Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Should we tell her she's wearing two different shoes? |
1.8416 |
0.02862 |
789 |
327 |
260 |
202 |
1 |
She is Henry's only surviving wife. |
1.7296 |
0.03683 |
466 |
227 |
138 |
101 |
2 |
Should we tell her it's on backwards? |
1.6963 |
0.03953 |
405 |
208 |
112 |
85 |
3 |
So that's where all of the coffee filters went. |
1.6773 |
0.04102 |
375 |
198 |
100 |
77 |
4 |
Well, it does make her waist look smaller. |
1.6703 |
0.03882 |
370 |
184 |
124 |
62 |
5 |
It deployed when her carriage rear-ended an ox cart. |
1.6620 |
0.04043 |
355 |
183 |
109 |
63 |
6 |
Nah, count the rings. She's definitely pushing 30. |
1.6469 |
0.04317 |
337 |
186 |
84 |
67 |
7 |
It DOES make her butt look smaller. |
1.6258 |
0.04390 |
310 |
172 |
82 |
56 |
8 |
Well, look who went out with Lord Hickey last night |
1.6198 |
0.04539 |
263 |
140 |
83 |
40 |
9 |
I know her but we were never close. |
1.6169 |
0.04250 |
308 |
167 |
92 |
49 |
10 |
That reminds me...we're out of coffee filters. |
1.6042 |
0.04412 |
288 |
160 |
82 |
46 |
11 |
I hate fashion week. |
1.6014 |
0.04707 |
286 |
170 |
60 |
56 |
12 |
It does make her waist look smaller. |
1.5979 |
0.04242 |
281 |
150 |
94 |
37 |
13 |
You should see the chastity belt. |
1.5950 |
0.04699 |
279 |
165 |
62 |
52 |
14 |
I attempted an ear nibble and her collar bag deployed. |
1.5935 |
0.04573 |
278 |
160 |
71 |
47 |
15 |
They have been selling off the charts since Ann Boleyn lost her head. |
1.5897 |
0.04374 |
273 |
150 |
85 |
38 |
16 |
Actually, I think that's YOUR wife. |
1.5852 |
0.04598 |
270 |
156 |
70 |
44 |
17 |
New money. |
1.5836 |
0.04702 |
269 |
159 |
63 |
47 |
18 |
And that is why it's so important to know the difference between the radius and the diameter. |
1.5795 |
0.04528 |
264 |
150 |
75 |
39 |
19 |
She hath a hickie. |
1.5779 |
0.04699 |
263 |
155 |
64 |
44 |
20 |
If I read the rings right she's 26. |
1.5731 |
0.04618 |
260 |
151 |
69 |
40 |
21 |
That's Mary Queen of Scots Tissue... |
1.5669 |
0.04772 |
254 |
152 |
60 |
42 |
22 |
Why that's Mary, Queen of Scott Tissues. |
1.5669 |
0.04772 |
254 |
152 |
60 |
42 |
23 |
Oh, that's just Mary, Queen of Scott tissue. |
1.5635 |
0.04837 |
252 |
153 |
56 |
43 |
24 |
" Yon witch doth prophesy 'whiplash' ". |
1.5622 |
0.04681 |
249 |
146 |
66 |
37 |
25 |
You can tell how old she is by counting the rings. |
1.5622 |
0.04817 |
249 |
150 |
58 |
41 |
26 |
She's the only surviving wife of Henry the VIII. |
1.5622 |
0.04850 |
249 |
151 |
56 |
42 |
27 |
We're going to need a bigger guillotine. |
1.5622 |
0.04715 |
249 |
147 |
64 |
38 |
28 |
It looked smaller on line. |
1.5569 |
0.04621 |
246 |
143 |
69 |
34 |
29 |
Well, he did behead two of his wives. |
1.5551 |
0.04848 |
245 |
149 |
56 |
40 |
30 |
Never sit behind her at the Globe. |
1.5551 |
0.04708 |
245 |
145 |
64 |
36 |
31 |
Forsooth, she has not a tooth. |
1.5551 |
0.05372 |
245 |
165 |
24 |
56 |
32 |
Get a load of those ridiculous shoes. |
1.5519 |
0.04770 |
241 |
144 |
61 |
36 |
33 |
You should see what they are doing with codpieces this fall. |
1.5510 |
0.04780 |
245 |
148 |
59 |
38 |
34 |
You should see her chastity belt. |
1.5481 |
0.04947 |
239 |
148 |
51 |
40 |
35 |
That's Lady Goodyear. |
1.5462 |
0.04707 |
238 |
141 |
64 |
33 |
36 |
Go ahead and ask her out. She won't bite. |
1.5443 |
0.04836 |
237 |
144 |
57 |
36 |
37 |
It's a verbosity belt. |
1.5424 |
0.04505 |
236 |
135 |
74 |
27 |
38 |
If that's not a white collar crime, I don't know what is. |
1.5348 |
0.04991 |
230 |
144 |
49 |
37 |
39 |
how long before she realizes her shoes don't match? |
1.5330 |
0.04887 |
227 |
139 |
55 |
33 |
40 |
That is SO sixteen seventies. |
1.5330 |
0.05005 |
227 |
142 |
49 |
36 |
41 |
New money. |
1.5310 |
0.04741 |
226 |
135 |
62 |
29 |
42 |
The lady doth protect too much. |
1.5289 |
0.04921 |
225 |
139 |
53 |
33 |
43 |
I just went to kiss her and she pulled the emergency cord. |
1.5183 |
0.05291 |
218 |
144 |
35 |
39 |
44 |
Should we tell her, her shoe is untied? |
1.5140 |
0.04900 |
214 |
132 |
54 |
28 |
45 |
There's no point in trying to impress her with your new codpiece. |
1.5140 |
0.04855 |
214 |
131 |
56 |
27 |
46 |
it does make her butt look smaller. |
1.5140 |
0.04989 |
214 |
134 |
50 |
30 |
47 |
That's nothing: You should see her chastity belt. |
1.5140 |
0.04945 |
214 |
133 |
52 |
29 |
48 |
I understand it was given to her by Count Michelin. |
1.5139 |
0.04910 |
216 |
134 |
53 |
29 |
49 |
It took a lot of practice, but I can take it off with one hand. |
1.5094 |
0.04981 |
212 |
133 |
50 |
29 |
50 |
It's from the Anne Boleyn collection. |
1.5000 |
0.04903 |
206 |
128 |
53 |
25 |
51 |
Methinks the lady doth project too much |
1.5000 |
0.05184 |
206 |
134 |
41 |
31 |
52 |
Even worse, she's knitting me a sweater. |
1.5000 |
0.05230 |
206 |
135 |
39 |
32 |
53 |
What's even worse is her husband's codpiece. |
1.4976 |
0.05250 |
205 |
135 |
38 |
32 |
54 |
ah..there goes the executioners wife. |
1.4925 |
0.04993 |
201 |
127 |
49 |
25 |
55 |
I can still hear you, you know. |
1.4925 |
0.05189 |
201 |
131 |
41 |
29 |
56 |
Date with Henry VIII tonight. |
1.4900 |
0.05111 |
200 |
129 |
44 |
27 |
57 |
They say she's a member of a radical fringe group. |
1.4821 |
0.05159 |
195 |
127 |
42 |
26 |
58 |
The lady doth protrude too much, methinks. |
1.4774 |
0.05885 |
155 |
103 |
30 |
22 |
59 |
I find today's women unapproachable. |
1.4767 |
0.04822 |
193 |
120 |
54 |
19 |
60 |
Methinks the new queen saw what happened to the old queen. |
1.4767 |
0.05199 |
193 |
127 |
40 |
26 |
61 |
I see Henry's new wife is taking precautions. |
1.4767 |
0.05146 |
193 |
126 |
42 |
25 |
62 |
I wonder what she's not supposed to lick? |
1.4764 |
0.05187 |
191 |
125 |
41 |
25 |
63 |
And she laughed at my codpiece! |
1.4764 |
0.05240 |
191 |
126 |
39 |
26 |
64 |
She is so 1659. |
1.4709 |
0.04894 |
189 |
119 |
51 |
19 |
65 |
A bit ruff around the edges for my taste.... |
1.4709 |
0.05118 |
189 |
123 |
43 |
23 |
66 |
I don't understand what Lord Firestone sees in her. |
1.4681 |
0.05301 |
188 |
126 |
36 |
26 |
67 |
Her father caught her necking. |
1.4681 |
0.05026 |
188 |
121 |
46 |
21 |
68 |
That's the Countess de Michelin. |
1.4681 |
0.05138 |
188 |
123 |
42 |
23 |
69 |
It keeps her from scratching. |
1.4649 |
0.05027 |
185 |
119 |
46 |
20 |
70 |
Since her brother was beheaded she's in line for the throne |
1.4649 |
0.05143 |
185 |
121 |
42 |
22 |
71 |
She's been very paranoid since that Ann Boleyn thing. |
1.4649 |
0.04968 |
185 |
118 |
48 |
19 |
72 |
I was wondering why she was saving all those coffee filters . |
1.4649 |
0.05311 |
185 |
124 |
36 |
25 |
73 |
There's no wrong way to eat a cake |
1.4560 |
0.05024 |
182 |
118 |
45 |
19 |
74 |
That's Lord Firestone's wife. |
1.4556 |
0.05065 |
180 |
117 |
44 |
19 |
75 |
Methinks the lady doth protect too much. |
1.4556 |
0.05362 |
180 |
122 |
34 |
24 |
76 |
It's always risky buying clothes on-line |
1.4525 |
0.05022 |
179 |
116 |
45 |
18 |
77 |
If you were marrying King Henry, you would wear one, too. |
1.4525 |
0.05325 |
179 |
121 |
35 |
23 |
78 |
It's more than a fashion statement--it's also a flotation device. |
1.4525 |
0.04895 |
179 |
114 |
49 |
16 |
79 |
She's been biting her leg again. |
1.4525 |
0.05442 |
179 |
123 |
31 |
25 |
80 |
We went out a few times, but she is very hard to get close to. |
1.4525 |
0.04631 |
179 |
110 |
57 |
12 |
81 |
That's so 1390s. |
1.4494 |
0.05165 |
178 |
118 |
40 |
20 |
82 |
See what happens when those things get wet |
1.4494 |
0.04782 |
178 |
112 |
52 |
14 |
83 |
That's, like, so 1576. |
1.4494 |
0.04913 |
178 |
114 |
48 |
16 |
84 |
Her carriage was rear-ended. |
1.4494 |
0.04848 |
178 |
113 |
50 |
15 |
85 |
do you think she knows her shoes do not match? |
1.4463 |
0.04931 |
177 |
114 |
47 |
16 |
86 |
She supports the advancement of collared people. |
1.4457 |
0.05352 |
175 |
119 |
34 |
22 |
87 |
Her personal injury lawyer told her it would look good in court. |
1.4457 |
0.05291 |
175 |
118 |
36 |
21 |
88 |
I haven't seen her smile in years. |
1.4432 |
0.05014 |
176 |
115 |
44 |
17 |
89 |
That's Henry's seventh wife, she's not taking any chances! |
1.4425 |
0.04922 |
174 |
112 |
47 |
15 |
90 |
Arrest her, Sheriff. It will be the biggest collar of your career. |
1.4425 |
0.05185 |
174 |
116 |
39 |
19 |
91 |
You should see her chastity belt. |
1.4425 |
0.05312 |
174 |
118 |
35 |
21 |
92 |
Me thinks she doth wear the wheel from a past New Yorker Cartoon Caption Joust! |
1.4393 |
0.05140 |
173 |
115 |
40 |
18 |
93 |
It's been all the rage since Anne Boleyn. |
1.4360 |
0.05479 |
172 |
120 |
29 |
23 |
94 |
It's a combination chastity collar and flotation device. |
1.4360 |
0.05479 |
172 |
120 |
29 |
23 |
95 |
I like big ruffs and I cannot lie... |
1.4360 |
0.05160 |
172 |
115 |
39 |
18 |
96 |
So, that's why we're out of toilet paper. |
1.4360 |
0.05417 |
172 |
119 |
31 |
22 |
97 |
I hear she's hot under the collar. |
1.4353 |
0.05136 |
170 |
113 |
40 |
17 |
98 |
That happens if you startle her. |
1.4353 |
0.05068 |
170 |
112 |
42 |
16 |
99 |
She previously had no filter. |
1.4353 |
0.05336 |
170 |
116 |
34 |
20 |
100 |
Ye olde whiplash scam. |
1.4320 |
0.05487 |
169 |
118 |
29 |
22 |
101 |
Twenty shillings says she won't make it through airport security |
1.4320 |
0.05487 |
169 |
118 |
29 |
22 |
102 |
You should see her chastity belt! |
1.4320 |
0.05357 |
169 |
116 |
33 |
20 |
103 |
With English teeth, sometimes, all you can do is hide them. |
1.4320 |
0.05290 |
169 |
115 |
35 |
19 |
104 |
No, Geoffrey. I believe it's her sister, The Extra Virgin Queen. |
1.4320 |
0.05224 |
169 |
114 |
37 |
18 |
105 |
Me thinks her butt looks smaller. |
1.4320 |
0.05224 |
169 |
114 |
37 |
18 |
106 |
You should see her chastity belt. |
1.4294 |
0.05396 |
170 |
118 |
31 |
21 |
107 |
She's the lucky one, her sister has a chastity belt |
1.4286 |
0.05244 |
168 |
114 |
36 |
18 |
108 |
When you're married to Henry VIII, you can't be too cautious. |
1.4286 |
0.05036 |
168 |
111 |
42 |
15 |
109 |
I don't know where her head's at these days |
1.4286 |
0.05036 |
168 |
111 |
42 |
15 |
110 |
I find it difficult to get close to her. |
1.4286 |
0.05106 |
168 |
112 |
40 |
16 |
111 |
It always looks better on the runway. |
1.4286 |
0.05106 |
168 |
112 |
40 |
16 |
112 |
Rumor has it she's to be wed to the Earl of Hickey. |
1.4286 |
0.05637 |
168 |
120 |
24 |
24 |
113 |
It's by Michelin. They say you can wear it in all seasons. |
1.4286 |
0.05036 |
168 |
111 |
42 |
15 |
114 |
It got wet. |
1.4286 |
0.05444 |
168 |
117 |
30 |
21 |
115 |
I believe she's married to one of the Michelin brothers. |
1.4286 |
0.05036 |
168 |
111 |
42 |
15 |
116 |
I remember when women used to leave a little something for the imagination. |
1.4260 |
0.05352 |
169 |
117 |
32 |
20 |
117 |
Methinks it's a good thing she can't see what she just stepped in. |
1.4242 |
0.05515 |
165 |
116 |
28 |
21 |
118 |
I like big ruffs and I cannot lie. |
1.4242 |
0.05647 |
165 |
118 |
24 |
23 |
119 |
I'm more of a bustle man. |
1.4242 |
0.05024 |
165 |
109 |
42 |
14 |
120 |
If you saw her beard, you'd understand. |
1.4207 |
0.05260 |
164 |
112 |
35 |
17 |
121 |
No wonder they call her the Virgin Queen. |
1.4207 |
0.04968 |
164 |
108 |
43 |
13 |
122 |
"The lady doth protect too much, methinks". |
1.4207 |
0.05189 |
164 |
111 |
37 |
16 |
123 |
Definitely not a head turner. |
1.4207 |
0.05260 |
164 |
112 |
35 |
17 |
124 |
She's the Countess of Michelin. |
1.4172 |
0.05208 |
163 |
111 |
36 |
16 |
125 |
Just look at her: baring her forehead like that, the strumpet! |
1.4172 |
0.05492 |
163 |
115 |
28 |
20 |
126 |
In theory it's guillotine proof. |
1.4136 |
0.05079 |
162 |
109 |
39 |
14 |
127 |
It's from the Anne Boleyn collection. . . |
1.4136 |
0.05154 |
162 |
110 |
37 |
15 |
128 |
That must be some hickey. |
1.4136 |
0.05444 |
162 |
114 |
29 |
19 |
129 |
Tell Will there's enough material there for a tragedy as well as a comedy. |
1.4136 |
0.05079 |
162 |
109 |
39 |
14 |
130 |
I thought you said she was a no frills kind of girl. |
1.4125 |
0.05046 |
160 |
107 |
40 |
13 |
131 |
Imagine her husband's codpiece. |
1.4125 |
0.05422 |
160 |
112 |
30 |
18 |
132 |
She may look calm, but she's easily ruffled. |
1.4125 |
0.05422 |
160 |
112 |
30 |
18 |
133 |
I can never understand a word she says. |
1.4125 |
0.05046 |
160 |
107 |
40 |
13 |
134 |
Clearly, that is a woman who believes that size matters. |
1.4099 |
0.04864 |
161 |
106 |
44 |
11 |
135 |
I'm more of a no frills kind of guy. |
1.4088 |
0.05219 |
159 |
109 |
35 |
15 |
136 |
Her husband is a veterinarian. |
1.4088 |
0.05443 |
159 |
112 |
29 |
18 |
137 |
I've heard it's guillotine proof. |
1.4088 |
0.05369 |
159 |
111 |
31 |
17 |
138 |
I heard the king's building a bigger guillotine. |
1.4088 |
0.05587 |
159 |
114 |
25 |
20 |
139 |
Oh Look. It's Henry VIII's new wife. |
1.4088 |
0.05369 |
159 |
111 |
31 |
17 |
140 |
Poor thing, they say she’s got collara. |
1.4088 |
0.05369 |
159 |
111 |
31 |
17 |
141 |
It was her husband's idea - he said she doth protest too much. |
1.4051 |
0.05390 |
158 |
111 |
30 |
17 |
142 |
I've always found her a bit unapproachable. |
1.4051 |
0.04755 |
158 |
103 |
46 |
9 |
143 |
It's not just a fashion statement. It's how she survived three beheadings. |
1.4051 |
0.05002 |
158 |
106 |
40 |
12 |
144 |
If only some of King Henry's other wives had been as clever ... |
1.4051 |
0.05390 |
158 |
111 |
30 |
17 |
145 |
I understand you can also get them glazed or with sprinkles. |
1.4051 |
0.05610 |
158 |
114 |
24 |
20 |
146 |
Is it attire? Or a tire? |
1.4051 |
0.05002 |
158 |
106 |
40 |
12 |
147 |
It's the next big thing. |
1.4051 |
0.05465 |
158 |
112 |
28 |
18 |
148 |
They say it was designed by Anne Boleyn... |
1.4051 |
0.05538 |
158 |
113 |
26 |
19 |
149 |
She is easily ruffled. |
1.4051 |
0.05315 |
158 |
110 |
32 |
16 |
150 |
Hel-lo...Doily! |
1.4051 |
0.05002 |
158 |
106 |
40 |
12 |
151 |
I don't know, but she changes it every 30,000 miles. |
1.4038 |
0.05046 |
156 |
105 |
39 |
12 |
152 |
And yet she still manages to give me the cold shoulder. |
1.4038 |
0.05286 |
156 |
108 |
33 |
15 |
153 |
Methinks she doth protect too much |
1.4038 |
0.05663 |
156 |
113 |
23 |
20 |
154 |
The hole at the center was my idea. |
1.4038 |
0.05286 |
156 |
108 |
33 |
15 |
155 |
Will Anne Hathaway hath a way to half a way, stick her neck out for Will? |
1.4038 |
0.05878 |
156 |
116 |
17 |
23 |
156 |
She gets everything at Costco |
1.4038 |
0.05736 |
156 |
114 |
21 |
21 |
157 |
The whiplash isn't that bad. Her attorney is good though. |
1.4038 |
0.05516 |
156 |
111 |
27 |
18 |
158 |
You're gonna need a bigger guillotine. |
1.4038 |
0.05127 |
156 |
106 |
37 |
13 |
159 |
I think it's called a "choker." |
1.4000 |
0.05538 |
155 |
111 |
26 |
18 |
160 |
I hear in France you can't wear it on the beach. |
1.4000 |
0.05226 |
155 |
107 |
34 |
14 |
161 |
And where, pray tell, is Lord Gaga? |
1.4000 |
0.05462 |
155 |
110 |
28 |
17 |
162 |
Maybe she thinks it makes her derrière look smaller |
1.3961 |
0.05081 |
154 |
105 |
37 |
12 |
163 |
Beautiful woman, but I couldn't make out a word she said. |
1.3961 |
0.04645 |
154 |
100 |
47 |
7 |
164 |
I hear she can get pretty hot under the collar. |
1.3961 |
0.04824 |
154 |
102 |
43 |
9 |
165 |
That's King Henry's latest wife -- she's not tempting fate. |
1.3961 |
0.05326 |
154 |
108 |
31 |
15 |
166 |
I've heard she's engaged to Henry VIII. |
1.3961 |
0.05326 |
154 |
108 |
31 |
15 |
167 |
It worked better on the runway. |
1.3935 |
0.05137 |
155 |
107 |
35 |
13 |
168 |
That reminds me... Time to change my air filter. |
1.3922 |
0.05582 |
153 |
111 |
24 |
18 |
169 |
It hides her beard. |
1.3922 |
0.05099 |
153 |
105 |
36 |
12 |
170 |
I hear she's hard to get close to. |
1.3922 |
0.05099 |
153 |
105 |
36 |
12 |
171 |
She just got back from the vet. |
1.3922 |
0.05505 |
153 |
110 |
26 |
17 |
172 |
If you think that's bad, you can imagine the chastity belt. |
1.3907 |
0.05557 |
151 |
109 |
25 |
17 |
173 |
Anne Boleyn's daughter. Why do you ask? |
1.3907 |
0.05058 |
151 |
103 |
37 |
11 |
174 |
I must say, Lady Michelin is looking rather fetching! |
1.3907 |
0.05230 |
151 |
105 |
33 |
13 |
175 |
You should see her chastity belt! |
1.3907 |
0.05230 |
151 |
105 |
33 |
13 |
176 |
They say she's never been kissed. |
1.3907 |
0.05230 |
151 |
105 |
33 |
13 |
177 |
She was licking herself. |
1.3907 |
0.05636 |
151 |
110 |
23 |
18 |
178 |
I like big ruffs and I can not lie. |
1.3907 |
0.05557 |
151 |
109 |
25 |
17 |
179 |
And yet, she always seems so unruffled. |
1.3907 |
0.05058 |
151 |
103 |
37 |
11 |
180 |
When everyone else goes low, she goes high. |
1.3907 |
0.05058 |
151 |
103 |
37 |
11 |
181 |
I bet she hides her diamonds in the ruff! |
1.3907 |
0.05145 |
151 |
104 |
35 |
12 |
182 |
She must be coming from the vet. |
1.3907 |
0.05313 |
151 |
106 |
31 |
14 |
183 |
I miss necks. |
1.3907 |
0.05058 |
151 |
103 |
37 |
11 |
184 |
She's got the best personal injury attorney in the shire. |
1.3907 |
0.05058 |
151 |
103 |
37 |
11 |
185 |
This town is being taken over by ruff necks. |
1.3907 |
0.05145 |
151 |
104 |
35 |
12 |
186 |
If I say anything, she will just buy a bigger one. |
1.3907 |
0.05230 |
151 |
105 |
33 |
13 |
187 |
Takes your breath away, doesn't it? |
1.3907 |
0.05396 |
151 |
107 |
29 |
15 |
188 |
Odd girl...married to that Michelin fellow. |
1.3907 |
0.05313 |
151 |
106 |
31 |
14 |
189 |
Lady Michelin is betrothed to the Earl of Dunlop, you say? |
1.3907 |
0.05396 |
151 |
107 |
29 |
15 |
190 |
She's a biter. |
1.3907 |
0.05145 |
151 |
104 |
35 |
12 |
191 |
Personally, I'm more of a corset man. |
1.3907 |
0.05396 |
151 |
107 |
29 |
15 |
192 |
By counting the rings, you can tell how long she's been a lady-in-waiting. |
1.3907 |
0.04970 |
151 |
102 |
39 |
10 |
193 |
Isn't that...?" "Why, indeed it is - Mary, Queen of Scott Towels! |
1.3907 |
0.05477 |
151 |
108 |
27 |
16 |
194 |
Actually Sir, she's a chimney sweep. |
1.3896 |
0.05397 |
154 |
110 |
28 |
16 |
195 |
Have you met Lady Dunkin of Donut? |
1.3896 |
0.05703 |
154 |
114 |
20 |
20 |
196 |
I'm not saying anything, especially after that business about the King and HIS new clothes! |
1.3882 |
0.05605 |
152 |
111 |
23 |
18 |
197 |
King Henry won't be getting rid of this one so easily. |
1.3867 |
0.05075 |
150 |
103 |
36 |
11 |
198 |
Really? I never heard of a "chastity muff." |
1.3867 |
0.05249 |
150 |
105 |
32 |
13 |
199 |
Someday, they'll be known as 'turtlenecks'. |
1.3867 |
0.05579 |
150 |
109 |
24 |
17 |
200 |
One of Lord Michelin's designs I think. |
1.3867 |
0.04986 |
150 |
102 |
38 |
10 |
201 |
M'lady seems easily ruffled. |
1.3867 |
0.04986 |
150 |
102 |
38 |
10 |
202 |
My air filter...? Just changed it. Why do you ask ? |
1.3867 |
0.05249 |
150 |
105 |
32 |
13 |
203 |
She won't marry Henry the Eighth without it. |
1.3867 |
0.05579 |
150 |
109 |
24 |
17 |
204 |
Looks like another bad case of collara. |
1.3867 |
0.05249 |
150 |
105 |
32 |
13 |
205 |
There goes Miss frillier-than-thou. |
1.3867 |
0.05163 |
150 |
104 |
34 |
12 |
206 |
The Boleyn thing really freaked her out, |
1.3826 |
0.05268 |
149 |
105 |
31 |
13 |
207 |
Countess Dracula says it's the secret to her lasting marriage. |
1.3826 |
0.05268 |
149 |
105 |
31 |
13 |
208 |
It helps take her mind off the corset. |
1.3826 |
0.05268 |
149 |
105 |
31 |
13 |
209 |
She has Cholera. |
1.3826 |
0.05437 |
149 |
107 |
27 |
15 |
210 |
It's supposed to make her hips look slimmer. |
1.3826 |
0.05003 |
149 |
102 |
37 |
10 |
211 |
....and so began the collara epidemic |
1.3826 |
0.05003 |
149 |
102 |
37 |
10 |
212 |
Have you ever seen such a lewd display of upper ear in all your life? |
1.3826 |
0.05682 |
149 |
110 |
21 |
18 |
213 |
The Owner's Manual says the new filter only needs changing after a major plague. |
1.3826 |
0.04911 |
149 |
101 |
39 |
9 |
214 |
She broke our engagement after I said I wanted a no-frills wedding. |
1.3826 |
0.05093 |
149 |
103 |
35 |
11 |
215 |
Looks like King Henry's new wife isn't taking any chances. |
1.3810 |
0.05317 |
147 |
104 |
30 |
13 |
216 |
It's just until the stitches heal. |
1.3810 |
0.05404 |
147 |
105 |
28 |
14 |
217 |
On the plus side, Her Majesty no longer bites her nails. |
1.3810 |
0.05138 |
147 |
102 |
34 |
11 |
218 |
Well is does take your attention away from her large feet. |
1.3810 |
0.05138 |
147 |
102 |
34 |
11 |
219 |
The King wants her to stop chewing her nails. |
1.3810 |
0.04859 |
147 |
99 |
40 |
8 |
220 |
Wait till you see what they have in mind for your cod piece! |
1.3810 |
0.05404 |
147 |
105 |
28 |
14 |
221 |
Just wait 'til you see this year's codpiece designs! |
1.3810 |
0.05228 |
147 |
103 |
32 |
12 |
222 |
That's how she doth roll. |
1.3810 |
0.05573 |
147 |
107 |
24 |
16 |
223 |
Chastity begins at first base. |
1.3810 |
0.05228 |
147 |
103 |
32 |
12 |
224 |
It's time someone invented a scarf |
1.3800 |
0.05153 |
150 |
105 |
33 |
12 |
225 |
It takes a lot to unruffle her. |
1.3784 |
0.05287 |
148 |
105 |
30 |
13 |
226 |
It is made of a new, guillotine-resistant fabric. |
1.3784 |
0.05373 |
148 |
106 |
28 |
14 |
227 |
I just can't seem to get close to her. |
1.3784 |
0.05110 |
148 |
103 |
34 |
11 |
228 |
She used to be a real head turner. |
1.3767 |
0.05336 |
146 |
104 |
29 |
13 |
229 |
There's more than one way to tame a shrew. |
1.3767 |
0.05247 |
146 |
103 |
31 |
12 |
230 |
They call it a Chastity Collar. |
1.3767 |
0.05336 |
146 |
104 |
29 |
13 |
231 |
Why, she's the walking embodiment of class, beauty, and super-absorbency. |
1.3767 |
0.05247 |
146 |
103 |
31 |
12 |
232 |
She said communication is the key to a good relationship. At least, I think that's what she said. |
1.3767 |
0.05247 |
146 |
103 |
31 |
12 |
233 |
Don't expect to get to second base. |
1.3767 |
0.05424 |
146 |
105 |
27 |
14 |
234 |
Unlike her predecessors, she's guillotine-proof. |
1.3767 |
0.05156 |
146 |
102 |
33 |
11 |
235 |
Methinks the lady doth protect too much. |
1.3767 |
0.05336 |
146 |
104 |
29 |
13 |
236 |
They call it "Guillotine Chic" |
1.3767 |
0.05424 |
146 |
105 |
27 |
14 |
237 |
They say she hasn't tied her own shoes in years |
1.3767 |
0.05510 |
146 |
106 |
25 |
15 |
238 |
Henry's going to have a hard time getting rid of that one. |
1.3767 |
0.05595 |
146 |
107 |
23 |
16 |
239 |
Lace is more. |
1.3767 |
0.05595 |
146 |
107 |
23 |
16 |
240 |
I prefer a no-frills woman, myself. |
1.3767 |
0.05247 |
146 |
103 |
31 |
12 |
241 |
Do you think she knows her boot is unlaced? |
1.3767 |
0.05156 |
146 |
102 |
33 |
11 |
242 |
Her neck tattoo says 'Only God Can Judge Me.' |
1.3741 |
0.04942 |
147 |
101 |
37 |
9 |
243 |
That's Henry VIII's new wife. |
1.3741 |
0.05479 |
147 |
107 |
25 |
15 |
244 |
We tried everything to stop her sleepwalking. Now we just let her bump around town until she wakes up. |
1.3724 |
0.05080 |
145 |
101 |
34 |
10 |
245 |
The lady doth protect too much, methinks. |
1.3724 |
0.05868 |
145 |
110 |
16 |
19 |
246 |
Her father said no necking, and he meant it. |
1.3724 |
0.05356 |
145 |
104 |
28 |
13 |
247 |
Should we tell her that it makes her neck look fat? |
1.3724 |
0.05444 |
145 |
105 |
26 |
14 |
248 |
She's engaged to Henry the 8th. |
1.3724 |
0.05356 |
145 |
104 |
28 |
13 |
249 |
She gets pretty hot under the collar. |
1.3724 |
0.05080 |
145 |
101 |
34 |
10 |
250 |
Strangely, I now desire to hear what she has to say. |
1.3724 |
0.05265 |
145 |
103 |
30 |
12 |
251 |
They say she's hot under the collar. |
1.3724 |
0.05356 |
145 |
104 |
28 |
13 |
252 |
"There is indeed talk of a royal hickey.' |
1.3724 |
0.05618 |
145 |
107 |
22 |
16 |
253 |
Her carriage was rear-ended and her lawyer said to wear that for a while. |
1.3724 |
0.05532 |
145 |
106 |
24 |
15 |
254 |
They say it comes in a tiny package, and then you just add water. |
1.3724 |
0.04985 |
145 |
100 |
36 |
9 |
255 |
That's one bad whiplash. |
1.3724 |
0.05444 |
145 |
105 |
26 |
14 |
256 |
She recently got a white collar job. |
1.3706 |
0.05315 |
143 |
102 |
29 |
12 |
257 |
It came as a bonus with the chastity belt. |
1.3706 |
0.05497 |
143 |
104 |
25 |
14 |
258 |
We are trying to get her to stop scratching her ear. |
1.3706 |
0.05586 |
143 |
105 |
23 |
15 |
259 |
You should see her chastity belt. |
1.3706 |
0.05407 |
143 |
103 |
27 |
13 |
260 |
Let me put it this way, if it kills her it's a tragedy but if she gets married in it,its a comedy |
1.3706 |
0.05221 |
143 |
101 |
31 |
11 |
261 |
The lady doth protect too much. |
1.3706 |
0.05844 |
143 |
108 |
17 |
18 |
262 |
It stops her from licking her wounds. |
1.3706 |
0.05407 |
143 |
103 |
27 |
13 |
263 |
Bet you she's hot under the collar. |
1.3706 |
0.05586 |
143 |
105 |
23 |
15 |
264 |
I told her that I ordered it from Paris. It's actually an air filter for a John Deere 9RX. |
1.3706 |
0.05586 |
143 |
105 |
23 |
15 |
265 |
I can't remember, is this a part of history where we find that arousing? |
1.3706 |
0.05586 |
143 |
105 |
23 |
15 |
266 |
Nice eyebrows! |
1.3706 |
0.05315 |
143 |
102 |
29 |
12 |
267 |
I keep telling her, you can't even see the pimple. |
1.3706 |
0.05497 |
143 |
104 |
25 |
14 |
268 |
She's so hard to get close to. |
1.3699 |
0.05052 |
146 |
102 |
34 |
10 |
269 |
I'm guessing she's a little haute under the collar. |
1.3696 |
0.05641 |
138 |
101 |
23 |
14 |
270 |
Looks like we'll have 6 more weeks of winter |
1.3673 |
0.05295 |
147 |
106 |
28 |
13 |
271 |
It's called 'the Anne Boleyn'. |
1.3662 |
0.05239 |
142 |
101 |
30 |
11 |
272 |
Her horse was rear-ended |
1.3662 |
0.05143 |
142 |
100 |
32 |
10 |
273 |
They ran out of scarlet letters. |
1.3662 |
0.05426 |
142 |
103 |
26 |
13 |
274 |
Looks like heads are going to roll. |
1.3662 |
0.05334 |
142 |
102 |
28 |
12 |
275 |
It's not a collar it's a neck guard. She's engaged to Henry VIII. |
1.3662 |
0.05869 |
142 |
108 |
16 |
18 |
276 |
She bites her nails. |
1.3662 |
0.05143 |
142 |
100 |
32 |
10 |
277 |
Propose? I can't even get to first base! |
1.3662 |
0.05239 |
142 |
101 |
30 |
11 |
278 |
You're telling me....I had to dance with her the other night |
1.3662 |
0.05426 |
142 |
103 |
26 |
13 |
279 |
It keeps her from biting her nails. |
1.3662 |
0.04843 |
142 |
97 |
38 |
7 |
280 |
That Anne Boleyn is just being paranoid. |
1.3662 |
0.05426 |
142 |
103 |
26 |
13 |
281 |
Lady Michelin is a great inspiration to her husband. |
1.3662 |
0.05239 |
142 |
101 |
30 |
11 |
282 |
I just remembered I need to put on my snow tires. |
1.3617 |
0.05446 |
141 |
103 |
25 |
13 |
283 |
Whiplash. |
1.3617 |
0.05446 |
141 |
103 |
25 |
13 |
284 |
Henry VIII's new wife came prepared. |
1.3597 |
0.05593 |
139 |
103 |
22 |
14 |
285 |
She’s a finalist on ‘Extreme Dutch Masters’. |
1.3597 |
0.04898 |
139 |
96 |
36 |
7 |
286 |
It certainly keeps her from looking at her phone every minute. |
1.3597 |
0.05306 |
139 |
100 |
28 |
11 |
287 |
And they say the frill is gone. |
1.3597 |
0.05306 |
139 |
100 |
28 |
11 |
288 |
It's Mary, queen of snots. |
1.3597 |
0.05499 |
139 |
102 |
24 |
13 |
289 |
She's the cheesemaker's daughter. |
1.3597 |
0.05404 |
139 |
101 |
26 |
12 |
290 |
It's Madam Bundt |
1.3597 |
0.05404 |
139 |
101 |
26 |
12 |
291 |
I went low, she went high. |
1.3597 |
0.05686 |
139 |
104 |
20 |
15 |
292 |
She hath her cake and weareth it too. |
1.3597 |
0.05593 |
139 |
103 |
22 |
14 |
293 |
Apparently it offers protection from both cold weather and executions. |
1.3597 |
0.05207 |
139 |
99 |
30 |
10 |
294 |
She's easily ruffled. |
1.3597 |
0.05306 |
139 |
100 |
28 |
11 |
295 |
That's the Queen Mum. |
1.3597 |
0.05404 |
139 |
101 |
26 |
12 |
296 |
Uneasy lies the head that wears that. |
1.3597 |
0.05207 |
139 |
99 |
30 |
10 |
297 |
You think that's something. You should see the chastity belt. |
1.3597 |
0.05499 |
139 |
102 |
24 |
13 |
298 |
She's the only one of Henry's exes who's kept her head. |
1.3597 |
0.05106 |
139 |
98 |
32 |
9 |
299 |
On the plus side, it doubles as a flotation device. |
1.3597 |
0.05106 |
139 |
98 |
32 |
9 |
300 |
I never thought gag orders would become fashionable. |
1.3597 |
0.05207 |
139 |
99 |
30 |
10 |
301 |
It keeps her from biting her nails. |
1.3597 |
0.05003 |
139 |
97 |
34 |
8 |
302 |
She should get a good 30,000 miles out of that one. |
1.3597 |
0.05593 |
139 |
103 |
22 |
14 |
303 |
It looks like Henry's new wife isn't taking any chances. |
1.3597 |
0.04898 |
139 |
96 |
36 |
7 |
304 |
Looks like Anne Boleyn's recovering well! |
1.3597 |
0.05593 |
139 |
103 |
22 |
14 |
305 |
It's the worst case of ring around the collar I've seen. |
1.3597 |
0.05686 |
139 |
104 |
20 |
15 |
306 |
You should see her souffles. |
1.3571 |
0.04869 |
140 |
97 |
36 |
7 |
307 |
Look's like high collar crime to me. |
1.3551 |
0.05520 |
138 |
102 |
23 |
13 |
308 |
It's the Stratford-on-Avon Diet. |
1.3551 |
0.05708 |
138 |
104 |
19 |
15 |
309 |
And THAT'S why she's still the Virgin Queen... |
1.3551 |
0.05423 |
138 |
101 |
25 |
12 |
310 |
It gives a whole new meaning to necking. |
1.3551 |
0.05122 |
138 |
98 |
31 |
9 |
311 |
She just wouldn't stop scratching. |
1.3551 |
0.05423 |
138 |
101 |
25 |
12 |
312 |
Have you met Lady Michelin? |
1.3551 |
0.05423 |
138 |
101 |
25 |
12 |
313 |
Lord Michelin is promoting it as the latest in formal attire. |
1.3551 |
0.05423 |
138 |
101 |
25 |
12 |
314 |
Isn't that Count Dracula's girlfriend? |
1.3551 |
0.05520 |
138 |
102 |
23 |
13 |
315 |
You should see her dog. |
1.3551 |
0.05520 |
138 |
102 |
23 |
13 |
316 |
She'd been gnawing on her leg wound a lot. |
1.3551 |
0.05800 |
138 |
105 |
17 |
16 |
317 |
Looks like she figured out how to have her cake and eat it too. |
1.3551 |
0.05423 |
138 |
101 |
25 |
12 |
318 |
A breath mint might be less burdensome. |
1.3551 |
0.05325 |
138 |
100 |
27 |
11 |
319 |
The theft of a cheese wheel had not occurred to me. |
1.3551 |
0.05325 |
138 |
100 |
27 |
11 |
320 |
The King calls it a Muffler. |
1.3551 |
0.05122 |
138 |
98 |
31 |
9 |
321 |
She has personal space issues. |
1.3551 |
0.04911 |
138 |
96 |
35 |
7 |
322 |
She has a problem with intimacy. |
1.3551 |
0.05325 |
138 |
100 |
27 |
11 |
323 |
What does the vet say? |
1.3551 |
0.05615 |
138 |
103 |
21 |
14 |
324 |
It's called guillotine-proof fashion, I've heard it's all the rage in France. |
1.3551 |
0.05615 |
138 |
103 |
21 |
14 |
325 |
Our next creation should be one that only inflates upon impact |
1.3551 |
0.05325 |
138 |
100 |
27 |
11 |
326 |
Methinks the lady doth project too much. |
1.3551 |
0.05423 |
138 |
101 |
25 |
12 |
327 |
It keeps her from losing her head. |
1.3551 |
0.05325 |
138 |
100 |
27 |
11 |
328 |
Careful. She ruffles easily. |
1.3504 |
0.04814 |
137 |
95 |
36 |
6 |
329 |
Oh, it keeps her from chewing on her leg. |
1.3504 |
0.05442 |
137 |
101 |
24 |
12 |
330 |
Well, it stopped the nose-pickimg. |
1.3504 |
0.05730 |
137 |
104 |
18 |
15 |
331 |
It's called safe sex. A vampire is courting her. |
1.3504 |
0.05138 |
137 |
98 |
30 |
9 |
332 |
Does she really think that thing that will stop Henry? |
1.3504 |
0.05343 |
137 |
100 |
26 |
11 |
333 |
There's something inaccessible about her. |
1.3504 |
0.04924 |
137 |
96 |
34 |
7 |
334 |
She's been dressing that way ever since she married Sir Dunkin. |
1.3504 |
0.05540 |
137 |
102 |
22 |
13 |
335 |
Methinks she has a very bad case of collara! |
1.3504 |
0.05442 |
137 |
101 |
24 |
12 |
336 |
And then I said "How could any collar make your neck look fat?" |
1.3504 |
0.05730 |
137 |
104 |
18 |
15 |
337 |
Fashion? No, she just has a great personal injury attorney. |
1.3504 |
0.05540 |
137 |
102 |
22 |
13 |
338 |
Well, at least she doesn't have to worry about Trump kissing her. |
1.3504 |
0.05540 |
137 |
102 |
22 |
13 |
339 |
It only happens when its humid |
1.3504 |
0.05442 |
137 |
101 |
24 |
12 |
340 |
Trump proofed |
1.3481 |
0.05693 |
135 |
102 |
19 |
14 |
341 |
T'would seem t'is Much Ado About Ruffing. |
1.3481 |
0.05595 |
135 |
101 |
21 |
13 |
342 |
No, I'm told you count them, like tree rings. |
1.3481 |
0.05496 |
135 |
100 |
23 |
12 |
343 |
You know, I find post-Anne Boleyn fashion a bit unnerving. |
1.3481 |
0.05185 |
135 |
97 |
29 |
9 |
344 |
It’s a sensible precaution—she’s next in line to marry King Henry VIII. |
1.3481 |
0.05394 |
135 |
99 |
25 |
11 |
345 |
She's hard to kiss but easy to talk to. |
1.3481 |
0.05185 |
135 |
97 |
29 |
9 |
346 |
That's going to be a long courtship. |
1.3481 |
0.04855 |
135 |
94 |
35 |
6 |
347 |
Things just haven't been the same since the Boleyn incident. |
1.3481 |
0.05291 |
135 |
98 |
27 |
10 |
348 |
It's fashionable and guillotine resistant. |
1.3481 |
0.05496 |
135 |
100 |
23 |
12 |
349 |
Believe it or not, she used to be even less approachable. |
1.3481 |
0.05291 |
135 |
98 |
27 |
10 |
350 |
I don't envy the executioner on this one. |
1.3481 |
0.05595 |
135 |
101 |
21 |
13 |
351 |
Me thinkth tis whiplash. |
1.3481 |
0.05394 |
135 |
99 |
25 |
11 |
352 |
I told her not to dry it in the microwave |
1.3481 |
0.05884 |
135 |
104 |
15 |
16 |
353 |
No sillier than stilettos if you think about it. |
1.3481 |
0.05077 |
135 |
96 |
31 |
8 |
354 |
Her problem is that she just gets too hot under the collar. |
1.3481 |
0.05291 |
135 |
98 |
27 |
10 |
355 |
She's saving her neck for King Henry. |
1.3481 |
0.05394 |
135 |
99 |
25 |
11 |
356 |
So, all you need do to silence her is add water? |
1.3481 |
0.05291 |
135 |
98 |
27 |
10 |
357 |
Milady has nail-biting issues. |
1.3481 |
0.05394 |
135 |
99 |
25 |
11 |
358 |
There are rumors of an egomaniacal real estate mogul in the land, coming up to beautiful women and kissing them, doing whatever he wants to them. So we came up with this little number. |
1.3481 |
0.05595 |
135 |
101 |
21 |
13 |
359 |
Ruffles do have ridges!!! |
1.3481 |
0.05595 |
135 |
101 |
21 |
13 |
360 |
There is a diamond in the ruff. |
1.3481 |
0.05595 |
135 |
101 |
21 |
13 |
361 |
Whiplash. |
1.3481 |
0.05595 |
135 |
101 |
21 |
13 |
362 |
Destined to be the virgin queen. |
1.3481 |
0.05394 |
135 |
99 |
25 |
11 |
363 |
It's the new English Muffin look. |
1.3481 |
0.05291 |
135 |
98 |
27 |
10 |
364 |
That looks like a royal pain in the neck. |
1.3481 |
0.05291 |
135 |
98 |
27 |
10 |
365 |
And that, my good man, is Lord Gaga’s daughter. |
1.3481 |
0.05595 |
135 |
101 |
21 |
13 |
366 |
She has a big white collar job! |
1.3481 |
0.05496 |
135 |
100 |
23 |
12 |
367 |
Why is she wearing an air filter? We don't even have pollution yet. |
1.3481 |
0.05790 |
135 |
103 |
17 |
15 |
368 |
Ruff day. |
1.3481 |
0.05595 |
135 |
101 |
21 |
13 |
369 |
It worked on the vet's dog. |
1.3481 |
0.05693 |
135 |
102 |
19 |
14 |
370 |
They say she's never been kissed. |
1.3481 |
0.05291 |
135 |
98 |
27 |
10 |
371 |
Her doctor is also a veterinarian... |
1.3481 |
0.05595 |
135 |
101 |
21 |
13 |
372 |
I told her not to pull the metal tab till she exited the castle. |
1.3481 |
0.05077 |
135 |
96 |
31 |
8 |
373 |
Between you and me, her air filter needs changing. |
1.3478 |
0.05310 |
138 |
101 |
26 |
11 |
374 |
I understand that she's engaged to Count Michelin. |
1.3433 |
0.05616 |
134 |
101 |
20 |
13 |
375 |
The lady doth protect too much. |
1.3433 |
0.05412 |
134 |
99 |
24 |
11 |
376 |
Remember how big bell bottoms got? |
1.3433 |
0.05412 |
134 |
99 |
24 |
11 |
377 |
Another victim of white collar crime. Oh |
1.3433 |
0.05092 |
134 |
96 |
30 |
8 |
378 |
Her coach got rear-ended. |
1.3433 |
0.05308 |
134 |
98 |
26 |
10 |
379 |
The tiara's a bit much, isn't it? |
1.3433 |
0.05616 |
134 |
101 |
20 |
13 |
380 |
She committed some white collar crime. |
1.3433 |
0.05515 |
134 |
100 |
22 |
12 |
381 |
I like big ruffs and I can not lie |
1.3433 |
0.05308 |
134 |
98 |
26 |
10 |
382 |
It's really an air filter. |
1.3433 |
0.05201 |
134 |
97 |
28 |
9 |
383 |
It's great for long flights. |
1.3433 |
0.05412 |
134 |
99 |
24 |
11 |
384 |
Apparently it was part of the prenuptial agreement. |
1.3433 |
0.04981 |
134 |
95 |
32 |
7 |
385 |
The lady doth protect too much, methinks. |
1.3433 |
0.05412 |
134 |
99 |
24 |
11 |
386 |
It's a training tool. It helps her to avoid looking down on people. |
1.3433 |
0.05412 |
134 |
99 |
24 |
11 |
387 |
I hear she's suing her coachman for whiplash. |
1.3433 |
0.05092 |
134 |
96 |
30 |
8 |
388 |
You wouldn't believe her chastity belt, either. |
1.3431 |
0.05621 |
137 |
104 |
19 |
14 |
389 |
My eyes are up here, gentlemen. |
1.3407 |
0.05480 |
135 |
101 |
22 |
12 |
390 |
In recent times, I have found it very difficult to get close to women. |
1.3383 |
0.05106 |
133 |
96 |
29 |
8 |
391 |
A hickey, methinks. |
1.3383 |
0.05737 |
133 |
102 |
17 |
14 |
392 |
Since Marie Antoinette she's worn nothing else. |
1.3359 |
0.05590 |
131 |
99 |
20 |
12 |
393 |
The lady doth protect too much, methinks. |
1.3359 |
0.05484 |
131 |
98 |
22 |
11 |
394 |
She's Lord Gaga's wife. |
1.3359 |
0.05376 |
131 |
97 |
24 |
10 |
395 |
Scandalous! Look at all that wrist showing. . . . |
1.3359 |
0.05376 |
131 |
97 |
24 |
10 |
396 |
Should we tell her that was the veterinary clinic? |
1.3359 |
0.05797 |
131 |
101 |
16 |
14 |
397 |
Well, well! She's found a way to have her cake and eat it too! |
1.3359 |
0.05590 |
131 |
99 |
20 |
12 |
398 |
Or, we could use red A's. |
1.3359 |
0.05484 |
131 |
98 |
22 |
11 |
399 |
Forgive me if I'm mistaken, but I thought it was "uneasy lies the head that wears the crown." |
1.3359 |
0.05266 |
131 |
96 |
26 |
9 |
400 |
I'm more a glass slipper kind of guy. |
1.3359 |
0.05038 |
131 |
94 |
30 |
7 |
401 |
Go ahead, ask her if she'd like coffee with her doughnut. |
1.3359 |
0.05484 |
131 |
98 |
22 |
11 |
402 |
She claims it's all the rage in some place called Wisconsin. |
1.3359 |
0.05153 |
131 |
95 |
28 |
8 |
403 |
The whole 'Age of Reason' idea is beginning to sound more and more like a good idea. |
1.3359 |
0.05484 |
131 |
98 |
22 |
11 |
404 |
I heard she likes it extra ruff. |
1.3359 |
0.05694 |
131 |
100 |
18 |
13 |
405 |
It's the latest in our chastity line. |
1.3359 |
0.05266 |
131 |
96 |
26 |
9 |
406 |
Tis her Ladyship of Gaga. |
1.3359 |
0.05590 |
131 |
99 |
20 |
12 |
407 |
Gone, the lips I was so wont to kiss. Alas, when passion is o'ercome by fashion! |
1.3359 |
0.05484 |
131 |
98 |
22 |
11 |
408 |
She's just playing hard to neck. |
1.3359 |
0.05590 |
131 |
99 |
20 |
12 |
409 |
I can assure you that she doesn't ruffle easily. |
1.3359 |
0.05484 |
131 |
98 |
22 |
11 |
410 |
The Princess Michelin bears a heavy burden. |
1.3359 |
0.05038 |
131 |
94 |
30 |
7 |
411 |
I like big ruffles and I cannot lie. |
1.3359 |
0.05153 |
131 |
95 |
28 |
8 |
412 |
Oh dear God. No doubt the Mrs. will want one too. |
1.3359 |
0.05376 |
131 |
97 |
24 |
10 |
413 |
I wonder if the carpets match the lace. |
1.3359 |
0.05694 |
131 |
100 |
18 |
13 |
414 |
So last year, I'm sure it was on sale. |
1.3359 |
0.05153 |
131 |
95 |
28 |
8 |
415 |
Most likely on her way to Trump Castle. |
1.3333 |
0.05758 |
132 |
102 |
16 |
14 |
416 |
What'd she get collared for? |
1.3308 |
0.05167 |
130 |
95 |
27 |
8 |
417 |
It'd be easier if we just let her vote. |
1.3308 |
0.04809 |
130 |
92 |
33 |
5 |
418 |
Without doubt, the most severe case of collara I've yet seen. |
1.3308 |
0.05393 |
130 |
97 |
23 |
10 |
419 |
I prefer unfiltered. |
1.3308 |
0.05393 |
130 |
97 |
23 |
10 |
420 |
The lady doth protrude too much me thinks |
1.3308 |
0.05393 |
130 |
97 |
23 |
10 |
421 |
"I understand it filters everything she has to say". |
1.3308 |
0.05281 |
130 |
96 |
25 |
9 |
422 |
It looks weird but she's lost 10 pounds already |
1.3308 |
0.05281 |
130 |
96 |
25 |
9 |
423 |
She clearly did not follow the laundering instructions. |
1.3308 |
0.05281 |
130 |
96 |
25 |
9 |
424 |
You think taking off a bra is tough |
1.3308 |
0.05503 |
130 |
98 |
21 |
11 |
425 |
They call it an "heir filter." |
1.3308 |
0.05393 |
130 |
97 |
23 |
10 |
426 |
Call the fashion police! We have a white collar crime. |
1.3308 |
0.04931 |
130 |
93 |
31 |
6 |
427 |
The Enlightenment can't come soon enough. |
1.3308 |
0.05393 |
130 |
97 |
23 |
10 |
428 |
She looks totally absorbed. |
1.3308 |
0.05610 |
130 |
99 |
19 |
12 |
429 |
I tried to tell her the neck tattoo was a bad idea. |
1.3308 |
0.05051 |
130 |
94 |
29 |
7 |
430 |
This whole "keeping up with the Tudors" thing is getting a little out of hand. |
1.3308 |
0.05393 |
130 |
97 |
23 |
10 |
431 |
I've heard it comes with a 40,000 mile warranty. |
1.3308 |
0.05503 |
130 |
98 |
21 |
11 |
432 |
I think she may be from Wisconsin! |
1.3308 |
0.05281 |
130 |
96 |
25 |
9 |
433 |
She's been like that since the French Revolution. |
1.3308 |
0.05393 |
130 |
97 |
23 |
10 |
434 |
That's Mary, Queen of Snots. |
1.3308 |
0.05393 |
130 |
97 |
23 |
10 |
435 |
She didn't know it was dry clean only. |
1.3308 |
0.05393 |
130 |
97 |
23 |
10 |
436 |
Frankly, Will, I think you're better off writing plays. |
1.3308 |
0.05167 |
130 |
95 |
27 |
8 |
437 |
Careful! She ruffles easily. |
1.3308 |
0.05393 |
130 |
97 |
23 |
10 |
438 |
Her shoes are hideous. |
1.3308 |
0.05393 |
130 |
97 |
23 |
10 |
439 |
She's an orthodox shrew. |
1.3308 |
0.05393 |
130 |
97 |
23 |
10 |
440 |
Wait until she tries to tie her shoes. |
1.3308 |
0.05167 |
130 |
95 |
27 |
8 |
441 |
Well, at least it keeps her from texting. |
1.3308 |
0.05281 |
130 |
96 |
25 |
9 |
442 |
She must have a devil of a time finding shoes to match! |
1.3308 |
0.05281 |
130 |
96 |
25 |
9 |
443 |
I see that necklines are up this season. |
1.3308 |
0.05167 |
130 |
95 |
27 |
8 |
444 |
You know, we've been dating for a year and I've never seen her unruffled. |
1.3308 |
0.04554 |
130 |
90 |
37 |
3 |
445 |
I doth believe she descended from the Ottomans... |
1.3308 |
0.05920 |
130 |
102 |
13 |
15 |
446 |
This latest fashion idea from Lady Goodyear seems to be getting some traction. |
1.3308 |
0.05610 |
130 |
99 |
19 |
12 |
447 |
She asked me if I thought it made her neck look big. What was I supposed to say? |
1.3308 |
0.05167 |
130 |
95 |
27 |
8 |
448 |
The collar was expensive,but the silence is priceless |
1.3308 |
0.05281 |
130 |
96 |
25 |
9 |
449 |
That's nothing. You should see her sister, See-No-Evil. |
1.3308 |
0.05503 |
130 |
98 |
21 |
11 |
450 |
It's Guillotine-proof |
1.3308 |
0.04931 |
130 |
93 |
31 |
6 |
451 |
Yes, I understand that she's married to the village veterinarian. |
1.3308 |
0.05393 |
130 |
97 |
23 |
10 |
452 |
We went out once. Couldn't even get near first base. |
1.3308 |
0.05167 |
130 |
95 |
27 |
8 |
453 |
Apparently it's all the rage in Transylvania |
1.3308 |
0.05167 |
130 |
95 |
27 |
8 |
454 |
So you CAN have your cake and eat it too! |
1.3308 |
0.05051 |
130 |
94 |
29 |
7 |
455 |
Truthfully, I think it DOES make her ass look big. |
1.3308 |
0.05503 |
130 |
98 |
21 |
11 |
456 |
I can't believe it either -- exposed hands! |
1.3308 |
0.05051 |
130 |
94 |
29 |
7 |
457 |
Don't talk to her. She's easily ruffled. |
1.3308 |
0.05393 |
130 |
97 |
23 |
10 |
458 |
She tends to get hot under the collar |
1.3308 |
0.04809 |
130 |
92 |
33 |
5 |
459 |
The lady doth protrude too much, methinks. |
1.3308 |
0.05393 |
130 |
97 |
23 |
10 |
460 |
Yes, Henry, she'd make a great queen, but she's afraid to stick her neck out. |
1.3308 |
0.05051 |
130 |
94 |
29 |
7 |
461 |
It's her third offense for 'texting in public. |
1.3282 |
0.05247 |
131 |
97 |
25 |
9 |
462 |
And they get smaller every year. Soon women might not even wear them at all. |
1.3256 |
0.04942 |
129 |
93 |
30 |
6 |
463 |
It's called the 'Elizabethian Diet.' |
1.3256 |
0.05297 |
129 |
96 |
24 |
9 |
464 |
She's had some work done. |
1.3256 |
0.05063 |
129 |
94 |
28 |
7 |
465 |
It’s called a chastity collar. |
1.3256 |
0.05410 |
129 |
97 |
22 |
10 |
466 |
It’s called a Henry VIII collar. |
1.3256 |
0.05181 |
129 |
95 |
26 |
8 |
467 |
It is said she’s a diamond in the ruff. |
1.3256 |
0.05063 |
129 |
94 |
28 |
7 |
468 |
Methinks the vampires have their work cut out for them. |
1.3228 |
0.05230 |
127 |
94 |
25 |
8 |
469 |
She's been wearing it ever since she got the job at Trump Castle |
1.3228 |
0.05463 |
127 |
96 |
21 |
10 |
470 |
She's a Michelin. |
1.3228 |
0.05463 |
127 |
96 |
21 |
10 |
471 |
If her father weren’t a squire she’d be in the regular stocks. |
1.3228 |
0.05230 |
127 |
94 |
25 |
8 |
472 |
Not only guillotine and pillory proof, but fashionable. |
1.3228 |
0.05463 |
127 |
96 |
21 |
10 |
473 |
Holy crap! Is she really wearing a white collar after Labor Day? |
1.3228 |
0.05109 |
127 |
93 |
27 |
7 |
474 |
She must have learned the fate of her predecessors. |
1.3228 |
0.05348 |
127 |
95 |
23 |
9 |
475 |
She's pretty unapproachable. |
1.3228 |
0.04985 |
127 |
92 |
29 |
6 |
476 |
'Tis recommend'd the lady shouldst changeth her filter every 30,000 words. |
1.3228 |
0.05463 |
127 |
96 |
21 |
10 |
477 |
That must be some hickey. |
1.3228 |
0.05463 |
127 |
96 |
21 |
10 |
478 |
It deployed as soon as she hit the maid. |
1.3228 |
0.05230 |
127 |
94 |
25 |
8 |
479 |
She's up to her neck in something. |
1.3228 |
0.04985 |
127 |
92 |
29 |
6 |
480 |
Hickey, or no hickey: that is the question. |
1.3228 |
0.05109 |
127 |
93 |
27 |
7 |
481 |
She was caught necking. |
1.3228 |
0.05109 |
127 |
93 |
27 |
7 |
482 |
She has a blind date with that Henry the 8th fellow. |
1.3228 |
0.05463 |
127 |
96 |
21 |
10 |
483 |
She says she is going to wear it until her braces come off. |
1.3228 |
0.05463 |
127 |
96 |
21 |
10 |
484 |
I like big ruffs and I cannot lie. |
1.3228 |
0.05348 |
127 |
95 |
23 |
9 |
485 |
Rumor hath it that she's into ruff sex. |
1.3228 |
0.05577 |
127 |
97 |
19 |
11 |
486 |
Are you as turned on as I am? |
1.3228 |
0.05348 |
127 |
95 |
23 |
9 |
487 |
I'm glad we just have the thing with the socks. |
1.3228 |
0.05577 |
127 |
97 |
19 |
11 |
488 |
'She looks a bit hot under the collar.' |
1.3228 |
0.05577 |
127 |
97 |
19 |
11 |
489 |
She bites her nails. |
1.3228 |
0.05109 |
127 |
93 |
27 |
7 |
490 |
Muffler? Nope. Air Filter. |
1.3228 |
0.05109 |
127 |
93 |
27 |
7 |
491 |
The lady doth protect too much, methinks. |
1.3228 |
0.05577 |
127 |
97 |
19 |
11 |
492 |
It's called a chastity collar. |
1.3228 |
0.05463 |
127 |
96 |
21 |
10 |
493 |
It also doubles as an air filter. |
1.3228 |
0.04985 |
127 |
92 |
29 |
6 |
494 |
I'm telling you, I think she's had work done. |
1.3228 |
0.05463 |
127 |
96 |
21 |
10 |
495 |
I hear she's never been kissed. |
1.3228 |
0.05348 |
127 |
95 |
23 |
9 |
496 |
Looks like she needs a filter change... |
1.3228 |
0.05348 |
127 |
95 |
23 |
9 |
497 |
If she's not careful, she'll be in over her head. |
1.3228 |
0.05688 |
127 |
98 |
17 |
12 |
498 |
That collar is the best collar. Tremendous collar. Many people are saying it. |
1.3228 |
0.05230 |
127 |
94 |
25 |
8 |
499 |
I hear they're calling it a white collar crime. |
1.3228 |
0.05348 |
127 |
95 |
23 |
9 |
500 |
I like big ruffs and I cannot lie. |
1.3228 |
0.05463 |
127 |
96 |
21 |
10 |
501 |
King Henry has met his match. |
1.3228 |
0.05348 |
127 |
95 |
23 |
9 |
502 |
I hear she's easily ruffled. |
1.3228 |
0.05463 |
127 |
96 |
21 |
10 |
503 |
I like big ruffs and I cannot lie. |
1.3228 |
0.05348 |
127 |
95 |
23 |
9 |
504 |
It's from Costco. |
1.3228 |
0.05688 |
127 |
98 |
17 |
12 |
505 |
Methinks it is, perchance, a vile hickey. |
1.3228 |
0.05577 |
127 |
97 |
19 |
11 |
506 |
Mary said she's going to party like it's 1599. |
1.3203 |
0.05649 |
128 |
99 |
17 |
12 |
507 |
She's stacked! |
1.3203 |
0.04952 |
128 |
93 |
29 |
6 |
508 |
She wants to stop smoking. |
1.3203 |
0.05312 |
128 |
96 |
23 |
9 |
509 |
Way too much starch. |
1.3203 |
0.05426 |
128 |
97 |
21 |
10 |
510 |
It stops her from licking her stitches. |
1.3175 |
0.05595 |
126 |
97 |
18 |
11 |
511 |
"Don't tell milady, but I got it for the hound, to keep it from licking its arse. |
1.3175 |
0.05363 |
126 |
95 |
22 |
9 |
512 |
A Lady Gaga in King Arthur's Court |
1.3175 |
0.05817 |
126 |
99 |
14 |
13 |
513 |
Something tells me I just solved my dog's scratching problem. |
1.3175 |
0.05121 |
126 |
93 |
26 |
7 |
514 |
I'll bet you a pint, she has a beard. |
1.3175 |
0.05480 |
126 |
96 |
20 |
10 |
515 |
Methinks the lady is playing hard to get at. |
1.3175 |
0.04995 |
126 |
92 |
28 |
6 |
516 |
Methinks the lady doth project too much. |
1.3175 |
0.05926 |
126 |
100 |
12 |
14 |
517 |
Methinks the lady did protest too much. |
1.3175 |
0.05595 |
126 |
97 |
18 |
11 |
518 |
She gets them in bulk from Costco, but hasn't yet figured how to separate them. |
1.3175 |
0.05707 |
126 |
98 |
16 |
12 |
519 |
'One way to tame a shrew" |
1.3175 |
0.04995 |
126 |
92 |
28 |
6 |
520 |
I heard that it is called a muffler. |
1.3175 |
0.05363 |
126 |
95 |
22 |
9 |
521 |
Truth be told, her profile did say: "A diamond in the ruff." I assumed she was merely a poor speller! |
1.3175 |
0.05817 |
126 |
99 |
14 |
13 |
522 |
Looks like her tutu went to her head. |
1.3175 |
0.05595 |
126 |
97 |
18 |
11 |
523 |
You should see the size of her chastity belt. |
1.3175 |
0.05363 |
126 |
95 |
22 |
9 |
524 |
This didn't used to be such a ruff neighborhood. |
1.3175 |
0.05121 |
126 |
93 |
26 |
7 |
525 |
You wouldn't believe what her dog is wearing |
1.3175 |
0.05707 |
126 |
98 |
16 |
12 |
526 |
She's that odd French woman, Madame Michelin... |
1.3175 |
0.05243 |
126 |
94 |
24 |
8 |
527 |
Having her cake and eating it too, I think. |
1.3175 |
0.05595 |
126 |
97 |
18 |
11 |
528 |
Sure, it's the height of fashion, but last week she tripped and rolled half way to Cornwall. |
1.3175 |
0.05243 |
126 |
94 |
24 |
8 |
529 |
There passes the Duchess of Gouda. |
1.3175 |
0.05480 |
126 |
96 |
20 |
10 |
530 |
I heard her father is a stuffed shirt. |
1.3145 |
0.05535 |
124 |
95 |
19 |
10 |
531 |
Say what you will, it is rather slimming. |
1.3145 |
0.05039 |
124 |
91 |
27 |
6 |
532 |
If you think that's something, you should see her chastity belt! |
1.3145 |
0.05535 |
124 |
95 |
19 |
10 |
533 |
Methinks the lady must shield herself from Lord Trump's unsavory kissing and groping. |
1.3145 |
0.05653 |
124 |
96 |
17 |
11 |
534 |
Methinks it's some sort of insurance scam. |
1.3145 |
0.05535 |
124 |
95 |
19 |
10 |
535 |
Sometimes, Sir Lawrence, too much is left to the imagination. |
1.3145 |
0.05653 |
124 |
96 |
17 |
11 |
536 |
It's only practical if you marry Henry VIII. |
1.3145 |
0.05293 |
124 |
93 |
23 |
8 |
537 |
She's Anti-beheading. |
1.3145 |
0.05416 |
124 |
94 |
21 |
9 |
538 |
I like it ruff. |
1.3145 |
0.05535 |
124 |
95 |
19 |
10 |
539 |
She's engaged to Henry VIII. |
1.3145 |
0.05653 |
124 |
96 |
17 |
11 |
540 |
Amazing! It's like her goiter disappeared. |
1.3145 |
0.05168 |
124 |
92 |
25 |
7 |
541 |
It keeps Sir Trump away. |
1.3145 |
0.05653 |
124 |
96 |
17 |
11 |
542 |
Her husband doesn't approve of unfiltered speech. |
1.3145 |
0.05168 |
124 |
92 |
25 |
7 |
543 |
I told her not to get it wet. |
1.3145 |
0.05039 |
124 |
91 |
27 |
6 |
544 |
That's how she rolls. |
1.3145 |
0.05416 |
124 |
94 |
21 |
9 |
545 |
Yes, she's more than a little ruff around the edges. |
1.3145 |
0.05416 |
124 |
94 |
21 |
9 |
546 |
I think I'll call it 'ring around the collar." |
1.3145 |
0.05535 |
124 |
95 |
19 |
10 |
547 |
My god, her ears are showing! What's next, are women going to be able to breathe through their mouths? |
1.3145 |
0.05653 |
124 |
96 |
17 |
11 |
548 |
So you are calling it a muffler? |
1.3145 |
0.05039 |
124 |
91 |
27 |
6 |
549 |
It must be allergy season again. |
1.3145 |
0.05416 |
124 |
94 |
21 |
9 |
550 |
I like big ruffs and I cannot deceive. |
1.3145 |
0.05416 |
124 |
94 |
21 |
9 |
551 |
The Duchess of Goiter has an alluring modesty. |
1.3145 |
0.05416 |
124 |
94 |
21 |
9 |
552 |
She's becoming too insulated from her subjects. |
1.3145 |
0.05293 |
124 |
93 |
23 |
8 |
553 |
Good luck trying to neck with her. |
1.3145 |
0.05535 |
124 |
95 |
19 |
10 |
554 |
She has a terrible fear of the guillotine. |
1.3145 |
0.05535 |
124 |
95 |
19 |
10 |
555 |
That's funny, last week she seemed so unruffled. |
1.3145 |
0.04772 |
124 |
89 |
31 |
4 |
556 |
She's actually quite approachable. |
1.3145 |
0.05039 |
124 |
91 |
27 |
6 |
557 |
She says it'll keep Sir Trump from kissing her. |
1.3145 |
0.05991 |
124 |
99 |
11 |
14 |
558 |
It must be quite a hickie. |
1.3145 |
0.05039 |
124 |
91 |
27 |
6 |
559 |
She bites |
1.3145 |
0.05653 |
124 |
96 |
17 |
11 |
560 |
I just don't understand- she only started wearing that after our first kiss. |
1.3145 |
0.05535 |
124 |
95 |
19 |
10 |
561 |
I hear the French have banned them from their beaches. |
1.3145 |
0.05293 |
124 |
93 |
23 |
8 |
562 |
Never should have tried that new fabric softener |
1.3145 |
0.05653 |
124 |
96 |
17 |
11 |
563 |
It's advertised to stop even a guillotine blade. |
1.3145 |
0.05293 |
124 |
93 |
23 |
8 |
564 |
You should have seen her wedding cake. |
1.3145 |
0.04489 |
124 |
87 |
35 |
2 |
565 |
She bites. |
1.3145 |
0.05535 |
124 |
95 |
19 |
10 |
566 |
She's having her cake and eating it, too. |
1.3145 |
0.05880 |
124 |
98 |
13 |
13 |
567 |
It's the 'Let Them Eat Cake' look. |
1.3145 |
0.05168 |
124 |
92 |
25 |
7 |
568 |
That probably won't help, Madame Antoinette. |
1.3145 |
0.05416 |
124 |
94 |
21 |
9 |
569 |
Will Fashion Week never end? |
1.3120 |
0.05378 |
125 |
95 |
21 |
9 |
570 |
It's to keep her from biting her nails. |
1.3120 |
0.05005 |
125 |
92 |
27 |
6 |
571 |
I'm told that's Lady Mmrffghrghhhg. |
1.3120 |
0.05613 |
125 |
97 |
17 |
11 |
572 |
It's a shame we have to make her wear it, but she just won't stop scratching. |
1.3120 |
0.05497 |
125 |
96 |
19 |
10 |
573 |
That's in case she runs into The Donald again. |
1.3120 |
0.05727 |
125 |
98 |
15 |
12 |
574 |
I think she's over reacting to the Marie Antoinette thing. |
1.3120 |
0.05378 |
125 |
95 |
21 |
9 |
575 |
That lass gets a round. |
1.3089 |
0.05431 |
123 |
94 |
20 |
9 |
576 |
When you see her boyfriend you'll understand. |
1.3089 |
0.05180 |
123 |
92 |
24 |
7 |
577 |
It can filter all allergens. |
1.3089 |
0.05431 |
123 |
94 |
20 |
9 |
578 |
It goes with her chastity belt. |
1.3089 |
0.04916 |
123 |
90 |
28 |
5 |
579 |
It's called a chastity ruff. They say her father commissioned it when she developed a compulsion for kissing frogs. |
1.3089 |
0.05552 |
123 |
95 |
18 |
10 |
580 |
Haughty but nice. |
1.3089 |
0.05671 |
123 |
96 |
16 |
11 |
581 |
You should see the hickey! |
1.3089 |
0.05431 |
123 |
94 |
20 |
9 |
582 |
she cant wait till someone invents a turtle neck |
1.3089 |
0.05552 |
123 |
95 |
18 |
10 |
583 |
Heads will roll. |
1.3089 |
0.05431 |
123 |
94 |
20 |
9 |
584 |
The Duchess of Michelin claims she's way ahead of her time. |
1.3089 |
0.05671 |
123 |
96 |
16 |
11 |
585 |
They're all the rage among Henry's wives. |
1.3089 |
0.05431 |
123 |
94 |
20 |
9 |
586 |
She's clearly guilty of a white collar crime. |
1.3089 |
0.05431 |
123 |
94 |
20 |
9 |
587 |
She's putting off heirs. |
1.3089 |
0.05431 |
123 |
94 |
20 |
9 |
588 |
Her barrister advised her to wear it until their case is heard against the driver who rear-ended her carriage. |
1.3089 |
0.05180 |
123 |
92 |
24 |
7 |
589 |
She hasn't been the same since Anne Boleyn. |
1.3089 |
0.05431 |
123 |
94 |
20 |
9 |
590 |
Fashion week always pushes the limits. |
1.3089 |
0.05180 |
123 |
92 |
24 |
7 |
591 |
I understand Henry VIII has his eye on her. |
1.3089 |
0.05180 |
123 |
92 |
24 |
7 |
592 |
She bites her nails |
1.3089 |
0.05049 |
123 |
91 |
26 |
6 |
593 |
The King invented it himself. It's called a muffler. |
1.3089 |
0.04916 |
123 |
90 |
28 |
5 |
594 |
It's new. On the one hand, it's a fashion statement; on the other, she won't be making any more statements. |
1.3089 |
0.05431 |
123 |
94 |
20 |
9 |
595 |
I would have opted for the 'A'. |
1.3089 |
0.05787 |
123 |
97 |
14 |
12 |
596 |
My dog had to wear one of those things. |
1.3089 |
0.04916 |
123 |
90 |
28 |
5 |
597 |
And in case of flood, she floats. |
1.3089 |
0.05049 |
123 |
91 |
26 |
6 |
598 |
Talk about ring around the collar! |
1.3089 |
0.05431 |
123 |
94 |
20 |
9 |
599 |
Lord Trump must be in town. |
1.3089 |
0.05787 |
123 |
97 |
14 |
12 |
600 |
Not Anne Boleyn, but the one after her started wearing them. |
1.3089 |
0.05180 |
123 |
92 |
24 |
7 |
601 |
I like big ruffs, and I cannot lie. |
1.3089 |
0.05049 |
123 |
91 |
26 |
6 |
602 |
It might seem like an act of modesty, Maurice, but I have heard the bigger the frills the better the thrills. |
1.3089 |
0.05180 |
123 |
92 |
24 |
7 |
603 |
She's had work done. |
1.3089 |
0.05307 |
123 |
93 |
22 |
8 |
604 |
Yet another victim of the widespread collar epidemic. |
1.3089 |
0.05307 |
123 |
93 |
22 |
8 |
605 |
She wanted something comfy to wear to the beheading. |
1.3089 |
0.05431 |
123 |
94 |
20 |
9 |
606 |
It's called an Elizabethan Life Saver. |
1.3089 |
0.05049 |
123 |
91 |
26 |
6 |
607 |
It's part of her prenup with King Henry |
1.3089 |
0.05431 |
123 |
94 |
20 |
9 |
608 |
It keeps her from constantly looking at her cell phone. |
1.3089 |
0.05307 |
123 |
93 |
22 |
8 |
609 |
It's from the colonies. Bigger and better. |
1.3089 |
0.05180 |
123 |
92 |
24 |
7 |
610 |
Let's see her talk her way out of this one. |
1.3089 |
0.05180 |
123 |
92 |
24 |
7 |
611 |
She's been advised to not lick her wounds. |
1.3089 |
0.05431 |
123 |
94 |
20 |
9 |
612 |
By George! Is it fashion week already?! |
1.3089 |
0.05552 |
123 |
95 |
18 |
10 |
613 |
It's a rare case of cholera. |
1.3089 |
0.05307 |
123 |
93 |
22 |
8 |
614 |
She may not have the brightest bulb, but oh what a lampshade. |
1.3089 |
0.05431 |
123 |
94 |
20 |
9 |
615 |
chastity isn't the problem |
1.3089 |
0.04916 |
123 |
90 |
28 |
5 |
616 |
I know it's awkward. But the doctor's worried she'd bite her stiches. |
1.3089 |
0.05901 |
123 |
98 |
12 |
13 |
617 |
"She's engaged to Henry VIII". |
1.3089 |
0.05431 |
123 |
94 |
20 |
9 |
618 |
Lady Hepa never gets sick. |
1.3089 |
0.05671 |
123 |
96 |
16 |
11 |
619 |
That must be quite a hickey. |
1.3089 |
0.05180 |
123 |
92 |
24 |
7 |
620 |
She should smile more. |
1.3089 |
0.05180 |
123 |
92 |
24 |
7 |
621 |
It may seem very radical, but her diet plan IS working! |
1.3089 |
0.05049 |
123 |
91 |
26 |
6 |
622 |
They say she wouldn't stop licking her sutures. |
1.3089 |
0.05787 |
123 |
97 |
14 |
12 |
623 |
Collar? I hardly even know her. |
1.3089 |
0.05180 |
123 |
92 |
24 |
7 |
624 |
"I love this new fashion craze! I can't hear a word she says. |
1.3065 |
0.05144 |
124 |
93 |
24 |
7 |
625 |
She is unwilling to stick her neck out for anyone. |
1.3065 |
0.05144 |
124 |
93 |
24 |
7 |
626 |
Lace just hasn't been the same since they opened that new Costco. |
1.3065 |
0.05631 |
124 |
97 |
16 |
11 |
627 |
And let me tell you, she hasn't complained about her corset since. |
1.3065 |
0.05144 |
124 |
93 |
24 |
7 |
628 |
I've got it! We core the pineapples, and then we can them! |
1.3065 |
0.05513 |
124 |
96 |
18 |
10 |
629 |
She seems ruffled. |
1.3033 |
0.05446 |
122 |
94 |
19 |
9 |
630 |
It was her Solicitor's idea after the Royal carriage was rear-ended. |
1.3033 |
0.05446 |
122 |
94 |
19 |
9 |
631 |
It stops her biting her nails. |
1.3033 |
0.04923 |
122 |
90 |
27 |
5 |
632 |
Looks like she deployed her floatation device before she left the ship. |
1.3033 |
0.05059 |
122 |
91 |
25 |
6 |
633 |
She's very sensitive about her double chin. |
1.3033 |
0.05320 |
122 |
93 |
21 |
8 |
634 |
Methinks our queen must have quite the hickey. |
1.3033 |
0.05446 |
122 |
94 |
19 |
9 |
635 |
Well at least it covers up that scarlet letter. |
1.3033 |
0.05569 |
122 |
95 |
17 |
10 |
636 |
The vampire scare has really gone too far. |
1.3033 |
0.05446 |
122 |
94 |
19 |
9 |
637 |
She thinks everything revolves around her |
1.3033 |
0.05569 |
122 |
95 |
17 |
10 |
638 |
I told her it made her look thin. |
1.3033 |
0.05191 |
122 |
92 |
23 |
7 |
639 |
That is SO last year! |
1.3033 |
0.05191 |
122 |
92 |
23 |
7 |
640 |
"She started dating Henry"! |
1.3033 |
0.05191 |
122 |
92 |
23 |
7 |
641 |
It is an Italian design by Parmigiano-Reggiano |
1.3033 |
0.05446 |
122 |
94 |
19 |
9 |
642 |
Leave her alone. She's a bit ruffled at the moment. |
1.3033 |
0.05320 |
122 |
93 |
21 |
8 |
643 |
And she can go 100,000 miles before needing a replacement |
1.3033 |
0.04923 |
122 |
90 |
27 |
5 |
644 |
""If only we had a name for these white collar people". |
1.3033 |
0.05446 |
122 |
94 |
19 |
9 |
645 |
She's a little rough around the edges. |
1.3033 |
0.05191 |
122 |
92 |
23 |
7 |
646 |
It's considered a fashion statement since that Anne Boleyn thing. |
1.3033 |
0.05569 |
122 |
95 |
17 |
10 |
647 |
I can't wait until someone invents the turtleneck. |
1.3033 |
0.05191 |
122 |
92 |
23 |
7 |
648 |
She is known to be a lady of few words. |
1.3033 |
0.05059 |
122 |
91 |
25 |
6 |
649 |
She's King Henry's latest wife. |
1.3033 |
0.05446 |
122 |
94 |
19 |
9 |
650 |
Whiplash. |
1.3033 |
0.05191 |
122 |
92 |
23 |
7 |
651 |
She is hot under the collar. |
1.3033 |
0.05320 |
122 |
93 |
21 |
8 |
652 |
Me lady wants to make sure that Donald the Builder does not try to stick his tongue down her throat again. |
1.3000 |
0.05104 |
120 |
90 |
24 |
6 |
653 |
I guess her date with Henry VIII didn't go well. |
1.3000 |
0.05371 |
120 |
92 |
20 |
8 |
654 |
I explained that less is more, and she explained that I’m a moron. |
1.3000 |
0.05749 |
120 |
95 |
14 |
11 |
655 |
It might stop Trump from kissing her but she's still vulnerable |
1.3000 |
0.05500 |
120 |
93 |
18 |
9 |
656 |
I can only imagine what kind of chastity belt she's wearing. |
1.3000 |
0.05500 |
120 |
93 |
18 |
9 |
657 |
It's fashionable and also functions as an air filter. |
1.3000 |
0.05626 |
120 |
94 |
16 |
10 |
658 |
The Queen hurt her neck, now everyone's wearing them! |
1.3000 |
0.05239 |
120 |
91 |
22 |
7 |
659 |
She thinks the smaller size makes her head look enormous. |
1.3000 |
0.05500 |
120 |
93 |
18 |
9 |
660 |
The chastity belts haven't been selling well, so we're rebranding. |
1.3000 |
0.05371 |
120 |
92 |
20 |
8 |
661 |
YOU try kissing her. |
1.3000 |
0.04965 |
120 |
89 |
26 |
5 |
662 |
There goeth Lady GaGa. |
1.3000 |
0.05500 |
120 |
93 |
18 |
9 |
663 |
We get it, you're rich. |
1.3000 |
0.05500 |
120 |
93 |
18 |
9 |
664 |
I believe the instructions specifically state: 'do not soak in water before wearing' |
1.3000 |
0.05104 |
120 |
90 |
24 |
6 |
665 |
Apparently, the King's gag order is still in effect. |
1.3000 |
0.04822 |
120 |
88 |
28 |
4 |
666 |
I think she's had a ruff week. |
1.3000 |
0.05626 |
120 |
94 |
16 |
10 |
667 |
It's called the Marie Antoinette. |
1.3000 |
0.05239 |
120 |
91 |
22 |
7 |
668 |
If fashion be a crime, she just got collared. |
1.3000 |
0.05500 |
120 |
93 |
18 |
9 |
669 |
She has an inflated opinion of herself. |
1.3000 |
0.05371 |
120 |
92 |
20 |
8 |
670 |
The lady did protest too much, methinks. |
1.3000 |
0.05104 |
120 |
90 |
24 |
6 |
671 |
I'd love to feather her ruffles. |
1.3000 |
0.05500 |
120 |
93 |
18 |
9 |
672 |
High fashion can be such a pain in the neck. |
1.3000 |
0.05104 |
120 |
90 |
24 |
6 |
673 |
The way we figure, it's cheaper than a chastity belt, and just as effective |
1.3000 |
0.05371 |
120 |
92 |
20 |
8 |
674 |
Okay, but why the Crocs? |
1.3000 |
0.05239 |
120 |
91 |
22 |
7 |
675 |
It came with the chastity belt. |
1.3000 |
0.04965 |
120 |
89 |
26 |
5 |
676 |
Me lady is only chaste from the neck up. |
1.3000 |
0.05626 |
120 |
94 |
16 |
10 |
677 |
She seeketh damages for injuries upon her neck. |
1.3000 |
0.05371 |
120 |
92 |
20 |
8 |
678 |
Heads will roll! |
1.3000 |
0.05239 |
120 |
91 |
22 |
7 |
679 |
Never shopping online again. |
1.3000 |
0.04674 |
120 |
87 |
30 |
3 |
680 |
What did she say? |
1.3000 |
0.05371 |
120 |
92 |
20 |
8 |
681 |
It's supposed to make her waist look thinner |
1.3000 |
0.05239 |
120 |
91 |
22 |
7 |
682 |
It keeps her from biting her stitiches." |
1.3000 |
0.05500 |
120 |
93 |
18 |
9 |
683 |
She is stacked! |
1.3000 |
0.05500 |
120 |
93 |
18 |
9 |
684 |
I think the scarlett letter was a better look for her than the cone of shame. |
1.3000 |
0.05104 |
120 |
90 |
24 |
6 |
685 |
Methinks, William, that is much ado about ruffing. |
1.3000 |
0.05870 |
120 |
96 |
12 |
12 |
686 |
They say her first husband was a vampire. |
1.3000 |
0.05371 |
120 |
92 |
20 |
8 |
687 |
It's called the "Anne Boleyn." |
1.3000 |
0.04965 |
120 |
89 |
26 |
5 |
688 |
Don't know about you, but I really prefer the no-frills type. |
1.3000 |
0.05239 |
120 |
91 |
22 |
7 |
689 |
She's scared to death of Henry the 8th. |
1.3000 |
0.04965 |
120 |
89 |
26 |
5 |
690 |
She thinks it's high fashion. I just invented it to shut her up. |
1.3000 |
0.05500 |
120 |
93 |
18 |
9 |
691 |
She had a coupon. |
1.3000 |
0.05371 |
120 |
92 |
20 |
8 |
692 |
Too much Downey |
1.2941 |
0.05642 |
119 |
94 |
15 |
10 |
693 |
Looks like a bad case of ring around the collar |
1.2941 |
0.05767 |
119 |
95 |
13 |
11 |
694 |
Ringeth around the collar! |
1.2941 |
0.05642 |
119 |
94 |
15 |
10 |
695 |
What if we started using those for the dogs? |
1.2941 |
0.05515 |
119 |
93 |
17 |
9 |
696 |
If you tip her on her side, she rolls in a circle. |
1.2941 |
0.05515 |
119 |
93 |
17 |
9 |
697 |
Wait 'till she sneezes. Wait for it... |
1.2941 |
0.05250 |
119 |
91 |
21 |
7 |
698 |
The lady doth project too much, methinks! |
1.2941 |
0.05642 |
119 |
94 |
15 |
10 |
699 |
I'm told it's called the "hickey dickey." |
1.2941 |
0.05250 |
119 |
91 |
21 |
7 |
700 |
Trump buffer zone." |
1.2941 |
0.05515 |
119 |
93 |
17 |
9 |
701 |
Allergies... |
1.2941 |
0.05384 |
119 |
92 |
19 |
8 |
702 |
Look at how ridiculously tiny her wrist ruffles are! |
1.2941 |
0.04971 |
119 |
89 |
25 |
5 |
703 |
Prepare thyself for a cold winter, lad. |
1.2941 |
0.05113 |
119 |
90 |
23 |
6 |
704 |
That's ruff. |
1.2941 |
0.05642 |
119 |
94 |
15 |
10 |
705 |
She hasn't been able to say. |
1.2941 |
0.05515 |
119 |
93 |
17 |
9 |
706 |
She's the new intern for Bill Clinton. |
1.2941 |
0.05889 |
119 |
96 |
11 |
12 |
707 |
It may be time to cut back on all the frills. |
1.2941 |
0.05113 |
119 |
90 |
23 |
6 |
708 |
Mistress Gaga...always something new. |
1.2941 |
0.05515 |
119 |
93 |
17 |
9 |
709 |
I'm just glad we've moved on from skinny jeans. |
1.2941 |
0.05642 |
119 |
94 |
15 |
10 |
710 |
She's never been wrong - it's going to be a very cold winter. |
1.2941 |
0.04971 |
119 |
89 |
25 |
5 |
711 |
Wait till she breathes in. |
1.2941 |
0.05515 |
119 |
93 |
17 |
9 |
712 |
Methinks m'Lady's new air filter is a wee bit much... |
1.2941 |
0.05642 |
119 |
94 |
15 |
10 |
713 |
That is so Fifteenth century! |
1.2941 |
0.05250 |
119 |
91 |
21 |
7 |
714 |
Seventh Wife Syndrome |
1.2941 |
0.05250 |
119 |
91 |
21 |
7 |
715 |
It was a gift from the King to show his appreciation for her advice... |
1.2941 |
0.05642 |
119 |
94 |
15 |
10 |
716 |
What beautiful eyes! |
1.2941 |
0.05515 |
119 |
93 |
17 |
9 |
717 |
Size really matters to her. |
1.2941 |
0.05384 |
119 |
92 |
19 |
8 |
718 |
It's hard to tell if that's fashion or punishment. |
1.2941 |
0.05113 |
119 |
90 |
23 |
6 |
719 |
I see that Lady Goodyear has winterized. |
1.2941 |
0.05384 |
119 |
92 |
19 |
8 |
720 |
That's Anne's sister. |
1.2941 |
0.05515 |
119 |
93 |
17 |
9 |
721 |
She has a rotating shift at the horse wash. |
1.2941 |
0.05515 |
119 |
93 |
17 |
9 |
722 |
It saved her life when her boat sank. |
1.2941 |
0.05384 |
119 |
92 |
19 |
8 |
723 |
Apparently she couldn't keep her head on straight. |
1.2941 |
0.05250 |
119 |
91 |
21 |
7 |
724 |
Ten bucks says they're fake. |
1.2941 |
0.05250 |
119 |
91 |
21 |
7 |
725 |
I hear she also invented puff pastry. |
1.2941 |
0.05642 |
119 |
94 |
15 |
10 |
726 |
Methinks her ladyship has yet to resolve the nail biting problem. |
1.2941 |
0.05113 |
119 |
90 |
23 |
6 |
727 |
The tiara is a little over the top. |
1.2941 |
0.05515 |
119 |
93 |
17 |
9 |
728 |
Her ruff is worse than her bite. |
1.2941 |
0.05384 |
119 |
92 |
19 |
8 |
729 |
Uneasy lies the head that wears that thing. |
1.2941 |
0.05642 |
119 |
94 |
15 |
10 |
730 |
I thinketh she hideth a hickey. |
1.2917 |
0.05345 |
120 |
93 |
19 |
8 |
731 |
It's her medical plan, she has to spend the next three months in the donut hole. |
1.2917 |
0.05212 |
120 |
92 |
21 |
7 |
732 |
Sometimes I just grab them by the ruff, Sir Billy. I can't help myself. 'Tis like a magnet." |
1.2906 |
0.05437 |
117 |
91 |
18 |
8 |
733 |
She seems to think that size matters. |
1.2906 |
0.05014 |
117 |
88 |
24 |
5 |
734 |
Seems a bit extreme for preventing nail-biting... |
1.2906 |
0.05437 |
117 |
91 |
18 |
8 |
735 |
Methinks the lady doth project too much. |
1.2906 |
0.05702 |
117 |
93 |
14 |
10 |
736 |
They say expect great things from the Michelin family. |
1.2906 |
0.05437 |
117 |
91 |
18 |
8 |
737 |
'Tis Cholera, I fear. |
1.2906 |
0.05702 |
117 |
93 |
14 |
10 |
738 |
I asked but she can't talk now. |
1.2906 |
0.05159 |
117 |
89 |
22 |
6 |
739 |
Proves you can have your cake and eat it too! |
1.2906 |
0.05159 |
117 |
89 |
22 |
6 |
740 |
It reinforces her aura of unapproachability. |
1.2906 |
0.05159 |
117 |
89 |
22 |
6 |
741 |
Methinks she has issues with intimacy. |
1.2906 |
0.05300 |
117 |
90 |
20 |
7 |
742 |
She kept licking her stitches. |
1.2906 |
0.05829 |
117 |
94 |
12 |
11 |
743 |
Did you understand a word she said? |
1.2906 |
0.05300 |
117 |
90 |
20 |
7 |
744 |
She's hard to get close to, but she's head and shoulders above the rest. |
1.2906 |
0.05300 |
117 |
90 |
20 |
7 |
745 |
She's very well attired. |
1.2906 |
0.05702 |
117 |
93 |
14 |
10 |
746 |
She's had work done. |
1.2881 |
0.05260 |
118 |
91 |
20 |
7 |
747 |
She's the only lass in the village Lord Trump hasn't tried to kiss. |
1.2881 |
0.05658 |
118 |
94 |
14 |
10 |
748 |
Let her eat cake. |
1.2881 |
0.05785 |
118 |
95 |
12 |
11 |
749 |
When we go low, she goes high. |
1.2881 |
0.05529 |
118 |
93 |
16 |
9 |
750 |
She calls them ruffles. Her husband calls it a muffler. |
1.2881 |
0.05396 |
118 |
92 |
18 |
8 |
751 |
Must have been quite the hickey. |
1.2881 |
0.05260 |
118 |
91 |
20 |
7 |
752 |
Really...? It's called muff diving? |
1.2881 |
0.05396 |
118 |
92 |
18 |
8 |
753 |
She's mad at me because I said that dress makes her butt look big. |
1.2881 |
0.05785 |
118 |
95 |
12 |
11 |
754 |
Each year it gets smaller. Soon, we'll see their chins, and then what? |
1.2881 |
0.04830 |
118 |
88 |
26 |
4 |
755 |
Hickee. |
1.2881 |
0.05396 |
118 |
92 |
18 |
8 |
756 |
That girl certainly has a head on her shoulders. At least I think she has shoulders. |
1.2845 |
0.05310 |
116 |
90 |
19 |
7 |
757 |
I built her a great ruff -- nobody builds ruffs better than me, believe me -- and I build them very inexpensively. I built that great, great ruff right on her neck, and I made her husband pay for that ruff. |
1.2845 |
0.05718 |
116 |
93 |
13 |
10 |
758 |
Too bad she ignored the recall. |
1.2845 |
0.05449 |
116 |
91 |
17 |
8 |
759 |
I guess Anne Boleyn isn't taking any chances. |
1.2845 |
0.05310 |
116 |
90 |
19 |
7 |
760 |
It's also a floating device. |
1.2845 |
0.05167 |
116 |
89 |
21 |
6 |
761 |
They were out of scarlet letters. |
1.2845 |
0.05167 |
116 |
89 |
21 |
6 |
762 |
I believe it's called a Cronut. |
1.2845 |
0.05585 |
116 |
92 |
15 |
9 |
763 |
Indeed, that is the new chastity collar. |
1.2845 |
0.05167 |
116 |
89 |
21 |
6 |
764 |
...and I hear she's never been kissed. |
1.2845 |
0.05167 |
116 |
89 |
21 |
6 |
765 |
It pops up in the event of decapitation. |
1.2845 |
0.05310 |
116 |
90 |
19 |
7 |
766 |
Nathaniel Hawthorne to Editor: let's go with the scarlet letter. |
1.2845 |
0.05310 |
116 |
90 |
19 |
7 |
767 |
Sure hope it doesn't shrink when it dries. |
1.2845 |
0.05167 |
116 |
89 |
21 |
6 |
768 |
That reminds me....I need to change my oil. |
1.2845 |
0.05310 |
116 |
90 |
19 |
7 |
769 |
I like big ruffs, and I canst not lie. |
1.2845 |
0.05585 |
116 |
92 |
15 |
9 |
770 |
You've heard the phrase, "extra virgin"? |
1.2845 |
0.05310 |
116 |
90 |
19 |
7 |
771 |
I have been told that her name is Micheline Michelin |
1.2845 |
0.05310 |
116 |
90 |
19 |
7 |
772 |
It started with a chastity belt. |
1.2845 |
0.05167 |
116 |
89 |
21 |
6 |
773 |
I didn't know those were inflatable. |
1.2845 |
0.05449 |
116 |
91 |
17 |
8 |
774 |
Try as she might, I still find her breath offensive |
1.2845 |
0.05167 |
116 |
89 |
21 |
6 |
775 |
I wonder if that gives her better satellite reception |
1.2845 |
0.05310 |
116 |
90 |
19 |
7 |
776 |
It's actually more effective and it costs less than a chastity belt. |
1.2845 |
0.05310 |
116 |
90 |
19 |
7 |
777 |
It's the latest look from Monsieur Michelin. |
1.2845 |
0.05449 |
116 |
91 |
17 |
8 |
778 |
It's easily 2 1/2 feet, but mind you, that's just a ruff estimate. |
1.2845 |
0.05020 |
116 |
88 |
23 |
5 |
779 |
There's much ado about nothing. |
1.2845 |
0.05449 |
116 |
91 |
17 |
8 |
780 |
There was a no return policy. |
1.2845 |
0.05449 |
116 |
91 |
17 |
8 |
781 |
The vet said this was the best way. |
1.2845 |
0.05718 |
116 |
93 |
13 |
10 |
782 |
That's Lady Mary, the oil filter maker's daughter. |
1.2845 |
0.05585 |
116 |
92 |
15 |
9 |
783 |
I really should get my snow tires mounted this weekend. |
1.2845 |
0.05585 |
116 |
92 |
15 |
9 |
784 |
Perhaps you can have your cake and eat it too. |
1.2845 |
0.05449 |
116 |
91 |
17 |
8 |
785 |
Jane Eyrebag. |
1.2845 |
0.05585 |
116 |
92 |
15 |
9 |
786 |
It's for first offenders; they call it 'stocks lite.' |
1.2845 |
0.05167 |
116 |
89 |
21 |
6 |
787 |
A little revealing, wouldn't you say? |
1.2845 |
0.05585 |
116 |
92 |
15 |
9 |
788 |
That must be some hickey. |
1.2845 |
0.05449 |
116 |
91 |
17 |
8 |
789 |
Talk about ring around the collar. |
1.2845 |
0.05167 |
116 |
89 |
21 |
6 |
790 |
Oh, it's the latest fashion for royals, one of those anti-guillotine gizmos. |
1.2845 |
0.05167 |
116 |
89 |
21 |
6 |
791 |
Milady hath an audience with Lord Trump. |
1.2845 |
0.05718 |
116 |
93 |
13 |
10 |
792 |
There goes lazy Susan. |
1.2845 |
0.05585 |
116 |
92 |
15 |
9 |
793 |
Well that should keep her from chewing her stitches. |
1.2845 |
0.05449 |
116 |
91 |
17 |
8 |
794 |
It's a chastity necklace |
1.2845 |
0.05310 |
116 |
90 |
19 |
7 |
795 |
That's Henry's last wife. |
1.2845 |
0.05718 |
116 |
93 |
13 |
10 |
796 |
Lady Carburetor |
1.2845 |
0.05585 |
116 |
92 |
15 |
9 |
797 |
I say , isn't she quite "collarful" !! |
1.2845 |
0.05167 |
116 |
89 |
21 |
6 |
798 |
Now she wants to get her ears pierced. |
1.2845 |
0.05718 |
116 |
93 |
13 |
10 |
799 |
It's Vampire season. |
1.2845 |
0.04868 |
116 |
87 |
25 |
4 |
800 |
So, ixnay on the necklace for her birthday. |
1.2845 |
0.04711 |
116 |
86 |
27 |
3 |
801 |
I believe they're calling it a 'muffin top'. |
1.2845 |
0.05310 |
116 |
90 |
19 |
7 |
802 |
I always say I will change the air filter myself, but I never do. |
1.2845 |
0.05310 |
116 |
90 |
19 |
7 |
803 |
These necklines are getting higher every year |
1.2845 |
0.05310 |
116 |
90 |
19 |
7 |
804 |
It was designed to be guillotine-proof. |
1.2845 |
0.05167 |
116 |
89 |
21 |
6 |
805 |
I like big ruffs and I cannot lie. |
1.2845 |
0.05974 |
116 |
95 |
9 |
12 |
806 |
I hear she has never been kissed. |
1.2845 |
0.05020 |
116 |
88 |
23 |
5 |
807 |
Too big, or not too big: that is the question. |
1.2845 |
0.05020 |
116 |
88 |
23 |
5 |
808 |
It should be a "Goodyear " for fashion |
1.2845 |
0.05449 |
116 |
91 |
17 |
8 |
809 |
A chastity collar! That's going too far! |
1.2845 |
0.05167 |
116 |
89 |
21 |
6 |
810 |
Tasteless. She shops at Victorian Secret. |
1.2845 |
0.05718 |
116 |
93 |
13 |
10 |
811 |
I see King Henry is dating again |
1.2845 |
0.04711 |
116 |
86 |
27 |
3 |
812 |
She's vampire proof. |
1.2845 |
0.04868 |
116 |
87 |
25 |
4 |
813 |
Something about her just says "guilty" to me. |
1.2845 |
0.05310 |
116 |
90 |
19 |
7 |
814 |
It's a Trump filter. |
1.2845 |
0.05847 |
116 |
94 |
11 |
11 |
815 |
I would like to take a bite of her cheese wheel if you know what I'm sayin. |
1.2845 |
0.05585 |
116 |
92 |
15 |
9 |
816 |
Some say the King's divorces are affecting fashion. |
1.2845 |
0.05585 |
116 |
92 |
15 |
9 |
817 |
I believe she's performing Shakespeare-in-the-round at the theater tonight. |
1.2845 |
0.05310 |
116 |
90 |
19 |
7 |
818 |
We have to change it every 3000 miles, but it's worth it. |
1.2845 |
0.05020 |
116 |
88 |
23 |
5 |
819 |
Reckon she's hot under the collar? |
1.2845 |
0.05167 |
116 |
89 |
21 |
6 |
820 |
After she got collared for slander, the judge issued a gag order. |
1.2845 |
0.05310 |
116 |
90 |
19 |
7 |
821 |
Methinks she heard what happened to Anne Boleyn. |
1.2845 |
0.05020 |
116 |
88 |
23 |
5 |
822 |
She can have her cake and eat it too. |
1.2845 |
0.05167 |
116 |
89 |
21 |
6 |
823 |
Uneasy lies the head that wears that gown. |
1.2845 |
0.05847 |
116 |
94 |
11 |
11 |
824 |
I used to think nothing would ruffle her. |
1.2844 |
0.05389 |
109 |
84 |
19 |
6 |
825 |
Now that's ruffing it. |
1.2821 |
0.05408 |
117 |
92 |
17 |
8 |
826 |
If the last Queen had that kind of forward thinking, she'd be alive today. |
1.2821 |
0.04982 |
117 |
89 |
23 |
5 |
827 |
She has been so ruffled lately. |
1.2783 |
0.04711 |
115 |
86 |
26 |
3 |
828 |
I hear she comes from a long line of big ruffnecks. |
1.2783 |
0.05461 |
115 |
91 |
16 |
8 |
829 |
I preferred her hijab. |
1.2783 |
0.05733 |
115 |
93 |
12 |
10 |
830 |
Have these women no shame? Soon they'll be baring their earlobes in public! |
1.2783 |
0.05319 |
115 |
90 |
18 |
7 |
831 |
Her voice has a lyrical, but muffled, quality. |
1.2783 |
0.04870 |
115 |
87 |
24 |
4 |
832 |
It keeps her from biting her nails. |
1.2783 |
0.05024 |
115 |
88 |
22 |
5 |
833 |
They doth call her 'Little Miss Muffled'. |
1.2783 |
0.04870 |
115 |
87 |
24 |
4 |
834 |
That gives me an idea for my dog. |
1.2783 |
0.05461 |
115 |
91 |
16 |
8 |
835 |
As Will said, "Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers." |
1.2783 |
0.05174 |
115 |
89 |
20 |
6 |
836 |
She thinks her neck gives away her age. |
1.2783 |
0.05461 |
115 |
91 |
16 |
8 |
837 |
How about this humidity? |
1.2783 |
0.05174 |
115 |
89 |
20 |
6 |
838 |
It's a fascinating process, starting with a single one inch frill on her thirteenth birthday. |
1.2783 |
0.05024 |
115 |
88 |
22 |
5 |
839 |
She's had a ruff life. |
1.2783 |
0.05319 |
115 |
90 |
18 |
7 |
840 |
It was invented by a former Miss Universe contestant. |
1.2783 |
0.05461 |
115 |
91 |
16 |
8 |
841 |
I bet you it's fake. |
1.2783 |
0.05319 |
115 |
90 |
18 |
7 |
842 |
On the plus side, the tea that makes it all the way through is really pure. |
1.2783 |
0.05461 |
115 |
91 |
16 |
8 |
843 |
It was the only way I could get her to stop scratching her ears. |
1.2783 |
0.04870 |
115 |
87 |
24 |
4 |
844 |
Looks like she's found a new way to ignore us. |
1.2783 |
0.05024 |
115 |
88 |
22 |
5 |
845 |
I like big ruffs, and I cannot lie. |
1.2783 |
0.05319 |
115 |
90 |
18 |
7 |
846 |
So hot. |
1.2783 |
0.05865 |
115 |
94 |
10 |
11 |
847 |
She may be a diamond in the ruff, but honestly, it's hard to tell. |
1.2783 |
0.05599 |
115 |
92 |
14 |
9 |
848 |
It's said she liketh it ruff, Sir Donald. |
1.2783 |
0.05599 |
115 |
92 |
14 |
9 |
849 |
She has guillotinophobia. |
1.2783 |
0.05319 |
115 |
90 |
18 |
7 |
850 |
She's easily ruffled. |
1.2783 |
0.05174 |
115 |
89 |
20 |
6 |
851 |
Let her be cake. |
1.2783 |
0.05599 |
115 |
92 |
14 |
9 |
852 |
Methinks the lady didst not protest enough. |
1.2783 |
0.05319 |
115 |
90 |
18 |
7 |
853 |
Hipsters! |
1.2783 |
0.05599 |
115 |
92 |
14 |
9 |
854 |
'Tis fashionable, and doth prevent biting the royal cuticles." |
1.2783 |
0.05865 |
115 |
94 |
10 |
11 |
855 |
'Tis the ruff that dreams are made of. |
1.2783 |
0.05865 |
115 |
94 |
10 |
11 |
856 |
Methinks the lady protested too much. |
1.2783 |
0.05174 |
115 |
89 |
20 |
6 |
857 |
It's a ruff life. |
1.2783 |
0.05461 |
115 |
91 |
16 |
8 |
858 |
Get over it Philip! With a ruff like that she's way out of our league. |
1.2783 |
0.04870 |
115 |
87 |
24 |
4 |
859 |
Absolutely! She hasn't licked her stitches in days. |
1.2783 |
0.05599 |
115 |
92 |
14 |
9 |
860 |
O, Blissful Silence! Worth every penny I paid for it! |
1.2783 |
0.05319 |
115 |
90 |
18 |
7 |
861 |
She's protesting the government's no-frills policy. |
1.2783 |
0.05174 |
115 |
89 |
20 |
6 |
862 |
We're both happy with it...for different reasons. |
1.2783 |
0.05599 |
115 |
92 |
14 |
9 |
863 |
It's hard to shop for that in-between size |
1.2783 |
0.04870 |
115 |
87 |
24 |
4 |
864 |
It keeps her from biting her stitches. |
1.2783 |
0.05174 |
115 |
89 |
20 |
6 |
865 |
I hear she is hard to get close to |
1.2743 |
0.05221 |
113 |
88 |
19 |
6 |
866 |
She's a little ruff around the edges. |
1.2743 |
0.05657 |
113 |
91 |
13 |
9 |
867 |
I didn't think she would ruffle so easily. |
1.2743 |
0.05515 |
113 |
90 |
15 |
8 |
868 |
Now that's what I call ring around the collar! |
1.2743 |
0.05221 |
113 |
88 |
19 |
6 |
869 |
She's concerned about meeting Trump. |
1.2743 |
0.05657 |
113 |
91 |
13 |
9 |
870 |
I think she’s hiding a hickey. |
1.2743 |
0.05370 |
113 |
89 |
17 |
7 |
871 |
It's no wonder she has never been kissed. |
1.2743 |
0.05067 |
113 |
87 |
21 |
5 |
872 |
Seventeen stitches. It was either that or a plastic cone. |
1.2743 |
0.05515 |
113 |
90 |
15 |
8 |
873 |
She loves to bump into people she knows. |
1.2743 |
0.05067 |
113 |
87 |
21 |
5 |
874 |
Getting her that muffler was the best money I ever spent. |
1.2743 |
0.05795 |
113 |
92 |
11 |
10 |
875 |
She doesn't like to talk about it. |
1.2743 |
0.05067 |
113 |
87 |
21 |
5 |
876 |
Ring around the collar! |
1.2743 |
0.05515 |
113 |
90 |
15 |
8 |
877 |
It's still a turn on. |
1.2743 |
0.05221 |
113 |
88 |
19 |
6 |
878 |
Pretty Ruff. |
1.2743 |
0.05657 |
113 |
91 |
13 |
9 |
879 |
It wasn't like that before she sneezed! |
1.2743 |
0.05221 |
113 |
88 |
19 |
6 |
880 |
Looks like the bearded lady has a new stylist. |
1.2743 |
0.05370 |
113 |
89 |
17 |
7 |
881 |
You should see her husband's codpiece. |
1.2743 |
0.05370 |
113 |
89 |
17 |
7 |
882 |
I like big ruffs and I cannot lie. |
1.2743 |
0.05370 |
113 |
89 |
17 |
7 |
883 |
Alas, one slight carriage accident and Cordelia already has herself a personal injury lawyer! |
1.2743 |
0.05515 |
113 |
90 |
15 |
8 |
884 |
Is that a white collar crime? |
1.2743 |
0.05657 |
113 |
91 |
13 |
9 |
885 |
It's called Trump Repellent. |
1.2743 |
0.05370 |
113 |
89 |
17 |
7 |
886 |
There goes Elizabeth, showing off her bling around the collar again. |
1.2743 |
0.05221 |
113 |
88 |
19 |
6 |
887 |
I heard in the spring, she'll emerge a beautiful butterfly. |
1.2743 |
0.05370 |
113 |
89 |
17 |
7 |
888 |
The one she wears in the winter has a more aggressive tread design. |
1.2743 |
0.05929 |
113 |
93 |
9 |
11 |
889 |
Alas, I prefer a big bootie instead. |
1.2743 |
0.05370 |
113 |
89 |
17 |
7 |
890 |
It helps her keep a stiff upper lip. |
1.2743 |
0.05067 |
113 |
87 |
21 |
5 |
891 |
It's from Costco |
1.2743 |
0.05221 |
113 |
88 |
19 |
6 |
892 |
She's called the Virgin Queen. That's why. |
1.2743 |
0.04909 |
113 |
86 |
23 |
4 |
893 |
Yes - all the time - but she just bounces right back up. |
1.2743 |
0.05221 |
113 |
88 |
19 |
6 |
894 |
To breathe or not to breathe, that is the question. |
1.2743 |
0.05067 |
113 |
87 |
21 |
5 |
895 |
It's from 1536 House of Boleyn collection. |
1.2743 |
0.05067 |
113 |
87 |
21 |
5 |
896 |
it must be fashion week. |
1.2743 |
0.05067 |
113 |
87 |
21 |
5 |
897 |
I asked, she wouldn't tell, it's Victoria's secret. |
1.2743 |
0.05221 |
113 |
88 |
19 |
6 |
898 |
It's so 17th century. |
1.2743 |
0.05370 |
113 |
89 |
17 |
7 |
899 |
That is the Duchess of Hickey. |
1.2743 |
0.05657 |
113 |
91 |
13 |
9 |
900 |
Methinks she's had a ruff knight. |
1.2743 |
0.05067 |
113 |
87 |
21 |
5 |
901 |
She just wouldn't stop licking her wounds. |
1.2743 |
0.05221 |
113 |
88 |
19 |
6 |
902 |
Apparently, he is not a good kisser. |
1.2743 |
0.05515 |
113 |
90 |
15 |
8 |
903 |
I bet having tea with her is an experience. |
1.2743 |
0.05221 |
113 |
88 |
19 |
6 |
904 |
Me thinks the lady must have protested too much. |
1.2743 |
0.05370 |
113 |
89 |
17 |
7 |
905 |
This from the woman who told me size doesn't matter. |
1.2743 |
0.05221 |
113 |
88 |
19 |
6 |
906 |
I don't know. She told me her lawyer told her to wear it. |
1.2743 |
0.05515 |
113 |
90 |
15 |
8 |
907 |
It’s either a call for attention or a personal space issue. |
1.2743 |
0.05221 |
113 |
88 |
19 |
6 |
908 |
Fashion can be ruff. |
1.2743 |
0.04909 |
113 |
86 |
23 |
4 |
909 |
I believe it's called a chastity muff. |
1.2743 |
0.05370 |
113 |
89 |
17 |
7 |
910 |
Looks cheesy to me. |
1.2743 |
0.04745 |
113 |
85 |
25 |
3 |
911 |
And then there's the chastity belt... |
1.2743 |
0.05657 |
113 |
91 |
13 |
9 |
912 |
She's pretty enough, but she gets a little hot under the collar. |
1.2743 |
0.04745 |
113 |
85 |
25 |
3 |
913 |
Eighteen and never been kissed. |
1.2743 |
0.04745 |
113 |
85 |
25 |
3 |
914 |
That's one way to tame a shrew. |
1.2743 |
0.05221 |
113 |
88 |
19 |
6 |
915 |
No. No. She is engaged to the Clown Prince. |
1.2743 |
0.05657 |
113 |
91 |
13 |
9 |
916 |
And you can't imagine the size of her chastity belt.... |
1.2743 |
0.05657 |
113 |
91 |
13 |
9 |
917 |
She does look in good shape but I think her air filter needs replacing! |
1.2743 |
0.05515 |
113 |
90 |
15 |
8 |
918 |
All the ladies-in-waiting have taken to wearing them, apparently it keeps Arch Duke Drumpf at a respectful distance. |
1.2743 |
0.05370 |
113 |
89 |
17 |
7 |
919 |
They say she's become engaged to King Henry. |
1.2743 |
0.05370 |
113 |
89 |
17 |
7 |
920 |
I think the trend started with his third wife. |
1.2743 |
0.05515 |
113 |
90 |
15 |
8 |
921 |
They say she has to wear it until that awful carriage accident lawsuit is settled. |
1.2743 |
0.05221 |
113 |
88 |
19 |
6 |
922 |
We've frightened her. |
1.2743 |
0.05370 |
113 |
89 |
17 |
7 |
923 |
They say it has a built-in hepa filter. |
1.2743 |
0.05370 |
113 |
89 |
17 |
7 |
924 |
Ruffles have ridges. |
1.2743 |
0.05221 |
113 |
88 |
19 |
6 |
925 |
King Henry's wives aren't taking any chances! |
1.2743 |
0.05067 |
113 |
87 |
21 |
5 |
926 |
It cuts down on her swearing. |
1.2743 |
0.05067 |
113 |
87 |
21 |
5 |
927 |
That explains the stiff upper lip. |
1.2743 |
0.05221 |
113 |
88 |
19 |
6 |
928 |
Soon she will be in over her head. |
1.2743 |
0.05067 |
113 |
87 |
21 |
5 |
929 |
It's so she won't scratch. |
1.2743 |
0.05929 |
113 |
93 |
9 |
11 |
930 |
The priest asked her to stop looking down on little people |
1.2743 |
0.05067 |
113 |
87 |
21 |
5 |
931 |
It's called a chastity what? |
1.2743 |
0.05370 |
113 |
89 |
17 |
7 |
932 |
I wonder who rear-ended her? |
1.2743 |
0.05657 |
113 |
91 |
13 |
9 |
933 |
It's the only way her father will let her out of the house. |
1.2743 |
0.05515 |
113 |
90 |
15 |
8 |
934 |
I hear she got married to some count named Dracula. |
1.2743 |
0.05515 |
113 |
90 |
15 |
8 |
935 |
She's an unspeakable beauty. |
1.2719 |
0.05328 |
114 |
90 |
17 |
7 |
936 |
Such a tragedy, Shakespeare lost his diamond in her ruff. |
1.2719 |
0.05328 |
114 |
90 |
17 |
7 |
937 |
It's a bit awkward during the soup course. |
1.2719 |
0.05180 |
114 |
89 |
19 |
6 |
938 |
The last fellow said she had a real problem with intimacy. |
1.2696 |
0.05287 |
115 |
91 |
17 |
7 |
939 |
I don’t get it either, but Lord Michelin loves ‘em. |
1.2679 |
0.05071 |
112 |
87 |
20 |
5 |
940 |
Don't you just hate prank collars? |
1.2679 |
0.05379 |
112 |
89 |
16 |
7 |
941 |
She's trying to quit biting her nails. |
1.2679 |
0.05071 |
112 |
87 |
20 |
5 |
942 |
If it shuts her up, I'd call it a muffler. |
1.2679 |
0.05227 |
112 |
88 |
18 |
6 |
943 |
Wow, serious ring around the collar. |
1.2679 |
0.05379 |
112 |
89 |
16 |
7 |
944 |
Ruffles...nobody can wear just one. |
1.2679 |
0.05526 |
112 |
90 |
14 |
8 |
945 |
I don't know, looks like a pain in the neck |
1.2679 |
0.05526 |
112 |
90 |
14 |
8 |
946 |
Looks like Elizabeth is having a ruff day. |
1.2679 |
0.05526 |
112 |
90 |
14 |
8 |
947 |
I heard Hester opted for the A. |
1.2679 |
0.04909 |
112 |
86 |
22 |
4 |
948 |
She got a new one with her last oil change |
1.2679 |
0.05227 |
112 |
88 |
18 |
6 |
949 |
She lives and breathes all things Elizabethan. Well, maybe not breathes. |
1.2679 |
0.04909 |
112 |
86 |
22 |
4 |
950 |
By Jove, Goodyear, you may be onto something! |
1.2679 |
0.04909 |
112 |
86 |
22 |
4 |
951 |
In 400 years, I guess it would be great for sleeping on an airplane. |
1.2679 |
0.05071 |
112 |
87 |
20 |
5 |
952 |
First chastity belts, now this? |
1.2679 |
0.05071 |
112 |
87 |
20 |
5 |
953 |
See the latest fashion inspired by Henry VIII's wives |
1.2679 |
0.05379 |
112 |
89 |
16 |
7 |
954 |
I don't understand the trend either, but I hear it's great for sneaking snacks into the theatre |
1.2679 |
0.05227 |
112 |
88 |
18 |
6 |
955 |
It's perfect for when she gets a runny nose. |
1.2679 |
0.05071 |
112 |
87 |
20 |
5 |
956 |
Buying bulk used to mean no-frills. |
1.2679 |
0.05227 |
112 |
88 |
18 |
6 |
957 |
Obviously, you haven't heard her yodel. |
1.2679 |
0.05071 |
112 |
87 |
20 |
5 |
958 |
I hear she runs with a ruff crowd. |
1.2679 |
0.05379 |
112 |
89 |
16 |
7 |
959 |
Tis all the rage in London, especially if one must meet with the Sir Donald of Trump." |
1.2679 |
0.05670 |
112 |
91 |
12 |
9 |
960 |
Gawd, that ruff is sooo 1590s. |
1.2679 |
0.05227 |
112 |
88 |
18 |
6 |
961 |
"I think they caught her necking". |
1.2679 |
0.05071 |
112 |
87 |
20 |
5 |
962 |
Elizabeth's Secret. |
1.2679 |
0.05071 |
112 |
87 |
20 |
5 |
963 |
It's called a chastity collar. |
1.2679 |
0.05379 |
112 |
89 |
16 |
7 |
964 |
Only until the sleepwalking is cured.. |
1.2679 |
0.04909 |
112 |
86 |
22 |
4 |
965 |
I heard Henry told her he likes a challenge. |
1.2679 |
0.05071 |
112 |
87 |
20 |
5 |
966 |
Ruff neighborhood. |
1.2679 |
0.04909 |
112 |
86 |
22 |
4 |
967 |
The princess is prone to fainting. |
1.2679 |
0.05071 |
112 |
87 |
20 |
5 |
968 |
She's a master of dramatic ironing. |
1.2679 |
0.05379 |
112 |
89 |
16 |
7 |
969 |
I once caught a glimpse of her chin. It wasn't as exciting as you'd expect. |
1.2679 |
0.04909 |
112 |
86 |
22 |
4 |
970 |
When Henry finds that Adam’s apple, heads will roll! |
1.2679 |
0.05526 |
112 |
90 |
14 |
8 |
971 |
Gap-toothed, I hear. |
1.2679 |
0.05071 |
112 |
87 |
20 |
5 |
972 |
What did she say? |
1.2679 |
0.05379 |
112 |
89 |
16 |
7 |
973 |
Verily, she's a diamond in the ruff. |
1.2679 |
0.05071 |
112 |
87 |
20 |
5 |
974 |
Methinks the Lady doth protest too much. |
1.2679 |
0.05670 |
112 |
91 |
12 |
9 |
975 |
Perhaps Brexit did set us back a bit. |
1.2679 |
0.05947 |
112 |
93 |
8 |
11 |
976 |
Queen caught her kissing the King. |
1.2679 |
0.05227 |
112 |
88 |
18 |
6 |
977 |
I hear she can be a little ruff around the edges. |
1.2679 |
0.05227 |
112 |
88 |
18 |
6 |
978 |
Somehow jumping out of the cake didn't work |
1.2679 |
0.05379 |
112 |
89 |
16 |
7 |
979 |
She's had a ruff week. |
1.2679 |
0.05670 |
112 |
91 |
12 |
9 |
980 |
I believe it is called a chastity ruff. |
1.2679 |
0.04909 |
112 |
86 |
22 |
4 |
981 |
... and it substantially lowers her carriage-riding insurance premium. |
1.2679 |
0.05071 |
112 |
87 |
20 |
5 |
982 |
I hear she's from a ruff part of town. |
1.2679 |
0.05227 |
112 |
88 |
18 |
6 |
983 |
How about that for a pain in the neck! |
1.2679 |
0.05947 |
112 |
93 |
8 |
11 |
984 |
That's a rough way to try to stick to your diet. |
1.2679 |
0.05227 |
112 |
88 |
18 |
6 |
985 |
Be careful; she's someone who gets ruffled easily. |
1.2679 |
0.04909 |
112 |
86 |
22 |
4 |
986 |
Hickies, I'm told. |
1.2679 |
0.05526 |
112 |
90 |
14 |
8 |
987 |
Its the Elizabethan Diet |
1.2679 |
0.05071 |
112 |
87 |
20 |
5 |
988 |
I think it looks better from the back. |
1.2679 |
0.05379 |
112 |
89 |
16 |
7 |
989 |
What I wouldn't give to take a peek at that neck... |
1.2679 |
0.04909 |
112 |
86 |
22 |
4 |
990 |
I'd tell her to keep her chin up, but... |
1.2679 |
0.04570 |
112 |
84 |
26 |
2 |
991 |
I hear it gets satellite reception. |
1.2679 |
0.05227 |
112 |
88 |
18 |
6 |
992 |
Verily, breath mints would be more practical. |
1.2679 |
0.05379 |
112 |
89 |
16 |
7 |
993 |
If only we could find a cure for ring around the collar. |
1.2679 |
0.05379 |
112 |
89 |
16 |
7 |
994 |
Punishment for Gossipers. |
1.2679 |
0.05379 |
112 |
89 |
16 |
7 |
995 |
Before, she was known for the size of her goiter. |
1.2679 |
0.05071 |
112 |
87 |
20 |
5 |
996 |
Double chin, bad breath, a bad case of Goiter I believe would cover your question. |
1.2679 |
0.05227 |
112 |
88 |
18 |
6 |
997 |
So much for no frills |
1.2679 |
0.05227 |
112 |
88 |
18 |
6 |
998 |
She's playing hard-to-get. |
1.2679 |
0.04909 |
112 |
86 |
22 |
4 |
999 |
Apparently she has a nail-biting problem |
1.2679 |
0.04909 |
112 |
86 |
22 |
4 |
1000 |
The lady doth not protest too much. |
1.2679 |
0.05227 |
112 |
88 |
18 |
6 |
1001 |
That's one way to filter your words. |
1.2679 |
0.05071 |
112 |
87 |
20 |
5 |
1002 |
She has a bad case of 'Collara.' |
1.2679 |
0.05379 |
112 |
89 |
16 |
7 |
1003 |
Methinks she doth protrude too much. |
1.2679 |
0.05227 |
112 |
88 |
18 |
6 |
1004 |
Only one man has gotten close to her and he's still missing. |
1.2661 |
0.05475 |
109 |
87 |
15 |
7 |
1005 |
I feel sorry for the person sitting next to her on the plane. |
1.2655 |
0.05186 |
113 |
89 |
18 |
6 |
1006 |
They call it "The cloud". |
1.2642 |
0.05244 |
106 |
83 |
18 |
5 |
1007 |
I hear she is on her way to visit Henry the Eighth. |
1.2636 |
0.05274 |
110 |
87 |
17 |
6 |
1008 |
I think a beheading is out of the question. |
1.2636 |
0.05274 |
110 |
87 |
17 |
6 |
1009 |
Well THAT is a new way to tame a shrew! |
1.2636 |
0.05114 |
110 |
86 |
19 |
5 |
1010 |
that's how she rolls |
1.2636 |
0.05274 |
110 |
87 |
17 |
6 |
1011 |
The muffling of the shrew. |
1.2636 |
0.05114 |
110 |
86 |
19 |
5 |
1012 |
Sir Donald says he grabs them by the ruff. |
1.2636 |
0.05729 |
110 |
90 |
11 |
9 |
1013 |
They're grooming her to become the next Queen Mum. |
1.2636 |
0.05274 |
110 |
87 |
17 |
6 |
1014 |
Methinks Lord Trump arriveth anon. |
1.2636 |
0.05873 |
110 |
91 |
9 |
10 |
1015 |
You can't get close to her. |
1.2636 |
0.04776 |
110 |
84 |
23 |
3 |
1016 |
Happens every time the humidity goes up. |
1.2636 |
0.05114 |
110 |
86 |
19 |
5 |
1017 |
I think she said it was made by a Mr. Firestone. |
1.2636 |
0.05274 |
110 |
87 |
17 |
6 |
1018 |
She's got a meeting with Trump this afternoon. |
1.2636 |
0.05582 |
110 |
89 |
13 |
8 |
1019 |
It's like she doesn't even know I'm here. |
1.2636 |
0.05582 |
110 |
89 |
13 |
8 |
1020 |
She says it's an air filter. |
1.2636 |
0.05582 |
110 |
89 |
13 |
8 |
1021 |
It's not a fashion. More like a safety feature. |
1.2636 |
0.05114 |
110 |
86 |
19 |
5 |
1022 |
Yes, the Cheese monger has taken up fashion design. |
1.2636 |
0.04948 |
110 |
85 |
21 |
4 |
1023 |
Only way I'd let her anywhere near The Donald. |
1.2636 |
0.05430 |
110 |
88 |
15 |
7 |
1024 |
"She was caught chewing on Lord Dudley's leg. |
1.2636 |
0.05274 |
110 |
87 |
17 |
6 |
1025 |
Look who got caught out in the rain again. |
1.2636 |
0.05114 |
110 |
86 |
19 |
5 |
1026 |
She said it's called a "guillotine bumper." |
1.2636 |
0.05274 |
110 |
87 |
17 |
6 |
1027 |
It's to hide her stiff upper lip. |
1.2636 |
0.05274 |
110 |
87 |
17 |
6 |
1028 |
it's an anti-beheading thingy. |
1.2636 |
0.04948 |
110 |
85 |
21 |
4 |
1029 |
It does seem a bit cruel, but at least she stopped licking. |
1.2636 |
0.05114 |
110 |
86 |
19 |
5 |
1030 |
No, I don't think it makes her look fat. |
1.2636 |
0.05582 |
110 |
89 |
13 |
8 |
1031 |
I hear the new queen has a great defense against being beheaded. |
1.2636 |
0.05114 |
110 |
86 |
19 |
5 |
1032 |
She's known to be one who blows things out proportion. |
1.2636 |
0.05430 |
110 |
88 |
15 |
7 |
1033 |
...on the upside, she doesn't need a pillow. |
1.2636 |
0.04776 |
110 |
84 |
23 |
3 |
1034 |
It's a start, but it's not Trump-proof. |
1.2636 |
0.05430 |
110 |
88 |
15 |
7 |
1035 |
That must be some hickey. |
1.2636 |
0.05114 |
110 |
86 |
19 |
5 |
1036 |
I can't hear her either. |
1.2636 |
0.05274 |
110 |
87 |
17 |
6 |
1037 |
Lucy, the lace maker's daughter. |
1.2636 |
0.04776 |
110 |
84 |
23 |
3 |
1038 |
Pray it's only a fad. |
1.2636 |
0.05114 |
110 |
86 |
19 |
5 |
1039 |
It keeps her from scratching. |
1.2636 |
0.05274 |
110 |
87 |
17 |
6 |
1040 |
One day even this trend will go to the dogs. |
1.2636 |
0.05274 |
110 |
87 |
17 |
6 |
1041 |
She's always hated her double chin! |
1.2636 |
0.04599 |
110 |
83 |
25 |
2 |
1042 |
It was either that or watch her chew her ankle to ribbons. |
1.2636 |
0.05430 |
110 |
88 |
15 |
7 |
1043 |
Only until the stitches are out |
1.2636 |
0.04776 |
110 |
84 |
23 |
3 |
1044 |
I'm told she's going to interview that American presidential candidate. |
1.2636 |
0.05873 |
110 |
91 |
9 |
10 |
1045 |
Check out that ass |
1.2636 |
0.05430 |
110 |
88 |
15 |
7 |
1046 |
It's so last year. |
1.2636 |
0.05114 |
110 |
86 |
19 |
5 |
1047 |
She kept licking her stitches. |
1.2636 |
0.05274 |
110 |
87 |
17 |
6 |
1048 |
I think it's time for her to change her filter. |
1.2636 |
0.05114 |
110 |
86 |
19 |
5 |
1049 |
You should see the king's cummerbund. |
1.2636 |
0.05274 |
110 |
87 |
17 |
6 |
1050 |
Methinks she licked her stitches too much! |
1.2636 |
0.05114 |
110 |
86 |
19 |
5 |
1051 |
I hear her new couturier is Lord Charmin. |
1.2636 |
0.05274 |
110 |
87 |
17 |
6 |
1052 |
She's Henry's new queen |
1.2636 |
0.05582 |
110 |
89 |
13 |
8 |
1053 |
She never needs a napkin. |
1.2636 |
0.04776 |
110 |
84 |
23 |
3 |
1054 |
She really lawyered up after that rear-end collision. |
1.2636 |
0.05274 |
110 |
87 |
17 |
6 |
1055 |
She used to kiss and tell. |
1.2636 |
0.05114 |
110 |
86 |
19 |
5 |
1056 |
It's the new Trump Buster. |
1.2636 |
0.05729 |
110 |
90 |
11 |
9 |
1057 |
This is not how I imagined silencing the heretics. |
1.2636 |
0.05582 |
110 |
89 |
13 |
8 |
1058 |
She must be very hot under the collar. |
1.2636 |
0.05274 |
110 |
87 |
17 |
6 |
1059 |
She's had work done. |
1.2636 |
0.05274 |
110 |
87 |
17 |
6 |
1060 |
I confess I misunderstood when you said Milady likes it rough. |
1.2636 |
0.05430 |
110 |
88 |
15 |
7 |
1061 |
Don't suppose she'll be having spaghetti tonight... |
1.2636 |
0.05430 |
110 |
88 |
15 |
7 |
1062 |
Hickies... |
1.2636 |
0.05582 |
110 |
89 |
13 |
8 |
1063 |
She knows how King Henry's other wives died, so... |
1.2636 |
0.05114 |
110 |
86 |
19 |
5 |
1064 |
You know, the pudding will be a challenge. |
1.2636 |
0.05274 |
110 |
87 |
17 |
6 |
1065 |
I know, it's quite shocking that the new fashion reveals the nose. |
1.2636 |
0.05274 |
110 |
87 |
17 |
6 |
1066 |
On the other hand, she's already lost 20 pounds. |
1.2636 |
0.04948 |
110 |
85 |
21 |
4 |
1067 |
What do you suppose has her so ruffled? |
1.2636 |
0.05582 |
110 |
89 |
13 |
8 |
1068 |
It's the only thing that keeps her from gnawing at the stitches. |
1.2636 |
0.04776 |
110 |
84 |
23 |
3 |
1069 |
We need to add another one below the waist to prevent groping. |
1.2636 |
0.05582 |
110 |
89 |
13 |
8 |
1070 |
I know she intends to remain the Virgin Queen but isn't she overdoing it a little? |
1.2636 |
0.04948 |
110 |
85 |
21 |
4 |
1071 |
Mom decided that her real problem could not be solved with a chastity belt. |
1.2636 |
0.05274 |
110 |
87 |
17 |
6 |
1072 |
It's to keep her from picking at the stitches. |
1.2636 |
0.05873 |
110 |
91 |
9 |
10 |
1073 |
Methinks she likes it ruff. |
1.2636 |
0.05729 |
110 |
90 |
11 |
9 |
1074 |
Bezooks! A 'chastity collar'! |
1.2636 |
0.05430 |
110 |
88 |
15 |
7 |
1075 |
"I like big ruffs and I cannot lie.'' |
1.2636 |
0.05873 |
110 |
91 |
9 |
10 |
1076 |
What did you say to make her stalk off in such a ruff? |
1.2636 |
0.05430 |
110 |
88 |
15 |
7 |
1077 |
It's a chastity muff. |
1.2636 |
0.05274 |
110 |
87 |
17 |
6 |
1078 |
Doth make her both warm and mute, it disposeth of two birds. |
1.2636 |
0.05274 |
110 |
87 |
17 |
6 |
1079 |
Must be a royal hickey |
1.2636 |
0.05114 |
110 |
86 |
19 |
5 |
1080 |
I guess it keeps her from licking her hands |
1.2636 |
0.04776 |
110 |
84 |
23 |
3 |
1081 |
Ye Olde Farmers Almanack calls it a sure arbiter of a harsh winter ahead. |
1.2613 |
0.05073 |
111 |
87 |
19 |
5 |
1082 |
She overheard her sister say "Size matters." |
1.2613 |
0.05232 |
111 |
88 |
17 |
6 |
1083 |
I am still in doubt: prudery or conceit? |
1.2613 |
0.05386 |
111 |
89 |
15 |
7 |
1084 |
There's just something about her. |
1.2569 |
0.05116 |
109 |
86 |
18 |
5 |
1085 |
She insists that she never got the recall letter. |
1.2569 |
0.05279 |
109 |
87 |
16 |
6 |
1086 |
You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful- I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnetized corset. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a commoner, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the ruff. You can do anything. |
1.2569 |
0.05592 |
109 |
89 |
12 |
8 |
1087 |
Everything's a competition for her. |
1.2569 |
0.04947 |
109 |
85 |
20 |
4 |
1088 |
Ahhh, to be the lucky man who catches a glimpse of neck. |
1.2569 |
0.05116 |
109 |
86 |
18 |
5 |
1089 |
Lady Michelin is one of our foremost roll models. |
1.2569 |
0.05438 |
109 |
88 |
14 |
7 |
1090 |
Well, they do say that fashion is cyclical. |
1.2569 |
0.05279 |
109 |
87 |
16 |
6 |
1091 |
That must've been quite a hickey. |
1.2569 |
0.05279 |
109 |
87 |
16 |
6 |
1092 |
It's the only thing that will stop her from biting her nails. |
1.2569 |
0.04772 |
109 |
84 |
22 |
3 |
1093 |
She's a diamond in the ruff. |
1.2569 |
0.04947 |
109 |
85 |
20 |
4 |
1094 |
Two chins, and counting. |
1.2569 |
0.04947 |
109 |
85 |
20 |
4 |
1095 |
Fashion. Baffling, isn't it. |
1.2569 |
0.05279 |
109 |
87 |
16 |
6 |
1096 |
Not everyone considers vampire stories as harmless fiction. |
1.2569 |
0.04772 |
109 |
84 |
22 |
3 |
1097 |
You wouldn't know it, but she's a real redneck. |
1.2569 |
0.05279 |
109 |
87 |
16 |
6 |
1098 |
She must be afraid of getting the axe. |
1.2569 |
0.05116 |
109 |
86 |
18 |
5 |
1099 |
Insurance coverage during the reign of Henry VIII. |
1.2569 |
0.05279 |
109 |
87 |
16 |
6 |
1100 |
She claims it was whiplash. |
1.2569 |
0.05116 |
109 |
86 |
18 |
5 |
1101 |
That's Anne...she heard Henry IIX's in town. |
1.2569 |
0.05279 |
109 |
87 |
16 |
6 |
1102 |
It must be fashion week. |
1.2569 |
0.05279 |
109 |
87 |
16 |
6 |
1103 |
It doth bestride her narrow neck like a colossus. |
1.2569 |
0.05438 |
109 |
88 |
14 |
7 |
1104 |
The Lady who wore a high ruffle, Said things that came out in a muffle, She'd shoot you a glance, You might take a chance, But end up in a great big kerfuffle. |
1.2569 |
0.05592 |
109 |
89 |
12 |
8 |
1105 |
The miller's daughter. |
1.2569 |
0.05116 |
109 |
86 |
18 |
5 |
1106 |
That ruffle has ridges. |
1.2569 |
0.05116 |
109 |
86 |
18 |
5 |
1107 |
Me-thinks it be a step up from the albatross she wore a month-past. |
1.2569 |
0.04947 |
109 |
85 |
20 |
4 |
1108 |
The poor thing – I heard the coachman of the other carriage was texting. |
1.2569 |
0.04947 |
109 |
85 |
20 |
4 |
1109 |
Don't stare for too long; I hear she's easily ruffled. |
1.2569 |
0.05592 |
109 |
89 |
12 |
8 |
1110 |
Fashion week already? |
1.2569 |
0.05592 |
109 |
89 |
12 |
8 |
1111 |
She must be having a ruff day. |
1.2569 |
0.04947 |
109 |
85 |
20 |
4 |
1112 |
'tis called a "muffler", me thinks |
1.2569 |
0.05279 |
109 |
87 |
16 |
6 |
1113 |
Hast the maiden been biting h'rself again? |
1.2569 |
0.04947 |
109 |
85 |
20 |
4 |
1114 |
The lady doth protect too much, methinks. |
1.2569 |
0.05279 |
109 |
87 |
16 |
6 |
1115 |
It's to keep her from biting her nails. |
1.2569 |
0.04591 |
109 |
83 |
24 |
2 |
1116 |
Her lawyer told her to leave it on until the lawsuit is settled. |
1.2569 |
0.05279 |
109 |
87 |
16 |
6 |
1117 |
I've heard she's an heiress to the Ottoman Empire. |
1.2569 |
0.05438 |
109 |
88 |
14 |
7 |
1118 |
She's playing hard-to-get with the Earl of Sandwich. |
1.2569 |
0.05438 |
109 |
88 |
14 |
7 |
1119 |
She finally found a weight loss program that works. |
1.2569 |
0.05116 |
109 |
86 |
18 |
5 |
1120 |
It's called the King Henry VIII ruffle...it's ax-proof. |
1.2569 |
0.05438 |
109 |
88 |
14 |
7 |
1121 |
Could it be said, her chastity belt has risen thus? |
1.2569 |
0.05742 |
109 |
90 |
10 |
9 |
1122 |
Do you think she's compensating for something? |
1.2569 |
0.04947 |
109 |
85 |
20 |
4 |
1123 |
The driver that hit her was insured, so she's trying to get a big settlement. |
1.2569 |
0.05116 |
109 |
86 |
18 |
5 |
1124 |
They say it comes in handy in the Tower. |
1.2569 |
0.05438 |
109 |
88 |
14 |
7 |
1125 |
It is an addition to the Chasity Belt. |
1.2569 |
0.04947 |
109 |
85 |
20 |
4 |
1126 |
Lady Firestone always seems so...so...standoffish! |
1.2569 |
0.05116 |
109 |
86 |
18 |
5 |
1127 |
Her husband is a vampire. |
1.2569 |
0.04947 |
109 |
85 |
20 |
4 |
1128 |
I told you this collar trend would be bad for us short guys. |
1.2569 |
0.05116 |
109 |
86 |
18 |
5 |
1129 |
Yeah, well that keeps her from licking her surgical incision. |
1.2569 |
0.05279 |
109 |
87 |
16 |
6 |
1130 |
She's a diamond in the ruff. |
1.2569 |
0.05742 |
109 |
90 |
10 |
9 |
1131 |
I admire a woman who's not afraid to show her age. |
1.2569 |
0.05116 |
109 |
86 |
18 |
5 |
1132 |
After Anne Boleyn, she had it lined with bronze. |
1.2569 |
0.05279 |
109 |
87 |
16 |
6 |
1133 |
I heard it's full of blintzes. |
1.2569 |
0.05592 |
109 |
89 |
12 |
8 |
1134 |
I hear her neck is glorious |
1.2569 |
0.05438 |
109 |
88 |
14 |
7 |
1135 |
If I'm not mistaken I believe that's none other than Lady Hepa. |
1.2569 |
0.05279 |
109 |
87 |
16 |
6 |
1136 |
Milady's goiter has never looked better. |
1.2569 |
0.05742 |
109 |
90 |
10 |
9 |
1137 |
It's only until they invent Kleenex. |
1.2569 |
0.04772 |
109 |
84 |
22 |
3 |
1138 |
What news of the royal hickey? |
1.2569 |
0.05742 |
109 |
90 |
10 |
9 |
1139 |
Well, it does hide the hickeys. |
1.2569 |
0.05279 |
109 |
87 |
16 |
6 |
1140 |
I have always thought of her as a diamond in the ruff. |
1.2569 |
0.05438 |
109 |
88 |
14 |
7 |
1141 |
She was worried it made her ass look big. |
1.2569 |
0.06030 |
109 |
92 |
6 |
11 |
1142 |
Peculiar? Yes, verily. But she hasn't scratched her ears all week. |
1.2569 |
0.05279 |
109 |
87 |
16 |
6 |
1143 |
I believe she's from the Ottoman Empire |
1.2569 |
0.05438 |
109 |
88 |
14 |
7 |
1144 |
It's a white collar crime. |
1.2569 |
0.04591 |
109 |
83 |
24 |
2 |
1145 |
Whiplash. |
1.2569 |
0.05279 |
109 |
87 |
16 |
6 |
1146 |
It's merely a precaution. She's heard that Henry VIII is looking for a new wife. |
1.2569 |
0.05279 |
109 |
87 |
16 |
6 |
1147 |
The bigger the ruff, the smaller the bustle. |
1.2569 |
0.05279 |
109 |
87 |
16 |
6 |
1148 |
It was for her own good. Such a nasty woman! |
1.2569 |
0.05592 |
109 |
89 |
12 |
8 |
1149 |
Verily, count the rings and knowest her age. |
1.2569 |
0.05279 |
109 |
87 |
16 |
6 |
1150 |
It keeps her from scratching. |
1.2569 |
0.05279 |
109 |
87 |
16 |
6 |
1151 |
I told you this was a ruff neighborhood. |
1.2569 |
0.04947 |
109 |
85 |
20 |
4 |
1152 |
White collar crime. |
1.2569 |
0.04772 |
109 |
84 |
22 |
3 |
1153 |
Her father is the town veterinarian. |
1.2569 |
0.05116 |
109 |
86 |
18 |
5 |
1154 |
I think she's finally taking control of her seasonal allergies. |
1.2569 |
0.05116 |
109 |
86 |
18 |
5 |
1155 |
She has to wear it until the stitches come out. |
1.2569 |
0.04591 |
109 |
83 |
24 |
2 |
1156 |
I don't think we should be reinventing the collar. |
1.2569 |
0.05116 |
109 |
86 |
18 |
5 |
1157 |
Do you think she's compensating for something? |
1.2569 |
0.05116 |
109 |
86 |
18 |
5 |
1158 |
I hear it protects her from Sir Donalds's inappropriate kissing. |
1.2569 |
0.05116 |
109 |
86 |
18 |
5 |
1159 |
It's supposed to repel Donald Trump. |
1.2569 |
0.05592 |
109 |
89 |
12 |
8 |
1160 |
By God! What I wouldn't give to see the neck of that beautiful creature! |
1.2569 |
0.04772 |
109 |
84 |
22 |
3 |
1161 |
Wasn't she supposed to SIT on that tuffet? |
1.2569 |
0.05116 |
109 |
86 |
18 |
5 |
1162 |
They say she gnaws on her leg. |
1.2569 |
0.05742 |
109 |
90 |
10 |
9 |
1163 |
She must have heard what happened to Henry's old wife. |
1.2569 |
0.04947 |
109 |
85 |
20 |
4 |
1164 |
I hear she's nice, but hard to get close to. |
1.2569 |
0.04947 |
109 |
85 |
20 |
4 |
1165 |
Either way, it appears she's losing her head. |
1.2569 |
0.04947 |
109 |
85 |
20 |
4 |
1166 |
Guillotine-resistant |
1.2569 |
0.04947 |
109 |
85 |
20 |
4 |
1167 |
She's a diamond in the ruff. |
1.2569 |
0.05279 |
109 |
87 |
16 |
6 |
1168 |
I hear that it's in reaction to her husband's codpiece. |
1.2569 |
0.05279 |
109 |
87 |
16 |
6 |
1169 |
Since her mother's death, Marie Antoinette's daughter has taken a more proactive approach to fashion. |
1.2569 |
0.05279 |
109 |
87 |
16 |
6 |
1170 |
It was highly recommended by her dog. |
1.2569 |
0.05116 |
109 |
86 |
18 |
5 |
1171 |
The doctor warned her about licking her wound. |
1.2569 |
0.05279 |
109 |
87 |
16 |
6 |
1172 |
She's the fringe party candidate |
1.2569 |
0.05116 |
109 |
86 |
18 |
5 |
1173 |
The airbag malfunctioned. |
1.2569 |
0.05592 |
109 |
89 |
12 |
8 |
1174 |
gesundheit |
1.2552 |
0.04567 |
145 |
116 |
21 |
8 |
1175 |
To reinforce that "no" means "no". |
1.2545 |
0.05236 |
110 |
88 |
16 |
6 |
1176 |
'I KNOW IT LOOKS REDICULOUS,... BUT,... SHE'S LOST 14 POUNDS!" |
1.2523 |
0.05327 |
107 |
86 |
15 |
6 |
1177 |
Tis to stave off the scratching. |
1.2523 |
0.04985 |
107 |
84 |
19 |
4 |
1178 |
Her nose runneth. |
1.2523 |
0.05159 |
107 |
85 |
17 |
5 |
1179 |
The vet said she should wear it a full two weeks. |
1.2523 |
0.05159 |
107 |
85 |
17 |
5 |
1180 |
If that doesn't shut her up, I don't know what will. |
1.2523 |
0.05802 |
107 |
89 |
9 |
9 |
1181 |
'Tis the rough outcome of a flax collar and the morning rain. |
1.2523 |
0.04805 |
107 |
83 |
21 |
3 |
1182 |
Must be ruff. |
1.2523 |
0.05490 |
107 |
87 |
13 |
7 |
1183 |
I like big ruffs; forsooth, I cannot lie. |
1.2523 |
0.05490 |
107 |
87 |
13 |
7 |
1184 |
Making collars great again! |
1.2523 |
0.05327 |
107 |
86 |
15 |
6 |
1185 |
Now let's see who eats cake. |
1.2523 |
0.05327 |
107 |
86 |
15 |
6 |
1186 |
It's for her own good. She wouldn't stop scratching herself. |
1.2523 |
0.05648 |
107 |
88 |
11 |
8 |
1187 |
Lady Charmin dresses well for her roll. |
1.2523 |
0.04985 |
107 |
84 |
19 |
4 |
1188 |
I'm told that they'll take it off once her nails grow back. |
1.2523 |
0.04985 |
107 |
84 |
19 |
4 |
1189 |
Methinks the Lady doth accessorize too much. |
1.2523 |
0.04985 |
107 |
84 |
19 |
4 |
1190 |
That must be some hickie. |
1.2523 |
0.05159 |
107 |
85 |
17 |
5 |
1191 |
She's just a slave to fashion. |
1.2523 |
0.05327 |
107 |
86 |
15 |
6 |
1192 |
It hides her scarlet letter. |
1.2523 |
0.04985 |
107 |
84 |
19 |
4 |
1193 |
It keeps Donald Trump at arm's length. |
1.2523 |
0.05159 |
107 |
85 |
17 |
5 |
1194 |
What goiter? |
1.2523 |
0.04985 |
107 |
84 |
19 |
4 |
1195 |
Well, if you’re looking for a woman that won’t talk your head off… |
1.2523 |
0.04985 |
107 |
84 |
19 |
4 |
1196 |
I think it was her husband's idea. |
1.2523 |
0.05327 |
107 |
86 |
15 |
6 |
1197 |
Brings a whole new meaning to muffin top. |
1.2523 |
0.05159 |
107 |
85 |
17 |
5 |
1198 |
'Tis the new black." |
1.2523 |
0.05159 |
107 |
85 |
17 |
5 |
1199 |
Carriage whiplash protection, it's all the rage. |
1.2523 |
0.05159 |
107 |
85 |
17 |
5 |
1200 |
There is such as thing as too much of a good thing. |
1.2523 |
0.05159 |
107 |
85 |
17 |
5 |
1201 |
She just got back from the vet. |
1.2523 |
0.05327 |
107 |
86 |
15 |
6 |
1202 |
She's a real catch but easily ruffled. |
1.2523 |
0.05490 |
107 |
87 |
13 |
7 |
1203 |
Her carriage was rear-ended. Whiplash. |
1.2523 |
0.05159 |
107 |
85 |
17 |
5 |
1204 |
Whiplash injury in the royal carriage |
1.2523 |
0.04805 |
107 |
83 |
21 |
3 |
1205 |
Usually, she's so calm and unruffled. |
1.2523 |
0.05159 |
107 |
85 |
17 |
5 |
1206 |
After hearing about Marie she never takes that thing off. |
1.2523 |
0.05159 |
107 |
85 |
17 |
5 |
1207 |
She's been a bit hot under the collar lately |
1.2523 |
0.04805 |
107 |
83 |
21 |
3 |
1208 |
Of course it doesn't make you look fat, dear." |
1.2523 |
0.05327 |
107 |
86 |
15 |
6 |
1209 |
The Duke is finding it difficult to get close to her. |
1.2523 |
0.04985 |
107 |
84 |
19 |
4 |
1210 |
I told her if she bought one more item of clothing, I'd wring her neck. |
1.2523 |
0.05159 |
107 |
85 |
17 |
5 |
1211 |
Ahh yes, the fetching Lady Scott of the House of Goiter. |
1.2523 |
0.05159 |
107 |
85 |
17 |
5 |
1212 |
Apparently, that's the new chastity ruff. |
1.2523 |
0.05490 |
107 |
87 |
13 |
7 |
1213 |
It was actually her husband's idea. |
1.2523 |
0.04985 |
107 |
84 |
19 |
4 |
1214 |
She fell in with a ruff crowd. |
1.2523 |
0.05490 |
107 |
87 |
13 |
7 |
1215 |
Her lawyer told her to wear that until her whiplash suit is settled. |
1.2523 |
0.05327 |
107 |
86 |
15 |
6 |
1216 |
I THINK THE FAIR MAIDEN IS HOT UNDER THE COLLAR... |
1.2523 |
0.05802 |
107 |
89 |
9 |
9 |
1217 |
I've never seen her smile |
1.2523 |
0.05327 |
107 |
86 |
15 |
6 |
1218 |
Apparently the Queen's 'turkey neck' is getting worse. |
1.2523 |
0.05327 |
107 |
86 |
15 |
6 |
1219 |
There will be no necking with her. |
1.2523 |
0.05327 |
107 |
86 |
15 |
6 |
1220 |
Me thinks, the Lady doth chewed her last fingernail. |
1.2523 |
0.05490 |
107 |
87 |
13 |
7 |
1221 |
All of a sudden all the women are wearing them, and who the devil is this Trump fellow? |
1.2523 |
0.05490 |
107 |
87 |
13 |
7 |
1222 |
The EU just doesn't get our traditions right. |
1.2523 |
0.05159 |
107 |
85 |
17 |
5 |
1223 |
Ye know that wench is covering up a royal hickey. |
1.2523 |
0.04985 |
107 |
84 |
19 |
4 |
1224 |
Its allergy season. |
1.2523 |
0.04985 |
107 |
84 |
19 |
4 |
1225 |
You should see what they did to her dog! |
1.2500 |
0.05444 |
108 |
88 |
13 |
7 |
1226 |
Our vet recommended it for her eating disorder. |
1.2500 |
0.05116 |
108 |
86 |
17 |
5 |
1227 |
I believe that is Madam Donut. |
1.2500 |
0.05116 |
108 |
86 |
17 |
5 |
1228 |
I'm told she's quite beautiful. |
1.2500 |
0.05116 |
108 |
86 |
17 |
5 |
1229 |
What did you say to get her so ruffled?! |
1.2500 |
0.05283 |
108 |
87 |
15 |
6 |
1230 |
When you think about it, there's no secret to how she's able to maintain a stiff upper lip. |
1.2500 |
0.04944 |
108 |
85 |
19 |
4 |
1231 |
Nice ass. |
1.2500 |
0.05444 |
108 |
88 |
13 |
7 |
1232 |
The sales girl told her it would shrink. |
1.2500 |
0.04766 |
108 |
84 |
21 |
3 |
1233 |
It's just until the stitches come out. |
1.2500 |
0.05116 |
108 |
86 |
17 |
5 |
1234 |
Chastity collar; it's all the rage. |
1.2500 |
0.04944 |
108 |
85 |
19 |
4 |
1235 |
What a drama queen! |
1.2500 |
0.05116 |
108 |
86 |
17 |
5 |
1236 |
I hear she likes it ruff. |
1.2477 |
0.05399 |
109 |
89 |
13 |
7 |
1237 |
She must be the headsman's wife. |
1.2477 |
0.05074 |
109 |
87 |
17 |
5 |
1238 |
I think it's from some new fashion designer in Paris they call "Michelin". |
1.2477 |
0.05239 |
109 |
88 |
15 |
6 |
1239 |
That should quiet things down. |
1.2476 |
0.05376 |
105 |
85 |
14 |
6 |
1240 |
Hickey, maybe? |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1241 |
It's necessary. She's a nasty woman. |
1.2453 |
0.05496 |
106 |
87 |
12 |
7 |
1242 |
Have you met her husband, Lord Gaga? |
1.2453 |
0.05330 |
106 |
86 |
14 |
6 |
1243 |
''She's from Green Bay.'' |
1.2453 |
0.05657 |
106 |
88 |
10 |
8 |
1244 |
Methinks she doth protest too much. |
1.2453 |
0.04982 |
106 |
84 |
18 |
4 |
1245 |
Have you met the Duchess Halitosis? |
1.2453 |
0.05159 |
106 |
85 |
16 |
5 |
1246 |
Looks like someone has designed an entire chastity system. |
1.2453 |
0.05330 |
106 |
86 |
14 |
6 |
1247 |
She's going to a private meeting with Donald Trump. |
1.2453 |
0.05330 |
106 |
86 |
14 |
6 |
1248 |
She's head and shoulders above the rest. |
1.2453 |
0.05330 |
106 |
86 |
14 |
6 |
1249 |
Now YOU try getting a kiss from her! |
1.2453 |
0.05496 |
106 |
87 |
12 |
7 |
1250 |
It's the latest diet trend. |
1.2453 |
0.05159 |
106 |
85 |
16 |
5 |
1251 |
She doesn't talk much. |
1.2453 |
0.04982 |
106 |
84 |
18 |
4 |
1252 |
Back to the drawing-board, Monsieur Guillotine. |
1.2453 |
0.05159 |
106 |
85 |
16 |
5 |
1253 |
She was always a little ruff around the edges |
1.2453 |
0.05330 |
106 |
86 |
14 |
6 |
1254 |
Rumor was, the chastity belt proved insuficient. |
1.2453 |
0.05496 |
106 |
87 |
12 |
7 |
1255 |
First a chastity belt. Now this??? |
1.2453 |
0.05159 |
106 |
85 |
16 |
5 |
1256 |
I understand her husband designed it. |
1.2453 |
0.05330 |
106 |
86 |
14 |
6 |
1257 |
She's easily ruffled. |
1.2453 |
0.04982 |
106 |
84 |
18 |
4 |
1258 |
I told you. When the going gets rough, the ruff get going. |
1.2453 |
0.05496 |
106 |
87 |
12 |
7 |
1259 |
Her predecessor was beheaded. |
1.2453 |
0.05330 |
106 |
86 |
14 |
6 |
1260 |
I've heard they're a huge letdown without a headphone jack. |
1.2453 |
0.05657 |
106 |
88 |
10 |
8 |
1261 |
Well if nothing else it may work as a speed bump, slow Henry down a bit! |
1.2453 |
0.04798 |
106 |
83 |
20 |
3 |
1262 |
Doubles as a spare. |
1.2453 |
0.04982 |
106 |
84 |
18 |
4 |
1263 |
Do you think she's exaggerating? |
1.2453 |
0.05657 |
106 |
88 |
10 |
8 |
1264 |
Another classic walk of shame. |
1.2453 |
0.05657 |
106 |
88 |
10 |
8 |
1265 |
She embellishes a lot. |
1.2453 |
0.05657 |
106 |
88 |
10 |
8 |
1266 |
It's Fashion Week again? |
1.2453 |
0.05330 |
106 |
86 |
14 |
6 |
1267 |
Boy, she's got it ruff. |
1.2453 |
0.05657 |
106 |
88 |
10 |
8 |
1268 |
Beneath her ruff exterior lie lips of the purest crimson. |
1.2453 |
0.05657 |
106 |
88 |
10 |
8 |
1269 |
It looks like a bad case of cholera. |
1.2453 |
0.05657 |
106 |
88 |
10 |
8 |
1270 |
I do believe that's Kim, of Kardashia. |
1.2453 |
0.05330 |
106 |
86 |
14 |
6 |
1271 |
It's from skymall. |
1.2453 |
0.04798 |
106 |
83 |
20 |
3 |
1272 |
Her carriage was T-boned. |
1.2453 |
0.05496 |
106 |
87 |
12 |
7 |
1273 |
It was designed by Prince Goodyear. |
1.2453 |
0.05330 |
106 |
86 |
14 |
6 |
1274 |
She's having her cake and eating it, too. |
1.2453 |
0.05330 |
106 |
86 |
14 |
6 |
1275 |
The shrew is tamed. |
1.2453 |
0.05330 |
106 |
86 |
14 |
6 |
1276 |
I've asked her about it but either she can't hear me or I can't hear her. |
1.2453 |
0.05159 |
106 |
85 |
16 |
5 |
1277 |
I call it an air filter. I want to patent it, because it will be worth a fortune if anybody ever invents the automobile. |
1.2453 |
0.04982 |
106 |
84 |
18 |
4 |
1278 |
They say size doesn't matter, and then they spring this on us. |
1.2453 |
0.05657 |
106 |
88 |
10 |
8 |
1279 |
She hired the best slip and fall guy in the village. |
1.2453 |
0.04982 |
106 |
84 |
18 |
4 |
1280 |
A little upper crust, I'd say. |
1.2453 |
0.04982 |
106 |
84 |
18 |
4 |
1281 |
It's either fashion week or a hickey. |
1.2453 |
0.04798 |
106 |
83 |
20 |
3 |
1282 |
She doth wear it to ward off Donald Trump's kisses |
1.2453 |
0.05496 |
106 |
87 |
12 |
7 |
1283 |
Do you think she noticed us? |
1.2453 |
0.04982 |
106 |
84 |
18 |
4 |
1284 |
You don't want to get her any more ruffled. |
1.2453 |
0.05159 |
106 |
85 |
16 |
5 |
1285 |
I heard she got it half off. |
1.2453 |
0.05159 |
106 |
85 |
16 |
5 |
1286 |
Apparently you can have your cake and eat it too... |
1.2453 |
0.05330 |
106 |
86 |
14 |
6 |
1287 |
At least she'll never need a napkin. |
1.2453 |
0.04798 |
106 |
83 |
20 |
3 |
1288 |
I hear Count Dracula is back in town. |
1.2453 |
0.05159 |
106 |
85 |
16 |
5 |
1289 |
Fashion week always brings out the weirdos. |
1.2453 |
0.05159 |
106 |
85 |
16 |
5 |
1290 |
It covers all of her chins. |
1.2453 |
0.04982 |
106 |
84 |
18 |
4 |
1291 |
I wonder what she looks like necked? |
1.2453 |
0.05496 |
106 |
87 |
12 |
7 |
1292 |
Maybe too much starch? |
1.2453 |
0.05330 |
106 |
86 |
14 |
6 |
1293 |
Not quite as effective as the chastity belt, but still pretty good. |
1.2453 |
0.04607 |
106 |
82 |
22 |
2 |
1294 |
Who do you suppose ruffled HER feathers? |
1.2453 |
0.05159 |
106 |
85 |
16 |
5 |
1295 |
She's Henry the VIII's latest interest. |
1.2453 |
0.05657 |
106 |
88 |
10 |
8 |
1296 |
After the fiasco with the Emperor's new clothes the Queen isn't taking any chances. |
1.2430 |
0.05116 |
107 |
86 |
16 |
5 |
1297 |
Let them wear cake. |
1.2430 |
0.05285 |
107 |
87 |
14 |
6 |
1298 |
Did she sound ruffled to you? |
1.2430 |
0.04940 |
107 |
85 |
18 |
4 |
1299 |
Ruff neighborhood? |
1.2430 |
0.04940 |
107 |
85 |
18 |
4 |
1300 |
She gets ruffled easily. |
1.2430 |
0.05285 |
107 |
87 |
14 |
6 |
1301 |
That's more than a statement, Bob. |
1.2430 |
0.05285 |
107 |
87 |
14 |
6 |
1302 |
Don't even ask if she wants to neck. |
1.2430 |
0.05449 |
107 |
88 |
12 |
7 |
1303 |
It's rumored that Henry the Eighth is going to ask her to marry him. |
1.2430 |
0.05116 |
107 |
86 |
16 |
5 |
1304 |
I believe she's doing it in solidarity with her dog. |
1.2430 |
0.04759 |
107 |
84 |
20 |
3 |
1305 |
Why didn't she get the big one? |
1.2407 |
0.04900 |
108 |
86 |
18 |
4 |
1306 |
I say these fads have gone too far, and I'm a perfectly healthy man with a cane. |
1.2404 |
0.05550 |
104 |
86 |
11 |
7 |
1307 |
For the sin of gluttony, she must wear the scarlet donut. |
1.2404 |
0.05715 |
104 |
87 |
9 |
8 |
1308 |
Princess Souffle was very quiet this evening. |
1.2404 |
0.05550 |
104 |
86 |
11 |
7 |
1309 |
I miss the plunging liplines from last year! |
1.2404 |
0.05715 |
104 |
87 |
9 |
8 |
1310 |
I honestly can't figure out if the problem is her pride or my prejudice. |
1.2404 |
0.04830 |
104 |
82 |
19 |
3 |
1311 |
They call it a prenup, m'lord. |
1.2404 |
0.05379 |
104 |
85 |
13 |
6 |
1312 |
She says nothing works quite so well at keeping the pounds off. |
1.2404 |
0.05020 |
104 |
83 |
17 |
4 |
1313 |
Do you think she can hear us? |
1.2404 |
0.05202 |
104 |
84 |
15 |
5 |
1314 |
The marriage vows will be interesting. |
1.2404 |
0.05202 |
104 |
84 |
15 |
5 |
1315 |
Well, it does hide her goiter! |
1.2404 |
0.05020 |
104 |
83 |
17 |
4 |
1316 |
She doesn't say much. |
1.2404 |
0.05379 |
104 |
85 |
13 |
6 |
1317 |
At least she didn't get a unicorn tattoo. |
1.2404 |
0.05202 |
104 |
84 |
15 |
5 |
1318 |
French, I think. |
1.2404 |
0.05020 |
104 |
83 |
17 |
4 |
1319 |
It's the latest for people with no filter. |
1.2404 |
0.04830 |
104 |
82 |
19 |
3 |
1320 |
Elizabeth's husband, the town veterinarian, helped her stop biting her nails. |
1.2404 |
0.05379 |
104 |
85 |
13 |
6 |
1321 |
The lady didst protest too much, methinks. |
1.2404 |
0.05202 |
104 |
84 |
15 |
5 |
1322 |
Whiplash. |
1.2404 |
0.05020 |
104 |
83 |
17 |
4 |
1323 |
It's the latest in Parisian fashion: Atelier Michelin. |
1.2404 |
0.05202 |
104 |
84 |
15 |
5 |
1324 |
methinks the lady did not protest enough |
1.2404 |
0.05020 |
104 |
83 |
17 |
4 |
1325 |
No, really—I spotted diamonds in her ruff. |
1.2404 |
0.05202 |
104 |
84 |
15 |
5 |
1326 |
It put a lid on the nail biting. |
1.2404 |
0.05202 |
104 |
84 |
15 |
5 |
1327 |
Where can I buy one for my wife? |
1.2404 |
0.04830 |
104 |
82 |
19 |
3 |
1328 |
I like big ruffs and I cannot lie. Thou, other brother, canst deny. |
1.2404 |
0.05379 |
104 |
85 |
13 |
6 |
1329 |
The queen is really worried about air pollution these days. |
1.2404 |
0.05020 |
104 |
83 |
17 |
4 |
1330 |
I guess Miss Muffet decided ' why just sit on it.' |
1.2404 |
0.04830 |
104 |
82 |
19 |
3 |
1331 |
She got ruffled at the town meeting this morning. |
1.2404 |
0.05379 |
104 |
85 |
13 |
6 |
1332 |
I think Anne Boleyn suspects something. |
1.2404 |
0.05202 |
104 |
84 |
15 |
5 |
1333 |
She's a Dunkin, correct? |
1.2404 |
0.05202 |
104 |
84 |
15 |
5 |
1334 |
If you look at the back label, you will see it says, 'not to be used as a flotation device.' |
1.2404 |
0.05379 |
104 |
85 |
13 |
6 |
1335 |
What can I say, Billy. I like big ruffs and I cannot lie. |
1.2404 |
0.05379 |
104 |
85 |
13 |
6 |
1336 |
She binge-read all of Jane Austen's novels |
1.2404 |
0.05550 |
104 |
86 |
11 |
7 |
1337 |
But your wife won't be able to tal... never mind, you're a genius. |
1.2404 |
0.05020 |
104 |
83 |
17 |
4 |
1338 |
She seems to think that thing is going to stop them from taking off her head. |
1.2404 |
0.05715 |
104 |
87 |
9 |
8 |
1339 |
Well, she wouldn't be my first choice... |
1.2404 |
0.05379 |
104 |
85 |
13 |
6 |
1340 |
I hear bureaucrats got involved. |
1.2404 |
0.05550 |
104 |
86 |
11 |
7 |
1341 |
They say she rules with an iron fist and a stiff neck. |
1.2404 |
0.05020 |
104 |
83 |
17 |
4 |
1342 |
However, it could have a canine application. |
1.2404 |
0.05020 |
104 |
83 |
17 |
4 |
1343 |
Lady Halitosis is up early this morning. |
1.2404 |
0.05379 |
104 |
85 |
13 |
6 |
1344 |
The pose is a ruse - she is most assuredly hot under the collar. |
1.2404 |
0.05202 |
104 |
84 |
15 |
5 |
1345 |
I hear she started wearing it after meeting Donald Trump. |
1.2404 |
0.05876 |
104 |
88 |
7 |
9 |
1346 |
Something's got her ruffled. |
1.2404 |
0.05550 |
104 |
86 |
11 |
7 |
1347 |
I think she's trying to make a statement. |
1.2404 |
0.05379 |
104 |
85 |
13 |
6 |
1348 |
Looks like Ms. Bounty finally married into the Cottonelle family. |
1.2404 |
0.05715 |
104 |
87 |
9 |
8 |
1349 |
She used to be above that sort of thing |
1.2404 |
0.05202 |
104 |
84 |
15 |
5 |
1350 |
It is the latest from the House of Michelin. |
1.2404 |
0.05202 |
104 |
84 |
15 |
5 |
1351 |
Breathtaking! |
1.2404 |
0.05020 |
104 |
83 |
17 |
4 |
1352 |
...and they say she's not easily ruffled. |
1.2404 |
0.05379 |
104 |
85 |
13 |
6 |
1353 |
It was a bad fashion statement in the 12th century and is still just as bad now in the 16th. |
1.2404 |
0.04830 |
104 |
82 |
19 |
3 |
1354 |
Fleas. |
1.2404 |
0.05379 |
104 |
85 |
13 |
6 |
1355 |
She is having a ruff day. |
1.2404 |
0.05202 |
104 |
84 |
15 |
5 |
1356 |
The hickey was less noticeable. |
1.2404 |
0.04830 |
104 |
82 |
19 |
3 |
1357 |
That was designed to show women that no one respects them more than we do. |
1.2404 |
0.05379 |
104 |
85 |
13 |
6 |
1358 |
The jeweled waistband is terribly gauche. |
1.2404 |
0.04830 |
104 |
82 |
19 |
3 |
1359 |
It's so last Fall. |
1.2404 |
0.05379 |
104 |
85 |
13 |
6 |
1360 |
Fashion Week. |
1.2404 |
0.05202 |
104 |
84 |
15 |
5 |
1361 |
The frog complained about her breath. |
1.2404 |
0.05202 |
104 |
84 |
15 |
5 |
1362 |
No, my type is just a little ruff around the edges. |
1.2404 |
0.05020 |
104 |
83 |
17 |
4 |
1363 |
She'll never need a facelift. |
1.2404 |
0.05202 |
104 |
84 |
15 |
5 |
1364 |
I know it's all the rage, but I still the prefer the mini-skirt over the maxi-ruffle. |
1.2404 |
0.05550 |
104 |
86 |
11 |
7 |
1365 |
The lord doesn't think a mere chastity belt will suffice. |
1.2404 |
0.05202 |
104 |
84 |
15 |
5 |
1366 |
She was a confidant of Anne Boleyn. |
1.2404 |
0.05020 |
104 |
83 |
17 |
4 |
1367 |
It's a combination ruffle and air filter. |
1.2404 |
0.05020 |
104 |
83 |
17 |
4 |
1368 |
Won't need to be replaced for another 50,000 miles. |
1.2404 |
0.04633 |
104 |
81 |
21 |
2 |
1369 |
I hear she's in the running for Henry's next queen. |
1.2404 |
0.04830 |
104 |
82 |
19 |
3 |
1370 |
It was the only way we could get her to stop licking that wound. |
1.2404 |
0.05202 |
104 |
84 |
15 |
5 |
1371 |
It is puzzling, but it has mother-in-law written all over it. |
1.2404 |
0.05020 |
104 |
83 |
17 |
4 |
1372 |
She was caught necking with her boyfriend. |
1.2404 |
0.05202 |
104 |
84 |
15 |
5 |
1373 |
Forget about her ruffles... it's her ridges that keep me up late at night! |
1.2404 |
0.05202 |
104 |
84 |
15 |
5 |
1374 |
The lady doth accessorize too much, me thinks. |
1.2404 |
0.05020 |
104 |
83 |
17 |
4 |
1375 |
I'm told it makes their butt seem smaller...... |
1.2404 |
0.05379 |
104 |
85 |
13 |
6 |
1376 |
Damn hipsters. |
1.2404 |
0.05202 |
104 |
84 |
15 |
5 |
1377 |
She says it's cheaper than a neck lift. |
1.2404 |
0.04633 |
104 |
81 |
21 |
2 |
1378 |
She's an amazing secretary, she invented the Rolodex. |
1.2404 |
0.05020 |
104 |
83 |
17 |
4 |
1379 |
I think it's called a Chia Collar. |
1.2404 |
0.05202 |
104 |
84 |
15 |
5 |
1380 |
It's all the rage. They're calling it the muffler. |
1.2404 |
0.04830 |
104 |
82 |
19 |
3 |
1381 |
Chastity collar. |
1.2404 |
0.05202 |
104 |
84 |
15 |
5 |
1382 |
I liketh big ruffs and I can not lie. |
1.2397 |
0.05252 |
121 |
101 |
11 |
9 |
1383 |
I told you so! Size does matter |
1.2381 |
0.05158 |
105 |
85 |
15 |
5 |
1384 |
I think she said 'Let them eat crepe.' |
1.2381 |
0.04789 |
105 |
83 |
19 |
3 |
1385 |
Her vet suggested it. |
1.2330 |
0.05380 |
103 |
85 |
12 |
6 |
1386 |
It's so last century. |
1.2330 |
0.04618 |
103 |
81 |
20 |
2 |
1387 |
Alas, a goiter. |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
1388 |
It's a chastity collar. |
1.2330 |
0.04618 |
103 |
81 |
20 |
2 |
1389 |
Why yes, that collar does complete the whole look. |
1.2330 |
0.04618 |
103 |
81 |
20 |
2 |
1390 |
She's from a super ruff neighbourhood. |
1.2330 |
0.05380 |
103 |
85 |
12 |
6 |
1391 |
Maybe it's to hide the hickies. |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
1392 |
Based on the number and size of ruffle rings, I'd say she's well over 40. |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
1393 |
Must be that her husband's out of town again. |
1.2330 |
0.04820 |
103 |
82 |
18 |
3 |
1394 |
She's going through a ruff patch. |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
1395 |
She always was self-conscious about her overbite. |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
1396 |
This way, she can have her cake and eat it too! |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
1397 |
She said something about her eyes 'being up here'. |
1.2330 |
0.05554 |
103 |
86 |
10 |
7 |
1398 |
Is that the new oral chasity belt |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
1399 |
It keeps her head straight on her backswing. |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
1400 |
It seems the princess has been speaking her mind again. |
1.2330 |
0.04618 |
103 |
81 |
20 |
2 |
1401 |
Methinks m'lady suffers a nasty hickey. |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
1402 |
Fluffy, yet not frivolous... |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
1403 |
You know what they say: "Ruff on the streets, Lady in the sheets" |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
1404 |
It's a Trump collar. |
1.2330 |
0.05380 |
103 |
85 |
12 |
6 |
1405 |
That is so last century. |
1.2330 |
0.04820 |
103 |
82 |
18 |
3 |
1406 |
I will say, she really pulls off frills with a no frills attitude. |
1.2330 |
0.04820 |
103 |
82 |
18 |
3 |
1407 |
I hear she likes ruff sex. |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
1408 |
When I dated her, she wore that thing a lot lower. |
1.2330 |
0.05554 |
103 |
86 |
10 |
7 |
1409 |
Apparently she's betrothed to King Henry VIII. |
1.2330 |
0.05887 |
103 |
88 |
6 |
9 |
1410 |
Just pick up the phone and collar. |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
1411 |
It's either a huge fashion statement or a huge goiter. |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
1412 |
Looks like she's been ruffed up pretty bad! |
1.2330 |
0.05380 |
103 |
85 |
12 |
6 |
1413 |
It's called a Trump mouth guard... it compliments the chastity belt. |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
1414 |
A most unfortunate typo in her neck tattoo. |
1.2330 |
0.04820 |
103 |
82 |
18 |
3 |
1415 |
It's a Trump protector. |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
1416 |
I thought she said, "Let them EAT cake." |
1.2330 |
0.05554 |
103 |
86 |
10 |
7 |
1417 |
i dunno... i think it's kinda sexy. |
1.2330 |
0.05554 |
103 |
86 |
10 |
7 |
1418 |
She kept gnawing at her corset. |
1.2330 |
0.05554 |
103 |
86 |
10 |
7 |
1419 |
At least she stopped biting... |
1.2330 |
0.04407 |
103 |
80 |
22 |
1 |
1420 |
Softens the axe blow. |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
1421 |
Trump must be in town. |
1.2330 |
0.05723 |
103 |
87 |
8 |
8 |
1422 |
The village vet suggested this will work better than the usual A. |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
1423 |
Rumor has it she just got a chin tuck. |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
1424 |
It looks like a puff piece to me. |
1.2330 |
0.05554 |
103 |
86 |
10 |
7 |
1425 |
Way too sexy for me! |
1.2330 |
0.04820 |
103 |
82 |
18 |
3 |
1426 |
It helps her remain centered. |
1.2330 |
0.04820 |
103 |
82 |
18 |
3 |
1427 |
'Yonder is the one who inspired Will's new sonnet: 'I doth like big ruffs/ I canst not be false...' |
1.2330 |
0.05380 |
103 |
85 |
12 |
6 |
1428 |
For licking in public she was tarred and reupholstered. |
1.2330 |
0.05380 |
103 |
85 |
12 |
6 |
1429 |
I'm not sure, I think she said "let them eat steak"? |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
1430 |
Why doesn't she just use a handkerchief? |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
1431 |
She says it's a "burkaruff" and I should mind my own business. |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
1432 |
These are ruff times, m'lord. |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
1433 |
We think it's Elizabeth, but we're not sure. |
1.2330 |
0.04820 |
103 |
82 |
18 |
3 |
1434 |
It's a flotation device, to be used only in the event of a witch trial. |
1.2330 |
0.04820 |
103 |
82 |
18 |
3 |
1435 |
Don't be fooled. She has NO filter. |
1.2330 |
0.04618 |
103 |
81 |
20 |
2 |
1436 |
Heads are about to roll. |
1.2330 |
0.04820 |
103 |
82 |
18 |
3 |
1437 |
I love her understated style. |
1.2330 |
0.05380 |
103 |
85 |
12 |
6 |
1438 |
She could use a little iodine in her diet. |
1.2330 |
0.05380 |
103 |
85 |
12 |
6 |
1439 |
It appears to be working, she does not scratch as much. |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
1440 |
She's terrified of vampires. |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
1441 |
They say she's been good about sticking to her diet. |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
1442 |
They say she has the most beautiful lower jaw in all the land. |
1.2330 |
0.04820 |
103 |
82 |
18 |
3 |
1443 |
She refused the chastity belt. |
1.2330 |
0.04820 |
103 |
82 |
18 |
3 |
1444 |
You should see my matching cod-piece. |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
1445 |
Cutting edge design at the Tower of London. |
1.2330 |
0.05554 |
103 |
86 |
10 |
7 |
1446 |
The surgeon put it on her to keep her from scratching her nose; it's called an Elizabethan collar. |
1.2330 |
0.05380 |
103 |
85 |
12 |
6 |
1447 |
She's married to the Michelin Man. |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
1448 |
Remember, she's not wearing it for our benefit. |
1.2330 |
0.04820 |
103 |
82 |
18 |
3 |
1449 |
'Tis the burden of "such a nasty woman." |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
1450 |
I get tired of her frillier-than-thou attitude. |
1.2330 |
0.04820 |
103 |
82 |
18 |
3 |
1451 |
Too much fabric softener again. |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
1452 |
It's so in your face. |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
1453 |
She's got an itch she can't scratch. |
1.2330 |
0.04820 |
103 |
82 |
18 |
3 |
1454 |
It prevents snoring as well as idle gossip. |
1.2330 |
0.04407 |
103 |
80 |
22 |
1 |
1455 |
She's been that way ever since Prince Trump grabbed her and kissed her. |
1.2330 |
0.05380 |
103 |
85 |
12 |
6 |
1456 |
Only a few more days until she gets her stitches out. |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
1457 |
You gotta be careful when you put those things in the wash. |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
1458 |
Methinks, it's an 'Anti-Trump Device.' |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
1459 |
She's got such a discreet smile. |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
1460 |
Call me crazy, but I find that very erotic. |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
1461 |
It's an original Oscar de la Yenta. |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
1462 |
Now that's a diet program that works! |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
1463 |
Hmm, doth her ruff match her dowry? |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
1464 |
Best we stop gawking at the lady and start looking for the missing carriage wheel. |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
1465 |
Looks like the sheriff finally collared her. |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
1466 |
It's so she can't lick the stitches |
1.2330 |
0.05380 |
103 |
85 |
12 |
6 |
1467 |
'Tis called an Infinity Ruff |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
1468 |
You were always interested in a well-rounded woman! |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
1469 |
She's dressing for the job she wants. |
1.2323 |
0.05712 |
99 |
83 |
9 |
7 |
1470 |
It's flu season. |
1.2308 |
0.05333 |
104 |
86 |
12 |
6 |
1471 |
It's the new chastity belt for compulsive kissers. |
1.2308 |
0.05155 |
104 |
85 |
14 |
5 |
1472 |
Before we judge, let's see what happens during Fashion Fortnight. |
1.2308 |
0.05155 |
104 |
85 |
14 |
5 |
1473 |
It's a fashion trend coming from the Tower of London collection |
1.2308 |
0.04970 |
104 |
84 |
16 |
4 |
1474 |
It's to counterbalance when she twerks. |
1.2308 |
0.05333 |
104 |
86 |
12 |
6 |
1475 |
There once was a lady from Bluff, Whose collar was a very large ruff, When ever she sneezed, She went to her knees, Then ran away in a huff! |
1.2308 |
0.04970 |
104 |
84 |
16 |
4 |
1476 |
I still think those chastity collars are a waste of money. |
1.2308 |
0.04779 |
104 |
83 |
18 |
3 |
1477 |
Before today I never realized how erotic chins were. |
1.2308 |
0.04970 |
104 |
84 |
16 |
4 |
1478 |
Elizabethan fashion can be so suffocating! |
1.2308 |
0.05155 |
104 |
85 |
14 |
5 |
1479 |
Temptress! |
1.2308 |
0.05505 |
104 |
87 |
10 |
7 |
1480 |
There were many more beheadings before this invention. |
1.2308 |
0.05155 |
104 |
85 |
14 |
5 |
1481 |
They say she's a diamond in the ruff. |
1.2300 |
0.05291 |
100 |
82 |
13 |
5 |
1482 |
She likes to have a buffer zone. |
1.2300 |
0.04462 |
100 |
78 |
21 |
1 |
1483 |
Ladies' clothing gets more revealing every year. |
1.2286 |
0.04928 |
105 |
85 |
16 |
4 |
1484 |
Marie Antoinette says that it will come in handy if the verdict doesn't go her way. |
1.2277 |
0.04642 |
101 |
80 |
19 |
2 |
1485 |
Not much into kissing, that one. |
1.2255 |
0.04808 |
102 |
82 |
17 |
3 |
1486 |
Terrible when she's ruffled. |
1.2255 |
0.04386 |
102 |
80 |
21 |
1 |
1487 |
She says it filters the air. |
1.2255 |
0.04808 |
102 |
82 |
17 |
3 |
1488 |
She started with just one row, but then things got competitive. |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1489 |
Saving Face |
1.2255 |
0.05196 |
102 |
84 |
13 |
5 |
1490 |
Remind me- Is it fashion week or comic con ? |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1491 |
Borrowed it the other day from Fred, swears that if the wife can't see her shoes, she doesn't need new shoes. |
1.2255 |
0.04602 |
102 |
81 |
19 |
2 |
1492 |
Everyone says she has a Rolodex to die for. |
1.2255 |
0.04602 |
102 |
81 |
19 |
2 |
1493 |
M'lady may have taken a vow of silence, but she has somehow managed to scream it to everyone in the village. |
1.2255 |
0.05196 |
102 |
84 |
13 |
5 |
1494 |
They call it an oral chastity belt? |
1.2255 |
0.05196 |
102 |
84 |
13 |
5 |
1495 |
It's an air filter -- she's worried about particulate matter |
1.2255 |
0.05557 |
102 |
86 |
9 |
7 |
1496 |
Really bad breath. |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1497 |
She got whiplash when her carriage was rear-ended. |
1.2255 |
0.04386 |
102 |
80 |
21 |
1 |
1498 |
It's a chastity neck |
1.2255 |
0.05557 |
102 |
86 |
9 |
7 |
1499 |
Silence never looked so good. |
1.2255 |
0.05196 |
102 |
84 |
13 |
5 |
1500 |
It's the fashionable solution to a runny nose. |
1.2255 |
0.04602 |
102 |
81 |
19 |
2 |
1501 |
And it gets more interesting when she takes the corset off |
1.2255 |
0.05729 |
102 |
87 |
7 |
8 |
1502 |
She must have been chewing on her foot |
1.2255 |
0.04808 |
102 |
82 |
17 |
3 |
1503 |
I heard that new style is a royal pain in the neck! |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1504 |
Allergies |
1.2255 |
0.04808 |
102 |
82 |
17 |
3 |
1505 |
Elizabeth says it is the only thing that keeps her on her diet. |
1.2255 |
0.04808 |
102 |
82 |
17 |
3 |
1506 |
She always did have an inflated sense of self. |
1.2255 |
0.05196 |
102 |
84 |
13 |
5 |
1507 |
I guess they make chastity collars too. |
1.2255 |
0.04602 |
102 |
81 |
19 |
2 |
1508 |
You think we should tell the queen that will not stop the axe. |
1.2255 |
0.04808 |
102 |
82 |
17 |
3 |
1509 |
Methinks less is more. |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1510 |
It's all the rage since King Henry's been on the prowl for a new wife. |
1.2255 |
0.05380 |
102 |
85 |
11 |
6 |
1511 |
One kiss and now that! |
1.2255 |
0.04808 |
102 |
82 |
17 |
3 |
1512 |
She's Boleyn's sister |
1.2255 |
0.04808 |
102 |
82 |
17 |
3 |
1513 |
I don't think she realized the tailor was only giving her a ruff estimate.... |
1.2255 |
0.05380 |
102 |
85 |
11 |
6 |
1514 |
It looks like the queen's goiter is acting up again. |
1.2255 |
0.05196 |
102 |
84 |
13 |
5 |
1515 |
She must have been complaining again |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1516 |
The lady doth no longer protest too much, methinks. |
1.2255 |
0.05729 |
102 |
87 |
7 |
8 |
1517 |
Methinks she is hiding a hickey. |
1.2255 |
0.04602 |
102 |
81 |
19 |
2 |
1518 |
Thus, I see that someone has, in fact, put a ring on it! |
1.2255 |
0.05196 |
102 |
84 |
13 |
5 |
1519 |
There goeth a diamond in the ruff. |
1.2255 |
0.05557 |
102 |
86 |
9 |
7 |
1520 |
She comes from a family of ruffnecks. |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1521 |
It keeps her from biting the stitches out. |
1.2255 |
0.05196 |
102 |
84 |
13 |
5 |
1522 |
She's playing 'Hard to Get again.' |
1.2255 |
0.05196 |
102 |
84 |
13 |
5 |
1523 |
I hear she's an introvert. |
1.2255 |
0.04808 |
102 |
82 |
17 |
3 |
1524 |
She doesn't like sneezing into her elbow. |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1525 |
Gesundheit! |
1.2255 |
0.05557 |
102 |
86 |
9 |
7 |
1526 |
Herr Drumpf tried to kiss her last week. |
1.2255 |
0.05557 |
102 |
86 |
9 |
7 |
1527 |
Wasn't her dog wearing that last week? |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1528 |
Keeps her from licking her wounds. |
1.2255 |
0.04808 |
102 |
82 |
17 |
3 |
1529 |
I can't put my finger on it, but there is something different about her. |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1530 |
Well, now we know where the extra toilet paper went to. |
1.2255 |
0.05380 |
102 |
85 |
11 |
6 |
1531 |
Very sensitive about her double chin. |
1.2255 |
0.04602 |
102 |
81 |
19 |
2 |
1532 |
Some like it ruff. |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1533 |
I heard she has a sharp tongue! |
1.2255 |
0.04808 |
102 |
82 |
17 |
3 |
1534 |
It must have been a ruff week. |
1.2255 |
0.05380 |
102 |
85 |
11 |
6 |
1535 |
I'm told that she has an audition for The Apprentice. |
1.2255 |
0.04808 |
102 |
82 |
17 |
3 |
1536 |
It's King Henry's idea. Keeps the neck warm and the mouth closed at the same time. |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1537 |
Oh man can you imagine the nape of that neck? |
1.2255 |
0.05196 |
102 |
84 |
13 |
5 |
1538 |
Look's like she's going to visit Sir Donald. |
1.2255 |
0.05557 |
102 |
86 |
9 |
7 |
1539 |
It's meant to keep her from scratching her ears. |
1.2255 |
0.04602 |
102 |
81 |
19 |
2 |
1540 |
Bad case of Ring Around the Collar! |
1.2255 |
0.05557 |
102 |
86 |
9 |
7 |
1541 |
Thats how we deal with nasty women. |
1.2255 |
0.05896 |
102 |
88 |
5 |
9 |
1542 |
She has taken high maintenance to the next level |
1.2255 |
0.05557 |
102 |
86 |
9 |
7 |
1543 |
She said muh muh muh muh. |
1.2255 |
0.05196 |
102 |
84 |
13 |
5 |
1544 |
It's a lot easier than plastic surgery. |
1.2255 |
0.05196 |
102 |
84 |
13 |
5 |
1545 |
She says its guillotine proof. I have my doubts. |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1546 |
It's Anne Boleyn. She's hoping it'll save her. |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1547 |
My dog had to wear one of those after his surgery. |
1.2255 |
0.05196 |
102 |
84 |
13 |
5 |
1548 |
"Utterly unapproachable". |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1549 |
Okay... so I tried to kiss her a few times... |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1550 |
She just loves the way this hides her double chin. |
1.2255 |
0.04602 |
102 |
81 |
19 |
2 |
1551 |
Seems she's having a ruff day |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1552 |
I hear she's trying very hard to entice Lord Michelin Man. |
1.2255 |
0.05196 |
102 |
84 |
13 |
5 |
1553 |
I guess you can never be too careful when meeting the Republican presidential candidate... |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1554 |
Alas, there goes a white-collar fashion crime. |
1.2255 |
0.05380 |
102 |
85 |
11 |
6 |
1555 |
Double chin, me thinks. |
1.2255 |
0.04602 |
102 |
81 |
19 |
2 |
1556 |
She's been wearing that ever since she beheaded her sister. |
1.2255 |
0.05380 |
102 |
85 |
11 |
6 |
1557 |
Braces. |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1558 |
She brings new meaning to "Ring around the collar." |
1.2255 |
0.05196 |
102 |
84 |
13 |
5 |
1559 |
You might score if you can avoid the ruff. |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1560 |
Fine, I'll break it to her, but you tell Teitelbaum we found his hat. |
1.2255 |
0.05557 |
102 |
86 |
9 |
7 |
1561 |
She's a serf to fashion. |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1562 |
Virgin Queen, indeed. |
1.2255 |
0.04808 |
102 |
82 |
17 |
3 |
1563 |
Sir Charles, did you give her a hickey again? |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1564 |
It's a loves me not period. |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1565 |
I like big ruffs, and I cannot lie |
1.2255 |
0.04602 |
102 |
81 |
19 |
2 |
1566 |
I'd love to feather her ruffles! |
1.2255 |
0.05196 |
102 |
84 |
13 |
5 |
1567 |
Do you think she's hiding something? |
1.2255 |
0.05380 |
102 |
85 |
11 |
6 |
1568 |
It's been recalled |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1569 |
I dated her once—but her fashion kept getting in the way. |
1.2255 |
0.04602 |
102 |
81 |
19 |
2 |
1570 |
I hear she will do anything to hide her double chin! |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1571 |
No one rocks the ruffle like Madame Gaga. |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1572 |
She finally found out what a Guillotine is. |
1.2255 |
0.05380 |
102 |
85 |
11 |
6 |
1573 |
That must be Rembrandt's wife. |
1.2255 |
0.04808 |
102 |
82 |
17 |
3 |
1574 |
Her father made a fortune selling industrial-sized coffee filters |
1.2255 |
0.05557 |
102 |
86 |
9 |
7 |
1575 |
She doesn't have syphilis, so she can wear whatever she wants. |
1.2255 |
0.05196 |
102 |
84 |
13 |
5 |
1576 |
It is the new Michelin diet. They say that the pounds just fall off. |
1.2255 |
0.05380 |
102 |
85 |
11 |
6 |
1577 |
It leaves nothing to the imagination. |
1.2255 |
0.04602 |
102 |
81 |
19 |
2 |
1578 |
Is it just me, or have bonnets gotten smaller this season? |
1.2255 |
0.05380 |
102 |
85 |
11 |
6 |
1579 |
Don't worry....if she rejects you, you'll bounce back. |
1.2255 |
0.04602 |
102 |
81 |
19 |
2 |
1580 |
She must be hiding one hell of an Adam's apple. |
1.2255 |
0.05557 |
102 |
86 |
9 |
7 |
1581 |
To repel kissers and grabbers. |
1.2255 |
0.05196 |
102 |
84 |
13 |
5 |
1582 |
Methinks the lady hath another hickey. |
1.2255 |
0.05729 |
102 |
87 |
7 |
8 |
1583 |
I just thought Lady Gaga of York was unapproachable before, but now... |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1584 |
Fashion Victim |
1.2255 |
0.05380 |
102 |
85 |
11 |
6 |
1585 |
It's modest and you can't get a noose around it. |
1.2255 |
0.05380 |
102 |
85 |
11 |
6 |
1586 |
They say the collar adds ten pounds. |
1.2255 |
0.04808 |
102 |
82 |
17 |
3 |
1587 |
Who says size doesn't matter. |
1.2255 |
0.05380 |
102 |
85 |
11 |
6 |
1588 |
It's still a ruff draft. |
1.2233 |
0.04348 |
103 |
81 |
21 |
1 |
1589 |
She hath been marked with the Scarlet Pineapple Ring for she dared maketh the Upside Down Cake. |
1.2233 |
0.05332 |
103 |
86 |
11 |
6 |
1590 |
It's turtleneck season. |
1.2233 |
0.05507 |
103 |
87 |
9 |
7 |
1591 |
King Henry is stuck with this one, since beheading is out of the question. |
1.2233 |
0.05150 |
103 |
85 |
13 |
5 |
1592 |
Don't get your hopes up, James. She has "Shakespeare" written all over her. |
1.2233 |
0.05332 |
103 |
86 |
11 |
6 |
1593 |
'Tis rumored she'll be Henry's sixth. |
1.2233 |
0.04962 |
103 |
84 |
15 |
4 |
1594 |
It's the new black. |
1.2233 |
0.04962 |
103 |
84 |
15 |
4 |
1595 |
Whiplash. |
1.2222 |
0.05087 |
99 |
81 |
14 |
4 |
1596 |
I just had a design idea for a lampshade. |
1.2222 |
0.04881 |
99 |
80 |
16 |
3 |
1597 |
Her dry cleaning bill must be a bitch. |
1.2222 |
0.05286 |
99 |
82 |
12 |
5 |
1598 |
She looks strangely unruffled. |
1.2222 |
0.05286 |
99 |
82 |
12 |
5 |
1599 |
I hear the bigger the collar, the louder they holler. |
1.2222 |
0.05286 |
99 |
82 |
12 |
5 |
1600 |
Looks like we did reinvent the wheel. |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1601 |
I once actually saw her neck. I almost lost my mind. |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1602 |
When you're famous you can grab them by the ruff |
1.2200 |
0.05427 |
100 |
84 |
10 |
6 |
1603 |
Now she can't bite her fingernails. |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1604 |
I believe that is known as a 'bustle in your hedgerow.' |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1605 |
I understand she's a member of the original Michelon family |
1.2200 |
0.05238 |
100 |
83 |
12 |
5 |
1606 |
I told her not to use the new fabric softener. |
1.2200 |
0.05238 |
100 |
83 |
12 |
5 |
1607 |
I know it looks awkward but at least it keeps her from scratching. |
1.2200 |
0.05238 |
100 |
83 |
12 |
5 |
1608 |
Lucy? She's not the type to stick her neck out. |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1609 |
They call it an air bag |
1.2200 |
0.05238 |
100 |
83 |
12 |
5 |
1610 |
The lady doth starch too much, me thinks. |
1.2200 |
0.04623 |
100 |
80 |
18 |
2 |
1611 |
Honestly, that is so last century.... |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1612 |
Strange, but I find it titillating. |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1613 |
It's the Trump effect. |
1.2200 |
0.05610 |
100 |
85 |
8 |
7 |
1614 |
She'd best not try it on a French beach. |
1.2200 |
0.05427 |
100 |
84 |
10 |
6 |
1615 |
The scarlet ruffle. |
1.2200 |
0.05238 |
100 |
83 |
12 |
5 |
1616 |
She's being punished for excessive selfies. |
1.2200 |
0.05238 |
100 |
83 |
12 |
5 |
1617 |
She's from Texas. |
1.2200 |
0.05238 |
100 |
83 |
12 |
5 |
1618 |
She never catches a cold. |
1.2200 |
0.04623 |
100 |
80 |
18 |
2 |
1619 |
It keeps her from licking her stitches. |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1620 |
Ruff around the edges, but she's actually a nice person underneath... |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1621 |
You just spin it when you have a cold. |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1622 |
Things must be getting ruff at the palace! |
1.2200 |
0.05427 |
100 |
84 |
10 |
6 |
1623 |
It's fashion week already ?! |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1624 |
I knowest not why Lady Hickey wears such a high collar |
1.2200 |
0.05427 |
100 |
84 |
10 |
6 |
1625 |
It's the new weight loss fad. |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1626 |
You should see the penalty HE got for necking. |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1627 |
I gotta get one of those for my dog. |
1.2200 |
0.05238 |
100 |
83 |
12 |
5 |
1628 |
Guess she's having a ruff day. |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1629 |
Fashion victim for sure. |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1630 |
I told you chokers be the next big thing. |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1631 |
Her mother died on the gallows. |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1632 |
You would never know she has a double chin. |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1633 |
Why pray tell? Massive hickeyth tis the rumor about yonder trollop-wench. |
1.2200 |
0.05610 |
100 |
85 |
8 |
7 |
1634 |
That’s as ruff as it gets. |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1635 |
Just returned from Fashion Week. |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1636 |
That's the new Elizabehemoth look. |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1637 |
Not!... 'a fashion statement!' It's an air filter. |
1.2200 |
0.04399 |
100 |
79 |
20 |
1 |
1638 |
Huge Packers fan. |
1.2200 |
0.05610 |
100 |
85 |
8 |
7 |
1639 |
Too much starch for my tastes. |
1.2200 |
0.04623 |
100 |
80 |
18 |
2 |
1640 |
She got it at Victoria's Secret |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1641 |
Kinda makes me regret complaining about the yoga pants craz |
1.2200 |
0.05238 |
100 |
83 |
12 |
5 |
1642 |
I think it's a punishment for having oral sex. |
1.2200 |
0.05427 |
100 |
84 |
10 |
6 |
1643 |
Just go up and grab her by the puffy. |
1.2200 |
0.05427 |
100 |
84 |
10 |
6 |
1644 |
Its a chastity belt for her mouth. |
1.2200 |
0.05610 |
100 |
85 |
8 |
7 |
1645 |
She's taken her suit against the ox cart driver up a notch. |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1646 |
Why yes, I do. That is Lady Gag Gag. |
1.2200 |
0.05238 |
100 |
83 |
12 |
5 |
1647 |
Check out those curves! |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1648 |
Yay, verily-- 'tis indeed YUGE. |
1.2200 |
0.05427 |
100 |
84 |
10 |
6 |
1649 |
Shakespeare's going to have a field day with this. |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1650 |
Can you imagine the intricacies of her chastity belt! |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1651 |
Fashionable way to hide your braces. |
1.2200 |
0.05238 |
100 |
83 |
12 |
5 |
1652 |
I asked Victoria, 'What's up with all the lace?', and she said, 'It's a secret'. |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1653 |
She heard Donald Trump was on his way. |
1.2200 |
0.05610 |
100 |
85 |
8 |
7 |
1654 |
It is a shame that our youth today have no sense of modesty. |
1.2200 |
0.05427 |
100 |
84 |
10 |
6 |
1655 |
Isn't she the one who works for Sir Duncan Donuts? |
1.2200 |
0.05238 |
100 |
83 |
12 |
5 |
1656 |
I told her it was the latest fashion in Paris. Our marriage has never been better. |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1657 |
Scene from Shakespeare's lesser known early play, Much Ado About Ruffing |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1658 |
She's reinvented the wheel. |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1659 |
That should keep her out of the stocks. |
1.2200 |
0.04399 |
100 |
79 |
20 |
1 |
1660 |
Wow! I wonder what her chastity belt looks like. |
1.2200 |
0.05610 |
100 |
85 |
8 |
7 |
1661 |
She's been wearing it since she shared a carriage with Sir Donald. |
1.2200 |
0.05427 |
100 |
84 |
10 |
6 |
1662 |
She's getting way too much ruffage. |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1663 |
Billy, I think she likes it ruff. |
1.2200 |
0.05238 |
100 |
83 |
12 |
5 |
1664 |
It keeps her from licking. |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1665 |
I see that she had the operation. |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1666 |
Allergies - it filters out the pollen. |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1667 |
I think we can rule out putting her in the pillory. |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1668 |
Bless her heart...Anne hasn't the faintest idea why Henry is trying to stretch her neck out. |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1669 |
Must be bad air quality in the castle. |
1.2200 |
0.05238 |
100 |
83 |
12 |
5 |
1670 |
The queen has been a little ruffled lately. |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1671 |
Careful, I hear she's a ruff-neck. |
1.2200 |
0.05238 |
100 |
83 |
12 |
5 |
1672 |
That's what happens when you want your cake and to eat it too. |
1.2200 |
0.05238 |
100 |
83 |
12 |
5 |
1673 |
She's truly unapproachable. |
1.2200 |
0.05610 |
100 |
85 |
8 |
7 |
1674 |
She is up to her nose in Haut couture. |
1.2200 |
0.04399 |
100 |
79 |
20 |
1 |
1675 |
Is it just me or has Lady Kardashian gone too far. |
1.2200 |
0.05427 |
100 |
84 |
10 |
6 |
1676 |
Another woman-hating designer is on the loose. |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1677 |
I hear the queen's composure is easily ruffled. |
1.2200 |
0.05238 |
100 |
83 |
12 |
5 |
1678 |
Ah yes, the ruffled muffler. |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1679 |
It's rumored that she has bad breath. |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1680 |
She is a little stuck up, but it's great to have her along if you get a flat tire. |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1681 |
She's the King's favorite at the moment, but its neck and neck |
1.2200 |
0.05610 |
100 |
85 |
8 |
7 |
1682 |
She’s trying to hide a hickey from Squire Donald. |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1683 |
I understand the concept of mystery, but there should be limits. |
1.2200 |
0.04623 |
100 |
80 |
18 |
2 |
1684 |
I think it's a radial |
1.2200 |
0.05610 |
100 |
85 |
8 |
7 |
1685 |
Anyone who tells her that that's supposed to go under her skirt is going to be beheaded. |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1686 |
Well, that's just frillvolous. |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1687 |
Too racy for this time of day! |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1688 |
My Lord, it will confuse Henry's axeman, and doubles as a Thames flotation device. |
1.2200 |
0.05238 |
100 |
83 |
12 |
5 |
1689 |
That is SOOOOO last year! |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1690 |
It's a chastity collar. |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1691 |
So she doesn't chew out her stitches. |
1.2200 |
0.05427 |
100 |
84 |
10 |
6 |
1692 |
High neck, low brow. |
1.2200 |
0.05610 |
100 |
85 |
8 |
7 |
1693 |
Helps keep her nose in the air. |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1694 |
Great for power naps on long flights. |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1695 |
That's nothing. You should see her hat collection! |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1696 |
Well, she doesn't get ruffled easily. |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1697 |
It seems cruel, but we can't have her biting the stitches. |
1.2200 |
0.05427 |
100 |
84 |
10 |
6 |
1698 |
Believe me, she would not be my first choice. |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1699 |
Methinks the shrew has been tamed. |
1.2200 |
0.04399 |
100 |
79 |
20 |
1 |
1700 |
Is she making fun of us? |
1.2200 |
0.05238 |
100 |
83 |
12 |
5 |
1701 |
No, I didn't say she was ugly. I said she was ruff from the neck up. |
1.2200 |
0.05427 |
100 |
84 |
10 |
6 |
1702 |
I think I know how to stop your lordship's dog from biting himself! |
1.2200 |
0.04623 |
100 |
80 |
18 |
2 |
1703 |
That's gotta be ruff. |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1704 |
It's how she keeps her head above water. |
1.2200 |
0.04623 |
100 |
80 |
18 |
2 |
1705 |
Extreme whiplash? |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1706 |
I thought she was hotter before augmentation. |
1.2200 |
0.05238 |
100 |
83 |
12 |
5 |
1707 |
Methinks the lady did protest too much. |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1708 |
She seems especially ruffled this mroning. |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1709 |
They call that style '50 shades of Lady Grey'. |
1.2200 |
0.05427 |
100 |
84 |
10 |
6 |
1710 |
She's had a ruff few days. |
1.2200 |
0.04623 |
100 |
80 |
18 |
2 |
1711 |
It's a HEPA filter for the plague. |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1712 |
Nay, you can have your cake and wear it too? |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1713 |
She just won't let you get close to her' |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1714 |
Apparently it's all the rage in Transylvania. |
1.2200 |
0.05427 |
100 |
84 |
10 |
6 |
1715 |
I hear she has a foul mouth. |
1.2200 |
0.05427 |
100 |
84 |
10 |
6 |
1716 |
She concealeth a great hickey methinks |
1.2200 |
0.05238 |
100 |
83 |
12 |
5 |
1717 |
Leave it to Elizabeth to turn a neck brace into high fashion. |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1718 |
Ugh! Another anti-guillotine wives lives matter activist! |
1.2200 |
0.05610 |
100 |
85 |
8 |
7 |
1719 |
She's been complaining about having a stiff neck. |
1.2200 |
0.05238 |
100 |
83 |
12 |
5 |
1720 |
Would it be anachronistic if I said it looked like an air filter for a '76 Plymouth? |
1.2200 |
0.05238 |
100 |
83 |
12 |
5 |
1721 |
She never should have jumped out of that cake. |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1722 |
So that's where my auto-vac filter went! |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1723 |
The lady's ruff doth protrude too much, methinks |
1.2188 |
0.05581 |
96 |
81 |
9 |
6 |
1724 |
Another hicky from the Duke. |
1.2178 |
0.04794 |
101 |
82 |
16 |
3 |
1725 |
Ladies like that go for ruff sex. |
1.2178 |
0.04996 |
101 |
83 |
14 |
4 |
1726 |
So sue me! My wife really loves Brie. |
1.2178 |
0.05378 |
101 |
85 |
10 |
6 |
1727 |
I quite agree, Sir Donald. Any wench who flaunts a ruff of that magnitude must be inviting men to fondle her nether parts. |
1.2178 |
0.04794 |
101 |
82 |
16 |
3 |
1728 |
Her outfit is breathtaking! |
1.2178 |
0.05190 |
101 |
84 |
12 |
5 |
1729 |
Still not enough punishment for that whole "Let them eat doughnuts" comment. |
1.2178 |
0.04996 |
101 |
83 |
14 |
4 |
1730 |
She was licking her armpits raw. |
1.2178 |
0.04996 |
101 |
83 |
14 |
4 |
1731 |
The bigger the ruff the harder they fall. |
1.2178 |
0.04582 |
101 |
81 |
18 |
2 |
1732 |
Someone took ‘high fashion’ a tad too literally. |
1.2178 |
0.04361 |
101 |
80 |
20 |
1 |
1733 |
She's off to an interview with Donald Trump. |
1.2178 |
0.05378 |
101 |
85 |
10 |
6 |
1734 |
If she were just a little more fashionable, we wouldn't have to look at her at all. |
1.2178 |
0.05559 |
101 |
86 |
8 |
7 |
1735 |
They say she hardly ever gets ruffled. |
1.2178 |
0.04582 |
101 |
81 |
18 |
2 |
1736 |
She's going through a ruff time. |
1.2178 |
0.04794 |
101 |
82 |
16 |
3 |
1737 |
She says she's ready to meet the executioner now. |
1.2178 |
0.04582 |
101 |
81 |
18 |
2 |
1738 |
Oh, that's Lady Baleen |
1.2178 |
0.05190 |
101 |
84 |
12 |
5 |
1739 |
What's she hiding in there? |
1.2178 |
0.04996 |
101 |
83 |
14 |
4 |
1740 |
I didn't think that "Let them eat cake" would become a fashion style. |
1.2178 |
0.05190 |
101 |
84 |
12 |
5 |
1741 |
Between you and me, it does make her neck look fat. |
1.2178 |
0.04794 |
101 |
82 |
16 |
3 |
1742 |
She's a bit full of herself. |
1.2178 |
0.04582 |
101 |
81 |
18 |
2 |
1743 |
Perhaps fashionable AND functional sums up the post-Boleyn look? |
1.2178 |
0.05190 |
101 |
84 |
12 |
5 |
1744 |
"See, you can have your cake and wear it too." Frank Ryning, San Francisco, CA |
1.2178 |
0.05559 |
101 |
86 |
8 |
7 |
1745 |
Her majesty's affordable health decree doth not include adequate whiplash coverage. |
1.2178 |
0.04582 |
101 |
81 |
18 |
2 |
1746 |
Don't ask. It's the result of a very complicated focus group discussion. |
1.2178 |
0.04996 |
101 |
83 |
14 |
4 |
1747 |
I asked her to go for a roll in the hay. |
1.2178 |
0.04996 |
101 |
83 |
14 |
4 |
1748 |
I'd heard that was a problem when those got wet. |
1.2178 |
0.05378 |
101 |
85 |
10 |
6 |
1749 |
It's an oral chastity belt. |
1.2178 |
0.04996 |
101 |
83 |
14 |
4 |
1750 |
Sometimes those Overstock items are not the bargain you'd hoped for. |
1.2157 |
0.04751 |
102 |
83 |
16 |
3 |
1751 |
Angela and I raised her to be a white collar worker. |
1.2143 |
0.05280 |
98 |
82 |
11 |
5 |
1752 |
She's having her cake, and eating it, too. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1753 |
You should see her shoes. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1754 |
She's had a ruff life. |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
1755 |
Don't expect her to stick her neck out for you. |
1.2143 |
0.04644 |
98 |
79 |
17 |
2 |
1756 |
I've heard it grows on you. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1757 |
Let her eat cake. |
1.2143 |
0.05475 |
98 |
83 |
9 |
6 |
1758 |
Ah yes, Lady Mellow of the Marsh. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1759 |
She's meeting Donald Trump for dinner. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1760 |
Ring around the collar |
1.2143 |
0.05280 |
98 |
82 |
11 |
5 |
1761 |
I hear she's looking for a no-frills man. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1762 |
Never marry a woman who won't stick her neck out. |
1.2143 |
0.05664 |
98 |
84 |
7 |
7 |
1763 |
Ugh, surrealism is so next century. |
1.2143 |
0.05280 |
98 |
82 |
11 |
5 |
1764 |
Methinks she did protest too much. |
1.2143 |
0.05475 |
98 |
83 |
9 |
6 |
1765 |
When the king said, "heads will roll", he really meant it. |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
1766 |
No wonder woman can't voice their opinions. |
1.2143 |
0.05664 |
98 |
84 |
7 |
7 |
1767 |
So that's where all my Reader's Digests went. |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
1768 |
Now I see why she doesn't use seat belts |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
1769 |
Her husband made his fortune in gristmills. |
1.2143 |
0.05475 |
98 |
83 |
9 |
6 |
1770 |
It's a reaction to Shakespeare trying to kiss her just because he's famous. |
1.2143 |
0.05280 |
98 |
82 |
11 |
5 |
1771 |
I hear she is married to Lord Gaga. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1772 |
The dentist says he can remove her braces in about two years. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1773 |
costly, yes; but it doth shut her up. |
1.2143 |
0.05664 |
98 |
84 |
7 |
7 |
1774 |
The vet claims it usually works for nose-scratching problems. |
1.2143 |
0.05475 |
98 |
83 |
9 |
6 |
1775 |
fashion victim |
1.2143 |
0.05280 |
98 |
82 |
11 |
5 |
1776 |
Wow! They really have made the Elizabethan collar great again. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1777 |
Tis a brilliant ploy to divert attention from her height |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
1778 |
It's just a placeholder until someone can invent seat belts and airbags. |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
1779 |
M'lady's looking rather ruff these days. |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
1780 |
I hear she's a compulsive nail biter. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1781 |
They say she's nineteen and never been kissed. |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
1782 |
It helps her keep a stiff upper lip! |
1.2143 |
0.04644 |
98 |
79 |
17 |
2 |
1783 |
Guillotine protection |
1.2143 |
0.04644 |
98 |
79 |
17 |
2 |
1784 |
She has taken a vowel of silence. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1785 |
Grab em by the ruff. You can do anything. |
1.2143 |
0.05664 |
98 |
84 |
7 |
7 |
1786 |
it's a Texas collar |
1.2143 |
0.05280 |
98 |
82 |
11 |
5 |
1787 |
It helps her avoid between-meal snacks. |
1.2143 |
0.04644 |
98 |
79 |
17 |
2 |
1788 |
Would you believe all you do is add water and POOF!! |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1789 |
It's just fashion week in Warwick. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1790 |
Voila! Marie Antoinette-proof is the latest fashion. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1791 |
Drat, no necking with Elizabeth this eve. |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
1792 |
She has her cake and is eating it too! |
1.2143 |
0.04644 |
98 |
79 |
17 |
2 |
1793 |
Elizabeth sounds a little muffled. |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
1794 |
She was rear-endeth. |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
1795 |
She is a real diamond in the ruff |
1.2143 |
0.05664 |
98 |
84 |
7 |
7 |
1796 |
I HEARD IT WAS A FOUR CARRIAGE REAR - ENDER. |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
1797 |
Her vet ran out of cones. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1798 |
Me liketh a big muff, I cannot lie... |
1.2143 |
0.05475 |
98 |
83 |
9 |
6 |
1799 |
He calls it a muffler, I believe. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1800 |
she doesn't get ruffled easily. |
1.2143 |
0.05847 |
98 |
85 |
5 |
8 |
1801 |
It's just until she heals. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1802 |
Methinks 'tis a chastity necklace |
1.2143 |
0.05475 |
98 |
83 |
9 |
6 |
1803 |
Methinhks the lady doth protest to muff. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1804 |
I just know it lowers her insurance payments. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1805 |
Who ruffled her feathers? |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1806 |
Verily, methinks the lady doth claim whiplash too much. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1807 |
It's fashion week again ? |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
1808 |
I think she's just been spayed ! |
1.2143 |
0.04412 |
98 |
78 |
19 |
1 |
1809 |
It's the only way to keep her from chewing off her corset stays. |
1.2143 |
0.04644 |
98 |
79 |
17 |
2 |
1810 |
She grew weary of men telling her to smile. |
1.2143 |
0.05475 |
98 |
83 |
9 |
6 |
1811 |
Methinks it's an improvement from the pantsuit. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1812 |
It keeps her from scratching. |
1.2143 |
0.05280 |
98 |
82 |
11 |
5 |
1813 |
Rumor has it that she’s really from Texas. |
1.2143 |
0.05664 |
98 |
84 |
7 |
7 |
1814 |
Michelin is hoping to be remembered as a trendsetter. |
1.2143 |
0.05475 |
98 |
83 |
9 |
6 |
1815 |
Methinks she did protest too much. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1816 |
The lady doth protest too much, me thinks. |
1.2143 |
0.05280 |
98 |
82 |
11 |
5 |
1817 |
Maybe we should bring back the scarlet letter. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1818 |
Methinks the empress's new clothes are only slightly less absurd than the emperor's. |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
1819 |
I believe she is the cake makers daughter! |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1820 |
Very sensitive about her chin. |
1.2143 |
0.04644 |
98 |
79 |
17 |
2 |
1821 |
The way she melds fashion and domestic protest is simply breathtaking. |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
1822 |
The king's offered her to the man who can remove her collar without hurting her nose! |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
1823 |
My my--aren't we hot under the collar? |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
1824 |
It keeps her from picking her nose |
1.2143 |
0.05664 |
98 |
84 |
7 |
7 |
1825 |
Sofia is too easily ruffled. |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
1826 |
Styles have changed since I started running up and kissing them. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1827 |
Well that's one way to stay out of the stockades. |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
1828 |
Clearly the lady doth shop at Costco. |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
1829 |
She told me she wasn't happy with her lipstick this morning. |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
1830 |
I thought the collar was outrageous, but then I got a look at the bustle! |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1831 |
She's easily ruffled. |
1.2143 |
0.05280 |
98 |
82 |
11 |
5 |
1832 |
I hear she's easily ruffled. |
1.2143 |
0.05280 |
98 |
82 |
11 |
5 |
1833 |
Don't bother the Queen. Looks like she had a really ruff day. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1834 |
She was the only one not nodding off during Will's latest play. |
1.2143 |
0.04412 |
98 |
78 |
19 |
1 |
1835 |
She is interning for Lord Clinton and her parents are no dummies. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1836 |
I hear she likes ruff sex. |
1.2143 |
0.05280 |
98 |
82 |
11 |
5 |
1837 |
So much for 'Off with her head.' |
1.2143 |
0.04644 |
98 |
79 |
17 |
2 |
1838 |
I do say, how she survived that wagon mishap is beyond me. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1839 |
She's just back from London Fashion Week. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1840 |
At least it matches her socks. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1841 |
And I thought nothing could shut her up... |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
1842 |
"She is so 17th century"! |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
1843 |
That won't save her from Madame Guillotine. |
1.2143 |
0.05475 |
98 |
83 |
9 |
6 |
1844 |
She's never been kissed. |
1.2143 |
0.05280 |
98 |
82 |
11 |
5 |
1845 |
Dont knock it,she's lost 6 pounds in one week.Better than the mutton tea diet! |
1.2143 |
0.05280 |
98 |
82 |
11 |
5 |
1846 |
Too much yeast. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1847 |
Look Baxter! She made away with an entire layer of cake from the royal wedding! |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1848 |
She doth couture too much! |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1849 |
She's King Henry VIII's next Queen! |
1.2136 |
0.05281 |
103 |
87 |
10 |
6 |
1850 |
One more layer would have done it. |
1.2121 |
0.04602 |
99 |
80 |
17 |
2 |
1851 |
The royal eunuch dressmaker is quite a vengeful chap. |
1.2121 |
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5 |
1852 |
She didst protest too much |
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9 |
6 |
1853 |
That's to prevent unwanted hugs |
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4 |
1854 |
The princess still has a lot to learn about accessorizing.. |
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1 |
1855 |
I think Princess Goodyear's new look might catch on. |
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5 |
1856 |
She feels bad about her neck. |
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4 |
1857 |
It helps to keep her vow of silence. |
1.2121 |
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2 |
1858 |
She was in a terrible carriage accident! |
1.2121 |
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9 |
6 |
1859 |
When I said more ruffles, I meant chips. |
1.2121 |
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3 |
1860 |
She would not be allowed near the beach in France wearing that. |
1.2121 |
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5 |
1861 |
That was cheaper than surgery for her goiter and double chin... |
1.2121 |
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11 |
5 |
1862 |
They sayest she had no filter. |
1.2121 |
0.05030 |
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13 |
4 |
1863 |
Turkey neck? What turkey neck? |
1.2121 |
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4 |
1864 |
Sleepwalking isn't her main problem. |
1.2121 |
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4 |
1865 |
I like the muffling effect. |
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3 |
1866 |
It was designed by Mary Queen of Scots. |
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11 |
5 |
1867 |
Ring around the collar? |
1.2121 |
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13 |
4 |
1868 |
The Renaissance is so hot right now. |
1.2121 |
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11 |
5 |
1869 |
That fair maiden is the Duchess of Hickey. |
1.2121 |
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84 |
9 |
6 |
1870 |
Wow! Lizzy got implants! |
1.2121 |
0.05424 |
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84 |
9 |
6 |
1871 |
It's a shame really... two more inches of neck and she'd be a supermodel. |
1.2121 |
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5 |
1872 |
Poor dear. but she sleep walks and was constantly walking into things. |
1.2121 |
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17 |
2 |
1873 |
They say it was goiter, but of the most noble variety. |
1.2121 |
0.05231 |
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11 |
5 |
1874 |
She requested breathable fabric. |
1.2121 |
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17 |
2 |
1875 |
It'll keep her from pulling out the stitches. |
1.2121 |
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5 |
1876 |
Her surgeon says it'll keep her from licking. |
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9 |
6 |
1877 |
She gets the Shakespeare Channel. |
1.2121 |
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15 |
3 |
1878 |
She is a diamond in the ruff. |
1.2121 |
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11 |
5 |
1879 |
It keeps her from scratching. |
1.2121 |
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82 |
13 |
4 |
1880 |
They won't let her eat cake. |
1.2121 |
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13 |
4 |
1881 |
I hear she's had work done. |
1.2121 |
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81 |
15 |
3 |
1882 |
Somebody teased her about having a double chin. |
1.2121 |
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80 |
17 |
2 |
1883 |
Get thee to a tailor! |
1.2121 |
0.05611 |
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85 |
7 |
7 |
1884 |
Did you hear? She's suing Lars for whiplash! |
1.2121 |
0.05424 |
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84 |
9 |
6 |
1885 |
She was a former Miss Kingdom, and then His Majesty noticed that she developed a double chin. |
1.2121 |
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15 |
3 |
1886 |
It could be a long day for the headsman. |
1.2121 |
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4 |
1887 |
She said she doesn't feel safe anymore since the airbag recall. |
1.2121 |
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13 |
4 |
1888 |
The stomach stapling didn't work so this is her last resort. |
1.2121 |
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17 |
2 |
1889 |
I told her that a tuffet is for sitting but she has to be different. |
1.2121 |
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82 |
13 |
4 |
1890 |
Thy lady is so hiding a hickey. |
1.2121 |
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9 |
6 |
1891 |
Too much yeast. |
1.2121 |
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11 |
5 |
1892 |
Ruff night? |
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2 |
1893 |
She did always have an inflated opinion of herself. |
1.2121 |
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5 |
1894 |
But, alas, not safe from Lord Donald. |
1.2121 |
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9 |
6 |
1895 |
Apparently that is how she keeps a stiff upper lip. |
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17 |
2 |
1896 |
Patience. Three hundred years from now, Freud will explain the whole thing. |
1.2121 |
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11 |
5 |
1897 |
After St. Crispin's Day!? Egads. |
1.2121 |
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82 |
13 |
4 |
1898 |
I believe it has something to do with the dirty London air. |
1.2121 |
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1 |
1899 |
She was warned not to go swimming with that on. |
1.2121 |
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13 |
4 |
1900 |
I think she's let fashion go to her head. |
1.2121 |
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11 |
5 |
1901 |
Hickies |
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7 |
7 |
1902 |
You should see her try and eat soup. |
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13 |
4 |
1903 |
I heard they spent the whole night necking. |
1.2121 |
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85 |
7 |
7 |
1904 |
When you're a burgemeester, they let you just walk up and grab 'em by the ruff. |
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85 |
7 |
7 |
1905 |
M'Lord, I don't believe she was amused by the hickey. |
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81 |
15 |
3 |
1906 |
I think it's called the oil filter dress |
1.2121 |
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13 |
4 |
1907 |
She doesn't say much but she's very nice. |
1.2121 |
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83 |
11 |
5 |
1908 |
I hear it was made by Michelin. |
1.2121 |
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1 |
1909 |
She calls it a personal chastity moat. |
1.2121 |
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81 |
15 |
3 |
1910 |
First came the mysterious sponge necklace...then came the rains. |
1.2121 |
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9 |
6 |
1911 |
She's self-conscious about her neck, chin and mouth. |
1.2121 |
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83 |
11 |
5 |
1912 |
Nasty woman. I hear she was condemned for jumping out of a cake. |
1.2121 |
0.05424 |
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84 |
9 |
6 |
1913 |
She's allergic to almost everything. |
1.2121 |
0.05231 |
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83 |
11 |
5 |
1914 |
I can't understand anything this younger generation says these days. |
1.2121 |
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81 |
15 |
3 |
1915 |
Yes James, we can trust her to keep quiet. |
1.2121 |
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80 |
17 |
2 |
1916 |
She broke through the glass ceiling. |
1.2121 |
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83 |
11 |
5 |
1917 |
I hear she's a diamond in the ruff. |
1.2121 |
0.05030 |
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82 |
13 |
4 |
1918 |
She’s not just a fashion plate, she’s a table setting. |
1.2121 |
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80 |
17 |
2 |
1919 |
I hear it's to keep her from biting.... |
1.2121 |
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11 |
5 |
1920 |
Apparently, she hath been talking the King's ear off. |
1.2121 |
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15 |
3 |
1921 |
She's a little stiff necked for my taste. |
1.2121 |
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11 |
5 |
1922 |
I think she's a little too sensitive about her double chin? |
1.2121 |
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83 |
11 |
5 |
1923 |
She sneezes and then it rotates an inch. |
1.2121 |
0.05424 |
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84 |
9 |
6 |
1924 |
She tells me it was easier when all she had to do was sew on a scarlet letter"A". |
1.2121 |
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15 |
3 |
1925 |
It puts a damper on our romantic life but at least she can't bite my head off. |
1.2121 |
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15 |
3 |
1926 |
I don't know, she seems like a pain in the neck. |
1.2121 |
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81 |
15 |
3 |
1927 |
Don't ask if it's her 'spare tire' |
1.2121 |
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80 |
17 |
2 |
1928 |
She really doesn't enjoy necking. |
1.2121 |
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81 |
15 |
3 |
1929 |
Fashion really is its own stockade. |
1.2121 |
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13 |
4 |
1930 |
I heard she's got a beard under there. |
1.2121 |
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13 |
4 |
1931 |
All that just to cover a hickey? |
1.2121 |
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11 |
5 |
1932 |
She speaks no evil. |
1.2121 |
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81 |
15 |
3 |
1933 |
It's an airbag for the guillotine. |
1.2121 |
0.04602 |
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80 |
17 |
2 |
1934 |
Lord Drumf must be paying a visit. |
1.2121 |
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15 |
3 |
1935 |
She must have just been de-clawed. |
1.2121 |
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9 |
6 |
1936 |
Forsooth, she doth ruffle my feathers and tickle my fancy. |
1.2121 |
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84 |
9 |
6 |
1937 |
She must be having a ruff day. |
1.2121 |
0.05030 |
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82 |
13 |
4 |
1938 |
It keeps the King away. |
1.2121 |
0.05231 |
99 |
83 |
11 |
5 |
1939 |
It's Lady Lovelace's chastity collar. |
1.2121 |
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81 |
15 |
3 |
1940 |
And she hasn't even finished inflating it. |
1.2121 |
0.04821 |
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81 |
15 |
3 |
1941 |
Anne Boleyne could have avoided the gillotine with that! |
1.2121 |
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79 |
19 |
1 |
1942 |
I'd like to see the guillotine get through that! |
1.2121 |
0.05030 |
99 |
82 |
13 |
4 |
1943 |
Perhaps I used too much starch |
1.2121 |
0.04821 |
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81 |
15 |
3 |
1944 |
I do believe her husband may be on to something. |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
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84 |
13 |
4 |
1945 |
We are clearly living in ruff times. |
1.2062 |
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16 |
2 |
1946 |
Chap, How large of a hicky did you give the poor girl? |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
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80 |
14 |
3 |
1947 |
And methought the chastity belt a bother. |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
1948 |
I always said she was a bit stuffy. |
1.2062 |
0.04620 |
97 |
79 |
16 |
2 |
1949 |
Just another day keeping up with Lady Kardashian. |
1.2062 |
0.04620 |
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79 |
16 |
2 |
1950 |
I heard her parents weren't happy with her new tattoo. |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
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81 |
12 |
4 |
1951 |
Her father invented the straw. |
1.2062 |
0.05471 |
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83 |
8 |
6 |
1952 |
I begged her not to buy it in every color. |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
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81 |
12 |
4 |
1953 |
She got rear-ended by a goat cart. |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
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80 |
14 |
3 |
1954 |
Well it's better than that cone she used to wear. |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
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80 |
14 |
3 |
1955 |
I get the distinct impression she doesn't have a high need for intimacy. |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
1956 |
She's having her cake and eating it, too. |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
1957 |
Nay, nay, thinketh not upon her. She be not a fun date. |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
1958 |
It's been a rough year for her. |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
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81 |
12 |
4 |
1959 |
Yes, but she gets so easily ruffled. |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
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81 |
12 |
4 |
1960 |
They say she's lost eighteen pound in a week. |
1.2062 |
0.04620 |
97 |
79 |
16 |
2 |
1961 |
There's a new chiropractor in town. |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
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82 |
10 |
5 |
1962 |
She's preparing for Sir Donald's visit. |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
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80 |
14 |
3 |
1963 |
Rear ended, they say, by His Majesty's most formidable carriage. |
1.2062 |
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97 |
79 |
16 |
2 |
1964 |
Enough, we get it--winter is coming |
1.2062 |
0.04620 |
97 |
79 |
16 |
2 |
1965 |
Nasty double chin. |
1.2062 |
0.04620 |
97 |
79 |
16 |
2 |
1966 |
She hates hugging. |
1.2062 |
0.04620 |
97 |
79 |
16 |
2 |
1967 |
Poor wench, she must be going through a ruff patch. |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
1968 |
I get it that she's known as a visionary. But why does she keep saying this will eliminate the need for airbags? |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
97 |
81 |
12 |
4 |
1969 |
I believe it's a walking angel food cake. |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
1970 |
....but it sure sounds like a harmonica. |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
1971 |
When they said Lady Violet was a diamond in the ruff, they really meant it. |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
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82 |
10 |
5 |
1972 |
That alone has changed the way people speak English forever. |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
97 |
81 |
12 |
4 |
1973 |
That must be some hickey! |
1.2062 |
0.04620 |
97 |
79 |
16 |
2 |
1974 |
You'd think that the Count would accompany Mrs. Dracula just once on her daily walks. |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
1975 |
Do you think she'd be frilled to meet us? |
1.2062 |
0.04620 |
97 |
79 |
16 |
2 |
1976 |
It will.stop her licking her wounds |
1.2062 |
0.05471 |
97 |
83 |
8 |
6 |
1977 |
We recalled the carriages with airbags, now it seems our latest prototype doesn't work that well either. |
1.2062 |
0.04620 |
97 |
79 |
16 |
2 |
1978 |
I told her not to order the extra-large. |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
97 |
81 |
12 |
4 |
1979 |
She must be American. |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
97 |
81 |
12 |
4 |
1980 |
You should see her dog's. |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
1981 |
Egads, the Scarlet Muff ! |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
1982 |
Do you think we've taken this hipster thing a bit to far? |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
97 |
81 |
12 |
4 |
1983 |
You just KNOW she's smirking at me. |
1.2062 |
0.04129 |
97 |
77 |
20 |
0 |
1984 |
Get ready to witness pride coming before a fall. |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
97 |
81 |
12 |
4 |
1985 |
That's the latest; It's called the Trump-proof collar. |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
97 |
81 |
12 |
4 |
1986 |
Trump must be visiting again. |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
97 |
81 |
12 |
4 |
1987 |
She's practices oral celibacy. |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
1988 |
She's terribly afraid of vampires. |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
1989 |
I can't get my dog to stop . . . Wait a minute. |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
1990 |
It's her entry for the Great British Bakeoff |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
1991 |
It was designed specifically for Marie Antoinette. |
1.2062 |
0.04620 |
97 |
79 |
16 |
2 |
1992 |
It's one of those high fashion plague filters |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
1993 |
And they make fun of our puffy shirts! |
1.2062 |
0.04620 |
97 |
79 |
16 |
2 |
1994 |
I'm told it's the Trump bumper, to fend off unwelcome advances. |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
1995 |
I told her she was overdoing the fabric stiffener. |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
1996 |
With one motion it becomes a chastity belt! |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
97 |
81 |
12 |
4 |
1997 |
She wanted to have her cake and eat it too. |
1.2062 |
0.05471 |
97 |
83 |
8 |
6 |
1998 |
It's Kleenex. The flu's no fun at a Renaissance Festival. |
1.2062 |
0.05471 |
97 |
83 |
8 |
6 |
1999 |
She claims it helps her sleep better on long stagecoach rides. |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
2000 |
As it turns out, you apparently CAN have your cake and eat it too... |
1.2062 |
0.04620 |
97 |
79 |
16 |
2 |
2001 |
Our village is trending anti-cleavage. |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
2002 |
Interestingly, she and her husband are both happier this way. |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
97 |
81 |
12 |
4 |
2003 |
It's amazing the lengths a woman will go to disguise a double chin. |
1.2062 |
0.04620 |
97 |
79 |
16 |
2 |
2004 |
She's a little ruff around the edges. |
1.2062 |
0.04381 |
97 |
78 |
18 |
1 |
2005 |
Why, I ponder, doth my wonder grow fonder as yonder blonder launder doth asunder wander? |
1.2062 |
0.05664 |
97 |
84 |
6 |
7 |
2006 |
It was a choice between shackles for her hands or a muffler for her mouth. |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
2007 |
Yes...and that's why they call her bunt cake Mary. |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
97 |
81 |
12 |
4 |
2008 |
Methinks that kissing her wouldst be ruff. |
1.2062 |
0.04620 |
97 |
79 |
16 |
2 |
2009 |
Her father is a wheelwright. |
1.2062 |
0.04620 |
97 |
79 |
16 |
2 |
2010 |
I think she's hiding a hickey. |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
2011 |
I don't know...maybe a bad breath filter? |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
2012 |
It's called the Chastity Collar, but I think the idea needs some finessing. |
1.2062 |
0.04381 |
97 |
78 |
18 |
1 |
2013 |
She's one of those white-collar elites. |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
97 |
81 |
12 |
4 |
2014 |
She's going through a ruff patch. |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
2015 |
Brace yourself, winter is coming. |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
2016 |
Fleas. |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
2017 |
She kept licking the scratch. |
1.2062 |
0.05471 |
97 |
83 |
8 |
6 |
2018 |
Her barrister doth say her whiplash be quite severe. |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
97 |
81 |
12 |
4 |
2019 |
The first one who says, 'Let her eat cake' gets beheaded! |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
2020 |
I hear the designer was inspired by this year's political debates. |
1.2062 |
0.05471 |
97 |
83 |
8 |
6 |
2021 |
That's the worst ring around the collar I've ever seen! |
1.2062 |
0.05471 |
97 |
83 |
8 |
6 |
2022 |
She claims it's a serious horse and buggy whiplash injury. |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
2023 |
She's doing everything she can to stay away from carbohydrates. |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
97 |
81 |
12 |
4 |
2024 |
It's flu season in Williamsburg. |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
97 |
81 |
12 |
4 |
2025 |
She leads a ruff life. |
1.2062 |
0.04381 |
97 |
78 |
18 |
1 |
2026 |
It keeps her from scratching her ears. |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
2027 |
I have always said size doth matter |
1.2062 |
0.04620 |
97 |
79 |
16 |
2 |
2028 |
It's protection just in case Henry says 'Off with her head!' |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
2029 |
We had to do something to stop her from gnawing at her stitches. |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
2030 |
She says it's all the rage in Transylvania. |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
2031 |
She's lucky. The king only collared her. |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
97 |
81 |
12 |
4 |
2032 |
I think it's a promise ring. |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
2033 |
She's ruff around the edges. |
1.2062 |
0.04620 |
97 |
79 |
16 |
2 |
2034 |
Ring around the collar, ring around the collar. |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
97 |
81 |
12 |
4 |
2035 |
The chastity belt has upped its ante. |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
97 |
81 |
12 |
4 |
2036 |
She's sitting for her Rembrandt portrait today. |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
97 |
81 |
12 |
4 |
2037 |
It's also a neck pillow. |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
2038 |
Somebody's overcompensating. |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
2039 |
I dare say! Thy fair maiden hath worn it better than Lady Gaga! |
1.2062 |
0.05471 |
97 |
83 |
8 |
6 |
2040 |
Methinks Kate would rather not! |
1.2062 |
0.05471 |
97 |
83 |
8 |
6 |
2041 |
Doth the fair Lady Anne attempt to conceal a royal love bite? |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
97 |
81 |
12 |
4 |
2042 |
She's ruffing it. |
1.2062 |
0.05664 |
97 |
84 |
6 |
7 |
2043 |
She's such a nasty woman |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
2044 |
"She thinks it's slimming". |
1.2062 |
0.04620 |
97 |
79 |
16 |
2 |
2045 |
It's the latest fashion...called the Bigly. |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
97 |
81 |
12 |
4 |
2046 |
Yes, it's the Nasty Woman collar. |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
2047 |
Call her a prude, and she gets all ruffled. |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
2048 |
I heard she's designing a bustle. |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
2049 |
I'd do anything to see what she's got under those ruffles.... |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
2050 |
It must be ruff being queen. |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
97 |
81 |
12 |
4 |
2051 |
It's the Queen's new megamuff -- it staves off chills, discourages overeating, and keeps the King at arm's length. |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
2052 |
It's getting harder and harder to kiss them. |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
2053 |
Me think the lady doth play very hard to get. |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
97 |
81 |
12 |
4 |
2054 |
That must be the new chastity collar. |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
2055 |
King Henry wants to get rid of her, but the headsman says there's no way. |
1.2041 |
0.04577 |
98 |
80 |
16 |
2 |
2056 |
It's a guillotine safety device. What do you think, will it really work? |
1.2041 |
0.04577 |
98 |
80 |
16 |
2 |
2057 |
When we were dating, we agreed to skip first base. |
1.2041 |
0.05016 |
98 |
82 |
12 |
4 |
2058 |
There are consequences for being a nasty woman. |
1.2041 |
0.05419 |
98 |
84 |
8 |
6 |
2059 |
Me thinks she be not loose. |
1.2041 |
0.05016 |
98 |
82 |
12 |
4 |
2060 |
You have to admire her stiff upper lip. |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
2061 |
A fear of vampires, is the reason, I'm told. |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
2062 |
'The King threatened to behead her." |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
2063 |
She needs to go easy on the yeast. |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
2064 |
Someone is trying to get Shakespeare's attention |
1.2041 |
0.04342 |
98 |
79 |
18 |
1 |
2065 |
It deflects unwanted kisses from propertied men. |
1.2041 |
0.05222 |
98 |
83 |
10 |
5 |
2066 |
She asked for something that would take her breath away. |
1.2041 |
0.04342 |
98 |
79 |
18 |
1 |
2067 |
she hates her new braces |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
2068 |
I say, she gets ruffled rather easily. |
1.2041 |
0.04577 |
98 |
80 |
16 |
2 |
2069 |
As if corsets don't make it difficult enough to breathe already. |
1.2041 |
0.04577 |
98 |
80 |
16 |
2 |
2070 |
She said, she likes it during the flu season... |
1.2041 |
0.04577 |
98 |
80 |
16 |
2 |
2071 |
It's never been worn before but her attorney said it could triple her settlement. |
1.2041 |
0.05222 |
98 |
83 |
10 |
5 |
2072 |
Without a well regulated fashion Militia, social order is doomed. |
1.2041 |
0.05222 |
98 |
83 |
10 |
5 |
2073 |
She says it's a pillow for long carriage rides. |
1.2041 |
0.04577 |
98 |
80 |
16 |
2 |
2074 |
Mayhaps because it hast a slimming effect. |
1.2041 |
0.04577 |
98 |
80 |
16 |
2 |
2075 |
It is obviously a heavily muffled cry for help. |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
2076 |
Looks like a bad case of whiplash |
1.2041 |
0.04342 |
98 |
79 |
18 |
1 |
2077 |
In our age, not practical I say. But in the age of the red eye from Seattle, you will see its day has come. |
1.2041 |
0.04577 |
98 |
80 |
16 |
2 |
2078 |
It's like a chastity belt for her mouth |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
2079 |
Would you believe my dog's "cone of shame" started this new fashion trend? |
1.2041 |
0.05222 |
98 |
83 |
10 |
5 |
2080 |
She supersized it! |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
2081 |
I designed it to protect her from the guillotine. |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
2082 |
She's trying to make her dog feel better about his surgery cone. |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
2083 |
I'd say she's certainly more than just a little ruff around the edges! |
1.2041 |
0.05016 |
98 |
82 |
12 |
4 |
2084 |
Someone call the fashion constable. |
1.2041 |
0.05222 |
98 |
83 |
10 |
5 |
2085 |
It doubles as an air filter for her sinus infection. |
1.2041 |
0.05016 |
98 |
82 |
12 |
4 |
2086 |
Don't mind her; she's from France. |
1.2041 |
0.05419 |
98 |
84 |
8 |
6 |
2087 |
Ruff life. |
1.2041 |
0.05016 |
98 |
82 |
12 |
4 |
2088 |
She takes Ruffing it to a whole new level |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
2089 |
Oh, she will be very popular when dysentery hits the village. |
1.2041 |
0.05016 |
98 |
82 |
12 |
4 |
2090 |
she is self conscious of her double chins. |
1.2041 |
0.05016 |
98 |
82 |
12 |
4 |
2091 |
That's one way to shut her up |
1.2041 |
0.05222 |
98 |
83 |
10 |
5 |
2092 |
She'll have it on for 6 to 8 weeks. Texting while driving a horse and buggy is quite dangerous. |
1.2041 |
0.05222 |
98 |
83 |
10 |
5 |
2093 |
Costco? |
1.2020 |
0.04969 |
99 |
83 |
12 |
4 |
2094 |
Do you think the role is going to her head |
1.2020 |
0.04969 |
99 |
83 |
12 |
4 |
2095 |
She claims it has changed her from a mezzo to a coloratura. |
1.2020 |
0.04969 |
99 |
83 |
12 |
4 |
2096 |
She heard that Lord Trump has been grabbing ladies by the pussy bow collar. |
1.2020 |
0.05368 |
99 |
85 |
8 |
6 |
2097 |
I've never seen anyone who loves brie more! |
1.2020 |
0.04536 |
99 |
81 |
16 |
2 |
2098 |
Well, we won't be wasting any Tic Tacs on that! |
1.2020 |
0.05368 |
99 |
85 |
8 |
6 |
2099 |
She doth hail from Ottoman. |
1.2020 |
0.05368 |
99 |
85 |
8 |
6 |
2100 |
I don't know why, but looking at her makes me hungry for a big bag of potato chips... |
1.2000 |
0.05097 |
95 |
80 |
11 |
4 |
2101 |
She wouldn't stop chewing the sutures on her leg. |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2102 |
There goes the ol' millstone and chain... |
1.2000 |
0.05312 |
95 |
81 |
9 |
5 |
2103 |
Bloody Hell Man. If you see something, say something. |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2104 |
They had to put that collar on her because she kept chewing on her toe. |
1.2000 |
0.05519 |
95 |
82 |
7 |
6 |
2105 |
I hear that they're now banned on the Riviera. |
1.2000 |
0.05312 |
95 |
81 |
9 |
5 |
2106 |
I hope this is just another fad. |
1.2000 |
0.04637 |
95 |
78 |
15 |
2 |
2107 |
Vanity, thy name is woman. Hey, that's good, I should write that down. |
1.2000 |
0.04637 |
95 |
78 |
15 |
2 |
2108 |
Looks like Catherine Howard learned something from King Henry's previous five wives. |
1.2000 |
0.05519 |
95 |
82 |
7 |
6 |
2109 |
Wherefore doth m'lady weareth the cone of shame? |
1.2000 |
0.04637 |
95 |
78 |
15 |
2 |
2110 |
Not made for snuggling, no. But smuggling... |
1.2000 |
0.05312 |
95 |
81 |
9 |
5 |
2111 |
She's quite the catch. P235/75R15's are hard to come by these days. |
1.2000 |
0.04637 |
95 |
78 |
15 |
2 |
2112 |
They are all the rage, it seems, the giant air filter. |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2113 |
I think it's cholera. |
1.2000 |
0.05097 |
95 |
80 |
11 |
4 |
2114 |
You should see her flourishes. |
1.2000 |
0.04389 |
95 |
77 |
17 |
1 |
2115 |
It's actually an angel food cake. |
1.2000 |
0.05519 |
95 |
82 |
7 |
6 |
2116 |
She says that it is the only way she can sleep on long coach rides. |
1.2000 |
0.05097 |
95 |
80 |
11 |
4 |
2117 |
It's a bit formal for just going to the bakery, isn't it? |
1.2000 |
0.04637 |
95 |
78 |
15 |
2 |
2118 |
It was the only way to get her to stop licking her butt. |
1.2000 |
0.05312 |
95 |
81 |
9 |
5 |
2119 |
It slowly grows on you. |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2120 |
It helps keep her nose up. |
1.2000 |
0.05097 |
95 |
80 |
11 |
4 |
2121 |
Methinks t'is Lady Kardasian. |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2122 |
The Farmer's Almanac predicts a cold winter. |
1.2000 |
0.05097 |
95 |
80 |
11 |
4 |
2123 |
It offers ultrafiltration when traipsing through the misty moors. |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2124 |
She is Jane, Jane of Goodyear |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2125 |
Now that I see the alternative, I think I prefer her scarlet A. |
1.2000 |
0.04637 |
95 |
78 |
15 |
2 |
2126 |
She's always been sensitive about her facial hair. |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2127 |
Collar?! I don't even know her! |
1.2000 |
0.04637 |
95 |
78 |
15 |
2 |
2128 |
I guess she landed in the ruff.... |
1.2000 |
0.05312 |
95 |
81 |
9 |
5 |
2129 |
It makes life easier for Lady Narcolepsy |
1.2000 |
0.04637 |
95 |
78 |
15 |
2 |
2130 |
There’s nothing so becomes a woman as modest stillness and humidity. |
1.2000 |
0.05312 |
95 |
81 |
9 |
5 |
2131 |
'She broke all ten commendents!' |
1.2000 |
0.05519 |
95 |
82 |
7 |
6 |
2132 |
That way she can have her cake and eat it too. |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2133 |
Anne Boleyn's estate owns the patent |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2134 |
We must have been in her blind spot. |
1.2000 |
0.04389 |
95 |
77 |
17 |
1 |
2135 |
Forget it. I heard she only entertains gentleman collars. |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2136 |
They say she has lips like Jagger. |
1.2000 |
0.05519 |
95 |
82 |
7 |
6 |
2137 |
Her father caught her french kissing. |
1.2000 |
0.05097 |
95 |
80 |
11 |
4 |
2138 |
She has an unfortunate chin. |
1.2000 |
0.04637 |
95 |
78 |
15 |
2 |
2139 |
Methinks 'twill be a bitter cold winter. |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2140 |
I heard the Apothecary ran out of mouthwash. |
1.2000 |
0.04389 |
95 |
77 |
17 |
1 |
2141 |
I heard the “Princess” has a humongous Adam’s apple. |
1.2000 |
0.04637 |
95 |
78 |
15 |
2 |
2142 |
The lady doth protest thy hickies too much, methinks. |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2143 |
I say, young William Bush, I once forced a kiss upon that fair maiden over there. You can best believe I left her with the sweet memory of my power and a hint of tic-tacs as well. Why she dresses like that, I know not. Sad. |
1.2000 |
0.05312 |
95 |
81 |
9 |
5 |
2144 |
She has whiplash and went to see Dr. Versace. |
1.2000 |
0.05519 |
95 |
82 |
7 |
6 |
2145 |
I hear she likes it ruff. |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2146 |
I told her to stay out of the rain with it. |
1.2000 |
0.04637 |
95 |
78 |
15 |
2 |
2147 |
She's clearly just going through a ruff patch. |
1.2000 |
0.05097 |
95 |
80 |
11 |
4 |
2148 |
Pay attention! When women start wearing those, it means next winter's going to be a cold one. |
1.2000 |
0.05097 |
95 |
80 |
11 |
4 |
2149 |
Women! Making things bigger to catch a man's eye. |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2150 |
Dude, did you see her bare forehead? Outrageous! |
1.2000 |
0.04637 |
95 |
78 |
15 |
2 |
2151 |
Krispy Queen |
1.2000 |
0.05097 |
95 |
80 |
11 |
4 |
2152 |
It's for BREXIT whiplash. |
1.2000 |
0.05312 |
95 |
81 |
9 |
5 |
2153 |
It's a variation of the chastity belt. |
1.2000 |
0.05312 |
95 |
81 |
9 |
5 |
2154 |
Well, this way she can sleep standing up. |
1.2000 |
0.04637 |
95 |
78 |
15 |
2 |
2155 |
All that to cover a pimple? |
1.2000 |
0.04637 |
95 |
78 |
15 |
2 |
2156 |
It apparently satisfies chastity, tidiness and safe-deposit needs. |
1.2000 |
0.05097 |
95 |
80 |
11 |
4 |
2157 |
She looks so hot. |
1.2000 |
0.05097 |
95 |
80 |
11 |
4 |
2158 |
I dare say, old bean, I do fear your 3D printer has run seriously amuck. |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2159 |
Say what you will, I'm going to bet against this wife being hanged. |
1.2000 |
0.04637 |
95 |
78 |
15 |
2 |
2160 |
The court orthodontist calls it braces. |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2161 |
If women wanted the vote, we would hear them asking for it. |
1.2000 |
0.05097 |
95 |
80 |
11 |
4 |
2162 |
Her personal injury attorney is also a graduate of Ringling Brothers Clown College. |
1.1979 |
0.05261 |
96 |
82 |
9 |
5 |
2163 |
There's the lady visiting from the American Colonies. I dare say they do like things big over there, don't they. |
1.1979 |
0.04826 |
96 |
80 |
13 |
3 |
2164 |
Me thinks the lady doth protested one time too much |
1.1979 |
0.05048 |
96 |
81 |
11 |
4 |
2165 |
That may well be thee most egregious fashion faux pas since the urban sombrero |
1.1979 |
0.05465 |
96 |
83 |
7 |
6 |
2166 |
I am told it was designed by a chap named Hickey. |
1.1979 |
0.04826 |
96 |
80 |
13 |
3 |
2167 |
It was the only way to make my lady stop biting her stitches. |
1.1959 |
0.04780 |
97 |
81 |
13 |
3 |
2168 |
Show off. |
1.1959 |
0.05000 |
97 |
82 |
11 |
4 |
2169 |
She's trying to avoid the guillotine! |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2170 |
She's not one to kiss and tell. |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2171 |
It's really a cronut. |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2172 |
She sure ruffles easily! |
1.1915 |
0.04351 |
94 |
77 |
16 |
1 |
2173 |
It's the new fad diet. |
1.1915 |
0.05300 |
94 |
81 |
8 |
5 |
2174 |
Did she just call me a fompf? |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2175 |
The ruffkini swimsuit! Scandalous! |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2176 |
It looks big, but it's mostly just air. |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2177 |
It's the latest style: the ruffle muffle. |
1.1915 |
0.05300 |
94 |
81 |
8 |
5 |
2178 |
She started wearing it just before she passed the witch-dunking test. |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2179 |
They're big in Europe. |
1.1915 |
0.04351 |
94 |
77 |
16 |
1 |
2180 |
Remember? It's fashion week. |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2181 |
Hideous birthmark, or double chin? |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2182 |
Well, she did tell them to eat cake. |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2183 |
They say Her Royal Highness had it up to here! |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2184 |
The Queen is mute. Long live the Queen. |
1.1915 |
0.05300 |
94 |
81 |
8 |
5 |
2185 |
Hush money. |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2186 |
It turns out her new dressmaker gave up a lucrative and successful career as a veterinarian. |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2187 |
Now THAT'S ruff. |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2188 |
Id like to grab her by the poofy. |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2189 |
Her ladies fashioned it to save face. |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2190 |
It's the only way they could get her to stop picking her nose. |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2191 |
Trust me: She doesn't go in for necking. |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2192 |
Oh, she gives you that come hither look but no one can get to her." |
1.1915 |
0.05300 |
94 |
81 |
8 |
5 |
2193 |
Check it out Charlie! I think she likes you! |
1.1915 |
0.05300 |
94 |
81 |
8 |
5 |
2194 |
Apparently she has a business meeting with a Mister Trump |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2195 |
I want her to make a statement, I just don't want anyone to hear it. |
1.1915 |
0.04351 |
94 |
77 |
16 |
1 |
2196 |
They are calling it "The Trump Effect". |
1.1915 |
0.05511 |
94 |
82 |
6 |
6 |
2197 |
We've been giving each other the silent treatment. |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2198 |
Ring around the collar, methinks. |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2199 |
The King calls it a filter. |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2200 |
It keeps her from licking her ass! |
1.1915 |
0.05511 |
94 |
82 |
6 |
6 |
2201 |
Does the King really think that will quiet her down? |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2202 |
She's had a ruff life, William. |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2203 |
My therapist suggested it, too... |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2204 |
She'll have to keep that on until the stitches come out |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2205 |
She swears it's the only way to travel stagecoach. |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2206 |
Actually, all evidence suggests a non-airborne plague. |
1.1915 |
0.04351 |
94 |
77 |
16 |
1 |
2207 |
One can always hope to find a diamond in the ruff. |
1.1915 |
0.05300 |
94 |
81 |
8 |
5 |
2208 |
After her dream about Marie Antoinette, she had this designed. |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2209 |
Who, pray tell, is Elizabeth's tailor? |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2210 |
It's becoming a ruff neighborhood. |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2211 |
I agree it's pretty extreme, but she doesn't scratch anymore. |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2212 |
I do prefer the forms of torture where they're not allowed to stroll about. |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2213 |
. . . and thus, I invented the Nag Elizabethan Collar to soothe my wearied ears. |
1.1915 |
0.05300 |
94 |
81 |
8 |
5 |
2214 |
Things keep getting ruffer. |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2215 |
I don't think it's a trend that's going to catch on. |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2216 |
The 'guillotine-collar' offers both style and saturation. |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2217 |
She shops at Cosco |
1.1915 |
0.05300 |
94 |
81 |
8 |
5 |
2218 |
I've heard she likes a bit of ruff. |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2219 |
Man, that's ruff. |
1.1915 |
0.05300 |
94 |
81 |
8 |
5 |
2220 |
I just do not see it catching on. |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2221 |
She likes it ruff. |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2222 |
She hates the kiss hello. |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2223 |
Ye royal hickey is well concealed. |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2224 |
Must be one heck of a hickey. |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2225 |
Methinks Lady Melania doth consort with the evil Lord Huuge. |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2226 |
Pray tell! Was that Lady Narcolepsy? |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2227 |
It's a reaction to overstuffed codpieces. |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2228 |
That's odd. When her husband left she was unruffled. |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2229 |
She's got to be Henry's last wife. |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2230 |
I hear that Montague boy left quite the mark on her neck." |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2231 |
She calls it the Trump repellent. |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2232 |
You should see her prudish sister. |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2233 |
It is a but much even if it isn't over the top. |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2234 |
It seems as they get bigger, the marriages last longer. |
1.1915 |
0.05511 |
94 |
82 |
6 |
6 |
2235 |
Aye, she'll have the sense to come in from the rain next time! |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2236 |
It's the new portable pillory with optional muffler. |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2237 |
Methinks the lady doth add too much water. |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2238 |
She's the local cake decorator. |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2239 |
Must be a hell of a hickey. |
1.1915 |
0.05300 |
94 |
81 |
8 |
5 |
2240 |
Extra hickey defence |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2241 |
The Queen said, "Let them eat cake," and my wife took her seriously. |
1.1915 |
0.05300 |
94 |
81 |
8 |
5 |
2242 |
She appears to be growing into it. |
1.1915 |
0.04351 |
94 |
77 |
16 |
1 |
2243 |
Methinks she goeth through a ruff time. |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2244 |
I don't think it's real, though. |
1.1915 |
0.05300 |
94 |
81 |
8 |
5 |
2245 |
She wouldn't stop practicing the flute! |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2246 |
Well old boy, I heard she had a stiff upper lip. |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2247 |
With the latest fashions women are showing more and more skin. |
1.1915 |
0.05300 |
94 |
81 |
8 |
5 |
2248 |
There goes Martha hiding a double chin, skinny neck and beard. Doesn't she know how ridiculous it makes her look? |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2249 |
Milady's having a ruff time. |
1.1915 |
0.04351 |
94 |
77 |
16 |
1 |
2250 |
That's ruff. |
1.1915 |
0.05300 |
94 |
81 |
8 |
5 |
2251 |
Your Kleenex patent may need a little tweaking. |
1.1915 |
0.05300 |
94 |
81 |
8 |
5 |
2252 |
I say, she's more than a little ruff around the edges these days. |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2253 |
This will keep her quiet until the next fad. |
1.1915 |
0.05300 |
94 |
81 |
8 |
5 |
2254 |
Thinks she's better than the Queen of England... |
1.1915 |
0.05511 |
94 |
82 |
6 |
6 |
2255 |
Well, no one can kiss and tell! |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2256 |
Look out for that one, she likes to play ruff. |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2257 |
She fell through her tuffet! |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2258 |
It looks like she's up to her neck in trouble. |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2259 |
Methinks the lady doth protested too much. |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2260 |
It's to keep her from scratching her ears. |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2261 |
What exactly did she mean by 'mmff mmff mmff'? |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2262 |
It's a kissing guard. |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2263 |
It came with her life insurance policy. |
1.1915 |
0.04351 |
94 |
77 |
16 |
1 |
2264 |
Elitist. |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2265 |
M'lady really likes it ruff. |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2266 |
I don’t think she’s quite clear about how ‘cholera’ is transmitted. |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2267 |
It's hard for a woman with a small ruffle to a be a 10. |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2268 |
And yet, her demeanor is quite unruffled! |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2269 |
The King grew tired of her nagging. |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2270 |
Princess Chia? |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2271 |
She's a Yorkshire football fan. It's a Cheeseneck! |
1.1915 |
0.05715 |
94 |
83 |
4 |
7 |
2272 |
We must find the genius who figured out how to muzzle a woman with her consent. |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2273 |
I wonder if she wears it to bed ? |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2274 |
I can't remember the last time I saw her smile. |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2275 |
Behold! Those ankles! |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2276 |
She's in the doughnut hole. |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2277 |
All collar no jewels |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2278 |
What happens in Rufford, Lancashire stays in Rufford Lancashire! |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2279 |
So much for "anything worth doing is worth over doing". |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2280 |
She looks nothing like her Tinder portrait. |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2281 |
The King decreed that nasty women should filter their comments. |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2282 |
I guess that's one way to cover up a hickey. |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2283 |
She likes it because it looks good. I like it because she cannot speak! |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2284 |
She's too stiff-necked for me. |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2285 |
Ugh. Hipsters. Am I right? |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2286 |
I hear she's having a ruff time. |
1.1915 |
0.05511 |
94 |
82 |
6 |
6 |
2287 |
Do you think she heard us? |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2288 |
She certainly takes the cake. |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2289 |
Isn't she breathless. |
1.1915 |
0.04351 |
94 |
77 |
16 |
1 |
2290 |
Her Majesty realizes that King Henry's love for her might fade. |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2291 |
Milady's laundress struggles with ring-around-the-collar. |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2292 |
Princess Turtleneck left her life of royalty behind to become a fashion designer, but the early results are not inspiring. |
1.1915 |
0.05300 |
94 |
81 |
8 |
5 |
2293 |
That's Henry the Eighth newest lady. Apparently she's taken to wearing a bit of protection. |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2294 |
She considered a chastity belt but decided to trade comfort for efficiency. |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2295 |
But what happens to the crumbs? |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2296 |
She saideth it was her solution to Donaldeth Trumpeth groping at her neck parts! |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2297 |
I think she has taken haute couture a little too literally. |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2298 |
My God. She must've been necking all night. |
1.1915 |
0.04351 |
94 |
77 |
16 |
1 |
2299 |
Looks like she can't stop biting her nails... |
1.1915 |
0.04080 |
94 |
76 |
18 |
0 |
2300 |
I heard it's because she spits when she talks... |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2301 |
But you told me that if I liked it then I should put a ring on it. |
1.1895 |
0.04802 |
95 |
80 |
12 |
3 |
2302 |
That look is so 1837. |
1.1895 |
0.04563 |
95 |
79 |
14 |
2 |
2303 |
It appears Lady Catherine has fallen into the donut hole phase of her health care plan. |
1.1895 |
0.04310 |
95 |
78 |
16 |
1 |
2304 |
Aye, twas a mere whiplash she suffered as I recall. |
1.1895 |
0.05030 |
95 |
81 |
10 |
4 |
2305 |
"She must be the new princess from Parma". |
1.1848 |
0.05558 |
92 |
81 |
5 |
6 |
2306 |
I'd hate to be her executioner. |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2307 |
The King caught her kissing a stable boy |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2308 |
My wife is a slave to fashion. Frankly, I think it makes her shoulders look a bit narrow. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2309 |
It's her fault. She never showed up for her final fitting. |
1.1848 |
0.05110 |
92 |
79 |
9 |
4 |
2310 |
It's something called a HEPA filter. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2311 |
I heard Will gave her another hickey. |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2312 |
Some have fashions thrust upon 'em. |
1.1848 |
0.05110 |
92 |
79 |
9 |
4 |
2313 |
Fellatio wasn't even an option. |
1.1848 |
0.05558 |
92 |
81 |
5 |
6 |
2314 |
A bit puffed up about herself if you ask me. |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2315 |
The latest in anti-groping fashion. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2316 |
Nasty woman |
1.1848 |
0.05769 |
92 |
82 |
3 |
7 |
2317 |
It's part of my "Fashion meets Chastity" collection. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2318 |
Certainly there are other ways to hide me lady's teeth. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2319 |
Say what you want about fashion trends, she'll be warmer than us this winter. |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2320 |
When you're with her, avoid any pillow talk. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2321 |
Not real. |
1.1848 |
0.05110 |
92 |
79 |
9 |
4 |
2322 |
Wish it were bigger, we can still see her face. |
1.1848 |
0.05110 |
92 |
79 |
9 |
4 |
2323 |
Ruff life. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2324 |
It's the "I tried to express my opinion while men were talking" lace collar of shame. |
1.1848 |
0.05338 |
92 |
80 |
7 |
5 |
2325 |
I think that she hopes it will prevent her from suffering the same fate as Marie Antoinette! |
1.1848 |
0.05338 |
92 |
80 |
7 |
5 |
2326 |
Sure hope she has a good method for dealing with "ring around the collar"! |
1.1848 |
0.05110 |
92 |
79 |
9 |
4 |
2327 |
Clunky yes, but it keeps her from licking the Marigolds and Nettles! |
1.1848 |
0.05110 |
92 |
79 |
9 |
4 |
2328 |
She's on the South Thames diet. |
1.1848 |
0.04352 |
92 |
76 |
15 |
1 |
2329 |
Ever since she started dating that HEPA filter inventor.... |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2330 |
I think it's some sort of defense mechanism. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2331 |
she's having lunch with one of the candidates |
1.1848 |
0.05338 |
92 |
80 |
7 |
5 |
2332 |
That's haute couture for you. |
1.1848 |
0.05338 |
92 |
80 |
7 |
5 |
2333 |
New fabric softener. |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2334 |
As Sir Mixalot confessed, "I like big ruffs and I cannot lie!" |
1.1848 |
0.05558 |
92 |
81 |
5 |
6 |
2335 |
"Whiplash"? |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2336 |
Nasty whiplash from a carriage crash. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2337 |
I hear she's suing the hangman. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2338 |
I think we're seeing peak ruffle. |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2339 |
She fancies herself as upwardly mobile. |
1.1848 |
0.05110 |
92 |
79 |
9 |
4 |
2340 |
Rumor has it her head tilts severely to the right when she removes that thing. |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2341 |
Her Majesty believes it protects her against ruffians. |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2342 |
Not lips so fair, I hear. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2343 |
So you can have your cake and eat it too! |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2344 |
My lady says she will wear it until she can fit into her summer corset |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2345 |
It's so she won't have to smell the rest of us. |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2346 |
It's the new chastity belt. |
1.1848 |
0.05558 |
92 |
81 |
5 |
6 |
2347 |
What did she say? |
1.1848 |
0.05110 |
92 |
79 |
9 |
4 |
2348 |
Regina's Elizabethan diet seems to be working. |
1.1848 |
0.05338 |
92 |
80 |
7 |
5 |
2349 |
I haven't seen her around |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2350 |
The lady doth not protest enough, methinks. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2351 |
I guess she was serious when she said that size matters. |
1.1848 |
0.04352 |
92 |
76 |
15 |
1 |
2352 |
Damn hipsters. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2353 |
New style chastity belt. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2354 |
You'd never guess that she was a no-frills kind of girl in high school. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2355 |
She's the big cheese around here. |
1.1848 |
0.05110 |
92 |
79 |
9 |
4 |
2356 |
Do you think she's compensating for something? |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2357 |
She's blaming the humidity |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2358 |
It's ruff all around these days... |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2359 |
And that, my friend, is the sixty-four-thousand-collar question. |
1.1848 |
0.05338 |
92 |
80 |
7 |
5 |
2360 |
Rough ruff. |
1.1848 |
0.05110 |
92 |
79 |
9 |
4 |
2361 |
The executioner requested a pre-stretched neck. |
1.1848 |
0.05338 |
92 |
80 |
7 |
5 |
2362 |
I hope Mr. Michelin comes up with a better idea than the hickey hider. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2363 |
It's a ruff life but it's her life. |
1.1848 |
0.05338 |
92 |
80 |
7 |
5 |
2364 |
Ah! It's cholera. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2365 |
It's great for long carriage rides. |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2366 |
My, isn't that Lady Kardafian! |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2367 |
It's from her wedding cake inspired collection. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2368 |
Let her eat cake! |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2369 |
Thank the Good Lord I was able to persuade her to leave her bonnet at home. |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2370 |
At least the new fashion makes it so we we really can't hear what they're saying |
1.1848 |
0.04352 |
92 |
76 |
15 |
1 |
2371 |
I guess Robert was telling the truth about giving Elizabeth that hickey. |
1.1848 |
0.04352 |
92 |
76 |
15 |
1 |
2372 |
She must be from the ruff side of town |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2373 |
Did she say, “Couture” or “Up yours”? |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2374 |
See they're wearing ruffles high this year. Pig prices are sure to fall. |
1.1848 |
0.05110 |
92 |
79 |
9 |
4 |
2375 |
I just had a great idea - head cheese! |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2376 |
She has whiplash from the buggy accident. |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2377 |
She's betrothed, and then some. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2378 |
I told you this was a ruff neighborhood. |
1.1848 |
0.05110 |
92 |
79 |
9 |
4 |
2379 |
It's either part of her diet or an attempt to cap our family off at six. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2380 |
She’s dating Prince Hickey. |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2381 |
It's called 'starch' - it'll never amount to anything |
1.1848 |
0.04352 |
92 |
76 |
15 |
1 |
2382 |
Our women are resorting to desperate measures to prevent Tonald Drump's advances... |
1.1848 |
0.05338 |
92 |
80 |
7 |
5 |
2383 |
She's also sometimes called The No-Necking Queen. |
1.1848 |
0.05110 |
92 |
79 |
9 |
4 |
2384 |
She claimed the King had groped her so, he built a wall around her mouth. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2385 |
Thanks, I designed it specifically to gag her, subjugate her, and keep her close to home, but, it also acts as a flotation device. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2386 |
She likes ruff sex. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2387 |
I heard she likes it ruff. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2388 |
Just look at her. I don't think so. |
1.1848 |
0.05338 |
92 |
80 |
7 |
5 |
2389 |
Too much starch. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2390 |
Well, that's certainly one way to enforce the ol' "women should be seen, not heard" policy. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2391 |
She wishes to defend her personage from the advances of Sir Donald of Bigly. |
1.1848 |
0.05338 |
92 |
80 |
7 |
5 |
2392 |
She really takes the cake! |
1.1848 |
0.05110 |
92 |
79 |
9 |
4 |
2393 |
In truth, ‘twas sewn as muzzle more than ruff. |
1.1848 |
0.05110 |
92 |
79 |
9 |
4 |
2394 |
Oh my! She's having a ruff day, is she not? |
1.1848 |
0.05110 |
92 |
79 |
9 |
4 |
2395 |
Yeah I know it's silly and demeaning Carl, but it's all part of the Make Britain Great Again campaign. |
1.1848 |
0.05110 |
92 |
79 |
9 |
4 |
2396 |
Well, that eliminates one fun option. |
1.1848 |
0.05338 |
92 |
80 |
7 |
5 |
2397 |
I wonder how they would vote if we didn't keep them muffled? |
1.1848 |
0.05110 |
92 |
79 |
9 |
4 |
2398 |
Poor thing, she inherited the family double chin. |
1.1848 |
0.04352 |
92 |
76 |
15 |
1 |
2399 |
So she doesn't scratch at it. |
1.1848 |
0.05110 |
92 |
79 |
9 |
4 |
2400 |
I saw her orthodontist at AA last night. |
1.1848 |
0.05338 |
92 |
80 |
7 |
5 |
2401 |
Have you heard any word she just said? |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2402 |
Leave her be. She's had a ruff week. |
1.1848 |
0.05338 |
92 |
80 |
7 |
5 |
2403 |
Poor Elizabeth. She looks rather ruff today. |
1.1848 |
0.04352 |
92 |
76 |
15 |
1 |
2404 |
Trump's wish come true! |
1.1848 |
0.05110 |
92 |
79 |
9 |
4 |
2405 |
I can only imagine how high her mattress is. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2406 |
Lady Trump hasn't had a word to say all week. |
1.1848 |
0.05338 |
92 |
80 |
7 |
5 |
2407 |
She's trying NOT to make a statement. |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2408 |
I belive that's the exciting new Mother-in-Law version, size small. |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2409 |
She's a reluctant volunteer at this year's village festival Kissing Booth. |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2410 |
Like I’m gonna go after her. Believe me, she would not be my first choice. That I can tell you. You don’t know. That would not be my first choice. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2411 |
Methinks I know not what she said either! |
1.1848 |
0.05110 |
92 |
79 |
9 |
4 |
2412 |
Just another example of her ' holier than thou' attitude. |
1.1848 |
0.05338 |
92 |
80 |
7 |
5 |
2413 |
She's a diamond in the ruff. |
1.1848 |
0.04352 |
92 |
76 |
15 |
1 |
2414 |
Her father insists on a chastity collar. |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2415 |
She must be using a little too much of that new ring-around-the-collar detergent. |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2416 |
She's cute, but she's a real stuffed shirt. |
1.1848 |
0.05110 |
92 |
79 |
9 |
4 |
2417 |
Frankly, I think she should have stayed with the pussy bow. |
1.1848 |
0.05338 |
92 |
80 |
7 |
5 |
2418 |
She's going through a ruff patch. |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2419 |
I think they call it a spare tire. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2420 |
"New-rich"! |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2421 |
So who's going to tell her that's not how you eat a doughnut? |
1.1848 |
0.05110 |
92 |
79 |
9 |
4 |
2422 |
I think she should have gone with "Let them EAT cake ." |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2423 |
It's some sort of new chastity belt. |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2424 |
No mixed signals there |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2425 |
That's what happens when you say a woman is going to be elected president some day. |
1.1828 |
0.05284 |
93 |
81 |
7 |
5 |
2426 |
She's been rehearsing her roll. |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2427 |
Whiplash from a tragic carriage ride. |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
2428 |
New protection for the Trump kiss? |
1.1828 |
0.05284 |
93 |
81 |
7 |
5 |
2429 |
I don't want to sound sexist, but she's in over her head. |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
2430 |
We've found it's the easiest way to deal with a nasty woman. |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2431 |
Yonder damsel wears Prada. |
1.1828 |
0.05284 |
93 |
81 |
7 |
5 |
2432 |
Our King Henry has commanded Lady Catherine to meet him in his chambers for high tea. |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2433 |
The French call it a droll de toilette. |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
2434 |
They're testing a kindler, gentler stock for the ruling class. |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
2435 |
Mayhaps she was inspired by her oil filter? |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2436 |
She's keeping her suitors at arms length |
1.1828 |
0.04310 |
93 |
77 |
15 |
1 |
2437 |
That is quite the infinity scarf. |
1.1828 |
0.05058 |
93 |
80 |
9 |
4 |
2438 |
I believe she said "Let them eat starch." |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2439 |
Inflatable ruffs -- just a fad! |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
2440 |
It covers up her Mustache. |
1.1828 |
0.04310 |
93 |
77 |
15 |
1 |
2441 |
She is the new model for Fyrestone |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2442 |
Yes, you're quite lucky she only bit your arm. |
1.1828 |
0.05058 |
93 |
80 |
9 |
4 |
2443 |
Charming girl but her breath could knock out a horse. |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2444 |
I wonder what's gotten her so ruffled up? |
1.1809 |
0.04528 |
94 |
79 |
13 |
2 |
2445 |
Her portrait painter almost committed suicide |
1.1809 |
0.04528 |
94 |
79 |
13 |
2 |
2446 |
Remember when it was fashionable for those to be really small? |
1.1809 |
0.05231 |
94 |
82 |
7 |
5 |
2447 |
He only bought it to shut her up. |
1.1809 |
0.04774 |
94 |
80 |
11 |
3 |
2448 |
It was a choice - this or a chastity belt. |
1.1789 |
0.04728 |
95 |
81 |
11 |
3 |
2449 |
I can make no statement, sir, about yon fair maiden, without being considered, in 200 years, insensitive as a pig. |
1.1771 |
0.04682 |
96 |
82 |
11 |
3 |
2450 |
I hear she's suing for whiplash. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2451 |
That reminds me, I have to make an appointment to get Balthazar neutered. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2452 |
What will those folks at Tempur-Pedic think of next? |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2453 |
It's a chastity belt for her mouth. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2454 |
I have a great idea for my dog. |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2455 |
Too many dryer sheets! |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2456 |
It appears to be Trumpian in design -- haute couture keep-your-mouth-shut bondage. |
1.1758 |
0.05321 |
91 |
80 |
6 |
5 |
2457 |
I told you she had a lot of ruff edges! |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2458 |
Let them eat lace. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2459 |
She's fine now but our attorney suggested she wear it until we get the whiplash settlement. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2460 |
Last week she rode through town naked on a horse. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2461 |
I like her but she is kind of stiff-necked. |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2462 |
I believe that’s Elizabeth is wearing her new chastity collar. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2463 |
I don't think you could kiss her even if you wanted to. |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2464 |
She's what you'd call a 'diamond in the ruff' |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2465 |
A nasty woman, methinks. |
1.1758 |
0.05321 |
91 |
80 |
6 |
5 |
2466 |
'Sooth! Ever since the first debate, she's been all ruff and no wimple! |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2467 |
She always has to one-up everybody. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2468 |
The princess appears unruffled. |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2469 |
It's called the Air Filter collar, and I hear it's all the rage in Detroit. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2470 |
Methinks Lady Gwendolyn doth protect too much. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2471 |
The ruffled collar is back in a big way. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2472 |
I think a cake just ate her head. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2473 |
Sneezed! |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2474 |
She has it ruffer than most. |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2475 |
Collar? I hardly know her! |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2476 |
She got it from Miss Muffet. |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2477 |
Maybe sometimes more isn't better after all Alfred |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2478 |
What's a Green Bay Wisconsin? |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2479 |
I believe she got it at Costco. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2480 |
It’s a hard choice between allergies, fashion, and HEPA. |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2481 |
Her name is Lady Gaga. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2482 |
It prevents her from scratching. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2483 |
She walks around all day with her head in a cloud. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2484 |
My oh my. Gimme a tic tac. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2485 |
Alas, milady doth tire of the boorish and unwanted advances of King Donald |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2486 |
Rough ruff? |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2487 |
Her new attire has really gone to her head. |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2488 |
I say, her ruff doth runneth over. |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2489 |
That's one way to cope with the executioner's axe. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2490 |
Must be Spring -- she took off the chains. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2491 |
how will Darwin explain that? |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2492 |
Methinks I liked last fall's 'mini-ruff' trend much better. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2493 |
People say she's a nasty woman. |
1.1758 |
0.05546 |
91 |
81 |
4 |
6 |
2494 |
She's been wearing that ever since Sir Donald moved to the manor house. |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2495 |
It's a great idea but I don't think the airlines will allow it |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2496 |
Keeping up with the Tudors |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2497 |
She's had work |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2498 |
Now that is fashionable suffrage. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2499 |
If her father weren’t a squire she’d be in the stocks. |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2500 |
I guess it works- she used to be 20 stone weight! |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2501 |
Yes, I heard she likes it very ruff. |
1.1758 |
0.05321 |
91 |
80 |
6 |
5 |
2502 |
What is she hiding? |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2503 |
Talk about an over-reaction to a hickey. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2504 |
Henry has his eye on her. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2505 |
Methinks the lady has dressed too much. |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2506 |
I shall swipeth right. |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2507 |
I hear it's the latest in chastity accessories |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2508 |
They call that one "Ultra-Charmin" |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2509 |
If she sneezes that ain't gonna work |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2510 |
Don't you wanna grab her by the puffy? |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2511 |
And how's Muffy? |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2512 |
It is her personal hub. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2513 |
It's supposed to project power and elegance, but its really a pain in the neck |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2514 |
She owns the new donut shop. |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2515 |
Her false teeth have not come in yet. |
1.1758 |
0.05321 |
91 |
80 |
6 |
5 |
2516 |
She has her cake and eats it too. |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2517 |
It needs trimming! |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2518 |
She practices safe kissing! |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2519 |
I mean come on, we get it, you're well off. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2520 |
She's suing the cart driver for whiplash injuries |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2521 |
It's humiliating, but it keeps her from scratching there. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2522 |
It's a new painless device to keep women from complaining. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2523 |
She's had a ruff life. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2524 |
Messy eater? |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2525 |
Check out the collar on that babe. |
1.1758 |
0.05546 |
91 |
81 |
4 |
6 |
2526 |
Her father is a pastry chef |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2527 |
Lord Frawley is history, but the tattoo isn't. |
1.1758 |
0.05321 |
91 |
80 |
6 |
5 |
2528 |
Me thinks the shrew has been tamed by her costumer. |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2529 |
Allergies? |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2530 |
Me thinks she doth protest her double-chin too much! |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2531 |
Damned hipsters! |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2532 |
I think I heard her say, "No tongue shall Trumpeth my ruby lips." |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2533 |
They ran out of collars, so I just got her an air filter from Truck Depot. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2534 |
So look at her with her nose in the air! |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2535 |
It's one of those appearance-slimming techniques. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2536 |
Well that's one way to cover up her mole. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2537 |
It's not a fashion, it's a diet. |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2538 |
She's English they use the metric system. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2539 |
There goes another life being consumed by fashion |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2540 |
Bad collar day. |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2541 |
Is there a constrictor in her boa? |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2542 |
It's a test model. We want to make sure it's safe for dogs. |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2543 |
Not only is it fashionable, it makes her virtually injury proof. |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2544 |
They're known as fashionistas. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2545 |
She's just come back from fashion week. |
1.1758 |
0.05321 |
91 |
80 |
6 |
5 |
2546 |
Her husband couldn't take the accordion playing anymore. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2547 |
It fends off unwanted displays of affection. |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2548 |
Poor Rembrandt, can you blame him for painting another self portrait? |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2549 |
I guess she didn't wanna neck. |
1.1758 |
0.05321 |
91 |
80 |
6 |
5 |
2550 |
Well, the lady's posture hath improved. |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2551 |
No, I don't think it's the shoes. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2552 |
She got new braces. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2553 |
I fear these Cervical Calvinists. |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2554 |
You have to hand it to old Michelin, his wife is always a la mode. |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2555 |
What think you? Her personal injury lawyer doth straight dream on fees! |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2556 |
Nah, then she couldn't breathe. |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2557 |
She's looking for 50 crowns for whiplash |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2558 |
I know it looks cruel but she mustn't bite her stitches, Ernest. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2559 |
Is she attached? |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2560 |
that's one way to shut her up |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2561 |
Rrrruff ruff! Now that is hot! |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2562 |
I hear that she's had a very ruff life. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2563 |
Apparently, she is a fan of Lady GaGa of Devonshire. |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2564 |
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders! |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2565 |
That's carrying modesty at bit too far! |
1.1758 |
0.04013 |
91 |
75 |
16 |
0 |
2566 |
Methinks, it's much ado about fluffing. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2567 |
I heard she has it really ruff. |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2568 |
I think it's one of them new French chastity belts. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2569 |
She's from Transylvania. |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2570 |
It's less uncomfortable than a chastity belt. |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2571 |
I heard she has a hickey. |
1.1758 |
0.04013 |
91 |
75 |
16 |
0 |
2572 |
It matches the lady's ego. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2573 |
Forsooth, her life is very ruff. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2574 |
All I said to her was to smile more. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2575 |
Otherwise, I would have to blow her dowery on bridge-work. |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2576 |
They all say she's a roughneck. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2577 |
I understand she has a weak chin. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2578 |
She's being wearing it ever since she had a nightmare about some futuristic encounter with a rogue named Trump. |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2579 |
A fine lady who keeps her nose to the grind stone. |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2580 |
I'd call her |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2581 |
Strivers don't know when to stop. |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2582 |
I hear she obtains her collars from an auto parts supplier. |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2583 |
Gezundheit! |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2584 |
Who her? Why, that's Madame Axle. |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2585 |
Three ply? Well that's a first. |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2586 |
'twas a rather large hickey I gave m'lady last eve. |
1.1758 |
0.04013 |
91 |
75 |
16 |
0 |
2587 |
It's the latest fashion. A tire. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2588 |
She has lost a lot of weight since she started wearing that gastric bypass sleeve. |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2589 |
Seems extreme, but I'm pretty sure her parents won't see the hickey she got last night. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2590 |
She's had a ruff life. |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2591 |
There goest King Henry's betrothed. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2592 |
Obviously a great seamstress, but can she cook? |
1.1758 |
0.04013 |
91 |
75 |
16 |
0 |
2593 |
Does this collar make my butt look fat? |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2594 |
Some doth say that it filters the air which she doth breathe. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2595 |
Methinks the lady doth protest too much. |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2596 |
She's just playing hard to get. |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2597 |
Don't knock it, she makes a fortune on etsy. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2598 |
Showoff. |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2599 |
Three centuries from now, that will inspire the air filter for internal combustion engines |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2600 |
Damned hipsters! |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2601 |
It's the re-formation of the collar. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2602 |
Halitosis |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2603 |
The medium was a little snug. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2604 |
It's the only way she can maintain her stiff upper lip. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2605 |
It helps keep her nose in the air, I suppose. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2606 |
Nasty goiter. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2607 |
I heard it's made of 33,000 e-mails from the future. |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2608 |
Maybe it's just me, but she seems a little more rough around the collar than usual. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2609 |
Too much ruffage, don't you think? |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2610 |
I believe that is the new "let them eat cake" look. |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2611 |
Everyone knows "sandwich" came from the Earl of Sandwich, but few know the origins of the "fluffernutter" sandwich. |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2612 |
It must be quite a challenge during allergy season. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2613 |
I guess it's better than being locked up in a padded cell. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2614 |
I hope she doesn't have to sneeze. |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2615 |
Wow that must be ruff! |
1.1758 |
0.05321 |
91 |
80 |
6 |
5 |
2616 |
Seasonal allergies. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2617 |
Certainly too much yeast |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2618 |
Check out the Folio on that one. |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2619 |
The style is too Dutch - almost Gouda-esque |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2620 |
I hear the newer models are called "CPAPs". |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2621 |
She's really a beauty, but getting close is ruff. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2622 |
At least I think that's the girl with the pearl earring. |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2623 |
She's Italian royalty you know, it's her fall wheel of Parmigiano-Reggiano. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2624 |
It's a beheading protector. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2625 |
It's French. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2626 |
Must be ruff. |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2627 |
I can never understand fashion |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2628 |
She used to be known as "The Gentle Queen", but she's all ruff now... |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2629 |
If it makes our leaders talk less and listen more, I'm for it. |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2630 |
I knew Elizabeth I, and I can tell you, she is no Elizabeth I. |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2631 |
Aye, but she doth ruffle easily. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2632 |
She's never been kissed. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2633 |
Hath the princess been neutered?! |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2634 |
Princess or no princess, I say she's too ruff around the edges. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2635 |
She's overcompensating. |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2636 |
She got collared for embezzlement. |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2637 |
Buck Teeth I Bet |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2638 |
Not be much in the way of kissing for that lass |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2639 |
She had too many opinions on woman's rights |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2640 |
Methinks its called a chastity collar.... |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
2641 |
She does not want Trump kissing her! |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
2642 |
Give me a TicTac. I'm going in! |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
2643 |
I say marry her. Look at all the money you'll save on Kleenex. |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
2644 |
It keeps her from gnawing at her stitches. |
1.1739 |
0.04791 |
92 |
79 |
10 |
3 |
2645 |
It was her mother's idea. |
1.1739 |
0.04791 |
92 |
79 |
10 |
3 |
2646 |
Her father found a way of discouraging kissing on the sly. |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
2647 |
The A was quite enough.This is over the top! |
1.1739 |
0.05266 |
92 |
81 |
6 |
5 |
2648 |
I'd hate to see the goiter! |
1.1739 |
0.04263 |
92 |
77 |
14 |
1 |
2649 |
Talk about overcompensation. |
1.1739 |
0.04263 |
92 |
77 |
14 |
1 |
2650 |
It appears that Costco's selling ruffs now. |
1.1739 |
0.04791 |
92 |
79 |
10 |
3 |
2651 |
They say it's a hanging offense, but I'm not clear exactly how that works... |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
2652 |
Apparently it's the newest fad...it's way better than those hoodies. |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
2653 |
She's a big wheel about town. |
1.1739 |
0.04791 |
92 |
79 |
10 |
3 |
2654 |
She said she wanted no frills, but the tailor gave her mo' frills. |
1.1739 |
0.04263 |
92 |
77 |
14 |
1 |
2655 |
Laryngitis. |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
2656 |
Methinks we are in for tuffet times. |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
2657 |
I miss those olde days when milady used to protest too much... |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
2658 |
So it's true Henry proposed again! |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
2659 |
Cleaning that thing must be pretty ruff |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
89 |
77 |
9 |
3 |
2660 |
She Supersized it. |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
89 |
76 |
11 |
2 |
2661 |
She hasn't been the same since the cleaners started using starch. |
1.1685 |
0.04299 |
89 |
75 |
13 |
1 |
2662 |
Hickeys? |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
89 |
77 |
9 |
3 |
2663 |
She's originally from Green Bay, Wisconsin. |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
89 |
77 |
9 |
3 |
2664 |
Wow..... She must really like Charmin |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
89 |
77 |
9 |
3 |
2665 |
Verily, it is getting to be cold sore season. |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
89 |
76 |
11 |
2 |
2666 |
This way she won't be able to chew on her stitches. |
1.1685 |
0.05113 |
89 |
78 |
7 |
4 |
2667 |
Too little, too late for Marie Antoinette. |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
89 |
77 |
9 |
3 |
2668 |
It's called the Mouth Trump; they make Nasty Women wear them now. |
1.1685 |
0.05357 |
89 |
79 |
5 |
5 |
2669 |
Look at her. I don't think so. |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
89 |
76 |
11 |
2 |
2670 |
Her true prince will be able to kiss her. |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
89 |
76 |
11 |
2 |
2671 |
My hope is that over time they will perfect this Botox. |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
89 |
76 |
11 |
2 |
2672 |
We only wish her vow of silence were somehow quieter. |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
89 |
77 |
9 |
3 |
2673 |
She is saving her first kiss for her knight in shining armor. |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
89 |
76 |
11 |
2 |
2674 |
She's giving me the royal silent treatment. |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
89 |
77 |
9 |
3 |
2675 |
In past years her bite was worse than her bark. |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
89 |
77 |
9 |
3 |
2676 |
that's one way protect your maidenhead |
1.1685 |
0.05357 |
89 |
79 |
5 |
5 |
2677 |
It's how his highness keeps his mistresses thin. |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
89 |
76 |
11 |
2 |
2678 |
Even The Donald was unable to kiss her. |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
89 |
76 |
11 |
2 |
2679 |
I prefer a more conservative look. |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
89 |
77 |
9 |
3 |
2680 |
Turtlenecks were one thing. But this attempt to hide turkey neck goes way too far. |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
89 |
77 |
9 |
3 |
2681 |
Her Majesty is trying out a new diet. |
1.1685 |
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1 |
2682 |
I wouldn't want to be behind her in the airport security line! |
1.1685 |
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76 |
11 |
2 |
2683 |
William! A Tic Tac forthwith, for I'll wager I can grab her by the ruff! |
1.1685 |
0.05357 |
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79 |
5 |
5 |
2684 |
It's only a rough draft. |
1.1685 |
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78 |
7 |
4 |
2685 |
They say it allows her to nap while walking. |
1.1685 |
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77 |
9 |
3 |
2686 |
Silence is golden |
1.1685 |
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78 |
7 |
4 |
2687 |
She was complaining about her purity belt night and day. |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
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11 |
2 |
2688 |
Maybe she got tired of us telling her to smile. |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
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11 |
2 |
2689 |
So she doesn't scratch her ears. |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
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77 |
9 |
3 |
2690 |
She's been reading that Nora Ephron book. |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
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11 |
2 |
2691 |
The King was tired of her nagging. |
1.1685 |
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7 |
4 |
2692 |
Someone finally put a ring around Rosie. |
1.1685 |
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9 |
3 |
2693 |
I've seen women wearing similar things to the Trump rallies. |
1.1685 |
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9 |
3 |
2694 |
Methinks this is white-collar crime. |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
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11 |
2 |
2695 |
She got caught necking again! |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
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76 |
11 |
2 |
2696 |
Take it easy on her. She's having a ruff day. |
1.1685 |
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11 |
2 |
2697 |
It's allowed in the pre-nup with King Henry. |
1.1685 |
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9 |
3 |
2698 |
I see Krispy Kreme has opened up ! |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
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11 |
2 |
2699 |
Recently, she's been a little uptight. |
1.1685 |
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9 |
3 |
2700 |
That's gotta be ruff. |
1.1685 |
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11 |
2 |
2701 |
She ain't no collar back girl. |
1.1685 |
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7 |
4 |
2702 |
"it is my invention, It's called a Chatterterly Belt. |
1.1685 |
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9 |
3 |
2703 |
She likes to play ruff. |
1.1685 |
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11 |
2 |
2704 |
Her grandma knits her one every year for Christmas. |
1.1685 |
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2 |
2705 |
Shakespeare's costume designers loved practical jokes. |
1.1685 |
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2 |
2706 |
It's to keep her from biting her rings. |
1.1685 |
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9 |
3 |
2707 |
She's in the top one-percent. |
1.1685 |
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7 |
4 |
2708 |
A bit much just to hide a double chin. |
1.1685 |
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2 |
2709 |
It was her father's idea after she told off the last suitor. |
1.1685 |
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11 |
2 |
2710 |
This gives a whole new meaning to "hot around the collar"! |
1.1685 |
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9 |
3 |
2711 |
She ruffled too many feathers. |
1.1685 |
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11 |
2 |
2712 |
She probably bought it at COSTCO |
1.1685 |
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7 |
4 |
2713 |
She wears that stupid thing whenever we have a big disagreement. |
1.1685 |
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2 |
2714 |
It's something called a Tempur-Pedic. |
1.1685 |
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9 |
3 |
2715 |
World's first recorded wardrobe malfunction |
1.1685 |
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1 |
2716 |
Seriously? She threw her neck out yet again? |
1.1685 |
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7 |
4 |
2717 |
She's already eaten her way through one collar. |
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15 |
0 |
2718 |
I'm quite torn between founding women's liberation and letting history play itself out. |
1.1685 |
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7 |
4 |
2719 |
Did you hear? Another giant Gouda's gone missing from the dairy. |
1.1685 |
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11 |
2 |
2720 |
She is invited for dinner to Trump Abbey. |
1.1685 |
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9 |
3 |
2721 |
What do you think? Fashion leader or wacko? |
1.1685 |
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4 |
2722 |
It's a combination chastity enforcer and silencer. |
1.1685 |
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4 |
2723 |
Yeh, she likes to keep her head on straight. |
1.1685 |
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3 |
2724 |
I find it somewhat less objectionable than her husband's codpiece. |
1.1685 |
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1 |
2725 |
You know what they say Nigel. Women who wear big collars are compensating for having small vaginas. |
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7 |
4 |
2726 |
I don't know, something tells me she's a little ruff around the edges. |
1.1685 |
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11 |
2 |
2727 |
It's the new expandable line |
1.1685 |
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11 |
2 |
2728 |
Whiplash. |
1.1685 |
0.05113 |
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7 |
4 |
2729 |
She doesn't realize it's a cheese wheel. |
1.1685 |
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9 |
3 |
2730 |
Don't bother with the Tic-Tacs. |
1.1685 |
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7 |
4 |
2731 |
Does size matter? |
1.1685 |
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3 |
2732 |
What it lacks in aesthetic appeal it more than makes up in lifesaving capacity. |
1.1685 |
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15 |
0 |
2733 |
She's Transylvanian. |
1.1685 |
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13 |
1 |
2734 |
I never imagined I would miss the pillory. |
1.1685 |
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11 |
2 |
2735 |
I think we're in a bubble. |
1.1685 |
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13 |
1 |
2736 |
It's the latest diet fad. |
1.1685 |
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7 |
4 |
2737 |
Why got her so ruffled up? |
1.1685 |
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11 |
2 |
2738 |
I'm reserving judgment on the fashion, but I think I've solved the problem of how to grind our wheat. |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
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9 |
3 |
2739 |
look at that rack |
1.1685 |
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0 |
2740 |
Don't even think about it, man. The word around the village is that she gets ruffled pretty easily. |
1.1685 |
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11 |
2 |
2741 |
I think it's a new style they're working on called a turtle neck. |
1.1685 |
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11 |
2 |
2742 |
She can get away with sleeping on the job. |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
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9 |
3 |
2743 |
T'was the only way we could stop her gossiping. |
1.1685 |
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13 |
1 |
2744 |
But is it really fashion forward? |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
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11 |
2 |
2745 |
I suppose that's what one get for talking too much. |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
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11 |
2 |
2746 |
It's a Trump buffer. |
1.1685 |
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9 |
3 |
2747 |
I find it tasteless, but then again, I'm not the one tasting it... |
1.1685 |
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7 |
4 |
2748 |
It was either a chastity belt or a mouth guard. |
1.1685 |
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9 |
3 |
2749 |
I'd say ring around the collar! |
1.1685 |
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9 |
3 |
2750 |
Hickies. |
1.1685 |
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9 |
3 |
2751 |
Did she say she's miffed or muffed? |
1.1685 |
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7 |
4 |
2752 |
They say Lady Ann's new dieting technique may have merit. |
1.1685 |
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9 |
3 |
2753 |
I almost forgot: there's a hockey game tonight! |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
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9 |
3 |
2754 |
It must be ruff. |
1.1685 |
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7 |
4 |
2755 |
It could be worse. Have you ever had a wedgie? |
1.1685 |
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9 |
3 |
2756 |
Such a nasty woman. |
1.1685 |
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79 |
5 |
5 |
2757 |
Call me crazy, but for some reason, I've always been turned off when a woman wears a tiara on her birthday. |
1.1685 |
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9 |
3 |
2758 |
Her lawyer told her to wear it whenever she goes out, she's claiming she was rear-ended. |
1.1685 |
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7 |
4 |
2759 |
There's something rotten in the state of Denmark, but she doesn't smell it. |
1.1685 |
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11 |
2 |
2760 |
I hear this is the latest cure for Elizabethan halitosis. |
1.1685 |
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13 |
1 |
2761 |
You say it was banned by the French court? |
1.1685 |
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2 |
2762 |
She must be really noble. |
1.1685 |
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9 |
3 |
2763 |
She dared to wear a frock that showed her neck! |
1.1685 |
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11 |
2 |
2764 |
She used to say she could never be ruffled. |
1.1685 |
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3 |
2765 |
It's much like a chastity belt. |
1.1685 |
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7 |
4 |
2766 |
There goes Hildegard von Hikky. Her grandfather invented the chastity collar. |
1.1685 |
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7 |
4 |
2767 |
Just smile and nod. Try not to be judgey |
1.1685 |
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2 |
2768 |
I'm glad elevators have yet to be invented. |
1.1685 |
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3 |
2769 |
She only wears it around Sir Trump |
1.1685 |
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9 |
3 |
2770 |
I think it's to keep her from eating cake. |
1.1685 |
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0 |
2771 |
What do you think she's compensating for? |
1.1685 |
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1 |
2772 |
A princess maybe, but she's ruff around the edges. |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
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11 |
2 |
2773 |
She mistakenly dried it on the air fluff setting |
1.1685 |
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11 |
2 |
2774 |
Quite proper way to dress for your guillotine execution. |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
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11 |
2 |
2775 |
It's hickey prevention month. |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
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9 |
3 |
2776 |
I can't help but think of Ye Krispy Kreme when I see her. |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
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9 |
3 |
2777 |
'Tis truly a rough time to be fashion forward. |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
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11 |
2 |
2778 |
She says it's from Ye Olde Costco. |
1.1685 |
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7 |
4 |
2779 |
In Victorian London, it was a common wedding tradition for the bride to eat her way out of the cake. |
1.1685 |
0.04299 |
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13 |
1 |
2780 |
I always liked big ruffs, but I thought I was the only one. |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
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11 |
2 |
2781 |
Bet she's a red neck. |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
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76 |
11 |
2 |
2782 |
It's 3-ply. |
1.1685 |
0.05113 |
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7 |
4 |
2783 |
Looks like we're in for a ruff winter. |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
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76 |
11 |
2 |
2784 |
So, your saying it prevents her from scratching the stitches out? |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
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76 |
11 |
2 |
2785 |
She doesn't neck well. |
1.1685 |
0.05113 |
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7 |
4 |
2786 |
Designing it to cover her mouth was pure genius. |
1.1685 |
0.05113 |
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7 |
4 |
2787 |
Her highness truly is a diamond in the ruff! |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
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77 |
9 |
3 |
2788 |
Methinks the ruff doth protest too much. |
1.1685 |
0.04299 |
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75 |
13 |
1 |
2789 |
I hear Bill Shakespeare's last play was a disaster but the audience went mad for the costumes. |
1.1685 |
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13 |
1 |
2790 |
Even if you wanted to, you might not be able to land a kiss. |
1.1685 |
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5 |
5 |
2791 |
I Googled it too. |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
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11 |
2 |
2792 |
I wonder who's kissing her now... |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
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9 |
3 |
2793 |
It's the newest thing. A chastity cheese wheel. |
1.1685 |
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5 |
5 |
2794 |
I think it's to cover up a tattoo. |
1.1685 |
0.03991 |
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15 |
0 |
2795 |
Donald won. |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
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9 |
3 |
2796 |
I expect Shakespeare will be all over this. |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
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77 |
9 |
3 |
2797 |
Fashion forward can be stifling. |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
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77 |
9 |
3 |
2798 |
It's all the rage now with Henry VIII on the throne — sort of an anti-execution version of the chastity belt. |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
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76 |
11 |
2 |
2799 |
It's a retro look...from the Ottoman Empire. |
1.1685 |
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9 |
3 |
2800 |
Can't Trump that one. |
1.1685 |
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7 |
4 |
2801 |
She says it's all the rage in Versailles, but I know she wears it every Taco Tuesday. |
1.1685 |
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9 |
3 |
2802 |
She'll have to keep a stiff upper lip. |
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