Contest #542


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542


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2016-10-24
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2016-11-06 (estimated)
Number of captions 6189
Number of responses 581602
Number of participants 25544


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Should we tell her she's wearing two different shoes? 1.8416 0.02862 789 327 260 202
1 She is Henry's only surviving wife. 1.7296 0.03683 466 227 138 101
2 Should we tell her it's on backwards? 1.6963 0.03953 405 208 112 85
3 So that's where all of the coffee filters went. 1.6773 0.04102 375 198 100 77
4 Well, it does make her waist look smaller. 1.6703 0.03882 370 184 124 62
5 It deployed when her carriage rear-ended an ox cart. 1.6620 0.04043 355 183 109 63
6 Nah, count the rings. She's definitely pushing 30. 1.6469 0.04317 337 186 84 67
7 It DOES make her butt look smaller. 1.6258 0.04390 310 172 82 56
8 Well, look who went out with Lord Hickey last night 1.6198 0.04539 263 140 83 40
9 I know her but we were never close. 1.6169 0.04250 308 167 92 49
10 That reminds me...we're out of coffee filters. 1.6042 0.04412 288 160 82 46
11 I hate fashion week. 1.6014 0.04707 286 170 60 56
12 It does make her waist look smaller. 1.5979 0.04242 281 150 94 37
13 You should see the chastity belt. 1.5950 0.04699 279 165 62 52
14 I attempted an ear nibble and her collar bag deployed. 1.5935 0.04573 278 160 71 47
15 They have been selling off the charts since Ann Boleyn lost her head. 1.5897 0.04374 273 150 85 38
16 Actually, I think that's YOUR wife. 1.5852 0.04598 270 156 70 44
17 New money. 1.5836 0.04702 269 159 63 47
18 And that is why it's so important to know the difference between the radius and the diameter. 1.5795 0.04528 264 150 75 39
19 She hath a hickie. 1.5779 0.04699 263 155 64 44
20 If I read the rings right she's 26. 1.5731 0.04618 260 151 69 40
21 That's Mary Queen of Scots Tissue... 1.5669 0.04772 254 152 60 42
22 Why that's Mary, Queen of Scott Tissues. 1.5669 0.04772 254 152 60 42
23 Oh, that's just Mary, Queen of Scott tissue. 1.5635 0.04837 252 153 56 43
24 " Yon witch doth prophesy 'whiplash' ". 1.5622 0.04681 249 146 66 37
25 You can tell how old she is by counting the rings. 1.5622 0.04817 249 150 58 41
26 She's the only surviving wife of Henry the VIII. 1.5622 0.04850 249 151 56 42
27 We're going to need a bigger guillotine. 1.5622 0.04715 249 147 64 38
28 It looked smaller on line. 1.5569 0.04621 246 143 69 34
29 Well, he did behead two of his wives. 1.5551 0.04848 245 149 56 40
30 Never sit behind her at the Globe. 1.5551 0.04708 245 145 64 36
31 Forsooth, she has not a tooth. 1.5551 0.05372 245 165 24 56
32 Get a load of those ridiculous shoes. 1.5519 0.04770 241 144 61 36
33 You should see what they are doing with codpieces this fall. 1.5510 0.04780 245 148 59 38
34 You should see her chastity belt. 1.5481 0.04947 239 148 51 40
35 That's Lady Goodyear. 1.5462 0.04707 238 141 64 33
36 Go ahead and ask her out. She won't bite. 1.5443 0.04836 237 144 57 36
37 It's a verbosity belt. 1.5424 0.04505 236 135 74 27
38 If that's not a white collar crime, I don't know what is. 1.5348 0.04991 230 144 49 37
39 how long before she realizes her shoes don't match? 1.5330 0.04887 227 139 55 33
40 That is SO sixteen seventies. 1.5330 0.05005 227 142 49 36
41 New money. 1.5310 0.04741 226 135 62 29
42 The lady doth protect too much. 1.5289 0.04921 225 139 53 33
43 I just went to kiss her and she pulled the emergency cord. 1.5183 0.05291 218 144 35 39
44 Should we tell her, her shoe is untied? 1.5140 0.04900 214 132 54 28
45 There's no point in trying to impress her with your new codpiece. 1.5140 0.04855 214 131 56 27
46 it does make her butt look smaller. 1.5140 0.04989 214 134 50 30
47 That's nothing: You should see her chastity belt. 1.5140 0.04945 214 133 52 29
48 I understand it was given to her by Count Michelin. 1.5139 0.04910 216 134 53 29
49 It took a lot of practice, but I can take it off with one hand. 1.5094 0.04981 212 133 50 29
50 It's from the Anne Boleyn collection. 1.5000 0.04903 206 128 53 25
51 Methinks the lady doth project too much 1.5000 0.05184 206 134 41 31
52 Even worse, she's knitting me a sweater. 1.5000 0.05230 206 135 39 32
53 What's even worse is her husband's codpiece. 1.4976 0.05250 205 135 38 32
54 ah..there goes the executioners wife. 1.4925 0.04993 201 127 49 25
55 I can still hear you, you know. 1.4925 0.05189 201 131 41 29
56 Date with Henry VIII tonight. 1.4900 0.05111 200 129 44 27
57 They say she's a member of a radical fringe group. 1.4821 0.05159 195 127 42 26
58 The lady doth protrude too much, methinks. 1.4774 0.05885 155 103 30 22
59 I find today's women unapproachable. 1.4767 0.04822 193 120 54 19
60 Methinks the new queen saw what happened to the old queen. 1.4767 0.05199 193 127 40 26
61 I see Henry's new wife is taking precautions. 1.4767 0.05146 193 126 42 25
62 I wonder what she's not supposed to lick? 1.4764 0.05187 191 125 41 25
63 And she laughed at my codpiece! 1.4764 0.05240 191 126 39 26
64 She is so 1659. 1.4709 0.04894 189 119 51 19
65 A bit ruff around the edges for my taste.... 1.4709 0.05118 189 123 43 23
66 I don't understand what Lord Firestone sees in her. 1.4681 0.05301 188 126 36 26
67 Her father caught her necking. 1.4681 0.05026 188 121 46 21
68 That's the Countess de Michelin. 1.4681 0.05138 188 123 42 23
69 It keeps her from scratching. 1.4649 0.05027 185 119 46 20
70 Since her brother was beheaded she's in line for the throne 1.4649 0.05143 185 121 42 22
71 She's been very paranoid since that Ann Boleyn thing. 1.4649 0.04968 185 118 48 19
72 I was wondering why she was saving all those coffee filters . 1.4649 0.05311 185 124 36 25
73 There's no wrong way to eat a cake 1.4560 0.05024 182 118 45 19
74 That's Lord Firestone's wife. 1.4556 0.05065 180 117 44 19
75 Methinks the lady doth protect too much. 1.4556 0.05362 180 122 34 24
76 It's always risky buying clothes on-line 1.4525 0.05022 179 116 45 18
77 If you were marrying King Henry, you would wear one, too. 1.4525 0.05325 179 121 35 23
78 It's more than a fashion statement--it's also a flotation device. 1.4525 0.04895 179 114 49 16
79 She's been biting her leg again. 1.4525 0.05442 179 123 31 25
80 We went out a few times, but she is very hard to get close to. 1.4525 0.04631 179 110 57 12
81 That's so 1390s. 1.4494 0.05165 178 118 40 20
82 See what happens when those things get wet 1.4494 0.04782 178 112 52 14
83 That's, like, so 1576. 1.4494 0.04913 178 114 48 16
84 Her carriage was rear-ended. 1.4494 0.04848 178 113 50 15
85 do you think she knows her shoes do not match? 1.4463 0.04931 177 114 47 16
86 She supports the advancement of collared people. 1.4457 0.05352 175 119 34 22
87 Her personal injury lawyer told her it would look good in court. 1.4457 0.05291 175 118 36 21
88 I haven't seen her smile in years. 1.4432 0.05014 176 115 44 17
89 That's Henry's seventh wife, she's not taking any chances! 1.4425 0.04922 174 112 47 15
90 Arrest her, Sheriff. It will be the biggest collar of your career. 1.4425 0.05185 174 116 39 19
91 You should see her chastity belt. 1.4425 0.05312 174 118 35 21
92 Me thinks she doth wear the wheel from a past New Yorker Cartoon Caption Joust! 1.4393 0.05140 173 115 40 18
93 It's been all the rage since Anne Boleyn. 1.4360 0.05479 172 120 29 23
94 It's a combination chastity collar and flotation device. 1.4360 0.05479 172 120 29 23
95 I like big ruffs and I cannot lie... 1.4360 0.05160 172 115 39 18
96 So, that's why we're out of toilet paper. 1.4360 0.05417 172 119 31 22
97 I hear she's hot under the collar. 1.4353 0.05136 170 113 40 17
98 That happens if you startle her. 1.4353 0.05068 170 112 42 16
99 She previously had no filter. 1.4353 0.05336 170 116 34 20
100 Ye olde whiplash scam. 1.4320 0.05487 169 118 29 22
101 Twenty shillings says she won't make it through airport security 1.4320 0.05487 169 118 29 22
102 You should see her chastity belt! 1.4320 0.05357 169 116 33 20
103 With English teeth, sometimes, all you can do is hide them. 1.4320 0.05290 169 115 35 19
104 No, Geoffrey. I believe it's her sister, The Extra Virgin Queen. 1.4320 0.05224 169 114 37 18
105 Me thinks her butt looks smaller. 1.4320 0.05224 169 114 37 18
106 You should see her chastity belt. 1.4294 0.05396 170 118 31 21
107 She's the lucky one, her sister has a chastity belt 1.4286 0.05244 168 114 36 18
108 When you're married to Henry VIII, you can't be too cautious. 1.4286 0.05036 168 111 42 15
109 I don't know where her head's at these days 1.4286 0.05036 168 111 42 15
110 I find it difficult to get close to her. 1.4286 0.05106 168 112 40 16
111 It always looks better on the runway. 1.4286 0.05106 168 112 40 16
112 Rumor has it she's to be wed to the Earl of Hickey. 1.4286 0.05637 168 120 24 24
113 It's by Michelin. They say you can wear it in all seasons. 1.4286 0.05036 168 111 42 15
114 It got wet. 1.4286 0.05444 168 117 30 21
115 I believe she's married to one of the Michelin brothers. 1.4286 0.05036 168 111 42 15
116 I remember when women used to leave a little something for the imagination. 1.4260 0.05352 169 117 32 20
117 Methinks it's a good thing she can't see what she just stepped in. 1.4242 0.05515 165 116 28 21
118 I like big ruffs and I cannot lie. 1.4242 0.05647 165 118 24 23
119 I'm more of a bustle man. 1.4242 0.05024 165 109 42 14
120 If you saw her beard, you'd understand. 1.4207 0.05260 164 112 35 17
121 No wonder they call her the Virgin Queen. 1.4207 0.04968 164 108 43 13
122 "The lady doth protect too much, methinks". 1.4207 0.05189 164 111 37 16
123 Definitely not a head turner. 1.4207 0.05260 164 112 35 17
124 She's the Countess of Michelin. 1.4172 0.05208 163 111 36 16
125 Just look at her: baring her forehead like that, the strumpet! 1.4172 0.05492 163 115 28 20
126 In theory it's guillotine proof. 1.4136 0.05079 162 109 39 14
127 It's from the Anne Boleyn collection. . . 1.4136 0.05154 162 110 37 15
128 That must be some hickey. 1.4136 0.05444 162 114 29 19
129 Tell Will there's enough material there for a tragedy as well as a comedy. 1.4136 0.05079 162 109 39 14
130 I thought you said she was a no frills kind of girl. 1.4125 0.05046 160 107 40 13
131 Imagine her husband's codpiece. 1.4125 0.05422 160 112 30 18
132 She may look calm, but she's easily ruffled. 1.4125 0.05422 160 112 30 18
133 I can never understand a word she says. 1.4125 0.05046 160 107 40 13
134 Clearly, that is a woman who believes that size matters. 1.4099 0.04864 161 106 44 11
135 I'm more of a no frills kind of guy. 1.4088 0.05219 159 109 35 15
136 Her husband is a veterinarian. 1.4088 0.05443 159 112 29 18
137 I've heard it's guillotine proof. 1.4088 0.05369 159 111 31 17
138 I heard the king's building a bigger guillotine. 1.4088 0.05587 159 114 25 20
139 Oh Look. It's Henry VIII's new wife. 1.4088 0.05369 159 111 31 17
140 Poor thing, they say she’s got collara. 1.4088 0.05369 159 111 31 17
141 It was her husband's idea - he said she doth protest too much. 1.4051 0.05390 158 111 30 17
142 I've always found her a bit unapproachable. 1.4051 0.04755 158 103 46 9
143 It's not just a fashion statement. It's how she survived three beheadings. 1.4051 0.05002 158 106 40 12
144 If only some of King Henry's other wives had been as clever ... 1.4051 0.05390 158 111 30 17
145 I understand you can also get them glazed or with sprinkles. 1.4051 0.05610 158 114 24 20
146 Is it attire? Or a tire? 1.4051 0.05002 158 106 40 12
147 It's the next big thing. 1.4051 0.05465 158 112 28 18
148 They say it was designed by Anne Boleyn... 1.4051 0.05538 158 113 26 19
149 She is easily ruffled. 1.4051 0.05315 158 110 32 16
150 Hel-lo...Doily! 1.4051 0.05002 158 106 40 12
151 I don't know, but she changes it every 30,000 miles. 1.4038 0.05046 156 105 39 12
152 And yet she still manages to give me the cold shoulder. 1.4038 0.05286 156 108 33 15
153 Methinks she doth protect too much 1.4038 0.05663 156 113 23 20
154 The hole at the center was my idea. 1.4038 0.05286 156 108 33 15
155 Will Anne Hathaway hath a way to half a way, stick her neck out for Will? 1.4038 0.05878 156 116 17 23
156 She gets everything at Costco 1.4038 0.05736 156 114 21 21
157 The whiplash isn't that bad. Her attorney is good though. 1.4038 0.05516 156 111 27 18
158 You're gonna need a bigger guillotine. 1.4038 0.05127 156 106 37 13
159 I think it's called a "choker." 1.4000 0.05538 155 111 26 18
160 I hear in France you can't wear it on the beach. 1.4000 0.05226 155 107 34 14
161 And where, pray tell, is Lord Gaga? 1.4000 0.05462 155 110 28 17
162 Maybe she thinks it makes her derrière look smaller 1.3961 0.05081 154 105 37 12
163 Beautiful woman, but I couldn't make out a word she said. 1.3961 0.04645 154 100 47 7
164 I hear she can get pretty hot under the collar. 1.3961 0.04824 154 102 43 9
165 That's King Henry's latest wife -- she's not tempting fate. 1.3961 0.05326 154 108 31 15
166 I've heard she's engaged to Henry VIII. 1.3961 0.05326 154 108 31 15
167 It worked better on the runway. 1.3935 0.05137 155 107 35 13
168 That reminds me... Time to change my air filter. 1.3922 0.05582 153 111 24 18
169 It hides her beard. 1.3922 0.05099 153 105 36 12
170 I hear she's hard to get close to. 1.3922 0.05099 153 105 36 12
171 She just got back from the vet. 1.3922 0.05505 153 110 26 17
172 If you think that's bad, you can imagine the chastity belt. 1.3907 0.05557 151 109 25 17
173 Anne Boleyn's daughter. Why do you ask? 1.3907 0.05058 151 103 37 11
174 I must say, Lady Michelin is looking rather fetching! 1.3907 0.05230 151 105 33 13
175 You should see her chastity belt! 1.3907 0.05230 151 105 33 13
176 They say she's never been kissed. 1.3907 0.05230 151 105 33 13
177 She was licking herself. 1.3907 0.05636 151 110 23 18
178 I like big ruffs and I can not lie. 1.3907 0.05557 151 109 25 17
179 And yet, she always seems so unruffled. 1.3907 0.05058 151 103 37 11
180 When everyone else goes low, she goes high. 1.3907 0.05058 151 103 37 11
181 I bet she hides her diamonds in the ruff! 1.3907 0.05145 151 104 35 12
182 She must be coming from the vet. 1.3907 0.05313 151 106 31 14
183 I miss necks. 1.3907 0.05058 151 103 37 11
184 She's got the best personal injury attorney in the shire. 1.3907 0.05058 151 103 37 11
185 This town is being taken over by ruff necks. 1.3907 0.05145 151 104 35 12
186 If I say anything, she will just buy a bigger one. 1.3907 0.05230 151 105 33 13
187 Takes your breath away, doesn't it? 1.3907 0.05396 151 107 29 15
188 Odd girl...married to that Michelin fellow. 1.3907 0.05313 151 106 31 14
189 Lady Michelin is betrothed to the Earl of Dunlop, you say? 1.3907 0.05396 151 107 29 15
190 She's a biter. 1.3907 0.05145 151 104 35 12
191 Personally, I'm more of a corset man. 1.3907 0.05396 151 107 29 15
192 By counting the rings, you can tell how long she's been a lady-in-waiting. 1.3907 0.04970 151 102 39 10
193 Isn't that...?" "Why, indeed it is - Mary, Queen of Scott Towels! 1.3907 0.05477 151 108 27 16
194 Actually Sir, she's a chimney sweep. 1.3896 0.05397 154 110 28 16
195 Have you met Lady Dunkin of Donut? 1.3896 0.05703 154 114 20 20
196 I'm not saying anything, especially after that business about the King and HIS new clothes! 1.3882 0.05605 152 111 23 18
197 King Henry won't be getting rid of this one so easily. 1.3867 0.05075 150 103 36 11
198 Really? I never heard of a "chastity muff." 1.3867 0.05249 150 105 32 13
199 Someday, they'll be known as 'turtlenecks'. 1.3867 0.05579 150 109 24 17
200 One of Lord Michelin's designs I think. 1.3867 0.04986 150 102 38 10
201 M'lady seems easily ruffled. 1.3867 0.04986 150 102 38 10
202 My air filter...? Just changed it. Why do you ask ? 1.3867 0.05249 150 105 32 13
203 She won't marry Henry the Eighth without it. 1.3867 0.05579 150 109 24 17
204 Looks like another bad case of collara. 1.3867 0.05249 150 105 32 13
205 There goes Miss frillier-than-thou. 1.3867 0.05163 150 104 34 12
206 The Boleyn thing really freaked her out, 1.3826 0.05268 149 105 31 13
207 Countess Dracula says it's the secret to her lasting marriage. 1.3826 0.05268 149 105 31 13
208 It helps take her mind off the corset. 1.3826 0.05268 149 105 31 13
209 She has Cholera. 1.3826 0.05437 149 107 27 15
210 It's supposed to make her hips look slimmer. 1.3826 0.05003 149 102 37 10
211 ....and so began the collara epidemic 1.3826 0.05003 149 102 37 10
212 Have you ever seen such a lewd display of upper ear in all your life? 1.3826 0.05682 149 110 21 18
213 The Owner's Manual says the new filter only needs changing after a major plague. 1.3826 0.04911 149 101 39 9
214 She broke our engagement after I said I wanted a no-frills wedding. 1.3826 0.05093 149 103 35 11
215 Looks like King Henry's new wife isn't taking any chances. 1.3810 0.05317 147 104 30 13
216 It's just until the stitches heal. 1.3810 0.05404 147 105 28 14
217 On the plus side, Her Majesty no longer bites her nails. 1.3810 0.05138 147 102 34 11
218 Well is does take your attention away from her large feet. 1.3810 0.05138 147 102 34 11
219 The King wants her to stop chewing her nails. 1.3810 0.04859 147 99 40 8
220 Wait till you see what they have in mind for your cod piece! 1.3810 0.05404 147 105 28 14
221 Just wait 'til you see this year's codpiece designs! 1.3810 0.05228 147 103 32 12
222 That's how she doth roll. 1.3810 0.05573 147 107 24 16
223 Chastity begins at first base. 1.3810 0.05228 147 103 32 12
224 It's time someone invented a scarf 1.3800 0.05153 150 105 33 12
225 It takes a lot to unruffle her. 1.3784 0.05287 148 105 30 13
226 It is made of a new, guillotine-resistant fabric. 1.3784 0.05373 148 106 28 14
227 I just can't seem to get close to her. 1.3784 0.05110 148 103 34 11
228 She used to be a real head turner. 1.3767 0.05336 146 104 29 13
229 There's more than one way to tame a shrew. 1.3767 0.05247 146 103 31 12
230 They call it a Chastity Collar. 1.3767 0.05336 146 104 29 13
231 Why, she's the walking embodiment of class, beauty, and super-absorbency. 1.3767 0.05247 146 103 31 12
232 She said communication is the key to a good relationship. At least, I think that's what she said. 1.3767 0.05247 146 103 31 12
233 Don't expect to get to second base. 1.3767 0.05424 146 105 27 14
234 Unlike her predecessors, she's guillotine-proof. 1.3767 0.05156 146 102 33 11
235 Methinks the lady doth protect too much. 1.3767 0.05336 146 104 29 13
236 They call it "Guillotine Chic" 1.3767 0.05424 146 105 27 14
237 They say she hasn't tied her own shoes in years 1.3767 0.05510 146 106 25 15
238 Henry's going to have a hard time getting rid of that one. 1.3767 0.05595 146 107 23 16
239 Lace is more. 1.3767 0.05595 146 107 23 16
240 I prefer a no-frills woman, myself. 1.3767 0.05247 146 103 31 12
241 Do you think she knows her boot is unlaced? 1.3767 0.05156 146 102 33 11
242 Her neck tattoo says 'Only God Can Judge Me.' 1.3741 0.04942 147 101 37 9
243 That's Henry VIII's new wife. 1.3741 0.05479 147 107 25 15
244 We tried everything to stop her sleepwalking. Now we just let her bump around town until she wakes up. 1.3724 0.05080 145 101 34 10
245 The lady doth protect too much, methinks. 1.3724 0.05868 145 110 16 19
246 Her father said no necking, and he meant it. 1.3724 0.05356 145 104 28 13
247 Should we tell her that it makes her neck look fat? 1.3724 0.05444 145 105 26 14
248 She's engaged to Henry the 8th. 1.3724 0.05356 145 104 28 13
249 She gets pretty hot under the collar. 1.3724 0.05080 145 101 34 10
250 Strangely, I now desire to hear what she has to say. 1.3724 0.05265 145 103 30 12
251 They say she's hot under the collar. 1.3724 0.05356 145 104 28 13
252 "There is indeed talk of a royal hickey.' 1.3724 0.05618 145 107 22 16
253 Her carriage was rear-ended and her lawyer said to wear that for a while. 1.3724 0.05532 145 106 24 15
254 They say it comes in a tiny package, and then you just add water. 1.3724 0.04985 145 100 36 9
255 That's one bad whiplash. 1.3724 0.05444 145 105 26 14
256 She recently got a white collar job. 1.3706 0.05315 143 102 29 12
257 It came as a bonus with the chastity belt. 1.3706 0.05497 143 104 25 14
258 We are trying to get her to stop scratching her ear. 1.3706 0.05586 143 105 23 15
259 You should see her chastity belt. 1.3706 0.05407 143 103 27 13
260 Let me put it this way, if it kills her it's a tragedy but if she gets married in it,its a comedy 1.3706 0.05221 143 101 31 11
261 The lady doth protect too much. 1.3706 0.05844 143 108 17 18
262 It stops her from licking her wounds. 1.3706 0.05407 143 103 27 13
263 Bet you she's hot under the collar. 1.3706 0.05586 143 105 23 15
264 I told her that I ordered it from Paris. It's actually an air filter for a John Deere 9RX. 1.3706 0.05586 143 105 23 15
265 I can't remember, is this a part of history where we find that arousing? 1.3706 0.05586 143 105 23 15
266 Nice eyebrows! 1.3706 0.05315 143 102 29 12
267 I keep telling her, you can't even see the pimple. 1.3706 0.05497 143 104 25 14
268 She's so hard to get close to. 1.3699 0.05052 146 102 34 10
269 I'm guessing she's a little haute under the collar. 1.3696 0.05641 138 101 23 14
270 Looks like we'll have 6 more weeks of winter 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
271 It's called 'the Anne Boleyn'. 1.3662 0.05239 142 101 30 11
272 Her horse was rear-ended 1.3662 0.05143 142 100 32 10
273 They ran out of scarlet letters. 1.3662 0.05426 142 103 26 13
274 Looks like heads are going to roll. 1.3662 0.05334 142 102 28 12
275 It's not a collar it's a neck guard. She's engaged to Henry VIII. 1.3662 0.05869 142 108 16 18
276 She bites her nails. 1.3662 0.05143 142 100 32 10
277 Propose? I can't even get to first base! 1.3662 0.05239 142 101 30 11
278 You're telling me....I had to dance with her the other night 1.3662 0.05426 142 103 26 13
279 It keeps her from biting her nails. 1.3662 0.04843 142 97 38 7
280 That Anne Boleyn is just being paranoid. 1.3662 0.05426 142 103 26 13
281 Lady Michelin is a great inspiration to her husband. 1.3662 0.05239 142 101 30 11
282 I just remembered I need to put on my snow tires. 1.3617 0.05446 141 103 25 13
283 Whiplash. 1.3617 0.05446 141 103 25 13
284 Henry VIII's new wife came prepared. 1.3597 0.05593 139 103 22 14
285 She’s a finalist on ‘Extreme Dutch Masters’. 1.3597 0.04898 139 96 36 7
286 It certainly keeps her from looking at her phone every minute. 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
287 And they say the frill is gone. 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
288 It's Mary, queen of snots. 1.3597 0.05499 139 102 24 13
289 She's the cheesemaker's daughter. 1.3597 0.05404 139 101 26 12
290 It's Madam Bundt 1.3597 0.05404 139 101 26 12
291 I went low, she went high. 1.3597 0.05686 139 104 20 15
292 She hath her cake and weareth it too. 1.3597 0.05593 139 103 22 14
293 Apparently it offers protection from both cold weather and executions. 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
294 She's easily ruffled. 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
295 That's the Queen Mum. 1.3597 0.05404 139 101 26 12
296 Uneasy lies the head that wears that. 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
297 You think that's something. You should see the chastity belt. 1.3597 0.05499 139 102 24 13
298 She's the only one of Henry's exes who's kept her head. 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
299 On the plus side, it doubles as a flotation device. 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
300 I never thought gag orders would become fashionable. 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
301 It keeps her from biting her nails. 1.3597 0.05003 139 97 34 8
302 She should get a good 30,000 miles out of that one. 1.3597 0.05593 139 103 22 14
303 It looks like Henry's new wife isn't taking any chances. 1.3597 0.04898 139 96 36 7
304 Looks like Anne Boleyn's recovering well! 1.3597 0.05593 139 103 22 14
305 It's the worst case of ring around the collar I've seen. 1.3597 0.05686 139 104 20 15
306 You should see her souffles. 1.3571 0.04869 140 97 36 7
307 Look's like high collar crime to me. 1.3551 0.05520 138 102 23 13
308 It's the Stratford-on-Avon Diet. 1.3551 0.05708 138 104 19 15
309 And THAT'S why she's still the Virgin Queen... 1.3551 0.05423 138 101 25 12
310 It gives a whole new meaning to necking. 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
311 She just wouldn't stop scratching. 1.3551 0.05423 138 101 25 12
312 Have you met Lady Michelin? 1.3551 0.05423 138 101 25 12
313 Lord Michelin is promoting it as the latest in formal attire. 1.3551 0.05423 138 101 25 12
314 Isn't that Count Dracula's girlfriend? 1.3551 0.05520 138 102 23 13
315 You should see her dog. 1.3551 0.05520 138 102 23 13
316 She'd been gnawing on her leg wound a lot. 1.3551 0.05800 138 105 17 16
317 Looks like she figured out how to have her cake and eat it too. 1.3551 0.05423 138 101 25 12
318 A breath mint might be less burdensome. 1.3551 0.05325 138 100 27 11
319 The theft of a cheese wheel had not occurred to me. 1.3551 0.05325 138 100 27 11
320 The King calls it a Muffler. 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
321 She has personal space issues. 1.3551 0.04911 138 96 35 7
322 She has a problem with intimacy. 1.3551 0.05325 138 100 27 11
323 What does the vet say? 1.3551 0.05615 138 103 21 14
324 It's called guillotine-proof fashion, I've heard it's all the rage in France. 1.3551 0.05615 138 103 21 14
325 Our next creation should be one that only inflates upon impact 1.3551 0.05325 138 100 27 11
326 Methinks the lady doth project too much. 1.3551 0.05423 138 101 25 12
327 It keeps her from losing her head. 1.3551 0.05325 138 100 27 11
328 Careful. She ruffles easily. 1.3504 0.04814 137 95 36 6
329 Oh, it keeps her from chewing on her leg. 1.3504 0.05442 137 101 24 12
330 Well, it stopped the nose-pickimg. 1.3504 0.05730 137 104 18 15
331 It's called safe sex. A vampire is courting her. 1.3504 0.05138 137 98 30 9
332 Does she really think that thing that will stop Henry? 1.3504 0.05343 137 100 26 11
333 There's something inaccessible about her. 1.3504 0.04924 137 96 34 7
334 She's been dressing that way ever since she married Sir Dunkin. 1.3504 0.05540 137 102 22 13
335 Methinks she has a very bad case of collara! 1.3504 0.05442 137 101 24 12
336 And then I said "How could any collar make your neck look fat?" 1.3504 0.05730 137 104 18 15
337 Fashion? No, she just has a great personal injury attorney. 1.3504 0.05540 137 102 22 13
338 Well, at least she doesn't have to worry about Trump kissing her. 1.3504 0.05540 137 102 22 13
339 It only happens when its humid 1.3504 0.05442 137 101 24 12
340 Trump proofed 1.3481 0.05693 135 102 19 14
341 T'would seem t'is Much Ado About Ruffing. 1.3481 0.05595 135 101 21 13
342 No, I'm told you count them, like tree rings. 1.3481 0.05496 135 100 23 12
343 You know, I find post-Anne Boleyn fashion a bit unnerving. 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
344 It’s a sensible precaution—she’s next in line to marry King Henry VIII. 1.3481 0.05394 135 99 25 11
345 She's hard to kiss but easy to talk to. 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
346 That's going to be a long courtship. 1.3481 0.04855 135 94 35 6
347 Things just haven't been the same since the Boleyn incident. 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
348 It's fashionable and guillotine resistant. 1.3481 0.05496 135 100 23 12
349 Believe it or not, she used to be even less approachable. 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
350 I don't envy the executioner on this one. 1.3481 0.05595 135 101 21 13
351 Me thinkth tis whiplash. 1.3481 0.05394 135 99 25 11
352 I told her not to dry it in the microwave 1.3481 0.05884 135 104 15 16
353 No sillier than stilettos if you think about it. 1.3481 0.05077 135 96 31 8
354 Her problem is that she just gets too hot under the collar. 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
355 She's saving her neck for King Henry. 1.3481 0.05394 135 99 25 11
356 So, all you need do to silence her is add water? 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
357 Milady has nail-biting issues. 1.3481 0.05394 135 99 25 11
358 There are rumors of an egomaniacal real estate mogul in the land, coming up to beautiful women and kissing them, doing whatever he wants to them. So we came up with this little number. 1.3481 0.05595 135 101 21 13
359 Ruffles do have ridges!!! 1.3481 0.05595 135 101 21 13
360 There is a diamond in the ruff. 1.3481 0.05595 135 101 21 13
361 Whiplash. 1.3481 0.05595 135 101 21 13
362 Destined to be the virgin queen. 1.3481 0.05394 135 99 25 11
363 It's the new English Muffin look. 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
364 That looks like a royal pain in the neck. 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
365 And that, my good man, is Lord Gaga’s daughter. 1.3481 0.05595 135 101 21 13
366 She has a big white collar job! 1.3481 0.05496 135 100 23 12
367 Why is she wearing an air filter? We don't even have pollution yet. 1.3481 0.05790 135 103 17 15
368 Ruff day. 1.3481 0.05595 135 101 21 13
369 It worked on the vet's dog. 1.3481 0.05693 135 102 19 14
370 They say she's never been kissed. 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
371 Her doctor is also a veterinarian... 1.3481 0.05595 135 101 21 13
372 I told her not to pull the metal tab till she exited the castle. 1.3481 0.05077 135 96 31 8
373 Between you and me, her air filter needs changing. 1.3478 0.05310 138 101 26 11
374 I understand that she's engaged to Count Michelin. 1.3433 0.05616 134 101 20 13
375 The lady doth protect too much. 1.3433 0.05412 134 99 24 11
376 Remember how big bell bottoms got? 1.3433 0.05412 134 99 24 11
377 Another victim of white collar crime. Oh 1.3433 0.05092 134 96 30 8
378 Her coach got rear-ended. 1.3433 0.05308 134 98 26 10
379 The tiara's a bit much, isn't it? 1.3433 0.05616 134 101 20 13
380 She committed some white collar crime. 1.3433 0.05515 134 100 22 12
381 I like big ruffs and I can not lie 1.3433 0.05308 134 98 26 10
382 It's really an air filter. 1.3433 0.05201 134 97 28 9
383 It's great for long flights. 1.3433 0.05412 134 99 24 11
384 Apparently it was part of the prenuptial agreement. 1.3433 0.04981 134 95 32 7
385 The lady doth protect too much, methinks. 1.3433 0.05412 134 99 24 11
386 It's a training tool. It helps her to avoid looking down on people. 1.3433 0.05412 134 99 24 11
387 I hear she's suing her coachman for whiplash. 1.3433 0.05092 134 96 30 8
388 You wouldn't believe her chastity belt, either. 1.3431 0.05621 137 104 19 14
389 My eyes are up here, gentlemen. 1.3407 0.05480 135 101 22 12
390 In recent times, I have found it very difficult to get close to women. 1.3383 0.05106 133 96 29 8
391 A hickey, methinks. 1.3383 0.05737 133 102 17 14
392 Since Marie Antoinette she's worn nothing else. 1.3359 0.05590 131 99 20 12
393 The lady doth protect too much, methinks. 1.3359 0.05484 131 98 22 11
394 She's Lord Gaga's wife. 1.3359 0.05376 131 97 24 10
395 Scandalous! Look at all that wrist showing. . . . 1.3359 0.05376 131 97 24 10
396 Should we tell her that was the veterinary clinic? 1.3359 0.05797 131 101 16 14
397 Well, well! She's found a way to have her cake and eat it too! 1.3359 0.05590 131 99 20 12
398 Or, we could use red A's. 1.3359 0.05484 131 98 22 11
399 Forgive me if I'm mistaken, but I thought it was "uneasy lies the head that wears the crown." 1.3359 0.05266 131 96 26 9
400 I'm more a glass slipper kind of guy. 1.3359 0.05038 131 94 30 7
401 Go ahead, ask her if she'd like coffee with her doughnut. 1.3359 0.05484 131 98 22 11
402 She claims it's all the rage in some place called Wisconsin. 1.3359 0.05153 131 95 28 8
403 The whole 'Age of Reason' idea is beginning to sound more and more like a good idea. 1.3359 0.05484 131 98 22 11
404 I heard she likes it extra ruff. 1.3359 0.05694 131 100 18 13
405 It's the latest in our chastity line. 1.3359 0.05266 131 96 26 9
406 Tis her Ladyship of Gaga. 1.3359 0.05590 131 99 20 12
407 Gone, the lips I was so wont to kiss. Alas, when passion is o'ercome by fashion! 1.3359 0.05484 131 98 22 11
408 She's just playing hard to neck. 1.3359 0.05590 131 99 20 12
409 I can assure you that she doesn't ruffle easily. 1.3359 0.05484 131 98 22 11
410 The Princess Michelin bears a heavy burden. 1.3359 0.05038 131 94 30 7
411 I like big ruffles and I cannot lie. 1.3359 0.05153 131 95 28 8
412 Oh dear God. No doubt the Mrs. will want one too. 1.3359 0.05376 131 97 24 10
413 I wonder if the carpets match the lace. 1.3359 0.05694 131 100 18 13
414 So last year, I'm sure it was on sale. 1.3359 0.05153 131 95 28 8
415 Most likely on her way to Trump Castle. 1.3333 0.05758 132 102 16 14
416 What'd she get collared for? 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
417 It'd be easier if we just let her vote. 1.3308 0.04809 130 92 33 5
418 Without doubt, the most severe case of collara I've yet seen. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
419 I prefer unfiltered. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
420 The lady doth protrude too much me thinks 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
421 "I understand it filters everything she has to say". 1.3308 0.05281 130 96 25 9
422 It looks weird but she's lost 10 pounds already 1.3308 0.05281 130 96 25 9
423 She clearly did not follow the laundering instructions. 1.3308 0.05281 130 96 25 9
424 You think taking off a bra is tough 1.3308 0.05503 130 98 21 11
425 They call it an "heir filter." 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
426 Call the fashion police! We have a white collar crime. 1.3308 0.04931 130 93 31 6
427 The Enlightenment can't come soon enough. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
428 She looks totally absorbed. 1.3308 0.05610 130 99 19 12
429 I tried to tell her the neck tattoo was a bad idea. 1.3308 0.05051 130 94 29 7
430 This whole "keeping up with the Tudors" thing is getting a little out of hand. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
431 I've heard it comes with a 40,000 mile warranty. 1.3308 0.05503 130 98 21 11
432 I think she may be from Wisconsin! 1.3308 0.05281 130 96 25 9
433 She's been like that since the French Revolution. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
434 That's Mary, Queen of Snots. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
435 She didn't know it was dry clean only. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
436 Frankly, Will, I think you're better off writing plays. 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
437 Careful! She ruffles easily. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
438 Her shoes are hideous. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
439 She's an orthodox shrew. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
440 Wait until she tries to tie her shoes. 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
441 Well, at least it keeps her from texting. 1.3308 0.05281 130 96 25 9
442 She must have a devil of a time finding shoes to match! 1.3308 0.05281 130 96 25 9
443 I see that necklines are up this season. 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
444 You know, we've been dating for a year and I've never seen her unruffled. 1.3308 0.04554 130 90 37 3
445 I doth believe she descended from the Ottomans... 1.3308 0.05920 130 102 13 15
446 This latest fashion idea from Lady Goodyear seems to be getting some traction. 1.3308 0.05610 130 99 19 12
447 She asked me if I thought it made her neck look big. What was I supposed to say? 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
448 The collar was expensive,but the silence is priceless 1.3308 0.05281 130 96 25 9
449 That's nothing. You should see her sister, See-No-Evil. 1.3308 0.05503 130 98 21 11
450 It's Guillotine-proof 1.3308 0.04931 130 93 31 6
451 Yes, I understand that she's married to the village veterinarian. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
452 We went out once. Couldn't even get near first base. 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
453 Apparently it's all the rage in Transylvania 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
454 So you CAN have your cake and eat it too! 1.3308 0.05051 130 94 29 7
455 Truthfully, I think it DOES make her ass look big. 1.3308 0.05503 130 98 21 11
456 I can't believe it either -- exposed hands! 1.3308 0.05051 130 94 29 7
457 Don't talk to her. She's easily ruffled. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
458 She tends to get hot under the collar 1.3308 0.04809 130 92 33 5
459 The lady doth protrude too much, methinks. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
460 Yes, Henry, she'd make a great queen, but she's afraid to stick her neck out. 1.3308 0.05051 130 94 29 7
461 It's her third offense for 'texting in public. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
462 And they get smaller every year. Soon women might not even wear them at all. 1.3256 0.04942 129 93 30 6
463 It's called the 'Elizabethian Diet.' 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
464 She's had some work done. 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
465 It’s called a chastity collar. 1.3256 0.05410 129 97 22 10
466 It’s called a Henry VIII collar. 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
467 It is said she’s a diamond in the ruff. 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
468 Methinks the vampires have their work cut out for them. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
469 She's been wearing it ever since she got the job at Trump Castle 1.3228 0.05463 127 96 21 10
470 She's a Michelin. 1.3228 0.05463 127 96 21 10
471 If her father weren’t a squire she’d be in the regular stocks. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
472 Not only guillotine and pillory proof, but fashionable. 1.3228 0.05463 127 96 21 10
473 Holy crap! Is she really wearing a white collar after Labor Day? 1.3228 0.05109 127 93 27 7
474 She must have learned the fate of her predecessors. 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
475 She's pretty unapproachable. 1.3228 0.04985 127 92 29 6
476 'Tis recommend'd the lady shouldst changeth her filter every 30,000 words. 1.3228 0.05463 127 96 21 10
477 That must be some hickey. 1.3228 0.05463 127 96 21 10
478 It deployed as soon as she hit the maid. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
479 She's up to her neck in something. 1.3228 0.04985 127 92 29 6
480 Hickey, or no hickey: that is the question. 1.3228 0.05109 127 93 27 7
481 She was caught necking. 1.3228 0.05109 127 93 27 7
482 She has a blind date with that Henry the 8th fellow. 1.3228 0.05463 127 96 21 10
483 She says she is going to wear it until her braces come off. 1.3228 0.05463 127 96 21 10
484 I like big ruffs and I cannot lie. 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
485 Rumor hath it that she's into ruff sex. 1.3228 0.05577 127 97 19 11
486 Are you as turned on as I am? 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
487 I'm glad we just have the thing with the socks. 1.3228 0.05577 127 97 19 11
488 'She looks a bit hot under the collar.' 1.3228 0.05577 127 97 19 11
489 She bites her nails. 1.3228 0.05109 127 93 27 7
490 Muffler? Nope. Air Filter. 1.3228 0.05109 127 93 27 7
491 The lady doth protect too much, methinks. 1.3228 0.05577 127 97 19 11
492 It's called a chastity collar. 1.3228 0.05463 127 96 21 10
493 It also doubles as an air filter. 1.3228 0.04985 127 92 29 6
494 I'm telling you, I think she's had work done. 1.3228 0.05463 127 96 21 10
495 I hear she's never been kissed. 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
496 Looks like she needs a filter change... 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
497 If she's not careful, she'll be in over her head. 1.3228 0.05688 127 98 17 12
498 That collar is the best collar. Tremendous collar. Many people are saying it. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
499 I hear they're calling it a white collar crime. 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
500 I like big ruffs and I cannot lie. 1.3228 0.05463 127 96 21 10
501 King Henry has met his match. 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
502 I hear she's easily ruffled. 1.3228 0.05463 127 96 21 10
503 I like big ruffs and I cannot lie. 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
504 It's from Costco. 1.3228 0.05688 127 98 17 12
505 Methinks it is, perchance, a vile hickey. 1.3228 0.05577 127 97 19 11
506 Mary said she's going to party like it's 1599. 1.3203 0.05649 128 99 17 12
507 She's stacked! 1.3203 0.04952 128 93 29 6
508 She wants to stop smoking. 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
509 Way too much starch. 1.3203 0.05426 128 97 21 10
510 It stops her from licking her stitches. 1.3175 0.05595 126 97 18 11
511 "Don't tell milady, but I got it for the hound, to keep it from licking its arse. 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
512 A Lady Gaga in King Arthur's Court 1.3175 0.05817 126 99 14 13
513 Something tells me I just solved my dog's scratching problem. 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
514 I'll bet you a pint, she has a beard. 1.3175 0.05480 126 96 20 10
515 Methinks the lady is playing hard to get at. 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
516 Methinks the lady doth project too much. 1.3175 0.05926 126 100 12 14
517 Methinks the lady did protest too much. 1.3175 0.05595 126 97 18 11
518 She gets them in bulk from Costco, but hasn't yet figured how to separate them. 1.3175 0.05707 126 98 16 12
519 'One way to tame a shrew" 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
520 I heard that it is called a muffler. 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
521 Truth be told, her profile did say: "A diamond in the ruff." I assumed she was merely a poor speller! 1.3175 0.05817 126 99 14 13
522 Looks like her tutu went to her head. 1.3175 0.05595 126 97 18 11
523 You should see the size of her chastity belt. 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
524 This didn't used to be such a ruff neighborhood. 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
525 You wouldn't believe what her dog is wearing 1.3175 0.05707 126 98 16 12
526 She's that odd French woman, Madame Michelin... 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
527 Having her cake and eating it too, I think. 1.3175 0.05595 126 97 18 11
528 Sure, it's the height of fashion, but last week she tripped and rolled half way to Cornwall. 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
529 There passes the Duchess of Gouda. 1.3175 0.05480 126 96 20 10
530 I heard her father is a stuffed shirt. 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
531 Say what you will, it is rather slimming. 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
532 If you think that's something, you should see her chastity belt! 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
533 Methinks the lady must shield herself from Lord Trump's unsavory kissing and groping. 1.3145 0.05653 124 96 17 11
534 Methinks it's some sort of insurance scam. 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
535 Sometimes, Sir Lawrence, too much is left to the imagination. 1.3145 0.05653 124 96 17 11
536 It's only practical if you marry Henry VIII. 1.3145 0.05293 124 93 23 8
537 She's Anti-beheading. 1.3145 0.05416 124 94 21 9
538 I like it ruff. 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
539 She's engaged to Henry VIII. 1.3145 0.05653 124 96 17 11
540 Amazing! It's like her goiter disappeared. 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
541 It keeps Sir Trump away. 1.3145 0.05653 124 96 17 11
542 Her husband doesn't approve of unfiltered speech. 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
543 I told her not to get it wet. 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
544 That's how she rolls. 1.3145 0.05416 124 94 21 9
545 Yes, she's more than a little ruff around the edges. 1.3145 0.05416 124 94 21 9
546 I think I'll call it 'ring around the collar." 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
547 My god, her ears are showing! What's next, are women going to be able to breathe through their mouths? 1.3145 0.05653 124 96 17 11
548 So you are calling it a muffler? 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
549 It must be allergy season again. 1.3145 0.05416 124 94 21 9
550 I like big ruffs and I cannot deceive. 1.3145 0.05416 124 94 21 9
551 The Duchess of Goiter has an alluring modesty. 1.3145 0.05416 124 94 21 9
552 She's becoming too insulated from her subjects. 1.3145 0.05293 124 93 23 8
553 Good luck trying to neck with her. 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
554 She has a terrible fear of the guillotine. 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
555 That's funny, last week she seemed so unruffled. 1.3145 0.04772 124 89 31 4
556 She's actually quite approachable. 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
557 She says it'll keep Sir Trump from kissing her. 1.3145 0.05991 124 99 11 14
558 It must be quite a hickie. 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
559 She bites 1.3145 0.05653 124 96 17 11
560 I just don't understand- she only started wearing that after our first kiss. 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
561 I hear the French have banned them from their beaches. 1.3145 0.05293 124 93 23 8
562 Never should have tried that new fabric softener 1.3145 0.05653 124 96 17 11
563 It's advertised to stop even a guillotine blade. 1.3145 0.05293 124 93 23 8
564 You should have seen her wedding cake. 1.3145 0.04489 124 87 35 2
565 She bites. 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
566 She's having her cake and eating it, too. 1.3145 0.05880 124 98 13 13
567 It's the 'Let Them Eat Cake' look. 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
568 That probably won't help, Madame Antoinette. 1.3145 0.05416 124 94 21 9
569 Will Fashion Week never end? 1.3120 0.05378 125 95 21 9
570 It's to keep her from biting her nails. 1.3120 0.05005 125 92 27 6
571 I'm told that's Lady Mmrffghrghhhg. 1.3120 0.05613 125 97 17 11
572 It's a shame we have to make her wear it, but she just won't stop scratching. 1.3120 0.05497 125 96 19 10
573 That's in case she runs into The Donald again. 1.3120 0.05727 125 98 15 12
574 I think she's over reacting to the Marie Antoinette thing. 1.3120 0.05378 125 95 21 9
575 That lass gets a round. 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
576 When you see her boyfriend you'll understand. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
577 It can filter all allergens. 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
578 It goes with her chastity belt. 1.3089 0.04916 123 90 28 5
579 It's called a chastity ruff. They say her father commissioned it when she developed a compulsion for kissing frogs. 1.3089 0.05552 123 95 18 10
580 Haughty but nice. 1.3089 0.05671 123 96 16 11
581 You should see the hickey! 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
582 she cant wait till someone invents a turtle neck 1.3089 0.05552 123 95 18 10
583 Heads will roll. 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
584 The Duchess of Michelin claims she's way ahead of her time. 1.3089 0.05671 123 96 16 11
585 They're all the rage among Henry's wives. 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
586 She's clearly guilty of a white collar crime. 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
587 She's putting off heirs. 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
588 Her barrister advised her to wear it until their case is heard against the driver who rear-ended her carriage. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
589 She hasn't been the same since Anne Boleyn. 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
590 Fashion week always pushes the limits. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
591 I understand Henry VIII has his eye on her. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
592 She bites her nails 1.3089 0.05049 123 91 26 6
593 The King invented it himself. It's called a muffler. 1.3089 0.04916 123 90 28 5
594 It's new. On the one hand, it's a fashion statement; on the other, she won't be making any more statements. 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
595 I would have opted for the 'A'. 1.3089 0.05787 123 97 14 12
596 My dog had to wear one of those things. 1.3089 0.04916 123 90 28 5
597 And in case of flood, she floats. 1.3089 0.05049 123 91 26 6
598 Talk about ring around the collar! 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
599 Lord Trump must be in town. 1.3089 0.05787 123 97 14 12
600 Not Anne Boleyn, but the one after her started wearing them. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
601 I like big ruffs, and I cannot lie. 1.3089 0.05049 123 91 26 6
602 It might seem like an act of modesty, Maurice, but I have heard the bigger the frills the better the thrills. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
603 She's had work done. 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
604 Yet another victim of the widespread collar epidemic. 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
605 She wanted something comfy to wear to the beheading. 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
606 It's called an Elizabethan Life Saver. 1.3089 0.05049 123 91 26 6
607 It's part of her prenup with King Henry 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
608 It keeps her from constantly looking at her cell phone. 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
609 It's from the colonies. Bigger and better. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
610 Let's see her talk her way out of this one. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
611 She's been advised to not lick her wounds. 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
612 By George! Is it fashion week already?! 1.3089 0.05552 123 95 18 10
613 It's a rare case of cholera. 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
614 She may not have the brightest bulb, but oh what a lampshade. 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
615 chastity isn't the problem 1.3089 0.04916 123 90 28 5
616 I know it's awkward. But the doctor's worried she'd bite her stiches. 1.3089 0.05901 123 98 12 13
617 "She's engaged to Henry VIII". 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
618 Lady Hepa never gets sick. 1.3089 0.05671 123 96 16 11
619 That must be quite a hickey. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
620 She should smile more. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
621 It may seem very radical, but her diet plan IS working! 1.3089 0.05049 123 91 26 6
622 They say she wouldn't stop licking her sutures. 1.3089 0.05787 123 97 14 12
623 Collar? I hardly even know her. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
624 "I love this new fashion craze! I can't hear a word she says. 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
625 She is unwilling to stick her neck out for anyone. 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
626 Lace just hasn't been the same since they opened that new Costco. 1.3065 0.05631 124 97 16 11
627 And let me tell you, she hasn't complained about her corset since. 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
628 I've got it! We core the pineapples, and then we can them! 1.3065 0.05513 124 96 18 10
629 She seems ruffled. 1.3033 0.05446 122 94 19 9
630 It was her Solicitor's idea after the Royal carriage was rear-ended. 1.3033 0.05446 122 94 19 9
631 It stops her biting her nails. 1.3033 0.04923 122 90 27 5
632 Looks like she deployed her floatation device before she left the ship. 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
633 She's very sensitive about her double chin. 1.3033 0.05320 122 93 21 8
634 Methinks our queen must have quite the hickey. 1.3033 0.05446 122 94 19 9
635 Well at least it covers up that scarlet letter. 1.3033 0.05569 122 95 17 10
636 The vampire scare has really gone too far. 1.3033 0.05446 122 94 19 9
637 She thinks everything revolves around her 1.3033 0.05569 122 95 17 10
638 I told her it made her look thin. 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
639 That is SO last year! 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
640 "She started dating Henry"! 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
641 It is an Italian design by Parmigiano-Reggiano 1.3033 0.05446 122 94 19 9
642 Leave her alone. She's a bit ruffled at the moment. 1.3033 0.05320 122 93 21 8
643 And she can go 100,000 miles before needing a replacement 1.3033 0.04923 122 90 27 5
644 ""If only we had a name for these white collar people". 1.3033 0.05446 122 94 19 9
645 She's a little rough around the edges. 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
646 It's considered a fashion statement since that Anne Boleyn thing. 1.3033 0.05569 122 95 17 10
647 I can't wait until someone invents the turtleneck. 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
648 She is known to be a lady of few words. 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
649 She's King Henry's latest wife. 1.3033 0.05446 122 94 19 9
650 Whiplash. 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
651 She is hot under the collar. 1.3033 0.05320 122 93 21 8
652 Me lady wants to make sure that Donald the Builder does not try to stick his tongue down her throat again. 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
653 I guess her date with Henry VIII didn't go well. 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
654 I explained that less is more, and she explained that I’m a moron. 1.3000 0.05749 120 95 14 11
655 It might stop Trump from kissing her but she's still vulnerable 1.3000 0.05500 120 93 18 9
656 I can only imagine what kind of chastity belt she's wearing. 1.3000 0.05500 120 93 18 9
657 It's fashionable and also functions as an air filter. 1.3000 0.05626 120 94 16 10
658 The Queen hurt her neck, now everyone's wearing them! 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
659 She thinks the smaller size makes her head look enormous. 1.3000 0.05500 120 93 18 9
660 The chastity belts haven't been selling well, so we're rebranding. 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
661 YOU try kissing her. 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
662 There goeth Lady GaGa. 1.3000 0.05500 120 93 18 9
663 We get it, you're rich. 1.3000 0.05500 120 93 18 9
664 I believe the instructions specifically state: 'do not soak in water before wearing' 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
665 Apparently, the King's gag order is still in effect. 1.3000 0.04822 120 88 28 4
666 I think she's had a ruff week. 1.3000 0.05626 120 94 16 10
667 It's called the Marie Antoinette. 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
668 If fashion be a crime, she just got collared. 1.3000 0.05500 120 93 18 9
669 She has an inflated opinion of herself. 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
670 The lady did protest too much, methinks. 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
671 I'd love to feather her ruffles. 1.3000 0.05500 120 93 18 9
672 High fashion can be such a pain in the neck. 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
673 The way we figure, it's cheaper than a chastity belt, and just as effective 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
674 Okay, but why the Crocs? 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
675 It came with the chastity belt. 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
676 Me lady is only chaste from the neck up. 1.3000 0.05626 120 94 16 10
677 She seeketh damages for injuries upon her neck. 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
678 Heads will roll! 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
679 Never shopping online again. 1.3000 0.04674 120 87 30 3
680 What did she say? 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
681 It's supposed to make her waist look thinner 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
682 It keeps her from biting her stitiches." 1.3000 0.05500 120 93 18 9
683 She is stacked! 1.3000 0.05500 120 93 18 9
684 I think the scarlett letter was a better look for her than the cone of shame. 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
685 Methinks, William, that is much ado about ruffing. 1.3000 0.05870 120 96 12 12
686 They say her first husband was a vampire. 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
687 It's called the "Anne Boleyn." 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
688 Don't know about you, but I really prefer the no-frills type. 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
689 She's scared to death of Henry the 8th. 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
690 She thinks it's high fashion. I just invented it to shut her up. 1.3000 0.05500 120 93 18 9
691 She had a coupon. 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
692 Too much Downey 1.2941 0.05642 119 94 15 10
693 Looks like a bad case of ring around the collar 1.2941 0.05767 119 95 13 11
694 Ringeth around the collar! 1.2941 0.05642 119 94 15 10
695 What if we started using those for the dogs? 1.2941 0.05515 119 93 17 9
696 If you tip her on her side, she rolls in a circle. 1.2941 0.05515 119 93 17 9
697 Wait 'till she sneezes. Wait for it... 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
698 The lady doth project too much, methinks! 1.2941 0.05642 119 94 15 10
699 I'm told it's called the "hickey dickey." 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
700 Trump buffer zone." 1.2941 0.05515 119 93 17 9
701 Allergies... 1.2941 0.05384 119 92 19 8
702 Look at how ridiculously tiny her wrist ruffles are! 1.2941 0.04971 119 89 25 5
703 Prepare thyself for a cold winter, lad. 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
704 That's ruff. 1.2941 0.05642 119 94 15 10
705 She hasn't been able to say. 1.2941 0.05515 119 93 17 9
706 She's the new intern for Bill Clinton. 1.2941 0.05889 119 96 11 12
707 It may be time to cut back on all the frills. 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
708 Mistress Gaga...always something new. 1.2941 0.05515 119 93 17 9
709 I'm just glad we've moved on from skinny jeans. 1.2941 0.05642 119 94 15 10
710 She's never been wrong - it's going to be a very cold winter. 1.2941 0.04971 119 89 25 5
711 Wait till she breathes in. 1.2941 0.05515 119 93 17 9
712 Methinks m'Lady's new air filter is a wee bit much... 1.2941 0.05642 119 94 15 10
713 That is so Fifteenth century! 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
714 Seventh Wife Syndrome 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
715 It was a gift from the King to show his appreciation for her advice... 1.2941 0.05642 119 94 15 10
716 What beautiful eyes! 1.2941 0.05515 119 93 17 9
717 Size really matters to her. 1.2941 0.05384 119 92 19 8
718 It's hard to tell if that's fashion or punishment. 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
719 I see that Lady Goodyear has winterized. 1.2941 0.05384 119 92 19 8
720 That's Anne's sister. 1.2941 0.05515 119 93 17 9
721 She has a rotating shift at the horse wash. 1.2941 0.05515 119 93 17 9
722 It saved her life when her boat sank. 1.2941 0.05384 119 92 19 8
723 Apparently she couldn't keep her head on straight. 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
724 Ten bucks says they're fake. 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
725 I hear she also invented puff pastry. 1.2941 0.05642 119 94 15 10
726 Methinks her ladyship has yet to resolve the nail biting problem. 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
727 The tiara is a little over the top. 1.2941 0.05515 119 93 17 9
728 Her ruff is worse than her bite. 1.2941 0.05384 119 92 19 8
729 Uneasy lies the head that wears that thing. 1.2941 0.05642 119 94 15 10
730 I thinketh she hideth a hickey. 1.2917 0.05345 120 93 19 8
731 It's her medical plan, she has to spend the next three months in the donut hole. 1.2917 0.05212 120 92 21 7
732 Sometimes I just grab them by the ruff, Sir Billy. I can't help myself. 'Tis like a magnet." 1.2906 0.05437 117 91 18 8
733 She seems to think that size matters. 1.2906 0.05014 117 88 24 5
734 Seems a bit extreme for preventing nail-biting... 1.2906 0.05437 117 91 18 8
735 Methinks the lady doth project too much. 1.2906 0.05702 117 93 14 10
736 They say expect great things from the Michelin family. 1.2906 0.05437 117 91 18 8
737 'Tis Cholera, I fear. 1.2906 0.05702 117 93 14 10
738 I asked but she can't talk now. 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 22 6
739 Proves you can have your cake and eat it too! 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 22 6
740 It reinforces her aura of unapproachability. 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 22 6
741 Methinks she has issues with intimacy. 1.2906 0.05300 117 90 20 7
742 She kept licking her stitches. 1.2906 0.05829 117 94 12 11
743 Did you understand a word she said? 1.2906 0.05300 117 90 20 7
744 She's hard to get close to, but she's head and shoulders above the rest. 1.2906 0.05300 117 90 20 7
745 She's very well attired. 1.2906 0.05702 117 93 14 10
746 She's had work done. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
747 She's the only lass in the village Lord Trump hasn't tried to kiss. 1.2881 0.05658 118 94 14 10
748 Let her eat cake. 1.2881 0.05785 118 95 12 11
749 When we go low, she goes high. 1.2881 0.05529 118 93 16 9
750 She calls them ruffles. Her husband calls it a muffler. 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
751 Must have been quite the hickey. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
752 Really...? It's called muff diving? 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
753 She's mad at me because I said that dress makes her butt look big. 1.2881 0.05785 118 95 12 11
754 Each year it gets smaller. Soon, we'll see their chins, and then what? 1.2881 0.04830 118 88 26 4
755 Hickee. 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
756 That girl certainly has a head on her shoulders. At least I think she has shoulders. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
757 I built her a great ruff -- nobody builds ruffs better than me, believe me -- and I build them very inexpensively. I built that great, great ruff right on her neck, and I made her husband pay for that ruff. 1.2845 0.05718 116 93 13 10
758 Too bad she ignored the recall. 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
759 I guess Anne Boleyn isn't taking any chances. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
760 It's also a floating device. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
761 They were out of scarlet letters. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
762 I believe it's called a Cronut. 1.2845 0.05585 116 92 15 9
763 Indeed, that is the new chastity collar. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
764 ...and I hear she's never been kissed. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
765 It pops up in the event of decapitation. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
766 Nathaniel Hawthorne to Editor: let's go with the scarlet letter. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
767 Sure hope it doesn't shrink when it dries. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
768 That reminds me....I need to change my oil. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
769 I like big ruffs, and I canst not lie. 1.2845 0.05585 116 92 15 9
770 You've heard the phrase, "extra virgin"? 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
771 I have been told that her name is Micheline Michelin 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
772 It started with a chastity belt. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
773 I didn't know those were inflatable. 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
774 Try as she might, I still find her breath offensive 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
775 I wonder if that gives her better satellite reception 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
776 It's actually more effective and it costs less than a chastity belt. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
777 It's the latest look from Monsieur Michelin. 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
778 It's easily 2 1/2 feet, but mind you, that's just a ruff estimate. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
779 There's much ado about nothing. 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
780 There was a no return policy. 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
781 The vet said this was the best way. 1.2845 0.05718 116 93 13 10
782 That's Lady Mary, the oil filter maker's daughter. 1.2845 0.05585 116 92 15 9
783 I really should get my snow tires mounted this weekend. 1.2845 0.05585 116 92 15 9
784 Perhaps you can have your cake and eat it too. 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
785 Jane Eyrebag. 1.2845 0.05585 116 92 15 9
786 It's for first offenders; they call it 'stocks lite.' 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
787 A little revealing, wouldn't you say? 1.2845 0.05585 116 92 15 9
788 That must be some hickey. 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
789 Talk about ring around the collar. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
790 Oh, it's the latest fashion for royals, one of those anti-guillotine gizmos. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
791 Milady hath an audience with Lord Trump. 1.2845 0.05718 116 93 13 10
792 There goes lazy Susan. 1.2845 0.05585 116 92 15 9
793 Well that should keep her from chewing her stitches. 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
794 It's a chastity necklace 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
795 That's Henry's last wife. 1.2845 0.05718 116 93 13 10
796 Lady Carburetor 1.2845 0.05585 116 92 15 9
797 I say , isn't she quite "collarful" !! 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
798 Now she wants to get her ears pierced. 1.2845 0.05718 116 93 13 10
799 It's Vampire season. 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
800 So, ixnay on the necklace for her birthday. 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
801 I believe they're calling it a 'muffin top'. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
802 I always say I will change the air filter myself, but I never do. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
803 These necklines are getting higher every year 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
804 It was designed to be guillotine-proof. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
805 I like big ruffs and I cannot lie. 1.2845 0.05974 116 95 9 12
806 I hear she has never been kissed. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
807 Too big, or not too big: that is the question. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
808 It should be a "Goodyear " for fashion 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
809 A chastity collar! That's going too far! 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
810 Tasteless. She shops at Victorian Secret. 1.2845 0.05718 116 93 13 10
811 I see King Henry is dating again 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
812 She's vampire proof. 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
813 Something about her just says "guilty" to me. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
814 It's a Trump filter. 1.2845 0.05847 116 94 11 11
815 I would like to take a bite of her cheese wheel if you know what I'm sayin. 1.2845 0.05585 116 92 15 9
816 Some say the King's divorces are affecting fashion. 1.2845 0.05585 116 92 15 9
817 I believe she's performing Shakespeare-in-the-round at the theater tonight. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
818 We have to change it every 3000 miles, but it's worth it. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
819 Reckon she's hot under the collar? 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
820 After she got collared for slander, the judge issued a gag order. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
821 Methinks she heard what happened to Anne Boleyn. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
822 She can have her cake and eat it too. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
823 Uneasy lies the head that wears that gown. 1.2845 0.05847 116 94 11 11
824 I used to think nothing would ruffle her. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
825 Now that's ruffing it. 1.2821 0.05408 117 92 17 8
826 If the last Queen had that kind of forward thinking, she'd be alive today. 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
827 She has been so ruffled lately. 1.2783 0.04711 115 86 26 3
828 I hear she comes from a long line of big ruffnecks. 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
829 I preferred her hijab. 1.2783 0.05733 115 93 12 10
830 Have these women no shame? Soon they'll be baring their earlobes in public! 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
831 Her voice has a lyrical, but muffled, quality. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
832 It keeps her from biting her nails. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
833 They doth call her 'Little Miss Muffled'. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
834 That gives me an idea for my dog. 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
835 As Will said, "Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers." 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
836 She thinks her neck gives away her age. 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
837 How about this humidity? 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
838 It's a fascinating process, starting with a single one inch frill on her thirteenth birthday. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
839 She's had a ruff life. 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
840 It was invented by a former Miss Universe contestant. 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
841 I bet you it's fake. 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
842 On the plus side, the tea that makes it all the way through is really pure. 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
843 It was the only way I could get her to stop scratching her ears. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
844 Looks like she's found a new way to ignore us. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
845 I like big ruffs, and I cannot lie. 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
846 So hot. 1.2783 0.05865 115 94 10 11
847 She may be a diamond in the ruff, but honestly, it's hard to tell. 1.2783 0.05599 115 92 14 9
848 It's said she liketh it ruff, Sir Donald. 1.2783 0.05599 115 92 14 9
849 She has guillotinophobia. 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
850 She's easily ruffled. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
851 Let her be cake. 1.2783 0.05599 115 92 14 9
852 Methinks the lady didst not protest enough. 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
853 Hipsters! 1.2783 0.05599 115 92 14 9
854 'Tis fashionable, and doth prevent biting the royal cuticles." 1.2783 0.05865 115 94 10 11
855 'Tis the ruff that dreams are made of. 1.2783 0.05865 115 94 10 11
856 Methinks the lady protested too much. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
857 It's a ruff life. 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
858 Get over it Philip! With a ruff like that she's way out of our league. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
859 Absolutely! She hasn't licked her stitches in days. 1.2783 0.05599 115 92 14 9
860 O, Blissful Silence! Worth every penny I paid for it! 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
861 She's protesting the government's no-frills policy. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
862 We're both happy with it...for different reasons. 1.2783 0.05599 115 92 14 9
863 It's hard to shop for that in-between size 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
864 It keeps her from biting her stitches. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
865 I hear she is hard to get close to 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
866 She's a little ruff around the edges. 1.2743 0.05657 113 91 13 9
867 I didn't think she would ruffle so easily. 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
868 Now that's what I call ring around the collar! 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
869 She's concerned about meeting Trump. 1.2743 0.05657 113 91 13 9
870 I think she’s hiding a hickey. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
871 It's no wonder she has never been kissed. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
872 Seventeen stitches. It was either that or a plastic cone. 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
873 She loves to bump into people she knows. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
874 Getting her that muffler was the best money I ever spent. 1.2743 0.05795 113 92 11 10
875 She doesn't like to talk about it. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
876 Ring around the collar! 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
877 It's still a turn on. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
878 Pretty Ruff. 1.2743 0.05657 113 91 13 9
879 It wasn't like that before she sneezed! 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
880 Looks like the bearded lady has a new stylist. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
881 You should see her husband's codpiece. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
882 I like big ruffs and I cannot lie. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
883 Alas, one slight carriage accident and Cordelia already has herself a personal injury lawyer! 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
884 Is that a white collar crime? 1.2743 0.05657 113 91 13 9
885 It's called Trump Repellent. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
886 There goes Elizabeth, showing off her bling around the collar again. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
887 I heard in the spring, she'll emerge a beautiful butterfly. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
888 The one she wears in the winter has a more aggressive tread design. 1.2743 0.05929 113 93 9 11
889 Alas, I prefer a big bootie instead. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
890 It helps her keep a stiff upper lip. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
891 It's from Costco 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
892 She's called the Virgin Queen. That's why. 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
893 Yes - all the time - but she just bounces right back up. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
894 To breathe or not to breathe, that is the question. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
895 It's from 1536 House of Boleyn collection. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
896 it must be fashion week. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
897 I asked, she wouldn't tell, it's Victoria's secret. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
898 It's so 17th century. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
899 That is the Duchess of Hickey. 1.2743 0.05657 113 91 13 9
900 Methinks she's had a ruff knight. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
901 She just wouldn't stop licking her wounds. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
902 Apparently, he is not a good kisser. 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
903 I bet having tea with her is an experience. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
904 Me thinks the lady must have protested too much. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
905 This from the woman who told me size doesn't matter. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
906 I don't know. She told me her lawyer told her to wear it. 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
907 It’s either a call for attention or a personal space issue. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
908 Fashion can be ruff. 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
909 I believe it's called a chastity muff. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
910 Looks cheesy to me. 1.2743 0.04745 113 85 25 3
911 And then there's the chastity belt... 1.2743 0.05657 113 91 13 9
912 She's pretty enough, but she gets a little hot under the collar. 1.2743 0.04745 113 85 25 3
913 Eighteen and never been kissed. 1.2743 0.04745 113 85 25 3
914 That's one way to tame a shrew. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
915 No. No. She is engaged to the Clown Prince. 1.2743 0.05657 113 91 13 9
916 And you can't imagine the size of her chastity belt.... 1.2743 0.05657 113 91 13 9
917 She does look in good shape but I think her air filter needs replacing! 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
918 All the ladies-in-waiting have taken to wearing them, apparently it keeps Arch Duke Drumpf at a respectful distance. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
919 They say she's become engaged to King Henry. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
920 I think the trend started with his third wife. 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
921 They say she has to wear it until that awful carriage accident lawsuit is settled. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
922 We've frightened her. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
923 They say it has a built-in hepa filter. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
924 Ruffles have ridges. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
925 King Henry's wives aren't taking any chances! 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
926 It cuts down on her swearing. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
927 That explains the stiff upper lip. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
928 Soon she will be in over her head. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
929 It's so she won't scratch. 1.2743 0.05929 113 93 9 11
930 The priest asked her to stop looking down on little people 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
931 It's called a chastity what? 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
932 I wonder who rear-ended her? 1.2743 0.05657 113 91 13 9
933 It's the only way her father will let her out of the house. 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
934 I hear she got married to some count named Dracula. 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
935 She's an unspeakable beauty. 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
936 Such a tragedy, Shakespeare lost his diamond in her ruff. 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
937 It's a bit awkward during the soup course. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
938 The last fellow said she had a real problem with intimacy. 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
939 I don’t get it either, but Lord Michelin loves ‘em. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
940 Don't you just hate prank collars? 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
941 She's trying to quit biting her nails. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
942 If it shuts her up, I'd call it a muffler. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
943 Wow, serious ring around the collar. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
944 Ruffles...nobody can wear just one. 1.2679 0.05526 112 90 14 8
945 I don't know, looks like a pain in the neck 1.2679 0.05526 112 90 14 8
946 Looks like Elizabeth is having a ruff day. 1.2679 0.05526 112 90 14 8
947 I heard Hester opted for the A. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
948 She got a new one with her last oil change 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
949 She lives and breathes all things Elizabethan. Well, maybe not breathes. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
950 By Jove, Goodyear, you may be onto something! 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
951 In 400 years, I guess it would be great for sleeping on an airplane. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
952 First chastity belts, now this? 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
953 See the latest fashion inspired by Henry VIII's wives 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
954 I don't understand the trend either, but I hear it's great for sneaking snacks into the theatre 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
955 It's perfect for when she gets a runny nose. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
956 Buying bulk used to mean no-frills. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
957 Obviously, you haven't heard her yodel. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
958 I hear she runs with a ruff crowd. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
959 Tis all the rage in London, especially if one must meet with the Sir Donald of Trump." 1.2679 0.05670 112 91 12 9
960 Gawd, that ruff is sooo 1590s. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
961 "I think they caught her necking". 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
962 Elizabeth's Secret. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
963 It's called a chastity collar. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
964 Only until the sleepwalking is cured.. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
965 I heard Henry told her he likes a challenge. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
966 Ruff neighborhood. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
967 The princess is prone to fainting. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
968 She's a master of dramatic ironing. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
969 I once caught a glimpse of her chin. It wasn't as exciting as you'd expect. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
970 When Henry finds that Adam’s apple, heads will roll! 1.2679 0.05526 112 90 14 8
971 Gap-toothed, I hear. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
972 What did she say? 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
973 Verily, she's a diamond in the ruff. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
974 Methinks the Lady doth protest too much. 1.2679 0.05670 112 91 12 9
975 Perhaps Brexit did set us back a bit. 1.2679 0.05947 112 93 8 11
976 Queen caught her kissing the King. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
977 I hear she can be a little ruff around the edges. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
978 Somehow jumping out of the cake didn't work 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
979 She's had a ruff week. 1.2679 0.05670 112 91 12 9
980 I believe it is called a chastity ruff. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
981 ... and it substantially lowers her carriage-riding insurance premium. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
982 I hear she's from a ruff part of town. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
983 How about that for a pain in the neck! 1.2679 0.05947 112 93 8 11
984 That's a rough way to try to stick to your diet. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
985 Be careful; she's someone who gets ruffled easily. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
986 Hickies, I'm told. 1.2679 0.05526 112 90 14 8
987 Its the Elizabethan Diet 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
988 I think it looks better from the back. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
989 What I wouldn't give to take a peek at that neck... 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
990 I'd tell her to keep her chin up, but... 1.2679 0.04570 112 84 26 2
991 I hear it gets satellite reception. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
992 Verily, breath mints would be more practical. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
993 If only we could find a cure for ring around the collar. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
994 Punishment for Gossipers. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
995 Before, she was known for the size of her goiter. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
996 Double chin, bad breath, a bad case of Goiter I believe would cover your question. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
997 So much for no frills 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
998 She's playing hard-to-get. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
999 Apparently she has a nail-biting problem 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
1000 The lady doth not protest too much. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1001 That's one way to filter your words. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
1002 She has a bad case of 'Collara.' 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
1003 Methinks she doth protrude too much. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1004 Only one man has gotten close to her and he's still missing. 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
1005 I feel sorry for the person sitting next to her on the plane. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
1006 They call it "The cloud". 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1007 I hear she is on her way to visit Henry the Eighth. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1008 I think a beheading is out of the question. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1009 Well THAT is a new way to tame a shrew! 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1010 that's how she rolls 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1011 The muffling of the shrew. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1012 Sir Donald says he grabs them by the ruff. 1.2636 0.05729 110 90 11 9
1013 They're grooming her to become the next Queen Mum. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1014 Methinks Lord Trump arriveth anon. 1.2636 0.05873 110 91 9 10
1015 You can't get close to her. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
1016 Happens every time the humidity goes up. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1017 I think she said it was made by a Mr. Firestone. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1018 She's got a meeting with Trump this afternoon. 1.2636 0.05582 110 89 13 8
1019 It's like she doesn't even know I'm here. 1.2636 0.05582 110 89 13 8
1020 She says it's an air filter. 1.2636 0.05582 110 89 13 8
1021 It's not a fashion. More like a safety feature. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1022 Yes, the Cheese monger has taken up fashion design. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
1023 Only way I'd let her anywhere near The Donald. 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1024 "She was caught chewing on Lord Dudley's leg. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1025 Look who got caught out in the rain again. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1026 She said it's called a "guillotine bumper." 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1027 It's to hide her stiff upper lip. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1028 it's an anti-beheading thingy. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
1029 It does seem a bit cruel, but at least she stopped licking. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1030 No, I don't think it makes her look fat. 1.2636 0.05582 110 89 13 8
1031 I hear the new queen has a great defense against being beheaded. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1032 She's known to be one who blows things out proportion. 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1033 ...on the upside, she doesn't need a pillow. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
1034 It's a start, but it's not Trump-proof. 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1035 That must be some hickey. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1036 I can't hear her either. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1037 Lucy, the lace maker's daughter. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
1038 Pray it's only a fad. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1039 It keeps her from scratching. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1040 One day even this trend will go to the dogs. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1041 She's always hated her double chin! 1.2636 0.04599 110 83 25 2
1042 It was either that or watch her chew her ankle to ribbons. 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1043 Only until the stitches are out 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
1044 I'm told she's going to interview that American presidential candidate. 1.2636 0.05873 110 91 9 10
1045 Check out that ass 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1046 It's so last year. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1047 She kept licking her stitches. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1048 I think it's time for her to change her filter. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1049 You should see the king's cummerbund. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1050 Methinks she licked her stitches too much! 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1051 I hear her new couturier is Lord Charmin. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1052 She's Henry's new queen 1.2636 0.05582 110 89 13 8
1053 She never needs a napkin. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
1054 She really lawyered up after that rear-end collision. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1055 She used to kiss and tell. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1056 It's the new Trump Buster. 1.2636 0.05729 110 90 11 9
1057 This is not how I imagined silencing the heretics. 1.2636 0.05582 110 89 13 8
1058 She must be very hot under the collar. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1059 She's had work done. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1060 I confess I misunderstood when you said Milady likes it rough. 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1061 Don't suppose she'll be having spaghetti tonight... 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1062 Hickies... 1.2636 0.05582 110 89 13 8
1063 She knows how King Henry's other wives died, so... 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1064 You know, the pudding will be a challenge. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1065 I know, it's quite shocking that the new fashion reveals the nose. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1066 On the other hand, she's already lost 20 pounds. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
1067 What do you suppose has her so ruffled? 1.2636 0.05582 110 89 13 8
1068 It's the only thing that keeps her from gnawing at the stitches. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
1069 We need to add another one below the waist to prevent groping. 1.2636 0.05582 110 89 13 8
1070 I know she intends to remain the Virgin Queen but isn't she overdoing it a little? 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
1071 Mom decided that her real problem could not be solved with a chastity belt. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1072 It's to keep her from picking at the stitches. 1.2636 0.05873 110 91 9 10
1073 Methinks she likes it ruff. 1.2636 0.05729 110 90 11 9
1074 Bezooks! A 'chastity collar'! 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1075 "I like big ruffs and I cannot lie.'' 1.2636 0.05873 110 91 9 10
1076 What did you say to make her stalk off in such a ruff? 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1077 It's a chastity muff. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1078 Doth make her both warm and mute, it disposeth of two birds. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1079 Must be a royal hickey 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1080 I guess it keeps her from licking her hands 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
1081 Ye Olde Farmers Almanack calls it a sure arbiter of a harsh winter ahead. 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1082 She overheard her sister say "Size matters." 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
1083 I am still in doubt: prudery or conceit? 1.2613 0.05386 111 89 15 7
1084 There's just something about her. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1085 She insists that she never got the recall letter. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1086 You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful- I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnetized corset. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a commoner, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the ruff. You can do anything. 1.2569 0.05592 109 89 12 8
1087 Everything's a competition for her. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1088 Ahhh, to be the lucky man who catches a glimpse of neck. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1089 Lady Michelin is one of our foremost roll models. 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
1090 Well, they do say that fashion is cyclical. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1091 That must've been quite a hickey. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1092 It's the only thing that will stop her from biting her nails. 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
1093 She's a diamond in the ruff. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1094 Two chins, and counting. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1095 Fashion. Baffling, isn't it. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1096 Not everyone considers vampire stories as harmless fiction. 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
1097 You wouldn't know it, but she's a real redneck. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1098 She must be afraid of getting the axe. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1099 Insurance coverage during the reign of Henry VIII. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1100 She claims it was whiplash. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1101 That's Anne...she heard Henry IIX's in town. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1102 It must be fashion week. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1103 It doth bestride her narrow neck like a colossus. 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
1104 The Lady who wore a high ruffle, Said things that came out in a muffle, She'd shoot you a glance, You might take a chance, But end up in a great big kerfuffle. 1.2569 0.05592 109 89 12 8
1105 The miller's daughter. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1106 That ruffle has ridges. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1107 Me-thinks it be a step up from the albatross she wore a month-past. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1108 The poor thing – I heard the coachman of the other carriage was texting. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1109 Don't stare for too long; I hear she's easily ruffled. 1.2569 0.05592 109 89 12 8
1110 Fashion week already? 1.2569 0.05592 109 89 12 8
1111 She must be having a ruff day. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1112 'tis called a "muffler", me thinks 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1113 Hast the maiden been biting h'rself again? 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1114 The lady doth protect too much, methinks. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1115 It's to keep her from biting her nails. 1.2569 0.04591 109 83 24 2
1116 Her lawyer told her to leave it on until the lawsuit is settled. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1117 I've heard she's an heiress to the Ottoman Empire. 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
1118 She's playing hard-to-get with the Earl of Sandwich. 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
1119 She finally found a weight loss program that works. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1120 It's called the King Henry VIII ruffle...it's ax-proof. 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
1121 Could it be said, her chastity belt has risen thus? 1.2569 0.05742 109 90 10 9
1122 Do you think she's compensating for something? 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1123 The driver that hit her was insured, so she's trying to get a big settlement. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1124 They say it comes in handy in the Tower. 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
1125 It is an addition to the Chasity Belt. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1126 Lady Firestone always seems so...so...standoffish! 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1127 Her husband is a vampire. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1128 I told you this collar trend would be bad for us short guys. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1129 Yeah, well that keeps her from licking her surgical incision. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1130 She's a diamond in the ruff. 1.2569 0.05742 109 90 10 9
1131 I admire a woman who's not afraid to show her age. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1132 After Anne Boleyn, she had it lined with bronze. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1133 I heard it's full of blintzes. 1.2569 0.05592 109 89 12 8
1134 I hear her neck is glorious 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
1135 If I'm not mistaken I believe that's none other than Lady Hepa. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1136 Milady's goiter has never looked better. 1.2569 0.05742 109 90 10 9
1137 It's only until they invent Kleenex. 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
1138 What news of the royal hickey? 1.2569 0.05742 109 90 10 9
1139 Well, it does hide the hickeys. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1140 I have always thought of her as a diamond in the ruff. 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
1141 She was worried it made her ass look big. 1.2569 0.06030 109 92 6 11
1142 Peculiar? Yes, verily. But she hasn't scratched her ears all week. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1143 I believe she's from the Ottoman Empire 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
1144 It's a white collar crime. 1.2569 0.04591 109 83 24 2
1145 Whiplash. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1146 It's merely a precaution. She's heard that Henry VIII is looking for a new wife. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1147 The bigger the ruff, the smaller the bustle. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1148 It was for her own good. Such a nasty woman! 1.2569 0.05592 109 89 12 8
1149 Verily, count the rings and knowest her age. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1150 It keeps her from scratching. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1151 I told you this was a ruff neighborhood. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1152 White collar crime. 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
1153 Her father is the town veterinarian. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1154 I think she's finally taking control of her seasonal allergies. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1155 She has to wear it until the stitches come out. 1.2569 0.04591 109 83 24 2
1156 I don't think we should be reinventing the collar. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1157 Do you think she's compensating for something? 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1158 I hear it protects her from Sir Donalds's inappropriate kissing. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1159 It's supposed to repel Donald Trump. 1.2569 0.05592 109 89 12 8
1160 By God! What I wouldn't give to see the neck of that beautiful creature! 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
1161 Wasn't she supposed to SIT on that tuffet? 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1162 They say she gnaws on her leg. 1.2569 0.05742 109 90 10 9
1163 She must have heard what happened to Henry's old wife. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1164 I hear she's nice, but hard to get close to. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1165 Either way, it appears she's losing her head. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1166 Guillotine-resistant 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1167 She's a diamond in the ruff. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1168 I hear that it's in reaction to her husband's codpiece. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1169 Since her mother's death, Marie Antoinette's daughter has taken a more proactive approach to fashion. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1170 It was highly recommended by her dog. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1171 The doctor warned her about licking her wound. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1172 She's the fringe party candidate 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1173 The airbag malfunctioned. 1.2569 0.05592 109 89 12 8
1174 gesundheit 1.2552 0.04567 145 116 21 8
1175 To reinforce that "no" means "no". 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1176 'I KNOW IT LOOKS REDICULOUS,... BUT,... SHE'S LOST 14 POUNDS!" 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1177 Tis to stave off the scratching. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1178 Her nose runneth. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1179 The vet said she should wear it a full two weeks. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1180 If that doesn't shut her up, I don't know what will. 1.2523 0.05802 107 89 9 9
1181 'Tis the rough outcome of a flax collar and the morning rain. 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1182 Must be ruff. 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1183 I like big ruffs; forsooth, I cannot lie. 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1184 Making collars great again! 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1185 Now let's see who eats cake. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1186 It's for her own good. She wouldn't stop scratching herself. 1.2523 0.05648 107 88 11 8
1187 Lady Charmin dresses well for her roll. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1188 I'm told that they'll take it off once her nails grow back. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1189 Methinks the Lady doth accessorize too much. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1190 That must be some hickie. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1191 She's just a slave to fashion. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1192 It hides her scarlet letter. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1193 It keeps Donald Trump at arm's length. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1194 What goiter? 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1195 Well, if you’re looking for a woman that won’t talk your head off… 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1196 I think it was her husband's idea. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1197 Brings a whole new meaning to muffin top. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1198 'Tis the new black." 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1199 Carriage whiplash protection, it's all the rage. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1200 There is such as thing as too much of a good thing. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1201 She just got back from the vet. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1202 She's a real catch but easily ruffled. 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1203 Her carriage was rear-ended. Whiplash. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1204 Whiplash injury in the royal carriage 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1205 Usually, she's so calm and unruffled. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1206 After hearing about Marie she never takes that thing off. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1207 She's been a bit hot under the collar lately 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1208 Of course it doesn't make you look fat, dear." 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1209 The Duke is finding it difficult to get close to her. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1210 I told her if she bought one more item of clothing, I'd wring her neck. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1211 Ahh yes, the fetching Lady Scott of the House of Goiter. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1212 Apparently, that's the new chastity ruff. 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1213 It was actually her husband's idea. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1214 She fell in with a ruff crowd. 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1215 Her lawyer told her to wear that until her whiplash suit is settled. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1216 I THINK THE FAIR MAIDEN IS HOT UNDER THE COLLAR... 1.2523 0.05802 107 89 9 9
1217 I've never seen her smile 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1218 Apparently the Queen's 'turkey neck' is getting worse. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1219 There will be no necking with her. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1220 Me thinks, the Lady doth chewed her last fingernail. 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1221 All of a sudden all the women are wearing them, and who the devil is this Trump fellow? 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1222 The EU just doesn't get our traditions right. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1223 Ye know that wench is covering up a royal hickey. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1224 Its allergy season. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1225 You should see what they did to her dog! 1.2500 0.05444 108 88 13 7
1226 Our vet recommended it for her eating disorder. 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1227 I believe that is Madam Donut. 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1228 I'm told she's quite beautiful. 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1229 What did you say to get her so ruffled?! 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1230 When you think about it, there's no secret to how she's able to maintain a stiff upper lip. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1231 Nice ass. 1.2500 0.05444 108 88 13 7
1232 The sales girl told her it would shrink. 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
1233 It's just until the stitches come out. 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1234 Chastity collar; it's all the rage. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1235 What a drama queen! 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1236 I hear she likes it ruff. 1.2477 0.05399 109 89 13 7
1237 She must be the headsman's wife. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1238 I think it's from some new fashion designer in Paris they call "Michelin". 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1239 That should quiet things down. 1.2476 0.05376 105 85 14 6
1240 Hickey, maybe? 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1241 It's necessary. She's a nasty woman. 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
1242 Have you met her husband, Lord Gaga? 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1243 ''She's from Green Bay.'' 1.2453 0.05657 106 88 10 8
1244 Methinks she doth protest too much. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1245 Have you met the Duchess Halitosis? 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1246 Looks like someone has designed an entire chastity system. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1247 She's going to a private meeting with Donald Trump. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1248 She's head and shoulders above the rest. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1249 Now YOU try getting a kiss from her! 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
1250 It's the latest diet trend. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1251 She doesn't talk much. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1252 Back to the drawing-board, Monsieur Guillotine. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1253 She was always a little ruff around the edges 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1254 Rumor was, the chastity belt proved insuficient. 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
1255 First a chastity belt. Now this??? 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1256 I understand her husband designed it. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1257 She's easily ruffled. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1258 I told you. When the going gets rough, the ruff get going. 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
1259 Her predecessor was beheaded. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1260 I've heard they're a huge letdown without a headphone jack. 1.2453 0.05657 106 88 10 8
1261 Well if nothing else it may work as a speed bump, slow Henry down a bit! 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1262 Doubles as a spare. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1263 Do you think she's exaggerating? 1.2453 0.05657 106 88 10 8
1264 Another classic walk of shame. 1.2453 0.05657 106 88 10 8
1265 She embellishes a lot. 1.2453 0.05657 106 88 10 8
1266 It's Fashion Week again? 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1267 Boy, she's got it ruff. 1.2453 0.05657 106 88 10 8
1268 Beneath her ruff exterior lie lips of the purest crimson. 1.2453 0.05657 106 88 10 8
1269 It looks like a bad case of cholera. 1.2453 0.05657 106 88 10 8
1270 I do believe that's Kim, of Kardashia. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1271 It's from skymall. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1272 Her carriage was T-boned. 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
1273 It was designed by Prince Goodyear. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1274 She's having her cake and eating it, too. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1275 The shrew is tamed. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1276 I've asked her about it but either she can't hear me or I can't hear her. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1277 I call it an air filter. I want to patent it, because it will be worth a fortune if anybody ever invents the automobile. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1278 They say size doesn't matter, and then they spring this on us. 1.2453 0.05657 106 88 10 8
1279 She hired the best slip and fall guy in the village. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1280 A little upper crust, I'd say. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1281 It's either fashion week or a hickey. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1282 She doth wear it to ward off Donald Trump's kisses 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
1283 Do you think she noticed us? 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1284 You don't want to get her any more ruffled. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1285 I heard she got it half off. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1286 Apparently you can have your cake and eat it too... 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1287 At least she'll never need a napkin. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1288 I hear Count Dracula is back in town. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1289 Fashion week always brings out the weirdos. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1290 It covers all of her chins. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1291 I wonder what she looks like necked? 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
1292 Maybe too much starch? 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1293 Not quite as effective as the chastity belt, but still pretty good. 1.2453 0.04607 106 82 22 2
1294 Who do you suppose ruffled HER feathers? 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1295 She's Henry the VIII's latest interest. 1.2453 0.05657 106 88 10 8
1296 After the fiasco with the Emperor's new clothes the Queen isn't taking any chances. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1297 Let them wear cake. 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
1298 Did she sound ruffled to you? 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1299 Ruff neighborhood? 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1300 She gets ruffled easily. 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
1301 That's more than a statement, Bob. 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
1302 Don't even ask if she wants to neck. 1.2430 0.05449 107 88 12 7
1303 It's rumored that Henry the Eighth is going to ask her to marry him. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1304 I believe she's doing it in solidarity with her dog. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
1305 Why didn't she get the big one? 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1306 I say these fads have gone too far, and I'm a perfectly healthy man with a cane. 1.2404 0.05550 104 86 11 7
1307 For the sin of gluttony, she must wear the scarlet donut. 1.2404 0.05715 104 87 9 8
1308 Princess Souffle was very quiet this evening. 1.2404 0.05550 104 86 11 7
1309 I miss the plunging liplines from last year! 1.2404 0.05715 104 87 9 8
1310 I honestly can't figure out if the problem is her pride or my prejudice. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1311 They call it a prenup, m'lord. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1312 She says nothing works quite so well at keeping the pounds off. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1313 Do you think she can hear us? 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1314 The marriage vows will be interesting. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1315 Well, it does hide her goiter! 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1316 She doesn't say much. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1317 At least she didn't get a unicorn tattoo. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1318 French, I think. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1319 It's the latest for people with no filter. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1320 Elizabeth's husband, the town veterinarian, helped her stop biting her nails. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1321 The lady didst protest too much, methinks. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1322 Whiplash. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1323 It's the latest in Parisian fashion: Atelier Michelin. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1324 methinks the lady did not protest enough 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1325 No, really—I spotted diamonds in her ruff. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1326 It put a lid on the nail biting. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1327 Where can I buy one for my wife? 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1328 I like big ruffs and I cannot lie. Thou, other brother, canst deny. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1329 The queen is really worried about air pollution these days. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1330 I guess Miss Muffet decided ' why just sit on it.' 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1331 She got ruffled at the town meeting this morning. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1332 I think Anne Boleyn suspects something. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1333 She's a Dunkin, correct? 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1334 If you look at the back label, you will see it says, 'not to be used as a flotation device.' 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1335 What can I say, Billy. I like big ruffs and I cannot lie. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1336 She binge-read all of Jane Austen's novels 1.2404 0.05550 104 86 11 7
1337 But your wife won't be able to tal... never mind, you're a genius. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1338 She seems to think that thing is going to stop them from taking off her head. 1.2404 0.05715 104 87 9 8
1339 Well, she wouldn't be my first choice... 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1340 I hear bureaucrats got involved. 1.2404 0.05550 104 86 11 7
1341 They say she rules with an iron fist and a stiff neck. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1342 However, it could have a canine application. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1343 Lady Halitosis is up early this morning. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1344 The pose is a ruse - she is most assuredly hot under the collar. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1345 I hear she started wearing it after meeting Donald Trump. 1.2404 0.05876 104 88 7 9
1346 Something's got her ruffled. 1.2404 0.05550 104 86 11 7
1347 I think she's trying to make a statement. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1348 Looks like Ms. Bounty finally married into the Cottonelle family. 1.2404 0.05715 104 87 9 8
1349 She used to be above that sort of thing 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1350 It is the latest from the House of Michelin. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1351 Breathtaking! 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1352 ...and they say she's not easily ruffled. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1353 It was a bad fashion statement in the 12th century and is still just as bad now in the 16th. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1354 Fleas. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1355 She is having a ruff day. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1356 The hickey was less noticeable. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1357 That was designed to show women that no one respects them more than we do. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1358 The jeweled waistband is terribly gauche. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1359 It's so last Fall. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1360 Fashion Week. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1361 The frog complained about her breath. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1362 No, my type is just a little ruff around the edges. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1363 She'll never need a facelift. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1364 I know it's all the rage, but I still the prefer the mini-skirt over the maxi-ruffle. 1.2404 0.05550 104 86 11 7
1365 The lord doesn't think a mere chastity belt will suffice. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1366 She was a confidant of Anne Boleyn. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1367 It's a combination ruffle and air filter. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1368 Won't need to be replaced for another 50,000 miles. 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
1369 I hear she's in the running for Henry's next queen. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1370 It was the only way we could get her to stop licking that wound. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1371 It is puzzling, but it has mother-in-law written all over it. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1372 She was caught necking with her boyfriend. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1373 Forget about her ruffles... it's her ridges that keep me up late at night! 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1374 The lady doth accessorize too much, me thinks. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1375 I'm told it makes their butt seem smaller...... 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1376 Damn hipsters. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1377 She says it's cheaper than a neck lift. 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
1378 She's an amazing secretary, she invented the Rolodex. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1379 I think it's called a Chia Collar. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1380 It's all the rage. They're calling it the muffler. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1381 Chastity collar. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1382 I liketh big ruffs and I can not lie. 1.2397 0.05252 121 101 11 9
1383 I told you so! Size does matter 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
1384 I think she said 'Let them eat crepe.' 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
1385 Her vet suggested it. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1386 It's so last century. 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
1387 Alas, a goiter. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1388 It's a chastity collar. 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
1389 Why yes, that collar does complete the whole look. 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
1390 She's from a super ruff neighbourhood. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1391 Maybe it's to hide the hickies. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1392 Based on the number and size of ruffle rings, I'd say she's well over 40. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1393 Must be that her husband's out of town again. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1394 She's going through a ruff patch. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1395 She always was self-conscious about her overbite. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1396 This way, she can have her cake and eat it too! 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1397 She said something about her eyes 'being up here'. 1.2330 0.05554 103 86 10 7
1398 Is that the new oral chasity belt 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1399 It keeps her head straight on her backswing. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1400 It seems the princess has been speaking her mind again. 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
1401 Methinks m'lady suffers a nasty hickey. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1402 Fluffy, yet not frivolous... 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1403 You know what they say: "Ruff on the streets, Lady in the sheets" 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1404 It's a Trump collar. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1405 That is so last century. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1406 I will say, she really pulls off frills with a no frills attitude. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1407 I hear she likes ruff sex. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1408 When I dated her, she wore that thing a lot lower. 1.2330 0.05554 103 86 10 7
1409 Apparently she's betrothed to King Henry VIII. 1.2330 0.05887 103 88 6 9
1410 Just pick up the phone and collar. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1411 It's either a huge fashion statement or a huge goiter. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1412 Looks like she's been ruffed up pretty bad! 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1413 It's called a Trump mouth guard... it compliments the chastity belt. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1414 A most unfortunate typo in her neck tattoo. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1415 It's a Trump protector. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1416 I thought she said, "Let them EAT cake." 1.2330 0.05554 103 86 10 7
1417 i dunno... i think it's kinda sexy. 1.2330 0.05554 103 86 10 7
1418 She kept gnawing at her corset. 1.2330 0.05554 103 86 10 7
1419 At least she stopped biting... 1.2330 0.04407 103 80 22 1
1420 Softens the axe blow. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1421 Trump must be in town. 1.2330 0.05723 103 87 8 8
1422 The village vet suggested this will work better than the usual A. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1423 Rumor has it she just got a chin tuck. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1424 It looks like a puff piece to me. 1.2330 0.05554 103 86 10 7
1425 Way too sexy for me! 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1426 It helps her remain centered. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1427 'Yonder is the one who inspired Will's new sonnet: 'I doth like big ruffs/ I canst not be false...' 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1428 For licking in public she was tarred and reupholstered. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1429 I'm not sure, I think she said "let them eat steak"? 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1430 Why doesn't she just use a handkerchief? 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1431 She says it's a "burkaruff" and I should mind my own business. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1432 These are ruff times, m'lord. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1433 We think it's Elizabeth, but we're not sure. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1434 It's a flotation device, to be used only in the event of a witch trial. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1435 Don't be fooled. She has NO filter. 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
1436 Heads are about to roll. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1437 I love her understated style. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1438 She could use a little iodine in her diet. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1439 It appears to be working, she does not scratch as much. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1440 She's terrified of vampires. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1441 They say she's been good about sticking to her diet. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1442 They say she has the most beautiful lower jaw in all the land. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1443 She refused the chastity belt. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1444 You should see my matching cod-piece. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1445 Cutting edge design at the Tower of London. 1.2330 0.05554 103 86 10 7
1446 The surgeon put it on her to keep her from scratching her nose; it's called an Elizabethan collar. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1447 She's married to the Michelin Man. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1448 Remember, she's not wearing it for our benefit. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1449 'Tis the burden of "such a nasty woman." 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1450 I get tired of her frillier-than-thou attitude. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1451 Too much fabric softener again. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1452 It's so in your face. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1453 She's got an itch she can't scratch. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1454 It prevents snoring as well as idle gossip. 1.2330 0.04407 103 80 22 1
1455 She's been that way ever since Prince Trump grabbed her and kissed her. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1456 Only a few more days until she gets her stitches out. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1457 You gotta be careful when you put those things in the wash. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1458 Methinks, it's an 'Anti-Trump Device.' 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1459 She's got such a discreet smile. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1460 Call me crazy, but I find that very erotic. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1461 It's an original Oscar de la Yenta. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1462 Now that's a diet program that works! 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1463 Hmm, doth her ruff match her dowry? 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1464 Best we stop gawking at the lady and start looking for the missing carriage wheel. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1465 Looks like the sheriff finally collared her. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1466 It's so she can't lick the stitches 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1467 'Tis called an Infinity Ruff 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1468 You were always interested in a well-rounded woman! 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1469 She's dressing for the job she wants. 1.2323 0.05712 99 83 9 7
1470 It's flu season. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1471 It's the new chastity belt for compulsive kissers. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1472 Before we judge, let's see what happens during Fashion Fortnight. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1473 It's a fashion trend coming from the Tower of London collection 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1474 It's to counterbalance when she twerks. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1475 There once was a lady from Bluff, Whose collar was a very large ruff, When ever she sneezed, She went to her knees, Then ran away in a huff! 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1476 I still think those chastity collars are a waste of money. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1477 Before today I never realized how erotic chins were. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1478 Elizabethan fashion can be so suffocating! 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1479 Temptress! 1.2308 0.05505 104 87 10 7
1480 There were many more beheadings before this invention. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1481 They say she's a diamond in the ruff. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
1482 She likes to have a buffer zone. 1.2300 0.04462 100 78 21 1
1483 Ladies' clothing gets more revealing every year. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1484 Marie Antoinette says that it will come in handy if the verdict doesn't go her way. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
1485 Not much into kissing, that one. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1486 Terrible when she's ruffled. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
1487 She says it filters the air. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1488 She started with just one row, but then things got competitive. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1489 Saving Face 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1490 Remind me- Is it fashion week or comic con ? 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1491 Borrowed it the other day from Fred, swears that if the wife can't see her shoes, she doesn't need new shoes. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1492 Everyone says she has a Rolodex to die for. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1493 M'lady may have taken a vow of silence, but she has somehow managed to scream it to everyone in the village. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1494 They call it an oral chastity belt? 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1495 It's an air filter -- she's worried about particulate matter 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
1496 Really bad breath. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1497 She got whiplash when her carriage was rear-ended. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
1498 It's a chastity neck 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
1499 Silence never looked so good. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1500 It's the fashionable solution to a runny nose. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1501 And it gets more interesting when she takes the corset off 1.2255 0.05729 102 87 7 8
1502 She must have been chewing on her foot 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1503 I heard that new style is a royal pain in the neck! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1504 Allergies 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1505 Elizabeth says it is the only thing that keeps her on her diet. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1506 She always did have an inflated sense of self. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1507 I guess they make chastity collars too. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1508 You think we should tell the queen that will not stop the axe. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1509 Methinks less is more. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1510 It's all the rage since King Henry's been on the prowl for a new wife. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1511 One kiss and now that! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1512 She's Boleyn's sister 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1513 I don't think she realized the tailor was only giving her a ruff estimate.... 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1514 It looks like the queen's goiter is acting up again. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1515 She must have been complaining again 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1516 The lady doth no longer protest too much, methinks. 1.2255 0.05729 102 87 7 8
1517 Methinks she is hiding a hickey. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1518 Thus, I see that someone has, in fact, put a ring on it! 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1519 There goeth a diamond in the ruff. 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
1520 She comes from a family of ruffnecks. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1521 It keeps her from biting the stitches out. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1522 She's playing 'Hard to Get again.' 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1523 I hear she's an introvert. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1524 She doesn't like sneezing into her elbow. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1525 Gesundheit! 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
1526 Herr Drumpf tried to kiss her last week. 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
1527 Wasn't her dog wearing that last week? 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1528 Keeps her from licking her wounds. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1529 I can't put my finger on it, but there is something different about her. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1530 Well, now we know where the extra toilet paper went to. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1531 Very sensitive about her double chin. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1532 Some like it ruff. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1533 I heard she has a sharp tongue! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1534 It must have been a ruff week. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1535 I'm told that she has an audition for The Apprentice. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1536 It's King Henry's idea. Keeps the neck warm and the mouth closed at the same time. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1537 Oh man can you imagine the nape of that neck? 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1538 Look's like she's going to visit Sir Donald. 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
1539 It's meant to keep her from scratching her ears. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1540 Bad case of Ring Around the Collar! 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
1541 Thats how we deal with nasty women. 1.2255 0.05896 102 88 5 9
1542 She has taken high maintenance to the next level 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
1543 She said muh muh muh muh. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1544 It's a lot easier than plastic surgery. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1545 She says its guillotine proof. I have my doubts. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1546 It's Anne Boleyn. She's hoping it'll save her. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1547 My dog had to wear one of those after his surgery. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1548 "Utterly unapproachable". 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1549 Okay... so I tried to kiss her a few times... 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1550 She just loves the way this hides her double chin. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1551 Seems she's having a ruff day 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1552 I hear she's trying very hard to entice Lord Michelin Man. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1553 I guess you can never be too careful when meeting the Republican presidential candidate... 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1554 Alas, there goes a white-collar fashion crime. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1555 Double chin, me thinks. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1556 She's been wearing that ever since she beheaded her sister. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1557 Braces. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1558 She brings new meaning to "Ring around the collar." 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1559 You might score if you can avoid the ruff. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1560 Fine, I'll break it to her, but you tell Teitelbaum we found his hat. 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
1561 She's a serf to fashion. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1562 Virgin Queen, indeed. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1563 Sir Charles, did you give her a hickey again? 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1564 It's a loves me not period. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1565 I like big ruffs, and I cannot lie 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1566 I'd love to feather her ruffles! 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1567 Do you think she's hiding something? 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1568 It's been recalled 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1569 I dated her once—but her fashion kept getting in the way. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1570 I hear she will do anything to hide her double chin! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1571 No one rocks the ruffle like Madame Gaga. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1572 She finally found out what a Guillotine is. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1573 That must be Rembrandt's wife. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1574 Her father made a fortune selling industrial-sized coffee filters 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
1575 She doesn't have syphilis, so she can wear whatever she wants. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1576 It is the new Michelin diet. They say that the pounds just fall off. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1577 It leaves nothing to the imagination. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1578 Is it just me, or have bonnets gotten smaller this season? 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1579 Don't worry....if she rejects you, you'll bounce back. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1580 She must be hiding one hell of an Adam's apple. 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
1581 To repel kissers and grabbers. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1582 Methinks the lady hath another hickey. 1.2255 0.05729 102 87 7 8
1583 I just thought Lady Gaga of York was unapproachable before, but now... 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1584 Fashion Victim 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1585 It's modest and you can't get a noose around it. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1586 They say the collar adds ten pounds. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1587 Who says size doesn't matter. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1588 It's still a ruff draft. 1.2233 0.04348 103 81 21 1
1589 She hath been marked with the Scarlet Pineapple Ring for she dared maketh the Upside Down Cake. 1.2233 0.05332 103 86 11 6
1590 It's turtleneck season. 1.2233 0.05507 103 87 9 7
1591 King Henry is stuck with this one, since beheading is out of the question. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
1592 Don't get your hopes up, James. She has "Shakespeare" written all over her. 1.2233 0.05332 103 86 11 6
1593 'Tis rumored she'll be Henry's sixth. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1594 It's the new black. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1595 Whiplash. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1596 I just had a design idea for a lampshade. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1597 Her dry cleaning bill must be a bitch. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1598 She looks strangely unruffled. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1599 I hear the bigger the collar, the louder they holler. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1600 Looks like we did reinvent the wheel. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1601 I once actually saw her neck. I almost lost my mind. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1602 When you're famous you can grab them by the ruff 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
1603 Now she can't bite her fingernails. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1604 I believe that is known as a 'bustle in your hedgerow.' 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1605 I understand she's a member of the original Michelon family 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1606 I told her not to use the new fabric softener. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1607 I know it looks awkward but at least it keeps her from scratching. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1608 Lucy? She's not the type to stick her neck out. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1609 They call it an air bag 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1610 The lady doth starch too much, me thinks. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
1611 Honestly, that is so last century.... 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1612 Strange, but I find it titillating. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1613 It's the Trump effect. 1.2200 0.05610 100 85 8 7
1614 She'd best not try it on a French beach. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
1615 The scarlet ruffle. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1616 She's being punished for excessive selfies. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1617 She's from Texas. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1618 She never catches a cold. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
1619 It keeps her from licking her stitches. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1620 Ruff around the edges, but she's actually a nice person underneath... 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1621 You just spin it when you have a cold. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1622 Things must be getting ruff at the palace! 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
1623 It's fashion week already ?! 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1624 I knowest not why Lady Hickey wears such a high collar 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
1625 It's the new weight loss fad. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1626 You should see the penalty HE got for necking. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1627 I gotta get one of those for my dog. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1628 Guess she's having a ruff day. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1629 Fashion victim for sure. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1630 I told you chokers be the next big thing. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1631 Her mother died on the gallows. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1632 You would never know she has a double chin. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1633 Why pray tell? Massive hickeyth tis the rumor about yonder trollop-wench. 1.2200 0.05610 100 85 8 7
1634 That’s as ruff as it gets. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1635 Just returned from Fashion Week. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1636 That's the new Elizabehemoth look. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1637 Not!... 'a fashion statement!' It's an air filter. 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
1638 Huge Packers fan. 1.2200 0.05610 100 85 8 7
1639 Too much starch for my tastes. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
1640 She got it at Victoria's Secret 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1641 Kinda makes me regret complaining about the yoga pants craz 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1642 I think it's a punishment for having oral sex. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
1643 Just go up and grab her by the puffy. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
1644 Its a chastity belt for her mouth. 1.2200 0.05610 100 85 8 7
1645 She's taken her suit against the ox cart driver up a notch. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1646 Why yes, I do. That is Lady Gag Gag. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1647 Check out those curves! 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1648 Yay, verily-- 'tis indeed YUGE. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
1649 Shakespeare's going to have a field day with this. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1650 Can you imagine the intricacies of her chastity belt! 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1651 Fashionable way to hide your braces. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1652 I asked Victoria, 'What's up with all the lace?', and she said, 'It's a secret'. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1653 She heard Donald Trump was on his way. 1.2200 0.05610 100 85 8 7
1654 It is a shame that our youth today have no sense of modesty. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
1655 Isn't she the one who works for Sir Duncan Donuts? 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1656 I told her it was the latest fashion in Paris. Our marriage has never been better. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1657 Scene from Shakespeare's lesser known early play, Much Ado About Ruffing 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1658 She's reinvented the wheel. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1659 That should keep her out of the stocks. 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
1660 Wow! I wonder what her chastity belt looks like. 1.2200 0.05610 100 85 8 7
1661 She's been wearing it since she shared a carriage with Sir Donald. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
1662 She's getting way too much ruffage. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1663 Billy, I think she likes it ruff. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1664 It keeps her from licking. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1665 I see that she had the operation. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1666 Allergies - it filters out the pollen. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1667 I think we can rule out putting her in the pillory. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1668 Bless her heart...Anne hasn't the faintest idea why Henry is trying to stretch her neck out. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1669 Must be bad air quality in the castle. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1670 The queen has been a little ruffled lately. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1671 Careful, I hear she's a ruff-neck. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1672 That's what happens when you want your cake and to eat it too. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1673 She's truly unapproachable. 1.2200 0.05610 100 85 8 7
1674 She is up to her nose in Haut couture. 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
1675 Is it just me or has Lady Kardashian gone too far. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
1676 Another woman-hating designer is on the loose. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1677 I hear the queen's composure is easily ruffled. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1678 Ah yes, the ruffled muffler. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1679 It's rumored that she has bad breath. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1680 She is a little stuck up, but it's great to have her along if you get a flat tire. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1681 She's the King's favorite at the moment, but its neck and neck 1.2200 0.05610 100 85 8 7
1682 She’s trying to hide a hickey from Squire Donald. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1683 I understand the concept of mystery, but there should be limits. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
1684 I think it's a radial 1.2200 0.05610 100 85 8 7
1685 Anyone who tells her that that's supposed to go under her skirt is going to be beheaded. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1686 Well, that's just frillvolous. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1687 Too racy for this time of day! 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1688 My Lord, it will confuse Henry's axeman, and doubles as a Thames flotation device. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1689 That is SOOOOO last year! 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1690 It's a chastity collar. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1691 So she doesn't chew out her stitches. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
1692 High neck, low brow. 1.2200 0.05610 100 85 8 7
1693 Helps keep her nose in the air. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1694 Great for power naps on long flights. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1695 That's nothing. You should see her hat collection! 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1696 Well, she doesn't get ruffled easily. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1697 It seems cruel, but we can't have her biting the stitches. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
1698 Believe me, she would not be my first choice. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1699 Methinks the shrew has been tamed. 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
1700 Is she making fun of us? 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1701 No, I didn't say she was ugly. I said she was ruff from the neck up. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
1702 I think I know how to stop your lordship's dog from biting himself! 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
1703 That's gotta be ruff. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1704 It's how she keeps her head above water. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
1705 Extreme whiplash? 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1706 I thought she was hotter before augmentation. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1707 Methinks the lady did protest too much. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1708 She seems especially ruffled this mroning. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1709 They call that style '50 shades of Lady Grey'. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
1710 She's had a ruff few days. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
1711 It's a HEPA filter for the plague. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1712 Nay, you can have your cake and wear it too? 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1713 She just won't let you get close to her' 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1714 Apparently it's all the rage in Transylvania. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
1715 I hear she has a foul mouth. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
1716 She concealeth a great hickey methinks 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1717 Leave it to Elizabeth to turn a neck brace into high fashion. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1718 Ugh! Another anti-guillotine wives lives matter activist! 1.2200 0.05610 100 85 8 7
1719 She's been complaining about having a stiff neck. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1720 Would it be anachronistic if I said it looked like an air filter for a '76 Plymouth? 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1721 She never should have jumped out of that cake. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1722 So that's where my auto-vac filter went! 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1723 The lady's ruff doth protrude too much, methinks 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
1724 Another hicky from the Duke. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1725 Ladies like that go for ruff sex. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1726 So sue me! My wife really loves Brie. 1.2178 0.05378 101 85 10 6
1727 I quite agree, Sir Donald. Any wench who flaunts a ruff of that magnitude must be inviting men to fondle her nether parts. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1728 Her outfit is breathtaking! 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1729 Still not enough punishment for that whole "Let them eat doughnuts" comment. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1730 She was licking her armpits raw. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1731 The bigger the ruff the harder they fall. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
1732 Someone took ‘high fashion’ a tad too literally. 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
1733 She's off to an interview with Donald Trump. 1.2178 0.05378 101 85 10 6
1734 If she were just a little more fashionable, we wouldn't have to look at her at all. 1.2178 0.05559 101 86 8 7
1735 They say she hardly ever gets ruffled. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
1736 She's going through a ruff time. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1737 She says she's ready to meet the executioner now. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
1738 Oh, that's Lady Baleen 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1739 What's she hiding in there? 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1740 I didn't think that "Let them eat cake" would become a fashion style. 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1741 Between you and me, it does make her neck look fat. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1742 She's a bit full of herself. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
1743 Perhaps fashionable AND functional sums up the post-Boleyn look? 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1744 "See, you can have your cake and wear it too." Frank Ryning, San Francisco, CA 1.2178 0.05559 101 86 8 7
1745 Her majesty's affordable health decree doth not include adequate whiplash coverage. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
1746 Don't ask. It's the result of a very complicated focus group discussion. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1747 I asked her to go for a roll in the hay. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1748 I'd heard that was a problem when those got wet. 1.2178 0.05378 101 85 10 6
1749 It's an oral chastity belt. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1750 Sometimes those Overstock items are not the bargain you'd hoped for. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1751 Angela and I raised her to be a white collar worker. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
1752 She's having her cake, and eating it, too. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1753 You should see her shoes. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1754 She's had a ruff life. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1755 Don't expect her to stick her neck out for you. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
1756 I've heard it grows on you. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1757 Let her eat cake. 1.2143 0.05475 98 83 9 6
1758 Ah yes, Lady Mellow of the Marsh. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1759 She's meeting Donald Trump for dinner. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1760 Ring around the collar 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
1761 I hear she's looking for a no-frills man. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1762 Never marry a woman who won't stick her neck out. 1.2143 0.05664 98 84 7 7
1763 Ugh, surrealism is so next century. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
1764 Methinks she did protest too much. 1.2143 0.05475 98 83 9 6
1765 When the king said, "heads will roll", he really meant it. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1766 No wonder woman can't voice their opinions. 1.2143 0.05664 98 84 7 7
1767 So that's where all my Reader's Digests went. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1768 Now I see why she doesn't use seat belts 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1769 Her husband made his fortune in gristmills. 1.2143 0.05475 98 83 9 6
1770 It's a reaction to Shakespeare trying to kiss her just because he's famous. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
1771 I hear she is married to Lord Gaga. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1772 The dentist says he can remove her braces in about two years. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1773 costly, yes; but it doth shut her up. 1.2143 0.05664 98 84 7 7
1774 The vet claims it usually works for nose-scratching problems. 1.2143 0.05475 98 83 9 6
1775 fashion victim 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
1776 Wow! They really have made the Elizabethan collar great again. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1777 Tis a brilliant ploy to divert attention from her height 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1778 It's just a placeholder until someone can invent seat belts and airbags. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1779 M'lady's looking rather ruff these days. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1780 I hear she's a compulsive nail biter. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1781 They say she's nineteen and never been kissed. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1782 It helps her keep a stiff upper lip! 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
1783 Guillotine protection 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
1784 She has taken a vowel of silence. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1785 Grab em by the ruff. You can do anything. 1.2143 0.05664 98 84 7 7
1786 it's a Texas collar 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
1787 It helps her avoid between-meal snacks. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
1788 Would you believe all you do is add water and POOF!! 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1789 It's just fashion week in Warwick. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1790 Voila! Marie Antoinette-proof is the latest fashion. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1791 Drat, no necking with Elizabeth this eve. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1792 She has her cake and is eating it too! 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
1793 Elizabeth sounds a little muffled. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1794 She was rear-endeth. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1795 She is a real diamond in the ruff 1.2143 0.05664 98 84 7 7
1796 I HEARD IT WAS A FOUR CARRIAGE REAR - ENDER. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1797 Her vet ran out of cones. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1798 Me liketh a big muff, I cannot lie... 1.2143 0.05475 98 83 9 6
1799 He calls it a muffler, I believe. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1800 she doesn't get ruffled easily. 1.2143 0.05847 98 85 5 8
1801 It's just until she heals. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1802 Methinks 'tis a chastity necklace 1.2143 0.05475 98 83 9 6
1803 Methinhks the lady doth protest to muff. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1804 I just know it lowers her insurance payments. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1805 Who ruffled her feathers? 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1806 Verily, methinks the lady doth claim whiplash too much. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1807 It's fashion week again ? 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1808 I think she's just been spayed ! 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
1809 It's the only way to keep her from chewing off her corset stays. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
1810 She grew weary of men telling her to smile. 1.2143 0.05475 98 83 9 6
1811 Methinks it's an improvement from the pantsuit. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1812 It keeps her from scratching. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
1813 Rumor has it that she’s really from Texas. 1.2143 0.05664 98 84 7 7
1814 Michelin is hoping to be remembered as a trendsetter. 1.2143 0.05475 98 83 9 6
1815 Methinks she did protest too much. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1816 The lady doth protest too much, me thinks. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
1817 Maybe we should bring back the scarlet letter. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1818 Methinks the empress's new clothes are only slightly less absurd than the emperor's. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1819 I believe she is the cake makers daughter! 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1820 Very sensitive about her chin. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
1821 The way she melds fashion and domestic protest is simply breathtaking. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1822 The king's offered her to the man who can remove her collar without hurting her nose! 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1823 My my--aren't we hot under the collar? 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1824 It keeps her from picking her nose 1.2143 0.05664 98 84 7 7
1825 Sofia is too easily ruffled. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1826 Styles have changed since I started running up and kissing them. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1827 Well that's one way to stay out of the stockades. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1828 Clearly the lady doth shop at Costco. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1829 She told me she wasn't happy with her lipstick this morning. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1830 I thought the collar was outrageous, but then I got a look at the bustle! 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1831 She's easily ruffled. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
1832 I hear she's easily ruffled. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
1833 Don't bother the Queen. Looks like she had a really ruff day. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1834 She was the only one not nodding off during Will's latest play. 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
1835 She is interning for Lord Clinton and her parents are no dummies. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1836 I hear she likes ruff sex. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
1837 So much for 'Off with her head.' 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
1838 I do say, how she survived that wagon mishap is beyond me. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1839 She's just back from London Fashion Week. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1840 At least it matches her socks. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1841 And I thought nothing could shut her up... 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1842 "She is so 17th century"! 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1843 That won't save her from Madame Guillotine. 1.2143 0.05475 98 83 9 6
1844 She's never been kissed. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
1845 Dont knock it,she's lost 6 pounds in one week.Better than the mutton tea diet! 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
1846 Too much yeast. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1847 Look Baxter! She made away with an entire layer of cake from the royal wedding! 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1848 She doth couture too much! 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1849 She's King Henry VIII's next Queen! 1.2136 0.05281 103 87 10 6
1850 One more layer would have done it. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1851 The royal eunuch dressmaker is quite a vengeful chap. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1852 She didst protest too much 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
1853 That's to prevent unwanted hugs 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1854 The princess still has a lot to learn about accessorizing.. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
1855 I think Princess Goodyear's new look might catch on. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1856 She feels bad about her neck. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1857 It helps to keep her vow of silence. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1858 She was in a terrible carriage accident! 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
1859 When I said more ruffles, I meant chips. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1860 She would not be allowed near the beach in France wearing that. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1861 That was cheaper than surgery for her goiter and double chin... 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1862 They sayest she had no filter. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1863 Turkey neck? What turkey neck? 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1864 Sleepwalking isn't her main problem. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1865 I like the muffling effect. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1866 It was designed by Mary Queen of Scots. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1867 Ring around the collar? 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1868 The Renaissance is so hot right now. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1869 That fair maiden is the Duchess of Hickey. 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
1870 Wow! Lizzy got implants! 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
1871 It's a shame really... two more inches of neck and she'd be a supermodel. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1872 Poor dear. but she sleep walks and was constantly walking into things. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1873 They say it was goiter, but of the most noble variety. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1874 She requested breathable fabric. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1875 It'll keep her from pulling out the stitches. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1876 Her surgeon says it'll keep her from licking. 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
1877 She gets the Shakespeare Channel. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1878 She is a diamond in the ruff. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1879 It keeps her from scratching. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1880 They won't let her eat cake. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1881 I hear she's had work done. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1882 Somebody teased her about having a double chin. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1883 Get thee to a tailor! 1.2121 0.05611 99 85 7 7
1884 Did you hear? She's suing Lars for whiplash! 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
1885 She was a former Miss Kingdom, and then His Majesty noticed that she developed a double chin. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1886 It could be a long day for the headsman. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1887 She said she doesn't feel safe anymore since the airbag recall. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1888 The stomach stapling didn't work so this is her last resort. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1889 I told her that a tuffet is for sitting but she has to be different. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1890 Thy lady is so hiding a hickey. 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
1891 Too much yeast. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1892 Ruff night? 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1893 She did always have an inflated opinion of herself. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1894 But, alas, not safe from Lord Donald. 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
1895 Apparently that is how she keeps a stiff upper lip. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1896 Patience. Three hundred years from now, Freud will explain the whole thing. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1897 After St. Crispin's Day!? Egads. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1898 I believe it has something to do with the dirty London air. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
1899 She was warned not to go swimming with that on. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1900 I think she's let fashion go to her head. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1901 Hickies 1.2121 0.05611 99 85 7 7
1902 You should see her try and eat soup. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1903 I heard they spent the whole night necking. 1.2121 0.05611 99 85 7 7
1904 When you're a burgemeester, they let you just walk up and grab 'em by the ruff. 1.2121 0.05611 99 85 7 7
1905 M'Lord, I don't believe she was amused by the hickey. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1906 I think it's called the oil filter dress 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1907 She doesn't say much but she's very nice. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1908 I hear it was made by Michelin. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
1909 She calls it a personal chastity moat. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1910 First came the mysterious sponge necklace...then came the rains. 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
1911 She's self-conscious about her neck, chin and mouth. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1912 Nasty woman. I hear she was condemned for jumping out of a cake. 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
1913 She's allergic to almost everything. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1914 I can't understand anything this younger generation says these days. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1915 Yes James, we can trust her to keep quiet. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1916 She broke through the glass ceiling. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1917 I hear she's a diamond in the ruff. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1918 She’s not just a fashion plate, she’s a table setting. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1919 I hear it's to keep her from biting.... 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1920 Apparently, she hath been talking the King's ear off. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1921 She's a little stiff necked for my taste. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1922 I think she's a little too sensitive about her double chin? 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1923 She sneezes and then it rotates an inch. 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
1924 She tells me it was easier when all she had to do was sew on a scarlet letter"A". 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1925 It puts a damper on our romantic life but at least she can't bite my head off. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1926 I don't know, she seems like a pain in the neck. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1927 Don't ask if it's her 'spare tire' 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1928 She really doesn't enjoy necking. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1929 Fashion really is its own stockade. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1930 I heard she's got a beard under there. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1931 All that just to cover a hickey? 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1932 She speaks no evil. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1933 It's an airbag for the guillotine. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1934 Lord Drumf must be paying a visit. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1935 She must have just been de-clawed. 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
1936 Forsooth, she doth ruffle my feathers and tickle my fancy. 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
1937 She must be having a ruff day. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1938 It keeps the King away. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1939 It's Lady Lovelace's chastity collar. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1940 And she hasn't even finished inflating it. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1941 Anne Boleyne could have avoided the gillotine with that! 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
1942 I'd like to see the guillotine get through that! 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1943 Perhaps I used too much starch 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1944 I do believe her husband may be on to something. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1945 We are clearly living in ruff times. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1946 Chap, How large of a hicky did you give the poor girl? 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1947 And methought the chastity belt a bother. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1948 I always said she was a bit stuffy. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1949 Just another day keeping up with Lady Kardashian. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1950 I heard her parents weren't happy with her new tattoo. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1951 Her father invented the straw. 1.2062 0.05471 97 83 8 6
1952 I begged her not to buy it in every color. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1953 She got rear-ended by a goat cart. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1954 Well it's better than that cone she used to wear. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1955 I get the distinct impression she doesn't have a high need for intimacy. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1956 She's having her cake and eating it, too. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
1957 Nay, nay, thinketh not upon her. She be not a fun date. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1958 It's been a rough year for her. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1959 Yes, but she gets so easily ruffled. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1960 They say she's lost eighteen pound in a week. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1961 There's a new chiropractor in town. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
1962 She's preparing for Sir Donald's visit. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1963 Rear ended, they say, by His Majesty's most formidable carriage. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1964 Enough, we get it--winter is coming 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1965 Nasty double chin. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1966 She hates hugging. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1967 Poor wench, she must be going through a ruff patch. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
1968 I get it that she's known as a visionary. But why does she keep saying this will eliminate the need for airbags? 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1969 I believe it's a walking angel food cake. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
1970 ....but it sure sounds like a harmonica. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1971 When they said Lady Violet was a diamond in the ruff, they really meant it. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
1972 That alone has changed the way people speak English forever. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1973 That must be some hickey! 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1974 You'd think that the Count would accompany Mrs. Dracula just once on her daily walks. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1975 Do you think she'd be frilled to meet us? 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1976 It will.stop her licking her wounds 1.2062 0.05471 97 83 8 6
1977 We recalled the carriages with airbags, now it seems our latest prototype doesn't work that well either. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1978 I told her not to order the extra-large. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1979 She must be American. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1980 You should see her dog's. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1981 Egads, the Scarlet Muff ! 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1982 Do you think we've taken this hipster thing a bit to far? 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1983 You just KNOW she's smirking at me. 1.2062 0.04129 97 77 20 0
1984 Get ready to witness pride coming before a fall. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1985 That's the latest; It's called the Trump-proof collar. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1986 Trump must be visiting again. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1987 She's practices oral celibacy. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
1988 She's terribly afraid of vampires. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1989 I can't get my dog to stop . . . Wait a minute. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1990 It's her entry for the Great British Bakeoff 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1991 It was designed specifically for Marie Antoinette. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1992 It's one of those high fashion plague filters 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
1993 And they make fun of our puffy shirts! 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1994 I'm told it's the Trump bumper, to fend off unwelcome advances. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1995 I told her she was overdoing the fabric stiffener. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
1996 With one motion it becomes a chastity belt! 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1997 She wanted to have her cake and eat it too. 1.2062 0.05471 97 83 8 6
1998 It's Kleenex. The flu's no fun at a Renaissance Festival. 1.2062 0.05471 97 83 8 6
1999 She claims it helps her sleep better on long stagecoach rides. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2000 As it turns out, you apparently CAN have your cake and eat it too... 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2001 Our village is trending anti-cleavage. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2002 Interestingly, she and her husband are both happier this way. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2003 It's amazing the lengths a woman will go to disguise a double chin. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2004 She's a little ruff around the edges. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
2005 Why, I ponder, doth my wonder grow fonder as yonder blonder launder doth asunder wander? 1.2062 0.05664 97 84 6 7
2006 It was a choice between shackles for her hands or a muffler for her mouth. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2007 Yes...and that's why they call her bunt cake Mary. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2008 Methinks that kissing her wouldst be ruff. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2009 Her father is a wheelwright. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2010 I think she's hiding a hickey. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2011 I don't know...maybe a bad breath filter? 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2012 It's called the Chastity Collar, but I think the idea needs some finessing. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
2013 She's one of those white-collar elites. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2014 She's going through a ruff patch. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2015 Brace yourself, winter is coming. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2016 Fleas. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2017 She kept licking the scratch. 1.2062 0.05471 97 83 8 6
2018 Her barrister doth say her whiplash be quite severe. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2019 The first one who says, 'Let her eat cake' gets beheaded! 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2020 I hear the designer was inspired by this year's political debates. 1.2062 0.05471 97 83 8 6
2021 That's the worst ring around the collar I've ever seen! 1.2062 0.05471 97 83 8 6
2022 She claims it's a serious horse and buggy whiplash injury. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2023 She's doing everything she can to stay away from carbohydrates. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2024 It's flu season in Williamsburg. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2025 She leads a ruff life. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
2026 It keeps her from scratching her ears. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2027 I have always said size doth matter 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2028 It's protection just in case Henry says 'Off with her head!' 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2029 We had to do something to stop her from gnawing at her stitches. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2030 She says it's all the rage in Transylvania. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2031 She's lucky. The king only collared her. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2032 I think it's a promise ring. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2033 She's ruff around the edges. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2034 Ring around the collar, ring around the collar. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2035 The chastity belt has upped its ante. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2036 She's sitting for her Rembrandt portrait today. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2037 It's also a neck pillow. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2038 Somebody's overcompensating. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2039 I dare say! Thy fair maiden hath worn it better than Lady Gaga! 1.2062 0.05471 97 83 8 6
2040 Methinks Kate would rather not! 1.2062 0.05471 97 83 8 6
2041 Doth the fair Lady Anne attempt to conceal a royal love bite? 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2042 She's ruffing it. 1.2062 0.05664 97 84 6 7
2043 She's such a nasty woman 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2044 "She thinks it's slimming". 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2045 It's the latest fashion...called the Bigly. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2046 Yes, it's the Nasty Woman collar. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2047 Call her a prude, and she gets all ruffled. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2048 I heard she's designing a bustle. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2049 I'd do anything to see what she's got under those ruffles.... 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2050 It must be ruff being queen. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2051 It's the Queen's new megamuff -- it staves off chills, discourages overeating, and keeps the King at arm's length. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2052 It's getting harder and harder to kiss them. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2053 Me think the lady doth play very hard to get. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2054 That must be the new chastity collar. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2055 King Henry wants to get rid of her, but the headsman says there's no way. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2056 It's a guillotine safety device. What do you think, will it really work? 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2057 When we were dating, we agreed to skip first base. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2058 There are consequences for being a nasty woman. 1.2041 0.05419 98 84 8 6
2059 Me thinks she be not loose. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2060 You have to admire her stiff upper lip. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2061 A fear of vampires, is the reason, I'm told. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2062 'The King threatened to behead her." 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2063 She needs to go easy on the yeast. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2064 Someone is trying to get Shakespeare's attention 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2065 It deflects unwanted kisses from propertied men. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2066 She asked for something that would take her breath away. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2067 she hates her new braces 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2068 I say, she gets ruffled rather easily. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2069 As if corsets don't make it difficult enough to breathe already. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2070 She said, she likes it during the flu season... 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2071 It's never been worn before but her attorney said it could triple her settlement. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2072 Without a well regulated fashion Militia, social order is doomed. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2073 She says it's a pillow for long carriage rides. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2074 Mayhaps because it hast a slimming effect. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2075 It is obviously a heavily muffled cry for help. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2076 Looks like a bad case of whiplash 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2077 In our age, not practical I say. But in the age of the red eye from Seattle, you will see its day has come. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2078 It's like a chastity belt for her mouth 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2079 Would you believe my dog's "cone of shame" started this new fashion trend? 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2080 She supersized it! 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2081 I designed it to protect her from the guillotine. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2082 She's trying to make her dog feel better about his surgery cone. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2083 I'd say she's certainly more than just a little ruff around the edges! 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2084 Someone call the fashion constable. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2085 It doubles as an air filter for her sinus infection. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2086 Don't mind her; she's from France. 1.2041 0.05419 98 84 8 6
2087 Ruff life. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2088 She takes Ruffing it to a whole new level 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2089 Oh, she will be very popular when dysentery hits the village. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2090 she is self conscious of her double chins. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2091 That's one way to shut her up 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2092 She'll have it on for 6 to 8 weeks. Texting while driving a horse and buggy is quite dangerous. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2093 Costco? 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2094 Do you think the role is going to her head 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2095 She claims it has changed her from a mezzo to a coloratura. 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2096 She heard that Lord Trump has been grabbing ladies by the pussy bow collar. 1.2020 0.05368 99 85 8 6
2097 I've never seen anyone who loves brie more! 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2098 Well, we won't be wasting any Tic Tacs on that! 1.2020 0.05368 99 85 8 6
2099 She doth hail from Ottoman. 1.2020 0.05368 99 85 8 6
2100 I don't know why, but looking at her makes me hungry for a big bag of potato chips... 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2101 She wouldn't stop chewing the sutures on her leg. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2102 There goes the ol' millstone and chain... 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2103 Bloody Hell Man. If you see something, say something. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2104 They had to put that collar on her because she kept chewing on her toe. 1.2000 0.05519 95 82 7 6
2105 I hear that they're now banned on the Riviera. 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2106 I hope this is just another fad. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2107 Vanity, thy name is woman. Hey, that's good, I should write that down. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2108 Looks like Catherine Howard learned something from King Henry's previous five wives. 1.2000 0.05519 95 82 7 6
2109 Wherefore doth m'lady weareth the cone of shame? 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2110 Not made for snuggling, no. But smuggling... 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2111 She's quite the catch. P235/75R15's are hard to come by these days. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2112 They are all the rage, it seems, the giant air filter. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2113 I think it's cholera. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2114 You should see her flourishes. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2115 It's actually an angel food cake. 1.2000 0.05519 95 82 7 6
2116 She says that it is the only way she can sleep on long coach rides. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2117 It's a bit formal for just going to the bakery, isn't it? 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2118 It was the only way to get her to stop licking her butt. 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2119 It slowly grows on you. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2120 It helps keep her nose up. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2121 Methinks t'is Lady Kardasian. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2122 The Farmer's Almanac predicts a cold winter. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2123 It offers ultrafiltration when traipsing through the misty moors. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2124 She is Jane, Jane of Goodyear 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2125 Now that I see the alternative, I think I prefer her scarlet A. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2126 She's always been sensitive about her facial hair. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2127 Collar?! I don't even know her! 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2128 I guess she landed in the ruff.... 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2129 It makes life easier for Lady Narcolepsy 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2130 There’s nothing so becomes a woman as modest stillness and humidity. 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2131 'She broke all ten commendents!' 1.2000 0.05519 95 82 7 6
2132 That way she can have her cake and eat it too. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2133 Anne Boleyn's estate owns the patent 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2134 We must have been in her blind spot. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2135 Forget it. I heard she only entertains gentleman collars. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2136 They say she has lips like Jagger. 1.2000 0.05519 95 82 7 6
2137 Her father caught her french kissing. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2138 She has an unfortunate chin. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2139 Methinks 'twill be a bitter cold winter. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2140 I heard the Apothecary ran out of mouthwash. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2141 I heard the “Princess” has a humongous Adam’s apple. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2142 The lady doth protest thy hickies too much, methinks. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2143 I say, young William Bush, I once forced a kiss upon that fair maiden over there. You can best believe I left her with the sweet memory of my power and a hint of tic-tacs as well. Why she dresses like that, I know not. Sad. 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2144 She has whiplash and went to see Dr. Versace. 1.2000 0.05519 95 82 7 6
2145 I hear she likes it ruff. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2146 I told her to stay out of the rain with it. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2147 She's clearly just going through a ruff patch. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2148 Pay attention! When women start wearing those, it means next winter's going to be a cold one. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2149 Women! Making things bigger to catch a man's eye. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2150 Dude, did you see her bare forehead? Outrageous! 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2151 Krispy Queen 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2152 It's for BREXIT whiplash. 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2153 It's a variation of the chastity belt. 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2154 Well, this way she can sleep standing up. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2155 All that to cover a pimple? 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2156 It apparently satisfies chastity, tidiness and safe-deposit needs. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2157 She looks so hot. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2158 I dare say, old bean, I do fear your 3D printer has run seriously amuck. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2159 Say what you will, I'm going to bet against this wife being hanged. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2160 The court orthodontist calls it braces. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2161 If women wanted the vote, we would hear them asking for it. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2162 Her personal injury attorney is also a graduate of Ringling Brothers Clown College. 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
2163 There's the lady visiting from the American Colonies. I dare say they do like things big over there, don't they. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2164 Me thinks the lady doth protested one time too much 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2165 That may well be thee most egregious fashion faux pas since the urban sombrero 1.1979 0.05465 96 83 7 6
2166 I am told it was designed by a chap named Hickey. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2167 It was the only way to make my lady stop biting her stitches. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2168 Show off. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2169 She's trying to avoid the guillotine! 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2170 She's not one to kiss and tell. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2171 It's really a cronut. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2172 She sure ruffles easily! 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2173 It's the new fad diet. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2174 Did she just call me a fompf? 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2175 The ruffkini swimsuit! Scandalous! 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2176 It looks big, but it's mostly just air. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2177 It's the latest style: the ruffle muffle. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2178 She started wearing it just before she passed the witch-dunking test. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2179 They're big in Europe. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2180 Remember? It's fashion week. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2181 Hideous birthmark, or double chin? 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2182 Well, she did tell them to eat cake. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2183 They say Her Royal Highness had it up to here! 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2184 The Queen is mute. Long live the Queen. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2185 Hush money. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2186 It turns out her new dressmaker gave up a lucrative and successful career as a veterinarian. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2187 Now THAT'S ruff. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2188 Id like to grab her by the poofy. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2189 Her ladies fashioned it to save face. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2190 It's the only way they could get her to stop picking her nose. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2191 Trust me: She doesn't go in for necking. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2192 Oh, she gives you that come hither look but no one can get to her." 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2193 Check it out Charlie! I think she likes you! 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2194 Apparently she has a business meeting with a Mister Trump 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2195 I want her to make a statement, I just don't want anyone to hear it. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2196 They are calling it "The Trump Effect". 1.1915 0.05511 94 82 6 6
2197 We've been giving each other the silent treatment. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2198 Ring around the collar, methinks. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2199 The King calls it a filter. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2200 It keeps her from licking her ass! 1.1915 0.05511 94 82 6 6
2201 Does the King really think that will quiet her down? 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2202 She's had a ruff life, William. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2203 My therapist suggested it, too... 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2204 She'll have to keep that on until the stitches come out 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2205 She swears it's the only way to travel stagecoach. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2206 Actually, all evidence suggests a non-airborne plague. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2207 One can always hope to find a diamond in the ruff. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2208 After her dream about Marie Antoinette, she had this designed. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2209 Who, pray tell, is Elizabeth's tailor? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2210 It's becoming a ruff neighborhood. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2211 I agree it's pretty extreme, but she doesn't scratch anymore. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2212 I do prefer the forms of torture where they're not allowed to stroll about. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2213 . . . and thus, I invented the Nag Elizabethan Collar to soothe my wearied ears. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2214 Things keep getting ruffer. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2215 I don't think it's a trend that's going to catch on. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2216 The 'guillotine-collar' offers both style and saturation. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2217 She shops at Cosco 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2218 I've heard she likes a bit of ruff. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2219 Man, that's ruff. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2220 I just do not see it catching on. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2221 She likes it ruff. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2222 She hates the kiss hello. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2223 Ye royal hickey is well concealed. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2224 Must be one heck of a hickey. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2225 Methinks Lady Melania doth consort with the evil Lord Huuge. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2226 Pray tell! Was that Lady Narcolepsy? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2227 It's a reaction to overstuffed codpieces. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2228 That's odd. When her husband left she was unruffled. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2229 She's got to be Henry's last wife. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2230 I hear that Montague boy left quite the mark on her neck." 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2231 She calls it the Trump repellent. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2232 You should see her prudish sister. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2233 It is a but much even if it isn't over the top. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2234 It seems as they get bigger, the marriages last longer. 1.1915 0.05511 94 82 6 6
2235 Aye, she'll have the sense to come in from the rain next time! 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2236 It's the new portable pillory with optional muffler. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2237 Methinks the lady doth add too much water. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2238 She's the local cake decorator. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2239 Must be a hell of a hickey. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2240 Extra hickey defence 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2241 The Queen said, "Let them eat cake," and my wife took her seriously. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2242 She appears to be growing into it. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2243 Methinks she goeth through a ruff time. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2244 I don't think it's real, though. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2245 She wouldn't stop practicing the flute! 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2246 Well old boy, I heard she had a stiff upper lip. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2247 With the latest fashions women are showing more and more skin. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2248 There goes Martha hiding a double chin, skinny neck and beard. Doesn't she know how ridiculous it makes her look? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2249 Milady's having a ruff time. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2250 That's ruff. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2251 Your Kleenex patent may need a little tweaking. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2252 I say, she's more than a little ruff around the edges these days. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2253 This will keep her quiet until the next fad. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2254 Thinks she's better than the Queen of England... 1.1915 0.05511 94 82 6 6
2255 Well, no one can kiss and tell! 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2256 Look out for that one, she likes to play ruff. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2257 She fell through her tuffet! 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2258 It looks like she's up to her neck in trouble. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2259 Methinks the lady doth protested too much. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2260 It's to keep her from scratching her ears. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2261 What exactly did she mean by 'mmff mmff mmff'? 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2262 It's a kissing guard. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2263 It came with her life insurance policy. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2264 Elitist. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2265 M'lady really likes it ruff. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2266 I don’t think she’s quite clear about how ‘cholera’ is transmitted. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2267 It's hard for a woman with a small ruffle to a be a 10. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2268 And yet, her demeanor is quite unruffled! 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2269 The King grew tired of her nagging. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2270 Princess Chia? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2271 She's a Yorkshire football fan. It's a Cheeseneck! 1.1915 0.05715 94 83 4 7
2272 We must find the genius who figured out how to muzzle a woman with her consent. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2273 I wonder if she wears it to bed ? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2274 I can't remember the last time I saw her smile. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2275 Behold! Those ankles! 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2276 She's in the doughnut hole. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2277 All collar no jewels 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2278 What happens in Rufford, Lancashire stays in Rufford Lancashire! 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2279 So much for "anything worth doing is worth over doing". 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2280 She looks nothing like her Tinder portrait. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2281 The King decreed that nasty women should filter their comments. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2282 I guess that's one way to cover up a hickey. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2283 She likes it because it looks good. I like it because she cannot speak! 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2284 She's too stiff-necked for me. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2285 Ugh. Hipsters. Am I right? 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2286 I hear she's having a ruff time. 1.1915 0.05511 94 82 6 6
2287 Do you think she heard us? 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2288 She certainly takes the cake. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2289 Isn't she breathless. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2290 Her Majesty realizes that King Henry's love for her might fade. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2291 Milady's laundress struggles with ring-around-the-collar. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2292 Princess Turtleneck left her life of royalty behind to become a fashion designer, but the early results are not inspiring. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2293 That's Henry the Eighth newest lady. Apparently she's taken to wearing a bit of protection. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2294 She considered a chastity belt but decided to trade comfort for efficiency. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2295 But what happens to the crumbs? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2296 She saideth it was her solution to Donaldeth Trumpeth groping at her neck parts! 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2297 I think she has taken haute couture a little too literally. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2298 My God. She must've been necking all night. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2299 Looks like she can't stop biting her nails... 1.1915 0.04080 94 76 18 0
2300 I heard it's because she spits when she talks... 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2301 But you told me that if I liked it then I should put a ring on it. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2302 That look is so 1837. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2303 It appears Lady Catherine has fallen into the donut hole phase of her health care plan. 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
2304 Aye, twas a mere whiplash she suffered as I recall. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2305 "She must be the new princess from Parma". 1.1848 0.05558 92 81 5 6
2306 I'd hate to be her executioner. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2307 The King caught her kissing a stable boy 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2308 My wife is a slave to fashion. Frankly, I think it makes her shoulders look a bit narrow. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2309 It's her fault. She never showed up for her final fitting. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2310 It's something called a HEPA filter. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2311 I heard Will gave her another hickey. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2312 Some have fashions thrust upon 'em. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2313 Fellatio wasn't even an option. 1.1848 0.05558 92 81 5 6
2314 A bit puffed up about herself if you ask me. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2315 The latest in anti-groping fashion. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2316 Nasty woman 1.1848 0.05769 92 82 3 7
2317 It's part of my "Fashion meets Chastity" collection. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2318 Certainly there are other ways to hide me lady's teeth. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2319 Say what you want about fashion trends, she'll be warmer than us this winter. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2320 When you're with her, avoid any pillow talk. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2321 Not real. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2322 Wish it were bigger, we can still see her face. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2323 Ruff life. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2324 It's the "I tried to express my opinion while men were talking" lace collar of shame. 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
2325 I think that she hopes it will prevent her from suffering the same fate as Marie Antoinette! 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
2326 Sure hope she has a good method for dealing with "ring around the collar"! 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2327 Clunky yes, but it keeps her from licking the Marigolds and Nettles! 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2328 She's on the South Thames diet. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2329 Ever since she started dating that HEPA filter inventor.... 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2330 I think it's some sort of defense mechanism. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2331 she's having lunch with one of the candidates 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
2332 That's haute couture for you. 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
2333 New fabric softener. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2334 As Sir Mixalot confessed, "I like big ruffs and I cannot lie!" 1.1848 0.05558 92 81 5 6
2335 "Whiplash"? 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2336 Nasty whiplash from a carriage crash. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2337 I hear she's suing the hangman. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2338 I think we're seeing peak ruffle. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2339 She fancies herself as upwardly mobile. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2340 Rumor has it her head tilts severely to the right when she removes that thing. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2341 Her Majesty believes it protects her against ruffians. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2342 Not lips so fair, I hear. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2343 So you can have your cake and eat it too! 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2344 My lady says she will wear it until she can fit into her summer corset 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2345 It's so she won't have to smell the rest of us. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2346 It's the new chastity belt. 1.1848 0.05558 92 81 5 6
2347 What did she say? 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2348 Regina's Elizabethan diet seems to be working. 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
2349 I haven't seen her around 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2350 The lady doth not protest enough, methinks. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2351 I guess she was serious when she said that size matters. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2352 Damn hipsters. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2353 New style chastity belt. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2354 You'd never guess that she was a no-frills kind of girl in high school. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2355 She's the big cheese around here. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2356 Do you think she's compensating for something? 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2357 She's blaming the humidity 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2358 It's ruff all around these days... 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2359 And that, my friend, is the sixty-four-thousand-collar question. 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
2360 Rough ruff. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2361 The executioner requested a pre-stretched neck. 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
2362 I hope Mr. Michelin comes up with a better idea than the hickey hider. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2363 It's a ruff life but it's her life. 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
2364 Ah! It's cholera. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2365 It's great for long carriage rides. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2366 My, isn't that Lady Kardafian! 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2367 It's from her wedding cake inspired collection. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2368 Let her eat cake! 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2369 Thank the Good Lord I was able to persuade her to leave her bonnet at home. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2370 At least the new fashion makes it so we we really can't hear what they're saying 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2371 I guess Robert was telling the truth about giving Elizabeth that hickey. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2372 She must be from the ruff side of town 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2373 Did she say, “Couture” or “Up yours”? 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2374 See they're wearing ruffles high this year. Pig prices are sure to fall. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2375 I just had a great idea - head cheese! 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2376 She has whiplash from the buggy accident. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2377 She's betrothed, and then some. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2378 I told you this was a ruff neighborhood. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2379 It's either part of her diet or an attempt to cap our family off at six. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2380 She’s dating Prince Hickey. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2381 It's called 'starch' - it'll never amount to anything 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2382 Our women are resorting to desperate measures to prevent Tonald Drump's advances... 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
2383 She's also sometimes called The No-Necking Queen. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2384 She claimed the King had groped her so, he built a wall around her mouth. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2385 Thanks, I designed it specifically to gag her, subjugate her, and keep her close to home, but, it also acts as a flotation device. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2386 She likes ruff sex. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2387 I heard she likes it ruff. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2388 Just look at her. I don't think so. 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
2389 Too much starch. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2390 Well, that's certainly one way to enforce the ol' "women should be seen, not heard" policy. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2391 She wishes to defend her personage from the advances of Sir Donald of Bigly. 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
2392 She really takes the cake! 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2393 In truth, ‘twas sewn as muzzle more than ruff. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2394 Oh my! She's having a ruff day, is she not? 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2395 Yeah I know it's silly and demeaning Carl, but it's all part of the Make Britain Great Again campaign. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2396 Well, that eliminates one fun option. 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
2397 I wonder how they would vote if we didn't keep them muffled? 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2398 Poor thing, she inherited the family double chin. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2399 So she doesn't scratch at it. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2400 I saw her orthodontist at AA last night. 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
2401 Have you heard any word she just said? 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2402 Leave her be. She's had a ruff week. 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
2403 Poor Elizabeth. She looks rather ruff today. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2404 Trump's wish come true! 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2405 I can only imagine how high her mattress is. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2406 Lady Trump hasn't had a word to say all week. 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
2407 She's trying NOT to make a statement. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2408 I belive that's the exciting new Mother-in-Law version, size small. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2409 She's a reluctant volunteer at this year's village festival Kissing Booth. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2410 Like I’m gonna go after her. Believe me, she would not be my first choice. That I can tell you. You don’t know. That would not be my first choice. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2411 Methinks I know not what she said either! 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2412 Just another example of her ' holier than thou' attitude. 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
2413 She's a diamond in the ruff. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2414 Her father insists on a chastity collar. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2415 She must be using a little too much of that new ring-around-the-collar detergent. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2416 She's cute, but she's a real stuffed shirt. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2417 Frankly, I think she should have stayed with the pussy bow. 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
2418 She's going through a ruff patch. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2419 I think they call it a spare tire. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2420 "New-rich"! 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2421 So who's going to tell her that's not how you eat a doughnut? 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2422 I think she should have gone with "Let them EAT cake ." 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2423 It's some sort of new chastity belt. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2424 No mixed signals there 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2425 That's what happens when you say a woman is going to be elected president some day. 1.1828 0.05284 93 81 7 5
2426 She's been rehearsing her roll. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2427 Whiplash from a tragic carriage ride. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2428 New protection for the Trump kiss? 1.1828 0.05284 93 81 7 5
2429 I don't want to sound sexist, but she's in over her head. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2430 We've found it's the easiest way to deal with a nasty woman. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2431 Yonder damsel wears Prada. 1.1828 0.05284 93 81 7 5
2432 Our King Henry has commanded Lady Catherine to meet him in his chambers for high tea. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2433 The French call it a droll de toilette. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2434 They're testing a kindler, gentler stock for the ruling class. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2435 Mayhaps she was inspired by her oil filter? 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2436 She's keeping her suitors at arms length 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2437 That is quite the infinity scarf. 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2438 I believe she said "Let them eat starch." 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2439 Inflatable ruffs -- just a fad! 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2440 It covers up her Mustache. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2441 She is the new model for Fyrestone 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2442 Yes, you're quite lucky she only bit your arm. 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2443 Charming girl but her breath could knock out a horse. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2444 I wonder what's gotten her so ruffled up? 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2445 Her portrait painter almost committed suicide 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2446 Remember when it was fashionable for those to be really small? 1.1809 0.05231 94 82 7 5
2447 He only bought it to shut her up. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2448 It was a choice - this or a chastity belt. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2449 I can make no statement, sir, about yon fair maiden, without being considered, in 200 years, insensitive as a pig. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2450 I hear she's suing for whiplash. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2451 That reminds me, I have to make an appointment to get Balthazar neutered. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2452 What will those folks at Tempur-Pedic think of next? 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2453 It's a chastity belt for her mouth. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2454 I have a great idea for my dog. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2455 Too many dryer sheets! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2456 It appears to be Trumpian in design -- haute couture keep-your-mouth-shut bondage. 1.1758 0.05321 91 80 6 5
2457 I told you she had a lot of ruff edges! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2458 Let them eat lace. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2459 She's fine now but our attorney suggested she wear it until we get the whiplash settlement. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2460 Last week she rode through town naked on a horse. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2461 I like her but she is kind of stiff-necked. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2462 I believe that’s Elizabeth is wearing her new chastity collar. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2463 I don't think you could kiss her even if you wanted to. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2464 She's what you'd call a 'diamond in the ruff' 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2465 A nasty woman, methinks. 1.1758 0.05321 91 80 6 5
2466 'Sooth! Ever since the first debate, she's been all ruff and no wimple! 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2467 She always has to one-up everybody. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2468 The princess appears unruffled. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2469 It's called the Air Filter collar, and I hear it's all the rage in Detroit. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2470 Methinks Lady Gwendolyn doth protect too much. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2471 The ruffled collar is back in a big way. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2472 I think a cake just ate her head. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2473 Sneezed! 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2474 She has it ruffer than most. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2475 Collar? I hardly know her! 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2476 She got it from Miss Muffet. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2477 Maybe sometimes more isn't better after all Alfred 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2478 What's a Green Bay Wisconsin? 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2479 I believe she got it at Costco. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2480 It’s a hard choice between allergies, fashion, and HEPA. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2481 Her name is Lady Gaga. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2482 It prevents her from scratching. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2483 She walks around all day with her head in a cloud. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2484 My oh my. Gimme a tic tac. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2485 Alas, milady doth tire of the boorish and unwanted advances of King Donald 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2486 Rough ruff? 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2487 Her new attire has really gone to her head. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2488 I say, her ruff doth runneth over. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2489 That's one way to cope with the executioner's axe. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2490 Must be Spring -- she took off the chains. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2491 how will Darwin explain that? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2492 Methinks I liked last fall's 'mini-ruff' trend much better. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2493 People say she's a nasty woman. 1.1758 0.05546 91 81 4 6
2494 She's been wearing that ever since Sir Donald moved to the manor house. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2495 It's a great idea but I don't think the airlines will allow it 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2496 Keeping up with the Tudors 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2497 She's had work 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2498 Now that is fashionable suffrage. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2499 If her father weren’t a squire she’d be in the stocks. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2500 I guess it works- she used to be 20 stone weight! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2501 Yes, I heard she likes it very ruff. 1.1758 0.05321 91 80 6 5
2502 What is she hiding? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2503 Talk about an over-reaction to a hickey. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2504 Henry has his eye on her. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2505 Methinks the lady has dressed too much. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2506 I shall swipeth right. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2507 I hear it's the latest in chastity accessories 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2508 They call that one "Ultra-Charmin" 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2509 If she sneezes that ain't gonna work 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2510 Don't you wanna grab her by the puffy? 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2511 And how's Muffy? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2512 It is her personal hub. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2513 It's supposed to project power and elegance, but its really a pain in the neck 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2514 She owns the new donut shop. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2515 Her false teeth have not come in yet. 1.1758 0.05321 91 80 6 5
2516 She has her cake and eats it too. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2517 It needs trimming! 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2518 She practices safe kissing! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2519 I mean come on, we get it, you're well off. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2520 She's suing the cart driver for whiplash injuries 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2521 It's humiliating, but it keeps her from scratching there. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2522 It's a new painless device to keep women from complaining. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2523 She's had a ruff life. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2524 Messy eater? 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2525 Check out the collar on that babe. 1.1758 0.05546 91 81 4 6
2526 Her father is a pastry chef 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2527 Lord Frawley is history, but the tattoo isn't. 1.1758 0.05321 91 80 6 5
2528 Me thinks the shrew has been tamed by her costumer. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2529 Allergies? 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2530 Me thinks she doth protest her double-chin too much! 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2531 Damned hipsters! 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2532 I think I heard her say, "No tongue shall Trumpeth my ruby lips." 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2533 They ran out of collars, so I just got her an air filter from Truck Depot. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2534 So look at her with her nose in the air! 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2535 It's one of those appearance-slimming techniques. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2536 Well that's one way to cover up her mole. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2537 It's not a fashion, it's a diet. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2538 She's English they use the metric system. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2539 There goes another life being consumed by fashion 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2540 Bad collar day. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2541 Is there a constrictor in her boa? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2542 It's a test model. We want to make sure it's safe for dogs. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2543 Not only is it fashionable, it makes her virtually injury proof. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2544 They're known as fashionistas. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2545 She's just come back from fashion week. 1.1758 0.05321 91 80 6 5
2546 Her husband couldn't take the accordion playing anymore. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2547 It fends off unwanted displays of affection. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2548 Poor Rembrandt, can you blame him for painting another self portrait? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2549 I guess she didn't wanna neck. 1.1758 0.05321 91 80 6 5
2550 Well, the lady's posture hath improved. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2551 No, I don't think it's the shoes. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2552 She got new braces. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2553 I fear these Cervical Calvinists. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2554 You have to hand it to old Michelin, his wife is always a la mode. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2555 What think you? Her personal injury lawyer doth straight dream on fees! 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2556 Nah, then she couldn't breathe. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2557 She's looking for 50 crowns for whiplash 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2558 I know it looks cruel but she mustn't bite her stitches, Ernest. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2559 Is she attached? 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2560 that's one way to shut her up 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2561 Rrrruff ruff! Now that is hot! 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2562 I hear that she's had a very ruff life. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2563 Apparently, she is a fan of Lady GaGa of Devonshire. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2564 I like a woman with a head on her shoulders! 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2565 That's carrying modesty at bit too far! 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2566 Methinks, it's much ado about fluffing. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2567 I heard she has it really ruff. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2568 I think it's one of them new French chastity belts. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2569 She's from Transylvania. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2570 It's less uncomfortable than a chastity belt. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2571 I heard she has a hickey. 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2572 It matches the lady's ego. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2573 Forsooth, her life is very ruff. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2574 All I said to her was to smile more. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2575 Otherwise, I would have to blow her dowery on bridge-work. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2576 They all say she's a roughneck. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2577 I understand she has a weak chin. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2578 She's being wearing it ever since she had a nightmare about some futuristic encounter with a rogue named Trump. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2579 A fine lady who keeps her nose to the grind stone. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2580 I'd call her 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2581 Strivers don't know when to stop. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2582 I hear she obtains her collars from an auto parts supplier. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2583 Gezundheit! 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2584 Who her? Why, that's Madame Axle. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2585 Three ply? Well that's a first. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2586 'twas a rather large hickey I gave m'lady last eve. 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2587 It's the latest fashion. A tire. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2588 She has lost a lot of weight since she started wearing that gastric bypass sleeve. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2589 Seems extreme, but I'm pretty sure her parents won't see the hickey she got last night. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2590 She's had a ruff life. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2591 There goest King Henry's betrothed. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2592 Obviously a great seamstress, but can she cook? 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2593 Does this collar make my butt look fat? 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2594 Some doth say that it filters the air which she doth breathe. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2595 Methinks the lady doth protest too much. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2596 She's just playing hard to get. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2597 Don't knock it, she makes a fortune on etsy. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2598 Showoff. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2599 Three centuries from now, that will inspire the air filter for internal combustion engines 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2600 Damned hipsters! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2601 It's the re-formation of the collar. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2602 Halitosis 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2603 The medium was a little snug. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2604 It's the only way she can maintain her stiff upper lip. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2605 It helps keep her nose in the air, I suppose. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2606 Nasty goiter. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2607 I heard it's made of 33,000 e-mails from the future. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2608 Maybe it's just me, but she seems a little more rough around the collar than usual. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2609 Too much ruffage, don't you think? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2610 I believe that is the new "let them eat cake" look. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2611 Everyone knows "sandwich" came from the Earl of Sandwich, but few know the origins of the "fluffernutter" sandwich. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2612 It must be quite a challenge during allergy season. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2613 I guess it's better than being locked up in a padded cell. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2614 I hope she doesn't have to sneeze. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2615 Wow that must be ruff! 1.1758 0.05321 91 80 6 5
2616 Seasonal allergies. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2617 Certainly too much yeast 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2618 Check out the Folio on that one. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2619 The style is too Dutch - almost Gouda-esque 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2620 I hear the newer models are called "CPAPs". 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2621 She's really a beauty, but getting close is ruff. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2622 At least I think that's the girl with the pearl earring. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2623 She's Italian royalty you know, it's her fall wheel of Parmigiano-Reggiano. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2624 It's a beheading protector. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2625 It's French. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2626 Must be ruff. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2627 I can never understand fashion 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2628 She used to be known as "The Gentle Queen", but she's all ruff now... 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2629 If it makes our leaders talk less and listen more, I'm for it. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2630 I knew Elizabeth I, and I can tell you, she is no Elizabeth I. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2631 Aye, but she doth ruffle easily. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2632 She's never been kissed. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2633 Hath the princess been neutered?! 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2634 Princess or no princess, I say she's too ruff around the edges. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2635 She's overcompensating. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2636 She got collared for embezzlement. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2637 Buck Teeth I Bet 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2638 Not be much in the way of kissing for that lass 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2639 She had too many opinions on woman's rights 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2640 Methinks its called a chastity collar.... 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2641 She does not want Trump kissing her! 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2642 Give me a TicTac. I'm going in! 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2643 I say marry her. Look at all the money you'll save on Kleenex. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2644 It keeps her from gnawing at her stitches. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2645 It was her mother's idea. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2646 Her father found a way of discouraging kissing on the sly. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2647 The A was quite enough.This is over the top! 1.1739 0.05266 92 81 6 5
2648 I'd hate to see the goiter! 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2649 Talk about overcompensation. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2650 It appears that Costco's selling ruffs now. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2651 They say it's a hanging offense, but I'm not clear exactly how that works... 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2652 Apparently it's the newest fad...it's way better than those hoodies. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2653 She's a big wheel about town. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2654 She said she wanted no frills, but the tailor gave her mo' frills. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2655 Laryngitis. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2656 Methinks we are in for tuffet times. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2657 I miss those olde days when milady used to protest too much... 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2658 So it's true Henry proposed again! 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2659 Cleaning that thing must be pretty ruff 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2660 She Supersized it. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2661 She hasn't been the same since the cleaners started using starch. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2662 Hickeys? 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2663 She's originally from Green Bay, Wisconsin. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2664 Wow..... She must really like Charmin 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2665 Verily, it is getting to be cold sore season. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2666 This way she won't be able to chew on her stitches. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2667 Too little, too late for Marie Antoinette. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2668 It's called the Mouth Trump; they make Nasty Women wear them now. 1.1685 0.05357 89 79 5 5
2669 Look at her. I don't think so. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2670 Her true prince will be able to kiss her. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2671 My hope is that over time they will perfect this Botox. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2672 We only wish her vow of silence were somehow quieter. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2673 She is saving her first kiss for her knight in shining armor. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2674 She's giving me the royal silent treatment. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2675 In past years her bite was worse than her bark. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2676 that's one way protect your maidenhead 1.1685 0.05357 89 79 5 5
2677 It's how his highness keeps his mistresses thin. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2678 Even The Donald was unable to kiss her. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2679 I prefer a more conservative look. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2680 Turtlenecks were one thing. But this attempt to hide turkey neck goes way too far. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2681 Her Majesty is trying out a new diet. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2682 I wouldn't want to be behind her in the airport security line! 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2683 William! A Tic Tac forthwith, for I'll wager I can grab her by the ruff! 1.1685 0.05357 89 79 5 5
2684 It's only a rough draft. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2685 They say it allows her to nap while walking. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2686 Silence is golden 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2687 She was complaining about her purity belt night and day. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2688 Maybe she got tired of us telling her to smile. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2689 So she doesn't scratch her ears. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2690 She's been reading that Nora Ephron book. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2691 The King was tired of her nagging. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2692 Someone finally put a ring around Rosie. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2693 I've seen women wearing similar things to the Trump rallies. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2694 Methinks this is white-collar crime. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2695 She got caught necking again! 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2696 Take it easy on her. She's having a ruff day. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2697 It's allowed in the pre-nup with King Henry. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2698 I see Krispy Kreme has opened up ! 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2699 Recently, she's been a little uptight. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2700 That's gotta be ruff. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2701 She ain't no collar back girl. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2702 "it is my invention, It's called a Chatterterly Belt. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2703 She likes to play ruff. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2704 Her grandma knits her one every year for Christmas. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2705 Shakespeare's costume designers loved practical jokes. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2706 It's to keep her from biting her rings. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2707 She's in the top one-percent. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2708 A bit much just to hide a double chin. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2709 It was her father's idea after she told off the last suitor. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2710 This gives a whole new meaning to "hot around the collar"! 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2711 She ruffled too many feathers. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2712 She probably bought it at COSTCO 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2713 She wears that stupid thing whenever we have a big disagreement. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2714 It's something called a Tempur-Pedic. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2715 World's first recorded wardrobe malfunction 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2716 Seriously? She threw her neck out yet again? 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2717 She's already eaten her way through one collar. 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
2718 I'm quite torn between founding women's liberation and letting history play itself out. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2719 Did you hear? Another giant Gouda's gone missing from the dairy. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2720 She is invited for dinner to Trump Abbey. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2721 What do you think? Fashion leader or wacko? 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2722 It's a combination chastity enforcer and silencer. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2723 Yeh, she likes to keep her head on straight. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2724 I find it somewhat less objectionable than her husband's codpiece. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2725 You know what they say Nigel. Women who wear big collars are compensating for having small vaginas. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2726 I don't know, something tells me she's a little ruff around the edges. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2727 It's the new expandable line 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2728 Whiplash. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2729 She doesn't realize it's a cheese wheel. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2730 Don't bother with the Tic-Tacs. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2731 Does size matter? 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2732 What it lacks in aesthetic appeal it more than makes up in lifesaving capacity. 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
2733 She's Transylvanian. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2734 I never imagined I would miss the pillory. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2735 I think we're in a bubble. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2736 It's the latest diet fad. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2737 Why got her so ruffled up? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2738 I'm reserving judgment on the fashion, but I think I've solved the problem of how to grind our wheat. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2739 look at that rack 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
2740 Don't even think about it, man. The word around the village is that she gets ruffled pretty easily. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2741 I think it's a new style they're working on called a turtle neck. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2742 She can get away with sleeping on the job. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2743 T'was the only way we could stop her gossiping. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2744 But is it really fashion forward? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2745 I suppose that's what one get for talking too much. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2746 It's a Trump buffer. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2747 I find it tasteless, but then again, I'm not the one tasting it... 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2748 It was either a chastity belt or a mouth guard. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2749 I'd say ring around the collar! 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2750 Hickies. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2751 Did she say she's miffed or muffed? 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2752 They say Lady Ann's new dieting technique may have merit. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2753 I almost forgot: there's a hockey game tonight! 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2754 It must be ruff. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2755 It could be worse. Have you ever had a wedgie? 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2756 Such a nasty woman. 1.1685 0.05357 89 79 5 5
2757 Call me crazy, but for some reason, I've always been turned off when a woman wears a tiara on her birthday. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2758 Her lawyer told her to wear it whenever she goes out, she's claiming she was rear-ended. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2759 There's something rotten in the state of Denmark, but she doesn't smell it. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2760 I hear this is the latest cure for Elizabethan halitosis. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2761 You say it was banned by the French court? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2762 She must be really noble. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2763 She dared to wear a frock that showed her neck! 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2764 She used to say she could never be ruffled. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2765 It's much like a chastity belt. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2766 There goes Hildegard von Hikky. Her grandfather invented the chastity collar. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2767 Just smile and nod. Try not to be judgey 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2768 I'm glad elevators have yet to be invented. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2769 She only wears it around Sir Trump 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2770 I think it's to keep her from eating cake. 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
2771 What do you think she's compensating for? 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2772 A princess maybe, but she's ruff around the edges. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2773 She mistakenly dried it on the air fluff setting 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2774 Quite proper way to dress for your guillotine execution. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2775 It's hickey prevention month. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2776 I can't help but think of Ye Krispy Kreme when I see her. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2777 'Tis truly a rough time to be fashion forward. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2778 She says it's from Ye Olde Costco. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2779 In Victorian London, it was a common wedding tradition for the bride to eat her way out of the cake. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2780 I always liked big ruffs, but I thought I was the only one. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2781 Bet she's a red neck. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2782 It's 3-ply. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2783 Looks like we're in for a ruff winter. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2784 So, your saying it prevents her from scratching the stitches out? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2785 She doesn't neck well. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2786 Designing it to cover her mouth was pure genius. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2787 Her highness truly is a diamond in the ruff! 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2788 Methinks the ruff doth protest too much. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2789 I hear Bill Shakespeare's last play was a disaster but the audience went mad for the costumes. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2790 Even if you wanted to, you might not be able to land a kiss. 1.1685 0.05357 89 79 5 5
2791 I Googled it too. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2792 I wonder who's kissing her now... 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2793 It's the newest thing. A chastity cheese wheel. 1.1685 0.05357 89 79 5 5
2794 I think it's to cover up a tattoo. 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
2795 Donald won. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2796 I expect Shakespeare will be all over this. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2797 Fashion forward can be stifling. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2798 It's all the rage now with Henry VIII on the throne — sort of an anti-execution version of the chastity belt. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2799 It's a retro look...from the Ottoman Empire. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2800 Can't Trump that one. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2801 She says it's all the rage in Versailles, but I know she wears it every Taco Tuesday. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2802 She'll have to keep a stiff upper lip. 1.1685 0.04299 89