Contest #542


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542


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2016-10-24
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2016-11-06 (estimated)
Number of captions 6189
Number of responses 581602
Number of participants 25544


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Should we tell her she's wearing two different shoes? 1.8416 0.02862 789 327 260 202
1 She is Henry's only surviving wife. 1.7296 0.03683 466 227 138 101
2 Should we tell her it's on backwards? 1.6963 0.03953 405 208 112 85
3 So that's where all of the coffee filters went. 1.6773 0.04102 375 198 100 77
4 Well, it does make her waist look smaller. 1.6703 0.03882 370 184 124 62
5 It deployed when her carriage rear-ended an ox cart. 1.6620 0.04043 355 183 109 63
6 Nah, count the rings. She's definitely pushing 30. 1.6469 0.04317 337 186 84 67
7 It DOES make her butt look smaller. 1.6258 0.04390 310 172 82 56
8 Well, look who went out with Lord Hickey last night 1.6198 0.04539 263 140 83 40
9 I know her but we were never close. 1.6169 0.04250 308 167 92 49
10 That reminds me...we're out of coffee filters. 1.6042 0.04412 288 160 82 46
11 I hate fashion week. 1.6014 0.04707 286 170 60 56
12 It does make her waist look smaller. 1.5979 0.04242 281 150 94 37
13 You should see the chastity belt. 1.5950 0.04699 279 165 62 52
14 I attempted an ear nibble and her collar bag deployed. 1.5935 0.04573 278 160 71 47
15 They have been selling off the charts since Ann Boleyn lost her head. 1.5897 0.04374 273 150 85 38
16 Actually, I think that's YOUR wife. 1.5852 0.04598 270 156 70 44
17 New money. 1.5836 0.04702 269 159 63 47
18 And that is why it's so important to know the difference between the radius and the diameter. 1.5795 0.04528 264 150 75 39
19 She hath a hickie. 1.5779 0.04699 263 155 64 44
20 If I read the rings right she's 26. 1.5731 0.04618 260 151 69 40
21 That's Mary Queen of Scots Tissue... 1.5669 0.04772 254 152 60 42
22 Why that's Mary, Queen of Scott Tissues. 1.5669 0.04772 254 152 60 42
23 Oh, that's just Mary, Queen of Scott tissue. 1.5635 0.04837 252 153 56 43
24 " Yon witch doth prophesy 'whiplash' ". 1.5622 0.04681 249 146 66 37
25 You can tell how old she is by counting the rings. 1.5622 0.04817 249 150 58 41
26 She's the only surviving wife of Henry the VIII. 1.5622 0.04850 249 151 56 42
27 We're going to need a bigger guillotine. 1.5622 0.04715 249 147 64 38
28 It looked smaller on line. 1.5569 0.04621 246 143 69 34
29 Well, he did behead two of his wives. 1.5551 0.04848 245 149 56 40
30 Never sit behind her at the Globe. 1.5551 0.04708 245 145 64 36
31 Forsooth, she has not a tooth. 1.5551 0.05372 245 165 24 56
32 Get a load of those ridiculous shoes. 1.5519 0.04770 241 144 61 36
33 You should see what they are doing with codpieces this fall. 1.5510 0.04780 245 148 59 38
34 You should see her chastity belt. 1.5481 0.04947 239 148 51 40
35 That's Lady Goodyear. 1.5462 0.04707 238 141 64 33
36 Go ahead and ask her out. She won't bite. 1.5443 0.04836 237 144 57 36
37 It's a verbosity belt. 1.5424 0.04505 236 135 74 27
38 If that's not a white collar crime, I don't know what is. 1.5348 0.04991 230 144 49 37
39 how long before she realizes her shoes don't match? 1.5330 0.04887 227 139 55 33
40 That is SO sixteen seventies. 1.5330 0.05005 227 142 49 36
41 New money. 1.5310 0.04741 226 135 62 29
42 The lady doth protect too much. 1.5289 0.04921 225 139 53 33
43 I just went to kiss her and she pulled the emergency cord. 1.5183 0.05291 218 144 35 39
44 Should we tell her, her shoe is untied? 1.5140 0.04900 214 132 54 28
45 There's no point in trying to impress her with your new codpiece. 1.5140 0.04855 214 131 56 27
46 it does make her butt look smaller. 1.5140 0.04989 214 134 50 30
47 That's nothing: You should see her chastity belt. 1.5140 0.04945 214 133 52 29
48 I understand it was given to her by Count Michelin. 1.5139 0.04910 216 134 53 29
49 It took a lot of practice, but I can take it off with one hand. 1.5094 0.04981 212 133 50 29
50 It's from the Anne Boleyn collection. 1.5000 0.04903 206 128 53 25
51 Methinks the lady doth project too much 1.5000 0.05184 206 134 41 31
52 Even worse, she's knitting me a sweater. 1.5000 0.05230 206 135 39 32
53 What's even worse is her husband's codpiece. 1.4976 0.05250 205 135 38 32
54 ah..there goes the executioners wife. 1.4925 0.04993 201 127 49 25
55 I can still hear you, you know. 1.4925 0.05189 201 131 41 29
56 Date with Henry VIII tonight. 1.4900 0.05111 200 129 44 27
57 They say she's a member of a radical fringe group. 1.4821 0.05159 195 127 42 26
58 The lady doth protrude too much, methinks. 1.4774 0.05885 155 103 30 22
59 I find today's women unapproachable. 1.4767 0.04822 193 120 54 19
60 Methinks the new queen saw what happened to the old queen. 1.4767 0.05199 193 127 40 26
61 I see Henry's new wife is taking precautions. 1.4767 0.05146 193 126 42 25
62 I wonder what she's not supposed to lick? 1.4764 0.05187 191 125 41 25
63 And she laughed at my codpiece! 1.4764 0.05240 191 126 39 26
64 She is so 1659. 1.4709 0.04894 189 119 51 19
65 A bit ruff around the edges for my taste.... 1.4709 0.05118 189 123 43 23
66 I don't understand what Lord Firestone sees in her. 1.4681 0.05301 188 126 36 26
67 Her father caught her necking. 1.4681 0.05026 188 121 46 21
68 That's the Countess de Michelin. 1.4681 0.05138 188 123 42 23
69 It keeps her from scratching. 1.4649 0.05027 185 119 46 20
70 Since her brother was beheaded she's in line for the throne 1.4649 0.05143 185 121 42 22
71 She's been very paranoid since that Ann Boleyn thing. 1.4649 0.04968 185 118 48 19
72 I was wondering why she was saving all those coffee filters . 1.4649 0.05311 185 124 36 25
73 There's no wrong way to eat a cake 1.4560 0.05024 182 118 45 19
74 That's Lord Firestone's wife. 1.4556 0.05065 180 117 44 19
75 Methinks the lady doth protect too much. 1.4556 0.05362 180 122 34 24
76 It's always risky buying clothes on-line 1.4525 0.05022 179 116 45 18
77 If you were marrying King Henry, you would wear one, too. 1.4525 0.05325 179 121 35 23
78 It's more than a fashion statement--it's also a flotation device. 1.4525 0.04895 179 114 49 16
79 She's been biting her leg again. 1.4525 0.05442 179 123 31 25
80 We went out a few times, but she is very hard to get close to. 1.4525 0.04631 179 110 57 12
81 That's so 1390s. 1.4494 0.05165 178 118 40 20
82 See what happens when those things get wet 1.4494 0.04782 178 112 52 14
83 That's, like, so 1576. 1.4494 0.04913 178 114 48 16
84 Her carriage was rear-ended. 1.4494 0.04848 178 113 50 15
85 do you think she knows her shoes do not match? 1.4463 0.04931 177 114 47 16
86 She supports the advancement of collared people. 1.4457 0.05352 175 119 34 22
87 Her personal injury lawyer told her it would look good in court. 1.4457 0.05291 175 118 36 21
88 I haven't seen her smile in years. 1.4432 0.05014 176 115 44 17
89 That's Henry's seventh wife, she's not taking any chances! 1.4425 0.04922 174 112 47 15
90 Arrest her, Sheriff. It will be the biggest collar of your career. 1.4425 0.05185 174 116 39 19
91 You should see her chastity belt. 1.4425 0.05312 174 118 35 21
92 Me thinks she doth wear the wheel from a past New Yorker Cartoon Caption Joust! 1.4393 0.05140 173 115 40 18
93 It's been all the rage since Anne Boleyn. 1.4360 0.05479 172 120 29 23
94 It's a combination chastity collar and flotation device. 1.4360 0.05479 172 120 29 23
95 I like big ruffs and I cannot lie... 1.4360 0.05160 172 115 39 18
96 So, that's why we're out of toilet paper. 1.4360 0.05417 172 119 31 22
97 I hear she's hot under the collar. 1.4353 0.05136 170 113 40 17
98 That happens if you startle her. 1.4353 0.05068 170 112 42 16
99 She previously had no filter. 1.4353 0.05336 170 116 34 20
100 Ye olde whiplash scam. 1.4320 0.05487 169 118 29 22
101 Twenty shillings says she won't make it through airport security 1.4320 0.05487 169 118 29 22
102 You should see her chastity belt! 1.4320 0.05357 169 116 33 20
103 With English teeth, sometimes, all you can do is hide them. 1.4320 0.05290 169 115 35 19
104 No, Geoffrey. I believe it's her sister, The Extra Virgin Queen. 1.4320 0.05224 169 114 37 18
105 Me thinks her butt looks smaller. 1.4320 0.05224 169 114 37 18
106 You should see her chastity belt. 1.4294 0.05396 170 118 31 21
107 She's the lucky one, her sister has a chastity belt 1.4286 0.05244 168 114 36 18
108 When you're married to Henry VIII, you can't be too cautious. 1.4286 0.05036 168 111 42 15
109 I don't know where her head's at these days 1.4286 0.05036 168 111 42 15
110 I find it difficult to get close to her. 1.4286 0.05106 168 112 40 16
111 It always looks better on the runway. 1.4286 0.05106 168 112 40 16
112 Rumor has it she's to be wed to the Earl of Hickey. 1.4286 0.05637 168 120 24 24
113 It's by Michelin. They say you can wear it in all seasons. 1.4286 0.05036 168 111 42 15
114 It got wet. 1.4286 0.05444 168 117 30 21
115 I believe she's married to one of the Michelin brothers. 1.4286 0.05036 168 111 42 15
116 I remember when women used to leave a little something for the imagination. 1.4260 0.05352 169 117 32 20
117 Methinks it's a good thing she can't see what she just stepped in. 1.4242 0.05515 165 116 28 21
118 I like big ruffs and I cannot lie. 1.4242 0.05647 165 118 24 23
119 I'm more of a bustle man. 1.4242 0.05024 165 109 42 14
120 If you saw her beard, you'd understand. 1.4207 0.05260 164 112 35 17
121 No wonder they call her the Virgin Queen. 1.4207 0.04968 164 108 43 13
122 "The lady doth protect too much, methinks". 1.4207 0.05189 164 111 37 16
123 Definitely not a head turner. 1.4207 0.05260 164 112 35 17
124 She's the Countess of Michelin. 1.4172 0.05208 163 111 36 16
125 Just look at her: baring her forehead like that, the strumpet! 1.4172 0.05492 163 115 28 20
126 In theory it's guillotine proof. 1.4136 0.05079 162 109 39 14
127 It's from the Anne Boleyn collection. . . 1.4136 0.05154 162 110 37 15
128 That must be some hickey. 1.4136 0.05444 162 114 29 19
129 Tell Will there's enough material there for a tragedy as well as a comedy. 1.4136 0.05079 162 109 39 14
130 I thought you said she was a no frills kind of girl. 1.4125 0.05046 160 107 40 13
131 Imagine her husband's codpiece. 1.4125 0.05422 160 112 30 18
132 She may look calm, but she's easily ruffled. 1.4125 0.05422 160 112 30 18
133 I can never understand a word she says. 1.4125 0.05046 160 107 40 13
134 Clearly, that is a woman who believes that size matters. 1.4099 0.04864 161 106 44 11
135 I'm more of a no frills kind of guy. 1.4088 0.05219 159 109 35 15
136 Her husband is a veterinarian. 1.4088 0.05443 159 112 29 18
137 I've heard it's guillotine proof. 1.4088 0.05369 159 111 31 17
138 I heard the king's building a bigger guillotine. 1.4088 0.05587 159 114 25 20
139 Oh Look. It's Henry VIII's new wife. 1.4088 0.05369 159 111 31 17
140 Poor thing, they say she’s got collara. 1.4088 0.05369 159 111 31 17
141 It was her husband's idea - he said she doth protest too much. 1.4051 0.05390 158 111 30 17
142 I've always found her a bit unapproachable. 1.4051 0.04755 158 103 46 9
143 It's not just a fashion statement. It's how she survived three beheadings. 1.4051 0.05002 158 106 40 12
144 If only some of King Henry's other wives had been as clever ... 1.4051 0.05390 158 111 30 17
145 I understand you can also get them glazed or with sprinkles. 1.4051 0.05610 158 114 24 20
146 Is it attire? Or a tire? 1.4051 0.05002 158 106 40 12
147 It's the next big thing. 1.4051 0.05465 158 112 28 18
148 They say it was designed by Anne Boleyn... 1.4051 0.05538 158 113 26 19
149 She is easily ruffled. 1.4051 0.05315 158 110 32 16
150 Hel-lo...Doily! 1.4051 0.05002 158 106 40 12
151 I don't know, but she changes it every 30,000 miles. 1.4038 0.05046 156 105 39 12
152 And yet she still manages to give me the cold shoulder. 1.4038 0.05286 156 108 33 15
153 Methinks she doth protect too much 1.4038 0.05663 156 113 23 20
154 The hole at the center was my idea. 1.4038 0.05286 156 108 33 15
155 Will Anne Hathaway hath a way to half a way, stick her neck out for Will? 1.4038 0.05878 156 116 17 23
156 She gets everything at Costco 1.4038 0.05736 156 114 21 21
157 The whiplash isn't that bad. Her attorney is good though. 1.4038 0.05516 156 111 27 18
158 You're gonna need a bigger guillotine. 1.4038 0.05127 156 106 37 13
159 I think it's called a "choker." 1.4000 0.05538 155 111 26 18
160 I hear in France you can't wear it on the beach. 1.4000 0.05226 155 107 34 14
161 And where, pray tell, is Lord Gaga? 1.4000 0.05462 155 110 28 17
162 Maybe she thinks it makes her derrière look smaller 1.3961 0.05081 154 105 37 12
163 Beautiful woman, but I couldn't make out a word she said. 1.3961 0.04645 154 100 47 7
164 I hear she can get pretty hot under the collar. 1.3961 0.04824 154 102 43 9
165 That's King Henry's latest wife -- she's not tempting fate. 1.3961 0.05326 154 108 31 15
166 I've heard she's engaged to Henry VIII. 1.3961 0.05326 154 108 31 15
167 It worked better on the runway. 1.3935 0.05137 155 107 35 13
168 That reminds me... Time to change my air filter. 1.3922 0.05582 153 111 24 18
169 It hides her beard. 1.3922 0.05099 153 105 36 12
170 I hear she's hard to get close to. 1.3922 0.05099 153 105 36 12
171 She just got back from the vet. 1.3922 0.05505 153 110 26 17
172 If you think that's bad, you can imagine the chastity belt. 1.3907 0.05557 151 109 25 17
173 Anne Boleyn's daughter. Why do you ask? 1.3907 0.05058 151 103 37 11
174 I must say, Lady Michelin is looking rather fetching! 1.3907 0.05230 151 105 33 13
175 You should see her chastity belt! 1.3907 0.05230 151 105 33 13
176 They say she's never been kissed. 1.3907 0.05230 151 105 33 13
177 She was licking herself. 1.3907 0.05636 151 110 23 18
178 I like big ruffs and I can not lie. 1.3907 0.05557 151 109 25 17
179 And yet, she always seems so unruffled. 1.3907 0.05058 151 103 37 11
180 When everyone else goes low, she goes high. 1.3907 0.05058 151 103 37 11
181 I bet she hides her diamonds in the ruff! 1.3907 0.05145 151 104 35 12
182 She must be coming from the vet. 1.3907 0.05313 151 106 31 14
183 I miss necks. 1.3907 0.05058 151 103 37 11
184 She's got the best personal injury attorney in the shire. 1.3907 0.05058 151 103 37 11
185 This town is being taken over by ruff necks. 1.3907 0.05145 151 104 35 12
186 If I say anything, she will just buy a bigger one. 1.3907 0.05230 151 105 33 13
187 Takes your breath away, doesn't it? 1.3907 0.05396 151 107 29 15
188 Odd girl...married to that Michelin fellow. 1.3907 0.05313 151 106 31 14
189 Lady Michelin is betrothed to the Earl of Dunlop, you say? 1.3907 0.05396 151 107 29 15
190 She's a biter. 1.3907 0.05145 151 104 35 12
191 Personally, I'm more of a corset man. 1.3907 0.05396 151 107 29 15
192 By counting the rings, you can tell how long she's been a lady-in-waiting. 1.3907 0.04970 151 102 39 10
193 Isn't that...?" "Why, indeed it is - Mary, Queen of Scott Towels! 1.3907 0.05477 151 108 27 16
194 Actually Sir, she's a chimney sweep. 1.3896 0.05397 154 110 28 16
195 Have you met Lady Dunkin of Donut? 1.3896 0.05703 154 114 20 20
196 I'm not saying anything, especially after that business about the King and HIS new clothes! 1.3882 0.05605 152 111 23 18
197 King Henry won't be getting rid of this one so easily. 1.3867 0.05075 150 103 36 11
198 Really? I never heard of a "chastity muff." 1.3867 0.05249 150 105 32 13
199 Someday, they'll be known as 'turtlenecks'. 1.3867 0.05579 150 109 24 17
200 One of Lord Michelin's designs I think. 1.3867 0.04986 150 102 38 10
201 M'lady seems easily ruffled. 1.3867 0.04986 150 102 38 10
202 My air filter...? Just changed it. Why do you ask ? 1.3867 0.05249 150 105 32 13
203 She won't marry Henry the Eighth without it. 1.3867 0.05579 150 109 24 17
204 Looks like another bad case of collara. 1.3867 0.05249 150 105 32 13
205 There goes Miss frillier-than-thou. 1.3867 0.05163 150 104 34 12
206 The Boleyn thing really freaked her out, 1.3826 0.05268 149 105 31 13
207 Countess Dracula says it's the secret to her lasting marriage. 1.3826 0.05268 149 105 31 13
208 It helps take her mind off the corset. 1.3826 0.05268 149 105 31 13
209 She has Cholera. 1.3826 0.05437 149 107 27 15
210 It's supposed to make her hips look slimmer. 1.3826 0.05003 149 102 37 10
211 ....and so began the collara epidemic 1.3826 0.05003 149 102 37 10
212 Have you ever seen such a lewd display of upper ear in all your life? 1.3826 0.05682 149 110 21 18
213 The Owner's Manual says the new filter only needs changing after a major plague. 1.3826 0.04911 149 101 39 9
214 She broke our engagement after I said I wanted a no-frills wedding. 1.3826 0.05093 149 103 35 11
215 Looks like King Henry's new wife isn't taking any chances. 1.3810 0.05317 147 104 30 13
216 It's just until the stitches heal. 1.3810 0.05404 147 105 28 14
217 On the plus side, Her Majesty no longer bites her nails. 1.3810 0.05138 147 102 34 11
218 Well is does take your attention away from her large feet. 1.3810 0.05138 147 102 34 11
219 The King wants her to stop chewing her nails. 1.3810 0.04859 147 99 40 8
220 Wait till you see what they have in mind for your cod piece! 1.3810 0.05404 147 105 28 14
221 Just wait 'til you see this year's codpiece designs! 1.3810 0.05228 147 103 32 12
222 That's how she doth roll. 1.3810 0.05573 147 107 24 16
223 Chastity begins at first base. 1.3810 0.05228 147 103 32 12
224 It's time someone invented a scarf 1.3800 0.05153 150 105 33 12
225 It takes a lot to unruffle her. 1.3784 0.05287 148 105 30 13
226 It is made of a new, guillotine-resistant fabric. 1.3784 0.05373 148 106 28 14
227 I just can't seem to get close to her. 1.3784 0.05110 148 103 34 11
228 She used to be a real head turner. 1.3767 0.05336 146 104 29 13
229 There's more than one way to tame a shrew. 1.3767 0.05247 146 103 31 12
230 They call it a Chastity Collar. 1.3767 0.05336 146 104 29 13
231 Why, she's the walking embodiment of class, beauty, and super-absorbency. 1.3767 0.05247 146 103 31 12
232 She said communication is the key to a good relationship. At least, I think that's what she said. 1.3767 0.05247 146 103 31 12
233 Don't expect to get to second base. 1.3767 0.05424 146 105 27 14
234 Unlike her predecessors, she's guillotine-proof. 1.3767 0.05156 146 102 33 11
235 Methinks the lady doth protect too much. 1.3767 0.05336 146 104 29 13
236 They call it "Guillotine Chic" 1.3767 0.05424 146 105 27 14
237 They say she hasn't tied her own shoes in years 1.3767 0.05510 146 106 25 15
238 Henry's going to have a hard time getting rid of that one. 1.3767 0.05595 146 107 23 16
239 Lace is more. 1.3767 0.05595 146 107 23 16
240 I prefer a no-frills woman, myself. 1.3767 0.05247 146 103 31 12
241 Do you think she knows her boot is unlaced? 1.3767 0.05156 146 102 33 11
242 Her neck tattoo says 'Only God Can Judge Me.' 1.3741 0.04942 147 101 37 9
243 That's Henry VIII's new wife. 1.3741 0.05479 147 107 25 15
244 We tried everything to stop her sleepwalking. Now we just let her bump around town until she wakes up. 1.3724 0.05080 145 101 34 10
245 The lady doth protect too much, methinks. 1.3724 0.05868 145 110 16 19
246 Her father said no necking, and he meant it. 1.3724 0.05356 145 104 28 13
247 Should we tell her that it makes her neck look fat? 1.3724 0.05444 145 105 26 14
248 She's engaged to Henry the 8th. 1.3724 0.05356 145 104 28 13
249 She gets pretty hot under the collar. 1.3724 0.05080 145 101 34 10
250 Strangely, I now desire to hear what she has to say. 1.3724 0.05265 145 103 30 12
251 They say she's hot under the collar. 1.3724 0.05356 145 104 28 13
252 "There is indeed talk of a royal hickey.' 1.3724 0.05618 145 107 22 16
253 Her carriage was rear-ended and her lawyer said to wear that for a while. 1.3724 0.05532 145 106 24 15
254 They say it comes in a tiny package, and then you just add water. 1.3724 0.04985 145 100 36 9
255 That's one bad whiplash. 1.3724 0.05444 145 105 26 14
256 She recently got a white collar job. 1.3706 0.05315 143 102 29 12
257 It came as a bonus with the chastity belt. 1.3706 0.05497 143 104 25 14
258 We are trying to get her to stop scratching her ear. 1.3706 0.05586 143 105 23 15
259 You should see her chastity belt. 1.3706 0.05407 143 103 27 13
260 Let me put it this way, if it kills her it's a tragedy but if she gets married in it,its a comedy 1.3706 0.05221 143 101 31 11
261 The lady doth protect too much. 1.3706 0.05844 143 108 17 18
262 It stops her from licking her wounds. 1.3706 0.05407 143 103 27 13
263 Bet you she's hot under the collar. 1.3706 0.05586 143 105 23 15
264 I told her that I ordered it from Paris. It's actually an air filter for a John Deere 9RX. 1.3706 0.05586 143 105 23 15
265 I can't remember, is this a part of history where we find that arousing? 1.3706 0.05586 143 105 23 15
266 Nice eyebrows! 1.3706 0.05315 143 102 29 12
267 I keep telling her, you can't even see the pimple. 1.3706 0.05497 143 104 25 14
268 She's so hard to get close to. 1.3699 0.05052 146 102 34 10
269 I'm guessing she's a little haute under the collar. 1.3696 0.05641 138 101 23 14
270 Looks like we'll have 6 more weeks of winter 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
271 It's called 'the Anne Boleyn'. 1.3662 0.05239 142 101 30 11
272 Her horse was rear-ended 1.3662 0.05143 142 100 32 10
273 They ran out of scarlet letters. 1.3662 0.05426 142 103 26 13
274 Looks like heads are going to roll. 1.3662 0.05334 142 102 28 12
275 It's not a collar it's a neck guard. She's engaged to Henry VIII. 1.3662 0.05869 142 108 16 18
276 She bites her nails. 1.3662 0.05143 142 100 32 10
277 Propose? I can't even get to first base! 1.3662 0.05239 142 101 30 11
278 You're telling me....I had to dance with her the other night 1.3662 0.05426 142 103 26 13
279 It keeps her from biting her nails. 1.3662 0.04843 142 97 38 7
280 That Anne Boleyn is just being paranoid. 1.3662 0.05426 142 103 26 13
281 Lady Michelin is a great inspiration to her husband. 1.3662 0.05239 142 101 30 11
282 I just remembered I need to put on my snow tires. 1.3617 0.05446 141 103 25 13
283 Whiplash. 1.3617 0.05446 141 103 25 13
284 Henry VIII's new wife came prepared. 1.3597 0.05593 139 103 22 14
285 She’s a finalist on ‘Extreme Dutch Masters’. 1.3597 0.04898 139 96 36 7
286 It certainly keeps her from looking at her phone every minute. 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
287 And they say the frill is gone. 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
288 It's Mary, queen of snots. 1.3597 0.05499 139 102 24 13
289 She's the cheesemaker's daughter. 1.3597 0.05404 139 101 26 12
290 It's Madam Bundt 1.3597 0.05404 139 101 26 12
291 I went low, she went high. 1.3597 0.05686 139 104 20 15
292 She hath her cake and weareth it too. 1.3597 0.05593 139 103 22 14
293 Apparently it offers protection from both cold weather and executions. 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
294 She's easily ruffled. 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
295 That's the Queen Mum. 1.3597 0.05404 139 101 26 12
296 Uneasy lies the head that wears that. 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
297 You think that's something. You should see the chastity belt. 1.3597 0.05499 139 102 24 13
298 She's the only one of Henry's exes who's kept her head. 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
299 On the plus side, it doubles as a flotation device. 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
300 I never thought gag orders would become fashionable. 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
301 It keeps her from biting her nails. 1.3597 0.05003 139 97 34 8
302 She should get a good 30,000 miles out of that one. 1.3597 0.05593 139 103 22 14
303 It looks like Henry's new wife isn't taking any chances. 1.3597 0.04898 139 96 36 7
304 Looks like Anne Boleyn's recovering well! 1.3597 0.05593 139 103 22 14
305 It's the worst case of ring around the collar I've seen. 1.3597 0.05686 139 104 20 15
306 You should see her souffles. 1.3571 0.04869 140 97 36 7
307 Look's like high collar crime to me. 1.3551 0.05520 138 102 23 13
308 It's the Stratford-on-Avon Diet. 1.3551 0.05708 138 104 19 15
309 And THAT'S why she's still the Virgin Queen... 1.3551 0.05423 138 101 25 12
310 It gives a whole new meaning to necking. 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
311 She just wouldn't stop scratching. 1.3551 0.05423 138 101 25 12
312 Have you met Lady Michelin? 1.3551 0.05423 138 101 25 12
313 Lord Michelin is promoting it as the latest in formal attire. 1.3551 0.05423 138 101 25 12
314 Isn't that Count Dracula's girlfriend? 1.3551 0.05520 138 102 23 13
315 You should see her dog. 1.3551 0.05520 138 102 23 13
316 She'd been gnawing on her leg wound a lot. 1.3551 0.05800 138 105 17 16
317 Looks like she figured out how to have her cake and eat it too. 1.3551 0.05423 138 101 25 12
318 A breath mint might be less burdensome. 1.3551 0.05325 138 100 27 11
319 The theft of a cheese wheel had not occurred to me. 1.3551 0.05325 138 100 27 11
320 The King calls it a Muffler. 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
321 She has personal space issues. 1.3551 0.04911 138 96 35 7
322 She has a problem with intimacy. 1.3551 0.05325 138 100 27 11
323 What does the vet say? 1.3551 0.05615 138 103 21 14
324 It's called guillotine-proof fashion, I've heard it's all the rage in France. 1.3551 0.05615 138 103 21 14
325 Our next creation should be one that only inflates upon impact 1.3551 0.05325 138 100 27 11
326 Methinks the lady doth project too much. 1.3551 0.05423 138 101 25 12
327 It keeps her from losing her head. 1.3551 0.05325 138 100 27 11
328 Careful. She ruffles easily. 1.3504 0.04814 137 95 36 6
329 Oh, it keeps her from chewing on her leg. 1.3504 0.05442 137 101 24 12
330 Well, it stopped the nose-pickimg. 1.3504 0.05730 137 104 18 15
331 It's called safe sex. A vampire is courting her. 1.3504 0.05138 137 98 30 9
332 Does she really think that thing that will stop Henry? 1.3504 0.05343 137 100 26 11
333 There's something inaccessible about her. 1.3504 0.04924 137 96 34 7
334 She's been dressing that way ever since she married Sir Dunkin. 1.3504 0.05540 137 102 22 13
335 Methinks she has a very bad case of collara! 1.3504 0.05442 137 101 24 12
336 And then I said "How could any collar make your neck look fat?" 1.3504 0.05730 137 104 18 15
337 Fashion? No, she just has a great personal injury attorney. 1.3504 0.05540 137 102 22 13
338 Well, at least she doesn't have to worry about Trump kissing her. 1.3504 0.05540 137 102 22 13
339 It only happens when its humid 1.3504 0.05442 137 101 24 12
340 Trump proofed 1.3481 0.05693 135 102 19 14
341 T'would seem t'is Much Ado About Ruffing. 1.3481 0.05595 135 101 21 13
342 No, I'm told you count them, like tree rings. 1.3481 0.05496 135 100 23 12
343 You know, I find post-Anne Boleyn fashion a bit unnerving. 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
344 It’s a sensible precaution—she’s next in line to marry King Henry VIII. 1.3481 0.05394 135 99 25 11
345 She's hard to kiss but easy to talk to. 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
346 That's going to be a long courtship. 1.3481 0.04855 135 94 35 6
347 Things just haven't been the same since the Boleyn incident. 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
348 It's fashionable and guillotine resistant. 1.3481 0.05496 135 100 23 12
349 Believe it or not, she used to be even less approachable. 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
350 I don't envy the executioner on this one. 1.3481 0.05595 135 101 21 13
351 Me thinkth tis whiplash. 1.3481 0.05394 135 99 25 11
352 I told her not to dry it in the microwave 1.3481 0.05884 135 104 15 16
353 No sillier than stilettos if you think about it. 1.3481 0.05077 135 96 31 8
354 Her problem is that she just gets too hot under the collar. 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
355 She's saving her neck for King Henry. 1.3481 0.05394 135 99 25 11
356 So, all you need do to silence her is add water? 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
357 Milady has nail-biting issues. 1.3481 0.05394 135 99 25 11
358 There are rumors of an egomaniacal real estate mogul in the land, coming up to beautiful women and kissing them, doing whatever he wants to them. So we came up with this little number. 1.3481 0.05595 135 101 21 13
359 Ruffles do have ridges!!! 1.3481 0.05595 135 101 21 13
360 There is a diamond in the ruff. 1.3481 0.05595 135 101 21 13
361 Whiplash. 1.3481 0.05595 135 101 21 13
362 Destined to be the virgin queen. 1.3481 0.05394 135 99 25 11
363 It's the new English Muffin look. 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
364 That looks like a royal pain in the neck. 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
365 And that, my good man, is Lord Gaga’s daughter. 1.3481 0.05595 135 101 21 13
366 She has a big white collar job! 1.3481 0.05496 135 100 23 12
367 Why is she wearing an air filter? We don't even have pollution yet. 1.3481 0.05790 135 103 17 15
368 Ruff day. 1.3481 0.05595 135 101 21 13
369 It worked on the vet's dog. 1.3481 0.05693 135 102 19 14
370 They say she's never been kissed. 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
371 Her doctor is also a veterinarian... 1.3481 0.05595 135 101 21 13
372 I told her not to pull the metal tab till she exited the castle. 1.3481 0.05077 135 96 31 8
373 Between you and me, her air filter needs changing. 1.3478 0.05310 138 101 26 11
374 I understand that she's engaged to Count Michelin. 1.3433 0.05616 134 101 20 13
375 The lady doth protect too much. 1.3433 0.05412 134 99 24 11
376 Remember how big bell bottoms got? 1.3433 0.05412 134 99 24 11
377 Another victim of white collar crime. Oh 1.3433 0.05092 134 96 30 8
378 Her coach got rear-ended. 1.3433 0.05308 134 98 26 10
379 The tiara's a bit much, isn't it? 1.3433 0.05616 134 101 20 13
380 She committed some white collar crime. 1.3433 0.05515 134 100 22 12
381 I like big ruffs and I can not lie 1.3433 0.05308 134 98 26 10
382 It's really an air filter. 1.3433 0.05201 134 97 28 9
383 It's great for long flights. 1.3433 0.05412 134 99 24 11
384 Apparently it was part of the prenuptial agreement. 1.3433 0.04981 134 95 32 7
385 The lady doth protect too much, methinks. 1.3433 0.05412 134 99 24 11
386 It's a training tool. It helps her to avoid looking down on people. 1.3433 0.05412 134 99 24 11
387 I hear she's suing her coachman for whiplash. 1.3433 0.05092 134 96 30 8
388 You wouldn't believe her chastity belt, either. 1.3431 0.05621 137 104 19 14
389 My eyes are up here, gentlemen. 1.3407 0.05480 135 101 22 12
390 In recent times, I have found it very difficult to get close to women. 1.3383 0.05106 133 96 29 8
391 A hickey, methinks. 1.3383 0.05737 133 102 17 14
392 Since Marie Antoinette she's worn nothing else. 1.3359 0.05590 131 99 20 12
393 The lady doth protect too much, methinks. 1.3359 0.05484 131 98 22 11
394 She's Lord Gaga's wife. 1.3359 0.05376 131 97 24 10
395 Scandalous! Look at all that wrist showing. . . . 1.3359 0.05376 131 97 24 10
396 Should we tell her that was the veterinary clinic? 1.3359 0.05797 131 101 16 14
397 Well, well! She's found a way to have her cake and eat it too! 1.3359 0.05590 131 99 20 12
398 Or, we could use red A's. 1.3359 0.05484 131 98 22 11
399 Forgive me if I'm mistaken, but I thought it was "uneasy lies the head that wears the crown." 1.3359 0.05266 131 96 26 9
400 I'm more a glass slipper kind of guy. 1.3359 0.05038 131 94 30 7
401 Go ahead, ask her if she'd like coffee with her doughnut. 1.3359 0.05484 131 98 22 11
402 She claims it's all the rage in some place called Wisconsin. 1.3359 0.05153 131 95 28 8
403 The whole 'Age of Reason' idea is beginning to sound more and more like a good idea. 1.3359 0.05484 131 98 22 11
404 I heard she likes it extra ruff. 1.3359 0.05694 131 100 18 13
405 It's the latest in our chastity line. 1.3359 0.05266 131 96 26 9
406 Tis her Ladyship of Gaga. 1.3359 0.05590 131 99 20 12
407 Gone, the lips I was so wont to kiss. Alas, when passion is o'ercome by fashion! 1.3359 0.05484 131 98 22 11
408 She's just playing hard to neck. 1.3359 0.05590 131 99 20 12
409 I can assure you that she doesn't ruffle easily. 1.3359 0.05484 131 98 22 11
410 The Princess Michelin bears a heavy burden. 1.3359 0.05038 131 94 30 7
411 I like big ruffles and I cannot lie. 1.3359 0.05153 131 95 28 8
412 Oh dear God. No doubt the Mrs. will want one too. 1.3359 0.05376 131 97 24 10
413 I wonder if the carpets match the lace. 1.3359 0.05694 131 100 18 13
414 So last year, I'm sure it was on sale. 1.3359 0.05153 131 95 28 8
415 Most likely on her way to Trump Castle. 1.3333 0.05758 132 102 16 14
416 What'd she get collared for? 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
417 It'd be easier if we just let her vote. 1.3308 0.04809 130 92 33 5
418 Without doubt, the most severe case of collara I've yet seen. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
419 I prefer unfiltered. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
420 The lady doth protrude too much me thinks 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
421 "I understand it filters everything she has to say". 1.3308 0.05281 130 96 25 9
422 It looks weird but she's lost 10 pounds already 1.3308 0.05281 130 96 25 9
423 She clearly did not follow the laundering instructions. 1.3308 0.05281 130 96 25 9
424 You think taking off a bra is tough 1.3308 0.05503 130 98 21 11
425 They call it an "heir filter." 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
426 Call the fashion police! We have a white collar crime. 1.3308 0.04931 130 93 31 6
427 The Enlightenment can't come soon enough. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
428 She looks totally absorbed. 1.3308 0.05610 130 99 19 12
429 I tried to tell her the neck tattoo was a bad idea. 1.3308 0.05051 130 94 29 7
430 This whole "keeping up with the Tudors" thing is getting a little out of hand. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
431 I've heard it comes with a 40,000 mile warranty. 1.3308 0.05503 130 98 21 11
432 I think she may be from Wisconsin! 1.3308 0.05281 130 96 25 9
433 She's been like that since the French Revolution. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
434 That's Mary, Queen of Snots. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
435 She didn't know it was dry clean only. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
436 Frankly, Will, I think you're better off writing plays. 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
437 Careful! She ruffles easily. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
438 Her shoes are hideous. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
439 She's an orthodox shrew. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
440 Wait until she tries to tie her shoes. 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
441 Well, at least it keeps her from texting. 1.3308 0.05281 130 96 25 9
442 She must have a devil of a time finding shoes to match! 1.3308 0.05281 130 96 25 9
443 I see that necklines are up this season. 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
444 You know, we've been dating for a year and I've never seen her unruffled. 1.3308 0.04554 130 90 37 3
445 I doth believe she descended from the Ottomans... 1.3308 0.05920 130 102 13 15
446 This latest fashion idea from Lady Goodyear seems to be getting some traction. 1.3308 0.05610 130 99 19 12
447 She asked me if I thought it made her neck look big. What was I supposed to say? 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
448 The collar was expensive,but the silence is priceless 1.3308 0.05281 130 96 25 9
449 That's nothing. You should see her sister, See-No-Evil. 1.3308 0.05503 130 98 21 11
450 It's Guillotine-proof 1.3308 0.04931 130 93 31 6
451 Yes, I understand that she's married to the village veterinarian. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
452 We went out once. Couldn't even get near first base. 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
453 Apparently it's all the rage in Transylvania 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
454 So you CAN have your cake and eat it too! 1.3308 0.05051 130 94 29 7
455 Truthfully, I think it DOES make her ass look big. 1.3308 0.05503 130 98 21 11
456 I can't believe it either -- exposed hands! 1.3308 0.05051 130 94 29 7
457 Don't talk to her. She's easily ruffled. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
458 She tends to get hot under the collar 1.3308 0.04809 130 92 33 5
459 The lady doth protrude too much, methinks. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
460 Yes, Henry, she'd make a great queen, but she's afraid to stick her neck out. 1.3308 0.05051 130 94 29 7
461 It's her third offense for 'texting in public. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
462 And they get smaller every year. Soon women might not even wear them at all. 1.3256 0.04942 129 93 30 6
463 It's called the 'Elizabethian Diet.' 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
464 She's had some work done. 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
465 It’s called a chastity collar. 1.3256 0.05410 129 97 22 10
466 It’s called a Henry VIII collar. 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
467 It is said she’s a diamond in the ruff. 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
468 Methinks the vampires have their work cut out for them. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
469 She's been wearing it ever since she got the job at Trump Castle 1.3228 0.05463 127 96 21 10
470 She's a Michelin. 1.3228 0.05463 127 96 21 10
471 If her father weren’t a squire she’d be in the regular stocks. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
472 Not only guillotine and pillory proof, but fashionable. 1.3228 0.05463 127 96 21 10
473 Holy crap! Is she really wearing a white collar after Labor Day? 1.3228 0.05109 127 93 27 7
474 She must have learned the fate of her predecessors. 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
475 She's pretty unapproachable. 1.3228 0.04985 127 92 29 6
476 'Tis recommend'd the lady shouldst changeth her filter every 30,000 words. 1.3228 0.05463 127 96 21 10
477 That must be some hickey. 1.3228 0.05463 127 96 21 10
478 It deployed as soon as she hit the maid. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
479 She's up to her neck in something. 1.3228 0.04985 127 92 29 6
480 Hickey, or no hickey: that is the question. 1.3228 0.05109 127 93 27 7
481 She was caught necking. 1.3228 0.05109 127 93 27 7
482 She has a blind date with that Henry the 8th fellow. 1.3228 0.05463 127 96 21 10
483 She says she is going to wear it until her braces come off. 1.3228 0.05463 127 96 21 10
484 I like big ruffs and I cannot lie. 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
485 Rumor hath it that she's into ruff sex. 1.3228 0.05577 127 97 19 11
486 Are you as turned on as I am? 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
487 I'm glad we just have the thing with the socks. 1.3228 0.05577 127 97 19 11
488 'She looks a bit hot under the collar.' 1.3228 0.05577 127 97 19 11
489 She bites her nails. 1.3228 0.05109 127 93 27 7
490 Muffler? Nope. Air Filter. 1.3228 0.05109 127 93 27 7
491 The lady doth protect too much, methinks. 1.3228 0.05577 127 97 19 11
492 It's called a chastity collar. 1.3228 0.05463 127 96 21 10
493 It also doubles as an air filter. 1.3228 0.04985 127 92 29 6
494 I'm telling you, I think she's had work done. 1.3228 0.05463 127 96 21 10
495 I hear she's never been kissed. 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
496 Looks like she needs a filter change... 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
497 If she's not careful, she'll be in over her head. 1.3228 0.05688 127 98 17 12
498 That collar is the best collar. Tremendous collar. Many people are saying it. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
499 I hear they're calling it a white collar crime. 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
500 I like big ruffs and I cannot lie. 1.3228 0.05463 127 96 21 10
501 King Henry has met his match. 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
502 I hear she's easily ruffled. 1.3228 0.05463 127 96 21 10
503 I like big ruffs and I cannot lie. 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
504 It's from Costco. 1.3228 0.05688 127 98 17 12
505 Methinks it is, perchance, a vile hickey. 1.3228 0.05577 127 97 19 11
506 Mary said she's going to party like it's 1599. 1.3203 0.05649 128 99 17 12
507 She's stacked! 1.3203 0.04952 128 93 29 6
508 She wants to stop smoking. 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
509 Way too much starch. 1.3203 0.05426 128 97 21 10
510 It stops her from licking her stitches. 1.3175 0.05595 126 97 18 11
511 "Don't tell milady, but I got it for the hound, to keep it from licking its arse. 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
512 A Lady Gaga in King Arthur's Court 1.3175 0.05817 126 99 14 13
513 Something tells me I just solved my dog's scratching problem. 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
514 I'll bet you a pint, she has a beard. 1.3175 0.05480 126 96 20 10
515 Methinks the lady is playing hard to get at. 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
516 Methinks the lady doth project too much. 1.3175 0.05926 126 100 12 14
517 Methinks the lady did protest too much. 1.3175 0.05595 126 97 18 11
518 She gets them in bulk from Costco, but hasn't yet figured how to separate them. 1.3175 0.05707 126 98 16 12
519 'One way to tame a shrew" 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
520 I heard that it is called a muffler. 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
521 Truth be told, her profile did say: "A diamond in the ruff." I assumed she was merely a poor speller! 1.3175 0.05817 126 99 14 13
522 Looks like her tutu went to her head. 1.3175 0.05595 126 97 18 11
523 You should see the size of her chastity belt. 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
524 This didn't used to be such a ruff neighborhood. 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
525 You wouldn't believe what her dog is wearing 1.3175 0.05707 126 98 16 12
526 She's that odd French woman, Madame Michelin... 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
527 Having her cake and eating it too, I think. 1.3175 0.05595 126 97 18 11
528 Sure, it's the height of fashion, but last week she tripped and rolled half way to Cornwall. 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
529 There passes the Duchess of Gouda. 1.3175 0.05480 126 96 20 10
530 I heard her father is a stuffed shirt. 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
531 Say what you will, it is rather slimming. 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
532 If you think that's something, you should see her chastity belt! 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
533 Methinks the lady must shield herself from Lord Trump's unsavory kissing and groping. 1.3145 0.05653 124 96 17 11
534 Methinks it's some sort of insurance scam. 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
535 Sometimes, Sir Lawrence, too much is left to the imagination. 1.3145 0.05653 124 96 17 11
536 It's only practical if you marry Henry VIII. 1.3145 0.05293 124 93 23 8
537 She's Anti-beheading. 1.3145 0.05416 124 94 21 9
538 I like it ruff. 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
539 She's engaged to Henry VIII. 1.3145 0.05653 124 96 17 11
540 Amazing! It's like her goiter disappeared. 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
541 It keeps Sir Trump away. 1.3145 0.05653 124 96 17 11
542 Her husband doesn't approve of unfiltered speech. 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
543 I told her not to get it wet. 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
544 That's how she rolls. 1.3145 0.05416 124 94 21 9
545 Yes, she's more than a little ruff around the edges. 1.3145 0.05416 124 94 21 9
546 I think I'll call it 'ring around the collar." 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
547 My god, her ears are showing! What's next, are women going to be able to breathe through their mouths? 1.3145 0.05653 124 96 17 11
548 So you are calling it a muffler? 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
549 It must be allergy season again. 1.3145 0.05416 124 94 21 9
550 I like big ruffs and I cannot deceive. 1.3145 0.05416 124 94 21 9
551 The Duchess of Goiter has an alluring modesty. 1.3145 0.05416 124 94 21 9
552 She's becoming too insulated from her subjects. 1.3145 0.05293 124 93 23 8
553 Good luck trying to neck with her. 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
554 She has a terrible fear of the guillotine. 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
555 That's funny, last week she seemed so unruffled. 1.3145 0.04772 124 89 31 4
556 She's actually quite approachable. 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
557 She says it'll keep Sir Trump from kissing her. 1.3145 0.05991 124 99 11 14
558 It must be quite a hickie. 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
559 She bites 1.3145 0.05653 124 96 17 11
560 I just don't understand- she only started wearing that after our first kiss. 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
561 I hear the French have banned them from their beaches. 1.3145 0.05293 124 93 23 8
562 Never should have tried that new fabric softener 1.3145 0.05653 124 96 17 11
563 It's advertised to stop even a guillotine blade. 1.3145 0.05293 124 93 23 8
564 You should have seen her wedding cake. 1.3145 0.04489 124 87 35 2
565 She bites. 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
566 She's having her cake and eating it, too. 1.3145 0.05880 124 98 13 13
567 It's the 'Let Them Eat Cake' look. 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
568 That probably won't help, Madame Antoinette. 1.3145 0.05416 124 94 21 9
569 Will Fashion Week never end? 1.3120 0.05378 125 95 21 9
570 It's to keep her from biting her nails. 1.3120 0.05005 125 92 27 6
571 I'm told that's Lady Mmrffghrghhhg. 1.3120 0.05613 125 97 17 11
572 It's a shame we have to make her wear it, but she just won't stop scratching. 1.3120 0.05497 125 96 19 10
573 That's in case she runs into The Donald again. 1.3120 0.05727 125 98 15 12
574 I think she's over reacting to the Marie Antoinette thing. 1.3120 0.05378 125 95 21 9
575 That lass gets a round. 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
576 When you see her boyfriend you'll understand. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
577 It can filter all allergens. 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
578 It goes with her chastity belt. 1.3089 0.04916 123 90 28 5
579 It's called a chastity ruff. They say her father commissioned it when she developed a compulsion for kissing frogs. 1.3089 0.05552 123 95 18 10
580 Haughty but nice. 1.3089 0.05671 123 96 16 11
581 You should see the hickey! 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
582 she cant wait till someone invents a turtle neck 1.3089 0.05552 123 95 18 10
583 Heads will roll. 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
584 The Duchess of Michelin claims she's way ahead of her time. 1.3089 0.05671 123 96 16 11
585 They're all the rage among Henry's wives. 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
586 She's clearly guilty of a white collar crime. 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
587 She's putting off heirs. 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
588 Her barrister advised her to wear it until their case is heard against the driver who rear-ended her carriage. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
589 She hasn't been the same since Anne Boleyn. 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
590 Fashion week always pushes the limits. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
591 I understand Henry VIII has his eye on her. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
592 She bites her nails 1.3089 0.05049 123 91 26 6
593 The King invented it himself. It's called a muffler. 1.3089 0.04916 123 90 28 5
594 It's new. On the one hand, it's a fashion statement; on the other, she won't be making any more statements. 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
595 I would have opted for the 'A'. 1.3089 0.05787 123 97 14 12
596 My dog had to wear one of those things. 1.3089 0.04916 123 90 28 5
597 And in case of flood, she floats. 1.3089 0.05049 123 91 26 6
598 Talk about ring around the collar! 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
599 Lord Trump must be in town. 1.3089 0.05787 123 97 14 12
600 Not Anne Boleyn, but the one after her started wearing them. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
601 I like big ruffs, and I cannot lie. 1.3089 0.05049 123 91 26 6
602 It might seem like an act of modesty, Maurice, but I have heard the bigger the frills the better the thrills. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
603 She's had work done. 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
604 Yet another victim of the widespread collar epidemic. 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
605 She wanted something comfy to wear to the beheading. 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
606 It's called an Elizabethan Life Saver. 1.3089 0.05049 123 91 26 6
607 It's part of her prenup with King Henry 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
608 It keeps her from constantly looking at her cell phone. 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
609 It's from the colonies. Bigger and better. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
610 Let's see her talk her way out of this one. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
611 She's been advised to not lick her wounds. 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
612 By George! Is it fashion week already?! 1.3089 0.05552 123 95 18 10
613 It's a rare case of cholera. 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
614 She may not have the brightest bulb, but oh what a lampshade. 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
615 chastity isn't the problem 1.3089 0.04916 123 90 28 5
616 I know it's awkward. But the doctor's worried she'd bite her stiches. 1.3089 0.05901 123 98 12 13
617 "She's engaged to Henry VIII". 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
618 Lady Hepa never gets sick. 1.3089 0.05671 123 96 16 11
619 That must be quite a hickey. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
620 She should smile more. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
621 It may seem very radical, but her diet plan IS working! 1.3089 0.05049 123 91 26 6
622 They say she wouldn't stop licking her sutures. 1.3089 0.05787 123 97 14 12
623 Collar? I hardly even know her. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
624 "I love this new fashion craze! I can't hear a word she says. 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
625 She is unwilling to stick her neck out for anyone. 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
626 Lace just hasn't been the same since they opened that new Costco. 1.3065 0.05631 124 97 16 11
627 And let me tell you, she hasn't complained about her corset since. 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
628 I've got it! We core the pineapples, and then we can them! 1.3065 0.05513 124 96 18 10
629 She seems ruffled. 1.3033 0.05446 122 94 19 9
630 It was her Solicitor's idea after the Royal carriage was rear-ended. 1.3033 0.05446 122 94 19 9
631 It stops her biting her nails. 1.3033 0.04923 122 90 27 5
632 Looks like she deployed her floatation device before she left the ship. 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
633 She's very sensitive about her double chin. 1.3033 0.05320 122 93 21 8
634 Methinks our queen must have quite the hickey. 1.3033 0.05446 122 94 19 9
635 Well at least it covers up that scarlet letter. 1.3033 0.05569 122 95 17 10
636 The vampire scare has really gone too far. 1.3033 0.05446 122 94 19 9
637 She thinks everything revolves around her 1.3033 0.05569 122 95 17 10
638 I told her it made her look thin. 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
639 That is SO last year! 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
640 "She started dating Henry"! 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
641 It is an Italian design by Parmigiano-Reggiano 1.3033 0.05446 122 94 19 9
642 Leave her alone. She's a bit ruffled at the moment. 1.3033 0.05320 122 93 21 8
643 And she can go 100,000 miles before needing a replacement 1.3033 0.04923 122 90 27 5
644 ""If only we had a name for these white collar people". 1.3033 0.05446 122 94 19 9
645 She's a little rough around the edges. 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
646 It's considered a fashion statement since that Anne Boleyn thing. 1.3033 0.05569 122 95 17 10
647 I can't wait until someone invents the turtleneck. 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
648 She is known to be a lady of few words. 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
649 She's King Henry's latest wife. 1.3033 0.05446 122 94 19 9
650 Whiplash. 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
651 She is hot under the collar. 1.3033 0.05320 122 93 21 8
652 Me lady wants to make sure that Donald the Builder does not try to stick his tongue down her throat again. 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
653 I guess her date with Henry VIII didn't go well. 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
654 I explained that less is more, and she explained that I’m a moron. 1.3000 0.05749 120 95 14 11
655 It might stop Trump from kissing her but she's still vulnerable 1.3000 0.05500 120 93 18 9
656 I can only imagine what kind of chastity belt she's wearing. 1.3000 0.05500 120 93 18 9
657 It's fashionable and also functions as an air filter. 1.3000 0.05626 120 94 16 10
658 The Queen hurt her neck, now everyone's wearing them! 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
659 She thinks the smaller size makes her head look enormous. 1.3000 0.05500 120 93 18 9
660 The chastity belts haven't been selling well, so we're rebranding. 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
661 YOU try kissing her. 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
662 There goeth Lady GaGa. 1.3000 0.05500 120 93 18 9
663 We get it, you're rich. 1.3000 0.05500 120 93 18 9
664 I believe the instructions specifically state: 'do not soak in water before wearing' 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
665 Apparently, the King's gag order is still in effect. 1.3000 0.04822 120 88 28 4
666 I think she's had a ruff week. 1.3000 0.05626 120 94 16 10
667 It's called the Marie Antoinette. 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
668 If fashion be a crime, she just got collared. 1.3000 0.05500 120 93 18 9
669 She has an inflated opinion of herself. 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
670 The lady did protest too much, methinks. 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
671 I'd love to feather her ruffles. 1.3000 0.05500 120 93 18 9
672 High fashion can be such a pain in the neck. 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
673 The way we figure, it's cheaper than a chastity belt, and just as effective 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
674 Okay, but why the Crocs? 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
675 It came with the chastity belt. 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
676 Me lady is only chaste from the neck up. 1.3000 0.05626 120 94 16 10
677 She seeketh damages for injuries upon her neck. 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
678 Heads will roll! 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
679 Never shopping online again. 1.3000 0.04674 120 87 30 3
680 What did she say? 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
681 It's supposed to make her waist look thinner 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
682 It keeps her from biting her stitiches." 1.3000 0.05500 120 93 18 9
683 She is stacked! 1.3000 0.05500 120 93 18 9
684 I think the scarlett letter was a better look for her than the cone of shame. 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
685 Methinks, William, that is much ado about ruffing. 1.3000 0.05870 120 96 12 12
686 They say her first husband was a vampire. 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
687 It's called the "Anne Boleyn." 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
688 Don't know about you, but I really prefer the no-frills type. 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
689 She's scared to death of Henry the 8th. 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
690 She thinks it's high fashion. I just invented it to shut her up. 1.3000 0.05500 120 93 18 9
691 She had a coupon. 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
692 Too much Downey 1.2941 0.05642 119 94 15 10
693 Looks like a bad case of ring around the collar 1.2941 0.05767 119 95 13 11
694 Ringeth around the collar! 1.2941 0.05642 119 94 15 10
695 What if we started using those for the dogs? 1.2941 0.05515 119 93 17 9
696 If you tip her on her side, she rolls in a circle. 1.2941 0.05515 119 93 17 9
697 Wait 'till she sneezes. Wait for it... 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
698 The lady doth project too much, methinks! 1.2941 0.05642 119 94 15 10
699 I'm told it's called the "hickey dickey." 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
700 Trump buffer zone." 1.2941 0.05515 119 93 17 9
701 Allergies... 1.2941 0.05384 119 92 19 8
702 Look at how ridiculously tiny her wrist ruffles are! 1.2941 0.04971 119 89 25 5
703 Prepare thyself for a cold winter, lad. 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
704 That's ruff. 1.2941 0.05642 119 94 15 10
705 She hasn't been able to say. 1.2941 0.05515 119 93 17 9
706 She's the new intern for Bill Clinton. 1.2941 0.05889 119 96 11 12
707 It may be time to cut back on all the frills. 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
708 Mistress Gaga...always something new. 1.2941 0.05515 119 93 17 9
709 I'm just glad we've moved on from skinny jeans. 1.2941 0.05642 119 94 15 10
710 She's never been wrong - it's going to be a very cold winter. 1.2941 0.04971 119 89 25 5
711 Wait till she breathes in. 1.2941 0.05515 119 93 17 9
712 Methinks m'Lady's new air filter is a wee bit much... 1.2941 0.05642 119 94 15 10
713 That is so Fifteenth century! 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
714 Seventh Wife Syndrome 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
715 It was a gift from the King to show his appreciation for her advice... 1.2941 0.05642 119 94 15 10
716 What beautiful eyes! 1.2941 0.05515 119 93 17 9
717 Size really matters to her. 1.2941 0.05384 119 92 19 8
718 It's hard to tell if that's fashion or punishment. 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
719 I see that Lady Goodyear has winterized. 1.2941 0.05384 119 92 19 8
720 That's Anne's sister. 1.2941 0.05515 119 93 17 9
721 She has a rotating shift at the horse wash. 1.2941 0.05515 119 93 17 9
722 It saved her life when her boat sank. 1.2941 0.05384 119 92 19 8
723 Apparently she couldn't keep her head on straight. 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
724 Ten bucks says they're fake. 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
725 I hear she also invented puff pastry. 1.2941 0.05642 119 94 15 10
726 Methinks her ladyship has yet to resolve the nail biting problem. 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
727 The tiara is a little over the top. 1.2941 0.05515 119 93 17 9
728 Her ruff is worse than her bite. 1.2941 0.05384 119 92 19 8
729 Uneasy lies the head that wears that thing. 1.2941 0.05642 119 94 15 10
730 I thinketh she hideth a hickey. 1.2917 0.05345 120 93 19 8
731 It's her medical plan, she has to spend the next three months in the donut hole. 1.2917 0.05212 120 92 21 7
732 Sometimes I just grab them by the ruff, Sir Billy. I can't help myself. 'Tis like a magnet." 1.2906 0.05437 117 91 18 8
733 She seems to think that size matters. 1.2906 0.05014 117 88 24 5
734 Seems a bit extreme for preventing nail-biting... 1.2906 0.05437 117 91 18 8
735 Methinks the lady doth project too much. 1.2906 0.05702 117 93 14 10
736 They say expect great things from the Michelin family. 1.2906 0.05437 117 91 18 8
737 'Tis Cholera, I fear. 1.2906 0.05702 117 93 14 10
738 I asked but she can't talk now. 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 22 6
739 Proves you can have your cake and eat it too! 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 22 6
740 It reinforces her aura of unapproachability. 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 22 6
741 Methinks she has issues with intimacy. 1.2906 0.05300 117 90 20 7
742 She kept licking her stitches. 1.2906 0.05829 117 94 12 11
743 Did you understand a word she said? 1.2906 0.05300 117 90 20 7
744 She's hard to get close to, but she's head and shoulders above the rest. 1.2906 0.05300 117 90 20 7
745 She's very well attired. 1.2906 0.05702 117 93 14 10
746 She's had work done. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
747 She's the only lass in the village Lord Trump hasn't tried to kiss. 1.2881 0.05658 118 94 14 10
748 Let her eat cake. 1.2881 0.05785 118 95 12 11
749 When we go low, she goes high. 1.2881 0.05529 118 93 16 9
750 She calls them ruffles. Her husband calls it a muffler. 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
751 Must have been quite the hickey. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
752 Really...? It's called muff diving? 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
753 She's mad at me because I said that dress makes her butt look big. 1.2881 0.05785 118 95 12 11
754 Each year it gets smaller. Soon, we'll see their chins, and then what? 1.2881 0.04830 118 88 26 4
755 Hickee. 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
756 That girl certainly has a head on her shoulders. At least I think she has shoulders. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
757 I built her a great ruff -- nobody builds ruffs better than me, believe me -- and I build them very inexpensively. I built that great, great ruff right on her neck, and I made her husband pay for that ruff. 1.2845 0.05718 116 93 13 10
758 Too bad she ignored the recall. 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
759 I guess Anne Boleyn isn't taking any chances. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
760 It's also a floating device. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
761 They were out of scarlet letters. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
762 I believe it's called a Cronut. 1.2845 0.05585 116 92 15 9
763 Indeed, that is the new chastity collar. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
764 ...and I hear she's never been kissed. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
765 It pops up in the event of decapitation. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
766 Nathaniel Hawthorne to Editor: let's go with the scarlet letter. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
767 Sure hope it doesn't shrink when it dries. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
768 That reminds me....I need to change my oil. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
769 I like big ruffs, and I canst not lie. 1.2845 0.05585 116 92 15 9
770 You've heard the phrase, "extra virgin"? 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
771 I have been told that her name is Micheline Michelin 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
772 It started with a chastity belt. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
773 I didn't know those were inflatable. 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
774 Try as she might, I still find her breath offensive 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
775 I wonder if that gives her better satellite reception 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
776 It's actually more effective and it costs less than a chastity belt. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
777 It's the latest look from Monsieur Michelin. 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
778 It's easily 2 1/2 feet, but mind you, that's just a ruff estimate. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
779 There's much ado about nothing. 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
780 There was a no return policy. 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
781 The vet said this was the best way. 1.2845 0.05718 116 93 13 10
782 That's Lady Mary, the oil filter maker's daughter. 1.2845 0.05585 116 92 15 9
783 I really should get my snow tires mounted this weekend. 1.2845 0.05585 116 92 15 9
784 Perhaps you can have your cake and eat it too. 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
785 Jane Eyrebag. 1.2845 0.05585 116 92 15 9
786 It's for first offenders; they call it 'stocks lite.' 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
787 A little revealing, wouldn't you say? 1.2845 0.05585 116 92 15 9
788 That must be some hickey. 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
789 Talk about ring around the collar. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
790 Oh, it's the latest fashion for royals, one of those anti-guillotine gizmos. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
791 Milady hath an audience with Lord Trump. 1.2845 0.05718 116 93 13 10
792 There goes lazy Susan. 1.2845 0.05585 116 92 15 9
793 Well that should keep her from chewing her stitches. 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
794 It's a chastity necklace 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
795 That's Henry's last wife. 1.2845 0.05718 116 93 13 10
796 Lady Carburetor 1.2845 0.05585 116 92 15 9
797 I say , isn't she quite "collarful" !! 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
798 Now she wants to get her ears pierced. 1.2845 0.05718 116 93 13 10
799 It's Vampire season. 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
800 So, ixnay on the necklace for her birthday. 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
801 I believe they're calling it a 'muffin top'. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
802 I always say I will change the air filter myself, but I never do. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
803 These necklines are getting higher every year 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
804 It was designed to be guillotine-proof. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
805 I like big ruffs and I cannot lie. 1.2845 0.05974 116 95 9 12
806 I hear she has never been kissed. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
807 Too big, or not too big: that is the question. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
808 It should be a "Goodyear " for fashion 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
809 A chastity collar! That's going too far! 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
810 Tasteless. She shops at Victorian Secret. 1.2845 0.05718 116 93 13 10
811 I see King Henry is dating again 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
812 She's vampire proof. 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
813 Something about her just says "guilty" to me. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
814 It's a Trump filter. 1.2845 0.05847 116 94 11 11
815 I would like to take a bite of her cheese wheel if you know what I'm sayin. 1.2845 0.05585 116 92 15 9
816 Some say the King's divorces are affecting fashion. 1.2845 0.05585 116 92 15 9
817 I believe she's performing Shakespeare-in-the-round at the theater tonight. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
818 We have to change it every 3000 miles, but it's worth it. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
819 Reckon she's hot under the collar? 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
820 After she got collared for slander, the judge issued a gag order. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
821 Methinks she heard what happened to Anne Boleyn. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
822 She can have her cake and eat it too. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
823 Uneasy lies the head that wears that gown. 1.2845 0.05847 116 94 11 11
824 I used to think nothing would ruffle her. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
825 Now that's ruffing it. 1.2821 0.05408 117 92 17 8
826 If the last Queen had that kind of forward thinking, she'd be alive today. 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
827 She has been so ruffled lately. 1.2783 0.04711 115 86 26 3
828 I hear she comes from a long line of big ruffnecks. 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
829 I preferred her hijab. 1.2783 0.05733 115 93 12 10
830 Have these women no shame? Soon they'll be baring their earlobes in public! 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
831 Her voice has a lyrical, but muffled, quality. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
832 It keeps her from biting her nails. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
833 They doth call her 'Little Miss Muffled'. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
834 That gives me an idea for my dog. 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
835 As Will said, "Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers." 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
836 She thinks her neck gives away her age. 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
837 How about this humidity? 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
838 It's a fascinating process, starting with a single one inch frill on her thirteenth birthday. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
839 She's had a ruff life. 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
840 It was invented by a former Miss Universe contestant. 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
841 I bet you it's fake. 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
842 On the plus side, the tea that makes it all the way through is really pure. 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
843 It was the only way I could get her to stop scratching her ears. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
844 Looks like she's found a new way to ignore us. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
845 I like big ruffs, and I cannot lie. 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
846 So hot. 1.2783 0.05865 115 94 10 11
847 She may be a diamond in the ruff, but honestly, it's hard to tell. 1.2783 0.05599 115 92 14 9
848 It's said she liketh it ruff, Sir Donald. 1.2783 0.05599 115 92 14 9
849 She has guillotinophobia. 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
850 She's easily ruffled. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
851 Let her be cake. 1.2783 0.05599 115 92 14 9
852 Methinks the lady didst not protest enough. 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
853 Hipsters! 1.2783 0.05599 115 92 14 9
854 'Tis fashionable, and doth prevent biting the royal cuticles." 1.2783 0.05865 115 94 10 11
855 'Tis the ruff that dreams are made of. 1.2783 0.05865 115 94 10 11
856 Methinks the lady protested too much. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
857 It's a ruff life. 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
858 Get over it Philip! With a ruff like that she's way out of our league. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
859 Absolutely! She hasn't licked her stitches in days. 1.2783 0.05599 115 92 14 9
860 O, Blissful Silence! Worth every penny I paid for it! 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
861 She's protesting the government's no-frills policy. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
862 We're both happy with it...for different reasons. 1.2783 0.05599 115 92 14 9
863 It's hard to shop for that in-between size 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
864 It keeps her from biting her stitches. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
865 I hear she is hard to get close to 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
866 She's a little ruff around the edges. 1.2743 0.05657 113 91 13 9
867 I didn't think she would ruffle so easily. 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
868 Now that's what I call ring around the collar! 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
869 She's concerned about meeting Trump. 1.2743 0.05657 113 91 13 9
870 I think she’s hiding a hickey. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
871 It's no wonder she has never been kissed. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
872 Seventeen stitches. It was either that or a plastic cone. 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
873 She loves to bump into people she knows. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
874 Getting her that muffler was the best money I ever spent. 1.2743 0.05795 113 92 11 10
875 She doesn't like to talk about it. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
876 Ring around the collar! 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
877 It's still a turn on. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
878 Pretty Ruff. 1.2743 0.05657 113 91 13 9
879 It wasn't like that before she sneezed! 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
880 Looks like the bearded lady has a new stylist. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
881 You should see her husband's codpiece. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
882 I like big ruffs and I cannot lie. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
883 Alas, one slight carriage accident and Cordelia already has herself a personal injury lawyer! 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
884 Is that a white collar crime? 1.2743 0.05657 113 91 13 9
885 It's called Trump Repellent. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
886 There goes Elizabeth, showing off her bling around the collar again. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
887 I heard in the spring, she'll emerge a beautiful butterfly. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
888 The one she wears in the winter has a more aggressive tread design. 1.2743 0.05929 113 93 9 11
889 Alas, I prefer a big bootie instead. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
890 It helps her keep a stiff upper lip. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
891 It's from Costco 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
892 She's called the Virgin Queen. That's why. 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
893 Yes - all the time - but she just bounces right back up. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
894 To breathe or not to breathe, that is the question. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
895 It's from 1536 House of Boleyn collection. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
896 it must be fashion week. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
897 I asked, she wouldn't tell, it's Victoria's secret. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
898 It's so 17th century. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
899 That is the Duchess of Hickey. 1.2743 0.05657 113 91 13 9
900 Methinks she's had a ruff knight. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
901 She just wouldn't stop licking her wounds. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
902 Apparently, he is not a good kisser. 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
903 I bet having tea with her is an experience. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
904 Me thinks the lady must have protested too much. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
905 This from the woman who told me size doesn't matter. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
906 I don't know. She told me her lawyer told her to wear it. 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
907 It’s either a call for attention or a personal space issue. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
908 Fashion can be ruff. 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
909 I believe it's called a chastity muff. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
910 Looks cheesy to me. 1.2743 0.04745 113 85 25 3
911 And then there's the chastity belt... 1.2743 0.05657 113 91 13 9
912 She's pretty enough, but she gets a little hot under the collar. 1.2743 0.04745 113 85 25 3
913 Eighteen and never been kissed. 1.2743 0.04745 113 85 25 3
914 That's one way to tame a shrew. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
915 No. No. She is engaged to the Clown Prince. 1.2743 0.05657 113 91 13 9
916 And you can't imagine the size of her chastity belt.... 1.2743 0.05657 113 91 13 9
917 She does look in good shape but I think her air filter needs replacing! 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
918 All the ladies-in-waiting have taken to wearing them, apparently it keeps Arch Duke Drumpf at a respectful distance. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
919 They say she's become engaged to King Henry. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
920 I think the trend started with his third wife. 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
921 They say she has to wear it until that awful carriage accident lawsuit is settled. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
922 We've frightened her. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
923 They say it has a built-in hepa filter. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
924 Ruffles have ridges. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
925 King Henry's wives aren't taking any chances! 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
926 It cuts down on her swearing. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
927 That explains the stiff upper lip. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
928 Soon she will be in over her head. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
929 It's so she won't scratch. 1.2743 0.05929 113 93 9 11
930 The priest asked her to stop looking down on little people 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
931 It's called a chastity what? 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
932 I wonder who rear-ended her? 1.2743 0.05657 113 91 13 9
933 It's the only way her father will let her out of the house. 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
934 I hear she got married to some count named Dracula. 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
935 She's an unspeakable beauty. 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
936 Such a tragedy, Shakespeare lost his diamond in her ruff. 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
937 It's a bit awkward during the soup course. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
938 The last fellow said she had a real problem with intimacy. 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
939 I don’t get it either, but Lord Michelin loves ‘em. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
940 Don't you just hate prank collars? 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
941 She's trying to quit biting her nails. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
942 If it shuts her up, I'd call it a muffler. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
943 Wow, serious ring around the collar. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
944 Ruffles...nobody can wear just one. 1.2679 0.05526 112 90 14 8
945 I don't know, looks like a pain in the neck 1.2679 0.05526 112 90 14 8
946 Looks like Elizabeth is having a ruff day. 1.2679 0.05526 112 90 14 8
947 I heard Hester opted for the A. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
948 She got a new one with her last oil change 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
949 She lives and breathes all things Elizabethan. Well, maybe not breathes. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
950 By Jove, Goodyear, you may be onto something! 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
951 In 400 years, I guess it would be great for sleeping on an airplane. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
952 First chastity belts, now this? 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
953 See the latest fashion inspired by Henry VIII's wives 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
954 I don't understand the trend either, but I hear it's great for sneaking snacks into the theatre 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
955 It's perfect for when she gets a runny nose. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
956 Buying bulk used to mean no-frills. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
957 Obviously, you haven't heard her yodel. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
958 I hear she runs with a ruff crowd. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
959 Tis all the rage in London, especially if one must meet with the Sir Donald of Trump." 1.2679 0.05670 112 91 12 9
960 Gawd, that ruff is sooo 1590s. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
961 "I think they caught her necking". 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
962 Elizabeth's Secret. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
963 It's called a chastity collar. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
964 Only until the sleepwalking is cured.. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
965 I heard Henry told her he likes a challenge. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
966 Ruff neighborhood. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
967 The princess is prone to fainting. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
968 She's a master of dramatic ironing. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
969 I once caught a glimpse of her chin. It wasn't as exciting as you'd expect. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
970 When Henry finds that Adam’s apple, heads will roll! 1.2679 0.05526 112 90 14 8
971 Gap-toothed, I hear. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
972 What did she say? 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
973 Verily, she's a diamond in the ruff. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
974 Methinks the Lady doth protest too much. 1.2679 0.05670 112 91 12 9
975 Perhaps Brexit did set us back a bit. 1.2679 0.05947 112 93 8 11
976 Queen caught her kissing the King. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
977 I hear she can be a little ruff around the edges. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
978 Somehow jumping out of the cake didn't work 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
979 She's had a ruff week. 1.2679 0.05670 112 91 12 9
980 I believe it is called a chastity ruff. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
981 ... and it substantially lowers her carriage-riding insurance premium. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
982 I hear she's from a ruff part of town. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
983 How about that for a pain in the neck! 1.2679 0.05947 112 93 8 11
984 That's a rough way to try to stick to your diet. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
985 Be careful; she's someone who gets ruffled easily. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
986 Hickies, I'm told. 1.2679 0.05526 112 90 14 8
987 Its the Elizabethan Diet 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
988 I think it looks better from the back. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
989 What I wouldn't give to take a peek at that neck... 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
990 I'd tell her to keep her chin up, but... 1.2679 0.04570 112 84 26 2
991 I hear it gets satellite reception. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
992 Verily, breath mints would be more practical. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
993 If only we could find a cure for ring around the collar. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
994 Punishment for Gossipers. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
995 Before, she was known for the size of her goiter. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
996 Double chin, bad breath, a bad case of Goiter I believe would cover your question. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
997 So much for no frills 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
998 She's playing hard-to-get. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
999 Apparently she has a nail-biting problem 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
1000 The lady doth not protest too much. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1001 That's one way to filter your words. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
1002 She has a bad case of 'Collara.' 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
1003 Methinks she doth protrude too much. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1004 Only one man has gotten close to her and he's still missing. 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
1005 I feel sorry for the person sitting next to her on the plane. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
1006 They call it "The cloud". 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1007 I hear she is on her way to visit Henry the Eighth. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1008 I think a beheading is out of the question. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1009 Well THAT is a new way to tame a shrew! 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1010 that's how she rolls 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1011 The muffling of the shrew. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1012 Sir Donald says he grabs them by the ruff. 1.2636 0.05729 110 90 11 9
1013 They're grooming her to become the next Queen Mum. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1014 Methinks Lord Trump arriveth anon. 1.2636 0.05873 110 91 9 10
1015 You can't get close to her. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
1016 Happens every time the humidity goes up. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1017 I think she said it was made by a Mr. Firestone. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1018 She's got a meeting with Trump this afternoon. 1.2636 0.05582 110 89 13 8
1019 It's like she doesn't even know I'm here. 1.2636 0.05582 110 89 13 8
1020 She says it's an air filter. 1.2636 0.05582 110 89 13 8
1021 It's not a fashion. More like a safety feature. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1022 Yes, the Cheese monger has taken up fashion design. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
1023 Only way I'd let her anywhere near The Donald. 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1024 "She was caught chewing on Lord Dudley's leg. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1025 Look who got caught out in the rain again. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1026 She said it's called a "guillotine bumper." 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1027 It's to hide her stiff upper lip. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1028 it's an anti-beheading thingy. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
1029 It does seem a bit cruel, but at least she stopped licking. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1030 No, I don't think it makes her look fat. 1.2636 0.05582 110 89 13 8
1031 I hear the new queen has a great defense against being beheaded. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1032 She's known to be one who blows things out proportion. 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1033 ...on the upside, she doesn't need a pillow. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
1034 It's a start, but it's not Trump-proof. 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1035 That must be some hickey. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1036 I can't hear her either. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1037 Lucy, the lace maker's daughter. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
1038 Pray it's only a fad. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1039 It keeps her from scratching. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1040 One day even this trend will go to the dogs. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1041 She's always hated her double chin! 1.2636 0.04599 110 83 25 2
1042 It was either that or watch her chew her ankle to ribbons. 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1043 Only until the stitches are out 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
1044 I'm told she's going to interview that American presidential candidate. 1.2636 0.05873 110 91 9 10
1045 Check out that ass 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1046 It's so last year. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1047 She kept licking her stitches. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1048 I think it's time for her to change her filter. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1049 You should see the king's cummerbund. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1050 Methinks she licked her stitches too much! 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1051 I hear her new couturier is Lord Charmin. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1052 She's Henry's new queen 1.2636 0.05582 110 89 13 8
1053 She never needs a napkin. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
1054 She really lawyered up after that rear-end collision. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1055 She used to kiss and tell. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1056 It's the new Trump Buster. 1.2636 0.05729 110 90 11 9
1057 This is not how I imagined silencing the heretics. 1.2636 0.05582 110 89 13 8
1058 She must be very hot under the collar. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1059 She's had work done. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1060 I confess I misunderstood when you said Milady likes it rough. 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1061 Don't suppose she'll be having spaghetti tonight... 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1062 Hickies... 1.2636 0.05582 110 89 13 8
1063 She knows how King Henry's other wives died, so... 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1064 You know, the pudding will be a challenge. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1065 I know, it's quite shocking that the new fashion reveals the nose. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1066 On the other hand, she's already lost 20 pounds. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
1067 What do you suppose has her so ruffled? 1.2636 0.05582 110 89 13 8
1068 It's the only thing that keeps her from gnawing at the stitches. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
1069 We need to add another one below the waist to prevent groping. 1.2636 0.05582 110 89 13 8
1070 I know she intends to remain the Virgin Queen but isn't she overdoing it a little? 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
1071 Mom decided that her real problem could not be solved with a chastity belt. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1072 It's to keep her from picking at the stitches. 1.2636 0.05873 110 91 9 10
1073 Methinks she likes it ruff. 1.2636 0.05729 110 90 11 9
1074 Bezooks! A 'chastity collar'! 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1075 "I like big ruffs and I cannot lie.'' 1.2636 0.05873 110 91 9 10
1076 What did you say to make her stalk off in such a ruff? 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1077 It's a chastity muff. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1078 Doth make her both warm and mute, it disposeth of two birds. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1079 Must be a royal hickey 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1080 I guess it keeps her from licking her hands 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
1081 Ye Olde Farmers Almanack calls it a sure arbiter of a harsh winter ahead. 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1082 She overheard her sister say "Size matters." 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
1083 I am still in doubt: prudery or conceit? 1.2613 0.05386 111 89 15 7
1084 There's just something about her. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1085 She insists that she never got the recall letter. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1086 You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful- I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnetized corset. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a commoner, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the ruff. You can do anything. 1.2569 0.05592 109 89 12 8
1087 Everything's a competition for her. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1088 Ahhh, to be the lucky man who catches a glimpse of neck. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1089 Lady Michelin is one of our foremost roll models. 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
1090 Well, they do say that fashion is cyclical. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1091 That must've been quite a hickey. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1092 It's the only thing that will stop her from biting her nails. 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
1093 She's a diamond in the ruff. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1094 Two chins, and counting. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1095 Fashion. Baffling, isn't it. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1096 Not everyone considers vampire stories as harmless fiction. 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
1097 You wouldn't know it, but she's a real redneck. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1098 She must be afraid of getting the axe. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1099 Insurance coverage during the reign of Henry VIII. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1100 She claims it was whiplash. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1101 That's Anne...she heard Henry IIX's in town. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1102 It must be fashion week. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1103 It doth bestride her narrow neck like a colossus. 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
1104 The Lady who wore a high ruffle, Said things that came out in a muffle, She'd shoot you a glance, You might take a chance, But end up in a great big kerfuffle. 1.2569 0.05592 109 89 12 8
1105 The miller's daughter. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1106 That ruffle has ridges. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1107 Me-thinks it be a step up from the albatross she wore a month-past. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1108 The poor thing – I heard the coachman of the other carriage was texting. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1109 Don't stare for too long; I hear she's easily ruffled. 1.2569 0.05592 109 89 12 8
1110 Fashion week already? 1.2569 0.05592 109 89 12 8
1111 She must be having a ruff day. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1112 'tis called a "muffler", me thinks 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1113 Hast the maiden been biting h'rself again? 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1114 The lady doth protect too much, methinks. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1115 It's to keep her from biting her nails. 1.2569 0.04591 109 83 24 2
1116 Her lawyer told her to leave it on until the lawsuit is settled. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1117 I've heard she's an heiress to the Ottoman Empire. 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
1118 She's playing hard-to-get with the Earl of Sandwich. 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
1119 She finally found a weight loss program that works. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1120 It's called the King Henry VIII ruffle...it's ax-proof. 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
1121 Could it be said, her chastity belt has risen thus? 1.2569 0.05742 109 90 10 9
1122 Do you think she's compensating for something? 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1123 The driver that hit her was insured, so she's trying to get a big settlement. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1124 They say it comes in handy in the Tower. 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
1125 It is an addition to the Chasity Belt. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1126 Lady Firestone always seems so...so...standoffish! 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1127 Her husband is a vampire. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1128 I told you this collar trend would be bad for us short guys. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1129 Yeah, well that keeps her from licking her surgical incision. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1130 She's a diamond in the ruff. 1.2569 0.05742 109 90 10 9
1131 I admire a woman who's not afraid to show her age. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1132 After Anne Boleyn, she had it lined with bronze. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1133 I heard it's full of blintzes. 1.2569 0.05592 109 89 12 8
1134 I hear her neck is glorious 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
1135 If I'm not mistaken I believe that's none other than Lady Hepa. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1136 Milady's goiter has never looked better. 1.2569 0.05742 109 90 10 9
1137 It's only until they invent Kleenex. 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
1138 What news of the royal hickey? 1.2569 0.05742 109 90 10 9
1139 Well, it does hide the hickeys. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1140 I have always thought of her as a diamond in the ruff. 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
1141 She was worried it made her ass look big. 1.2569 0.06030 109 92 6 11
1142 Peculiar? Yes, verily. But she hasn't scratched her ears all week. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1143 I believe she's from the Ottoman Empire 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
1144 It's a white collar crime. 1.2569 0.04591 109 83 24 2
1145 Whiplash. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1146 It's merely a precaution. She's heard that Henry VIII is looking for a new wife. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1147 The bigger the ruff, the smaller the bustle. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1148 It was for her own good. Such a nasty woman! 1.2569 0.05592 109 89 12 8
1149 Verily, count the rings and knowest her age. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1150 It keeps her from scratching. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1151 I told you this was a ruff neighborhood. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1152 White collar crime. 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
1153 Her father is the town veterinarian. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1154 I think she's finally taking control of her seasonal allergies. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1155 She has to wear it until the stitches come out. 1.2569 0.04591 109 83 24 2
1156 I don't think we should be reinventing the collar. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1157 Do you think she's compensating for something? 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1158 I hear it protects her from Sir Donalds's inappropriate kissing. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1159 It's supposed to repel Donald Trump. 1.2569 0.05592 109 89 12 8
1160 By God! What I wouldn't give to see the neck of that beautiful creature! 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
1161 Wasn't she supposed to SIT on that tuffet? 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1162 They say she gnaws on her leg. 1.2569 0.05742 109 90 10 9
1163 She must have heard what happened to Henry's old wife. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1164 I hear she's nice, but hard to get close to. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1165 Either way, it appears she's losing her head. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1166 Guillotine-resistant 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1167 She's a diamond in the ruff. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1168 I hear that it's in reaction to her husband's codpiece. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1169 Since her mother's death, Marie Antoinette's daughter has taken a more proactive approach to fashion. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1170 It was highly recommended by her dog. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1171 The doctor warned her about licking her wound. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1172 She's the fringe party candidate 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1173 The airbag malfunctioned. 1.2569 0.05592 109 89 12 8
1174 gesundheit 1.2552 0.04567 145 116 21 8
1175 To reinforce that "no" means "no". 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1176 'I KNOW IT LOOKS REDICULOUS,... BUT,... SHE'S LOST 14 POUNDS!" 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1177 Tis to stave off the scratching. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1178 Her nose runneth. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1179 The vet said she should wear it a full two weeks. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1180 If that doesn't shut her up, I don't know what will. 1.2523 0.05802 107 89 9 9
1181 'Tis the rough outcome of a flax collar and the morning rain. 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1182 Must be ruff. 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1183 I like big ruffs; forsooth, I cannot lie. 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1184 Making collars great again! 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1185 Now let's see who eats cake. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1186 It's for her own good. She wouldn't stop scratching herself. 1.2523 0.05648 107 88 11 8
1187 Lady Charmin dresses well for her roll. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1188 I'm told that they'll take it off once her nails grow back. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1189 Methinks the Lady doth accessorize too much. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1190 That must be some hickie. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1191 She's just a slave to fashion. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1192 It hides her scarlet letter. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1193 It keeps Donald Trump at arm's length. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1194 What goiter? 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1195 Well, if you’re looking for a woman that won’t talk your head off… 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1196 I think it was her husband's idea. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1197 Brings a whole new meaning to muffin top. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1198 'Tis the new black." 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1199 Carriage whiplash protection, it's all the rage. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1200 There is such as thing as too much of a good thing. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1201 She just got back from the vet. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1202 She's a real catch but easily ruffled. 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1203 Her carriage was rear-ended. Whiplash. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1204 Whiplash injury in the royal carriage 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1205 Usually, she's so calm and unruffled. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1206 After hearing about Marie she never takes that thing off. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1207 She's been a bit hot under the collar lately 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1208 Of course it doesn't make you look fat, dear." 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1209 The Duke is finding it difficult to get close to her. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1210 I told her if she bought one more item of clothing, I'd wring her neck. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1211 Ahh yes, the fetching Lady Scott of the House of Goiter. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1212 Apparently, that's the new chastity ruff. 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1213 It was actually her husband's idea. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1214 She fell in with a ruff crowd. 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1215 Her lawyer told her to wear that until her whiplash suit is settled. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1216 I THINK THE FAIR MAIDEN IS HOT UNDER THE COLLAR... 1.2523 0.05802 107 89 9 9
1217 I've never seen her smile 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1218 Apparently the Queen's 'turkey neck' is getting worse. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1219 There will be no necking with her. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1220 Me thinks, the Lady doth chewed her last fingernail. 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1221 All of a sudden all the women are wearing them, and who the devil is this Trump fellow? 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1222 The EU just doesn't get our traditions right. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1223 Ye know that wench is covering up a royal hickey. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1224 Its allergy season. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1225 You should see what they did to her dog! 1.2500 0.05444 108 88 13 7
1226 Our vet recommended it for her eating disorder. 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1227 I believe that is Madam Donut. 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1228 I'm told she's quite beautiful. 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1229 What did you say to get her so ruffled?! 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1230 When you think about it, there's no secret to how she's able to maintain a stiff upper lip. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1231 Nice ass. 1.2500 0.05444 108 88 13 7
1232 The sales girl told her it would shrink. 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
1233 It's just until the stitches come out. 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1234 Chastity collar; it's all the rage. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1235 What a drama queen! 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1236 I hear she likes it ruff. 1.2477 0.05399 109 89 13 7
1237 She must be the headsman's wife. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1238 I think it's from some new fashion designer in Paris they call "Michelin". 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1239 That should quiet things down. 1.2476 0.05376 105 85 14 6
1240 Hickey, maybe? 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1241 It's necessary. She's a nasty woman. 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
1242 Have you met her husband, Lord Gaga? 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1243 ''She's from Green Bay.'' 1.2453 0.05657 106 88 10 8
1244 Methinks she doth protest too much. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1245 Have you met the Duchess Halitosis? 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1246 Looks like someone has designed an entire chastity system. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1247 She's going to a private meeting with Donald Trump. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1248 She's head and shoulders above the rest. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1249 Now YOU try getting a kiss from her! 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
1250 It's the latest diet trend. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1251 She doesn't talk much. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1252 Back to the drawing-board, Monsieur Guillotine. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1253 She was always a little ruff around the edges 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1254 Rumor was, the chastity belt proved insuficient. 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
1255 First a chastity belt. Now this??? 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1256 I understand her husband designed it. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1257 She's easily ruffled. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1258 I told you. When the going gets rough, the ruff get going. 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
1259 Her predecessor was beheaded. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1260 I've heard they're a huge letdown without a headphone jack. 1.2453 0.05657 106 88 10 8
1261 Well if nothing else it may work as a speed bump, slow Henry down a bit! 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1262 Doubles as a spare. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1263 Do you think she's exaggerating? 1.2453 0.05657 106 88 10 8
1264 Another classic walk of shame. 1.2453 0.05657 106 88 10 8
1265 She embellishes a lot. 1.2453 0.05657 106 88 10 8
1266 It's Fashion Week again? 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1267 Boy, she's got it ruff. 1.2453 0.05657 106 88 10 8
1268 Beneath her ruff exterior lie lips of the purest crimson. 1.2453 0.05657 106 88 10 8
1269 It looks like a bad case of cholera. 1.2453 0.05657 106 88 10 8
1270 I do believe that's Kim, of Kardashia. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1271 It's from skymall. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1272 Her carriage was T-boned. 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
1273 It was designed by Prince Goodyear. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1274 She's having her cake and eating it, too. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1275 The shrew is tamed. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1276 I've asked her about it but either she can't hear me or I can't hear her. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1277 I call it an air filter. I want to patent it, because it will be worth a fortune if anybody ever invents the automobile. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1278 They say size doesn't matter, and then they spring this on us. 1.2453 0.05657 106 88 10 8
1279 She hired the best slip and fall guy in the village. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1280 A little upper crust, I'd say. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1281 It's either fashion week or a hickey. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1282 She doth wear it to ward off Donald Trump's kisses 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
1283 Do you think she noticed us? 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1284 You don't want to get her any more ruffled. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1285 I heard she got it half off. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1286 Apparently you can have your cake and eat it too... 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1287 At least she'll never need a napkin. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1288 I hear Count Dracula is back in town. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1289 Fashion week always brings out the weirdos. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1290 It covers all of her chins. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1291 I wonder what she looks like necked? 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
1292 Maybe too much starch? 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1293 Not quite as effective as the chastity belt, but still pretty good. 1.2453 0.04607 106 82 22 2
1294 Who do you suppose ruffled HER feathers? 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1295 She's Henry the VIII's latest interest. 1.2453 0.05657 106 88 10 8
1296 After the fiasco with the Emperor's new clothes the Queen isn't taking any chances. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1297 Let them wear cake. 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
1298 Did she sound ruffled to you? 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1299 Ruff neighborhood? 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1300 She gets ruffled easily. 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
1301 That's more than a statement, Bob. 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
1302 Don't even ask if she wants to neck. 1.2430 0.05449 107 88 12 7
1303 It's rumored that Henry the Eighth is going to ask her to marry him. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1304 I believe she's doing it in solidarity with her dog. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
1305 Why didn't she get the big one? 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1306 I say these fads have gone too far, and I'm a perfectly healthy man with a cane. 1.2404 0.05550 104 86 11 7
1307 For the sin of gluttony, she must wear the scarlet donut. 1.2404 0.05715 104 87 9 8
1308 Princess Souffle was very quiet this evening. 1.2404 0.05550 104 86 11 7
1309 I miss the plunging liplines from last year! 1.2404 0.05715 104 87 9 8
1310 I honestly can't figure out if the problem is her pride or my prejudice. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1311 They call it a prenup, m'lord. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1312 She says nothing works quite so well at keeping the pounds off. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1313 Do you think she can hear us? 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1314 The marriage vows will be interesting. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1315 Well, it does hide her goiter! 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1316 She doesn't say much. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1317 At least she didn't get a unicorn tattoo. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1318 French, I think. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1319 It's the latest for people with no filter. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1320 Elizabeth's husband, the town veterinarian, helped her stop biting her nails. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1321 The lady didst protest too much, methinks. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1322 Whiplash. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1323 It's the latest in Parisian fashion: Atelier Michelin. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1324 methinks the lady did not protest enough 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1325 No, really—I spotted diamonds in her ruff. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1326 It put a lid on the nail biting. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1327 Where can I buy one for my wife? 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1328 I like big ruffs and I cannot lie. Thou, other brother, canst deny. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1329 The queen is really worried about air pollution these days. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1330 I guess Miss Muffet decided ' why just sit on it.' 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1331 She got ruffled at the town meeting this morning. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1332 I think Anne Boleyn suspects something. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1333 She's a Dunkin, correct? 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1334 If you look at the back label, you will see it says, 'not to be used as a flotation device.' 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1335 What can I say, Billy. I like big ruffs and I cannot lie. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1336 She binge-read all of Jane Austen's novels 1.2404 0.05550 104 86 11 7
1337 But your wife won't be able to tal... never mind, you're a genius. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1338 She seems to think that thing is going to stop them from taking off her head. 1.2404 0.05715 104 87 9 8
1339 Well, she wouldn't be my first choice... 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1340 I hear bureaucrats got involved. 1.2404 0.05550 104 86 11 7
1341 They say she rules with an iron fist and a stiff neck. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1342 However, it could have a canine application. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1343 Lady Halitosis is up early this morning. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1344 The pose is a ruse - she is most assuredly hot under the collar. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1345 I hear she started wearing it after meeting Donald Trump. 1.2404 0.05876 104 88 7 9
1346 Something's got her ruffled. 1.2404 0.05550 104 86 11 7
1347 I think she's trying to make a statement. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1348 Looks like Ms. Bounty finally married into the Cottonelle family. 1.2404 0.05715 104 87 9 8
1349 She used to be above that sort of thing 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1350 It is the latest from the House of Michelin. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1351 Breathtaking! 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1352 ...and they say she's not easily ruffled. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1353 It was a bad fashion statement in the 12th century and is still just as bad now in the 16th. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1354 Fleas. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1355 She is having a ruff day. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1356 The hickey was less noticeable. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1357 That was designed to show women that no one respects them more than we do. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1358 The jeweled waistband is terribly gauche. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1359 It's so last Fall. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1360 Fashion Week. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1361 The frog complained about her breath. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1362 No, my type is just a little ruff around the edges. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1363 She'll never need a facelift. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1364 I know it's all the rage, but I still the prefer the mini-skirt over the maxi-ruffle. 1.2404 0.05550 104 86 11 7
1365 The lord doesn't think a mere chastity belt will suffice. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1366 She was a confidant of Anne Boleyn. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1367 It's a combination ruffle and air filter. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1368 Won't need to be replaced for another 50,000 miles. 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
1369 I hear she's in the running for Henry's next queen. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1370 It was the only way we could get her to stop licking that wound. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1371 It is puzzling, but it has mother-in-law written all over it. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1372 She was caught necking with her boyfriend. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1373 Forget about her ruffles... it's her ridges that keep me up late at night! 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1374 The lady doth accessorize too much, me thinks. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1375 I'm told it makes their butt seem smaller...... 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1376 Damn hipsters. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1377 She says it's cheaper than a neck lift. 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
1378 She's an amazing secretary, she invented the Rolodex. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1379 I think it's called a Chia Collar. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1380 It's all the rage. They're calling it the muffler. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1381 Chastity collar. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1382 I liketh big ruffs and I can not lie. 1.2397 0.05252 121 101 11 9
1383 I told you so! Size does matter 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
1384 I think she said 'Let them eat crepe.' 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
1385 Her vet suggested it. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1386 It's so last century. 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
1387 Alas, a goiter. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1388 It's a chastity collar. 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
1389 Why yes, that collar does complete the whole look. 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
1390 She's from a super ruff neighbourhood. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1391 Maybe it's to hide the hickies. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1392 Based on the number and size of ruffle rings, I'd say she's well over 40. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1393 Must be that her husband's out of town again. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1394 She's going through a ruff patch. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1395 She always was self-conscious about her overbite. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1396 This way, she can have her cake and eat it too! 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1397 She said something about her eyes 'being up here'. 1.2330 0.05554 103 86 10 7
1398 Is that the new oral chasity belt 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1399 It keeps her head straight on her backswing. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1400 It seems the princess has been speaking her mind again. 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
1401 Methinks m'lady suffers a nasty hickey. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1402 Fluffy, yet not frivolous... 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1403 You know what they say: "Ruff on the streets, Lady in the sheets" 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1404 It's a Trump collar. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1405 That is so last century. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1406 I will say, she really pulls off frills with a no frills attitude. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1407 I hear she likes ruff sex. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1408 When I dated her, she wore that thing a lot lower. 1.2330 0.05554 103 86 10 7
1409 Apparently she's betrothed to King Henry VIII. 1.2330 0.05887 103 88 6 9
1410 Just pick up the phone and collar. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1411 It's either a huge fashion statement or a huge goiter. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1412 Looks like she's been ruffed up pretty bad! 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1413 It's called a Trump mouth guard... it compliments the chastity belt. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1414 A most unfortunate typo in her neck tattoo. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1415 It's a Trump protector. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1416 I thought she said, "Let them EAT cake." 1.2330 0.05554 103 86 10 7
1417 i dunno... i think it's kinda sexy. 1.2330 0.05554 103 86 10 7
1418 She kept gnawing at her corset. 1.2330 0.05554 103 86 10 7
1419 At least she stopped biting... 1.2330 0.04407 103 80 22 1
1420 Softens the axe blow. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1421 Trump must be in town. 1.2330 0.05723 103 87 8 8
1422 The village vet suggested this will work better than the usual A. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1423 Rumor has it she just got a chin tuck. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1424 It looks like a puff piece to me. 1.2330 0.05554 103 86 10 7
1425 Way too sexy for me! 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1426 It helps her remain centered. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1427 'Yonder is the one who inspired Will's new sonnet: 'I doth like big ruffs/ I canst not be false...' 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1428 For licking in public she was tarred and reupholstered. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1429 I'm not sure, I think she said "let them eat steak"? 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1430 Why doesn't she just use a handkerchief? 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1431 She says it's a "burkaruff" and I should mind my own business. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1432 These are ruff times, m'lord. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1433 We think it's Elizabeth, but we're not sure. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1434 It's a flotation device, to be used only in the event of a witch trial. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1435 Don't be fooled. She has NO filter. 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
1436 Heads are about to roll. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1437 I love her understated style. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1438 She could use a little iodine in her diet. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1439 It appears to be working, she does not scratch as much. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1440 She's terrified of vampires. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1441 They say she's been good about sticking to her diet. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1442 They say she has the most beautiful lower jaw in all the land. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1443 She refused the chastity belt. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1444 You should see my matching cod-piece. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1445 Cutting edge design at the Tower of London. 1.2330 0.05554 103 86 10 7
1446 The surgeon put it on her to keep her from scratching her nose; it's called an Elizabethan collar. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1447 She's married to the Michelin Man. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1448 Remember, she's not wearing it for our benefit. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1449 'Tis the burden of "such a nasty woman." 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1450 I get tired of her frillier-than-thou attitude. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1451 Too much fabric softener again. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1452 It's so in your face. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1453 She's got an itch she can't scratch. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1454 It prevents snoring as well as idle gossip. 1.2330 0.04407 103 80 22 1
1455 She's been that way ever since Prince Trump grabbed her and kissed her. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1456 Only a few more days until she gets her stitches out. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1457 You gotta be careful when you put those things in the wash. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1458 Methinks, it's an 'Anti-Trump Device.' 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1459 She's got such a discreet smile. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1460 Call me crazy, but I find that very erotic. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1461 It's an original Oscar de la Yenta. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1462 Now that's a diet program that works! 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1463 Hmm, doth her ruff match her dowry? 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1464 Best we stop gawking at the lady and start looking for the missing carriage wheel. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1465 Looks like the sheriff finally collared her. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1466 It's so she can't lick the stitches 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1467 'Tis called an Infinity Ruff 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1468 You were always interested in a well-rounded woman! 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1469 She's dressing for the job she wants. 1.2323 0.05712 99 83 9 7
1470 It's flu season. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1471 It's the new chastity belt for compulsive kissers. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1472 Before we judge, let's see what happens during Fashion Fortnight. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1473 It's a fashion trend coming from the Tower of London collection 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1474 It's to counterbalance when she twerks. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1475 There once was a lady from Bluff, Whose collar was a very large ruff, When ever she sneezed, She went to her knees, Then ran away in a huff! 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1476 I still think those chastity collars are a waste of money. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1477 Before today I never realized how erotic chins were. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1478 Elizabethan fashion can be so suffocating! 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1479 Temptress! 1.2308 0.05505 104 87 10 7
1480 There were many more beheadings before this invention. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1481 They say she's a diamond in the ruff. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
1482 She likes to have a buffer zone. 1.2300 0.04462 100 78 21 1
1483 Ladies' clothing gets more revealing every year. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1484 Marie Antoinette says that it will come in handy if the verdict doesn't go her way. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
1485 Not much into kissing, that one. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1486 Terrible when she's ruffled. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
1487 She says it filters the air. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1488 She started with just one row, but then things got competitive. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1489 Saving Face 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1490 Remind me- Is it fashion week or comic con ? 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1491 Borrowed it the other day from Fred, swears that if the wife can't see her shoes, she doesn't need new shoes. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1492 Everyone says she has a Rolodex to die for. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1493 M'lady may have taken a vow of silence, but she has somehow managed to scream it to everyone in the village. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1494 They call it an oral chastity belt? 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1495 It's an air filter -- she's worried about particulate matter 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
1496 Really bad breath. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1497 She got whiplash when her carriage was rear-ended. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
1498 It's a chastity neck 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
1499 Silence never looked so good. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1500 It's the fashionable solution to a runny nose. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1501 And it gets more interesting when she takes the corset off 1.2255 0.05729 102 87 7 8
1502 She must have been chewing on her foot 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1503 I heard that new style is a royal pain in the neck! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1504 Allergies 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1505 Elizabeth says it is the only thing that keeps her on her diet. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1506 She always did have an inflated sense of self. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1507 I guess they make chastity collars too. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1508 You think we should tell the queen that will not stop the axe. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1509 Methinks less is more. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1510 It's all the rage since King Henry's been on the prowl for a new wife. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1511 One kiss and now that! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1512 She's Boleyn's sister 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1513 I don't think she realized the tailor was only giving her a ruff estimate.... 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1514 It looks like the queen's goiter is acting up again. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1515 She must have been complaining again 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1516 The lady doth no longer protest too much, methinks. 1.2255 0.05729 102 87 7 8
1517 Methinks she is hiding a hickey. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1518 Thus, I see that someone has, in fact, put a ring on it! 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1519 There goeth a diamond in the ruff. 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
1520 She comes from a family of ruffnecks. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1521 It keeps her from biting the stitches out. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1522 She's playing 'Hard to Get again.' 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1523 I hear she's an introvert. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1524 She doesn't like sneezing into her elbow. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1525 Gesundheit! 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
1526 Herr Drumpf tried to kiss her last week. 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
1527 Wasn't her dog wearing that last week? 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1528 Keeps her from licking her wounds. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1529 I can't put my finger on it, but there is something different about her. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1530 Well, now we know where the extra toilet paper went to. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1531 Very sensitive about her double chin. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1532 Some like it ruff. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1533 I heard she has a sharp tongue! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1534 It must have been a ruff week. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1535 I'm told that she has an audition for The Apprentice. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1536 It's King Henry's idea. Keeps the neck warm and the mouth closed at the same time. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1537 Oh man can you imagine the nape of that neck? 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1538 Look's like she's going to visit Sir Donald. 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
1539 It's meant to keep her from scratching her ears. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1540 Bad case of Ring Around the Collar! 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
1541 Thats how we deal with nasty women. 1.2255 0.05896 102 88 5 9
1542 She has taken high maintenance to the next level 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
1543 She said muh muh muh muh. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1544 It's a lot easier than plastic surgery. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1545 She says its guillotine proof. I have my doubts. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1546 It's Anne Boleyn. She's hoping it'll save her. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1547 My dog had to wear one of those after his surgery. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1548 "Utterly unapproachable". 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1549 Okay... so I tried to kiss her a few times... 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1550 She just loves the way this hides her double chin. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1551 Seems she's having a ruff day 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1552 I hear she's trying very hard to entice Lord Michelin Man. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1553 I guess you can never be too careful when meeting the Republican presidential candidate... 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1554 Alas, there goes a white-collar fashion crime. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1555 Double chin, me thinks. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1556 She's been wearing that ever since she beheaded her sister. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1557 Braces. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1558 She brings new meaning to "Ring around the collar." 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1559 You might score if you can avoid the ruff. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1560 Fine, I'll break it to her, but you tell Teitelbaum we found his hat. 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
1561 She's a serf to fashion. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1562 Virgin Queen, indeed. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1563 Sir Charles, did you give her a hickey again? 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1564 It's a loves me not period. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1565 I like big ruffs, and I cannot lie 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1566 I'd love to feather her ruffles! 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1567 Do you think she's hiding something? 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1568 It's been recalled 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1569 I dated her once—but her fashion kept getting in the way. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1570 I hear she will do anything to hide her double chin! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1571 No one rocks the ruffle like Madame Gaga. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1572 She finally found out what a Guillotine is. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1573 That must be Rembrandt's wife. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1574 Her father made a fortune selling industrial-sized coffee filters 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
1575 She doesn't have syphilis, so she can wear whatever she wants. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1576 It is the new Michelin diet. They say that the pounds just fall off. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1577 It leaves nothing to the imagination. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1578 Is it just me, or have bonnets gotten smaller this season? 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1579 Don't worry....if she rejects you, you'll bounce back. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1580 She must be hiding one hell of an Adam's apple. 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
1581 To repel kissers and grabbers. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1582 Methinks the lady hath another hickey. 1.2255 0.05729 102 87 7 8
1583 I just thought Lady Gaga of York was unapproachable before, but now... 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1584 Fashion Victim 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1585 It's modest and you can't get a noose around it. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1586 They say the collar adds ten pounds. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1587 Who says size doesn't matter. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1588 It's still a ruff draft. 1.2233 0.04348 103 81 21 1
1589 She hath been marked with the Scarlet Pineapple Ring for she dared maketh the Upside Down Cake. 1.2233 0.05332 103 86 11 6
1590 It's turtleneck season. 1.2233 0.05507 103 87 9 7
1591 King Henry is stuck with this one, since beheading is out of the question. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
1592 Don't get your hopes up, James. She has "Shakespeare" written all over her. 1.2233 0.05332 103 86 11 6
1593 'Tis rumored she'll be Henry's sixth. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1594 It's the new black. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1595 Whiplash. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1596 I just had a design idea for a lampshade. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1597 Her dry cleaning bill must be a bitch. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1598 She looks strangely unruffled. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1599 I hear the bigger the collar, the louder they holler. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1600 Looks like we did reinvent the wheel. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1601 I once actually saw her neck. I almost lost my mind. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1602 When you're famous you can grab them by the ruff 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
1603 Now she can't bite her fingernails. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1604 I believe that is known as a 'bustle in your hedgerow.' 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1605 I understand she's a member of the original Michelon family 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1606 I told her not to use the new fabric softener. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1607 I know it looks awkward but at least it keeps her from scratching. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1608 Lucy? She's not the type to stick her neck out. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1609 They call it an air bag 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1610 The lady doth starch too much, me thinks. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
1611 Honestly, that is so last century.... 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1612 Strange, but I find it titillating. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1613 It's the Trump effect. 1.2200 0.05610 100 85 8 7
1614 She'd best not try it on a French beach. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
1615 The scarlet ruffle. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1616 She's being punished for excessive selfies. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1617 She's from Texas. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1618 She never catches a cold. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
1619 It keeps her from licking her stitches. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1620 Ruff around the edges, but she's actually a nice person underneath... 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1621 You just spin it when you have a cold. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1622 Things must be getting ruff at the palace! 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
1623 It's fashion week already ?! 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1624 I knowest not why Lady Hickey wears such a high collar 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
1625 It's the new weight loss fad. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1626 You should see the penalty HE got for necking. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1627 I gotta get one of those for my dog. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1628 Guess she's having a ruff day. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1629 Fashion victim for sure. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1630 I told you chokers be the next big thing. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1631 Her mother died on the gallows. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1632 You would never know she has a double chin. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1633 Why pray tell? Massive hickeyth tis the rumor about yonder trollop-wench. 1.2200 0.05610 100 85 8 7
1634 That’s as ruff as it gets. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1635 Just returned from Fashion Week. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1636 That's the new Elizabehemoth look. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1637 Not!... 'a fashion statement!' It's an air filter. 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
1638 Huge Packers fan. 1.2200 0.05610 100 85 8 7
1639 Too much starch for my tastes. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
1640 She got it at Victoria's Secret 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1641 Kinda makes me regret complaining about the yoga pants craz 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1642 I think it's a punishment for having oral sex. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
1643 Just go up and grab her by the puffy. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
1644 Its a chastity belt for her mouth. 1.2200 0.05610 100 85 8 7
1645 She's taken her suit against the ox cart driver up a notch. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1646 Why yes, I do. That is Lady Gag Gag. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1647 Check out those curves! 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1648 Yay, verily-- 'tis indeed YUGE. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
1649 Shakespeare's going to have a field day with this. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1650 Can you imagine the intricacies of her chastity belt! 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1651 Fashionable way to hide your braces. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1652 I asked Victoria, 'What's up with all the lace?', and she said, 'It's a secret'. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1653 She heard Donald Trump was on his way. 1.2200 0.05610 100 85 8 7
1654 It is a shame that our youth today have no sense of modesty. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
1655 Isn't she the one who works for Sir Duncan Donuts? 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1656 I told her it was the latest fashion in Paris. Our marriage has never been better. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1657 Scene from Shakespeare's lesser known early play, Much Ado About Ruffing 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1658 She's reinvented the wheel. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1659 That should keep her out of the stocks. 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
1660 Wow! I wonder what her chastity belt looks like. 1.2200 0.05610 100 85 8 7
1661 She's been wearing it since she shared a carriage with Sir Donald. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
1662 She's getting way too much ruffage. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1663 Billy, I think she likes it ruff. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1664 It keeps her from licking. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1665 I see that she had the operation. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1666 Allergies - it filters out the pollen. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1667 I think we can rule out putting her in the pillory. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1668 Bless her heart...Anne hasn't the faintest idea why Henry is trying to stretch her neck out. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1669 Must be bad air quality in the castle. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1670 The queen has been a little ruffled lately. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1671 Careful, I hear she's a ruff-neck. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1672 That's what happens when you want your cake and to eat it too. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1673 She's truly unapproachable. 1.2200 0.05610 100 85 8 7
1674 She is up to her nose in Haut couture. 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
1675 Is it just me or has Lady Kardashian gone too far. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
1676 Another woman-hating designer is on the loose. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1677 I hear the queen's composure is easily ruffled. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1678 Ah yes, the ruffled muffler. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1679 It's rumored that she has bad breath. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1680 She is a little stuck up, but it's great to have her along if you get a flat tire. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1681 She's the King's favorite at the moment, but its neck and neck 1.2200 0.05610 100 85 8 7
1682 She’s trying to hide a hickey from Squire Donald. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1683 I understand the concept of mystery, but there should be limits. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
1684 I think it's a radial 1.2200 0.05610 100 85 8 7
1685 Anyone who tells her that that's supposed to go under her skirt is going to be beheaded. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1686 Well, that's just frillvolous. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1687 Too racy for this time of day! 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1688 My Lord, it will confuse Henry's axeman, and doubles as a Thames flotation device. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1689 That is SOOOOO last year! 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1690 It's a chastity collar. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1691 So she doesn't chew out her stitches. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
1692 High neck, low brow. 1.2200 0.05610 100 85 8 7
1693 Helps keep her nose in the air. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1694 Great for power naps on long flights. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1695 That's nothing. You should see her hat collection! 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1696 Well, she doesn't get ruffled easily. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1697 It seems cruel, but we can't have her biting the stitches. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
1698 Believe me, she would not be my first choice. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1699 Methinks the shrew has been tamed. 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
1700 Is she making fun of us? 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1701 No, I didn't say she was ugly. I said she was ruff from the neck up. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
1702 I think I know how to stop your lordship's dog from biting himself! 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
1703 That's gotta be ruff. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1704 It's how she keeps her head above water. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
1705 Extreme whiplash? 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1706 I thought she was hotter before augmentation. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1707 Methinks the lady did protest too much. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1708 She seems especially ruffled this mroning. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1709 They call that style '50 shades of Lady Grey'. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
1710 She's had a ruff few days. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
1711 It's a HEPA filter for the plague. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1712 Nay, you can have your cake and wear it too? 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1713 She just won't let you get close to her' 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1714 Apparently it's all the rage in Transylvania. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
1715 I hear she has a foul mouth. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
1716 She concealeth a great hickey methinks 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1717 Leave it to Elizabeth to turn a neck brace into high fashion. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1718 Ugh! Another anti-guillotine wives lives matter activist! 1.2200 0.05610 100 85 8 7
1719 She's been complaining about having a stiff neck. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1720 Would it be anachronistic if I said it looked like an air filter for a '76 Plymouth? 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1721 She never should have jumped out of that cake. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1722 So that's where my auto-vac filter went! 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1723 The lady's ruff doth protrude too much, methinks 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
1724 Another hicky from the Duke. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1725 Ladies like that go for ruff sex. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1726 So sue me! My wife really loves Brie. 1.2178 0.05378 101 85 10 6
1727 I quite agree, Sir Donald. Any wench who flaunts a ruff of that magnitude must be inviting men to fondle her nether parts. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1728 Her outfit is breathtaking! 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1729 Still not enough punishment for that whole "Let them eat doughnuts" comment. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1730 She was licking her armpits raw. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1731 The bigger the ruff the harder they fall. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
1732 Someone took ‘high fashion’ a tad too literally. 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
1733 She's off to an interview with Donald Trump. 1.2178 0.05378 101 85 10 6
1734 If she were just a little more fashionable, we wouldn't have to look at her at all. 1.2178 0.05559 101 86 8 7
1735 They say she hardly ever gets ruffled. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
1736 She's going through a ruff time. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1737 She says she's ready to meet the executioner now. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
1738 Oh, that's Lady Baleen 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1739 What's she hiding in there? 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1740 I didn't think that "Let them eat cake" would become a fashion style. 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1741 Between you and me, it does make her neck look fat. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1742 She's a bit full of herself. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
1743 Perhaps fashionable AND functional sums up the post-Boleyn look? 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1744 "See, you can have your cake and wear it too." Frank Ryning, San Francisco, CA 1.2178 0.05559 101 86 8 7
1745 Her majesty's affordable health decree doth not include adequate whiplash coverage. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
1746 Don't ask. It's the result of a very complicated focus group discussion. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1747 I asked her to go for a roll in the hay. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1748 I'd heard that was a problem when those got wet. 1.2178 0.05378 101 85 10 6
1749 It's an oral chastity belt. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1750 Sometimes those Overstock items are not the bargain you'd hoped for. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1751 Angela and I raised her to be a white collar worker. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
1752 She's having her cake, and eating it, too. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1753 You should see her shoes. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1754 She's had a ruff life. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1755 Don't expect her to stick her neck out for you. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
1756 I've heard it grows on you. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1757 Let her eat cake. 1.2143 0.05475 98 83 9 6
1758 Ah yes, Lady Mellow of the Marsh. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1759 She's meeting Donald Trump for dinner. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1760 Ring around the collar 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
1761 I hear she's looking for a no-frills man. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1762 Never marry a woman who won't stick her neck out. 1.2143 0.05664 98 84 7 7
1763 Ugh, surrealism is so next century. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
1764 Methinks she did protest too much. 1.2143 0.05475 98 83 9 6
1765 When the king said, "heads will roll", he really meant it. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1766 No wonder woman can't voice their opinions. 1.2143 0.05664 98 84 7 7
1767 So that's where all my Reader's Digests went. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1768 Now I see why she doesn't use seat belts 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1769 Her husband made his fortune in gristmills. 1.2143 0.05475 98 83 9 6
1770 It's a reaction to Shakespeare trying to kiss her just because he's famous. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
1771 I hear she is married to Lord Gaga. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1772 The dentist says he can remove her braces in about two years. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1773 costly, yes; but it doth shut her up. 1.2143 0.05664 98 84 7 7
1774 The vet claims it usually works for nose-scratching problems. 1.2143 0.05475 98 83 9 6
1775 fashion victim 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
1776 Wow! They really have made the Elizabethan collar great again. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1777 Tis a brilliant ploy to divert attention from her height 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1778 It's just a placeholder until someone can invent seat belts and airbags. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1779 M'lady's looking rather ruff these days. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1780 I hear she's a compulsive nail biter. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1781 They say she's nineteen and never been kissed. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1782 It helps her keep a stiff upper lip! 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
1783 Guillotine protection 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
1784 She has taken a vowel of silence. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1785 Grab em by the ruff. You can do anything. 1.2143 0.05664 98 84 7 7
1786 it's a Texas collar 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
1787 It helps her avoid between-meal snacks. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
1788 Would you believe all you do is add water and POOF!! 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1789 It's just fashion week in Warwick. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1790 Voila! Marie Antoinette-proof is the latest fashion. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1791 Drat, no necking with Elizabeth this eve. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1792 She has her cake and is eating it too! 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
1793 Elizabeth sounds a little muffled. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1794 She was rear-endeth. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1795 She is a real diamond in the ruff 1.2143 0.05664 98 84 7 7
1796 I HEARD IT WAS A FOUR CARRIAGE REAR - ENDER. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1797 Her vet ran out of cones. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1798 Me liketh a big muff, I cannot lie... 1.2143 0.05475 98 83 9 6
1799 He calls it a muffler, I believe. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1800 she doesn't get ruffled easily. 1.2143 0.05847 98 85 5 8
1801 It's just until she heals. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1802 Methinks 'tis a chastity necklace 1.2143 0.05475 98 83 9 6
1803 Methinhks the lady doth protest to muff. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1804 I just know it lowers her insurance payments. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1805 Who ruffled her feathers? 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1806 Verily, methinks the lady doth claim whiplash too much. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1807 It's fashion week again ? 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1808 I think she's just been spayed ! 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
1809 It's the only way to keep her from chewing off her corset stays. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
1810 She grew weary of men telling her to smile. 1.2143 0.05475 98 83 9 6
1811 Methinks it's an improvement from the pantsuit. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1812 It keeps her from scratching. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
1813 Rumor has it that she’s really from Texas. 1.2143 0.05664 98 84 7 7
1814 Michelin is hoping to be remembered as a trendsetter. 1.2143 0.05475 98 83 9 6
1815 Methinks she did protest too much. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1816 The lady doth protest too much, me thinks. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
1817 Maybe we should bring back the scarlet letter. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1818 Methinks the empress's new clothes are only slightly less absurd than the emperor's. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1819 I believe she is the cake makers daughter! 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1820 Very sensitive about her chin. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
1821 The way she melds fashion and domestic protest is simply breathtaking. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1822 The king's offered her to the man who can remove her collar without hurting her nose! 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1823 My my--aren't we hot under the collar? 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1824 It keeps her from picking her nose 1.2143 0.05664 98 84 7 7
1825 Sofia is too easily ruffled. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1826 Styles have changed since I started running up and kissing them. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1827 Well that's one way to stay out of the stockades. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1828 Clearly the lady doth shop at Costco. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1829 She told me she wasn't happy with her lipstick this morning. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1830 I thought the collar was outrageous, but then I got a look at the bustle! 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1831 She's easily ruffled. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
1832 I hear she's easily ruffled. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
1833 Don't bother the Queen. Looks like she had a really ruff day. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1834 She was the only one not nodding off during Will's latest play. 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
1835 She is interning for Lord Clinton and her parents are no dummies. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1836 I hear she likes ruff sex. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
1837 So much for 'Off with her head.' 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
1838 I do say, how she survived that wagon mishap is beyond me. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1839 She's just back from London Fashion Week. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1840 At least it matches her socks. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1841 And I thought nothing could shut her up... 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1842 "She is so 17th century"! 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1843 That won't save her from Madame Guillotine. 1.2143 0.05475 98 83 9 6
1844 She's never been kissed. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
1845 Dont knock it,she's lost 6 pounds in one week.Better than the mutton tea diet! 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
1846 Too much yeast. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1847 Look Baxter! She made away with an entire layer of cake from the royal wedding! 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1848 She doth couture too much! 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1849 She's King Henry VIII's next Queen! 1.2136 0.05281 103 87 10 6
1850 One more layer would have done it. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1851 The royal eunuch dressmaker is quite a vengeful chap. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1852 She didst protest too much 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
1853 That's to prevent unwanted hugs 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1854 The princess still has a lot to learn about accessorizing.. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
1855 I think Princess Goodyear's new look might catch on. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1856 She feels bad about her neck. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1857 It helps to keep her vow of silence. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1858 She was in a terrible carriage accident! 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
1859 When I said more ruffles, I meant chips. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1860 She would not be allowed near the beach in France wearing that. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1861 That was cheaper than surgery for her goiter and double chin... 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1862 They sayest she had no filter. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1863 Turkey neck? What turkey neck? 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1864 Sleepwalking isn't her main problem. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1865 I like the muffling effect. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1866 It was designed by Mary Queen of Scots. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1867 Ring around the collar? 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1868 The Renaissance is so hot right now. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1869 That fair maiden is the Duchess of Hickey. 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
1870 Wow! Lizzy got implants! 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
1871 It's a shame really... two more inches of neck and she'd be a supermodel. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1872 Poor dear. but she sleep walks and was constantly walking into things. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1873 They say it was goiter, but of the most noble variety. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1874 She requested breathable fabric. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1875 It'll keep her from pulling out the stitches. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1876 Her surgeon says it'll keep her from licking. 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
1877 She gets the Shakespeare Channel. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1878 She is a diamond in the ruff. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1879 It keeps her from scratching. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1880 They won't let her eat cake. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1881 I hear she's had work done. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1882 Somebody teased her about having a double chin. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1883 Get thee to a tailor! 1.2121 0.05611 99 85 7 7
1884 Did you hear? She's suing Lars for whiplash! 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
1885 She was a former Miss Kingdom, and then His Majesty noticed that she developed a double chin. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1886 It could be a long day for the headsman. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1887 She said she doesn't feel safe anymore since the airbag recall. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1888 The stomach stapling didn't work so this is her last resort. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1889 I told her that a tuffet is for sitting but she has to be different. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1890 Thy lady is so hiding a hickey. 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
1891 Too much yeast. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1892 Ruff night? 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1893 She did always have an inflated opinion of herself. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1894 But, alas, not safe from Lord Donald. 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
1895 Apparently that is how she keeps a stiff upper lip. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1896 Patience. Three hundred years from now, Freud will explain the whole thing. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1897 After St. Crispin's Day!? Egads. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1898 I believe it has something to do with the dirty London air. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
1899 She was warned not to go swimming with that on. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1900 I think she's let fashion go to her head. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1901 Hickies 1.2121 0.05611 99 85 7 7
1902 You should see her try and eat soup. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1903 I heard they spent the whole night necking. 1.2121 0.05611 99 85 7 7
1904 When you're a burgemeester, they let you just walk up and grab 'em by the ruff. 1.2121 0.05611 99 85 7 7
1905 M'Lord, I don't believe she was amused by the hickey. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1906 I think it's called the oil filter dress 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1907 She doesn't say much but she's very nice. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1908 I hear it was made by Michelin. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
1909 She calls it a personal chastity moat. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1910 First came the mysterious sponge necklace...then came the rains. 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
1911 She's self-conscious about her neck, chin and mouth. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1912 Nasty woman. I hear she was condemned for jumping out of a cake. 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
1913 She's allergic to almost everything. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1914 I can't understand anything this younger generation says these days. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1915 Yes James, we can trust her to keep quiet. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1916 She broke through the glass ceiling. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1917 I hear she's a diamond in the ruff. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1918 She’s not just a fashion plate, she’s a table setting. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1919 I hear it's to keep her from biting.... 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1920 Apparently, she hath been talking the King's ear off. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1921 She's a little stiff necked for my taste. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1922 I think she's a little too sensitive about her double chin? 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1923 She sneezes and then it rotates an inch. 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
1924 She tells me it was easier when all she had to do was sew on a scarlet letter"A". 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1925 It puts a damper on our romantic life but at least she can't bite my head off. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1926 I don't know, she seems like a pain in the neck. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1927 Don't ask if it's her 'spare tire' 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1928 She really doesn't enjoy necking. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1929 Fashion really is its own stockade. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1930 I heard she's got a beard under there. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1931 All that just to cover a hickey? 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1932 She speaks no evil. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1933 It's an airbag for the guillotine. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1934 Lord Drumf must be paying a visit. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1935 She must have just been de-clawed. 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
1936 Forsooth, she doth ruffle my feathers and tickle my fancy. 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
1937 She must be having a ruff day. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1938 It keeps the King away. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1939 It's Lady Lovelace's chastity collar. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1940 And she hasn't even finished inflating it. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1941 Anne Boleyne could have avoided the gillotine with that! 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
1942 I'd like to see the guillotine get through that! 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1943 Perhaps I used too much starch 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1944 I do believe her husband may be on to something. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1945 We are clearly living in ruff times. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1946 Chap, How large of a hicky did you give the poor girl? 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1947 And methought the chastity belt a bother. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1948 I always said she was a bit stuffy. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1949 Just another day keeping up with Lady Kardashian. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1950 I heard her parents weren't happy with her new tattoo. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1951 Her father invented the straw. 1.2062 0.05471 97 83 8 6
1952 I begged her not to buy it in every color. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1953 She got rear-ended by a goat cart. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1954 Well it's better than that cone she used to wear. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1955 I get the distinct impression she doesn't have a high need for intimacy. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1956 She's having her cake and eating it, too. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
1957 Nay, nay, thinketh not upon her. She be not a fun date. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1958 It's been a rough year for her. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1959 Yes, but she gets so easily ruffled. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1960 They say she's lost eighteen pound in a week. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1961 There's a new chiropractor in town. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
1962 She's preparing for Sir Donald's visit. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1963 Rear ended, they say, by His Majesty's most formidable carriage. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1964 Enough, we get it--winter is coming 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1965 Nasty double chin. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1966 She hates hugging. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1967 Poor wench, she must be going through a ruff patch. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
1968 I get it that she's known as a visionary. But why does she keep saying this will eliminate the need for airbags? 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1969 I believe it's a walking angel food cake. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
1970 ....but it sure sounds like a harmonica. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1971 When they said Lady Violet was a diamond in the ruff, they really meant it. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
1972 That alone has changed the way people speak English forever. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1973 That must be some hickey! 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1974 You'd think that the Count would accompany Mrs. Dracula just once on her daily walks. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1975 Do you think she'd be frilled to meet us? 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1976 It will.stop her licking her wounds 1.2062 0.05471 97 83 8 6
1977 We recalled the carriages with airbags, now it seems our latest prototype doesn't work that well either. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1978 I told her not to order the extra-large. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1979 She must be American. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1980 You should see her dog's. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1981 Egads, the Scarlet Muff ! 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1982 Do you think we've taken this hipster thing a bit to far? 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1983 You just KNOW she's smirking at me. 1.2062 0.04129 97 77 20 0
1984 Get ready to witness pride coming before a fall. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1985 That's the latest; It's called the Trump-proof collar. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1986 Trump must be visiting again. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1987 She's practices oral celibacy. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
1988 She's terribly afraid of vampires. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1989 I can't get my dog to stop . . . Wait a minute. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1990 It's her entry for the Great British Bakeoff 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1991 It was designed specifically for Marie Antoinette. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1992 It's one of those high fashion plague filters 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
1993 And they make fun of our puffy shirts! 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1994 I'm told it's the Trump bumper, to fend off unwelcome advances. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1995 I told her she was overdoing the fabric stiffener. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
1996 With one motion it becomes a chastity belt! 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1997 She wanted to have her cake and eat it too. 1.2062 0.05471 97 83 8 6
1998 It's Kleenex. The flu's no fun at a Renaissance Festival. 1.2062 0.05471 97 83 8 6
1999 She claims it helps her sleep better on long stagecoach rides. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2000 As it turns out, you apparently CAN have your cake and eat it too... 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2001 Our village is trending anti-cleavage. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2002 Interestingly, she and her husband are both happier this way. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2003 It's amazing the lengths a woman will go to disguise a double chin. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2004 She's a little ruff around the edges. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
2005 Why, I ponder, doth my wonder grow fonder as yonder blonder launder doth asunder wander? 1.2062 0.05664 97 84 6 7
2006 It was a choice between shackles for her hands or a muffler for her mouth. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2007 Yes...and that's why they call her bunt cake Mary. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2008 Methinks that kissing her wouldst be ruff. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2009 Her father is a wheelwright. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2010 I think she's hiding a hickey. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2011 I don't know...maybe a bad breath filter? 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2012 It's called the Chastity Collar, but I think the idea needs some finessing. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
2013 She's one of those white-collar elites. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2014 She's going through a ruff patch. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2015 Brace yourself, winter is coming. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2016 Fleas. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2017 She kept licking the scratch. 1.2062 0.05471 97 83 8 6
2018 Her barrister doth say her whiplash be quite severe. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2019 The first one who says, 'Let her eat cake' gets beheaded! 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2020 I hear the designer was inspired by this year's political debates. 1.2062 0.05471 97 83 8 6
2021 That's the worst ring around the collar I've ever seen! 1.2062 0.05471 97 83 8 6
2022 She claims it's a serious horse and buggy whiplash injury. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2023 She's doing everything she can to stay away from carbohydrates. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2024 It's flu season in Williamsburg. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2025 She leads a ruff life. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
2026 It keeps her from scratching her ears. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2027 I have always said size doth matter 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2028 It's protection just in case Henry says 'Off with her head!' 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2029 We had to do something to stop her from gnawing at her stitches. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2030 She says it's all the rage in Transylvania. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2031 She's lucky. The king only collared her. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2032 I think it's a promise ring. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2033 She's ruff around the edges. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2034 Ring around the collar, ring around the collar. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2035 The chastity belt has upped its ante. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2036 She's sitting for her Rembrandt portrait today. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2037 It's also a neck pillow. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2038 Somebody's overcompensating. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2039 I dare say! Thy fair maiden hath worn it better than Lady Gaga! 1.2062 0.05471 97 83 8 6
2040 Methinks Kate would rather not! 1.2062 0.05471 97 83 8 6
2041 Doth the fair Lady Anne attempt to conceal a royal love bite? 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2042 She's ruffing it. 1.2062 0.05664 97 84 6 7
2043 She's such a nasty woman 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2044 "She thinks it's slimming". 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2045 It's the latest fashion...called the Bigly. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2046 Yes, it's the Nasty Woman collar. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2047 Call her a prude, and she gets all ruffled. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2048 I heard she's designing a bustle. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2049 I'd do anything to see what she's got under those ruffles.... 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2050 It must be ruff being queen. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2051 It's the Queen's new megamuff -- it staves off chills, discourages overeating, and keeps the King at arm's length. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2052 It's getting harder and harder to kiss them. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2053 Me think the lady doth play very hard to get. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2054 That must be the new chastity collar. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2055 King Henry wants to get rid of her, but the headsman says there's no way. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2056 It's a guillotine safety device. What do you think, will it really work? 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2057 When we were dating, we agreed to skip first base. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2058 There are consequences for being a nasty woman. 1.2041 0.05419 98 84 8 6
2059 Me thinks she be not loose. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2060 You have to admire her stiff upper lip. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2061 A fear of vampires, is the reason, I'm told. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2062 'The King threatened to behead her." 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2063 She needs to go easy on the yeast. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2064 Someone is trying to get Shakespeare's attention 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2065 It deflects unwanted kisses from propertied men. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2066 She asked for something that would take her breath away. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2067 she hates her new braces 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2068 I say, she gets ruffled rather easily. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2069 As if corsets don't make it difficult enough to breathe already. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2070 She said, she likes it during the flu season... 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2071 It's never been worn before but her attorney said it could triple her settlement. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2072 Without a well regulated fashion Militia, social order is doomed. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2073 She says it's a pillow for long carriage rides. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2074 Mayhaps because it hast a slimming effect. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2075 It is obviously a heavily muffled cry for help. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2076 Looks like a bad case of whiplash 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2077 In our age, not practical I say. But in the age of the red eye from Seattle, you will see its day has come. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2078 It's like a chastity belt for her mouth 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2079 Would you believe my dog's "cone of shame" started this new fashion trend? 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2080 She supersized it! 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2081 I designed it to protect her from the guillotine. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2082 She's trying to make her dog feel better about his surgery cone. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2083 I'd say she's certainly more than just a little ruff around the edges! 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2084 Someone call the fashion constable. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2085 It doubles as an air filter for her sinus infection. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2086 Don't mind her; she's from France. 1.2041 0.05419 98 84 8 6
2087 Ruff life. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2088 She takes Ruffing it to a whole new level 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2089 Oh, she will be very popular when dysentery hits the village. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2090 she is self conscious of her double chins. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2091 That's one way to shut her up 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2092 She'll have it on for 6 to 8 weeks. Texting while driving a horse and buggy is quite dangerous. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2093 Costco? 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2094 Do you think the role is going to her head 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2095 She claims it has changed her from a mezzo to a coloratura. 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2096 She heard that Lord Trump has been grabbing ladies by the pussy bow collar. 1.2020 0.05368 99 85 8 6
2097 I've never seen anyone who loves brie more! 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2098 Well, we won't be wasting any Tic Tacs on that! 1.2020 0.05368 99 85 8 6
2099 She doth hail from Ottoman. 1.2020 0.05368 99 85 8 6
2100 I don't know why, but looking at her makes me hungry for a big bag of potato chips... 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2101 She wouldn't stop chewing the sutures on her leg. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2102 There goes the ol' millstone and chain... 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2103 Bloody Hell Man. If you see something, say something. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2104 They had to put that collar on her because she kept chewing on her toe. 1.2000 0.05519 95 82 7 6
2105 I hear that they're now banned on the Riviera. 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2106 I hope this is just another fad. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2107 Vanity, thy name is woman. Hey, that's good, I should write that down. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2108 Looks like Catherine Howard learned something from King Henry's previous five wives. 1.2000 0.05519 95 82 7 6
2109 Wherefore doth m'lady weareth the cone of shame? 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2110 Not made for snuggling, no. But smuggling... 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2111 She's quite the catch. P235/75R15's are hard to come by these days. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2112 They are all the rage, it seems, the giant air filter. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2113 I think it's cholera. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2114 You should see her flourishes. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2115 It's actually an angel food cake. 1.2000 0.05519 95 82 7 6
2116 She says that it is the only way she can sleep on long coach rides. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2117 It's a bit formal for just going to the bakery, isn't it? 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2118 It was the only way to get her to stop licking her butt. 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2119 It slowly grows on you. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2120 It helps keep her nose up. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2121 Methinks t'is Lady Kardasian. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2122 The Farmer's Almanac predicts a cold winter. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2123 It offers ultrafiltration when traipsing through the misty moors. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2124 She is Jane, Jane of Goodyear 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2125 Now that I see the alternative, I think I prefer her scarlet A. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2126 She's always been sensitive about her facial hair. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2127 Collar?! I don't even know her! 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2128 I guess she landed in the ruff.... 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2129 It makes life easier for Lady Narcolepsy 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2130 There’s nothing so becomes a woman as modest stillness and humidity. 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2131 'She broke all ten commendents!' 1.2000 0.05519 95 82 7 6
2132 That way she can have her cake and eat it too. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2133 Anne Boleyn's estate owns the patent 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2134 We must have been in her blind spot. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2135 Forget it. I heard she only entertains gentleman collars. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2136 They say she has lips like Jagger. 1.2000 0.05519 95 82 7 6
2137 Her father caught her french kissing. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2138 She has an unfortunate chin. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2139 Methinks 'twill be a bitter cold winter. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2140 I heard the Apothecary ran out of mouthwash. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2141 I heard the “Princess” has a humongous Adam’s apple. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2142 The lady doth protest thy hickies too much, methinks. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2143 I say, young William Bush, I once forced a kiss upon that fair maiden over there. You can best believe I left her with the sweet memory of my power and a hint of tic-tacs as well. Why she dresses like that, I know not. Sad. 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2144 She has whiplash and went to see Dr. Versace. 1.2000 0.05519 95 82 7 6
2145 I hear she likes it ruff. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2146 I told her to stay out of the rain with it. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2147 She's clearly just going through a ruff patch. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2148 Pay attention! When women start wearing those, it means next winter's going to be a cold one. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2149 Women! Making things bigger to catch a man's eye. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2150 Dude, did you see her bare forehead? Outrageous! 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2151 Krispy Queen 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2152 It's for BREXIT whiplash. 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2153 It's a variation of the chastity belt. 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2154 Well, this way she can sleep standing up. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2155 All that to cover a pimple? 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2156 It apparently satisfies chastity, tidiness and safe-deposit needs. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2157 She looks so hot. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2158 I dare say, old bean, I do fear your 3D printer has run seriously amuck. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2159 Say what you will, I'm going to bet against this wife being hanged. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2160 The court orthodontist calls it braces. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2161 If women wanted the vote, we would hear them asking for it. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2162 Her personal injury attorney is also a graduate of Ringling Brothers Clown College. 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
2163 There's the lady visiting from the American Colonies. I dare say they do like things big over there, don't they. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2164 Me thinks the lady doth protested one time too much 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2165 That may well be thee most egregious fashion faux pas since the urban sombrero 1.1979 0.05465 96 83 7 6
2166 I am told it was designed by a chap named Hickey. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2167 It was the only way to make my lady stop biting her stitches. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2168 Show off. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2169 She's trying to avoid the guillotine! 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2170 She's not one to kiss and tell. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2171 It's really a cronut. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2172 She sure ruffles easily! 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2173 It's the new fad diet. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2174 Did she just call me a fompf? 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2175 The ruffkini swimsuit! Scandalous! 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2176 It looks big, but it's mostly just air. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2177 It's the latest style: the ruffle muffle. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2178 She started wearing it just before she passed the witch-dunking test. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2179 They're big in Europe. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2180 Remember? It's fashion week. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2181 Hideous birthmark, or double chin? 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2182 Well, she did tell them to eat cake. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2183 They say Her Royal Highness had it up to here! 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2184 The Queen is mute. Long live the Queen. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2185 Hush money. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2186 It turns out her new dressmaker gave up a lucrative and successful career as a veterinarian. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2187 Now THAT'S ruff. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2188 Id like to grab her by the poofy. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2189 Her ladies fashioned it to save face. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2190 It's the only way they could get her to stop picking her nose. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2191 Trust me: She doesn't go in for necking. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2192 Oh, she gives you that come hither look but no one can get to her." 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2193 Check it out Charlie! I think she likes you! 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2194 Apparently she has a business meeting with a Mister Trump 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2195 I want her to make a statement, I just don't want anyone to hear it. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2196 They are calling it "The Trump Effect". 1.1915 0.05511 94 82 6 6
2197 We've been giving each other the silent treatment. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2198 Ring around the collar, methinks. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2199 The King calls it a filter. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2200 It keeps her from licking her ass! 1.1915 0.05511 94 82 6 6
2201 Does the King really think that will quiet her down? 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2202 She's had a ruff life, William. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2203 My therapist suggested it, too... 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2204 She'll have to keep that on until the stitches come out 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2205 She swears it's the only way to travel stagecoach. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2206 Actually, all evidence suggests a non-airborne plague. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2207 One can always hope to find a diamond in the ruff. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2208 After her dream about Marie Antoinette, she had this designed. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2209 Who, pray tell, is Elizabeth's tailor? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2210 It's becoming a ruff neighborhood. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2211 I agree it's pretty extreme, but she doesn't scratch anymore. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2212 I do prefer the forms of torture where they're not allowed to stroll about. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2213 . . . and thus, I invented the Nag Elizabethan Collar to soothe my wearied ears. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2214 Things keep getting ruffer. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2215 I don't think it's a trend that's going to catch on. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2216 The 'guillotine-collar' offers both style and saturation. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2217 She shops at Cosco 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2218 I've heard she likes a bit of ruff. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2219 Man, that's ruff. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2220 I just do not see it catching on. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2221 She likes it ruff. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2222 She hates the kiss hello. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2223 Ye royal hickey is well concealed. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2224 Must be one heck of a hickey. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2225 Methinks Lady Melania doth consort with the evil Lord Huuge. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2226 Pray tell! Was that Lady Narcolepsy? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2227 It's a reaction to overstuffed codpieces. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2228 That's odd. When her husband left she was unruffled. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2229 She's got to be Henry's last wife. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2230 I hear that Montague boy left quite the mark on her neck." 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2231 She calls it the Trump repellent. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2232 You should see her prudish sister. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2233 It is a but much even if it isn't over the top. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2234 It seems as they get bigger, the marriages last longer. 1.1915 0.05511 94 82 6 6
2235 Aye, she'll have the sense to come in from the rain next time! 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2236 It's the new portable pillory with optional muffler. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2237 Methinks the lady doth add too much water. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2238 She's the local cake decorator. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2239 Must be a hell of a hickey. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2240 Extra hickey defence 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2241 The Queen said, "Let them eat cake," and my wife took her seriously. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2242 She appears to be growing into it. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2243 Methinks she goeth through a ruff time. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2244 I don't think it's real, though. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2245 She wouldn't stop practicing the flute! 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2246 Well old boy, I heard she had a stiff upper lip. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2247 With the latest fashions women are showing more and more skin. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2248 There goes Martha hiding a double chin, skinny neck and beard. Doesn't she know how ridiculous it makes her look? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2249 Milady's having a ruff time. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2250 That's ruff. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2251 Your Kleenex patent may need a little tweaking. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2252 I say, she's more than a little ruff around the edges these days. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2253 This will keep her quiet until the next fad. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2254 Thinks she's better than the Queen of England... 1.1915 0.05511 94 82 6 6
2255 Well, no one can kiss and tell! 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2256 Look out for that one, she likes to play ruff. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2257 She fell through her tuffet! 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2258 It looks like she's up to her neck in trouble. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2259 Methinks the lady doth protested too much. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2260 It's to keep her from scratching her ears. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2261 What exactly did she mean by 'mmff mmff mmff'? 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2262 It's a kissing guard. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2263 It came with her life insurance policy. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2264 Elitist. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2265 M'lady really likes it ruff. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2266 I don’t think she’s quite clear about how ‘cholera’ is transmitted. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2267 It's hard for a woman with a small ruffle to a be a 10. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2268 And yet, her demeanor is quite unruffled! 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2269 The King grew tired of her nagging. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2270 Princess Chia? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2271 She's a Yorkshire football fan. It's a Cheeseneck! 1.1915 0.05715 94 83 4 7
2272 We must find the genius who figured out how to muzzle a woman with her consent. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2273 I wonder if she wears it to bed ? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2274 I can't remember the last time I saw her smile. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2275 Behold! Those ankles! 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2276 She's in the doughnut hole. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2277 All collar no jewels 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2278 What happens in Rufford, Lancashire stays in Rufford Lancashire! 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2279 So much for "anything worth doing is worth over doing". 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2280 She looks nothing like her Tinder portrait. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2281 The King decreed that nasty women should filter their comments. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2282 I guess that's one way to cover up a hickey. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2283 She likes it because it looks good. I like it because she cannot speak! 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2284 She's too stiff-necked for me. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2285 Ugh. Hipsters. Am I right? 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2286 I hear she's having a ruff time. 1.1915 0.05511 94 82 6 6
2287 Do you think she heard us? 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2288 She certainly takes the cake. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2289 Isn't she breathless. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2290 Her Majesty realizes that King Henry's love for her might fade. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2291 Milady's laundress struggles with ring-around-the-collar. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2292 Princess Turtleneck left her life of royalty behind to become a fashion designer, but the early results are not inspiring. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2293 That's Henry the Eighth newest lady. Apparently she's taken to wearing a bit of protection. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2294 She considered a chastity belt but decided to trade comfort for efficiency. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2295 But what happens to the crumbs? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2296 She saideth it was her solution to Donaldeth Trumpeth groping at her neck parts! 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2297 I think she has taken haute couture a little too literally. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2298 My God. She must've been necking all night. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2299 Looks like she can't stop biting her nails... 1.1915 0.04080 94 76 18 0
2300 I heard it's because she spits when she talks... 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2301 But you told me that if I liked it then I should put a ring on it. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2302 That look is so 1837. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2303 It appears Lady Catherine has fallen into the donut hole phase of her health care plan. 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
2304 Aye, twas a mere whiplash she suffered as I recall. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2305 "She must be the new princess from Parma". 1.1848 0.05558 92 81 5 6
2306 I'd hate to be her executioner. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2307 The King caught her kissing a stable boy 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2308 My wife is a slave to fashion. Frankly, I think it makes her shoulders look a bit narrow. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2309 It's her fault. She never showed up for her final fitting. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2310 It's something called a HEPA filter. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2311 I heard Will gave her another hickey. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2312 Some have fashions thrust upon 'em. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2313 Fellatio wasn't even an option. 1.1848 0.05558 92 81 5 6
2314 A bit puffed up about herself if you ask me. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2315 The latest in anti-groping fashion. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2316 Nasty woman 1.1848 0.05769 92 82 3 7
2317 It's part of my "Fashion meets Chastity" collection. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2318 Certainly there are other ways to hide me lady's teeth. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2319 Say what you want about fashion trends, she'll be warmer than us this winter. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2320 When you're with her, avoid any pillow talk. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2321 Not real. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2322 Wish it were bigger, we can still see her face. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2323 Ruff life. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2324 It's the "I tried to express my opinion while men were talking" lace collar of shame. 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
2325 I think that she hopes it will prevent her from suffering the same fate as Marie Antoinette! 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
2326 Sure hope she has a good method for dealing with "ring around the collar"! 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2327 Clunky yes, but it keeps her from licking the Marigolds and Nettles! 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2328 She's on the South Thames diet. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2329 Ever since she started dating that HEPA filter inventor.... 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2330 I think it's some sort of defense mechanism. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2331 she's having lunch with one of the candidates 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
2332 That's haute couture for you. 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
2333 New fabric softener. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2334 As Sir Mixalot confessed, "I like big ruffs and I cannot lie!" 1.1848 0.05558 92 81 5 6
2335 "Whiplash"? 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2336 Nasty whiplash from a carriage crash. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2337 I hear she's suing the hangman. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2338 I think we're seeing peak ruffle. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2339 She fancies herself as upwardly mobile. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2340 Rumor has it her head tilts severely to the right when she removes that thing. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2341 Her Majesty believes it protects her against ruffians. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2342 Not lips so fair, I hear. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2343 So you can have your cake and eat it too! 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2344 My lady says she will wear it until she can fit into her summer corset 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2345 It's so she won't have to smell the rest of us. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2346 It's the new chastity belt. 1.1848 0.05558 92 81 5 6
2347 What did she say? 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2348 Regina's Elizabethan diet seems to be working. 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
2349 I haven't seen her around 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2350 The lady doth not protest enough, methinks. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2351 I guess she was serious when she said that size matters. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2352 Damn hipsters. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2353 New style chastity belt. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2354 You'd never guess that she was a no-frills kind of girl in high school. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2355 She's the big cheese around here. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2356 Do you think she's compensating for something? 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2357 She's blaming the humidity 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2358 It's ruff all around these days... 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2359 And that, my friend, is the sixty-four-thousand-collar question. 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
2360 Rough ruff. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2361 The executioner requested a pre-stretched neck. 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
2362 I hope Mr. Michelin comes up with a better idea than the hickey hider. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2363 It's a ruff life but it's her life. 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
2364 Ah! It's cholera. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2365 It's great for long carriage rides. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2366 My, isn't that Lady Kardafian! 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2367 It's from her wedding cake inspired collection. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2368 Let her eat cake! 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2369 Thank the Good Lord I was able to persuade her to leave her bonnet at home. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2370 At least the new fashion makes it so we we really can't hear what they're saying 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2371 I guess Robert was telling the truth about giving Elizabeth that hickey. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2372 She must be from the ruff side of town 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2373 Did she say, “Couture” or “Up yours”? 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2374 See they're wearing ruffles high this year. Pig prices are sure to fall. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2375 I just had a great idea - head cheese! 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2376 She has whiplash from the buggy accident. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2377 She's betrothed, and then some. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2378 I told you this was a ruff neighborhood. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2379 It's either part of her diet or an attempt to cap our family off at six. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2380 She’s dating Prince Hickey. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2381 It's called 'starch' - it'll never amount to anything 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2382 Our women are resorting to desperate measures to prevent Tonald Drump's advances... 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
2383 She's also sometimes called The No-Necking Queen. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2384 She claimed the King had groped her so, he built a wall around her mouth. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2385 Thanks, I designed it specifically to gag her, subjugate her, and keep her close to home, but, it also acts as a flotation device. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2386 She likes ruff sex. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2387 I heard she likes it ruff. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2388 Just look at her. I don't think so. 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
2389 Too much starch. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2390 Well, that's certainly one way to enforce the ol' "women should be seen, not heard" policy. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2391 She wishes to defend her personage from the advances of Sir Donald of Bigly. 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
2392 She really takes the cake! 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2393 In truth, ‘twas sewn as muzzle more than ruff. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2394 Oh my! She's having a ruff day, is she not? 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2395 Yeah I know it's silly and demeaning Carl, but it's all part of the Make Britain Great Again campaign. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2396 Well, that eliminates one fun option. 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
2397 I wonder how they would vote if we didn't keep them muffled? 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2398 Poor thing, she inherited the family double chin. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2399 So she doesn't scratch at it. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2400 I saw her orthodontist at AA last night. 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
2401 Have you heard any word she just said? 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2402 Leave her be. She's had a ruff week. 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
2403 Poor Elizabeth. She looks rather ruff today. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2404 Trump's wish come true! 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2405 I can only imagine how high her mattress is. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2406 Lady Trump hasn't had a word to say all week. 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
2407 She's trying NOT to make a statement. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2408 I belive that's the exciting new Mother-in-Law version, size small. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2409 She's a reluctant volunteer at this year's village festival Kissing Booth. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2410 Like I’m gonna go after her. Believe me, she would not be my first choice. That I can tell you. You don’t know. That would not be my first choice. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2411 Methinks I know not what she said either! 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2412 Just another example of her ' holier than thou' attitude. 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
2413 She's a diamond in the ruff. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2414 Her father insists on a chastity collar. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2415 She must be using a little too much of that new ring-around-the-collar detergent. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2416 She's cute, but she's a real stuffed shirt. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2417 Frankly, I think she should have stayed with the pussy bow. 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
2418 She's going through a ruff patch. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2419 I think they call it a spare tire. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2420 "New-rich"! 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2421 So who's going to tell her that's not how you eat a doughnut? 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2422 I think she should have gone with "Let them EAT cake ." 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2423 It's some sort of new chastity belt. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2424 No mixed signals there 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2425 That's what happens when you say a woman is going to be elected president some day. 1.1828 0.05284 93 81 7 5
2426 She's been rehearsing her roll. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2427 Whiplash from a tragic carriage ride. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2428 New protection for the Trump kiss? 1.1828 0.05284 93 81 7 5
2429 I don't want to sound sexist, but she's in over her head. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2430 We've found it's the easiest way to deal with a nasty woman. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2431 Yonder damsel wears Prada. 1.1828 0.05284 93 81 7 5
2432 Our King Henry has commanded Lady Catherine to meet him in his chambers for high tea. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2433 The French call it a droll de toilette. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2434 They're testing a kindler, gentler stock for the ruling class. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2435 Mayhaps she was inspired by her oil filter? 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2436 She's keeping her suitors at arms length 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2437 That is quite the infinity scarf. 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2438 I believe she said "Let them eat starch." 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2439 Inflatable ruffs -- just a fad! 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2440 It covers up her Mustache. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2441 She is the new model for Fyrestone 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2442 Yes, you're quite lucky she only bit your arm. 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2443 Charming girl but her breath could knock out a horse. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2444 I wonder what's gotten her so ruffled up? 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2445 Her portrait painter almost committed suicide 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2446 Remember when it was fashionable for those to be really small? 1.1809 0.05231 94 82 7 5
2447 He only bought it to shut her up. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2448 It was a choice - this or a chastity belt. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2449 I can make no statement, sir, about yon fair maiden, without being considered, in 200 years, insensitive as a pig. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2450 I hear she's suing for whiplash. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2451 That reminds me, I have to make an appointment to get Balthazar neutered. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2452 What will those folks at Tempur-Pedic think of next? 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2453 It's a chastity belt for her mouth. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2454 I have a great idea for my dog. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2455 Too many dryer sheets! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2456 It appears to be Trumpian in design -- haute couture keep-your-mouth-shut bondage. 1.1758 0.05321 91 80 6 5
2457 I told you she had a lot of ruff edges! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2458 Let them eat lace. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2459 She's fine now but our attorney suggested she wear it until we get the whiplash settlement. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2460 Last week she rode through town naked on a horse. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2461 I like her but she is kind of stiff-necked. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2462 I believe that’s Elizabeth is wearing her new chastity collar. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2463 I don't think you could kiss her even if you wanted to. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2464 She's what you'd call a 'diamond in the ruff' 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2465 A nasty woman, methinks. 1.1758 0.05321 91 80 6 5
2466 'Sooth! Ever since the first debate, she's been all ruff and no wimple! 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2467 She always has to one-up everybody. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2468 The princess appears unruffled. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2469 It's called the Air Filter collar, and I hear it's all the rage in Detroit. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2470 Methinks Lady Gwendolyn doth protect too much. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2471 The ruffled collar is back in a big way. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2472 I think a cake just ate her head. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2473 Sneezed! 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2474 She has it ruffer than most. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2475 Collar? I hardly know her! 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2476 She got it from Miss Muffet. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2477 Maybe sometimes more isn't better after all Alfred 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2478 What's a Green Bay Wisconsin? 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2479 I believe she got it at Costco. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2480 It’s a hard choice between allergies, fashion, and HEPA. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2481 Her name is Lady Gaga. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2482 It prevents her from scratching. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2483 She walks around all day with her head in a cloud. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2484 My oh my. Gimme a tic tac. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2485 Alas, milady doth tire of the boorish and unwanted advances of King Donald 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2486 Rough ruff? 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2487 Her new attire has really gone to her head. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2488 I say, her ruff doth runneth over. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2489 That's one way to cope with the executioner's axe. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2490 Must be Spring -- she took off the chains. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2491 how will Darwin explain that? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2492 Methinks I liked last fall's 'mini-ruff' trend much better. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2493 People say she's a nasty woman. 1.1758 0.05546 91 81 4 6
2494 She's been wearing that ever since Sir Donald moved to the manor house. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2495 It's a great idea but I don't think the airlines will allow it 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2496 Keeping up with the Tudors 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2497 She's had work 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2498 Now that is fashionable suffrage. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2499 If her father weren’t a squire she’d be in the stocks. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2500 I guess it works- she used to be 20 stone weight! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2501 Yes, I heard she likes it very ruff. 1.1758 0.05321 91 80 6 5
2502 What is she hiding? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2503 Talk about an over-reaction to a hickey. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2504 Henry has his eye on her. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2505 Methinks the lady has dressed too much. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2506 I shall swipeth right. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2507 I hear it's the latest in chastity accessories 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2508 They call that one "Ultra-Charmin" 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2509 If she sneezes that ain't gonna work 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2510 Don't you wanna grab her by the puffy? 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2511 And how's Muffy? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2512 It is her personal hub. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2513 It's supposed to project power and elegance, but its really a pain in the neck 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2514 She owns the new donut shop. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2515 Her false teeth have not come in yet. 1.1758 0.05321 91 80 6 5
2516 She has her cake and eats it too. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2517 It needs trimming! 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2518 She practices safe kissing! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2519 I mean come on, we get it, you're well off. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2520 She's suing the cart driver for whiplash injuries 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2521 It's humiliating, but it keeps her from scratching there. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2522 It's a new painless device to keep women from complaining. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2523 She's had a ruff life. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2524 Messy eater? 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2525 Check out the collar on that babe. 1.1758 0.05546 91 81 4 6
2526 Her father is a pastry chef 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2527 Lord Frawley is history, but the tattoo isn't. 1.1758 0.05321 91 80 6 5
2528 Me thinks the shrew has been tamed by her costumer. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2529 Allergies? 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2530 Me thinks she doth protest her double-chin too much! 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2531 Damned hipsters! 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2532 I think I heard her say, "No tongue shall Trumpeth my ruby lips." 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2533 They ran out of collars, so I just got her an air filter from Truck Depot. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2534 So look at her with her nose in the air! 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2535 It's one of those appearance-slimming techniques. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2536 Well that's one way to cover up her mole. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2537 It's not a fashion, it's a diet. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2538 She's English they use the metric system. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2539 There goes another life being consumed by fashion 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2540 Bad collar day. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2541 Is there a constrictor in her boa? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2542 It's a test model. We want to make sure it's safe for dogs. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2543 Not only is it fashionable, it makes her virtually injury proof. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2544 They're known as fashionistas. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2545 She's just come back from fashion week. 1.1758 0.05321 91 80 6 5
2546 Her husband couldn't take the accordion playing anymore. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2547 It fends off unwanted displays of affection. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2548 Poor Rembrandt, can you blame him for painting another self portrait? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2549 I guess she didn't wanna neck. 1.1758 0.05321 91 80 6 5
2550 Well, the lady's posture hath improved. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2551 No, I don't think it's the shoes. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2552 She got new braces. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2553 I fear these Cervical Calvinists. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2554 You have to hand it to old Michelin, his wife is always a la mode. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2555 What think you? Her personal injury lawyer doth straight dream on fees! 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2556 Nah, then she couldn't breathe. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2557 She's looking for 50 crowns for whiplash 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2558 I know it looks cruel but she mustn't bite her stitches, Ernest. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2559 Is she attached? 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2560 that's one way to shut her up 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2561 Rrrruff ruff! Now that is hot! 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2562 I hear that she's had a very ruff life. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2563 Apparently, she is a fan of Lady GaGa of Devonshire. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2564 I like a woman with a head on her shoulders! 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2565 That's carrying modesty at bit too far! 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2566 Methinks, it's much ado about fluffing. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2567 I heard she has it really ruff. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2568 I think it's one of them new French chastity belts. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2569 She's from Transylvania. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2570 It's less uncomfortable than a chastity belt. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2571 I heard she has a hickey. 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2572 It matches the lady's ego. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2573 Forsooth, her life is very ruff. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2574 All I said to her was to smile more. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2575 Otherwise, I would have to blow her dowery on bridge-work. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2576 They all say she's a roughneck. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2577 I understand she has a weak chin. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2578 She's being wearing it ever since she had a nightmare about some futuristic encounter with a rogue named Trump. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2579 A fine lady who keeps her nose to the grind stone. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2580 I'd call her 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2581 Strivers don't know when to stop. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2582 I hear she obtains her collars from an auto parts supplier. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2583 Gezundheit! 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2584 Who her? Why, that's Madame Axle. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2585 Three ply? Well that's a first. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2586 'twas a rather large hickey I gave m'lady last eve. 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2587 It's the latest fashion. A tire. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2588 She has lost a lot of weight since she started wearing that gastric bypass sleeve. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2589 Seems extreme, but I'm pretty sure her parents won't see the hickey she got last night. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2590 She's had a ruff life. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2591 There goest King Henry's betrothed. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2592 Obviously a great seamstress, but can she cook? 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2593 Does this collar make my butt look fat? 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2594 Some doth say that it filters the air which she doth breathe. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2595 Methinks the lady doth protest too much. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2596 She's just playing hard to get. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2597 Don't knock it, she makes a fortune on etsy. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2598 Showoff. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2599 Three centuries from now, that will inspire the air filter for internal combustion engines 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2600 Damned hipsters! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2601 It's the re-formation of the collar. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2602 Halitosis 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2603 The medium was a little snug. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2604 It's the only way she can maintain her stiff upper lip. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2605 It helps keep her nose in the air, I suppose. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2606 Nasty goiter. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2607 I heard it's made of 33,000 e-mails from the future. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2608 Maybe it's just me, but she seems a little more rough around the collar than usual. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2609 Too much ruffage, don't you think? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2610 I believe that is the new "let them eat cake" look. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2611 Everyone knows "sandwich" came from the Earl of Sandwich, but few know the origins of the "fluffernutter" sandwich. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2612 It must be quite a challenge during allergy season. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2613 I guess it's better than being locked up in a padded cell. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2614 I hope she doesn't have to sneeze. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2615 Wow that must be ruff! 1.1758 0.05321 91 80 6 5
2616 Seasonal allergies. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2617 Certainly too much yeast 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2618 Check out the Folio on that one. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2619 The style is too Dutch - almost Gouda-esque 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2620 I hear the newer models are called "CPAPs". 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2621 She's really a beauty, but getting close is ruff. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2622 At least I think that's the girl with the pearl earring. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2623 She's Italian royalty you know, it's her fall wheel of Parmigiano-Reggiano. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2624 It's a beheading protector. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2625 It's French. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2626 Must be ruff. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2627 I can never understand fashion 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2628 She used to be known as "The Gentle Queen", but she's all ruff now... 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2629 If it makes our leaders talk less and listen more, I'm for it. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2630 I knew Elizabeth I, and I can tell you, she is no Elizabeth I. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2631 Aye, but she doth ruffle easily. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2632 She's never been kissed. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2633 Hath the princess been neutered?! 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2634 Princess or no princess, I say she's too ruff around the edges. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2635 She's overcompensating. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2636 She got collared for embezzlement. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2637 Buck Teeth I Bet 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2638 Not be much in the way of kissing for that lass 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2639 She had too many opinions on woman's rights 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2640 Methinks its called a chastity collar.... 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2641 She does not want Trump kissing her! 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2642 Give me a TicTac. I'm going in! 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2643 I say marry her. Look at all the money you'll save on Kleenex. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2644 It keeps her from gnawing at her stitches. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2645 It was her mother's idea. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2646 Her father found a way of discouraging kissing on the sly. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2647 The A was quite enough.This is over the top! 1.1739 0.05266 92 81 6 5
2648 I'd hate to see the goiter! 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2649 Talk about overcompensation. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2650 It appears that Costco's selling ruffs now. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2651 They say it's a hanging offense, but I'm not clear exactly how that works... 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2652 Apparently it's the newest fad...it's way better than those hoodies. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2653 She's a big wheel about town. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2654 She said she wanted no frills, but the tailor gave her mo' frills. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2655 Laryngitis. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2656 Methinks we are in for tuffet times. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2657 I miss those olde days when milady used to protest too much... 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2658 So it's true Henry proposed again! 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2659 Cleaning that thing must be pretty ruff 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2660 She Supersized it. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2661 She hasn't been the same since the cleaners started using starch. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2662 Hickeys? 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2663 She's originally from Green Bay, Wisconsin. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2664 Wow..... She must really like Charmin 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2665 Verily, it is getting to be cold sore season. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2666 This way she won't be able to chew on her stitches. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2667 Too little, too late for Marie Antoinette. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2668 It's called the Mouth Trump; they make Nasty Women wear them now. 1.1685 0.05357 89 79 5 5
2669 Look at her. I don't think so. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2670 Her true prince will be able to kiss her. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2671 My hope is that over time they will perfect this Botox. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2672 We only wish her vow of silence were somehow quieter. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2673 She is saving her first kiss for her knight in shining armor. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2674 She's giving me the royal silent treatment. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2675 In past years her bite was worse than her bark. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2676 that's one way protect your maidenhead 1.1685 0.05357 89 79 5 5
2677 It's how his highness keeps his mistresses thin. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2678 Even The Donald was unable to kiss her. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2679 I prefer a more conservative look. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2680 Turtlenecks were one thing. But this attempt to hide turkey neck goes way too far. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2681 Her Majesty is trying out a new diet. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2682 I wouldn't want to be behind her in the airport security line! 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2683 William! A Tic Tac forthwith, for I'll wager I can grab her by the ruff! 1.1685 0.05357 89 79 5 5
2684 It's only a rough draft. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2685 They say it allows her to nap while walking. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2686 Silence is golden 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2687 She was complaining about her purity belt night and day. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2688 Maybe she got tired of us telling her to smile. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2689 So she doesn't scratch her ears. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2690 She's been reading that Nora Ephron book. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2691 The King was tired of her nagging. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2692 Someone finally put a ring around Rosie. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2693 I've seen women wearing similar things to the Trump rallies. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2694 Methinks this is white-collar crime. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2695 She got caught necking again! 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2696 Take it easy on her. She's having a ruff day. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2697 It's allowed in the pre-nup with King Henry. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2698 I see Krispy Kreme has opened up ! 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2699 Recently, she's been a little uptight. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2700 That's gotta be ruff. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2701 She ain't no collar back girl. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2702 "it is my invention, It's called a Chatterterly Belt. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2703 She likes to play ruff. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2704 Her grandma knits her one every year for Christmas. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2705 Shakespeare's costume designers loved practical jokes. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2706 It's to keep her from biting her rings. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2707 She's in the top one-percent. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2708 A bit much just to hide a double chin. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2709 It was her father's idea after she told off the last suitor. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2710 This gives a whole new meaning to "hot around the collar"! 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2711 She ruffled too many feathers. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2712 She probably bought it at COSTCO 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2713 She wears that stupid thing whenever we have a big disagreement. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2714 It's something called a Tempur-Pedic. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2715 World's first recorded wardrobe malfunction 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2716 Seriously? She threw her neck out yet again? 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2717 She's already eaten her way through one collar. 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
2718 I'm quite torn between founding women's liberation and letting history play itself out. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2719 Did you hear? Another giant Gouda's gone missing from the dairy. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2720 She is invited for dinner to Trump Abbey. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2721 What do you think? Fashion leader or wacko? 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2722 It's a combination chastity enforcer and silencer. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2723 Yeh, she likes to keep her head on straight. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2724 I find it somewhat less objectionable than her husband's codpiece. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2725 You know what they say Nigel. Women who wear big collars are compensating for having small vaginas. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2726 I don't know, something tells me she's a little ruff around the edges. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2727 It's the new expandable line 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2728 Whiplash. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2729 She doesn't realize it's a cheese wheel. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2730 Don't bother with the Tic-Tacs. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2731 Does size matter? 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2732 What it lacks in aesthetic appeal it more than makes up in lifesaving capacity. 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
2733 She's Transylvanian. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2734 I never imagined I would miss the pillory. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2735 I think we're in a bubble. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2736 It's the latest diet fad. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2737 Why got her so ruffled up? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2738 I'm reserving judgment on the fashion, but I think I've solved the problem of how to grind our wheat. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2739 look at that rack 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
2740 Don't even think about it, man. The word around the village is that she gets ruffled pretty easily. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2741 I think it's a new style they're working on called a turtle neck. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2742 She can get away with sleeping on the job. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2743 T'was the only way we could stop her gossiping. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2744 But is it really fashion forward? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2745 I suppose that's what one get for talking too much. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2746 It's a Trump buffer. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2747 I find it tasteless, but then again, I'm not the one tasting it... 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2748 It was either a chastity belt or a mouth guard. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2749 I'd say ring around the collar! 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2750 Hickies. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2751 Did she say she's miffed or muffed? 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2752 They say Lady Ann's new dieting technique may have merit. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2753 I almost forgot: there's a hockey game tonight! 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2754 It must be ruff. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2755 It could be worse. Have you ever had a wedgie? 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2756 Such a nasty woman. 1.1685 0.05357 89 79 5 5
2757 Call me crazy, but for some reason, I've always been turned off when a woman wears a tiara on her birthday. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2758 Her lawyer told her to wear it whenever she goes out, she's claiming she was rear-ended. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2759 There's something rotten in the state of Denmark, but she doesn't smell it. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2760 I hear this is the latest cure for Elizabethan halitosis. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2761 You say it was banned by the French court? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2762 She must be really noble. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2763 She dared to wear a frock that showed her neck! 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2764 She used to say she could never be ruffled. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2765 It's much like a chastity belt. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2766 There goes Hildegard von Hikky. Her grandfather invented the chastity collar. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2767 Just smile and nod. Try not to be judgey 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2768 I'm glad elevators have yet to be invented. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2769 She only wears it around Sir Trump 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2770 I think it's to keep her from eating cake. 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
2771 What do you think she's compensating for? 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2772 A princess maybe, but she's ruff around the edges. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2773 She mistakenly dried it on the air fluff setting 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2774 Quite proper way to dress for your guillotine execution. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2775 It's hickey prevention month. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2776 I can't help but think of Ye Krispy Kreme when I see her. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2777 'Tis truly a rough time to be fashion forward. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2778 She says it's from Ye Olde Costco. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2779 In Victorian London, it was a common wedding tradition for the bride to eat her way out of the cake. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2780 I always liked big ruffs, but I thought I was the only one. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2781 Bet she's a red neck. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2782 It's 3-ply. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2783 Looks like we're in for a ruff winter. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2784 So, your saying it prevents her from scratching the stitches out? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2785 She doesn't neck well. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2786 Designing it to cover her mouth was pure genius. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2787 Her highness truly is a diamond in the ruff! 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2788 Methinks the ruff doth protest too much. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2789 I hear Bill Shakespeare's last play was a disaster but the audience went mad for the costumes. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2790 Even if you wanted to, you might not be able to land a kiss. 1.1685 0.05357 89 79 5 5
2791 I Googled it too. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2792 I wonder who's kissing her now... 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2793 It's the newest thing. A chastity cheese wheel. 1.1685 0.05357 89 79 5 5
2794 I think it's to cover up a tattoo. 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
2795 Donald won. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2796 I expect Shakespeare will be all over this. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2797 Fashion forward can be stifling. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2798 It's all the rage now with Henry VIII on the throne — sort of an anti-execution version of the chastity belt. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2799 It's a retro look...from the Ottoman Empire. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2800 Can't Trump that one. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2801 She says it's all the rage in Versailles, but I know she wears it every Taco Tuesday. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2802 She'll have to keep a stiff upper lip. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2803 She's too ruff for me. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2804 She said she was going to a Halloween party at the Trump's. 1.1685 0.05357 89 79 5 5
2805 She looks tired. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2806 I don't know what it was I said, but she just went off in a ruff! 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2807 The Fashion Police arrested her for ripping off Lady GaGa. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2808 She bet she could wear her cake and eat it too. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2809 It can't be good -- her physician recommended less starch. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2810 Me thinks she wears it to hide her hickeys. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2811 I don't much care for competitive ruff necks 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2812 I hear there's been a massive recall on those Takata Ruffs. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2813 Perhaps she protested too much. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2814 They say milady is heir to a donut fortune. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2815 She has to use very long chop sticks!" 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2816 It's limburger. If she can eat her way through that she deserves to be freed. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2817 She's having a ruff day. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2818 Her doctor doesn't want her to scratch her ears. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2819 She’s trying to lose a few pounds. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2820 It's all the rage in Portland. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2821 She's the only girl in town with a chastity belt and also one for her lips! 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2822 It prevents unwanted kisses 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2823 He wouldn't even need the tic-tacs. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2824 Some new weight loss thing, I suppose. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2825 Got any supersize Tic Tacs on you? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2826 At least it shut her up. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2827 She's an Elizabethan ruffled spouse. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2828 Aye, she's as lovely as a partridge who's swallowed a cheesewheel. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2829 She doth look like a real ringer, William. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2830 My house has never been more at peace. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2831 She's never bothered with ruff drafts! 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2832 I HOPE SHE DOSEN'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH RING AROUND THE COLLAR. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2833 It's some back to nature fashion statement. You count the layers on her collar and that's how old she is. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2834 These are ruff times for women. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2835 We thought casual Fridays would lighten things up a bit. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2836 She has a serious drooling problem. 1.1685 0.05357 89 79 5 5
2837 The condo association asked her to wear that when she's doing her opera practice. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2838 I didn't realize she's a Packers fan. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2839 Says she's been in it ever since she was a Michelin baby. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2840 Mary, Queen of Scots, wore it better. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2841 Her sister wears a traditional chastity belt, but due to her oral fixations they fitted her with a chastity choker instead. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2842 Hi Phyllis, perhaps you can use some soap to get rid of that ring around the collar. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2843 I was told that she adores sponge cake. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2844 It was either that or the stocks. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2845 She thinks she's the big cheese. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2846 Remember when necking was a verb? 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2847 She's trying hard to preserve her marriage with Henry. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2848 Rough ruff! 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2849 It's all the rage now. They call it the wheel of cheese look. 1.1667 0.05059 90 79 7 4
2850 I think she went a little over board for the Renaissance Fair. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
2851 M'lady says she needed a new muffler to pass inspection. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2852 Poor thing. I hear she suffers from narcolepsy. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2853 It's so she won't lick her stitches. 1.1667 0.05300 90 80 5 5
2854 The double chin surgery didn't go well 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2855 Lane Bryant. 1.1667 0.05059 90 79 7 4
2856 What's she so ruffled up about? 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2857 She filed a restraining ruffle. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2858 Elizabeth has so much more confidence ever since she got ruff enhancement. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2859 Don't bother. She's ruffly unapproachable. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2860 She's inciting locker room talk again. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
2861 Unfortunately the crowd heard her say, "Eat Cake" when actually she said, "Wear Cake". 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2862 She just had surgery on her hind quarters. 1.1667 0.05059 90 79 7 4
2863 Looks like someone really ruffed her up! 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
2864 Don't say anything. She's had a ruff time. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
2865 Rumor has it she's suing the town dentist. 1.1667 0.05300 90 80 5 5
2866 I'd say that's an awfully unfortunate case of ring around the collar. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
2867 Dost thou have a Tic Tac? 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2868 Looks like the Marquis de Hickez is visiting 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2869 There she goes again with her "rufflier than thou" attitude. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2870 I think she used too much fabric softener! 1.1667 0.05300 90 80 5 5
2871 "It's a High Elizabethan Particulate Accoutrement" though some just call it a HEPA 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2872 He assured me that with this contraption, a woman will NEVER become President. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2873 Could it be true that women are not the weaker sex? 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2874 It's a diet strategy." 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2875 Project runway... 1.1667 0.05059 90 79 7 4
2876 That's rough! 1.1667 0.05059 90 79 7 4
2877 Her portrait artist just gave up. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
2878 Now when she speaketh, I don't have to listeneth.... 1.1667 0.05059 90 79 7 4
2879 Methinks the lady doth keep predatory males at bay. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2880 She has a reputation for speaking off the cuff. 1.1667 0.05300 90 80 5 5
2881 If she wore a muff, with the ruff, it would really be tuff. 1.1667 0.05059 90 79 7 4
2882 She's had a very ruff life. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2883 . . . there's many a slip 'twixt the ruff and the lip. 1.1667 0.05059 90 79 7 4
2884 The fair maiden disliketh my hickeys. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2885 Supposedly it prevents her from biting thy nails. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
2886 "I don't know,looks a little 'ruff' around the edges". 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2887 Cut her some slack. She's had a really ruff day. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2888 Mid-evil whip lash ! 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2889 If it doesn't work out, the King feels assured heads will roll. 1.1648 0.05006 91 80 7 4
2890 She took a bow of silence. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2891 Well, it's not a corset. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2892 Rough times 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2893 Annie was instantly recognised by her catch-fraise 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2894 I must say, chap, that it would be quite marvelous to engage in a roll in the hay with that lassie. 1.1591 0.05082 88 78 6 4
2895 No, leave her be. She's had a ruff morning. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2896 She'd be a fair wench if only she had a chin. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2897 To test her willpower they made it out of spongecake! 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2898 Do you think the carpet matches the collar? 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2899 It's been ruff for her all along 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2900 Even her goiter is perfect! 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2901 I think she's had a ruff week. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2902 Chastity? 1.1591 0.05333 88 79 4 5
2903 Bad day at the vet. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2904 Because chastity comes from the head, she said. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2905 She told her dressmaker she wanted to fit into a smaller size next month. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2906 It's the new weight loss fad. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2907 I told Mary to try and save her own neck but....? 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2908 Poor Kate. She's never been kissed. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2909 Poor girl, Amazon sent the wrong size. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
2910 She's yet another Boleyn girl. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2911 They're super sizing everything these days. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
2912 It was the only way to stop her from talking. 1.1591 0.05082 88 78 6 4
2913 A chastity belt I understand, but why a mouth guard? 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2914 She's had a ruff week. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2915 Yee, that's Lady Milstone, she'll grind you up. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2916 Gesundheit. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2917 It's amazing what they can do to disguise goiters nowadays. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2918 It's one size fits all. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
2919 The real problems arise when she inhales. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2920 I keep telling her to wash it in hot water. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2921 I must say--I'm not a big fan of the HEPA ruff. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2922 No, I did not give her a hickey. 1.1591 0.05082 88 78 6 4
2923 I hear she plays ruff. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2924 It's that new ruffage diet. 1.1591 0.05082 88 78 6 4
2925 If you see something, say something. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2926 I heard they call that one the "Anne Boleyn." 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
2927 That must be the Head Cheese 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2928 The fellows say she's a bit ruff around the edges, but loves a good time. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2929 That's Lady Filtrina from the House of Fram. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2930 Poor girl, she's got extreme ring around the collar 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2931 Scotland Yard collared her yesterday; it's caused quite the groundswell 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2932 She does tend to overdo. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2933 The Capulet's are still not letting Juliet speak to that Montague boy. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2934 Her husband felt the lady doth protest too much, methinks. 1.1591 0.05082 88 78 6 4
2935 She tends to over do things sometimes! 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2936 I say she needs to cut down on the starch? 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
2937 She's irreproachable! 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2938 Her horoscope said "Ruff times ahead." She thought it was a misspelling. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2939 Tis the fashion, and it sucks. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2940 It replaces her chastity belt. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2941 The higher the ruff, the closer to God. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2942 Take heed, thy lady has a cold sore. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2943 That's how queens attempt to stay virgin. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2944 It was designed by Donald Trump. 1.1591 0.05082 88 78 6 4
2945 Her father calls it the full-court dress. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2946 She said, "Concussion protocol," whatever that is. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
2947 Evidently she's tired of rich braggarts grabbing her cheeks. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2948 She hasn't had a cough since she got it. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2949 'Tis pity she's a bore 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2950 Methinks the pussy ruff has runs its course. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2951 The police collared her, you say? 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2952 She's interviewing Donald Trump today.... 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2953 Apparently, she went to her veterinarian for some minor surgery, and he was out of cones. 1.1591 0.05082 88 78 6 4
2954 I think she is hiding something. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2955 I hear she just had surgery. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2956 And this is a designer chastity collar. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2957 Methinks she did protest too much. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2958 Yes, she's wealthy, but think about what you'd be marrying into. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2959 She has a flea problem, you know. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2960 Talk about spare tires 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2961 I believe she used too much starch. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2962 Lady Aycee Delco filters us commoners out. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2963 Even her collar has gone to her head. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2964 Gwendolyn is wearing one of those new surround sound things 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2965 I just don't understand kids these days. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2966 That ought to keep her quite for awhile 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2967 O Juliet, Juliet! wherefore art thou Juliet? 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2968 There goes Madame Goodyear trying to reinvent the wheel. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2969 It's a truffle. 1.1591 0.05082 88 78 6 4
2970 My lady's chiropractor also dabbles in women's fashion. 1.1591 0.05082 88 78 6 4
2971 She's a see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil kind of person. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2972 There's Cordelia Takata with her new invention, She calls it an 'airbag.' 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2973 It looks like she found a way to hide her goiter. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2974 Shall we call it "A DICKEY" 1.1591 0.05082 88 78 6 4
2975 That reminds me, I've got to pick up an angel food cake at the bakery. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2976 She was a finalist in the Great British Baking show, and it went to her head! 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2977 I get that she's marrying Henry VIII but does she maybe overestimate the power of ruffles? 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2978 Hideous, agreed, but incontestably effective at reducing weight. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2979 Her husband is a man of little trust. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2980 It's ruff to be Queen. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2981 It does wonders for her personality.. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2982 Only when she drools. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2983 Ironically, it was a no-frills way to get her to stop gossiping! 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2984 At the risk of being Puritanically incorrect, I find her comely. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2985 Looks like a Michelin promotion to me. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2986 She must be having a ruff day. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2987 Henry simply can't resist a long neck . 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2988 Wonder who ruffed her up? 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2989 I told you period collars are big this season. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2990 Likes like Anne Boleyn is expecting trouble. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2991 Geezzz...how many hickies did "The Don" giver her? R. Parker Charlevoix MI 1.1591 0.05082 88 78 6 4
2992 She's the Queen of Cheese. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2993 "it's a fairly new designer...B.F. Goodrich. Rolling out her new line of tubeless "attire". 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2994 She can be a royal showoff. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2995 Did you see what Will Shakespeare wrote on the privy wall? 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2996 Oh my goodness, I have a craving for a crumpet. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2997 It was on sale! 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2998 She gets a little hot under the collar when you bring up the election. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2999 Her dressmaker badly wanted to ring her neck. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3000 She's wearing the collar of shame. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3001 That's to keep her from licking her stitches. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3002 I heard she had a nasty habit of picking her nose. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3003 Is she going to eat the entire cheese cake, 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3004 I think she's on that new textile diet. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3005 Well at least she hasn't chewed on her elbow in weeks. 1.1591 0.05082 88 78 6 4
3006 THERE - NOW SHE WON'T PICK HER NOSE ANYMORE! 1.1591 0.05082 88 78 6 4
3007 An she called me a ruffian. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3008 Apparently it prevent cads from stealing kisses. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3009 Let her eat cake! 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3010 I hear she's having a ruff time.... 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3011 Many a suitor has tried, in vain, to kiss yonder lass. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3012 Forsooth, I could never woo a Packers fan. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3013 It's the latest fashion - a bariatric collar. 1.1591 0.05333 88 79 4 5
3014 'It's pastry actually.' 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3015 They do that so she won't bite her stitches. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3016 I heard she is self-conscious about her neckline. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3017 Jacob's really expanded the new collection 1.1591 0.05082 88 78 6 4
3018 Well, it's certainly helped her lose weight. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3019 I'm not quite sure what's different about her either. Maybe she's highlighted her hair? 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3020 She's always had a fear of vampires. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3021 She's got a bad case of hickeyfobia. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3022 Hark! She's wearing the kissing bandit defense system. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3023 Me thinketh our Lady hath become full of herself 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3024 She has to protect her neck if she is to break the glass ceiling head-on. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3025 What sayeth thee: wilt her tongue be now tieth? 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3026 Why yes, I had that dress made special for her. It keeps her from talking! 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3027 It was one hell f a whiplash. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3028 It's a chastity ruff. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3029 Wonder how long she's had that pineapple stuck in her teeth. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3030 Yond mistress? I believe she is the wife of Lord Gaga. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3031 She looks a bit ruff this morning. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3032 Yes, new and exciting- but either you have the chin for it or you don’t. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3033 There's a method in her madness. If I could only figure it out. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3034 She doesn't yak as much since her husband became a clothing designer. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3035 It can be used as a flotation device when she makes the plunge. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3036 Verily, I advised her not to purchase a chia collar, to no avail. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3037 She has only a ruff idea when it comes to fashion. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3038 A most compleat lady. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3039 They say if you give her a nickel, she'll let you see her chin. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3040 Methinks her Botoxe doth no longer werke. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3041 She used to be so nice until she got that ruff edge to her 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3042 Too much starch. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3043 That's one way to stop celebrities from kissing you. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3044 Gadzooks, a wench who welcomes obscene collars! 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3045 Public humiliation or that new Elizabethan Diet? 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3046 Yes, her father owns the mill. How did you guess? 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3047 One thing I'll say for Queen Catherine - she makes more sensible wardrobe choices than Anne Boleyn. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3048 She's more than a little ruff around the edges. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3049 I hear she likes it ruff. 1.1591 0.05082 88 78 6 4
3050 I guess his highness must be away. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3051 The queen insisted on a collar to hide her neck waddle 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3052 I hear tell the Lady has a mark called a hickey. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3053 I told her that hat would be far too heavy for her head. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3054 Her husband insisted. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
3055 "She always did like her comfort zone"! 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3056 She never liked to stick her neck out. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3057 Yet another nasty woman. 1.1591 0.05082 88 78 6 4
3058 Her fashion sense stands head and shoulders above the rest. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3059 It keeps her from scratching her ears. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3060 Methinks Lady FRAM doth carry brand loyalty too far. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3061 She should've used more starch. 1.1591 0.05082 88 78 6 4
3062 She fell over yesterday. Fetched up against the portcullis. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3063 She's a remarkable woman, but it's hard to get her to speak her mind. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3064 IT'S ONE OF THOSE NEW SLEEP WHILE YOU WALK PILLOWS. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3065 Indeed, it appears the royal tailor succeeded in designing a gown to silence that nasty woman. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3066 Looks like she's had a ruff day. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3067 She's making a fashion statement, but I think she's in over her head! 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3068 Word is, she likes it ruff. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3069 She's definitely not into oral sex. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3070 It's a Shakespearean burqa. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3071 It's a filter. She has to wear it until after November 8th. 1.1591 0.05082 88 78 6 4
3072 The fair lady yonder shall be trending in a fortnight. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3073 Designer surgery cone. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3074 I don't know. She said it's an airbag. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3075 She's going through a particularly ruff patch. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
3076 Well, something has her all ruffled. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3077 Apparently, Her Highness awakened with a royal pain in the neck. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3078 Milady wishes to be alone, I perceive... 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3079 We've hit peak ruff 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
3080 Cornipes and cocklaurels, squire! That's a fetching ruffle. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3081 Those Shakespeare hickeys are getting bigger. 1.1591 0.05082 88 78 6 4
3082 It's that new diet thing everybody's raving about. 1.1591 0.05082 88 78 6 4
3083 It was all the rage at the Paris Fashion Show. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3084 She mistakenly switched the starch box with the yeast box. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3085 She is an heiress who's ancestors invented the wheel. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3086 Long live the Queen but, verily, a new tailor doth she need. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3087 She is a diamond in the ruff 1.1591 0.05082 88 78 6 4
3088 She's always been ahead of her time. So...17th century! 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
3089 She's laboured long to alert the local gentry of her ability to lend both style and balance to both keeping her cake and eating it too! 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3090 I can't tell...did she say "Merry Me" or "Marry Me"? 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3091 She's got a great head on her shoulders. Did you know this is her third march to the scaffold? 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3092 She's a crank collar. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
3093 Wow. These upper class women aren't taking any chances since that whole Marie Antoinette thing. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3094 Her doctor advised more roughage. Who's gonna tell her-- you or me? 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3095 I laid my coat in the puddle for her but she didn't even say "Thank You" 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3096 It's called the cone of shameless. 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
3097 Its the newest thing from "my pillow" 1.1573 0.05028 89 79 6 4
3098 There goes another Queen Elizabeth wannabe. 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
3099 Me thinks she doth look 'ruffer' than usual... 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3100 Yes, it's a helluva regal statement but it's very good for her posture too. 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
3101 She doesn't like to be kissed. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
3102 She used to be a loud mouth. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3103 It prevents her from looking at Facebook all day. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3104 Perfect accessory for the wannabe fashion queen. Now she can be laconic and iconic at the same time. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
3105 My word, is that the turtlekini I've been hearing so much about? 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
3106 Have you heard that Anne Boleyn just started a "Go Fund Me" campaign? 1.1573 0.05028 89 79 6 4
3107 Another case of cholera. 1.1573 0.05028 89 79 6 4
3108 That outfit's more than a little ruff around the edges. 1.1573 0.05028 89 79 6 4
3109 Well, at least she can still do carpet scoots. 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
3110 She's investigating the mind-body problem, but the problem is winning. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3111 It's a new-fangled addition to the chastity belt concept. 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
3112 When your the burgermeister you can grab them by the ruff. 1.1573 0.05276 89 80 4 5
3113 A bad case of whiplash. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3114 She gets ruffled too easily. 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
3115 She's hot! 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
3116 Tiz a double chin disguise? 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
3117 Should I still tell her she should smile more? 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
3118 Must be ruff being a woman these days. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3119 methinks she protested too much. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3120 "I thought we told her to sit on her tuffet." ("sit" in italics--my laptop won't do that) 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
3121 She looks pretty ruff. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3122 Drat the woman, she has mastered the art of being both ruffled and unruffled! 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
3123 It's the newest trendy protection from vampires. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3124 This English modesty thing has really gotten out of hand! 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
3125 She's ruff in bed. 1.1573 0.05276 89 80 4 5
3126 Her husband suggested it, to be seen and not heard. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3127 Austintatious! 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
3128 'Tis to stem unwanted advances. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
3129 That is now required for all political candidates. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3130 Fashion?! I thought it was another diet aid. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3131 She's very sensitive about her double chin. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3132 The lady doth protest too much, me thinks. 1.1573 0.05028 89 79 6 4
3133 And we thought we had it ruff. 1.1573 0.05028 89 79 6 4
3134 I believe it was her attorney's advice. 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
3135 I wonder why Lady Boleyn doesn't wish to expose her neck? 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3136 I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn't get there. 1.1573 0.05028 89 79 6 4
3137 The collar was prescribed by her vet. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
3138 Let's see the damn fleas get through this one! 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
3139 She's trying out for a role in Nonsense and Insensibility. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
3140 That new Ruff diet: can't eat what you can't see! 1.1573 0.05028 89 79 6 4
3141 It's ruff being Dracula's assistant. 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
3142 The collar of shame - it prevents her from biting her cuticles. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3143 That remindeth me -- I need to buy snow tires for the coming season, forsooth. 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
3144 They call it The Bundt Cake Diet. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
3145 Doesn't Madam Kardashian look lovely today... 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3146 I told her a million times not to pick her nose in public. 1.1556 0.04975 90 80 6 4
3147 I hear she's dating Frans Hals 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
3148 Maybe now she'll stop chewing me out. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
3149 She will not get to the stitches this time. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
3150 She supports the Packers of Green. 1.1556 0.04975 90 80 6 4
3151 I heard she's having a ruff time but it look's like she's got a collar on it! 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
3152 Lady Nora feels bad about her neck. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3153 I'd say she looks ready to be packaged and shipped. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3154 It stops the guy who lives in the tall tower from kissing her 1.1512 0.05103 86 77 5 4
3155 She only has to wear it until she's healed. 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
3156 Me thinks the lady doth puff up too much. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3157 The less neck to see, the fewer ideas for our bored King, methinks. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3158 I told you it's going to be a ruff winter! 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3159 They say she's a muff in the rough! 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3160 No one can say, she doth ask for it. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3161 Methinks 'twill be a humid one. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3162 It's not real. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3163 Even if her husband discovers the hickey, he'll never be able to put her in the pillory. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3164 It keeps the "nasty women" in check... 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3165 She believes eating is guilty pleasure. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3166 She's modeling the wedding cake. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3167 One more layer, and she'll need a straw. 1.1512 0.05103 86 77 5 4
3168 Does she actually believe that is any kind of match against the guillotine? 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3169 1st guy, It's gotta' be a fake. 2nd guy, you don't have to worry about her drownin'. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3170 The issue is either an airbag recall or a hickey that won't heal. 1.1512 0.05364 86 78 3 5
3171 That's got to be rough on her! 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3172 Sheesh, your lady's hot as shit. In the purple collar. Whoa, modest is hottest, Drumpf! 1.1512 0.05364 86 78 3 5
3173 He plays the lead in my new play, "Never Been Kissed". 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3174 She hates her neck! 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3175 I advised her not to eat the whole cheese wheel. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3176 Chokers are really in this year. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3177 On the other hand, she hasn't scratched an itch with her teeth since she started wearing it. 1.1512 0.05103 86 77 5 4
3178 mmmmppphhhhhh!!! mmmmpppphhh!!! mmmphhh!!! 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3179 That fashion is not going to last long. I don't think she can breathe. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3180 Perhaps you should avoid "Pretty Ruff" as a compliment, Donald! 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3181 Clearly she feels bad about her neck. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3182 Sir Donald says it was a close question, but he prefers this to the chastity belt. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3183 So smug! 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3184 Now that is what I call revealing. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3185 Little Miss Muffet was doing a handstand on her tuffet 1.1512 0.05103 86 77 5 4
3186 She kept biting her arms and they thought a cone of shame was too undignified. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3187 She is a member of Ye Olde Sam's Club. 1.1512 0.05103 86 77 5 4
3188 I always thought the letter thing was a little too lax. 1.1512 0.05103 86 77 5 4
3189 It’s a new type of chastity device. It keeps powerful men from kissing her on the mouth. It’s a huge air filter, for a truck, but we don’t know what a truck is. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3190 Somebody really ruffled HER feathers! 1.1512 0.05103 86 77 5 4
3191 Rumor has it she has a hickey. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3192 It keeps her from biting at her stitches. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3193 *whispers* A new air filter fashion, imported from France, said to keep out the plague. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3194 She says it's supposed to help her stop biting her cuticles. 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
3195 It repels rakes and snakes. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3196 With a few adjustments, my dog could make good use of that. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3197 Methinks she has had a ruff day. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3198 I think it must be an Amish hijab. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3199 Stylish to a fault. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3200 It was a gift from Gulliver 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3201 It's because the Stocks didn't stop them talking. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3202 I think her vow of silence is becoming a bit tiresome. 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
3203 I cannot imagine what goes on underneath 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3204 Verily, behold the shaming of the shrew. 1.1512 0.05103 86 77 5 4
3205 M'lady voted for Brexit. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3206 That -is- the chastity belt, if you know what I mean. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3207 The new diet trend, eliminates all food groups. 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
3208 I've heard she is a bit rough around the edges. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3209 Me thinks yon hickie-hider protesteth too much. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3210 I miss Henry the Fifth, when chastity belts were worn much lower. 1.1512 0.05103 86 77 5 4
3211 Double Chin, Bad Teeth and Sagging Breasts 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3212 I guess it's official: chokers are back in style. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3213 Forget plastic bloodletting, it's the only alternative for a double chin. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3214 I agree Henry, she has excellent posture. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3215 It's the latest thing...a combined ruff and muzzle called a ruzzle.... 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3216 Our fights in public are quiet now. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3217 Thou has been proposed to a dozen times. But no one has figured out what 'umph' means. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3218 The ‘no frills’ crowd calls her ‘Mrs. Antithesis.’ 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3219 No idea- I just take an allergy pill. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3220 Her father is an inventor. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3221 It's either the halitosis scare or the new South Beach Ruffle Diet. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3222 She's having a ruff time. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3223 I think it means "sixteen and never been kissed; and, no, thank you very much." 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3224 After years of training in social graces, she had only one bad habit, nose picking! 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3225 I believe it's the new Royal diet fad. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3226 She is overcome by her status. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3227 The carriage seats never recline enough. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3228 She hasn't been the same since she fell into the moat. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3229 She inherited the double-chin from her father. 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
3230 She should put more of an effort into finding a good dentist. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3231 These days it's the only way you can get your cake and eat it too. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3232 I can't believe the lengths our Queen goes to cover her chicken neck. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3233 It's European. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3234 Apparently it's called, "Extreme Ruffing". 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3235 She's too young to feel bad about her neck. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3236 Next thing you know they'll be running for President. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3237 Ever since Marie, it's been the rage. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3238 She has fleas. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3239 Methinks a normal neck brace would have done the job! 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3240 If it helps curtail her digital nostril excavation, I'm for it! 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3241 yes, it does seem like she's having a rough time of it. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3242 She's going to have a devil of a time getting through the front door. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3243 It actually shrank a bit in the wash. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3244 Well, she looks high-mannered, but golly-what a ruff neck! 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3245 She calls it, "The Guillotine Buster". 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3246 She's the quiet type. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3247 Chatty Cathy likes the fashion, and frankly, we're all happier since she's put it on. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3248 That's ruff on her. 1.1512 0.05364 86 78 3 5
3249 It does keep her from scratching the wound. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3250 We no longer dunk them for gossiping. 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
3251 I knew once she bought that dress that it would go to her head 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3252 I say a four. With a longer neck she would be a six. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3253 The lady is hiding a pimple, methinks. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3254 The lady doth o'er dress too much. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3255 So sweet. Hates to look down on folks. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3256 Hmm, It really ruffles me. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3257 Much too trendy. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3258 Methinks she is so hot. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3259 Cellino & Barnes Victorian era injury attorneys (DCCC) DCCCLXXXVIII-VIIIDCCCLXXXVIII 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3260 They calleth it a "Dental Retainer"! 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3261 She feels really bad about her neck. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3262 Yes, but she's good at other things. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3263 Is she always this ruffled up? 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3264 I hear it's only to cover the Royal Hickies. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3265 Sir Walter tell me they're all the rage in Wisconsin 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3266 They say the Ottoman Empire is next. 1.1512 0.05103 86 77 5 4
3267 woah, what a "neck lace"! 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3268 I heard she found a diamond in her last ruff. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3269 It works essentially along the same principle as the chastity belt. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3270 The princess is Charmin's player in this year's Toilet Bowl. 1.1512 0.05103 86 77 5 4
3271 It does keep her quiet 1.1512 0.05103 86 77 5 4
3272 I wish I could wear a fuckin' collar like that. 1.1512 0.05103 86 77 5 4
3273 Yeah.... I think this trend has reached its peak. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3274 Me thinkest the lady doeth project too much. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3275 She feels it makes her look Elizabeth-thin. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3276 Think she had a ruff night? 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3277 I think she is in the donut hole. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3278 It's supposed to protect the sutures. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3279 My dog has one, it keeps her from scratching her ears. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3280 She says it makes her feel quite insulated. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3281 Watch out for her! She is TOO self centered! 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3282 All that locker room talk scared the hell out of her. 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
3283 Chastity collar. 1.1512 0.05103 86 77 5 4
3284 I don't know, perhaps just grab her pussy. 1.1512 0.05103 86 77 5 4
3285 She's been chomping at the knit all day. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3286 Neck lift...non-invasive approach. It is the latest trend. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3287 This is the new model from that chastity belt company. For extra chastity. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3288 She says men think they can kiss her right on the lips. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3289 Well, that's one way to hide ye olde goiter 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3290 Did you ever try to kiss her neck? 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3291 Must have been a tad too much garlic on the mutton last night. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3292 What a cupcake. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3293 It's the latest from Paris: The Toadstool Look. 1.1512 0.05103 86 77 5 4
3294 When you're a duke, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the ruff. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3295 It's cheaper than plastic surgery. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3296 That is so damned 16th century! 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3297 Ye Olde Veterinarian sayeth the collar shouldst stop her from biting her surgical incision. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3298 She likes it ruff. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3299 I find it baffling. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3300 I hear it's also useful as a soup strainer. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3301 She's a bit competitive. You should see the ruff on her sister. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3302 Boy, that must have been some accident. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3303 Look at this frickin' hipster. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3304 Nice work, Bob. But I still think it would have been easier if you just gave the Princess one of your breath mints. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3305 I've seen a lot of odd fashion trends but this one takes the cake! 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3306 Her Royal Highness has a rather long and unattractive chin. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3307 The Lady must have protested too much, me thinks. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3308 I heard she actually asked for a male caller 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3309 It's cholera... 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3310 The fashion scene is rough this year. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3311 It is called the ruff life 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3312 It is said all her wealth derivith from white color crime. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3313 Acne 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
3314 The lady doth ruff too much, methinks. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3315 She really doesn't know what ring around the collar actually means. 1.1494 0.05047 87 78 5 4
3316 I see the Tudors are having a party tonight. 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
3317 Collar?! I hardly know her! 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
3318 Milady much liketh cheese. 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
3319 Positive? Does not make her butt look too big. 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
3320 She said "No" to the air filter when she got her oil changed. 1.1494 0.05047 87 78 5 4
3321 These travel accessories are getting out of control. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3322 It's the latest in collision-aware couture! 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3323 Don't be fooled - it's mostly crumpled up tissues 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3324 She kept telling me bigger is better. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3325 His Lordship is on a bathing strike. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3326 This new trend is making her really hot under the collar. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
3327 She really can keep a stiff upper lip. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3328 She likes the new style but doesn't seem to talk much about it. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3329 She said that if she were to become Queen that her ruff would be HUGE! 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3330 It's posturepedantic. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3331 Take a look at her. I don't think so. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3332 . . . and that's just for a walk to town. You should have seen her wedding cake. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3333 She's been accused of some ruff talking. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3334 Neck injuries take the longest to heal. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3335 Her yodeling was keeping tourists away. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3336 I heard she is called Lady Lacey Millstone. 1.1429 0.05121 84 76 4 4
3337 The lady doth protest too much... At least methinks she doth. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3338 The lady doth protest too little, methinks. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3339 I'll have what she's having 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3340 And all this time I've been thinking there was a shortage of starch in the Kingdom. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3341 Being fashionable...it's Ruff. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3342 WITH A CANDLE ON HER HEAD AND A BIT OF FROSTING I THINK SHE' S ON TO SOMETHING. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3343 They say she likes rough sex. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3344 Her Highness is not to lick the Royal Stitches. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3345 You should see her peacock collection. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3346 No... I think it is a HEPA filter.... 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3347 It's so she can't lick her wounds. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3348 Headstrong, yes, but she still may fancy you. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3349 Maybe excessive necking? 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3350 Rough ruff 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3351 Without the chin, I can't give her more than a 6. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3352 I wonder where I can buy one of those neck pillows? 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3353 Do you think she keeps snacks in there? 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3354 Designed by women to stave unwanted kisses. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3355 You think she didn't hear us or...? 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3356 Is that the new way to eat a cronut? 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3357 Talk about an epidemic of cholera. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3358 It's the shameful new attitude--- if you have it, flaunt it! 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
3359 Genius! I shall buy this dress for all my outspoken ladies. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3360 It's the latest in vampire-resistant apparel. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
3361 My kingdom for a neckline! 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
3362 I pity the guy who tries to collar her! 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
3363 Apparently, she thinks it will save her neck. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3364 Despite her assertion of whiplash, the media are reporting love bites. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3365 The Olde Farmers Almanac sayeth that foretells a severe winter to come. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3366 She woke up this morning feeling a bit ruff 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3367 Impressive belch, but wait to see what she does to make her dress billow out. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3368 Verily I cannot in truth say I liked her in it at first- but it grows on you and she says she has warmed to it bigly - soI give her a four. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3369 In the ancient world, you knew when your wife had a hickey. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3370 She must be having a ruff day! 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
3371 Its 's just a weekend gig to you and me, but my wife thinks it could help with the jury. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3372 Methinks the lady formerly protesteth too much. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3373 On the outside, fashion. On the inside, hickeys. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
3374 This cronut craze has gone entirely too far. 1.1429 0.05121 84 76 4 4
3375 I hear it's the latest in anti-vampire fashion. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3376 I had to hide a hickey once. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3377 A fad, perhaps, but we are looking. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3378 She's all frills and no knickers 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3379 Apparently it's hypoallergenic. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3380 Not to worry. She's being pillowed, not pilloried. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3381 Vogue says it's designed to emphasize the feminine neck while preventing drafts. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3382 That must be rough. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3383 She's had a ruff upbringing 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3384 Well Mr. Wisk, you asked to see the worst case of "Ring Around the Collar"—did you not? 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3385 "Queen Anne calls it an Heir Bag, head protection in case it's a girl". 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3386 Now that's ruff! 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3387 It's supposed to help her with that last 5 lbs. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3388 Taken on advisement-she's looking for the big settlement. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3389 Did I mention that a Sam's Club opened up in town? 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3390 These new fashion trends can be quite ruff 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3391 Hey, its better than the other one that guy carved in stone off his living room, which half the people thought was a donut. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3392 It's the cronut of lace collars. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3393 She clearly used too much starch. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3394 She wants me. Did you see how she was smiling at me? 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3395 Woman, thy name is Vanity! 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3396 That's one way to eat puff pastry. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3397 Are you sure that's the wild side? 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3398 Can you heareth me now?! 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3399 The war is over, you can wear whatever you want. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3400 The lady doth not protest too much anymore, methinks. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
3401 Me thinks she doth collar too much! 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3402 It works like a reverse chastity belt for gossips 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3403 She's just asking for it... 1.1429 0.05394 84 77 2 5
3404 She gets more frivolous every year. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3405 It's from the fall collection for nasty women. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3406 I hear that she's been extremely hot under the collar in recent days. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3407 Good God man, she's like Elizabeth the First to the tenth power! 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3408 She takes a lot on her shoulders. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3409 Stealing the costume designer's boyfriend was probably a mistake. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
3410 Methinks she doth not like oral. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3411 Looks like she's had a ruff day 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3412 Dear God, they really ruffed her up in the tower! 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3413 Methinks the lady hath discover'd how to endeth her nail biting. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3414 She said it was so no one would notice her double chin. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3415 These new chastity collars are a big hit this season. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3416 I'm not sure that's the best outfit for her succession speech. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3417 Rrrrruufffff!! 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3418 She's going a little overboard trying to hide that hickey. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3419 You think she gets HBO with that thing? 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3420 I hear it's the latest cure for a sore throat. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3421 And there goes the big cheese in our little town. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3422 There must have been a water landing 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3423 Rumor has it, it was a gift from King Dunkin' 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3424 It's ruff being an Elizabethan lady 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3425 You know, my dog keeps scratching his ears, so I wonder... 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3426 I can't believe I'm saying this, but I preferred when they were all wearing high-waisted jeans 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3427 I prefer New York style to Chicago style. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3428 I hear they age better this way 1.1429 0.05121 84 76 4 4
3429 She calls it a pillory protector. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3430 Looks like the designer muffed it up again. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3431 You should see it if it gets wet! 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3432 The witch thinks she'll float. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3433 What a turn-on! 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3434 It's a ruff life. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3435 I believe she took "high fashion" a bit too literally. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3436 How doth she get such volume? 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3437 Forsooth, more is more, not less! 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3438 Lady Whipple, and apparently still expecting Prince Charmin forthwith. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3439 she looks ruffled 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
3440 Watch out if you think she'll sneeze! 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3441 The word is she's easily ruffled. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3442 She pulled her head out of the sand the turf came with it. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3443 she always thought she was the top cheese 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3444 She's in a ruff patch all right. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3445 Better a flu shot. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3446 That's got to be "ruff" on her! 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3447 I miss the more risque look.. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3448 What do you think she's doing with her tongue? 1.1429 0.05121 84 76 4 4
3449 Whatever you do, don't offer her a pinch of snuff. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3450 Methinks 'tis weight loss she's after. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3451 It's the Dukes parting gift, an anti-osculation belt. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3452 I bought it for her at the veterinarian's office when I brought in our dragon. 1.1429 0.05121 84 76 4 4
3453 But soft! Be it some kind of sex thing? 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
3454 Fierce. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3455 Its better than her using her sleeve! 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3456 I keep telling my lady, 'it looks good'..... since she's been wearing it she's lost 17 pounds! 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3457 Causes the stiff upper lip. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3458 If the queen keeps this designer who creates ruffs, she'll likely go down in history as the virgin queen. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3459 Elizabethan version of popping out of a birthday cake. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3460 We used to date, but she got easily ruffled. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3461 Ladies in waiting, always sticking their necks out for the Queen. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3462 Damn thing popped up when I tried to grab her p****y. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3463 That's a rough ruff. 1.1429 0.05394 84 77 2 5
3464 The dog did it. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3465 I hear it's a new diet device. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3466 Looks like we're in for another rally in the stock market this year. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3467 It's probably just as well. She's such a nasty woman. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3468 By Jove, I believe the larger ruff does make her look more petite. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3469 The new fashion for loquacious women 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3470 The doctor said she needs some ruffage in her diet. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3471 She had a ruff night. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3472 Va va Vermeer! 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3473 This seems to be the new fashion, inspired by Henry VIII. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3474 She's had it really ruff. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3475 Nice work, but may I suggest a tweak? 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3476 Who says you can't have your cake and eat it too. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3477 She never believed that virtue is its own reward. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3478 Is there no end to Miss Hickey's modesty? 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3479 It doth repel fleas and ticks. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3480 Enough with the ruff, already. 1.1429 0.05121 84 76 4 4
3481 I heareth her head willst rolleth. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3482 She doesn't want anyone to notice her neck brace! 1.1429 0.05394 84 77 2 5
3483 It's the Height times p R squared of fashion. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3484 Her Majesty's Royal Physician says it's only whiplash. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3485 Her subjects look up to her. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3486 It's almost as if she doesn't want to be kissed. We're rich. I don't understand. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3487 It keeps her from scratching her chilblains. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3488 She's too ruff for me. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3489 Well, it beats bubble wrap. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3490 Someone told her that she can never be overdressed or overeducated. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3491 She's having a ruff time with this vow of silence. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3492 I hear she's had a ruff life. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
3493 Methinks she doth enjoy it extra ruff. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3494 Aye, she's having a ruff day, I'd say. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3495 She's dating some guy from Green Bay now. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3496 It is commonly referred to as a "Trump Guard", Sir Chadwick. Why? I have not the slightest clue." 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3497 The lengths women will go to to disguise a blemish! 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3498 Shortly, I think we'll she how she rolls. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3499 ''I hear it's all the rage - for both making a fashion statement AND organically ageing cheese...'' 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3500 I understand she is on a diet 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
3501 Too ruff, or not too ruff, that is the question. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3502 I'm thinking chocolate frosting. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3503 Methinks the Virgin Queen has gone a bit too far promoting this Chastity Ruffle fashion. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3504 I got nothing; how about you? 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3505 Heard she's quite "ruff" 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3506 Well sure, everyone knows it's a wedding cake, but do YOU want to be the one who tells her? 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3507 I think that is a mating call--shall we respond? 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3508 She thinks it makes her neck look longer. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3509 Do you smell Parmesan Cheese? 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3510 It's a queen-sized ruff. She'll grow into it. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3511 I heard that it helps her stay on her diet. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3512 What are we, like Dutch or something? 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3513 Her doctor said she baroque her neck, so she has to wear that for a while. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3514 A daimond in the ruff. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3515 The talk in the village is she got it at Victorian Secret, but you won't hear that from her. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3516 The frill will tame the shrill. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3517 Milady likes it very ruff. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3518 Such a nasty lady thing, isn't it? 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3519 Do you suppose she had a ruff day in court? 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3520 I'd guess she has a chronic nail biting problem. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3521 RRRRUFF!! 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3522 One day you're in, and one day you're out. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3523 Well somebody found a good deal on starch. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
3524 When you're a star, you can just grab that Ruff. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3525 The precursor of Cheeseheads! 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3526 "She comes from a big ruff neighborhood". 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3527 She's into hickey denial. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3528 I understand she's the heiress to a great marshmallow baron. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
3529 Is that how Trump wants his wall? 1.1429 0.05121 84 76 4 4
3530 She's from the ruffest side of town. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3531 Yea, but does the ruff match the smock? 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3532 Ruff day in the office. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3533 Too much starch, methinks. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3534 Yeah, but it would be like kissing the Blarney Stone. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
3535 And it doubles as a carriage wheel replacement. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3536 her husband is in the tire business 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3537 They say she has halitosis. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3538 Those tempurpedic collars are so pretentious. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3539 Those French - they're always so snug. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3540 Apparently it hides reinforced steel - fashionable and so much harder for the King to cut off her head. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3541 You see...sexuality is who you love, gender is who you are, and fashion is who you're better than. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3542 She never loses her candy! 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3543 'Tis said some knave spake ill of the royal pimple. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3544 I can't wrap my head around it but she can. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3545 Apparently her couturier can do no wrong. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3546 The new style this year, following a beheading! 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3547 Multiple chins run in her family. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3548 That must be one big hickey. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3549 I just wanna walk right up and grab her poofy. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3550 If only she could leave her scab alone. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3551 Why, that's Lady Lampshade of Luxembourg! 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3552 It's edible 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3553 The next rain will damp it down, then the sun brings it back up again. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
3554 Ruff competition! 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3555 She’s doing penance for her fashion sins. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3556 She must be auditioning for The Apprentice. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3557 Don't ruffle her ruffles.. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3558 Twas dubbed 'The Truffle' much to the dismay of Sir Donald. 1.1429 0.05121 84 76 4 4
3559 Some people take the Day of Silence very seriously. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3560 She must have quite a hickey. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3561 Whenever I see her, I always ask myself, 'How in the world does she eat?' 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3562 It keeps it from licking her bustle. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3563 Her husband is away, but she's wearing her chastity belt on the wrong end. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3564 Summer fashions have become far too revealing. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3565 Her husband owns the starch factory. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3566 Let her eat cake. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3567 I wish I could have seen the look on her face when they mentioned the firing squad. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3568 If I knew she was coming, I'd have baked a cake 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3569 That's one way to keep her quiet -- and so fashionable, too! 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3570 Truly magnificent...she's down 15 pounds in just one week. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3571 It's because she's going through adolescence. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3572 It has a cream filled center in case she becomes peckish! 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3573 At the Globe, his female roles can't part him from his beard. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3574 The king buys her starch by the barrel now. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3575 They say fashion is circular. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3576 Noise-Cancelling Ruff 1.1429 0.05121 84 76 4 4
3577 Should a woman who doesn't know a scuffle from a hat be our queen? 1.1429 0.05394 84 77 2 5
3578 Gaga's ruff is dope 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3579 Showoff... 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3580 Someday we'll look our yearbook and laugh. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
3581 Methinks the lady doth love the ruff too much. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
3582 I thought you were supposed to wait at least one or two days after the first date to collar up. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3583 No, I'd stay away. I heard she's into neckofrillia. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3584 Isn't she the sexiest thing you've ever seen? 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
3585 There's sophisticated... then there's being afraid of being kicked by a horse. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3586 The editor of The Daily Trumpet accused her of hiding something. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3587 I think she is overcompensating for her workplace injury 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
3588 She must have the mother of all hickies! 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3589 It appears she needed a little help with her new diet. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3590 A necklace made of tampons seemed so couture.... until it rained! 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3591 Wonder who her vet is? 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3592 We giveth it the name ye muffler. 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
3593 They say the tuffet is the new infinity scarf. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3594 Dost thou suspect a myriad of hickeys? 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3595 Verily, the lady hath no chin. 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
3596 Me liketh big ruffs, and I doth not lie. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3597 I believe she's from the House of Dior, not Tudor. 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
3598 Yes, I heard that she was a rough neck, but I had imagined something entirely different. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3599 There must be easier ways to hide a zit. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3600 Doth the petticoat match the ruffle? 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3601 It's the latest look from that child fashion designer called Versace. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3602 There must be a celebrity in town. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3603 Look! She's wearing the royal chastity collar. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3604 I will truly never understand women, nor fashion. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3605 Too bling to fail. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3606 Seems she's had it ruff. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3607 Me thinks she doth protested too much... 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3608 If Justice prevail, Heav'n will smite with Pox / The Knave who gave her Eurozone Botox. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3609 She thinks she's a cupcake. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3610 Don't laugh. The Queen has wrapped that chiffon around thirty pounds of the finest iron in the England. King Henry will have little success putting HER head on the chopping block! 1.1325 0.05077 83 76 3 4
3611 It's our Puritan version of the pussy-bow." 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3612 Oh ringeth around thy collar, be gone! 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3613 I believe she got the inspiration from a Lady Gaga video 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3614 And to think she scoffed at me when I told her 'size matters'. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3615 "Ha-ha, high fashion indeed! The Lady Chatterfree Collection". 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3616 She's incognito. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3617 Indeed, it does seem as though she's had a ruff go at it. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3618 She opted for the air filter with better filtration this time 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3619 Methinks they call it a love bite. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3620 She looks demure but she's quite a ruff neck. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3621 She has double chins and no breasts. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3622 It's the latest fashion from the Ottoman Empire. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3623 Have you ever wondered why we have canes? 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3624 She's keeps her nose to the grind 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3625 After achieving all that fame, she got a really big neck. 1.1325 0.05077 83 76 3 4
3626 Methinks she hath sneezeth. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3627 My dog tells me it stops him from nipping at himself 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3628 I understand she has a mole on her neck. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3629 I see M'Lady has commissioned a new dress for her audience with Sir Trump. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3630 Methinks she is the ruffest in all the land... 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3631 I heard things are ruff for her. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3632 wellWell, it did say "Dryclean only" 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3633 The rumor is that the king has ordered her to mingle with some subjects. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3634 I say, good man, have you ever seen such a big hickey cover? 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3635 It does have a certain sex appeal. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3636 It's not welcoming, but she swears it improves her reception. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3637 She's not bluffin with THAT muffin. 1.1325 0.05077 83 76 3 4
3638 Tell me this isn't the new bustle. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3639 Yeah, it's big, but she won't let you touch it. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3640 I know she is chewing gum but refuses to offer us any 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3641 I'm with her. She's unlikeable but very prepared to rule. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3642 So far the whiplash collar is working. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3643 I say, remarkable fortitude for having been ruffed up the way she has. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3644 Perhaps she has a wicked overbite. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3645 She does love a good donut. 1.1325 0.05077 83 76 3 4
3646 And this is how she looks when she's unruffled. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3647 Oddly enough, it is highly stimulating, but in what manner is it removed? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3648 "It's for necking"! 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3649 That collar is a real chocker. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3650 The neck-line is definitely out this year. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3651 The Kings new wife. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3652 I've chosen Massachusetts as the opening market for my flotation neckware. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3653 And when she inflates the ruff at her feet, you should see how fast she rolls downhill. 1.1325 0.05077 83 76 3 4
3654 She always believes the guys at Jiffy Lube when they say she needs a new one. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3655 Magnificant! Truly raising the bar in fashion. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3656 Zownds! Downy! 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3657 That's Lady Halitosis. She's known for her smelly breath. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3658 That woman's husband must really hate it when she talks 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3659 It's the latest from Green Bay Fashion Week. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3660 The had to give up golf, since she's lost in the ruff. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3661 It looks like the ruff-maker got the decimal point wrong. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3662 I'ts really ruff to be a woman these days! 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3663 Her chiropractor refuses to see her. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3664 This piece speaks for itself. 1.1325 0.05077 83 76 3 4
3665 Mouth chastity ruff? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3666 Modern medicine is truly amazing. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3667 Methinks milady hath too much starch for His Majesty 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3668 That's my latest invention. It's an inflatable ruff. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3669 There she goes. Mary Queen of Cake. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3670 ''Twas so last season" 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3671 Twas a hard cake to swallow. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3672 It's the only wearable replica of The Globe in the kingdom> 1.1325 0.05077 83 76 3 4
3673 Classy and absorbant! *please note that I want to make the word "and" in italics in my caption but I don't know how. Thanks. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3674 Did she forget it's Taco Tuesday? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3675 Married men are the biggest customer for this new style. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3676 That's Mrs. Jones. Always looking for bigger and beter. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3677 Apparently, she likes the way it covers her neck. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3678 She does have great wifi connection. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3679 You can always tell who worked for Sir Donald. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3680 I doth enjoy a mistress with junk in the ruff. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3681 So that is how she keeps her teeth so white.. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3682 Honestly, sir, I don't understand these new fashions either. With so much skin showing she will surely be objectified by men to her scandalous ruin. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3683 For you see, Cassandra has always loved pineapple. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3684 Things have been quite pleasant at home since I bought the new ruff for her. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3685 I fear our ruffles mount to hide our hickies. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3686 Catherine Parr isn't taking any chances. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3687 They say the longer the neck, the more ruff they like it. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3688 I believe she said her name was Elizabeth. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3689 Beats me...It's something called a "snow tire." She had a vision... 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3690 This would later be known as Falling into the Medicare Donut Hole. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3691 I hear she calls it the Ruffs diet. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3692 That new detergent really makes frills fluffy... 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3693 It was supposed to be an Angel Food cake. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3694 Boy, Ivanka sure is going overboard trying to attract the evangelicals! 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3695 She said she’s worried that Donald Trump or Bill Clinton might try to kiss her. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3696 I hope she doesn't get a runny nose. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3697 Whiplash, the Royal Carriage stopped short. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3698 She's upset. She thinks I trained the dog to say, 'ruff ruff ruff!' 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3699 I thought she might be a bit more no-frills from her online profile. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3700 I believe she has used all the starch in Western Europe! 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3701 I understand the fashion designer lost her husband in a drowning accident. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3702 Nice -- baby's got neck! 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3703 Her father, Fram the Orange, says this will one day be used as an air cleaner. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3704 i believe she is hiding a lot of hickies... 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3705 Thanks to Henry, we've entered the age of preemptive fashion. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3706 Too bad she has a missing front tooth.. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3707 If the Duke wants to be re-elected, the Duchess needs to be more transparent. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3708 She says she'll be damned if he sticks his tongue down her throat again. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3709 Ghastly way to hide hickeys. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3710 Methinks she talked too ruff. 1.1325 0.05077 83 76 3 4
3711 That's one of Rikki's riffs on a ruff. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3712 I think it is called a neck brace 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3713 No surprise! Last year she was in over her head in the tulip bubble! 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3714 The doctor said it's a new therapy that prevents her from licking her wounds. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3715 She feels bad about her neck. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3716 It's her latest diet plan! 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3717 I wouldn't wear that to a dogfight. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3718 She's always trying a new diet! 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3719 The millstone ruff is opulent and guaranteed to deflect an axe. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3720 Methinks the tale has reached the ears of King Henry's new Queen. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3721 Suffrage? She only has the right to remain silent. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3722 I hear her father's fortune is from pop-up cards. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3723 When Lady Dolby speaks it's as if her voice is coming from everywhere. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3724 Somehow it's still more subtle than her pussy bow look. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3725 I hear Mary has hit a bit of a ruff patch in her marriage. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3726 I'm not eating THAT cake! 1.1325 0.05077 83 76 3 4
3727 The Queen appears to be surrounded. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3728 She's practicing how to jump out of the king's birthday cake! 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3729 Get your mind out of the eavestrough. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3730 She has such a ruff life. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3731 It's the latest royals' fashion look: the strolling ottoman. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3732 It's gotten a whole lot quieter in the shire since we convinced Rebecca that oversized collars were all the rage in Paris this year! 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3733 Nevertheless, she's a diamond in the rough. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3734 I hear she has to be fed through a straw. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3735 Me thinks her father got it for her from 'Promise Keepers'. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3736 If that doesn't cure her of thumb sucking, nothing will. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3737 Dastardly clever place to store one's spare tire. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3738 I think it's called a hijab. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3739 She really has a cheese fetish, doesn't she? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3740 Why does her dad call her Axle? 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3741 My wife could use one of those. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3742 She has a thyroid problem 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3743 I would much rather risk licking the wound. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3744 ...and her souffles can feed an army! 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3745 Genesis of the first ever air filter recall. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3746 Her gastroentgerologist prescribed more roughage. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3747 Obviously she has it pretty ruff 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3748 Like she has it rough. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3749 Let the good times roll! 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3750 The collar's a bit much, but she does have beautiful fingernails. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3751 I hear it wards off unwanted kissing and groping." "Where's the bottom half? 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3752 She just got back from Edam. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3753 She always had a ruff reputation. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3754 Their attempt to silence her. Duct tape hasn't been invented yet. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3755 It's called "The Truff". 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3756 She wouldn't stop licking her toes! 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3757 Nice ruff. 1.1325 0.05077 83 76 3 4
3758 You would have thought all that cake would go to her head. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3759 Say, isn't she the unsinkable Molly Brown? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3760 She's a size queen 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3761 It's something new, I call it starch. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3762 It believe it is edible. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3763 Dear boy, I'm simply gobsmacked. M'lady is either very very modest, or found a bloody bargain on massive oil filters! 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3764 Me lady predicts a harsh winter. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3765 Looks like the young ladies of today are pushing the layered look" to higher limits. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3766 The lady did protest too much, methinks. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3767 I believe my Lord hath fitted her with a companion piece to her chastity belt. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3768 Not sure that's what you had in mind when you advised her to eat more roughage! 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3769 Me lady be bustin' out. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3770 She'll grow into it. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3771 Actually, I think it is Elizabethan 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3772 I hear it's the latest in chastity attire. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3773 She looks gentle, but her language is ruff. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3774 She's a four. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3775 Her family was involved in the war of the hedges! 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3776 Lady Mary got caughteth in the rain. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3777 Those British ladies have such stiff upper necks. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3778 It worked like an airbag when Master Drumpf tried to tongue her. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3779 Ruff week at the office? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3780 Wow! I never thought the king would agree to a prenuptial agreement. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3781 I was saving that cake for mom's birthday. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3782 I have heard its said milady has developed a thing for the Earl of Stilton 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3783 What a nesty woman 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3784 She's the leader of the women's suffrage movement. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3785 Word on the street says it's because it makes her feel like she's the center of everything. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3786 Looks like she got collared 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3787 That's the first and only time she's been ruffled and she can't talk about it. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3788 I'm not sure the festival organizers will agree that's an accurate representation of the Ottoman Empire... 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3789 Her husband is the designer. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3790 I think she's hiding something from us all. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3791 I say, that's quite a neck lace! 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3792 The poor girl's fashion statements always get muffled by her ruffles 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3793 She cut herself shaving. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3794 By my troth, her waxer must be fully booked his week. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3795 BY GOLLY, YOU'RE RIGHT...THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT MARY, BUT I CAN'T MY ARMS AROUND IT YET. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3796 She has head lice and the collar is to stop her from scratching. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3797 "I heard Bill Shaespeare designed it to tame a shrew". 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3798 You think that's bad, you should see her chastity belt. It's a literal Chinese wall. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3799 You say, ruff envy. I say, head lice. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3800 It wardeth against unwanted advances. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3801 My lady, thou lookest a bit Ruff. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3802 She really loves her Parmigiano. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3803 Yes, I was fond of her, but she has become a bit uppity. A nasty woman, you might say. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3804 I'm not so sure about this new scarlet O thing... but she's happy. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3805 I see who wears the ruff in the family! 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3806 No way I'm not saying anything, remember when Larry told the King he didn't wasn't wearing any clothes. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3807 It's called the red-eye ruffle. I hear it's great for sleeping on carriages. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3808 It is the yeast and Juliet is overrun. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3809 She really likes her angel food cakes. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3810 She seems too self-conscious about her turkey neck. 1.1325 0.05077 83 76 3 4
3811 With the Industrial Revolution upon us, she's devised some sort of air filter. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3812 Pinterest 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3813 Her book club is reading the one about hating your neck. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3814 Such a win-win. She thinks it's bold fashion. For her husband, it muffles her voice. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3815 One of these days we'll find a better remedy for turkey neck. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3816 Her doctor claims that this is the most stylish neck brace available. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3817 She probably has "ring around the collar". Do you think she knows there's a soap for that? 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3818 Someday the Modigliani family will find its calling, but they shouldn't be tailors. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3819 I think it is scandalous how brazenly skimpy the new women's swimwear has become. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3820 Who would have thought his first 100 days in office would come to this? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3821 It's how the widows peek in our Hamlet. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3822 I don't know what she did, she has been very mum about it. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3823 Fashion? No. It's to keep her from biting at fleas. 1.1325 0.05077 83 76 3 4
3824 She's got some neck calling me useless. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3825 It helps fend off the unwanted kisses when she is around the not so noblemen. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3826 I thought you were supposed to eat a giant bagel from the outside. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3827 The Elizabethan millstone. It's all the rage. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3828 This latest wife of Henry VIII is taking precautionary measures to avoid the fate of her predecessors. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3829 Is that Mary, Queen of Scott's? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3830 Yeah, but what does she look like under the ruff? 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3831 It's the latest fashion, edible scarfs 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3832 I say, this is taking 'keeping up with the Joneses' a bit too far 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3833 She's been acting all high and mighty ever since getting that job at the drive-through car wash. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3834 At least this recent diet fad is fashionable. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3835 I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3836 She's in a big huff today. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3837 Oh my, she's wearing the ruff of shame. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3838 At least she's not a stuffed shirt. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3839 Yet consider: a damsel may doff a ruff that swells unto the heights of folly; let us then rejoice that the mountebanks who stain the skin and pierce the flesh will never be suffered to ply their noxious trade among our youth. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3840 We call it the "Upper Trump guard" 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3841 Stay back—that's Princess Hannah-Belle of Lechter. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3842 That's inflation for ya. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3843 I'm told it has strong potential for plague prevention. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3844 She speaketh too much! 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3845 She heard the town crier's report on whiplash. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3846 She's seen what can happen even to a royal neck. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3847 Let’s blame German engineering prototypes. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3848 After he tried grabbing her by the pussy, she decided not to take any chances. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3849 I love soft-spoken ladies. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3850 Her Highness wishes to not be disturbed. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3851 It's ruff. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3852 Bill's the face; she's the brains 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3853 It's her medieval spin on the burqa. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3854 Yes, apparently results in quiet desperation and a stiff upper lip. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3855 Rumor has it that after the divorce the doctors were able to reattach her head using the neck of a giraffe. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3856 She's very modest about her neck. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3857 They finally found a way to keep theses inbred Royals from biting their tails. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3858 She said it was that or the pants suit. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3859 She still hasn't found what she's looking for. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3860 I understand Paris has even bigger plans for next year. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3861 She's been tired lately. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3862 It's new for colds. Blow and rotate. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3863 This happens every year after the first frost. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3864 Look who's sleeping on the job. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3865 She's always seen herself as a trendsetter. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3866 Methinks she hath the tidiest lungs in Avon. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
3867 These fantasy football bets get more ridiculous every year. 1.1310 0.05019 84 77 3 4
3868 she says the new neck brace is helping. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3869 I heard she got stuck jumping out of a cake. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3870 That’s one way to stay out of the guillotine. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
3871 Oh, go ahead and ask her out. I hear her ruff is worse than her bite! 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
3872 Well, she's certainly no mouth-breather. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3873 'Tis a bad case of Shakespearean whiplash. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3874 One of the new inflatables, I believe. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3875 Nice personality but not much to say. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3876 She really ruffles my feathers. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3877 She said she got the idea after her dog came back from the veterinarian. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3878 Just when you thought it was safe to tell your girlfriend about your neck fetish. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3879 Stealing a kiss wouldst be grand theft 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3880 In France they use a guillotine 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3881 Maybe now men will stop saying she's asking for it by what she's wearing. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3882 On the other hand, it does conceal those unsightly hickeys. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3883 I've heard you can't have just one. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3884 Forsooth, wouldst thou not love to have thine own cake, and eat of it as well? 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3885 She has been described as having an inflated personality. 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
3886 I guess this will keep Trump from trying to neck with her. 1.1310 0.05019 84 77 3 4
3887 It has completely stopped her from pulling out her eyelashes. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3888 The humid airs from a heated political debate cause the fibers to swell around her ears and eyes. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3889 Tis a ruffling I would surely un-ruffle wouldst she EVER give me so much as a nod but alas, even her nods seem lost to the world, poor thing 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3890 The Queen is dedicated to ending our wheel-of-cheese surplus. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3891 Is it just me, or does it seems like she's always looking down her nose at us? 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3892 Damn that Jones family. It's getting harder and harder to keep up with them. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3893 It was just a low speed collision. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3894 I knew she should not have told the King that his hands were on the smallish side. 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
3895 I hear she's dieting. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3896 The lady doth scratch behind her ears too much, methinks. 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
3897 She's trying to keep up with the Jameses." 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3898 She likes to hide her double chin. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3899 It would appear the lady hath completed her mourning. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3900 Fashion really goes over my head these days. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3901 they say she used to be big headed 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3902 Looks like she overdid the roughage diet. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3903 Someone must say something to her about those slippers! 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3904 Her new dress left her collarblind. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3905 That's called the "Nora Ephron." It's for women who hate their necks. 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
3906 It keeps her from licking her stitches. 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
3907 She went to Germany and met someone named Karl Lager-something. 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
3908 Did she buy that in Texas? 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3909 She's really taking this vow of silence seriously. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3910 It's a flotation device. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3911 The elizabethan collar would look so much better on her pets. 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
3912 It's the latest diet fad 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3913 Isn't that a perfect marriage of form and function? 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
3914 Well, that's one way for the king to shut her up with dignity and no beheading. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3915 She is really taking this Victorian thing a bit far 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3916 She's betrothed to the Earl of Stinkerton. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
3917 Elizabeth is taking this too far. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
3918 She calls it the Tempur Edict. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
3919 Must be laundry day. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3920 A ruff way to avoid dining. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
3921 'It is also town's cat scratcher.' 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3922 I think we will call it the Cronut 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3923 Tell me, Donald, how doth one gropeth a damsel so faire and yet so tall? 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3924 I heard the king is a grabber. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3925 The lady doth ruff too much, me thinks. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3926 I hate chicks that wear falsies. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3927 I thought the royalty would go to her head. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3928 I don't think this fad will last. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3929 Oh! That's Angel, Pillsbury's wife! 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3930 She's getting ready for the next debate. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3931 Charles, I've got an idea for a new confection. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3932 Looks like someone's having a ruff day. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3933 The Queen caught her smiling at the wrong time. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3934 I'm still anxious for the miniskirt to come into vogue. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3935 She feels bad about her neck. 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
3936 I mean, look at her: I DON'T THINK SO! 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3937 Clearly the new fashion is trying to ruffle women into silence. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3938 Abigail broke the glass ceiling on white collar jobs! 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3939 What you refer to as English opulence in the 1500's might well have started as a clever way to conceal a very large hickey. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3940 Since air travel has yet to be invented, I assume she has a different plan for that pillow. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3941 Double chin,,,missing teeth,,,or is she hiding her Adam's apple? 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3942 She knows they'll keep calling for her head. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3943 We have reached peak ruffle. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3944 I hear she's a great kisser! 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3945 Nasty woman...she can be quite ruff! 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
3946 Even the dating sites had nothing to offer. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3947 She expandeth into a colorful party banner. 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
3948 And I thought she had a good head on her shoulders. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3949 I believeth she is covering her double chin rather well. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3950 All wrapped up in herself mate!" "Agreed. Overly Charmin. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3951 Just imagine how big the hickey must be! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3952 It took a village but they finally did it! 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3953 Too much ruff trade, I fear. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3954 I just take a pill when I have reflux! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3955 Her halo slipped. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3956 She advocates the high ruffage diet. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3957 Is she wearing that neck collar or is it wearing her? 1.1235 0.05087 81 75 2 4
3958 Kiss deterrent Air bag necklace.... 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3959 She built it to keep out Donald Trump. 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
3960 I'd think twice before groping her. 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
3961 There goes the gossip queen with her veracity belt. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3962 Looks like she's having a rough day 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3963 Verily, she doth persevere most valiantly in keeping pace with yon Joneses. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3964 She really had to stick her neck out to be heard. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3965 Keep your chin up Hun. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3966 well...it's definitely an attention getter...anything to outdo The Donald. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3967 She was told she would receive a great Elizabethan scholar. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3968 Pretty much Zika-proof. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3969 It keeps her from licking her fingers... 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3970 Must be ruff. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3971 Jon instructed that we mustn't remove the cheese wheel till the sleepwalker has awoken. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3972 :Let me guess. Invented by a married man." 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3973 She's giving wimples a bad name. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3974 This is a ruff neck of the woods! Shes a ruff neck! 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3975 Her husband is an inventor 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3976 They say the next trend is stiletto heels. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3977 That's how much she loves cheesecake! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3978 Either, she told me I am going to be a father or were out of milk ? 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3979 Methinks there must be subtler means of concealing a hickey. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3980 No nasty talk, but then again no kissing either. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3981 It's for if she falls over. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3982 She's having her cake and eating it too. But why pineapple upside down cake? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3983 I hear she calls it a 'travel pillow with a built-in floatation device.' I don't know what most of those words mean. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3984 The vet said she should wear it until her sutures are removed. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3985 Methinks she suffereth ring around the collar. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3986 I do believe that if she had not chosen such a soft wheat that her ruff would not have risen as much. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3987 So much safer than the "neck lift" she considered. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3988 Her mother thinks it will keep the boys away, but I'm not so sure. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3989 It started out a little rough, but it's only gotten worse. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3990 She has a yeast infection. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3991 I don't think the medical insurance will pay for that neck brace. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3992 Yeah, well, good luck with that. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3993 She's rolling with a ruff crowd these days. 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
3994 There goes 'ol ruff-neck. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3995 It'd be less awkward to hide hickeys if there were shirts with a neck that looked like a turtle's 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3996 The seer's cockamamie prophecy about an expanding universe may have been right all along. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3997 So that's really how Petruchio tamed the shrew. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3998 When she said "Let them eat cake," I don't think she meant for them to wear it too. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3999 She has a real mouth on her, that one. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4000 They say Lord Johnston has an ingenious storage location for his spare carriage wheel. Can't think where though! 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4001 No kisses until Elizabeth is crowned Queen! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4002 I wonder why she turned me down for the pizza party? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4003 They were all out of bibs. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4004 Little Miss muffed it. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4005 It's a Dunkin dress! 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4006 I would say more 'Betsy' than 'Elizabethan'. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4007 When the villagers go low, she goes high. 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
4008 Quite poofalicious, wouldn't you say? 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4009 There will never be a portrait showing her double chin. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4010 Fashion is a ruff business these days. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4011 Wow. That's ruff. Now she can't even lick her wounds. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4012 The fraise is familiar but her chatelaine escapes me. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4013 She probably has a sore throat. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4014 Methinks the King's spay and neuter program hath commenced. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4015 She's brimming with confidence. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4016 She's been necking with Rembrandt again. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4017 Neck injuries never looked so good. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4018 Such a nasty woman 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4019 She says she's blazing a trail for "female white-collars" ?! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4020 Actually, it's a cheese roll. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4021 I think if it was a bit smaller, more like a turtle's neck, she'd have something. 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
4022 With a collar like this, her lip is as stiff as it would get! 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4023 The apothecary said she would have to wear it for 4 weeks after her injury from the horse cart crash. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4024 I'll never understand the concept of high tea. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4025 That's Queen Anne Boleyn recovering from a head transplant. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4026 That quilted two-ply has a lemony fresh scent! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4027 Air Quality Awareness Week 1578. 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
4028 They say it can also be used to stop a dog from licking itself. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4029 Aye m'Lord... When Lord Trump is about, yon lady is compelled to wear her most intimidating chastity ruffle. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4030 I've always had a thing for loud mufflers. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4031 I'm struck by the elegance with which she holds her tongue. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4032 I don't think m'lady really understood when the Duchess told her she was a big cheese. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4033 And I thought we had a rough time with lunch. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4034 She couldn't keep her fingers out of her nose. Doctor said another two weeks will do the trick. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4035 It's called a cirka. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4036 Mmmm...donuts. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4037 Where ever did she get that? I'd must get one for my wife right away. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4038 She bragged to the Queen once too often. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4039 Her lawyer says she has to keep it on until the trial is over. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4040 She's always trying to one-up the other ladies. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4041 My gosh! She's gonna walk right into that Brexit. 1.1235 0.05381 81 76 0 5
4042 She was caught sleeping around. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4043 Her Ladyship aspires to maintain distance while making a fashion statement. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4044 That's one way to cover up a hickey... 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4045 She was chewing on the stitches in her petticoat. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4046 Full of fluff and frilly, signifying nothing. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4047 Is she trying to impress some one? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4048 Ms. Diamond is still a bit unrefined. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4049 Sir Reginald is opening a bagel shop and Lady Millicent is in charge of marketing. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4050 It's not THAT drafty out. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4051 Fashion Week again. Donuts must be in this year. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4052 She had a ruff upbringing. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4053 Ruff-ly speaking, she's been silenced. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4054 It sure does hid a double chin. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4055 I'm not a big fan of the John the Baptist look. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4056 I like Sir Raleigh's tobacco, but the filter still needs work. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4057 They say it's supposed to keep her from biting her nails, but it actually seems to be increasing the town's consumption of French cheeses. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4058 The fuzzy cartwheel doth confuse me. 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
4059 Looks as though she takes the cake... 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4060 Definitely Botox, dude. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4061 I was going to say something extremely ruff. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4062 She calls herself a roughneck 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4063 That look tires her out 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4064 She has her head in the clouds 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4065 Her fashion sense is baroque. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4066 You know what they say, long neck, large chest. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4067 ' "She says I listen to her but I don't hear her." 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4068 Yep, you could say she is more than a little 'ruff' around the edges. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4069 Watch out! They're ruffled! 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4070 Me hopeth that, in another 150 years, these tales of vampyres will hath ended. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4071 It's not particularly flattering, but it hides her turkey neck. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4072 Oh, her? She's a Cheesecake Head from Wisconsin. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4073 She's going through a ruff time. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4074 A unique way to remind the hubby that it's her birthday. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4075 BOTOX?? 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4076 Yep, that's her. Inventor of the selfie-stick. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4077 It's a short distance from ruff to ruffian! 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4078 She's one of those nouveaux ruffs. 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
4079 I fear she'll lose her head if she's not careful. 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
4080 It's for security, her neck tattoos contain state secrets. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4081 We've persuaded the women that it is a fashion statement. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4082 Talk about a neck-romancer! 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4083 I heard Rapunzel's boyfriend is overweight. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4084 Ruff treatment shall better seal this maiden's urgent place, than any belt of chastity. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4085 I hope that isn't too ruff on her face. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4086 Impeccable manners? Her? She's a gigantic roughneck! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4087 That collar will look fetching on the chopping block, but I can't imagine it'll save her. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4088 By next season, the other designers will have knock-offs. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4089 The lady doth puff up too much, methinks. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4090 'Tis the new girl from Transylvania. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4091 Don't waste your breath, Samuel. You have no chance with Elizabeth Neckpillow. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4092 Catherine of Aragon cautiously strolls about town waiting for her annulment to come through 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4093 Me thinks the Queen won't stick her neck out. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4094 these fad diets never work! 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4095 This probably won't help her self-centered reputation. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4096 I herd she wuz havin a ruff time. 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
4097 She told me she just read Nora Ephron's "I Feel Bad about my Neck." 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4098 She'll do anything to protect her personal space! 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4099 She called the king a 'groper' one too many times! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4100 Now that's rough. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4101 Donald Trump must be in the neighborhood. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4102 Her husband likes donuts. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4103 It's the last anti-Trump fashion statement. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4104 She looks comfortable. Maybe I should get one, too. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4105 It is rumored that her braces will come off anon. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4106 Lucky she doesn't have to brush her own hair... 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4107 So much for your ruff estimate. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4108 Just like horses, it helps her sleep standing up. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4109 Such a nasty damsel. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4110 She does have trouble with tight spaces. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4111 Boy, could I use that on my dog. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4112 The lady doth o'erdress too much, methinks. 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
4113 She was struck by a carriage and there is a lawsuit pending. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4114 Fainting won't be a problem for her highness anymore 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4115 Yes, but she's really the only qualified candidate. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4116 Anon! Alert the fashion constabulary. 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
4117 It's the latest thing. Dr. Marcuse's guillotine repair. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4118 That fashion doubles as a muzzle. 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
4119 Too much ruff around her edges. Don't you think? 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4120 I hear 'tis weight loss she's after. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4121 I must ask her where she bought it. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4122 She knew something was needed to help filter her political remarks. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4123 She owns the patisserie... 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4124 I thought 'warehouse store' meant no-frills. 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
4125 Lady Shakespare if I'm not mistaken 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4126 How the bagel was born. 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
4127 She has a wound on her leg 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4128 Underneath it all, she has quite an elegant neck." "Yes, I'm sure Henry has noticed. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4129 It gives me an idea about a breakfast snack with a nice glaze coating. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4130 They still haven't found the official files on her personal server. 1.1235 0.05087 81 75 2 4
4131 Pray tell, I have heard of her fondness of cheese, but alas, what a burden that must be to wear all day long. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4132 I recommended she use foundation to cover up the hickey. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4133 She was the winning contestant last week on 'The Wheel of Misfortune.' 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4134 Its simple design relieves tension from the neck and shoulders. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4135 ...but, she *did* survive the plague. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4136 It seems the King has chosen a new tailor. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4137 M. Michelin is sure possessive. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4138 Well, that's certainly grist for the mill. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4139 Thou ist covering a hickey. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4140 She told her husband she liked it "ruffer." 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4141 Cheeky. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4142 Bad teeth. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4143 True, but I hear she's cold below the collar. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4144 shes giving herself a cat scan right now 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4145 Wife number seven. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4146 Methinks indeed it is a most ingenious way to tote one's wedding cake. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4147 Verily, I dare say this latest dieting method, like all others preceding it, shan't succeed. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4148 She just returned from Paris. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4149 I'm guessing she's about 5'6", maybe 5'7"... But that's just a ruff estimate. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4150 Too close to the Giant Ring Toss game again? 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4151 Ain't no hiding dat ass doe 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4152 She's into high fashion. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4153 I hear it's all the rage in Transylvania. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4154 Who told her to move tires like that? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4155 That's the fourth Vivienne Westwood I've seen today. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4156 Not sure the fashion accessories sponsor by Ye Olde Donut House are going to catch on...... 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4157 She fluffed her overstuffed ruff, and now it's puffed up beyond her scruff. That's some tough stuff, Macduff. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4158 The best part is that, she's not much of a talker. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4159 She has the biggest double chin in the village. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4160 I KNEW the Gluten Free Sponge Cake would work!..My Lord. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4161 After leaving the Sisters, she went into fashion. 1.1235 0.05087 81 75 2 4
4162 It's called a 'chastity collar.' 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4163 It's the new Cronut collar. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4164 Sure She'll be hot under the collar but a 4 nonetheless ... 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4165 Before the development of breath mints, people tried to hide "the problem". 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4166 My, isn't she a quiet one 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4167 She's the Virgin Queen. It's a love bite chastity belt. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4168 Such a nasty woman. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4169 It covers all her hickies. She's very popular. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4170 She claims it's a fashion statement, but her husband just got tired of her complaining. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4171 Me thinks the lady tutu too much! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4172 I told her they were only to be worn for our bedroom games. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4173 Look Will, what a deformed thief this fashion is. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4174 I know she loves donuts but, really? 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4175 Yes, well, we did tell Mary to pack only what she could carry... 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
4176 I spent a night with her. Rough. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4177 The poor girl, I hear she really had it ruff. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4178 Dressing modest brings the mens attention more than you can imagine. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4179 It's called the pineapple slice. 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
4180 She feels bad about her neck. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4181 Haughty? She's so stiff-necked it isn't funny! 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4182 The look is already out of fashion in Paris. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4183 it is lighter than a millstone 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4184 I just got an idea for a breath mint 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4185 Milady loves her cronuts. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4186 That's one ruff talking lady. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4187 To be honest, I'm not quite sure what she's asking for with that one. 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
4188 A word of advice, Henry. Never stare at your daughter's hickey. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4189 The lady doth collar too much, methinks. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4190 Yeah, but is she ready? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4191 What dreams may come when we have ruffle'd off this mortal coil. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4192 hark, ye olde earmuffs for the 2016 debates! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4193 It's a style only for the forwarding looking. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4194 What a ho. 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
4195 We could call them "Michelin", after Michelle! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4196 Adams apple or not ....me thinks the lady doth protest too much 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4197 Shakespeare didn't want her dead. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4198 Turkey Neck! 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4199 I never had sex with that woman! 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
4200 Such a shame m'lady is suffering from such a terrible case of whiplash 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4201 She said she liked the sonnet, but not the part about her neck. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4202 It's the latest in wearable technology. It's supposed to prevent a hot mic disaster. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4203 Her father is King Ho-Ho's 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4204 Cootie-catcher. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4205 I wonder if the carpet matches... 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4206 It's a filter, she has a severe case of halitosis. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4207 Today's fashion trends are absurdly ruff for women to maintain. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4208 It would appear that she is very self conscious about the wrinkles on her neck. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4209 Let's get out of here! She looks like a roughneck! 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4210 It's for her own good. The barber says she wouldn't stop licking at her leeches. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4211 Rumor has it that it's chock-full of Riesling. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4212 I cannot wait for the end of fashion week, Reginald. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4213 The King said she deserved to have the biggest one in whole kingdom...but I think she was just talking too much. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4214 King Trump hath deemed the wench a '3' and decreed she shall wear one yuge ruff. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4215 Me thinks it's hard for her to floss. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4216 Vanity, sir. My lady pleaseth her self with the foolish device to hide a double chin. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4217 Such a nasty woman. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4218 She's really up to her neck in it this time, isn't she? 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4219 That must be some goiter under there! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4220 Sir Alfred claims she has really bad breath. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4221 Such a rough woman! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4222 Such ostentation really feathers my ruffles! 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4223 That's about as useful as tits on a boar. 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
4224 Henry's new wife just went down in the polls. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4225 Ruffle my feathers, is that Madge? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4226 Enough is enough, already 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4227 It's the oddest thing…yesterday it just a sniffle. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4228 It's the latest in whiplash fashion. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4229 She getss ruffeled easily 1.1220 0.04717 82 75 4 3
4230 The beauty of self censorship 1.1220 0.04717 82 75 4 3
4231 I overheard her lady-in-waiting mention that she bites her nails while William travels. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4232 She entered the donut hole. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
4233 It appears that the Queen has found her air pump. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4234 She's always had a problem with starch. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
4235 She's stiff-necked. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4236 She used to be so talkative. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4237 Then the rumor is true, m'lady's opponent had her collared. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
4238 It amazes me at what great lengths some women will go to hide a hickie. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4239 Whiplash 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
4240 She's on the Queen Elizabeth Diet. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
4241 The new sheriff did tell me that he was going to make a big collar. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4242 That new diet really works wonders. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
4243 Elizabeth is so literal. Look what happened when she heard "Let them eat cake." 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
4244 A virgin kisser? 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
4245 She's in solidarity with her poodle who has to wear that head cone thing. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
4246 I think she'll have a rough time making a fashion statement. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4247 I dunno, maybe gender equity? Might be the Michelin Woman? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4248 Methinks dinner time at the lady's house to be, verily, a hoot and a half. 1.1220 0.04717 82 75 4 3
4249 Introversion is the new black. 1.1220 0.04717 82 75 4 3
4250 I bet that's tiring. 1.1220 0.04717 82 75 4 3
4251 I know there's a Trump joke hidden in there somewhere. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
4252 Word is … she's got wicked-bad teeth and a crummy smile. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4253 Allergies have met their match, if you ask me. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
4254 Me thinks that Lord and Lady Guillotine will be separating soon. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
4255 It keeps out 97% of germs. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
4256 She says that she feels bad about her neck. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4257 Double chin problems 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4258 Rumor has it she feels bad about her neck. 1.1220 0.04717 82 75 4 3
4259 It reminds me of a joke..... 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
4260 I heard the stocks were being used. 1.1220 0.04717 82 75 4 3
4261 A pussy bow I think 1.1220 0.04717 82 75 4 3
4262 When I told her I really liked the new dress she bought, I didn't think she'd let it go to her head. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4263 I hear that Henry VIII is none too pleased that Anne Boleyn is smitten with the town crier, Sir Billy of Bush. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
4264 She has a wart. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
4265 Isn't that the latest anti-vampire ruff collar? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4266 We went out once, but she said I wasn't good enough at necking for her. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
4267 Debate fatigue. 1.1220 0.04717 82 75 4 3
4268 let her eat cake 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4269 Yes, that's Anne Boleyn, Henry the VIII's loveth and trustith, back from the fortune teller's. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
4270 Apparently she had a significant issue licking herself 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
4271 Patriarchy. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
4272 She's going through a rough patch. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4273 Seems the maiden doth suffer a hickey. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4274 I hear it's HEPA rated. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
4275 Deplorable - turtle necks are out. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4276 Methinks she doth not protest too much today. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
4277 ... something new, a chastity steel-belt radial, as I understand it. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
4278 They got the idea from "The Great British Baking Show". 1.1220 0.04717 82 75 4 3
4279 She claims everyone was wearing them at Fashion Week. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4280 Well you can't say she isn't well prepared for the guillotine 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
4281 Hester's "A" sure, but what's her story? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4282 The women in this village sure know how to hold their heads high. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4283 That will protect Joan from the guillotine, but there are other dangers lurking. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
4284 I hear she wears size 13 clogs. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
4285 It's her Mother... She wants her to be 100% pure for the wedding... 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
4286 And we thought we had it ruff. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4287 It's the new ruff in memory foam. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4288 She once jumped out of a birthday cake. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4289 Verily, it would appear she likes a bit of ruff. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4290 "They granted her wish for the 'necks good thing'. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4291 Quite a beautiful design. I don't know why they call it "muffler collar". 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4292 It's a new "mum's the word" collar. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4293 It's so she doesn't chew at the sutures, where they removed her heart to make room for more self-entitlement. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4294 Her lung capacity is truly unprecedented. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4295 This is a very ruff time for her. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4296 That's a rough ruff. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4297 She is Franz Hals' latest model. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4298 It looks like your wife is carrying around a spare tire. 1.1125 0.04704 80 74 3 3
4299 Chastity belts are out, y'know... 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4300 Here I thought popped collars were out of style. 1.1125 0.04704 80 74 3 3
4301 It's all the rage right now. It's called the "Trumpadore"! 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4302 Poor girl. She must have it really ruff. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4303 I've been told the knot brings the whole outfit together. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4304 Ever since that business with Essex, Queen Bess seeks to prevent her ladies-in-waiting from speaking of her private affairs. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4305 Of course it's big. Did you see the size of those hands? 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4306 Getting her to eat is really ruff. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4307 "You won't be able to kiss her, but you can try the other approach". 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4308 I hear she's down to 10 stones. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4309 She's known to be considered an air head! 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4310 Marry, be careful what you ask for.... 1.1125 0.04704 80 74 3 3
4311 Oh dear, it's a neck chastity belt, 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4312 She spoke ill of Viceroy Drumpf 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4313 Ruffs this year are kiss proof. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4314 If I could just see the bottom half of her face. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4315 I heard she's sick of men kissing her on the lips. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4316 Her ruff is worse than her bite! 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4317 Must be rich. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4318 It's the new government requirement to prevent whiplash. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4319 Not for fashion, personal safety. She had her footman measure, and it definitely won't fit in the guillotine. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4320 They say she's had it rough. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4321 If she dies, no autopsy required. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4322 How tragic for Lady Collagen. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4323 She picked it up in Henry VIII's estate auction. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4324 I think that limits how nasty she can be. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4325 It prevents arguments 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4326 I heard she's auditioning to be the pharmacist on "Doc Martin". 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4327 They put another one on her feet and the carriage is good to go 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4328 Clearly she's having a ruff time! 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4329 Hickie protection. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4330 That my friend, is the Elizabethan version of the Lap-Band. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4331 So far, Susan's new top had worked as advertised to keep her from jumping into any conversations about the election. (Sometimes it had the added bonus of stopping them altogether.) 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4332 Poor Beata: she’ll never ‘stoop to collar’ a man. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4333 I told you those collars would come back into fashion. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4334 It's all the rage with Gossips Anonymous. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4335 I predict that neck braces in the future will be streamlined 1.1125 0.04704 80 74 3 3
4336 Me thinks thy Lady Gaga has lost her civil mind. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4337 The folks hereabouts don't bathe much. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4338 So do you think the Cubs have a shot? 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4339 She said she had a dream about the future. Somehow protects against unwanted kissing 1.1125 0.04704 80 74 3 3
4340 Me thinks she hath no hankerchief to drop. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4341 That's what I love about this village, man. I get older and the girls in the huge collars stay the same age. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4342 It is the new chastity belt all the kids are using. 1.1125 0.04704 80 74 3 3
4343 With that oblivion collar she won't even see the guillotine coming. 1.1125 0.04704 80 74 3 3
4344 What do you think of the new facial, chastity belts?” “Well one thinks it will be the end of the pearl necklace. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4345 Or, as the King suggested, we could stretch her neck. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4346 Shh...the queen is very sensitive about her teeth. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4347 Those are instead of property rights. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4348 She weareth the latest Weight Watcher's device. 1.1125 0.04704 80 74 3 3
4349 It does wonders for a lady's self-esteem - she cannot hear "locker-room banter" voiced in public. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4350 They call her Silence Partridge. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4351 M'lady doth not abide groping. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4352 She's had a ruff life. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4353 I guess the Queen does live in her own little world. 1.1125 0.04704 80 74 3 3
4354 She's getting herself to a nunnery, I wot. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4355 I think it's to cover up her double chin! 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4356 I moved on her and I failed. I'll admit it. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4357 I heard that without that collar, she's like a dog with fleas. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4358 Yeezy Season 5 hath arrived. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4359 She has a separate anti-Trump airbag in her corset? 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4360 I can certainly see why Mr. Shakespeare is refusing to give women parts in his plays! 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4361 Necking ? A pie in the sky . 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4362 Didn't you see her on Ruffs of Instagram? 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4363 Careful with that one--she's ruff trade. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4364 They say she's the final survivor of the great European collar epidemic. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4365 I'd heard "she likes it 'ruff'", but I had no idea! 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4366 Nice ruff! 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4367 I didn't realize she was so sensitive about the thyroidectomy scar. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4368 That is her take on having a "stiff upper lip". 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4369 It's something called a tire. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4370 Queen Lizzy's new Flounced Ruffed Ruffle muffles words she doesn't want Walsingham to hear. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4371 I heareth 'tis an Ottoman ruff. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4372 Is that Bob Dylan under that lace collar? 1.1125 0.04704 80 74 3 3
4373 I say jollie old fellow...Trump has placed that thing over her mouth. 1.1125 0.04704 80 74 3 3
4374 I would never have guessed that she likes it ruff. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4375 For a brief moment, Ilsa's "dual purpose dog bed" was all the rage. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4376 Ruffs gone wild, indeed... 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4377 Let's get over to the gym and I'll tell you more in the locker room. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4378 I heard that she feels bad about her neck. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4379 And thus begins the Ostrichian Era. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4380 It's called the Royal neck brace. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4381 Her Majesty prefers to be addressed as "Mum." 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4382 Now that's bigly. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4383 Lady Aardvark doth appear headed to the beach this morn. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4384 I know she's a germaphobe, but I preferred it when she just wore that silly surgical mask. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4385 Alas, she doth sleepwalke anew... methinks this new attire does afforde too much comforte. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4386 Guess she had too much to say. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4387 She's already cuffed, but I'll let you take the collar..." 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4388 She's been wearing it in response to "Off with their heads!!!" 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4389 It's the economy, William. The collar has plummeted in value. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4390 I hear she's a wee bit apprehensive about the Pageant Director's affectionate inclinations 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4391 It's a multi-purpose neck brace, mouth warmer, and spare wheel for the wagon and I rather fancy it. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4392 For a lady, she's a real rough neck. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4393 These new fashions leave a lot to be desired 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4394 Collar-a 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4395 She feels bad about her neck. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4396 Nope -- Can't call her a nasty woman. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4397 Me thinks she doth protest too much. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4398 That's the latest two purpose Ruff everyone is talking about. When you're not wearing it you can use it as a seat cushion. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4399 That looks Ruff. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4400 And you thought you had it ruff!! 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4401 She's not your usual bit of ruff 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4402 I thought next week was Jamestown fashion week 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4403 She's ahead of her time. 1.1125 0.04704 80 74 3 3
4404 It's from a new fashion designer in olde London towne. Thou shouldest get a load of his codpiece! 1.1125 0.04704 80 74 3 3
4405 She's big on pushing the envelope. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4406 It's an engagement gift from the royal court of King Henry VIII. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4407 And here I thought last spring's quadroruff was as far as this would go. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4408 There goes that nasty woman. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4409 They say she is having a ruff time. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4410 It filters out her filthy rhetoric. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4411 It's great, but is it good? 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4412 She is roughing it today. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4413 What an elegant sleepwalker! 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4414 Too ruff for me! 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4415 Nasty woman! 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4416 Tis the hay fever, methinks. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4417 She walled herself in. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4418 Try to behead me now, Henry VIII! 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4419 She has a ruff life. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4420 Her Highness mustn't know it trendeth downward at the Fifeshire Quarterly. 1.1125 0.04704 80 74 3 3
4421 She is having an Early Elizabethan FACELIFT . 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
4422 Good way to protect herself against unwanted sexual advances 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
4423 I think her 'anti-sexual contact device' will need an adjustment before the Trump visit. 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
4424 She says it stays on until I let her buy a Burkina! 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4425 She knows that's not how safe spaces work, right? 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
4426 She won't even talk to me. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4427 She's teething. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4428 No teeth 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4429 She offered a kiss good night, but I searched for an hour and couldn't find the way in. 1.1026 0.04684 78 73 2 3
4430 She had surgery last week. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4431 I doth hear she stuffs her ruff. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4432 Miss Gouda is my favorite pageant contestant. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4433 They say, she bit him hard! 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4434 She thinks that showing off her starching and ironing skills will get her a good husband. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4435 Who "ruff"led her feathers? 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4436 I heard she wears that to hide her hickeys. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4437 She has a well rounded personality. 1.1026 0.04684 78 73 2 3
4438 She’s a looker, but really hard to talk to. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4439 It's how she eats cake. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4440 The new plane pillows come with all the frills 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4441 I told her, swallowing the pea would only make things worse. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4442 At least it keeps her from biting 'down there.' 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4443 Man, does she have her head in a wad! 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4444 It's cheaper than a wall against the French. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4445 She's quick to call others roughnecks! 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4446 I don't usually drink coffee this late in the day, but strangely, yes, I am in the mood for a cup. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4447 Boy, has she had it ruff or what? 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4448 Goes to show... you can't get away with white collar crime & she is up to her neck in it! 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4449 I guess the rumor things were ruff all over in the Kingdom are true... 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4450 You can't keep them down on the farm after they've seen Paris! 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4451 Hubba-hubba, check out those ears! 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4452 She wants to have her cake and eat it 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4453 Looks like she had quite the ruff day. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4454 Think she will remember her umbrella next time it rains? 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4455 Ruff, ruff! 1.1026 0.04684 78 73 2 3
4456 Thou Kardashians -- always over the top. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4457 SHE DOTH MIGHTILY PUFF HER RUFF, METHINKS ! 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4458 It's a collar on her emotions. She's such a drama queen. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4459 These so-called Queens are always trying to out do each other at these events. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4460 That is just plain wrong. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4461 I heard she's been going through a ruff patch. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4462 Lady Penelope has an audience with Donald of Lechery. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4463 "She's not reinventing it--she's making it great again" (yes stealing and reapplying finalist caption from contest 2 weeks ago ) 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4464 I call it 'Ye Olde Sneeze Guard.' 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4465 Rumors are the King asked Will to try science fiction. In the play she snaps her head and it turns into a frilly time machine. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4466 Methinks it may hide an unsightly chin pimple. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4467 I think she’s a victim of the collar-her epidemic. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4468 "She doesn't like hickeys". 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4469 Do you think I should collar? 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4470 It was either that or sewing her lips shut in order to lose 2 stone by her wedding day. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4471 Very high humidity for October 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4472 Hotspot. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4473 I'll wager Mistress Gale paid more than a farthing for that collar. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4474 It's from Portsmouth Fashion Week. It's apparently a prêt-à-porter no-kiss chastity ruff for the Dutch mistress. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4475 Her ruff is worse than her bite. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4476 She just had surgery. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4477 I'd ask her out but she's too deep for me. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4478 OMG! I think we can invent head cheese and move to Brooklyn! 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4479 T'is the converse sire. Your lady's head got too small for her collar. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4480 Let's not judge. She's going through a "ruff" time. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4481 We met on thatch.com . As it turns out, she is a white collar worker. I had trouble contacting her as her collar ID was unlisted. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4482 Oh the canticles she enkindles in me despite the beard. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4483 She's saving herself for the 2020 election. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4484 Poor lady, she's got it rough! 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4485 'Twas one helluva party - no wonder she's looking so ruff this morning. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4486 Gosh, that's really a rough ruff. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4487 Seeing that gives me an idea. I will invent an airplane seat. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4488 She's trying to attract that fellow Darwin. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4489 I think I saw that on Shark Tank. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4490 She looks ruff. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4491 May look funny but last night, she bent over facing north, lifted her left leg and raised her right arm and we could hear apolyphonic votive antiphon from St.Paul's in London. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4492 Her husband had it made for her ! 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4493 I'll admit it, I'm turned on by the new low-neck dresses. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4494 I blame the music. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4495 Me thinks the lady tis a clown 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4496 did she just sing "anything boys can wear girls can wear better?" 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4497 There is nothing good or bad, but thinking makes it so. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4498 Social Climber!! 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4499 I hear she likes it ruff. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4500 Methinks the lady doth ruff too much! 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4501 She's betrothed to the Duke of Dungshire. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4502 Before we switched to puff pastry it was just a donut. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4503 That's one way to keep her quiet. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4504 I never thought the Post-Classic look would come back. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4505 If silenc is golden, that was worth every farthing. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4506 Frankly I think the shoulder pads are bit overdone. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4507 Prithee, friend, dost thou not think they should move the padding back to the bum? 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4508 She was embarrassed that too many people were staring at her goiter. Really, this is much more subtle. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4509 It must be ruff being her. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4510 ............... 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4511 It's all the rage these days, noise cancelling ruffs 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4512 The crown got unwieldy. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4513 M'lord I fear she hails from the ruff part of our fair city. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4514 It begs the question, "Is it ruff enough?" 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4515 She's a diamond in the ruff. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4516 Can this be the Queen Marie Antoinette who once said "Let them eat cake?" 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4517 I just love that wearable puff pastry look. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4518 I just knew he would wring her by the neck one day. 1.1026 0.04684 78 73 2 3
4519 No, actually she thinks she's Bette Davis. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4520 Must have been a bad carriage crash! 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4521 She's not one to let her head lie uneasy. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4522 She's really grown in to her ruff.' 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4523 Her bark is worse than her bite. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4524 Some people just get a swelled head. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4525 'I told her I liked it ruff'. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4526 Billy, don't let the outfit fool you. She's such a nasty woman. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4527 Her Majesty hath been afflicted with a hickey plague. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4528 I've heard it said that she's a real roughneck. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4529 "How many turtles did they have to kill to make that?'' 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4530 She's been a tad paranoid since i suggested we try to cure her sore throat the way "Marie Antoinette" cured hers. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4531 She said she forgot to tell them "not too much starch." 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4532 She's got a double chin. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4533 Such a nasty woman. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4534 'Elizabeth The Cat Scratcher.' 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4535 Beware the scarlet header! 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4536 Sir Donald's ex? 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4537 These are ruff times we live in. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4538 Behold the Milf. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4539 She mentioned it was Pret-a-porter. Like we would care to know her disease! 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4540 I'd love to grab that muffler. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4541 That should stop the sexual lies against Trump 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4542 I hear she has never brushed her teeth. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4543 She's really ruff. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4544 Truly? Her serenity belies your claim that she is likely "hot 'neath that collar." 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4545 It's the latest in giliteen safety wear. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4546 She's unable to make a fashion statement 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4547 Actually, let her eat cake. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4548 And should that rogue Count Drumpf become too familiar, the collar quickly expands to protect m'lady's lips. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4549 ....and the flight attendant told her, "just breathe normally". 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4550 She's a health nut. Thats a sneeze muffler. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4551 "She had that - you know...Operation"! 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4552 I heard she's moving to Portland. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4553 She's had a ruff life. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4554 It's all fine to be fashionable, but you still need to breath I'd say. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4555 It kills me, when you are rich or famous you can do anything you want - you can grab them by the hand, the neck ruff.... 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4556 Heard she's a plaintiff along with that Antoinette woman. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4557 Looks like someone had a "ruff" night. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4558 She's puffed up now, but she will be reigned in after her wedding. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4559 How many candles do we need 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4560 She still thinks she's riding in coach. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4561 That's one way to silence your critic! 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4562 hopefuly she will stop scratching that rash on her nose 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4563 Apparently it's big on socialite media 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4564 She really lets her pedigree keep most suitors at a distance... 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4565 Self love my liege is not so vile a sin as self neck lacing 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4566 Ye'old town gossip finally got her just due! 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4567 She either has sleep apnea, or her ruffles have ridges! 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4568 She's a really big fan of Elizabeth I. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4569 It's to keep her from licking her wounds... inflicted from patriarchy! 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4570 It's for women with nasty mouths. 1.1026 0.04684 78 73 2 3
4571 Ruff night? Why yes, but Mum's the word. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4572 It's woven from genetically modified flax. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4573 Well, 'Mfff, mfff, mfff' to you too, your majesty. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4574 I hear it is total pain to clean. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4575 She's a ruff neck. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4576 Is it me, or was trying to hear her talk a little ruff? 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4577 She clearly is overcompensating for not having a walking stick. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4578 The fashion trends are ruffer than ever. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4579 I say my good fellow, inflation on ladies collars has certainly gone up in the last six months. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4580 Marie Antoinette sure likes her cake! 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4581 Elizabeth's having a ruff day. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4582 Good God, is she wearing a whole tire? 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4583 She's practically asking for it. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4584 She appears a bit stuck on herself. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4585 I guess that's for more than just kissing. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4586 It's how she avoids talking to the press 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4587 And then she says, "Let them eat cheese." 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4588 Well, that's one solution to problematic cross dressing. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4589 That's the new treatment for a very bad cold! 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4590 Helen has brilliantly camouflaged a zit on her chin with her new invention. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4591 She says it's all the rage in Paris 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4592 It must be ruff at the top. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4593 "See thee?" "Yon fair maiden cannot have her cake and eat it." John Curliano Alameda CA 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4594 I've always heard that she is extremely ruff. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4595 You wouldn't believe how much less they cost in extra-large. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4596 She heard the presidential candidates would be making a stop here… 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4597 I really thought she wasn't going to have any room for dessert. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4598 That Elizabethan Warren is plenty ruff! 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4599 Lady Hickey Beardley hiding something? Not that I'm aware of. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4600 Winter is coming... 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4601 Being queen comes with a big head. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4602 They say the wider the ruff, the closer to God. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4603 Those neck injuries are a bitch. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4604 That's Catherine Parr. 1.1026 0.04684 78 73 2 3
4605 If that catches on I’m moving to Moscow. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4606 It's been a ruff diet for Prudence. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4607 Her bark is worse than her bite. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4608 This is my donut chain's new poster. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4609 Who could EVER trump that, eh? It's so ridiculous, so absurd, so over the top! 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4610 It FINALLY grew enough to stop her mouth 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4611 I don't think the Angel Food Collar is going to catch on. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4612 Life is ruff for that one. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4613 No, I don't, she was always so secretive about her neck of the woods... 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4614 She sees the future and no one believes it. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4615 It's Kleenex 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4616 That's the new girl in town. I hear she has a wicked double chin. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4617 It's rough out here for a princess. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4618 You know, they say she has a chicken neck. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4619 That must repel the "stars." 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4620 The ruffle’s triumph? Shows her face much less.” “The ruffle’s ruin? Doth contain her breast! 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4621 She always makes me feel small. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4622 She's probably hiding a cold sore. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4623 Tis said to keep grpers at bay. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4624 The last person to tell Her Highness about her breath is still in the stocks. So we told her she's starting a new fashion craze. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4625 Those donuts really went to her neck 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4626 Bad breathe suitors don't bother her 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4627 The last queen actually suffocated--good thing the king had another third cousin to marry. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4628 She'll only lower it if you are a rich nobleman! 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4629 I don't think she doth protests too much lately. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4630 It must be pretty ruff carrying all that responsibility on her shoulders 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4631 Madam Duncan got the idea from the family baking business. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4632 It's the new sponge cake collar. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4633 Wool blends give her hives. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4634 M'lady can no longer lick her hotte spots. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4635 Since her mouth is covered, I think she's spoken for. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4636 She has sleep apnea. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4637 Helps prevent a sore neck when she's sleep walking. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4638 Why do the lower classes always have to exaggerate? 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4639 I wish I'd invented the silencer! 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4640 Signifies a nasty mouth. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4641 The princess has a sore on her arm and her doctor wants her to stop licking it. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4642 Heard what she said?" "No, what?" "Said, `Mmnnff.' 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4643 It's the King's way of insuring the Queen keeps a stiff upper lip. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4644 Actually, people say the only reason she wears that thing is to hide a big letter "A" that's under it. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4645 She's really suffocating. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4646 Ironically she's the Duchess of Minimalism 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4647 She likes it really ruff. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4648 She would be perfect for the role of tree number 1 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4649 "I think it's too editorial". 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4650 It's the latest fashion. Keeps the chill away, and holds a full day's supply of snacks. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4651 They call her Lady Hickey! 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4652 When did lipstick go out of fashion? 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4653 She's the compleat package - with a wedding cake gratis. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4654 Prithee answer me sir, but is she wife number seven? 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4655 She's dreaming about cake again. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4656 Don't worry - She only has to wear this in public. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4657 She believes in the theory of, Trickle Down Fashionomics. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4658 I hear it prevents her from picking her nose. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4659 She doesn't believe in global warming. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4660 She's really overdoing the Queen Elizabeth I thing. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4661 It's to protect her in case she falls during her sleep-walks. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4662 Looks pretty frilly to me. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4663 Botched neck job. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4664 Look at the thread pattern on her! 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4665 Her husband thinks she talks too much. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4666 She PASSED the drug test? 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4667 I say, she looks rather ruff around the edges. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4668 A chastity belt for the Virgin Queen. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4669 Her head should be bigger. But what do I know? 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4670 She's planning on taking her latest creation on the road. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4671 Midevil Airfilters are back! 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4672 She doesn't appear to know or care if she's being punished or rewarded... 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4673 Is that the princess that felt the pea? 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4674 The Squire says she can dress as she wishes, anything just to keep her quiet. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4675 Boy, Gladys is really taking her love of muffs a little too far. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4676 The inspiration for dog scratching collars 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4677 The Queen gets colds. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4678 It's the new portable pillow on the HSN! 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4679 She spoke out of turn. 1.1026 0.04684 78 73 2 3
4680 Rebecca's husband seems to be a really smart guy... 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4681 Test caption 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4682 Is that a fashion statement or a muzzle? 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4683 It's the latest fad. It's called ruffing it. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4684 Ye Royale Surgien performed a tummy tucke on Milady, who is notte permitted to licke it for three weekes. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4685 Ye olde neck muff. It is more impressive than the one for the ears. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4686 This new diet craze is ruff. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4687 A pinch of growth hormone added to the starch, I'd venture. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4688 How I'd love to take her by the collar! 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4689 I heard that things are really ruff all over 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4690 I think it was her father's idea 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4691 Her barrister says it will fetch several extra quid at the jury trial. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4692 Now THAT'S rough! 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4693 I know that our Victorian styles are not designed for comfort, but that one is really ruff! 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4694 She's Nora Ephron's great grandmother. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4695 Life is ruff for Elizabeth. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4696 They cracked down in sports, but steroids are now taking over fashion. The neck's always a dead giveaway. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4697 I heard her life motto is "More frills equals more thrills." 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4698 I tell you the courtship was going rather well, and then I asked if I could use her as a footrest during the Sunday Jousts. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4699 Fashion designers call that a 'SARS mask.' 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4700 It is all the rage, I believe it is called, "the peek-a-boo collar." 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4701 She's been having a ruff time. 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
4702 She's guarding against an unwanted kiss from a politician, but I think she should wear her guard much further down. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4703 Witch? No, the lady is the leader of the cake collar reformation. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4704 Now that's a WHEEL woman!!! 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4705 It's a Vivienne Westwood. 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
4706 She's gonna need more than your tic-tac. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4707 #rufflife 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4708 I hear it's just an awful neck rash. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4709 No, not a fashion statement, an edict from King Donald. 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
4710 She's ruff trade. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4711 She's the new girl in town. From Transylvania, they say. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4712 She's had a ruff year. 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
4713 I believe that her husband was the inventor of the water wheel. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4714 Soon this new fashion is going to make her not only mute but also deaf and blind. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4715 Fashion trends have gone out of control. Before you know it, they'll be telling us that breeches aren't pants. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4716 It must be awful to have a rubber neck! 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
4717 Shame. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4718 That ruff will keep her from breaking any glass ceiling. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4719 Me thinks... a muzzle? 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
4720 I always knew she had an inflated view of herself. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4721 Anne looks ruffled." "Yeah, she told Henry to put a ring on it. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4722 The neighborhood is definitely getting ruffer. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4723 Too bad it doesn't fit as a carry-on. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4724 Tis said she be married to the Duke of Kanye... 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4725 What sayest thou of this? Cometh the stock market crash? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4726 Every year necklines get lower but ruffles get bigger. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
4727 I suppose one shalt go big or return to their dwelling 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
4728 Ah, now I know why the royal laundry lady is missing. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4729 She says she’s “suffering for fashion”, but that evidently it’s nothing compared to the discomfort women will feel 400 years hence due to something called “stiletto heels”. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4730 A token of affection from Henry VIII. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4731 i guess she chose that instead of the guillotine 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4732 Proud Mary keeps on burnin' 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
4733 Just look at that collar.. Yeah, it seems like she has it pretty ruff... 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4734 It's like wallpaper--you can always add a fresh layer, but every few years you've got to strip them all off and take a bath. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4735 That will keep her quiet!! 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
4736 It's perfect for Sunday Football 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
4737 SOMETHING TO DO WITH CLEANING THE AIR 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4738 She'll be my muse when she loses the mouthmuzzle. 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
4739 It apparently allows her to talk as much as she wants to others with similar equipment. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4740 Kardashian... 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4741 Egads! It be a ruff year for fashion. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4742 Ruff night? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4743 I had a neck injury this year so I had to tone it down. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4744 She said she wanted to eat her way out of a giant cake. I said that idea was way too wacky, but she just said, "Fuck you, I'm the Queen. Get me a coconut cake collar." 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
4745 She won't stick her knock out. 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
4746 Yes, I know... they're always wooden, narrow, held together with spokes, but, and hear me out, what if it were wide and made out that new substance... what is it called? Rubber? 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
4747 It's the latest in whiplash fashion. 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
4748 What did she say? "I still have a few hounds to lose?" 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4749 They say it's all the rage to keep your head on straight. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4750 It's dual purpose - air filter and voice muffler. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4751 It's some sort of new fashion that acts like a muzzle, I think they call it muslin... 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4752 you should see the donkey cart. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4753 I say she’s a tease. That’s a sweet cake from the baker. 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
4754 I do believe she's got Edward in there. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4755 The lady aught not lose her head over him. 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
4756 "The Antoinette" is all the rage this season. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4757 Last week, she had a square one. It wouldn't fit into the hole. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4758 Her head seems a little big to me, don't you think? 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
4759 She really makes it ruff to get close to her! 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4760 I bethink yond maiden liketh it ruff. 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
4761 Her husband's taking no chances. He calls it her "chattity belt". 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4762 And her head's been in the clouds ever since 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4763 I asked her how she got so beautiful. She was like none of your business. 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
4764 An inflatable Ruff, what will they think of next 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4765 That's called a weight-loss ruff. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4766 The collar of shame. It keeps her from licking a wound. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4767 Her Tudor envy is getting bad reviews on social media. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4768 We father is the inventor; she's forced to test every air filter he makes. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4769 Her life isn't as ruff as she thinks it is. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4770 She was voted off Project Runway. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4771 She is always sticking her neck out... 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4772 Fluff envy 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4773 I guess women really don't have A voice. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4774 You'd never know she was a no-frills kinda gal in high school. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4775 We had to. Ever since Brexit, she won't stop making jokes. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4776 I hear she's had it ruff 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4777 Stuck Up!" "Yes!" "Stuck Up! 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4778 Well, she said 'Shut my mouth,' and obviously they took her seriously. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4779 Let me guess--we're not going somewhere fancy. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4780 I told you she likes it ruff. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4781 It seems we've fallen outside of her Tinder radius. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4782 She loves eating out at the Cheesecake Factory. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4783 Bloody! Look at the cheese on that woman! 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4784 It's steel-reinforced for the Tudor court. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4785 One day some designer is going to lower that one or two inches and then we're ALWAYS going to have to put the seat down! 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4786 The lady doth protest too much, methinks 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4787 I believe she said it is a Hermes. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4788 I'm dreading my Vet appointment next week. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4789 I asked her about that neck piece. She said , "A piece of her mind goes with it ." 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4790 Muffs the word. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4791 I always suspected she was a size queen. 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
4792 That neck brace is the epitome of form and function! 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4793 Milady lost the wedding cake eating challenge. . 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4794 The lady doth ruffle too much, methinks. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4795 She's hiding from crazy kissing man Trump. 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
4796 She has family money. 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
4797 She always takes more than she can eat. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4798 Who is she fooling? She's still only a 5! 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4799 I say William, it must be ruff wearing one of those. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4800 It's called a Twinkie. See the Queenie center? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4801 If it catches on, "that's what she said" jokes can finally stop for good. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4802 Thou art correct. A budding entrepreneur might make some pence from a somnambulist's desire called a "neck pillow." 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4803 Its her own design for a crash diet ! 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4804 I say, that's a nice bit of crumpet. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4805 She is the human embodiment of a ruffed grouse. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4806 She's preventing ruff kisses. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4807 She is hoping to appear relatable to the blue-collar workers. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4808 I think she's on a diet. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4809 A gift from Queen Mother! 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4810 Do you think my fiance' will like the wedding cake? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4811 Too Puritan for my taste 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4812 When they said the Princess was feeling very ruff this morning, they weren't kidding. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4813 She's Henry's latest..... showing off the latest Tudor collar.......it's the rage at Court. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4814 Isn't she the village licker? 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4815 Her YouTube channel audience really digs the medieval look. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4816 Beauty must suffer! 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4817 Verily, the lass inspired the air filter. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4818 Illecebrous! A diamond in the ruff. 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
4819 She thinks she's re-inventing the wheel. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4820 It's the only place to store the spare . 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4821 Gee that's rough! 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4822 That's a lot of 'rough' stuff. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4823 She is just having a rough day. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4824 She's finally there: 'Ruff Trumps Wimple.' 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
4825 Methinks the ruff doth maketh her neck look fat-eth. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4826 A nasty woman never tells 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4827 Her husband really ruffled her. 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
4828 Hals said she needed more gravitas 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4829 Methinks tis the grandest wedgie of all 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
4830 It's called a Hairbag. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4831 her comfort sheep was unavailable. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4832 I understand she has a nose-picking problem.... 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4833 Well, she does enjoy puff pastry. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4834 I'm sorry, but it's the only size we had 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4835 In the 16th century, there was only one way to conceal your hickey from Puritan judgment. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4836 The goiter doth protrude too much, methinks. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4837 I hear it helps with the narcolepsy. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4838 She likes a bit of ruff. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4839 The boys in the Royal locker room just voted her a TEN. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4840 Oh, she'll be fine! She has the finest veterinarian in the kingdom. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4841 Oh, there's Eleanor. Maybe she knows what happened to my large wheel of cheese. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4842 She bakes excellent cakes too. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4843 That's what she said. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4844 The story goes that she's trying to hide her ugly double chin. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4845 She hath named it a do-nut. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4846 She's wearing the extra flat tire. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4847 Now we just need to invent the airplane. 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
4848 Forget the thread, has she checked the tread? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4849 Oft she haveth a moment of Zen 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4850 By George! I think I just invented the snow tire! 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4851 Another stiff-necked one per center 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4852 Chi-chi-chi.....chi-neck. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4853 She must have had an appointment with the new Elizibeathen Proctologist! 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
4854 The repurposing of the siege machine's wheels was a struggle. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4855 Yeah, she hid the king's Viagra in the wash bowl and the maid didn't see it before doing the laundry. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4856 She loves cheese. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4857 Wasn't she the one you dated in high school? 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
4858 I say it's a blockade, and I say the hell with it. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4859 Tons of air miles. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4860 A little more than ruff and a letter less than roughshod. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4861 Elizabeth always took things to the extreme. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4862 It's a 'pussy bow' 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4863 Small wonder she's indifferent to her subjects, eh? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4864 Its from Paris; the other one goes around the ankles. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4865 It looks as though Mary, Queen of Scots has a larger collar size than we thought. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4866 It's the new thing-reed surround sound. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4867 They've come in handy ever since platform shoes. 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
4868 "I understand she has an invitation to tea at a place called Mar - a - Lago". 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4869 Extreme vetting at Immigration would surely have exposed this Trojan woman 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
4870 She's a head above the rest. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4871 She needs that ruffle to hold up her snubbed nose... 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4872 I find these modern styles to be a bit rough. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4873 Sir Edmund says she's a little "Ruffled" around the edges ! 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4874 So that’s the woman who invented S’mores! 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4875 That's the second biggest Ruff I've seen today. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4876 The Donald said he intends to be necking, my Lord. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4877 The "speak no evil donut" has really taken off this season. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4878 And when you're a star, you can do anything… Grab 'em by the piccadill. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4879 It's her answer to man-spreading. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4880 . . and you would never have thought that she'd grow up to be such a ruffian! 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4881 It's the latest in haute couture, decorative AND disabling. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4882 It's not the heat. It is the humidity. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4883 What did you say to her? She certainly has her ruff up! 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4884 I hear it's the latest fashion. Not only does it protect against the plague, but when she gets home it serves as a seat cushion. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4885 Methinks King Wheeliam has overstepped propriety with this edict. 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
4886 She's not easily ruffled. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4887 Giant tortoise necks are trending this fall. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4888 She's the favorite to win the "Best Asian-Food-Themed Costume" category again this year. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4889 She says it's a halter. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4890 The lady doth suffocate too much. 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
4891 It's the new collar. I deploys if you try and sneak a kiss, 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4892 Mary, Queen of Tarts knows her new petit four will be all the rage in Paris. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4893 I think I could write a novel about the letter a that she hiding. Do you really think it's such a good idea, Nathaniel? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4894 Poor girl, I hear she's caught that newfangled disease--the hickeys. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4895 Rough, ruff 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4896 These immodest new fashions are corrupting our youth! 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4897 She's trying out a new look for the fourth debate. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4898 Her lipstick is dreadful 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4899 But how does she wash her neck? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4900 ''tis the season for Parmigiano-Reggiano.... 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4901 She's such a stuffy one. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4902 Her tailor is a certain Modigliani 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4903 whoa...Now that's REALLY ruff... 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4904 There's been a hickey epidemic. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4905 The popularity of the seamstress' new dress has gone to her head. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4906 ugh, hepa filters are so 21st century 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4907 Remember what life was like before Christian Siriano? 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4908 She's just famous for being modest. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4909 Ruff, ruff, ruff! 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
4910 I think we can assume she's roughing it. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4911 I guess she was serious about her husband being a millstone. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4912 You know, I'm not sure why, but I'm really into necks lately. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4913 They say is supposed to help you sleep, even standing. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4914 I hear she hasn't had a carb in over two years. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4915 It was suggested by the other members of the Renaissance Fair committee. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4916 I did not know they make hands free cronuts. 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
4917 This is how the donut hole got started. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4918 It's the latest fashion statement, they just call it the "Donut" 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4919 She calls the company "Weetabix". 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4920 I would say a bit gauche, even for the Queen ! 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4921 It's new--a muzzle ruff for shrews. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4922 It's the latest in kissing chastity ruff. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4923 Some people have ruffer days than others 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4924 It's full of jujubes. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4925 Her fashion taste is very collarful! 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
4926 She just got engaged to an Ottoman. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4927 Some people really like their bundt cake. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4928 Elizabeth's new diet. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4929 "Ruff" day at the office? Yes, I'm afraid she's ahead of her times! 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
4930 Just give it time; she'll come through... 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4931 Apparently that's the new punishment for lying. 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
4932 That must be rough. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4933 It's called a "trump", after the designer. 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
4934 Oh my. It looks like the glover's son ruffed her up again. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4935 Ruff! 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4936 Her fiance Ottoman made it for her. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4937 All for a 'stiff neck'?! 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4938 This chastity belt is a little more all-encompassing 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4939 She is telling me what to do less often. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4940 Her father thinks if she can't kiss anyone, she'll remain pure. 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
4941 Henry's latest. That's chutzpah for you. 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
4942 Her father doesn't want her to put on makeup. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4943 A long slender neck makes a woman. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4944 she avoided the pillory for hearsay with a plea bargain 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4945 She managed to keep her nose in the air. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4946 Something tells me she hasn't really thought marrying Henry the VIII through. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4947 I ain't not collar-back girl 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
4948 She just had her ears pierced. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4949 It;s true. She'd like a ring around the collar. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4950 She's so stuck up. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4951 Lady Goodhead shall not likely be deterred for long. 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
4952 She kept biting her hand, so the king had to put that on her neck 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4953 I told them not to go overboard with the wedding cake in the face bit. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4954 Her name is Circe, but we call her Millie. 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
4955 Things are clearly getting very ruff for her... 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4956 I believe it's called a cron-ruff. 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
4957 she'll grow into it. they all do. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4958 She saw it in Vogue 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4959 She really jumbles her words. 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
4960 The doctor prescribed the collar because she's glucose intolerant. 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
4961 She's meeting with Mr. Trump and she's trying to protect herself. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4962 "Her great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, grandfather invented the wheel". 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4963 Hey! I just got a great idea for a surprise birthday party! 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4964 What ever sinuses are, I hear hers are very active. 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
4965 The King did it again. putting the tailor in charge of noise control. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4966 They say she won it in a writing contest. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4967 Helping with global warming efforts. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4968 The bigger the ruff, the sexier they are. 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
4969 Me thinks thy Lady Gaga has lost her civil mind. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4970 The Royal Neck demands a Royal Cervical Collar. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4971 These Puratins will do just about anything just to hide their hickeys and chin hairs. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4972 She's one of those preppers. 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
4973 It's termed "orthopedic fashion wear", and it's all the rage. 1.0909 0.04596 77 73 1 3
4974 She has it changed every 950,400 barleycorns. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4975 Ever since she returned from watching American football in Green Bay she's been dressing like that. 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
4976 Concertina 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4977 That Cronut ruff is so three years ago. 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
4978 It's her sleep pad--she will deflate it when she wakes up. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4979 What else could she POSSIBLY make huge and ridiculous?! 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4980 If she were hotter, I'd grab her by the ruff. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4981 Wow, she must be having a very ruff time. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4982 Keeping up with 17th century fashions must be more Ruff that we thought. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4983 Go for it, grab her by the ruffle. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4984 She's always wanted to design her own wedding cake 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4985 She used to be 4' 6", and now she"s 6' 4"! 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4986 I think it's David Byrne's wife. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4987 It mush be rough having to wear that thing. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4988 Yes, amazing, but wait until she starts yodeling! 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4989 Well her smile casts quite a spell. Someone had to do something about it. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4990 How can she breath in that thing? 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
4991 She talked too much, so her husband had her muffled. 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
4992 Maybe she's promoting her book, "I also hate my Neck" 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4993 She can't see the collar through the fleece. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4994 What she actually asked her husband for was a 'nice bit of rough'. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4995 She's going through a ruff patch. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4996 That Mary could have used one of those. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4997 Methinks the Lady Gaga is ahead of her time. That thing should be dry cleaned. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4998 Wow she's really taking trend setting to a whole new level 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4999 'Tis said her petticoats conceal a donut spare and jack. 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
5000 she insists that you call her Queen Anne 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5001 Gosh that is so embarrassing... She's wearing her shirt on inside out. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5002 She loves her cheesecake . 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5003 Thoust did tell her to tumble dry, not ! 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5004 There were just a few swipe-worthy options on Tinder up for the role-play I have in mind. 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
5005 Her name is Chatty Overload. Her husband gave her the dress for his birthday. 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
5006 She's on that new Ruffage Diet Plan. We're saving on food and it's a lot quieter in the house now. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5007 It is rumoured to be a skin abrasion of a reddish-purple hue. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5008 She believeth herself to be all of which may be said to be that. 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
5009 The poor dear has had it ruff all her life! 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5010 She feels bad about her neck 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5011 These young ladies are so ruff these days; they all dress like tarts. 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
5012 The countess always finds a way to hide things...it's a rigged system. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5013 And that's when Bill Shakespeare first used the word "swagger." 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5014 She's roughing it. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5015 Why don't we simply sew a big red A on her chest? 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5016 I don't know how it works, but her hotspots are going away. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5017 Desperate wattles require desperate measures. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5018 Blocking out the haters 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5019 I don't think it'll help, but I like where her head's at. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5020 It's got to be rough. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5021 Shall I compare her to a summer's day or just a hot mess? 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5022 It's instead of off with here head. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5023 Doth reduce the complaining, but not the Presidential ambitioning. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5024 I got a good deal on one made of stone. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5025 Imagine, just to hide a hickey. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5026 herpes, for sure 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
5027 I thought Henry told her not to go out wearing that thing! 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
5028 Yesterday, I just started kissing her. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5029 I'm composing a sonnet about her, but fail to summon a rhyme for 'Lady Marshmallow.' 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5030 I never get tired of looking at her. She's a 14. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5031 Methinks Madame sustained whiplash on account of her carriage being rear-ended by a proletariat. 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
5032 Ruff! Ruff! 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5033 Have you met my little pineapple slice? 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5034 Where's her cane? 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
5035 It helps cushion the fall 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5036 This collar ring fad will make Lady Wisk famous. 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
5037 Such a necky woman. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5038 When I said I liked it rough, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5039 Damn that is a fine... neck brace. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5040 I'm glad that Ophelia is visiting our little hamlet. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5041 She has Elizabethan collar envy 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5042 Constable, perhaps she saw the cheese thief. 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
5043 My lady, let me see what's under that ruff 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5044 You see, Reginald, you can have your donut and eat it too. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5045 Like Hamlet said, it's a custom observed more in the breech than in the practice. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5046 Looking good is a ruff job. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5047 I believe it's that young Hepburn girl, Audrey. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5048 It must be a millennial thing. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5049 Evidently, she is protecting her diamond in the ruff. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5050 It's a charming look but it's hard to improve on the ultimate in women's fashion: yoga pants. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5051 I am on west coast time so please accept last week's Nathan Go to web site Contest.newyorker.com And enter the caption: "Sorry, casual Friday the 13th isn't a thing" 1.0909 0.04596 77 73 1 3
5052 She may be Lady Marshmallow by day but she's always ready for s'more by a roaring fire at night. 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
5053 Did you see she won on "Wheel of Fortune"? 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
5054 I can't keep up with the latest streetwear trends 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5055 It's the latest royal fashion. It also prevents biting, itching, scratching, and can be removed temporarily before meals. 1.0897 0.04156 78 73 3 2
5056 No wonder she told the doctor she was feeling ruff 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5057 Now that's ruff... 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5058 That's one way to spend an inheritance. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5059 She's running for Queen on the "let them eat cake " theme. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5060 Behold Mrs. Drumpf and her bigly ruff. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5061 She must have read the story "The Emperor Has No Clothes." 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5062 Ruff, ruff! 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5063 Bawdy lass! It's her answer to the cod piece! 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5064 Thou liketh the ruff? That is what the lady hath said! 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5065 Jack's gonna die when he hears about this one. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5066 There once was a woman named Millary Who was a staunch supporter of Hillary "I'm with her," she said. "For it's Trump I dread!" And then she cast her vote most cheerily. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5067 She thinks her neck is too crepey. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5068 I think it's an Elizabethan collar to keep her from eating cake. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5069 This is a witty New Yorker Cartoon, smirk, don't laugh." 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5070 Hast du fragen macher tire-necken zeen zie? 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5071 It's a 2-fur; it's a decorative collar and a muzzle! 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5072 Sadly, no one has ever survived the tough muff. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5073 Now thats a woman Donald Trump would not have to worry about. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5074 And what, pray tell, is this Botox? 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5075 They're calling it the crownut 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5076 Sure, I've heard of the cone of shame, but this is ridiculous! 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5077 Tudor? I hardly know her. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5078 A fashion-forward pillory, perhaps? 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5079 So that's what wheels are for. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5080 I hear she doesn't like being kissed on the neck. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5081 Had I known, she could've borrowed old Rusty's Elizabethan Collar. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5082 definitely not as fashionable as our knee-high boots and cane look 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5083 She's preparing for her next opera engagement. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5084 Doth thou know this word 'consent'? 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5085 this bagel is choking me to death. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5086 I am sure she is beautiful as a red velvet cake! 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5087 You should see the emperor 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5088 This has really been ruff on her. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5089 I think she injured her neck. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5090 You're right. She is turning blue. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5091 Don't waste your time on girls with ruff that big. They tend to be very proper. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5092 Someday this recycling idea will be really big. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5093 Playing hard to grab by the neck. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5094 We've come a long way baby. Look I can see her hands! 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5095 They say she gets wrapped up in her pride. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5096 It's called a "Bumper Crop", soon we will all be wishing for one. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5097 I say, there's as much hackney as goffering in that ruff. 1.0800 0.04142 75 71 2 2
5098 Apparently this is the summer version. The winter style is available in much warmer hues. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5099 It,s an alternate to burying your head in the sand 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5100 If it weren’t for our Religious Freedom Restoration Act, that woman could be blabbing poppycock. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5101 My lord, those neuter-collars are shameful. 1.0800 0.04142 75 71 2 2
5102 Ever since she read "The Princess and the Pea," she's been so sensitive! 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5103 Her silence is impressive. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5104 I liketh not how she doth obfuscate her face with flattering accessory in attempt to deceive men. Anyway, before we hit ye olde coffee shoppe, let us head home to changeth into our butternut squash codpieces. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5105 Shall I compare thee to a bird of prey? 1.0800 0.04142 75 71 2 2
5106 She seems to be having a ruff time. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5107 That's Dame Buffy. She's rather abrasive. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5108 I mean, it's just showing off. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5109 She wears that in case she bumps into Trump apparently. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5110 I think she's taken discreet a little too far. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5111 If she filled that with helium she could fly. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5112 Some people will do anything to lose weight. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5113 I bet she gets great reception with that. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5114 She's having a ruff life. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5115 Ruffs R Us is having a "Going Out of Business" sale. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5116 She definitely has her head up her ruff 1.0800 0.04142 75 71 2 2
5117 Mmmm Ruff and feminine 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5118 This modesty trend is getting utterly ridiculous! 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5119 New diet plan. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5120 Does she think of us as deplorable? 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5121 No. This neckpiece will neither take off as a fashion design nor protect her from the guillotine. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5122 She got a casting call from Donald Trump. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5123 I hear ruffle collars are big this year. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5124 No wonder why she never gets the flue. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5125 The precurser to the modern-day airbag. 1.0800 0.04142 75 71 2 2
5126 Verily, I can-not lie. I wouldst bange her. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5127 I guess it is ruffer for women these days. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5128 She got the idea after a night at a hotel. 1.0800 0.04556 75 72 0 3
5129 I've seen fashion disast'rs bef're, but yond one doth take the cake. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5130 Somebody sure ruffled her ruff. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5131 It's a TRUMPaway collar. In this election cycle, she needs the belt too. It's a new post-revolution design called the "Marie Antoinette". 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5132 That's one way to avoid seeing the Borowitz Report. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5133 There goes Ms. Heidi Hickey. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5134 We find ourselves in an unusual situation. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5135 Methinks King Donald hath gone mad with his wall building campaign. 1.0800 0.04142 75 71 2 2
5136 Her last words were, "Nasty? Just wait." 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5137 Fleas 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5138 I bet she has a beautiful neck! 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5139 Largest Cronut eating contest. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5140 I know it's masculine, but perhaps we should call her axel. 1.0800 0.04142 75 71 2 2
5141 Knoweth thou, if thou be a swain thou canst even seize them by the muff. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5142 Well, the wheat does need milling 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5143 Mr. Ford let your grandson see this. He may come up with some great invention for mankind. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5144 She shouldn't have said she was groped. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5145 Must be hard walking around in that thing all day. Yeah, it's ruff. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5146 You know what they say: The higher the ruff, the closer to Jesus. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5147 Her highness loves the high humidity. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5148 Elizabethan collars are used in order to prevent them from scratching or licking or voting for Trump! 1.0800 0.04142 75 71 2 2
5149 She takes pride in being fully invested. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5150 It's really very helpful if you have an oily scalp. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5151 With her new costume, I'm afraid she's went from Lady Gaga to Lady Gag. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5152 She must feel a little ruff. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5153 Her ruby-red lips were just too enticing. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5154 Does she know women can't be in Shakespeare's play? 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5155 The Queen will be introducing her to Donald Trump. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5156 Oh you fancy huh? 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5157 It's all about balance. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5158 Oh Oh,don't get too close, she looks like a ripe Limburger 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5159 Medieval Donald Trump: "Look at her! I don't think so." 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5160 ''Twas invented by the Prince of Orange...'tis a 'Drumpf Ring'." 1.0800 0.04142 75 71 2 2
5161 That wedding cake has gone to her head. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5162 "I guess she takes the no Showing skin serious"! 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5163 She's waiting until she gets married to breathe. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5164 Tudor is cool, but the trick will be trying to see who's asking for a treat. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5165 Despite their newfound wealth, there was no hiding the fact that Helen was from a ruff family 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5166 She couldn't decide which color lipstick to wear today. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5167 Methinks perhaps, she dost protest too much. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5168 Its those Damn Witches at it again! 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5169 I hear it hides her dirty mouth. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5170 She says it's a kissing politician protection device. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5171 Methinks that ruff doth conceal a real dog. 1.0800 0.04142 75 71 2 2
5172 Worst case of halitosis I've ever seen. 1.0800 0.04142 75 71 2 2
5173 At the time. neither attorney thought the doughnut pillow had much of a future. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5174 Anymore rejections and it goes to the top. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5175 She is ahead of the curve in fashion. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5176 She is the ruffist girl in this town. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5177 Curses, yon dreaded chastity moat. All the world's a nunnery, and we are merely virgins. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5178 Another Hillary supporter. 1.0800 0.04142 75 71 2 2
5179 'Tis woeful poor Mary resolved to write letters and drive the cart at once. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5180 It's her snow collar. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5181 That's rough. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5182 Boy, and you think you have it ruff. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5183 That's Lady Fafa. She's an artist. 1.0800 0.04142 75 71 2 2
5184 She told me she wanted more muffle mass. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5185 I wouldn't want to ruffle HER feathers 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5186 I couldn't hear too well, but I think she called it a ruffler. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5187 Too Ruff! 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5188 Ruff! Ruff! M'Lord. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5189 She calls it a 'Doyenne Nut'. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5190 You should see what her Samsung does to popping corn 1.0800 0.04142 75 71 2 2
5191 Dude looks like a Lady. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5192 I couldn't make out her fashion statement. 1.0800 0.04142 75 71 2 2
5193 wow! even the female fans from Chedar are getting into football! 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5194 It's part of the new President's groper privacy protection program 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5195 It's suppose to help with her allergies I heard. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5196 She takes her English Tudor job quite seriously. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5197 Fancy clothes, but still ruff around the edges! 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5198 They say say she's the ghost of Anne Boleyn. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5199 It's the new Ann Coulter model. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5200 I don't know... It's really ruff around the neck. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5201 She is seeing a new medical specialist called orthodontist 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5202 The priest told Ms Antoineette it will prevent the judge sentencing the guillotine. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5203 It supports everything from the waist up. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5204 I believe my dog would benefit from that apparatus, after he gets his testicles removed. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5205 More evidence of King Donald's ruff talk at court. It blocks the senses. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5206 What's up with these gender rolls? 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5207 When you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything. Even touch their collar. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5208 Damn girl, that's a big fuckin' collar. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5209 ' collared, as well, for forgetting the punchline of our national shaggy dog joke' 1.0800 0.04142 75 71 2 2
5210 Is it me or is there something a little off about Millicent? 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5211 Her flea bites are improving. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5212 It's the latest in fashion--extreme ruffing. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5213 Shyster has her wearing it until the magistrate hears the case against the coachman. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5214 'She's fond of a cheese ruff' 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5215 Wow! Some people are such trend setters. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5216 They call it the royal donut..a secret snack for a hungry queen. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5217 That's Marie - she likes to eat cake. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5218 As I was saying, bigger is not always better. I don't understand these young hipsters and their fashion. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5219 Apparently it's all the rage in Soweto. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5220 Well, she's certainly been dealt a ruff one. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5221 Do you know any good semioticians? 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5222 Wonder Bra 1.0800 0.04142 75 71 2 2
5223 I like to know what the queen is thinking about! 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5224 The Lord said to Moses, "I have seen this people, how stiff-necked they are." (Exodus 32:9) 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5225 Its very good for fleas! 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5226 Princess hated her double chin. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5227 It's the latest diet craze. It's called "The Ruff-er, the Better." 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5228 Leave her alone, she's had a ruff life. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5229 This younger generation seems to dress a bit too ruff for my taste. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5230 Folks around here, they all call her Hillary. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5231 His wife keeps her mouth shut. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5232 Time to make the donuts. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5233 Do you think she realizes that eating dinner will be ruff? 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5234 I told her the P225/65R17 100T was too wide. 1.0800 0.04142 75 71 2 2
5235 Should we bail her out? 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5236 It's the Elizabethan Ruff diet 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5237 Democrat's newest muzzle for Trump supporters. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5238 London Fashion Week is over! 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5239 She looks ruff. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5240 Don't let her looks fool you. She's one ruff customer. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5241 Yes, it smells, but it's your call. I'm not mentioning anything to Lady Stilton. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5242 Looks like someone is having an enormously ruff day. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5243 Fashion way out there 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5244 That gives me an idea... I'll call it a pinball machine! 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5245 She considers it her trump card but really it's a millstone around her neck. 1.0800 0.04142 75 71 2 2
5246 Elizabeth never understands me. Last week I suggested she was a little rough around the edges. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5247 It seems like Marianne is having quite the ruff day. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5248 She mentioned something about snow tires being the next fad. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5249 Show me some ID 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5250 She really is gorgerous... 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5251 Methinks she doth malinger too much. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5252 Hey, that looks like my spare tire. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5253 Grab your palette and snap-paint a picture of this, while I portrait bomb her. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5254 It seems it's the latest craze, called Botox. Can't see it catching on! 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5255 She's visiting from the court of the Ottoman Empire. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5256 Her neck shrank. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5257 She says she's working up gradually to Houdini's tank escape. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5258 Hey didn't that thing kill the fat dude in Jurassic Park? 1.0800 0.04142 75 71 2 2
5259 Methinks collar goeth lower. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5260 Don't eat the cheese. 1.0800 0.04142 75 71 2 2
5261 Looks like ruff going to me. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5262 What kind of doohickey is that? 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5263 She's rehearsing for Bill's new show, 'The Merry Wives, Shut-Up Already! 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5264 If she hasn't said much lately, Lord Muffington, it's probably because she can't hear you. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5265 Leonardo, wouldn't that help you relax on your flying machine? 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5266 All her ruffles are on the outside. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5267 It's my latest invention. It's a portable pillow. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5268 She told me it’s for her swag, I don’t know what it is but it sounds cancerous. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5269 disability insurance watchdogs ! 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5270 Imagine what they'll be like in the Industrial Revolution. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5271 It's enchanted so her majesty can tune into the latest pillow talk. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5272 They call it a ruffler, works great, didn't hear a thing when she passed by. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5273 Look, I'm all about fashionably chic, but at the very least she could've said hi. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5274 Someone posted the WRONG pic. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5275 It's a classic case of 'ruff envy.' 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5276 Me thinks it portends a market crash. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5277 Poor thing cannot afford a big collar. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5278 That's Queen Victoria on steroids. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5279 Let's see the pigeons try nesting in that Michael! 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5280 Ruff night? 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5281 How will she fare at the feast if she's keeping up with the Court? 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5282 I don't think that will stop her ring around the collar. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5283 Maybe she should stop telling everyone that she mostly wears it when flying 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5284 I knew we couldn't trust those Ottomans! 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5285 How else does one shut up an over talkative queen? 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5286 Imagine that cartwheel's axle! 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5287 Do you think my wife would like something similar from the "Suppression by Victoria" clothing line? It may cost in the long run. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5288 They say nothing fits quite the same after losing that much head weight. 1.0800 0.04142 75 71 2 2
5289 She calls it 'Collar 1.0' 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5290 I haven't been this irritated by a new trend since me lady showed me Periscope. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5291 The Queen went out last night while King Henry was out of town on business. She has a neck full of hickeys. Do you think the King will notice? 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5292 Bill: I'm not sure I like the latest fashion trend for women. Frank: Well at least it keeps them quiet! 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5293 It keeps her from scratching at her neck. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5294 She is not following school dress code... 1.0800 0.04142 75 71 2 2
5295 Oh my, The Duchess of Gruyere ate the whole wheel of cheese again! 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5296 You should see her without the frills, stunning. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5297 It's ruff being a woman in this day and age. 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
5298 She doesn't kiss. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5299 Rumor has it she keeps two corsairs in there for her own enjoyment. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5300 By George, I think you've got it. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5301 She says it makes for comfortable naps. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5302 Call the fashion constable! 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
5303 Is that a marshmallow around your neck or are you just happy to see me? 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
5304 This true, a happy wife makes a happy life. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5305 Nw she’s now got the big phony ruff and everything. She’s totally changed her look. 1.0789 0.04088 76 72 2 2
5306 "I say, this fellow from Minnesota is doing wonderful things with My Pillow". 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
5307 It looks like the King Henry got ruff on her. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5308 Now that's ruff. 1.0789 0.04088 76 72 2 2
5309 She ruffed me up pretty bad. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5310 It's a size nine. Everyone knows she wears a a three. 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
5311 But how doth thou sucketh? 1.0789 0.04088 76 72 2 2
5312 This new gardener is amazing! 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5313 Early avant garde fashion design . . . 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5314 It's a form of fungus which ultimately devours it's host! 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5315 Hate to be the one to ruffle her feathers. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5316 Sometime earbuds and shades don't cut it. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5317 Who ruffled her feathers? 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5318 Not exactly a "the emperor has no clothes" moment 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5319 I asked her out but she just wanted to go Dutch treat. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5320 I heard that it's a beta for something called "Weight Watchers." 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5321 Wow it is only April and she reached her donut hole! I think she over medicates. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5322 I don't know. I think she might be hiding a health problem. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5323 It's the latest from the House of Lagerfeld. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5324 Standard clothing sizes? Right, there is no way that's a medium. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5325 ...Ephron, I think... 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5326 I feel quite the underdressed fool. Why didn't you warn me about this flea collar contest in Stratford-upon-Avon? 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5327 She's had a rough life... 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5328 I hear it provides better neck support for red eye horse & buddy rides. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5329 I believe she was mattress shopping... 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5330 Her need for insulation is overwhelming. I hear she is down to one private server at mealtimes where she used to have a staff of eight wait on her. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5331 She's in that new 1616 cliff-hanger, "Pride goeth before the Fall." 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5332 That happens whenever she's had a fright. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5333 Her beauty is matched only by her signal strength. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5334 It's called the narcoleptic collar. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5335 It's the latest Carpathian fashion. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5336 Fear not, mate. She'll grow into the roll... er, role. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5337 To be or not to be.......NOT 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5338 It's her latest attempt to make dieting look fashionable. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5339 Her ruff looks so much like hay I fear for a stampede. 1.0685 0.04059 73 70 1 2
5340 IT'S A HEAD UPPER, BUT VERY UNCOMFORTABLE I HEAR. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5341 I hope this style is just a flash in the pan. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5342 Another case of a chatty teenager in a family with too many secrets. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5343 They call her rose. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5344 "Some vegans just go too far". 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5345 Is her ruff queenly enough? 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5346 It's the new face chastity belt. It's all the rage with the Ton. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5347 Word has it she's had a really "ruff" life. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5348 First and foremost project a stiff upper lip I say. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5349 She just doesn't know when to stop. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5350 It keeps the townspeople from hitting on her. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5351 That Meineke does great work. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5352 Methinks she's the new Avon Lady. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5353 That is serious ruff. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5354 A ruff deal for us, no doubt. I can still see her smug face! 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5355 Poor thing has mondo rebato. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5356 Kanye, Kanye, Kanye!!!! 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5357 Think of the savings. It doubles as an effective bicycle helmet replacement device. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5358 Seems she's not wearing the matching Jacobian bloomers 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5359 I don't recall our partaking in such silly fashion statements when we were young. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5360 They say she's a ruff tutor. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5361 I bet her name's Elizabeth! 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5362 She switched to banquet-sized sponge cake for the King's feast. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5363 She paid a lot for that ruffler. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5364 Such a natty woman! 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5365 I wonder if she has heard of TSA Precheck? 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5366 Has the miller found his missing millstone? 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5367 She's suffering from a serious case of liplash! 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5368 I call it 'Wind bag wearing air bag.' 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5369 I've often said if Prudence weren't my daughter, I'd probably be dating her. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5370 Donald sued her,she was handed down a gagging order of 10 years 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5371 I couldn't really understand what she said... something about animal rights, I think. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5372 Apparently, it's the "must have" form this year's Winter collection. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5373 Last time it was worst; she ripped her stitches right out. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5374 I liked her status. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5375 Looks like it's time to put on the radials again. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5376 My dog would be too small for that one. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5377 ?? Hey Beezle ?? where'd you get those new shoes? ?? 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5378 Agreed, 'tis a fine mattress, but who ever conceived of wearing advertisement on one's person? 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5379 She can't see when Sir Trump grabs her. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5380 Something to do with her recent surgery, I believe. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5381 I heard Maid Marion was just diagnosed with narcolepsy. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5382 I suppose Sir Trump was a poor choice for a tailor. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5383 In addition, she has a peculiar surname. Lady Go Go or Lady Ca Ca. 1.0685 0.04059 73 70 1 2
5384 Inflated heirarchy's "ring around the collar." 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5385 Just like everything else promised by Sir Donald, I'm disappointed in the reality of M'lady Melania's "wall". 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5386 She's the one to break the ruff ceiling. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5387 I've heard 'bigger' is in now. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5388 Contrary to what you've heard, it's really, "Mary, Mary, Confectionery." 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5389 Patriarchal fashion trends are ruff, bro. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5390 That's one way to keep her mouth shut! 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5391 ''It's something the doctors call sleep walking.'' 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5392 Who wore it better? 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5393 She must have a bad case of the sniffles. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5394 She's going as John the Baptist this Halloween. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5395 Where can I get one of those? 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5396 She's the new ad-speak for the Royal Ruff Guild! 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5397 That guy from a few weeks ago DID make the wheel great again. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5398 I heard it's a 16-carrot cake. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5399 Whew! Talk about hot air! Rotation that will make you head spin! 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5400 No, it is not the latest fashion from Paris. It is her way of avoiding political discussions. She just nods. 1.0685 0.04059 73 70 1 2
5401 That will teach her to argue with her Interior Decorator over pillows. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5402 I told you she was going over the top. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5403 She's trying out her new antenna. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5404 It's all about that neck, no ankles! 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5405 It's been a ruff day. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5406 I think we got her collared 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5407 Just don't go for a kiss 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5408 The look has charm, but it’s too rough. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5409 I don't care, it makes my boobs look bigger. 1.0685 0.04059 73 70 1 2
5410 Lady Egerton has certainly taken the healthier restroom environmental cause to an extreme. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5411 I heard she wears it because her husband drives their buggy like a madman. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5412 She comes from a very wealthy family 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5413 T'is her punishment for maligning the Queen 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5414 She has a frog fetish. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5415 The eighteenth century was one of extreme grace, beauty, and artistic advancement, but how much of this majesty is understated in our time? 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5416 I've heard she's the only one in the troupe allowed to eat in costume. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5417 Yes, I think the Queen mumbled that in her speech this morning. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5418 Maybe her husband hates necks !? 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5419 Gloriana, eat your heart out. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5420 It beats tucking it underneath her arm. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5421 They call it a Mesopotamian Collar. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5422 I created a fashion statement when I heard her speak about a women's right. I call it a muffle-her. 1.0685 0.04059 73 70 1 2
5423 She is as insecure as her husband with his oversized pocket watch. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5424 I believe she said her name was Murphy, Queen of Scots. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5425 Ladies have a ruff time these days. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5426 WOW! Another fabulous fashion statement created by the Montclair Knitting Circle. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5427 I sure hope she has clear nasal passages. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5428 In regard to this particular fashion, it appears his lordship had the last word. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5429 nice cheese necklace lady 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5430 She got tired of washing her face. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5431 Honestly, this queen business has really gone to her head. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5432 It's a new collar guaranteed to curb nail biting in just three days. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5433 Is she looking a tad puffy to you? 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5434 Normally it would be a gift, but I paid by the inch. 1.0685 0.04059 73 70 1 2
5435 Do you think the self driving car will be safe? 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5436 No, it wasn't expensive - I used code 'stagecoach' to obtain 50 shillings off. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5437 What can I say? Lady Victoria, loves her Parmesan. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5438 No Sire,don't m isunderstand.I am all for Free speech ! 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5439 What does "Made by Goodyear" mean? 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5440 What could have she hid inside that ruff? 1.0685 0.04059 73 70 1 2
5441 Ah, I see she decided to go with the Ruffkins diet. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5442 It is internet connected. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5443 Lovely lady Daisy loved cake so much, she decided to do what all people do when they love something, and became it. Lady Daisy became a cake. A rather fashionable cake I'd say.look at those men wondering if it's a real walking cake 1.0685 0.04059 73 70 1 2
5444 Ever since her mother died, the collars have increased in size and density. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5445 Amazing, isn't it? She fasts like that for a week, leaving the entire cake intact! 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5446 They say it's the latest thing. Keeps you from gnawing on the flea bites. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5447 It's ruff being a woman in this town! 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5448 I always thought WISK was supposed to help with ring around the collar 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5449 The dentist died and now everyone's self-conscious 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5450 Hers is a ruff life. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5451 her clothes are old, but never are they dirty 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5452 There's a pussy in that cat bed she's protecting. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5453 Not a big fan of those Tudor Tumor Tamers. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5454 She told me she 'Orders in bulk.' 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5455 don't look 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5456 You too would wear one if you had a double chin. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5457 I heard it helps with anxiety. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5458 Now that's what I call a ruff punishment! 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5459 She believes in setting fashion trends and employing entire villages of ruffmakers. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5460 Her majesty is taking the, 'let them eat cake' bit a little too far... 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5461 M'lady is suffering from a slight bout of cholera. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5462 It's fashionable now to protect against sexual assault. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5463 Well, that garment leaves not much to the imagination. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5464 She wanted to show everyone who the boss is. That's what you call getting strangled by your own power and authority. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5465 She is having a ruff day. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5466 Methinks that yon Lady Jane wishes to appear unconcerned and inconspicuous 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5467 Style setting couple. Her lace collars and his cheddar wedge hats. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5468 She said she had a pretty ruff dress ... I guess I misunderstood. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5469 Some say she doesn't smell. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5470 I feel sorry for her--she's had it rough. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5471 I think I'm gonna start wearing cravats, we may be post-ruffle. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5472 I just do not believe ALL the layers of that ruff came from real, actual friends... 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5473 It's the Anti-Petticoat movement. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5474 "So that's the Collar that Killed at Comic-Con". 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5475 It's all about the ruff. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5476 I perceive that it is to correct a cervical 6-7 weakness or a "No-No" tendency. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5477 Yes, two weeks ago in Paris. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5478 That's the worst case of Cholera I'weever seen. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5479 They do say, big is better. (Emphasis on "is".) 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5480 I'd say the queen's expressing a serious collar fetish. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5481 I see her majesty has a new neck brace. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5482 We call her the Ruche-an. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5483 Believe me, William Bramble, I'm a big deal, if I want want her, I take her, no questions asked. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5484 You know she's had a very rough time of it. 1.0685 0.04059 73 70 1 2
5485 All I said was "Mmppfghh hmmmpffd." 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5486 It's a Scarlet "O", for other. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5487 Ever since he lost the election and bought the Renaissance Fair, Mr. Trump has used the royal characters to spell out his name. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5488 But you have to admit - it hides her goiter. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5489 Cat fights are all fun and games till someone ends up in an E Collar. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5490 Sir Timothy of Gunn recommendeth an edit. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5491 Yes, she's very quite but you have to admit she's very well-rounded. 1.0685 0.04059 73 70 1 2
5492 She was a bit of a red-neck, so didn't want to show it. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5493 She prefers to do her talking with sticks and stones. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5494 That Takata Ruff is under recall 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5495 ``That looks ruff.'' 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5496 I grab her by the collar. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5497 And she calls us stuffy! She has no annular space! 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5498 Once she's gone I have this idea called "donut". 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5499 She should know a good soakin' in the river will remove ring around the collar. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5500 The lady doth protest too much, methinks 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5501 Apparently, Donald The Trump told her she had a chicken neck and HRH Queen Melania didn't take it very well. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5502 In case she encounters this Mr. Trump, Hester is protected on all flanks. 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
5503 She even has a chef in there. 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
5504 She was serious when she said 'it literally is going to be a cake-walk'.... 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5505 Do you think she got a special deal on that? 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
5506 Her son is Mort, a friend of Bazooka Joe! 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5507 She is off to see Don Trump 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
5508 Must have been something I said, she gets so ruffled! 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5509 What a great place to carry your iPad when they're invented! 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5510 Poor thing, she can' scratch the pox. 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
5511 Her sore throat is serious. 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
5512 Alas, she doth hate being kissed! 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
5513 Do you think it's cinnamon-scented? 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5514 'Tis something new from the colonies, a Virginia stockade. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5515 It is rumored that she is ruff on her husband. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5516 I made her a deal. She can have the latest fashion if she promises to keep her mouth shut. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5517 Oh yeah, Transylvania's entire royal family believe in 'vampires'. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5518 I heard she objected to repealing the 19th. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5519 The young duke has quite unhinged the Privy Council. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5520 She says Modesty is her best trait. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5521 Tough ruff. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5522 Overstatement got her nowhere with the King. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5523 It's called a boa....and one can only pray it does its job 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5524 He tends to be excessive in his habits. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5525 She won't chew her paw. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5526 Silence is golden. I should've thought of this dress design years ago. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5527 They say she wears that so her Pomeranian won't bite her nose. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5528 Widespread impatigo. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5529 Methinks the lady be an indentured servant to fashion. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5530 They call it sleep apnea 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5531 If love be ruff with you, be ruff with love. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5532 Didn't you mention that you need a wheel for your wagon? 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5533 You’ve completely misunderstood. I wanted a spot for a little rough trade. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5534 'Being too saintly sometimes has its own liabilities”. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5535 " It's to prevent unwanted nibbling of her neck. " Submitted by Neil L. Sachs, Monmouth Junction, NJ 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5536 It's the new Ruffles Diet. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5537 You could only get the sale price if you bought the collars in bulk. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5538 Bad Invention # 206-The Wife Muzzle 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5539 Mr Miller's daughter? 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5540 Looks like things got really ruff! 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5541 Methinks Lady Trump is overly defensive about discussion of Sir Donald's hands. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5542 Wow, scarfs have gotten very bulky these days! 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5543 That's a ruff ruff! 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5544 The real irony is that my dog, Queenie, also has a cone of shame. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5545 She watched that special on African neck rings last night. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5546 What a remarkable souffle! 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5547 Nothing like a splendiforous ruff to attract the town ENT doctor 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5548 She likes the boxy look. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5549 She got incredibly classy fleas. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5550 The lady is fucking stupid 1.0563 0.03955 71 69 0 2
5551 You think it's hard to talk to women now? Just wait 'til earbuds are invented. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5552 Oh, my, god, Robert. Look at her ruff. It is so big. She looks like one of those madrigal composer's girlfriends. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5553 Courtiers get maximum personal injury protection. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5554 Rather cheeky, I'd say. or (optional) Her bosoms are going to her head. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5555 Zounds, Sir Ruff. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5556 It's said to be called Elizabethan , cousin, befitting the dying king. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5557 Title: The Empress' New Necklace. "Lord, Ralston, isn't that a lovely necklace Lady Gwenivere is wearing?" 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5558 Fifi's paws must have healed. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5559 Uh-Oh! I fear she and the King are having marital problems. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5560 Lady Gravel's Old Neddy thought up the wheel. She was hobble on three pokes or naught. We're fine ones for words. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5561 It all started when King Fido IV said "Ruff! Ruff! 1.0563 0.03955 71 69 0 2
5562 O, how many farthings I would give to espy what lies beneath all that cultural capital! 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5563 But can she do it on a cold, rainy night in Stoke? 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5564 It's a fashion from the Holy Land called a Hijab. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5565 If you like her 'ne-k?d, you'll love her 'na-k?d! 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5566 I bet that woman can't even breathe. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5567 She looks a bit frayed above the ruff. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5568 It's amazing what people create with all that packaging foam that comes in online orders. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5569 I told her to take an umbrella 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5570 To capture—perchance to transmit—an image of such epic failing! 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5571 Ever since her letters were exposed the Queen has increased her "personal space". 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5572 Designer must have been related to the guy that invented the wheel. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5573 The campaign HAS been ruff, but I fear it's all gone to her head. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5574 Careful. She's a ruff dame. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5575 She kept rubbing away freckles that weren't there. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5576 I told you, global warming is a hoax created by the Chinese. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5577 Well the way I hear it, she had aspirations to run for President. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5578 She's pledged to Lord Collar of Collardome Castle. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5579 If you thought the pussybow blouse made news wait till you see what the "rigged election ruff" does. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5580 The wearable cake trend is blowing up. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5581 Apparently, the guillotine is out for repairs, so the mob yelled, "Let her eat Brioche!" 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5582 I know it look silly lord Essex but its the best we could do till the dinner plate works its way through 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5583 Surprisingly, she runs a bawdy house 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5584 It does moot the one-cheek-or-both question. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5585 ...And I thought I had a ruff night... 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5586 That's gotta be rough. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5587 Tis not a "G" for good behavior under that ruff. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5588 That fashion statement is the only way QE1 would allow QM to keep her head. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5589 If it is a flotation device, it should be around the waist. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5590 Talk about wide fashion. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5591 She wears her age well. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5592 what trump thinks should happen to hillary "what trump thinks should happen to hillary!" 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5593 Well, last year she wore a bundt pan around her neck. Looked perfectly awful, but the cake itself was quite moist. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5594 She may be "ruff" around the edges, but I'll make a women out of her. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5595 She can't get over that she lost out to Catherine Parr to be Henry's sixth wife. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5596 It's rough. These boots are killing me 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5597 "It's called the wave of the future ". 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5598 Methinks the blowfish collar shows well how a person can drown in their enthusiasm to follow the latest fashion! 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5599 Lady Anne really must pursue a more proactive means of dealing with her acne! 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5600 If only the invention of the jetliner wasn't still a century away. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5601 She is eting a gient sandwech. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5602 "Oh my God " Look a woman coming from UFO !! 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5603 She likes the new chef, but he cuts the cheese in the dining room. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5604 Another convert to the South Bath Diet. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5605 Hopefully, that will keep her quiet and protect our jobs the next time the boss grabs her pussy. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5606 It is the latest fashion in case of a hard Brexit. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5607 They say it makes our production look authentic. I say the thing walked right out of Ken Bone's closet. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5608 To be or not to be, that is the question 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5609 I'm hoping for tulips. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5610 She terrifies her big brother. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5611 She's the last heir of the Two-doors. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5612 one too many donuts! 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5613 It may be a genetic mutation of some sort. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5614 It's just a wheel of cheese, but I think it's going to start a trend in collars. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5615 Anon I und'rstand what the lady meanteth about the size of mine own goff'ring iron. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5616 It is the latest thing instead of an engagement ring. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5617 Looks like Dimmesdale's been busy again. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5618 It helps her reconnect with the past. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5619 Do you have a feeling she's looking down her nose even if you can't see her nose? 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5620 They say it's to hide her goiter. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5621 Donald, how did you manage to get Hillary to agree? 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5622 The Princess is walking through the village...check out the amount of ruff she is wearing! 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5623 You're too late--I voted early. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5624 I think its the latest in flea collars 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5625 I wonder what May West would say about this ! 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5626 M'lady is looking very warmeth this present day! 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5627 She hath always been a big ruff kid. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5628 She needs to put her ruffle on shuffle! 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5629 She's known as the Downtonberry tart. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5630 I guess the seamstress only had XXLs left. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5631 She's addicted to Dunkin Donuts. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5632 Talk about taking trends to extremes . . . 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5633 That's what she calls the "Double Dutch Ruff." 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5634 She's following the Ruff diet plan. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5635 Last week, I was necking with Lady Marilyn. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5636 Maybe we shouldn't have kept asking her to smile when she asked us to stop. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5637 She said it keeps her neck from getting stiff on long pilgrimages. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5638 I say, my dear fellow; modesty, fashioned to a T. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5639 She's just trying to make a fashion statement 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5640 I don*t understand what the dressmaker had in mind. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5641 It's a tic of her husband's. She just goes along with it. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5642 One never knows what can fall from outer space. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5643 I hear some people saying it is her Cone of Shame. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5644 In the future they'll call it the "# repeal the 19th" collar. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5645 She wears it to make assaulting Drumpfs find easier targets. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5646 I strongly advised Mr. Mankoff to pass on this cartoon, as it strains credulity that anyone in their shining future might be ambling about ignorant of sane politics and sound governance- as our poor Queen Elizabeth is drawn to be. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5647 She is very self-conscious about the wrinkles on her neck. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5648 Just in case global warming is real, the crown figures this is a good way to keep figure heads floating. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5649 I wonder if she knows it's really her that's stinkin' up the whole town? 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5650 She has had a rough life. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5651 If you ask me, it's just more hyper-collar parenting. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5652 Oh! It's so Elizabeth! Her Royal Highness' laundress has finally found a way to silence her Majesty! 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5653 I just knew Dunkin' Donuts would succeed here. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5654 Doughnut head ain't decided on choke collar. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5655 Did she get a new haircut? 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5656 how bizarre?! is it really that chilly out? 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5657 She doth doth not digest too much. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5658 On her it looks more like a cruller, doughnut? 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5659 She gets ruffled over the smallest things. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5660 Now that is one ruff maiden. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5661 The jest going round the court is that she's 'a maid of kiss and towel'. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5662 They saying that she likes a bit of ruff. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5663 Attention: Newest Fall Fashion! Ruffled collars, now with three times the ruffles. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5664 Methinks beneath that fulsome collar the fair maiden be not hot. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5665 Psst, hey Sir Robert! Let's make a meme out of her! 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5666 Duct tape hath not been invented yet. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5667 Something about her French ancestry and kissing. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5668 Do you think she's on SnapChat? 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5669 Wedding cake neck is all the rage ! 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5670 My advice? Take the ruff with the smooth... 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5671 It's a new kind of soft neck brace. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5672 She's having a ruff day. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5673 She claimed, "You dare me wear the wedding cake?" He dared, she wore, and that was her mistake. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5674 Bethink those gents hath said it wast an invention hath called a tampon, but something wenteth sorely wrong. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5675 She sassed Myles. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5676 Everyone's saying she's gotten awfully puffed up. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5677 You can hardly see the Crown. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5678 I think her name is Millie. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5679 Is that Mrs. Joneses neighbor? 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5680 You can tell when the Queen wants to turn up her nose at the rest of us. She always wears the same dress. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5681 The cronut look is becoming very popular. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5682 They say this style appeals to those with a neck fetish 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5683 "That should take care of her 'loose lips sink ships' problem. Now she needs to work on not resembling a pious round accordion". Joyce Grimm, Pittsburgh, PA 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5684 Of a sudden my desire is first to duck fried pastry into mulled mead before quaffing. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5685 No one has dared tell Her that Bill Cunningham has gone to the undiscover'd country. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5686 He, verily, did I move onto her, as like unto a cur. And she was married. Then, of a sudden, see I her, and hath not she a goodly ruff faux! 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5687 Franz Hals, orthopedist 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5688 Whispers, "fuck the patriarchy." 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5689 I hear it's made of lace cheese. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5690 She said something about not wanting to be mistaken for a clown in today's environment. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5691 Oh, that's Lady Modigliani. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5692 Woof 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5693 She's quite the planner, I hear it's Kevlar. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5694 CAREFUL ELIZABETH YOU MITE STUMBLE 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5695 That's a rough ruff." "She's not so bad. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5696 She claims it relieves the crick in her neck. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5697 Methinks streetstyle is overrated. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5698 The giant turkey legs are gone, so Ren Fest pulled out the Krispy Krehemoths. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5699 She’s just had a facelift, and her doctor doesn't want her picking at the stitches. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5700 She'd surely float. Methinks she's a witch. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5701 She's into ruff trade. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5702 It’s the latest thing in fashion. It's called athleisure. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5703 It all started with that unauthorized painting. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5704 Her husband had it made for her.....he said she talked too much! 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5705 Alas, her prescription drug benefits still leave her in a doughnut hole. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5706 Dat ass, doe. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5707 Poor Madame Melania doesn't understand the irony of wearing the Muff Ruff. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5708 It's part of the "sick dogs matter" movement. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5709 'The hounds fled on sight of her." 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5710 I heard she's hiding guillotine scars. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5711 Too much Fleecy in her ruffle rinse. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5712 She doesn't care for anyone in her bubble, that one. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5713 You know what they say..." "Yeah, yeah, yeah... when the going gets ruff 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5714 It's a flue season collar and a roll-me-over device, all in one. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5715 It's the latest from Paris. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5716 Me thinks she doth ruff too much. 1.0563 0.03955 71 69 0 2
5717 So that's what Sia looks like. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5718 I heard Donald Trump was around but the women are getting a little carried away just to avoid his grope 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5719 A cupcake? I think she looks more like a donut with glazed sides! 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5720 It's the latest design from America. 1.0563 0.03955 71 69 0 2
5721 Priscilla Bundt--the Iced Princess. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5722 Lady Anne of Flan is showing off her latest family crest. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5723 (In Old English font) (1)"That's one way the king can deal with her wagging tongue!" or (2)"His highness has decreed that "she either accepts the new collar, or it's the ax!" 1.0556 0.03362 72 69 2 1
5724 It's the King's new diet policy. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
5725 For peace: open the eyes and quiet the voice. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
5726 They're calling it "the Cronut." They only make 40 each day! 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5727 She's an Elizabeethan en route to her apiary or bee yard, 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5728 She sayeth only, "We wouldst not apologize for our neck." 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5729 She refuses to pay for Amazon Prime, so she has to make three more trips. 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5730 I hear that the same guy who's designing Trump's wall also designs neck ruffles. 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5731 You should always cover your mouth when you sneeze. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5732 She speaks softly of access to many stations but has no commitment to cable. 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5733 The Lady said she was on a diet. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5734 Ye olde British teeth 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5735 Her hubbby was tired of all her berating! 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5736 She who smelt it dealt it. 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5737 Whiplash is terribly painful 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5738 I call it my Neck Protector Model H8. 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5739 Methinks the lady did demand too much. 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5740 Look out V-Necks the Elizabethan Collar is falls newest trend. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5741 The person that's in the highest position is not always the happiest 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5742 Truly, the wench is envious. Thou shouldst see her codpiece. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5743 When she created the neck pillow... 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5744 They call her Elizabeth 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5745 She had a neck fusion 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5746 Apparently it's called ruff puff like the pastry... 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5747 The seamstress went wild about working for royalty. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5748 Her mother is adamant she stick her nose up 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5749 By Jove! You just know she likes it rough! 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5750 She gets her "attire" ideas from the DESIGN STARS TV show. 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5751 She came from a collar county. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5752 That's Kellyanne Conway. She's going to a meeting with him. (italicize the word him) 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5753 Maybe she thinks it's chic to be ruffled. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5754 And what is our carts had larger thicker wheels, and we could call them 'tires?' 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5755 Robin Hood (The Donald) tried to muffle Maid Marian (Hilary). 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5756 She owns a bakery 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5757 This cartoon focuses on the issue with Russia taking Ukraine's peninsula, Crimea, from April 15, 2016 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5758 It might be a good fashion statement for men who choose to lead. 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5759 She's married to a Hirshhorn. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5760 Her old seamstress died ! 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5761 It'll just be back in twenty years anyway. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5762 They say it's the latest in feathered ruffles. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5763 Angelfood? 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5764 it's a neck a porter from net a porter 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5765 It will virtually conceal crookedness! It is named, 'The Hilliary'. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5766 A new fashion from the Sandwich Islands, or so I hear. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5767 Two pains in the neck at once! 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5768 You sure Madam won't share what she heard? 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5769 Speaking of import taxes, check out the ruff-mule just off the boat. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5770 Say what you may, she is the town's fashion trendsetter until Cher is born. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5771 She's having a "ruff"time adjusting to foppery. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5772 She's worried about her neck. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5773 Oh, that. It's a cheese wheel. It's the latest fad with the teenagers. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5774 Don't you think that Amanda's cheesecake punishment is a trifle severe, Lord Wallington? 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5775 She seems sad. We need to bolster her up. 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5776 Ruff Ruff 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5777 Talk about taking upward mobility to entirely new heights! 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5778 UN4TUNATELYSHE'5NO+0SAY@WARD,YE+!will1amshakespeare§0N 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5779 Blemmin' cleaners always too much bleach. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5780 She'll regret eating so many carbs. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5781 Anyone who complains about the microphone is having a ruff night. 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5782 Yeah she is the reason we skipped steak night and had t.v. dinners 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5783 I must be ruff on the children. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5784 Poor dear thinks it's to make her face look thinner rather than her waste. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5785 Methinks the Queen of Smug has overdone the ruff bit. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5786 Do you think she stuffs? 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5787 Quite right. Lady Goodyear will never match your legacy Lord Buggywhip. 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5788 She should have left the yeast alone. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5789 They say she was jilted years ago by a young folk singer. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5790 Oh, and I heard it was a donut wagon. 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5791 She says she wants to be FWB ... Friends With Big-ass-collar. 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5792 The young ruffians of today spoil everything. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5793 I think it's meant to hide a hickey... 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5794 Ah, Little Ms. Muffet finally found her(self in her) own big tuffet. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5795 She thought that bigger was better. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5796 I wonder how that would look on my dog. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5797 Wrong house, that's the third time this week! 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5798 I guess my Amish men want me to fast---otherwise they'd have given me an Elizabethan collar! 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5799 He thought this would stop her from being an eating machine. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5800 I think that's the new 365 all weather collar. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5801 A BIT OVER THE TOP, AGREED, BUT I HEAR THE DUKE IS THRILLED WITH THE EFFECT. 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5802 She must be really ruff around the edges 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5803 That's Gwendolyn, the town ruff. 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5804 Somehow, somewhere, she's stuck back in May. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5805 She can't feel her face when she's with me. But she loves it. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5806 Sure, anyone can climb over the castle wall, but he did make the ruff great again. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5807 She saw one incident of ‘necking’ at the Globe theatre and she starting wearing those things! 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5808 It seems young lady Craig has started some kind of new diet trend. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5809 Even with all that gear, comments on her emails cannot be kept from her ear. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5810 I ca 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5811 That's Queen E. Ruff Ruff 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5812 Verily it Trumpeth! 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5813 She took it too literally when they called her a 'Diamond in the Rough'. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5814 I warned her life would be ruff here. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5815 Nasty looking, if you ask me. I just don't understand women these days... 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5816 She saw that in Burma. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5817 A pussy collar? The nerve! 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5818 Anon, yond's what I calleth a popp'd collar! 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5819 Well, that's one way to hide acne. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5820 It's a new fad that is going around 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5821 It's called naked dieting. You have to be naked to eat. 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5822 The latest for donut phobia 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5823 It's rough being her. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5824 I believe they're calling it the "ruffled muffler." 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5825 Praytell, am I to understand that Hostess Cupcakes has returned to the marketplace on an unprecedented scale. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5826 Woman: Fashion over function Man: Where did she buy that? I'd love to get one for my wife. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5827 I'll bet *she* likes it ruff. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5828 She likes to kiss and grope every man she sees! 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5829 Miss Kip yer hans Hoff, likes to assure her personal space. Or...After returning from the beauty pageant, Miss Kip yer hans Hoff, likes to assure her personal space. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5830 That ruff has some SERIOUS ridges 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5831 She doesn't look ' ruff ' around the edges at all. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5832 She's the ruffest girl I know 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5833 It's the latest authorized treatment for neck injuries... 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5834 She has lots of suitors, so she wears her Rolodex on her sleeve, instead of her heart. 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5835 I wish it was a cake so I can take at least a bite 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5836 Sometimes you have to be patient to achieve greatness 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5837 Must be the new La-Z-bethan model everyone is talking about. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5838 I hear it's the latest technology in halitosis blocking 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5839 If the prince is that desperate to pull off that dress he should really get a hair cut. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5840 What would Trump do? 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5841 Methinks Priscilla, me Lady's seamstress, doth drink a fine steed's allotment of coffee. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5842 She madest it from foreskins then breathested on it hotly. 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5843 Elizabeth's weird growth is getting worse. God save the Queen. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5844 She doth suffer " i-neck. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5845 Big date tonight...and no hickeys! 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5846 it's a design by Baron Narcolept. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5847 I told you she would choke. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5848 With her sister, London is but a fortnight. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5849 Ruffed chins do make alarming head displays. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5850 How many white collars has she stolen? 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5851 His Lordship encased an angel food cake around her neck after she was struck from behind by a pewter-laden donkey cart. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5852 #countrymatters? 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5853 I knew you sometimes come early, but underdressed as well? 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5854 Her Highness is in readiness to do a rope line 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5855 She has no self control when there's Vienette around. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5856 I understand she is trying to increase awareness for the cholrea epidemic. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5857 What's up with m'lady? 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5858 If she sneezes, don't get between me and the moat. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5859 If I knew what she was 'saying,' I could be parliamentary-correct. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5860 The ruff isn't the problem. Its that she is only a four. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5861 MUST BE THE YEAR THEY INVENTED 'STARCH'!! 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5862 She doesn't want everyone to know she eats pizza. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5863 A lady in this county is going to make waves! 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5864 Hi my name is Beatrix and the only thing bigger than my collar is my ego. Huuuuhhh! 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5865 Sleep all day and don't need a cane? I'm in. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5866 She has worn it ever since her meeting with the innkeeper. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5867 She's a contestant on "The Thane's Apprentice. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5868 Obviously a Hillary Democrat 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5869 Notorious RBG in the Ruff as decision maker in a SCOTUS majority. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5870 Her dignity gets thicker as evening approaches. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5871 She says it helps my halitosis... 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5872 These "Great Again" fashions designed by President Trump's daughter sure lend new meaning to the term "muffler." 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5873 Well you should never talk to a woman wearing a ruff, but yeah, especially one like that. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5874 If I weren't running for office, I'd probably say, '___ _ ____ ___, ____!' 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5875 That's what was shown at London's Fashion Week. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5876 I've heard it's a choice between that and a very long nose. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5877 I wonder why she stuck that cake over head? 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5878 She's anti-Trump. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5879 It's big on the Continent. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5880 Finally the fancy donut movement has caught on! 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5881 I would, but I just ate. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5882 That was the hardest face smash into a cake I've ever seen 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5883 It's the old 'Miss Havisham's neck rest' for spinsters who love attic chairs. 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5884 Her collar game is on fleek. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5885 Her periodontist recommended this new 24/7 flossing device. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5886 You should see her rush through doorways. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5887 It's either a ruff or she's anout to be necklased. 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5888 Please explain Scooby-Doo the movie. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5889 Hormones. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5890 You can have life and liberty. I'll pursue happiness. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5891 She heard about Iran's Peacock Throne. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5892 My good man...It appears that the puffery, to which this young lady has been exposed, has become a great trumpery enveloping her neck! 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5893 Our coach driver was driving far too quickly.... 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5894 The new magistrate did say he would be ruff on crime. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5895 Hark! Thy collar is not just for dogs! 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5896 She could've just told me not to button the top button on my collar! 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5897 Not your typical Victorian Ecru lace collar. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5898 Must be a rough life. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5899 Just remember, she's not really all that ruff. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5900 Hey. Rough. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5901 The Queen didn't like her laughing at the peasants. 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5902 Does her husband know about all those ruffles? 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5903 She used to just look down on us, now I'm afraid it has become a whole-body gesture. 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5904 Look like she got some shelf work. 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5905 I told you, that "let them eat cake" comment went completely viral! 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5906 Something new, a pinata pillory. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5907 I was going to say something extremely ruff to her, to her family, and I said to myself, 'I can't do it.' 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5908 I believe the white cane is the superior technology. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5909 Wonder how many horses it will take. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5910 I hear he still hasn't acknowledged his Nobel Prize. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5911 She's a simple cold shy of an early grave. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5912 Rumor is she's trying to cure the common cold with fashion. Or she has a double chin. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5913 Must be the new kid on the block. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5914 I'm not interested. She a "10" above but a "4" below. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5915 She's pregnant. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5916 Frankly, I never liked the way her neck looked anyway, so I think it's an improvement. 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5917 Her kingdom is shrinking---and so is she. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5918 She dropped me after I gave her the necklace. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5919 O, she doth teach the torches to burn bright! 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5920 Damn those Witches, their at it again! 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5921 Look Will, there's Elizabeth. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5922 She calls it, "tiss-you" 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5923 No thanks. Please take us off your list. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5924 Early experiment with the prepped collar. 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5925 It is supposed to have the same purpose as genital mutilation. 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5926 I think it's a relic of the Ottoman Empire. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5927 She's being cheesy so she can meet a cracker at the costume party. I hope she doesn't end up with a pumpkin head. 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5928 Why do women go through such lengths to avoid catcalls these days? 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5929 Design eliminates quality as a requirement. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5930 I don's know... but it looks like her hat fell... 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5931 "Times are a changing Sir Walter, fashion isn't what it use to be". 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5932 I must agree agree with you that her down is tightly clustered. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5933 Me thinks the Lady is off to enter Project Runway. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5934 She wears that to cover up her Scarlet Alphabet. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5935 She's making us look silly. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5936 She's running for town crier......guaranteed wide circulation and round-the-clock delivery. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5937 Verily, in times centuries hence it shall be known as street cred. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5938 She's not afraid to speak her mind. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5939 It's the sort of ruff you get in winter 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5940 Excess leads to suffocation and thirst. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5941 Over inflation can prematurely wear down attire. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5942 Is she a sTRUMPet or a truffle hyperbole? 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
5943 Hole in one. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
5944 Is that just a big collar or is she eating a cake? 1.0429 0.03176 70 68 1 1
5945 Oh, that's a post-surgery collar like they use with dogs except it's ruffled to suit the ladies. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
5946 That dress is so Ruff I heard it came with a free invite to a Trump cocktail party. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
5947 Music is nothing but empty noise 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
5948 Henry, enough with the carpe diem routines....I'll be ready in two minutes! 1.0429 0.03176 70 68 1 1
5949 Regina is wrapt in rapture. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
5950 Something about matching the new "dubs" on her "hoopdy" ... 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
5951 I hear, She keeps hitting the trees in Sherwood Forest. 1.0429 0.03176 70 68 1 1
5952 I tell you, it will be a piece of cake. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
5953 I knew her before she had a Trumparian complex. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
5954 I'm not sure.. but she's been rambling incoherently about the importance of building walls. Maybe this is what she was talking about! 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
5955 Looks like Kayne West is at it again. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
5956 It seems that life is ruff all over. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
5957 That's not the Nasty Woman. That's the queen-in-waiting. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
5958 Her? I think that's Muffy. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
5959 Prithee your mistress may have fewer words for you. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
5960 She told me the musket-scented rolls are a natural aphrodisiac. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
5961 Allow me to explain what your heard... 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
5962 How is she able to stay puft? 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
5963 Hmm, if that's the trend, the stock market's in for a nosedive. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
5964 I can't understand why she models for that boor Lord Matthew. I find him much too rough. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
5965 It's multi-function: head support for napping, and built-in lidar for the autopilot. 1.0429 0.03176 70 68 1 1
5966 She commissioned a better wheel and wants to be sure her legacy reflects it. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
5967 Sad...She's still waiting for her 2nd set of teeth to come in. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
5968 Her inner child still believes it is better to seen than heard 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
5969 Her pussy was touched! 1.0429 0.03176 70 68 1 1
5970 Me thinks she doth puff-neck too much! 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
5971 Methinks yon strumpet's halo hath slipped. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
5972 Apparently, that's how Ruff Riders roll. 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
5973 funny dress 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
5974 She's not as ruff as she seems. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
5975 I say William, that ruff must be quite rough on her neck. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
5976 The queen is trying bit by bit to get rid of her! 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
5977 Do the peasants really think they can protect her neck? 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
5978 Well I'll be, that ruff's on fleek 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
5979 I fear 'tis influence of ?ocial media 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
5980 A bit rough for my taste. 5. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
5981 That Angel Food Cake always puts her to sleep. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
5982 Well, I guess she knew she wouldn't win by the size of her hands. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
5983 Such a tribute to Lady Chatman. I too hope one day her head gets unstuck from that millstone. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
5984 It's the latest fashion from the Tower of London. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
5985 man, the lengths some women will go to to hide their cold sore 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
5986 What dost thou mean "disgusting," Donald? 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
5987 Little did we know, but the 'padded ruff' style of the 1480's was Leonardo's inspiration for the Vitruvian Man. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
5988 I hear her husband was so distraught by her constant nagging that he had to ruff her up. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
5989 Here's hoping the ruffini makes it through the 1.0299 0.02985 67 66 0 1
5990 The original doughnut Dolly. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
5991 She's the Queen of Resting Bitch Face. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
5992 It's either she loves pancakes or she loves pancakes! 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
5993 They say the King once got her into an upstairs room and French kissed her. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
5994 She is practicing her inaugural speech. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
5995 I heard it gave her skid marks. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
5996 Didst thee seeth Elizabeth's collar? 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
5997 Apparently she has a problem with licker... 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
5998 You say the her collar is made with foreskin? Wow, I can understand why the cuffed her. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
5999 Collar this! 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6000 I'd say she's really got it ruff! 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6001 She said the turtles will hatch in only 2 more days. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6002 The mattresses needed backup. 1.0299 0.02985 67 66 0 1
6003 It's your turn to lick her wounds. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6004 Ye gods...that's rough! 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6005 She still looks mannish. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6006 I understand she is applying to be the queen's next taffeta cake model. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6007 Does seem pretty extreme, don't you think. I would have used a "poison-pill" defense. 1.0299 0.02985 67 66 0 1
6008 Thou'st leanith ever so closer to discover that roses verily smell like... 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6009 There goes her guacamole hat. 1.0299 0.02985 67 66 0 1
6010 Is that the new trend these days? 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6011 and she thinks she's had a ruff life! 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6012 Mary thinks it will help, but she is just kidding herself. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6013 But do ruffles go well with mead dressing? 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6014 Come back on November the 9th and we'll talk. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6015 Watch out for that one. She's into ruff trade. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6016 'She’s beautiful, and therefore to be wooed; She is woman, and therefore to be won - yet...' ~ Shakespeare to his friend Henry 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6017 That's why women can't be actors. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6018 That way she can't see the fools who think showing your underpants is fashionable> 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6019 She appears to be feeling a little uppity today. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6020 That's one hell of an Elizabethan sponge cake! 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6021 Me thinkest it purifies the putrid humors that surround me lady. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6022 Who told Hillary that a Modern woman should take on airs? 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6023 She is very close to Don Otto. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6024 It's a great combination of aesthetics and function. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6025 Not sure what it should be called, but it looks rough. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6026 There was a bumper crop of hay this summer and the farmers didn't want the overflow going to waste. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6027 I heard, her and shoeless Joe Jackson are an item 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6028 It seems Milady hath lawyer end up 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6029 I hear that Canadian Prime Minister really gets to the ladies. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6030 I've decided to take a leave of absence... 1.0299 0.02985 67 66 0 1
6031 She's too deep into the choker trend. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6032 Does she really thick we won't recognize her? 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6033 That's the biggest corn wedge I've ever seen. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6034 Her life has been very"Ruff".... 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6035 It's her ruffier than thou attitude that creates a tempest 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6036 She's wearing Trump's cone of silence... 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6037 I hear monsieur Drumpf sewed it himself. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6038 Her Husband is the only Eskimo on the Crusade. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6039 Apparently its really popular in England right now. 1.0294 0.02064 68 66 2 0
6040 Its called a Muslim collar. 1.0294 0.02064 68 66 2 0
6041 She told his Majesty 'twas from a leech on her nape 1.0294 0.02064 68 66 2 0
6042 The new frontier. 1.0294 0.02064 68 66 2 0
6043 I've heard she's down to earth but if you ask me her head is in the clouds. 1.0294 0.02064 68 66 2 0
6044 Methinks the lady doth protest too much." protesteth too much. 1.0294 0.02064 68 66 2 0
6045 She issues about her chin. 1.0294 0.02064 68 66 2 0
6046 I understand she has lice. 1.0294 0.02941 68 67 0 1
6047 She should give that to her husband, the Emperor! 1.0294 0.02064 68 66 2 0
6048 I say, perhaps we've been gas-lighting her a bit too much lately. 1.0294 0.02064 68 66 2 0
6049 Poor girl has a whiplash injury. 1.0294 0.02064 68 66 2 0
6050 Do you think her husband forced her to wear that because he's always grabbing other peoples' wedding cakes? 1.0294 0.02064 68 66 2 0
6051 Pardon, but my lady shan't be grabbed by the pussy. 1.0294 0.02064 68 66 2 0
6052 She had a bad stagecoach accident last week, fancy neck brace... 1.0294 0.02064 68 66 2 0
6053 She looks great with that high collar. 1.0294 0.02064 68 66 2 0
6054 Why DIDN'T he write "Vanity, thy name is woman?" 1.0294 0.02064 68 66 2 0
6055 It's a comfort umbrella--her hands free, and the rain keeps her head cool. 1.0294 0.02064 68 66 2 0
6056 They charge by the yard and fix so you can't even talk about it. 1.0294 0.02064 68 66 2 0
6057 She said she was feeling a little rough. 1.0294 0.02064 68 66 2 0
6058 She won't say much, but honestly it's pretty ruff. 1.0294 0.02064 68 66 2 0
6059 Her ruff really does bring all the boys to the yard, doesn't it? 1.0290 0.02034 69 67 2 0
6060 This is my latest creation to conceal her extraordinarily long neck. 1.0290 0.02034 69 67 2 0
6061 It's fit for this King. 1.0290 0.02034 69 67 2 0
6062 Think she's trying to make some kind of statement with that merkin ruff? 1.0282 0.02817 71 70 0 1
6063 Road trip was amazing. Thanks again for letting us borrow a few things. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6064 At the risk of being branded a heretic, I think that she would be better off causing a little one to stumble. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6065 We might have to open you up and operate. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6066 She needs less Calgon"...."Yeah ancient Chinese secret huh 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6067 Things were a bit rough up in Paris, I hear... 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6068 Poor Jane is so-o-o sensitive about her wattles. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6069 I hear she's hiding a rather vulgar birthmark under there. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6070 Now that's what I call being in fashion. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6071 She did not want to be to "prude", so to speak. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6072 Margaret Thatcher will Never wear it that way. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6073 And all this timeth I bethought I hadst a big goff'ring iron. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6074 Suddenly mine own goff'ring irom seemeth v'ry bawbling. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6075 She's a diamond in the rough. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6076 It's from my Exotic Collection 1572. I like to call it Elizabethan Kayan! 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6077 i knew that that Victorian ruff would be a problen 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6078 That woman. She does so liver her sponge cake, doesn't she? 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6079 She's hedging her bets for the election 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6080 Methinks she dost crow's nest too much. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6081 Oh what a shame.....Looks like little Miss Beauty way over slept this time! That look is soooo last season! 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6082 It was either a muff or a veil. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6083 Zounds, Will, there's a ruff draft for you! 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6084 Although the majesty struts her authentic and very elegant look, the fellow noblemen of the town still look at the beauty in such a ugly manner. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6085 She is fasting for her sins 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6086 Her Majesty will be truly pest 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6087 neck injury from fall "Neck injury from a rut in the road 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6088 Interesting. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6089 Now that's a Thomas collar! 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6090 Looks like brother Stephan misunderstood the meaning of "tied up to the collar". 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6091 Seems her husband's finances aren't all too ruff. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6092 Cheesecake. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6093 I heard rumors, that our Queen Anne Boleyn creates her own clothing with great style covering her neck. No wonder, she needs to protect herself from majesty Henry VIII. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6094 At least the its better than the tirliry-puffkin stamps. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6095 Hey, Charles, glad we came to this Renaissance Fair. Isn't her collar a great idea for a new design for automobile airbags? 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6096 I don't care if she is queen, it's still too elite nabob-ish. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6097 Don't bother trying to look her up online. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6098 Penalty is severe for using out of date Ruff's to mock the King 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6099 Do you suppose she might grow tired of that? 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6100 Methinks they do it differently in Aleppo. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6101 Now everyone knows she feels bad about her neck. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6102 Tear-away tissue. I hear she has terrible allergies. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6103 Wow! The things kids wear these days is just outrageous!" "I know! Did you see Catherine's scarf?" "Honestly, I thought it was a tire. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6104 "I hear her husband cuts up rough". 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6105 She's wearing a ruff collar. That's because she's running for political office. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6106 Ernie I told you this wasn't castle gorlon! 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6107 I can't understand women! Every other word is 'doth' or 'thou' or 'progrefs'! 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6108 She should of known the dangers of a cheesehead in bears territory. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6109 "And I say, Let them eat Cammnmgmgnfhfhnhghngh" -Marie A. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6110 Oof. I don't know. Complaining about Millenials? "Get a job!" Something about the election? "Argh Donald Trump" Maybe social media? "Hey whats Twitter doing here?" 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6111 It's called the neck wheel. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6112 She's got the right stuff. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6113 With that get up, it would be hard to have and cold AND be dignified... 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6114 Oh dear, not another case of excessive collar. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6115 T'is a pity ... Elizabeth's ruff t'was flagged as unnecessary. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6116 B-u-r-r-r-p ! 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6117 i heard she was born without a butthole and has to poop out of her mouth 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6118 Apparently Anne lost the gold "so glad you're with child" necklace Henry gave her. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6119 You can tell she's a princess because she's not covered in filth. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6120 Money gets you a fancy dietician-designer. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6121 It's the fantastic new 2016 Look. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6122 Greek to me. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6123 That will make rush hour rehearsals awkward... 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6124 The Hillary doth protest too much, methinks 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6125 ...aye my friend, a little odd for sure. Methinks her latest phobia is catching fire. You know, the old 'Stop, Drop, and Roll.' Always takes it to the next level, she does. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6126 you just know she likes it ruff 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6127 When you said the Bard likes a bit of rough..." OR "Without it her breath could fell an ox at fifty paces!" OR "There must be a better way to tame a shrew 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6128 Under the circumstances she should give up that ruffled collar for a pussy bow. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6129 She ordered it from DrayMall for resting on long journeys. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6130 But how does she brush her shoulda off? 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6131 I hear she's planning to do a back flip to break free! 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6132 Should we inform the parliament? 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6133 Nasty Lady! 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6134 Well, I guess that's the fashion these days. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6135 For years, she obsessed about having such an Audrey-Hepburn-length neck. Finally, her therapist suggested she try period attire. She's really into it now! 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6136 It's functional by keeping her from messing up her hair. It is NOT a "collar of shame". 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6137 She's in training for the Royal wine tasting. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6138 I bet she won't use that same perfume tomorrow! 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6139 I know my sister dresses showing a lot of skin. But your catcalls were really out of line. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6140 As the wife of the miller she has had a very ruff life and she wants everyone to know it. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6141 "An immigrant from the island of Yap, supposedly very wealthy."sombra34 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6142 She has a terrible cold. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6143 The newest fashion is trying to bring back torture. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6144 I don't know which is worse, her week chin or the ruff. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6145 Inflatable collars are all the rage! 1.0149 0.01504 67 66 1 0
6146 I said 'white-collar prison,' not 'wide collar is in.' 1.0149 0.01504 67 66 1 0
6147 It's the latest in stock recovery fashion. 1.0149 0.01504 67 66 1 0
6148 It's cheaper than buying a depilatory 1.0149 0.01504 67 66 1 0
6149 Apparently this is something the young ladies are doing these days. I believe they are calling this dieting? Starving like the peasants by choice! 1.0149 0.01504 67 66 1 0
6150 She's a Powder Puff Girl 1.0149 0.01504 67 66 1 0
6151 Come back on November 8th, I'll let you know if I need you. 1.0149 0.01504 67 66 1 0
6152 I say, someone has finally found a way to eat a cake from the inside out! 1.0149 0.01504 67 66 1 0
6153 She hasn't spoken to be since this morning. I can't imagine why. 1.0149 0.01504 67 66 1 0
6154 Are you here for me, or did you just want some dinner? 1.0149 0.01504 67 66 1 0
6155 she has this thing about donuts 1.0149 0.01504 67 66 1 0
6156 The Prynne trial was ruff on her. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
6157 Obviously a victim of the bubonic Muffnado. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
6158 I know dogs wear lampshades but I didn't know women wore doughnuts. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
6159 The extra-large bagel seems a bit overkill, don't you think? 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
6160 Mrs. Johnson lived next door, and the funeral was yesterday. Your father must be so proud of you. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
6161 She belongs to Sir Samuel's Club. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
6162 Looks like she chose to go home. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
6163 The Padre is Wearing That Tire Shaped Color because he talked To Much! 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
6164 Elizabeth stated she bought it at Ye Ol Wholesale Club! 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
6165 She's our Princess with a pea, ensconced to her highrise penthouse. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
6166 Do you think she is a "true blond"? 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
6167 Elizabeth's fashion sense sure has taken a hit since the bush & garden convention. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
6168 I hear that it was voted the official ruff of the National Ruff Foundation! 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
6169 Loot at her she is in deep trouble !! 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
6170 Just think, if this was the fall of 2016 that would be Hillary Clinton up to her neck in.... 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
6171 "There she goes again thinking she's Roger Ebert! 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
6172 Look Sir Cedric, Lady Gray's eyelashes slipped! 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
6173 I'd rate her a seven and a half. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
6174 She's heard about Donald Drumpf. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
6175 Tis quite a rough ruff for m'lady. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
6176 That neck flies to her to heaven 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
6177 The poll on this latest fashion is neck and neck. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
6178 What a brassy woman! Bigly. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
6179 I heard Sir Walter introduced it to Court. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
6180 They say it is a genetic disease, you know? 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
6181 Time travel adds layers, you see. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
6182 She kept talking, so I finally sprang for the quiet collar that make quite a statement. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
6183 I never did understand the fashion thing. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
6184 The latest royal fad...wheely big ruffle. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
6185 I guess the "vanilla layer" part of her cake message was implied. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
6186 It's the newest rage to solve prattle. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
6187 Why does it say MAY? 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
6188 Rrrruff!! 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0