Contest #541


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541


Name Value
Submission deadline -
Voting started 2016-10-17
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2016-10-30 (estimated)
Number of captions 5066
Number of responses 510944
Number of participants 34896


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Let me guess...the Gym Reaper? 1.9226 0.03351 633 251 180 202
1 You must be kidding. I've got tickets for 'Hamilton' tonight. 1.8446 0.03160 650 269 213 168
2 We're divorced---but I'd be delighted to give you his current address. 1.8089 0.03305 607 270 183 154
3 No, I get it. I just think it's a little insulting that he sends an intern. 1.7821 0.03383 537 236 182 119
4 It's for you honey 1.7637 0.03787 474 230 126 118
5 So this is your idea of "dressed to kill"? 1.7533 0.03679 454 209 148 97
6 Harold, it’s for you. 1.7526 0.03739 473 229 132 112
7 We divorced 10 years ago, but I'll be happy to give you his address. 1.7523 0.04573 327 162 84 81
8 He's in the kitchen washing the toaster. 1.7478 0.03934 460 236 104 120
9 Well, if it isn't the Gym Reaper. 1.7358 0.03812 439 213 129 97
10 Yeah well, you don't look like your Tinder profile picture, either. 1.7294 0.04380 340 169 94 77
11 Good luck getting him off the couch. 1.7225 0.03816 418 201 132 85
12 When he finishes the dishes. 1.7153 0.03905 404 198 123 83
13 Honey, it's for you! 1.7139 0.04108 402 210 97 95
14 The last man in my life and still a disappointment. 1.6992 0.04158 379 198 97 84
15 I was planning to move to Canada, but this works too. 1.6925 0.04223 387 211 84 92
16 Any wheat you need reaped, or your husband, lover, neighbors, etc? 1.6919 0.03620 370 164 156 50
17 No, I'm not ready. This is just the way I look without my makeup. 1.6807 0.04360 357 196 79 82
18 You call that dressed to kill? 1.6706 0.04177 340 175 102 63
19 He's out right now but as long as you're here could you trim the hedge?" 1.6686 0.04007 338 166 118 54
20 Hold on. Let me get my husband. 1.6686 0.04463 338 188 74 76
21 Come back on Nov. 9th and I’ll let you know. 1.6647 0.04370 334 181 84 69
22 He moved out, but I'll get you his new address. 1.6627 0.04311 332 177 90 65
23 Thank God you're here. One more debate and I would've done it myself. 1.6531 0.04432 320 175 81 64
24 No, I won't "Like, go with you and stuff." 1.6520 0.04422 319 174 82 63
25 Sure. Just let me get his Netflix password before you talk to him. 1.6519 0.04201 316 162 102 52
26 Come back on November the 9th and we'll talk. 1.6487 0.04369 316 170 87 59
27 Get a life. 1.6330 0.04487 297 163 80 54
28 I see fashion's dead, too. 1.6301 0.04474 292 159 82 51
29 So much for death with dignity. 1.6280 0.04249 293 152 98 43
30 Believe me, if he still lived here, I'd tell you. 1.6254 0.04646 291 166 68 57
31 Can you wait till he finishes doing the dishes? 1.6250 0.04555 288 160 76 52
32 You are persuasive, but I'm still voting for Hillary. 1.6237 0.04434 287 155 85 47
33 I'd invite you in, but I guess I don't live here anymore. 1.6237 0.04675 287 164 67 56
34 He's on the treadmill. 1.6211 0.04624 285 161 71 53
35 Sorry, Billy won't be harvesting any souls until he finishes his homework. 1.6095 0.04671 274 156 69 49
36 Who are you here for? Actually, how many can you take? 1.6081 0.04599 273 153 74 46
37 He's not home but you're welcome to wait. 1.6066 0.04672 272 155 69 48
38 Good, you're here. I'll go get my husband. 1.6052 0.04658 271 154 70 47
39 Grim, huh? I'll show you grim. He's on the couch in his underwear. 1.6030 0.04862 267 158 57 52
40 I'm just glad to see a millennial with a job. 1.6022 0.04445 269 146 84 39
41 Thank God, I thought it was another Jehovah's Witness. 1.6015 0.04640 266 150 72 44
42 You're too late. I'm already in hell. 1.5984 0.04880 254 148 60 46
43 Well, I'll be damned. 1.5954 0.04543 262 145 78 39
44 Just my luck, I get the intern. 1.5946 0.04519 259 142 80 37
45 Thank goodness. I was afraid you were a clown. 1.5939 0.04685 261 149 69 43
46 You look different from your profile picture. 1.5916 0.04735 262 152 65 45
47 Dressed to kill, I see. 1.5898 0.04663 256 145 71 40
48 I chose liberty. 1.5898 0.04981 256 155 51 50
49 Thank goodness! I was afraid you might be a clown. 1.5840 0.04687 250 142 70 38
50 Can he run a few errands first ? 1.5806 0.04649 248 140 72 36
51 George...it's for you. 1.5806 0.04855 248 146 60 42
52 You want to move back home for a while? Over my dead body. 1.5800 0.04515 250 138 79 33
53 You look like hell. 1.5800 0.04924 250 150 55 45
54 And what are you supposed to be -- the Gym Reaper? 1.5789 0.04872 247 146 59 42
55 I'll get my husband. 1.5789 0.04769 247 143 65 39
56 Ironically, he's in the living room. 1.5755 0.04767 245 142 65 38
57 Well if your little walk through the valley of the shadow of death goes through my living room, you're going to need to take your shoes off because I just vacuumed. 1.5755 0.04440 245 133 83 29
58 You look more like the gym reaper, if you ask me. 1.5755 0.04661 245 139 71 35
59 So good to see you, I was afraid I was going to have to vote this year. 1.5720 0.05042 243 149 49 45
60 Nice shoes and sweats. You must be the Gym Reaper! 1.5702 0.04852 242 143 60 39
61 Finally! He's in the den. 1.5654 0.04899 237 141 58 38
62 I can't come: I'm being audited. 1.5612 0.05150 237 149 43 45
63 Herb stepped out for a carton of cigarettes, but you probably knew that. 1.5598 0.04724 234 135 67 32
64 Thanks for coming on such short notice. He's snoring again. 1.5584 0.04850 231 136 61 34
65 Sure you are. And I'm the Easter Bunny. 1.5579 0.04894 233 139 58 36
66 Oh good, I thought you were a Jehovah's Witness. 1.5579 0.04932 233 140 56 37
67 It figures: I just paid my taxes. 1.5507 0.04880 227 135 59 33
68 I don't care why you missed curfew. If Pestilence, Famine, and Death jumped off a bridge, would you jump too? 1.5502 0.05041 229 141 50 38
69 He's relaxing in the tub with a martini and a few vicodin. Why? 1.5487 0.04775 226 132 64 30
70 What happened to Death with dignity? 1.5487 0.04937 226 136 56 34
71 Trump won, didn't he? 1.5487 0.05246 226 144 40 42
72 All right, don't tell us. Dad and I are just happy you got any job at all. 1.5487 0.04775 226 132 64 30
73 You don't scare me, I'm a teacher. 1.5467 0.04955 225 136 55 34
74 I only support pro-life candidates. 1.5450 0.04967 222 134 55 33
75 You aren't reaping anything, mister, until that room is clean. 1.5450 0.04967 222 134 55 33
76 Don't go out wearing that hoodie, you'll make people nervous. 1.5450 0.05049 222 136 51 35
77 well, at least I won't have to witness another presidential debate. 1.5450 0.05324 222 143 37 42
78 A hoodie? That could get YOU killed. 1.5450 0.05129 222 138 47 37
79 If Trump wins, I'm all yours. 1.5450 0.05008 222 135 53 34
80 So, what now...NO lives matter? 1.5430 0.05382 221 144 34 43
81 You're late. I did him myself. 1.5430 0.05067 221 136 50 35
82 You don't look anything like your Tinder photo. 1.5430 0.04944 221 133 56 32
83 I knew you'd get here before the Cable Guy! 1.5426 0.05151 223 140 45 38
84 What do you mean, the regular guy died? 1.5409 0.05004 220 134 53 33
85 You're not exactly dressed to kill. 1.5409 0.04920 220 132 57 31
86 Great! I'll go get him. 1.5409 0.05045 220 135 51 34
87 You look more like the Grim Rapper. 1.5388 0.05105 219 136 48 35
88 Typical! I get to die on Casual Friday. 1.5349 0.05053 215 132 51 32
89 Sorry -- I ran out of Candy. Will Harold do? 1.5324 0.04993 216 132 53 31
90 Seriously? The grim rapper? 1.5305 0.05091 213 132 49 32
91 Your scythe was much bigger in your profile pic. 1.5291 0.05041 206 125 53 28
92 I'm not going anywhere. This place is rent controlled. 1.5283 0.04978 212 129 54 29
93 So I take it he wasn't at the gym? 1.5283 0.04932 212 128 56 28
94 Well since we're being casual, how about just giving me the flu? 1.5280 0.04898 214 129 57 28
95 Honey - Someone at the door for you. 1.5263 0.05123 209 130 48 31
96 No, Jimmy can not come out and play dead. 1.5263 0.05168 209 131 46 32
97 You know, you only get one chance to make a last impression. 1.5240 0.05277 208 133 41 34
98 I would love to give you his new address. 1.5217 0.05341 207 134 38 35
99 We decided to go with hospice instead. 1.5217 0.05024 207 127 52 28
100 I hope you realize that most Angels of Death don't live in their parents' basement. 1.5217 0.04978 207 126 54 27
101 And take me off your mailing list, too. 1.5194 0.05044 206 127 51 28
102 Could you come back after he finishes cleaning the basement? 1.5149 0.05216 202 128 44 30
103 We’re divorced, John no longer lives here—LET ME GIVE YOU HIS ADDRESS. 1.5149 0.05120 202 126 48 28
104 Well, well, well; if it isn't the Grim Rapper. 1.5147 0.05360 204 133 37 34
105 Sorry, I beat you to him. 1.5130 0.05042 193 117 53 23
106 It never occurred to me that Death would observe casual Friday. 1.5127 0.05170 197 123 47 27
107 My husband isn't home, but I would appreciate it very much if you would wait for him. 1.5124 0.05043 201 124 51 26
108 If you don't mind, I'd like to see some ID. 1.5122 0.04772 205 122 61 22
109 Well, how was practice? 1.5100 0.05012 200 123 52 25
110 "I really wasn't expecting the 'Gym Reaper'". 1.5100 0.05209 200 127 44 29
111 Let me guess, Casual Friday the 13th? 1.5100 0.05062 200 124 50 26
112 You look more like the Grim Rapper to me. 1.5076 0.05070 197 122 50 25
113 It's the grim rapper! 1.5076 0.05120 197 123 48 26
114 For the record, I'd like to say that I told him to hire an electrician. 1.5076 0.05319 197 127 40 30
115 Oh, the perfect ending to a crappy day. 1.5075 0.05180 199 126 45 28
116 He's at the golf course with his mistress. I can provide you with the GPS coordinates. 1.5075 0.05131 199 125 47 27
117 No, thanks. We didn't sow anything this year. 1.5075 0.05180 199 126 45 28
118 A man finally knocks on my door and look who it is. 1.5075 0.04878 199 120 57 22
119 The Grim Rapper? 1.5051 0.05151 198 125 46 27
120 I thought I had a date with Destiny. 1.5051 0.05298 198 128 40 30
121 Dressed to kill, you're not. 1.5051 0.05394 198 130 36 32
122 The Grim Rapper, I presume. 1.5027 0.05417 183 117 40 26
123 It's about time. He's downstairs in the den. 1.5025 0.05463 197 131 33 33
124 Grim rapper? Right. 1.5025 0.05121 197 124 47 26
125 First tell me the good news. 1.5000 0.04862 194 117 57 20
126 Oh, sure – and I'm the Virgin Mary. 1.5000 0.05077 194 121 49 24
127 Since the divorce, he no longer lives here but I'll be happy to give you his new address. 1.5000 0.05333 194 126 39 29
128 Jerry, it's for you. 1.4974 0.05212 195 125 43 27
129 He's out celebrating. He thought your appointment was yesterday. 1.4974 0.05355 193 126 38 29
130 Let me guess, you're here to 'unfriend' me... 1.4974 0.05304 193 125 40 28
131 You'll have to wait. He's being audited. 1.4974 0.05253 193 124 42 27
132 Well, well, if it isn't the Grim Slacker. 1.4974 0.05304 193 125 40 28
133 Thank God. I thought you were one of those, "Get out the vote," people. 1.4974 0.05253 193 124 42 27
134 I wouldn't be seen dead with you. 1.4974 0.05043 193 120 50 23
135 Oh, it's the gym reaper! 1.4974 0.04989 193 119 52 22
136 Hang on a sec...I wouldn't be caught dead in this sweater. 1.4974 0.04880 193 117 56 20
137 He's in the den, wearing a "Make America Great" baseball cap. 1.4974 0.05253 193 124 42 27
138 Thank you for coming. My other option was divorce. 1.4974 0.05253 193 124 42 27
139 You look more like the Gym Reaper. 1.4974 0.04935 193 118 54 21
140 You must be the grim rapper. 1.4974 0.05347 191 124 39 28
141 Oh, good. I was afraid you were a Mormon. 1.4948 0.05427 192 127 35 30
142 Yes, we're still undecided. 1.4948 0.04898 192 117 55 20
143 The sweatsuit hoodie says, 'Look at me, I'm Death, I live in my mom's basement.' 1.4948 0.05427 192 127 35 30
144 Let me get my husband for you. 1.4948 0.05116 192 121 47 24
145 Death be not proud, but have a little self respect. 1.4921 0.05231 189 121 43 25
146 He just applied for life insurance. Come back next month. 1.4894 0.04916 188 115 54 19
147 Oh, look, it's the Grim Rapper. 1.4894 0.05252 188 121 42 25
148 For God's sake - get a life. 1.4839 0.05183 186 119 44 23
149 Over my dead body will I leave this rent-controlled apartment. 1.4839 0.04895 186 114 54 18
150 Well I'm all out of candy. What happens now? 1.4811 0.05147 185 118 45 22
151 I wasn't expecting the Gym Reaper. 1.4811 0.05147 185 118 45 22
152 At least you're not a clown. 1.4811 0.04973 185 115 51 19
153 I guess the election results are in. 1.4811 0.05425 185 123 35 27
154 YES, you still have to take your shoes off. 1.4811 0.04973 185 115 51 19
155 Not if I see him first. 1.4811 0.05316 185 121 39 25
156 I knew the tuna tasted funny. 1.4809 0.05131 183 116 46 21
157 I see outrunning you is not an option. 1.4809 0.05304 183 119 40 24
158 The back yard, weed it and reap. 1.4809 0.05579 183 124 30 29
159 You can find him at Paddy's, and you can tell him I told him so. 1.4809 0.05525 183 123 32 28
160 He is not here. How about my mother-in-law? 1.4809 0.05471 183 122 34 27
161 You couldn't have shown up BEFORE this election cycle?! 1.4809 0.05189 183 117 44 22
162 Honey, I don't want to do Airbnb anymore. 1.4780 0.05438 182 121 35 26
163 I knew millennials would be the death of me. 1.4780 0.05325 182 119 39 24
164 That outfit alone is killing me. 1.4780 0.05151 182 116 45 21
165 You could've dressed up a bit! This is kind of a big day for me! 1.4722 0.05252 180 117 41 22
166 I think you're looking for my husband. 1.4722 0.05426 180 120 35 25
167 You need to get a life. 1.4719 0.05473 178 119 34 25
168 Stand up straight and take your hand out of your pocket. 1.4693 0.05506 179 121 32 26
169 Well, he's dead to me too. 1.4693 0.05152 179 115 44 20
170 I believe we already spoke on the phone, when I tried to cancel my cable. 1.4693 0.05273 179 117 40 22
171 If you're not taking your job seriously, why should I? 1.4693 0.05029 179 113 48 18
172 Are you here for the Republican Party? 1.4693 0.05273 179 117 40 22
173 He's still not home from skydiving. 1.4693 0.05029 179 113 48 18
174 Over my dead body. 1.4693 0.05213 179 116 42 21
175 I thought I heard the doorbell toll. 1.4689 0.05377 177 117 37 23
176 Thanks for coming on such short notice. He's in the bathroom. 1.4689 0.05377 177 117 37 23
177 Figures I would die on Casual Friday. 1.4689 0.04942 177 110 51 16
178 I got tired of waiting, so I just did it myself. 1.4689 0.05495 177 119 33 25
179 About time; he's in the den. 1.4689 0.05133 177 113 45 19
180 Do I have time to take a shower? 1.4689 0.05317 177 116 39 22
181 I'm thinking maybe Amber can't go out tonight. 1.4659 0.05216 176 114 42 20
182 No, Plague and Famine can't come out and play. They're grounded. 1.4659 0.05399 176 117 36 23
183 I don't care who you are–he's grounded until Monday. 1.4659 0.05339 176 116 38 22
184 You're not taking my mother out dressed like that. 1.4659 0.05459 176 118 34 24
185 Well, your Match.com photo isn't exactly accurate, either. 1.4647 0.05352 170 111 39 20
186 He's due back in 15 minutes. In the meantime could you do the back lawn? 1.4637 0.05150 179 116 43 20
187 Im here for the Bris. 1.4633 0.05834 177 126 20 31
188 Someone to see you,dear . 1.4602 0.05023 176 112 47 17
189 Well at least you're not a clown. 1.4602 0.05337 176 117 37 22
190 Oh, thank goodness, for a moment I thought you were a clown! 1.4602 0.05516 176 120 31 25
191 What do you mean it's like unfriending, only longer? 1.4602 0.05214 176 115 41 20
192 You're as disappointing as the rest of my life. 1.4602 0.05214 176 115 41 20
193 Well, I finally get to see Trump's healthcare plan. 1.4602 0.05337 176 117 37 22
194 If you’ve come for my girlish figure, my libido, or my faith in human decency—you’re too late. 1.4602 0.05397 176 118 35 23
195 Oh dear. What I said was: My ideal date would be "slim" and "a keeper." 1.4598 0.05194 174 113 42 19
196 It was the sushi, wasn't it... 1.4598 0.05130 174 112 44 18
197 I gave my soul at the office 1.4598 0.05258 174 114 40 20
198 Well, you're not exactly dressed to kill either. 1.4598 0.05130 174 112 44 18
199 Across the hall. All of them. 1.4593 0.05239 172 112 41 19
200 You're selling subscriptions to Life? 1.4593 0.05239 172 112 41 19
201 Just give me a moment and I'll go and fetch my mother in law 1.4593 0.05554 172 117 31 24
202 It froze over? 1.4593 0.05107 172 110 45 17
203 Donald? There's someone here from the RNC 1.4593 0.05675 172 119 27 26
204 Sorry, I died at the office. 1.4593 0.05793 172 121 23 28
205 I don't care for whom the bell tolled. You're still grounded. 1.4593 0.05239 172 112 41 19
206 For Christ's sake even Death is younger than me 1.4576 0.05313 177 118 37 22
207 Not today, Death. Why don't you jog your way to 7b? She's a smoker. 1.4568 0.05038 162 101 48 13
208 You sure don't look like your profile picture. 1.4561 0.05389 171 114 36 21
209 Check back with me on November 9th. 1.4561 0.05699 171 119 26 26
210 Thanks for the offer, but we have a riding mower. 1.4561 0.05127 171 110 44 17
211 If you don't take those shoes off you'll be the one getting carried out of here. 1.4535 0.05104 172 111 44 17
212 Before you take my husband, any chance you can trim the hedges? 1.4534 0.05707 161 110 29 22
213 You're not taking my daughter anywhere dressed like that. 1.4529 0.05411 170 114 35 21
214 I thought you'd be taller. 1.4529 0.04940 170 107 49 14
215 Well, I guess it's better than waiting for the elections 1.4529 0.05475 170 115 33 22
216 Was it the salmon mousse? 1.4524 0.05123 168 108 44 16
217 I might vote for you considering the alternatives 1.4524 0.05052 168 107 46 15
218 Wait here. I'll get him. 1.4505 0.05372 182 125 32 25
219 Well it's about time! He's on the couch. 1.4497 0.05434 169 114 34 21
220 It's about time! He's in the bedroom. 1.4497 0.05498 169 115 32 22
221 Come on in. But, just so you know, he's already dead to me. 1.4491 0.05416 167 112 35 20
222 He's in the shower. Coffee? 1.4464 0.05649 168 117 27 24
223 Death be not proud, eh? 1.4464 0.05256 168 111 39 18
224 Honey, there's someone from 'no lives matter' here to see you 1.4464 0.05835 168 120 21 27
225 He's with his mistress. I'll give you her address if you'll take both of them. 1.4464 0.05456 168 114 33 21
226 At least someone still makes house calls. 1.4464 0.04906 168 106 49 13
227 So, white is the new black. 1.4464 0.05256 168 111 39 18
228 I just need a minute to put on clean underwear. 1.4458 0.05505 166 113 32 21
229 He's the one in the bedroom with the knife sticking out of his chest. 1.4458 0.05163 166 108 42 16
230 I wouldn't be caught dead in that outfit. 1.4458 0.05505 166 113 32 21
231 Please tell me you weren't out reaping souls in THAT. 1.4458 0.04946 166 105 48 13
232 Thank God! I was afraid you were a clown. 1.4451 0.05488 164 111 33 20
233 Well you don't look anything like your profile picture either. 1.4451 0.05208 164 107 41 16
234 I was just going to vote. Perfect timing. 1.4431 0.05673 167 117 26 24
235 Well, ain't this a scythe for four-eyes! 1.4424 0.05393 165 111 35 19
236 No, I very clearly said I wanted you to Skype me. 1.4424 0.05461 165 112 33 20
237 I see it's casual Friday. 1.4424 0.05112 165 107 43 15
238 I'm hoping you're about to say, "Trick or treat." 1.4424 0.04814 165 103 51 11
239 I got better 1.4424 0.05324 165 110 37 18
240 If it isn't the Grim Rapper. 1.4424 0.05595 165 114 29 22
241 Let me guess--we're not going somewhere fancy. 1.4424 0.05393 165 111 35 19
242 My neighbor has the Note 7. I have an iPhone. 1.4405 0.05387 168 114 34 20
243 Why, if it isn't the Gym Reaper ... 1.4390 0.05346 164 110 36 18
244 I do live here, and even have the same name, but I'm not her. 1.4390 0.05619 164 114 28 22
245 I might go quietly, but never casually. 1.4390 0.05204 164 108 40 16
246 ...The GYM Reaper? 1.4390 0.05204 164 108 40 16
247 Well, you don't look like your profile pic either. 1.4390 0.05346 164 110 36 18
248 I thought you'd never come.... he's in the living room. 1.4371 0.05445 151 100 36 15
249 Why can't you just carry a skateboard like your friends? 1.4356 0.05224 163 108 39 16
250 Thanks but I think I'll wait for the next Uber driver. 1.4356 0.05438 163 111 33 19
251 Oh sure, NOW you show up. Where were you during the debates? 1.4356 0.05224 163 108 39 16
252 How would I know if my husband changed his jogging route? 1.4356 0.05507 163 112 31 20
253 If you're looking for my husband's libido, I already killed it with this outfit 1.4356 0.05643 163 114 27 22
254 Would it kill you to put on a nice cloak? 1.4356 0.05367 163 110 35 18
255 ... I'd still like to see some identification. 1.4348 0.05197 161 106 40 15
256 I like the new look! It's definitely less grim. 1.4348 0.05045 161 104 44 13
257 Can you come back later when my husband is home? 1.4348 0.05416 161 109 34 18
258 Frankly I was hoping for something grimmer. 1.4348 0.05121 161 105 42 14
259 Don't wear the hoodie. You'll scare people. 1.4348 0.05558 161 111 30 20
260 I'd like to use one of my lifelines. 1.4348 0.05271 161 107 38 16
261 Tell you what -- you give those hedges a quick trim, and I'll bring Harold out with no fuss. 1.4348 0.05558 161 111 30 20
262 Perfect timing. He's just finishing dessert. 1.4348 0.05416 161 109 34 18
263 I don't care if you're here to take who-ever to the great what-ever, take your shoes off! 1.4348 0.05416 161 109 34 18
264 I was supposed to get a text when you were ten minutes away. 1.4323 0.05180 155 101 41 13
265 Somebody to see you, Harry! 1.4321 0.05389 162 110 34 18
266 Sorry, but we're happy with our current service provider. 1.4312 0.05217 160 106 39 15
267 Is this Casual Doomsday? 1.4312 0.05292 160 107 37 16
268 My underwear is clean. Let's do this. 1.4312 0.05510 160 110 31 19
269 Why can't you go through a normal goth phase? 1.4312 0.05141 160 105 41 14
270 Trim the hedges, and take care of the neighbors while you're at it. 1.4312 0.05581 160 111 29 20
271 Stand straight. Hand out of pocket. Look grim." 1.4312 0.05366 160 108 35 17
272 So, you're just going to casually end it? 1.4312 0.05217 160 106 39 15
273 can I see some ID 1.4312 0.05366 160 108 35 17
274 I'll give you $20 to cut the grass and another $500 if you take my husband. 1.4312 0.05292 160 107 37 16
275 You need to get rid of that hoodie, it scares people. 1.4286 0.05593 154 106 30 18
276 Not now!...I finally like myself! 1.4277 0.05605 159 111 28 20
277 This is my last blind date. 1.4277 0.05745 159 113 24 22
278 You're in the wrong hood. 1.4277 0.05238 159 106 38 15
279 What is it, casual Friday the 13th? 1.4277 0.05238 159 106 38 15
280 My mother-in-law is in the kitchen. 1.4277 0.05388 159 108 34 17
281 You could have tolled. 1.4277 0.05388 159 108 34 17
282 Dude, all lives matter. 1.4277 0.05605 159 111 28 20
283 Oh, thank God you're here – this election has been slow torture. 1.4277 0.05745 159 113 24 22
284 At least I can stop worrying about who to vote for! 1.4277 0.05388 159 108 34 17
285 Hello darkness, my old friend. 1.4277 0.04924 159 102 46 11
286 Is my time up or are you canvassing for Trump? 1.4250 0.05576 160 112 28 20
287 I ate all that kale for nothing! 1.4241 0.05258 158 106 37 15
288 I can't believe you got past the doorman. 1.4241 0.04860 158 101 47 10
289 Actually, his son. The Grim Rapper. 1.4241 0.05484 158 109 31 18
290 I can't even get a respectable death 1.4241 0.05334 158 107 35 16
291 An alternative to Clinton and Trump? I'm listening. 1.4231 0.05535 156 108 30 18
292 If I had to wear that ensemble for eternity, I'd want to kill everyone, too. 1.4231 0.05535 156 108 30 18
293 I'm not going anywhere with you in those sweatpants. 1.4231 0.05755 156 111 24 21
294 Would it have killed you to dress up a little? 1.4231 0.05383 156 106 34 16
295 NOW you show up. My mother-in-law left 2 hours ago! 1.4231 0.05682 156 110 26 20
296 Yeah, definitely less grim. 1.4231 0.05306 156 105 36 15
297 I just got a call--someone here said they'd rather die than go to Aunt Helen's for Thanksgiving. 1.4231 0.05826 156 112 22 22
298 Just the weeds around back. I'll take care of the old man. 1.4204 0.05724 157 112 24 21
299 You couldn't just text? 1.4194 0.05248 155 104 37 14
300 He'll be so disappointed, this is his poker night. 1.4161 0.05396 149 101 34 14
301 Death is on vacation—I'm Casualty. 1.4156 0.05505 154 107 30 17
302 Your Tinder profile claimed you had a bigger scythe. 1.4156 0.05505 154 107 30 17
303 Let me guess, you must be the Grim Rapper. 1.4156 0.05427 154 106 32 16
304 Where have you been? I was scared I'd have to vote. 1.4156 0.05732 154 110 24 20
305 Larry, someone's here for you. 1.4156 0.05657 154 109 26 19
306 We don't take death so casually in this house. 1.4156 0.05105 154 102 40 12
307 Since when does Death observe Casual Friday? 1.4145 0.05398 152 104 33 15
308 'Let me guess. The Grim Jogger?' 1.4145 0.05479 152 105 31 16
309 Why yes, I did boo Hillary Clinton at a campaign rally. Why? 1.4118 0.05528 153 107 29 17
310 I take it we're not going out. 1.4118 0.05289 153 104 35 14
311 I don't care who you think you are. You'll leave your shoes in the hall. 1.4118 0.05039 153 101 41 11
312 No offense, but you look like hell! 1.4118 0.05039 153 101 41 11
313 You looked more sinister in your profile picture. 1.4118 0.05756 153 110 23 20
314 This really isn't a good time. 1.4106 0.05659 151 107 26 18
315 Fine. You can come in. But the other three guys and the horses stay outside. 1.4106 0.05338 151 103 34 14
316 You're taking my death too casually. 1.4106 0.05420 151 104 32 15
317 I suppose it's pointless to try to outrun you. 1.4106 0.05659 151 107 26 18
318 I asked for someone to trim the creeper... 1.4106 0.05501 151 105 30 16
319 If you're looking for the Republican party, you're too late. 1.4106 0.05581 151 106 28 17
320 I told you the neighbors get freaked out when you cut the grass like that. 1.4106 0.05581 151 106 28 17
321 Well I don't care what fate says, I'm his mother and I say he's grounded. 1.4106 0.05659 151 107 26 18
322 The last time you cut the lawn all my flowers died. 1.4106 0.05338 151 103 34 14
323 If you took your job more seriously you wouldn't have missed him. 1.4106 0.05501 151 105 30 16
324 I would rather pay more taxes 1.4106 0.05420 151 104 32 15
325 How was the Trump rally? 1.4106 0.05501 151 105 30 16
326 Oh thank God, I was afraid I might make it until November. 1.4091 0.05342 154 106 33 15
327 He's already on the mantel. 1.4091 0.05498 154 108 29 17
328 Some of us don't accept death so casually. 1.4067 0.05359 150 103 33 14
329 Finally, a man who matches his profile. 1.4067 0.05524 150 105 29 16
330 No, that's next door......but can you take me? I can't watch another debate. 1.4067 0.05683 150 107 25 18
331 This is the last time I'll complain about my pizza not being sliced. 1.4067 0.05442 150 104 31 15
332 For whom the doorbell tolls 1.4040 0.05247 151 103 35 13
333 Can you give me a minute to sign my donor card? 1.4040 0.05413 151 105 31 15
334 You reap, but you can't sew? 1.4040 0.05413 151 105 31 15
335 Can I see some identification? 1.4027 0.05464 149 104 30 15
336 Give me a minute to see if his insurance is paid up, then he's all yours. 1.4027 0.05464 149 104 30 15
337 Come back November 9th. I may need your services then. 1.4027 0.05121 149 100 38 11
338 Why do you have to end it so casually? 1.4027 0.05464 149 104 30 15
339 At least dress like you care! 1.4027 0.05296 149 102 34 13
340 Too menacing. Lose the hoodie. 1.4027 0.05628 149 106 26 17
341 You don't look anything like your picture. 1.4027 0.05628 149 106 26 17
342 Forget a tip! You killed the dog and left my husband. 1.4027 0.05380 149 103 32 14
343 Let me guess. You're looking for the Republican Party. 1.4027 0.05708 149 107 24 18
344 Sorry, but we buy our scythes online. 1.4027 0.05546 149 105 28 16
345 And the pizza? 1.4014 0.05345 147 101 33 13
346 No thanks. I died at the office. 1.4014 0.05845 147 107 21 19
347 And who should I say is calling? 1.4014 0.05077 147 98 39 10
348 Yes, I did say that I'm dead on my feet, but I didn't mean that literally. 1.4014 0.05601 147 104 27 16
349 Well, you don't have to be so casual about it. 1.4014 0.05257 147 100 35 12
350 I wish the cable guy was as reliable as you. 1.4014 0.05077 147 98 39 10
351 You look like death. 1.4014 0.05168 147 99 37 11
352 I still don't see why you need my email address. 1.4014 0.05517 147 103 29 15
353 Sweats and a hoodie? So much for death with dignity. 1.4014 0.05345 147 101 33 13
354 Sure, I'll give a donation. The scythe's the limit. 1.4014 0.05601 147 104 27 16
355 Oh good. I was afraid it was one of those clowns. 1.4014 0.05517 147 103 29 15
356 This is 'Street' not 'Place.' 1.4014 0.05765 147 106 23 18
357 You must be the exterminator 1.4014 0.05432 147 102 31 14
358 You look nothing like your profile picture. 1.4014 0.05345 147 101 33 13
359 A boy in a hoodie shows up at my door and wants to date my daughter? Over my dead body!! 1.4014 0.05432 147 102 31 14
360 That is not how you looked in your profile picture. 1.4014 0.05345 147 101 33 13
361 I didn't say I'd rather die, then exercise. I said I'd rather die than exercise. 1.4014 0.05432 147 102 31 14
362 I think I'll call another Uber driver. 1.4014 0.05601 147 104 27 16
363 You're too late. I killed him last week." 1.4014 0.05432 147 102 31 14
364 He's dead to me, too. 1.4014 0.05601 147 104 27 16
365 Slacker! I died two weeks ago. 1.4014 0.05683 147 105 25 17
366 Casual Death Day? 1.4014 0.05601 147 104 27 16
367 That better be the stench of death on your breath young man. 1.4014 0.05517 147 103 29 15
368 Sorry, after Trump nothing scares me. 1.4014 0.05517 147 103 29 15
369 Not Now! The Cubs may get into the World Series! 1.4014 0.05432 147 102 31 14
370 No, Timmy cannot come out and die! 1.4014 0.05683 147 105 25 17
371 Please tell me it's Halloween. 1.4000 0.05351 150 104 32 14
372 Sure, come on in...I just heard they're going to have a fourth presidential debate. 1.3986 0.05229 148 101 35 12
373 Have you tried texting him? 1.3973 0.05366 146 101 32 13
374 If you're Death, my husband is in the living room. If you're not, the costume party is upstairs. 1.3973 0.05453 146 102 30 14
375 No...no...no. You must be mistaken. We have a rent controlled apartment; we never die, we don't even fade away. 1.3973 0.05539 146 103 28 15
376 So death takes a casual Friday, huh. 1.3973 0.05707 146 105 24 17
377 Sure, you're scary; not clown scary, but scary. 1.3973 0.05095 146 98 38 10
378 You don't look like you are taking this job seriously. 1.3973 0.05095 146 98 38 10
379 Where's the kid that usually cuts the lawn? 1.3973 0.05624 146 104 26 16
380 You're late. My mother-in-law left ten minutes ago. 1.3973 0.05453 146 102 30 14
381 You're too late. I couldn't stand it any longer. I killed him myself. 1.3931 0.05647 145 104 25 16
382 If you take him, take the Play Station too. 1.3931 0.05297 145 100 33 12
383 Do you mind if we take a selfie first? 1.3931 0.05647 145 104 25 16
384 Sorry, but we were looking for someone with a lawn mower. 1.3931 0.05647 145 104 25 16
385 Better than most guys I've dated, at least you have a job. 1.3931 0.05297 145 100 33 12
386 I was hoping for a more dignified death 1.3931 0.05647 145 104 25 16
387 You don't scare us, we're rent-controlled. 1.3931 0.05475 145 102 29 14
388 No hard feelings, it's a common mistake. I'm Bobbi and he's Bobby. Honey, you have a visitor. 1.3931 0.05647 145 104 25 16
389 What do you mean "you see dead people?" 1.3931 0.05113 145 98 37 10
390 Are you the casual reaper? 1.3931 0.05297 145 100 33 12
391 Let me guess - you're the Grim Rapper? 1.3931 0.05475 145 102 29 14
392 I'll tell you what's grim - a middle aged guy out in public wearing sweatpants and a hoodie. 1.3931 0.05562 145 103 27 15
393 The only thing dead around here is my sex life. 1.3931 0.05206 145 99 35 11
394 My husband saw you ring the bell, and asked me to get it. 1.3931 0.05297 145 100 33 12
395 You can tell Mitch McConnell or whoever sent you, YOU HAVE THE WRONG RUTH GINSBERG! 1.3931 0.06057 145 109 15 21
396 He's in the chair in the den, make it snappy, I've got Hamilton tickets. 1.3931 0.05647 145 104 25 16
397 This is a rent-controlled apartment. The real Mrs. Peterson died three years ago. 1.3931 0.05387 145 101 31 13
398 He'll be lucky if you find him before I do. 1.3931 0.05297 145 100 33 12
399 How much to scare the hell out of my husband? 1.3931 0.05113 145 98 37 10
400 This is exactly why we added ourselves to the DO NOT REAP list years ago. 1.3931 0.05475 145 102 29 14
401 I wouldn't be caught dead with you in that outfit. 1.3931 0.05297 145 100 33 12
402 Well what do you know... if it isn't the Grim Rapper. 1.3931 0.05815 145 106 21 18
403 You don’t look anything like your profile picture. 1.3931 0.05562 145 103 27 15
404 Sorry, this is apartment 665. 1.3931 0.05297 145 100 33 12
405 Would it have killed you to dress the part? 1.3931 0.05387 145 101 31 13
406 You're late. I've been dead inside for years. 1.3931 0.05475 145 102 29 14
407 He's drunk, asleep, and in his man cave. Feel free to let yourself in. 1.3931 0.05732 145 105 23 17
408 Well it's about time! He's in the back. 1.3931 0.05562 145 103 27 15
409 Kinda casual for a Day of Reckoning, no? 1.3931 0.05475 145 102 29 14
410 Please tell me you're just here for the candy. 1.3931 0.05206 145 99 35 11
411 I get it. I should've jogged more. 1.3889 0.05497 144 102 28 14
412 No, last time I hired you to trim the hedges, they all died. 1.3889 0.05497 144 102 28 14
413 Sorry, I'm voting for the pro-life candidate. 1.3889 0.05497 144 102 28 14
414 Excuse me Ma'am, I'd like to take a minute of your time to tell you what Donald J.Trump can do for the future of America. 1.3889 0.05497 144 102 28 14
415 Can I see an ID? 1.3889 0.05497 144 102 28 14
416 A scythe salesman, my ass! 1.3889 0.05671 144 104 24 16
417 But it's Halloween, not Election Day. 1.3889 0.05671 144 104 24 16
418 Could you come back after the election? I'll be ready about then. 1.3889 0.05585 144 103 26 15
419 I expected a date with Destiny 1.3889 0.05317 144 100 32 12
420 Just my luck, dying on Casual Friday. 1.3889 0.05671 144 104 24 16
421 Wait, the Grim Rapper? 1.3889 0.05408 144 101 30 13
422 Death? The death of fashion, maybe. 1.3889 0.05036 144 97 38 9
423 You looked friendlier in your profile picture 1.3889 0.05497 144 102 28 14
424 Seems a little expensive for yard work. 1.3889 0.05497 144 102 28 14
425 Hello Betty, I'm here regarding your Federal student loans. 1.3889 0.05840 144 106 20 18
426 I don't care about your other job, please fix the toilet. 1.3889 0.05497 144 102 28 14
427 Its about time. He's upstairs. 1.3889 0.05036 144 97 38 9
428 I'm sorry, but according to the state of New York his soul belongs to me. 1.3889 0.05497 144 102 28 14
429 I wouldn't be caught dead with you dressed like that. 1.3889 0.05497 144 102 28 14
430 Sorry, you missed him again. Mr. Richards went on tour with the Stones. 1.3889 0.05671 144 104 24 16
431 Explain to me again what the Junior Reapers is. 1.3873 0.04881 142 94 41 7
432 He's not in. Is it something specific that you're calling about? 1.3873 0.05368 142 99 31 12
433 My husband? He's the guy shoveling snow in the driveway. 1.3873 0.05368 142 99 31 12
434 Whatever happened to dying with dignity! 1.3873 0.05551 142 101 27 14
435 Let me guess, you're here to grab me in the Pussy? 1.3873 0.06309 142 110 9 23
436 Mom, I got a job! 1.3873 0.05728 142 103 23 16
437 I'd ditch the hoodie. It makes you look sinister. 1.3873 0.05640 142 102 25 15
438 Wipe your feet. 1.3873 0.05274 142 98 33 11
439 No, I'm sorry. I'm a registered Democrat. 1.3873 0.05460 142 100 29 13
440 I'm like... here for your soul or whatever. 1.3873 0.05368 142 99 31 12
441 This is my last Tinder date. 1.3830 0.05752 141 103 22 16
442 What are you doing here? Who's coaching the Patriots? 1.3830 0.05482 141 100 28 13
443 Are we still on for Election Day? 1.3830 0.05197 141 97 34 10
444 You're late.. he had a heart attack last week! 1.3830 0.05840 141 104 20 17
445 Second bedroom on the left. 1.3803 0.05357 142 100 30 12
446 As if the scythe isn't intimidating enough, you had to wear a hoodie too? 1.3803 0.05167 142 98 34 10
447 Sorry, I already died at the office. 1.3803 0.05541 142 102 26 14
448 Do you really think you're dressed to kill? 1.3786 0.05216 140 97 33 10
449 You fool! You could be killed walking around this neighborhood with a hoodie! 1.3786 0.05503 140 100 27 13
450 Well at least you're not the tax man. 1.3786 0.05313 140 98 31 11
451 This is how you dress to visit your mother? 1.3786 0.05503 140 100 27 13
452 I was expecting the exterminator. 1.3786 0.05116 140 96 35 9
453 Please tell me you're here to cut the lawn. 1.3786 0.05313 140 98 31 11
454 I warned you not to get a Liberal Arts degree. 1.3786 0.05952 140 105 17 18
455 Why so grim? 1.3786 0.05596 140 101 25 14
456 Take your hand out of your pocket, don't slouch , get some real shoes. If you think I'm going anywhere with you, think again, mister. 1.3786 0.05777 140 103 21 16
457 He's at the golf course! Aren't you supposed to know that? 1.3786 0.05409 140 99 29 12
458 Come back when you're dressed to kill. 1.3786 0.05865 140 104 19 17
459 Would it kill you to dress up a little? 1.3786 0.05116 140 96 35 9
460 What is this? Casual Friday the 13th? 1.3768 0.05060 138 94 36 8
461 Another job swooped by a damn millennial. 1.3768 0.05364 138 97 30 11
462 I'll take the "treat" 1.3768 0.05060 138 94 36 8
463 First day on the job? 1.3768 0.05060 138 94 36 8
464 You seem awfully casual about this. 1.3768 0.05060 138 94 36 8
465 I'll be with you in a minute. I've got to put my vote for Hillary in the mail. 1.3768 0.05745 138 101 22 15
466 I ordered Chinese. 1.3768 0.05462 138 98 28 12
467 Not a Terminator. I called for an Exterminator. 1.3768 0.05462 138 98 28 12
468 Well, would you look at that! It's the Grim Rapper! 1.3768 0.05652 138 100 24 14
469 You don't look anything like your photo in Match.com. 1.3768 0.05837 138 102 20 16
470 No, I haven't heard of 'Casualty Friday'... 1.3768 0.05837 138 102 20 16
471 Well if it isn't the prodigal son! Finally found a job, I see. Well come on in, don't just stand there letting the heat out. Your father and I aren't made of money, you know. I swear, you kids will be the death of me. 1.3768 0.05927 138 103 18 17
472 Send someone else, I prefer death with dignity . 1.3768 0.05558 138 99 26 13
473 You could have at least dressed to kill. 1.3768 0.05558 138 99 26 13
474 I was never informed about an early termination fee. 1.3768 0.05652 138 100 24 14
475 Well, it's about time! He's on the couch. We'd like to keep the remote. 1.3768 0.05364 138 97 30 11
476 Tell me more about this farm upstate. 1.3768 0.05837 138 102 20 16
477 Sorry, I support death with dignity. 1.3768 0.05060 138 94 36 8
478 Is it about the hedge? 1.3768 0.05652 138 100 24 14
479 Finally. 1.3768 0.05927 138 103 18 17
480 Honey you have a caller 1.3768 0.05558 138 99 26 13
481 You've been out giving the other runners heart attacks, haven't you? 1.3768 0.05364 138 97 30 11
482 Would you mind waiting until he's in the shower? 1.3768 0.05558 138 99 26 13
483 "You're late...I already took care of him". 1.3768 0.05745 138 101 22 15
484 Do me a quick favor. Go down to 14B and scare the hell out of my ex-husband while I grab my coat. 1.3768 0.05652 138 100 24 14
485 You sure know to kill a knock knock joke! 1.3768 0.05745 138 101 22 15
486 I was expecting someone a little older. 1.3768 0.05558 138 99 26 13
487 Are you here about the gas leak? 1.3768 0.05265 138 96 32 10
488 I have news for you. You're at my door. I'm not at yours. 1.3768 0.05364 138 97 30 11
489 The Trump rally is downstairs 1.3768 0.05558 138 99 26 13
490 I didn't expect you until November 8th. 1.3768 0.05837 138 102 20 16
491 You think you scare me? The last trick-or-treater was a clown. 1.3768 0.05265 138 96 32 10
492 I'm feeling just fine. Why do you ask? 1.3768 0.05558 138 99 26 13
493 You're too late. He voted early. 1.3741 0.05890 139 104 18 17
494 If Trump wins, ring again. 1.3723 0.05675 137 100 23 14
495 I don't care if it's Casual Friday. You're not reaping my soul in sneakers. 1.3723 0.05862 137 102 19 16
496 Yeah, I know, business is dead. Your dinner is in the oven. 1.3723 0.05769 137 101 21 15
497 "What were those options again?' 1.3723 0.05580 137 99 25 13
498 Can you come back when my husband is home? 1.3723 0.05769 137 101 21 15
499 Well you misheard her... I was not dying to meet you!!! 1.3723 0.05284 137 96 31 10
500 In your case, I'm not coming unless I see some I.D. 1.3723 0.05384 137 97 29 11
501 Come on in. He's hiding in the closet. 1.3723 0.05675 137 100 23 14
502 My husband will be back in half an hour. You're welcome to wait. 1.3723 0.04970 137 93 37 7
503 I don't care who you are--I'm not voting for him! 1.3723 0.05675 137 100 23 14
504 You know what's grim? Your wardrobe. 1.3723 0.05483 137 98 27 12
505 Just so you know, you don't look like your profile pic either.... 1.3723 0.04970 137 93 37 7
506 Did you bring my cigarettes? 1.3723 0.05580 137 99 25 13
507 That's a very compelling pitch, but I'm still voting for Hillary. 1.3696 0.05546 138 100 25 13
508 You're early. He's at the health club. 1.3696 0.05450 138 99 27 12
509 Well, I'd rather you mowed the lawn. 1.3696 0.05150 138 96 33 9
510 Are you on my doorstep, or am I on yours? 1.3676 0.05404 136 97 28 11
511 Trump won? 1.3676 0.05698 136 100 22 14
512 Really? My number had to come up on a casual Friday? 1.3676 0.05504 136 98 26 12
513 John said he'd rather die than go jogging this early? 1.3676 0.05404 136 97 28 11
514 And I suppose you brought home dirty laundry too? 1.3676 0.05602 136 99 24 13
515 I don't care if the other 3 horsemen are going. You're getting too old to go Trick or Treating. 1.3676 0.05504 136 98 26 12
516 You're a week early for Halloween, and 10 years late on my marriage. 1.3676 0.05698 136 100 22 14
517 Sorry, my hip's already killing me. 1.3657 0.05659 134 98 23 13
518 Thank God, I thought it was another creepy clown. 1.3657 0.05248 134 94 31 9
519 Oh, you must be here to see my husband! 1.3657 0.05559 134 97 25 12
520 Treat? 1.3657 0.05758 134 99 21 14
521 Vote or Die? Well, make it quick then. 1.3657 0.05458 134 96 27 11
522 I don't care what plague she caused, I'm still voting Democrat. 1.3657 0.05659 134 98 23 13
523 I was expecting someone much older. 1.3657 0.05458 134 96 27 11
524 GOP Headquaters is next door. 1.3657 0.05659 134 98 23 13
525 'He's over at Trump Tower.' 1.3657 0.05949 134 101 17 16
526 Come back November 9. 1.3657 0.05559 134 97 25 12
527 Can you come back in about twenty-five minutes? He's fixing the sink. 1.3657 0.05248 134 94 31 9
528 What, is this all I get -- some punk trainee? 1.3657 0.05458 134 96 27 11
529 Well, in or out? I don't have all night! 1.3657 0.05559 134 97 25 12
530 But I thought we had until November 8th! 1.3657 0.05854 134 100 19 15
531 Sorry, I already gave my life at the office. 1.3657 0.05659 134 98 23 13
532 No thanks, our son cuts our lawn. 1.3657 0.05354 134 95 29 10
533 Don't bother, my husband has been dead since our honeymoon! 1.3657 0.05458 134 96 27 11
534 Sorry, dude, I died at the office. 1.3657 0.05354 134 95 29 10
535 You must be here for my husband. 1.3657 0.05458 134 96 27 11
536 Trust me. I'll take any interruption from watching these debates. 1.3657 0.05140 134 93 33 8
537 Before you take him would you mind thinning out the tall grass? 1.3657 0.05659 134 98 23 13
538 My husbands not home right now. But please, come in. 1.3657 0.05458 134 96 27 11
539 Thanks, but we usually use a power lawnmower! 1.3657 0.05458 134 96 27 11
540 Would you mind coming back tomorrow? I still have 3000 steps to get in today. 1.3657 0.05559 134 97 25 12
541 No, this is not the Republican Headquarters 1.3657 0.05949 134 101 17 16
542 No, we hired the kid with the lawn mower. 1.3657 0.06135 134 103 13 18
543 Well you sure took your sweet time getting here. I was about to give up and take care of him myself. 1.3657 0.05559 134 97 25 12
544 You must be here for my husband's sense of humor. 1.3657 0.05559 134 97 25 12
545 Sorry, what is the "Angel of Def"? 1.3657 0.05854 134 100 19 15
546 Do you have to be so casual about it? 1.3657 0.05029 134 92 35 7
547 And taxes. Got it. 1.3650 0.05371 137 98 28 11
548 If you hurry you can catch him on the first tee. 1.3650 0.05470 137 99 26 12
549 I'm afraid there's been a mistake. I told the doorman to send up Beth. 1.3650 0.05270 137 97 30 10
550 He's around back, tinkering with the wood chipper. 1.3650 0.05270 137 97 30 10
551 You're a bit late - all his interesting parts died 5 years ago. 1.3650 0.05371 137 98 28 11
552 Sorry, you're too late! I have already given my life to my over demanding boss, my obnoxious husband and my spoiled children. 1.3650 0.05663 137 101 22 14
553 You got a job doing what? 1.3650 0.05270 137 97 30 10
554 You're early. I specifically said Election Day. 1.3650 0.05470 137 99 26 12
555 You look nothing like your profile. 1.3650 0.05270 137 97 30 10
556 Please excuse the sweatsuit ma'am. I've been too busy reaping to sew. 1.3650 0.05663 137 101 22 14
557 If it's all the same to you young man, I'd prefer not to chill. 1.3623 0.05339 138 99 28 11
558 Come in. Pestilence is in his room. 1.3609 0.05478 133 96 26 11
559 I opened the door before you knocked so it doesn't count. 1.3609 0.05373 133 95 28 10
560 Trump Tower is next door. 1.3609 0.05879 133 100 18 15
561 Do you guys have casual Fridays too? 1.3609 0.05373 133 95 28 10
562 Sweatpants? Death definitely be not proud. 1.3609 0.05373 133 95 28 10
563 finally! let me just grab my purse. 1.3609 0.05581 133 97 24 12
564 My husband will be right with you. 1.3609 0.05373 133 95 28 10
565 He's gone out for a carton of cigarettes, a quart of gin, and hotdogs for dinner. You want to come in and wait? 1.3609 0.05581 133 97 24 12
566 Sorry about the wait. I thought you were a Jehovah's Witness 1.3609 0.05373 133 95 28 10
567 What a slob. I wouldn't be caught dead with you. 1.3609 0.05045 133 92 34 7
568 Well thank goodness its not another charity. Sure come in, he's in the kitchen. 1.3609 0.05975 133 101 16 16
569 Why the new look? Your old outfit was to die for.. 1.3609 0.05156 133 93 32 8
570 Hold on. I'll let my husband know you're here. 1.3609 0.05781 133 99 20 14
571 Death may not be proud -- but can't you at least put in the effort? 1.3609 0.05879 133 100 18 15
572 Well you took your sweet time, he started breathing again. 1.3609 0.05478 133 96 26 11
573 You're late. He's taken a position with the Trump campaign. 1.3594 0.05627 128 93 24 11
574 "It's about time. The republicans have been wishing for you to show up. 1.3582 0.05646 134 99 22 13
575 Upstairs, bedroom to the left. 1.3582 0.05443 134 97 26 11
576 Young man, you're more than welcome to harvest my soul, but take your shoes off first. 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
577 It's about time! He's in the living room. 1.3561 0.05704 132 98 21 13
578 You're late again. We made other arrangements. 1.3561 0.05173 132 93 31 8
579 Oh, thank goodness. I was expecting another door-to-door campaigner. 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
580 You're late. We buried him last week. 1.3561 0.05904 132 100 17 15
581 Do I need to remind you this is a 'stand your ground' state? 1.3561 0.05173 132 93 31 8
582 " Only you can prevent Donald Trump. 1.3561 0.05904 132 100 17 15
583 Now is not a good time. 1.3561 0.05704 132 98 21 13
584 What a relief....I thought you were going to be a clown. 1.3561 0.05602 132 97 23 12
585 You must be the stripper. 1.3561 0.05904 132 100 17 15
586 It's just the nurse, honey. They sent a different one tonight. 1.3561 0.05602 132 97 23 12
587 You have the wrong home. I eat kale. 1.3561 0.05602 132 97 23 12
588 Believe me, after the day I've had, you're welcome. 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
589 Nice try, sweetie, but your student loans are still your responsibility. 1.3561 0.05704 132 98 21 13
590 So, he took up jogging for nothing? 1.3561 0.05602 132 97 23 12
591 Hubby, there's someone at the door for you. 1.3561 0.05173 132 93 31 8
592 I thought I hit unsubscribe. 1.3561 0.05805 132 99 19 14
593 I'm married to your brother. I died along time ago. 1.3561 0.05704 132 98 21 13
594 Are you sure? There's a lot of Mrs. Smiths. 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
595 You don't really look like your profile picture 1.3538 0.05867 130 98 18 14
596 I thought you were opportunity knocking. 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
597 The scythe is still a dead giveaway. 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
598 I appreciate the offer, really, but can I get back to you on November 9th? 1.3538 0.05764 130 97 20 13
599 You're late. After I caught him with the secretary, I did him myself. 1.3538 0.05867 130 98 18 14
600 You think I'm going anywhere with you dressed like that? 1.3538 0.05554 130 95 24 11
601 Listen, I’m not paying you by the hour if you don’t have a lawnmower. 1.3538 0.05660 130 96 22 12
602 Sure, you can take him, but clear the weeds when you leave. 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
603 I died at the office. 1.3538 0.05764 130 97 20 13
604 Well, we're out of candy. What's your trick? 1.3538 0.05867 130 98 18 14
605 You looked much different in your profile picture. 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
606 I don't care who you are; you'll wipe your feet if you're coming in my apartment. 1.3538 0.05554 130 95 24 11
607 I should have swiped left. 1.3538 0.05554 130 95 24 11
608 Will I still have time to file an absentee ballot 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
609 Your're almost too late. One more day of this campaign and I was going to do it myself. 1.3538 0.05968 130 99 16 15
610 When I said that casserole was 'to die for' you didn't actually think I meant it did you? 1.3538 0.05222 130 92 30 8
611 Before you do my husband, could you do the weeds in the back lot ? 1.3538 0.05106 130 91 32 7
612 No, I don't know what time it is! 1.3538 0.05222 130 92 30 8
613 The Grim Reaper doesn't wear velcro sneakers. Earl, what do you want? 1.3538 0.05554 130 95 24 11
614 If you say "I totally killed it" again, we're done. 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
615 Sorry, he went to hell in a handbasket. 1.3538 0.05660 130 96 22 12
616 May I take a message? 1.3538 0.05106 130 91 32 7
617 Please put me on your "Do Not Call" list. 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
618 So you're saying it doesn't matter how I vote? 1.3538 0.05660 130 96 22 12
619 Aw man, did I forget to take my medication? 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
620 I heard you have death by chocolate. 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
621 You want scary? Put on the clown costume. 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
622 My lawn or my life? 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
623 'Sup? Is that all I get? 'Sup? 1.3511 0.05727 131 98 20 13
624 Who? Never heard of her. 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
625 Done with the GOP already? 1.3488 0.05682 129 96 21 12
626 I think your profile picture is outdated. 1.3488 0.05352 129 93 27 9
627 The co-op board president is in 2B. 1.3488 0.05352 129 93 27 9
628 Let me get my mother-in-law. She's in the kitchen. 1.3488 0.05352 129 93 27 9
629 We already have a lawn guy 1.3488 0.05352 129 93 27 9
630 Your too late, he made a deal with the devil. 1.3488 0.05574 129 95 23 11
631 I'm not Mrs. Finkel, and the Mr. Finkel you're looking for retired and moved to Florida last year. Don't you have Facebook? 1.3488 0.05682 129 96 21 12
632 Well! That's the last time I set up a date on the Internet. 1.3488 0.05352 129 93 27 9
633 Let me guess - you dropped out of Stanford to start your own business. 1.3488 0.05787 129 97 19 13
634 If you run, you might be able to reap him at Starbucks. 1.3488 0.05238 129 92 29 8
635 I'm afraid you're mistaken. I called for a gym sweeper. 1.3488 0.05787 129 97 19 13
636 Look, when I said I would die if Brad and Angelina broke up, it was just a metaphor! 1.3488 0.05574 129 95 23 11
637 Well at least you finally got a job. 1.3488 0.05121 129 91 31 7
638 Thanks for coming on such short notice 1.3488 0.05574 129 95 23 11
639 I don't plan to pay my taxes either. 1.3488 0.05574 129 95 23 11
640 Honey, your Amazon order is here. 1.3488 0.05682 129 96 21 12
641 Sorry Barry, that is so 2015, this year its creepy clowns 1.3488 0.05574 129 95 23 11
642 Finally, You Got a JOB! 1.3488 0.05574 129 95 23 11
643 Whew! I thought it was going to be a clown. 1.3488 0.05121 129 91 31 7
644 You don't look like your profile picture either. 1.3488 0.05682 129 96 21 12
645 I cut my own grass.. 1.3488 0.05574 129 95 23 11
646 My mother-in-law will be back at 5:30. 1.3488 0.05682 129 96 21 12
647 I don't know why, but I always imagined you'd be taller than me. 1.3488 0.05574 129 95 23 11
648 Please give me until Nov 8th. After that life won't be worth living. 1.3488 0.05352 129 93 27 9
649 No, no.... I just represent the death to all your plans to exercise this week. I'm his brother, Gym Reaper. 1.3488 0.05464 129 94 25 10
650 Well, 'yo' yourself. 1.3488 0.05464 129 94 25 10
651 OK, I get it. I need to exercise. 1.3488 0.05352 129 93 27 9
652 Well, I do like the idea of a landscaping company that doesn't use leaf blowers or gas mowers. 1.3488 0.05464 129 94 25 10
653 Sorry, I meant to swipe left. 1.3488 0.05787 129 97 19 13
654 No famine can't come out to play 1.3488 0.05993 129 99 15 15
655 No, the Reapers live next door. 1.3488 0.05238 129 92 29 8
656 Trendy. Is it one-scythe-fits-all? 1.3488 0.05682 129 96 21 12
657 How about I let you know after election day? 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
658 I thought you would be taller. 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
659 And what exactly is the Casual Reaper supposed to do? 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
660 The Trump campaign headquarters are two doors down. 1.3485 0.05986 132 102 14 16
661 But I eat a ton of kale! 1.3459 0.05234 133 96 28 9
662 Must you bring your work home with you? 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
663 I was expecting someone taller. 1.3438 0.04763 128 88 36 4
664 What do mean 'the game went into sudden death'? 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
665 My husband isn't here right now. Can you come back later? 1.3438 0.05810 128 97 18 13
666 I would rather we continue to skype. 1.3438 0.05703 128 96 20 12
667 Look, this isn't a good time. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
668 So Death takes holidays and casual Fridays as well! 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
669 It worked. No one bullied me. 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
670 I have Hamilton tickets for next week! 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
671 If you're looking for the Republican Party, I'm afraid Mr. Trump got here before you. 1.3438 0.05915 128 98 16 14
672 Amazon really does deliver everything. 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
673 My worst nightmare? Oh, please--I survived campaign season. 1.3438 0.05810 128 97 18 13
674 For some events in life, there really should be a dress code. 1.3438 0.05703 128 96 20 12
675 I wish I could wear sweatpants to work. 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
676 Didn't you read the sign? No soliciting! 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
677 I'm not one to stereotype, but that hoodie might make others wary of you. 1.3438 0.05703 128 96 20 12
678 But first, could you whack the weeds? 1.3438 0.05703 128 96 20 12
679 Don't give me that look. 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
680 Let me vote first. 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
681 You're here with the election results? 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
682 Casual Friday, I assume? 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
683 DONALD!! Your campaign manager is here! 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
684 Oh thank God. I thought it was a creepy clown. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
685 You don't scare me. I'm voting for Hillary. 1.3438 0.05915 128 98 16 14
686 Would you mind coming back tomorrow. He promised to finish painting today. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
687 Finally, a choice in this election. 1.3438 0.05810 128 97 18 13
688 We have a regular lawn service, thank you. 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
689 Even my angel of death is disappointing. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
690 Yeezus, you look like death! 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
691 You don't scare me. I watched Trump at the debates. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
692 Dying I can accept. It's the Casual Friday thing that bugs me. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
693 You look nothing like your profile photo. 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
694 It was only a joke I made when I thought Trump had a lead. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
695 I was afraid of that! Trump won! 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
696 What the hell do you want ? 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
697 Well, this is disappointing – I thought you were taller. 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
698 Well, it's a sewing circle, not sowing circle, but you're welcome to join. 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
699 I hate to profile, but what's up with the hoodie ? 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
700 You knew it was going to be a dead end job. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
701 Careful, that hoodie makes you look threatening 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
702 What are my options again? 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
703 Tough day at the office? You look like death 1.3386 0.05614 127 95 21 11
704 "You want the Trump Campaign Office - that's down the street and third building on your left". 1.3386 0.06146 127 100 11 16
705 Come back tomorrow when my husband is at home. 1.3386 0.05614 127 95 21 11
706 Would it kill you to wear a robe? 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
707 I gave at the cemetery. 1.3386 0.05725 127 96 19 12
708 At least it's not a clown 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
709 I don't pay taxes either! 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
710 It's either Halloween or Election Day. 1.3386 0.05502 127 94 23 10
711 Actually, death does not become you. 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
712 Well, you've got the wrong Hortensia Maria von Klootz! 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
713 Christ! You just missed him. 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
714 We won't be needing you. He killed himself during the last debate. 1.3360 0.05786 125 95 18 12
715 I thought I was ordering Death By Chocolate 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
716 I thought you said you were taking me out tonight. 1.3360 0.06111 125 98 12 15
717 Who knew Death could be so casual... 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
718 I guess I won't be able to outrun you. 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
719 Who are you, the Grim Sneaker? 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
720 Stop right there! We're on the Do Not Call List 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
721 Who are you supposed to be- the grim Rapper? 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
722 Hell has casual Friday? 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
723 I'll be ready for you as soon as I finish Game of Thrones. 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
724 Thank God! When I heard the knock I thought you were a politician. 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
725 You illegals are taking all the good jobs. 1.3360 0.05786 125 95 18 12
726 Simply head up to the penthouse... he has orange hair. 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
727 You're certainly treating this whole thing a bit too casually for my tastes. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
728 You must be here for American Democracy. 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
729 He's working late at the office again. You can get him there. 1.3360 0.05786 125 95 18 12
730 I already did that part. You were suppose to bring a mop. 1.3360 0.05896 125 96 16 13
731 Come back later. I'm only on season 2 out of 5. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
732 I think you want my husband. 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
733 You're telling me those were amanitas and not portobellos? 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
734 Why the hoody? You think I don't know who you are? 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
735 Reaping the benefits of the gym, I see? 1.3359 0.05577 128 96 21 11
736 Death be not so fashionable either. 1.3306 0.05694 124 94 19 11
737 If you're coming for me, mister, you're coming properly dressed! 1.3306 0.05577 124 93 21 10
738 John, come in out of the cold. You look like death! 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
739 You millennials kill me. 1.3306 0.05213 124 90 27 7
740 Over my dead body am I letting you in here. 1.3306 0.05577 124 93 21 10
741 I don't have any candy. Take my husband. 1.3306 0.05919 124 96 15 13
742 You want the smokers next door. 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
743 He's in his recliner... 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
744 Figures...I get taken on casual Friday. 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
745 More like "grimy" reaper, I'd say. 1.3306 0.06029 124 97 13 14
746 Take a seat, my ex should be here any minute 1.3306 0.05808 124 95 17 12
747 So, what are you suppose to be, the Grim Slacker? 1.3306 0.05694 124 94 19 11
748 I've been knocking at death's door for years, why haven't you answered? 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
749 Couldn't you have given me some notice? I would've maxed out my credit cards. 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
750 This is what he gets for dying on 'casual' Friday. 1.3306 0.05213 124 90 27 7
751 I'm no longer undecided. 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
752 I said I wanted a COMFORTABLE death, not a CASUAL one! 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
753 Would it have killed you to dress up before coming over? 1.3306 0.04955 124 88 31 5
754 Exterminator? 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
755 I'm sorry. We don't need any more cutlery. 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
756 I don't fear the reaper. Now go clean your room. 1.3306 0.05577 124 93 21 10
757 Worst blind date ever. 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
758 Sorry, we already have Obamacare! 1.3306 0.05577 124 93 21 10
759 I guess I shouldn't be surprised. I told my daughter to find someone a little more serious... 1.3306 0.05213 124 90 27 7
760 I thought you'd never get here. He's in the back room. 1.3306 0.05694 124 94 19 11
761 I'm feeling much better, thanks for asking. 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
762 At least I'll die laughing! 1.3306 0.05213 124 90 27 7
763 This is unit A. Death's door is unit B. 1.3306 0.05213 124 90 27 7
764 I already gave my soul at the office. 1.3306 0.05577 124 93 21 10
765 Well, I sure hope today is Halloween. 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
766 What a coincidence! I just finished doing my taxes. 1.3306 0.05808 124 95 17 12
767 What are you? The Gym Reaper? 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
768 I'm guessing you're here to take me out? 1.3306 0.05577 124 93 21 10
769 I told you, you're dead to me. 1.3306 0.05694 124 94 19 11
770 Arnold is on the couch, but it's new so try not to make a mess. 1.3306 0.05577 124 93 21 10
771 Would it kill you to wear something more formal? 1.3306 0.05213 124 90 27 7
772 He's in the living room watching football. 1.3306 0.05808 124 95 17 12
773 You want the guy next door. He's a deplorable. 1.3306 0.05694 124 94 19 11
774 Thank goodness, I don't have to vote. 1.3306 0.05919 124 96 15 13
775 Let's stop kidding ourselves; nothing is going to make me exercise more. 1.3306 0.05213 124 90 27 7
776 I'll show you grim, Howard. Get your ass in here. 1.3306 0.05577 124 93 21 10
777 Seriously? That's what you're wearing? 1.3306 0.05577 124 93 21 10
778 I was expecting tall, dark, and gruesome. 1.3306 0.05577 124 93 21 10
779 You look a lot different in person 1.3306 0.05694 124 94 19 11
780 Your'e too late, he died yesterday 1.3306 0.05694 124 94 19 11
781 First the sombrero, then the hajib, now this...I'm still voting for Hillary. 1.3306 0.05694 124 94 19 11
782 When you're finished reaping, clean up your room! 1.3280 0.05539 125 94 21 10
783 No thanks we have a lawn service. 1.3280 0.05178 125 91 27 7
784 Come in he's been waiting to meet you his whole life. 1.3279 0.05390 122 90 24 8
785 Would it kill you to dress up for date night? 1.3279 0.05390 122 90 24 8
786 I take it they were all out of clown costumes. 1.3279 0.05514 122 91 22 9
787 Let me guess. Casual Friday? 1.3279 0.05514 122 91 22 9
788 Could I see some identification? 1.3279 0.04999 122 87 30 5
789 I knew you'd be the death of me. 1.3279 0.05514 122 91 22 9
790 Your clown outfit was scarier . 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
791 I suppose you're going to grab me by the pussy? 1.3279 0.05985 122 95 14 13
792 Wrong house. The Trump campaign is across the street. 1.3279 0.05755 122 93 18 11
793 Excuse me, ma'am, do you have a few minutes to discuss the future of the Republican Party? 1.3279 0.05871 122 94 16 12
794 Perfect timing, the presidential debate just started. 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
795 No, sneakers and sweats don't make you any more relatable. 1.3279 0.05390 122 90 24 8
796 Believe me, I would tell you where he went if I knew. 1.3279 0.05985 122 95 14 13
797 Sorry, no one is home. 1.3279 0.05514 122 91 22 9
798 Thank God. I was hoping you'd find me before November 8. 1.3279 0.05132 122 88 28 6
799 We ordered a stripper. 1.3279 0.05390 122 90 24 8
800 This is not death's door! 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
801 Does your mother know what you do for a living, young man? 1.3279 0.05390 122 90 24 8
802 If he has not paid taxes in 18 years, what makes you think he will go with you? 1.3279 0.05514 122 91 22 9
803 What do you mean, you're not trick-or-treating? 1.3279 0.05755 122 93 18 11
804 I'm not coming until you change. 1.3279 0.04999 122 87 30 5
805 He said to come back later. He's doing his Absentee Ballot. 1.3279 0.05636 122 92 20 10
806 The sign outside clearly says no soulisciting. 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
807 Do I look like I want to die? 1.3279 0.05514 122 91 22 9
808 No...I'm for Hillary. 1.3279 0.05755 122 93 18 11
809 Sorry, not til if find out if I'm a finalist in the Caption Contest. 1.3254 0.05501 126 95 21 10
810 I thought that the UberDeath app was just a joke... 1.3252 0.05476 123 92 22 9
811 Am I glad to see you -- he's just taken his first Viagra. 1.3252 0.05596 123 93 20 10
812 You couldn't have come before the election season? 1.3252 0.05476 123 92 22 9
813 I don't care what the teacher in your Grim Reaper training class says, scythe does matter. 1.3226 0.05316 124 92 24 8
814 Apartment 2B is next door. This is not 2B. 1.3226 0.05438 124 93 22 9
815 You make some compelling arguments, but before I commit to a yard sign I need you to explain how he plans to "make America great again." 1.3226 0.05438 124 93 22 9
816 Can you come back after Election Day? 1.3226 0.05191 124 91 26 7
817 Is it about the shrubbery? 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
818 If you need to process this, I could take another lap or two around the block. 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
819 Oh sure... you're the Grim Reaper and I'm the freakin' Queen of England! 1.3223 0.05655 121 92 19 10
820 You're right on time. He just jumped out the window. 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
821 Don't worry, I'm only the Grim Rapper. 1.3223 0.06344 121 98 7 16
822 I've never heard of the "Whatever" Reaper! 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
823 You're just asking to get profiled, going out like that! 1.3223 0.05655 121 92 19 10
824 Oh, good. You're here. I'll tell mom and dad you're ready for them. 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
825 I still don't believe it was the gluten. 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
826 Where have you been? I've been worried sick. 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
827 Well it's about time! I've been dying to see you. 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
828 We just bought a lawnmower. 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
829 Thank goodness! I thought you were another pollster. 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
830 When I said Get a job, this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
831 Finally a date that looks like his picture. 1.3223 0.05655 121 92 19 10
832 ''That's it, Zuckerberg. I'm Un-friending you" 1.3223 0.05655 121 92 19 10
833 Long black robe in the dryer? 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
834 Let me change my status. 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
835 You were out playing with that Kevorkian boy, weren't you? 1.3223 0.05775 121 93 17 11
836 Come back on November 8th 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
837 I'm sorry but this isn't a good time for me. 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
838 Wait right there, let me grab my husband. 1.3223 0.05775 121 93 17 11
839 I don't care if everyone else is doing it, you're not leaving the house like that. Get back inside and get on that nice evil flowing black robe that your aunt gave you for your birthday. 1.3197 0.05614 122 93 19 10
840 We really need a better doorman. 1.3167 0.05549 120 91 20 9
841 Come in, he's on his way home! 1.3167 0.05796 120 93 16 11
842 You're going to kill me but I'm all out of sugar. 1.3167 0.05796 120 93 16 11
843 I get it. White is the new black. 1.3167 0.05796 120 93 16 11
844 I'm just the cleaning lady 1.3167 0.05549 120 91 20 9
845 I knew having Children would be the death of me! 1.3167 0.05549 120 91 20 9
846 He's not in, but you're welcome to wait. 1.3167 0.05156 120 88 26 6
847 It's the hoodie that scares me. 1.3167 0.05549 120 91 20 9
848 Pick up or delivery? 1.3167 0.05421 120 90 22 8
849 So, what happened? Did hell finally freeze over? 1.3167 0.05674 120 92 18 10
850 Please say "Trick or Treat!" 1.3167 0.05421 120 90 22 8
851 Whew - I was worried it'd be a scary clown. 1.3167 0.05674 120 92 18 10
852 He's snoring on the couch 1.3167 0.05549 120 91 20 9
853 I wouldn't be caught dead going out with a guy in sweatpants. 1.3167 0.05549 120 91 20 9
854 When you're done trimming the grass you can deadhead the roses. 1.3167 0.05421 120 90 22 8
855 Can I give you my final answer after the election? 1.3167 0.05549 120 91 20 9
856 No, sorry we're not interested in putting a Trump sign in our front yard. 1.3167 0.05915 120 94 14 12
857 DO YOU HAVE ANY I.D? 1.3167 0.05421 120 90 22 8
858 You'd better be here for the clown. 1.3167 0.05674 120 92 18 10
859 I'm so glad you're still working weekends. He's in the bathroom trying to clear his browser history. 1.3167 0.05421 120 90 22 8
860 You think you can scare your mother with a hoodie? 1.3140 0.05120 121 89 26 6
861 Yeah? Well, you also killed our dinner plans with Carol and Doug. 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
862 Its just a clogged drain for heaven's sake... 1.3140 0.05633 121 93 18 10
863 This must be the near death experience 1.3140 0.05120 121 89 26 6
864 About time! I was worried I was going to make it to November 8th. 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
865 Is this how eviction notices work now? 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
866 I think you are looking for my ex-husband. 1.3136 0.05734 118 91 17 10
867 "Shall I tell him who's calling? 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
868 So let me get this straight. On Casual Friday, you just take our beer? 1.3136 0.05982 118 93 13 12
869 First finish cleaning your room, THEN you can carry my soul to its eternal grave. 1.3136 0.05607 118 90 19 9
870 You should have thought about the robe before you took out the dry cleaner. 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
871 You said you'd be here between noon and four. 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
872 And you think you can just show up without calling? 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
873 Of course I had to die on casual Friday. 1.3136 0.05734 118 91 17 10
874 Not tonight. Plague and Famine are grounded! 1.3136 0.05607 118 90 19 9
875 I think I'm going to have to ask for some ID. 1.3136 0.04918 118 85 29 4
876 Uh-oh. I thought you were only a cliche. 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
877 You're taking me out like that? 1.3136 0.05734 118 91 17 10
878 What's grim is the way you're dressed. 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
879 I'm sorry you missed him. 1.3136 0.05607 118 90 19 9
880 I'd rather die than be seen with you dressed like that! 1.3136 0.05859 118 92 15 11
881 You're interrupting my show 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
882 What happened to your 12-4 arrival window? 1.3136 0.05607 118 90 19 9
883 My dad sent me, it's take your kid to work day. 1.3136 0.05064 118 86 27 5
884 He'll be home any minute. 1.3136 0.05859 118 92 15 11
885 I see he hired a millennial. 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
886 Would it kill you to wear slacks and shoes? 1.3136 0.05734 118 91 17 10
887 I'd drop dead before I would go anywhere with you. 1.3136 0.05607 118 90 19 9
888 One sec, I'd like to buy some more life insurance. 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
889 Careful wearing a hoodie in this neighbourhood. You might get yourself killed. 1.3136 0.05607 118 90 19 9
890 Edward, can the drama. If it's a divorce you want, just say so. 1.3136 0.05607 118 90 19 9
891 Start with the weeds in the backyard. 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
892 Come back after the third debate 1.3136 0.05607 118 90 19 9
893 You look just like your father. 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
894 Son, the end of this phase can't come soon enough. 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
895 Does this have anything to do with all the kale I've been eating? 1.3136 0.05064 118 86 27 5
896 Well isn't that a scythe for sore eyes.... 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
897 Grim Rapper? 1.3136 0.05607 118 90 19 9
898 I've warned you that hoodie makes people think you're up to no good. 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
899 Don't they do this electronically nowadays? 1.3136 0.05734 118 91 17 10
900 And for this you couldn't dress up? 1.3136 0.05607 118 90 19 9
901 I already told you, you're dead to me. 1.3136 0.05607 118 90 19 9
902 ANOTHER cup of sugar? 1.3136 0.05734 118 91 17 10
903 Surprisingly, I'm happy not to have found a clown at my doorstep. 1.3136 0.05607 118 90 19 9
904 Well I'm sorry my husband's heart attack forced you out of bed. 1.3109 0.05436 119 90 21 8
905 The emergency Republican political meeting is two houses down. 1.3109 0.05937 119 94 13 12
906 And at least try to look grim. 1.3109 0.05436 119 90 21 8
907 So how's the internship going? 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
908 Did I die of disappointment? 1.3077 0.05624 117 90 18 9
909 I'll take the Thin Mints. 1.3077 0.05491 117 89 20 8
910 So the clown costume just wasn’t scary enough. 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
911 You just missed him. He's at the office. 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
912 You're too early! I haven't bought my candy yet! 1.3077 0.05491 117 89 20 8
913 I pay $15 an hour. But use the lawnmower. 1.3077 0.05491 117 89 20 8
914 She's not home. 1.3077 0.05624 117 90 18 9
915 Relax, I'm just here for your marriage. 1.3077 0.05491 117 89 20 8
916 About time... my husband is right in the other room. 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
917 Whatever I ordered online, this wasn’t it. 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
918 What? ... On casual Friday? 1.3077 0.05491 117 89 20 8
919 Honey, it's the kid from the scythe repair shop. 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
920 You looked grimmer on Tinder. 1.3077 0.05491 117 89 20 8
921 Son, that costume does not work at an old age home. 1.3077 0.05880 117 92 14 11
922 Are you the Ghost of Gym Memberships Past? 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
923 Could you wait 30 minutes? He's mowing the lawn now. 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
924 Not scary enough. Why don't you try a Trump mask instead? 1.3077 0.05491 117 89 20 8
925 Yes, that's who I voted for... 1.3077 0.06125 117 94 10 13
926 Remember our deal – don’t let Harold take the remote control. 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
927 You must be looking for the Trump campaign. 1.3077 0.06125 117 94 10 13
928 Look, I'm glad you finally found a job. But is this what you meant when you said it offered "killer hours?" 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
929 You're not half as scary as a clown. 1.3077 0.05073 117 86 26 5
930 If it's my time, so be it. But you're not coming in here until you wipe your feet. 1.3077 0.05073 117 86 26 5
931 Slacker! He's already dead. 1.3077 0.05624 117 90 18 9
932 You look taller in your profile pic.. 1.3077 0.05880 117 92 14 11
933 One last reason to hate Casual Fridays. 1.3077 0.05491 117 89 20 8
934 I hope you're here for my mother-in-law. 1.3077 0.05753 117 91 16 10
935 I've been looking forward to you since the 2016 election. 1.3077 0.05880 117 92 14 11
936 You must be here for my husband, please come in. 1.3077 0.05491 117 89 20 8
937 Hello Darkness my old friend. You've come to talk to me again? 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
938 Young man, if you expect to be taken seriously as a professional, you'll need to dress like one. 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
939 What a relief! For a second there I thought you were canvassing for Trump. 1.3077 0.05491 117 89 20 8
940 I thought we were meeting at your place. 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
941 But I haven't finished my taxes. 1.3077 0.05624 117 90 18 9
942 I heard you're getting replaced by drones. 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
943 What? I thought I got an entire panel under Obamacare. 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
944 Sorry, but I'm voting for Hillary. 1.3077 0.05880 117 92 14 11
945 I don't care if you're on call, I'm not going out until you change. 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
946 you're late, he left without you 1.3077 0.05491 117 89 20 8
947 Is the dress code now casual eternity? 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
948 Take my husband, please. 1.3077 0.04925 117 85 28 4
949 Well no wonder people are living longer. 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
950 Well, ok. Wipe your feet. 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
951 Well, yes; I did say you could come for me when Hell froze over. 1.3017 0.05640 116 90 17 9
952 Young man, I told you to be home and done reaping by 11! 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
953 You're a bit early, Trump hasn't won yet. 1.3017 0.06026 116 93 11 12
954 Sorry, wrong addresss. What you want is Trump Tower. 1.3017 0.05900 116 92 13 11
955 Would it have killed you to put on a robe? 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
956 The gardens in the back. 1.3017 0.05900 116 92 13 11
957 Emergency number’s on the fridge, I’ll be home by eleven. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
958 Ugh, at least be dressed to kill. 1.3017 0.05772 116 91 15 10
959 I'm sure you want my husband. 1.3017 0.05640 116 90 17 9
960 Thank you, but my husband takes care of our lawn. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
961 We already have a landscape service. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
962 No thanks — I'm for Hillary. 1.3017 0.05640 116 90 17 9
963 No. I'm not having breakfast. What are you... some sort of cereal reapist? 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
964 Thank God you're here. Now I have a good excuse for not voting! 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
965 That's the last time I agree to a blind date. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
966 Does that price include edging the sidewalk? 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
967 Can you come back on November 9th? 1.3017 0.05640 116 90 17 9
968 Of course, just after I announced my retirement. 1.3017 0.05772 116 91 15 10
969 He's not home yet. 1.3017 0.05900 116 92 13 11
970 He's not here now. He ran out for a pack of smokes, unless this about second-hand smoke. Then I'm yours. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
971 Well, we've already had a Supergirl, a Batman, and some one from Star Wars, but I'm not familiar with Ingmar Bergman. 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
972 At last. He's in the first room on the right. 1.3017 0.05640 116 90 17 9
973 This is not what your Airbnb profile looked like. 1.3017 0.05772 116 91 15 10
974 Donald Trump lives next door. 1.3017 0.05772 116 91 15 10
975 Can we wait? I just ordered a pizza. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
976 You want 2B, this is NOT2B! 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
977 Today? OK, I suppose I can use an absentee ballot. 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
978 You're early. He's not up yet. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
979 Sorry. I'm a Clinton supporter. 1.3017 0.05900 116 92 13 11
980 Congratulations...according to Donald you're the only thing that's certain anymore. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
981 You'll have to wait; he's in the bathroom. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
982 Did hell freeze over? 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
983 I guess you realize you're old when even the Grim Reaper looks young. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
984 He's gone to vote for Trump, but if you hurry you can get him before he pulls the lever. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
985 We aren't quite ready yet... can you come back on November 9th? 1.3017 0.05772 116 91 15 10
986 Borrow a cup of sugar? Sure, but I think you know that stuff can kill you. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
987 I'm not going with you, and don't call me 'dude'. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
988 So Hell did freeze over? 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
989 Yes, I would mind if we stopped at the dry cleaners on the way. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
990 Just follow the snoring and you'll find your man. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
991 I don't care if you were busy making other house calls. The ad says 20 minutes or it's free. 1.3017 0.05900 116 92 13 11
992 I think you're looking for my ex-husband two doors down... 1.3017 0.05900 116 92 13 11
993 Would you mind coming back after November 8th so I can vote for Hillary? 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
994 Great, Come in, let's get this over with. Anything is better than having to vote in this Presidential election. 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
995 I didn't know there was a five box minimum for Girl Scout cookies. 1.3017 0.05900 116 92 13 11
996 Yeah I ordered Take Out. Why do you ask? 1.3017 0.04931 116 85 27 4
997 Eh, still not as grim as this election 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
998 But our computer is only a few years old. 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
999 He just left for a run. If you hurry, you might catch him. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
1000 He is hiding in the bathroom. 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
1001 This wasn't the sort of edgy role play I had in mind, Harold. 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
1002 Hey, it's casual doomsday. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
1003 I think you're taking your job a bit too casually. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
1004 He's out back. 1.3017 0.05900 116 92 13 11
1005 That hoodie could get you shot. 1.3017 0.05772 116 91 15 10
1006 He's in the back. 1.3017 0.05772 116 91 15 10
1007 I could understand the mix up. I can't tell you how frustrating it is to have your identity stolen. 1.3017 0.05640 116 90 17 9
1008 Unfortunately, the man of the house is not in. 1.3017 0.05772 116 91 15 10
1009 Some men always come too early. 1.3017 0.05772 116 91 15 10
1010 My husband already died laughing when we heard Trump was running for president. 1.3017 0.05900 116 92 13 11
1011 Oh great, now even the Grim Reaper is a millennial. 1.2984 0.04719 124 91 29 4
1012 The other gangs have guns you know. 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
1013 I don't care if it's a holiday. I want death with dignity. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1014 And who may I say is calling? 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
1015 But I turned off location services! 1.2982 0.05700 114 89 16 9
1016 Finish trimming the hedges, then come get me. 1.2982 0.05700 114 89 16 9
1017 For whom does the doorbell ring? 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
1018 And the 'Gym Reaper' is funny how? 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1019 We do our own hedges. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1020 Well...I was just on my way out. 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
1021 I will not leave with you until you put on real pants. 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
1022 Well... Death is literally at my door. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1023 Mrs. Johnson lived next door, and the funeral was yesterday. Your father must be so proud of you. 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
1024 Death takes a casual Friday. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1025 Based on your profile pic, I thought you'd be more corporeal. And taller. 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
1026 Fancy that...The not so grim reaper. 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
1027 You call yourself grim, I'll show you grim. 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
1028 He says just give him five or ten minutes to put his pants on. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1029 The bum's not home, but come on in and have a drink while you wait. 1.2982 0.05835 114 90 14 10
1030 Let me guess; you're not selling anything. 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
1031 It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye. 1.2982 0.05967 114 91 12 11
1032 Could you swing by after the elections! 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
1033 Can we wait until the election's over? I might have a lot of company? 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
1034 Come back when you have some decent clothes and a better attitude, mister. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1035 You still need to be home by 9. 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
1036 I'm going to give you five seconds to say "Trick or Treat," and then I'm going to get nervous. 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
1037 Ah, Cubs in the playoffs again, I guess. 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
1038 Well I was really hoping to go "out" in style. 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
1039 Come with you? Like hell I will. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1040 Let me guess -- you've been acquired by Facebook. 1.2982 0.05700 114 89 16 9
1041 Don’t tell me. It’s Casual Friday. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1042 Please come back when he's feeling better 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
1043 Subtle, but you're still grounded 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
1044 Really...Casual Friday? 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
1045 No, Timmy cannot come out and die; he's finishing dinner. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1046 I assume that you're trying to appeal more to the Millennials. 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
1047 Let me guess. You want to borrow the lawnmower again. 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
1048 I see Casual Fridays have found their way to the Underworld. 1.2982 0.05700 114 89 16 9
1049 You just missed him. 1.2982 0.05700 114 89 16 9
1050 Did you forget your open carry permit? 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1051 Are you, like, Death or whatever? 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
1052 We already pay a man with a power mower. 1.2982 0.05700 114 89 16 9
1053 Like if I need another surprise today. 1.2982 0.05700 114 89 16 9
1054 That is a clever disguise Mr. Montieth, but as I told you on the phone, we are happy with the amount of life insurance we pesently have. 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
1055 What do you mean ... "Trick or treat or else"? 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
1056 I'm not going anywhere if you're dressing like that. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1057 You dressed up for my first husband. 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
1058 He said to tell you, he chose Philadelphia. 1.2982 0.05700 114 89 16 9
1059 We're not quite ready yet. Can you come back after the election? 1.2982 0.05700 114 89 16 9
1060 Oh I see,Death does take a holiday! 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
1061 Didn't you see the No Soliciting sign? 1.2982 0.05700 114 89 16 9
1062 Go reap yourself! 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
1063 Really?" "The doorbell?" "Don't you knock anymore? 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
1064 Sorry, but I don't own a Samsung. 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
1065 Seriously?! 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
1066 Death is really more of a formal affair. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1067 You couldn't dress for this? 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
1068 No, You can't have a cup of sugar. 1.2982 0.05700 114 89 16 9
1069 Trump campaign headquarters is two doors down. 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
1070 He'll be back in a minute. Please come in and wait. 1.2982 0.05700 114 89 16 9
1071 November 8th is here already? 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
1072 No, I'd rather not hear about God's plan. 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
1073 "Grim" does not mean "schlubby"! 1.2982 0.05700 114 89 16 9
1074 Did you finish the lawn? 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
1075 Insurance? What kind of insurance? 1.2957 0.05657 115 90 16 9
1076 Well, technically you didn't knock. You rang the door bell so ... 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1077 Try Trump Towers! 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
1078 Even death is getting a little too casual these days. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1079 I need to vote for Hilary first. 1.2920 0.05717 113 89 15 9
1080 How about giving me a head start then? 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1081 Please tell me you're the plumber. 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1082 My Mother-in -law will be right out. 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1083 I don't think you'll be getting many treats in that get-up. 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
1084 Okay, okay! I'll eat more kale. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1085 Wouldn't you know--the last day of my life, a dress down day. 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
1086 Sorry, we can't afford death right now. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1087 At least this puts an end to my marriage. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1088 He'll be back in just a half hour. I do hope you can wait. 1.2920 0.05717 113 89 15 9
1089 Even YOU have casual Friday? 1.2920 0.05853 113 90 13 10
1090 Well, lets hope your'e better than the last one they sent 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1091 "Take away? I ordered take-out." Elaine Ryning, San Francisco. CA 1.2920 0.05717 113 89 15 9
1092 The co-op board has a "No Solicitations" rule... 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1093 I don't care if you're here to take who-ever to the great beyond what-ever, take your shoes off! 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
1094 Oh you don't look anything like you do in your profile picture. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1095 Well, if you're sure you have the right address, wait a minute and I will get my husband for you. 1.2920 0.04817 113 83 27 3
1096 Did somebody call for a moyle? 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
1097 It's about time - he's in the back room. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1098 Chin up, don't slouch -- and might we manage a smile? 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1099 You're early. The election's tomorrow. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1100 My husband will be right out. I told him to hurry up, but you know George... 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1101 I'm sorry. It's not a good time. 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1102 Trump or treat. 1.2895 0.05672 114 90 15 9
1103 Marvellous! I won't have to register to vote now. 1.2895 0.05534 114 89 17 8
1104 You wanna see my husband, right? 1.2895 0.05534 114 89 17 8
1105 I've really enjoyed our time together, but I don't think I'm ready to commit yet. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1106 This time get the weeds out back, too. 1.2883 0.05779 111 88 14 9
1107 I'm sure the 'other side' sounds like fun, but I still want her in by 11:00. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1108 No, this is 665. 1.2883 0.05919 111 89 12 10
1109 Let me get this straight; you're a kinder, gentler agent of death? 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1110 Who knew Death had Casual Day? 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1111 Ghoul Scout cookies? You got to be kidding! 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1112 You're too late. The Winged Chariot guys already took him away. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1113 Can you give me a sec so I can grab my Fitbit? 1.2883 0.05779 111 88 14 9
1114 Only clowns scare me. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1115 Yes, you can go reaping, but you have to clean your room first. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1116 No, thank you, I want a formal demise. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1117 That's not what I meant by "a more permanent relationship." 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1118 Are you trick-or-treating, or looking for the Trump campaign? 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1119 This is the last blind date I'm going on! 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1120 I could've sworn I swiped left. 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1121 You're only getting candy if you whack some weeds in the back. 1.2883 0.04683 111 81 28 2
1122 If you're the new hospice nurse, you're too late. 1.2883 0.05779 111 88 14 9
1123 Follow me...my husband is in the den 1.2883 0.05779 111 88 14 9
1124 I see there must be a Gap between here and the afterlife. 1.2883 0.05779 111 88 14 9
1125 Oh, you don't look like your profile picture 1.2883 0.04855 111 82 26 3
1126 Kids! Your dad is here to pick you up for the weekend... have fun! 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1127 Just my luck to die on Casual Friday. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1128 No thank you. We harvested our wheat last Friday. You might try Mrs. Rosenbaum in 8A. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1129 No — I don't have a minute for undead rights. 1.2883 0.05779 111 88 14 9
1130 No Jimmy can NOT crossover because he hasn't finished his homework. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1131 No, this is not the Trump campaign headquarters. 1.2883 0.05919 111 89 12 10
1132 I'm sorry but no. That's just not an outfit to die for. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1133 Sorry young man your first night on the job is not going to be my last. 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1134 What kind of escort service is this? 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1135 You look nothing like your Tinder picture. 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1136 You want next door. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1137 Try next door. 1.2883 0.05779 111 88 14 9
1138 I thought you'd be taller and darker. And, no, I don't have any plans for later. 1.2883 0.04855 111 82 26 3
1139 I know what you're thinking: my profile picture is a bit outdated. 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1140 No, I'm the Gym Reaper. I've come to kill your excuses. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1141 Frank doesn't die here anymore. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1142 No, the other Horsemen can't come out to play. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1143 I don't understand why you came so quick. I don't have Amazon Prime. 1.2883 0.05779 111 88 14 9
1144 Herbert won't come to the door. He is demanding a Death with dignity. 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1145 I'm hoping you just want candy. 1.2883 0.05779 111 88 14 9
1146 Its fine, Fred's been in sweatpants for the last thirty years. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1147 No, really, just cut the tall grass in the back, and leave it at that. 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1148 Oh, come on in, he's watching television, I thought he just fell asleep. 1.2883 0.05919 111 89 12 10
1149 Aw, c'mon! I only ate one. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1150 You still have to cut the lawn 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1151 He is dead...I did it already! 1.2883 0.05779 111 88 14 9
1152 Whaddaya mean, neither trick nor treat/ 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1153 Black clothes matter. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1154 That's no longer a politically correct Halloween costume. 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1155 I'm not sure if the 'Casual Friday' look is good for you. 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1156 How about half of my soul and the rest in coupons? 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1157 Well look who finally made it! 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1158 No, I'm not interested in joining the Cloud. 1.2883 0.05779 111 88 14 9
1159 I'm not taking you to the retirement home Halloween party dressed like that. 1.2883 0.05779 111 88 14 9
1160 I swore death before exercise, and now I get both? 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1161 No way you're coming back home! You can't tell me you're out of work! 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1162 I'm not going with you dressed like that! 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1163 No, I've never heard of 'Casual Die-day.' 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1164 Looking killer tonight. 1.2883 0.05779 111 88 14 9
1165 If this is my last date, you could have at least brought flowers. 1.2883 0.05919 111 89 12 10
1166 He'll be home around six. Can you come back then? 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1167 Yes, this is Women for Trump-Pence Headquarters. I'm it. 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1168 Sorry, we are voting for Hillary. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1169 I’ve never even heard of Death Jr. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1170 Scythe, Shmythe. Where's the pizza? 1.2883 0.05779 111 88 14 9
1171 Well, if you're not willing to take my husband could you at least cut the grass. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1172 Would it make a difference if I told you I was gluten-free? 1.2883 0.06056 111 90 10 11
1173 You're early. Come back in 2066. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1174 Thank you, we already have a lawn service. 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1175 Donald's in the tower across the street. Please HURRY! 1.2883 0.05779 111 88 14 9
1176 I don’t care if it’s casual Friday, you’re not taking me out wearing that. 1.2883 0.05919 111 89 12 10
1177 Thank God it's you. I was afraid it was Bob Manoff. 1.2883 0.05779 111 88 14 9
1178 No, they're down the hall. We ordered a large pizza with pepperoni and extra cheese. 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1179 Can I get a rain check? 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1180 Well, you're about twenty years too late. He's in his barcalounger watching the game. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1181 I told your father you'd be the death of me. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1182 Oh, no. I refuse to entertain such a casual end. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1183 Honestly Jack, you'll be the death of me! 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1184 You can start by pulling the weeds in the backyard. 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1185 He's not here. He's never here. I don't know where he is. Or I'd gladly tell you. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1186 I want to see your open carry permit first. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1187 Yes, I know scythe matters. 1.2857 0.05871 112 90 12 10
1188 OK, I choose the right hand ! 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1189 My husband is in the backyard digging a hole. I'll tell him you're here. 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
1190 The Trump sign out front is my husband's; he's out back... 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
1191 Jane realized that, somewhere along the line, Flirting With Death had deteriorated into Hanging Out With Death Every Damn Sunday. 1.2857 0.05591 112 88 16 8
1192 Thank God! Not a clown! 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1193 Sydney, your sneakers give you away. I'm out of the peanut butter cups. 1.2857 0.05871 112 90 12 10
1194 You could've dressed up to take me out. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1195 Now I see why the low Angie's List rating. 1.2857 0.05591 112 88 16 8
1196 Where do you want to take my soul dressed like that ? To the mall ? 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1197 And don't forget to blow the clippings off the driveway. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1198 I suppose you want candy too? 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
1199 So, white is the new black, I'm guessing? 1.2857 0.05733 112 89 14 9
1200 Sorry, he gave it up at the office. 1.2818 0.05649 110 87 15 8
1201 You're here to grab me by the what? 1.2818 0.05937 110 89 11 10
1202 Aren't you a little old for trick or treating? 1.2818 0.04680 110 81 27 2
1203 Aren't you a scythe for sore eyes. 1.2818 0.05649 110 87 15 8
1204 Son, I don't care how life or death your job is, I will get to your laundry when I get to it. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1205 Now's not a good time. Come back on November 9th. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1206 You don't look like your picture. 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1207 If you're here for American democracy, you're too late. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1208 I'm not going anywhere until I see your credentials. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1209 Well, there's nothing casual about a date with Death. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1210 I don't care what the blade is for, you'll be well advised not to walk around this neighborhood with that hood up. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1211 So you think you've been hacked? 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1212 Sure, you can borrow a cup of sugar. 1.2818 0.05649 110 87 15 8
1213 I see athleisure has made its way to the depths of hell. 1.2818 0.05795 110 88 13 9
1214 If you're the Grim Reaper, I'm the Good Fairy! 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1215 Should I be worried? 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1216 I WOULD have to die on casual Friday! 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1217 Are you sure you didn't see him at the gym? 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1218 You shouldn't be wearing white after Labor Day. 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
1219 Talk about a casual attitude toward death. 1.2818 0.05795 110 88 13 9
1220 I'm just not feeling your grimness. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1221 You should have used a more recent profile picture. 1.2818 0.05795 110 88 13 9
1222 Alright, jogging or reaping souls; which is it? 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1223 Are you familiar with the phrase 'Dress for success?' 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1224 Your father is going to kill you. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1225 Funny, you didn't mention the scythe on your Tinder profile. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1226 I wouldn't be caught dead wearing white after Labor Day. 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1227 I don't care if she was "dying to meet you" 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1228 He's working late... again. But you can wait for him on his side of the bed if you like. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1229 She's in Assisted Living ... you'll never get her. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1230 You look nothing like your profile pic. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1231 So what if I do eat gluten? 1.2818 0.05649 110 87 15 8
1232 It's about time! He' inside. 1.2818 0.05937 110 89 11 10
1233 So you're telling me today is casual Friday the 13th? 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1234 You already have my vote. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1235 Wow. You look like death, warmed up. 1.2818 0.05649 110 87 15 8
1236 Casualty Friday. Great. 1.2818 0.05649 110 87 15 8
1237 Sorry, wrong apartment. Joe and Barbara next door are serving the salmon mousse. 1.2818 0.05795 110 88 13 9
1238 You will not go to the polling booth wearing that! 1.2818 0.06076 110 90 9 11
1239 Nice hoodie - does that make you the Grim Rapper? 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1240 Not until after the election. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1241 Honey, can you bring my Galaxy Note 7? 1.2818 0.05795 110 88 13 9
1242 You looked a lot different on J-Date 1.2818 0.05795 110 88 13 9
1243 I understand your disappointment, but you're now competing with a well-financed pharmaceutical industry. 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1244 Haven't you heard? Trump was elected. I'm already dead! 1.2818 0.05795 110 88 13 9
1245 I'm not dying on Casual Friday. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1246 No, you may not borrow a cup of strychnine. 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1247 I thought my teenager would be the death of me. 1.2818 0.05649 110 87 15 8
1248 Well, it's about time!! Do you know how many times I've been calling you people to do my lawn?! Thought I'd be dead by no--!! 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1249 Where the hell have you been? We buried Geoff last week. 1.2818 0.05649 110 87 15 8
1250 No, but you can catch him on the golf course... 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1251 So I have to die on Casual Friday? 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1252 Evelyn’s date with death: “You looked taller in your profile picture.” 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1253 Perfect. I have to die on a Casual Friday. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1254 So that wasn't an ironic profile picture. 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
1255 Yea...my husband can come out and play.... 1.2793 0.05889 111 90 11 10
1256 Oh, no, talk about bad timing -- right now he's finally watching "Dancing With The Stars" with me. 1.2793 0.04818 111 83 25 3
1257 Could you stop back on November 9th? 1.2793 0.05748 111 89 13 9
1258 Let me guess. Teens for Trump? 1.2793 0.05456 111 87 17 7
1259 Darn, you just missed him. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
1260 Sweatpants? You're dead to me. 1.2768 0.05702 112 90 13 9
1261 Nice try, Ed, but I still won't divorce you. 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1262 Your Father and I forbid you to pledge. 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1263 You're too late. I'm already brain dead from the debates. 1.2752 0.05662 109 87 14 8
1264 Y es Im Billys mother,And no he cannot come out and play with you. 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
1265 The neighbor boy cuts our lawn. 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1266 Thanks for asking, Mr. Grim Slacker, but my suicide attempt was three weeks ago. 1.2752 0.05662 109 87 14 8
1267 Its too late. I already did him in. 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
1268 Very funny. Where's the pizza? 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
1269 That hoodie is going to get you shot. 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
1270 If you're here for my husband I've already got rid of him. 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
1271 I was hoping you'd be taller. 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
1272 At least you could've dressed for the occasion. 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
1273 Why can't you dress like the Johnson's gardener? 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
1274 I told you Marvin--you're dead to me. 1.2752 0.05662 109 87 14 8
1275 If I'd known this, I'd have cast my vote against Trump early. 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
1276 I've never heard of casual Death Day. 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
1277 You're dropping out to do this? 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
1278 I see you think you're exempt from the " No Soliciting" sign? 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1279 I didn't know Death had a "casual Friday." 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
1280 Let me guess death takes a holiday . 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
1281 Let me guess. Mos Death? 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1282 I ordered over an hour ago so I assume this will be free. 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
1283 I'll take one box of Samoas-- No make that 100. 1.2752 0.05810 109 88 12 9
1284 They do casual Friday in Hades? 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
1285 Just my luck I had to die on casual Friday 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1286 Oh, for God's sake, you're telling me they have casual Friday up there too? 1.2752 0.05810 109 88 12 9
1287 Well, if it isn't our prodigal son, the grim rapper! 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1288 So who are you? The grim hoodie? 1.2752 0.05810 109 88 12 9
1289 Come on in. He'll be back from his run in a few minutes. 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
1290 Oh, no. I died at the office. 1.2727 0.05616 110 88 14 8
1291 With that hoodie, you look like death warmed over. 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
1292 If I find out you were doing anything besides killing people tonight, you'll be in hot water, Mister. 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1293 I imagine all the other horsemen's kids are wearing hoodies too? 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1294 You must be the Death of business casual. 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1295 I hope this pays better than delivering pizza. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1296 Would it kill you to remember the milk? 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1297 They were all out of clown costumes. 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1298 If Trump had been elected you wouldn't even still be in this country! 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1299 You have the wrong door. I support Hillary. 1.2710 0.05722 107 86 13 8
1300 'You're not taking me out dressed like that.' 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1301 Oh, good. It's your day off. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1302 You don't look anything like your Tinder profile. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1303 Since when has this become a casual event? 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1304 Sneakers and a hoodie. My blender is scarier than you, 1.2710 0.05874 107 87 11 9
1305 I hear you made a killing in the market today. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1306 I look grim?! Look who’s talking! 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1307 Whatever. 1.2710 0.05722 107 86 13 8
1308 Trick or Trump ? 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1309 But i was just about to get to 10,000 steps today. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1310 Greetings! My husband is in the back bedroom 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1311 You're early. Aren't there still a few weeks until Election Day? 1.2710 0.04708 107 80 25 2
1312 You are not taking me dressed like that. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1313 I'm sorry, he's not well. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1314 No, we ordered pizza 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1315 Casual die-day? 1.2710 0.05722 107 86 13 8
1316 Grab him by the pussy before you finish him off. 1.2710 0.05874 107 87 11 9
1317 You can forget about a tip with that attitude. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1318 My answers still no, I will not be voting for Trump! 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1319 What do you mean, coming home looking like death warmed over? 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1320 Well Bill Belichick, as I live and breath. 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1321 And I was afraid I'd be underdressed. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1322 You're late. He died an hour ago. 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1323 I wasn't expecting Robert Redford but I thought you'd at least try to fix yourself up a bit. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1324 Try the guy next door. He's your target market. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1325 Sorry, I prefer to sow today. 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1326 He's in the back, sowing. 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1327 You're late....Harold's been dead 10 years. 1.2710 0.05722 107 86 13 8
1328 You know you're in Florida, right? 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1329 Well, you don't look like your Tinder photo. 1.2710 0.05722 107 86 13 8
1330 Why can't you spend hours playing mindless video games like the rest of your friends. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1331 If your Dad catches you messing around with his work tools, he's going to kill you. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1332 Let me get my purse. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1333 You're premature, we've got Obamacare 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1334 You have Casual Friday there, too, huh? 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1335 Great, I get to die on casual Friday..... 1.2710 0.05722 107 86 13 8
1336 I don't care if it's from Kanye's fall line, go change. 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1337 I grew up on a farm. Let me show you how to use that. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1338 You're too late; he already left for Canada. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1339 Sorry, false alarm. Hillary is back up in the polls. 1.2710 0.05722 107 86 13 8
1340 My moment of fate and you're in sweats? I don't think so. 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1341 Really? This is who Comcast sends to respond to my complaint? 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1342 I take it Hell has frozen over. 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1343 I guess millennials have to take what they can get in this economy. 1.2710 0.04892 107 81 23 3
1344 You don't know how relieved I am that I don't have to vote in the Presidential election! 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1345 He's upstairs greasing his skis. 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1346 Trick. 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1347 You looked far different in your profile picture, mister. 1.2710 0.05722 107 86 13 8
1348 Sorry, we're Democrats. 1.2710 0.05722 107 86 13 8
1349 You're early. He hasn't started his dinner yet. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1350 I said we'd Skype, not scythe. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1351 So when did hell freeze over? 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1352 What took you so long? 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1353 And what are you supposed to be? 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1354 I'm going to need you to take off your shoes first. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1355 Can I offer you my husband instead? 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1356 Not until you clean up your room, and that's final! 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1357 They're in the bedroom on the right. 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1358 Oh, no, I'm sure ol' Bert would love to climb off the couch and go for a jog. 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1359 I don't think you look so grim. 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1360 Trim the shrubs - make our yard great again. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1361 I'm with Her. 1.2710 0.06023 107 88 9 10
1362 He's out shopping for a casket. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1363 Had to die on a casual Friday... 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1364 You looked a lot younger in your profile. 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1365 She lives next door. 1.2710 0.04892 107 81 23 3
1366 It's just that I've never taken a man in sweatpants seriously. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1367 You'll never get a head in those clothes. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1368 Does your boss know you dress like this for work? 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1369 We're not paying taxes either 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1370 You do casual Fridays?! 1.2710 0.05874 107 87 11 9
1371 You're shorter than I expected. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1372 'Death, be not proud' - no danger of that. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1373 So you've come home...must be out of clean clothes again. 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1374 You know that hoodie's going to get you killed one of these days. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1375 I know you do this all the time, but you don't need to be so casual about it. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1376 What part of 'NO SOLICITORS' don't you understand?! 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1377 This casual Friday thing has gone too far. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1378 What a cute costume! But Halloween isn't until tomorr-- ... oh. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1379 He's in the living room. 1.2710 0.05874 107 87 11 9
1380 We're actually a shoes-off house. 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1381 Look mister. Black is Grim, white not so much. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1382 You look more pathetic than grim. 1.2710 0.05722 107 86 13 8
1383 He should be back shortly, if you'd care to wait. 1.2710 0.05874 107 87 11 9
1384 I imagined you taller. 1.2710 0.04892 107 81 23 3
1385 I've been dying to meet you. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1386 Casual Friday or not, I'm not going with you dressed like that. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1387 Your services are no longer required. I just had some chocolate. 1.2710 0.05722 107 86 13 8
1388 Let me guess -- you're from the Trump campaign. 1.2710 0.05722 107 86 13 8
1389 Wipe your feet first! 1.2710 0.05722 107 86 13 8
1390 "Listen here, you rapper, reaper, whatever you are!? Ever heard of "menopausal rage"? 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1391 You were a dead beat when I married you and you are a dead beat now. 1.2710 0.05874 107 87 11 9
1392 I guess this is what I get after talking about you so casually. 1.2710 0.04708 107 80 25 2
1393 I'd recognize that comb-over anywhere. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1394 So what's this... 'Death Takes a Casual Friday'? 1.2710 0.04892 107 81 23 3
1395 Oh great, I even get the frumpy Angel of Death. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1396 Seems not so much grim as casual. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1397 I took care of it when he said he was voting for Trump. 1.2710 0.06023 107 88 9 10
1398 Couldn't find a clown costume, huh? 1.2710 0.04892 107 81 23 3
1399 Back in my day these things were a bit more formal. 1.2710 0.04708 107 80 25 2
1400 I already told the other one, I'm voting for Hillary. 1.2710 0.05722 107 86 13 8
1401 Really? Death Dude? 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1402 Your timing is bad. We're still doing the creepy clown thing around here. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1403 Would it make a difference if I told you I was voting for Hillary? 1.2710 0.05874 107 87 11 9
1404 You forgot the milk. 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1405 Relax, I already voted for Trump. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1406 I don't care if it's "Casual Friday", I'm not going to be caught dead with anyone dressed like that! 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1407 Oh, so now it's Casual Friday the 13th? 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1408 It wouldn't kill you to dress up once in a while. 1.2710 0.04708 107 80 25 2
1409 I'm not going anywhere with you until you put on some nicer clothes. 1.2710 0.05722 107 86 13 8
1410 You're early. The election is not until November 8th. 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1411 Thanks for offering, but my husband bought himself a riding mower. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1412 No need, sir. My husband's been motionless in front of the TV for three weeks. So I assume he's dead. 1.2710 0.05722 107 86 13 8
1413 I don't care if it is your day off, it's time for Mother to go. 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1414 Did you say rapper or reaper? 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1415 When you're done collecting Harold can you weed-out the flowerbed out front? 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1416 There's no bell that tolls, it's a buzzer. 1.2710 0.04892 107 81 23 3
1417 Come back in the evening when my husband is home. 1.2710 0.05722 107 86 13 8
1418 Oh, honey. Not another farm to table restaurant. 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1419 I didn't know you guys had 'casual Fridays' 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1420 Your online dating profile is all lies. But since you’re already here… 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1421 You're here for the cable box aren't you? 1.2710 0.05874 107 87 11 9
1422 We're Democrats. 1.2710 0.06023 107 88 9 10
1423 You'll have to come back later. My husband's still at work. 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1424 You don't have to take it to this level, George. Just don't vote for him. 1.2710 0.05722 107 86 13 8
1425 What is this, Casual Die-Day? 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1426 I know what I said but I really didn't think Trump had a chance. 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1427 I wouldn't be caught dead wearing sweatpants in public. 1.2710 0.05722 107 86 13 8
1428 You're late. He died yesterday 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1429 Can we make this quick? I've got book club coming over and I didn't read this one. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1430 Come back when it's not Casual Friday! 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1431 I thought we were going as Scooby-Doo characters. 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
1432 Casual Friday? So much for dying with dignity. 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
1433 You're early! 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1434 You're early, come back November 8th 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
1435 Had to be on casual Friday didn't it? 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
1436 'Make all the threats you want Mr. Trump. I'm still with her.' 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
1437 Can't you just play football like a normal kid? 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
1438 The CDs are already open, but you can to do the DVDs & Blu-rays. 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
1439 Aw, come on. It will just take a minute to sew on some long floppy ears. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
1440 You couldn't call your mother to tell her you would be late? 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1441 I'm your Life Coach. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1442 Oy, I just put a roast in the oven. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
1443 I'm going with trick. 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
1444 Only in Florida 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
1445 You'll wipe your feet if you know what's good for you. 1.2642 0.04507 106 79 26 1
1446 I was previously undecided but you're very convincing. 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
1447 Let me guess: it's casual Friday. 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
1448 I just mailed his last insurance payment yesterday. Do you think you could wait a few days 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
1449 He's on the couch. 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
1450 Is it November 8th already? 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
1451 Seriously? Running shoes? 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
1452 He's out. Maybe you can text him? 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
1453 'Death, be not casually dressed' 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
1454 Nikes, huh? Okay, just do it. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1455 No, there's no one here named Republican Party. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1456 Can we postpone until November 9th? 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1457 Puff Deady? 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
1458 Not right now, it's just a hernia. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1459 You don't want candy? 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
1460 Seriously, Mr. Death? All white AND casual after Labor Day? 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1461 This is going to be a casual death. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1462 Thank god you're here. He's watching football. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1463 It's hard to take you seriously in a hoodie. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1464 You couldn't 've come before the election? 1.2596 0.05796 104 85 11 8
1465 He's out playing golf. Please come back at 5. 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
1466 He's not home right now, but please come back at 5:30. 1.2596 0.05796 104 85 11 8
1467 This can't be. I'm pro-life! 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1468 Wipe your feet before you come in. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1469 You're early. My husband's not home yet! 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1470 Well, it may be casual to you but not to me! 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1471 You are taking a big risk by knocking on doors in this neighborhood while wearing a hoodie. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1472 Even in death, I don't get the respect I deserve! 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1473 Did my ex-husband send you? 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1474 I forgot it's casual Friday. Do I have time to put on yoga pants? 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1475 I'll tell him you're here, but he won't like that you're out of uniform. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1476 I'll check. If he's drunk, you can have him. 1.2596 0.05796 104 85 11 8
1477 Get a job, Dave. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1478 You'll find him in his bedroom wasting his life tweeting about some dumb teenage thing. 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
1479 Shoes off. House rules. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1480 How can you be so casual at a time like this? 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1481 In fact I HAVE heard the good news, thanks you very much. 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
1482 Sheesh, you look like death. 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
1483 Hi Donald. 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
1484 Is this your idea of a knock-knock joke? 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1485 Wow, you really *aren't* proud! 1.2596 0.05796 104 85 11 8
1486 Late again, your killing me. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1487 I'm not going out with you dressed like that. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1488 Did you edge along the sidewalk? 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1489 He's not quite ready yet. I'm still working on it. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1490 That's what you wear to take a lady out? 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1491 Late as usual. 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
1492 Did someone order a slice? 1.2596 0.05796 104 85 11 8
1493 We already have a kid that does the lawn. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1494 The casual look isn't fooling anyone, Mister. 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
1495 I wish you'd said something before I went to the store. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1496 No, no, someone got the order wrong. I asked to TERMINATE DELIVERY, not deliver termination. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1497 Is this about Larry's six strikeouts in the company softball game? 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
1498 Well if you want to come in, you'll have to take off those dirty shoes. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1499 Is this what I get for dying on a Friday? 1.2596 0.05796 104 85 11 8
1500 I can sew whatever you reap. 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
1501 He's in the basement playing Halo 5. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1502 I don't care if it's Saturday, you should still dress appropriately for work. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1503 As you can see, GPS tracking is NOT one hundred percent accurate. 1.2596 0.05796 104 85 11 8
1504 You have casual Fridays too? 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1505 Why so grim? Both presidential candidates are here. 1.2596 0.04531 104 78 25 1
1506 I ordered gothic-tragic, not hip hop-casual. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1507 You forgot your keys again, didn't you? 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
1508 If you're supposed to be Death, then I'm Mary Poppins! 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1509 Don't give me that death stare young man, you're late! 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1510 Are you going to do our lawn with that thing? Over my dead body! 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1511 Have a good time with your friends, don't stay out too late, and try not to be so grim. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1512 I'd rather die than go jogging. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1513 You're too early. America hasn't voted yet. 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
1514 Playing devil's advocate again? 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
1515 You're going to scare the neighbors to death with that hoodie on. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1516 No,no. That was last year, this year it's clowns. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1517 Huh, looked different on Tinder. 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
1518 Yes, we have a date, but you are a few decades early. 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
1519 How can I take death seriously when you show up here in a white tracksuit 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1520 You're not going out reaping dressed like that, I hope. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1521 Uh-oh, I knew swiping with reckless abandon was not a good idea. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1522 Double check your calendar, pal. My palm reader says your not due here for another 20 years. 1.2596 0.05955 104 86 9 9
1523 No thanks. Just clean the snow off of the driveway and sidewalk. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1524 Can I bring a carry-on bag? 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
1525 It's bad enough that you are here to tell me I'm dead, but do you have to rub it in that I didn't exercise enough! 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
1526 I hope you're the real thing, because I'm out of Halloween treats. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1527 I told you to get a life, not a scythe 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
1528 Face it, Jimmy. You are neither grim, nor a reaper. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1529 Now don’t try to tell me you’ve finished harvesting all those souls already! 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1530 In my opinion you approach your job too casually. 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
1531 I don't participate in Casual Friday the Thirteenth. 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
1532 It's hard to take you seriously on dress-down Friday's. 1.2596 0.05955 104 86 9 9
1533 I hope you're related to the Reapers that live across the street. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1534 Not until you show me what's in your pocket. 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
1535 Let me guess . . . your phone died. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1536 I'm so glad you're here. My husband's about to bore me to death anyway." 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1537 He's not here but you're welcome to come in and wait." 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
1538 I know you came as fast as you could, but he got impatient and took the window. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1539 Yeh, well, dad's on vacation so I'm filling in 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1540 I called for the Exterminator. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1541 How 'bout some candy corn, a Snickers bar...and my mother-in-law? 1.2596 0.05796 104 85 11 8
1542 You've got the wrong address. The RNC is right across the street. 1.2596 0.05796 104 85 11 8
1543 Let me guess: Casual Die Day? 1.2596 0.06261 104 88 5 11
1544 I don't care if your black robe is at the dry cleaners, you look ridiculous. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1545 No. You are not going to work at home today. 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
1546 No, I said bring over some reefer, Jim. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1547 We are offering organic weed control. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1548 He's in the bedroom. 1.2596 0.05796 104 85 11 8
1549 I need to shave my legs first. 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
1550 Thanks, but we hired a lawn service this year. 1.2571 0.05585 105 85 13 7
1551 I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn. 1.2571 0.05903 105 87 9 9
1552 For the last time Billy, I'm not paying you to cut the grass unless you use a mower or lose the hoodie. 1.2571 0.05585 105 85 13 7
1553 I hate the graveyard shift 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
1554 If you think I'm coming with you dressed like that ... 1.2571 0.05585 105 85 13 7
1555 Oh please. My son uses that laundry day excuse all the time. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
1556 Sorry - he left earlier this morning on a hunting trip. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
1557 Previous guy used a mower. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1558 You're here for my husband? come back at 5:30. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
1559 Feeling a little Grimm today are we? 1.2547 0.05537 106 86 13 7
1560 So far I'm not impressed. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1561 Please tell me you're selling cookies. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
1562 No, I will not consider voting for Donald Trump in the upcoming election. 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1563 But it was only a parking ticket! 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
1564 Just my luck to kick the bucket on Casual Friday. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1565 I might have known you'd come for me on casual Friday! 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1566 actually, now i'm not sure how many people live here. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1567 Well, look who's Mr. Fashionista! 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1568 I'm not going anywhere with you dressed like that. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
1569 Is this because of the cigarettes? 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1570 It's a good thing I voted early this year. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1571 He's out back digging a six foot deep hole. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1572 I'm knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1573 You've got the wrong address. The Republican Party doesn't live here. 1.2524 0.05808 103 85 10 8
1574 And here I was thinking I had stretched the truth in my online dating profile. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1575 I don't think the younger look is going to have any effect on repeat-business. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
1576 You think that's scary? Have you been paying attention to the election? 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1577 Dressed to chill. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1578 I don't care why you are here, please remove your shoes! 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
1579 So who are you supposed to be? The Grim Sneaker? 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1580 Well, it's certainly an improvement over that clown costume ! 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1581 Where have you been young man? I've been worried to death! 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1582 You're too late; the other certain thing got him and he'll be out in 3-5 years. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1583 I don't care if you are the Grim Reaper, you're not goofing off all week. Go out to the garden and reap me some tomatoes for dinner. 1.2524 0.05808 103 85 10 8
1584 I hope you are the 'Grim Rapper' 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1585 May I offer some advice on how your weeding service business might pick up here in our retirement community? 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1586 Fine! But can I have a few more days to see the first woman be elected president? 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1587 No matter what you say, Hillary has my vote. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1588 Well I guess you could cut the weeds in back. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1589 Wrong door. You want the fat jogger in 314. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1590 This is exactly why I voted early. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1591 I knew I should've swiped left. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1592 You didn't look so deathly on your Tinder profile... 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1593 The hoodie greatly diminishes your grimness quotient 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1594 I know the election will be over in a few weeks. Please just take me now. 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1595 So it's casual Friday? 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1596 Would you like to speak with the man of the house? 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1597 I wouldn't be caught dead with someone dressed like you. 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
1598 You are too late.We harvested our wheat last week,but if you want to take a whack at the weeds along the fence line,that would be cool. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1599 We're all out of candy 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1600 Really? I'm going to going to die on a casual Friday? 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1601 Hmph. Death be not Prada. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1602 We gave already. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1603 Hey Marty, someone's at the door for you. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1604 Come back at half-time. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1605 You had to come during 'Dancing with the Stars'! 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
1606 Wow. Does every job have casual Fridays now? 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1607 You have a problem with MY match.com photo?!! 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1608 Are you coming for my husband or are the weeds too high in the back yard 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1609 You need a shovel for snow, dummy. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1610 3A is down the hall to your left. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1611 Tell me you're the death of casual Fridays. 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1612 Well, I don't fear the sneakers either. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1613 Dad's in the den. 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1614 Just for the record, I hope you're here for the Mr. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1615 He'll be home at 7. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1616 This grim rapper thing of yours is not working! 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1617 Yes, I'm Mrs. Reed. But I hired a weed whacker, not a Reed whacker. 1.2524 0.05808 103 85 10 8
1618 Why don't you start with the weeds in the back yard? 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1619 Is that a gun in your pocket? 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1620 Whew! For a second I thought you might be a salesman! 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1621 You're the fifth Donald Trump I've seen tonight. 1.2524 0.05808 103 85 10 8
1622 You're going to have to wait a minute,I'm baking some cookies that are to die for. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1623 I thought you said moving back home was the bad news? 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1624 Off to the gym, reaper? 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
1625 he's up stairs. 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1626 Well, at least you have a job. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1627 Well, aren't you just the last thing I expected. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1628 Over my dead body will I go out with YOU again! 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1629 YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT WHILE I GET MY HAIR DONE. 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1630 Just do it. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1631 Would this have something to do with the Cubs and the World Series? 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1632 What's your candidate's position on the death penalty? 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1633 Death, be like, totally not proud. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
1634 In a post election feminist world: "If you're here to grab my pussy, you're going to need a much larger weapon." 1.2524 0.06430 103 89 2 12
1635 I know the election looks grim, but the GOP Really needs a new mascot 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1636 I guess white is the new black! 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1637 Well, at least I don't have to look like this anymore... 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1638 Ok, let me go get my bag of candy. You wait right here! 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1639 Wait right here. The list is in the kitchen. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1640 Timmy's not allowed to play with you anymore. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1641 Come back later when my husband is home. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1642 You look like Death warmed over! 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1643 You looked way more lively in your profile picture. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
1644 I'm your UberAfterlife driver. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1645 You're here for my soul? You're gonna have to do better than that if you want some candy. 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1646 You're late. I changed my mind. 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1647 I'm telling you Mom, it's not a phase. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1648 Well thanks, I guess, for the save-the-date. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1649 Grim Reaper or Grim Rapper 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1650 You may be grim, but I am deplorable. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1651 Thank you kindly, but I am not interested. The front yard could use a good scything though, how much? 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
1652 Junior, I said Skype me. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1653 My husband is in the back room. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1654 After the election. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1655 Just you wait until your father gets home! 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1656 Casual Friday is getting out of hand. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1657 No, I'm not going to give you my tax records. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1658 First, mind helping me move some boxes? 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1659 Nice try. But it's the Cub's year. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1660 NO, I WILL NOT VOTE FOR TRUMP 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1661 He'll be home in an hour. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1662 My profile said that I like to cycle, not sickle! 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1663 Are you one of those deplorable people? 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1664 ALL Lives Matter! 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1665 Pheww, for a second I thought that it was going to be another one of those missionaries. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1666 You call 'that' business casual? 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1667 A hoodie? Really? 1.2475 0.05700 101 83 11 7
1668 Call me when you're ready for something serious. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1669 It's your summer job, Sam, just fix the mower. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1670 I told SIRI " a Housekeeper"! 1.2475 0.05700 101 83 11 7
1671 'seriously?!....casual Friday?' 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1672 No thanks -- I buy all my scythes on Amazon this days. 1.2475 0.05700 101 83 11 7
1673 So. What am I supposed to do. Drop down dead? 1.2475 0.05871 101 84 9 8
1674 No, You have the wrong address. His campaign headquarters are two doors down. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1675 Is this more of a casual suggestion or is this fate? 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1676 Fine, I can stop obsessing about the election. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1677 Spell 'scythe' and you can come in. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1678 My ex is dying to meet you. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1679 Okay, but just one drink. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1680 Would you believe I gave at the office? 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1681 So it ends in sweats and plaid and sensible shoes. Or are you here to fix the toilet? 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1682 If I wanted a sloppy death, I would have jumped off a bridge. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1683 Who shall I say is calling? 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1684 Your profile didn't mention the scythe. 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
1685 I was expecting the Great Pumpkin. Who the *#%& are you?! 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1686 You're late! The GOP has been expecting you! 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1687 The grunge reaper? 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
1688 Is it really November 8th already? 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1689 He's in the living room, but he died a long time ago 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1690 I feel oddly compelled to choose the two-year subscription to "Life." 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1691 Yes, we plan to vote. Thanks for the reminder. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1692 Not. Interested. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1693 Come back on November 8th, I'll let you know if I need you. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1694 Are you here to kill Facebook finally? 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1695 We already have a lawn service. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1696 Somehow 'Like, whatever, it's your time' doesn't exactly concentrate my mind. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1697 Sup..... 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1698 Friday or not, I would have appreciated a bit more formality. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1699 You guys don't listen very well. I asked for a sweeper, a chimney sweeper. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1700 I'll vote for who ever the hell I want to! 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1701 Yes, even Death has to take off his shoes before entering the condo. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1702 My husband has been dying to meet you. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1703 He usually gets home about seven. Be sure to stop back then 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1704 Sorry, we don't accept death casually in this household. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1705 You must have the wrong address. I'm expecting a pizza. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1706 Trim my hedges, your ass. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1707 Well, you're certainly dressed for it. He's in on the couch watching television. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1708 It's time for you to get your own life. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1709 Your father and I are still waiting for you to make a killing on Wall Street. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1710 Well, my goodness, you're not nearly as grim as I thought you'd be. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1711 'Mr. Healthy' left five minutes ago, headed south 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1712 Yeah I had the meat lovers pizza with nacho cheese stuffed crust 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1713 Yeah, I'm the one who called. We've got a bad infestation of houseguests in the dining room. 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
1714 YOU CALL THAT GRIM!!!!? 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1715 You sure don't look like your photo on OK Cupid. 1.2475 0.05871 101 84 9 8
1716 You must be the Reaper boy from next door. Beelzebub isn't home right now. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1717 So you're saying people are taking death more casually these days? 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1718 That's strange! I thought you'd be taller. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1719 Let me guess: death takes a holiday and hipsters fill in. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1720 Well, I'm the Prim Reaper 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1721 Well, well, well, look who finally decided to put down the remote and pay me a visit... 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1722 The Trump campaign is expecting you. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1723 Well, if you had Facebook like a normal human being, you'd know she's enjoying the lobster risotto at that new place in SoHo right now. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1724 gosh, tonite he's with his mistress. you around next week? 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1725 Please come in. I've been dying to meet you. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1726 But surely not on your day off. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1727 You dressed down, for this? 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1728 My husband's not home yet. Did you want to wait? 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1729 Careful... you'll put your eye out with that thing. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1730 They let you on the subway with that thing? 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1731 It was a stupid paper cut. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1732 One more step and I can legally shoot you. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1733 Bob, there's a Mr. Reaper here to see you. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1734 Well, you certainly ensure that there is no dignity in death, don't you? 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1735 I think I'll pass. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1736 Hey, watch out with that, you'll put your eye out... oh, never mind... 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1737 Okay. But first, can you unclog my sink? It's driving me nuts. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1738 I'll let him know your here 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1739 Business casual? 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1740 We've all just been dying for you to get here. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1741 Come on in and have a drink. My husband will be home soon. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1742 Sorry you missed him. He died last week. 1.2475 0.05700 101 83 11 7
1743 This was your fantasy, not mine. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1744 It is a grim election, but you're overdoing it. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1745 Sorry, we use a mower. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1746 You can order anything on Amazon these days 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1747 Come back after I've voted. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1748 Nice try Jim, but I'm still not going jogging with you. 1.2475 0.04539 101 77 23 1
1749 Not in that outfit 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1750 What a relief. I thought you were going to go as a clown. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1751 Sure , my husband can play Hockey with you. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1752 He's not here right now. Can you come back in an hour? 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1753 Casual Friday? Seriously? 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
1754 Charon said he'll meet you at the gym. 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
1755 Really? On a Friday? 1.2451 0.05649 102 84 11 7
1756 What is this, Casual Death Friday? 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1757 Your late. He died last week. 1.2451 0.05649 102 84 11 7
1758 You still need to be back by 10. 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
1759 I'm not going out with you looking like that! 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1760 I was terrified until I noticed your grim Reebok's. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1761 Since it seems taxes aren't certain, I'm not convinced you are. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1762 You're too late. I already voted Libertarian. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1763 "I know that's you, Frank! I wish you would stop going into "Reaper-mode" every time my mother coughs! 1.2400 0.05707 100 83 10 7
1764 You're somewhat scary, but at least you're not a creepy clown. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1765 You're Dead to me. 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
1766 Yes, our relationship is dead, but you don't have to dress the part! 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1767 You're too late. The Fitbit already got him. 1.2400 0.05881 100 84 8 8
1768 You must be here for America's dignity. 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
1769 I know it's quiet, but I still prefer my string trimmer. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1770 The grass looks fine, but this month go easier on the hedges. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1771 You might be giving people the wrong impression. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1772 You're too early. Come back later. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1773 Not now. I just cleaned the place. 1.2400 0.04522 100 77 22 1
1774 I'm sorry. I'm just the house sitter. The home owner won't be back 'til Thursday. 1.2400 0.04522 100 77 22 1
1775 Well, Junior, I'm glad you found an internship. But don't expect the members of this household to help you reach your monthly quota! 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1776 I see it's Casual Friday in the afterlife. 1.2400 0.05707 100 83 10 7
1777 You're going door to door for the GOP, you say? 1.2400 0.06050 100 85 6 9
1778 Well, I guess I won't be getting that pizza I ordered. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1779 Come back when I've finished paying off my student loans. 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
1780 Casual Friday really isn't working for you. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1781 If you're looking for the Trump campaign, it's down the hall. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1782 I don't care what Ben Franklin said. I pay enough in taxes to avoid you for now. 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
1783 You got the call saying I'd be here between 48 and 53? 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1784 That job of yours must be absolute murder. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1785 Reaper...maybe. Grim, not in the least. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1786 No. I ordered a large pizza with pepperoni, 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
1787 I wouldn't be caught dead on a date with someone dressed like that! 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
1788 Laundry day? 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1789 Give me a minute to fix my face. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1790 She's in 105 now, down the hall and to the right. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1791 The room's already been rented. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1792 I really don't see a future for us. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1793 You really should update your profile picture. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1794 No, no, I ordered a Weed Whacker! 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1795 You can start with my husband in the basement. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1796 Ever hear of a lawn mower? 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
1797 What is this -- 'Casual Black Friday'? 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1798 How's the cold Agnes, you look like death" 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
1799 Who buzzed you up? 1.2400 0.05707 100 83 10 7
1800 Frankly, you look more Slacker then Reaper. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1801 So casual Friday did die. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1802 Happy Halloween to my first trick-or-treater I hope. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1803 Can you wait a minute while I finish The New Yorker magazine cartoon caption contest? 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1804 But I just signed a ten year lease! 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1805 I guess we could use a little help with the harvest. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1806 Well you're not exactly a snazzy dresser, but you sure do know how to accessorize. 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
1807 Just make it quick. 1.2400 0.05707 100 83 10 7
1808 So it's casual Friday is it? 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1809 Yeah, well I'll come for YOU if you aren't back by 10! 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1810 Finally.... I've been dying to see you! 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1811 Are you taking me to my eternal lounging place? 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
1812 Take your hand out of your pocket. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1813 At least take your shoes off. 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
1814 Why the long scythe? 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1815 Sorry, I took a baby aspirin, maybe nextime..... 1.2400 0.05707 100 83 10 7
1816 You can wait or come back when his Medicare runs out. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1817 Can you wait until the sixth of November? 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1818 This casual Friday thing has gotten way, way out of hand. 1.2400 0.05707 100 83 10 7
1819 Good Harvest? 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1820 Didn't you see the sign!? It says "No Soliciting"! 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1821 You're killing me with those sweats! 1.2400 0.04292 100 76 24 0
1822 You were supposed to be home two hours ago and don't tell me you were just killing time! 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1823 I guess when I asked for a man to come into my life I should've been more specific. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1824 Would you like to come in for a cold one? 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1825 Well, I'm very happy to hear you that you finally found a job, Danny, but I'm afraid I can't let you bring your work home. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1826 I refuse to die on casual Friday. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1827 YOU'RE DEATH? I thought you were the new landscaper! 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
1828 What are you...the HIP Reaper? Sweatpants?... Seriously? 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
1829 I shan’t be collected by an intern. 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
1830 The Presidential Debates sucked all the life out of me, there is nothing left for you to take. 1.2400 0.05707 100 83 10 7
1831 Oh, I get it. Casualty Friday. Cute. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1832 He's at the pub with your dad. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1833 Wrong house! I unendorsed him weeks ago! 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1834 Hold on a second, I'll get him for you. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1835 You just missed him; try him at the office. 1.2400 0.05707 100 83 10 7
1836 There must be some mistake, I swiped left. 1.2400 0.05707 100 83 10 7
1837 Come on in. He's in is man cave watching football. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1838 Well I must say, this is not much of a last impression to make. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1839 Let me guess. You're running for president. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1840 Chubby, balding red-headed man in his late fifties in the corner booth with a chipped front tooth and a pinky ring . I'd hate for you to take the wrong person. 1.2400 0.05881 100 84 8 8
1841 Sure, he's out back. 1.2400 0.05881 100 84 8 8
1842 I'm still undecided. Please take me now. 1.2400 0.05707 100 83 10 7
1843 Your profile did say you were into The Dead. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1844 This should be interesting, my last date died of boredom. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1845 Cigarettes? All I have is candy. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1846 That is not concealed carry. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1847 Couldn't we at least have dinner first? 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1848 He's in the basement playing video games. Good luck. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1849 I thought tonight was a black scythe affair. 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
1850 I at least thought my death would be a business-casual event. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1851 Thank god, I was hoping you'd come before the election. 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
1852 You're here to cut and run, aren't you? 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1853 Nobody wears white after Labor Day. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1854 No, Apt. 204 is across the hall, but be sure to come back November 8th. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1855 Did you even read the sign? It says NO solicitors. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1856 We're doing casualty Fridays. 1.2400 0.05707 100 83 10 7
1857 I'm a registered Independent. Why? 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1858 I guess I didn't realize the afterlife had Casual Friday. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1859 No, I'm the slovenly reaper. Some of the work gets farmed out. 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
1860 Yes, I am certain that we only need our weeds whacked. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1861 Oh darn, he's out. Can you come back in an hour? 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
1862 You'd get a better response if you weren't wearing that hoodie. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1863 He' playing golf today but he says any time before the election is fine 1.2400 0.05707 100 83 10 7
1864 You can threaten me all you want, Mr. Zuckerberg. I'm not signing up for Facebook. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1865 So, I haven't been to the gym! You don't have to chop my head off about it! 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1866 The Grim-Hoodie, I presume? 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1867 You just missed him. He went for a drink with the other doomed souls on the block. 1.2376 0.05477 101 83 12 6
1868 You're home late for dinner. We're having filet of soul. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
1869 You're late, but at least you arrived before Nov. 8th. 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
1870 Sow what? 1.2376 0.05477 101 83 12 6
1871 Reaper, smeaper. You're still not coming in with those shoes. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1872 Could you at least put a little effort into looking grim? 1.2376 0.05655 101 84 10 7
1873 Hmm. In the black robe you looked thinner. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1874 I don't care why you're here. I need to see some I.D. first. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
1875 Uber "joint venture" or not, I'm not going with you. 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
1876 You're late—Frank's been dead since he lost the remote. 1.2376 0.05477 101 83 12 6
1877 Tree pruning? 1.2376 0.05477 101 83 12 6
1878 Don't miss any dandelions. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
1879 And what exactly are you supposed to be, the Grim Hipster? 1.2376 0.05477 101 83 12 6
1880 Election Day 2016 finally arrives. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1881 I don't care. I am NOT voting for Hillary! 1.2376 0.05827 101 85 8 8
1882 You're too late, he died last week. 1.2376 0.05477 101 83 12 6
1883 Either you say ‘Trick or Treat’ or I slam this door in your face. 1.2376 0.04483 101 78 22 1
1884 Ugh, millennials. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
1885 I knew it. Exercise will be the death of me. 1.2376 0.05655 101 84 10 7
1886 The younger look doesn't really suit you. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
1887 Grandpa's here, but he's not feeling well. 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
1888 hello, mam...we are offering assisted suicide services in the area... 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
1889 There were no casual Fridays when they came for nana. 1.2323 0.06062 99 85 5 9
1890 You've no bag and I've no candy. So we're even. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
1891 "I don't care if it took 5 hours. You still only get 10 dollars". 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
1892 He's down at The Cask and Flagon. I told him he'd pay big-time for going out tonight. 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
1893 I knew Tinder would be the death of me. 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
1894 "You're not 'going to make America great again' looking like that". 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1895 Casual Friday, I see. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1896 What does it say that you're the first black person I've seen in a New Yorker cartoon? 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
1897 If you ask me, this Casual Friday thing has gone too far. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1898 Come off it, Stanley. You were always grim but never a reaper. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1899 Yo, right back at you. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
1900 Bob would like to reschedule your appointment. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1901 You'll have to come back when he's done with his nap 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
1902 Do you have any idea whose time it is, mister? 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1903 No, you want 3B. 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
1904 Do go gentle into that good night, because you're not coming back home to live. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1905 Is there no respect for tradition anymore? 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1906 The GOP isn't home. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
1907 Great, death's gone millennial. Now I suppose you want to praised for finding me. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1908 You call that cutting edge technology? 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1909 Swipe left. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1910 Are you really going to wear sweats to work? 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1911 This is my new relaxed look. We didn't want to scare people to death. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1912 Hey, I didn't buzz you up. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1913 Grim Gardening Services, you reap what we sow 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1914 Sorry, I've already registered to vote. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
1915 Yo! Mister Slacker Reaper, I'm Kelly Arnold not Arnold Kelly. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1916 With all due respect Mr. Belichick, the NFL dropped the "sudden death" format years ago. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
1917 The only thing you are Harry is a grim idiot. 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
1918 The Grim Reaper huh. Are you working for Trump? 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1919 If you're here for the desktop, it's already dead. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
1920 Sweatpants? Really? 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1921 Yes I said it was a poor grass cutting job but let's not lose our heads about it. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1922 Friday?!? You couldn't wait until Monday?!? 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
1923 It shatters my heart all over again to say this, but I think you're looking for my ex-husband. 1.2323 0.05712 99 83 9 7
1924 Life Harvest Fund, I've never heard about it. Can you tell me more? 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1925 I knew jogging would kill me. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1926 This is not a neighborhood where you want to go around in a hoodie. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1927 You're NOT from the lawn service? 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1928 Come on in. I'll get the chess board. 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
1929 So it's casual Friday for you too? 1.2323 0.05712 99 83 9 7
1930 Have a good day at work, dear. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1931 You're late, just like my husband. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
1932 Death should still call, when he knows he'll be late. 1.2323 0.05890 99 84 7 8
1933 Do you also mow lawns? 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
1934 Just my luck. And on casual Friday, too. 1.2323 0.05890 99 84 7 8
1935 OK, but I haven't gone running in years. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1936 You shouldn't be walking around with your hoodie up. 1.2323 0.05712 99 83 9 7
1937 This is serious business, take your hand out of your pocket and get some proper shoes. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1938 Phil will be right out. He's putting on his casual Friday outfit, too. 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
1939 The RNC office is across the street. 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
1940 No, the Trump campaign is next door. 1.2323 0.05890 99 84 7 8
1941 Is today your laundry day? 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1942 I'm just here to water the plants. Try again tomorrow. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1943 I don't care if it is casual Friday it just doesn't seem right 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
1944 The Joneses are down the hall, next door on the right. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
1945 Really, Reaper? A hoodie and sneakers? Doesn't anybody dress for success these days? 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
1946 I see that you have casual Fridays, too. 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
1947 I still think you should have taken the pizza delivery gig. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1948 Well, in that case, come back after 6 o'clock when my husband is home 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
1949 Why don't you comeback this evening when my husband is home. 1.2323 0.05712 99 83 9 7
1950 More like the Slim Creeper, I'd say. 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
1951 City Water Inspector? Sounds reasonable, come on in. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1952 Lose the scythe! The hoody's scary enough. 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
1953 Ah yes. My husband was expecting you. 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
1954 No, I am NOT interested in voting for Donald Trump. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
1955 That hoodie makes you look threatening. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1956 Stop slouching, young man. 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
1957 In this house we take off our shoes. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
1958 Who in the hell are you? 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
1959 What part of "I will survive" don't you get? 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1960 Your black robe is at the dry cleaners? 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
1961 I'm sorry, but you missed him by about ten minutes. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1962 Maybe you shouldn't be so casual about death. 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
1963 Your shoe's untied 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
1964 How have you not been shot yet? 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
1965 I don't care who your father is, you cannot date my daughter! 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1966 Oh, so nice of you to come on your day off! 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1967 You look like death warmed up! 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1968 Oh, okay but before you do, I've always wondered how to pronounce that thing. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1969 Geez, Bobby. You almost gave me a heart attack. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1970 Don't make a mess of it. Unless you want only one star on yelp. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
1971 You have great timing - it's election night. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1972 You must be the death dude. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1973 They said you would be here in 30 minutes or less. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1974 Terminix? 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
1975 I called for a babysitter, not a baby scyther. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
1976 No, you can't have your old room back. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1977 You look how I feel! 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1978 What's this, death casual? 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1979 Hey, take it easy! I SAID I'd turn my music down. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
1980 Maybe a selfie first? 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
1981 I told you I have found someone else to cut the grass. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1982 He's not here. Try Rumsfeld's office. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
1983 I didn't come all the way downstairs to be at death's door, now watcha want. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1984 I guess they'll call this a casual killing. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1985 He says he uninstalled the iDead app months ago. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1986 Can you come back next week? I just bought green bananas. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1987 You are not wearing that to vote. 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
1988 No, I don't have any grim to reap. Beat it! 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1989 At least you're not those mormon missionaries knocking on my door again. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1990 I said, shovel the snow 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1991 So, can we count on your vote on Election Day? 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
1992 So death can't even do business casual? 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1993 You're too late. He took a job in the Styx. 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
1994 It's casual die-day. 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
1995 Casual Friday ma'am 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1996 No, the Donald Trump headquarters are next door. 1.2268 0.05771 97 82 8 7
1997 Just give me a few moments to look up your ratings on Yelp. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
1998 Please tell me you're the tax collector! 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
1999 I'm not one to profile. But you should know that the hoodie is scaring people. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2000 How was practice,honey? 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2001 Always reaping, never sowing, as usual I see. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2002 You're late 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2003 SKYPE. I said SKYPE me. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2004 May I have just five minutes with him first? 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2005 Well you don't look anything like your profile pic, but you are punctual. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2006 A grim reaper with crocs? 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2007 Our order was for chicken fajitas. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2008 It's Halloween, so I'm not buyin' it. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2009 Sorry to bother you. I think you may have picked up my dry cleaning by mistake: Black cloak, wool, full-length, nice affair. 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2010 He's in the bedroom. Try not to ruin the sheets. And you're late. Again. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2011 So, coaching the Patriots is just your day job? 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2012 I expected you AFTER the election. 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
2013 What was wrong with the puffy tail and the bunny ears? 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2014 Please tell me you're selling artisanal lawn care services. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2015 We broke up. I threw out the sharpener with the rest of your stuff. 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2016 I suppose we're taking an Uber? 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2017 So, orange is the new black? 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2018 You first. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2019 This could be the death of Casual Fridays. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2020 Jeez, it took you an eternity to show up. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2021 You seemed taller in the photos. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2022 Can you come back later, I'm doing my kegel exercises? 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2023 You took an Uber? 1.2268 0.05771 97 82 8 7
2024 Street style wrecks your credibility. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2025 Is Donald home? 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2026 so you are like "uber for death" you say? 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2027 Some people have a weird idea of how to make hay. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2028 'No, I don't want him back!" 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2029 We didn't call an exterminator. 1.2268 0.05771 97 82 8 7
2030 Hang on a second. I'll go get him. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2031 When I told you to get a costume that kills, this is not what I had in mind. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2032 What, you couldn't dress for the occasion? 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2033 You've been replaced by a clown. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2034 What happened to your lawnmower? 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2035 And which candidate are you collecting for? 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2036 No, I'm not dressing up for the Ingmar Bergman film festival. 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2037 What the hell? I signed up for senior dating expecting somebody a little bit more lively. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2038 Come back when you get a lawnmower. 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2039 Harold if you don't like visiting my mom, you can just say so. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2040 Finally...Trump has a ground game. 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2041 Well come in before you catch your death of cold. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2042 I see they told you I'm a runner. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2043 And which campaign are YOU from? 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2044 Still taking reservations for November? 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2045 Well, let me change into something more comfortable. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2046 Could you just email me? 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2047 She's not in. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2048 No, I'm not voting for Trump. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2049 You looked much younger in your Match.com photo. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2050 Fred, your dress up jokes are killing me. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2051 this is not what I envisioned when you said you're a cross dresser. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2052 Thanks for coming. Maybe you can get through to her. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2053 Leave the wheat. Kill the chaff. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2054 Where's the pizza I ordered? 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2055 Excuse me. Is this the Rebulican National Committee headquarters? 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2056 Where in Hell have you been? The lawn died weeks ago! 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2057 This is the date I've been waiting for all my life and you dress like that? 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2058 Can you wait until November 9? There's something very important I need to do. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2059 'Killing Me Softly' is just a song...OKAY?!? 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2060 Let me guess - you're campaigning for Donald Trump? 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2061 Sorry, but there are no middle aged females here. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2062 He's upstairs. Have a seat and I'll get him right away. 1.2268 0.05771 97 82 8 7
2063 It's just, this is kind of a big day for me. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2064 Coffee, tea, me? 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2065 You really don't look that grim to me. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2066 Finally. A presidential candidate that I can vote for... 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2067 You look just like your profile picture. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2068 Hmm. I always pictured you as being taller and thinner. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2069 Next time, call first. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2070 What! I'm not good enough for the original Death? 1.2268 0.04274 97 75 22 0
2071 You can forget the pitch. I already voted by mail for your boss. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2072 I think you have the wrong apartment. The GOP lives down the hall. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2073 Cartoon lives matter. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2074 But I ordered pizza. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2075 Can I wait until election day and then decide? 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2076 It's after labor day and you're still wearing white, but I'm the one being sentenced to death? 1.2268 0.05771 97 82 8 7
2077 No, Johnny can't come out to play. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2078 Turns out I just needed to shut it down and start it up again. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2079 Sorry, the harvest is done. Do you cut hair? 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2080 Well then I get to put on flats. 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2081 I'm sorry but there are no millenials here. 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2082 'He's not in. Try the golf course." 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2083 Don’t you think that uniform’s a bit too dramatic for a rodent exterminator? 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2084 Thanks, but I downloaded your app and just took care if it myself. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2085 Well, no surprise you didn't get the job, Harold. Look at those shoes! 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2086 No offense, Death, but you don't look much like your profile picture... 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2087 Young man, you get back in here and change before you kill another living thing! 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2088 You know you can't wear white after Labor Day! 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2089 I see you're going through a mid-death crisis. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2090 Aren't you a little old to be trick-or-treating? 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2091 Was the store all out of clown costumes? 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2092 Thanks, but I've already had my wheat and chaff separated. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2093 Overkill. 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2094 I always knew I was drop dead gorgeous. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2095 Your manager said you would be here between noon and 4. You'll have to come back another day. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2096 My candy or my life??!! Is that the best you could do? 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2097 You're not fooling anyone with the sweatpants and sneakers, mister. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2098 Come back after 6, my husband should be home by then. 1.2268 0.05771 97 82 8 7
2099 You're late. You had me worried to death! 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2100 I think you have the wrong address 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2101 Sorry, I'm out of candy. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2102 You look like hell, I'm not going anywhere with you dressed like that! 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2103 If you think I'm going to jump right to the bargaining phase . . . 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2104 I'm dying to know when you started a casual Friday policy. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2105 Sorry he just took off jogging. You should be able to catch up to him. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2106 Jeez Bill, you look like Death! You're late. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2107 As long as there's no rough stuff 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2108 What other credentials do you have? 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2109 Wait, don’t tell me…an alienated teenager. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2110 I'm not going to the afterlife with you dressed like that. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2111 I thought he was with you. 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2112 No, I ordered a carpet sweeper. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2113 So THIS is how you're paying off your student loans. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2114 I want classic grim reaper, not casual Friday reaper. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2115 "Unlimited data for life?" No thanks! 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
2116 Ah, I think you have the wrong home, the address you seek is 725 5th Ave. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2117 Do you have ID? 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2118 Bernie lost--get over it. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2119 Yeah, well I'm the allowance reaper. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2120 You, too, with the Casual Fridays? 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
2121 Yeah, now you show up. Where were you before the election? 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2122 No, we're legally separated... but you can find him over at 10 Lover's Lane 2nd floor rear left apartment if you hurry." 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2123 If taxes didn't work with him I don't think this will either. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2124 Honey, I'm not in the mood. 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
2125 You're a sight for sore eyes this election season. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2126 Sorry, I specifically requested a pest exterminator. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2127 Thank goodness you're here. The weeds out back are out of control. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2128 Susie?...I think she lives next door. 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
2129 You looked taller in your profile picture. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2130 No, Ralph's not home. Should I check our insurance coverage? 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2131 I'm not buying your knives. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2132 You look different than your picture online. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2133 It's another Trump canvasser. 1.2188 0.05774 96 82 7 7
2134 Took you long enough! 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2135 Seriously, Casual Friday for the Grim Reaper? 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2136 No, I don't know anyone named Shaggy and Scooby doo. 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
2137 All the treats are gone. For the life of me, I'm afraid to ask what your trick might be. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2138 Does your father know you have his scythe? 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2139 So, what you really meant your online profile to say was "zest for THE living?" 1.2188 0.05774 96 82 7 7
2140 Your father never left a client in purgatory to go skateboarding with the guys. 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
2141 And what if I don't want my lawn mowed? 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2142 The Republicans are meeting next door 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2143 I was hoping for a creepy clown. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2144 Sorry - he and his kids just left for Mar-a-Lago. Can I text him for you? 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2145 Oh for....just once; I thought I might go out with a classy guy. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2146 $20 for the front and the back. Looks like you'll need a rake. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2147 Whatever you're selling, I don't want any. By the way fella, you look like death warmed over. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2148 I know you are, Dear, but I still want you in by eleven. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2149 I'm sorry; nobody by that name lives here! 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2150 alive lives matter? 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2151 Hoodie scary, scythe not so much. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2152 But I just bought a groupon for a massage. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2153 Welcome to Donald Trump's America. 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
2154 He's at the Jets game. 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
2155 Is volunteering for Trump rewarding? 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2156 Where the Hell have you been?! 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2157 Are you sure we can't handle this online? 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2158 You want the campaign down the hall 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2159 I do indeed think you are early. 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
2160 COME BACK AT SIX, HE'LL BE HOME BT THEN. 1.2188 0.05774 96 82 7 7
2161 I already told you, I'm a Hillary supporter. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2162 What kept you? 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2163 Hmmm...but I do have this neighbor.... 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2164 I`d never thought death would come knocking at my door. It's a bit of a downer, really. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2165 No thanks. Got one of those. I'm waiting for the brush salesman. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2166 You're looking for Harry Reid next door. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2167 Did you check his office? 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2168 It's a 'health club'. I told you they wouldn't let you in with that thing. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2169 I ordered pizza. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2170 Worst Friday ever. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2171 You better put down your hoodie, you might get killed afterwards. 1.2188 0.05961 96 83 5 8
2172 Sorry, I cut my own lawn. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2173 I think you’re taking the ‘Death be not proud’ thing a little too far. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2174 You're doing casual fridays too? 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2175 You're two hours late! 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2176 The hoodie's a bit much. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2177 Cut the comedy, Harold. Just cut the weeds. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2178 Come back in 30 years! 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2179 That w'd be my nephew. He is upstairs texting. 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
2180 So Hell has casual fridays now? 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2181 Oh hey...you must be here for my husband. 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
2182 Really Tommy? First the clowns now this? 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2183 I don't care if it is casual Friday; I'm not going anywhere with a demon dressed in a hoodie and sweatpants. 1.2188 0.05774 96 82 7 7
2184 Sorry, I'm Buddhist. 1.2188 0.05774 96 82 7 7
2185 No, the hoodie doesn't make you scarier. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2186 No, my name is Lizzie GORDON and both my parents live in Miami Beach 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2187 I didn't order soul food, I ordered Chinese. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2188 You ain't grim enough to reap this soul. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2189 "Unfortunately, my husband's not home right now"! 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
2190 what took you so long he died three weeks ago 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2191 In presenting yourself, you should take example from those nice Mormon young men. 1.2188 0.05774 96 82 7 7
2192 I was told there were no death panels. 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
2193 I believe this casual Friday business has gone way too far. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2194 You,re not grim and you're late. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2195 " So, you say you are not a salesman, yet you are making me pay the ultimate price? 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2196 Oh nuts! I thought you were the Amazon delivery guy. 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
2197 Funny, but he says he doesn't feel like jogging today. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2198 No, the grass doesn't need cutting. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2199 Nobody's going to be afraid of death, if you go to work looking like that! 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2200 Casual Friday in the afterlife?! Who knew?! 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2201 You think you can fool me? You're Mark Zuckerberg. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2202 you're awful casual about this date 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2203 I refuse to go to the afterlife on Casual Friday! 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2204 For Pete's sake, Karl, I said 'pick me up a SLICE.' 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2205 So who are you?... the Angel of Def. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2206 You didn't knock. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2207 I've been dead for years so just run along now. 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
2208 I told you last week that my twin sister is off studying fruit flies in the Sahara. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2209 Be careful where you wear that hoodie. 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
2210 You’re too old, it’s not Halloween and I haven’t got any candy. Beat it. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2211 We don't want any. 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
2212 I'm sorry. I'm a registered Democrat. You want the guy in 406. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2213 We gave last year! 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
2214 Sorry, we have a regular gardener 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2215 I can't believe they're making you work on your day off. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2216 How did you find me? On the Internet, I'm a 15 year old hacker from Uzbekistan. 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
2217 Grim??? Seriously??? 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2218 I suspect there's been more rapping than reaping this evening. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2219 About time. My will to live died YEARS ago! 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2220 I said get popsicles on your way home. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2221 You're too late. We already voted. 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
2222 He moved to 324 Lake St. Tap the motif of Beethoven's Fifth and he'll open for sure. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2223 No thanks, I'm with her. 1.2188 0.05961 96 83 5 8
2224 Hello, my name is Jimmy. I wanted to have 10 minutes of your time to speak to you about Jesus Christ, and the after life. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2225 What took you so long?! He's in the garage. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2226 You just missed him. Maybe come back around 3 this afternoon? 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2227 I'm gonna kill my sister for setting up this blind date. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2228 Old school, huh? The other boy that used to cut my lawn had a gas mower. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2229 Thanks, but I've already registered to vote. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2230 Any chance you got the wrong address? 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2231 Oh. You're looking for my husband. He's in the study with one of his interns. 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
2232 No,no, you misunderstood, I said my pumpkin pie is something to die for. 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
2233 The white is an improvement, but you still look too grim. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2234 Makes sense. And how is climate change affecting heaven? 1.2188 0.05774 96 82 7 7
2235 You're late. Dinner's cold. 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
2236 Well, you're early. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2237 I don’t care how good a letter opener it is. I’m not interested. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2238 Well it's about time. He's at the podium now. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2239 So, which candidate are you supposed to be? 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2240 Yeah, right. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2241 Well, speak up! I haven't got all day, you know! 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2242 I saw your ad on Craigslist. Where's the body? 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2243 Nice try, Arthur. We're not going to Burning Man. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2244 Sorry, but we already have lawn care. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2245 Skype. I said I want to learn to skype. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2246 Well, the politically incorrect side of me is terrified. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2247 Howard, I think you're not getting the point of role playing. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2248 I would scream but my neighbors would kill me. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2249 Really, you're going door to door as a "reapest'? 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2250 Sorry, I am voting for Hillary. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2251 Identity theft is no joke, young man 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2252 I liked you better as a clown. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2253 By the way, I can see your face. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2254 I already gave to the Trump campaign. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2255 So, is grim now passe, or is this just a casual Friday? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2256 Sorry, my husband does the gardening. 1.2165 0.05528 97 82 9 6
2257 Well, yes the Cubs are normally ready for you this time of year . . . 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2258 First, do everyone a favor and kill that fashion statement! 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2259 No, I'm voting for Clinton! 1.2165 0.05528 97 82 9 6
2260 For this I put on stockings? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2261 You are late, he's with Trump 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
2262 You be careful......wearing that hoodie is dangerous! 1.2128 0.05634 94 80 8 6
2263 Sorry, he's out of town. 1.2128 0.05634 94 80 8 6
2264 Wait until the electoral college results are in. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2265 So, how was your holiday? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2266 Didn't you hear? It's dangerous to wear hoodies in public. 1.2128 0.05634 94 80 8 6
2267 I agree with the Co-op Board. You're an undesirable. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2268 No, I don't want to buy your life insurance. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2269 Henry, enough with the carpe diem routines....I'll be ready in two minutes! 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2270 I know that sniffle! 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2271 Hoodies are so last year. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2272 He just left. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2273 At least give me a moment to call 911. I've got a meat loaf in the oven. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2274 It's a good thing your father didn't live to see this. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2275 Wrong address! 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2276 I can see your heart isn't in it. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2277 I'm glad it is you and not a clown. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2278 Hell now offers casual Fridays? I'm still not interested. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2279 I don't care if its Casual Friday; I want some pomp in my passing! 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2280 You can borrow the cup of sugar but I'm not comfortable with the pound of soul. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2281 Are you sure it's not my husband you're here to see? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2282 Who are you, Death Takes a Holiday? 1.2128 0.05634 94 80 8 6
2283 This generation is going to kill me 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2284 Well mom you did say I should move out and get a life 1.2128 0.05634 94 80 8 6
2285 Are the stars out tonight? I don't care if it's cloudy or bright, because I only have scythes for you! 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2286 No...I don't want to go running with you! 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2287 Johnny can't play Grim Rapper today. 1.2128 0.05634 94 80 8 6
2288 My husband has already left for work. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2289 You don't look very grim to me. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2290 Please tell Donald I don't care. I'm voting for Hillary. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2291 Fluffy or Ira? 1.2128 0.05634 94 80 8 6
2292 Not going anywhere with 'The Casual Reaper.' 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2293 Later. I've got three loads going and the linoleum is still wet. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2294 I never did care much for Casual Fridays. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2295 I'm sorry, we don't accept door to door soliciting. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2296 Casual Friday, huh? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2297 "Oh, him? He's too old and tired to climb the stairs.'' 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2298 This isn't what I meant when I said "take me places." 1.2128 0.05634 94 80 8 6
2299 But you aren't Mark Zuckerberg, are you... 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2300 He's walking the dog, he'll be back in a half hour. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2301 Wow, Amazon do everything these days. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2302 He's still working n his bucket list. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2303 Why don't you come back when it's not casual Friday. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2304 Why on earth are you wearing a hoodie inside? People might think you are up to no good. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2305 It's about time! He's in bathroom. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2306 Does it buy me any more time if I invest in your startup? 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2307 He's not home now, but you can try back in a couple of hours. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2308 You should've called ahead. Harry's in Positano with his new floozy. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2309 So, my decision to cancel Casual Fridays has come back to haunt me, has it? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2310 I'm sorry, but I'm just not interested in traveling to alternative worlds. 1.2128 0.05634 94 80 8 6
2311 He's in the bathroom, but coffee's on if you can spare 20 minutes. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2312 I've never been so insulted! Come back for me after you've changed into something less 'rapper' and more 'Reaper.' 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2313 Are you the death of pumpkin soy latte? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2314 uh...that's what you wore to work today? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2315 Jeez Carl, you look like death! 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2316 Can you come back after my hair appointment tomorrow? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2317 You're not fooling anyone. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2318 Is this GOP headquarters?...It's time. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2319 You think YOU had a grim day? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2320 Trump campaign headquarters? 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2321 No thank you, I'm not interested in buying a life insurance policy. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2322 Look, I told you, come Wednesday,November 9th! 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2323 So that's your only problem with this... the fact that I'm not wearing a black robe? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2324 This is our last date! 1.2128 0.05634 94 80 8 6
2325 "I'll give you fifty bucks to cut both the front and back yards". 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2326 You are early, let me get my pocketbook can we get Chinese food my name is Karen By the way. I don't usually get much of a response on these dating sites are you cold why are the cats hiding...... 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2327 You're late. The Donald is already gone. 1.2128 0.05634 94 80 8 6
2328 Sorry, you're in the wrong 'hood. You need to go down two blocks and cross the River Styx. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2329 No, I'm not interested in buying any subscriptions to Dead People magazine. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2330 Of course. Makes sense. As a high school English teacher I always knew my end would somehow include a snarky teenager. Touché young man, touché. 1.2128 0.05833 94 81 6 7
2331 It's about time! I've been calling you since the primary season first started! 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2332 Casual Friday in the nertherworld? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2333 You kill me!You just kill me! 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2334 He's not here right now. Come back tomorrow. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2335 Come back later. He's at work right now. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2336 So, I see death doesn't even have a dress code these days... 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2337 No, nobody named Sam Sung here. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2338 Business casual will be the death of me. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2339 You appear in one Ingmar Bergman film and one Woody Allen film and so now you think you don't have to dress for dinner? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2340 My mother left this morning. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2341 Well if he wants me to nag him to death... 1.2128 0.05634 94 80 8 6
2342 Oh Leonard, I've told you to cut it out, scythes don't matter. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2343 Are you flirting with me? 1.2128 0.05634 94 80 8 6
2344 So, you're not getting the riding mower? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2345 Must be Casual Friday in The Underworld. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2346 Wait here, I need to feed my cats 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2347 Sorry, George Zimmerman no longer lives here. 1.2128 0.05634 94 80 8 6
2348 You'll work for souls? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2349 I don't care if the cleaners did lose your robe. I'm not coming. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2350 Well, it's about time. This outfit has been asking for it since the 60s. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2351 And don't come back until you've got Donald Trump! 1.2128 0.05833 94 81 6 7
2352 A bit heavy handed to get me to vote for your candidate! 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2353 Through the door it sounded more like 'Jim Greeber'. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2354 You better take that hoodie off, or people to think you're up to no good. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2355 Sorry, she just moved to Florida... 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2356 Easy, tiger! I haven't gotten this kinky since Grad School... 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2357 I should have known. The Bummed Reaper. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2358 You do seem more relaxed since you took that holiday. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2359 You look older than your picture. 1.2128 0.05833 94 81 6 7
2360 Oh, you want to see Grandma? She's right down the...Wait a second... 1.2128 0.05833 94 81 6 7
2361 Sorry, he has already departed. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2362 Sorry, this is my husband's night out with the Boys. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2363 So this is what dating on line sends me! 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2364 Do you have a moment to meet our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ? 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2365 Oh, it's only you, Death. I was afraid that it was a socialist." 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2366 Ugh, another iPhone upgrade? 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2367 I've come to pick up the couch potato. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2368 So what happened, they ran out of Trump costumes already; and Hillary wasn't scary enough? 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2369 He's still in bed. I couldn't wake him up. Could you come back later? 1.2128 0.05634 94 80 8 6
2370 Life got you down? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2371 I'm busy now. Could you come back later? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2372 No, he can't come out and play 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2373 Well I'm his wife and I say no way he's dying on casual Friday! 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2374 Uh, this is a "Stand Your Ground" state you know. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2375 No, Grunge Reaper is NOT a thing. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2376 Hi. Does civil political discourse live here? 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2377 For a Reaper, you're not that grim. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2378 Aren't you worried the hoodie might set people off? 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2379 Oh, she's in 3B 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2380 If I told you once, I have told you twice! Do not bring your work home with you. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2381 You need to take off your shoes and scythe before you come in. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2382 I think he lives at Trump Tower. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2383 I'd really like to go out with you tonight, but I'm dead tired. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2384 Just wait 'til your father gets home. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2385 He can't see you right now - he's buried in work. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2386 No, Billy, I still haven't washed your black one 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2387 You're here to repossess *what*? 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2388 Mow your lawn for 10 bucks? 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2389 You don't have to be so casual about it. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2390 I don't think casual Fridays applies to Immortal Archetypes. 1.2043 0.05630 93 80 7 6
2391 You're not bringing that thing on our date, are you? 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2392 It's the toilet in the master bathroom. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2393 He'll be back in 20 minutes. Care to wait? Coffee? 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2394 'Dress down Friday?' 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2395 And after you finish the front yard you can work on the side yard. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2396 This is 9E. You want 9B. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2397 Why don't you pick up your stuff after the funeral? 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2398 What's next, seersucker? 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2399 None of the other Uber drivers have ever come to the door before... 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2400 He's out jogging. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2401 Didn't anyone ever tell you to dress up if you want to take a woman out? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2402 Be humane. Wait til Half Time. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2403 If I find out that girl you were with is still alive in the morning; you're grounded. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2404 And who do you think you are? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2405 I don't care WHO you are, you're not coming in without taking off those shoes first! 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2406 Halloween really separates the wheat from the chaff. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2407 So, This is why you dropped out of school? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2408 Thank God you're here; the mouse is driving me crazy. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2409 I guess you're not worried about second impressions 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2410 "Sorry, but I'm really having a bad day. Could you knock on my neighbor's door? He intends to vote for you-know-who. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2411 I'm not interested in your death startup. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2412 Too late, I've been dead for decades! 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2413 Fess up. Who have you been reaping with? 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2414 Oh, sure you were just out for a walk-- I can smell the souls on your breath from here. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2415 You forgot to get milk. 1.2043 0.05630 93 80 7 6
2416 Well, I'm glad I'm not the only one who didn't dress for the occasion. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2417 wrong door! 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2418 Well, I suppose I'd pay quite a lot, but can it cut through a tin can? 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2419 Sorry, you're too late. I already signed up to be an organ donor. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2420 Shoes off, please 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2421 I expect he'll be back around seven. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2422 Sorry, I've given up refined carbs. You can try me again in 2073. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2423 Tsk, tsk. White after Labor Day? 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2424 I flossed for this. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2425 Forget your open carry permit? 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2426 Wipe your shoes and your scythe before you come in. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2427 This is not the kind of role-play I had in mind. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2428 I will not depart this veil of tears on a casual Friday. 1.2043 0.05630 93 80 7 6
2429 I would rate that "Somewhat Funny". 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2430 This is an apartment. We don't have grass. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2431 Mr. Bergman lives in apartment 42C. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2432 Well, what exactly would you cut? 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2433 Next time don't knock, use the doorbell like everyone else. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2434 If you're going to be late coming home, be sure to give us a heads-up. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2435 So that annoying sniffing sound when he starts to speak isn't just a cold or allergy! 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2436 Why so grim, reaper? 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2437 Is this some creepy maneuver to get me to exercise? 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2438 Death, don't be so damned proud. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2439 He's not here now. Can you leave your card? 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2440 No one by that name lives here. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2441 Can Billy come out and play? 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2442 Actually, I prefer to cut the ornamental grasses in the spring. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2443 Is that a new scythe? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2444 I'm canvassing undecided voters. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2445 I don't care that your phone, car and friends all died—you broke your curfew. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2446 No no no... I ordered a "Large SIZE"... and where's my salad? Damn Millennials... 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2447 Well, if it isn't the Doofus of Doom! 1.2043 0.05630 93 80 7 6
2448 I need to see proof of citizenship. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2449 Wrong! I told you this year it's creepy clown. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2450 Well of course you're death, wearing a hoodie in THIS neighborhood? 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2451 I have no candy for you. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2452 I don't have a treat so let's see your trick. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2453 Guess I'm at death's door 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2454 I changed my mind. Hillary is winning. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2455 ECO-friendly lawn care...well it's about time! 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2456 I gather you're not here to collaborate. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2457 At least you're not a scary clown. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2458 How was "Hell Week"? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2459 Let me get my bong. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2460 Just a sec--- let me grab my purse 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2461 Finally you show up! My husband is down the hall. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2462 No clown, no candy 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2463 I knew I should have watched my cholesterol! 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2464 You're right, if you had your scythe in the picture I wouldn't have swiped right. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2465 Not now! 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2466 Hey, Kevin. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2467 I don't care who you are! You're not coming in here with those dirty shoes! 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2468 aren`t you early ! 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2469 You're not in uniform. I'm going to have to see some I.D. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2470 Just missed him 1.2043 0.05630 93 80 7 6
2471 She's not here...I'll tell her you stopped by. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2472 I'm afraid he's gone to a higher place. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2473 He said he'll meet up with you later…he's dressed as a clown. 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
2474 "So what can I do on this fine morning for the most half-assed grim reaper ever? 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2475 The Grim Groper--is that you Donald? 1.2021 0.05574 94 81 7 6
2476 You are too late. He passed on last week. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2477 My husband's out, but I'll call his cell and get him right back for you. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2478 Your online dating profile say's your someone to die for. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2479 Wrong apartment, the millineals are two doors down. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2480 I already have solar panels. 1.2021 0.05574 94 81 7 6
2481 There may well be a minimum number of boxes your daughter need to sell, but I still think you're being a bit heavy handed. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2482 You seem to have lost the will to kill. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2483 You look exactly like your profile photo. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2484 It's like I keep telling ya, All Lives Matter! 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2485 You're to late. The clown beat you to him. He's in the back. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2486 Not today. My son cut the grass. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2487 Really? This is what you are wearing to Career Day? 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
2488 Now I see why they 'Don't Fear the Reaper'. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2489 Trump for President I presume 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
2490 You're a day late. He died yesterday. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2491 Is Death taking a fashion holiday? 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
2492 I thought you'd be dressed better. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2493 No, I would not like to contribute to your high school's marching band's trip to Washington, DC. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2494 Come in! I hope you brought my new glasses. 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
2495 He took up jogging to IMPROVE his health... 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2496 Thanks. I already voted by absentee ballot. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2497 You just missed him, he checked out last week. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2498 If you want people to invite you in, you might want to reconsider the hoodie. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2499 Yes, I am voting for Mr. Trump 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2500 Collecting? 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2501 You don't scare me--'Drop dead, yourself!' 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2502 Come in or you'll catch your death. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2503 I work for Amazon now. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2504 Can’t you just cheerfully and willingly cut the grass and bag the leaves like I asked? 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2505 Don't you people keep records? I already donated to the Clinton campaign. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2506 We be not proud, I see. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2507 Herbert --stop procrastinating and just mow the lawn! 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2508 What really kills me is how lazy you look. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2509 OK. I'll lose the turtleneck. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2510 Well, Death takes a staycation! 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2511 When you said you had a steady job, this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2512 I don't care if "athleisure is a real thing" - I expect Death to wear a clean robe and a hard shoe. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2513 I thought you were doing "Teach for America" on your gap year. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2514 I see Casual Friday truly knows no bounds. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2515 What do you mean, this will be the last time you'll be trimming my lawn? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2516 When I said I'd rather die than exercise, I meant no exercise in the next life, too. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2517 Sorry, I gave generously at the office. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2518 So, you must be my daughter’s new boo. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2519 ' I'd love to Jack. Let me get my costume. It is Jack, isn't it?' 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
2520 Let me guess - hoodie, sweatpants, slip on loafers... Are you the "millenial" reaper? Great Halloween costume! 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2521 No Mrs. Goldstein is next door. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2522 'Casual Friday' has now totally jumped the shark. 1.1978 0.05682 91 79 6 6
2523 You're looking for Mr. Zimmerman, I presume? 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2524 A rappin' reaper? Not here; maybe Brooklyn. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2525 No Scooby, we've all retired, remember? 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2526 I already told you, my husband's not home yet. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2527 Halloween isn't until November 28. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2528 He's hiding under the table. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2529 This new look might not go over too well with your core demographic. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2530 You look more grimy than grim. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2531 You really expect me to take you back after what you did to my cat? 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2532 Well your dinner's stone cold again. Your father's going to kill you. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2533 That's my meatloaf burning, so make it fast. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2534 If you ask me, this casual Friday thing is getting out of control. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2535 If you are so inevitable, then everyone can certainly wait until you have cleaned your room. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2536 Business casual standards sure have gone to hell. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2537 I already told the twenty people who called... I'M REGISTERED TO VOTE! 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2538 The Grim Slacker? 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2539 What the heck is this - casual death Friday? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2540 Is that a smile I see on your face? 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2541 I know it's you Donald. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2542 Hey Brad, it's another empty suit selling insurance 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2543 You are little late I took the sleeping pills 24 hours ago. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2544 Are you going to actually mow the lawn or are you just doing it "ironically"? 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2545 You're late! He's in the living room. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2546 He's not here. He's campaigning for your candidate. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2547 Whaddya mean you got sent home from school for wearing a hood!? 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2548 We had our lawn cut yesterday 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2549 Casual Friday? You got to be kidding. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2550 I was surprised they matched us but my friend claims she found G-d thru the same site. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2551 Well, at least your not a creepy clown. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2552 No, I can't say that I'm familiar with that Eagle merit badge project. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2553 Sackcloth cloaks are just so medieval. I get more done in the sweatpants. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2554 I don't care if you are a millennial. I still get to decide when my life is over. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2555 Trim reaper? Yeah, I'm not buying it. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2556 And how exactly does this make you an entrepreneur? 1.1978 0.05682 91 79 6 6
2557 Finally you're here. I've got some clowns in the back yard that I need you take care of. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2558 I can see through your disguise, Mr. Trump 1.1978 0.05893 91 80 4 7
2559 If you're really the Grim Reaper, you'd better wipe that stupid grin off of your face! 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2560 Sorry not tonight, I've got ladies Bingo. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2561 Does the white uniform come with a different outcome? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2562 Can't you read?...NO SOLICITORS! 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2563 What, you couldn’t wait ‘til I lost my virginity? 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2564 And where exactly do you plan on grabbing me? 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2565 Lose the hoodie. Are you trying to get yourself killed? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2566 It's just that I expected a bit more when he said he'd call for backup. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2567 I'm not leaving with you dressed like THAT 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2568 I really hope your here for trick or treat. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2569 Well, if it isn't the Dude Reaper! 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2570 He'll get tired of you too. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2571 Some disguise... I can still see your clown face. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2572 The flesh on your hand gave you away. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2573 What part of no don't you understand? 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2574 Wait til your father gets home! 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2575 I'm sorry. I buy everything online. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2576 I'll wait for you to pick up your dry cleaning. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2577 Trick or treat---huh---let me guess, a Russian hacker? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2578 If you want causal death, you've got the wrong girl. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2579 My dad sent me. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2580 I was thinking of a more natural pest control method. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2581 NO, I SAID MY HUSBAND ACTS LIKE HE'S DEAD IN BED, NOT HE'S IS DEAD IN BED. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2582 I SAID no substitutes. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2583 Pretty grim, Irving, not scaring me a bit. Go reap some weeds behind the shed. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2584 Let me guess, your Halloween costume is death of a salesman. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2585 Let me guess...the Grim Rapper? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2586 Herb, I know the Yankees and Mets are both out of the postseason, but don't you think you're being just a little overdramatic? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2587 Whatever my ass! 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2588 First impressions Grim... First impressions. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2589 You look a lot taller in your profile picture. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2590 Got rid of Bob myself... so, don't just gape at me, wipe your feet and come on in big guy. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2591 Maybe a blind date on Halloween was not such a great idea. 1.1978 0.05682 91 79 6 6
2592 We don't need you anymore; we have Trump. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2593 Your husband may be expecting me. I understand he was given 48 hours to live about two days ago. 1.1978 0.05682 91 79 6 6
2594 Okay, I get it--I'll hit the gym tomorrow. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2595 To be honest, after the week I've had, this will be a scythe of relief. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2596 No soliciting. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2597 Since when do you observe Casual Fridays? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2598 My jealous husband said you might be stopping by. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2599 I'm literally dead. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2600 Do we owe this visit to Obamacare? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2601 Aren't you supposed to knock? 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2602 My therapist said I should start dressing for the job I want. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2603 This is why I hate Casual Fridays. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2604 Do you ever feel you might be compensating for something? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2605 Well, Jinkies! It's the Casual Reaper... 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2606 So I'm suppose to believe you're the Grim Reaper and it's casual Friday 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2607 He doesn't want to be disturbed. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2608 Your home empty handed Again!? 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2609 Does this mean athleisure is dead? 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2610 I could really reap the benefits of a peephole. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2611 Maybe I'd be concerned if you weren't wearing sneakers. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2612 I was afraid you were going to miss dinner. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2613 Do you have an appointment? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2614 It had better just be a phase! 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2615 Thank heaven you are not a clown! 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2616 Freelancer? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2617 I just need a butter knife. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2618 No, I'm the one who's supposed to be comfortable. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2619 I don't have any candy, but feel free to take my life. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2620 Emily says she's busy and she can't stop for you. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2621 Sure, but where's my pizza? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2622 You're at the wrong address. My ex is now living at 24 Dawson Drive which isn't far from here. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2623 I just needed to borrow a butter knife. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2624 As if creepy clowns aren't bad enough. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2625 Look, you're not going to get me to go on a morning run with you. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2626 Did you fail your concealed permit test AGAIN!! 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2627 She's in the back, and make it quick. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2628 Bring back some of those nice bludbery muffins from Magnolia's and kill Mrs. Cohen. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2629 Relax, I've come for your wardrobe. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2630 Lemme guess. Dying for some exercise? 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2631 So your stage name is what now, The Grim Rapper? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2632 So what are you wearing for Halloween? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2633 Did I miss an Adobe update? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2634 You want to grab me by the what? 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2635 "Wait, I have'nt voted yet". 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2636 What? It's not like I'm going to the funeral. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2637 How can you be so casual about people dying? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2638 No, you've got the address wrong. She's in apartment 12. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2639 If I knew you were going to wear those shoes I never would have swiped right... 1.1978 0.05682 91 79 6 6
2640 Is your dad on holiday? 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2641 If Hilary wins, what is your costume going to be? 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2642 I hadn't realized you observe Casual Fridays. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2643 Yup, that's what he was wearing. I'll be right back with your check. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2644 It finally dawned on me why you come every year without a trick or treat bag. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2645 You used that to cut back the petunias? You're killing me. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2646 He isn't here, he's already gone. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2647 So Hell is freezing over? 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2648 Candygram. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2649 I knew you sometimes come early, but underdressed as well? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2650 He's on the golf course. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2651 No, I'm pretty sure your mom said "why don't you size up the new neighbors." 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2652 Casual day at work? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2653 Get a job, Morty. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2654 He's watching the debate, but you can come in and wait for him.... 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2655 I'm not shuffling off this mortal coil to go with the Laid-Back Reaper. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2656 Is this about Trick or Treat or The Big Sleep? 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2657 More like the Grim _Creeper_, if you want my opinion. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2658 I know it's Halloween, but your father's still annoyed that you borrowed his scythe without asking. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2659 It's Halloween: since when does The Grim Reaper wear white after Labor Day? 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2660 You just missed that deadbeat. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2661 Come back with a REAL lawn mower! 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2662 This casual Friday nonsense has gotten out of hand. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2663 I heard you had rebranded yourself for a better social media image. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2664 The election's over, Vladimir. Why so grim? 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2665 Let's revisit this discussion on November 9th. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2666 If you'd use the darn lawnmower, the neighbors might accept our dinner invitations. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2667 I don't suppose your casual approach to attire is indicative of a relaxed attitude toward quotas. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2668 They outsourced this to the gig economy as well? 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2669 Casual Friday or not, I'm getting properly dressed for the occasion. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2670 I'd kill for that hoodie. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2671 No, you may not come in and wait for Tommy. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2672 Really, you get casual Fridays? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2673 You could have at least dressed for the occasion. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2674 Try Mr. Hurwitz across the hall. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2675 Sorry, but the 'Grandpa Dude' moved into a rest home last week. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2676 Are you with Casual Transitions? 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2677 I hope you raked up the clippings. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2678 Ugh, you're not as tall as you said in your profile. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2679 Sorry there are no republicans here 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2680 Great, now nothing can kill the activewear trend. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2681 Compared to the news, you're child's play. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2682 Let me guess. You're getting out the vote for the Trump campaign. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2683 I'm here to tell you about our Early Bird special! 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2684 You know, I've been looking for a better place. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2685 Very funny - the lawns' not THAT overgrown. 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
2686 I thought you said 30 minutes or less. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2687 I'm here to delete your account. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2688 We're not buying whatever you're selling. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2689 Did you use an old picture on your Tinder post? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2690 Death Takes a Laundry Day 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2691 Finally, an October surprise with the voter in mind. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2692 What type of Pokemon are you? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2693 The police told me to expect a clown. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2694 You looked more lively on your dating profile. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2695 You door-to-door salesmen are going to be the death of me. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2696 Jason, take off that silly costume and get going on your homework . 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2697 Come back on April 15th. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2698 What are you reaping about this time? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2699 If you can't see from under that hood of yours, I don't have any candy. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2700 What do you mean he told you "You're fired!" 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2701 When you finish the hedgers you can start on the lawn 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2702 You look different that your profile picture. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2703 I know it ruined your vacation, but I told you TSA wouldn't let that thing through. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2704 Igor is sick. He can't go reaping with you today. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2705 Don't tell me..."Death in the Hood." 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2706 I'd planned to challenge you to a game of chess, but now I'm thinking "Grand Theft Auto"? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2707 I said, you're a grim rapper. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2708 Well, it's certainly not casual Friday for me now. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2709 No thank you, my husband likes to mow the lawn himself. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2710 Hal,the man from the I.R.S. Is here for his money 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2711 I know it's your last day, but you could at least try to make an effort. 1.1957 0.05407 92 79 8 5
2712 "Frankly, I'm sick to death of you door-to-door types". 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2713 Where's liberty? 1.1957 0.05407 92 79 8 5
2714 No Donald, Hillary will not come out to play. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2715 I told you to kill his campaign, not ravage the entire country. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2716 When did your boss approve casual Fridays? 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2717 Reaper, why so grim? 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2718 Can you hang out here until the election results are in? 1.1957 0.05407 92 79 8 5
2719 Well, it's about time. May I ask why you couldn't be bothered to get here before election season? 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2720 Thought you could sneak up on me with those ridiculous shoes...no way! 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2721 No" means "no 1.1957 0.04159 92 74 18 0
2722 No trick? No treat! 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
2723 My apartment, my Pokémons. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2724 Seriously? The Grim Reaper? Casual Friday? You need to up your game. 1.1889 0.05674 90 79 5 6
2725 What do you need a knife sharpener for? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2726 Too casual. It needs to be more grim... 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2727 Parent-Teacher conferences are held on the school grounds, Mr. Lee. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2728 And I suppose you're expecting me to just hip-hop along with you. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2729 Thanks for the quick response. You'll find my idiot husband downstairs in his man cave surrounded by his cigar-smoking buddies watching NFL RedZone. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2730 Too late. He died yesterday. 1.1889 0.05674 90 79 5 6
2731 So--whazzup? 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2732 Oh great. Let me guess, your mower died again? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2733 Sorry, this is heaven's door. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2734 When you said "I'm taking your daughter out with a sickle, I envisioned two wheels and an engine, I didn't like that and I'm not wild about this either." 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2735 I told you last time, I'm not donating to the Trump campaign. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2736 Well common' in and make yourself comfortable, he'll be back in a few minutes. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2737 Get right back in here and change that hoodie, young man. You know they make the police nervous. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2738 Forget this. The Trump costume does it this year. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2739 It's called a scythe, people used it for cutting wheat, look we're getting off topic here. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2740 Have you tried next door? They may have something for you. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2741 Your boss said 30 minutes or less. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2742 So even you have gone business casual. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2743 Okay, but clean your shoes first. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2744 Thank you but I am already registered to vote 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2745 Is this something your father encouraged you to do? 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2746 Note to self, when you hear a knock, knock at the door, say 'who's there' before you open it! 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2747 Lack of gravitas this political season has gotten to you, too, eh? 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2748 I'm glad you got your jogging shoes on..he just left. You may still be able to catch him. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2749 We've been through this before. Come back when you're in dress code. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2750 A: it's not Halloween. And B: You're supposed to say Trick or Treat, not TRICK OR DIE BITCH ! 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2751 Getting a bit more casual these days, huh? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2752 10:30? On a school night? ... and is that your father's good scythe? Oh, he's gonna ... well, you know the rest. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2753 Did David say he was going to sell his soul again? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2754 I think this casual Friday thing is getting a little out of hand 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2755 I'm busy now; can you text me? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2756 Don't worry I'm here to talk about CrossFit. 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
2757 Well, it took you so long to get. here, I asked my butcher to do it.. 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
2758 No, I'm definitely not interested in your two for price of one eternal resting place sale. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2759 Yeah?! What the hell do you want? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2760 Hi. Are you my personal escort to my polling location today? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2761 Yeah, he's home. Don't think he's up for cutting brush, though. He say's the gas pains in his chest are real bad this morning. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2762 Seriously, nobody is dying to come with you in that outfit. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2763 Well! You're a sight for sore scythes. 1.1889 0.04149 90 73 17 0
2764 I'll join your canvassing effort if you tell me one thing, how does he plan to "make America great again"? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2765 Really?! In a hoodie? 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2766 What do want, a handout? You look like death warmed over. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2767 What lawn service did you say you were with? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2768 On second thought, maybe life insurance agents shouldn't 'dress for the job they want.' 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2769 You're too late. I died 20 years ago because this is obviously Hell !! 1.1889 0.05674 90 79 5 6
2770 I didn't respond to your texts because I'm seeing someone else... although I can't seem to get a hold of him. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2771 Oh, I get it, "Neither snow nor rain" etc. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2772 My husband's had his for thousands of years and it's still as good as new. 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
2773 You're not dressed like you are in the books. How do I know you're the real one? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2774 Where you have been? I was so worried, I could have died. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2775 No, my husband doesn't need any extra help right now. I'm waiting for flu season. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2776 Trick or Treat is tomorrow! 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2777 No, I'm sorry. That outfit doesn't slay. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2778 Very funny, Henry. You need to change or I'm not going with you anywhere. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2779 So you're theTrim Reaper. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2780 Sorry, my husband said that the office drained him of all life he had left to give. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2781 You have a good costume for this political season. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2782 Just trim the bushes in front of the house. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2783 Yes, I know it's time to mow the lawn. How much do you charge? 1.1889 0.05674 90 79 5 6
2784 Just because you scared grandma with it doesn't mean it'll scare me. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2785 Twenty five dollars to cut the grass! Is that by the hour or what? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2786 The other guy was dressed in black and I told him the same thing. No way. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2787 You must be deaf! I told you to get a snow shovel, not a scythe! 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2788 Is it laundry day in the afterlife or are you an old school landscaper? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2789 That's better than black but lose the hoodie 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2790 Let me guess — you want me on your hockey team. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2791 Come on in. My husband will be back soon. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2792 Casual Fridays are still a thing. 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
2793 This is a trick, not a treat, right? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2794 You're not supposed to wear white after Labor say 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2795 'Wait, lemme guess...You're an ice sculptor!" 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2796 No Hillary isn't here right now. If you leave your name and number i'll tell her you stopped by. 1.1889 0.05674 90 79 5 6
2797 Let me guess, you're here to earn my vote? 1.1889 0.05674 90 79 5 6
2798 Sorry, Martha moved to Hoboken. She lives in her evil twin sister's old house. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2799 I know a Canadian with attitude when I see one! 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2800 You said we were going out--not under. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2801 Sorry I'm not coming with you-- I'm only dead tired! 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2802 Donald Trump says you'll have to wait until November 9th. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2803 You really aren't proud, are you? 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2804 I'll call him right up: anything to get him off the Xbox. 1.1868 0.05393 91 79 7 5
2805 Hey Deb, life and I are fighting again. Can I crash on your couch? 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2806 Sushi delivery was always going to be a roll of the dice. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2807 I'll get 'im, but he won't be pleased about casual Friday. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2808 And then with Daphne gone, Fred can marry me. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2809 He left me.... 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2810 Get in here before I catch my death! 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2811 Sharp new look. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2812 Don't be pitiful, Josh, didn't I give you enough candies?... 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2813 Halloween is next week. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2814 train all you want, you're never gonna outrun yourself. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2815 Well, it's about time you updated your look. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2816 Sweatpants in public? Your father will turn over in his grave when he gets home. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2817 Well you almost fooled me...until I saw the sneakers. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2818 Would you believe I just gave the last piece of candy to the New Year Baby? 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2819 Forget it, the Halloween costume contest is rigged. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2820 Oh, it's just you. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2821 And I say Namaste back at ya! 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2822 Next time use your key! This death comes knocking is getting old! 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2823 Cool shoes, but I'm not finished with him yet. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2824 I'll have to see some ID, Mr. Reaper. Neighborhood Watch rules, you know. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2825 You just missed him. He passed away moments ago. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2826 I told you, wait till the election is over. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2827 Death, can you wait till I give the other kids candy. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2828 We gave in Iraq. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2829 And you promised you would be done harvesting the dead in time for dinner! 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2830 Ready to go? 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2831 You've been reaping again! 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2832 Sorry, I already have a subscription to the Wall Street Journal 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2833 and after you mow the lawn, take out the garbage 1.1868 0.05393 91 79 7 5
2834 Death begins to rethink casual Fridays 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2835 I don't care who you are. I don't go anywhere with a guy in a hoodie. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2836 Do you at least have clean underwear on? 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2837 Haven’t you heard of email? 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2838 I'm here to sell a sickle. I don't know anything about any blood disorder. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2839 I'm seeking an avid reader, not an average reaper. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2840 Sorry, but we don't do casual Friday's here. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2841 This is exactly why I always campaigned for the right to Death with dignity. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2842 I don't care of it is casual Friday, you still have a nerve. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2843 It's about time. He's over on the couch. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2844 Be proud as you like, but I would not be caught dead in that thing. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2845 I would rather not stop at Walmart. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2846 I've already voted. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2847 We recycle. 1.1868 0.05393 91 79 7 5
2848 Ok, again, you're only here collecting money for the Republican Party ? 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2849 Wrong house. We're vegan. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2850 My daughter thinks your outlook is way too grim. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2851 Seriously? Go home and change your clothes…then I'll go willingly. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2852 Can we revisit this topic after the election? 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2853 Must be Casual Friday. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2854 Come on in. I set up the chess table in the living room. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2855 You the termite guy? 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2856 Even if it is cancer, it's still disrespectful to stare. My face is up here 1.1868 0.05615 91 80 5 6
2857 Your brochure promised results. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2858 When are you going to get a real job! 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2859 Nice try, Al, but I've no intention of leaving this earth until you fix the garbage disposal! 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2860 Not until you spiff up a little bit, young man. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2861 Hello Election 2016. America is in the back waiting for you. 1.1868 0.05615 91 80 5 6
2862 We're you jogging or harvesting souls again? 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2863 I'm at a loss for words. What's with the snow suit? Are you lost or has Hell frozen over? 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2864 No, the white clothes don't make me feel any better about this. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2865 You know that hoodie could be deadly. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2866 That's about the scythe of it. 1.1868 0.05393 91 79 7 5
2867 What do you mean that wearing black isn't your thing? This isn't about you! 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2868 He left last week. Try the guy in 5 C. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2869 You're past curfew and there's a killer on the loose! 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2870 I'd say go back to the creepy clown getup. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2871 The Trump campaign office is next door. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2872 You must be looking for Phil S, who is 2 doors down. I'm Phyllis. Care for some candy? 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2873 You should have had the courtesy to get here before the debate started. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2874 Goin' for irony, ya' are?! The Grim Reaper?! In activewear?! 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2875 I'm now more afraid of the creepy clown sightings. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2876 Now that you're home, the front yard still needs raking. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2877 Worst re-branding ever! 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2878 Go back to the where you came from, Donald; I can see right through you. 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
2879 The retired gym coach lives next door. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2880 Didn't your mother teach you to dress up when you pay a visit? 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2881 It's casual Friday. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2882 Do you need to see proof of health insurance? 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2883 You just missed the tax collector! 1.1828 0.05284 93 81 7 5
2884 I guess my doctor did not call you. The diagnosis was wrong. 1.1818 0.05492 88 77 6 5
2885 For the last time, Dad, it's a retirement COMMUNITY. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2886 You again! I told you before, I'm not interested in buying your used scythe! 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2887 Mr. Grimm Reaper, didn't your mother teach you how to dress? Over my dead body can you enter this house with dirty sneakers and sweatpants! 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2888 Honey - it's the Grin Reaper! 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2889 Didn't you learn that taking women against their will is only okay if you've eaten a Tic Tac first? 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2890 I think you're looking for George Zimmerman. 1.1818 0.05492 88 77 6 5
2891 Well, that would explain where you've been all this time. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2892 But my DVR is still full! 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2893 I know they say it's the silent killer, but can I borrow a cup of sugar? 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2894 Too late, my self-esteem died years ago. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2895 I've told you before that you're just not believable. Your clothes aren't right and the real one doesn't wear athletic shoes! And I can see your eyes! Now go away. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2896 Willard gave out at the office. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2897 I wouldn't normally call you in, but the kids have been whacking away at Jimmy's birthday party piñata unsuccessfully all afternoon and I have my book club coming over soon. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2898 Sorry, I ran out of candy. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2899 Come back later. I still have bills to pay. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2900 Might I trouble you to help me with my cole slaw salad first? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2901 So, how much did my ex' pay you for this visit? 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2902 He's not real sweet, but you can have my husband. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2903 Aren't you taking this business casual look too far? 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2904 You won't win, David. My mother will raise the kids. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2905 Trick or treat, eh. And what might the treat be? 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2906 I need the $50 upfront, and the scythe stays outside. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2907 He's gone to Canada 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2908 I can't play with you Billy, my mom says you'll be the death of me. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2909 No, we ordered a GRAIN reaper. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2910 I know it's casual Friday, but do you have to whistle? 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2911 You are a little too early...! Coffee, tea, a game of chess...? 1.1818 0.05492 88 77 6 5
2912 Is there any way to just knock me on the side of the head with that sickle and put me into a slight coma twilight thing until Nov 9th? 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2913 White, conservative, boring, prudish housewife's life's matters too ya know. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2914 "I did not expect you until November 9th of this year". 1.1818 0.05492 88 77 6 5
2915 So your not with the landscapers! 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2916 At least you aren't Donald Trump. 1.1818 0.05492 88 77 6 5
2917 Trick or trick. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2918 And you tell your dad he can come down right on down here himself if he wants my eternal soul so bad. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2919 So you agree that depending on the outcome Nov. 8th, I will go willingly? 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2920 Sorry, I'm voting third party 1.1818 0.05725 88 78 4 6
2921 You'll be wanting to visit Loud Larry, three doors down. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2922 He's in the man cave watching the ballgame 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2923 Oh, he is one flight up. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2924 I was like, 'Quit using that phone!' And he was all, 'Why?' 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2925 We're eating dinner right now, but please feel free to stop by again after the election. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2926 Well, if all proceeds benefit local schools, how can I say no? 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2927 Nice try, Irv. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2928 Please tell me you're just getting a jump on Halloween, right? 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2929 You want some candy or are you going to stand there playing pocket pinball? 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2930 Wait a sec...he's in the living room. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2931 I heard her, too. It was Mrs. Beekman. She's above me in 407, not 307. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2932 No, I'm still not voting for her. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2933 They're sending children now? 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2934 Donald, you're such a bad loser. 1.1818 0.05492 88 77 6 5
2935 I'm already registered to vote. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2936 It's about time you found a job. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2937 Wha' da YOU want? 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2938 I thought that Orange was the new black 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2939 You misheard me, GR. I wasn't looking for casual death. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2940 No, I'm not the neighbor that is seeking early retirement. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2941 I'm sorry, but the election isn't until November 8th. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2942 I said mow the lawn, not kill it. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2943 Grim Reaper who? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2944 Oh, and I suppose you want to talk about religion too. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2945 OK, I'll vote for him now. I get your point. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2946 No, I'm not going to drive you to work! Just take the subway. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2947 You cometh too late--dinner is over. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2948 No, he's out for his daily run around Central Park. Why don't you come back in 30 years? 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2949 Does it have benefits? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2950 I get it...my approach to the staircase was too casual. 1.1818 0.05492 88 77 6 5
2951 Are you here for my car? 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2952 Just give me a moment to straighten up. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2953 What's this -- Death takes a hoodie? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2954 Your home early! 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2955 Just don't track mud on my beige carpets. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2956 No, I'm not an undecided voter. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2957 You make a persuasive argument,but I really feel I should sit this election out. 1.1818 0.05492 88 77 6 5
2958 I don't care who you are, I won't let in anyone with a hoodie. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2959 I was thinking you would have a lawn mower 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2960 Don't think you're getting anywhere near the p-word after touching that filthy thing! 1.1818 0.05725 88 78 4 6
2961 And. the "trick", dare I ask? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2962 Oh terrific! Now I have to die on casual Friday. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2963 You can have my varicose veins, hemorrhoids and dandruff; now leave me alone 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2964 You wanna talk bio honesty? I'm way more Sally Field than you're George Clooney. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2965 You're late. What took you so long? 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2966 Sadly, this isn't the most terrifying costume I've seen. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2967 Ummm...that is definitely NOT what I meant by "I'm dying for some exercise." 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2968 Oh my! Your hoodie scared me. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2969 Well, if you're the grim reaper, it seems to me you're being a little too casual about it. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2970 Wrong address - the RNC is down the hall! 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2971 And what have you been up to, Young Man?! 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
2972 I guess Millennials really *are* taking over the job market. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2973 You should dress for the job you want. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2974 Listen here "dude", I dunno who fam is but I don't think I wanna go where it's "lit". 1.1724 0.05473 87 77 5 5
2975 Is that the best you can up with for Halloween? 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2976 Sorry I can't. My last meal was a salad. 1.1724 0.05473 87 77 5 5
2977 I'm not going with you if you're dressed like that. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2978 He's in the back room. And if you can decapitate Pokemon--it may have the biggest effect. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2979 I need to see three pieces of ID before I can let you in. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2980 Up to you. I'm going to take the stairs. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2981 I don't care if you are with the Hillary Clinton campaign, there is no way that you will get my vote. 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
2982 I recommend Donald Trump to you as the next person you call on. 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
2983 If you're looking for the 'Trump Pence 2016' campaign office, it's down the block and to the right 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
2984 So, you charge extra to bag the grass? 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2985 You'll have to remove your shoes before walking on the carpet. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2986 Let's table this discussion until after the election. 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
2987 You could have at least called ahead. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2988 Don't you know that candy will rot your teeth? But, then, you probably don't care. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2989 What do you mean Trump sent you? 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2990 Take your hand and JOG towards the light? 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2991 I told him he'd pay big-time for going out tonight. 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
2992 In some neighborhoods YOU could be shot dressed like that. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2993 NO, I DID NOT VOTE... 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
2994 She's deceased. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2995 You're wearing sneakers? And I thought Life was unfair! 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2996 Grim Lucifer Damien Reaper! Did you lose your shroud again? 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2997 The Grim Uber. 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
2998 Was the scythe made in China, too? 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
2999 Obamacare is no excuse for why you can't get your work done on time. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3000 Avon calling? Really? You've stooped to that? 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3001 It's casual Friday in the afterlife. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3002 No, the 'c' is silent. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3003 We don't need you this year because of the drought. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3004 I told you you've taken business casual too far. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3005 Netflix and KILL? Since when is that even a thing? 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
3006 He just left to meet an UBER out front. You can probably catch him. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3007 Be careful....George Zimmerman lives in this neighborhood. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3008 It's dangerous for a young man to walk around with a hood on like that. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3009 Why does it always have to be Netflix and chill with you? 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3010 TRICKING OR TREATING? 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3011 Can you come back after the elections? 1.1724 0.05473 87 77 5 5
3012 Of course I require references if you want to cut our grass. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3013 No, Neighborhood Watch is in 3B. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3014 Oh, wrong date and place, on Nov. 8th, go to Trump's place!! He will be waiting for you! 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3015 I just don't think I'm the kind of girl you would be attracted to. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3016 No, we don't want our trees pruned. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3017 The hoodie is a nice, but pants are too baggy. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3018 He's not home, but I can take a message. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3019 Are you death or my incompetent 15-year-old joke of a son? 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3020 Sorry, but I've run out of candy. 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
3021 Apparently the 'no solicitors' sign doesn't apply to you, or maybe you just can't read." 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3022 Oh for crying out LOUD... Jimmy why don't you stand up straight and dress for success? 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3023 Rough day on the job dear? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3024 #MyLifeMatters 1.1724 0.05473 87 77 5 5
3025 Sorry, he's busy right now. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3026 I already made it clear, it will be a cold day in Hell before I take you back. 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
3027 I pray this is 'your way' of telling me my gym membership has expired? 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3028 What's this, casual Friday?? 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3029 Sorry, I already have a yardboy. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3030 The commercial said 30 minutes or less. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3031 You're late. He's in the kitchen complaining about how much weight Miss America has gained. 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
3032 Hello, my name is America 2017. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3033 Not today. Please call ahead. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3034 If you are looking for Donald Trump, he already grabbed my P***Y and left. Try finding him on the next floor. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3035 You took him last year, don't you remember? 1.1724 0.05473 87 77 5 5
3036 What do you mean you met your quota and are just going for a stroll? 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
3037 Nice Halloween costume, but you have the wrong address. The Republican Party is next door. 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
3038 The lout left me last month...and if you find him, remember I called first dibs. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3039 Very funny. No candy for you! 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3040 If you don't change to nicer clothes, I'm not coming with you. 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
3041 Sweatpants and a hoodie? Really? 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3042 I'm sorry - I gave at the office. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3043 What are you now, the Slim Reaper? 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3044 A tip? You were 3 hours late. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3045 But I didn't have the salmon mousse. 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
3046 When you told me that you landed an upper management position, I wasn't expecting this! 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3047 Sorry, I'm not here right now. Why don't you come back when I'm out? 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3048 If it's okay with you, I would really like to pull the plug. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3049 I see you came in business casual. 1.1724 0.05473 87 77 5 5
3050 These casual Fridays are killing me. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3051 Her cake was actually mediocre. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3052 Please tell me this is only an early Halloween visit! 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
3053 I beat you fair and square at chess. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3054 You just missed him, he's at work. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3055 He's watching TV. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3056 So, this is what happens to all the third party votes... 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3057 He's out right now. Come back later. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3058 I just can't trust you anymore. You promised you would take my aunt in her sleep. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3059 Can you come back after Rachell Maddow? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3060 The Millennial of Death. 1.1724 0.05473 87 77 5 5
3061 You're too late! 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3062 You could have told me it was Casual Friday. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3063 This athleisure thing has gone too far. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3064 Being a millennium-old doesn't mean you get to act like a Millennial 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3065 That's right. If I beat you in Madden NFL 16, I live. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3066 The election isn't supposed to be for another month. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
3067 Wrong apartment. The "Seventh Seal" party is in 3A. 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
3068 She's not ready. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
3069 Frank, stop fooling around! Tom cannot come out and play golf with you! 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3070 Well your the first to complain that I look better than my profile picture. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3071 Ashley is not old enough to be going out with the likes of you! 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3072 It's not even Halloween, wierdo. 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
3073 You really shouldn't wear a hoodie around here. 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
3074 No, Jimmy can't come out and play. 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
3075 I already told you I'm not voting for him! 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
3076 You're too late, my dating life died ten years ago. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3077 Yeah, sure Biff. I'm terrified. Now get back to clearing the weeds in the backyard. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
3078 No, I don't have time to talk with you right now. I'm very busy. You don't have to be so grim about it. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3079 You can come in but you'll have to wait. Donald's been avoiding taxes, too. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3080 Is this really the best you can do in the new gig economy? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3081 How can you? We are the Joneses who everyone is keeping up with! 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3082 The jogging outfit may fool them but the sickle is a DEAD giveaway!" 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3083 I'm sorry, but Halloween is still two weeks away. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3084 No one by that name here. Sorry. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3085 Sorry, it's not here. The GOP is on the 13th floor. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3086 Before I scream in terror and faint, can you show me some ID that you're the real deal? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3087 Don't just stand there; come in. I'm not supposed to catch a draft. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3088 It's about time you showed up. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3089 You can start with the grain out back. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3090 I'm sorry, I just can't take someone in athlesiure seriously. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3091 GOP? They're two houses down. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3092 Wear that hoodie one more time and you're dead to me. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3093 And your mother lets you go out dressed like this? 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3094 I'll go with you when you get a full length robe and ditch the sneakers. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3095 I've been waiting for you for 60 years, the least you can do is dress up for me. 1.1647 0.05512 85 76 4 5
3096 Phil! Come meet our new neighbor: he's been asking around for you apparently. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3097 Your casual Friday isn't my casual Friday. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3098 You're here to do my husband's pedicure? 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
3099 Have you thought about upgrading to a Weed Eater? 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
3100 Did you not see the 'No Soliciting' sign by the doorbell? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3101 Well, Madeline did tell me you were to die for. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3102 I'm not the peppermint Patti your looking for. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3103 How many times must I tell you our wheat has already been scythed into sheaves? 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3104 I've never heard of 'Reapers for Sickle Responsibility'. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3105 That's a rap. 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
3106 Sorry. Melania gave you the wrong apartment number. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3107 Don't threaten, Donnie. A simple trick-or-treat will do. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3108 Forget the $20 to remove the tree. I'll give you a crisp $100 to take out my husband!! 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3109 HR is really enforcing Casual Friday now. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3110 I was expecting the plumber, but you'll fiz my problem, too. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3111 You look more like a sweaty jogger than the harbinger of death. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3112 You're late. He's in the shower. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3113 Hoodies don't scare me. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3114 Oh, so it's you again. 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
3115 I can recommend a very good plastic surgeon 1.1647 0.05761 85 77 2 6
3116 How many times do I have to tell you? Nobody is going to take you seriously wearing a hoodie. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3117 I'll get your dad. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3118 I don't have any candy for you... come back in twenty years. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3119 Casual Friday or not, I'm not going with you. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3120 Wait. . . . wait, don't tell me! . . . .Your scythe is out of grass? 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3121 Fascinating strategy, but I'm with her. 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
3122 This is the eighth time you've made this mistake. You're not a cat person are you? 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
3123 Grateful about what? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3124 So, how much to just trim it? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3125 Yes, I said WIPE YOUR FEET FIRST. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3126 I see HR finally approved casual Fridays 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3127 So then, you're not from Ralph's Lawn & Garden? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3128 Kids! Your friend is here 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
3129 No, you're dead! Even if you do have a part time job, you can't move back home. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3130 Ugh, this date is going to be death. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3131 You won't visit for your sister's wedding but you will if I fake a heart attack? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3132 Sorry, I'm with her. America's already great 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
3133 A little old for trick or treats, aren't you? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3134 Where have you been? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3135 What do you mean, you're here to grab my kitty? 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3136 I said Netflix and CHILL. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3137 He took a holiday. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3138 Sorry about your wife. So I guess you're single now, right? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3139 "Candy gram?" Really? 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
3140 I guess you had 'eternal nothingness to wear" 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3141 Slacking off, aren't you? You'll find my husband in the living room watching football... 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3142 I know it's hard to tell, but the nineties are dead. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3143 You claimed to be taller in your Tinder profile. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3144 Two hours late for dinner. You're dead. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3145 Son, someday you're really going to kill me 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
3146 You can start out back, but watch out near the woodpile -- we saw a copperhead there last week. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3147 Rebrand? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3148 Finally, I'm going to get rid of all those weeds in my garden! 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3149 The dude is in the garden cutting his grass 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
3150 Sorry, Mr. O'Leary has been in heaven for a full half hour.... 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3151 I guess you didn't know those brownies had nuts in them. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3152 Lucky you. My boss still hasn't embraced casual Friday. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3153 Come right on in. I'm just trying to decide what song this fat lady will sing! 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3154 Nice! The personal touch. I guess you guys aren't on Facebook yet. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3155 It's nice you could drop by and kill some time. 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
3156 I can't see you in a hoodie. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3157 Would it kill you to get a welcome mat? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3158 When you finish with the south pasture, you can come back for some lemonade. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3159 How was your jog? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3160 Sorry about the weiner dog. Just didn't see him. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
3161 Well, If you need to kill something, you could harvest our wheat. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3162 Would it kill you to show a little respect? 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
3163 I refuse to go quietly on casual Friday! 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3164 A casual workplace discussion on end of life issues. 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
3165 You're too late. Halloween was weeks ago. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3166 Hey! It's not election day yet. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3167 Sorry, I don't grow any wheat. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3168 That outfit's pretty grim. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3169 This better be a Halloween costume. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3170 You look deadlier than your profile pic. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3171 This athleisure wear thing has been done to death. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3172 Please come back in a week. The grim field is almost ripe. 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
3173 No, I don't think the Republican Party will die. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3174 I gave at the office. 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
3175 You expect a tip? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3176 Huh, so it was death knocking on my door. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3177 Please leave, Stanley. And take your half baked metaphors with you. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
3178 Nope, nobody by the name of American Democracy at this address. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3179 What are you collecting for, "sickle cell anemia?" 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3180 Sorry, I don't know where Scooby is. 1.1647 0.05512 85 76 4 5
3181 Just a moment. Mr. Trump is ready for you and he'll be right down. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3182 Crap Belichick, you really did make a deal with the devil 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3183 You're going to be the death of me, buddy boy, you know that, don't you? 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
3184 Sorry, the lawyers cancelled our Seniors 20K Fun Run. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3185 He's out with some friends. But if you'll give me your name and number, I'll let you know when he gets home. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3186 We're trying to attract more Millennials. 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
3187 Honey, there is someone here to grab me, it's the Grim Groper, soliciting campaign donations. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3188 I hope you're here for the election. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3189 Did you remember to trim the hedges in the back yard? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3190 Do you know the rules of Old Maid? 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3191 I hope I could skip the election season, too. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3192 White hoodie and sensible shoes! What makes you think I wouldn't like Burning Man? 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
3193 The Millennial lives across the hall. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3194 Did you watch Mr Trump on TV this morning? That was scary! 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3195 I knew I shouldn't have believed that Jehova's Witness. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3196 I don't do Halloween. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3197 Couldn't you just once be the cheerful reaper? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3198 Hello, Def. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3199 It's watching tv. Try not to be too bloody, I just had the carpets cleaned. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3200 Don't 'late-night MRSA' me, mister. You are so grounded! 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3201 But mom, my friends are dying to hang out with me tonight. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3202 Hi Peggy, sorry to bother you. Do you have a cup of cyanide I can borrow 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
3203 You could have at least texted me first. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3204 He's not home from work yet, he's a little behind in his audits. 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
3205 Honey, Death is at the door. Trump won. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3206 You look tired. Why don't you try clownsourcing the workload? 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3207 There's some mistake,I ordered a sweeper not a reaper. 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
3208 C'mon. Just do it. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3209 Let me guess. You didn't choose the reaper life--the reaper life chose you. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3210 No wonder the mortality rates are falling. You obviously failed to read " Dress for Success". 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3211 Wow, Avon is full service 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3212 It's the running shoes that gave you away. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3213 You are a bit old for trick-or-treat. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3214 At least you're not a scary clown running for president. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3215 Come back after I nullify the divorce. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3216 Do you think jogging will generate endorphins to lift your depression? 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
3217 The tip is included, right? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3218 I don't care who you are. I'm not voting for you just because you're less evil than the other two! 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3219 I'm afraid George said he was, 'dying to meet you.' 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3220 No worries, I'm here for the millennial. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3221 "I reap for food. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3222 Not until I see your Grim-Reaper's license! 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3223 Jeepers creepers Where'd you get those reepers? 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3224 Well, some people still treat dying as an occasion! 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3225 The Neighborhood Watch blocked your reaping? I told you not to wear that hoodie 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3226 *&*% and the pale horse you rode in on. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3227 It must be Friday. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3228 He's on the way to work, you can meet up with him there. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3229 Eh-at least you aren't a killer clown. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3230 I'm glad you got rid of that silly clown face 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3231 Ah, yes... The millennial trick-or-treater returns. Your basement lair awaits. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3232 I'm sorry to be the one to tell you, but everybody is replacing their lawns with astroturf. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3233 You reap what you sow 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3234 Come back Monday. Maybe I'll have something for you to reap then. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3235 Go home Halloween is not until the 31st 1.1647 0.05512 85 76 4 5
3236 Trick... I choose trick. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3237 Can you come back tomorrow? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3238 Jinkies! Fred, Daphne, Shaggy, Scoobie, you've got to see this! 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3239 Apparently, when I said, 'You're going to be the death of me', you got the wrong idea. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3240 So much for blowing off the 'best before' date. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
3241 Wait! Don't tell me: You offed my husband during his morning run. Right? 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
3242 This is an unexpected visit. 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
3243 Sexting is not how I want to flirt with death. 1.1628 0.05696 86 78 2 6
3244 Sorry to disappoint. Mr. O'Hara left on the nine-thirty train to Samarra. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3245 Sorry, I'm late. I was in the middle of a 'killer' workout and lost track of time. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3246 ... I don't think so. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3247 Don't be so casual about it. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3248 We provide real change and a viable alterative to the two party system. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3249 I already voted absentee. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3250 It will be over my dead body before you get $5.00 1.1628 0.05194 86 76 6 4
3251 Grim? I've seen grimmer presidential debates. 1.1628 0.05451 86 77 4 5
3252 Ugh, now I'm going to be late. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3253 Greetings,your daughter inlaw sent me. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3254 Your hoodie scares me. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3255 I don't want to stereotype you because of the hoodie, but… 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3256 Hello, may I speak with the Republican Party please? 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3257 Any self-respecting grim reaper knows hoodies were jejune from Day One. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3258 Sorry, some women have heard about your track record. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3259 Can we reschedule for Wednesday? Something actually good came up tonight. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
3260 I'd invite you in, but I'm afraid that may cause me to eternally rest. 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3261 Eternity? Save your spiel. Life is too short. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3262 What landscaping company did you say you were representing? 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3263 I'm sure whatever you're taking up a collection for is already a lost cause. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3264 I hope this is "Trick or Treat." 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3265 I have all the insurance I need. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3266 You don't frighten me; I worked at MVD for 15 years. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3267 I couldn't possibly go out with you looking like that! 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3268 Fine. But I can assume by your attire, you'll at least make this quick? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3269 Take, take, take. Why don't you bring me something? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3270 Screw John Donne...don't be a slob. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3271 Madam, THIS is what a dangerous man in a hoodie looks like. Learn the difference. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3272 "You missed him. My guess is that he is skiing "Widow Maker". 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3273 Just let me grab my hammer and we can go, Putin. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3274 No Mr. Zimmerman lives next door. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3275 Hello from the other siiide... 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3276 You don't look like a lean, mean death machine to me. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3277 He's dead. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3278 Someone call an exterminator? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3279 For the five hundredth time - I didn't mean to use bleach. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3280 Your internet service will be out for the rest of the day. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3281 Well, some will find the hoodie more menacing. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3282 All this time, I really have been older than death. 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3283 I'm afraid he's not here. He said he had an appointment in Samarra. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3284 That does to count as soliciting 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3285 You passed the background check, so come on in. The kids are already asleep. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3286 Sorry sonny, I don't want to 'hang'. I don't want to get cut or lit or hammered or fried or stoned or smashed. 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3287 Huh, you think that scares me--- then you should follow the Presidential Election race, it's down-right chilling. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3288 Black is more slimming. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3289 ....uh HEY KIDS!! Can someone please bring me the bowl of candy! And tell your father there's someone here with Playboy VIP Box SuperBowl Tickets!!!! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3290 This is Scooby Doo...the set for the Simpsons is across the way. 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3291 No, this is room 504. The future of their campaign is in 506. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3292 I expected that your lawn service company would be a little more high tech. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3293 The other door. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3294 Run myself to death? I don't think so. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3295 Did you see my "No Soliciting" sign? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3296 Gym membership expirations day I'm guessing. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3297 You must be the ice machine repairman. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3298 I don't have any candy. Didn't you see my porch light was off? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3299 For God's sake take that hoodie off! It makes you look too sinister. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3300 I know you wanted to update the look, but its too "inner city" 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3301 I think you'll find George Zimmerman a couple of doors down from here. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3302 Casual grim on a weekday? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3303 What your black cloak at the cleaner's? 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3304 Wrong night, fella. It's not Halloween. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3305 You're from the IRS? 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3306 I haven't bought the candy yet 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3307 No , I said it's the wrong SIZE ! 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3308 I know you aren't planning to take me out wearing sweatpants! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3309 Aren't you suppose to be a clown? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3310 I don't care if you're the real slim shady... there's no one here named Arthur. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3311 Hi! What's with the hood and sneakers? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3312 In your Casual Friday attire? Have you no dignity? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3313 But I don’t remember ordering a scythe. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3314 You must be one of Mark's friends from Facebook. 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3315 I wish my boss believed in Casual Friday. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3316 You're two weeks and 40 years too early. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3317 I think that hoodie is to die for! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3318 Not today Grim, I got Life-alert. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3319 Too late. The clown was just here. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3320 Let me guess, its "Casual Friday", right? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3321 You're too early. I haven't put my face on. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3322 I don't want to see you back here until you've done some serious soul searching young man. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3323 No, I'm not interested in the layaway plan. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3324 Wait. The election isn't over 'til November 8. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3325 Velma's hookups are scary. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3326 If you're trying to look less grim, maybe you should lose the scythe. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3327 You're going to shovel snow with that? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3328 If you're here for candy or me, I'm out. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3329 He'll be back shortly. I hope you have better ideas than the ones I've tried. 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3330 Where else? Trying to cheat death at the 5K run. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3331 This just really isn't a convenient time. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3332 If you need time to change, I can wait. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3333 You, Sir, are no Robert Redford. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3334 Where's your pillowcase? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3335 Sorry, he no longer lives here. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3336 Well, we could use someone to rake the leaves.. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3337 Reap what you sow. Get home early. Liver tonight. 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3338 I think you need to open up a bit. 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3339 Can you wait a second? I'd like to Snapchat this. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3340 We've implemented casual Fridays to attract more Millennials. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3341 Sorry, I'm out of candy corn. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3342 No, not even for a Scooby snack. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3343 Netflix and kill? 1.1566 0.05550 83 75 3 5
3344 You must be the new neighbor. No loud noise after midnight, mister. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3345 Have you found your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ? Good. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3346 Your depression has gotten completely out of hand, dear. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3347 Hi I'm here to pick up your daughter. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3348 No, thank you. WE already have a garden service 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3349 Remember--business casual next time. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3350 Casual dress Friday in the afterlife? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3351 Mr. Smith cannot come out to play after what happened last time. He's still in the hospital. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3352 I'll give you GRIM if you don't get away from the door. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3353 Hillary? 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3354 Well at least leave your shoes outside, I just cleaned the living room. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3355 COME ON IN< I'VE BEEN DYING TO MEET YOU! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3356 Thanks, but we already have Cutco. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3357 Your mother allows you to dress like that? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3358 "Are you here to trim the shrubs" ? 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3359 Looks like you've gained some weight. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3360 '' I think it's between this or my Killer Clown outfit'' 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3361 What d'you mean I'M looking pretty grim? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3362 Is that really what you're gonna wear tonight? 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3363 Thanks, but I already defrosted it. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3364 You're a harbinger of WHAT? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3365 Can Johnny come out and play? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3366 Scythe to meet you, too. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3367 No candy for you, buster. 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3368 Watch out for the police. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3369 I'm not going anywhere with you until you change out of that dreadful outfit. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3370 What a coincidence. I was just reading John Donne's poem when you ran g the bell. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3371 No, Mr. Zimmerman has not lived here for some time. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3372 You're too late. The other guy took him. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3373 Sorry, we use a tractor now. 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3374 Wow, the "athleisure" trend sure died fast. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3375 How did you get past George Zimmerman? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3376 try wearing a clown suit, Good-bye! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3377 Your Halloween pranks will be the death of me 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3378 The scythe is fine but lose the hoodie. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3379 You again? I thought I just told you we don't have any candy. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3380 Sorry... it's casual Friday 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3381 I thought The Donald said he was funding his own campaign? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3382 I didn't realize downticket looked that bad 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3383 Hi, I'm from Death by Scythes. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3384 I told you not to talk to the career advisor about your hobbies. 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3385 Does this look like a hay field? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3386 He said he first needs to floss. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3387 So tell me, how was your holiday? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3388 I'm not buying the jogging act. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3389 You again? I told you, I don't want to buy cookies. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3390 This is exactly what happens when you institute "casual Friday". 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3391 Your profile said you were taller. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3392 Sorry, but I got nothing on the fear meter; try a clown costume. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3393 Cut your lawn for ten bucks lady. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3394 You're a little late, Frank died 7 years ago. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3395 You were *supposed* to be here an hour ago. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3396 I didn't mean "till death due us part" literally! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3397 You're going to have to excuse the mess. My affairs are not in order. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3398 Why didn't you knock first? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3399 How was the harvest? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3400 I will not entertain a Grim Reaper in casual attire. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3401 Either you are just tall ...or God is being ironic...either way; we are out of candy. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3402 Sorry. Wrong hood. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3403 I'm busy right now. You'll have to come back later. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3404 ALL lives matter, Travon. 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3405 Should I be expecting Charon to be in a Speedo? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3406 Even you celebrate casual Friday? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3407 no, there is no one here right now, including me 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3408 And what mini-series would you be? 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3409 ...and Mrs. McFay didn't give you any candy!? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3410 Casual Friday the 13th adds insult to mortal injury. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3411 Well, I expected you'd at least wear a tie for the occasion. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3412 Thank you kindly for stopping since I couldn't stop for you. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3413 We've already got a landscaping service...sorry. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3414 Yes. Of course I'll support youth in Asia. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3415 Well, I'm sorry, but 'Death offers a new fitness program' is not a winning slogan. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3416 But this is the address that was listed on airbnb. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3417 I told you to be here three hours ago! I had to cook dinner for him - and I was planning on going out with my friends tonight! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3418 So it a Father & Son racket now? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3419 Another internship? I can't think there's much future in it. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3420 If the dry-cleaners ruined your cloak, you should be visiting them instead of me. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3421 You went out for cigarettes 12 years ago. Now what? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3422 Great, you were expelled and now this. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3423 Casual Friday. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3424 you have any nut allergies? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3425 Sorry if I'm fresh out of niceties today. But I keep telling you he doesn't get home until after 5 and, no, you can't wait here. 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3426 You show up late, you can't be bothered to dress up, and you expect a smile? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3427 I'm glad you're working, son, but just how long is the gig's lifetime contract? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3428 I thought I swiped left on you 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3429 I'd slit my wrists before I let you in here. Not with that posture. 1.1566 0.05550 83 75 3 5
3430 She's already in bed with your cousin, Sleep. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3431 Couldn't you have come before Trump ran? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3432 You must have the wrong address. I signed up for the do not die list. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3433 Do we have shag carpets? Why no. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3434 Between seasons we also do lawns... 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3435 ok, ok, if it's that grim, I'll vote. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3436 We also get casual Friday's unless it falls on the 13th. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3437 You wanna watch the rest of the game with us? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3438 Can you come back later, he just left for his daily jog. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3439 Orange who? 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3440 I wouldn't be caught dead with such a slacker. 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3441 I lost my keys reaping 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3442 David's doing his workout right now, perhaps you can come later? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3443 How many times do I have to tell you, we don't need our trees trimmed! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3444 What do we got here, a dead ringer of my doorbell! 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3445 You're too late; he has already passed. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3446 You look like life. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3447 Ok, son, we get a lawn mower. 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3448 Loose the hoodie and I will consider giving you some Halloween candy. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3449 They are calling it 'The Trump Effect'. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3450 I'm sorry you just missed him, Slacker Death. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3451 Now I understand why you charge me by the hour to cut my lawn. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3452 That hoodie will scare everybody! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3453 Hi I'm Ryan, I'm subbing in for Grim today. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3454 Is this casual Friday? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3455 Honestly, would it have killed you to dress up a little bit for our date? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3456 ...so I don't deserve a little "dress for success"? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3457 What's this? The opening's in Soho. You always wear black. 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3458 No, you misheard. There's no such thing as casual die-days. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3459 Are you wearing Crocs? 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3460 You're too late--I've already cut the cord. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3461 'Herman, there's someone at the door about our overdue rent." 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3462 Yes, I'd love to donate to "All Deaths Matter" 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3463 This whole Casual Fridays thing has gone too far. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3464 This isn't another Grim Reaper joke, is it? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3465 So, on Casual Friday you just come to say, "Howdy-doo?" 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3466 Look, Mr. Loman, I've already told you we're not interested. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3467 Unbelievable. You do realise it was supposed to be last week? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3468 That cold you gave me last week is gradually getting worse. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3469 "Thank you for asking, but I won't be voting for Trump this go-around". 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3470 You're late. Second door on the right. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3471 It's rude to knock. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3472 OK then, it's the last time I ask. Clean up your room! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3473 Well thanks, but we already have a landscape service. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3474 Didn't you know that my husband died unexpectedly last week? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3475 Sneakers? Am I supposed to run for my life? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3476 You have my vote. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3477 You think it's funny? Trick or treating at the hospital? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3478 My husband gave at the office. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3479 I spilled bleach on the cloak 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3480 No, I have never heard the saying, "Death be not over-dressed for a date". 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3481 Terminal fashion makeover: I'm your first and last stop. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3482 We haven't even bought any candy yet. Can you come back on the 31st? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3483 Sweats? You must be bored to death. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3484 I still only have the standard-color M&Ms. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3485 You obviously didn't hear about my new immunotherapy. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3486 It's over Greg. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3487 Don't be late. It's a school night. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
3488 I'm not going to start jogging now, even if it is all down hill. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3489 No, Donald, I don't want to be 'boned' by you. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
3490 What do you mean you're from Blue Cross Blue Shield. I thought I was locked into the Bronze plan! 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3491 I say just go with the hoodie. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
3492 My husband is in the back. He's the one you're looking for. 1.1548 0.05219 84 75 5 4
3493 You're late... By about forty years. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3494 You come here every Halloween like it'll lessen the blow, I'm telling you I'm not going until my husband does. 1.1548 0.05219 84 75 5 4
3495 Halloween is a ways off,but since you're here,the weeds need mowing . 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3496 What? Death arriving in sport shoes? Show some class! 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3497 you don't look anything like you tinder pic. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3498 My husband's laying in the back yard, ready for planting. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
3499 You may want to reconsider that costume if you plan on mingling at the party. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3500 It may be casual Fri, Mrs Wilson, but it's your time anyway. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
3501 I knew we'd be dancing, but I'm just not ready for hip hop. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3502 Casual Friday? I guess death does have its perks. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3503 You were here ten minutes ago wearing devil horns. I'M OUT OF REESE'S PIECES! 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
3504 Alice does not live here anymore. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3505 This is great, I work for the IRS! We're a sure thing! 1.1529 0.05160 85 76 5 4
3506 I told you those light-up sneakers would help. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3507 You took your time getting here. Don't you know there are thousands of immigrants who would kill to have your job? 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
3508 Are you my new landscaper? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3509 Seriously, a clown outfit would work better! 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3510 No, I don't want to see the Giants slaughter the Eagles. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3511 Funny, you don't look Jewish. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
3512 You can't even dress up for a funeral?! 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3513 No, I will not sign your petition to 'clean up the neighborhood.' 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3514 They send you for the millennials? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3515 So you say you are the Grim Rapper? 1.1463 0.05241 82 74 4 4
3516 I keep telling you, Harold, my mother's just stopping by for a few minutes! 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3517 Because I could not stop for death, he kindly stopped for me. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
3518 Sure, little Donald would love to go out and play. Hillary can't go though. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
3519 The hedge is out the back door. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3520 You are killing me, please take off your shoes! 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
3521 Sorry, but this occasion requires formal dress! 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3522 I'm not going anywhere with 'The Groovy Reaper'. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3523 The dating service said you wanted someone dressed fit to kill. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
3524 Yes, I am voting for a third party candidate. Why do you ask? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3525 Your late, he's already gone! 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3526 There's no such thing as casual dieday. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3527 I swear if you get one drop of blood on my good carpet... I'm outta here! 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3528 A scythe is just a scythe,...a case of do or die, as time goes by. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3529 Sorry, but there aren't any millennials at this address. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3530 Hi, Is Mr. Trump in? 1.1463 0.05241 82 74 4 4
3531 Really Death, now you're a slacker!!! 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3532 Yes, neighbors are complaining, but no, I won't hire you to cut the lawn. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3533 If you really are the one who handles yappy little dogs, then I have to ask where the hell you've been the last five or ten years. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3534 No, he can't come out and play. He's dead! 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3535 The Grim Reaper takes a Casual Day. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3536 And exactly WHERE have you been? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3537 I prefer "creative destruction reaper..." 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3538 You must be the millennial intern. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
3539 I worked with the grim reaper, he was my greatest nightmare, you are no grim reaper! 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3540 Am I overdressed? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3541 You're not the plumber! 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
3542 Thank goodness you're here: that crabgrass will be the death of me. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
3543 You're late. The coroner took him an hour ago, still kicking and screaming. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
3544 I can't believe I died on a Casual Friday. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
3545 Why don't you just file for divorce? 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
3546 I never expected you on casual Friday. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
3547 Just missed him -- he went up the staircase 30 minutes ago. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
3548 MY HUSBAND IS NOT HOME, COME BACK LATER. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3549 I was wondering when you'd come back begging. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3550 I was out jogging ma'am, so I thought I would just swing by. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3551 To tell you the truth I overreacted to early polls. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3552 You're really letting yourself go. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3553 You can't be Death. You're supposed to play chess, not jog! 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3554 My goodness!! You look like death warmed over 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
3555 You don't look so grim I'll take the trick. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3556 Alright, you can stay in the basement for a week, but after that, I want you out finding souls to reap! 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
3557 What kids took your candy? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3558 But he's part of your walking group. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3559 So this is one of our more specific CUTCO packages... 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
3560 Sorry, but the 13th floor is upstairs. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3561 Did you remember to pick up the milk? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3562 And I'm going to wait to speak with your father. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3563 You have a curfew, you know. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3564 ...more like the Grime Reaper, if you ask me. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3565 Well that explains the running shoes. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3566 Look dear, I don't mind the sicle, but the hoodie looks so threatening.... 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3567 I think you want Joan next door. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3568 ...but it's casual Friday 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
3569 Party Pooper. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3570 Would it kill you to dress up once in a while? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3571 Don't quit your day job, son. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3572 You appear more goth in person than on your Facebook profile. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3573 I'm just surprised the coach of the Patriots moonlights. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
3574 Yeah, I'm back... this election is sucking the life outta me. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3575 I knew someday you'd come, but I never expected you to look like my niece's boyfriend, Ted. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3576 It's about time. Your flyer says "30 minutes or it's free" 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3577 You've got some explaining to do. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
3578 You'll be the death of me, yet! 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3579 "Trick or treat?" Who the hell are you--Death Takes a Spa Day? 1.1463 0.05241 82 74 4 4
3580 That's really not a good way to start a lawn service business. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3581 No thank you. My husband does the weed whacking. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3582 You're late... I hope you have a good excuse? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3583 I feel like there's a crucial step we're missing. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3584 Good morning, ma'am. I'm your new life insurance agent. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3585 I challenge you to a game of mahjong. 1.1463 0.05241 82 74 4 4
3586 Taking a holiday...or just a casual day? 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
3587 You're rather untimely. I had to watch the Presidential debate with Harold. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
3588 This isn't what I had in mind when I suggested role-playing. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3589 So, you're lawn service? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3590 Oh, you're probably looking for the tailor down the hall. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3591 Well Mr. Dillon, it looks like our time is up for today. Same time next week? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3592 Cute hoodie. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3593 She's just getting dressed, she'll be out in a minute. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3594 I'm not certain that the Grim Rapper is a viable costume choice, Kevin... 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
3595 Despite the lack of effort on your costume, I'm still swaying on the side of 'treat'. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
3596 My daughter is just not ready for the kind of commitment you're looking for. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3597 You're fired. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
3598 She's running late for her date with you. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
3599 Oh, he got tired of waiting for you here. He said you can catch up with him at the track. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3600 I already gave at the Trump rally. 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
3601 Donald sent me 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
3602 You're late. He left for the office 15 minutes ago. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
3603 Do I look like Paul Ryan's credibility? 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
3604 When did you get the new hoodie? 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
3605 You're a little too old to be selling Girl Scout cookies, aren't you? 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3606 It's hard to take you seriously when you uptalk. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3607 I told you to become a doctor. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3608 "So where have you been this time? And don't you give me that reaping-is-hard-work line again". 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3609 You are early. The election is next month. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3610 You said dress professionally 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3611 Where have you been, son? You look like death warmed up. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3612 Skype. I said send me your Skype. 1.1375 0.05553 80 74 1 5
3613 "Are you here to kill the idea of normal Presidential elections? 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3614 You are a disgrace to your profession dressed like that and wearing Crocs with socks. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3615 Looks like we've both been hoodwinked this Halloween. 1.1375 0.05260 80 73 3 4
3616 You couldn't have gotten here before the primaries ended? 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3617 They said forty minutes or less or the pizza is free. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3618 What, ran out of clown outfits did they? 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3619 Okay if I have to guess, I'd say you either wandered too far from the farm or you're the millennial reaper. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3620 Trick or Treat? 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3621 Why don't we ever meet at my place? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3622 Just letting everyone know. I'll be running unopposed in the 2020 Presidential election. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3623 I'm rethinking my commitment to the Aitbnb thing. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3624 You lied. And you're late. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3625 Is that you, Charlie Brown? 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3626 You're too late. He died ice fishing. Not drowned, bored to death. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3627 Obamacare finally got me!! 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3628 No, we don't have a pencil sharpener. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3629 I'm like the other dude but a bit more chillaxed 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3630 Morty's Lawn Service? 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3631 Casual Friday, eh Grimmy? 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3632 I had some time to kill so I mowed the neighbors for free. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3633 I'll go with you if you tell me what that thing could do for my glutes. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3634 Larry, please comeback on the real Halloween. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3635 Be right back. Just give me a second to grab my running shoes and my Fitbit. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3636 You don't leave anything to chance. Unfortunately, I can't run in these shoes. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3637 It's been 10 years, Tom, and rekindling old sparks isn't exactly what you're known for. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3638 If you want supper, you will have to leave the scythe outside. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3639 Sorry, ran out of treats. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3640 Yes, that dang ice maker is on the blink again. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3641 I told you. You're not getting paid until the lawn is finished. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3642 'Kill me now' as an expression! 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3643 I won't be voting this year. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3644 So glad you do home delivery. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3645 Who sent you, Scooby or Shaggy? 1.1375 0.05260 80 73 3 4
3646 I'm sick and tired of your doom and gloom, and I just don't have time for it. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3647 Today's youth...can't they dress appropriately for a job? 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3648 No! You should have known he had an identical twin. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3649 Shaggy and Scooby aren't ready yet. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3650 His profile did say, "Looking for my partner in crime." 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3651 You're wearing THAT?? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3652 Hey, chill. I used the doorbell this time. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3653 What do you mean "They cured cancer"? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3654 When you return, wipe your feet. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3655 I totally slay 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3656 OK, you're grim. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3657 Alright already, we'll buy a snowblower. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3658 You're going out in a hoodie? Your funeral. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3659 THAT's not a clown! 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3660 Casual Friday, really? 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3661 "Grim Rapper"? Aren't you a little early for Halloween? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3662 You need more training yourself if you expect to catch any real runners. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3663 Just let me sweat the details. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3664 Sorry, it's just a house rule. No sweatpants allowed. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3665 What don't you understand about every other weekend? 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3666 What do you mean it's Casual Friday? 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3667 Hoodie lives matter? 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3668 What do you mean, you're here to cut my corn stalks? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3669 How did you recognize me? 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3670 Actually I'm too busy right now. Could you come back another time? 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3671 I thought this was a date. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3672 I do like the new look but think you want old lady Jones down the hall. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3673 So...is tip already included in the app, or what? 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3674 Mr. Zimmerman is not home right now. And who may I say is calling? 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3675 Sorry, I ate all the candy watching the debates. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3676 Ditch the hoodie. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3677 You are too late, my husband, Bill, died last week! 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3678 Whatever it is, we're not buying! 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3679 Huh. It must be casual Friday. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3680 Can you cut a rug? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3681 He just left to catch a flight to Samarra. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3682 You mean if your parents voted early, it's okay for you to trick-or-treat early? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3683 Sorry, I'm already late. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3684 Would it kill you to call? Your dinner is on the table, it's cold. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3685 You're not a clown, I'm not scared. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3686 Afraid to show your face for your candidate? 1.1375 0.05553 80 74 1 5
3687 I was expecting you an hour ago, what kind of customer service is this? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3688 Trick or what? - Halloween isn't for 2 more weeks. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3689 I don't care whether you 'rap' or 'reap,' this is a 'no hoodie' zone! 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3690 You don't scare me, I just saw creepy Bozo. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3691 We have all the insurance we need, and let me add that your taste is atrocious. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3692 Could I maybe interest you in some Thin Mints? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3693 Dammit Neil, how many times do I have to tell you that tools go in the garage? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3694 Sorry. He is at the gym. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3695 Death, in the gig economy. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3696 Death, if you want to act young , then try hanging with young people. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3697 Sorry, but I just bought a robotic lawnmover. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3698 Oh come in, you're just in time for dinner! 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3699 You don’t look anything like your profile on Myth.com. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3700 you're too late-he's already gone 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3701 Yes, I apologize Madam. My good outfit is in the wash. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3702 Whatever happened to a sense of occasion? 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3703 So, your canvassing for both partys? 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3704 No, Kanye, just - no. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3705 He'll be down in a second; but I've got first dibs on the X-Box 1.1375 0.05260 80 73 3 4
3706 Rude of you to show up at my doorstep without texting first. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3707 This is 3B. The Great Barrier Reef is the next floor up. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3708 I know it's Halloween son, but I told you not to come home 'til you have a job. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3709 Can't you find someone more deserving? Maybe like someone who's gonna vote? 1.1375 0.05260 80 73 3 4
3710 So your plan is to make America great again? Right! 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3711 (Sigh) "You're late." 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3712 any other time... you're late 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3713 You're late for dinner. And what is Aleppo? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3714 I don't care if it is casual Friday, you could have put some effort into it! 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3715 I'm sorry, but I said I was a fan of "Def" Jam. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3716 His rally's next door. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3717 Would you mind just coming back later? I have some reports I can't be late on. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3718 You're wearing THAT to your inauguration? 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3719 Stand up straight, like me! 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3720 I stopped watching Bergman films a long time ago. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3721 This year we're offering thin mints, tagalongs, and do-si-dos. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3722 I have to say, that's the worst Halloween outfit I've ever seen. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3723 Sure thing my ass. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3724 I don't care what Trump said young man, you cannot terrorize the neighbors. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3725 We haven't paid taxes in decades, so yes, I'm certain you're at the wrong luxury apartment. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3726 Is this a robo call?? 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3727 Where have YOU been all my life? 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3728 In this house scythe does matter! 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3729 you're a day late - we sit shiva tonite 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3730 These costumes get stranger every single year. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3731 No you can't borrow my WiFi password. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3732 No thanks, I already ordered one on 'Amazon'. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3733 I thought Trump pulled his campaign out of Virginia. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3734 Well, at least you found job. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3735 Sorry, we're all knitters here. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3736 Can you come back in an hour?I'm watching the debates. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3737 Nice try on the Casual Friday costume, but your scythe is a dead giveaway. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3738 Looking for the river Styx? 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3739 I'm sorry, there are no "slackers" living in this house. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3740 He's not ready. He hasn't finished doing his taxes yet. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3741 I get this all the time since they haven't changed the lobby directory. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3742 You're early. And, the invitation said "Traditional Dress". 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3743 You're late; have you been harvesting Pokémon again? 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3744 Sorry, I gave at the office. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3745 The irony is you're grounded. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3746 Oh, and stay away from the clowns. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3747 Wearing a tie wouldn't kill you, Jack. 1.1375 0.05260 80 73 3 4
3748 Don't be alarmed. My name's Jim. Jim Reaper. Grim is just my uncle. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3749 I dont care if you were at the library with your friends. I expect you to be home by 10 PM. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3750 We are not interested in your encyclopedia. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3751 Somehow I think I'll pull through. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3752 Not only are you at the wrong address but you also have the wrong era. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3753 Is that your new putter? 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3754 Lose the hoodie and I'll deal with you November 8. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3755 I forgot my Fitbit. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3756 I don't care what you're wearing Frank. I still don't believe you were at the gym. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3757 Come back when you're much older. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3758 I didn't cheat you! 1.1375 0.05260 80 73 3 4
3759 I'm all out of candy this year 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3760 I gave at the office! Remember? Fred? The copy machine? The explosion? 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3761 Gee, thanks so much for dressing up for the occasion. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3762 Aren't you a little young to be a Grim Reaper? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3763 I understand you're trying to modernize, but the app said you'd be here three hours ago. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3764 Yes, I know he's late. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3765 I'm the new gardener 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3766 Thank goodness! Your father would have died if you had joined a gang! 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3767 Mrs. Reaper, this was out on the lawn again. I almost killed myself tripping over it. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3768 I'm honored you asked, but I really don't have time to be in the Grunge Reaper's posse, I'm already in Oprah's book club and have Zumba twice a week. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3769 No, your neighbor was not home. Would you come with me, please? 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3770 You're here for my husband in sweats and sneakers?!? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3771 It's past your curfew. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3772 In that schlumpy outfit, no one would fear the reaper! 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3773 I really appreciate you lending me that scythe, you're a life saver. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3774 They're calling it Deathleisure. It's the next big thing. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3775 You are late again, Steve! Your job is not a matter of life and death. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3776 So you're the Bastard that killed Nana! 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3777 No, Mikey still cannot come out to play! 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3778 Not now! The debate is about to begin. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3779 I'm sorry, we had an argument, and he left and did not leave a forwarding address 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3780 Hi. You should have been here an hour ago after I got home from work. My heels were killing me, but I switched to loafers to fix dinner. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3781 Is that you, Donald? 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3782 It may be rent stabilized, but just ask the doorman how much he'll miss my holiday cookies. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3783 A plague you say. Late nights out because of high demand you say. Now I find out they discovered a cure months ago! 1.1375 0.05260 80 73 3 4
3784 That's a shame about the old paper boy. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3785 Oh good, you got my text: weed wacker's in the repair shop. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3786 Don't expect a tip; you were 15 minutes late! 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3787 Actually, he's on neighborhood watch, tonight! 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3788 Love to help you, but just harvested the crops! 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3789 I'm no good and young. Now what? 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3790 Not now, I just registered to vote today! 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
3791 Do you have a shovel? 1.1358 0.04892 81 73 5 3
3792 Grim Reaper???? Is that some kind of candy? 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
3793 I gave at the office, my husband's dead 1.1358 0.04892 81 73 5 3
3794 No telling what's going to be on the other side of that door. 1.1358 0.04892 81 73 5 3
3795 Tappa tappa tappa...Muss be da Grim Rappa 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3796 He saw you coming. But if you hurry, with those shoes, you can catch him. And stand straight, take your hand out of your pocket and go back to the old hoodie. The new look isn't working. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
3797 You seem a bit old for trick or treating this year. Time to retire your scythe. 1.1358 0.04892 81 73 5 3
3798 Yes, I do think I will be including the elliptical in his estate sale. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
3799 You're pretty old for a freshman. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
3800 The tarot card reader said I had until 90, I'm not going anywhere until I get a refund! 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3801 And I suppose you went to kill 'Jake from State Farm' again??... 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
3802 I mean, I do respect a sensible shoe. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3803 What is this? Casual Friday? 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3804 You look like hot death. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3805 Thank goodness you knocked before the election! 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3806 You left your "Do Not Resuscitate" sign in your cloak. 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
3807 Will you leave if I just give you all of my Halloween candy? 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3808 How many times must I tell you, Donald Trump lives next door! 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3809 Don't tell me. Your father is drunk at the bar again. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3810 If you want to do some reaping, try Central Park. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3811 Waze did say it was the fastest route. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3812 I still want to know how you got in here because this building doesn't allow solicitors. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3813 The Grim Rapper? Def Death? Cheeba Cropper? OK, who are you? 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3814 I didn't know it was casual Friday. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3815 Who was she? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3816 You killed that door knock. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3817 No, Scooby and Shaggy aren't here. Try the Mystery Machine. 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
3818 I'd say this is my lucky day, Grim Rapper. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3819 What happened to your Cubs hoodie? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3820 You look like a Clown in that outfit! 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
3821 What? Trick or treat already! 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3822 Sorry, Death moved to the other side of town. 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
3823 It might be a good idea to rethink your Halloween costume choice 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3824 Forget your keys? 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3825 I think we should schedule some Facetime. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3826 Consumer feedback said the robe didn't help Death seem relatable. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3827 A steady job, and you're still not ready to live of your own? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3828 Oh yeah? Then show me some I.D.O.A.... 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3829 We don't allow hoodies in here and that's final! 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3830 Stiff at last? 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3831 I guess you need your exercise, but you could've at least showered. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3832 My, that looks sharp. My husband will be back in an hour. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3833 No thanks. I've changed my mind about the Groupon Boot Camp fitness session. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3834 I told you that girl would be the death of you. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3835 Wear your hearing aids! I said be Jack Reacher not the Grim Reaper. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3836 Kol Nidre is TOMORROW night, you jerk. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3837 Oh is it that time --Trick or treat? I'll take the treat! 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3838 Look, you can't scare me. I did NOT order the pizza. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3839 I'm sorry we already have a landscaper. Try next door. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3840 Well, I'll be Faulknered. It appears my past is never dead. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3841 You want Henry. He's out back. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3842 I don't care if it is casual Friday. If you had any self-respect, you wouldn't be seen dead in that. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3843 That's OK. I'll meet him at the skate park. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3844 You'll have to come back. He hit the hay about an hour ago and is dead to the world. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3845 Honey, I think the wifi is going down again. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3846 Gee, sorry lady. I'm not a trick-or-treater. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3847 Come on in! You must be half dead from the cold! 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3848 I'm a supporter of the Second Amendment, but this is ridiculous! 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3849 Tractor break down ... or a little chilly on the south 40? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3850 He's in the shower. Would you like a cup of coffee while you wait? 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
3851 You can't fool me--you don't look anything like Max von Sydow. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3852 If you're trying to make this 'hip'.....epic fail. 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
3853 You are a couple weeks early. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3854 Fred, Daphne, Shaggy...come help me pull the mask of this ne'er-do-well. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3855 What is this........a sythe joke? 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3856 Dressed for a cold day in hell. January 20, 2017 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3857 Bill and Ted aren't home. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3858 Welcome to Scythe-Sharpening-for-the-Grim-Trade. May I ask who referred you? 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
3859 Would have killed you to dress like you listen to Sinatra? 1.1266 0.05211 79 73 2 4
3860 White is he new black 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3861 I'm sorry I cheated on you and if the roles were reversed, I would feel like hell too. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3862 Your shoes are a dead give away! 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3863 He's not home right now, but if you would like to have a seat... 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3864 I am all set with life insurance 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3865 What do you mean doctors are evil? 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3866 You can come in if you take off that hoodie. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3867 His campaign is across the street. 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
3868 C'mon in, you're a whole lot better than Trump or Hillary. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3869 Don't worry - this time I'm coming as a tax collector. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3870 What's up with casual Friday? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3871 You can get up in my grill all you want, but not tonight - I have book club. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3872 You're no scythe for sore eyes. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3873 We give regularly at the office. 1.1266 0.05211 79 73 2 4
3874 Can I ax yaw a question? 1.1266 0.05211 79 73 2 4
3875 Don't look so grim. I already paid my taxes. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3876 I don’t care what day of the week it is—I won’t be seen going out with a slob. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3877 Aren't you a little early for Halloween? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3878 Can't we negotiate this deductible with your agency before you run off ? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3879 The sweats are so not grim, Sonny! 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3880 Haven't you heard? The Donald says death and taxes can now be avoided! 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3881 Nanook, are you seriously going to go ice fishing with that thing? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3882 No thanks, I already have one of those thingies. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3883 I know that you are comfortable with the wardrobe, but if you still want to live under our roof, you will have to find a job that pays better. 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
3884 Drop the hoody if you're coming inside 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3885 Sorry, they were out of Pizza Man costumes and it was this or The Donald 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3886 You can have my flip cell phone but not my VCR 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3887 You lack the countenance for the job -- be gone ! 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3888 How dare you interrupt my bridge party! 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3889 Game night is Tuesday! 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3890 You can't scare me, Grim Rapper. I'm a liberal. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3891 Tell the neighbors you are have converted to Amish, not that you are going to Alaska to hunt baby seals. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3892 honestly, I'm tired of hearing Obamacare is bad for business 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3893 It's Blue Oyster Cult and I won't turn it down. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3894 ‘Sure, take your time. It’s Casual Friday.' 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3895 Try using your right hand. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3896 George Zimmerman? He lives in the house across the street. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3897 Good morning, Ma’am! Lucifer Lawn Mowing @ your service… 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3898 Death panels are soooooo 2008 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3899 Would you mind keeping it down? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3900 I have a roach problem, 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3901 I'm here for the casual sowing club 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3902 Great Halloween costume dear,but where is bag for candy? 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
3903 You just missed him, he's out cultivating his organic began diet and then competing in an Iron Man Competition. Care for some beet juice while you wait ? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3904 I told you to dress casual because we ain't gonna need fancy clothes for where we're going. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3905 Sorry, I already cancelled my Comcast. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3906 You scythe the song begins, you speak and I hear violins, it's tragic! 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
3907 Reggie, I've accepted the hoodie but now you've gone to far. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3908 How's the Democrat voter registration drive going? 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3909 You were supposed to be here 2 hours ago. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3910 Why does everyone else get formal and I get casual? Is there a number I can call? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3911 ''I think your Killer Clown outfit will have a bigger impact this year." 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3912 I get it. You're "bad to the bone." 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3913 Sorry buddy! You're too late. I just gave at the office. 1.1266 0.05211 79 73 2 4
3914 I was hoping hip-hop would die by now, like disco did, before becoming the death of me. 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
3915 A scythe, huh. Couldn't you have thought of something less retro? 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3916 I'm surprised you didn't get arrested carrying that thing. People are very nervous these days. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3917 He had an appointment in Samarra. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3918 We haven't got our Halloween Candy ready yet! 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3919 Make a sales pitch, this world isn’t looking so good. 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
3920 I do organic lawn care without added hormones, antibiotics, or gasoline. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3921 You look much thinner in your personal ad photo. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3922 Sorry, Dave's not here. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3923 You can't scare me into voting for a man who spray-tans his private parts. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3924 No thank you. We don't want any. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3925 Sorry, we're running aabout 20 years late! 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3926 Task Rabbit hired you? 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
3927 I might go along with it if the hoodie and the shoes were black. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3928 Dying on casual Friday offers no dignity for this event. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3929 Just give me the turtleneck, lady, and we don't have a problem. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3930 I said "Pickles!" 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3931 I've got a bone to pick with you. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3932 I told you, I am not interested in buying bibles nor scythes. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3933 Do they have ping pong and free snacks? 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3934 I don't agree. Black scythes don't matter. 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
3935 I told him to wear a sweater when he left, so you don't have to rub it in my face. 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
3936 You´re a couple of months early, and I think the costume´s too grim. 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
3937 Care for a game of ping pong first? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3938 You should know, I don't kiss on the lips. 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
3939 You don't look old enough to be a Grim Reaper, but he'll be back in ten minutes 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3940 Sorry, I do not make campaign contributions. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3941 When I want you to remove my husband, I will call you!! 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3942 Why, I’ll gladly contribute to reap prevention. 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
3943 The lawnmower ran out of gas. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3944 No scythes in the house! 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3945 Are you kidding me?! He moved two months ago! 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3946 Relax, I’m the good one. The other guy wants to grab your pussy. 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
3947 When I said we should flirt more this was not what I had in mind. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3948 I already have life insurance. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3949 I'm certain too. Taxes is grounded for the weekend. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3950 No, he's not home right now. He's performing at Old-chella. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3951 You don't scare me. Grim Reapers don't wear white hoodies. 1.1266 0.05211 79 73 2 4
3952 Oh, shoot! The costume made me think you were just a trick-or-treater. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3953 I don't suppose you have my Blue Apron? 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3954 It's pronounced "scythe," and you're not bringing it into the apartment. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3955 My final offer: Bernie will be back from the Rotary at 10:30, and as a "best costume" award, you can eat all the remaining Halloween candy while you're waiting. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3956 So which political party do you represent? 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3957 Considering it was the last thing I'd do, I should've checked the App Store reviews. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3958 Do you think this will displace the Creepy Clown meme? 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
3959 The zombie wheat reaping is NEXT Tuesday. 1.1250 0.04831 80 73 4 3
3960 A penny for your thoughts. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3961 Death has come for me? Don't you mean Death has come for Milk Duds? 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
3962 Sorry, not interested. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3963 Liberal democracy can't come out to play right now. 1.1250 0.05148 80 74 2 4
3964 Did you make an appointment? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3965 Aren't you a bit old for trick or treating? 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
3966 I told you about hoodies. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
3967 Is that what you're wearing? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3968 If you've finished with the wheat field, there's a bunch of clover that needs attention. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3969 Just because I was wearing a hoodie, the cops profiled me! 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3970 Where have you been? I guess the only certain thing is taxes. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
3971 delivery.... for room 666? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3972 It's about time you got that grass cut! 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
3973 Catfished again. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
3974 No, I don't need my wheat fields thrashed. I've gone gluten free. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3975 Where's my pizza? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3976 Where have you been, Donald 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
3977 Right, you're cool now. That's what they all say. 1.1250 0.04831 80 73 4 3
3978 I already voted by mail, but soon you will have more reasons to be grim. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
3979 Wait a second - you're not the prostitute I ordered.... 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
3980 No. I told you "This time, get the right 'size'". 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
3981 Cute, but if you don't want to mow the lawn,just say so. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3982 Anubis can't come out and play. He's been a bad dog. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
3983 trick or treat give me candy or say good by 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
3984 A golden retriever, huh? Well, in case I see him, what's your address? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
3985 You're too young looking for this job, just like my doctor. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
3986 Welcome home, son 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
3987 How about he wins the last game? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
3988 You don't look grim just stupid in that outfit. Get lost, loser. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
3989 Death-you are not proud. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
3990 Dr. Denton of Death, I presume? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
3991 Try using a rake. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
3992 We're Christians; we don't do Halloween. Go next-door. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
3993 You're reapulsive. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
3994 For God's sake, you guys aren't even dressing up anymore? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
3995 So much for all those TGIFs! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
3996 My husband already gave at the office. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
3997 I still think you should have taken the tele-marketing gig. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
3998 Hi, Ma'am! Is your husband home? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
3999 Go away, Halloween is not for another two weeks and one day 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4000 Mr. Trump has been awaiting you 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4001 "I guess I'm late! 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4002 In my day, we used to shovel snow for pocket money! 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4003 You're early! Wouldn't he open the door? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4004 You're late! You're not going dressed like that! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4005 I'm just going to stand my ground. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4006 Wipe your feet if you've been hanging out down by the Styx. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4007 You're late! He has been telling me over and over how he doesn't have to follow that diet. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4008 Sorry Grim, I don't think I'll be able to fit dying into my schedule today. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4009 Come back tomorrow I have one more sweater to knit 1.1169 0.04882 77 71 3 3
4010 I'm not paying in advance; you haven't even planted the daisies. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4011 When you open the door and karma comes a knockin 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4012 I know you're in there. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4013 I'm G.Reaper , I called about your rental . 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4014 Tell me when you audition for a Tim Burton film, OK? 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4015 Nice try—but Halloween was last week. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4016 Don't worry, I'm just here for the book club. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4017 I don't care that you're freaking out the neighbor kids. Get back out there and finish harvesting our wheat! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4018 Not quite the Axe Effect I was hoping for 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4019 I hope that thing is sharp, I have lots of pruning that needs to be done. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4020 "Your father already made a pickup yesterday". 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4021 A feeling of dread crept over Marcy, as though she were somehow already behind on her Christmas shopping. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4022 You'll have to come back later; I'm not caught up on all my email. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4023 You are a little early for Halloween. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4024 It's not Casual Friday -- you can just go home and change into proper business attire! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4025 You might not be to young for Death, But i am too young to die. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4026 He just left to pay his taxes. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4027 I'm not very happy about the way you cut the grass last week, please see if you can get it shorter today. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4028 No, I haven't deconstructed the meaning of Halloween! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4029 I told you to wear something warmer. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4030 Sorry, but my computer died last week. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4031 I mean honestly, the Spirit of Christmas Future? It isn't even November. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4032 You mean to tell me tbat you didn't have time to get your cloak out of the dry cleaners? 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4033 Isn't it a bit early for Halloween? 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4034 You're a little late, he's on the campaign trail! 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4035 The witch trial is next door. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4036 Sorry, I had requested the groundskeeper 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4037 I don't know the casual Friday look is trending. This is more grim rapper. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4038 I just got this sensible haircut 1.1169 0.04882 77 71 3 3
4039 Yeah, well the hoodie is a nice touch. But nobody uses sickles anymore. You might want to get a John Deere Harvester? 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4040 I think North Palm Beach would be a better fit for me. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4041 Whatever, Trump has got the four horseman around the corner. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4042 If you’re from TaskRabbit, I hope you brought an Allen wrench for the bookshelves. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4043 Can you come back during business hours? 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4044 Now we even have Hipster Death? It really is time for me to go. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4045 IF YOU'RE WITH THE BLOOD MOBILE, I GAVE LAST WEEK. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4046 The casual look doesn't really hide your true intentions Bob. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4047 Coming on Fridays now, huh? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4048 I imagine you charge by the hour too. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4049 How many times have I told you to make sure you have your keys before leaving the house? 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4050 You'll find him at the office working for the Trump campaign 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4051 Go home and tell your kids black licorice is as much a Halloween treat as chocolate ! 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4052 That's NOT what Vanity Fair meant when they said to update traditional work clothes! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4053 So, you're Grim's dim reaper in the 'hood. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4054 But if I went for a jog right now, I would have a heart-attack! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4055 I thought you were going as Shaggy? 1.1169 0.05220 77 72 1 4
4056 Fred? Daphne? Shaggy? I think another clue just showed up the door! 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4057 I want full disclosure 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4058 Winthrop, take off that ridiculous hoodie. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4059 I can't wait to tell my friends about your Website. Harold's in the TV room. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4060 You're early....my Harry is still in hospice. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4061 To appear less intimidating, Grim donned the attire of a teenager. His mother was not impressed. She doesn't fear The Reaper. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4062 Not now ... I just matched on tinder 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4063 Print is not here. Better luck next time. 1.1169 0.04882 77 71 3 3
4064 If you're looking for Sally, she's down the hall. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4065 I told your father that you missed trimming the hedges last time 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4066 Your embarrassing wardrobe will be the death of me! 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4067 You need to put a little more effort into your costume 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4068 You again? Just let me finish my coffee. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4069 You're early, trick or treat isn't until the 31st. 1.1169 0.04882 77 71 3 3
4070 It's part of the new Ingmar Bergman Stand Your Ground Law. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4071 Are you the hedge trimmer? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4072 I'm so sorry. I just bought some cookies. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
4073 Don't you think you're a bit old to be abusing Casual Friday privileges? 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
4074 Well, I am impressed! The shoes, the scythe, the pocket pool -- a true cross trainer. Anyway, the cable guy already left. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4075 I'm all out of goodies will cash be ok? 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
4076 Wrong address. George Zimmerman lives next door. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
4077 [Leave This Space Blank To Drive Readers Crazy] 1.1154 0.05155 78 73 1 4
4078 I'm not sure that the retirement home will appreciate your particular brand of irony. 1.1154 0.04821 78 72 3 3
4079 I hare Casual Diedays! 1.1154 0.04821 78 72 3 3
4080 Sorry, St. Peter mowed the lawn yesterday. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4081 The Boss says I can dress casually on Friday. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4082 I'm sorry; I get all my news online. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4083 I know you're an imposter. The real dude wears Nikes. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4084 Of all the unexpected pop ins! 1.1067 0.04867 75 70 2 3
4085 So I'm not wearing the robe. Quit death shaming! 1.1067 0.04867 75 70 2 3
4086 For the last time, keep up with your laundry. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4087 I can identify that knock from anywhere. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4088 I'm here to slash your taxes." "Thanks, but I'm still not going to vote for you. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4089 He just flew out of here like a bat out of hell! 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4090 Do you even think i believe you got stuck in traffic? 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4091 Criminy, you would have to show up on a casual Friday! 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4092 Can we count on your support in the upcoming election? Together, we can make America great again. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4093 You must be from the Geek Squad. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4094 Why the long face? 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4095 Oh, it's you. I thought you would be someone else. Hmmmm, is it alright if you take me after the Pizza man comes? 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4096 You're here to reap the snow? 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4097 Sorry, Halloween is still 4 weeks away. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4098 No, I won't be interested in a subscription! 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4099 MY number's up? Nonsense. Now you go right back to the Carnegie Deli and apologize. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4100 'I ordered pizza.' 'That's right. You did.' 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4101 You're past curfew, mister. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4102 Checks in the mail. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4103 no I won't vote for Donald Trump 1.1067 0.04867 75 70 2 3
4104 Sickle and cythe association is one floor up 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4105 No, I already have one that's just sitting on the shelf collecting dust. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4106 Sorry, wrong address. I'm vegan. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4107 You are late! Couldn't you dress up a little? 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4108 Take some candies. But I am not buying that you can also mow for $20. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4109 The sharing economy may have gone too far. I can't tell if you're here to claim a soul, or harvest wheat. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4110 Yes, I heard on Nextdoor that you were around. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4111 I just saw the news. I told you HANNAH Walters, not Anna. 1.1067 0.05224 75 71 0 4
4112 Hey, it's your Uber Moment of Reckoning, am finally here. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4113 Nice Halloween disguise, but the scythe's a dead giveaway! 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4114 No good, with that sweat suit your grim is not showing. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4115 I thought the whole door-to-door thing died out a long time ago. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4116 Are you the gentleman caller? Well, well, there's no body here. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4117 Going 'green' on the weeds again? 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4118 By the way, thanks for dressing for the occasion... 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4119 Mr. Peterson, as I told your wife, I've no need for a human weed whacker. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4120 As soon as I'm there I'll be telling your Gramps about this. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4121 Not even this can save you, Donald. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4122 Good afternoon ma'am, do you have a moment to discuss the decline in the scythe trade? 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4123 An ironic Halloween costume. You're over-thinking the holiday, son. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4124 I'm glad your Brooklyn based, hipster lanscaping business is doing well but that doesn't change things, we're through. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4125 Blue Bell. Why? 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4126 Darn it. Catfished again! 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4127 So, "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have" is pointless in your line of work. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4128 You know, you might have a bigger effect that you planned. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4129 Come back when you have a warrant, comrade. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4130 Meh--the alt-right trolls just now were scarier. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4131 Sorry, wrong house. You're next week. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4132 Oh yeah, you blend. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4133 It's Friday ... Casual Day. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4134 Sorry, he just left for Samarra 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4135 As a woman who lives in suburban Philadelphia, t will take more than a veiled threat to get my vote 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4136 No, I didn't order it. You want the sixth seal next door. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4137 Trick or treat? Some choice! 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4138 Mr. Trump, Halloween isn't for two more weeks. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4139 You just missed him, if you run you can catch him 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4140 I'm not letting him go with you until you put on a proper cloak and show some damned respect. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4141 Well that's just too bad for you! You reap what you sow. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4142 Sorry Trayvon, Zimmerman doesn't live here. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4143 I told you not to drink and drive. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4144 Sorry, no uninvited guests.please. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4145 Your hoodie may give people the wrong impression. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4146 Sorry, not today, your workouts will kill me... 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4147 Death be not proud... 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4148 NO No My husband mows the yard. 1.1067 0.04867 75 70 2 3
4149 Oh yeah? Well, my idea of a great poem is "Death Be Not Schlumperdik." 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4150 You just missed him, he went to get ice cream with Thanatos. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4151 I'm here asking for your vote. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4152 The mugger look is your idea of blending in, is it? 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4153 Nice Harold, but it's Halloween not New Years! 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4154 What gave you away? 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4155 Can we wait until the election? 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4156 Poindexter, you're slouching again. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4157 Dad, I've told you a million times, I don't like popsicles! 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4158 Does it come in any other color? 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4159 Yes I know what candidate he supports, but you'll have to come back he actually went to the debate. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4160 I have been waiting for 39 years, Jerry. 1.1067 0.04867 75 70 2 3
4161 Was the store all out of Ken Bone costumes? 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4162 Don't fear me, ma'am. I'm with Blue Oyster Cult. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4163 I think I left my robe at your place. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4164 Guess I shouldn't have watched the second Presidential Debate afterall. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4165 Glad your here. Might be hard to pry out of Donald's hands, but the campaign is definitely dead. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4166 Do you want candy or cookies for you Halloween basket? 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4167 Too late, I gave at the office 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4168 I may have fibromyalgia, sleep apnea, and chronic post-nasal drip, but otherwise I've still got a heap o' livin' to do, pal! 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4169 Well, I don't think your my dead ringer at all! 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4170 I don't care if it's Casual Friday. I'm not going out with you dressed like that! 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4171 Halloween isn't till next week! 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4172 You're the first one to the party. Do you mind waiting outside the door till the others show up? 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4173 What, he's sending a Taskrabbit now? 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4174 I expected you after the first debate, but now is as good as any as I don't think I can watch the third.....We're all doomed anyway. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4175 Picky, picky... You're still late for dinner. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4176 Trick or treat? Vacectomy anyone? 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4177 I was hoping I could borrow your scythe sharpener. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4178 I think you're overdressed for scything. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4179 You are not 20 anymore death, its time for you to move out. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4180 You're late. Ha Ha! get it? Late? Death? Late? Ha Ha Ha... OK, it wasn't THAT funny, so whaddya gonna do, kill me? 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4181 I'm thinking of extending your curfew. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4182 Let me guess, Fred the Reaper. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4183 Tinder said that you like hoodies , has a passive personality , and constantly contacts famous people? 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4184 No, I don't have a spare iPhone charger. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4185 Your ‘’Uber economy’ tale of woe notwithstanding, ‘Kyle’, I think I get to be just a little more disappointed here. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4186 Grim? Wait 'til you see your father... 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4187 I'm not going anywhere with you until you finish shoveling the snow off my sidewalk. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4188 What happened in Vegas, stays in Vegas. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4189 This is not what I meant when I told you I wanted a casual relationship and that scythe matters! 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4190 And all this time, I thought it was Life that was like a marathon. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4191 He wanted to extend his apologies for pullin' you away from your workout! 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4192 Why don't you usu the damned weed wacker instead? 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4193 Not wearing this season's 'new black"? 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4194 Where have you been? Your dad's been gone for two years. 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
4195 Robert Frost? Oh, he's in the other room. Hold on, I'll get him. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4196 You're late again! You're father is never late. 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
4197 Sorry, we already have a lawn service. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4198 I told you before, he left saying he was going to hitchhike to someplace called Perdition 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4199 Really? How do you expect people to take you seriously as a Trump Election Observer looking like that? 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4200 You're supposed to be grim .....not, glum! 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4201 "I'm Georgia Zimmerman". 1.1053 0.04805 76 71 2 3
4202 Ma'am, Do you have a second to talk about jehovah witness and it's great followers? 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4203 Really, why do you feel like you have to pick on me? 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4204 I didn't say Netflix and kill! 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
4205 This Halloween will get you all treats and no tricks. 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
4206 I'm still not paying you that $20. 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
4207 You lost the debate again? 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4208 There must be a mistake. I entered The "Readers" Digest Sweepstakes. With a "d" ! ! ! 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4209 Isn't this taking the gig economy just a bit too far? 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
4210 Oh ... So NOW, you are willing to open up? 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4211 I'm sun safe, no carbon footprint, front and back. 20 bucks. 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
4212 Maybe they think you're just too laid back 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
4213 The true story: "I'm afraid he's out, running an ultra-marathon in Samara." 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4214 I was hoping you would have already killed the athleisure trend. 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
4215 Are you sure you can hack my daughter's emails? 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4216 Are you going to come in? 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4217 I know, but everyone who is not a guest comes to the back door. 1.1053 0.04805 76 71 2 3
4218 I've already told you: YES, we voted! 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4219 Take a deep breath - you're in a safe space. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4220 Sorry, I don't play chess. 1.1053 0.04805 76 71 2 3
4221 You want to borrow a lacrosse stick? 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4222 Do you have time today to meet our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ? 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
4223 Okay, enough of the Crossfit. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4224 If you're here for the desktop, too late. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4225 That work out routine you're on will add years to your life. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4226 Yeah, the crispy creases in your sweatsuit tell me I'm not going anywhere, son. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4227 If you're going to wear a hoodie, you need to update the dance. 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
4228 My cooking may be bad but it's not THAT bad. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4229 You're late getting home. I'm glad you got a head start! 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4230 If you're the ghost of Halloween Future, tell me which neighborhood kid is going to egg my house next year. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4231 Honey, don't you think you're too old to to do this? 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4232 How Liberals see the racist Grim Reaper. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4233 Sorry to reschedule but the doctor said Grandma isn't due until Monday. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4234 Sorry, George isn't home yet. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4235 No matter who wins the election, I may be ready for you. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4236 So you're Lulu Lemon. 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
4237 I said to come back in two weeks. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4238 I wasn't expecting you on the same day that I get audited by the IRS. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4239 Where's the pizza? The review said it was killer! 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4240 Can I charge this 'hit' to a credit card? 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
4241 Change your clothes into something more appropriate and then we can talk. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4242 Let me guess ... ghost of the Grim Reaper? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4243 I don't think it's no big deal. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4244 You look fetching in street wear . 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4245 Isn't a sweatsuit a little warm for where you are going? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4246 So..how was practice ? So...how was practice ? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4247 I will have none of that attitude in my house, young man! 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
4248 How kind of you to stop by. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4249 I hope that suit's not asbestos. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4250 Good! You came to mow the lawn? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4251 I told you, I'm not interested in your 'Hint of Death' perfume. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4252 Oh dear Grim Reaper !, you scare me less than a Republican without a scythe. 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
4253 Weren't you a member of Blue Oyster Cult back in the seventies? 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4254 Aren't you supposed to be chilling, not chill? 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4255 I see you've picked up on the athleisure trend. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4256 Hi. Is your husband home? 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4257 This is NOT a funny happy-birthday-o-gram! 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4258 You don't have to impress me with your street cred, but, yeah, robes are such overkill. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4259 That "locker room" bus is taking us all down! 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4260 That's a grim looking Halloween costume! 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
4261 Go to your doom! 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4262 There you go again--separating the wheat from the chaff. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4263 I am ready to start the yard work 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4264 I don’t think about death that often, but when I do, I know it’s going to be some weird way. I’m probably going to die, like from the hiccups or tripping on air. Please try again later. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4265 The Clinton ground game is amazing. 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
4266 No. Wrong address. The "Candidate" lives next door. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4267 Boy, that last hill took a lot out of you. 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
4268 Maggie Spencer, why couldn't you at least answer any of my texts? 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
4269 donald trump 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4270 Wassup, brah. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4271 Meanwhile, somewhere in Latvia: What did I tell you about scything after dark? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4272 You had your chance 20 years ago, when I stayed home from the prom and you stood me up. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4273 But you were supposed to be wearing a clown mask 1.0946 0.04779 74 70 1 3
4274 Ya know, my husband was a hedge fund manager when he was alive. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4275 We slice our own bananas. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4276 You're Lucky you didn't get pulled over !!! 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
4277 We won't need the lawn scythed until next spring. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4278 I like your hoodie. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4279 Iif you would just change your outfit once in a while, maybe you could be more persuasive. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4280 Wrong condo they moved months ago! 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4281 Hey there, big boy. 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
4282 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4283 Wearing a hoodie will make the cops worry that you have a concealed weapon 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4284 You can come in but you'll need to park your cycle outside. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4285 I sent my 1040 by mail. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4286 Really, Fred, a hoodie and sickle? Am I to guess, you're either taking me to an old folks home or a hamburger joint for dinner? Right? 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
4287 No, my garden is not dying. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4288 Hey mom, I've decided what my second Ph. D is going to be in. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4289 I thought you were bringing a friend for dinner 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4290 YOU HEARD ME, ONE MORE STEP AND I WILL PUT THAT SCYTHE WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE ! 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
4291 I'm sorry, but you'll have to come back later. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4292 Halloween isn't for two more weeks 1.0946 0.04779 74 70 1 3
4293 It's official, you're empty inside. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4294 Are you looking for the grim sleeper? 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
4295 No hoodies are allowed in this house, mister! 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4296 Are you absolutely sure you can't wait until Election Day? 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4297 Wait, you're telling me you're not here to cut the hedges, the hedges already fell on me? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4298 'Death of Slackers'? Boy, have you come to the wrong place. 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
4299 Google sent you? 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4300 You'll never make a living wage! 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4301 Shouldn't you be in Haiti? 1.0946 0.04779 74 70 1 3
4302 Before you get started, we already have handyman who takes care of all the weeds around here. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4303 Mark Zuckerberg... Are you unfriending me? 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
4304 Yes, you are famous. No you are not a star. And ..no you can't so don't even think it. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4305 Phil this has got to stop! I've told you, i'm doing yoga in the mornings now. Stop with the Gym Reaper visits, and get over it. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4306 Good evening, do I have the right apartment for the urban gardeners meetup? 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4307 While I appreciate that your costume is a pun on an Arthur Miller play, you are way too old to be trick-or-treating. 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
4308 I thought you already uploaded all the data you need? 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4309 Sorry, no candy. Sugar is a killer. 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
4310 So tell me about your holiday 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4311 Don't you go telling me 'It's a race to the death' and the winner gets a makeover!' 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4312 What's with the ten cent reaper? You're going to need a combine to take me down. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4313 No, calling it the Silicon Valley of Death doesn't make it sound more appealing! 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4314 I'm afraid what you have is contagious. 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
4315 No, you're not getting paid until you finish deadheading those geraniums in the garden. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4316 Not now! You were supposed to be here an hour ago. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4317 You just missed him. He's gone to Samarra. 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
4318 Why would i call the grim reaper for a little landscaping job. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4319 Thank you, but my husband has done his man-scaping for the month. Do you have a card? 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
4320 No, you're not quite what I expected either. How do you feel about children? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4321 Casual Friday on a Tuesday? I'm sorry but you'll have to wait three more days. 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
4322 You missed him. You'll have to come back later. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4323 I'd prefer to stand my ground. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4324 Sneakers and a hoodie is not a good look for you. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4325 It's election night. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4326 No George, I said, "I want to see the film Sleeper." 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4327 Halloween, All Saints, or All Souls? 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4328 I don't think that outfit cuts it. 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
4329 Do you really think you can get the squirrel out of my attic with that thing? 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4330 Come back tomorrow with your old-school hood and maybe then I'll take you seriously. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4331 You have thirty minutes to come back with the double-bacon jalapeno cheddar burger that I ordered - make it sharp. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4332 You look ridiculous, Charles. Just get the John Deere and cut the grass already. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4333 Hello, I'm Elder Grim, have you heard of Joseph Smith? 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4334 That's not scary... That's embarrassing. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4335 Is that Chinese or American steel? 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4336 Casual Friday is going to be the death of me! 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4337 Look, you called *me.* 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4338 Oh let me guess, the slim slacker! 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
4339 A trip to the boneyard? Sounds cool. 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
4340 It looks okay overall, except for those sneakers. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4341 No . . . I advertised for a leaf PEEPER. 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
4342 If you really think this is a good excuse for you ghosting me the last month, think again. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4343 What's up....... Bitch!??? 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
4344 I have NEVER been a fan of casual Fridays. 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
4345 You want to do what again? 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4346 Well come on in. We just made the punch! 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4347 Not scary, put on your politico suit. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4348 It could be any combination of things 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4349 *Looks at watch* "Seriously?" 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4350 And you must be The Grim Hipster. 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
4351 you've changed 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4352 Enough with being an unpaid intern, why don't you try junior college? 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4353 No I don't want a subscription to "Death Weekly." 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4354 BOO to you too,Harold. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4355 Okay, you'll get a treat after you finish cutting the grass! 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
4356 I get that it's a new look, but I'm not sure people are going to go along with it. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4357 Did you finish him in the hay stack? 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
4358 But it isn't Halloween yet! 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
4359 Oh, no. My goodness. I thought you would be so much more impressive. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4360 Well, well, well -- looks like death cometh late. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4361 You flew in all the way from Silicon Valley to claim my desk top? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4362 I am here to trim your shrubs. 1.0946 0.04779 74 70 1 3
4363 It's a little late in the year for Summer casual. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4364 I'm pretty evolved. A hoodie doesn't scare me. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4365 Looking good, Slim Reaper. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4366 What is this, gym class? Come back when you're better dressed! 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4367 What? You don't take off your hood when you come in? 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4368 Oh! So you're the guy @R33P3R that started following me on Twitter. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4369 If you think I'm gonna accept only $25 for cutting your lawn, you've got another thing coming to you! 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4370 Well, I did want it to be quick. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4371 That's special that Mr. Trump wanted you to come like that to the next debate. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4372 Sorry, not just just now. How about cleaning our rain gutters? 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4373 I'm not going to say it again.....there are no refunds! 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4374 You could of at least dressed in black. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4375 What do I MEAN he's gone? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4376 But Halloween was last night. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4377 Okay, you've got the grim part down pat, but Mr. Trump we both know you're no reaper. 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
4378 Sorry, you’re too late, I already sent my husband your way. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4379 You know I don't like hoodies, especially wearing them to work. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4380 No, thank you. But I'd be in for a pick-up game of B-ball! 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4381 You arrive in sweats, and sneakers for the big day? The weeds are out back! 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
4382 Hello ma'am. I am selling magazine subscriptions to pay my way through medical school. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4383 Oh, and I almost forgot, I'm spending it all before you get a penny from your silly tax! 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4384 She's almost finished putting the zombie makeup on the Trump mask. 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
4385 You look like hell... uh oh! 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4386 You're late, where are your robes? I was worried to death about you! 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4387 I think you heard wrong. Grim Reeboks don't cut it. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4388 How dare you show your face again after taking my beloved husband only three months ago! 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4389 Wait right here. I'll go and get civility for you. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4390 Huh, I just died. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4391 Sorry pal, I just talked to Jack the Ripper. Not going for his program either, now git !!!! 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
4392 After all this waiting, you finally show up ... and you're dressed like *that*? 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4393 Harry, why can't you just disenfranchise Democrats like a normal Republican legislator. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4394 I'm sorry, The Trim Reaper is not a sneaker company I want to invest in. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4395 I see my deadbeat son has run out of money again. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4396 I'm being let go? I know they are closing a lot of stores but couldn't you just text me. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
4397 You're a week ealrly. Halloween is next week. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4398 No soliciting, please. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4399 Never heard of the saying, "the shoes maketh the man" I guess. 1.0933 0.04318 75 70 3 2
4400 It looks a little too big for my sharpener. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4401 Sorry I'm late. the traffic was to die for. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4402 Aren't we getting a bit too casual about our dress, Mr. Reaper? 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4403 The fashion police has gotten a bit out of control, wouldn't you say? 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
4404 Come back when your not so grim all the time. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
4405 I'm gona count to five, just to give you a head start. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4406 The people are so over "grim", yet not quite ready for "jolly". 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
4407 Did the ghosts just win the pennant? 1.0933 0.04318 75 70 3 2
4408 I know we had a date, but I'm not ready. Kindly stop knocking. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
4409 You're not here for trick or treat, are you? 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4410 You're late again. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4411 For the last time, no, I will not pay you by the hour to cut my lawn. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
4412 Millennials may be passé, but I don't think they're dead. 1.0933 0.04717 75 71 1 3
4413 Why don't you take that scythe and run it up your ass. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
4414 'I'm not going anywhere with a franchisee' 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4415 Oh good, I was thinking about the Trump and the election which made me yearn for the sweet release of Death... 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
4416 you know....your 'Casual Friday' attiew is not making this any easier. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4417 No, the creepy clown with orange hair is the guy hiding behind the hedges...not the one you see on the television set. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4418 ken bone lol 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4419 No, No! I told you, I wanted you Sight Unseen! 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4420 My robe is still at the die cleaners 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4421 You traded your bike for THAT? 1.0933 0.04318 75 70 3 2
4422 Black sickle!? I told you to take your brown one so it matched my shoes! 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4423 Shouldn't you be carrying a harpoon? 1.0933 0.04717 75 71 1 3
4424 He is not here, he is late. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4425 Hey, I can smell your face. (Clement, age 5) 1.0933 0.04318 75 70 3 2
4426 So this is the casual look? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4427 I'm not going with you till you straighten up. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4428 What took you so long...you're late? 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4429 I could kill my dry cleaner right now. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4430 What do you mean, 'It's Dress-Down Die-Day?' 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4431 Nope, not on casual Friday. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4432 You look good in white. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4433 Casual Friday is one thing but Slob Saturday is pushing it too far. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4434 Did you get here faster in that track suit? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4435 Come back on Monday. Casual Friday's don't count. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4436 I told you not to show your face around here again? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4437 Not until after the election. Donald said so. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4438 Your face looks familiar. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4439 I told you to come back when they approve the loan for financing the funeral. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4440 I am the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, now sponsored by Facebook. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4441 I already gave at the office. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4442 Phew, just you? I thought it might your dad come knocking at my door! 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4443 you're the last person I'd expect to ghost me 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4444 Sorry, Donnie. I see your scythe is 'HUGE', but I'm out of candy. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4445 I told before, take off your shoes!!! 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4446 No, the creepy clown does not live here. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4447 The landscaping in Mildred's yard looks much nicer. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4448 Thanks, but I already have a gardener. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4449 Next time can you first wait for an invitation? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4450 Trump? or Clinton? Alright...., I'm thinking it over! 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4451 Sorry, Mr. Smithton lives at 2021 Maple this is 2017 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4452 You'll get yourself arrested in that outfit Chad. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4453 Come back later...he's playing golf as usual 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4454 Thanks, but I don't need any yard work. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4455 lost again? 1.0833 0.04311 72 68 2 2
4456 Get a job ya deadbeat. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4457 Great I will be right there , I haven't been out in months . 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4458 And does your casual option include a customer back out feature? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4459 Your late, he's in the bedroom sleeping. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4460 Happy Halloween! 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4461 That's a nice Halloween costume, but beware of the clowns 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4462 Let me pack you a sandwich for the road. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4463 Good fundraising tonight? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4464 Airbnb's business model 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4465 You're too late, bro. Trick or treat was last night. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4466 I'm back living with my parents, so they're making me help out with the family business. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4467 I'm sorry. Sammy can't come out and play today! 1.0833 0.04311 72 68 2 2
4468 I'm sorry #Mighty and Dreadful didn't work out for you, honey. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4469 Son, Halloween is over. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4470 Don't you think you're a little too old to be trick-or-treating? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4471 Second door on the left, but mind you don't reap the new curtains I sewed. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4472 2012 called - they want their costume back 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4473 I've told you, I'm voting for Hillary and I don't own a cat 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4474 Sorry, this is a no-hoodie 'hood. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4475 We harvested the wheat two months ago. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4476 Sorry, it's the next floor up 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4477 I told you, I don't have the money right now. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4478 Whoa, Charlie Brown... your new look is quite current. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4479 Just a trim, please, but can you also make me a redhead? 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4480 Thanks for knocking first, but can you take my husband instead? He hasn't cleaned the dishes in weeks. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4481 Now, if only you take that mower out regularly! 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4482 No, I will not model in your fashion show. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4483 Is it Friday already? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4484 I'm afraid it is me .... it's casual Friday in Hades you see. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4485 I'm not 25 any more. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4486 Here to kill me in sweatpants? I don't even get the whole outfit?" "Ma'am, ever since Uber started transporting souls, I really don't have the budget for it. 1.0833 0.04311 72 68 2 2
4487 Jinkies! 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4488 Yolo 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4489 I don't care what you promised the underworld; I said MIDNIGHT! 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4490 You'll catch your death of cold. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4491 How'd you get away from Harry Potter? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4492 Another protest and you didn't get arrested? 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4493 The chess club is next door... 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4494 Nice Halloween costume, but we ate all the treats. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4495 things don't look grim at all to me ! 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4496 I don't know whom you are working for. You do not have my vote. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4497 I know you reserved a clown for Timmy's birthday party, but we're trying out a more warm and fuzzy look these days. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4498 so I heard you were looking for a way to get rid of your husband 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4499 I'll bet you get that a lot on Halloween. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4500 I'm watching "Scandal". Come back later. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4501 You really don't come too soon. 1.0833 0.04311 72 68 2 2
4502 Oh c'mon now, this is no time to dress up as a presidential candidate. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4503 Okay, I'll take one, but only if they come in hot pink. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4504 You startled me - I was expecting someone else. 1.0833 0.04311 72 68 2 2
4505 Step back, and take off your shoes ! 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4506 Well-well what will you rappers think of next...! 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4507 Just a moment, I will call my husband. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4508 Mam, I'm raising money to buy a hammer 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4509 I told you to come home by 10! 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4510 I thought I ordered a pizza not a pizza cutter. 1.0833 0.04311 72 68 2 2
4511 It was a lovely evening. I'm just sorry you had to be in call. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4512 You must be looking for my ex-husband. He's working the phone bank at Trump headquarters. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4513 At last you're here to cut my lawn 1.0833 0.04311 72 68 2 2
4514 No, I'm not Mrs. Finkle. And Mr. Finkle moved to Florida two years ago. Don't you have Facebook? 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4515 You're here from Big Al's Weed Control, right? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4516 Climate change you say? Hmmm 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4517 It was an accident. I didn't mean to dial 9-1-1. 1.0833 0.04311 72 68 2 2
4518 Hi Honey -- you're late for dinner. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
4519 Sorry; the Hippogriff is next door. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
4520 My boss says casual Fridays are unprofessional. 1.0822 0.04253 73 69 2 2
4521 I'm not going anywhere with a casual Grim Reaper! 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
4522 There's no one here to take. Get lost! 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
4523 Casual Friday? Get a life. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4524 So I should make the check payable to "Deadheads for Donald?" 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4525 Grim Reaper; you're too late. He died yesterday. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4526 I am sorry, you have the wrong address 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4527 What? Am I supposed to leave my labor, and my leisure too, for your casualness? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4528 Please explain Scooby-Doo the movie. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4529 Hey Grim, that hoodie is not a good look for you. Why not try a nice baseball cap? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4530 Sorry, my uniform goes on back order this time of year. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4531 He's out for a jog right now. He'll be back in 12 years. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4532 No, I don't have anything for you right now: the condo association meeting starts at 6:00 PM. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4533 Mr. Griffin lives two doors down. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4534 Little Timmy Johnson, I knew you would grow up to be a haymaker. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4535 More like unemployment benefits reaper! 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4536 I don't care if it is Sunday, this is embarrassing. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4537 Son, this is just not funny anymore! 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4538 Hashtag NotUnlessYouCanPlayChess. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4539 She is at the 2BR-2B RV across the hall! 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4540 I've been expecting you.... 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4541 you kids these days are even lazier than I thought... 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4542 Pokemon Get Lost. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4543 I like the Ninja Turtle one better 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4544 I can see why you took Bill Cunningham. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4545 You better preach elsewhere buddy, I'm a card carrying Libertarian! 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4546 I'm not buying what you are selling sweetie. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4547 Your a week to late. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4548 Wait here. I need to talk to Fred. Do you know where Daphne is? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4549 I guess that's why you're here - I'm old enough to remember when casual Friday didn't mean sweatpants and sneakers. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4550 Sorry Marvin, I'm not buying that you are really the Grim Reaper--the Nike running shoes gave you away. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4551 sorry,but we gave at the office 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4552 C'mon, Death. Not today. Not on Casual Scythe Day. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4553 I see you have the soul patch, how about a bearded soul? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4554 Sorry, no wifi. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4555 Sorry, we don't need our grass to be cut during the winter. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4556 What took so long? You said 30 minutes or less for scythe sharpening. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4557 Come back on Casual Friday. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4558 Don't worry...you're safe now 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4559 No 'trick' here. That's the fop next door. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4560 OK. Remind me to die on a casual Friday. Oh! 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4561 I told you that hoddie was a disaster waiting to happen. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4562 Don't blame climate change" 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4563 Mark, would you quit this ridiculous joke, it isn't funny! 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4564 Again? You're going to run him to death. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4565 It's a little early for Halloween. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4566 Sorry, you can't come in unless you follow the official dress code. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4567 Johnny, I thought you promised you'd stop wearing hoodies to school. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4568 Scythe right. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4569 There isn't anybody named Grim living here. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4570 So you're Shaggy's little brother, but Daphne put you up to this? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4571 Marketing thought the white shirts and name tags weren't getting enough cut-through. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4572 If you first take care of the bedbugs, I'll die in peace. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4573 The urban look isn't workin' for ya' 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4574 I know it was a long flight, but couldn't you at least wear a nice pair of slacks? 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4575 NO I won't! You have some nerve expecting me to go with you on casual Friday. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4576 What do you want me to say...you don't become me! 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4577 So, is casual in, Grim Reaper ? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4578 If you are hungry, there is some leftover soul food in the fridge. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4579 Weren't you a clown last week? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4580 What do you mean "suh?" 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4581 Sorry honey, you dad went fishing with my husband, god knows when they'll be back 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4582 - Well young man, how is the new job? - Soul destroying 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4583 Yes, I fear the Reap I mostly fear you because you're broke, unemployed and living in the basement. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4584 I don't think you'll get a single bite-ize Milky Way wearing that costume, Albert. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4585 Police brutality? Get out of the hoodie and drop the weapon! 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4586 Shouldn't you be looking in basements? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4587 Can you come back when it's not a Casual Friday? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4588 When you were so late I knew it would be one of the substitutes. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4589 I got stuck in traffic. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4590 You're here for MY wardrobe? Really? 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4591 So they finally sent a gardener who is willing to tackle the Deadly Nightshade. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4592 Harold, I warned you about wanting to be a salesman. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4593 Of course I know you work very hard, but would it hurt so much to wear a jacket and tie for your birthday dinner? 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4594 "Sorry, we already had our trees trimmed last week". 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4595 You need a landscaper? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4596 I didn't order that 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4597 Did you vote? 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4598 Back from the mall this soon are you, Death? Lucky ya didn't get shot with that hoodie on! 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4599 Not funny, Darren. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4600 Come back again. Cool, relaxed is the new grim? I am not buying that? 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4601 You must be Casualty. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4602 Actually, it looks like Hillary's going to win. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4603 Come back when you are dressed appropriately. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4604 Out of fabric softener again? Okay hold on I’ll get you some - but this is the last time. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4605 It's not even October yet. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4606 I've told you so many times; this isn't a Pokestop! 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4607 Sometimes the election sneaks up on you 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4608 We lost dignity in our public discourse, but really, this is a new low. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4609 You"re too late; the gardeners have been here already. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4610 Now this is taking casual Fridays to a whole other level. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4611 Young man, I told you that you couldn't be Trayvon Martin this year for Halloween! 1.0714 0.04230 70 67 1 2
4612 You and your scythe could use a good peening. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4613 I already told, I am not interested in going out with you! 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4614 So now I know what happens with Converse sneakers. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4615 Just like Harry. What, did you stop off at a bar? He died this morning. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4616 For the last time, please listen. Regardless of your mission, we do not permit any door to door solicitation in this development 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4617 Go ahead make my day! Bridgebody.squarespace.com 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4618 the next debate isn,t till next week 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4619 Does Snow White know about this? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4620 I gave at the the office 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4621 Running for election 2016? I think you may have a winning chance. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4622 I know that it's you, Hillary. Donald told me to expect you. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4623 Show me your identity card or I'm not moving an inch. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4624 I'm sorry, Mr. Mephisto, but I simply can't afford lawn care if you're going to charge by the hour. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4625 Let me get my gym bag. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4626 So where is my Subway and chips? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4627 You promised me "no more adult sports leagues" ! 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4628 "He's not home. Could you come back in five years? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4629 There is no Audrey Mellenham or 13-anything, in this or any other building in this city, Mr. Reeper, someone's pulling your leg. Stash that old scythe in the bedroom, and I'll fix us a couple of teas before sending you on your way. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4630 You couldn't have waited til after Casual Friday? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4631 Enid finally comes face to face with her greatest fear: Interns. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4632 Well, if it isn’t Mr., I’m Late as Usual, Millennial Grim Reaper. I said to him, ‘You look like death warmed over.’ He said, ‘Naw, just something I ate.’ He’s in the living room, if you have time to spare. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4633 Your dad is not feeling well? 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4634 Am really so old death is knocking on my door. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4635 My fees double for life and death situations. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4636 Sorry I am late, the laundromat was murder. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4637 He's running late. He had an appointment in Samarra with your dad. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4638 Hold a minute. I'll throw my dog under the bus. 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
4639 I know I'm no Michelle Obama, but Trump begged me to be his surrogate until the end of the campaign. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4640 No, I don't even have your app. Try the guy in 3B. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4641 She is home, but doesn't feel like seeing You. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4642 They're called "Dad Shoes." 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4643 I know WE'RE taking death much too casually these days, but c'mon, you..................? 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
4644 Sorry mom, but it apparently isn't a recession proof industry, and I need a place to crash. 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
4645 We'd love to support your high school trip, but we're really not in the market for farm tools. 1.0704 0.04171 71 68 1 2
4646 I would rather not join 'Gardeners Anonymous' today. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4647 No sir. My daughter does not go on a date with death if he doesn't even have the decency to dress up a bit. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4648 It's about time, my jerk of a husband is watching football in the living room. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4649 'Grim Reaper' in a Hoodie? Fancy That! 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4650 Wait a minute, my pre-arrangement was supposed to be better than this! 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4651 My husband already gave. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4652 Many people do not know i am an expert on taxes as well. That is why I am running for President. 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
4653 Sorry, he's now here. Departed. On his own. Happy Hour downtown. 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
4654 Take it back. I ordered a giant 6 on a stick 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
4655 Good luck but I'm not registered to vote 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4656 Aunt Bertha is coming tommorow for a visit but you're welcome to stay for dinner. I've got questions. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4657 Donald Trump, The Grim Reaper....how apropos.....would you like a coffee....or a maid? 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4658 I love your costume, but Halloween is October 31st. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4659 I don't care if it's the latest street fashion. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4660 I hate casual Friday's. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4661 Sorry, he isn't here. He gave at the office. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4662 It's a little early for trick or treat, isn't it? 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4663 Please leave me alone! I'm not interested in donating to your university 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
4664 I don't care if you're putting yourself through "death college", we don't need any magazines 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
4665 Are you really going out like that? 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
4666 No, I don't like those shoes. 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
4667 Your online profile said you are "businesslike" -- not an unemployed slacker that lives in his mom's basement. 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
4668 Understated casual, no. From grim to bleak, yes. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
4669 56 years old and YOU are my first and, obviously, last virgin? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4670 Oh, so your landscaping services are carbon-neutral? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4671 When you finish with Creeping Charlie you can work on Buck Thorn. 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
4672 For Heaven's Sake Jake Halloween Is Over ! 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4673 Oh 'ha ha.' I wore sweat pants that one time... 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4674 I'm sorry, but... No, I don't apologize Mr. Grim Reaper, women apologize too much! Shove it! 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4675 And how can I help you, DJ Death? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4676 I don't care if its your day off, you could at least for the occasion. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4677 I don't care if your feet hurt, no one reaps here without proper footwear and trousers. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4678 What do you mean, you don’t play chess, what about Pokemon? 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
4679 I told you to come back home by 7 p.m.! It's already 7:05. What are you wearing? Go back into your room and change. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4680 I'm sorry, but the sewing club meeting is tomorrow. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4681 I don't care you are! I'm not going to tell you who I voted for! 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4682 Trayvon, eventually your mission will be ironic. 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
4683 Jimmy. You don't have to bring your own knife to dinner? 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
4684 You're holding a "s word". Swearing or stabbing isn't acceptable behavior. 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
4685 african american? that would be apartment 23 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4686 Grim Reaper: "I am here to take your son." Mother: " I told you to come last semester when my son didn't get an A in his English class. Just come next semester, I'm sure he's not going to get an A then" 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
4687 I decided not to cook. No need after all. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4688 Do you have a rate card? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4689 Sorry, my son's not home. He's out with his pals. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4690 Without the vintage hoodie I'm not buyin' it. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4691 Well how am I to know your robe's dirty if you don't tell me? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4692 You're late for my last supper dude! 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
4693 It works for Trick or Treating, but it takes more than a hoodie and a beat-up scythe to create a convincing Grim Reaper. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4694 I hope you remembered to put on deodorant this time. 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
4695 Scythe you later. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4696 What's the matter with you? Come back in two weeks! 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4697 Didn't you see our sign, "NO HYPOTHESES, THX"? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4698 So where's my usual triple-cheese pizza? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4699 You're not fooling me with that Ed McMann malarkey. 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
4700 You came for Rex, correct? What took so long? 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
4701 well i'd rather you come to collect my soul instead of the government collecting my taxes. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4702 You look absolutely lousy, Kermit. I think you're taking this artisanal farming thing way too far. 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
4703 I warned you not to put your dark colored sweats in with the bleached whites. 1.0580 0.04069 69 67 0 2
4704 No wonder all of your profile pics we're from the waist up. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4705 How kind of you to stop by--I have been hearing a lot of buzzing flies. Not sure the scythe will help. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4706 No, no, they make sure I'm as comfortable as possible. 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
4707 Hello Mrs. Malfoy. Can Draco come out to play? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4708 You are way too old to be treat or treAting! 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4709 I've got no candy for you. 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
4710 Call that reaping your hood? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4711 Are you a Trick or a Treater ? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4712 Hey Grim, didn't they have a Scythe with a white handle? Think it's a better daytime look with that hoodie. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4713 Sorry, they changed the password again 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4714 You can't turn me off, I already made a payment... 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
4715 Dear, I know the kid in you comes out on Halloween, but dinner is ready. 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
4716 Okay, so you're related to him, but what exactly is a grin reaper? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4717 No, I'm not giving a treat to a Woody Allen character. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4718 You're not Seamless. 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
4719 Whole wheat or gluten free? 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
4720 Y'know, I had some time to kill, and I was in the neighborhood. How bout going for egg cream or something? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4721 "You waited too long, I had to cut a deal with Verizon." Yahoo CEO Marissa Myer 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4722 I said ANT infestation, not AUNT. 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
4723 For the money or for the people? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4724 I don't care if he has your endorsement. More jobs like yours we don't need. 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
4725 Grim Reaper or Grim Mugger? 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
4726 And how was the Halloween Party? 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
4727 Someday, and that day may never come....I'll call upon you to do a service. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4728 He's out in the hood. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4729 You sew what you reap? 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
4730 Jack the Reaper at your service. I mow your lawn to death. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4731 Oh, is it that time of year again - Election Season? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4732 It seems you forgot the date for Halloween. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4733 Cool-Dude Reapers are not so grim, Cool-Dude Reapers can make you thin, Cool-Dude Reapers are Rock and Roll, Cool-Dude Reapers can free your soul. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4734 Please tell me you're not here for candy. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4735 Do we have any de-icing fluid? 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
4736 My Facebook account? I killed that a long time ago. 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
4737 Hello Velma, I'm actually here for Daphne 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
4738 Sorry, Bob's just left for Sweden. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4739 You don't exactly look like you profile pic. 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
4740 When I was your age we weren't even allowed to sow our oats. 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
4741 Sorry you can't blame climate change for looking like death warmed over. 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
4742 Get your hand out of your pocket before you enter this house. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4743 Sweetie, isn't it too big? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4744 Even bellicheck would look better for an occasion like this. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4745 Don"t tell me that you haven't heard of global warming... 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4746 What do you mean you're out of thin mints?! 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
4747 Frankly my dear, I am worried about all the candy I ate. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4748 "You don't look like any grim reaper I've ever seen, but no matter. You'll find him hiding in the attic. Look under the eaves. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4749 Can't you even go for a run without thinking about work? The stress is going to kill you! 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4750 Bushwick is not my cup of tea. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4751 I was just moving on with life after you. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4752 While you were hibernating, global warming happened. 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
4753 Where'd you bury him? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4754 Trick and treat may be the big choices, but it's a third-option year! 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4755 Whered you get the new yeezies??? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4756 My husband insisted that either we get him a riding lawnmower, or we hire a professional. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4757 He's in the garageIs this is the fist time you have ever been on time? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4758 Do you mean I'm sick sick or you're digging my groovy outfit? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4759 Dressing like Luke Cage will not make your job more fun. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4760 I don't have running shoes, and I don't feel like dancing, so stop harassing me. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4761 It's totally normal to feel like you're going to crack. 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
4762 Honestly George, why don't you become a witch instead! 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
4763 THIS is how you escape profiling? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4764 The doctor will be right in with your certificate of suppository. 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
4765 Thankfully your father died last month. 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
4766 No, but I AM highly skilled at Pokemon Go 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4767 Yes, I realize your name is Donald. Mine is certainly not Hillary. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4768 Nice costume, but farmer Brown is upset-he thinks you also stole some of his pumpkins. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4769 Isn't this a little early for trick and treating? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4770 You're invading my space 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4771 Sorry, I don't go out with younger men! 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4772 Look, is Zimmerman here or not? 1.0571 0.03457 70 67 2 1
4773 Please come back after dinner. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
4774 He said, "hello hello hello". She said, "here we are now, entertain us". He said, "I'm a mulatto, an albino". She said, "smells like teen spirit". 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
4775 'I would rather go with you than vote for Trump, unless we're going to Arby's - leave me here if we're going to Arby's. 1.0571 0.03457 70 67 2 1
4776 Before I allow you into my living room, could you show me your "scythe salesman" identification? 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
4777 Sorry I didn't recognize you right away. I always thought you were taller, skinnier and wore black. Anyway, come on in. I need to freshen up and get my bag. Would you like a drink while you wait? 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
4778 Thanks for coming. I told the lady at the garden store that those pesticide sicks weren’t working. 1.0571 0.03457 70 67 2 1
4779 Your late! I emailed you two days to come and get him after I put something in his drink. 1.0571 0.04011 70 68 0 2
4780 I don't have any Saccharin or menthol cigarettes. I have gummy bears. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
4781 I told him not to order anymore takeout... 1.0571 0.03457 70 67 2 1
4782 Wrong apartment. And I think 'Seamless for scythes' is a stupid idea for a startup. 1.0571 0.03457 70 67 2 1
4783 You missed him again. Do you not understand what it means to have an appointment? 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
4784 That field is too overgrown for running. 1.0571 0.03457 70 67 2 1
4785 Well, to tell you the truth, it is a bit dated. Next time, try a big red nose, some floppy shoes and a can of silly string - and then maybe you will get the response you are looking for. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
4786 Let me guess... you like popsicles? 1.0571 0.03457 70 67 2 1
4787 the hoodie and harvest party is next door. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
4788 You missed curfew... 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
4789 Seriously? Come back any day but a Friday. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
4790 No matter how ill prepared you are for this, I can guarantee my husband is not going to like this. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
4791 Can't you see that we've already got double glazing?! 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
4792 I ordered Pizza from Dominics! 1.0571 0.03457 70 67 2 1
4793 So you ditched your robe and your disguised as a stereotypical american so trump doesn't know think muslim 1.0571 0.03457 70 67 2 1
4794 Let me get this straight, barbecue pork sausage, fried cheese chips, bacon wrapped potatoes, and two months is allI have to wait? 1.0571 0.03457 70 67 2 1
4795 He's almost ready, are you sure this is such a good idea going to the Pumpkin Patch? 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
4796 You shoveled my driveway with that? 1.0571 0.03457 70 67 2 1
4797 We call that a Trump-thump. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
4798 Tom Brady's not here. 1.0571 0.03457 70 67 2 1
4799 I'm going to slay this date. 1.0571 0.03457 70 67 2 1
4800 "Oh! He'll need a moment; he's voting absentee. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
4801 You've been out with your friends dexting again, haven't you? 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
4802 Oh! I forgot to buy candy 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
4803 You can't be serious. Look at you! Clean yourself up and maybe we can have an earnest discussion when you return. I never........hmpf. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4804 Sorry Death, I don´t have any candy for you. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4805 You don't look anything like your modern representation. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4806 Lose the hoodie. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4807 Billy? Just missed him, off for another round of tightrope Pokémon. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4808 Your appointment for your in-home personal pedicure was expedited to this afternoon. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4809 Aren't you a little under dressed and over qualified for the Stylist's job? 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4810 Very funny, Mr. Zimmerman. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4811 Sorry, I already donated mine to the Salvation Army. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4812 Honey... It's the "grin weeper"! Perfect for Halloween or the election! 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4813 Would you believe,......"Avon calling"? 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4814 Nah! The Dutch are still way more casual about it. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4815 No, we don't follow #bakedNhoodiedReaper; I tell you my husband is not here. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4816 The cable guy will be here any minute. Been dying to get it done. The real dying can wait right? 1.0448 0.03317 67 65 1 1
4817 Your dad was to busy for my parakeet? 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4818 "Grim Reaper...casual Friday" ! That is an oxymoron. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4819 Sorry. You're too late. The job's been taken. been taken. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4820 Who told you updating your attire would be cool? Was it SATAN? 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4821 Father Time, could you stay home and relax today? I feel like you're always running... 1.0448 0.03317 67 65 1 1
4822 I'll let you in but knock this time. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4823 Wait! For trick or treat you want my vote? 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4824 I certainly hope you didn't think this would get you out of paying your library fines. 1.0448 0.03317 67 65 1 1
4825 Neato! You can hang the scythe over your wagon wheel coffee table. 1.0448 0.03317 67 65 1 1
4826 NOT TODAY, SATAN 1.0448 0.03317 67 65 1 1
4827 Alright, alright. I'll put down the potato chips. They can't be that bad for you! 1.0448 0.03317 67 65 1 1
4828 Hey, my profile never specified I looked like the Clark Gable of the past... 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4829 And exactly what are you....the Eskimo Reaper? 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4830 No worries, I have eight more lives. 1.0448 0.03317 67 65 1 1
4831 Have you found the Lord yet Miss? If not, I can introduce you. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4832 Since when was death gauche? 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4833 Why are you wearing sneakers?! Funerals are formal occasions! 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4834 Hello, "hay cutters" need to report to the farm. 1.0448 0.03317 67 65 1 1
4835 So, where do you think you are heading off to?! 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4836 I laugh at death in sans-a-belts 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4837 The Boss called! Your Quota Has Been Slashed! 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4838 Trick or treat! I would appreciate your vote for Donald Trump! 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4839 Frankly, this is one area where I didn't want the gig economy to reach. 1.0448 0.03317 67 65 1 1
4840 Oh no! I ordered the small one 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4841 All the other neighborhood kids have beenhere already; so I have no more candy and nothing else to offer you. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4842 As Grim Reapers go, black's more trendy...the cosplay party's next door. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4843 No, Trump? Never... 1.0448 0.03317 67 65 1 1
4844 Let me guess,You like mustard on your french fries 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4845 How about I just pop a cap in your ass! 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4846 No, I'm sorry but your 'bro' isn't here at the moment. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4847 That's not what I ordered! 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4848 Grim up! 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4849 You're not even making an effort—treat now like it's a workout 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4850 No, my grass doesn't need cut, but you can mulch the gardens. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4851 Very funny, Bill. Now go back to the Patriots practice facility where you belong. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4852 Well frankly, I had requested a Housekeeper- but I suppose if you put down your scythe... 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4853 You're supposed to be my knight in shining armor. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4854 You're early—come back in the Spring. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4855 Yes, we're watching the debate, why do you ask? Did you run here? 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4856 Yes I get your point but still, I'm not giving up my country music! 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4857 Hi, Grim. I wasn't expecting you today. 1.0448 0.03317 67 65 1 1
4858 ... and no doubt a casual tee. 1.0448 0.03317 67 65 1 1
4859 Thou art slave to fashion. 1.0448 0.03317 67 65 1 1
4860 Well, it's about time. Donald Trump has been causing a ruckus with his presidential campaign since June 2015! 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4861 The kids are nit scared of me anymore 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4862 Yeah, I heard Donald Trump's window of opportunity lives here. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4863 I'm just not sure you're qualified for the job. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4864 No, Kenny, you aren't invited to the funeral! And neither is your aardvark! 1.0448 0.03317 67 65 1 1
4865 I'm not impressed by your time keeping or attire! 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4866 Hey man, he's gone. Took his Harley to Samarra. 1.0448 0.03317 67 65 1 1
4867 No! I don't need my weeds whacked, a new roof, my windows washed or my dog walked! Go away! 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4868 Sure I'm dead but even in death I can be depicted as a nagging harpy chastising cool, fun men for declining standards in formal wear. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4869 A Grim Reaper in sneakers and a hoodie is in the wrong Pratchett novel. 1.0448 0.03317 67 65 1 1
4870 a little early for halloween, aren't you?! 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4871 Stay calm! Your heart beat is normal! 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4872 Our beautiful garden didn't happen on its own. We used a lawn mower for a helping hand. 1.0448 0.03317 67 65 1 1
4873 Didn't your folks ever teach you never to wear hoodie attire when paying a social call? 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4874 You lost your face shaving? 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4875 Come back when you can behave a little less like Donald Trump. 1.0448 0.03317 67 65 1 1
4876 I thought health goth was finally dead. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4877 Not for nothing, Casual Friday is no substitute for a true holiday. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4878 Psycho-Snow-Shoveler isn't near as frightening. Go back to the clown thing. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4879 Is this your idea of a Halloween custom? 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4880 I clearly live in an apartment; therefore I do not clear you to provide your wood-clearing log services to me. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4881 Before you say anything, I'm not here for your soul. Just your soles, now hand over the shoes. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4882 Really, this new hoodie outfit doesn't make you anymore welcome. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4883 SHOW ME UR DICK BRO 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4884 The time has come? Where's your black cloak? And, what about that pale horse? 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4885 I am not scared of you. You look hideous. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4886 We don't have candies here! 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4887 Looking for my father.........Mr. Time? 1.0448 0.03317 67 65 1 1
4888 Sorry, bub, Bob Dylan doesn't live here anymore. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4889 The Fuller Brush Man dressed to kill, Mister—and he had the latest methods! 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4890 Quinoa is a lot more hands-on than spelt. 1.0448 0.03317 67 65 1 1
4891 You aint got a clock in the night, Girl I wanna hear you echo (echo), wanna hear you echo (echo), I called your boss and he knows you aint comming in today (sex in the morning, sex all day) 1.0448 0.03317 67 65 1 1
4892 You're late. Casual Die-day was yesterday. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4893 You Reap-Lite reps sure are impatient. The answer's still no. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4894 Billy, you're not funny. Take off that costume. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4895 Mr. Kasparov has no desire to play hoops. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4896 So, it's $5 per soul and a 'buy one, get one free' sale, right? 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4897 I can tell you lost wheat cutting again. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4898 If you walked here from Hell it must be Times Square. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4899 I only opened the door because I didn't want to look prejudice. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4900 You're mistaken. Sally, next door, is making salmon mousse for the pitch-in. I'm Waldorf Salad. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4901 Didn’t you read the “No Advertising Please” sign at the door? 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4902 "It's 6:30. The woman on the phone said sometime between 8 A.M. and 5 P.M. I think I'll just switch to Fios". 1.0448 0.03317 67 65 1 1
4903 How many holidays does your dad TAKE? 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
4904 'You bring your rubber gloves?" 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
4905 I don't care if you're here for Halloween, Day of the Dead, or to take me to meet my maker. I'm too busy to go with you right now. Come back in a month. Or maybe even longer. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
4906 You will give birth to twin cases of jewelry 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
4907 I prefer a more formal Grim Reaper. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
4908 You really should go digital. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
4909 "The grim reaper" is not my idea of an acceptable Halloween costume. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
4910 I'm still not interested in a subscription of Reaper Monthly. 1.0441 0.03269 68 66 1 1
4911 Oh, no, those were just false smears. 1.0441 0.03269 68 66 1 1
4912 Jeremy always takes the easy way down. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
4913 Why are you here early? Our date isn't until four. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
4914 Let’s see how he claims to be “smart” by avoiding you. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
4915 Ghost of pizza past? You just missed him. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
4916 He's down at the 4th Street Courts with his bro's. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4917 What will you like in your tea? 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4918 Someone has mislead you, I'm afraid. The Scythe support group is meeting down the hall. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4919 It's called "Casual Fridays." 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4920 Your Social tab is empty. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4921 I thought Halloween isn't til the 31st. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4922 Absolutely not! I will not be seen with you until you go and put on the appropriate uniform for your job! Who is hiring these days? 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4923 I'm sorry, I don't need your service, I just weed sacked that portion of the lawn. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4924 I'm here for my 5 o'clock appointment? 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4925 Where is Uncle Krampus? 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4926 Sorry, the main guy is busy. I'm millennial death. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4927 Halloween was last night! 1.0308 0.03077 65 64 0 1
4928 I'm early for our blind date because I wanted to make a good first impression. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4929 Sorry, wrong address, you're looking for 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington DC. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4930 We've never hired anybody by the hour to do our lawn before! 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4931 I don't care if you're not "packing your heater," Alvin; that hoodie will still get you shot. Why don't you just come sit, and I'll get you a hot cocoa, while you watch your Luke Cage? 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4932 You say you are Kanye, bringer of Yeezy? I wouldn't be caught dead in that outfit. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4933 Yeah, yeah...I've been expecting you. I had hell was freezing over during that second presidential debate. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4934 :"This is the best the employment agency came up with." 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4935 Show me some 8 I Show me some ID 1.0308 0.03077 65 64 0 1
4936 For Crap's sake I'll kill you first. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4937 Are you from the Census Bureau? Or are you looking for a costume party? 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4938 I like your new outfit 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4939 Seriously, wher's the robe? I'm wearing panthose! 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4940 Sorry Bub, you have the wrong apartment. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4941 The boys will live if they don't see you tonight. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4942 If this is some kind of Halloween prank, the words are Trick or Treat, Mr. Reaper. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4943 You should've just gone to trade school. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4944 Eunice was acquainted with Death and no feared him. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4945 You gotta wait till da d-bates over, , , my mans just gotter on da server thang. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4946 I ordered sickle, like in red diaper baby, not scythe. 1.0308 0.03077 65 64 0 1
4947 Your costume is slightly off-putting. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4948 I ordered my Arby's Smokehouse Brisket sandwich over an hour ago - so much for "slicing up freshness"... 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4949 You just missed him. You just miss him! You just missed him. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4950 Alright, let's check out your ticker. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4951 We better go before the dog wakes up and takes your leg again. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4952 Breathe slowly! I'm trying to get you out! 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4953 You're not the pizza delivery man! 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4954 Oh, I was expecting my Seamless order! But this is just as good, I guess. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4955 What can I say, I've given up on life. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4956 Melting snowmen. Big deal! 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4957 You should have called first. We only have pizza for two. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4958 You clearly have a combination of symptoms. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4959 Are you sure today is New Year's Eve? Your calendar must have been tampered with by your time management app. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4960 Come back in two months. He's on new chemo and in remission. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4961 Jack, Halloween is not for a couple weeks. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4962 Death knocking 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4963 I meant a slice of pizza, you fool! 1.0308 0.03077 65 64 0 1
4964 Always try and help those that come to you for help 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4965 I just need your fingers... we've gone digital 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4966 I never did like casual Fridays. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4967 So they didn't allow you a seat at the World Series of Poker, did they? 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4968 If you're here looking for the "moral majority" they're all still out bashing Democrates. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4969 Final The Gardener Shows Up But He's A Little Over Prepared With That Thing The Grass Is Not That High. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4970 Sorry, but we are not interested in a magazine subscription. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4971 coffers for me please 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4972 Sorry, I already bought fundraising wrapping paper from the kid down the hall. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4973 The movie, 'Purge'? Hmmm. Nope, never saw it. But, Halloween is a few weeks away. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4974 You have to go to Hooters for "work"...on a Sunday? 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4975 You must be here for Trayvon. 1.0308 0.03077 65 64 0 1
4976 Pounding down a few with the boys at the morgue, are we? Well you can go make a killing in the job market and buy your own fancy shoes! 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4977 So this is the new cutlery college kids are selling. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4978 Aha!..Maybe this will cure you of playing strip poker with that rummage sale crowd! 1.0308 0.03077 65 64 0 1
4979 I get that my time is up, but how do you have the nerve to tell an environmental scientist that climate change is hoax? 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4980 Show a little respect. That grim-lookin' slothful outfit scares me to YOU. 1.0308 0.03077 65 64 0 1
4981 Summer robes? 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4982 If this is your idea of forward together, I'll pass. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4983 It's the "Grim Reaper's millenium off 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4984 It's a bone-fide offer? 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4985 Oh, hell no! My time or not -- I'm not leaving on a night like this with the "Unabuffoon!" Go get your shroud! 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4986 What are you doing coming home at this hour?" "Sorry honey it's been a rough day at work. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4987 You're not fooling me! 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4988 Huh? Who are you? Do you need help with Something? 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4989 "WHAT IS ALEPPO"? 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4990 It's a holiday, so get lost. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4991 Sorry, I already grave at the office. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4992 Too late. Calico has already fixed the glitch. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4993 Give Me Hillary! 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4994 You're late. How on Earth do you expect this relationship to work if you never arrive on the 13th, like you promised? 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4995 No, I do not want to accompany you to the avengers of death convention! 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4996 So I accidentally used bleach on you outfit, kill why don't you? 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4997 If you walked here from Hell it must be IKEA. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4998 Were You the homeless apprentice ,I had seen left out in the cold at Herald Square? 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
4999 Cutprice bikini wax without wax eh? 1.0303 0.02126 66 64 2 0
5000 Is that 'Smith' with two t's? 1.0303 0.02126 66 64 2 0
5001 Stop explaining the gig economy. 1.0303 0.02126 66 64 2 0
5002 Ok, Shaggy! I'll give you a Scooby snack. 1.0303 0.03030 66 65 0 1
5003 My number is up on Tuesday, ...and you're only one away from earning a week at Club Dead? 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
5004 'The Cmbine is still out for repair so, meanwhile, you'll have to do the best you can!' 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5005 Well you're late and fruity-tootie on you I already gave at the office. 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5006 oh,so your to old for halloween. 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5007 Haven't you heard? Black lives matter. 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5008 Could you point me in the direction of the hippogriff? 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5009 You have to pick,Tyler. Ghosts don't carry scythes. 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5010 Sure, I'll get my husband, if you still have questions on the scythe. But I'll warn you, he doesn't like when I invite strangers from Craigslist to the house. 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5011 I've lost 10lbs! All since deciding to walk instead of fly to my next job. 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5012 Yep, you're dying. 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5013 Let's go furniture shopping. 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5014 Hoodie you pretend to be? 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5015 Alright ma'am, I cut your grass. Is it okay if I got paid now?"...."Yes you can get paid. But use some of the money to fill that flower pot sticking in your face with a dandelion, cause I'm wigged out. 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5016 What up doe!? 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5017 The Ghost Door Knocker 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5018 Sorry - I'm not in the market for a trimming, I have only limited assets in my hedge fund! 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5019 He can dissolve and reconstitute himself at will these days. He has perfected his Kriya Yoga. 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5020 I do believe your heart is healthy enough for sex, Mr. Houdini, but I still want you to read the pamphlet on safe sex. 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5021 You can come in, but no sniffing. 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5022 So, we're reduced to this. The Old Navy GRM RPR. Take me please. 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5023 No, little America is fast asleep. What do you want? 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5024 So sorry. I'm all out of Halloween candy. 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5025 I'm not sure I see the challenges you face. 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5026 So I see that your coming back from retirement to work for the N.S.A.? 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5027 As Mrs. Clinton's polestar you are NOW offering Tax Cuts but why should WE believe it ? 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5028 So I'm next because I text? 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5029 I'm subverting expectations...but do you think I look fat? 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5030 I keep telling you, I'm Task Rabbiting a sweeper. 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5031 I know you love his politics, but I think it's time you backed the nominee and stop following him around 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5032 No officer I haven't seen any black men here. 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5033 This gag was funnier when you were really small and said: "It's just a cold". Are YOU a pulled hammy? 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5034 Thanks for coming Fred .we are going to do the Armish way now.You might need different clothes though!!!!! 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5035 I apologize for my attire but it is casual Wednesday. 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5036 Oh, now go but the name of the 'Trim Reaper'? 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5037 You remind me of my late husband, Scythe Hood. 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5038 Give me a break! 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5039 Um, carriage? 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5040 Where have been grim reaper? 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5041 I'm taking a deduction on marriage #1. Come back in 18 years. 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5042 Winter weed whacking is not worth it. Do you have any hot chocolate? 1.0156 0.01575 64 63 1 0
5043 ...and anyways that's why i think trick r treat is super overrated and the buzz about it being a "cult hit" only has like two or three more years left on it, tops. but as i was saying, $5 and you can watch my slice my dick off 1.0156 0.01575 64 63 1 0
5044 I see you're ready for a chase. Ever lost a race ? 1.0156 0.01575 64 63 1 0
5045 Scythe, Cy? 1.0156 0.01575 64 63 1 0
5046 Well at least your sign-twirling skills won't go completely to waste... 1.0156 0.01575 64 63 1 0
5047 No, we don't have any for you. 1.0156 0.01575 64 63 1 0
5048 Wearing white..is this a trick on me?...on the other hand should your first name be McCormick, a real treat on halloween! 1.0156 0.01575 64 63 1 0
5049 The thatch patch is down the hall 1.0156 0.01575 64 63 1 0
5050 For Halloween, I am handing out candy not Scooby snacks. 1.0156 0.01575 64 63 1 0
5051 Sorry I'm late 1.0154 0.01550 65 64 1 0
5052 Et in casual Friday ego 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
5053 Come back next year. My taxes aren't filed yet. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
5054 THE GRIM REAPER WILL A ILL FITTING HOODIE, WHATS THIS WORLD COMMING TO. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
5055 O.K., I'll see you same time next week.And remember: these temporary business setbacks are only temporary. This cell phone trend will eventually die out. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
5056 What are you doing here? What do you want? 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
5057 Trudy Mansfield? Sorry, Trudy is incognito for the rest of her natural life. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
5058 This is not appropriate Embassy attire, Señor Julian. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
5059 I'm supposed to be off today, but Donald's ahead of schedule. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
5060 Harold, it's not the end of the world, just a change in seasons, doesn't the snow blower motor remind you what your lawn mower sounded like two weeks ago ? 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
5061 Use that scythe on your sweatpants. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
5062 Oh...you must be Fred's new chess tutor! 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
5063 If I'm going to help you, you have to let me inside. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
5064 I don't follow. In what way are you like the Grim Reaper? 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
5065 Your brother's not here. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0