Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Let me guess...the Gym Reaper? |
1.9226 |
0.03351 |
633 |
251 |
180 |
202 |
1 |
You must be kidding. I've got tickets for 'Hamilton' tonight. |
1.8446 |
0.03160 |
650 |
269 |
213 |
168 |
2 |
We're divorced---but I'd be delighted to give you his current address. |
1.8089 |
0.03305 |
607 |
270 |
183 |
154 |
3 |
No, I get it. I just think it's a little insulting that he sends an intern. |
1.7821 |
0.03383 |
537 |
236 |
182 |
119 |
4 |
It's for you honey |
1.7637 |
0.03787 |
474 |
230 |
126 |
118 |
5 |
So this is your idea of "dressed to kill"? |
1.7533 |
0.03679 |
454 |
209 |
148 |
97 |
6 |
Harold, it’s for you. |
1.7526 |
0.03739 |
473 |
229 |
132 |
112 |
7 |
We divorced 10 years ago, but I'll be happy to give you his address. |
1.7523 |
0.04573 |
327 |
162 |
84 |
81 |
8 |
He's in the kitchen washing the toaster. |
1.7478 |
0.03934 |
460 |
236 |
104 |
120 |
9 |
Well, if it isn't the Gym Reaper. |
1.7358 |
0.03812 |
439 |
213 |
129 |
97 |
10 |
Yeah well, you don't look like your Tinder profile picture, either. |
1.7294 |
0.04380 |
340 |
169 |
94 |
77 |
11 |
Good luck getting him off the couch. |
1.7225 |
0.03816 |
418 |
201 |
132 |
85 |
12 |
When he finishes the dishes. |
1.7153 |
0.03905 |
404 |
198 |
123 |
83 |
13 |
Honey, it's for you! |
1.7139 |
0.04108 |
402 |
210 |
97 |
95 |
14 |
The last man in my life and still a disappointment. |
1.6992 |
0.04158 |
379 |
198 |
97 |
84 |
15 |
I was planning to move to Canada, but this works too. |
1.6925 |
0.04223 |
387 |
211 |
84 |
92 |
16 |
Any wheat you need reaped, or your husband, lover, neighbors, etc? |
1.6919 |
0.03620 |
370 |
164 |
156 |
50 |
17 |
No, I'm not ready. This is just the way I look without my makeup. |
1.6807 |
0.04360 |
357 |
196 |
79 |
82 |
18 |
You call that dressed to kill? |
1.6706 |
0.04177 |
340 |
175 |
102 |
63 |
19 |
He's out right now but as long as you're here could you trim the hedge?" |
1.6686 |
0.04007 |
338 |
166 |
118 |
54 |
20 |
Hold on. Let me get my husband. |
1.6686 |
0.04463 |
338 |
188 |
74 |
76 |
21 |
Come back on Nov. 9th and I’ll let you know. |
1.6647 |
0.04370 |
334 |
181 |
84 |
69 |
22 |
He moved out, but I'll get you his new address. |
1.6627 |
0.04311 |
332 |
177 |
90 |
65 |
23 |
Thank God you're here. One more debate and I would've done it myself. |
1.6531 |
0.04432 |
320 |
175 |
81 |
64 |
24 |
No, I won't "Like, go with you and stuff." |
1.6520 |
0.04422 |
319 |
174 |
82 |
63 |
25 |
Sure. Just let me get his Netflix password before you talk to him. |
1.6519 |
0.04201 |
316 |
162 |
102 |
52 |
26 |
Come back on November the 9th and we'll talk. |
1.6487 |
0.04369 |
316 |
170 |
87 |
59 |
27 |
Get a life. |
1.6330 |
0.04487 |
297 |
163 |
80 |
54 |
28 |
I see fashion's dead, too. |
1.6301 |
0.04474 |
292 |
159 |
82 |
51 |
29 |
So much for death with dignity. |
1.6280 |
0.04249 |
293 |
152 |
98 |
43 |
30 |
Believe me, if he still lived here, I'd tell you. |
1.6254 |
0.04646 |
291 |
166 |
68 |
57 |
31 |
Can you wait till he finishes doing the dishes? |
1.6250 |
0.04555 |
288 |
160 |
76 |
52 |
32 |
You are persuasive, but I'm still voting for Hillary. |
1.6237 |
0.04434 |
287 |
155 |
85 |
47 |
33 |
I'd invite you in, but I guess I don't live here anymore. |
1.6237 |
0.04675 |
287 |
164 |
67 |
56 |
34 |
He's on the treadmill. |
1.6211 |
0.04624 |
285 |
161 |
71 |
53 |
35 |
Sorry, Billy won't be harvesting any souls until he finishes his homework. |
1.6095 |
0.04671 |
274 |
156 |
69 |
49 |
36 |
Who are you here for? Actually, how many can you take? |
1.6081 |
0.04599 |
273 |
153 |
74 |
46 |
37 |
He's not home but you're welcome to wait. |
1.6066 |
0.04672 |
272 |
155 |
69 |
48 |
38 |
Good, you're here. I'll go get my husband. |
1.6052 |
0.04658 |
271 |
154 |
70 |
47 |
39 |
Grim, huh? I'll show you grim. He's on the couch in his underwear. |
1.6030 |
0.04862 |
267 |
158 |
57 |
52 |
40 |
I'm just glad to see a millennial with a job. |
1.6022 |
0.04445 |
269 |
146 |
84 |
39 |
41 |
Thank God, I thought it was another Jehovah's Witness. |
1.6015 |
0.04640 |
266 |
150 |
72 |
44 |
42 |
You're too late. I'm already in hell. |
1.5984 |
0.04880 |
254 |
148 |
60 |
46 |
43 |
Well, I'll be damned. |
1.5954 |
0.04543 |
262 |
145 |
78 |
39 |
44 |
Just my luck, I get the intern. |
1.5946 |
0.04519 |
259 |
142 |
80 |
37 |
45 |
Thank goodness. I was afraid you were a clown. |
1.5939 |
0.04685 |
261 |
149 |
69 |
43 |
46 |
You look different from your profile picture. |
1.5916 |
0.04735 |
262 |
152 |
65 |
45 |
47 |
Dressed to kill, I see. |
1.5898 |
0.04663 |
256 |
145 |
71 |
40 |
48 |
I chose liberty. |
1.5898 |
0.04981 |
256 |
155 |
51 |
50 |
49 |
Thank goodness! I was afraid you might be a clown. |
1.5840 |
0.04687 |
250 |
142 |
70 |
38 |
50 |
Can he run a few errands first ? |
1.5806 |
0.04649 |
248 |
140 |
72 |
36 |
51 |
George...it's for you. |
1.5806 |
0.04855 |
248 |
146 |
60 |
42 |
52 |
You want to move back home for a while? Over my dead body. |
1.5800 |
0.04515 |
250 |
138 |
79 |
33 |
53 |
You look like hell. |
1.5800 |
0.04924 |
250 |
150 |
55 |
45 |
54 |
And what are you supposed to be -- the Gym Reaper? |
1.5789 |
0.04872 |
247 |
146 |
59 |
42 |
55 |
I'll get my husband. |
1.5789 |
0.04769 |
247 |
143 |
65 |
39 |
56 |
Ironically, he's in the living room. |
1.5755 |
0.04767 |
245 |
142 |
65 |
38 |
57 |
Well if your little walk through the valley of the shadow of death goes through my living room, you're going to need to take your shoes off because I just vacuumed. |
1.5755 |
0.04440 |
245 |
133 |
83 |
29 |
58 |
You look more like the gym reaper, if you ask me. |
1.5755 |
0.04661 |
245 |
139 |
71 |
35 |
59 |
So good to see you, I was afraid I was going to have to vote this year. |
1.5720 |
0.05042 |
243 |
149 |
49 |
45 |
60 |
Nice shoes and sweats. You must be the Gym Reaper! |
1.5702 |
0.04852 |
242 |
143 |
60 |
39 |
61 |
Finally! He's in the den. |
1.5654 |
0.04899 |
237 |
141 |
58 |
38 |
62 |
I can't come: I'm being audited. |
1.5612 |
0.05150 |
237 |
149 |
43 |
45 |
63 |
Herb stepped out for a carton of cigarettes, but you probably knew that. |
1.5598 |
0.04724 |
234 |
135 |
67 |
32 |
64 |
Thanks for coming on such short notice. He's snoring again. |
1.5584 |
0.04850 |
231 |
136 |
61 |
34 |
65 |
Sure you are. And I'm the Easter Bunny. |
1.5579 |
0.04894 |
233 |
139 |
58 |
36 |
66 |
Oh good, I thought you were a Jehovah's Witness. |
1.5579 |
0.04932 |
233 |
140 |
56 |
37 |
67 |
It figures: I just paid my taxes. |
1.5507 |
0.04880 |
227 |
135 |
59 |
33 |
68 |
I don't care why you missed curfew. If Pestilence, Famine, and Death jumped off a bridge, would you jump too? |
1.5502 |
0.05041 |
229 |
141 |
50 |
38 |
69 |
He's relaxing in the tub with a martini and a few vicodin. Why? |
1.5487 |
0.04775 |
226 |
132 |
64 |
30 |
70 |
What happened to Death with dignity? |
1.5487 |
0.04937 |
226 |
136 |
56 |
34 |
71 |
Trump won, didn't he? |
1.5487 |
0.05246 |
226 |
144 |
40 |
42 |
72 |
All right, don't tell us. Dad and I are just happy you got any job at all. |
1.5487 |
0.04775 |
226 |
132 |
64 |
30 |
73 |
You don't scare me, I'm a teacher. |
1.5467 |
0.04955 |
225 |
136 |
55 |
34 |
74 |
I only support pro-life candidates. |
1.5450 |
0.04967 |
222 |
134 |
55 |
33 |
75 |
You aren't reaping anything, mister, until that room is clean. |
1.5450 |
0.04967 |
222 |
134 |
55 |
33 |
76 |
Don't go out wearing that hoodie, you'll make people nervous. |
1.5450 |
0.05049 |
222 |
136 |
51 |
35 |
77 |
well, at least I won't have to witness another presidential debate. |
1.5450 |
0.05324 |
222 |
143 |
37 |
42 |
78 |
A hoodie? That could get YOU killed. |
1.5450 |
0.05129 |
222 |
138 |
47 |
37 |
79 |
If Trump wins, I'm all yours. |
1.5450 |
0.05008 |
222 |
135 |
53 |
34 |
80 |
So, what now...NO lives matter? |
1.5430 |
0.05382 |
221 |
144 |
34 |
43 |
81 |
You're late. I did him myself. |
1.5430 |
0.05067 |
221 |
136 |
50 |
35 |
82 |
You don't look anything like your Tinder photo. |
1.5430 |
0.04944 |
221 |
133 |
56 |
32 |
83 |
I knew you'd get here before the Cable Guy! |
1.5426 |
0.05151 |
223 |
140 |
45 |
38 |
84 |
What do you mean, the regular guy died? |
1.5409 |
0.05004 |
220 |
134 |
53 |
33 |
85 |
You're not exactly dressed to kill. |
1.5409 |
0.04920 |
220 |
132 |
57 |
31 |
86 |
Great! I'll go get him. |
1.5409 |
0.05045 |
220 |
135 |
51 |
34 |
87 |
You look more like the Grim Rapper. |
1.5388 |
0.05105 |
219 |
136 |
48 |
35 |
88 |
Typical! I get to die on Casual Friday. |
1.5349 |
0.05053 |
215 |
132 |
51 |
32 |
89 |
Sorry -- I ran out of Candy. Will Harold do? |
1.5324 |
0.04993 |
216 |
132 |
53 |
31 |
90 |
Seriously? The grim rapper? |
1.5305 |
0.05091 |
213 |
132 |
49 |
32 |
91 |
Your scythe was much bigger in your profile pic. |
1.5291 |
0.05041 |
206 |
125 |
53 |
28 |
92 |
I'm not going anywhere. This place is rent controlled. |
1.5283 |
0.04978 |
212 |
129 |
54 |
29 |
93 |
So I take it he wasn't at the gym? |
1.5283 |
0.04932 |
212 |
128 |
56 |
28 |
94 |
Well since we're being casual, how about just giving me the flu? |
1.5280 |
0.04898 |
214 |
129 |
57 |
28 |
95 |
Honey - Someone at the door for you. |
1.5263 |
0.05123 |
209 |
130 |
48 |
31 |
96 |
No, Jimmy can not come out and play dead. |
1.5263 |
0.05168 |
209 |
131 |
46 |
32 |
97 |
You know, you only get one chance to make a last impression. |
1.5240 |
0.05277 |
208 |
133 |
41 |
34 |
98 |
I would love to give you his new address. |
1.5217 |
0.05341 |
207 |
134 |
38 |
35 |
99 |
We decided to go with hospice instead. |
1.5217 |
0.05024 |
207 |
127 |
52 |
28 |
100 |
I hope you realize that most Angels of Death don't live in their parents' basement. |
1.5217 |
0.04978 |
207 |
126 |
54 |
27 |
101 |
And take me off your mailing list, too. |
1.5194 |
0.05044 |
206 |
127 |
51 |
28 |
102 |
Could you come back after he finishes cleaning the basement? |
1.5149 |
0.05216 |
202 |
128 |
44 |
30 |
103 |
We’re divorced, John no longer lives here—LET ME GIVE YOU HIS ADDRESS. |
1.5149 |
0.05120 |
202 |
126 |
48 |
28 |
104 |
Well, well, well; if it isn't the Grim Rapper. |
1.5147 |
0.05360 |
204 |
133 |
37 |
34 |
105 |
Sorry, I beat you to him. |
1.5130 |
0.05042 |
193 |
117 |
53 |
23 |
106 |
It never occurred to me that Death would observe casual Friday. |
1.5127 |
0.05170 |
197 |
123 |
47 |
27 |
107 |
My husband isn't home, but I would appreciate it very much if you would wait for him. |
1.5124 |
0.05043 |
201 |
124 |
51 |
26 |
108 |
If you don't mind, I'd like to see some ID. |
1.5122 |
0.04772 |
205 |
122 |
61 |
22 |
109 |
Well, how was practice? |
1.5100 |
0.05012 |
200 |
123 |
52 |
25 |
110 |
"I really wasn't expecting the 'Gym Reaper'". |
1.5100 |
0.05209 |
200 |
127 |
44 |
29 |
111 |
Let me guess, Casual Friday the 13th? |
1.5100 |
0.05062 |
200 |
124 |
50 |
26 |
112 |
You look more like the Grim Rapper to me. |
1.5076 |
0.05070 |
197 |
122 |
50 |
25 |
113 |
It's the grim rapper! |
1.5076 |
0.05120 |
197 |
123 |
48 |
26 |
114 |
For the record, I'd like to say that I told him to hire an electrician. |
1.5076 |
0.05319 |
197 |
127 |
40 |
30 |
115 |
Oh, the perfect ending to a crappy day. |
1.5075 |
0.05180 |
199 |
126 |
45 |
28 |
116 |
He's at the golf course with his mistress. I can provide you with the GPS coordinates. |
1.5075 |
0.05131 |
199 |
125 |
47 |
27 |
117 |
No, thanks. We didn't sow anything this year. |
1.5075 |
0.05180 |
199 |
126 |
45 |
28 |
118 |
A man finally knocks on my door and look who it is. |
1.5075 |
0.04878 |
199 |
120 |
57 |
22 |
119 |
The Grim Rapper? |
1.5051 |
0.05151 |
198 |
125 |
46 |
27 |
120 |
I thought I had a date with Destiny. |
1.5051 |
0.05298 |
198 |
128 |
40 |
30 |
121 |
Dressed to kill, you're not. |
1.5051 |
0.05394 |
198 |
130 |
36 |
32 |
122 |
The Grim Rapper, I presume. |
1.5027 |
0.05417 |
183 |
117 |
40 |
26 |
123 |
It's about time. He's downstairs in the den. |
1.5025 |
0.05463 |
197 |
131 |
33 |
33 |
124 |
Grim rapper? Right. |
1.5025 |
0.05121 |
197 |
124 |
47 |
26 |
125 |
First tell me the good news. |
1.5000 |
0.04862 |
194 |
117 |
57 |
20 |
126 |
Oh, sure – and I'm the Virgin Mary. |
1.5000 |
0.05077 |
194 |
121 |
49 |
24 |
127 |
Since the divorce, he no longer lives here but I'll be happy to give you his new address. |
1.5000 |
0.05333 |
194 |
126 |
39 |
29 |
128 |
Jerry, it's for you. |
1.4974 |
0.05212 |
195 |
125 |
43 |
27 |
129 |
He's out celebrating. He thought your appointment was yesterday. |
1.4974 |
0.05355 |
193 |
126 |
38 |
29 |
130 |
Let me guess, you're here to 'unfriend' me... |
1.4974 |
0.05304 |
193 |
125 |
40 |
28 |
131 |
You'll have to wait. He's being audited. |
1.4974 |
0.05253 |
193 |
124 |
42 |
27 |
132 |
Well, well, if it isn't the Grim Slacker. |
1.4974 |
0.05304 |
193 |
125 |
40 |
28 |
133 |
Thank God. I thought you were one of those, "Get out the vote," people. |
1.4974 |
0.05253 |
193 |
124 |
42 |
27 |
134 |
I wouldn't be seen dead with you. |
1.4974 |
0.05043 |
193 |
120 |
50 |
23 |
135 |
Oh, it's the gym reaper! |
1.4974 |
0.04989 |
193 |
119 |
52 |
22 |
136 |
Hang on a sec...I wouldn't be caught dead in this sweater. |
1.4974 |
0.04880 |
193 |
117 |
56 |
20 |
137 |
He's in the den, wearing a "Make America Great" baseball cap. |
1.4974 |
0.05253 |
193 |
124 |
42 |
27 |
138 |
Thank you for coming. My other option was divorce. |
1.4974 |
0.05253 |
193 |
124 |
42 |
27 |
139 |
You look more like the Gym Reaper. |
1.4974 |
0.04935 |
193 |
118 |
54 |
21 |
140 |
You must be the grim rapper. |
1.4974 |
0.05347 |
191 |
124 |
39 |
28 |
141 |
Oh, good. I was afraid you were a Mormon. |
1.4948 |
0.05427 |
192 |
127 |
35 |
30 |
142 |
Yes, we're still undecided. |
1.4948 |
0.04898 |
192 |
117 |
55 |
20 |
143 |
The sweatsuit hoodie says, 'Look at me, I'm Death, I live in my mom's basement.' |
1.4948 |
0.05427 |
192 |
127 |
35 |
30 |
144 |
Let me get my husband for you. |
1.4948 |
0.05116 |
192 |
121 |
47 |
24 |
145 |
Death be not proud, but have a little self respect. |
1.4921 |
0.05231 |
189 |
121 |
43 |
25 |
146 |
He just applied for life insurance. Come back next month. |
1.4894 |
0.04916 |
188 |
115 |
54 |
19 |
147 |
Oh, look, it's the Grim Rapper. |
1.4894 |
0.05252 |
188 |
121 |
42 |
25 |
148 |
For God's sake - get a life. |
1.4839 |
0.05183 |
186 |
119 |
44 |
23 |
149 |
Over my dead body will I leave this rent-controlled apartment. |
1.4839 |
0.04895 |
186 |
114 |
54 |
18 |
150 |
Well I'm all out of candy. What happens now? |
1.4811 |
0.05147 |
185 |
118 |
45 |
22 |
151 |
I wasn't expecting the Gym Reaper. |
1.4811 |
0.05147 |
185 |
118 |
45 |
22 |
152 |
At least you're not a clown. |
1.4811 |
0.04973 |
185 |
115 |
51 |
19 |
153 |
I guess the election results are in. |
1.4811 |
0.05425 |
185 |
123 |
35 |
27 |
154 |
YES, you still have to take your shoes off. |
1.4811 |
0.04973 |
185 |
115 |
51 |
19 |
155 |
Not if I see him first. |
1.4811 |
0.05316 |
185 |
121 |
39 |
25 |
156 |
I knew the tuna tasted funny. |
1.4809 |
0.05131 |
183 |
116 |
46 |
21 |
157 |
I see outrunning you is not an option. |
1.4809 |
0.05304 |
183 |
119 |
40 |
24 |
158 |
The back yard, weed it and reap. |
1.4809 |
0.05579 |
183 |
124 |
30 |
29 |
159 |
You can find him at Paddy's, and you can tell him I told him so. |
1.4809 |
0.05525 |
183 |
123 |
32 |
28 |
160 |
He is not here. How about my mother-in-law? |
1.4809 |
0.05471 |
183 |
122 |
34 |
27 |
161 |
You couldn't have shown up BEFORE this election cycle?! |
1.4809 |
0.05189 |
183 |
117 |
44 |
22 |
162 |
Honey, I don't want to do Airbnb anymore. |
1.4780 |
0.05438 |
182 |
121 |
35 |
26 |
163 |
I knew millennials would be the death of me. |
1.4780 |
0.05325 |
182 |
119 |
39 |
24 |
164 |
That outfit alone is killing me. |
1.4780 |
0.05151 |
182 |
116 |
45 |
21 |
165 |
You could've dressed up a bit! This is kind of a big day for me! |
1.4722 |
0.05252 |
180 |
117 |
41 |
22 |
166 |
I think you're looking for my husband. |
1.4722 |
0.05426 |
180 |
120 |
35 |
25 |
167 |
You need to get a life. |
1.4719 |
0.05473 |
178 |
119 |
34 |
25 |
168 |
Stand up straight and take your hand out of your pocket. |
1.4693 |
0.05506 |
179 |
121 |
32 |
26 |
169 |
Well, he's dead to me too. |
1.4693 |
0.05152 |
179 |
115 |
44 |
20 |
170 |
I believe we already spoke on the phone, when I tried to cancel my cable. |
1.4693 |
0.05273 |
179 |
117 |
40 |
22 |
171 |
If you're not taking your job seriously, why should I? |
1.4693 |
0.05029 |
179 |
113 |
48 |
18 |
172 |
Are you here for the Republican Party? |
1.4693 |
0.05273 |
179 |
117 |
40 |
22 |
173 |
He's still not home from skydiving. |
1.4693 |
0.05029 |
179 |
113 |
48 |
18 |
174 |
Over my dead body. |
1.4693 |
0.05213 |
179 |
116 |
42 |
21 |
175 |
I thought I heard the doorbell toll. |
1.4689 |
0.05377 |
177 |
117 |
37 |
23 |
176 |
Thanks for coming on such short notice. He's in the bathroom. |
1.4689 |
0.05377 |
177 |
117 |
37 |
23 |
177 |
Figures I would die on Casual Friday. |
1.4689 |
0.04942 |
177 |
110 |
51 |
16 |
178 |
I got tired of waiting, so I just did it myself. |
1.4689 |
0.05495 |
177 |
119 |
33 |
25 |
179 |
About time; he's in the den. |
1.4689 |
0.05133 |
177 |
113 |
45 |
19 |
180 |
Do I have time to take a shower? |
1.4689 |
0.05317 |
177 |
116 |
39 |
22 |
181 |
I'm thinking maybe Amber can't go out tonight. |
1.4659 |
0.05216 |
176 |
114 |
42 |
20 |
182 |
No, Plague and Famine can't come out and play. They're grounded. |
1.4659 |
0.05399 |
176 |
117 |
36 |
23 |
183 |
I don't care who you are–he's grounded until Monday. |
1.4659 |
0.05339 |
176 |
116 |
38 |
22 |
184 |
You're not taking my mother out dressed like that. |
1.4659 |
0.05459 |
176 |
118 |
34 |
24 |
185 |
Well, your Match.com photo isn't exactly accurate, either. |
1.4647 |
0.05352 |
170 |
111 |
39 |
20 |
186 |
He's due back in 15 minutes. In the meantime could you do the back lawn? |
1.4637 |
0.05150 |
179 |
116 |
43 |
20 |
187 |
Im here for the Bris. |
1.4633 |
0.05834 |
177 |
126 |
20 |
31 |
188 |
Someone to see you,dear . |
1.4602 |
0.05023 |
176 |
112 |
47 |
17 |
189 |
Well at least you're not a clown. |
1.4602 |
0.05337 |
176 |
117 |
37 |
22 |
190 |
Oh, thank goodness, for a moment I thought you were a clown! |
1.4602 |
0.05516 |
176 |
120 |
31 |
25 |
191 |
What do you mean it's like unfriending, only longer? |
1.4602 |
0.05214 |
176 |
115 |
41 |
20 |
192 |
You're as disappointing as the rest of my life. |
1.4602 |
0.05214 |
176 |
115 |
41 |
20 |
193 |
Well, I finally get to see Trump's healthcare plan. |
1.4602 |
0.05337 |
176 |
117 |
37 |
22 |
194 |
If you’ve come for my girlish figure, my libido, or my faith in human decency—you’re too late. |
1.4602 |
0.05397 |
176 |
118 |
35 |
23 |
195 |
Oh dear. What I said was: My ideal date would be "slim" and "a keeper." |
1.4598 |
0.05194 |
174 |
113 |
42 |
19 |
196 |
It was the sushi, wasn't it... |
1.4598 |
0.05130 |
174 |
112 |
44 |
18 |
197 |
I gave my soul at the office |
1.4598 |
0.05258 |
174 |
114 |
40 |
20 |
198 |
Well, you're not exactly dressed to kill either. |
1.4598 |
0.05130 |
174 |
112 |
44 |
18 |
199 |
Across the hall. All of them. |
1.4593 |
0.05239 |
172 |
112 |
41 |
19 |
200 |
You're selling subscriptions to Life? |
1.4593 |
0.05239 |
172 |
112 |
41 |
19 |
201 |
Just give me a moment and I'll go and fetch my mother in law |
1.4593 |
0.05554 |
172 |
117 |
31 |
24 |
202 |
It froze over? |
1.4593 |
0.05107 |
172 |
110 |
45 |
17 |
203 |
Donald? There's someone here from the RNC |
1.4593 |
0.05675 |
172 |
119 |
27 |
26 |
204 |
Sorry, I died at the office. |
1.4593 |
0.05793 |
172 |
121 |
23 |
28 |
205 |
I don't care for whom the bell tolled. You're still grounded. |
1.4593 |
0.05239 |
172 |
112 |
41 |
19 |
206 |
For Christ's sake even Death is younger than me |
1.4576 |
0.05313 |
177 |
118 |
37 |
22 |
207 |
Not today, Death. Why don't you jog your way to 7b? She's a smoker. |
1.4568 |
0.05038 |
162 |
101 |
48 |
13 |
208 |
You sure don't look like your profile picture. |
1.4561 |
0.05389 |
171 |
114 |
36 |
21 |
209 |
Check back with me on November 9th. |
1.4561 |
0.05699 |
171 |
119 |
26 |
26 |
210 |
Thanks for the offer, but we have a riding mower. |
1.4561 |
0.05127 |
171 |
110 |
44 |
17 |
211 |
If you don't take those shoes off you'll be the one getting carried out of here. |
1.4535 |
0.05104 |
172 |
111 |
44 |
17 |
212 |
Before you take my husband, any chance you can trim the hedges? |
1.4534 |
0.05707 |
161 |
110 |
29 |
22 |
213 |
You're not taking my daughter anywhere dressed like that. |
1.4529 |
0.05411 |
170 |
114 |
35 |
21 |
214 |
I thought you'd be taller. |
1.4529 |
0.04940 |
170 |
107 |
49 |
14 |
215 |
Well, I guess it's better than waiting for the elections |
1.4529 |
0.05475 |
170 |
115 |
33 |
22 |
216 |
Was it the salmon mousse? |
1.4524 |
0.05123 |
168 |
108 |
44 |
16 |
217 |
I might vote for you considering the alternatives |
1.4524 |
0.05052 |
168 |
107 |
46 |
15 |
218 |
Wait here. I'll get him. |
1.4505 |
0.05372 |
182 |
125 |
32 |
25 |
219 |
Well it's about time! He's on the couch. |
1.4497 |
0.05434 |
169 |
114 |
34 |
21 |
220 |
It's about time! He's in the bedroom. |
1.4497 |
0.05498 |
169 |
115 |
32 |
22 |
221 |
Come on in. But, just so you know, he's already dead to me. |
1.4491 |
0.05416 |
167 |
112 |
35 |
20 |
222 |
He's in the shower. Coffee? |
1.4464 |
0.05649 |
168 |
117 |
27 |
24 |
223 |
Death be not proud, eh? |
1.4464 |
0.05256 |
168 |
111 |
39 |
18 |
224 |
Honey, there's someone from 'no lives matter' here to see you |
1.4464 |
0.05835 |
168 |
120 |
21 |
27 |
225 |
He's with his mistress. I'll give you her address if you'll take both of them. |
1.4464 |
0.05456 |
168 |
114 |
33 |
21 |
226 |
At least someone still makes house calls. |
1.4464 |
0.04906 |
168 |
106 |
49 |
13 |
227 |
So, white is the new black. |
1.4464 |
0.05256 |
168 |
111 |
39 |
18 |
228 |
I just need a minute to put on clean underwear. |
1.4458 |
0.05505 |
166 |
113 |
32 |
21 |
229 |
He's the one in the bedroom with the knife sticking out of his chest. |
1.4458 |
0.05163 |
166 |
108 |
42 |
16 |
230 |
I wouldn't be caught dead in that outfit. |
1.4458 |
0.05505 |
166 |
113 |
32 |
21 |
231 |
Please tell me you weren't out reaping souls in THAT. |
1.4458 |
0.04946 |
166 |
105 |
48 |
13 |
232 |
Thank God! I was afraid you were a clown. |
1.4451 |
0.05488 |
164 |
111 |
33 |
20 |
233 |
Well you don't look anything like your profile picture either. |
1.4451 |
0.05208 |
164 |
107 |
41 |
16 |
234 |
I was just going to vote. Perfect timing. |
1.4431 |
0.05673 |
167 |
117 |
26 |
24 |
235 |
Well, ain't this a scythe for four-eyes! |
1.4424 |
0.05393 |
165 |
111 |
35 |
19 |
236 |
No, I very clearly said I wanted you to Skype me. |
1.4424 |
0.05461 |
165 |
112 |
33 |
20 |
237 |
I see it's casual Friday. |
1.4424 |
0.05112 |
165 |
107 |
43 |
15 |
238 |
I'm hoping you're about to say, "Trick or treat." |
1.4424 |
0.04814 |
165 |
103 |
51 |
11 |
239 |
I got better |
1.4424 |
0.05324 |
165 |
110 |
37 |
18 |
240 |
If it isn't the Grim Rapper. |
1.4424 |
0.05595 |
165 |
114 |
29 |
22 |
241 |
Let me guess--we're not going somewhere fancy. |
1.4424 |
0.05393 |
165 |
111 |
35 |
19 |
242 |
My neighbor has the Note 7. I have an iPhone. |
1.4405 |
0.05387 |
168 |
114 |
34 |
20 |
243 |
Why, if it isn't the Gym Reaper ... |
1.4390 |
0.05346 |
164 |
110 |
36 |
18 |
244 |
I do live here, and even have the same name, but I'm not her. |
1.4390 |
0.05619 |
164 |
114 |
28 |
22 |
245 |
I might go quietly, but never casually. |
1.4390 |
0.05204 |
164 |
108 |
40 |
16 |
246 |
...The GYM Reaper? |
1.4390 |
0.05204 |
164 |
108 |
40 |
16 |
247 |
Well, you don't look like your profile pic either. |
1.4390 |
0.05346 |
164 |
110 |
36 |
18 |
248 |
I thought you'd never come.... he's in the living room. |
1.4371 |
0.05445 |
151 |
100 |
36 |
15 |
249 |
Why can't you just carry a skateboard like your friends? |
1.4356 |
0.05224 |
163 |
108 |
39 |
16 |
250 |
Thanks but I think I'll wait for the next Uber driver. |
1.4356 |
0.05438 |
163 |
111 |
33 |
19 |
251 |
Oh sure, NOW you show up. Where were you during the debates? |
1.4356 |
0.05224 |
163 |
108 |
39 |
16 |
252 |
How would I know if my husband changed his jogging route? |
1.4356 |
0.05507 |
163 |
112 |
31 |
20 |
253 |
If you're looking for my husband's libido, I already killed it with this outfit |
1.4356 |
0.05643 |
163 |
114 |
27 |
22 |
254 |
Would it kill you to put on a nice cloak? |
1.4356 |
0.05367 |
163 |
110 |
35 |
18 |
255 |
... I'd still like to see some identification. |
1.4348 |
0.05197 |
161 |
106 |
40 |
15 |
256 |
I like the new look! It's definitely less grim. |
1.4348 |
0.05045 |
161 |
104 |
44 |
13 |
257 |
Can you come back later when my husband is home? |
1.4348 |
0.05416 |
161 |
109 |
34 |
18 |
258 |
Frankly I was hoping for something grimmer. |
1.4348 |
0.05121 |
161 |
105 |
42 |
14 |
259 |
Don't wear the hoodie. You'll scare people. |
1.4348 |
0.05558 |
161 |
111 |
30 |
20 |
260 |
I'd like to use one of my lifelines. |
1.4348 |
0.05271 |
161 |
107 |
38 |
16 |
261 |
Tell you what -- you give those hedges a quick trim, and I'll bring Harold out with no fuss. |
1.4348 |
0.05558 |
161 |
111 |
30 |
20 |
262 |
Perfect timing. He's just finishing dessert. |
1.4348 |
0.05416 |
161 |
109 |
34 |
18 |
263 |
I don't care if you're here to take who-ever to the great what-ever, take your shoes off! |
1.4348 |
0.05416 |
161 |
109 |
34 |
18 |
264 |
I was supposed to get a text when you were ten minutes away. |
1.4323 |
0.05180 |
155 |
101 |
41 |
13 |
265 |
Somebody to see you, Harry! |
1.4321 |
0.05389 |
162 |
110 |
34 |
18 |
266 |
Sorry, but we're happy with our current service provider. |
1.4312 |
0.05217 |
160 |
106 |
39 |
15 |
267 |
Is this Casual Doomsday? |
1.4312 |
0.05292 |
160 |
107 |
37 |
16 |
268 |
My underwear is clean. Let's do this. |
1.4312 |
0.05510 |
160 |
110 |
31 |
19 |
269 |
Why can't you go through a normal goth phase? |
1.4312 |
0.05141 |
160 |
105 |
41 |
14 |
270 |
Trim the hedges, and take care of the neighbors while you're at it. |
1.4312 |
0.05581 |
160 |
111 |
29 |
20 |
271 |
Stand straight. Hand out of pocket. Look grim." |
1.4312 |
0.05366 |
160 |
108 |
35 |
17 |
272 |
So, you're just going to casually end it? |
1.4312 |
0.05217 |
160 |
106 |
39 |
15 |
273 |
can I see some ID |
1.4312 |
0.05366 |
160 |
108 |
35 |
17 |
274 |
I'll give you $20 to cut the grass and another $500 if you take my husband. |
1.4312 |
0.05292 |
160 |
107 |
37 |
16 |
275 |
You need to get rid of that hoodie, it scares people. |
1.4286 |
0.05593 |
154 |
106 |
30 |
18 |
276 |
Not now!...I finally like myself! |
1.4277 |
0.05605 |
159 |
111 |
28 |
20 |
277 |
This is my last blind date. |
1.4277 |
0.05745 |
159 |
113 |
24 |
22 |
278 |
You're in the wrong hood. |
1.4277 |
0.05238 |
159 |
106 |
38 |
15 |
279 |
What is it, casual Friday the 13th? |
1.4277 |
0.05238 |
159 |
106 |
38 |
15 |
280 |
My mother-in-law is in the kitchen. |
1.4277 |
0.05388 |
159 |
108 |
34 |
17 |
281 |
You could have tolled. |
1.4277 |
0.05388 |
159 |
108 |
34 |
17 |
282 |
Dude, all lives matter. |
1.4277 |
0.05605 |
159 |
111 |
28 |
20 |
283 |
Oh, thank God you're here – this election has been slow torture. |
1.4277 |
0.05745 |
159 |
113 |
24 |
22 |
284 |
At least I can stop worrying about who to vote for! |
1.4277 |
0.05388 |
159 |
108 |
34 |
17 |
285 |
Hello darkness, my old friend. |
1.4277 |
0.04924 |
159 |
102 |
46 |
11 |
286 |
Is my time up or are you canvassing for Trump? |
1.4250 |
0.05576 |
160 |
112 |
28 |
20 |
287 |
I ate all that kale for nothing! |
1.4241 |
0.05258 |
158 |
106 |
37 |
15 |
288 |
I can't believe you got past the doorman. |
1.4241 |
0.04860 |
158 |
101 |
47 |
10 |
289 |
Actually, his son. The Grim Rapper. |
1.4241 |
0.05484 |
158 |
109 |
31 |
18 |
290 |
I can't even get a respectable death |
1.4241 |
0.05334 |
158 |
107 |
35 |
16 |
291 |
An alternative to Clinton and Trump? I'm listening. |
1.4231 |
0.05535 |
156 |
108 |
30 |
18 |
292 |
If I had to wear that ensemble for eternity, I'd want to kill everyone, too. |
1.4231 |
0.05535 |
156 |
108 |
30 |
18 |
293 |
I'm not going anywhere with you in those sweatpants. |
1.4231 |
0.05755 |
156 |
111 |
24 |
21 |
294 |
Would it have killed you to dress up a little? |
1.4231 |
0.05383 |
156 |
106 |
34 |
16 |
295 |
NOW you show up. My mother-in-law left 2 hours ago! |
1.4231 |
0.05682 |
156 |
110 |
26 |
20 |
296 |
Yeah, definitely less grim. |
1.4231 |
0.05306 |
156 |
105 |
36 |
15 |
297 |
I just got a call--someone here said they'd rather die than go to Aunt Helen's for Thanksgiving. |
1.4231 |
0.05826 |
156 |
112 |
22 |
22 |
298 |
Just the weeds around back. I'll take care of the old man. |
1.4204 |
0.05724 |
157 |
112 |
24 |
21 |
299 |
You couldn't just text? |
1.4194 |
0.05248 |
155 |
104 |
37 |
14 |
300 |
He'll be so disappointed, this is his poker night. |
1.4161 |
0.05396 |
149 |
101 |
34 |
14 |
301 |
Death is on vacation—I'm Casualty. |
1.4156 |
0.05505 |
154 |
107 |
30 |
17 |
302 |
Your Tinder profile claimed you had a bigger scythe. |
1.4156 |
0.05505 |
154 |
107 |
30 |
17 |
303 |
Let me guess, you must be the Grim Rapper. |
1.4156 |
0.05427 |
154 |
106 |
32 |
16 |
304 |
Where have you been? I was scared I'd have to vote. |
1.4156 |
0.05732 |
154 |
110 |
24 |
20 |
305 |
Larry, someone's here for you. |
1.4156 |
0.05657 |
154 |
109 |
26 |
19 |
306 |
We don't take death so casually in this house. |
1.4156 |
0.05105 |
154 |
102 |
40 |
12 |
307 |
Since when does Death observe Casual Friday? |
1.4145 |
0.05398 |
152 |
104 |
33 |
15 |
308 |
'Let me guess. The Grim Jogger?' |
1.4145 |
0.05479 |
152 |
105 |
31 |
16 |
309 |
Why yes, I did boo Hillary Clinton at a campaign rally. Why? |
1.4118 |
0.05528 |
153 |
107 |
29 |
17 |
310 |
I take it we're not going out. |
1.4118 |
0.05289 |
153 |
104 |
35 |
14 |
311 |
I don't care who you think you are. You'll leave your shoes in the hall. |
1.4118 |
0.05039 |
153 |
101 |
41 |
11 |
312 |
No offense, but you look like hell! |
1.4118 |
0.05039 |
153 |
101 |
41 |
11 |
313 |
You looked more sinister in your profile picture. |
1.4118 |
0.05756 |
153 |
110 |
23 |
20 |
314 |
This really isn't a good time. |
1.4106 |
0.05659 |
151 |
107 |
26 |
18 |
315 |
Fine. You can come in. But the other three guys and the horses stay outside. |
1.4106 |
0.05338 |
151 |
103 |
34 |
14 |
316 |
You're taking my death too casually. |
1.4106 |
0.05420 |
151 |
104 |
32 |
15 |
317 |
I suppose it's pointless to try to outrun you. |
1.4106 |
0.05659 |
151 |
107 |
26 |
18 |
318 |
I asked for someone to trim the creeper... |
1.4106 |
0.05501 |
151 |
105 |
30 |
16 |
319 |
If you're looking for the Republican party, you're too late. |
1.4106 |
0.05581 |
151 |
106 |
28 |
17 |
320 |
I told you the neighbors get freaked out when you cut the grass like that. |
1.4106 |
0.05581 |
151 |
106 |
28 |
17 |
321 |
Well I don't care what fate says, I'm his mother and I say he's grounded. |
1.4106 |
0.05659 |
151 |
107 |
26 |
18 |
322 |
The last time you cut the lawn all my flowers died. |
1.4106 |
0.05338 |
151 |
103 |
34 |
14 |
323 |
If you took your job more seriously you wouldn't have missed him. |
1.4106 |
0.05501 |
151 |
105 |
30 |
16 |
324 |
I would rather pay more taxes |
1.4106 |
0.05420 |
151 |
104 |
32 |
15 |
325 |
How was the Trump rally? |
1.4106 |
0.05501 |
151 |
105 |
30 |
16 |
326 |
Oh thank God, I was afraid I might make it until November. |
1.4091 |
0.05342 |
154 |
106 |
33 |
15 |
327 |
He's already on the mantel. |
1.4091 |
0.05498 |
154 |
108 |
29 |
17 |
328 |
Some of us don't accept death so casually. |
1.4067 |
0.05359 |
150 |
103 |
33 |
14 |
329 |
Finally, a man who matches his profile. |
1.4067 |
0.05524 |
150 |
105 |
29 |
16 |
330 |
No, that's next door......but can you take me? I can't watch another debate. |
1.4067 |
0.05683 |
150 |
107 |
25 |
18 |
331 |
This is the last time I'll complain about my pizza not being sliced. |
1.4067 |
0.05442 |
150 |
104 |
31 |
15 |
332 |
For whom the doorbell tolls |
1.4040 |
0.05247 |
151 |
103 |
35 |
13 |
333 |
Can you give me a minute to sign my donor card? |
1.4040 |
0.05413 |
151 |
105 |
31 |
15 |
334 |
You reap, but you can't sew? |
1.4040 |
0.05413 |
151 |
105 |
31 |
15 |
335 |
Can I see some identification? |
1.4027 |
0.05464 |
149 |
104 |
30 |
15 |
336 |
Give me a minute to see if his insurance is paid up, then he's all yours. |
1.4027 |
0.05464 |
149 |
104 |
30 |
15 |
337 |
Come back November 9th. I may need your services then. |
1.4027 |
0.05121 |
149 |
100 |
38 |
11 |
338 |
Why do you have to end it so casually? |
1.4027 |
0.05464 |
149 |
104 |
30 |
15 |
339 |
At least dress like you care! |
1.4027 |
0.05296 |
149 |
102 |
34 |
13 |
340 |
Too menacing. Lose the hoodie. |
1.4027 |
0.05628 |
149 |
106 |
26 |
17 |
341 |
You don't look anything like your picture. |
1.4027 |
0.05628 |
149 |
106 |
26 |
17 |
342 |
Forget a tip! You killed the dog and left my husband. |
1.4027 |
0.05380 |
149 |
103 |
32 |
14 |
343 |
Let me guess. You're looking for the Republican Party. |
1.4027 |
0.05708 |
149 |
107 |
24 |
18 |
344 |
Sorry, but we buy our scythes online. |
1.4027 |
0.05546 |
149 |
105 |
28 |
16 |
345 |
And the pizza? |
1.4014 |
0.05345 |
147 |
101 |
33 |
13 |
346 |
No thanks. I died at the office. |
1.4014 |
0.05845 |
147 |
107 |
21 |
19 |
347 |
And who should I say is calling? |
1.4014 |
0.05077 |
147 |
98 |
39 |
10 |
348 |
Yes, I did say that I'm dead on my feet, but I didn't mean that literally. |
1.4014 |
0.05601 |
147 |
104 |
27 |
16 |
349 |
Well, you don't have to be so casual about it. |
1.4014 |
0.05257 |
147 |
100 |
35 |
12 |
350 |
I wish the cable guy was as reliable as you. |
1.4014 |
0.05077 |
147 |
98 |
39 |
10 |
351 |
You look like death. |
1.4014 |
0.05168 |
147 |
99 |
37 |
11 |
352 |
I still don't see why you need my email address. |
1.4014 |
0.05517 |
147 |
103 |
29 |
15 |
353 |
Sweats and a hoodie? So much for death with dignity. |
1.4014 |
0.05345 |
147 |
101 |
33 |
13 |
354 |
Sure, I'll give a donation. The scythe's the limit. |
1.4014 |
0.05601 |
147 |
104 |
27 |
16 |
355 |
Oh good. I was afraid it was one of those clowns. |
1.4014 |
0.05517 |
147 |
103 |
29 |
15 |
356 |
This is 'Street' not 'Place.' |
1.4014 |
0.05765 |
147 |
106 |
23 |
18 |
357 |
You must be the exterminator |
1.4014 |
0.05432 |
147 |
102 |
31 |
14 |
358 |
You look nothing like your profile picture. |
1.4014 |
0.05345 |
147 |
101 |
33 |
13 |
359 |
A boy in a hoodie shows up at my door and wants to date my daughter? Over my dead body!! |
1.4014 |
0.05432 |
147 |
102 |
31 |
14 |
360 |
That is not how you looked in your profile picture. |
1.4014 |
0.05345 |
147 |
101 |
33 |
13 |
361 |
I didn't say I'd rather die, then exercise. I said I'd rather die than exercise. |
1.4014 |
0.05432 |
147 |
102 |
31 |
14 |
362 |
I think I'll call another Uber driver. |
1.4014 |
0.05601 |
147 |
104 |
27 |
16 |
363 |
You're too late. I killed him last week." |
1.4014 |
0.05432 |
147 |
102 |
31 |
14 |
364 |
He's dead to me, too. |
1.4014 |
0.05601 |
147 |
104 |
27 |
16 |
365 |
Slacker! I died two weeks ago. |
1.4014 |
0.05683 |
147 |
105 |
25 |
17 |
366 |
Casual Death Day? |
1.4014 |
0.05601 |
147 |
104 |
27 |
16 |
367 |
That better be the stench of death on your breath young man. |
1.4014 |
0.05517 |
147 |
103 |
29 |
15 |
368 |
Sorry, after Trump nothing scares me. |
1.4014 |
0.05517 |
147 |
103 |
29 |
15 |
369 |
Not Now! The Cubs may get into the World Series! |
1.4014 |
0.05432 |
147 |
102 |
31 |
14 |
370 |
No, Timmy cannot come out and die! |
1.4014 |
0.05683 |
147 |
105 |
25 |
17 |
371 |
Please tell me it's Halloween. |
1.4000 |
0.05351 |
150 |
104 |
32 |
14 |
372 |
Sure, come on in...I just heard they're going to have a fourth presidential debate. |
1.3986 |
0.05229 |
148 |
101 |
35 |
12 |
373 |
Have you tried texting him? |
1.3973 |
0.05366 |
146 |
101 |
32 |
13 |
374 |
If you're Death, my husband is in the living room. If you're not, the costume party is upstairs. |
1.3973 |
0.05453 |
146 |
102 |
30 |
14 |
375 |
No...no...no. You must be mistaken. We have a rent controlled apartment; we never die, we don't even fade away. |
1.3973 |
0.05539 |
146 |
103 |
28 |
15 |
376 |
So death takes a casual Friday, huh. |
1.3973 |
0.05707 |
146 |
105 |
24 |
17 |
377 |
Sure, you're scary; not clown scary, but scary. |
1.3973 |
0.05095 |
146 |
98 |
38 |
10 |
378 |
You don't look like you are taking this job seriously. |
1.3973 |
0.05095 |
146 |
98 |
38 |
10 |
379 |
Where's the kid that usually cuts the lawn? |
1.3973 |
0.05624 |
146 |
104 |
26 |
16 |
380 |
You're late. My mother-in-law left ten minutes ago. |
1.3973 |
0.05453 |
146 |
102 |
30 |
14 |
381 |
You're too late. I couldn't stand it any longer. I killed him myself. |
1.3931 |
0.05647 |
145 |
104 |
25 |
16 |
382 |
If you take him, take the Play Station too. |
1.3931 |
0.05297 |
145 |
100 |
33 |
12 |
383 |
Do you mind if we take a selfie first? |
1.3931 |
0.05647 |
145 |
104 |
25 |
16 |
384 |
Sorry, but we were looking for someone with a lawn mower. |
1.3931 |
0.05647 |
145 |
104 |
25 |
16 |
385 |
Better than most guys I've dated, at least you have a job. |
1.3931 |
0.05297 |
145 |
100 |
33 |
12 |
386 |
I was hoping for a more dignified death |
1.3931 |
0.05647 |
145 |
104 |
25 |
16 |
387 |
You don't scare us, we're rent-controlled. |
1.3931 |
0.05475 |
145 |
102 |
29 |
14 |
388 |
No hard feelings, it's a common mistake. I'm Bobbi and he's Bobby. Honey, you have a visitor. |
1.3931 |
0.05647 |
145 |
104 |
25 |
16 |
389 |
What do you mean "you see dead people?" |
1.3931 |
0.05113 |
145 |
98 |
37 |
10 |
390 |
Are you the casual reaper? |
1.3931 |
0.05297 |
145 |
100 |
33 |
12 |
391 |
Let me guess - you're the Grim Rapper? |
1.3931 |
0.05475 |
145 |
102 |
29 |
14 |
392 |
I'll tell you what's grim - a middle aged guy out in public wearing sweatpants and a hoodie. |
1.3931 |
0.05562 |
145 |
103 |
27 |
15 |
393 |
The only thing dead around here is my sex life. |
1.3931 |
0.05206 |
145 |
99 |
35 |
11 |
394 |
My husband saw you ring the bell, and asked me to get it. |
1.3931 |
0.05297 |
145 |
100 |
33 |
12 |
395 |
You can tell Mitch McConnell or whoever sent you, YOU HAVE THE WRONG RUTH GINSBERG! |
1.3931 |
0.06057 |
145 |
109 |
15 |
21 |
396 |
He's in the chair in the den, make it snappy, I've got Hamilton tickets. |
1.3931 |
0.05647 |
145 |
104 |
25 |
16 |
397 |
This is a rent-controlled apartment. The real Mrs. Peterson died three years ago. |
1.3931 |
0.05387 |
145 |
101 |
31 |
13 |
398 |
He'll be lucky if you find him before I do. |
1.3931 |
0.05297 |
145 |
100 |
33 |
12 |
399 |
How much to scare the hell out of my husband? |
1.3931 |
0.05113 |
145 |
98 |
37 |
10 |
400 |
This is exactly why we added ourselves to the DO NOT REAP list years ago. |
1.3931 |
0.05475 |
145 |
102 |
29 |
14 |
401 |
I wouldn't be caught dead with you in that outfit. |
1.3931 |
0.05297 |
145 |
100 |
33 |
12 |
402 |
Well what do you know... if it isn't the Grim Rapper. |
1.3931 |
0.05815 |
145 |
106 |
21 |
18 |
403 |
You don’t look anything like your profile picture. |
1.3931 |
0.05562 |
145 |
103 |
27 |
15 |
404 |
Sorry, this is apartment 665. |
1.3931 |
0.05297 |
145 |
100 |
33 |
12 |
405 |
Would it have killed you to dress the part? |
1.3931 |
0.05387 |
145 |
101 |
31 |
13 |
406 |
You're late. I've been dead inside for years. |
1.3931 |
0.05475 |
145 |
102 |
29 |
14 |
407 |
He's drunk, asleep, and in his man cave. Feel free to let yourself in. |
1.3931 |
0.05732 |
145 |
105 |
23 |
17 |
408 |
Well it's about time! He's in the back. |
1.3931 |
0.05562 |
145 |
103 |
27 |
15 |
409 |
Kinda casual for a Day of Reckoning, no? |
1.3931 |
0.05475 |
145 |
102 |
29 |
14 |
410 |
Please tell me you're just here for the candy. |
1.3931 |
0.05206 |
145 |
99 |
35 |
11 |
411 |
I get it. I should've jogged more. |
1.3889 |
0.05497 |
144 |
102 |
28 |
14 |
412 |
No, last time I hired you to trim the hedges, they all died. |
1.3889 |
0.05497 |
144 |
102 |
28 |
14 |
413 |
Sorry, I'm voting for the pro-life candidate. |
1.3889 |
0.05497 |
144 |
102 |
28 |
14 |
414 |
Excuse me Ma'am, I'd like to take a minute of your time to tell you what Donald J.Trump can do for the future of America. |
1.3889 |
0.05497 |
144 |
102 |
28 |
14 |
415 |
Can I see an ID? |
1.3889 |
0.05497 |
144 |
102 |
28 |
14 |
416 |
A scythe salesman, my ass! |
1.3889 |
0.05671 |
144 |
104 |
24 |
16 |
417 |
But it's Halloween, not Election Day. |
1.3889 |
0.05671 |
144 |
104 |
24 |
16 |
418 |
Could you come back after the election? I'll be ready about then. |
1.3889 |
0.05585 |
144 |
103 |
26 |
15 |
419 |
I expected a date with Destiny |
1.3889 |
0.05317 |
144 |
100 |
32 |
12 |
420 |
Just my luck, dying on Casual Friday. |
1.3889 |
0.05671 |
144 |
104 |
24 |
16 |
421 |
Wait, the Grim Rapper? |
1.3889 |
0.05408 |
144 |
101 |
30 |
13 |
422 |
Death? The death of fashion, maybe. |
1.3889 |
0.05036 |
144 |
97 |
38 |
9 |
423 |
You looked friendlier in your profile picture |
1.3889 |
0.05497 |
144 |
102 |
28 |
14 |
424 |
Seems a little expensive for yard work. |
1.3889 |
0.05497 |
144 |
102 |
28 |
14 |
425 |
Hello Betty, I'm here regarding your Federal student loans. |
1.3889 |
0.05840 |
144 |
106 |
20 |
18 |
426 |
I don't care about your other job, please fix the toilet. |
1.3889 |
0.05497 |
144 |
102 |
28 |
14 |
427 |
Its about time. He's upstairs. |
1.3889 |
0.05036 |
144 |
97 |
38 |
9 |
428 |
I'm sorry, but according to the state of New York his soul belongs to me. |
1.3889 |
0.05497 |
144 |
102 |
28 |
14 |
429 |
I wouldn't be caught dead with you dressed like that. |
1.3889 |
0.05497 |
144 |
102 |
28 |
14 |
430 |
Sorry, you missed him again. Mr. Richards went on tour with the Stones. |
1.3889 |
0.05671 |
144 |
104 |
24 |
16 |
431 |
Explain to me again what the Junior Reapers is. |
1.3873 |
0.04881 |
142 |
94 |
41 |
7 |
432 |
He's not in. Is it something specific that you're calling about? |
1.3873 |
0.05368 |
142 |
99 |
31 |
12 |
433 |
My husband? He's the guy shoveling snow in the driveway. |
1.3873 |
0.05368 |
142 |
99 |
31 |
12 |
434 |
Whatever happened to dying with dignity! |
1.3873 |
0.05551 |
142 |
101 |
27 |
14 |
435 |
Let me guess, you're here to grab me in the Pussy? |
1.3873 |
0.06309 |
142 |
110 |
9 |
23 |
436 |
Mom, I got a job! |
1.3873 |
0.05728 |
142 |
103 |
23 |
16 |
437 |
I'd ditch the hoodie. It makes you look sinister. |
1.3873 |
0.05640 |
142 |
102 |
25 |
15 |
438 |
Wipe your feet. |
1.3873 |
0.05274 |
142 |
98 |
33 |
11 |
439 |
No, I'm sorry. I'm a registered Democrat. |
1.3873 |
0.05460 |
142 |
100 |
29 |
13 |
440 |
I'm like... here for your soul or whatever. |
1.3873 |
0.05368 |
142 |
99 |
31 |
12 |
441 |
This is my last Tinder date. |
1.3830 |
0.05752 |
141 |
103 |
22 |
16 |
442 |
What are you doing here? Who's coaching the Patriots? |
1.3830 |
0.05482 |
141 |
100 |
28 |
13 |
443 |
Are we still on for Election Day? |
1.3830 |
0.05197 |
141 |
97 |
34 |
10 |
444 |
You're late.. he had a heart attack last week! |
1.3830 |
0.05840 |
141 |
104 |
20 |
17 |
445 |
Second bedroom on the left. |
1.3803 |
0.05357 |
142 |
100 |
30 |
12 |
446 |
As if the scythe isn't intimidating enough, you had to wear a hoodie too? |
1.3803 |
0.05167 |
142 |
98 |
34 |
10 |
447 |
Sorry, I already died at the office. |
1.3803 |
0.05541 |
142 |
102 |
26 |
14 |
448 |
Do you really think you're dressed to kill? |
1.3786 |
0.05216 |
140 |
97 |
33 |
10 |
449 |
You fool! You could be killed walking around this neighborhood with a hoodie! |
1.3786 |
0.05503 |
140 |
100 |
27 |
13 |
450 |
Well at least you're not the tax man. |
1.3786 |
0.05313 |
140 |
98 |
31 |
11 |
451 |
This is how you dress to visit your mother? |
1.3786 |
0.05503 |
140 |
100 |
27 |
13 |
452 |
I was expecting the exterminator. |
1.3786 |
0.05116 |
140 |
96 |
35 |
9 |
453 |
Please tell me you're here to cut the lawn. |
1.3786 |
0.05313 |
140 |
98 |
31 |
11 |
454 |
I warned you not to get a Liberal Arts degree. |
1.3786 |
0.05952 |
140 |
105 |
17 |
18 |
455 |
Why so grim? |
1.3786 |
0.05596 |
140 |
101 |
25 |
14 |
456 |
Take your hand out of your pocket, don't slouch , get some real shoes. If you think I'm going anywhere with you, think again, mister. |
1.3786 |
0.05777 |
140 |
103 |
21 |
16 |
457 |
He's at the golf course! Aren't you supposed to know that? |
1.3786 |
0.05409 |
140 |
99 |
29 |
12 |
458 |
Come back when you're dressed to kill. |
1.3786 |
0.05865 |
140 |
104 |
19 |
17 |
459 |
Would it kill you to dress up a little? |
1.3786 |
0.05116 |
140 |
96 |
35 |
9 |
460 |
What is this? Casual Friday the 13th? |
1.3768 |
0.05060 |
138 |
94 |
36 |
8 |
461 |
Another job swooped by a damn millennial. |
1.3768 |
0.05364 |
138 |
97 |
30 |
11 |
462 |
I'll take the "treat" |
1.3768 |
0.05060 |
138 |
94 |
36 |
8 |
463 |
First day on the job? |
1.3768 |
0.05060 |
138 |
94 |
36 |
8 |
464 |
You seem awfully casual about this. |
1.3768 |
0.05060 |
138 |
94 |
36 |
8 |
465 |
I'll be with you in a minute. I've got to put my vote for Hillary in the mail. |
1.3768 |
0.05745 |
138 |
101 |
22 |
15 |
466 |
I ordered Chinese. |
1.3768 |
0.05462 |
138 |
98 |
28 |
12 |
467 |
Not a Terminator. I called for an Exterminator. |
1.3768 |
0.05462 |
138 |
98 |
28 |
12 |
468 |
Well, would you look at that! It's the Grim Rapper! |
1.3768 |
0.05652 |
138 |
100 |
24 |
14 |
469 |
You don't look anything like your photo in Match.com. |
1.3768 |
0.05837 |
138 |
102 |
20 |
16 |
470 |
No, I haven't heard of 'Casualty Friday'... |
1.3768 |
0.05837 |
138 |
102 |
20 |
16 |
471 |
Well if it isn't the prodigal son! Finally found a job, I see. Well come on in, don't just stand there letting the heat out. Your father and I aren't made of money, you know. I swear, you kids will be the death of me. |
1.3768 |
0.05927 |
138 |
103 |
18 |
17 |
472 |
Send someone else, I prefer death with dignity . |
1.3768 |
0.05558 |
138 |
99 |
26 |
13 |
473 |
You could have at least dressed to kill. |
1.3768 |
0.05558 |
138 |
99 |
26 |
13 |
474 |
I was never informed about an early termination fee. |
1.3768 |
0.05652 |
138 |
100 |
24 |
14 |
475 |
Well, it's about time! He's on the couch. We'd like to keep the remote. |
1.3768 |
0.05364 |
138 |
97 |
30 |
11 |
476 |
Tell me more about this farm upstate. |
1.3768 |
0.05837 |
138 |
102 |
20 |
16 |
477 |
Sorry, I support death with dignity. |
1.3768 |
0.05060 |
138 |
94 |
36 |
8 |
478 |
Is it about the hedge? |
1.3768 |
0.05652 |
138 |
100 |
24 |
14 |
479 |
Finally. |
1.3768 |
0.05927 |
138 |
103 |
18 |
17 |
480 |
Honey you have a caller |
1.3768 |
0.05558 |
138 |
99 |
26 |
13 |
481 |
You've been out giving the other runners heart attacks, haven't you? |
1.3768 |
0.05364 |
138 |
97 |
30 |
11 |
482 |
Would you mind waiting until he's in the shower? |
1.3768 |
0.05558 |
138 |
99 |
26 |
13 |
483 |
"You're late...I already took care of him". |
1.3768 |
0.05745 |
138 |
101 |
22 |
15 |
484 |
Do me a quick favor. Go down to 14B and scare the hell out of my ex-husband while I grab my coat. |
1.3768 |
0.05652 |
138 |
100 |
24 |
14 |
485 |
You sure know to kill a knock knock joke! |
1.3768 |
0.05745 |
138 |
101 |
22 |
15 |
486 |
I was expecting someone a little older. |
1.3768 |
0.05558 |
138 |
99 |
26 |
13 |
487 |
Are you here about the gas leak? |
1.3768 |
0.05265 |
138 |
96 |
32 |
10 |
488 |
I have news for you. You're at my door. I'm not at yours. |
1.3768 |
0.05364 |
138 |
97 |
30 |
11 |
489 |
The Trump rally is downstairs |
1.3768 |
0.05558 |
138 |
99 |
26 |
13 |
490 |
I didn't expect you until November 8th. |
1.3768 |
0.05837 |
138 |
102 |
20 |
16 |
491 |
You think you scare me? The last trick-or-treater was a clown. |
1.3768 |
0.05265 |
138 |
96 |
32 |
10 |
492 |
I'm feeling just fine. Why do you ask? |
1.3768 |
0.05558 |
138 |
99 |
26 |
13 |
493 |
You're too late. He voted early. |
1.3741 |
0.05890 |
139 |
104 |
18 |
17 |
494 |
If Trump wins, ring again. |
1.3723 |
0.05675 |
137 |
100 |
23 |
14 |
495 |
I don't care if it's Casual Friday. You're not reaping my soul in sneakers. |
1.3723 |
0.05862 |
137 |
102 |
19 |
16 |
496 |
Yeah, I know, business is dead. Your dinner is in the oven. |
1.3723 |
0.05769 |
137 |
101 |
21 |
15 |
497 |
"What were those options again?' |
1.3723 |
0.05580 |
137 |
99 |
25 |
13 |
498 |
Can you come back when my husband is home? |
1.3723 |
0.05769 |
137 |
101 |
21 |
15 |
499 |
Well you misheard her... I was not dying to meet you!!! |
1.3723 |
0.05284 |
137 |
96 |
31 |
10 |
500 |
In your case, I'm not coming unless I see some I.D. |
1.3723 |
0.05384 |
137 |
97 |
29 |
11 |
501 |
Come on in. He's hiding in the closet. |
1.3723 |
0.05675 |
137 |
100 |
23 |
14 |
502 |
My husband will be back in half an hour. You're welcome to wait. |
1.3723 |
0.04970 |
137 |
93 |
37 |
7 |
503 |
I don't care who you are--I'm not voting for him! |
1.3723 |
0.05675 |
137 |
100 |
23 |
14 |
504 |
You know what's grim? Your wardrobe. |
1.3723 |
0.05483 |
137 |
98 |
27 |
12 |
505 |
Just so you know, you don't look like your profile pic either.... |
1.3723 |
0.04970 |
137 |
93 |
37 |
7 |
506 |
Did you bring my cigarettes? |
1.3723 |
0.05580 |
137 |
99 |
25 |
13 |
507 |
That's a very compelling pitch, but I'm still voting for Hillary. |
1.3696 |
0.05546 |
138 |
100 |
25 |
13 |
508 |
You're early. He's at the health club. |
1.3696 |
0.05450 |
138 |
99 |
27 |
12 |
509 |
Well, I'd rather you mowed the lawn. |
1.3696 |
0.05150 |
138 |
96 |
33 |
9 |
510 |
Are you on my doorstep, or am I on yours? |
1.3676 |
0.05404 |
136 |
97 |
28 |
11 |
511 |
Trump won? |
1.3676 |
0.05698 |
136 |
100 |
22 |
14 |
512 |
Really? My number had to come up on a casual Friday? |
1.3676 |
0.05504 |
136 |
98 |
26 |
12 |
513 |
John said he'd rather die than go jogging this early? |
1.3676 |
0.05404 |
136 |
97 |
28 |
11 |
514 |
And I suppose you brought home dirty laundry too? |
1.3676 |
0.05602 |
136 |
99 |
24 |
13 |
515 |
I don't care if the other 3 horsemen are going. You're getting too old to go Trick or Treating. |
1.3676 |
0.05504 |
136 |
98 |
26 |
12 |
516 |
You're a week early for Halloween, and 10 years late on my marriage. |
1.3676 |
0.05698 |
136 |
100 |
22 |
14 |
517 |
Sorry, my hip's already killing me. |
1.3657 |
0.05659 |
134 |
98 |
23 |
13 |
518 |
Thank God, I thought it was another creepy clown. |
1.3657 |
0.05248 |
134 |
94 |
31 |
9 |
519 |
Oh, you must be here to see my husband! |
1.3657 |
0.05559 |
134 |
97 |
25 |
12 |
520 |
Treat? |
1.3657 |
0.05758 |
134 |
99 |
21 |
14 |
521 |
Vote or Die? Well, make it quick then. |
1.3657 |
0.05458 |
134 |
96 |
27 |
11 |
522 |
I don't care what plague she caused, I'm still voting Democrat. |
1.3657 |
0.05659 |
134 |
98 |
23 |
13 |
523 |
I was expecting someone much older. |
1.3657 |
0.05458 |
134 |
96 |
27 |
11 |
524 |
GOP Headquaters is next door. |
1.3657 |
0.05659 |
134 |
98 |
23 |
13 |
525 |
'He's over at Trump Tower.' |
1.3657 |
0.05949 |
134 |
101 |
17 |
16 |
526 |
Come back November 9. |
1.3657 |
0.05559 |
134 |
97 |
25 |
12 |
527 |
Can you come back in about twenty-five minutes? He's fixing the sink. |
1.3657 |
0.05248 |
134 |
94 |
31 |
9 |
528 |
What, is this all I get -- some punk trainee? |
1.3657 |
0.05458 |
134 |
96 |
27 |
11 |
529 |
Well, in or out? I don't have all night! |
1.3657 |
0.05559 |
134 |
97 |
25 |
12 |
530 |
But I thought we had until November 8th! |
1.3657 |
0.05854 |
134 |
100 |
19 |
15 |
531 |
Sorry, I already gave my life at the office. |
1.3657 |
0.05659 |
134 |
98 |
23 |
13 |
532 |
No thanks, our son cuts our lawn. |
1.3657 |
0.05354 |
134 |
95 |
29 |
10 |
533 |
Don't bother, my husband has been dead since our honeymoon! |
1.3657 |
0.05458 |
134 |
96 |
27 |
11 |
534 |
Sorry, dude, I died at the office. |
1.3657 |
0.05354 |
134 |
95 |
29 |
10 |
535 |
You must be here for my husband. |
1.3657 |
0.05458 |
134 |
96 |
27 |
11 |
536 |
Trust me. I'll take any interruption from watching these debates. |
1.3657 |
0.05140 |
134 |
93 |
33 |
8 |
537 |
Before you take him would you mind thinning out the tall grass? |
1.3657 |
0.05659 |
134 |
98 |
23 |
13 |
538 |
My husbands not home right now. But please, come in. |
1.3657 |
0.05458 |
134 |
96 |
27 |
11 |
539 |
Thanks, but we usually use a power lawnmower! |
1.3657 |
0.05458 |
134 |
96 |
27 |
11 |
540 |
Would you mind coming back tomorrow? I still have 3000 steps to get in today. |
1.3657 |
0.05559 |
134 |
97 |
25 |
12 |
541 |
No, this is not the Republican Headquarters |
1.3657 |
0.05949 |
134 |
101 |
17 |
16 |
542 |
No, we hired the kid with the lawn mower. |
1.3657 |
0.06135 |
134 |
103 |
13 |
18 |
543 |
Well you sure took your sweet time getting here. I was about to give up and take care of him myself. |
1.3657 |
0.05559 |
134 |
97 |
25 |
12 |
544 |
You must be here for my husband's sense of humor. |
1.3657 |
0.05559 |
134 |
97 |
25 |
12 |
545 |
Sorry, what is the "Angel of Def"? |
1.3657 |
0.05854 |
134 |
100 |
19 |
15 |
546 |
Do you have to be so casual about it? |
1.3657 |
0.05029 |
134 |
92 |
35 |
7 |
547 |
And taxes. Got it. |
1.3650 |
0.05371 |
137 |
98 |
28 |
11 |
548 |
If you hurry you can catch him on the first tee. |
1.3650 |
0.05470 |
137 |
99 |
26 |
12 |
549 |
I'm afraid there's been a mistake. I told the doorman to send up Beth. |
1.3650 |
0.05270 |
137 |
97 |
30 |
10 |
550 |
He's around back, tinkering with the wood chipper. |
1.3650 |
0.05270 |
137 |
97 |
30 |
10 |
551 |
You're a bit late - all his interesting parts died 5 years ago. |
1.3650 |
0.05371 |
137 |
98 |
28 |
11 |
552 |
Sorry, you're too late! I have already given my life to my over demanding boss, my obnoxious husband and my spoiled children. |
1.3650 |
0.05663 |
137 |
101 |
22 |
14 |
553 |
You got a job doing what? |
1.3650 |
0.05270 |
137 |
97 |
30 |
10 |
554 |
You're early. I specifically said Election Day. |
1.3650 |
0.05470 |
137 |
99 |
26 |
12 |
555 |
You look nothing like your profile. |
1.3650 |
0.05270 |
137 |
97 |
30 |
10 |
556 |
Please excuse the sweatsuit ma'am. I've been too busy reaping to sew. |
1.3650 |
0.05663 |
137 |
101 |
22 |
14 |
557 |
If it's all the same to you young man, I'd prefer not to chill. |
1.3623 |
0.05339 |
138 |
99 |
28 |
11 |
558 |
Come in. Pestilence is in his room. |
1.3609 |
0.05478 |
133 |
96 |
26 |
11 |
559 |
I opened the door before you knocked so it doesn't count. |
1.3609 |
0.05373 |
133 |
95 |
28 |
10 |
560 |
Trump Tower is next door. |
1.3609 |
0.05879 |
133 |
100 |
18 |
15 |
561 |
Do you guys have casual Fridays too? |
1.3609 |
0.05373 |
133 |
95 |
28 |
10 |
562 |
Sweatpants? Death definitely be not proud. |
1.3609 |
0.05373 |
133 |
95 |
28 |
10 |
563 |
finally! let me just grab my purse. |
1.3609 |
0.05581 |
133 |
97 |
24 |
12 |
564 |
My husband will be right with you. |
1.3609 |
0.05373 |
133 |
95 |
28 |
10 |
565 |
He's gone out for a carton of cigarettes, a quart of gin, and hotdogs for dinner. You want to come in and wait? |
1.3609 |
0.05581 |
133 |
97 |
24 |
12 |
566 |
Sorry about the wait. I thought you were a Jehovah's Witness |
1.3609 |
0.05373 |
133 |
95 |
28 |
10 |
567 |
What a slob. I wouldn't be caught dead with you. |
1.3609 |
0.05045 |
133 |
92 |
34 |
7 |
568 |
Well thank goodness its not another charity. Sure come in, he's in the kitchen. |
1.3609 |
0.05975 |
133 |
101 |
16 |
16 |
569 |
Why the new look? Your old outfit was to die for.. |
1.3609 |
0.05156 |
133 |
93 |
32 |
8 |
570 |
Hold on. I'll let my husband know you're here. |
1.3609 |
0.05781 |
133 |
99 |
20 |
14 |
571 |
Death may not be proud -- but can't you at least put in the effort? |
1.3609 |
0.05879 |
133 |
100 |
18 |
15 |
572 |
Well you took your sweet time, he started breathing again. |
1.3609 |
0.05478 |
133 |
96 |
26 |
11 |
573 |
You're late. He's taken a position with the Trump campaign. |
1.3594 |
0.05627 |
128 |
93 |
24 |
11 |
574 |
"It's about time. The republicans have been wishing for you to show up. |
1.3582 |
0.05646 |
134 |
99 |
22 |
13 |
575 |
Upstairs, bedroom to the left. |
1.3582 |
0.05443 |
134 |
97 |
26 |
11 |
576 |
Young man, you're more than welcome to harvest my soul, but take your shoes off first. |
1.3561 |
0.05283 |
132 |
94 |
29 |
9 |
577 |
It's about time! He's in the living room. |
1.3561 |
0.05704 |
132 |
98 |
21 |
13 |
578 |
You're late again. We made other arrangements. |
1.3561 |
0.05173 |
132 |
93 |
31 |
8 |
579 |
Oh, thank goodness. I was expecting another door-to-door campaigner. |
1.3561 |
0.05283 |
132 |
94 |
29 |
9 |
580 |
You're late. We buried him last week. |
1.3561 |
0.05904 |
132 |
100 |
17 |
15 |
581 |
Do I need to remind you this is a 'stand your ground' state? |
1.3561 |
0.05173 |
132 |
93 |
31 |
8 |
582 |
" Only you can prevent Donald Trump. |
1.3561 |
0.05904 |
132 |
100 |
17 |
15 |
583 |
Now is not a good time. |
1.3561 |
0.05704 |
132 |
98 |
21 |
13 |
584 |
What a relief....I thought you were going to be a clown. |
1.3561 |
0.05602 |
132 |
97 |
23 |
12 |
585 |
You must be the stripper. |
1.3561 |
0.05904 |
132 |
100 |
17 |
15 |
586 |
It's just the nurse, honey. They sent a different one tonight. |
1.3561 |
0.05602 |
132 |
97 |
23 |
12 |
587 |
You have the wrong home. I eat kale. |
1.3561 |
0.05602 |
132 |
97 |
23 |
12 |
588 |
Believe me, after the day I've had, you're welcome. |
1.3561 |
0.05283 |
132 |
94 |
29 |
9 |
589 |
Nice try, sweetie, but your student loans are still your responsibility. |
1.3561 |
0.05704 |
132 |
98 |
21 |
13 |
590 |
So, he took up jogging for nothing? |
1.3561 |
0.05602 |
132 |
97 |
23 |
12 |
591 |
Hubby, there's someone at the door for you. |
1.3561 |
0.05173 |
132 |
93 |
31 |
8 |
592 |
I thought I hit unsubscribe. |
1.3561 |
0.05805 |
132 |
99 |
19 |
14 |
593 |
I'm married to your brother. I died along time ago. |
1.3561 |
0.05704 |
132 |
98 |
21 |
13 |
594 |
Are you sure? There's a lot of Mrs. Smiths. |
1.3561 |
0.05283 |
132 |
94 |
29 |
9 |
595 |
You don't really look like your profile picture |
1.3538 |
0.05867 |
130 |
98 |
18 |
14 |
596 |
I thought you were opportunity knocking. |
1.3538 |
0.05445 |
130 |
94 |
26 |
10 |
597 |
The scythe is still a dead giveaway. |
1.3538 |
0.05445 |
130 |
94 |
26 |
10 |
598 |
I appreciate the offer, really, but can I get back to you on November 9th? |
1.3538 |
0.05764 |
130 |
97 |
20 |
13 |
599 |
You're late. After I caught him with the secretary, I did him myself. |
1.3538 |
0.05867 |
130 |
98 |
18 |
14 |
600 |
You think I'm going anywhere with you dressed like that? |
1.3538 |
0.05554 |
130 |
95 |
24 |
11 |
601 |
Listen, I’m not paying you by the hour if you don’t have a lawnmower. |
1.3538 |
0.05660 |
130 |
96 |
22 |
12 |
602 |
Sure, you can take him, but clear the weeds when you leave. |
1.3538 |
0.05445 |
130 |
94 |
26 |
10 |
603 |
I died at the office. |
1.3538 |
0.05764 |
130 |
97 |
20 |
13 |
604 |
Well, we're out of candy. What's your trick? |
1.3538 |
0.05867 |
130 |
98 |
18 |
14 |
605 |
You looked much different in your profile picture. |
1.3538 |
0.05445 |
130 |
94 |
26 |
10 |
606 |
I don't care who you are; you'll wipe your feet if you're coming in my apartment. |
1.3538 |
0.05554 |
130 |
95 |
24 |
11 |
607 |
I should have swiped left. |
1.3538 |
0.05554 |
130 |
95 |
24 |
11 |
608 |
Will I still have time to file an absentee ballot |
1.3538 |
0.05445 |
130 |
94 |
26 |
10 |
609 |
Your're almost too late. One more day of this campaign and I was going to do it myself. |
1.3538 |
0.05968 |
130 |
99 |
16 |
15 |
610 |
When I said that casserole was 'to die for' you didn't actually think I meant it did you? |
1.3538 |
0.05222 |
130 |
92 |
30 |
8 |
611 |
Before you do my husband, could you do the weeds in the back lot ? |
1.3538 |
0.05106 |
130 |
91 |
32 |
7 |
612 |
No, I don't know what time it is! |
1.3538 |
0.05222 |
130 |
92 |
30 |
8 |
613 |
The Grim Reaper doesn't wear velcro sneakers. Earl, what do you want? |
1.3538 |
0.05554 |
130 |
95 |
24 |
11 |
614 |
If you say "I totally killed it" again, we're done. |
1.3538 |
0.05335 |
130 |
93 |
28 |
9 |
615 |
Sorry, he went to hell in a handbasket. |
1.3538 |
0.05660 |
130 |
96 |
22 |
12 |
616 |
May I take a message? |
1.3538 |
0.05106 |
130 |
91 |
32 |
7 |
617 |
Please put me on your "Do Not Call" list. |
1.3538 |
0.05335 |
130 |
93 |
28 |
9 |
618 |
So you're saying it doesn't matter how I vote? |
1.3538 |
0.05660 |
130 |
96 |
22 |
12 |
619 |
Aw man, did I forget to take my medication? |
1.3538 |
0.05335 |
130 |
93 |
28 |
9 |
620 |
I heard you have death by chocolate. |
1.3538 |
0.05445 |
130 |
94 |
26 |
10 |
621 |
You want scary? Put on the clown costume. |
1.3538 |
0.05445 |
130 |
94 |
26 |
10 |
622 |
My lawn or my life? |
1.3511 |
0.05410 |
131 |
95 |
26 |
10 |
623 |
'Sup? Is that all I get? 'Sup? |
1.3511 |
0.05727 |
131 |
98 |
20 |
13 |
624 |
Who? Never heard of her. |
1.3511 |
0.05301 |
131 |
94 |
28 |
9 |
625 |
Done with the GOP already? |
1.3488 |
0.05682 |
129 |
96 |
21 |
12 |
626 |
I think your profile picture is outdated. |
1.3488 |
0.05352 |
129 |
93 |
27 |
9 |
627 |
The co-op board president is in 2B. |
1.3488 |
0.05352 |
129 |
93 |
27 |
9 |
628 |
Let me get my mother-in-law. She's in the kitchen. |
1.3488 |
0.05352 |
129 |
93 |
27 |
9 |
629 |
We already have a lawn guy |
1.3488 |
0.05352 |
129 |
93 |
27 |
9 |
630 |
Your too late, he made a deal with the devil. |
1.3488 |
0.05574 |
129 |
95 |
23 |
11 |
631 |
I'm not Mrs. Finkel, and the Mr. Finkel you're looking for retired and moved to Florida last year. Don't you have Facebook? |
1.3488 |
0.05682 |
129 |
96 |
21 |
12 |
632 |
Well! That's the last time I set up a date on the Internet. |
1.3488 |
0.05352 |
129 |
93 |
27 |
9 |
633 |
Let me guess - you dropped out of Stanford to start your own business. |
1.3488 |
0.05787 |
129 |
97 |
19 |
13 |
634 |
If you run, you might be able to reap him at Starbucks. |
1.3488 |
0.05238 |
129 |
92 |
29 |
8 |
635 |
I'm afraid you're mistaken. I called for a gym sweeper. |
1.3488 |
0.05787 |
129 |
97 |
19 |
13 |
636 |
Look, when I said I would die if Brad and Angelina broke up, it was just a metaphor! |
1.3488 |
0.05574 |
129 |
95 |
23 |
11 |
637 |
Well at least you finally got a job. |
1.3488 |
0.05121 |
129 |
91 |
31 |
7 |
638 |
Thanks for coming on such short notice |
1.3488 |
0.05574 |
129 |
95 |
23 |
11 |
639 |
I don't plan to pay my taxes either. |
1.3488 |
0.05574 |
129 |
95 |
23 |
11 |
640 |
Honey, your Amazon order is here. |
1.3488 |
0.05682 |
129 |
96 |
21 |
12 |
641 |
Sorry Barry, that is so 2015, this year its creepy clowns |
1.3488 |
0.05574 |
129 |
95 |
23 |
11 |
642 |
Finally, You Got a JOB! |
1.3488 |
0.05574 |
129 |
95 |
23 |
11 |
643 |
Whew! I thought it was going to be a clown. |
1.3488 |
0.05121 |
129 |
91 |
31 |
7 |
644 |
You don't look like your profile picture either. |
1.3488 |
0.05682 |
129 |
96 |
21 |
12 |
645 |
I cut my own grass.. |
1.3488 |
0.05574 |
129 |
95 |
23 |
11 |
646 |
My mother-in-law will be back at 5:30. |
1.3488 |
0.05682 |
129 |
96 |
21 |
12 |
647 |
I don't know why, but I always imagined you'd be taller than me. |
1.3488 |
0.05574 |
129 |
95 |
23 |
11 |
648 |
Please give me until Nov 8th. After that life won't be worth living. |
1.3488 |
0.05352 |
129 |
93 |
27 |
9 |
649 |
No, no.... I just represent the death to all your plans to exercise this week. I'm his brother, Gym Reaper. |
1.3488 |
0.05464 |
129 |
94 |
25 |
10 |
650 |
Well, 'yo' yourself. |
1.3488 |
0.05464 |
129 |
94 |
25 |
10 |
651 |
OK, I get it. I need to exercise. |
1.3488 |
0.05352 |
129 |
93 |
27 |
9 |
652 |
Well, I do like the idea of a landscaping company that doesn't use leaf blowers or gas mowers. |
1.3488 |
0.05464 |
129 |
94 |
25 |
10 |
653 |
Sorry, I meant to swipe left. |
1.3488 |
0.05787 |
129 |
97 |
19 |
13 |
654 |
No famine can't come out to play |
1.3488 |
0.05993 |
129 |
99 |
15 |
15 |
655 |
No, the Reapers live next door. |
1.3488 |
0.05238 |
129 |
92 |
29 |
8 |
656 |
Trendy. Is it one-scythe-fits-all? |
1.3488 |
0.05682 |
129 |
96 |
21 |
12 |
657 |
How about I let you know after election day? |
1.3485 |
0.05482 |
132 |
97 |
24 |
11 |
658 |
I thought you would be taller. |
1.3485 |
0.05267 |
132 |
95 |
28 |
9 |
659 |
And what exactly is the Casual Reaper supposed to do? |
1.3485 |
0.05482 |
132 |
97 |
24 |
11 |
660 |
The Trump campaign headquarters are two doors down. |
1.3485 |
0.05986 |
132 |
102 |
14 |
16 |
661 |
But I eat a ton of kale! |
1.3459 |
0.05234 |
133 |
96 |
28 |
9 |
662 |
Must you bring your work home with you? |
1.3438 |
0.05370 |
128 |
93 |
26 |
9 |
663 |
I was expecting someone taller. |
1.3438 |
0.04763 |
128 |
88 |
36 |
4 |
664 |
What do mean 'the game went into sudden death'? |
1.3438 |
0.05594 |
128 |
95 |
22 |
11 |
665 |
My husband isn't here right now. Can you come back later? |
1.3438 |
0.05810 |
128 |
97 |
18 |
13 |
666 |
I would rather we continue to skype. |
1.3438 |
0.05703 |
128 |
96 |
20 |
12 |
667 |
Look, this isn't a good time. |
1.3438 |
0.05370 |
128 |
93 |
26 |
9 |
668 |
So Death takes holidays and casual Fridays as well! |
1.3438 |
0.05370 |
128 |
93 |
26 |
9 |
669 |
It worked. No one bullied me. |
1.3438 |
0.05594 |
128 |
95 |
22 |
11 |
670 |
I have Hamilton tickets for next week! |
1.3438 |
0.05594 |
128 |
95 |
22 |
11 |
671 |
If you're looking for the Republican Party, I'm afraid Mr. Trump got here before you. |
1.3438 |
0.05915 |
128 |
98 |
16 |
14 |
672 |
Amazon really does deliver everything. |
1.3438 |
0.05136 |
128 |
91 |
30 |
7 |
673 |
My worst nightmare? Oh, please--I survived campaign season. |
1.3438 |
0.05810 |
128 |
97 |
18 |
13 |
674 |
For some events in life, there really should be a dress code. |
1.3438 |
0.05703 |
128 |
96 |
20 |
12 |
675 |
I wish I could wear sweatpants to work. |
1.3438 |
0.04890 |
128 |
89 |
34 |
5 |
676 |
Didn't you read the sign? No soliciting! |
1.3438 |
0.05370 |
128 |
93 |
26 |
9 |
677 |
I'm not one to stereotype, but that hoodie might make others wary of you. |
1.3438 |
0.05703 |
128 |
96 |
20 |
12 |
678 |
But first, could you whack the weeds? |
1.3438 |
0.05703 |
128 |
96 |
20 |
12 |
679 |
Don't give me that look. |
1.3438 |
0.05136 |
128 |
91 |
30 |
7 |
680 |
Let me vote first. |
1.3438 |
0.05483 |
128 |
94 |
24 |
10 |
681 |
You're here with the election results? |
1.3438 |
0.05483 |
128 |
94 |
24 |
10 |
682 |
Casual Friday, I assume? |
1.3438 |
0.05370 |
128 |
93 |
26 |
9 |
683 |
DONALD!! Your campaign manager is here! |
1.3438 |
0.05370 |
128 |
93 |
26 |
9 |
684 |
Oh thank God. I thought it was a creepy clown. |
1.3438 |
0.05370 |
128 |
93 |
26 |
9 |
685 |
You don't scare me. I'm voting for Hillary. |
1.3438 |
0.05915 |
128 |
98 |
16 |
14 |
686 |
Would you mind coming back tomorrow. He promised to finish painting today. |
1.3438 |
0.05370 |
128 |
93 |
26 |
9 |
687 |
Finally, a choice in this election. |
1.3438 |
0.05810 |
128 |
97 |
18 |
13 |
688 |
We have a regular lawn service, thank you. |
1.3438 |
0.05483 |
128 |
94 |
24 |
10 |
689 |
Even my angel of death is disappointing. |
1.3438 |
0.05370 |
128 |
93 |
26 |
9 |
690 |
Yeezus, you look like death! |
1.3438 |
0.05136 |
128 |
91 |
30 |
7 |
691 |
You don't scare me. I watched Trump at the debates. |
1.3438 |
0.05254 |
128 |
92 |
28 |
8 |
692 |
Dying I can accept. It's the Casual Friday thing that bugs me. |
1.3438 |
0.05254 |
128 |
92 |
28 |
8 |
693 |
You look nothing like your profile photo. |
1.3438 |
0.05136 |
128 |
91 |
30 |
7 |
694 |
It was only a joke I made when I thought Trump had a lead. |
1.3438 |
0.05370 |
128 |
93 |
26 |
9 |
695 |
I was afraid of that! Trump won! |
1.3413 |
0.05423 |
126 |
92 |
25 |
9 |
696 |
What the hell do you want ? |
1.3413 |
0.05305 |
126 |
91 |
27 |
8 |
697 |
Well, this is disappointing – I thought you were taller. |
1.3413 |
0.05423 |
126 |
92 |
25 |
9 |
698 |
Well, it's a sewing circle, not sowing circle, but you're welcome to join. |
1.3413 |
0.05539 |
126 |
93 |
23 |
10 |
699 |
I hate to profile, but what's up with the hoodie ? |
1.3413 |
0.05184 |
126 |
90 |
29 |
7 |
700 |
You knew it was going to be a dead end job. |
1.3413 |
0.05305 |
126 |
91 |
27 |
8 |
701 |
Careful, that hoodie makes you look threatening |
1.3411 |
0.05220 |
129 |
93 |
28 |
8 |
702 |
What are my options again? |
1.3386 |
0.05387 |
127 |
93 |
25 |
9 |
703 |
Tough day at the office? You look like death |
1.3386 |
0.05614 |
127 |
95 |
21 |
11 |
704 |
"You want the Trump Campaign Office - that's down the street and third building on your left". |
1.3386 |
0.06146 |
127 |
100 |
11 |
16 |
705 |
Come back tomorrow when my husband is at home. |
1.3386 |
0.05614 |
127 |
95 |
21 |
11 |
706 |
Would it kill you to wear a robe? |
1.3386 |
0.05387 |
127 |
93 |
25 |
9 |
707 |
I gave at the cemetery. |
1.3386 |
0.05725 |
127 |
96 |
19 |
12 |
708 |
At least it's not a clown |
1.3386 |
0.05270 |
127 |
92 |
27 |
8 |
709 |
I don't pay taxes either! |
1.3386 |
0.05387 |
127 |
93 |
25 |
9 |
710 |
It's either Halloween or Election Day. |
1.3386 |
0.05502 |
127 |
94 |
23 |
10 |
711 |
Actually, death does not become you. |
1.3386 |
0.05150 |
127 |
91 |
29 |
7 |
712 |
Well, you've got the wrong Hortensia Maria von Klootz! |
1.3386 |
0.05270 |
127 |
92 |
27 |
8 |
713 |
Christ! You just missed him. |
1.3360 |
0.05441 |
125 |
92 |
24 |
9 |
714 |
We won't be needing you. He killed himself during the last debate. |
1.3360 |
0.05786 |
125 |
95 |
18 |
12 |
715 |
I thought I was ordering Death By Chocolate |
1.3360 |
0.05673 |
125 |
94 |
20 |
11 |
716 |
I thought you said you were taking me out tonight. |
1.3360 |
0.06111 |
125 |
98 |
12 |
15 |
717 |
Who knew Death could be so casual... |
1.3360 |
0.05558 |
125 |
93 |
22 |
10 |
718 |
I guess I won't be able to outrun you. |
1.3360 |
0.05441 |
125 |
92 |
24 |
9 |
719 |
Who are you, the Grim Sneaker? |
1.3360 |
0.05441 |
125 |
92 |
24 |
9 |
720 |
Stop right there! We're on the Do Not Call List |
1.3360 |
0.05321 |
125 |
91 |
26 |
8 |
721 |
Who are you supposed to be- the grim Rapper? |
1.3360 |
0.05321 |
125 |
91 |
26 |
8 |
722 |
Hell has casual Friday? |
1.3360 |
0.05558 |
125 |
93 |
22 |
10 |
723 |
I'll be ready for you as soon as I finish Game of Thrones. |
1.3360 |
0.05673 |
125 |
94 |
20 |
11 |
724 |
Thank God! When I heard the knock I thought you were a politician. |
1.3360 |
0.05673 |
125 |
94 |
20 |
11 |
725 |
You illegals are taking all the good jobs. |
1.3360 |
0.05786 |
125 |
95 |
18 |
12 |
726 |
Simply head up to the penthouse... he has orange hair. |
1.3360 |
0.05441 |
125 |
92 |
24 |
9 |
727 |
You're certainly treating this whole thing a bit too casually for my tastes. |
1.3360 |
0.05199 |
125 |
90 |
28 |
7 |
728 |
You must be here for American Democracy. |
1.3360 |
0.05673 |
125 |
94 |
20 |
11 |
729 |
He's working late at the office again. You can get him there. |
1.3360 |
0.05786 |
125 |
95 |
18 |
12 |
730 |
I already did that part. You were suppose to bring a mop. |
1.3360 |
0.05896 |
125 |
96 |
16 |
13 |
731 |
Come back later. I'm only on season 2 out of 5. |
1.3360 |
0.05321 |
125 |
91 |
26 |
8 |
732 |
I think you want my husband. |
1.3360 |
0.05673 |
125 |
94 |
20 |
11 |
733 |
You're telling me those were amanitas and not portobellos? |
1.3360 |
0.05673 |
125 |
94 |
20 |
11 |
734 |
Why the hoody? You think I don't know who you are? |
1.3360 |
0.05558 |
125 |
93 |
22 |
10 |
735 |
Reaping the benefits of the gym, I see? |
1.3359 |
0.05577 |
128 |
96 |
21 |
11 |
736 |
Death be not so fashionable either. |
1.3306 |
0.05694 |
124 |
94 |
19 |
11 |
737 |
If you're coming for me, mister, you're coming properly dressed! |
1.3306 |
0.05577 |
124 |
93 |
21 |
10 |
738 |
John, come in out of the cold. You look like death! |
1.3306 |
0.05458 |
124 |
92 |
23 |
9 |
739 |
You millennials kill me. |
1.3306 |
0.05213 |
124 |
90 |
27 |
7 |
740 |
Over my dead body am I letting you in here. |
1.3306 |
0.05577 |
124 |
93 |
21 |
10 |
741 |
I don't have any candy. Take my husband. |
1.3306 |
0.05919 |
124 |
96 |
15 |
13 |
742 |
You want the smokers next door. |
1.3306 |
0.05458 |
124 |
92 |
23 |
9 |
743 |
He's in his recliner... |
1.3306 |
0.05458 |
124 |
92 |
23 |
9 |
744 |
Figures...I get taken on casual Friday. |
1.3306 |
0.05458 |
124 |
92 |
23 |
9 |
745 |
More like "grimy" reaper, I'd say. |
1.3306 |
0.06029 |
124 |
97 |
13 |
14 |
746 |
Take a seat, my ex should be here any minute |
1.3306 |
0.05808 |
124 |
95 |
17 |
12 |
747 |
So, what are you suppose to be, the Grim Slacker? |
1.3306 |
0.05694 |
124 |
94 |
19 |
11 |
748 |
I've been knocking at death's door for years, why haven't you answered? |
1.3306 |
0.05458 |
124 |
92 |
23 |
9 |
749 |
Couldn't you have given me some notice? I would've maxed out my credit cards. |
1.3306 |
0.05337 |
124 |
91 |
25 |
8 |
750 |
This is what he gets for dying on 'casual' Friday. |
1.3306 |
0.05213 |
124 |
90 |
27 |
7 |
751 |
I'm no longer undecided. |
1.3306 |
0.05458 |
124 |
92 |
23 |
9 |
752 |
I said I wanted a COMFORTABLE death, not a CASUAL one! |
1.3306 |
0.05458 |
124 |
92 |
23 |
9 |
753 |
Would it have killed you to dress up before coming over? |
1.3306 |
0.04955 |
124 |
88 |
31 |
5 |
754 |
Exterminator? |
1.3306 |
0.05458 |
124 |
92 |
23 |
9 |
755 |
I'm sorry. We don't need any more cutlery. |
1.3306 |
0.05337 |
124 |
91 |
25 |
8 |
756 |
I don't fear the reaper. Now go clean your room. |
1.3306 |
0.05577 |
124 |
93 |
21 |
10 |
757 |
Worst blind date ever. |
1.3306 |
0.05337 |
124 |
91 |
25 |
8 |
758 |
Sorry, we already have Obamacare! |
1.3306 |
0.05577 |
124 |
93 |
21 |
10 |
759 |
I guess I shouldn't be surprised. I told my daughter to find someone a little more serious... |
1.3306 |
0.05213 |
124 |
90 |
27 |
7 |
760 |
I thought you'd never get here. He's in the back room. |
1.3306 |
0.05694 |
124 |
94 |
19 |
11 |
761 |
I'm feeling much better, thanks for asking. |
1.3306 |
0.05458 |
124 |
92 |
23 |
9 |
762 |
At least I'll die laughing! |
1.3306 |
0.05213 |
124 |
90 |
27 |
7 |
763 |
This is unit A. Death's door is unit B. |
1.3306 |
0.05213 |
124 |
90 |
27 |
7 |
764 |
I already gave my soul at the office. |
1.3306 |
0.05577 |
124 |
93 |
21 |
10 |
765 |
Well, I sure hope today is Halloween. |
1.3306 |
0.05458 |
124 |
92 |
23 |
9 |
766 |
What a coincidence! I just finished doing my taxes. |
1.3306 |
0.05808 |
124 |
95 |
17 |
12 |
767 |
What are you? The Gym Reaper? |
1.3306 |
0.05458 |
124 |
92 |
23 |
9 |
768 |
I'm guessing you're here to take me out? |
1.3306 |
0.05577 |
124 |
93 |
21 |
10 |
769 |
I told you, you're dead to me. |
1.3306 |
0.05694 |
124 |
94 |
19 |
11 |
770 |
Arnold is on the couch, but it's new so try not to make a mess. |
1.3306 |
0.05577 |
124 |
93 |
21 |
10 |
771 |
Would it kill you to wear something more formal? |
1.3306 |
0.05213 |
124 |
90 |
27 |
7 |
772 |
He's in the living room watching football. |
1.3306 |
0.05808 |
124 |
95 |
17 |
12 |
773 |
You want the guy next door. He's a deplorable. |
1.3306 |
0.05694 |
124 |
94 |
19 |
11 |
774 |
Thank goodness, I don't have to vote. |
1.3306 |
0.05919 |
124 |
96 |
15 |
13 |
775 |
Let's stop kidding ourselves; nothing is going to make me exercise more. |
1.3306 |
0.05213 |
124 |
90 |
27 |
7 |
776 |
I'll show you grim, Howard. Get your ass in here. |
1.3306 |
0.05577 |
124 |
93 |
21 |
10 |
777 |
Seriously? That's what you're wearing? |
1.3306 |
0.05577 |
124 |
93 |
21 |
10 |
778 |
I was expecting tall, dark, and gruesome. |
1.3306 |
0.05577 |
124 |
93 |
21 |
10 |
779 |
You look a lot different in person |
1.3306 |
0.05694 |
124 |
94 |
19 |
11 |
780 |
Your'e too late, he died yesterday |
1.3306 |
0.05694 |
124 |
94 |
19 |
11 |
781 |
First the sombrero, then the hajib, now this...I'm still voting for Hillary. |
1.3306 |
0.05694 |
124 |
94 |
19 |
11 |
782 |
When you're finished reaping, clean up your room! |
1.3280 |
0.05539 |
125 |
94 |
21 |
10 |
783 |
No thanks we have a lawn service. |
1.3280 |
0.05178 |
125 |
91 |
27 |
7 |
784 |
Come in he's been waiting to meet you his whole life. |
1.3279 |
0.05390 |
122 |
90 |
24 |
8 |
785 |
Would it kill you to dress up for date night? |
1.3279 |
0.05390 |
122 |
90 |
24 |
8 |
786 |
I take it they were all out of clown costumes. |
1.3279 |
0.05514 |
122 |
91 |
22 |
9 |
787 |
Let me guess. Casual Friday? |
1.3279 |
0.05514 |
122 |
91 |
22 |
9 |
788 |
Could I see some identification? |
1.3279 |
0.04999 |
122 |
87 |
30 |
5 |
789 |
I knew you'd be the death of me. |
1.3279 |
0.05514 |
122 |
91 |
22 |
9 |
790 |
Your clown outfit was scarier . |
1.3279 |
0.05263 |
122 |
89 |
26 |
7 |
791 |
I suppose you're going to grab me by the pussy? |
1.3279 |
0.05985 |
122 |
95 |
14 |
13 |
792 |
Wrong house. The Trump campaign is across the street. |
1.3279 |
0.05755 |
122 |
93 |
18 |
11 |
793 |
Excuse me, ma'am, do you have a few minutes to discuss the future of the Republican Party? |
1.3279 |
0.05871 |
122 |
94 |
16 |
12 |
794 |
Perfect timing, the presidential debate just started. |
1.3279 |
0.05263 |
122 |
89 |
26 |
7 |
795 |
No, sneakers and sweats don't make you any more relatable. |
1.3279 |
0.05390 |
122 |
90 |
24 |
8 |
796 |
Believe me, I would tell you where he went if I knew. |
1.3279 |
0.05985 |
122 |
95 |
14 |
13 |
797 |
Sorry, no one is home. |
1.3279 |
0.05514 |
122 |
91 |
22 |
9 |
798 |
Thank God. I was hoping you'd find me before November 8. |
1.3279 |
0.05132 |
122 |
88 |
28 |
6 |
799 |
We ordered a stripper. |
1.3279 |
0.05390 |
122 |
90 |
24 |
8 |
800 |
This is not death's door! |
1.3279 |
0.05263 |
122 |
89 |
26 |
7 |
801 |
Does your mother know what you do for a living, young man? |
1.3279 |
0.05390 |
122 |
90 |
24 |
8 |
802 |
If he has not paid taxes in 18 years, what makes you think he will go with you? |
1.3279 |
0.05514 |
122 |
91 |
22 |
9 |
803 |
What do you mean, you're not trick-or-treating? |
1.3279 |
0.05755 |
122 |
93 |
18 |
11 |
804 |
I'm not coming until you change. |
1.3279 |
0.04999 |
122 |
87 |
30 |
5 |
805 |
He said to come back later. He's doing his Absentee Ballot. |
1.3279 |
0.05636 |
122 |
92 |
20 |
10 |
806 |
The sign outside clearly says no soulisciting. |
1.3279 |
0.05263 |
122 |
89 |
26 |
7 |
807 |
Do I look like I want to die? |
1.3279 |
0.05514 |
122 |
91 |
22 |
9 |
808 |
No...I'm for Hillary. |
1.3279 |
0.05755 |
122 |
93 |
18 |
11 |
809 |
Sorry, not til if find out if I'm a finalist in the Caption Contest. |
1.3254 |
0.05501 |
126 |
95 |
21 |
10 |
810 |
I thought that the UberDeath app was just a joke... |
1.3252 |
0.05476 |
123 |
92 |
22 |
9 |
811 |
Am I glad to see you -- he's just taken his first Viagra. |
1.3252 |
0.05596 |
123 |
93 |
20 |
10 |
812 |
You couldn't have come before the election season? |
1.3252 |
0.05476 |
123 |
92 |
22 |
9 |
813 |
I don't care what the teacher in your Grim Reaper training class says, scythe does matter. |
1.3226 |
0.05316 |
124 |
92 |
24 |
8 |
814 |
Apartment 2B is next door. This is not 2B. |
1.3226 |
0.05438 |
124 |
93 |
22 |
9 |
815 |
You make some compelling arguments, but before I commit to a yard sign I need you to explain how he plans to "make America great again." |
1.3226 |
0.05438 |
124 |
93 |
22 |
9 |
816 |
Can you come back after Election Day? |
1.3226 |
0.05191 |
124 |
91 |
26 |
7 |
817 |
Is it about the shrubbery? |
1.3223 |
0.05406 |
121 |
90 |
23 |
8 |
818 |
If you need to process this, I could take another lap or two around the block. |
1.3223 |
0.05277 |
121 |
89 |
25 |
7 |
819 |
Oh sure... you're the Grim Reaper and I'm the freakin' Queen of England! |
1.3223 |
0.05655 |
121 |
92 |
19 |
10 |
820 |
You're right on time. He just jumped out the window. |
1.3223 |
0.05406 |
121 |
90 |
23 |
8 |
821 |
Don't worry, I'm only the Grim Rapper. |
1.3223 |
0.06344 |
121 |
98 |
7 |
16 |
822 |
I've never heard of the "Whatever" Reaper! |
1.3223 |
0.05532 |
121 |
91 |
21 |
9 |
823 |
You're just asking to get profiled, going out like that! |
1.3223 |
0.05655 |
121 |
92 |
19 |
10 |
824 |
Oh, good. You're here. I'll tell mom and dad you're ready for them. |
1.3223 |
0.05277 |
121 |
89 |
25 |
7 |
825 |
I still don't believe it was the gluten. |
1.3223 |
0.05406 |
121 |
90 |
23 |
8 |
826 |
Where have you been? I've been worried sick. |
1.3223 |
0.05406 |
121 |
90 |
23 |
8 |
827 |
Well it's about time! I've been dying to see you. |
1.3223 |
0.05145 |
121 |
88 |
27 |
6 |
828 |
We just bought a lawnmower. |
1.3223 |
0.05145 |
121 |
88 |
27 |
6 |
829 |
Thank goodness! I thought you were another pollster. |
1.3223 |
0.05145 |
121 |
88 |
27 |
6 |
830 |
When I said Get a job, this wasn't what I had in mind. |
1.3223 |
0.05532 |
121 |
91 |
21 |
9 |
831 |
Finally a date that looks like his picture. |
1.3223 |
0.05655 |
121 |
92 |
19 |
10 |
832 |
''That's it, Zuckerberg. I'm Un-friending you" |
1.3223 |
0.05655 |
121 |
92 |
19 |
10 |
833 |
Long black robe in the dryer? |
1.3223 |
0.05406 |
121 |
90 |
23 |
8 |
834 |
Let me change my status. |
1.3223 |
0.05406 |
121 |
90 |
23 |
8 |
835 |
You were out playing with that Kevorkian boy, weren't you? |
1.3223 |
0.05775 |
121 |
93 |
17 |
11 |
836 |
Come back on November 8th |
1.3223 |
0.05406 |
121 |
90 |
23 |
8 |
837 |
I'm sorry but this isn't a good time for me. |
1.3223 |
0.05145 |
121 |
88 |
27 |
6 |
838 |
Wait right there, let me grab my husband. |
1.3223 |
0.05775 |
121 |
93 |
17 |
11 |
839 |
I don't care if everyone else is doing it, you're not leaving the house like that. Get back inside and get on that nice evil flowing black robe that your aunt gave you for your birthday. |
1.3197 |
0.05614 |
122 |
93 |
19 |
10 |
840 |
We really need a better doorman. |
1.3167 |
0.05549 |
120 |
91 |
20 |
9 |
841 |
Come in, he's on his way home! |
1.3167 |
0.05796 |
120 |
93 |
16 |
11 |
842 |
You're going to kill me but I'm all out of sugar. |
1.3167 |
0.05796 |
120 |
93 |
16 |
11 |
843 |
I get it. White is the new black. |
1.3167 |
0.05796 |
120 |
93 |
16 |
11 |
844 |
I'm just the cleaning lady |
1.3167 |
0.05549 |
120 |
91 |
20 |
9 |
845 |
I knew having Children would be the death of me! |
1.3167 |
0.05549 |
120 |
91 |
20 |
9 |
846 |
He's not in, but you're welcome to wait. |
1.3167 |
0.05156 |
120 |
88 |
26 |
6 |
847 |
It's the hoodie that scares me. |
1.3167 |
0.05549 |
120 |
91 |
20 |
9 |
848 |
Pick up or delivery? |
1.3167 |
0.05421 |
120 |
90 |
22 |
8 |
849 |
So, what happened? Did hell finally freeze over? |
1.3167 |
0.05674 |
120 |
92 |
18 |
10 |
850 |
Please say "Trick or Treat!" |
1.3167 |
0.05421 |
120 |
90 |
22 |
8 |
851 |
Whew - I was worried it'd be a scary clown. |
1.3167 |
0.05674 |
120 |
92 |
18 |
10 |
852 |
He's snoring on the couch |
1.3167 |
0.05549 |
120 |
91 |
20 |
9 |
853 |
I wouldn't be caught dead going out with a guy in sweatpants. |
1.3167 |
0.05549 |
120 |
91 |
20 |
9 |
854 |
When you're done trimming the grass you can deadhead the roses. |
1.3167 |
0.05421 |
120 |
90 |
22 |
8 |
855 |
Can I give you my final answer after the election? |
1.3167 |
0.05549 |
120 |
91 |
20 |
9 |
856 |
No, sorry we're not interested in putting a Trump sign in our front yard. |
1.3167 |
0.05915 |
120 |
94 |
14 |
12 |
857 |
DO YOU HAVE ANY I.D? |
1.3167 |
0.05421 |
120 |
90 |
22 |
8 |
858 |
You'd better be here for the clown. |
1.3167 |
0.05674 |
120 |
92 |
18 |
10 |
859 |
I'm so glad you're still working weekends. He's in the bathroom trying to clear his browser history. |
1.3167 |
0.05421 |
120 |
90 |
22 |
8 |
860 |
You think you can scare your mother with a hoodie? |
1.3140 |
0.05120 |
121 |
89 |
26 |
6 |
861 |
Yeah? Well, you also killed our dinner plans with Carol and Doug. |
1.3140 |
0.05382 |
121 |
91 |
22 |
8 |
862 |
Its just a clogged drain for heaven's sake... |
1.3140 |
0.05633 |
121 |
93 |
18 |
10 |
863 |
This must be the near death experience |
1.3140 |
0.05120 |
121 |
89 |
26 |
6 |
864 |
About time! I was worried I was going to make it to November 8th. |
1.3136 |
0.05476 |
118 |
89 |
21 |
8 |
865 |
Is this how eviction notices work now? |
1.3136 |
0.05205 |
118 |
87 |
25 |
6 |
866 |
I think you are looking for my ex-husband. |
1.3136 |
0.05734 |
118 |
91 |
17 |
10 |
867 |
"Shall I tell him who's calling? |
1.3136 |
0.05205 |
118 |
87 |
25 |
6 |
868 |
So let me get this straight. On Casual Friday, you just take our beer? |
1.3136 |
0.05982 |
118 |
93 |
13 |
12 |
869 |
First finish cleaning your room, THEN you can carry my soul to its eternal grave. |
1.3136 |
0.05607 |
118 |
90 |
19 |
9 |
870 |
You should have thought about the robe before you took out the dry cleaner. |
1.3136 |
0.05476 |
118 |
89 |
21 |
8 |
871 |
You said you'd be here between noon and four. |
1.3136 |
0.05342 |
118 |
88 |
23 |
7 |
872 |
And you think you can just show up without calling? |
1.3136 |
0.05205 |
118 |
87 |
25 |
6 |
873 |
Of course I had to die on casual Friday. |
1.3136 |
0.05734 |
118 |
91 |
17 |
10 |
874 |
Not tonight. Plague and Famine are grounded! |
1.3136 |
0.05607 |
118 |
90 |
19 |
9 |
875 |
I think I'm going to have to ask for some ID. |
1.3136 |
0.04918 |
118 |
85 |
29 |
4 |
876 |
Uh-oh. I thought you were only a cliche. |
1.3136 |
0.05342 |
118 |
88 |
23 |
7 |
877 |
You're taking me out like that? |
1.3136 |
0.05734 |
118 |
91 |
17 |
10 |
878 |
What's grim is the way you're dressed. |
1.3136 |
0.05342 |
118 |
88 |
23 |
7 |
879 |
I'm sorry you missed him. |
1.3136 |
0.05607 |
118 |
90 |
19 |
9 |
880 |
I'd rather die than be seen with you dressed like that! |
1.3136 |
0.05859 |
118 |
92 |
15 |
11 |
881 |
You're interrupting my show |
1.3136 |
0.05342 |
118 |
88 |
23 |
7 |
882 |
What happened to your 12-4 arrival window? |
1.3136 |
0.05607 |
118 |
90 |
19 |
9 |
883 |
My dad sent me, it's take your kid to work day. |
1.3136 |
0.05064 |
118 |
86 |
27 |
5 |
884 |
He'll be home any minute. |
1.3136 |
0.05859 |
118 |
92 |
15 |
11 |
885 |
I see he hired a millennial. |
1.3136 |
0.05342 |
118 |
88 |
23 |
7 |
886 |
Would it kill you to wear slacks and shoes? |
1.3136 |
0.05734 |
118 |
91 |
17 |
10 |
887 |
I'd drop dead before I would go anywhere with you. |
1.3136 |
0.05607 |
118 |
90 |
19 |
9 |
888 |
One sec, I'd like to buy some more life insurance. |
1.3136 |
0.05476 |
118 |
89 |
21 |
8 |
889 |
Careful wearing a hoodie in this neighbourhood. You might get yourself killed. |
1.3136 |
0.05607 |
118 |
90 |
19 |
9 |
890 |
Edward, can the drama. If it's a divorce you want, just say so. |
1.3136 |
0.05607 |
118 |
90 |
19 |
9 |
891 |
Start with the weeds in the backyard. |
1.3136 |
0.05476 |
118 |
89 |
21 |
8 |
892 |
Come back after the third debate |
1.3136 |
0.05607 |
118 |
90 |
19 |
9 |
893 |
You look just like your father. |
1.3136 |
0.05476 |
118 |
89 |
21 |
8 |
894 |
Son, the end of this phase can't come soon enough. |
1.3136 |
0.05342 |
118 |
88 |
23 |
7 |
895 |
Does this have anything to do with all the kale I've been eating? |
1.3136 |
0.05064 |
118 |
86 |
27 |
5 |
896 |
Well isn't that a scythe for sore eyes.... |
1.3136 |
0.05476 |
118 |
89 |
21 |
8 |
897 |
Grim Rapper? |
1.3136 |
0.05607 |
118 |
90 |
19 |
9 |
898 |
I've warned you that hoodie makes people think you're up to no good. |
1.3136 |
0.05476 |
118 |
89 |
21 |
8 |
899 |
Don't they do this electronically nowadays? |
1.3136 |
0.05734 |
118 |
91 |
17 |
10 |
900 |
And for this you couldn't dress up? |
1.3136 |
0.05607 |
118 |
90 |
19 |
9 |
901 |
I already told you, you're dead to me. |
1.3136 |
0.05607 |
118 |
90 |
19 |
9 |
902 |
ANOTHER cup of sugar? |
1.3136 |
0.05734 |
118 |
91 |
17 |
10 |
903 |
Surprisingly, I'm happy not to have found a clown at my doorstep. |
1.3136 |
0.05607 |
118 |
90 |
19 |
9 |
904 |
Well I'm sorry my husband's heart attack forced you out of bed. |
1.3109 |
0.05436 |
119 |
90 |
21 |
8 |
905 |
The emergency Republican political meeting is two houses down. |
1.3109 |
0.05937 |
119 |
94 |
13 |
12 |
906 |
And at least try to look grim. |
1.3109 |
0.05436 |
119 |
90 |
21 |
8 |
907 |
So how's the internship going? |
1.3109 |
0.05167 |
119 |
88 |
25 |
6 |
908 |
Did I die of disappointment? |
1.3077 |
0.05624 |
117 |
90 |
18 |
9 |
909 |
I'll take the Thin Mints. |
1.3077 |
0.05491 |
117 |
89 |
20 |
8 |
910 |
So the clown costume just wasn’t scary enough. |
1.3077 |
0.05355 |
117 |
88 |
22 |
7 |
911 |
You just missed him. He's at the office. |
1.3077 |
0.05355 |
117 |
88 |
22 |
7 |
912 |
You're too early! I haven't bought my candy yet! |
1.3077 |
0.05491 |
117 |
89 |
20 |
8 |
913 |
I pay $15 an hour. But use the lawnmower. |
1.3077 |
0.05491 |
117 |
89 |
20 |
8 |
914 |
She's not home. |
1.3077 |
0.05624 |
117 |
90 |
18 |
9 |
915 |
Relax, I'm just here for your marriage. |
1.3077 |
0.05491 |
117 |
89 |
20 |
8 |
916 |
About time... my husband is right in the other room. |
1.3077 |
0.05355 |
117 |
88 |
22 |
7 |
917 |
Whatever I ordered online, this wasn’t it. |
1.3077 |
0.05216 |
117 |
87 |
24 |
6 |
918 |
What? ... On casual Friday? |
1.3077 |
0.05491 |
117 |
89 |
20 |
8 |
919 |
Honey, it's the kid from the scythe repair shop. |
1.3077 |
0.05355 |
117 |
88 |
22 |
7 |
920 |
You looked grimmer on Tinder. |
1.3077 |
0.05491 |
117 |
89 |
20 |
8 |
921 |
Son, that costume does not work at an old age home. |
1.3077 |
0.05880 |
117 |
92 |
14 |
11 |
922 |
Are you the Ghost of Gym Memberships Past? |
1.3077 |
0.05216 |
117 |
87 |
24 |
6 |
923 |
Could you wait 30 minutes? He's mowing the lawn now. |
1.3077 |
0.05355 |
117 |
88 |
22 |
7 |
924 |
Not scary enough. Why don't you try a Trump mask instead? |
1.3077 |
0.05491 |
117 |
89 |
20 |
8 |
925 |
Yes, that's who I voted for... |
1.3077 |
0.06125 |
117 |
94 |
10 |
13 |
926 |
Remember our deal – don’t let Harold take the remote control. |
1.3077 |
0.05355 |
117 |
88 |
22 |
7 |
927 |
You must be looking for the Trump campaign. |
1.3077 |
0.06125 |
117 |
94 |
10 |
13 |
928 |
Look, I'm glad you finally found a job. But is this what you meant when you said it offered "killer hours?" |
1.3077 |
0.05216 |
117 |
87 |
24 |
6 |
929 |
You're not half as scary as a clown. |
1.3077 |
0.05073 |
117 |
86 |
26 |
5 |
930 |
If it's my time, so be it. But you're not coming in here until you wipe your feet. |
1.3077 |
0.05073 |
117 |
86 |
26 |
5 |
931 |
Slacker! He's already dead. |
1.3077 |
0.05624 |
117 |
90 |
18 |
9 |
932 |
You look taller in your profile pic.. |
1.3077 |
0.05880 |
117 |
92 |
14 |
11 |
933 |
One last reason to hate Casual Fridays. |
1.3077 |
0.05491 |
117 |
89 |
20 |
8 |
934 |
I hope you're here for my mother-in-law. |
1.3077 |
0.05753 |
117 |
91 |
16 |
10 |
935 |
I've been looking forward to you since the 2016 election. |
1.3077 |
0.05880 |
117 |
92 |
14 |
11 |
936 |
You must be here for my husband, please come in. |
1.3077 |
0.05491 |
117 |
89 |
20 |
8 |
937 |
Hello Darkness my old friend. You've come to talk to me again? |
1.3077 |
0.05355 |
117 |
88 |
22 |
7 |
938 |
Young man, if you expect to be taken seriously as a professional, you'll need to dress like one. |
1.3077 |
0.05355 |
117 |
88 |
22 |
7 |
939 |
What a relief! For a second there I thought you were canvassing for Trump. |
1.3077 |
0.05491 |
117 |
89 |
20 |
8 |
940 |
I thought we were meeting at your place. |
1.3077 |
0.05216 |
117 |
87 |
24 |
6 |
941 |
But I haven't finished my taxes. |
1.3077 |
0.05624 |
117 |
90 |
18 |
9 |
942 |
I heard you're getting replaced by drones. |
1.3077 |
0.05355 |
117 |
88 |
22 |
7 |
943 |
What? I thought I got an entire panel under Obamacare. |
1.3077 |
0.05355 |
117 |
88 |
22 |
7 |
944 |
Sorry, but I'm voting for Hillary. |
1.3077 |
0.05880 |
117 |
92 |
14 |
11 |
945 |
I don't care if you're on call, I'm not going out until you change. |
1.3077 |
0.05355 |
117 |
88 |
22 |
7 |
946 |
you're late, he left without you |
1.3077 |
0.05491 |
117 |
89 |
20 |
8 |
947 |
Is the dress code now casual eternity? |
1.3077 |
0.05355 |
117 |
88 |
22 |
7 |
948 |
Take my husband, please. |
1.3077 |
0.04925 |
117 |
85 |
28 |
4 |
949 |
Well no wonder people are living longer. |
1.3017 |
0.05506 |
116 |
89 |
19 |
8 |
950 |
Well, ok. Wipe your feet. |
1.3017 |
0.05506 |
116 |
89 |
19 |
8 |
951 |
Well, yes; I did say you could come for me when Hell froze over. |
1.3017 |
0.05640 |
116 |
90 |
17 |
9 |
952 |
Young man, I told you to be home and done reaping by 11! |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
953 |
You're a bit early, Trump hasn't won yet. |
1.3017 |
0.06026 |
116 |
93 |
11 |
12 |
954 |
Sorry, wrong addresss. What you want is Trump Tower. |
1.3017 |
0.05900 |
116 |
92 |
13 |
11 |
955 |
Would it have killed you to put on a robe? |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
956 |
The gardens in the back. |
1.3017 |
0.05900 |
116 |
92 |
13 |
11 |
957 |
Emergency number’s on the fridge, I’ll be home by eleven. |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
958 |
Ugh, at least be dressed to kill. |
1.3017 |
0.05772 |
116 |
91 |
15 |
10 |
959 |
I'm sure you want my husband. |
1.3017 |
0.05640 |
116 |
90 |
17 |
9 |
960 |
Thank you, but my husband takes care of our lawn. |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
961 |
We already have a landscape service. |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
962 |
No thanks — I'm for Hillary. |
1.3017 |
0.05640 |
116 |
90 |
17 |
9 |
963 |
No. I'm not having breakfast. What are you... some sort of cereal reapist? |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
964 |
Thank God you're here. Now I have a good excuse for not voting! |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
965 |
That's the last time I agree to a blind date. |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
966 |
Does that price include edging the sidewalk? |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
967 |
Can you come back on November 9th? |
1.3017 |
0.05640 |
116 |
90 |
17 |
9 |
968 |
Of course, just after I announced my retirement. |
1.3017 |
0.05772 |
116 |
91 |
15 |
10 |
969 |
He's not home yet. |
1.3017 |
0.05900 |
116 |
92 |
13 |
11 |
970 |
He's not here now. He ran out for a pack of smokes, unless this about second-hand smoke. Then I'm yours. |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
971 |
Well, we've already had a Supergirl, a Batman, and some one from Star Wars, but I'm not familiar with Ingmar Bergman. |
1.3017 |
0.05506 |
116 |
89 |
19 |
8 |
972 |
At last. He's in the first room on the right. |
1.3017 |
0.05640 |
116 |
90 |
17 |
9 |
973 |
This is not what your Airbnb profile looked like. |
1.3017 |
0.05772 |
116 |
91 |
15 |
10 |
974 |
Donald Trump lives next door. |
1.3017 |
0.05772 |
116 |
91 |
15 |
10 |
975 |
Can we wait? I just ordered a pizza. |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
976 |
You want 2B, this is NOT2B! |
1.3017 |
0.05506 |
116 |
89 |
19 |
8 |
977 |
Today? OK, I suppose I can use an absentee ballot. |
1.3017 |
0.05506 |
116 |
89 |
19 |
8 |
978 |
You're early. He's not up yet. |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
979 |
Sorry. I'm a Clinton supporter. |
1.3017 |
0.05900 |
116 |
92 |
13 |
11 |
980 |
Congratulations...according to Donald you're the only thing that's certain anymore. |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
981 |
You'll have to wait; he's in the bathroom. |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
982 |
Did hell freeze over? |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
983 |
I guess you realize you're old when even the Grim Reaper looks young. |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
984 |
He's gone to vote for Trump, but if you hurry you can get him before he pulls the lever. |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
985 |
We aren't quite ready yet... can you come back on November 9th? |
1.3017 |
0.05772 |
116 |
91 |
15 |
10 |
986 |
Borrow a cup of sugar? Sure, but I think you know that stuff can kill you. |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
987 |
I'm not going with you, and don't call me 'dude'. |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
988 |
So Hell did freeze over? |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
989 |
Yes, I would mind if we stopped at the dry cleaners on the way. |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
990 |
Just follow the snoring and you'll find your man. |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
991 |
I don't care if you were busy making other house calls. The ad says 20 minutes or it's free. |
1.3017 |
0.05900 |
116 |
92 |
13 |
11 |
992 |
I think you're looking for my ex-husband two doors down... |
1.3017 |
0.05900 |
116 |
92 |
13 |
11 |
993 |
Would you mind coming back after November 8th so I can vote for Hillary? |
1.3017 |
0.05506 |
116 |
89 |
19 |
8 |
994 |
Great, Come in, let's get this over with. Anything is better than having to vote in this Presidential election. |
1.3017 |
0.05506 |
116 |
89 |
19 |
8 |
995 |
I didn't know there was a five box minimum for Girl Scout cookies. |
1.3017 |
0.05900 |
116 |
92 |
13 |
11 |
996 |
Yeah I ordered Take Out. Why do you ask? |
1.3017 |
0.04931 |
116 |
85 |
27 |
4 |
997 |
Eh, still not as grim as this election |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
998 |
But our computer is only a few years old. |
1.3017 |
0.05506 |
116 |
89 |
19 |
8 |
999 |
He just left for a run. If you hurry, you might catch him. |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
1000 |
He is hiding in the bathroom. |
1.3017 |
0.05506 |
116 |
89 |
19 |
8 |
1001 |
This wasn't the sort of edgy role play I had in mind, Harold. |
1.3017 |
0.05506 |
116 |
89 |
19 |
8 |
1002 |
Hey, it's casual doomsday. |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
1003 |
I think you're taking your job a bit too casually. |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
1004 |
He's out back. |
1.3017 |
0.05900 |
116 |
92 |
13 |
11 |
1005 |
That hoodie could get you shot. |
1.3017 |
0.05772 |
116 |
91 |
15 |
10 |
1006 |
He's in the back. |
1.3017 |
0.05772 |
116 |
91 |
15 |
10 |
1007 |
I could understand the mix up. I can't tell you how frustrating it is to have your identity stolen. |
1.3017 |
0.05640 |
116 |
90 |
17 |
9 |
1008 |
Unfortunately, the man of the house is not in. |
1.3017 |
0.05772 |
116 |
91 |
15 |
10 |
1009 |
Some men always come too early. |
1.3017 |
0.05772 |
116 |
91 |
15 |
10 |
1010 |
My husband already died laughing when we heard Trump was running for president. |
1.3017 |
0.05900 |
116 |
92 |
13 |
11 |
1011 |
Oh great, now even the Grim Reaper is a millennial. |
1.2984 |
0.04719 |
124 |
91 |
29 |
4 |
1012 |
The other gangs have guns you know. |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
1013 |
I don't care if it's a holiday. I want death with dignity. |
1.2982 |
0.05421 |
114 |
87 |
20 |
7 |
1014 |
And who may I say is calling? |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
1015 |
But I turned off location services! |
1.2982 |
0.05700 |
114 |
89 |
16 |
9 |
1016 |
Finish trimming the hedges, then come get me. |
1.2982 |
0.05700 |
114 |
89 |
16 |
9 |
1017 |
For whom does the doorbell ring? |
1.2982 |
0.04973 |
114 |
84 |
26 |
4 |
1018 |
And the 'Gym Reaper' is funny how? |
1.2982 |
0.05421 |
114 |
87 |
20 |
7 |
1019 |
We do our own hedges. |
1.2982 |
0.05421 |
114 |
87 |
20 |
7 |
1020 |
Well...I was just on my way out. |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
1021 |
I will not leave with you until you put on real pants. |
1.2982 |
0.05563 |
114 |
88 |
18 |
8 |
1022 |
Well... Death is literally at my door. |
1.2982 |
0.05421 |
114 |
87 |
20 |
7 |
1023 |
Mrs. Johnson lived next door, and the funeral was yesterday. Your father must be so proud of you. |
1.2982 |
0.05563 |
114 |
88 |
18 |
8 |
1024 |
Death takes a casual Friday. |
1.2982 |
0.05421 |
114 |
87 |
20 |
7 |
1025 |
Based on your profile pic, I thought you'd be more corporeal. And taller. |
1.2982 |
0.05563 |
114 |
88 |
18 |
8 |
1026 |
Fancy that...The not so grim reaper. |
1.2982 |
0.05563 |
114 |
88 |
18 |
8 |
1027 |
You call yourself grim, I'll show you grim. |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
1028 |
He says just give him five or ten minutes to put his pants on. |
1.2982 |
0.05421 |
114 |
87 |
20 |
7 |
1029 |
The bum's not home, but come on in and have a drink while you wait. |
1.2982 |
0.05835 |
114 |
90 |
14 |
10 |
1030 |
Let me guess; you're not selling anything. |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
1031 |
It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye. |
1.2982 |
0.05967 |
114 |
91 |
12 |
11 |
1032 |
Could you swing by after the elections! |
1.2982 |
0.05563 |
114 |
88 |
18 |
8 |
1033 |
Can we wait until the election's over? I might have a lot of company? |
1.2982 |
0.05563 |
114 |
88 |
18 |
8 |
1034 |
Come back when you have some decent clothes and a better attitude, mister. |
1.2982 |
0.05421 |
114 |
87 |
20 |
7 |
1035 |
You still need to be home by 9. |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
1036 |
I'm going to give you five seconds to say "Trick or Treat," and then I'm going to get nervous. |
1.2982 |
0.05563 |
114 |
88 |
18 |
8 |
1037 |
Ah, Cubs in the playoffs again, I guess. |
1.2982 |
0.05563 |
114 |
88 |
18 |
8 |
1038 |
Well I was really hoping to go "out" in style. |
1.2982 |
0.05127 |
114 |
85 |
24 |
5 |
1039 |
Come with you? Like hell I will. |
1.2982 |
0.05421 |
114 |
87 |
20 |
7 |
1040 |
Let me guess -- you've been acquired by Facebook. |
1.2982 |
0.05700 |
114 |
89 |
16 |
9 |
1041 |
Don’t tell me. It’s Casual Friday. |
1.2982 |
0.05421 |
114 |
87 |
20 |
7 |
1042 |
Please come back when he's feeling better |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
1043 |
Subtle, but you're still grounded |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
1044 |
Really...Casual Friday? |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
1045 |
No, Timmy cannot come out and die; he's finishing dinner. |
1.2982 |
0.05421 |
114 |
87 |
20 |
7 |
1046 |
I assume that you're trying to appeal more to the Millennials. |
1.2982 |
0.04973 |
114 |
84 |
26 |
4 |
1047 |
Let me guess. You want to borrow the lawnmower again. |
1.2982 |
0.05563 |
114 |
88 |
18 |
8 |
1048 |
I see Casual Fridays have found their way to the Underworld. |
1.2982 |
0.05700 |
114 |
89 |
16 |
9 |
1049 |
You just missed him. |
1.2982 |
0.05700 |
114 |
89 |
16 |
9 |
1050 |
Did you forget your open carry permit? |
1.2982 |
0.05421 |
114 |
87 |
20 |
7 |
1051 |
Are you, like, Death or whatever? |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
1052 |
We already pay a man with a power mower. |
1.2982 |
0.05700 |
114 |
89 |
16 |
9 |
1053 |
Like if I need another surprise today. |
1.2982 |
0.05700 |
114 |
89 |
16 |
9 |
1054 |
That is a clever disguise Mr. Montieth, but as I told you on the phone, we are happy with the amount of life insurance we pesently have. |
1.2982 |
0.05563 |
114 |
88 |
18 |
8 |
1055 |
What do you mean ... "Trick or treat or else"? |
1.2982 |
0.05127 |
114 |
85 |
24 |
5 |
1056 |
I'm not going anywhere if you're dressing like that. |
1.2982 |
0.05421 |
114 |
87 |
20 |
7 |
1057 |
You dressed up for my first husband. |
1.2982 |
0.05563 |
114 |
88 |
18 |
8 |
1058 |
He said to tell you, he chose Philadelphia. |
1.2982 |
0.05700 |
114 |
89 |
16 |
9 |
1059 |
We're not quite ready yet. Can you come back after the election? |
1.2982 |
0.05700 |
114 |
89 |
16 |
9 |
1060 |
Oh I see,Death does take a holiday! |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
1061 |
Didn't you see the No Soliciting sign? |
1.2982 |
0.05700 |
114 |
89 |
16 |
9 |
1062 |
Go reap yourself! |
1.2982 |
0.05563 |
114 |
88 |
18 |
8 |
1063 |
Really?" "The doorbell?" "Don't you knock anymore? |
1.2982 |
0.05563 |
114 |
88 |
18 |
8 |
1064 |
Sorry, but I don't own a Samsung. |
1.2982 |
0.05563 |
114 |
88 |
18 |
8 |
1065 |
Seriously?! |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
1066 |
Death is really more of a formal affair. |
1.2982 |
0.05421 |
114 |
87 |
20 |
7 |
1067 |
You couldn't dress for this? |
1.2982 |
0.05127 |
114 |
85 |
24 |
5 |
1068 |
No, You can't have a cup of sugar. |
1.2982 |
0.05700 |
114 |
89 |
16 |
9 |
1069 |
Trump campaign headquarters is two doors down. |
1.2982 |
0.05563 |
114 |
88 |
18 |
8 |
1070 |
He'll be back in a minute. Please come in and wait. |
1.2982 |
0.05700 |
114 |
89 |
16 |
9 |
1071 |
November 8th is here already? |
1.2982 |
0.05563 |
114 |
88 |
18 |
8 |
1072 |
No, I'd rather not hear about God's plan. |
1.2982 |
0.04973 |
114 |
84 |
26 |
4 |
1073 |
"Grim" does not mean "schlubby"! |
1.2982 |
0.05700 |
114 |
89 |
16 |
9 |
1074 |
Did you finish the lawn? |
1.2982 |
0.05127 |
114 |
85 |
24 |
5 |
1075 |
Insurance? What kind of insurance? |
1.2957 |
0.05657 |
115 |
90 |
16 |
9 |
1076 |
Well, technically you didn't knock. You rang the door bell so ... |
1.2920 |
0.05134 |
113 |
85 |
23 |
5 |
1077 |
Try Trump Towers! |
1.2920 |
0.05577 |
113 |
88 |
17 |
8 |
1078 |
Even death is getting a little too casual these days. |
1.2920 |
0.05134 |
113 |
85 |
23 |
5 |
1079 |
I need to vote for Hilary first. |
1.2920 |
0.05717 |
113 |
89 |
15 |
9 |
1080 |
How about giving me a head start then? |
1.2920 |
0.05433 |
113 |
87 |
19 |
7 |
1081 |
Please tell me you're the plumber. |
1.2920 |
0.05433 |
113 |
87 |
19 |
7 |
1082 |
My Mother-in -law will be right out. |
1.2920 |
0.05433 |
113 |
87 |
19 |
7 |
1083 |
I don't think you'll be getting many treats in that get-up. |
1.2920 |
0.05577 |
113 |
88 |
17 |
8 |
1084 |
Okay, okay! I'll eat more kale. |
1.2920 |
0.05134 |
113 |
85 |
23 |
5 |
1085 |
Wouldn't you know--the last day of my life, a dress down day. |
1.2920 |
0.05577 |
113 |
88 |
17 |
8 |
1086 |
Sorry, we can't afford death right now. |
1.2920 |
0.05134 |
113 |
85 |
23 |
5 |
1087 |
At least this puts an end to my marriage. |
1.2920 |
0.05286 |
113 |
86 |
21 |
6 |
1088 |
He'll be back in just a half hour. I do hope you can wait. |
1.2920 |
0.05717 |
113 |
89 |
15 |
9 |
1089 |
Even YOU have casual Friday? |
1.2920 |
0.05853 |
113 |
90 |
13 |
10 |
1090 |
Well, lets hope your'e better than the last one they sent |
1.2920 |
0.05286 |
113 |
86 |
21 |
6 |
1091 |
"Take away? I ordered take-out." Elaine Ryning, San Francisco. CA |
1.2920 |
0.05717 |
113 |
89 |
15 |
9 |
1092 |
The co-op board has a "No Solicitations" rule... |
1.2920 |
0.05433 |
113 |
87 |
19 |
7 |
1093 |
I don't care if you're here to take who-ever to the great beyond what-ever, take your shoes off! |
1.2920 |
0.05577 |
113 |
88 |
17 |
8 |
1094 |
Oh you don't look anything like you do in your profile picture. |
1.2920 |
0.05286 |
113 |
86 |
21 |
6 |
1095 |
Well, if you're sure you have the right address, wait a minute and I will get my husband for you. |
1.2920 |
0.04817 |
113 |
83 |
27 |
3 |
1096 |
Did somebody call for a moyle? |
1.2920 |
0.05577 |
113 |
88 |
17 |
8 |
1097 |
It's about time - he's in the back room. |
1.2920 |
0.05134 |
113 |
85 |
23 |
5 |
1098 |
Chin up, don't slouch -- and might we manage a smile? |
1.2920 |
0.05433 |
113 |
87 |
19 |
7 |
1099 |
You're early. The election's tomorrow. |
1.2920 |
0.05286 |
113 |
86 |
21 |
6 |
1100 |
My husband will be right out. I told him to hurry up, but you know George... |
1.2920 |
0.04978 |
113 |
84 |
25 |
4 |
1101 |
I'm sorry. It's not a good time. |
1.2920 |
0.04978 |
113 |
84 |
25 |
4 |
1102 |
Trump or treat. |
1.2895 |
0.05672 |
114 |
90 |
15 |
9 |
1103 |
Marvellous! I won't have to register to vote now. |
1.2895 |
0.05534 |
114 |
89 |
17 |
8 |
1104 |
You wanna see my husband, right? |
1.2895 |
0.05534 |
114 |
89 |
17 |
8 |
1105 |
I've really enjoyed our time together, but I don't think I'm ready to commit yet. |
1.2883 |
0.05181 |
111 |
84 |
22 |
5 |
1106 |
This time get the weeds out back, too. |
1.2883 |
0.05779 |
111 |
88 |
14 |
9 |
1107 |
I'm sure the 'other side' sounds like fun, but I still want her in by 11:00. |
1.2883 |
0.05488 |
111 |
86 |
18 |
7 |
1108 |
No, this is 665. |
1.2883 |
0.05919 |
111 |
89 |
12 |
10 |
1109 |
Let me get this straight; you're a kinder, gentler agent of death? |
1.2883 |
0.05337 |
111 |
85 |
20 |
6 |
1110 |
Who knew Death had Casual Day? |
1.2883 |
0.05337 |
111 |
85 |
20 |
6 |
1111 |
Ghoul Scout cookies? You got to be kidding! |
1.2883 |
0.05488 |
111 |
86 |
18 |
7 |
1112 |
You're too late. The Winged Chariot guys already took him away. |
1.2883 |
0.05488 |
111 |
86 |
18 |
7 |
1113 |
Can you give me a sec so I can grab my Fitbit? |
1.2883 |
0.05779 |
111 |
88 |
14 |
9 |
1114 |
Only clowns scare me. |
1.2883 |
0.05488 |
111 |
86 |
18 |
7 |
1115 |
Yes, you can go reaping, but you have to clean your room first. |
1.2883 |
0.05337 |
111 |
85 |
20 |
6 |
1116 |
No, thank you, I want a formal demise. |
1.2883 |
0.05337 |
111 |
85 |
20 |
6 |
1117 |
That's not what I meant by "a more permanent relationship." |
1.2883 |
0.05337 |
111 |
85 |
20 |
6 |
1118 |
Are you trick-or-treating, or looking for the Trump campaign? |
1.2883 |
0.05488 |
111 |
86 |
18 |
7 |
1119 |
This is the last blind date I'm going on! |
1.2883 |
0.05635 |
111 |
87 |
16 |
8 |
1120 |
I could've sworn I swiped left. |
1.2883 |
0.05635 |
111 |
87 |
16 |
8 |
1121 |
You're only getting candy if you whack some weeds in the back. |
1.2883 |
0.04683 |
111 |
81 |
28 |
2 |
1122 |
If you're the new hospice nurse, you're too late. |
1.2883 |
0.05779 |
111 |
88 |
14 |
9 |
1123 |
Follow me...my husband is in the den |
1.2883 |
0.05779 |
111 |
88 |
14 |
9 |
1124 |
I see there must be a Gap between here and the afterlife. |
1.2883 |
0.05779 |
111 |
88 |
14 |
9 |
1125 |
Oh, you don't look like your profile picture |
1.2883 |
0.04855 |
111 |
82 |
26 |
3 |
1126 |
Kids! Your dad is here to pick you up for the weekend... have fun! |
1.2883 |
0.05337 |
111 |
85 |
20 |
6 |
1127 |
Just my luck to die on Casual Friday. |
1.2883 |
0.05488 |
111 |
86 |
18 |
7 |
1128 |
No thank you. We harvested our wheat last Friday. You might try Mrs. Rosenbaum in 8A. |
1.2883 |
0.05488 |
111 |
86 |
18 |
7 |
1129 |
No — I don't have a minute for undead rights. |
1.2883 |
0.05779 |
111 |
88 |
14 |
9 |
1130 |
No Jimmy can NOT crossover because he hasn't finished his homework. |
1.2883 |
0.05337 |
111 |
85 |
20 |
6 |
1131 |
No, this is not the Trump campaign headquarters. |
1.2883 |
0.05919 |
111 |
89 |
12 |
10 |
1132 |
I'm sorry but no. That's just not an outfit to die for. |
1.2883 |
0.05337 |
111 |
85 |
20 |
6 |
1133 |
Sorry young man your first night on the job is not going to be my last. |
1.2883 |
0.05635 |
111 |
87 |
16 |
8 |
1134 |
What kind of escort service is this? |
1.2883 |
0.05181 |
111 |
84 |
22 |
5 |
1135 |
You look nothing like your Tinder picture. |
1.2883 |
0.05635 |
111 |
87 |
16 |
8 |
1136 |
You want next door. |
1.2883 |
0.05337 |
111 |
85 |
20 |
6 |
1137 |
Try next door. |
1.2883 |
0.05779 |
111 |
88 |
14 |
9 |
1138 |
I thought you'd be taller and darker. And, no, I don't have any plans for later. |
1.2883 |
0.04855 |
111 |
82 |
26 |
3 |
1139 |
I know what you're thinking: my profile picture is a bit outdated. |
1.2883 |
0.05635 |
111 |
87 |
16 |
8 |
1140 |
No, I'm the Gym Reaper. I've come to kill your excuses. |
1.2883 |
0.05337 |
111 |
85 |
20 |
6 |
1141 |
Frank doesn't die here anymore. |
1.2883 |
0.05020 |
111 |
83 |
24 |
4 |
1142 |
No, the other Horsemen can't come out to play. |
1.2883 |
0.05181 |
111 |
84 |
22 |
5 |
1143 |
I don't understand why you came so quick. I don't have Amazon Prime. |
1.2883 |
0.05779 |
111 |
88 |
14 |
9 |
1144 |
Herbert won't come to the door. He is demanding a Death with dignity. |
1.2883 |
0.05635 |
111 |
87 |
16 |
8 |
1145 |
I'm hoping you just want candy. |
1.2883 |
0.05779 |
111 |
88 |
14 |
9 |
1146 |
Its fine, Fred's been in sweatpants for the last thirty years. |
1.2883 |
0.05181 |
111 |
84 |
22 |
5 |
1147 |
No, really, just cut the tall grass in the back, and leave it at that. |
1.2883 |
0.05635 |
111 |
87 |
16 |
8 |
1148 |
Oh, come on in, he's watching television, I thought he just fell asleep. |
1.2883 |
0.05919 |
111 |
89 |
12 |
10 |
1149 |
Aw, c'mon! I only ate one. |
1.2883 |
0.05337 |
111 |
85 |
20 |
6 |
1150 |
You still have to cut the lawn |
1.2883 |
0.05181 |
111 |
84 |
22 |
5 |
1151 |
He is dead...I did it already! |
1.2883 |
0.05779 |
111 |
88 |
14 |
9 |
1152 |
Whaddaya mean, neither trick nor treat/ |
1.2883 |
0.05337 |
111 |
85 |
20 |
6 |
1153 |
Black clothes matter. |
1.2883 |
0.05181 |
111 |
84 |
22 |
5 |
1154 |
That's no longer a politically correct Halloween costume. |
1.2883 |
0.05635 |
111 |
87 |
16 |
8 |
1155 |
I'm not sure if the 'Casual Friday' look is good for you. |
1.2883 |
0.05635 |
111 |
87 |
16 |
8 |
1156 |
How about half of my soul and the rest in coupons? |
1.2883 |
0.05337 |
111 |
85 |
20 |
6 |
1157 |
Well look who finally made it! |
1.2883 |
0.05337 |
111 |
85 |
20 |
6 |
1158 |
No, I'm not interested in joining the Cloud. |
1.2883 |
0.05779 |
111 |
88 |
14 |
9 |
1159 |
I'm not taking you to the retirement home Halloween party dressed like that. |
1.2883 |
0.05779 |
111 |
88 |
14 |
9 |
1160 |
I swore death before exercise, and now I get both? |
1.2883 |
0.05181 |
111 |
84 |
22 |
5 |
1161 |
No way you're coming back home! You can't tell me you're out of work! |
1.2883 |
0.05635 |
111 |
87 |
16 |
8 |
1162 |
I'm not going with you dressed like that! |
1.2883 |
0.05635 |
111 |
87 |
16 |
8 |
1163 |
No, I've never heard of 'Casual Die-day.' |
1.2883 |
0.05488 |
111 |
86 |
18 |
7 |
1164 |
Looking killer tonight. |
1.2883 |
0.05779 |
111 |
88 |
14 |
9 |
1165 |
If this is my last date, you could have at least brought flowers. |
1.2883 |
0.05919 |
111 |
89 |
12 |
10 |
1166 |
He'll be home around six. Can you come back then? |
1.2883 |
0.05635 |
111 |
87 |
16 |
8 |
1167 |
Yes, this is Women for Trump-Pence Headquarters. I'm it. |
1.2883 |
0.05635 |
111 |
87 |
16 |
8 |
1168 |
Sorry, we are voting for Hillary. |
1.2883 |
0.05488 |
111 |
86 |
18 |
7 |
1169 |
I’ve never even heard of Death Jr. |
1.2883 |
0.05020 |
111 |
83 |
24 |
4 |
1170 |
Scythe, Shmythe. Where's the pizza? |
1.2883 |
0.05779 |
111 |
88 |
14 |
9 |
1171 |
Well, if you're not willing to take my husband could you at least cut the grass. |
1.2883 |
0.05337 |
111 |
85 |
20 |
6 |
1172 |
Would it make a difference if I told you I was gluten-free? |
1.2883 |
0.06056 |
111 |
90 |
10 |
11 |
1173 |
You're early. Come back in 2066. |
1.2883 |
0.05488 |
111 |
86 |
18 |
7 |
1174 |
Thank you, we already have a lawn service. |
1.2883 |
0.05635 |
111 |
87 |
16 |
8 |
1175 |
Donald's in the tower across the street. Please HURRY! |
1.2883 |
0.05779 |
111 |
88 |
14 |
9 |
1176 |
I don’t care if it’s casual Friday, you’re not taking me out wearing that. |
1.2883 |
0.05919 |
111 |
89 |
12 |
10 |
1177 |
Thank God it's you. I was afraid it was Bob Manoff. |
1.2883 |
0.05779 |
111 |
88 |
14 |
9 |
1178 |
No, they're down the hall. We ordered a large pizza with pepperoni and extra cheese. |
1.2883 |
0.05635 |
111 |
87 |
16 |
8 |
1179 |
Can I get a rain check? |
1.2883 |
0.05181 |
111 |
84 |
22 |
5 |
1180 |
Well, you're about twenty years too late. He's in his barcalounger watching the game. |
1.2883 |
0.05020 |
111 |
83 |
24 |
4 |
1181 |
I told your father you'd be the death of me. |
1.2883 |
0.05181 |
111 |
84 |
22 |
5 |
1182 |
Oh, no. I refuse to entertain such a casual end. |
1.2883 |
0.05181 |
111 |
84 |
22 |
5 |
1183 |
Honestly Jack, you'll be the death of me! |
1.2883 |
0.05635 |
111 |
87 |
16 |
8 |
1184 |
You can start by pulling the weeds in the backyard. |
1.2883 |
0.05635 |
111 |
87 |
16 |
8 |
1185 |
He's not here. He's never here. I don't know where he is. Or I'd gladly tell you. |
1.2883 |
0.05181 |
111 |
84 |
22 |
5 |
1186 |
I want to see your open carry permit first. |
1.2883 |
0.05337 |
111 |
85 |
20 |
6 |
1187 |
Yes, I know scythe matters. |
1.2857 |
0.05871 |
112 |
90 |
12 |
10 |
1188 |
OK, I choose the right hand ! |
1.2857 |
0.05295 |
112 |
86 |
20 |
6 |
1189 |
My husband is in the backyard digging a hole. I'll tell him you're here. |
1.2857 |
0.05445 |
112 |
87 |
18 |
7 |
1190 |
The Trump sign out front is my husband's; he's out back... |
1.2857 |
0.05356 |
119 |
93 |
18 |
8 |
1191 |
Jane realized that, somewhere along the line, Flirting With Death had deteriorated into Hanging Out With Death Every Damn Sunday. |
1.2857 |
0.05591 |
112 |
88 |
16 |
8 |
1192 |
Thank God! Not a clown! |
1.2857 |
0.05141 |
112 |
85 |
22 |
5 |
1193 |
Sydney, your sneakers give you away. I'm out of the peanut butter cups. |
1.2857 |
0.05871 |
112 |
90 |
12 |
10 |
1194 |
You could've dressed up to take me out. |
1.2857 |
0.05295 |
112 |
86 |
20 |
6 |
1195 |
Now I see why the low Angie's List rating. |
1.2857 |
0.05591 |
112 |
88 |
16 |
8 |
1196 |
Where do you want to take my soul dressed like that ? To the mall ? |
1.2857 |
0.05141 |
112 |
85 |
22 |
5 |
1197 |
And don't forget to blow the clippings off the driveway. |
1.2857 |
0.05141 |
112 |
85 |
22 |
5 |
1198 |
I suppose you want candy too? |
1.2857 |
0.05445 |
112 |
87 |
18 |
7 |
1199 |
So, white is the new black, I'm guessing? |
1.2857 |
0.05733 |
112 |
89 |
14 |
9 |
1200 |
Sorry, he gave it up at the office. |
1.2818 |
0.05649 |
110 |
87 |
15 |
8 |
1201 |
You're here to grab me by the what? |
1.2818 |
0.05937 |
110 |
89 |
11 |
10 |
1202 |
Aren't you a little old for trick or treating? |
1.2818 |
0.04680 |
110 |
81 |
27 |
2 |
1203 |
Aren't you a scythe for sore eyes. |
1.2818 |
0.05649 |
110 |
87 |
15 |
8 |
1204 |
Son, I don't care how life or death your job is, I will get to your laundry when I get to it. |
1.2818 |
0.05346 |
110 |
85 |
19 |
6 |
1205 |
Now's not a good time. Come back on November 9th. |
1.2818 |
0.05346 |
110 |
85 |
19 |
6 |
1206 |
You don't look like your picture. |
1.2818 |
0.05500 |
110 |
86 |
17 |
7 |
1207 |
If you're here for American democracy, you're too late. |
1.2818 |
0.05187 |
110 |
84 |
21 |
5 |
1208 |
I'm not going anywhere until I see your credentials. |
1.2818 |
0.05187 |
110 |
84 |
21 |
5 |
1209 |
Well, there's nothing casual about a date with Death. |
1.2818 |
0.05187 |
110 |
84 |
21 |
5 |
1210 |
I don't care what the blade is for, you'll be well advised not to walk around this neighborhood with that hood up. |
1.2818 |
0.05187 |
110 |
84 |
21 |
5 |
1211 |
So you think you've been hacked? |
1.2818 |
0.05024 |
110 |
83 |
23 |
4 |
1212 |
Sure, you can borrow a cup of sugar. |
1.2818 |
0.05649 |
110 |
87 |
15 |
8 |
1213 |
I see athleisure has made its way to the depths of hell. |
1.2818 |
0.05795 |
110 |
88 |
13 |
9 |
1214 |
If you're the Grim Reaper, I'm the Good Fairy! |
1.2818 |
0.05500 |
110 |
86 |
17 |
7 |
1215 |
Should I be worried? |
1.2818 |
0.05500 |
110 |
86 |
17 |
7 |
1216 |
I WOULD have to die on casual Friday! |
1.2818 |
0.05500 |
110 |
86 |
17 |
7 |
1217 |
Are you sure you didn't see him at the gym? |
1.2818 |
0.05500 |
110 |
86 |
17 |
7 |
1218 |
You shouldn't be wearing white after Labor Day. |
1.2818 |
0.04855 |
110 |
82 |
25 |
3 |
1219 |
Talk about a casual attitude toward death. |
1.2818 |
0.05795 |
110 |
88 |
13 |
9 |
1220 |
I'm just not feeling your grimness. |
1.2818 |
0.05187 |
110 |
84 |
21 |
5 |
1221 |
You should have used a more recent profile picture. |
1.2818 |
0.05795 |
110 |
88 |
13 |
9 |
1222 |
Alright, jogging or reaping souls; which is it? |
1.2818 |
0.05346 |
110 |
85 |
19 |
6 |
1223 |
Are you familiar with the phrase 'Dress for success?' |
1.2818 |
0.05024 |
110 |
83 |
23 |
4 |
1224 |
Your father is going to kill you. |
1.2818 |
0.05346 |
110 |
85 |
19 |
6 |
1225 |
Funny, you didn't mention the scythe on your Tinder profile. |
1.2818 |
0.05346 |
110 |
85 |
19 |
6 |
1226 |
I wouldn't be caught dead wearing white after Labor Day. |
1.2818 |
0.05500 |
110 |
86 |
17 |
7 |
1227 |
I don't care if she was "dying to meet you" |
1.2818 |
0.05500 |
110 |
86 |
17 |
7 |
1228 |
He's working late... again. But you can wait for him on his side of the bed if you like. |
1.2818 |
0.05187 |
110 |
84 |
21 |
5 |
1229 |
She's in Assisted Living ... you'll never get her. |
1.2818 |
0.05187 |
110 |
84 |
21 |
5 |
1230 |
You look nothing like your profile pic. |
1.2818 |
0.05024 |
110 |
83 |
23 |
4 |
1231 |
So what if I do eat gluten? |
1.2818 |
0.05649 |
110 |
87 |
15 |
8 |
1232 |
It's about time! He' inside. |
1.2818 |
0.05937 |
110 |
89 |
11 |
10 |
1233 |
So you're telling me today is casual Friday the 13th? |
1.2818 |
0.05346 |
110 |
85 |
19 |
6 |
1234 |
You already have my vote. |
1.2818 |
0.05346 |
110 |
85 |
19 |
6 |
1235 |
Wow. You look like death, warmed up. |
1.2818 |
0.05649 |
110 |
87 |
15 |
8 |
1236 |
Casualty Friday. Great. |
1.2818 |
0.05649 |
110 |
87 |
15 |
8 |
1237 |
Sorry, wrong apartment. Joe and Barbara next door are serving the salmon mousse. |
1.2818 |
0.05795 |
110 |
88 |
13 |
9 |
1238 |
You will not go to the polling booth wearing that! |
1.2818 |
0.06076 |
110 |
90 |
9 |
11 |
1239 |
Nice hoodie - does that make you the Grim Rapper? |
1.2818 |
0.05346 |
110 |
85 |
19 |
6 |
1240 |
Not until after the election. |
1.2818 |
0.05346 |
110 |
85 |
19 |
6 |
1241 |
Honey, can you bring my Galaxy Note 7? |
1.2818 |
0.05795 |
110 |
88 |
13 |
9 |
1242 |
You looked a lot different on J-Date |
1.2818 |
0.05795 |
110 |
88 |
13 |
9 |
1243 |
I understand your disappointment, but you're now competing with a well-financed pharmaceutical industry. |
1.2818 |
0.05500 |
110 |
86 |
17 |
7 |
1244 |
Haven't you heard? Trump was elected. I'm already dead! |
1.2818 |
0.05795 |
110 |
88 |
13 |
9 |
1245 |
I'm not dying on Casual Friday. |
1.2818 |
0.05187 |
110 |
84 |
21 |
5 |
1246 |
No, you may not borrow a cup of strychnine. |
1.2818 |
0.05500 |
110 |
86 |
17 |
7 |
1247 |
I thought my teenager would be the death of me. |
1.2818 |
0.05649 |
110 |
87 |
15 |
8 |
1248 |
Well, it's about time!! Do you know how many times I've been calling you people to do my lawn?! Thought I'd be dead by no--!! |
1.2818 |
0.05187 |
110 |
84 |
21 |
5 |
1249 |
Where the hell have you been? We buried Geoff last week. |
1.2818 |
0.05649 |
110 |
87 |
15 |
8 |
1250 |
No, but you can catch him on the golf course... |
1.2818 |
0.05187 |
110 |
84 |
21 |
5 |
1251 |
So I have to die on Casual Friday? |
1.2818 |
0.05187 |
110 |
84 |
21 |
5 |
1252 |
Evelyn’s date with death: “You looked taller in your profile picture.” |
1.2818 |
0.05500 |
110 |
86 |
17 |
7 |
1253 |
Perfect. I have to die on a Casual Friday. |
1.2818 |
0.05187 |
110 |
84 |
21 |
5 |
1254 |
So that wasn't an ironic profile picture. |
1.2818 |
0.04855 |
110 |
82 |
25 |
3 |
1255 |
Yea...my husband can come out and play.... |
1.2793 |
0.05889 |
111 |
90 |
11 |
10 |
1256 |
Oh, no, talk about bad timing -- right now he's finally watching "Dancing With The Stars" with me. |
1.2793 |
0.04818 |
111 |
83 |
25 |
3 |
1257 |
Could you stop back on November 9th? |
1.2793 |
0.05748 |
111 |
89 |
13 |
9 |
1258 |
Let me guess. Teens for Trump? |
1.2793 |
0.05456 |
111 |
87 |
17 |
7 |
1259 |
Darn, you just missed him. |
1.2768 |
0.05262 |
112 |
87 |
19 |
6 |
1260 |
Sweatpants? You're dead to me. |
1.2768 |
0.05702 |
112 |
90 |
13 |
9 |
1261 |
Nice try, Ed, but I still won't divorce you. |
1.2752 |
0.05193 |
109 |
84 |
20 |
5 |
1262 |
Your Father and I forbid you to pledge. |
1.2752 |
0.05193 |
109 |
84 |
20 |
5 |
1263 |
You're too late. I'm already brain dead from the debates. |
1.2752 |
0.05662 |
109 |
87 |
14 |
8 |
1264 |
Y es Im Billys mother,And no he cannot come out and play with you. |
1.2752 |
0.05027 |
109 |
83 |
22 |
4 |
1265 |
The neighbor boy cuts our lawn. |
1.2752 |
0.05193 |
109 |
84 |
20 |
5 |
1266 |
Thanks for asking, Mr. Grim Slacker, but my suicide attempt was three weeks ago. |
1.2752 |
0.05662 |
109 |
87 |
14 |
8 |
1267 |
Its too late. I already did him in. |
1.2752 |
0.05510 |
109 |
86 |
16 |
7 |
1268 |
Very funny. Where's the pizza? |
1.2752 |
0.05510 |
109 |
86 |
16 |
7 |
1269 |
That hoodie is going to get you shot. |
1.2752 |
0.05510 |
109 |
86 |
16 |
7 |
1270 |
If you're here for my husband I've already got rid of him. |
1.2752 |
0.05027 |
109 |
83 |
22 |
4 |
1271 |
I was hoping you'd be taller. |
1.2752 |
0.05354 |
109 |
85 |
18 |
6 |
1272 |
At least you could've dressed for the occasion. |
1.2752 |
0.05354 |
109 |
85 |
18 |
6 |
1273 |
Why can't you dress like the Johnson's gardener? |
1.2752 |
0.05354 |
109 |
85 |
18 |
6 |
1274 |
I told you Marvin--you're dead to me. |
1.2752 |
0.05662 |
109 |
87 |
14 |
8 |
1275 |
If I'd known this, I'd have cast my vote against Trump early. |
1.2752 |
0.05510 |
109 |
86 |
16 |
7 |
1276 |
I've never heard of casual Death Day. |
1.2752 |
0.05027 |
109 |
83 |
22 |
4 |
1277 |
You're dropping out to do this? |
1.2752 |
0.05354 |
109 |
85 |
18 |
6 |
1278 |
I see you think you're exempt from the " No Soliciting" sign? |
1.2752 |
0.05193 |
109 |
84 |
20 |
5 |
1279 |
I didn't know Death had a "casual Friday." |
1.2752 |
0.05027 |
109 |
83 |
22 |
4 |
1280 |
Let me guess death takes a holiday . |
1.2752 |
0.05510 |
109 |
86 |
16 |
7 |
1281 |
Let me guess. Mos Death? |
1.2752 |
0.05193 |
109 |
84 |
20 |
5 |
1282 |
I ordered over an hour ago so I assume this will be free. |
1.2752 |
0.05354 |
109 |
85 |
18 |
6 |
1283 |
I'll take one box of Samoas-- No make that 100. |
1.2752 |
0.05810 |
109 |
88 |
12 |
9 |
1284 |
They do casual Friday in Hades? |
1.2752 |
0.05354 |
109 |
85 |
18 |
6 |
1285 |
Just my luck I had to die on casual Friday |
1.2752 |
0.05193 |
109 |
84 |
20 |
5 |
1286 |
Oh, for God's sake, you're telling me they have casual Friday up there too? |
1.2752 |
0.05810 |
109 |
88 |
12 |
9 |
1287 |
Well, if it isn't our prodigal son, the grim rapper! |
1.2752 |
0.05193 |
109 |
84 |
20 |
5 |
1288 |
So who are you? The grim hoodie? |
1.2752 |
0.05810 |
109 |
88 |
12 |
9 |
1289 |
Come on in. He'll be back from his run in a few minutes. |
1.2727 |
0.05466 |
110 |
87 |
16 |
7 |
1290 |
Oh, no. I died at the office. |
1.2727 |
0.05616 |
110 |
88 |
14 |
8 |
1291 |
With that hoodie, you look like death warmed over. |
1.2727 |
0.05151 |
110 |
85 |
20 |
5 |
1292 |
If I find out you were doing anything besides killing people tonight, you'll be in hot water, Mister. |
1.2710 |
0.05566 |
107 |
85 |
15 |
7 |
1293 |
I imagine all the other horsemen's kids are wearing hoodies too? |
1.2710 |
0.05069 |
107 |
82 |
21 |
4 |
1294 |
You must be the Death of business casual. |
1.2710 |
0.05069 |
107 |
82 |
21 |
4 |
1295 |
I hope this pays better than delivering pizza. |
1.2710 |
0.05240 |
107 |
83 |
19 |
5 |
1296 |
Would it kill you to remember the milk? |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1297 |
They were all out of clown costumes. |
1.2710 |
0.05069 |
107 |
82 |
21 |
4 |
1298 |
If Trump had been elected you wouldn't even still be in this country! |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1299 |
You have the wrong door. I support Hillary. |
1.2710 |
0.05722 |
107 |
86 |
13 |
8 |
1300 |
'You're not taking me out dressed like that.' |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1301 |
Oh, good. It's your day off. |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1302 |
You don't look anything like your Tinder profile. |
1.2710 |
0.05240 |
107 |
83 |
19 |
5 |
1303 |
Since when has this become a casual event? |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1304 |
Sneakers and a hoodie. My blender is scarier than you, |
1.2710 |
0.05874 |
107 |
87 |
11 |
9 |
1305 |
I hear you made a killing in the market today. |
1.2710 |
0.05240 |
107 |
83 |
19 |
5 |
1306 |
I look grim?! Look who’s talking! |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1307 |
Whatever. |
1.2710 |
0.05722 |
107 |
86 |
13 |
8 |
1308 |
Trick or Trump ? |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1309 |
But i was just about to get to 10,000 steps today. |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1310 |
Greetings! My husband is in the back bedroom |
1.2710 |
0.05240 |
107 |
83 |
19 |
5 |
1311 |
You're early. Aren't there still a few weeks until Election Day? |
1.2710 |
0.04708 |
107 |
80 |
25 |
2 |
1312 |
You are not taking me dressed like that. |
1.2710 |
0.05240 |
107 |
83 |
19 |
5 |
1313 |
I'm sorry, he's not well. |
1.2710 |
0.05240 |
107 |
83 |
19 |
5 |
1314 |
No, we ordered pizza |
1.2710 |
0.05240 |
107 |
83 |
19 |
5 |
1315 |
Casual die-day? |
1.2710 |
0.05722 |
107 |
86 |
13 |
8 |
1316 |
Grab him by the pussy before you finish him off. |
1.2710 |
0.05874 |
107 |
87 |
11 |
9 |
1317 |
You can forget about a tip with that attitude. |
1.2710 |
0.05240 |
107 |
83 |
19 |
5 |
1318 |
My answers still no, I will not be voting for Trump! |
1.2710 |
0.05566 |
107 |
85 |
15 |
7 |
1319 |
What do you mean, coming home looking like death warmed over? |
1.2710 |
0.05069 |
107 |
82 |
21 |
4 |
1320 |
Well Bill Belichick, as I live and breath. |
1.2710 |
0.05566 |
107 |
85 |
15 |
7 |
1321 |
And I was afraid I'd be underdressed. |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1322 |
You're late. He died an hour ago. |
1.2710 |
0.05069 |
107 |
82 |
21 |
4 |
1323 |
I wasn't expecting Robert Redford but I thought you'd at least try to fix yourself up a bit. |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1324 |
Try the guy next door. He's your target market. |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1325 |
Sorry, I prefer to sow today. |
1.2710 |
0.05566 |
107 |
85 |
15 |
7 |
1326 |
He's in the back, sowing. |
1.2710 |
0.05566 |
107 |
85 |
15 |
7 |
1327 |
You're late....Harold's been dead 10 years. |
1.2710 |
0.05722 |
107 |
86 |
13 |
8 |
1328 |
You know you're in Florida, right? |
1.2710 |
0.05566 |
107 |
85 |
15 |
7 |
1329 |
Well, you don't look like your Tinder photo. |
1.2710 |
0.05722 |
107 |
86 |
13 |
8 |
1330 |
Why can't you spend hours playing mindless video games like the rest of your friends. |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1331 |
If your Dad catches you messing around with his work tools, he's going to kill you. |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1332 |
Let me get my purse. |
1.2710 |
0.05240 |
107 |
83 |
19 |
5 |
1333 |
You're premature, we've got Obamacare |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1334 |
You have Casual Friday there, too, huh? |
1.2710 |
0.05566 |
107 |
85 |
15 |
7 |
1335 |
Great, I get to die on casual Friday..... |
1.2710 |
0.05722 |
107 |
86 |
13 |
8 |
1336 |
I don't care if it's from Kanye's fall line, go change. |
1.2710 |
0.05566 |
107 |
85 |
15 |
7 |
1337 |
I grew up on a farm. Let me show you how to use that. |
1.2710 |
0.05240 |
107 |
83 |
19 |
5 |
1338 |
You're too late; he already left for Canada. |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1339 |
Sorry, false alarm. Hillary is back up in the polls. |
1.2710 |
0.05722 |
107 |
86 |
13 |
8 |
1340 |
My moment of fate and you're in sweats? I don't think so. |
1.2710 |
0.05069 |
107 |
82 |
21 |
4 |
1341 |
Really? This is who Comcast sends to respond to my complaint? |
1.2710 |
0.05069 |
107 |
82 |
21 |
4 |
1342 |
I take it Hell has frozen over. |
1.2710 |
0.05566 |
107 |
85 |
15 |
7 |
1343 |
I guess millennials have to take what they can get in this economy. |
1.2710 |
0.04892 |
107 |
81 |
23 |
3 |
1344 |
You don't know how relieved I am that I don't have to vote in the Presidential election! |
1.2710 |
0.05240 |
107 |
83 |
19 |
5 |
1345 |
He's upstairs greasing his skis. |
1.2710 |
0.05566 |
107 |
85 |
15 |
7 |
1346 |
Trick. |
1.2710 |
0.05069 |
107 |
82 |
21 |
4 |
1347 |
You looked far different in your profile picture, mister. |
1.2710 |
0.05722 |
107 |
86 |
13 |
8 |
1348 |
Sorry, we're Democrats. |
1.2710 |
0.05722 |
107 |
86 |
13 |
8 |
1349 |
You're early. He hasn't started his dinner yet. |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1350 |
I said we'd Skype, not scythe. |
1.2710 |
0.05240 |
107 |
83 |
19 |
5 |
1351 |
So when did hell freeze over? |
1.2710 |
0.05566 |
107 |
85 |
15 |
7 |
1352 |
What took you so long? |
1.2710 |
0.05566 |
107 |
85 |
15 |
7 |
1353 |
And what are you supposed to be? |
1.2710 |
0.05566 |
107 |
85 |
15 |
7 |
1354 |
I'm going to need you to take off your shoes first. |
1.2710 |
0.05240 |
107 |
83 |
19 |
5 |
1355 |
Can I offer you my husband instead? |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1356 |
Not until you clean up your room, and that's final! |
1.2710 |
0.05566 |
107 |
85 |
15 |
7 |
1357 |
They're in the bedroom on the right. |
1.2710 |
0.05566 |
107 |
85 |
15 |
7 |
1358 |
Oh, no, I'm sure ol' Bert would love to climb off the couch and go for a jog. |
1.2710 |
0.05566 |
107 |
85 |
15 |
7 |
1359 |
I don't think you look so grim. |
1.2710 |
0.05069 |
107 |
82 |
21 |
4 |
1360 |
Trim the shrubs - make our yard great again. |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1361 |
I'm with Her. |
1.2710 |
0.06023 |
107 |
88 |
9 |
10 |
1362 |
He's out shopping for a casket. |
1.2710 |
0.05240 |
107 |
83 |
19 |
5 |
1363 |
Had to die on a casual Friday... |
1.2710 |
0.05566 |
107 |
85 |
15 |
7 |
1364 |
You looked a lot younger in your profile. |
1.2710 |
0.05566 |
107 |
85 |
15 |
7 |
1365 |
She lives next door. |
1.2710 |
0.04892 |
107 |
81 |
23 |
3 |
1366 |
It's just that I've never taken a man in sweatpants seriously. |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1367 |
You'll never get a head in those clothes. |
1.2710 |
0.05240 |
107 |
83 |
19 |
5 |
1368 |
Does your boss know you dress like this for work? |
1.2710 |
0.05566 |
107 |
85 |
15 |
7 |
1369 |
We're not paying taxes either |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1370 |
You do casual Fridays?! |
1.2710 |
0.05874 |
107 |
87 |
11 |
9 |
1371 |
You're shorter than I expected. |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1372 |
'Death, be not proud' - no danger of that. |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1373 |
So you've come home...must be out of clean clothes again. |
1.2710 |
0.05566 |
107 |
85 |
15 |
7 |
1374 |
You know that hoodie's going to get you killed one of these days. |
1.2710 |
0.05240 |
107 |
83 |
19 |
5 |
1375 |
I know you do this all the time, but you don't need to be so casual about it. |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1376 |
What part of 'NO SOLICITORS' don't you understand?! |
1.2710 |
0.05566 |
107 |
85 |
15 |
7 |
1377 |
This casual Friday thing has gone too far. |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1378 |
What a cute costume! But Halloween isn't until tomorr-- ... oh. |
1.2710 |
0.05240 |
107 |
83 |
19 |
5 |
1379 |
He's in the living room. |
1.2710 |
0.05874 |
107 |
87 |
11 |
9 |
1380 |
We're actually a shoes-off house. |
1.2710 |
0.05566 |
107 |
85 |
15 |
7 |
1381 |
Look mister. Black is Grim, white not so much. |
1.2710 |
0.05240 |
107 |
83 |
19 |
5 |
1382 |
You look more pathetic than grim. |
1.2710 |
0.05722 |
107 |
86 |
13 |
8 |
1383 |
He should be back shortly, if you'd care to wait. |
1.2710 |
0.05874 |
107 |
87 |
11 |
9 |
1384 |
I imagined you taller. |
1.2710 |
0.04892 |
107 |
81 |
23 |
3 |
1385 |
I've been dying to meet you. |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1386 |
Casual Friday or not, I'm not going with you dressed like that. |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1387 |
Your services are no longer required. I just had some chocolate. |
1.2710 |
0.05722 |
107 |
86 |
13 |
8 |
1388 |
Let me guess -- you're from the Trump campaign. |
1.2710 |
0.05722 |
107 |
86 |
13 |
8 |
1389 |
Wipe your feet first! |
1.2710 |
0.05722 |
107 |
86 |
13 |
8 |
1390 |
"Listen here, you rapper, reaper, whatever you are!? Ever heard of "menopausal rage"? |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1391 |
You were a dead beat when I married you and you are a dead beat now. |
1.2710 |
0.05874 |
107 |
87 |
11 |
9 |
1392 |
I guess this is what I get after talking about you so casually. |
1.2710 |
0.04708 |
107 |
80 |
25 |
2 |
1393 |
I'd recognize that comb-over anywhere. |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1394 |
So what's this... 'Death Takes a Casual Friday'? |
1.2710 |
0.04892 |
107 |
81 |
23 |
3 |
1395 |
Oh great, I even get the frumpy Angel of Death. |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1396 |
Seems not so much grim as casual. |
1.2710 |
0.05240 |
107 |
83 |
19 |
5 |
1397 |
I took care of it when he said he was voting for Trump. |
1.2710 |
0.06023 |
107 |
88 |
9 |
10 |
1398 |
Couldn't find a clown costume, huh? |
1.2710 |
0.04892 |
107 |
81 |
23 |
3 |
1399 |
Back in my day these things were a bit more formal. |
1.2710 |
0.04708 |
107 |
80 |
25 |
2 |
1400 |
I already told the other one, I'm voting for Hillary. |
1.2710 |
0.05722 |
107 |
86 |
13 |
8 |
1401 |
Really? Death Dude? |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1402 |
Your timing is bad. We're still doing the creepy clown thing around here. |
1.2710 |
0.05240 |
107 |
83 |
19 |
5 |
1403 |
Would it make a difference if I told you I was voting for Hillary? |
1.2710 |
0.05874 |
107 |
87 |
11 |
9 |
1404 |
You forgot the milk. |
1.2710 |
0.05566 |
107 |
85 |
15 |
7 |
1405 |
Relax, I already voted for Trump. |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1406 |
I don't care if it's "Casual Friday", I'm not going to be caught dead with anyone dressed like that! |
1.2710 |
0.05566 |
107 |
85 |
15 |
7 |
1407 |
Oh, so now it's Casual Friday the 13th? |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1408 |
It wouldn't kill you to dress up once in a while. |
1.2710 |
0.04708 |
107 |
80 |
25 |
2 |
1409 |
I'm not going anywhere with you until you put on some nicer clothes. |
1.2710 |
0.05722 |
107 |
86 |
13 |
8 |
1410 |
You're early. The election is not until November 8th. |
1.2710 |
0.05566 |
107 |
85 |
15 |
7 |
1411 |
Thanks for offering, but my husband bought himself a riding mower. |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1412 |
No need, sir. My husband's been motionless in front of the TV for three weeks. So I assume he's dead. |
1.2710 |
0.05722 |
107 |
86 |
13 |
8 |
1413 |
I don't care if it is your day off, it's time for Mother to go. |
1.2710 |
0.05566 |
107 |
85 |
15 |
7 |
1414 |
Did you say rapper or reaper? |
1.2710 |
0.05240 |
107 |
83 |
19 |
5 |
1415 |
When you're done collecting Harold can you weed-out the flowerbed out front? |
1.2710 |
0.05069 |
107 |
82 |
21 |
4 |
1416 |
There's no bell that tolls, it's a buzzer. |
1.2710 |
0.04892 |
107 |
81 |
23 |
3 |
1417 |
Come back in the evening when my husband is home. |
1.2710 |
0.05722 |
107 |
86 |
13 |
8 |
1418 |
Oh, honey. Not another farm to table restaurant. |
1.2710 |
0.05566 |
107 |
85 |
15 |
7 |
1419 |
I didn't know you guys had 'casual Fridays' |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1420 |
Your online dating profile is all lies. But since you’re already here… |
1.2710 |
0.05069 |
107 |
82 |
21 |
4 |
1421 |
You're here for the cable box aren't you? |
1.2710 |
0.05874 |
107 |
87 |
11 |
9 |
1422 |
We're Democrats. |
1.2710 |
0.06023 |
107 |
88 |
9 |
10 |
1423 |
You'll have to come back later. My husband's still at work. |
1.2710 |
0.05566 |
107 |
85 |
15 |
7 |
1424 |
You don't have to take it to this level, George. Just don't vote for him. |
1.2710 |
0.05722 |
107 |
86 |
13 |
8 |
1425 |
What is this, Casual Die-Day? |
1.2710 |
0.05069 |
107 |
82 |
21 |
4 |
1426 |
I know what I said but I really didn't think Trump had a chance. |
1.2710 |
0.05566 |
107 |
85 |
15 |
7 |
1427 |
I wouldn't be caught dead wearing sweatpants in public. |
1.2710 |
0.05722 |
107 |
86 |
13 |
8 |
1428 |
You're late. He died yesterday |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1429 |
Can we make this quick? I've got book club coming over and I didn't read this one. |
1.2710 |
0.05240 |
107 |
83 |
19 |
5 |
1430 |
Come back when it's not Casual Friday! |
1.2685 |
0.05361 |
108 |
85 |
17 |
6 |
1431 |
I thought we were going as Scooby-Doo characters. |
1.2685 |
0.04853 |
108 |
82 |
23 |
3 |
1432 |
Casual Friday? So much for dying with dignity. |
1.2685 |
0.05520 |
108 |
86 |
15 |
7 |
1433 |
You're early! |
1.2642 |
0.05244 |
106 |
83 |
18 |
5 |
1434 |
You're early, come back November 8th |
1.2642 |
0.04889 |
106 |
81 |
22 |
3 |
1435 |
Had to be on casual Friday didn't it? |
1.2642 |
0.05069 |
106 |
82 |
20 |
4 |
1436 |
'Make all the threats you want Mr. Trump. I'm still with her.' |
1.2642 |
0.05576 |
106 |
85 |
14 |
7 |
1437 |
Can't you just play football like a normal kid? |
1.2642 |
0.05576 |
106 |
85 |
14 |
7 |
1438 |
The CDs are already open, but you can to do the DVDs & Blu-rays. |
1.2642 |
0.05576 |
106 |
85 |
14 |
7 |
1439 |
Aw, come on. It will just take a minute to sew on some long floppy ears. |
1.2642 |
0.05412 |
106 |
84 |
16 |
6 |
1440 |
You couldn't call your mother to tell her you would be late? |
1.2642 |
0.05244 |
106 |
83 |
18 |
5 |
1441 |
I'm your Life Coach. |
1.2642 |
0.05244 |
106 |
83 |
18 |
5 |
1442 |
Oy, I just put a roast in the oven. |
1.2642 |
0.05412 |
106 |
84 |
16 |
6 |
1443 |
I'm going with trick. |
1.2642 |
0.04889 |
106 |
81 |
22 |
3 |
1444 |
Only in Florida |
1.2642 |
0.05576 |
106 |
85 |
14 |
7 |
1445 |
You'll wipe your feet if you know what's good for you. |
1.2642 |
0.04507 |
106 |
79 |
26 |
1 |
1446 |
I was previously undecided but you're very convincing. |
1.2642 |
0.05576 |
106 |
85 |
14 |
7 |
1447 |
Let me guess: it's casual Friday. |
1.2642 |
0.05576 |
106 |
85 |
14 |
7 |
1448 |
I just mailed his last insurance payment yesterday. Do you think you could wait a few days |
1.2642 |
0.05576 |
106 |
85 |
14 |
7 |
1449 |
He's on the couch. |
1.2642 |
0.04889 |
106 |
81 |
22 |
3 |
1450 |
Is it November 8th already? |
1.2642 |
0.05069 |
106 |
82 |
20 |
4 |
1451 |
Seriously? Running shoes? |
1.2642 |
0.05069 |
106 |
82 |
20 |
4 |
1452 |
He's out. Maybe you can text him? |
1.2642 |
0.05576 |
106 |
85 |
14 |
7 |
1453 |
'Death, be not casually dressed' |
1.2642 |
0.05412 |
106 |
84 |
16 |
6 |
1454 |
Nikes, huh? Okay, just do it. |
1.2642 |
0.05244 |
106 |
83 |
18 |
5 |
1455 |
No, there's no one here named Republican Party. |
1.2642 |
0.05244 |
106 |
83 |
18 |
5 |
1456 |
Can we postpone until November 9th? |
1.2642 |
0.05244 |
106 |
83 |
18 |
5 |
1457 |
Puff Deady? |
1.2642 |
0.05576 |
106 |
85 |
14 |
7 |
1458 |
Not right now, it's just a hernia. |
1.2642 |
0.05244 |
106 |
83 |
18 |
5 |
1459 |
You don't want candy? |
1.2642 |
0.05412 |
106 |
84 |
16 |
6 |
1460 |
Seriously, Mr. Death? All white AND casual after Labor Day? |
1.2617 |
0.05200 |
107 |
84 |
18 |
5 |
1461 |
This is going to be a casual death. |
1.2617 |
0.05028 |
107 |
83 |
20 |
4 |
1462 |
Thank god you're here. He's watching football. |
1.2596 |
0.05465 |
104 |
83 |
15 |
6 |
1463 |
It's hard to take you seriously in a hoodie. |
1.2596 |
0.05112 |
104 |
81 |
19 |
4 |
1464 |
You couldn't 've come before the election? |
1.2596 |
0.05796 |
104 |
85 |
11 |
8 |
1465 |
He's out playing golf. Please come back at 5. |
1.2596 |
0.05633 |
104 |
84 |
13 |
7 |
1466 |
He's not home right now, but please come back at 5:30. |
1.2596 |
0.05796 |
104 |
85 |
11 |
8 |
1467 |
This can't be. I'm pro-life! |
1.2596 |
0.05291 |
104 |
82 |
17 |
5 |
1468 |
Wipe your feet before you come in. |
1.2596 |
0.05465 |
104 |
83 |
15 |
6 |
1469 |
You're early. My husband's not home yet! |
1.2596 |
0.05112 |
104 |
81 |
19 |
4 |
1470 |
Well, it may be casual to you but not to me! |
1.2596 |
0.05465 |
104 |
83 |
15 |
6 |
1471 |
You are taking a big risk by knocking on doors in this neighborhood while wearing a hoodie. |
1.2596 |
0.05465 |
104 |
83 |
15 |
6 |
1472 |
Even in death, I don't get the respect I deserve! |
1.2596 |
0.05112 |
104 |
81 |
19 |
4 |
1473 |
Did my ex-husband send you? |
1.2596 |
0.05112 |
104 |
81 |
19 |
4 |
1474 |
I forgot it's casual Friday. Do I have time to put on yoga pants? |
1.2596 |
0.05291 |
104 |
82 |
17 |
5 |
1475 |
I'll tell him you're here, but he won't like that you're out of uniform. |
1.2596 |
0.05112 |
104 |
81 |
19 |
4 |
1476 |
I'll check. If he's drunk, you can have him. |
1.2596 |
0.05796 |
104 |
85 |
11 |
8 |
1477 |
Get a job, Dave. |
1.2596 |
0.05291 |
104 |
82 |
17 |
5 |
1478 |
You'll find him in his bedroom wasting his life tweeting about some dumb teenage thing. |
1.2596 |
0.04926 |
104 |
80 |
21 |
3 |
1479 |
Shoes off. House rules. |
1.2596 |
0.05291 |
104 |
82 |
17 |
5 |
1480 |
How can you be so casual at a time like this? |
1.2596 |
0.05112 |
104 |
81 |
19 |
4 |
1481 |
In fact I HAVE heard the good news, thanks you very much. |
1.2596 |
0.05633 |
104 |
84 |
13 |
7 |
1482 |
Sheesh, you look like death. |
1.2596 |
0.04926 |
104 |
80 |
21 |
3 |
1483 |
Hi Donald. |
1.2596 |
0.05633 |
104 |
84 |
13 |
7 |
1484 |
Is this your idea of a knock-knock joke? |
1.2596 |
0.05465 |
104 |
83 |
15 |
6 |
1485 |
Wow, you really *aren't* proud! |
1.2596 |
0.05796 |
104 |
85 |
11 |
8 |
1486 |
Late again, your killing me. |
1.2596 |
0.05291 |
104 |
82 |
17 |
5 |
1487 |
I'm not going out with you dressed like that. |
1.2596 |
0.05291 |
104 |
82 |
17 |
5 |
1488 |
Did you edge along the sidewalk? |
1.2596 |
0.05465 |
104 |
83 |
15 |
6 |
1489 |
He's not quite ready yet. I'm still working on it. |
1.2596 |
0.05291 |
104 |
82 |
17 |
5 |
1490 |
That's what you wear to take a lady out? |
1.2596 |
0.05465 |
104 |
83 |
15 |
6 |
1491 |
Late as usual. |
1.2596 |
0.05633 |
104 |
84 |
13 |
7 |
1492 |
Did someone order a slice? |
1.2596 |
0.05796 |
104 |
85 |
11 |
8 |
1493 |
We already have a kid that does the lawn. |
1.2596 |
0.05291 |
104 |
82 |
17 |
5 |
1494 |
The casual look isn't fooling anyone, Mister. |
1.2596 |
0.05633 |
104 |
84 |
13 |
7 |
1495 |
I wish you'd said something before I went to the store. |
1.2596 |
0.05465 |
104 |
83 |
15 |
6 |
1496 |
No, no, someone got the order wrong. I asked to TERMINATE DELIVERY, not deliver termination. |
1.2596 |
0.05465 |
104 |
83 |
15 |
6 |
1497 |
Is this about Larry's six strikeouts in the company softball game? |
1.2596 |
0.05633 |
104 |
84 |
13 |
7 |
1498 |
Well if you want to come in, you'll have to take off those dirty shoes. |
1.2596 |
0.05465 |
104 |
83 |
15 |
6 |
1499 |
Is this what I get for dying on a Friday? |
1.2596 |
0.05796 |
104 |
85 |
11 |
8 |
1500 |
I can sew whatever you reap. |
1.2596 |
0.05633 |
104 |
84 |
13 |
7 |
1501 |
He's in the basement playing Halo 5. |
1.2596 |
0.05291 |
104 |
82 |
17 |
5 |
1502 |
I don't care if it's Saturday, you should still dress appropriately for work. |
1.2596 |
0.05465 |
104 |
83 |
15 |
6 |
1503 |
As you can see, GPS tracking is NOT one hundred percent accurate. |
1.2596 |
0.05796 |
104 |
85 |
11 |
8 |
1504 |
You have casual Fridays too? |
1.2596 |
0.05465 |
104 |
83 |
15 |
6 |
1505 |
Why so grim? Both presidential candidates are here. |
1.2596 |
0.04531 |
104 |
78 |
25 |
1 |
1506 |
I ordered gothic-tragic, not hip hop-casual. |
1.2596 |
0.05112 |
104 |
81 |
19 |
4 |
1507 |
You forgot your keys again, didn't you? |
1.2596 |
0.05633 |
104 |
84 |
13 |
7 |
1508 |
If you're supposed to be Death, then I'm Mary Poppins! |
1.2596 |
0.05112 |
104 |
81 |
19 |
4 |
1509 |
Don't give me that death stare young man, you're late! |
1.2596 |
0.05465 |
104 |
83 |
15 |
6 |
1510 |
Are you going to do our lawn with that thing? Over my dead body! |
1.2596 |
0.05291 |
104 |
82 |
17 |
5 |
1511 |
Have a good time with your friends, don't stay out too late, and try not to be so grim. |
1.2596 |
0.05465 |
104 |
83 |
15 |
6 |
1512 |
I'd rather die than go jogging. |
1.2596 |
0.05465 |
104 |
83 |
15 |
6 |
1513 |
You're too early. America hasn't voted yet. |
1.2596 |
0.05633 |
104 |
84 |
13 |
7 |
1514 |
Playing devil's advocate again? |
1.2596 |
0.05633 |
104 |
84 |
13 |
7 |
1515 |
You're going to scare the neighbors to death with that hoodie on. |
1.2596 |
0.05465 |
104 |
83 |
15 |
6 |
1516 |
No,no. That was last year, this year it's clowns. |
1.2596 |
0.05291 |
104 |
82 |
17 |
5 |
1517 |
Huh, looked different on Tinder. |
1.2596 |
0.05633 |
104 |
84 |
13 |
7 |
1518 |
Yes, we have a date, but you are a few decades early. |
1.2596 |
0.05633 |
104 |
84 |
13 |
7 |
1519 |
How can I take death seriously when you show up here in a white tracksuit |
1.2596 |
0.05465 |
104 |
83 |
15 |
6 |
1520 |
You're not going out reaping dressed like that, I hope. |
1.2596 |
0.05291 |
104 |
82 |
17 |
5 |
1521 |
Uh-oh, I knew swiping with reckless abandon was not a good idea. |
1.2596 |
0.05112 |
104 |
81 |
19 |
4 |
1522 |
Double check your calendar, pal. My palm reader says your not due here for another 20 years. |
1.2596 |
0.05955 |
104 |
86 |
9 |
9 |
1523 |
No thanks. Just clean the snow off of the driveway and sidewalk. |
1.2596 |
0.05465 |
104 |
83 |
15 |
6 |
1524 |
Can I bring a carry-on bag? |
1.2596 |
0.04732 |
104 |
79 |
23 |
2 |
1525 |
It's bad enough that you are here to tell me I'm dead, but do you have to rub it in that I didn't exercise enough! |
1.2596 |
0.04732 |
104 |
79 |
23 |
2 |
1526 |
I hope you're the real thing, because I'm out of Halloween treats. |
1.2596 |
0.05291 |
104 |
82 |
17 |
5 |
1527 |
I told you to get a life, not a scythe |
1.2596 |
0.04926 |
104 |
80 |
21 |
3 |
1528 |
Face it, Jimmy. You are neither grim, nor a reaper. |
1.2596 |
0.05465 |
104 |
83 |
15 |
6 |
1529 |
Now don’t try to tell me you’ve finished harvesting all those souls already! |
1.2596 |
0.05291 |
104 |
82 |
17 |
5 |
1530 |
In my opinion you approach your job too casually. |
1.2596 |
0.04732 |
104 |
79 |
23 |
2 |
1531 |
I don't participate in Casual Friday the Thirteenth. |
1.2596 |
0.04732 |
104 |
79 |
23 |
2 |
1532 |
It's hard to take you seriously on dress-down Friday's. |
1.2596 |
0.05955 |
104 |
86 |
9 |
9 |
1533 |
I hope you're related to the Reapers that live across the street. |
1.2596 |
0.05112 |
104 |
81 |
19 |
4 |
1534 |
Not until you show me what's in your pocket. |
1.2596 |
0.05633 |
104 |
84 |
13 |
7 |
1535 |
Let me guess . . . your phone died. |
1.2596 |
0.05465 |
104 |
83 |
15 |
6 |
1536 |
I'm so glad you're here. My husband's about to bore me to death anyway." |
1.2596 |
0.05465 |
104 |
83 |
15 |
6 |
1537 |
He's not here but you're welcome to come in and wait." |
1.2596 |
0.05633 |
104 |
84 |
13 |
7 |
1538 |
I know you came as fast as you could, but he got impatient and took the window. |
1.2596 |
0.05465 |
104 |
83 |
15 |
6 |
1539 |
Yeh, well, dad's on vacation so I'm filling in |
1.2596 |
0.05465 |
104 |
83 |
15 |
6 |
1540 |
I called for the Exterminator. |
1.2596 |
0.05112 |
104 |
81 |
19 |
4 |
1541 |
How 'bout some candy corn, a Snickers bar...and my mother-in-law? |
1.2596 |
0.05796 |
104 |
85 |
11 |
8 |
1542 |
You've got the wrong address. The RNC is right across the street. |
1.2596 |
0.05796 |
104 |
85 |
11 |
8 |
1543 |
Let me guess: Casual Die Day? |
1.2596 |
0.06261 |
104 |
88 |
5 |
11 |
1544 |
I don't care if your black robe is at the dry cleaners, you look ridiculous. |
1.2596 |
0.05465 |
104 |
83 |
15 |
6 |
1545 |
No. You are not going to work at home today. |
1.2596 |
0.05633 |
104 |
84 |
13 |
7 |
1546 |
No, I said bring over some reefer, Jim. |
1.2596 |
0.05291 |
104 |
82 |
17 |
5 |
1547 |
We are offering organic weed control. |
1.2596 |
0.05465 |
104 |
83 |
15 |
6 |
1548 |
He's in the bedroom. |
1.2596 |
0.05796 |
104 |
85 |
11 |
8 |
1549 |
I need to shave my legs first. |
1.2596 |
0.05633 |
104 |
84 |
13 |
7 |
1550 |
Thanks, but we hired a lawn service this year. |
1.2571 |
0.05585 |
105 |
85 |
13 |
7 |
1551 |
I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn. |
1.2571 |
0.05903 |
105 |
87 |
9 |
9 |
1552 |
For the last time Billy, I'm not paying you to cut the grass unless you use a mower or lose the hoodie. |
1.2571 |
0.05585 |
105 |
85 |
13 |
7 |
1553 |
I hate the graveyard shift |
1.2571 |
0.05069 |
105 |
82 |
19 |
4 |
1554 |
If you think I'm coming with you dressed like that ... |
1.2571 |
0.05585 |
105 |
85 |
13 |
7 |
1555 |
Oh please. My son uses that laundry day excuse all the time. |
1.2571 |
0.05069 |
105 |
82 |
19 |
4 |
1556 |
Sorry - he left earlier this morning on a hunting trip. |
1.2571 |
0.05418 |
105 |
84 |
15 |
6 |
1557 |
Previous guy used a mower. |
1.2571 |
0.05246 |
105 |
83 |
17 |
5 |
1558 |
You're here for my husband? come back at 5:30. |
1.2571 |
0.05069 |
105 |
82 |
19 |
4 |
1559 |
Feeling a little Grimm today are we? |
1.2547 |
0.05537 |
106 |
86 |
13 |
7 |
1560 |
So far I'm not impressed. |
1.2524 |
0.05470 |
103 |
83 |
14 |
6 |
1561 |
Please tell me you're selling cookies. |
1.2524 |
0.04921 |
103 |
80 |
20 |
3 |
1562 |
No, I will not consider voting for Donald Trump in the upcoming election. |
1.2524 |
0.05641 |
103 |
84 |
12 |
7 |
1563 |
But it was only a parking ticket! |
1.2524 |
0.04921 |
103 |
80 |
20 |
3 |
1564 |
Just my luck to kick the bucket on Casual Friday. |
1.2524 |
0.05470 |
103 |
83 |
14 |
6 |
1565 |
I might have known you'd come for me on casual Friday! |
1.2524 |
0.05470 |
103 |
83 |
14 |
6 |
1566 |
actually, now i'm not sure how many people live here. |
1.2524 |
0.05110 |
103 |
81 |
18 |
4 |
1567 |
Well, look who's Mr. Fashionista! |
1.2524 |
0.05641 |
103 |
84 |
12 |
7 |
1568 |
I'm not going anywhere with you dressed like that. |
1.2524 |
0.04921 |
103 |
80 |
20 |
3 |
1569 |
Is this because of the cigarettes? |
1.2524 |
0.05470 |
103 |
83 |
14 |
6 |
1570 |
It's a good thing I voted early this year. |
1.2524 |
0.05293 |
103 |
82 |
16 |
5 |
1571 |
He's out back digging a six foot deep hole. |
1.2524 |
0.05110 |
103 |
81 |
18 |
4 |
1572 |
I'm knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door. |
1.2524 |
0.05110 |
103 |
81 |
18 |
4 |
1573 |
You've got the wrong address. The Republican Party doesn't live here. |
1.2524 |
0.05808 |
103 |
85 |
10 |
8 |
1574 |
And here I was thinking I had stretched the truth in my online dating profile. |
1.2524 |
0.05110 |
103 |
81 |
18 |
4 |
1575 |
I don't think the younger look is going to have any effect on repeat-business. |
1.2524 |
0.04921 |
103 |
80 |
20 |
3 |
1576 |
You think that's scary? Have you been paying attention to the election? |
1.2524 |
0.05641 |
103 |
84 |
12 |
7 |
1577 |
Dressed to chill. |
1.2524 |
0.05110 |
103 |
81 |
18 |
4 |
1578 |
I don't care why you are here, please remove your shoes! |
1.2524 |
0.04921 |
103 |
80 |
20 |
3 |
1579 |
So who are you supposed to be? The Grim Sneaker? |
1.2524 |
0.05110 |
103 |
81 |
18 |
4 |
1580 |
Well, it's certainly an improvement over that clown costume ! |
1.2524 |
0.05293 |
103 |
82 |
16 |
5 |
1581 |
Where have you been young man? I've been worried to death! |
1.2524 |
0.05110 |
103 |
81 |
18 |
4 |
1582 |
You're too late; the other certain thing got him and he'll be out in 3-5 years. |
1.2524 |
0.05293 |
103 |
82 |
16 |
5 |
1583 |
I don't care if you are the Grim Reaper, you're not goofing off all week. Go out to the garden and reap me some tomatoes for dinner. |
1.2524 |
0.05808 |
103 |
85 |
10 |
8 |
1584 |
I hope you are the 'Grim Rapper' |
1.2524 |
0.05470 |
103 |
83 |
14 |
6 |
1585 |
May I offer some advice on how your weeding service business might pick up here in our retirement community? |
1.2524 |
0.05641 |
103 |
84 |
12 |
7 |
1586 |
Fine! But can I have a few more days to see the first woman be elected president? |
1.2524 |
0.05293 |
103 |
82 |
16 |
5 |
1587 |
No matter what you say, Hillary has my vote. |
1.2524 |
0.05470 |
103 |
83 |
14 |
6 |
1588 |
Well I guess you could cut the weeds in back. |
1.2524 |
0.05110 |
103 |
81 |
18 |
4 |
1589 |
Wrong door. You want the fat jogger in 314. |
1.2524 |
0.05110 |
103 |
81 |
18 |
4 |
1590 |
This is exactly why I voted early. |
1.2524 |
0.05293 |
103 |
82 |
16 |
5 |
1591 |
I knew I should've swiped left. |
1.2524 |
0.05110 |
103 |
81 |
18 |
4 |
1592 |
You didn't look so deathly on your Tinder profile... |
1.2524 |
0.05470 |
103 |
83 |
14 |
6 |
1593 |
The hoodie greatly diminishes your grimness quotient |
1.2524 |
0.05641 |
103 |
84 |
12 |
7 |
1594 |
I know the election will be over in a few weeks. Please just take me now. |
1.2524 |
0.05641 |
103 |
84 |
12 |
7 |
1595 |
So it's casual Friday? |
1.2524 |
0.05641 |
103 |
84 |
12 |
7 |
1596 |
Would you like to speak with the man of the house? |
1.2524 |
0.05641 |
103 |
84 |
12 |
7 |
1597 |
I wouldn't be caught dead with someone dressed like you. |
1.2524 |
0.04723 |
103 |
79 |
22 |
2 |
1598 |
You are too late.We harvested our wheat last week,but if you want to take a whack at the weeds along the fence line,that would be cool. |
1.2524 |
0.05293 |
103 |
82 |
16 |
5 |
1599 |
We're all out of candy |
1.2524 |
0.05470 |
103 |
83 |
14 |
6 |
1600 |
Really? I'm going to going to die on a casual Friday? |
1.2524 |
0.05293 |
103 |
82 |
16 |
5 |
1601 |
Hmph. Death be not Prada. |
1.2524 |
0.05470 |
103 |
83 |
14 |
6 |
1602 |
We gave already. |
1.2524 |
0.05293 |
103 |
82 |
16 |
5 |
1603 |
Hey Marty, someone's at the door for you. |
1.2524 |
0.05470 |
103 |
83 |
14 |
6 |
1604 |
Come back at half-time. |
1.2524 |
0.05470 |
103 |
83 |
14 |
6 |
1605 |
You had to come during 'Dancing with the Stars'! |
1.2524 |
0.04921 |
103 |
80 |
20 |
3 |
1606 |
Wow. Does every job have casual Fridays now? |
1.2524 |
0.05641 |
103 |
84 |
12 |
7 |
1607 |
You have a problem with MY match.com photo?!! |
1.2524 |
0.05470 |
103 |
83 |
14 |
6 |
1608 |
Are you coming for my husband or are the weeds too high in the back yard |
1.2524 |
0.05110 |
103 |
81 |
18 |
4 |
1609 |
You need a shovel for snow, dummy. |
1.2524 |
0.05470 |
103 |
83 |
14 |
6 |
1610 |
3A is down the hall to your left. |
1.2524 |
0.05293 |
103 |
82 |
16 |
5 |
1611 |
Tell me you're the death of casual Fridays. |
1.2524 |
0.05641 |
103 |
84 |
12 |
7 |
1612 |
Well, I don't fear the sneakers either. |
1.2524 |
0.05293 |
103 |
82 |
16 |
5 |
1613 |
Dad's in the den. |
1.2524 |
0.05641 |
103 |
84 |
12 |
7 |
1614 |
Just for the record, I hope you're here for the Mr. |
1.2524 |
0.05470 |
103 |
83 |
14 |
6 |
1615 |
He'll be home at 7. |
1.2524 |
0.05293 |
103 |
82 |
16 |
5 |
1616 |
This grim rapper thing of yours is not working! |
1.2524 |
0.05293 |
103 |
82 |
16 |
5 |
1617 |
Yes, I'm Mrs. Reed. But I hired a weed whacker, not a Reed whacker. |
1.2524 |
0.05808 |
103 |
85 |
10 |
8 |
1618 |
Why don't you start with the weeds in the back yard? |
1.2524 |
0.05641 |
103 |
84 |
12 |
7 |
1619 |
Is that a gun in your pocket? |
1.2524 |
0.05641 |
103 |
84 |
12 |
7 |
1620 |
Whew! For a second I thought you might be a salesman! |
1.2524 |
0.05293 |
103 |
82 |
16 |
5 |
1621 |
You're the fifth Donald Trump I've seen tonight. |
1.2524 |
0.05808 |
103 |
85 |
10 |
8 |
1622 |
You're going to have to wait a minute,I'm baking some cookies that are to die for. |
1.2524 |
0.05293 |
103 |
82 |
16 |
5 |
1623 |
I thought you said moving back home was the bad news? |
1.2524 |
0.05110 |
103 |
81 |
18 |
4 |
1624 |
Off to the gym, reaper? |
1.2524 |
0.04723 |
103 |
79 |
22 |
2 |
1625 |
he's up stairs. |
1.2524 |
0.05641 |
103 |
84 |
12 |
7 |
1626 |
Well, at least you have a job. |
1.2524 |
0.05110 |
103 |
81 |
18 |
4 |
1627 |
Well, aren't you just the last thing I expected. |
1.2524 |
0.05110 |
103 |
81 |
18 |
4 |
1628 |
Over my dead body will I go out with YOU again! |
1.2524 |
0.05293 |
103 |
82 |
16 |
5 |
1629 |
YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT WHILE I GET MY HAIR DONE. |
1.2524 |
0.05641 |
103 |
84 |
12 |
7 |
1630 |
Just do it. |
1.2524 |
0.05110 |
103 |
81 |
18 |
4 |
1631 |
Would this have something to do with the Cubs and the World Series? |
1.2524 |
0.05293 |
103 |
82 |
16 |
5 |
1632 |
What's your candidate's position on the death penalty? |
1.2524 |
0.05470 |
103 |
83 |
14 |
6 |
1633 |
Death, be like, totally not proud. |
1.2524 |
0.04921 |
103 |
80 |
20 |
3 |
1634 |
In a post election feminist world: "If you're here to grab my pussy, you're going to need a much larger weapon." |
1.2524 |
0.06430 |
103 |
89 |
2 |
12 |
1635 |
I know the election looks grim, but the GOP Really needs a new mascot |
1.2524 |
0.05641 |
103 |
84 |
12 |
7 |
1636 |
I guess white is the new black! |
1.2524 |
0.05470 |
103 |
83 |
14 |
6 |
1637 |
Well, at least I don't have to look like this anymore... |
1.2524 |
0.05470 |
103 |
83 |
14 |
6 |
1638 |
Ok, let me go get my bag of candy. You wait right here! |
1.2524 |
0.05470 |
103 |
83 |
14 |
6 |
1639 |
Wait right here. The list is in the kitchen. |
1.2524 |
0.05293 |
103 |
82 |
16 |
5 |
1640 |
Timmy's not allowed to play with you anymore. |
1.2524 |
0.05293 |
103 |
82 |
16 |
5 |
1641 |
Come back later when my husband is home. |
1.2524 |
0.05110 |
103 |
81 |
18 |
4 |
1642 |
You look like Death warmed over! |
1.2524 |
0.05470 |
103 |
83 |
14 |
6 |
1643 |
You looked way more lively in your profile picture. |
1.2524 |
0.04921 |
103 |
80 |
20 |
3 |
1644 |
I'm your UberAfterlife driver. |
1.2524 |
0.05470 |
103 |
83 |
14 |
6 |
1645 |
You're here for my soul? You're gonna have to do better than that if you want some candy. |
1.2524 |
0.05641 |
103 |
84 |
12 |
7 |
1646 |
You're late. I changed my mind. |
1.2524 |
0.05641 |
103 |
84 |
12 |
7 |
1647 |
I'm telling you Mom, it's not a phase. |
1.2524 |
0.05470 |
103 |
83 |
14 |
6 |
1648 |
Well thanks, I guess, for the save-the-date. |
1.2524 |
0.05110 |
103 |
81 |
18 |
4 |
1649 |
Grim Reaper or Grim Rapper |
1.2524 |
0.05641 |
103 |
84 |
12 |
7 |
1650 |
You may be grim, but I am deplorable. |
1.2524 |
0.05293 |
103 |
82 |
16 |
5 |
1651 |
Thank you kindly, but I am not interested. The front yard could use a good scything though, how much? |
1.2500 |
0.05423 |
104 |
84 |
14 |
6 |
1652 |
Junior, I said Skype me. |
1.2475 |
0.05523 |
101 |
82 |
13 |
6 |
1653 |
My husband is in the back room. |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1654 |
After the election. |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1655 |
Just you wait until your father gets home! |
1.2475 |
0.05523 |
101 |
82 |
13 |
6 |
1656 |
Casual Friday is getting out of hand. |
1.2475 |
0.05152 |
101 |
80 |
17 |
4 |
1657 |
No, I'm not going to give you my tax records. |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1658 |
First, mind helping me move some boxes? |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1659 |
Nice try. But it's the Cub's year. |
1.2475 |
0.05152 |
101 |
80 |
17 |
4 |
1660 |
NO, I WILL NOT VOTE FOR TRUMP |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1661 |
He'll be home in an hour. |
1.2475 |
0.05152 |
101 |
80 |
17 |
4 |
1662 |
My profile said that I like to cycle, not sickle! |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1663 |
Are you one of those deplorable people? |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1664 |
ALL Lives Matter! |
1.2475 |
0.05523 |
101 |
82 |
13 |
6 |
1665 |
Pheww, for a second I thought that it was going to be another one of those missionaries. |
1.2475 |
0.05523 |
101 |
82 |
13 |
6 |
1666 |
You call 'that' business casual? |
1.2475 |
0.05152 |
101 |
80 |
17 |
4 |
1667 |
A hoodie? Really? |
1.2475 |
0.05700 |
101 |
83 |
11 |
7 |
1668 |
Call me when you're ready for something serious. |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1669 |
It's your summer job, Sam, just fix the mower. |
1.2475 |
0.05152 |
101 |
80 |
17 |
4 |
1670 |
I told SIRI " a Housekeeper"! |
1.2475 |
0.05700 |
101 |
83 |
11 |
7 |
1671 |
'seriously?!....casual Friday?' |
1.2475 |
0.05152 |
101 |
80 |
17 |
4 |
1672 |
No thanks -- I buy all my scythes on Amazon this days. |
1.2475 |
0.05700 |
101 |
83 |
11 |
7 |
1673 |
So. What am I supposed to do. Drop down dead? |
1.2475 |
0.05871 |
101 |
84 |
9 |
8 |
1674 |
No, You have the wrong address. His campaign headquarters are two doors down. |
1.2475 |
0.05152 |
101 |
80 |
17 |
4 |
1675 |
Is this more of a casual suggestion or is this fate? |
1.2475 |
0.04956 |
101 |
79 |
19 |
3 |
1676 |
Fine, I can stop obsessing about the election. |
1.2475 |
0.05523 |
101 |
82 |
13 |
6 |
1677 |
Spell 'scythe' and you can come in. |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1678 |
My ex is dying to meet you. |
1.2475 |
0.05152 |
101 |
80 |
17 |
4 |
1679 |
Okay, but just one drink. |
1.2475 |
0.05152 |
101 |
80 |
17 |
4 |
1680 |
Would you believe I gave at the office? |
1.2475 |
0.05152 |
101 |
80 |
17 |
4 |
1681 |
So it ends in sweats and plaid and sensible shoes. Or are you here to fix the toilet? |
1.2475 |
0.05152 |
101 |
80 |
17 |
4 |
1682 |
If I wanted a sloppy death, I would have jumped off a bridge. |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1683 |
Who shall I say is calling? |
1.2475 |
0.05152 |
101 |
80 |
17 |
4 |
1684 |
Your profile didn't mention the scythe. |
1.2475 |
0.04752 |
101 |
78 |
21 |
2 |
1685 |
I was expecting the Great Pumpkin. Who the *#%& are you?! |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1686 |
You're late! The GOP has been expecting you! |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1687 |
The grunge reaper? |
1.2475 |
0.04752 |
101 |
78 |
21 |
2 |
1688 |
Is it really November 8th already? |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1689 |
He's in the living room, but he died a long time ago |
1.2475 |
0.05523 |
101 |
82 |
13 |
6 |
1690 |
I feel oddly compelled to choose the two-year subscription to "Life." |
1.2475 |
0.05152 |
101 |
80 |
17 |
4 |
1691 |
Yes, we plan to vote. Thanks for the reminder. |
1.2475 |
0.04956 |
101 |
79 |
19 |
3 |
1692 |
Not. Interested. |
1.2475 |
0.05152 |
101 |
80 |
17 |
4 |
1693 |
Come back on November 8th, I'll let you know if I need you. |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1694 |
Are you here to kill Facebook finally? |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1695 |
We already have a lawn service. |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1696 |
Somehow 'Like, whatever, it's your time' doesn't exactly concentrate my mind. |
1.2475 |
0.05523 |
101 |
82 |
13 |
6 |
1697 |
Sup..... |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1698 |
Friday or not, I would have appreciated a bit more formality. |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1699 |
You guys don't listen very well. I asked for a sweeper, a chimney sweeper. |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1700 |
I'll vote for who ever the hell I want to! |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1701 |
Yes, even Death has to take off his shoes before entering the condo. |
1.2475 |
0.04956 |
101 |
79 |
19 |
3 |
1702 |
My husband has been dying to meet you. |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1703 |
He usually gets home about seven. Be sure to stop back then |
1.2475 |
0.05152 |
101 |
80 |
17 |
4 |
1704 |
Sorry, we don't accept death casually in this household. |
1.2475 |
0.05152 |
101 |
80 |
17 |
4 |
1705 |
You must have the wrong address. I'm expecting a pizza. |
1.2475 |
0.05523 |
101 |
82 |
13 |
6 |
1706 |
Trim my hedges, your ass. |
1.2475 |
0.05152 |
101 |
80 |
17 |
4 |
1707 |
Well, you're certainly dressed for it. He's in on the couch watching television. |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1708 |
It's time for you to get your own life. |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1709 |
Your father and I are still waiting for you to make a killing on Wall Street. |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1710 |
Well, my goodness, you're not nearly as grim as I thought you'd be. |
1.2475 |
0.04956 |
101 |
79 |
19 |
3 |
1711 |
'Mr. Healthy' left five minutes ago, headed south |
1.2475 |
0.05523 |
101 |
82 |
13 |
6 |
1712 |
Yeah I had the meat lovers pizza with nacho cheese stuffed crust |
1.2475 |
0.04956 |
101 |
79 |
19 |
3 |
1713 |
Yeah, I'm the one who called. We've got a bad infestation of houseguests in the dining room. |
1.2475 |
0.04752 |
101 |
78 |
21 |
2 |
1714 |
YOU CALL THAT GRIM!!!!? |
1.2475 |
0.05152 |
101 |
80 |
17 |
4 |
1715 |
You sure don't look like your photo on OK Cupid. |
1.2475 |
0.05871 |
101 |
84 |
9 |
8 |
1716 |
You must be the Reaper boy from next door. Beelzebub isn't home right now. |
1.2475 |
0.05152 |
101 |
80 |
17 |
4 |
1717 |
So you're saying people are taking death more casually these days? |
1.2475 |
0.04956 |
101 |
79 |
19 |
3 |
1718 |
That's strange! I thought you'd be taller. |
1.2475 |
0.05523 |
101 |
82 |
13 |
6 |
1719 |
Let me guess: death takes a holiday and hipsters fill in. |
1.2475 |
0.04956 |
101 |
79 |
19 |
3 |
1720 |
Well, I'm the Prim Reaper |
1.2475 |
0.05523 |
101 |
82 |
13 |
6 |
1721 |
Well, well, well, look who finally decided to put down the remote and pay me a visit... |
1.2475 |
0.05523 |
101 |
82 |
13 |
6 |
1722 |
The Trump campaign is expecting you. |
1.2475 |
0.05523 |
101 |
82 |
13 |
6 |
1723 |
Well, if you had Facebook like a normal human being, you'd know she's enjoying the lobster risotto at that new place in SoHo right now. |
1.2475 |
0.05152 |
101 |
80 |
17 |
4 |
1724 |
gosh, tonite he's with his mistress. you around next week? |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1725 |
Please come in. I've been dying to meet you. |
1.2475 |
0.05523 |
101 |
82 |
13 |
6 |
1726 |
But surely not on your day off. |
1.2475 |
0.05152 |
101 |
80 |
17 |
4 |
1727 |
You dressed down, for this? |
1.2475 |
0.05152 |
101 |
80 |
17 |
4 |
1728 |
My husband's not home yet. Did you want to wait? |
1.2475 |
0.05523 |
101 |
82 |
13 |
6 |
1729 |
Careful... you'll put your eye out with that thing. |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1730 |
They let you on the subway with that thing? |
1.2475 |
0.05523 |
101 |
82 |
13 |
6 |
1731 |
It was a stupid paper cut. |
1.2475 |
0.05523 |
101 |
82 |
13 |
6 |
1732 |
One more step and I can legally shoot you. |
1.2475 |
0.04956 |
101 |
79 |
19 |
3 |
1733 |
Bob, there's a Mr. Reaper here to see you. |
1.2475 |
0.05523 |
101 |
82 |
13 |
6 |
1734 |
Well, you certainly ensure that there is no dignity in death, don't you? |
1.2475 |
0.05152 |
101 |
80 |
17 |
4 |
1735 |
I think I'll pass. |
1.2475 |
0.05523 |
101 |
82 |
13 |
6 |
1736 |
Hey, watch out with that, you'll put your eye out... oh, never mind... |
1.2475 |
0.04956 |
101 |
79 |
19 |
3 |
1737 |
Okay. But first, can you unclog my sink? It's driving me nuts. |
1.2475 |
0.05152 |
101 |
80 |
17 |
4 |
1738 |
I'll let him know your here |
1.2475 |
0.05152 |
101 |
80 |
17 |
4 |
1739 |
Business casual? |
1.2475 |
0.05152 |
101 |
80 |
17 |
4 |
1740 |
We've all just been dying for you to get here. |
1.2475 |
0.04956 |
101 |
79 |
19 |
3 |
1741 |
Come on in and have a drink. My husband will be home soon. |
1.2475 |
0.05523 |
101 |
82 |
13 |
6 |
1742 |
Sorry you missed him. He died last week. |
1.2475 |
0.05700 |
101 |
83 |
11 |
7 |
1743 |
This was your fantasy, not mine. |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1744 |
It is a grim election, but you're overdoing it. |
1.2475 |
0.04956 |
101 |
79 |
19 |
3 |
1745 |
Sorry, we use a mower. |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1746 |
You can order anything on Amazon these days |
1.2475 |
0.05523 |
101 |
82 |
13 |
6 |
1747 |
Come back after I've voted. |
1.2475 |
0.05152 |
101 |
80 |
17 |
4 |
1748 |
Nice try Jim, but I'm still not going jogging with you. |
1.2475 |
0.04539 |
101 |
77 |
23 |
1 |
1749 |
Not in that outfit |
1.2475 |
0.05523 |
101 |
82 |
13 |
6 |
1750 |
What a relief. I thought you were going to go as a clown. |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1751 |
Sure , my husband can play Hockey with you. |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1752 |
He's not here right now. Can you come back in an hour? |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1753 |
Casual Friday? Seriously? |
1.2451 |
0.05294 |
102 |
82 |
15 |
5 |
1754 |
Charon said he'll meet you at the gym. |
1.2451 |
0.05294 |
102 |
82 |
15 |
5 |
1755 |
Really? On a Friday? |
1.2451 |
0.05649 |
102 |
84 |
11 |
7 |
1756 |
What is this, Casual Death Friday? |
1.2451 |
0.05107 |
102 |
81 |
17 |
4 |
1757 |
Your late. He died last week. |
1.2451 |
0.05649 |
102 |
84 |
11 |
7 |
1758 |
You still need to be back by 10. |
1.2427 |
0.04672 |
103 |
80 |
21 |
2 |
1759 |
I'm not going out with you looking like that! |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
1760 |
I was terrified until I noticed your grim Reebok's. |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
1761 |
Since it seems taxes aren't certain, I'm not convinced you are. |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1762 |
You're too late. I already voted Libertarian. |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1763 |
"I know that's you, Frank! I wish you would stop going into "Reaper-mode" every time my mother coughs! |
1.2400 |
0.05707 |
100 |
83 |
10 |
7 |
1764 |
You're somewhat scary, but at least you're not a creepy clown. |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1765 |
You're Dead to me. |
1.2400 |
0.05527 |
100 |
82 |
12 |
6 |
1766 |
Yes, our relationship is dead, but you don't have to dress the part! |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1767 |
You're too late. The Fitbit already got him. |
1.2400 |
0.05881 |
100 |
84 |
8 |
8 |
1768 |
You must be here for America's dignity. |
1.2400 |
0.05527 |
100 |
82 |
12 |
6 |
1769 |
I know it's quiet, but I still prefer my string trimmer. |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1770 |
The grass looks fine, but this month go easier on the hedges. |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
1771 |
You might be giving people the wrong impression. |
1.2400 |
0.04948 |
100 |
79 |
18 |
3 |
1772 |
You're too early. Come back later. |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
1773 |
Not now. I just cleaned the place. |
1.2400 |
0.04522 |
100 |
77 |
22 |
1 |
1774 |
I'm sorry. I'm just the house sitter. The home owner won't be back 'til Thursday. |
1.2400 |
0.04522 |
100 |
77 |
22 |
1 |
1775 |
Well, Junior, I'm glad you found an internship. But don't expect the members of this household to help you reach your monthly quota! |
1.2400 |
0.04948 |
100 |
79 |
18 |
3 |
1776 |
I see it's Casual Friday in the afterlife. |
1.2400 |
0.05707 |
100 |
83 |
10 |
7 |
1777 |
You're going door to door for the GOP, you say? |
1.2400 |
0.06050 |
100 |
85 |
6 |
9 |
1778 |
Well, I guess I won't be getting that pizza I ordered. |
1.2400 |
0.04948 |
100 |
79 |
18 |
3 |
1779 |
Come back when I've finished paying off my student loans. |
1.2400 |
0.05527 |
100 |
82 |
12 |
6 |
1780 |
Casual Friday really isn't working for you. |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
1781 |
If you're looking for the Trump campaign, it's down the hall. |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
1782 |
I don't care what Ben Franklin said. I pay enough in taxes to avoid you for now. |
1.2400 |
0.04740 |
100 |
78 |
20 |
2 |
1783 |
You got the call saying I'd be here between 48 and 53? |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
1784 |
That job of yours must be absolute murder. |
1.2400 |
0.04948 |
100 |
79 |
18 |
3 |
1785 |
Reaper...maybe. Grim, not in the least. |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
1786 |
No. I ordered a large pizza with pepperoni, |
1.2400 |
0.05527 |
100 |
82 |
12 |
6 |
1787 |
I wouldn't be caught dead on a date with someone dressed like that! |
1.2400 |
0.05527 |
100 |
82 |
12 |
6 |
1788 |
Laundry day? |
1.2400 |
0.04948 |
100 |
79 |
18 |
3 |
1789 |
Give me a minute to fix my face. |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
1790 |
She's in 105 now, down the hall and to the right. |
1.2400 |
0.04948 |
100 |
79 |
18 |
3 |
1791 |
The room's already been rented. |
1.2400 |
0.04948 |
100 |
79 |
18 |
3 |
1792 |
I really don't see a future for us. |
1.2400 |
0.04948 |
100 |
79 |
18 |
3 |
1793 |
You really should update your profile picture. |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1794 |
No, no, I ordered a Weed Whacker! |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1795 |
You can start with my husband in the basement. |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
1796 |
Ever hear of a lawn mower? |
1.2400 |
0.05527 |
100 |
82 |
12 |
6 |
1797 |
What is this -- 'Casual Black Friday'? |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1798 |
How's the cold Agnes, you look like death" |
1.2400 |
0.05527 |
100 |
82 |
12 |
6 |
1799 |
Who buzzed you up? |
1.2400 |
0.05707 |
100 |
83 |
10 |
7 |
1800 |
Frankly, you look more Slacker then Reaper. |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1801 |
So casual Friday did die. |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
1802 |
Happy Halloween to my first trick-or-treater I hope. |
1.2400 |
0.04948 |
100 |
79 |
18 |
3 |
1803 |
Can you wait a minute while I finish The New Yorker magazine cartoon caption contest? |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1804 |
But I just signed a ten year lease! |
1.2400 |
0.04948 |
100 |
79 |
18 |
3 |
1805 |
I guess we could use a little help with the harvest. |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1806 |
Well you're not exactly a snazzy dresser, but you sure do know how to accessorize. |
1.2400 |
0.04740 |
100 |
78 |
20 |
2 |
1807 |
Just make it quick. |
1.2400 |
0.05707 |
100 |
83 |
10 |
7 |
1808 |
So it's casual Friday is it? |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1809 |
Yeah, well I'll come for YOU if you aren't back by 10! |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1810 |
Finally.... I've been dying to see you! |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1811 |
Are you taking me to my eternal lounging place? |
1.2400 |
0.05527 |
100 |
82 |
12 |
6 |
1812 |
Take your hand out of your pocket. |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1813 |
At least take your shoes off. |
1.2400 |
0.05527 |
100 |
82 |
12 |
6 |
1814 |
Why the long scythe? |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
1815 |
Sorry, I took a baby aspirin, maybe nextime..... |
1.2400 |
0.05707 |
100 |
83 |
10 |
7 |
1816 |
You can wait or come back when his Medicare runs out. |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
1817 |
Can you wait until the sixth of November? |
1.2400 |
0.04948 |
100 |
79 |
18 |
3 |
1818 |
This casual Friday thing has gotten way, way out of hand. |
1.2400 |
0.05707 |
100 |
83 |
10 |
7 |
1819 |
Good Harvest? |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
1820 |
Didn't you see the sign!? It says "No Soliciting"! |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1821 |
You're killing me with those sweats! |
1.2400 |
0.04292 |
100 |
76 |
24 |
0 |
1822 |
You were supposed to be home two hours ago and don't tell me you were just killing time! |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1823 |
I guess when I asked for a man to come into my life I should've been more specific. |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
1824 |
Would you like to come in for a cold one? |
1.2400 |
0.04948 |
100 |
79 |
18 |
3 |
1825 |
Well, I'm very happy to hear you that you finally found a job, Danny, but I'm afraid I can't let you bring your work home. |
1.2400 |
0.04948 |
100 |
79 |
18 |
3 |
1826 |
I refuse to die on casual Friday. |
1.2400 |
0.04948 |
100 |
79 |
18 |
3 |
1827 |
YOU'RE DEATH? I thought you were the new landscaper! |
1.2400 |
0.05527 |
100 |
82 |
12 |
6 |
1828 |
What are you...the HIP Reaper? Sweatpants?... Seriously? |
1.2400 |
0.05527 |
100 |
82 |
12 |
6 |
1829 |
I shan’t be collected by an intern. |
1.2400 |
0.04740 |
100 |
78 |
20 |
2 |
1830 |
The Presidential Debates sucked all the life out of me, there is nothing left for you to take. |
1.2400 |
0.05707 |
100 |
83 |
10 |
7 |
1831 |
Oh, I get it. Casualty Friday. Cute. |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
1832 |
He's at the pub with your dad. |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
1833 |
Wrong house! I unendorsed him weeks ago! |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
1834 |
Hold on a second, I'll get him for you. |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1835 |
You just missed him; try him at the office. |
1.2400 |
0.05707 |
100 |
83 |
10 |
7 |
1836 |
There must be some mistake, I swiped left. |
1.2400 |
0.05707 |
100 |
83 |
10 |
7 |
1837 |
Come on in. He's in is man cave watching football. |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1838 |
Well I must say, this is not much of a last impression to make. |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
1839 |
Let me guess. You're running for president. |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
1840 |
Chubby, balding red-headed man in his late fifties in the corner booth with a chipped front tooth and a pinky ring . I'd hate for you to take the wrong person. |
1.2400 |
0.05881 |
100 |
84 |
8 |
8 |
1841 |
Sure, he's out back. |
1.2400 |
0.05881 |
100 |
84 |
8 |
8 |
1842 |
I'm still undecided. Please take me now. |
1.2400 |
0.05707 |
100 |
83 |
10 |
7 |
1843 |
Your profile did say you were into The Dead. |
1.2400 |
0.04948 |
100 |
79 |
18 |
3 |
1844 |
This should be interesting, my last date died of boredom. |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1845 |
Cigarettes? All I have is candy. |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1846 |
That is not concealed carry. |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1847 |
Couldn't we at least have dinner first? |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
1848 |
He's in the basement playing video games. Good luck. |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1849 |
I thought tonight was a black scythe affair. |
1.2400 |
0.05527 |
100 |
82 |
12 |
6 |
1850 |
I at least thought my death would be a business-casual event. |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
1851 |
Thank god, I was hoping you'd come before the election. |
1.2400 |
0.05527 |
100 |
82 |
12 |
6 |
1852 |
You're here to cut and run, aren't you? |
1.2400 |
0.04948 |
100 |
79 |
18 |
3 |
1853 |
Nobody wears white after Labor Day. |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1854 |
No, Apt. 204 is across the hall, but be sure to come back November 8th. |
1.2400 |
0.04948 |
100 |
79 |
18 |
3 |
1855 |
Did you even read the sign? It says NO solicitors. |
1.2400 |
0.04948 |
100 |
79 |
18 |
3 |
1856 |
We're doing casualty Fridays. |
1.2400 |
0.05707 |
100 |
83 |
10 |
7 |
1857 |
I'm a registered Independent. Why? |
1.2400 |
0.04948 |
100 |
79 |
18 |
3 |
1858 |
I guess I didn't realize the afterlife had Casual Friday. |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1859 |
No, I'm the slovenly reaper. Some of the work gets farmed out. |
1.2400 |
0.04740 |
100 |
78 |
20 |
2 |
1860 |
Yes, I am certain that we only need our weeds whacked. |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
1861 |
Oh darn, he's out. Can you come back in an hour? |
1.2400 |
0.05527 |
100 |
82 |
12 |
6 |
1862 |
You'd get a better response if you weren't wearing that hoodie. |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
1863 |
He' playing golf today but he says any time before the election is fine |
1.2400 |
0.05707 |
100 |
83 |
10 |
7 |
1864 |
You can threaten me all you want, Mr. Zuckerberg. I'm not signing up for Facebook. |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
1865 |
So, I haven't been to the gym! You don't have to chop my head off about it! |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1866 |
The Grim-Hoodie, I presume? |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1867 |
You just missed him. He went for a drink with the other doomed souls on the block. |
1.2376 |
0.05477 |
101 |
83 |
12 |
6 |
1868 |
You're home late for dinner. We're having filet of soul. |
1.2376 |
0.04905 |
101 |
80 |
18 |
3 |
1869 |
You're late, but at least you arrived before Nov. 8th. |
1.2376 |
0.05293 |
101 |
82 |
14 |
5 |
1870 |
Sow what? |
1.2376 |
0.05477 |
101 |
83 |
12 |
6 |
1871 |
Reaper, smeaper. You're still not coming in with those shoes. |
1.2376 |
0.05103 |
101 |
81 |
16 |
4 |
1872 |
Could you at least put a little effort into looking grim? |
1.2376 |
0.05655 |
101 |
84 |
10 |
7 |
1873 |
Hmm. In the black robe you looked thinner. |
1.2376 |
0.05103 |
101 |
81 |
16 |
4 |
1874 |
I don't care why you're here. I need to see some I.D. first. |
1.2376 |
0.04905 |
101 |
80 |
18 |
3 |
1875 |
Uber "joint venture" or not, I'm not going with you. |
1.2376 |
0.05293 |
101 |
82 |
14 |
5 |
1876 |
You're late—Frank's been dead since he lost the remote. |
1.2376 |
0.05477 |
101 |
83 |
12 |
6 |
1877 |
Tree pruning? |
1.2376 |
0.05477 |
101 |
83 |
12 |
6 |
1878 |
Don't miss any dandelions. |
1.2376 |
0.04905 |
101 |
80 |
18 |
3 |
1879 |
And what exactly are you supposed to be, the Grim Hipster? |
1.2376 |
0.05477 |
101 |
83 |
12 |
6 |
1880 |
Election Day 2016 finally arrives. |
1.2376 |
0.05103 |
101 |
81 |
16 |
4 |
1881 |
I don't care. I am NOT voting for Hillary! |
1.2376 |
0.05827 |
101 |
85 |
8 |
8 |
1882 |
You're too late, he died last week. |
1.2376 |
0.05477 |
101 |
83 |
12 |
6 |
1883 |
Either you say ‘Trick or Treat’ or I slam this door in your face. |
1.2376 |
0.04483 |
101 |
78 |
22 |
1 |
1884 |
Ugh, millennials. |
1.2376 |
0.04905 |
101 |
80 |
18 |
3 |
1885 |
I knew it. Exercise will be the death of me. |
1.2376 |
0.05655 |
101 |
84 |
10 |
7 |
1886 |
The younger look doesn't really suit you. |
1.2376 |
0.04905 |
101 |
80 |
18 |
3 |
1887 |
Grandpa's here, but he's not feeling well. |
1.2353 |
0.05428 |
102 |
84 |
12 |
6 |
1888 |
hello, mam...we are offering assisted suicide services in the area... |
1.2353 |
0.05428 |
102 |
84 |
12 |
6 |
1889 |
There were no casual Fridays when they came for nana. |
1.2323 |
0.06062 |
99 |
85 |
5 |
9 |
1890 |
You've no bag and I've no candy. So we're even. |
1.2323 |
0.05339 |
99 |
81 |
13 |
5 |
1891 |
"I don't care if it took 5 hours. You still only get 10 dollars". |
1.2323 |
0.05339 |
99 |
81 |
13 |
5 |
1892 |
He's down at The Cask and Flagon. I told him he'd pay big-time for going out tonight. |
1.2323 |
0.05529 |
99 |
82 |
11 |
6 |
1893 |
I knew Tinder would be the death of me. |
1.2323 |
0.05529 |
99 |
82 |
11 |
6 |
1894 |
"You're not 'going to make America great again' looking like that". |
1.2323 |
0.05142 |
99 |
80 |
15 |
4 |
1895 |
Casual Friday, I see. |
1.2323 |
0.05142 |
99 |
80 |
15 |
4 |
1896 |
What does it say that you're the first black person I've seen in a New Yorker cartoon? |
1.2323 |
0.05339 |
99 |
81 |
13 |
5 |
1897 |
If you ask me, this Casual Friday thing has gone too far. |
1.2323 |
0.05142 |
99 |
80 |
15 |
4 |
1898 |
Come off it, Stanley. You were always grim but never a reaper. |
1.2323 |
0.05142 |
99 |
80 |
15 |
4 |
1899 |
Yo, right back at you. |
1.2323 |
0.05339 |
99 |
81 |
13 |
5 |
1900 |
Bob would like to reschedule your appointment. |
1.2323 |
0.04938 |
99 |
79 |
17 |
3 |
1901 |
You'll have to come back when he's done with his nap |
1.2323 |
0.05339 |
99 |
81 |
13 |
5 |
1902 |
Do you have any idea whose time it is, mister? |
1.2323 |
0.05142 |
99 |
80 |
15 |
4 |
1903 |
No, you want 3B. |
1.2323 |
0.04725 |
99 |
78 |
19 |
2 |
1904 |
Do go gentle into that good night, because you're not coming back home to live. |
1.2323 |
0.04938 |
99 |
79 |
17 |
3 |
1905 |
Is there no respect for tradition anymore? |
1.2323 |
0.04938 |
99 |
79 |
17 |
3 |
1906 |
The GOP isn't home. |
1.2323 |
0.05339 |
99 |
81 |
13 |
5 |
1907 |
Great, death's gone millennial. Now I suppose you want to praised for finding me. |
1.2323 |
0.05142 |
99 |
80 |
15 |
4 |
1908 |
You call that cutting edge technology? |
1.2323 |
0.05142 |
99 |
80 |
15 |
4 |
1909 |
Swipe left. |
1.2323 |
0.04938 |
99 |
79 |
17 |
3 |
1910 |
Are you really going to wear sweats to work? |
1.2323 |
0.04938 |
99 |
79 |
17 |
3 |
1911 |
This is my new relaxed look. We didn't want to scare people to death. |
1.2323 |
0.04938 |
99 |
79 |
17 |
3 |
1912 |
Hey, I didn't buzz you up. |
1.2323 |
0.05142 |
99 |
80 |
15 |
4 |
1913 |
Grim Gardening Services, you reap what we sow |
1.2323 |
0.05142 |
99 |
80 |
15 |
4 |
1914 |
Sorry, I've already registered to vote. |
1.2323 |
0.05339 |
99 |
81 |
13 |
5 |
1915 |
Yo! Mister Slacker Reaper, I'm Kelly Arnold not Arnold Kelly. |
1.2323 |
0.05142 |
99 |
80 |
15 |
4 |
1916 |
With all due respect Mr. Belichick, the NFL dropped the "sudden death" format years ago. |
1.2323 |
0.05339 |
99 |
81 |
13 |
5 |
1917 |
The only thing you are Harry is a grim idiot. |
1.2323 |
0.05529 |
99 |
82 |
11 |
6 |
1918 |
The Grim Reaper huh. Are you working for Trump? |
1.2323 |
0.05142 |
99 |
80 |
15 |
4 |
1919 |
If you're here for the desktop, it's already dead. |
1.2323 |
0.05339 |
99 |
81 |
13 |
5 |
1920 |
Sweatpants? Really? |
1.2323 |
0.05142 |
99 |
80 |
15 |
4 |
1921 |
Yes I said it was a poor grass cutting job but let's not lose our heads about it. |
1.2323 |
0.05142 |
99 |
80 |
15 |
4 |
1922 |
Friday?!? You couldn't wait until Monday?!? |
1.2323 |
0.04725 |
99 |
78 |
19 |
2 |
1923 |
It shatters my heart all over again to say this, but I think you're looking for my ex-husband. |
1.2323 |
0.05712 |
99 |
83 |
9 |
7 |
1924 |
Life Harvest Fund, I've never heard about it. Can you tell me more? |
1.2323 |
0.05142 |
99 |
80 |
15 |
4 |
1925 |
I knew jogging would kill me. |
1.2323 |
0.05142 |
99 |
80 |
15 |
4 |
1926 |
This is not a neighborhood where you want to go around in a hoodie. |
1.2323 |
0.04938 |
99 |
79 |
17 |
3 |
1927 |
You're NOT from the lawn service? |
1.2323 |
0.05142 |
99 |
80 |
15 |
4 |
1928 |
Come on in. I'll get the chess board. |
1.2323 |
0.05529 |
99 |
82 |
11 |
6 |
1929 |
So it's casual Friday for you too? |
1.2323 |
0.05712 |
99 |
83 |
9 |
7 |
1930 |
Have a good day at work, dear. |
1.2323 |
0.05142 |
99 |
80 |
15 |
4 |
1931 |
You're late, just like my husband. |
1.2323 |
0.05339 |
99 |
81 |
13 |
5 |
1932 |
Death should still call, when he knows he'll be late. |
1.2323 |
0.05890 |
99 |
84 |
7 |
8 |
1933 |
Do you also mow lawns? |
1.2323 |
0.04725 |
99 |
78 |
19 |
2 |
1934 |
Just my luck. And on casual Friday, too. |
1.2323 |
0.05890 |
99 |
84 |
7 |
8 |
1935 |
OK, but I haven't gone running in years. |
1.2323 |
0.04938 |
99 |
79 |
17 |
3 |
1936 |
You shouldn't be walking around with your hoodie up. |
1.2323 |
0.05712 |
99 |
83 |
9 |
7 |
1937 |
This is serious business, take your hand out of your pocket and get some proper shoes. |
1.2323 |
0.04938 |
99 |
79 |
17 |
3 |
1938 |
Phil will be right out. He's putting on his casual Friday outfit, too. |
1.2323 |
0.05529 |
99 |
82 |
11 |
6 |
1939 |
The RNC office is across the street. |
1.2323 |
0.05529 |
99 |
82 |
11 |
6 |
1940 |
No, the Trump campaign is next door. |
1.2323 |
0.05890 |
99 |
84 |
7 |
8 |
1941 |
Is today your laundry day? |
1.2323 |
0.05142 |
99 |
80 |
15 |
4 |
1942 |
I'm just here to water the plants. Try again tomorrow. |
1.2323 |
0.05142 |
99 |
80 |
15 |
4 |
1943 |
I don't care if it is casual Friday it just doesn't seem right |
1.2323 |
0.05529 |
99 |
82 |
11 |
6 |
1944 |
The Joneses are down the hall, next door on the right. |
1.2323 |
0.05339 |
99 |
81 |
13 |
5 |
1945 |
Really, Reaper? A hoodie and sneakers? Doesn't anybody dress for success these days? |
1.2323 |
0.05339 |
99 |
81 |
13 |
5 |
1946 |
I see that you have casual Fridays, too. |
1.2323 |
0.04725 |
99 |
78 |
19 |
2 |
1947 |
I still think you should have taken the pizza delivery gig. |
1.2323 |
0.04938 |
99 |
79 |
17 |
3 |
1948 |
Well, in that case, come back after 6 o'clock when my husband is home |
1.2323 |
0.05339 |
99 |
81 |
13 |
5 |
1949 |
Why don't you comeback this evening when my husband is home. |
1.2323 |
0.05712 |
99 |
83 |
9 |
7 |
1950 |
More like the Slim Creeper, I'd say. |
1.2323 |
0.05529 |
99 |
82 |
11 |
6 |
1951 |
City Water Inspector? Sounds reasonable, come on in. |
1.2323 |
0.05142 |
99 |
80 |
15 |
4 |
1952 |
Lose the scythe! The hoody's scary enough. |
1.2323 |
0.04725 |
99 |
78 |
19 |
2 |
1953 |
Ah yes. My husband was expecting you. |
1.2323 |
0.05529 |
99 |
82 |
11 |
6 |
1954 |
No, I am NOT interested in voting for Donald Trump. |
1.2323 |
0.05339 |
99 |
81 |
13 |
5 |
1955 |
That hoodie makes you look threatening. |
1.2323 |
0.04938 |
99 |
79 |
17 |
3 |
1956 |
Stop slouching, young man. |
1.2300 |
0.05478 |
100 |
83 |
11 |
6 |
1957 |
In this house we take off our shoes. |
1.2300 |
0.05291 |
100 |
82 |
13 |
5 |
1958 |
Who in the hell are you? |
1.2300 |
0.05096 |
100 |
81 |
15 |
4 |
1959 |
What part of "I will survive" don't you get? |
1.2300 |
0.04894 |
100 |
80 |
17 |
3 |
1960 |
Your black robe is at the dry cleaners? |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
1961 |
I'm sorry, but you missed him by about ten minutes. |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
1962 |
Maybe you shouldn't be so casual about death. |
1.2268 |
0.04518 |
97 |
76 |
20 |
1 |
1963 |
Your shoe's untied |
1.2268 |
0.05582 |
97 |
81 |
10 |
6 |
1964 |
How have you not been shot yet? |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
1965 |
I don't care who your father is, you cannot date my daughter! |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
1966 |
Oh, so nice of you to come on your day off! |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
1967 |
You look like death warmed up! |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
1968 |
Oh, okay but before you do, I've always wondered how to pronounce that thing. |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
1969 |
Geez, Bobby. You almost gave me a heart attack. |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
1970 |
Don't make a mess of it. Unless you want only one star on yelp. |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
1971 |
You have great timing - it's election night. |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
1972 |
You must be the death dude. |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
1973 |
They said you would be here in 30 minutes or less. |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
1974 |
Terminix? |
1.2268 |
0.05582 |
97 |
81 |
10 |
6 |
1975 |
I called for a babysitter, not a baby scyther. |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
1976 |
No, you can't have your old room back. |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
1977 |
You look how I feel! |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
1978 |
What's this, death casual? |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
1979 |
Hey, take it easy! I SAID I'd turn my music down. |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
1980 |
Maybe a selfie first? |
1.2268 |
0.05582 |
97 |
81 |
10 |
6 |
1981 |
I told you I have found someone else to cut the grass. |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
1982 |
He's not here. Try Rumsfeld's office. |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
1983 |
I didn't come all the way downstairs to be at death's door, now watcha want. |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
1984 |
I guess they'll call this a casual killing. |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
1985 |
He says he uninstalled the iDead app months ago. |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
1986 |
Can you come back next week? I just bought green bananas. |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
1987 |
You are not wearing that to vote. |
1.2268 |
0.05582 |
97 |
81 |
10 |
6 |
1988 |
No, I don't have any grim to reap. Beat it! |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
1989 |
At least you're not those mormon missionaries knocking on my door again. |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
1990 |
I said, shovel the snow |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
1991 |
So, can we count on your vote on Election Day? |
1.2268 |
0.05582 |
97 |
81 |
10 |
6 |
1992 |
So death can't even do business casual? |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
1993 |
You're too late. He took a job in the Styx. |
1.2268 |
0.04518 |
97 |
76 |
20 |
1 |
1994 |
It's casual die-day. |
1.2268 |
0.05582 |
97 |
81 |
10 |
6 |
1995 |
Casual Friday ma'am |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
1996 |
No, the Donald Trump headquarters are next door. |
1.2268 |
0.05771 |
97 |
82 |
8 |
7 |
1997 |
Just give me a few moments to look up your ratings on Yelp. |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
1998 |
Please tell me you're the tax collector! |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
1999 |
I'm not one to profile. But you should know that the hoodie is scaring people. |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
2000 |
How was practice,honey? |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
2001 |
Always reaping, never sowing, as usual I see. |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
2002 |
You're late |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
2003 |
SKYPE. I said SKYPE me. |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
2004 |
May I have just five minutes with him first? |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
2005 |
Well you don't look anything like your profile pic, but you are punctual. |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
2006 |
A grim reaper with crocs? |
1.2268 |
0.05582 |
97 |
81 |
10 |
6 |
2007 |
Our order was for chicken fajitas. |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
2008 |
It's Halloween, so I'm not buyin' it. |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
2009 |
Sorry to bother you. I think you may have picked up my dry cleaning by mistake: Black cloak, wool, full-length, nice affair. |
1.2268 |
0.05582 |
97 |
81 |
10 |
6 |
2010 |
He's in the bedroom. Try not to ruin the sheets. And you're late. Again. |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
2011 |
So, coaching the Patriots is just your day job? |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
2012 |
I expected you AFTER the election. |
1.2268 |
0.04518 |
97 |
76 |
20 |
1 |
2013 |
What was wrong with the puffy tail and the bunny ears? |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
2014 |
Please tell me you're selling artisanal lawn care services. |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
2015 |
We broke up. I threw out the sharpener with the rest of your stuff. |
1.2268 |
0.05582 |
97 |
81 |
10 |
6 |
2016 |
I suppose we're taking an Uber? |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
2017 |
So, orange is the new black? |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
2018 |
You first. |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
2019 |
This could be the death of Casual Fridays. |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
2020 |
Jeez, it took you an eternity to show up. |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
2021 |
You seemed taller in the photos. |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
2022 |
Can you come back later, I'm doing my kegel exercises? |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
2023 |
You took an Uber? |
1.2268 |
0.05771 |
97 |
82 |
8 |
7 |
2024 |
Street style wrecks your credibility. |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
2025 |
Is Donald home? |
1.2268 |
0.05582 |
97 |
81 |
10 |
6 |
2026 |
so you are like "uber for death" you say? |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
2027 |
Some people have a weird idea of how to make hay. |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
2028 |
'No, I don't want him back!" |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
2029 |
We didn't call an exterminator. |
1.2268 |
0.05771 |
97 |
82 |
8 |
7 |
2030 |
Hang on a second. I'll go get him. |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
2031 |
When I told you to get a costume that kills, this is not what I had in mind. |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
2032 |
What, you couldn't dress for the occasion? |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
2033 |
You've been replaced by a clown. |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
2034 |
What happened to your lawnmower? |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
2035 |
And which candidate are you collecting for? |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
2036 |
No, I'm not dressing up for the Ingmar Bergman film festival. |
1.2268 |
0.05582 |
97 |
81 |
10 |
6 |
2037 |
What the hell? I signed up for senior dating expecting somebody a little bit more lively. |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
2038 |
Come back when you get a lawnmower. |
1.2268 |
0.05582 |
97 |
81 |
10 |
6 |
2039 |
Harold if you don't like visiting my mom, you can just say so. |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
2040 |
Finally...Trump has a ground game. |
1.2268 |
0.05582 |
97 |
81 |
10 |
6 |
2041 |
Well come in before you catch your death of cold. |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
2042 |
I see they told you I'm a runner. |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
2043 |
And which campaign are YOU from? |
1.2268 |
0.05582 |
97 |
81 |
10 |
6 |
2044 |
Still taking reservations for November? |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
2045 |
Well, let me change into something more comfortable. |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
2046 |
Could you just email me? |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
2047 |
She's not in. |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
2048 |
No, I'm not voting for Trump. |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
2049 |
You looked much younger in your Match.com photo. |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
2050 |
Fred, your dress up jokes are killing me. |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
2051 |
this is not what I envisioned when you said you're a cross dresser. |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
2052 |
Thanks for coming. Maybe you can get through to her. |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
2053 |
Leave the wheat. Kill the chaff. |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
2054 |
Where's the pizza I ordered? |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
2055 |
Excuse me. Is this the Rebulican National Committee headquarters? |
1.2268 |
0.05582 |
97 |
81 |
10 |
6 |
2056 |
Where in Hell have you been? The lawn died weeks ago! |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
2057 |
This is the date I've been waiting for all my life and you dress like that? |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
2058 |
Can you wait until November 9? There's something very important I need to do. |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
2059 |
'Killing Me Softly' is just a song...OKAY?!? |
1.2268 |
0.05582 |
97 |
81 |
10 |
6 |
2060 |
Let me guess - you're campaigning for Donald Trump? |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
2061 |
Sorry, but there are no middle aged females here. |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
2062 |
He's upstairs. Have a seat and I'll get him right away. |
1.2268 |
0.05771 |
97 |
82 |
8 |
7 |
2063 |
It's just, this is kind of a big day for me. |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
2064 |
Coffee, tea, me? |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
2065 |
You really don't look that grim to me. |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
2066 |
Finally. A presidential candidate that I can vote for... |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
2067 |
You look just like your profile picture. |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
2068 |
Hmm. I always pictured you as being taller and thinner. |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
2069 |
Next time, call first. |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
2070 |
What! I'm not good enough for the original Death? |
1.2268 |
0.04274 |
97 |
75 |
22 |
0 |
2071 |
You can forget the pitch. I already voted by mail for your boss. |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
2072 |
I think you have the wrong apartment. The GOP lives down the hall. |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
2073 |
Cartoon lives matter. |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
2074 |
But I ordered pizza. |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
2075 |
Can I wait until election day and then decide? |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
2076 |
It's after labor day and you're still wearing white, but I'm the one being sentenced to death? |
1.2268 |
0.05771 |
97 |
82 |
8 |
7 |
2077 |
No, Johnny can't come out to play. |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
2078 |
Turns out I just needed to shut it down and start it up again. |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
2079 |
Sorry, the harvest is done. Do you cut hair? |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
2080 |
Well then I get to put on flats. |
1.2268 |
0.05582 |
97 |
81 |
10 |
6 |
2081 |
I'm sorry but there are no millenials here. |
1.2268 |
0.05582 |
97 |
81 |
10 |
6 |
2082 |
'He's not in. Try the golf course." |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
2083 |
Don’t you think that uniform’s a bit too dramatic for a rodent exterminator? |
1.2268 |
0.05582 |
97 |
81 |
10 |
6 |
2084 |
Thanks, but I downloaded your app and just took care if it myself. |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
2085 |
Well, no surprise you didn't get the job, Harold. Look at those shoes! |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
2086 |
No offense, Death, but you don't look much like your profile picture... |
1.2268 |
0.05582 |
97 |
81 |
10 |
6 |
2087 |
Young man, you get back in here and change before you kill another living thing! |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
2088 |
You know you can't wear white after Labor Day! |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
2089 |
I see you're going through a mid-death crisis. |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
2090 |
Aren't you a little old to be trick-or-treating? |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
2091 |
Was the store all out of clown costumes? |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
2092 |
Thanks, but I've already had my wheat and chaff separated. |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
2093 |
Overkill. |
1.2268 |
0.05582 |
97 |
81 |
10 |
6 |
2094 |
I always knew I was drop dead gorgeous. |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
2095 |
Your manager said you would be here between noon and 4. You'll have to come back another day. |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
2096 |
My candy or my life??!! Is that the best you could do? |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
2097 |
You're not fooling anyone with the sweatpants and sneakers, mister. |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
2098 |
Come back after 6, my husband should be home by then. |
1.2268 |
0.05771 |
97 |
82 |
8 |
7 |
2099 |
You're late. You had me worried to death! |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
2100 |
I think you have the wrong address |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
2101 |
Sorry, I'm out of candy. |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
2102 |
You look like hell, I'm not going anywhere with you dressed like that! |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
2103 |
If you think I'm going to jump right to the bargaining phase . . . |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
2104 |
I'm dying to know when you started a casual Friday policy. |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
2105 |
Sorry he just took off jogging. You should be able to catch up to him. |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
2106 |
Jeez Bill, you look like Death! You're late. |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
2107 |
As long as there's no rough stuff |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
2108 |
What other credentials do you have? |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
2109 |
Wait, don’t tell me…an alienated teenager. |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
2110 |
I'm not going to the afterlife with you dressed like that. |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
2111 |
I thought he was with you. |
1.2268 |
0.05582 |
97 |
81 |
10 |
6 |
2112 |
No, I ordered a carpet sweeper. |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
2113 |
So THIS is how you're paying off your student loans. |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
2114 |
I want classic grim reaper, not casual Friday reaper. |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
2115 |
"Unlimited data for life?" No thanks! |
1.2245 |
0.05529 |
98 |
82 |
10 |
6 |
2116 |
Ah, I think you have the wrong home, the address you seek is 725 5th Ave. |
1.2245 |
0.05335 |
98 |
81 |
12 |
5 |
2117 |
Do you have ID? |
1.2245 |
0.05135 |
98 |
80 |
14 |
4 |
2118 |
Bernie lost--get over it. |
1.2245 |
0.04925 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
2119 |
Yeah, well I'm the allowance reaper. |
1.2245 |
0.05135 |
98 |
80 |
14 |
4 |
2120 |
You, too, with the Casual Fridays? |
1.2245 |
0.05529 |
98 |
82 |
10 |
6 |
2121 |
Yeah, now you show up. Where were you before the election? |
1.2245 |
0.05335 |
98 |
81 |
12 |
5 |
2122 |
No, we're legally separated... but you can find him over at 10 Lover's Lane 2nd floor rear left apartment if you hurry." |
1.2245 |
0.05135 |
98 |
80 |
14 |
4 |
2123 |
If taxes didn't work with him I don't think this will either. |
1.2245 |
0.04925 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
2124 |
Honey, I'm not in the mood. |
1.2245 |
0.05529 |
98 |
82 |
10 |
6 |
2125 |
You're a sight for sore eyes this election season. |
1.2245 |
0.04925 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
2126 |
Sorry, I specifically requested a pest exterminator. |
1.2245 |
0.05135 |
98 |
80 |
14 |
4 |
2127 |
Thank goodness you're here. The weeds out back are out of control. |
1.2245 |
0.05335 |
98 |
81 |
12 |
5 |
2128 |
Susie?...I think she lives next door. |
1.2188 |
0.05581 |
96 |
81 |
9 |
6 |
2129 |
You looked taller in your profile picture. |
1.2188 |
0.04957 |
96 |
78 |
15 |
3 |
2130 |
No, Ralph's not home. Should I check our insurance coverage? |
1.2188 |
0.04730 |
96 |
77 |
17 |
2 |
2131 |
I'm not buying your knives. |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
2132 |
You look different than your picture online. |
1.2188 |
0.05381 |
96 |
80 |
11 |
5 |
2133 |
It's another Trump canvasser. |
1.2188 |
0.05774 |
96 |
82 |
7 |
7 |
2134 |
Took you long enough! |
1.2188 |
0.05381 |
96 |
80 |
11 |
5 |
2135 |
Seriously, Casual Friday for the Grim Reaper? |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
2136 |
No, I don't know anyone named Shaggy and Scooby doo. |
1.2188 |
0.05581 |
96 |
81 |
9 |
6 |
2137 |
All the treats are gone. For the life of me, I'm afraid to ask what your trick might be. |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
2138 |
Does your father know you have his scythe? |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
2139 |
So, what you really meant your online profile to say was "zest for THE living?" |
1.2188 |
0.05774 |
96 |
82 |
7 |
7 |
2140 |
Your father never left a client in purgatory to go skateboarding with the guys. |
1.2188 |
0.05581 |
96 |
81 |
9 |
6 |
2141 |
And what if I don't want my lawn mowed? |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
2142 |
The Republicans are meeting next door |
1.2188 |
0.05381 |
96 |
80 |
11 |
5 |
2143 |
I was hoping for a creepy clown. |
1.2188 |
0.05381 |
96 |
80 |
11 |
5 |
2144 |
Sorry - he and his kids just left for Mar-a-Lago. Can I text him for you? |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
2145 |
Oh for....just once; I thought I might go out with a classy guy. |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
2146 |
$20 for the front and the back. Looks like you'll need a rake. |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
2147 |
Whatever you're selling, I don't want any. By the way fella, you look like death warmed over. |
1.2188 |
0.04957 |
96 |
78 |
15 |
3 |
2148 |
I know you are, Dear, but I still want you in by eleven. |
1.2188 |
0.05381 |
96 |
80 |
11 |
5 |
2149 |
I'm sorry; nobody by that name lives here! |
1.2188 |
0.04957 |
96 |
78 |
15 |
3 |
2150 |
alive lives matter? |
1.2188 |
0.04957 |
96 |
78 |
15 |
3 |
2151 |
Hoodie scary, scythe not so much. |
1.2188 |
0.04957 |
96 |
78 |
15 |
3 |
2152 |
But I just bought a groupon for a massage. |
1.2188 |
0.04492 |
96 |
76 |
19 |
1 |
2153 |
Welcome to Donald Trump's America. |
1.2188 |
0.05581 |
96 |
81 |
9 |
6 |
2154 |
He's at the Jets game. |
1.2188 |
0.05581 |
96 |
81 |
9 |
6 |
2155 |
Is volunteering for Trump rewarding? |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
2156 |
Where the Hell have you been?! |
1.2188 |
0.05381 |
96 |
80 |
11 |
5 |
2157 |
Are you sure we can't handle this online? |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
2158 |
You want the campaign down the hall |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
2159 |
I do indeed think you are early. |
1.2188 |
0.05581 |
96 |
81 |
9 |
6 |
2160 |
COME BACK AT SIX, HE'LL BE HOME BT THEN. |
1.2188 |
0.05774 |
96 |
82 |
7 |
7 |
2161 |
I already told you, I'm a Hillary supporter. |
1.2188 |
0.04730 |
96 |
77 |
17 |
2 |
2162 |
What kept you? |
1.2188 |
0.05381 |
96 |
80 |
11 |
5 |
2163 |
Hmmm...but I do have this neighbor.... |
1.2188 |
0.04957 |
96 |
78 |
15 |
3 |
2164 |
I`d never thought death would come knocking at my door. It's a bit of a downer, really. |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
2165 |
No thanks. Got one of those. I'm waiting for the brush salesman. |
1.2188 |
0.04492 |
96 |
76 |
19 |
1 |
2166 |
You're looking for Harry Reid next door. |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
2167 |
Did you check his office? |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
2168 |
It's a 'health club'. I told you they wouldn't let you in with that thing. |
1.2188 |
0.04730 |
96 |
77 |
17 |
2 |
2169 |
I ordered pizza. |
1.2188 |
0.04730 |
96 |
77 |
17 |
2 |
2170 |
Worst Friday ever. |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
2171 |
You better put down your hoodie, you might get killed afterwards. |
1.2188 |
0.05961 |
96 |
83 |
5 |
8 |
2172 |
Sorry, I cut my own lawn. |
1.2188 |
0.04957 |
96 |
78 |
15 |
3 |
2173 |
I think you’re taking the ‘Death be not proud’ thing a little too far. |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
2174 |
You're doing casual fridays too? |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
2175 |
You're two hours late! |
1.2188 |
0.05381 |
96 |
80 |
11 |
5 |
2176 |
The hoodie's a bit much. |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
2177 |
Cut the comedy, Harold. Just cut the weeds. |
1.2188 |
0.04492 |
96 |
76 |
19 |
1 |
2178 |
Come back in 30 years! |
1.2188 |
0.04730 |
96 |
77 |
17 |
2 |
2179 |
That w'd be my nephew. He is upstairs texting. |
1.2188 |
0.05581 |
96 |
81 |
9 |
6 |
2180 |
So Hell has casual fridays now? |
1.2188 |
0.04730 |
96 |
77 |
17 |
2 |
2181 |
Oh hey...you must be here for my husband. |
1.2188 |
0.05581 |
96 |
81 |
9 |
6 |
2182 |
Really Tommy? First the clowns now this? |
1.2188 |
0.04957 |
96 |
78 |
15 |
3 |
2183 |
I don't care if it is casual Friday; I'm not going anywhere with a demon dressed in a hoodie and sweatpants. |
1.2188 |
0.05774 |
96 |
82 |
7 |
7 |
2184 |
Sorry, I'm Buddhist. |
1.2188 |
0.05774 |
96 |
82 |
7 |
7 |
2185 |
No, the hoodie doesn't make you scarier. |
1.2188 |
0.04730 |
96 |
77 |
17 |
2 |
2186 |
No, my name is Lizzie GORDON and both my parents live in Miami Beach |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
2187 |
I didn't order soul food, I ordered Chinese. |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
2188 |
You ain't grim enough to reap this soul. |
1.2188 |
0.05381 |
96 |
80 |
11 |
5 |
2189 |
"Unfortunately, my husband's not home right now"! |
1.2188 |
0.05581 |
96 |
81 |
9 |
6 |
2190 |
what took you so long he died three weeks ago |
1.2188 |
0.05381 |
96 |
80 |
11 |
5 |
2191 |
In presenting yourself, you should take example from those nice Mormon young men. |
1.2188 |
0.05774 |
96 |
82 |
7 |
7 |
2192 |
I was told there were no death panels. |
1.2188 |
0.05581 |
96 |
81 |
9 |
6 |
2193 |
I believe this casual Friday business has gone way too far. |
1.2188 |
0.05381 |
96 |
80 |
11 |
5 |
2194 |
You,re not grim and you're late. |
1.2188 |
0.04957 |
96 |
78 |
15 |
3 |
2195 |
" So, you say you are not a salesman, yet you are making me pay the ultimate price? |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
2196 |
Oh nuts! I thought you were the Amazon delivery guy. |
1.2188 |
0.05581 |
96 |
81 |
9 |
6 |
2197 |
Funny, but he says he doesn't feel like jogging today. |
1.2188 |
0.04957 |
96 |
78 |
15 |
3 |
2198 |
No, the grass doesn't need cutting. |
1.2188 |
0.04957 |
96 |
78 |
15 |
3 |
2199 |
Nobody's going to be afraid of death, if you go to work looking like that! |
1.2188 |
0.04730 |
96 |
77 |
17 |
2 |
2200 |
Casual Friday in the afterlife?! Who knew?! |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
2201 |
You think you can fool me? You're Mark Zuckerberg. |
1.2188 |
0.04730 |
96 |
77 |
17 |
2 |
2202 |
you're awful casual about this date |
1.2188 |
0.05381 |
96 |
80 |
11 |
5 |
2203 |
I refuse to go to the afterlife on Casual Friday! |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
2204 |
For Pete's sake, Karl, I said 'pick me up a SLICE.' |
1.2188 |
0.04957 |
96 |
78 |
15 |
3 |
2205 |
So who are you?... the Angel of Def. |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
2206 |
You didn't knock. |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
2207 |
I've been dead for years so just run along now. |
1.2188 |
0.05581 |
96 |
81 |
9 |
6 |
2208 |
I told you last week that my twin sister is off studying fruit flies in the Sahara. |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
2209 |
Be careful where you wear that hoodie. |
1.2188 |
0.05581 |
96 |
81 |
9 |
6 |
2210 |
You’re too old, it’s not Halloween and I haven’t got any candy. Beat it. |
1.2188 |
0.05381 |
96 |
80 |
11 |
5 |
2211 |
We don't want any. |
1.2188 |
0.05581 |
96 |
81 |
9 |
6 |
2212 |
I'm sorry. I'm a registered Democrat. You want the guy in 406. |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
2213 |
We gave last year! |
1.2188 |
0.05581 |
96 |
81 |
9 |
6 |
2214 |
Sorry, we have a regular gardener |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
2215 |
I can't believe they're making you work on your day off. |
1.2188 |
0.05381 |
96 |
80 |
11 |
5 |
2216 |
How did you find me? On the Internet, I'm a 15 year old hacker from Uzbekistan. |
1.2188 |
0.05581 |
96 |
81 |
9 |
6 |
2217 |
Grim??? Seriously??? |
1.2188 |
0.04957 |
96 |
78 |
15 |
3 |
2218 |
I suspect there's been more rapping than reaping this evening. |
1.2188 |
0.04957 |
96 |
78 |
15 |
3 |
2219 |
About time. My will to live died YEARS ago! |
1.2188 |
0.04957 |
96 |
78 |
15 |
3 |
2220 |
I said get popsicles on your way home. |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
2221 |
You're too late. We already voted. |
1.2188 |
0.05581 |
96 |
81 |
9 |
6 |
2222 |
He moved to 324 Lake St. Tap the motif of Beethoven's Fifth and he'll open for sure. |
1.2188 |
0.04957 |
96 |
78 |
15 |
3 |
2223 |
No thanks, I'm with her. |
1.2188 |
0.05961 |
96 |
83 |
5 |
8 |
2224 |
Hello, my name is Jimmy. I wanted to have 10 minutes of your time to speak to you about Jesus Christ, and the after life. |
1.2188 |
0.04730 |
96 |
77 |
17 |
2 |
2225 |
What took you so long?! He's in the garage. |
1.2188 |
0.05381 |
96 |
80 |
11 |
5 |
2226 |
You just missed him. Maybe come back around 3 this afternoon? |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
2227 |
I'm gonna kill my sister for setting up this blind date. |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
2228 |
Old school, huh? The other boy that used to cut my lawn had a gas mower. |
1.2188 |
0.04492 |
96 |
76 |
19 |
1 |
2229 |
Thanks, but I've already registered to vote. |
1.2188 |
0.04957 |
96 |
78 |
15 |
3 |
2230 |
Any chance you got the wrong address? |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
2231 |
Oh. You're looking for my husband. He's in the study with one of his interns. |
1.2188 |
0.05581 |
96 |
81 |
9 |
6 |
2232 |
No,no, you misunderstood, I said my pumpkin pie is something to die for. |
1.2188 |
0.05581 |
96 |
81 |
9 |
6 |
2233 |
The white is an improvement, but you still look too grim. |
1.2188 |
0.04730 |
96 |
77 |
17 |
2 |
2234 |
Makes sense. And how is climate change affecting heaven? |
1.2188 |
0.05774 |
96 |
82 |
7 |
7 |
2235 |
You're late. Dinner's cold. |
1.2188 |
0.05581 |
96 |
81 |
9 |
6 |
2236 |
Well, you're early. |
1.2188 |
0.04730 |
96 |
77 |
17 |
2 |
2237 |
I don’t care how good a letter opener it is. I’m not interested. |
1.2188 |
0.05381 |
96 |
80 |
11 |
5 |
2238 |
Well it's about time. He's at the podium now. |
1.2188 |
0.05381 |
96 |
80 |
11 |
5 |
2239 |
So, which candidate are you supposed to be? |
1.2188 |
0.05381 |
96 |
80 |
11 |
5 |
2240 |
Yeah, right. |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
2241 |
Well, speak up! I haven't got all day, you know! |
1.2188 |
0.05381 |
96 |
80 |
11 |
5 |
2242 |
I saw your ad on Craigslist. Where's the body? |
1.2188 |
0.05381 |
96 |
80 |
11 |
5 |
2243 |
Nice try, Arthur. We're not going to Burning Man. |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
2244 |
Sorry, but we already have lawn care. |
1.2188 |
0.04957 |
96 |
78 |
15 |
3 |
2245 |
Skype. I said I want to learn to skype. |
1.2165 |
0.05330 |
97 |
81 |
11 |
5 |
2246 |
Well, the politically incorrect side of me is terrified. |
1.2165 |
0.05124 |
97 |
80 |
13 |
4 |
2247 |
Howard, I think you're not getting the point of role playing. |
1.2165 |
0.05124 |
97 |
80 |
13 |
4 |
2248 |
I would scream but my neighbors would kill me. |
1.2165 |
0.05330 |
97 |
81 |
11 |
5 |
2249 |
Really, you're going door to door as a "reapest'? |
1.2165 |
0.05330 |
97 |
81 |
11 |
5 |
2250 |
Sorry, I am voting for Hillary. |
1.2165 |
0.05330 |
97 |
81 |
11 |
5 |
2251 |
Identity theft is no joke, young man |
1.2165 |
0.05124 |
97 |
80 |
13 |
4 |
2252 |
I liked you better as a clown. |
1.2165 |
0.04687 |
97 |
78 |
17 |
2 |
2253 |
By the way, I can see your face. |
1.2165 |
0.04687 |
97 |
78 |
17 |
2 |
2254 |
I already gave to the Trump campaign. |
1.2165 |
0.04910 |
97 |
79 |
15 |
3 |
2255 |
So, is grim now passe, or is this just a casual Friday? |
1.2165 |
0.04910 |
97 |
79 |
15 |
3 |
2256 |
Sorry, my husband does the gardening. |
1.2165 |
0.05528 |
97 |
82 |
9 |
6 |
2257 |
Well, yes the Cubs are normally ready for you this time of year . . . |
1.2165 |
0.05330 |
97 |
81 |
11 |
5 |
2258 |
First, do everyone a favor and kill that fashion statement! |
1.2165 |
0.05124 |
97 |
80 |
13 |
4 |
2259 |
No, I'm voting for Clinton! |
1.2165 |
0.05528 |
97 |
82 |
9 |
6 |
2260 |
For this I put on stockings? |
1.2165 |
0.04910 |
97 |
79 |
15 |
3 |
2261 |
You are late, he's with Trump |
1.2143 |
0.05280 |
98 |
82 |
11 |
5 |
2262 |
You be careful......wearing that hoodie is dangerous! |
1.2128 |
0.05634 |
94 |
80 |
8 |
6 |
2263 |
Sorry, he's out of town. |
1.2128 |
0.05634 |
94 |
80 |
8 |
6 |
2264 |
Wait until the electoral college results are in. |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
2265 |
So, how was your holiday? |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
2266 |
Didn't you hear? It's dangerous to wear hoodies in public. |
1.2128 |
0.05634 |
94 |
80 |
8 |
6 |
2267 |
I agree with the Co-op Board. You're an undesirable. |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
2268 |
No, I don't want to buy your life insurance. |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2269 |
Henry, enough with the carpe diem routines....I'll be ready in two minutes! |
1.2128 |
0.05427 |
94 |
79 |
10 |
5 |
2270 |
I know that sniffle! |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2271 |
Hoodies are so last year. |
1.2128 |
0.05427 |
94 |
79 |
10 |
5 |
2272 |
He just left. |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2273 |
At least give me a moment to call 911. I've got a meat loaf in the oven. |
1.2128 |
0.05427 |
94 |
79 |
10 |
5 |
2274 |
It's a good thing your father didn't live to see this. |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2275 |
Wrong address! |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2276 |
I can see your heart isn't in it. |
1.2128 |
0.04505 |
94 |
75 |
18 |
1 |
2277 |
I'm glad it is you and not a clown. |
1.2128 |
0.05427 |
94 |
79 |
10 |
5 |
2278 |
Hell now offers casual Fridays? I'm still not interested. |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
2279 |
I don't care if its Casual Friday; I want some pomp in my passing! |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2280 |
You can borrow the cup of sugar but I'm not comfortable with the pound of soul. |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
2281 |
Are you sure it's not my husband you're here to see? |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2282 |
Who are you, Death Takes a Holiday? |
1.2128 |
0.05634 |
94 |
80 |
8 |
6 |
2283 |
This generation is going to kill me |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
2284 |
Well mom you did say I should move out and get a life |
1.2128 |
0.05634 |
94 |
80 |
8 |
6 |
2285 |
Are the stars out tonight? I don't care if it's cloudy or bright, because I only have scythes for you! |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2286 |
No...I don't want to go running with you! |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2287 |
Johnny can't play Grim Rapper today. |
1.2128 |
0.05634 |
94 |
80 |
8 |
6 |
2288 |
My husband has already left for work. |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
2289 |
You don't look very grim to me. |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2290 |
Please tell Donald I don't care. I'm voting for Hillary. |
1.2128 |
0.05427 |
94 |
79 |
10 |
5 |
2291 |
Fluffy or Ira? |
1.2128 |
0.05634 |
94 |
80 |
8 |
6 |
2292 |
Not going anywhere with 'The Casual Reaper.' |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
2293 |
Later. I've got three loads going and the linoleum is still wet. |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2294 |
I never did care much for Casual Fridays. |
1.2128 |
0.05427 |
94 |
79 |
10 |
5 |
2295 |
I'm sorry, we don't accept door to door soliciting. |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
2296 |
Casual Friday, huh? |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
2297 |
"Oh, him? He's too old and tired to climb the stairs.'' |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2298 |
This isn't what I meant when I said "take me places." |
1.2128 |
0.05634 |
94 |
80 |
8 |
6 |
2299 |
But you aren't Mark Zuckerberg, are you... |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2300 |
He's walking the dog, he'll be back in a half hour. |
1.2128 |
0.04505 |
94 |
75 |
18 |
1 |
2301 |
Wow, Amazon do everything these days. |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2302 |
He's still working n his bucket list. |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
2303 |
Why don't you come back when it's not casual Friday. |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
2304 |
Why on earth are you wearing a hoodie inside? People might think you are up to no good. |
1.2128 |
0.05427 |
94 |
79 |
10 |
5 |
2305 |
It's about time! He's in bathroom. |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
2306 |
Does it buy me any more time if I invest in your startup? |
1.2128 |
0.05427 |
94 |
79 |
10 |
5 |
2307 |
He's not home now, but you can try back in a couple of hours. |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2308 |
You should've called ahead. Harry's in Positano with his new floozy. |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2309 |
So, my decision to cancel Casual Fridays has come back to haunt me, has it? |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
2310 |
I'm sorry, but I'm just not interested in traveling to alternative worlds. |
1.2128 |
0.05634 |
94 |
80 |
8 |
6 |
2311 |
He's in the bathroom, but coffee's on if you can spare 20 minutes. |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
2312 |
I've never been so insulted! Come back for me after you've changed into something less 'rapper' and more 'Reaper.' |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
2313 |
Are you the death of pumpkin soy latte? |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2314 |
uh...that's what you wore to work today? |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
2315 |
Jeez Carl, you look like death! |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
2316 |
Can you come back after my hair appointment tomorrow? |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
2317 |
You're not fooling anyone. |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2318 |
Is this GOP headquarters?...It's time. |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
2319 |
You think YOU had a grim day? |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2320 |
Trump campaign headquarters? |
1.2128 |
0.05427 |
94 |
79 |
10 |
5 |
2321 |
No thank you, I'm not interested in buying a life insurance policy. |
1.2128 |
0.05427 |
94 |
79 |
10 |
5 |
2322 |
Look, I told you, come Wednesday,November 9th! |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
2323 |
So that's your only problem with this... the fact that I'm not wearing a black robe? |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2324 |
This is our last date! |
1.2128 |
0.05634 |
94 |
80 |
8 |
6 |
2325 |
"I'll give you fifty bucks to cut both the front and back yards". |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2326 |
You are early, let me get my pocketbook can we get Chinese food my name is Karen By the way. I don't usually get much of a response on these dating sites are you cold why are the cats hiding...... |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
2327 |
You're late. The Donald is already gone. |
1.2128 |
0.05634 |
94 |
80 |
8 |
6 |
2328 |
Sorry, you're in the wrong 'hood. You need to go down two blocks and cross the River Styx. |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
2329 |
No, I'm not interested in buying any subscriptions to Dead People magazine. |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2330 |
Of course. Makes sense. As a high school English teacher I always knew my end would somehow include a snarky teenager. Touché young man, touché. |
1.2128 |
0.05833 |
94 |
81 |
6 |
7 |
2331 |
It's about time! I've been calling you since the primary season first started! |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2332 |
Casual Friday in the nertherworld? |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
2333 |
You kill me!You just kill me! |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2334 |
He's not here right now. Come back tomorrow. |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2335 |
Come back later. He's at work right now. |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
2336 |
So, I see death doesn't even have a dress code these days... |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
2337 |
No, nobody named Sam Sung here. |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2338 |
Business casual will be the death of me. |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
2339 |
You appear in one Ingmar Bergman film and one Woody Allen film and so now you think you don't have to dress for dinner? |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
2340 |
My mother left this morning. |
1.2128 |
0.05427 |
94 |
79 |
10 |
5 |
2341 |
Well if he wants me to nag him to death... |
1.2128 |
0.05634 |
94 |
80 |
8 |
6 |
2342 |
Oh Leonard, I've told you to cut it out, scythes don't matter. |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2343 |
Are you flirting with me? |
1.2128 |
0.05634 |
94 |
80 |
8 |
6 |
2344 |
So, you're not getting the riding mower? |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
2345 |
Must be Casual Friday in The Underworld. |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2346 |
Wait here, I need to feed my cats |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2347 |
Sorry, George Zimmerman no longer lives here. |
1.2128 |
0.05634 |
94 |
80 |
8 |
6 |
2348 |
You'll work for souls? |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2349 |
I don't care if the cleaners did lose your robe. I'm not coming. |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
2350 |
Well, it's about time. This outfit has been asking for it since the 60s. |
1.2128 |
0.05427 |
94 |
79 |
10 |
5 |
2351 |
And don't come back until you've got Donald Trump! |
1.2128 |
0.05833 |
94 |
81 |
6 |
7 |
2352 |
A bit heavy handed to get me to vote for your candidate! |
1.2128 |
0.05427 |
94 |
79 |
10 |
5 |
2353 |
Through the door it sounded more like 'Jim Greeber'. |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
2354 |
You better take that hoodie off, or people to think you're up to no good. |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
2355 |
Sorry, she just moved to Florida... |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2356 |
Easy, tiger! I haven't gotten this kinky since Grad School... |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
2357 |
I should have known. The Bummed Reaper. |
1.2128 |
0.05427 |
94 |
79 |
10 |
5 |
2358 |
You do seem more relaxed since you took that holiday. |
1.2128 |
0.04505 |
94 |
75 |
18 |
1 |
2359 |
You look older than your picture. |
1.2128 |
0.05833 |
94 |
81 |
6 |
7 |
2360 |
Oh, you want to see Grandma? She's right down the...Wait a second... |
1.2128 |
0.05833 |
94 |
81 |
6 |
7 |
2361 |
Sorry, he has already departed. |
1.2128 |
0.05427 |
94 |
79 |
10 |
5 |
2362 |
Sorry, this is my husband's night out with the Boys. |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
2363 |
So this is what dating on line sends me! |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2364 |
Do you have a moment to meet our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ? |
1.2128 |
0.05427 |
94 |
79 |
10 |
5 |
2365 |
Oh, it's only you, Death. I was afraid that it was a socialist." |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
2366 |
Ugh, another iPhone upgrade? |
1.2128 |
0.05427 |
94 |
79 |
10 |
5 |
2367 |
I've come to pick up the couch potato. |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2368 |
So what happened, they ran out of Trump costumes already; and Hillary wasn't scary enough? |
1.2128 |
0.05427 |
94 |
79 |
10 |
5 |
2369 |
He's still in bed. I couldn't wake him up. Could you come back later? |
1.2128 |
0.05634 |
94 |
80 |
8 |
6 |
2370 |
Life got you down? |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2371 |
I'm busy now. Could you come back later? |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2372 |
No, he can't come out and play |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2373 |
Well I'm his wife and I say no way he's dying on casual Friday! |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
2374 |
Uh, this is a "Stand Your Ground" state you know. |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2375 |
No, Grunge Reaper is NOT a thing. |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
2376 |
Hi. Does civil political discourse live here? |
1.2128 |
0.05427 |
94 |
79 |
10 |
5 |
2377 |
For a Reaper, you're not that grim. |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
2378 |
Aren't you worried the hoodie might set people off? |
1.2128 |
0.05427 |
94 |
79 |
10 |
5 |
2379 |
Oh, she's in 3B |
1.2105 |
0.04708 |
95 |
77 |
16 |
2 |
2380 |
If I told you once, I have told you twice! Do not bring your work home with you. |
1.2043 |
0.04727 |
93 |
76 |
15 |
2 |
2381 |
You need to take off your shoes and scythe before you come in. |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2382 |
I think he lives at Trump Tower. |
1.2043 |
0.05418 |
93 |
79 |
9 |
5 |
2383 |
I'd really like to go out with you tonight, but I'm dead tired. |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2384 |
Just wait 'til your father gets home. |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2385 |
He can't see you right now - he's buried in work. |
1.2043 |
0.04727 |
93 |
76 |
15 |
2 |
2386 |
No, Billy, I still haven't washed your black one |
1.2043 |
0.04473 |
93 |
75 |
17 |
1 |
2387 |
You're here to repossess *what*? |
1.2043 |
0.04727 |
93 |
76 |
15 |
2 |
2388 |
Mow your lawn for 10 bucks? |
1.2043 |
0.04727 |
93 |
76 |
15 |
2 |
2389 |
You don't have to be so casual about it. |
1.2043 |
0.04727 |
93 |
76 |
15 |
2 |
2390 |
I don't think casual Fridays applies to Immortal Archetypes. |
1.2043 |
0.05630 |
93 |
80 |
7 |
6 |
2391 |
You're not bringing that thing on our date, are you? |
1.2043 |
0.04727 |
93 |
76 |
15 |
2 |
2392 |
It's the toilet in the master bathroom. |
1.2043 |
0.05418 |
93 |
79 |
9 |
5 |
2393 |
He'll be back in 20 minutes. Care to wait? Coffee? |
1.2043 |
0.05418 |
93 |
79 |
9 |
5 |
2394 |
'Dress down Friday?' |
1.2043 |
0.05418 |
93 |
79 |
9 |
5 |
2395 |
And after you finish the front yard you can work on the side yard. |
1.2043 |
0.04727 |
93 |
76 |
15 |
2 |
2396 |
This is 9E. You want 9B. |
1.2043 |
0.05418 |
93 |
79 |
9 |
5 |
2397 |
Why don't you pick up your stuff after the funeral? |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2398 |
What's next, seersucker? |
1.2043 |
0.04727 |
93 |
76 |
15 |
2 |
2399 |
None of the other Uber drivers have ever come to the door before... |
1.2043 |
0.05418 |
93 |
79 |
9 |
5 |
2400 |
He's out jogging. |
1.2043 |
0.04473 |
93 |
75 |
17 |
1 |
2401 |
Didn't anyone ever tell you to dress up if you want to take a woman out? |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2402 |
Be humane. Wait til Half Time. |
1.2043 |
0.04727 |
93 |
76 |
15 |
2 |
2403 |
If I find out that girl you were with is still alive in the morning; you're grounded. |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2404 |
And who do you think you are? |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2405 |
I don't care WHO you are, you're not coming in without taking off those shoes first! |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2406 |
Halloween really separates the wheat from the chaff. |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2407 |
So, This is why you dropped out of school? |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2408 |
Thank God you're here; the mouse is driving me crazy. |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2409 |
I guess you're not worried about second impressions |
1.2043 |
0.04727 |
93 |
76 |
15 |
2 |
2410 |
"Sorry, but I'm really having a bad day. Could you knock on my neighbor's door? He intends to vote for you-know-who. |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2411 |
I'm not interested in your death startup. |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2412 |
Too late, I've been dead for decades! |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2413 |
Fess up. Who have you been reaping with? |
1.2043 |
0.05418 |
93 |
79 |
9 |
5 |
2414 |
Oh, sure you were just out for a walk-- I can smell the souls on your breath from here. |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2415 |
You forgot to get milk. |
1.2043 |
0.05630 |
93 |
80 |
7 |
6 |
2416 |
Well, I'm glad I'm not the only one who didn't dress for the occasion. |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2417 |
wrong door! |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2418 |
Well, I suppose I'd pay quite a lot, but can it cut through a tin can? |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2419 |
Sorry, you're too late. I already signed up to be an organ donor. |
1.2043 |
0.04727 |
93 |
76 |
15 |
2 |
2420 |
Shoes off, please |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2421 |
I expect he'll be back around seven. |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2422 |
Sorry, I've given up refined carbs. You can try me again in 2073. |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2423 |
Tsk, tsk. White after Labor Day? |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2424 |
I flossed for this. |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2425 |
Forget your open carry permit? |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2426 |
Wipe your shoes and your scythe before you come in. |
1.2043 |
0.04727 |
93 |
76 |
15 |
2 |
2427 |
This is not the kind of role-play I had in mind. |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2428 |
I will not depart this veil of tears on a casual Friday. |
1.2043 |
0.05630 |
93 |
80 |
7 |
6 |
2429 |
I would rate that "Somewhat Funny". |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2430 |
This is an apartment. We don't have grass. |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2431 |
Mr. Bergman lives in apartment 42C. |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2432 |
Well, what exactly would you cut? |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2433 |
Next time don't knock, use the doorbell like everyone else. |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2434 |
If you're going to be late coming home, be sure to give us a heads-up. |
1.2043 |
0.05418 |
93 |
79 |
9 |
5 |
2435 |
So that annoying sniffing sound when he starts to speak isn't just a cold or allergy! |
1.2043 |
0.05418 |
93 |
79 |
9 |
5 |
2436 |
Why so grim, reaper? |
1.2043 |
0.04727 |
93 |
76 |
15 |
2 |
2437 |
Is this some creepy maneuver to get me to exercise? |
1.2043 |
0.04727 |
93 |
76 |
15 |
2 |
2438 |
Death, don't be so damned proud. |
1.2043 |
0.04727 |
93 |
76 |
15 |
2 |
2439 |
He's not here now. Can you leave your card? |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2440 |
No one by that name lives here. |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2441 |
Can Billy come out and play? |
1.2043 |
0.05418 |
93 |
79 |
9 |
5 |
2442 |
Actually, I prefer to cut the ornamental grasses in the spring. |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2443 |
Is that a new scythe? |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2444 |
I'm canvassing undecided voters. |
1.2043 |
0.05418 |
93 |
79 |
9 |
5 |
2445 |
I don't care that your phone, car and friends all died—you broke your curfew. |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2446 |
No no no... I ordered a "Large SIZE"... and where's my salad? Damn Millennials... |
1.2043 |
0.04727 |
93 |
76 |
15 |
2 |
2447 |
Well, if it isn't the Doofus of Doom! |
1.2043 |
0.05630 |
93 |
80 |
7 |
6 |
2448 |
I need to see proof of citizenship. |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2449 |
Wrong! I told you this year it's creepy clown. |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2450 |
Well of course you're death, wearing a hoodie in THIS neighborhood? |
1.2043 |
0.04473 |
93 |
75 |
17 |
1 |
2451 |
I have no candy for you. |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2452 |
I don't have a treat so let's see your trick. |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2453 |
Guess I'm at death's door |
1.2043 |
0.04727 |
93 |
76 |
15 |
2 |
2454 |
I changed my mind. Hillary is winning. |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2455 |
ECO-friendly lawn care...well it's about time! |
1.2043 |
0.04727 |
93 |
76 |
15 |
2 |
2456 |
I gather you're not here to collaborate. |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2457 |
At least you're not a scary clown. |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2458 |
How was "Hell Week"? |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2459 |
Let me get my bong. |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2460 |
Just a sec--- let me grab my purse |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2461 |
Finally you show up! My husband is down the hall. |
1.2043 |
0.05418 |
93 |
79 |
9 |
5 |
2462 |
No clown, no candy |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2463 |
I knew I should have watched my cholesterol! |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2464 |
You're right, if you had your scythe in the picture I wouldn't have swiped right. |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2465 |
Not now! |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2466 |
Hey, Kevin. |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2467 |
I don't care who you are! You're not coming in here with those dirty shoes! |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2468 |
aren`t you early ! |
1.2043 |
0.05418 |
93 |
79 |
9 |
5 |
2469 |
You're not in uniform. I'm going to have to see some I.D. |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2470 |
Just missed him |
1.2043 |
0.05630 |
93 |
80 |
7 |
6 |
2471 |
She's not here...I'll tell her you stopped by. |
1.2043 |
0.05418 |
93 |
79 |
9 |
5 |
2472 |
I'm afraid he's gone to a higher place. |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2473 |
He said he'll meet up with you later…he's dressed as a clown. |
1.2021 |
0.05365 |
94 |
80 |
9 |
5 |
2474 |
"So what can I do on this fine morning for the most half-assed grim reaper ever? |
1.2021 |
0.05147 |
94 |
79 |
11 |
4 |
2475 |
The Grim Groper--is that you Donald? |
1.2021 |
0.05574 |
94 |
81 |
7 |
6 |
2476 |
You are too late. He passed on last week. |
1.2021 |
0.04430 |
94 |
76 |
17 |
1 |
2477 |
My husband's out, but I'll call his cell and get him right back for you. |
1.2021 |
0.04430 |
94 |
76 |
17 |
1 |
2478 |
Your online dating profile say's your someone to die for. |
1.2021 |
0.04920 |
94 |
78 |
13 |
3 |
2479 |
Wrong apartment, the millineals are two doors down. |
1.2021 |
0.05147 |
94 |
79 |
11 |
4 |
2480 |
I already have solar panels. |
1.2021 |
0.05574 |
94 |
81 |
7 |
6 |
2481 |
There may well be a minimum number of boxes your daughter need to sell, but I still think you're being a bit heavy handed. |
1.2021 |
0.04682 |
94 |
77 |
15 |
2 |
2482 |
You seem to have lost the will to kill. |
1.2021 |
0.04682 |
94 |
77 |
15 |
2 |
2483 |
You look exactly like your profile photo. |
1.2021 |
0.04920 |
94 |
78 |
13 |
3 |
2484 |
It's like I keep telling ya, All Lives Matter! |
1.2021 |
0.04682 |
94 |
77 |
15 |
2 |
2485 |
You're to late. The clown beat you to him. He's in the back. |
1.2021 |
0.04430 |
94 |
76 |
17 |
1 |
2486 |
Not today. My son cut the grass. |
1.2021 |
0.04682 |
94 |
77 |
15 |
2 |
2487 |
Really? This is what you are wearing to Career Day? |
1.2021 |
0.05365 |
94 |
80 |
9 |
5 |
2488 |
Now I see why they 'Don't Fear the Reaper'. |
1.2021 |
0.04920 |
94 |
78 |
13 |
3 |
2489 |
Trump for President I presume |
1.2021 |
0.05365 |
94 |
80 |
9 |
5 |
2490 |
You're a day late. He died yesterday. |
1.2021 |
0.04920 |
94 |
78 |
13 |
3 |
2491 |
Is Death taking a fashion holiday? |
1.2021 |
0.05365 |
94 |
80 |
9 |
5 |
2492 |
I thought you'd be dressed better. |
1.2021 |
0.04430 |
94 |
76 |
17 |
1 |
2493 |
No, I would not like to contribute to your high school's marching band's trip to Washington, DC. |
1.2021 |
0.05147 |
94 |
79 |
11 |
4 |
2494 |
Come in! I hope you brought my new glasses. |
1.2021 |
0.05365 |
94 |
80 |
9 |
5 |
2495 |
He took up jogging to IMPROVE his health... |
1.2000 |
0.05097 |
95 |
80 |
11 |
4 |
2496 |
Thanks. I already voted by absentee ballot. |
1.2000 |
0.05097 |
95 |
80 |
11 |
4 |
2497 |
You just missed him, he checked out last week. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2498 |
If you want people to invite you in, you might want to reconsider the hoodie. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2499 |
Yes, I am voting for Mr. Trump |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2500 |
Collecting? |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2501 |
You don't scare me--'Drop dead, yourself!' |
1.1978 |
0.05463 |
91 |
78 |
8 |
5 |
2502 |
Come in or you'll catch your death. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2503 |
I work for Amazon now. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2504 |
Can’t you just cheerfully and willingly cut the grass and bag the leaves like I asked? |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2505 |
Don't you people keep records? I already donated to the Clinton campaign. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2506 |
We be not proud, I see. |
1.1978 |
0.05463 |
91 |
78 |
8 |
5 |
2507 |
Herbert --stop procrastinating and just mow the lawn! |
1.1978 |
0.05463 |
91 |
78 |
8 |
5 |
2508 |
What really kills me is how lazy you look. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2509 |
OK. I'll lose the turtleneck. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2510 |
Well, Death takes a staycation! |
1.1978 |
0.05463 |
91 |
78 |
8 |
5 |
2511 |
When you said you had a steady job, this wasn't what I had in mind. |
1.1978 |
0.04480 |
91 |
74 |
16 |
1 |
2512 |
I don't care if "athleisure is a real thing" - I expect Death to wear a clean robe and a hard shoe. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2513 |
I thought you were doing "Teach for America" on your gap year. |
1.1978 |
0.05463 |
91 |
78 |
8 |
5 |
2514 |
I see Casual Friday truly knows no bounds. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2515 |
What do you mean, this will be the last time you'll be trimming my lawn? |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2516 |
When I said I'd rather die than exercise, I meant no exercise in the next life, too. |
1.1978 |
0.04480 |
91 |
74 |
16 |
1 |
2517 |
Sorry, I gave generously at the office. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2518 |
So, you must be my daughter’s new boo. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2519 |
' I'd love to Jack. Let me get my costume. It is Jack, isn't it?' |
1.1978 |
0.04199 |
91 |
73 |
18 |
0 |
2520 |
Let me guess - hoodie, sweatpants, slip on loafers... Are you the "millenial" reaper? Great Halloween costume! |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2521 |
No Mrs. Goldstein is next door. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2522 |
'Casual Friday' has now totally jumped the shark. |
1.1978 |
0.05682 |
91 |
79 |
6 |
6 |
2523 |
You're looking for Mr. Zimmerman, I presume? |
1.1978 |
0.05463 |
91 |
78 |
8 |
5 |
2524 |
A rappin' reaper? Not here; maybe Brooklyn. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2525 |
No Scooby, we've all retired, remember? |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2526 |
I already told you, my husband's not home yet. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2527 |
Halloween isn't until November 28. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2528 |
He's hiding under the table. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2529 |
This new look might not go over too well with your core demographic. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2530 |
You look more grimy than grim. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2531 |
You really expect me to take you back after what you did to my cat? |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2532 |
Well your dinner's stone cold again. Your father's going to kill you. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2533 |
That's my meatloaf burning, so make it fast. |
1.1978 |
0.04480 |
91 |
74 |
16 |
1 |
2534 |
If you ask me, this casual Friday thing is getting out of control. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2535 |
If you are so inevitable, then everyone can certainly wait until you have cleaned your room. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2536 |
Business casual standards sure have gone to hell. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2537 |
I already told the twenty people who called... I'M REGISTERED TO VOTE! |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2538 |
The Grim Slacker? |
1.1978 |
0.04480 |
91 |
74 |
16 |
1 |
2539 |
What the heck is this - casual death Friday? |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2540 |
Is that a smile I see on your face? |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2541 |
I know it's you Donald. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2542 |
Hey Brad, it's another empty suit selling insurance |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2543 |
You are little late I took the sleeping pills 24 hours ago. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2544 |
Are you going to actually mow the lawn or are you just doing it "ironically"? |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2545 |
You're late! He's in the living room. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2546 |
He's not here. He's campaigning for your candidate. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2547 |
Whaddya mean you got sent home from school for wearing a hood!? |
1.1978 |
0.05463 |
91 |
78 |
8 |
5 |
2548 |
We had our lawn cut yesterday |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2549 |
Casual Friday? You got to be kidding. |
1.1978 |
0.04480 |
91 |
74 |
16 |
1 |
2550 |
I was surprised they matched us but my friend claims she found G-d thru the same site. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2551 |
Well, at least your not a creepy clown. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2552 |
No, I can't say that I'm familiar with that Eagle merit badge project. |
1.1978 |
0.05463 |
91 |
78 |
8 |
5 |
2553 |
Sackcloth cloaks are just so medieval. I get more done in the sweatpants. |
1.1978 |
0.04480 |
91 |
74 |
16 |
1 |
2554 |
I don't care if you are a millennial. I still get to decide when my life is over. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2555 |
Trim reaper? Yeah, I'm not buying it. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2556 |
And how exactly does this make you an entrepreneur? |
1.1978 |
0.05682 |
91 |
79 |
6 |
6 |
2557 |
Finally you're here. I've got some clowns in the back yard that I need you take care of. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2558 |
I can see through your disguise, Mr. Trump |
1.1978 |
0.05893 |
91 |
80 |
4 |
7 |
2559 |
If you're really the Grim Reaper, you'd better wipe that stupid grin off of your face! |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2560 |
Sorry not tonight, I've got ladies Bingo. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2561 |
Does the white uniform come with a different outcome? |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2562 |
Can't you read?...NO SOLICITORS! |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2563 |
What, you couldn’t wait ‘til I lost my virginity? |
1.1978 |
0.05463 |
91 |
78 |
8 |
5 |
2564 |
And where exactly do you plan on grabbing me? |
1.1978 |
0.05463 |
91 |
78 |
8 |
5 |
2565 |
Lose the hoodie. Are you trying to get yourself killed? |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2566 |
It's just that I expected a bit more when he said he'd call for backup. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2567 |
I'm not leaving with you dressed like THAT |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2568 |
I really hope your here for trick or treat. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2569 |
Well, if it isn't the Dude Reaper! |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2570 |
He'll get tired of you too. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2571 |
Some disguise... I can still see your clown face. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2572 |
The flesh on your hand gave you away. |
1.1978 |
0.04480 |
91 |
74 |
16 |
1 |
2573 |
What part of no don't you understand? |
1.1978 |
0.04480 |
91 |
74 |
16 |
1 |
2574 |
Wait til your father gets home! |
1.1978 |
0.04480 |
91 |
74 |
16 |
1 |
2575 |
I'm sorry. I buy everything online. |
1.1978 |
0.05463 |
91 |
78 |
8 |
5 |
2576 |
I'll wait for you to pick up your dry cleaning. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2577 |
Trick or treat---huh---let me guess, a Russian hacker? |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2578 |
If you want causal death, you've got the wrong girl. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2579 |
My dad sent me. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2580 |
I was thinking of a more natural pest control method. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2581 |
NO, I SAID MY HUSBAND ACTS LIKE HE'S DEAD IN BED, NOT HE'S IS DEAD IN BED. |
1.1978 |
0.05463 |
91 |
78 |
8 |
5 |
2582 |
I SAID no substitutes. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2583 |
Pretty grim, Irving, not scaring me a bit. Go reap some weeds behind the shed. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2584 |
Let me guess, your Halloween costume is death of a salesman. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2585 |
Let me guess...the Grim Rapper? |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2586 |
Herb, I know the Yankees and Mets are both out of the postseason, but don't you think you're being just a little overdramatic? |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2587 |
Whatever my ass! |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2588 |
First impressions Grim... First impressions. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2589 |
You look a lot taller in your profile picture. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2590 |
Got rid of Bob myself... so, don't just gape at me, wipe your feet and come on in big guy. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2591 |
Maybe a blind date on Halloween was not such a great idea. |
1.1978 |
0.05682 |
91 |
79 |
6 |
6 |
2592 |
We don't need you anymore; we have Trump. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2593 |
Your husband may be expecting me. I understand he was given 48 hours to live about two days ago. |
1.1978 |
0.05682 |
91 |
79 |
6 |
6 |
2594 |
Okay, I get it--I'll hit the gym tomorrow. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2595 |
To be honest, after the week I've had, this will be a scythe of relief. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2596 |
No soliciting. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2597 |
Since when do you observe Casual Fridays? |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2598 |
My jealous husband said you might be stopping by. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2599 |
I'm literally dead. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2600 |
Do we owe this visit to Obamacare? |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2601 |
Aren't you supposed to knock? |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2602 |
My therapist said I should start dressing for the job I want. |
1.1978 |
0.05463 |
91 |
78 |
8 |
5 |
2603 |
This is why I hate Casual Fridays. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2604 |
Do you ever feel you might be compensating for something? |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2605 |
Well, Jinkies! It's the Casual Reaper... |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2606 |
So I'm suppose to believe you're the Grim Reaper and it's casual Friday |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2607 |
He doesn't want to be disturbed. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2608 |
Your home empty handed Again!? |
1.1978 |
0.05463 |
91 |
78 |
8 |
5 |
2609 |
Does this mean athleisure is dead? |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2610 |
I could really reap the benefits of a peephole. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2611 |
Maybe I'd be concerned if you weren't wearing sneakers. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2612 |
I was afraid you were going to miss dinner. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2613 |
Do you have an appointment? |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2614 |
It had better just be a phase! |
1.1978 |
0.04480 |
91 |
74 |
16 |
1 |
2615 |
Thank heaven you are not a clown! |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2616 |
Freelancer? |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2617 |
I just need a butter knife. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2618 |
No, I'm the one who's supposed to be comfortable. |
1.1978 |
0.05463 |
91 |
78 |
8 |
5 |
2619 |
I don't have any candy, but feel free to take my life. |
1.1978 |
0.05463 |
91 |
78 |
8 |
5 |
2620 |
Emily says she's busy and she can't stop for you. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2621 |
Sure, but where's my pizza? |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2622 |
You're at the wrong address. My ex is now living at 24 Dawson Drive which isn't far from here. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2623 |
I just needed to borrow a butter knife. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2624 |
As if creepy clowns aren't bad enough. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2625 |
Look, you're not going to get me to go on a morning run with you. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2626 |
Did you fail your concealed permit test AGAIN!! |
1.1978 |
0.04480 |
91 |
74 |
16 |
1 |
2627 |
She's in the back, and make it quick. |
1.1978 |
0.05463 |
91 |
78 |
8 |
5 |
2628 |
Bring back some of those nice bludbery muffins from Magnolia's and kill Mrs. Cohen. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2629 |
Relax, I've come for your wardrobe. |
1.1978 |
0.05463 |
91 |
78 |
8 |
5 |
2630 |
Lemme guess. Dying for some exercise? |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2631 |
So your stage name is what now, The Grim Rapper? |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2632 |
So what are you wearing for Halloween? |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2633 |
Did I miss an Adobe update? |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2634 |
You want to grab me by the what? |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2635 |
"Wait, I have'nt voted yet". |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2636 |
What? It's not like I'm going to the funeral. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2637 |
How can you be so casual about people dying? |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2638 |
No, you've got the address wrong. She's in apartment 12. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2639 |
If I knew you were going to wear those shoes I never would have swiped right... |
1.1978 |
0.05682 |
91 |
79 |
6 |
6 |
2640 |
Is your dad on holiday? |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2641 |
If Hilary wins, what is your costume going to be? |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2642 |
I hadn't realized you observe Casual Fridays. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2643 |
Yup, that's what he was wearing. I'll be right back with your check. |
1.1978 |
0.05463 |
91 |
78 |
8 |
5 |
2644 |
It finally dawned on me why you come every year without a trick or treat bag. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2645 |
You used that to cut back the petunias? You're killing me. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2646 |
He isn't here, he's already gone. |
1.1978 |
0.05463 |
91 |
78 |
8 |
5 |
2647 |
So Hell is freezing over? |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2648 |
Candygram. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2649 |
I knew you sometimes come early, but underdressed as well? |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2650 |
He's on the golf course. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2651 |
No, I'm pretty sure your mom said "why don't you size up the new neighbors." |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2652 |
Casual day at work? |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2653 |
Get a job, Morty. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2654 |
He's watching the debate, but you can come in and wait for him.... |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2655 |
I'm not shuffling off this mortal coil to go with the Laid-Back Reaper. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2656 |
Is this about Trick or Treat or The Big Sleep? |
1.1978 |
0.05463 |
91 |
78 |
8 |
5 |
2657 |
More like the Grim _Creeper_, if you want my opinion. |
1.1978 |
0.04480 |
91 |
74 |
16 |
1 |
2658 |
I know it's Halloween, but your father's still annoyed that you borrowed his scythe without asking. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2659 |
It's Halloween: since when does The Grim Reaper wear white after Labor Day? |
1.1978 |
0.05463 |
91 |
78 |
8 |
5 |
2660 |
You just missed that deadbeat. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2661 |
Come back with a REAL lawn mower! |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2662 |
This casual Friday nonsense has gotten out of hand. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2663 |
I heard you had rebranded yourself for a better social media image. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2664 |
The election's over, Vladimir. Why so grim? |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2665 |
Let's revisit this discussion on November 9th. |
1.1978 |
0.05463 |
91 |
78 |
8 |
5 |
2666 |
If you'd use the darn lawnmower, the neighbors might accept our dinner invitations. |
1.1978 |
0.05463 |
91 |
78 |
8 |
5 |
2667 |
I don't suppose your casual approach to attire is indicative of a relaxed attitude toward quotas. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2668 |
They outsourced this to the gig economy as well? |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2669 |
Casual Friday or not, I'm getting properly dressed for the occasion. |
1.1978 |
0.05463 |
91 |
78 |
8 |
5 |
2670 |
I'd kill for that hoodie. |
1.1978 |
0.04480 |
91 |
74 |
16 |
1 |
2671 |
No, you may not come in and wait for Tommy. |
1.1978 |
0.05463 |
91 |
78 |
8 |
5 |
2672 |
Really, you get casual Fridays? |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2673 |
You could have at least dressed for the occasion. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2674 |
Try Mr. Hurwitz across the hall. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2675 |
Sorry, but the 'Grandpa Dude' moved into a rest home last week. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2676 |
Are you with Casual Transitions? |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2677 |
I hope you raked up the clippings. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2678 |
Ugh, you're not as tall as you said in your profile. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2679 |
Sorry there are no republicans here |
1.1978 |
0.05463 |
91 |
78 |
8 |
5 |
2680 |
Great, now nothing can kill the activewear trend. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2681 |
Compared to the news, you're child's play. |
1.1978 |
0.04480 |
91 |
74 |
16 |
1 |
2682 |
Let me guess. You're getting out the vote for the Trump campaign. |
1.1978 |
0.05463 |
91 |
78 |
8 |
5 |
2683 |
I'm here to tell you about our Early Bird special! |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2684 |
You know, I've been looking for a better place. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2685 |
Very funny - the lawns' not THAT overgrown. |
1.1978 |
0.04199 |
91 |
73 |
18 |
0 |
2686 |
I thought you said 30 minutes or less. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2687 |
I'm here to delete your account. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2688 |
We're not buying whatever you're selling. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2689 |
Did you use an old picture on your Tinder post? |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2690 |
Death Takes a Laundry Day |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2691 |
Finally, an October surprise with the voter in mind. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2692 |
What type of Pokemon are you? |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2693 |
The police told me to expect a clown. |
1.1978 |
0.05463 |
91 |
78 |
8 |
5 |
2694 |
You looked more lively on your dating profile. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2695 |
You door-to-door salesmen are going to be the death of me. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2696 |
Jason, take off that silly costume and get going on your homework . |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2697 |
Come back on April 15th. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2698 |
What are you reaping about this time? |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2699 |
If you can't see from under that hood of yours, I don't have any candy. |
1.1978 |
0.05463 |
91 |
78 |
8 |
5 |
2700 |
What do you mean he told you "You're fired!" |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2701 |
When you finish the hedgers you can start on the lawn |
1.1978 |
0.05463 |
91 |
78 |
8 |
5 |
2702 |
You look different that your profile picture. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2703 |
I know it ruined your vacation, but I told you TSA wouldn't let that thing through. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2704 |
Igor is sick. He can't go reaping with you today. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2705 |
Don't tell me..."Death in the Hood." |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2706 |
I'd planned to challenge you to a game of chess, but now I'm thinking "Grand Theft Auto"? |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2707 |
I said, you're a grim rapper. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2708 |
Well, it's certainly not casual Friday for me now. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2709 |
No thank you, my husband likes to mow the lawn himself. |
1.1978 |
0.05463 |
91 |
78 |
8 |
5 |
2710 |
Hal,the man from the I.R.S. Is here for his money |
1.1957 |
0.04946 |
92 |
77 |
12 |
3 |
2711 |
I know it's your last day, but you could at least try to make an effort. |
1.1957 |
0.05407 |
92 |
79 |
8 |
5 |
2712 |
"Frankly, I'm sick to death of you door-to-door types". |
1.1957 |
0.04437 |
92 |
75 |
16 |
1 |
2713 |
Where's liberty? |
1.1957 |
0.05407 |
92 |
79 |
8 |
5 |
2714 |
No Donald, Hillary will not come out to play. |
1.1957 |
0.05182 |
92 |
78 |
10 |
4 |
2715 |
I told you to kill his campaign, not ravage the entire country. |
1.1957 |
0.04437 |
92 |
75 |
16 |
1 |
2716 |
When did your boss approve casual Fridays? |
1.1957 |
0.04437 |
92 |
75 |
16 |
1 |
2717 |
Reaper, why so grim? |
1.1957 |
0.05182 |
92 |
78 |
10 |
4 |
2718 |
Can you hang out here until the election results are in? |
1.1957 |
0.05407 |
92 |
79 |
8 |
5 |
2719 |
Well, it's about time. May I ask why you couldn't be bothered to get here before election season? |
1.1957 |
0.04946 |
92 |
77 |
12 |
3 |
2720 |
Thought you could sneak up on me with those ridiculous shoes...no way! |
1.1957 |
0.04946 |
92 |
77 |
12 |
3 |
2721 |
No" means "no |
1.1957 |
0.04159 |
92 |
74 |
18 |
0 |
2722 |
No trick? No treat! |
1.1889 |
0.05450 |
90 |
78 |
7 |
5 |
2723 |
My apartment, my Pokémons. |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
2724 |
Seriously? The Grim Reaper? Casual Friday? You need to up your game. |
1.1889 |
0.05674 |
90 |
79 |
5 |
6 |
2725 |
What do you need a knife sharpener for? |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
2726 |
Too casual. It needs to be more grim... |
1.1889 |
0.05216 |
90 |
77 |
9 |
4 |
2727 |
Parent-Teacher conferences are held on the school grounds, Mr. Lee. |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
2728 |
And I suppose you're expecting me to just hip-hop along with you. |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
2729 |
Thanks for the quick response. You'll find my idiot husband downstairs in his man cave surrounded by his cigar-smoking buddies watching NFL RedZone. |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
2730 |
Too late. He died yesterday. |
1.1889 |
0.05674 |
90 |
79 |
5 |
6 |
2731 |
So--whazzup? |
1.1889 |
0.05216 |
90 |
77 |
9 |
4 |
2732 |
Oh great. Let me guess, your mower died again? |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
2733 |
Sorry, this is heaven's door. |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
2734 |
When you said "I'm taking your daughter out with a sickle, I envisioned two wheels and an engine, I didn't like that and I'm not wild about this either." |
1.1889 |
0.05216 |
90 |
77 |
9 |
4 |
2735 |
I told you last time, I'm not donating to the Trump campaign. |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
2736 |
Well common' in and make yourself comfortable, he'll be back in a few minutes. |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
2737 |
Get right back in here and change that hoodie, young man. You know they make the police nervous. |
1.1889 |
0.05216 |
90 |
77 |
9 |
4 |
2738 |
Forget this. The Trump costume does it this year. |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
2739 |
It's called a scythe, people used it for cutting wheat, look we're getting off topic here. |
1.1889 |
0.05216 |
90 |
77 |
9 |
4 |
2740 |
Have you tried next door? They may have something for you. |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
2741 |
Your boss said 30 minutes or less. |
1.1889 |
0.05216 |
90 |
77 |
9 |
4 |
2742 |
So even you have gone business casual. |
1.1889 |
0.04713 |
90 |
75 |
13 |
2 |
2743 |
Okay, but clean your shoes first. |
1.1889 |
0.04713 |
90 |
75 |
13 |
2 |
2744 |
Thank you but I am already registered to vote |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
2745 |
Is this something your father encouraged you to do? |
1.1889 |
0.05216 |
90 |
77 |
9 |
4 |
2746 |
Note to self, when you hear a knock, knock at the door, say 'who's there' before you open it! |
1.1889 |
0.04713 |
90 |
75 |
13 |
2 |
2747 |
Lack of gravitas this political season has gotten to you, too, eh? |
1.1889 |
0.05216 |
90 |
77 |
9 |
4 |
2748 |
I'm glad you got your jogging shoes on..he just left. You may still be able to catch him. |
1.1889 |
0.05216 |
90 |
77 |
9 |
4 |
2749 |
We've been through this before. Come back when you're in dress code. |
1.1889 |
0.04440 |
90 |
74 |
15 |
1 |
2750 |
A: it's not Halloween. And B: You're supposed to say Trick or Treat, not TRICK OR DIE BITCH ! |
1.1889 |
0.05216 |
90 |
77 |
9 |
4 |
2751 |
Getting a bit more casual these days, huh? |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
2752 |
10:30? On a school night? ... and is that your father's good scythe? Oh, he's gonna ... well, you know the rest. |
1.1889 |
0.04440 |
90 |
74 |
15 |
1 |
2753 |
Did David say he was going to sell his soul again? |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
2754 |
I think this casual Friday thing is getting a little out of hand |
1.1889 |
0.05216 |
90 |
77 |
9 |
4 |
2755 |
I'm busy now; can you text me? |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
2756 |
Don't worry I'm here to talk about CrossFit. |
1.1889 |
0.05450 |
90 |
78 |
7 |
5 |
2757 |
Well, it took you so long to get. here, I asked my butcher to do it.. |
1.1889 |
0.05450 |
90 |
78 |
7 |
5 |
2758 |
No, I'm definitely not interested in your two for price of one eternal resting place sale. |
1.1889 |
0.04713 |
90 |
75 |
13 |
2 |
2759 |
Yeah?! What the hell do you want? |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
2760 |
Hi. Are you my personal escort to my polling location today? |
1.1889 |
0.04713 |
90 |
75 |
13 |
2 |
2761 |
Yeah, he's home. Don't think he's up for cutting brush, though. He say's the gas pains in his chest are real bad this morning. |
1.1889 |
0.05216 |
90 |
77 |
9 |
4 |
2762 |
Seriously, nobody is dying to come with you in that outfit. |
1.1889 |
0.04713 |
90 |
75 |
13 |
2 |
2763 |
Well! You're a sight for sore scythes. |
1.1889 |
0.04149 |
90 |
73 |
17 |
0 |
2764 |
I'll join your canvassing effort if you tell me one thing, how does he plan to "make America great again"? |
1.1889 |
0.04713 |
90 |
75 |
13 |
2 |
2765 |
Really?! In a hoodie? |
1.1889 |
0.05216 |
90 |
77 |
9 |
4 |
2766 |
What do want, a handout? You look like death warmed over. |
1.1889 |
0.05216 |
90 |
77 |
9 |
4 |
2767 |
What lawn service did you say you were with? |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
2768 |
On second thought, maybe life insurance agents shouldn't 'dress for the job they want.' |
1.1889 |
0.04440 |
90 |
74 |
15 |
1 |
2769 |
You're too late. I died 20 years ago because this is obviously Hell !! |
1.1889 |
0.05674 |
90 |
79 |
5 |
6 |
2770 |
I didn't respond to your texts because I'm seeing someone else... although I can't seem to get a hold of him. |
1.1889 |
0.05216 |
90 |
77 |
9 |
4 |
2771 |
Oh, I get it, "Neither snow nor rain" etc. |
1.1889 |
0.04440 |
90 |
74 |
15 |
1 |