Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
I don't think he realizes the gravity of the situation. |
1.7989 |
0.02914 |
746 |
326 |
244 |
176 |
1 |
Wait, the GPS is recalculating |
1.7724 |
0.02908 |
681 |
291 |
254 |
136 |
2 |
Now THAT'S the road less traveled! |
1.7477 |
0.02922 |
646 |
280 |
249 |
117 |
3 |
Thank God. For a moment there, I thought he was going to jump! |
1.6739 |
0.03693 |
463 |
246 |
122 |
95 |
4 |
I think I will unfollow him |
1.6717 |
0.03546 |
460 |
233 |
145 |
82 |
5 |
He doesn't seem to appreciate the gravity of his situation. |
1.6614 |
0.03784 |
440 |
238 |
113 |
89 |
6 |
He'll have to wait for us anyway. I've got the car keys. |
1.6393 |
0.03864 |
402 |
219 |
109 |
74 |
7 |
He may be taking the whole "road less travelled" thing too far. |
1.6377 |
0.03923 |
334 |
168 |
119 |
47 |
8 |
He's bluffing. |
1.6189 |
0.03952 |
370 |
204 |
103 |
63 |
9 |
I don't think Bob understands the gravity of the situation. |
1.6143 |
0.03959 |
363 |
200 |
103 |
60 |
10 |
Recalculating... |
1.6085 |
0.04132 |
355 |
204 |
86 |
65 |
11 |
I thought he lived in a parallel universe, but it's really perpendicular. |
1.5942 |
0.04055 |
345 |
196 |
93 |
56 |
12 |
That's it; I'm unfollowing him as of right now! |
1.5931 |
0.04221 |
317 |
180 |
86 |
51 |
13 |
So much for making it look like an accident. |
1.5910 |
0.04217 |
335 |
196 |
80 |
59 |
14 |
If they turn this picture the other way, we're in trouble. |
1.5866 |
0.04324 |
329 |
197 |
71 |
61 |
15 |
Hiking in Colorado sure has changed since legalization. |
1.5759 |
0.04313 |
316 |
188 |
74 |
54 |
16 |
After five hours of 'Val-deri, Val-dera,' I really don't care what happens to him. |
1.5737 |
0.04944 |
251 |
153 |
52 |
46 |
17 |
Clearly, he doesn't understand the gravity of the situation. |
1.5732 |
0.04313 |
314 |
187 |
74 |
53 |
18 |
I'm fine with taking the long way. |
1.5719 |
0.04081 |
313 |
177 |
93 |
43 |
19 |
Good thing this is the last item on his Bucket List. |
1.5668 |
0.04221 |
307 |
179 |
82 |
46 |
20 |
I'm not so inclined. |
1.5663 |
0.04274 |
309 |
183 |
77 |
49 |
21 |
Well, what's amazing to me is that he's doing it backwards! |
1.5654 |
0.04333 |
306 |
183 |
73 |
50 |
22 |
I wonder when he's gonna look up from his phone. |
1.5604 |
0.04477 |
298 |
183 |
63 |
52 |
23 |
Not the direction I would have gone. |
1.5589 |
0.03951 |
297 |
163 |
102 |
32 |
24 |
I don't think he fully appreciates the gravity of the situation. |
1.5574 |
0.04347 |
296 |
177 |
73 |
46 |
25 |
He takes everything so laterally. |
1.5574 |
0.04075 |
296 |
167 |
93 |
36 |
26 |
I take mountaineering seriously, but he just does it on the side. |
1.5544 |
0.04264 |
294 |
173 |
79 |
42 |
27 |
He's a great guy but he has very few followers. |
1.5529 |
0.04137 |
293 |
168 |
88 |
37 |
28 |
If he comes back up.....THEN I'll be impressed. |
1.5517 |
0.04141 |
290 |
166 |
88 |
36 |
29 |
I think it's the road less traveled for a reason. |
1.5486 |
0.04279 |
288 |
170 |
78 |
40 |
30 |
Hold on it's recalculating. |
1.5470 |
0.04205 |
287 |
167 |
83 |
37 |
31 |
He did say the last mile was all down hill. |
1.5470 |
0.04403 |
287 |
174 |
69 |
44 |
32 |
I'm rethinking how much I want this merit badge. |
1.5451 |
0.04165 |
288 |
167 |
85 |
36 |
33 |
He seems to have missed the gravity of the situation. |
1.5409 |
0.04421 |
281 |
171 |
68 |
42 |
34 |
He's moonwalking into Ripley's. |
1.5409 |
0.04363 |
281 |
169 |
72 |
40 |
35 |
Ten bucks says his hat falls off. |
1.5409 |
0.04154 |
281 |
162 |
86 |
33 |
36 |
Why did we let him carry the lunches? |
1.5396 |
0.04126 |
278 |
159 |
88 |
31 |
37 |
Would it kill you to ask for directions? |
1.5379 |
0.04353 |
277 |
166 |
73 |
38 |
38 |
I don't think he appreciates the gravity of the situation. |
1.5362 |
0.04543 |
276 |
172 |
60 |
44 |
39 |
He's got the damn beer |
1.5348 |
0.04278 |
273 |
161 |
78 |
34 |
40 |
I think he doesn't understand the gravity of the situation. |
1.5343 |
0.04673 |
277 |
178 |
50 |
49 |
41 |
It's the last thing on his bucket list. |
1.5331 |
0.04415 |
272 |
165 |
69 |
38 |
42 |
"He has the car keys". |
1.5331 |
0.04507 |
272 |
168 |
63 |
41 |
43 |
Remember when we just wanted boots to be waterproof? |
1.5281 |
0.04511 |
267 |
165 |
63 |
39 |
44 |
Bob prefers the road less traveled. |
1.5281 |
0.04448 |
267 |
163 |
67 |
37 |
45 |
Good thing he's blind. |
1.5279 |
0.04607 |
269 |
170 |
56 |
43 |
46 |
So why does he need the stick? |
1.5277 |
0.04304 |
271 |
162 |
75 |
34 |
47 |
He doesn't seem to understand the gravity of his situation |
1.5221 |
0.04657 |
272 |
176 |
50 |
46 |
48 |
After you. |
1.5192 |
0.04542 |
260 |
162 |
61 |
37 |
49 |
Well—what if he’s right, and gravity is ‘just another hoax’? |
1.5192 |
0.04443 |
260 |
159 |
67 |
34 |
50 |
Siri told him it was the fastest route back to camp. |
1.5174 |
0.04319 |
259 |
155 |
74 |
30 |
51 |
I'm not sure he understands the gravity of the situation. |
1.5155 |
0.04503 |
258 |
160 |
63 |
35 |
52 |
That's nothing. Watch how he comes back up. |
1.5155 |
0.04469 |
258 |
159 |
65 |
34 |
53 |
He transitions well from landscape to portrait. |
1.5137 |
0.04440 |
255 |
156 |
67 |
32 |
54 |
Well, that explains the difficulty rating. |
1.5098 |
0.04371 |
255 |
155 |
70 |
30 |
55 |
I'm so impressed that I don't have the heart to tell him he's going in the wrong direction. |
1.5096 |
0.04397 |
261 |
161 |
67 |
33 |
56 |
I don't think he recognizes the gravity of his situation. |
1.5080 |
0.04818 |
250 |
164 |
45 |
41 |
57 |
I really think he doesn't understand the gravity of the situation. |
1.5079 |
0.04516 |
252 |
157 |
62 |
33 |
58 |
When he said there was a 90 degree turn up ahead, this isn't what I had in mind. |
1.5060 |
0.04339 |
249 |
150 |
72 |
27 |
59 |
I don't think he understands the gravity of his situation. |
1.5060 |
0.04731 |
249 |
161 |
50 |
38 |
60 |
I love a good cliffhanger |
1.5040 |
0.04882 |
248 |
165 |
41 |
42 |
61 |
Whatever you do, don't wake him up. |
1.5020 |
0.04504 |
245 |
152 |
63 |
30 |
62 |
He's taking the road less traveled. |
1.5000 |
0.04389 |
248 |
152 |
68 |
28 |
63 |
He doesn't just talk the talk. |
1.5000 |
0.04555 |
244 |
153 |
60 |
31 |
64 |
Those who live by the GPS will die by the GPS |
1.4959 |
0.04517 |
244 |
153 |
61 |
30 |
65 |
I'm not falling for that. |
1.4959 |
0.04802 |
242 |
159 |
46 |
37 |
66 |
Dad, we've been rethinking that bit about 'following in your footsteps.' |
1.4958 |
0.04339 |
240 |
145 |
71 |
24 |
67 |
It's the last item on his bucket list. |
1.4937 |
0.04664 |
239 |
153 |
54 |
32 |
68 |
Should we tell him about the rope? |
1.4937 |
0.04392 |
239 |
146 |
68 |
25 |
69 |
Part lemming, part idiot. |
1.4916 |
0.04602 |
238 |
151 |
57 |
30 |
70 |
Let's see how far he gets first. |
1.4916 |
0.04679 |
238 |
153 |
53 |
32 |
71 |
I don’t think he understands the gravity of the situation. |
1.4895 |
0.04510 |
239 |
150 |
61 |
28 |
72 |
No, you go next. |
1.4872 |
0.04501 |
234 |
146 |
62 |
26 |
73 |
He said it was easier than watching the debates. |
1.4872 |
0.04778 |
234 |
153 |
48 |
33 |
74 |
If he walks back up, then I'll be impressed. |
1.4872 |
0.04700 |
234 |
151 |
52 |
31 |
75 |
That's why its called the 'theory' of gravity. |
1.4872 |
0.04542 |
234 |
147 |
60 |
27 |
76 |
He fails to understand the gravity of the situation. |
1.4872 |
0.04661 |
234 |
150 |
54 |
30 |
77 |
You should have seen him back there on the lake |
1.4850 |
0.04755 |
233 |
152 |
49 |
32 |
78 |
He doesn't appreciate the gravity of the situation. |
1.4850 |
0.04755 |
233 |
152 |
49 |
32 |
79 |
That's a good eight inches further than the last guy. |
1.4828 |
0.04446 |
232 |
144 |
64 |
24 |
80 |
Remember. One with soy and one with skim. |
1.4828 |
0.04847 |
232 |
154 |
44 |
34 |
81 |
Never tell a Cirque du Soleil performer to take a hike. |
1.4826 |
0.04345 |
230 |
140 |
69 |
21 |
82 |
Hope he makes it down before he wakes up. |
1.4803 |
0.04655 |
229 |
147 |
54 |
28 |
83 |
He's right. He's going to beat us to the car. |
1.4803 |
0.04530 |
229 |
144 |
60 |
25 |
84 |
Now that's faith in your GPS. |
1.4803 |
0.04269 |
229 |
138 |
72 |
19 |
85 |
Do you think we should wake him up? |
1.4758 |
0.04768 |
227 |
149 |
48 |
30 |
86 |
I prefer living on the ledge. |
1.4756 |
0.04545 |
225 |
142 |
59 |
24 |
87 |
Well, so much for your slippery slope argument. |
1.4756 |
0.04589 |
225 |
143 |
57 |
25 |
88 |
I never totally bought the whole Newton thing. |
1.4756 |
0.04545 |
225 |
142 |
59 |
24 |
89 |
Just admit you took us the wrong way. |
1.4756 |
0.04758 |
225 |
147 |
49 |
29 |
90 |
I'm sticking with the one more traveled. |
1.4737 |
0.04370 |
228 |
141 |
66 |
21 |
91 |
This is where the trail becomes technically difficult. |
1.4732 |
0.04559 |
224 |
142 |
58 |
24 |
92 |
How far do you think he'll get before he notices he's holding his GPS upside-down? |
1.4732 |
0.04732 |
224 |
146 |
50 |
28 |
93 |
Alphabetically, I believe you're next. |
1.4711 |
0.04500 |
225 |
142 |
60 |
23 |
94 |
Let's not mistake his confidence for leadership. |
1.4709 |
0.04789 |
223 |
147 |
47 |
29 |
95 |
Apparently he doesn't realize the gravity of the situation. |
1.4709 |
0.04873 |
223 |
149 |
43 |
31 |
96 |
He doesn't understand the gravity of the situation. |
1.4688 |
0.04814 |
224 |
149 |
45 |
30 |
97 |
I thought this only happens in cartoons. |
1.4685 |
0.04632 |
222 |
143 |
54 |
25 |
98 |
According to Google Maps, he’s on the fastest route. |
1.4685 |
0.04360 |
222 |
137 |
66 |
19 |
99 |
He just doesn't understand the gravity of the situation. |
1.4682 |
0.04663 |
220 |
142 |
53 |
25 |
100 |
I thought he was bluffing. |
1.4682 |
0.04663 |
220 |
142 |
53 |
25 |
101 |
That's amazing. How does he keep his hat on? |
1.4682 |
0.04752 |
220 |
144 |
49 |
27 |
102 |
He just doesn't get the gravity of the situation. |
1.4661 |
0.04603 |
221 |
142 |
55 |
24 |
103 |
Wow. I wonder what the advanced trail looks like. |
1.4658 |
0.04402 |
219 |
136 |
64 |
19 |
104 |
Yeah, he can walk the walk, but can he talk the talk? |
1.4658 |
0.04940 |
219 |
148 |
40 |
31 |
105 |
He's no fun to swim with either. |
1.4658 |
0.04588 |
219 |
140 |
56 |
23 |
106 |
Recalculating route. |
1.4658 |
0.04588 |
219 |
140 |
56 |
23 |
107 |
Wait a second, he has the snacks! |
1.4658 |
0.04588 |
219 |
140 |
56 |
23 |
108 |
I'm not going to fall for that. |
1.4612 |
0.04540 |
219 |
140 |
57 |
22 |
109 |
He has no idea of the gravity of this situation! |
1.4608 |
0.04709 |
217 |
142 |
50 |
25 |
110 |
That kind of defines the road less travelled. |
1.4608 |
0.04331 |
217 |
134 |
66 |
17 |
111 |
Explain to me again why he can't just go behind the tree like we did. |
1.4605 |
0.04787 |
215 |
142 |
47 |
26 |
112 |
It's tremendous what one can accomplish with sheer ignorance |
1.4605 |
0.04695 |
215 |
140 |
51 |
24 |
113 |
Now that's what I call taking the road less traveled. |
1.4583 |
0.04585 |
216 |
139 |
55 |
22 |
114 |
We're not falling for that routine! |
1.4583 |
0.04859 |
216 |
145 |
43 |
28 |
115 |
You think that's impressive? Wait 'til we get to the lake. |
1.4579 |
0.04663 |
214 |
139 |
52 |
23 |
116 |
Damn you Escher!!! |
1.4579 |
0.04756 |
214 |
141 |
48 |
25 |
117 |
Never wake him up when he does this. |
1.4579 |
0.04471 |
214 |
135 |
60 |
19 |
118 |
Edgar always did take the road less traveled. |
1.4566 |
0.04630 |
219 |
143 |
52 |
24 |
119 |
Well sure, if you want to spend that much money on boots. |
1.4566 |
0.04538 |
219 |
141 |
56 |
22 |
120 |
If anyone can get to the bottom of this, he can. |
1.4550 |
0.04662 |
211 |
137 |
52 |
22 |
121 |
Worst guide ever. |
1.4524 |
0.04726 |
210 |
138 |
49 |
23 |
122 |
Rookie mistake. |
1.4524 |
0.04677 |
210 |
137 |
51 |
22 |
123 |
He doesn't believe in climate change either. |
1.4498 |
0.04593 |
209 |
135 |
54 |
20 |
124 |
He always takes the path of least resistance. |
1.4471 |
0.04608 |
208 |
135 |
53 |
20 |
125 |
I knew we shouldn't have let Escher carry the map. |
1.4471 |
0.04608 |
208 |
135 |
53 |
20 |
126 |
The first few steps are scary; after that it's all downhill. |
1.4471 |
0.04948 |
208 |
142 |
39 |
27 |
127 |
Follow me. I know a slower way. |
1.4471 |
0.04608 |
208 |
135 |
53 |
20 |
128 |
He obviously does not appreciate the gravity of the situation |
1.4471 |
0.04995 |
208 |
143 |
37 |
28 |
129 |
3...2....1. OK Hank, now open your eyes! |
1.4466 |
0.04937 |
206 |
140 |
40 |
26 |
130 |
I don't care what Simon says. |
1.4466 |
0.04640 |
206 |
134 |
52 |
20 |
131 |
I just don't have the inclination for this. |
1.4466 |
0.04484 |
206 |
131 |
58 |
17 |
132 |
So that's what he meant when he said his shoes sucked. |
1.4466 |
0.04888 |
206 |
139 |
42 |
25 |
133 |
He doesn't believe in global warming either. |
1.4466 |
0.04691 |
206 |
135 |
50 |
21 |
134 |
He must not understand the gravity of the situation. |
1.4444 |
0.04965 |
207 |
142 |
38 |
27 |
135 |
Up to you. I'm going to take the stairs. |
1.4444 |
0.04520 |
207 |
133 |
56 |
18 |
136 |
Next time, I'll choose the guide. |
1.4439 |
0.04655 |
205 |
134 |
51 |
20 |
137 |
When he gets to the bottom he’ll throw a rope back up to us. |
1.4439 |
0.04603 |
205 |
133 |
53 |
19 |
138 |
There is a steep learning curve. |
1.4439 |
0.04806 |
205 |
137 |
45 |
23 |
139 |
He says it's the last thing on his bucket list. |
1.4439 |
0.04706 |
205 |
135 |
49 |
21 |
140 |
The first recorded descent of Mt. Velcro. |
1.4439 |
0.04706 |
205 |
135 |
49 |
21 |
141 |
He enjoys fall hikes |
1.4412 |
0.05114 |
204 |
143 |
32 |
29 |
142 |
He said it isn't a law, it's only a suggestion. |
1.4406 |
0.04755 |
202 |
134 |
47 |
21 |
143 |
I just don't think he understands the gravity of the situation. |
1.4390 |
0.04803 |
205 |
138 |
44 |
23 |
144 |
He’s wearing his Lululemmings. |
1.4385 |
0.05522 |
187 |
135 |
22 |
30 |
145 |
That's gotta be tough on the knees. |
1.4378 |
0.04446 |
201 |
128 |
58 |
15 |
146 |
I’m not falling for that again. |
1.4378 |
0.04873 |
201 |
136 |
42 |
23 |
147 |
I don't think Frank understands the gravity of the situation. |
1.4378 |
0.04974 |
201 |
138 |
38 |
25 |
148 |
We're gonna take the path more traveled by. |
1.4350 |
0.04890 |
200 |
136 |
41 |
23 |
149 |
I wonder how far he gets before he wakes up |
1.4322 |
0.04416 |
199 |
127 |
58 |
14 |
150 |
There must be a reason it’s less traveled. |
1.4322 |
0.04473 |
199 |
128 |
56 |
15 |
151 |
If I said it once, I've said it a thousand times, you never ever buy a 'GPS' from a dollar store. |
1.4322 |
0.04748 |
199 |
133 |
46 |
20 |
152 |
Shall we wake him up? |
1.4293 |
0.04709 |
198 |
132 |
47 |
19 |
153 |
We knew he could talk the talk ... |
1.4293 |
0.04922 |
198 |
136 |
39 |
23 |
154 |
And don't come back. |
1.4293 |
0.05025 |
198 |
138 |
35 |
25 |
155 |
Just wait til he finds out he left his car keys up here. |
1.4293 |
0.04922 |
198 |
136 |
39 |
23 |
156 |
He skipped orientation. |
1.4286 |
0.05012 |
196 |
136 |
36 |
24 |
157 |
This whole time I thought he only defied logic. |
1.4286 |
0.04853 |
196 |
133 |
42 |
21 |
158 |
Well, one of us is wrong. |
1.4286 |
0.04575 |
196 |
128 |
52 |
16 |
159 |
He is too big to fall. |
1.4286 |
0.04906 |
196 |
134 |
40 |
22 |
160 |
So, we're finally here: the Escher Pass. |
1.4286 |
0.05216 |
196 |
140 |
28 |
28 |
161 |
They say his father was a Sherpa. And his mother was a goat. |
1.4264 |
0.04886 |
197 |
135 |
40 |
22 |
162 |
Bob's opting for the road less traveled.... |
1.4256 |
0.04646 |
195 |
129 |
49 |
17 |
163 |
This is nothing. When I was a kid, we had to go downhill both ways. |
1.4256 |
0.05081 |
195 |
137 |
33 |
25 |
164 |
I think he's underestimating the gravity of the situation. |
1.4256 |
0.04703 |
195 |
130 |
47 |
18 |
165 |
He doesn't recognize the gravity of his situation |
1.4256 |
0.04923 |
195 |
134 |
39 |
22 |
166 |
That's nothing. Just wait until we get to the lake. |
1.4249 |
0.04905 |
193 |
132 |
40 |
21 |
167 |
He gives a whole new perspective to "sidewalk." |
1.4249 |
0.05014 |
193 |
134 |
36 |
23 |
168 |
Yet, he continues to deny the affair his mother had with that gecko. |
1.4249 |
0.04960 |
193 |
133 |
38 |
22 |
169 |
So now gravity is a hoax. |
1.4249 |
0.05173 |
193 |
137 |
30 |
26 |
170 |
The trick is to walk VERY fast. |
1.4249 |
0.04680 |
193 |
128 |
48 |
17 |
171 |
If he wakes up, it"s over. |
1.4249 |
0.04563 |
193 |
126 |
52 |
15 |
172 |
That is why I don't use GPS. |
1.4249 |
0.04850 |
193 |
131 |
42 |
20 |
173 |
His learning curve was very steep. |
1.4219 |
0.04695 |
192 |
128 |
47 |
17 |
174 |
He's definitely going to get to Scotland before us. |
1.4219 |
0.04695 |
192 |
128 |
47 |
17 |
175 |
Did he give you the keys to the car? |
1.4219 |
0.04752 |
192 |
129 |
45 |
18 |
176 |
These days, confidence is more important than the facts |
1.4219 |
0.04810 |
192 |
130 |
43 |
19 |
177 |
I don't think he knows the gravity of his situation. |
1.4213 |
0.04775 |
197 |
134 |
43 |
20 |
178 |
Well, that's definitely the path less taken! |
1.4213 |
0.04553 |
197 |
130 |
51 |
16 |
179 |
Bill you have the map upside down |
1.4188 |
0.05103 |
191 |
135 |
32 |
24 |
180 |
I think he just discovered the path less taken. |
1.4188 |
0.04651 |
191 |
127 |
48 |
16 |
181 |
That's why it's called Mount Velcro. |
1.4188 |
0.05210 |
191 |
137 |
28 |
26 |
182 |
You know, sometimes that "different drummer" is just a bad musician. |
1.4188 |
0.04710 |
191 |
128 |
46 |
17 |
183 |
Shhh…don't wake him up. |
1.4180 |
0.04803 |
189 |
128 |
43 |
18 |
184 |
You follow him. I'll wait up here. |
1.4180 |
0.05143 |
189 |
134 |
31 |
24 |
185 |
It's even more impressive that he's doing it backwards. |
1.4180 |
0.04744 |
189 |
127 |
45 |
17 |
186 |
That's the least annoying thing he's done all day. |
1.4180 |
0.05032 |
189 |
132 |
35 |
22 |
187 |
Wait for it... |
1.4167 |
0.05081 |
192 |
136 |
32 |
24 |
188 |
I'm not sure he appreciates the gravity of the situation. |
1.4158 |
0.04783 |
190 |
129 |
43 |
18 |
189 |
That was cool the first few times...now it's just irritating. |
1.4158 |
0.04665 |
190 |
127 |
47 |
16 |
190 |
To the lemmings, he's a god. |
1.4149 |
0.04993 |
188 |
131 |
36 |
21 |
191 |
Very impressive... but Ginger Rogers did it in high heels. |
1.4149 |
0.04936 |
188 |
130 |
38 |
20 |
192 |
The traction is great, but they could use better arch support. |
1.4149 |
0.04819 |
188 |
128 |
42 |
18 |
193 |
He finally went over the edge. |
1.4149 |
0.04451 |
188 |
122 |
54 |
12 |
194 |
Apparently, he's not so inclined. |
1.4149 |
0.04699 |
188 |
126 |
46 |
16 |
195 |
So that's why they call this Velcro Peak. |
1.4145 |
0.04785 |
193 |
132 |
42 |
19 |
196 |
Was it unwise to pick a guide named Cliff Walker? |
1.4127 |
0.05083 |
189 |
134 |
32 |
23 |
197 |
See!? Told you! It's the same with evolution, it's just a "theory". |
1.4118 |
0.05123 |
187 |
133 |
31 |
23 |
198 |
It's a trick, don't fall for it. |
1.4108 |
0.04294 |
185 |
118 |
58 |
9 |
199 |
So that's why Sam was studying his cliff notes! |
1.4108 |
0.04811 |
185 |
126 |
42 |
17 |
200 |
I told you! He doesn't understand the gravity of the situation |
1.4108 |
0.05049 |
185 |
130 |
34 |
21 |
201 |
If you turn the page sideways we're the brave ones |
1.4108 |
0.04749 |
185 |
125 |
44 |
16 |
202 |
This is the last item on his bucket list. |
1.4108 |
0.04811 |
185 |
126 |
42 |
17 |
203 |
With you does it always have to be the road less traveled? |
1.4108 |
0.04871 |
185 |
127 |
40 |
18 |
204 |
It's not just Fred, the whole damn country's going downhill. |
1.4108 |
0.04991 |
185 |
129 |
36 |
20 |
205 |
I don't care what Google map says. |
1.4108 |
0.04811 |
185 |
126 |
42 |
17 |
206 |
Do you think he appreciates the gravity of his situation? |
1.4108 |
0.04991 |
185 |
129 |
36 |
20 |
207 |
Ten to one he chickens out and turns around. |
1.4108 |
0.04749 |
185 |
125 |
44 |
16 |
208 |
Not just anyone can take the path less travelled. |
1.4098 |
0.04527 |
183 |
120 |
51 |
12 |
209 |
He always did take the road less traveled. |
1.4098 |
0.04785 |
183 |
124 |
43 |
16 |
210 |
You're doing great, just don't look up! |
1.4098 |
0.04909 |
183 |
126 |
39 |
18 |
211 |
It starts getting interesting when he wakes up. |
1.4096 |
0.04694 |
188 |
127 |
45 |
16 |
212 |
You tell him. |
1.4078 |
0.04923 |
179 |
123 |
39 |
17 |
213 |
When WE were kids, we walked up and down THREE cliffs every day just to get to school! |
1.4076 |
0.05007 |
184 |
129 |
35 |
20 |
214 |
Do you think he understands the gravity of his situation? |
1.4076 |
0.04948 |
184 |
128 |
37 |
19 |
215 |
Don't look up. |
1.4076 |
0.05066 |
184 |
130 |
33 |
21 |
216 |
Vertical is the new horizontal. |
1.4076 |
0.04702 |
184 |
124 |
45 |
15 |
217 |
He always takes the road less-traveled. |
1.4076 |
0.04573 |
184 |
122 |
49 |
13 |
218 |
That's the last time I use a Groupon for a sherpa. |
1.4076 |
0.04887 |
184 |
127 |
39 |
18 |
219 |
He just doesn't realize the gravity of his situation. |
1.4076 |
0.04948 |
184 |
128 |
37 |
19 |
220 |
He won't change until he hits rock bottom. |
1.4076 |
0.04702 |
184 |
124 |
45 |
15 |
221 |
He says he's scared of heights, but not of depth. |
1.4076 |
0.04826 |
184 |
126 |
41 |
17 |
222 |
Worst trail guide ever. |
1.4074 |
0.04966 |
189 |
133 |
35 |
21 |
223 |
This gives 'vertically challenged' a whole new meaning. |
1.4054 |
0.05044 |
185 |
131 |
33 |
21 |
224 |
A great climber but no sense of direction. |
1.4054 |
0.04744 |
185 |
126 |
43 |
16 |
225 |
Google Maps says we're just a few hundred feet away. |
1.4044 |
0.04587 |
183 |
122 |
48 |
13 |
226 |
I think I'll take the stairs. |
1.4044 |
0.04903 |
183 |
127 |
38 |
18 |
227 |
I wonder if Roger realizes the gravity of this situation. |
1.4044 |
0.04716 |
183 |
124 |
44 |
15 |
228 |
No please, after you. |
1.4044 |
0.04842 |
183 |
126 |
40 |
17 |
229 |
Sure, he's anti-gravity. But what is he for? |
1.4044 |
0.05200 |
183 |
132 |
28 |
23 |
230 |
Looks like he's finally gone over the edge! |
1.4044 |
0.04716 |
183 |
124 |
44 |
15 |
231 |
Now, on the count of three, shout "Open your eyes!" |
1.4044 |
0.05200 |
183 |
132 |
28 |
23 |
232 |
If anyone rotates this page 90 degrees clockwise, we're in trouble. |
1.4044 |
0.05200 |
183 |
132 |
28 |
23 |
233 |
It's obvious, he doesn't appreciate the gravity of the situation. |
1.4044 |
0.04903 |
183 |
127 |
38 |
18 |
234 |
He always insists on taking the road less traveled. |
1.4011 |
0.04600 |
182 |
122 |
47 |
13 |
235 |
That's the path less traveled. |
1.4000 |
0.04701 |
180 |
122 |
44 |
14 |
236 |
Wait 'til you see him walk across the lake. |
1.4000 |
0.04766 |
180 |
123 |
42 |
15 |
237 |
I don't think that's what the ranger meant by 'head south'. |
1.4000 |
0.04766 |
180 |
123 |
42 |
15 |
238 |
Now there's a man who trusts his GPS. |
1.4000 |
0.04567 |
180 |
120 |
48 |
12 |
239 |
If he's right, we're in trouble. |
1.4000 |
0.04701 |
180 |
122 |
44 |
14 |
240 |
He has complete faith in Google maps. |
1.3989 |
0.04958 |
183 |
129 |
35 |
19 |
241 |
I don't think he sees the gravity of the situation. |
1.3989 |
0.05078 |
183 |
131 |
31 |
21 |
242 |
He thinks he's above the law. |
1.3989 |
0.04897 |
183 |
128 |
37 |
18 |
243 |
He just can't admit his GPS is wrong. |
1.3989 |
0.04897 |
183 |
128 |
37 |
18 |
244 |
Five bucks says I can beat him to the bottom. |
1.3978 |
0.04997 |
181 |
128 |
34 |
19 |
245 |
He doesn't see the gravity of the situation. |
1.3978 |
0.04935 |
181 |
127 |
36 |
18 |
246 |
I don't think he read the Trail Guide...probably just the CliffsNotes. |
1.3978 |
0.04809 |
181 |
125 |
40 |
16 |
247 |
Or we could just take the stairs by the boardwalk. |
1.3978 |
0.04935 |
181 |
127 |
36 |
18 |
248 |
Whatever you do, Frank, don't look straight ahead. |
1.3978 |
0.04745 |
181 |
124 |
42 |
15 |
249 |
Just admit we should have asked for directions. |
1.3978 |
0.04547 |
181 |
121 |
48 |
12 |
250 |
He's walking up backwards! What a show off. |
1.3978 |
0.04997 |
181 |
128 |
34 |
19 |
251 |
He may be short but he clearly is not vertically challenged. |
1.3978 |
0.04873 |
181 |
126 |
38 |
17 |
252 |
Should we tell him it's a dead end? |
1.3978 |
0.04997 |
181 |
128 |
34 |
19 |
253 |
The brochure said "surefooted guides." |
1.3978 |
0.04614 |
181 |
122 |
46 |
13 |
254 |
You just need to switch to landscape mode. |
1.3966 |
0.04781 |
179 |
123 |
41 |
15 |
255 |
He insists gravity is just a theory. |
1.3966 |
0.04911 |
179 |
125 |
37 |
17 |
256 |
Frank, you don't understand the gravity of the situation! |
1.3966 |
0.04846 |
179 |
124 |
39 |
16 |
257 |
He always chooses to take the road less traveled. |
1.3966 |
0.04911 |
179 |
125 |
37 |
17 |
258 |
Wish he'd shown us that trick on the way up. |
1.3966 |
0.04974 |
179 |
126 |
35 |
18 |
259 |
If it's all the same to you, we'll take the path of greater resistance. |
1.3966 |
0.05099 |
179 |
128 |
31 |
20 |
260 |
That trail is for very advanced hikers. |
1.3966 |
0.04297 |
179 |
116 |
55 |
8 |
261 |
If you turn the page sideways, he's OK. We, on the other hand... |
1.3944 |
0.04951 |
180 |
127 |
35 |
18 |
262 |
In addition to climate change he doesn't believe in gravity either. |
1.3920 |
0.04900 |
176 |
123 |
37 |
16 |
263 |
The last thing I heard Siri say was, "In 500 feet you've reached your destination." |
1.3920 |
0.05095 |
176 |
126 |
31 |
19 |
264 |
He said, "Gravity is a hoax perpetrated by the Chinese," and off he went. |
1.3911 |
0.05214 |
179 |
131 |
26 |
22 |
265 |
If he makes it, I won't even mind losing the five bucks. |
1.3898 |
0.04943 |
177 |
125 |
35 |
17 |
266 |
Phil, the path less traveled isn't always the best way to go. |
1.3898 |
0.04744 |
177 |
122 |
41 |
14 |
267 |
We'll just wait for you here, O.K.? |
1.3898 |
0.04536 |
177 |
119 |
47 |
11 |
268 |
He's a Trump voter. Laws of gravity do not apply! |
1.3898 |
0.05257 |
177 |
130 |
25 |
22 |
269 |
There goes that theory. |
1.3898 |
0.04811 |
177 |
123 |
39 |
15 |
270 |
He just had to get in 10,000 steps today! |
1.3898 |
0.04943 |
177 |
125 |
35 |
17 |
271 |
Harold doesn't really seem to appreciate the gravity of the situation |
1.3886 |
0.05047 |
175 |
125 |
32 |
18 |
272 |
Wait for it . . . any second now. |
1.3886 |
0.04780 |
175 |
121 |
40 |
14 |
273 |
You have to admit, he does walk the talk! |
1.3886 |
0.04848 |
175 |
122 |
38 |
15 |
274 |
I think you are about to see what they mean by 90 degrees of separation. |
1.3886 |
0.05112 |
175 |
126 |
30 |
19 |
275 |
I think I’ll take the one more traveled by. |
1.3886 |
0.04916 |
175 |
123 |
36 |
16 |
276 |
He's going to disprove the theory of gravity, or prove the theory of natural selection. |
1.3886 |
0.04848 |
175 |
122 |
38 |
15 |
277 |
Don't expect us to be here when you come back! |
1.3886 |
0.04982 |
175 |
124 |
34 |
17 |
278 |
He said it's all down hill from here. |
1.3886 |
0.04497 |
175 |
117 |
48 |
10 |
279 |
He thinks gravity is a myth invented by the Chinese |
1.3886 |
0.05047 |
175 |
125 |
32 |
18 |
280 |
When you get to the bottom, throw your shoes up here. |
1.3886 |
0.04848 |
175 |
122 |
38 |
15 |
281 |
Say something; he's got the lunches |
1.3886 |
0.04848 |
175 |
122 |
38 |
15 |
282 |
According to Siri, we have to head south for 200 ft before we reach our destination. |
1.3886 |
0.04848 |
175 |
122 |
38 |
15 |
283 |
Don't wake him. That's the risky part of sleep walking. |
1.3886 |
0.05239 |
175 |
128 |
26 |
21 |
284 |
I don't care if he gets to Scotland before me...I'm taking the high road. |
1.3886 |
0.04569 |
175 |
118 |
46 |
11 |
285 |
He's anti-immigration, anti-trade and anti-gravity |
1.3886 |
0.04780 |
175 |
121 |
40 |
14 |
286 |
The trick is to switch your phone to landscape mode. |
1.3886 |
0.04982 |
175 |
124 |
34 |
17 |
287 |
There's a reason why I don't completly trust Google Maps. |
1.3886 |
0.04848 |
175 |
122 |
38 |
15 |
288 |
He's never let blindness get in his way. |
1.3873 |
0.05022 |
173 |
123 |
33 |
17 |
289 |
There is no law he hasn't broken. |
1.3873 |
0.04817 |
173 |
120 |
39 |
14 |
290 |
Thank god he's wearing a down jacket!!! |
1.3873 |
0.04817 |
173 |
120 |
39 |
14 |
291 |
Most climbing-related injuries occur on the way down. |
1.3873 |
0.05022 |
173 |
123 |
33 |
17 |
292 |
nah, I can't do it, not with my acid reflux... |
1.3873 |
0.05089 |
173 |
124 |
31 |
18 |
293 |
Does he see that banana peel? |
1.3873 |
0.04817 |
173 |
120 |
39 |
14 |
294 |
I hate hiking with M. C. Escher. |
1.3873 |
0.05409 |
173 |
129 |
21 |
23 |
295 |
He's playing Pokémon Go again |
1.3873 |
0.05022 |
173 |
123 |
33 |
17 |
296 |
down is the new up |
1.3873 |
0.04817 |
173 |
120 |
39 |
14 |
297 |
What's the worst that could happen? |
1.3851 |
0.04931 |
174 |
123 |
35 |
16 |
298 |
I hate hiking with Escher. |
1.3851 |
0.04998 |
174 |
124 |
33 |
17 |
299 |
Should we tell him the GPS is rerouting? |
1.3837 |
0.04971 |
172 |
122 |
34 |
16 |
300 |
The secret is not to look down. |
1.3837 |
0.04902 |
172 |
121 |
36 |
15 |
301 |
He doesn't realize the gravity of the situation. |
1.3837 |
0.05172 |
172 |
125 |
28 |
19 |
302 |
Those are the best damn hiking shoes I've ever seen. |
1.3837 |
0.04832 |
172 |
120 |
38 |
14 |
303 |
Okay, you win...we'll be your disciples. |
1.3837 |
0.04689 |
172 |
118 |
42 |
12 |
304 |
I'm going to listen to my mother on this and not walk off a cliff just because my friend did. |
1.3837 |
0.05106 |
172 |
124 |
30 |
18 |
305 |
I don't think he grasps the gravity of his situation. |
1.3837 |
0.05172 |
172 |
125 |
28 |
19 |
306 |
Apparently he's not aware of the gravity of the situation. |
1.3815 |
0.04879 |
173 |
122 |
36 |
15 |
307 |
I don't think he quite grasps the gravity of the situation. |
1.3815 |
0.04809 |
173 |
121 |
38 |
14 |
308 |
You ought to see him on water. |
1.3815 |
0.05014 |
173 |
124 |
32 |
17 |
309 |
He's been going down-hill for years. |
1.3815 |
0.05014 |
173 |
124 |
32 |
17 |
310 |
Makes you wonder why nobody thought of that before. |
1.3815 |
0.04446 |
173 |
116 |
48 |
9 |
311 |
Just admit that you're lost Bob! |
1.3801 |
0.04987 |
171 |
122 |
33 |
16 |
312 |
Some people fail to see the gravity of the situation. |
1.3801 |
0.04917 |
171 |
121 |
35 |
15 |
313 |
There goes Johnson, following the line of least resistance again! |
1.3793 |
0.04855 |
174 |
123 |
36 |
15 |
314 |
He must really trust Google Maps. |
1.3793 |
0.04923 |
174 |
124 |
34 |
16 |
315 |
Wow, I thought 'Messiah' was just his blog handle. |
1.3793 |
0.04855 |
174 |
123 |
36 |
15 |
316 |
I don't think he's aware of the gravity of the situation. |
1.3793 |
0.04787 |
174 |
122 |
38 |
14 |
317 |
Don't wake him up! |
1.3787 |
0.04739 |
169 |
117 |
40 |
12 |
318 |
I know - he doesn't believe in global warming either |
1.3787 |
0.04885 |
169 |
119 |
36 |
14 |
319 |
I thought you said he was vertically challenged. |
1.3787 |
0.04511 |
169 |
114 |
46 |
9 |
320 |
He said he'd arrive back at camp in nothing flat. |
1.3787 |
0.05097 |
169 |
122 |
30 |
17 |
321 |
You really have to admire his optimism. |
1.3787 |
0.05028 |
169 |
121 |
32 |
16 |
322 |
Trump told him gravity is a hoax perpetrated by China. |
1.3787 |
0.05300 |
169 |
125 |
24 |
20 |
323 |
Oh sure, but can you walk back up? |
1.3787 |
0.04813 |
169 |
118 |
38 |
13 |
324 |
What a showoff coming up backwards. |
1.3787 |
0.04813 |
169 |
118 |
38 |
13 |
325 |
No its okay, I'd rather you go next. |
1.3787 |
0.04588 |
169 |
115 |
44 |
10 |
326 |
Well, one of us clearly did not understand the gravity of our situation. |
1.3779 |
0.04894 |
172 |
122 |
35 |
15 |
327 |
He calls that move "Downward Facing Doug". |
1.3779 |
0.05098 |
172 |
125 |
29 |
18 |
328 |
Not as good as walking on water, but still impressive. |
1.3779 |
0.04753 |
172 |
120 |
39 |
13 |
329 |
Escher, wait up! |
1.3757 |
0.04939 |
173 |
124 |
33 |
16 |
330 |
The gravity of the situation seems lost on him. |
1.3750 |
0.04827 |
168 |
118 |
37 |
13 |
331 |
Ever since he walked on water he's been looking for that next big thing. |
1.3750 |
0.05044 |
168 |
121 |
31 |
16 |
332 |
All he said was, 'If global warming's just a hoax, then gravity's just a theory.' |
1.3750 |
0.05183 |
168 |
123 |
27 |
18 |
333 |
Apparently no one had ever bothered to try it. |
1.3750 |
0.05183 |
168 |
123 |
27 |
18 |
334 |
I was wondering why he ate all that goat cheese. |
1.3750 |
0.04827 |
168 |
118 |
37 |
13 |
335 |
He's about to hit rock bottom. |
1.3750 |
0.04753 |
168 |
117 |
39 |
12 |
336 |
Do you even have a million dollars? |
1.3750 |
0.05114 |
168 |
122 |
29 |
17 |
337 |
Oh yeah? Well, there's a big difference between the the road less traveled and the road never traveled! |
1.3750 |
0.04753 |
168 |
117 |
39 |
12 |
338 |
He's one of those annoyingly clingy people. |
1.3750 |
0.04900 |
168 |
119 |
35 |
14 |
339 |
See, honey? I told you gravity was just an invention of the liberal media. |
1.3750 |
0.05183 |
168 |
123 |
27 |
18 |
340 |
I'm afraid he's on a decline. |
1.3750 |
0.04900 |
168 |
119 |
35 |
14 |
341 |
He just needed 20 more steps to reach 10,000. |
1.3750 |
0.04677 |
168 |
116 |
41 |
11 |
342 |
If he makes it I'm getting a pair of those shoes. |
1.3750 |
0.04673 |
176 |
123 |
40 |
13 |
343 |
I wonder how his Fitbit will handle that? |
1.3750 |
0.04827 |
168 |
118 |
37 |
13 |
344 |
He ate a whole box of Cliff Bars. |
1.3750 |
0.05114 |
168 |
122 |
29 |
17 |
345 |
He's from the theoretical physics department. |
1.3750 |
0.04753 |
168 |
117 |
39 |
12 |
346 |
Don't say anything. He doesn't understand the gravity of the situation. |
1.3750 |
0.05044 |
168 |
121 |
31 |
16 |
347 |
On second thought, I'm good on badges. |
1.3713 |
0.04915 |
167 |
119 |
34 |
14 |
348 |
Yes, he did seem down, but I didn't think he'd go over the edge. |
1.3713 |
0.05060 |
167 |
121 |
30 |
16 |
349 |
He's sleep walking. Don't wake him. |
1.3697 |
0.05029 |
165 |
119 |
31 |
15 |
350 |
The lemming in me wants to follow. |
1.3697 |
0.04726 |
165 |
115 |
39 |
11 |
351 |
He doesn't know the gravity of this situation. |
1.3697 |
0.04955 |
165 |
118 |
33 |
14 |
352 |
The gravity of the situation hasn't hit him yet. |
1.3697 |
0.05102 |
165 |
120 |
29 |
16 |
353 |
Are you sure this is the beginners class? |
1.3697 |
0.05029 |
165 |
119 |
31 |
15 |
354 |
Don't talk to me about the gravity of the situation! |
1.3697 |
0.05245 |
165 |
122 |
25 |
18 |
355 |
He's a portrait hiker in a landscape world. |
1.3697 |
0.05102 |
165 |
120 |
29 |
16 |
356 |
That has to be hard on his quads. |
1.3697 |
0.04880 |
165 |
117 |
35 |
13 |
357 |
What can I say, he trusts his GPS. |
1.3697 |
0.04880 |
165 |
117 |
35 |
13 |
358 |
He clearly doesn't understand the gravity of his situation. |
1.3697 |
0.05029 |
165 |
119 |
31 |
15 |
359 |
GPS says this is the quickest way down. |
1.3697 |
0.04726 |
165 |
115 |
39 |
11 |
360 |
Well, he did say he needed some down time. |
1.3697 |
0.05102 |
165 |
120 |
29 |
16 |
361 |
Coming up backwards is just showing off. |
1.3697 |
0.04955 |
165 |
118 |
33 |
14 |
362 |
No thanks, Ralph . We're going to take the stairs. |
1.3697 |
0.04804 |
165 |
116 |
37 |
12 |
363 |
I hate it when he does that. |
1.3697 |
0.04804 |
165 |
116 |
37 |
12 |
364 |
I don't care if there's a Pokemon down there! |
1.3697 |
0.04955 |
165 |
118 |
33 |
14 |
365 |
Well, we followed him this far. |
1.3697 |
0.04804 |
165 |
116 |
37 |
12 |
366 |
He loves taking the path less traveled. |
1.3697 |
0.04880 |
165 |
117 |
35 |
13 |
367 |
He fails to appreciate the gravity of the situation. |
1.3697 |
0.05102 |
165 |
120 |
29 |
16 |
368 |
Damn good boots. |
1.3697 |
0.04880 |
165 |
117 |
35 |
13 |
369 |
90 degrees at this time of year? |
1.3669 |
0.04867 |
169 |
121 |
34 |
14 |
370 |
He must be in some perpendicular universe. |
1.3659 |
0.04818 |
164 |
116 |
36 |
12 |
371 |
Well, I admire his faith in Google maps. |
1.3659 |
0.04895 |
164 |
117 |
34 |
13 |
372 |
Just don't wake him up! |
1.3659 |
0.04971 |
164 |
118 |
32 |
14 |
373 |
He's one of the last of the good lemming trackers. |
1.3659 |
0.05045 |
164 |
119 |
30 |
15 |
374 |
It feels like 90 degrees up here too. |
1.3659 |
0.04740 |
164 |
115 |
38 |
11 |
375 |
He's just bluffing. |
1.3659 |
0.05192 |
164 |
121 |
26 |
17 |
376 |
I hate playing Follow the Leader with Bob. |
1.3659 |
0.05045 |
164 |
119 |
30 |
15 |
377 |
He really needs to understand the gravity of this situation. |
1.3659 |
0.04895 |
164 |
117 |
34 |
13 |
378 |
Then again, there's a lot to be said for taking the beaten path. |
1.3659 |
0.04740 |
164 |
115 |
38 |
11 |
379 |
This is the last time we're inviting M.C. Escher to our hikes. |
1.3659 |
0.05119 |
164 |
120 |
28 |
16 |
380 |
His blindness seems to be less of a hindrance than we anticipated. |
1.3659 |
0.04971 |
164 |
118 |
32 |
14 |
381 |
Frank gave up gravity years ago. |
1.3647 |
0.04771 |
170 |
121 |
36 |
13 |
382 |
This could be a metaphor for just about anything. |
1.3636 |
0.05020 |
165 |
120 |
30 |
15 |
383 |
A little over the edge, wouldn't you say? |
1.3636 |
0.04716 |
165 |
116 |
38 |
11 |
384 |
We must be holding the map sideways. |
1.3620 |
0.04672 |
163 |
114 |
39 |
10 |
385 |
Let's just skip the Wile E. Coyote Memorial Trail. |
1.3620 |
0.05136 |
163 |
120 |
27 |
16 |
386 |
He makes everything look easy. |
1.3620 |
0.04832 |
163 |
116 |
35 |
12 |
387 |
We can see the wire. |
1.3620 |
0.04909 |
163 |
117 |
33 |
13 |
388 |
Back in my day, it was uphill both ways. |
1.3620 |
0.04672 |
163 |
114 |
39 |
10 |
389 |
If he makes it, I insist. You go next. |
1.3620 |
0.04590 |
163 |
113 |
41 |
9 |
390 |
Harry has always taken the trail less traveled. |
1.3602 |
0.05104 |
161 |
118 |
28 |
15 |
391 |
He has more faith in Apple Maps than I do. |
1.3602 |
0.04949 |
161 |
116 |
32 |
13 |
392 |
Trust me, it'll be his downfall. |
1.3602 |
0.04790 |
161 |
114 |
36 |
11 |
393 |
He did say just past the next tree it was all downhill. |
1.3602 |
0.04366 |
161 |
109 |
46 |
6 |
394 |
Looks like it's all downhill from here. |
1.3602 |
0.04790 |
161 |
114 |
36 |
11 |
395 |
I could have sworn he was bluffing. |
1.3602 |
0.04870 |
161 |
115 |
34 |
12 |
396 |
If climate change is a hoax, I suppose gravity could be too. |
1.3602 |
0.05027 |
161 |
117 |
30 |
14 |
397 |
All I've defied is authority. |
1.3602 |
0.05027 |
161 |
117 |
30 |
14 |
398 |
In Landscape Mode we'd be the ones in trouble |
1.3602 |
0.05027 |
161 |
117 |
30 |
14 |
399 |
I don't care what his phone says, I'm sure we take a left here. |
1.3602 |
0.04790 |
161 |
114 |
36 |
11 |
400 |
Don't you love Velcro? |
1.3602 |
0.04790 |
161 |
114 |
36 |
11 |
401 |
Do you believe everything Google Maps tells you? |
1.3598 |
0.04807 |
164 |
117 |
35 |
12 |
402 |
He doesn't believe in evolution either. |
1.3585 |
0.04910 |
159 |
114 |
33 |
12 |
403 |
He's just practicing in case Trump gets elected. |
1.3562 |
0.05043 |
160 |
117 |
29 |
14 |
404 |
They say that’s normally the road not taken. |
1.3562 |
0.04884 |
160 |
115 |
33 |
12 |
405 |
Sorry gravity, we're in a post-fact world now! |
1.3562 |
0.04964 |
160 |
116 |
31 |
13 |
406 |
He refuses to accept the gravity of the situation |
1.3562 |
0.04964 |
160 |
116 |
31 |
13 |
407 |
He said, "If one of those two could become president then anything was possible." and he just started walking. |
1.3562 |
0.05120 |
160 |
118 |
27 |
15 |
408 |
He just doesn't comprehend the gravity of the situation. |
1.3562 |
0.05346 |
160 |
121 |
21 |
18 |
409 |
I can't but see this as a metaphor for the election. |
1.3562 |
0.05346 |
160 |
121 |
21 |
18 |
410 |
You don't have to do this! There's always Canada! |
1.3562 |
0.05043 |
160 |
117 |
29 |
14 |
411 |
Definitely buying a pair, is all I know. |
1.3562 |
0.05043 |
160 |
117 |
29 |
14 |
412 |
Told ya, the man has absolutely no sense of direction. |
1.3562 |
0.04884 |
160 |
115 |
33 |
12 |
413 |
Wow that's a strong updraft! |
1.3562 |
0.05196 |
160 |
119 |
25 |
16 |
414 |
What kind of mushrooms did we eat? |
1.3562 |
0.04637 |
160 |
112 |
39 |
9 |
415 |
Don't be impressed - he just rotates the cartoon. |
1.3562 |
0.05120 |
160 |
118 |
27 |
15 |
416 |
This is why I hate hiking with Escher |
1.3562 |
0.04721 |
160 |
113 |
37 |
10 |
417 |
Keep it down, we can't wake him up. |
1.3540 |
0.04778 |
161 |
115 |
35 |
11 |
418 |
Your turn. I'll wait here. |
1.3540 |
0.04938 |
161 |
117 |
31 |
13 |
419 |
OK Fred, global warming might be a hoax and gravity might be a myth, but for heaven’s sakes, man, put on some sunscreen! |
1.3540 |
0.05016 |
161 |
118 |
29 |
14 |
420 |
I think it’s time to ditch our guide. |
1.3540 |
0.04859 |
161 |
116 |
33 |
12 |
421 |
No, I insist, you go next! |
1.3522 |
0.04816 |
159 |
114 |
34 |
11 |
422 |
He insists on using Apple Maps. |
1.3522 |
0.04979 |
159 |
116 |
30 |
13 |
423 |
...but did you see how he struggled on the way up? |
1.3522 |
0.04816 |
159 |
114 |
34 |
11 |
424 |
I guess the right pair of shoes really does make a difference. |
1.3519 |
0.04673 |
162 |
115 |
37 |
10 |
425 |
Sometimes Bob relies a little too much on his GPS. |
1.3519 |
0.04990 |
162 |
119 |
29 |
14 |
426 |
What drummer? I don't hear any drummer. |
1.3503 |
0.05020 |
157 |
115 |
29 |
13 |
427 |
Not for nothing is it known as Mount Velcro. |
1.3503 |
0.04938 |
157 |
114 |
31 |
12 |
428 |
Well he did say it's all downhill from here |
1.3503 |
0.04770 |
157 |
112 |
35 |
10 |
429 |
Knock it off Jesus! |
1.3503 |
0.05101 |
157 |
116 |
27 |
14 |
430 |
Never thought I'd see a cliff-hanger with no suspense. |
1.3500 |
0.04873 |
160 |
116 |
32 |
12 |
431 |
You gotta love a cliffhanger. |
1.3481 |
0.04912 |
158 |
115 |
31 |
12 |
432 |
Well, bread crumbs appear no longer an option. |
1.3481 |
0.04912 |
158 |
115 |
31 |
12 |
433 |
That's the last time I will make fun of his hiking boots. |
1.3481 |
0.04912 |
158 |
115 |
31 |
12 |
434 |
Just don't look up! |
1.3481 |
0.04912 |
158 |
115 |
31 |
12 |
435 |
Now Simon says take three steps backward. |
1.3481 |
0.04745 |
158 |
113 |
35 |
10 |
436 |
Shh! We don't want to wake him. |
1.3481 |
0.04659 |
158 |
112 |
37 |
9 |
437 |
He thinks gravity is a hoax invented by the Chinese. |
1.3481 |
0.04829 |
158 |
114 |
33 |
11 |
438 |
He flunked Physics in college. |
1.3481 |
0.04659 |
158 |
112 |
37 |
9 |
439 |
Gravity was just a theory, right? |
1.3462 |
0.05035 |
156 |
115 |
28 |
13 |
440 |
I guess we can't call him vertically challenged anymore. |
1.3462 |
0.04516 |
156 |
109 |
40 |
7 |
441 |
He walks the walk. We talk the talk. |
1.3462 |
0.04606 |
156 |
110 |
38 |
8 |
442 |
We've crossed the border, Fred, we're in Fox News territory now. |
1.3462 |
0.05117 |
156 |
116 |
26 |
14 |
443 |
Here's where this hike starts to go south. |
1.3462 |
0.04868 |
156 |
113 |
32 |
11 |
444 |
I told you not to bring Escher. |
1.3462 |
0.04695 |
156 |
111 |
36 |
9 |
445 |
I don't like his attitude. |
1.3462 |
0.04868 |
156 |
113 |
32 |
11 |
446 |
When did follow the leader become an extreme sport? |
1.3462 |
0.04516 |
156 |
109 |
40 |
7 |
447 |
And to think I laughed when he told me his boots cost 12,000 bucks. |
1.3462 |
0.04868 |
156 |
113 |
32 |
11 |
448 |
Some people act as if laws don't apply to them. |
1.3462 |
0.04695 |
156 |
111 |
36 |
9 |
449 |
I guess Herb didn't read the Cliff Notes. |
1.3462 |
0.04953 |
156 |
114 |
30 |
12 |
450 |
Going down is harder on the knees. |
1.3459 |
0.04635 |
159 |
113 |
37 |
9 |
451 |
Google Maps said go south. |
1.3459 |
0.04804 |
159 |
115 |
33 |
11 |
452 |
He is still quite unaware of the gravity of the situation. |
1.3442 |
0.04821 |
154 |
111 |
33 |
10 |
453 |
I told you he didn't know which end was up. |
1.3442 |
0.05078 |
154 |
114 |
27 |
13 |
454 |
Should we tell him about his laces ? |
1.3442 |
0.04821 |
154 |
111 |
33 |
10 |
455 |
He's technically proficient but lacking in direction. |
1.3442 |
0.04908 |
154 |
112 |
31 |
11 |
456 |
Cross-country hiking hasn't been the same since the doping started. |
1.3442 |
0.05078 |
154 |
114 |
27 |
13 |
457 |
He always said gravity is only a theory. |
1.3442 |
0.05078 |
154 |
114 |
27 |
13 |
458 |
Just leave it. We can buy another baseball. |
1.3442 |
0.04821 |
154 |
111 |
33 |
10 |
459 |
He said he needed some down time. |
1.3442 |
0.04641 |
154 |
109 |
37 |
8 |
460 |
I don't care if IS the road less traveled. |
1.3442 |
0.04908 |
154 |
112 |
31 |
11 |
461 |
Should I tell him his shoelace is untied? |
1.3442 |
0.04994 |
154 |
113 |
29 |
12 |
462 |
Yoo-hoo! I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation. |
1.3442 |
0.04994 |
154 |
113 |
29 |
12 |
463 |
What do you mean you forgot the camera? |
1.3442 |
0.04908 |
154 |
112 |
31 |
11 |
464 |
He says the trick is to stare into the abyss. |
1.3442 |
0.04994 |
154 |
113 |
29 |
12 |
465 |
And that is why we call him Cliff. |
1.3442 |
0.04732 |
154 |
110 |
35 |
9 |
466 |
Harry, come back. I'm certain I locked the car. |
1.3442 |
0.04908 |
154 |
112 |
31 |
11 |
467 |
He did say it was the path less followed |
1.3442 |
0.04641 |
154 |
109 |
37 |
8 |
468 |
So, you were sure about those mushrooms? |
1.3442 |
0.04821 |
154 |
111 |
33 |
10 |
469 |
All I said is that we should head south... |
1.3442 |
0.04641 |
154 |
109 |
37 |
8 |
470 |
Mind over splatter |
1.3442 |
0.05078 |
154 |
114 |
27 |
13 |
471 |
Stop showing off, Escher! |
1.3442 |
0.04994 |
154 |
113 |
29 |
12 |
472 |
Should we be filming this? |
1.3439 |
0.04582 |
157 |
111 |
38 |
8 |
473 |
I always thought that walking off a cliff would be a bit more.....dramatic |
1.3439 |
0.05089 |
157 |
117 |
26 |
14 |
474 |
That's what it means to suspend disbelief. |
1.3438 |
0.04437 |
160 |
112 |
41 |
7 |
475 |
Wow, I guess he does have gravitas. |
1.3438 |
0.05019 |
160 |
119 |
27 |
14 |
476 |
Why do you think he said "goodbye" instead of his usual "see you later." |
1.3438 |
0.04779 |
160 |
116 |
33 |
11 |
477 |
We wasted all three wishes. |
1.3419 |
0.04881 |
155 |
113 |
31 |
11 |
478 |
It's ok. You can go next. |
1.3399 |
0.04743 |
153 |
110 |
34 |
9 |
479 |
He's obviously unfazed by the gravity of the situation. |
1.3399 |
0.04921 |
153 |
112 |
30 |
11 |
480 |
That's a man who has total faith in his GPS. |
1.3399 |
0.04743 |
153 |
110 |
34 |
9 |
481 |
Are you gonna tell him, or should I? |
1.3399 |
0.04921 |
153 |
112 |
30 |
11 |
482 |
Yeah...he can be a little condescending... |
1.3399 |
0.04921 |
153 |
112 |
30 |
11 |
483 |
I wonder how he'd do on water. |
1.3399 |
0.04652 |
153 |
109 |
36 |
8 |
484 |
He seems to be descending at the right angle. |
1.3399 |
0.04833 |
153 |
111 |
32 |
10 |
485 |
One third of our party is in steep decline. |
1.3399 |
0.05093 |
153 |
114 |
26 |
13 |
486 |
Try adjusting the horizontal. |
1.3399 |
0.04743 |
153 |
110 |
34 |
9 |
487 |
If he was gonna fall, I think it would have happened by now. |
1.3399 |
0.04921 |
153 |
112 |
30 |
11 |
488 |
You can go next. |
1.3399 |
0.05008 |
153 |
113 |
28 |
12 |
489 |
I prefer the high road. |
1.3399 |
0.04921 |
153 |
112 |
30 |
11 |
490 |
He's been on edge recently. |
1.3399 |
0.05008 |
153 |
113 |
28 |
12 |
491 |
Are we in his dream, or is he in our dream? |
1.3399 |
0.04833 |
153 |
111 |
32 |
10 |
492 |
No I insist; after you... |
1.3399 |
0.04743 |
153 |
110 |
34 |
9 |
493 |
Hiking with Escher is always a challenge. |
1.3399 |
0.04833 |
153 |
111 |
32 |
10 |
494 |
His GPS is set to find the fastest route. |
1.3399 |
0.04921 |
153 |
112 |
30 |
11 |
495 |
You should be okay, but I'm afraid my glasses will fall off. |
1.3399 |
0.04833 |
153 |
111 |
32 |
10 |
496 |
He had me when he walked across the lake. |
1.3399 |
0.05177 |
153 |
115 |
24 |
14 |
497 |
Should we tell him you have the car keys? |
1.3399 |
0.04652 |
153 |
109 |
36 |
8 |
498 |
Should we tell him his pack is open? |
1.3399 |
0.05093 |
153 |
114 |
26 |
13 |
499 |
What do you know -- Siri was right! |
1.3399 |
0.05177 |
153 |
115 |
24 |
14 |
500 |
'That's the last time we use DiscountSherpas.com...' |
1.3399 |
0.05008 |
153 |
113 |
28 |
12 |
501 |
What a showoff, walking up here backwards. |
1.3399 |
0.04921 |
153 |
112 |
30 |
11 |
502 |
He's not that daring. It's not a backpack. It's a parachute. |
1.3399 |
0.04833 |
153 |
111 |
32 |
10 |
503 |
He likes the road less travelled.... |
1.3399 |
0.04921 |
153 |
112 |
30 |
11 |
504 |
So this is what the map meant by Hiker Falls. |
1.3399 |
0.05259 |
153 |
116 |
22 |
15 |
505 |
When you get half way down, throw up a rope. |
1.3399 |
0.05177 |
153 |
115 |
24 |
14 |
506 |
He exists in a perpendicular universe. |
1.3399 |
0.05008 |
153 |
113 |
28 |
12 |
507 |
At some point, Pokemon Go just isn't worth it. |
1.3399 |
0.05177 |
153 |
115 |
24 |
14 |
508 |
A perpendicularist! Who knew?! |
1.3399 |
0.04833 |
153 |
111 |
32 |
10 |
509 |
The lake at the bottom will be the real test. |
1.3399 |
0.04921 |
153 |
112 |
30 |
11 |
510 |
If you look at it from his perspective, we're the ones falling. |
1.3399 |
0.04743 |
153 |
110 |
34 |
9 |
511 |
Whatever he paid for those boots, it was worth it. |
1.3399 |
0.04743 |
153 |
110 |
34 |
9 |
512 |
This is where I draw a line collecting Pokemon. |
1.3399 |
0.04921 |
153 |
112 |
30 |
11 |
513 |
You first. |
1.3399 |
0.05259 |
153 |
116 |
22 |
15 |
514 |
Be quiet, we don't want to wake him. |
1.3399 |
0.04743 |
153 |
110 |
34 |
9 |
515 |
You should see the the reaction when he leaves his fifth floor office. |
1.3399 |
0.05177 |
153 |
115 |
24 |
14 |
516 |
Global warming?? He doesn't even believe in gravity! |
1.3399 |
0.04743 |
153 |
110 |
34 |
9 |
517 |
Well, I guess if Donald Trump can live in an alternate universe, so can Ned. |
1.3399 |
0.05008 |
153 |
113 |
28 |
12 |
518 |
Obviously he doesn't understand the gravity of his situation. |
1.3377 |
0.05065 |
154 |
115 |
26 |
13 |
519 |
Next time he says "I know a shortcut" let's ask for more information. |
1.3355 |
0.04935 |
152 |
112 |
29 |
11 |
520 |
That’s not leadership I’m ready to follow. |
1.3355 |
0.04755 |
152 |
110 |
33 |
9 |
521 |
No Pokémon is worth this. |
1.3355 |
0.05022 |
152 |
113 |
27 |
12 |
522 |
He fails to recognize the gravity of his situation. |
1.3355 |
0.05358 |
152 |
117 |
19 |
16 |
523 |
You should have taken "truth." |
1.3355 |
0.04935 |
152 |
112 |
29 |
11 |
524 |
He can't do that. The sign said to stay on designated, marked trails. |
1.3355 |
0.04845 |
152 |
111 |
31 |
10 |
525 |
I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation |
1.3355 |
0.04662 |
152 |
109 |
35 |
8 |
526 |
I know it's shorter but I'm going back the way we came. |
1.3355 |
0.04868 |
155 |
114 |
30 |
11 |
527 |
Doesn't he know the gravity of the situation? |
1.3333 |
0.05152 |
150 |
113 |
24 |
13 |
528 |
Polls were right... he is gaining traction. |
1.3333 |
0.04792 |
150 |
109 |
32 |
9 |
529 |
Nike really thinks of everything |
1.3333 |
0.04792 |
150 |
109 |
32 |
9 |
530 |
Now you know why we call him "Cliff." |
1.3333 |
0.05152 |
150 |
113 |
24 |
13 |
531 |
Clearly, he doesn't get the gravity of the situation. |
1.3333 |
0.04885 |
150 |
110 |
30 |
10 |
532 |
Escher! Stop showing off. |
1.3333 |
0.05065 |
150 |
112 |
26 |
12 |
533 |
You think that's something? Wait till he puts on his roller skates |
1.3333 |
0.04976 |
150 |
111 |
28 |
11 |
534 |
He's not respecting the gravity of our situation. |
1.3333 |
0.05152 |
150 |
113 |
24 |
13 |
535 |
I never hear that drummer. |
1.3333 |
0.05239 |
150 |
114 |
22 |
14 |
536 |
Damn smart shoes...there's no skill involved anymore! |
1.3333 |
0.04885 |
150 |
110 |
30 |
10 |
537 |
Should we tell him? |
1.3333 |
0.04698 |
150 |
108 |
34 |
8 |
538 |
He always chooses the road not taken. |
1.3333 |
0.04885 |
150 |
110 |
30 |
10 |
539 |
Bob insists gravity is a liberal conspiracy. |
1.3333 |
0.04885 |
150 |
110 |
30 |
10 |
540 |
He won't back down. |
1.3333 |
0.05239 |
150 |
114 |
22 |
14 |
541 |
Is it him or is it us? |
1.3333 |
0.04976 |
150 |
111 |
28 |
11 |
542 |
He really takes it personally when you call him vertically challenged. |
1.3333 |
0.04698 |
150 |
108 |
34 |
8 |
543 |
Yeah, well it's always easier going downhill. |
1.3333 |
0.04698 |
150 |
108 |
34 |
8 |
544 |
He had nowhere left to go but down. |
1.3333 |
0.04698 |
150 |
108 |
34 |
8 |
545 |
It's easier than it looks. |
1.3333 |
0.04976 |
150 |
111 |
28 |
11 |
546 |
Not only that, he's walking backwards. |
1.3333 |
0.05065 |
150 |
112 |
26 |
12 |
547 |
I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation. |
1.3333 |
0.04976 |
150 |
111 |
28 |
11 |
548 |
I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation Larry. |
1.3333 |
0.04885 |
150 |
110 |
30 |
10 |
549 |
My cousin tried to do that once... Once! |
1.3333 |
0.05407 |
150 |
116 |
18 |
16 |
550 |
It's amazing how his hat stays on. |
1.3311 |
0.05036 |
151 |
113 |
26 |
12 |
551 |
Sometimes you have to let them hit rock bottom before you can truly help. |
1.3311 |
0.04948 |
151 |
112 |
28 |
11 |
552 |
Dibs on his boots. |
1.3311 |
0.05292 |
151 |
116 |
20 |
15 |
553 |
He just doesn't seem to understand the gravity of this situation. |
1.3311 |
0.05292 |
151 |
116 |
20 |
15 |
554 |
I don't think he understands the gravity of the situation, here. |
1.3311 |
0.04948 |
151 |
112 |
28 |
11 |
555 |
Some people will do anything for better cell phone reception. |
1.3311 |
0.04766 |
151 |
110 |
32 |
9 |
556 |
I'm starting to hate Pokemon Go... |
1.3311 |
0.04766 |
151 |
110 |
32 |
9 |
557 |
He failed physics in high school, you know what they say; "What you don't know can't hurt you." |
1.3311 |
0.04479 |
151 |
107 |
38 |
6 |
558 |
It's OK. He's a direct descendant. |
1.3311 |
0.04948 |
151 |
112 |
28 |
11 |
559 |
Did you really have to say, "It's all downhill from here?" |
1.3311 |
0.04672 |
151 |
109 |
34 |
8 |
560 |
Big deal - let's see him try it WITHOUT a cane. |
1.3311 |
0.04948 |
151 |
112 |
28 |
11 |
561 |
Don't always take the path less traveled |
1.3311 |
0.04672 |
151 |
109 |
34 |
8 |
562 |
Think it's our suspension of disbelief or his lack of gravitas? |
1.3311 |
0.05123 |
151 |
114 |
24 |
13 |
563 |
I'd like to get a hold of his Cliff Notes. |
1.3311 |
0.05123 |
151 |
114 |
24 |
13 |
564 |
I never thought he'd go downhill so fast. |
1.3311 |
0.04858 |
151 |
111 |
30 |
10 |
565 |
It doesn't have to be a race to the bottom |
1.3311 |
0.04577 |
151 |
108 |
36 |
7 |
566 |
This must be the high degree of difficulty part. |
1.3290 |
0.04766 |
155 |
114 |
31 |
10 |
567 |
I would've bought those shoes too, but they don't provide good ankle support. |
1.3289 |
0.04739 |
152 |
111 |
32 |
9 |
568 |
If he walks on the water it's him. |
1.3289 |
0.05168 |
149 |
113 |
23 |
13 |
569 |
They said we may have trouble keeping up with this guide. |
1.3289 |
0.05079 |
149 |
112 |
25 |
12 |
570 |
That's nothin'! Wait until he comes back with the water! |
1.3268 |
0.04979 |
153 |
115 |
26 |
12 |
571 |
Dave has always been more of a doer than a thinker. |
1.3267 |
0.04869 |
150 |
111 |
29 |
10 |
572 |
What'd I tell ya? You can't go wrong leading from behind. |
1.3267 |
0.04869 |
150 |
111 |
29 |
10 |
573 |
I'm worried he relies a little too much on GPS. |
1.3265 |
0.05302 |
147 |
113 |
20 |
14 |
574 |
I told him not to set his GPS on fastest route! |
1.3265 |
0.05123 |
147 |
111 |
24 |
12 |
575 |
Mt Velcro is his favorite |
1.3265 |
0.05031 |
147 |
110 |
26 |
11 |
576 |
He prefers landscape mode. |
1.3265 |
0.04545 |
147 |
105 |
36 |
6 |
577 |
Good but can he yodel at the same time? |
1.3265 |
0.04745 |
147 |
107 |
32 |
8 |
578 |
Ever since he stepped into that Yak poop those shoes will stick to anything |
1.3265 |
0.05123 |
147 |
111 |
24 |
12 |
579 |
Is he on the level? |
1.3265 |
0.05031 |
147 |
110 |
26 |
11 |
580 |
Try it without the walking stick! |
1.3265 |
0.04842 |
147 |
108 |
30 |
9 |
581 |
Harvey is a charter member of the Flat Earth Society. |
1.3265 |
0.04938 |
147 |
109 |
28 |
10 |
582 |
Just wait until he realizes his pockets aren't zipped |
1.3265 |
0.05031 |
147 |
110 |
26 |
11 |
583 |
I hear the views are to die for. |
1.3265 |
0.04938 |
147 |
109 |
28 |
10 |
584 |
The locals call him Dances With Gravity. |
1.3265 |
0.05031 |
147 |
110 |
26 |
11 |
585 |
Wait, you forgot your glasses. |
1.3265 |
0.05123 |
147 |
111 |
24 |
12 |
586 |
Well, after talking the talk, you can't accuse Herb of not walking the walk. |
1.3265 |
0.04545 |
147 |
105 |
36 |
6 |
587 |
Apple Maps says it's a trail. |
1.3265 |
0.04745 |
147 |
107 |
32 |
8 |
588 |
Come back, Curt, she won the debate!" |
1.3265 |
0.04938 |
147 |
109 |
28 |
10 |
589 |
Going down is the easy part. I want to see him walk back up. |
1.3265 |
0.04745 |
147 |
107 |
32 |
8 |
590 |
You see that son? That's why you never lock your phone in landscape mode! |
1.3265 |
0.04646 |
147 |
106 |
34 |
7 |
591 |
Whatever you do, don't look straight ahead! |
1.3265 |
0.05213 |
147 |
112 |
22 |
13 |
592 |
I'm not following his investment advice either! |
1.3265 |
0.04938 |
147 |
109 |
28 |
10 |
593 |
Velcro on moss. I wish I'd thought of that. |
1.3265 |
0.05031 |
147 |
110 |
26 |
11 |
594 |
Ever since he got that Fitbit there's no living with him. |
1.3265 |
0.04938 |
147 |
109 |
28 |
10 |
595 |
So that's what happens when you engage your core! |
1.3265 |
0.04842 |
147 |
108 |
30 |
9 |
596 |
Iron mountain, magnetic shoes. |
1.3265 |
0.04842 |
147 |
108 |
30 |
9 |
597 |
Just let it go Tom! When we get home I'll buy you another iPhone. |
1.3265 |
0.05213 |
147 |
112 |
22 |
13 |
598 |
I guess it's all a matter of perspective. |
1.3265 |
0.04646 |
147 |
106 |
34 |
7 |
599 |
Maybe he's like Trump: All the hot air inside is what keeps him from falling. |
1.3265 |
0.05123 |
147 |
111 |
24 |
12 |
600 |
This is the part with those killer views I mentioned. |
1.3265 |
0.04646 |
147 |
106 |
34 |
7 |
601 |
He got tired of living on the edge. |
1.3265 |
0.04842 |
147 |
108 |
30 |
9 |
602 |
You follow. I've got the rear. |
1.3265 |
0.04745 |
147 |
107 |
32 |
8 |
603 |
Tim, I think the GPS is wrong. |
1.3265 |
0.05123 |
147 |
111 |
24 |
12 |
604 |
He also has no sense of perspective. |
1.3265 |
0.04842 |
147 |
108 |
30 |
9 |
605 |
I think his GPS is trying to kill him. |
1.3245 |
0.04842 |
151 |
112 |
29 |
10 |
606 |
It's like I've always said, gravity is just a hoax invented by the Chinese |
1.3224 |
0.05079 |
152 |
116 |
23 |
13 |
607 |
You had to hire the cheapest guide? |
1.3219 |
0.05228 |
146 |
112 |
21 |
13 |
608 |
I'm good here. How about you? |
1.3219 |
0.04447 |
146 |
104 |
37 |
5 |
609 |
His iPhone is stuck in landscape mode. |
1.3219 |
0.05137 |
146 |
111 |
23 |
12 |
610 |
Fine! Fine! Just walk away like you always do! |
1.3219 |
0.05044 |
146 |
110 |
25 |
11 |
611 |
He decided to follow Trump's political campaign. |
1.3219 |
0.05493 |
146 |
115 |
15 |
16 |
612 |
Why did you have to bring Escher? |
1.3219 |
0.05137 |
146 |
111 |
23 |
12 |
613 |
You can go straight to hell! |
1.3219 |
0.04950 |
146 |
109 |
27 |
10 |
614 |
Dibs on those shoes. |
1.3219 |
0.05044 |
146 |
110 |
25 |
11 |
615 |
He says gravity is a Chinese hoax |
1.3219 |
0.05044 |
146 |
110 |
25 |
11 |
616 |
Ok! You win! Gravity is just a theory! |
1.3219 |
0.04655 |
146 |
106 |
33 |
7 |
617 |
It can only be explained as a case of mind over Matterhorn. |
1.3219 |
0.05044 |
146 |
110 |
25 |
11 |
618 |
Well, that's one less Trump supporter |
1.3219 |
0.04950 |
146 |
109 |
27 |
10 |
619 |
Fred is not just a good hiker. He's scary good. |
1.3219 |
0.04854 |
146 |
108 |
29 |
9 |
620 |
You owe me $20 bucks, Frank. |
1.3219 |
0.04854 |
146 |
108 |
29 |
9 |
621 |
Back in my day, we had to go uphill both ways! |
1.3219 |
0.05137 |
146 |
111 |
23 |
12 |
622 |
My mom always asked me if a friend walked off a cliff, would I follow? |
1.3219 |
0.04655 |
146 |
106 |
33 |
7 |
623 |
His life coach told him there's nothing he can't do. |
1.3219 |
0.04755 |
146 |
107 |
31 |
8 |
624 |
No, no. What I think is most impressive is that he's walking backwards. |
1.3219 |
0.04950 |
146 |
109 |
27 |
10 |
625 |
Harry's a gravity denier. |
1.3219 |
0.05493 |
146 |
115 |
15 |
16 |
626 |
Damn path-less-traveled show-off. |
1.3219 |
0.05044 |
146 |
110 |
25 |
11 |
627 |
Ed, you fool, Fitbit won't count those as "steps." |
1.3219 |
0.05318 |
146 |
113 |
19 |
14 |
628 |
Now those are climbing shoes. |
1.3219 |
0.04755 |
146 |
107 |
31 |
8 |
629 |
Remind me again....are we leaders or followers ? |
1.3219 |
0.05228 |
146 |
112 |
21 |
13 |
630 |
Beats me. He just said it's all downhill from here. |
1.3219 |
0.05044 |
146 |
110 |
25 |
11 |
631 |
Let's meet him at the emergency room. |
1.3219 |
0.05044 |
146 |
110 |
25 |
11 |
632 |
He’ll be Ok as long as he doesn’t wake up. |
1.3219 |
0.04655 |
146 |
106 |
33 |
7 |
633 |
So far the gum seems to be working. |
1.3219 |
0.04950 |
146 |
109 |
27 |
10 |
634 |
He's one of those gravity deniers. |
1.3219 |
0.04950 |
146 |
109 |
27 |
10 |
635 |
Seriously good hiking boots there Frank. |
1.3219 |
0.04755 |
146 |
107 |
31 |
8 |
636 |
If Bob decides to flip this cartoon its side, we'll be the laughing stock. |
1.3219 |
0.05318 |
146 |
113 |
19 |
14 |
637 |
It may look safe, but don't follow him! He falls in the next panel. |
1.3219 |
0.05228 |
146 |
112 |
21 |
13 |
638 |
It looks hard on the knees. |
1.3219 |
0.05044 |
146 |
110 |
25 |
11 |
639 |
"You go next... I'm right behind you. |
1.3219 |
0.05493 |
146 |
115 |
15 |
16 |
640 |
I thought he'd been looking at little on edge lately but obviously he's way over that now. |
1.3219 |
0.04854 |
146 |
108 |
29 |
9 |
641 |
Oh man... Peyote was a bad idea. |
1.3219 |
0.04950 |
146 |
109 |
27 |
10 |
642 |
According to the map he's going the wrong way. |
1.3219 |
0.04854 |
146 |
108 |
29 |
9 |
643 |
Well, if you look at it from another angle...he's on top and we're in trouble... |
1.3219 |
0.05137 |
146 |
111 |
23 |
12 |
644 |
Wait a sec, let me review my cliff notes. |
1.3219 |
0.05228 |
146 |
112 |
21 |
13 |
645 |
First evolution, then global warming, and now gravity. |
1.3219 |
0.04950 |
146 |
109 |
27 |
10 |
646 |
If he had a better sense of direction, he'd be the greatest hiker ever. |
1.3219 |
0.05044 |
146 |
110 |
25 |
11 |
647 |
We should’ve read the Cliffs Notes. |
1.3219 |
0.04755 |
146 |
107 |
31 |
8 |
648 |
That''s new. He used to just walk on water. |
1.3219 |
0.04950 |
146 |
109 |
27 |
10 |
649 |
I hate this part of the Escher Trail. |
1.3219 |
0.04950 |
146 |
109 |
27 |
10 |
650 |
This is why I didn't want to invite Escher to come hiking with us. |
1.3194 |
0.05088 |
144 |
109 |
24 |
11 |
651 |
And this is where our hike starts to go south. |
1.3194 |
0.04691 |
144 |
105 |
32 |
7 |
652 |
Be careful. They say most accidents happen on the way down. |
1.3147 |
0.05004 |
143 |
108 |
25 |
10 |
653 |
Retirement hasn't been easy for Spiderman. |
1.3147 |
0.04593 |
143 |
104 |
33 |
6 |
654 |
I always said he lacked gravitas. |
1.3147 |
0.04485 |
143 |
103 |
35 |
5 |
655 |
I knew he was an old goat. |
1.3147 |
0.04803 |
143 |
106 |
29 |
8 |
656 |
I told you he wouldn't jump. |
1.3147 |
0.04593 |
143 |
104 |
33 |
6 |
657 |
He's been diagnosed with Gravity Defiance Disorder. |
1.3147 |
0.05197 |
143 |
110 |
21 |
12 |
658 |
Don't worry. Harry is a retired cartoonist. |
1.3147 |
0.05004 |
143 |
108 |
25 |
10 |
659 |
I think I'll just stay here and yodel. |
1.3147 |
0.05101 |
143 |
109 |
23 |
11 |
660 |
I come out here to get away from hipsters, not watch them hike ironically. |
1.3147 |
0.05197 |
143 |
110 |
21 |
12 |
661 |
What a show off, climbing up backwards. |
1.3147 |
0.05197 |
143 |
110 |
21 |
12 |
662 |
OK, Your Turn |
1.3147 |
0.05004 |
143 |
108 |
25 |
10 |
663 |
You're right, down is so much easier. |
1.3147 |
0.04699 |
143 |
105 |
31 |
7 |
664 |
He's a big Wiley Coyote fan |
1.3147 |
0.05101 |
143 |
109 |
23 |
11 |
665 |
His new medication has side effects. |
1.3147 |
0.04803 |
143 |
106 |
29 |
8 |
666 |
That's Zeke. Always the path of least resistance. |
1.3147 |
0.04904 |
143 |
107 |
27 |
9 |
667 |
Well, it'll be a lot quicker than the way up. |
1.3147 |
0.04803 |
143 |
106 |
29 |
8 |
668 |
Don't be fooled. It's actually harder than it looks. |
1.3147 |
0.04803 |
143 |
106 |
29 |
8 |
669 |
That idiot!! Now he's lost the car keys. |
1.3147 |
0.05101 |
143 |
109 |
23 |
11 |
670 |
His faith in GPS is a LOT stronger than mine. |
1.3147 |
0.04904 |
143 |
107 |
27 |
9 |
671 |
Sooner or later Escher is going to try that one time too often. |
1.3147 |
0.05004 |
143 |
108 |
25 |
10 |
672 |
He says gravity is a hoax perpetrated by China. |
1.3125 |
0.04974 |
144 |
109 |
25 |
10 |
673 |
Iron rock magnetic shoes and booze. |
1.3125 |
0.04671 |
144 |
106 |
31 |
7 |
674 |
I don't think this is what Robert Frost had in mind. |
1.3125 |
0.04875 |
144 |
108 |
27 |
9 |
675 |
Perspective is everything. |
1.3125 |
0.04974 |
144 |
109 |
25 |
10 |
676 |
Let's see how far he gets. |
1.3125 |
0.04566 |
144 |
105 |
33 |
6 |
677 |
Good thing Gravity is only a theory. |
1.3103 |
0.05317 |
145 |
114 |
17 |
14 |
678 |
He said he read the Cliffs Notes. |
1.3103 |
0.05040 |
145 |
111 |
23 |
11 |
679 |
You next. |
1.3103 |
0.04324 |
145 |
104 |
37 |
4 |
680 |
He always chooses the path less taken. |
1.3103 |
0.04324 |
145 |
104 |
37 |
4 |
681 |
Gravity? He doesn't acknowledge evolution either! |
1.3103 |
0.04540 |
145 |
106 |
33 |
6 |
682 |
Fred never did have much respect for Newton. |
1.3099 |
0.04915 |
142 |
107 |
26 |
9 |
683 |
I'm afraid Isaac just isn't aware of the gravity of his situation! |
1.3099 |
0.04915 |
142 |
107 |
26 |
9 |
684 |
I find that when you just look at it from another angle, it's not really all that impressive. |
1.3099 |
0.04707 |
142 |
105 |
30 |
7 |
685 |
Do we help him now or wait until he hits rock bottom? |
1.3099 |
0.04600 |
142 |
104 |
32 |
6 |
686 |
His vertigo never bothers him, just an occasional bout of horizontigo...... |
1.3099 |
0.05016 |
142 |
108 |
24 |
10 |
687 |
Let's face it. Carl went over the edge years ago. |
1.3099 |
0.05114 |
142 |
109 |
22 |
11 |
688 |
Some shortcut. |
1.3099 |
0.04707 |
142 |
105 |
30 |
7 |
689 |
I'm rethinking this whole "Lemming Club" membership. |
1.3099 |
0.04812 |
142 |
106 |
28 |
8 |
690 |
Gravity is a hoax created by the Chinese. |
1.3099 |
0.05211 |
142 |
110 |
20 |
12 |
691 |
He's unaware that gravity's not just a good idea, it's the law. |
1.3099 |
0.04812 |
142 |
106 |
28 |
8 |
692 |
He's using the new Trump GPS. |
1.3099 |
0.05306 |
142 |
111 |
18 |
13 |
693 |
I hate how he pretends he's not trying. |
1.3099 |
0.04377 |
142 |
102 |
36 |
4 |
694 |
Okay, come back, we'll buy your stupid magnets. |
1.3099 |
0.05114 |
142 |
109 |
22 |
11 |
695 |
Frank, you'll be fine, just don't look down. |
1.3099 |
0.04915 |
142 |
107 |
26 |
9 |
696 |
This is why you let your sherpa win at poker, Steve. |
1.3099 |
0.05016 |
142 |
108 |
24 |
10 |
697 |
Shhh, waking a sleepwalker can be dangerous. |
1.3099 |
0.05016 |
142 |
108 |
24 |
10 |
698 |
He says it's just attitude over altitude |
1.3099 |
0.04490 |
142 |
103 |
34 |
5 |
699 |
If you stop that right now, we won't tell the Physics Department. |
1.3099 |
0.04915 |
142 |
107 |
26 |
9 |
700 |
when we finish this trip, let's get a new guide. |
1.3099 |
0.04812 |
142 |
106 |
28 |
8 |
701 |
It's always easier going downhill. |
1.3077 |
0.04885 |
143 |
108 |
26 |
9 |
702 |
Not me. You tell him he can't do that. |
1.3077 |
0.04464 |
143 |
104 |
34 |
5 |
703 |
Yeah but can he walk back up? |
1.3077 |
0.04985 |
143 |
109 |
24 |
10 |
704 |
He chose this because walking on water was already taken. |
1.3077 |
0.04885 |
143 |
108 |
26 |
9 |
705 |
I don't think you realize the gravity of your situation. |
1.3077 |
0.05083 |
143 |
110 |
22 |
11 |
706 |
Waze did say it was the fastest route. |
1.3077 |
0.04985 |
143 |
109 |
24 |
10 |
707 |
Is he texting while hiking again? |
1.3077 |
0.04783 |
143 |
107 |
28 |
8 |
708 |
Walt, I think you're missing the gravity of the situation. |
1.3077 |
0.05083 |
143 |
110 |
22 |
11 |
709 |
According to the Lonely Planet it's The Road Less Traveled. |
1.3077 |
0.04885 |
143 |
108 |
26 |
9 |
710 |
Just bend your knees. |
1.3077 |
0.05273 |
143 |
112 |
18 |
13 |
711 |
Do what you want, I'm taking the LOW road. |
1.3077 |
0.04985 |
143 |
109 |
24 |
10 |
712 |
That's nothing. You should see him dancing on the ceiling. |
1.3077 |
0.04573 |
143 |
105 |
32 |
6 |
713 |
He took the road less traveled, and that has made all the difference. |
1.3077 |
0.05083 |
143 |
110 |
22 |
11 |
714 |
Pretend it's no big deal. |
1.3077 |
0.04885 |
143 |
108 |
26 |
9 |
715 |
We need to get to the bottom of this. |
1.3077 |
0.05083 |
143 |
110 |
22 |
11 |
716 |
Tell us if you find a better route. |
1.3077 |
0.04885 |
143 |
108 |
26 |
9 |
717 |
Whatever you do, don't look up. |
1.3077 |
0.04783 |
143 |
107 |
28 |
8 |
718 |
He would never try this outside this cartoon. |
1.3077 |
0.05083 |
143 |
110 |
22 |
11 |
719 |
in two hundred feet turn left, your destination will be on your right |
1.3077 |
0.04985 |
143 |
109 |
24 |
10 |
720 |
He's a gravity denier. |
1.3077 |
0.04783 |
143 |
107 |
28 |
8 |
721 |
I hate when these guided tours end with a cliffhanger. |
1.3077 |
0.05083 |
143 |
110 |
22 |
11 |
722 |
Don't worry... He's blind, so he doesn't know it's impossible! |
1.3077 |
0.05179 |
143 |
111 |
20 |
12 |
723 |
I always like a good cliffhanger. |
1.3077 |
0.04985 |
143 |
109 |
24 |
10 |
724 |
That's a bit over the top |
1.3077 |
0.04885 |
143 |
108 |
26 |
9 |
725 |
LSD and crazy glue make a really bad combination. |
1.3077 |
0.05273 |
143 |
112 |
18 |
13 |
726 |
He dosen't appear to appreciate the gravity his situation. |
1.3077 |
0.04885 |
143 |
108 |
26 |
9 |
727 |
He has an inner ear problem. |
1.3077 |
0.04573 |
143 |
105 |
32 |
6 |
728 |
Son, I don't think thats what Siri meant by keep heading South |
1.3077 |
0.04985 |
143 |
109 |
24 |
10 |
729 |
He's also a gravity denier. |
1.3071 |
0.04851 |
140 |
105 |
27 |
8 |
730 |
Harry always took the path less traveled on. |
1.3071 |
0.05159 |
140 |
108 |
21 |
11 |
731 |
It's a rare form of dyslexia. |
1.3071 |
0.05058 |
140 |
107 |
23 |
10 |
732 |
After you, I insist. |
1.3071 |
0.04744 |
140 |
104 |
29 |
7 |
733 |
I don't know, it's what the GPS said. |
1.3071 |
0.04956 |
140 |
106 |
25 |
9 |
734 |
I guess it's just a matter of perspective. |
1.3071 |
0.04522 |
140 |
102 |
33 |
5 |
735 |
I told you he lacks gravitas. |
1.3071 |
0.04851 |
140 |
105 |
27 |
8 |
736 |
Yeah, but can he do it while chewing gum? |
1.3071 |
0.05058 |
140 |
107 |
23 |
10 |
737 |
I guess he does have gravitas. |
1.3071 |
0.04744 |
140 |
104 |
29 |
7 |
738 |
I thought he was kidding when he said that was the shortest way down. |
1.3071 |
0.04744 |
140 |
104 |
29 |
7 |
739 |
You tell him..I'm not gonna tell him. |
1.3071 |
0.05058 |
140 |
107 |
23 |
10 |
740 |
A path less taken! |
1.3071 |
0.04407 |
140 |
101 |
35 |
4 |
741 |
Ira may be unaware of the gravity of his situation. |
1.3071 |
0.04956 |
140 |
106 |
25 |
9 |
742 |
He'll go where ever 'Pokémon go' takes him. |
1.3071 |
0.04851 |
140 |
105 |
27 |
8 |
743 |
Are there no laws you won't break? |
1.3071 |
0.04634 |
140 |
103 |
31 |
6 |
744 |
Well, now we know why he packed his golf shoes |
1.3071 |
0.04851 |
140 |
105 |
27 |
8 |
745 |
Should we tell him that the presidential candidates have already won the race to the bottom? |
1.3071 |
0.04956 |
140 |
106 |
25 |
9 |
746 |
Can you believe it, he fell 5 times coming up here? |
1.3071 |
0.05258 |
140 |
109 |
19 |
12 |
747 |
I told him to turn off that GPS! |
1.3071 |
0.05058 |
140 |
107 |
23 |
10 |
748 |
He said he had complete faith in Google Maps |
1.3071 |
0.04634 |
140 |
103 |
31 |
6 |
749 |
I concede. He'll beat us to the bottom. |
1.3071 |
0.05058 |
140 |
107 |
23 |
10 |
750 |
I worry about Harry when he wanders off on his own. |
1.3071 |
0.05159 |
140 |
108 |
21 |
11 |
751 |
He's always defying something. |
1.3071 |
0.04522 |
140 |
102 |
33 |
5 |
752 |
The race to the bottom is over! |
1.3056 |
0.05052 |
144 |
111 |
22 |
11 |
753 |
This is where the camera turns and we both fall backward. |
1.3056 |
0.04755 |
144 |
108 |
28 |
8 |
754 |
The suspense is killing me. |
1.3056 |
0.04755 |
144 |
108 |
28 |
8 |
755 |
If anyone clicks 'rotate' in photoshop, we'll be the ones who look silly. |
1.3022 |
0.04641 |
139 |
103 |
30 |
6 |
756 |
I try to follow the road less traveled, but I think I'll just stay on the trail this time. |
1.3022 |
0.04860 |
139 |
105 |
26 |
8 |
757 |
You should see him on water. |
1.3022 |
0.05070 |
139 |
107 |
22 |
10 |
758 |
Now's not the time to tell him mind-over-matter is just a saying. |
1.3022 |
0.05172 |
139 |
108 |
20 |
11 |
759 |
So far he's descended the lowest peaks on all seven continents. |
1.3022 |
0.05172 |
139 |
108 |
20 |
11 |
760 |
He got the good stick. |
1.3022 |
0.04966 |
139 |
106 |
24 |
9 |
761 |
If you follow you'll just bring yourself down to his level. |
1.3022 |
0.04966 |
139 |
106 |
24 |
9 |
762 |
I know, when I asked about his new boots, all he said was you'll see. |
1.3022 |
0.04966 |
139 |
106 |
24 |
9 |
763 |
Crap! Now he'll never stop talking about his fancy new hiking shoes. |
1.3022 |
0.05070 |
139 |
107 |
22 |
10 |
764 |
Does Escher ever stop showing off? |
1.3022 |
0.04966 |
139 |
106 |
24 |
9 |
765 |
Personally, I think his "mind over matter" attitude will be his downfall... |
1.3022 |
0.04966 |
139 |
106 |
24 |
9 |
766 |
We don't tolerate descent. |
1.3022 |
0.05272 |
139 |
109 |
18 |
12 |
767 |
Don't worry - he's a Physics Professor |
1.3022 |
0.04860 |
139 |
105 |
26 |
8 |
768 |
Escher, get up here now! |
1.3022 |
0.04966 |
139 |
106 |
24 |
9 |
769 |
Do you want to tell him, or should I? |
1.3022 |
0.04641 |
139 |
103 |
30 |
6 |
770 |
Are you seeing this? Dammit, I knew we shouldn't have eaten those mushrooms. |
1.3022 |
0.05172 |
139 |
108 |
20 |
11 |
771 |
Well, from his point of view, we're standing on the side of a mountain with a tree branch sticking out behind us. |
1.3022 |
0.04527 |
139 |
102 |
32 |
5 |
772 |
Look out, Cliff! |
1.3022 |
0.05172 |
139 |
108 |
20 |
11 |
773 |
I don't know his real name. He's about to be Jack Splat! |
1.3022 |
0.05070 |
139 |
107 |
22 |
10 |
774 |
He was always anti-establishment, anti-taxes, anti-government. Now he's gone anti-gravity. |
1.3022 |
0.04752 |
139 |
104 |
28 |
7 |
775 |
Duct tape. Is there anything it can't do? |
1.3022 |
0.04752 |
139 |
104 |
28 |
7 |
776 |
He no longer appears to be vertically challenged. |
1.3022 |
0.05172 |
139 |
108 |
20 |
11 |
777 |
He suffers from a lack of gravitas. |
1.3022 |
0.04752 |
139 |
104 |
28 |
7 |
778 |
I specifically remember Mom saying if your friend "jumps" off a cliff... |
1.3022 |
0.05070 |
139 |
107 |
22 |
10 |
779 |
I think Pete is going to go down in history! |
1.3022 |
0.04860 |
139 |
105 |
26 |
8 |
780 |
Rotate this cartoon a quarter turn clockwise, and we're the ones in trouble. |
1.3022 |
0.05070 |
139 |
107 |
22 |
10 |
781 |
He really meant it when he said "It's all downhill from here" |
1.3022 |
0.04966 |
139 |
106 |
24 |
9 |
782 |
They say it's harder on the knees going down. |
1.3022 |
0.04641 |
139 |
103 |
30 |
6 |
783 |
Of course going back down is always easier... |
1.3022 |
0.04860 |
139 |
105 |
26 |
8 |
784 |
Frank's navigation app still has some glitches. |
1.3022 |
0.04752 |
139 |
104 |
28 |
7 |
785 |
Would it kill you to stop for lunch? |
1.3000 |
0.04612 |
140 |
104 |
30 |
6 |
786 |
He took the path less traveled by, and its made all the difference.... |
1.2993 |
0.05008 |
137 |
105 |
23 |
9 |
787 |
Photoshop |
1.2993 |
0.04900 |
137 |
104 |
25 |
8 |
788 |
He calls it downward mobility, but I just call it elaborate suicide. |
1.2993 |
0.04789 |
137 |
103 |
27 |
7 |
789 |
It is a straight line on the map. |
1.2993 |
0.05114 |
137 |
106 |
21 |
10 |
790 |
He stepped in gum. |
1.2993 |
0.05218 |
137 |
107 |
19 |
11 |
791 |
He found a loophole in the Law of Gravity. |
1.2993 |
0.04789 |
137 |
103 |
27 |
7 |
792 |
We're right behind you, Clyde... |
1.2993 |
0.04900 |
137 |
104 |
25 |
8 |
793 |
He's still not using the stick properly. |
1.2993 |
0.05114 |
137 |
106 |
21 |
10 |
794 |
Well, it's not like walking on water. |
1.2993 |
0.05008 |
137 |
105 |
23 |
9 |
795 |
Nobody likes a show-off Bob. |
1.2993 |
0.05008 |
137 |
105 |
23 |
9 |
796 |
Did you inform him the adhesive wears off after a few minutes? |
1.2993 |
0.05114 |
137 |
106 |
21 |
10 |
797 |
If Trump can be the Republican candidate, I guess anything's possible now. |
1.2993 |
0.05218 |
137 |
107 |
19 |
11 |
798 |
Tech support suggested that you turn the map clockwise 90 degrees |
1.2993 |
0.05008 |
137 |
105 |
23 |
9 |
799 |
He has never trusted Siri. |
1.2993 |
0.05218 |
137 |
107 |
19 |
11 |
800 |
Maybe we should have stuck with the 'Mid-Level Mountaineering' package. |
1.2993 |
0.04440 |
137 |
100 |
33 |
4 |
801 |
Hey, Cliff Walker, we promise not to laugh at your name anymore |
1.2993 |
0.04900 |
137 |
104 |
25 |
8 |
802 |
OK, Jesus, that's not fair! |
1.2993 |
0.05320 |
137 |
108 |
17 |
12 |
803 |
Magnet shoes help a lot here on Iron Mountain. |
1.2993 |
0.05114 |
137 |
106 |
21 |
10 |
804 |
Ah Jeremy, we parked down the other side of the mountain... |
1.2993 |
0.05218 |
137 |
107 |
19 |
11 |
805 |
He finds shortcuts that most of us simply miss. |
1.2993 |
0.04900 |
137 |
104 |
25 |
8 |
806 |
I don't know, he says it's a lot easier than climbing up all the time. |
1.2993 |
0.04789 |
137 |
103 |
27 |
7 |
807 |
That is the most stubborn blind man I have ever met. |
1.2993 |
0.04789 |
137 |
103 |
27 |
7 |
808 |
Should we tell him or let nature takes its course? |
1.2993 |
0.04675 |
137 |
102 |
29 |
6 |
809 |
Yes, he does have a lot of stick-to-it-ness |
1.2993 |
0.04900 |
137 |
104 |
25 |
8 |
810 |
It's all in shifting your weight and balance. You go next. |
1.2993 |
0.05008 |
137 |
105 |
23 |
9 |
811 |
Actually it's harder than it looks! |
1.2993 |
0.04789 |
137 |
103 |
27 |
7 |
812 |
I wish Mom was alive so I could finally answer that jumping off a cliff stuff she was always asking about. |
1.2941 |
0.05018 |
136 |
105 |
22 |
9 |
813 |
The way down is always harder on the knees. |
1.2941 |
0.04563 |
136 |
101 |
30 |
5 |
814 |
Herb's not the fall guy we thought he was |
1.2941 |
0.05018 |
136 |
105 |
22 |
9 |
815 |
Gravity schmavity. |
1.2941 |
0.05018 |
136 |
105 |
22 |
9 |
816 |
You should see what he can do in high heels. |
1.2941 |
0.04563 |
136 |
101 |
30 |
5 |
817 |
No, YOU go ahead... |
1.2941 |
0.04796 |
136 |
103 |
26 |
7 |
818 |
It's ok, he google mapped it... |
1.2941 |
0.04443 |
136 |
100 |
32 |
4 |
819 |
He's a climate change denier. Physics don't apply to him. |
1.2941 |
0.04908 |
136 |
104 |
24 |
8 |
820 |
I don't believe it! His hat isn't falling off. |
1.2941 |
0.04796 |
136 |
103 |
26 |
7 |
821 |
Oh Jesus!...You can do that too? |
1.2941 |
0.04908 |
136 |
104 |
24 |
8 |
822 |
Two choices: we can either assume we're in an M.C. Escher drawing and go over the cliff, or we can hike back to town and have a few beers. Did I mention that I'm buying? |
1.2941 |
0.05126 |
136 |
106 |
20 |
10 |
823 |
He wants to take us in a new direction. |
1.2941 |
0.05126 |
136 |
106 |
20 |
10 |
824 |
Can we stick to the path more traveled? |
1.2941 |
0.04443 |
136 |
100 |
32 |
4 |
825 |
Robert always takes the road less traveled. |
1.2941 |
0.04681 |
136 |
102 |
28 |
6 |
826 |
Sometimes it's just better not to know. |
1.2941 |
0.04796 |
136 |
103 |
26 |
7 |
827 |
The descent is harder on the knees. |
1.2941 |
0.04681 |
136 |
102 |
28 |
6 |
828 |
I think the GPS might need patching again |
1.2941 |
0.04908 |
136 |
104 |
24 |
8 |
829 |
For the life of me, I can't fathom why he insists on walking up backwards. |
1.2941 |
0.05231 |
136 |
107 |
18 |
11 |
830 |
Never underestimate the power of Velcro |
1.2941 |
0.05018 |
136 |
105 |
22 |
9 |
831 |
Yeah, but if they turn the magazine 90 degrees, WE'RE the ones defying gravity. |
1.2941 |
0.05018 |
136 |
105 |
22 |
9 |
832 |
Lemming Research demands commitment... |
1.2941 |
0.05018 |
136 |
105 |
22 |
9 |
833 |
Well, I take his point about environmental impact but, ecologically speaking, he's still leaving a footprint. |
1.2941 |
0.05018 |
136 |
105 |
22 |
9 |
834 |
He said he wanted to drop in on a friend. |
1.2941 |
0.04908 |
136 |
104 |
24 |
8 |
835 |
He's always had a knack for getting to the bottom of things |
1.2941 |
0.05018 |
136 |
105 |
22 |
9 |
836 |
John believes the law of gravity is an unjust law. |
1.2941 |
0.04796 |
136 |
103 |
26 |
7 |
837 |
I never saw him as vertically challenged. |
1.2941 |
0.05126 |
136 |
106 |
20 |
10 |
838 |
Stay calm, and try not to look up |
1.2941 |
0.04908 |
136 |
104 |
24 |
8 |
839 |
They don't call this Velcro Mountain for nothing. |
1.2941 |
0.05334 |
136 |
108 |
16 |
12 |
840 |
This is the last time we use Apple Maps. |
1.2941 |
0.05018 |
136 |
105 |
22 |
9 |
841 |
and please don't spill the coffee on the way back up. |
1.2941 |
0.05018 |
136 |
105 |
22 |
9 |
842 |
The old goat still got it in him. |
1.2941 |
0.04796 |
136 |
103 |
26 |
7 |
843 |
You know, if you turn us sideways we're the ones in trouble. |
1.2941 |
0.04796 |
136 |
103 |
26 |
7 |
844 |
He says you just put one foot in front of the other. |
1.2941 |
0.04563 |
136 |
101 |
30 |
5 |
845 |
For goodness sake don't rotate the magazine |
1.2941 |
0.05435 |
136 |
109 |
14 |
13 |
846 |
You just had to bring Mr. Holier-than-Thou! |
1.2941 |
0.05126 |
136 |
106 |
20 |
10 |
847 |
I'm beginning to think he's not a carpenter. |
1.2941 |
0.05126 |
136 |
106 |
20 |
10 |
848 |
Talk about living on the edge |
1.2941 |
0.04908 |
136 |
104 |
24 |
8 |
849 |
I admire the way he can ignore the gravity of the situation. |
1.2941 |
0.05018 |
136 |
105 |
22 |
9 |
850 |
He still thinks the earth is flat. |
1.2941 |
0.05018 |
136 |
105 |
22 |
9 |
851 |
It fulfills a pledge he made as a presidential candidate. |
1.2941 |
0.04796 |
136 |
103 |
26 |
7 |
852 |
So much for Newton's hypothesis |
1.2941 |
0.04681 |
136 |
102 |
28 |
6 |
853 |
Maybe those gravity truthers are on to something. |
1.2941 |
0.04908 |
136 |
104 |
24 |
8 |
854 |
You don't understand the gravity of the situation! |
1.2941 |
0.04563 |
136 |
101 |
30 |
5 |
855 |
I'm not surprised. Lately, his behavior has been a little over the edge... |
1.2941 |
0.04563 |
136 |
101 |
30 |
5 |
856 |
I told you,"Gravity is only a theory." |
1.2941 |
0.04681 |
136 |
102 |
28 |
6 |
857 |
He says it's easy if you stick to it. |
1.2941 |
0.04796 |
136 |
103 |
26 |
7 |
858 |
Showoff had to walk up backwards |
1.2941 |
0.05231 |
136 |
107 |
18 |
11 |
859 |
It's 90 degrees out today. |
1.2941 |
0.04908 |
136 |
104 |
24 |
8 |
860 |
Go on now, Johnson. You're next. |
1.2941 |
0.05126 |
136 |
106 |
20 |
10 |
861 |
Last week he was walking on water. |
1.2941 |
0.04796 |
136 |
103 |
26 |
7 |
862 |
He has a reputation for losing people. |
1.2941 |
0.04796 |
136 |
103 |
26 |
7 |
863 |
Shoulders back! Use your core! You've got this! |
1.2941 |
0.04796 |
136 |
103 |
26 |
7 |
864 |
It's OK, he came up this way. |
1.2941 |
0.05018 |
136 |
105 |
22 |
9 |
865 |
He's coming back up...even more impressive!! |
1.2941 |
0.05126 |
136 |
106 |
20 |
10 |
866 |
50 dollars says he trips over a loose rock and falls flat on his face. |
1.2941 |
0.05126 |
136 |
106 |
20 |
10 |
867 |
So, I'm guessing the blind guide has great hearing. |
1.2941 |
0.05018 |
136 |
105 |
22 |
9 |
868 |
As a hiker, Sheldon lacks gravitas. |
1.2941 |
0.04796 |
136 |
103 |
26 |
7 |
869 |
He chose the path of least resistance. |
1.2941 |
0.04681 |
136 |
102 |
28 |
6 |
870 |
I heard he's inclined to take risks. |
1.2941 |
0.04563 |
136 |
101 |
30 |
5 |
871 |
He's always been a path of least resistance kind of guy |
1.2941 |
0.04563 |
136 |
101 |
30 |
5 |
872 |
I TOLD him to wait a week before installing iOS 10. |
1.2941 |
0.05018 |
136 |
105 |
22 |
9 |
873 |
If Fred Astaire can do it so can I |
1.2941 |
0.04796 |
136 |
103 |
26 |
7 |
874 |
There's an app for that. |
1.2941 |
0.04908 |
136 |
104 |
24 |
8 |
875 |
He did say the hike back down was much easier than the climb up. |
1.2941 |
0.04563 |
136 |
101 |
30 |
5 |
876 |
I don't think Henderson understands the gravity of the situation |
1.2941 |
0.04796 |
136 |
103 |
26 |
7 |
877 |
Don't worry, we'll catch up. |
1.2941 |
0.05126 |
136 |
106 |
20 |
10 |
878 |
I'm Sorry I told him he's an old goat. |
1.2941 |
0.04908 |
136 |
104 |
24 |
8 |
879 |
Well, he always said you and I were vertically challenged. |
1.2941 |
0.04563 |
136 |
101 |
30 |
5 |
880 |
Joe was raised by geckos. |
1.2941 |
0.05018 |
136 |
105 |
22 |
9 |
881 |
The ranger said stay on the trail. |
1.2941 |
0.04796 |
136 |
103 |
26 |
7 |
882 |
He started going downhill fast right after high school. |
1.2920 |
0.04652 |
137 |
103 |
28 |
6 |
883 |
He's in denial. |
1.2920 |
0.04652 |
137 |
103 |
28 |
6 |
884 |
OK I believe you. Come back up and make us some wine. |
1.2910 |
0.05061 |
134 |
104 |
21 |
9 |
885 |
Because I have cartoon physics on my side - that's why! |
1.2910 |
0.04834 |
134 |
102 |
25 |
7 |
886 |
As usual, the gravity of our situation is lost on him. |
1.2910 |
0.04949 |
134 |
103 |
23 |
8 |
887 |
Don't say it's a miracle, we're atheists. |
1.2910 |
0.04834 |
134 |
102 |
25 |
7 |
888 |
He's late for his Cirque du Soleil audition. |
1.2910 |
0.04472 |
134 |
99 |
31 |
4 |
889 |
The old guys don't rely so much on GPS. |
1.2910 |
0.04949 |
134 |
103 |
23 |
8 |
890 |
He bought those shoes from a movie theater employee. |
1.2910 |
0.05383 |
134 |
107 |
15 |
12 |
891 |
He really trusts his GPS. |
1.2910 |
0.05171 |
134 |
105 |
19 |
10 |
892 |
Are you sure there was nothing else in his trail mix? |
1.2910 |
0.04345 |
134 |
98 |
33 |
3 |
893 |
He's taking 'The Road Less Taken' a little too literally. |
1.2910 |
0.04834 |
134 |
102 |
25 |
7 |
894 |
I guess the rules don't apply to this guy |
1.2910 |
0.04717 |
134 |
101 |
27 |
6 |
895 |
He say's, hold the page sideways. |
1.2910 |
0.05383 |
134 |
107 |
15 |
12 |
896 |
The last time he said 'don't worry just follow me' it didn't end well. |
1.2910 |
0.05171 |
134 |
105 |
19 |
10 |
897 |
I'm not sure you appreciate the gravity of your situation. |
1.2910 |
0.04717 |
134 |
101 |
27 |
6 |
898 |
He finally went over the edge. He's now headed for the deep end. |
1.2910 |
0.04717 |
134 |
101 |
27 |
6 |
899 |
Don't call his attention to it, let's just see what happens! |
1.2910 |
0.04596 |
134 |
100 |
29 |
5 |
900 |
He's showboating again. Last week he walked on water. |
1.2910 |
0.04949 |
134 |
103 |
23 |
8 |
901 |
He's a climate change denyer, too. |
1.2910 |
0.05061 |
134 |
104 |
21 |
9 |
902 |
When this Hiking App said proceed South, I was skeptical at first. |
1.2857 |
0.04722 |
133 |
101 |
26 |
6 |
903 |
You shouldn't have called him vertically challenged. |
1.2857 |
0.04957 |
133 |
103 |
22 |
8 |
904 |
When he goes low, we stay high. |
1.2857 |
0.05502 |
133 |
108 |
12 |
13 |
905 |
They say you are not supposed to wake a sleepwalker. |
1.2857 |
0.04474 |
133 |
99 |
30 |
4 |
906 |
I've never seen him this on edge before |
1.2857 |
0.04841 |
133 |
102 |
24 |
7 |
907 |
He knows there's nothing down there, right? |
1.2857 |
0.05182 |
133 |
105 |
18 |
10 |
908 |
There is a down side to everything! |
1.2857 |
0.04957 |
133 |
103 |
22 |
8 |
909 |
You can take that 'road less traveled' idea too far, you know! |
1.2857 |
0.04841 |
133 |
102 |
24 |
7 |
910 |
I told you we didn't tip him enough. |
1.2857 |
0.04957 |
133 |
103 |
22 |
8 |
911 |
He'll follow Trump anywhere. |
1.2857 |
0.05397 |
133 |
107 |
14 |
12 |
912 |
Show off. |
1.2857 |
0.04841 |
133 |
102 |
24 |
7 |
913 |
Do we tell him? |
1.2857 |
0.04600 |
133 |
100 |
28 |
5 |
914 |
Actually, we were supposed to go right. |
1.2857 |
0.04957 |
133 |
103 |
22 |
8 |
915 |
You guys wait here. I'm going to scout ahead for dangers. |
1.2857 |
0.04600 |
133 |
100 |
28 |
5 |
916 |
Milo doesn't appreciate the gravity of the situation. |
1.2857 |
0.05071 |
133 |
104 |
20 |
9 |
917 |
That's easy, It's getting back up that's hard. |
1.2857 |
0.04722 |
133 |
101 |
26 |
6 |
918 |
Is it steep? |
1.2857 |
0.05182 |
133 |
105 |
18 |
10 |
919 |
Jesus, he's such a show off. First water, now this. |
1.2857 |
0.04841 |
133 |
102 |
24 |
7 |
920 |
Well! Now you're just showing off... |
1.2857 |
0.04841 |
133 |
102 |
24 |
7 |
921 |
The really interesting part is he's walking backward. |
1.2857 |
0.05071 |
133 |
104 |
20 |
9 |
922 |
He lacks Gravitas. |
1.2857 |
0.04957 |
133 |
103 |
22 |
8 |
923 |
We never should've gone hiking with a zen master. |
1.2857 |
0.04600 |
133 |
100 |
28 |
5 |
924 |
I see somebody just HAS to show off his new hiking shoes. |
1.2857 |
0.04841 |
133 |
102 |
24 |
7 |
925 |
Do you think he still needs the walking stick? |
1.2857 |
0.04345 |
133 |
98 |
32 |
3 |
926 |
He's wearing those stupid virtual reality glasses |
1.2857 |
0.04722 |
133 |
101 |
26 |
6 |
927 |
You should see what he does on water. |
1.2857 |
0.04600 |
133 |
100 |
28 |
5 |
928 |
I don't think you realize the gravity of the situation. |
1.2857 |
0.04722 |
133 |
101 |
26 |
6 |
929 |
He's never known which way is up. |
1.2857 |
0.04600 |
133 |
100 |
28 |
5 |
930 |
Believe me when I tell you, it's a shortcut. |
1.2857 |
0.04841 |
133 |
102 |
24 |
7 |
931 |
Of course, if he's right and this really is printed sideways, then it's you and me who are in trouble, Dave. |
1.2857 |
0.05182 |
133 |
105 |
18 |
10 |
932 |
You know, if the page is rotated to the right, our situation is far less humorous. |
1.2857 |
0.04957 |
133 |
103 |
22 |
8 |
933 |
Where did he say he bought those boots? |
1.2857 |
0.04957 |
133 |
103 |
22 |
8 |
934 |
That looks relativity easy. |
1.2857 |
0.04841 |
133 |
102 |
24 |
7 |
935 |
Every weekend it's the same - we go out for a hike, and then the survivors are rescued by helicopter. |
1.2857 |
0.05182 |
133 |
105 |
18 |
10 |
936 |
He never seemed to grasp physics. |
1.2857 |
0.04841 |
133 |
102 |
24 |
7 |
937 |
Lets find out where he buys his hiking boots. |
1.2857 |
0.04722 |
133 |
101 |
26 |
6 |
938 |
Gee, I sure hope he doesn't suddenly wake up now. |
1.2857 |
0.04957 |
133 |
103 |
22 |
8 |
939 |
When he goes low, we go high. |
1.2857 |
0.04722 |
133 |
101 |
26 |
6 |
940 |
Morris never understood the gravity of the situation. |
1.2857 |
0.04957 |
133 |
103 |
22 |
8 |
941 |
I take the road less travelled. |
1.2857 |
0.05071 |
133 |
104 |
20 |
9 |
942 |
He's always taking the road not taken. |
1.2857 |
0.04722 |
133 |
101 |
26 |
6 |
943 |
The gravity of this situation doesn't seem to affect him. |
1.2857 |
0.04841 |
133 |
102 |
24 |
7 |
944 |
They say it's harder going down. |
1.2857 |
0.04722 |
133 |
101 |
26 |
6 |
945 |
He was right. It is, in fact, all downhill from here. |
1.2857 |
0.04957 |
133 |
103 |
22 |
8 |
946 |
I don't think Jeffrey realizes the gravity of the situation. |
1.2857 |
0.05291 |
133 |
106 |
16 |
11 |
947 |
Do you think he understands the gravity of his actions? |
1.2857 |
0.04474 |
133 |
99 |
30 |
4 |
948 |
I'd wait until he's at least halfway down. |
1.2857 |
0.04841 |
133 |
102 |
24 |
7 |
949 |
Just because he's our guide doesn't mean we have to follow him... right? |
1.2857 |
0.05182 |
133 |
105 |
18 |
10 |
950 |
Like I said, Frank, it's all downhill from here. |
1.2857 |
0.04841 |
133 |
102 |
24 |
7 |
951 |
Call me chicken, but I'm going back the way we came! |
1.2857 |
0.04841 |
133 |
102 |
24 |
7 |
952 |
The Swiss...great mountaineers, poor team players. |
1.2857 |
0.04841 |
133 |
102 |
24 |
7 |
953 |
Talk about the power of positive thinking! |
1.2857 |
0.04722 |
133 |
101 |
26 |
6 |
954 |
Is there a downside? |
1.2857 |
0.04957 |
133 |
103 |
22 |
8 |
955 |
We're both sorry if we upset you. |
1.2857 |
0.04957 |
133 |
103 |
22 |
8 |
956 |
I guess he doesn't get the gravity of the situation. |
1.2857 |
0.04841 |
133 |
102 |
24 |
7 |
957 |
This feels like one of those, 'if all your friends jumped off a cliff' moments. |
1.2857 |
0.04600 |
133 |
100 |
28 |
5 |
958 |
Sorry for the confusion, Cliff, but I wasn't just saying your name. |
1.2857 |
0.05291 |
133 |
106 |
16 |
11 |
959 |
He's gotten good at scaling back. |
1.2857 |
0.04722 |
133 |
101 |
26 |
6 |
960 |
Always with that unbeaten path thing. |
1.2857 |
0.04957 |
133 |
103 |
22 |
8 |
961 |
And you thought hiking up was difficult. |
1.2857 |
0.04957 |
133 |
103 |
22 |
8 |
962 |
Where did he say he got those new hiking shoes? |
1.2857 |
0.04722 |
133 |
101 |
26 |
6 |
963 |
I told him to go straight to hell |
1.2857 |
0.05397 |
133 |
107 |
14 |
12 |
964 |
He's voting for Trump |
1.2857 |
0.05397 |
133 |
107 |
14 |
12 |
965 |
I always knew he would go off the deep end . |
1.2857 |
0.04722 |
133 |
101 |
26 |
6 |
966 |
You're next...No you're next...No go ahead...No you go ahead... |
1.2836 |
0.04691 |
134 |
102 |
26 |
6 |
967 |
Aye, he’ll be in Scotland afore us. |
1.2836 |
0.05148 |
134 |
106 |
18 |
10 |
968 |
He said he's going to find Escher. |
1.2836 |
0.05148 |
134 |
106 |
18 |
10 |
969 |
Well, he's clever enough, but he lacks _gravitas_. |
1.2824 |
0.04758 |
131 |
100 |
25 |
6 |
970 |
We get it already, you're the more experienced hiker. |
1.2824 |
0.04758 |
131 |
100 |
25 |
6 |
971 |
Technically it is a short-cut! |
1.2824 |
0.04758 |
131 |
100 |
25 |
6 |
972 |
He's also the libertarian candidate for President. |
1.2824 |
0.04999 |
131 |
102 |
21 |
8 |
973 |
I could never walk in his footsteps. |
1.2824 |
0.04999 |
131 |
102 |
21 |
8 |
974 |
I'm pretty sure they wouldn't put a Pokemon three quarters of the way down the cliff. |
1.2824 |
0.05115 |
131 |
103 |
19 |
9 |
975 |
I bet you feel really stupid for yelling, 'Don't do it!' |
1.2824 |
0.04880 |
131 |
101 |
23 |
7 |
976 |
I think we should take the long way down. |
1.2824 |
0.04758 |
131 |
100 |
25 |
6 |
977 |
...because he can. |
1.2824 |
0.04758 |
131 |
100 |
25 |
6 |
978 |
I hope he appreciates the gravity of his achievement. |
1.2824 |
0.04880 |
131 |
101 |
23 |
7 |
979 |
He's in the zone. Just watch, he'll get halfway down and go oops. |
1.2824 |
0.04633 |
131 |
99 |
27 |
5 |
980 |
Um...you second! |
1.2824 |
0.04999 |
131 |
102 |
21 |
8 |
981 |
Al knows a shortcut. |
1.2824 |
0.04758 |
131 |
100 |
25 |
6 |
982 |
I think I'll go around. |
1.2824 |
0.04880 |
131 |
101 |
23 |
7 |
983 |
He doesn't appreciate the gravity of his predicament. |
1.2824 |
0.04999 |
131 |
102 |
21 |
8 |
984 |
What's impressive is he is walking backwards too... |
1.2769 |
0.05006 |
130 |
102 |
20 |
8 |
985 |
When we are lost, he never admits it. |
1.2769 |
0.04762 |
130 |
100 |
24 |
6 |
986 |
Who's the lemming now, Eugene? |
1.2769 |
0.04635 |
130 |
99 |
26 |
5 |
987 |
Fred used to work at Cirque du Soleil |
1.2769 |
0.04505 |
130 |
98 |
28 |
4 |
988 |
Impressive, but Nick Wallenda did it on a unicycle blindfolded. |
1.2769 |
0.05239 |
130 |
104 |
16 |
10 |
989 |
OK, you've got the shoe endorsement. Now get back up here. |
1.2769 |
0.05006 |
130 |
102 |
20 |
8 |
990 |
Well of course 'downhill' is always easier. |
1.2769 |
0.04886 |
130 |
101 |
22 |
7 |
991 |
Well, I did tell him a ninety-degree turn. |
1.2769 |
0.05006 |
130 |
102 |
20 |
8 |
992 |
Give him a sec, it always takes a bit for gravity to catch up to cartoons. |
1.2769 |
0.04886 |
130 |
101 |
22 |
7 |
993 |
Your knees! Bend your knees! |
1.2769 |
0.04635 |
130 |
99 |
26 |
5 |
994 |
That is a serious updraft... |
1.2769 |
0.04762 |
130 |
100 |
24 |
6 |
995 |
We all laughed at him for majoring in Cartoon Physics. |
1.2769 |
0.05239 |
130 |
104 |
16 |
10 |
996 |
Believe me- this is the best trail. Nobody builds a trail better than me. I guarantee it. |
1.2769 |
0.05124 |
130 |
103 |
18 |
9 |
997 |
He has great faith in Google Maps. |
1.2769 |
0.04762 |
130 |
100 |
24 |
6 |
998 |
It's not his sure-footedness I'm questioning. |
1.2769 |
0.05006 |
130 |
102 |
20 |
8 |
999 |
Right behind you. |
1.2769 |
0.04762 |
130 |
100 |
24 |
6 |
1000 |
A journey of a thousand feet begins with a single step. |
1.2769 |
0.05006 |
130 |
102 |
20 |
8 |
1001 |
He has never been able to confront reality. |
1.2769 |
0.05006 |
130 |
102 |
20 |
8 |
1002 |
He insists gravity is a hoax. |
1.2769 |
0.04505 |
130 |
98 |
28 |
4 |
1003 |
No question... best hiker I've ever seen. |
1.2769 |
0.05006 |
130 |
102 |
20 |
8 |
1004 |
I think you should go first. |
1.2769 |
0.05124 |
130 |
103 |
18 |
9 |
1005 |
His new smart phone comes with that app. |
1.2769 |
0.05006 |
130 |
102 |
20 |
8 |
1006 |
If someone turns the magazine 90 degrees to the right, that guy is fine, but we are in a heap of trouble. |
1.2769 |
0.04635 |
130 |
99 |
26 |
5 |
1007 |
Gravity's a state of mind, boys. |
1.2769 |
0.04762 |
130 |
100 |
24 |
6 |
1008 |
Oh, just let him go---I'm sick of his bragging about his homemade nutrition bars. |
1.2769 |
0.05124 |
130 |
103 |
18 |
9 |
1009 |
Or we could just make camp? |
1.2769 |
0.04762 |
130 |
100 |
24 |
6 |
1010 |
I'll let you tell him he's going the wrong way. |
1.2769 |
0.04762 |
130 |
100 |
24 |
6 |
1011 |
He's the Fred Astaire of hiking. |
1.2769 |
0.04886 |
130 |
101 |
22 |
7 |
1012 |
Did he mention where he bought his hiking boots? |
1.2769 |
0.05006 |
130 |
102 |
20 |
8 |
1013 |
Do you ever get the feeling we're in an Escher painting? |
1.2769 |
0.04886 |
130 |
101 |
22 |
7 |
1014 |
I thought "race to the bottom" only has to do with economics and trade. |
1.2769 |
0.05006 |
130 |
102 |
20 |
8 |
1015 |
On second thought, we're not in such a hurry. |
1.2769 |
0.04635 |
130 |
99 |
26 |
5 |
1016 |
Neither gravity or reality applied to climbers from the Trump Expedition club. |
1.2769 |
0.05124 |
130 |
103 |
18 |
9 |
1017 |
I never said it was a good idea, I just said lemmings do it all the time. |
1.2769 |
0.04886 |
130 |
101 |
22 |
7 |
1018 |
It's all about core strength. |
1.2769 |
0.04635 |
130 |
99 |
26 |
5 |
1019 |
You have to admit, he does have an interesting perspective. |
1.2769 |
0.04232 |
130 |
96 |
32 |
2 |
1020 |
I want a pair of those! |
1.2748 |
0.04853 |
131 |
102 |
22 |
7 |
1021 |
It's all about perspective. |
1.2748 |
0.04730 |
131 |
101 |
24 |
6 |
1022 |
Has to get in his 10,000 steps. |
1.2748 |
0.04730 |
131 |
101 |
24 |
6 |
1023 |
You know, he's been going downhill for years |
1.2748 |
0.04730 |
131 |
101 |
24 |
6 |
1024 |
He has been going downhill for awhile. |
1.2748 |
0.04730 |
131 |
101 |
24 |
6 |
1025 |
He has tremendous personal magnetism. |
1.2713 |
0.05133 |
129 |
103 |
17 |
9 |
1026 |
It's just a theory! |
1.2713 |
0.04766 |
129 |
100 |
23 |
6 |
1027 |
He says that gravity is just a hoax, created by and for the rope companies in order to sell more rope. |
1.2713 |
0.04505 |
129 |
98 |
27 |
4 |
1028 |
Uh, you go first! |
1.2713 |
0.05014 |
129 |
102 |
19 |
8 |
1029 |
Welcome to Velcro Mountain. |
1.2713 |
0.05133 |
129 |
103 |
17 |
9 |
1030 |
Wow, this is a real cliffhanger. |
1.2713 |
0.04891 |
129 |
101 |
21 |
7 |
1031 |
He'd never let a little thing like gravity stand in his way. |
1.2713 |
0.04766 |
129 |
100 |
23 |
6 |
1032 |
This is the last time I'm going hiking with M.C. Escher! |
1.2713 |
0.05250 |
129 |
104 |
15 |
10 |
1033 |
Okay, this game of 'Follow the Leader' has definitely taken a down turn. |
1.2713 |
0.05133 |
129 |
103 |
17 |
9 |
1034 |
He must have set his phone to landscape |
1.2713 |
0.04637 |
129 |
99 |
25 |
5 |
1035 |
Well, he's not coming back |
1.2713 |
0.04637 |
129 |
99 |
25 |
5 |
1036 |
That's not south! |
1.2713 |
0.05014 |
129 |
102 |
19 |
8 |
1037 |
First he denied climate change, but gravity? |
1.2713 |
0.04891 |
129 |
101 |
21 |
7 |
1038 |
He's always been anti everything, including gravity. |
1.2713 |
0.05133 |
129 |
103 |
17 |
9 |
1039 |
The gravity of the situation doesn't appear to phase him at all. |
1.2713 |
0.04891 |
129 |
101 |
21 |
7 |
1040 |
Just like him to show off by climbing up backwards! |
1.2713 |
0.05133 |
129 |
103 |
17 |
9 |
1041 |
He calls it 'trumped up trickle down.' |
1.2713 |
0.04891 |
129 |
101 |
21 |
7 |
1042 |
He took the road less traveled, and should I call his wife or you. |
1.2713 |
0.04637 |
129 |
99 |
25 |
5 |
1043 |
Are you coming back? |
1.2713 |
0.05133 |
129 |
103 |
17 |
9 |
1044 |
Somehow, Bob remains undaunted by the gravity of the situation. |
1.2713 |
0.04766 |
129 |
100 |
23 |
6 |
1045 |
He can't climb |
1.2713 |
0.04891 |
129 |
101 |
21 |
7 |
1046 |
I don't care what his GPS says. |
1.2713 |
0.04766 |
129 |
100 |
23 |
6 |
1047 |
They call him Cliff. |
1.2713 |
0.05133 |
129 |
103 |
17 |
9 |
1048 |
Please, you go next. |
1.2713 |
0.04891 |
129 |
101 |
21 |
7 |
1049 |
He claims it's just a matter of perspective. |
1.2713 |
0.05014 |
129 |
102 |
19 |
8 |
1050 |
Looks like we'll be back at camp sooner than I thought. |
1.2713 |
0.04505 |
129 |
98 |
27 |
4 |
1051 |
Try not to look down... |
1.2713 |
0.05133 |
129 |
103 |
17 |
9 |
1052 |
... and grab me a cup of coffee when you come back up. |
1.2713 |
0.04766 |
129 |
100 |
23 |
6 |
1053 |
Hiking really changed his perspective. |
1.2713 |
0.04891 |
129 |
101 |
21 |
7 |
1054 |
We know you have a way.But do you also have a will? |
1.2713 |
0.05133 |
129 |
103 |
17 |
9 |
1055 |
Wow...Glen really went downhill. |
1.2713 |
0.05014 |
129 |
102 |
19 |
8 |
1056 |
I'll take that bet. |
1.2713 |
0.04891 |
129 |
101 |
21 |
7 |
1057 |
He's right - this cartoon IS sideways. |
1.2713 |
0.04891 |
129 |
101 |
21 |
7 |
1058 |
I've always admired Fred's sticktuitiveness. |
1.2713 |
0.04637 |
129 |
99 |
25 |
5 |
1059 |
The brochure did guarantee the most direct route |
1.2713 |
0.04368 |
129 |
97 |
29 |
3 |
1060 |
We better hope no one rotates this cartoon. |
1.2713 |
0.05014 |
129 |
102 |
19 |
8 |
1061 |
Okay, you go next! |
1.2692 |
0.05098 |
130 |
104 |
17 |
9 |
1062 |
Well now I don't feel so bad about not warning him. |
1.2692 |
0.04475 |
130 |
99 |
27 |
4 |
1063 |
What are the odds he'd find a velcro cliff for his velcro shoes? |
1.2692 |
0.04979 |
130 |
103 |
19 |
8 |
1064 |
He said getting back would be harder. |
1.2692 |
0.04606 |
130 |
100 |
25 |
5 |
1065 |
WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T LOOK DOWN! |
1.2692 |
0.04979 |
130 |
103 |
19 |
8 |
1066 |
He has a Pre-Newtonian concept of gravity |
1.2692 |
0.04979 |
130 |
103 |
19 |
8 |
1067 |
Damn it, Escher, cut it out! |
1.2692 |
0.04858 |
130 |
102 |
21 |
7 |
1068 |
The joke's on him...he's wearing MY Fitbit. |
1.2692 |
0.04979 |
130 |
103 |
19 |
8 |
1069 |
It's OK. He was raised by goats. |
1.2692 |
0.04475 |
130 |
99 |
27 |
4 |
1070 |
It's not as easy as it looks. |
1.2692 |
0.05098 |
130 |
104 |
17 |
9 |
1071 |
Never wake up a sleep walker. |
1.2692 |
0.04606 |
130 |
100 |
25 |
5 |
1072 |
He has an unusual center of gravity. |
1.2692 |
0.04339 |
130 |
98 |
29 |
3 |
1073 |
Sorry, Mr. Lemming, you're on your own this time. |
1.2677 |
0.04930 |
127 |
100 |
20 |
7 |
1074 |
Now that's a real cliffhanger. |
1.2677 |
0.04670 |
127 |
98 |
24 |
5 |
1075 |
Come on Harry, you'd be up here by now if you didn't walk backwards |
1.2677 |
0.05055 |
127 |
101 |
18 |
8 |
1076 |
He believes gravity is a conspiracy created by the Chinese. |
1.2677 |
0.04534 |
127 |
97 |
26 |
4 |
1077 |
You know, Fred, your Fitbit may not count those vertical steps. |
1.2677 |
0.04670 |
127 |
98 |
24 |
5 |
1078 |
He swears it's easier on the knees. |
1.2677 |
0.04394 |
127 |
96 |
28 |
3 |
1079 |
He is from down under. |
1.2677 |
0.04670 |
127 |
98 |
24 |
5 |
1080 |
Well the tour company did say off the beaten path. |
1.2677 |
0.04394 |
127 |
96 |
28 |
3 |
1081 |
He always said gravity was overrated. |
1.2677 |
0.04534 |
127 |
97 |
26 |
4 |
1082 |
Man I didn't think he was being this literal when he said he was gonna walk till he dropped. |
1.2677 |
0.04670 |
127 |
98 |
24 |
5 |
1083 |
So far, so good, but he's going to have trouble where it gets flat down there. |
1.2677 |
0.04534 |
127 |
97 |
26 |
4 |
1084 |
You go second, Ronnie. |
1.2677 |
0.04802 |
127 |
99 |
22 |
6 |
1085 |
He's been like this ever since he failed high school physics. |
1.2677 |
0.04930 |
127 |
100 |
20 |
7 |
1086 |
He's always been a downer. |
1.2677 |
0.05414 |
127 |
104 |
12 |
11 |
1087 |
He's got those new Escher boots. |
1.2677 |
0.04534 |
127 |
97 |
26 |
4 |
1088 |
The good news is that it's all down hill from here |
1.2677 |
0.04670 |
127 |
98 |
24 |
5 |
1089 |
So now he is officially over the hill. |
1.2677 |
0.04930 |
127 |
100 |
20 |
7 |
1090 |
This is the last time I come for one of your Pokemon Go outings. |
1.2677 |
0.04930 |
127 |
100 |
20 |
7 |
1091 |
He really is over the hill .... |
1.2677 |
0.04534 |
127 |
97 |
26 |
4 |
1092 |
I think I'll take the other shortcut. |
1.2677 |
0.04394 |
127 |
96 |
28 |
3 |
1093 |
Just for the record if you turned this cartoon to the right we'd be amazing |
1.2677 |
0.05055 |
127 |
101 |
18 |
8 |
1094 |
Not much of a cliffhanger. |
1.2677 |
0.04802 |
127 |
99 |
22 |
6 |
1095 |
They say he was the first person to climb down Everest. |
1.2677 |
0.05055 |
127 |
101 |
18 |
8 |
1096 |
He's calling it "extreme hiking". |
1.2677 |
0.04394 |
127 |
96 |
28 |
3 |
1097 |
Just engage your core. |
1.2677 |
0.05178 |
127 |
102 |
16 |
9 |
1098 |
Why did we choose a leader who doesn't understand Science? |
1.2677 |
0.05055 |
127 |
101 |
18 |
8 |
1099 |
How Isaac understands the gravity of any situation is beyond me. |
1.2677 |
0.04930 |
127 |
100 |
20 |
7 |
1100 |
It's always more difficult going back down. |
1.2677 |
0.04534 |
127 |
97 |
26 |
4 |
1101 |
The technique's called mind over Matterhorn. |
1.2677 |
0.04802 |
127 |
99 |
22 |
6 |
1102 |
He obviously never saw a Roadrunner cartoon. |
1.2672 |
0.04825 |
131 |
103 |
21 |
7 |
1103 |
I think he misunderstood our discussion about Cliff Notes. |
1.2672 |
0.05063 |
131 |
105 |
17 |
9 |
1104 |
He always did think he was above Newton's Law of Universal Gravitation. |
1.2672 |
0.04825 |
131 |
103 |
21 |
7 |
1105 |
"I think I heard him say, ' screw ' gravity". |
1.2672 |
0.04702 |
131 |
102 |
23 |
6 |
1106 |
So what's Escher doing now? |
1.2672 |
0.04445 |
131 |
100 |
27 |
4 |
1107 |
What he doesn't know won't hurt him. |
1.2672 |
0.04575 |
131 |
101 |
25 |
5 |
1108 |
Hiking is 10 percent mental, 90 percent shoes. |
1.2672 |
0.04311 |
131 |
99 |
29 |
3 |
1109 |
I'll never doubt Google Maps again. |
1.2656 |
0.04769 |
128 |
100 |
22 |
6 |
1110 |
Is he the one high on LSD or is it us? |
1.2656 |
0.04638 |
128 |
99 |
24 |
5 |
1111 |
The faith of a Trump supporter is unbounded. |
1.2656 |
0.04769 |
128 |
100 |
22 |
6 |
1112 |
He's never led a hike before, but he's been very successful in business. |
1.2656 |
0.05020 |
128 |
102 |
18 |
8 |
1113 |
He says he learned it from watching old Warner Bros. cartoons. |
1.2656 |
0.04769 |
128 |
100 |
22 |
6 |
1114 |
When you said 'it's all downhill from here' I didn't think you meant it literally |
1.2656 |
0.04769 |
128 |
100 |
22 |
6 |
1115 |
He has been bragging about those new boots... |
1.2656 |
0.04769 |
128 |
100 |
22 |
6 |
1116 |
Maybe he doesn't just think he's God. |
1.2656 |
0.05141 |
128 |
103 |
16 |
9 |
1117 |
He figured out how to do that from watching that old Fred Astaire movie |
1.2656 |
0.04896 |
128 |
101 |
20 |
7 |
1118 |
he said his life is going down hill. |
1.2656 |
0.04638 |
128 |
99 |
24 |
5 |
1119 |
We've got to stop telling him he lacks gravitas. |
1.2656 |
0.04896 |
128 |
101 |
20 |
7 |
1120 |
That trail has an unobstructed view. |
1.2656 |
0.04896 |
128 |
101 |
20 |
7 |
1121 |
It's times like these I'm glad I'm not a lemming. |
1.2656 |
0.04896 |
128 |
101 |
20 |
7 |
1122 |
What he lacks in brains and good looks, he makes up in stick-to-it-iveness. |
1.2656 |
0.04638 |
128 |
99 |
24 |
5 |
1123 |
Dangerous? Depends on your perspective. |
1.2656 |
0.04638 |
128 |
99 |
24 |
5 |
1124 |
Everything he does has to be over the top. |
1.2656 |
0.04638 |
128 |
99 |
24 |
5 |
1125 |
Well, it's one of the 1,000 Places to See Before You Die |
1.2656 |
0.05141 |
128 |
103 |
16 |
9 |
1126 |
Well, if you turn the page upside down you two are the ridiculous ones... |
1.2656 |
0.04769 |
128 |
100 |
22 |
6 |
1127 |
This is a drawing of a cliff. It is not an actual cliff. Had this been an actual cliff, you would find a warning sign advising you are not able to safely walk over the edge without proper safety equipment. |
1.2656 |
0.04638 |
128 |
99 |
24 |
5 |
1128 |
It's even more spectacular during ski season. |
1.2656 |
0.04638 |
128 |
99 |
24 |
5 |
1129 |
Yes, Mel, a rope would have been nice. |
1.2656 |
0.04365 |
128 |
97 |
28 |
3 |
1130 |
That is when things really started to go sideways. |
1.2636 |
0.04985 |
129 |
103 |
18 |
8 |
1131 |
He says you have to stand up to gravity. |
1.2632 |
0.04879 |
133 |
106 |
19 |
8 |
1132 |
I told him to take a long walk off of a short cliff.. |
1.2619 |
0.04533 |
126 |
97 |
25 |
4 |
1133 |
He never DID know when to stop ... |
1.2619 |
0.04671 |
126 |
98 |
23 |
5 |
1134 |
I shouldn't have insisted it's a bluff. |
1.2619 |
0.04935 |
126 |
100 |
19 |
7 |
1135 |
The Flat Earth Society Said This Would Work |
1.2619 |
0.04533 |
126 |
97 |
25 |
4 |
1136 |
I think he's losing his edge. |
1.2619 |
0.04390 |
126 |
96 |
27 |
3 |
1137 |
How ticked do you figure he'll be when he finds out we got here first? |
1.2619 |
0.05186 |
126 |
102 |
15 |
9 |
1138 |
I don't think I'll ever live this one down. |
1.2619 |
0.04805 |
126 |
99 |
21 |
6 |
1139 |
He always has to live life on the edge. |
1.2619 |
0.05062 |
126 |
101 |
17 |
8 |
1140 |
He always believes in taking the path not taken |
1.2619 |
0.04390 |
126 |
96 |
27 |
3 |
1141 |
Jesus Christ! Not again! |
1.2619 |
0.04935 |
126 |
100 |
19 |
7 |
1142 |
He's been down so long, it looks like up to him. |
1.2619 |
0.04935 |
126 |
100 |
19 |
7 |
1143 |
Fine--win the race to the bottom. |
1.2619 |
0.04935 |
126 |
100 |
19 |
7 |
1144 |
But by golly he's gonna get that Pikachu. |
1.2619 |
0.04935 |
126 |
100 |
19 |
7 |
1145 |
Those new Jordans are something else |
1.2619 |
0.04671 |
126 |
98 |
23 |
5 |
1146 |
I told you not to pay him up front! |
1.2619 |
0.04671 |
126 |
98 |
23 |
5 |
1147 |
"I didn't say "Simon Says". |
1.2619 |
0.05062 |
126 |
101 |
17 |
8 |
1148 |
I don't care how many times he does this, the cane is a crutch! |
1.2619 |
0.04935 |
126 |
100 |
19 |
7 |
1149 |
He said don't worry it's all downhill from here.... |
1.2619 |
0.04533 |
126 |
97 |
25 |
4 |
1150 |
He's out to disprove gravity. Next comes evolution and global warming. |
1.2619 |
0.04935 |
126 |
100 |
19 |
7 |
1151 |
I'd follow him but I'm afraid my fitbit won't count those steps. |
1.2619 |
0.04935 |
126 |
100 |
19 |
7 |
1152 |
That's it for these Escher hikes. |
1.2619 |
0.04671 |
126 |
98 |
23 |
5 |
1153 |
I can see why they call it "Death Valley". |
1.2619 |
0.04671 |
126 |
98 |
23 |
5 |
1154 |
He has been on edge for weeks. |
1.2619 |
0.04533 |
126 |
97 |
25 |
4 |
1155 |
Walking down is easy. I want to see him walk back up. |
1.2619 |
0.04671 |
126 |
98 |
23 |
5 |
1156 |
He always did have a way of making the impossible look easy |
1.2619 |
0.05307 |
126 |
103 |
13 |
10 |
1157 |
Damn auto rotate |
1.2619 |
0.04805 |
126 |
99 |
21 |
6 |
1158 |
I think it was the lemming jerky. |
1.2619 |
0.05186 |
126 |
102 |
15 |
9 |
1159 |
Abstract hiking isn't for everyone. |
1.2619 |
0.04671 |
126 |
98 |
23 |
5 |
1160 |
If I'd known he could do that I would have told him to 'go jump off a cliff' a long time ago. |
1.2619 |
0.05186 |
126 |
102 |
15 |
9 |
1161 |
Yet another time in 2016 when the conventional wisdom was wrong. |
1.2619 |
0.04671 |
126 |
98 |
23 |
5 |
1162 |
Gravity? Now THERE'S a hoax. |
1.2619 |
0.05186 |
126 |
102 |
15 |
9 |
1163 |
He says it's all about core strength. |
1.2619 |
0.04533 |
126 |
97 |
25 |
4 |
1164 |
Americans call it "The road less traveled" |
1.2619 |
0.04805 |
126 |
99 |
21 |
6 |
1165 |
The guidebook did mention that the remote regions were considered lawless. |
1.2619 |
0.04805 |
126 |
99 |
21 |
6 |
1166 |
He must be related to M.C. Escher. |
1.2619 |
0.04935 |
126 |
100 |
19 |
7 |
1167 |
How much time does the short cut save? |
1.2619 |
0.05186 |
126 |
102 |
15 |
9 |
1168 |
I didn't realize the fiscal cliff was a real place. |
1.2619 |
0.05186 |
126 |
102 |
15 |
9 |
1169 |
Oh no, this might be when a cartoonist turns the picture on its side and we fall off? |
1.2619 |
0.05186 |
126 |
102 |
15 |
9 |
1170 |
Waze says it's the fastest route! |
1.2619 |
0.05186 |
126 |
102 |
15 |
9 |
1171 |
For God's sake don't look down! |
1.2619 |
0.05186 |
126 |
102 |
15 |
9 |
1172 |
Looks like Joe is finally going off the deep end. |
1.2619 |
0.04671 |
126 |
98 |
23 |
5 |
1173 |
Make that 1001 uses for duct tape... |
1.2619 |
0.04671 |
126 |
98 |
23 |
5 |
1174 |
legalizing cannibas in this state was a bad idea. |
1.2598 |
0.04771 |
127 |
100 |
21 |
6 |
1175 |
He has always been downwardly mobile. |
1.2598 |
0.04638 |
127 |
99 |
23 |
5 |
1176 |
You know they say gravity is a hoax perpetrated by the Chinese. |
1.2598 |
0.04900 |
127 |
101 |
19 |
7 |
1177 |
You know what, Spiderman? Sometimes you can be a real jerk. |
1.2598 |
0.04771 |
127 |
100 |
21 |
6 |
1178 |
His wife told him to take a short hike off a high cliff. |
1.2598 |
0.05269 |
127 |
104 |
13 |
10 |
1179 |
It's OK, you'll be fine. Just don't look up! |
1.2598 |
0.05026 |
127 |
102 |
17 |
8 |
1180 |
Huge downside potential. |
1.2598 |
0.05026 |
127 |
102 |
17 |
8 |
1181 |
She sure makes it look easy coming up backwards and in heels. |
1.2598 |
0.04900 |
127 |
101 |
19 |
7 |
1182 |
Going up is much harder. |
1.2598 |
0.04771 |
127 |
100 |
21 |
6 |
1183 |
I see Lefkowitz has finally gone over the edge. |
1.2598 |
0.04900 |
127 |
101 |
19 |
7 |
1184 |
Fine. You can go straight to hell. |
1.2598 |
0.04501 |
127 |
98 |
25 |
4 |
1185 |
..ever since he saw that Fred Astaire movie |
1.2598 |
0.04900 |
127 |
101 |
19 |
7 |
1186 |
The first step is the hardest |
1.2598 |
0.04360 |
127 |
97 |
27 |
3 |
1187 |
It's possible if you never change your socks. |
1.2598 |
0.05026 |
127 |
102 |
17 |
8 |
1188 |
He's doing it wrong. |
1.2598 |
0.05149 |
127 |
103 |
15 |
9 |
1189 |
I'm afraid it's all downhill from here! |
1.2598 |
0.04900 |
127 |
101 |
19 |
7 |
1190 |
He is vertically challanged. |
1.2598 |
0.05026 |
127 |
102 |
17 |
8 |
1191 |
He told me he was voting Trump...reality will kick in any minute |
1.2598 |
0.04900 |
127 |
101 |
19 |
7 |
1192 |
It's all in the stick, you know. |
1.2598 |
0.04638 |
127 |
99 |
23 |
5 |
1193 |
How the hell do we rate THIS trail? |
1.2598 |
0.04501 |
127 |
98 |
25 |
4 |
1194 |
His map must be folded in a different place from ours. |
1.2598 |
0.05026 |
127 |
102 |
17 |
8 |
1195 |
It works as long as you continue to believe. |
1.2598 |
0.05149 |
127 |
103 |
15 |
9 |
1196 |
Seems illogical but to be honest I've never tried. |
1.2598 |
0.04501 |
127 |
98 |
25 |
4 |
1197 |
That's what I call a trailblazer! |
1.2598 |
0.04501 |
127 |
98 |
25 |
4 |
1198 |
He really shouldn't have used Apple Maps. |
1.2598 |
0.05149 |
127 |
103 |
15 |
9 |
1199 |
Harry never did know which way was up. |
1.2598 |
0.05026 |
127 |
102 |
17 |
8 |
1200 |
He can walk on water, too. |
1.2598 |
0.04360 |
127 |
97 |
27 |
3 |
1201 |
Maybe he will get to Scotland before us.. |
1.2598 |
0.04638 |
127 |
99 |
23 |
5 |
1202 |
He read the cliff's notes. |
1.2598 |
0.05149 |
127 |
103 |
15 |
9 |
1203 |
Man, that was good acid! |
1.2598 |
0.05026 |
127 |
102 |
17 |
8 |
1204 |
C'mon guys. It's all downhill from here. |
1.2598 |
0.04638 |
127 |
99 |
23 |
5 |
1205 |
Can I have your s'mores? |
1.2598 |
0.05026 |
127 |
102 |
17 |
8 |
1206 |
He does know how to get to the bottom of things |
1.2598 |
0.04771 |
127 |
100 |
21 |
6 |
1207 |
I don't want to be his Fitbit friend anymore. |
1.2598 |
0.04638 |
127 |
99 |
23 |
5 |
1208 |
I knew we shouldn't have eaten that plant. |
1.2598 |
0.04771 |
127 |
100 |
21 |
6 |
1209 |
Maybe now would be a good time to turn around? |
1.2598 |
0.04900 |
127 |
101 |
19 |
7 |
1210 |
Google Maps said to go straight |
1.2598 |
0.04215 |
127 |
96 |
29 |
2 |
1211 |
He insists it's the fastest way to the bottom. |
1.2598 |
0.05026 |
127 |
102 |
17 |
8 |
1212 |
When you get to the bottom, throw me a rope and help me down. |
1.2598 |
0.05269 |
127 |
104 |
13 |
10 |
1213 |
I bet he'd make a great caddy. |
1.2598 |
0.04638 |
127 |
99 |
23 |
5 |
1214 |
They did say the trail down would be steep. |
1.2598 |
0.04638 |
127 |
99 |
23 |
5 |
1215 |
It's easy--just turn the page sideways. |
1.2598 |
0.04501 |
127 |
98 |
25 |
4 |
1216 |
I never thought anyone would make it all the way up backwards! |
1.2598 |
0.04638 |
127 |
99 |
23 |
5 |
1217 |
``I've got the car keys, show-off!!!'' |
1.2581 |
0.04416 |
124 |
95 |
26 |
3 |
1218 |
OK, I'll go next, but are you SURE we're just a cartoon? |
1.2581 |
0.05105 |
124 |
100 |
16 |
8 |
1219 |
Sometimes the shortest route is not the best. |
1.2581 |
0.05355 |
124 |
102 |
12 |
10 |
1220 |
Magnetic soles, ferrite cliff---how foresightful! |
1.2581 |
0.04974 |
124 |
99 |
18 |
7 |
1221 |
I really hate his damn short cuts |
1.2581 |
0.05105 |
124 |
100 |
16 |
8 |
1222 |
Gravity is not working. Blame it on Obama! |
1.2581 |
0.05231 |
124 |
101 |
14 |
9 |
1223 |
Having the right gear is really so important out here! |
1.2581 |
0.05105 |
124 |
100 |
16 |
8 |
1224 |
Well, that makes our position rather untenable. |
1.2581 |
0.04704 |
124 |
97 |
22 |
5 |
1225 |
I get it. This year's presidential election is "a race to the bottom". |
1.2581 |
0.04704 |
124 |
97 |
22 |
5 |
1226 |
I really need a pair of those hiking shoes. |
1.2581 |
0.04416 |
124 |
95 |
26 |
3 |
1227 |
They say hiking down is the hardest on the knees |
1.2581 |
0.04562 |
124 |
96 |
24 |
4 |
1228 |
Sherman never seems to acknowledge the gravity of the situation. |
1.2581 |
0.04841 |
124 |
98 |
20 |
6 |
1229 |
Well it could be the quickest way down |
1.2581 |
0.04704 |
124 |
97 |
22 |
5 |
1230 |
Y'know what the weird thing is? His GPS location will still be the same as ours. |
1.2581 |
0.04562 |
124 |
96 |
24 |
4 |
1231 |
They say he was the first to use this trail. |
1.2581 |
0.05105 |
124 |
100 |
16 |
8 |
1232 |
Enough, I've followed this guy all over the place but now things are really starting to go downhill. |
1.2581 |
0.04974 |
124 |
99 |
18 |
7 |
1233 |
Guess we'll have to quit teasing Oglethorpe about his expensive new boots. . . |
1.2581 |
0.05105 |
124 |
100 |
16 |
8 |
1234 |
Do you think I should tell him it was only a metaphor? |
1.2581 |
0.04841 |
124 |
98 |
20 |
6 |
1235 |
Humor me... double check the GPS. |
1.2581 |
0.04108 |
124 |
93 |
30 |
1 |
1236 |
When you get to the bottom, drop a rope to us. |
1.2581 |
0.04974 |
124 |
99 |
18 |
7 |
1237 |
He did promise that his first act as President would be the repeal of the Law of Gravity. |
1.2581 |
0.05355 |
124 |
102 |
12 |
10 |
1238 |
He's never been on the level with us. |
1.2581 |
0.04704 |
124 |
97 |
22 |
5 |
1239 |
Cliff prefers the path less taken. |
1.2581 |
0.04974 |
124 |
99 |
18 |
7 |
1240 |
I think the Boy Scouts needs to rethink this new "extreme sports" merit badge. |
1.2581 |
0.04704 |
124 |
97 |
22 |
5 |
1241 |
Joe, just remember it is lot harder coming up |
1.2581 |
0.04704 |
124 |
97 |
22 |
5 |
1242 |
Come on guys, it's all down hill from here. |
1.2581 |
0.04562 |
124 |
96 |
24 |
4 |
1243 |
Do you think Cliff Walker is his real name? |
1.2581 |
0.04841 |
124 |
98 |
20 |
6 |
1244 |
Well, he never claimed to be a Newtonian. |
1.2581 |
0.04562 |
124 |
96 |
24 |
4 |
1245 |
It's all core strength. |
1.2581 |
0.05105 |
124 |
100 |
16 |
8 |
1246 |
It's easy, fellas.Just suspend your disbelief. |
1.2581 |
0.04974 |
124 |
99 |
18 |
7 |
1247 |
Those new 'Air Sherpas' are sweet! |
1.2581 |
0.04974 |
124 |
99 |
18 |
7 |
1248 |
I think he said, "Walk this way." |
1.2581 |
0.04841 |
124 |
98 |
20 |
6 |
1249 |
That’s one small step for man... and one giant leap of faith by Bob. |
1.2581 |
0.04562 |
124 |
96 |
24 |
4 |
1250 |
I'll bring up the rear. |
1.2581 |
0.05355 |
124 |
102 |
12 |
10 |
1251 |
He found those boots on Ebay. |
1.2581 |
0.04841 |
124 |
98 |
20 |
6 |
1252 |
After the past year, nothing surprises me anymore. |
1.2581 |
0.04974 |
124 |
99 |
18 |
7 |
1253 |
Bert likes to think outside the cliff. |
1.2581 |
0.05105 |
124 |
100 |
16 |
8 |
1254 |
He's definitely vertically intergrated. |
1.2581 |
0.04704 |
124 |
97 |
22 |
5 |
1255 |
Man, these third party voters will find an alternative for everything! |
1.2581 |
0.04841 |
124 |
98 |
20 |
6 |
1256 |
I told you he was a real downer. |
1.2581 |
0.04841 |
124 |
98 |
20 |
6 |
1257 |
And don't you forget my pastrami on rye. |
1.2581 |
0.04974 |
124 |
99 |
18 |
7 |
1258 |
Gravity is just a theory. |
1.2581 |
0.05105 |
124 |
100 |
16 |
8 |
1259 |
On the other hand, it's all downhill from here. |
1.2581 |
0.04562 |
124 |
96 |
24 |
4 |
1260 |
Oh great, another cliffhanger. |
1.2581 |
0.04974 |
124 |
99 |
18 |
7 |
1261 |
Looks like Herbie's idea finally got traction. |
1.2581 |
0.04704 |
124 |
97 |
22 |
5 |
1262 |
We'll drop you a line sometime. |
1.2581 |
0.04704 |
124 |
97 |
22 |
5 |
1263 |
I'll follow you. |
1.2581 |
0.05355 |
124 |
102 |
12 |
10 |
1264 |
Ken's never been a social climber. |
1.2581 |
0.05105 |
124 |
100 |
16 |
8 |
1265 |
He's in congress and doesn't believe in global warming either. |
1.2581 |
0.05231 |
124 |
101 |
14 |
9 |
1266 |
Wow, he was right. Those new boots are awesome! |
1.2581 |
0.05231 |
124 |
101 |
14 |
9 |
1267 |
It's his smarmy attitude I can't stand. |
1.2581 |
0.05355 |
124 |
102 |
12 |
10 |
1268 |
He's so smug about it, too. |
1.2581 |
0.04416 |
124 |
95 |
26 |
3 |
1269 |
All right, you win! Your shoes are better. |
1.2581 |
0.04416 |
124 |
95 |
26 |
3 |
1270 |
"I thought you were going to tell him the anti-gravity shoes were a just gag". |
1.2581 |
0.05105 |
124 |
100 |
16 |
8 |
1271 |
If you could see the length of his cleats, you'd understand. |
1.2581 |
0.04562 |
124 |
96 |
24 |
4 |
1272 |
This calls to mind a poem by Frost. |
1.2581 |
0.04974 |
124 |
99 |
18 |
7 |
1273 |
WATCH OUT FOR THE LAWS OF PHYSICS! |
1.2581 |
0.04562 |
124 |
96 |
24 |
4 |
1274 |
Just because 100,000 scientists say gravity is a thing doesn't mean I have to believe in it. |
1.2581 |
0.04704 |
124 |
97 |
22 |
5 |
1275 |
He attended a Tony Robbins seminar |
1.2581 |
0.04562 |
124 |
96 |
24 |
4 |
1276 |
Apparently, it's how you feel about gravity that counts. |
1.2581 |
0.04265 |
124 |
94 |
28 |
2 |
1277 |
I'll be damned. Maybe he IS from a perpendicular universe. |
1.2581 |
0.04704 |
124 |
97 |
22 |
5 |
1278 |
Sorry, we have no inclination to follow you. |
1.2581 |
0.04974 |
124 |
99 |
18 |
7 |
1279 |
He never knows when to stop. |
1.2581 |
0.04562 |
124 |
96 |
24 |
4 |
1280 |
You did remember to tie the rope from his ankle to the tree, right? |
1.2581 |
0.04841 |
124 |
98 |
20 |
6 |
1281 |
For Fred, gravity is just a theory. |
1.2581 |
0.04704 |
124 |
97 |
22 |
5 |
1282 |
Dr. Lemming I presume |
1.2581 |
0.04974 |
124 |
99 |
18 |
7 |
1283 |
He said he does water too. |
1.2581 |
0.04841 |
124 |
98 |
20 |
6 |
1284 |
It's not like he can walk on water. |
1.2581 |
0.04841 |
124 |
98 |
20 |
6 |
1285 |
Should we tell him he's not in a cartoon !? |
1.2581 |
0.05105 |
124 |
100 |
16 |
8 |
1286 |
He said "Gravity is just a theory." |
1.2581 |
0.04974 |
124 |
99 |
18 |
7 |
1287 |
How long do you give him? |
1.2581 |
0.05355 |
124 |
102 |
12 |
10 |
1288 |
He refused to understand the gravity of this situation. |
1.2581 |
0.04841 |
124 |
98 |
20 |
6 |
1289 |
That new walking stick really does improve his balance. |
1.2581 |
0.05105 |
124 |
100 |
16 |
8 |
1290 |
They say he sold his soul for that walking stick. |
1.2581 |
0.05105 |
124 |
100 |
16 |
8 |
1291 |
I wonder where he got those shoes |
1.2581 |
0.04841 |
124 |
98 |
20 |
6 |
1292 |
Very convincing, Jesus. But can you do it on water? |
1.2581 |
0.05231 |
124 |
101 |
14 |
9 |
1293 |
Yeah, but the hike back up is a killer. |
1.2581 |
0.04974 |
124 |
99 |
18 |
7 |
1294 |
He's always marched to a different drummer. |
1.2581 |
0.04704 |
124 |
97 |
22 |
5 |
1295 |
Kind of a comedown. A little while ago he was walking on air. |
1.2581 |
0.05355 |
124 |
102 |
12 |
10 |
1296 |
You hear that. He knows the words to Edelweiss. |
1.2581 |
0.04974 |
124 |
99 |
18 |
7 |
1297 |
Okay, the Sermon on the Mount was amazing, but now He is just showing off! |
1.2581 |
0.04841 |
124 |
98 |
20 |
6 |
1298 |
Smart boots. |
1.2581 |
0.04974 |
124 |
99 |
18 |
7 |
1299 |
Okay, that is pretty cool....but the boots are still ugly. |
1.2581 |
0.04974 |
124 |
99 |
18 |
7 |
1300 |
C'mon Larry! Can't you take a joke? |
1.2581 |
0.04841 |
124 |
98 |
20 |
6 |
1301 |
Sherpa, my butt. He's just got better shoes. |
1.2581 |
0.04562 |
124 |
96 |
24 |
4 |
1302 |
He was more impressive when he walked on water. |
1.2581 |
0.04974 |
124 |
99 |
18 |
7 |
1303 |
. . . and yet again proving the fallacy of the "slippery slope" argument |
1.2581 |
0.04974 |
124 |
99 |
18 |
7 |
1304 |
The going down part is easy - coming back up really tests you |
1.2581 |
0.04974 |
124 |
99 |
18 |
7 |
1305 |
I told you we should have bought the more expensive hiking boots |
1.2581 |
0.04562 |
124 |
96 |
24 |
4 |
1306 |
Don't worry, it's only a fiscal cliff... |
1.2581 |
0.04841 |
124 |
98 |
20 |
6 |
1307 |
You're over thinking it. |
1.2581 |
0.04841 |
124 |
98 |
20 |
6 |
1308 |
Bring us back some sandwiches! |
1.2581 |
0.05105 |
124 |
100 |
16 |
8 |
1309 |
Well, always trust the G.P.S. |
1.2581 |
0.04841 |
124 |
98 |
20 |
6 |
1310 |
He's been going down hill for some time now. |
1.2581 |
0.04704 |
124 |
97 |
22 |
5 |
1311 |
Come on , try the road less traveled |
1.2581 |
0.04416 |
124 |
95 |
26 |
3 |
1312 |
I guess that explains why he didn't feel he had to be nice to us on the way up. |
1.2581 |
0.04416 |
124 |
95 |
26 |
3 |
1313 |
Fred!?! Do you understand the gravity of this situation?? |
1.2581 |
0.05231 |
124 |
101 |
14 |
9 |
1314 |
You've really got to hand it to those REI people. |
1.2581 |
0.04841 |
124 |
98 |
20 |
6 |
1315 |
And the signs of dehydration are what again? |
1.2581 |
0.04974 |
124 |
99 |
18 |
7 |
1316 |
And you told me he was on the level. |
1.2581 |
0.04841 |
124 |
98 |
20 |
6 |
1317 |
Physics was never his strong suit. |
1.2578 |
0.04331 |
128 |
98 |
27 |
3 |
1318 |
You're not fooling anyone, Superman. |
1.2578 |
0.04991 |
128 |
103 |
17 |
8 |
1319 |
After you, Ted. |
1.2560 |
0.04806 |
125 |
99 |
20 |
6 |
1320 |
Tell me again what he's been putting into his trail mix? |
1.2560 |
0.04806 |
125 |
99 |
20 |
6 |
1321 |
I told you we are on Mt. Velcro. |
1.2560 |
0.04806 |
125 |
99 |
20 |
6 |
1322 |
I bet he thinks he can walk on water too! |
1.2560 |
0.05068 |
125 |
101 |
16 |
8 |
1323 |
I guess the rules don't apply to him. |
1.2520 |
0.04842 |
123 |
98 |
19 |
6 |
1324 |
Every man walks his own reality. |
1.2520 |
0.04410 |
123 |
95 |
25 |
3 |
1325 |
According to cartoons, this only lasts until he realizes where he is. |
1.2520 |
0.05110 |
123 |
100 |
15 |
8 |
1326 |
He never did know up from down... |
1.2520 |
0.04842 |
123 |
98 |
19 |
6 |
1327 |
He told me he's all in for being downwardly mobile! |
1.2520 |
0.04559 |
123 |
96 |
23 |
4 |
1328 |
He does have a certain stick-to-it-iveness... |
1.2520 |
0.04978 |
123 |
99 |
17 |
7 |
1329 |
Think he knows what's up? |
1.2520 |
0.04410 |
123 |
95 |
25 |
3 |
1330 |
Only Bob would think to Velcro the entire cliffside. |
1.2520 |
0.04978 |
123 |
99 |
17 |
7 |
1331 |
He just does what his GPS tells him to do. |
1.2520 |
0.04703 |
123 |
97 |
21 |
5 |
1332 |
He's always had a hard time asking for directions. |
1.2520 |
0.04410 |
123 |
95 |
25 |
3 |
1333 |
It's all downhill from here. |
1.2520 |
0.04559 |
123 |
96 |
23 |
4 |
1334 |
Well he certainly makes that look easy. |
1.2520 |
0.04703 |
123 |
97 |
21 |
5 |
1335 |
I'm starting to rethink this whole agnostic thing. |
1.2520 |
0.04978 |
123 |
99 |
17 |
7 |
1336 |
Everyone knows that going down is easier! |
1.2520 |
0.04842 |
123 |
98 |
19 |
6 |
1337 |
He's always had a lousy sense of direction. |
1.2520 |
0.04703 |
123 |
97 |
21 |
5 |
1338 |
See, gravity is just a theory. |
1.2520 |
0.04703 |
123 |
97 |
21 |
5 |
1339 |
According to ancestry.com, he's part goat. |
1.2520 |
0.04559 |
123 |
96 |
23 |
4 |
1340 |
I can hear my mom's voice asking me if I'd go after him. |
1.2520 |
0.04703 |
123 |
97 |
21 |
5 |
1341 |
There's nothing down there anyway. |
1.2520 |
0.04842 |
123 |
98 |
19 |
6 |
1342 |
I'm not stopping until I hit my 10,000 steps. |
1.2520 |
0.05110 |
123 |
100 |
15 |
8 |
1343 |
Allen is amazing, he'll walk until he drops. |
1.2520 |
0.04842 |
123 |
98 |
19 |
6 |
1344 |
Hey! Fred? You gotta hole in your pants. |
1.2520 |
0.05365 |
123 |
102 |
11 |
10 |
1345 |
His GPS was hacked by Russian squirrels. |
1.2520 |
0.04978 |
123 |
99 |
17 |
7 |
1346 |
Do you think we should tell him? |
1.2520 |
0.04410 |
123 |
95 |
25 |
3 |
1347 |
Fred will go anywhere to catch a new Pokémon |
1.2520 |
0.04978 |
123 |
99 |
17 |
7 |
1348 |
My mom asked me once what I would do in this very scenario, but I assumed it was rhetorical. |
1.2520 |
0.04978 |
123 |
99 |
17 |
7 |
1349 |
See? You just gotta find the right angle. |
1.2500 |
0.04942 |
124 |
100 |
17 |
7 |
1350 |
This is a real cliff hanger. |
1.2500 |
0.04526 |
124 |
97 |
23 |
4 |
1351 |
He teaches Relativity at Princeton. |
1.2500 |
0.04669 |
124 |
98 |
21 |
5 |
1352 |
Yeah! Well Yodel-Ay-Dee-Effin-O to you too! |
1.2500 |
0.05201 |
124 |
102 |
13 |
9 |
1353 |
A bit overboard even for Pokemon, I'd say. |
1.2500 |
0.04942 |
124 |
100 |
17 |
7 |
1354 |
I guess the more expensive shoes are worth it. |
1.2500 |
0.04669 |
124 |
98 |
21 |
5 |
1355 |
He's one of those "the world is flat" believers. |
1.2500 |
0.04379 |
124 |
96 |
25 |
3 |
1356 |
He's one of those "gravity is a theory" types..... |
1.2500 |
0.04807 |
124 |
99 |
19 |
6 |
1357 |
I suppose he walks on water, too |
1.2500 |
0.04807 |
124 |
99 |
19 |
6 |
1358 |
I'd rather take the stairs. |
1.2500 |
0.04526 |
124 |
97 |
23 |
4 |
1359 |
watch him pick up speed! |
1.2500 |
0.04807 |
124 |
99 |
19 |
6 |
1360 |
If you turn this picture sideways we're the ones defying gravity. |
1.2500 |
0.04942 |
124 |
100 |
17 |
7 |
1361 |
What he doesn't realize is that going down is hell on the knees. |
1.2500 |
0.04379 |
124 |
96 |
25 |
3 |
1362 |
He doesn't believe in global warming OR gravity. |
1.2500 |
0.05073 |
124 |
101 |
15 |
8 |
1363 |
This is the third game in a row of Follow the Leader that he has won. |
1.2480 |
0.04495 |
125 |
98 |
23 |
4 |
1364 |
I guess those boots were worth the extra ten dollars. |
1.2480 |
0.05036 |
125 |
102 |
15 |
8 |
1365 |
Whatever you do, don't look straight! |
1.2479 |
0.04879 |
121 |
97 |
18 |
6 |
1366 |
CHECK YOUR GPS! |
1.2479 |
0.04879 |
121 |
97 |
18 |
6 |
1367 |
What did he just say? He said so far, so good. |
1.2479 |
0.04435 |
121 |
94 |
24 |
3 |
1368 |
I told you we needed to work on our core. |
1.2479 |
0.04879 |
121 |
97 |
18 |
6 |
1369 |
He wrote the book on vertical descents. |
1.2479 |
0.04736 |
121 |
96 |
20 |
5 |
1370 |
He's underleveredged. |
1.2479 |
0.04879 |
121 |
97 |
18 |
6 |
1371 |
He always sticks to the trail. |
1.2479 |
0.04879 |
121 |
97 |
18 |
6 |
1372 |
It's steeper than it looks. |
1.2479 |
0.04736 |
121 |
96 |
20 |
5 |
1373 |
Well this is a cliffhanger. |
1.2479 |
0.04588 |
121 |
95 |
22 |
4 |
1374 |
Isaac, come back, you've made your point. |
1.2479 |
0.04588 |
121 |
95 |
22 |
4 |
1375 |
Just don't look down. |
1.2479 |
0.04435 |
121 |
94 |
24 |
3 |
1376 |
Do you think he's coming back up? |
1.2479 |
0.04588 |
121 |
95 |
22 |
4 |
1377 |
Now do you believe me that he's the guy who invented Velcro. |
1.2479 |
0.04879 |
121 |
97 |
18 |
6 |
1378 |
I don't care what he said, I'm calling an Uber. |
1.2479 |
0.04879 |
121 |
97 |
18 |
6 |
1379 |
OK, so alternative universes may exist. But they definitely aren't parallel! |
1.2479 |
0.04736 |
121 |
96 |
20 |
5 |
1380 |
And to think, when he said gravity was a hoax perpetrated by China, I just laughed. |
1.2479 |
0.04879 |
121 |
97 |
18 |
6 |
1381 |
It was a matter of time before he went off the cliff. |
1.2479 |
0.04879 |
121 |
97 |
18 |
6 |
1382 |
Good thing his parents never let him watch cartoons as a kid. |
1.2479 |
0.04879 |
121 |
97 |
18 |
6 |
1383 |
Relativity is a theory. Gravity is a law! |
1.2479 |
0.04588 |
121 |
95 |
22 |
4 |
1384 |
The GPS is acting up again! |
1.2479 |
0.05018 |
121 |
98 |
16 |
7 |
1385 |
What was it you said he invented? Velcro? |
1.2479 |
0.04736 |
121 |
96 |
20 |
5 |
1386 |
They say going down can be as dangerous as climbing up. |
1.2479 |
0.04879 |
121 |
97 |
18 |
6 |
1387 |
Walking on water's already been done. |
1.2479 |
0.05018 |
121 |
98 |
16 |
7 |
1388 |
The audacity of Velcro continues to astonish me. |
1.2479 |
0.05018 |
121 |
98 |
16 |
7 |
1389 |
Nah, downhill's too hard on the knees. |
1.2479 |
0.04879 |
121 |
97 |
18 |
6 |
1390 |
Let's just take a cab. |
1.2479 |
0.04736 |
121 |
96 |
20 |
5 |
1391 |
That's not the way we came! |
1.2479 |
0.05153 |
121 |
99 |
14 |
8 |
1392 |
His faith in GPS is truly powerful. |
1.2479 |
0.04435 |
121 |
94 |
24 |
3 |
1393 |
It helps to have a good attitude, eat a healthy diet and have special boots. |
1.2479 |
0.05018 |
121 |
98 |
16 |
7 |
1394 |
He used to work for Lehman Brothers. |
1.2479 |
0.04588 |
121 |
95 |
22 |
4 |
1395 |
Is he trying out the Velcro Trail? |
1.2479 |
0.04588 |
121 |
95 |
22 |
4 |
1396 |
Sure it looks impressive. But when you turn your head sideways, WE'RE the ones defying gravity. |
1.2479 |
0.04435 |
121 |
94 |
24 |
3 |
1397 |
He's in total denial. |
1.2479 |
0.05018 |
121 |
98 |
16 |
7 |
1398 |
That's nothing; you should hear him yodel. |
1.2479 |
0.04435 |
121 |
94 |
24 |
3 |
1399 |
And, I thought the ad for those shoes was a lot of bunk. |
1.2479 |
0.04879 |
121 |
97 |
18 |
6 |
1400 |
I love convincing Libertarians that the government invented gravity. |
1.2479 |
0.05018 |
121 |
98 |
16 |
7 |
1401 |
Don't you realize the gravity of what you are doing? |
1.2479 |
0.04736 |
121 |
96 |
20 |
5 |
1402 |
He's always showing off, you should have seen what he did last week on the lake. |
1.2479 |
0.04736 |
121 |
96 |
20 |
5 |
1403 |
Follow me. It's not so bad. Just avoid looking up! |
1.2479 |
0.04879 |
121 |
97 |
18 |
6 |
1404 |
What will Nike come up with next? |
1.2479 |
0.04736 |
121 |
96 |
20 |
5 |
1405 |
There goes Robert Frost again. |
1.2479 |
0.04879 |
121 |
97 |
18 |
6 |
1406 |
He's been watching too many Road Runner cartoons. |
1.2479 |
0.04879 |
121 |
97 |
18 |
6 |
1407 |
When they said he was "a little light in the loafers," I thought it meant something else. |
1.2479 |
0.04435 |
121 |
94 |
24 |
3 |
1408 |
The trick is not to look down. |
1.2479 |
0.04879 |
121 |
97 |
18 |
6 |
1409 |
Just keep your core tight. |
1.2479 |
0.04736 |
121 |
96 |
20 |
5 |
1410 |
He must be one of those flat earthers. |
1.2479 |
0.04588 |
121 |
95 |
22 |
4 |
1411 |
Go ahead, but I'm not falling for that again. |
1.2479 |
0.04588 |
121 |
95 |
22 |
4 |
1412 |
He binge watched all The Matrix movies last night. |
1.2479 |
0.05153 |
121 |
99 |
14 |
8 |
1413 |
Hiking with Superman is less fun than I thought it would be. |
1.2479 |
0.04879 |
121 |
97 |
18 |
6 |
1414 |
I have to get some of those shoes. |
1.2479 |
0.04588 |
121 |
95 |
22 |
4 |
1415 |
I detest his lack of gravity. |
1.2479 |
0.04879 |
121 |
97 |
18 |
6 |
1416 |
When do the cartoon physics kick in? |
1.2479 |
0.04879 |
121 |
97 |
18 |
6 |
1417 |
Just like Harold, to take the easy way out! |
1.2479 |
0.04879 |
121 |
97 |
18 |
6 |
1418 |
He never did know which way was up. |
1.2479 |
0.05018 |
121 |
98 |
16 |
7 |
1419 |
Think that's impressive? You should see him text and drive! |
1.2479 |
0.04841 |
117 |
93 |
19 |
5 |
1420 |
I've seen this cartoon. In about two seconds either he's going to fall or we are. |
1.2459 |
0.04555 |
122 |
96 |
22 |
4 |
1421 |
Falling in very slow motion is still falling. |
1.2459 |
0.04701 |
122 |
97 |
20 |
5 |
1422 |
Perhaps we shouldn't mention it. |
1.2459 |
0.04701 |
122 |
97 |
20 |
5 |
1423 |
He says the GPS is always right. |
1.2459 |
0.04701 |
122 |
97 |
20 |
5 |
1424 |
I think he's calling it Velcro. |
1.2459 |
0.04555 |
122 |
96 |
22 |
4 |
1425 |
Impressive, but it's just showing off when he does it backwards. |
1.2459 |
0.04701 |
122 |
97 |
20 |
5 |
1426 |
No one ever told him he couldn't. |
1.2459 |
0.04701 |
122 |
97 |
20 |
5 |
1427 |
Never hire a guide whose nickname is Gecko. |
1.2459 |
0.04701 |
122 |
97 |
20 |
5 |
1428 |
He's inclined to get down. |
1.2459 |
0.04701 |
122 |
97 |
20 |
5 |
1429 |
I recommend we do not continue to play 'follow the leader'. |
1.2459 |
0.04555 |
122 |
96 |
22 |
4 |
1430 |
I told you he was very tacky. |
1.2459 |
0.04403 |
122 |
95 |
24 |
3 |
1431 |
He attributes it to diet and exercise. |
1.2459 |
0.04701 |
122 |
97 |
20 |
5 |
1432 |
I told you it was risky joining a club called The Lemmings. |
1.2459 |
0.05115 |
122 |
100 |
14 |
8 |
1433 |
I said take a flying leap. |
1.2459 |
0.04981 |
122 |
99 |
16 |
7 |
1434 |
He goes low, we go higher. |
1.2459 |
0.04981 |
122 |
99 |
16 |
7 |
1435 |
This is where we lost Billy. |
1.2459 |
0.05115 |
122 |
100 |
14 |
8 |
1436 |
I should have backed that Kickstarter, too. |
1.2459 |
0.04843 |
122 |
98 |
18 |
6 |
1437 |
I told you we should have warned him not to follow the Google maps directions. |
1.2459 |
0.04555 |
122 |
96 |
22 |
4 |
1438 |
Just suspend your belief in the laws of gravity and go for it. |
1.2459 |
0.04843 |
122 |
98 |
18 |
6 |
1439 |
You're doing fine. Just don't look down. |
1.2459 |
0.04843 |
122 |
98 |
18 |
6 |
1440 |
But what if he trips? |
1.2458 |
0.04953 |
118 |
95 |
17 |
6 |
1441 |
Oh, gross, Frank. You stepped in some gum. |
1.2439 |
0.04667 |
123 |
98 |
20 |
5 |
1442 |
He's taken 'cliffhanger' to a whole 'nother level. |
1.2439 |
0.05207 |
123 |
102 |
12 |
9 |
1443 |
Let him go. You know Professor Lemmings has a mind of his own. |
1.2439 |
0.04522 |
123 |
97 |
22 |
4 |
1444 |
How'd you like to walk a mile in his shoes? |
1.2439 |
0.04667 |
123 |
98 |
20 |
5 |
1445 |
He's never seen a Road Runner cartoon. |
1.2439 |
0.05077 |
123 |
101 |
14 |
8 |
1446 |
Do you think he can walk on water too? |
1.2439 |
0.04808 |
123 |
99 |
18 |
6 |
1447 |
It's how you look at it. |
1.2439 |
0.04667 |
123 |
98 |
20 |
5 |
1448 |
Do you think we should tell him the path ended? |
1.2439 |
0.04808 |
123 |
99 |
18 |
6 |
1449 |
Walking down is easy. Let's see if he has the stamina to walk back up. |
1.2439 |
0.04372 |
123 |
96 |
24 |
3 |
1450 |
On second thought, I guess you can change the laws of phsyics. |
1.2439 |
0.04808 |
123 |
99 |
18 |
6 |
1451 |
Clarence, cheer up! It's only a presidential election!! |
1.2439 |
0.04667 |
123 |
98 |
20 |
5 |
1452 |
Yes it's impressive, but wait till you see him moonwalk it back to us. |
1.2439 |
0.04944 |
123 |
100 |
16 |
7 |
1453 |
I hope his laces are tied. |
1.2439 |
0.04808 |
123 |
99 |
18 |
6 |
1454 |
I'm not taking the fall for this one. |
1.2439 |
0.04522 |
123 |
97 |
22 |
4 |
1455 |
Yeah that's pretty good but I bet it won't be as easy on the way up. |
1.2439 |
0.04522 |
123 |
97 |
22 |
4 |
1456 |
Remind me to update the GPS if we get back. |
1.2439 |
0.04667 |
123 |
98 |
20 |
5 |
1457 |
Trust me, I've seen this in other cartoons. |
1.2439 |
0.04522 |
123 |
97 |
22 |
4 |
1458 |
The amazing thing is "He's walking up backwards" |
1.2439 |
0.04667 |
123 |
98 |
20 |
5 |
1459 |
It's a Zen thing, mind over mountain. |
1.2439 |
0.04522 |
123 |
97 |
22 |
4 |
1460 |
His spirit animal is Wile E. Coyote. |
1.2439 |
0.04808 |
123 |
99 |
18 |
6 |
1461 |
"Water is too easy". |
1.2439 |
0.04522 |
123 |
97 |
22 |
4 |
1462 |
It's easier going downhill. |
1.2419 |
0.04490 |
124 |
98 |
22 |
4 |
1463 |
Pete failed physics! |
1.2417 |
0.04583 |
120 |
95 |
21 |
4 |
1464 |
Do you believe this guy? The park ranger said to stay on the marked trail. |
1.2417 |
0.04266 |
120 |
93 |
25 |
2 |
1465 |
"I'm not sure he understands the gravitas of the situation." Lisa Erickson, Minneapolis, MN |
1.2417 |
0.04583 |
120 |
95 |
21 |
4 |
1466 |
I'm getting too old for psychedelics. |
1.2417 |
0.04879 |
120 |
97 |
17 |
6 |
1467 |
Tom has always lived in a perpendicular universe. |
1.2417 |
0.04879 |
120 |
97 |
17 |
6 |
1468 |
It actually helps if you look down. |
1.2417 |
0.04733 |
120 |
96 |
19 |
5 |
1469 |
He puts too much faith in the directions his GPS gives him. |
1.2417 |
0.04733 |
120 |
96 |
19 |
5 |
1470 |
He's off his meds... |
1.2417 |
0.05158 |
120 |
99 |
13 |
8 |
1471 |
I don't care what WAZE says, I'm going back the way we came! |
1.2417 |
0.05158 |
120 |
99 |
13 |
8 |
1472 |
Now I KNOW we're in a cartoon! |
1.2417 |
0.04427 |
120 |
94 |
23 |
3 |
1473 |
Those boots will be huge on Kickstarter. |
1.2417 |
0.04879 |
120 |
97 |
17 |
6 |
1474 |
I saw Fred Astaire do that in 'Royal Wedding!' Bravo! |
1.2417 |
0.04583 |
120 |
95 |
21 |
4 |
1475 |
Now that is gravitas. |
1.2417 |
0.04427 |
120 |
94 |
23 |
3 |
1476 |
Sometimes you just have to follow your own path. |
1.2417 |
0.04583 |
120 |
95 |
21 |
4 |
1477 |
Of course, he only does this so he won't have to carry the heavy bags |
1.2417 |
0.04733 |
120 |
96 |
19 |
5 |
1478 |
Wilderness guide, my ass! |
1.2417 |
0.04583 |
120 |
95 |
21 |
4 |
1479 |
I'm telling you, EVERYTHING is rigged. |
1.2417 |
0.05020 |
120 |
98 |
15 |
7 |
1480 |
He always thinks he knows a short cut...and I bet he beats us to the bottom. |
1.2417 |
0.04733 |
120 |
96 |
19 |
5 |
1481 |
He makes it look so easy! |
1.2417 |
0.05020 |
120 |
98 |
15 |
7 |
1482 |
Does he know there's a bridge? |
1.2417 |
0.05158 |
120 |
99 |
13 |
8 |
1483 |
I told you he couldn't rappel! |
1.2417 |
0.04583 |
120 |
95 |
21 |
4 |
1484 |
Looks like he found the fastest way down. |
1.2417 |
0.04583 |
120 |
95 |
21 |
4 |
1485 |
He dropped his phone |
1.2417 |
0.05020 |
120 |
98 |
15 |
7 |
1486 |
Joe always finds a short cut. |
1.2417 |
0.04583 |
120 |
95 |
21 |
4 |
1487 |
Why do you think his parents named him, Cliff? |
1.2417 |
0.05020 |
120 |
98 |
15 |
7 |
1488 |
Should we tell him, "walking on water" is what really got people talking? |
1.2417 |
0.04879 |
120 |
97 |
17 |
6 |
1489 |
Is this a bucket list, or a fu¢# it list? |
1.2417 |
0.05020 |
120 |
98 |
15 |
7 |
1490 |
Escher wait! This is real life! |
1.2417 |
0.04733 |
120 |
96 |
19 |
5 |
1491 |
Talk about a race to the bottom. |
1.2417 |
0.04733 |
120 |
96 |
19 |
5 |
1492 |
There's gotta be a Trump joke in here somewhere, but I'll be damned if I can figure it out. |
1.2417 |
0.05020 |
120 |
98 |
15 |
7 |
1493 |
He said he stopped eating gluten. |
1.2417 |
0.04879 |
120 |
97 |
17 |
6 |
1494 |
This proves it. We're figments of someone's imagination. |
1.2417 |
0.04879 |
120 |
97 |
17 |
6 |
1495 |
Where the hell can we get shoes like that? |
1.2417 |
0.04427 |
120 |
94 |
23 |
3 |
1496 |
He swears by his GPS. |
1.2417 |
0.04583 |
120 |
95 |
21 |
4 |
1497 |
Either he's escaping reality or his pack really is lighter than ours. |
1.2417 |
0.04583 |
120 |
95 |
21 |
4 |
1498 |
It's just Escher being Escher. |
1.2417 |
0.04879 |
120 |
97 |
17 |
6 |
1499 |
I can't remember what, but Mom said something about this exact situation. |
1.2397 |
0.04983 |
121 |
99 |
15 |
7 |
1500 |
Billy was raised by Goats |
1.2397 |
0.04843 |
121 |
98 |
17 |
6 |
1501 |
He says it's easy in landscape view. |
1.2397 |
0.04698 |
121 |
97 |
19 |
5 |
1502 |
I think we are off the trail |
1.2397 |
0.04983 |
121 |
99 |
15 |
7 |
1503 |
Did he say where he gets his shoes? |
1.2397 |
0.04698 |
121 |
97 |
19 |
5 |
1504 |
Escher's stairs weren't enough of a challenge for him. |
1.2397 |
0.04843 |
121 |
98 |
17 |
6 |
1505 |
His superpower is Circe du Soleil. |
1.2397 |
0.05119 |
121 |
100 |
13 |
8 |
1506 |
I guess he wasn't joking when he said this was the quickest way to the bottom. |
1.2397 |
0.04698 |
121 |
97 |
19 |
5 |
1507 |
PokemonGo meets the older generation. |
1.2397 |
0.04698 |
121 |
97 |
19 |
5 |
1508 |
Should we follow him and the rest of the Trump supporters? |
1.2397 |
0.05119 |
121 |
100 |
13 |
8 |
1509 |
If you think that's great, wait till you see him on that river. |
1.2393 |
0.04802 |
117 |
94 |
18 |
5 |
1510 |
He is the only guy I know who moonwalks up a cliff. |
1.2393 |
0.04646 |
117 |
93 |
20 |
4 |
1511 |
His mother had an affair with Spiderman. |
1.2377 |
0.04664 |
122 |
98 |
19 |
5 |
1512 |
He marches to a really different drummer. |
1.2377 |
0.04946 |
122 |
100 |
15 |
7 |
1513 |
The brochure for the tour said that the excursions were somewhat challenging |
1.2377 |
0.04516 |
122 |
97 |
21 |
4 |
1514 |
Spider-Man, Schmider-Man.... Parker, quit goofing off! |
1.2377 |
0.05081 |
122 |
101 |
13 |
8 |
1515 |
I have a feeling we shouldn't have taken the one less traveled by |
1.2377 |
0.04807 |
122 |
99 |
17 |
6 |
1516 |
He says, he's determined to reach rock bottom. |
1.2377 |
0.04516 |
122 |
97 |
21 |
4 |
1517 |
Maybe we're the ones who need to do a reality check. |
1.2373 |
0.04766 |
118 |
95 |
18 |
5 |
1518 |
Escher is such a show-off! |
1.2373 |
0.05202 |
118 |
98 |
12 |
8 |
1519 |
Would you walk down a cliff if all your friends did? |
1.2373 |
0.04611 |
118 |
94 |
20 |
4 |
1520 |
He seems unbalanced lately. |
1.2373 |
0.04611 |
118 |
94 |
20 |
4 |
1521 |
It's all easy and downhill from here. |
1.2373 |
0.04451 |
118 |
93 |
22 |
3 |
1522 |
You know what, you guys brainstorm all you want. I'm going to just start walking. |
1.2373 |
0.04766 |
118 |
95 |
18 |
5 |
1523 |
Zen is only going to take him so far. |
1.2373 |
0.04611 |
118 |
94 |
20 |
4 |
1524 |
It's all downhill from here guys! |
1.2373 |
0.04611 |
118 |
94 |
20 |
4 |
1525 |
Ah...so, that's why they call this place The Gray Cliffs of Velcro. |
1.2373 |
0.04766 |
118 |
95 |
18 |
5 |
1526 |
They say he has great gravitas. |
1.2373 |
0.04915 |
118 |
96 |
16 |
6 |
1527 |
Hi Ho, Hi Ho...it's off the cliff I go! |
1.2373 |
0.04766 |
118 |
95 |
18 |
5 |
1528 |
He still hasn't reached his daily step goal. |
1.2373 |
0.05061 |
118 |
97 |
14 |
7 |
1529 |
And don't come running back when you finally understand the gravity of the situation. |
1.2373 |
0.05061 |
118 |
97 |
14 |
7 |
1530 |
Can a cartoonist face reckless endangerment charges? |
1.2373 |
0.04915 |
118 |
96 |
16 |
6 |
1531 |
Puts a whole new perspective on things, doesn't it? |
1.2373 |
0.04915 |
118 |
96 |
16 |
6 |
1532 |
He said, "Newton, Schmooten." |
1.2373 |
0.04766 |
118 |
95 |
18 |
5 |
1533 |
Don't worry - he's done this before. |
1.2373 |
0.04451 |
118 |
93 |
22 |
3 |
1534 |
I'll be darned, those butt-clenching exercises really do strengthen the gluteals. |
1.2373 |
0.05061 |
118 |
97 |
14 |
7 |
1535 |
Perspective is an illusion. |
1.2373 |
0.04766 |
118 |
95 |
18 |
5 |
1536 |
So far so good |
1.2373 |
0.04915 |
118 |
96 |
16 |
6 |
1537 |
I admire his perspective. |
1.2373 |
0.04451 |
118 |
93 |
22 |
3 |
1538 |
I knew his lack of gravitas would be his downfall. |
1.2373 |
0.04766 |
118 |
95 |
18 |
5 |
1539 |
I'd rather take the scenic route. |
1.2373 |
0.04611 |
118 |
94 |
20 |
4 |
1540 |
Pffft, you should see him dance on the ceiling! |
1.2373 |
0.04915 |
118 |
96 |
16 |
6 |
1541 |
Now there's an idea with some traction! |
1.2373 |
0.05061 |
118 |
97 |
14 |
7 |
1542 |
Relax, we're millennials - we don't believe in gravitas |
1.2373 |
0.04451 |
118 |
93 |
22 |
3 |
1543 |
It's a giant leap of faith to deny climate change to denying gravity! |
1.2373 |
0.05604 |
118 |
101 |
6 |
11 |
1544 |
Lets try this from a different angle |
1.2373 |
0.04915 |
118 |
96 |
16 |
6 |
1545 |
When they say "If your friend went over a cliff, would you follow?", this isn't what I had in mind. |
1.2373 |
0.04611 |
118 |
94 |
20 |
4 |
1546 |
The new banned substances' list comes out after the fall. |
1.2373 |
0.04611 |
118 |
94 |
20 |
4 |
1547 |
I guess that works if you can walk fast enough. |
1.2373 |
0.04611 |
118 |
94 |
20 |
4 |
1548 |
Told you he was blind. |
1.2373 |
0.05202 |
118 |
98 |
12 |
8 |
1549 |
I'm afraid he's taken a turn for the worst. |
1.2373 |
0.04766 |
118 |
95 |
18 |
5 |
1550 |
Where's the downside? |
1.2373 |
0.04611 |
118 |
94 |
20 |
4 |
1551 |
I know his boots were expensive but that's ridiculous |
1.2373 |
0.04451 |
118 |
93 |
22 |
3 |
1552 |
I can hear the lemming inside you wanting to go next. |
1.2373 |
0.04766 |
118 |
95 |
18 |
5 |
1553 |
What do you expect? He totally bombed Physics in college. |
1.2373 |
0.04915 |
118 |
96 |
16 |
6 |
1554 |
He was right -- those hiking shoes were worth the money. |
1.2373 |
0.04611 |
118 |
94 |
20 |
4 |
1555 |
I think he said, 'follow me.' |
1.2373 |
0.05061 |
118 |
97 |
14 |
7 |
1556 |
I've looked all over for a pair of boots like that. |
1.2373 |
0.04611 |
118 |
94 |
20 |
4 |
1557 |
If he leaves his phone in the car just one more time I swear I'm not waiting. |
1.2373 |
0.05061 |
118 |
97 |
14 |
7 |
1558 |
A guide, you said. Can't do this without one, you said. You happy now? |
1.2373 |
0.05061 |
118 |
97 |
14 |
7 |
1559 |
another victim of the GPS grave yard |
1.2358 |
0.04630 |
123 |
99 |
19 |
5 |
1560 |
This is the last time we go hiking with Escher. |
1.2358 |
0.04771 |
123 |
100 |
17 |
6 |
1561 |
He takes going off the grid to a whole new level. |
1.2358 |
0.04630 |
123 |
99 |
19 |
5 |
1562 |
He just upgraded his GPS. |
1.2358 |
0.04630 |
123 |
99 |
19 |
5 |
1563 |
Harry and his goddamn out-of-the-way restaurants. |
1.2353 |
0.04577 |
119 |
95 |
20 |
4 |
1564 |
He bought those boots from a wily coyote. |
1.2353 |
0.04418 |
119 |
94 |
22 |
3 |
1565 |
You want to tell him the shoes aren't really magical or should we wait till he gets to the bottom? |
1.2353 |
0.04730 |
119 |
96 |
18 |
5 |
1566 |
Trailblazer my ass... |
1.2353 |
0.04878 |
119 |
97 |
16 |
6 |
1567 |
That's why he's the CEO. |
1.2353 |
0.05162 |
119 |
99 |
12 |
8 |
1568 |
I don't think I brought the right shoes for this. |
1.2353 |
0.04730 |
119 |
96 |
18 |
5 |
1569 |
Stay on the Heath, Cliff! |
1.2353 |
0.04878 |
119 |
97 |
16 |
6 |
1570 |
I could do that too if I had those shoes. |
1.2353 |
0.04878 |
119 |
97 |
16 |
6 |
1571 |
He said "Because it's down there." |
1.2353 |
0.04730 |
119 |
96 |
18 |
5 |
1572 |
You always said you'd follow him anywhere |
1.2353 |
0.05022 |
119 |
98 |
14 |
7 |
1573 |
He claims one of his ancestors used to argue with Newton. |
1.2353 |
0.04577 |
119 |
95 |
20 |
4 |
1574 |
Please stop ignoring the gravity of your situation. |
1.2353 |
0.04577 |
119 |
95 |
20 |
4 |
1575 |
I'm not falling for that trick. |
1.2353 |
0.05022 |
119 |
98 |
14 |
7 |
1576 |
He told us if she won he was leaving the country. |
1.2353 |
0.04878 |
119 |
97 |
16 |
6 |
1577 |
Is that how he gets his selfies to come out in landscape? |
1.2353 |
0.05022 |
119 |
98 |
14 |
7 |
1578 |
He's always looking at things from a different angle. |
1.2353 |
0.04418 |
119 |
94 |
22 |
3 |
1579 |
I don't always hike, but when I do I prefer zero gravity. |
1.2353 |
0.04730 |
119 |
96 |
18 |
5 |
1580 |
He's horizontally challenged. |
1.2353 |
0.04418 |
119 |
94 |
22 |
3 |
1581 |
He teaches relativism at Stanford. |
1.2353 |
0.04730 |
119 |
96 |
18 |
5 |
1582 |
I've gotten turned around--which direction is horizontal? |
1.2353 |
0.04878 |
119 |
97 |
16 |
6 |
1583 |
Don't worry, it's all downhill from here! |
1.2353 |
0.04577 |
119 |
95 |
20 |
4 |
1584 |
I've got to get a pair of those boots. |
1.2353 |
0.04730 |
119 |
96 |
18 |
5 |
1585 |
Later, when we freeze frame the Go-Pro, it will look like he's walking down the rock face, instead of actually falling to his death. |
1.2353 |
0.04730 |
119 |
96 |
18 |
5 |
1586 |
I voted bridge. |
1.2328 |
0.05101 |
116 |
96 |
13 |
7 |
1587 |
Logically, I was sure it was a slippery slope. |
1.2328 |
0.04640 |
116 |
93 |
19 |
4 |
1588 |
M.C. Escher goes mountain climbing |
1.2328 |
0.04798 |
116 |
94 |
17 |
5 |
1589 |
I didn't realize he was taking the "walk down" part of "How many roads must a man walk down?" so literally... |
1.2328 |
0.05246 |
116 |
97 |
11 |
8 |
1590 |
Hopefully this is just a metaphor. |
1.2328 |
0.04475 |
116 |
92 |
21 |
3 |
1591 |
He is making gradual declines great again |
1.2328 |
0.04952 |
116 |
95 |
15 |
6 |
1592 |
The obit can begin "He strode with such assurance..." |
1.2320 |
0.04702 |
125 |
102 |
17 |
6 |
1593 |
He just heard Hillary is leading in the polls. |
1.2308 |
0.05061 |
117 |
97 |
13 |
7 |
1594 |
Looks like he doesn't mind that it is all downhill from here. |
1.2308 |
0.05061 |
117 |
97 |
13 |
7 |
1595 |
Looks like that spider was radioactive after all. |
1.2308 |
0.04761 |
117 |
95 |
17 |
5 |
1596 |
Although I wish him well, I can't help feeling it's all downhill from here. |
1.2308 |
0.04914 |
117 |
96 |
15 |
6 |
1597 |
Now I see why he was raving about those new boots! |
1.2308 |
0.04604 |
117 |
94 |
19 |
4 |
1598 |
I guess he really wants that Pokémon. |
1.2308 |
0.04761 |
117 |
95 |
17 |
5 |
1599 |
He said something about early voting. |
1.2308 |
0.04604 |
117 |
94 |
19 |
4 |
1600 |
Onwards and downwards, as he always said. |
1.2308 |
0.04914 |
117 |
96 |
15 |
6 |
1601 |
I feel over the hill, too. I'm just coping better. |
1.2308 |
0.04604 |
117 |
94 |
19 |
4 |
1602 |
Just like you to go off and leave us stranded here. |
1.2308 |
0.04604 |
117 |
94 |
19 |
4 |
1603 |
Apparently, the trick is not looking down. |
1.2308 |
0.04441 |
117 |
93 |
21 |
3 |
1604 |
The perils of Pokemon Go. |
1.2308 |
0.04761 |
117 |
95 |
17 |
5 |
1605 |
You know, sometimes I don't like that guy. |
1.2308 |
0.04761 |
117 |
95 |
17 |
5 |
1606 |
That's the quintuple double diamond trail. Only for the highly obnoxious hikers. |
1.2308 |
0.05205 |
117 |
98 |
11 |
8 |
1607 |
Didn't Fred Astaire and Donald O'Connor do something like that? |
1.2308 |
0.04441 |
117 |
93 |
21 |
3 |
1608 |
Now there's a guy that knows how to "get down" |
1.2308 |
0.04441 |
117 |
93 |
21 |
3 |
1609 |
It's a matter of perspective |
1.2308 |
0.04441 |
117 |
93 |
21 |
3 |
1610 |
You're holding the map wrong! It says 'turn left' at the edge of the cliff! |
1.2308 |
0.04914 |
117 |
96 |
15 |
6 |
1611 |
He always did have the ability to follow his own inclinations! |
1.2308 |
0.04914 |
117 |
96 |
15 |
6 |
1612 |
...yeah, so I'm going to walkabout my ass back to the lodge. |
1.2308 |
0.05345 |
117 |
99 |
9 |
9 |
1613 |
The compass said south |
1.2308 |
0.04272 |
117 |
92 |
23 |
2 |
1614 |
Apparently there's a Pokemon down there. |
1.2308 |
0.04761 |
117 |
95 |
17 |
5 |
1615 |
"Of course, he's slow. He's walking backwards. |
1.2308 |
0.04761 |
117 |
95 |
17 |
5 |
1616 |
He's so libertarian that he won't accept the law of gravity. |
1.2308 |
0.05061 |
117 |
97 |
13 |
7 |
1617 |
Damned GPS. |
1.2308 |
0.04604 |
117 |
94 |
19 |
4 |
1618 |
I guess the GPS unit was right after all. |
1.2308 |
0.04604 |
117 |
94 |
19 |
4 |
1619 |
Dang! He's right about the fly paper! |
1.2308 |
0.04604 |
117 |
94 |
19 |
4 |
1620 |
Dang Google Maps. |
1.2308 |
0.05061 |
117 |
97 |
13 |
7 |
1621 |
Do you seriously not get the gravity of the situation? |
1.2308 |
0.04761 |
117 |
95 |
17 |
5 |
1622 |
I told you it was all downhill from here. |
1.2308 |
0.04272 |
117 |
92 |
23 |
2 |
1623 |
He says he'll be ok if he doesn't trip. |
1.2308 |
0.04272 |
117 |
92 |
23 |
2 |
1624 |
This guy doesn't know which way is up. |
1.2308 |
0.04272 |
117 |
92 |
23 |
2 |
1625 |
Has he gone over the edge again? |
1.2308 |
0.04272 |
117 |
92 |
23 |
2 |
1626 |
The new president suspended that law too? |
1.2295 |
0.04769 |
122 |
100 |
16 |
6 |
1627 |
He swears by Waze. |
1.2288 |
0.04876 |
118 |
97 |
15 |
6 |
1628 |
I wonder if he can walk on water too |
1.2288 |
0.04725 |
118 |
96 |
17 |
5 |
1629 |
He says he just imagines himself in a magazine and turns it horizontal. |
1.2288 |
0.04876 |
118 |
97 |
15 |
6 |
1630 |
This Pokeman thing has really gotten too far. |
1.2288 |
0.05022 |
118 |
98 |
13 |
7 |
1631 |
He never believed Newton. |
1.2288 |
0.05022 |
118 |
98 |
13 |
7 |
1632 |
Mind you, men like him don't live the long life. |
1.2288 |
0.04876 |
118 |
97 |
15 |
6 |
1633 |
Guess Newton was wrong... |
1.2288 |
0.04569 |
118 |
95 |
19 |
4 |
1634 |
I think we'll stick to the trail. |
1.2288 |
0.04725 |
118 |
96 |
17 |
5 |
1635 |
He's off again on the road less traveled by. |
1.2288 |
0.04408 |
118 |
94 |
21 |
3 |
1636 |
Nah, I'm going to vote for Hillary. |
1.2288 |
0.04876 |
118 |
97 |
15 |
6 |
1637 |
I don't think that was just granola he ate. |
1.2288 |
0.04569 |
118 |
95 |
19 |
4 |
1638 |
Extreme hiking sounded fun, but I'm walking down. |
1.2288 |
0.04569 |
118 |
95 |
19 |
4 |
1639 |
Now do you believe me when I tell you we are in a cartoon? |
1.2288 |
0.04876 |
118 |
97 |
15 |
6 |
1640 |
Grimsley believes gravity is a hoax |
1.2288 |
0.04240 |
118 |
93 |
23 |
2 |
1641 |
Let him go, he's been on edge for days. |
1.2288 |
0.04569 |
118 |
95 |
19 |
4 |
1642 |
I guess it all depends on your perspective. |
1.2288 |
0.04876 |
118 |
97 |
15 |
6 |
1643 |
It must be the shoes. |
1.2288 |
0.04725 |
118 |
96 |
17 |
5 |
1644 |
This will revolutionize cartoon physics. |
1.2288 |
0.04725 |
118 |
96 |
17 |
5 |
1645 |
He's always looking at the downside. |
1.2288 |
0.04876 |
118 |
97 |
15 |
6 |
1646 |
He's a transcendentalist. |
1.2288 |
0.04569 |
118 |
95 |
19 |
4 |
1647 |
I take it back -- he's *not* vertically challenged. |
1.2288 |
0.04725 |
118 |
96 |
17 |
5 |
1648 |
We should have been more concerned that his trail name is Lemming. |
1.2288 |
0.04569 |
118 |
95 |
19 |
4 |
1649 |
There goes the scientific consensus on gravity. |
1.2288 |
0.04725 |
118 |
96 |
17 |
5 |
1650 |
Heigh ho, Heigh ho, it's off the cliff we go. |
1.2288 |
0.04725 |
118 |
96 |
17 |
5 |
1651 |
I didn't think he was serious when he said he wanted to 'live on the edge'. |
1.2288 |
0.04876 |
118 |
97 |
15 |
6 |
1652 |
I guess he's over the hill. |
1.2288 |
0.04408 |
118 |
94 |
21 |
3 |
1653 |
That's one small step for a man, one giant coup for National Geographic |
1.2288 |
0.04876 |
118 |
97 |
15 |
6 |
1654 |
WHERE did he buy those hiking boots? |
1.2288 |
0.04876 |
118 |
97 |
15 |
6 |
1655 |
Dan's leadership style is both his best and worst attribute. |
1.2288 |
0.04569 |
118 |
95 |
19 |
4 |
1656 |
Miracle schmiracle. The best part is can finally tell my mom, “Well, as a matter of fact my friends DO walk off the edge of cliffs, and NO I DON”T follow them.” |
1.2288 |
0.04569 |
118 |
95 |
19 |
4 |
1657 |
He says gravity is just a politically correct hoax. |
1.2288 |
0.04876 |
118 |
97 |
15 |
6 |
1658 |
Just because he's the guy who invented 'Trickle Down' doesn't guarantee he'll survive. |
1.2288 |
0.04725 |
118 |
96 |
17 |
5 |
1659 |
Nobody ever said playing Pokemon Go wouldn't be dangerous. |
1.2288 |
0.04408 |
118 |
94 |
21 |
3 |
1660 |
The last thing he said was, 'I'll be alright. This artist always signs his cartoons in the bottom left corner.' |
1.2288 |
0.04876 |
118 |
97 |
15 |
6 |
1661 |
You just HAD to invite the extreme sports nut to our bucket list! |
1.2288 |
0.04408 |
118 |
94 |
21 |
3 |
1662 |
Henry's total reliance on Google Maps would lead the expedition to disaster. |
1.2269 |
0.04984 |
119 |
99 |
13 |
7 |
1663 |
Now I know why they named him "Cliff." |
1.2261 |
0.04464 |
115 |
92 |
20 |
3 |
1664 |
His GPS said there is a road here. |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1665 |
If you think that's impressive, you should see him when he does it backwards. |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1666 |
I told you hiking with M. C. Escher could be frustrating. |
1.2261 |
0.04464 |
115 |
92 |
20 |
3 |
1667 |
I always thought he was a lemming. |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1668 |
Don't! We take it back, we won't vote third party! |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1669 |
I think one of us may be turned around. |
1.2261 |
0.04631 |
115 |
93 |
18 |
4 |
1670 |
His shoes are the new Teslas. He's laced in and goes wherever they take him. |
1.2261 |
0.04631 |
115 |
93 |
18 |
4 |
1671 |
Bridges? He don't need no stinking bridges. |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1672 |
That settles it. Bob gets tested for PEDs. |
1.2261 |
0.04631 |
115 |
93 |
18 |
4 |
1673 |
You have a warped sense of humor Peter Parker. |
1.2261 |
0.04631 |
115 |
93 |
18 |
4 |
1674 |
What the hell is this 'Tipperary' he keeps singing about? |
1.2261 |
0.04631 |
115 |
93 |
18 |
4 |
1675 |
Hey guys, this looks like the easiest way down. |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1676 |
Careful, Sidney, don't run. |
1.2261 |
0.04631 |
115 |
93 |
18 |
4 |
1677 |
He was bitten by a radioactive mountain goat. |
1.2261 |
0.04631 |
115 |
93 |
18 |
4 |
1678 |
I told you not to invite him. |
1.2261 |
0.04950 |
115 |
95 |
14 |
6 |
1679 |
This is a matter of some gravity! |
1.2261 |
0.04631 |
115 |
93 |
18 |
4 |
1680 |
Wait! Where in lieu of flowers? |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1681 |
Come see us when you can walk on water. |
1.2261 |
0.04950 |
115 |
95 |
14 |
6 |
1682 |
OK. Didn't see THAT coming. |
1.2261 |
0.04464 |
115 |
92 |
20 |
3 |
1683 |
George has always been light on his feet. |
1.2261 |
0.05102 |
115 |
96 |
12 |
7 |
1684 |
He's a Libertarian . |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1685 |
Ah, yes, the 'Slippery Slope' fallacy ... good demonstration, Dr. Cornblatt! |
1.2261 |
0.05102 |
115 |
96 |
12 |
7 |
1686 |
...because it's dangerous to wake a sleep walker. |
1.2261 |
0.05102 |
115 |
96 |
12 |
7 |
1687 |
That's not an approved trail, Hank! |
1.2261 |
0.04464 |
115 |
92 |
20 |
3 |
1688 |
When you gotta go....you gotta go! |
1.2261 |
0.04950 |
115 |
95 |
14 |
6 |
1689 |
"And *that*, my friend, is what you call a real ''cliffhanger"! |
1.2261 |
0.04464 |
115 |
92 |
20 |
3 |
1690 |
Well you don't have to leave in such a huff! |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1691 |
This is why I don't want to walk with Jesus. |
1.2261 |
0.04950 |
115 |
95 |
14 |
6 |
1692 |
And you guys didn't think I could make it up backwards! |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1693 |
Hey, I thought we were a team! |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1694 |
Shoes wisely. |
1.2261 |
0.05102 |
115 |
96 |
12 |
7 |
1695 |
Now I see why you like your new hiking boots so much. |
1.2261 |
0.04950 |
115 |
95 |
14 |
6 |
1696 |
Sam just doesn't get the gravity of our situation. |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1697 |
You're overthinking this. |
1.2261 |
0.04631 |
115 |
93 |
18 |
4 |
1698 |
Stupid. How are you going to get back? |
1.2261 |
0.05249 |
115 |
97 |
10 |
8 |
1699 |
I gotta get me a pair of those hiking boots! |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1700 |
Those shoes are worth the extra money! |
1.2261 |
0.04950 |
115 |
95 |
14 |
6 |
1701 |
Holy cow, he was right about those non-skid soles |
1.2261 |
0.04289 |
115 |
91 |
22 |
2 |
1702 |
Impossible? Are you kidding, he also thinks Trump can win!?! |
1.2261 |
0.05249 |
115 |
97 |
10 |
8 |
1703 |
So that's why he's called Cliff |
1.2261 |
0.04464 |
115 |
92 |
20 |
3 |
1704 |
I told you we weren't qualified to do the intermediate trek. |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1705 |
I admire his confidence in his GPS. |
1.2261 |
0.04950 |
115 |
95 |
14 |
6 |
1706 |
There are quicker ways of getting down there. |
1.2261 |
0.04464 |
115 |
92 |
20 |
3 |
1707 |
Be careful not to slip on those loose rocks |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1708 |
I don’t think his GPS is working. |
1.2261 |
0.04631 |
115 |
93 |
18 |
4 |
1709 |
I said he was over the hill, but he's not falling for it. |
1.2261 |
0.04631 |
115 |
93 |
18 |
4 |
1710 |
Sir! Watch out, your shoelace is untied! |
1.2261 |
0.04631 |
115 |
93 |
18 |
4 |
1711 |
He never stopped to enjoy the view. |
1.2261 |
0.04631 |
115 |
93 |
18 |
4 |
1712 |
For George, some things are suggestions not laws. |
1.2261 |
0.04950 |
115 |
95 |
14 |
6 |
1713 |
How big do you think his dick is? |
1.2261 |
0.05392 |
115 |
98 |
8 |
9 |
1714 |
He's a founding member of the Earth is Flat Society. |
1.2261 |
0.04289 |
115 |
91 |
22 |
2 |
1715 |
I told him not to eat that mushroom. |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1716 |
IT'S GOING TO BE A STEEP LEARNING CURVE |
1.2261 |
0.04464 |
115 |
92 |
20 |
3 |
1717 |
You never stop and ask for directions! |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1718 |
He'll bounce back, right? |
1.2261 |
0.04631 |
115 |
93 |
18 |
4 |
1719 |
Nice shoes! |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1720 |
He also walks on water. |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1721 |
He's in the zone. |
1.2261 |
0.04631 |
115 |
93 |
18 |
4 |
1722 |
I need better boots. |
1.2261 |
0.04464 |
115 |
92 |
20 |
3 |
1723 |
I don't know which way is up these days either... |
1.2261 |
0.04289 |
115 |
91 |
22 |
2 |
1724 |
There goes Ralph again, defying every law! |
1.2261 |
0.04950 |
115 |
95 |
14 |
6 |
1725 |
And down here we have the bottom of the cliff. |
1.2261 |
0.04950 |
115 |
95 |
14 |
6 |
1726 |
Do not attempt to adjust your vertical hold, this is the twilight zone. |
1.2261 |
0.05102 |
115 |
96 |
12 |
7 |
1727 |
He'll wake up, briefly. |
1.2261 |
0.04631 |
115 |
93 |
18 |
4 |
1728 |
Pffft, I would be more impressed if he walked up it. |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1729 |
I'll bet you 10 dollars he won't be back." |
1.2261 |
0.04631 |
115 |
93 |
18 |
4 |
1730 |
He said his name was Cliff Walker. |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1731 |
He wanted to come here, to Iron Mountain, because people keep commenting on his unusually high degree of personal magnetism. |
1.2261 |
0.04950 |
115 |
95 |
14 |
6 |
1732 |
But I'm afraid of depths. |
1.2261 |
0.05249 |
115 |
97 |
10 |
8 |
1733 |
Seriously, man, for Pokémon Go?! |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1734 |
Don't you just hate it when they end on a cliffhanger? |
1.2261 |
0.04289 |
115 |
91 |
22 |
2 |
1735 |
Man down. |
1.2261 |
0.04950 |
115 |
95 |
14 |
6 |
1736 |
If he's on the level and we're not, what do we do next? |
1.2261 |
0.04950 |
115 |
95 |
14 |
6 |
1737 |
Who knew you could suspend belief in gravity? |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1738 |
He said he was with cirque de soleil |
1.2261 |
0.04289 |
115 |
91 |
22 |
2 |
1739 |
I told him he needed to get a grip. |
1.2261 |
0.04950 |
115 |
95 |
14 |
6 |
1740 |
I don't think he realized Over the Hill is just an expression... |
1.2261 |
0.04464 |
115 |
92 |
20 |
3 |
1741 |
Remember, mind over splatter! |
1.2261 |
0.04631 |
115 |
93 |
18 |
4 |
1742 |
Will you be back for dinner? |
1.2261 |
0.04464 |
115 |
92 |
20 |
3 |
1743 |
He always says Google maps is never wrong. |
1.2261 |
0.04631 |
115 |
93 |
18 |
4 |
1744 |
He's a cartoonist. That's how! |
1.2261 |
0.04631 |
115 |
93 |
18 |
4 |
1745 |
'He always marched to the tune of a different drummer.' |
1.2261 |
0.05102 |
115 |
96 |
12 |
7 |
1746 |
Yeah...but can he part walls? |
1.2241 |
0.04596 |
116 |
94 |
18 |
4 |
1747 |
The first step is usually a killer! |
1.2212 |
0.04659 |
113 |
92 |
17 |
4 |
1748 |
Sure, we're all in the same party, but do you really want to follow him? |
1.2212 |
0.05142 |
113 |
95 |
11 |
7 |
1749 |
They don't call him "El Capitan" for nothing. |
1.2212 |
0.04825 |
113 |
93 |
15 |
5 |
1750 |
Hey, old-timer, don't leave now. We climbed all the way up here to ask you the secret of life. |
1.2212 |
0.04659 |
113 |
92 |
17 |
4 |
1751 |
I liked him better when he was in a downward spiral |
1.2212 |
0.05142 |
113 |
95 |
11 |
7 |
1752 |
He wouldn't have been able to do that before he lost all the weight. |
1.2212 |
0.04986 |
113 |
94 |
13 |
6 |
1753 |
Since he read Robert Frost, , he's been taking the road less traveled. |
1.2212 |
0.04306 |
113 |
90 |
21 |
2 |
1754 |
Look! It's M.C. Escher! |
1.2212 |
0.05142 |
113 |
95 |
11 |
7 |
1755 |
Thank goodness he wasn't in 'Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.' That was the best part. |
1.2212 |
0.04659 |
113 |
92 |
17 |
4 |
1756 |
And just what does that prove? |
1.2212 |
0.04825 |
113 |
93 |
15 |
5 |
1757 |
How else did you expect to get back down? |
1.2212 |
0.04986 |
113 |
94 |
13 |
6 |
1758 |
Cliff just earned his name |
1.2212 |
0.04659 |
113 |
92 |
17 |
4 |
1759 |
He's watched way too many Roadrunner cartoons. |
1.2212 |
0.04486 |
113 |
91 |
19 |
3 |
1760 |
I think there's too much downside to that trail. |
1.2212 |
0.05294 |
113 |
96 |
9 |
8 |
1761 |
That's why it's called M. C Escher mountain. |
1.2212 |
0.04659 |
113 |
92 |
17 |
4 |
1762 |
Exactly what kind of spider bit him back there? |
1.2212 |
0.04306 |
113 |
90 |
21 |
2 |
1763 |
He always sticks with his GPS. |
1.2212 |
0.04486 |
113 |
91 |
19 |
3 |
1764 |
He loses more sherpas that way. |
1.2212 |
0.04825 |
113 |
93 |
15 |
5 |
1765 |
Yeah, descending is always easier than ascending. |
1.2212 |
0.04486 |
113 |
91 |
19 |
3 |
1766 |
Don't look down! |
1.2212 |
0.04986 |
113 |
94 |
13 |
6 |
1767 |
All he said was, 'Don't buy everything Sir Isaac Newton wrote.' |
1.2212 |
0.04486 |
113 |
91 |
19 |
3 |
1768 |
Yes, but he is the unconventional, straight-shooting outsider we were looking for in a leader. |
1.2212 |
0.05294 |
113 |
96 |
9 |
8 |
1769 |
Shh, don't say a word; as long as he believes... |
1.2212 |
0.04306 |
113 |
90 |
21 |
2 |
1770 |
I think Bob is taking his study of Lemmings a bit too far |
1.2212 |
0.04825 |
113 |
93 |
15 |
5 |
1771 |
Save your breath. He's an idealist. |
1.2212 |
0.04986 |
113 |
94 |
13 |
6 |
1772 |
Ok. We admit going down was impressive. Coming back up? Now you're just showing off! |
1.2212 |
0.04986 |
113 |
94 |
13 |
6 |
1773 |
How do you think he got to be CEO of Wells Frago. |
1.2212 |
0.04659 |
113 |
92 |
17 |
4 |
1774 |
Now I know why he was chewing so much gum earlier. |
1.2212 |
0.04659 |
113 |
92 |
17 |
4 |
1775 |
He is sick of being told what he can and cannot do. |
1.2212 |
0.04825 |
113 |
93 |
15 |
5 |
1776 |
The Early Bird buffet price isn't worth it! |
1.2212 |
0.04486 |
113 |
91 |
19 |
3 |
1777 |
It's a camera trick from the old Batman episodes. |
1.2212 |
0.04659 |
113 |
92 |
17 |
4 |
1778 |
I once saw Fred Astaire do something like that in a movie! |
1.2212 |
0.04986 |
113 |
94 |
13 |
6 |
1779 |
Honey, why cant you be more like Robert? |
1.2212 |
0.04825 |
113 |
93 |
15 |
5 |
1780 |
But how will you get the shoes back up to us? |
1.2212 |
0.04825 |
113 |
93 |
15 |
5 |
1781 |
Ninety percent of physics is believing in yourself. |
1.2212 |
0.04486 |
113 |
91 |
19 |
3 |
1782 |
And when he gets to the bottom he walks on water. |
1.2212 |
0.04825 |
113 |
93 |
15 |
5 |
1783 |
I've got to stop taking acid before a hike. |
1.2212 |
0.04659 |
113 |
92 |
17 |
4 |
1784 |
Since Donald Trump was elected ALL the rules have changed. |
1.2212 |
0.04659 |
113 |
92 |
17 |
4 |
1785 |
Einstein is rolling in his grave. |
1.2212 |
0.04986 |
113 |
94 |
13 |
6 |
1786 |
Those shoes suck. |
1.2212 |
0.04825 |
113 |
93 |
15 |
5 |
1787 |
When we go high, he goes low! |
1.2212 |
0.05142 |
113 |
95 |
11 |
7 |
1788 |
I didn't think "anti-establishment," included gravity. |
1.2212 |
0.04486 |
113 |
91 |
19 |
3 |
1789 |
If you think that's impressive, you should see how he goes to the bathroom |
1.2212 |
0.04825 |
113 |
93 |
15 |
5 |
1790 |
I hope he doesn't fart . |
1.2212 |
0.05142 |
113 |
95 |
11 |
7 |
1791 |
No, Frank, I don't understand the gravity of our situation. |
1.2212 |
0.04986 |
113 |
94 |
13 |
6 |
1792 |
As long as nobody fact-checks gravity, we'll be fine. |
1.2212 |
0.05294 |
113 |
96 |
9 |
8 |
1793 |
For the last time - we are NOT going to follow you to hell and back! |
1.2212 |
0.04825 |
113 |
93 |
15 |
5 |
1794 |
Watch out for that banana peel! |
1.2212 |
0.04825 |
113 |
93 |
15 |
5 |
1795 |
I want his hiking boots. |
1.2212 |
0.04306 |
113 |
90 |
21 |
2 |
1796 |
Wall Street tax attorney discovers loophole in law of gravity on team building weekend. |
1.2212 |
0.04986 |
113 |
94 |
13 |
6 |
1797 |
My oh my, he has totally lost his edge. |
1.2212 |
0.04659 |
113 |
92 |
17 |
4 |
1798 |
But we're supposed to stay on the posted trail. |
1.2212 |
0.04486 |
113 |
91 |
19 |
3 |
1799 |
His conspiracy theory about 'scientific consensus' extends to gravity. |
1.2212 |
0.04825 |
113 |
93 |
15 |
5 |
1800 |
Gravity isn't a hoax created by China, trust me. |
1.2212 |
0.04486 |
113 |
91 |
19 |
3 |
1801 |
He says it's the shortest path to the bottom. |
1.2212 |
0.04986 |
113 |
94 |
13 |
6 |
1802 |
And if you order now, we'll throw in a second tube of Wonder Glue absolutely free! |
1.2212 |
0.04659 |
113 |
92 |
17 |
4 |
1803 |
Son of a gun! Showing us up again by traversing up backwards. |
1.2212 |
0.04659 |
113 |
92 |
17 |
4 |
1804 |
I've heard about those who take the road less traveled... |
1.2212 |
0.04119 |
113 |
89 |
23 |
1 |
1805 |
I'm having second thoughts about these company outdoor adventure retreats with the boss. Mankoff is as blind as a bat without his glasses. |
1.2212 |
0.05441 |
113 |
97 |
7 |
9 |
1806 |
The walking sticks do help with balance. |
1.2212 |
0.04825 |
113 |
93 |
15 |
5 |
1807 |
Man, Wile E. Coyote would have killed for a pair of boots like those. |
1.2212 |
0.04986 |
113 |
94 |
13 |
6 |
1808 |
He's using the new iBoots. |
1.2212 |
0.04659 |
113 |
92 |
17 |
4 |
1809 |
He learned this trick from Trump. His reality was whatever he says it is. |
1.2212 |
0.04825 |
113 |
93 |
15 |
5 |
1810 |
He does seem to have his own reality. |
1.2212 |
0.04486 |
113 |
91 |
19 |
3 |
1811 |
Why is he humming 'Climb Every Mountain'? |
1.2212 |
0.05142 |
113 |
95 |
11 |
7 |
1812 |
Sam, when you return with the ropes could you bring some lip balm, too? Only if it's not too much to ask. |
1.2212 |
0.04825 |
113 |
93 |
15 |
5 |
1813 |
Call when you reach the bottom Harry! |
1.2212 |
0.04825 |
113 |
93 |
15 |
5 |
1814 |
Even in retirement, Captain Kirk wanted to boldly go where no one had gone before. |
1.2212 |
0.04486 |
113 |
91 |
19 |
3 |
1815 |
What do you propose Doctor Lemming? |
1.2212 |
0.04825 |
113 |
93 |
15 |
5 |
1816 |
Was it something I said? |
1.2212 |
0.04306 |
113 |
90 |
21 |
2 |
1817 |
He has a flagrant disregard for the laws of gravity. |
1.2212 |
0.04486 |
113 |
91 |
19 |
3 |
1818 |
He still thinks gravity is just a theory. |
1.2193 |
0.04451 |
114 |
92 |
19 |
3 |
1819 |
It's not nearly as reckless as jumping. |
1.2193 |
0.04273 |
114 |
91 |
21 |
2 |
1820 |
Maybe it's a shortcut. |
1.2193 |
0.04622 |
114 |
93 |
17 |
4 |
1821 |
Don't blame me. Bringing Escher along was your idea. |
1.2193 |
0.04622 |
114 |
93 |
17 |
4 |
1822 |
Brian never sees obstacles |
1.2193 |
0.04787 |
114 |
94 |
15 |
5 |
1823 |
NOW THAT'S A REAL DOWNER |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1824 |
I suck at Truth or Dare. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1825 |
Ever since Trump, there's no such thing as shock value. |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
1826 |
Well, it's all down hill from here. |
1.2143 |
0.03895 |
112 |
88 |
24 |
0 |
1827 |
How about that, the car is right there. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1828 |
That's just like Fred; not satisfied with merely making it to the top. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1829 |
Like he said, Gravity's just a scientific hoax perpetrated by the Swiss to sell ....watches or something. Let's go." |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
1830 |
It all started when the rotation lock on his iPhone got stuck. |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1831 |
I'm not saying he isn't a good guide. I'm just saying I wish he spoke more clearly, that's all. |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
1832 |
He's off to a meeting of the "Flat Earth Society" |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
1833 |
I don't know. All he said was "What have I got to lose." |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
1834 |
Inauguration Day...2017. ! |
1.2143 |
0.04982 |
112 |
94 |
12 |
6 |
1835 |
Turn the page 90 degrees to the right, and you'll see it from his perspective. |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1836 |
He's a big fan of M. C. Escher. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1837 |
He looks like he's been at this a lot longer than we have |
1.2143 |
0.04288 |
112 |
90 |
20 |
2 |
1838 |
Don't wake him; he's sleepwalking. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1839 |
It depends on how you view the page. Turn the book one way and he is crazy. Turn it sideways and we're goners! |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
1840 |
I'm telling you...this is the way the GPS shows. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1841 |
He'll do anything to get a few extra steps on his fit-bit. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1842 |
It's a cartoon, don't worry he'll be alright. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1843 |
Well... I might invest in his new shoe business after all. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1844 |
He claims he also can walk on water. |
1.2143 |
0.04982 |
112 |
94 |
12 |
6 |
1845 |
Told you we should have bought the All Terrain shoes. |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1846 |
Once a gumshoe, always a gumshoe. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1847 |
Never would have found this route without my GPS. |
1.2143 |
0.05141 |
112 |
95 |
10 |
7 |
1848 |
He's a disciple of a perpendicular universe |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1849 |
Gravity is overrated. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1850 |
Down hill's a lot easier than uphill. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1851 |
Slip happens. |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1852 |
He's even losing in a race to the bottom. |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1853 |
Jesus never ceases to amaze me. |
1.2143 |
0.05141 |
112 |
95 |
10 |
7 |
1854 |
This part of the tour wasn't in the Yelp review. |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
1855 |
Those new virtual reality glasses are amazing. |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1856 |
Best damn hiking boots on the market. |
1.2143 |
0.04982 |
112 |
94 |
12 |
6 |
1857 |
Marvin always has liked living on the edge. |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1858 |
Archie always puts his own unique slant on things. |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1859 |
First you defy your parents,now you defy gravity,when will it ever stop? |
1.2143 |
0.04288 |
112 |
90 |
20 |
2 |
1860 |
You're going the wrong way. |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1861 |
I still miss the old Spider-Man. |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
1862 |
Warm up the car we are going the long way down! |
1.2143 |
0.04982 |
112 |
94 |
12 |
6 |
1863 |
Where'd you get your shoes, Tom? |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
1864 |
He's not the Duke of York, it's a cliff not a hill, and there's only two of us. |
1.2143 |
0.04982 |
112 |
94 |
12 |
6 |
1865 |
There is confidence and then there is CONFIDENCE. |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1866 |
At least he's not a cliffhanger. |
1.2143 |
0.04288 |
112 |
90 |
20 |
2 |
1867 |
What'd you expect.... he's voting Libertarian in November. |
1.2143 |
0.04288 |
112 |
90 |
20 |
2 |
1868 |
Stan self-identified as someone who didn't believe in gravity. |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
1869 |
It's the shoes. |
1.2143 |
0.04288 |
112 |
90 |
20 |
2 |
1870 |
Not a long walk down a short pier, but it'll have to do. |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
1871 |
I hate hiking with Peter Parker. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1872 |
His father was a house fly. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1873 |
He doesn't understand gravity, and he doesn't WANT to understand gravity; you have to admire that kind of resolve. |
1.2143 |
0.04288 |
112 |
90 |
20 |
2 |
1874 |
He's sponsored by Velcro, Vortex and SuperGlue! |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1875 |
Hey Doug! Be careful. |
1.2143 |
0.05295 |
112 |
96 |
8 |
8 |
1876 |
You sure this is google maps? |
1.2143 |
0.04096 |
112 |
89 |
22 |
1 |
1877 |
Just because Harry is slowly walking down a cliff doesn't mean you should. |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
1878 |
When your ready for that selfie, let us know. We'll be right here. |
1.2143 |
0.04096 |
112 |
89 |
22 |
1 |
1879 |
He says the key is to use the right angle |
1.2143 |
0.04288 |
112 |
90 |
20 |
2 |
1880 |
His religion denies the bible and GPS. |
1.2143 |
0.05295 |
112 |
96 |
8 |
8 |
1881 |
He said if you turn the map around you realize up and down are arbitrary. |
1.2143 |
0.04096 |
112 |
89 |
22 |
1 |
1882 |
It's just mind over Matterhorn. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1883 |
Good thing we're not lemmings. |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1884 |
Cheater! |
1.2143 |
0.04982 |
112 |
94 |
12 |
6 |
1885 |
He's got that crucial stick-to-it quality. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1886 |
Wow, that Viagra really works! |
1.2143 |
0.05141 |
112 |
95 |
10 |
7 |
1887 |
What gets me is he walks up backwards. |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1888 |
Last week he walked on water. |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1889 |
Gosh, 'Air Jordans' ARE phenomenal! |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1890 |
Wow I guess Hank's new hiking boots were worth the money! |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1891 |
Ok I believe you now, science is a hoax. |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1892 |
Pokemon? |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1893 |
And that's why I don't use a Fitbit. |
1.2143 |
0.04982 |
112 |
94 |
12 |
6 |
1894 |
See? I told you a walking tour of Mount Escher would be interesting. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1895 |
Well it's pretty clear now that he was the cause of the friction. |
1.2143 |
0.04096 |
112 |
89 |
22 |
1 |
1896 |
Hey Ernie! Quick, tilt your iPad! |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1897 |
Now don't get ahead of yourself Gary! I'll pay up when he makes it to the bottom. |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
1898 |
When he said "vertical is the new horizontal" didn't you think he was trying a little too hard to pass himself off as a management consultant? |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1899 |
never underestimate the man who overestimates himself. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1900 |
I hate it when Spider-Man dresses down and tries to mess with other hikers. |
1.2143 |
0.04982 |
112 |
94 |
12 |
6 |
1901 |
Don’t say anything. As long as he doesn’t realize it, he’ll be okay. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1902 |
One down, two to go! |
1.2143 |
0.04096 |
112 |
89 |
22 |
1 |
1903 |
I dropped my cell phone! |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1904 |
The trick is not going down too fast. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1905 |
He always said that you're safe so long as you think you're safe. |
1.2143 |
0.04288 |
112 |
90 |
20 |
2 |
1906 |
Ain't no mountain high enough.....ain't no valley low enough....... |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1907 |
He doesn't accept germ theory either. |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1908 |
Did the artist turn the picture counter clockwise before or after he drew us? |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
1909 |
His wife just called. |
1.2143 |
0.04982 |
112 |
94 |
12 |
6 |
1910 |
The lemmings call him Jesus. |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
1911 |
I still think you paid too much for those. |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
1912 |
I might try that too, if I'd sunk three hundred dollars into hiking boots. |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1913 |
Of course he's live-streaming it... |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1914 |
As you no doubt know, climbing up is more difficult. |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1915 |
Now that's what I call willpower! |
1.2143 |
0.04288 |
112 |
90 |
20 |
2 |
1916 |
We should have stopped listening to the GPS when it said get out of the car and start walking. |
1.2143 |
0.04288 |
112 |
90 |
20 |
2 |
1917 |
Good old Higgs is marching to his own Boson. |
1.2143 |
0.04982 |
112 |
94 |
12 |
6 |
1918 |
Does it look like it gets any steeper? |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1919 |
Where the hell is Escher going? |
1.2143 |
0.04982 |
112 |
94 |
12 |
6 |
1920 |
He thinks he's in a cartoon. |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
1921 |
It's the ultimate Merit Badge. |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
1922 |
When you get down there call us a helicopter |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1923 |
Say what you want about Shorty, but he's not vertically challenged. |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
1924 |
And it gets even more implausible when you turn the magazine upside down. |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
1925 |
Who does he think we are--lemmings? |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
1926 |
"He really does know these mountains' |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1927 |
Tell me again what you put in that gorp. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1928 |
I'll try it only if they turn this cartoon on its side! |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1929 |
Pilates has really helped Ken develop a strong core. |
1.2143 |
0.04982 |
112 |
94 |
12 |
6 |
1930 |
Just repeat to yourself, 'There is no cliff.' |
1.2143 |
0.04982 |
112 |
94 |
12 |
6 |
1931 |
I suppose he thinks he will walk on water next. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1932 |
He doesn't know it can't be done. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1933 |
I meant "Take a hike" the other way! |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1934 |
On his way to vote |
1.2143 |
0.04982 |
112 |
94 |
12 |
6 |
1935 |
Ever since he saw Fred Astaire in the movies dancing on the wall and ceiling, he has been impossible to hike with. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1936 |
Hey shortie. I will never call you vertically challenged again. |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
1937 |
I personally think it's the divorce. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1938 |
Newton, Schmooton! |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1939 |
Ever since Fred's been walking on water he's been looking for a new challenge. |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1940 |
That's why the hike was listed for 'advanced' hikers only |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1941 |
I guess that's why it's called Velcro Butte. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1942 |
Ed always thought gravity was overrated. |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1943 |
I don't think we should take his blindfold off. |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
1944 |
An existential descent |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1945 |
When he said there would be a technical part, I didn’t imagine this. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1946 |
Wow. Those new hiking boots really live up to the hype. |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1947 |
Last night, didn't he say a spider bit his foot? |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1948 |
You do what you like but I'm taking the escalator |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1949 |
It's all that yoga. |
1.2143 |
0.04096 |
112 |
89 |
22 |
1 |
1950 |
That's Donald Trump. He says the law of gravity is unconstitutional. |
1.2143 |
0.04982 |
112 |
94 |
12 |
6 |
1951 |
It seems that he has overcome his fear of heights. |
1.2143 |
0.04288 |
112 |
90 |
20 |
2 |
1952 |
Where did he say he bought his shoes? |
1.2143 |
0.04288 |
112 |
90 |
20 |
2 |
1953 |
He does not believe in or understand the gravity of the situation. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1954 |
If we hurry we can still beat him to the bottom! |
1.2143 |
0.05141 |
112 |
95 |
10 |
7 |
1955 |
I wasn't sure he'd make it even that far. |
1.2143 |
0.04982 |
112 |
94 |
12 |
6 |
1956 |
He's more of a big picture guy. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1957 |
You should see what he does on a lake. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1958 |
I'll pull up the rear. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1959 |
Sure, he's a trailblazer and all, but I'm more impressed by that beard. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1960 |
When did Escher join our hiking club? |
1.2143 |
0.04288 |
112 |
90 |
20 |
2 |
1961 |
He's always been a lightweight, no gravitas. |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1962 |
Luckily, he forgot his glasses today. |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1963 |
Don't worry, he's a Hedge Fund manager. |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1964 |
Should we tell him that this isn't a cartoon? |
1.2143 |
0.04982 |
112 |
94 |
12 |
6 |
1965 |
The Dalai Lama's "Trump" impression keeps getting better. |
1.2143 |
0.04982 |
112 |
94 |
12 |
6 |
1966 |
Did he step in gum again? |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1967 |
I didn't really believe him when he said he knew how "to walk that walk." |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
1968 |
Anyone can just jump... |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1969 |
It's been all down hill for Dan, lately |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
1970 |
But can he moonwalk? |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
1971 |
Beats walking on water |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1972 |
He's only trying to impress his fitbit. |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1973 |
We gotta get a pair of those boots. . . |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1974 |
Follow me, boys. I saw this trick on YouTube. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1975 |
Remind us again. What was wrong with playing a round of golf? |
1.2143 |
0.04288 |
112 |
90 |
20 |
2 |
1976 |
Cliff!" "Cliff? |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
1977 |
His leadership is a matter of perspective. |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
1978 |
Yes, he's exploring on a whole different plane. |
1.2143 |
0.04288 |
112 |
90 |
20 |
2 |
1979 |
Its not walking on water but its a good start. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1980 |
Not feeling the lemming in me today |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1981 |
Gotta give him points...not much technique, but he runs on sheer denial. |
1.2143 |
0.05141 |
112 |
95 |
10 |
7 |
1982 |
He's still using the old GPS 2D |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1983 |
He's had a lot of ups and downs, but always takes them in stride. |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
1984 |
When you substitute four-dimensional space-time for a two-dimensional surface, it's not all that big a deal. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1985 |
Yeah - he thinks the traffic laws don't apply to him either. |
1.2124 |
0.05099 |
113 |
96 |
10 |
7 |
1986 |
Isaac Newton is spinning in his grave. |
1.2124 |
0.04779 |
113 |
94 |
14 |
5 |
1987 |
Come to think of it, he does seem to have a magnetic personality. |
1.2091 |
0.04302 |
110 |
89 |
19 |
2 |
1988 |
How many stars do you think we should give him on Sherpa4U? |
1.2091 |
0.04849 |
110 |
92 |
13 |
5 |
1989 |
I told him to turn off that GPS app! |
1.2091 |
0.04849 |
110 |
92 |
13 |
5 |
1990 |
That's not in the brochure! |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
1991 |
If I said it once, I said it 100 times. He HAS to stop playing Pokemon Go. |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
1992 |
His life has been going downhill since Marge left him six months ago. |
1.2091 |
0.04104 |
110 |
88 |
21 |
1 |
1993 |
You have to understand, he's been doing this a long time. |
1.2091 |
0.04302 |
110 |
89 |
19 |
2 |
1994 |
Does he really expect us to follow in his footsteps again? |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
1995 |
He learned it from Fred Astaire. |
1.2091 |
0.04104 |
110 |
88 |
21 |
1 |
1996 |
He has absolutely no fear of depths. |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
1997 |
What would you do for a Klondike bar? |
1.2091 |
0.04849 |
110 |
92 |
13 |
5 |
1998 |
Your just going to accept the fact that you can't drink anymore. |
1.2091 |
0.05018 |
110 |
93 |
11 |
6 |
1999 |
I see he's conquered his fear of hikes. |
1.2091 |
0.04849 |
110 |
92 |
13 |
5 |
2000 |
Ever since he retired, it's been all downhill. |
1.2091 |
0.04849 |
110 |
92 |
13 |
5 |
2001 |
'Take a short walk off a long cliff,' you said. What do you have to say now? |
1.2091 |
0.05340 |
110 |
95 |
7 |
8 |
2002 |
Why didn't we think of doing that? |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2003 |
I never saw anyone walk up a hill backwards before. |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
2004 |
The drugs are getting stronger every year. |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2005 |
Helium-infused Power Bars, fellas. Heading to the patent office next. |
1.2091 |
0.05018 |
110 |
93 |
11 |
6 |
2006 |
All he does is bring people down. |
1.2091 |
0.04849 |
110 |
92 |
13 |
5 |
2007 |
I have to get a pair of those boots! |
1.2091 |
0.04849 |
110 |
92 |
13 |
5 |
2008 |
He found magnetic north. |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
2009 |
Whaddya think Lemming should we try it? |
1.2091 |
0.04849 |
110 |
92 |
13 |
5 |
2010 |
He voted for Trump. |
1.2091 |
0.05182 |
110 |
94 |
9 |
7 |
2011 |
Nice crampons! |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
2012 |
Okay, then - I guess I owe you ten bucks. |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
2013 |
Maybe he's right. Ever since he got his divorce he thinks he can defy anything. |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2014 |
..and I thought walkin' on water was something |
1.2091 |
0.04302 |
110 |
89 |
19 |
2 |
2015 |
I think he's the new Most Interesting Man. |
1.2091 |
0.04849 |
110 |
92 |
13 |
5 |
2016 |
We made a side bet, but I never thought he would actually do it. |
1.2091 |
0.04849 |
110 |
92 |
13 |
5 |
2017 |
Where did Bill get that walking stick?! |
1.2091 |
0.05018 |
110 |
93 |
11 |
6 |
2018 |
Superman, sometimes you can be kind of an asshole. |
1.2091 |
0.05018 |
110 |
93 |
11 |
6 |
2019 |
I always wondered how he got those great looking calves. |
1.2091 |
0.04849 |
110 |
92 |
13 |
5 |
2020 |
Talk about not appreciating the gravity of the situation! |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2021 |
But the sign said, "Please stay on the trail." |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
2022 |
To be perfectly honest, I'd rather rappel down. |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
2023 |
Go ahead, but don't get too close. |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2024 |
OK showoff. The world is flat. |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
2025 |
He found a shorter way down. |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2026 |
He has long been a gravity denier. |
1.2091 |
0.04302 |
110 |
89 |
19 |
2 |
2027 |
Good hiking shoes make such a difference. |
1.2091 |
0.04849 |
110 |
92 |
13 |
5 |
2028 |
I can't decide if he's on the level. |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2029 |
Claims to be a leading lemmings expert, and a fan of participant observation. |
1.2091 |
0.05018 |
110 |
93 |
11 |
6 |
2030 |
You're the one who hired him. You go first. |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2031 |
He must work out. |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2032 |
Fred's half German, half gecko. |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
2033 |
No, it is NOT just my opinion! |
1.2091 |
0.05018 |
110 |
93 |
11 |
6 |
2034 |
That never works for me. |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
2035 |
At work he likes to walk instead of taking the elevator. |
1.2091 |
0.05018 |
110 |
93 |
11 |
6 |
2036 |
FOLLOW THE LEADER YOURSELF, I'M OUT |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2037 |
He's following a rare Pokemon |
1.2091 |
0.04849 |
110 |
92 |
13 |
5 |
2038 |
Al's always had a different perspective. |
1.2091 |
0.04302 |
110 |
89 |
19 |
2 |
2039 |
Does he know it's against the laws? |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
2040 |
Good to see Harry finally lost his fear of heights. |
1.2091 |
0.04302 |
110 |
89 |
19 |
2 |
2041 |
Make mine a Mocha Grande! |
1.2091 |
0.05182 |
110 |
94 |
9 |
7 |
2042 |
It's really all about your point of view. |
1.2091 |
0.04849 |
110 |
92 |
13 |
5 |
2043 |
He just said, "What do I have to lose?", and started down. |
1.2091 |
0.04849 |
110 |
92 |
13 |
5 |
2044 |
Going down is harder than it looks. |
1.2091 |
0.04849 |
110 |
92 |
13 |
5 |
2045 |
You don't have to walk away mad. |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
2046 |
He is an auditor. He knows how to scale down. |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2047 |
I guess these walking sticks really do make a difference. |
1.2091 |
0.04104 |
110 |
88 |
21 |
1 |
2048 |
He's such a downer. |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
2049 |
"He always bragged about those hiking boots |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
2050 |
He watched a Fred Astaire movie last night. |
1.2091 |
0.04302 |
110 |
89 |
19 |
2 |
2051 |
I guess it's all downhill from here. |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2052 |
When I said over the hill, I meant your age! |
1.2091 |
0.04302 |
110 |
89 |
19 |
2 |
2053 |
He always has to be so contrary. |
1.2091 |
0.04302 |
110 |
89 |
19 |
2 |
2054 |
He always did say that butte was in the eye of the beholder. |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
2055 |
Get your camera. |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2056 |
That's just throwing your vote away. |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2057 |
George can't resist shortcuts. |
1.2091 |
0.04302 |
110 |
89 |
19 |
2 |
2058 |
And you thought walking on water was easy. |
1.2091 |
0.05018 |
110 |
93 |
11 |
6 |
2059 |
Is this what he meant by taking us in a new direction? |
1.2091 |
0.04302 |
110 |
89 |
19 |
2 |
2060 |
He calls it,'Walking on the wild side.' |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
2061 |
Don't try it, he's a professional Pokemon Go player. |
1.2091 |
0.05018 |
110 |
93 |
11 |
6 |
2062 |
Remind me to not recommend your services as an experienced guide. |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2063 |
At this rate, he won't be above the law for long. |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2064 |
Maybe we should've stopped and asked for directions. |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
2065 |
Those gum soles will only get you so far. |
1.2091 |
0.04302 |
110 |
89 |
19 |
2 |
2066 |
I don't think Mike's treating this trip with the appropriate gravity |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
2067 |
We'll wait here, Godot! |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2068 |
He seems sure of himself. |
1.2091 |
0.04302 |
110 |
89 |
19 |
2 |
2069 |
Mother Nature always did have her favorite. |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2070 |
It's always easier going down than coming up |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
2071 |
That old goat makes it look so easy. |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2072 |
Come back, Mr. Lemming! |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
2073 |
I always said that Pete would be a stand-up guy to the very end. |
1.2018 |
0.04839 |
109 |
92 |
12 |
5 |
2074 |
That's WHY I hate to go hiking with him. |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
2075 |
It's gotta be the shoes. |
1.2018 |
0.05011 |
109 |
93 |
10 |
6 |
2076 |
He's gonna hit rock bottom the way he's going. |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
2077 |
He always follows his GPS rigidly. |
1.2018 |
0.04280 |
109 |
89 |
18 |
2 |
2078 |
Going down is easy, he should try going up! |
1.2018 |
0.04076 |
109 |
88 |
20 |
1 |
2079 |
He was not kidding with that 5-star review of those boots. |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2080 |
Don't feel bad. He thinks even gravity is beneath him. |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2081 |
Wow! That's one walking stick! |
1.2018 |
0.05011 |
109 |
93 |
10 |
6 |
2082 |
He always was a contrarian. |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2083 |
We can still win the race to the bottom. |
1.2018 |
0.05011 |
109 |
93 |
10 |
6 |
2084 |
Elon says vertical hiking is going to be huge on Mars. |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2085 |
The last thing he said was: "It's my way or the highway!" |
1.2018 |
0.04839 |
109 |
92 |
12 |
5 |
2086 |
It's quicker this way |
1.2018 |
0.05011 |
109 |
93 |
10 |
6 |
2087 |
Oh no! We recommended that Clem take a break and try virtual reality -- not vertical reality! |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2088 |
Johnson! This is no time to turn back! |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2089 |
He certainly is well grounded. |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
2090 |
Sometimes I just hate that old goat. |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2091 |
"Topological Applications of Two Dimensional Space Theory." Now that's what I call a doctoral thesis defense! |
1.2018 |
0.05011 |
109 |
93 |
10 |
6 |
2092 |
Those boots have some traction. |
1.2018 |
0.04839 |
109 |
92 |
12 |
5 |
2093 |
And now you know why we call him 'Old Goat.' |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2094 |
It's the shoes! It's all about the shoes. |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
2095 |
He never knows when to quit. |
1.2018 |
0.05011 |
109 |
93 |
10 |
6 |
2096 |
There's more than one way to get to the bottom. |
1.2018 |
0.05011 |
109 |
93 |
10 |
6 |
2097 |
Don't worry - if we follow him, it'll mean more jobs. |
1.2018 |
0.04280 |
109 |
89 |
18 |
2 |
2098 |
Well he did say going down was the easier part. |
1.2018 |
0.04280 |
109 |
89 |
18 |
2 |
2099 |
Escher, quit showing off!! |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
2100 |
I guess all that 'Newton be damned' talk wasn't just guide-speak. |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2101 |
some people have no sense of direction. |
1.2018 |
0.04839 |
109 |
92 |
12 |
5 |
2102 |
Physics was never his forte. |
1.2018 |
0.04280 |
109 |
89 |
18 |
2 |
2103 |
Am I high? |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2104 |
Since Donald Trump became the Republican nominee it seems all the rules of changed. |
1.2018 |
0.04839 |
109 |
92 |
12 |
5 |
2105 |
I thought you fell if you looked down. |
1.2018 |
0.04280 |
109 |
89 |
18 |
2 |
2106 |
It's the insoles. |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2107 |
"Be careful not to trip"... |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2108 |
His new cell pone has a parachute. |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2109 |
If all your friends were hiking off a cliff, would you? |
1.2018 |
0.03862 |
109 |
87 |
22 |
0 |
2110 |
Great boots! |
1.2018 |
0.04839 |
109 |
92 |
12 |
5 |
2111 |
He's right! It is easier going down. |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
2112 |
He takes all the fun out of this. |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
2113 |
Damned impressive, but I still can’t get over how the Birkenstocks look. |
1.2018 |
0.04280 |
109 |
89 |
18 |
2 |
2114 |
And you said it was a bad idea to bring Fred Astaire on the hike. |
1.2018 |
0.05011 |
109 |
93 |
10 |
6 |
2115 |
It's because he eats that G.M.O. goat cheese. |
1.2018 |
0.04839 |
109 |
92 |
12 |
5 |
2116 |
Something I said? |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2117 |
I'm just hoping somebody didn't rotate this image 90 degrees. |
1.2018 |
0.04839 |
109 |
92 |
12 |
5 |
2118 |
He'd better switch back from portrait to landscape, PRONTO, or... |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
2119 |
He forgot to turn his 'auto rotate screen' off, again. |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
2120 |
Don't look at me. You are the one that insisted on bringing Jesus. |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2121 |
It's just a matter of your perspective. |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2122 |
He must really want those keys back. |
1.2018 |
0.04076 |
109 |
88 |
20 |
1 |
2123 |
He's not a reality-based hiker. |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2124 |
He likes to challenge himself. Last year it was walking on water. |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
2125 |
Hank is the most dedicated Libertarian I have ever seen. |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
2126 |
He says it's easier going down than up. |
1.2018 |
0.04076 |
109 |
88 |
20 |
1 |
2127 |
I hate Waze. |
1.2018 |
0.04839 |
109 |
92 |
12 |
5 |
2128 |
Your other right! |
1.2018 |
0.05011 |
109 |
93 |
10 |
6 |
2129 |
I guess gravity is just a theory. |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2130 |
We shouldn't be surprised. His brother walked on water. |
1.2018 |
0.04839 |
109 |
92 |
12 |
5 |
2131 |
Yeah, that's right—just keep walkin' pal. |
1.2018 |
0.05178 |
109 |
94 |
8 |
7 |
2132 |
It's probably a gravitational wave. |
1.2018 |
0.04839 |
109 |
92 |
12 |
5 |
2133 |
I guess you would call him vertically challenged. |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
2134 |
He's a leading light of the Gravity Denial movement. |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2135 |
He said gravity is a construct of the global vaccine lobby and he's not buying it. |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
2136 |
He'll be back, it's a round trip. |
1.2018 |
0.04280 |
109 |
89 |
18 |
2 |
2137 |
I told you that theatre floor was sticky. |
1.2018 |
0.04839 |
109 |
92 |
12 |
5 |
2138 |
Were you paying attention during the lesson? |
1.2018 |
0.04280 |
109 |
89 |
18 |
2 |
2139 |
He's a flat earther. |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2140 |
Like any good cartoon, you get a free three seconds. |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2141 |
DAMMIT SPIDERMAN! This is why no one wants to go on these disguised, covert nature walks with you anymore! |
1.2018 |
0.04839 |
109 |
92 |
12 |
5 |
2142 |
I've got to have a pair of those boots. |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2143 |
It really is downhill from here |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2144 |
It won't be so easy coming back up. |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2145 |
But can he walk on water?!! |
1.2018 |
0.04839 |
109 |
92 |
12 |
5 |
2146 |
I am Donald Trump and I approve this message. |
1.2018 |
0.05339 |
109 |
95 |
6 |
8 |
2147 |
You have to follow me if you want your surrealism badge. |
1.2018 |
0.04839 |
109 |
92 |
12 |
5 |
2148 |
Well, he did say "Easy hike, with no elevation gain." |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
2149 |
Now that's stick-to-itiveness! |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2150 |
The trick is, don't look down! |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2151 |
Good boots. |
1.2018 |
0.04280 |
109 |
89 |
18 |
2 |
2152 |
He never listens. |
1.2018 |
0.04839 |
109 |
92 |
12 |
5 |
2153 |
He's been working on his core. |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2154 |
I feel like our expedition is going downhill, Bob |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
2155 |
He's an executive at Wells Fargo...not sure it can last |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
2156 |
Billy! |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
2157 |
Harry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it literally! |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2158 |
I told you this would happen. He's a millennial and you have to tell him why he can't. |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2159 |
Henry never did have that much respect for politics or gravity. |
1.2018 |
0.05011 |
109 |
93 |
10 |
6 |
2160 |
He's like Donald Trump's hair. |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2161 |
He says it's a matter of confidence. |
1.2018 |
0.04839 |
109 |
92 |
12 |
5 |
2162 |
Yeah, but I bet you can't walk on water! |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
2163 |
And you laughed when I suggested the Elon Musk shoes. |
1.2018 |
0.04839 |
109 |
92 |
12 |
5 |
2164 |
At least, he's no longer trying to walk on water! |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2165 |
Cliff, certainly enjoys living life on the edge. |
1.2018 |
0.05011 |
109 |
93 |
10 |
6 |
2166 |
That's not what *my* GPS says. |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2167 |
He never asks for directions. |
1.2018 |
0.04076 |
109 |
88 |
20 |
1 |
2168 |
I want Steve's new hiking boots! |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
2169 |
You don't need to understand it, just have faith. |
1.2018 |
0.04839 |
109 |
92 |
12 |
5 |
2170 |
Hmm... I don't know. My GPS says go North. |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2171 |
He said it's a shortcut. |
1.2018 |
0.04839 |
109 |
92 |
12 |
5 |
2172 |
I told you he follows his own path. |
1.2018 |
0.04076 |
109 |
88 |
20 |
1 |
2173 |
He says his GPS has never failed him. |
1.2018 |
0.04280 |
109 |
89 |
18 |
2 |
2174 |
Why didn't we think of that before? |
1.2000 |
0.04798 |
110 |
93 |
12 |
5 |
2175 |
Either he's walking sideways or we shouldn't have eaten those strange mushrooms. |
1.2000 |
0.04244 |
110 |
90 |
18 |
2 |
2176 |
He never could understand topographical maps. |
1.2000 |
0.04621 |
110 |
92 |
14 |
4 |
2177 |
On the other hand, I once followed him off a pier and it was all right |
1.2000 |
0.04244 |
110 |
90 |
18 |
2 |
2178 |
He's an economist and just assumed he could walk this way. |
1.2000 |
0.04244 |
110 |
90 |
18 |
2 |
2179 |
Change the orientation to landscape? He'd be ok, but we're doomed! |
1.2000 |
0.04244 |
110 |
90 |
18 |
2 |
2180 |
I told you, going down hill is always easier. |
1.2000 |
0.04244 |
110 |
90 |
18 |
2 |
2181 |
What do you expect? He totally bombed Physics. |
1.2000 |
0.04437 |
110 |
91 |
16 |
3 |
2182 |
Is that a Trump bumper sticker on his backpack? |
1.2000 |
0.05294 |
110 |
96 |
6 |
8 |
2183 |
Backwards! It's a new record. |
1.2000 |
0.04437 |
110 |
91 |
16 |
3 |
2184 |
Did he mention where he bought his walking stick? |
1.2000 |
0.04437 |
110 |
91 |
16 |
3 |
2185 |
After they came out with Velcro laces, it was just a matter of time. |
1.2000 |
0.04437 |
110 |
91 |
16 |
3 |
2186 |
His extreme mindfulness creates its own gravity. |
1.2000 |
0.04621 |
110 |
92 |
14 |
4 |
2187 |
Should we be concerned? |
1.2000 |
0.04621 |
110 |
92 |
14 |
4 |
2188 |
Don't expect a big celebration when you reach the bottom! |
1.2000 |
0.04437 |
110 |
91 |
16 |
3 |
2189 |
Well, let's do it -- but the ascent is going to be murder. |
1.2000 |
0.04244 |
110 |
90 |
18 |
2 |
2190 |
Wait, is he facing straight down or are we facing straight up? |
1.2000 |
0.04437 |
110 |
91 |
16 |
3 |
2191 |
It's faster going down |
1.2000 |
0.04043 |
110 |
89 |
20 |
1 |
2192 |
What he lacks in youth he makes up for in technique. |
1.2000 |
0.04437 |
110 |
91 |
16 |
3 |
2193 |
So Reinhold is at last over the hill. |
1.2000 |
0.04798 |
110 |
93 |
12 |
5 |
2194 |
Did you leave the chocolate in his backpack? |
1.2000 |
0.04621 |
110 |
92 |
14 |
4 |
2195 |
He practices mindfulness. |
1.2000 |
0.04437 |
110 |
91 |
16 |
3 |
2196 |
Those boots are gonna cost him an arm and a leg. |
1.2000 |
0.04621 |
110 |
92 |
14 |
4 |
2197 |
That's impressive but can he walk on water? |
1.2000 |
0.04244 |
110 |
90 |
18 |
2 |
2198 |
I think the goatee is for real. |
1.2000 |
0.04437 |
110 |
91 |
16 |
3 |
2199 |
I’ve always admired Elmer’s sticktuitiveness. |
1.2000 |
0.04043 |
110 |
89 |
20 |
1 |
2200 |
There goes Cliff. |
1.2000 |
0.04437 |
110 |
91 |
16 |
3 |
2201 |
But...Mr. Escher... |
1.2000 |
0.04437 |
110 |
91 |
16 |
3 |
2202 |
I still can't believe Trump's the nominee. |
1.2000 |
0.04621 |
110 |
92 |
14 |
4 |
2203 |
He said, "Because it wasn't there." |
1.2000 |
0.04621 |
110 |
92 |
14 |
4 |
2204 |
Two days ago, it was turning water into wine. Yesterday, it was walking on water. This guy is starting to irritate me! |
1.2000 |
0.04244 |
110 |
90 |
18 |
2 |
2205 |
Of course, his hiking boots are the best, too. |
1.2000 |
0.04621 |
110 |
92 |
14 |
4 |
2206 |
I sure get sick of his "It's all downhill from here" attitude. |
1.1982 |
0.04210 |
111 |
91 |
18 |
2 |
2207 |
I thought there were no shortcuts in life? |
1.1982 |
0.04400 |
111 |
92 |
16 |
3 |
2208 |
Is there an app for that? |
1.1982 |
0.04210 |
111 |
91 |
18 |
2 |
2209 |
You can't just walk away like that! |
1.1982 |
0.04400 |
111 |
92 |
16 |
3 |
2210 |
Remember his ideas on maintaining a positive attitude that we all found so annoying? |
1.1982 |
0.04582 |
111 |
93 |
14 |
4 |
2211 |
Just wait until he sees a spider. |
1.1982 |
0.04927 |
111 |
95 |
10 |
6 |
2212 |
Would you happen to know how the stock market's doing today? |
1.1982 |
0.04210 |
111 |
91 |
18 |
2 |
2213 |
Oh, no you don't! You're not getting away that easy. |
1.1982 |
0.04210 |
111 |
91 |
18 |
2 |
2214 |
... and come back up the RIGHT way! |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
2215 |
Damn you Smithers and your Post-it shoes. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2216 |
It's an uphill battle, so to speak. |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
2217 |
He must be channeling his inner goat. |
1.1963 |
0.04080 |
107 |
87 |
19 |
1 |
2218 |
And that is why the man is a legend |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2219 |
Technically, that IS a marked trail. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2220 |
Doggone GPSSS… |
1.1963 |
0.04080 |
107 |
87 |
19 |
1 |
2221 |
I told you, when he gets into a zone, there's no keeping up with him. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2222 |
He's dimensionally challenged. |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
2223 |
Yeah but how's he gonna get back up? |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
2224 |
We can do this, just don't look down |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
2225 |
Wanna explain the law of gravity to him and see what happens? |
1.1963 |
0.05046 |
107 |
92 |
9 |
6 |
2226 |
Best pizza delivery anywhere! |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
2227 |
OK, OK... now walk back |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2228 |
He's writing a lemming survival guide. |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
2229 |
I hate it when he hikes backwards. |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
2230 |
I said I’d follow him into hell-- but hey, that was metaphorical. |
1.1963 |
0.04080 |
107 |
87 |
19 |
1 |
2231 |
I've always admired the way he can go over the edge. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2232 |
It did say "Made With Space Age Technology" on the box, but I figured that was just a marketing ploy. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2233 |
He always takes the quickest route. |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
2234 |
'He climbs backwards just to show off" |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2235 |
I said I'd follow him anywhere, but this is ridiculous! |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2236 |
Now this explains why everyone calls him a cling on! |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2237 |
How long did you say Super Glue lasts? |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2238 |
Where'd you get those shoes? |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2239 |
Where did Moses say he got his new walking stick? |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2240 |
The view is literally unbelievable. |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
2241 |
Congress repealed the law of gravity. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2242 |
Everything Larry does is over the top! |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2243 |
He's okay, his grandfather was Wile E. Coyote. |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
2244 |
He's been doing this sort of thing since the primary. |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
2245 |
Just get a new phone, Carl. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2246 |
It's all a matter of perspective. |
1.1963 |
0.03858 |
107 |
86 |
21 |
0 |
2247 |
You should see him swim upstream to spawn. |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
2248 |
Too bad, another Pokemon follower seems to have lost his way.. |
1.1963 |
0.05218 |
107 |
93 |
7 |
7 |
2249 |
He's a cliffhanger. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2250 |
Evidently, when he walked on water on our last trip, that wasn't enough |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2251 |
You should have thought about that before we left! |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2252 |
I told you that Dad’s been slipping in his old age: now he’s confusing “over the hill” and “over the edge”! |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
2253 |
He always said hiking was about taking the right angles. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2254 |
Ed has always had great stick-to-it-ive-ness. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2255 |
When he wants to show off he does it backwards..... |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
2256 |
Careful, his GPS is powering off again. |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
2257 |
And miles to go before I.... |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2258 |
You're doing great, Larry! Just don't look down! |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2259 |
He'd better not forget my hash brown. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2260 |
It's OK, he is from Melbourne |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2261 |
I'd do that if my nose wasn't running. |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
2262 |
He's on edge, but I think this will be a life-changing experience! |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2263 |
Apparently, Greg doesn't understand the gravity of the situation! |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2264 |
He got sidetracked again. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2265 |
He says that the law of gravity is a Chinese hoax. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2266 |
Nate always takes the easy way out. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2267 |
His mastery of Isaac Newton is amazing! |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
2268 |
Iconoclast. |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
2269 |
Warren commits a gross breech of trail etiquette by shortcutting the switchbacks. |
1.1963 |
0.04080 |
107 |
87 |
19 |
1 |
2270 |
How about never trying that? Will that work for you? |
1.1963 |
0.05046 |
107 |
92 |
9 |
6 |
2271 |
No problem... just rotate the panel 90 degrees clockwise. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2272 |
He's having his mid-life crisis." |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2273 |
They call him Wile E. Coyote, so just give him a second. |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
2274 |
This beats walking on water. |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
2275 |
Jesus asks too much of his followers. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2276 |
He must really love that frisbee. |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
2277 |
The upshot is that there's no more climbing! |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2278 |
He did say using the shortcut requires walking extremely fast. |
1.1963 |
0.05046 |
107 |
92 |
9 |
6 |
2279 |
He said it's just around the corner. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2280 |
Nice boots. I wonder if they're waterproof. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2281 |
This is how I feel knowing that our two presidential candidates are Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2282 |
Okay, Dad. We get it. Now quit showing off. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2283 |
If he can pull this off, it makes walking on water look easy. |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
2284 |
He seems unbearably smug. |
1.1963 |
0.04080 |
107 |
87 |
19 |
1 |
2285 |
Well yeah, downhill is easy, but wait till he tries to get back, it's all uphill baby. |
1.1963 |
0.05046 |
107 |
92 |
9 |
6 |
2286 |
So even if I wanted to jump, I'd still have to keep hiking? |
1.1963 |
0.05046 |
107 |
92 |
9 |
6 |
2287 |
Even Brexit made more sense than this. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2288 |
It's more impressive if you turn it 90 degrees. |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
2289 |
He's with Hillary. |
1.1963 |
0.05218 |
107 |
93 |
7 |
7 |
2290 |
first to the top and the first back down... |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2291 |
Apparently he doesn't understand the concept of gravity. |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
2292 |
Robert is having a really hard time with the idea of 'President Trump'... |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
2293 |
There goes Escher again, showing off. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2294 |
He says its all about perspective. |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
2295 |
Okay, Gullible, you can open your eyes now. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2296 |
He's from Australia |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2297 |
Jesus, what the hell are you doing? |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
2298 |
Maybe it's us? |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2299 |
That National Geographic show on mountain goats really made an impression on him. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2300 |
I'll never go hiking with M.C. Escher again. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2301 |
"Did he just say 'Don't look down and everything will be fine' ? |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2302 |
If he falls, I get his sandwich. |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
2303 |
Hey Lemming! We're not going to follow you. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2304 |
I told him not to buy those self-hiking boots. |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
2305 |
Well, I suppose Mom never said anything about our friends walking off of a cliff. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2306 |
The Shoe Goo is really working. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2307 |
Ignore him. He's been an insufferable show-off ever since he bought those gravity boots. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2308 |
He's in love with his GPS navigation voice. He'll follow her anywhere. |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
2309 |
I think one of us should drive |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2310 |
We'll take thirty pairs of those boots! |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
2311 |
Do you think they'll take the knighthood away from Isaac Newton? |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2312 |
If a whimp like Peter Parker can do it, so can you. |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
2313 |
Google Earth Fantasy isn't even a thing. |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
2314 |
''It's not as steep as i thought.'' |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2315 |
Yeah, we'll have no problem getting into the US |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
2316 |
Follow me boys, I saw the Lemmings head this way! |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2317 |
I told you, never let Hooper have the compass. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2318 |
I'll bet you couldn't do that without a pole. |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
2319 |
He said the downhill hurts his knees too much. |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
2320 |
You can't deny a superior boot |
1.1963 |
0.05046 |
107 |
92 |
9 |
6 |
2321 |
First he was anti-climate-change, and now he's anti-gravity. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2322 |
I thought Frank was just drunk last night when he said he had finally reconciled the theory of general relativity and quantum mechanics and he would prove it today. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2323 |
Ted believes the fastest route between two points is a straight line. |
1.1963 |
0.04080 |
107 |
87 |
19 |
1 |
2324 |
See, this is why he can't write a cliff hanger to save his life. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2325 |
' He swears by those ugly suction sole shoes.' |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
2326 |
That wasn't so hard. After you. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2327 |
The problem is he clearly doesn't understand the gravity of the situation. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2328 |
Best crampons ever! |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2329 |
I thought he could only walk on water. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2330 |
I would try that but I don't have his ankles. |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
2331 |
He says walking up hills backwards really stretches out his calf muscles. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2332 |
He doesn't understand the gravity of his decision. |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
2333 |
Bean does make a nice hiking boot. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2334 |
Frank, he wasn't kidding, he really is a physicist's worst nightmare. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2335 |
No, with mayo...WITH mayo! |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2336 |
That Escher is always such a show-off! |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
2337 |
Biologists inserted a fly gene into his chromosome |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
2338 |
This commute is becoming impossible. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2339 |
It's probably not too early to start planning the memorial service. |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
2340 |
In fairness, he did say this hike would take us into uncharted territory. |
1.1963 |
0.04080 |
107 |
87 |
19 |
1 |
2341 |
'Looks like he's done this before. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2342 |
Let's NOT be sheepish... |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2343 |
I prefer to live life on the edge. Larry always has to exceed that. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2344 |
He's never been vertically challenged. |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
2345 |
I guess he's always wanted to star in a cliffhanger. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2346 |
Gravity was never his thing anyway. |
1.1963 |
0.04080 |
107 |
87 |
19 |
1 |
2347 |
You go first. If it still works, I'll follow. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2348 |
He thinks the election campaign is a race to the bottom and he wants to be at the finish line to see who wins. |
1.1963 |
0.05218 |
107 |
93 |
7 |
7 |
2349 |
You just have to have the right perspective. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2350 |
The Sherpa said he'd catch us at the bottom. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2351 |
He couldn't walk on water, so he tried something else. |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
2352 |
Somehow it's just not as convincing as Mount Rushmore. |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
2353 |
See guys I told you "physics" was just another wacky leftist agenda |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2354 |
Make sure to keep your phone on airplane mode! |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
2355 |
He works for GoPro. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2356 |
I guess you can do more during the equinox than just balance an egg |
1.1963 |
0.04080 |
107 |
87 |
19 |
1 |
2357 |
In his later years, Shaun White dedicates his life to extreme hiking. |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
2358 |
Come on, Bill! We didn't mean it! |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
2359 |
Apparently he's entitled to his own law of gravity, too. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2360 |
It has got to be the Velcro. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2361 |
He makes me feel average. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2362 |
Wifi hardly seems worth it |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2363 |
What if the page is turned sideways? |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2364 |
He's really great at maintaining his perspective. |
1.1963 |
0.03858 |
107 |
86 |
21 |
0 |
2365 |
It's a long way to Tipperary... |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2366 |
I have funny feeling about this. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2367 |
They don't call him "Guy, the human fly" for nothing |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2368 |
What a downer. |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
2369 |
Where did he say he bought his hiking boots? |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2370 |
I told you gravity is another hoax created by the Chinese |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
2371 |
A positive attitude is key. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2372 |
When you hired this person to guide us, did you get a look at his resume? |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
2373 |
I know he's our leader and we said we would follow him anywhere, so you go first. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2374 |
He will do anything for a laugh. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2375 |
He's One with Gecko. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2376 |
Let's wake him up just before he hits the ground. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2377 |
You think that's something, wait 'til you see what he does on the way down. |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
2378 |
Harry's friends didn't quite grasp the gravity of the situation. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2379 |
The artist was never great at Physics. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2380 |
Gravity-shmavity, so long as you've got your health. |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
2381 |
We told you it would be slower walking backwards up the mountain! |
1.1963 |
0.03858 |
107 |
86 |
21 |
0 |
2382 |
If he finishes moonwalking to the top, I lose $500. |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
2383 |
Next thing you know he'll be parting the sea. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2384 |
And I can’t even do the moonwalk on a dance floor. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2385 |
I don’t care who gets elected, trust me this is our best option |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2386 |
Not a big deal. Wait till you see him walk on water. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2387 |
It's an old cartoonist trick. he wants you to turn this cartoon sideways. But for God's sake, don't" |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2388 |
He always was a downer. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2389 |
You should see him walk on water |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2390 |
Yea, but can he walk on water? |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2391 |
He thinks the Earth is flat. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2392 |
I think it's time to "fall back". |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
2393 |
Actually, I'm more Wile E. Coyote than Spider-Man, but thank you! |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
2394 |
"Whatever you do don't look down" probably wasn't the best advice. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2395 |
That's it Jesus, you'll never come hiking with us again. |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
2396 |
And we thought those spiked hiking boots were ridiculous. |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
2397 |
He works in the New Balance test lab |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2398 |
He's thinking outside the box canyon. |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
2399 |
He always was horizontally gifted. |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
2400 |
Guess he's right after all. Gravity is a hoax. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2401 |
It's OK. I live in my own reality. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2402 |
Wow, the things some people will do to avoid voting this year. |
1.1963 |
0.05046 |
107 |
92 |
9 |
6 |
2403 |
And just like that he ruined the whole plot. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2404 |
No more picking up Hikers in front of Tibetan monasteries. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2405 |
I don't think he knows this cartoon is a portrait not a landscape. |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
2406 |
I told him there wouldn't be wi-fi. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2407 |
Where did he say he got those hiking boots? |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2408 |
Never hike with M.C. Escher's grandson. |
1.1963 |
0.05218 |
107 |
93 |
7 |
7 |
2409 |
But this was the path before the earthquake. |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
2410 |
They're called defy gravity boots. He got them off Craigslist. Only used once, the ad said. |
1.1963 |
0.05046 |
107 |
92 |
9 |
6 |
2411 |
He'll fall once he realizes where he is |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2412 |
It's flat if you turn your head to the side. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2413 |
I wanted to follow...but don't fall for it. |
1.1963 |
0.04080 |
107 |
87 |
19 |
1 |
2414 |
This is almost as good as his walking on water act. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2415 |
I told you the world was flat |
1.1944 |
0.04453 |
108 |
90 |
15 |
3 |
2416 |
He dropped his Fitbit down there. |
1.1944 |
0.04643 |
108 |
91 |
13 |
4 |
2417 |
He's looking for his 401K. |
1.1944 |
0.04046 |
108 |
88 |
19 |
1 |
2418 |
Of course, he's not falling ... that's why it's called a stick. |
1.1944 |
0.04643 |
108 |
91 |
13 |
4 |
2419 |
Now I believe him when he said that he can walk on water. |
1.1944 |
0.04453 |
108 |
90 |
15 |
3 |
2420 |
Chuck doesn't let gravity get him down. |
1.1927 |
0.04416 |
109 |
91 |
15 |
3 |
2421 |
He walks to the beat of a different drummer |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
2422 |
To think I was looking forward to the hike down. |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
2423 |
I don't think this is the way to San Jose. |
1.1887 |
0.04665 |
106 |
90 |
12 |
4 |
2424 |
Come on. All you do is alter your perspective. |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
2425 |
9,997, 9,998, 9,999... |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
2426 |
I think you have gum on your boots. |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
2427 |
Insouciance! More like chutzpah. |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
2428 |
It's like he's Jesus... but not really. |
1.1887 |
0.04665 |
106 |
90 |
12 |
4 |
2429 |
He has the knees of a teenager. |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
2430 |
Definitely a step beyond walking on coals. You next! |
1.1887 |
0.04854 |
106 |
91 |
10 |
5 |
2431 |
Yeh...But it's a lot harder to walk uphill. |
1.1887 |
0.05036 |
106 |
92 |
8 |
6 |
2432 |
I told him gravity doesn't work like that, but he's very stubborn. |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
2433 |
This is boring. Do you have any YouTube videos of hikers doing weird things? |
1.1887 |
0.05036 |
106 |
92 |
8 |
6 |
2434 |
Eh, but can he fly? |
1.1887 |
0.04854 |
106 |
91 |
10 |
5 |
2435 |
What level Cub Scout is that? |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
2436 |
George always takes the shortest route. |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
2437 |
Jesus, I'm sorry! |
1.1887 |
0.04665 |
106 |
90 |
12 |
4 |
2438 |
First one down is a broken egg! |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
2439 |
I shouldn't have tossed out my Hammacher Schlemmer catalog so soon. |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
2440 |
I sure hope that our Snapchat viewers don't hit "rotate right" |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
2441 |
Don't drop the compass. |
1.1887 |
0.04047 |
106 |
87 |
18 |
1 |
2442 |
Bill has been on the edge for a while now. |
1.1887 |
0.04047 |
106 |
87 |
18 |
1 |
2443 |
I suppose we can call this path the Trump OR the Clinton. |
1.1887 |
0.05036 |
106 |
92 |
8 |
6 |
2444 |
It may be his reality, but you know it is not my reality or your reality. |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
2445 |
Updraft? |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
2446 |
Once again he's sidestepped the real issue. |
1.1887 |
0.04665 |
106 |
90 |
12 |
4 |
2447 |
He said it's the coconut water. |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
2448 |
He heard there was some rare Pokémon at the bottom. |
1.1887 |
0.04665 |
106 |
90 |
12 |
4 |
2449 |
Wow, all of that political rhetoric he's been reading seems to actually be working. |
1.1887 |
0.04854 |
106 |
91 |
10 |
5 |
2450 |
Jesus! He's moon-walking up. |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
2451 |
I told you Hillary made up that gravity thing. |
1.1887 |
0.04665 |
106 |
90 |
12 |
4 |
2452 |
We get it, Mr. Frost--it's the road less traveled by. |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
2453 |
When he came out as transgenic, he didn't mention goats. |
1.1887 |
0.05036 |
106 |
92 |
8 |
6 |
2454 |
Follow you anywhere was a figure of expression! |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
2455 |
I've suggested a new opthalmologist. |
1.1887 |
0.05036 |
106 |
92 |
8 |
6 |
2456 |
His shrink loves reverse psychology. |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
2457 |
Oh, c'mon. I've seen moonwalking before - but THAT's impressive. |
1.1887 |
0.04665 |
106 |
90 |
12 |
4 |
2458 |
He never was very good at physics. |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
2459 |
He said something about getting a better angle for his selfie. |
1.1887 |
0.05036 |
106 |
92 |
8 |
6 |
2460 |
Poor Harry! When he goes off the deep end, he isn't kidding! |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
2461 |
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
2462 |
He really does follow loose guide lines. |
1.1887 |
0.04854 |
106 |
91 |
10 |
5 |
2463 |
It's okay folks, it's all downhill from here! |
1.1887 |
0.04665 |
106 |
90 |
12 |
4 |
2464 |
Frank has a lot of sticktoittiveness |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
2465 |
I told him to lead, but now I'm regretting it! |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
2466 |
Mountaineer mountain err. |
1.1887 |
0.04665 |
106 |
90 |
12 |
4 |
2467 |
I told him to head south. |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
2468 |
My phone's compass says north is this way. |
1.1887 |
0.04665 |
106 |
90 |
12 |
4 |
2469 |
Good thing I took my anti gravity pill this morning |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
2470 |
Don't worry, this is the way people hike in Australia. |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
2471 |
Now I'm skeptical of gravity. |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
2472 |
He never was very good at following directions. |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
2473 |
I don't think he grasps the concept of the fiscal cliff. |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
2474 |
His wife just told him to take a walk off a cliff. |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
2475 |
It's no fun hiking with Spider Man. |
1.1887 |
0.04854 |
106 |
91 |
10 |
5 |
2476 |
Joe said he was bi-polar but I never expected this. |
1.1887 |
0.04047 |
106 |
87 |
18 |
1 |
2477 |
Guys! I think the Roadrunner went this way! |
1.1887 |
0.04665 |
106 |
90 |
12 |
4 |
2478 |
Hence, his sponsorship with Clif Bar. |
1.1887 |
0.04665 |
106 |
90 |
12 |
4 |
2479 |
No thanks. I'm wearing loafers. |
1.1887 |
0.04047 |
106 |
87 |
18 |
1 |
2480 |
He's gonna have a problem on the slope... |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
2481 |
He saw it in the Patagonia catalog. |
1.1887 |
0.04854 |
106 |
91 |
10 |
5 |
2482 |
He's been a show off since sixth grade. |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
2483 |
Who does he think he is, Fred Astaire? |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
2484 |
Yep, you're dying. |
1.1887 |
0.04854 |
106 |
91 |
10 |
5 |
2485 |
Don't act so surprised. We're cartoons, remember? |
1.1887 |
0.04665 |
106 |
90 |
12 |
4 |
2486 |
Keep going, Chuck! It's all downhill from there. |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
2487 |
I guess he's right about that LSD. |
1.1887 |
0.04047 |
106 |
87 |
18 |
1 |
2488 |
Pay the man... |
1.1887 |
0.05036 |
106 |
92 |
8 |
6 |
2489 |
Mind over matter, gents, mind over....aaahhhh! |
1.1887 |
0.04047 |
106 |
87 |
18 |
1 |
2490 |
When he said he would go commando, I had no idea he meant without a rope. |
1.1887 |
0.05211 |
106 |
93 |
6 |
7 |
2491 |
Don't stop believing! |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
2492 |
I really like his new walking stick. |
1.1887 |
0.04665 |
106 |
90 |
12 |
4 |
2493 |
I sure hope his Red Bull kicks in soon. |
1.1887 |
0.04665 |
106 |
90 |
12 |
4 |
2494 |
The upside to stepping in gum on a hike |
1.1887 |
0.04854 |
106 |
91 |
10 |
5 |
2495 |
Walking on water looked simple too. |
1.1887 |
0.04665 |
106 |
90 |
12 |
4 |
2496 |
I'm opening my eyes now. The suspense is killing me. |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
2497 |
Is this what he meant by 'get a pair'? |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
2498 |
I’m starting to feel the loss of gravity. |
1.1887 |
0.04665 |
106 |
90 |
12 |
4 |
2499 |
He must have taken the blue pill |
1.1887 |
0.04854 |
106 |
91 |
10 |
5 |
2500 |
Pokéstop or no, that can't be good for the knees. |
1.1887 |
0.04854 |
106 |
91 |
10 |
5 |
2501 |
I sure wish a radioactive goat would bite me. |
1.1887 |
0.04665 |
106 |
90 |
12 |
4 |
2502 |
Sometimes it's okay not to follow your GPS instructions! |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
2503 |
Funny, I could swear the Bridge to Nowhere was supposed to be here somewhere... |
1.1887 |
0.04854 |
106 |
91 |
10 |
5 |
2504 |
He's always had contempt for the law of gravity. |
1.1887 |
0.04047 |
106 |
87 |
18 |
1 |
2505 |
Stranger Things have happened... |
1.1887 |
0.04854 |
106 |
91 |
10 |
5 |
2506 |
Because it's there? |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
2507 |
His trail permit is one-way. |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
2508 |
Gandalf's a terrible Sherpa. |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
2509 |
Hmm, maybe there is something to drinking ibex milk. |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
2510 |
What's the opposite of a cliffhanger? |
1.1869 |
0.04992 |
107 |
93 |
8 |
6 |
2511 |
Escher always has to show off. |
1.1869 |
0.04013 |
107 |
88 |
18 |
1 |
2512 |
I reprogrammed his GPS to hell. |
1.1869 |
0.04625 |
107 |
91 |
12 |
4 |
2513 |
In this case, I would second guess Siri that the peak is that way! |
1.1869 |
0.04430 |
107 |
90 |
14 |
3 |
2514 |
Whatever happened to the coefficient of friction? |
1.1869 |
0.04625 |
107 |
91 |
12 |
4 |
2515 |
That mountain moonwalking fad has almost hit its peak. |
1.1869 |
0.04227 |
107 |
89 |
16 |
2 |
2516 |
His GPS is sideways. |
1.1869 |
0.04430 |
107 |
90 |
14 |
3 |
2517 |
No, we don't need to stop to ask for directions! |
1.1869 |
0.04430 |
107 |
90 |
14 |
3 |
2518 |
Hey Judd! You need to lift the selfie stick higher or we won't be in the picture! |
1.1869 |
0.04430 |
107 |
90 |
14 |
3 |
2519 |
I told you not to mention the election. |
1.1869 |
0.05165 |
107 |
94 |
6 |
7 |
2520 |
I hate hiking with Copperfield. |
1.1869 |
0.04625 |
107 |
91 |
12 |
4 |
2521 |
YES...YES WE SEE YOU CLIMBING UP THE SHEER CLIFF FACE BACKWARDS DARBY. (Gawd how I hate that guy!) |
1.1869 |
0.04430 |
107 |
90 |
14 |
3 |
2522 |
Val-deri Val- dera ha ha ha ha ahhhhh! |
1.1869 |
0.04227 |
107 |
89 |
16 |
2 |
2523 |
Do you see any trail marker? |
1.1869 |
0.04227 |
107 |
89 |
16 |
2 |
2524 |
He sure is bound and determined to make it home before the game starts ! |
1.1869 |
0.04430 |
107 |
90 |
14 |
3 |
2525 |
Gary swears by his Pilates core strength class. |
1.1869 |
0.04430 |
107 |
90 |
14 |
3 |
2526 |
Last one to the bottom buys the beer. |
1.1869 |
0.04227 |
107 |
89 |
16 |
2 |
2527 |
I said gravitas , and he fell for it... |
1.1869 |
0.04013 |
107 |
88 |
18 |
1 |
2528 |
Nothing is a slippery slope for him. |
1.1869 |
0.04625 |
107 |
91 |
12 |
4 |
2529 |
'The word is attitude' |
1.1869 |
0.04625 |
107 |
91 |
12 |
4 |
2530 |
The weather girl did say, "Partly sunny, with a slight chance of gravity, today." |
1.1869 |
0.04430 |
107 |
90 |
14 |
3 |
2531 |
Your next, No your next, No your next. |
1.1869 |
0.04812 |
107 |
92 |
10 |
5 |
2532 |
Henry,this is not a good place to do the moonwalk. |
1.1869 |
0.04227 |
107 |
89 |
16 |
2 |
2533 |
look guys the yoga is paying off ! |
1.1869 |
0.04812 |
107 |
92 |
10 |
5 |
2534 |
Hey Mr. Parker, this whole 'camping trip to reconnect to our secret identities' thing isn't going to work if you keep acting like such a show-off! |
1.1869 |
0.04625 |
107 |
91 |
12 |
4 |
2535 |
Fred never did care much for the laws of nature |
1.1869 |
0.04227 |
107 |
89 |
16 |
2 |
2536 |
Those boots were worth the price. |
1.1869 |
0.04013 |
107 |
88 |
18 |
1 |
2537 |
Must you always insist on examining something from every perspective? |
1.1869 |
0.04013 |
107 |
88 |
18 |
1 |
2538 |
Oh my, John's taken the Stairway to Heaven! |
1.1869 |
0.04430 |
107 |
90 |
14 |
3 |
2539 |
He says: 'The secret is just a matter of your perspective.' |
1.1852 |
0.04585 |
108 |
92 |
12 |
4 |
2540 |
He's taking that "never turn back" motto a bit too literally. |
1.1852 |
0.04585 |
108 |
92 |
12 |
4 |
2541 |
His father was Spider-Man and his mother was a mountain goat. |
1.1852 |
0.04393 |
108 |
91 |
14 |
3 |
2542 |
Who the HELL appointed YOU leader! |
1.1852 |
0.04393 |
108 |
91 |
14 |
3 |
2543 |
'Hey 'Moses' ...we're sheep not lemmings! |
1.1852 |
0.04393 |
108 |
91 |
14 |
3 |
2544 |
Best hiking shoes (itals) ever, (end itals) he keeps telling me. |
1.1852 |
0.04191 |
108 |
90 |
16 |
2 |
2545 |
The team-building wilderness retreat failed to curb Rupert's overconfidence as a leader. |
1.1852 |
0.04393 |
108 |
91 |
14 |
3 |
2546 |
He's been doubling down on the yoga. |
1.1852 |
0.04393 |
108 |
91 |
14 |
3 |
2547 |
GoogleMaps doesn't lie! |
1.1852 |
0.04191 |
108 |
90 |
16 |
2 |
2548 |
That guy obviously never took physics! |
1.1852 |
0.04393 |
108 |
91 |
14 |
3 |
2549 |
I told you that Dad has no sense of direction! |
1.1852 |
0.04585 |
108 |
92 |
12 |
4 |
2550 |
Fine. Go. But we're not following. |
1.1852 |
0.04770 |
108 |
93 |
10 |
5 |
2551 |
Gravity's another law he won't abide. |
1.1852 |
0.04191 |
108 |
90 |
16 |
2 |
2552 |
He is watching way too many Fred Astaire movies |
1.1835 |
0.04546 |
109 |
93 |
12 |
4 |
2553 |
I wonder what's going to happen next? |
1.1835 |
0.04546 |
109 |
93 |
12 |
4 |
2554 |
Oh, my God! He's found the way down! |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2555 |
I get shotgun. |
1.1827 |
0.04882 |
104 |
90 |
9 |
5 |
2556 |
I think I'll take the long way down. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2557 |
He must have dropped something. |
1.1827 |
0.04687 |
104 |
89 |
11 |
4 |
2558 |
If he rappelles back up, THEN I'll be impressed. |
1.1827 |
0.04045 |
104 |
86 |
17 |
1 |
2559 |
I told you I thought having M.C. Escher as our tour guide was a bad idea. |
1.1827 |
0.04687 |
104 |
89 |
11 |
4 |
2560 |
You forgot to tie your shoes. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2561 |
It is Nike's new model. |
1.1827 |
0.04045 |
104 |
86 |
17 |
1 |
2562 |
Have it your way. To hell with gravity. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2563 |
Google cliffs said turn left |
1.1827 |
0.04045 |
104 |
86 |
17 |
1 |
2564 |
Some people will really go to extremes just to hit 10,000 steps on their FitBit |
1.1827 |
0.04687 |
104 |
89 |
11 |
4 |
2565 |
You never thought to ask ol' man Lemming about the rest of his family? |
1.1827 |
0.04687 |
104 |
89 |
11 |
4 |
2566 |
Yep. He's moved on to that non-parallel universe ... |
1.1827 |
0.04270 |
104 |
87 |
15 |
2 |
2567 |
I think the fine print IS important here, George. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2568 |
Jesus! |
1.1827 |
0.04687 |
104 |
89 |
11 |
4 |
2569 |
It is just a matter of perspective! |
1.1827 |
0.04270 |
104 |
87 |
15 |
2 |
2570 |
Well he takes walking a fine line to a whole new level. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2571 |
What makes you so confident that is the correct way down? |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2572 |
I just told him about a survival show that said to strip naked and huddle together for warmth. |
1.1827 |
0.04687 |
104 |
89 |
11 |
4 |
2573 |
Well, he did just eat a Clif Bar. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2574 |
I think his name was Cliff |
1.1827 |
0.04882 |
104 |
90 |
9 |
5 |
2575 |
Is this what he meant when he said, "Let's take a walk on the wild side." |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2576 |
I've never seen the moonwalk performed that way. |
1.1827 |
0.04045 |
104 |
86 |
17 |
1 |
2577 |
I'm not surprised. He's been taking transcendental medication for months now. |
1.1827 |
0.04882 |
104 |
90 |
9 |
5 |
2578 |
He just kept chanting “Gravity, schmavity! Gravity, schmavity!” |
1.1827 |
0.04882 |
104 |
90 |
9 |
5 |
2579 |
That IS a controlled descent. |
1.1827 |
0.04270 |
104 |
87 |
15 |
2 |
2580 |
Okay, you have superpowers. Can we please get some lunch now? |
1.1827 |
0.04270 |
104 |
87 |
15 |
2 |
2581 |
Do you also have this weird feeling we're going to fall backward any second? |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2582 |
I told him not to watch the debate. |
1.1827 |
0.04882 |
104 |
90 |
9 |
5 |
2583 |
We get it Zeke, you're just plane fearless. |
1.1827 |
0.04687 |
104 |
89 |
11 |
4 |
2584 |
He doesn't believe in gravity. |
1.1827 |
0.04045 |
104 |
86 |
17 |
1 |
2585 |
He was right. This WILL be the best Kickstarter video ever. |
1.1827 |
0.04270 |
104 |
87 |
15 |
2 |
2586 |
He said, 'In five minutes you will reach your destination'" |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2587 |
He makes walking backwards look easy. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2588 |
Are you sure heaven is that way? |
1.1827 |
0.04045 |
104 |
86 |
17 |
1 |
2589 |
Guy thinks he's Fred Astaire! |
1.1827 |
0.04045 |
104 |
86 |
17 |
1 |
2590 |
He really wants that corn dog he dropped. |
1.1827 |
0.04687 |
104 |
89 |
11 |
4 |
2591 |
John believes the concept of gravity was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive. |
1.1827 |
0.04687 |
104 |
89 |
11 |
4 |
2592 |
Now I remember. He flunked physics. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2593 |
I hope Fred knows how to swim because those Rapids can be deadly |
1.1827 |
0.04687 |
104 |
89 |
11 |
4 |
2594 |
His hero is Wile E. Coyote. |
1.1827 |
0.04882 |
104 |
90 |
9 |
5 |
2595 |
His motto is, "Upward and downward." |
1.1827 |
0.04045 |
104 |
86 |
17 |
1 |
2596 |
Sam, your a genius ! Nike will love them. |
1.1827 |
0.04270 |
104 |
87 |
15 |
2 |
2597 |
He said he never studied law. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2598 |
It's amazing what Velcro can do! |
1.1827 |
0.04687 |
104 |
89 |
11 |
4 |
2599 |
So much for "the perfect crime." |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2600 |
I promised my mom I would never, ever do the same thing. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2601 |
That would be difficult without his walking stick. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2602 |
His GPS is on the fritz again |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2603 |
Bottom's up! |
1.1827 |
0.04687 |
104 |
89 |
11 |
4 |
2604 |
Boy he sure has gravitas. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2605 |
That doesn't look safe. |
1.1827 |
0.04882 |
104 |
90 |
9 |
5 |
2606 |
They always said he needs a seeing-eye dog to get around the corner. |
1.1827 |
0.04687 |
104 |
89 |
11 |
4 |
2607 |
Proof that the rules don't' apply to Donald, but at least he's going downhill! |
1.1827 |
0.04882 |
104 |
90 |
9 |
5 |
2608 |
Tag Patagonia when you post this on Instagram. |
1.1827 |
0.03807 |
104 |
85 |
19 |
0 |
2609 |
He's trying to downscale |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2610 |
He's just out to disprove the trekle-down theory. |
1.1827 |
0.04687 |
104 |
89 |
11 |
4 |
2611 |
Well, he does everything else ass-backwards, so why not now and here? |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2612 |
He said there would be a turnoff point. |
1.1827 |
0.04270 |
104 |
87 |
15 |
2 |
2613 |
Now those are great hiking boots! |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2614 |
Simple. His whole life has been downhill. |
1.1827 |
0.04270 |
104 |
87 |
15 |
2 |
2615 |
Dirk's really become quite the scofflaw. |
1.1827 |
0.05069 |
104 |
91 |
7 |
6 |
2616 |
I am not sure that is what the ranger meant when he said turn left at the tree. |
1.1827 |
0.04270 |
104 |
87 |
15 |
2 |
2617 |
These Anti-Reality Boots are great. |
1.1827 |
0.04270 |
104 |
87 |
15 |
2 |
2618 |
Fod God's sake, didn't anyone teach him which was is up? |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2619 |
Perspective boys, perspective! |
1.1827 |
0.04045 |
104 |
86 |
17 |
1 |
2620 |
I'm not following Lem until the reader twists the magazine 90 degrees to the right! |
1.1827 |
0.04882 |
104 |
90 |
9 |
5 |
2621 |
I don't know HOW Escher does it! |
1.1827 |
0.04687 |
104 |
89 |
11 |
4 |
2622 |
He really IS going to scale this thing backwards! |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2623 |
I think he's misunderstanding Einstein's theory of relativity, but don't tell him now. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2624 |
Sure it's amazing, but you think we should say something to Blind Willie? |
1.1827 |
0.04270 |
104 |
87 |
15 |
2 |
2625 |
Does he count as "boots on the ground?" |
1.1827 |
0.04045 |
104 |
86 |
17 |
1 |
2626 |
With Frank, it's not so much 'peculiarity' as 'perpendicularity!' |
1.1827 |
0.04270 |
104 |
87 |
15 |
2 |
2627 |
I could have sworn he said "uphill battle." |
1.1827 |
0.04270 |
104 |
87 |
15 |
2 |
2628 |
He wasn't kidding about his new shoes. |
1.1827 |
0.04270 |
104 |
87 |
15 |
2 |
2629 |
It's the old lemming trick---we're supposed to just follow...... |
1.1827 |
0.04687 |
104 |
89 |
11 |
4 |
2630 |
Damn hippie. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2631 |
He calls it 'BASE walking.' |
1.1827 |
0.04687 |
104 |
89 |
11 |
4 |
2632 |
It's all about properly fitting boots, gentlemen. |
1.1827 |
0.04045 |
104 |
86 |
17 |
1 |
2633 |
"He's field testing the iPhone 8 prototype". |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2634 |
Well, he said that it was stronger than Velcro. |
1.1827 |
0.04270 |
104 |
87 |
15 |
2 |
2635 |
He always has to be right. |
1.1827 |
0.04687 |
104 |
89 |
11 |
4 |
2636 |
Jesus, I’m taking the elevator. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2637 |
Orthogonal or perpendicular, either way you're just crazy |
1.1827 |
0.04270 |
104 |
87 |
15 |
2 |
2638 |
Maybe the rumors about his father being a mountain goat are true after all. |
1.1827 |
0.04687 |
104 |
89 |
11 |
4 |
2639 |
He did say that trekking down would be easier, didn't he? |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2640 |
Off the beaten path, huh? This way. |
1.1827 |
0.04882 |
104 |
90 |
9 |
5 |
2641 |
Just follow me, it's all the way downhill from here. |
1.1827 |
0.04882 |
104 |
90 |
9 |
5 |
2642 |
He's testing his new gecko grip soles. So far they seem to be working. |
1.1827 |
0.04045 |
104 |
86 |
17 |
1 |
2643 |
They say it is a lot like fire walking only you dig in your toes. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2644 |
It's going to pound your quadriceps. |
1.1827 |
0.04270 |
104 |
87 |
15 |
2 |
2645 |
Conceited jerk. Probably thinks he can walk on water, too. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2646 |
Good luck walking that one back! |
1.1827 |
0.04687 |
104 |
89 |
11 |
4 |
2647 |
I didn’t mind when he turned our water into wine but this is ridiculous. |
1.1827 |
0.04882 |
104 |
90 |
9 |
5 |
2648 |
One repays a teacher badly if one always remains nothing but a pupil. |
1.1827 |
0.03807 |
104 |
85 |
19 |
0 |
2649 |
Ugh, You should have seen him in crossfit |
1.1827 |
0.04882 |
104 |
90 |
9 |
5 |
2650 |
He got bored with walking on water. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2651 |
He told me Bungee Jumping was too dangerous! |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2652 |
[Turn the page sideways.] |
1.1827 |
0.04687 |
104 |
89 |
11 |
4 |
2653 |
That look like fun. We're gonna turn the page one quarter to the left and try it ourselves. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2654 |
Slightly braggadocious if you ask me... |
1.1827 |
0.04270 |
104 |
87 |
15 |
2 |
2655 |
He's field-testing Donald Trump's new line of hiking gear. |
1.1827 |
0.05069 |
104 |
91 |
7 |
6 |
2656 |
No! No! No! I said to take a sharp RIGHT turn! |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2657 |
He dropped his new ear buds. |
1.1827 |
0.04687 |
104 |
89 |
11 |
4 |
2658 |
Let us know if you think it's too steep! |
1.1827 |
0.04270 |
104 |
87 |
15 |
2 |
2659 |
He said because it's there. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2660 |
Going down is always the hard part. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2661 |
Frank, wait! Larry and I never saw 'Inception!' |
1.1827 |
0.04882 |
104 |
90 |
9 |
5 |
2662 |
He said the Gorilla Glue would work |
1.1827 |
0.04270 |
104 |
87 |
15 |
2 |
2663 |
Gotta love that high-tech hiking stick. |
1.1827 |
0.04270 |
104 |
87 |
15 |
2 |
2664 |
I don,t want to race him to the bottom. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2665 |
It started after he did the Camino de Santiago . |
1.1827 |
0.04882 |
104 |
90 |
9 |
5 |
2666 |
Don't jump until you reach bottom |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2667 |
We may have to leave him behind if he insists on walking backward the entire way. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2668 |
That's why I wanted to go first. He's always showing off. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2669 |
His therapist recommended the route. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2670 |
The Hikers Improv Club put the statue there earlier this year. |
1.1827 |
0.04687 |
104 |
89 |
11 |
4 |
2671 |
It's all a matter getting the right perspective. |
1.1827 |
0.04270 |
104 |
87 |
15 |
2 |
2672 |
This explains why his trail name is lemming |
1.1827 |
0.04687 |
104 |
89 |
11 |
4 |
2673 |
Jesus! Those new hiking boots ARE good! |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2674 |
Are you a leader or a follower? |
1.1827 |
0.04270 |
104 |
87 |
15 |
2 |
2675 |
"I thought I could, I thought I could. |
1.1827 |
0.04687 |
104 |
89 |
11 |
4 |
2676 |
And last year's vacation to Cancun? He walked on water. |
1.1827 |
0.04687 |
104 |
89 |
11 |
4 |
2677 |
A roadrunner showed him how.... |
1.1827 |
0.04270 |
104 |
87 |
15 |
2 |
2678 |
At least he caught that Pokémon |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2679 |
UNTIL YOU WALK IN ANOTHER MAN'S SHOES ... |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2680 |
Now that's moonwalking at its finest! |
1.1827 |
0.04882 |
104 |
90 |
9 |
5 |
2681 |
Alright, we believe you. You don't need to go back for the rope. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2682 |
Maybe we should try some of that ayahuasca. |
1.1827 |
0.04270 |
104 |
87 |
15 |
2 |
2683 |
I"m not so sure about the map. |
1.1810 |
0.04645 |
105 |
90 |
11 |
4 |
2684 |
Must be the spider smoothies. |
1.1810 |
0.04232 |
105 |
88 |
15 |
2 |
2685 |
I'm doing it because I can't. |
1.1810 |
0.04838 |
105 |
91 |
9 |
5 |
2686 |
This hiking is getting me down. |
1.1810 |
0.04838 |
105 |
91 |
9 |
5 |
2687 |
He escaped the city, and physics. |
1.1810 |
0.04645 |
105 |
90 |
11 |
4 |
2688 |
He said, "Just do it." |
1.1810 |
0.04645 |
105 |
90 |
11 |
4 |
2689 |
But he probably can't go backwards. |
1.1810 |
0.04232 |
105 |
88 |
15 |
2 |
2690 |
Maybe so, but I never saw a mountain goat as sure-footed as that. |
1.1810 |
0.05024 |
105 |
92 |
7 |
6 |
2691 |
Stuart...how high are we? |
1.1810 |
0.04645 |
105 |
90 |
11 |
4 |
2692 |
Well, our guide *did* say this trail was off the beaten path... |
1.1810 |
0.04010 |
105 |
87 |
17 |
1 |
2693 |
Maybe it's just about perspective. |
1.1810 |
0.04232 |
105 |
88 |
15 |
2 |
2694 |
Lemming family outing. |
1.1810 |
0.04232 |
105 |
88 |
15 |
2 |
2695 |
He's making America great again. |
1.1810 |
0.04232 |
105 |
88 |
15 |
2 |
2696 |
Wow, I've got to get me a pair of those boots! |
1.1765 |
0.04041 |
102 |
85 |
16 |
1 |
2697 |
"I'm surprised, his brother died walking on water". |
1.1765 |
0.04707 |
102 |
88 |
10 |
4 |
2698 |
I wonder if he can walk on water as well. |
1.1765 |
0.04496 |
102 |
87 |
12 |
3 |
2699 |
Don't you see? There's nowhere to fall. |
1.1765 |
0.04041 |
102 |
85 |
16 |
1 |
2700 |
He's wearing Apple Boots |
1.1765 |
0.04909 |
102 |
89 |
8 |
5 |
2701 |
It's all about the boots. |
1.1765 |
0.04275 |
102 |
86 |
14 |
2 |
2702 |
So much for the old saw that going down is harder than climbing up. |
1.1765 |
0.04041 |
102 |
85 |
16 |
1 |
2703 |
I said I would follow him anywhere but..... |
1.1765 |
0.04707 |
102 |
88 |
10 |
4 |
2704 |
I want to know where he bought those hiking boots. |
1.1765 |
0.04496 |
102 |
87 |
12 |
3 |
2705 |
Just hold that pose - we're getting our paints out |
1.1765 |
0.04041 |
102 |
85 |
16 |
1 |
2706 |
On second thought I'll just take the bus |
1.1765 |
0.04496 |
102 |
87 |
12 |
3 |
2707 |
He's defied every other law - why not gravity? |
1.1765 |
0.03793 |
102 |
84 |
18 |
0 |
2708 |
I'm getting sick of those gravity deniers. |
1.1765 |
0.03793 |
102 |
84 |
18 |
0 |
2709 |
I gotta say, what this base hiking thing lacks in exhilaration it sure makes up in suspense. |
1.1765 |
0.04707 |
102 |
88 |
10 |
4 |
2710 |
Now THAT'S a great pair of boots! |
1.1765 |
0.04275 |
102 |
86 |
14 |
2 |
2711 |
-You go next. -No, please, after you. |
1.1765 |
0.04707 |
102 |
88 |
10 |
4 |
2712 |
He has such faith in his GPS; last week he walked on water. |
1.1765 |
0.04909 |
102 |
89 |
8 |
5 |
2713 |
He's a real show off with those new shoes. |
1.1765 |
0.04496 |
102 |
87 |
12 |
3 |
2714 |
Wish I bought that stock he recommended. |
1.1765 |
0.04496 |
102 |
87 |
12 |
3 |
2715 |
Follow me and whatever you do, don't look down. |
1.1765 |
0.04041 |
102 |
85 |
16 |
1 |
2716 |
Simply the greatest that ever was |
1.1765 |
0.04496 |
102 |
87 |
12 |
3 |
2717 |
Don't startle him. |
1.1765 |
0.03793 |
102 |
84 |
18 |
0 |
2718 |
I'll bet he can't walk backwards |
1.1765 |
0.04275 |
102 |
86 |
14 |
2 |
2719 |
It's as mental as it is physical. |
1.1765 |
0.04707 |
102 |
88 |
10 |
4 |
2720 |
If you think this is good, just wait until you see him moon walk! |
1.1765 |
0.04275 |
102 |
86 |
14 |
2 |
2721 |
I’m not a judgmental guy, but a mile in his moccasins, I don’t think so. |
1.1765 |
0.05103 |
102 |
90 |
6 |
6 |
2722 |
Damn, I want those shoes. |
1.1765 |
0.04707 |
102 |
88 |
10 |
4 |
2723 |
I knew he could walk on water, but this is ridiculous. |
1.1765 |
0.04496 |
102 |
87 |
12 |
3 |
2724 |
Who knew his diplomatic immunity extended beyond federal laws? |
1.1765 |
0.04707 |
102 |
88 |
10 |
4 |
2725 |
And to think last week he didn't like heights |
1.1765 |
0.04496 |
102 |
87 |
12 |
3 |
2726 |
Well, at least he had the decency not to say "Follow me." |
1.1765 |
0.04041 |
102 |
85 |
16 |
1 |
2727 |
He left the sun screen down there. |
1.1765 |
0.04275 |
102 |
86 |
14 |
2 |
2728 |
We decided to take the elevator. |
1.1765 |
0.04909 |
102 |
89 |
8 |
5 |
2729 |
I guess he'll start crawling again when he reaches the bottom. |
1.1765 |
0.04275 |
102 |
86 |
14 |
2 |
2730 |
That GoPro makes him reckless. |
1.1765 |
0.04041 |
102 |
85 |
16 |
1 |
2731 |
Yeah. Let's jump and skip the scenics. |
1.1765 |
0.04707 |
102 |
88 |
10 |
4 |
2732 |
Sue, I don't think this is our correct tour. |
1.1765 |
0.04707 |
102 |
88 |
10 |
4 |
2733 |
OK. Do the Moonwalking now. |
1.1765 |
0.04909 |
102 |
89 |
8 |
5 |
2734 |
Now we know why he insisted on wearing cleats. |
1.1765 |
0.04496 |
102 |
87 |
12 |
3 |
2735 |
I always heard the return was easier. |
1.1765 |
0.03793 |
102 |
84 |
18 |
0 |
2736 |
That’s not what I meant when I said stick to the path! |
1.1765 |
0.04275 |
102 |
86 |
14 |
2 |
2737 |
I don't think he understands the concept of gravity. |
1.1765 |
0.04496 |
102 |
87 |
12 |
3 |
2738 |
Is this another case of the blind leading the blind? |
1.1765 |
0.04707 |
102 |
88 |
10 |
4 |
2739 |
How far do you think he’ll go before he loses his stick? |
1.1765 |
0.04707 |
102 |
88 |
10 |
4 |
2740 |
Just wait, that beard will only take him so far. |
1.1765 |
0.04275 |
102 |
86 |
14 |
2 |
2741 |
Those Swiss are born hikers! |
1.1765 |
0.03793 |
102 |
84 |
18 |
0 |
2742 |
and he can walk on water too.... |
1.1765 |
0.04275 |
102 |
86 |
14 |
2 |
2743 |
He knows his way around here. |
1.1765 |
0.04041 |
102 |
85 |
16 |
1 |
2744 |
Maybe the premium boots are worth it. |
1.1765 |
0.04496 |
102 |
87 |
12 |
3 |
2745 |
I've never thought of it that way. |
1.1765 |
0.04275 |
102 |
86 |
14 |
2 |
2746 |
Let us know how that's working for you. |
1.1765 |
0.04275 |
102 |
86 |
14 |
2 |
2747 |
Gravity, fer chrissakes, Frank, Gravity! |
1.1765 |
0.04707 |
102 |
88 |
10 |
4 |
2748 |
How's the view from there? |
1.1765 |
0.04275 |
102 |
86 |
14 |
2 |
2749 |
Man! I wish I had boots like his. |
1.1765 |
0.04275 |
102 |
86 |
14 |
2 |
2750 |
He'll try anything to find a short cut |
1.1765 |
0.04707 |
102 |
88 |
10 |
4 |
2751 |
Those Velcro shoes are an asset to his "Pokemon Go" game. |
1.1748 |
0.04455 |
103 |
88 |
12 |
3 |
2752 |
No! I said we go high when they go low... |
1.1748 |
0.04664 |
103 |
89 |
10 |
4 |
2753 |
I am not falling for that trick again, Spiderman |
1.1731 |
0.04199 |
104 |
88 |
14 |
2 |
2754 |
I guess he was right, gravity is just a theory |
1.1731 |
0.03970 |
104 |
87 |
16 |
1 |
2755 |
He's going to the debates. |
1.1683 |
0.04465 |
101 |
87 |
11 |
3 |
2756 |
It's even steeper further down. |
1.1683 |
0.03997 |
101 |
85 |
15 |
1 |
2757 |
But you always told us not to walk away from our problems! |
1.1683 |
0.04465 |
101 |
87 |
11 |
3 |
2758 |
Good luck following that! |
1.1683 |
0.04238 |
101 |
86 |
13 |
2 |
2759 |
Fiber. |
1.1683 |
0.04465 |
101 |
87 |
11 |
3 |
2760 |
He likes to take shortcuts. |
1.1683 |
0.03997 |
101 |
85 |
15 |
1 |
2761 |
Putting Sticky rice on your shoes really does work. |
1.1683 |
0.04889 |
101 |
89 |
7 |
5 |
2762 |
They say that the tour guides are reliable people. |
1.1683 |
0.04238 |
101 |
86 |
13 |
2 |
2763 |
It's also a gyroscopic selfie stick. |
1.1683 |
0.04465 |
101 |
87 |
11 |
3 |
2764 |
.... but my mother's not here, so maybe I will just follow him.... |
1.1683 |
0.04238 |
101 |
86 |
13 |
2 |
2765 |
Jeremy! You can see the birds fine from up here! |
1.1683 |
0.04238 |
101 |
86 |
13 |
2 |
2766 |
Try to not dislodge any rocks. |
1.1683 |
0.04238 |
101 |
86 |
13 |
2 |
2767 |
Oops, I think he dropped his phone. |
1.1683 |
0.03997 |
101 |
85 |
15 |
1 |
2768 |
You think we should follow him? |
1.1683 |
0.04465 |
101 |
87 |
11 |
3 |
2769 |
Despite his celebrity, Malcolm has always stayed grounded. |
1.1683 |
0.04238 |
101 |
86 |
13 |
2 |
2770 |
What a time to be alive. Now it's downhill both ways! |
1.1683 |
0.04682 |
101 |
88 |
9 |
4 |
2771 |
He's always been an early adopter. |
1.1683 |
0.04465 |
101 |
87 |
11 |
3 |
2772 |
Now that's something you don't see everyday, someone is actually moon walking up Half Dome. |
1.1683 |
0.04889 |
101 |
89 |
7 |
5 |
2773 |
I guess the Earth really is square. |
1.1683 |
0.04238 |
101 |
86 |
13 |
2 |
2774 |
OK , Bob , what was in the Kool-Aid ? |
1.1683 |
0.04238 |
101 |
86 |
13 |
2 |
2775 |
They call it "Perpendicular Vertigo." |
1.1683 |
0.04238 |
101 |
86 |
13 |
2 |
2776 |
Joe never did like to stop and enjoy the view. |
1.1683 |
0.04238 |
101 |
86 |
13 |
2 |
2777 |
With his bad knees, he'll never make it past that first protruding boulder. |
1.1683 |
0.04682 |
101 |
88 |
9 |
4 |
2778 |
Are they waterproof? |
1.1683 |
0.04682 |
101 |
88 |
9 |
4 |
2779 |
If you find a barista, we want caramel drizzle on our caffè macchiatos |
1.1683 |
0.04465 |
101 |
87 |
11 |
3 |
2780 |
Being blind, and eating beans, has always kept Brother Bernard safe... |
1.1683 |
0.04682 |
101 |
88 |
9 |
4 |
2781 |
That requires a leap of faith. |
1.1683 |
0.04889 |
101 |
89 |
7 |
5 |
2782 |
OK, Herb. You're next. |
1.1683 |
0.04682 |
101 |
88 |
9 |
4 |