Contest #539


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539


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2016-10-03
Voting ended -
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Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2016-10-16 (estimated)
Number of captions 4827
Number of responses 555190
Number of participants 30823


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I don't think he realizes the gravity of the situation. 1.7989 0.02914 746 326 244 176
1 Wait, the GPS is recalculating 1.7724 0.02908 681 291 254 136
2 Now THAT'S the road less traveled! 1.7477 0.02922 646 280 249 117
3 Thank God. For a moment there, I thought he was going to jump! 1.6739 0.03693 463 246 122 95
4 I think I will unfollow him 1.6717 0.03546 460 233 145 82
5 He doesn't seem to appreciate the gravity of his situation. 1.6614 0.03784 440 238 113 89
6 He'll have to wait for us anyway. I've got the car keys. 1.6393 0.03864 402 219 109 74
7 He may be taking the whole "road less travelled" thing too far. 1.6377 0.03923 334 168 119 47
8 He's bluffing. 1.6189 0.03952 370 204 103 63
9 I don't think Bob understands the gravity of the situation. 1.6143 0.03959 363 200 103 60
10 Recalculating... 1.6085 0.04132 355 204 86 65
11 I thought he lived in a parallel universe, but it's really perpendicular. 1.5942 0.04055 345 196 93 56
12 That's it; I'm unfollowing him as of right now! 1.5931 0.04221 317 180 86 51
13 So much for making it look like an accident. 1.5910 0.04217 335 196 80 59
14 If they turn this picture the other way, we're in trouble. 1.5866 0.04324 329 197 71 61
15 Hiking in Colorado sure has changed since legalization. 1.5759 0.04313 316 188 74 54
16 After five hours of 'Val-deri, Val-dera,' I really don't care what happens to him. 1.5737 0.04944 251 153 52 46
17 Clearly, he doesn't understand the gravity of the situation. 1.5732 0.04313 314 187 74 53
18 I'm fine with taking the long way. 1.5719 0.04081 313 177 93 43
19 Good thing this is the last item on his Bucket List. 1.5668 0.04221 307 179 82 46
20 I'm not so inclined. 1.5663 0.04274 309 183 77 49
21 Well, what's amazing to me is that he's doing it backwards! 1.5654 0.04333 306 183 73 50
22 I wonder when he's gonna look up from his phone. 1.5604 0.04477 298 183 63 52
23 Not the direction I would have gone. 1.5589 0.03951 297 163 102 32
24 I don't think he fully appreciates the gravity of the situation. 1.5574 0.04347 296 177 73 46
25 He takes everything so laterally. 1.5574 0.04075 296 167 93 36
26 I take mountaineering seriously, but he just does it on the side. 1.5544 0.04264 294 173 79 42
27 He's a great guy but he has very few followers. 1.5529 0.04137 293 168 88 37
28 If he comes back up.....THEN I'll be impressed. 1.5517 0.04141 290 166 88 36
29 I think it's the road less traveled for a reason. 1.5486 0.04279 288 170 78 40
30 Hold on it's recalculating. 1.5470 0.04205 287 167 83 37
31 He did say the last mile was all down hill. 1.5470 0.04403 287 174 69 44
32 I'm rethinking how much I want this merit badge. 1.5451 0.04165 288 167 85 36
33 He seems to have missed the gravity of the situation. 1.5409 0.04421 281 171 68 42
34 He's moonwalking into Ripley's. 1.5409 0.04363 281 169 72 40
35 Ten bucks says his hat falls off. 1.5409 0.04154 281 162 86 33
36 Why did we let him carry the lunches? 1.5396 0.04126 278 159 88 31
37 Would it kill you to ask for directions? 1.5379 0.04353 277 166 73 38
38 I don't think he appreciates the gravity of the situation. 1.5362 0.04543 276 172 60 44
39 He's got the damn beer 1.5348 0.04278 273 161 78 34
40 I think he doesn't understand the gravity of the situation. 1.5343 0.04673 277 178 50 49
41 It's the last thing on his bucket list. 1.5331 0.04415 272 165 69 38
42 "He has the car keys". 1.5331 0.04507 272 168 63 41
43 Remember when we just wanted boots to be waterproof? 1.5281 0.04511 267 165 63 39
44 Bob prefers the road less traveled. 1.5281 0.04448 267 163 67 37
45 Good thing he's blind. 1.5279 0.04607 269 170 56 43
46 So why does he need the stick? 1.5277 0.04304 271 162 75 34
47 He doesn't seem to understand the gravity of his situation 1.5221 0.04657 272 176 50 46
48 After you. 1.5192 0.04542 260 162 61 37
49 Well—what if he’s right, and gravity is ‘just another hoax’? 1.5192 0.04443 260 159 67 34
50 Siri told him it was the fastest route back to camp. 1.5174 0.04319 259 155 74 30
51 I'm not sure he understands the gravity of the situation. 1.5155 0.04503 258 160 63 35
52 That's nothing. Watch how he comes back up. 1.5155 0.04469 258 159 65 34
53 He transitions well from landscape to portrait. 1.5137 0.04440 255 156 67 32
54 Well, that explains the difficulty rating. 1.5098 0.04371 255 155 70 30
55 I'm so impressed that I don't have the heart to tell him he's going in the wrong direction. 1.5096 0.04397 261 161 67 33
56 I don't think he recognizes the gravity of his situation. 1.5080 0.04818 250 164 45 41
57 I really think he doesn't understand the gravity of the situation. 1.5079 0.04516 252 157 62 33
58 When he said there was a 90 degree turn up ahead, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.5060 0.04339 249 150 72 27
59 I don't think he understands the gravity of his situation. 1.5060 0.04731 249 161 50 38
60 I love a good cliffhanger 1.5040 0.04882 248 165 41 42
61 Whatever you do, don't wake him up. 1.5020 0.04504 245 152 63 30
62 He's taking the road less traveled. 1.5000 0.04389 248 152 68 28
63 He doesn't just talk the talk. 1.5000 0.04555 244 153 60 31
64 Those who live by the GPS will die by the GPS 1.4959 0.04517 244 153 61 30
65 I'm not falling for that. 1.4959 0.04802 242 159 46 37
66 Dad, we've been rethinking that bit about 'following in your footsteps.' 1.4958 0.04339 240 145 71 24
67 It's the last item on his bucket list. 1.4937 0.04664 239 153 54 32
68 Should we tell him about the rope? 1.4937 0.04392 239 146 68 25
69 Part lemming, part idiot. 1.4916 0.04602 238 151 57 30
70 Let's see how far he gets first. 1.4916 0.04679 238 153 53 32
71 I don’t think he understands the gravity of the situation. 1.4895 0.04510 239 150 61 28
72 No, you go next. 1.4872 0.04501 234 146 62 26
73 He said it was easier than watching the debates. 1.4872 0.04778 234 153 48 33
74 If he walks back up, then I'll be impressed. 1.4872 0.04700 234 151 52 31
75 That's why its called the 'theory' of gravity. 1.4872 0.04542 234 147 60 27
76 He fails to understand the gravity of the situation. 1.4872 0.04661 234 150 54 30
77 You should have seen him back there on the lake 1.4850 0.04755 233 152 49 32
78 He doesn't appreciate the gravity of the situation. 1.4850 0.04755 233 152 49 32
79 That's a good eight inches further than the last guy. 1.4828 0.04446 232 144 64 24
80 Remember. One with soy and one with skim. 1.4828 0.04847 232 154 44 34
81 Never tell a Cirque du Soleil performer to take a hike. 1.4826 0.04345 230 140 69 21
82 Hope he makes it down before he wakes up. 1.4803 0.04655 229 147 54 28
83 He's right. He's going to beat us to the car. 1.4803 0.04530 229 144 60 25
84 Now that's faith in your GPS. 1.4803 0.04269 229 138 72 19
85 Do you think we should wake him up? 1.4758 0.04768 227 149 48 30
86 I prefer living on the ledge. 1.4756 0.04545 225 142 59 24
87 Well, so much for your slippery slope argument. 1.4756 0.04589 225 143 57 25
88 I never totally bought the whole Newton thing. 1.4756 0.04545 225 142 59 24
89 Just admit you took us the wrong way. 1.4756 0.04758 225 147 49 29
90 I'm sticking with the one more traveled. 1.4737 0.04370 228 141 66 21
91 This is where the trail becomes technically difficult. 1.4732 0.04559 224 142 58 24
92 How far do you think he'll get before he notices he's holding his GPS upside-down? 1.4732 0.04732 224 146 50 28
93 Alphabetically, I believe you're next. 1.4711 0.04500 225 142 60 23
94 Let's not mistake his confidence for leadership. 1.4709 0.04789 223 147 47 29
95 Apparently he doesn't realize the gravity of the situation. 1.4709 0.04873 223 149 43 31
96 He doesn't understand the gravity of the situation. 1.4688 0.04814 224 149 45 30
97 I thought this only happens in cartoons. 1.4685 0.04632 222 143 54 25
98 According to Google Maps, he’s on the fastest route. 1.4685 0.04360 222 137 66 19
99 He just doesn't understand the gravity of the situation. 1.4682 0.04663 220 142 53 25
100 I thought he was bluffing. 1.4682 0.04663 220 142 53 25
101 That's amazing. How does he keep his hat on? 1.4682 0.04752 220 144 49 27
102 He just doesn't get the gravity of the situation. 1.4661 0.04603 221 142 55 24
103 Wow. I wonder what the advanced trail looks like. 1.4658 0.04402 219 136 64 19
104 Yeah, he can walk the walk, but can he talk the talk? 1.4658 0.04940 219 148 40 31
105 He's no fun to swim with either. 1.4658 0.04588 219 140 56 23
106 Recalculating route. 1.4658 0.04588 219 140 56 23
107 Wait a second, he has the snacks! 1.4658 0.04588 219 140 56 23
108 I'm not going to fall for that. 1.4612 0.04540 219 140 57 22
109 He has no idea of the gravity of this situation! 1.4608 0.04709 217 142 50 25
110 That kind of defines the road less travelled. 1.4608 0.04331 217 134 66 17
111 Explain to me again why he can't just go behind the tree like we did. 1.4605 0.04787 215 142 47 26
112 It's tremendous what one can accomplish with sheer ignorance 1.4605 0.04695 215 140 51 24
113 Now that's what I call taking the road less traveled. 1.4583 0.04585 216 139 55 22
114 We're not falling for that routine! 1.4583 0.04859 216 145 43 28
115 You think that's impressive? Wait 'til we get to the lake. 1.4579 0.04663 214 139 52 23
116 Damn you Escher!!! 1.4579 0.04756 214 141 48 25
117 Never wake him up when he does this. 1.4579 0.04471 214 135 60 19
118 Edgar always did take the road less traveled. 1.4566 0.04630 219 143 52 24
119 Well sure, if you want to spend that much money on boots. 1.4566 0.04538 219 141 56 22
120 If anyone can get to the bottom of this, he can. 1.4550 0.04662 211 137 52 22
121 Worst guide ever. 1.4524 0.04726 210 138 49 23
122 Rookie mistake. 1.4524 0.04677 210 137 51 22
123 He doesn't believe in climate change either. 1.4498 0.04593 209 135 54 20
124 He always takes the path of least resistance. 1.4471 0.04608 208 135 53 20
125 I knew we shouldn't have let Escher carry the map. 1.4471 0.04608 208 135 53 20
126 The first few steps are scary; after that it's all downhill. 1.4471 0.04948 208 142 39 27
127 Follow me. I know a slower way. 1.4471 0.04608 208 135 53 20
128 He obviously does not appreciate the gravity of the situation 1.4471 0.04995 208 143 37 28
129 3...2....1. OK Hank, now open your eyes! 1.4466 0.04937 206 140 40 26
130 I don't care what Simon says. 1.4466 0.04640 206 134 52 20
131 I just don't have the inclination for this. 1.4466 0.04484 206 131 58 17
132 So that's what he meant when he said his shoes sucked. 1.4466 0.04888 206 139 42 25
133 He doesn't believe in global warming either. 1.4466 0.04691 206 135 50 21
134 He must not understand the gravity of the situation. 1.4444 0.04965 207 142 38 27
135 Up to you. I'm going to take the stairs. 1.4444 0.04520 207 133 56 18
136 Next time, I'll choose the guide. 1.4439 0.04655 205 134 51 20
137 When he gets to the bottom he’ll throw a rope back up to us. 1.4439 0.04603 205 133 53 19
138 There is a steep learning curve. 1.4439 0.04806 205 137 45 23
139 He says it's the last thing on his bucket list. 1.4439 0.04706 205 135 49 21
140 The first recorded descent of Mt. Velcro. 1.4439 0.04706 205 135 49 21
141 He enjoys fall hikes 1.4412 0.05114 204 143 32 29
142 He said it isn't a law, it's only a suggestion. 1.4406 0.04755 202 134 47 21
143 I just don't think he understands the gravity of the situation. 1.4390 0.04803 205 138 44 23
144 He’s wearing his Lululemmings. 1.4385 0.05522 187 135 22 30
145 That's gotta be tough on the knees. 1.4378 0.04446 201 128 58 15
146 I’m not falling for that again. 1.4378 0.04873 201 136 42 23
147 I don't think Frank understands the gravity of the situation. 1.4378 0.04974 201 138 38 25
148 We're gonna take the path more traveled by. 1.4350 0.04890 200 136 41 23
149 I wonder how far he gets before he wakes up 1.4322 0.04416 199 127 58 14
150 There must be a reason it’s less traveled. 1.4322 0.04473 199 128 56 15
151 If I said it once, I've said it a thousand times, you never ever buy a 'GPS' from a dollar store. 1.4322 0.04748 199 133 46 20
152 Shall we wake him up? 1.4293 0.04709 198 132 47 19
153 We knew he could talk the talk ... 1.4293 0.04922 198 136 39 23
154 And don't come back. 1.4293 0.05025 198 138 35 25
155 Just wait til he finds out he left his car keys up here. 1.4293 0.04922 198 136 39 23
156 He skipped orientation. 1.4286 0.05012 196 136 36 24
157 This whole time I thought he only defied logic. 1.4286 0.04853 196 133 42 21
158 Well, one of us is wrong. 1.4286 0.04575 196 128 52 16
159 He is too big to fall. 1.4286 0.04906 196 134 40 22
160 So, we're finally here: the Escher Pass. 1.4286 0.05216 196 140 28 28
161 They say his father was a Sherpa. And his mother was a goat. 1.4264 0.04886 197 135 40 22
162 Bob's opting for the road less traveled.... 1.4256 0.04646 195 129 49 17
163 This is nothing. When I was a kid, we had to go downhill both ways. 1.4256 0.05081 195 137 33 25
164 I think he's underestimating the gravity of the situation. 1.4256 0.04703 195 130 47 18
165 He doesn't recognize the gravity of his situation 1.4256 0.04923 195 134 39 22
166 That's nothing. Just wait until we get to the lake. 1.4249 0.04905 193 132 40 21
167 He gives a whole new perspective to "sidewalk." 1.4249 0.05014 193 134 36 23
168 Yet, he continues to deny the affair his mother had with that gecko. 1.4249 0.04960 193 133 38 22
169 So now gravity is a hoax. 1.4249 0.05173 193 137 30 26
170 The trick is to walk VERY fast. 1.4249 0.04680 193 128 48 17
171 If he wakes up, it"s over. 1.4249 0.04563 193 126 52 15
172 That is why I don't use GPS. 1.4249 0.04850 193 131 42 20
173 His learning curve was very steep. 1.4219 0.04695 192 128 47 17
174 He's definitely going to get to Scotland before us. 1.4219 0.04695 192 128 47 17
175 Did he give you the keys to the car? 1.4219 0.04752 192 129 45 18
176 These days, confidence is more important than the facts 1.4219 0.04810 192 130 43 19
177 I don't think he knows the gravity of his situation. 1.4213 0.04775 197 134 43 20
178 Well, that's definitely the path less taken! 1.4213 0.04553 197 130 51 16
179 Bill you have the map upside down 1.4188 0.05103 191 135 32 24
180 I think he just discovered the path less taken. 1.4188 0.04651 191 127 48 16
181 That's why it's called Mount Velcro. 1.4188 0.05210 191 137 28 26
182 You know, sometimes that "different drummer" is just a bad musician. 1.4188 0.04710 191 128 46 17
183 Shhh…don't wake him up. 1.4180 0.04803 189 128 43 18
184 You follow him. I'll wait up here. 1.4180 0.05143 189 134 31 24
185 It's even more impressive that he's doing it backwards. 1.4180 0.04744 189 127 45 17
186 That's the least annoying thing he's done all day. 1.4180 0.05032 189 132 35 22
187 Wait for it... 1.4167 0.05081 192 136 32 24
188 I'm not sure he appreciates the gravity of the situation. 1.4158 0.04783 190 129 43 18
189 That was cool the first few times...now it's just irritating. 1.4158 0.04665 190 127 47 16
190 To the lemmings, he's a god. 1.4149 0.04993 188 131 36 21
191 Very impressive... but Ginger Rogers did it in high heels. 1.4149 0.04936 188 130 38 20
192 The traction is great, but they could use better arch support. 1.4149 0.04819 188 128 42 18
193 He finally went over the edge. 1.4149 0.04451 188 122 54 12
194 Apparently, he's not so inclined. 1.4149 0.04699 188 126 46 16
195 So that's why they call this Velcro Peak. 1.4145 0.04785 193 132 42 19
196 Was it unwise to pick a guide named Cliff Walker? 1.4127 0.05083 189 134 32 23
197 See!? Told you! It's the same with evolution, it's just a "theory". 1.4118 0.05123 187 133 31 23
198 It's a trick, don't fall for it. 1.4108 0.04294 185 118 58 9
199 So that's why Sam was studying his cliff notes! 1.4108 0.04811 185 126 42 17
200 I told you! He doesn't understand the gravity of the situation 1.4108 0.05049 185 130 34 21
201 If you turn the page sideways we're the brave ones 1.4108 0.04749 185 125 44 16
202 This is the last item on his bucket list. 1.4108 0.04811 185 126 42 17
203 With you does it always have to be the road less traveled? 1.4108 0.04871 185 127 40 18
204 It's not just Fred, the whole damn country's going downhill. 1.4108 0.04991 185 129 36 20
205 I don't care what Google map says. 1.4108 0.04811 185 126 42 17
206 Do you think he appreciates the gravity of his situation? 1.4108 0.04991 185 129 36 20
207 Ten to one he chickens out and turns around. 1.4108 0.04749 185 125 44 16
208 Not just anyone can take the path less travelled. 1.4098 0.04527 183 120 51 12
209 He always did take the road less traveled. 1.4098 0.04785 183 124 43 16
210 You're doing great, just don't look up! 1.4098 0.04909 183 126 39 18
211 It starts getting interesting when he wakes up. 1.4096 0.04694 188 127 45 16
212 You tell him. 1.4078 0.04923 179 123 39 17
213 When WE were kids, we walked up and down THREE cliffs every day just to get to school! 1.4076 0.05007 184 129 35 20
214 Do you think he understands the gravity of his situation? 1.4076 0.04948 184 128 37 19
215 Don't look up. 1.4076 0.05066 184 130 33 21
216 Vertical is the new horizontal. 1.4076 0.04702 184 124 45 15
217 He always takes the road less-traveled. 1.4076 0.04573 184 122 49 13
218 That's the last time I use a Groupon for a sherpa. 1.4076 0.04887 184 127 39 18
219 He just doesn't realize the gravity of his situation. 1.4076 0.04948 184 128 37 19
220 He won't change until he hits rock bottom. 1.4076 0.04702 184 124 45 15
221 He says he's scared of heights, but not of depth. 1.4076 0.04826 184 126 41 17
222 Worst trail guide ever. 1.4074 0.04966 189 133 35 21
223 This gives 'vertically challenged' a whole new meaning. 1.4054 0.05044 185 131 33 21
224 A great climber but no sense of direction. 1.4054 0.04744 185 126 43 16
225 Google Maps says we're just a few hundred feet away. 1.4044 0.04587 183 122 48 13
226 I think I'll take the stairs. 1.4044 0.04903 183 127 38 18
227 I wonder if Roger realizes the gravity of this situation. 1.4044 0.04716 183 124 44 15
228 No please, after you. 1.4044 0.04842 183 126 40 17
229 Sure, he's anti-gravity. But what is he for? 1.4044 0.05200 183 132 28 23
230 Looks like he's finally gone over the edge! 1.4044 0.04716 183 124 44 15
231 Now, on the count of three, shout "Open your eyes!" 1.4044 0.05200 183 132 28 23
232 If anyone rotates this page 90 degrees clockwise, we're in trouble. 1.4044 0.05200 183 132 28 23
233 It's obvious, he doesn't appreciate the gravity of the situation. 1.4044 0.04903 183 127 38 18
234 He always insists on taking the road less traveled. 1.4011 0.04600 182 122 47 13
235 That's the path less traveled. 1.4000 0.04701 180 122 44 14
236 Wait 'til you see him walk across the lake. 1.4000 0.04766 180 123 42 15
237 I don't think that's what the ranger meant by 'head south'. 1.4000 0.04766 180 123 42 15
238 Now there's a man who trusts his GPS. 1.4000 0.04567 180 120 48 12
239 If he's right, we're in trouble. 1.4000 0.04701 180 122 44 14
240 He has complete faith in Google maps. 1.3989 0.04958 183 129 35 19
241 I don't think he sees the gravity of the situation. 1.3989 0.05078 183 131 31 21
242 He thinks he's above the law. 1.3989 0.04897 183 128 37 18
243 He just can't admit his GPS is wrong. 1.3989 0.04897 183 128 37 18
244 Five bucks says I can beat him to the bottom. 1.3978 0.04997 181 128 34 19
245 He doesn't see the gravity of the situation. 1.3978 0.04935 181 127 36 18
246 I don't think he read the Trail Guide...probably just the CliffsNotes. 1.3978 0.04809 181 125 40 16
247 Or we could just take the stairs by the boardwalk. 1.3978 0.04935 181 127 36 18
248 Whatever you do, Frank, don't look straight ahead. 1.3978 0.04745 181 124 42 15
249 Just admit we should have asked for directions. 1.3978 0.04547 181 121 48 12
250 He's walking up backwards! What a show off. 1.3978 0.04997 181 128 34 19
251 He may be short but he clearly is not vertically challenged. 1.3978 0.04873 181 126 38 17
252 Should we tell him it's a dead end? 1.3978 0.04997 181 128 34 19
253 The brochure said "surefooted guides." 1.3978 0.04614 181 122 46 13
254 You just need to switch to landscape mode. 1.3966 0.04781 179 123 41 15
255 He insists gravity is just a theory. 1.3966 0.04911 179 125 37 17
256 Frank, you don't understand the gravity of the situation! 1.3966 0.04846 179 124 39 16
257 He always chooses to take the road less traveled. 1.3966 0.04911 179 125 37 17
258 Wish he'd shown us that trick on the way up. 1.3966 0.04974 179 126 35 18
259 If it's all the same to you, we'll take the path of greater resistance. 1.3966 0.05099 179 128 31 20
260 That trail is for very advanced hikers. 1.3966 0.04297 179 116 55 8
261 If you turn the page sideways, he's OK. We, on the other hand... 1.3944 0.04951 180 127 35 18
262 In addition to climate change he doesn't believe in gravity either. 1.3920 0.04900 176 123 37 16
263 The last thing I heard Siri say was, "In 500 feet you've reached your destination." 1.3920 0.05095 176 126 31 19
264 He said, "Gravity is a hoax perpetrated by the Chinese," and off he went. 1.3911 0.05214 179 131 26 22
265 If he makes it, I won't even mind losing the five bucks. 1.3898 0.04943 177 125 35 17
266 Phil, the path less traveled isn't always the best way to go. 1.3898 0.04744 177 122 41 14
267 We'll just wait for you here, O.K.? 1.3898 0.04536 177 119 47 11
268 He's a Trump voter. Laws of gravity do not apply! 1.3898 0.05257 177 130 25 22
269 There goes that theory. 1.3898 0.04811 177 123 39 15
270 He just had to get in 10,000 steps today! 1.3898 0.04943 177 125 35 17
271 Harold doesn't really seem to appreciate the gravity of the situation 1.3886 0.05047 175 125 32 18
272 Wait for it . . . any second now. 1.3886 0.04780 175 121 40 14
273 You have to admit, he does walk the talk! 1.3886 0.04848 175 122 38 15
274 I think you are about to see what they mean by 90 degrees of separation. 1.3886 0.05112 175 126 30 19
275 I think I’ll take the one more traveled by. 1.3886 0.04916 175 123 36 16
276 He's going to disprove the theory of gravity, or prove the theory of natural selection. 1.3886 0.04848 175 122 38 15
277 Don't expect us to be here when you come back! 1.3886 0.04982 175 124 34 17
278 He said it's all down hill from here. 1.3886 0.04497 175 117 48 10
279 He thinks gravity is a myth invented by the Chinese 1.3886 0.05047 175 125 32 18
280 When you get to the bottom, throw your shoes up here. 1.3886 0.04848 175 122 38 15
281 Say something; he's got the lunches 1.3886 0.04848 175 122 38 15
282 According to Siri, we have to head south for 200 ft before we reach our destination. 1.3886 0.04848 175 122 38 15
283 Don't wake him. That's the risky part of sleep walking. 1.3886 0.05239 175 128 26 21
284 I don't care if he gets to Scotland before me...I'm taking the high road. 1.3886 0.04569 175 118 46 11
285 He's anti-immigration, anti-trade and anti-gravity 1.3886 0.04780 175 121 40 14
286 The trick is to switch your phone to landscape mode. 1.3886 0.04982 175 124 34 17
287 There's a reason why I don't completly trust Google Maps. 1.3886 0.04848 175 122 38 15
288 He's never let blindness get in his way. 1.3873 0.05022 173 123 33 17
289 There is no law he hasn't broken. 1.3873 0.04817 173 120 39 14
290 Thank god he's wearing a down jacket!!! 1.3873 0.04817 173 120 39 14
291 Most climbing-related injuries occur on the way down. 1.3873 0.05022 173 123 33 17
292 nah, I can't do it, not with my acid reflux... 1.3873 0.05089 173 124 31 18
293 Does he see that banana peel? 1.3873 0.04817 173 120 39 14
294 I hate hiking with M. C. Escher. 1.3873 0.05409 173 129 21 23
295 He's playing Pokémon Go again 1.3873 0.05022 173 123 33 17
296 down is the new up 1.3873 0.04817 173 120 39 14
297 What's the worst that could happen? 1.3851 0.04931 174 123 35 16
298 I hate hiking with Escher. 1.3851 0.04998 174 124 33 17
299 Should we tell him the GPS is rerouting? 1.3837 0.04971 172 122 34 16
300 The secret is not to look down. 1.3837 0.04902 172 121 36 15
301 He doesn't realize the gravity of the situation. 1.3837 0.05172 172 125 28 19
302 Those are the best damn hiking shoes I've ever seen. 1.3837 0.04832 172 120 38 14
303 Okay, you win...we'll be your disciples. 1.3837 0.04689 172 118 42 12
304 I'm going to listen to my mother on this and not walk off a cliff just because my friend did. 1.3837 0.05106 172 124 30 18
305 I don't think he grasps the gravity of his situation. 1.3837 0.05172 172 125 28 19
306 Apparently he's not aware of the gravity of the situation. 1.3815 0.04879 173 122 36 15
307 I don't think he quite grasps the gravity of the situation. 1.3815 0.04809 173 121 38 14
308 You ought to see him on water. 1.3815 0.05014 173 124 32 17
309 He's been going down-hill for years. 1.3815 0.05014 173 124 32 17
310 Makes you wonder why nobody thought of that before. 1.3815 0.04446 173 116 48 9
311 Just admit that you're lost Bob! 1.3801 0.04987 171 122 33 16
312 Some people fail to see the gravity of the situation. 1.3801 0.04917 171 121 35 15
313 There goes Johnson, following the line of least resistance again! 1.3793 0.04855 174 123 36 15
314 He must really trust Google Maps. 1.3793 0.04923 174 124 34 16
315 Wow, I thought 'Messiah' was just his blog handle. 1.3793 0.04855 174 123 36 15
316 I don't think he's aware of the gravity of the situation. 1.3793 0.04787 174 122 38 14
317 Don't wake him up! 1.3787 0.04739 169 117 40 12
318 I know - he doesn't believe in global warming either 1.3787 0.04885 169 119 36 14
319 I thought you said he was vertically challenged. 1.3787 0.04511 169 114 46 9
320 He said he'd arrive back at camp in nothing flat. 1.3787 0.05097 169 122 30 17
321 You really have to admire his optimism. 1.3787 0.05028 169 121 32 16
322 Trump told him gravity is a hoax perpetrated by China. 1.3787 0.05300 169 125 24 20
323 Oh sure, but can you walk back up? 1.3787 0.04813 169 118 38 13
324 What a showoff coming up backwards. 1.3787 0.04813 169 118 38 13
325 No its okay, I'd rather you go next. 1.3787 0.04588 169 115 44 10
326 Well, one of us clearly did not understand the gravity of our situation. 1.3779 0.04894 172 122 35 15
327 He calls that move "Downward Facing Doug". 1.3779 0.05098 172 125 29 18
328 Not as good as walking on water, but still impressive. 1.3779 0.04753 172 120 39 13
329 Escher, wait up! 1.3757 0.04939 173 124 33 16
330 The gravity of the situation seems lost on him. 1.3750 0.04827 168 118 37 13
331 Ever since he walked on water he's been looking for that next big thing. 1.3750 0.05044 168 121 31 16
332 All he said was, 'If global warming's just a hoax, then gravity's just a theory.' 1.3750 0.05183 168 123 27 18
333 Apparently no one had ever bothered to try it. 1.3750 0.05183 168 123 27 18
334 I was wondering why he ate all that goat cheese. 1.3750 0.04827 168 118 37 13
335 He's about to hit rock bottom. 1.3750 0.04753 168 117 39 12
336 Do you even have a million dollars? 1.3750 0.05114 168 122 29 17
337 Oh yeah? Well, there's a big difference between the the road less traveled and the road never traveled! 1.3750 0.04753 168 117 39 12
338 He's one of those annoyingly clingy people. 1.3750 0.04900 168 119 35 14
339 See, honey? I told you gravity was just an invention of the liberal media. 1.3750 0.05183 168 123 27 18
340 I'm afraid he's on a decline. 1.3750 0.04900 168 119 35 14
341 He just needed 20 more steps to reach 10,000. 1.3750 0.04677 168 116 41 11
342 If he makes it I'm getting a pair of those shoes. 1.3750 0.04673 176 123 40 13
343 I wonder how his Fitbit will handle that? 1.3750 0.04827 168 118 37 13
344 He ate a whole box of Cliff Bars. 1.3750 0.05114 168 122 29 17
345 He's from the theoretical physics department. 1.3750 0.04753 168 117 39 12
346 Don't say anything. He doesn't understand the gravity of the situation. 1.3750 0.05044 168 121 31 16
347 On second thought, I'm good on badges. 1.3713 0.04915 167 119 34 14
348 Yes, he did seem down, but I didn't think he'd go over the edge. 1.3713 0.05060 167 121 30 16
349 He's sleep walking. Don't wake him. 1.3697 0.05029 165 119 31 15
350 The lemming in me wants to follow. 1.3697 0.04726 165 115 39 11
351 He doesn't know the gravity of this situation. 1.3697 0.04955 165 118 33 14
352 The gravity of the situation hasn't hit him yet. 1.3697 0.05102 165 120 29 16
353 Are you sure this is the beginners class? 1.3697 0.05029 165 119 31 15
354 Don't talk to me about the gravity of the situation! 1.3697 0.05245 165 122 25 18
355 He's a portrait hiker in a landscape world. 1.3697 0.05102 165 120 29 16
356 That has to be hard on his quads. 1.3697 0.04880 165 117 35 13
357 What can I say, he trusts his GPS. 1.3697 0.04880 165 117 35 13
358 He clearly doesn't understand the gravity of his situation. 1.3697 0.05029 165 119 31 15
359 GPS says this is the quickest way down. 1.3697 0.04726 165 115 39 11
360 Well, he did say he needed some down time. 1.3697 0.05102 165 120 29 16
361 Coming up backwards is just showing off. 1.3697 0.04955 165 118 33 14
362 No thanks, Ralph . We're going to take the stairs. 1.3697 0.04804 165 116 37 12
363 I hate it when he does that. 1.3697 0.04804 165 116 37 12
364 I don't care if there's a Pokemon down there! 1.3697 0.04955 165 118 33 14
365 Well, we followed him this far. 1.3697 0.04804 165 116 37 12
366 He loves taking the path less traveled. 1.3697 0.04880 165 117 35 13
367 He fails to appreciate the gravity of the situation. 1.3697 0.05102 165 120 29 16
368 Damn good boots. 1.3697 0.04880 165 117 35 13
369 90 degrees at this time of year? 1.3669 0.04867 169 121 34 14
370 He must be in some perpendicular universe. 1.3659 0.04818 164 116 36 12
371 Well, I admire his faith in Google maps. 1.3659 0.04895 164 117 34 13
372 Just don't wake him up! 1.3659 0.04971 164 118 32 14
373 He's one of the last of the good lemming trackers. 1.3659 0.05045 164 119 30 15
374 It feels like 90 degrees up here too. 1.3659 0.04740 164 115 38 11
375 He's just bluffing. 1.3659 0.05192 164 121 26 17
376 I hate playing Follow the Leader with Bob. 1.3659 0.05045 164 119 30 15
377 He really needs to understand the gravity of this situation. 1.3659 0.04895 164 117 34 13
378 Then again, there's a lot to be said for taking the beaten path. 1.3659 0.04740 164 115 38 11
379 This is the last time we're inviting M.C. Escher to our hikes. 1.3659 0.05119 164 120 28 16
380 His blindness seems to be less of a hindrance than we anticipated. 1.3659 0.04971 164 118 32 14
381 Frank gave up gravity years ago. 1.3647 0.04771 170 121 36 13
382 This could be a metaphor for just about anything. 1.3636 0.05020 165 120 30 15
383 A little over the edge, wouldn't you say? 1.3636 0.04716 165 116 38 11
384 We must be holding the map sideways. 1.3620 0.04672 163 114 39 10
385 Let's just skip the Wile E. Coyote Memorial Trail. 1.3620 0.05136 163 120 27 16
386 He makes everything look easy. 1.3620 0.04832 163 116 35 12
387 We can see the wire. 1.3620 0.04909 163 117 33 13
388 Back in my day, it was uphill both ways. 1.3620 0.04672 163 114 39 10
389 If he makes it, I insist. You go next. 1.3620 0.04590 163 113 41 9
390 Harry has always taken the trail less traveled. 1.3602 0.05104 161 118 28 15
391 He has more faith in Apple Maps than I do. 1.3602 0.04949 161 116 32 13
392 Trust me, it'll be his downfall. 1.3602 0.04790 161 114 36 11
393 He did say just past the next tree it was all downhill. 1.3602 0.04366 161 109 46 6
394 Looks like it's all downhill from here. 1.3602 0.04790 161 114 36 11
395 I could have sworn he was bluffing. 1.3602 0.04870 161 115 34 12
396 If climate change is a hoax, I suppose gravity could be too. 1.3602 0.05027 161 117 30 14
397 All I've defied is authority. 1.3602 0.05027 161 117 30 14
398 In Landscape Mode we'd be the ones in trouble 1.3602 0.05027 161 117 30 14
399 I don't care what his phone says, I'm sure we take a left here. 1.3602 0.04790 161 114 36 11
400 Don't you love Velcro? 1.3602 0.04790 161 114 36 11
401 Do you believe everything Google Maps tells you? 1.3598 0.04807 164 117 35 12
402 He doesn't believe in evolution either. 1.3585 0.04910 159 114 33 12
403 He's just practicing in case Trump gets elected. 1.3562 0.05043 160 117 29 14
404 They say that’s normally the road not taken. 1.3562 0.04884 160 115 33 12
405 Sorry gravity, we're in a post-fact world now! 1.3562 0.04964 160 116 31 13
406 He refuses to accept the gravity of the situation 1.3562 0.04964 160 116 31 13
407 He said, "If one of those two could become president then anything was possible." and he just started walking. 1.3562 0.05120 160 118 27 15
408 He just doesn't comprehend the gravity of the situation. 1.3562 0.05346 160 121 21 18
409 I can't but see this as a metaphor for the election. 1.3562 0.05346 160 121 21 18
410 You don't have to do this! There's always Canada! 1.3562 0.05043 160 117 29 14
411 Definitely buying a pair, is all I know. 1.3562 0.05043 160 117 29 14
412 Told ya, the man has absolutely no sense of direction. 1.3562 0.04884 160 115 33 12
413 Wow that's a strong updraft! 1.3562 0.05196 160 119 25 16
414 What kind of mushrooms did we eat? 1.3562 0.04637 160 112 39 9
415 Don't be impressed - he just rotates the cartoon. 1.3562 0.05120 160 118 27 15
416 This is why I hate hiking with Escher 1.3562 0.04721 160 113 37 10
417 Keep it down, we can't wake him up. 1.3540 0.04778 161 115 35 11
418 Your turn. I'll wait here. 1.3540 0.04938 161 117 31 13
419 OK Fred, global warming might be a hoax and gravity might be a myth, but for heaven’s sakes, man, put on some sunscreen! 1.3540 0.05016 161 118 29 14
420 I think it’s time to ditch our guide. 1.3540 0.04859 161 116 33 12
421 No, I insist, you go next! 1.3522 0.04816 159 114 34 11
422 He insists on using Apple Maps. 1.3522 0.04979 159 116 30 13
423 ...but did you see how he struggled on the way up? 1.3522 0.04816 159 114 34 11
424 I guess the right pair of shoes really does make a difference. 1.3519 0.04673 162 115 37 10
425 Sometimes Bob relies a little too much on his GPS. 1.3519 0.04990 162 119 29 14
426 What drummer? I don't hear any drummer. 1.3503 0.05020 157 115 29 13
427 Not for nothing is it known as Mount Velcro. 1.3503 0.04938 157 114 31 12
428 Well he did say it's all downhill from here 1.3503 0.04770 157 112 35 10
429 Knock it off Jesus! 1.3503 0.05101 157 116 27 14
430 Never thought I'd see a cliff-hanger with no suspense. 1.3500 0.04873 160 116 32 12
431 You gotta love a cliffhanger. 1.3481 0.04912 158 115 31 12
432 Well, bread crumbs appear no longer an option. 1.3481 0.04912 158 115 31 12
433 That's the last time I will make fun of his hiking boots. 1.3481 0.04912 158 115 31 12
434 Just don't look up! 1.3481 0.04912 158 115 31 12
435 Now Simon says take three steps backward. 1.3481 0.04745 158 113 35 10
436 Shh! We don't want to wake him. 1.3481 0.04659 158 112 37 9
437 He thinks gravity is a hoax invented by the Chinese. 1.3481 0.04829 158 114 33 11
438 He flunked Physics in college. 1.3481 0.04659 158 112 37 9
439 Gravity was just a theory, right? 1.3462 0.05035 156 115 28 13
440 I guess we can't call him vertically challenged anymore. 1.3462 0.04516 156 109 40 7
441 He walks the walk. We talk the talk. 1.3462 0.04606 156 110 38 8
442 We've crossed the border, Fred, we're in Fox News territory now. 1.3462 0.05117 156 116 26 14
443 Here's where this hike starts to go south. 1.3462 0.04868 156 113 32 11
444 I told you not to bring Escher. 1.3462 0.04695 156 111 36 9
445 I don't like his attitude. 1.3462 0.04868 156 113 32 11
446 When did follow the leader become an extreme sport? 1.3462 0.04516 156 109 40 7
447 And to think I laughed when he told me his boots cost 12,000 bucks. 1.3462 0.04868 156 113 32 11
448 Some people act as if laws don't apply to them. 1.3462 0.04695 156 111 36 9
449 I guess Herb didn't read the Cliff Notes. 1.3462 0.04953 156 114 30 12
450 Going down is harder on the knees. 1.3459 0.04635 159 113 37 9
451 Google Maps said go south. 1.3459 0.04804 159 115 33 11
452 He is still quite unaware of the gravity of the situation. 1.3442 0.04821 154 111 33 10
453 I told you he didn't know which end was up. 1.3442 0.05078 154 114 27 13
454 Should we tell him about his laces ? 1.3442 0.04821 154 111 33 10
455 He's technically proficient but lacking in direction. 1.3442 0.04908 154 112 31 11
456 Cross-country hiking hasn't been the same since the doping started. 1.3442 0.05078 154 114 27 13
457 He always said gravity is only a theory. 1.3442 0.05078 154 114 27 13
458 Just leave it. We can buy another baseball. 1.3442 0.04821 154 111 33 10
459 He said he needed some down time. 1.3442 0.04641 154 109 37 8
460 I don't care if IS the road less traveled. 1.3442 0.04908 154 112 31 11
461 Should I tell him his shoelace is untied? 1.3442 0.04994 154 113 29 12
462 Yoo-hoo! I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation. 1.3442 0.04994 154 113 29 12
463 What do you mean you forgot the camera? 1.3442 0.04908 154 112 31 11
464 He says the trick is to stare into the abyss. 1.3442 0.04994 154 113 29 12
465 And that is why we call him Cliff. 1.3442 0.04732 154 110 35 9
466 Harry, come back. I'm certain I locked the car. 1.3442 0.04908 154 112 31 11
467 He did say it was the path less followed 1.3442 0.04641 154 109 37 8
468 So, you were sure about those mushrooms? 1.3442 0.04821 154 111 33 10
469 All I said is that we should head south... 1.3442 0.04641 154 109 37 8
470 Mind over splatter 1.3442 0.05078 154 114 27 13
471 Stop showing off, Escher! 1.3442 0.04994 154 113 29 12
472 Should we be filming this? 1.3439 0.04582 157 111 38 8
473 I always thought that walking off a cliff would be a bit more.....dramatic 1.3439 0.05089 157 117 26 14
474 That's what it means to suspend disbelief. 1.3438 0.04437 160 112 41 7
475 Wow, I guess he does have gravitas. 1.3438 0.05019 160 119 27 14
476 Why do you think he said "goodbye" instead of his usual "see you later." 1.3438 0.04779 160 116 33 11
477 We wasted all three wishes. 1.3419 0.04881 155 113 31 11
478 It's ok. You can go next. 1.3399 0.04743 153 110 34 9
479 He's obviously unfazed by the gravity of the situation. 1.3399 0.04921 153 112 30 11
480 That's a man who has total faith in his GPS. 1.3399 0.04743 153 110 34 9
481 Are you gonna tell him, or should I? 1.3399 0.04921 153 112 30 11
482 Yeah...he can be a little condescending... 1.3399 0.04921 153 112 30 11
483 I wonder how he'd do on water. 1.3399 0.04652 153 109 36 8
484 He seems to be descending at the right angle. 1.3399 0.04833 153 111 32 10
485 One third of our party is in steep decline. 1.3399 0.05093 153 114 26 13
486 Try adjusting the horizontal. 1.3399 0.04743 153 110 34 9
487 If he was gonna fall, I think it would have happened by now. 1.3399 0.04921 153 112 30 11
488 You can go next. 1.3399 0.05008 153 113 28 12
489 I prefer the high road. 1.3399 0.04921 153 112 30 11
490 He's been on edge recently. 1.3399 0.05008 153 113 28 12
491 Are we in his dream, or is he in our dream? 1.3399 0.04833 153 111 32 10
492 No I insist; after you... 1.3399 0.04743 153 110 34 9
493 Hiking with Escher is always a challenge. 1.3399 0.04833 153 111 32 10
494 His GPS is set to find the fastest route. 1.3399 0.04921 153 112 30 11
495 You should be okay, but I'm afraid my glasses will fall off. 1.3399 0.04833 153 111 32 10
496 He had me when he walked across the lake. 1.3399 0.05177 153 115 24 14
497 Should we tell him you have the car keys? 1.3399 0.04652 153 109 36 8
498 Should we tell him his pack is open? 1.3399 0.05093 153 114 26 13
499 What do you know -- Siri was right! 1.3399 0.05177 153 115 24 14
500 'That's the last time we use DiscountSherpas.com...' 1.3399 0.05008 153 113 28 12
501 What a showoff, walking up here backwards. 1.3399 0.04921 153 112 30 11
502 He's not that daring. It's not a backpack. It's a parachute. 1.3399 0.04833 153 111 32 10
503 He likes the road less travelled.... 1.3399 0.04921 153 112 30 11
504 So this is what the map meant by Hiker Falls. 1.3399 0.05259 153 116 22 15
505 When you get half way down, throw up a rope. 1.3399 0.05177 153 115 24 14
506 He exists in a perpendicular universe. 1.3399 0.05008 153 113 28 12
507 At some point, Pokemon Go just isn't worth it. 1.3399 0.05177 153 115 24 14
508 A perpendicularist! Who knew?! 1.3399 0.04833 153 111 32 10
509 The lake at the bottom will be the real test. 1.3399 0.04921 153 112 30 11
510 If you look at it from his perspective, we're the ones falling. 1.3399 0.04743 153 110 34 9
511 Whatever he paid for those boots, it was worth it. 1.3399 0.04743 153 110 34 9
512 This is where I draw a line collecting Pokemon. 1.3399 0.04921 153 112 30 11
513 You first. 1.3399 0.05259 153 116 22 15
514 Be quiet, we don't want to wake him. 1.3399 0.04743 153 110 34 9
515 You should see the the reaction when he leaves his fifth floor office. 1.3399 0.05177 153 115 24 14
516 Global warming?? He doesn't even believe in gravity! 1.3399 0.04743 153 110 34 9
517 Well, I guess if Donald Trump can live in an alternate universe, so can Ned. 1.3399 0.05008 153 113 28 12
518 Obviously he doesn't understand the gravity of his situation. 1.3377 0.05065 154 115 26 13
519 Next time he says "I know a shortcut" let's ask for more information. 1.3355 0.04935 152 112 29 11
520 That’s not leadership I’m ready to follow. 1.3355 0.04755 152 110 33 9
521 No Pokémon is worth this. 1.3355 0.05022 152 113 27 12
522 He fails to recognize the gravity of his situation. 1.3355 0.05358 152 117 19 16
523 You should have taken "truth." 1.3355 0.04935 152 112 29 11
524 He can't do that. The sign said to stay on designated, marked trails. 1.3355 0.04845 152 111 31 10
525 I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation 1.3355 0.04662 152 109 35 8
526 I know it's shorter but I'm going back the way we came. 1.3355 0.04868 155 114 30 11
527 Doesn't he know the gravity of the situation? 1.3333 0.05152 150 113 24 13
528 Polls were right... he is gaining traction. 1.3333 0.04792 150 109 32 9
529 Nike really thinks of everything 1.3333 0.04792 150 109 32 9
530 Now you know why we call him "Cliff." 1.3333 0.05152 150 113 24 13
531 Clearly, he doesn't get the gravity of the situation. 1.3333 0.04885 150 110 30 10
532 Escher! Stop showing off. 1.3333 0.05065 150 112 26 12
533 You think that's something? Wait till he puts on his roller skates 1.3333 0.04976 150 111 28 11
534 He's not respecting the gravity of our situation. 1.3333 0.05152 150 113 24 13
535 I never hear that drummer. 1.3333 0.05239 150 114 22 14
536 Damn smart shoes...there's no skill involved anymore! 1.3333 0.04885 150 110 30 10
537 Should we tell him? 1.3333 0.04698 150 108 34 8
538 He always chooses the road not taken. 1.3333 0.04885 150 110 30 10
539 Bob insists gravity is a liberal conspiracy. 1.3333 0.04885 150 110 30 10
540 He won't back down. 1.3333 0.05239 150 114 22 14
541 Is it him or is it us? 1.3333 0.04976 150 111 28 11
542 He really takes it personally when you call him vertically challenged. 1.3333 0.04698 150 108 34 8
543 Yeah, well it's always easier going downhill. 1.3333 0.04698 150 108 34 8
544 He had nowhere left to go but down. 1.3333 0.04698 150 108 34 8
545 It's easier than it looks. 1.3333 0.04976 150 111 28 11
546 Not only that, he's walking backwards. 1.3333 0.05065 150 112 26 12
547 I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation. 1.3333 0.04976 150 111 28 11
548 I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation Larry. 1.3333 0.04885 150 110 30 10
549 My cousin tried to do that once... Once! 1.3333 0.05407 150 116 18 16
550 It's amazing how his hat stays on. 1.3311 0.05036 151 113 26 12
551 Sometimes you have to let them hit rock bottom before you can truly help. 1.3311 0.04948 151 112 28 11
552 Dibs on his boots. 1.3311 0.05292 151 116 20 15
553 He just doesn't seem to understand the gravity of this situation. 1.3311 0.05292 151 116 20 15
554 I don't think he understands the gravity of the situation, here. 1.3311 0.04948 151 112 28 11
555 Some people will do anything for better cell phone reception. 1.3311 0.04766 151 110 32 9
556 I'm starting to hate Pokemon Go... 1.3311 0.04766 151 110 32 9
557 He failed physics in high school, you know what they say; "What you don't know can't hurt you." 1.3311 0.04479 151 107 38 6
558 It's OK. He's a direct descendant. 1.3311 0.04948 151 112 28 11
559 Did you really have to say, "It's all downhill from here?" 1.3311 0.04672 151 109 34 8
560 Big deal - let's see him try it WITHOUT a cane. 1.3311 0.04948 151 112 28 11
561 Don't always take the path less traveled 1.3311 0.04672 151 109 34 8
562 Think it's our suspension of disbelief or his lack of gravitas? 1.3311 0.05123 151 114 24 13
563 I'd like to get a hold of his Cliff Notes. 1.3311 0.05123 151 114 24 13
564 I never thought he'd go downhill so fast. 1.3311 0.04858 151 111 30 10
565 It doesn't have to be a race to the bottom 1.3311 0.04577 151 108 36 7
566 This must be the high degree of difficulty part. 1.3290 0.04766 155 114 31 10
567 I would've bought those shoes too, but they don't provide good ankle support. 1.3289 0.04739 152 111 32 9
568 If he walks on the water it's him. 1.3289 0.05168 149 113 23 13
569 They said we may have trouble keeping up with this guide. 1.3289 0.05079 149 112 25 12
570 That's nothin'! Wait until he comes back with the water! 1.3268 0.04979 153 115 26 12
571 Dave has always been more of a doer than a thinker. 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
572 What'd I tell ya? You can't go wrong leading from behind. 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
573 I'm worried he relies a little too much on GPS. 1.3265 0.05302 147 113 20 14
574 I told him not to set his GPS on fastest route! 1.3265 0.05123 147 111 24 12
575 Mt Velcro is his favorite 1.3265 0.05031 147 110 26 11
576 He prefers landscape mode. 1.3265 0.04545 147 105 36 6
577 Good but can he yodel at the same time? 1.3265 0.04745 147 107 32 8
578 Ever since he stepped into that Yak poop those shoes will stick to anything 1.3265 0.05123 147 111 24 12
579 Is he on the level? 1.3265 0.05031 147 110 26 11
580 Try it without the walking stick! 1.3265 0.04842 147 108 30 9
581 Harvey is a charter member of the Flat Earth Society. 1.3265 0.04938 147 109 28 10
582 Just wait until he realizes his pockets aren't zipped 1.3265 0.05031 147 110 26 11
583 I hear the views are to die for. 1.3265 0.04938 147 109 28 10
584 The locals call him Dances With Gravity. 1.3265 0.05031 147 110 26 11
585 Wait, you forgot your glasses. 1.3265 0.05123 147 111 24 12
586 Well, after talking the talk, you can't accuse Herb of not walking the walk. 1.3265 0.04545 147 105 36 6
587 Apple Maps says it's a trail. 1.3265 0.04745 147 107 32 8
588 Come back, Curt, she won the debate!" 1.3265 0.04938 147 109 28 10
589 Going down is the easy part. I want to see him walk back up. 1.3265 0.04745 147 107 32 8
590 You see that son? That's why you never lock your phone in landscape mode! 1.3265 0.04646 147 106 34 7
591 Whatever you do, don't look straight ahead! 1.3265 0.05213 147 112 22 13
592 I'm not following his investment advice either! 1.3265 0.04938 147 109 28 10
593 Velcro on moss. I wish I'd thought of that. 1.3265 0.05031 147 110 26 11
594 Ever since he got that Fitbit there's no living with him. 1.3265 0.04938 147 109 28 10
595 So that's what happens when you engage your core! 1.3265 0.04842 147 108 30 9
596 Iron mountain, magnetic shoes. 1.3265 0.04842 147 108 30 9
597 Just let it go Tom! When we get home I'll buy you another iPhone. 1.3265 0.05213 147 112 22 13
598 I guess it's all a matter of perspective. 1.3265 0.04646 147 106 34 7
599 Maybe he's like Trump: All the hot air inside is what keeps him from falling. 1.3265 0.05123 147 111 24 12
600 This is the part with those killer views I mentioned. 1.3265 0.04646 147 106 34 7
601 He got tired of living on the edge. 1.3265 0.04842 147 108 30 9
602 You follow. I've got the rear. 1.3265 0.04745 147 107 32 8
603 Tim, I think the GPS is wrong. 1.3265 0.05123 147 111 24 12
604 He also has no sense of perspective. 1.3265 0.04842 147 108 30 9
605 I think his GPS is trying to kill him. 1.3245 0.04842 151 112 29 10
606 It's like I've always said, gravity is just a hoax invented by the Chinese 1.3224 0.05079 152 116 23 13
607 You had to hire the cheapest guide? 1.3219 0.05228 146 112 21 13
608 I'm good here. How about you? 1.3219 0.04447 146 104 37 5
609 His iPhone is stuck in landscape mode. 1.3219 0.05137 146 111 23 12
610 Fine! Fine! Just walk away like you always do! 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
611 He decided to follow Trump's political campaign. 1.3219 0.05493 146 115 15 16
612 Why did you have to bring Escher? 1.3219 0.05137 146 111 23 12
613 You can go straight to hell! 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
614 Dibs on those shoes. 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
615 He says gravity is a Chinese hoax 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
616 Ok! You win! Gravity is just a theory! 1.3219 0.04655 146 106 33 7
617 It can only be explained as a case of mind over Matterhorn. 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
618 Well, that's one less Trump supporter 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
619 Fred is not just a good hiker. He's scary good. 1.3219 0.04854 146 108 29 9
620 You owe me $20 bucks, Frank. 1.3219 0.04854 146 108 29 9
621 Back in my day, we had to go uphill both ways! 1.3219 0.05137 146 111 23 12
622 My mom always asked me if a friend walked off a cliff, would I follow? 1.3219 0.04655 146 106 33 7
623 His life coach told him there's nothing he can't do. 1.3219 0.04755 146 107 31 8
624 No, no. What I think is most impressive is that he's walking backwards. 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
625 Harry's a gravity denier. 1.3219 0.05493 146 115 15 16
626 Damn path-less-traveled show-off. 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
627 Ed, you fool, Fitbit won't count those as "steps." 1.3219 0.05318 146 113 19 14
628 Now those are climbing shoes. 1.3219 0.04755 146 107 31 8
629 Remind me again....are we leaders or followers ? 1.3219 0.05228 146 112 21 13
630 Beats me. He just said it's all downhill from here. 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
631 Let's meet him at the emergency room. 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
632 He’ll be Ok as long as he doesn’t wake up. 1.3219 0.04655 146 106 33 7
633 So far the gum seems to be working. 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
634 He's one of those gravity deniers. 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
635 Seriously good hiking boots there Frank. 1.3219 0.04755 146 107 31 8
636 If Bob decides to flip this cartoon its side, we'll be the laughing stock. 1.3219 0.05318 146 113 19 14
637 It may look safe, but don't follow him! He falls in the next panel. 1.3219 0.05228 146 112 21 13
638 It looks hard on the knees. 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
639 "You go next... I'm right behind you. 1.3219 0.05493 146 115 15 16
640 I thought he'd been looking at little on edge lately but obviously he's way over that now. 1.3219 0.04854 146 108 29 9
641 Oh man... Peyote was a bad idea. 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
642 According to the map he's going the wrong way. 1.3219 0.04854 146 108 29 9
643 Well, if you look at it from another angle...he's on top and we're in trouble... 1.3219 0.05137 146 111 23 12
644 Wait a sec, let me review my cliff notes. 1.3219 0.05228 146 112 21 13
645 First evolution, then global warming, and now gravity. 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
646 If he had a better sense of direction, he'd be the greatest hiker ever. 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
647 We should’ve read the Cliffs Notes. 1.3219 0.04755 146 107 31 8
648 That''s new. He used to just walk on water. 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
649 I hate this part of the Escher Trail. 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
650 This is why I didn't want to invite Escher to come hiking with us. 1.3194 0.05088 144 109 24 11
651 And this is where our hike starts to go south. 1.3194 0.04691 144 105 32 7
652 Be careful. They say most accidents happen on the way down. 1.3147 0.05004 143 108 25 10
653 Retirement hasn't been easy for Spiderman. 1.3147 0.04593 143 104 33 6
654 I always said he lacked gravitas. 1.3147 0.04485 143 103 35 5
655 I knew he was an old goat. 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
656 I told you he wouldn't jump. 1.3147 0.04593 143 104 33 6
657 He's been diagnosed with Gravity Defiance Disorder. 1.3147 0.05197 143 110 21 12
658 Don't worry. Harry is a retired cartoonist. 1.3147 0.05004 143 108 25 10
659 I think I'll just stay here and yodel. 1.3147 0.05101 143 109 23 11
660 I come out here to get away from hipsters, not watch them hike ironically. 1.3147 0.05197 143 110 21 12
661 What a show off, climbing up backwards. 1.3147 0.05197 143 110 21 12
662 OK, Your Turn 1.3147 0.05004 143 108 25 10
663 You're right, down is so much easier. 1.3147 0.04699 143 105 31 7
664 He's a big Wiley Coyote fan 1.3147 0.05101 143 109 23 11
665 His new medication has side effects. 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
666 That's Zeke. Always the path of least resistance. 1.3147 0.04904 143 107 27 9
667 Well, it'll be a lot quicker than the way up. 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
668 Don't be fooled. It's actually harder than it looks. 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
669 That idiot!! Now he's lost the car keys. 1.3147 0.05101 143 109 23 11
670 His faith in GPS is a LOT stronger than mine. 1.3147 0.04904 143 107 27 9
671 Sooner or later Escher is going to try that one time too often. 1.3147 0.05004 143 108 25 10
672 He says gravity is a hoax perpetrated by China. 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
673 Iron rock magnetic shoes and booze. 1.3125 0.04671 144 106 31 7
674 I don't think this is what Robert Frost had in mind. 1.3125 0.04875 144 108 27 9
675 Perspective is everything. 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
676 Let's see how far he gets. 1.3125 0.04566 144 105 33 6
677 Good thing Gravity is only a theory. 1.3103 0.05317 145 114 17 14
678 He said he read the Cliffs Notes. 1.3103 0.05040 145 111 23 11
679 You next. 1.3103 0.04324 145 104 37 4
680 He always chooses the path less taken. 1.3103 0.04324 145 104 37 4
681 Gravity? He doesn't acknowledge evolution either! 1.3103 0.04540 145 106 33 6
682 Fred never did have much respect for Newton. 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
683 I'm afraid Isaac just isn't aware of the gravity of his situation! 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
684 I find that when you just look at it from another angle, it's not really all that impressive. 1.3099 0.04707 142 105 30 7
685 Do we help him now or wait until he hits rock bottom? 1.3099 0.04600 142 104 32 6
686 His vertigo never bothers him, just an occasional bout of horizontigo...... 1.3099 0.05016 142 108 24 10
687 Let's face it. Carl went over the edge years ago. 1.3099 0.05114 142 109 22 11
688 Some shortcut. 1.3099 0.04707 142 105 30 7
689 I'm rethinking this whole "Lemming Club" membership. 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
690 Gravity is a hoax created by the Chinese. 1.3099 0.05211 142 110 20 12
691 He's unaware that gravity's not just a good idea, it's the law. 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
692 He's using the new Trump GPS. 1.3099 0.05306 142 111 18 13
693 I hate how he pretends he's not trying. 1.3099 0.04377 142 102 36 4
694 Okay, come back, we'll buy your stupid magnets. 1.3099 0.05114 142 109 22 11
695 Frank, you'll be fine, just don't look down. 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
696 This is why you let your sherpa win at poker, Steve. 1.3099 0.05016 142 108 24 10
697 Shhh, waking a sleepwalker can be dangerous. 1.3099 0.05016 142 108 24 10
698 He says it's just attitude over altitude 1.3099 0.04490 142 103 34 5
699 If you stop that right now, we won't tell the Physics Department. 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
700 when we finish this trip, let's get a new guide. 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
701 It's always easier going downhill. 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
702 Not me. You tell him he can't do that. 1.3077 0.04464 143 104 34 5
703 Yeah but can he walk back up? 1.3077 0.04985 143 109 24 10
704 He chose this because walking on water was already taken. 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
705 I don't think you realize the gravity of your situation. 1.3077 0.05083 143 110 22 11
706 Waze did say it was the fastest route. 1.3077 0.04985 143 109 24 10
707 Is he texting while hiking again? 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
708 Walt, I think you're missing the gravity of the situation. 1.3077 0.05083 143 110 22 11
709 According to the Lonely Planet it's The Road Less Traveled. 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
710 Just bend your knees. 1.3077 0.05273 143 112 18 13
711 Do what you want, I'm taking the LOW road. 1.3077 0.04985 143 109 24 10
712 That's nothing. You should see him dancing on the ceiling. 1.3077 0.04573 143 105 32 6
713 He took the road less traveled, and that has made all the difference. 1.3077 0.05083 143 110 22 11
714 Pretend it's no big deal. 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
715 We need to get to the bottom of this. 1.3077 0.05083 143 110 22 11
716 Tell us if you find a better route. 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
717 Whatever you do, don't look up. 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
718 He would never try this outside this cartoon. 1.3077 0.05083 143 110 22 11
719 in two hundred feet turn left, your destination will be on your right 1.3077 0.04985 143 109 24 10
720 He's a gravity denier. 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
721 I hate when these guided tours end with a cliffhanger. 1.3077 0.05083 143 110 22 11
722 Don't worry... He's blind, so he doesn't know it's impossible! 1.3077 0.05179 143 111 20 12
723 I always like a good cliffhanger. 1.3077 0.04985 143 109 24 10
724 That's a bit over the top 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
725 LSD and crazy glue make a really bad combination. 1.3077 0.05273 143 112 18 13
726 He dosen't appear to appreciate the gravity his situation. 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
727 He has an inner ear problem. 1.3077 0.04573 143 105 32 6
728 Son, I don't think thats what Siri meant by keep heading South 1.3077 0.04985 143 109 24 10
729 He's also a gravity denier. 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
730 Harry always took the path less traveled on. 1.3071 0.05159 140 108 21 11
731 It's a rare form of dyslexia. 1.3071 0.05058 140 107 23 10
732 After you, I insist. 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
733 I don't know, it's what the GPS said. 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
734 I guess it's just a matter of perspective. 1.3071 0.04522 140 102 33 5
735 I told you he lacks gravitas. 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
736 Yeah, but can he do it while chewing gum? 1.3071 0.05058 140 107 23 10
737 I guess he does have gravitas. 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
738 I thought he was kidding when he said that was the shortest way down. 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
739 You tell him..I'm not gonna tell him. 1.3071 0.05058 140 107 23 10
740 A path less taken! 1.3071 0.04407 140 101 35 4
741 Ira may be unaware of the gravity of his situation. 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
742 He'll go where ever 'Pokémon go' takes him. 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
743 Are there no laws you won't break? 1.3071 0.04634 140 103 31 6
744 Well, now we know why he packed his golf shoes 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
745 Should we tell him that the presidential candidates have already won the race to the bottom? 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
746 Can you believe it, he fell 5 times coming up here? 1.3071 0.05258 140 109 19 12
747 I told him to turn off that GPS! 1.3071 0.05058 140 107 23 10
748 He said he had complete faith in Google Maps 1.3071 0.04634 140 103 31 6
749 I concede. He'll beat us to the bottom. 1.3071 0.05058 140 107 23 10
750 I worry about Harry when he wanders off on his own. 1.3071 0.05159 140 108 21 11
751 He's always defying something. 1.3071 0.04522 140 102 33 5
752 The race to the bottom is over! 1.3056 0.05052 144 111 22 11
753 This is where the camera turns and we both fall backward. 1.3056 0.04755 144 108 28 8
754 The suspense is killing me. 1.3056 0.04755 144 108 28 8
755 If anyone clicks 'rotate' in photoshop, we'll be the ones who look silly. 1.3022 0.04641 139 103 30 6
756 I try to follow the road less traveled, but I think I'll just stay on the trail this time. 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
757 You should see him on water. 1.3022 0.05070 139 107 22 10
758 Now's not the time to tell him mind-over-matter is just a saying. 1.3022 0.05172 139 108 20 11
759 So far he's descended the lowest peaks on all seven continents. 1.3022 0.05172 139 108 20 11
760 He got the good stick. 1.3022 0.04966 139 106 24 9
761 If you follow you'll just bring yourself down to his level. 1.3022 0.04966 139 106 24 9
762 I know, when I asked about his new boots, all he said was you'll see. 1.3022 0.04966 139 106 24 9
763 Crap! Now he'll never stop talking about his fancy new hiking shoes. 1.3022 0.05070 139 107 22 10
764 Does Escher ever stop showing off? 1.3022 0.04966 139 106 24 9
765 Personally, I think his "mind over matter" attitude will be his downfall... 1.3022 0.04966 139 106 24 9
766 We don't tolerate descent. 1.3022 0.05272 139 109 18 12
767 Don't worry - he's a Physics Professor 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
768 Escher, get up here now! 1.3022 0.04966 139 106 24 9
769 Do you want to tell him, or should I? 1.3022 0.04641 139 103 30 6
770 Are you seeing this? Dammit, I knew we shouldn't have eaten those mushrooms. 1.3022 0.05172 139 108 20 11
771 Well, from his point of view, we're standing on the side of a mountain with a tree branch sticking out behind us. 1.3022 0.04527 139 102 32 5
772 Look out, Cliff! 1.3022 0.05172 139 108 20 11
773 I don't know his real name. He's about to be Jack Splat! 1.3022 0.05070 139 107 22 10
774 He was always anti-establishment, anti-taxes, anti-government. Now he's gone anti-gravity. 1.3022 0.04752 139 104 28 7
775 Duct tape. Is there anything it can't do? 1.3022 0.04752 139 104 28 7
776 He no longer appears to be vertically challenged. 1.3022 0.05172 139 108 20 11
777 He suffers from a lack of gravitas. 1.3022 0.04752 139 104 28 7
778 I specifically remember Mom saying if your friend "jumps" off a cliff... 1.3022 0.05070 139 107 22 10
779 I think Pete is going to go down in history! 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
780 Rotate this cartoon a quarter turn clockwise, and we're the ones in trouble. 1.3022 0.05070 139 107 22 10
781 He really meant it when he said "It's all downhill from here" 1.3022 0.04966 139 106 24 9
782 They say it's harder on the knees going down. 1.3022 0.04641 139 103 30 6
783 Of course going back down is always easier... 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
784 Frank's navigation app still has some glitches. 1.3022 0.04752 139 104 28 7
785 Would it kill you to stop for lunch? 1.3000 0.04612 140 104 30 6
786 He took the path less traveled by, and its made all the difference.... 1.2993 0.05008 137 105 23 9
787 Photoshop 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
788 He calls it downward mobility, but I just call it elaborate suicide. 1.2993 0.04789 137 103 27 7
789 It is a straight line on the map. 1.2993 0.05114 137 106 21 10
790 He stepped in gum. 1.2993 0.05218 137 107 19 11
791 He found a loophole in the Law of Gravity. 1.2993 0.04789 137 103 27 7
792 We're right behind you, Clyde... 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
793 He's still not using the stick properly. 1.2993 0.05114 137 106 21 10
794 Well, it's not like walking on water. 1.2993 0.05008 137 105 23 9
795 Nobody likes a show-off Bob. 1.2993 0.05008 137 105 23 9
796 Did you inform him the adhesive wears off after a few minutes? 1.2993 0.05114 137 106 21 10
797 If Trump can be the Republican candidate, I guess anything's possible now. 1.2993 0.05218 137 107 19 11
798 Tech support suggested that you turn the map clockwise 90 degrees 1.2993 0.05008 137 105 23 9
799 He has never trusted Siri. 1.2993 0.05218 137 107 19 11
800 Maybe we should have stuck with the 'Mid-Level Mountaineering' package. 1.2993 0.04440 137 100 33 4
801 Hey, Cliff Walker, we promise not to laugh at your name anymore 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
802 OK, Jesus, that's not fair! 1.2993 0.05320 137 108 17 12
803 Magnet shoes help a lot here on Iron Mountain. 1.2993 0.05114 137 106 21 10
804 Ah Jeremy, we parked down the other side of the mountain... 1.2993 0.05218 137 107 19 11
805 He finds shortcuts that most of us simply miss. 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
806 I don't know, he says it's a lot easier than climbing up all the time. 1.2993 0.04789 137 103 27 7
807 That is the most stubborn blind man I have ever met. 1.2993 0.04789 137 103 27 7
808 Should we tell him or let nature takes its course? 1.2993 0.04675 137 102 29 6
809 Yes, he does have a lot of stick-to-it-ness 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
810 It's all in shifting your weight and balance. You go next. 1.2993 0.05008 137 105 23 9
811 Actually it's harder than it looks! 1.2993 0.04789 137 103 27 7
812 I wish Mom was alive so I could finally answer that jumping off a cliff stuff she was always asking about. 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
813 The way down is always harder on the knees. 1.2941 0.04563 136 101 30 5
814 Herb's not the fall guy we thought he was 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
815 Gravity schmavity. 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
816 You should see what he can do in high heels. 1.2941 0.04563 136 101 30 5
817 No, YOU go ahead... 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
818 It's ok, he google mapped it... 1.2941 0.04443 136 100 32 4
819 He's a climate change denier. Physics don't apply to him. 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
820 I don't believe it! His hat isn't falling off. 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
821 Oh Jesus!...You can do that too? 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
822 Two choices: we can either assume we're in an M.C. Escher drawing and go over the cliff, or we can hike back to town and have a few beers. Did I mention that I'm buying? 1.2941 0.05126 136 106 20 10
823 He wants to take us in a new direction. 1.2941 0.05126 136 106 20 10
824 Can we stick to the path more traveled? 1.2941 0.04443 136 100 32 4
825 Robert always takes the road less traveled. 1.2941 0.04681 136 102 28 6
826 Sometimes it's just better not to know. 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
827 The descent is harder on the knees. 1.2941 0.04681 136 102 28 6
828 I think the GPS might need patching again 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
829 For the life of me, I can't fathom why he insists on walking up backwards. 1.2941 0.05231 136 107 18 11
830 Never underestimate the power of Velcro 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
831 Yeah, but if they turn the magazine 90 degrees, WE'RE the ones defying gravity. 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
832 Lemming Research demands commitment... 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
833 Well, I take his point about environmental impact but, ecologically speaking, he's still leaving a footprint. 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
834 He said he wanted to drop in on a friend. 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
835 He's always had a knack for getting to the bottom of things 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
836 John believes the law of gravity is an unjust law. 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
837 I never saw him as vertically challenged. 1.2941 0.05126 136 106 20 10
838 Stay calm, and try not to look up 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
839 They don't call this Velcro Mountain for nothing. 1.2941 0.05334 136 108 16 12
840 This is the last time we use Apple Maps. 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
841 and please don't spill the coffee on the way back up. 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
842 The old goat still got it in him. 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
843 You know, if you turn us sideways we're the ones in trouble. 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
844 He says you just put one foot in front of the other. 1.2941 0.04563 136 101 30 5
845 For goodness sake don't rotate the magazine 1.2941 0.05435 136 109 14 13
846 You just had to bring Mr. Holier-than-Thou! 1.2941 0.05126 136 106 20 10
847 I'm beginning to think he's not a carpenter. 1.2941 0.05126 136 106 20 10
848 Talk about living on the edge 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
849 I admire the way he can ignore the gravity of the situation. 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
850 He still thinks the earth is flat. 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
851 It fulfills a pledge he made as a presidential candidate. 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
852 So much for Newton's hypothesis 1.2941 0.04681 136 102 28 6
853 Maybe those gravity truthers are on to something. 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
854 You don't understand the gravity of the situation! 1.2941 0.04563 136 101 30 5
855 I'm not surprised. Lately, his behavior has been a little over the edge... 1.2941 0.04563 136 101 30 5
856 I told you,"Gravity is only a theory." 1.2941 0.04681 136 102 28 6
857 He says it's easy if you stick to it. 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
858 Showoff had to walk up backwards 1.2941 0.05231 136 107 18 11
859 It's 90 degrees out today. 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
860 Go on now, Johnson. You're next. 1.2941 0.05126 136 106 20 10
861 Last week he was walking on water. 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
862 He has a reputation for losing people. 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
863 Shoulders back! Use your core! You've got this! 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
864 It's OK, he came up this way. 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
865 He's coming back up...even more impressive!! 1.2941 0.05126 136 106 20 10
866 50 dollars says he trips over a loose rock and falls flat on his face. 1.2941 0.05126 136 106 20 10
867 So, I'm guessing the blind guide has great hearing. 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
868 As a hiker, Sheldon lacks gravitas. 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
869 He chose the path of least resistance. 1.2941 0.04681 136 102 28 6
870 I heard he's inclined to take risks. 1.2941 0.04563 136 101 30 5
871 He's always been a path of least resistance kind of guy 1.2941 0.04563 136 101 30 5
872 I TOLD him to wait a week before installing iOS 10. 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
873 If Fred Astaire can do it so can I 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
874 There's an app for that. 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
875 He did say the hike back down was much easier than the climb up. 1.2941 0.04563 136 101 30 5
876 I don't think Henderson understands the gravity of the situation 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
877 Don't worry, we'll catch up. 1.2941 0.05126 136 106 20 10
878 I'm Sorry I told him he's an old goat. 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
879 Well, he always said you and I were vertically challenged. 1.2941 0.04563 136 101 30 5
880 Joe was raised by geckos. 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
881 The ranger said stay on the trail. 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
882 He started going downhill fast right after high school. 1.2920 0.04652 137 103 28 6
883 He's in denial. 1.2920 0.04652 137 103 28 6
884 OK I believe you. Come back up and make us some wine. 1.2910 0.05061 134 104 21 9
885 Because I have cartoon physics on my side - that's why! 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
886 As usual, the gravity of our situation is lost on him. 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
887 Don't say it's a miracle, we're atheists. 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
888 He's late for his Cirque du Soleil audition. 1.2910 0.04472 134 99 31 4
889 The old guys don't rely so much on GPS. 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
890 He bought those shoes from a movie theater employee. 1.2910 0.05383 134 107 15 12
891 He really trusts his GPS. 1.2910 0.05171 134 105 19 10
892 Are you sure there was nothing else in his trail mix? 1.2910 0.04345 134 98 33 3
893 He's taking 'The Road Less Taken' a little too literally. 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
894 I guess the rules don't apply to this guy 1.2910 0.04717 134 101 27 6
895 He say's, hold the page sideways. 1.2910 0.05383 134 107 15 12
896 The last time he said 'don't worry just follow me' it didn't end well. 1.2910 0.05171 134 105 19 10
897 I'm not sure you appreciate the gravity of your situation. 1.2910 0.04717 134 101 27 6
898 He finally went over the edge. He's now headed for the deep end. 1.2910 0.04717 134 101 27 6
899 Don't call his attention to it, let's just see what happens! 1.2910 0.04596 134 100 29 5
900 He's showboating again. Last week he walked on water. 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
901 He's a climate change denyer, too. 1.2910 0.05061 134 104 21 9
902 When this Hiking App said proceed South, I was skeptical at first. 1.2857 0.04722 133 101 26 6
903 You shouldn't have called him vertically challenged. 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
904 When he goes low, we stay high. 1.2857 0.05502 133 108 12 13
905 They say you are not supposed to wake a sleepwalker. 1.2857 0.04474 133 99 30 4
906 I've never seen him this on edge before 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
907 He knows there's nothing down there, right? 1.2857 0.05182 133 105 18 10
908 There is a down side to everything! 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
909 You can take that 'road less traveled' idea too far, you know! 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
910 I told you we didn't tip him enough. 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
911 He'll follow Trump anywhere. 1.2857 0.05397 133 107 14 12
912 Show off. 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
913 Do we tell him? 1.2857 0.04600 133 100 28 5
914 Actually, we were supposed to go right. 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
915 You guys wait here. I'm going to scout ahead for dangers. 1.2857 0.04600 133 100 28 5
916 Milo doesn't appreciate the gravity of the situation. 1.2857 0.05071 133 104 20 9
917 That's easy, It's getting back up that's hard. 1.2857 0.04722 133 101 26 6
918 Is it steep? 1.2857 0.05182 133 105 18 10
919 Jesus, he's such a show off. First water, now this. 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
920 Well! Now you're just showing off... 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
921 The really interesting part is he's walking backward. 1.2857 0.05071 133 104 20 9
922 He lacks Gravitas. 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
923 We never should've gone hiking with a zen master. 1.2857 0.04600 133 100 28 5
924 I see somebody just HAS to show off his new hiking shoes. 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
925 Do you think he still needs the walking stick? 1.2857 0.04345 133 98 32 3
926 He's wearing those stupid virtual reality glasses 1.2857 0.04722 133 101 26 6
927 You should see what he does on water. 1.2857 0.04600 133 100 28 5
928 I don't think you realize the gravity of the situation. 1.2857 0.04722 133 101 26 6
929 He's never known which way is up. 1.2857 0.04600 133 100 28 5
930 Believe me when I tell you, it's a shortcut. 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
931 Of course, if he's right and this really is printed sideways, then it's you and me who are in trouble, Dave. 1.2857 0.05182 133 105 18 10
932 You know, if the page is rotated to the right, our situation is far less humorous. 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
933 Where did he say he bought those boots? 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
934 That looks relativity easy. 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
935 Every weekend it's the same - we go out for a hike, and then the survivors are rescued by helicopter. 1.2857 0.05182 133 105 18 10
936 He never seemed to grasp physics. 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
937 Lets find out where he buys his hiking boots. 1.2857 0.04722 133 101 26 6
938 Gee, I sure hope he doesn't suddenly wake up now. 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
939 When he goes low, we go high. 1.2857 0.04722 133 101 26 6
940 Morris never understood the gravity of the situation. 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
941 I take the road less travelled. 1.2857 0.05071 133 104 20 9
942 He's always taking the road not taken. 1.2857 0.04722 133 101 26 6
943 The gravity of this situation doesn't seem to affect him. 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
944 They say it's harder going down. 1.2857 0.04722 133 101 26 6
945 He was right. It is, in fact, all downhill from here. 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
946 I don't think Jeffrey realizes the gravity of the situation. 1.2857 0.05291 133 106 16 11
947 Do you think he understands the gravity of his actions? 1.2857 0.04474 133 99 30 4
948 I'd wait until he's at least halfway down. 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
949 Just because he's our guide doesn't mean we have to follow him... right? 1.2857 0.05182 133 105 18 10
950 Like I said, Frank, it's all downhill from here. 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
951 Call me chicken, but I'm going back the way we came! 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
952 The Swiss...great mountaineers, poor team players. 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
953 Talk about the power of positive thinking! 1.2857 0.04722 133 101 26 6
954 Is there a downside? 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
955 We're both sorry if we upset you. 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
956 I guess he doesn't get the gravity of the situation. 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
957 This feels like one of those, 'if all your friends jumped off a cliff' moments. 1.2857 0.04600 133 100 28 5
958 Sorry for the confusion, Cliff, but I wasn't just saying your name. 1.2857 0.05291 133 106 16 11
959 He's gotten good at scaling back. 1.2857 0.04722 133 101 26 6
960 Always with that unbeaten path thing. 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
961 And you thought hiking up was difficult. 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
962 Where did he say he got those new hiking shoes? 1.2857 0.04722 133 101 26 6
963 I told him to go straight to hell 1.2857 0.05397 133 107 14 12
964 He's voting for Trump 1.2857 0.05397 133 107 14 12
965 I always knew he would go off the deep end . 1.2857 0.04722 133 101 26 6
966 You're next...No you're next...No go ahead...No you go ahead... 1.2836 0.04691 134 102 26 6
967 Aye, he’ll be in Scotland afore us. 1.2836 0.05148 134 106 18 10
968 He said he's going to find Escher. 1.2836 0.05148 134 106 18 10
969 Well, he's clever enough, but he lacks _gravitas_. 1.2824 0.04758 131 100 25 6
970 We get it already, you're the more experienced hiker. 1.2824 0.04758 131 100 25 6
971 Technically it is a short-cut! 1.2824 0.04758 131 100 25 6
972 He's also the libertarian candidate for President. 1.2824 0.04999 131 102 21 8
973 I could never walk in his footsteps. 1.2824 0.04999 131 102 21 8
974 I'm pretty sure they wouldn't put a Pokemon three quarters of the way down the cliff. 1.2824 0.05115 131 103 19 9
975 I bet you feel really stupid for yelling, 'Don't do it!' 1.2824 0.04880 131 101 23 7
976 I think we should take the long way down. 1.2824 0.04758 131 100 25 6
977 ...because he can. 1.2824 0.04758 131 100 25 6
978 I hope he appreciates the gravity of his achievement. 1.2824 0.04880 131 101 23 7
979 He's in the zone. Just watch, he'll get halfway down and go oops. 1.2824 0.04633 131 99 27 5
980 Um...you second! 1.2824 0.04999 131 102 21 8
981 Al knows a shortcut. 1.2824 0.04758 131 100 25 6
982 I think I'll go around. 1.2824 0.04880 131 101 23 7
983 He doesn't appreciate the gravity of his predicament. 1.2824 0.04999 131 102 21 8
984 What's impressive is he is walking backwards too... 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
985 When we are lost, he never admits it. 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
986 Who's the lemming now, Eugene? 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
987 Fred used to work at Cirque du Soleil 1.2769 0.04505 130 98 28 4
988 Impressive, but Nick Wallenda did it on a unicycle blindfolded. 1.2769 0.05239 130 104 16 10
989 OK, you've got the shoe endorsement. Now get back up here. 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
990 Well of course 'downhill' is always easier. 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
991 Well, I did tell him a ninety-degree turn. 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
992 Give him a sec, it always takes a bit for gravity to catch up to cartoons. 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
993 Your knees! Bend your knees! 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
994 That is a serious updraft... 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
995 We all laughed at him for majoring in Cartoon Physics. 1.2769 0.05239 130 104 16 10
996 Believe me- this is the best trail. Nobody builds a trail better than me. I guarantee it. 1.2769 0.05124 130 103 18 9
997 He has great faith in Google Maps. 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
998 It's not his sure-footedness I'm questioning. 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
999 Right behind you. 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1000 A journey of a thousand feet begins with a single step. 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
1001 He has never been able to confront reality. 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
1002 He insists gravity is a hoax. 1.2769 0.04505 130 98 28 4
1003 No question... best hiker I've ever seen. 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
1004 I think you should go first. 1.2769 0.05124 130 103 18 9
1005 His new smart phone comes with that app. 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
1006 If someone turns the magazine 90 degrees to the right, that guy is fine, but we are in a heap of trouble. 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
1007 Gravity's a state of mind, boys. 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1008 Oh, just let him go---I'm sick of his bragging about his homemade nutrition bars. 1.2769 0.05124 130 103 18 9
1009 Or we could just make camp? 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1010 I'll let you tell him he's going the wrong way. 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1011 He's the Fred Astaire of hiking. 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
1012 Did he mention where he bought his hiking boots? 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
1013 Do you ever get the feeling we're in an Escher painting? 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
1014 I thought "race to the bottom" only has to do with economics and trade. 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
1015 On second thought, we're not in such a hurry. 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
1016 Neither gravity or reality applied to climbers from the Trump Expedition club. 1.2769 0.05124 130 103 18 9
1017 I never said it was a good idea, I just said lemmings do it all the time. 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
1018 It's all about core strength. 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
1019 You have to admit, he does have an interesting perspective. 1.2769 0.04232 130 96 32 2
1020 I want a pair of those! 1.2748 0.04853 131 102 22 7
1021 It's all about perspective. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1022 Has to get in his 10,000 steps. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1023 You know, he's been going downhill for years 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1024 He has been going downhill for awhile. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1025 He has tremendous personal magnetism. 1.2713 0.05133 129 103 17 9
1026 It's just a theory! 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
1027 He says that gravity is just a hoax, created by and for the rope companies in order to sell more rope. 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
1028 Uh, you go first! 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
1029 Welcome to Velcro Mountain. 1.2713 0.05133 129 103 17 9
1030 Wow, this is a real cliffhanger. 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
1031 He'd never let a little thing like gravity stand in his way. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
1032 This is the last time I'm going hiking with M.C. Escher! 1.2713 0.05250 129 104 15 10
1033 Okay, this game of 'Follow the Leader' has definitely taken a down turn. 1.2713 0.05133 129 103 17 9
1034 He must have set his phone to landscape 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
1035 Well, he's not coming back 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
1036 That's not south! 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
1037 First he denied climate change, but gravity? 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
1038 He's always been anti everything, including gravity. 1.2713 0.05133 129 103 17 9
1039 The gravity of the situation doesn't appear to phase him at all. 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
1040 Just like him to show off by climbing up backwards! 1.2713 0.05133 129 103 17 9
1041 He calls it 'trumped up trickle down.' 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
1042 He took the road less traveled, and should I call his wife or you. 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
1043 Are you coming back? 1.2713 0.05133 129 103 17 9
1044 Somehow, Bob remains undaunted by the gravity of the situation. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
1045 He can't climb 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
1046 I don't care what his GPS says. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
1047 They call him Cliff. 1.2713 0.05133 129 103 17 9
1048 Please, you go next. 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
1049 He claims it's just a matter of perspective. 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
1050 Looks like we'll be back at camp sooner than I thought. 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
1051 Try not to look down... 1.2713 0.05133 129 103 17 9
1052 ... and grab me a cup of coffee when you come back up. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
1053 Hiking really changed his perspective. 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
1054 We know you have a way.But do you also have a will? 1.2713 0.05133 129 103 17 9
1055 Wow...Glen really went downhill. 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
1056 I'll take that bet. 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
1057 He's right - this cartoon IS sideways. 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
1058 I've always admired Fred's sticktuitiveness. 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
1059 The brochure did guarantee the most direct route 1.2713 0.04368 129 97 29 3
1060 We better hope no one rotates this cartoon. 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
1061 Okay, you go next! 1.2692 0.05098 130 104 17 9
1062 Well now I don't feel so bad about not warning him. 1.2692 0.04475 130 99 27 4
1063 What are the odds he'd find a velcro cliff for his velcro shoes? 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1064 He said getting back would be harder. 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
1065 WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T LOOK DOWN! 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1066 He has a Pre-Newtonian concept of gravity 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1067 Damn it, Escher, cut it out! 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
1068 The joke's on him...he's wearing MY Fitbit. 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1069 It's OK. He was raised by goats. 1.2692 0.04475 130 99 27 4
1070 It's not as easy as it looks. 1.2692 0.05098 130 104 17 9
1071 Never wake up a sleep walker. 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
1072 He has an unusual center of gravity. 1.2692 0.04339 130 98 29 3
1073 Sorry, Mr. Lemming, you're on your own this time. 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1074 Now that's a real cliffhanger. 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1075 Come on Harry, you'd be up here by now if you didn't walk backwards 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1076 He believes gravity is a conspiracy created by the Chinese. 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1077 You know, Fred, your Fitbit may not count those vertical steps. 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1078 He swears it's easier on the knees. 1.2677 0.04394 127 96 28 3
1079 He is from down under. 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1080 Well the tour company did say off the beaten path. 1.2677 0.04394 127 96 28 3
1081 He always said gravity was overrated. 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1082 Man I didn't think he was being this literal when he said he was gonna walk till he dropped. 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1083 So far, so good, but he's going to have trouble where it gets flat down there. 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1084 You go second, Ronnie. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1085 He's been like this ever since he failed high school physics. 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1086 He's always been a downer. 1.2677 0.05414 127 104 12 11
1087 He's got those new Escher boots. 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1088 The good news is that it's all down hill from here 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1089 So now he is officially over the hill. 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1090 This is the last time I come for one of your Pokemon Go outings. 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1091 He really is over the hill .... 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1092 I think I'll take the other shortcut. 1.2677 0.04394 127 96 28 3
1093 Just for the record if you turned this cartoon to the right we'd be amazing 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1094 Not much of a cliffhanger. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1095 They say he was the first person to climb down Everest. 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1096 He's calling it "extreme hiking". 1.2677 0.04394 127 96 28 3
1097 Just engage your core. 1.2677 0.05178 127 102 16 9
1098 Why did we choose a leader who doesn't understand Science? 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1099 How Isaac understands the gravity of any situation is beyond me. 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1100 It's always more difficult going back down. 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1101 The technique's called mind over Matterhorn. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1102 He obviously never saw a Roadrunner cartoon. 1.2672 0.04825 131 103 21 7
1103 I think he misunderstood our discussion about Cliff Notes. 1.2672 0.05063 131 105 17 9
1104 He always did think he was above Newton's Law of Universal Gravitation. 1.2672 0.04825 131 103 21 7
1105 "I think I heard him say, ' screw ' gravity". 1.2672 0.04702 131 102 23 6
1106 So what's Escher doing now? 1.2672 0.04445 131 100 27 4
1107 What he doesn't know won't hurt him. 1.2672 0.04575 131 101 25 5
1108 Hiking is 10 percent mental, 90 percent shoes. 1.2672 0.04311 131 99 29 3
1109 I'll never doubt Google Maps again. 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
1110 Is he the one high on LSD or is it us? 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
1111 The faith of a Trump supporter is unbounded. 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
1112 He's never led a hike before, but he's been very successful in business. 1.2656 0.05020 128 102 18 8
1113 He says he learned it from watching old Warner Bros. cartoons. 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
1114 When you said 'it's all downhill from here' I didn't think you meant it literally 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
1115 He has been bragging about those new boots... 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
1116 Maybe he doesn't just think he's God. 1.2656 0.05141 128 103 16 9
1117 He figured out how to do that from watching that old Fred Astaire movie 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
1118 he said his life is going down hill. 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
1119 We've got to stop telling him he lacks gravitas. 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
1120 That trail has an unobstructed view. 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
1121 It's times like these I'm glad I'm not a lemming. 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
1122 What he lacks in brains and good looks, he makes up in stick-to-it-iveness. 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
1123 Dangerous? Depends on your perspective. 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
1124 Everything he does has to be over the top. 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
1125 Well, it's one of the 1,000 Places to See Before You Die 1.2656 0.05141 128 103 16 9
1126 Well, if you turn the page upside down you two are the ridiculous ones... 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
1127 This is a drawing of a cliff. It is not an actual cliff. Had this been an actual cliff, you would find a warning sign advising you are not able to safely walk over the edge without proper safety equipment. 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
1128 It's even more spectacular during ski season. 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
1129 Yes, Mel, a rope would have been nice. 1.2656 0.04365 128 97 28 3
1130 That is when things really started to go sideways. 1.2636 0.04985 129 103 18 8
1131 He says you have to stand up to gravity. 1.2632 0.04879 133 106 19 8
1132 I told him to take a long walk off of a short cliff.. 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
1133 He never DID know when to stop ... 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
1134 I shouldn't have insisted it's a bluff. 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
1135 The Flat Earth Society Said This Would Work 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
1136 I think he's losing his edge. 1.2619 0.04390 126 96 27 3
1137 How ticked do you figure he'll be when he finds out we got here first? 1.2619 0.05186 126 102 15 9
1138 I don't think I'll ever live this one down. 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
1139 He always has to live life on the edge. 1.2619 0.05062 126 101 17 8
1140 He always believes in taking the path not taken 1.2619 0.04390 126 96 27 3
1141 Jesus Christ! Not again! 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
1142 He's been down so long, it looks like up to him. 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
1143 Fine--win the race to the bottom. 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
1144 But by golly he's gonna get that Pikachu. 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
1145 Those new Jordans are something else 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
1146 I told you not to pay him up front! 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
1147 "I didn't say "Simon Says". 1.2619 0.05062 126 101 17 8
1148 I don't care how many times he does this, the cane is a crutch! 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
1149 He said don't worry it's all downhill from here.... 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
1150 He's out to disprove gravity. Next comes evolution and global warming. 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
1151 I'd follow him but I'm afraid my fitbit won't count those steps. 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
1152 That's it for these Escher hikes. 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
1153 I can see why they call it "Death Valley". 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
1154 He has been on edge for weeks. 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
1155 Walking down is easy. I want to see him walk back up. 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
1156 He always did have a way of making the impossible look easy 1.2619 0.05307 126 103 13 10
1157 Damn auto rotate 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
1158 I think it was the lemming jerky. 1.2619 0.05186 126 102 15 9
1159 Abstract hiking isn't for everyone. 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
1160 If I'd known he could do that I would have told him to 'go jump off a cliff' a long time ago. 1.2619 0.05186 126 102 15 9
1161 Yet another time in 2016 when the conventional wisdom was wrong. 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
1162 Gravity? Now THERE'S a hoax. 1.2619 0.05186 126 102 15 9
1163 He says it's all about core strength. 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
1164 Americans call it "The road less traveled" 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
1165 The guidebook did mention that the remote regions were considered lawless. 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
1166 He must be related to M.C. Escher. 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
1167 How much time does the short cut save? 1.2619 0.05186 126 102 15 9
1168 I didn't realize the fiscal cliff was a real place. 1.2619 0.05186 126 102 15 9
1169 Oh no, this might be when a cartoonist turns the picture on its side and we fall off? 1.2619 0.05186 126 102 15 9
1170 Waze says it's the fastest route! 1.2619 0.05186 126 102 15 9
1171 For God's sake don't look down! 1.2619 0.05186 126 102 15 9
1172 Looks like Joe is finally going off the deep end. 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
1173 Make that 1001 uses for duct tape... 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
1174 legalizing cannibas in this state was a bad idea. 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1175 He has always been downwardly mobile. 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1176 You know they say gravity is a hoax perpetrated by the Chinese. 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1177 You know what, Spiderman? Sometimes you can be a real jerk. 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1178 His wife told him to take a short hike off a high cliff. 1.2598 0.05269 127 104 13 10
1179 It's OK, you'll be fine. Just don't look up! 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
1180 Huge downside potential. 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
1181 She sure makes it look easy coming up backwards and in heels. 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1182 Going up is much harder. 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1183 I see Lefkowitz has finally gone over the edge. 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1184 Fine. You can go straight to hell. 1.2598 0.04501 127 98 25 4
1185 ..ever since he saw that Fred Astaire movie 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1186 The first step is the hardest 1.2598 0.04360 127 97 27 3
1187 It's possible if you never change your socks. 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
1188 He's doing it wrong. 1.2598 0.05149 127 103 15 9
1189 I'm afraid it's all downhill from here! 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1190 He is vertically challanged. 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
1191 He told me he was voting Trump...reality will kick in any minute 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1192 It's all in the stick, you know. 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1193 How the hell do we rate THIS trail? 1.2598 0.04501 127 98 25 4
1194 His map must be folded in a different place from ours. 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
1195 It works as long as you continue to believe. 1.2598 0.05149 127 103 15 9
1196 Seems illogical but to be honest I've never tried. 1.2598 0.04501 127 98 25 4
1197 That's what I call a trailblazer! 1.2598 0.04501 127 98 25 4
1198 He really shouldn't have used Apple Maps. 1.2598 0.05149 127 103 15 9
1199 Harry never did know which way was up. 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
1200 He can walk on water, too. 1.2598 0.04360 127 97 27 3
1201 Maybe he will get to Scotland before us.. 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1202 He read the cliff's notes. 1.2598 0.05149 127 103 15 9
1203 Man, that was good acid! 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
1204 C'mon guys. It's all downhill from here. 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1205 Can I have your s'mores? 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
1206 He does know how to get to the bottom of things 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1207 I don't want to be his Fitbit friend anymore. 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1208 I knew we shouldn't have eaten that plant. 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1209 Maybe now would be a good time to turn around? 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1210 Google Maps said to go straight 1.2598 0.04215 127 96 29 2
1211 He insists it's the fastest way to the bottom. 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
1212 When you get to the bottom, throw me a rope and help me down. 1.2598 0.05269 127 104 13 10
1213 I bet he'd make a great caddy. 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1214 They did say the trail down would be steep. 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1215 It's easy--just turn the page sideways. 1.2598 0.04501 127 98 25 4
1216 I never thought anyone would make it all the way up backwards! 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1217 ``I've got the car keys, show-off!!!'' 1.2581 0.04416 124 95 26 3
1218 OK, I'll go next, but are you SURE we're just a cartoon? 1.2581 0.05105 124 100 16 8
1219 Sometimes the shortest route is not the best. 1.2581 0.05355 124 102 12 10
1220 Magnetic soles, ferrite cliff---how foresightful! 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1221 I really hate his damn short cuts 1.2581 0.05105 124 100 16 8
1222 Gravity is not working. Blame it on Obama! 1.2581 0.05231 124 101 14 9
1223 Having the right gear is really so important out here! 1.2581 0.05105 124 100 16 8
1224 Well, that makes our position rather untenable. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1225 I get it. This year's presidential election is "a race to the bottom". 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1226 I really need a pair of those hiking shoes. 1.2581 0.04416 124 95 26 3
1227 They say hiking down is the hardest on the knees 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1228 Sherman never seems to acknowledge the gravity of the situation. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1229 Well it could be the quickest way down 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1230 Y'know what the weird thing is? His GPS location will still be the same as ours. 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1231 They say he was the first to use this trail. 1.2581 0.05105 124 100 16 8
1232 Enough, I've followed this guy all over the place but now things are really starting to go downhill. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1233 Guess we'll have to quit teasing Oglethorpe about his expensive new boots. . . 1.2581 0.05105 124 100 16 8
1234 Do you think I should tell him it was only a metaphor? 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1235 Humor me... double check the GPS. 1.2581 0.04108 124 93 30 1
1236 When you get to the bottom, drop a rope to us. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1237 He did promise that his first act as President would be the repeal of the Law of Gravity. 1.2581 0.05355 124 102 12 10
1238 He's never been on the level with us. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1239 Cliff prefers the path less taken. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1240 I think the Boy Scouts needs to rethink this new "extreme sports" merit badge. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1241 Joe, just remember it is lot harder coming up 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1242 Come on guys, it's all down hill from here. 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1243 Do you think Cliff Walker is his real name? 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1244 Well, he never claimed to be a Newtonian. 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1245 It's all core strength. 1.2581 0.05105 124 100 16 8
1246 It's easy, fellas.Just suspend your disbelief. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1247 Those new 'Air Sherpas' are sweet! 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1248 I think he said, "Walk this way." 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1249 That’s one small step for man... and one giant leap of faith by Bob. 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1250 I'll bring up the rear. 1.2581 0.05355 124 102 12 10
1251 He found those boots on Ebay. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1252 After the past year, nothing surprises me anymore. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1253 Bert likes to think outside the cliff. 1.2581 0.05105 124 100 16 8
1254 He's definitely vertically intergrated. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1255 Man, these third party voters will find an alternative for everything! 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1256 I told you he was a real downer. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1257 And don't you forget my pastrami on rye. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1258 Gravity is just a theory. 1.2581 0.05105 124 100 16 8
1259 On the other hand, it's all downhill from here. 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1260 Oh great, another cliffhanger. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1261 Looks like Herbie's idea finally got traction. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1262 We'll drop you a line sometime. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1263 I'll follow you. 1.2581 0.05355 124 102 12 10
1264 Ken's never been a social climber. 1.2581 0.05105 124 100 16 8
1265 He's in congress and doesn't believe in global warming either. 1.2581 0.05231 124 101 14 9
1266 Wow, he was right. Those new boots are awesome! 1.2581 0.05231 124 101 14 9
1267 It's his smarmy attitude I can't stand. 1.2581 0.05355 124 102 12 10
1268 He's so smug about it, too. 1.2581 0.04416 124 95 26 3
1269 All right, you win! Your shoes are better. 1.2581 0.04416 124 95 26 3
1270 "I thought you were going to tell him the anti-gravity shoes were a just gag". 1.2581 0.05105 124 100 16 8
1271 If you could see the length of his cleats, you'd understand. 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1272 This calls to mind a poem by Frost. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1273 WATCH OUT FOR THE LAWS OF PHYSICS! 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1274 Just because 100,000 scientists say gravity is a thing doesn't mean I have to believe in it. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1275 He attended a Tony Robbins seminar 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1276 Apparently, it's how you feel about gravity that counts. 1.2581 0.04265 124 94 28 2
1277 I'll be damned. Maybe he IS from a perpendicular universe. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1278 Sorry, we have no inclination to follow you. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1279 He never knows when to stop. 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1280 You did remember to tie the rope from his ankle to the tree, right? 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1281 For Fred, gravity is just a theory. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1282 Dr. Lemming I presume 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1283 He said he does water too. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1284 It's not like he can walk on water. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1285 Should we tell him he's not in a cartoon !? 1.2581 0.05105 124 100 16 8
1286 He said "Gravity is just a theory." 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1287 How long do you give him? 1.2581 0.05355 124 102 12 10
1288 He refused to understand the gravity of this situation. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1289 That new walking stick really does improve his balance. 1.2581 0.05105 124 100 16 8
1290 They say he sold his soul for that walking stick. 1.2581 0.05105 124 100 16 8
1291 I wonder where he got those shoes 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1292 Very convincing, Jesus. But can you do it on water? 1.2581 0.05231 124 101 14 9
1293 Yeah, but the hike back up is a killer. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1294 He's always marched to a different drummer. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1295 Kind of a comedown. A little while ago he was walking on air. 1.2581 0.05355 124 102 12 10
1296 You hear that. He knows the words to Edelweiss. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1297 Okay, the Sermon on the Mount was amazing, but now He is just showing off! 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1298 Smart boots. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1299 Okay, that is pretty cool....but the boots are still ugly. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1300 C'mon Larry! Can't you take a joke? 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1301 Sherpa, my butt. He's just got better shoes. 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1302 He was more impressive when he walked on water. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1303 . . . and yet again proving the fallacy of the "slippery slope" argument 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1304 The going down part is easy - coming back up really tests you 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1305 I told you we should have bought the more expensive hiking boots 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1306 Don't worry, it's only a fiscal cliff... 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1307 You're over thinking it. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1308 Bring us back some sandwiches! 1.2581 0.05105 124 100 16 8
1309 Well, always trust the G.P.S. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1310 He's been going down hill for some time now. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1311 Come on , try the road less traveled 1.2581 0.04416 124 95 26 3
1312 I guess that explains why he didn't feel he had to be nice to us on the way up. 1.2581 0.04416 124 95 26 3
1313 Fred!?! Do you understand the gravity of this situation?? 1.2581 0.05231 124 101 14 9
1314 You've really got to hand it to those REI people. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1315 And the signs of dehydration are what again? 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1316 And you told me he was on the level. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1317 Physics was never his strong suit. 1.2578 0.04331 128 98 27 3
1318 You're not fooling anyone, Superman. 1.2578 0.04991 128 103 17 8
1319 After you, Ted. 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1320 Tell me again what he's been putting into his trail mix? 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1321 I told you we are on Mt. Velcro. 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1322 I bet he thinks he can walk on water too! 1.2560 0.05068 125 101 16 8
1323 I guess the rules don't apply to him. 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1324 Every man walks his own reality. 1.2520 0.04410 123 95 25 3
1325 According to cartoons, this only lasts until he realizes where he is. 1.2520 0.05110 123 100 15 8
1326 He never did know up from down... 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1327 He told me he's all in for being downwardly mobile! 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1328 He does have a certain stick-to-it-iveness... 1.2520 0.04978 123 99 17 7
1329 Think he knows what's up? 1.2520 0.04410 123 95 25 3
1330 Only Bob would think to Velcro the entire cliffside. 1.2520 0.04978 123 99 17 7
1331 He just does what his GPS tells him to do. 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1332 He's always had a hard time asking for directions. 1.2520 0.04410 123 95 25 3
1333 It's all downhill from here. 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1334 Well he certainly makes that look easy. 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1335 I'm starting to rethink this whole agnostic thing. 1.2520 0.04978 123 99 17 7
1336 Everyone knows that going down is easier! 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1337 He's always had a lousy sense of direction. 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1338 See, gravity is just a theory. 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1339 According to ancestry.com, he's part goat. 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1340 I can hear my mom's voice asking me if I'd go after him. 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1341 There's nothing down there anyway. 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1342 I'm not stopping until I hit my 10,000 steps. 1.2520 0.05110 123 100 15 8
1343 Allen is amazing, he'll walk until he drops. 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1344 Hey! Fred? You gotta hole in your pants. 1.2520 0.05365 123 102 11 10
1345 His GPS was hacked by Russian squirrels. 1.2520 0.04978 123 99 17 7
1346 Do you think we should tell him? 1.2520 0.04410 123 95 25 3
1347 Fred will go anywhere to catch a new Pokémon 1.2520 0.04978 123 99 17 7
1348 My mom asked me once what I would do in this very scenario, but I assumed it was rhetorical. 1.2520 0.04978 123 99 17 7
1349 See? You just gotta find the right angle. 1.2500 0.04942 124 100 17 7
1350 This is a real cliff hanger. 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1351 He teaches Relativity at Princeton. 1.2500 0.04669 124 98 21 5
1352 Yeah! Well Yodel-Ay-Dee-Effin-O to you too! 1.2500 0.05201 124 102 13 9
1353 A bit overboard even for Pokemon, I'd say. 1.2500 0.04942 124 100 17 7
1354 I guess the more expensive shoes are worth it. 1.2500 0.04669 124 98 21 5
1355 He's one of those "the world is flat" believers. 1.2500 0.04379 124 96 25 3
1356 He's one of those "gravity is a theory" types..... 1.2500 0.04807 124 99 19 6
1357 I suppose he walks on water, too 1.2500 0.04807 124 99 19 6
1358 I'd rather take the stairs. 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1359 watch him pick up speed! 1.2500 0.04807 124 99 19 6
1360 If you turn this picture sideways we're the ones defying gravity. 1.2500 0.04942 124 100 17 7
1361 What he doesn't realize is that going down is hell on the knees. 1.2500 0.04379 124 96 25 3
1362 He doesn't believe in global warming OR gravity. 1.2500 0.05073 124 101 15 8
1363 This is the third game in a row of Follow the Leader that he has won. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1364 I guess those boots were worth the extra ten dollars. 1.2480 0.05036 125 102 15 8
1365 Whatever you do, don't look straight! 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1366 CHECK YOUR GPS! 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1367 What did he just say? He said so far, so good. 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
1368 I told you we needed to work on our core. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1369 He wrote the book on vertical descents. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1370 He's underleveredged. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1371 He always sticks to the trail. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1372 It's steeper than it looks. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1373 Well this is a cliffhanger. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1374 Isaac, come back, you've made your point. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1375 Just don't look down. 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
1376 Do you think he's coming back up? 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1377 Now do you believe me that he's the guy who invented Velcro. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1378 I don't care what he said, I'm calling an Uber. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1379 OK, so alternative universes may exist. But they definitely aren't parallel! 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1380 And to think, when he said gravity was a hoax perpetrated by China, I just laughed. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1381 It was a matter of time before he went off the cliff. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1382 Good thing his parents never let him watch cartoons as a kid. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1383 Relativity is a theory. Gravity is a law! 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1384 The GPS is acting up again! 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1385 What was it you said he invented? Velcro? 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1386 They say going down can be as dangerous as climbing up. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1387 Walking on water's already been done. 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1388 The audacity of Velcro continues to astonish me. 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1389 Nah, downhill's too hard on the knees. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1390 Let's just take a cab. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1391 That's not the way we came! 1.2479 0.05153 121 99 14 8
1392 His faith in GPS is truly powerful. 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
1393 It helps to have a good attitude, eat a healthy diet and have special boots. 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1394 He used to work for Lehman Brothers. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1395 Is he trying out the Velcro Trail? 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1396 Sure it looks impressive. But when you turn your head sideways, WE'RE the ones defying gravity. 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
1397 He's in total denial. 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1398 That's nothing; you should hear him yodel. 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
1399 And, I thought the ad for those shoes was a lot of bunk. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1400 I love convincing Libertarians that the government invented gravity. 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1401 Don't you realize the gravity of what you are doing? 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1402 He's always showing off, you should have seen what he did last week on the lake. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1403 Follow me. It's not so bad. Just avoid looking up! 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1404 What will Nike come up with next? 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1405 There goes Robert Frost again. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1406 He's been watching too many Road Runner cartoons. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1407 When they said he was "a little light in the loafers," I thought it meant something else. 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
1408 The trick is not to look down. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1409 Just keep your core tight. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1410 He must be one of those flat earthers. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1411 Go ahead, but I'm not falling for that again. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1412 He binge watched all The Matrix movies last night. 1.2479 0.05153 121 99 14 8
1413 Hiking with Superman is less fun than I thought it would be. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1414 I have to get some of those shoes. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1415 I detest his lack of gravity. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1416 When do the cartoon physics kick in? 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1417 Just like Harold, to take the easy way out! 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1418 He never did know which way was up. 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1419 Think that's impressive? You should see him text and drive! 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1420 I've seen this cartoon. In about two seconds either he's going to fall or we are. 1.2459 0.04555 122 96 22 4
1421 Falling in very slow motion is still falling. 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
1422 Perhaps we shouldn't mention it. 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
1423 He says the GPS is always right. 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
1424 I think he's calling it Velcro. 1.2459 0.04555 122 96 22 4
1425 Impressive, but it's just showing off when he does it backwards. 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
1426 No one ever told him he couldn't. 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
1427 Never hire a guide whose nickname is Gecko. 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
1428 He's inclined to get down. 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
1429 I recommend we do not continue to play 'follow the leader'. 1.2459 0.04555 122 96 22 4
1430 I told you he was very tacky. 1.2459 0.04403 122 95 24 3
1431 He attributes it to diet and exercise. 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
1432 I told you it was risky joining a club called The Lemmings. 1.2459 0.05115 122 100 14 8
1433 I said take a flying leap. 1.2459 0.04981 122 99 16 7
1434 He goes low, we go higher. 1.2459 0.04981 122 99 16 7
1435 This is where we lost Billy. 1.2459 0.05115 122 100 14 8
1436 I should have backed that Kickstarter, too. 1.2459 0.04843 122 98 18 6
1437 I told you we should have warned him not to follow the Google maps directions. 1.2459 0.04555 122 96 22 4
1438 Just suspend your belief in the laws of gravity and go for it. 1.2459 0.04843 122 98 18 6
1439 You're doing fine. Just don't look down. 1.2459 0.04843 122 98 18 6
1440 But what if he trips? 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1441 Oh, gross, Frank. You stepped in some gum. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1442 He's taken 'cliffhanger' to a whole 'nother level. 1.2439 0.05207 123 102 12 9
1443 Let him go. You know Professor Lemmings has a mind of his own. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1444 How'd you like to walk a mile in his shoes? 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1445 He's never seen a Road Runner cartoon. 1.2439 0.05077 123 101 14 8
1446 Do you think he can walk on water too? 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1447 It's how you look at it. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1448 Do you think we should tell him the path ended? 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1449 Walking down is easy. Let's see if he has the stamina to walk back up. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
1450 On second thought, I guess you can change the laws of phsyics. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1451 Clarence, cheer up! It's only a presidential election!! 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1452 Yes it's impressive, but wait till you see him moonwalk it back to us. 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
1453 I hope his laces are tied. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1454 I'm not taking the fall for this one. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1455 Yeah that's pretty good but I bet it won't be as easy on the way up. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1456 Remind me to update the GPS if we get back. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1457 Trust me, I've seen this in other cartoons. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1458 The amazing thing is "He's walking up backwards" 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1459 It's a Zen thing, mind over mountain. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1460 His spirit animal is Wile E. Coyote. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1461 "Water is too easy". 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1462 It's easier going downhill. 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
1463 Pete failed physics! 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1464 Do you believe this guy? The park ranger said to stay on the marked trail. 1.2417 0.04266 120 93 25 2
1465 "I'm not sure he understands the gravitas of the situation." Lisa Erickson, Minneapolis, MN 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1466 I'm getting too old for psychedelics. 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
1467 Tom has always lived in a perpendicular universe. 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
1468 It actually helps if you look down. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1469 He puts too much faith in the directions his GPS gives him. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1470 He's off his meds... 1.2417 0.05158 120 99 13 8
1471 I don't care what WAZE says, I'm going back the way we came! 1.2417 0.05158 120 99 13 8
1472 Now I KNOW we're in a cartoon! 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
1473 Those boots will be huge on Kickstarter. 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
1474 I saw Fred Astaire do that in 'Royal Wedding!' Bravo! 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1475 Now that is gravitas. 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
1476 Sometimes you just have to follow your own path. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1477 Of course, he only does this so he won't have to carry the heavy bags 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1478 Wilderness guide, my ass! 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1479 I'm telling you, EVERYTHING is rigged. 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
1480 He always thinks he knows a short cut...and I bet he beats us to the bottom. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1481 He makes it look so easy! 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
1482 Does he know there's a bridge? 1.2417 0.05158 120 99 13 8
1483 I told you he couldn't rappel! 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1484 Looks like he found the fastest way down. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1485 He dropped his phone 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
1486 Joe always finds a short cut. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1487 Why do you think his parents named him, Cliff? 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
1488 Should we tell him, "walking on water" is what really got people talking? 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
1489 Is this a bucket list, or a fu¢# it list? 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
1490 Escher wait! This is real life! 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1491 Talk about a race to the bottom. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1492 There's gotta be a Trump joke in here somewhere, but I'll be damned if I can figure it out. 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
1493 He said he stopped eating gluten. 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
1494 This proves it. We're figments of someone's imagination. 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
1495 Where the hell can we get shoes like that? 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
1496 He swears by his GPS. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1497 Either he's escaping reality or his pack really is lighter than ours. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1498 It's just Escher being Escher. 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
1499 I can't remember what, but Mom said something about this exact situation. 1.2397 0.04983 121 99 15 7
1500 Billy was raised by Goats 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1501 He says it's easy in landscape view. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1502 I think we are off the trail 1.2397 0.04983 121 99 15 7
1503 Did he say where he gets his shoes? 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1504 Escher's stairs weren't enough of a challenge for him. 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1505 His superpower is Circe du Soleil. 1.2397 0.05119 121 100 13 8
1506 I guess he wasn't joking when he said this was the quickest way to the bottom. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1507 PokemonGo meets the older generation. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1508 Should we follow him and the rest of the Trump supporters? 1.2397 0.05119 121 100 13 8
1509 If you think that's great, wait till you see him on that river. 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
1510 He is the only guy I know who moonwalks up a cliff. 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
1511 His mother had an affair with Spiderman. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1512 He marches to a really different drummer. 1.2377 0.04946 122 100 15 7
1513 The brochure for the tour said that the excursions were somewhat challenging 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1514 Spider-Man, Schmider-Man.... Parker, quit goofing off! 1.2377 0.05081 122 101 13 8
1515 I have a feeling we shouldn't have taken the one less traveled by 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1516 He says, he's determined to reach rock bottom. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1517 Maybe we're the ones who need to do a reality check. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1518 Escher is such a show-off! 1.2373 0.05202 118 98 12 8
1519 Would you walk down a cliff if all your friends did? 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1520 He seems unbalanced lately. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1521 It's all easy and downhill from here. 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1522 You know what, you guys brainstorm all you want. I'm going to just start walking. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1523 Zen is only going to take him so far. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1524 It's all downhill from here guys! 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1525 Ah...so, that's why they call this place The Gray Cliffs of Velcro. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1526 They say he has great gravitas. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1527 Hi Ho, Hi Ho...it's off the cliff I go! 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1528 He still hasn't reached his daily step goal. 1.2373 0.05061 118 97 14 7
1529 And don't come running back when you finally understand the gravity of the situation. 1.2373 0.05061 118 97 14 7
1530 Can a cartoonist face reckless endangerment charges? 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1531 Puts a whole new perspective on things, doesn't it? 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1532 He said, "Newton, Schmooten." 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1533 Don't worry - he's done this before. 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1534 I'll be darned, those butt-clenching exercises really do strengthen the gluteals. 1.2373 0.05061 118 97 14 7
1535 Perspective is an illusion. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1536 So far so good 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1537 I admire his perspective. 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1538 I knew his lack of gravitas would be his downfall. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1539 I'd rather take the scenic route. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1540 Pffft, you should see him dance on the ceiling! 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1541 Now there's an idea with some traction! 1.2373 0.05061 118 97 14 7
1542 Relax, we're millennials - we don't believe in gravitas 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1543 It's a giant leap of faith to deny climate change to denying gravity! 1.2373 0.05604 118 101 6 11
1544 Lets try this from a different angle 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1545 When they say "If your friend went over a cliff, would you follow?", this isn't what I had in mind. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1546 The new banned substances' list comes out after the fall. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1547 I guess that works if you can walk fast enough. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1548 Told you he was blind. 1.2373 0.05202 118 98 12 8
1549 I'm afraid he's taken a turn for the worst. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1550 Where's the downside? 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1551 I know his boots were expensive but that's ridiculous 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1552 I can hear the lemming inside you wanting to go next. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1553 What do you expect? He totally bombed Physics in college. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1554 He was right -- those hiking shoes were worth the money. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1555 I think he said, 'follow me.' 1.2373 0.05061 118 97 14 7
1556 I've looked all over for a pair of boots like that. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1557 If he leaves his phone in the car just one more time I swear I'm not waiting. 1.2373 0.05061 118 97 14 7
1558 A guide, you said. Can't do this without one, you said. You happy now? 1.2373 0.05061 118 97 14 7
1559 another victim of the GPS grave yard 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
1560 This is the last time we go hiking with Escher. 1.2358 0.04771 123 100 17 6
1561 He takes going off the grid to a whole new level. 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
1562 He just upgraded his GPS. 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
1563 Harry and his goddamn out-of-the-way restaurants. 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
1564 He bought those boots from a wily coyote. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
1565 You want to tell him the shoes aren't really magical or should we wait till he gets to the bottom? 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1566 Trailblazer my ass... 1.2353 0.04878 119 97 16 6
1567 That's why he's the CEO. 1.2353 0.05162 119 99 12 8
1568 I don't think I brought the right shoes for this. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1569 Stay on the Heath, Cliff! 1.2353 0.04878 119 97 16 6
1570 I could do that too if I had those shoes. 1.2353 0.04878 119 97 16 6
1571 He said "Because it's down there." 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1572 You always said you'd follow him anywhere 1.2353 0.05022 119 98 14 7
1573 He claims one of his ancestors used to argue with Newton. 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
1574 Please stop ignoring the gravity of your situation. 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
1575 I'm not falling for that trick. 1.2353 0.05022 119 98 14 7
1576 He told us if she won he was leaving the country. 1.2353 0.04878 119 97 16 6
1577 Is that how he gets his selfies to come out in landscape? 1.2353 0.05022 119 98 14 7
1578 He's always looking at things from a different angle. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
1579 I don't always hike, but when I do I prefer zero gravity. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1580 He's horizontally challenged. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
1581 He teaches relativism at Stanford. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1582 I've gotten turned around--which direction is horizontal? 1.2353 0.04878 119 97 16 6
1583 Don't worry, it's all downhill from here! 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
1584 I've got to get a pair of those boots. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1585 Later, when we freeze frame the Go-Pro, it will look like he's walking down the rock face, instead of actually falling to his death. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1586 I voted bridge. 1.2328 0.05101 116 96 13 7
1587 Logically, I was sure it was a slippery slope. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1588 M.C. Escher goes mountain climbing 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1589 I didn't realize he was taking the "walk down" part of "How many roads must a man walk down?" so literally... 1.2328 0.05246 116 97 11 8
1590 Hopefully this is just a metaphor. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1591 He is making gradual declines great again 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1592 The obit can begin "He strode with such assurance..." 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1593 He just heard Hillary is leading in the polls. 1.2308 0.05061 117 97 13 7
1594 Looks like he doesn't mind that it is all downhill from here. 1.2308 0.05061 117 97 13 7
1595 Looks like that spider was radioactive after all. 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1596 Although I wish him well, I can't help feeling it's all downhill from here. 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1597 Now I see why he was raving about those new boots! 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1598 I guess he really wants that Pokémon. 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1599 He said something about early voting. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1600 Onwards and downwards, as he always said. 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1601 I feel over the hill, too. I'm just coping better. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1602 Just like you to go off and leave us stranded here. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1603 Apparently, the trick is not looking down. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1604 The perils of Pokemon Go. 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1605 You know, sometimes I don't like that guy. 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1606 That's the quintuple double diamond trail. Only for the highly obnoxious hikers. 1.2308 0.05205 117 98 11 8
1607 Didn't Fred Astaire and Donald O'Connor do something like that? 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1608 Now there's a guy that knows how to "get down" 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1609 It's a matter of perspective 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1610 You're holding the map wrong! It says 'turn left' at the edge of the cliff! 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1611 He always did have the ability to follow his own inclinations! 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1612 ...yeah, so I'm going to walkabout my ass back to the lodge. 1.2308 0.05345 117 99 9 9
1613 The compass said south 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1614 Apparently there's a Pokemon down there. 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1615 "Of course, he's slow. He's walking backwards. 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1616 He's so libertarian that he won't accept the law of gravity. 1.2308 0.05061 117 97 13 7
1617 Damned GPS. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1618 I guess the GPS unit was right after all. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1619 Dang! He's right about the fly paper! 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1620 Dang Google Maps. 1.2308 0.05061 117 97 13 7
1621 Do you seriously not get the gravity of the situation? 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1622 I told you it was all downhill from here. 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1623 He says he'll be ok if he doesn't trip. 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1624 This guy doesn't know which way is up. 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1625 Has he gone over the edge again? 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1626 The new president suspended that law too? 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
1627 He swears by Waze. 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1628 I wonder if he can walk on water too 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1629 He says he just imagines himself in a magazine and turns it horizontal. 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1630 This Pokeman thing has really gotten too far. 1.2288 0.05022 118 98 13 7
1631 He never believed Newton. 1.2288 0.05022 118 98 13 7
1632 Mind you, men like him don't live the long life. 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1633 Guess Newton was wrong... 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1634 I think we'll stick to the trail. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1635 He's off again on the road less traveled by. 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
1636 Nah, I'm going to vote for Hillary. 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1637 I don't think that was just granola he ate. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1638 Extreme hiking sounded fun, but I'm walking down. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1639 Now do you believe me when I tell you we are in a cartoon? 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1640 Grimsley believes gravity is a hoax 1.2288 0.04240 118 93 23 2
1641 Let him go, he's been on edge for days. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1642 I guess it all depends on your perspective. 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1643 It must be the shoes. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1644 This will revolutionize cartoon physics. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1645 He's always looking at the downside. 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1646 He's a transcendentalist. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1647 I take it back -- he's *not* vertically challenged. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1648 We should have been more concerned that his trail name is Lemming. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1649 There goes the scientific consensus on gravity. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1650 Heigh ho, Heigh ho, it's off the cliff we go. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1651 I didn't think he was serious when he said he wanted to 'live on the edge'. 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1652 I guess he's over the hill. 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
1653 That's one small step for a man, one giant coup for National Geographic 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1654 WHERE did he buy those hiking boots? 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1655 Dan's leadership style is both his best and worst attribute. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1656 Miracle schmiracle. The best part is can finally tell my mom, “Well, as a matter of fact my friends DO walk off the edge of cliffs, and NO I DON”T follow them.” 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1657 He says gravity is just a politically correct hoax. 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1658 Just because he's the guy who invented 'Trickle Down' doesn't guarantee he'll survive. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1659 Nobody ever said playing Pokemon Go wouldn't be dangerous. 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
1660 The last thing he said was, 'I'll be alright. This artist always signs his cartoons in the bottom left corner.' 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1661 You just HAD to invite the extreme sports nut to our bucket list! 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
1662 Henry's total reliance on Google Maps would lead the expedition to disaster. 1.2269 0.04984 119 99 13 7
1663 Now I know why they named him "Cliff." 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1664 His GPS said there is a road here. 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1665 If you think that's impressive, you should see him when he does it backwards. 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1666 I told you hiking with M. C. Escher could be frustrating. 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1667 I always thought he was a lemming. 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1668 Don't! We take it back, we won't vote third party! 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1669 I think one of us may be turned around. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1670 His shoes are the new Teslas. He's laced in and goes wherever they take him. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1671 Bridges? He don't need no stinking bridges. 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1672 That settles it. Bob gets tested for PEDs. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1673 You have a warped sense of humor Peter Parker. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1674 What the hell is this 'Tipperary' he keeps singing about? 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1675 Hey guys, this looks like the easiest way down. 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1676 Careful, Sidney, don't run. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1677 He was bitten by a radioactive mountain goat. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1678 I told you not to invite him. 1.2261 0.04950 115 95 14 6
1679 This is a matter of some gravity! 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1680 Wait! Where in lieu of flowers? 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1681 Come see us when you can walk on water. 1.2261 0.04950 115 95 14 6
1682 OK. Didn't see THAT coming. 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1683 George has always been light on his feet. 1.2261 0.05102 115 96 12 7
1684 He's a Libertarian . 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1685 Ah, yes, the 'Slippery Slope' fallacy ... good demonstration, Dr. Cornblatt! 1.2261 0.05102 115 96 12 7
1686 ...because it's dangerous to wake a sleep walker. 1.2261 0.05102 115 96 12 7
1687 That's not an approved trail, Hank! 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1688 When you gotta go....you gotta go! 1.2261 0.04950 115 95 14 6
1689 "And *that*, my friend, is what you call a real ''cliffhanger"! 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1690 Well you don't have to leave in such a huff! 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1691 This is why I don't want to walk with Jesus. 1.2261 0.04950 115 95 14 6
1692 And you guys didn't think I could make it up backwards! 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1693 Hey, I thought we were a team! 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1694 Shoes wisely. 1.2261 0.05102 115 96 12 7
1695 Now I see why you like your new hiking boots so much. 1.2261 0.04950 115 95 14 6
1696 Sam just doesn't get the gravity of our situation. 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1697 You're overthinking this. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1698 Stupid. How are you going to get back? 1.2261 0.05249 115 97 10 8
1699 I gotta get me a pair of those hiking boots! 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1700 Those shoes are worth the extra money! 1.2261 0.04950 115 95 14 6
1701 Holy cow, he was right about those non-skid soles 1.2261 0.04289 115 91 22 2
1702 Impossible? Are you kidding, he also thinks Trump can win!?! 1.2261 0.05249 115 97 10 8
1703 So that's why he's called Cliff 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1704 I told you we weren't qualified to do the intermediate trek. 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1705 I admire his confidence in his GPS. 1.2261 0.04950 115 95 14 6
1706 There are quicker ways of getting down there. 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1707 Be careful not to slip on those loose rocks 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1708 I don’t think his GPS is working. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1709 I said he was over the hill, but he's not falling for it. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1710 Sir! Watch out, your shoelace is untied! 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1711 He never stopped to enjoy the view. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1712 For George, some things are suggestions not laws. 1.2261 0.04950 115 95 14 6
1713 How big do you think his dick is? 1.2261 0.05392 115 98 8 9
1714 He's a founding member of the Earth is Flat Society. 1.2261 0.04289 115 91 22 2
1715 I told him not to eat that mushroom. 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1716 IT'S GOING TO BE A STEEP LEARNING CURVE 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1717 You never stop and ask for directions! 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1718 He'll bounce back, right? 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1719 Nice shoes! 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1720 He also walks on water. 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1721 He's in the zone. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1722 I need better boots. 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1723 I don't know which way is up these days either... 1.2261 0.04289 115 91 22 2
1724 There goes Ralph again, defying every law! 1.2261 0.04950 115 95 14 6
1725 And down here we have the bottom of the cliff. 1.2261 0.04950 115 95 14 6
1726 Do not attempt to adjust your vertical hold, this is the twilight zone. 1.2261 0.05102 115 96 12 7
1727 He'll wake up, briefly. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1728 Pffft, I would be more impressed if he walked up it. 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1729 I'll bet you 10 dollars he won't be back." 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1730 He said his name was Cliff Walker. 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1731 He wanted to come here, to Iron Mountain, because people keep commenting on his unusually high degree of personal magnetism. 1.2261 0.04950 115 95 14 6
1732 But I'm afraid of depths. 1.2261 0.05249 115 97 10 8
1733 Seriously, man, for Pokémon Go?! 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1734 Don't you just hate it when they end on a cliffhanger? 1.2261 0.04289 115 91 22 2
1735 Man down. 1.2261 0.04950 115 95 14 6
1736 If he's on the level and we're not, what do we do next? 1.2261 0.04950 115 95 14 6
1737 Who knew you could suspend belief in gravity? 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1738 He said he was with cirque de soleil 1.2261 0.04289 115 91 22 2
1739 I told him he needed to get a grip. 1.2261 0.04950 115 95 14 6
1740 I don't think he realized Over the Hill is just an expression... 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1741 Remember, mind over splatter! 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1742 Will you be back for dinner? 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1743 He always says Google maps is never wrong. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1744 He's a cartoonist. That's how! 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1745 'He always marched to the tune of a different drummer.' 1.2261 0.05102 115 96 12 7
1746 Yeah...but can he part walls? 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1747 The first step is usually a killer! 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1748 Sure, we're all in the same party, but do you really want to follow him? 1.2212 0.05142 113 95 11 7
1749 They don't call him "El Capitan" for nothing. 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1750 Hey, old-timer, don't leave now. We climbed all the way up here to ask you the secret of life. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1751 I liked him better when he was in a downward spiral 1.2212 0.05142 113 95 11 7
1752 He wouldn't have been able to do that before he lost all the weight. 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
1753 Since he read Robert Frost, , he's been taking the road less traveled. 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
1754 Look! It's M.C. Escher! 1.2212 0.05142 113 95 11 7
1755 Thank goodness he wasn't in 'Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.' That was the best part. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1756 And just what does that prove? 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1757 How else did you expect to get back down? 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
1758 Cliff just earned his name 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1759 He's watched way too many Roadrunner cartoons. 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1760 I think there's too much downside to that trail. 1.2212 0.05294 113 96 9 8
1761 That's why it's called M. C Escher mountain. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1762 Exactly what kind of spider bit him back there? 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
1763 He always sticks with his GPS. 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1764 He loses more sherpas that way. 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1765 Yeah, descending is always easier than ascending. 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1766 Don't look down! 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
1767 All he said was, 'Don't buy everything Sir Isaac Newton wrote.' 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1768 Yes, but he is the unconventional, straight-shooting outsider we were looking for in a leader. 1.2212 0.05294 113 96 9 8
1769 Shh, don't say a word; as long as he believes... 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
1770 I think Bob is taking his study of Lemmings a bit too far 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1771 Save your breath. He's an idealist. 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
1772 Ok. We admit going down was impressive. Coming back up? Now you're just showing off! 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
1773 How do you think he got to be CEO of Wells Frago. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1774 Now I know why he was chewing so much gum earlier. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1775 He is sick of being told what he can and cannot do. 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1776 The Early Bird buffet price isn't worth it! 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1777 It's a camera trick from the old Batman episodes. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1778 I once saw Fred Astaire do something like that in a movie! 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
1779 Honey, why cant you be more like Robert? 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1780 But how will you get the shoes back up to us? 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1781 Ninety percent of physics is believing in yourself. 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1782 And when he gets to the bottom he walks on water. 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1783 I've got to stop taking acid before a hike. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1784 Since Donald Trump was elected ALL the rules have changed. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1785 Einstein is rolling in his grave. 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
1786 Those shoes suck. 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1787 When we go high, he goes low! 1.2212 0.05142 113 95 11 7
1788 I didn't think "anti-establishment," included gravity. 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1789 If you think that's impressive, you should see how he goes to the bathroom 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1790 I hope he doesn't fart . 1.2212 0.05142 113 95 11 7
1791 No, Frank, I don't understand the gravity of our situation. 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
1792 As long as nobody fact-checks gravity, we'll be fine. 1.2212 0.05294 113 96 9 8
1793 For the last time - we are NOT going to follow you to hell and back! 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1794 Watch out for that banana peel! 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1795 I want his hiking boots. 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
1796 Wall Street tax attorney discovers loophole in law of gravity on team building weekend. 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
1797 My oh my, he has totally lost his edge. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1798 But we're supposed to stay on the posted trail. 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1799 His conspiracy theory about 'scientific consensus' extends to gravity. 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1800 Gravity isn't a hoax created by China, trust me. 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1801 He says it's the shortest path to the bottom. 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
1802 And if you order now, we'll throw in a second tube of Wonder Glue absolutely free! 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1803 Son of a gun! Showing us up again by traversing up backwards. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1804 I've heard about those who take the road less traveled... 1.2212 0.04119 113 89 23 1
1805 I'm having second thoughts about these company outdoor adventure retreats with the boss. Mankoff is as blind as a bat without his glasses. 1.2212 0.05441 113 97 7 9
1806 The walking sticks do help with balance. 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1807 Man, Wile E. Coyote would have killed for a pair of boots like those. 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
1808 He's using the new iBoots. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1809 He learned this trick from Trump. His reality was whatever he says it is. 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1810 He does seem to have his own reality. 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1811 Why is he humming 'Climb Every Mountain'? 1.2212 0.05142 113 95 11 7
1812 Sam, when you return with the ropes could you bring some lip balm, too? Only if it's not too much to ask. 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1813 Call when you reach the bottom Harry! 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1814 Even in retirement, Captain Kirk wanted to boldly go where no one had gone before. 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1815 What do you propose Doctor Lemming? 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1816 Was it something I said? 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
1817 He has a flagrant disregard for the laws of gravity. 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1818 He still thinks gravity is just a theory. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1819 It's not nearly as reckless as jumping. 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
1820 Maybe it's a shortcut. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1821 Don't blame me. Bringing Escher along was your idea. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1822 Brian never sees obstacles 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1823 NOW THAT'S A REAL DOWNER 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1824 I suck at Truth or Dare. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1825 Ever since Trump, there's no such thing as shock value. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1826 Well, it's all down hill from here. 1.2143 0.03895 112 88 24 0
1827 How about that, the car is right there. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1828 That's just like Fred; not satisfied with merely making it to the top. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1829 Like he said, Gravity's just a scientific hoax perpetrated by the Swiss to sell ....watches or something. Let's go." 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1830 It all started when the rotation lock on his iPhone got stuck. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1831 I'm not saying he isn't a good guide. I'm just saying I wish he spoke more clearly, that's all. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1832 He's off to a meeting of the "Flat Earth Society" 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1833 I don't know. All he said was "What have I got to lose." 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1834 Inauguration Day...2017. ! 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
1835 Turn the page 90 degrees to the right, and you'll see it from his perspective. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1836 He's a big fan of M. C. Escher. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1837 He looks like he's been at this a lot longer than we have 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
1838 Don't wake him; he's sleepwalking. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1839 It depends on how you view the page. Turn the book one way and he is crazy. Turn it sideways and we're goners! 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1840 I'm telling you...this is the way the GPS shows. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1841 He'll do anything to get a few extra steps on his fit-bit. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1842 It's a cartoon, don't worry he'll be alright. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1843 Well... I might invest in his new shoe business after all. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1844 He claims he also can walk on water. 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
1845 Told you we should have bought the All Terrain shoes. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1846 Once a gumshoe, always a gumshoe. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1847 Never would have found this route without my GPS. 1.2143 0.05141 112 95 10 7
1848 He's a disciple of a perpendicular universe 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1849 Gravity is overrated. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1850 Down hill's a lot easier than uphill. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1851 Slip happens. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1852 He's even losing in a race to the bottom. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1853 Jesus never ceases to amaze me. 1.2143 0.05141 112 95 10 7
1854 This part of the tour wasn't in the Yelp review. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1855 Those new virtual reality glasses are amazing. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1856 Best damn hiking boots on the market. 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
1857 Marvin always has liked living on the edge. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1858 Archie always puts his own unique slant on things. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1859 First you defy your parents,now you defy gravity,when will it ever stop? 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
1860 You're going the wrong way. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1861 I still miss the old Spider-Man. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1862 Warm up the car we are going the long way down! 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
1863 Where'd you get your shoes, Tom? 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1864 He's not the Duke of York, it's a cliff not a hill, and there's only two of us. 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
1865 There is confidence and then there is CONFIDENCE. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1866 At least he's not a cliffhanger. 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
1867 What'd you expect.... he's voting Libertarian in November. 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
1868 Stan self-identified as someone who didn't believe in gravity. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1869 It's the shoes. 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
1870 Not a long walk down a short pier, but it'll have to do. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1871 I hate hiking with Peter Parker. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1872 His father was a house fly. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1873 He doesn't understand gravity, and he doesn't WANT to understand gravity; you have to admire that kind of resolve. 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
1874 He's sponsored by Velcro, Vortex and SuperGlue! 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1875 Hey Doug! Be careful. 1.2143 0.05295 112 96 8 8
1876 You sure this is google maps? 1.2143 0.04096 112 89 22 1
1877 Just because Harry is slowly walking down a cliff doesn't mean you should. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1878 When your ready for that selfie, let us know. We'll be right here. 1.2143 0.04096 112 89 22 1
1879 He says the key is to use the right angle 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
1880 His religion denies the bible and GPS. 1.2143 0.05295 112 96 8 8
1881 He said if you turn the map around you realize up and down are arbitrary. 1.2143 0.04096 112 89 22 1
1882 It's just mind over Matterhorn. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1883 Good thing we're not lemmings. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1884 Cheater! 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
1885 He's got that crucial stick-to-it quality. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1886 Wow, that Viagra really works! 1.2143 0.05141 112 95 10 7
1887 What gets me is he walks up backwards. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1888 Last week he walked on water. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1889 Gosh, 'Air Jordans' ARE phenomenal! 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1890 Wow I guess Hank's new hiking boots were worth the money! 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1891 Ok I believe you now, science is a hoax. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1892 Pokemon? 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1893 And that's why I don't use a Fitbit. 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
1894 See? I told you a walking tour of Mount Escher would be interesting. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1895 Well it's pretty clear now that he was the cause of the friction. 1.2143 0.04096 112 89 22 1
1896 Hey Ernie! Quick, tilt your iPad! 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1897 Now don't get ahead of yourself Gary! I'll pay up when he makes it to the bottom. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1898 When he said "vertical is the new horizontal" didn't you think he was trying a little too hard to pass himself off as a management consultant? 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1899 never underestimate the man who overestimates himself. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1900 I hate it when Spider-Man dresses down and tries to mess with other hikers. 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
1901 Don’t say anything. As long as he doesn’t realize it, he’ll be okay. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1902 One down, two to go! 1.2143 0.04096 112 89 22 1
1903 I dropped my cell phone! 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1904 The trick is not going down too fast. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1905 He always said that you're safe so long as you think you're safe. 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
1906 Ain't no mountain high enough.....ain't no valley low enough....... 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1907 He doesn't accept germ theory either. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1908 Did the artist turn the picture counter clockwise before or after he drew us? 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1909 His wife just called. 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
1910 The lemmings call him Jesus. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1911 I still think you paid too much for those. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1912 I might try that too, if I'd sunk three hundred dollars into hiking boots. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1913 Of course he's live-streaming it... 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1914 As you no doubt know, climbing up is more difficult. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1915 Now that's what I call willpower! 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
1916 We should have stopped listening to the GPS when it said get out of the car and start walking. 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
1917 Good old Higgs is marching to his own Boson. 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
1918 Does it look like it gets any steeper? 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1919 Where the hell is Escher going? 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
1920 He thinks he's in a cartoon. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1921 It's the ultimate Merit Badge. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1922 When you get down there call us a helicopter 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1923 Say what you want about Shorty, but he's not vertically challenged. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1924 And it gets even more implausible when you turn the magazine upside down. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1925 Who does he think we are--lemmings? 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1926 "He really does know these mountains' 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1927 Tell me again what you put in that gorp. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1928 I'll try it only if they turn this cartoon on its side! 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1929 Pilates has really helped Ken develop a strong core. 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
1930 Just repeat to yourself, 'There is no cliff.' 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
1931 I suppose he thinks he will walk on water next. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1932 He doesn't know it can't be done. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1933 I meant "Take a hike" the other way! 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1934 On his way to vote 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
1935 Ever since he saw Fred Astaire in the movies dancing on the wall and ceiling, he has been impossible to hike with. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1936 Hey shortie. I will never call you vertically challenged again. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1937 I personally think it's the divorce. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1938 Newton, Schmooton! 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1939 Ever since Fred's been walking on water he's been looking for a new challenge. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1940 That's why the hike was listed for 'advanced' hikers only 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1941 I guess that's why it's called Velcro Butte. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1942 Ed always thought gravity was overrated. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1943 I don't think we should take his blindfold off. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1944 An existential descent 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1945 When he said there would be a technical part, I didn’t imagine this. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1946 Wow. Those new hiking boots really live up to the hype. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1947 Last night, didn't he say a spider bit his foot? 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1948 You do what you like but I'm taking the escalator 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1949 It's all that yoga. 1.2143 0.04096 112 89 22 1
1950 That's Donald Trump. He says the law of gravity is unconstitutional. 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
1951 It seems that he has overcome his fear of heights. 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
1952 Where did he say he bought his shoes? 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
1953 He does not believe in or understand the gravity of the situation. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1954 If we hurry we can still beat him to the bottom! 1.2143 0.05141 112 95 10 7
1955 I wasn't sure he'd make it even that far. 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
1956 He's more of a big picture guy. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1957 You should see what he does on a lake. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1958 I'll pull up the rear. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1959 Sure, he's a trailblazer and all, but I'm more impressed by that beard. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1960 When did Escher join our hiking club? 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
1961 He's always been a lightweight, no gravitas. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1962 Luckily, he forgot his glasses today. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1963 Don't worry, he's a Hedge Fund manager. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1964 Should we tell him that this isn't a cartoon? 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
1965 The Dalai Lama's "Trump" impression keeps getting better. 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
1966 Did he step in gum again? 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1967 I didn't really believe him when he said he knew how "to walk that walk." 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1968 Anyone can just jump... 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1969 It's been all down hill for Dan, lately 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1970 But can he moonwalk? 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1971 Beats walking on water 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1972 He's only trying to impress his fitbit. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1973 We gotta get a pair of those boots. . . 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1974 Follow me, boys. I saw this trick on YouTube. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1975 Remind us again. What was wrong with playing a round of golf? 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
1976 Cliff!" "Cliff? 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1977 His leadership is a matter of perspective. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1978 Yes, he's exploring on a whole different plane. 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
1979 Its not walking on water but its a good start. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1980 Not feeling the lemming in me today 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1981 Gotta give him points...not much technique, but he runs on sheer denial. 1.2143 0.05141 112 95 10 7
1982 He's still using the old GPS 2D 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1983 He's had a lot of ups and downs, but always takes them in stride. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1984 When you substitute four-dimensional space-time for a two-dimensional surface, it's not all that big a deal. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1985 Yeah - he thinks the traffic laws don't apply to him either. 1.2124 0.05099 113 96 10 7
1986 Isaac Newton is spinning in his grave. 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
1987 Come to think of it, he does seem to have a magnetic personality. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
1988 How many stars do you think we should give him on Sherpa4U? 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
1989 I told him to turn off that GPS app! 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
1990 That's not in the brochure! 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
1991 If I said it once, I said it 100 times. He HAS to stop playing Pokemon Go. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
1992 His life has been going downhill since Marge left him six months ago. 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
1993 You have to understand, he's been doing this a long time. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
1994 Does he really expect us to follow in his footsteps again? 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
1995 He learned it from Fred Astaire. 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
1996 He has absolutely no fear of depths. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
1997 What would you do for a Klondike bar? 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
1998 Your just going to accept the fact that you can't drink anymore. 1.2091 0.05018 110 93 11 6
1999 I see he's conquered his fear of hikes. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2000 Ever since he retired, it's been all downhill. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2001 'Take a short walk off a long cliff,' you said. What do you have to say now? 1.2091 0.05340 110 95 7 8
2002 Why didn't we think of doing that? 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2003 I never saw anyone walk up a hill backwards before. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2004 The drugs are getting stronger every year. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2005 Helium-infused Power Bars, fellas. Heading to the patent office next. 1.2091 0.05018 110 93 11 6
2006 All he does is bring people down. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2007 I have to get a pair of those boots! 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2008 He found magnetic north. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2009 Whaddya think Lemming should we try it? 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2010 He voted for Trump. 1.2091 0.05182 110 94 9 7
2011 Nice crampons! 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2012 Okay, then - I guess I owe you ten bucks. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2013 Maybe he's right. Ever since he got his divorce he thinks he can defy anything. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2014 ..and I thought walkin' on water was something 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2015 I think he's the new Most Interesting Man. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2016 We made a side bet, but I never thought he would actually do it. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2017 Where did Bill get that walking stick?! 1.2091 0.05018 110 93 11 6
2018 Superman, sometimes you can be kind of an asshole. 1.2091 0.05018 110 93 11 6
2019 I always wondered how he got those great looking calves. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2020 Talk about not appreciating the gravity of the situation! 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2021 But the sign said, "Please stay on the trail." 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2022 To be perfectly honest, I'd rather rappel down. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2023 Go ahead, but don't get too close. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2024 OK showoff. The world is flat. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2025 He found a shorter way down. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2026 He has long been a gravity denier. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2027 Good hiking shoes make such a difference. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2028 I can't decide if he's on the level. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2029 Claims to be a leading lemmings expert, and a fan of participant observation. 1.2091 0.05018 110 93 11 6
2030 You're the one who hired him. You go first. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2031 He must work out. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2032 Fred's half German, half gecko. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2033 No, it is NOT just my opinion! 1.2091 0.05018 110 93 11 6
2034 That never works for me. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2035 At work he likes to walk instead of taking the elevator. 1.2091 0.05018 110 93 11 6
2036 FOLLOW THE LEADER YOURSELF, I'M OUT 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2037 He's following a rare Pokemon 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2038 Al's always had a different perspective. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2039 Does he know it's against the laws? 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2040 Good to see Harry finally lost his fear of heights. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2041 Make mine a Mocha Grande! 1.2091 0.05182 110 94 9 7
2042 It's really all about your point of view. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2043 He just said, "What do I have to lose?", and started down. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2044 Going down is harder than it looks. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2045 You don't have to walk away mad. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2046 He is an auditor. He knows how to scale down. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2047 I guess these walking sticks really do make a difference. 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
2048 He's such a downer. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2049 "He always bragged about those hiking boots 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2050 He watched a Fred Astaire movie last night. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2051 I guess it's all downhill from here. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2052 When I said over the hill, I meant your age! 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2053 He always has to be so contrary. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2054 He always did say that butte was in the eye of the beholder. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2055 Get your camera. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2056 That's just throwing your vote away. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2057 George can't resist shortcuts. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2058 And you thought walking on water was easy. 1.2091 0.05018 110 93 11 6
2059 Is this what he meant by taking us in a new direction? 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2060 He calls it,'Walking on the wild side.' 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2061 Don't try it, he's a professional Pokemon Go player. 1.2091 0.05018 110 93 11 6
2062 Remind me to not recommend your services as an experienced guide. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2063 At this rate, he won't be above the law for long. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2064 Maybe we should've stopped and asked for directions. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2065 Those gum soles will only get you so far. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2066 I don't think Mike's treating this trip with the appropriate gravity 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2067 We'll wait here, Godot! 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2068 He seems sure of himself. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2069 Mother Nature always did have her favorite. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2070 It's always easier going down than coming up 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2071 That old goat makes it look so easy. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2072 Come back, Mr. Lemming! 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2073 I always said that Pete would be a stand-up guy to the very end. 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2074 That's WHY I hate to go hiking with him. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2075 It's gotta be the shoes. 1.2018 0.05011 109 93 10 6
2076 He's gonna hit rock bottom the way he's going. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2077 He always follows his GPS rigidly. 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2078 Going down is easy, he should try going up! 1.2018 0.04076 109 88 20 1
2079 He was not kidding with that 5-star review of those boots. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2080 Don't feel bad. He thinks even gravity is beneath him. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2081 Wow! That's one walking stick! 1.2018 0.05011 109 93 10 6
2082 He always was a contrarian. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2083 We can still win the race to the bottom. 1.2018 0.05011 109 93 10 6
2084 Elon says vertical hiking is going to be huge on Mars. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2085 The last thing he said was: "It's my way or the highway!" 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2086 It's quicker this way 1.2018 0.05011 109 93 10 6
2087 Oh no! We recommended that Clem take a break and try virtual reality -- not vertical reality! 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2088 Johnson! This is no time to turn back! 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2089 He certainly is well grounded. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2090 Sometimes I just hate that old goat. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2091 "Topological Applications of Two Dimensional Space Theory." Now that's what I call a doctoral thesis defense! 1.2018 0.05011 109 93 10 6
2092 Those boots have some traction. 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2093 And now you know why we call him 'Old Goat.' 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2094 It's the shoes! It's all about the shoes. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2095 He never knows when to quit. 1.2018 0.05011 109 93 10 6
2096 There's more than one way to get to the bottom. 1.2018 0.05011 109 93 10 6
2097 Don't worry - if we follow him, it'll mean more jobs. 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2098 Well he did say going down was the easier part. 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2099 Escher, quit showing off!! 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2100 I guess all that 'Newton be damned' talk wasn't just guide-speak. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2101 some people have no sense of direction. 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2102 Physics was never his forte. 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2103 Am I high? 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2104 Since Donald Trump became the Republican nominee it seems all the rules of changed. 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2105 I thought you fell if you looked down. 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2106 It's the insoles. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2107 "Be careful not to trip"... 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2108 His new cell pone has a parachute. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2109 If all your friends were hiking off a cliff, would you? 1.2018 0.03862 109 87 22 0
2110 Great boots! 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2111 He's right! It is easier going down. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2112 He takes all the fun out of this. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2113 Damned impressive, but I still can’t get over how the Birkenstocks look. 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2114 And you said it was a bad idea to bring Fred Astaire on the hike. 1.2018 0.05011 109 93 10 6
2115 It's because he eats that G.M.O. goat cheese. 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2116 Something I said? 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2117 I'm just hoping somebody didn't rotate this image 90 degrees. 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2118 He'd better switch back from portrait to landscape, PRONTO, or... 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2119 He forgot to turn his 'auto rotate screen' off, again. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2120 Don't look at me. You are the one that insisted on bringing Jesus. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2121 It's just a matter of your perspective. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2122 He must really want those keys back. 1.2018 0.04076 109 88 20 1
2123 He's not a reality-based hiker. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2124 He likes to challenge himself. Last year it was walking on water. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2125 Hank is the most dedicated Libertarian I have ever seen. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2126 He says it's easier going down than up. 1.2018 0.04076 109 88 20 1
2127 I hate Waze. 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2128 Your other right! 1.2018 0.05011 109 93 10 6
2129 I guess gravity is just a theory. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2130 We shouldn't be surprised. His brother walked on water. 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2131 Yeah, that's right—just keep walkin' pal. 1.2018 0.05178 109 94 8 7
2132 It's probably a gravitational wave. 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2133 I guess you would call him vertically challenged. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2134 He's a leading light of the Gravity Denial movement. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2135 He said gravity is a construct of the global vaccine lobby and he's not buying it. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2136 He'll be back, it's a round trip. 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2137 I told you that theatre floor was sticky. 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2138 Were you paying attention during the lesson? 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2139 He's a flat earther. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2140 Like any good cartoon, you get a free three seconds. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2141 DAMMIT SPIDERMAN! This is why no one wants to go on these disguised, covert nature walks with you anymore! 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2142 I've got to have a pair of those boots. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2143 It really is downhill from here 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2144 It won't be so easy coming back up. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2145 But can he walk on water?!! 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2146 I am Donald Trump and I approve this message. 1.2018 0.05339 109 95 6 8
2147 You have to follow me if you want your surrealism badge. 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2148 Well, he did say "Easy hike, with no elevation gain." 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2149 Now that's stick-to-itiveness! 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2150 The trick is, don't look down! 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2151 Good boots. 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2152 He never listens. 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2153 He's been working on his core. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2154 I feel like our expedition is going downhill, Bob 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2155 He's an executive at Wells Fargo...not sure it can last 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2156 Billy! 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2157 Harry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it literally! 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2158 I told you this would happen. He's a millennial and you have to tell him why he can't. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2159 Henry never did have that much respect for politics or gravity. 1.2018 0.05011 109 93 10 6
2160 He's like Donald Trump's hair. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2161 He says it's a matter of confidence. 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2162 Yeah, but I bet you can't walk on water! 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2163 And you laughed when I suggested the Elon Musk shoes. 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2164 At least, he's no longer trying to walk on water! 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2165 Cliff, certainly enjoys living life on the edge. 1.2018 0.05011 109 93 10 6
2166 That's not what *my* GPS says. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2167 He never asks for directions. 1.2018 0.04076 109 88 20 1
2168 I want Steve's new hiking boots! 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2169 You don't need to understand it, just have faith. 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2170 Hmm... I don't know. My GPS says go North. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2171 He said it's a shortcut. 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2172 I told you he follows his own path. 1.2018 0.04076 109 88 20 1
2173 He says his GPS has never failed him. 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2174 Why didn't we think of that before? 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
2175 Either he's walking sideways or we shouldn't have eaten those strange mushrooms. 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
2176 He never could understand topographical maps. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2177 On the other hand, I once followed him off a pier and it was all right 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
2178 He's an economist and just assumed he could walk this way. 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
2179 Change the orientation to landscape? He'd be ok, but we're doomed! 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
2180 I told you, going down hill is always easier. 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
2181 What do you expect? He totally bombed Physics. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2182 Is that a Trump bumper sticker on his backpack? 1.2000 0.05294 110 96 6 8
2183 Backwards! It's a new record. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2184 Did he mention where he bought his walking stick? 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2185 After they came out with Velcro laces, it was just a matter of time. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2186 His extreme mindfulness creates its own gravity. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2187 Should we be concerned? 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2188 Don't expect a big celebration when you reach the bottom! 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2189 Well, let's do it -- but the ascent is going to be murder. 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
2190 Wait, is he facing straight down or are we facing straight up? 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2191 It's faster going down 1.2000 0.04043 110 89 20 1
2192 What he lacks in youth he makes up for in technique. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2193 So Reinhold is at last over the hill. 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
2194 Did you leave the chocolate in his backpack? 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2195 He practices mindfulness. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2196 Those boots are gonna cost him an arm and a leg. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2197 That's impressive but can he walk on water? 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
2198 I think the goatee is for real. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2199 I’ve always admired Elmer’s sticktuitiveness. 1.2000 0.04043 110 89 20 1
2200 There goes Cliff. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2201 But...Mr. Escher... 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2202 I still can't believe Trump's the nominee. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2203 He said, "Because it wasn't there." 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2204 Two days ago, it was turning water into wine. Yesterday, it was walking on water. This guy is starting to irritate me! 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
2205 Of course, his hiking boots are the best, too. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2206 I sure get sick of his "It's all downhill from here" attitude. 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
2207 I thought there were no shortcuts in life? 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
2208 Is there an app for that? 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
2209 You can't just walk away like that! 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
2210 Remember his ideas on maintaining a positive attitude that we all found so annoying? 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
2211 Just wait until he sees a spider. 1.1982 0.04927 111 95 10 6
2212 Would you happen to know how the stock market's doing today? 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
2213 Oh, no you don't! You're not getting away that easy. 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
2214 ... and come back up the RIGHT way! 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2215 Damn you Smithers and your Post-it shoes. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2216 It's an uphill battle, so to speak. 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2217 He must be channeling his inner goat. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2218 And that is why the man is a legend 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2219 Technically, that IS a marked trail. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2220 Doggone GPSSS… 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2221 I told you, when he gets into a zone, there's no keeping up with him. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2222 He's dimensionally challenged. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2223 Yeah but how's he gonna get back up? 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2224 We can do this, just don't look down 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2225 Wanna explain the law of gravity to him and see what happens? 1.1963 0.05046 107 92 9 6
2226 Best pizza delivery anywhere! 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2227 OK, OK... now walk back 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2228 He's writing a lemming survival guide. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2229 I hate it when he hikes backwards. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2230 I said I’d follow him into hell-- but hey, that was metaphorical. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2231 I've always admired the way he can go over the edge. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2232 It did say "Made With Space Age Technology" on the box, but I figured that was just a marketing ploy. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2233 He always takes the quickest route. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2234 'He climbs backwards just to show off" 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2235 I said I'd follow him anywhere, but this is ridiculous! 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2236 Now this explains why everyone calls him a cling on! 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2237 How long did you say Super Glue lasts? 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2238 Where'd you get those shoes? 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2239 Where did Moses say he got his new walking stick? 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2240 The view is literally unbelievable. 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2241 Congress repealed the law of gravity. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2242 Everything Larry does is over the top! 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2243 He's okay, his grandfather was Wile E. Coyote. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2244 He's been doing this sort of thing since the primary. 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2245 Just get a new phone, Carl. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2246 It's all a matter of perspective. 1.1963 0.03858 107 86 21 0
2247 You should see him swim upstream to spawn. 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2248 Too bad, another Pokemon follower seems to have lost his way.. 1.1963 0.05218 107 93 7 7
2249 He's a cliffhanger. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2250 Evidently, when he walked on water on our last trip, that wasn't enough 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2251 You should have thought about that before we left! 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2252 I told you that Dad’s been slipping in his old age: now he’s confusing “over the hill” and “over the edge”! 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2253 He always said hiking was about taking the right angles. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2254 Ed has always had great stick-to-it-ive-ness. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2255 When he wants to show off he does it backwards..... 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2256 Careful, his GPS is powering off again. 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2257 And miles to go before I.... 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2258 You're doing great, Larry! Just don't look down! 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2259 He'd better not forget my hash brown. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2260 It's OK, he is from Melbourne 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2261 I'd do that if my nose wasn't running. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2262 He's on edge, but I think this will be a life-changing experience! 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2263 Apparently, Greg doesn't understand the gravity of the situation! 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2264 He got sidetracked again. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2265 He says that the law of gravity is a Chinese hoax. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2266 Nate always takes the easy way out. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2267 His mastery of Isaac Newton is amazing! 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2268 Iconoclast. 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2269 Warren commits a gross breech of trail etiquette by shortcutting the switchbacks. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2270 How about never trying that? Will that work for you? 1.1963 0.05046 107 92 9 6
2271 No problem... just rotate the panel 90 degrees clockwise. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2272 He's having his mid-life crisis." 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2273 They call him Wile E. Coyote, so just give him a second. 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2274 This beats walking on water. 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2275 Jesus asks too much of his followers. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2276 He must really love that frisbee. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2277 The upshot is that there's no more climbing! 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2278 He did say using the shortcut requires walking extremely fast. 1.1963 0.05046 107 92 9 6
2279 He said it's just around the corner. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2280 Nice boots. I wonder if they're waterproof. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2281 This is how I feel knowing that our two presidential candidates are Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2282 Okay, Dad. We get it. Now quit showing off. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2283 If he can pull this off, it makes walking on water look easy. 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2284 He seems unbearably smug. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2285 Well yeah, downhill is easy, but wait till he tries to get back, it's all uphill baby. 1.1963 0.05046 107 92 9 6
2286 So even if I wanted to jump, I'd still have to keep hiking? 1.1963 0.05046 107 92 9 6
2287 Even Brexit made more sense than this. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2288 It's more impressive if you turn it 90 degrees. 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2289 He's with Hillary. 1.1963 0.05218 107 93 7 7
2290 first to the top and the first back down... 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2291 Apparently he doesn't understand the concept of gravity. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2292 Robert is having a really hard time with the idea of 'President Trump'... 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2293 There goes Escher again, showing off. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2294 He says its all about perspective. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2295 Okay, Gullible, you can open your eyes now. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2296 He's from Australia 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2297 Jesus, what the hell are you doing? 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2298 Maybe it's us? 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2299 That National Geographic show on mountain goats really made an impression on him. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2300 I'll never go hiking with M.C. Escher again. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2301 "Did he just say 'Don't look down and everything will be fine' ? 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2302 If he falls, I get his sandwich. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2303 Hey Lemming! We're not going to follow you. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2304 I told him not to buy those self-hiking boots. 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2305 Well, I suppose Mom never said anything about our friends walking off of a cliff. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2306 The Shoe Goo is really working. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2307 Ignore him. He's been an insufferable show-off ever since he bought those gravity boots. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2308 He's in love with his GPS navigation voice. He'll follow her anywhere. 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2309 I think one of us should drive 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2310 We'll take thirty pairs of those boots! 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2311 Do you think they'll take the knighthood away from Isaac Newton? 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2312 If a whimp like Peter Parker can do it, so can you. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2313 Google Earth Fantasy isn't even a thing. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2314 ''It's not as steep as i thought.'' 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2315 Yeah, we'll have no problem getting into the US 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2316 Follow me boys, I saw the Lemmings head this way! 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2317 I told you, never let Hooper have the compass. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2318 I'll bet you couldn't do that without a pole. 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2319 He said the downhill hurts his knees too much. 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2320 You can't deny a superior boot 1.1963 0.05046 107 92 9 6
2321 First he was anti-climate-change, and now he's anti-gravity. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2322 I thought Frank was just drunk last night when he said he had finally reconciled the theory of general relativity and quantum mechanics and he would prove it today. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2323 Ted believes the fastest route between two points is a straight line. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2324 See, this is why he can't write a cliff hanger to save his life. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2325 ' He swears by those ugly suction sole shoes.' 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2326 That wasn't so hard. After you. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2327 The problem is he clearly doesn't understand the gravity of the situation. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2328 Best crampons ever! 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2329 I thought he could only walk on water. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2330 I would try that but I don't have his ankles. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2331 He says walking up hills backwards really stretches out his calf muscles. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2332 He doesn't understand the gravity of his decision. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2333 Bean does make a nice hiking boot. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2334 Frank, he wasn't kidding, he really is a physicist's worst nightmare. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2335 No, with mayo...WITH mayo! 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2336 That Escher is always such a show-off! 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2337 Biologists inserted a fly gene into his chromosome 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2338 This commute is becoming impossible. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2339 It's probably not too early to start planning the memorial service. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2340 In fairness, he did say this hike would take us into uncharted territory. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2341 'Looks like he's done this before. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2342 Let's NOT be sheepish... 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2343 I prefer to live life on the edge. Larry always has to exceed that. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2344 He's never been vertically challenged. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2345 I guess he's always wanted to star in a cliffhanger. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2346 Gravity was never his thing anyway. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2347 You go first. If it still works, I'll follow. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2348 He thinks the election campaign is a race to the bottom and he wants to be at the finish line to see who wins. 1.1963 0.05218 107 93 7 7
2349 You just have to have the right perspective. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2350 The Sherpa said he'd catch us at the bottom. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2351 He couldn't walk on water, so he tried something else. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2352 Somehow it's just not as convincing as Mount Rushmore. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2353 See guys I told you "physics" was just another wacky leftist agenda 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2354 Make sure to keep your phone on airplane mode! 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2355 He works for GoPro. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2356 I guess you can do more during the equinox than just balance an egg 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2357 In his later years, Shaun White dedicates his life to extreme hiking. 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2358 Come on, Bill! We didn't mean it! 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2359 Apparently he's entitled to his own law of gravity, too. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2360 It has got to be the Velcro. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2361 He makes me feel average. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2362 Wifi hardly seems worth it 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2363 What if the page is turned sideways? 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2364 He's really great at maintaining his perspective. 1.1963 0.03858 107 86 21 0
2365 It's a long way to Tipperary... 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2366 I have funny feeling about this. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2367 They don't call him "Guy, the human fly" for nothing 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2368 What a downer. 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2369 Where did he say he bought his hiking boots? 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2370 I told you gravity is another hoax created by the Chinese 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2371 A positive attitude is key. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2372 When you hired this person to guide us, did you get a look at his resume? 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2373 I know he's our leader and we said we would follow him anywhere, so you go first. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2374 He will do anything for a laugh. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2375 He's One with Gecko. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2376 Let's wake him up just before he hits the ground. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2377 You think that's something, wait 'til you see what he does on the way down. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2378 Harry's friends didn't quite grasp the gravity of the situation. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2379 The artist was never great at Physics. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2380 Gravity-shmavity, so long as you've got your health. 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2381 We told you it would be slower walking backwards up the mountain! 1.1963 0.03858 107 86 21 0
2382 If he finishes moonwalking to the top, I lose $500. 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2383 Next thing you know he'll be parting the sea. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2384 And I can’t even do the moonwalk on a dance floor. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2385 I don’t care who gets elected, trust me this is our best option 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2386 Not a big deal. Wait till you see him walk on water. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2387 It's an old cartoonist trick. he wants you to turn this cartoon sideways. But for God's sake, don't" 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2388 He always was a downer. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2389 You should see him walk on water 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2390 Yea, but can he walk on water? 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2391 He thinks the Earth is flat. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2392 I think it's time to "fall back". 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2393 Actually, I'm more Wile E. Coyote than Spider-Man, but thank you! 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2394 "Whatever you do don't look down" probably wasn't the best advice. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2395 That's it Jesus, you'll never come hiking with us again. 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2396 And we thought those spiked hiking boots were ridiculous. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2397 He works in the New Balance test lab 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2398 He's thinking outside the box canyon. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2399 He always was horizontally gifted. 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2400 Guess he's right after all. Gravity is a hoax. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2401 It's OK. I live in my own reality. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2402 Wow, the things some people will do to avoid voting this year. 1.1963 0.05046 107 92 9 6
2403 And just like that he ruined the whole plot. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2404 No more picking up Hikers in front of Tibetan monasteries. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2405 I don't think he knows this cartoon is a portrait not a landscape. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2406 I told him there wouldn't be wi-fi. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2407 Where did he say he got those hiking boots? 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2408 Never hike with M.C. Escher's grandson. 1.1963 0.05218 107 93 7 7
2409 But this was the path before the earthquake. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2410 They're called defy gravity boots. He got them off Craigslist. Only used once, the ad said. 1.1963 0.05046 107 92 9 6
2411 He'll fall once he realizes where he is 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2412 It's flat if you turn your head to the side. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2413 I wanted to follow...but don't fall for it. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2414 This is almost as good as his walking on water act. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2415 I told you the world was flat 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
2416 He dropped his Fitbit down there. 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
2417 He's looking for his 401K. 1.1944 0.04046 108 88 19 1
2418 Of course, he's not falling ... that's why it's called a stick. 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
2419 Now I believe him when he said that he can walk on water. 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
2420 Chuck doesn't let gravity get him down. 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2421 He walks to the beat of a different drummer 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2422 To think I was looking forward to the hike down. 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2423 I don't think this is the way to San Jose. 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
2424 Come on. All you do is alter your perspective. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2425 9,997, 9,998, 9,999... 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2426 I think you have gum on your boots. 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2427 Insouciance! More like chutzpah. 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2428 It's like he's Jesus... but not really. 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
2429 He has the knees of a teenager. 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2430 Definitely a step beyond walking on coals. You next! 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
2431 Yeh...But it's a lot harder to walk uphill. 1.1887 0.05036 106 92 8 6
2432 I told him gravity doesn't work like that, but he's very stubborn. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2433 This is boring. Do you have any YouTube videos of hikers doing weird things? 1.1887 0.05036 106 92 8 6
2434 Eh, but can he fly? 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
2435 What level Cub Scout is that? 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2436 George always takes the shortest route. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2437 Jesus, I'm sorry! 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
2438 First one down is a broken egg! 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2439 I shouldn't have tossed out my Hammacher Schlemmer catalog so soon. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2440 I sure hope that our Snapchat viewers don't hit "rotate right" 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2441 Don't drop the compass. 1.1887 0.04047 106 87 18 1
2442 Bill has been on the edge for a while now. 1.1887 0.04047 106 87 18 1
2443 I suppose we can call this path the Trump OR the Clinton. 1.1887 0.05036 106 92 8 6
2444 It may be his reality, but you know it is not my reality or your reality. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2445 Updraft? 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2446 Once again he's sidestepped the real issue. 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
2447 He said it's the coconut water. 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2448 He heard there was some rare Pokémon at the bottom. 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
2449 Wow, all of that political rhetoric he's been reading seems to actually be working. 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
2450 Jesus! He's moon-walking up. 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2451 I told you Hillary made up that gravity thing. 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
2452 We get it, Mr. Frost--it's the road less traveled by. 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2453 When he came out as transgenic, he didn't mention goats. 1.1887 0.05036 106 92 8 6
2454 Follow you anywhere was a figure of expression! 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2455 I've suggested a new opthalmologist. 1.1887 0.05036 106 92 8 6
2456 His shrink loves reverse psychology. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2457 Oh, c'mon. I've seen moonwalking before - but THAT's impressive. 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
2458 He never was very good at physics. 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2459 He said something about getting a better angle for his selfie. 1.1887 0.05036 106 92 8 6
2460 Poor Harry! When he goes off the deep end, he isn't kidding! 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2461 Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2462 He really does follow loose guide lines. 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
2463 It's okay folks, it's all downhill from here! 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
2464 Frank has a lot of sticktoittiveness 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2465 I told him to lead, but now I'm regretting it! 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2466 Mountaineer mountain err. 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
2467 I told him to head south. 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2468 My phone's compass says north is this way. 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
2469 Good thing I took my anti gravity pill this morning 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2470 Don't worry, this is the way people hike in Australia. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2471 Now I'm skeptical of gravity. 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2472 He never was very good at following directions. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2473 I don't think he grasps the concept of the fiscal cliff. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2474 His wife just told him to take a walk off a cliff. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2475 It's no fun hiking with Spider Man. 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
2476 Joe said he was bi-polar but I never expected this. 1.1887 0.04047 106 87 18 1
2477 Guys! I think the Roadrunner went this way! 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
2478 Hence, his sponsorship with Clif Bar. 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
2479 No thanks. I'm wearing loafers. 1.1887 0.04047 106 87 18 1
2480 He's gonna have a problem on the slope... 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2481 He saw it in the Patagonia catalog. 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
2482 He's been a show off since sixth grade. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2483 Who does he think he is, Fred Astaire? 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2484 Yep, you're dying. 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
2485 Don't act so surprised. We're cartoons, remember? 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
2486 Keep going, Chuck! It's all downhill from there. 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2487 I guess he's right about that LSD. 1.1887 0.04047 106 87 18 1
2488 Pay the man... 1.1887 0.05036 106 92 8 6
2489 Mind over matter, gents, mind over....aaahhhh! 1.1887 0.04047 106 87 18 1
2490 When he said he would go commando, I had no idea he meant without a rope. 1.1887 0.05211 106 93 6 7
2491 Don't stop believing! 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2492 I really like his new walking stick. 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
2493 I sure hope his Red Bull kicks in soon. 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
2494 The upside to stepping in gum on a hike 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
2495 Walking on water looked simple too. 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
2496 I'm opening my eyes now. The suspense is killing me. 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2497 Is this what he meant by 'get a pair'? 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2498 I’m starting to feel the loss of gravity. 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
2499 He must have taken the blue pill 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
2500 Pokéstop or no, that can't be good for the knees. 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
2501 I sure wish a radioactive goat would bite me. 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
2502 Sometimes it's okay not to follow your GPS instructions! 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2503 Funny, I could swear the Bridge to Nowhere was supposed to be here somewhere... 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
2504 He's always had contempt for the law of gravity. 1.1887 0.04047 106 87 18 1
2505 Stranger Things have happened... 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
2506 Because it's there? 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2507 His trail permit is one-way. 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2508 Gandalf's a terrible Sherpa. 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2509 Hmm, maybe there is something to drinking ibex milk. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2510 What's the opposite of a cliffhanger? 1.1869 0.04992 107 93 8 6
2511 Escher always has to show off. 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
2512 I reprogrammed his GPS to hell. 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
2513 In this case, I would second guess Siri that the peak is that way! 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2514 Whatever happened to the coefficient of friction? 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
2515 That mountain moonwalking fad has almost hit its peak. 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2516 His GPS is sideways. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2517 No, we don't need to stop to ask for directions! 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2518 Hey Judd! You need to lift the selfie stick higher or we won't be in the picture! 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2519 I told you not to mention the election. 1.1869 0.05165 107 94 6 7
2520 I hate hiking with Copperfield. 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
2521 YES...YES WE SEE YOU CLIMBING UP THE SHEER CLIFF FACE BACKWARDS DARBY. (Gawd how I hate that guy!) 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2522 Val-deri Val- dera ha ha ha ha ahhhhh! 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2523 Do you see any trail marker? 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2524 He sure is bound and determined to make it home before the game starts ! 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2525 Gary swears by his Pilates core strength class. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2526 Last one to the bottom buys the beer. 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2527 I said gravitas , and he fell for it... 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
2528 Nothing is a slippery slope for him. 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
2529 'The word is attitude' 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
2530 The weather girl did say, "Partly sunny, with a slight chance of gravity, today." 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2531 Your next, No your next, No your next. 1.1869 0.04812 107 92 10 5
2532 Henry,this is not a good place to do the moonwalk. 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2533 look guys the yoga is paying off ! 1.1869 0.04812 107 92 10 5
2534 Hey Mr. Parker, this whole 'camping trip to reconnect to our secret identities' thing isn't going to work if you keep acting like such a show-off! 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
2535 Fred never did care much for the laws of nature 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2536 Those boots were worth the price. 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
2537 Must you always insist on examining something from every perspective? 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
2538 Oh my, John's taken the Stairway to Heaven! 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2539 He says: 'The secret is just a matter of your perspective.' 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
2540 He's taking that "never turn back" motto a bit too literally. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
2541 His father was Spider-Man and his mother was a mountain goat. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2542 Who the HELL appointed YOU leader! 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2543 'Hey 'Moses' ...we're sheep not lemmings! 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2544 Best hiking shoes (itals) ever, (end itals) he keeps telling me. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
2545 The team-building wilderness retreat failed to curb Rupert's overconfidence as a leader. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2546 He's been doubling down on the yoga. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2547 GoogleMaps doesn't lie! 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
2548 That guy obviously never took physics! 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2549 I told you that Dad has no sense of direction! 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
2550 Fine. Go. But we're not following. 1.1852 0.04770 108 93 10 5
2551 Gravity's another law he won't abide. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
2552 He is watching way too many Fred Astaire movies 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2553 I wonder what's going to happen next? 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2554 Oh, my God! He's found the way down! 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2555 I get shotgun. 1.1827 0.04882 104 90 9 5
2556 I think I'll take the long way down. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2557 He must have dropped something. 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2558 If he rappelles back up, THEN I'll be impressed. 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
2559 I told you I thought having M.C. Escher as our tour guide was a bad idea. 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2560 You forgot to tie your shoes. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2561 It is Nike's new model. 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
2562 Have it your way. To hell with gravity. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2563 Google cliffs said turn left 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
2564 Some people will really go to extremes just to hit 10,000 steps on their FitBit 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2565 You never thought to ask ol' man Lemming about the rest of his family? 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2566 Yep. He's moved on to that non-parallel universe ... 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2567 I think the fine print IS important here, George. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2568 Jesus! 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2569 It is just a matter of perspective! 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2570 Well he takes walking a fine line to a whole new level. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2571 What makes you so confident that is the correct way down? 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2572 I just told him about a survival show that said to strip naked and huddle together for warmth. 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2573 Well, he did just eat a Clif Bar. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2574 I think his name was Cliff 1.1827 0.04882 104 90 9 5
2575 Is this what he meant when he said, "Let's take a walk on the wild side." 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2576 I've never seen the moonwalk performed that way. 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
2577 I'm not surprised. He's been taking transcendental medication for months now. 1.1827 0.04882 104 90 9 5
2578 He just kept chanting “Gravity, schmavity! Gravity, schmavity!” 1.1827 0.04882 104 90 9 5
2579 That IS a controlled descent. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2580 Okay, you have superpowers. Can we please get some lunch now? 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2581 Do you also have this weird feeling we're going to fall backward any second? 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2582 I told him not to watch the debate. 1.1827 0.04882 104 90 9 5
2583 We get it Zeke, you're just plane fearless. 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2584 He doesn't believe in gravity. 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
2585 He was right. This WILL be the best Kickstarter video ever. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2586 He said, 'In five minutes you will reach your destination'" 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2587 He makes walking backwards look easy. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2588 Are you sure heaven is that way? 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
2589 Guy thinks he's Fred Astaire! 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
2590 He really wants that corn dog he dropped. 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2591 John believes the concept of gravity was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive. 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2592 Now I remember. He flunked physics. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2593 I hope Fred knows how to swim because those Rapids can be deadly 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2594 His hero is Wile E. Coyote. 1.1827 0.04882 104 90 9 5
2595 His motto is, "Upward and downward." 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
2596 Sam, your a genius ! Nike will love them. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2597 He said he never studied law. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2598 It's amazing what Velcro can do! 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2599 So much for "the perfect crime." 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2600 I promised my mom I would never, ever do the same thing. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2601 That would be difficult without his walking stick. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2602 His GPS is on the fritz again 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2603 Bottom's up! 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2604 Boy he sure has gravitas. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2605 That doesn't look safe. 1.1827 0.04882 104 90 9 5
2606 They always said he needs a seeing-eye dog to get around the corner. 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2607 Proof that the rules don't' apply to Donald, but at least he's going downhill! 1.1827 0.04882 104 90 9 5
2608 Tag Patagonia when you post this on Instagram. 1.1827 0.03807 104 85 19 0
2609 He's trying to downscale 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2610 He's just out to disprove the trekle-down theory. 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2611 Well, he does everything else ass-backwards, so why not now and here? 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2612 He said there would be a turnoff point. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2613 Now those are great hiking boots! 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2614 Simple. His whole life has been downhill. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2615 Dirk's really become quite the scofflaw. 1.1827 0.05069 104 91 7 6
2616 I am not sure that is what the ranger meant when he said turn left at the tree. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2617 These Anti-Reality Boots are great. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2618 Fod God's sake, didn't anyone teach him which was is up? 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2619 Perspective boys, perspective! 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
2620 I'm not following Lem until the reader twists the magazine 90 degrees to the right! 1.1827 0.04882 104 90 9 5
2621 I don't know HOW Escher does it! 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2622 He really IS going to scale this thing backwards! 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2623 I think he's misunderstanding Einstein's theory of relativity, but don't tell him now. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2624 Sure it's amazing, but you think we should say something to Blind Willie? 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2625 Does he count as "boots on the ground?" 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
2626 With Frank, it's not so much 'peculiarity' as 'perpendicularity!' 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2627 I could have sworn he said "uphill battle." 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2628 He wasn't kidding about his new shoes. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2629 It's the old lemming trick---we're supposed to just follow...... 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2630 Damn hippie. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2631 He calls it 'BASE walking.' 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2632 It's all about properly fitting boots, gentlemen. 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
2633 "He's field testing the iPhone 8 prototype". 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2634 Well, he said that it was stronger than Velcro. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2635 He always has to be right. 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2636 Jesus, I’m taking the elevator. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2637 Orthogonal or perpendicular, either way you're just crazy 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2638 Maybe the rumors about his father being a mountain goat are true after all. 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2639 He did say that trekking down would be easier, didn't he? 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2640 Off the beaten path, huh? This way. 1.1827 0.04882 104 90 9 5
2641 Just follow me, it's all the way downhill from here. 1.1827 0.04882 104 90 9 5
2642 He's testing his new gecko grip soles. So far they seem to be working. 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
2643 They say it is a lot like fire walking only you dig in your toes. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2644 It's going to pound your quadriceps. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2645 Conceited jerk. Probably thinks he can walk on water, too. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2646 Good luck walking that one back! 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2647 I didn’t mind when he turned our water into wine but this is ridiculous. 1.1827 0.04882 104 90 9 5
2648 One repays a teacher badly if one always remains nothing but a pupil. 1.1827 0.03807 104 85 19 0
2649 Ugh, You should have seen him in crossfit 1.1827 0.04882 104 90 9 5
2650 He got bored with walking on water. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2651 He told me Bungee Jumping was too dangerous! 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2652 [Turn the page sideways.] 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2653 That look like fun. We're gonna turn the page one quarter to the left and try it ourselves. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2654 Slightly braggadocious if you ask me... 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2655 He's field-testing Donald Trump's new line of hiking gear. 1.1827 0.05069 104 91 7 6
2656 No! No! No! I said to take a sharp RIGHT turn! 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2657 He dropped his new ear buds. 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2658 Let us know if you think it's too steep! 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2659 He said because it's there. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2660 Going down is always the hard part. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2661 Frank, wait! Larry and I never saw 'Inception!' 1.1827 0.04882 104 90 9 5
2662 He said the Gorilla Glue would work 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2663 Gotta love that high-tech hiking stick. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2664 I don,t want to race him to the bottom. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2665 It started after he did the Camino de Santiago . 1.1827 0.04882 104 90 9 5
2666 Don't jump until you reach bottom 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2667 We may have to leave him behind if he insists on walking backward the entire way. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2668 That's why I wanted to go first. He's always showing off. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2669 His therapist recommended the route. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2670 The Hikers Improv Club put the statue there earlier this year. 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2671 It's all a matter getting the right perspective. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2672 This explains why his trail name is lemming 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2673 Jesus! Those new hiking boots ARE good! 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2674 Are you a leader or a follower? 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2675 "I thought I could, I thought I could. 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2676 And last year's vacation to Cancun? He walked on water. 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2677 A roadrunner showed him how.... 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2678 At least he caught that Pokémon 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2679 UNTIL YOU WALK IN ANOTHER MAN'S SHOES ... 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2680 Now that's moonwalking at its finest! 1.1827 0.04882 104 90 9 5
2681 Alright, we believe you. You don't need to go back for the rope. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2682 Maybe we should try some of that ayahuasca. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2683 I"m not so sure about the map. 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2684 Must be the spider smoothies. 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2685 I'm doing it because I can't. 1.1810 0.04838 105 91 9 5
2686 This hiking is getting me down. 1.1810 0.04838 105 91 9 5
2687 He escaped the city, and physics. 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2688 He said, "Just do it." 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2689 But he probably can't go backwards. 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2690 Maybe so, but I never saw a mountain goat as sure-footed as that. 1.1810 0.05024 105 92 7 6
2691 Stuart...how high are we? 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2692 Well, our guide *did* say this trail was off the beaten path... 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
2693 Maybe it's just about perspective. 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2694 Lemming family outing. 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2695 He's making America great again. 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2696 Wow, I've got to get me a pair of those boots! 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2697 "I'm surprised, his brother died walking on water". 1.1765 0.04707 102 88 10 4
2698 I wonder if he can walk on water as well. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2699 Don't you see? There's nowhere to fall. 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2700 He's wearing Apple Boots 1.1765 0.04909 102 89 8 5
2701 It's all about the boots. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2702 So much for the old saw that going down is harder than climbing up. 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2703 I said I would follow him anywhere but..... 1.1765 0.04707 102 88 10 4
2704 I want to know where he bought those hiking boots. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2705 Just hold that pose - we're getting our paints out 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2706 On second thought I'll just take the bus 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2707 He's defied every other law - why not gravity? 1.1765 0.03793 102 84 18 0
2708 I'm getting sick of those gravity deniers. 1.1765 0.03793 102 84 18 0
2709 I gotta say, what this base hiking thing lacks in exhilaration it sure makes up in suspense. 1.1765 0.04707 102 88 10 4
2710 Now THAT'S a great pair of boots! 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2711 -You go next. -No, please, after you. 1.1765 0.04707 102 88 10 4
2712 He has such faith in his GPS; last week he walked on water. 1.1765 0.04909 102 89 8 5
2713 He's a real show off with those new shoes. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2714 Wish I bought that stock he recommended. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2715 Follow me and whatever you do, don't look down. 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2716 Simply the greatest that ever was 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2717 Don't startle him. 1.1765 0.03793 102 84 18 0
2718 I'll bet he can't walk backwards 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2719 It's as mental as it is physical. 1.1765 0.04707 102 88 10 4
2720 If you think this is good, just wait until you see him moon walk! 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2721 I’m not a judgmental guy, but a mile in his moccasins, I don’t think so. 1.1765 0.05103 102 90 6 6
2722 Damn, I want those shoes. 1.1765 0.04707 102 88 10 4
2723 I knew he could walk on water, but this is ridiculous. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2724 Who knew his diplomatic immunity extended beyond federal laws? 1.1765 0.04707 102 88 10 4
2725 And to think last week he didn't like heights 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2726 Well, at least he had the decency not to say "Follow me." 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2727 He left the sun screen down there. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2728 We decided to take the elevator. 1.1765 0.04909 102 89 8 5
2729 I guess he'll start crawling again when he reaches the bottom. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2730 That GoPro makes him reckless. 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2731 Yeah. Let's jump and skip the scenics. 1.1765 0.04707 102 88 10 4
2732 Sue, I don't think this is our correct tour. 1.1765 0.04707 102 88 10 4
2733 OK. Do the Moonwalking now. 1.1765 0.04909 102 89 8 5
2734 Now we know why he insisted on wearing cleats. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2735 I always heard the return was easier. 1.1765 0.03793 102 84 18 0
2736 That’s not what I meant when I said stick to the path! 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2737 I don't think he understands the concept of gravity. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2738 Is this another case of the blind leading the blind? 1.1765 0.04707 102 88 10 4
2739 How far do you think he’ll go before he loses his stick? 1.1765 0.04707 102 88 10 4
2740 Just wait, that beard will only take him so far. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2741 Those Swiss are born hikers! 1.1765 0.03793 102 84 18 0
2742 and he can walk on water too.... 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2743 He knows his way around here. 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2744 Maybe the premium boots are worth it. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2745 I've never thought of it that way. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2746 Let us know how that's working for you. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2747 Gravity, fer chrissakes, Frank, Gravity! 1.1765 0.04707 102 88 10 4
2748 How's the view from there? 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2749 Man! I wish I had boots like his. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2750 He'll try anything to find a short cut 1.1765 0.04707 102 88 10 4
2751 Those Velcro shoes are an asset to his "Pokemon Go" game. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
2752 No! I said we go high when they go low... 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
2753 I am not falling for that trick again, Spiderman 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2754 I guess he was right, gravity is just a theory 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
2755 He's going to the debates. 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
2756 It's even steeper further down. 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
2757 But you always told us not to walk away from our problems! 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
2758 Good luck following that! 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
2759 Fiber. 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
2760 He likes to take shortcuts. 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
2761 Putting Sticky rice on your shoes really does work. 1.1683 0.04889 101 89 7 5
2762 They say that the tour guides are reliable people. 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
2763 It's also a gyroscopic selfie stick. 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
2764 .... but my mother's not here, so maybe I will just follow him.... 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
2765 Jeremy! You can see the birds fine from up here! 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
2766 Try to not dislodge any rocks. 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
2767 Oops, I think he dropped his phone. 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
2768 You think we should follow him? 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
2769 Despite his celebrity, Malcolm has always stayed grounded. 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
2770 What a time to be alive. Now it's downhill both ways! 1.1683 0.04682 101 88 9 4
2771 He's always been an early adopter. 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
2772 Now that's something you don't see everyday, someone is actually moon walking up Half Dome. 1.1683 0.04889 101 89 7 5
2773 I guess the Earth really is square. 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
2774 OK , Bob , what was in the Kool-Aid ? 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
2775 They call it "Perpendicular Vertigo." 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
2776 Joe never did like to stop and enjoy the view. 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
2777 With his bad knees, he'll never make it past that first protruding boulder. 1.1683 0.04682 101 88 9 4
2778 Are they waterproof? 1.1683 0.04682 101 88 9 4
2779 If you find a barista, we want caramel drizzle on our caffè macchiatos 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
2780 Being blind, and eating beans, has always kept Brother Bernard safe... 1.1683 0.04682 101 88 9 4
2781 That requires a leap of faith. 1.1683 0.04889 101 89 7 5
2782 OK, Herb. You're next. 1.1683 0.04682 101 88 9 4