Contest #537


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537


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2016-09-19
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2016-10-02 (estimated)
Number of captions 5559
Number of responses 665537
Number of participants 19951


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 He said the patent expired 1.7929 0.02791 990 505 185 300
1 He says the guy with the original idea never took out a patent! 1.7300 0.03241 711 387 129 195
2 He is making a life preserver for my Mother. 1.7269 0.03113 692 352 177 163
3 I hope he discovers fire soon. Dinner is at six. 1.7269 0.02990 692 334 213 145
4 He told me that the patent expired. 1.7109 0.03323 640 345 135 160
5 There, that's as close to a perfect square as I can get it. 1.6628 0.03636 516 292 106 118
6 I don't have the heart to tell him it's been done. 1.6433 0.03814 471 275 89 107
7 He 'fears' something might happen to me soon that will send him to prison; so he's learning to use a rock hammer. 1.6409 0.03785 465 268 96 101
8 It came today but we ordered it ages ago. 1.6344 0.03632 454 249 122 83
9 The hole in the middle was my idea. 1.6319 0.03599 451 245 127 79
10 Turns out it was never patented. 1.6300 0.03619 446 243 125 78
11 I don't want to break his heart. 1.6281 0.04118 441 277 51 113
12 I don't have the heart to tell him. 1.6247 0.03945 437 261 79 97
13 It's been in our family for 12,000 years. 1.6230 0.03596 435 235 129 71
14 Douglas just got his Mechanical Engineering Degree from Trump University! 1.6218 0.03910 431 254 86 91
15 It would break his heart if I told him it had been done already. 1.6120 0.03953 415 246 84 85
16 I'm letting the Patent Office tell him. 1.6025 0.03745 400 223 113 64
17 When he's done I'm going to reinvent the divorce. 1.6020 0.03949 397 233 89 75
18 Well, I laughed at him too, but turns out Bruce is the first to actually apply for a patent. 1.5889 0.04022 377 224 84 69
19 He's not reinventing it, he's making it great again. 1.5878 0.03888 376 216 99 61
20 His influences are Brancusi, Warhol, and Krispy Kreme. 1.5849 0.03760 371 206 113 52
21 Harry got some discouraging news from the Patent Office this morning. 1.5838 0.03883 370 212 100 58
22 Try to look surprised. 1.5827 0.03816 369 208 107 54
23 It was supposed to be a square, but he kept cutting corners. 1.5785 0.03828 363 205 106 52
24 He's rethinking his choice of font. 1.5618 0.04078 340 203 83 54
25 I've got an inkling I'm getting a big rock for our anniversary. 1.5588 0.03950 340 198 94 48
26 I hid the instructions. 1.5549 0.04045 337 201 85 51
27 For me, it's a lifesaver. 1.5505 0.04074 327 195 84 48
28 ...but the worst of it is, in bed he calls me Wilma. 1.5477 0.04024 325 192 88 45
29 That's not the Big O I was thinking of. 1.5435 0.04286 322 202 65 55
30 Yes, he's been working on it for over three weeks now. I don't have the heart to tell him it's already been done. 1.5426 0.04476 317 206 50 61
31 Would you like to buy a Vowel? 1.5411 0.04210 316 194 73 49
32 He asks me, “What kind of ring?” I said, “Just buy the biggest rock you can find.” 1.5370 0.04240 311 192 71 48
33 Well he did ask what type of ring I wanted and I said "as long as it's a big stone" 1.5370 0.04166 311 189 77 45
34 My first husband invented fire. 1.5325 0.04273 308 192 68 48
35 Yeah, I know. But I don't have the heart to tell him. 1.5325 0.04249 308 191 70 47
36 We looked it up. Nobody has a patent on it. 1.5311 0.04231 305 188 72 45
37 I would prefer he had reinvented himself. 1.5311 0.04405 305 195 58 52
38 He said he's making me a flotation device. 1.5296 0.04242 304 188 71 45
39 I don't have the heart to tell him he's an idiot. 1.5267 0.04414 300 192 58 50
40 Care to buy a vowel? 1.5220 0.04208 295 181 74 40
41 Trust me, this one will gather moss. 1.5201 0.03983 298 176 89 33
42 No, I'm not surprised. He once wrote a poem called 'The Road Already Taken'. 1.5154 0.04062 293 176 83 34
43 He's practicing in case he has to restart civilization after a Trump presidency. 1.5139 0.04344 288 182 64 42
44 Keeping him busy has been a big lifesaver. 1.5054 0.04275 279 174 69 36
45 The other vowels are in the den. 1.5054 0.04335 279 176 65 38
46 I wish Bob would see a doctor about his enlarged vowels. 1.5036 0.04317 278 175 66 37
47 I wish he'd put as much energy into reinventing foreplay. 1.5019 0.04464 261 165 61 35
48 His ex got the X. 1.5018 0.04322 275 173 66 36
49 I thought "N" was his best work. 1.5000 0.04145 274 167 77 30
50 He makes them in peppermint, spearmint and wild cherry. 1.5000 0.04014 274 163 85 26
51 I don't have the heart to tell him it's already been done. 1.4963 0.04506 270 176 54 40
52 I'm actually looking forward to the start of football season. 1.4945 0.04156 273 168 75 30
53 He also thinks he invented the internet 1.4925 0.04335 266 168 65 33
54 At least yours is a functioning Neanderthal. 1.4925 0.04335 266 168 65 33
55 He's so proud. I haven't told him yet. 1.4921 0.04481 252 160 60 32
56 He studied creativity at Trump University. 1.4886 0.04585 264 175 49 40
57 He's got big ideas . . . apparently the guy who invented it never bothered to file a patent. 1.4867 0.04271 263 165 68 30
58 I'd rather he reinvented himself. 1.4866 0.04464 261 169 57 35
59 15 years with Bob and I have zero to show for it. 1.4866 0.04226 261 162 71 28
60 Jan, I swear it's like he'd rather reinvent the wheel than find my clitoris. 1.4826 0.04904 259 182 29 48
61 The rest of the alphabet is in the basement. 1.4808 0.04307 260 165 65 30
62 Sorry the coffee's cold—he hasn't discovered fire yet. 1.4806 0.04297 258 163 66 29
63 I'll let the Patent Office provide the disappointment. 1.4805 0.04426 256 165 59 32
64 He finally made a hole in one. 1.4805 0.04461 256 166 57 33
65 When he gets to Z, I'm out of here. 1.4805 0.04563 256 169 51 36
66 I asked him to make my mom a new toilet seat. 1.4805 0.04596 256 170 49 37
67 He's been promising me the "Big O" for years. 1.4805 0.04662 256 172 45 39
68 I haven’t had the heart to tell him. 1.4805 0.04662 256 172 45 39
69 He's got his nose to the grindstone, shoulder to the wheel, and head up his butt. 1.4784 0.04709 255 173 42 40
70 It's the fourth piece in Bob's "I'd Like to Buy a Vowel" series. 1.4762 0.04186 252 156 72 24
71 He conceptualized it as a number, but he's experiencing it as a letter. 1.4741 0.04121 251 154 75 22
72 He's literally 5,000 years behind on his to-do list. 1.4741 0.04384 251 161 61 29
73 Big shoes to fill. His dad discovered fire. 1.4699 0.04518 249 164 53 32
74 I don't have the heart to break it to him. 1.4699 0.04553 249 165 51 33
75 Maybe he didn't invent it, but the Guggenheim is interested. 1.4699 0.04409 249 161 59 29
76 That wasn't the "Big O" I had in mind. 1.4699 0.04762 249 171 39 39
77 Well, Marlene, "paleo" isn't just a diet; it's a way of life. 1.4696 0.04435 247 160 58 29
78 He's also making a square peg. 1.4696 0.04435 247 160 58 29
79 Oh, it's nothing. 1.4675 0.04335 246 157 63 26
80 It keeps him busy, but I have no idea where we're going to put the rest of the alphabet. 1.4669 0.04348 242 154 63 25
81 "John is starting an immersive course in the history of entrepreneurship at Trump University. 1.4628 0.04688 242 164 44 34
82 He also believes he invented the internet. 1.4628 0.04463 242 158 56 28
83 Assuming all goes well at the patent office, we'll be set for life. 1.4628 0.04539 242 160 52 30
84 When he asked about a ring, I told him I wanted a big rock. 1.4580 0.04595 238 159 49 30
85 Yes, and I'm about to re-invent a divorce lawyer. 1.4580 0.04595 238 159 49 30
86 I'm so excited! Bob said I was going to get the big "O" tonight!! 1.4580 0.04438 238 155 57 26
87 When he discovers fire, then I'll worry. 1.4557 0.04287 237 151 64 22
88 I had a different Big O in mind. 1.4557 0.04569 237 158 50 29
89 When his Tinder profile said 'early man,' I though it meant he was punctual. 1.4557 0.04530 237 157 52 28
90 Not exactly what I meant by the big O. 1.4557 0.04723 237 162 42 33
91 I haven't got the heart to tell him 1.4557 0.04530 237 157 52 28
92 In his personal ad he mentioned that he wanted to reinvent the wheel - my mistake was to think he had a sense of humor. 1.4557 0.04569 237 158 50 29
93 Only two F's to go and our neighbours should get the hint. 1.4530 0.04572 234 156 50 28
94 Who knew that it had never been patented? 1.4530 0.04612 234 157 48 29
95 When I ask what he's working on, he says "nothing". 1.4515 0.04528 237 158 51 28
96 I just feel like evolution is something that happens to other women's husbands. 1.4506 0.04783 233 161 39 33
97 Sometimes I wish he would just gather moss. 1.4506 0.04337 233 150 61 22
98 He says he's had it with cubism. 1.4478 0.04154 230 144 69 17
99 I'm sorry about dinner. He hasn't discovered fire yet. 1.4454 0.04389 229 149 58 22
100 I just tell myself, he could be attending a Trump rally. 1.4454 0.04518 229 152 52 25
101 I'd also like an R, G, A, S and M one of these days. 1.4454 0.04432 229 150 56 23
102 I asked him to give me a concrete example of good circular reasoning. 1.4449 0.04547 227 151 51 25
103 Whenever I ask him what he's making, he tells me, 'Nothing.' 1.4430 0.04531 228 152 51 25
104 The hardest part is making it minty 1.4430 0.04357 228 148 59 21
105 It all began when we started the Paleo Diet. 1.4400 0.04397 225 147 57 21
106 My mother predicted he would turn out to be a chiseler. 1.4400 0.04574 225 151 49 25
107 Last week it was fire, so I'm fine with this. 1.4375 0.04224 224 143 64 17
108 But does it gather moss? 1.4356 0.04394 225 148 56 21
109 Humor him. Just say: Wheel? What's a wheel? 1.4356 0.04657 225 154 44 27
110 He's always cutting corners. 1.4356 0.04439 225 149 54 22
111 His last work was entitled "Square Peg". 1.4350 0.04187 223 142 65 16
112 Wanna buy a vowel. 1.4350 0.04601 223 151 47 25
113 I told Stanley I've been waiting 23 years for the "Big O. 1.4318 0.04778 220 153 39 28
114 It's a millstone. Dan's making it for our anniversary. 1.4318 0.04906 220 156 33 31
115 I've grown. Frank is stuck in the past. 1.4318 0.04369 220 144 57 19
116 He works in the house now. Last week he invented fire and burned down the garage. 1.4312 0.04677 218 149 44 25
117 I would have preferred he reinvent himself. 1.4299 0.04584 221 150 47 24
118 He's a binary thinker. 1.4292 0.04382 219 144 56 19
119 It's the emptiness inside that defines his work. 1.4292 0.04476 219 146 52 21
120 It’s not the fact that he keeps reinventing the wheel that bothers me. It’s his literal interpretation of idioms. Last week he tried to kill our cat with curiosity. 1.4292 0.04614 219 149 46 24
121 He's three wheels short in a lot of ways. 1.4286 0.04599 217 147 47 23
122 I don't have the heart to tell him Obama can't serve a third term. 1.4286 0.04645 217 148 45 24
123 He says it's not about being the first, it's about being the best. 1.4286 0.04552 217 146 49 22
124 You should see the car. 1.4286 0.04505 217 145 51 21
125 I know, and he still uses a Blackberry! 1.4286 0.04312 217 141 59 17
126 I'm so excited! He's been dropping hints about a ring for weeks! 1.4259 0.04518 216 145 50 21
127 It's not exactly the "big O" I asked him for. 1.4259 0.04659 216 148 44 24
128 He's combined his lack of imagination with sculpting now. 1.4259 0.04929 216 154 32 30
129 The Guggenheim said, They already have one. 1.4259 0.04518 216 145 50 21
130 Just say no if he asks to play tic-tac-toe. 1.4259 0.04705 216 149 42 25
131 He's voting for Trump and preparing for the stone age. 1.4259 0.04705 216 149 42 25
132 The Met is interested. And Michelin. 1.4233 0.04483 215 144 51 20
133 He's trying to figure out where to put the square peg. 1.4233 0.04483 215 144 51 20
134 For our anniversary he promised me a big ring. 1.4225 0.04513 213 143 50 20
135 It's the "O" in O.C.D 1.4225 0.04363 213 140 56 17
136 In 5,000 years we should have Wi-Fi. 1.4225 0.04414 213 141 54 18
137 ...And then he says, 'No, smarty, I'm reinventing the bagel.' 1.4225 0.04312 213 139 58 16
138 Needless to say, the patent lawyers are not returning his calls. 1.4213 0.04270 216 141 59 16
139 I've decided just to roll with it. 1.4198 0.04575 212 144 47 21
140 I'm hoping that next he'll reinvent foreplay. 1.4178 0.04654 213 147 43 23
141 He says he's not reinventing it, he's disrupting it. 1.4178 0.04701 213 148 41 24
142 Ever since he invented fire, there's no stopping him. 1.4171 0.04539 211 143 48 20
143 This is a good week, last week he reinvented fire. 1.4171 0.04589 211 144 46 21
144 It took him longer than he thought it would to carve "Obama for President." 1.4163 0.04767 209 146 39 24
145 Bob has started an artisanal tire business. 1.4163 0.04620 209 143 45 21
146 Last week it was fire. 1.4163 0.04620 209 143 45 21
147 ''Honestly, I don't have the heart to tell him it's been done.'' 1.4163 0.04620 209 143 45 21
148 Next, he'll tell you he invented the internet. 1.4163 0.04468 209 140 51 18
149 He's been working on it for Ages. 1.4163 0.04311 209 137 57 15
150 Whatever you do, don't call it a wheel. 1.4163 0.04718 209 145 41 23
151 it'll be easier to move than the M and the N. 1.4163 0.04570 209 142 47 20
152 I told him we needed a large capacity washer and he comes up with that ! 1.4163 0.05002 209 151 29 29
153 It means nothing to me. 1.4151 0.04620 212 146 44 22
154 Oh, it's nothing really. 1.4135 0.04429 208 139 52 17
155 I mentioned to him I wanted a big ring. 1.4135 0.04429 208 139 52 17
156 Thank God it's all downhill from here. 1.4135 0.04376 208 138 54 16
157 He says he's finally going to give me 'the big O'. 1.4135 0.04878 208 148 34 26
158 I don't mean to pry, but what's with the baseball cap? 1.4135 0.04733 208 145 40 23
159 It looked different at Ikea. 1.4135 0.04429 208 139 52 17
160 That man hasn't had an original idea in his life. 1.4115 0.04515 209 142 48 19
161 What he says is, "yes it's been invented, but never perfected" 1.4115 0.04306 209 138 56 15
162 He can find the time to reinvent the wheel, but ask him to take out the garbage... 1.4106 0.04334 207 137 55 15
163 Three more and we can go on vacation. 1.4106 0.04545 207 141 47 19
164 So I said to him, "Herb, what part of NO don't you understand." He's just been standing there ever since. 1.4106 0.04796 207 146 37 24
165 He calls it 'Cerealism'. 1.4106 0.04597 207 142 45 20
166 I think Frank misunderstood what I meant when I said that I was looking for 'the big O'. 1.4106 0.04747 207 145 39 23
167 Harry's actually quite talented; he's just not particularly original. 1.4106 0.04112 207 133 63 11
168 Frankly, when he said he was going to give me 'the big O' I had something else in mind. 1.4106 0.04747 207 145 39 23
169 Don't tell him, it'll break his heart. 1.4098 0.04730 205 143 40 22
170 I'm just glad he's moved on from fire. 1.4098 0.04680 205 142 42 21
171 I wish he would reinvent an addition to our kitchen. 1.4098 0.04524 205 139 48 18
172 The wifi has been out all week. 1.4098 0.04417 205 137 52 16
173 It wasn't the 'big rock' I was hoping for, but yes, we're engaged. 1.4098 0.04362 205 136 54 15
174 His latest work is a reflection on how much money he makes as an artist. 1.4098 0.04830 205 145 36 24
175 Last week George invented fire. 1.4091 0.04920 176 120 40 16
176 Jack is reinventing the square. 1.4069 0.04845 204 145 35 24
177 Now if he could only re-invent himself. 1.4069 0.04590 204 140 45 19
178 We'll just pretend he's on to something, okay? 1.4069 0.04537 204 139 47 18
179 He says it's fully compatible with Windows 10,000BC. 1.4039 0.04550 203 139 46 18
180 Check out the big zero in the next room. 1.4039 0.04861 203 145 34 24
181 I don't have the heart to tell him it's already been invented. 1.4039 0.04708 203 142 40 21
182 Our new plan is to roll the entire house to Canada if Trump wins. 1.4030 0.04741 201 141 39 21
183 ''I'm just glad he's done with mastering fire.'' 1.4030 0.04581 201 138 45 18
184 How's Bill handling retirement? 1.4030 0.04635 201 139 43 19
185 We had to move out of our old place after he rediscovered fire. 1.4030 0.04741 201 141 39 21
186 Actually I was hoping he would reinvent himself. 1.4020 0.04740 204 144 38 22
187 Herbert's art has come full circle. 1.3970 0.04381 199 134 51 14
188 Actually, he re-invented the wheel last week. This one's a Life Saver. 1.3970 0.04662 199 139 41 19
189 It was supposed to be a Q. 1.3970 0.04496 199 136 47 16
190 He's still trying to decide between wintergreen and peppermint. 1.3959 0.04527 197 135 46 16
191 He's ready, but not "Shark Tank" ready. 1.3959 0.04527 197 135 46 16
192 How long has he been retired? 1.3959 0.04750 197 139 38 20
193 Enough with the kvetching already, you knew he was a stoner when you married him. 1.3929 0.04539 196 135 45 16
194 I told him I wanted the "Big O" in the bedroom. 1.3929 0.04596 196 136 43 17
195 Ron finally finished his portrait of me. He calls it "Millstone." 1.3929 0.04764 196 139 37 20
196 Paleo is not just a diet. It's a way of life. 1.3929 0.04819 196 140 35 21
197 He's making America great again. 1.3929 0.04979 196 143 29 24
198 I just don't have the heart to tell him that it's been done before. 1.3929 0.04539 196 135 45 16
199 Don't ask me. He's been at it for days but he won't read the manual. 1.3929 0.04709 196 138 39 19
200 After he retired, Fred’s hobby was a huge life saver. 1.3929 0.04819 196 140 35 21
201 I'd prefer that he reinvent himself. 1.3929 0.04422 196 133 49 14
202 "He's just as clever as he looks". 1.3929 0.04653 196 137 41 18
203 Your going to need a very good patent attorney . 1.3929 0.04241 196 130 55 11
204 His therapist says it's just a medieval life crisis 1.3929 0.04709 196 138 39 19
205 I thought he liked doing it, but every morning he just says "well, back to the old grindstone." 1.3918 0.04571 194 134 44 16
206 Would you tell him? I just can't. 1.3918 0.04571 194 134 44 16
207 The "N" took him over a year. 1.3918 0.04571 194 134 44 16
208 You should have been here last week while he was discovering fire. 1.3918 0.04629 194 135 42 17
209 Please don't tell him. I've never seen him so happy. 1.3886 0.04279 193 129 53 11
210 It's competitive with him; his brother invented the axle. 1.3886 0.04700 193 136 39 18
211 ... and then he said " I'll show you what a real millstone looks like", and he's been at it ever since. 1.3886 0.04757 193 137 37 19
212 I think he misunderstood me when I told him I wanted the big 'O'. 1.3886 0.04869 193 139 33 21
213 He thinks maybe it's never been patented. 1.3886 0.04924 193 140 31 22
214 Tomorrow's our anniversary and I've been hinting for a ring with a big rock. 1.3886 0.04642 193 135 41 17
215 He's been secretive but promised a ring with a sizable rock. 1.3886 0.04979 193 141 29 23
216 I'm afraid I can't offer you milk. M and G are blocking the refrigerator. 1.3886 0.04404 193 131 49 13
217 The trouble is he has a square peg. 1.3886 0.04642 193 135 41 17
218 It's part of the settlement with Volkswagen 1.3886 0.04813 193 138 35 20
219 That's not the "Big O" I was hoping for. 1.3886 0.04700 193 136 39 18
220 His hobby is a lifesaver. 1.3886 0.04584 193 134 43 16
221 Don't be too impressed, it's sculpt-by-number. 1.3854 0.04714 192 136 38 18
222 Frankly I find his artwork derivative. 1.3854 0.04771 192 137 36 19
223 It's the first "O" I've had in this house since we got married. 1.3854 0.04771 192 137 36 19
224 He is still trying to figure out which way to hang it. 1.3854 0.04415 192 131 48 13
225 He's just worried about it gathering moss. 1.3842 0.04569 190 132 43 15
226 I'm sure next time you'll be able to spot our address. 1.3842 0.04629 190 133 41 16
227 He's convinced that no one ever filed the patent. 1.3842 0.04748 190 135 37 18
228 I had him bronzed; he's part of the sculpture. 1.3842 0.04748 190 135 37 18
229 He obviously misunderstood me when I told him to give me the big "O". 1.3834 0.04751 193 138 36 19
230 To be fair, I wasn't specific when I asked him for a Big O. 1.3834 0.04636 193 136 40 17
231 It looked smaller on Amazon. 1.3810 0.04702 189 134 38 17
232 He's convinced everyone's trying to steal his idea. 1.3810 0.04702 189 134 38 17
233 I keep telling him, 3.14, 3.15 - what's the difference!? 1.3810 0.04702 189 134 38 17
234 By the time he's finished, someone else will have thought of it. 1.3810 0.04519 189 131 44 14
235 I guess my husband and I define the 'big O' a little differently. 1.3810 0.04762 189 135 36 18
236 Last week he invented sliced bread. 1.3789 0.04682 190 135 38 17
237 I know it's old-fashioned, but he decided to send a letter. 1.3777 0.04655 188 133 39 16
238 He's making an inner tube for my mother. 1.3777 0.04894 188 137 31 20
239 His previous project was a square peg. 1.3777 0.04716 188 134 37 17
240 I made the mistake of asking if it was a "zero" or an "o." 1.3777 0.04404 188 129 47 12
241 The wheels in his head go round and round, round and round..... 1.3777 0.04716 188 134 37 17
242 My husband's an inventor, he's just not very good. 1.3763 0.04751 186 133 36 17
243 He loves his Rolling Stones. 1.3763 0.04499 186 129 44 13
244 When should I tell him my name's Alivia? 1.3763 0.04627 186 131 40 15
245 So I said, 'How about a ring to make it official.' 1.3763 0.04627 186 131 40 15
246 His 3D printer broke. 1.3763 0.04627 186 131 40 15
247 His artwork is a substitute for sex. I encourage it. 1.3763 0.04563 186 130 42 14
248 After we sold the donut shop, Harold got bored, so I suggested sculpting. 1.3763 0.04627 186 131 40 15
249 I asked him to install the washer. 1.3763 0.04689 186 132 38 16
250 Our husbands have to meet! Jeff's a huge Rolling Stones fan, too. 1.3763 0.04368 186 127 48 11
251 I'm getting the big "O" for my birthday! 1.3763 0.04871 186 135 32 19
252 Every time I ask, he just says he's "looking into it." 1.3763 0.04301 186 126 50 10
253 Oh, I know. And you know. And he knows. But the major museums keep buying them for $300,000 each! 1.3763 0.04627 186 131 40 15
254 I told him to focus on his 'spare tire' 1.3763 0.04689 186 132 38 16
255 He evolves at his own pace. 1.3763 0.04499 186 129 44 13
256 "P" is the next piece in the series 1.3763 0.04627 186 131 40 15
257 He won't let me see it yet, but he says it eloquently sums up his entire career. 1.3763 0.04689 186 132 38 16
258 I prefer the term 'redundantly creative'. 1.3757 0.04574 189 133 41 15
259 I think it's all for naught. 1.3757 0.04512 189 132 43 14
260 Oh, it's not unusual. All men are chiselers. 1.3757 0.04755 189 136 35 18
261 Are you in the market for a vowel? 1.3743 0.04543 187 131 42 14
262 ... and then he said 'Just because it's been done before doesn't mean it was done RIGHT!' 1.3730 0.04311 185 126 49 10
263 Last week it was sliced bread. 1.3730 0.04764 185 133 35 17
264 He's been trying to figure out how to make an X. 1.3730 0.04826 185 134 33 18
265 We're getting a head start for the post election world 1.3730 0.04886 185 135 31 19
266 This hobby has been a lifesaver for him. 1.3730 0.04826 185 134 33 18
267 Now he can work on fire. 1.3716 0.04476 183 127 44 12
268 He finally got a hole in one. 1.3716 0.04984 183 135 28 20
269 I did try asking, but he just answers 'yabba-dabba-do'. 1.3716 0.04737 183 131 36 16
270 No, it's not the washer I was expecting either. 1.3716 0.04737 183 131 36 16
271 Maureen, just be happy he isn't reinventing fire. 1.3716 0.04737 183 131 36 16
272 Fire is next on his list. 1.3716 0.04608 183 129 40 14
273 I haven't got the heart to tell him it's already been done. 1.3716 0.04543 183 128 42 13
274 Then one day, he had an epiphany: quit the donut business and pursue his art. 1.3716 0.04737 183 131 36 16
275 He says it'll replace Bitcoin. 1.3716 0.04608 183 129 40 14
276 I wish he'd re-invent himself. 1.3710 0.04619 186 132 39 15
277 It's the only" Big O "happening around here. 1.3710 0.04864 186 136 31 19
278 He's really embraced the Paleo lifestyle. 1.3710 0.04743 186 134 35 17
279 It's the only thing he will watch until the election is over. 1.3690 0.04660 187 134 37 16
280 He's a Rolling Stones fan. 1.3681 0.04876 182 133 31 18
281 He's fixated on vowel movement. 1.3681 0.04621 182 129 39 14
282 He wants to make America great again 1.3681 0.04938 182 134 29 19
283 My Bobby went through the same thing until he located my clitoris. 1.3681 0.04999 182 135 27 20
284 And so his therapist said he should express through art what it's missing in our marriage. 1.3681 0.04814 182 132 33 17
285 I did say I wanted a Big O 1.3681 0.04938 182 134 29 19
286 He's much more focused thanks to medical marijuana. 1.3663 0.04662 172 121 39 12
287 You know Betty, he only half-listens, What I said was "Wouldn't it be fun to see the Rolling Stones again? 1.3646 0.04764 181 131 34 16
288 Last week he invented a square peg. 1.3646 0.04360 181 125 46 10
289 I told him I never had a Big O. 1.3646 0.04633 181 129 38 14
290 I told him last week I wanted the big O. 1.3646 0.04891 181 133 30 18
291 He should have invented the garage first. 1.3631 0.04599 179 127 39 13
292 I just wish he could reinvent our marriage. 1.3631 0.04865 179 131 31 17
293 Frank hasn't had an original idea in years... 1.3631 0.04667 179 128 37 14
294 Next, he'll be working on a square peg. 1.3631 0.04800 179 130 33 16
295 He calls it rock and roll. 1.3631 0.04667 179 128 37 14
296 You should see his cave paintings. 1.3631 0.04800 179 130 33 16
297 He was so square when I met him. 1.3631 0.04390 179 124 45 10
298 He said everyone talks about it but nobody does it. 1.3631 0.04461 179 125 43 11
299 Jim's an inventor, but he was born behind his time. 1.3631 0.04530 179 126 41 12
300 Personally, I think he's taking the 'man cave' thing a little too far. 1.3631 0.04667 179 128 37 14
301 The funny thing is--he was trying to discover fire. 1.3631 0.04800 179 130 33 16
302 Last week he attached a string to two tin cans. 1.3631 0.04734 179 129 35 15
303 Another breakthrough from the man cave. 1.3631 0.04865 179 131 31 17
304 When he said he wanted a man cave, I imagined something a little different. 1.3631 0.04530 179 126 41 12
305 The first fourteen letters were no problem. 1.3631 0.04667 179 128 37 14
306 You'd think he'd discovered fire. 1.3631 0.04800 179 130 33 16
307 Where do you want the new washer? 1.3631 0.04865 179 131 31 17
308 Only 11 more letters to go! 1.3631 0.04734 179 129 35 15
309 I guess you could say he finally gave me one 1.3631 0.04992 179 133 27 19
310 He started out just trying to reinvent the hole. 1.3631 0.04734 179 129 35 15
311 His new stuff is very retro. 1.3631 0.04461 179 125 43 11
312 Last week he rediscovered fire. 1.3631 0.04800 179 130 33 16
313 He says the ones in the store are overpriced. 1.3631 0.04929 179 132 29 18
314 His father only worked in consonants. 1.3631 0.04800 179 130 33 16
315 Yes, Papa is a rolling stone. 1.3596 0.04943 178 132 28 18
316 Wait till you see the rest of the car… 1.3596 0.04813 178 130 32 16
317 I wish he would reinvent himself instead. 1.3596 0.04943 178 132 28 18
318 I think the real challenge for him will be the square pegs. 1.3596 0.04679 178 128 36 14
319 I'm happy for him, but it's not like he invented fire. 1.3596 0.04679 178 128 36 14
320 I had no idea your husband was such a huge fan of Classic Rock. 1.3596 0.04943 178 132 28 18
321 What a lifesaver 1.3596 0.04813 178 130 32 16
322 We reinvent things we don't need, with money we don't have, to impress people we don't like. 1.3596 0.04611 178 127 38 13
323 He loves his vintage car, but it's hard to get parts. 1.3596 0.04679 178 128 36 14
324 He figured it would be easier than reinventing himself. 1.3596 0.04747 178 129 34 15
325 I wanted a ring with a big stone! 1.3596 0.04879 178 131 30 17
326 But then I thought, he's happy, don't spoil it. It could have been fire. 1.3596 0.04327 178 123 46 9
327 I keep waiting for him to reinvent himself. 1.3596 0.04943 178 132 28 18
328 When he finishes the second stone and the windmill, we'll be able to grind our own corn. 1.3596 0.04679 178 128 36 14
329 Lately I think he been taking me for granite. 1.3596 0.04471 178 125 42 11
330 I know, but this one is self-driving. 1.3596 0.04747 178 129 34 15
331 I didn't have the heart to tell him that it's been done before. 1.3596 0.04747 178 129 34 15
332 He's still stuck on "some assembly required." 1.3596 0.04943 178 132 28 18
333 Are you going to tell him that's not what you meant when you asked him to give you the big O? 1.3596 0.04879 178 131 30 17
334 He's thinking gallery. I'm thinking Craigslist. 1.3596 0.04471 178 125 42 11
335 Seriously, Betty, it's like living with a neanderthal. 1.3596 0.04813 178 130 32 16
336 He thinks he can beat me at tic tac toe but I've got a giant 'X' in the garage. 1.3596 0.04542 178 126 40 12
337 He just woke up one morning and said, "Darn it, I'm going to build my first mobile app!" 1.3596 0.04679 178 128 36 14
338 Too bad he never reinvents himself. 1.3596 0.04943 178 132 28 18
339 So I finally said, "Rog, we need a larger washer". 1.3580 0.04982 176 131 27 18
340 Harry's hobby has been a life saver. 1.3580 0.04850 176 129 31 16
341 If only he spent as much time on my "Big O". 1.3580 0.04982 176 131 27 18
342 It turns out, no one ever patented it! 1.3580 0.04783 176 128 33 15
343 For once, I'd like to enjoy the big O without having to wait for him to finish. 1.3580 0.04982 176 131 27 18
344 Yes, I have heard that the sign says HOLLYWOD now. 1.3580 0.04850 176 129 31 16
345 Adjusting to his retirement has been a challenge for both of us. 1.3580 0.04503 176 124 41 11
346 Next he'll think he invented sliced bread. 1.3580 0.04645 176 126 37 13
347 I don't want to get too excited, but the hints are "ring" and "rock." 1.3580 0.04850 176 129 31 16
348 The problem is, it's supposed to be jelly filled. 1.3580 0.04503 176 124 41 11
349 Yes, there are some side effects to the Paleo diet. 1.3580 0.05174 176 134 21 21
350 Why tell him it's been done already. It's kept him out of my way for weeks now. 1.3580 0.04574 176 125 39 12
351 Boredom is the mother of reinvention. 1.3580 0.04430 176 123 43 10
352 It's an interpretive work exploring his income as a sculptor. 1.3580 0.04916 176 130 29 17
353 I told him the ring needs to be huge. I'm sure he got the idea. 1.3559 0.04482 177 125 41 11
354 You really need to tell him Obama's not running again. 1.3559 0.04760 177 129 33 15
355 He's been totally flummoxed since I got him the square peg. 1.3559 0.04692 177 128 35 14
356 For our anniversary he promised to give me the big "O". 1.3543 0.04796 175 128 32 15
357 The sprinkles keep falling off. 1.3543 0.04586 175 125 38 12
358 Well I like it. Don't be such a square, Peg. 1.3543 0.04931 175 130 28 17
359 It's been days and he still can't decide. Plain or frosted? 1.3543 0.04864 175 129 30 16
360 His next piece will be a square peg. 1.3543 0.04796 175 128 32 15
361 He's also working on something he calls 'fire'. 1.3543 0.04796 175 128 32 15
362 His start-up failed, so I guess it is back to the grindstone. 1.3543 0.04514 175 124 40 11
363 I told Frank I wanted a big "O". 1.3543 0.04931 175 130 28 17
364 I'm hoping he'll eventually move on to sliced bread. 1.3543 0.04796 175 128 32 15
365 It's an "o" and it's big, but it's not really what I had in mind. 1.3543 0.04727 175 127 34 14
366 As soon as he gets around to inventing fire, I'll put the roast in the oven. 1.3520 0.04781 179 132 31 16
367 I'm serious--we desperately need to sell a vowel! 1.3506 0.04669 174 126 35 13
368 I told him I wanted a big O. 1.3506 0.04809 174 128 31 15
369 He's concerned that it might be too derivative. 1.3506 0.04375 174 122 43 9
370 This hobby of his has been a real lifesaver. 1.3506 0.04739 174 127 33 14
371 That's just the prototype. 1.3506 0.04450 174 123 41 10
372 It's the best thing he's done since fire 1.3506 0.04669 174 126 35 13
373 He says it will revolutionize how we do everything, I just want him to clean the gutters. 1.3506 0.04524 174 124 39 11
374 I don't have the heart to tell Harold he's not the first. 1.3506 0.04524 174 124 39 11
375 This contractor's family has been in business since 4517 B.C. 1.3506 0.04669 174 126 35 13
376 He misunderstood me, when I said I had never had "the big O". 1.3506 0.04809 174 128 31 15
377 It's an homage to breakfast cereals of his boyhood. 1.3488 0.04481 172 122 40 10
378 Well on the dating site he described himself as well chiseled. 1.3488 0.04775 172 126 32 14
379 Cheerios…donuts… washers…Who knows how men think? 1.3488 0.04631 172 124 36 12
380 It feels like he has been working on it for 5,000 years. 1.3488 0.04405 172 121 42 9
381 In my opinion, his mousetrap was better. 1.3488 0.04248 172 119 46 7
382 Lately, I get the definite sense that he's coming toward the end of his vowel period. 1.3488 0.04984 172 129 26 17
383 He has a tech startup for Luddites. 1.3488 0.04631 172 124 36 12
384 He works for a startup. 1.3488 0.04916 172 128 28 16
385 I know. He says his is better. 1.3488 0.04631 172 124 36 12
386 Honey, have you seen the square peg? 1.3488 0.04631 172 124 36 12
387 Fred has never been very good with faces. 1.3488 0.04775 172 126 32 14
388 His new hobby has been a lifesaver 1.3488 0.04557 172 123 38 11
389 Harry's work has always been somewhat derivative. 1.3488 0.04481 172 122 40 10
390 How do I tell him that's not what I meant? 1.3488 0.04846 172 127 30 15
391 Well, he wanted it to be a Q. 1.3488 0.04775 172 126 32 14
392 When they colonize Mars, Phil wants to start from scratch and patent this thing. 1.3488 0.04775 172 126 32 14
393 It's his homage to the G Spot. 1.3488 0.05185 172 132 20 20
394 It's not going well, Helen. I told Harry I am leaving if he can't give me the big "O". 1.3488 0.04775 172 126 32 14
395 Well, I'd say he's evolving nicely. 1.3488 0.04557 172 123 38 11
396 He's afraid it might be derivative. 1.3488 0.04557 172 123 38 11
397 You should see the square peg. 1.3488 0.04704 172 125 34 13
398 It's 3D Warhol. He calls it "Lifesaver." 1.3488 0.04557 172 123 38 11
399 Just wait till you see the "BAMA." 1.3486 0.04921 175 131 27 17
400 Great," I said. "What's next, fire? 1.3486 0.04503 175 125 39 11
401 Last week he also reinvented fire. 1.3468 0.04535 173 124 38 11
402 At least it's taken his mind off Pokemon Go. 1.3468 0.04384 173 122 42 9
403 You're lucky. My husband has never given me a Big O. 1.3450 0.04859 171 127 29 15
404 I wish he'd focus on reinventing our relationship. 1.3450 0.04567 171 123 37 11
405 He also invented the internet. 1.3450 0.04859 171 127 29 15
406 Where's Bob? I sent him out to pick up some milk. 1.3450 0.04788 171 126 31 14
407 Why couldn’t he just reinvent HIMSELF? 1.3450 0.04716 171 125 33 13
408 No one’s had the heart to tell him. 1.3450 0.04642 171 124 35 12
409 He still uses a flip phone. 1.3450 0.04859 171 127 29 15
410 He calls it “Stone Circle with a Hole” 1.3450 0.04930 171 128 27 16
411 He's reinventing himself. The wheel was an accident. 1.3450 0.04788 171 126 31 14
412 He decided reinventing himself was too hard. 1.3450 0.04788 171 126 31 14
413 He's really evolving. 1.3450 0.04255 171 119 45 7
414 He's on a roll, last week he discovered fire! 1.3450 0.04859 171 127 29 15
415 I've been asking for a new washer for ages. 1.3450 0.04414 171 121 41 9
416 You should have seen the commotion last week when he discovered fire. 1.3450 0.04716 171 125 33 13
417 I told him I wanted the "Big O" then I remembered he's a concrete thinker. 1.3450 0.04999 171 129 25 17
418 Our sex therapist told him to focus on the Big O. 1.3450 0.04716 171 125 33 13
419 Sorry for the cold tea- he hasn't discovered fire yet. 1.3448 0.04439 174 124 40 10
420 He's worked so hard, I don't have the heart to tell him it's been done before. 1.3432 0.04897 169 126 28 15
421 He has three more just like it. 1.3432 0.04365 169 119 42 8
422 Ed finally agreed to get me a bigger washer. 1.3432 0.04969 169 127 26 16
423 You should see the size of the coffee cup. 1.3432 0.04897 169 126 28 15
424 All that he has left is to decide which side is the front. 1.3432 0.04751 169 124 32 13
425 Someone else is going to have to tell him he's not the first. 1.3432 0.05039 169 128 24 17
426 I just don't have the heart to tell him. 1.3432 0.04969 169 127 26 16
427 It's nice to see he's good with his hands, but have you told him that's not 'The Big O' you were talking about? 1.3432 0.05109 169 129 22 18
428 All I asked him was for the latest "Rolling Stone." 1.3432 0.05109 169 129 22 18
429 It's the first of a series. 1.3430 0.04470 172 123 39 10
430 Our son is working on fire in the basement. 1.3430 0.04619 172 125 35 12
431 Yes, it's a life saver for him. 1.3430 0.04315 172 121 43 8
432 Unfortunately, it's exactly what I asked for. 1.3430 0.04619 172 125 35 12
433 It's a giant washer,and he's the nut. 1.3430 0.04835 172 128 29 15
434 He misunderstood when I asked for the big "o". 1.3430 0.04974 172 130 25 17
435 I'm hoping he reinvents his career next. 1.3430 0.04692 172 126 33 13
436 He's determined to make something out of nothing 1.3430 0.04545 172 124 37 11
437 My biggest concern is my birthday is coming up 1.3402 0.04724 194 148 26 20
438 This new hobby of his has been a lifesaver. 1.3393 0.04611 168 122 35 11
439 His last project was sliced bread. 1.3393 0.04763 168 124 31 13
440 He'll invent the wheel, but try getting him to take out the trash. 1.3393 0.04838 168 125 29 14
441 Sculpting has turned out to be a real lifesaver for Fred. 1.3393 0.04688 168 123 33 12
442 He keeps talking about a millstone around his neck, so I got him one for his birthday. 1.3393 0.04688 168 123 33 12
443 You should see the size of the wheelbarrow. 1.3393 0.04454 168 120 39 9
444 It all started after he traced his family tree back to the Stone Age. 1.3392 0.04919 171 129 26 16
445 Well, right now he is stuck in patent litigation. 1.3392 0.04243 171 120 44 7
446 He Calls it-"Life Saver" 1.3373 0.04800 166 123 30 13
447 Last week, he "created" fire. 1.3373 0.04876 166 124 28 14
448 I wish Fred knew where to find the G. 1.3373 0.04486 166 119 38 9
449 It’s not that bad. My husband is obsessed with winning a caption contest. 1.3373 0.05095 166 127 22 17
450 If he starts making a square peg, I'm leaving him. 1.3373 0.04723 166 122 32 12
451 That's not "The Big O" I meant... 1.3373 0.04566 166 120 36 10
452 It's his way of rebelling against Cubism. 1.3373 0.04320 166 117 42 7
453 I think he misunderstood when I told him to work on giving me the big O. 1.3373 0.05095 166 127 22 17
454 It's Edgar's homage to our savings account rate. 1.3373 0.04876 166 124 28 14
455 I don't have to cook dinner until he reinvents fire. 1.3373 0.04723 166 122 32 12
456 After he invented fire there was no stopping him! 1.3373 0.04723 166 122 32 12
457 Walter only has seventeen cliches left on his bucket list. 1.3373 0.04723 166 122 32 12
458 I told him, 'We needed new tires like 5,000 years ago.' He's so literal. 1.3373 0.04566 166 120 36 10
459 He says it represents the emptiness at the center of the modern world and our marriage surrounded by the constructivist retro oppressiveness of antiquity and our debts. 1.3373 0.04645 166 121 34 11
460 He's been on the paleo diet for 2 years now. There have been some side-effects. 1.3373 0.05095 166 127 22 17
461 Hey, honey, do we have any cream cheese? 1.3373 0.04800 166 123 30 13
462 Paleo isn't just a diet. It's a lifestyle. 1.3373 0.04723 166 122 32 12
463 He has a degree in reverse engineering. 1.3373 0.04950 166 125 26 15
464 The patent office has been giving him the run around. 1.3373 0.04645 166 121 34 11
465 His last hobby was politics. This seems more productive. 1.3373 0.04645 166 121 34 11
466 Our last one went flat. 1.3373 0.04486 166 119 38 9
467 We figured we’d save some money with a super jumbo toilet paper roll from Costco. It’s supposed to last two years . . . if we can ever figure out how to get it into the bathroom. 1.3373 0.04645 166 121 34 11
468 No, it's a new mill-stone -- he's tired of the old grind. 1.3373 0.04665 169 124 33 12
469 His Hula Hoop wasn't keeping the weight off like it used to. 1.3373 0.04739 169 125 31 13
470 Moving back into the city has been great. But I do miss the garage. 1.3353 0.04250 170 120 43 7
471 It's only rock 'n' roll but he likes it. 1.3333 0.04812 165 123 29 13
472 It's my fault really; the other night in bed, I asked him to give me one. 1.3333 0.04812 165 123 29 13
473 One day he just said "screw Times New Roman" and it's been Helvetica ever since. 1.3333 0.04735 165 122 31 12
474 He said it would be something that is neither negative nor positive. 1.3333 0.04656 165 121 33 11
475 I just wish he'd stop saying 'Cheerio' when he finishes one. 1.3333 0.04889 165 124 27 14
476 Bob thinks he has invented the wheel. Trump just hired him to be his Transportation Secretary. 1.3333 0.04964 165 125 25 15
477 I don't mind. He's also reinventing sex. 1.3333 0.04656 165 121 33 11
478 I said, "Don't try to reinvent the wheel." He said, Oh yeah?" 1.3333 0.04964 165 125 25 15
479 Last month it was sliced bread 1.3333 0.04735 165 122 31 12
480 I'm blaming the Paleo diet. 1.3333 0.05037 165 126 23 16
481 You should see his coffee mug 1.3313 0.04863 166 125 27 14
482 It's a sculpture that sums up his life 1.3313 0.04632 166 122 33 11
483 I wish he'd spend more time trying to reinvent himself. 1.3293 0.04667 164 121 32 11
484 He says it's easier than reinventing our relationship. 1.3293 0.04746 164 122 30 12
485 Lisa. . . they are all cavemen at some level. 1.3293 0.04586 164 120 34 10
486 So I say "Harold, you can't reinvent the wheel." He took it as a challenge. 1.3293 0.04504 164 119 36 9
487 He says it's easier than reinventing himself. 1.3293 0.04746 164 122 30 12
488 If you ask me he's taking the whole "man cave" thing a little too literally. 1.3293 0.04420 164 118 38 8
489 At least he's stopped trying to discover fire. 1.3293 0.04667 164 121 32 11
490 His Papa was a rolling stone. 1.3293 0.04667 164 121 32 11
491 He always wanted a standing O 1.3293 0.04504 164 119 36 9
492 I know, I know. I just don't have the heart to tell him. 1.3293 0.04824 164 123 28 13
493 At least it's not fire, again. 1.3293 0.04586 164 120 34 10
494 If only he could reinvent himself. 1.3293 0.04586 164 120 34 10
495 I think he has a big axe to grind. 1.3293 0.04667 164 121 32 11
496 Before applying for a patent I think he should at least google it. 1.3293 0.04586 164 120 34 10
497 Sometimes he can be such a neanderthal. 1.3293 0.04586 164 120 34 10
498 And tomorrow we get fire! 1.3273 0.04138 165 116 44 5
499 His new hobby has been a real life saver. 1.3272 0.04862 162 122 27 13
500 I rue the day he started watching the History Channel. 1.3272 0.04451 162 117 37 8
501 He just can't decide what to call it. 1.3272 0.04451 162 117 37 8
502 Now he can tell his golfing buddies, truthfully, he has made a hole in one. 1.3272 0.04862 162 122 27 13
503 I call it the agony and the agony. 1.3272 0.05017 162 124 23 15
504 It's complicated. 1.3272 0.04620 162 119 33 10
505 I think he's about to transition into his 'p' period. 1.3272 0.04620 162 119 33 10
506 With the divorce finalized, I got it removed from my neck. 1.3272 0.04783 162 121 29 12
507 I say, 'You're just reinventing the wheel'. He says, 'Exactly'. We haven't spoken since. 1.3272 0.04702 162 120 31 11
508 It started out a sculpture, now he's just trying to get it out of the house. 1.3272 0.04536 162 118 35 9
509 Ralph wants to be sure that our house number is easy to see from the street 1.3272 0.04451 162 117 37 8
510 He calls it his "other" millstone, and I call it my "other" zero. 1.3272 0.04940 162 123 25 14
511 It all started when he gave up gluten. 1.3272 0.04702 162 120 31 11
512 We’re designing our own rings. 1.3272 0.04620 162 119 33 10
513 He can't stop cutting corners. 1.3272 0.04862 162 122 27 13
514 I don't have the heart to tell him someone's already thought of it. 1.3272 0.04783 162 121 29 12
515 That's my husband; always trying to re-invent the wheel. 1.3272 0.04862 162 122 27 13
516 Who would have thought it'd be a lifesaver? 1.3272 0.04275 162 115 41 6
517 It's a self-portrait. 1.3272 0.05168 162 126 19 17
518 That's NOT what I meant when I said he'd never given me the big 'O'. 1.3272 0.04783 162 121 29 12
519 Originally it was square, but he couldn't get it out of the house. 1.3272 0.04364 162 116 39 7
520 High percentage of neanderthal DNA. 1.3272 0.04783 162 121 29 12
521 The paleo diet has changed our whole lifestyle. 1.3272 0.04862 162 122 27 13
522 First, it was just the Paleo diet. 1.3272 0.04783 162 121 29 12
523 It's his move in tic-tac-toe. 1.3272 0.05017 162 124 23 15
524 It's his first attempt at a square. 1.3272 0.04620 162 119 33 10
525 I wish he'd rediscover the romance instead. 1.3272 0.04702 162 120 31 11
526 You should see the extra large coffee he carved to go with it. 1.3272 0.04783 162 121 29 12
527 It was this, or couple's counseling. -He always takes the easier way out. 1.3272 0.04702 162 120 31 11
528 What’s worse, he still uses headphones with a wire. 1.3272 0.04364 162 116 39 7
529 It's been a while since I've had an "O" in the bedroom. 1.3272 0.04940 162 123 25 14
530 It's not so much a reinvention as a reinterpretation. 1.3272 0.04620 162 119 33 10
531 Last week it was fire. Next week it'll probably be sliced bread. 1.3252 0.04677 163 121 31 11
532 I blame his paleo diet. 1.3252 0.04914 163 124 25 14
533 Next he's going to sculpt the sprinkles. 1.3230 0.04712 161 120 30 11
534 Have you decided where to put that vowel, you bought? 1.3230 0.05031 161 124 22 15
535 Last month he invented fire. 1.3230 0.04712 161 120 30 11
536 Even if this one flops, we'll still have our residuals for Fire. 1.3230 0.04629 161 119 32 10
537 His invention deals with centrifugal force, rolling resistance, counter torque... he tried to explain it to me. I don't know. It sounds like a wheel to me. 1.3230 0.04794 161 121 28 12
538 I can't wait--Bob said he's giving me The Big O for my birthday. 1.3230 0.04874 161 122 26 13
539 'Bill is always tinkering with something. Last week it was a particle accelerator.' 1.3230 0.04629 161 119 32 10
540 Excuse me while I go over and fake being impressed. 1.3230 0.04629 161 119 32 10
541 He wanted to recreate Stonehenge. Right now he is on the "O". 1.3230 0.04794 161 121 28 12
542 Retirement is the mother-in-law of reinvention... 1.3230 0.04629 161 119 32 10
543 Joe promised to give me a big "O" tonight! 1.3230 0.04874 161 122 26 13
544 Retirement. One minute he's Noguchi, the next he's Fred Flintstone. 1.3230 0.05031 161 124 22 15
545 I don't have the heart to tell him that he didn't invent it. 1.3230 0.05108 161 125 20 16
546 Finally, he got a hole in one. 1.3230 0.04545 161 118 34 9
547 Sometimes I suspect that Fred is a lot older than he looks. 1.3230 0.04458 161 117 36 8
548 He's giving me the big O tonight. 1.3230 0.04794 161 121 28 12
549 I tell him we need a new washer and this is what he comes up with. 1.3230 0.04545 161 118 34 9
550 Whatever you do, don't refer to it as The Wheel. 1.3210 0.04769 162 122 28 12
551 Donny says the faucet will never leak again 1.3208 0.04748 159 119 29 11
552 'Harry said he's getting me a high- capacity washer!" 1.3208 0.04913 159 121 25 13
553 Self portrait. 1.3208 0.04993 159 122 23 14
554 He's fascinated with old technology. 1.3208 0.04578 159 117 33 9
555 Don't say anything. He thinks he invented it. 1.3208 0.04490 159 116 35 8
556 Wheel of misfortune. 1.3208 0.04578 159 117 33 9
557 Trust me, it's the closest he will ever get to a hole in one. 1.3208 0.04748 159 119 29 11
558 You're a genius in reverse psychology, Marcie. Telling Raymond, 'Don't go try and reinvent the wheel,' has kept him out of my hair for weeks. 1.3208 0.04578 159 117 33 9
559 Sidney simply doesn't understand metaphor. 1.3208 0.04913 159 121 25 13
560 The idea had been rolling around in his head for years. 1.3208 0.04400 159 115 37 7
561 His work seems to be getting more derivative lately. 1.3208 0.04664 159 118 31 10
562 I'm hoping he'll discover fire before it starts snowing. 1.3208 0.04748 159 119 29 11
563 I think he's planinng to propose. 1.3208 0.04664 159 118 31 10
564 He's working on a sculpture to protest society's obsession with originality. 1.3208 0.04578 159 117 33 9
565 "Primitive is the new modern". 1.3208 0.04578 159 117 33 9
566 Yesterday, he discovered fire. 1.3208 0.04993 159 122 23 14
567 He keeps on singing "Big Wheel Keep on Turning, , Proud Mary Keep on Burning, Rolling on the River", whatever that means? 1.3208 0.04664 159 118 31 10
568 Ed says his next project will be a square peg. 1.3208 0.04664 159 118 31 10
569 He insists that being unoriginal is the new being original. 1.3208 0.04913 159 121 25 13
570 He's got a square peg in the next room 1.3208 0.04578 159 117 33 9
571 Now you know how the kids were named Fred and Wilma! 1.3208 0.04748 159 119 29 11
572 Unfortunately, that's his idea of the Big O. 1.3208 0.04664 159 118 31 10
573 This new hobby of his has been a real life saver. 1.3208 0.04748 159 119 29 11
574 We've decided to fully commit to paleo. 1.3188 0.04639 160 119 31 10
575 His next project is fire 1.3188 0.04805 160 121 27 12
576 Finally, after twenty eight years of living together, Darren's going to give me the "Big O. 1.3165 0.04843 158 120 26 12
577 "Oh, THAT? The Aztecs across the road gave it to us - they just weren't sure what to do with it". 1.3165 0.04925 158 121 24 13
578 Just humor him. He thinks it is profound. 1.3165 0.04759 158 119 28 11
579 He wants to make it self-driving. 1.3165 0.04673 158 118 30 10
580 He’s been so excited, that I haven’t had the heart to tell him that it’s already been invented. 1.3165 0.04759 158 119 28 11
581 Henry's putting our new IKEA bookshelf together. 1.3165 0.04925 158 121 24 13
582 He says he's not reinventing it so much as reimagining it. 1.3165 0.04843 158 120 26 12
583 It started when he went on the paleo diet. 1.3165 0.04759 158 119 28 11
584 No one on Kickstarter would sponsor him, so he changed the name to "Cylindrical Motion Enabler," and now he has funding out the wazoo. 1.3165 0.04673 158 118 30 10
585 I swear, sometimes he acts like a Neanderthal. 1.3165 0.04407 158 115 36 7
586 He's usually very creative, but this time he's come up with a big zero. 1.3165 0.04843 158 120 26 12
587 The good news is it's driverless. 1.3165 0.04673 158 118 30 10
588 He says he's making them like they used to. 1.3151 0.04533 146 106 34 6
589 It's not for anything, it's art. 1.3141 0.04709 156 117 29 10
590 Yesterday he invented the paper clip. 1.3141 0.04620 156 116 31 9
591 The prototype is brilliant. The question is, is it scalable? 1.3141 0.04530 156 115 33 8
592 He's entering his Neolithic period. 1.3141 0.04343 156 113 37 6
593 I'm concerned that he's taking the paleo movement too seriously. 1.3141 0.04796 156 118 27 11
594 I brought him to see 'The Vagina Monologues'. 1.3141 0.04620 156 116 31 9
595 Apparently, before you hit your golden years, you have to go through your mesolithic ones. 1.3141 0.04709 156 117 29 10
596 He confuses having a man cave with being a cave man. 1.3141 0.04796 156 118 27 11
597 It's actually a hole. 1.3141 0.04620 156 116 31 9
598 I wish he'd reinvent cleaning out the rain gutters. 1.3141 0.04965 156 120 23 13
599 Since Harold retired from the tire store he's taken up sculpture. 1.3141 0.04709 156 117 29 10
600 Michael says every block of stone has a wheel in it, and it's his job to set it free. 1.3141 0.04709 156 117 29 10
601 He always says he was born 5000 years too late 1.3141 0.04437 156 114 35 7
602 Maxi size Scotch tape and he still can't find the 'end'. 1.3141 0.04796 156 118 27 11
603 It's an iWheel. 1.3141 0.04881 156 119 25 12
604 It's one of the side effects of the Paleo diet. 1.3141 0.04796 156 118 27 11
605 Well, maybe next week he'll reinvent foreplay. 1.3141 0.04796 156 118 27 11
606 And he says I'm the one stuck in the past 1.3141 0.04709 156 117 29 10
607 ``He spend 40 years with Dunkin Donuts, for goodness' sake. What did you expect, the statue of David?'' 1.3141 0.04796 156 118 27 11
608 Leonard says that he's on to something that's going to be very, very big. 1.3141 0.04620 156 116 31 9
609 We also have a boat in the den he can't get out ... 1.3141 0.04530 156 115 33 8
610 he's thinks he's making America great again 1.3133 0.05018 150 115 23 12
611 He feels inside every rock, there's a hole waiting to be revealed. 1.3097 0.04628 155 116 30 9
612 He tries to think outside the box but he always ends up reinventing the wheel. 1.3097 0.04718 155 117 28 10
613 I need to find a larger house before he gets to Z. 1.3097 0.04718 155 117 28 10
614 What can I say? He got on a roll and I didn't have the heart to tell him. 1.3097 0.04977 155 120 22 13
615 Do you want to see the square peg that he chiseled? 1.3097 0.04718 155 117 28 10
616 It's a bit derivative, but at least he's happy. 1.3097 0.04537 155 115 32 8
617 He wants to reinvent the hole. 1.3097 0.04977 155 120 22 13
618 Correction: 'Artisanal' wheel. 1.3097 0.04892 155 119 24 12
619 You should see our bread slicer. 1.3097 0.04806 155 118 26 11
620 He was finished, until I told him I thought it was a zero. 1.3097 0.04806 155 118 26 11
621 I didn't have the heart to tell him it was on "Shark Tank" last week. 1.3097 0.04628 155 116 30 9
622 It started with a few simple paintings on the wall of his man cave and has evolved to this. 1.3097 0.04537 155 115 32 8
623 For him, it's original. 1.3097 0.04628 155 116 30 9
624 I TOLD him to google it first. 1.3097 0.04718 155 117 28 10
625 Personally, I doubt it'll ever get off the ground 1.3097 0.04348 155 113 36 6
626 He's also invented this new position he calls "The Missionary." 1.3097 0.04628 155 116 30 9
627 I don't like to tell him, it's been done. 1.3097 0.04628 155 116 30 9
628 You're no longer the third wheel. 1.3097 0.04892 155 119 24 12
629 The city wants people to start using larger house numbers. 1.3097 0.04348 155 113 36 6
630 Tomorrow he's going on a wild goose chase. 1.3097 0.04977 155 120 22 13
631 I’m starting to worry... He thinks he discovered fire last Tuesday. 1.3097 0.04892 155 119 24 12
632 The problem is he only has a square peg! 1.3097 0.04977 155 120 22 13
633 It started out as a bust of my mother. 1.3092 0.05133 152 119 19 14
634 He won't fix anything around the house until he masters the basics 1.3087 0.04656 149 111 30 8
635 I wonder how long it will take him to rediscover the axle. 1.3077 0.04603 156 117 30 9
636 Just like my sex life. 1.3072 0.04754 153 116 27 10
637 Because I reinvented the axle. 1.3072 0.04754 153 116 27 10
638 He wants to send texts that can't be hacked. 1.3072 0.04932 153 118 23 12
639 He's working his way up to nudes. 1.3072 0.04377 153 112 35 6
640 It's the only Big O this house has ever seen. 1.3072 0.04844 153 117 25 11
641 It's Harry's visual representation of the Medicare Part D donut hole. 1.3072 0.04932 153 118 23 12
642 He's already finished the square peg! 1.3072 0.04754 153 116 27 10
643 Costco sells three for the same price. 1.3072 0.04844 153 117 25 11
644 My husband's been working on that for ages. 1.3072 0.04663 153 115 29 9
645 So what else is new? 1.3072 0.04844 153 117 25 11
646 We've decided to reinvent everything. 1.3072 0.04663 153 115 29 9
647 He's on a roll. 1.3072 0.04844 153 117 25 11
648 I told him, "Fred, it's been 20 years of marriage, all I want is one big O." 1.3072 0.04754 153 116 27 10
649 He thinks this will be easier than reinventing himself. 1.3072 0.04932 153 118 23 12
650 When he said I was going to get the big O I had something else in mind..... 1.3072 0.04570 153 114 31 8
651 Hey, all I said was, "let's get stoned". 1.3072 0.04932 153 118 23 12
652 So I said "Why don't you invent something". 1.3072 0.04932 153 118 23 12
653 Between us, it's never going to fly. 1.3072 0.04475 153 113 33 7
654 Jack's decorating his man cave. 1.3072 0.04663 153 115 29 9
655 If he decides to go with sprinkles, it'll be a while. 1.3072 0.04844 153 117 25 11
656 Originality isn't really his thing. 1.3072 0.04570 153 114 31 8
657 Larry insists we need more visible address numbers for the delivery guys. 1.3072 0.04377 153 112 35 6
658 He thinks he invented fire, too. 1.3072 0.04663 153 115 29 9
659 Honey, where did I leave that square peg? 1.3072 0.04475 153 113 33 7
660 He says retirement is all about reinvention. 1.3072 0.04844 153 117 25 11
661 He is calling it The Art of the Wheel. 1.3072 0.04663 153 115 29 9
662 Wait 'til he remembers he was doing a chain. 1.3072 0.05103 153 120 19 14
663 I'll let him have his moment, like I did about fire. 1.3072 0.04844 153 117 25 11
664 He says he's not reinventing it so much as he is reimagining it. 1.3072 0.04663 153 115 29 9
665 I'm just glad he's moved on from discovering fire. 1.3072 0.04663 153 115 29 9
666 I told the designers I wanted a sculpture that made people say "Oh!" 1.3072 0.04475 153 113 33 7
667 I asked for a ring with a big rock for our anniversary....he has selective hearing. 1.3072 0.04754 153 116 27 10
668 It's a kit. 1.3072 0.05018 153 119 21 13
669 He's obsessed with the great tech boom of 4000 B.C. 1.3072 0.04754 153 116 27 10
670 He's still unemployed, but he's a pretty big deal on the island of Yap. 1.3072 0.04932 153 118 23 12
671 It’s not easy having a retired husband. 1.3072 0.04932 153 118 23 12
672 After selling the doughnut shop, he took up sculpture. 1.3072 0.04377 153 112 35 6
673 Last year he discovered fire. 1.3072 0.04475 153 113 33 7
674 He never listens. I must have told him a hundred times, "we have a square peg." 1.3072 0.05103 153 120 19 14
675 Maggie, you don't understand. I ask Tom to change a lightbulb and he reinvents the wheel. 1.3072 0.04570 153 114 31 8
676 "I keep telling him the other letters won't be as easy as 'O'". 1.3072 0.04570 153 114 31 8
677 It's terrible - he has sculptor's block. 1.3072 0.04570 153 114 31 8
678 I regret calling him a petty chiseler. 1.3072 0.04754 153 116 27 10
679 He's almost ready for the big roll out! 1.3072 0.04278 153 111 37 5
680 When I told him I wanted a big "O" I'm thought he understood what I meant.... 1.3072 0.04754 153 116 27 10
681 I wouldn't mind so much if Oprah at least PAID him for his work. 1.3052 0.04816 154 118 25 11
682 He promised we'd have fire in time for Thanksgiving. 1.3041 0.04950 148 114 23 11
683 It's the latest in a series he calls 'Déjà Vu'. 1.3038 0.04727 158 121 26 11
684 His doctor says he can have only one donut a week. 1.3026 0.04943 152 118 22 12
685 He's a caveman in bed too. 1.3026 0.04854 152 117 24 11
686 Well, we're giving paleo a spin. 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
687 He works for Google's Luddite division. 1.3026 0.04481 152 113 32 7
688 Tom's latest work is still untitled. I'm thinking, _Portal into Early Retirement Hell_. 1.3026 0.04943 152 118 22 12
689 He charges by the epoch. 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
690 I don't know why our living room is two chairs facing each other 1.3026 0.04943 152 118 22 12
691 He's a changed man ever since I got him on the paleo diet. 1.3026 0.04943 152 118 22 12
692 So, is your husband still stupid? 1.3026 0.05116 152 120 18 14
693 His style is very holistic. 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
694 Mancave mentality. 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
695 At first I naturally assumed he was speaking metaphorically. 1.3026 0.04481 152 113 32 7
696 He said he's going to give me "a big 'O' in the bedroom." 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
697 His art is about nothing. 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
698 Our car parts are locally sourced. 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
699 He saw it on Pinterest. 1.3026 0.05030 152 119 20 13
700 You know Jim, he thinks they didn't get it right the first time. 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
701 Making his first hole in one was less of a thrill than he thought it would be. 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
702 Nothing interests him. 1.3026 0.04943 152 118 22 12
703 There comes at time, Tina, where "store bought, stone ground" just isn't good enough. 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
704 I think he's taking the whole Paleo thing a bit too far. 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
705 Actually, it's a relief after his beekeeping phase. He kept those in the house too. 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
706 It's called "The Third Wheel" but he assures me it's not about you. 1.3026 0.04854 152 117 24 11
707 I told Fred all I want for our anniversary is a big O. 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
708 No, believe it or not, he's trying to fix the float in the toilet tank. 1.3020 0.04921 149 115 23 11
709 His Kickstarter campaign isn't going so well. 1.3020 0.04921 149 115 23 11
710 Stan hasn't had an original idea in more than 40 years. 1.3020 0.04828 149 114 25 10
711 It's for a retrospective 1.3020 0.04437 149 110 33 6
712 He's insisting on chocolate icing and sprinkles, but I think a simple glaze is the way to go. 1.3007 0.04645 153 116 28 9
713 I have no idea but it keeps him busy. 1.3007 0.04736 153 117 26 10
714 Last month, he discovered fire. 1.3007 0.04645 153 116 28 9
715 They're saying it might be a possible side effect of his Paleolithic diet. 1.2980 0.04486 151 113 31 7
716 His chisel slipped when he was completing a Q 1.2980 0.05299 151 122 13 16
717 He's been commissioned by Medicare.gov to make the doughnut hole easier to understand. 1.2980 0.04954 151 118 21 12
718 It's been like this since the Krispy Kreme closed last year. 1.2980 0.04486 151 113 31 7
719 The last time we put it on the wall it killed the cat 1.2980 0.04584 151 114 29 8
720 Now he's got to invent a way to get it out of here. 1.2980 0.04679 151 115 27 9
721 Some guys have crises at certain ages. Dave's is Stone. 1.2980 0.04486 151 113 31 7
722 He's on a roll now; last week he invented something he called "fire." 1.2980 0.04584 151 114 29 8
723 It doesn't matter. We won the lottery. 1.2980 0.05129 151 120 17 14
724 Reinventing himself was too hard, so now he's doing this. 1.2973 0.04838 148 114 24 10
725 He sold the hole. 1.2961 0.04558 152 115 29 8
726 Is that the big O I've been hearing about? 1.2961 0.04652 152 116 27 9
727 It's like the elephant in the room, only it's a wheel. 1.2961 0.04745 152 117 25 10
728 If the Met doesn't want it, he's going to Goodyear. 1.2961 0.04261 152 112 35 5
729 Typical. He thinks he invented it. 1.2961 0.04558 152 115 29 8
730 You should see the size of his square peg! 1.2961 0.05184 152 122 15 15
731 Now he's just trying to figure out how to move it. 1.2961 0.04836 152 118 23 11
732 I told him 'I want to have the biggest O in the world.' This is what I got. 1.2961 0.04652 152 116 27 9
733 He says he's going to give me The Big O soon. 1.2961 0.04652 152 116 27 9
734 He was planning 'onomatopoeia,' but I think he'll go with just 'om.' 1.2961 0.04745 152 117 25 10
735 He wants his man cave to be... "authentic". 1.2961 0.04836 152 118 23 11
736 Of course, he won't consider it a success until it actually rolls. 1.2961 0.04745 152 117 25 10
737 After this he wants to build a better mouse trap. 1.2961 0.04362 152 113 33 6
738 Invent it? Hell no, he can't even figure out what to do with it! 1.2961 0.04745 152 117 25 10
739 I told him I miss having the "Big 'O'". 1.2961 0.04461 152 114 31 7
740 I told him I needed to have the Big O...not exactly what I was hoping for. 1.2953 0.04903 149 116 22 11
741 It's his man cave. 1.2953 0.04518 149 112 30 7
742 Yes, it's on spec, but he claims to know the market. 1.2953 0.04416 149 111 32 6
743 He's my "Big Fred" and I'm his "Little Wilma..." 1.2953 0.04312 149 110 34 5
744 He's so excited that I don't have the heart to tell him 1.2953 0.04518 149 112 30 7
745 He's really struggling with the writing process. 1.2953 0.04903 149 116 22 11
746 We're paleo everything these days. 1.2953 0.04994 149 117 20 12
747 I met him in Boulder. I thought he said he was from the Stoned Age 1.2953 0.04714 149 114 26 9
748 Next weekend, he's re-inventing the hubcab. 1.2953 0.04809 149 115 24 10
749 He just found out he has Mayan DNA. 1.2953 0.04518 149 112 30 7
750 He says he's on to something. 1.2953 0.04518 149 112 30 7
751 He said, "Me going to be next Steve Jobs." 1.2953 0.04809 149 115 24 10
752 It's his first project since sliced bread. 1.2953 0.04994 149 117 20 12
753 I think his career switch from doughnut maker to sculptor is working out well. 1.2953 0.04416 149 111 32 6
754 'Proud Mary' is his favorite song. 1.2953 0.04809 149 115 24 10
755 He's inventive, but a little slow. 1.2953 0.04312 149 110 34 5
756 All I know is that it keeps him from working on the plumbing. 1.2953 0.04416 149 111 32 6
757 I wish he would spend as much time trying to reinvent our marriage. 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
758 Don't ask. 1.2953 0.04312 149 110 34 5
759 We wanted a peep hole that made a statement. 1.2953 0.04312 149 110 34 5
760 It's the slowest game of tic-tac-toe I've ever played. 1.2953 0.04416 149 111 32 6
761 He thinks Antiques Roadshow will be impressed. 1.2953 0.04714 149 114 26 9
762 I told our marriage counselor that I felt our relationship was lacking the "Big O." 1.2953 0.04809 149 115 24 10
763 Fred says those bastards wouldn't recognize a great caption if it bit them in the ass. 1.2953 0.05084 149 118 18 13
764 Premodernism. Postmodernism is sooo last century. 1.2953 0.04714 149 114 26 9
765 He's been taking the 'man cave' thing a little too seriously. 1.2925 0.04942 147 115 21 11
766 Herb's conflicted about adding sprinkles. 1.2925 0.04942 147 115 21 11
767 He's a cop. It's a donut. 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
768 It will end up in the closet with the rest of his useless inventions. 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
769 You won't believe how much we've spent on patent attorneys. 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
770 He decided that inventing is overrated, and switched to re-inventing. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
771 I wish he would reinvent our broken dishwasher instead. 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
772 He never has an original idea. 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
773 He’s been shying away from modern technology ever since the whole Ashley Madison thing. 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
774 He's gone from wheeling and dealing to just wheeling. 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
775 It's still safer than when he re-invented fire last week. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
776 His final statement to the world is either a wheel or a hole -- depending on his mood. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
777 I don't know what's taking him so long. It's not like he's inventing the wheel... 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
778 I just haven't got the heart to tell him... 1.2905 0.04913 148 116 21 11
779 I knew he was a cheap chiseler before I married him. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
780 Whenever I need some time for myself I tell him that something can't be improved. 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
781 In every block of marble he sees a breath mint. 1.2905 0.04420 148 111 31 6
782 I'm grateful he's not trying to reinvent indoor plumbing. 1.2905 0.04818 148 115 23 10
783 I'd tell him it's been done already, but it keeps him out of my hair. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
784 He's always had big plans in hemorrhoid relief 1.2905 0.04913 148 116 21 11
785 Yes he is. We also have better mousetraps. 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
786 You said we needed a bigger washer... 1.2905 0.04818 148 115 23 10
787 He's calling it "parody" to avoid copyright infringement." 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
788 Well, Jim is very literal. He thinks he's giving me what I want. 1.2905 0.04818 148 115 23 10
789 First, paleo diet, now paleo commute. 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
790 It's going to be self-rolling, respond to voice commands, and have a 12 megapixel camera. 1.2886 0.04395 149 112 31 6
791 It's not "reinvented", it's "reimagined". 1.2886 0.04790 149 116 23 10
792 All he said was, "big wheels keep on turning." 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
793 He promised tonight he'll give me a "Big O." 1.2877 0.04856 146 114 22 10
794 It's Gregg's latest masterpiece. He's calling it 'The Stonut'. 1.2877 0.04657 146 112 26 8
795 He sold donuts for 35 years. Now he thinks he's a sculptor. 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
796 His therapist advised that he start from the beginning 1.2877 0.04856 146 114 22 10
797 It just dawned on him that finding an axle could be a problem. 1.2877 0.04657 146 112 26 8
798 He said he was giving me the big "O" tonight. 1.2877 0.04856 146 114 22 10
799 I just want him to drag me around by my hair. 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
800 Andre's new sculpture is called "How do I love thee? Let me count the ways". 1.2877 0.04657 146 112 26 8
801 He always wanted to be a sculptor so he quit his job at the tire store. 1.2877 0.04758 146 113 24 9
802 The neighbor just completed a square. 1.2877 0.04758 146 113 24 9
803 Retirement has been one big zero, if you know what I mean. 1.2877 0.04657 146 112 26 8
804 I can't wait... Bob has promised me "The Big O". 1.2877 0.04856 146 114 22 10
805 Amuse him. He thinks it's new. 1.2877 0.04657 146 112 26 8
806 I'm not allowed to look yet -- I only know he's calling it "Let me count the ways" 1.2877 0.04952 146 115 20 11
807 I keep telling him it’s been done before, but he won’t listen. 1.2877 0.04856 146 114 22 10
808 I think Frank misunderstood me when I told him, "I'm expecting a huge rock for the engagement ring." 1.2877 0.04952 146 115 20 11
809 Bob wants to patent the hole in the middle 1.2877 0.04232 146 108 34 4
810 Now he wastes all his time trying to make a square peg. 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
811 Original ideas are not his strong suit... 1.2877 0.04758 146 113 24 9
812 I hope he rides it right back to the Stone Age where he belongs. 1.2877 0.05231 146 118 14 14
813 Henry'd join us but I think he's fixing the washer. 1.2877 0.04657 146 112 26 8
814 He says his currency is way more stable than bitcoin 1.2877 0.05047 146 116 18 12
815 It's a Middle Bronze Age crisis 1.2877 0.04758 146 113 24 9
816 He'll have rest of my name done by November! 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
817 Bob can reverse engineer anything. 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
818 You should see the square peg he's working on. 1.2877 0.04657 146 112 26 8
819 He's taking, "man cave," literally. 1.2877 0.04952 146 115 20 11
820 By the time he sculpts 'Z' we’re going to need a storage unit. 1.2877 0.04657 146 112 26 8
821 He's having a mid-Neolithic crisis. 1.2877 0.04657 146 112 26 8
822 He got a grant from Dunkin 1.2877 0.04758 146 113 24 9
823 It's our 25th anniversary this week and he's hinted at a big rock! 1.2877 0.04657 146 112 26 8
824 Last week he built a better mousetrap. 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
825 He's so proud of himself; you'd think he invented the wheel. 1.2877 0.04856 146 114 22 10
826 Next he's going to try to fit a square peg in a round hole and then, if there's time, he'll beat a dead horse. 1.2877 0.04856 146 114 22 10
827 This all started with his paleo diet. 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
828 I told him that we can have more sex if he manages to re-invent the wheel. 1.2877 0.04856 146 114 22 10
829 Can you believe it? He has no idea on how to move it out of there. 1.2877 0.04657 146 112 26 8
830 Last week he reinvented the hammer. 1.2877 0.04856 146 114 22 10
831 It's as if every time I ask for a little help around the house, Barry has to reinvent the wheel. 1.2877 0.04952 146 115 20 11
832 Ever since he invented fire he thinks he's God's gift. 1.2877 0.04856 146 114 22 10
833 I don't know who he is or what he's doing. 1.2877 0.04952 146 115 20 11
834 Just as long as he doesn't try to reinvent fire we're OK. 1.2877 0.04856 146 114 22 10
835 I worry he's been taking the paleo thing a little too far... 1.2877 0.04856 146 114 22 10
836 I've handled our finances since he became a chiseler. 1.2877 0.04758 146 113 24 9
837 23andMe said he's 7% Neanderthal! 1.2877 0.04758 146 113 24 9
838 You tell him it's been done. He never listens to me. 1.2877 0.04758 146 113 24 9
839 ...and last week he discovered fire. 1.2877 0.04342 146 109 32 5
840 I'm doing the Paleolithic diet, and John's doing Paleolithic technology. 1.2877 0.04342 146 109 32 5
841 I'm starting to feel like a second whatever that thing is called. 1.2877 0.04856 146 114 22 10
842 Frank says his breakfasts are often the inspiration for his sculptures. 1.2877 0.04657 146 112 26 8
843 Yes Peggy, size does matter! 1.2877 0.04952 146 115 20 11
844 Now if he could just reinvent taking out the garbage… 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
845 He wanted an authentic man cave. 1.2877 0.04657 146 112 26 8
846 Did you ask for a new washer? 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
847 He's trying to fill a hole in his life. 1.2877 0.04758 146 113 24 9
848 He's having trouble adjusting to retirement. 1.2877 0.04758 146 113 24 9
849 Retirement. 1.2877 0.04952 146 115 20 11
850 He also thought he invented fire, until we got the gas bill. 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
851 He's been like that ever since he came back from Burning Man." 1.2867 0.04396 143 107 31 5
852 Our therapist says that it's just "manopause." 1.2857 0.04630 147 113 26 8
853 It all started with the Paleo diet. 1.2857 0.04729 147 114 24 9
854 If he can get it out of here, it will be a Life Saver. 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
855 Now that Bill has started working from home, I feel like he's having trouble coming up with new ideas. 1.2828 0.04962 145 115 19 11
856 That's just the spare. Your other four are on back order. 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
857 Trust me, this is better than his last hobby. 1.2828 0.04344 145 109 31 5
858 He's convinced he can improve on it. 1.2828 0.04864 145 114 21 10
859 Why waste money buying a vowel? 1.2828 0.04864 145 114 21 10
860 Flat tires will be a thing of the past. 1.2828 0.04663 145 112 25 8
861 Three more and the Flintstone’s car will be ready. 1.2828 0.04663 145 112 25 8
862 He can't quite grasp cubist sculpture. 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
863 It represents both the hole in his life and the zero in his wallet. 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
864 I wanted something vintage. 1.2828 0.04344 145 109 31 5
865 His man cave is very authentic. 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
866 In therapy we talked about giving me the big "O," and...well...Bill has always been pretty literal. 1.2828 0.04765 145 113 23 9
867 I keep telling him it's been done. 1.2828 0.04663 145 112 25 8
868 If it gets him off the couch, who cares if it's been invented already. 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
869 The peg didn't fit. 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
870 Finally, a project that's right in his wheelhouse. 1.2828 0.04864 145 114 21 10
871 Yeah he's passive aggressive, I said we needed a new washer. 1.2828 0.04663 145 112 25 8
872 He is the kind of guy that wants to know how things work! 1.2828 0.04765 145 113 23 9
873 It's a gift from his great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great great, great grandfather. 1.2828 0.04765 145 113 23 9
874 He thinks bulldozer tic-tac-to will be the next big thing. 1.2828 0.04962 145 115 19 11
875 It's been a real Life Saver. 1.2828 0.04962 145 115 19 11
876 I'm glad it can roll to the curb once he gets tired of looking at it. 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
877 At least it will be easier to get his new "invention" out of the house. 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
878 That's nothing. Last week his project was fire. 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
879 He takes this man cave stuff literally. 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
880 Either a sign of eternity or an everything bagel. He is still deciding. 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
881 Has man evolved? Let's look at the evidence. 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
882 So if it keeps him out of my hair, I say "re-invent away!" 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
883 I don't want to spoil everything by telling him. 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
884 Last week he invented Fire! 1.2797 0.05002 143 114 18 11
885 He is making a time portal so he can go back to the any other presidential election 1.2797 0.04801 143 112 22 9
886 Henry has always maintained that we DO need to reinvent the wheel. 1.2797 0.04903 143 113 20 10
887 Just call us Fred and Wilma. 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
888 Last month, my clever husband invented fire. 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
889 He's into holistic sculpture. 1.2797 0.04903 143 113 20 10
890 Capitals A through N are all in the back yard. They haven't sold very well. 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
891 We've decided to go full paleo. 1.2797 0.05002 143 114 18 11
892 I told him I wanted the "Big O" for my birthday. 1.2797 0.04903 143 113 20 10
893 I tried to tell him, his sculpture is so five million years ago. 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
894 "Yes, I DO think a person can be on the Paleo diet too long". 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
895 That's the way he rolls. 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
896 Mark's taste in art is a bit more primitive than you'd expect. 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
897 Finding a hobby has been a lifesaver for Jeffrey. 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
898 Apparently Paleo's not a diet, it's a lifestyle change. 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
899 He's still obsessed with getting the perfect hole-in-one 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
900 I asked for the big O, and this is what I get... 1.2797 0.04801 143 112 22 9
901 Big deal. My kid invented the axel. 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
902 He says it will be the best thing since fire. 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
903 Oh Madge. He thinks that's the big 'O'. 1.2797 0.04801 143 112 22 9
904 He's having trouble with his vowels. 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
905 He just found out he is 51% neanderthal. 1.2797 0.04903 143 113 20 10
906 If nothing else, my Sisyphus has tenacity. 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
907 NOT what I meant by re-tire 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
908 He's always been more of a reinventor. 1.2797 0.04903 143 113 20 10
909 It looked smaller on my phone. 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
910 After 40 years at Goodyear Stanley finally decided to retire. 1.2797 0.04258 143 107 32 4
911 He's obsessed with Oprah 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
912 After he does "K" I don't know what I'll do with him. 1.2797 0.04258 143 107 32 4
913 Last week he made a stick. 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
914 Actually, the hardest part of the Paleo lifestyle was giving up bread. 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
915 It's a paleo hobby. Goes with the diet. 1.2797 0.05002 143 114 18 11
916 It takes his mind off coding. 1.2797 0.04903 143 113 20 10
917 His newest work is a personal meditation on breakfast cereals. 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
918 He says its perfect for the Guggenheim. 1.2782 0.04932 133 104 21 8
919 Too much yeast. 1.2778 0.04873 144 114 20 10
920 I said "you can't help me have the big 'o' if you tried". 1.2778 0.05438 144 120 8 16
921 It's so 2000 B.C. 1.2778 0.04346 144 109 30 5
922 Then I suggested that he make money the old fashioned way. 1.2746 0.04703 142 111 23 8
923 He started with the Paleo diet and couldn't stop. 1.2746 0.04703 142 111 23 8
924 It's the Cheese Wheel on sale at Costco. 1.2746 0.05012 142 114 17 11
925 Its a monument to his favorite food group. 1.2746 0.04486 142 109 27 6
926 He's heading for the Patent Office, and I think he's in for a big disappointment. 1.2746 0.04486 142 109 27 6
927 He says it's an artisanal tire. 1.2746 0.04703 142 111 23 8
928 Whatever it is, he keeps talking about reinventing it... 1.2746 0.04808 142 112 21 9
929 Frank calls it, "Savings Since Retirement." 1.2746 0.04703 142 111 23 8
930 I know it brings up a lot of dust, but believe me it beats getting hit over the head by a big bone and dragged around by my hair. Besides, I got a new Roomba. 1.2746 0.05012 142 114 17 11
931 Ester, when will you tell him it exists already? 1.2746 0.04808 142 112 21 9
932 He's worked on that prototype for 3 years - I just don't have the heart to tell him. 1.2746 0.04486 142 109 27 6
933 Very technical. He also does 1s. 1.2746 0.04596 142 110 25 7
934 He's been in there so long you'd think he's reinventing the wheel 1.2746 0.04596 142 110 25 7
935 Jeff decided that reinventing himself was too difficult. 1.2746 0.04596 142 110 25 7
936 I wish he'd reinvent The Meaningful Relationship. 1.2746 0.04911 142 113 19 10
937 Bob always has to start at the beginning. 1.2746 0.04486 142 109 27 6
938 He's not reinventing it, he's "re-imagining" it. 1.2746 0.04808 142 112 21 9
939 It's only a hobby, there's no way it will take him anywhere. 1.2746 0.04486 142 109 27 6
940 Next he's working on a square peg. 1.2746 0.04257 142 107 31 4
941 Now that we're empty nesters there's a hole we have to fill. 1.2746 0.04596 142 110 25 7
942 He already tried a square peg. 1.2746 0.04808 142 112 21 9
943 Originality is not his strong suit. 1.2746 0.04138 142 106 33 3
944 Last month, he burned down his workshop rubbing two sticks together. 1.2746 0.04596 142 110 25 7
945 Sometimes I think he's from the Stone Age. 1.2746 0.04703 142 111 23 8
946 He’s reinventing the wheel, but he’s doing it ironically. 1.2746 0.04596 142 110 25 7
947 Yes, a little dated, but it's not made in China. 1.2746 0.04596 142 110 25 7
948 Wouldn't it be easier to call AAA? 1.2746 0.04911 142 113 19 10
949 I think he needs to be more original. 1.2746 0.04911 142 113 19 10
950 I think my Herbert's hearing is going. I asked him to reinvest in steel. 1.2746 0.04808 142 112 21 9
951 It's his answer to Bitcoin 1.2746 0.04486 142 109 27 6
952 Frank believes in reinventing everything but himself. 1.2746 0.04703 142 111 23 8
953 k 1.2746 0.05012 142 114 17 11
954 At least he has a hobby. 1.2746 0.04486 142 109 27 6
955 I don't have the heart to tell him it's been done before. 1.2746 0.04596 142 110 25 7
956 I know. Last week he thought he'd invented sliced bread. 1.2746 0.04596 142 110 25 7
957 He's trying to decide which MOMA would like--candy sprinkles or a tire tread 1.2746 0.04703 142 111 23 8
958 O is for Obsessive 1.2746 0.04808 142 112 21 9
959 It's probably one of his most nuanced vagina sculptures. 1.2746 0.04911 142 113 19 10
960 Originally, he wanted to do an apple fritter. 1.2746 0.04808 142 112 21 9
961 He says they are safer than Bitcoins. 1.2746 0.04373 142 108 29 5
962 I'm worried he's taking this 'man cave' thing too literally. 1.2727 0.04674 143 112 23 8
963 And to think, he only learned to use tools last week. 1.2727 0.04778 143 113 21 9
964 He's thinking about starting over from square one. 1.2727 0.04674 143 112 23 8
965 He has zero ambitions. 1.2727 0.04347 143 109 29 5
966 You're lucky. My husband can't even fix a toaster. 1.2727 0.04458 143 110 27 6
967 There has been a hole in our lives since Johnny left for college. 1.2727 0.04568 143 111 25 7
968 It just came to him... 1.2714 0.04738 140 110 22 8
969 I told him I haven't had a Big O in a while so that's what he ordered from Amazon. 1.2714 0.04950 140 112 18 10
970 Larry's seminal work is beginning to look like big, fat zero. 1.2714 0.04845 140 111 20 9
971 Ever since he gave up on the mousetrap he's been fixated on this. 1.2714 0.04738 140 110 22 8
972 His boss told him to stop cutting corners. 1.2714 0.04401 140 107 28 5
973 I told him not to get a sculpture from IKEA 1.2714 0.04950 140 112 18 10
974 it took 25 years of marriage, but he's finally given me the big "O" 1.2714 0.04845 140 111 20 9
975 He's been working on it for about 10,000 years now. 1.2714 0.04628 140 109 24 7
976 He calls it "Twenty Years of Marriage" 1.2714 0.04950 140 112 18 10
977 Our marriage counselor said we should try getting back to basics. 1.2714 0.04738 140 110 22 8
978 He's been working on it for months, but he's just not sure what to call it. 1.2714 0.04516 140 108 26 6
979 He's trying to reinvent the wheel, but I told him there's an app for that. 1.2714 0.04516 140 108 26 6
980 His DNA test indicated Neanderthal. 1.2714 0.04628 140 109 24 7
981 Hun, I found that IKEA bolt. 1.2714 0.04401 140 107 28 5
982 It all began with the paleo diet. 1.2714 0.04401 140 107 28 5
983 He bought Kim Kardashian's diaphragm at auction. 1.2714 0.05154 140 114 14 12
984 It's not the first time. 1.2714 0.04845 140 111 20 9
985 You don't grow up unscarred with a name like Michaelangelo Axelrod. 1.2714 0.04628 140 109 24 7
986 I'm quite proud - it seems like just yesterday that he discovered fire. 1.2714 0.04282 140 106 30 4
987 His Psychiatrist says this due to his fixations about, well you can imagine. 1.2714 0.04845 140 111 20 9
988 Wait 'til he adds Bluetooth. 1.2714 0.04845 140 111 20 9
989 It's just not a good fit, Peg. 1.2714 0.04628 140 109 24 7
990 He's embraced the 'Paleo' lifestyle. 1.2714 0.04401 140 107 28 5
991 I've never experienced the big "O" 1.2714 0.04845 140 111 20 9
992 Harry's in his Neolithic period. 1.2714 0.04516 140 108 26 6
993 He's the visionary, I just deal with the idiots at the patent office. 1.2714 0.04738 140 110 22 8
994 Primitive doesn’t begin to describe Harry’s art. 1.2714 0.04628 140 109 24 7
995 He's so smart - I just have this feeling he was born in the wrong century. 1.2714 0.04738 140 110 22 8
996 He's very serious about tic tac toe. 1.2714 0.04282 140 106 30 4
997 Where do you want to start? 1.2714 0.04738 140 110 22 8
998 He's really obsessed with the Rolling Stones. 1.2714 0.04845 140 111 20 9
999 Fred's creating an accent piece for his man cave. 1.2714 0.04738 140 110 22 8
1000 Does your mother still enjoy swimming? 1.2714 0.04950 140 112 18 10
1001 He wants to make something great again 1.2714 0.04738 140 110 22 8
1002 Harold's DNA test said he's three percent Neanderthal. 1.2714 0.04950 140 112 18 10
1003 That's just how he rolls. 1.2714 0.04738 140 110 22 8
1004 Fifteen down, Eleven to go. 1.2714 0.05053 140 113 16 11
1005 A paleo inventor--and yours? 1.2695 0.04488 141 109 26 6
1006 I don't mind him reinventing the wheel, I just wish he'd do it outside. 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
1007 But it must have been patented by now. 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1008 Yes, I see how you could think he's reinventing the wheel. I actually prefer to believe the wheel is reinventing him. 1.2662 0.04958 139 112 17 10
1009 We keep going around and around about it. 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1010 It beats having him watch football all weekend. 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1011 It's been around forever. 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1012 He just keeps muttering, ''form follows function, form follows function.'' 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1013 He hasn't stopped working since he invented the hole. 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
1014 He prefers to say 'reimagining the wheel,' but yeah. 1.2662 0.04281 139 106 29 4
1015 So far the interest from art dealers has been a big fat zero. 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
1016 He wouldn't believe me when I said it's already been done. 1.2662 0.04281 139 106 29 4
1017 Well according to him he's not reinventing, he's reconceiving. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1018 Yes, that's Henry Moore-or-less. 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1019 No, he's not that smart. He says he's reinventing the doughnut. 1.2662 0.04958 139 112 17 10
1020 The piece is called 'Stone Carving: A Life Saver' 1.2662 0.04852 139 111 19 9
1021 He told me he is making a swimming ring for his boss. 1.2662 0.05062 139 113 15 11
1022 After reinventing himself, now he's reinventing everything else. 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1023 not exactly what I meant when I said 'let's work on the big O'. but he's satisfied. 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1024 Honestly, I'd rather see him reinvent himself. 1.2662 0.04852 139 111 19 9
1025 Bob sold tires for 47 years. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1026 He's in his Circular Period. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1027 Well, you know how strongly Ed feels about cheerios. 1.2662 0.04958 139 112 17 10
1028 I know what you're thinking, and yes. 1.2662 0.04958 139 112 17 10
1029 I never said that he was a "successful" inventor. 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1030 Herb? Oh he's working on nothing. 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
1031 Well, it started with a mousetrap. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1032 Sorry about the noise. My husband loves his rock and roll. 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1033 The genius says it's a Life Saver but he doesn't know what flavor to call it. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1034 We're going carbon neutral. 1.2662 0.04281 139 106 29 4
1035 He's titled it, "The Missing Headphone Jack." 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
1036 I'm nervous and excited. Hank told me I'd be getting the big O tonight. 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
1037 I told him not to reinvent the wheel but does he listen, no! 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
1038 He's very primitive. 1.2662 0.04852 139 111 19 9
1039 I was hoping he would take up golf. 1.2662 0.04958 139 112 17 10
1040 When Bob suggested we go Paleo, I had no idea that he'd take it so far. 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
1041 Since Eric lost his job, sculpting has been a big life saver. 1.2662 0.04852 139 111 19 9
1042 While we were dating, he reinvented sex. Those were the days. 1.2643 0.04602 140 110 23 7
1043 William's artistic muse was nourished by Krispy Kreme. 1.2643 0.04713 140 111 21 8
1044 Henry is commemorating that one time he gave me the Big O. 1.2643 0.04713 140 111 21 8
1045 He's trying to be less edgy. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1046 Clare, do you think form should follow function or function follow form? 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1047 You and I have our book club, and Harold has his little Flintstones cosplay group. 1.2628 0.04889 137 110 18 9
1048 You know sometimes I feel that Mark is still living in the Stone Age. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1049 His gallery calls it "neo-Neolithic." 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1050 Don't mention anything about Bill's big spare tire. He's very sensitive about it. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1051 He calls it, BAGEL IN THE ROUGH. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1052 I'll be impressed when he can chisel in cursive. 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1053 It is artisanal nothingness. 1.2628 0.04306 137 105 28 4
1054 Left alone, it represents exactly how much talent he has. 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1055 His patent on the square just expired. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1056 I told him not to re-invent the wheel. So of course he went ahead and did it. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1057 You know Ted. Always trying to reinvent the wheel. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1058 Harold says we're ready to roll. 1.2628 0.04306 137 105 28 4
1059 So far, got him diverted. Now I need to persuade him to carve 1 through 99. 1.2628 0.04998 137 111 16 10
1060 He promised it's going in his man cave. 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1061 Bill's gone paleo. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1062 Every time I ask him to do one little thing around the house, he has to re-invent the wheel. 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1063 It's plan B. He found out someone else already did fire. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1064 You just chip everything away that doesn't look like a donut. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1065 He likes to call it 'reimagining,' rather than reinventing. 1.2628 0.04179 137 104 30 3
1066 He's a little slow with these ideas. His other great invention was sliced bread. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1067 He's been binge-watching old episodes of "The Flintstones." 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1068 He's working his way through the alphabet. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1069 If we could only just reinvent our sex life. 1.2628 0.04889 137 110 18 9
1070 He won't let me see, but I'm hoping he's finally invented something useful for once. 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1071 Oh, that's just George getting stoned. 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1072 He has been spending every waking moment on it but I think it will still amount to nothing 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1073 He's trying to fix the washer. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1074 He told me he was going to give me a big O for our anniversary. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1075 When you said, 'man cave,' I pictured him watching football. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1076 It's a commission for Dunkin'. 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1077 I asked him to do something "holistic", but I am not sure that he understood the concept. 1.2628 0.03914 137 102 34 1
1078 Some men have a Man Cave. I...have a Cave Man! 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1079 He says it's non-representational art. But now he can't remember what it's not supposed to represent. 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1080 He can't decide if he should glaze it or cover it with chocolate. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1081 He's obsessed with that vowel. 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1082 It's a self sculpture. He fancies himself as a big wheel. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1083 Michael seems confident he's on the verge of the next big thing 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1084 He got the idea from cars 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1085 I told him I want a big O for our anniversary. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1086 His next exhibit is an homage to bagels. 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1087 His early retirement is not going well so far. 1.2628 0.05104 137 112 14 11
1088 He's applied for a patent. 1.2628 0.04889 137 110 18 9
1089 First his Paleo diet, now this. 1.2628 0.05104 137 112 14 11
1090 But can he turn on the dishwasher? 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1091 He's moved on to vowels. I told him I had helped him move his last consonant. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1092 I told him he needed to work on giving me the big “O.” 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1093 He takes his "man cave" very seriously. 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1094 Soon he'll have to P. 1.2628 0.04889 137 110 18 9
1095 His doctor suggested he try working with his hands whenever he was tempted to reach for a donut. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1096 I said I wanted to experience the big "O"! 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1097 I said you should have your head examined, so he building his own MRI. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1098 I think losing that job at Tesla has set him back a little. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1099 Yesterday he invented fire. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1100 His idea a big "O" and mine are different. 1.2628 0.04889 137 110 18 9
1101 He has been working on that for ages. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1102 He's regressing. Last week it was sliced bread. 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1103 He insists it isn't rocket science. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1104 I think you may be disappointed with the washer he's installing. 1.2628 0.04998 137 111 16 10
1105 He says it's art, I say it's craft. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1106 "Jim's new sculpture finally matches his IQ! 1.2628 0.04889 137 110 18 9
1107 I told my husband to get a washer and it has to be big - I hope he doesn't fail me. 1.2628 0.04889 137 110 18 9
1108 I told him to get me a big ring 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1109 Well of course archeologists have hobbies 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1110 He told me it would be easy to move. 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1111 Oh, you know how men are, I just told him that not only is it great, but also the biggest I've ever seen. 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1112 All that time working the hole and he still can’t find the G spot! 1.2628 0.04998 137 111 16 10
1113 To his dismay, he discovered it had already been patented. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1114 He's proud of the fact that he makes zero as an artist. 1.2628 0.05104 137 112 14 11
1115 Hank's the new score-keeper for the Detroit Lions. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1116 I'm not worried at all -- Herb hasn't invented the axle yet. 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
1117 Seventeen more and the truck sculpture will be finished... Thank God. 1.2609 0.04965 138 112 16 10
1118 Harold got tired of having flats. 1.2593 0.04067 135 102 31 2
1119 He thinks this will be the one, but it's just another big zero. 1.2593 0.04814 135 108 19 8
1120 I asked for a big O and this is what I got. 1.2593 0.04928 135 109 17 9
1121 I don't know what he's working on for my birthday. I told him I wanted a big "O". 1.2593 0.04698 135 107 21 7
1122 Our son wanted a big wheel for his birthday. 1.2593 0.04928 135 109 17 9
1123 Insanity is reinventing the wheel over and over again, and expecting our sex life to get better. 1.2593 0.04698 135 107 21 7
1124 Yes Doris, it's a wheel 1.2593 0.04331 135 104 27 4
1125 He's inventive, but a little behind the times. 1.2593 0.04814 135 108 19 8
1126 You know how Bob's always saying we should start over... 1.2593 0.04698 135 107 21 7
1127 And now we've come full circle. 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
1128 I told you -- you can take the man out of the cave, but you can't take the cave out of the man. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1129 Is it just me or are the caption contest cartoonists trying a bit too hard to be weird? 1.2593 0.05147 135 111 13 11
1130 Are you getting a matching dryer? 1.2593 0.05147 135 111 13 11
1131 He says he's making a monument to our marriage. 1.2593 0.04698 135 107 21 7
1132 My husband is an expert in Neanderthal Surrealism. 1.2593 0.04928 135 109 17 9
1133 At least it will be easier to get out of the house then it was to get in. 1.2593 0.04928 135 109 17 9
1134 Now he's wondering what to do with it. 1.2593 0.04698 135 107 21 7
1135 He ordered a course on-line called "Make Yourself A Big Wheel." 1.2593 0.04201 135 103 29 3
1136 He likes to start at the beginning. 1.2593 0.04331 135 104 27 4
1137 He's worried the critics might think it derivative. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1138 Next week, he plans to slice bread. 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
1139 ...and then his DNA showed his ancestry as Irish, Inca and Neanderthal. 1.2593 0.04928 135 109 17 9
1140 He's kind of taken this man cave thing quite seriously 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1141 You should have seen the place after he re-invented fire. 1.2593 0.04698 135 107 21 7
1142 We're Paleo. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1143 I try not to look at what he does in his man-cave. 1.2593 0.04814 135 108 19 8
1144 I don't have the heart to tell him it's been done already. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1145 Oh sure, it looks about the same, but Joe has added features like waterproofing and a camera. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1146 He's been puzzled by the big 'O' for a while now. 1.2593 0.04698 135 107 21 7
1147 Am I a very, very, very bad person for encouraging him ? 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1148 I don't know what he's up to in there, but I hope he's not just spinning his wheels. 1.2593 0.04698 135 107 21 7
1149 At first he just cut out grains and dairy, but it's really become a lifestyle now. 1.2593 0.04698 135 107 21 7
1150 He calls it postmodern primitivism. 1.2593 0.04814 135 108 19 8
1151 I told him, "Let's not reinvent the wheel." But he insisted. 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
1152 I told him there was no need to reinvent it, but does he listen to me? 1.2593 0.04698 135 107 21 7
1153 Well I call it a mid-life crisis but he calls it "Michelangelo's Donut". 1.2593 0.04814 135 108 19 8
1154 He said build it and Oprah will come! 1.2593 0.04698 135 107 21 7
1155 Joseph has wonderful ideas but somehow other people always seem to get the credit. 1.2593 0.04698 135 107 21 7
1156 He tried the paleo diet. Now he's into paleo art. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1157 His doctor told him to get a hobby to take his mind off doughnuts. 1.2593 0.04814 135 108 19 8
1158 you ask, what happened first, the donut or the hole? 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1159 He lives in the past. 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
1160 Yes, he's an inventor - and no, he doesn't get out much. 1.2574 0.04782 136 109 19 8
1161 . . . and then I grabbed him by the head and told him I wanted the Big O. 1.2574 0.04549 136 107 23 6
1162 Hows Jerry? I think he's been on the paleo diet too long 1.2574 0.04667 136 108 21 7
1163 That's nothing. He still has the p r a h to finish. 1.2574 0.04549 136 107 23 6
1164 I ordered a jumbo washer. 1.2574 0.05005 136 111 15 10
1165 Yes, I did grow this tea and made these teacups- why do you ask? 1.2574 0.04782 136 109 19 8
1166 It's my fault. I said "custom" and "huge". At no point did I use the word "diamond". 1.2574 0.04782 136 109 19 8
1167 He's always been behind the curve. 1.2574 0.04667 136 108 21 7
1168 Most of his other ideas are prehistoric so I'm chalking this one up as progress actually. 1.2574 0.04428 136 106 25 5
1169 Our couples counselor told us we didn't have to reinvent the wheel, but HE said that sounded easier... 1.2574 0.04667 136 108 21 7
1170 This way, he can't even lift the toilet seat up in the first place. 1.2555 0.04751 137 110 19 8
1171 Tip from our realtor...make the "For Sale" sign to be visible on Google Earth. 1.2555 0.04399 137 107 25 5
1172 I don't mind that he's retired. I mind that he lacks originality. 1.2555 0.04399 137 107 25 5
1173 They say there's a fine line between genius and madness. 1.2555 0.04751 137 110 19 8
1174 For my birthday, Darryl said he's going to finally give me "the big O!" 1.2555 0.04972 137 112 15 10
1175 At least he's not talking about fantasy football. 1.2537 0.04579 134 106 22 6
1176 You should see his squares. 1.2537 0.04327 134 104 26 4
1177 If I told him once, I've told him a hundred times: 'Harry, you don't have to reinvent the wheel. But does he listen?' 1.2537 0.04579 134 106 22 6
1178 It isn’t quite what I expected when he told me we’d be receiving a large inheritance from his aunt in Micronesia. 1.2537 0.04933 134 109 16 9
1179 For some reason, I can't get the song Proud Mary out of my head. 1.2537 0.04818 134 108 18 8
1180 I told him it had already been invented and he said people are stealing his ideas even before he can think of them. 1.2537 0.04579 134 106 22 6
1181 Hard working, sure. I'm just a little iffy about the innovative genius part. 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
1182 He actually applied for a patent. 1.2537 0.04933 134 109 16 9
1183 He says it will change everything. 1.2537 0.04818 134 108 18 8
1184 The sign is done! It's time to launch 'Hole Foods' 1.2537 0.04579 134 106 22 6
1185 First it was the caveman diet. Now it's this. 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
1186 I had something else in mind when I told him to "retire". 1.2537 0.04818 134 108 18 8
1187 Morris said he was going to create a piece of art that expresses how much our marriage has fulfilled his life. 1.2537 0.04700 134 107 20 7
1188 I overheard he's finally getting me a new set of wheels. I hope I can look surprised. 1.2537 0.04700 134 107 20 7
1189 I told him if he could reinvent the wheel, I would reinvent our sex life. 1.2537 0.05046 134 110 14 10
1190 I keep telling him he should have just gone to Ikea 1.2537 0.04327 134 104 26 4
1191 His obsession with The Rolling Stones has gotten out of hand. 1.2537 0.04579 134 106 22 6
1192 It's just rock and roll to me 1.2537 0.04818 134 108 18 8
1193 Last night I told him I needed a big O. 1.2537 0.04700 134 107 20 7
1194 Yes, Fred is still on the Paleo diet, why do you ask? 1.2537 0.04818 134 108 18 8
1195 His next project is a square peg! 1.2537 0.04327 134 104 26 4
1196 Richard has finally quit trying to build a better mousetrap. 1.2537 0.04579 134 106 22 6
1197 Herman believes he can improve on the concept 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
1198 You can't say that to a guy with a sledge hammer. 1.2537 0.04579 134 106 22 6
1199 He's torn between chocolate sprinkles and maple glazed 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
1200 Last week, he thought he had invented fire. 1.2537 0.04700 134 107 20 7
1201 He says he's reinventing it but I think the whole project is metaphorical. 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
1202 Watch out , Fred likes to dunk 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
1203 And then I said "well, you've never reinvented anything." 1.2537 0.04579 134 106 22 6
1204 We are very rich on some tiny south sea island 1.2519 0.04549 135 107 22 6
1205 He's taking a minimalist approach to his mid-life crisis 1.2519 0.04669 135 108 20 7
1206 He’s not all work— he still likes to go clubbing. 1.2519 0.04669 135 108 20 7
1207 Donald is convinced that returning to the stone age will make America great again. 1.2519 0.04426 135 106 24 5
1208 Gustav is working on another period piece. 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
1209 It's progress. Last week he reinvented the stick. 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1210 Now that the headset jack is obsolete, he is questioning every design choice. 1.2500 0.04734 132 106 19 7
1211 He took my request for more 'big O's' seriously. 1.2500 0.04972 132 108 15 9
1212 He's got this wonderful idea for a puncture-proof tyre. 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1213 He wants to put "CLINTON" in big letters on the front lawn. 1.2500 0.04854 132 107 17 8
1214 You should see his wagon! 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1215 He finally gave up reinventing it, but now he's busy reimagining it. 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
1216 His strong suit will never be originality. 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
1217 It's just a proof of concept. 1.2500 0.04352 132 103 25 4
1218 He's in his prehistoric period. 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
1219 Now if he could just invent time travel. 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1220 I've found that good handymen make huge lifesavers. 1.2500 0.04854 132 107 17 8
1221 He won't win any prizes, but it got him out of community service, and I know where he is at night. 1.2500 0.04972 132 108 15 9
1222 If I told him, we'd have to talk. 1.2500 0.05087 132 109 13 10
1223 Fred thinks his 'forever spare' will be a game changer. 1.2500 0.04854 132 107 17 8
1224 I never should have mentioned the big O 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
1225 'He always thinks he's the first one to think of something.' 1.2500 0.04734 132 106 19 7
1226 "The only reason I call him handy is he's always around". 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1227 Sure, this retirement project has kept Harold busy but after it's over, it's all downhill. 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1228 People say, "Why reinvent the wheel?" Harold says, "Why not?" 1.2500 0.04972 132 108 15 9
1229 I know he's new at this, but it seems a little derivative, don't you think? 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1230 It's better than last year, when he was into home brewing. 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1231 It's his pet project. He's trying to reinvent it but he keeps going around in circles. 1.2500 0.04352 132 103 25 4
1232 Kevin is more of a re-inventor. 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1233 Now, if I could only get him to reinvent his resume. 1.2500 0.04352 132 103 25 4
1234 Not as crazy as you might think. Stone tires never need rotation. 1.2500 0.04217 132 102 27 3
1235 He's just a little behind the times. 1.2500 0.04352 132 103 25 4
1236 At least when he's home I don't know what he's doing. 1.2500 0.04854 132 107 17 8
1237 Now if he could just figure out how to keep the fire lit. 1.2500 0.04734 132 106 19 7
1238 Well... it first started with the paleo diet. 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
1239 He's on a new kick. Next week it'll be sliced bread. 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1240 I'm pretty sure he's on to something. 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1241 Leave it to him to have the big 'O' in the hall and not in the bedroom! 1.2500 0.04854 132 107 17 8
1242 Don't tell him it's been done before. 1.2500 0.04734 132 106 19 7
1243 He's using the layoff as a period for reinvention. 1.2500 0.04217 132 102 27 3
1244 He invented the lever last week. 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
1245 Charles is having a little fling with the Neolithic Age. 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1246 This is his Donut Period. 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1247 It's a companion piece to his previous work "N" in his "Written In Stone" series. 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
1248 He's really more of a re-inventor. 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
1249 Well, he invented it. Now he doesn't know what to do with it! 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
1250 I'm sure Ikea has directions online, Frank. No need to reinvent the wheel. 1.2500 0.04854 132 107 17 8
1251 Robert and I decided to go paleo. 1.2500 0.04352 132 103 25 4
1252 He has his moods. Sometimes it's a zero and sometimes an O. 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
1253 It's his greatest invention since sliced bread. 1.2500 0.04972 132 108 15 9
1254 He says they just don't make them like this anymore. 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1255 I hate it when he takes work home with him. 1.2500 0.04972 132 108 15 9
1256 His stone tomato, onion, and lox are to die for 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
1257 "He thinks he's on to something". 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1258 Larry's tax returns are artisanal and handcrafted this year. 1.2500 0.04352 132 103 25 4
1259 Its an anniversary ring. He wants to be sure I don't lose it. 1.2500 0.04352 132 103 25 4
1260 Since we moved to the suburbs Seymour's bagel fantasy has become an obsession. 1.2500 0.04734 132 106 19 7
1261 He made me knitting needles from mastodon ribs. 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
1262 It's for his man cave. 1.2500 0.04352 132 103 25 4
1263 He fought the hole and the hole won. 1.2500 0.04734 132 106 19 7
1264 It's his third Kickstarter. I told him to keep it simple this time. 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1265 Henry tried reinventing the cyclotron, but it was too hard. 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
1266 Next month he's taking cave drawing. 1.2481 0.04189 133 103 27 3
1267 I think the paleo diet is affecting his work. 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
1268 If he’s up for a real challenge, he should try reinventing himself. 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
1269 I keep telling him it will sound more impressive without the umlaut. 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1270 I wish he'd stop reinventing the wheel. 1.2443 0.04858 131 107 16 8
1271 He hasn't given me a Big O lately 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1272 You know Bob, always a little late with his big ideas! 1.2443 0.04210 131 102 26 3
1273 Bob has traced his ancestry way back!! 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1274 Last week he reinvented the axle. 1.2443 0.04210 131 102 26 3
1275 Auto-eroticism is perfectly normal. 1.2443 0.04858 131 107 16 8
1276 I said he'd tire of sculpting - seems he misheard me 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1277 Oscar is trying to make a name for himself. 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1278 Then, last night, it hits him like a bolt of lightning: it needs to be round. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1279 I told him I wanted him to give me the Big O. 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1280 You should see all the sliced bread we have in the garage from the last time he "invented" something. 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1281 Fred's come full circle in his thinking. 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
1282 He's done with the design. He just needs to figure out how to monetize it. 1.2443 0.04977 131 108 14 9
1283 I prefer his triangle phase. 1.2443 0.04210 131 102 26 3
1284 Soon you can come over and we can grind our wheat together.... 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1285 He is obsessed with Cheerios. 1.2443 0.04977 131 108 14 9
1286 After reinventing himself, he set out to reinvent everything else. 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1287 Would you like a donut with that coffee? 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1288 He's always chipping away at something. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1289 Honestly Jane it's always something new...last week he was inventing fire in the kitchen 1.2443 0.04858 131 107 16 8
1290 He's a genius. He's going to invent fire next. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1291 He'll be on Shark Tank with it this Thursday night. 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
1292 He's doing a set of four for his man cave. 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1293 He's been doing paleo. 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1294 I told him he can't reinvent the wheel but you know how men are. 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1295 Is fire next on his list? 1.2443 0.04858 131 107 16 8
1296 Harold's got a crush on Oprah. 1.2443 0.04977 131 108 14 9
1297 I told him to focus on the doughnut, not the hole 1.2443 0.04977 131 108 14 9
1298 I just love that new wheel smell... 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1299 Oh, he's learning the alphabet the hard way. 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
1300 I’ll see your cliché and raise you a platitude. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1301 'What's Stanley making?' Oh, nothing. 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1302 Unresolved father issues. His papa was a rolling stone, you know. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1303 Last week he thought he invented fire... 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1304 It keeps him busy, but I don't know where we're going to put the square peg. 1.2443 0.04210 131 102 26 3
1305 He said he's not worried, it's already in the public domain. 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
1306 Gerald was never one to bother with instruction manuals. 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1307 Since I lost my left arm in a car accident, Bill's been working on another mode of transportation for us. 1.2443 0.04977 131 108 14 9
1308 This obsession started when his results from 23andMe showed he had a substantial amount of neanderthal DNA. 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
1309 He's working on a name. 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
1310 That new paleo diet seems to have a strong side effect. 1.2443 0.04210 131 102 26 3
1311 I know. Last week he thought he'd invented fire. 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1312 His work is only slightly above pedestrian. 1.2443 0.04210 131 102 26 3
1313 Our marriage counselor told us to start over so we're reinventing the wheel. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1314 We're switching to a low-emission vehicle. 1.2443 0.04210 131 102 26 3
1315 Do we tell him it's already been invented? 1.2443 0.04977 131 108 14 9
1316 He's very competitive with the Flintstones next door. 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
1317 He says he wants to get back to the basics. 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1318 He's having trouble coming up with something original. 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1319 He's been obsessed with the Big O ever since I said I was interested in having one someday. 1.2443 0.04858 131 107 16 8
1320 He's waiting to hear back from the Patent Office. 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1321 No, apparently you don't need a startup to reinvent the wheel. 1.2443 0.05094 131 109 12 10
1322 He's too stubborn to google it. 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
1323 Then he said to me, "You're too square, Peg." 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
1324 He's making progress. This time last year he was still trying to reinvent the spear. 1.2403 0.04769 129 105 17 7
1325 Next thing you know, he'll "invent" sliced bread. 1.2403 0.04894 129 106 15 8
1326 It's amazing how much free time we have now that the kids are in college. 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1327 Our therapist said to eliminate the word 'can't' from our vocabulary. More vodka? 1.2403 0.04769 129 105 17 7
1328 I told him, it's been done. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1329 Brian always says that it's not about who's first 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1330 Last week he thought he invented fire. He thinks he's he on to something new. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1331 It's my own fault-- I said I wanted a large ring for my birthday. 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1332 It's not so much a reinvention as a re-imagining. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1333 because he's a pervert, that's why... 1.2403 0.05252 129 109 9 11
1334 I suggest we pretend we never saw it. What happens in the man cave, stays in the man cave. 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1335 I think it's been done, dear. 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1336 It's Home Depot installing my new washer. 1.2403 0.04769 129 105 17 7
1337 He insists it’s a wheel. I say it’s a donut. We just go ‘round and ‘round and ‘round. Say, would you like some more coffee? 1.2403 0.04894 129 106 15 8
1338 It's a bitcoin. 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1339 We bought it at the Pyongyang Ikea. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1340 I told him not to reinvent the wheel, but you know men. 1.2403 0.04769 129 105 17 7
1341 He's run out of projects so he's reinventing the wheel 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1342 We talked. He understood. And here is my big O. 1.2403 0.04894 129 106 15 8
1343 He said his next piece will be a work about everything I've done to support him. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1344 Roger's working on an alternative to bitcoin. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1345 You think a flat tire is bad. You should see what happens when he has to change a lightbulb. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1346 He's into Rock and Roll. 1.2403 0.04085 129 100 27 2
1347 Whatever it is, he says it's going to be revolutionary! 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1348 Our son asked for a Big Wheel, and my husband feels it's the perfect way to teach him the difference between literally and figuratively. 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1349 Bob likes to tinker, but it's not like he's going to re-invent the wheel, or anything. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1350 He's building a monster truck from scratch. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1351 He said he was making something to always remind him of me when I'm away. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1352 He says he's working on something "revolutionary." 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1353 Oh, Henry is working on a new way to get Obama onto Mount Rushmore. 1.2403 0.04085 129 100 27 2
1354 I looked deep into his eyes and I said, "Harold, I want the big O." 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1355 I might have mentioned to him I was still waiting for the big O 1.2403 0.05136 129 108 11 10
1356 Yes, Jim is completely over being laid off by Oprah. 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1357 He thought the saying went, "Where there's a wheel, there's a way." 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1358 When he's on a roll, I stay out of his way. 1.2403 0.04769 129 105 17 7
1359 It"s been handed down from generation to generation. 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1360 Oh, you should have just heard him when he thought he invented fire! 1.2403 0.04230 129 101 25 3
1361 It's actually easier than reinventing yourself. 1.2403 0.04769 129 105 17 7
1362 He keeps starting over again! 1.2403 0.04085 129 100 27 2
1363 I told him not to add that headphone jack... 1.2403 0.05252 129 109 9 11
1364 It's going on the wall in his man-cave. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1365 Please don't get him started, this is day three of "totally going paleo". 1.2403 0.04894 129 106 15 8
1366 Oh, he is trying to reinvent the wheel, but what bothers me is his dragging me around by the hair. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1367 He's an inventor. Right now he is working on something he calls 'fire'. 1.2403 0.04894 129 106 15 8
1368 If he's going to propose; it'd better be a big ring 1.2403 0.04769 129 105 17 7
1369 I guess I didn't really understand what he meant by 'working on the Big O'. 1.2403 0.04894 129 106 15 8
1370 He's constantly reinventing the wheel 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1371 He's just invented the wheel, but he doesn't know what to do with it. 1.2403 0.04769 129 105 17 7
1372 Yeah...Stanley's been staring at that thing for 5 days straight...he says he's going to fool Penn and Teller with some trick he's working on. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1373 Honey, I think you ordered the wrong size diaphragm. 1.2403 0.05136 129 108 11 10
1374 He's been trying to make a hole in one for years. 1.2403 0.04769 129 105 17 7
1375 He says he came up with "The Clapper" as well 1.2403 0.04769 129 105 17 7
1376 Only three more to go! 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1377 Yes, we're redecorating in Nouveau Prehistoric. 1.2403 0.04085 129 100 27 2
1378 Well, it started when John got into the whole Paleo diet thing. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1379 He's been happier since he got his mancave 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1380 It's his new startup. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1381 It's a 'no-flat'. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1382 For our anniversary, Bob said he would get me a new ring. 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1383 The wheel? Oh, you should see him with fire. 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1384 He calls it "the wheel." Thinks it could be big... 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1385 Now that he's reinvented it, he doesn't know what to do with it. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1386 I tell him to fix the table, and he reinvents the wheel 1.2403 0.04769 129 105 17 7
1387 When I told him he needed to reinvent, I meant himself. 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1388 Next he's going to reinvent sliced bread, and then it's off to build a better mousetrap. 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1389 He's retired now and using his Art History Degree? 1.2403 0.04894 129 106 15 8
1390 I'm starting to regret encouraging him. 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1391 I told him I haven't had the Big O in quite a while. 1.2403 0.05016 129 107 13 9
1392 He enters the New Yorker invention contest every week. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1393 He's a back to basics type. 1.2403 0.04085 129 100 27 2
1394 The One is in the garage. He thinks he invented the computer. 1.2403 0.04230 129 101 25 3
1395 Oh, I know. Last week, Harold reinvented indoor plumbing. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1396 Don't tell me ... He has a glazed expression! 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1397 George is clueless when it comes to 'The Big O.' 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1398 He has been working on it ever since I told him he never has an original idea. 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1399 I told him, "You don't have to reinvent the wheel" but he never listens to me. 1.2403 0.04769 129 105 17 7
1400 We've been talking in circles about it. 1.2403 0.04894 129 106 15 8
1401 You save a lot money in toilette paper, but it requires a new holder. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1402 He thinks he close to solving the "gathers no moss" problem. 1.2403 0.04230 129 101 25 3
1403 ...and then I'm supposed to rat my hair and get naked on a bear skin rug 1.2403 0.04230 129 101 25 3
1404 After Ernie's big success last month with fire, he's been totally focused on this new project. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1405 Bill's finally given up on reinventing himself. 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1406 He is still baffled that nobody cares 1.2403 0.04894 129 106 15 8
1407 You should see how excited he gets when I turn the stove on to make dinner. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1408 Bert has been dropping subtle hints about not wanting children. 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1409 He just bought a new washer for our grist mill. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1410 He went to an innovation conference last week. I don't have the heart to tell him. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1411 I told him not to reinvent the wheel. As usual, he didn't listen. 1.2403 0.04894 129 106 15 8
1412 "He almost choked on a lifesaver when he was five and is still trying to master his anxiety". 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1413 No moss here! 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1414 He's a thinker , but Rodin he ain't. 1.2403 0.04230 129 101 25 3
1415 His problem now is whether to call his style "Re-Invention" or "Neo-Wheelism. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1416 He's such a Neanderthal. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1417 He's convinced that PaleoTech will be the next big thing. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1418 He's trying to capture the concept of nothingness. 1.2403 0.04230 129 101 25 3
1419 Tom is going back to fundamentals. 1.2344 0.04365 128 102 22 4
1420 I think he's getting ready to pop the question! 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1421 "Forget everything that came before", his instructor said. 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
1422 But first he had to deconstruct it. 1.2344 0.04769 128 105 16 7
1423 No idea. He calls it a "wheel". 1.2344 0.04365 128 102 22 4
1424 But then we stopped arguing about it. We were just going round and round. 1.2344 0.04365 128 102 22 4
1425 Little did Dave know, as soon as he had achieved what women asked for, they would no longer be interested. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1426 And by God if he doesn't fancy himself some sort of inventor. 1.2344 0.04365 128 102 22 4
1427 Otto is from Ohio. 1.2344 0.05020 128 107 12 9
1428 He tires easily. 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
1429 Rick's very literal about his man-cave. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1430 Well, you know men. 1.2344 0.05141 128 108 10 10
1431 Reinvention is the key to our relationship. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1432 He started out with a perfect square and now look at it. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1433 Earle sees his retirement as a time for reinvention. 1.2344 0.04365 128 102 22 4
1434 Would you like a donut? I think there's one left. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1435 I don't think it will ever get off the ground. 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
1436 Doug always has to figure things out for himself. 1.2344 0.04221 128 101 24 3
1437 He said I was a millstone around he's neck,so I got him one to try just to remind him how lucky he is to have me, and if he complains anymore he will be getting a headstone. 1.2344 0.05020 128 107 12 9
1438 He's been totally obsessed since he went on that paleo diet. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1439 Three days of staring and he still can't figure out where to put the air valve. 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
1440 I put in a new subscription for "The Rolling Stone." Can't wait till it gets here. 1.2344 0.04365 128 102 22 4
1441 He's in there capturing my essence. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1442 The truck has a flat. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1443 Last week it was fire. This week . . . 1.2344 0.04365 128 102 22 4
1444 He's working on the bagel donut paradox. 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
1445 I mentioned to him that I'd like to have one. 1.2344 0.04896 128 106 14 8
1446 Actually what I said was-you should try and re-invent yourself. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1447 He's calling it 'the best thing since sliced bread!' 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1448 Bob and I have decided to start over. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1449 I keep telling him, "you don't have to reinvent the wheel", but does he listen? 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1450 He's determined to have a bigger number on the driveway than the neighbors'. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1451 My husband thinks he's invented the "Big O". 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1452 He's really gotten into reinventing. 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
1453 What was you're maiden name before Flintstone? 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1454 He said, "I want to be a sculptor", and I said, "...Oh?" 1.2344 0.04769 128 105 16 7
1455 Shhhh. He thinks he invented it. 1.2344 0.04221 128 101 24 3
1456 It's been like this since he got on that paleo diet. 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
1457 He never tries to understand me....I said I need a washer for a big load. 1.2344 0.04365 128 102 22 4
1458 He says that when we retire to the South Pacific, we'll be rich. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1459 I kept telling him I was waiting for him to give me the big "O". Now he doesn't understand why I don't like it. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1460 So what's your husband up to tonight, discovering fire? 1.2344 0.04769 128 105 16 7
1461 It's certainly not how I expected Phil to spend time in his man cave. 1.2344 0.04896 128 106 14 8
1462 He hasn't let us see it yet.. but he is pretty sure he can get a patent on it! 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1463 He won't read instructions; he insists on reinventing the wheel 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1464 He's finished the coffee cup already. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1465 Well once it gets rolling, he claims it won't gather any moss. 1.2344 0.04365 128 102 22 4
1466 It's for the wall of his man cave. 1.2344 0.04221 128 101 24 3
1467 Maybe next he'll reinvent the romance in our relationship. 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
1468 Yes it has been done before but Gene thinks he can get the first patent. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1469 Bless his heart, he thinks he invented the wheel. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1470 We never should have gone Paleo. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1471 Ed's project will help make America great again. 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
1472 He named it... 'Election 2016'... 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
1473 He acts like he invented it! 1.2344 0.04221 128 101 24 3
1474 His last one was fire 1.2344 0.04365 128 102 22 4
1475 He's into retro. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1476 He claims a simple washer should improve the water pressure. 1.2344 0.04896 128 106 14 8
1477 We've been seeing a sex therapist. He takes it very seriously. 1.2344 0.04896 128 106 14 8
1478 It's an IKEA bookshelf! 1.2344 0.04896 128 106 14 8
1479 It's his first sculpture and he's mulling a name: "Zero is Forever" or just "Bagel. 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
1480 He's doing it wrong, but he won't listen. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1481 Your lucky that your husband is just rediscovering vinyl. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1482 Frankly, I think his retirement is starting to get to him. 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
1483 Turns out he's reimagining the wheel, not reinventing it. 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
1484 His field is historical entrepreneurship. 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
1485 He says it centers him. 1.2344 0.04221 128 101 24 3
1486 HE JUST COULDN'T RESIST THIS GREAT DUCT TAPE BARGAIN ON E-BAY. 1.2344 0.05020 128 107 12 9
1487 Walter's really into this sculpting project. He had Cheerios for breakfast every morning while he was in prison. 1.2344 0.04769 128 105 16 7
1488 Tom's finally started his novel. 1.2344 0.04896 128 106 14 8
1489 Oh, he's always convinced that his latest piece amounts to nothing. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1490 Yes, my husband is seeing a big future in bagel art. 1.2344 0.04769 128 105 16 7
1491 It's a pretty bad hemorrhoid. 1.2344 0.04896 128 106 14 8
1492 It's my birthday present...he's so literal. 1.2344 0.04769 128 105 16 7
1493 Steve is trying to decide if he is an artist or an inventor. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1494 I think he's almost through with the alphabet. 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
1495 I know he reinvented it, but it makes him happy. 1.2344 0.04896 128 106 14 8
1496 I think he's taking his "Man Cave" a little too literally. 1.2344 0.04221 128 101 24 3
1497 Next, he tells me: sliced bread. 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
1498 If I know him he's in there reinventing the wheel. 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
1499 He keeps promising me "the Big O" ... 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1500 Well, first he re-invented himself..... 1.2344 0.04769 128 105 16 7
1501 Fred's last sculpture was a huge cup of coffee. 1.2344 0.03919 128 99 28 1
1502 It was commissioned by the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
1503 We think this one is going to be even more revolutionary than his last piece, “Sliced Bread.” 1.2344 0.04769 128 105 16 7
1504 I gotta tell you, going Paleo really has transformed our lives 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1505 Jack's sculpting has entered what he likes to call his "Jurassic Period" 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1506 Enjoy your coffee. Fred is working on the doughnut. 1.2344 0.04365 128 102 22 4
1507 He's says he's got a great idea for his next project, "The Inclined Plane". 1.2344 0.04365 128 102 22 4
1508 Does Ollie have any hobbies? 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1509 I told him to find a new hobby after retiring from the bakery. 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
1510 Whatever you say, do not allude to reinventing the wheel... 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1511 Bob hasn't been the same since he started the Paleo diet. 1.2326 0.04735 129 106 16 7
1512 It started with the caveman diet and just took over. 1.2326 0.04472 129 104 20 5
1513 He's finally given up on inventing a better mousetrap. 1.2326 0.04606 129 105 18 6
1514 Mom thought Nils was a big zero until he started making 6 figures every year. 1.2326 0.04606 129 105 18 6
1515 He doesn't know it yet, but we don't have any room for the other three. 1.2326 0.04861 129 107 14 8
1516 We'll marry as soon as he finishes the wedding ring. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1517 It's actually our relationship that needs reinventing. 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
1518 He calls it a wheel. Claims its going to change everything. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
1519 Eleven more to go and then he starts in on the numbers. 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
1520 I've always wanted a Big 'O'. 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
1521 Fred Flintstone was his idol 1.2302 0.04088 126 99 25 2
1522 He's retired and has Medicare, so now he works on his donut hole. 1.2302 0.04933 126 105 13 8
1523 Harald is into hardware, software is so yesterday. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
1524 He took my request last night too literal. 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
1525 No instruction book 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
1526 Joe was looking for a project to follow fire 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
1527 He's probably in there reinventing the wheel, but at least it keeps him busy. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
1528 The washer broke again. 1.2302 0.04802 126 104 15 7
1529 I told him I had the big "O", last night. He didn't believe me. 1.2302 0.05060 126 106 11 9
1530 Big Shot in there thinks he reinvented the wheel. 1.2302 0.04933 126 105 13 8
1531 Stan getting a hobby was a real life saver. 1.2302 0.04802 126 104 15 7
1532 Our marriage counselor told us to try starting over. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
1533 Harry also has a bunch of bison drawings in his man cave 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
1534 I told him he was three thousand years too late. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
1535 I asked him to give me a really big O. 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
1536 I don't think he knows what a man cave means. 1.2302 0.04802 126 104 15 7
1537 "Don't reinvent the wheel," they told him in his sculpting class. He never could resist a challenge. 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
1538 "I'm afraid his work is very derivative". 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
1539 He says it's my anniversary present and it's called Years of Happiness 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
1540 Next he's going to build a wall. 1.2302 0.04802 126 104 15 7
1541 so I just said , why don't you surprise me honey 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
1542 You wouldn't believe how hard it was to find someone to fix that washer. 1.2302 0.04802 126 104 15 7
1543 Jim isn't swayed by the latest fads. 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
1544 He's transitioning from mechanic to sculptor. 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
1545 He'll never admit it, but I can tell you it all started with doughnuts. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
1546 I haven't had the heart to tell him that it has already been done. 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
1547 Honey, on a scale from 1 to 10, how would you feel about joining us for tea? 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
1548 It started with the paleo diet. But at least he's not trying to invent fire. 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
1549 Next week, he's going to reenact the sacking of Rome. 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
1550 he seems to have become more anal. 1.2302 0.04802 126 104 15 7
1551 Retirement just isn't working for Bob. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
1552 I told Henry he needed to focus on giving me 'the big O'. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
1553 It's a sculpture about "nothing". 1.2302 0.04933 126 105 13 8
1554 I think it looks fine but he says it's not centered yet. 1.2302 0.04088 126 99 25 2
1555 I discretely mentioned my desire for the 'big O', and...well, he totally did not get it. 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
1556 If this works, he's going to reinvent himself next. 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
1557 I keep telling him - 'No patent, no profit.' 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
1558 I don't have the heart to tell him about the internet. 1.2302 0.04933 126 105 13 8
1559 I'd tell him it's been done before but I don't want to squash his creativity. 1.2302 0.04933 126 105 13 8
1560 Harold's an idiot 1.2302 0.05305 126 108 7 11
1561 That's how he rolls. 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
1562 He’s easing out of Paleo. 1.2302 0.04802 126 104 15 7
1563 If we were first to market he could've made a fortune 1.2302 0.04088 126 99 25 2
1564 I told him I badly needed a Big O 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
1565 He also likes fixing things that are not broken. 1.2302 0.04802 126 104 15 7
1566 I think he's giving me the big O for Christmas. 1.2302 0.04802 126 104 15 7
1567 "by the time he finishes splitting our doughnut, the coffee will be cold". 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
1568 I have to admit, he's pretty creative for someone with Alzheimer's. 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
1569 I'm just happy he sold his bitcoins. 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
1570 Yes, still the cro-magnonnut. 1.2302 0.04933 126 105 13 8
1571 I swear, at times my husband really acts like a caveman. 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
1572 It's not a Maytag, but he said he could take a look. 1.2302 0.04933 126 105 13 8
1573 Instead of remodeling, we're reinventing. 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
1574 We'll be saving hundreds of thousands of dollars by building our own MRI Machine. 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
1575 This paleo thing is getting out of hand. 1.2302 0.05060 126 106 11 9
1576 One week on the paleo diet and he's back in the Stone Age. 1.2302 0.03930 126 98 27 1
1577 Last week it was sticks and a flint. 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
1578 He's processing his vagina envy. 1.2302 0.04802 126 104 15 7
1579 Oh, trust me, it's disruptive. 1.2302 0.04933 126 105 13 8
1580 I warned him about too much regression therapy but he wouldn't listen. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
1581 I wish Bob would invent soundproofing next. 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
1582 So Frank said, "Why reinvent the wheel?" And I said, "Why not?" 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
1583 He's building a time-portal to avoid my mother. 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
1584 My secret? I always tell myself it could be worse. He could be reinventing the guillotine. 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
1585 So I says Sidney honey. I love you but I need the Big O. And he gives me this? 1.2302 0.04802 126 104 15 7
1586 Let's not go anywhere until he invents brakes. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
1587 Anything but macramé. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
1588 Apparently it's also a gateway into another dimension. 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
1589 Sculpting yes--- originality not so much. 1.2302 0.04088 126 99 25 2
1590 First the 'man-cave', then the 'Paleo-diet', now Rob just wants to take it to the next level. 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
1591 And then I said, 'I dunno, what IF cavemen had Kickstarter?' 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
1592 I don't have the heart to break it to him. He thinks he invented it. 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
1593 He say's I'm a square Peg. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
1594 There are three more in the garage. I mean guys with chisels. 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
1595 Trust me, its better than the time he reinvented fire... 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
1596 Scientology was recruiting. 1.2302 0.04802 126 104 15 7
1597 It's emergency currency if the stock market collapses 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
1598 I don't even want to talk about posing for that thing. 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
1599 He hasn't been able to fix our flat either. 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
1600 Roger has been having trouble finding a device to measure his circumference. 1.2302 0.04802 126 104 15 7
1601 He claims it's for his man cave. 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
1602 I keep telling him, it's not the size that matters... 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
1603 Ralph...Renaissance man?...no, a bit earlier... 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
1604 Bob is pretty serious about his office's "throw back Thursday" competition. 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
1605 Care for a donut with your coffee? 1.2302 0.04802 126 104 15 7
1606 I fell in love with his chiseled curves. 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
1607 Keeping Bob busy during retirement is more challenging than raising the kids. 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
1608 And last week I let him think that he came up with the idea of slicing bread. 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
1609 He's hoping to get on Shark Tank. 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
1610 Feel like getting stoned? 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
1611 Bob had the inspiration to open a bicycle shop called 'Reinventing the Wheel'. What he's having trouble with is hanging the sign. 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
1612 Oh, in there is the man-cave. 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
1613 Honestly, I think Ed has gone a little overboard with this whole Paleo thing. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
1614 Sliced Bread is next... 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
1615 I can tell you one thing, he's never made anything yet that has made my job easier. 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
1616 He collects idioms 1.2283 0.05023 127 107 11 9
1617 Ed decided that adult coloring books were no longer a challenge. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
1618 It was cheaper than shipping it from China. 1.2283 0.04897 127 106 13 8
1619 He's a reactionary visionary. 1.2283 0.04635 127 104 17 6
1620 Ugh men, I told him I needed a big O and that's what he makes 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
1621 Next he's going to reinvent our marriage. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1622 I try to be supportive, but he seems to be going around in circles. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1623 My therapist recommended leaving subtle hints about what our love life needs. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1624 Next Fred plans to re-invent fire. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1625 Oh, it's just another one of his reinventions. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1626 For us, the Paleo diet was just a starting point. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1627 It's an homage to his favorite food. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1628 It started about two weeks into his Paleo diet. 1.2240 0.05063 125 106 10 9
1629 He's stuck in a creative loop. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1630 He said he'd leave no stone unturned. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1631 I'm still waiting for Harry to reinvent himself. 1.2240 0.04934 125 105 12 8
1632 There was no need, of course, but it keeps him busy. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1633 His DNA test said he had more Neandethal than me. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1634 It's a whole lot safer than his last project, making fire! 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1635 It's either this or a divorce. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1636 I'm not really sure... Little Jimmy was watching Sesame Street reruns and Jim was fooling around with his new virtual goggles, and then an ostrich was saying 'Today's episode was brought to you by the letter O' and, well, there you are. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1637 I told my husband to reinvent HIMSELF. 1.2240 0.04801 125 104 14 7
1638 He's working on a mousetrap next. 1.2240 0.04074 125 99 24 2
1639 I try to encourage him, but I think he's just going around in circles. 1.2240 0.04801 125 104 14 7
1640 So I said, "Go ahead, reinvent the wheel!" 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1641 I don't have the heart to tell him he's reinventing the wheel. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1642 So Al told me to brace for a 'Big O' on my birthday. Glad that all of those sex therapy sessions I suffered through are paying off. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1643 He's reinventing the zero. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1644 And you wondered what he do after he retired. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1645 Believe me he's come a long way since inventing fire. 1.2240 0.04801 125 104 14 7
1646 I think he's depressed. He calls this piece: I'm a Big Fat Zero 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1647 When I met him, I liked that he was both inventive and retro. 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
1648 So, anyway, I told Jerry if he didn't get me the biggest ring ever, we were through. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1649 So I said, "Congratulations! you finally achieved the big O". And he still doesn't get it. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1650 So I say, "There's no point trying to reinvent the wheel! " and he says, "well, actually...." 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1651 He's worked so long on it that I don't have the heart to tell him it's been invented already. 1.2240 0.04934 125 105 12 8
1652 It took me months to find a place to put "N." But what I am really worried about is "P." Where would YOU put a "P"? 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1653 It's for his chariot. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1654 It's a statue of me, ...the millstone around his neck." 1.2240 0.04934 125 105 12 8
1655 Weekends with Dick are all about "The Big O". 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1656 It isn't what you think. He bought this huge patio umbrella on E-bay, and it came without a stand. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1657 My previous NuvaRing kept falling out. 1.2240 0.05311 125 108 6 11
1658 It's not much but it keeps him busy. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1659 What do YOU think he's trying to say? 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1660 He's acting like he invented the wheel. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1661 I asked, and he swears there is no inventor on record. 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
1662 I'm not really that fond of it. I've decided to call it 'Zero Tolerance.' 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1663 I realize that, but it is the first time for him. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1664 Bob's retirement project is to reinvent civilization as we know it. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1665 I told him abstinence would improve his creativity. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1666 I told him that I'm still waiting for him to give me the 'big O'. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1667 Next he wants to reinvent himself. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1668 He'll look for a job when he's done reinventing the wheel... 1.2240 0.04934 125 105 12 8
1669 It's for his retro man cave. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1670 Sid's spare tire is really an embarrassment to him. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1671 Maybe next time you have him reinvent the downstairs bathroom. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1672 It's his magnum O. 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
1673 I now regret saying he could have a man cave. 1.2240 0.05063 125 106 10 9
1674 I know! Been done before, right? 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1675 His hobby is a real lifesaver. 1.2240 0.04801 125 104 14 7
1676 Fred has been doing cartwheels since he retired. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1677 It's less re-invention and more re-branding. 1.2240 0.04074 125 99 24 2
1678 The front pathway is overgrown with moss and so he's eager to put the old proverb to the test. 1.2240 0.04074 125 99 24 2
1679 Imagine Harold's disappointment learning someone else holds the original patent. 1.2240 0.04801 125 104 14 7
1680 When I say I love it, I mean I hate it. 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
1681 He's finally clearing out his man cave. 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
1682 Harry is re-tiring. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1683 I told him that saving our marriage wasn't like reinventing the wheel but, of course, he disagreed. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1684 We've decided on a primitive look for the living room. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1685 He said the idea came to him this morning at Dunkin' Donuts. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1686 Harold believes he has really hit on something big this time 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1687 I know, he's an auto mechanic, but he has this completely different artistic side. 1.2240 0.04801 125 104 14 7
1688 I asked for the big 'O', so he went and grabbed his tools. 1.2240 0.04934 125 105 12 8
1689 Well...he's working on other things too. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1690 I'm going to sell it on E-Bay so I don't have to find a place for it. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1691 "He keeps muttering 'Back to the good old days'. 1.2240 0.04074 125 99 24 2
1692 He sets sail for the new world next week! 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1693 He volunteers for Meals On Wheel 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1694 Horace and I often joke that our life belongs in a New Yorker cartoon. 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
1695 Irwin's in the other room, working on his Cheerio sculpture. 1.2240 0.04074 125 99 24 2
1696 He says it's his final deconstruction of the theme of man's tendency to reinvent the wheel. 1.2240 0.04074 125 99 24 2
1697 He thinks he invented it. 1.2240 0.04801 125 104 14 7
1698 My 11am is making excellent progress with his regression therapy 1.2222 0.04766 126 105 14 7
1699 He says he's building a calculator, but I have my doubts. 1.2222 0.04631 126 104 16 6
1700 " he finished the wheat chex, now he's working on the cheerio.' 1.2205 0.04170 127 102 22 3
1701 He's so enthusiastic about his "new" invention, I don't have the heart to tell him. 1.2195 0.04695 123 102 15 6
1702 He doesn't enjoy the hole process. 1.2195 0.04835 123 103 13 7
1703 He says it's a Star Gate, but we can't even get high speed internet in this apartment. 1.2195 0.04695 123 102 15 6
1704 So like I was saying, the patent office turned us down. 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1705 He is almost done with it. If you like, he can make one for you 1.2195 0.04695 123 102 15 6
1706 He's always inventing something he thinks no one else thought of. 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1707 Richard is struggling with the Q 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1708 It's part of a new project for his man cave. 1.2195 0.04970 123 104 11 8
1709 He's almost finished with his "masterpiece". He asked me if I had any suggestions on where he should put it and I said "yes". 1.2195 0.04835 123 103 13 7
1710 He says it's "retro." 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1711 He always thinks he's the first one with a new idea. 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1712 His next "big idea" involves a kite and key. 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1713 He's getting some weird side effects from the Paleo Diet. 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1714 We're designing our own wedding bands. 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1715 He's been mumbling something about sliced bread. 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1716 Creativity isn't his thing. 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1717 I asked him to buy me a big washer but he insists on building one himself. 1.2195 0.04835 123 103 13 7
1718 Next time I'll tell him not to reinvent the home theater system. 1.2195 0.04970 123 104 11 8
1719 Next he says he's going to re-invent himself. 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1720 No, he's reinventing the donut. 1.2195 0.04695 123 102 15 6
1721 It's another in his stone-wheel series. He is impossible to stop once he gets rolling. 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1722 I think he should do sliced bread next. 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1723 It's more dependable than Bitcoin. 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1724 Stanley gets furious when I tell him it's been done before. 1.2195 0.04835 123 103 13 7
1725 If only he could reinvent the presidential race. 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1726 If it sells we'll have enough room for him to sculpt a cup of coffee. 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1727 He told me he's working on a ring for my mother. 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1728 I found this "honey-do" list for cavemen on line last week 1.2195 0.04695 123 102 15 6
1729 It just fits with his paleo diet. 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1730 Making the model took him close to four months. Reinventing the thing should keep him out of our hair for decades. 1.2195 0.04970 123 104 11 8
1731 All of our wheels are locally sourced. 1.2195 0.04695 123 102 15 6
1732 He's not telling me much, except it's going to be wheely wheely big . 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1733 My husband said he was going to embrace the paleo lifestyle. 1.2195 0.04695 123 102 15 6
1734 He's still trying to finish the hole thing. 1.2195 0.04970 123 104 11 8
1735 When I asked him to explain its intended meaning, he told me to just 'Roll with it.' 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1736 I know what your thinking. It's not big enough. 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1737 It all started when he went on thet Paleo diet ... 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1738 Harry is really getting out of hand with his man cave. 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1739 He's much happier since he stopped tweeting and started making large stone objects. 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1740 What else is a retired cop on a diet going to fixate over? 1.2195 0.04835 123 103 13 7
1741 He keeps telling me he's on the verge of a big breakthrough. 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1742 He knows I love rock and roll. 1.2195 0.04088 123 98 23 2
1743 He ordered it from the Amazon. 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1744 They're one of a kind - he sells them on Etsy! 1.2195 0.04835 123 103 13 7
1745 Bill makes his own lifesavers. 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1746 They say he is way ahead of his time 1.2195 0.04695 123 102 15 6
1747 Next week he plans to invent fire. 1.2195 0.04835 123 103 13 7
1748 He's taking the Paleo diet very seriously. 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1749 Still spinning his wheels. 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1750 I love it when he plays caveman for me. 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1751 He gets creative in his man cave, but he regresses, too. 1.2195 0.04088 123 98 23 2
1752 Shh. He's reinventing. 1.2195 0.04970 123 104 11 8
1753 He's been obsesssing over where to put the headphone jack for months... 1.2195 0.04835 123 103 13 7
1754 It's so typical. I specifically told him not to reinvent it. 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1755 He's been standing there for a week muttering "Bagel or Donut? Bagel or Donut?" 1.2195 0.04088 123 98 23 2
1756 Whenever I tell him to do something it's like reinventing the wheel. 1.2195 0.04835 123 103 13 7
1757 The fire hobby didn't work out too well. 1.2195 0.04088 123 98 23 2
1758 He thinks it's this great new idea, and I have no idea how to break it to him. 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1759 He's got a patent pending. 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1760 I just don't have the heart to tell him. And last week, he invented a device for slicing bread. 1.2195 0.04835 123 103 13 7
1761 I know Herb's no Picasso, but he has done wonders with our old dining room table. 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1762 Working for Dunkin Donuts inspired John to become a sculptor. 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1763 His life coach said to get back to basics, but I think he took it too literal. 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1764 He's an inside-the-box thinker. 1.2195 0.04695 123 102 15 6
1765 John doesn’t believe in Paleo. He’s following a late Neolithic lifestyle. 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1766 It's from the "Cave Man's Man Cave Collection." 1.2177 0.04517 124 102 17 5
1767 Last week he re-invented the toaster 1.2177 0.04217 124 100 21 3
1768 You think that's big ... you should see our car. 1.2177 0.04217 124 100 21 3
1769 He's a terrible chiseler and he always winds up with zero results. 1.2177 0.03893 124 98 25 1
1770 You know George, he always thinks he's being so original. 1.2177 0.03893 124 98 25 1
1771 Dave received a grant from Krispy Kreme. 1.2177 0.04217 124 100 21 3
1772 He reinvents, and I upcycle. 1.2177 0.04370 124 101 19 4
1773 His therapist suggested he invent something. 1.2177 0.04370 124 101 19 4
1774 Well you have been telling me for years that he never gives you a "Big O". 1.2177 0.04517 124 102 17 5
1775 Yes, we're very excited! He finally reinvented the wheel! 1.2177 0.04517 124 102 17 5
1776 I design it, he builds it. 1.2177 0.04799 124 104 13 7
1777 He's very re-inventive 1.2160 0.04626 125 104 15 6
1778 He's more of a RE-inventor. 1.2149 0.04868 121 102 12 7
1779 He says it's the first step toward reinventing himself. 1.2149 0.04265 121 98 20 3
1780 What can I tell you? He keeps looking for the big O in the wrong places. 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
1781 He still doesn't know what to do with it . 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1782 He is sooo Old School 1.2149 0.04265 121 98 20 3
1783 He's just realized his latest piece really doesn't go with the square peg he completed last month. 1.2149 0.04868 121 102 12 7
1784 He once tried to reinvent the mouse trap. 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1785 He prefers "reinventor." 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1786 I keep hoping he'll reinvent himself. 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
1787 Generally, Leonard's projects run from Herculean to Sisyphean. 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1788 He's reinventing. Pretend to be impressed. 1.2149 0.04725 121 101 14 6
1789 It reminds him of something. 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1790 He joined a spin class 1.2149 0.04265 121 98 20 3
1791 Bill's so handy, when the washer broke he promised to build me a new one. 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
1792 So I told him - Larry, you never give me the Big O anymore...... 1.2149 0.04725 121 101 14 6
1793 He's in the advanced stages of Ludditis. 1.2149 0.04100 121 97 22 2
1794 The poor guy's been trying to get on 'Shark Tank' for forever. 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1795 He's trying to figure out how they built the pyramids. 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1796 I'm concerned about Ed's fixation on Cherios. 1.2149 0.04725 121 101 14 6
1797 No, I never understand his work either, but thank goodness, this one will be so much easier get it out of our house. 1.2149 0.03929 121 96 24 1
1798 I only hope it's a time portal to the past and he steps thru, so I can roll it outside with the trash. 1.2149 0.04725 121 101 14 6
1799 He thinks it could be bigger than the internet. 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1800 I think he misunderstood you asked him to give you the big "o". 1.2149 0.04868 121 102 12 7
1801 John is a retro-visionary. 1.2149 0.04868 121 102 12 7
1802 He keeps telling me he's reinventing something. I hope it's his life. 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
1803 Phil's been behaving like a real neanderthal lately. 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
1804 Well the 'big O' around here is not all its cranked up to be. 1.2149 0.04868 121 102 12 7
1805 He sent your husband out to get the square peg. 1.2149 0.04265 121 98 20 3
1806 What's the harm, Mildred - let him think he invented the wheel. 1.2149 0.04265 121 98 20 3
1807 It started out as a monument to a matzo ball but just morphed into a bagel. 1.2149 0.04265 121 98 20 3
1808 It's Fred's way of telling me we are out of Cheerios 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1809 He keeps reinventing the wheel. This one he's calling The Bagel for some reason. 1.2149 0.04868 121 102 12 7
1810 And I said yeah, and you invented the internet too. 1.2149 0.04265 121 98 20 3
1811 He' left his Square Period, and feels like he's now made a real breakthrough. 1.2149 0.04265 121 98 20 3
1812 Deceptively simple. He's very proud of it. He calls it The Re-Emergence of Western Civilization. 1.2149 0.04100 121 97 22 2
1813 He says he read in some magazine that women want a big O. 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1814 He's ready to launch his crowdfunding account, and we are so excited about the possibilities. 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
1815 So I asked him, 'Why don't you reinvent your wardrobe?' 1.2149 0.04868 121 102 12 7
1816 Teleportation was a bit beyond his skill set. 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
1817 The Whitney commissioned him to do a retro piece. 1.2149 0.04265 121 98 20 3
1818 When we got a flat tire last week, Mark thought we should go back to basics. 1.2149 0.04265 121 98 20 3
1819 "Why not? He's tried to re-invent just about everything else. 1.2149 0.04725 121 101 14 6
1820 Harold is always reinventing something. 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
1821 Herbert has taken up reinventing. Guess what he is starting with. 1.2149 0.04265 121 98 20 3
1822 Last week I reminded him that he hadn't given me a big O in a long time, but this isn't what I had in mind. 1.2149 0.04868 121 102 12 7
1823 No more retreads for us! 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1824 Next, I'm going to suggest he should reinvent cooking. 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1825 Henry would be considered brilliant as a Cro-Magnon. 1.2149 0.04725 121 101 14 6
1826 He's determined to reinvent it. 1.2149 0.04725 121 101 14 6
1827 His next project is improving the mousetrap. 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
1828 He says he prefers the home grindstone to the one at the office 1.2149 0.04100 121 97 22 2
1829 If only Harry could figure out how to move his new invention to another room. 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1830 He's still trying to\ make sense of his Medicare donut hole. 1.2149 0.04868 121 102 12 7
1831 Now that he's invented the wheel, I wonder how he's going to get it out of the apartment 1.2149 0.04265 121 98 20 3
1832 My Henry's so smart. Last week he invented something he called fire 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1833 Well he HAD been talking about discovering fire, so this is much better. 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1834 Bob got a commission. Dunkin' Donuts is endowing a wing at the Met. 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1835 He thinks he can make a million if he can make the wheel self-driving. 1.2149 0.04265 121 98 20 3
1836 He takes 're-inventing the wheel' literally. 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1837 He calls it Neo-recapitulationism. Last week he made fire. 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1838 I asked him to take out the trash….it’s not like I asked him to recreate the wheel. 1.2149 0.04725 121 101 14 6
1839 Yes, Larry works at home. He's a re-inventor. 1.2149 0.05008 121 103 10 8
1840 He's convinced he can make it better. 1.2149 0.04265 121 98 20 3
1841 He found inspiration in the Paleo diet. 1.2149 0.04100 121 97 22 2
1842 Honestly, Bernice, sometimes I feel like he's trying to reinvent the wheel. 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
1843 Just think of all of the people that are going to text while using it. 1.2149 0.04725 121 101 14 6
1844 Oh, it's big enough. He just doesn't know what to do with it. 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1845 I guess you could say he's wheel proud. 1.2149 0.04725 121 101 14 6
1846 It was a steal from the IKEA seconds room. 1.2149 0.04265 121 98 20 3
1847 Everyday ..... Donut...? Hole? ..... Donut?? Hole?? Who cares? I just hope it falls on him. 1.2149 0.04868 121 102 12 7
1848 Fred's put a lot of time into it. Try not to tell him you've already seen something like it. 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1849 Kyle wanted a souvenir of his trip to Hollywood and the H was already taken. 1.2149 0.04725 121 101 14 6
1850 We're still deciding between a modern, contemporary or Mesopotamia style for the foyer. 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
1851 Now that he's reinvented the wheel, he's trying to figure out what to do with it. 1.2149 0.04868 121 102 12 7
1852 He thinks he can modify it just enough to qualify for a patent. 1.2149 0.04265 121 98 20 3
1853 He's disconsolate. His patent application was rejected. 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
1854 Jim would have been very big in the stone age. 1.2149 0.05008 121 103 10 8
1855 Charlie has now moved onto Neolithic retro. 1.2149 0.04100 121 97 22 2
1856 What does he do in his man cave anyway? 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
1857 He took one class and now he thinks he's a sculptor. 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
1858 It's the downside to the Paleo diet. 1.2149 0.04868 121 102 12 7
1859 . . . and on this diet, I can have half a donut a day! 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1860 He's reinventing again. 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1861 He keeps muttering, " Deja Vu." 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1862 I told him that he didn't have to reinvent the wheel but he never listens to me. 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1863 I hope this leads to something because Hank just missed inventing fire. 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1864 Yesterday, I said his work never makes any money. He finished the 'M' last night. 1.2149 0.04725 121 101 14 6
1865 He's designing the HOME button for next year's iPhone 8 Plus! 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
1866 Well, he started by saying he was going to reinvent himself, so I'm actually pretty relieved. 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
1867 Last week his subject was fire. We should hit the Bronze Age by Christmas. 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
1868 Oh, I think he'll sell this one. Retro is in. 1.2149 0.04868 121 102 12 7
1869 I'm so glad Don's back to working out and chiseling away at his spare tire. 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1870 Is Dave still on the Paleo Diet? 1.2149 0.04725 121 101 14 6
1871 You'd think he was reinventing the wheel. 1.2149 0.04868 121 102 12 7
1872 Don't worry, you won't be the third wheel. 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
1873 He's so totally paleo. 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
1874 He's reverse engineering the wheel; it's a start-up. 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1875 Look - I wanted a coffee table, you think i'm happy about this? 1.2149 0.04100 121 97 22 2
1876 He says it's the first step toward building a man cave. 1.2149 0.04265 121 98 20 3
1877 He calls me his muse. 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1878 At least he's stopped trying to reinvent himself. 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1879 I'm so excited. Larry FINALLY agreed to get me some new wheels! 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1880 He's in his neolithic minimalist period right now. 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1881 He's been very busy since being commissioned to do a sculpture of Trump. 1.2149 0.04868 121 102 12 7
1882 We're taking a cruise to the South Pacific and he wants to tip in the local currency. 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
1883 He got it in here, he can get it out. 1.2149 0.04100 121 97 22 2
1884 I think he's in his Post Modern period. 1.2149 0.04100 121 97 22 2
1885 He calls it manual 3-D printing. 1.2149 0.03929 121 96 24 1
1886 He's finally over his addiction to Life Saver mints! 1.2149 0.04100 121 97 22 2
1887 He said there are so many possibilities, or in other words, it will sit there for 2years as a toe stubber until we have to pay someone to take it. 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
1888 Harold is tired of getting flat tires on our Hummer. 1.2149 0.04100 121 97 22 2
1889 I do admire his stick-to-it-iveness, but at this rate it will take forever to get to 'Z'. 1.2149 0.04265 121 98 20 3
1890 "Well, golly! Just like they said : 'what goes around, comes around!' 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
1891 Ed thinks he's on to something, but I just think he's spinning his wheels 1.2083 0.04718 120 101 13 6
1892 You can tell a person's intelligence through their expression in art. 1.2083 0.04865 120 102 11 7
1893 In his spare time, Herb is a bit of a re-inventor. 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
1894 He got the idea while eating a bowl of Cheerios. 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
1895 He told me I would love what he purchased from a real wheeler-dealer… 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
1896 It was eligible for Amazon prime. 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
1897 He's in his primitive period. 1.2083 0.04250 120 98 19 3
1898 On the Q. T. , he's Neanderthal between the sheets! 1.2083 0.04718 120 101 13 6
1899 Next, he plans to reinvent the toaster. 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
1900 Of course, Ed stands on the shoulders of giants. 1.2083 0.04718 120 101 13 6
1901 In simple language, he is exploring whether the doughnut hole is more important than the doughnut. 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
1902 He's keeping busy ever since we converted that room to a man-cave. 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
1903 Everything's fine. We had the ceiling repaired last week. He just has to hang the chandelier and we'll be ready for the open house. 1.2083 0.04865 120 102 11 7
1904 I want a new kitchen, but he just keeps reinventing the wheel. 1.2083 0.04718 120 101 13 6
1905 He spends a lot more time at home since he discovered reinvention. 1.2083 0.04718 120 101 13 6
1906 He's searching for his inner primate 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
1907 So I told Phil, "Try and find a hobby that provides an outlet for both the digital and analog parts of your brain." 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
1908 All in all, I figure this was still better than the welding course. 1.2083 0.04865 120 102 11 7
1909 " I just don't know how to tell him it has already been invented". 1.2083 0.04250 120 98 19 3
1910 He's obsessed with the idea of a third term for the president. 1.2083 0.04250 120 98 19 3
1911 Even if we can't monetise it ourselves, maybe Google will buy us. 1.2083 0.04718 120 101 13 6
1912 It's an improvement on the triangular one he did last year. 1.2083 0.04718 120 101 13 6
1913 I keep saying, "Get that thing out of here." He keeps saying, "I like having it around," and then laughs and walks away. 1.2083 0.04865 120 102 11 7
1914 Harry is always looking to improve on things. 1.2083 0.04718 120 101 13 6
1915 Cosmo said that men do best with concrete suggestions. 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
1916 He's actually more inventive now that he has a man cave. 1.2083 0.04082 120 97 21 2
1917 Patent re-pending. 1.2083 0.04082 120 97 21 2
1918 Bob's idea of a man cave is different than others... 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
1919 What is Albert working on? O, nothing. 1.2083 0.04250 120 98 19 3
1920 He's building a Tesla from scratch. 1.2083 0.04865 120 102 11 7
1921 Michelangelo in there said he will be ready to start "P" next week... 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
1922 It won't be long before he releases the beta version of the hula hoop. 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
1923 He's also coding a program that lets you play solitaire on the computer. 1.2083 0.04718 120 101 13 6
1924 Oh, you know how Bill is. He's always trying to reinvent the wheel. 1.2083 0.04250 120 98 19 3
1925 I'm fully embracing the paleo lifestyle. 1.2083 0.04718 120 101 13 6
1926 Larry's always coming up with new ideas. 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
1927 Oh, you know Harry, he just loves his vintage cars. 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
1928 Harold keeps trying to reinvent the wheel since he was laid off. 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
1929 The painting? I don't know what it means. 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
1930 Only eleven left to go. 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
1931 He says he's going to prove you can reinvent it. 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
1932 I expect to receive a full refund for our Easter Island cruise. 1.2083 0.04718 120 101 13 6
1933 He said he's making something that reminds him of me. 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
1934 Sometimes I just don't know what he's thinking; he hasn't invented language yet. 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
1935 Of course, my Bob has never had an original idea in his life ... just don’t tell him that. 1.2083 0.04250 120 98 19 3
1936 He's been on a roll since I met him. 1.2083 0.04718 120 101 13 6
1937 No, you tell him! 1.2083 0.04718 120 101 13 6
1938 "I'm glad he's nearly done with this alphabet project". 1.2083 0.04250 120 98 19 3
1939 I love the little things he does. 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
1940 "As I said to him, 'What goes around, comes around'". 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
1941 He is quite adamant that is is not so much a "reinventing" as it is a "reinterpreting". 1.2083 0.03906 120 96 23 1
1942 He wants to reinvent the wheel—then the presidential election process. 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
1943 Don't say reinvention, he's calling it a reboot. 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
1944 He just wasn't interested in reinventing himself. 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
1945 Henry has always been behind the times. 1.2083 0.04718 120 101 13 6
1946 He fancies himself the next Elon Musk. 1.2083 0.04718 120 101 13 6
1947 We met on a Paleo dating website. 1.2083 0.04718 120 101 13 6
1948 He's finally realized that while the raw material is abundant, the cost of labor makes it prohibitive. 1.2083 0.04082 120 97 21 2
1949 Has your husband retired or does he still have his nose to the grindstone? 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
1950 He's just such a square, Peg 1.2083 0.04718 120 101 13 6
1951 I haven't the heart to tell him there's already a patent. 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
1952 It keeps him busy. You know, reinventing the wheel. 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
1953 What can I say, I have always had a thing for Neanderthals. 1.2083 0.04082 120 97 21 2
1954 I don't like to brag , but MY husband just made a hole in one . 1.2083 0.04250 120 98 19 3
1955 He'll have to start over now. That's the third valve stem he's broken off this week. 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
1956 He always has trouble helping me with the big O. 1.2083 0.04718 120 101 13 6
1957 It was either that or re-invent sex. 1.2083 0.04082 120 97 21 2
1958 Tom's really into the Paleo thing. 1.2083 0.04082 120 97 21 2
1959 He's into binary code. 1.2083 0.04718 120 101 13 6
1960 Retirement has left a big hole in his life. 1.2083 0.03723 120 95 25 0
1961 I told him there was no point in reinventing the wheel, but you know Bill, he can never let me win an argument. 1.2083 0.04718 120 101 13 6
1962 Our marriage is not hopeless, Marjorie. He's--he's evolving, okay? 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
1963 He'll never learn to just call a handyman, will he? 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
1964 He may be a neanderthal bur he's my neanderthal! 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
1965 ....and I know a great intellectual property lawyer! 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
1966 You just can't make a proper bagel outside the city. 1.2083 0.04250 120 98 19 3
1967 Shark Tank here we come. 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
1968 The way he goes on, you'd think he's inventing the wheel, or something. 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
1969 I keep telling him you can't reinvent reinventing the wheel. 1.2083 0.04250 120 98 19 3
1970 And then I said, 'Wait, WHY don't we reinvent the wheel?' 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
1971 He thinks it will change civilization. 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
1972 I told him the peephole was too small... 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
1973 He's on the Paleo diet. 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
1974 Ralph has been inspired by Trump to make the World great again. 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
1975 No matter the problem, George always has to reinvent the wheel. 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
1976 Can you believe it, from those left over soap bars. 1.2083 0.04718 120 101 13 6
1977 Everyone wants 'handcrafted' now, even in the plumbing business. 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
1978 Last week he discovered fire in the microwave 1.2083 0.04718 120 101 13 6
1979 It's strange, whatever he starts always ends up in a big zero. 1.2083 0.04718 120 101 13 6
1980 Actually, the hard part is sculpting the glaze. 1.2083 0.04250 120 98 19 3
1981 He's in his monolithic period! 1.2083 0.03906 120 96 23 1
1982 Oh, he reinvents something every weekend. 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
1983 He's not reinventing. He's reimagining. 1.2083 0.04865 120 102 11 7
1984 Never mind dear, that's just Donald Trump masquerading as a handyman, pondering how he can reinvent the wheel and make it great again! 1.2083 0.04718 120 101 13 6
1985 George won't give up on his no flat tire idea. 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
1986 It's the story of our marriage. He thinks it has some cosmic meaning, but to me it's just a hole. 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
1987 Even in his sleep he mumbles, 'the wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round...' 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
1988 Only thing missing is a centerpiece. 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
1989 He claims to be the first one to reinvent it. 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
1990 He thinks he can reinvent it. 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
1991 You'd think he just invented sliced bread. 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
1992 He's making my engagement ring. Isn't that romantic? 1.2066 0.03878 121 97 23 1
1993 Yes dear,... Go ahead and put your nose to it. We'll wait. 1.2066 0.04682 121 102 13 6
1994 He calls it his "magnum opus." I call it "that mess in the dining room." 1.2066 0.04052 121 98 21 2
1995 I say 'man cave,' he hears 'caveman.' 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
1996 My husband never leaves a stone unturned! 1.2066 0.04827 121 103 11 7
1997 Some want to reinvent the wheel, but Chuck wants to reinvent the Lifesaver. 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
1998 I believe its forty years now that they have held his degree until he submits his Senior Art Project. 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
1999 I told him the 'Story of O' excited me. 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
2000 "I told Bob to focus on the big "O". 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
2001 All I did was ask him if he could give me the big "O." 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
2002 Men, always see the hole and not the doughnut. 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
2003 Originality isn't Norm's long suit. 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
2004 We only eat artisanal cereal. 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
2005 You're speaking figuratively of course.. 1.2066 0.04052 121 98 21 2
2006 I wanted a cruller but he never listens to me. 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
2007 Harold is going through a neanderthal phase. 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
2008 I think Neanderthal feng shui holds great promise. 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
2009 Henry is working on his abstract-realism sculpture entitled, "Millstone," and dedicated to his wife, her family and shallow friends. 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
2010 He's a total zero 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
2011 I told him I prefer a chiseled figure. 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
2012 Leave it to Harry to reinvent the toilet. 1.2066 0.04682 121 102 13 6
2013 He's been working on that for sometime. Now he's wondering what it can be used for. 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
2014 It's the greatest thing since unleavened bread. 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
2015 Of course I told him that it wouldn't take him as long if he used mine as a reference, but since when has he ever listened to me? 1.2051 0.04937 117 100 10 7
2016 He's calling it Avec mon Cheerio! 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
2017 He's disrupting the wheel. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2018 For his start-up he wants to re-invent old technology 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
2019 Reverse engineering has always been Leonard's passion. 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
2020 With all his education, Ralph's come up with a Big Zero. 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
2021 I know he's stubborn, Mom, but why in the world did you have to say "Don't go re-inventing the wheel"? 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2022 A wheel? No, that's just the mouth for his Mr. Bill memorial. 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
2023 Proud Mary would be proud, but I'm not. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
2024 I'm worried he's stuck in a font. 1.2034 0.03911 118 95 22 1
2025 ... so, did this third wheel have a name? 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
2026 His sculpting instructor suggested he start with something simple. 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
2027 Randy hasn't come up with an original idea in years. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
2028 He says his invention will change the world. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2029 He's looking for a nuance that will qualify for a new patent. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
2030 He's decided to reinvent the wheel. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
2031 That was to be his millstone around his neck if Trump fails. 1.2034 0.04748 118 100 12 6
2032 Inventor . . . artist. People call him lots of things. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2033 He's sculpting our tax return. 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
2034 the next one apparently is inspired by you, I can't wait to see it! 1.2034 0.04748 118 100 12 6
2035 He's reinventing the mid-life crisis. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2036 Nothing to it. 1.2034 0.04748 118 100 12 6
2037 Yes, recovered doughnut addicts have their relapses, why do you ask? 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
2038 He's sticking to his diet,only one donut a day 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2039 I told him he should think about re-inventing himself... But he never listens. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
2040 One minute, a flaming torch appears above his head; the next minute he has his invention. 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
2041 He's really enjoying his Ancient History for Seniors class: it's so hands-on. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
2042 I mentioned something about a chiseled shape being sexy. 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
2043 Dale says it's a wheel that attempts to recontextualize itself in the postmodern and begin to make the entire 'wheel' genre obsolete. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2044 It keeps him out of my hair...I'm not going to tell him someone else already invented it. 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
2045 He says if I can retweet, why can't he reinvent? 1.2034 0.03911 118 95 22 1
2046 Yesterday he claimed to have invented fire. 1.2034 0.04898 118 101 10 7
2047 Yes, but this one has wireless earbuds! 1.2034 0.04748 118 100 12 6
2048 He works so hard, then he gets that glazed look. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2049 Do we have enough coffee to go with this? 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
2050 Oh, it's his new invention but he doesn't know if it can be used for anything. 1.2034 0.04748 118 100 12 6
2051 I call him "My Cave Man", which he just loves, but takes it very seriously. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2052 I've suggested he google "Neolithic" and "wheel" a few times, but I feel it's ultimately his journey. 1.2034 0.04898 118 101 10 7
2053 I should have agreed to his man cave. 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
2054 It's not so much re-invention, he says, as re-imagining. 1.2034 0.03911 118 95 22 1
2055 You didn't know? His great-uncle was James Thurber. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
2056 It's not stupid. It's artisanal. 1.2034 0.03911 118 95 22 1
2057 After all these years he is sure he can improve on the original design. 1.2034 0.04898 118 101 10 7
2058 I keep telling him that it has been done before. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2059 It's always the same damn thing. He launches a start-up, but then he can't get it to move. 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
2060 The irony is lost on Bernie that we live in a fourth floor walk up flat. 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
2061 He calls it 'derivative' art. 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
2062 Mr. Fourth Wall keeps saying it's for a cartoon. 1.2034 0.04748 118 100 12 6
2063 We're just waiting to hear back from the patent office. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2064 My Harold's the same way with those monoliths of his. 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
2065 It's all part of a bigger plan to re-invent himself. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
2066 I think that 'caveman' diet is having an affect on your husband. 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
2067 He tries so hard –but doesn’t really understand what I need from a man. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
2068 The idea came to him a dream. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2069 I think its a man cave phase. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2070 Cheerios expand when you leave them in the bowl too long. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
2071 He's making a mancave, but he refuses to read the instructions. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2072 He keeps saying he's on to something. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
2073 I think he doesn't quite get all the rules to "Shark Tank." 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
2074 He says it represents progress. 1.2034 0.03721 118 94 24 0
2075 'O' as in 'over'. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2076 I told him that he's only allowed one doughnut a week. 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
2077 'So I told him, good luck 'dunkin that'. 1.2034 0.04748 118 100 12 6
2078 Looks like he's going 'retro' again. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
2079 So after losing both the bagel place and the donut shop I think Larry is ready for something totally different. 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
2080 It's a companion piece to his "Square Peg Number 5". 1.2034 0.03911 118 95 22 1
2081 If only I could get him to care that much about our kids. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
2082 He said he was working on the greatest invention of all times. 1.2034 0.04748 118 100 12 6
2083 ..it's for his rock 'n roll collection 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
2084 He's been working on that since time immemorial. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
2085 Last week he invented the internet. 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
2086 He's calling it a "reboot," not a "reinvention." 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
2087 No. It's for the new sculpture garden at the Life Savers plant! 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
2088 Care for one of Fred's Paleo donuts? 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
2089 Oh, he's reviewing his Medicare benefits. 1.2034 0.05044 118 102 8 8
2090 We're appearing on Shark Tank for it in 3 weeks 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
2091 He's hoping to sell it to the Cheerios Hall of Fame. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
2092 There he goes again, reinventing the wheel. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
2093 His personal said "chiseled renaissance man." I just like that he makes good coffee. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
2094 In hindsight maybe I shouldn't have told George when he retired that I didn't care what he did so long as he stayed busy. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2095 It all started with his morning bagel. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2096 At least he's not reinventing himself. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
2097 I said if you're that smart reinvent the wheel . 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2098 Do you think Rodin started that way? 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
2099 I'm never quite sure what he's thinking but he's been staring at it for days. 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
2100 Herbie keeps asking for a square peg, it's maddening. 1.2034 0.04748 118 100 12 6
2101 He's trying to figure out how to pound a square peg into it. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
2102 We just don't travel in the same circles anymore. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
2103 Lately he's warmed up to talking about 'the big O,' if you know what I mean. 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
2104 Don't tell him it's been done until you're sure it will fit in the recycling bin. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
2105 Anybody can be an inventor. It takes someone special to be a re-inventor. 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
2106 When I see it, I am suppose to guess what he wants for breakfast tomorrow. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2107 Herald has taken the whole "Paleo" craze a bit seriously. 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2108 As you may have noticed, Bob has never abondened his love for Cheerios. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2109 I just hope he doesn't try to invent fire next 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2110 But when I asked him to reinvent passion in the bedroom...nothing. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2111 He's become such a stoner. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2112 He see's a wagon wheel. I see Krispy Kreme. 1.2017 0.04859 119 102 10 7
2113 Dave has really embraced the Paleo fad. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2114 I told him to make me something that shows how much he cares 1.2017 0.04859 119 102 10 7
2115 His last invention nearly burned down the house. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2116 Now....Frank wants to make the hole smaller... 1.2017 0.04711 119 101 12 6
2117 Honey, come look at this! Chuck thinks he is going to win with fire. 1.2017 0.04859 119 102 10 7
2118 I call him 'my little square peg.' 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2119 He has also reinvented fire, moveable type, the electric light bulb, and cold fusion. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2120 And I've had to reinvent our marriage. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2121 He was tired of being the third wheel. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2122 He already made the coffee cup. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2123 Like I have always said, "He is behind the times". 1.2017 0.04711 119 101 12 6
2124 His work is the only way he feels hole. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2125 I've always said he was a Neanderthal. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2126 My husband is such a Neanderthal. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2127 I'm worried, he says it's a self-portrait. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2128 The sales clerk told if he wants a Mayan Calendar he'll have to make it himself. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2129 Just yesterday he was -- get this -- slicing bread! 1.2000 0.04364 120 100 16 4
2130 That's 15 down, 11 to go. 1.2000 0.04674 120 102 12 6
2131 He's taken his DNA results quite seriously. 1.2000 0.04522 120 101 14 5
2132 Harry thinks his idea for cutting bread will be even a bigger success. 1.2000 0.04522 120 101 14 5
2133 Bigger cups or smaller donuts? 1.2000 0.04031 120 98 20 2
2134 Harvey realizes that communicating by sculpture doesn't allow for subtle inflections. 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
2135 I keep telling him he can't reinvent the wheel, but that doesn't stop him from trying. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2136 He thinks it's the best thing since sliced bread. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2137 I keep telling him he's reinventing the wheel but he doesn't believe me. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2138 Once he invented sliced bread he's all full of himself. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2139 He says it's an homage to his favorite candy but he won't tell me what candy. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2140 So, how long do you think this mid-life crisis thing lasts? 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2141 Larry's tax returns are handcrafted this year. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2142 He's working on a self-driving car. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2143 He also thinks he discovered the Beatles. 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
2144 He still feels it has something left to teach us 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2145 He says it's his tribute to a time when men ruled and women obeyed. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2146 He plans on making fire by Thursday afternoon. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2147 All day long all I hear is chiseling and the song "If I had a Hammer" the sad part is he chisels better than he sings ! 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2148 If it's worth inventing it's worth re-inventing. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2149 I told him not to reinvent the wheel but of course he never listens to me. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2150 We're doing Paleo 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2151 That's George, reinvents the wheel and can't think of a single place to put it. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2152 The inventor thing I like, but I could do without the time traveling. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2153 I really can't take this anymore...I mean, what's next? Sliced bread? 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2154 Don't despair, Dear. I sense there's a big ring in your future. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2155 Our transition to a hole in the wall is taking longer than expected. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2156 Ted's obsessed with rock n' roll. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2157 He thinks he's too old to reinvent himself, but his therapist says he's making progress. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2158 I told him let's just go to IKEA but he insists on reinventing the wheel. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2159 Ladies, you want a doughnut with your coffee? 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2160 We're excited! This type of thing has never been done before. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2161 My husband thinks for every little repair he has to reinvent the wheel. 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2162 He acts like he invented the wheel or something. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2163 We've decided to go paleo. 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
2164 Yes, he's on the paleo diet. Why? 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2165 First he went on that stupid paleo diet, now this! 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2166 He's in a "Paleo" period. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2167 I married Charlie for his creativity. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2168 It's not so much a reinvention as it is a reimagining. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2169 Next thing you know...he'll be asking for a Man Cave 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2170 Trust me, it'll never fly 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2171 At first I thought he was trying to reinvent himself 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2172 We're so excited. He just reinvented the wheel! 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2173 his next project is to chisel a square peg. 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
2174 I never should have bought him that chisel for his birthday. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2175 Last year he tried spokes, but he just didn't have the touch. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2176 No, he doesn't HAVE to do this...he just doesn't want to take out the garbage. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2177 Once he understands xero he's going to to turn to Pi. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2178 "I love my husband, but sometimes it feels like he's stuck in 3500 B.C. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2179 Now it's Paleo transportation that's the new rage. 1.1966 0.04892 117 101 9 7
2180 He gets ideas at the donut shop. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2181 Mitch says he prefers "reimagining" instead of "reinventing." 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2182 I had to go and marry a reinventor. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2183 Next, he'll reinvent our marriage. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2184 It's going in his man cave. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2185 He can be a real Neanderthal sometimes. 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
2186 His boss told him to think outside the box. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2187 It's called Rock and Roll, but it's not catching on. 1.1966 0.03690 117 94 23 0
2188 Ever since he retired, all he wants to do is reinvent the wheel. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2189 He says sometimes a hole is just a hole. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2190 The Paleo Diet has really changed Bob's life. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2191 No, no. Stanley doesn't invent things. He re-invents them. 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
2192 He already has 3 of them. 1.1966 0.05040 117 102 7 8
2193 Oh, my husband is a great inventor, he just has a problem getting a patent for his inventions. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2194 Eugene is an old school inventor. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2195 He's trying to start a revolution. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2196 My husband just can't figure out how to install the new washer. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2197 He's just sooo happy with a hole in one! 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2198 He's in his man cave. 1.1966 0.05040 117 102 7 8
2199 It’s a self portrait of Howard reinventing himself. 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
2200 He acts like he just invented the wheel, or something. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2201 Whatever. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2202 I told him he doesn't have to re-invent fire, but it's next on his list. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2203 He calls it "The Story of O" 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2204 He says it's his "O"mage 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2205 It's Roger's version of Rock and Roll. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2206 Henry gets frustrated because the Patent Office always tells him 'It's been done' -- But this time he thinks he's got it. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2207 Well, I think it's past time someone reinvented it. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2208 I keep telling him it's already be done. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2209 There goes Bob, reinventing the wheel again 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2210 Don's trying to make the wheel great again. 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
2211 Well, dear, I am certainly not going to be the one to tell him it's just a wheel. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2212 I guess that makes me the mother or reinvention. 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
2213 ...And to think, it's only been a year since Morris invented the chisel. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2214 I guess I should appreciate that he is trying to give me a big O. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2215 He just keeps repeating, 'the invention of the wheel has come full circle'. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2216 He's been a bit down recently, but he's finally starting to get things rolling. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2217 We don't talk very often. It takes him awhile to communicate. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2218 Yes, he is inventive, but not very original. 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
2219 I guess that paleo diet is really working for Steve 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2220 I keep telling Harold that Hollywood doesn't need a second sign. 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
2221 I let him think that he invented it. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2222 I haven't seen it yet, but he swears it's exactly what I've always wanted. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2223 He says this is his paleo period. 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
2224 Last week he invented water. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2225 He's been making them from the beginning of time. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2226 I was under the impression that he was reinventing himself. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2227 Expects to get laid off ...Says he's got some big ideas. 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2228 You'd think he invented fire. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2229 Sure, but a lot of recent graduates are living at home. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2230 He's making a patio table for a very large umbrella. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2231 Henry is trying to reinvent the wheel. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2232 "My husband thinks he's the first to do everything. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2233 Joe says it's his best invention since sliced bread. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2234 The sad part is he thinks he invented it. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2235 John is having some kind of mid Amish crisis 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2236 He's devoted his life to reinventing the wheel. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2237 I keep telling him: bigger isn't better. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2238 It's a side effect of the Paleo Diet. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2239 After years of talking about reinventing the wheel, Ted is finally doing it. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2240 Last week he reinvented the telephone. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2241 He's thinking Oprah will finally get it. 1.1966 0.05040 117 102 7 8
2242 He's in his wheelhouse... 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
2243 He likes to reinvent things 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2244 Don't ask... You should see his brother's bronze scone. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2245 My goodness! It must've been the Stone Age when he started that thing. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2246 Since his retirement, George's hobby has been a lifesaver! 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2247 He specializes in tired cartoon cliches. 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
2248 The repair man must be starting from scratch 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2249 Jim likes to start a project from scratch. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2250 Ed has been spending most of his time building that damn Flintstones monster truck. 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
2251 B.C. is Wally's favorite comic strip. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2252 The good news? He's fully on board with reinventing our relationship. The bad news? It's going to take longer than I had hoped. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2253 He's installing my new industrial size washer 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2254 Well, my son is training to be a banker in Micronesia. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2255 His SpaghettiO retrospective will be shown at the MoMA next year. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2256 The surprise would have been better if the M and the G weren't on back order. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2257 I'm having him practice before we head to IKEA. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2258 When he said he wanted to go back to simpler times, I had no idea how far back he really meant ! 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2259 Sadly, I doubt he'll know what to do with it. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2260 Our kids really do think we live in the Stone Age. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2261 Bill's making me a coffee table out of the old Woolworth's sign. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2262 He's more about disruption than reinvention. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2263 He says it's a metaphor for life but all I can see is a headphone jack. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2264 He has to have a working model to file the patent. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2265 He's very literal. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2266 If you ask me, Hank's new project is a great, big zero. 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
2267 Some Professional Development workshop he attended... I believe it was called "Reinvention and Renewal." 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2268 It's part of a larger piece called "The Flintstone's Monster Truck.'" 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2269 I can't wait to get my new washer set up. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2270 The Costco bagel lasts 6 months. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2271 I said we should get the bagel ovens first, he says we have to start with a good sign. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2272 So I said 'prove you're not a neanderthal', and this is what I get! 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2273 It's his new run-flat model. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2274 " I just humor him, it'll never be of any use". 1.1949 0.04545 118 100 13 5
2275 Next you're going to tell me he invented fire. 1.1949 0.04039 118 97 19 2
2276 Well, first he invents things, then he re-invents them. 1.1949 0.04702 118 101 11 6
2277 He calls it re-conceptualizing. 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
2278 Did George tell you? Last week he discovered electricity. 1.1949 0.04039 118 97 19 2
2279 We're giving paleo a shot. 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
2280 He's hoping to make P faster. 1.1949 0.04545 118 100 13 5
2281 Neanderthal yes… but he really connects with me. 1.1923 0.04243 130 110 15 5
2282 You know Hal. He can't just take their word for it. Gotta figure out pi on his own. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2283 Last week he was able to build a fire rubbing two sticks together 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2284 It's part of his plan - today the wheel, tomorrow the light bulb. 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
2285 Ted has a theory that the whole house is sloped at a three degree angle. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2286 Girls, how did you get this off the square peg? 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2287 I could call my husband to help. He got two giant wheels out of our house last year. 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
2288 He's trying to make up for the fact that in twenty years of marriage he has never given me a big "O" in the bedroom. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2289 "He is not reinventing the wheel. It's a sculpture of Medicare Part D". 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
2290 He's tried everything, but now Harold insists he's figured out a way to give me the 'big O'. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2291 Honey can you bring the donuts in here please? 1.1913 0.04924 115 100 8 7
2292 Arnold is really into Flintstone re-runs. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2293 Last week you talked about feelings of emptiness. 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
2294 "Nobody makes doughnuts like George". 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2295 He's been at it ever since he killed those two birds with one stone. 1.1913 0.04924 115 100 8 7
2296 He's under contract with MOMA. 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2297 Bob's convinced that a return to Rai stones is both inevitable and a logical successor to Bitcoin 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2298 He calls it "the wheel". Now if he can just figure out what to do with it. 1.1913 0.03885 115 94 20 1
2299 He definitely misunderstood my request for our anniversary weekend. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2300 I hear you can really lower the gluten content if you mill your own flour! 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2301 I don't say anything. After all, he's never objected to my mastodon safaris. 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
2302 His patent attorney is skeptical but I say that whatever keeps Bernie out of the bars gets my encouragement. 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2303 Since retirement he just mills around all day. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2304 Fred thinks we need to return to a simpler time. 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2305 Look at the bright side. For his next invention, he's going to glue feathers to his arms and jump off a skyscraper. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2306 Herb always thinks he has the next big idea. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2307 He was inspired by Bitcoin 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2308 I give him credit, it started out as a square 1.1913 0.03885 115 94 20 1
2309 Margie, who cares? He shows up on time. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2310 he says it is for gathering moss as it rolls uphill, that's all I know about it. 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
2311 I told him to start with the basics 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2312 He thinks he created something. I think he created 'nothing'. 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
2313 We don't call it 'reinventing,' we call it 'deconstructing.' 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2314 He thinks he's Elon Musk. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2315 He gets so confused trying to figure out which end is up. 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
2316 He’s enrolled in the Trump Huuuge Bagel University. 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
2317 He calls it Where’s My Tractor? 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2318 It's a piece of memorabilia: Pat and Vanna's original prop. 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
2319 he sees it as the future of bitcoin. 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2320 I told him not to reinvent the wheel - but he insisted. 1.1913 0.04767 115 99 10 6
2321 Walter is helping me with the big "O" 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
2322 He's convinced he can make a better bagel. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2323 Bill's really embracing the paleo lifestyle 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2324 He wanted to start with something simple. 1.1913 0.04767 115 99 10 6
2325 Last night he put a wig and lipstick on it 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2326 He has worked so hard at this piece and has nothing to show for it. 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2327 Frank's been trying to reinvent the wheel. 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
2328 My husband is currently into the paleo-hipster movement. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2329 He goes round and round about what it's good for. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2330 Life is just a giant do or do-nut. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2331 I really don't have the heart to tell him it was invented 6,000 years ago. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2332 Don't mind him. He's always re-inventing the wheel. 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
2333 His art hasn't been the same since he stopped eating doughnuts. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2334 He really takes the whole man cave thing quite literally, huh? 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
2335 Oh, I have no idea, but he was muttering something about a better mousetrap. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2336 Supposedly his latest invention is going to revolutionize transportation. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2337 Well, he was doing the Paleo diet, but then he thought, 'Why not just return to the Paleolithic Era all together?'" 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2338 He's been watching too many Flintstones reruns. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2339 Day and night it's Rock & Roll. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2340 He wants to reinvent it. 1.1913 0.04767 115 99 10 6
2341 I told him not to reinvent the wheel. So what does he have to do? 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2342 He calls it Donut 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
2343 He's trying to decide whether to exhibit it, or patent it. 1.1913 0.03885 115 94 20 1
2344 He considers himself a "re-inventor". 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2345 I thought so too, but he says it's just a big hole. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2346 This 'man cave' thing has gotten out of control. 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2347 You've heard of reenactors? He's a reinventor. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2348 Donuts have always been his muse. 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
2349 As soon as he figures out the axle we're in! 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2350 Willard? Oh, he's working on something in his 'man cave.' 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2351 I told him he didn't have to reinvent the wheel. 1.1913 0.04924 115 100 8 7
2352 He's planning to stick with the paleo diet until he discovers agriculture. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2353 He's not getting enough fruit. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2354 He says that he's this close to inventing Sliced Bread. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2355 He's channeling his inner Neanderthal. 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2356 We admit he's a Neanderthal, but 'The Art of the Wheel' is a really compelling read. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2357 Last month it was a square and what trouble we had getting it out. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2358 Building a better mousetrap was only the start 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2359 He's been trying to re-invent himself. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2360 We're moving from the paleo diet to paleo transit 1.1913 0.04767 115 99 10 6
2361 He's an aspiring re-inventor. 1.1913 0.05077 115 101 6 8
2362 You try telling him what he can't reinvent. 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
2363 He does one job around the house and he acts like he invented the wheel. 1.1913 0.05077 115 101 6 8
2364 Oh, that's his new prototype for a "Cronut." 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2365 He's always trying to invent something, but he constantly complains that someone stole his idea. 1.1913 0.03885 115 94 20 1
2366 He has a creative block. He can't decide if it is male or female 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2367 That's my Harry, always reinventing things. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2368 So then I said, 'OK dear, there's no need to reinvent the wheel' 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
2369 Fred's all about rock and roll. 1.1913 0.04767 115 99 10 6
2370 I'm more of a Beatles fan myself. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2371 Dan is sculpting the meaning of life, I still say it's just a donut. 1.1913 0.04767 115 99 10 6
2372 He's still trying to figure out how to put a square peg in a round hole 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2373 It keeps him busy. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2374 He thinks that's where it all went wrong. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2375 I know it's reinventing the wheel, but it keeps him busy in retirement. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2376 His parents thought he'd never amount to anything but now he's doing self-portraits. 1.1913 0.04767 115 99 10 6
2377 He's trying to create something that will never be considered as art. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2378 For Your Infomation I think your husband is stuck in the past. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2379 Next is one, then it goes viral. 1.1913 0.04767 115 99 10 6
2380 In another couple of millennia, we'll have a hybrid. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2381 He said he wanted an authentic man cave. 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2382 I keep telling him not to reinvent the wheel. 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
2383 He says he's found his inner Neanderthal. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2384 I'd rather he tried to reinvent our presidential election. 1.1897 0.04885 116 101 8 7
2385 Ed makes his own kidney stones. 1.1897 0.04729 116 100 10 6
2386 It's all his papa left him. 1.1897 0.04729 116 100 10 6
2387 He asked me to pick out any ring that I wanted.....so I did. 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
2388 I want him to re-invent the donut, not the wheel! 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
2389 He is convinced he can reinvent the wheel. 1.1897 0.04729 116 100 10 6
2390 It's for Trump's Trojan Horse to invade Hillary's compound. 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
2391 He is memorializing Krispy Kreme. 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
2392 He's making a gift for my mother's birthday. 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
2393 Bitcoin is a fad, Nancy. 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
2394 ...because his wife called him a chiseler in the divorce hearings. 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
2395 At this rate it'll be years until the IKEA furniture is set up. 1.1897 0.03855 116 95 20 1
2396 The contractors are taking forever on our kitchen remodel. I swear, it's like they're trying to reinvent the wheel! 1.1897 0.03855 116 95 20 1
2397 When he was eight, his dad said figure it out. 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
2398 If you do business on Yap Island, make sure they pay you in small denominations. 1.1897 0.04885 116 101 8 7
2399 My husband,the big shot inventor 1.1897 0.04567 116 99 12 5
2400 He's studying the hole in our lives. 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
2401 I keep trying to tell him he doesn't have to do that, 1.1897 0.04729 116 100 10 6
2402 He took up artisanal car making only after we moved to Brooklyn. 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
2403 "His dad was a Rolling Stone". "Chip off the old block then". 1.1880 0.04014 117 97 18 2
2404 He's a back-to-basics kind of guy. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2405 He's been like this ever since embracing that paleo diet 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2406 Now he needs to reshape the front door. 1.1858 0.03885 113 93 19 1
2407 He doesn't know how to keep it from rolling. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2408 He says its more of a 'reimagining'. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2409 I can't bear to tell him it's already been patented. 1.1858 0.04627 113 97 11 5
2410 I'm starting to worry that Patrick is taking this paleo thing a little too far 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2411 He really thinks he's on to something this time. 1.1858 0.03885 113 93 19 1
2412 His therapist says it is just a phase. 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2413 It keeps him off the street. 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2414 I don't know, he just kept mumbling something about a start-up 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2415 I told Al I was leaving if he couldn't give me the 'big O'. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2416 We're traveling to Yap, and need to bring along some spending money. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2417 He says it's a work in progress entitled 'Our Marriage'. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2418 I got tired of waiting for the 'Big O', Helen. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2419 Harry can act like such a Neanderthal some times! 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2420 'I see Captain Obvious is at it again...' 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2421 He invented it but he doesn't know what to do with it. 1.1858 0.04627 113 97 11 5
2422 Then he told me, "Just roll with it." Such nerve, huh. More tea? 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2423 Since his Doctor put him on a diet, all his sculptures resembles Donuts. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2424 Our Paleo diet has really influenced his latest work! 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2425 He's been trying to fix it for weeks. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2426 He's reinventing himself 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2427 I ask Bob to fix the toilet, and he always has to go out and reinvent the wheel! 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2428 He can't just fix something without re-inventing the wheel. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2429 I told him the paleo diet doesn't include donuts. 1.1858 0.04627 113 97 11 5
2430 His trainer said to get rock hard but he heard, "Get a hard rock". 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2431 I asked for help and I let him think he's helping. 1.1858 0.04795 113 98 9 6
2432 He's always working on some invention or another. He thinks this one will be the greatest thing since sliced bread. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2433 You should see the basement; he is working on the printing press and the cotton gin too. 1.1858 0.04627 113 97 11 5
2434 Paleo meets Uber. I think he's really onto something this time. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2435 He said he's going to reinvent the Internet next. 1.1858 0.04627 113 97 11 5
2436 Our neighbor invented something called a car and Henry thinks it needs something. 1.1858 0.04795 113 98 9 6
2437 He builds one mouse trap that happens to be slightly better than the others, and now he thinks he can do anything. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2438 Oh, Bob thinks my hobby of collecting chopstick wrappers is a little crazy, too. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2439 Hmm... Lloyd give up golf again? 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2440 It's not so much reinvented as it is reimagined. 1.1858 0.03885 113 93 19 1
2441 I told him you are an artist. Who cares what the hole is for. 1.1858 0.04627 113 97 11 5
2442 As hard as he tries not to, he keeps reinventing it. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2443 I told him, he could find out how to do anything online. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2444 He calls it roll-playing. 1.1858 0.04627 113 97 11 5
2445 Ed's new diet regimen has unleashed his inner-paleo. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2446 He's into Paleo Art at the moment. 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2447 So Wilma, how are you settling into the neighborhood? 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2448 He says it's the greatest invention ever but he can't figure out how to get it into the living room. 1.1858 0.04627 113 97 11 5
2449 He doesn't trust it unless he does it himself. 1.1858 0.03885 113 93 19 1
2450 I said: 'Honey, it's a hobby. Relax. You don't have to reinvent the wheel.' 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2451 I told him he'd have a better chance impressing the judges if it were chocolate covered with sprinkles, instead of plain. But he never listens. 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2452 George's latest obsession is hand-lettering. 1.1858 0.03885 113 93 19 1
2453 The way Howard's carrying on about this little project, you'd think I'd asked him to reinvent the wheel. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2454 "My Michaelangelo…there's a coffee table waiting to emerge. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2455 He just keeps mumbling about his 'wheelhouse'... 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2456 Now that the O is done, he's dreading the P, the Q, and the R. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2457 I'm allergic to moss. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2458 I told him it was too big. He thinks it's just a rounding error. 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2459 He acts like he invented the wheel. 1.1858 0.04627 113 97 11 5
2460 Because I claimed to be the big wheel around here, once to often. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2461 Next time he picks up a new hobby, perhaps it won't be reinventing the wheel. 1.1858 0.04795 113 98 9 6
2462 Every time he starts a project, he has to reinvent the wheel. It usually takes six months. 1.1858 0.04627 113 97 11 5
2463 he was trying to build a place for his square peg 1.1858 0.04627 113 97 11 5
2464 I guess when you are hungry everything starts looking like a donut! 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2465 Next, he will probably make the wagon. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2466 Harold is working really hard to give me the "Big O". 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2467 He is a little frustrated. He started off trying to make an ashtray. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2468 When he miniaturized the last one he was left with just the hole. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2469 He 'invented fire' last week. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2470 Harold's mousetrap just wasn't better. But he thinks he's on to something with the wheel. 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2471 I keep telling him, "Herb! Stop reinventing the wheel!" 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2472 The donut is in there, he just has to chip away the stone that's not it. 1.1858 0.03885 113 93 19 1
2473 I asked for fire or movable type. 1.1858 0.04795 113 98 9 6
2474 I asked for a Lifesaver; he invented the wheel! 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2475 Just call us Barney and Wilma. 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2476 Since he started the paleo diet, he has been so much more active. 1.1858 0.04627 113 97 11 5
2477 I tried to tell him it's already been invented. 1.1858 0.04627 113 97 11 5
2478 I told him if he can find a place for it, he can keep it. 1.1858 0.03675 113 92 21 0
2479 He was a big wheel when I met him. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2480 I'm worried that he's starting to take this Paleo diet a little too far. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2481 I know we've done well for ourselves, but to me he's still the same old-brain neanderthal I fell in love with years ago. 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2482 I wish he would have reinvented the wheel somewhere else. 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2483 He's tirelessly trying to decide between hub caps or spokes. 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2484 Now I just need a gigantic cup of coffee. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2485 He thinks it's the greatest thing since sliced bread. 1.1858 0.03885 113 93 19 1
2486 Shhh! George doesnt know its already been invented. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2487 He's somewhat of a reinventor. 1.1858 0.04627 113 97 11 5
2488 I haven't the heart to tell him they already invented it. 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2489 Just don't ask him for a cup of coffee . . . . 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2490 Oh you know Tom....always re-inventing. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2491 I think he's on to something big this time. 1.1858 0.03885 113 93 19 1
2492 Gary reinvents everything. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2493 Sid is a re-inventor. 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2494 It was commissioned for the new Vikings stadium. Lars was inspired by their donut club and Super Bowl wins. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2495 He's really acting like a cave man in his man cave. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2496 George's art teacher has him working at an appropriate ability level. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2497 Frank's latest series draws deeply from his genome. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2498 He insisted on early retirement, but I think he really misses his job. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2499 I keep telling him. It's been done before. He just won't listen. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2500 He won't tell me what he's invented yet, but he's awfully excited. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2501 First the mousetrap, now this. 1.1858 0.04627 113 97 11 5
2502 He says he doesn't know where to begin. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2503 It's his homage to the donut. 1.1858 0.04627 113 97 11 5
2504 Honey I said "OH" not "O". He never listens to me Mildred. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2505 He doesn't have to wear an ankle monitor, but ... 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2506 Walter's been in his doughnut period for a few years now. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2507 "oh that's the delivery man i just ordered a giant washer, and i'm getting a dryer next week. 1.1858 0.04957 113 99 7 7
2508 Honestly, originality is so over-rated 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2509 I keep asking him why he doesn't invent something useful. 1.1858 0.03675 113 92 21 0
2510 Who is your Patent Attorney? 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2511 Apparently it's inspired by his mother. 1.1858 0.04795 113 98 9 6
2512 He is trying the new, "PaleO Diet." 1.1858 0.04627 113 97 11 5
2513 Make me something for the yard, I say. I'm looking into it, he says. 1.1858 0.03675 113 92 21 0
2514 He said he didn't know what to do with himself in retirement. I said why not invent something. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2515 Thankfully, Harold finally gave up trying to invent a better mousetrap. 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2516 "Round Peg" is his latest attempt at getting in touch with his creative side. 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2517 It's the first in his "Great Inventions" series. 1.1858 0.03885 113 93 19 1
2518 He says he's invented the best thing since sliced bread. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2519 Quiet... he's thinking "outside the box." 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2520 Another dumb hobby. I told him not to retire. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2521 He just completed making a mountain out of a molehill and now he's sure he can reinvent the wheel. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2522 No, nothing as obvious as that. Burt is trying to reinvent the donut. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2523 I think it's his best work... When he's done, he can just wheel it out of here. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2524 Its incredible, really. It looks just like the one on Pinterest. 1.1858 0.04627 113 97 11 5
2525 He just can't leave 'well enough' alone. 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2526 I'm not worried. He is such a perfectionist that it will be the size of a candy Life Saver before he gets done. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2527 When he said he had a rock solid retirement plan, I had no idea this would happen. 1.1858 0.03885 113 93 19 1
2528 I never should have put him on that paleo diet. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2529 Harry considers himself a caveman trapped in the modern world. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2530 Well I'm starting to have some concerns about this build-your-own-MRI kit that's he's so obsessed with. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2531 He says he is trying to create a zero. I think it looks more like an O. 1.1858 0.03885 113 93 19 1
2532 Paul's the kind of artist who's not afraid to reinvent the wheel. 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2533 He's having a hard time with the "Xs" and "Os." 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2534 I haven't had the heart to tell him it's already been invented. I have so much spare time now. 1.1858 0.04627 113 97 11 5
2535 Last week he told me he invented fire. 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2536 I told him that I wanted him to give me a big O. So he came home with that. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2537 He got tired of constantly reinventing himself. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2538 I suggested he reinvent himself, but he had other ideas. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2539 In his spare time, Walter re-invents. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2540 He likes zero-sum games. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2541 Phil thinks he's onto something, but I'm pretty sure it's been done before. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2542 Remember when The New Yorker actually judged their own captions? Well, we're reinventing the wheel too. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2543 So....he has a Ph.D. is in paleolithic mechanical engineering? 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2544 Carl said he is embracing the Paleo lifestyle. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2545 I give him a simple task, and every time he thinks he has to reinvent the wheel. 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2546 Next, One... 1.1858 0.04795 113 98 9 6
2547 He's so contrary. "Don't reinvent the wheel!" I said. 1.1858 0.04627 113 97 11 5
2548 Ed's next sculpture is going to be a giant coffee mug. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2549 He asked God for "Rolling Stones" tickets and that's what was sent! 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2550 His main influence is The Paleo Diet. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2551 Five yeas ago it was a concrete bloc 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2552 I wish he'd move on to discovering fire. 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2553 With Baby on the way we thought we needed a bigger washer. 1.1858 0.04627 113 97 11 5
2554 Don't get me started. He thinks it's the greatest thing since sliced bread! 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2555 I'm going to call it "The Story of O." 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2556 This is his finest yet. His next piece is the David 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2557 I love his re-inventiveness. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2558 Glazing, sprinkles, frosting... such artistic choices are the key to Ralph's genius. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2559 He says that it will be better than sliced bread. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2560 It represents not one in particular but all tires. 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2561 It's for his Krispy Kreme job interview. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2562 He's going to Yap and wanted to have some local currency. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2563 Better late than never. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2564 If he could invent the axle, we'd have it made. 1.1858 0.04795 113 98 9 6
2565 I can't bring myself to tell him that all of his inventions exist. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2566 He has been so focused and energetic I done have the heart to tell him. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2567 His next project is an axle. 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2568 He says that on the island of Yap it will be worth a fortune! 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2569 After Floyd's 18-wheeler blew one on the George Washington bridge, he said, 'Never again!'" 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2570 How's that coffee grinder coming, Earl? 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2571 Last week he made a cardboard box! Who knows what's next? 1.1858 0.03885 113 93 19 1
2572 Last week he tried to build a better mousetrap. 1.1858 0.04627 113 97 11 5
2573 His love of reinventing the wheel has been my lifesaver. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2574 Now maybe he can reinvent himself! 1.1858 0.04627 113 97 11 5
2575 Would you like to split a donut? 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2576 He thinks civilization got off on the wrong track. 1.1858 0.04627 113 97 11 5
2577 Excuse the clamor. Henry's working on new rock and roll project? 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2578 Harold has decided that he does not trust the flour companies. 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2579 No I don't think the Paleo diet is affecting Bob's brain, why do you ask? 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2580 Joe's an inventor, not a marketer. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2581 My husband hasn't given me the big O in years. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2582 I finally got him out of his obsession with dinosaur hunting. 1.1858 0.03885 113 93 19 1
2583 It's a gift from his Mother, Mrs. Dunkin. 1.1858 0.04795 113 98 9 6
2584 He says it's going to be more of a 'reboot' than a complete reinvention. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2585 He's always wanted to re-invent something big. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2586 His Muse is a breakfast waitress at the coffee shop. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2587 My Jim, original ideas are not his thing, really. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2588 He's already applied for a patent 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2589 Ed's a big fan of Cheerios. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2590 I told him he didn't have to reinvent the wheel to save our marriage, but he did it anyways. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2591 It's a sculpt-by-numbers. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2592 "Mother, only you think of yourself as a 'third wheel'"! 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2593 Now that we've gone gluten-free, he's working through the loss of his beloved bagel. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2594 You should see the deep-fryer he got for it. 1.1842 0.04050 114 95 17 2
2595 He's coming along nicely - next comes hieroglyphics. 1.1842 0.03854 114 94 19 1
2596 He's promised me a necklace for my birthday. 1.1842 0.03854 114 94 19 1
2597 Last week he "discovered" fire, after this I am not sure what's next. 1.1842 0.04050 114 95 17 2
2598 It's his self portrait, since he sees himself as a big wheel. 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
2599 He says it’s a cop thing, I wouldn’t understand. 1.1842 0.04755 114 99 9 6
2600 He is still trying to figure out that Dylan song 1.1842 0.04050 114 95 17 2
2601 Oscar's autobiography is taking a little longer than we expected 1.1842 0.04589 114 98 11 5
2602 I think that he needs to reinvent HIMSELF! 1.1842 0.04589 114 98 11 5
2603 He's reinventing the wheel, again. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2604 He's a little slow. 1.1786 0.04782 112 98 8 6
2605 No, Betty! Sculptor, chiseler is hardly potato, potahto! 1.1786 0.04782 112 98 8 6
2606 Inventor?, no...'Reinventor is more like it"... 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2607 Ever since Roy switched to paleo he's really been into crafting. 1.1786 0.04611 112 97 10 5
2608 Zero has always been his favorite number. 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2609 Ever since he got his man cave, he's been busy reinventing the wheel. 1.1786 0.04611 112 97 10 5
2610 Edward is an inventor. 1.1786 0.04782 112 98 8 6
2611 He's always looking to reinvent something to stick his cock inside. 1.1786 0.05107 112 100 4 8
2612 When we bought our timeshare in Yap, they didn't tell us about the annual maintenance fee. 1.1786 0.04782 112 98 8 6
2613 He says going to the hospital for a CAT scan is just too expensive. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2614 Well, you know Bob. Always reinventing something 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2615 Sorry, dinner will be ready soon. Randy, you reinventing the wheel in there or what?! 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2616 Maybe next week he'll reinvent fire. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2617 His inventor's imagination was sparked by something he saw on 'The Flintstones'. 1.1786 0.03850 112 93 18 1
2618 Henry makes the best donuts. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2619 He says it's going to revolutionize travel. 1.1786 0.03850 112 93 18 1
2620 Mr. Midlife-crisis can't wait to take it out for a spin. 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2621 The stone speaks to Carl... but he manages the narrative. 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2622 Since his retirement, he seems to relish the creative process 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2623 Someone offered a lot of money for the sculpture. He calls it "The Wheel Of Fortune". 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2624 Last week he said he'd "build his own own stupid car". 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2625 Then I said, 'I CAN find anything on the internet'. 1.1786 0.03850 112 93 18 1
2626 Roy says he's giving me The Big O tonight. 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2627 We were at Dunkin' Donuts when he suddenly yelled, "I'm inspired!" 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2628 His inventions always begin with the basics. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2629 Next he's going to reinvent the doughnut. 1.1786 0.03850 112 93 18 1
2630 I'm afraid that when Harold decides to play a game, the game usually wins. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2631 He came here to reinvent himself, and it snowballed from there. 1.1786 0.03850 112 93 18 1
2632 So much for Rosetta Stone.. 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2633 He's calling it "rock and hole". 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2634 What does my husband do? He's a re-inventer. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2635 Bob has been chipping away at that thing all day; now he doesn't know what to do with it. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2636 His hobbies are well rounded. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2637 George promised me a one-of-a-kind necklace and a romantic cruise to the middle of nowhere. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2638 He thought he wanted a fire pit, but this just spoke to him. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2639 It took a while, but Fred is finally making big money. 1.1786 0.04611 112 97 10 5
2640 My husband - the great reinventor. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2641 He'll be on a roll soon. 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2642 It's his homage to donuts after recovering from hemorrhoids. 1.1786 0.04611 112 97 10 5
2643 It's like a cross between kinetic art and green transportation. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2644 He's sending it to Mick Jagger. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2645 He said he needed to reinvent, himself. 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2646 "Sooooo...when you came over last week he heard us talking about "the big O". (Sigh) My mother was right. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2647 It's a new workout regimen that combines crossfit and the paleo diet. 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2648 Something's wrong with the washer again. 1.1786 0.04611 112 97 10 5
2649 He has really taken this whole Paleo diet craze to heart. 1.1786 0.03850 112 93 18 1
2650 This is bad; there's been no living with him since he ' discovered fire ' last year. 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2651 He's trying to decide whether to re-invent the wheel or the donut.... 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2652 Fred is trying to figure out how to install the washer in the other room. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2653 Carl is a doomsday prepper. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2654 Ha Ha! And she said I could never give her the Big O... 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2655 All I asked for was sliced bread. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2656 I find the predictability comforting. 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2657 It's a millstone of cement. He didn't hear me when I said I wanted my retirement to be a milestone event. 1.1786 0.04611 112 97 10 5
2658 My husband is occasionally clever too, but it is not like he invented the wheel. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2659 I'm not sure if he's trying to reinvent the wheel or the donut. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2660 Well I'm not holding my breath Jan, he's been working on that NO SOLICITING yard sign for four and a half years so far. 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2661 "I suggested he try reinventing himself, but, as you can see, that didn't go over too well. 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2662 He thinks if he didn't invent it, it's not good enough. 1.1786 0.04611 112 97 10 5
2663 I told him to do whatever he wanted, but don't reinvent the wheel! 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2664 I'm telling you, they really connected. I've never seen Axle so happy! 1.1786 0.03850 112 93 18 1
2665 Does this look like a capital O to you? 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2666 He says now that he has invented it he doesn't know what to do with it. 1.1786 0.03850 112 93 18 1
2667 Luxury is the mother of reinvention. 1.1786 0.04782 112 98 8 6
2668 I keep telling him to just get it done - he doesn't need to reinvent the wheel. 1.1786 0.04782 112 98 8 6
2669 After all those futile caption contest entries, he decided that primitive hobbies would be more suitable. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2670 It turns out he DOES have to reinvent the wheel. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2671 When I married him he said he was gonna make big money 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2672 He told me he quit his job because he was tired of reinventing the wheel and now this. 1.1786 0.04611 112 97 10 5
2673 If Mexico does pay for it, his design is a clear winner 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2674 He thinks he's so original. 1.1786 0.03850 112 93 18 1
2675 I'm so excited. Our sex therapist told him to act like a cave man. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2676 It's like there's this man with a giant lifesaver just around the corner ready to rescue me. Am I being delusional or is this a healthy attitude? 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2677 Mike considers himself something of a re-inventor 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2678 My husband? His name is Oscar, and he's got a lot of work ahead of him. 1.1786 0.03850 112 93 18 1
2679 Him? He's a re-inventor. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2680 That's right, art. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2681 He's been working on a new font...I think it's called "meta". 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2682 Steve's getting into paleo-everything. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2683 Buford says he bought me a new washer, but says he has to make a few modifications. 1.1786 0.03635 112 92 20 0
2684 Harold loves reinventing things. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2685 I remember we were having bagels, pancakes, and pineapple one morning.. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2686 When he went on 'Shark Tank' they said he was just reinventing the wheel. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2687 Fred is all about re-inventing himself. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2688 Tech startups are all the rage these days. 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2689 It's his first self driving model. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2690 Henry believes he has discovered the origins of rock & roll. 1.1786 0.04611 112 97 10 5
2691 He knows I want to be with a big wheel 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2692 Marvin is a retro inventor. First it was the arch. Now it's the wheel. Next he plans to tackle fire -- hopefully outside. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2693 Now he feels vindicated he majored in Fine Arts. 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2694 He thinks paleo will be the next big thing. 1.1786 0.04611 112 97 10 5
2695 Phil is NOT an early adopter. 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2696 ..and he says I'm un-evolved! 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2697 We don't have room for a man cave, but a cave man we can do. 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2698 I keep trying to tell him that he's just reinventing the wheel. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2699 I keep telling him, "you don't need to reinvent the wheel." 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2700 He doesn’t have to reinvent the wheel, but it makes him happy. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2701 He's a traditionalist. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2702 Granite, it's a donut. 1.1786 0.04782 112 98 8 6
2703 He keeps reinventing the wheel. 1.1786 0.04611 112 97 10 5
2704 But he has yet to figure out how to rub two sticks together. 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2705 He's from the post prehistoric moronist school. 1.1786 0.04611 112 97 10 5
2706 No, I said to create something to represent the milestone in our marriage 1.1786 0.04611 112 97 10 5
2707 He's always telling me he'll have it squared away in no time but he keeps ending up right where he started... 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2708 He should be hearing back from the Patent and Trademark Office sometime this week. 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2709 Joe wants to capture the essence of zilch in white marble. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2710 He says his new invention will 'knock Frisbees off the store shelves and out of the sky'. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2711 My husband! Always bragging... you'd think he invented the wheel or something. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2712 He certainly has a spin on things. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2713 He wants to prove that marijuana doesn't decrease IQ by inventing something important. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2714 Tho other three are downstairs. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2715 Then he said, "There's gotta be a better way!" 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2716 It's his paleo hobby. 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2717 He said he wanted to go back to basics. 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2718 Last year he reinvented himself. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2719 He calls it 'Negative Space Neo Expressionism'. I call it his wheel thingamajigger. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2720 He sold the Dunkin' Donuts franchise because he found it stifling -- said his dream was to become a sculptor. 1.1786 0.03850 112 93 18 1
2721 Harold believes originality is highly overrated. 1.1786 0.04782 112 98 8 6
2722 I insisted that Marvin cut down to one doughnut a day 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2723 Robert just started a statue business. He's on a roll. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2724 It's got a hole in it just like his brain. 1.1786 0.04782 112 98 8 6
2725 No, I didn't know there was a guy sculpting a giant stone doughnut in my hallway. What's new with you? 1.1786 0.04947 112 99 6 7
2726 I told him there's no reason to reinvent it...but he always has to learn the hard way! 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2727 He calls it 'The Null Hypothesis.'I call it 'Derision By Zero.'" 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2728 ...about your husband's 'technological breakthrough'... 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2729 Ralph seems to be experiencing some interesting side effects from his Paleo Diet. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2730 Harold's actually quite reinventive. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2731 He's calling this his 'primitive phase.' 1.1786 0.03850 112 93 18 1
2732 Y'know what they say: Build a better cronut and the world will beat a path to your door. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2733 He always wanted to reinvent something. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2734 He started his bagel series right after he went gluten free. 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2735 He doesn't like to talk about...hemorrhoids. 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2736 I'm glad he is keeping busy, but I just hope he is not reinventing the wheel 1.1786 0.04611 112 97 10 5
2737 When he said "I need a hobby" I was hoping for miniature ships in a bottle 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2738 I told Lloyd to give up on it but he insists he's gonna 'roll with it' 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2739 He keeps thinking he is going to reinvent it. So I let him. It keeps him busy. 1.1786 0.04611 112 97 10 5
2740 He's trying to work through his MRI claustrophobia. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2741 No tire tracks on the carpet, please. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2742 I'm the coffee to his donut. 1.1786 0.03850 112 93 18 1
2743 Well, it's not like I asked him to reinvent the wheel.... 1.1786 0.04611 112 97 10 5
2744 Ralph is what you'd call a re-inventor. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2745 His life-long dream was to reinvent the wheel. 1.1786 0.04611 112 97 10 5
2746 If you buy an older home, you have to know you won't get replacement parts off the shelf. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2747 It's going to be a hula hoop. 1.1786 0.04611 112 97 10 5
2748 He's been reinventing the wheel ever since we first met. 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2749 ...Oh, Jack? He's busy reinventing the wheel. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2750 I just hate to tell him that he's not the first to think of that. 1.1786 0.04611 112 97 10 5
2751 After all these years, John is finally making big money! 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2752 He'd be a better baker if he didn't watch the history channel and food network at the same time 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2753 I would rather he reinvent himself, just saying. . . 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2754 Are you done yet Jerry? It's not like you're reinventing the wheel. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2755 …And he said, it would be a hunk of rock that I will treasure forever!…Well, you know what that means, right!! 1.1770 0.04572 113 98 10 5
2756 He should think out of the box instead of reinventing the wheel! 1.1770 0.04572 113 98 10 5
2757 It's pre, pre, pre, pre, pre-modern. 1.1770 0.04213 113 96 14 3
2758 He's retired. Doesn't have a whole lot going on. 1.1770 0.04572 113 98 10 5
2759 The hard part will be getting it to Yap. 1.1739 0.04325 115 99 12 4
2760 I warned him about the paleo diet. 1.1727 0.04631 110 96 9 5
2761 He's invented the "dumb" car. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2762 "He thinks he just created the wheel, and you wonder why I want a divorce. 1.1727 0.03844 110 92 17 1
2763 His father always told him, 'You can't complain about this civilization unless you can start your own civilization from scratch.' Now he can complain about the traffic. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2764 On the hole, I think retirement is working out fine. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2765 And that's when I told him "if you think you're so smart why don't you do it?" 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2766 You know, sometimes I wonder if Bill doesn't take this Paleo diet a little too far. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2767 Bob has always said we need to get back to the basics. 1.1727 0.03844 110 92 17 1
2768 We compromised. He could keep reinventing the wheel if he got rid of his leopard loincloth. 1.1727 0.03621 110 91 19 0
2769 Actually, he's a reinventor 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2770 He says he's trying to come up with the next big thing. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2771 It dropped through the floorboards - the giants call them Life Savers. 1.1727 0.04631 110 96 9 5
2772 He doesn't get out much. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2773 He likes to have a spare 1.1727 0.03844 110 92 17 1
2774 So I told him, 'Why NOT reinvent the wheel?' 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2775 It's a mid-life crisis thing, he's going back to square one. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2776 George is a reinventor. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2777 He's been working on that since 3500 BC. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2778 It's a porthole for his man cave. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2779 He's trying to bring back rock and roll. 1.1727 0.03844 110 92 17 1
2780 I told him I wasn't going to be just the other millstone. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2781 Basically, if you tell him he can't "re-invent" something, he does. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2782 As soon as he finishes the C and the M we'll launch 'Hollywood.com.' 1.1727 0.03844 110 92 17 1
2783 There he goes again... He thinks he's going to reinvent the wheel! 1.1727 0.04979 110 98 5 7
2784 I told him it needed another hole on the other side. 1.1727 0.04631 110 96 9 5
2785 According to Pinterest reinventing is the new upcycling. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2786 In his profile, he described himself as an inventor. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2787 He's been prepping all weekend for an interview with Google. 1.1727 0.04631 110 96 9 5
2788 He did it! 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2789 He's been like this since he went on the Paleo Diet. 1.1727 0.03844 110 92 17 1
2790 Didn't I tell you? A Big Fat Zero! 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2791 Time to make the donuts. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2792 He's taking a semester off to focus full-time on his art. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2793 My husband will find any excuse to avoid sharing a relaxing cup of tea. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2794 Gary insists that buying tires retail is for fools and madmen. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2795 Ralph's sculptures are largely unappreciated by the art community, but the scree has been useful in chip-sealing the driveway. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2796 He can't make up his mind if the one goes on the left or the right. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2797 Herb just retired from the donut shop, now he's trying to find his creative outlet . 1.1727 0.03844 110 92 17 1
2798 Charles is thinking up opening a giant bagel shop. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2799 It's in line with the sunrise on his birthday! 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2800 His doctor told him to stop the Paleo Diet immediately. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2801 Neil is always reinventing himself 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2802 I kept telling him there was no need, but you know Earl... 1.1727 0.03844 110 92 17 1
2803 What can I tell you... He's been trying to reinvent it for years. 1.1727 0.03844 110 92 17 1
2804 Phil's been keeping himself busy with Pinterest craft ideas. They never live up to the photos. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2805 With all the movie remakes, he thought, "why not" 1.1727 0.03844 110 92 17 1
2806 He said we''ll be engaged when he finds the right ring. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2807 All I said was let's explore primitive sex. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2808 He has'nt been like this since sliced bread. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2809 After 7 years of therapy I felt we just kept going over old ground. However, he set out to prove me wrong... 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2810 I told him if he was going to reinvent something, he should reinvent our love. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2811 He thinks he invented something revolutionary. 1.1727 0.04631 110 96 9 5
2812 Oh, I thought you said, serial sculptor. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2813 We haven't been intimate in months. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2814 Bob thinks he has found the source of the design flaw. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2815 He's sculpting to work out his carb cravings. 1.1727 0.04631 110 96 9 5
2816 He's been trying to reinvent it all day. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2817 He's working on reinventing the donut. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2818 So, please tell me Betty, what did your husband do with the square peg you bought him for Christmas? 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2819 There's gravel everywhere. 1.1727 0.03621 110 91 19 0
2820 John sees this project as more of a re-imagination than a reinvention. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2821 I don't know Cheryl, I told him to get me something practical for our anniversary 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2822 It's step two of his Google archiving contract. 1.1727 0.03844 110 92 17 1
2823 He calls it 'Rolling Stone' 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2824 He just chips away until he finds a shape that moves him. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2825 A dozen was too expensive. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2826 Can't figure out if he's going to be an artist or a redneck. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2827 I said don't, not donut. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2828 He says re-inventing the wheel is his way of thinking outside the box. 1.1727 0.04631 110 96 9 5
2829 He can't stop reinventing the wheel. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2830 Now, with the wheel out of the way, he's going to re-invent fire next. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2831 I don't want to disillusion him. He thinks he's invented something new. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2832 I tried to tell him he misunderstood what I wanted. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2833 Since he retired from the force, Sid's been pursuing his "inner doughnut." 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2834 You weren't kidding when you said he thinks like a caveman. 1.1727 0.03844 110 92 17 1
2835 Just a knickknack for his man-cave 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2836 I asked for a chocolate glaze not an old fashioned! 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2837 I told him he shouldn't try to reinvent the wheel, but did he listen to me? 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2838 I call it “Big Donut,” but Harold prefers “Millstone of Matrimony.” 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2839 Ever since he started the paleo diet, Harold's been a changed man. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2840 His boss asked him to reinvent the wheel so he's been bringing work home on the weekends. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2841 He is quite proud - he thinks he invented it. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2842 I don't mind him having a hobby. I just wish he'd stop telling our friends he's 'carrying it to term'. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2843 'To keep him out of my hair, I told him to reinvent the wheel.' 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2844 O really? 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2845 I'd rather have him spend his time reinventing the wheel than reinventing our relationship 1.1727 0.04631 110 96 9 5
2846 What are you looking at? 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2847 Before this he was painting rectangles on the floor. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2848 His day job is at a donut shop. 1.1727 0.03844 110 92 17 1
2849 He's going through a process of reinvention. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2850 He distrusts all technology. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2851 I know it's odd, but at least he's making money. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2852 He's been working on it since the Pleistocene 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2853 He's under pressure at work to come up with something new. 1.1727 0.03844 110 92 17 1
2854 He has this thing for Vanna White. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2855 Honey, I fixed the mirror that was making you look fat! 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2856 Jim is doing paleo now... 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2857 But then Bob thought: maybe the wheel does need reinventing. 1.1727 0.04631 110 96 9 5
2858 He also suggested we renew our vows. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2859 Oedipus Complex, don't ask. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2860 We try to chisel away at the problem, but it keeps coming full circle. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2861 He put so much time and effort into it, but apparently it's already been invented. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2862 He calls it inner and outer spatial circle. I call it Krispy Kreme. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2863 What tapping? 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2864 That's Frank, my husband. He's a re-inventor. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2865 Necessity is the mother of invention, but reinvention is the mother of artisanal goods. 1.1727 0.03844 110 92 17 1
2866 He's reinventing it. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2867 Well, those monster trucks don't make themselves. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2868 Reinventing comes more naturally to him. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2869 I wheely like your new place 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2870 He's always obsessed with the newest gadget. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2871 Larry is constantly trying to reinvent himself. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2872 It's my ex, he's visiting our O 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2873 Critics argue his style is unoriginal. 1.1727 0.03844 110 92 17 1
2874 Yes, he was looking around for things to do since he retired. It gets a little loud sometimes, but its way better than Pokeman Go 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2875 What do you mean, it's been invented? 1.1727 0.03844 110 92 17 1
2876 He says it's the next big thing. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2877 Larry thinks he's onto something really big. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2878 Trump University has done wonders for Timmy's mojo. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2879 Blind carpenters make the most interesting doors 1.1727 0.04631 110 96 9 5
2880 Last week, he built a better mouse trap.It's all part of the Cliche' Art Movement. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2881 Since retiring he has built a better mouse trap and now he is reinventing the wheel. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2882 After Bob retired he decided to become an inventor. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2883 It keeps him out of trouble 1.1727 0.04631 110 96 9 5
2884 He's almost finished the whole thing 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2885 The genius can't decide. Is it a wheel,doughnut or a hole? 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2886 His first idea, for a blanket with sleeves, was already taken. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2887 See how it goes, I told him - then we'll see about the Cobra kit car. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2888 He's going to Shark Tank next week... 1.1727 0.03621 110 91 19 0
2889 I think he may have gone a little overboard with this Paleo thing, but I'm not going to say anything. 1.1727 0.04631 110 96 9 5
2890 Ralph thinks he's hit on something really revolutionary this time. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2891 Bob believes our next president will create millions of new jobs. 1.1727 0.04808 110 97 7 6
2892 Harry is a re-inventor 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2893 Dan's mechanic said he should try the Paleo Diet. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2894 And when he's finished he plans to reinvent the patent. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2895 Looks like he's made the neck hole too big. 1.1727 0.04631 110 96 9 5
2896 He just doesn't get it when I said I wanted to have a Rolling Stone. 1.1727 0.04808 110 97 7 6
2897 I feel as if there is a hole in my life 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2898 Man Cave 1.1727 0.04808 110 97 7 6
2899 His inventions work perfectly, it's just he worries they're unoriginal. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2900 I think it's because of his hairy back. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2901 Sure, it's rock, but it doesn't roll. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2902 My husband? Every DIY project turns into him reinventing the wheel! 1.1727 0.04631 110 96 9 5
2903 He has been like this for weeks I think he is suffering from artists block 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
2904 He didn't have much success with the better mousetrap fiasco, so now he's reinventing the wheel! 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
2905 Reinventing is the new reimagining. 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
2906 And a yabba-dabba do to you too. 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
2907 The neolithic diet lets Jerry eat all the bread he wants, so long as he mills the grain himself. 1.1712 0.04410 111 96 11 4
2908 I'm glad I decided to forego the jelly filling. 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
2909 Another one of his dumb ideas that'll never float. 1.1696 0.04185 112 96 13 3
2910 Henry's been looking for a reason to build a garage. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2911 If he'd just buy a new car, he wouldn't have to make his own tires. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2912 Retirement agrees with him, he just hasn't figured out what to do with his time, yet. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
2913 He has forged a rock solid loophole to use this time. 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
2914 You know, Mildred, I've heard the expression 'reinvent the wheel.' Why do you ask? 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2915 Oh, Harry is in his man cave trying to invent something. 1.1667 0.03835 108 91 16 1
2916 Sculpture, behold your Warhol. 1.1667 0.03603 108 90 18 0
2917 We got the awesome sculpture from General Mills. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2918 I am concerned about by husband, he keeps telling there is a hole in his life that he just doesn't know how to fix. 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
2919 He wants to create an example for evolving species after we self-destruct. 1.1667 0.04651 108 95 8 5
2920 He's not reinventing, he's rebooting. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
2921 Ugh, my husband is SUCH a caveman! 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2922 He doesn't hear everything. I told him he needed to reinvent HIMSELF. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
2923 Not sure he listened when I said there was no need to reinvent the wheel. 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
2924 He's about as good at love making as he is at inventing. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2925 He's working on his latest reinvention 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
2926 My Henry is just an absolute master of reinvention. 1.1667 0.03835 108 91 16 1
2927 He said he's taking nihilism to its ultimate expression. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
2928 He calls it "Reinvention". 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
2929 You gotta hand it to him: always putting his nose to the grindstone 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2930 It's a new medium for him, so he's still a little rough around the edges. 1.1667 0.03603 108 90 18 0
2931 He's been taking reinvention classes. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
2932 He got a commission from a bagel shop. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2933 Mom, you are really going to like Todd; he's nearly finished with his doctoral work in Reinventitive Engineering. 1.1667 0.04651 108 95 8 5
2934 I always have empathy for people who can't figure it out. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2935 Now he wants to invest in fossil fuels. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
2936 Next he wants to invent fire. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2937 Yes, Bob's an original. 1.1667 0.04651 108 95 8 5
2938 It was a deal on a floor model MRI. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
2939 When he was a child, he was not allowed to eat donuts. 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
2940 Did reinventing the Wheel come before or after the Paleo Diet? 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
2941 He also tried to write 'Don Quixote' from scratch. 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
2942 Because tractor tires were not enough of a challenge in his workouts. 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
2943 I dont know what's wrong with him lately. He seems to be going in circles! 1.1667 0.04651 108 95 8 5
2944 This almost completes his kitchen faucet series! 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2945 It's Sisyphian to me. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2946 You were the one who told him to get a hobby. 1.1667 0.03835 108 91 16 1
2947 He plans to make Paleo doughnut holes. 1.1667 0.03835 108 91 16 1
2948 But it IS gluten free. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2949 After the fire he reinvented himself. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
2950 He was inspired by the 2016 campaign. 1.1667 0.04651 108 95 8 5
2951 Harold is still way behind the times. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2952 My husband is going to be on Shark Tank. 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
2953 You know men, they always want to think they were the first to do something. Let's just humor him and next week he'll "invent" fire. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
2954 I mean, really, who's gonna wanna buy an 'O'? 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
2955 1. “If he starts spinning his wheels, we should probably go to another room.” 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2956 It's an election year - he's debating whether the next one should be a "K" or an "N." 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
2957 Ted just hates that small spare tire that came with our new car. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2958 It's his gift to Sesame Street. 1.1667 0.03603 108 90 18 0
2959 "Well I'm excited that he snapped out of his mid-life crisis and is reinventing the wheel again. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
2960 At least he's home re-inventing something and not in some sleazy bar chasing other women. 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
2961 We can't decide if it is finished or not. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2962 I really think he is on to something. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2963 I'm afraid he watched too many episodes of the Flintstones. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2964 Because they don't take Travelers Checks in Yap. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
2965 I don't know if he's designing a better wheel or a better donut. 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
2966 He thinks he is on to something this time. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2967 i have no clue, he says it represents our marriage 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2968 Jerry found a new hobby. He told me his first piece will be about womenhood, our marriage and what it brought him... 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
2969 He's reinventing our marriage next. 1.1667 0.03835 108 91 16 1
2970 He just realized it was already invented 1.1667 0.03835 108 91 16 1
2971 He stumbled across it in Duarte Square. Which, as you know, is a triangle. We call it "Irony". 1.1667 0.03835 108 91 16 1
2972 It isn't exactly what I had envisioned when he told me we'd be receiving a large inheritance. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
2973 I'm hoping I'm the missing piece. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
2974 He's taken the Paleo Diet Plan to a whole new level! 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
2975 That's my Henry, always trying to reinvent the wheel. 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
2976 He's visualizing "Proud Mary". 1.1667 0.04834 108 96 6 6
2977 My husband told him, "you can't play video games in our basement your whole life, try inventing something." 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
2978 He says he wants to make me a special necklace for my birthday. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2979 It's not like I asked him to reinvent the foyer. 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
2980 He says he's putting a new spin on an old idea. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
2981 It's "His" wheel of life 1.1667 0.04651 108 95 8 5
2982 Dear God! You'd think he invented the wheel! 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
2983 It's an eBay payment for an item from Yap. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
2984 Would you like a cough drop Hillary? 1.1667 0.04651 108 95 8 5
2985 You know, everyone needs a millstone to remind them of the grist in life. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2986 He's not very handy but wanted a classic car anyway. 1.1667 0.03835 108 91 16 1
2987 He's building an off-road vehicle with his Neanderthal friends! 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
2988 "He thinks it has possibilities". 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
2989 Phil is a reinventor. 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
2990 I just love the new wheel. He's got no time for sex. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
2991 Oh, he's just been inspired by his breakfast cereal... 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
2992 I think he's finally ready to re-tire. 1.1667 0.04651 108 95 8 5
2993 I suppose he thinks it's going to hang itself. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
2994 I try to tell him he takes the reverse engineering thing too far, but does he listen to me? 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2995 Will he ever get over my "neanderthal" remark at your wedding? 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2996 I know, and the boiling step makes a huge mess. 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
2997 Frank's new hobby is reinventing things. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
2998 Charlie's dream has always been to open a donut shop. He's taking it one step at a time. 1.1667 0.03603 108 90 18 0
2999 Frank was a cop before he took up art. 1.1667 0.04651 108 95 8 5
3000 You gotta love a man who can give you the big "O" 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
3001 The formula is simple: man cave + time = genius. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
3002 He thinks this will make him one of the original Rolling Stones. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
3003 I know it's only our 2oth anniversary, but it sure feels like 20 millionth." 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
3004 Cultural appropriation is the latest trend. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
3005 He says he is reinventing it. 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
3006 So I told him, 'Either you transform civilization, or I'm outta here!' 1.1667 0.04651 108 95 8 5
3007 It started with the Paleo diet 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
3008 Some days he is elated, but most times he screams 'what havoc have I wrought!' 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
3009 This week on "Roger's Midlife Crisis"? Reinventing the wheel. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
3010 Someone should probably tell him that they have started using rubber for those, but I don't have the heart. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
3011 He said he's applying for the position at Hole Foods. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
3012 Now, to obtain a patent. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
3013 Well, he says he's maximizing his minimilism. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
3014 Trendy he is not. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
3015 All he keeps saying is, "I'm gonna make you proud to be Mrs. O'Shaughnessey!" 1.1667 0.04651 108 95 8 5
3016 I can't talk to him, anymore. We just seem to go around in circles." 1.1667 0.03835 108 91 16 1
3017 Harold is not an innovator. 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
3018 He's discovered a new way to mine Bitcoin. 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
3019 I think a red flag might go up at the IRS if we list his occupation as re-inventor. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
3020 He figures, to understand how great inventors worked, you have to re-create great moments in their history. 1.1667 0.03835 108 91 16 1
3021 He likes to start things but never follows through. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
3022 It's a torus, not a doughnut! 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
3023 So I tell him, Roy, you can't fit a square peg in a round hole." He says, "what if I make the hole square and use a round peg?" I said, "Go for it. 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
3024 He told me he was building something revolutionary 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
3025 If he can get it to Yap island we'll be rich. 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
3026 He's soon to turn 65 and has yet to figure out the donut hole. 1.1667 0.05010 108 97 4 7
3027 He thinks it’s profound, I think he just likes doughnuts. 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
3028 He's reinventing the Cronut. 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
3029 I keep telling him... 'Bob, honey, it's already been invented,' but he doesn't listen. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
3030 It's just a 'proof of concept,' of course. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
3031 But I had wanted him to re-invent himself 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
3032 He can't decide on chocolate or maple frosting. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
3033 Apparently, it's one of the symptoms of regressive genius. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
3034 Last week he was making nuts and bolts. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
3035 Oh Fred's in there working on his new invention. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
3036 Bob's just getting in touch with his inner Neanderthal. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
3037 How's that paleo diet working out for you? 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
3038 The sex is primeval. 1.1651 0.03803 109 92 16 1
3039 He retired and discovered that reinventing HIMself was just too much work. 1.1651 0.04423 109 95 10 4
3040 I'm letting him think he's re-invented it 1.1651 0.04423 109 95 10 4
3041 It's a low-mileage torus he found on Craigslist. 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
3042 He overheard the expression starving artist so he's making a donut. 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
3043 He preparing for our post-apocalyptic future. 1.1651 0.04423 109 95 10 4
3044 Fred says originality is overrated. 1.1651 0.03803 109 92 16 1
3045 Prah Winfrey has yet to meet our ransom demands. 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
3046 I know it's been invented but it will keep him out of my hair this weekend so I can get away and go shopping with you. 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
3047 He promised he'll also reinvent the subfloor. 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
3048 Our son constantly complains that his dad is a square. 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
3049 Roland couldn't get anything published, so now he's taken up inventing. 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
3050 He can't decide on Amazon or Craig's List 1.1651 0.03803 109 92 16 1
3051 Another of his crazy inventions; he calls it a "wheel". It'll never catch on. 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
3052 Harold's decided to reinvent the wheel. 1.1651 0.04423 109 95 10 4
3053 I normally don't date clients... 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
3054 I tried to tell him that everything has been done before. 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
3055 Going paleo is one thing, but the cave paintings clashed with the drapes. 1.1651 0.03803 109 92 16 1
3056 He's a millennial. 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
3057 Although he has lost weight, we think the paleo diet may not be best for him. 1.1651 0.03803 109 92 16 1
3058 Ralph is convinced he has a winner this time. 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
3059 He's looking for his David. 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
3060 Next, he plans reinvent HIMSELF. 1.1651 0.03803 109 92 16 1
3061 I agree, but try telling him he made the hole is too big. 1.1651 0.04423 109 95 10 4
3062 Don't laugh but Harold told me he's going to be a Big Wheel someday soon. 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
3063 He says it's the future of Avant Garde. 1.1651 0.04423 109 95 10 4
3064 Since Henry retired, my life has been a living hell. 1.1651 0.04423 109 95 10 4
3065 I told him we were through, but he said 'where there's a wheel, there's a way.' 1.1651 0.04423 109 95 10 4
3066 I'm so lucky. I joined AAA last week. 1.1651 0.04423 109 95 10 4
3067 He couldn't build a better mousetrap so he's trying to reinvent the wheel. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3068 He's making himself a big wheel 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3069 Fred's an iconoclast; he wants to re-invent the wheel. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3070 He's in his pre pre-historic period. 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
3071 After six years Clyde still can't decide whether to name it alpha "O" or numeric "0". 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3072 Ted's working on something that he says will make us rich! 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
3073 He calls it his tractor tire period. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3074 Ordering the NuvaRing from Amazon Prime was definitely a mistake. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3075 That's nothing. You should see the wings he's going to try tomorrow. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3076 We found this replica of a Burning Man art piece on eBay - it was a bit pricey but we had to have it. Incredible vibrational energy. Just incredible. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3077 He thinks someday he'll come up with something practical! 1.1589 0.04434 107 94 9 4
3078 He's hitting rock-bottom. 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
3079 Next week, he's going to re-enact the invention of moveable type. 1.1589 0.04434 107 94 9 4
3080 That's my husband for you, everyday he finds new ways to remind me 'he was my first.' 1.1589 0.04629 107 95 7 5
3081 This is the first sculpture ever created of a stone-age bagel. 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
3082 The shrink suggested "primitive therapy" to cope with his mid-life crisis. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3083 Ironically, sculpture is outside his wheelhouse. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3084 It's been a year now, and he's still convinced he can fit in that square peg of his. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3085 "All I said to him was,"Don't reinvent the wheel'! , 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3086 I can't tell you how many times I've said, "Fred, stop trying to reinvent the wheel". 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
3087 He's been taking his newfound re-tirement one step at a time. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3088 It's not like I asked Fred to reinvent the wheel. 1.1589 0.04815 107 96 5 6
3089 It's a retrospective on invention. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3090 Frank has retired to reinvent the wheel. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3091 Yes, I know we're rednecks. The transmission is in the sink. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3092 He is torn between making it a bagel or a donut. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3093 He wanted us to do a threesome, to which I responded, "Why don't you take a flying f##k at a rolling donut." 1.1589 0.04629 107 95 7 5
3094 He feels that for a change that this one might also have some practical purpose. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3095 They say that all inventors stand on the shoulders of giants. Not in this house. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3096 His retirement hobby saved our marriage. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3097 Bob and I going to Micronesian on vacation and we'll need some extra money. 1.1589 0.04434 107 94 9 4
3098 This is working better than the pyramid scam. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3099 I do hope he finishes the wagon before little Timmy comes home. 1.1589 0.04434 107 94 9 4
3100 Harold's been off the gold standard ever since Nixon resigned. 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
3101 Claims to be "Renaissance".....I say "Prehistoric." 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3102 He's working his way out of the doughnut hole. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3103 When he's bored he finds projects in his old Popular Mechanics magazines. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3104 I'd offer you a biscuit but we've recently gone Paleo. 1.1589 0.04434 107 94 9 4
3105 It's a monument, he just loves bagels. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3106 Unable to move it themselves, The Flinstones' descendants finally hire someone to get rid of Fred's last wheel. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3107 He overcame his writer's block by reinventing the wheel. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3108 All his other work was so masculine. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3109 This might not be the first wheel, but it is the third. 1.1589 0.04434 107 94 9 4
3110 believe me spokes just get in the way 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3111 He likes to think of himself as the first with everything. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3112 Oh, you'd think he'd just invented the wheel. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3113 He believes all the ideas for a better mousetrap have been taken. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3114 Tell me what you're wheely thinking. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3115 We don't have the same taste in art so we've decided to alternate choosing pieces. 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
3116 He was bored, so I told John that maybe he should "re-invent" himself. I'm thinking he might have misunderstood. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3117 Last week he was squaring the circle. 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
3118 He was a big wheel at work. 1.1589 0.04629 107 95 7 5
3119 Pam, I really wish he never retired. Last week he ripped apart the bathroom and this week he started building me a new diaphragm. 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
3120 Silly me. I should never have told Ed the book club is reading "The Story of O." 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3121 I'm wheelie confused. 1.1589 0.04434 107 94 9 4
3122 Stanley's been busy reinventing the wheel. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3123 I talked Fred into being Girl Scout cookie captain this year. 1.1589 0.04629 107 95 7 5
3124 You called about a broken washer? 1.1589 0.04629 107 95 7 5
3125 Last week Bob invented the chisel. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3126 Why not reinvent the wheel? 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
3127 Bob likes to carve out his own niche. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3128 He's calling it 'Breakfast at Winchell's'. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3129 He started with the Paleo diet so I'm encouraged he's advancing historically. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3130 He seems pretty circular to me. Do we know someone better at mansplaining? 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3131 He always was a chiseler; now he's trying to be creative with it. 1.1589 0.04434 107 94 9 4
3132 Every now and then he thinks he can make something better. 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
3133 Can you wait? He's reinventing the doughnut. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3134 He's been reinventing the wheel and donut holes since he dropped out of Trump University. 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
3135 He's extremely reinventive. 1.1589 0.04629 107 95 7 5
3136 he's still trying to find the right decor for his man cave 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3137 I may have said something about a bagel. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3138 I'll go check on your scone. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3139 Harold's forte is reinvention. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3140 Has to be in there every night banging away. So, I said, 'It's not like you're inventing the wheel.' 1.1589 0.03551 107 90 17 0
3141 He's an artist. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3142 He says he's channeling Henry Moore. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3143 He's torn between law enforcement and the arts. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3144 He's working on a presentation about the importance of Kegel exercises. 1.1589 0.04629 107 95 7 5
3145 He likes to be behind in the times. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3146 Honey? Do you see the hole in your logic now? 1.1589 0.03551 107 90 17 0
3147 That's Albert, always a day late and a dollar short. 1.1589 0.04629 107 95 7 5
3148 Tom considers himself a reinventor. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3149 He began making a monument to the donut, but he ended up reinventing the wheel. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3150 Mentally he's a technological minimalist. 1.1589 0.04434 107 94 9 4
3151 Roger is really committed to his Paleo diet. 1.1589 0.04434 107 94 9 4
3152 When " lawn darts" were outlawed, Harry decided to play outdoor " tic, tac, toe! 1.1589 0.04434 107 94 9 4
3153 One of his many Sisyphean retirement projects -- God, please take him. 1.1589 0.04434 107 94 9 4
3154 He calls himself Pick-asso 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3155 Howard takes his paleo diet very seriously. 1.1589 0.04629 107 95 7 5
3156 well, he says his genius won't be recognized in his lifetime and i say it'll never be recognized. so, i don't know. we're getting divorced. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3157 I just told him: "please get things rolling" 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3158 It's easier to roll up the hill that way. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3159 C'mon, Joanne, it's not like Bill is re-inventing the wheel. 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
3160 ''Contemporary,' 'modern,' 'progressive'- they're like curse words to Ralph." 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
3161 He's in charge of reinventing great things again. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3162 I only asked him for one big 'O', but he'll be just as disappointed by the threesome I've arranged. 1.1589 0.04434 107 94 9 4
3163 At this point, he's just anxious to finish it and get back to work on his sledge. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3164 He applied for a patent, but I think it's already been done. 1.1589 0.04434 107 94 9 4
3165 This all started when his older brother was voted best bagel maker in the city. 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
3166 Henry thinks store bought bagels are too soft. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3167 So then I said, 'OK Mr. High Technology, now build me something old world.' 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3168 He swears it's a whole new concept. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3169 I think he's being a little melodramatic. I only asked him mow the lawn. 1.1589 0.04434 107 94 9 4
3170 Well, my husband thinks he invented sex. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3171 He's the "nut", in Donut. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3172 Harold's art reflects his life: always redundant cliches. 1.1589 0.04434 107 94 9 4
3173 We're getting engaged, and he's trying to figure out how to get it on my finger. 1.1589 0.04629 107 95 7 5
3174 Bob's been much happier since he finally got a round Tuit. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3175 He sells personalized Mayan calendars that end with your Mother-in-law's visit. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3176 Well, at least he found a hobby 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3177 SOMEONE'S overcompensating with this cock ring. 1.1589 0.04434 107 94 9 4
3178 Origami was just not aerobic enough for him 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3179 His diet is going really well. He's cut back to only one donut per day! 1.1589 0.04434 107 94 9 4
3180 All I said was reinvent yourself. 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
3181 He's planning on inventing agriculture next. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3182 ''Sometimes, I almost wonder if telling him not to try to re-invent it was the wrong thing to say''... 1.1589 0.04434 107 94 9 4
3183 Lately, all he talks about is his whole. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3184 He's going to re-invent me next. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3185 He wants to reinvent "reinvention". 1.1589 0.04434 107 94 9 4
3186 Yeah, Granny gained weight, we are re-doing the bathrooms. 1.1589 0.04629 107 95 7 5
3187 He says three more of those and then he's going to reinvent the Hummer. 1.1589 0.04434 107 94 9 4
3188 He is the greatest reinventor of all time. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3189 George thinks he's on to something revolutionary. 1.1589 0.04434 107 94 9 4
3190 You should see what he did with the last square peg. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3191 At least he's not trying to reinvent himself. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3192 Life would be easier, if he didn't spend all his time trying to reinvent the wheel. 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
3193 Five more, and he'll have an oeuvre! 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3194 We only drive Paleo now. 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
3195 ...something about reinventing the wheel. I just told him he needed to get a hobby. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3196 Sorry the donuts are taking so long. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3197 They'll never last. She's an upright torus, and he's an absolute chiseler. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3198 Personally, I prefer paleo diet to paleo exercise. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3199 He can be so inventive, when he puts his mind to it. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3200 I like art that looks old but really isn't. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3201 By day he's mechanic Joe, by night he's my Michelangelo. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3202 I'm afraid to tell him that run-flat tires were already invented. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3203 It keeps him busy, but it will never amount to anything. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3204 He says this one is revolutionary. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3205 By the time David gets on to something, it's usually been got ages ago. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3206 I keep telling him he's reinventing the wheel, but he refuses to listen. 1.1589 0.04434 107 94 9 4
3207 Our Paleo Diet needed some inspiration. 1.1589 0.04434 107 94 9 4
3208 Fred's making the " Life Saver" for the Guggenheim exhibition on "what matters this week" 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3209 Roger has come to accept the Hole as the true meaning of life. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3210 It's like he lives in a different world. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3211 He says the genealogy charts don't lie, so yabba dabba doo. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3212 No offense, but when there is a puzzled novice holding a hammer, who received his construction experience from binge watching HGTV labor day weekend, and a stone wheel inside the house, it's time to admit defeat and hire a professional. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3213 We bought a ton of Nova at Zabars but he can't figure out how to get it in the toaster. 1.1589 0.04629 107 95 7 5
3214 That's his latest re-invention. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3215 He's channeling Fred Flinstone 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3216 He's been watching a lot of instructional videos on YouTube. 1.1589 0.03551 107 90 17 0
3217 Last spring it was "Bagels for Bernie." Now he's reshaping it as "Donuts for Demos." 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3218 He says it's going to replace the cro-nut. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3219 You wouldn't believe what a caveman he can be sometimes. 1.1589 0.03551 107 90 17 0
3220 Dave says "What's a man cave without a real cave man?" 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
3221 I wasn't sure what he meant by a round tuit. But now he's got one. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3222 Every time he decides to fix something around the house he feels like he needs to reinvent the wheel. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3223 He updated Wheel 8.7 and it was all downhill from there. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3224 Stan is so talented. He said he's almost done with something the world has never seen before. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3225 Because he got tired of just contemplating his belly button. 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
3226 I think he misunderstood what I meant when I told him I needed a sculpture for a large spare room. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3227 His reinventions are world-renowned, but I still pay the rent. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3228 He has a 50 buck gambling debt with a Yap islander. 1.1589 0.04629 107 95 7 5
3229 I kept telling him, 'why try to reinvent the wheel', so he decided to call me on it! 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3230 Everyone tells him 'he doesn't need to' ... 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3231 He's reinvented the wheel. But it's still just a wheel. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3232 Frank takes the artistic approach in keeping the Sabbath holey. 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
3233 He wants to open his own artisanal auto parts store. 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
3234 Now we have to change our name from Swensen to Swenson. 1.1574 0.04395 108 95 9 4
3235 He is a bit of a square, Peg. 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
3236 How is he ever going to install that washer? 1.1574 0.04395 108 95 9 4
3237 I've been nagging him for a necklace for years. 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
3238 We're reinventing our relationship. 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
3239 That Paleo Diet has given Mitch a real boost of energy. 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
3240 What can I say, he's like a square peg. 1.1574 0.04395 108 95 9 4
3241 I told him I didn't want to turn coffee and donuts into a big thing. 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
3242 So then he said 'Maybe I am reinventing it, but so what?' 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
3243 We wanted to go vintage. 1.1574 0.03758 108 92 15 1
3244 It's all about the hole. 1.1574 0.04395 108 95 9 4
3245 Herman is a dedicated inventor. His problem is coming up with something new. 1.1524 0.04645 105 94 6 5
3246 He wants to re-invent himself, not the wheel. But it's taking time. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3247 It's his protoype of the self-driving wheel. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3248 He's working on a kickstarter project that's going to make us rich. 1.1524 0.04645 105 94 6 5
3249 He's focusing on things in his wheelhouse. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
3250 I always loved the "caveman" type. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3251 I'm so proud of George, he just invented the wheel. 1.1524 0.04444 105 93 8 4
3252 Don't tell him the hole is ingenious it will just go to his head. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
3253 Henry is fully committed to his paleo diet lifestyle. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
3254 It's not surprising...he still hasn't figured out the square peg round hole thing. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3255 He's taking a bottom-up approach to autonomous vehicles. 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
3256 He says next he's going to either build a better mousetrap or sculpt a big square peg. 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
3257 After years of living together, Bert is finally giving me a ring. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
3258 Howard's always reinventing the wheel. 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
3259 "I suggested 'Cosmic Toroid', but Horace prefers 'Big Donut.' 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3260 Oye vey! He say's it's going to be the next big thing. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3261 I invent the wheel and still I'm ignored 1.1524 0.04444 105 93 8 4
3262 I couldn't resist! It was 'one of a kind' and on final sale on HSN! 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
3263 I keep telling him he doesn't have to reinvent the wheel... 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3264 Like I told you, he always takes things so literally! 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
3265 I'm not sure that reinventing.com is a real website. 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
3266 I didn't know that Bob was a tinkerer. 1.1524 0.04444 105 93 8 4
3267 You should see him tilt at windmills. 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
3268 My Stanley is one of America's foremost reinventors. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
3269 What's Ug doing in there? 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
3270 The worst part is the snickering when he installs the axle. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
3271 This is just his latest reinvention. 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
3272 He thinks the whole "don't reinvent" notion is just a conspiracy cooked up by Big Wheel. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
3273 Our marriage couselor rocks. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
3274 George has been working so hard on his new career as a reinventor. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
3275 I told him he shouldn't have bought that square peg, but he never listens. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3276 I objected to the original title, David Reimagined. He's now calling it, The Wedding Ring. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
3277 Sure Humphrey's broke, but I couldn't resist those chiseled features! 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3278 He thinks he's watching 'Wheel of Fortune'. 1.1524 0.04645 105 94 6 5
3279 I asked Barney for an antique coffee table for our anniversary, but he said to me "Betty, why settle for an antique, when you can get an original, pre-historic one, hand-crafted by me?" 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3280 Oh, you know him, always inventing something. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
3281 I'm worried he's taking this new Paleo diet too far. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3282 Henry is now into paleo D.I.Y. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3283 Well Sadie, it seems Harry has built the wheel. Poor fella, he doesn't know it rolls. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
3284 You never can tell with Marvin. He said three hours ago that he was heading to his workshop. Knowing him he's probably reinventing the wheel or something. 1.1524 0.03524 105 89 16 0
3285 Have you ever known anyone to be as obsessed with Cheerios? 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
3286 Yes, stone age inventor is a thing. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3287 Last week it was fire. Whatevs. 1.1524 0.04645 105 94 6 5
3288 He still hasn't figured out if he will spell Clinton or Donald with it ! 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
3289 I think the class is really paying off. 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
3290 Al Gore's got nothing on George. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3291 Herb's new hobby is reinventing the wheel. 1.1524 0.04444 105 93 8 4
3292 Sculpting isn't really in his wheelhouse. 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
3293 When you think you've invented something, until you check the Internet. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3294 He's determined to patent something 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
3295 It's not like it's sliced bread or anything. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3296 I beg him not to reinvent the wheel all the time. You think he listens....? 1.1524 0.04444 105 93 8 4
3297 Ignore him. He's in his Neanderthal phase. 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
3298 Next he’s going to invent the internal combustion engine. 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
3299 Joe is a very successful re-inventor. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
3300 John is so behind the times. 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
3301 He's convinced there's a fortune to be made in reinventions. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
3302 Bob's been working on reinventing more than just himself. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3303 I like to see him busy. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3304 I keep saying 'Don't reinvent the wheel Gus,' but does he listen? 1.1524 0.04444 105 93 8 4
3305 He got hooked on the Paleo diet, so now he's trying out the Paleo lifestyle... 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3306 He LITERALLY does everything I tell him not to do! 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3307 He's much happier in his wheelhouse. 1.1524 0.03524 105 89 16 0
3308 I KNOW, BUT TO HIM IT'S NEW. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
3309 I told him that's how Picasso started. Next week he's painting me nude!! 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3310 Bruce believes we should move off the grid. 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
3311 Yes. He thinks he can reinvent the wheel. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
3312 He took my request literally! 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
3313 "It keeps him busy. You know, 1.1524 0.04444 105 93 8 4
3314 Stan is worried about becoming obsolete. 1.1524 0.04444 105 93 8 4
3315 He insisted that the wheel does, in fact, need reinventing. 1.1524 0.04444 105 93 8 4
3316 I don't know how we're going to move his sculpture around? 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
3317 Would you like a granite donut? 1.1524 0.04444 105 93 8 4
3318 I have no idea why he's trying to reinvent the donut. 1.1524 0.04444 105 93 8 4
3319 His first invention was fire. 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
3320 He thinks he's reinventing the cronut. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3321 It's a throw back to simpler times. 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
3322 He says, he's "reimagining" it. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
3323 He's currently going through of his 'Flintstones Period.' 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
3324 It's his 'Circular Momentum Facilitation Device'. They turned down his last patent application for the 'Use of Heat to Combine Substances with Oxygen Resulting in Combustion Process.' 1.1524 0.04444 105 93 8 4
3325 It's his homage to urban primal self-indulgence. He calls it the 'Cro-Magnon-nut.' 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3326 Besides that he invented safety-pins, band aides, paperclips and post it notes. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
3327 Did he give you the big O? 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
3328 I'm just glad he's found a hobby. 1.1524 0.03524 105 89 16 0
3329 He wants to reinvent the world, starting with the basics. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3330 Fred's never really moved on. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
3331 His next project is to reinvent the door. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3332 John likes to go back to basics 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
3333 We hope it's not too late to patent this technology 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3334 He's reverse-engineering the wheel. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
3335 He keeps trying to reinvent the doughnut. 1.1524 0.04444 105 93 8 4
3336 'Paul Bunyan's Ring' he calls it. 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
3337 I asked him what he makes as a sculptor. 1.1509 0.04404 106 94 8 4
3338 Frank, mother wants a donut with her coffee. 1.1509 0.04404 106 94 8 4
3339 His idea of a "man cave" is completely backward 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
3340 They both want to reinvent themselves 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
3341 To think it all started when he went Paleo to lose some weight. 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
3342 All of our arguments are circular. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
3343 He also thinks he invented sliced bread last week. It's best to just humor him. 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
3344 Before the diet he only did giant nudes. 1.1509 0.04404 106 94 8 4
3345 Just you wait he says, "Artisan Stone Wheels" are going to be bigger than Pokemon Go. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
3346 He thought he should have a spare. 1.1495 0.03464 107 91 16 0
3347 I told him, Herb, you've got to stop re-inventing the wheel. 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
3348 Oh, it's really quite au courant to bring your own money to Yap. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3349 We might have to downsize the washer for the new sink. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3350 He's waiting for the "patent pending" confirmation. 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
3351 He's trying to reinvent the wheel. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3352 I just pray he doesn't discover Tinder 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
3353 He never tires of reinventing the wheel. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3354 I told him there was no reason to re-invent the wheel, but did he listen to me? 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3355 He likes to take care of the IKEA furniture himself. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3356 Don't tell anyone, I'm having him reinvent the wheel, but without co-op board approval. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3357 Pay no attention to that man behind me in the foyer. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3358 Why thank you! Our therapist thought we needed to create a circle of trust. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3359 He's on the Paleo Diet, you know. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3360 With Larry reinventing the wheel every weekend, he really stays out of my hair. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3361 It's Walters' "new" invention. I just don't have the heart to tell him..." 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3362 He is not quite sure that he got it right 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
3363 He says its going to revolutionize the way we travel. 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
3364 Last week he almost burned the house down with some new invention. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3365 Unfortunately, he thinks it's a better mousetrap. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3366 If you like Fred's artisanal tea, you'll love his bread. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3367 He was sick of being the third wheel. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3368 Something tells me he's not gonna find it. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3369 If he figures this out, maybe he'll think he invented that fireplace I want. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3370 And now my rocket scientist is trying to figure out how to use it. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3371 So I told him, "If we're going to live in a shoe, why not be mobile?" 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3372 Herb likes to think inside the box. And the circle too. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3373 He's been outsourced. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3374 Until now, he'd prided himself on working tirelessly. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3375 He took it really personally when I called him a caveman. 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
3376 It's a tribute to Mick Jagger 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
3377 He says this invention is going to be better than sliced bread. 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
3378 Steve is taking his paleo diet very seriously. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3379 'The noise can get irritating but what can I say? he makes a mint!' 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
3380 His boss told him not to reinvent it. He hates his boss. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3381 I just don't understand why every time he does a home improvement project, he has to begin by re-inventing the wheel. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3382 Ask him to do a little DIY and he acts like he's reinventing the wheel... 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3383 First, Bob reinvented himself. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3384 He told our therapist he wants things to "be like they were before." That's sweet, but I don't see how that's going to happen. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3385 Well, re-inventing himself was a bust, so this is where we are. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3386 He says that grains are paleo if you grind them yourself. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3387 He looked at my "To Do" list, and I told him to start with something basic. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3388 You see, Jeff's been caught up in that "Paleo" fad 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3389 He's got an appointment for some genetic testing. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3390 He hopes to sell it to Dunkin Donuts or to the Police Academy. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3391 He's on the brink of perfecting the wheel. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3392 Ok, ok ma, so it's an art installation called 'Tunneling Out' and, yes, he's an ex-con. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3393 He says it will revolutionize the run flat market. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3394 I commissioned a piece for our anniversary that represents our love. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3395 It's his meditation on humanity and communications in the 21st century. It's called "LOL". 1.1456 0.04660 103 93 5 5
3396 I try to give him as much support as I can, but I feel he just keeps reinventing the wheel. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3397 Beats me. Last thing he said was "If only I could monetize your yapping." 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
3398 Are you in support of moving back to the gold standard? I think we need to go a step further. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3399 He's waiting for the moss to grow> 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
3400 He's certain the new model will get up and down the hill faster. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3401 Mike's not reinventing the wheel...he's sculpting a donut. 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
3402 That should keep him occupied. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3403 Ted fancies himself the Jeff Koons of the caveman set. 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
3404 Now to make it smaller. And softer. And more like a donut. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3405 John is his own worst critic when it comes to reinventing the wheel. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3406 I told him not to go reinventing the wheel, but he insists. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3407 Yeah, he's finished another one. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3408 Retirement has been great for Bill -- he's completely reinvented himself. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3409 He's been studying the prototype for years. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3410 He's taking this paleo thing too far. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3411 My boss asked if the new project was in my wheelhouse. I told him, 'You will definitely find the wheel in my house.' 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3412 I don't know what he's doing. Probably, a whole lot of nothing as usual. Last week I told him he had zero talent. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3413 He's building a sustainable car with all natural materials. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3414 Just be glad that your husband is still on the South Beach Diet. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3415 Clem's not reinventing the wheel; he's reenacting his failed escape from Sing Sing. 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
3416 I said the engagement ring should reflect the size of his ego. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3417 ... and now he says he's going to reinvent himself. 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
3418 He's working on a piece called, A Hole Lot of Fun. 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
3419 We make money the old-fashioned way 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3420 I told him it was invented 7,000 years ago but he says he can improve it. 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
3421 He was a just an ordinary cop, sitting in a donut shop one day, when his creative juices started flowing. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3422 My husband is a prehistoric sculptor. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3423 His new movement? Reinventionism. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3424 I've told him, no rock and roll in the house. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3425 Oh that's just Arthur reinventing the wheel. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3426 He's in there all day. He acts like he's re-inventing the wheel or something.... 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
3427 Unfortunately, he's a perfectionist. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3428 Norm finally found the elusive "round tuit" 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3429 With this plumber's prices, you'd think he's reinventing the wheel. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3430 He's been trying to reinvent the wheel for seventeen years now. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3431 He's auditioning for a BC rerun 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
3432 Would you care for a doughnut? 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3433 His two favorite movies are "Monster Trucks" and "Caveman." 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
3434 He's still trying to figure out how to get a round object through a square 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3435 I can't wait 'til "Antiques Roadshow" gets out of town. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3436 Donut even speak about that. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3437 He said he wanted a man cave with an entrance which I wouldn't dare go through. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3438 Nobody will read this entry, so... FART FART FART FART 1.1456 0.05052 103 95 1 7
3439 I'm a little worried about the quality of the home services around here with ITT Tech closing. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3440 He started out on the paleo diet. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3441 He's not a sculptor, he's an inventor. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3442 He doesn't know it yet but it's our new coffee table! 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
3443 He just keeps reinventing the wheel. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3444 Ronald's imaginary friend is a major lifesaver. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3445 After his success with fire, he has moved on to his next big invention. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3446 It's simple, He cuts out everything that's not a bagel. 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
3447 He's becoming a real millstone around my neck. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3448 He said something about reinventing the wheel. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3449 Seymour is giving new meaning to rock and roll. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3450 He is always behind times when it comes to his inventions. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3451 He thinks it'll be the next big thing. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3452 He has been trying to think of a finishing touch. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3453 Excuse me, Ma'am, but where's your G-spot? 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3454 He fashions himself a reinventor. 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
3455 He's still working on his legacy. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3456 The renovation is truly coming full circle. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3457 He's planning to show those Williamsburg hipsters on penny-farthings what true irony really looks like. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3458 Yes we built the house around the wheel! 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
3459 I am not worried, my Howie is a master of reinvention. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3460 Only a square would waste time on a round hole. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3461 Well, this one's more promising then when he 're-invented' fire... 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3462 Most of his work turns out as nothing. 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
3463 I told Doug to stop trying to reinvent the wheel, but apparently he can't even do that. 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
3464 He tries. 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
3465 We'll ma'am, it appears that you have a case of outdated technology. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3466 His work is squarely grounded in the "New Primitive" movement in sculpture. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3467 I just can't figure out why he wants a rolling stone? 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3468 As part of the divorce settlement, we get joint custody of the millstone. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3469 I think i'm gonna need more than just a hammer, Dianne. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3470 He wants the wedding ring to be a surprise 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3471 He's trying to think of a vowel. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3472 We just moved everything to an offshore account on the island of Yap. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3473 He's focusing on creating his wheel of fortune. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3474 No, not a new hobby. We have agreed not to talk about sex. He has found it difficult and has resorted to iconography. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3475 He works for Jeff Koons. He's sculpting a donut. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3476 He's on a re-invention kick. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3477 This paleo diet has gone to his head! 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3478 Our new room mate had been a lifesaver. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3479 Sometimes I wonder what rolls around in his head? 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3480 He thinks he has found the secret to the "Big O". 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3481 I told the decorator just stick with what you know. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3482 Mason used to work at a tire manufacturer, but he's trying to reinvent himself. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3483 I already told him his thinking is circular. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3484 It's like he has to re-invent everything. Everything! 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3485 It's my fault. I told him you don't have to reinvent the wheel. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3486 He says he is working on a revolutionary invention! 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
3487 He's now geared his efforts towards portion control. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3488 It started out to be our wedding ring 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3489 He's constantly trying to reinvent things. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3490 The paleo diet really seems to have had an impact on him! 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3491 I have a delivery for, Rosetta Stone. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3492 He will do anything to get out of trash night... 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3493 Henry,s inventions are always a little behind the times. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3494 I know Jerry's inventions don't usually work out, but he says he's really onto something this time. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3495 Is it true you married a big wheel? 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3496 We prefer to think of it as "reëngineering." 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3497 He was so crushed when he found out he had re-invented the lightbulb that I just don't have the heart to break it to him. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3498 He says he's working up to reinventing himself. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3499 He was confused when I told him our marriage was like trying to fit a square peg in a round hole. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3500 I told him to go screw himself. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3501 He says he wants to give it to me tonight in the foyer. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3502 last week he nearly burnt the house down, so at least he's making progress 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3503 He's planning to run it on a paleolithium battery. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3504 Oh him? He's just re-inventing the wheel. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3505 He wants to get his fixture on the cover of The Rolling Stone. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3506 That's the last time I tell him can do anything if really believes in himself. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3507 It's another for his series,"Great Inventions of All Time". 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3508 Keeping this place dusted is impossible. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3509 He's working on the next big thing. 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
3510 Should I tell him the wheel has already been invented? 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3511 Of course, if this Micronesian counterfeiting scheme doesn't pan out, there's always law school. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3512 I told him, "day old bagels are nearly impossible to slice!" 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
3513 He could have gone the pop route, but he prefers classical mechanics. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3514 He's decided to call it "The Wheel". Now he has to figure out what it's useful for. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3515 We've been doing the paleolithic diet. Jim's really gotten into it. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3516 My husband, Mr. Wheel, the man who thinks his crazy inventions will make his name live forever. 1.1456 0.04660 103 93 5 5
3517 Reinventing the wheel?,No,No its his IQ. 1.1456 0.04660 103 93 5 5
3518 He doesn't know whether to call it a wheel or doughnut 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3519 Don't you think life takes you full circle. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3520 I tell him not to do something, then I get all this free time. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3521 Harold claims he's really invented something this time 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
3522 Well, you have to start somewhere. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3523 I told him he'd never be ready for the Olympics. 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
3524 He wants to retire to Wheeling, West Virginia. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3525 He's been working on it for weeks. He says it is going to change the world forever, but I wish he would just go back to his job in astrophysics. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3526 Barney's been hinting that he'd like a man cave. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3527 It's from his great generals collection, he calls it "Stonewheel Jackson". 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3528 Larry's tax returns this year are housemade and artisanal. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3529 I hate discouraging him from pursuing his dream, but I'm not sure the inventor thing is going to pan out. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3530 Don't mind the noise Edith, Ned is almost done reinventing the wheel again. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3531 *Frank just started the Paleo Diet." 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3532 Invention and conversation are just a doorway away 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3533 The marriage is doing okay...Jeff just thinks he can do everything better than anyone else. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3534 Just in case you didn't think the new car already screams 'mid-life crisis'. 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
3535 He says he's going to reinvent the Cheerio. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3536 He's been in his mancave so long, he can't keep up with the new technology! 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3537 He says he's re-inventing the wheel, but ironically. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3538 It was to be a surprise for his birthday. Now I'm afraid to tell him about the "M" or "G" still in crates. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3539 Well, my Arnold is a re-inventor. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3540 It's like he's looking in the mirror. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3541 That's one hell of a stale Cheerio 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
3542 Honey,I'm sure your original invention will change the world! 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3543 Yes, he seems to be unaware that someone did this back in the late Neolithic era. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3544 I told him over and over again "no need to reinvent the wheel." 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3545 So then I said to him, " I mean, it's not like you're trying to re-invent the wheel, or anything..." 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3546 I hate to tell him that someone else already invented it. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3547 He says he's in there re-inventing something. 1.1456 0.04660 103 93 5 5
3548 First it was solar power. Now this. 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
3549 He's letting me decide what to call it. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3550 What's taking so long with my doughnut? 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
3551 He's starting a home-based MRI scanning business. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3552 He's revisiting his primitive period. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3553 He says he is reinventing the donut. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3554 They said his mousetrap WAS better, so he figured: What the hell? 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
3555 He's still trying to figure it out. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3556 He thinks he can re-invent the doughnut. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
3557 George is really excited about his new rediscovery. 1.1442 0.04410 104 93 7 4
3558 He fancies himself an amateur reinventor. 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
3559 Don's really got this reinventing thing down this time. 1.1442 0.04410 104 93 7 4
3560 He calls it 'The Doughnut'. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
3561 So I told him if he wants to act like a caveman he might as well commit to the role! 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
3562 I just don't know what he's doing in there. I told him, it's not like he has to reinvent the wheel. 1.1442 0.03462 104 89 15 0
3563 We're making progress with marriage counseling. 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
3564 I didn't know calling a husband Neanderthal a thousand times turns him into one 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
3565 My husband is a re-inventor. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
3566 He thinks he's invented the wheel. Need I say more? 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
3567 Oh, he's always trying to reinvent the wheel. 1.1442 0.04410 104 93 7 4
3568 I told him not to reinvent the wheel but he won't listen 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
3569 he's working on a new bracelet for iris apfel 1.1442 0.04617 104 94 5 5
3570 You know Hank, always reinventing the wheel. 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
3571 You know what they're gonna call the center if it's perfect. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
3572 No, I'd say he's a re-inventor. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
3573 He says the rock can't fake it. 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
3574 Oh, and just wait 'til you read his screenplay... It's called, "Boy meets girl." 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
3575 It's been a tough year, his job just takes him in circles. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3576 Did you know that Harry invented the wheel? 1.1373 0.04415 102 92 6 4
3577 He considers himself a ,"retro", inventor. 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
3578 Harold is out to prove that anyone could have invented the wheel. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3579 Letting him think he invented it helps him evolve. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
3580 He thinks there room for improvement. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
3581 I'm hoping he'll get to soap next. 1.1373 0.03424 102 88 14 0
3582 His boss dared him to come up with something original. 1.1373 0.03424 102 88 14 0
3583 I hate to break his heart, he really thinks he has invented the wheel. 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
3584 I am beginning to think that his obsession with the Paleo Diet wasn't so bad after all. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
3585 He tells me he gets inspired while lying in bed. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3586 I bought a 'Sculptor for a Day' deal on the internet! 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3587 It's the thought that counts. 1.1373 0.03424 102 88 14 0
3588 Brian calls it "Medicare Part D". 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3589 He still can't figure out what to do with the donut holes. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3590 Doughnut or bagel? 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
3591 He told me he was working on a book, but I guess he meant "BOOK". 1.1373 0.03424 102 88 14 0
3592 He claims when he's done with this project that Okeechobee should become Florida's biggest tourist destination. 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
3593 He heard that it's manly to restore vintage wheels. 1.1373 0.03424 102 88 14 0
3594 I decided to commission a sculpture rather than a portrait, to capture my multi - dimensional essence. 1.1373 0.04415 102 92 6 4
3595 Sometimes Bill takes Throwback Thursdays a little too seriously. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
3596 It's just Bob trying trying to reinvent the wheel. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3597 Your feelings of inadequacy are totally warranted. 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
3598 Then he told me he had to fulfil this primal urge thing. I had no idea that he wanted to reinvent the wheel! 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3599 Now that 'tech' allows Tom to work remotely... 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
3600 At least he's here on time. 1.1373 0.03424 102 88 14 0
3601 His potential for success is a big fat zero. 1.1373 0.04415 102 92 6 4
3602 Jim’s around here somewhere. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3603 Since he got a hobby, our marriage has really come full circle. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
3604 Infuriating! Always leaves the toilet seat up! 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3605 He's working on a solution to fill the donut hole. 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
3606 A completely gluten free doughnut... 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3607 He's a real do-it-yourselfer. 1.1373 0.04415 102 92 6 4
3608 Please don't tell him it's already been invented. 1.1373 0.04415 102 92 6 4
3609 It's Harold's new hobby. He's acting like he INVENTED the wheel! 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3610 Yes, I've been going through a bit of a bundt cake phase. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
3611 My husband rarely relies on the work of others. 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
3612 I invented it. Now he's trying to figure out some use for it. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
3613 Every project, he acts like he's reinventing the wheel. 1.1373 0.03424 102 88 14 0
3614 Your blind date just rolled in. 1.1373 0.04415 102 92 6 4
3615 Jim's an idolator, and nothing is sacred. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
3616 I remember my first cup of coffee. 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
3617 He's been in there for hours. He says he's trying to reinvent the wheel. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3618 I told him we don't have to re-invent the wheel. So now he's blown the last four Sundays working on that thing. I should have listened to Mother. Anyway how are things with you and Sam? 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
3619 I told him to make me something cheery 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
3620 It's a new form of Man Cave. 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
3621 He only really loves his morning cereal. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3622 I like the shop teacher but he's sorta old school. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
3623 He came to fix the dishwasher and never left. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3624 Fred is honing up on his skills to reenter the job market. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
3625 Sorry about the noise; we finally got someone over to solve our Big O problem. 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
3626 Tom says he's building our next car from scratch. 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
3627 I worried he's taking this paleo diet too seriously. 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
3628 He insisted the online course was the way to go. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
3629 It's supposed to be a subtle statement about our sex life. 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
3630 He's working on his self image. 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
3631 Don't be so negative. Think of the rubber tree forests 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3632 I hope you’re fine with splitting the donut? 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3633 Right, that's the table sorted, now to find some knights 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3634 Says he's working on an "unbelievably huge, I mean a really unbelievably huge invention" 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
3635 Oh Yes! We're honoring Oprah's 30th Anniversary this year in a very special way. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3636 It's his impression of a spare tire. It's what he does in his spare time. 1.1373 0.03424 102 88 14 0
3637 He's been excited about it all week. Something about a "big artistic breakthrough." 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
3638 The dining table is reclaimed Mesopotamian stone. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
3639 His challenge is to avoid re-inventing the wheel. 1.1373 0.04415 102 92 6 4
3640 I tried to tell him not to reinvent the wheel. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
3641 He's reinventing the wheel. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
3642 I kept telling him to add disc brakes, but he never listens to me. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
3643 I did it: I finally invented the zero! 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3644 My husband always tries to reinvent the wheel. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3645 As he aged, the shock of Roland's cubist art also dulled. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3646 He only takes work that he can take with him. 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
3647 He says I don't understand. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3648 Malcolm has really embraced Primal Art Therapy. He's discovered his inner being and I'm not saying a word! 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
3649 The donuts might take a while. 1.1373 0.04415 102 92 6 4
3650 Dave's always trying to reinvent the wheel. 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
3651 He says it symbolizes the support I've provided him and his new hobby. 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
3652 Our relationship just isn't going anywhere. He keeps reinventing the wheel. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3653 He hopes to sell it to Oprah so he can buy a Tesla. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3654 He's not the quickest plumber, but you can't beat his rates. And he works weekends. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
3655 He invented it; now he has to figure out what to do with it. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
3656 They don't take Amex on Yap. 1.1373 0.04415 102 92 6 4
3657 I told him he needed to improve on the basics. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
3658 Maurice is ironically re-inventing the wheel. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3659 He says it’s the letter ‘O’, but I think it’s just a big zero. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3660 He's calling it 'Ode to Cronut'. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
3661 I told you it's wheely big. 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
3662 I know, even his friends call him a chizler. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3663 He re-invented the wheel. He just shouldn't have done it inside... 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
3664 My husband is a great inventor, but I feel like he was born a few hundred years to late. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
3665 I think our donut is ready. 1.1373 0.04415 102 92 6 4
3666 I've told him - no point reinventing the wheel. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3667 He actually believes he reinvented it. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3668 He's convinced central banks are returning to the Stone Standard. 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
3669 He doesn't want me to see it until it's finished, but , he's making something that shows how much he loves me. 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
3670 It's his latest project. He's reinventing the wheel 1.1373 0.03424 102 88 14 0
3671 He heard Elon Musk say "first principles" and it was off to the races. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3672 I think he misheard me when I said it was starting to look like a "man cave." 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3673 It has possibilities, but his real hope is for his idea for a machine that slices bread! 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
3674 That's my Fred-Always trying to reinvent the wheel. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3675 He was always a cheap chiseler until he spent a bunch on that Big Rock! 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
3676 John is so useless on home improvement projects. He always has to re-invent the wheel 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3677 He calls it "the Wheel." 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
3678 I keep telling him if he wants to develop, he needs to reinvent himself. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3679 Reinventing the wheel keeps him busy. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
3680 We plan to retire to Yap, as soon as Harry has made enough money. 1.1373 0.04415 102 92 6 4
3681 Frank claims the wheel, me, separate vacations are the greatest invention. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
3682 His shrink told him having a successful marriage is like reinventing the wheel 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
3683 I told him it was already patented. 1.1373 0.03424 102 88 14 0
3684 He's trying to improve upon an old idea. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3685 Charlie promised me a big "O" tonight like he heard us talking about in book group! 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3686 He's trying his hand at re-inventing. 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
3687 Dave don't eat that, that is not a donut. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3688 Harold is finding deep aesthetic meaning from the simple tune '' The wheels on the bus go round and round''. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3689 There goes Harry, always trying to reinvent the wheel. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3690 It just rolled up on him. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3691 We've finally saved up enough for that trip to Yap. 1.1373 0.04415 102 92 6 4
3692 He's an engineer; so he wanted to do a sculpture he could move around by himself. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3693 Well, I said 'if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it' and this is what I get. 1.1373 0.04629 102 93 4 5
3694 We go around and around on where he should be working on it. 1.1373 0.03424 102 88 14 0
3695 He's returning to his minimalist phase. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
3696 Would you like an "O" with your "T"? 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
3697 He thinks he's the new Judy Chicago. 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
3698 He's always wanted to reinvent the wheel. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3699 He's working on my big O 1.1373 0.04415 102 92 6 4
3700 Retirement has inspired his creative side 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
3701 I told him he didn't have to re-invent the wheel, but he did it anyway. 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
3702 Bitcoin? No, we're into Rai stones now. 1.1373 0.04415 102 92 6 4
3703 He just doesn't get out much. 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
3704 He won't say so, but I think he now regrets agreeing to become Sculptor Laureate of the Police Dept. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
3705 Al's really big on revision. 1.1373 0.03424 102 88 14 0
3706 My husband, the reinventor. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3707 They told him it was a great invention and they can help market it. 1.1373 0.03424 102 88 14 0
3708 He's been reinventing the wheel since we got married. 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
3709 The paleo lifestyle really suits us. 1.1359 0.04150 103 92 8 3
3710 It keeps him out of my hair. 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
3711 Let me see what's taking so long with those bagels. 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
3712 "I said, "Honey, that's what happens when you try to re-invent the wheel"". 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
3713 Well, I'm drawing the line at the cave idea 1.1359 0.03393 103 89 14 0
3714 I can hear you two talking about me, and I'm not in here just 'spinning my wheels.' 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
3715 Please. He's more of a 're-inventor'. 1.1359 0.03393 103 89 14 0
3716 Now he just needs to figure out where to put his nose. 1.1359 0.04586 103 94 4 5
3717 Yesterday he mansplained mansplaing to me. 1.1359 0.04374 103 93 6 4
3718 It's how he gets in the mood to tweet. 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
3719 I can see that I need this like I need a hole in the head. 1.1359 0.04150 103 92 8 3
3720 He's working on his tunnel vision 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
3721 I've never understood the obsession with classic cars. 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
3722 I think it would be stronger with a sugar glaze and sprinkles. 1.1359 0.03393 103 89 14 0
3723 I dont know...something about NorthKorea. 1.1359 0.04150 103 92 8 3
3724 ....and later, he's moving his man-cave to the garage. 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
3725 Next week he'll re-invent penicillin. 1.1359 0.04586 103 94 4 5
3726 He insists on having a home studio for his neo-neanderthal impressionistic wheel sculptures. Whiles working on his hyper-paleolithic fire pieces, his last studio went up in smoke. 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
3727 Jon's therapist suggested he try art therapy. 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
3728 The problem is they're both a little out of round. 1.1359 0.04374 103 93 6 4
3729 He said something about being inspired by Homer Simpson. 1.1359 0.04150 103 92 8 3
3730 I hate to tell him it's already been done to death. 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
3731 He's calling it a stone-nut... 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
3732 I said I had a spare room. 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
3733 I don't think this concept will go anywhere 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
3734 He's really into reinventing things these days. 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
3735 It all began when I told him he didn't need to reinvent the wheel. 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
3736 So I said, 'I want to buy a vowel.' He said, 'Oh?' I said, 'Okay.' He said, 'Hard or soft?' I said, 'Hard, I guess.' Because hard is harder than soft. Right? 1.1346 0.04112 104 93 8 3
3737 He's not so well informed or educated, but he's so creative! 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
3738 All that work and nothing to show for it! 1.1346 0.04112 104 93 8 3
3739 Professor Wilkins will present your final grade in just a few moments. 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
3740 He persists with this ring cycle thing even though everyone tells him he is just reinventing the wheel. 1.1333 0.04075 105 94 8 3
3741 Did I tell you Charlie bought a donut shop on 42nd street? 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3742 To me it says, 'Do I need to reinvent myself?' 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3743 It's his inspired homage to the Cronut; awesomely entitled - wait for it, this is simply amazing - the "Cro-magnon-nut". 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3744 This handyman was brought to you by the letter "O". 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3745 Once he gets the lumps off of it, he taking it to ANTIQUES ROADSHOW 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3746 Betty,what do you think of my new phalic etching? I'd like to see Jerry top that! 1.1300 0.04416 100 91 5 4
3747 Don is always reinventing the wheel. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3748 I know Mike's got a knack for doing things the old fashioned way, but I don't understand why he doesn't just take the car to the shop. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3749 He discovered the Paleolithic diet- God knows what's next. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3750 It's an overlooked career in the STEM field. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3751 More Ovaltine? 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3752 Next, he will apply for a patent. 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
3753 He says next week he'll do the radio or lightbulb. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3754 He's convinced it's his greatest invention. The Mayans bowed out because they see no way of monetizing it. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3755 He always muttering about self-driving something or other. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3756 Our counselor said don't reinvent the wheel, just get back to the basics. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3757 Our relationship just goes round and round. If I say bagel, he says donut. 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
3758 Since he was laid off, he thinks he's an inventor. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3759 I found his passion for inventing things irresistible. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3760 Somehow he always ends up reinventing the wheel. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3761 He’s going to audition for So You Think You Can Reinvent. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3762 He says he's in his eneolithic period. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3763 Next he's going to re-invent the Pyramids. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3764 He's the yin to my yang. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3765 Honey, how exactly do I serve your Baumkuchen to your friends? 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3766 He wants to re-invent the wheel, but he's stymied. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3767 So he -re-invented the wheel. Big deal 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3768 He thinks this "wheel" he's invented is the best thing since sliced bread. 1.1300 0.03380 100 87 13 0
3769 I told him, "don't reinvent the wheel." "I didn't" he says. "It's called a Schmeel." 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3770 But if MOMA won't buy it, we can always retire to the Yap Islands 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3771 He wore out his old millstone 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3772 He's dying to show everyone his new invention. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3773 He's into reinvention. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3774 Next weekend he's painting his mancave. 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
3775 I hate when he goes through his caveman stage. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3776 Sometimes I feel men still live in the stone age. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3777 Our new watchwords are simplicity and sustainability. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3778 He insists it's non-functional. A penny for your thoughts? 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3779 He's reinventing the doughnut. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3780 He's been trying to get in touch with his Mayan heritage. 1.1300 0.03380 100 87 13 0
3781 He's trying to disrupt the "Re-inventing the Wheel" market. 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
3782 Why reinvent the donut? 1.1300 0.03380 100 87 13 0
3783 Oh, I have great control with my diet. I limit myself to one doughnut per year. 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
3784 Kevin will be in presently, he's making us a hearty breakfast. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3785 It's a piece for Tim Hortons. 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
3786 It was his specialty as a congressional staffer. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3787 He thinks he's building a better mouse trap, but to me it feels like he's just reinventing the wheel. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3788 He adores reinventing. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3789 Will he be spelling all of George Carlin's seven words? 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
3790 He's thinking about cutting it in half so he can apply for a patent! 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3791 John's been getting into the prehistoric movement. 1.1300 0.03380 100 87 13 0
3792 This cronut thing is getting out of hand. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3793 He's trying to reinvent the wheel...again. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3794 Apparently it's a new part of this Paleo diet thing he's doing. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3795 Herbert has moved on from reinventing himself. 1.1300 0.03380 100 87 13 0
3796 Oy, always reinventing the wheel that one... 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3797 It's not perfect yet, but it's leaps above his last invention: fire. 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
3798 I decided not to tell him that someone has already invented the wheel. 1.1300 0.04416 100 91 5 4
3799 These two chairs are uncomfortably situated. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3800 Since his retirement, Bob has been reinventing things. 1.1300 0.03380 100 87 13 0
3801 ...and next week I'm going to try to make biscuits. 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
3802 He calls it his 'Chordless Stone.' 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3803 Yeah, I got it on sale. I'm not sure where he's going to put it. 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
3804 He's working on his next big statue: The Tinkler. 1.1300 0.04416 100 91 5 4
3805 He never has been one to follow proverbial sayings. 1.1300 0.03380 100 87 13 0
3806 That's George once more entering the invention of the month contest. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3807 This isn't what I meant when I told him that healthy living goes beyond his paleo diet. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3808 He always thinks he is reinventing the wheel. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3809 Good for her. My Jack has decided not to enter the science fair this year. 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
3810 He actually has reinvented the wheel. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3811 Jim's busy working on his car. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3812 I told us you I married a big nut. 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
3813 Frank is all about reinvention these days. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3814 So he reinvented it. I'm no telling him. 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
3815 Oh yes! Viktor's always trying to build the 'next big thing.' 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3816 It's our Yap retirement fund. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3817 Sorry about the banging. He's reinventing again. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3818 When he first quit his job to follow his passion, I was supportive. But, for the last six months, all he's done is reinvent things. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3819 It's a commission from Daniel Dunkin,, the guy who started Dunkin' Donuts. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3820 I just wish he would stop reinventing the wheel. 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
3821 Claude is a reinventor. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3822 It's his spare time. 1.1300 0.03380 100 87 13 0
3823 Thag, sweetheart, could you whip us up some fire or something and warm up our drinks? 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3824 I think auto-suggestion therapy is exactly the right starting point. 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
3825 I told him to work it out himself. 1.1300 0.03380 100 87 13 0
3826 Well, he tried, but it is the same old wheel. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3827 That's the last time we take separate vacations. 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
3828 Henry said he was just running to buy some nuts and bolts, but I guess he bought us a brand new washer too! 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
3829 He read about this Cheese Wheel Rolling competition they have in England 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
3830 Dont mind him; he's he's in a mood to re-invent. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3831 He calls himself The Reinventor. 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
3832 You know my husband, he just loves reinventing the wheel. 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
3833 He thinks he can re-invent the wheel in his man cave. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3834 Does he really think he can reinvent the wheel? 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3835 Don't laugh, but he rode his bicycle to buy the chisel. 1.1300 0.04416 100 91 5 4
3836 We've gone round and round about this and he still wants to reinvent the wheel. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3837 And I thought cronuts were the next big thing. 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
3838 Have you tried venturing outside of your wheelhouse? 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3839 No, the backyard chicken coop didn't work out. Now we're into artisanal tires. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3840 Mike's on to something. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3841 Don't worry mom, he said he has big plans for our future. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3842 Wait 'till he sees the other part! 1.1300 0.03380 100 87 13 0
3843 He thought he was being so creative... 1.1300 0.04416 100 91 5 4
3844 He's reinventing the man cave. 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
3845 He can't see the donut for the hole. 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
3846 On the other hand, he did study reinventing in college. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3847 No Mother, Tom has never clubbed or drug me by my hair to see his latest creation in his man cave. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3848 He's building a wishing well. It should be ready by Tuesday, November 8." "That's as good as anything else, I guess. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3849 He's a re-inventer. Last week it was a spear. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3850 Oh No, he's definitely not the alpha male type. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3851 He's been at it for weeks. Another one of his cockamamie ideas that won't amount to anything. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3852 The basalt really ties the room together. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3853 He's been working on it ever since since Ancestor.com said the inventor is his ancestor. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3854 He's been in there for hours trying to reinvent it. 1.1300 0.03380 100 87 13 0
3855 He says he's trying to reinvent himself. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3856 He's working on an APP that will change everything 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3857 He takes Vision Zero too literally 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3858 His little projects always end up taking so much longer than he expected. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3859 Every day since, he has been trying to reinvent the wheel, its a vicious circle. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3860 It's for his monster truck...T-Rex. 1.1300 0.04416 100 91 5 4
3861 It's a perfect counterfeit- but shipping them to the Yap Islands really cuts into the profit... 1.1300 0.03380 100 87 13 0
3862 Just ignore him, he is going through a cliche hipster phase. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3863 He's determined to reinvent the wheel. 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
3864 Fire, lever, electricity....you name it, he's claimed he invented it 1.1300 0.04416 100 91 5 4
3865 I stupidly took him to a George Rickey exhibit when we were in DC... 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
3866 The doctor told Dave he could eat one cookie per day and still lose weight so I am not sure what went wrong with his diet! 1.1300 0.04416 100 91 5 4
3867 The BFG spilled his cereal again. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3868 What can I say....some people DO want to reinvent the wheel. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3869 We're lucky that he hasn't reinvented the axle yet. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3870 He takes the term "man cave" literally. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3871 He likes to think of himself as a reinventor. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3872 His latest thing is reinventing. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3873 He calls it a work in progress. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3874 The Hulk should never try to put together IKEA when he's angry 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3875 His doctor suggested he reinvent himself. 1.1300 0.03380 100 87 13 0
3876 Oh that's just Bill, he works out of his home office. He's a reinventor. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3877 Frank is reinventing the wheel. 1.1287 0.03896 101 90 9 2
3878 Mr Eco-friendly here cut it out with a high octane thermal lance. 1.1287 0.03896 101 90 9 2
3879 He stares at it and I'm saved the nightly interruption. More tea? 1.1287 0.03632 101 89 11 1
3880 He's working on reinventing himself. 1.1275 0.03599 102 90 11 1
3881 He thinks he's a big wheel. 1.1250 0.03789 104 93 9 2
3882 He much happier now that he's in his wheelhouse. 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
3883 His friend Fred Flintstone gave him the idea. 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
3884 An oversized LifeSaver raises so many unintended questions. 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
3885 He's filled up the garage and the basement with them and now he's making them here. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3886 He absolutely insists on an artisanal, gluten-free spare tire. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3887 I told him not to reinvent it, but he swears that his version is novel! 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3888 I hate my architect. He acts as if he's reinventing the wheel. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3889 He's trying to reinvent the doughnut. 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
3890 He can't decide if it will be a plain or sugar coated donut. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3891 When Armando had the studio we never saw each other. Now he still doesn't see me but I do see quite a lot of him. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3892 It is a compatible relationship with him. They are both tired all the time. 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
3893 He's just redecorating the dining room, not reinventing the wheel. 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
3894 Phil was wrong in thinking that the success of the Star Wars sequels showed that there would be widespread acclamation for his re-invention of the wheel. 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
3895 He stared wistfully at the giant stone wheel as his wife discussed the finer points of aquatic dancing with her childhood friend, Celeste. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3896 He hopes I'm impressed that he finally made big wheel. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3897 It's true, my husband is a big wheel. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3898 Leave it to men to reinvent the wheel. 1.1224 0.04415 98 90 4 4
3899 I'm worried he's taking the paleo diet to another level. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3900 I told him I like donuts. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3901 He always insists on reinventing the wheel. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3902 He told me he order a square peg. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3903 Actually, I told him it would be nice if he were more sculpted. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3904 I love him -- so can you tell him the wheel has already been invented? 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
3905 He has been diagnosed with OPD/Obsessive Paleo Disorder 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
3906 My husband is reinventing the wheel. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3907 He's constantly trying to reinvent the wheel 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3908 Oh, he is in awe of himself! 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3909 He's simply mad about Lifesavers. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3910 So I said, 'Just break down and research it to find the right size square peg.' 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3911 He insists on trying to reinvent things. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3912 haha ohhh no, no, no. Don't you worry, it will be "his" idea to get rid of it. 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
3913 He's reinventing the cyclotron. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3914 I can't seem to convince him it's already been invented. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3915 Come on, Melania! As his current wife, don't you view that 'big wheel' next door as portraying Donald as 'CHISELER IN CHIEF'? 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3916 If nothing else, Frank is a superb reinventor. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3917 He thinks he invented it, but don't tell him. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3918 But this one's a generic. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3919 He came up with the brilliant idea while having coffee and doughnuts about ten years ago . 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3920 He is inventing the wheel again. 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
3921 It's his prototype for a family size bagel. 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
3922 He's got this strong urge to reinvent the wheel. 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
3923 He heard me say I want a "wheel chiseled" instead of a real chiseled man . 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3924 Don't mind him. He says he's an inventor. 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
3925 James is not trying to reinvent the wheel, just realign it. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3926 He's reinventing himself as a genius. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3927 What's it like being married to a re-inventor? 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3928 His art is influenced by early cavemen - you know, the Flintstones. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3929 And then he accused me of re-inventing the wheel... 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3930 He's trying to address his Medicare donut hole. 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
3931 My husband thinks he's always reinventing the wheel. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3932 He wanted to call it a "hole in one", but his troglodyte golfing friends insisted on "wheel". 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
3933 In Yap, he'd be King. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3934 He's toast if he doesn't get it right. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3935 Sally, would Marie Kondo let you keep the world's largest cronut? 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3936 Well, once he couldn't reinvent himself.... 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3937 His therapist said he needed to take his ego down a notch. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3938 He's always re-inventing himself. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3939 He's so contrary. What if I'd said, 'Stop trying to reinvent fire?' 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3940 I keep telling him that he is recreating the wheel. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3941 He's pining for the 'good old days'. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3942 He's just so clever, I always wonder what he'll reinvent next! 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
3943 Herman is always re-inventing something. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3944 He thinks he can beat Tesla with his Autowheel. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3945 It's been a year now, and he's still convinced he can fit in that round peg of his. 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
3946 Not cro-nut, cro-magnon-nut 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3947 I bet him a cruise that it won't fit in our pool. 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
3948 Darling, make yourself useful and fetch us the biscuits. 1.1224 0.04415 98 90 4 4
3949 His life's work. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3950 Bob is preparing for our vacation to Yap. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3951 Harold is always re-inventing things. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3952 My genius thinks he has invented the life saver. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3953 This is no cup of tea 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3954 My ex still sends me kisses... 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
3955 We're planning a trip to Yap and need a little mad money. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3956 He's unhappy with his usual artisanal bread supplier. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3957 As a conceptualist, Andre's so last millennia. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3958 My husband is an inventor. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3959 He's attempting a work of art depicting his personality 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3960 Go easy on him but don't get us a patent agent. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3961 Haven't seen him for a week. You'd think he was trying to reinvent the wheel! 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3962 His donut fetish has gone too far. 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
3963 He believes in re-invention not re-incarnation. 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
3964 He calls it a reinvention. I call it dreck. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3965 Sam was moved to the Yap currency desk last week. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3966 Fred's re-inventing himself. 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
3967 He always thinks he knows better than the experts. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3968 Sorry for the noise, Gladys. You know Bill--he's working on another one of his crazy reinventions. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3969 Fred's convinced you can't really call it a Cheerio without the hole. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3970 My husband's been staring at that wheel for inspiration for months. He stops only for two things: football and dinner. 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
3971 You said yours is still on fire? 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3972 Honey, Mary wants to know if you've reinvented anything lately. 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
3973 Oh, his boss said, "Don't." He just didn't hear it. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3974 He claims he is going to reinvent the wheel. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3975 You know Harold, always tweeking his new inventions. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3976 I'll say it is. 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
3977 It's his first project for Reinventors Anonymous. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3978 I should have never called him a real chiseler. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3979 As long as he keeps it in his man cave, I don't care what he does. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3980 He's been working on that novel for years. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3981 Bob has completely reinvented himself. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3982 he's back int Rock and roll again 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
3983 My husband's always reinventing the wheel. 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
3984 Joe has been working so hard, I just can't tell him that he's reinventing the wheel. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3985 He says the next logical step is to simplify the electric car 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3986 Don't mind him. He's reinventing the wheel. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3987 He's new to the inventing game 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
3988 So then he says, "People are paying a fortune for giant earrings, eh. Hmmmm." 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
3989 He says he's reinventing something. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3990 He doesn't know what to do with it. 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
3991 He says he's making hoop earrings for my birthday! 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
3992 Henry is at a loss for words how to call his latest work 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
3993 He has been obsessed ever since he crashed his bicycle. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3994 I told him a valve stem would complete it. 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
3995 A petrified donut! He is so proud! 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3996 One of his sisters is getting married and needs her ring sized. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3997 He’s trying to reinvent it. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3998 He's reinventing the mobile home. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3999 I can't understand it, his approach to art has always been a zero sum game. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4000 I told him he couldn't reinvent the wheel. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
4001 I'm subletting to a reinventor. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4002 Herm rediscovered fire on Tuesday. 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
4003 He got fired for always reinventing the wheel but he refuses to give up! 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
4004 He's what they call a re-inventor. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4005 Harold always thought he was a big wheel. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4006 It's not just that he's stubborn, it's that he takes things so literally. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4007 Ever since he received his PhD, he has taken an aggressive approach to re-inventing things. 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
4008 I enjoy watching his progress - I understand that he'll be adding the rainbow sprinkles next. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
4009 I know Bob wants to be innovative but didn’t anyone ever tell him not to try and reinvent the wheel? 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
4010 He said he is on to something that is going to change the world 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
4011 "I think I know what led to his inspiration". 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
4012 George feels the HOLLYWOOD wooden sign in LA is much too fragile ; he's working on a mode permanent one. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4013 It will occupy him for the next 100 days until he has to return it. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4014 He's a real Homo habilis. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
4015 Next,he's going to build a giant coffee cuo to dip it. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
4016 He always thinks he is on roll. 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
4017 He gave up making donuts for his art. 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
4018 He wants his art to reflect his love for donuts. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
4019 ..and I'm reinventing myself 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
4020 The roundness, the hole. He is just fascinated by donuts. And bagels, too. 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
4021 He's trying to make me a holy roller but he's just reinventing the wheel 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
4022 Marvin's a reinventor. 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
4023 Harry's still trying to find his bliss. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
4024 He wanted a harder hard copy of our prenup. 1.1224 0.04415 98 90 4 4
4025 He says it's a proof-of-concept. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4026 I'll offer you another cup when he fine tunes the grinding stone to his satisfaction. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
4027 His big breakthrough was discovering round versus square. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
4028 He made this one for you. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
4029 It's that reinvention intervention time again. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
4030 O well. 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
4031 He's always reinventing something. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
4032 Do you think Steve is taking this whole "Paleo" diet a little too seriously? 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
4033 You know John... always trying to reinvent the wheel. 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
4034 You should have seen what he invented last week. 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
4035 Oh! Oliver's is an outstandingly outre oeuvre Ophelia. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4036 He says he's re-inventing himself. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
4037 That Harold of mine, I told him he doughnut-know anything about art. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4038 Just another of his useless inventions. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4039 Just the other day, he also stood on the shoulders of giants. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
4040 You should've seen the size of the cop that brought it. 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
4041 On the heels of that bread slicer fiasco, he had to turn to a new project. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4042 I don't understand him sometimes; It's not like he's inventing the wheel back there. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4043 He's driving me crazy! 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4044 He's trying to reinvent the wheel -- again! 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
4045 I don't know Ruth, but my Mike, bless his heart, has started calling it 'David'. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
4046 I just hope that after he opens the donut shop things feel less stressful around here. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4047 Everyone in his family has been very creative. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
4048 Yes, Harry is trying to reinvent the wheel...Again. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
4049 I'm tired of being your second wheel. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4050 It's the paleo diet - it's gotten him interested in new things. 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
4051 I swear, every time we fight, it's like he's reinventing history. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4052 Another of his 'get rich quick' schemes. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4053 I keep telling him there's no need to reinvent the wheel. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4054 'O', it's just his hobby. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
4055 But I say he's reinventing the dim light bulb. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
4056 Barb, I hate to speak ill of my husband, but he takes 'reinventing the wheel' to a whole new level. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
4057 George is about to role out his new invention. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4058 He calls it “Reinventing the Reinvention of the Wheel”. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
4059 Since his retirement Bob has been working on a new revolutionary project. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
4060 Reggie is such a dear. He insists on making my wedding ring himself 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4061 I'd just humor him. I don't think a big stone tire will get a patent either. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4062 All his hard work resulted in nothing. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4063 He's working on another genius invention in his man cave. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4064 My husband is very well rounded 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4065 It's a breakthrough. He owns his need for a millstone. 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
4066 No matter what we do, it keeps rolling on 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
4067 You know my Joe. Always trying to reinvent something 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
4068 His next project is to reinvent frozen yogurt. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4069 I told him, 'Don't worry, if you tweet it, everyone will think you did invent it.' 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4070 His dough needs more yeast. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4071 We had a talk about our sex life and, frankly dear, I think he gets it. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4072 He promised me that it will match with our granite kitchen counter tops. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4073 We go around and around. I say that it's been done before; he says that it's a re-creation. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4074 Your doughnut will be ready in a minute. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4075 He can't decide if he's a sculptor or a Johnny Hart fan. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4076 The hole's in his deep fryer. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4077 Before he retired Bob was on the police force. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4078 He calls the den his Man Cave. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4079 This Paleo diet is making him go stone crazy! 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4080 Carl says he's trying to reinvent himself. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4081 John always thinks he has to reinvent the wheel 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4082 He's still trying to figure out the difference between giving me "a" big O and "the" big O. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4083 Besides not watching football any more, he cancelled his NRA membership as well. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4084 You see what I have to deal with?! 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4085 After this I'm having him work on our flint rocks 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
4086 I don't know Loreen, lately he's become just so...cis-hobbied. 1.1146 0.04410 96 89 3 4
4087 Bob insisted on ordering new rings to celebrate our 25th. He's going to resize them himself. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4088 Ted's taking a new approach to the novel. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4089 I'm going to reinvent my face. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4090 He's the first artist actually to reinvent the wheel. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4091 Carl hopes to make his mark in the Re-invention field. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4092 It makes Herman happy to think he's invented the wheel. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4093 I'm here for a custom fitting of my diet belt. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4094 No no, he's not reinventing anything per se... More repurposing. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4095 Well Sally, he is so creative, but then he often doesn't know what to do when he has finished. 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
4096 The problem is, he keeps living in the shadow of his ancestors. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4097 He's into his bagel faze. 1.1146 0.04154 96 88 5 3
4098 He says he's not reinventing the wheel. He's reinventing the monster truck. 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
4099 Next were going for that IPO 1.1146 0.04154 96 88 5 3
4100 All I said was , it's not like your reinventing the wheel. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4101 He's ahead of his time. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4102 I think he meant to order Cheerios from Instacart but he must have made a typo. 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
4103 I keep telling him, don't try to reinvent the wheel. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4104 He's spent the last 10 years reinventing the wheel. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4105 Now he's trying to figure out how he went from being chiseled to a spare tire. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4106 Larry ALWAYS wanted to be a cop. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4107 He was inspired by the return of Crystal Pepsi. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4108 "He calls it "The Dogel". I suggested "The Cronut". 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
4109 My husband tries to get around the fact that he's a real square. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4110 I understand his doubts about Bitcoin, but I think he's carried things too far. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4111 Ever since he left Apple, he feels he has to reinvent the wheel once a year. 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
4112 The washer kept rattling on spin cycle, so I'm having Frank bolt it down. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4113 Re-inventing is his hobby. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4114 He thinks he's going to get it into a bowl of milk. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4115 Periodically George feels he has to reinvent the wheel. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4116 Harry's also looking into reinventing himself. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4117 He's reinventing the doorway. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4118 He's always wanted to be known as "The Big Cheese". 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4119 It's not like he's trying to reinvent the wheel or anything. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4120 "Oh yes... I love living in Holywod". 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
4121 We are saving money on tires. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4122 At least it gets him out of the house once in a while. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4123 Bob's reinventing himself, and a few other things. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4124 He's always been re-inventive. 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
4125 Just watch, he's going to try to reinvent it. 1.1146 0.04154 96 88 5 3
4126 Charlie has a new startup. He's reinventing the wheel. 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
4127 So, I've been experimenting with an awesome cronut recipe. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4128 In every generation, someone has to reinvent the wheel. 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
4129 He said he's making me a ring. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4130 Yes, it is a little like reinventing the wheel. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4131 Oh you know Tom, he's always trying to reinvent the wheel. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4132 He plans to call it a "wheel." 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4133 You tell him the wheel has already been invented. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4134 It's actually an ouroboros; he's gotten very into Minimalism lately... 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4135 Says he's going to reinvent the wheel. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4136 He said he'll show me his new invention when it's ready. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4137 Play along. He's reinventing the doughnut. 1.1146 0.04154 96 88 5 3
4138 It just goes with the territory of marrying a reinventor. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4139 He keeps trying to reinvent the wheel. 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
4140 My husband's obsessed with bagels. 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
4141 It's Wheel.2 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
4142 Would you like a chocolate topping on your donut? 1.1146 0.04154 96 88 5 3
4143 He's been doughnut obsessed since childhood. 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
4144 He's trying to be 'meta' by reinventing the wheel. 1.1146 0.04154 96 88 5 3
4145 Now that he's invented the computer he's trying to figure out how to deliver them to customers. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4146 The Patent Office said they have one, so Larry's reinventing it. 1.1146 0.04154 96 88 5 3
4147 He is stuck on to make it self driving. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4148 My husband, Chip, is a big wheel, well-rounded, with chiseled features and a rock-solid disposition. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4149 Wish I had a donut with this coffee. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4150 Dave gave up building a better mouse trap when what he really wanted to do was reinvent. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4151 Don't wait up for Freddy - He's still re-inventing the wheel! 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4152 Monetizing it is today's creative block. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4153 I'm used to it. He's obsessed with "The Story of O." 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4154 Since my husband is a retired real estate developer he wants to known as being a sculptor not a stone cold chiseler. 1.1146 0.04154 96 88 5 3
4155 Oh, and his cave-mannish behavior, while making love, is to absolutely die for! 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4156 I am all for the retro look, but I think Jim is taking it to far. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4157 He's trying to figure out how to reinvent the wheel. 1.1146 0.04154 96 88 5 3
4158 He thinks he's got something, but I've heard that before. 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
4159 That's how Bernie rolls. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4160 He was constantly promising, "When I get around to it." After years of procrastinating, he's finally getting a round tuit. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4161 It was fire yesterday. At this rate, he may beat Elon Musk to the hyperloop! 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4162 He's a Trump fan and believes in self-reliance. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4163 I've come to accept that we may not live to see the end of it. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4164 well, he finally got a-round-to-it! 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4165 He spends all his time trying to reinvent the wheel. 1.1146 0.04154 96 88 5 3
4166 My Bob's ambitious too, but in an odd sort of a way. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4167 He's taking a first step toward reinventing himself. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4168 You know him, always trying to reinvent the 475-pound vegan cronut. 1.1146 0.04154 96 88 5 3
4169 He's trying to prove that it was indigenous laziness. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4170 So I told him, it's only a silly contest. You don't have to reinvent the ... 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4171 I've told him a thousand times not to try reinvent the wheel in this house but he just won't listen. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4172 He says it's going to be the next big thing, but I'm skeptical. 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
4173 I tried to tell him it had already been invented. 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
4174 It's all about The Flintstones, dear. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4175 A doughnut. It's called '#bluelivesmatter.' 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4176 Would you like a piece of my husband's donut? 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4177 His artist's statement is fascinating. 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
4178 He promised me that he'll reinvent himself, too." 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4179 Hey hun, I say we just paint some icing and sprinkles on this thing and call it a conversation piece. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4180 I call it holey matrimony. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4181 I'm here but I donut hear you. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4182 Who says there is no such thing as a modern man. 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
4183 "So Fred bet me I couldn't make bread from scratch"! 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4184 What do take in your coffee? Milk? Sugar? A giant stone wheel? 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4185 As an inventor, he always seems behind. 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
4186 Is this self-employment shtick really working? 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4187 He's very inventive in his free time. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4188 Rollo wanted to do a heavy sculpture he could move about easily. 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
4189 He never finishes anything. Always going around in circles. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4190 He always wanted a giant Cheerio. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4191 My husband just can't get enough of his wheel of fortune. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4192 Bob's seeking his inner doughnut. He's very excited! 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4193 Well, Dave's been working on reinventing something... 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4194 He's sure we're missing something. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4195 It's his take on age regression therapy. 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
4196 It's his latest reinvention. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4197 We're retiring in Yap. 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
4198 He wants to reinvent himself, but he's warming up with something simpler. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4199 What is he going to do with it? 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4200 Yes, I'm sure the ring would be too big for your finger. 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
4201 Its taking him a while, he calls it the Wheels of Justice. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4202 It's what a diamond cutter does in his spare time. 1.1146 0.04154 96 88 5 3
4203 He says I'll get to try it first. 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
4204 Oh sure, he can discover the wheel, but he's yet to discover the female orgasm. Hey after we drink this tea, what do you say we hang ourselves? 1.1146 0.04154 96 88 5 3
4205 Michael likes to take a "first principles" approach to things. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4206 We COULD divorce, but who wants to reinvent the wheel? 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4207 The kids want an old fashioned swing. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4208 He's so romantic! This morning he told me, "won't you wear my ring around your neck?" 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
4209 We each agreed to eat only what we can prepare at home. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4210 I just asked for a simple doughnut to go with my coffee. 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
4211 Well, as Phil says, the big wheel keeps on rolling. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4212 I fake it once, and now he thinks he has to reinvent the wheel. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4213 HE STILL THINKS IT'S JUST A PASSING FAD 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
4214 Last time, it was a yacht in the basement. Now it's a wheel in the dining room. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4215 The best ideas are always the simple ones. 1.1146 0.04154 96 88 5 3
4216 Sometimes sideways is better. 1.1146 0.04154 96 88 5 3
4217 I've been dropping hints for weeks that I want a pottery wheel 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4218 "Fred has taken up a new hobby in Sculpting. He is calling his latest masterpiece: "Celebrations Of Man's Technological-Timeline's Achievement--'The First Wheel' ". Can you believe it--he won't even change a tire? He's calls 'AAA'. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4219 He invented it, now trying find a use for it. 1.1146 0.04154 96 88 5 3
4220 He loves his artwork but that's not going on the wall 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4221 He's starting on some massive computer project. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4222 I told him it was impossible to reinvent the wheel. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4223 Hal's dream was to create a man-cave but it turned out much like the rest of his projects. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4224 Is it really necessary to keep reinventing the wheel? 1.1134 0.03843 97 88 7 2
4225 It's the 'next big update' and Tesla 'will be all over it'... 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
4226 We're trying to save money on car insurance. 1.1134 0.03843 97 88 7 2
4227 New model 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
4228 Necessity is the mother of reinvention. 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
4229 Don't mind him - he's just trying to reinvent the wheel. 1.1134 0.04113 97 89 5 3
4230 Jim is always chipping away at some idea. 1.1134 0.03236 97 86 11 0
4231 He thinks it's going to be the next big thing! 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
4232 I suggested he try reinventing... 1.1134 0.04113 97 89 5 3
4233 You'd think he invented the wheel 1.1134 0.03236 97 86 11 0
4234 We're trying to reinvent our relationship. 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
4235 Please do not show him your Bic lighter because reinventing fire is his next project. 1.1134 0.03843 97 88 7 2
4236 He's in denial 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
4237 It's Herb's souvenir from the Monster Truck Rally. 1.1134 0.03843 97 88 7 2
4238 George has an amazing talent for re-inventing things. 1.1134 0.04366 97 90 3 4
4239 He keeps saying his life is so hollow. 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
4240 He's reinventing the unicycle. 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
4241 In this perfect world, Arthur feels he can build a more perfect wheel 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
4242 I wanted to go to Ikea, but no, he had to try and reinvent the wheel. 1.1134 0.03843 97 88 7 2
4243 My husband is trying his hand at baking donuts, would you care for one? 1.1134 0.03843 97 88 7 2
4244 I see Geoff is still working on his reinvention. 1.1134 0.03236 97 86 11 0
4245 He's trying to improve things for Sisyphus. 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
4246 My husband is a hands-on topologist. 1.1134 0.04113 97 89 5 3
4247 The new furniture goes well with his"holier than thou" attitude. 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
4248 Those "make money from home" ads are surprisingly literal! 1.1134 0.03843 97 88 7 2
4249 If I've told him once, I've told him a thousand times, "Stop trying to reinvent the wheel!" 1.1134 0.03843 97 88 7 2
4250 It takes a long time to reinvent the wheel. 1.1134 0.04113 97 89 5 3
4251 He knows there's no practical reason to reinvent the wheel but he likes to do it anyway. 1.1134 0.03236 97 86 11 0
4252 John can be really tiring sometimes. 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
4253 He is reinventing the doughnut. You want one? 1.1134 0.03236 97 86 11 0
4254 John didn't make the cut. He had to start in bonehead sculpture class. 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
4255 Has Fred finished the new spare yet? 1.1134 0.04113 97 89 5 3
4256 Arthur is reconceptualizing human history. 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
4257 We ran out of square pegs 1.1122 0.03805 98 89 7 2
4258 My husband is a big Hobbit fan. 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
4259 Bill likes to think of himself as a "retro inventor." 1.1122 0.03805 98 89 7 2
4260 And he's going to hire a tuba player to dot the "i. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4261 I'm not sure what he's working on mom. He just said he was inspired when I asked him how much he looked forward to your visit. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4262 His biggest fear is that T-Bill rates will change before he finishes. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4263 Jack thinks he's on to something new. 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4264 Marvin is trying embrace his inner doughnut. 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4265 If he rolls his mega-donut over my foot one more time,it's war! 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4266 He won't let me look, but when it's finished he better wheel it right on out of here. 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4267 It was becoming the elephant in the living room, so we moved it. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4268 He's working on one of his reinventions. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4269 He's given up trying to reinvent the wheel. Now he's trying to come up with an alternative. 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4270 He's trying to outdo the neighbors in the cave next door. 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4271 Oh, but Bob will reinvent the wheel, my dear. He only needs to complete the time machine. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4272 It's not just the Paleo diet. Roger's been open to all sorts of new ideas lately! 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4273 I've commissioned the hottest new artist in Soho 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4274 He just likes to putter... 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4275 So then I told him that there's no use reinventing the wheel. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4276 He hasn't decided whether to re-invent the wheel or stage a Dr. Oz intervention. 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4277 They never allowed him to do it at work. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4278 Harold says, you just have to use your imagination! 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4279 Yes, the milk in the pool is pasteurized. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4280 Wendell thought he found a YouTube video on making donuts. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4281 Why don't you tell him (underline you) 1.1053 0.04091 95 88 4 3
4282 He claims to have the largest Life Saver on earth. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4283 So THAT'S how he sees me? 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4284 Poor man! It's been a long time. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4285 He wanted to chisel it himself to host solid roundtable discussions. 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4286 I'm having my house remodeled to be more retro. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4287 I keep telling him, find a job on Craigslist. Stop reinventing the wheel. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4288 He doesn't know yet if it will be a mega-donut or a mega-gasket. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4289 He's had this fixation with Lifesaver candies since he was a child, and now, mixed with his new stone carving class... 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4290 No, he will be in medium security, but he's not worried about it. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4291 He was surprized that a big wheel had come into my life. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4292 Living in a small world has turned breakfast into an ordeal. 1.1053 0.04091 95 88 4 3
4293 Bob said he was going to 're-invent' something. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4294 He fought his mother-in-law -- and his mother-in-law won. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4295 Don't mind him. He's just reinventing the wheel. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4296 This is gonna blow their minds. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4297 O' nothing, he is just re-inventing the wheel 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4298 I told him I wanted something that would make guests say "oh!" I told him I wanted something that would make guests say "oh!" I told him I wanted something that would make guests say "oh!" 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4299 He's always in there trying to reinvent the wheel. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4300 They are recalling the spare tires for the Smart Cars. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4301 It's for the Flintstones new monster truck. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4302 Come on, Larry, it was no problem for the Romans. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4303 And he thinks he's being original! 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4304 I wished he'd re-invent his beer gut. 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4305 I'm glad he didn't take that animal husbandry class. You think stone chips are bad! 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4306 He's retreated into 'Retro-Technology.' 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4307 He can't get over having re-invented a doughnut 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4308 He swears it's a perfect replica! 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4309 Bob was a policeman for 30 years before taking up sculpture. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4310 Captain Obvious wants out of the marriage. He says he's working on his exit strategy. 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4311 He's always had inventing in his blood – last week it was the bagel. 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4312 He said that his man cave bred a certain ennui 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4313 He's just reinventing the wheel. 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4314 Last week George re-invented the lever,and next week he will be re-inventing the pulley. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4315 He's ALWAYS had a thing for Linda Ronstadt! 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4316 John said he was fed up and decided to start over. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4317 It's for a kit-car - the Retro-Canaanite-Flinstone Half-ton. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4318 Still better than his inventing phase. 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4319 Michael is best known for his being late to every party. 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4320 Courage. 1.1053 0.04091 95 88 4 3
4321 Rhetoric was never Herman's strong suit. 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4322 I asked him to do a few things around the house, but all he wants to do is reinvent the wheel. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4323 Did you know that Bob Ross now has a stone chiseling kit? 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4324 He thinks the wheel is a conspiracy. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4325 He says too much technology is making him want to simply his life. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4326 His colleagues at Memorial Medical know him as Chief of Hematology, but our close friends all call him, The Artiste. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4327 Next he'll be going for an Oldenburg coffee cup. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4328 Bob's re-inventing the giant lifesaver. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4329 He reinvented the Scotch tape wheel but it doesn't fit the dispenser. 1.1053 0.04091 95 88 4 3
4330 Jake can't rest until he is certain he has reinvented the wheel. 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4331 It was supposed to be another Michelangelo's David but he got started wrong. 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4332 Norm is trying to reinvent the wheel again. 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4333 I said, "Do we really need to reinvent the wheel?" 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4334 He's trying to prove that sometimes you do have to reinvent the wheel. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4335 He said he was willing to reinvent our marriage. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4336 He's re-invented the wheel. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4337 Everyone forgets, so I told him to just make something so I can think of him. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4338 Wait for it. He'll get it eventually. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4339 He can't help himself. He always has to reinvent the wheel. 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4340 You know, I have never cared for melba toast. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4341 Men... One argument, and they think you need to reinvent the wheel. 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4342 I don't know why he always feels the need to reinvent the wheel. 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4343 He's tried to invent something new for years. 1.1053 0.04091 95 88 4 3
4344 He's not reinventing the wheel... he's creating a navigational tool that always rolls toward the center of the earth! 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4345 I told him he didn't have to. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4346 You should've seen his "The Big Cheese" 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4347 He's always late. 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4348 He was antsy, so I suggested he reinvent the wheel. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4349 Oddly, Oscar's "O" obsession only occurs on October one. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4350 He's an inventor who believes in starting with the basics. 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4351 We are reinventing our marriage. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4352 Yes, honey, it's a great big wheel--oh, he's happy, what harm does it do? 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4353 Fred's online homework assignment is to show that a teacup, like this, is topologically equivalent to a torus. 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4354 He's trying to decide if it's a donut or a wheel 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4355 Yes, he is trying to reinvent the wheel! 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4356 Your husband's so talented. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4357 On his new diet, he is restricted to eating one donut a week. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4358 I've told him time and again to try something in jewelry, like a pendant. 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4359 Charlie wants to get in on the next big thing, but he always seems to end up just reinventing the wheel. 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4360 One thing about Buzz--he's a wheeler-dealer! 1.1053 0.04091 95 88 4 3
4361 He tries to improve existing inventions because he's not very creative. 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4362 It's his own creation. He just doesn't know what to do with it. 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4363 I wanted Flowers not Flours. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4364 Since he retired he's kept himself busy re-inventing the great American wheel. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4365 He finally got around to my honey-do list. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4366 He said this would be less work than the kind I asked for. 1.1053 0.04091 95 88 4 3
4367 Next, he'll want to be a man who makes potions in a traveling show. 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4368 He's completely reinventing modern art. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4369 Yesterday he was frustrated so I told him, 'You don't have to reinvent the wheel'." 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4370 At least he's not getting drunk behind the wheel anymore -- and for all I know, he might even be reinventing the wheel. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4371 He thinks he's invented something! 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4372 c.2006, “The artisan stone wheel market only goes up…trust me." 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4373 Oh, that's why I've been craving donuts. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4374 He said that he needed to "re-think about something." 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4375 We only use locally reinvented wheels. 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
4376 He's into reinventing things . 1.1042 0.03134 96 86 10 0
4377 He needs some money for his trip to Yap. 1.1042 0.03769 96 88 6 2
4378 Henry is reinventing the wheel again. 1.1042 0.03769 96 88 6 2
4379 I'm just not sure the landlord will be as thrilled by this hobby as Wally is. 1.1042 0.03134 96 86 10 0
4380 Harold is going through a re-invention phase. 1.1042 0.03134 96 86 10 0
4381 He thinks now that cars can fly, the world may finally be ready for a reinvented wheel. 1.1042 0.03769 96 88 6 2
4382 Next he's going to reinvent our diet. 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
4383 Oh yes, Ted knows he can't invent the wheel. It's his dream to reinvent it. 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
4384 Unfortunately, Ronald has always been self-critical. 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
4385 Yes, his Tinder profile said he was into the Paleo diet, but this? 1.1042 0.03769 96 88 6 2
4386 It's from an offshore account in the South Pacific. 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
4387 He's always tired. 1.1031 0.03104 97 87 10 0
4388 He thinks of himself as an inventor. 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
4389 Possibly, but we believe that it is a time capsule from an ancient, alien civilization. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4390 He may be well rounded... but I think he is a little hollow on the inside! 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4391 He's trying to find meaning in life after early retirement. He claims he can reinvent it. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4392 His ancestor invented the wheel. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4393 He's thinking of calling it mic-mac-moe. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4394 Honestly, I wouldn't have married Ted had I known he was going to try to reinvent the wheel 1.0968 0.04342 93 88 1 4
4395 So, when his boss told him that he was trying to reinvent the wheel, he took it literally. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4396 I told him that's not how Uber works, but he never listens to me. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4397 It came with my new iPhone. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4398 I keep telling him, there's no "O" in statue 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4399 Not only has he re-invented the wheel, but he's applying for a patent! 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4400 No. I think it has some kind of subtle imagery. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4401 He claims it has something to do with the Paleo Diet! 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4402 Instead of skeletons, I have a sculptor in my closet. 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4403 Oh, that's the Mystery Tramp. He's a complete unknown. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4404 After we finished the kitchen, we could barely stand to look at the old wheel. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4405 He believes handcrafted cars will be the next big thing. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4406 I can't stop him from thinking he's another Michelangelo 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4407 Yeah, yeah, yeah--I'm all about sparking joy. 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4408 There's no stamp that says this end up. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4409 Harold DID always say he wanted to be a rock star. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4410 I told him, it's time for a smart wheel. 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4411 I guess you could say Herb is a re-inventor. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4412 It was squeaking. He's thinking about giving it the grease. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4413 It's for a giant, marble candy necklace. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4414 So I tell him not to reinvent the wheel. See what I put up with? 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4415 I hate to say it, but Harry's always trying to reinvent the wheel. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4416 Murray questions the status quo. It's like he always says, "Why *not* reinvent the wheel?" 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4417 Honey, I think I may have just re-invented the wheel! 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4418 It's his way of saying sorry 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4419 We used to get inside and roll down the street. Now, it's in the way. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4420 I wish he'd reinvent the speeding ticket. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4421 Leave it to my husband to reinvent the wheel. 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4422 I told him it was just a flat tire, but he insists on reinventing the wheel. 1.0968 0.04064 93 87 3 3
4423 Lunch is ready, but he's still working on the plating. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4424 My husband likes to stick with the basics. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4425 "He found it at a garage sale but forgot to bring a tape measure. 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4426 He keeps inventing things. 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4427 He's always in that back room. He thinks he's reinventing the wheel 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4428 Oh yes, Jim is here--he says he's working on a new invention. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4429 Donald's 'Big E-Bay Find'... An authentic spare "Flintstones Rubble-Mobile" wheel....sigh. 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4430 Jeff feels that reinventing the wheel is a lost art. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4431 I don't know. He was talking about reinventing something 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4432 He's getting even because I said I'm sick of living in such a hole in the wall. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4433 He said something about a better mouse trap. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4434 Mr. Zabar keeps trying to reinvent the bagel. 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4435 He thinks that people will re-invent it. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4436 Yes, Harold has O-ed so much to so many for, oh, so long... 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4437 Honey, aren't they using credit cards on Yap these days? 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4438 It started when he got his first vinyl 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4439 Oh, just a slight difference in opinion about how best to prepare for the round table. 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4440 Now that he's told us that Obama was born here, Donald is now inventing the wheel. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4441 I grant you Ralph has some inventive talent in conceiving and executing his ideas, but he remains oblivious to what's gone on around him. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4442 It is not enough that the car rides like it has cement tires. Now he wants a monster truck. 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4443 He's convinced that no one has ever made anything like this before. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4444 Oh you know Larry, always building that abacus. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4445 Rob completely misinterprets Olive's anniversary gift request for a "big, personalized rock." 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4446 He's making his famous rolls. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4447 He's been standing in that spot trying to figure out what that thing is for years now. We're devastated. 1.0968 0.04064 93 87 3 3
4448 His artwork defines "basic". 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4449 He calls himself a life hacker, but he seems more like a caveman to me. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4450 Humor him....he thinks he has reinvented the wheel. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4451 When he finally reinvents the wheel- he doesn't even know what he's going to do with it! 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4452 Oh, Darleen, it's ridiculous. This new Paleo diet has got him reinventing the wheel. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4453 It's his reinvention. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4454 Last week he almost burned the house down. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4455 My husband is making money for our trip to Palau. 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4456 He's working on the perfect reinvention 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4457 The rolling donut is in the final stages, but he's still having problems with the flying part. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4458 Supposedly it's like a regular donut, but bigger. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4459 Ralph likes to reinvent things. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4460 He told me he wanted to get chiseled. 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4461 My Herbert is building a new stone wall for out front...alphabetically. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4462 He's working on a new invention, though I have no idea what it could be used for. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4463 It's commissioned for Homer Simpson. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4464 He's totally into reinvention these days 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4465 He's working on a new commission from those Donut people... 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4466 I guess you can't argue with 100 million from his Indie-gogo supporters 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4467 THE MICHELIN MAN IS COMMING ! 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4468 Since Al retired, he's been trying to re-invent himself. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4469 If I told him once I told him a thousand times, “Don’t reinvent the wheel!” 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4470 After he thought he discovered electricity, he said he was going to turn his expressive drive toward creating something more important. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4471 Actually, he's trying to reinvent us some new all-season radials. 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4472 It's not just a wheel, it's his "art". 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4473 He's a donut baker, too. 1.0968 0.04064 93 87 3 3
4474 The big stone doughnut? Some sort of severe carb craving from his new Paleo Diet. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4475 I can't believe I am married to this idiot, he thinks he's inventing the wheel. 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4476 He's made a breakthrough on his counterfeit-proof money project. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4477 I told him I needed a big "O", but he's still trying to reinvent the hammer! 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4478 He likes to keep his eyes upon the doughnut and not upon the hole. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4479 Roland has been channeling his inner caveman. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4480 I don't understand your husband's obsession of crafting a donut out of a rock. It is completely tasteless. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4481 He's working on a my necklace. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4482 'He is working on new ideas for transportation...' 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4483 Bob feels inspired. He believes we can start over and make everything great again. 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4484 He thinks having an alter to the doughnut gods will keep cops from finding his stash. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4485 Oh well you know Tim, always thinking he's on to the next big discovery. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4486 I guess our donuts have been Trumped 1.0968 0.04064 93 87 3 3
4487 Bill has a penchant for taking in the trash, rather than taking it out. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4488 Paul has really been working on reinventing himself. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4489 He thinks he is clever, but he always reinvents the wheel 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4490 He says he's reinventing the wheel, but I think he has food on his mind. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4491 He was inspired by a doughnut. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4492 Our counsellor recommended Ikea line for easier furtiture assembly 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4493 Harold’s recently decided to ‘disrupt’ cuneiform. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4494 I know..... Jim also invented ink pens, and staplers. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4495 I told him the Amish have a monopoly on the the wooden wheel market! 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4496 He loved donuts as a child 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4497 He's going to submit it for Amazon's New Product of the Month. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4498 Lloyd's making donuts for dessert. 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4499 He's trying to fix a hole. He's a bagel builder. 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4500 He is refining a revolutionary transportation concept for his next venture. 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4501 Would you like to try one of my doughnuts? Freshly built. 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4502 His latest inspiration is a doughnut. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4503 This morning Edgar thought he heard it say ' Reinvent yourself ' . 1.0968 0.04064 93 87 3 3
4504 He's been working overtime to get a new roll. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4505 I don't have the heart to tell him my real name is Morphelia. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4506 Before he retired, he was a police officer. 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4507 So how long has your husband been a re-inventor? 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4508 When the salesman said it was a whale of a deal I just thought he meant it was a good price. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4509 My husband was turning into a third wheel. 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4510 So Betty, then you fit the cogs together and the gears run. All these simple machines we've invented could change the world! Too bad the men won't listen and have to figure out everything on their own. 1.0968 0.04064 93 87 3 3
4511 That's how he keeps busy . . . trying to reinvent the wheel! 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4512 he has a very solid business plan... and we're going to get on Shark Tank 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4513 Dave is an avowed antivowelist. Our basement is full of them. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4514 He just doesn't believe that it's already been invented. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4515 He's redoing it from scratch to uncover the original flaw that explains why wheeled vehicles threaten us with ecological devastation. 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4516 Do you ever get the feeling that the world is absurd? 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4517 Don't worry about him, he's just trying to reinvent the wheel 1.0968 0.04064 93 87 3 3
4518 Well, he always wanted to reinvent the wheel. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4519 I told him what I learned in meditation- I want to live in the "O" of Now. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4520 He always is the third wheel. 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4521 He claims he invented something called "the wheel". 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4522 Charley's calling it 'Homage to Donut'. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4523 He's titling it Cup of Coffee #5. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4524 He spends all his time in his cave man. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4525 Arthur eschews the vanguard. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4526 He would lead you to believe his "inventions" belong in the Smithsonian. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4527 He's finally decided to focus more on revamping rather than reinventing. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4528 He would chisel a holy roller if he had the chance! 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4529 He's trying to discover the way to the fourth dimension. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4530 Didn't you ask for a doughnut? It sounds like he's making a bagel. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4531 Oh, that's right! You don't know that his first name is Orville! 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4532 I told him there was no need to reinvent it, but does he listen? 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4533 He just HAS to reinvent the wheel! 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4534 Brian is a wheeler, but I prefer a good deal. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4535 His theme is "reinventing." 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4536 Roger hopes to sell the concept to one of the major car companies. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4537 Don't worry about it. Fred's a DYI pro. 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
4538 He said that he plans to reinvent himself as a Big Wheel. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4539 We're making money the old-fashioned way. 1.0879 0.04029 91 86 2 3
4540 My favorite part is the black hole in the center. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4541 Honestly, I said I wanted to fix the whole in our marriage...he apparently thought I said carriage...tomato, tomaato. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4542 They warned me not to marry a re-inventor, but this is his thousandth wheel. 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
4543 Whatever... he's trying to reinvent the wheel... 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4544 Bitcoin mining didn't work out, so he decided to return to basics. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4545 Our vacation to Yap was wonderful, but Bob realized when we got home that he had forgotten to exchange all our money back into dollars 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
4546 He says he wants to do his part to save the environment. He claims the tire companies could make a longer lasting tire His next project, a better shock absorber. I don't complain, I get to spend more time with the girls." 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4547 He says he is freeing the figure slumbering in the stone 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4548 He fashions himself a retro-inventor. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4549 I try to humor him--he think he's an entrepreneur! 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4550 The other doors were just not vintage enough 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4551 It's his Paleo craft of the month. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4552 Have I told you about my husband's new hobby? 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4553 How can you be sure he isn't cheating through social network sites? 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
4554 Oh that's just Bill, He's always trying to reinvent the wheel. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4555 Well, Bob decided to create his high-tech startup, but he's still struggling with the concept. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4556 Let's just say it's not the first time he had reinvented it. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4557 I hope he gets the whole picture 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4558 He's progressed to his abstract phase -- trying to reinvent the Number Zero 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4559 Harold has always been intrigued by history. 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
4560 I am not joking. He really is trying to reinvent the wheel. 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
4561 He intended it to be a tribute to his hero, but no matter how you look at it, there's not much space between a cheap chiseler and a big wheel. 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
4562 Since he retired from Dunkin Donuts, he's been Drivin Menuts 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4563 My husband is trying to reinvent himself, among other things... 1.0879 0.04029 91 86 2 3
4564 He doesn't see why he shouldn't reinvent the wheel. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4565 He calls it modern art. 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
4566 There are several galleries interested in exhibiting his latest work. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4567 Ken has the latest smart phone. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4568 My husband prides himself on being a master of re-invention. 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
4569 He's always had a thing for the vocative O. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4570 Don't mind John, he's going through a midlife crisis. He thinks he's reinvented the wheel. 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
4571 Bob always thinks he's up to something new but he's always reinventing the wheel. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4572 Carl is an inventor. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4573 It's the Paleo diet 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4574 Working alphabetically, Bob made his "O" before the coffee-drinking ladies made a "pee." 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4575 ... so he said, 'don't tell me what there's no need to reinvent!" and stormed out of the room. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4576 He's a square peg in a round hole. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4577 ...and our son Kyle says he's on to some secret new invention... 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4578 He's been going rough and round with that scuplture for weeks. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4579 I keep telling him he doesn't have to reinvent Wheel Of Fortune every time. It will be on at 7. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4580 My prototype is finally complete. Now all I need to do is get it into the back of my truck. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4581 we're buying the tires first' 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4582 Tom is working on his tribute to headphone jack. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4583 His Etsy store is called TheYapGuy. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4584 He's missing the good old days 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4585 Bill is good with his hands, but sometimes feels like he's just reinventing the wheel. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4586 He's in there again trying to reinvent the wheel. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4587 HIS RESENTMENT HAS BEEN MOUNTING, EVER SINCE OUR SON BECAME A BIG WHEEL 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4588 Yes .. My Charlie is quite the inventive sculptor. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4589 He said he was working on reinventing the wheel. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4590 The work done here is nothing special - it's not like we re-invent the wheel or anything. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4591 He says it's the latest trend in the hipster-maker movement. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4592 I think this D.I.Y. movement is getting out of hand, don't you? 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4593 He didn't want to die without making a wheel. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4594 John loves to invent things 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4595 It is amazing how creative Herb is. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4596 He was just sick and tired of his run-flats. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4597 He say's it's a ecological approach 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4598 You see, he invented Candy Crush. Now he's got nuttin'! 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
4599 Well, they didn't even HAVE fossil fuels back then, so it's a perfectly reasonable alternative. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4600 He's looking for the hole-y one. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4601 Quitting cable hasn't affected me but Bob has run out of inventing ideas. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4602 Yeah, Billy always thought he was a big wheel. 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
4603 It's all or nothing with him. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4604 I asked Jerry to come with us, but he says he's extremely tired. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4605 He just loves that I'm on the paleo diet. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4606 He's enraged about Medicare Part D 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4607 He's been staying in his man-cave for so long, that he thinks he's invented the wheel. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4608 ... so I told him NOT to hang it in the doorway. 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
4609 I suggested toArthur that he work on that which most inspires him! 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4610 Oh, he's just re-inventing the wheel again. 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
4611 He just re-invented the wheel. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4612 He's always been obsessed with donuts. 1.0879 0.04029 91 86 2 3
4613 He always wanted to work at the Fed 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4614 Lifesaver for King Kong? 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
4615 I keep telling him he's wasting his time reinventing the wheel. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4616 It's of the earth, yet in its way light. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4617 He had a major breakthrough - he was Neolithic - Bronze Age denier. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4618 Now he's going to paint it black and have Bezos send it to space. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4619 He just gazes at his bagel for hours. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4620 He hates to pay for patents and copy rights and all that. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4621 he`s building a man car 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4622 Harry likes to think of himself as an inventor. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4623 Damn it Rick! It must be rounder! Rounder! Damn it! Rounder! 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
4624 He always feels that he has to reinvent the wheel. 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
4625 Since I've started the paleo diet, he has been only doing paleo housework. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4626 I think the Paleo Diet is affecting his brain! 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4627 I told him to go back to painting, but he insists on finishing the word first. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4628 He's rarely around anymore. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4629 Donut know how this got in here. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4630 He doesn't get out a whole lot. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4631 The art of conversation is simply not in his wheelhouse. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4632 He's not reinventing the wheel, mom. He's reimagining the monster truck tire. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4633 Jack was hooked, once he saw pictures of Michelangelo's sculptures. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4634 We've started crossfit. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4635 They say don't hang it. Just roll it. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4636 He needs to hurry up and invent some hors d'oeuvres. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4637 He's bringing the big wheel at work a donut. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4638 Q: What happens when a man carves a stone wheel? A: He becomes a holy man! 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4639 We've got total paleo. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4640 Fred's reinventing the horseless carriage. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4641 He did it again! 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4642 I just let it go, it's part of this Paleo kick he's on. 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
4643 He's literally reinventing the wheel. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4644 Modern Art seems to have regressed a couple of thousand years. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4645 This presidential election is the most important one since the invention of the wheel! 1.0879 0.04029 91 86 2 3
4646 My husband has no problem reinventing the wheel every time. 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
4647 Fred says he always dreamed of having a permanent big O. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4648 I demanded a more traditional role in his life, and he said he's going to work on it! 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4649 It' part of his new Paleo commuter plan. 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
4650 His appetite is much better and he never complains about the dinners I make... 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4651 Mickey is a RE-inventor. He says it's desperately needed. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4652 I'm telling you June, he's been in there trying to reinvent the wheel for weeks now. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4653 It's been kind of tough for Ben to break into the washers-for-heavy-equipment business. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4654 Would you like some donuts to go with your tea? Dunkin is piecing it all out together. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4655 He's such a caveman. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4656 You have a hammer, so hammer in the morning, hammer in the evening, all over this land. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4657 They *said* he'd come between 250 AD and 1000 AD...unbelievable, right? 1.0879 0.04029 91 86 2 3
4658 Jim and I just love our new Paleo decor! 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4659 Let's put this to bed The adoption fee for this piece is a 4 room waterfront bungalow within 30 miles. 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
4660 He always feels the need to re-invent the wheel for every simple chore. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4661 Bob’s swears his line of artisanal truck tires is about to take off. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4662 He really is a genius, right now he's reinventing the wheel. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4663 He's always been interested in exploring the Next Big Thing. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4664 Honey, we need spoons! 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4665 I married him because he told me that he was an influential deal-maker. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4666 No matter what I say, Henry will forever be determined to reinvent the wheel. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4667 Honey, there's a reason why they don't have Coinstar on Yap! 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4668 He thinks a doughnut with sprinkles is a work of art. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4669 His inspiration is cave art. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4670 "Oh dear, guess who just unloaded his E-bay bargain 'lifesaver.' 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4671 That is Mr. Lepp’s latest “O.” It’s a commission for the Libertarians 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4672 Harold has his own ideas about what a 'donut hole' should be. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4673 He invented the self-driving car long before Google. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4674 It’s a Prisoners Abroad program. He was caught embezzling on the island of Yap. 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
4675 He says getting back to his roots keeps him grounded." "That's pretty far back. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4676 It's for Christmas. He gave me the O on Valentine's Day. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4677 I think I made a mistake when I told Henry he should take up Stone Carving instead of Falconry as a hobby. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4678 He's building an antique car, from scratch. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4679 It's such a small job and he thinks he has to reinvent the wheel 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
4680 He's on retainer by Google to create a self driving vehicle once he solves the whole mobility paradigm. 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
4681 Do you believe this guy? He thinks he's on a roll. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4682 William is looking forward to securing his first round of funding next week. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4683 At first I wasn’t too crazy about the Paleo Diet, but next week he’s going to re-invent fire! 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4684 I asked him how he was going to get it out of here. He said 'Don't worry. Where there's a hole there's a way.' 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
4685 He is obsessed with trying to invent a better wheel 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
4686 $900 for the rock hammer and instruction manual. And that whole bean coffee you're drinking? Don't even ask. No, Diane, adult-onset hipster is real. Very real. 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
4687 Are you trying to get hole again? 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
4688 He wants to be remembered as a holy man. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4689 It keeps him happy. Reinventing this thing or the that. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4690 Looks good chiseled. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4691 I just wish he'd do something useful with his time. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4692 When he proposed, he promised he'd reinvent the wheel. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4693 I know it looks like a doughnut. It's all he thinks about since he swore off sugar. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4694 He said he was tired big time. 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
4695 He's upgrading our security camera to one zillion megapixels. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4696 I reinvented the wheel - and this is the thanks I get?! 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4697 He's really into reinvention." 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4698 My husband keeps trying to reinvent the wheel. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4699 Our studio is mid-millenial modern. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4700 He's a re-inventor. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4701 He said it'd be a waste of time to reinvent the wheel. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4702 Its another one of his rediscoveries. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4703 Reinventing the wheel again ! 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4704 It symbolizes our arguments, which go around in circles. 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
4705 That's 'Fred Flintstone's' idea of a king-size washer. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4706 I've asked him to stop reinventing the wheel, but he just doesn't listen. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4707 After Dave retired from banking he decided to give inventing a try. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4708 If I hang it up it will be harder to make a hole in one. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4709 We are trying to find more balance in our lives. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4710 It's his latest project,but he's really dug himself a hole. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4711 I'm so happy to hear your husbands oppositional disorder is improving. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4712 I think he is trying to re-invent something. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4713 My husband the sculptor is definitely on a roll this time. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4714 I reinvented it. 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
4715 He's got this Thomas Edison thing going on. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4716 She said she's always wanted me to give her a really big "O"...I hope she's happy with it. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4717 He gets all of his inspiration at Pigley's doughnut shop. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4718 Chuck is reinventing the wheel. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4719 He has always wanted to make some money. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4720 He thinks the "cro" in cronut is short for Cro-Magnon. 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
4721 My husband wants every one to know that he is a big wheel. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4722 Oh he's just pondering whether to build his coin collection from that era. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4723 My husband? Yes he's an artist. He's into Retro sculptor at the moment. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4724 We're investing in contemporary art. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4725 He just finished his new invention. 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
4726 Do you think he might be taking his re-invention thing a bit too far? 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4727 Humor Ted when he walks in the room. He thinks he invented the wheel. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4728 Dennis found a new hobby: he's reinventing the wheel 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4729 I told him he needed a hobby that he could retire with 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4730 I said, 'why recreate the wheel?' 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
4731 Sometimes he is the Michelin man, other times Homer Simpson and a doughnut. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4732 He calls it his "New Hybrid Cheerio". Next step is to fit the box on the grocer's shelf. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4733 Duncan may change his name. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4734 So I said, "Let's not reinvent the wheel!" 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4735 Mary is your husband sculpting a donut again? 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4736 One could call it an early stage venture. 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
4737 He thinks it will be worth a lot of money when thumb drives go out of style. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4738 Frank refuses to stop re-inventing the wheel. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4739 He joined the Invention of the Month Club 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
4740 Never any chance of kids. Henry could never figure out how to fill his roll. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4741 ... and all of his friends today will be new friends tomorrow. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4742 He's been in there ever since we got back from South Dakota 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
4743 So, you've heard of "not invented here syndrome'? 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4744 He had a sudden urge for a gadget that wasn't slim. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4745 Juniors attending design school in the fall, so he's brushing up on the basics until then. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4746 He's always chasing the 'next big idea'! 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4747 My husband decided to sculpt me a forever doughnut. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4748 I wonder if the Smithsonian wants it? 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4749 Since my husband switched us to ride sharing, we're getting rid of our old replacement tires. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4750 He said it's a memorial to his father's 40 years as a NYPD patrol car cop. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4751 My husband decided to quit the rat race and go into business for himself as a 're-inventor'. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4752 Clarence thinks maybe you do have to reinvent the wheel. 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
4753 I commissioned Giovanni to achieve a monument to donuts. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4754 Actually, Edgar is more of a _re_-inventor. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4755 He thinks he's making an MRI tube. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4756 I told him to go invent something other than gunpowder. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4757 My millennial is building his own corn mill right now. 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
4758 He claims it will bring me a fortune. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4759 He's never failed me before... 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4760 He's hoping for a close encounter with a doughnut shop. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4761 He's figuring a way to move it 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4762 Don't say I told you, Deborah, but Jim's working on something for your birthday. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4763 He calls it "Mike's Doughnut." 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4764 I think he took the idea of 're-invention' a bit too literally. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4765 Blake is channeling the paleo zeitgeist. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4766 He finally gets up out of that chair: "I have an idea!" 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4767 Harris is reinventing the wheel 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4768 I don't get it; spell it out for me. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4769 Oh, Donald thinks he's always the first to invent things. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4770 Our Paleo diet has reinvented our lives. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4771 His sculptural vocabulary has been tending toward Mimimalism lately. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4772 We'll be vacationing on Yap. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4773 George is always reinventing the wheel 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4774 I'm ready to settle down but he wants to reinvent the wheel first. 1.0870 0.03675 92 86 4 2
4775 Bob is busy reinventing the wheel again. 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
4776 He's trying to invent the next big thing. 1.0870 0.02954 92 84 8 0
4777 My husband's an inventor wannabe. 1.0870 0.03675 92 86 4 2
4778 So...why does he hate centerpieces so much? 1.0870 0.03675 92 86 4 2
4779 Ever since we moved to Brooklyn, he keeps telling people he is a banker "slash" artist... 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
4780 He has been bragging about this invention for months! 1.0860 0.03636 93 87 4 2
4781 It isn't broke, but how do we fix this? 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4782 He says "It's man's work. Inventing new things. Keeps him busy. 1.0787 0.03653 89 84 3 2
4783 He's torn between Hillary, Trump and Obama! 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4784 That noise? Oh, that's just George working on his latest invention. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4785 His cylinder is magical. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4786 Tom's very 'back to basics'. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4787 His therapist says that this week he created the doughnut hole and next week what to do with it. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4788 Delbert's just reinvented the wheel! 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4789 He's working hard to bring back the past. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4790 Oddly, Ralph is making a ring for his first wife. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4791 It's a spare for our Paleo Rover. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4792 If I've told him once, I've told him a hundred times, reinvent it he cannot! 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4793 He said he wants to show us a new invention. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4794 He's thinking of becoming a policeman. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4795 Don't mind him... he's just reinventing again! 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4796 The new kitchen renovation is taking way too long. 1.0787 0.03653 89 84 3 2
4797 He's inventive, into classic rock, and a Virgo! 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4798 That wheel happens to be a porthole to the infinite or that's what I tell him 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4799 He's only interested in reinventing. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4800 Frank is reinventing himself. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4801 Joe is just a compulsive Re-Inventor. ...cute, don't you think? 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4802 The way he talks, you'd think he'd invented the wheel or something. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4803 Last month it was trying to learn to play the saxophone . This month he's trying reinvent the wheel. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4804 He used to work for Madonna so you know he's one of the best. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4805 I THINK IT WILL MAKE A GREAT COFFEE TABLE 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4806 Next he wants to play with fire. And, God knows why, he asked me to grow my hair long. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4807 Since his foursome broke up, he just doesn't know what to do with himself. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4808 He's revitalizing the rudimentary commodity of circumvolution. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4809 He's working on his big "invention." 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4810 Apparently he's going through his retro-functional phase. 1.0787 0.03653 89 84 3 2
4811 Roger is working on his new invention. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4812 We're still perfecting the recipe for paleo-diet cheerios. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4813 I keep telling Frank he's just trying to reinvent the wheel, but he won't have it. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4814 I told him to go reinvent the wheel. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4815 Looks like this Sunday is going to be really holy. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4816 After retiring from the police force, John has taken up a new hobby. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4817 Is he almost done reinventing the wheel? Well, he's chipping away at it. Hardee har. More absinthe? 1.0787 0.03987 89 85 1 3
4818 I just want to go off-road and yell "Yahoo!". 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4819 My X use to use it for his Hemorrhoids 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4820 Arnie has always wanted a man-cave. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4821 Oh it’s not a sculpture; it’s Harvey’s latest marital aid. 1.0787 0.03987 89 85 1 3
4822 He plans to take the whole bottle of ED medication, and use it for a workout. 1.0787 0.03653 89 84 3 2
4823 Maybe we should offer him a donut for his coffee break? 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4824 Way to much "Wheel of Fortune" TV, way to much. 1.0787 0.03653 89 84 3 2
4825 Yeah, he has chiseled a.b.s. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4826 He's still trying to figure out how to turn the Torus into a convertible. 1.0787 0.03653 89 84 3 2
4827 Every time Roger has an idea he thinks he's invented the wheel. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4828 It’s actually in my wheelhouse, but he insisted on trying to reinvent it. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4829 Donut? 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4830 I swear, sometimes he just reinvents the wheel. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4831 His art teacher told him he would need a sculptor's wheel!! 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4832 Bruno is determined to reinvent the wheel 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4833 "I didn't know your husband is such a great inventor". 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4834 Carl is a low-bar inventor. Right now he's reinventing the wheel. 1.0787 0.03653 89 84 3 2
4835 His learning-curve ramp is very gradual 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4836 So Burt is fed up with the manipulation of the masses by marketing giants. He's going retro. 1.0787 0.03653 89 84 3 2
4837 Jack's been working hard on a break through innovation. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4838 Now that he's retired, my husband prides himself on his Protestant work ethic. 1.0787 0.03653 89 84 3 2
4839 He's reinvented himself since he got his man-cave. 1.0787 0.03653 89 84 3 2
4840 No, I didn't hear anything. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4841 I actually ordered a small donut with my coffee 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4842 You probably don’t hear this often… but I have too much self control 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4843 Ever since I cancelled the land-line, he's become obsessed with repurposing. Thank heaven he didn't start with fire! 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4844 So, the donut installation is coming along nicely. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4845 ...now that Frank has given up golf, he's been exploring his more artistic side... 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4846 He's rediscovering his roots. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4847 He thinks it's a doughnut. Wait'll he bites into it. 1.0787 0.03653 89 84 3 2
4848 Norm did say he would never retire.... 1.0787 0.03653 89 84 3 2
4849 He's a bit old-fashioned. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4850 I'd say more about but Fred says we are still in "stealth mode." 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4851 His therapist told him to get a hobby to help work out his mommy issues. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4852 He's an inventor. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4853 It's just Harry, reinventing the wheel again. 1.0787 0.03653 89 84 3 2
4854 When he found nothing that Hillary said was true, he carved that big zero! 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4855 He's trying to merge Crispy Crème with Dunkin. It's his mobile logo. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4856 It costs more, but he said it would last longer if he reinvented it. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4857 Starting the paleo diet in the first weeks of his retirement was NOT a good idea. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4858 He's trying to develop a wheel that cannot be punctured. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4859 He fancies himself a real re-inventor. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4860 I donut know what's happening right now. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4861 It's part of him online MBA course. Something about loopholes. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4862 Do you both really think you'll be able to shlep that thing around on your neck? 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4863 He feels it's necessary to re-invent the wheel. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4864 The bank called today and asked for the chiseler and he would't take the call 1.0787 0.03653 89 84 3 2
4865 Let's not reinvent the wheel here. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4866 Harry's always been ahead of his time. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4867 After much deliberation, James decided he had acted rashly in the past two hours. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4868 He thinks he just invented the wheel. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4869 It's all about his love for donuts. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4870 I told him I wanted a fountain for the yard, so he told me he'd make it himself. Just wait till Bill has a midlife crisis, Susan. Absolute Hell. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4871 He always claims to the original inventor. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4872 He just bought a donut to go with his super-sized soda. 1.0787 0.03653 89 84 3 2
4873 I feel like some is trying to listen to our conversation in a round about way. 1.0787 0.03653 89 84 3 2
4874 Oscar thinks it will set the right tone. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4875 He just entered the third phase of his paleo diet: Reinventing the Wheel. It's not going well. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4876 Jack is sweet on life savers. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4877 His most recent obsession is the 'O' cult. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4878 Coat it with Cap'n Crunch, he says, and folks will line up to buy it! 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4879 No, he's reimagining the wheel. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4880 George is so creative! He invents something new almost every week. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4881 This has been a lively political discourse, but now I guess it's back to the old grind. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4882 Harry's always dreamed of living in a mobile home. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4883 He thinks he can reinvent the wheel. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4884 whats with the hole? 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4885 Can the jeweler have it sized? 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4886 I told him I wasn't going to reinvent anything at this point. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4887 Oh, you know, he just acts as if everything he does now is like reinventing the wheel. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4888 I don't see how you think you can get a round in here. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4889 This is practice. Eventually, he wants to sculpt whales. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4890 I think he's almost finished with his Kalamazoo project. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4891 Reinventing is his thing! 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4892 I don't have the heart to tell him it's not THE wheel. 1.0787 0.03653 89 84 3 2
4893 He constantly reinvents himself as an artist. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4894 It would have made a great item to copyright in the bronze age. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4895 Looks like Gordon's finally ready to leave the Paleo Diet behind. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4896 He's a genius before his time. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4897 It's gotten to the point where all he'll talk about is reinventing himself. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4898 George is quite serious about his man cave. 1.0787 0.03653 89 84 3 2
4899 Threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you? 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4900 We have been running out of coffee cups ever since Jack has become obsessed with Homeomorphism! 1.0787 0.03653 89 84 3 2
4901 He insists he can re-invent the wheel. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4902 You should see what Hank can do with whole cloth. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4903 His next job it'll be the hubcap 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4904 Larry has finally reached a point where he can reinvent the automobile 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4905 He's reinventing something in the other room. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4906 Apparently the millstone around his neck is that he feels like he's stuck reinventing the wheel. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4907 He's not happy with our relationship. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4908 Tolerating a huge wheel in the house is not in my wheelhouse. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4909 He still thinks he invented the wheel. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4910 He's reinventing the wheel all over again. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4911 I said I wanted a doughnut for my coffee, but he never listens to the end of my sentences. 1.0787 0.03653 89 84 3 2
4912 At this point, it's no use arguing - no matter what I say, Herb just insists on reinventing the wheel. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4913 He has a mother complex. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4914 George is inventing something again. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4915 He's a great guy, but his constant need to reinvent the wheel is getting pretty old. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4916 Now that he got the moss of it, he's moving to the next stage of his plan. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4917 I told him I wanted a doughnut with my coffee. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4918 well, it's better than bartering 1.0787 0.03653 89 84 3 2
4919 So it's not disruptive technology. We can always give it to the Whitney as art trouve. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4920 He being trying to make the perfect doughnut hole. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4921 Coincidentally, whenever I ask Bill to do the dishes, he is 'about to start' yet another onerous DIY project. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4922 What can I say, Jim bought Dunkin' Donuts last month. 1.0787 0.03653 89 84 3 2
4923 With that new leg iron, George's philandering days are over! 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4924 Darren hates those silly rubber tires 1.0787 0.03653 89 84 3 2
4925 Well Susie, it's just "Bamacare" now. The Republicans will send the invoice soon. 1.0787 0.03653 89 84 3 2
4926 George's passion is reinventing the wheel. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4927 It's Lloyd's homage to the megaroll. 1.0787 0.03653 89 84 3 2
4928 Fred felt he should reinvent himself first. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4929 We're going to start Granite Valley. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4930 It gives him something to do. He'll keep chiseling until he thinks he's made a perfect circle. Not gonna' happen. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4931 I know, I keep telling him it's not necessary. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4932 "It's for my Ninja Warrior workout." Submitted by Douglas Monaghan, Floral park, NY 1.0787 0.03653 89 84 3 2
4933 Bill's sculpting job pays well, but I think he still misses his job at the police. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4934 Use first if only one submission allowed: Stanley has been reinventing the wheel...or I told Nelson I wanted the “Big O” and he’s been working on it ever since... or Stanley has been channeling his inner Life Saver. 1.0787 0.03653 89 84 3 2
4935 Ever since several tires blew when his flight landed, he's been a tad cuckoo. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4936 Don't mind Al. He's working on another reinvention project. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4937 He said he was reaching back for his next project. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4938 He wanted to be born in the stone age! 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4939 He's forever reinventing the wheel. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4940 George says it's self-rolling. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4941 He thinks the Yapese rai will replace the dollar. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4942 Larry's working on his first assignment for his sculpture class. 1.0787 0.03987 89 85 1 3
4943 He's putting modern technology in his man cave. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4944 It's hard owning an art gallery inside the house 1.0787 0.03653 89 84 3 2
4945 He gets frustrated every time he gets the bill from the car dealership-there's a whole stack of them behind the garage. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4946 I told him he shouldn't try and re-invent the wheel. He thinks I'm trying to hide something from him. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4947 For the Presidential library in Kenya, or so he thinks despite Trump's reversal. 1.0787 0.03653 89 84 3 2
4948 On Sundays, he always reinvents the wheel. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4949 Neolithic art's all the rage again- I guess sometimes you don't have to reinvent the wheel. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4950 My husband doesn't value originality. He is reinventing the wheel. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4951 He is always trying to reinvent the wheel. 1.0787 0.03987 89 85 1 3
4952 I wish he wouldn't spend so much time reinventing the wheel. Heaven knows, it's been done already! 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4953 Timmy is making his college application more well-rounded. 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
4954 He's just going through a typical midlife nostalgia crisis! 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
4955 This machine ground stuff will soon be a thing of the past. 1.0778 0.03249 90 84 5 1
4956 He's going to call his sculpture "Polish Fire." 1.0778 0.03613 90 85 3 2
4957 Fabulous, but who can ever make change? 1.0778 0.03613 90 85 3 2
4958 Larry's really had a tough time with this gluten-free diet 1.0778 0.03249 90 84 5 1
4959 There he goes. Reinventing the wheel again! 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
4960 Figures he can DIY his own headphone Jack. 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
4961 My husband was tired of gadgets. 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
4962 I asked him to re-invent my dining room not the wheel. 1.0778 0.03249 90 84 5 1
4963 it,s his black hole. 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
4964 He feels proud of himself for reinventing something. 1.0778 0.03249 90 84 5 1
4965 I gave him a long 'honey do' list, including working on the kitchen sink, but I bet he found a totally different metaphor to belabor. 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
4966 My agent is committed to changing Hollywood. 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
4967 Steve is really into innovation. 1.0690 0.03579 87 83 2 2
4968 Myrtle, Fred says the stone wheel is almost ready for prime time! 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
4969 He said he's going to leave me but I' m gonna track him down. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
4970 He's wasting his time. It's already been invited. 1.0690 0.03579 87 83 2 2
4971 Sure we can go to the spa ... He'll be in there for hours just as soon as he figures out that it rolls ... It won't take long! 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
4972 Gotta get minty fresh before my date 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
4973 My husband... Officer Donald... Trying to make the world's largest donut... 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
4974 Arthur really enjoys inventing things... 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
4975 He trying to come up with something better than sliced bread 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
4976 He calls it 'the whole thing'. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
4977 He couldn't afford a red Ferrari, so he's reinventing the wheel. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
4978 Charlie has a very inventive mind. 1.0690 0.03579 87 83 2 2
4979 The art needs to reflect our tastes. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
4980 Another baby boomer dude's attempt to reinvent the wheel! 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
4981 My Harry! He's always reinventing something. Why, last week it was fire and he almost burned the place down, goshdarnit! 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
4982 Who, Frank? He's great. In fact he recently took up anus-sculpting. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
4983 Jack's a real trooper. He's trying to eliminate the donut hole. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
4984 He,s working on an imvention. I hope we"ll profit. 1.0690 0.03579 87 83 2 2
4985 Arthur says he reinventing himself, but I'm not sure he understands that that means. 1.0690 0.03935 87 84 0 3
4986 He always said he wanted to re-invent the wheel. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
4987 Reinvention has kept his morale up since the layoffs. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
4988 I support his entrepreneurial spirit 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
4989 We’ve got plenty of time George thinks he just discovered the wheel 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
4990 I KNOW you think your design is better and more efficient, but I'm telling you there's no need to reinvent it - it works perfect just the way it is! 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
4991 His late neolithic orientation is blocking him from creating non-orientable topological spaces like the Möbius strip, but he is a great lover! 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
4992 He calls it 'Prospects.' 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
4993 Well, he may not have needed to, but he certainly wanted to... 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
4994 Don't ask me. Henry swears it's part of the caveman diet regime. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
4995 Henry's rounding out his career by becoming a sculptor. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
4996 He's always reinventing things. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
4997 Harry is always trying to reinvent the wheel. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
4998 true, but they say narcissity is the father of reinvention 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
4999 He's been obsessed with Johnny Cash ever since I met him. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5000 It goes back to his being the guy who invented the wheel in his first life. He's Buddhist, you know. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5001 Right side, left side...turns out there's only doughnuts. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5002 OK Google, how to reinvent the wheel. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5003 He ruined the living room furniture, trying to make it a Boston cream 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5004 Well, bespoke re-invention did buy us that sweet little place in the Hamptons! 1.0690 0.03579 87 83 2 2
5005 Stan's a retro-inventor. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5006 Who wouldn't break through walls to find the Big O? 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5007 He's pitching his prototype to Dominique Ansel next week. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5008 I asked him to be more creative in the bedroom, but he doesn't have to reinvent the wheel. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5009 Ludd is into reverse-engineering. It's his hobby. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5010 Jeez, You'd think he reinvented the wheel... 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5011 Well Zack is definitely the Cave-Man type... 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5012 Right now, he's at the point of trying to invent anything that will bring him immortality. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5013 I hope this time Ralph comes-up with something that hasn't already been invented. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5014 Oh, you know my husband...he just worships bagels. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5015 I told him if there was more noise and dust he would KNOW how it feels to be on his own, like a rolling stone. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5016 He knows that the wheel has already been invented but you know mmen! 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5017 He says I have a spare tire- I'll show him a spare tire!! 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5018 He sees himself as a reinventor! 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5019 You do know my husband is a famous inventor ? 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5020 He thinks you can't reinvent the wheel too many times. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5021 You should see the salmon he's got in the basement! 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5022 He's trying to fit a square peg in a round hole. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5023 He expects to make a fortune on the patent. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5024 I love this whole "back to nature" craze; Fred's in the other room re-inventing the wheel. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5025 He believes he can be the first person to actually re-invent the wheel. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5026 He's very committed to this paleo-diet thing. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5027 He's reinventing the 'Cheerio,' only larger! 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5028 He has reinvented the wheel. . 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5029 He's memorializing the golden days before we adopted the vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free diet. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5030 his next piece change the world 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5031 There are surprisingly few plumbers left in the neighborhood who know how to install a washer. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5032 He just hit a roadblock. It's supposed to be his life saver. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5033 He's a chip off the old block. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5034 I go clubbing every week now. Stan discovered cave man art, he's like a rock never moves. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5035 He's opening a 'Don't' shop. That's the 'o'. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5036 George always wants to bring his inventions into the living room. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5037 That’s his new hobby…… daft bugger! 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5038 Edward's new diet has rejuvenated his art. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5039 He may lack innards, but at least he's smooth around the edges. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5040 Maureen, I asked him last week when he was going to mow the lawn and he's in there trying to recreate the wheel. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5041 Billy Bob comes from a long line of perfectionists. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5042 His primary job is with a doughnut shop. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5043 John's been making a real hole of himself. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5044 He got me this time... he is literally reinventing the wheel. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5045 It's exciting, Bill said he is in the middle of making his first 'big deal'. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5046 No, we're still called the "Hello House" - why do you ask? 1.0690 0.03579 87 83 2 2
5047 What is it with men and that whole torus shape thing anyway? 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5048 This new style of art is called, Neanderthal Sheek. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5049 "He said it's the 'The Eternal Question ', I said 'We need an Answer!'". 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5050 His next sculpture will appear in front of One Police Plaza. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5051 It's a Dali before he lost his mind. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5052 Since Charlie's retirement, he's been interested in recreating the wheel. 1.0690 0.03579 87 83 2 2
5053 He calls it 'Doughnut a la Brancusi' 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5054 Did you try restarting it? 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5055 He abides by 'first thought, best thought.' 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5056 He's a retired abecedarian...he has eleven more letters to go... 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5057 Alex has taken up art therapy to lose weight. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5058 It's the conundrum of his life. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5059 Hungry? 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5060 Doug thought Bitcoin but turned out to be pua. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5061 Ancestry.com is funding Harold's exploration of his Mesopotamian roots. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5062 Bert says he rediscovered the wheel the other day. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5063 Harvey is so handy to have around. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5064 Elmont is breaking new ground in historical reenactment. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5065 Your husband is a chauffeur? Mine is an entrepreneur. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5066 It's going to be the entrance for our aardvark enclosure. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5067 Well, you did tell him you wanted a big rock for your finger." OR "No, I told him NOT to reinvent the wheel. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5068 You said you wanted a me to build you a new art piece in your home right?" "Yeah I want my house to feel more holy 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5069 They didn't just supersize my coffee. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5070 He says he's reinventing himself, but wheel see how this mid-life crisis plays out. 1.0690 0.03579 87 83 2 2
5071 He's trying to reinvent himself. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5072 He's working on reinventing the cheese wheel. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5073 He misses the office, and now the doctor has him on a sugar-free diet. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5074 "Find yourself a useful hobby!" I said. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5075 My husband and his projects! He's always reinventing the wheel. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5076 He's re-inventing his stone donut...without sprinkles. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5077 He was inspired by Trump to quit his job as a stonemason and design new cars for Tesla. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5078 Well...it all started when the doctor told him he would have to cut down on donuts. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5079 He has really been into Minecraft lately. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5080 He doesn't realize he can't reinvent the wheel just by making it bigger. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5081 So when the dog did that to your tire, how did that make you feel? 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5082 It's for American Fastner Headquatres in Bejing... 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5083 I gave him that to cope with my monthly period. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5084 My husband bought the wrong size tire. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5085 He says he is going to reinvent the wheel 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5086 All he ever does is reinvent the wheel. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5087 "Ian's work has come on a lot recently, but he's hardly reinventing the wheel". 1.0690 0.03579 87 83 2 2
5088 He claims he is reinventing the wheel, but at least it keeps him busy. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5089 Reinventing the wheel. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5090 The wheel? Oh no, dear. He's trying to reinvent his relationship with you. 1.0690 0.03579 87 83 2 2
5091 WOULD YOU LADIES LIKE A DONUT? 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5092 I told him not to reinvent the wheel - he listened 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5093 He's trying to re-invent our conversation. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5094 Yes, Charlie is something of an inventor. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5095 He calls it "Hall O from the other side." 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5096 To paraphrase the Roman, who will save us from the life saver? 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5097 What? Oh, that's just how we get into the Red Room. 1.0690 0.03579 87 83 2 2
5098 This doesn't look like my wife 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5099 Yeah, last week he just kept pointing at our bedroom saying, "Cave woman! Cave!". So, I guess this makes sense! 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5100 I heard Dr. Odem is a bit egotist, but at least he's using community service workers who are past patients. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5101 I asked him for a big hug and he starts this sculpture! 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5102 He’s an artist-- Who am I to say he can’t re-invent the trapezoid? 1.0682 0.03149 88 83 4 1
5103 Yes, I asked Barry to fix the toilet but he said that it wasn't in his wheelhouse. 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
5104 -Would you like something to eat? I have I knew catering service! 1.0682 0.03539 88 84 2 2
5105 These idea come from what he calls his "flaming torch" moments. 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
5106 He was taken by a strange mood. 1.0682 0.03149 88 83 4 1
5107 The igloo is really coming along. 1.0682 0.03149 88 83 4 1
5108 The wood and woodchucks arrive next week. 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
5109 He's always reinventing the wheel. 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
5110 He is an O-regionalist from the Stone Age, at heart. 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
5111 He's trying to build a better mousetrap 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
5112 So Betty, what has your husband been doing since he retired from the police department? 1.0682 0.03149 88 83 4 1
5113 Ed says he's re-invented the wheel and the car is just the tip of the iceberg. 1.0682 0.03149 88 83 4 1
5114 Bob's going to reinvent the oven. 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
5115 We're hoping oversized concrete monocles will be a thing this Fall 1.0682 0.03149 88 83 4 1
5116 His latest retirement project is like reinventing the wheel 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
5117 Honestly, Gladys. Is Frank still trying to put that round contraption through a square doorway? 1.0682 0.03149 88 83 4 1
5118 He turns everything into a major project by recreating the wheel. 1.0682 0.03539 88 84 2 2
5119 He's given up trying to be the big wheel in art school. 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
5120 HE SAYS THIS TIME HIS IDEA WILL MAKE HIM RICH. 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
5121 Fred is recently obsessed with B.C. 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
5122 He's obsessed with reinventing the wheel. 1.0682 0.03149 88 83 4 1
5123 Stubborn would be an understatement!! All I said was don't 'don't waste your time in there reinventing the square when you should be mowing the grass.' Suffice to say the lawn folks will be here tomorrow. 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
5124 Every time I eat a giant donut, I get a tongue splinter! 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
5125 Maintenance sent him to fix the sink. 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
5126 Honey, the front door has been replaced by a worm hole.... 1.0682 0.03149 88 83 4 1
5127 George is a prisoner to doughnuts! 1.0682 0.03149 88 83 4 1
5128 "He calls it Rock'n Roll and says it is supposed to be noisy". 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
5129 No, my husband and I aren't really into experimenting. There's no need to reinvent the wheel. 1.0674 0.03114 89 84 4 1
5130 Stan's not been all that happy with telecommuting. 1.0674 0.02673 89 83 6 0
5131 He never lets a chip fall! 1.0674 0.02673 89 83 6 0
5132 He has time-honored ideas but just can't seem to get rolling! 1.0674 0.03500 89 85 2 2
5133 You'd think after the fifth attempt to fix the dishwasher, he'd figure out that he didn't have to reinvent the wheel first. 1.0674 0.02673 89 83 6 0
5134 Oh, George? He has HalfsHeimers - so now and then he thinks he's in the Stone Age inventing the wheel 1.0674 0.03500 89 85 2 2
5135 He says it'll get him to the front page of this site called reddit... 1.0674 0.02673 89 83 6 0
5136 Joe spent years in a bakery trying to develop the perfect donut. Now he's transferring his talent to stone. 1.0674 0.03500 89 85 2 2
5137 Sharon, how is everything going?" Sharon, "You know the life of the architect's wife, he is always designing something new. 1.0667 0.03080 90 85 4 1
5138 I think that guy we hired keeps treading on the floor. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5139 I told you, no worm holes in the dining room! 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5140 When he told me he wanted to start sculpting, I said "Oh, great." 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5141 I'm so sick of being mocked for switching to a Paleo diet. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5142 "Yes... he's channeling a cave man... but not just ANY cave man!' 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5143 He thinks his tire will revolutionize the auto industry. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5144 Carl is always reinventing the wheel. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5145 Now I just need to add the icing and gift wrap it and it'll be ready to go. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5146 He quit his job to be a full time inventor. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5147 His masonry computing venture is about halfway finished. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5148 He wants to reinvent zero. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5149 His life has just been a struggle of one whole to the next. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5150 I told him not to take up sculpting... 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5151 Yep, you're dying. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5152 It's an 'O' for Oaf 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5153 And you thought re-invemting the wheel was a waste of time. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5154 He says he's creating the most resistant lifebuoy ever. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5155 I keep telling him, 'Sam, you don't have to reinvent the wheel...' 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5156 The Paleo Invention trend has been great in overcoming his fear of failure. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5157 Don't worry, there are plenty more in the box. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5158 I ordered ring of stone video game . 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5159 How much are you paying this reinventor? 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5160 I don't think she'll notice 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5161 Is your husband sculpting holes again? 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5162 He just can't roll with it. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5163 Together they're a round twit. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5164 They charge extra for reinvention. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5165 He's very serious about his exit strategy. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5166 He says if the wheel is already invented then this is the doughnut. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5167 Despite our relationship issues, Sam really seems to be evolving. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5168 Oh...Bill's working on that now. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5169 Ya know....., maybe they meant "form AL a tire!!!!" 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5170 Harry's Newest Idea! 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5171 I don't have the heart to tell him he just re-invent it. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5172 He's calling this one "donut." 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5173 So i heard your husband is working on a new sculpture.” “well he actually thinks he's an inventor. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5174 It's his off-season, hi-tech man cave project. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5175 Unlike some people, I have no interest in reinventing the wheel here. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5176 Bernie's bringing home some 'special' bagels. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5177 Sometimes Emilio chisels for days without helping me around the house- at least he's industrious. 1.0588 0.03492 85 82 1 2
5178 Says he's going to make a fortune. Frankly, I don't see it. Says he's going to make a fortune. Frankly, I think he is spinning his wheel. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5179 What a loon? He thinks he's discovered the wheel Madge - but it doesn't have any spokes in it. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5180 Frankly,he's got a tough nut to crack. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5181 He's so stupid, he can't add one plus one !!! 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5182 He fancies himself to be a great inventor. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5183 The new condo assessment is coming. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5184 reminds me of old Burl Ives song WATCH THE DONUT AND NOT THE HOLE 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5185 He believes in the "Theory of Infinite Improvement". 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5186 Barry's always finding these hidden treasures washed up on the beach. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5187 My boy's always been ahead of the curve. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5188 The Moore the merrier. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5189 He's such a perfectionist. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5190 Dave took up sculpting when he retired from the Force 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5191 I have an obsession with donut art. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5192 He says he's discovered how to sculpt a donut hole. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5193 He calls his newest invention a 'Wheel' 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5194 Gotta find a way to grist mill the gossip; it's killing me. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5195 He says it has unicorn potential. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5196 He never really liked my wrecking ball. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5197 It's for his new startup, he's trying to reinvent the wheel. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5198 Johnny just dropped out of college to work on his new revolutionary tech 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5199 Don't mind him. He's just realized that he's just reinvented the wheel. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5200 Offline banking 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5201 Maybe you should stop driving yourself so hard. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5202 My husband says we'll be rich soon enough - he thinks is start up "invented the wheel". 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5203 We're reinventing! 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5204 He truly has re-invented the wheel. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5205 That's one way to get the stone to the top of the mountain. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5206 When he's not in there sculpting, I have him move all the limestone out so I can work on my hand-made greeting cards. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5207 Jacklyn I tell ya; its almost as if he didn't know how the "Big O" works! its all about him lately. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5208 you know Madge,Frank has always had this thing for doughnuts 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5209 Gary's working on his 'Aleppo' sculpture. He's pretty sure he's one of the Marx Brothers. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5210 Honestly, I don't know why he reinvented the wheel. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5211 He thinks reinventing it will make his brain larger. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5212 I told him it's just a turn of phrase, but now he's determined to reinvent it 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5213 When he finishes reinventing it, I’ll be his spokesperson. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5214 Peggy drinks tea with one of her la-de-da friends, while I revolutionize art. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5215 He said it is time to go back to the basics, to reinvent. But not himself. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5216 pretty much. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5217 No, I re-invented it honey. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5218 Ever since his last girlfriend told him that he is a big zero who will never amount to anything, he seems to have found new inspiration in his work. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5219 He's trying to visualize the perfect filling for a donut. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5220 "This is the LAST time I make anything for your Uncle Cyrano! 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5221 my husband is a real all around thinker. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5222 Jim is trying to reinvent the Big O in order to find the G. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5223 The number of house repairs my husband needs to do has left him spinning. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5224 My Herbert is so proud of winning the Biggest Nut award at work. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5225 This café is wonderful, but sometimes the coffee is just too much. It's like they're trying to reinvent the wheel or something. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5226 As an autonomous vehicle I'm tired of people constantly telling me where to go 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5227 He just retired and thinks he’s Henry Moore. He’s not exactly reinventing the wheel. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5228 Henry chiseled a big wheel. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5229 Amazon Prime delivered is delivering it in pieces. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5230 His work is highly conceptual. Literally reinventing. Nothing figurative. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5231 Bob is always busy reinventing something. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5232 Kevin studied with an online Yap master. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5233 Looks like he's trying to reinvent the wheel again. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5234 He's always had trouble pounding out his vowels. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5235 I have no friends. People only call me if it's an emergency 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5236 Just another invention with no practical application. I wish he'd find a new hobby. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5237 I do nut know if Fred knows what he's doing. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5238 Your friendly neighborhood handyman, installing orgasms since 1985. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5239 He brought home another piece of dumb art to complement the one above my head. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5240 So Harry, are you almost ready for the big reveal? 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5241 He calls it "Self-Portrait Number One" 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5242 It was commissioned by Bob Dylan, and Frank is so proud, he's calling it "Tambourine Man." 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5243 My husband never listens to me. I told him there is no need to reinvent the wheel. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5244 His nose is too big and this is cheaper than plastic surgery. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5245 Yes, it's #Hollywod for the weekend. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5246 Modern art is ficke. Is zero the new $1 million or $100 million? 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5247 Herbie's reinventing the wheel. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5248 He can't decide whether he's an hour inventor or sculptor. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5249 Yes, he is obsessed with legitimizing his status. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5250 I train people in reinvention. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5251 now he wants to know what to do with it. Now he has to figure out what to do with it. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5252 Roger is reinventing himself. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5253 We will be the first to try his new marble slab donut. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5254 He can't stop reinventing that thing. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5255 Stone money is the new gold? 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5256 Stanley has always been a linear thinker. He says he has zero ideas for the name of his new sculpture. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5257 I don't understand why people are so against modern art. It gives me such a feeling of fulfillness... 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5258 He is very creative. Now he invented something he calls the wheel 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5259 That's Earl's attempt at modern art in our living room 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5260 They say you can't go home again, but Bill is an empiricist. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5261 Henry says sometimes you just have to! 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5262 I don't understand why artists have to glorify old technology 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5263 Harold's off his nut over his new art installation. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5264 Charlie always seems to reinvesnt the wheel when doing a project around the house. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5265 Saul can't make cent no matter how hard he tries. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5266 Excuse him, he thinks by rebuilding history he thinks he can rebuild our marriage. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5267 Fred said he'd try harder this month. All I asked for was just a little improvement from him on...the "Big O". 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5268 Actually, it is a work commissioned by the Patrolmen's Benevolent Association. 1.0588 0.03492 85 82 1 2
5269 Actions speak louder than words. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5270 He doesn't have the brains of a 3 minute egg. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5271 No longer does society need to rely on men re-inventing the wheel, we have woman now. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5272 Dave used to think he was the big wheel in the house. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5273 He thinks he's invented the wheel. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5274 Now he's figuratively, and literally, reinventing the wheel. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5275 You think that your husband is crazy? Mine said that he is going to re-invent the wheel. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5276 Well dear, if you ask me, Frank's 'Neolithic' style is pretty derivative. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5277 He misheard when I said 'do not sculpt'... 1.0588 0.03492 85 82 1 2
5278 My neanderthal husband thinks he's Jeff Coons. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5279 Honey, have you fixed the washer yet? The laundry's backing up. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5280 I'm here for the birth control trails. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5281 Yes, he's certainly pounding that bagel into shape. 1.0581 0.02538 86 81 5 0
5282 Bob is re- inventing himself again. 1.0581 0.02538 86 81 5 0
5283 If he keeps staring at it that way, it might turn into a wheel! 1.0581 0.02538 86 81 5 0
5284 Honestly, I'm just glad Burt is out of his alchemy phase - he can recreate anything, as far as I'm concerned. 1.0581 0.03030 86 82 3 1
5285 He's promised not to try and "Edison" the shelf this time 1.0581 0.02538 86 81 5 0
5286 "Joe told me it will be done by tomorrow , but I don't know... ". 1.0581 0.02538 86 81 5 0
5287 Hobart is trying how to use his yap coin for the subway. 1.0581 0.03030 86 82 3 1
5288 He's working to be a big wheel in the "reinvent yourself" movement. 1.0581 0.03030 86 82 3 1
5289 I know a great place for coffee; a cute hole in the wall downtown. 1.0581 0.02538 86 81 5 0
5290 Square hole? Try no hole. We should have the afternoon to ourselves. 1.0575 0.02510 87 82 5 0
5291 I finally gave her that big O she's been asking for, and she still mocks me to her friend? 1.0575 0.02510 87 82 5 0
5292 I'm having an affair with Uber. 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5293 It's the first part of his new sculpture. His is calling it "Obama You Ass" 1.0476 0.02887 84 81 2 1
5294 So how long have you felt driverless? 1.0476 0.02887 84 81 2 1
5295 Duck's going to theeat the world's oldest doughnut if it's the last thing he does... 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5296 This thing is too heavy for the swing poles. 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5297 I can't wait to try on my re-sized wedding ring. 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5298 In the back of his mind, he's fearful he has seen the form before. 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5299 I told him there was no sense in reinventing the wheel. 1.0476 0.02887 84 81 2 1
5300 He works for Donkin Donuts making store signs, but we have to pay postage to get it to site. 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5301 he says any one can be an artist even if its stone wheel.I bet he's making another one. 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5302 I suggested body building. 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5303 That wall I built was circular 1.0476 0.02887 84 81 2 1
5304 He's working on a revolutionary new shape for donuts. 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5305 If the door doesn't fit, you must ax it! 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5306 I'm at my wits' end, Sheila! I just can't keep going asquare and asquare with him about his impractical dreams! I'm ready to pack the kids in the sleigh and leave. 1.0476 0.02887 84 81 2 1
5307 In the last two months my husband kept saying to me, ‘Please wait and see.’ 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5308 It is for his insurance company 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5309 Donut art - it's his new thing. 1.0476 0.02887 84 81 2 1
5310 I think it's mail menopause,all l said was the bathroom sinks cracked,and he went all Stone Age on me ! 1.0476 0.02887 84 81 2 1
5311 Linda, I've told him a thousand times, I'm trying to lay off the carbs. 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5312 He is all over reinvention. 1.0476 0.02887 84 81 2 1
5313 He's always getting these crazy ideas. 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5314 Please tell everyone you know. It's not even an adequate mousetrap. 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5315 He's waiting for it to turn into 'The ONE.' 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5316 a good wormhole is hard to find these days 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5317 Oh that? Dan's now all about the sculptor diet. 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5318 George thinks he is a Picasso & Rembrandt. I don't have the heart to burst his bubble. 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5319 It's a milestone... in case anyone thinks about messing with our kids. 1.0476 0.02887 84 81 2 1
5320 It's less expensive to have him express himself through the arts than at the television during the football season. 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5321 My husband is a sculptor who has a "zero" rating for failure. 1.0476 0.02887 84 81 2 1
5322 Hal thinks that zero is the next $100 million. 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5323 Making a good donut is a lost art! 1.0476 0.02887 84 81 2 1
5324 I tried to tell him he didn't have to reinvent the wheel. 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5325 This is his close encounter of the first kind 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5326 Is Henry inventing something again? 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5327 Before he found "his muse", he would just stonewall me. 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5328 One day he just looked at that wall and said, "We need a arch there." Now he's using his "creativity" to recycle the cutout. Aren't men interesting? 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5329 I did ask. He just says,"Get you some of that. " 1.0476 0.02887 84 81 2 1
5330 (Man in hallway): "Ok, what am I doing again with this donut?" (two woman whispering): "Does the guy realize that we didn't buy that donut?" (Other woman): "Just don't say anything! "Act natural!" 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5331 Some downsizing was bound to happen now that Kool-Aid and SpaghettiOs are owned by the same company. 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5332 For him, the wheel is the origin of technology. 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5333 He says his latest piece will instil a sense of wonder and amazement in the viewer. 1.0476 0.02887 84 81 2 1
5334 3 people + NO cell phones = surreal! 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5335 Hey - clock's ticking, right? 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5336 We learned leaky faucets aren't covered by our condo fee 1.0476 0.02887 84 81 2 1
5337 He's been working on that ever since my first yada yada. 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5338 oh he's been trying to find a hobby to occupy himself with, you know ever since I handed him the divorce papers 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5339 I warned him not to try to reinvent the wheel. 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5340 It's meant to be a doughnut. 1.0476 0.02887 84 81 2 1
5341 I've given up trying to reinvent him. 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5342 Don't tell him it's just a reinvention. 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5343 He's a real middle-aged DIY geek. This month it's a red sports car. 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5344 His first obsession was standing stones. 1.0476 0.02887 84 81 2 1
5345 I'm getting kidney stones. Probably from eating donuts. 1.0471 0.02311 85 81 4 0
5346 He says it's the prototype for some kind of food item but I think he'll go nuts trying to handle that much dough 1.0471 0.02311 85 81 4 0
5347 ? Stoooone bunghole ? ? Stone bunghole, you got me sweatin' for yoooooou! ? 1.0471 0.02853 85 82 2 1
5348 He's gotta save money... he HAD to buy that stupid hammer...he say's "it'll revolutionize the world"...but he doesn't even have a NAME for it...I got a name for it..."weird lookin donut"... 1.0471 0.02311 85 81 4 0
5349 I wish there was a way I could tell him that he doesn't need to recreate something that was already created and works fine. 1.0471 0.02311 85 81 4 0
5350 I'm not so sure about him. He just asked when they invented that thing. 1.0471 0.02311 85 81 4 0
5351 He's always thinking about food. 1.0471 0.02311 85 81 4 0
5352 When you invite your friend over for coffee and your husband decides to invent the wheel. 1.0471 0.02311 85 81 4 0
5353 He insists it's almost finished but I'm not so sure. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5354 He says it is a wheel 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5355 He swore he was a proffesional, so I asked him to carve something that would make me say "oh!" In surprise... I wonder what he's making? 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5356 I prayed to God that you would get the caption. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5357 He's making the door nut for the new door. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5358 His boss told him that what he was doing wasn't reinventing the wheel. 1.0366 0.02713 82 80 1 1
5359 Worst exhaust problem I've seen in quite sometime. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5360 I am as self-driven as you are. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5361 Since replacing all our car's tires, his goal in life has turned to inventing a tire with an unlimited lifetime warranty. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5362 I told him to build a better giant mousetrap. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5363 He's sculpting a donut hole that's large enough to fly through. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5364 Compensating? I'd say dreaming! 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5365 He's always making foolish things. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5366 I have a new soft spot for artisanal simple machines. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5367 he thinks that this used tires will be the next big sensation in the art world! 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5368 Bill was an early adopter of home surveillance technology. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5369 He thinks he already invented fire. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5370 If his ever finishes the star gate I will the room as closet 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5371 Sometimes creepy clowns are inside you? Tell me more. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5372 He's been commissioned by the P.B.A. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5373 He's working off the inspiration Trumpeter from Hell. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5374 He sees going from Obama to Clinton as chipping away at a lot of progress. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5375 Patriarchy is responsible for the shape of the donut. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5376 I'm so glad we're past the cave man times. 1.0366 0.02713 82 80 1 1
5377 Ow It comes up so much in a conversation this way the wrightings on the wall. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5378 It's the starting letter of my favorite Arsenal player, chill boy! 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5379 I thought it would be better than Harry turning the place into a hole in the wall. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5380 He calls himself the OG Sumerian. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5381 Bill's doing paleo inventions 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5382 He made it to go rollin' on the river. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5383 My husband's masterpiece will be ready in like five minutes. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5384 Jeff is going through a modern art phase..... hopefully he will stop soon because it's clashing with my decor 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5385 He’s got plenty of “pian” in him, my husband, but no piano. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5386 It looks like we'll be waiting here for another five hours! 1.0366 0.02713 82 80 1 1
5387 He says he's going to market it as an upgrade, but I think he's really just reinventing the wheel. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5388 If you want something done right,Ask the woman 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5389 For these woman its the biggest donut I've ever made. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5390 It turns out that not too thrilled about Bob's telecommuting. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5391 His shrink suggested that maybe he should reinvent the wheel in a major way. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5392 You know Fred. Always thinks he invented the wheel. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5393 He thinks you'll like the doughnut with your coffee. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5394 He's the type of guy who would even claim that he invented the wheel. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5395 It's going to be the altar when they sacrifice the next Moon Maiden. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5396 It's Henry's new invention. 1.0366 0.02713 82 80 1 1
5397 I said I wanted Broundies! 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5398 He started bringing it in to clean up and wax it, for some reason it rains every single time. 1.0366 0.02713 82 80 1 1
5399 He's a stone cold donut your-selfer 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5400 Delbert is amazingly reinventive. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5401 CIRCLE in the SQUARE syndrome?? 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5402 I'm the problem!? Maybe she should try reinventing her day drinking habits. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5403 That's all he thinks about now 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5404 I'm all for keeping up with the Joneses, but I'm afraid the choker trend will pass 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5405 That big Cheerio sure makes a funky noise. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5406 Sam misheard his wife talking about sculpture being in his wheelhouse. He thought he would surprise her. 1.0366 0.02713 82 80 1 1
5407 He ordered a bagel. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5408 He won't stop and just reinventing it. 1.0366 0.02713 82 80 1 1
5409 These days it takes a big man to do the work. 1.0366 0.02713 82 80 1 1
5410 Sue: "It was so nice of you to take Tugg in after he thawed from the ice and encourage his artistic side." Tugg: "Call this wheel!!" Jane: "Yeah.....I'm not sure if we can hang this one on the fridge." 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5411 It's Jagger,s; over due for a moss scrape and the GPS doesn't work.. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5412 He thinks it's no good unless i's chiseled away or bolted down 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5413 My husband's hobby is wheelbarrows. 1.0366 0.02713 82 80 1 1
5414 Billy loves cars; we think he's going to become a mechanic or something. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5415 Howard is always trying to "reinvent" us. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5416 I think his previous job was doughnut maker 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5417 Even reinventing the wheel is project for my husband. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5418 He's made a poster for our candidate's drive for donations. I'm so proud. Get the pun? 1.0366 0.02713 82 80 1 1
5419 In the early years I told him over and over he didn't have to, but now I know it's just part of his process. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5420 You get a big O every time in bed? 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5421 Mom, then why didn't they take away his tools? 1.0366 0.02713 82 80 1 1
5422 He is trying to perfect the first wheel by reinventing it 1.0366 0.02713 82 80 1 1
5423 That would put a curb on shopping! 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5424 I doughnut understand why the renovations aren't going well 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5425 We're all so proud of Jim for really sticking to his new diet! 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5426 We are thrilled that Alcatraz has some ideas on a less confining design for our dining room. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5427 Making huge stone donuts gives him something meaningless to do. 1.0366 0.02713 82 80 1 1
5428 Jim still continues with his tinkering. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5429 It fell off a Home Depot and we were shopping for a tire swing. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5430 He's pre angel. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5431 He's obsessed with donut sclpturing. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5432 He hates digital and only wants to make real money again. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5433 Feeble ladies all fancy and clean watch me build the next new thing. EDIT Add private comment… 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5434 I'm just happy he figured out the heating before last winter. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5435 So it's this new, revolutionary in-home workout machine called 'Wheel'. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5436 Fred feels you do need to reinvest the wheel again 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5437 I think she ordered a ring from Tiffany's. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5438 Bob's been inventing something new. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5439 Hole lot of fun it is, artist genius it is not 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5440 I'm thinking the donut hole doesn't quite fit in the living room. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5441 "As the World Turns", he's addicted! 1.0366 0.02713 82 80 1 1
5442 It started with Edison's new Paleo diet. But now ... I think his inventing is starting to suffer. 1.0366 0.02713 82 80 1 1
5443 It's an ode to mobile It's an ode to double wides. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5444 He thinks he's some sort of big inventor 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5445 And I thought cronuts were bad. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5446 It's my husband's birthday and he just loves donuts! 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5447 His making our new son with rain water 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5448 Chris' recieved a tax deductible from the Donald foundation 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5449 Once I perfect it, what will I need her for? 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5450 Yeah, he thinks he can chisel it into the shape of a weekend he'll remember fondly. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5451 At this rate, its getting harder to keep up with the national debt. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5452 Ladies, the donut hole will be ready shortly. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5453 He'd rather be than see one. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5454 Thor wants to reinvent our relationship. 1.0366 0.02713 82 80 1 1
5455 MEROPE: I take it you're only partially covered- the donut hole came early this year! 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5456 Burt got tired of squeezing through that middle hole. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5457 Something for the horse, he says. 1.0366 0.02713 82 80 1 1
5458 You know how Irene gets when the handyman is around. Tsk. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5459 He wants to reinvent the wheel. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5460 Well, he said he was going to reinvent himself, but... Note: "himself" in italics. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5461 My son,the explorer,said not to touch it. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5462 As a child, he had a donut obsession. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5463 Edward told me it would be much cheaper to buy the donuts in bulk and split them up after, but I just don't agree. 1.0361 0.02061 83 80 3 0
5464 My husband just got a great deal on the newest Flintstone wheel 1.0361 0.02061 83 80 3 0
5465 Here, at Trump Real Estate we have a new approach at "making" giant single digit payments. 1.0361 0.02681 83 81 1 1
5466 How do I get him not to call InventHelp? 1.0361 0.02061 83 80 3 0
5467 He is just so proud of his latest invention. 1.0361 0.02061 83 80 3 0
5468 He wanted something to go with the sand box he created. 1.0361 0.02061 83 80 3 0
5469 HUBBY SPENDS HOURS STARING AT THE HOLE. 1.0357 0.02037 84 81 3 0
5470 I have the best invention idea! 1.0353 0.02618 85 83 1 1
5471 How am I going to explain to Linda that I was trying to capture her curvy figure and not a donut hole? 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5472 I just... I feel like I dont have control over my life. 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5473 He's trying to reinvent the political election wheel. He'll roll it downhill with presidential candidates carved into the stone to see who survives. 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5474 All we need for the big night is a bigger plate 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5475 My Gary says stone is the next big thing, and Musk knows it.. 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5476 After Hillary Clinton's coughing fit, Farnum is determined to be ready if it happens to him. 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5477 He just approved the replica of the Great Wall for the border. Now he is looking into reinventing the wheel. 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5478 I just need to find my own road 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5479 He claims it will revolutionize this thing he calls "logisitics" 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5480 I know they always say don't reinvent the wheel, but his latest design is showing signs of breathtaking originality and ingenuity! 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5481 Before his retirement he worked as a "police officer" for 35 years. 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5482 He's just hanging around. 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5483 "I'm afraid mother that he is stoned behind the wheel often". 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5484 I'm afraid in a few years I won't have a job 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5485 Jim's been very busy creating comic-inspired ornaments recently. 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5486 I have no circle of friends. I feel so left out in the world. 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5487 There was no cutting corners until he was totally finished with himself. 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5488 I requested a tape not a snake. 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5489 You know, he’s been a loyal PBS viewer since childhood. Unfortunately, he went a little ballistic when he heard Elmo say, ‘Sesame Street is now brought to you by the letters HBO.' 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5490 "Ironically enough, he's trying to reinvent himself as a carpenter". 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5491 It wouldn't take much to reinvent this space. 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5492 Does it bother you to be called a toaster? 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5493 Holey-moley! What is Harry up to? I have not seen him for hours? 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5494 Duncan insisted on a personalized artifact for his man cave. 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5495 Since he got off the Road Gang, he has been working on creating unique Sculptures. 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5496 Somehow,I think it's tied to his mommy issues. 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5497 Oh looks who's here. Who? O, silly . Oh hey 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5498 George collects oversized Life Savers pieces of candy - I'm afraid it's his only 'Big O" hobby passion. 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5499 Where's the hole? 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5500 I want equal rights in the workplace. 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5501 My husband and his male ego. He's always out to prove he can do anything. 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5502 Anyone else want to get krill on the way home? 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5503 He says we'll be rolling in the big money any day now 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5504 I'm telling you Margaret, he just keeps mistaking me for a Simpson. 1.0250 0.02500 80 79 0 1
5505 He's going to practice hacking that tire, then come in here and hack us to bits. 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5506 Who would have thought that sculpture would be in his wheelhouse? 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5507 Inveterate inventor. 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5508 he is a real stick in the mud and just go around and around in circles 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5509 All kids ever want to do these day is stone carve 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5510 My husband thinks he is so clever to have just invented the wheel. 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5511 Really Doc I'm fine. I just couldn't find any place else to park. 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5512 He's trying to reinvent the fire in our marriage 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5513 He usually gives up before he gets yhere. 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5514 He started off as a professional RECreationist but somehow that has changed. 1.0250 0.02500 80 79 0 1
5515 C'mon Olivia, how long could it really take? 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5516 I am just not ready to drive on my own 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5517 Mikey likes to reinvent things. 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5518 'Anxiety of influence' does not shrink his passion for his craft. 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5519 me first dime 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5520 He spends his free time reinventing stupid things. 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5521 After re-inventing the wheel, Harold contemplates a conversation piece. 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5522 Yap is the new Brookyln. 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5523 hmm.. I wonder what those neighbors are up to... 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5524 It's an artifact from the B 24 he flew in the war. 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5525 Sent Stan in to grab a pastry for me -- I mean really, how can one donut sabotage my diet? 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5526 Mom: Honey Daughter: Yes, ma Mom: You should have bought some doughnuts, Dan seems to be craving some. 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5527 He carries a huge burden. His father told him over and over, "A penny shaved is a penny earned." That's his eight today. 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5528 It's better for him to have a rock to move on. 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5529 I told him U.S. consumer confidence rose to the highest level in nearly a year in August, and he replied: "of course, we DONUT give up". 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5530 Crazy right? Anyway, thanks for riding over here. 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5531 But think about the donut holes. 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5532 The use of form and function is juxtaposed to his monumental intellect! The use 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5533 Bart thought it easier to reinvent the wheel than discuss Elizabeth Gilbert's new book, Big Joke. 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5534 Since we are no longer indulging, Ed has decided to create a do-nut memoriam. 1.0247 0.01735 81 79 2 0
5535 -I told you Melania... was not necessary to change his name by Donut. - I know. To satisfy the lobby, We have a donut in the lobby! 1.0247 0.01735 81 79 2 0
5536 Personally, I think he's gone TOO far with the "self-sufficiency." Even the little red hen took it to the mill! 1.0128 0.01290 78 77 1 0
5537 He says we're moving. I say we're keeping the house. 1.0128 0.01290 78 77 1 0
5538 I told him I wanted an O-Shot. And so this is what I get. 1.0128 0.01290 78 77 1 0
5539 He is working on replacing the wheel on our SUV. 1.0128 0.01290 78 77 1 0
5540 my old nuvaring kept falling out lol. 1.0128 0.01290 78 77 1 0
5541 He thought that it was a pool party. 1.0128 0.01290 78 77 1 0
5542 'Back to the same old grind,' he always says. . .the lazy bum. 1.0128 0.01290 78 77 1 0
5543 This " hole" thing looks like it will be be difficult 1.0128 0.01290 78 77 1 0
5544 For the Sept. 12 issue: "I feel so lost." 1.0128 0.01290 78 77 1 0
5545 Don't laugh, he's trying to reinvent the wheel. 1.0128 0.01290 78 77 1 0
5546 He's a great fan of Glen's and he thinks that the song was "Rai Stone Palau Boy.' 1.0128 0.01290 78 77 1 0
5547 My inventor husband subscribes to Twain's belief that history rhymes. 1.0128 0.01290 78 77 1 0
5548 I told Harry to park his jalopy in the middle; lemon-filled doorway complete. 1.0128 0.01290 78 77 1 0
5549 I Don't know Melanie...He's always doing something Nutty! 1.0128 0.01290 78 77 1 0
5550 Wale of a deal! 1.0128 0.01290 78 77 1 0
5551 And how do you feel when Tesla pinches your fender and says, "Goo goo goo?" 1.0128 0.01290 78 77 1 0
5552 I blah blah 1.0128 0.01290 78 77 1 0
5553 Your wife and her friends are over for a book club. She asks for donuts but you guys are fresh out of an argument and your petty. You are also working on a sculpture for your art show. You decide to sculpt her a donut instead of buying her one. 1.0128 0.01290 78 77 1 0
5554 Aunt Sally and Martha the Next door neighbor were having a cup of tea while Michael her husband was out making a giant sized tree tire for their dog ruffles.Little did they know that the tire was actually made out of stone. 1.0128 0.01290 78 77 1 0
5555 I solved his compulsion months ago... 1.0128 0.01290 78 77 1 0
5556 Self lounging car beats having a lazy honey. 1.0128 0.01290 78 77 1 0
5557 Henry's the same roll-over. 1.0000 0.01325 76 76 0 0
5558 It's his little counter-protest. They've got to channel that energy someplace. 1.0000 0.01325 76 76 0 0