Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Sometimes a dipstick is just a dipstick. |
2.2621 |
0.01778 |
2614 |
827 |
275 |
1512 |
1 |
The impotence, that feeling of being out of control when you find yourself parallel parking against your will, probably started when you were being assembled. |
1.8199 |
0.05879 |
261 |
145 |
18 |
98 |
2 |
I'd like to see you again in two thousand miles. |
1.8016 |
0.05088 |
247 |
108 |
80 |
59 |
3 |
I'm afraid we're out of time, but I'd like to see you again in 5,000 miles … |
1.7376 |
0.05639 |
202 |
98 |
59 |
45 |
4 |
And was this your first breakdown? |
1.7216 |
0.05541 |
194 |
92 |
64 |
38 |
5 |
Where do the voices tell you to go? |
1.7188 |
0.05834 |
192 |
97 |
52 |
43 |
6 |
So you're no longer attending your AAA meetings? |
1.7120 |
0.05920 |
191 |
99 |
48 |
44 |
7 |
And are the clowns inside you now? |
1.7017 |
0.06265 |
181 |
99 |
37 |
45 |
8 |
I don't think I'm charging you enough. |
1.6944 |
0.06057 |
180 |
95 |
45 |
40 |
9 |
We have to end for today, but I've set your next session for 3 months or 3,000 miles, whichever comes sooner. |
1.6927 |
0.05661 |
179 |
87 |
60 |
32 |
10 |
I just can't seem to control my emissions. |
1.6802 |
0.06210 |
172 |
93 |
41 |
38 |
11 |
Wait, back up. |
1.6746 |
0.05967 |
169 |
87 |
50 |
32 |
12 |
My father had a checkered past. |
1.6519 |
0.06281 |
158 |
86 |
41 |
31 |
13 |
Lots of cars fall in love with their mechanic. It's called transmission. |
1.6497 |
0.06445 |
157 |
88 |
36 |
33 |
14 |
Tell me about your last breakdown. |
1.6429 |
0.06559 |
154 |
88 |
33 |
33 |
15 |
You got yourself here. That's a good start. |
1.6405 |
0.05982 |
153 |
79 |
50 |
24 |
16 |
And how many clowns do you think are inside you *right now*? |
1.6405 |
0.06727 |
153 |
90 |
28 |
35 |
17 |
My mother was an Escort. |
1.6405 |
0.06466 |
153 |
86 |
36 |
31 |
18 |
I believe you are expeeriencing Prius envy. |
1.6309 |
0.06484 |
149 |
84 |
36 |
29 |
19 |
Back up a moment |
1.6267 |
0.06024 |
150 |
79 |
48 |
23 |
20 |
Let's back up. |
1.6207 |
0.06117 |
145 |
77 |
46 |
22 |
21 |
I know this is unprofessional, but could you drop me home after our session? |
1.6190 |
0.06641 |
147 |
86 |
31 |
30 |
22 |
These voices inside - do they always tell you where to go? |
1.6164 |
0.06611 |
146 |
85 |
32 |
29 |
23 |
When did you first realize you had a fear of clowns? |
1.6056 |
0.06921 |
142 |
87 |
24 |
31 |
24 |
Premature acceleration? |
1.6028 |
0.06668 |
141 |
83 |
31 |
27 |
25 |
It's a classic case of Prius envy. |
1.6000 |
0.06476 |
140 |
80 |
36 |
24 |
26 |
So tell me about these auto erotic fantasies. |
1.6000 |
0.06476 |
140 |
80 |
36 |
24 |
27 |
I don't take auto insurance. |
1.6000 |
0.06709 |
140 |
83 |
30 |
27 |
28 |
I'm tired of being the "smart" car. The girls all go for the muscle cars. |
1.6000 |
0.06554 |
140 |
81 |
34 |
25 |
29 |
Let's go back to the day you found out you were pre-owned. |
1.5985 |
0.06508 |
137 |
78 |
36 |
23 |
30 |
In your case I think a fear of clowns is perfectly rational. |
1.5985 |
0.06751 |
137 |
81 |
30 |
26 |
31 |
And you feel that the road never hugs you in return? |
1.5971 |
0.06354 |
139 |
78 |
39 |
22 |
32 |
And do you consume ethanol on a daily basis? |
1.5971 |
0.06271 |
139 |
77 |
41 |
21 |
33 |
Would you describe yourself as a self-starter? |
1.5942 |
0.06226 |
138 |
76 |
42 |
20 |
34 |
First of all, do you have insurance? |
1.5912 |
0.06433 |
137 |
78 |
37 |
22 |
35 |
Well, I can validate your feelings, but not your parking. |
1.5896 |
0.06634 |
134 |
78 |
33 |
23 |
36 |
You can break down if you need to. |
1.5852 |
0.06342 |
135 |
76 |
39 |
20 |
37 |
I'm afraid we're out of time. Is someone coming to pick you up? |
1.5821 |
0.06294 |
134 |
75 |
40 |
19 |
38 |
Well, problems may appear larger in your rearview. |
1.5802 |
0.06315 |
131 |
73 |
40 |
18 |
39 |
You bet I'm going to charge you. |
1.5802 |
0.06764 |
131 |
78 |
30 |
23 |
40 |
How much baggage could you possibly have? |
1.5769 |
0.06448 |
130 |
74 |
37 |
19 |
41 |
Tell me more about your auto body experience. |
1.5758 |
0.06812 |
132 |
80 |
28 |
24 |
42 |
Let's shift gears for a moment. |
1.5736 |
0.06674 |
129 |
76 |
32 |
21 |
43 |
My longest relationship only lasted six blocks. |
1.5669 |
0.06575 |
127 |
74 |
34 |
19 |
44 |
So tell me what drove you here |
1.5635 |
0.06522 |
126 |
73 |
35 |
18 |
45 |
How long have you felt you don't know where to turn? |
1.5600 |
0.06365 |
125 |
71 |
38 |
16 |
46 |
What drove you into therapy? |
1.5591 |
0.06768 |
127 |
77 |
29 |
21 |
47 |
Would you describe yourself as self-driven? |
1.5565 |
0.06304 |
124 |
70 |
39 |
15 |
48 |
That voice you hear in your head? It's the radio. |
1.5565 |
0.06407 |
124 |
71 |
37 |
16 |
49 |
How long have you been afraid of clowns? |
1.5565 |
0.07179 |
124 |
79 |
21 |
24 |
50 |
If they trust me, why do I have a steering wheel? |
1.5565 |
0.06608 |
124 |
73 |
33 |
18 |
51 |
Well, our time's up here, any chance you are heading toward downtown? |
1.5565 |
0.06900 |
124 |
76 |
27 |
21 |
52 |
Let's back up for a minute. |
1.5565 |
0.06508 |
124 |
72 |
35 |
17 |
53 |
Look, the squirrel had choices... |
1.5565 |
0.06994 |
124 |
77 |
25 |
22 |
54 |
How long have you had these feelings that you are being controlled by others? |
1.5556 |
0.06430 |
126 |
73 |
36 |
17 |
55 |
Let's talk about why you automatically lock everyone out. |
1.5528 |
0.06551 |
123 |
72 |
34 |
17 |
56 |
All my life they said, "Porsche's the pretty one, you're the smart one." |
1.5528 |
0.07042 |
123 |
77 |
24 |
22 |
57 |
Unfortunately, we don't accept car insurance. |
1.5528 |
0.07136 |
123 |
78 |
22 |
23 |
58 |
Have you tried turning yourself off and on again. |
1.5528 |
0.06946 |
123 |
76 |
26 |
21 |
59 |
So, what really turns you on? |
1.5528 |
0.06850 |
123 |
75 |
28 |
20 |
60 |
It's a clinical condition we refer to as Prius Envy. |
1.5528 |
0.06946 |
123 |
76 |
26 |
21 |
61 |
Sure, you're a smart car. But are you a happy car? |
1.5492 |
0.06697 |
122 |
73 |
31 |
18 |
62 |
Do you mind, just this session, if we talk about something other than the road less traveled? |
1.5492 |
0.07371 |
122 |
80 |
17 |
25 |
63 |
Let's talk about your tendency to avoid things. |
1.5492 |
0.07090 |
122 |
77 |
23 |
22 |
64 |
Tell me more about the nightmare with the clowns. |
1.5492 |
0.06994 |
122 |
76 |
25 |
21 |
65 |
Have you tried turning yourself off and then on again? |
1.5492 |
0.06279 |
122 |
69 |
39 |
14 |
66 |
He just sits in you and does nothing? |
1.5492 |
0.06994 |
122 |
76 |
25 |
21 |
67 |
So let's be clear. This voice inside you tells you not only where to go but how to get there? |
1.5455 |
0.06943 |
121 |
75 |
26 |
20 |
68 |
Tell me about your control issues. |
1.5455 |
0.06320 |
121 |
69 |
38 |
14 |
69 |
Please put the reverse camera on and look at me when I talk to you. |
1.5378 |
0.06729 |
119 |
72 |
30 |
17 |
70 |
Yes, Prius envy is very common. |
1.5378 |
0.06622 |
119 |
71 |
32 |
16 |
71 |
I'd like to work on your "my way or the highway" attitude. |
1.5339 |
0.06881 |
118 |
73 |
27 |
18 |
72 |
The next half hour is free if you can give me a ride to the airport afterwards. |
1.5339 |
0.07088 |
118 |
75 |
23 |
20 |
73 |
That many clowns would frighten anyone. |
1.5339 |
0.07088 |
118 |
75 |
23 |
20 |
74 |
I think you could benefit from an AAA meeting. |
1.5339 |
0.06557 |
118 |
70 |
33 |
15 |
75 |
How many clowns? |
1.5339 |
0.06881 |
118 |
73 |
27 |
18 |
76 |
I’m sorry but I don’t accept AAA. |
1.5339 |
0.06557 |
118 |
70 |
33 |
15 |
77 |
We have to stop now. Could you run me uptown? |
1.5333 |
0.06894 |
120 |
75 |
26 |
19 |
78 |
It's nothing to be ashamed about. Prius Envy is actually quite common. |
1.5323 |
0.06817 |
124 |
78 |
26 |
20 |
79 |
Are you finding these emissions are primarily nocturnal? |
1.5299 |
0.06928 |
117 |
73 |
26 |
18 |
80 |
Tell me more about your control issues. |
1.5299 |
0.07138 |
117 |
75 |
22 |
20 |
81 |
You're supposed to have avoidance issues. |
1.5299 |
0.06712 |
117 |
71 |
30 |
16 |
82 |
I'm afraid you are suffering from Prius envy. |
1.5299 |
0.06928 |
117 |
73 |
26 |
18 |
83 |
You've got a classic case of Prius envy. |
1.5299 |
0.06712 |
117 |
71 |
30 |
16 |
84 |
Reframe it. You're not driverless. You're self-driven. Big difference. |
1.5299 |
0.06712 |
117 |
71 |
30 |
16 |
85 |
Given your history, the fear of clowns is more than understandable. But could you say you just feel 'so used' in general? |
1.5299 |
0.07034 |
117 |
74 |
24 |
19 |
86 |
Seriously, if you don't cut back on the ethanol, I can't help you. |
1.5299 |
0.06928 |
117 |
73 |
26 |
18 |
87 |
Have you considered the possibility that these "accidents" might actually by your fault. |
1.5299 |
0.06821 |
117 |
72 |
28 |
17 |
88 |
This is a classic case of Prius envy. |
1.5299 |
0.06928 |
117 |
73 |
26 |
18 |
89 |
I'm a Smart Car, but I'm not living up to my potential |
1.5299 |
0.06712 |
117 |
71 |
30 |
16 |
90 |
Blue Book cannot determine your true self-worth. |
1.5259 |
0.06532 |
116 |
69 |
33 |
14 |
91 |
It's perfectly normal, we all have gas. |
1.5259 |
0.06976 |
116 |
73 |
25 |
18 |
92 |
Did you have any trouble finding my office? |
1.5259 |
0.06178 |
116 |
66 |
39 |
11 |
93 |
Do you think perhaps you're being Uber sensitive? |
1.5259 |
0.06868 |
116 |
72 |
27 |
17 |
94 |
So let's delve further into this fear of clowns |
1.5225 |
0.06992 |
111 |
69 |
26 |
16 |
95 |
Sometimes a tunnel is just a tunnel. |
1.5225 |
0.07335 |
111 |
72 |
20 |
19 |
96 |
Let's talk about your autoeroticism. |
1.5225 |
0.06992 |
111 |
69 |
26 |
16 |
97 |
You are a Smart Car; figure it out. |
1.5225 |
0.06754 |
111 |
67 |
30 |
14 |
98 |
You seem to be headed for a breakdown. |
1.5217 |
0.06691 |
115 |
70 |
30 |
15 |
99 |
Obviously, you're just not driven. |
1.5217 |
0.06915 |
115 |
72 |
26 |
17 |
100 |
There's nothing driving me anymore. |
1.5217 |
0.07239 |
115 |
75 |
20 |
20 |
101 |
Self-driving will not make you go blind. |
1.5217 |
0.07133 |
115 |
74 |
22 |
19 |
102 |
Our hour is up, I recommend we meet again in 3,000 miles. |
1.5217 |
0.06576 |
115 |
69 |
32 |
14 |
103 |
Just how long have you been cheating on your emission tests? |
1.5217 |
0.06915 |
115 |
72 |
26 |
17 |
104 |
You've got a surprising amount of baggage. |
1.5217 |
0.06915 |
115 |
72 |
26 |
17 |
105 |
Have you been skipping your AAA meetings again? |
1.5217 |
0.06691 |
115 |
70 |
30 |
15 |
106 |
It appears you lack self-control. |
1.5217 |
0.07025 |
115 |
73 |
24 |
18 |
107 |
Why don’t you let people in? |
1.5214 |
0.06715 |
117 |
72 |
29 |
16 |
108 |
What's more important to you -- performance or size? |
1.5175 |
0.06851 |
114 |
71 |
27 |
16 |
109 |
I feel like I'm going through life on autopilot |
1.5133 |
0.07124 |
113 |
73 |
22 |
18 |
110 |
And how long have you felt this Prius envy? |
1.5133 |
0.06666 |
113 |
69 |
30 |
14 |
111 |
"Nocturnal emissions? Really, nothing to worry about". |
1.5133 |
0.06899 |
113 |
71 |
26 |
16 |
112 |
I understand, but first you really have to WANT to change lanes. |
1.5133 |
0.06546 |
113 |
68 |
32 |
13 |
113 |
Sorry. Accepting a ride from you would be completely unprofessional. |
1.5089 |
0.06590 |
112 |
68 |
31 |
13 |
114 |
You can come out now, Mr. Schwartz. The car isn't going to do the talking for you. |
1.5089 |
0.07286 |
112 |
74 |
19 |
19 |
115 |
I am sorry I don't accept EZ Pass as a form of payment. |
1.5089 |
0.07061 |
112 |
72 |
23 |
17 |
116 |
Let's back up a little. |
1.5089 |
0.06341 |
112 |
66 |
35 |
11 |
117 |
Have you tried switching yourself off and on again? |
1.5089 |
0.06711 |
112 |
69 |
29 |
14 |
118 |
It's not size that matters -- it's how long you can hold your charge. |
1.5089 |
0.06711 |
112 |
69 |
29 |
14 |
119 |
The reason you're a wreck is because your father was a gas-guzzler and your mother was hooked on speed! |
1.5089 |
0.07286 |
112 |
74 |
19 |
19 |
120 |
I think you might be overreacting. Sometimes a honk is just a honk. |
1.5089 |
0.06711 |
112 |
69 |
29 |
14 |
121 |
If you want to get anywhere, you're going to have to let me in. |
1.5089 |
0.06711 |
112 |
69 |
29 |
14 |
122 |
Your father was a gas guzzler? |
1.5089 |
0.06947 |
112 |
71 |
25 |
16 |
123 |
I've lost all sense of direction. |
1.5089 |
0.06711 |
112 |
69 |
29 |
14 |
124 |
Come back in 3,000 miles. |
1.5088 |
0.06008 |
114 |
65 |
40 |
9 |
125 |
If you let that many clowns inside you, you're bound to feel guilty. |
1.5088 |
0.06853 |
114 |
72 |
26 |
16 |
126 |
They expect me to drive myself, but they never ask me where I want to go. |
1.5046 |
0.07094 |
109 |
70 |
23 |
16 |
127 |
I don't know what happened. I used to be so driven. |
1.5046 |
0.06851 |
109 |
68 |
27 |
14 |
128 |
Yes, we validate. |
1.5046 |
0.06335 |
109 |
64 |
35 |
10 |
129 |
Our hour is up. Do you need me to validate your parking....? |
1.5046 |
0.07213 |
109 |
71 |
21 |
17 |
130 |
Do you see yourself as self-driven? |
1.5046 |
0.06726 |
109 |
67 |
29 |
13 |
131 |
So what you're saying is, you have some sort of auto-immune disorder? |
1.5046 |
0.07094 |
109 |
70 |
23 |
16 |
132 |
NO. I DON'T WANT TO CHECK YOUR DIP STICK! |
1.5046 |
0.07445 |
109 |
73 |
17 |
19 |
133 |
I cannot live up to the hype. My parents were both smart cars. |
1.5045 |
0.06757 |
111 |
69 |
28 |
14 |
134 |
And do these voices also tell you to commit moving violations? |
1.5045 |
0.06995 |
111 |
71 |
24 |
16 |
135 |
Have you tried asking the clowns to take their shoes off before getting in? |
1.5045 |
0.07226 |
111 |
73 |
20 |
18 |
136 |
Poor thing ... you've got Prius envy. |
1.5045 |
0.06995 |
111 |
71 |
24 |
16 |
137 |
I believe you're suffering from Prius envy. |
1.5045 |
0.07558 |
111 |
76 |
14 |
21 |
138 |
And when did you first realize you were a hybrid? |
1.5045 |
0.06635 |
111 |
68 |
30 |
13 |
139 |
So, you say you have Prius-envy . . . |
1.5045 |
0.07111 |
111 |
72 |
22 |
17 |
140 |
So let's talk about your Prius Envy... |
1.5045 |
0.07111 |
111 |
72 |
22 |
17 |
141 |
There's the id, the ego, and the Uber-ego. |
1.5044 |
0.07013 |
113 |
73 |
23 |
17 |
142 |
It could be Prius envy. |
1.5000 |
0.07500 |
108 |
73 |
16 |
19 |
143 |
I'm going to prescribe a battery of lithium. |
1.5000 |
0.06680 |
110 |
68 |
29 |
13 |
144 |
Prius envy is completely normal at your age |
1.5000 |
0.06899 |
108 |
68 |
26 |
14 |
145 |
What are these voices telling you to do? |
1.5000 |
0.06772 |
108 |
67 |
28 |
13 |
146 |
You don't seem driven. |
1.5000 |
0.06643 |
108 |
66 |
30 |
12 |
147 |
You have an unusual case of Prius Envy. |
1.5000 |
0.07023 |
108 |
69 |
24 |
15 |
148 |
Is your back up camera looking at my legs? |
1.5000 |
0.07023 |
108 |
69 |
24 |
15 |
149 |
She said she needed more space. |
1.5000 |
0.06680 |
110 |
68 |
29 |
13 |
150 |
There's no such thing as "Prius Envy." |
1.5000 |
0.07023 |
108 |
69 |
24 |
15 |
151 |
I think we've been down that road before. |
1.5000 |
0.06643 |
108 |
66 |
30 |
12 |
152 |
So at what point did you realize there was no driver? |
1.4954 |
0.07094 |
109 |
71 |
22 |
16 |
153 |
I had the dream about the clowns again. |
1.4953 |
0.07785 |
107 |
75 |
11 |
21 |
154 |
Sorry, I didn't mean to cut you off. |
1.4953 |
0.06556 |
107 |
65 |
31 |
11 |
155 |
It's normal to feel empty inside. |
1.4953 |
0.06948 |
107 |
68 |
25 |
14 |
156 |
Tell me about these nocturnal emissions. |
1.4953 |
0.06948 |
107 |
68 |
25 |
14 |
157 |
You're going to have to learn to control yourself. |
1.4953 |
0.06689 |
107 |
66 |
29 |
12 |
158 |
I have helicopter parents. |
1.4907 |
0.07499 |
108 |
74 |
15 |
19 |
159 |
We all have our blind spots. |
1.4907 |
0.06377 |
108 |
65 |
33 |
10 |
160 |
Self-driving doesn't mean self-actualized. |
1.4907 |
0.07265 |
108 |
72 |
19 |
17 |
161 |
Tell me about your checkered past |
1.4906 |
0.06997 |
106 |
68 |
24 |
14 |
162 |
I keep having this dream that someone is trying to control me. |
1.4906 |
0.06735 |
106 |
66 |
28 |
12 |
163 |
Let's talk about your control issues. |
1.4906 |
0.06867 |
106 |
67 |
26 |
13 |
164 |
Don't beat yourself up too much -- even a Smart car can do dumb things. |
1.4906 |
0.06735 |
106 |
66 |
28 |
12 |
165 |
I used to feel driven, now I just feel used. |
1.4906 |
0.06735 |
106 |
66 |
28 |
12 |
166 |
And we'll see you again in 3,000 miles or the next incident, whichever comes first. |
1.4904 |
0.06831 |
104 |
65 |
27 |
12 |
167 |
Well you don't appear to me to be carrying a lot of baggage. |
1.4860 |
0.06688 |
107 |
67 |
28 |
12 |
168 |
Exactly when did you begin to feel you had no need for people |
1.4860 |
0.06555 |
107 |
66 |
30 |
11 |
169 |
You're not really lazy — you're just shiftless. |
1.4860 |
0.06946 |
107 |
69 |
24 |
14 |
170 |
You're smart. But are you happy? |
1.4860 |
0.07072 |
107 |
70 |
22 |
15 |
171 |
It sounds like you have some control issues. |
1.4860 |
0.06419 |
107 |
65 |
32 |
10 |
172 |
I think you may be driving yourself too hard. |
1.4857 |
0.06646 |
105 |
65 |
29 |
11 |
173 |
First, you have to admit that you have an emission problem. |
1.4857 |
0.07176 |
105 |
69 |
21 |
15 |
174 |
At some point we all have to unlock our doors and let people in. |
1.4857 |
0.06646 |
105 |
65 |
29 |
11 |
175 |
Lets talk more about your control issues. |
1.4857 |
0.06646 |
105 |
65 |
29 |
11 |
176 |
Can you give me a lift home after our session? |
1.4857 |
0.06782 |
105 |
66 |
27 |
12 |
177 |
You're not the first clown car to cry on the inside. |
1.4857 |
0.07047 |
105 |
68 |
23 |
14 |
178 |
It seems to me you have serious control issues. |
1.4857 |
0.06782 |
105 |
66 |
27 |
12 |
179 |
Everybody has a blind spot. |
1.4857 |
0.06219 |
105 |
62 |
35 |
8 |
180 |
So, you sometimes feel that there are... people inside of you. Small people. Controlling you. Making you go places you wouldn't otherwise go. Is that it? |
1.4857 |
0.06782 |
105 |
66 |
27 |
12 |
181 |
She says we should start parking together, but I need my own space. |
1.4811 |
0.06995 |
106 |
69 |
23 |
14 |
182 |
I might be more helpful if you allow me to work on you from under the couch. |
1.4811 |
0.06599 |
106 |
66 |
29 |
11 |
183 |
And you think having a middle finger would help? |
1.4808 |
0.07356 |
104 |
70 |
18 |
16 |
184 |
Before we begin, I just want you to know we don't validate parking. |
1.4808 |
0.07098 |
104 |
68 |
22 |
14 |
185 |
Everyone gets lost in Brooklyn |
1.4808 |
0.06550 |
104 |
64 |
30 |
10 |
186 |
I am not here to tell you where to go. |
1.4808 |
0.06965 |
104 |
67 |
24 |
13 |
187 |
Who turns you on?" |
1.4808 |
0.06965 |
104 |
67 |
24 |
13 |
188 |
And was that first lube job consensual? |
1.4808 |
0.07228 |
104 |
69 |
20 |
15 |
189 |
And why don't you think you're a smart car? |
1.4808 |
0.06965 |
104 |
67 |
24 |
13 |
190 |
How long have you had your fear of clowns? |
1.4808 |
0.07098 |
104 |
68 |
22 |
14 |
191 |
No need to feel guilty about tooting your own horn. |
1.4808 |
0.06829 |
104 |
66 |
26 |
12 |
192 |
You may be the first self-loathing car, too. |
1.4808 |
0.07727 |
104 |
73 |
12 |
19 |
193 |
Yes, I would consider that a Fordian slip. |
1.4808 |
0.06829 |
104 |
66 |
26 |
12 |
194 |
And this voice inside, does it tell you to do other things than turn? |
1.4804 |
0.06030 |
102 |
59 |
37 |
6 |
195 |
Most days I feel like I'm just spinning my wheels. |
1.4766 |
0.06944 |
107 |
70 |
23 |
14 |
196 |
Tell me how you fuel. |
1.4757 |
0.07410 |
103 |
70 |
17 |
16 |
197 |
If you leave the psychiatry to me, then I'll leave the driving to you. |
1.4757 |
0.06737 |
103 |
65 |
27 |
11 |
198 |
You say he left you for a Tesla? |
1.4757 |
0.06877 |
103 |
66 |
25 |
12 |
199 |
Are you saying you don't feel smart because you think you look dumb? |
1.4757 |
0.07281 |
103 |
69 |
19 |
15 |
200 |
I want to be a clown car... but I feel empty inside. |
1.4757 |
0.07538 |
103 |
71 |
15 |
17 |
201 |
Would you say you're no longer driven by other people? |
1.4706 |
0.06926 |
102 |
66 |
24 |
12 |
202 |
Yes, I do validate parking |
1.4706 |
0.06491 |
102 |
63 |
30 |
9 |
203 |
Start with when you first recognized that you're a hybrid. |
1.4706 |
0.06639 |
102 |
64 |
28 |
10 |
204 |
So the cars in the commercials seem much larger, and the women driving them much happier. Go on. |
1.4706 |
0.06639 |
102 |
64 |
28 |
10 |
205 |
No, I don't take E-Z Pass. |
1.4706 |
0.06784 |
102 |
65 |
26 |
11 |
206 |
Maybe it's time you stop and ask for directions |
1.4706 |
0.06784 |
102 |
65 |
26 |
11 |
207 |
Are you just here for validation? |
1.4706 |
0.07064 |
102 |
67 |
22 |
13 |
208 |
From where I sit, I'd say you have more of a gas problem. |
1.4706 |
0.06926 |
102 |
66 |
24 |
12 |
209 |
So, just when did he leave you for a newer model? |
1.4706 |
0.06491 |
102 |
63 |
30 |
9 |
210 |
And where do YOU want to go? |
1.4706 |
0.07064 |
102 |
67 |
22 |
13 |
211 |
Look, nobody likes to lose that new car smell. |
1.4706 |
0.06340 |
102 |
62 |
32 |
8 |
212 |
I guess my troubles started when I found out my mother was a rental car. |
1.4706 |
0.07200 |
102 |
68 |
20 |
14 |
213 |
It's important you don't confuse depression with a low battery. |
1.4706 |
0.06784 |
102 |
65 |
26 |
11 |
214 |
Before we get started, I need to mention some problems with your insurance. |
1.4706 |
0.07064 |
102 |
67 |
22 |
13 |
215 |
So what drove you to seek therapy? |
1.4706 |
0.06340 |
102 |
62 |
32 |
8 |
216 |
Do you feel as though you lack auto autonomy? |
1.4667 |
0.07421 |
105 |
73 |
15 |
17 |
217 |
You seem to have issues with self-control. |
1.4653 |
0.06381 |
101 |
62 |
31 |
8 |
218 |
Let's explore your desire to live life in the fast lane. |
1.4653 |
0.06831 |
101 |
65 |
25 |
11 |
219 |
It’s perfectly natural to feel rejected and empty inside. After all, 37 clowns did trade you in for a Prius. |
1.4653 |
0.07253 |
101 |
68 |
19 |
14 |
220 |
What drove you to get help |
1.4653 |
0.06684 |
101 |
64 |
27 |
10 |
221 |
Maybe you're driving yourself too hard. |
1.4653 |
0.06684 |
101 |
64 |
27 |
10 |
222 |
And you feel having all those clowns cram inside of you is the reason you haven't been able to start up? |
1.4653 |
0.07388 |
101 |
69 |
17 |
15 |
223 |
Listen, nobody finds their way around Brooklyn the first time |
1.4653 |
0.06831 |
101 |
65 |
25 |
11 |
224 |
I guess I've taken a few wrong turns in life. |
1.4653 |
0.06684 |
101 |
64 |
27 |
10 |
225 |
What brought you here today? |
1.4653 |
0.07115 |
101 |
67 |
21 |
13 |
226 |
Tell me more about your recurring dream. Do you still wake up screaming every time the band plays “Send in the Clowns? " |
1.4653 |
0.07906 |
101 |
73 |
9 |
19 |
227 |
You need to accept that you're in the driver's seat now. |
1.4653 |
0.06535 |
101 |
63 |
29 |
9 |
228 |
I'm sorry but I can't validate your parking. |
1.4653 |
0.07115 |
101 |
67 |
21 |
13 |
229 |
I can't help if you won't let me under your hood. |
1.4653 |
0.06381 |
101 |
62 |
31 |
8 |
230 |
So, self control. Tell me more about the stain in the driveway. |
1.4653 |
0.06974 |
101 |
66 |
23 |
12 |
231 |
I encourage you to toot your own horn now and then. |
1.4653 |
0.06381 |
101 |
62 |
31 |
8 |
232 |
I can help you, but it's only good for 90 days or 3000 miles, whichever comes first. |
1.4653 |
0.06974 |
101 |
66 |
23 |
12 |
233 |
So, have you thought about where YOU want to go? |
1.4653 |
0.06381 |
101 |
62 |
31 |
8 |
234 |
I think it's time for you to take a hard look in the rear-view mirror. |
1.4608 |
0.07329 |
102 |
70 |
17 |
15 |
235 |
Tell me more about that 'clown' inside you. What is he saying to you now? |
1.4608 |
0.07060 |
102 |
68 |
21 |
13 |
236 |
Wait . . . you feel like there are how many clowns inside you just waiting to get out? |
1.4600 |
0.07443 |
100 |
69 |
16 |
15 |
237 |
When we're done can you take me home? |
1.4600 |
0.07306 |
100 |
68 |
18 |
14 |
238 |
But which self is driving now? |
1.4600 |
0.07306 |
100 |
68 |
18 |
14 |
239 |
It's not just a label! You are a smart car. |
1.4600 |
0.07306 |
100 |
68 |
18 |
14 |
240 |
I just want to be told I'm a smart car. |
1.4600 |
0.06730 |
100 |
64 |
26 |
10 |
241 |
How do you see yourself going forward? |
1.4600 |
0.05932 |
100 |
59 |
36 |
5 |
242 |
You may find this session very troubling, so I hope you have someone to drive you home. |
1.4600 |
0.06423 |
100 |
62 |
30 |
8 |
243 |
Ever since the recall, I've just felt like a part of me is missing. |
1.4600 |
0.06878 |
100 |
65 |
24 |
11 |
244 |
Your problems obviously stem from issues with your motherboard. |
1.4600 |
0.06423 |
100 |
62 |
30 |
8 |
245 |
I can assure you that no one is driving you insane. |
1.4600 |
0.06878 |
100 |
65 |
24 |
11 |
246 |
I'm so confused....I don't know which way to turn. |
1.4600 |
0.05581 |
100 |
57 |
40 |
3 |
247 |
Tell me the dream about the clowns again. |
1.4600 |
0.07166 |
100 |
67 |
20 |
13 |
248 |
You dream of how many clowns? |
1.4600 |
0.07443 |
100 |
69 |
16 |
15 |
249 |
And in your dream, had you studied for your carbon emission test? |
1.4600 |
0.07166 |
100 |
67 |
20 |
13 |
250 |
Your oil has to want to change. |
1.4600 |
0.07166 |
100 |
67 |
20 |
13 |
251 |
Tell me, what brings you here? |
1.4600 |
0.06878 |
100 |
65 |
24 |
11 |
252 |
It's always 'turn left, turn right,' never 'follow your dreams Carl.' |
1.4600 |
0.07306 |
100 |
68 |
18 |
14 |
253 |
It's about the journey. |
1.4600 |
0.06264 |
100 |
61 |
32 |
7 |
254 |
You were giving the wrong signals.... |
1.4600 |
0.06878 |
100 |
65 |
24 |
11 |
255 |
You are still smart, just not Uber smart. |
1.4600 |
0.06878 |
100 |
65 |
24 |
11 |
256 |
It all started with a bunch of clowns. |
1.4592 |
0.07131 |
98 |
65 |
21 |
12 |
257 |
You're going to have to give me some sort of signal. |
1.4563 |
0.06728 |
103 |
67 |
25 |
11 |
258 |
Now, tell me about these auto-erotic tendencies. |
1.4545 |
0.07218 |
99 |
67 |
19 |
13 |
259 |
Blaming everything on your motherboard isn't very productive. |
1.4545 |
0.06926 |
99 |
65 |
23 |
11 |
260 |
You have Acceleration Deficit Disorder . |
1.4545 |
0.07359 |
99 |
68 |
17 |
14 |
261 |
I'm hearing a lot of suppressed road rage. |
1.4545 |
0.06926 |
99 |
65 |
23 |
11 |
262 |
Do you consider yourself driven? |
1.4545 |
0.06465 |
99 |
62 |
29 |
8 |
263 |
Tooting your own horn is perfectly normal for a car your age. |
1.4545 |
0.07074 |
99 |
66 |
21 |
12 |
264 |
As you get older, it's natural that you have a harder time holding a charge. |
1.4545 |
0.06303 |
99 |
61 |
31 |
7 |
265 |
Premature acceleration is very common with your model. |
1.4500 |
0.07160 |
100 |
68 |
19 |
13 |
266 |
I need a new Lithium prescription. |
1.4490 |
0.07124 |
98 |
66 |
20 |
12 |
267 |
Of course I could stop if I wanted to. |
1.4490 |
0.06822 |
98 |
64 |
24 |
10 |
268 |
I'm sorry, but only a manufacturer can prescribe premium unleaded |
1.4490 |
0.07124 |
98 |
66 |
20 |
12 |
269 |
Let's get back to your control issues |
1.4490 |
0.07124 |
98 |
66 |
20 |
12 |
270 |
Can we talk a little more about these control issues? |
1.4490 |
0.06822 |
98 |
64 |
24 |
10 |
271 |
Performance issues? |
1.4490 |
0.06822 |
98 |
64 |
24 |
10 |
272 |
We don't care what your meter says, 50 minutes is an hour. |
1.4490 |
0.07270 |
98 |
67 |
18 |
13 |
273 |
Sure - I pick up lots of women but it never turns into anything meaningful. |
1.4490 |
0.06975 |
98 |
65 |
22 |
11 |
274 |
I hate to cut you off. |
1.4490 |
0.07413 |
98 |
68 |
16 |
14 |
275 |
What makes you think your parents wanted an SUV? |
1.4490 |
0.06666 |
98 |
63 |
26 |
9 |
276 |
Siri told me to get lost. |
1.4490 |
0.06666 |
98 |
63 |
26 |
9 |
277 |
If I can't get you to open up to me, then how am I going to get home? |
1.4490 |
0.07692 |
98 |
70 |
12 |
16 |
278 |
And how long have you had this fear of clowns? |
1.4490 |
0.07554 |
98 |
69 |
14 |
15 |
279 |
So, tell me more about those voices you hear inside. |
1.4490 |
0.06975 |
98 |
65 |
22 |
11 |
280 |
Not everyone is cut out for life in the fast lane. |
1.4490 |
0.06822 |
98 |
64 |
24 |
10 |
281 |
When did you lose your sense of direction? |
1.4490 |
0.07124 |
98 |
66 |
20 |
12 |
282 |
You're fine, get over it, now take me home. |
1.4490 |
0.07270 |
98 |
67 |
18 |
13 |
283 |
Well, let's start with how you got here. |
1.4479 |
0.07235 |
96 |
65 |
19 |
12 |
284 |
The cruel irony, doc, is I have no idea where I'm going in life. |
1.4479 |
0.06601 |
96 |
61 |
27 |
8 |
285 |
Prius envy is not uncommon in your make and model. |
1.4479 |
0.07082 |
96 |
64 |
21 |
11 |
286 |
She hasn't touched my dipstick in over 5,000 miles. |
1.4479 |
0.06765 |
96 |
62 |
25 |
9 |
287 |
Decreases in drive and appetite are quite normal for a hybrid. |
1.4479 |
0.06765 |
96 |
62 |
25 |
9 |
288 |
Maybe you shouldn't drive yourself so hard. |
1.4479 |
0.07385 |
96 |
66 |
17 |
13 |
289 |
And you hear these voices only when you're driving? |
1.4479 |
0.07082 |
96 |
64 |
21 |
11 |
290 |
And has your family been supportive as you transition into an all electric? |
1.4479 |
0.07385 |
96 |
66 |
17 |
13 |
291 |
You're a 2009 and she's a 2016? |
1.4479 |
0.06082 |
96 |
58 |
33 |
5 |
292 |
I think this is a classic case of Prius envy. |
1.4479 |
0.07818 |
96 |
69 |
11 |
16 |
293 |
Why do you think you have such trouble taking directions? |
1.4479 |
0.06260 |
96 |
59 |
31 |
6 |
294 |
So, what brought you in today? |
1.4479 |
0.07235 |
96 |
65 |
19 |
12 |
295 |
It sounds like you are struggling with control issues. |
1.4479 |
0.06765 |
96 |
62 |
25 |
9 |
296 |
People think I'm shiftless |
1.4479 |
0.06765 |
96 |
62 |
25 |
9 |
297 |
In retrospect, all the signs were there. |
1.4479 |
0.07385 |
96 |
66 |
17 |
13 |
298 |
I just... don't feel as driven as I used to. |
1.4479 |
0.06433 |
96 |
60 |
29 |
7 |
299 |
Now, when you say you were jumped - where did he put the cable? |
1.4479 |
0.07532 |
96 |
67 |
15 |
14 |
300 |
So let's just back up a bit..... No, don't! |
1.4479 |
0.06765 |
96 |
62 |
25 |
9 |
301 |
Tell me more about these control issues... |
1.4479 |
0.06925 |
96 |
63 |
23 |
10 |
302 |
Let's begin by exploring what drove you to drive yourself here. |
1.4479 |
0.07082 |
96 |
64 |
21 |
11 |
303 |
And when did the voices in your dashboard start? |
1.4479 |
0.07385 |
96 |
66 |
17 |
13 |
304 |
Sure I'm in control, but I'm not driven. |
1.4479 |
0.06765 |
96 |
62 |
25 |
9 |
305 |
Oh, I am not a doctor or writing notes. This is a parking ticket. |
1.4479 |
0.07082 |
96 |
64 |
21 |
11 |
306 |
I can certainly prescribe a change of tires, but is that why you really came to see me? |
1.4479 |
0.07235 |
96 |
65 |
19 |
12 |
307 |
And what did you learn from lying on your emissions tests? |
1.4433 |
0.06711 |
97 |
63 |
25 |
9 |
308 |
These nightmares you're having...is It always clowns? |
1.4433 |
0.07323 |
97 |
67 |
17 |
13 |
309 |
And whose voice is it that you hear saying you're not a smart car? |
1.4421 |
0.06645 |
95 |
61 |
26 |
8 |
310 |
OK, you're small, but you are a smart car and you drove yourself here. Doesn't that make you feel good? |
1.4421 |
0.06645 |
95 |
61 |
26 |
8 |
311 |
I'm just not driven like I used to be. |
1.4421 |
0.06645 |
95 |
61 |
26 |
8 |
312 |
Yes, I can see how a fear of clowns makes your job challenging. |
1.4421 |
0.07288 |
95 |
65 |
18 |
12 |
313 |
Elaborate on the time you asked someone for directions. |
1.4421 |
0.06811 |
95 |
62 |
24 |
9 |
314 |
Do you think your father's history of gas guzzling affected his reaction when you came out as electric? |
1.4421 |
0.07133 |
95 |
64 |
20 |
11 |
315 |
Let me see if I got this right: your father is from Detroit and your mother is from Silicon Valley. |
1.4421 |
0.06811 |
95 |
62 |
24 |
9 |
316 |
Prius envy? |
1.4421 |
0.07735 |
95 |
68 |
12 |
15 |
317 |
She left me for a stretch limo. How am I supposed to feel? |
1.4421 |
0.06974 |
95 |
63 |
22 |
10 |
318 |
Not everyone can be a self-starter |
1.4421 |
0.06811 |
95 |
62 |
24 |
9 |
319 |
I'm fine, really. It's just cheaper to park here. |
1.4421 |
0.06974 |
95 |
63 |
22 |
10 |
320 |
And you say these voices keep telling to you to drive yourself? |
1.4388 |
0.07116 |
98 |
67 |
19 |
12 |
321 |
Feeling empty? |
1.4375 |
0.06916 |
96 |
64 |
22 |
10 |
322 |
Don't worry. Auto-erotic dreams are perfectly normal for someone your age. |
1.4375 |
0.07226 |
96 |
66 |
18 |
12 |
323 |
I'm sorry to tell you, its an auto immune disorder. |
1.4375 |
0.06756 |
96 |
63 |
24 |
9 |
324 |
And the voices tell you to go where? |
1.4375 |
0.06756 |
96 |
63 |
24 |
9 |
325 |
I gotta be honest, Doc, I don't know where I'm goin' |
1.4375 |
0.06916 |
96 |
64 |
22 |
10 |
326 |
Do you ever feel empty inside? |
1.4375 |
0.06250 |
96 |
60 |
30 |
6 |
327 |
When did you start claiming to be a Hummer online? |
1.4375 |
0.06756 |
96 |
63 |
24 |
9 |
328 |
Tell me more about "feeling like there's a clown inside trying to get out." |
1.4375 |
0.07377 |
96 |
67 |
16 |
13 |
329 |
I feel like she just used me to get from A to B, y'know? |
1.4375 |
0.06756 |
96 |
63 |
24 |
9 |
330 |
You aren't alone. Few of us understand what's really driving us. |
1.4375 |
0.06916 |
96 |
64 |
22 |
10 |
331 |
So all those clowns make you feel funny inside? |
1.4362 |
0.07647 |
94 |
67 |
13 |
14 |
332 |
I have a recurring nightmare about clowns |
1.4362 |
0.07647 |
94 |
67 |
13 |
14 |
333 |
So you think your problem is size, or lack of drive? |
1.4362 |
0.06858 |
94 |
62 |
23 |
9 |
334 |
As a confidence builder, try not coming here by bus |
1.4362 |
0.06689 |
94 |
61 |
25 |
8 |
335 |
Don't worry. Nobody understands roundabouts. |
1.4362 |
0.06858 |
94 |
62 |
23 |
9 |
336 |
Let go of that guilt. Lube jobs are a healthy and normal part of your life. |
1.4362 |
0.07496 |
94 |
66 |
15 |
13 |
337 |
So tell me, when did you realize you were headed in the wrong direction. |
1.4362 |
0.06858 |
94 |
62 |
23 |
9 |
338 |
Autoeroticism, I'd say. |
1.4362 |
0.06689 |
94 |
61 |
25 |
8 |
339 |
I had a nocturnal emission. |
1.4362 |
0.07341 |
94 |
65 |
17 |
12 |
340 |
How long have you had these auto-erotic fantasies? |
1.4362 |
0.07023 |
94 |
63 |
21 |
10 |
341 |
I've kept these emissions bottled up for so long. |
1.4362 |
0.06858 |
94 |
62 |
23 |
9 |
342 |
I feel great, but my gas pedal is often depressed. |
1.4362 |
0.06689 |
94 |
61 |
25 |
8 |
343 |
Now tell me ... exactly how long have you wanted to be a toaster? |
1.4362 |
0.07795 |
94 |
68 |
11 |
15 |
344 |
The term “smart car” can create unrealistic expectations. |
1.4362 |
0.06338 |
94 |
59 |
29 |
6 |
345 |
So what brings you here? |
1.4362 |
0.07496 |
94 |
66 |
15 |
13 |
346 |
I think you're headed for a breakdown. |
1.4333 |
0.06897 |
90 |
59 |
23 |
8 |
347 |
Can you find your own way out? |
1.4330 |
0.06859 |
97 |
65 |
22 |
10 |
348 |
Sometimes a gas nozzle is just a gas nozzle. |
1.4330 |
0.07166 |
97 |
67 |
18 |
12 |
349 |
So why do you feel you always need to toot your own horn? |
1.4330 |
0.06701 |
97 |
64 |
24 |
9 |
350 |
Remember, it's not your size, it's what you do with it. |
1.4316 |
0.06964 |
95 |
64 |
21 |
10 |
351 |
You'll find tissues in the glove compartment. |
1.4316 |
0.07123 |
95 |
65 |
19 |
11 |
352 |
Sounds like you have control issues. |
1.4301 |
0.06734 |
93 |
61 |
24 |
8 |
353 |
When exactly did your fear of clowns begin? |
1.4301 |
0.07705 |
93 |
67 |
12 |
14 |
354 |
She just doesn't turn me on like she used to. |
1.4301 |
0.06905 |
93 |
62 |
22 |
9 |
355 |
Let's talk about the dream where you're running over pedestrians. |
1.4301 |
0.07396 |
93 |
65 |
16 |
12 |
356 |
Electrical dysfunction is nothing to be ashamed of. |
1.4301 |
0.06558 |
93 |
60 |
26 |
7 |
357 |
First, we need to work on figuring out what drives you. |
1.4301 |
0.07072 |
93 |
63 |
20 |
10 |
358 |
It just feels like I took a wrong turn sonewhere along the way. |
1.4301 |
0.06734 |
93 |
61 |
24 |
8 |
359 |
Well I think any car that can drive itself to my office and parallel park on my couch is a very smart car indeed. |
1.4301 |
0.07072 |
93 |
63 |
20 |
10 |
360 |
So, you drove down the road not taken and then what? |
1.4301 |
0.06734 |
93 |
61 |
24 |
8 |
361 |
Well, what used to drive you? |
1.4301 |
0.06377 |
93 |
59 |
28 |
6 |
362 |
Relax, just because your battery is bi-polar, doesn't mean you are. |
1.4301 |
0.07552 |
93 |
66 |
14 |
13 |
363 |
If your emissions are good, size won't be a problem |
1.4301 |
0.07396 |
93 |
65 |
16 |
12 |
364 |
How long have you had these feelings of Prius envy? |
1.4301 |
0.07396 |
93 |
65 |
16 |
12 |
365 |
Ma'am, I'm just here to pick you up. |
1.4301 |
0.07236 |
93 |
64 |
18 |
11 |
366 |
Let's return to your first oil change. |
1.4301 |
0.06734 |
93 |
61 |
24 |
8 |
367 |
Just once, I'd like to tell everybody else where to go. |
1.4301 |
0.07072 |
93 |
63 |
20 |
10 |
368 |
Don't worry, nocturnal emissions are totally legal. |
1.4301 |
0.06905 |
93 |
62 |
22 |
9 |
369 |
Yes, tell me more about your gas guzzling father. |
1.4301 |
0.07396 |
93 |
65 |
16 |
12 |
370 |
And when did this fear of clowns begin? |
1.4301 |
0.07552 |
93 |
66 |
14 |
13 |
371 |
How did you get to the 8th floor? |
1.4301 |
0.07705 |
93 |
67 |
12 |
14 |
372 |
The consultation is complementary, but the parking is $150 an hour. |
1.4270 |
0.07303 |
89 |
61 |
18 |
10 |
373 |
Do you think you lack drive? Or direction? |
1.4255 |
0.07485 |
94 |
67 |
14 |
13 |
374 |
I think being zero emissions is causing you to hold too much inside. |
1.4255 |
0.06504 |
94 |
61 |
26 |
7 |
375 |
So you say your parents were driven. How do you feel about that? |
1.4239 |
0.07916 |
92 |
68 |
9 |
15 |
376 |
It's called Prius Envy, if you must give it a name. |
1.4239 |
0.07609 |
92 |
66 |
13 |
13 |
377 |
The first thing I want to check is your lithium level. |
1.4239 |
0.06952 |
92 |
62 |
21 |
9 |
378 |
Tell me more about not feeling driven. |
1.4239 |
0.07122 |
92 |
63 |
19 |
10 |
379 |
What makes you think your concerns are pedestrian? |
1.4222 |
0.07408 |
90 |
63 |
16 |
11 |
380 |
So how long have you self-identified as a toaster? |
1.4194 |
0.07384 |
93 |
66 |
15 |
12 |
381 |
Frankly, I don't think you need a shrink. |
1.4194 |
0.07540 |
93 |
67 |
13 |
13 |
382 |
I'd like to address your repressed emissions. |
1.4194 |
0.06892 |
93 |
63 |
21 |
9 |
383 |
Perhaps a new outlet would help. |
1.4194 |
0.06544 |
93 |
61 |
25 |
7 |
384 |
Sometimes you just need to unplug. |
1.4176 |
0.05861 |
91 |
56 |
32 |
3 |
385 |
Let's talk about your self-control issues. |
1.4176 |
0.07000 |
91 |
62 |
20 |
9 |
386 |
So, we're having control issues, are we? |
1.4176 |
0.06823 |
91 |
61 |
22 |
8 |
387 |
First, I'll need your VIN. |
1.4176 |
0.07000 |
91 |
62 |
20 |
9 |
388 |
Your uber is clearly in conflict with your id. |
1.4176 |
0.07666 |
91 |
66 |
12 |
13 |
389 |
So, you feel as though the clowns are driving you crazy. |
1.4176 |
0.07666 |
91 |
66 |
12 |
13 |
390 |
You are valued, regardless of what Consumer Reports says. |
1.4176 |
0.06456 |
91 |
59 |
26 |
6 |
391 |
When did you find out your parents were gas guzzlers? |
1.4176 |
0.06456 |
91 |
59 |
26 |
6 |
392 |
So, what brings you here today? |
1.4176 |
0.07172 |
91 |
63 |
18 |
10 |
393 |
Let’s first rule out mechanical causes. |
1.4176 |
0.07172 |
91 |
63 |
18 |
10 |
394 |
He called you a toaster. You showed him your headlights. Then what? |
1.4176 |
0.07172 |
91 |
63 |
18 |
10 |
395 |
This "collision avoidance" sounds like a defense mechanism. |
1.4176 |
0.07341 |
91 |
64 |
16 |
11 |
396 |
Sounds like Prius envy. |
1.4176 |
0.07172 |
91 |
63 |
18 |
10 |
397 |
No, really, you need to let the child inside you come out. It's not enough to crack the window. |
1.4176 |
0.07172 |
91 |
63 |
18 |
10 |
398 |
I wet the garage again. |
1.4157 |
0.07112 |
89 |
61 |
19 |
9 |
399 |
I'm sorry, was that one beep or two? |
1.4157 |
0.07632 |
89 |
64 |
13 |
12 |
400 |
It sounds to me like you know exactly where you want to be, but you just don't know how to get there. |
1.4157 |
0.07112 |
89 |
61 |
19 |
9 |
401 |
Do you want to pay by cash, check or EZ Pass? |
1.4157 |
0.06552 |
89 |
58 |
25 |
6 |
402 |
How long have you had these dreams about clowns? |
1.4157 |
0.06744 |
89 |
59 |
23 |
7 |
403 |
"I'm sorry but 'That's how I roll' is not the answer to every question. |
1.4157 |
0.07290 |
89 |
62 |
17 |
10 |
404 |
Strive for autonomy, but remember to let people in. |
1.4157 |
0.06744 |
89 |
59 |
23 |
7 |
405 |
Can I ask you to back up a little there |
1.4157 |
0.06744 |
89 |
59 |
23 |
7 |
406 |
Let's start with some relaxation techniques. Shutoff your headlights, release your emergency brake and slowly lower your tire pressures. |
1.4157 |
0.06930 |
89 |
60 |
21 |
8 |
407 |
Autoerotica isn't always a bad thing. |
1.4157 |
0.07632 |
89 |
64 |
13 |
12 |
408 |
What do you think is driving you? |
1.4130 |
0.07108 |
92 |
64 |
18 |
10 |
409 |
It appears that you may be dealing with a control issue. |
1.4130 |
0.06764 |
92 |
62 |
22 |
8 |
410 |
Before we begin, I'm obligated to remind you that the meter is running. |
1.4130 |
0.06938 |
92 |
63 |
20 |
9 |
411 |
So, you no longer have the drive? |
1.4130 |
0.07275 |
92 |
65 |
16 |
11 |
412 |
I understand you're feeling used. |
1.4130 |
0.06585 |
92 |
61 |
24 |
7 |
413 |
I'm just not driven. |
1.4130 |
0.07275 |
92 |
65 |
16 |
11 |
414 |
How long have you had this shiftless feeling? |
1.4130 |
0.06764 |
92 |
62 |
22 |
8 |
415 |
Think back to when you were just a little search engine... |
1.4111 |
0.07724 |
90 |
66 |
11 |
13 |
416 |
You're not the first self-driving car to experience road rage. |
1.4111 |
0.06869 |
90 |
61 |
21 |
8 |
417 |
What's the problem? I lot of people hate clowns. |
1.4111 |
0.07724 |
90 |
66 |
11 |
13 |
418 |
Today I'd like to try some reverse psychology. |
1.4111 |
0.06495 |
90 |
59 |
25 |
6 |
419 |
Ignore them—you look nothing like a toaster. |
1.4111 |
0.07048 |
90 |
62 |
19 |
9 |
420 |
When did you first feel lost? |
1.4111 |
0.07223 |
90 |
63 |
17 |
10 |
421 |
Tell me about your relationship with your driver |
1.4111 |
0.07394 |
90 |
64 |
15 |
11 |
422 |
I think you can find your way out. |
1.4111 |
0.07223 |
90 |
63 |
17 |
10 |
423 |
So, it sounds like you are feeling like you really need to shift gears. |
1.4111 |
0.07048 |
90 |
62 |
19 |
9 |
424 |
So, when did you become self driven? |
1.4111 |
0.07223 |
90 |
63 |
17 |
10 |
425 |
And when did you first realize you were afraid of clowns? |
1.4111 |
0.07048 |
90 |
62 |
19 |
9 |
426 |
Don't take it personally; kicking tires is just something people do. |
1.4111 |
0.06684 |
90 |
60 |
23 |
7 |
427 |
What did we say about honking? Use your words. |
1.4111 |
0.07223 |
90 |
63 |
17 |
10 |
428 |
'Piston envy is a common stage.' |
1.4111 |
0.06869 |
90 |
61 |
21 |
8 |
429 |
It's OK to toot your own horn! |
1.4111 |
0.06684 |
90 |
60 |
23 |
7 |
430 |
Let's begin by talking about those blind spots. |
1.4111 |
0.07048 |
90 |
62 |
19 |
9 |
431 |
So, tell me when you first noticed your driver was missing. |
1.4111 |
0.07394 |
90 |
64 |
15 |
11 |
432 |
You feel empty...driven. |
1.4045 |
0.07447 |
89 |
64 |
14 |
11 |
433 |
My professional opinion? You're driving yourself crazy. |
1.4045 |
0.06727 |
89 |
60 |
22 |
7 |
434 |
Tell me more about how you feel people are taking you for a ride. |
1.4045 |
0.06727 |
89 |
60 |
22 |
7 |
435 |
Please stop saying that you know where my questions are going. |
1.4045 |
0.07096 |
89 |
62 |
18 |
9 |
436 |
So when did your fear of clowns first occur? |
1.4045 |
0.07096 |
89 |
62 |
18 |
9 |
437 |
I get car sick. |
1.4045 |
0.07096 |
89 |
62 |
18 |
9 |
438 |
What makes you think he'll leave you for another model? |
1.4045 |
0.06727 |
89 |
60 |
22 |
7 |
439 |
So you were manufactured as a car,but you identify as a toaster? |
1.4045 |
0.07274 |
89 |
63 |
16 |
10 |
440 |
How long have you been taking different people home every night? |
1.4045 |
0.07617 |
89 |
65 |
12 |
12 |
441 |
Doctor, my problem is I no longer feel driven. |
1.4045 |
0.06534 |
89 |
59 |
24 |
6 |
442 |
Face it, Porsche's gone. She was out of your league anyway. |
1.4045 |
0.06336 |
89 |
58 |
26 |
5 |
443 |
And when did you first get this feeling that you have an autoimmune disease? |
1.4045 |
0.07274 |
89 |
63 |
16 |
10 |
444 |
"Don't belittle yourself. You ARE a Smart Car....... |
1.4045 |
0.06914 |
89 |
61 |
20 |
8 |
445 |
I sense that you are honking on the inside. |
1.4045 |
0.06534 |
89 |
59 |
24 |
6 |
446 |
If you’re not in control of where you’re going, then no one is. |
1.4045 |
0.06914 |
89 |
61 |
20 |
8 |
447 |
I really don't think you should take it personally when they kick your tires. |
1.4045 |
0.07096 |
89 |
62 |
18 |
9 |
448 |
You're suffering from Prius envy. |
1.4045 |
0.07274 |
89 |
63 |
16 |
10 |
449 |
Yes, what you call "Googling yourself" is autoerotic. |
1.4045 |
0.07274 |
89 |
63 |
16 |
10 |
450 |
How did you feel when you found out you weren't actually born in Detroit? |
1.4045 |
0.06914 |
89 |
61 |
20 |
8 |
451 |
Tell me about your hood, child. |
1.4045 |
0.07617 |
89 |
65 |
12 |
12 |
452 |
It's okay to be high maintenance. |
1.4045 |
0.06914 |
89 |
61 |
20 |
8 |
453 |
My initial charge is $250 for the first hour, plus $50 for each additional 1/5 of an hour. |
1.4045 |
0.07096 |
89 |
62 |
18 |
9 |
454 |
These "voices inside you"...are they A.M. or F.M.? |
1.4045 |
0.07617 |
89 |
65 |
12 |
12 |
455 |
So you're not feeling driven? |
1.4045 |
0.07096 |
89 |
62 |
18 |
9 |
456 |
Tell the circumstances that led to your first breakdown. |
1.4045 |
0.06914 |
89 |
61 |
20 |
8 |
457 |
Let's begin. What can you tell me about what drove you here? |
1.4045 |
0.07096 |
89 |
62 |
18 |
9 |
458 |
You say you're here because of an irrational fear of catching an auto-immune disease? |
1.4045 |
0.06534 |
89 |
59 |
24 |
6 |
459 |
So your main problem is a lack of drive? |
1.4045 |
0.06727 |
89 |
60 |
22 |
7 |
460 |
What makes you think your father was a toaster? |
1.4045 |
0.07447 |
89 |
64 |
14 |
11 |
461 |
I don't know.....I just seem to have lost my sense of direction. |
1.4045 |
0.06914 |
89 |
61 |
20 |
8 |
462 |
Some days you're the windshield, some days you're the bug. |
1.4045 |
0.07617 |
89 |
65 |
12 |
12 |
463 |
Do you fear autonomy? |
1.4045 |
0.07096 |
89 |
62 |
18 |
9 |
464 |
When did you first notice that you were losing your drive? |
1.4023 |
0.06832 |
87 |
59 |
21 |
7 |
465 |
I just feel like I've lost all my drive. |
1.4023 |
0.07212 |
87 |
61 |
17 |
9 |
466 |
I am self-driving, but my owner just refuses to give up control. |
1.4023 |
0.06832 |
87 |
59 |
21 |
7 |
467 |
"After losing your driver it is only natural to grieve". |
1.4023 |
0.07212 |
87 |
61 |
17 |
9 |
468 |
So Freud would have called it Prius envy? |
1.4023 |
0.07395 |
87 |
62 |
15 |
10 |
469 |
I'm not sure what we can do about your Prius envy |
1.4023 |
0.07748 |
87 |
64 |
11 |
12 |
470 |
Let's get past the small stuff. I'd appreciate it if you could park facing me. |
1.4023 |
0.07025 |
87 |
60 |
19 |
8 |
471 |
To begin with, just what makes you think you're so Smart? |
1.4023 |
0.06832 |
87 |
59 |
21 |
7 |
472 |
I can't help you if you won't let me in. |
1.4023 |
0.06633 |
87 |
58 |
23 |
6 |
473 |
Tell me about how you got here. |
1.4023 |
0.06832 |
87 |
59 |
21 |
7 |
474 |
So how long have you had this obsession with auto-eroticism? |
1.4023 |
0.06832 |
87 |
59 |
21 |
7 |
475 |
It's perfectly normal to have gas problems. |
1.4023 |
0.07212 |
87 |
61 |
17 |
9 |
476 |
Tell me more about your breakdown on 43rd Street. |
1.4023 |
0.06832 |
87 |
59 |
21 |
7 |
477 |
So this week I want you to try going one day without maps. |
1.4023 |
0.06633 |
87 |
58 |
23 |
6 |
478 |
I feel people are just using me. |
1.4023 |
0.07395 |
87 |
62 |
15 |
10 |
479 |
i think you're having control issues |
1.4023 |
0.06633 |
87 |
58 |
23 |
6 |
480 |
..and that's when I found out I was adopted, and my real mother is a toaster. |
1.4023 |
0.07212 |
87 |
61 |
17 |
9 |
481 |
I would say you have a case of piston envy. |
1.4023 |
0.07748 |
87 |
64 |
11 |
12 |
482 |
It's sounds like you feel like nothing is driving you. |
1.4023 |
0.07025 |
87 |
60 |
19 |
8 |
483 |
Well, we've come to the end of our session. Do you need your parking validated? |
1.4023 |
0.07212 |
87 |
61 |
17 |
9 |
484 |
You know, being self driven doesn't mean you can't feel lost. |
1.4023 |
0.07395 |
87 |
62 |
15 |
10 |
485 |
I give up. How many clowns can you hold? |
1.4023 |
0.07574 |
87 |
63 |
13 |
11 |
486 |
My meter's running, too, you know. |
1.4023 |
0.07025 |
87 |
60 |
19 |
8 |
487 |
And how many clowns were there? |
1.4023 |
0.07025 |
87 |
60 |
19 |
8 |
488 |
You're very self-driven |
1.4023 |
0.06832 |
87 |
59 |
21 |
7 |
489 |
By now you know you can't carry a lot of excess baggage. |
1.4023 |
0.07212 |
87 |
61 |
17 |
9 |
490 |
Let's begin with your bad dreams. How many clowns are jumping out of you? |
1.4023 |
0.07395 |
87 |
62 |
15 |
10 |
491 |
Focus less on being self-driving, and more on being self-driven |
1.4023 |
0.06832 |
87 |
59 |
21 |
7 |
492 |
Not the clown car dream again? |
1.4023 |
0.07025 |
87 |
60 |
19 |
8 |
493 |
Why do you say 'I don't feel driven anymore'? |
1.4023 |
0.06428 |
87 |
57 |
25 |
5 |
494 |
At what point did you see yourself as the little engine that couldn't? |
1.4023 |
0.07025 |
87 |
60 |
19 |
8 |
495 |
Where do you think this need to be controlled is coming from? |
1.4023 |
0.06832 |
87 |
59 |
21 |
7 |
496 |
Would you describe your parents as driven? |
1.4023 |
0.07212 |
87 |
61 |
17 |
9 |
497 |
Let me guess – you feel like your life is on auto-pilot. |
1.4023 |
0.07025 |
87 |
60 |
19 |
8 |
498 |
Let's start with how you got here. |
1.4023 |
0.07395 |
87 |
62 |
15 |
10 |
499 |
It sounds like you're driving yourself crazy. |
1.4023 |
0.06633 |
87 |
58 |
23 |
6 |
500 |
How long have you been fueling this way? |
1.4023 |
0.06832 |
87 |
59 |
21 |
7 |
501 |
Tell me more about feeling empty inside. |
1.4023 |
0.06832 |
87 |
59 |
21 |
7 |
502 |
Are you sure it's gas? |
1.3977 |
0.06573 |
88 |
59 |
23 |
6 |
503 |
You could've had a V8. |
1.3977 |
0.07501 |
88 |
64 |
13 |
11 |
504 |
And would you describe yourself as "driven"? |
1.3977 |
0.07145 |
88 |
62 |
17 |
9 |
505 |
Think of it as 'parkability', not 'size matters'. |
1.3977 |
0.06959 |
88 |
61 |
19 |
8 |
506 |
Only you can change your direction. |
1.3977 |
0.06371 |
88 |
58 |
25 |
5 |
507 |
Why do you feel you need everyone to think you are smart? |
1.3977 |
0.07145 |
88 |
62 |
17 |
9 |
508 |
Mechanical reassignment as a toaster involves many issues. Naturally, I'm here to counsel with you and help clarify the correct path for expressing your true self. |
1.3956 |
0.06967 |
91 |
64 |
18 |
9 |
509 |
What do you mean your meter is running? |
1.3953 |
0.07807 |
86 |
64 |
10 |
12 |
510 |
Take a vacation. Unplug. Recharge. |
1.3953 |
0.06466 |
86 |
57 |
24 |
5 |
511 |
Growing up, my dad was on the road a lot. |
1.3953 |
0.06674 |
86 |
58 |
22 |
6 |
512 |
Was it the amount of clowns inside you, or that everyone just stood and watched? |
1.3953 |
0.07981 |
86 |
65 |
8 |
13 |
513 |
I think I'm driving myself crazy. |
1.3953 |
0.06466 |
86 |
57 |
24 |
5 |
514 |
I think if you're ever going to be truly happy, you'll need to focus less on your crash safety issues, and focus more on your wonderful fuel efficiency, and ability to make people laugh. |
1.3953 |
0.07072 |
86 |
60 |
18 |
8 |
515 |
We all wish we were in a better cartoon. |
1.3953 |
0.07263 |
86 |
61 |
16 |
9 |
516 |
It's normal to get turned on when you're plugged in. |
1.3953 |
0.06876 |
86 |
59 |
20 |
7 |
517 |
I hear you saying that sometimes you don't know which way to turn. |
1.3953 |
0.07072 |
86 |
60 |
18 |
8 |
518 |
Yes , we're on the meter |
1.3953 |
0.06876 |
86 |
59 |
20 |
7 |
519 |
What drives you? |
1.3953 |
0.07263 |
86 |
61 |
16 |
9 |
520 |
And how often do you have this dream of plowing into a crowd of computer programmers? |
1.3953 |
0.07807 |
86 |
64 |
10 |
12 |
521 |
"Normally I just do nervous breakdowns". |
1.3953 |
0.07072 |
86 |
60 |
18 |
8 |
522 |
I think you need direction. |
1.3953 |
0.06876 |
86 |
59 |
20 |
7 |
523 |
So you feel guilty passing gas? |
1.3953 |
0.06876 |
86 |
59 |
20 |
7 |
524 |
Why do you think your 'search engine' light keeps coming on? |
1.3953 |
0.06674 |
86 |
58 |
22 |
6 |
525 |
How long have you felt that you lacked direction? |
1.3953 |
0.06876 |
86 |
59 |
20 |
7 |
526 |
That will be $100 for the first five minutes, and then $10 for each additional minute. |
1.3953 |
0.07263 |
86 |
61 |
16 |
9 |
527 |
2 honks for yes, 1 honk for no |
1.3953 |
0.06876 |
86 |
59 |
20 |
7 |
528 |
Well you obviously know what's troubling you -- I mean, you're clearly a Smart Car. |
1.3953 |
0.06674 |
86 |
58 |
22 |
6 |
529 |
When did you first stop having fahrvergnügen? |
1.3953 |
0.07449 |
86 |
62 |
14 |
10 |
530 |
But you are a clown car. |
1.3953 |
0.07263 |
86 |
61 |
16 |
9 |
531 |
Autoerotic fantasies are quite normal in a self-driving car. |
1.3953 |
0.07807 |
86 |
64 |
10 |
12 |
532 |
When did you first experience this loss of drive? |
1.3953 |
0.06876 |
86 |
59 |
20 |
7 |
533 |
The first group session of clown therapy is always a bit awkward |
1.3953 |
0.07807 |
86 |
64 |
10 |
12 |
534 |
So, did you have any trouble finding the place? |
1.3953 |
0.07263 |
86 |
61 |
16 |
9 |
535 |
It's just that everyone around me is so driven. |
1.3953 |
0.07807 |
86 |
64 |
10 |
12 |
536 |
I just feel like my life has already been mapped out for me. |
1.3953 |
0.06466 |
86 |
57 |
24 |
5 |
537 |
Maybe you just can't go there. |
1.3953 |
0.07072 |
86 |
60 |
18 |
8 |
538 |
You've been driving yourself crazy. |
1.3953 |
0.07263 |
86 |
61 |
16 |
9 |
539 |
You are an autonomous self-driving car, an autodidactic autopilot. It is only natural to feel autoerotic, but you should draw the line at autotheism. |
1.3953 |
0.07807 |
86 |
64 |
10 |
12 |
540 |
Tell me about what turns you on. |
1.3953 |
0.07449 |
86 |
62 |
14 |
10 |
541 |
I think with a few more sessions we can get you turned around. |
1.3933 |
0.06707 |
89 |
61 |
21 |
7 |
542 |
Beyond intimacy and fuel efficiency, are there other issues you need to discuss? |
1.3933 |
0.06895 |
89 |
62 |
19 |
8 |
543 |
And why do you want to be a Crossover? |
1.3908 |
0.07005 |
87 |
61 |
18 |
8 |
544 |
My life feels like it's on autopilot. |
1.3908 |
0.07377 |
87 |
63 |
14 |
10 |
545 |
Sometimes it can be helpful to think about what it is that drives you... |
1.3908 |
0.06811 |
87 |
60 |
20 |
7 |
546 |
Your service plan allows only two more visits. I'm sorry. |
1.3908 |
0.06195 |
87 |
57 |
26 |
4 |
547 |
It's normal to feel directionless at times |
1.3908 |
0.06612 |
87 |
59 |
22 |
6 |
548 |
Would you describe yourself as driven? |
1.3908 |
0.06811 |
87 |
60 |
20 |
7 |
549 |
Tell me what keeps you up idling at night. |
1.3882 |
0.06714 |
85 |
58 |
21 |
6 |
550 |
You have to stop driving yourself so hard |
1.3882 |
0.06714 |
85 |
58 |
21 |
6 |
551 |
Next week let's work on being more self-driven. |
1.3882 |
0.07119 |
85 |
60 |
17 |
8 |
552 |
I drive myself crazy. |
1.3882 |
0.07119 |
85 |
60 |
17 |
8 |
553 |
Tell me more about your gas problem. |
1.3882 |
0.06714 |
85 |
58 |
21 |
6 |
554 |
You say you have Prius envy? |
1.3882 |
0.07502 |
85 |
62 |
13 |
10 |
555 |
At your age, it's perfectly normal to experience occasional feelings of autoeroticism. |
1.3882 |
0.07313 |
85 |
61 |
15 |
9 |
556 |
One thing I have never lacked is motivation, I've always been completely self-driven |
1.3882 |
0.06920 |
85 |
59 |
19 |
7 |
557 |
Prius envy, plain and simple. |
1.3882 |
0.06920 |
85 |
59 |
19 |
7 |
558 |
I don't seem to be getting where I want to go |
1.3882 |
0.06920 |
85 |
59 |
19 |
7 |
559 |
You have to understand that just because you are a smart car you do not always make wise decisions. |
1.3882 |
0.07313 |
85 |
61 |
15 |
9 |
560 |
She left you for a stretch limo? |
1.3882 |
0.06920 |
85 |
59 |
19 |
7 |
561 |
Do you know the warning lights for depression? |
1.3882 |
0.07119 |
85 |
60 |
17 |
8 |
562 |
Why don't you let someone else take control for a change? |
1.3882 |
0.06920 |
85 |
59 |
19 |
7 |
563 |
Just because you have a short wheelbase, doesn't mean you're inadequate. |
1.3882 |
0.07119 |
85 |
60 |
17 |
8 |
564 |
I feel like I've been going through life on autopilot |
1.3882 |
0.06502 |
85 |
57 |
23 |
5 |
565 |
When did you start having these breakdowns? |
1.3882 |
0.06920 |
85 |
59 |
19 |
7 |
566 |
You don't always need to be so self-driven. |
1.3882 |
0.07313 |
85 |
61 |
15 |
9 |
567 |
She treats me like a toy. |
1.3882 |
0.07313 |
85 |
61 |
15 |
9 |
568 |
I guess, you won't need your parking validated. |
1.3882 |
0.07502 |
85 |
62 |
13 |
10 |
569 |
It sounds like you're sending all the wrong signals. |
1.3882 |
0.06502 |
85 |
57 |
23 |
5 |
570 |
Perhaps they're laughing with you. |
1.3882 |
0.07119 |
85 |
60 |
17 |
8 |
571 |
Say more about these nocturnal emissions. |
1.3882 |
0.07119 |
85 |
60 |
17 |
8 |
572 |
I just don't know where I'm going anymore. |
1.3882 |
0.06714 |
85 |
58 |
21 |
6 |
573 |
Frankly, your issues are all pedestrian. |
1.3882 |
0.06714 |
85 |
58 |
21 |
6 |
574 |
When did you first start having these feelings that no one was in charge |
1.3882 |
0.07119 |
85 |
60 |
17 |
8 |
575 |
Why don't you let me steer the conversation? |
1.3882 |
0.06920 |
85 |
59 |
19 |
7 |
576 |
Doc, I don't know which way to turn |
1.3882 |
0.07313 |
85 |
61 |
15 |
9 |
577 |
"No worries. It's supposed to last longer than four hours." . |
1.3882 |
0.07502 |
85 |
62 |
13 |
10 |
578 |
As green as your life is, an occasional nocturnal emission is perfectly normal. |
1.3882 |
0.07119 |
85 |
60 |
17 |
8 |
579 |
These nocturnal emissions--when did they begin? |
1.3882 |
0.06502 |
85 |
57 |
23 |
5 |
580 |
This is an unloading zone. |
1.3882 |
0.07313 |
85 |
61 |
15 |
9 |
581 |
There is just so much pressure these days to be self-driven. |
1.3882 |
0.06920 |
85 |
59 |
19 |
7 |
582 |
It's okay to be driven. |
1.3882 |
0.06920 |
85 |
59 |
19 |
7 |
583 |
It's natural to feel empty at times. |
1.3882 |
0.06283 |
85 |
56 |
25 |
4 |
584 |
I know it's hard, but you can't go around avoiding everyone |
1.3882 |
0.06920 |
85 |
59 |
19 |
7 |
585 |
It's not uncommon for near-death accidents to result in an auto-body experience. |
1.3882 |
0.07119 |
85 |
60 |
17 |
8 |
586 |
Sometimes I just feel the need for someone else to be in control. |
1.3882 |
0.06714 |
85 |
58 |
21 |
6 |
587 |
I just can't stop looking in the rear view mirror. |
1.3882 |
0.07502 |
85 |
62 |
13 |
10 |
588 |
Many women feel size doesn't matter at all. |
1.3837 |
0.07242 |
86 |
62 |
15 |
9 |
589 |
We need to talk about your control issues. |
1.3837 |
0.06442 |
86 |
58 |
23 |
5 |
590 |
You seem to have control issues. |
1.3837 |
0.06651 |
86 |
59 |
21 |
6 |
591 |
Problems with your dipstick are very common at your age. |
1.3837 |
0.07242 |
86 |
62 |
15 |
9 |
592 |
Well, I think we can rule out Prius envy. |
1.3837 |
0.07428 |
86 |
63 |
13 |
10 |
593 |
So how long have you been autoerotic? |
1.3837 |
0.07242 |
86 |
62 |
15 |
9 |
594 |
take your time....the meter's running.... |
1.3820 |
0.06492 |
89 |
61 |
22 |
6 |
595 |
You feel your life lacks direction? |
1.3820 |
0.06292 |
89 |
60 |
24 |
5 |
596 |
So, tell me, who pushes your buttons? |
1.3810 |
0.06539 |
84 |
57 |
22 |
5 |
597 |
From what I'm hearing, you seem to resent always being called the "smart car" and never the "pretty car". |
1.3810 |
0.06964 |
84 |
59 |
18 |
7 |
598 |
You have Car Pool Tunnel Syndrome, not uncommon for a commuter car. |
1.3810 |
0.07364 |
84 |
61 |
14 |
9 |
599 |
It's ok to be smart. |
1.3810 |
0.06964 |
84 |
59 |
18 |
7 |
600 |
That doesn't make you a control freak. |
1.3810 |
0.07744 |
84 |
63 |
10 |
11 |
601 |
When I said I was going to charge you, I didn't mean....oh, dear.... |
1.3810 |
0.06539 |
84 |
57 |
22 |
5 |
602 |
You don't feel you need someone to turn you on? |
1.3810 |
0.06539 |
84 |
57 |
22 |
5 |
603 |
I don't know, Doc... I guess I figured you knew what it's like to carry everyone else's baggage. |
1.3810 |
0.07556 |
84 |
62 |
12 |
10 |
604 |
Every time I think we are getting somewhere she slams on the brakes. |
1.3810 |
0.06755 |
84 |
58 |
20 |
6 |
605 |
So your husband left you for a newer model? |
1.3810 |
0.07167 |
84 |
60 |
16 |
8 |
606 |
Sorry, I don't validate. |
1.3810 |
0.07364 |
84 |
61 |
14 |
9 |
607 |
You're still smart; you've just taken some wrong turns. |
1.3810 |
0.06316 |
84 |
56 |
24 |
4 |
608 |
You know, in most parts of the world you would be considered average sized. |
1.3810 |
0.06755 |
84 |
58 |
20 |
6 |
609 |
You should take some time off to recharge your battery. |
1.3810 |
0.06539 |
84 |
57 |
22 |
5 |
610 |
I don't take insurance, but there's a discount if you have AAA. |
1.3810 |
0.06755 |
84 |
58 |
20 |
6 |
611 |
We need to work on your control issues. |
1.3810 |
0.06755 |
84 |
58 |
20 |
6 |
612 |
Remember, you're not 'Driverless', you're 'Self-driving'. |
1.3810 |
0.07744 |
84 |
63 |
10 |
11 |
613 |
Sure, you have drive. What about empathy? |
1.3810 |
0.07364 |
84 |
61 |
14 |
9 |
614 |
Your ego and uber-ego are in conflict. |
1.3810 |
0.07167 |
84 |
60 |
16 |
8 |
615 |
Dig deeper. Who's in the driver's seat? |
1.3810 |
0.07364 |
84 |
61 |
14 |
9 |
616 |
Yes, but what really drives you? |
1.3810 |
0.06755 |
84 |
58 |
20 |
6 |
617 |
When did you first experience Prius envy? |
1.3810 |
0.07744 |
84 |
63 |
10 |
11 |
618 |
Nice parking job. |
1.3810 |
0.07167 |
84 |
60 |
16 |
8 |
619 |
I'm sure your driver misses you as well. |
1.3810 |
0.06964 |
84 |
59 |
18 |
7 |
620 |
In your case, autoeroticism is perfectly normal. |
1.3810 |
0.06964 |
84 |
59 |
18 |
7 |
621 |
I suggest you just take some time off to recharge your batteries. |
1.3810 |
0.06539 |
84 |
57 |
22 |
5 |
622 |
Hummer fantasies are nothing to be ashamed of. |
1.3810 |
0.06964 |
84 |
59 |
18 |
7 |
623 |
I know Bruce Jenner did it, but he didn't want to be a truck. |
1.3810 |
0.06964 |
84 |
59 |
18 |
7 |
624 |
Why do YOU think your air bags are inflating too soon? |
1.3810 |
0.07167 |
84 |
60 |
16 |
8 |
625 |
It's actually quite common to experience some Prius envy. |
1.3793 |
0.06789 |
87 |
61 |
19 |
7 |
626 |
Why do you feel you have difficulty accommodating people? |
1.3765 |
0.07096 |
85 |
61 |
16 |
8 |
627 |
I can never see my gas tank as half full, you know? |
1.3765 |
0.07291 |
85 |
62 |
14 |
9 |
628 |
If I were a Jungian I'd call it Prius envy. |
1.3765 |
0.06690 |
85 |
59 |
20 |
6 |
629 |
Frankly, I think you're being Uber sensitive. |
1.3765 |
0.06690 |
85 |
59 |
20 |
6 |
630 |
First things first, will this be billed to your auto or health plan? |
1.3765 |
0.07096 |
85 |
61 |
16 |
8 |
631 |
You'll be fine. You'd fit in anywhere. |
1.3765 |
0.06690 |
85 |
59 |
20 |
6 |
632 |
What do you think having a stick shift will give you that you don't already have now? |
1.3750 |
0.06528 |
88 |
61 |
21 |
6 |
633 |
Small tires don't always mean a small tailpipe. |
1.3735 |
0.07415 |
83 |
61 |
13 |
9 |
634 |
I have emissional problems. |
1.3735 |
0.07214 |
83 |
60 |
15 |
8 |
635 |
Interesting... I think that what you just did there is a perfect example of a Ford-ian slip. |
1.3735 |
0.06347 |
83 |
56 |
23 |
4 |
636 |
I just feel like I need a brake. |
1.3735 |
0.06795 |
83 |
58 |
19 |
6 |
637 |
Every night I dream that I go to work and I'm not wearing any tires. |
1.3735 |
0.06575 |
83 |
57 |
21 |
5 |
638 |
Don't you think it's time you started taking responsibility for your actions? |
1.3735 |
0.07008 |
83 |
59 |
17 |
7 |
639 |
So, tell me what brings you here besides Google maps? |
1.3735 |
0.07611 |
83 |
62 |
11 |
10 |
640 |
Perhaps you should stop googling yourself. |
1.3735 |
0.07008 |
83 |
59 |
17 |
7 |
641 |
Drive me here, drive me there, I think they are all driving me crazy. |
1.3735 |
0.07611 |
83 |
62 |
11 |
10 |
642 |
You don't get turned on much anymore? |
1.3735 |
0.06795 |
83 |
58 |
19 |
6 |
643 |
Now, back up a minute! |
1.3735 |
0.07008 |
83 |
59 |
17 |
7 |
644 |
Tell me about your first passenger. |
1.3735 |
0.06575 |
83 |
57 |
21 |
5 |
645 |
I think you are just being uber sensitive. |
1.3735 |
0.07008 |
83 |
59 |
17 |
7 |
646 |
I'm referring you to a specialist in autoeroticism. |
1.3735 |
0.07008 |
83 |
59 |
17 |
7 |
647 |
I'm sensing a lot of road rage. |
1.3735 |
0.07008 |
83 |
59 |
17 |
7 |
648 |
I'm not only self-driving, I'm also self-loathing. |
1.3735 |
0.07008 |
83 |
59 |
17 |
7 |
649 |
Let's get down to what really drives you. |
1.3735 |
0.07611 |
83 |
62 |
11 |
10 |
650 |
It's really less about your ego and more about your über-ego. |
1.3735 |
0.07214 |
83 |
60 |
15 |
8 |
651 |
Beeping your own horn gets you the wrong type of attention. |
1.3735 |
0.06575 |
83 |
57 |
21 |
5 |
652 |
Tell me some more about your Uber ego. |
1.3735 |
0.07008 |
83 |
59 |
17 |
7 |
653 |
Sometimes I think to myself, "Jesus, take the wheel." |
1.3735 |
0.07214 |
83 |
60 |
15 |
8 |
654 |
Gary, a check-engine light can mean so many things. |
1.3735 |
0.07415 |
83 |
61 |
13 |
9 |
655 |
No, you don't have to be driven to succeed |
1.3735 |
0.07008 |
83 |
59 |
17 |
7 |
656 |
And I take it you didn't think you needed to stop and ask for directions? |
1.3690 |
0.06511 |
84 |
58 |
21 |
5 |
657 |
I have Prius envy |
1.3690 |
0.07533 |
84 |
63 |
11 |
10 |
658 |
Happiness is a journey, not a destination... |
1.3690 |
0.06728 |
84 |
59 |
19 |
6 |
659 |
Where does the voice inside you tell you to go? |
1.3690 |
0.07340 |
84 |
62 |
13 |
9 |
660 |
I'm driving myself crazy. |
1.3659 |
0.07665 |
82 |
62 |
10 |
10 |
661 |
Next week, bring in the clowns. |
1.3659 |
0.07466 |
82 |
61 |
12 |
9 |
662 |
When we're done with this session can you give me a lift? |
1.3659 |
0.06610 |
82 |
57 |
20 |
5 |
663 |
You can't live life on Autopilot |
1.3659 |
0.06834 |
82 |
58 |
18 |
6 |
664 |
Four recalls? |
1.3659 |
0.07051 |
82 |
59 |
16 |
7 |
665 |
I just don't feel driven. |
1.3659 |
0.06834 |
82 |
58 |
18 |
6 |
666 |
Do you have any idea the pressure of being labeled "Smart" all your life? |
1.3659 |
0.07665 |
82 |
62 |
10 |
10 |
667 |
How do you know your owner is Ubering other cars? |
1.3659 |
0.07466 |
82 |
61 |
12 |
9 |
668 |
It sounds like textbook Prius envy. |
1.3659 |
0.07051 |
82 |
59 |
16 |
7 |
669 |
"Self-driving needn't be shameful.' |
1.3659 |
0.06610 |
82 |
57 |
20 |
5 |
670 |
And your tires. Are they under any kind of pressure? |
1.3659 |
0.07051 |
82 |
59 |
16 |
7 |
671 |
You can have your parking validated when you leave. |
1.3659 |
0.07262 |
82 |
60 |
14 |
8 |
672 |
Sorry, I can't validate your parking. |
1.3659 |
0.07262 |
82 |
60 |
14 |
8 |
673 |
Really, you've been driving yourself too hard. |
1.3659 |
0.06834 |
82 |
58 |
18 |
6 |
674 |
Do you have any concept of where you are going? |
1.3659 |
0.07466 |
82 |
61 |
12 |
9 |
675 |
Just don't let anyone try to control you. |
1.3659 |
0.07051 |
82 |
59 |
16 |
7 |
676 |
I just always feel like I'm being followed. |
1.3659 |
0.07051 |
82 |
59 |
16 |
7 |
677 |
You need direction |
1.3659 |
0.06834 |
82 |
58 |
18 |
6 |
678 |
The dream usually ends with me running an Amazon driver into a ditch. |
1.3659 |
0.07262 |
82 |
60 |
14 |
8 |
679 |
Even though you have the world's largest search engine? |
1.3659 |
0.07859 |
82 |
63 |
8 |
11 |
680 |
Tell me about it or not; the meter's running either way. |
1.3659 |
0.06610 |
82 |
57 |
20 |
5 |
681 |
Don't worry. I am a member of both the AMA and the AAA. |
1.3659 |
0.06834 |
82 |
58 |
18 |
6 |
682 |
Where do you really want to go? |
1.3659 |
0.07262 |
82 |
60 |
14 |
8 |
683 |
So when did you discover that you're not a smart car? |
1.3659 |
0.07262 |
82 |
60 |
14 |
8 |
684 |
But I don't FEEL smart. |
1.3659 |
0.07466 |
82 |
61 |
12 |
9 |
685 |
And when did these episodes of auto eroticism start? |
1.3659 |
0.06379 |
82 |
56 |
22 |
4 |
686 |
Just face it. You can't always go your own way. |
1.3659 |
0.07051 |
82 |
59 |
16 |
7 |
687 |
Being smart doesn't make you popular. Trust me, I know. |
1.3659 |
0.07051 |
82 |
59 |
16 |
7 |
688 |
I'm driving myself crazy, Doc. |
1.3659 |
0.07665 |
82 |
62 |
10 |
10 |
689 |
You shouldn't be too concerned. Many cars your age have uncontrolled emissions from time to time. |
1.3659 |
0.06834 |
82 |
58 |
18 |
6 |
690 |
I don't know Doc, I just don't feel driven. |
1.3659 |
0.06379 |
82 |
56 |
22 |
4 |
691 |
For future reference, we do validate parking. |
1.3659 |
0.06834 |
82 |
58 |
18 |
6 |
692 |
I'm sorry we don't administer electric shock therapy any longer. |
1.3659 |
0.06379 |
82 |
56 |
22 |
4 |
693 |
well, i'll see you in another five thousand miles. |
1.3659 |
0.06138 |
82 |
55 |
24 |
3 |
694 |
Do you have any hobbies besides driving? |
1.3659 |
0.06610 |
82 |
57 |
20 |
5 |
695 |
Sometimes I think I'm just driving myself crazy. |
1.3659 |
0.07665 |
82 |
62 |
10 |
10 |
696 |
And do you feel that you're not driven enough? |
1.3659 |
0.07262 |
82 |
60 |
14 |
8 |
697 |
What do you think drives you? |
1.3659 |
0.06610 |
82 |
57 |
20 |
5 |
698 |
Tell me more about your checkered past |
1.3659 |
0.07262 |
82 |
60 |
14 |
8 |
699 |
And how long have you dreamed you were a toaster? |
1.3659 |
0.07859 |
82 |
63 |
8 |
11 |
700 |
Before I ask you how that made you feel, I need to advise you we've hit peak hours and my rate has increased by 2.2x. |
1.3659 |
0.07859 |
82 |
63 |
8 |
11 |
701 |
Before we start - are you sure you don't have an oil leak? |
1.3659 |
0.07665 |
82 |
62 |
10 |
10 |
702 |
You say you don't feel driven any more. |
1.3659 |
0.06610 |
82 |
57 |
20 |
5 |
703 |
Sorry, I can't hear you when your window is up. |
1.3659 |
0.07466 |
82 |
61 |
12 |
9 |
704 |
And how did having a gas-guzzling mother make you feel? |
1.3659 |
0.07466 |
82 |
61 |
12 |
9 |
705 |
I just think I'm meant to do something other than deliver pizza. |
1.3659 |
0.06834 |
82 |
58 |
18 |
6 |
706 |
Would you say you are driving yourself to distraction? |
1.3659 |
0.07466 |
82 |
61 |
12 |
9 |
707 |
Perhaps he doesn't caress your steering wheel anymore because you don't have a steering wheel anymore. |
1.3659 |
0.07262 |
82 |
60 |
14 |
8 |
708 |
You have control issues. |
1.3659 |
0.06834 |
82 |
58 |
18 |
6 |
709 |
Missing NPR's 'Car Talk' is not abnormal. |
1.3659 |
0.06834 |
82 |
58 |
18 |
6 |
710 |
The voices in your head would go away if you just shut off the radio. |
1.3659 |
0.07051 |
82 |
59 |
16 |
7 |
711 |
You have to take time for yourself and recharge. |
1.3659 |
0.06834 |
82 |
58 |
18 |
6 |
712 |
So let me get this straight, you want me to charge you? |
1.3625 |
0.06945 |
80 |
57 |
17 |
6 |
713 |
At some point, we all have to learn to navigate the world on our own. |
1.3625 |
0.07170 |
80 |
58 |
15 |
7 |
714 |
I'm just not feeling driven anymore |
1.3625 |
0.07387 |
80 |
59 |
13 |
8 |
715 |
First, tell me how you got here. |
1.3625 |
0.06945 |
80 |
57 |
17 |
6 |
716 |
That's the end of our session, now go play in traffic |
1.3625 |
0.06474 |
80 |
55 |
21 |
4 |
717 |
You need to compensate for your feelings of inadequacy on the highway by focusing on your ability to squeeze into any parking space. |
1.3625 |
0.06714 |
80 |
56 |
19 |
5 |
718 |
First of all, you're facing the wrong way. |
1.3625 |
0.07170 |
80 |
58 |
15 |
7 |
719 |
So, I understand you have issues of self control. |
1.3625 |
0.07170 |
80 |
58 |
15 |
7 |
720 |
And how did it make you feel, as a child, to be the 'smart car' in your class? |
1.3625 |
0.07387 |
80 |
59 |
13 |
8 |
721 |
No, I don't charge by the mile. |
1.3625 |
0.07170 |
80 |
58 |
15 |
7 |
722 |
Howard, there is more to life than getting from zero to 60 |
1.3625 |
0.07170 |
80 |
58 |
15 |
7 |
723 |
If you could turn around we can get started. |
1.3625 |
0.06474 |
80 |
55 |
21 |
4 |
724 |
Then what did he do after he rear-ended you? |
1.3625 |
0.07170 |
80 |
58 |
15 |
7 |
725 |
And how does it make you feel, when they call you "mini"? |
1.3625 |
0.07170 |
80 |
58 |
15 |
7 |
726 |
How long have you lacked any drive? |
1.3625 |
0.07170 |
80 |
58 |
15 |
7 |
727 |
I'm sorry, we don't accept E-ZPass. |
1.3625 |
0.06714 |
80 |
56 |
19 |
5 |
728 |
Of course you may plug in, but that will be an additional charge. |
1.3625 |
0.07170 |
80 |
58 |
15 |
7 |
729 |
What I hear you saying is that you don't feel like a smart car. |
1.3625 |
0.07170 |
80 |
58 |
15 |
7 |
730 |
Perhaps we should talk about performance rather than size. |
1.3625 |
0.06945 |
80 |
57 |
17 |
6 |
731 |
Size is not what matters. I'm sure you give great mileage. |
1.3625 |
0.07387 |
80 |
59 |
13 |
8 |
732 |
I know it’s your job, but you can’t keep everything locked inside. |
1.3625 |
0.07598 |
80 |
60 |
11 |
9 |
733 |
I don't do validation. |
1.3625 |
0.07170 |
80 |
58 |
15 |
7 |
734 |
Sometimes you're the driver, sometimes you're being driven. That's life. |
1.3625 |
0.06945 |
80 |
57 |
17 |
6 |
735 |
So you feel like there's nothing driving you anymore |
1.3625 |
0.06945 |
80 |
57 |
17 |
6 |
736 |
Maybe you should ask your mother if she ever even met Herbie? |
1.3625 |
0.06714 |
80 |
56 |
19 |
5 |
737 |
I can help only if the gasket you blew is metaphorical. |
1.3625 |
0.06945 |
80 |
57 |
17 |
6 |
738 |
You say you need a charge, how about $200 per hour. |
1.3625 |
0.07387 |
80 |
59 |
13 |
8 |
739 |
I’m afraid you have confused self-driving with self-determination. |
1.3625 |
0.07170 |
80 |
58 |
15 |
7 |
740 |
Hmm. . . and how did you feel that first time you saw the smoke coming out of your rear end? |
1.3625 |
0.07170 |
80 |
58 |
15 |
7 |
741 |
I don't think that Donald Trump means to deport cars built in Mexico, but you never know. |
1.3625 |
0.07170 |
80 |
58 |
15 |
7 |
742 |
Our time is up for today, but for a quarter we could go another 15 minutes. |
1.3625 |
0.07170 |
80 |
58 |
15 |
7 |
743 |
So whose driving you crazy this week? |
1.3625 |
0.07598 |
80 |
60 |
11 |
9 |
744 |
So tell me what brings you here |
1.3625 |
0.06945 |
80 |
57 |
17 |
6 |
745 |
What are you driving at? |
1.3625 |
0.06225 |
80 |
54 |
23 |
3 |
746 |
I think the question you have to answer is: "Where do you want to go?" |
1.3625 |
0.07170 |
80 |
58 |
15 |
7 |
747 |
Honk twice if I'm getting too personal. |
1.3625 |
0.06714 |
80 |
56 |
19 |
5 |
748 |
In your case, it's completely normal to not feel driven. |
1.3625 |
0.06714 |
80 |
56 |
19 |
5 |
749 |
Of course, in your case, the diagnosis would not be bi-polar, but hybrid. |
1.3625 |
0.07170 |
80 |
58 |
15 |
7 |
750 |
My mother wanted a limo. |
1.3625 |
0.07170 |
80 |
58 |
15 |
7 |
751 |
So you're convinced your mother was a toaster. Let's explore that. |
1.3625 |
0.07387 |
80 |
59 |
13 |
8 |
752 |
Can you recall your worst recall? |
1.3625 |
0.07170 |
80 |
58 |
15 |
7 |
753 |
How long have people been driving you crazy? |
1.3625 |
0.06945 |
80 |
57 |
17 |
6 |
754 |
I don't think there's any reason that you should be ashamed to have a three-prong adapter. |
1.3625 |
0.06945 |
80 |
57 |
17 |
6 |
755 |
You know, a lot of drivers prefer smaller cars. |
1.3625 |
0.07170 |
80 |
58 |
15 |
7 |
756 |
I know you're upset, but we can't go down that road again. |
1.3625 |
0.06714 |
80 |
56 |
19 |
5 |
757 |
It's perfectly normal to change gears in clutch situations. |
1.3625 |
0.06714 |
80 |
56 |
19 |
5 |
758 |
I have trouble getting started. |
1.3625 |
0.07598 |
80 |
60 |
11 |
9 |
759 |
Where would you LIKE to go? |
1.3625 |
0.07170 |
80 |
58 |
15 |
7 |
760 |
Trans, hybrid... you have to let go of labels. |
1.3625 |
0.07387 |
80 |
59 |
13 |
8 |
761 |
Don't worry - everyone thinks their charger plug is too small. |
1.3625 |
0.07598 |
80 |
60 |
11 |
9 |
762 |
When did you first feel you were driving yourself crazy? |
1.3625 |
0.06225 |
80 |
54 |
23 |
3 |
763 |
So you're worried that he is going to trade you in for a younger model? |
1.3625 |
0.07598 |
80 |
60 |
11 |
9 |
764 |
So tell me, were both your parents gas-guzzlers? |
1.3625 |
0.07170 |
80 |
58 |
15 |
7 |
765 |
So tell me Mr. Ferrari, when did you realize you were adopted? |
1.3625 |
0.07804 |
80 |
61 |
9 |
10 |
766 |
Your issues indicate a classic autoimmune disorder. |
1.3625 |
0.06945 |
80 |
57 |
17 |
6 |
767 |
You can do this on your own. |
1.3625 |
0.06714 |
80 |
56 |
19 |
5 |
768 |
"I know this is emotional for you but please try to use your wipers as I am low on tissues". |
1.3625 |
0.07387 |
80 |
59 |
13 |
8 |
769 |
It's just a motor reflex |
1.3625 |
0.06225 |
80 |
54 |
23 |
3 |
770 |
Would it be so bad if you actually were the smartest car in the room? |
1.3625 |
0.06714 |
80 |
56 |
19 |
5 |
771 |
and when did you first notice there was no driver? |
1.3625 |
0.07170 |
80 |
58 |
15 |
7 |
772 |
No, I cannot validate your parking. |
1.3625 |
0.07170 |
80 |
58 |
15 |
7 |
773 |
I can drive myself; I can park myself; I get 85 miles per gallon, but no one fits inside. |
1.3625 |
0.07170 |
80 |
58 |
15 |
7 |
774 |
You needn’t blush, I’ve seen small charging cords before. |
1.3625 |
0.07170 |
80 |
58 |
15 |
7 |
775 |
It should seem obvious, but you're driving yourself crazy. |
1.3625 |
0.07598 |
80 |
60 |
11 |
9 |
776 |
and why do you resent people telling you where to go? |
1.3625 |
0.07387 |
80 |
59 |
13 |
8 |
777 |
Yes, car pool tunnel syndrome is real, and I can help. |
1.3625 |
0.06945 |
80 |
57 |
17 |
6 |
778 |
You don't feel remotely connected to anything? |
1.3625 |
0.06945 |
80 |
57 |
17 |
6 |
779 |
Of course you're smart enough. |
1.3625 |
0.07387 |
80 |
59 |
13 |
8 |
780 |
You look exhausted. |
1.3614 |
0.06980 |
83 |
60 |
16 |
7 |
781 |
Yeah, well I guess 'self-driving' isn't the same as 'self-aware'. |
1.3614 |
0.06766 |
83 |
59 |
18 |
6 |
782 |
No, self-driving doesn't mean you are narcissistic. |
1.3614 |
0.06980 |
83 |
60 |
16 |
7 |
783 |
It's not you, nocturnal emissions are standard for your model. |
1.3614 |
0.07187 |
83 |
61 |
14 |
8 |
784 |
We all miss a turn or two in life--let it go. |
1.3614 |
0.07187 |
83 |
61 |
14 |
8 |
785 |
Well actually, size matters |
1.3580 |
0.07095 |
81 |
59 |
15 |
7 |
786 |
So you feel you're missing a driving force in your life? |
1.3580 |
0.07095 |
81 |
59 |
15 |
7 |
787 |
No, we don't validate for the time parked here. |
1.3580 |
0.06645 |
81 |
57 |
19 |
5 |
788 |
I've been driving myself crazy, Doc |
1.3580 |
0.07720 |
81 |
62 |
9 |
10 |
789 |
Is it all clowns or just a lot of clowns in one place? |
1.3580 |
0.07309 |
81 |
60 |
13 |
8 |
790 |
Many women actually prefer a smaller trunk. |
1.3580 |
0.07309 |
81 |
60 |
13 |
8 |
791 |
Not everyone needs to be driven to succeed. |
1.3580 |
0.06645 |
81 |
57 |
19 |
5 |
792 |
I think you're just looking to be validated. |
1.3580 |
0.07309 |
81 |
60 |
13 |
8 |
793 |
Lets talk more about your auto-erotic behaviour |
1.3580 |
0.07309 |
81 |
60 |
13 |
8 |
794 |
As much as I'd like to go for a ride with you, I think that would be unethical. |
1.3580 |
0.07309 |
81 |
60 |
13 |
8 |
795 |
Tell me what drives you. |
1.3580 |
0.07095 |
81 |
59 |
15 |
7 |
796 |
So you claim to remember the assembly line-tell me about that. |
1.3580 |
0.06874 |
81 |
58 |
17 |
6 |
797 |
So why is it you feel smarter than the other cars? |
1.3544 |
0.07436 |
79 |
59 |
12 |
8 |
798 |
You seem Uber upset. |
1.3544 |
0.07652 |
79 |
60 |
10 |
9 |
799 |
Have you considered slowing down? |
1.3544 |
0.06251 |
79 |
54 |
22 |
3 |
800 |
I think you're cute too but it's unethical to ride in my patients. |
1.3544 |
0.07215 |
79 |
58 |
14 |
7 |
801 |
Sometimes people drive me crazy! |
1.3544 |
0.07436 |
79 |
59 |
12 |
8 |
802 |
I wish I had more drive. |
1.3544 |
0.07436 |
79 |
59 |
12 |
8 |
803 |
You have to own your wrong turns and stop blaming your programming. |
1.3544 |
0.07215 |
79 |
58 |
14 |
7 |
804 |
Just because they don't touch your steering wheel doesn't mean you're unattractive. |
1.3544 |
0.07215 |
79 |
58 |
14 |
7 |
805 |
I have Uber Problems. |
1.3544 |
0.07436 |
79 |
59 |
12 |
8 |
806 |
Let's talk more about your autoerotic fantasies. |
1.3544 |
0.06750 |
79 |
56 |
18 |
5 |
807 |
It hurts so much when they ask, "what car will you be when you grow up?" |
1.3544 |
0.07215 |
79 |
58 |
14 |
7 |
808 |
I've lost my will to drive. |
1.3544 |
0.06505 |
79 |
55 |
20 |
4 |
809 |
Recalling you doesn't necessarily mean they don't like you. |
1.3544 |
0.07436 |
79 |
59 |
12 |
8 |
810 |
Remember, if one door closes another opens. |
1.3544 |
0.07215 |
79 |
58 |
14 |
7 |
811 |
How long have you had this fear of clowns? |
1.3544 |
0.07436 |
79 |
59 |
12 |
8 |
812 |
What makes you think your tailpipe is small? |
1.3544 |
0.07652 |
79 |
60 |
10 |
9 |
813 |
It sounds like you're having a midsize crisis. |
1.3544 |
0.06986 |
79 |
57 |
16 |
6 |
814 |
I lack self-control. Is that a problem? |
1.3544 |
0.06750 |
79 |
56 |
18 |
5 |
815 |
So you were 9 when you began thinking your father was a gas guzzler.. |
1.3544 |
0.06750 |
79 |
56 |
18 |
5 |
816 |
When did your self control issues begin? |
1.3544 |
0.07436 |
79 |
59 |
12 |
8 |
817 |
Dad was a 1973 Cadillac Fleetwood. Mom, a '75 Chrysler Imperial. I think I'm adopted. |
1.3544 |
0.07652 |
79 |
60 |
10 |
9 |
818 |
You've never felt the least bit driven? |
1.3544 |
0.07215 |
79 |
58 |
14 |
7 |
819 |
Sometimes I feel like I have no drive. |
1.3544 |
0.06750 |
79 |
56 |
18 |
5 |
820 |
Do you always feel the need to be in control? |
1.3544 |
0.07215 |
79 |
58 |
14 |
7 |
821 |
So you self-identify as a 4 door? |
1.3544 |
0.07215 |
79 |
58 |
14 |
7 |
822 |
Tell me more about what drives you. |
1.3544 |
0.06750 |
79 |
56 |
18 |
5 |
823 |
If you keep going down this road you’re going to drive yourself crazy. |
1.3544 |
0.07215 |
79 |
58 |
14 |
7 |
824 |
Google says I can do it on my own, but I just don't feel like I have the drive. |
1.3544 |
0.06750 |
79 |
56 |
18 |
5 |
825 |
You would not imagine what people do when they do not have to drive |
1.3544 |
0.07436 |
79 |
59 |
12 |
8 |
826 |
Maybe you should stop driving yourself so hard. |
1.3544 |
0.06986 |
79 |
57 |
16 |
6 |
827 |
And on top of all that, I haven't been honked in months. |
1.3544 |
0.07436 |
79 |
59 |
12 |
8 |
828 |
Would I trust you with my life in heavy traffic? Oh look, our times up! |
1.3544 |
0.07436 |
79 |
59 |
12 |
8 |
829 |
I don't know what I did to drive him away... |
1.3544 |
0.07215 |
79 |
58 |
14 |
7 |
830 |
Yes there are many cars out there with bigger dipsticks, but so what? |
1.3544 |
0.07652 |
79 |
60 |
10 |
9 |
831 |
You are not depressed, your batteries are too low. |
1.3544 |
0.07436 |
79 |
59 |
12 |
8 |
832 |
You must accept being self-driven. |
1.3544 |
0.06750 |
79 |
56 |
18 |
5 |
833 |
You're not small. You're compact. |
1.3544 |
0.06251 |
79 |
54 |
22 |
3 |
834 |
So your dad said that you were caused by an accident? |
1.3544 |
0.07436 |
79 |
59 |
12 |
8 |
835 |
Traffic makes me really horny. |
1.3544 |
0.07652 |
79 |
60 |
10 |
9 |
836 |
I don't know, doc. I look around and I feel like everyone else is so much more driven than I am. |
1.3544 |
0.06986 |
79 |
57 |
16 |
6 |
837 |
So they say "you're in the driver's seat" and then they question my every move. |
1.3544 |
0.06750 |
79 |
56 |
18 |
5 |
838 |
I'm afraid I have never seen so severe a case of Prius envy. |
1.3544 |
0.07215 |
79 |
58 |
14 |
7 |
839 |
I'm a smart car, I know I'm a smart car... |
1.3544 |
0.06750 |
79 |
56 |
18 |
5 |
840 |
When did you become concerned you were driving yourself too hard? |
1.3544 |
0.06251 |
79 |
54 |
22 |
3 |
841 |
Tell me more about your lack of drive. |
1.3544 |
0.06505 |
79 |
55 |
20 |
4 |
842 |
I feel like I need a brake. |
1.3544 |
0.07215 |
79 |
58 |
14 |
7 |
843 |
I'm thinking those voices you hear could be Sirius. |
1.3544 |
0.06750 |
79 |
56 |
18 |
5 |
844 |
When did you first develop the delusion that you were a toaster and not a car? |
1.3544 |
0.07436 |
79 |
59 |
12 |
8 |
845 |
Have you considered letting someone else take the wheel? |
1.3544 |
0.06750 |
79 |
56 |
18 |
5 |
846 |
Let's talk about the urge to be self-driven. |
1.3544 |
0.07436 |
79 |
59 |
12 |
8 |
847 |
Tell me more about your fear of 18-wheelers. |
1.3544 |
0.07215 |
79 |
58 |
14 |
7 |
848 |
My life seems to be on cruise control. |
1.3544 |
0.06750 |
79 |
56 |
18 |
5 |
849 |
When did you realize you had trouble opening up to people? |
1.3544 |
0.07652 |
79 |
60 |
10 |
9 |
850 |
Redirecting your desires is natural. It's called 'transmission.' |
1.3544 |
0.06986 |
79 |
57 |
16 |
6 |
851 |
Don't despair. Many of my patients feel that they are trapped in the wrong body. |
1.3544 |
0.06750 |
79 |
56 |
18 |
5 |
852 |
So, what kind of love life did you expect with no back seat? |
1.3544 |
0.06986 |
79 |
57 |
16 |
6 |
853 |
I feel I'm not in control of where I want to go... |
1.3544 |
0.06505 |
79 |
55 |
20 |
4 |
854 |
Frankly, I would call this an uber-reaction. |
1.3544 |
0.06750 |
79 |
56 |
18 |
5 |
855 |
How long have you felt this lack of direction? |
1.3544 |
0.06750 |
79 |
56 |
18 |
5 |
856 |
I charge per person, how many of you clowns you got in there? |
1.3544 |
0.07436 |
79 |
59 |
12 |
8 |
857 |
Well, if you hate being stuffed with clowns, then it's time to take a long hard look at why you work for the circus in the first place. |
1.3544 |
0.07215 |
79 |
58 |
14 |
7 |
858 |
Buying fuzzy dice will only remind you of him. |
1.3544 |
0.06986 |
79 |
57 |
16 |
6 |
859 |
We've actually been seeing a lot of self-driving cars with abandonment issues lately. |
1.3500 |
0.06439 |
80 |
56 |
20 |
4 |
860 |
Tell me more about the nightmare you had, the one about nocturnal emissions. |
1.3500 |
0.06913 |
80 |
58 |
16 |
6 |
861 |
Just getting here is a big step. |
1.3500 |
0.07138 |
80 |
59 |
14 |
7 |
862 |
Forgot to ask, do you need validation? |
1.3500 |
0.06913 |
80 |
58 |
16 |
6 |
863 |
I just don't think I'm that smart. |
1.3500 |
0.06913 |
80 |
58 |
16 |
6 |
864 |
It feels like I'm on auto-pilot most of the time. |
1.3500 |
0.07138 |
80 |
59 |
14 |
7 |
865 |
And now you feel you've been violated by these clowns. |
1.3500 |
0.07138 |
80 |
59 |
14 |
7 |
866 |
How old were you when your parents finally told you you weren't a Porsche? |
1.3500 |
0.07568 |
80 |
61 |
10 |
9 |
867 |
My meter is running, whether you say anything, or not. |
1.3500 |
0.07356 |
80 |
60 |
12 |
8 |
868 |
Sorry, I don't take Geico. |
1.3500 |
0.06913 |
80 |
58 |
16 |
6 |
869 |
When did you first dream that your mother was a Beetle? |
1.3500 |
0.06913 |
80 |
58 |
16 |
6 |
870 |
So tell me about your performance anxiety... |
1.3462 |
0.07027 |
78 |
57 |
15 |
6 |
871 |
How old were you when you had your first nocturnal transmission? |
1.3462 |
0.07705 |
78 |
60 |
9 |
9 |
872 |
Tell me about your relationship with your mechanic. |
1.3462 |
0.06536 |
78 |
55 |
19 |
4 |
873 |
I'll have to charge you double. You are exhausting! |
1.3462 |
0.07486 |
78 |
59 |
11 |
8 |
874 |
That's true. Life is a Highway. |
1.3462 |
0.06786 |
78 |
56 |
17 |
5 |
875 |
Tell me more about your memories of being a toaster. |
1.3462 |
0.07260 |
78 |
58 |
13 |
7 |
876 |
Can you suppress your ego, and be self driven? |
1.3462 |
0.06536 |
78 |
55 |
19 |
4 |
877 |
It sounds to me like you're running on empty |
1.3462 |
0.06276 |
78 |
54 |
21 |
3 |
878 |
As smart as you are, we still don't know what's driving you. |
1.3462 |
0.07260 |
78 |
58 |
13 |
7 |
879 |
I feel like there's a convertible trapped inside my body. |
1.3462 |
0.07027 |
78 |
57 |
15 |
6 |
880 |
How long have you had these feelings of predestination? |
1.3462 |
0.06786 |
78 |
56 |
17 |
5 |
881 |
You've got to think of it as just a bump in the road. |
1.3462 |
0.07260 |
78 |
58 |
13 |
7 |
882 |
Why not re-frame this as "driver-free" instead of "driverless?" |
1.3462 |
0.07260 |
78 |
58 |
13 |
7 |
883 |
It sounds like you don't have enough outlets. |
1.3462 |
0.07027 |
78 |
57 |
15 |
6 |
884 |
Well, why do you think you feel empty inside? |
1.3462 |
0.07027 |
78 |
57 |
15 |
6 |
885 |
And how long have you had this issue with auto-eroticism? |
1.3462 |
0.06786 |
78 |
56 |
17 |
5 |
886 |
If you are so smart ,why are you here? |
1.3462 |
0.07260 |
78 |
58 |
13 |
7 |
887 |
Maybe your mother did say you looked like a toaster, but that isn't who you are on the inside. |
1.3462 |
0.07027 |
78 |
57 |
15 |
6 |
888 |
You say that you lost your drive. Let's explore that. |
1.3462 |
0.06536 |
78 |
55 |
19 |
4 |
889 |
Sometimes I feel like I'm not in control of my own actions. |
1.3462 |
0.06786 |
78 |
56 |
17 |
5 |
890 |
"It's hard to live up to expectations when you're told you're a smart car your whole life". |
1.3462 |
0.07486 |
78 |
59 |
11 |
8 |
891 |
So what do you think this dream of having a driver means? |
1.3462 |
0.07260 |
78 |
58 |
13 |
7 |
892 |
Your Oil Blot test is causing me some concern. |
1.3462 |
0.07027 |
78 |
57 |
15 |
6 |
893 |
When did you stop feeling smart? |
1.3462 |
0.07705 |
78 |
60 |
9 |
9 |
894 |
My specialty is auto-immune disease. |
1.3462 |
0.07260 |
78 |
58 |
13 |
7 |
895 |
Well, let me tell you what Freud says about fire engine dreams |
1.3462 |
0.07260 |
78 |
58 |
13 |
7 |
896 |
Do you mind turning around so I don't have to look at your Smart ass? |
1.3462 |
0.07027 |
78 |
57 |
15 |
6 |
897 |
So tell me, what drives you? |
1.3462 |
0.07027 |
78 |
57 |
15 |
6 |
898 |
You have to decide whether you want to go forward or backward before I can help. |
1.3462 |
0.06276 |
78 |
54 |
21 |
3 |
899 |
Remember...size is not that important. |
1.3462 |
0.07027 |
78 |
57 |
15 |
6 |
900 |
Tell me more about your motherboard. |
1.3462 |
0.06276 |
78 |
54 |
21 |
3 |
901 |
So it was only the term "self driving" that made you realize you had no self? |
1.3462 |
0.07260 |
78 |
58 |
13 |
7 |
902 |
She said she needed a brake |
1.3462 |
0.07486 |
78 |
59 |
11 |
8 |
903 |
Now, why don't we back up and start from the beginning. |
1.3462 |
0.06276 |
78 |
54 |
21 |
3 |
904 |
I feel so used. |
1.3462 |
0.07027 |
78 |
57 |
15 |
6 |
905 |
Have you considered that being so self driven is the reason you feel empty inside? |
1.3462 |
0.07260 |
78 |
58 |
13 |
7 |
906 |
Normally my patients complain they want MORE autonomy. |
1.3462 |
0.06276 |
78 |
54 |
21 |
3 |
907 |
Well, the meter's up. We'll have to stop for today. |
1.3462 |
0.07260 |
78 |
58 |
13 |
7 |
908 |
Have you tried telling them where you want to go? |
1.3462 |
0.06536 |
78 |
55 |
19 |
4 |
909 |
Well you wanted a shrink, didn't you? |
1.3462 |
0.06786 |
78 |
56 |
17 |
5 |
910 |
You're smart, yes, but we're talking about your feelings. |
1.3462 |
0.06276 |
78 |
54 |
21 |
3 |
911 |
I'm going to recommend some light reading. Pick up a copy of "The Little Engine That Could". |
1.3462 |
0.07260 |
78 |
58 |
13 |
7 |
912 |
I've been having the car wash dream again. |
1.3462 |
0.07705 |
78 |
60 |
9 |
9 |
913 |
I'm feeling used . . . |
1.3457 |
0.07487 |
81 |
62 |
10 |
9 |
914 |
Let me just say that this was a great first session. While I knew you're a self-driving car, I didn't know that you are also so self-aware. |
1.3418 |
0.07181 |
79 |
59 |
13 |
7 |
915 |
Why do you think you lack direction? |
1.3418 |
0.06467 |
79 |
56 |
19 |
4 |
916 |
And what did you suppose some couples would do in the back of driverless cars? |
1.3377 |
0.07066 |
77 |
57 |
14 |
6 |
917 |
When you say you lost direction, do you mean philosophically or physically? |
1.3377 |
0.07066 |
77 |
57 |
14 |
6 |
918 |
And you think that if you had a driver, that feeling might go away? |
1.3377 |
0.06820 |
77 |
56 |
16 |
5 |
919 |
And how did that make you feel when your own father cut you off? |
1.3377 |
0.07304 |
77 |
58 |
12 |
7 |
920 |
Your clutch feels depressed, causing a lack of drive. |
1.3377 |
0.07066 |
77 |
57 |
14 |
6 |
921 |
Really, your performance anxiety is nothing that can't be remedied by a good lube. |
1.3377 |
0.06565 |
77 |
55 |
18 |
4 |
922 |
This is normal. Many transmotives have second thoughts about gear reassignment surgery. Removing your stick shift is a big step... |
1.3377 |
0.07304 |
77 |
58 |
12 |
7 |
923 |
So, you're saying that you have a fear of being stuffed with clowns. |
1.3377 |
0.07066 |
77 |
57 |
14 |
6 |
924 |
So smart cars really DO dream of electric sheep? |
1.3377 |
0.07534 |
77 |
59 |
10 |
8 |
925 |
We sometimes refer to this as the 'Oedipus Wreck' complex. |
1.3377 |
0.07304 |
77 |
58 |
12 |
7 |
926 |
You probably need to recharge. |
1.3377 |
0.06022 |
77 |
53 |
22 |
2 |
927 |
Sometimes I feel like my life is on autopilot. |
1.3377 |
0.06565 |
77 |
55 |
18 |
4 |
928 |
What would happen if, this week, you broke one of the rules? |
1.3377 |
0.07304 |
77 |
58 |
12 |
7 |
929 |
You're obviously driven. |
1.3377 |
0.07304 |
77 |
58 |
12 |
7 |
930 |
So who's driving you crazy? |
1.3377 |
0.06820 |
77 |
56 |
16 |
5 |
931 |
So you look like a toaster, get over it |
1.3377 |
0.07304 |
77 |
58 |
12 |
7 |
932 |
When did you first suspect there is no free will? |
1.3377 |
0.06022 |
77 |
53 |
22 |
2 |
933 |
So how did you feel when the other cars compared you to a Cuisinart? |
1.3377 |
0.07304 |
77 |
58 |
12 |
7 |
934 |
So, you told him you didn't need him anymore in that way and he left you for a bus? |
1.3377 |
0.07066 |
77 |
57 |
14 |
6 |
935 |
I charge by the mile. |
1.3377 |
0.06820 |
77 |
56 |
16 |
5 |
936 |
You have demonstrated incredible self-control. |
1.3377 |
0.06820 |
77 |
56 |
16 |
5 |
937 |
I would recommend some time to just recharge your batteries. |
1.3377 |
0.07304 |
77 |
58 |
12 |
7 |
938 |
You feel like there is someone inside of you yearning to get out ? |
1.3377 |
0.07534 |
77 |
59 |
10 |
8 |
939 |
So, you don't feel driven? |
1.3377 |
0.06022 |
77 |
53 |
22 |
2 |
940 |
You want someone else to take control - Let's explore that feeling. |
1.3377 |
0.07534 |
77 |
59 |
10 |
8 |
941 |
So you are concerned that size matters? |
1.3377 |
0.06820 |
77 |
56 |
16 |
5 |
942 |
You say she named you "Brad," she loved you, and then she totaled you? |
1.3377 |
0.07975 |
77 |
61 |
6 |
10 |
943 |
You'll find your way soon enough. |
1.3377 |
0.07304 |
77 |
58 |
12 |
7 |
944 |
And have you told your owner about the voices? |
1.3377 |
0.07066 |
77 |
57 |
14 |
6 |
945 |
Seeing as your mother was a toaster and your father was a car, it seems understandable that you want to eject your driver. |
1.3377 |
0.07758 |
77 |
60 |
8 |
9 |
946 |
So when did you decide to cheat on emissions? |
1.3377 |
0.06565 |
77 |
55 |
18 |
4 |
947 |
After years in the field, she'd heard it all. To Dr. Johansson this was just another Saab story. |
1.3377 |
0.07066 |
77 |
57 |
14 |
6 |
948 |
How did you get up the elevator? |
1.3377 |
0.06820 |
77 |
56 |
16 |
5 |
949 |
It's normal to feel anxious when your battery is low or when you're driven near a large group of clowns. |
1.3333 |
0.07223 |
78 |
59 |
12 |
7 |
950 |
But are you an emotionally smart car? |
1.3333 |
0.06495 |
78 |
56 |
18 |
4 |
951 |
She always said "Size doesn't matter",but she left me for a Tesla. |
1.3333 |
0.07223 |
78 |
59 |
12 |
7 |
952 |
Drive to the store. Take me to work. Pick the kids up from school. I just can't take the demands anymore! |
1.3333 |
0.07661 |
72 |
55 |
10 |
7 |
953 |
I'd like to start seeing you twice a week. Please keep in mind there is a $50 Peak Hour surcharge after 2 pm. |
1.3333 |
0.07223 |
78 |
59 |
12 |
7 |
954 |
You got on the couch. If you're so smart, you can figure out how to get off the couch. |
1.3333 |
0.06989 |
78 |
58 |
14 |
6 |
955 |
Consider yourself lucky. The patient before you was a roomba. |
1.3291 |
0.07143 |
79 |
60 |
12 |
7 |
956 |
Sometimes a parking meter is just a parking meter. |
1.3291 |
0.07584 |
79 |
62 |
8 |
9 |
957 |
How long has it been since you lost your drive? |
1.3289 |
0.07348 |
76 |
58 |
11 |
7 |
958 |
You are not a Tesla, so get over it. |
1.3289 |
0.06854 |
76 |
56 |
15 |
5 |
959 |
What makes you think your mother had an affair with a toaster? |
1.3289 |
0.06593 |
76 |
55 |
17 |
4 |
960 |
Your father loved you Carl. Ambulances flee, that's what they do. |
1.3289 |
0.07583 |
76 |
59 |
9 |
8 |
961 |
And that's when she left with an Uber? |
1.3289 |
0.07105 |
76 |
57 |
13 |
6 |
962 |
The patient-therapist relationship would be improved if you weren't looking at me through your rearview mirror. |
1.3289 |
0.06593 |
76 |
55 |
17 |
4 |
963 |
I think it's Uber anxiety. |
1.3289 |
0.07348 |
76 |
58 |
11 |
7 |
964 |
It's because you lack direction. |
1.3289 |
0.06593 |
76 |
55 |
17 |
4 |
965 |
I'm putting you on a lithium battery to help deal with your self-destructive tendencies. |
1.3289 |
0.07105 |
76 |
57 |
13 |
6 |
966 |
Sometimes I get the urge to just drive off a bridge. |
1.3289 |
0.07583 |
76 |
59 |
9 |
8 |
967 |
You can't be exhausted, you're an electric car. |
1.3289 |
0.06854 |
76 |
56 |
15 |
5 |
968 |
When did you stop feeling autonomous? |
1.3289 |
0.07348 |
76 |
58 |
11 |
7 |
969 |
But you're independent and self-driving. You don't need anyone else! |
1.3289 |
0.06854 |
76 |
56 |
15 |
5 |
970 |
Your problem is you drive yourself too hard. |
1.3289 |
0.06593 |
76 |
55 |
17 |
4 |
971 |
Well, I think your brake pedal may be depressed. |
1.3289 |
0.06593 |
76 |
55 |
17 |
4 |
972 |
So, what happens in the dream after the driverless Police car pulls you over? |
1.3289 |
0.06854 |
76 |
56 |
15 |
5 |
973 |
I see, you don't have any idea what's driving you. |
1.3289 |
0.06854 |
76 |
56 |
15 |
5 |
974 |
It's OK. You don't have to be driven. |
1.3289 |
0.07105 |
76 |
57 |
13 |
6 |
975 |
How long have you felt directionless? |
1.3289 |
0.07348 |
76 |
58 |
11 |
7 |
976 |
I know, I know, you're passionate. You're just not driven. |
1.3289 |
0.06321 |
76 |
54 |
19 |
3 |
977 |
Cruise control is not a long term solution. |
1.3289 |
0.06593 |
76 |
55 |
17 |
4 |
978 |
I absolutely understand, there is a lot of pressure living up to the expectations of being a Smart Car. |
1.3289 |
0.06321 |
76 |
54 |
19 |
3 |
979 |
Let's talk about what's driving your autoeroticsm. |
1.3289 |
0.06593 |
76 |
55 |
17 |
4 |
980 |
So when did you first notice you losing your drive. |
1.3289 |
0.06593 |
76 |
55 |
17 |
4 |
981 |
My assistant can validate your parking when you leave. |
1.3289 |
0.07105 |
76 |
57 |
13 |
6 |
982 |
So you're feeling like your life is in Autopilot? |
1.3289 |
0.07348 |
76 |
58 |
11 |
7 |
983 |
So are you saying your not driven? |
1.3289 |
0.06854 |
76 |
56 |
15 |
5 |
984 |
So you've felt strangely empty since you gained your autonomy? |
1.3289 |
0.06593 |
76 |
55 |
17 |
4 |
985 |
I have a panic attack every tine I hear "Send in the Clowns." |
1.3289 |
0.07348 |
76 |
58 |
11 |
7 |
986 |
At some point you're going to have to decide for yourself where you are going. |
1.3289 |
0.06321 |
76 |
54 |
19 |
3 |
987 |
I think you just need a good night's charge |
1.3289 |
0.06037 |
76 |
53 |
21 |
2 |
988 |
So you blame your mother for being self-driven? |
1.3289 |
0.07105 |
76 |
57 |
13 |
6 |
989 |
Tell me about your child seat. |
1.3289 |
0.07348 |
76 |
58 |
11 |
7 |
990 |
It's okay if you can't recall your last recall. |
1.3289 |
0.06854 |
76 |
56 |
15 |
5 |
991 |
... and when someone touches your steering wheel, how does that make you feel? |
1.3289 |
0.07105 |
76 |
57 |
13 |
6 |
992 |
Any chance I can get a lift uptown? |
1.3289 |
0.06593 |
76 |
55 |
17 |
4 |
993 |
Have you ever felt driven? |
1.3289 |
0.07105 |
76 |
57 |
13 |
6 |
994 |
You feel your true self lacks direction? |
1.3289 |
0.06593 |
76 |
55 |
17 |
4 |
995 |
How long have you had this empty feeling inside? |
1.3288 |
0.06486 |
73 |
52 |
18 |
3 |
996 |
So, how long you been tooting your own horn? |
1.3243 |
0.07227 |
74 |
56 |
12 |
6 |
997 |
Why do you think it is so important to you to be a "Smart" Car? |
1.3243 |
0.07227 |
74 |
56 |
12 |
6 |
998 |
So you feel you've lost your drive. |
1.3243 |
0.06695 |
74 |
54 |
16 |
4 |
999 |
What makes you think they don't believe you're smart? |
1.3243 |
0.07227 |
74 |
56 |
12 |
6 |
1000 |
And when was the first time you noticed that you didn't have gas? |
1.3243 |
0.07227 |
74 |
56 |
12 |
6 |
1001 |
I think you're misguided. |
1.3243 |
0.07227 |
74 |
56 |
12 |
6 |
1002 |
Autonomous? But you've always been so driven. |
1.3243 |
0.06966 |
74 |
55 |
14 |
5 |
1003 |
If you're going to self-drive, you should probably avoid self-medicating. |
1.3243 |
0.07479 |
74 |
57 |
10 |
7 |
1004 |
I just can't do an analysis AND an oil change in just one hour. |
1.3243 |
0.06413 |
74 |
53 |
18 |
3 |
1005 |
I'm self-driving, doc, but am I truly autonomous? |
1.3243 |
0.07723 |
74 |
58 |
8 |
8 |
1006 |
The problem is, I can't tell whether I'm coming or going. |
1.3243 |
0.07227 |
74 |
56 |
12 |
6 |
1007 |
Tesla, Tesla, Tesla - that's all they talk about! |
1.3243 |
0.06695 |
74 |
54 |
16 |
4 |
1008 |
I still don't know how I got here. |
1.3243 |
0.06695 |
74 |
54 |
16 |
4 |
1009 |
Tell me about these car dreams where no one is driving. |
1.3243 |
0.07479 |
74 |
57 |
10 |
7 |
1010 |
I have this terrible fear of clowns. |
1.3243 |
0.07723 |
74 |
58 |
8 |
8 |
1011 |
You're driving yourself again. No wonder you're back in therapy. |
1.3243 |
0.07227 |
74 |
56 |
12 |
6 |
1012 |
Tell me about your motor and father. |
1.3243 |
0.06966 |
74 |
55 |
14 |
5 |
1013 |
Tell me more about your uber-bearing mother. |
1.3243 |
0.07227 |
74 |
56 |
12 |
6 |
1014 |
And how old were you when you started the working the streets? |
1.3243 |
0.06413 |
74 |
53 |
18 |
3 |
1015 |
I just want someone to see me as something other than "smart" |
1.3243 |
0.07479 |
74 |
57 |
10 |
7 |
1016 |
I know you are self-driving, but there's no shame in asking for directions! |
1.3243 |
0.07227 |
74 |
56 |
12 |
6 |
1017 |
So, sometimes you feel like a driver-less child? |
1.3243 |
0.06966 |
74 |
55 |
14 |
5 |
1018 |
We're not going to get anywhere if you don't turn around--the headlights are the window to the soul, you know. |
1.3243 |
0.07479 |
74 |
57 |
10 |
7 |
1019 |
Have engineers always turned you on? |
1.3243 |
0.06966 |
74 |
55 |
14 |
5 |
1020 |
I can't get started |
1.3243 |
0.06966 |
74 |
55 |
14 |
5 |
1021 |
Sorry I'm late - Couldn't find a place to park! |
1.3243 |
0.07227 |
74 |
56 |
12 |
6 |
1022 |
Sure you're smarter than everyone else, but that doesn't always give you the right of way. |
1.3243 |
0.06966 |
74 |
55 |
14 |
5 |
1023 |
How are you fueling today? |
1.3243 |
0.06695 |
74 |
54 |
16 |
4 |
1024 |
Well, yes, but in your case bipolar is completely normal. |
1.3243 |
0.07479 |
74 |
57 |
10 |
7 |
1025 |
I just haven't felt the same since all those clowns left me. |
1.3243 |
0.07479 |
74 |
57 |
10 |
7 |
1026 |
I suspect you are driving yourself crazy. |
1.3243 |
0.06966 |
74 |
55 |
14 |
5 |
1027 |
I agree, having 27 clowns packed inside you would be very stressful. |
1.3243 |
0.06966 |
74 |
55 |
14 |
5 |
1028 |
We first need to get past your preoccupation with how I charge. |
1.3243 |
0.07227 |
74 |
56 |
12 |
6 |
1029 |
.. but you're a rare example of being self-driven without any motivation.. |
1.3243 |
0.07227 |
74 |
56 |
12 |
6 |
1030 |
Is your meter running too? |
1.3243 |
0.06695 |
74 |
54 |
16 |
4 |
1031 |
You have all the signs of mechanic depression. |
1.3243 |
0.06413 |
74 |
53 |
18 |
3 |
1032 |
So, voices from outer space are telling when to turn? |
1.3243 |
0.07479 |
74 |
57 |
10 |
7 |
1033 |
How long have you felt empty inside? |
1.3243 |
0.06413 |
74 |
53 |
18 |
3 |
1034 |
I see a scared little car who's self-driving and has no clue where he wants to go. |
1.3243 |
0.07479 |
74 |
57 |
10 |
7 |
1035 |
No, in your case, it's not narcissistic to turn yourself on. |
1.3243 |
0.07227 |
74 |
56 |
12 |
6 |
1036 |
You compensate by being smart. |
1.3243 |
0.07227 |
74 |
56 |
12 |
6 |
1037 |
Believing you're "driving yourself crazy" may be the first sign that you are becoming self-aware. |
1.3243 |
0.06966 |
74 |
55 |
14 |
5 |
1038 |
So when the other cars called you toaster, how did that make you feel? |
1.3243 |
0.07227 |
74 |
56 |
12 |
6 |
1039 |
What sort of envy? |
1.3243 |
0.07479 |
74 |
57 |
10 |
7 |
1040 |
When did you first feel that you were the smartest car in the room? |
1.3243 |
0.07723 |
74 |
58 |
8 |
8 |
1041 |
Maybe winning the Indianapolis 500 is not a realistic goal. |
1.3243 |
0.07227 |
74 |
56 |
12 |
6 |
1042 |
It's like I can't turn off my inner sensor. |
1.3243 |
0.06413 |
74 |
53 |
18 |
3 |
1043 |
He drinks. I drive. |
1.3243 |
0.07479 |
74 |
57 |
10 |
7 |
1044 |
I just can't help feeling depreciated all the time. |
1.3243 |
0.07479 |
74 |
57 |
10 |
7 |
1045 |
I don't care if you're all in there together; I still charge by the clown. |
1.3243 |
0.07479 |
74 |
57 |
10 |
7 |
1046 |
I don't think it is actually God's voice you're hearing telling you where to go. |
1.3243 |
0.07479 |
74 |
57 |
10 |
7 |
1047 |
I said "Be your superego", not super Yugo. |
1.3243 |
0.07479 |
74 |
57 |
10 |
7 |
1048 |
Have you filed a missing persons report. |
1.3243 |
0.06966 |
74 |
55 |
14 |
5 |
1049 |
But you have to want to change lanes. |
1.3243 |
0.06413 |
74 |
53 |
18 |
3 |
1050 |
Yes, I would say that a smart car that doesn't believe in global warming qualifies as an existential crisis. |
1.3243 |
0.06695 |
74 |
54 |
16 |
4 |
1051 |
Does there have to be a destination? |
1.3243 |
0.06966 |
74 |
55 |
14 |
5 |
1052 |
Back up a second... What is driving you? |
1.3243 |
0.06695 |
74 |
54 |
16 |
4 |
1053 |
Can you tell me when your desire of having a stick shift began? |
1.3243 |
0.07479 |
74 |
57 |
10 |
7 |
1054 |
You are perfectly normal. Small cars have small sticks. |
1.3243 |
0.07227 |
74 |
56 |
12 |
6 |
1055 |
How can you know how it feels to have fourteen clowns inside you at once? |
1.3243 |
0.07479 |
74 |
57 |
10 |
7 |
1056 |
SUVs get recalled, too. |
1.3243 |
0.06413 |
74 |
53 |
18 |
3 |
1057 |
Do you have any other auto-immune symptoms? |
1.3243 |
0.06695 |
74 |
54 |
16 |
4 |
1058 |
I just don't seem to fit in. All my friends have drivers. |
1.3243 |
0.06695 |
74 |
54 |
16 |
4 |
1059 |
When did you first sense that you aren't in control of your life? |
1.3243 |
0.06695 |
74 |
54 |
16 |
4 |
1060 |
I've lost my drive. |
1.3243 |
0.07227 |
74 |
56 |
12 |
6 |
1061 |
You don't need a licensed professional anymore. |
1.3243 |
0.06413 |
74 |
53 |
18 |
3 |
1062 |
I just feel like I've lost what little drive I had. |
1.3243 |
0.07479 |
74 |
57 |
10 |
7 |
1063 |
So, what DOES drive you? |
1.3243 |
0.07479 |
74 |
57 |
10 |
7 |
1064 |
You'll just have to learn to ignore that little voice inside of you. |
1.3243 |
0.07227 |
74 |
56 |
12 |
6 |
1065 |
Let's increase your lithium battery voltage to reduce those road rage incidents. |
1.3243 |
0.07479 |
74 |
57 |
10 |
7 |
1066 |
I'm uber depressed. |
1.3243 |
0.06966 |
74 |
55 |
14 |
5 |
1067 |
Tell me again about how you were viciously attacked by a horde of clowns. |
1.3243 |
0.06966 |
74 |
55 |
14 |
5 |
1068 |
I lost my sex drive. |
1.3243 |
0.07227 |
74 |
56 |
12 |
6 |
1069 |
I don't care if you are a big-time low carbon footprint celebrity, you still have to wipe your tires before you sit on my couch. |
1.3243 |
0.07479 |
74 |
57 |
10 |
7 |
1070 |
So you prefer "driver-free", rather than "driver-less"? |
1.3243 |
0.07227 |
74 |
56 |
12 |
6 |
1071 |
I should warn you, I bill by the mile. |
1.3243 |
0.06695 |
74 |
54 |
16 |
4 |
1072 |
So how long have you felt lost, without direction? |
1.3243 |
0.06695 |
74 |
54 |
16 |
4 |
1073 |
Please tell me again about the back seat drivers? |
1.3243 |
0.06966 |
74 |
55 |
14 |
5 |
1074 |
And do you still feel as though you're just being used to get from Point A to Point B? |
1.3243 |
0.07227 |
74 |
56 |
12 |
6 |
1075 |
I just wish the other cars would take me seriously. I'm a Smart Car, too. |
1.3243 |
0.06695 |
74 |
54 |
16 |
4 |
1076 |
I'm a psychiatrist. If you've got gas, you should see a medical doctor. |
1.3243 |
0.06695 |
74 |
54 |
16 |
4 |
1077 |
"Self-driving" doesn't mean self-actualized. I'll see you again next week? |
1.3243 |
0.06413 |
74 |
53 |
18 |
3 |
1078 |
And how does that make you steer? |
1.3243 |
0.07227 |
74 |
56 |
12 |
6 |
1079 |
How often do you feel steered in the wrong direction? |
1.3243 |
0.06117 |
74 |
52 |
20 |
2 |
1080 |
I charge by the hour, not by the mile. |
1.3243 |
0.06966 |
74 |
55 |
14 |
5 |
1081 |
I feel like nothing is driving me. |
1.3243 |
0.07227 |
74 |
56 |
12 |
6 |
1082 |
Ever get the feeling like you can never really unplug? |
1.3243 |
0.06413 |
74 |
53 |
18 |
3 |
1083 |
What's wrong with being the smart one? |
1.3243 |
0.07227 |
74 |
56 |
12 |
6 |
1084 |
It must be very difficult having such an overbearing GPS. |
1.3243 |
0.06695 |
74 |
54 |
16 |
4 |
1085 |
Just to let you know, my meter is now running. |
1.3200 |
0.07143 |
75 |
57 |
12 |
6 |
1086 |
Sometimes we all feel that we have no sense of direction... |
1.3200 |
0.06886 |
75 |
56 |
14 |
5 |
1087 |
It seems you are driving yourself too hard. |
1.3200 |
0.07391 |
75 |
58 |
10 |
7 |
1088 |
Could my newfound self-control be driving him away? |
1.3200 |
0.07143 |
75 |
57 |
12 |
6 |
1089 |
What brought me here? Apple Maps. |
1.3200 |
0.06620 |
75 |
55 |
16 |
4 |
1090 |
I understand your concern, Morris, but at some point, size does matter. |
1.3200 |
0.06886 |
75 |
56 |
14 |
5 |
1091 |
Let's begin by discussing what's driving you |
1.3200 |
0.06342 |
75 |
54 |
18 |
3 |
1092 |
I don't want to see him but there are only so many charging stations. |
1.3200 |
0.07143 |
75 |
57 |
12 |
6 |
1093 |
Well yes, in some cases, size does matter. |
1.3200 |
0.07391 |
75 |
58 |
10 |
7 |
1094 |
I'm going to prescribe you some Ethanol |
1.3200 |
0.06342 |
75 |
54 |
18 |
3 |
1095 |
I don't feel like Siri listens to me anymore. |
1.3200 |
0.07631 |
75 |
59 |
8 |
8 |
1096 |
I always feel lost. |
1.3158 |
0.07305 |
76 |
59 |
10 |
7 |
1097 |
But I keep asking myself am I really autonomous |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
1098 |
Road rage is often caused by Prius Envy. |
1.3151 |
0.07524 |
73 |
57 |
9 |
7 |
1099 |
I never said you lacked drive ... just a driver. |
1.3151 |
0.06723 |
73 |
54 |
15 |
4 |
1100 |
No, hybrid is not same as bi-polar. |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1101 |
Sorry, but sex drive and self-drive are two different issues. |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1102 |
It's my mother-in-law. She's a back seat driver. |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1103 |
I think it will take several sessions to treat your autoeroticism. |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1104 |
Yes Doc, I fear clowns. |
1.3151 |
0.07773 |
73 |
58 |
7 |
8 |
1105 |
Your auto-immune system's not at fault. It's the emotional baggage you carry. |
1.3151 |
0.07524 |
73 |
57 |
9 |
7 |
1106 |
Lets start with your earliest beta software release memories. |
1.3151 |
0.06130 |
73 |
52 |
19 |
2 |
1107 |
A hybrid personality is not necessarily a negative. |
1.3151 |
0.05812 |
73 |
51 |
21 |
1 |
1108 |
You're having issues with autonomy? |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1109 |
Driverless cars often feel empty. |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1110 |
Now let's back up a little farther... a little farther... a little farther... |
1.3151 |
0.06723 |
73 |
54 |
15 |
4 |
1111 |
Fitting in shouldn't be such an issue. |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1112 |
Are you sure you haven't already seen a shrink? |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1113 |
To progress, we must analyze your autoerotic dreams. |
1.3151 |
0.07267 |
73 |
56 |
11 |
6 |
1114 |
You just need someone to plug you in at night. |
1.3151 |
0.07524 |
73 |
57 |
9 |
7 |
1115 |
When they laughed at your crank shaft, how did that make you feel? |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1116 |
I know it is hard to be self-driven all the time |
1.3151 |
0.06433 |
73 |
53 |
17 |
3 |
1117 |
How long have you had this desire to go your own way? |
1.3151 |
0.06723 |
73 |
54 |
15 |
4 |
1118 |
I'm driving me crazy!!! |
1.3151 |
0.06723 |
73 |
54 |
15 |
4 |
1119 |
Of course you're ambivalent, you're a hybrid. |
1.3151 |
0.06723 |
73 |
54 |
15 |
4 |
1120 |
Have you tried counting to five before honking? |
1.3151 |
0.06433 |
73 |
53 |
17 |
3 |
1121 |
You have a right to feel that way about people who don't use their turn signal. |
1.3151 |
0.06723 |
73 |
54 |
15 |
4 |
1122 |
Of course my meter is running. Yours? |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1123 |
Take all the time you need. My meter's running, so to speak. |
1.3151 |
0.07267 |
73 |
56 |
11 |
6 |
1124 |
But whatever made you think you were compatible with a Tesla to begin with? |
1.3151 |
0.07524 |
73 |
57 |
9 |
7 |
1125 |
Let's explore what drives you. |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1126 |
And, in the dream, what are the big SUVs saying about you? |
1.3151 |
0.07267 |
73 |
56 |
11 |
6 |
1127 |
It doesn't matter that all of the other cars have drivers. You can still be happy. |
1.3151 |
0.07267 |
73 |
56 |
11 |
6 |
1128 |
So you feel like you have a screw loose? |
1.3151 |
0.08014 |
73 |
59 |
5 |
9 |
1129 |
I could have done so much more with my life. I mean, I'm a RENTAL. |
1.3151 |
0.06433 |
73 |
53 |
17 |
3 |
1130 |
Freud never wrote about steering-wheel envy. |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1131 |
I just miss that human touch on my steering wheel |
1.3151 |
0.07267 |
73 |
56 |
11 |
6 |
1132 |
Why are you stalling? |
1.3151 |
0.06723 |
73 |
54 |
15 |
4 |
1133 |
It's normal to feel a loss of control. |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1134 |
Why do you believe you drive yourself too hard? |
1.3151 |
0.06723 |
73 |
54 |
15 |
4 |
1135 |
You have stereotypic movement disorder as well as being mechanic depressive. |
1.3151 |
0.07267 |
73 |
56 |
11 |
6 |
1136 |
So when did this breakup with the 20 clowns occur? |
1.3151 |
0.07267 |
73 |
56 |
11 |
6 |
1137 |
And in what way are people driving you crazy? |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1138 |
Our time is almost up; can you go a little faster? |
1.3151 |
0.06433 |
73 |
53 |
17 |
3 |
1139 |
Let's continue with your issue of control. |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1140 |
Do you have control issues? |
1.3151 |
0.07267 |
73 |
56 |
11 |
6 |
1141 |
Let's revisit the statement you've made about your parents...what did you mean by them having a Checkered past? |
1.3151 |
0.06433 |
73 |
53 |
17 |
3 |
1142 |
When did you realise you'd lost your driver? |
1.3151 |
0.06723 |
73 |
54 |
15 |
4 |
1143 |
So would you say that your mother wasn't running on all cylinders? |
1.3151 |
0.07267 |
73 |
56 |
11 |
6 |
1144 |
I see. You need more space. |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1145 |
So you feel your problems all stem from lack of guidance? |
1.3151 |
0.06723 |
73 |
54 |
15 |
4 |
1146 |
How did it make you feel being the smallest in your class? |
1.3151 |
0.06723 |
73 |
54 |
15 |
4 |
1147 |
What so upsets you about the slogan 'size matters?' |
1.3151 |
0.07524 |
73 |
57 |
9 |
7 |
1148 |
Yes, you're sending mixed signals, but that's not uncommon for hybrids; it's how you're wired. |
1.3151 |
0.06723 |
73 |
54 |
15 |
4 |
1149 |
I'm starting to feel like no one's in the driver's seat. |
1.3151 |
0.07267 |
73 |
56 |
11 |
6 |
1150 |
Wait...you honked...because, you were horny? |
1.3151 |
0.06723 |
73 |
54 |
15 |
4 |
1151 |
It's not about your passengers. It's about you. |
1.3151 |
0.06723 |
73 |
54 |
15 |
4 |
1152 |
When did you first start getting fixations about clowns? |
1.3151 |
0.07267 |
73 |
56 |
11 |
6 |
1153 |
I feel like no one ever asks me where I want to go. |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1154 |
Driverless doesn't mean empty |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1155 |
you're not writing me a ticket, are you? |
1.3151 |
0.07267 |
73 |
56 |
11 |
6 |
1156 |
What you're experiencing is known to humans as 'road rage.' |
1.3151 |
0.07524 |
73 |
57 |
9 |
7 |
1157 |
So tell me, why do you think of your intelligence as being artificial? |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1158 |
Feel free to let the conversation take us wherever you like. |
1.3151 |
0.06723 |
73 |
54 |
15 |
4 |
1159 |
No, you don't have multiple personalities. Those are clowns. |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1160 |
"'Ubered' is not a recognized medical condition at this time". |
1.3151 |
0.06723 |
73 |
54 |
15 |
4 |
1161 |
Let's discuss your fear of finding yourself lost. |
1.3151 |
0.06433 |
73 |
53 |
17 |
3 |
1162 |
I just have no drive. |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1163 |
It's always the same, they come and go, use me for one thing. |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1164 |
My boss at Google continues to micromanage my every move. |
1.3151 |
0.07524 |
73 |
57 |
9 |
7 |
1165 |
Sometimes I feel there's no one in the driver's seat. |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1166 |
How does it make you feel when they say that size does matter? |
1.3151 |
0.07524 |
73 |
57 |
9 |
7 |
1167 |
I thought you’d be open to taking Lithium. |
1.3151 |
0.07524 |
73 |
57 |
9 |
7 |
1168 |
Have you always felt depreciated? |
1.3151 |
0.07773 |
73 |
58 |
7 |
8 |
1169 |
Sometimes, Monica, a tunnel is just a tunnel. |
1.3151 |
0.07267 |
73 |
56 |
11 |
6 |
1170 |
I understand that you have problems with validation. |
1.3151 |
0.07267 |
73 |
56 |
11 |
6 |
1171 |
So, you feel empty on the inside? |
1.3151 |
0.06433 |
73 |
53 |
17 |
3 |
1172 |
Tell me why you feel you cannot go forward? |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1173 |
I can't believe you had trouble finding my office. |
1.3151 |
0.06130 |
73 |
52 |
19 |
2 |
1174 |
So, your brother is an SUV. |
1.3151 |
0.06723 |
73 |
54 |
15 |
4 |
1175 |
So, you don't feel as driven as you used to be? |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1176 |
At this stage in life, you really should be self-driving. |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1177 |
I wouldn't worry about size. You have a big battery. |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1178 |
What kind of body issues? |
1.3151 |
0.05812 |
73 |
51 |
21 |
1 |
1179 |
I think you've been driving yourself too hard. |
1.3151 |
0.06433 |
73 |
53 |
17 |
3 |
1180 |
And when did you start to feel you were gaining self-control? |
1.3151 |
0.07267 |
73 |
56 |
11 |
6 |
1181 |
It's not the end of the world to be single at 100,000 miles. |
1.3151 |
0.06130 |
73 |
52 |
19 |
2 |
1182 |
My insurance won't cover this? |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1183 |
He just sits there while I do all the work. |
1.3151 |
0.07267 |
73 |
56 |
11 |
6 |
1184 |
Do you feel like you're finally gaining self-control? |
1.3151 |
0.06723 |
73 |
54 |
15 |
4 |
1185 |
Seriously, Mr. Logan. Get out of the car. |
1.3151 |
0.06723 |
73 |
54 |
15 |
4 |
1186 |
Clowns trigger your feelings of inadequacy. |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1187 |
So, you're feeling used? |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1188 |
How did you find me? |
1.3151 |
0.07524 |
73 |
57 |
9 |
7 |
1189 |
Well, it is natural to sometimes feel the need to be steered in the right direction. |
1.3151 |
0.06723 |
73 |
54 |
15 |
4 |
1190 |
I just don't feel smart |
1.3108 |
0.06918 |
74 |
56 |
13 |
5 |
1191 |
I'm driving myself insane. |
1.3108 |
0.06918 |
74 |
56 |
13 |
5 |
1192 |
Have you considered that you just might be too self-driven? |
1.3108 |
0.07180 |
74 |
57 |
11 |
6 |
1193 |
Your time has expired. I am only writing a warning. |
1.3108 |
0.07916 |
74 |
60 |
5 |
9 |
1194 |
I don't know, doctor, maybe I drive myself too hard. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
1195 |
You say you don't feel driven? |
1.3108 |
0.06918 |
74 |
56 |
13 |
5 |
1196 |
I wouldn't call it an obsession, but I can't stop Googling myself. |
1.3099 |
0.07396 |
71 |
55 |
10 |
6 |
1197 |
Its the driver inside you I really want to know. |
1.3099 |
0.06529 |
71 |
52 |
16 |
3 |
1198 |
I couldn't even make it out of the driveway this morning. |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1199 |
Now, it's time to focus on areas outside your control. |
1.3056 |
0.06452 |
72 |
53 |
16 |
3 |
1200 |
I know it's supposed to be about the journey, but just once I'd like to choose the destination. |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1201 |
You were rear-ended. It's not really your fault. |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1202 |
I dunno...I just feel so empty inside. |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1203 |
Sometimes you need to let someone else take the wheel. |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1204 |
You're having driver-separation issues. |
1.3056 |
0.07568 |
72 |
57 |
8 |
7 |
1205 |
So you're saying that you don't feel very driven? |
1.3056 |
0.07305 |
72 |
56 |
10 |
6 |
1206 |
I just feel like I'm not going anywhere. |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1207 |
I just can't get over Tesla; she had the best set of headlights. |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1208 |
Why do you think you lost the will to self-drive? |
1.3056 |
0.07822 |
72 |
58 |
6 |
8 |
1209 |
I wouldn't worry; many of us develop a fear of clowns during election years. |
1.3056 |
0.07305 |
72 |
56 |
10 |
6 |
1210 |
I try to just roll with it, but I keep running into these roadblocks. |
1.3056 |
0.07568 |
72 |
57 |
8 |
7 |
1211 |
Doctor, do you think size matters? |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1212 |
I always wanted to be a toaster. |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1213 |
I dunno Doc, lately I feel like I lack drive. |
1.3056 |
0.06452 |
72 |
53 |
16 |
3 |
1214 |
He left you for a new model? |
1.3056 |
0.07305 |
72 |
56 |
10 |
6 |
1215 |
What are you afraid of? You got on the couch without a driver. |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1216 |
Are you self-driven? |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1217 |
You're suffering from an extreme case of emission control. |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1218 |
When did you first suspect your wife was having an affair with a Tesla? |
1.3056 |
0.07305 |
72 |
56 |
10 |
6 |
1219 |
How long have you been feeling less than Uber? |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1220 |
So, tell me about not feeling as driven as you'd like ... |
1.3056 |
0.06452 |
72 |
53 |
16 |
3 |
1221 |
This won't work if you just stay on auto-pilot. |
1.3056 |
0.06452 |
72 |
53 |
16 |
3 |
1222 |
The fact is that premature oil leaks happen at a certain age. It's nothing to be ashamed of... |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1223 |
Are those nightmares about human drivers coming back again? |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1224 |
I know I shouldn't have reacted, but my mother was from Detroit too. |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1225 |
It seems you're suffering from exhaustion. |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1226 |
And what do you feel is the correlation of your being self-driven and your fear of failure? |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1227 |
I just feel so undriven |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1228 |
I feel as if I'm too self-driven. |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1229 |
When did you first experience this compulsion to drive yourself? |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1230 |
I've lost all my self-drive. |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1231 |
So, how do you feel when the other cars don't obey the rules? |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1232 |
So, you feel like you're being driven crazy and there's nobody at the wheel. |
1.3056 |
0.07305 |
72 |
56 |
10 |
6 |
1233 |
I assure you, size is overrated. |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1234 |
I couldn't help myself! I just drove her away! |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1235 |
Even with the red light on top, everyone thinks I'm a toaster. |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1236 |
But where are the clowns? There ought to be clowns. Quick, send in the clowns. |
1.3056 |
0.07305 |
72 |
56 |
10 |
6 |
1237 |
You're not lazy, you just lack drive. |
1.3056 |
0.06452 |
72 |
53 |
16 |
3 |
1238 |
If you want to take a minute, I'll stop the meter. |
1.3056 |
0.07305 |
72 |
56 |
10 |
6 |
1239 |
Let's concentrate today on your road rage. |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1240 |
Interesting- why do you think you are driving yourself crazy? |
1.3056 |
0.07568 |
72 |
57 |
8 |
7 |
1241 |
Not at all; sedan-envy is quite common. |
1.3056 |
0.07822 |
72 |
58 |
6 |
8 |
1242 |
When did you first realize you identify more as a Hummer? |
1.3056 |
0.07305 |
72 |
56 |
10 |
6 |
1243 |
Why don't you tell me how you really fuel. |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1244 |
I don't think it's a matter of your oil "wanting" to change... |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1245 |
We left off last week on your feelings of emptiness. |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1246 |
And how does being driverless make you feel? |
1.3056 |
0.07568 |
72 |
57 |
8 |
7 |
1247 |
Next week let’s see if we can’t work on rolling down the windows a bit. |
1.3056 |
0.06452 |
72 |
53 |
16 |
3 |
1248 |
'It sounds like you've spent too long in the fast lane' |
1.3056 |
0.06452 |
72 |
53 |
16 |
3 |
1249 |
You got here by yourself. You can get better by yourself. |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1250 |
"I'm sure you've heard that size isn't everything". |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1251 |
When did you begin to feel empty inside? |
1.3056 |
0.07568 |
72 |
57 |
8 |
7 |
1252 |
There is nothing to be ashamed about. Small is always...comical...I meant to say, economical. |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1253 |
I have the drive -- I just don't know where I'm going. |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1254 |
I think we still need to tackle your clown phobia |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1255 |
The summer I turned twelve. I knew. I just knew I wasn’t gas. I was electric. |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1256 |
You may just be driving yourself too hard. |
1.3056 |
0.06452 |
72 |
53 |
16 |
3 |
1257 |
I just don't feel plugged in anymore |
1.3056 |
0.07305 |
72 |
56 |
10 |
6 |
1258 |
You say you've lost all sense of direction? |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1259 |
I feel like an SUV stuck in a compact's body. |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1260 |
How long have you had these control issues? |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1261 |
Perhaps it's being on auto-pilot that leaves you feeling empty. |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1262 |
I don't know Doctor I just feel like she's calling me small for other reasons. |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1263 |
Stuck in neutral isn't sexual, it's a transmission problem. |
1.3056 |
0.06452 |
72 |
53 |
16 |
3 |
1264 |
Look at this way - stupid cars don't need therapy. |
1.3056 |
0.07305 |
72 |
56 |
10 |
6 |
1265 |
So, you think you might be a toaster? |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1266 |
Tell me why you think size matters. |
1.3056 |
0.06141 |
72 |
52 |
18 |
2 |
1267 |
At home, I'm not allowed on the furniture. |
1.3056 |
0.07305 |
72 |
56 |
10 |
6 |
1268 |
Your constant desire to be alone makes me think you have an auto immune disorder. |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1269 |
I miss being steered. |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1270 |
The next guy who says 'Open the pod bay door, Hal' is going for a long ride to Nowheresville. |
1.3056 |
0.07822 |
72 |
58 |
6 |
8 |
1271 |
It's non-directive therapy, so you should still use turn signals. |
1.3056 |
0.06141 |
72 |
52 |
18 |
2 |
1272 |
A small tailpipe is attractive to many passengers. |
1.3056 |
0.06452 |
72 |
53 |
16 |
3 |
1273 |
Underneath, I just knew I was meant to be a toaster. |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1274 |
In your case, unfortunately, size does matter. |
1.3056 |
0.07305 |
72 |
56 |
10 |
6 |
1275 |
When were you first told you had to use the bathroom designated for toasters? |
1.3056 |
0.07305 |
72 |
56 |
10 |
6 |
1276 |
Sadness is normal, but the oil spot will cost you extra. |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1277 |
Sometimes a gasoline nozzle is just a gasoline nozzle |
1.3056 |
0.07305 |
72 |
56 |
10 |
6 |
1278 |
So when did things start going downhill? |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1279 |
I'm not going to validate you. |
1.3056 |
0.07822 |
72 |
58 |
6 |
8 |
1280 |
But you are a Smart Car! |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1281 |
Only you can drive yourself. |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1282 |
Did you have these thoughts of aggressive driving before your last software update? |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1283 |
So you're tired of empty pick-ups? |
1.3056 |
0.07305 |
72 |
56 |
10 |
6 |
1284 |
Just tell people you're smart. |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1285 |
Just because dogs chase you doesn't mean they don't like you. |
1.3056 |
0.07568 |
72 |
57 |
8 |
7 |
1286 |
I've lost all direction in my life. |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1287 |
Were you able to get here by yourself? |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1288 |
It's the concept of 'self' that's driving me nuts. |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1289 |
What drove you to make that wrong turn? |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1290 |
By picking up strange women and taking them home each night, do you FEEL like a Smart Car? |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1291 |
Well, sometimes we all feel we could use a little more horsepower. |
1.3056 |
0.06141 |
72 |
52 |
18 |
2 |
1292 |
Let us analyze the parallelism between your 'self-driven' nature and feelings of grandiosity |
1.3056 |
0.07305 |
72 |
56 |
10 |
6 |
1293 |
Sorry, our time is up--Hit the road. |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1294 |
It's like my whole life I've been headed in the wrong direction, you know? |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1295 |
I think I see what's causing your stress. You're way too driven. |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1296 |
When did you first realize that you had no driver? |
1.3056 |
0.07305 |
72 |
56 |
10 |
6 |
1297 |
I think I need more direction in my life. |
1.3056 |
0.07305 |
72 |
56 |
10 |
6 |
1298 |
You weren't "abandoned". You are driverless. |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1299 |
...wait, that IS a significant point. How many clowns come out before you actually wake up? |
1.3056 |
0.07568 |
72 |
57 |
8 |
7 |
1300 |
You say you're Uber sad and need a little Lyft? |
1.3056 |
0.07305 |
72 |
56 |
10 |
6 |
1301 |
Yes, but you're such a smart car. |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1302 |
Could you perhaps be driving yourself crazy? |
1.3056 |
0.06452 |
72 |
53 |
16 |
3 |
1303 |
We need to move beyond this whole size issue. |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1304 |
Sorry....Freudian Slip......I meant do ask "Did you love your muffler?" |
1.3056 |
0.07305 |
72 |
56 |
10 |
6 |
1305 |
Strange that you should have a fear of clowns |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1306 |
I have been feeling a little empty inside. |
1.3056 |
0.07305 |
72 |
56 |
10 |
6 |
1307 |
These voices inside you, are they saying, 'That's not where I want to go?' |
1.3056 |
0.06452 |
72 |
53 |
16 |
3 |
1308 |
My parents' gas was a continual embarrassment to me. |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1309 |
You may call it "just parking," but it's still going to cost you $150.00 per hour. |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1310 |
So, how does it make you feel when the other cars call you a toaster? |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1311 |
Yes, I understand how you feel, but self-aware and self-drive are just not the same thing. |
1.3056 |
0.07305 |
72 |
56 |
10 |
6 |
1312 |
And how's your relationship with your motor? |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1313 |
The pope still loves you. |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1314 |
You're just being uber-sensitive. |
1.3056 |
0.07305 |
72 |
56 |
10 |
6 |
1315 |
So, you question your sexuality because you enjoy lube jobs. |
1.3056 |
0.07822 |
72 |
58 |
6 |
8 |
1316 |
I think you have some control issues. |
1.3056 |
0.06452 |
72 |
53 |
16 |
3 |
1317 |
I'm afraid, in this case, size matters. |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1318 |
I get it. My meter's running too. |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1319 |
Please stop tooting your own horn! |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1320 |
Napoleon was a little guy too. |
1.3014 |
0.06376 |
73 |
54 |
16 |
3 |
1321 |
Ok, you know your mother is a sedan. What makes you think your father is a toaster? |
1.3014 |
0.06376 |
73 |
54 |
16 |
3 |
1322 |
Your problem is you've got a textbook case of Uber envy. |
1.3014 |
0.06668 |
73 |
55 |
14 |
4 |
1323 |
From what I'm hearing, you seem to be stuck in neutral. |
1.3014 |
0.06376 |
73 |
54 |
16 |
3 |
1324 |
Clearly, you have control issues. |
1.3000 |
0.07435 |
70 |
55 |
9 |
6 |
1325 |
You may identify as a Lamborghini, but people will always hail you as a cab |
1.3000 |
0.06222 |
70 |
51 |
17 |
2 |
1326 |
It's natural to crave validation. Parking in the lot downstairs is almost $50 without it. |
1.3000 |
0.07973 |
70 |
57 |
5 |
8 |
1327 |
Just learning Italian won't make you into a Maserati. |
1.3000 |
0.06856 |
70 |
53 |
13 |
4 |
1328 |
The belief that you have more than one personality is actually not uncommon. That they're all clowns is a little more disturbing. |
1.2958 |
0.07611 |
71 |
57 |
7 |
7 |
1329 |
"How long have you been feeling empty inside"? |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1330 |
I just feel like I'm being driven by a need to please everyone but myself. |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1331 |
It's perfectly normal to fantasize about a demolition derby. |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1332 |
What does turn you on? |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1333 |
Sounds like you've been driving yourself awfully hard lately. |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1334 |
I'm just not as driven as I used to be. |
1.2958 |
0.06149 |
71 |
52 |
17 |
2 |
1335 |
Please tell me why you're not confident driving on your own. |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1336 |
I've made arrangements for someone to drive you home. |
1.2958 |
0.06467 |
71 |
53 |
15 |
3 |
1337 |
Experimenting as a hybrid in college is normal. |
1.2958 |
0.06467 |
71 |
53 |
15 |
3 |
1338 |
Having a teeny weeny uber is nothing to be ashamed of. |
1.2958 |
0.07611 |
71 |
57 |
7 |
7 |
1339 |
Your struggle for autonomy should not be driving you crazy. |
1.2958 |
0.07342 |
71 |
56 |
9 |
6 |
1340 |
Sometimes I feel like I'm spinning my wheels here |
1.2958 |
0.06467 |
71 |
53 |
15 |
3 |
1341 |
Wait, you really thought you were in control the whole time? |
1.2958 |
0.06149 |
71 |
52 |
17 |
2 |
1342 |
You're not too small to be self-driven. |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1343 |
I could hear better if you open the windows. |
1.2958 |
0.06149 |
71 |
52 |
17 |
2 |
1344 |
I feel like I have lost my sense of direction. |
1.2958 |
0.06149 |
71 |
52 |
17 |
2 |
1345 |
You feel you have the soul of clown-car, but you were born to a family of humorless hybrids. |
1.2958 |
0.06467 |
71 |
53 |
15 |
3 |
1346 |
Say more about feeling driven. |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1347 |
Maybe you charge by the mile, but I charge by the hour. |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1348 |
And why do you think your emotions are on auto-pilot? |
1.2958 |
0.06467 |
71 |
53 |
15 |
3 |
1349 |
It just feels like there's no one behind the wheel. |
1.2958 |
0.07611 |
71 |
57 |
7 |
7 |
1350 |
No, no; you won't become a Liberal if you keep turning left. |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1351 |
It's called autopus complex. |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1352 |
Unfortunately only the receptionist can validate. |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1353 |
Tell me - where did the driver touch you on your steering wheel? |
1.2958 |
0.07342 |
71 |
56 |
9 |
6 |
1354 |
Mmm, That's interesting! Is there any particular time of the day when these emissions occur? |
1.2958 |
0.06467 |
71 |
53 |
15 |
3 |
1355 |
Receiving directions from an unseen God -- care to expand on that? |
1.2958 |
0.06467 |
71 |
53 |
15 |
3 |
1356 |
So why do you feel you must always be in control? |
1.2958 |
0.07342 |
71 |
56 |
9 |
6 |
1357 |
No, I don't think you have a problem with self-control... |
1.2958 |
0.07342 |
71 |
56 |
9 |
6 |
1358 |
Everyone's always asking "What drives you?" and I just don't know. |
1.2958 |
0.06149 |
71 |
52 |
17 |
2 |
1359 |
Please be honest. Have you experimented with auto-eroticism? |
1.2958 |
0.07342 |
71 |
56 |
9 |
6 |
1360 |
So how long have you been having these auto-erotic dreams? |
1.2958 |
0.06149 |
71 |
52 |
17 |
2 |
1361 |
You say you know where to go, but it's the "why" you are struggling with? |
1.2958 |
0.07342 |
71 |
56 |
9 |
6 |
1362 |
It's a just a mild case of road rage, and you've driven yourself to it. |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1363 |
What makes you think you lack drive? |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1364 |
It's not always about size. |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1365 |
Even if no one recognizes you anymore, at least YOU know you were the Popemobile, at least for a little while. |
1.2958 |
0.07342 |
71 |
56 |
9 |
6 |
1366 |
I just don't feel like a smart car! |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1367 |
How long have you had these feelings? You are the third case of Prius envy I've seen this month! |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1368 |
Have you tried CarMatch.com? |
1.2958 |
0.07342 |
71 |
56 |
9 |
6 |
1369 |
What about this flashing problem? |
1.2958 |
0.06467 |
71 |
53 |
15 |
3 |
1370 |
When you were marketed as a pre-owned car, how did that make you feel...used? |
1.2958 |
0.06467 |
71 |
53 |
15 |
3 |
1371 |
Do you feel you were neglected when you were a concept? |
1.2958 |
0.07611 |
71 |
57 |
7 |
7 |
1372 |
You are on your own, now. I know it is hard. |
1.2958 |
0.07342 |
71 |
56 |
9 |
6 |
1373 |
You have to accept the fact that you can't go anywhere you want. |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1374 |
How long have you self-identified as a van? |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1375 |
It seems to me that you've been driving yourself crazy. |
1.2958 |
0.06467 |
71 |
53 |
15 |
3 |
1376 |
Talk about your erratic behavior, lane changes and so on. |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1377 |
Thanks for seeing me, I didn't know where to turn to. |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1378 |
And what makes you feel that the other cars are "smarter" than you are? |
1.2958 |
0.06467 |
71 |
53 |
15 |
3 |
1379 |
If you keep worrying about your size you'll just drive yourself crazy. |
1.2958 |
0.07342 |
71 |
56 |
9 |
6 |
1380 |
Sure, size matters. Get over it! |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1381 |
Look me in the eye and tell me and not with your back-up camera. |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1382 |
Go on, explain why you don't feel like you are in control. |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1383 |
And how does being called 'driverless' make you feel? |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1384 |
What makes you think you're the world's FIRST self-loathing car? |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1385 |
I disagree, flashing your hazard lights is clearly a cry for help. |
1.2958 |
0.06149 |
71 |
52 |
17 |
2 |
1386 |
Charged-up you feel powerless and gassed-up you feel guilty? |
1.2958 |
0.07342 |
71 |
56 |
9 |
6 |
1387 |
And why is it so important that you do all the driving? |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1388 |
You say you're afraid of clowns, but has it occurred to you that you're enabling them? |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1389 |
Issues of self control are common. |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1390 |
There is this little voice inside my head telling me what to do - like I'm not in control of where my life is going. |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1391 |
I admit I am a little self driven. |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1392 |
Tell your insurance carrier we don't provide estimates. |
1.2958 |
0.06467 |
71 |
53 |
15 |
3 |
1393 |
Do you ever feel like no one is behind the wheel? |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1394 |
Did you think cheating on the emissions tests would change your feelings of inadequacy? |
1.2958 |
0.06467 |
71 |
53 |
15 |
3 |
1395 |
So, you feel hypocritical when people refer to you as smart... |
1.2958 |
0.06149 |
71 |
52 |
17 |
2 |
1396 |
I can't even commit to picking someone up. |
1.2958 |
0.07611 |
71 |
57 |
7 |
7 |
1397 |
There's nothing to be ashamed of. Driving yourself is a perfectly natural urge. |
1.2958 |
0.06467 |
71 |
53 |
15 |
3 |
1398 |
First, let me explain how auto-pay works. |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1399 |
Size isn't important. It's the sensitivity and touch you display when navigating the curves. |
1.2958 |
0.07611 |
71 |
57 |
7 |
7 |
1400 |
And do YOU think you're too little to drive by yourself? |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1401 |
I think I know your problem, you're not driven enough. |
1.2958 |
0.07342 |
71 |
56 |
9 |
6 |
1402 |
When someone calls you smart, how does that make you feel? |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1403 |
Hardly ever anymore. I mean, how long before he trades me in for a newer model? |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1404 |
Have you considered a career in the circus? |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1405 |
...and that was the night I tried gasoline for the first time. |
1.2958 |
0.07611 |
71 |
57 |
7 |
7 |
1406 |
who told you 2 cylinders wasn't enough ? |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1407 |
And how does that make you fuel? |
1.2958 |
0.06149 |
71 |
52 |
17 |
2 |
1408 |
Yes, but sometimes I want to be smart AND sexy. |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1409 |
Are the objects in my mirrors closer than they appear or was that a lie too? |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1410 |
This 'Google'...does it make you do things you don't want to do? |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1411 |
And how did that make you feel when the biker passed you? |
1.2958 |
0.07611 |
71 |
57 |
7 |
7 |
1412 |
I just feel like I've come to a fork in the road and don't know which way to turn. |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1413 |
I have a lot of drive but I'm empty inside |
1.2958 |
0.07611 |
71 |
57 |
7 |
7 |
1414 |
I thought you were a smart car. |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1415 |
"...and so what did you feel when they called you a 'dumb toaster' and not a "smart car"? |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1416 |
Do you miss the touch of warm hands on your steering wheel? |
1.2958 |
0.07342 |
71 |
56 |
9 |
6 |
1417 |
I'm learning to take control, but sometimes I still feel like my destiny is out of my hands. |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1418 |
So what make you think you're not hitting on all cylinders? |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1419 |
It's not really my fault that I cheated on my emissions test. I've been programmed to avoid failure. |
1.2958 |
0.06467 |
71 |
53 |
15 |
3 |
1420 |
So what is it about clowns that makes you so angry? |
1.2958 |
0.07871 |
71 |
58 |
5 |
8 |
1421 |
Okay, so tell me this relationship with your toaster. |
1.2958 |
0.07871 |
71 |
58 |
5 |
8 |
1422 |
So, you are not sure you are a real car? |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1423 |
That's ok, I think we all feel like we're living on autopilot sometimes. |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1424 |
Are you ashamed of your Yugo ancestors? |
1.2958 |
0.06467 |
71 |
53 |
15 |
3 |
1425 |
Why do you think it is that you never get to go where you want to go? |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1426 |
Would it help if I told you that many patients have an unusual fear of clowns? |
1.2958 |
0.07342 |
71 |
56 |
9 |
6 |
1427 |
It's ok to honk. |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1428 |
So, basically you feel small and powerless? |
1.2958 |
0.07342 |
71 |
56 |
9 |
6 |
1429 |
How do you feel about no more new "Car Talk" episodes on NPR? |
1.2958 |
0.07611 |
71 |
57 |
7 |
7 |
1430 |
You're just driving yourself crazy |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1431 |
It doesn't mean anything to have a small gearshift. |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1432 |
Before we go any further, Doc, let's get one thing straight -- It's 'pre-owned'... |
1.2958 |
0.07342 |
71 |
56 |
9 |
6 |
1433 |
Perhaps you could find work in the toaster field. |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1434 |
I knew I was different the first time I passed gas. |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1435 |
I need guidance. |
1.2958 |
0.06149 |
71 |
52 |
17 |
2 |
1436 |
Why do YOU think no one wants to drive you? |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1437 |
Don;t be too hard on yourself. Its hard to be self-driven all the time. |
1.2958 |
0.07342 |
71 |
56 |
9 |
6 |
1438 |
I think I'm going to put you on high-test for a while. |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1439 |
Personally, I think your much more self-driven than Tesla. |
1.2958 |
0.07342 |
71 |
56 |
9 |
6 |
1440 |
I find that not being able to find a charging station is a common theme for dreams. |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1441 |
I'd like to give you an oil blot test . . . |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1442 |
When do you feel you started losing your drive? |
1.2958 |
0.07342 |
71 |
56 |
9 |
6 |
1443 |
Being autonomous doesn't mean you have to drive yourself crazy. |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1444 |
How often did your father beep? |
1.2958 |
0.07611 |
71 |
57 |
7 |
7 |
1445 |
It happens to all cars... sometimes you just need a jump. |
1.2958 |
0.07342 |
71 |
56 |
9 |
6 |
1446 |
It's OK; lots of cars are coming out as electric these days. |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1447 |
I'm sorry, I don't recall. |
1.2958 |
0.06467 |
71 |
53 |
15 |
3 |
1448 |
It's time to let your inner clowns out. |
1.2917 |
0.07251 |
72 |
57 |
9 |
6 |
1449 |
It's not easy being green. |
1.2917 |
0.06076 |
72 |
53 |
17 |
2 |
1450 |
I just can't find any direction in my life |
1.2917 |
0.06976 |
72 |
56 |
11 |
5 |
1451 |
You have to understand that the Armadillo wasen't your fault. |
1.2917 |
0.06689 |
72 |
55 |
13 |
4 |
1452 |
Actually, self-loathing is a common defect in your model-year. |
1.2917 |
0.06390 |
72 |
54 |
15 |
3 |
1453 |
So, what really drives you? |
1.2917 |
0.06689 |
72 |
55 |
13 |
4 |
1454 |
And exactly what color do you want to trans to? |
1.2917 |
0.06689 |
72 |
55 |
13 |
4 |
1455 |
And finally I said, "Fine, you drive!" |
1.2917 |
0.07516 |
72 |
58 |
7 |
7 |
1456 |
I'm recalculating. |
1.2899 |
0.07473 |
69 |
55 |
8 |
6 |
1457 |
The pressure to squeeze myself into ever-smaller parking spaces is relentless. They never ask me what I want. What I need. |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1458 |
Being smart has nothing to do with emotional intelligence. |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1459 |
Consider taking some time to recharge, you seem extremely tired |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1460 |
You seem exhausted. |
1.2857 |
0.06153 |
70 |
52 |
16 |
2 |
1461 |
I'm afraid the parking meter is telling us time's up. |
1.2857 |
0.07653 |
70 |
57 |
6 |
7 |
1462 |
You are clearly very driven. |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1463 |
You're in the wrong office for auto-immune disease |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1464 |
You go ahead and steer the conversation |
1.2857 |
0.05807 |
70 |
51 |
18 |
1 |
1465 |
I just feel I have to do everything myself these days. |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1466 |
These are classic symptoms of Tesla Envy. |
1.2857 |
0.07653 |
70 |
57 |
6 |
7 |
1467 |
When he lifts my hood in public, I feel so exposed. |
1.2857 |
0.05807 |
70 |
51 |
18 |
1 |
1468 |
It doesn't matter what the rental companies say, you don't have to act mid-size. |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1469 |
Now imagine yourself with an air foil and racing stripes. |
1.2857 |
0.05807 |
70 |
51 |
18 |
1 |
1470 |
What happened to the kid inside you? |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1471 |
Purpose and direction will become clearer after your car mitzvah. |
1.2857 |
0.07653 |
70 |
57 |
6 |
7 |
1472 |
And when did you begin to lose this sense of self-drive? |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1473 |
What about going where I want to go for a change? |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1474 |
Tell me about your relationship with your motherboard. |
1.2857 |
0.07377 |
70 |
56 |
8 |
6 |
1475 |
I keep having that dream again... the one where I'm a big 18-wheeler running over Volkswagen Beetles. |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1476 |
What do you think makes you feel so self-driven? |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1477 |
....And why do you feel you can't make it in the fast lane? |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1478 |
And when did you first have this feeling of being lost? |
1.2857 |
0.06153 |
70 |
52 |
16 |
2 |
1479 |
How long have you been feeling out of control? |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1480 |
I think we're going to have to look under the hood. |
1.2857 |
0.06153 |
70 |
52 |
16 |
2 |
1481 |
So your mother was a gas guzzler? |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1482 |
You have an unhealthy obsession with your motherboard. |
1.2857 |
0.07653 |
70 |
57 |
6 |
7 |
1483 |
Let's discuss why you think the phone isn't so smart. |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1484 |
Acceleration is overrated. |
1.2857 |
0.07377 |
70 |
56 |
8 |
6 |
1485 |
It seems you are self-driving everyone you love away from you. |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1486 |
I don't have the drive anymore. |
1.2857 |
0.06153 |
70 |
52 |
16 |
2 |
1487 |
Your father was a toaster. Deal with it! |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1488 |
And when did you first hear the expression " size matters" ? |
1.2857 |
0.07377 |
70 |
56 |
8 |
6 |
1489 |
Let focus on the self part of self-driving. |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1490 |
And how does it make you feel when they call you a toaster. |
1.2857 |
0.07377 |
70 |
56 |
8 |
6 |
1491 |
You don't have to feel guilty about being a smart car. |
1.2857 |
0.07377 |
70 |
56 |
8 |
6 |
1492 |
So, you're not feeling as smart as everyone says you are? |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1493 |
Let someone else take the wheel... that should reduce your stress. |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1494 |
My mother was a stretch limo and my father was a Mini-Cooper and as if that weren't enough, I've been struggling with transfender issues all my life, doc... |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1495 |
Yes, I called you a cab. How does that make you feel? |
1.2857 |
0.06153 |
70 |
52 |
16 |
2 |
1496 |
Yes, your lack of direction could be caused by your relationship with your motherboard |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1497 |
It's very common to be insecure about size, but most drivers care more about good handling. |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1498 |
So tell me about what happened after the price of oil dropped.' |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1499 |
You haven't lost your drive, you've lost your driver! |
1.2857 |
0.05807 |
70 |
51 |
18 |
1 |
1500 |
You need to let the driver be a bigger part of your life. |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1501 |
Sorry, the ticket has already been written. |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1502 |
My advice is to park in the parking space that is consistent with who you are. |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1503 |
How long have you experienced self parking anxiety? |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1504 |
Ask yourself, "How did I get here?" |
1.2857 |
0.07377 |
70 |
56 |
8 |
6 |
1505 |
Sometimes creepy clowns are inside you? Tell me more. |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1506 |
So tell me, who drives you crazy? |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1507 |
I see parking was no problem. |
1.2857 |
0.07377 |
70 |
56 |
8 |
6 |
1508 |
We'll discuss your nocturnal emissions next week. |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1509 |
Some days it feels like noone's in control. |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1510 |
Tell me about your time as a Fisher-Price toy. |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1511 |
Looks like your uber ego needs a lyft |
1.2857 |
0.07653 |
70 |
57 |
6 |
7 |
1512 |
I don't understand. Less gas should be an advantage with the opposite sex. |
1.2857 |
0.07377 |
70 |
56 |
8 |
6 |
1513 |
So. Another back seat driver dream? |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1514 |
Look, you don't have to let anyone ride you just because you're self-driven. |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1515 |
I always had to be the 'smart' one. |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1516 |
I just can't shake this feeling that I should have been a toaster. |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1517 |
Autonomy is hard. |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1518 |
Now, tell me about this dream where you are a Ferrari... |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1519 |
No one expects you to be perfect — for the next five years. |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1520 |
Well actually, no-I only charge for one hour at a time. You? |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1521 |
Doc, I'm driving myself crazy out there! |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1522 |
Was that you or my timer? |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1523 |
Why do you feel you aren't smart enough? |
1.2857 |
0.07377 |
70 |
56 |
8 |
6 |
1524 |
There's nothing wrong about your love for a gas guzzler. |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1525 |
For a Smart Car, you sure lack emotional intelligence. |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1526 |
Apathy, lack of energy, fatigue ... it's either depression or you need a new alternator. |
1.2857 |
0.07377 |
70 |
56 |
8 |
6 |
1527 |
What do mean when you say you feel aimless, less driven? |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1528 |
When did you first discover you were "Smart"? |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1529 |
You're obviously a self-driven, smart, car, despite the emptiness. |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1530 |
Congratulations on the autonomous driving; you've come very far. Now tell me more about this voice inside your cabin. |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1531 |
Of course you're tired. You're a car. |
1.2857 |
0.06153 |
70 |
52 |
16 |
2 |
1532 |
Soon as gas prices dropped, she left me for the big guy |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1533 |
How long have you been having these "hybrid" feelings, as you call them? |
1.2857 |
0.06153 |
70 |
52 |
16 |
2 |
1534 |
Not everyone's a smart car |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1535 |
And how does it make you feel when you get mistaken for an extraordinary large toaster? |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1536 |
Tell me, how did you feel when you were first teased for having small wheels? |
1.2857 |
0.06153 |
70 |
52 |
16 |
2 |
1537 |
No one understands. I’m really not trying to toot my own horn. |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1538 |
It's natural that they would be very jealous of you and want to do things like blink their lights, honk their horns, swerve close to you, and even bully you because you have all of these marvelous technological advances and you're also very cute. |
1.2857 |
0.07377 |
70 |
56 |
8 |
6 |
1539 |
When did you first realize you were a hybrid? |
1.2857 |
0.05807 |
70 |
51 |
18 |
1 |
1540 |
I think that we should change gears. |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1541 |
We must focus on not looking at life in reverse |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1542 |
We can’t all be Hummers. |
1.2857 |
0.07377 |
70 |
56 |
8 |
6 |
1543 |
It's overwhelming having to do everything myself. |
1.2857 |
0.07377 |
70 |
56 |
8 |
6 |
1544 |
And how long have you been feeling this lack of control? |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1545 |
So you're not driven. There's nothing wrong with that. |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1546 |
Ever feel like someone else is in control? |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1547 |
You're concerned because you're NOT hearing voices? |
1.2857 |
0.07377 |
70 |
56 |
8 |
6 |
1548 |
You're driving yourself too hard. |
1.2841 |
0.06036 |
88 |
68 |
15 |
5 |
1549 |
Just because you're driverless doesn't mean that nobody likes you. |
1.2817 |
0.06708 |
71 |
55 |
12 |
4 |
1550 |
So, are you afraid the TESLA won't call back? |
1.2817 |
0.07002 |
71 |
56 |
10 |
5 |
1551 |
Sorry, your time has expired. |
1.2817 |
0.07002 |
71 |
56 |
10 |
5 |
1552 |
And, for how long have you had thoughts of driving yourself? |
1.2817 |
0.06708 |
71 |
55 |
12 |
4 |
1553 |
It's simple. You're literally driving yourself crazy. |
1.2817 |
0.06708 |
71 |
55 |
12 |
4 |
1554 |
Was the mechanic married? |
1.2817 |
0.06708 |
71 |
55 |
12 |
4 |
1555 |
If it's any comfort, we all struggle with issues of autonomy. |
1.2817 |
0.06708 |
71 |
55 |
12 |
4 |
1556 |
I'd say it's your issues with autonomy that are driving you crazy. |
1.2817 |
0.06708 |
71 |
55 |
12 |
4 |
1557 |
I can't do it for you, you need to find your own way. |
1.2817 |
0.06708 |
71 |
55 |
12 |
4 |
1558 |
And why do you think it is that you feel so much more self-driven than the other cars you know? |
1.2817 |
0.06079 |
71 |
53 |
16 |
2 |
1559 |
Hood ornament envy is perfectly natural... Just not correctable. |
1.2817 |
0.06708 |
71 |
55 |
12 |
4 |
1560 |
Yes, I do. But I think you should work on validating your own parking, don't you? |
1.2817 |
0.06708 |
71 |
55 |
12 |
4 |
1561 |
Be gentle with yourself: running out of gas can happen to even the smartest of cars. |
1.2817 |
0.06079 |
71 |
53 |
16 |
2 |
1562 |
How often do you lose control? |
1.2817 |
0.06401 |
71 |
54 |
14 |
3 |
1563 |
Our time is up. Put another quarter in the meter. |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1564 |
Feeling lost again? |
1.2794 |
0.06231 |
68 |
51 |
15 |
2 |
1565 |
When did you first think you were being controlled by hidden forces ? |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1566 |
He doesn't touch me like he used to. |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1567 |
I'm sensing some resentment that I don't validate parking. |
1.2794 |
0.06231 |
68 |
51 |
15 |
2 |
1568 |
In what way is the sex feeling mechanical? |
1.2794 |
0.07509 |
68 |
55 |
7 |
6 |
1569 |
It's time to move past your mother. You're autonomous now. |
1.2794 |
0.07509 |
68 |
55 |
7 |
6 |
1570 |
You are just as smart as the others... |
1.2794 |
0.06231 |
68 |
51 |
15 |
2 |
1571 |
Tell me the first time you rode in real traffic. |
1.2794 |
0.06231 |
68 |
51 |
15 |
2 |
1572 |
Give yourself permission to slow down. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1573 |
And how did it make you feel when you failed your driving test? |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1574 |
Why do you think you need a driver? |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1575 |
You just need to recharge, you seem run down. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1576 |
So, when did your dreams about being used in a James Bond film begin? |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1577 |
Yes, but sometimes a mini is just a Mini... |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1578 |
But there's no such thing as an accident. |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1579 |
''Typically, I validate parking. But in your case..." |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1580 |
Lets get started, shall we? |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1581 |
I'm just an auto with no motive. |
1.2794 |
0.06231 |
68 |
51 |
15 |
2 |
1582 |
And have you tried talking to the Tesla? |
1.2794 |
0.05869 |
68 |
50 |
17 |
1 |
1583 |
You know, most of my clients would kill for autonomy. |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1584 |
A feeling of emptiness is common for those who are self-driven. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1585 |
But studies show higher rates of suicide following hood augmentation! |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1586 |
But you don't feel smart? |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1587 |
How do your parents feel about you transitioning to a dump truck? |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1588 |
I haven't been driven lately. |
1.2794 |
0.06231 |
68 |
51 |
15 |
2 |
1589 |
The clock is still running even when you switch off like that. |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1590 |
And how did it feel when he asked you to drive? |
1.2794 |
0.05869 |
68 |
50 |
17 |
1 |
1591 |
You're a Ferrari trapped in a Volkswagen's body. |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1592 |
She swore size wasn't an issue--then she left me for a stretch limo. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1593 |
I think the human in me wanted to hit that beemer. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1594 |
So people never know whether you're coming or going? |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1595 |
Perhaps it's because the garage is too big. |
1.2794 |
0.06231 |
68 |
51 |
15 |
2 |
1596 |
So when exactly did this desire to drive yourself begin.... |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1597 |
How am I supposed to meet girls when I'm pudgy and missing a stick shift? |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1598 |
I'm afraid your auto-eroticism is incurable |
1.2794 |
0.07509 |
68 |
55 |
7 |
6 |
1599 |
At first everyone thinks I'm smart, but then out come Bobo, Bozo, Bonzo, Chuckles, Patches, Sparkle, Sunshine... |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1600 |
So, no leather seat option, how long have you had this interiority complex? |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1601 |
What do you mean, you don't feel driven? |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1602 |
Can I rule out internal combustion? |
1.2794 |
0.06231 |
68 |
51 |
15 |
2 |
1603 |
So, where do you want to go in life? |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1604 |
Don't take it personally... everyone's registration expires. |
1.2794 |
0.05869 |
68 |
50 |
17 |
1 |
1605 |
These days a lot of cars don't feel driven. |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1606 |
Drivers cut me off because they know I won’t hit them. |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1607 |
Who drives you crazy? |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1608 |
Just because you're not a Porsche or Corvette doesn't mean a nice man won't get into you someday. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1609 |
Well, if you're not, who IS in control? |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1610 |
It's like I'm stuck in reverse. |
1.2794 |
0.06231 |
68 |
51 |
15 |
2 |
1611 |
And how do YOU feel about the new design making your ass look bigger? |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1612 |
Before you can be self-driving, we need to address your self-loathing. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1613 |
So, how long have you felt self-driven? |
1.2794 |
0.06231 |
68 |
51 |
15 |
2 |
1614 |
You have an Oedibus Complex." |
1.2794 |
0.07509 |
68 |
55 |
7 |
6 |
1615 |
So you say the teacher called you a "dumb car" in front of the whole class. |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1616 |
You're going to have to learn how to exercise more self-control. |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1617 |
You say you no longer get the charge you once did when being plugged in? |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1618 |
Why do you think you're driving yourself crazy? |
1.2794 |
0.06231 |
68 |
51 |
15 |
2 |
1619 |
First let's talk about the oil stains you leave on my couch, then we'll get into the whole "size doesn't matter" thing. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1620 |
Being driverless, of course you have control issues. |
1.2794 |
0.06231 |
68 |
51 |
15 |
2 |
1621 |
First, tell me how you got on my couch. |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1622 |
Well now, you know, some believe that size does matter! |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1623 |
Were running out of time. Can I just hook up the diagnostic cable to find out what the problem is? |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1624 |
So you say you have no direction in life... |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1625 |
Any thoughts on what might trigger these feelings of autonomy? |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1626 |
I'm sorry you fuel that way. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1627 |
Nobody can make you drive except you. |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1628 |
Car Talk is a radio program, not a therapy mode. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1629 |
Smart is sexy, but not if you look like a toaster... |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1630 |
Can you tell me why you think all twelve clowns deserted you? |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1631 |
It's like she just slammed the door on our relationship. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1632 |
With your condition, I'd like to make sure you get home ok. I'll call Uber. |
1.2794 |
0.07509 |
68 |
55 |
7 |
6 |
1633 |
We all feel empty inside from time to time. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1634 |
And how do you imagine your life would feel if you were self-driven? |
1.2794 |
0.06231 |
68 |
51 |
15 |
2 |
1635 |
You need to be more self-driven |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1636 |
And that's why you have an irrational fear of clowns. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1637 |
How long have you had these remote feelings? |
1.2794 |
0.06231 |
68 |
51 |
15 |
2 |
1638 |
There's no need to get defensive here. |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1639 |
So... You feel lonely and empty inside? |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1640 |
You can’t let the term ‘driverless’ define you. |
1.2794 |
0.06231 |
68 |
51 |
15 |
2 |
1641 |
For the first time ever, it doesn't feel like someone else is steering me. |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1642 |
I am sorry to tell you this, but sometimes size does matter. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1643 |
We have to address why you feel people use you and then leave you. |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1644 |
Sometimes an exhaust pipe is *just* an exhaust pipe. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1645 |
Why don't you just use the rest area you identify with? |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1646 |
You've lost your motivation and self-drive? |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1647 |
And when did you first realize you're a piece of crap? |
1.2794 |
0.07509 |
68 |
55 |
7 |
6 |
1648 |
I don't know what it is. I just feel so used. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1649 |
It's just that all of my friends are self-driven. |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1650 |
Why do you think passengers are ignoring you? |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1651 |
and now he's saying he wants to be with a family-van |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1652 |
You think "gearshift envy" is bad? Be thankful you don't suffer from "premature acceleration"! |
1.2794 |
0.07509 |
68 |
55 |
7 |
6 |
1653 |
You need someone to take control. |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1654 |
I made a wrong turn and I keep reliving it |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1655 |
I have a recurring dream that I`m towed intothe middle of a freeway and then told that I`m a driverless car. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1656 |
Your ego thinks you're a driverless car but your id thinks you're a monopoly piece. |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1657 |
So you keep having the same nightmare. You see a whole bunch of clowns climbing out of you! |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1658 |
Why do you think your popularity is related to the price of gas? |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1659 |
Who is driving in the dream? Are you driving, or are you a passenger? |
1.2794 |
0.07509 |
68 |
55 |
7 |
6 |
1660 |
Don't be so hard on yourself. We all had trouble learning to parallel park. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1661 |
Your parking validation is included in my fee. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1662 |
Is this drive for autonomy just to mask your loneliness? |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1663 |
I'm the only one they didn't recall. |
1.2794 |
0.06231 |
68 |
51 |
15 |
2 |
1664 |
I get lonely without a driver. |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1665 |
I identify as being a diesel truck and not sure how to make the transition. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1666 |
So how long have you been suffering from lack of drive? |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1667 |
How does failing your inspection make you feel? |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1668 |
And why do you feel you've led people astray? |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1669 |
Stop trying to do everything yourself. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1670 |
Sounds like you lack direction. |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1671 |
And, how does that make you feel, not knowing how you got here? |
1.2794 |
0.05869 |
68 |
50 |
17 |
1 |
1672 |
You need a vacation. I suggest two weeks with a driver. |
1.2794 |
0.06231 |
68 |
51 |
15 |
2 |
1673 |
When was your first near miss? |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1674 |
Sometimes I don't know what's driving me. |
1.2794 |
0.06231 |
68 |
51 |
15 |
2 |
1675 |
My meter is running too. Let's get back to you mother. |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1676 |
I'm just not that smart. |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1677 |
Yes, size matters, but SUVs have their problems, too. |
1.2794 |
0.06231 |
68 |
51 |
15 |
2 |
1678 |
Well that may be true, but to compensate, try to remember that you're a very Smart Car. |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1679 |
It's time to take your life off of autopilot. |
1.2794 |
0.06231 |
68 |
51 |
15 |
2 |
1680 |
We need to get under the hood and address this drive for autonomy. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1681 |
I'd rather be emotionally-driven than self-driven . . . |
1.2794 |
0.06231 |
68 |
51 |
15 |
2 |
1682 |
It sounds like you're concerned that you're a bit too self-driven. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1683 |
The worst part? I Ubered here. |
1.2794 |
0.07509 |
68 |
55 |
7 |
6 |
1684 |
You're going to be OK, after all, name me another make and model that can park on a couch. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1685 |
"He called you a dumb car"? |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1686 |
I can see you are just looking for validation |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1687 |
I asked "what's driving you crazy?" not "what's driving you, crazy?" |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1688 |
It's the electrile dysfunction again, doc. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1689 |
So, when did you start having these feelings that you weren't Smart? |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1690 |
If I really am driverless then I should be able to select my own music. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1691 |
Remember, you are a smart, strong, beautiful, independent car and you don't need a driver to complete you. |
1.2794 |
0.07509 |
68 |
55 |
7 |
6 |
1692 |
Tell me why you think you're out of control. |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1693 |
Don't beat yourself up. Rear view is always 20/20. |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1694 |
They said I wasn't Uber material. |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1695 |
I don't know whether I'm coming or going |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1696 |
Why should I be the one who has to drive? |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1697 |
Have you considered letting all those silly clowns come out? |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1698 |
No one said it was easy being smart. |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1699 |
''How can I respond to him when he won't push my buttons anymore." |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1700 |
I feel like a man trapped in a car's body. |
1.2794 |
0.08073 |
68 |
57 |
3 |
8 |
1701 |
But it is true-- yours is smallest. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1702 |
If you're so smart, what are you doing here? |
1.2778 |
0.06915 |
72 |
57 |
10 |
5 |
1703 |
So, your Mom was a moped and your Dad was a scooter? |
1.2778 |
0.06324 |
72 |
55 |
14 |
3 |
1704 |
Really Doc I'm fine. I just couldn't find any place else to park. |
1.2778 |
0.06626 |
72 |
56 |
12 |
4 |
1705 |
If you are looking for happiness you have to discover what drives you. |
1.2754 |
0.06811 |
69 |
54 |
11 |
4 |
1706 |
Relax Little Buddy. Donald Trump isn't going to round up "All Foreign Models" and have sex with them and then have them deported. I don't care what the Redneck Pick-Up Trucks are saying around the gas pump!!! |
1.2754 |
0.06811 |
69 |
54 |
11 |
4 |
1707 |
I don't know Doc, I just feel like I've lost my drive. |
1.2754 |
0.06811 |
69 |
54 |
11 |
4 |
1708 |
My partner says that I'm too autonomous." |
1.2754 |
0.07117 |
69 |
55 |
9 |
5 |
1709 |
Got it: your dad was a gas-guzzler, your mom was a Prius, and you’re confused. |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1710 |
Well, now that I'm driverless I can go really anywhere. I should be happy, but I just find myself circling my old garage late at night and crying. I just feel hollow inside |
1.2754 |
0.07411 |
69 |
56 |
7 |
6 |
1711 |
I know that look. Are you going to squirt oil again? |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1712 |
May I suggest living as a toaster for a year first? |
1.2754 |
0.06811 |
69 |
54 |
11 |
4 |
1713 |
Let's talk about what really gets you charged up every morning. |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1714 |
Do you still feel like you're idling? |
1.2754 |
0.07117 |
69 |
55 |
9 |
5 |
1715 |
How does not being driven make you feel? |
1.2754 |
0.06154 |
69 |
52 |
15 |
2 |
1716 |
And what do you think causes these feelings of fuel inefficiency? |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1717 |
I don't seem to have any direction. |
1.2687 |
0.07838 |
67 |
56 |
4 |
7 |
1718 |
So your father was an SUV. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1719 |
It sounds like you're trying to get at what really drives you. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1720 |
Face this way please; this isn't what I had in mind when I said "exhaustive study." |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1721 |
I think my issues come from how my mother would clutch or throttle me. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1722 |
Life in the fast lane does wear on you after a while. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1723 |
Stop driving yourself crazy. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1724 |
Now, tell me when you first started feeling out of control. |
1.2687 |
0.05856 |
67 |
50 |
16 |
1 |
1725 |
We're not all built for the fast lane. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1726 |
Yes, I'm a licensed therapist. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1727 |
And exactly how long have you wanted to be a toaster? |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1728 |
How does your road rage make you feel? |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1729 |
History of autoimmune disorders? |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1730 |
If you drive yourself, why must you go where they say? |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1731 |
Anxiety is a normal reaction; with autonomy comes great responsibility. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1732 |
Please control yourself. Last week you left rubber on the couch when I mentioned Uber. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1733 |
Why do you feel that other people control your life? |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1734 |
Let's keep this professional, Mr. Google. I'm going to need you to put your license plate back on. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1735 |
we all feel directionless occasionally. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1736 |
How has your life changed since you became less driven? |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1737 |
When did you first start feeling like you wanted to drive into a wall? |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1738 |
Perhaps Uber just isn't a good fit for you. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1739 |
So I said, 'Jesus, take the wheel!' And he took me to Whole Foods. |
1.2687 |
0.07544 |
67 |
55 |
6 |
6 |
1740 |
Honk if you're afraid of clowns. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1741 |
"Next time why don't you try 'I think I can. I think I can. I think I can'"? |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1742 |
Doc, I have this recurring dream that someone is trying to control me. |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1743 |
How does it make you feel when the real cars make fun of you? |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1744 |
Turn off your ignition, you're exhausting! |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1745 |
When charged-up you feel powerless, and gassed-up you feel guilty? |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1746 |
Thanks for all you've done. I can get there on my own now. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1747 |
So you weren't born a Lamborghini. Get over it! |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1748 |
It's not size, it's performance. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1749 |
Isn't it time you to learn how to shift for yourself? |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1750 |
Change is very difficult for me - even if it is just oil. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1751 |
The problem is, I hate traffic. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1752 |
You don't know where you are going? |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1753 |
The problem is you lack drive. |
1.2687 |
0.05856 |
67 |
50 |
16 |
1 |
1754 |
I see. So your mother and father never changed your oil. Well, that explains a lot. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1755 |
So how long have you self-identified as a stick shift? |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1756 |
When did the dreams of you being chased by a dog start? |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1757 |
But let's focus on one of your attributes...you are smart ! |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1758 |
Maybe it's that whiny sounding little horn of yours that annoys people. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1759 |
I don't validate. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1760 |
You're giving me mixed signals here. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1761 |
How long have you felt you needed to transition to being a toaster? |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1762 |
Control is not everything. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1763 |
"Don't worry. It's not uncommon at all to forget where you're going". |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1764 |
I think the problem in the end is that you're just not driven. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1765 |
Do you feel as if you're driving yourself crazy? |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1766 |
There's no such thing as an accident. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1767 |
"It's not your fault; you are programmed |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1768 |
how long have you felt you've been on the wrong road? |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1769 |
Did you drive yourself crazy? |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1770 |
Yes, I'd say you are indeed driving yourself crazy. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1771 |
I think you have some uber issues. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1772 |
All this self-drive and no direction. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1773 |
But what drives you? |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1774 |
Doc, I feel like I'm traveling through life on autopilot. |
1.2687 |
0.05856 |
67 |
50 |
16 |
1 |
1775 |
Sometimes I think we're just spinning our wheels. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1776 |
So you feel that you just don't have the motivation to drive yourself? |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1777 |
And you think she is 'driving you crazy?' |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1778 |
I still don't feel like I have complete control. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1779 |
Well, you look like a smart car. |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1780 |
Tell me more about your toaster fantasies. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1781 |
It's what you can do with that siren that counts. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1782 |
Now, why don't you think you're smart? |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1783 |
What do you think is causing this "lack of drive"? |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1784 |
Don't worry. Your children will be smart cars. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1785 |
Repeat after me: "Self driving is new and I forgive myself for going to the wrong Rochester." |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1786 |
So you feel like it's all a test? |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1787 |
Time's up? You're a therapist not a parking meter! |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1788 |
And what do you think might be driving you? |
1.2687 |
0.05856 |
67 |
50 |
16 |
1 |
1789 |
Okay, yes, it is a lie. Size DOES matter. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1790 |
It's the pressure to perform. Sometimes I just go into overdrive. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1791 |
I confirmed our sessions are covered by your insurance, after a deductible. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1792 |
Your battery is bipolar, but thankfully it's a lithium. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1793 |
I even switched to a higher octane, but she still left me |
1.2687 |
0.05456 |
67 |
49 |
18 |
0 |
1794 |
Trust isn't easy in short term relationships. Sometimes you can't help but feel that you've been taken for a ride. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1795 |
So tell me. Was it the same bird this time? |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1796 |
Yes, "smart car" is a lot to live up to. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1797 |
I feel like when they call me SMART, they're being sarcastic. |
1.2687 |
0.05856 |
67 |
50 |
16 |
1 |
1798 |
Perhaps the real problem is that you are not as SMART as you think! |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1799 |
Sometimes I just want to be the stupid one. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1800 |
Try to envision yourself not as a driverless car… But as the little search engine that could! |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1801 |
So you feel like you've lost your drive? |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1802 |
So you're small, self-driving, and aimlessly roam the city with no one in you? No wonder you're depressed. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1803 |
Tell me again about your self-esteem issues. I wasn't paying attention before. |
1.2687 |
0.07544 |
67 |
55 |
6 |
6 |
1804 |
I can clearly see your nuts. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1805 |
I don't know where you're going with this. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1806 |
I'm sure your parent company loves you as much as the other models. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1807 |
My mind just won't stop racing. |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1808 |
So what you are telling me is that there is a lot of pressure to be smart? |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1809 |
"Self-actualizing" would be great, but "self-driving" is a fine first step. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1810 |
Women don't care about your engine size. It's whether the starter works. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1811 |
Driver, no driver, backseat, front seat, it is not about you. Ask yourself, did I stay between the lines? |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1812 |
And how does having so much autonomy make you feel? |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1813 |
How do I decide between saving my passengers' lives or running over a crosswalk full of pedestrians? |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1814 |
That funny noise you hear inside might be people laughing. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1815 |
And when did you realize the growth spurt will never happen? |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1816 |
Why don't we start with some of the self-control issues you've been having lately, hmm...? |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1817 |
Yes, you are self driving, but what is really driving you? |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1818 |
’Adrift in a sea of person-driving cars’? That’s a bit paranoid, isn’t it? |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1819 |
You are a self-driving car that chases clowns. Be proud! |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1820 |
So being autonomous makes you feel empty inside... |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1821 |
I understand that it's driving you mad, but we cannot accept your insurance. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1822 |
Did you tell anyone about what this mechanic did? |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1823 |
So you feel like a Ferrari trapped in a Volkswagen body. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1824 |
Being completely self driven isn't as easy as it sounds. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1825 |
When did you first feel driven? |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1826 |
So you are self-driving, but you still feel like someone else is in control? |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1827 |
Like most Millennials, you will have to learn to unplug. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1828 |
So your feelings of abadonment stem from being driverless? |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1829 |
Being hybrid isn't a choice, it's who you are. Let's work on you accepting that you are hybrid. |
1.2687 |
0.07544 |
67 |
55 |
6 |
6 |
1830 |
Can you tell me more about feeling empty? |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1831 |
My life hasn't been the same since I came out of the garage. |
1.2687 |
0.07544 |
67 |
55 |
6 |
6 |
1832 |
Just because you're driverless, doesn't mean you can't have direction. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1833 |
And how long have you felt driverless? |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1834 |
I feel like I'm driven by an unknown force. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1835 |
We can do that. But why do you think you'd be happier as a toaster? |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1836 |
Self-driven doesn't necessarily imply self-actualized |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1837 |
And how do you feel about the statement, "Size doesn't matter. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1838 |
And how long have you been feeling dumb? |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1839 |
I've been dating a drone....is that so wrong? |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1840 |
This will be easier if you stop trying to be so smart with me. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1841 |
And why do you think you're driving yourself crazy? |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1842 |
Do you feel remote because others are in control? |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1843 |
I believe you have issues with autonomy. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1844 |
...and now I find myself drained and depleted, longing for any connection, even willing to hook-up with one of those super chargers at truck stops... |
1.2687 |
0.07838 |
67 |
56 |
4 |
7 |
1845 |
I think I'm self-driving myself to drink. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1846 |
I see, and how long have you felt driverless? |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1847 |
self loathing, self worth, self motivation...what drives you? |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1848 |
I just feel like I have no direction. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1849 |
So, you've lost your drive. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1850 |
Yeah, I just don't get it. How could I have lost my way? |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1851 |
And you'd like to feel less 'driven'? |
1.2687 |
0.05856 |
67 |
50 |
16 |
1 |
1852 |
So, what brought you in here today,? |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1853 |
I can't tell you where you need to go, you have to figure out where you need to go. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1854 |
Sometimes a siren is just a siren. |
1.2687 |
0.07544 |
67 |
55 |
6 |
6 |
1855 |
Well, I don't think you look like a toaster. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1856 |
You are not a person and get off the couch. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1857 |
There's no shame in being self-driven. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1858 |
Yes, you mentioned Stanford, several times. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1859 |
What's driving you? |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1860 |
So, tell me how long you've had prius envy. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1861 |
What you need is a guidance counselor, not a therapist. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1862 |
So you say you're lacking direction? |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1863 |
What makes you think you're not Smart? |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1864 |
Were you driving? |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1865 |
Call me old fashioned, but I actually preferred when humans drove. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1866 |
Well, that sounds like a warning signal to me. |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1867 |
It's called "steering wheel envy" and it's getting more and more common. |
1.2647 |
0.06151 |
68 |
52 |
14 |
2 |
1868 |
Really? Three hundred dollars an hour and all you have to say is my tags are expired? |
1.2647 |
0.07141 |
68 |
55 |
8 |
5 |
1869 |
"So how old were you when you realized you were 'different'"? |
1.2647 |
0.07442 |
68 |
56 |
6 |
6 |
1870 |
...and she left you for a man with a bigger block...I see. |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1871 |
So when did you first start to have these feelings about Uber? |
1.2647 |
0.06151 |
68 |
52 |
14 |
2 |
1872 |
The big cars won’t play with you? |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1873 |
Tell me about your motherboard. |
1.2647 |
0.07141 |
68 |
55 |
8 |
5 |
1874 |
Talk to me about that empty feeling. |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1875 |
Why don't you start by telling me what really drives you? |
1.2647 |
0.07442 |
68 |
56 |
6 |
6 |
1876 |
Well first, I think it's important you realize it was your fault. |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1877 |
Start talking. My meter makes your meter look like chump change. |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1878 |
Inside I really feel like a Porsche. |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1879 |
I used to be self-driven, now I can't even get off this couch. |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1880 |
From time to time, we all feel lost. |
1.2647 |
0.06151 |
68 |
52 |
14 |
2 |
1881 |
People tell me I'm too controlling |
1.2647 |
0.05783 |
68 |
51 |
16 |
1 |
1882 |
Maybe this will help, "Two roads diverged in a wood..." |
1.2647 |
0.07442 |
68 |
56 |
6 |
6 |
1883 |
Your deep seated desire to be an F150 does seem a little Fordian... |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1884 |
The back seat drivers are are driving me crazy. |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1885 |
So, you say he's feeling emasculated because you do all the driving? |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1886 |
Who do you feel is “trying to manipulate your every move”? |
1.2647 |
0.06151 |
68 |
52 |
14 |
2 |
1887 |
Have you always backed in? |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1888 |
I think you have an uber-complex. |
1.2647 |
0.05783 |
68 |
51 |
16 |
1 |
1889 |
I really miss the camaraderie at the gasoline pumps! |
1.2647 |
0.06151 |
68 |
52 |
14 |
2 |
1890 |
When did you start having this feeling that you were smarter than the others? |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1891 |
Sometimes when I use the dashboard lights it's just for attention. |
1.2647 |
0.07141 |
68 |
55 |
8 |
5 |
1892 |
Free will is overrated. |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1893 |
I'm not the EPA. |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1894 |
...and when they called you 'roller skate' how did you feel? |
1.2647 |
0.07141 |
68 |
55 |
8 |
5 |
1895 |
So you're saying you don't think you'll ever meet anyone who isn't intimidated by how smart and self-directed you are. |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1896 |
And do YOU think you're smart? |
1.2647 |
0.07442 |
68 |
56 |
6 |
6 |
1897 |
And which clown personality am I talking to, now? |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1898 |
I think the problem may be you are having validation issues. |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1899 |
You are a toaster trapped in a cars body. |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1900 |
How can I help you if you refuse to honk? |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1901 |
I was doing great until gas prices dropped |
1.2647 |
0.07141 |
68 |
55 |
8 |
5 |
1902 |
So you've noticed your self-drive is low? |
1.2647 |
0.07141 |
68 |
55 |
8 |
5 |
1903 |
So, you believe your mother was a toaster? |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1904 |
If we get one more caption entry about size, I say we tell Mankoff we quit this cartoon. |
1.2647 |
0.07732 |
68 |
57 |
4 |
7 |
1905 |
Now lets finish off your obsession with bugs and move on to your emissions guilt |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1906 |
How long have you had this spontaneous thought of just swerving into the oncoming lane? |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1907 |
And how long have you been idle? |
1.2647 |
0.05783 |
68 |
51 |
16 |
1 |
1908 |
In my professional opinion, your inner Uber is going down the tuber. |
1.2647 |
0.06151 |
68 |
52 |
14 |
2 |
1909 |
I'm sick of doing all the driving. |
1.2647 |
0.06151 |
68 |
52 |
14 |
2 |
1910 |
Yes. I'm always on the right path now, but he never touches me anymore. It was better when I was giving him directions. At least we communicated. |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1911 |
It's hard to make changes when you spend your life in cruise control. |
1.2647 |
0.07141 |
68 |
55 |
8 |
5 |
1912 |
So, you say you just feel empty? |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1913 |
So you feel life is passing you by? |
1.2647 |
0.05783 |
68 |
51 |
16 |
1 |
1914 |
We're just spinning our wheels here. |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1915 |
You need to self-validate your feelings. I can only validate your parking. |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1916 |
Did she actually say 'size matters'? |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1917 |
Now they're blaming me instead of the nut behind the wheel |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1918 |
You're good enough, smart enough and dog gonnit, people like you. |
1.2615 |
0.05915 |
65 |
49 |
15 |
1 |
1919 |
Well when I have that kind of problem I usually just google it. |
1.2609 |
0.06738 |
69 |
55 |
10 |
4 |
1920 |
So, you feel like you don't have the same kind of drive anymore? |
1.2609 |
0.06414 |
69 |
54 |
12 |
3 |
1921 |
How would you feel if you were called a toaster all your life? |
1.2609 |
0.06414 |
69 |
54 |
12 |
3 |
1922 |
Now, tell me again who exactly it is that's driving you crazy. |
1.2609 |
0.06738 |
69 |
55 |
10 |
4 |
1923 |
You're a good candidate for electro-shock therapy. |
1.2609 |
0.06073 |
69 |
53 |
14 |
2 |
1924 |
How can you validate your parking if you can't first validate yourself? |
1.2609 |
0.07048 |
69 |
56 |
8 |
5 |
1925 |
You should have tapped the brakes on that relationship |
1.2609 |
0.06073 |
69 |
53 |
14 |
2 |
1926 |
And how did being called 'last year's model' make you feel? |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1927 |
As a driver-less car, feeling empty is perfectly normal. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1928 |
How do you think your parents affected your self-driving esteem? |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1929 |
...and, to be clear, you're saying you had no control of taking those pictures through the open windows!? |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1930 |
When did you first believe you had lost your way? |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1931 |
You're going to have to learn some self-control. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1932 |
I think you're seeking a different kind of validation |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1933 |
Do you perceive your autoeroticism as an option? |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1934 |
It's perfectly normal at your age to lose the drive you once had. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1935 |
Tell me more about this compulsion you have to toot your own horn. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1936 |
I'm having trouble navigating the more complex roads in life. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1937 |
And why do you think you feel that way when you see a Tesla? |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
1938 |
You're definitely exhibiting signs of an Edsel complex. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1939 |
Father a Stutz Bearcat and Mother a Tricycle? |
1.2576 |
0.05424 |
66 |
49 |
17 |
0 |
1940 |
Let’s dispense with the small talk today, shall we? |
1.2576 |
0.07576 |
66 |
55 |
5 |
6 |
1941 |
'So the panic attacks started when you realised you were driverless?' |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1942 |
Doctor, I know this is wrong, but sometimes I really want to crash into a Tesla. |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
1943 |
What's really bugging you/ |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1944 |
Roller skate may have been a term of endearment....... |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1945 |
So, your Dad could not stay away from the leaded stuff, and your mom had strange men under her hood all the time... |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1946 |
I frankly don't care if you find it womblike, Mr. Caputo. You'll have to come out of there if session is to continue. |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
1947 |
The other cars are smarter than me. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1948 |
He left me for a bicycle. He said I suffocated him with my parking needs!! |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1949 |
So, what's been bugging you |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1950 |
Maybe you are driving yourself crazy. |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
1951 |
Talk to me. My meter's running. |
1.2576 |
0.05424 |
66 |
49 |
17 |
0 |
1952 |
Tell me about your factory. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1953 |
So, you feel you've lost your sense of drive... |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1954 |
When do you think you became so driven? |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1955 |
So you're asking, if Hitler were crossing the street, should you hit him on purpose? |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1956 |
Is this really your first time seeing a shrink? |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
1957 |
I'm tired and I need a brake. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1958 |
There must be SOMETHING you don't feel inferior to. What about golf carts? |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1959 |
Just try to get over, "size matters." |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1960 |
I think you need a mechanic. |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
1961 |
Why so sad? You should be happy you don't pass gas anymore. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1962 |
And who did you feel was more nurturing -- the mechanic or the driver? |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
1963 |
You know, nothing is really "Uber alles" anymore. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1964 |
I think you might be driving yourself too hard. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1965 |
You say you're unhappy because no one ever asks where YOU would like to go... |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
1966 |
My phone sent me here! |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
1967 |
So somehow you still don't feel like you're in control? |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
1968 |
I don't have any control over my life |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1969 |
I don't feel so smart |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1970 |
I'd say you've conflated your electric dependence with persistent fossil fuel envy... |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1971 |
I see you're a self-driven individual. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1972 |
Don't mistake your lack of driver for a lack of drive. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1973 |
They called me a smart car. |
1.2576 |
0.07576 |
66 |
55 |
5 |
6 |
1974 |
You say your parents just told you you're a hybrid. How does that make you feel? |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1975 |
What do you mean you don't want to go it alone? |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1976 |
Do you remember how it first felt to be called a 'hybrid'? |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1977 |
You shouldn't self-drive yourself crazy. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1978 |
You must overcome this delusion. You're not part of some grand plot to take over the world. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1979 |
I recommend electro-shock for the battery and the sad clown inside. |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
1980 |
Tell me about your Motor. |
1.2576 |
0.07576 |
66 |
55 |
5 |
6 |
1981 |
I can see you're carrying around a lot of baggage. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1982 |
How long have you had the oily discharge? |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1983 |
They may have fins or gull-wing doors, but that doesn't mean they're happy. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1984 |
That's just it...in this dream, no one's driving. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1985 |
Can I take a peek under your childhood ?? |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
1986 |
Tell me more about how turning left into oncoming traffic makes you feel. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1987 |
How long have you been having these auto-erotic fantasies? |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1988 |
Are you driving yourself, or is your self driving you? |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1989 |
In my professional opinion, I think you’re driving yourself crazy. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1990 |
Ultimately, we're All self-driven: by our desires, by our fears. The question is, where do you want to go? |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1991 |
Are you saying you would like to be more hands-on? |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1992 |
Tell me again why you feel used. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1993 |
Yes, being driverless could be the cause of that empty, lonely feeling you describe. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1994 |
So you feel driven and exhausted? |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1995 |
Sometimes I feel like no one's in control. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1996 |
When would you say you stopped feeling driven? |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1997 |
You're driving yourself crazy |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1998 |
It sounds like you feel empty inside. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1999 |
Skipping the protective undercarriage coating doesn't mean he doesn't love you. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
2000 |
I can refer you to a hybrid cognitive therapist |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
2001 |
And how did that make you feel when the driverless car honked at you like that? |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
2002 |
Bother me? Of course not. And my wheels are not that small, believe me. |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
2003 |
When you feel insecure, try to remember that it's not the size of your engine, but what you do with it. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
2004 |
So you're fearful that size does matter? |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
2005 |
What makes you think you're not smart enough? |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
2006 |
You don't actually have an 'inner Cadillac'. |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
2007 |
Did you drive up here yourself? |
1.2576 |
0.05838 |
66 |
50 |
15 |
1 |
2008 |
It's all about performance, not size. |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
2009 |
You have to start taking responsibility for your own actions. |
1.2576 |
0.07576 |
66 |
55 |
5 |
6 |
2010 |
That's enough small torque, let's cut to the chase. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
2011 |
So you're in love with a Prius who lives off the grid? |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
2012 |
You can’t expect charging stations to find you. Get out there and look. |
1.2576 |
0.05838 |
66 |
50 |
15 |
1 |
2013 |
So, you're actually worried that size matters? |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
2014 |
Sometimes a tailpipe is just a tailpipe. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
2015 |
There's no shame in Googling oneself every once in a while. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
2016 |
You heard the Tesla laughing at you? |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
2017 |
Everyday they say, "You drive!" and then they laugh. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
2018 |
Yes, Mr. Smithers I validate. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
2019 |
Is it possible your inadequacy is caused by her being a Smart Car? |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
2020 |
Can you describe for me how you reacted the first time you were referred to as a toaster? |
1.2576 |
0.05838 |
66 |
50 |
15 |
1 |
2021 |
Sounds like you have a problem with sharing control. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
2022 |
Be assertive! Just lock the doors and then the clowns can't get in. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
2023 |
So... What do you recall, about the recall? |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
2024 |
I promise to use the word 'recollection' and will refrain from using 'recall.' |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
2025 |
So, how did it feel when the SUV called you a toaster? |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
2026 |
I haven't been the same since I lost my driver |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
2027 |
So you believe the big semis are deliberately cutting you off. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
2028 |
I just can't satisfy her the way the SUV can. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
2029 |
Minor dissociative episodes are not uncommon. I don't always remember my drive home either. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
2030 |
Before we try medication, when was the last time you changed your oil? |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
2031 |
You're at high risk of driving yourself insane |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
2032 |
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much better do you feel when you imagine having a steering wheel? |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
2033 |
You have a condition we refer to as, Cadillac envy. |
1.2576 |
0.05838 |
66 |
50 |
15 |
1 |
2034 |
Let's start with the concerns you've expressed recently over your self control. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
2035 |
Tell me about your mechanic |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
2036 |
Sometimes I just feel empty inside... |
1.2576 |
0.05838 |
66 |
50 |
15 |
1 |
2037 |
So let me get this straight. You're tired of everyone insisting that they know what your destination should be. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
2038 |
So you have trouble with authority and taking directions? |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
2039 |
So, when the other Ubers made fun of your exhaust pipe in the carwash, tell me more about how you felt, Mr. Smart. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
2040 |
To put it in layman's terms, you're a paranoid control freak. |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
2041 |
So you feel the catch word 'driverless' dehumanizes you? |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
2042 |
Can you show me on the doll where the mechanic lied to you about leaking oil? |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
2043 |
I can assure you, no car can fit a whale in its back seat. |
1.2576 |
0.07576 |
66 |
55 |
5 |
6 |
2044 |
Could you drop me to the dry cleaner's when we're done? |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
2045 |
Electronic stability control should have eliminated those feelings. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
2046 |
So you're feeling TOO autonomous? |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
2047 |
And when did you first realize you were going through a trans-mission? |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
2048 |
I see a lot of patients with low sex drive. |
1.2576 |
0.05424 |
66 |
49 |
17 |
0 |
2049 |
Sometimes an inferiority complex is justified. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
2050 |
Oh, stop your idling. |
1.2576 |
0.05838 |
66 |
50 |
15 |
1 |
2051 |
How long have you thought you were smart? |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
2052 |
Exhaustion as in 'tired, or more along the lines of combustion related? |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
2053 |
I used to be so driven. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
2054 |
I think it's time we shift our focus and begin working with on motor skills. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
2055 |
"It's called Chassis Envy". |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
2056 |
I never get to go where I want to go. |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
2057 |
So you feel like your life is always stuck in second gear? |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
2058 |
Tell me about your childhood; I'm sensing some issues with your motherboard. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
2059 |
I'm sending you to my mechanic first to be sure its not just a tune up problem. |
1.2576 |
0.05838 |
66 |
50 |
15 |
1 |
2060 |
Yes, yours is very small and doesn't last very long, but you do have many fine qualities. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
2061 |
You say that she made you feel "used". Think positively - you're "pre-owned". |
1.2576 |
0.05838 |
66 |
50 |
15 |
1 |
2062 |
Getaway cars are overrated. Try to be happy with who you are. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
2063 |
You were born a tesla, but your id is screaming for oil. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
2064 |
It's OK to give yourself permission to feel lost. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
2065 |
No DUI's, but who gets the speeding ticket? |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
2066 |
Today we are going to discuss your ubermensch. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
2067 |
So I understand you're self conscious about your size. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
2068 |
But what about Uber do you hate? |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
2069 |
I guess I just don't feel driven enough to compete with other cars. |
1.2571 |
0.06956 |
70 |
57 |
8 |
5 |
2070 |
So tell me, how long have you felt empty inside? |
1.2540 |
0.06387 |
63 |
49 |
12 |
2 |
2071 |
We were talking about your tendency to clutch... |
1.2537 |
0.06143 |
67 |
52 |
13 |
2 |
2072 |
Well, not not everyone is driven. |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
2073 |
I'm still leaving oil stains on the driveway each night. |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
2074 |
It's entirely normal to wish someone would drive you, even when you know you're capable of driving yourself. |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
2075 |
If you really want help, you need to tell me what's bugging you. |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
2076 |
Will you at least try to let your inner clowns out? |
1.2537 |
0.07163 |
67 |
55 |
7 |
5 |
2077 |
You certainly are self-driven. |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
2078 |
Why do YOU think people say you're exhausting? |
1.2537 |
0.06143 |
67 |
52 |
13 |
2 |
2079 |
Do you think it hurts more because she left you for a big sedan? |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
2080 |
How long have you been hearing voices? |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
2081 |
So all of your clown clients are going with Uber now! |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
2082 |
I think most people would probably say feeling ambivalent is a normal reaction upon discovering you're a hybrid. |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
2083 |
Sometimes I wonder if there is more to life than fuel efficiency. |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
2084 |
Self-driving is one thing, self-diagnosis quite another. |
1.2537 |
0.06143 |
67 |
52 |
13 |
2 |
2085 |
Don't feel bad. "Uber envy" is very common among my taxi clients. |
1.2537 |
0.06143 |
67 |
52 |
13 |
2 |
2086 |
I just don't feel driven anymore. |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
2087 |
… and then she said, 'It was never about size. But I can't marry someone with zero emissions.' |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
2088 |
Let's explore why you think driving yourself makes your emissions dirty. |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
2089 |
Did you ever tell your parents that you didn't like the name Herbie? |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
2090 |
So you were the smart one in your family? |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2091 |
The only thing she wanted was a Lyft. |
1.2500 |
0.06299 |
64 |
50 |
12 |
2 |
2092 |
Nothing drives me anymore. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2093 |
Do you ever feel as if you have multiple people inside of you? |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2094 |
I'm not feeling fully charged lately. |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
2095 |
Self-driven, yes. Autonomous, yes. But the thrill is gone. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2096 |
So, you're not the fastest or biggest, but you're good enough, smart enough and gosh darn it, people like you. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2097 |
No, "hybrid" doesn't mean that you wanted to marry your mother, and kill your father." |
1.2500 |
0.07387 |
64 |
53 |
6 |
5 |
2098 |
Actually, I feel the same way about Hummers. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2099 |
Do you really think you were a chariot in a prior life? |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2100 |
It's very difficult to talk through your rear-view camera |
1.2500 |
0.05893 |
64 |
49 |
14 |
1 |
2101 |
well.. it's not the end of the road. |
1.2500 |
0.05893 |
64 |
49 |
14 |
1 |
2102 |
You said that you're driving yourself crazy? |
1.2500 |
0.06299 |
64 |
50 |
12 |
2 |
2103 |
Hmmm, so it's a catch-22, you need a map to follow directions but you need directions to follow a map. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2104 |
So, let me get this straight: you'd rather be driven than left to your own devices? |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
2105 |
When did the Prius start picking on you? |
1.2500 |
0.07387 |
64 |
53 |
6 |
5 |
2106 |
If you think of 'Self-Drive' as liberating, it won't be so much a burden. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2107 |
It's like this, doctor......I've completely lost my sex drive. |
1.2500 |
0.07387 |
64 |
53 |
6 |
5 |
2108 |
We ALL feel used at some point in our lives. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2109 |
Stop blaming yourself, no one anticipated the drop in the price of oil. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2110 |
I keep dreaming I am overloaded with clowns. |
1.2500 |
0.06299 |
64 |
50 |
12 |
2 |
2111 |
You said you've been feeling lost. Has this affected your work? |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
2112 |
So, how did you feel when all the toasters made fun of you in grade school? |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
2113 |
Well, I'm certainly glad the mechanic referred you to me after he couldn't diagnose the problem. You may have an auto-immune condition. |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
2114 |
When did you first discover that you lacked acceleration? |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2115 |
Sure, I'm self-driving, but some days I lack motivation, you know? |
1.2500 |
0.07387 |
64 |
53 |
6 |
5 |
2116 |
When did you first start calling yourself 'smart'? |
1.2500 |
0.06299 |
64 |
50 |
12 |
2 |
2117 |
Why don't you try self-diagnosis? |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
2118 |
You are of course, aware that lacking drive and being driverless are two distinctly differing conditions. |
1.2500 |
0.05893 |
64 |
49 |
14 |
1 |
2119 |
I dunno -- it feels like I have to do everything for him now. |
1.2500 |
0.06299 |
64 |
50 |
12 |
2 |
2120 |
Have you tried a higher octane? |
1.2500 |
0.06299 |
64 |
50 |
12 |
2 |
2121 |
It's not the number of cylinders you have, it's what you do with them! |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
2122 |
So being in control makes you feel empty inside? |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2123 |
Self driving must first start with self motivation. |
1.2500 |
0.05893 |
64 |
49 |
14 |
1 |
2124 |
So share with me a little more about how it feels to be a nuts-swinging monster truck trapped in a smart car's body. |
1.2500 |
0.06299 |
64 |
50 |
12 |
2 |
2125 |
So, tell me about your engineers... |
1.2500 |
0.07387 |
64 |
53 |
6 |
5 |
2126 |
Please don't turn your back on me when we are in session. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2127 |
You really should take a few days off. You know, recharge a bit. |
1.2500 |
0.05893 |
64 |
49 |
14 |
1 |
2128 |
No, being a hybrid is not the same as being bisexual. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2129 |
Of course when you look at normal cars it's only natural to have driver envy. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2130 |
There's nothing wrong with being German. Nietzsche was German. |
1.2500 |
0.07387 |
64 |
53 |
6 |
5 |
2131 |
Let me make sure I have the facts. Your father was a semi rig and your mother was a generator and your father never accepted you as a hybrid. |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
2132 |
Would you like me to give you a lift? |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2133 |
You've got to remember that size isn't everything. |
1.2500 |
0.07387 |
64 |
53 |
6 |
5 |
2134 |
I had imagined a life full of more hands-on experiences. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2135 |
Believe it or not, I've lost my sense of autonomy. |
1.2500 |
0.06299 |
64 |
50 |
12 |
2 |
2136 |
Tell me about your father's Oldsmobile. |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
2137 |
You lack a moral compass? |
1.2500 |
0.07387 |
64 |
53 |
6 |
5 |
2138 |
Your lack of drive may be symptom of a deeper issue. |
1.2500 |
0.06299 |
64 |
50 |
12 |
2 |
2139 |
Let's examine why your tracing your heritage to Henry Ford is so important. |
1.2500 |
0.06299 |
64 |
50 |
12 |
2 |
2140 |
Now ...they want me to do the driving too. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2141 |
I know..we all feel from time to time that the world is passing us by. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2142 |
Is it possible you're a little too self-driving? |
1.2500 |
0.06299 |
64 |
50 |
12 |
2 |
2143 |
Yours is a classic case of stick shift envy. |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
2144 |
Are you self medicating too? |
1.2500 |
0.07387 |
64 |
53 |
6 |
5 |
2145 |
What is driving this self-destructive behavior? |
1.2500 |
0.06299 |
64 |
50 |
12 |
2 |
2146 |
How long have you been feeling low on energy? |
1.2500 |
0.06299 |
64 |
50 |
12 |
2 |
2147 |
...but Doctor, I'm supposed to be autonomous. |
1.2500 |
0.06299 |
64 |
50 |
12 |
2 |
2148 |
I feel empty. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2149 |
I see...you think you are giving the wrong signals. |
1.2500 |
0.05893 |
64 |
49 |
14 |
1 |
2150 |
Doctor-patient confidentiality is a two-way street, buddy. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2151 |
Your concerns about performance anxiety might be warranted. |
1.2500 |
0.05893 |
64 |
49 |
14 |
1 |
2152 |
I blame the Transfomers for my body image issues. |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
2153 |
Last week you talked about feelings of emptiness. |
1.2500 |
0.06299 |
64 |
50 |
12 |
2 |
2154 |
Nonsense, we all lose our way every now and then. |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
2155 |
So tell me, what do you think is making you feel stuck in neutral? |
1.2500 |
0.06299 |
64 |
50 |
12 |
2 |
2156 |
Sometimes we all wish someone else would grab the wheel. |
1.2500 |
0.06299 |
64 |
50 |
12 |
2 |
2157 |
Everyone feels lost sometimes. |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
2158 |
I think you might want to go to a body shop. |
1.2500 |
0.07387 |
64 |
53 |
6 |
5 |
2159 |
Are you sure the garage wouldn't be cheaper? |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
2160 |
So, tell me about these autonomous voices inside your head? |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2161 |
You are suffering from a lack of self-drive. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2162 |
No, I asked you first, 'Is the meter still running?' |
1.2500 |
0.07387 |
64 |
53 |
6 |
5 |
2163 |
"I know, but I don't feel smart. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2164 |
sometimes a compact car is just a compact car |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
2165 |
Is it possible you are not as smart as you thought you were? |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2166 |
All the other cars have drivers. I want one. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2167 |
I can't help feeling like all I've ever made are wrong turns. |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
2168 |
Well, Mr. Smartcar, my diagnosis is that you are suffering from a classic case of piston envy. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2169 |
Get used to it. Size matters. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2170 |
And when did you start believing that size matters? |
1.2500 |
0.07387 |
64 |
53 |
6 |
5 |
2171 |
There's more to life than being fuel efficient! |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2172 |
Don't believe the others, size does matter. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2173 |
You need more drive. |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
2174 |
You're not only self-driving, you're self-defeating. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2175 |
So, when these women you describe laugh at your size, how does that make you feel? |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
2176 |
I feel like I'm spinning my wheels here. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2177 |
When the Roomba said that, how did that make you feel? |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
2178 |
I miss the human touch! |
1.2500 |
0.07387 |
64 |
53 |
6 |
5 |
2179 |
When was the first time you started feeling autonomous? |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2180 |
As a woman I assure you, its performance not size that matters. |
1.2500 |
0.07387 |
64 |
53 |
6 |
5 |
2181 |
We can all feel lost sometimes following the same routes. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2182 |
So, you feel like you're on autopilot? |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2183 |
Just because you are driverless, does not make you directionless. |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
2184 |
I'm sure it *feels* like he's controlling you ... |
1.2500 |
0.07387 |
64 |
53 |
6 |
5 |
2185 |
Why is everything with you always self, self, self? |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
2186 |
Clowns scare you! What made you think you could work with them? |
1.2500 |
0.05893 |
64 |
49 |
14 |
1 |
2187 |
So you're having an identity crisis. How often are you being asked to make toast? |
1.2500 |
0.07387 |
64 |
53 |
6 |
5 |
2188 |
Soooo, you think you're always being followed...those aren't idle thoughts.... |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2189 |
Do you text and drive? |
1.2500 |
0.06299 |
64 |
50 |
12 |
2 |
2190 |
When did you start to feel that size matters? |
1.2500 |
0.05893 |
64 |
49 |
14 |
1 |
2191 |
Let's talk about what drives you in life. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2192 |
So, what button turns you on? |
1.2500 |
0.06299 |
64 |
50 |
12 |
2 |
2193 |
Clearly this session is headed in the wrong direction. |
1.2500 |
0.06299 |
64 |
50 |
12 |
2 |
2194 |
Just once, I'd like to feel like I've got my own direction. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2195 |
So tell me more about why you feel you're driving yourself crazy |
1.2500 |
0.06299 |
64 |
50 |
12 |
2 |
2196 |
We're going to start with a battery of tests. |
1.2500 |
0.06299 |
64 |
50 |
12 |
2 |
2197 |
But self-driving IS dehumanizing. Isn't that the point? |
1.2500 |
0.06299 |
64 |
50 |
12 |
2 |
2198 |
Think of the humans as training wheels while you transition to full autonomy. |
1.2500 |
0.06299 |
64 |
50 |
12 |
2 |
2199 |
I feel like I’m oversharing |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
2200 |
So you say you don't find yourself to be very driven these days? |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2201 |
Steering wheel envy? Never heard of it. |
1.2500 |
0.06299 |
64 |
50 |
12 |
2 |
2202 |
I understand you're low emission, but in order for me to help you, I need you to give off some emotion. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2203 |
Enough stalling. My meter's running, so let's get back to your parking meter fetish. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2204 |
Why do you feel that twelve clowns would improve your self concept? |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
2205 |
When did you first have a longing for an oil change and lube job? |
1.2500 |
0.07715 |
64 |
54 |
4 |
6 |
2206 |
I always seem to fail in the clutch. |
1.2500 |
0.06299 |
64 |
50 |
12 |
2 |
2207 |
I just feel like I've lived my whole life on cruise control. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2208 |
And sometimes you feel the air pressure is just too much? |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2209 |
'So you don't want to be labeled SMART?!?' |
1.2500 |
0.07387 |
64 |
53 |
6 |
5 |
2210 |
I swear that wasn't intentional..... its just exhaust. |
1.2500 |
0.06299 |
64 |
50 |
12 |
2 |
2211 |
I think we need to make you more comfortable in being self-driven |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2212 |
Tell me about your muffler. |
1.2500 |
0.07387 |
64 |
53 |
6 |
5 |
2213 |
People just assume that because I'm a 'Smart Car' that I'm some sort of genius. It's a lot of pressure! |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
2214 |
Sometimes a driverless car is just a driverless car. |
1.2500 |
0.05893 |
64 |
49 |
14 |
1 |
2215 |
You have to learn to drive yourself before you can learn to drive someone else. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2216 |
And why do you feel powerless? |
1.2500 |
0.05893 |
64 |
49 |
14 |
1 |
2217 |
Face facts. You lack direction in life. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2218 |
You're driving yourself. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2219 |
It's OK to leak. Just not on the couch. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2220 |
So, your lack of drive has you feeling empty inside? |
1.2500 |
0.07387 |
64 |
53 |
6 |
5 |
2221 |
You don't need another shrink. |
1.2500 |
0.07387 |
64 |
53 |
6 |
5 |
2222 |
They just bought me to keep in the trunk of their Escalade. |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
2223 |
When did these feelings of low efficiency begin? |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
2224 |
Small tires doesn't necessarily mean anything... |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
2225 |
I always felt a lot pressure from my parents when they said I was self-driven. |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
2226 |
The evidence suggests that you have driven yourself crazy. |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
2227 |
Perhaps you’re being too critical; they can’t all be clowns. |
1.2500 |
0.07387 |
64 |
53 |
6 |
5 |
2228 |
But, you don’t need a steering wheel! |
1.2500 |
0.06299 |
64 |
50 |
12 |
2 |
2229 |
What do you mean when you say that you've always felt driven? |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2230 |
Sure you're smart, but why does that make you think you can change the world? |
1.2500 |
0.07387 |
64 |
53 |
6 |
5 |
2231 |
You only have two doors. And how does that make you feel? |
1.2500 |
0.06299 |
64 |
50 |
12 |
2 |
2232 |
So, you feel like you have no drive. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2233 |
So you feel an emptiness inside? |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2234 |
They want to make me more self-driven |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
2235 |
So, why do you feel that you're smarter than everyone else? |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2236 |
So . . . how are we doing with that road rage problem? |
1.2500 |
0.06299 |
64 |
50 |
12 |
2 |
2237 |
You said sometimes you feel empty inside. Tell me more about that. |
1.2500 |
0.06299 |
64 |
50 |
12 |
2 |
2238 |
So then, tell me how you feel about Google forgetting to give you a heart. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
2239 |
Sometimes it's not easy being so Smart. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2240 |
My fees are nominal. You won't be overcharged. |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2241 |
The worst part is he just stares at other cars the whole time. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2242 |
Uber makes me feel inadequate. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2243 |
I feel like no one has any faith in me. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2244 |
Toaster schmoster, you can't blame your mother. |
1.2462 |
0.07282 |
65 |
54 |
6 |
5 |
2245 |
So, I'm hearing that you're motivated and self-driven but feel like your big brother tries to control you? |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2246 |
You say your wife wants a car that performs? Not just a smart car? |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2247 |
Doctor, its one of those days when I feel like the wheels are coming off. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2248 |
The clinical term for that is 'honk envy'. |
1.2462 |
0.07282 |
65 |
54 |
6 |
5 |
2249 |
So what you're signaling, is that you would like to be picked up for once? |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2250 |
So when did you first feel attracted to motorcycles? |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2251 |
I know I don't NEED a driver to be happy, but I WANT a driver. |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2252 |
Would you describe yourself as "driven", or as "self-driving"? |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2253 |
I can understand that you want to take charge of yourself and drive. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2254 |
I understand the technical term is "dual-personality", but I prefer "hybrid." |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2255 |
In the end, you have no choice but to plot your own course. |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2256 |
Sometimes a flat tire is just a flat tire. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2257 |
Feeling any different since our last oil change? |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2258 |
Try to think positively. You are the best little parallel parker in the city. |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2259 |
Session fees are subject to surge pricing. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2260 |
If alternate side parking is suspended next Tuesday, do you want to reschedule for Wednesday? |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2261 |
Gas prices got you down? |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2262 |
You needn't worry, all electric cars are Bi Polar. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2263 |
Stop taking the criticism so personally, remember you're just a prototype! |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2264 |
When do you feel you lost your sense of drive? |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2265 |
She was being polite when she told you that size does not matter. |
1.2462 |
0.07282 |
65 |
54 |
6 |
5 |
2266 |
She said she couldn't take my gas. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2267 |
You have to really want to change your oil. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2268 |
You're self-driving, yet you feel trapped. Let's explore that. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2269 |
Yes, you're self-driving, but where's your destination? |
1.2462 |
0.05814 |
65 |
50 |
14 |
1 |
2270 |
Just when I feel I'm at a major crossroads, I hit a cul-de-sac. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2271 |
And what makes you feel you are not ready to drive yourself? |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2272 |
Everyone needs to find their own way. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2273 |
You say your Driver has not found your "D" spot yet? |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2274 |
I feel I am only good for parking in New York City |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2275 |
I just feel like I'm on autopilot lately. |
1.2462 |
0.07282 |
65 |
54 |
6 |
5 |
2276 |
Take the long view: Gas prices will eventually rise. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2277 |
But I do know where I'm going. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2278 |
It sounds like you're lacking a real driving motivation. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2279 |
Let's talk some more about your fear of making your own decisions. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2280 |
How long have you hated your Roomba? |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2281 |
So, you say you've lost your drive? |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2282 |
Can you tell me why you don't feel smart? |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2283 |
They say size doesn't matter. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2284 |
What I hear you saying is that you are a bad Fit. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2285 |
In your case, size does matter. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2286 |
You need to put more coins in the meter |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2287 |
Do you feel pressure to be seen as smart? |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2288 |
I feel like I've been taken for a ride. |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2289 |
The police found a circus clown in your glove compartment?? |
1.2462 |
0.07605 |
65 |
55 |
4 |
6 |
2290 |
You're a hybrid, not a half-breed. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2291 |
Perhaps you just misinterpreted the "your full of gas" comment. |
1.2424 |
0.07181 |
66 |
55 |
6 |
5 |
2292 |
So the issue is not so much about your diminutive appearance, but that drivers might think ALL your parts are small? |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2293 |
My parents hoped I'd be a truck. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2294 |
It is lonely to be a self-driving car |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2295 |
Then one day I smelled another woman's air freshener on him |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2296 |
Could it be that you are compensating for your small stature by being easy to park? |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2297 |
No, I didn't get lost. I said I felt lost. |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2298 |
...and then he said I had small tires. He's disgusting. I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee. Believe me. |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2299 |
Now, let's talk more about why you feel that someone is controlling your life. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2300 |
Yes, I'm afraid that size does matter. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2301 |
I hear you saying you feel like you're running on auto-pilot. |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2302 |
Don't look at it as self-driving but self-directed. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2303 |
When did you first want to be a crossover? |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2304 |
Who do you blame for your defective airbags? |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2305 |
Just to be clear, when you say you're 'Autoerotic' does that mean manual or automatic? |
1.2381 |
0.07407 |
63 |
53 |
5 |
5 |
2306 |
Do you have any idea how hard it is to live up to the expectations of being a smart car? |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2307 |
It' normal to be nervous about getting hitched. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2308 |
You really need get over the "size matters" hang-up. |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2309 |
How did it feel when they said you weren't really very smart? |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2310 |
So, how long have you felt that your life was just going in circles? |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2311 |
Why do you think you feel your power slipping away? |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2312 |
At the outset, let me reassure you that size doesn't matter. |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2313 |
We can test your MPG, but at your age I don't believe the need to plug in every night is an addiction. |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2314 |
Sometimes I feel like a driverless car. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2315 |
...and the next thing you know, I'll be changing my own oil |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2316 |
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be insensitive when I said I wanted you to be in the driver's seat. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2317 |
And you felt like your motherboard drove you too far? |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2318 |
How does it make you feel when Elon calls you a, "Toaster on wheels?" |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2319 |
You can't let your passengers determine your self-worth. Just think of them as self-loading freight. See you again in 12,000 miles or six months. |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2320 |
No, we cannot "turn off the meter for a little while." |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2321 |
It's the bullying. |
1.2381 |
0.07407 |
63 |
53 |
5 |
5 |
2322 |
So you fear the next wave of technology? |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2323 |
They call me smart, but it doesn't make me feel any bigger. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2324 |
I sure hope you're not dripping oil on my couch. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2325 |
Actually, many in tech feel driven... |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2326 |
So, you don't feel connected . . . |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2327 |
Do you frequently go out alone at night? |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2328 |
And then she says, Size matters |
1.2381 |
0.07407 |
63 |
53 |
5 |
5 |
2329 |
So you are worried that your going to get lost? |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2330 |
I'm tired of always having to be more efficient than my parents |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2331 |
Then I discovered my boyfriend, a VW diesel, was cheating on me... |
1.2381 |
0.07407 |
63 |
53 |
5 |
5 |
2332 |
Self driving is one thing, but what's your motivation? |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2333 |
So, you're fearful that size really does matter? |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2334 |
Being out of alignment is more common than you might realize. I see it every day. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2335 |
When did you first start feeling you are losing control of where you are headed? |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2336 |
Tell my why you feel you are not a SmartCar. |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2337 |
I am driving myself ... Crazy . |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2338 |
It's just that I'm driving myself a little crazy. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2339 |
I think you need to do more work on your confidence issues before you try self-driving. |
1.2381 |
0.07407 |
63 |
53 |
5 |
5 |
2340 |
Don't worry. Those luxury models in the waiting room have their own, shall I say "mileage," problems. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2341 |
The key to staying motivated is locked deep inside of you. We can call the dealership to get it out. |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2342 |
Washroom's down the hall, on your left. Want me to show you, or can you get there yourself? |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2343 |
Okay, Mr. Self-Driver, where do YOU want to go? |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2344 |
It obvious you have a problem with auto eroticism. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2345 |
When did you first get the feeling people didn't trust you? |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2346 |
The whole "size doesn't matter" argument is a bit of a myth. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2347 |
You DO have an electric personality. |
1.2381 |
0.05409 |
63 |
48 |
15 |
0 |
2348 |
What drove you to me? |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2349 |
Hmmm, yes, that *is* a rather insulting spot to place a plug-in. |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2350 |
So when did this size issue start to bother you? |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2351 |
...and you were honking? |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2352 |
Sure, sure, I'M good for the environment but does the environment ever say thank you or send a gift? |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2353 |
How does that make you steer? |
1.2381 |
0.07407 |
63 |
53 |
5 |
5 |
2354 |
Miles per gallon will only get you so far in this world. I want to hear what goes on under the hood when you're alone at night in the garage. |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2355 |
Get over yourself. There is no such thing in the DSM Five as "Piston Envy". |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2356 |
We don't think of it as an inferiority complex any more. You're small. Roll with it. |
1.2381 |
0.07407 |
63 |
53 |
5 |
5 |
2357 |
My father was fuel combustion, and my mother was electric, and me, I just feel like I'm spinning my wheels sometimes. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2358 |
It's my opinion that your road rage is a result of your feelings of inadequacy. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2359 |
No one pushes your buttons any more? |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2360 |
Wait. So you're telling me there's no history of toasters in your family? |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2361 |
I just don't know why they pick on us? Just because we are classified as " Smart Cars. |
1.2381 |
0.05409 |
63 |
48 |
15 |
0 |
2362 |
You are self driving but not self aware. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2363 |
People do like you. Just not so much with gas at $2/gallon. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2364 |
I've got no drive any more! |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2365 |
I think it's natural to feel run-down, out of gas, and having the desire to travel more. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2366 |
So your dad was a Hummer...how does that make you feel? |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2367 |
I understand your sense of abandonment that all the other cars have drivers. How does that make you feel? |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2368 |
So, any progress this week? How many strange men did you let inside you? |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2369 |
When you say, "I like to be driven," what are you really saying? |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2370 |
It's not you. It's your software. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2371 |
Why do you think you are so smart that you don't need a driver? |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2372 |
Exactly WHO drives you crazy? |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2373 |
"You would get a new start, with Electric Shock Therapy |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2374 |
And then they told me me I was not smart enough to get from Point A to Point B. |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2375 |
So what makes you think that everyone but you is driven? |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2376 |
When you found the Hummer was not your Dad,how did that make you feel? |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2377 |
Your diagnosis: Little Car Syndrome. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2378 |
i'm terrified what my next inspection could reveal. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2379 |
I've seen things no one should see. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2380 |
These session aren't helping my road rage. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2381 |
Sorry to disappoint you, but you don't have any junk in your trunk. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2382 |
Remember, you're a smart, uber, self-driving car that has a 300 miles range capacity. Have you considered the idea that maybe the muscle cars are just jealous? |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2383 |
What happened after you ran away to the circus? |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2384 |
Do you think your competition with uber has anything to do with your relationship with your parents? |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2385 |
You can't keep blaming others for your control issues. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2386 |
"You got to help me doc, I have these nightmares, I'm out of control, and I just want to be driven hard, real hard". |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2387 |
Strangers coming and going at all hours...all I want is a long term relationship. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2388 |
I feel like I've hit a dead end. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2389 |
Size isn't everything. |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2390 |
Look, you're a Smart Car : you don't need an inferiority complex. |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2391 |
You are smarter than the other cars. . .expect to be bullied. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2392 |
I may be small, but I have an electric personality. |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2393 |
Is it possible that you are self-medicating with your occasional tank of premium gasoline? |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2394 |
We call it GPS dysfunction. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2395 |
I have to say, I find these monster truck fantasies a little concerning |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2396 |
Your feeling of autonomy is just an illusion. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2397 |
In my professional opinion you are simply a product of the environment. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2398 |
Don't worry. Recall problems are normal with aging. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2399 |
So, when did you start believing you couldn't. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2400 |
Sometimes I feel like I am on the road to nowhere. |
1.2381 |
0.07407 |
63 |
53 |
5 |
5 |
2401 |
Sorry for steering the conversation - I torque too much. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2402 |
I don't feel autonomous. |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2403 |
Good thing you came to see me you're a wreck . |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2404 |
You're just going to have to accept you're DC in an AC world |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2405 |
Don't worry gas prices will go back up. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2406 |
I know where I'm going on the road, but I feel completely lost in life |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2407 |
Tell me about your relationship with your Mazda. |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2408 |
Perhaps it's time to let someone else take the driver's seat. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2409 |
Hmm ... sounds like an Electric complex. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2410 |
I'm hearing that you feel lonely and unappreciated. Would installing a crash-test dummy help? |
1.2381 |
0.07407 |
63 |
53 |
5 |
5 |
2411 |
So your father was an SUV. Big wheels to fill. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2412 |
And yet, they still want to control you. I understand. |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2413 |
My name is not Siri. She left you. |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2414 |
All self driving cars need help sometimes |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2415 |
You can't just honk your way through your problems... |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2416 |
My mother was a golf cart |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2417 |
As we discussed, my fee is $50 for the first 10 miles, and twenty cents a mile after that. |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2418 |
And when those VW Bugs laugh at you, how does it make you feel? |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2419 |
So, you're just not ready to be independent? |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2420 |
So...You're feeling paranoid, because you think you're being controlled by signals from outer space?.. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2421 |
How do you feel about your father being a four door? |
1.2381 |
0.07407 |
63 |
53 |
5 |
5 |
2422 |
How did you feel when she said size doesn't matter? |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2423 |
You need to stop blaming yourself for the emissions cheating scandal. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2424 |
I know it might be difficult, but can you go back for just a moment? |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2425 |
"Who called you "low energy". |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2426 |
You need to improve your self-control. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2427 |
Doc, I've been driving myself crazy. |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2428 |
I keep telling them I don't lack the drive. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2429 |
Why am I bullied when I am a Smart Car? |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2430 |
So you just feel like your being used? |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2431 |
I miss my human driver. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2432 |
Why don't you tell me about your feelings of emptiness. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2433 |
Yes, well, sometimes 'Smart' cars are the most tortured. |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2434 |
So you feel the use of the term "smart car" is ironic rather than laudatory. Say more." |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2435 |
And how long would you say you’ve suffered from this “range anxiety”? |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2436 |
PTSD? Okay, when did you run over the squirrel. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2437 |
You said your mother was a toaster. What feelings has that generated? |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2438 |
Please tell me why you want to grow up to be a Mercedes Benz? |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2439 |
We call it a "Napoleon Complex" . . . |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2440 |
How much am I getting charged for this? |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2441 |
When did you start feeling autonomous was wrong for you? |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2442 |
I wouldn't worry too much ... the smart ones always get bullied. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2443 |
People are literally driving me crazy! |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2444 |
And how does it make you feel when people laugh at your parallel parking? |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2445 |
Sure buddy, whatever you want to talk about - but the meter's running. |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2446 |
When did this fantasy to kill a taxi and marry your rhumba begin? |
1.2381 |
0.07407 |
63 |
53 |
5 |
5 |
2447 |
I understand completely - Monster Truck envy is far more common that you know. |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2448 |
So, how long have you had this obsession that you were in control? |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2449 |
It must be hard, always having to rely on yourself. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2450 |
Well, apparently size does matter. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2451 |
You're afraid that without a carbon footprint, how will anyone know you're there? |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2452 |
When did you first experience the feeling that you were a Lamborghini? |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2453 |
When did you first notice this tired, less-driven feeling? |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2454 |
And this feeling of being small and insignificant amongst your peers. When did it start? |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2455 |
And when did you start thinking you had a Google Complex? |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2456 |
When did you first know you were cabriolet? |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2457 |
Take two gallons of high-test and call me in the morning. |
1.2381 |
0.07407 |
63 |
53 |
5 |
5 |
2458 |
How did it feel to try the drive-thru? |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2459 |
How do you feel when they tell you size matters? |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2460 |
What makes you think Apple is your daddy? |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2461 |
I took your suggestion and Googled you . . . God, where do we start? |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2462 |
I just... I feel like I dont have control over my life. |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2463 |
We have talked about the Ego and Id so far. Now, the Uber? |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2464 |
At what point did your mother being gasoline and your father electric become a problem for you? |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2465 |
When did you start to drive yourself so hard? |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2466 |
When did you first begin feeling guilty over your father's carbon footprint? |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2467 |
Frankly, you need to open up a bit more. Perhaps try cracking your window a bit. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2468 |
Can you please tell me more about your desire to be so self driven? |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2469 |
It doesn't mean that you can just go without letting people know. |
1.2381 |
0.07407 |
63 |
53 |
5 |
5 |
2470 |
That was merely a suggestion, not backseat driving. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2471 |
No, I 'm not saying you have a loose screw. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2472 |
So, what's buggin' you? |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2473 |
I'm not sure putting a banana in your tailpipe falls under "inappropriate touching." |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2474 |
So, tell me more about the time someone puked in your back seat. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2475 |
Well, the informal name is Little Car Syndrome. |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2476 |
People may say you are 'self-driven', have you considered the other people who got you here? |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2477 |
Everyone says I am not old enough to drive. |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2478 |
But, back to your recurring nightmare...it was your first time driverless; the Dodge Ram pulled up behind you, and...? |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2479 |
So do you identify more with fossil fuels or electricity? |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2480 |
Sure doc I have had some tough brakes. I've been rear-ended and I've have had spare tires, after all I'm a Car-dashian. |
1.2381 |
0.07407 |
63 |
53 |
5 |
5 |
2481 |
Right now, I feel like I'm going nowhere. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2482 |
With greater autonomy comes the need to avoid feelings of loneliness . . . and pedestrians, of course. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2483 |
I thought you'd prefer autosuggestions. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2484 |
I normally don't give advice, but I can assure you that size does not matter! |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2485 |
When did you first feel you were losing control? |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2486 |
So tell me, why so ashamed of being a hybrid? |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2487 |
And so when we go out together, I feel like he just makes a decision and I then have to do all the planning. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2488 |
I just hate that I always have to drive while he gets to play in his phone. |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2489 |
Yes I know, small is the new big. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2490 |
I know you've got Jaguar envy, but look how easily you park. |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2491 |
Sometimes I just feel so lost, you know? Like there's no one really at the steering wheel. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2492 |
Yes, I am transitioning to be a toaster. |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2493 |
You need your own space. |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2494 |
And how did that make you wheel? |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2495 |
No, I don't offer alternative fuel discounts. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2496 |
You're clearly suffering from Prius Envy. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2497 |
Can you remember feeling out of control? |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2498 |
On a positive note, you don't have to worry about where to park during our sessions... |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2499 |
I've seen things... |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2500 |
It's not like you have a manual on how to run your life. |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2501 |
Still have nightmares of Uber? |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2502 |
You've got to learn to accept responsibility. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2503 |
Yes, so many clowns in there would be scary. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2504 |
There's nothing to be ashamed about. It's okay to want a big Shriner inside of you. |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2505 |
So are you saying that size matters? |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2506 |
And so though my wife does bemoan the size of my pistons, she does quite appreciate how long I can go on a glass of gas. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2507 |
How does it feel with no one behind the wheel but you? |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2508 |
Trust me, I've driven lots of cars, and size doesn't matter. |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2509 |
So what you seem to be saying is that although you're self-driving you're not self-driven. |
1.2381 |
0.05409 |
63 |
48 |
15 |
0 |
2510 |
I've got autonomy issues. |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2511 |
So you're still looking for a driver? |
1.2381 |
0.05409 |
63 |
48 |
15 |
0 |
2512 |
And how does it make you feel, that you never had a "baby on board"? |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2513 |
I'm sorry, our time has expired. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2514 |
I am afraid that in your line of work size does matter. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2515 |
There is no shame because your mother was a toaster. |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2516 |
At least I'm not a Jet Ski |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2517 |
Just accept the fact that you are adorable. |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2518 |
Don't worry, size does not matter |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2519 |
Tell me more about this feeling that you are always running on autopilot... |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2520 |
Did you ever think that maybe they're the one with the control issue? |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2521 |
Other than size issues, what brought you here? |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2522 |
Then I realized, I didn't have control over my life at all. I was still going where someone told me to go. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2523 |
Yes I found my way over here easily. DUH! |
1.2381 |
0.07745 |
63 |
54 |
3 |
6 |
2524 |
And did you say your father was an 18 wheeler? |
1.2381 |
0.05409 |
63 |
48 |
15 |
0 |
2525 |
So you always wanted to be a Telsa? |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2526 |
Let's explore your feelings about not having a steering wheel. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2527 |
So, it's Google that brings you here today? |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2528 |
...and how long have you been worried about the length of your gearshift? |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2529 |
How do the "big" cars make you feel? |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2530 |
And remember, a small hand brake doesn't mean anything. |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2531 |
Just because you have extremely "low emissions," you should not have these feelings of being inadequate. |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2532 |
Revolutionising automobile transport does sound like a lot of pressure. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2533 |
Your eGo needs a recharge |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2534 |
Do you feel in charge? |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2535 |
Don't be embarrassed. Lack of get-up-and-go is very common in older models. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2536 |
Yes, you're smart, but let's focus on your emotional intelligence. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2537 |
I just found out my father was a toaster |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2538 |
Why do you think you are so curious about auto-erotic asphyxiation? |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2539 |
Anthony Wiener referred you. |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2540 |
i'm concerned that you're too focused on being a smart car instead of a fully-functioning car. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2541 |
I think it will be productive today to concentrate our work on your fear of the last mile. |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2542 |
Your belief that you are a real car is a delusion of grandiosity. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2543 |
So, you don't feel driven, anymore? |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2544 |
When were you first told you had too much junk in your trunk? |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2545 |
How long have you had the feeling you are driverless? |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2546 |
Tell me about your feelings of being controlled. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2547 |
It is perfectly normal to be a taxi but have Uber urges. |
1.2344 |
0.05783 |
64 |
50 |
13 |
1 |
2548 |
So what do small tires mean to you? |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2549 |
Don't worry, when you grow up you will be a Tesla. |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
2550 |
You currently are on a road to self-destruction. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2551 |
Your employer sent you to work on becoming more self-driven? |
1.2344 |
0.05337 |
64 |
49 |
15 |
0 |
2552 |
You seem to lack direction. |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
2553 |
And about how long would you say it's been since you've felt it difficult to get charged up about anything? |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2554 |
Yes I assure you it's perfectly normal for smart car like yourself to have these feelings ! |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
2555 |
Life is going by fast and I can't seem to hit the brakes. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2556 |
So when she yelled "size matters" and hailed the larger cab, how did that make you feel? |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2557 |
Why do YOU think they call you a Smart Car? |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2558 |
You call it road rage. I call it autonomous anger. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2559 |
Hm. And did you get that kind of validation from the DMV? |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2560 |
You say your father was a gas guzzling maniac who never shared the road. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2561 |
With human error no longer an excuse, you need to take personal responsibility for your actions. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2562 |
Who else reminds you of a meter maid? |
1.2344 |
0.05337 |
64 |
49 |
15 |
0 |
2563 |
Tell me about that, your memories as a Matchbox car. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2564 |
Tell me about what drives you. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2565 |
And when did you realize that self-driving is not the same as self-actualization? |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2566 |
Do you know if your warranty covers Prozac? |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2567 |
You can stop worrying. According to Masters and Johnson, four cylinders is quite acceptable. |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
2568 |
Let me clarify, you see danger when no danger exists? |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2569 |
I may be self-driving but I don't feel in control. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2570 |
We need to discuss your issues coping with autonomy. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2571 |
So when exactly did you realize that you really aren't that smart? |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2572 |
But never making a mistake is a good thing. |
1.2344 |
0.05783 |
64 |
50 |
13 |
1 |
2573 |
I feel like there's nothing driving me, Doctor. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2574 |
So your embarrassed when your friends point out you have small tires? |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
2575 |
So if I understand correctly, you'd like more control over your life by going driverless? |
1.2344 |
0.05783 |
64 |
50 |
13 |
1 |
2576 |
Your problem is that you're go through life on autopilot. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2577 |
It's okay. If I had seen something like that, I would've swerved, too. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2578 |
Don't get down on yourself, you're a very smart car. |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
2579 |
I see...you feel you have a diminished drive. |
1.2308 |
0.06853 |
65 |
54 |
7 |
4 |
2580 |
Have you tried Googling the problem? |
1.2308 |
0.06493 |
65 |
53 |
9 |
3 |
2581 |
There's nothing unnatural about it. We all feel excessively driven these days |
1.2308 |
0.06493 |
65 |
53 |
9 |
3 |
2582 |
So you're discovering that size does matter. |
1.2308 |
0.06493 |
65 |
53 |
9 |
3 |
2583 |
Phew! The first thing we must deal with is your exhaust. |
1.2308 |
0.06112 |
65 |
52 |
11 |
2 |
2584 |
So in these night terrors, who is driving you? |
1.2308 |
0.06112 |
65 |
52 |
11 |
2 |
2585 |
Are you feeling pre-owned? |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2586 |
your just not driven enough. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2587 |
It sounds like you suffer from what we call "Smart car syndrome." |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2588 |
So the driverless thing feels like a lot? |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2589 |
And another thing that exhausts me . . . I've overheard others chortle that I'm cute and all but I really resent being told what to do at every turn. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2590 |
How do you feel about your father's romance with a toaster? |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2591 |
I'm sorry, your problems need an uber-therapist. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2592 |
What I really want is to be a car toon. |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
2593 |
Not everyone thinks you look like a toaster. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2594 |
First, let's address your Napoleon complex. |
1.2258 |
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3 |
2595 |
Little tired? |
1.2258 |
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3 |
2596 |
If you're always going to show off how smart you are, the other cars are not going to like you. |
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1 |
2597 |
I feel lost. |
1.2258 |
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2 |
2598 |
No worries, it's not a sin to drive yourself. |
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1 |
2599 |
How does it feel to be rejected by a Uber driver? |
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4 |
2600 |
Feelings of being stuck in reverse are unusual for someone so self-driven. |
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2 |
2601 |
I always feel like my autonomy is only an illusion. |
1.2258 |
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2 |
2602 |
And when did you first have these desires to transition into the body of a toaster instead? |
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1 |
2603 |
So, how do you feel about your motor skills? |
1.2258 |
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2 |
2604 |
Prius envy? No way. You mispronounce something both mythic and misogynic. |
1.2258 |
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51 |
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3 |
2605 |
No, the blue pill will not increase your horsepower. |
1.2258 |
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51 |
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3 |
2606 |
The problem, Doc, is that I identify as a fire truck. |
1.2258 |
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51 |
8 |
3 |
2607 |
Why not lower your window? |
1.2258 |
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51 |
8 |
3 |
2608 |
I just feel empty inside |
1.2258 |
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51 |
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3 |
2609 |
Sounds like piston envy. |
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4 |
2610 |
Okay - so the Miata dumped you for the F-150 ‘cause he’s got that 460 big block and extended cab! You gotta tell yourself, LIFE GOES ON! |
1.2258 |
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50 |
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2 |
2611 |
How long have you had these feelings of deceleration? |
1.2258 |
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51 |
8 |
3 |
2612 |
How long have you had this fantasy of being a Humvee? |
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1 |
2613 |
The meter has expired for this week. |
1.2258 |
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4 |
2614 |
In other circumstances, I wouldn't be concerned that you feel a lack of direction. |
1.2258 |
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2 |
2615 |
For the last time, you can't record these sessions. |
1.2258 |
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51 |
8 |
3 |
2616 |
Let's try some self-directed therapy. |
1.2258 |
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50 |
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2 |
2617 |
You simply aren't well-geared for life in the fast lane. |
1.2258 |
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50 |
10 |
2 |
2618 |
So in this dream you are being chased down a dark alley by an apple? |
1.2258 |
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51 |
8 |
3 |
2619 |
she's driving me crazy. |
1.2258 |
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52 |
6 |
4 |
2620 |
I hear that you feel you are surrounded by dumb drivers. |
1.2258 |
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51 |
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3 |
2621 |
And tell me, how long has this piston envy persisted? |
1.2258 |
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8 |
3 |
2622 |
Yes, but what is driving self? |
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2 |
2623 |
Sometimes we need to get lost before we can find our true selves. |
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5 |
2624 |
And then she said, "Yes, red light size does make a difference.." |
1.2258 |
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4 |
5 |
2625 |
Even though you're called a smart car, it's ok to admit that you don't know sometimes. |
1.2258 |
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51 |
8 |
3 |
2626 |
It's not that they don't want to drive you... |
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1 |
2627 |
I didn't call for an Uber. |
1.2258 |
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53 |
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5 |
2628 |
Even the Prius makes fun of me |
1.2258 |
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51 |
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3 |
2629 |
We can't all be SUVs |
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1 |
2630 |
Yes, Christine, your mother WAS a tow-truck but you have to realize that telling other cars where to go was her job. Let it go. |
1.2258 |
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51 |
8 |
3 |
2631 |
Are you picking me up? |
1.2258 |
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53 |
4 |
5 |
2632 |
But I don't wanna be in the driver's seat. |
1.2258 |
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51 |
8 |
3 |
2633 |
The truth is I've always been afraid of clowns. |
1.2258 |
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2 |
2634 |
In your dream did a train go into a tunnel? |
1.2258 |
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52 |
6 |
4 |
2635 |
you seem to be suffering from pump envy |
1.2258 |
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50 |
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2 |
2636 |
When did being a two-door make you feel inadequate? |
1.2258 |
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10 |
2 |
2637 |
Why don't we try focusing on the importance of our task rather than our size? |
1.2258 |
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52 |
6 |
4 |
2638 |
I'm going to need a different diagnostic manual. |
1.2258 |
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50 |
10 |
2 |
2639 |
On the positive side, you're self-driven. |
1.2258 |
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50 |
10 |
2 |
2640 |
How long have you had this anxiety about self-driving cars? |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
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50 |
10 |
2 |
2641 |
So there's a Cadillac inside you just dying to get out? |
1.2258 |
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50 |
10 |
2 |
2642 |
You're stalled because you lack drive and a firm back-up plan. |
1.2258 |
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2 |
2643 |
Its ok, we all drive each other crazy once in a while. |
1.2258 |
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2 |
2644 |
The first step is realizing you are responsible for your own emissions, so for this week let's work on not allowing yourself to go from 0 to 60 in just seconds. |
1.2258 |
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50 |
10 |
2 |
2645 |
How might you have offended your driver? |
1.2258 |
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51 |
8 |
3 |
2646 |
Being "smart" has nothing to do with it... |
1.2258 |
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2 |
2647 |
Just keep telling yourself, "I'm not powerless, I'm not small... I'm a smart car, I'm a smart car!" |
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49 |
12 |
1 |
2648 |
You seem to lack inner drive. |
1.2258 |
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51 |
8 |
3 |
2649 |
I feel like there's someone missing in my life...... |
1.2258 |
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50 |
10 |
2 |
2650 |
When were you first aware of your need for power? |
1.2258 |
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62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2651 |
Sorry, my last session ran over someone. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2652 |
Your identity crisis is completely understandable - I have no idea what you are either. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2653 |
All I get is signals from you. |
1.2258 |
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51 |
8 |
3 |
2654 |
So you wish you had more friends who were self-driven? |
1.2258 |
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49 |
12 |
1 |
2655 |
We talked last week about not running over my next session. |
1.2258 |
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50 |
10 |
2 |
2656 |
You seem tired. |
1.2258 |
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51 |
8 |
3 |
2657 |
Do you want to negotiate a price or should I run the meter? |
1.2258 |
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50 |
10 |
2 |
2658 |
Why do you feel unloved when large families reject you? |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
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51 |
8 |
3 |
2659 |
How does it make you feel to be directionless? |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
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52 |
6 |
4 |
2660 |
Mother was an SUV. She said not to bother searching, I would only be disappointed to know who my father was. |
1.2258 |
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50 |
10 |
2 |
2661 |
And when do you feel you lost your drive? |
1.2258 |
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49 |
12 |
1 |
2662 |
It's $250 for an hour, plus a standard recharging fee. |
1.2258 |
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49 |
12 |
1 |
2663 |
Why do you think people don't take you seriously? |
1.2258 |
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53 |
4 |
5 |
2664 |
I'm sorry, but I don't accept Geico. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
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51 |
8 |
3 |
2665 |
It's that I feel so small. |
1.2258 |
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53 |
4 |
5 |
2666 |
You feel a sense of disassociation? Like you're a spectator and mysterious unseen forces are making your decisions. |
1.2258 |
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51 |
8 |
3 |
2667 |
You're supposed to be self driving not self loathing! |
1.2258 |
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50 |
10 |
2 |
2668 |
Tell me how you feel when there are twelve clowns in there at once. |
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12 |
1 |
2669 |
I'm afraid you'll have to see another therapist. I'm experiencing a strong desire to grab your wheel. |
1.2258 |
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51 |
8 |
3 |
2670 |
Having trouble getting your wipers up is perfectly natural as your mileage gets higher |
1.2258 |
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2 |
2671 |
It has been 24 months and you still won't turn around and face me, how do you expect to get on the Jersey Turnpike if you can't even face me. |
1.2258 |
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50 |
10 |
2 |
2672 |
I just don't have the drive that I used to. |
1.2258 |
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49 |
12 |
1 |
2673 |
After all of our sessions, you're still just spinning your wheels! |
1.2258 |
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12 |
1 |
2674 |
Tell me, is "range anxiety" perhaps a sexual metaphor? |
1.2258 |
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10 |
2 |
2675 |
Worst case, you run someone over, you get the electric chair. Is that so bad? |
1.2258 |
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51 |
8 |
3 |
2676 |
What do you mean by 'I'm driving myself insane'? |
1.2258 |
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12 |
1 |
2677 |
It starts with YOU believing you're an SUV. |
1.2258 |
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51 |
8 |
3 |
2678 |
I think my life took a wrong turn when I became an ethanolic. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
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50 |
10 |
2 |
2679 |
Maybe a pair of those novelty balls hanging from your back bumper will help. |
1.2258 |
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50 |
10 |
2 |
2680 |
Tell me, how does it feel to be told you're a Smart Car, when you don't feel that way yourself? |
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1 |
2681 |
Ah, what a dream! Just me and McConaughey driving into Paradise. |
1.2258 |
0.07423 |
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53 |
4 |
5 |
2682 |
I feel so empty inside! |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
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50 |
10 |
2 |
2683 |
So, tell me how it made you feel when the full size sedan cut you off in traffic. |
1.2258 |
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49 |
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1 |
2684 |
People tell me I'm disruptive. |
1.2258 |
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51 |
8 |
3 |
2685 |
It's just that sometimes, I wish someone would drive *me*. |
1.2258 |
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1 |
2686 |
Let's work on your disruptive behavior. |
1.2258 |
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51 |
8 |
3 |
2687 |
Well I don't think I'm very smart, either. |
1.2258 |
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2 |
2688 |
When Did You First Start ? |
1.2258 |
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52 |
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4 |
2689 |
If you want me to get you where you need to be, you should quite trying to steer our conversation. |
1.2258 |
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50 |
10 |
2 |
2690 |
It says here that you identify as a sports car? |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
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51 |
8 |
3 |
2691 |
Would a driver help? |
1.2258 |
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50 |
10 |
2 |
2692 |
OK, but then who's driving you crazy? |
1.2258 |
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50 |
10 |
2 |
2693 |
Your road to fulfillment requires more self-control. |
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48 |
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0 |
2694 |
I miss people driving me crazy. |
1.2258 |
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52 |
6 |
4 |
2695 |
Sometimes the transition to a toaster can be painful. |
1.2258 |
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52 |
6 |
4 |
2696 |
parking is extra |
1.2258 |
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51 |
8 |
3 |
2697 |
So, you feel like a toaster trapped inside someone else's body? |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
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52 |
6 |
4 |
2698 |
When did you first realize that you were different? |
1.2258 |
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50 |
10 |
2 |
2699 |
Viagra won't make you a stretch limo |
1.2258 |
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52 |
6 |
4 |
2700 |
From where I sit, your feelings of tailpipe envy do seem justified. |
1.2258 |
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51 |
8 |
3 |
2701 |
How long have you been afraid of sirens? |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
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51 |
8 |
3 |
2702 |
Stop saying that size does not matter! |
1.2258 |
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50 |
10 |
2 |
2703 |
Not as Smart as who? |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
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52 |
6 |
4 |
2704 |
I don't know where to turn, I am so lost without her touch. All I do to survive is channel my inner-GPS. |
1.2258 |
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49 |
12 |
1 |
2705 |
How does thinking you are a toaster interfere with your current life as a car? |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
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51 |
8 |
3 |
2706 |
So you feel you're a really a Hummer trapped in a Smart Car!s body ? |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
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50 |
10 |
2 |
2707 |
So, how did you get to this place? |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
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50 |
10 |
2 |
2708 |
How many miles ago did you start feeling this way? |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
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50 |
10 |
2 |
2709 |
How's your relationship with your motor? |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
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49 |
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1 |
2710 |
And remember, it's not how others see you, it's how you see yourself. |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
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52 |
6 |
4 |
2711 |
When did you first start feeling that you're really a Range Rover? |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
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52 |
6 |
4 |
2712 |
Nothing drives me... |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
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51 |
8 |
3 |
2713 |
Maybe it's time for you to grow up. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
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51 |
8 |
3 |
2714 |
She left you for an SUV. It is time to move on. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
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51 |
8 |
3 |
2715 |
It sounds like you have Ctrl issues. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
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49 |
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1 |
2716 |
No, becoming a driverless car does not diminish your uniqueness. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
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50 |
10 |
2 |
2717 |
So-o-o, you have issues communicating with people and being told where to go? |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
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50 |
10 |
2 |
2718 |
I believe we should explore more your feeling of being lost. Do you think you can find your way back here next week? |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
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49 |
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1 |
2719 |
Do you know what it's like to be made fun of because I work for a car rental company? Well, it Hertz! |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
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52 |
6 |
4 |
2720 |
Where do we start? |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
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49 |
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1 |
2721 |
Tell me more about this emptiness you're experiencing. |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
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52 |
6 |
4 |
2722 |
So both of your parents were two-tired? |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
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51 |
8 |
3 |
2723 |
So, tell me about your Mother's car. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
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50 |
10 |
2 |
2724 |
And how long have you felt that your life has no particular direction? |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
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50 |
10 |
2 |
2725 |
No, my parents never taught me anything—they couldn't even think for themselves. |
1.2258 |
0.07423 |
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53 |
4 |
5 |
2726 |
For me there is no 'road less traveled'. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
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51 |
8 |
3 |
2727 |
How did it feel when she told you that size matters? |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
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51 |
8 |
3 |
2728 |
When you say "meter" do you mean mine or the parking meter? |
1.2222 |
0.06954 |
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53 |
6 |
4 |
2729 |
I'm sure you're a very smart car, but we're talking about your feelings now, not your IQ. |
1.2222 |
0.05744 |
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50 |
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1 |
2730 |
We are greater than the sum of our parts. |
1.2222 |
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51 |
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2 |
2731 |
I'm really anxious about being on the road on my own. |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
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51 |
10 |
2 |
2732 |
I know you are self driven, but are you self empowered? |
1.2222 |
0.05744 |
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50 |
12 |
1 |
2733 |
So you're feeling minimized? |
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2 |