Contest #536


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536


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2016-09-12
Voting ended -
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Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2016-09-25 (estimated)
Number of captions 6599
Number of responses 415065
Number of participants 17710


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Sometimes a dipstick is just a dipstick. 2.2621 0.01778 2614 827 275 1512
1 The impotence, that feeling of being out of control when you find yourself parallel parking against your will, probably started when you were being assembled. 1.8199 0.05879 261 145 18 98
2 I'd like to see you again in two thousand miles. 1.8016 0.05088 247 108 80 59
3 I'm afraid we're out of time, but I'd like to see you again in 5,000 miles … 1.7376 0.05639 202 98 59 45
4 And was this your first breakdown? 1.7216 0.05541 194 92 64 38
5 Where do the voices tell you to go? 1.7188 0.05834 192 97 52 43
6 So you're no longer attending your AAA meetings? 1.7120 0.05920 191 99 48 44
7 And are the clowns inside you now? 1.7017 0.06265 181 99 37 45
8 I don't think I'm charging you enough. 1.6944 0.06057 180 95 45 40
9 We have to end for today, but I've set your next session for 3 months or 3,000 miles, whichever comes sooner. 1.6927 0.05661 179 87 60 32
10 I just can't seem to control my emissions. 1.6802 0.06210 172 93 41 38
11 Wait, back up. 1.6746 0.05967 169 87 50 32
12 My father had a checkered past. 1.6519 0.06281 158 86 41 31
13 Lots of cars fall in love with their mechanic. It's called transmission. 1.6497 0.06445 157 88 36 33
14 Tell me about your last breakdown. 1.6429 0.06559 154 88 33 33
15 You got yourself here. That's a good start. 1.6405 0.05982 153 79 50 24
16 And how many clowns do you think are inside you *right now*? 1.6405 0.06727 153 90 28 35
17 My mother was an Escort. 1.6405 0.06466 153 86 36 31
18 I believe you are expeeriencing Prius envy. 1.6309 0.06484 149 84 36 29
19 Back up a moment 1.6267 0.06024 150 79 48 23
20 Let's back up. 1.6207 0.06117 145 77 46 22
21 I know this is unprofessional, but could you drop me home after our session? 1.6190 0.06641 147 86 31 30
22 These voices inside - do they always tell you where to go? 1.6164 0.06611 146 85 32 29
23 When did you first realize you had a fear of clowns? 1.6056 0.06921 142 87 24 31
24 Premature acceleration? 1.6028 0.06668 141 83 31 27
25 It's a classic case of Prius envy. 1.6000 0.06476 140 80 36 24
26 So tell me about these auto erotic fantasies. 1.6000 0.06476 140 80 36 24
27 I don't take auto insurance. 1.6000 0.06709 140 83 30 27
28 I'm tired of being the "smart" car. The girls all go for the muscle cars. 1.6000 0.06554 140 81 34 25
29 Let's go back to the day you found out you were pre-owned. 1.5985 0.06508 137 78 36 23
30 In your case I think a fear of clowns is perfectly rational. 1.5985 0.06751 137 81 30 26
31 And you feel that the road never hugs you in return? 1.5971 0.06354 139 78 39 22
32 And do you consume ethanol on a daily basis? 1.5971 0.06271 139 77 41 21
33 Would you describe yourself as a self-starter? 1.5942 0.06226 138 76 42 20
34 First of all, do you have insurance? 1.5912 0.06433 137 78 37 22
35 Well, I can validate your feelings, but not your parking. 1.5896 0.06634 134 78 33 23
36 You can break down if you need to. 1.5852 0.06342 135 76 39 20
37 I'm afraid we're out of time. Is someone coming to pick you up? 1.5821 0.06294 134 75 40 19
38 Well, problems may appear larger in your rearview. 1.5802 0.06315 131 73 40 18
39 You bet I'm going to charge you. 1.5802 0.06764 131 78 30 23
40 How much baggage could you possibly have? 1.5769 0.06448 130 74 37 19
41 Tell me more about your auto body experience. 1.5758 0.06812 132 80 28 24
42 Let's shift gears for a moment. 1.5736 0.06674 129 76 32 21
43 My longest relationship only lasted six blocks. 1.5669 0.06575 127 74 34 19
44 So tell me what drove you here 1.5635 0.06522 126 73 35 18
45 How long have you felt you don't know where to turn? 1.5600 0.06365 125 71 38 16
46 What drove you into therapy? 1.5591 0.06768 127 77 29 21
47 Would you describe yourself as self-driven? 1.5565 0.06304 124 70 39 15
48 That voice you hear in your head? It's the radio. 1.5565 0.06407 124 71 37 16
49 How long have you been afraid of clowns? 1.5565 0.07179 124 79 21 24
50 If they trust me, why do I have a steering wheel? 1.5565 0.06608 124 73 33 18
51 Well, our time's up here, any chance you are heading toward downtown? 1.5565 0.06900 124 76 27 21
52 Let's back up for a minute. 1.5565 0.06508 124 72 35 17
53 Look, the squirrel had choices... 1.5565 0.06994 124 77 25 22
54 How long have you had these feelings that you are being controlled by others? 1.5556 0.06430 126 73 36 17
55 Let's talk about why you automatically lock everyone out. 1.5528 0.06551 123 72 34 17
56 All my life they said, "Porsche's the pretty one, you're the smart one." 1.5528 0.07042 123 77 24 22
57 Unfortunately, we don't accept car insurance. 1.5528 0.07136 123 78 22 23
58 Have you tried turning yourself off and on again. 1.5528 0.06946 123 76 26 21
59 So, what really turns you on? 1.5528 0.06850 123 75 28 20
60 It's a clinical condition we refer to as Prius Envy. 1.5528 0.06946 123 76 26 21
61 Sure, you're a smart car. But are you a happy car? 1.5492 0.06697 122 73 31 18
62 Do you mind, just this session, if we talk about something other than the road less traveled? 1.5492 0.07371 122 80 17 25
63 Let's talk about your tendency to avoid things. 1.5492 0.07090 122 77 23 22
64 Tell me more about the nightmare with the clowns. 1.5492 0.06994 122 76 25 21
65 Have you tried turning yourself off and then on again? 1.5492 0.06279 122 69 39 14
66 He just sits in you and does nothing? 1.5492 0.06994 122 76 25 21
67 So let's be clear. This voice inside you tells you not only where to go but how to get there? 1.5455 0.06943 121 75 26 20
68 Tell me about your control issues. 1.5455 0.06320 121 69 38 14
69 Please put the reverse camera on and look at me when I talk to you. 1.5378 0.06729 119 72 30 17
70 Yes, Prius envy is very common. 1.5378 0.06622 119 71 32 16
71 I'd like to work on your "my way or the highway" attitude. 1.5339 0.06881 118 73 27 18
72 The next half hour is free if you can give me a ride to the airport afterwards. 1.5339 0.07088 118 75 23 20
73 That many clowns would frighten anyone. 1.5339 0.07088 118 75 23 20
74 I think you could benefit from an AAA meeting. 1.5339 0.06557 118 70 33 15
75 How many clowns? 1.5339 0.06881 118 73 27 18
76 I’m sorry but I don’t accept AAA. 1.5339 0.06557 118 70 33 15
77 We have to stop now. Could you run me uptown? 1.5333 0.06894 120 75 26 19
78 It's nothing to be ashamed about. Prius Envy is actually quite common. 1.5323 0.06817 124 78 26 20
79 Are you finding these emissions are primarily nocturnal? 1.5299 0.06928 117 73 26 18
80 Tell me more about your control issues. 1.5299 0.07138 117 75 22 20
81 You're supposed to have avoidance issues. 1.5299 0.06712 117 71 30 16
82 I'm afraid you are suffering from Prius envy. 1.5299 0.06928 117 73 26 18
83 You've got a classic case of Prius envy. 1.5299 0.06712 117 71 30 16
84 Reframe it. You're not driverless. You're self-driven. Big difference. 1.5299 0.06712 117 71 30 16
85 Given your history, the fear of clowns is more than understandable. But could you say you just feel 'so used' in general? 1.5299 0.07034 117 74 24 19
86 Seriously, if you don't cut back on the ethanol, I can't help you. 1.5299 0.06928 117 73 26 18
87 Have you considered the possibility that these "accidents" might actually by your fault. 1.5299 0.06821 117 72 28 17
88 This is a classic case of Prius envy. 1.5299 0.06928 117 73 26 18
89 I'm a Smart Car, but I'm not living up to my potential 1.5299 0.06712 117 71 30 16
90 Blue Book cannot determine your true self-worth. 1.5259 0.06532 116 69 33 14
91 It's perfectly normal, we all have gas. 1.5259 0.06976 116 73 25 18
92 Did you have any trouble finding my office? 1.5259 0.06178 116 66 39 11
93 Do you think perhaps you're being Uber sensitive? 1.5259 0.06868 116 72 27 17
94 So let's delve further into this fear of clowns 1.5225 0.06992 111 69 26 16
95 Sometimes a tunnel is just a tunnel. 1.5225 0.07335 111 72 20 19
96 Let's talk about your autoeroticism. 1.5225 0.06992 111 69 26 16
97 You are a Smart Car; figure it out. 1.5225 0.06754 111 67 30 14
98 You seem to be headed for a breakdown. 1.5217 0.06691 115 70 30 15
99 Obviously, you're just not driven. 1.5217 0.06915 115 72 26 17
100 There's nothing driving me anymore. 1.5217 0.07239 115 75 20 20
101 Self-driving will not make you go blind. 1.5217 0.07133 115 74 22 19
102 Our hour is up, I recommend we meet again in 3,000 miles. 1.5217 0.06576 115 69 32 14
103 Just how long have you been cheating on your emission tests? 1.5217 0.06915 115 72 26 17
104 You've got a surprising amount of baggage. 1.5217 0.06915 115 72 26 17
105 Have you been skipping your AAA meetings again? 1.5217 0.06691 115 70 30 15
106 It appears you lack self-control. 1.5217 0.07025 115 73 24 18
107 Why don’t you let people in? 1.5214 0.06715 117 72 29 16
108 What's more important to you -- performance or size? 1.5175 0.06851 114 71 27 16
109 I feel like I'm going through life on autopilot 1.5133 0.07124 113 73 22 18
110 And how long have you felt this Prius envy? 1.5133 0.06666 113 69 30 14
111 "Nocturnal emissions? Really, nothing to worry about". 1.5133 0.06899 113 71 26 16
112 I understand, but first you really have to WANT to change lanes. 1.5133 0.06546 113 68 32 13
113 Sorry. Accepting a ride from you would be completely unprofessional. 1.5089 0.06590 112 68 31 13
114 You can come out now, Mr. Schwartz. The car isn't going to do the talking for you. 1.5089 0.07286 112 74 19 19
115 I am sorry I don't accept EZ Pass as a form of payment. 1.5089 0.07061 112 72 23 17
116 Let's back up a little. 1.5089 0.06341 112 66 35 11
117 Have you tried switching yourself off and on again? 1.5089 0.06711 112 69 29 14
118 It's not size that matters -- it's how long you can hold your charge. 1.5089 0.06711 112 69 29 14
119 The reason you're a wreck is because your father was a gas-guzzler and your mother was hooked on speed! 1.5089 0.07286 112 74 19 19
120 I think you might be overreacting. Sometimes a honk is just a honk. 1.5089 0.06711 112 69 29 14
121 If you want to get anywhere, you're going to have to let me in. 1.5089 0.06711 112 69 29 14
122 Your father was a gas guzzler? 1.5089 0.06947 112 71 25 16
123 I've lost all sense of direction. 1.5089 0.06711 112 69 29 14
124 Come back in 3,000 miles. 1.5088 0.06008 114 65 40 9
125 If you let that many clowns inside you, you're bound to feel guilty. 1.5088 0.06853 114 72 26 16
126 They expect me to drive myself, but they never ask me where I want to go. 1.5046 0.07094 109 70 23 16
127 I don't know what happened. I used to be so driven. 1.5046 0.06851 109 68 27 14
128 Yes, we validate. 1.5046 0.06335 109 64 35 10
129 Our hour is up. Do you need me to validate your parking....? 1.5046 0.07213 109 71 21 17
130 Do you see yourself as self-driven? 1.5046 0.06726 109 67 29 13
131 So what you're saying is, you have some sort of auto-immune disorder? 1.5046 0.07094 109 70 23 16
132 NO. I DON'T WANT TO CHECK YOUR DIP STICK! 1.5046 0.07445 109 73 17 19
133 I cannot live up to the hype. My parents were both smart cars. 1.5045 0.06757 111 69 28 14
134 And do these voices also tell you to commit moving violations? 1.5045 0.06995 111 71 24 16
135 Have you tried asking the clowns to take their shoes off before getting in? 1.5045 0.07226 111 73 20 18
136 Poor thing ... you've got Prius envy. 1.5045 0.06995 111 71 24 16
137 I believe you're suffering from Prius envy. 1.5045 0.07558 111 76 14 21
138 And when did you first realize you were a hybrid? 1.5045 0.06635 111 68 30 13
139 So, you say you have Prius-envy . . . 1.5045 0.07111 111 72 22 17
140 So let's talk about your Prius Envy... 1.5045 0.07111 111 72 22 17
141 There's the id, the ego, and the Uber-ego. 1.5044 0.07013 113 73 23 17
142 It could be Prius envy. 1.5000 0.07500 108 73 16 19
143 I'm going to prescribe a battery of lithium. 1.5000 0.06680 110 68 29 13
144 Prius envy is completely normal at your age 1.5000 0.06899 108 68 26 14
145 What are these voices telling you to do? 1.5000 0.06772 108 67 28 13
146 You don't seem driven. 1.5000 0.06643 108 66 30 12
147 You have an unusual case of Prius Envy. 1.5000 0.07023 108 69 24 15
148 Is your back up camera looking at my legs? 1.5000 0.07023 108 69 24 15
149 She said she needed more space. 1.5000 0.06680 110 68 29 13
150 There's no such thing as "Prius Envy." 1.5000 0.07023 108 69 24 15
151 I think we've been down that road before. 1.5000 0.06643 108 66 30 12
152 So at what point did you realize there was no driver? 1.4954 0.07094 109 71 22 16
153 I had the dream about the clowns again. 1.4953 0.07785 107 75 11 21
154 Sorry, I didn't mean to cut you off. 1.4953 0.06556 107 65 31 11
155 It's normal to feel empty inside. 1.4953 0.06948 107 68 25 14
156 Tell me about these nocturnal emissions. 1.4953 0.06948 107 68 25 14
157 You're going to have to learn to control yourself. 1.4953 0.06689 107 66 29 12
158 I have helicopter parents. 1.4907 0.07499 108 74 15 19
159 We all have our blind spots. 1.4907 0.06377 108 65 33 10
160 Self-driving doesn't mean self-actualized. 1.4907 0.07265 108 72 19 17
161 Tell me about your checkered past 1.4906 0.06997 106 68 24 14
162 I keep having this dream that someone is trying to control me. 1.4906 0.06735 106 66 28 12
163 Let's talk about your control issues. 1.4906 0.06867 106 67 26 13
164 Don't beat yourself up too much -- even a Smart car can do dumb things. 1.4906 0.06735 106 66 28 12
165 I used to feel driven, now I just feel used. 1.4906 0.06735 106 66 28 12
166 And we'll see you again in 3,000 miles or the next incident, whichever comes first. 1.4904 0.06831 104 65 27 12
167 Well you don't appear to me to be carrying a lot of baggage. 1.4860 0.06688 107 67 28 12
168 Exactly when did you begin to feel you had no need for people 1.4860 0.06555 107 66 30 11
169 You're not really lazy — you're just shiftless. 1.4860 0.06946 107 69 24 14
170 You're smart. But are you happy? 1.4860 0.07072 107 70 22 15
171 It sounds like you have some control issues. 1.4860 0.06419 107 65 32 10
172 I think you may be driving yourself too hard. 1.4857 0.06646 105 65 29 11
173 First, you have to admit that you have an emission problem. 1.4857 0.07176 105 69 21 15
174 At some point we all have to unlock our doors and let people in. 1.4857 0.06646 105 65 29 11
175 Lets talk more about your control issues. 1.4857 0.06646 105 65 29 11
176 Can you give me a lift home after our session? 1.4857 0.06782 105 66 27 12
177 You're not the first clown car to cry on the inside. 1.4857 0.07047 105 68 23 14
178 It seems to me you have serious control issues. 1.4857 0.06782 105 66 27 12
179 Everybody has a blind spot. 1.4857 0.06219 105 62 35 8
180 So, you sometimes feel that there are... people inside of you. Small people. Controlling you. Making you go places you wouldn't otherwise go. Is that it? 1.4857 0.06782 105 66 27 12
181 She says we should start parking together, but I need my own space. 1.4811 0.06995 106 69 23 14
182 I might be more helpful if you allow me to work on you from under the couch. 1.4811 0.06599 106 66 29 11
183 And you think having a middle finger would help? 1.4808 0.07356 104 70 18 16
184 Before we begin, I just want you to know we don't validate parking. 1.4808 0.07098 104 68 22 14
185 Everyone gets lost in Brooklyn 1.4808 0.06550 104 64 30 10
186 I am not here to tell you where to go. 1.4808 0.06965 104 67 24 13
187 Who turns you on?" 1.4808 0.06965 104 67 24 13
188 And was that first lube job consensual? 1.4808 0.07228 104 69 20 15
189 And why don't you think you're a smart car? 1.4808 0.06965 104 67 24 13
190 How long have you had your fear of clowns? 1.4808 0.07098 104 68 22 14
191 No need to feel guilty about tooting your own horn. 1.4808 0.06829 104 66 26 12
192 You may be the first self-loathing car, too. 1.4808 0.07727 104 73 12 19
193 Yes, I would consider that a Fordian slip. 1.4808 0.06829 104 66 26 12
194 And this voice inside, does it tell you to do other things than turn? 1.4804 0.06030 102 59 37 6
195 Most days I feel like I'm just spinning my wheels. 1.4766 0.06944 107 70 23 14
196 Tell me how you fuel. 1.4757 0.07410 103 70 17 16
197 If you leave the psychiatry to me, then I'll leave the driving to you. 1.4757 0.06737 103 65 27 11
198 You say he left you for a Tesla? 1.4757 0.06877 103 66 25 12
199 Are you saying you don't feel smart because you think you look dumb? 1.4757 0.07281 103 69 19 15
200 I want to be a clown car... but I feel empty inside. 1.4757 0.07538 103 71 15 17
201 Would you say you're no longer driven by other people? 1.4706 0.06926 102 66 24 12
202 Yes, I do validate parking 1.4706 0.06491 102 63 30 9
203 Start with when you first recognized that you're a hybrid. 1.4706 0.06639 102 64 28 10
204 So the cars in the commercials seem much larger, and the women driving them much happier. Go on. 1.4706 0.06639 102 64 28 10
205 No, I don't take E-Z Pass. 1.4706 0.06784 102 65 26 11
206 Maybe it's time you stop and ask for directions 1.4706 0.06784 102 65 26 11
207 Are you just here for validation? 1.4706 0.07064 102 67 22 13
208 From where I sit, I'd say you have more of a gas problem. 1.4706 0.06926 102 66 24 12
209 So, just when did he leave you for a newer model? 1.4706 0.06491 102 63 30 9
210 And where do YOU want to go? 1.4706 0.07064 102 67 22 13
211 Look, nobody likes to lose that new car smell. 1.4706 0.06340 102 62 32 8
212 I guess my troubles started when I found out my mother was a rental car. 1.4706 0.07200 102 68 20 14
213 It's important you don't confuse depression with a low battery. 1.4706 0.06784 102 65 26 11
214 Before we get started, I need to mention some problems with your insurance. 1.4706 0.07064 102 67 22 13
215 So what drove you to seek therapy? 1.4706 0.06340 102 62 32 8
216 Do you feel as though you lack auto autonomy? 1.4667 0.07421 105 73 15 17
217 You seem to have issues with self-control. 1.4653 0.06381 101 62 31 8
218 Let's explore your desire to live life in the fast lane. 1.4653 0.06831 101 65 25 11
219 It’s perfectly natural to feel rejected and empty inside. After all, 37 clowns did trade you in for a Prius. 1.4653 0.07253 101 68 19 14
220 What drove you to get help 1.4653 0.06684 101 64 27 10
221 Maybe you're driving yourself too hard. 1.4653 0.06684 101 64 27 10
222 And you feel having all those clowns cram inside of you is the reason you haven't been able to start up? 1.4653 0.07388 101 69 17 15
223 Listen, nobody finds their way around Brooklyn the first time 1.4653 0.06831 101 65 25 11
224 I guess I've taken a few wrong turns in life. 1.4653 0.06684 101 64 27 10
225 What brought you here today? 1.4653 0.07115 101 67 21 13
226 Tell me more about your recurring dream. Do you still wake up screaming every time the band plays “Send in the Clowns? " 1.4653 0.07906 101 73 9 19
227 You need to accept that you're in the driver's seat now. 1.4653 0.06535 101 63 29 9
228 I'm sorry but I can't validate your parking. 1.4653 0.07115 101 67 21 13
229 I can't help if you won't let me under your hood. 1.4653 0.06381 101 62 31 8
230 So, self control. Tell me more about the stain in the driveway. 1.4653 0.06974 101 66 23 12
231 I encourage you to toot your own horn now and then. 1.4653 0.06381 101 62 31 8
232 I can help you, but it's only good for 90 days or 3000 miles, whichever comes first. 1.4653 0.06974 101 66 23 12
233 So, have you thought about where YOU want to go? 1.4653 0.06381 101 62 31 8
234 I think it's time for you to take a hard look in the rear-view mirror. 1.4608 0.07329 102 70 17 15
235 Tell me more about that 'clown' inside you. What is he saying to you now? 1.4608 0.07060 102 68 21 13
236 Wait . . . you feel like there are how many clowns inside you just waiting to get out? 1.4600 0.07443 100 69 16 15
237 When we're done can you take me home? 1.4600 0.07306 100 68 18 14
238 But which self is driving now? 1.4600 0.07306 100 68 18 14
239 It's not just a label! You are a smart car. 1.4600 0.07306 100 68 18 14
240 I just want to be told I'm a smart car. 1.4600 0.06730 100 64 26 10
241 How do you see yourself going forward? 1.4600 0.05932 100 59 36 5
242 You may find this session very troubling, so I hope you have someone to drive you home. 1.4600 0.06423 100 62 30 8
243 Ever since the recall, I've just felt like a part of me is missing. 1.4600 0.06878 100 65 24 11
244 Your problems obviously stem from issues with your motherboard. 1.4600 0.06423 100 62 30 8
245 I can assure you that no one is driving you insane. 1.4600 0.06878 100 65 24 11
246 I'm so confused....I don't know which way to turn. 1.4600 0.05581 100 57 40 3
247 Tell me the dream about the clowns again. 1.4600 0.07166 100 67 20 13
248 You dream of how many clowns? 1.4600 0.07443 100 69 16 15
249 And in your dream, had you studied for your carbon emission test? 1.4600 0.07166 100 67 20 13
250 Your oil has to want to change. 1.4600 0.07166 100 67 20 13
251 Tell me, what brings you here? 1.4600 0.06878 100 65 24 11
252 It's always 'turn left, turn right,' never 'follow your dreams Carl.' 1.4600 0.07306 100 68 18 14
253 It's about the journey. 1.4600 0.06264 100 61 32 7
254 You were giving the wrong signals.... 1.4600 0.06878 100 65 24 11
255 You are still smart, just not Uber smart. 1.4600 0.06878 100 65 24 11
256 It all started with a bunch of clowns. 1.4592 0.07131 98 65 21 12
257 You're going to have to give me some sort of signal. 1.4563 0.06728 103 67 25 11
258 Now, tell me about these auto-erotic tendencies. 1.4545 0.07218 99 67 19 13
259 Blaming everything on your motherboard isn't very productive. 1.4545 0.06926 99 65 23 11
260 You have Acceleration Deficit Disorder . 1.4545 0.07359 99 68 17 14
261 I'm hearing a lot of suppressed road rage. 1.4545 0.06926 99 65 23 11
262 Do you consider yourself driven? 1.4545 0.06465 99 62 29 8
263 Tooting your own horn is perfectly normal for a car your age. 1.4545 0.07074 99 66 21 12
264 As you get older, it's natural that you have a harder time holding a charge. 1.4545 0.06303 99 61 31 7
265 Premature acceleration is very common with your model. 1.4500 0.07160 100 68 19 13
266 I need a new Lithium prescription. 1.4490 0.07124 98 66 20 12
267 Of course I could stop if I wanted to. 1.4490 0.06822 98 64 24 10
268 I'm sorry, but only a manufacturer can prescribe premium unleaded 1.4490 0.07124 98 66 20 12
269 Let's get back to your control issues 1.4490 0.07124 98 66 20 12
270 Can we talk a little more about these control issues? 1.4490 0.06822 98 64 24 10
271 Performance issues? 1.4490 0.06822 98 64 24 10
272 We don't care what your meter says, 50 minutes is an hour. 1.4490 0.07270 98 67 18 13
273 Sure - I pick up lots of women but it never turns into anything meaningful. 1.4490 0.06975 98 65 22 11
274 I hate to cut you off. 1.4490 0.07413 98 68 16 14
275 What makes you think your parents wanted an SUV? 1.4490 0.06666 98 63 26 9
276 Siri told me to get lost. 1.4490 0.06666 98 63 26 9
277 If I can't get you to open up to me, then how am I going to get home? 1.4490 0.07692 98 70 12 16
278 And how long have you had this fear of clowns? 1.4490 0.07554 98 69 14 15
279 So, tell me more about those voices you hear inside. 1.4490 0.06975 98 65 22 11
280 Not everyone is cut out for life in the fast lane. 1.4490 0.06822 98 64 24 10
281 When did you lose your sense of direction? 1.4490 0.07124 98 66 20 12
282 You're fine, get over it, now take me home. 1.4490 0.07270 98 67 18 13
283 Well, let's start with how you got here. 1.4479 0.07235 96 65 19 12
284 The cruel irony, doc, is I have no idea where I'm going in life. 1.4479 0.06601 96 61 27 8
285 Prius envy is not uncommon in your make and model. 1.4479 0.07082 96 64 21 11
286 She hasn't touched my dipstick in over 5,000 miles. 1.4479 0.06765 96 62 25 9
287 Decreases in drive and appetite are quite normal for a hybrid. 1.4479 0.06765 96 62 25 9
288 Maybe you shouldn't drive yourself so hard. 1.4479 0.07385 96 66 17 13
289 And you hear these voices only when you're driving? 1.4479 0.07082 96 64 21 11
290 And has your family been supportive as you transition into an all electric? 1.4479 0.07385 96 66 17 13
291 You're a 2009 and she's a 2016? 1.4479 0.06082 96 58 33 5
292 I think this is a classic case of Prius envy. 1.4479 0.07818 96 69 11 16
293 Why do you think you have such trouble taking directions? 1.4479 0.06260 96 59 31 6
294 So, what brought you in today? 1.4479 0.07235 96 65 19 12
295 It sounds like you are struggling with control issues. 1.4479 0.06765 96 62 25 9
296 People think I'm shiftless 1.4479 0.06765 96 62 25 9
297 In retrospect, all the signs were there. 1.4479 0.07385 96 66 17 13
298 I just... don't feel as driven as I used to. 1.4479 0.06433 96 60 29 7
299 Now, when you say you were jumped - where did he put the cable? 1.4479 0.07532 96 67 15 14
300 So let's just back up a bit..... No, don't! 1.4479 0.06765 96 62 25 9
301 Tell me more about these control issues... 1.4479 0.06925 96 63 23 10
302 Let's begin by exploring what drove you to drive yourself here. 1.4479 0.07082 96 64 21 11
303 And when did the voices in your dashboard start? 1.4479 0.07385 96 66 17 13
304 Sure I'm in control, but I'm not driven. 1.4479 0.06765 96 62 25 9
305 Oh, I am not a doctor or writing notes. This is a parking ticket. 1.4479 0.07082 96 64 21 11
306 I can certainly prescribe a change of tires, but is that why you really came to see me? 1.4479 0.07235 96 65 19 12
307 And what did you learn from lying on your emissions tests? 1.4433 0.06711 97 63 25 9
308 These nightmares you're having...is It always clowns? 1.4433 0.07323 97 67 17 13
309 And whose voice is it that you hear saying you're not a smart car? 1.4421 0.06645 95 61 26 8
310 OK, you're small, but you are a smart car and you drove yourself here. Doesn't that make you feel good? 1.4421 0.06645 95 61 26 8
311 I'm just not driven like I used to be. 1.4421 0.06645 95 61 26 8
312 Yes, I can see how a fear of clowns makes your job challenging. 1.4421 0.07288 95 65 18 12
313 Elaborate on the time you asked someone for directions. 1.4421 0.06811 95 62 24 9
314 Do you think your father's history of gas guzzling affected his reaction when you came out as electric? 1.4421 0.07133 95 64 20 11
315 Let me see if I got this right: your father is from Detroit and your mother is from Silicon Valley. 1.4421 0.06811 95 62 24 9
316 Prius envy? 1.4421 0.07735 95 68 12 15
317 She left me for a stretch limo. How am I supposed to feel? 1.4421 0.06974 95 63 22 10
318 Not everyone can be a self-starter 1.4421 0.06811 95 62 24 9
319 I'm fine, really. It's just cheaper to park here. 1.4421 0.06974 95 63 22 10
320 And you say these voices keep telling to you to drive yourself? 1.4388 0.07116 98 67 19 12
321 Feeling empty? 1.4375 0.06916 96 64 22 10
322 Don't worry. Auto-erotic dreams are perfectly normal for someone your age. 1.4375 0.07226 96 66 18 12
323 I'm sorry to tell you, its an auto immune disorder. 1.4375 0.06756 96 63 24 9
324 And the voices tell you to go where? 1.4375 0.06756 96 63 24 9
325 I gotta be honest, Doc, I don't know where I'm goin' 1.4375 0.06916 96 64 22 10
326 Do you ever feel empty inside? 1.4375 0.06250 96 60 30 6
327 When did you start claiming to be a Hummer online? 1.4375 0.06756 96 63 24 9
328 Tell me more about "feeling like there's a clown inside trying to get out." 1.4375 0.07377 96 67 16 13
329 I feel like she just used me to get from A to B, y'know? 1.4375 0.06756 96 63 24 9
330 You aren't alone. Few of us understand what's really driving us. 1.4375 0.06916 96 64 22 10
331 So all those clowns make you feel funny inside? 1.4362 0.07647 94 67 13 14
332 I have a recurring nightmare about clowns 1.4362 0.07647 94 67 13 14
333 So you think your problem is size, or lack of drive? 1.4362 0.06858 94 62 23 9
334 As a confidence builder, try not coming here by bus 1.4362 0.06689 94 61 25 8
335 Don't worry. Nobody understands roundabouts. 1.4362 0.06858 94 62 23 9
336 Let go of that guilt. Lube jobs are a healthy and normal part of your life. 1.4362 0.07496 94 66 15 13
337 So tell me, when did you realize you were headed in the wrong direction. 1.4362 0.06858 94 62 23 9
338 Autoeroticism, I'd say. 1.4362 0.06689 94 61 25 8
339 I had a nocturnal emission. 1.4362 0.07341 94 65 17 12
340 How long have you had these auto-erotic fantasies? 1.4362 0.07023 94 63 21 10
341 I've kept these emissions bottled up for so long. 1.4362 0.06858 94 62 23 9
342 I feel great, but my gas pedal is often depressed. 1.4362 0.06689 94 61 25 8
343 Now tell me ... exactly how long have you wanted to be a toaster? 1.4362 0.07795 94 68 11 15
344 The term “smart car” can create unrealistic expectations. 1.4362 0.06338 94 59 29 6
345 So what brings you here? 1.4362 0.07496 94 66 15 13
346 I think you're headed for a breakdown. 1.4333 0.06897 90 59 23 8
347 Can you find your own way out? 1.4330 0.06859 97 65 22 10
348 Sometimes a gas nozzle is just a gas nozzle. 1.4330 0.07166 97 67 18 12
349 So why do you feel you always need to toot your own horn? 1.4330 0.06701 97 64 24 9
350 Remember, it's not your size, it's what you do with it. 1.4316 0.06964 95 64 21 10
351 You'll find tissues in the glove compartment. 1.4316 0.07123 95 65 19 11
352 Sounds like you have control issues. 1.4301 0.06734 93 61 24 8
353 When exactly did your fear of clowns begin? 1.4301 0.07705 93 67 12 14
354 She just doesn't turn me on like she used to. 1.4301 0.06905 93 62 22 9
355 Let's talk about the dream where you're running over pedestrians. 1.4301 0.07396 93 65 16 12
356 Electrical dysfunction is nothing to be ashamed of. 1.4301 0.06558 93 60 26 7
357 First, we need to work on figuring out what drives you. 1.4301 0.07072 93 63 20 10
358 It just feels like I took a wrong turn sonewhere along the way. 1.4301 0.06734 93 61 24 8
359 Well I think any car that can drive itself to my office and parallel park on my couch is a very smart car indeed. 1.4301 0.07072 93 63 20 10
360 So, you drove down the road not taken and then what? 1.4301 0.06734 93 61 24 8
361 Well, what used to drive you? 1.4301 0.06377 93 59 28 6
362 Relax, just because your battery is bi-polar, doesn't mean you are. 1.4301 0.07552 93 66 14 13
363 If your emissions are good, size won't be a problem 1.4301 0.07396 93 65 16 12
364 How long have you had these feelings of Prius envy? 1.4301 0.07396 93 65 16 12
365 Ma'am, I'm just here to pick you up. 1.4301 0.07236 93 64 18 11
366 Let's return to your first oil change. 1.4301 0.06734 93 61 24 8
367 Just once, I'd like to tell everybody else where to go. 1.4301 0.07072 93 63 20 10
368 Don't worry, nocturnal emissions are totally legal. 1.4301 0.06905 93 62 22 9
369 Yes, tell me more about your gas guzzling father. 1.4301 0.07396 93 65 16 12
370 And when did this fear of clowns begin? 1.4301 0.07552 93 66 14 13
371 How did you get to the 8th floor? 1.4301 0.07705 93 67 12 14
372 The consultation is complementary, but the parking is $150 an hour. 1.4270 0.07303 89 61 18 10
373 Do you think you lack drive? Or direction? 1.4255 0.07485 94 67 14 13
374 I think being zero emissions is causing you to hold too much inside. 1.4255 0.06504 94 61 26 7
375 So you say your parents were driven. How do you feel about that? 1.4239 0.07916 92 68 9 15
376 It's called Prius Envy, if you must give it a name. 1.4239 0.07609 92 66 13 13
377 The first thing I want to check is your lithium level. 1.4239 0.06952 92 62 21 9
378 Tell me more about not feeling driven. 1.4239 0.07122 92 63 19 10
379 What makes you think your concerns are pedestrian? 1.4222 0.07408 90 63 16 11
380 So how long have you self-identified as a toaster? 1.4194 0.07384 93 66 15 12
381 Frankly, I don't think you need a shrink. 1.4194 0.07540 93 67 13 13
382 I'd like to address your repressed emissions. 1.4194 0.06892 93 63 21 9
383 Perhaps a new outlet would help. 1.4194 0.06544 93 61 25 7
384 Sometimes you just need to unplug. 1.4176 0.05861 91 56 32 3
385 Let's talk about your self-control issues. 1.4176 0.07000 91 62 20 9
386 So, we're having control issues, are we? 1.4176 0.06823 91 61 22 8
387 First, I'll need your VIN. 1.4176 0.07000 91 62 20 9
388 Your uber is clearly in conflict with your id. 1.4176 0.07666 91 66 12 13
389 So, you feel as though the clowns are driving you crazy. 1.4176 0.07666 91 66 12 13
390 You are valued, regardless of what Consumer Reports says. 1.4176 0.06456 91 59 26 6
391 When did you find out your parents were gas guzzlers? 1.4176 0.06456 91 59 26 6
392 So, what brings you here today? 1.4176 0.07172 91 63 18 10
393 Let’s first rule out mechanical causes. 1.4176 0.07172 91 63 18 10
394 He called you a toaster. You showed him your headlights. Then what? 1.4176 0.07172 91 63 18 10
395 This "collision avoidance" sounds like a defense mechanism. 1.4176 0.07341 91 64 16 11
396 Sounds like Prius envy. 1.4176 0.07172 91 63 18 10
397 No, really, you need to let the child inside you come out. It's not enough to crack the window. 1.4176 0.07172 91 63 18 10
398 I wet the garage again. 1.4157 0.07112 89 61 19 9
399 I'm sorry, was that one beep or two? 1.4157 0.07632 89 64 13 12
400 It sounds to me like you know exactly where you want to be, but you just don't know how to get there. 1.4157 0.07112 89 61 19 9
401 Do you want to pay by cash, check or EZ Pass? 1.4157 0.06552 89 58 25 6
402 How long have you had these dreams about clowns? 1.4157 0.06744 89 59 23 7
403 "I'm sorry but 'That's how I roll' is not the answer to every question. 1.4157 0.07290 89 62 17 10
404 Strive for autonomy, but remember to let people in. 1.4157 0.06744 89 59 23 7
405 Can I ask you to back up a little there 1.4157 0.06744 89 59 23 7
406 Let's start with some relaxation techniques. Shutoff your headlights, release your emergency brake and slowly lower your tire pressures. 1.4157 0.06930 89 60 21 8
407 Autoerotica isn't always a bad thing. 1.4157 0.07632 89 64 13 12
408 What do you think is driving you? 1.4130 0.07108 92 64 18 10
409 It appears that you may be dealing with a control issue. 1.4130 0.06764 92 62 22 8
410 Before we begin, I'm obligated to remind you that the meter is running. 1.4130 0.06938 92 63 20 9
411 So, you no longer have the drive? 1.4130 0.07275 92 65 16 11
412 I understand you're feeling used. 1.4130 0.06585 92 61 24 7
413 I'm just not driven. 1.4130 0.07275 92 65 16 11
414 How long have you had this shiftless feeling? 1.4130 0.06764 92 62 22 8
415 Think back to when you were just a little search engine... 1.4111 0.07724 90 66 11 13
416 You're not the first self-driving car to experience road rage. 1.4111 0.06869 90 61 21 8
417 What's the problem? I lot of people hate clowns. 1.4111 0.07724 90 66 11 13
418 Today I'd like to try some reverse psychology. 1.4111 0.06495 90 59 25 6
419 Ignore them—you look nothing like a toaster. 1.4111 0.07048 90 62 19 9
420 When did you first feel lost? 1.4111 0.07223 90 63 17 10
421 Tell me about your relationship with your driver 1.4111 0.07394 90 64 15 11
422 I think you can find your way out. 1.4111 0.07223 90 63 17 10
423 So, it sounds like you are feeling like you really need to shift gears. 1.4111 0.07048 90 62 19 9
424 So, when did you become self driven? 1.4111 0.07223 90 63 17 10
425 And when did you first realize you were afraid of clowns? 1.4111 0.07048 90 62 19 9
426 Don't take it personally; kicking tires is just something people do. 1.4111 0.06684 90 60 23 7
427 What did we say about honking? Use your words. 1.4111 0.07223 90 63 17 10
428 'Piston envy is a common stage.' 1.4111 0.06869 90 61 21 8
429 It's OK to toot your own horn! 1.4111 0.06684 90 60 23 7
430 Let's begin by talking about those blind spots. 1.4111 0.07048 90 62 19 9
431 So, tell me when you first noticed your driver was missing. 1.4111 0.07394 90 64 15 11
432 You feel empty...driven. 1.4045 0.07447 89 64 14 11
433 My professional opinion? You're driving yourself crazy. 1.4045 0.06727 89 60 22 7
434 Tell me more about how you feel people are taking you for a ride. 1.4045 0.06727 89 60 22 7
435 Please stop saying that you know where my questions are going. 1.4045 0.07096 89 62 18 9
436 So when did your fear of clowns first occur? 1.4045 0.07096 89 62 18 9
437 I get car sick. 1.4045 0.07096 89 62 18 9
438 What makes you think he'll leave you for another model? 1.4045 0.06727 89 60 22 7
439 So you were manufactured as a car,but you identify as a toaster? 1.4045 0.07274 89 63 16 10
440 How long have you been taking different people home every night? 1.4045 0.07617 89 65 12 12
441 Doctor, my problem is I no longer feel driven. 1.4045 0.06534 89 59 24 6
442 Face it, Porsche's gone. She was out of your league anyway. 1.4045 0.06336 89 58 26 5
443 And when did you first get this feeling that you have an autoimmune disease? 1.4045 0.07274 89 63 16 10
444 "Don't belittle yourself. You ARE a Smart Car....... 1.4045 0.06914 89 61 20 8
445 I sense that you are honking on the inside. 1.4045 0.06534 89 59 24 6
446 If you’re not in control of where you’re going, then no one is. 1.4045 0.06914 89 61 20 8
447 I really don't think you should take it personally when they kick your tires. 1.4045 0.07096 89 62 18 9
448 You're suffering from Prius envy. 1.4045 0.07274 89 63 16 10
449 Yes, what you call "Googling yourself" is autoerotic. 1.4045 0.07274 89 63 16 10
450 How did you feel when you found out you weren't actually born in Detroit? 1.4045 0.06914 89 61 20 8
451 Tell me about your hood, child. 1.4045 0.07617 89 65 12 12
452 It's okay to be high maintenance. 1.4045 0.06914 89 61 20 8
453 My initial charge is $250 for the first hour, plus $50 for each additional 1/5 of an hour. 1.4045 0.07096 89 62 18 9
454 These "voices inside you"...are they A.M. or F.M.? 1.4045 0.07617 89 65 12 12
455 So you're not feeling driven? 1.4045 0.07096 89 62 18 9
456 Tell the circumstances that led to your first breakdown. 1.4045 0.06914 89 61 20 8
457 Let's begin. What can you tell me about what drove you here? 1.4045 0.07096 89 62 18 9
458 You say you're here because of an irrational fear of catching an auto-immune disease? 1.4045 0.06534 89 59 24 6
459 So your main problem is a lack of drive? 1.4045 0.06727 89 60 22 7
460 What makes you think your father was a toaster? 1.4045 0.07447 89 64 14 11
461 I don't know.....I just seem to have lost my sense of direction. 1.4045 0.06914 89 61 20 8
462 Some days you're the windshield, some days you're the bug. 1.4045 0.07617 89 65 12 12
463 Do you fear autonomy? 1.4045 0.07096 89 62 18 9
464 When did you first notice that you were losing your drive? 1.4023 0.06832 87 59 21 7
465 I just feel like I've lost all my drive. 1.4023 0.07212 87 61 17 9
466 I am self-driving, but my owner just refuses to give up control. 1.4023 0.06832 87 59 21 7
467 "After losing your driver it is only natural to grieve". 1.4023 0.07212 87 61 17 9
468 So Freud would have called it Prius envy? 1.4023 0.07395 87 62 15 10
469 I'm not sure what we can do about your Prius envy 1.4023 0.07748 87 64 11 12
470 Let's get past the small stuff. I'd appreciate it if you could park facing me. 1.4023 0.07025 87 60 19 8
471 To begin with, just what makes you think you're so Smart? 1.4023 0.06832 87 59 21 7
472 I can't help you if you won't let me in. 1.4023 0.06633 87 58 23 6
473 Tell me about how you got here. 1.4023 0.06832 87 59 21 7
474 So how long have you had this obsession with auto-eroticism? 1.4023 0.06832 87 59 21 7
475 It's perfectly normal to have gas problems. 1.4023 0.07212 87 61 17 9
476 Tell me more about your breakdown on 43rd Street. 1.4023 0.06832 87 59 21 7
477 So this week I want you to try going one day without maps. 1.4023 0.06633 87 58 23 6
478 I feel people are just using me. 1.4023 0.07395 87 62 15 10
479 i think you're having control issues 1.4023 0.06633 87 58 23 6
480 ..and that's when I found out I was adopted, and my real mother is a toaster. 1.4023 0.07212 87 61 17 9
481 I would say you have a case of piston envy. 1.4023 0.07748 87 64 11 12
482 It's sounds like you feel like nothing is driving you. 1.4023 0.07025 87 60 19 8
483 Well, we've come to the end of our session. Do you need your parking validated? 1.4023 0.07212 87 61 17 9
484 You know, being self driven doesn't mean you can't feel lost. 1.4023 0.07395 87 62 15 10
485 I give up. How many clowns can you hold? 1.4023 0.07574 87 63 13 11
486 My meter's running, too, you know. 1.4023 0.07025 87 60 19 8
487 And how many clowns were there? 1.4023 0.07025 87 60 19 8
488 You're very self-driven 1.4023 0.06832 87 59 21 7
489 By now you know you can't carry a lot of excess baggage. 1.4023 0.07212 87 61 17 9
490 Let's begin with your bad dreams. How many clowns are jumping out of you? 1.4023 0.07395 87 62 15 10
491 Focus less on being self-driving, and more on being self-driven 1.4023 0.06832 87 59 21 7
492 Not the clown car dream again? 1.4023 0.07025 87 60 19 8
493 Why do you say 'I don't feel driven anymore'? 1.4023 0.06428 87 57 25 5
494 At what point did you see yourself as the little engine that couldn't? 1.4023 0.07025 87 60 19 8
495 Where do you think this need to be controlled is coming from? 1.4023 0.06832 87 59 21 7
496 Would you describe your parents as driven? 1.4023 0.07212 87 61 17 9
497 Let me guess – you feel like your life is on auto-pilot. 1.4023 0.07025 87 60 19 8
498 Let's start with how you got here. 1.4023 0.07395 87 62 15 10
499 It sounds like you're driving yourself crazy. 1.4023 0.06633 87 58 23 6
500 How long have you been fueling this way? 1.4023 0.06832 87 59 21 7
501 Tell me more about feeling empty inside. 1.4023 0.06832 87 59 21 7
502 Are you sure it's gas? 1.3977 0.06573 88 59 23 6
503 You could've had a V8. 1.3977 0.07501 88 64 13 11
504 And would you describe yourself as "driven"? 1.3977 0.07145 88 62 17 9
505 Think of it as 'parkability', not 'size matters'. 1.3977 0.06959 88 61 19 8
506 Only you can change your direction. 1.3977 0.06371 88 58 25 5
507 Why do you feel you need everyone to think you are smart? 1.3977 0.07145 88 62 17 9
508 Mechanical reassignment as a toaster involves many issues. Naturally, I'm here to counsel with you and help clarify the correct path for expressing your true self. 1.3956 0.06967 91 64 18 9
509 What do you mean your meter is running? 1.3953 0.07807 86 64 10 12
510 Take a vacation. Unplug. Recharge. 1.3953 0.06466 86 57 24 5
511 Growing up, my dad was on the road a lot. 1.3953 0.06674 86 58 22 6
512 Was it the amount of clowns inside you, or that everyone just stood and watched? 1.3953 0.07981 86 65 8 13
513 I think I'm driving myself crazy. 1.3953 0.06466 86 57 24 5
514 I think if you're ever going to be truly happy, you'll need to focus less on your crash safety issues, and focus more on your wonderful fuel efficiency, and ability to make people laugh. 1.3953 0.07072 86 60 18 8
515 We all wish we were in a better cartoon. 1.3953 0.07263 86 61 16 9
516 It's normal to get turned on when you're plugged in. 1.3953 0.06876 86 59 20 7
517 I hear you saying that sometimes you don't know which way to turn. 1.3953 0.07072 86 60 18 8
518 Yes , we're on the meter 1.3953 0.06876 86 59 20 7
519 What drives you? 1.3953 0.07263 86 61 16 9
520 And how often do you have this dream of plowing into a crowd of computer programmers? 1.3953 0.07807 86 64 10 12
521 "Normally I just do nervous breakdowns". 1.3953 0.07072 86 60 18 8
522 I think you need direction. 1.3953 0.06876 86 59 20 7
523 So you feel guilty passing gas? 1.3953 0.06876 86 59 20 7
524 Why do you think your 'search engine' light keeps coming on? 1.3953 0.06674 86 58 22 6
525 How long have you felt that you lacked direction? 1.3953 0.06876 86 59 20 7
526 That will be $100 for the first five minutes, and then $10 for each additional minute. 1.3953 0.07263 86 61 16 9
527 2 honks for yes, 1 honk for no 1.3953 0.06876 86 59 20 7
528 Well you obviously know what's troubling you -- I mean, you're clearly a Smart Car. 1.3953 0.06674 86 58 22 6
529 When did you first stop having fahrvergnügen? 1.3953 0.07449 86 62 14 10
530 But you are a clown car. 1.3953 0.07263 86 61 16 9
531 Autoerotic fantasies are quite normal in a self-driving car. 1.3953 0.07807 86 64 10 12
532 When did you first experience this loss of drive? 1.3953 0.06876 86 59 20 7
533 The first group session of clown therapy is always a bit awkward 1.3953 0.07807 86 64 10 12
534 So, did you have any trouble finding the place? 1.3953 0.07263 86 61 16 9
535 It's just that everyone around me is so driven. 1.3953 0.07807 86 64 10 12
536 I just feel like my life has already been mapped out for me. 1.3953 0.06466 86 57 24 5
537 Maybe you just can't go there. 1.3953 0.07072 86 60 18 8
538 You've been driving yourself crazy. 1.3953 0.07263 86 61 16 9
539 You are an autonomous self-driving car, an autodidactic autopilot. It is only natural to feel autoerotic, but you should draw the line at autotheism. 1.3953 0.07807 86 64 10 12
540 Tell me about what turns you on. 1.3953 0.07449 86 62 14 10
541 I think with a few more sessions we can get you turned around. 1.3933 0.06707 89 61 21 7
542 Beyond intimacy and fuel efficiency, are there other issues you need to discuss? 1.3933 0.06895 89 62 19 8
543 And why do you want to be a Crossover? 1.3908 0.07005 87 61 18 8
544 My life feels like it's on autopilot. 1.3908 0.07377 87 63 14 10
545 Sometimes it can be helpful to think about what it is that drives you... 1.3908 0.06811 87 60 20 7
546 Your service plan allows only two more visits. I'm sorry. 1.3908 0.06195 87 57 26 4
547 It's normal to feel directionless at times 1.3908 0.06612 87 59 22 6
548 Would you describe yourself as driven? 1.3908 0.06811 87 60 20 7
549 Tell me what keeps you up idling at night. 1.3882 0.06714 85 58 21 6
550 You have to stop driving yourself so hard 1.3882 0.06714 85 58 21 6
551 Next week let's work on being more self-driven. 1.3882 0.07119 85 60 17 8
552 I drive myself crazy. 1.3882 0.07119 85 60 17 8
553 Tell me more about your gas problem. 1.3882 0.06714 85 58 21 6
554 You say you have Prius envy? 1.3882 0.07502 85 62 13 10
555 At your age, it's perfectly normal to experience occasional feelings of autoeroticism. 1.3882 0.07313 85 61 15 9
556 One thing I have never lacked is motivation, I've always been completely self-driven 1.3882 0.06920 85 59 19 7
557 Prius envy, plain and simple. 1.3882 0.06920 85 59 19 7
558 I don't seem to be getting where I want to go 1.3882 0.06920 85 59 19 7
559 You have to understand that just because you are a smart car you do not always make wise decisions. 1.3882 0.07313 85 61 15 9
560 She left you for a stretch limo? 1.3882 0.06920 85 59 19 7
561 Do you know the warning lights for depression? 1.3882 0.07119 85 60 17 8
562 Why don't you let someone else take control for a change? 1.3882 0.06920 85 59 19 7
563 Just because you have a short wheelbase, doesn't mean you're inadequate. 1.3882 0.07119 85 60 17 8
564 I feel like I've been going through life on autopilot 1.3882 0.06502 85 57 23 5
565 When did you start having these breakdowns? 1.3882 0.06920 85 59 19 7
566 You don't always need to be so self-driven. 1.3882 0.07313 85 61 15 9
567 She treats me like a toy. 1.3882 0.07313 85 61 15 9
568 I guess, you won't need your parking validated. 1.3882 0.07502 85 62 13 10
569 It sounds like you're sending all the wrong signals. 1.3882 0.06502 85 57 23 5
570 Perhaps they're laughing with you. 1.3882 0.07119 85 60 17 8
571 Say more about these nocturnal emissions. 1.3882 0.07119 85 60 17 8
572 I just don't know where I'm going anymore. 1.3882 0.06714 85 58 21 6
573 Frankly, your issues are all pedestrian. 1.3882 0.06714 85 58 21 6
574 When did you first start having these feelings that no one was in charge 1.3882 0.07119 85 60 17 8
575 Why don't you let me steer the conversation? 1.3882 0.06920 85 59 19 7
576 Doc, I don't know which way to turn 1.3882 0.07313 85 61 15 9
577 "No worries. It's supposed to last longer than four hours." . 1.3882 0.07502 85 62 13 10
578 As green as your life is, an occasional nocturnal emission is perfectly normal. 1.3882 0.07119 85 60 17 8
579 These nocturnal emissions--when did they begin? 1.3882 0.06502 85 57 23 5
580 This is an unloading zone. 1.3882 0.07313 85 61 15 9
581 There is just so much pressure these days to be self-driven. 1.3882 0.06920 85 59 19 7
582 It's okay to be driven. 1.3882 0.06920 85 59 19 7
583 It's natural to feel empty at times. 1.3882 0.06283 85 56 25 4
584 I know it's hard, but you can't go around avoiding everyone 1.3882 0.06920 85 59 19 7
585 It's not uncommon for near-death accidents to result in an auto-body experience. 1.3882 0.07119 85 60 17 8
586 Sometimes I just feel the need for someone else to be in control. 1.3882 0.06714 85 58 21 6
587 I just can't stop looking in the rear view mirror. 1.3882 0.07502 85 62 13 10
588 Many women feel size doesn't matter at all. 1.3837 0.07242 86 62 15 9
589 We need to talk about your control issues. 1.3837 0.06442 86 58 23 5
590 You seem to have control issues. 1.3837 0.06651 86 59 21 6
591 Problems with your dipstick are very common at your age. 1.3837 0.07242 86 62 15 9
592 Well, I think we can rule out Prius envy. 1.3837 0.07428 86 63 13 10
593 So how long have you been autoerotic? 1.3837 0.07242 86 62 15 9
594 take your time....the meter's running.... 1.3820 0.06492 89 61 22 6
595 You feel your life lacks direction? 1.3820 0.06292 89 60 24 5
596 So, tell me, who pushes your buttons? 1.3810 0.06539 84 57 22 5
597 From what I'm hearing, you seem to resent always being called the "smart car" and never the "pretty car". 1.3810 0.06964 84 59 18 7
598 You have Car Pool Tunnel Syndrome, not uncommon for a commuter car. 1.3810 0.07364 84 61 14 9
599 It's ok to be smart. 1.3810 0.06964 84 59 18 7
600 That doesn't make you a control freak. 1.3810 0.07744 84 63 10 11
601 When I said I was going to charge you, I didn't mean....oh, dear.... 1.3810 0.06539 84 57 22 5
602 You don't feel you need someone to turn you on? 1.3810 0.06539 84 57 22 5
603 I don't know, Doc... I guess I figured you knew what it's like to carry everyone else's baggage. 1.3810 0.07556 84 62 12 10
604 Every time I think we are getting somewhere she slams on the brakes. 1.3810 0.06755 84 58 20 6
605 So your husband left you for a newer model? 1.3810 0.07167 84 60 16 8
606 Sorry, I don't validate. 1.3810 0.07364 84 61 14 9
607 You're still smart; you've just taken some wrong turns. 1.3810 0.06316 84 56 24 4
608 You know, in most parts of the world you would be considered average sized. 1.3810 0.06755 84 58 20 6
609 You should take some time off to recharge your battery. 1.3810 0.06539 84 57 22 5
610 I don't take insurance, but there's a discount if you have AAA. 1.3810 0.06755 84 58 20 6
611 We need to work on your control issues. 1.3810 0.06755 84 58 20 6
612 Remember, you're not 'Driverless', you're 'Self-driving'. 1.3810 0.07744 84 63 10 11
613 Sure, you have drive. What about empathy? 1.3810 0.07364 84 61 14 9
614 Your ego and uber-ego are in conflict. 1.3810 0.07167 84 60 16 8
615 Dig deeper. Who's in the driver's seat? 1.3810 0.07364 84 61 14 9
616 Yes, but what really drives you? 1.3810 0.06755 84 58 20 6
617 When did you first experience Prius envy? 1.3810 0.07744 84 63 10 11
618 Nice parking job. 1.3810 0.07167 84 60 16 8
619 I'm sure your driver misses you as well. 1.3810 0.06964 84 59 18 7
620 In your case, autoeroticism is perfectly normal. 1.3810 0.06964 84 59 18 7
621 I suggest you just take some time off to recharge your batteries. 1.3810 0.06539 84 57 22 5
622 Hummer fantasies are nothing to be ashamed of. 1.3810 0.06964 84 59 18 7
623 I know Bruce Jenner did it, but he didn't want to be a truck. 1.3810 0.06964 84 59 18 7
624 Why do YOU think your air bags are inflating too soon? 1.3810 0.07167 84 60 16 8
625 It's actually quite common to experience some Prius envy. 1.3793 0.06789 87 61 19 7
626 Why do you feel you have difficulty accommodating people? 1.3765 0.07096 85 61 16 8
627 I can never see my gas tank as half full, you know? 1.3765 0.07291 85 62 14 9
628 If I were a Jungian I'd call it Prius envy. 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
629 Frankly, I think you're being Uber sensitive. 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
630 First things first, will this be billed to your auto or health plan? 1.3765 0.07096 85 61 16 8
631 You'll be fine. You'd fit in anywhere. 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
632 What do you think having a stick shift will give you that you don't already have now? 1.3750 0.06528 88 61 21 6
633 Small tires don't always mean a small tailpipe. 1.3735 0.07415 83 61 13 9
634 I have emissional problems. 1.3735 0.07214 83 60 15 8
635 Interesting... I think that what you just did there is a perfect example of a Ford-ian slip. 1.3735 0.06347 83 56 23 4
636 I just feel like I need a brake. 1.3735 0.06795 83 58 19 6
637 Every night I dream that I go to work and I'm not wearing any tires. 1.3735 0.06575 83 57 21 5
638 Don't you think it's time you started taking responsibility for your actions? 1.3735 0.07008 83 59 17 7
639 So, tell me what brings you here besides Google maps? 1.3735 0.07611 83 62 11 10
640 Perhaps you should stop googling yourself. 1.3735 0.07008 83 59 17 7
641 Drive me here, drive me there, I think they are all driving me crazy. 1.3735 0.07611 83 62 11 10
642 You don't get turned on much anymore? 1.3735 0.06795 83 58 19 6
643 Now, back up a minute! 1.3735 0.07008 83 59 17 7
644 Tell me about your first passenger. 1.3735 0.06575 83 57 21 5
645 I think you are just being uber sensitive. 1.3735 0.07008 83 59 17 7
646 I'm referring you to a specialist in autoeroticism. 1.3735 0.07008 83 59 17 7
647 I'm sensing a lot of road rage. 1.3735 0.07008 83 59 17 7
648 I'm not only self-driving, I'm also self-loathing. 1.3735 0.07008 83 59 17 7
649 Let's get down to what really drives you. 1.3735 0.07611 83 62 11 10
650 It's really less about your ego and more about your über-ego. 1.3735 0.07214 83 60 15 8
651 Beeping your own horn gets you the wrong type of attention. 1.3735 0.06575 83 57 21 5
652 Tell me some more about your Uber ego. 1.3735 0.07008 83 59 17 7
653 Sometimes I think to myself, "Jesus, take the wheel." 1.3735 0.07214 83 60 15 8
654 Gary, a check-engine light can mean so many things. 1.3735 0.07415 83 61 13 9
655 No, you don't have to be driven to succeed 1.3735 0.07008 83 59 17 7
656 And I take it you didn't think you needed to stop and ask for directions? 1.3690 0.06511 84 58 21 5
657 I have Prius envy 1.3690 0.07533 84 63 11 10
658 Happiness is a journey, not a destination... 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
659 Where does the voice inside you tell you to go? 1.3690 0.07340 84 62 13 9
660 I'm driving myself crazy. 1.3659 0.07665 82 62 10 10
661 Next week, bring in the clowns. 1.3659 0.07466 82 61 12 9
662 When we're done with this session can you give me a lift? 1.3659 0.06610 82 57 20 5
663 You can't live life on Autopilot 1.3659 0.06834 82 58 18 6
664 Four recalls? 1.3659 0.07051 82 59 16 7
665 I just don't feel driven. 1.3659 0.06834 82 58 18 6
666 Do you have any idea the pressure of being labeled "Smart" all your life? 1.3659 0.07665 82 62 10 10
667 How do you know your owner is Ubering other cars? 1.3659 0.07466 82 61 12 9
668 It sounds like textbook Prius envy. 1.3659 0.07051 82 59 16 7
669 "Self-driving needn't be shameful.' 1.3659 0.06610 82 57 20 5
670 And your tires. Are they under any kind of pressure? 1.3659 0.07051 82 59 16 7
671 You can have your parking validated when you leave. 1.3659 0.07262 82 60 14 8
672 Sorry, I can't validate your parking. 1.3659 0.07262 82 60 14 8
673 Really, you've been driving yourself too hard. 1.3659 0.06834 82 58 18 6
674 Do you have any concept of where you are going? 1.3659 0.07466 82 61 12 9
675 Just don't let anyone try to control you. 1.3659 0.07051 82 59 16 7
676 I just always feel like I'm being followed. 1.3659 0.07051 82 59 16 7
677 You need direction 1.3659 0.06834 82 58 18 6
678 The dream usually ends with me running an Amazon driver into a ditch. 1.3659 0.07262 82 60 14 8
679 Even though you have the world's largest search engine? 1.3659 0.07859 82 63 8 11
680 Tell me about it or not; the meter's running either way. 1.3659 0.06610 82 57 20 5
681 Don't worry. I am a member of both the AMA and the AAA. 1.3659 0.06834 82 58 18 6
682 Where do you really want to go? 1.3659 0.07262 82 60 14 8
683 So when did you discover that you're not a smart car? 1.3659 0.07262 82 60 14 8
684 But I don't FEEL smart. 1.3659 0.07466 82 61 12 9
685 And when did these episodes of auto eroticism start? 1.3659 0.06379 82 56 22 4
686 Just face it. You can't always go your own way. 1.3659 0.07051 82 59 16 7
687 Being smart doesn't make you popular. Trust me, I know. 1.3659 0.07051 82 59 16 7
688 I'm driving myself crazy, Doc. 1.3659 0.07665 82 62 10 10
689 You shouldn't be too concerned. Many cars your age have uncontrolled emissions from time to time. 1.3659 0.06834 82 58 18 6
690 I don't know Doc, I just don't feel driven. 1.3659 0.06379 82 56 22 4
691 For future reference, we do validate parking. 1.3659 0.06834 82 58 18 6
692 I'm sorry we don't administer electric shock therapy any longer. 1.3659 0.06379 82 56 22 4
693 well, i'll see you in another five thousand miles. 1.3659 0.06138 82 55 24 3
694 Do you have any hobbies besides driving? 1.3659 0.06610 82 57 20 5
695 Sometimes I think I'm just driving myself crazy. 1.3659 0.07665 82 62 10 10
696 And do you feel that you're not driven enough? 1.3659 0.07262 82 60 14 8
697 What do you think drives you? 1.3659 0.06610 82 57 20 5
698 Tell me more about your checkered past 1.3659 0.07262 82 60 14 8
699 And how long have you dreamed you were a toaster? 1.3659 0.07859 82 63 8 11
700 Before I ask you how that made you feel, I need to advise you we've hit peak hours and my rate has increased by 2.2x. 1.3659 0.07859 82 63 8 11
701 Before we start - are you sure you don't have an oil leak? 1.3659 0.07665 82 62 10 10
702 You say you don't feel driven any more. 1.3659 0.06610 82 57 20 5
703 Sorry, I can't hear you when your window is up. 1.3659 0.07466 82 61 12 9
704 And how did having a gas-guzzling mother make you feel? 1.3659 0.07466 82 61 12 9
705 I just think I'm meant to do something other than deliver pizza. 1.3659 0.06834 82 58 18 6
706 Would you say you are driving yourself to distraction? 1.3659 0.07466 82 61 12 9
707 Perhaps he doesn't caress your steering wheel anymore because you don't have a steering wheel anymore. 1.3659 0.07262 82 60 14 8
708 You have control issues. 1.3659 0.06834 82 58 18 6
709 Missing NPR's 'Car Talk' is not abnormal. 1.3659 0.06834 82 58 18 6
710 The voices in your head would go away if you just shut off the radio. 1.3659 0.07051 82 59 16 7
711 You have to take time for yourself and recharge. 1.3659 0.06834 82 58 18 6
712 So let me get this straight, you want me to charge you? 1.3625 0.06945 80 57 17 6
713 At some point, we all have to learn to navigate the world on our own. 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
714 I'm just not feeling driven anymore 1.3625 0.07387 80 59 13 8
715 First, tell me how you got here. 1.3625 0.06945 80 57 17 6
716 That's the end of our session, now go play in traffic 1.3625 0.06474 80 55 21 4
717 You need to compensate for your feelings of inadequacy on the highway by focusing on your ability to squeeze into any parking space. 1.3625 0.06714 80 56 19 5
718 First of all, you're facing the wrong way. 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
719 So, I understand you have issues of self control. 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
720 And how did it make you feel, as a child, to be the 'smart car' in your class? 1.3625 0.07387 80 59 13 8
721 No, I don't charge by the mile. 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
722 Howard, there is more to life than getting from zero to 60 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
723 If you could turn around we can get started. 1.3625 0.06474 80 55 21 4
724 Then what did he do after he rear-ended you? 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
725 And how does it make you feel, when they call you "mini"? 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
726 How long have you lacked any drive? 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
727 I'm sorry, we don't accept E-ZPass. 1.3625 0.06714 80 56 19 5
728 Of course you may plug in, but that will be an additional charge. 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
729 What I hear you saying is that you don't feel like a smart car. 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
730 Perhaps we should talk about performance rather than size. 1.3625 0.06945 80 57 17 6
731 Size is not what matters. I'm sure you give great mileage. 1.3625 0.07387 80 59 13 8
732 I know it’s your job, but you can’t keep everything locked inside. 1.3625 0.07598 80 60 11 9
733 I don't do validation. 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
734 Sometimes you're the driver, sometimes you're being driven. That's life. 1.3625 0.06945 80 57 17 6
735 So you feel like there's nothing driving you anymore 1.3625 0.06945 80 57 17 6
736 Maybe you should ask your mother if she ever even met Herbie? 1.3625 0.06714 80 56 19 5
737 I can help only if the gasket you blew is metaphorical. 1.3625 0.06945 80 57 17 6
738 You say you need a charge, how about $200 per hour. 1.3625 0.07387 80 59 13 8
739 I’m afraid you have confused self-driving with self-determination. 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
740 Hmm. . . and how did you feel that first time you saw the smoke coming out of your rear end? 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
741 I don't think that Donald Trump means to deport cars built in Mexico, but you never know. 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
742 Our time is up for today, but for a quarter we could go another 15 minutes. 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
743 So whose driving you crazy this week? 1.3625 0.07598 80 60 11 9
744 So tell me what brings you here 1.3625 0.06945 80 57 17 6
745 What are you driving at? 1.3625 0.06225 80 54 23 3
746 I think the question you have to answer is: "Where do you want to go?" 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
747 Honk twice if I'm getting too personal. 1.3625 0.06714 80 56 19 5
748 In your case, it's completely normal to not feel driven. 1.3625 0.06714 80 56 19 5
749 Of course, in your case, the diagnosis would not be bi-polar, but hybrid. 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
750 My mother wanted a limo. 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
751 So you're convinced your mother was a toaster. Let's explore that. 1.3625 0.07387 80 59 13 8
752 Can you recall your worst recall? 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
753 How long have people been driving you crazy? 1.3625 0.06945 80 57 17 6
754 I don't think there's any reason that you should be ashamed to have a three-prong adapter. 1.3625 0.06945 80 57 17 6
755 You know, a lot of drivers prefer smaller cars. 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
756 I know you're upset, but we can't go down that road again. 1.3625 0.06714 80 56 19 5
757 It's perfectly normal to change gears in clutch situations. 1.3625 0.06714 80 56 19 5
758 I have trouble getting started. 1.3625 0.07598 80 60 11 9
759 Where would you LIKE to go? 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
760 Trans, hybrid... you have to let go of labels. 1.3625 0.07387 80 59 13 8
761 Don't worry - everyone thinks their charger plug is too small. 1.3625 0.07598 80 60 11 9
762 When did you first feel you were driving yourself crazy? 1.3625 0.06225 80 54 23 3
763 So you're worried that he is going to trade you in for a younger model? 1.3625 0.07598 80 60 11 9
764 So tell me, were both your parents gas-guzzlers? 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
765 So tell me Mr. Ferrari, when did you realize you were adopted? 1.3625 0.07804 80 61 9 10
766 Your issues indicate a classic autoimmune disorder. 1.3625 0.06945 80 57 17 6
767 You can do this on your own. 1.3625 0.06714 80 56 19 5
768 "I know this is emotional for you but please try to use your wipers as I am low on tissues". 1.3625 0.07387 80 59 13 8
769 It's just a motor reflex 1.3625 0.06225 80 54 23 3
770 Would it be so bad if you actually were the smartest car in the room? 1.3625 0.06714 80 56 19 5
771 and when did you first notice there was no driver? 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
772 No, I cannot validate your parking. 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
773 I can drive myself; I can park myself; I get 85 miles per gallon, but no one fits inside. 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
774 You needn’t blush, I’ve seen small charging cords before. 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
775 It should seem obvious, but you're driving yourself crazy. 1.3625 0.07598 80 60 11 9
776 and why do you resent people telling you where to go? 1.3625 0.07387 80 59 13 8
777 Yes, car pool tunnel syndrome is real, and I can help. 1.3625 0.06945 80 57 17 6
778 You don't feel remotely connected to anything? 1.3625 0.06945 80 57 17 6
779 Of course you're smart enough. 1.3625 0.07387 80 59 13 8
780 You look exhausted. 1.3614 0.06980 83 60 16 7
781 Yeah, well I guess 'self-driving' isn't the same as 'self-aware'. 1.3614 0.06766 83 59 18 6
782 No, self-driving doesn't mean you are narcissistic. 1.3614 0.06980 83 60 16 7
783 It's not you, nocturnal emissions are standard for your model. 1.3614 0.07187 83 61 14 8
784 We all miss a turn or two in life--let it go. 1.3614 0.07187 83 61 14 8
785 Well actually, size matters 1.3580 0.07095 81 59 15 7
786 So you feel you're missing a driving force in your life? 1.3580 0.07095 81 59 15 7
787 No, we don't validate for the time parked here. 1.3580 0.06645 81 57 19 5
788 I've been driving myself crazy, Doc 1.3580 0.07720 81 62 9 10
789 Is it all clowns or just a lot of clowns in one place? 1.3580 0.07309 81 60 13 8
790 Many women actually prefer a smaller trunk. 1.3580 0.07309 81 60 13 8
791 Not everyone needs to be driven to succeed. 1.3580 0.06645 81 57 19 5
792 I think you're just looking to be validated. 1.3580 0.07309 81 60 13 8
793 Lets talk more about your auto-erotic behaviour 1.3580 0.07309 81 60 13 8
794 As much as I'd like to go for a ride with you, I think that would be unethical. 1.3580 0.07309 81 60 13 8
795 Tell me what drives you. 1.3580 0.07095 81 59 15 7
796 So you claim to remember the assembly line-tell me about that. 1.3580 0.06874 81 58 17 6
797 So why is it you feel smarter than the other cars? 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
798 You seem Uber upset. 1.3544 0.07652 79 60 10 9
799 Have you considered slowing down? 1.3544 0.06251 79 54 22 3
800 I think you're cute too but it's unethical to ride in my patients. 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
801 Sometimes people drive me crazy! 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
802 I wish I had more drive. 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
803 You have to own your wrong turns and stop blaming your programming. 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
804 Just because they don't touch your steering wheel doesn't mean you're unattractive. 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
805 I have Uber Problems. 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
806 Let's talk more about your autoerotic fantasies. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
807 It hurts so much when they ask, "what car will you be when you grow up?" 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
808 I've lost my will to drive. 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
809 Recalling you doesn't necessarily mean they don't like you. 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
810 Remember, if one door closes another opens. 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
811 How long have you had this fear of clowns? 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
812 What makes you think your tailpipe is small? 1.3544 0.07652 79 60 10 9
813 It sounds like you're having a midsize crisis. 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
814 I lack self-control. Is that a problem? 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
815 So you were 9 when you began thinking your father was a gas guzzler.. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
816 When did your self control issues begin? 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
817 Dad was a 1973 Cadillac Fleetwood. Mom, a '75 Chrysler Imperial. I think I'm adopted. 1.3544 0.07652 79 60 10 9
818 You've never felt the least bit driven? 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
819 Sometimes I feel like I have no drive. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
820 Do you always feel the need to be in control? 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
821 So you self-identify as a 4 door? 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
822 Tell me more about what drives you. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
823 If you keep going down this road you’re going to drive yourself crazy. 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
824 Google says I can do it on my own, but I just don't feel like I have the drive. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
825 You would not imagine what people do when they do not have to drive 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
826 Maybe you should stop driving yourself so hard. 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
827 And on top of all that, I haven't been honked in months. 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
828 Would I trust you with my life in heavy traffic? Oh look, our times up! 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
829 I don't know what I did to drive him away... 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
830 Yes there are many cars out there with bigger dipsticks, but so what? 1.3544 0.07652 79 60 10 9
831 You are not depressed, your batteries are too low. 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
832 You must accept being self-driven. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
833 You're not small. You're compact. 1.3544 0.06251 79 54 22 3
834 So your dad said that you were caused by an accident? 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
835 Traffic makes me really horny. 1.3544 0.07652 79 60 10 9
836 I don't know, doc. I look around and I feel like everyone else is so much more driven than I am. 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
837 So they say "you're in the driver's seat" and then they question my every move. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
838 I'm afraid I have never seen so severe a case of Prius envy. 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
839 I'm a smart car, I know I'm a smart car... 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
840 When did you become concerned you were driving yourself too hard? 1.3544 0.06251 79 54 22 3
841 Tell me more about your lack of drive. 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
842 I feel like I need a brake. 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
843 I'm thinking those voices you hear could be Sirius. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
844 When did you first develop the delusion that you were a toaster and not a car? 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
845 Have you considered letting someone else take the wheel? 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
846 Let's talk about the urge to be self-driven. 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
847 Tell me more about your fear of 18-wheelers. 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
848 My life seems to be on cruise control. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
849 When did you realize you had trouble opening up to people? 1.3544 0.07652 79 60 10 9
850 Redirecting your desires is natural. It's called 'transmission.' 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
851 Don't despair. Many of my patients feel that they are trapped in the wrong body. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
852 So, what kind of love life did you expect with no back seat? 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
853 I feel I'm not in control of where I want to go... 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
854 Frankly, I would call this an uber-reaction. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
855 How long have you felt this lack of direction? 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
856 I charge per person, how many of you clowns you got in there? 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
857 Well, if you hate being stuffed with clowns, then it's time to take a long hard look at why you work for the circus in the first place. 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
858 Buying fuzzy dice will only remind you of him. 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
859 We've actually been seeing a lot of self-driving cars with abandonment issues lately. 1.3500 0.06439 80 56 20 4
860 Tell me more about the nightmare you had, the one about nocturnal emissions. 1.3500 0.06913 80 58 16 6
861 Just getting here is a big step. 1.3500 0.07138 80 59 14 7
862 Forgot to ask, do you need validation? 1.3500 0.06913 80 58 16 6
863 I just don't think I'm that smart. 1.3500 0.06913 80 58 16 6
864 It feels like I'm on auto-pilot most of the time. 1.3500 0.07138 80 59 14 7
865 And now you feel you've been violated by these clowns. 1.3500 0.07138 80 59 14 7
866 How old were you when your parents finally told you you weren't a Porsche? 1.3500 0.07568 80 61 10 9
867 My meter is running, whether you say anything, or not. 1.3500 0.07356 80 60 12 8
868 Sorry, I don't take Geico. 1.3500 0.06913 80 58 16 6
869 When did you first dream that your mother was a Beetle? 1.3500 0.06913 80 58 16 6
870 So tell me about your performance anxiety... 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
871 How old were you when you had your first nocturnal transmission? 1.3462 0.07705 78 60 9 9
872 Tell me about your relationship with your mechanic. 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
873 I'll have to charge you double. You are exhausting! 1.3462 0.07486 78 59 11 8
874 That's true. Life is a Highway. 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
875 Tell me more about your memories of being a toaster. 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
876 Can you suppress your ego, and be self driven? 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
877 It sounds to me like you're running on empty 1.3462 0.06276 78 54 21 3
878 As smart as you are, we still don't know what's driving you. 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
879 I feel like there's a convertible trapped inside my body. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
880 How long have you had these feelings of predestination? 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
881 You've got to think of it as just a bump in the road. 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
882 Why not re-frame this as "driver-free" instead of "driverless?" 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
883 It sounds like you don't have enough outlets. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
884 Well, why do you think you feel empty inside? 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
885 And how long have you had this issue with auto-eroticism? 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
886 If you are so smart ,why are you here? 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
887 Maybe your mother did say you looked like a toaster, but that isn't who you are on the inside. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
888 You say that you lost your drive. Let's explore that. 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
889 Sometimes I feel like I'm not in control of my own actions. 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
890 "It's hard to live up to expectations when you're told you're a smart car your whole life". 1.3462 0.07486 78 59 11 8
891 So what do you think this dream of having a driver means? 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
892 Your Oil Blot test is causing me some concern. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
893 When did you stop feeling smart? 1.3462 0.07705 78 60 9 9
894 My specialty is auto-immune disease. 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
895 Well, let me tell you what Freud says about fire engine dreams 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
896 Do you mind turning around so I don't have to look at your Smart ass? 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
897 So tell me, what drives you? 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
898 You have to decide whether you want to go forward or backward before I can help. 1.3462 0.06276 78 54 21 3
899 Remember...size is not that important. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
900 Tell me more about your motherboard. 1.3462 0.06276 78 54 21 3
901 So it was only the term "self driving" that made you realize you had no self? 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
902 She said she needed a brake 1.3462 0.07486 78 59 11 8
903 Now, why don't we back up and start from the beginning. 1.3462 0.06276 78 54 21 3
904 I feel so used. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
905 Have you considered that being so self driven is the reason you feel empty inside? 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
906 Normally my patients complain they want MORE autonomy. 1.3462 0.06276 78 54 21 3
907 Well, the meter's up. We'll have to stop for today. 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
908 Have you tried telling them where you want to go? 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
909 Well you wanted a shrink, didn't you? 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
910 You're smart, yes, but we're talking about your feelings. 1.3462 0.06276 78 54 21 3
911 I'm going to recommend some light reading. Pick up a copy of "The Little Engine That Could". 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
912 I've been having the car wash dream again. 1.3462 0.07705 78 60 9 9
913 I'm feeling used . . . 1.3457 0.07487 81 62 10 9
914 Let me just say that this was a great first session. While I knew you're a self-driving car, I didn't know that you are also so self-aware. 1.3418 0.07181 79 59 13 7
915 Why do you think you lack direction? 1.3418 0.06467 79 56 19 4
916 And what did you suppose some couples would do in the back of driverless cars? 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
917 When you say you lost direction, do you mean philosophically or physically? 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
918 And you think that if you had a driver, that feeling might go away? 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
919 And how did that make you feel when your own father cut you off? 1.3377 0.07304 77 58 12 7
920 Your clutch feels depressed, causing a lack of drive. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
921 Really, your performance anxiety is nothing that can't be remedied by a good lube. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
922 This is normal. Many transmotives have second thoughts about gear reassignment surgery. Removing your stick shift is a big step... 1.3377 0.07304 77 58 12 7
923 So, you're saying that you have a fear of being stuffed with clowns. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
924 So smart cars really DO dream of electric sheep? 1.3377 0.07534 77 59 10 8
925 We sometimes refer to this as the 'Oedipus Wreck' complex. 1.3377 0.07304 77 58 12 7
926 You probably need to recharge. 1.3377 0.06022 77 53 22 2
927 Sometimes I feel like my life is on autopilot. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
928 What would happen if, this week, you broke one of the rules? 1.3377 0.07304 77 58 12 7
929 You're obviously driven. 1.3377 0.07304 77 58 12 7
930 So who's driving you crazy? 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
931 So you look like a toaster, get over it 1.3377 0.07304 77 58 12 7
932 When did you first suspect there is no free will? 1.3377 0.06022 77 53 22 2
933 So how did you feel when the other cars compared you to a Cuisinart? 1.3377 0.07304 77 58 12 7
934 So, you told him you didn't need him anymore in that way and he left you for a bus? 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
935 I charge by the mile. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
936 You have demonstrated incredible self-control. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
937 I would recommend some time to just recharge your batteries. 1.3377 0.07304 77 58 12 7
938 You feel like there is someone inside of you yearning to get out ? 1.3377 0.07534 77 59 10 8
939 So, you don't feel driven? 1.3377 0.06022 77 53 22 2
940 You want someone else to take control - Let's explore that feeling. 1.3377 0.07534 77 59 10 8
941 So you are concerned that size matters? 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
942 You say she named you "Brad," she loved you, and then she totaled you? 1.3377 0.07975 77 61 6 10
943 You'll find your way soon enough. 1.3377 0.07304 77 58 12 7
944 And have you told your owner about the voices? 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
945 Seeing as your mother was a toaster and your father was a car, it seems understandable that you want to eject your driver. 1.3377 0.07758 77 60 8 9
946 So when did you decide to cheat on emissions? 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
947 After years in the field, she'd heard it all. To Dr. Johansson this was just another Saab story. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
948 How did you get up the elevator? 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
949 It's normal to feel anxious when your battery is low or when you're driven near a large group of clowns. 1.3333 0.07223 78 59 12 7
950 But are you an emotionally smart car? 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
951 She always said "Size doesn't matter",but she left me for a Tesla. 1.3333 0.07223 78 59 12 7
952 Drive to the store. Take me to work. Pick the kids up from school. I just can't take the demands anymore! 1.3333 0.07661 72 55 10 7
953 I'd like to start seeing you twice a week. Please keep in mind there is a $50 Peak Hour surcharge after 2 pm. 1.3333 0.07223 78 59 12 7
954 You got on the couch. If you're so smart, you can figure out how to get off the couch. 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
955 Consider yourself lucky. The patient before you was a roomba. 1.3291 0.07143 79 60 12 7
956 Sometimes a parking meter is just a parking meter. 1.3291 0.07584 79 62 8 9
957 How long has it been since you lost your drive? 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
958 You are not a Tesla, so get over it. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
959 What makes you think your mother had an affair with a toaster? 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
960 Your father loved you Carl. Ambulances flee, that's what they do. 1.3289 0.07583 76 59 9 8
961 And that's when she left with an Uber? 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
962 The patient-therapist relationship would be improved if you weren't looking at me through your rearview mirror. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
963 I think it's Uber anxiety. 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
964 It's because you lack direction. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
965 I'm putting you on a lithium battery to help deal with your self-destructive tendencies. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
966 Sometimes I get the urge to just drive off a bridge. 1.3289 0.07583 76 59 9 8
967 You can't be exhausted, you're an electric car. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
968 When did you stop feeling autonomous? 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
969 But you're independent and self-driving. You don't need anyone else! 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
970 Your problem is you drive yourself too hard. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
971 Well, I think your brake pedal may be depressed. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
972 So, what happens in the dream after the driverless Police car pulls you over? 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
973 I see, you don't have any idea what's driving you. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
974 It's OK. You don't have to be driven. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
975 How long have you felt directionless? 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
976 I know, I know, you're passionate. You're just not driven. 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
977 Cruise control is not a long term solution. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
978 I absolutely understand, there is a lot of pressure living up to the expectations of being a Smart Car. 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
979 Let's talk about what's driving your autoeroticsm. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
980 So when did you first notice you losing your drive. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
981 My assistant can validate your parking when you leave. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
982 So you're feeling like your life is in Autopilot? 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
983 So are you saying your not driven? 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
984 So you've felt strangely empty since you gained your autonomy? 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
985 I have a panic attack every tine I hear "Send in the Clowns." 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
986 At some point you're going to have to decide for yourself where you are going. 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
987 I think you just need a good night's charge 1.3289 0.06037 76 53 21 2
988 So you blame your mother for being self-driven? 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
989 Tell me about your child seat. 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
990 It's okay if you can't recall your last recall. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
991 ... and when someone touches your steering wheel, how does that make you feel? 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
992 Any chance I can get a lift uptown? 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
993 Have you ever felt driven? 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
994 You feel your true self lacks direction? 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
995 How long have you had this empty feeling inside? 1.3288 0.06486 73 52 18 3
996 So, how long you been tooting your own horn? 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
997 Why do you think it is so important to you to be a "Smart" Car? 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
998 So you feel you've lost your drive. 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
999 What makes you think they don't believe you're smart? 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
1000 And when was the first time you noticed that you didn't have gas? 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
1001 I think you're misguided. 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
1002 Autonomous? But you've always been so driven. 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1003 If you're going to self-drive, you should probably avoid self-medicating. 1.3243 0.07479 74 57 10 7
1004 I just can't do an analysis AND an oil change in just one hour. 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
1005 I'm self-driving, doc, but am I truly autonomous? 1.3243 0.07723 74 58 8 8
1006 The problem is, I can't tell whether I'm coming or going. 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
1007 Tesla, Tesla, Tesla - that's all they talk about! 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1008 I still don't know how I got here. 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1009 Tell me about these car dreams where no one is driving. 1.3243 0.07479 74 57 10 7
1010 I have this terrible fear of clowns. 1.3243 0.07723 74 58 8 8
1011 You're driving yourself again. No wonder you're back in therapy. 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
1012 Tell me about your motor and father. 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1013 Tell me more about your uber-bearing mother. 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
1014 And how old were you when you started the working the streets? 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
1015 I just want someone to see me as something other than "smart" 1.3243 0.07479 74 57 10 7
1016 I know you are self-driving, but there's no shame in asking for directions! 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
1017 So, sometimes you feel like a driver-less child? 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1018 We're not going to get anywhere if you don't turn around--the headlights are the window to the soul, you know. 1.3243 0.07479 74 57 10 7
1019 Have engineers always turned you on? 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1020 I can't get started 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1021 Sorry I'm late - Couldn't find a place to park! 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
1022 Sure you're smarter than everyone else, but that doesn't always give you the right of way. 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1023 How are you fueling today? 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1024 Well, yes, but in your case bipolar is completely normal. 1.3243 0.07479 74 57 10 7
1025 I just haven't felt the same since all those clowns left me. 1.3243 0.07479 74 57 10 7
1026 I suspect you are driving yourself crazy. 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1027 I agree, having 27 clowns packed inside you would be very stressful. 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1028 We first need to get past your preoccupation with how I charge. 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
1029 .. but you're a rare example of being self-driven without any motivation.. 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
1030 Is your meter running too? 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1031 You have all the signs of mechanic depression. 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
1032 So, voices from outer space are telling when to turn? 1.3243 0.07479 74 57 10 7
1033 How long have you felt empty inside? 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
1034 I see a scared little car who's self-driving and has no clue where he wants to go. 1.3243 0.07479 74 57 10 7
1035 No, in your case, it's not narcissistic to turn yourself on. 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
1036 You compensate by being smart. 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
1037 Believing you're "driving yourself crazy" may be the first sign that you are becoming self-aware. 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1038 So when the other cars called you toaster, how did that make you feel? 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
1039 What sort of envy? 1.3243 0.07479 74 57 10 7
1040 When did you first feel that you were the smartest car in the room? 1.3243 0.07723 74 58 8 8
1041 Maybe winning the Indianapolis 500 is not a realistic goal. 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
1042 It's like I can't turn off my inner sensor. 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
1043 He drinks. I drive. 1.3243 0.07479 74 57 10 7
1044 I just can't help feeling depreciated all the time. 1.3243 0.07479 74 57 10 7
1045 I don't care if you're all in there together; I still charge by the clown. 1.3243 0.07479 74 57 10 7
1046 I don't think it is actually God's voice you're hearing telling you where to go. 1.3243 0.07479 74 57 10 7
1047 I said "Be your superego", not super Yugo. 1.3243 0.07479 74 57 10 7
1048 Have you filed a missing persons report. 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1049 But you have to want to change lanes. 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
1050 Yes, I would say that a smart car that doesn't believe in global warming qualifies as an existential crisis. 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1051 Does there have to be a destination? 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1052 Back up a second... What is driving you? 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1053 Can you tell me when your desire of having a stick shift began? 1.3243 0.07479 74 57 10 7
1054 You are perfectly normal. Small cars have small sticks. 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
1055 How can you know how it feels to have fourteen clowns inside you at once? 1.3243 0.07479 74 57 10 7
1056 SUVs get recalled, too. 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
1057 Do you have any other auto-immune symptoms? 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1058 I just don't seem to fit in. All my friends have drivers. 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1059 When did you first sense that you aren't in control of your life? 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1060 I've lost my drive. 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
1061 You don't need a licensed professional anymore. 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
1062 I just feel like I've lost what little drive I had. 1.3243 0.07479 74 57 10 7
1063 So, what DOES drive you? 1.3243 0.07479 74 57 10 7
1064 You'll just have to learn to ignore that little voice inside of you. 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
1065 Let's increase your lithium battery voltage to reduce those road rage incidents. 1.3243 0.07479 74 57 10 7
1066 I'm uber depressed. 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1067 Tell me again about how you were viciously attacked by a horde of clowns. 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1068 I lost my sex drive. 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
1069 I don't care if you are a big-time low carbon footprint celebrity, you still have to wipe your tires before you sit on my couch. 1.3243 0.07479 74 57 10 7
1070 So you prefer "driver-free", rather than "driver-less"? 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
1071 I should warn you, I bill by the mile. 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1072 So how long have you felt lost, without direction? 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1073 Please tell me again about the back seat drivers? 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1074 And do you still feel as though you're just being used to get from Point A to Point B? 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
1075 I just wish the other cars would take me seriously. I'm a Smart Car, too. 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1076 I'm a psychiatrist. If you've got gas, you should see a medical doctor. 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1077 "Self-driving" doesn't mean self-actualized. I'll see you again next week? 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
1078 And how does that make you steer? 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
1079 How often do you feel steered in the wrong direction? 1.3243 0.06117 74 52 20 2
1080 I charge by the hour, not by the mile. 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1081 I feel like nothing is driving me. 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
1082 Ever get the feeling like you can never really unplug? 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
1083 What's wrong with being the smart one? 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
1084 It must be very difficult having such an overbearing GPS. 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1085 Just to let you know, my meter is now running. 1.3200 0.07143 75 57 12 6
1086 Sometimes we all feel that we have no sense of direction... 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
1087 It seems you are driving yourself too hard. 1.3200 0.07391 75 58 10 7
1088 Could my newfound self-control be driving him away? 1.3200 0.07143 75 57 12 6
1089 What brought me here? Apple Maps. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1090 I understand your concern, Morris, but at some point, size does matter. 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
1091 Let's begin by discussing what's driving you 1.3200 0.06342 75 54 18 3
1092 I don't want to see him but there are only so many charging stations. 1.3200 0.07143 75 57 12 6
1093 Well yes, in some cases, size does matter. 1.3200 0.07391 75 58 10 7
1094 I'm going to prescribe you some Ethanol 1.3200 0.06342 75 54 18 3
1095 I don't feel like Siri listens to me anymore. 1.3200 0.07631 75 59 8 8
1096 I always feel lost. 1.3158 0.07305 76 59 10 7
1097 But I keep asking myself am I really autonomous 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1098 Road rage is often caused by Prius Envy. 1.3151 0.07524 73 57 9 7
1099 I never said you lacked drive ... just a driver. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1100 No, hybrid is not same as bi-polar. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1101 Sorry, but sex drive and self-drive are two different issues. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1102 It's my mother-in-law. She's a back seat driver. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1103 I think it will take several sessions to treat your autoeroticism. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1104 Yes Doc, I fear clowns. 1.3151 0.07773 73 58 7 8
1105 Your auto-immune system's not at fault. It's the emotional baggage you carry. 1.3151 0.07524 73 57 9 7
1106 Lets start with your earliest beta software release memories. 1.3151 0.06130 73 52 19 2
1107 A hybrid personality is not necessarily a negative. 1.3151 0.05812 73 51 21 1
1108 You're having issues with autonomy? 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1109 Driverless cars often feel empty. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1110 Now let's back up a little farther... a little farther... a little farther... 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1111 Fitting in shouldn't be such an issue. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1112 Are you sure you haven't already seen a shrink? 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1113 To progress, we must analyze your autoerotic dreams. 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1114 You just need someone to plug you in at night. 1.3151 0.07524 73 57 9 7
1115 When they laughed at your crank shaft, how did that make you feel? 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1116 I know it is hard to be self-driven all the time 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1117 How long have you had this desire to go your own way? 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1118 I'm driving me crazy!!! 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1119 Of course you're ambivalent, you're a hybrid. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1120 Have you tried counting to five before honking? 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1121 You have a right to feel that way about people who don't use their turn signal. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1122 Of course my meter is running. Yours? 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1123 Take all the time you need. My meter's running, so to speak. 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1124 But whatever made you think you were compatible with a Tesla to begin with? 1.3151 0.07524 73 57 9 7
1125 Let's explore what drives you. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1126 And, in the dream, what are the big SUVs saying about you? 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1127 It doesn't matter that all of the other cars have drivers. You can still be happy. 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1128 So you feel like you have a screw loose? 1.3151 0.08014 73 59 5 9
1129 I could have done so much more with my life. I mean, I'm a RENTAL. 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1130 Freud never wrote about steering-wheel envy. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1131 I just miss that human touch on my steering wheel 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1132 Why are you stalling? 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1133 It's normal to feel a loss of control. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1134 Why do you believe you drive yourself too hard? 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1135 You have stereotypic movement disorder as well as being mechanic depressive. 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1136 So when did this breakup with the 20 clowns occur? 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1137 And in what way are people driving you crazy? 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1138 Our time is almost up; can you go a little faster? 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1139 Let's continue with your issue of control. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1140 Do you have control issues? 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1141 Let's revisit the statement you've made about your parents...what did you mean by them having a Checkered past? 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1142 When did you realise you'd lost your driver? 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1143 So would you say that your mother wasn't running on all cylinders? 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1144 I see. You need more space. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1145 So you feel your problems all stem from lack of guidance? 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1146 How did it make you feel being the smallest in your class? 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1147 What so upsets you about the slogan 'size matters?' 1.3151 0.07524 73 57 9 7
1148 Yes, you're sending mixed signals, but that's not uncommon for hybrids; it's how you're wired. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1149 I'm starting to feel like no one's in the driver's seat. 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1150 Wait...you honked...because, you were horny? 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1151 It's not about your passengers. It's about you. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1152 When did you first start getting fixations about clowns? 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1153 I feel like no one ever asks me where I want to go. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1154 Driverless doesn't mean empty 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1155 you're not writing me a ticket, are you? 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1156 What you're experiencing is known to humans as 'road rage.' 1.3151 0.07524 73 57 9 7
1157 So tell me, why do you think of your intelligence as being artificial? 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1158 Feel free to let the conversation take us wherever you like. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1159 No, you don't have multiple personalities. Those are clowns. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1160 "'Ubered' is not a recognized medical condition at this time". 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1161 Let's discuss your fear of finding yourself lost. 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1162 I just have no drive. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1163 It's always the same, they come and go, use me for one thing. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1164 My boss at Google continues to micromanage my every move. 1.3151 0.07524 73 57 9 7
1165 Sometimes I feel there's no one in the driver's seat. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1166 How does it make you feel when they say that size does matter? 1.3151 0.07524 73 57 9 7
1167 I thought you’d be open to taking Lithium. 1.3151 0.07524 73 57 9 7
1168 Have you always felt depreciated? 1.3151 0.07773 73 58 7 8
1169 Sometimes, Monica, a tunnel is just a tunnel. 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1170 I understand that you have problems with validation. 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1171 So, you feel empty on the inside? 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1172 Tell me why you feel you cannot go forward? 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1173 I can't believe you had trouble finding my office. 1.3151 0.06130 73 52 19 2
1174 So, your brother is an SUV. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1175 So, you don't feel as driven as you used to be? 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1176 At this stage in life, you really should be self-driving. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1177 I wouldn't worry about size. You have a big battery. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1178 What kind of body issues? 1.3151 0.05812 73 51 21 1
1179 I think you've been driving yourself too hard. 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1180 And when did you start to feel you were gaining self-control? 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1181 It's not the end of the world to be single at 100,000 miles. 1.3151 0.06130 73 52 19 2
1182 My insurance won't cover this? 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1183 He just sits there while I do all the work. 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1184 Do you feel like you're finally gaining self-control? 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1185 Seriously, Mr. Logan. Get out of the car. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1186 Clowns trigger your feelings of inadequacy. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1187 So, you're feeling used? 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1188 How did you find me? 1.3151 0.07524 73 57 9 7
1189 Well, it is natural to sometimes feel the need to be steered in the right direction. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1190 I just don't feel smart 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1191 I'm driving myself insane. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1192 Have you considered that you just might be too self-driven? 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
1193 Your time has expired. I am only writing a warning. 1.3108 0.07916 74 60 5 9
1194 I don't know, doctor, maybe I drive myself too hard. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1195 You say you don't feel driven? 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1196 I wouldn't call it an obsession, but I can't stop Googling myself. 1.3099 0.07396 71 55 10 6
1197 Its the driver inside you I really want to know. 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1198 I couldn't even make it out of the driveway this morning. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1199 Now, it's time to focus on areas outside your control. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1200 I know it's supposed to be about the journey, but just once I'd like to choose the destination. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1201 You were rear-ended. It's not really your fault. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1202 I dunno...I just feel so empty inside. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1203 Sometimes you need to let someone else take the wheel. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1204 You're having driver-separation issues. 1.3056 0.07568 72 57 8 7
1205 So you're saying that you don't feel very driven? 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1206 I just feel like I'm not going anywhere. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1207 I just can't get over Tesla; she had the best set of headlights. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1208 Why do you think you lost the will to self-drive? 1.3056 0.07822 72 58 6 8
1209 I wouldn't worry; many of us develop a fear of clowns during election years. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1210 I try to just roll with it, but I keep running into these roadblocks. 1.3056 0.07568 72 57 8 7
1211 Doctor, do you think size matters? 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1212 I always wanted to be a toaster. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1213 I dunno Doc, lately I feel like I lack drive. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1214 He left you for a new model? 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1215 What are you afraid of? You got on the couch without a driver. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1216 Are you self-driven? 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1217 You're suffering from an extreme case of emission control. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1218 When did you first suspect your wife was having an affair with a Tesla? 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1219 How long have you been feeling less than Uber? 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1220 So, tell me about not feeling as driven as you'd like ... 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1221 This won't work if you just stay on auto-pilot. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1222 The fact is that premature oil leaks happen at a certain age. It's nothing to be ashamed of... 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1223 Are those nightmares about human drivers coming back again? 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1224 I know I shouldn't have reacted, but my mother was from Detroit too. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1225 It seems you're suffering from exhaustion. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1226 And what do you feel is the correlation of your being self-driven and your fear of failure? 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1227 I just feel so undriven 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1228 I feel as if I'm too self-driven. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1229 When did you first experience this compulsion to drive yourself? 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1230 I've lost all my self-drive. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1231 So, how do you feel when the other cars don't obey the rules? 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1232 So, you feel like you're being driven crazy and there's nobody at the wheel. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1233 I assure you, size is overrated. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1234 I couldn't help myself! I just drove her away! 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1235 Even with the red light on top, everyone thinks I'm a toaster. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1236 But where are the clowns? There ought to be clowns. Quick, send in the clowns. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1237 You're not lazy, you just lack drive. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1238 If you want to take a minute, I'll stop the meter. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1239 Let's concentrate today on your road rage. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1240 Interesting- why do you think you are driving yourself crazy? 1.3056 0.07568 72 57 8 7
1241 Not at all; sedan-envy is quite common. 1.3056 0.07822 72 58 6 8
1242 When did you first realize you identify more as a Hummer? 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1243 Why don't you tell me how you really fuel. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1244 I don't think it's a matter of your oil "wanting" to change... 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1245 We left off last week on your feelings of emptiness. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1246 And how does being driverless make you feel? 1.3056 0.07568 72 57 8 7
1247 Next week let’s see if we can’t work on rolling down the windows a bit. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1248 'It sounds like you've spent too long in the fast lane' 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1249 You got here by yourself. You can get better by yourself. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1250 "I'm sure you've heard that size isn't everything". 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1251 When did you begin to feel empty inside? 1.3056 0.07568 72 57 8 7
1252 There is nothing to be ashamed about. Small is always...comical...I meant to say, economical. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1253 I have the drive -- I just don't know where I'm going. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1254 I think we still need to tackle your clown phobia 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1255 The summer I turned twelve. I knew. I just knew I wasn’t gas. I was electric. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1256 You may just be driving yourself too hard. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1257 I just don't feel plugged in anymore 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1258 You say you've lost all sense of direction? 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1259 I feel like an SUV stuck in a compact's body. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1260 How long have you had these control issues? 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1261 Perhaps it's being on auto-pilot that leaves you feeling empty. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1262 I don't know Doctor I just feel like she's calling me small for other reasons. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1263 Stuck in neutral isn't sexual, it's a transmission problem. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1264 Look at this way - stupid cars don't need therapy. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1265 So, you think you might be a toaster? 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1266 Tell me why you think size matters. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
1267 At home, I'm not allowed on the furniture. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1268 Your constant desire to be alone makes me think you have an auto immune disorder. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1269 I miss being steered. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1270 The next guy who says 'Open the pod bay door, Hal' is going for a long ride to Nowheresville. 1.3056 0.07822 72 58 6 8
1271 It's non-directive therapy, so you should still use turn signals. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
1272 A small tailpipe is attractive to many passengers. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1273 Underneath, I just knew I was meant to be a toaster. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1274 In your case, unfortunately, size does matter. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1275 When were you first told you had to use the bathroom designated for toasters? 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1276 Sadness is normal, but the oil spot will cost you extra. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1277 Sometimes a gasoline nozzle is just a gasoline nozzle 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1278 So when did things start going downhill? 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1279 I'm not going to validate you. 1.3056 0.07822 72 58 6 8
1280 But you are a Smart Car! 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1281 Only you can drive yourself. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1282 Did you have these thoughts of aggressive driving before your last software update? 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1283 So you're tired of empty pick-ups? 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1284 Just tell people you're smart. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1285 Just because dogs chase you doesn't mean they don't like you. 1.3056 0.07568 72 57 8 7
1286 I've lost all direction in my life. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1287 Were you able to get here by yourself? 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1288 It's the concept of 'self' that's driving me nuts. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1289 What drove you to make that wrong turn? 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1290 By picking up strange women and taking them home each night, do you FEEL like a Smart Car? 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1291 Well, sometimes we all feel we could use a little more horsepower. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
1292 Let us analyze the parallelism between your 'self-driven' nature and feelings of grandiosity 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1293 Sorry, our time is up--Hit the road. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1294 It's like my whole life I've been headed in the wrong direction, you know? 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1295 I think I see what's causing your stress. You're way too driven. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1296 When did you first realize that you had no driver? 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1297 I think I need more direction in my life. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1298 You weren't "abandoned". You are driverless. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1299 ...wait, that IS a significant point. How many clowns come out before you actually wake up? 1.3056 0.07568 72 57 8 7
1300 You say you're Uber sad and need a little Lyft? 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1301 Yes, but you're such a smart car. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1302 Could you perhaps be driving yourself crazy? 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1303 We need to move beyond this whole size issue. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1304 Sorry....Freudian Slip......I meant do ask "Did you love your muffler?" 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1305 Strange that you should have a fear of clowns 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1306 I have been feeling a little empty inside. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1307 These voices inside you, are they saying, 'That's not where I want to go?' 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1308 My parents' gas was a continual embarrassment to me. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1309 You may call it "just parking," but it's still going to cost you $150.00 per hour. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1310 So, how does it make you feel when the other cars call you a toaster? 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1311 Yes, I understand how you feel, but self-aware and self-drive are just not the same thing. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1312 And how's your relationship with your motor? 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1313 The pope still loves you. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1314 You're just being uber-sensitive. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1315 So, you question your sexuality because you enjoy lube jobs. 1.3056 0.07822 72 58 6 8
1316 I think you have some control issues. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1317 I'm afraid, in this case, size matters. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1318 I get it. My meter's running too. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1319 Please stop tooting your own horn! 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1320 Napoleon was a little guy too. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1321 Ok, you know your mother is a sedan. What makes you think your father is a toaster? 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1322 Your problem is you've got a textbook case of Uber envy. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1323 From what I'm hearing, you seem to be stuck in neutral. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1324 Clearly, you have control issues. 1.3000 0.07435 70 55 9 6
1325 You may identify as a Lamborghini, but people will always hail you as a cab 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
1326 It's natural to crave validation. Parking in the lot downstairs is almost $50 without it. 1.3000 0.07973 70 57 5 8
1327 Just learning Italian won't make you into a Maserati. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
1328 The belief that you have more than one personality is actually not uncommon. That they're all clowns is a little more disturbing. 1.2958 0.07611 71 57 7 7
1329 "How long have you been feeling empty inside"? 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1330 I just feel like I'm being driven by a need to please everyone but myself. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1331 It's perfectly normal to fantasize about a demolition derby. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1332 What does turn you on? 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1333 Sounds like you've been driving yourself awfully hard lately. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1334 I'm just not as driven as I used to be. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
1335 Please tell me why you're not confident driving on your own. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1336 I've made arrangements for someone to drive you home. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1337 Experimenting as a hybrid in college is normal. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1338 Having a teeny weeny uber is nothing to be ashamed of. 1.2958 0.07611 71 57 7 7
1339 Your struggle for autonomy should not be driving you crazy. 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
1340 Sometimes I feel like I'm spinning my wheels here 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1341 Wait, you really thought you were in control the whole time? 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
1342 You're not too small to be self-driven. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1343 I could hear better if you open the windows. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
1344 I feel like I have lost my sense of direction. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
1345 You feel you have the soul of clown-car, but you were born to a family of humorless hybrids. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1346 Say more about feeling driven. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1347 Maybe you charge by the mile, but I charge by the hour. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1348 And why do you think your emotions are on auto-pilot? 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1349 It just feels like there's no one behind the wheel. 1.2958 0.07611 71 57 7 7
1350 No, no; you won't become a Liberal if you keep turning left. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1351 It's called autopus complex. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1352 Unfortunately only the receptionist can validate. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1353 Tell me - where did the driver touch you on your steering wheel? 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
1354 Mmm, That's interesting! Is there any particular time of the day when these emissions occur? 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1355 Receiving directions from an unseen God -- care to expand on that? 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1356 So why do you feel you must always be in control? 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
1357 No, I don't think you have a problem with self-control... 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
1358 Everyone's always asking "What drives you?" and I just don't know. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
1359 Please be honest. Have you experimented with auto-eroticism? 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
1360 So how long have you been having these auto-erotic dreams? 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
1361 You say you know where to go, but it's the "why" you are struggling with? 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
1362 It's a just a mild case of road rage, and you've driven yourself to it. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1363 What makes you think you lack drive? 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1364 It's not always about size. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1365 Even if no one recognizes you anymore, at least YOU know you were the Popemobile, at least for a little while. 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
1366 I just don't feel like a smart car! 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1367 How long have you had these feelings? You are the third case of Prius envy I've seen this month! 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1368 Have you tried CarMatch.com? 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
1369 What about this flashing problem? 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1370 When you were marketed as a pre-owned car, how did that make you feel...used? 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1371 Do you feel you were neglected when you were a concept? 1.2958 0.07611 71 57 7 7
1372 You are on your own, now. I know it is hard. 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
1373 You have to accept the fact that you can't go anywhere you want. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1374 How long have you self-identified as a van? 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1375 It seems to me that you've been driving yourself crazy. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1376 Talk about your erratic behavior, lane changes and so on. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1377 Thanks for seeing me, I didn't know where to turn to. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1378 And what makes you feel that the other cars are "smarter" than you are? 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1379 If you keep worrying about your size you'll just drive yourself crazy. 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
1380 Sure, size matters. Get over it! 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1381 Look me in the eye and tell me and not with your back-up camera. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1382 Go on, explain why you don't feel like you are in control. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1383 And how does being called 'driverless' make you feel? 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1384 What makes you think you're the world's FIRST self-loathing car? 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1385 I disagree, flashing your hazard lights is clearly a cry for help. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
1386 Charged-up you feel powerless and gassed-up you feel guilty? 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
1387 And why is it so important that you do all the driving? 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1388 You say you're afraid of clowns, but has it occurred to you that you're enabling them? 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1389 Issues of self control are common. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1390 There is this little voice inside my head telling me what to do - like I'm not in control of where my life is going. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1391 I admit I am a little self driven. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1392 Tell your insurance carrier we don't provide estimates. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1393 Do you ever feel like no one is behind the wheel? 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1394 Did you think cheating on the emissions tests would change your feelings of inadequacy? 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1395 So, you feel hypocritical when people refer to you as smart... 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
1396 I can't even commit to picking someone up. 1.2958 0.07611 71 57 7 7
1397 There's nothing to be ashamed of. Driving yourself is a perfectly natural urge. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1398 First, let me explain how auto-pay works. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1399 Size isn't important. It's the sensitivity and touch you display when navigating the curves. 1.2958 0.07611 71 57 7 7
1400 And do YOU think you're too little to drive by yourself? 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1401 I think I know your problem, you're not driven enough. 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
1402 When someone calls you smart, how does that make you feel? 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1403 Hardly ever anymore. I mean, how long before he trades me in for a newer model? 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1404 Have you considered a career in the circus? 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1405 ...and that was the night I tried gasoline for the first time. 1.2958 0.07611 71 57 7 7
1406 who told you 2 cylinders wasn't enough ? 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1407 And how does that make you fuel? 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
1408 Yes, but sometimes I want to be smart AND sexy. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1409 Are the objects in my mirrors closer than they appear or was that a lie too? 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1410 This 'Google'...does it make you do things you don't want to do? 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1411 And how did that make you feel when the biker passed you? 1.2958 0.07611 71 57 7 7
1412 I just feel like I've come to a fork in the road and don't know which way to turn. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1413 I have a lot of drive but I'm empty inside 1.2958 0.07611 71 57 7 7
1414 I thought you were a smart car. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1415 "...and so what did you feel when they called you a 'dumb toaster' and not a "smart car"? 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1416 Do you miss the touch of warm hands on your steering wheel? 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
1417 I'm learning to take control, but sometimes I still feel like my destiny is out of my hands. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1418 So what make you think you're not hitting on all cylinders? 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1419 It's not really my fault that I cheated on my emissions test. I've been programmed to avoid failure. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1420 So what is it about clowns that makes you so angry? 1.2958 0.07871 71 58 5 8
1421 Okay, so tell me this relationship with your toaster. 1.2958 0.07871 71 58 5 8
1422 So, you are not sure you are a real car? 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1423 That's ok, I think we all feel like we're living on autopilot sometimes. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1424 Are you ashamed of your Yugo ancestors? 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1425 Why do you think it is that you never get to go where you want to go? 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1426 Would it help if I told you that many patients have an unusual fear of clowns? 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
1427 It's ok to honk. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1428 So, basically you feel small and powerless? 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
1429 How do you feel about no more new "Car Talk" episodes on NPR? 1.2958 0.07611 71 57 7 7
1430 You're just driving yourself crazy 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1431 It doesn't mean anything to have a small gearshift. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1432 Before we go any further, Doc, let's get one thing straight -- It's 'pre-owned'... 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
1433 Perhaps you could find work in the toaster field. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1434 I knew I was different the first time I passed gas. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1435 I need guidance. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
1436 Why do YOU think no one wants to drive you? 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1437 Don;t be too hard on yourself. Its hard to be self-driven all the time. 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
1438 I think I'm going to put you on high-test for a while. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1439 Personally, I think your much more self-driven than Tesla. 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
1440 I find that not being able to find a charging station is a common theme for dreams. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1441 I'd like to give you an oil blot test . . . 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1442 When do you feel you started losing your drive? 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
1443 Being autonomous doesn't mean you have to drive yourself crazy. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1444 How often did your father beep? 1.2958 0.07611 71 57 7 7
1445 It happens to all cars... sometimes you just need a jump. 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
1446 It's OK; lots of cars are coming out as electric these days. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1447 I'm sorry, I don't recall. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1448 It's time to let your inner clowns out. 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1449 It's not easy being green. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1450 I just can't find any direction in my life 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1451 You have to understand that the Armadillo wasen't your fault. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1452 Actually, self-loathing is a common defect in your model-year. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1453 So, what really drives you? 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1454 And exactly what color do you want to trans to? 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1455 And finally I said, "Fine, you drive!" 1.2917 0.07516 72 58 7 7
1456 I'm recalculating. 1.2899 0.07473 69 55 8 6
1457 The pressure to squeeze myself into ever-smaller parking spaces is relentless. They never ask me what I want. What I need. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1458 Being smart has nothing to do with emotional intelligence. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1459 Consider taking some time to recharge, you seem extremely tired 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1460 You seem exhausted. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1461 I'm afraid the parking meter is telling us time's up. 1.2857 0.07653 70 57 6 7
1462 You are clearly very driven. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1463 You're in the wrong office for auto-immune disease 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1464 You go ahead and steer the conversation 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
1465 I just feel I have to do everything myself these days. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1466 These are classic symptoms of Tesla Envy. 1.2857 0.07653 70 57 6 7
1467 When he lifts my hood in public, I feel so exposed. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
1468 It doesn't matter what the rental companies say, you don't have to act mid-size. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1469 Now imagine yourself with an air foil and racing stripes. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
1470 What happened to the kid inside you? 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1471 Purpose and direction will become clearer after your car mitzvah. 1.2857 0.07653 70 57 6 7
1472 And when did you begin to lose this sense of self-drive? 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1473 What about going where I want to go for a change? 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1474 Tell me about your relationship with your motherboard. 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1475 I keep having that dream again... the one where I'm a big 18-wheeler running over Volkswagen Beetles. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1476 What do you think makes you feel so self-driven? 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1477 ....And why do you feel you can't make it in the fast lane? 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1478 And when did you first have this feeling of being lost? 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1479 How long have you been feeling out of control? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1480 I think we're going to have to look under the hood. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1481 So your mother was a gas guzzler? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1482 You have an unhealthy obsession with your motherboard. 1.2857 0.07653 70 57 6 7
1483 Let's discuss why you think the phone isn't so smart. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1484 Acceleration is overrated. 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1485 It seems you are self-driving everyone you love away from you. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1486 I don't have the drive anymore. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1487 Your father was a toaster. Deal with it! 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1488 And when did you first hear the expression " size matters" ? 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1489 Let focus on the self part of self-driving. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1490 And how does it make you feel when they call you a toaster. 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1491 You don't have to feel guilty about being a smart car. 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1492 So, you're not feeling as smart as everyone says you are? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1493 Let someone else take the wheel... that should reduce your stress. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1494 My mother was a stretch limo and my father was a Mini-Cooper and as if that weren't enough, I've been struggling with transfender issues all my life, doc... 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1495 Yes, I called you a cab. How does that make you feel? 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1496 Yes, your lack of direction could be caused by your relationship with your motherboard 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1497 It's very common to be insecure about size, but most drivers care more about good handling. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1498 So tell me about what happened after the price of oil dropped.' 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1499 You haven't lost your drive, you've lost your driver! 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
1500 You need to let the driver be a bigger part of your life. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1501 Sorry, the ticket has already been written. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1502 My advice is to park in the parking space that is consistent with who you are. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1503 How long have you experienced self parking anxiety? 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1504 Ask yourself, "How did I get here?" 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1505 Sometimes creepy clowns are inside you? Tell me more. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1506 So tell me, who drives you crazy? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1507 I see parking was no problem. 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1508 We'll discuss your nocturnal emissions next week. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1509 Some days it feels like noone's in control. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1510 Tell me about your time as a Fisher-Price toy. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1511 Looks like your uber ego needs a lyft 1.2857 0.07653 70 57 6 7
1512 I don't understand. Less gas should be an advantage with the opposite sex. 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1513 So. Another back seat driver dream? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1514 Look, you don't have to let anyone ride you just because you're self-driven. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1515 I always had to be the 'smart' one. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1516 I just can't shake this feeling that I should have been a toaster. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1517 Autonomy is hard. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1518 Now, tell me about this dream where you are a Ferrari... 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1519 No one expects you to be perfect — for the next five years. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1520 Well actually, no-I only charge for one hour at a time. You? 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1521 Doc, I'm driving myself crazy out there! 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1522 Was that you or my timer? 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1523 Why do you feel you aren't smart enough? 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1524 There's nothing wrong about your love for a gas guzzler. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1525 For a Smart Car, you sure lack emotional intelligence. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1526 Apathy, lack of energy, fatigue ... it's either depression or you need a new alternator. 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1527 What do mean when you say you feel aimless, less driven? 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1528 When did you first discover you were "Smart"? 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1529 You're obviously a self-driven, smart, car, despite the emptiness. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1530 Congratulations on the autonomous driving; you've come very far. Now tell me more about this voice inside your cabin. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1531 Of course you're tired. You're a car. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1532 Soon as gas prices dropped, she left me for the big guy 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1533 How long have you been having these "hybrid" feelings, as you call them? 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1534 Not everyone's a smart car 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1535 And how does it make you feel when you get mistaken for an extraordinary large toaster? 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1536 Tell me, how did you feel when you were first teased for having small wheels? 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1537 No one understands. I’m really not trying to toot my own horn. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1538 It's natural that they would be very jealous of you and want to do things like blink their lights, honk their horns, swerve close to you, and even bully you because you have all of these marvelous technological advances and you're also very cute. 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1539 When did you first realize you were a hybrid? 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
1540 I think that we should change gears. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1541 We must focus on not looking at life in reverse 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1542 We can’t all be Hummers. 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1543 It's overwhelming having to do everything myself. 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1544 And how long have you been feeling this lack of control? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1545 So you're not driven. There's nothing wrong with that. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1546 Ever feel like someone else is in control? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1547 You're concerned because you're NOT hearing voices? 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1548 You're driving yourself too hard. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1549 Just because you're driverless doesn't mean that nobody likes you. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1550 So, are you afraid the TESLA won't call back? 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1551 Sorry, your time has expired. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1552 And, for how long have you had thoughts of driving yourself? 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1553 It's simple. You're literally driving yourself crazy. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1554 Was the mechanic married? 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1555 If it's any comfort, we all struggle with issues of autonomy. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1556 I'd say it's your issues with autonomy that are driving you crazy. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1557 I can't do it for you, you need to find your own way. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1558 And why do you think it is that you feel so much more self-driven than the other cars you know? 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1559 Hood ornament envy is perfectly natural... Just not correctable. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1560 Yes, I do. But I think you should work on validating your own parking, don't you? 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1561 Be gentle with yourself: running out of gas can happen to even the smartest of cars. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1562 How often do you lose control? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1563 Our time is up. Put another quarter in the meter. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1564 Feeling lost again? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1565 When did you first think you were being controlled by hidden forces ? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1566 He doesn't touch me like he used to. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1567 I'm sensing some resentment that I don't validate parking. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1568 In what way is the sex feeling mechanical? 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
1569 It's time to move past your mother. You're autonomous now. 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
1570 You are just as smart as the others... 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1571 Tell me the first time you rode in real traffic. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1572 Give yourself permission to slow down. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1573 And how did it make you feel when you failed your driving test? 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1574 Why do you think you need a driver? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1575 You just need to recharge, you seem run down. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1576 So, when did your dreams about being used in a James Bond film begin? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1577 Yes, but sometimes a mini is just a Mini... 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1578 But there's no such thing as an accident. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1579 ''Typically, I validate parking. But in your case..." 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1580 Lets get started, shall we? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1581 I'm just an auto with no motive. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1582 And have you tried talking to the Tesla? 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
1583 You know, most of my clients would kill for autonomy. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1584 A feeling of emptiness is common for those who are self-driven. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1585 But studies show higher rates of suicide following hood augmentation! 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1586 But you don't feel smart? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1587 How do your parents feel about you transitioning to a dump truck? 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1588 I haven't been driven lately. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1589 The clock is still running even when you switch off like that. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1590 And how did it feel when he asked you to drive? 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
1591 You're a Ferrari trapped in a Volkswagen's body. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1592 She swore size wasn't an issue--then she left me for a stretch limo. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1593 I think the human in me wanted to hit that beemer. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1594 So people never know whether you're coming or going? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1595 Perhaps it's because the garage is too big. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1596 So when exactly did this desire to drive yourself begin.... 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1597 How am I supposed to meet girls when I'm pudgy and missing a stick shift? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1598 I'm afraid your auto-eroticism is incurable 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
1599 At first everyone thinks I'm smart, but then out come Bobo, Bozo, Bonzo, Chuckles, Patches, Sparkle, Sunshine... 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1600 So, no leather seat option, how long have you had this interiority complex? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1601 What do you mean, you don't feel driven? 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1602 Can I rule out internal combustion? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1603 So, where do you want to go in life? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1604 Don't take it personally... everyone's registration expires. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
1605 These days a lot of cars don't feel driven. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1606 Drivers cut me off because they know I won’t hit them. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1607 Who drives you crazy? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1608 Just because you're not a Porsche or Corvette doesn't mean a nice man won't get into you someday. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1609 Well, if you're not, who IS in control? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1610 It's like I'm stuck in reverse. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1611 And how do YOU feel about the new design making your ass look bigger? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1612 Before you can be self-driving, we need to address your self-loathing. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1613 So, how long have you felt self-driven? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1614 You have an Oedibus Complex." 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
1615 So you say the teacher called you a "dumb car" in front of the whole class. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1616 You're going to have to learn how to exercise more self-control. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1617 You say you no longer get the charge you once did when being plugged in? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1618 Why do you think you're driving yourself crazy? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1619 First let's talk about the oil stains you leave on my couch, then we'll get into the whole "size doesn't matter" thing. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1620 Being driverless, of course you have control issues. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1621 First, tell me how you got on my couch. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1622 Well now, you know, some believe that size does matter! 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1623 Were running out of time. Can I just hook up the diagnostic cable to find out what the problem is? 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1624 So you say you have no direction in life... 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1625 Any thoughts on what might trigger these feelings of autonomy? 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1626 I'm sorry you fuel that way. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1627 Nobody can make you drive except you. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1628 Car Talk is a radio program, not a therapy mode. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1629 Smart is sexy, but not if you look like a toaster... 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1630 Can you tell me why you think all twelve clowns deserted you? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1631 It's like she just slammed the door on our relationship. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1632 With your condition, I'd like to make sure you get home ok. I'll call Uber. 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
1633 We all feel empty inside from time to time. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1634 And how do you imagine your life would feel if you were self-driven? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1635 You need to be more self-driven 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1636 And that's why you have an irrational fear of clowns. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1637 How long have you had these remote feelings? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1638 There's no need to get defensive here. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1639 So... You feel lonely and empty inside? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1640 You can’t let the term ‘driverless’ define you. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1641 For the first time ever, it doesn't feel like someone else is steering me. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1642 I am sorry to tell you this, but sometimes size does matter. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1643 We have to address why you feel people use you and then leave you. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1644 Sometimes an exhaust pipe is *just* an exhaust pipe. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1645 Why don't you just use the rest area you identify with? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1646 You've lost your motivation and self-drive? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1647 And when did you first realize you're a piece of crap? 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
1648 I don't know what it is. I just feel so used. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1649 It's just that all of my friends are self-driven. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1650 Why do you think passengers are ignoring you? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1651 and now he's saying he wants to be with a family-van 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1652 You think "gearshift envy" is bad? Be thankful you don't suffer from "premature acceleration"! 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
1653 You need someone to take control. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1654 I made a wrong turn and I keep reliving it 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1655 I have a recurring dream that I`m towed intothe middle of a freeway and then told that I`m a driverless car. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1656 Your ego thinks you're a driverless car but your id thinks you're a monopoly piece. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1657 So you keep having the same nightmare. You see a whole bunch of clowns climbing out of you! 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1658 Why do you think your popularity is related to the price of gas? 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1659 Who is driving in the dream? Are you driving, or are you a passenger? 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
1660 Don't be so hard on yourself. We all had trouble learning to parallel park. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1661 Your parking validation is included in my fee. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1662 Is this drive for autonomy just to mask your loneliness? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1663 I'm the only one they didn't recall. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1664 I get lonely without a driver. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1665 I identify as being a diesel truck and not sure how to make the transition. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1666 So how long have you been suffering from lack of drive? 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1667 How does failing your inspection make you feel? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1668 And why do you feel you've led people astray? 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1669 Stop trying to do everything yourself. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1670 Sounds like you lack direction. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1671 And, how does that make you feel, not knowing how you got here? 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
1672 You need a vacation. I suggest two weeks with a driver. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1673 When was your first near miss? 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1674 Sometimes I don't know what's driving me. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1675 My meter is running too. Let's get back to you mother. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1676 I'm just not that smart. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1677 Yes, size matters, but SUVs have their problems, too. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1678 Well that may be true, but to compensate, try to remember that you're a very Smart Car. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1679 It's time to take your life off of autopilot. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1680 We need to get under the hood and address this drive for autonomy. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1681 I'd rather be emotionally-driven than self-driven . . . 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1682 It sounds like you're concerned that you're a bit too self-driven. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1683 The worst part? I Ubered here. 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
1684 You're going to be OK, after all, name me another make and model that can park on a couch. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1685 "He called you a dumb car"? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1686 I can see you are just looking for validation 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1687 I asked "what's driving you crazy?" not "what's driving you, crazy?" 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1688 It's the electrile dysfunction again, doc. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1689 So, when did you start having these feelings that you weren't Smart? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1690 If I really am driverless then I should be able to select my own music. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1691 Remember, you are a smart, strong, beautiful, independent car and you don't need a driver to complete you. 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
1692 Tell me why you think you're out of control. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1693 Don't beat yourself up. Rear view is always 20/20. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1694 They said I wasn't Uber material. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1695 I don't know whether I'm coming or going 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1696 Why should I be the one who has to drive? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1697 Have you considered letting all those silly clowns come out? 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1698 No one said it was easy being smart. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1699 ''How can I respond to him when he won't push my buttons anymore." 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1700 I feel like a man trapped in a car's body. 1.2794 0.08073 68 57 3 8
1701 But it is true-- yours is smallest. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1702 If you're so smart, what are you doing here? 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
1703 So, your Mom was a moped and your Dad was a scooter? 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1704 Really Doc I'm fine. I just couldn't find any place else to park. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1705 If you are looking for happiness you have to discover what drives you. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
1706 Relax Little Buddy. Donald Trump isn't going to round up "All Foreign Models" and have sex with them and then have them deported. I don't care what the Redneck Pick-Up Trucks are saying around the gas pump!!! 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
1707 I don't know Doc, I just feel like I've lost my drive. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
1708 My partner says that I'm too autonomous." 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
1709 Got it: your dad was a gas-guzzler, your mom was a Prius, and you’re confused. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1710 Well, now that I'm driverless I can go really anywhere. I should be happy, but I just find myself circling my old garage late at night and crying. I just feel hollow inside 1.2754 0.07411 69 56 7 6
1711 I know that look. Are you going to squirt oil again? 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1712 May I suggest living as a toaster for a year first? 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
1713 Let's talk about what really gets you charged up every morning. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1714 Do you still feel like you're idling? 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
1715 How does not being driven make you feel? 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
1716 And what do you think causes these feelings of fuel inefficiency? 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1717 I don't seem to have any direction. 1.2687 0.07838 67 56 4 7
1718 So your father was an SUV. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1719 It sounds like you're trying to get at what really drives you. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1720 Face this way please; this isn't what I had in mind when I said "exhaustive study." 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1721 I think my issues come from how my mother would clutch or throttle me. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1722 Life in the fast lane does wear on you after a while. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1723 Stop driving yourself crazy. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1724 Now, tell me when you first started feeling out of control. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
1725 We're not all built for the fast lane. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1726 Yes, I'm a licensed therapist. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1727 And exactly how long have you wanted to be a toaster? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1728 How does your road rage make you feel? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1729 History of autoimmune disorders? 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1730 If you drive yourself, why must you go where they say? 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1731 Anxiety is a normal reaction; with autonomy comes great responsibility. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1732 Please control yourself. Last week you left rubber on the couch when I mentioned Uber. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1733 Why do you feel that other people control your life? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1734 Let's keep this professional, Mr. Google. I'm going to need you to put your license plate back on. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1735 we all feel directionless occasionally. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1736 How has your life changed since you became less driven? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1737 When did you first start feeling like you wanted to drive into a wall? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1738 Perhaps Uber just isn't a good fit for you. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1739 So I said, 'Jesus, take the wheel!' And he took me to Whole Foods. 1.2687 0.07544 67 55 6 6
1740 Honk if you're afraid of clowns. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1741 "Next time why don't you try 'I think I can. I think I can. I think I can'"? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1742 Doc, I have this recurring dream that someone is trying to control me. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1743 How does it make you feel when the real cars make fun of you? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1744 Turn off your ignition, you're exhausting! 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1745 When charged-up you feel powerless, and gassed-up you feel guilty? 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1746 Thanks for all you've done. I can get there on my own now. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1747 So you weren't born a Lamborghini. Get over it! 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1748 It's not size, it's performance. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1749 Isn't it time you to learn how to shift for yourself? 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1750 Change is very difficult for me - even if it is just oil. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1751 The problem is, I hate traffic. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1752 You don't know where you are going? 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1753 The problem is you lack drive. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
1754 I see. So your mother and father never changed your oil. Well, that explains a lot. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1755 So how long have you self-identified as a stick shift? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1756 When did the dreams of you being chased by a dog start? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1757 But let's focus on one of your attributes...you are smart ! 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1758 Maybe it's that whiny sounding little horn of yours that annoys people. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1759 I don't validate. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1760 You're giving me mixed signals here. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1761 How long have you felt you needed to transition to being a toaster? 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1762 Control is not everything. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1763 "Don't worry. It's not uncommon at all to forget where you're going". 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1764 I think the problem in the end is that you're just not driven. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1765 Do you feel as if you're driving yourself crazy? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1766 There's no such thing as an accident. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1767 "It's not your fault; you are programmed 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1768 how long have you felt you've been on the wrong road? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1769 Did you drive yourself crazy? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1770 Yes, I'd say you are indeed driving yourself crazy. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1771 I think you have some uber issues. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1772 All this self-drive and no direction. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1773 But what drives you? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1774 Doc, I feel like I'm traveling through life on autopilot. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
1775 Sometimes I think we're just spinning our wheels. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1776 So you feel that you just don't have the motivation to drive yourself? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1777 And you think she is 'driving you crazy?' 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1778 I still don't feel like I have complete control. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1779 Well, you look like a smart car. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1780 Tell me more about your toaster fantasies. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1781 It's what you can do with that siren that counts. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1782 Now, why don't you think you're smart? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1783 What do you think is causing this "lack of drive"? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1784 Don't worry. Your children will be smart cars. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1785 Repeat after me: "Self driving is new and I forgive myself for going to the wrong Rochester." 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1786 So you feel like it's all a test? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1787 Time's up? You're a therapist not a parking meter! 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1788 And what do you think might be driving you? 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
1789 Okay, yes, it is a lie. Size DOES matter. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1790 It's the pressure to perform. Sometimes I just go into overdrive. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1791 I confirmed our sessions are covered by your insurance, after a deductible. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1792 Your battery is bipolar, but thankfully it's a lithium. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1793 I even switched to a higher octane, but she still left me 1.2687 0.05456 67 49 18 0
1794 Trust isn't easy in short term relationships. Sometimes you can't help but feel that you've been taken for a ride. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1795 So tell me. Was it the same bird this time? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1796 Yes, "smart car" is a lot to live up to. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1797 I feel like when they call me SMART, they're being sarcastic. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
1798 Perhaps the real problem is that you are not as SMART as you think! 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1799 Sometimes I just want to be the stupid one. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1800 Try to envision yourself not as a driverless car… But as the little search engine that could! 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1801 So you feel like you've lost your drive? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1802 So you're small, self-driving, and aimlessly roam the city with no one in you? No wonder you're depressed. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1803 Tell me again about your self-esteem issues. I wasn't paying attention before. 1.2687 0.07544 67 55 6 6
1804 I can clearly see your nuts. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1805 I don't know where you're going with this. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1806 I'm sure your parent company loves you as much as the other models. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1807 My mind just won't stop racing. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1808 So what you are telling me is that there is a lot of pressure to be smart? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1809 "Self-actualizing" would be great, but "self-driving" is a fine first step. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1810 Women don't care about your engine size. It's whether the starter works. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1811 Driver, no driver, backseat, front seat, it is not about you. Ask yourself, did I stay between the lines? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1812 And how does having so much autonomy make you feel? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1813 How do I decide between saving my passengers' lives or running over a crosswalk full of pedestrians? 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1814 That funny noise you hear inside might be people laughing. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1815 And when did you realize the growth spurt will never happen? 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1816 Why don't we start with some of the self-control issues you've been having lately, hmm...? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1817 Yes, you are self driving, but what is really driving you? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1818 ’Adrift in a sea of person-driving cars’? That’s a bit paranoid, isn’t it? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1819 You are a self-driving car that chases clowns. Be proud! 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1820 So being autonomous makes you feel empty inside... 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1821 I understand that it's driving you mad, but we cannot accept your insurance. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1822 Did you tell anyone about what this mechanic did? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1823 So you feel like a Ferrari trapped in a Volkswagen body. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1824 Being completely self driven isn't as easy as it sounds. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1825 When did you first feel driven? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1826 So you are self-driving, but you still feel like someone else is in control? 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1827 Like most Millennials, you will have to learn to unplug. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1828 So your feelings of abadonment stem from being driverless? 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1829 Being hybrid isn't a choice, it's who you are. Let's work on you accepting that you are hybrid. 1.2687 0.07544 67 55 6 6
1830 Can you tell me more about feeling empty? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1831 My life hasn't been the same since I came out of the garage. 1.2687 0.07544 67 55 6 6
1832 Just because you're driverless, doesn't mean you can't have direction. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1833 And how long have you felt driverless? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1834 I feel like I'm driven by an unknown force. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1835 We can do that. But why do you think you'd be happier as a toaster? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1836 Self-driven doesn't necessarily imply self-actualized 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1837 And how do you feel about the statement, "Size doesn't matter. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1838 And how long have you been feeling dumb? 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1839 I've been dating a drone....is that so wrong? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1840 This will be easier if you stop trying to be so smart with me. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1841 And why do you think you're driving yourself crazy? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1842 Do you feel remote because others are in control? 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1843 I believe you have issues with autonomy. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1844 ...and now I find myself drained and depleted, longing for any connection, even willing to hook-up with one of those super chargers at truck stops... 1.2687 0.07838 67 56 4 7
1845 I think I'm self-driving myself to drink. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1846 I see, and how long have you felt driverless? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1847 self loathing, self worth, self motivation...what drives you? 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1848 I just feel like I have no direction. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1849 So, you've lost your drive. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1850 Yeah, I just don't get it. How could I have lost my way? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1851 And you'd like to feel less 'driven'? 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
1852 So, what brought you in here today,? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1853 I can't tell you where you need to go, you have to figure out where you need to go. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1854 Sometimes a siren is just a siren. 1.2687 0.07544 67 55 6 6
1855 Well, I don't think you look like a toaster. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1856 You are not a person and get off the couch. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1857 There's no shame in being self-driven. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1858 Yes, you mentioned Stanford, several times. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1859 What's driving you? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1860 So, tell me how long you've had prius envy. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1861 What you need is a guidance counselor, not a therapist. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1862 So you say you're lacking direction? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1863 What makes you think you're not Smart? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1864 Were you driving? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1865 Call me old fashioned, but I actually preferred when humans drove. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1866 Well, that sounds like a warning signal to me. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1867 It's called "steering wheel envy" and it's getting more and more common. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1868 Really? Three hundred dollars an hour and all you have to say is my tags are expired? 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1869 "So how old were you when you realized you were 'different'"? 1.2647 0.07442 68 56 6 6
1870 ...and she left you for a man with a bigger block...I see. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1871 So when did you first start to have these feelings about Uber? 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1872 The big cars won’t play with you? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1873 Tell me about your motherboard. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1874 Talk to me about that empty feeling. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1875 Why don't you start by telling me what really drives you? 1.2647 0.07442 68 56 6 6
1876 Well first, I think it's important you realize it was your fault. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1877 Start talking. My meter makes your meter look like chump change. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1878 Inside I really feel like a Porsche. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1879 I used to be self-driven, now I can't even get off this couch. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1880 From time to time, we all feel lost. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1881 People tell me I'm too controlling 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
1882 Maybe this will help, "Two roads diverged in a wood..." 1.2647 0.07442 68 56 6 6
1883 Your deep seated desire to be an F150 does seem a little Fordian... 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1884 The back seat drivers are are driving me crazy. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1885 So, you say he's feeling emasculated because you do all the driving? 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1886 Who do you feel is “trying to manipulate your every move”? 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1887 Have you always backed in? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1888 I think you have an uber-complex. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
1889 I really miss the camaraderie at the gasoline pumps! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1890 When did you start having this feeling that you were smarter than the others? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1891 Sometimes when I use the dashboard lights it's just for attention. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1892 Free will is overrated. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1893 I'm not the EPA. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1894 ...and when they called you 'roller skate' how did you feel? 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1895 So you're saying you don't think you'll ever meet anyone who isn't intimidated by how smart and self-directed you are. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1896 And do YOU think you're smart? 1.2647 0.07442 68 56 6 6
1897 And which clown personality am I talking to, now? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1898 I think the problem may be you are having validation issues. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1899 You are a toaster trapped in a cars body. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1900 How can I help you if you refuse to honk? 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1901 I was doing great until gas prices dropped 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1902 So you've noticed your self-drive is low? 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1903 So, you believe your mother was a toaster? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1904 If we get one more caption entry about size, I say we tell Mankoff we quit this cartoon. 1.2647 0.07732 68 57 4 7
1905 Now lets finish off your obsession with bugs and move on to your emissions guilt 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1906 How long have you had this spontaneous thought of just swerving into the oncoming lane? 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1907 And how long have you been idle? 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
1908 In my professional opinion, your inner Uber is going down the tuber. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1909 I'm sick of doing all the driving. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1910 Yes. I'm always on the right path now, but he never touches me anymore. It was better when I was giving him directions. At least we communicated. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1911 It's hard to make changes when you spend your life in cruise control. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1912 So, you say you just feel empty? 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1913 So you feel life is passing you by? 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
1914 We're just spinning our wheels here. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1915 You need to self-validate your feelings. I can only validate your parking. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1916 Did she actually say 'size matters'? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1917 Now they're blaming me instead of the nut behind the wheel 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1918 You're good enough, smart enough and dog gonnit, people like you. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
1919 Well when I have that kind of problem I usually just google it. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
1920 So, you feel like you don't have the same kind of drive anymore? 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
1921 How would you feel if you were called a toaster all your life? 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
1922 Now, tell me again who exactly it is that's driving you crazy. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
1923 You're a good candidate for electro-shock therapy. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
1924 How can you validate your parking if you can't first validate yourself? 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
1925 You should have tapped the brakes on that relationship 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
1926 And how did being called 'last year's model' make you feel? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1927 As a driver-less car, feeling empty is perfectly normal. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1928 How do you think your parents affected your self-driving esteem? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1929 ...and, to be clear, you're saying you had no control of taking those pictures through the open windows!? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1930 When did you first believe you had lost your way? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1931 You're going to have to learn some self-control. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1932 I think you're seeking a different kind of validation 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1933 Do you perceive your autoeroticism as an option? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1934 It's perfectly normal at your age to lose the drive you once had. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1935 Tell me more about this compulsion you have to toot your own horn. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1936 I'm having trouble navigating the more complex roads in life. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1937 And why do you think you feel that way when you see a Tesla? 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1938 You're definitely exhibiting signs of an Edsel complex. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1939 Father a Stutz Bearcat and Mother a Tricycle? 1.2576 0.05424 66 49 17 0
1940 Let’s dispense with the small talk today, shall we? 1.2576 0.07576 66 55 5 6
1941 'So the panic attacks started when you realised you were driverless?' 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1942 Doctor, I know this is wrong, but sometimes I really want to crash into a Tesla. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1943 What's really bugging you/ 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1944 Roller skate may have been a term of endearment....... 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1945 So, your Dad could not stay away from the leaded stuff, and your mom had strange men under her hood all the time... 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1946 I frankly don't care if you find it womblike, Mr. Caputo. You'll have to come out of there if session is to continue. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1947 The other cars are smarter than me. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1948 He left me for a bicycle. He said I suffocated him with my parking needs!! 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1949 So, what's been bugging you 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1950 Maybe you are driving yourself crazy. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1951 Talk to me. My meter's running. 1.2576 0.05424 66 49 17 0
1952 Tell me about your factory. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1953 So, you feel you've lost your sense of drive... 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1954 When do you think you became so driven? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1955 So you're asking, if Hitler were crossing the street, should you hit him on purpose? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1956 Is this really your first time seeing a shrink? 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1957 I'm tired and I need a brake. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1958 There must be SOMETHING you don't feel inferior to. What about golf carts? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1959 Just try to get over, "size matters." 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1960 I think you need a mechanic. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1961 Why so sad? You should be happy you don't pass gas anymore. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1962 And who did you feel was more nurturing -- the mechanic or the driver? 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1963 You know, nothing is really "Uber alles" anymore. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1964 I think you might be driving yourself too hard. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1965 You say you're unhappy because no one ever asks where YOU would like to go... 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1966 My phone sent me here! 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1967 So somehow you still don't feel like you're in control? 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1968 I don't have any control over my life 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1969 I don't feel so smart 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1970 I'd say you've conflated your electric dependence with persistent fossil fuel envy... 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1971 I see you're a self-driven individual. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1972 Don't mistake your lack of driver for a lack of drive. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1973 They called me a smart car. 1.2576 0.07576 66 55 5 6
1974 You say your parents just told you you're a hybrid. How does that make you feel? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1975 What do you mean you don't want to go it alone? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1976 Do you remember how it first felt to be called a 'hybrid'? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1977 You shouldn't self-drive yourself crazy. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1978 You must overcome this delusion. You're not part of some grand plot to take over the world. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1979 I recommend electro-shock for the battery and the sad clown inside. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1980 Tell me about your Motor. 1.2576 0.07576 66 55 5 6
1981 I can see you're carrying around a lot of baggage. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1982 How long have you had the oily discharge? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1983 They may have fins or gull-wing doors, but that doesn't mean they're happy. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1984 That's just it...in this dream, no one's driving. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1985 Can I take a peek under your childhood ?? 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1986 Tell me more about how turning left into oncoming traffic makes you feel. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1987 How long have you been having these auto-erotic fantasies? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1988 Are you driving yourself, or is your self driving you? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1989 In my professional opinion, I think you’re driving yourself crazy. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1990 Ultimately, we're All self-driven: by our desires, by our fears. The question is, where do you want to go? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1991 Are you saying you would like to be more hands-on? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1992 Tell me again why you feel used. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1993 Yes, being driverless could be the cause of that empty, lonely feeling you describe. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1994 So you feel driven and exhausted? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1995 Sometimes I feel like no one's in control. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1996 When would you say you stopped feeling driven? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1997 You're driving yourself crazy 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1998 It sounds like you feel empty inside. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1999 Skipping the protective undercarriage coating doesn't mean he doesn't love you. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2000 I can refer you to a hybrid cognitive therapist 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2001 And how did that make you feel when the driverless car honked at you like that? 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
2002 Bother me? Of course not. And my wheels are not that small, believe me. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
2003 When you feel insecure, try to remember that it's not the size of your engine, but what you do with it. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2004 So you're fearful that size does matter? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2005 What makes you think you're not smart enough? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2006 You don't actually have an 'inner Cadillac'. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
2007 Did you drive up here yourself? 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2008 It's all about performance, not size. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
2009 You have to start taking responsibility for your own actions. 1.2576 0.07576 66 55 5 6
2010 That's enough small torque, let's cut to the chase. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2011 So you're in love with a Prius who lives off the grid? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2012 You can’t expect charging stations to find you. Get out there and look. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2013 So, you're actually worried that size matters? 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
2014 Sometimes a tailpipe is just a tailpipe. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2015 There's no shame in Googling oneself every once in a while. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2016 You heard the Tesla laughing at you? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2017 Everyday they say, "You drive!" and then they laugh. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2018 Yes, Mr. Smithers I validate. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2019 Is it possible your inadequacy is caused by her being a Smart Car? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2020 Can you describe for me how you reacted the first time you were referred to as a toaster? 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2021 Sounds like you have a problem with sharing control. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2022 Be assertive! Just lock the doors and then the clowns can't get in. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2023 So... What do you recall, about the recall? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2024 I promise to use the word 'recollection' and will refrain from using 'recall.' 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2025 So, how did it feel when the SUV called you a toaster? 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
2026 I haven't been the same since I lost my driver 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2027 So you believe the big semis are deliberately cutting you off. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2028 I just can't satisfy her the way the SUV can. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2029 Minor dissociative episodes are not uncommon. I don't always remember my drive home either. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2030 Before we try medication, when was the last time you changed your oil? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2031 You're at high risk of driving yourself insane 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2032 On a scale of 1 to 10, how much better do you feel when you imagine having a steering wheel? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2033 You have a condition we refer to as, Cadillac envy. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2034 Let's start with the concerns you've expressed recently over your self control. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2035 Tell me about your mechanic 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2036 Sometimes I just feel empty inside... 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2037 So let me get this straight. You're tired of everyone insisting that they know what your destination should be. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2038 So you have trouble with authority and taking directions? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2039 So, when the other Ubers made fun of your exhaust pipe in the carwash, tell me more about how you felt, Mr. Smart. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2040 To put it in layman's terms, you're a paranoid control freak. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
2041 So you feel the catch word 'driverless' dehumanizes you? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2042 Can you show me on the doll where the mechanic lied to you about leaking oil? 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
2043 I can assure you, no car can fit a whale in its back seat. 1.2576 0.07576 66 55 5 6
2044 Could you drop me to the dry cleaner's when we're done? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2045 Electronic stability control should have eliminated those feelings. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2046 So you're feeling TOO autonomous? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2047 And when did you first realize you were going through a trans-mission? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2048 I see a lot of patients with low sex drive. 1.2576 0.05424 66 49 17 0
2049 Sometimes an inferiority complex is justified. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2050 Oh, stop your idling. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2051 How long have you thought you were smart? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2052 Exhaustion as in 'tired, or more along the lines of combustion related? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2053 I used to be so driven. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2054 I think it's time we shift our focus and begin working with on motor skills. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2055 "It's called Chassis Envy". 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2056 I never get to go where I want to go. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
2057 So you feel like your life is always stuck in second gear? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2058 Tell me about your childhood; I'm sensing some issues with your motherboard. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2059 I'm sending you to my mechanic first to be sure its not just a tune up problem. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2060 Yes, yours is very small and doesn't last very long, but you do have many fine qualities. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2061 You say that she made you feel "used". Think positively - you're "pre-owned". 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2062 Getaway cars are overrated. Try to be happy with who you are. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2063 You were born a tesla, but your id is screaming for oil. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2064 It's OK to give yourself permission to feel lost. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2065 No DUI's, but who gets the speeding ticket? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2066 Today we are going to discuss your ubermensch. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2067 So I understand you're self conscious about your size. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2068 But what about Uber do you hate? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2069 I guess I just don't feel driven enough to compete with other cars. 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2070 So tell me, how long have you felt empty inside? 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2071 We were talking about your tendency to clutch... 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2072 Well, not not everyone is driven. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2073 I'm still leaving oil stains on the driveway each night. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2074 It's entirely normal to wish someone would drive you, even when you know you're capable of driving yourself. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2075 If you really want help, you need to tell me what's bugging you. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2076 Will you at least try to let your inner clowns out? 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
2077 You certainly are self-driven. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2078 Why do YOU think people say you're exhausting? 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2079 Do you think it hurts more because she left you for a big sedan? 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2080 How long have you been hearing voices? 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2081 So all of your clown clients are going with Uber now! 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2082 I think most people would probably say feeling ambivalent is a normal reaction upon discovering you're a hybrid. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2083 Sometimes I wonder if there is more to life than fuel efficiency. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2084 Self-driving is one thing, self-diagnosis quite another. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2085 Don't feel bad. "Uber envy" is very common among my taxi clients. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2086 I just don't feel driven anymore. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2087 … and then she said, 'It was never about size. But I can't marry someone with zero emissions.' 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2088 Let's explore why you think driving yourself makes your emissions dirty. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2089 Did you ever tell your parents that you didn't like the name Herbie? 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2090 So you were the smart one in your family? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2091 The only thing she wanted was a Lyft. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2092 Nothing drives me anymore. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2093 Do you ever feel as if you have multiple people inside of you? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2094 I'm not feeling fully charged lately. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2095 Self-driven, yes. Autonomous, yes. But the thrill is gone. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2096 So, you're not the fastest or biggest, but you're good enough, smart enough and gosh darn it, people like you. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2097 No, "hybrid" doesn't mean that you wanted to marry your mother, and kill your father." 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
2098 Actually, I feel the same way about Hummers. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2099 Do you really think you were a chariot in a prior life? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2100 It's very difficult to talk through your rear-view camera 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2101 well.. it's not the end of the road. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2102 You said that you're driving yourself crazy? 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2103 Hmmm, so it's a catch-22, you need a map to follow directions but you need directions to follow a map. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2104 So, let me get this straight: you'd rather be driven than left to your own devices? 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2105 When did the Prius start picking on you? 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
2106 If you think of 'Self-Drive' as liberating, it won't be so much a burden. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2107 It's like this, doctor......I've completely lost my sex drive. 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
2108 We ALL feel used at some point in our lives. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2109 Stop blaming yourself, no one anticipated the drop in the price of oil. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2110 I keep dreaming I am overloaded with clowns. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2111 You said you've been feeling lost. Has this affected your work? 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2112 So, how did you feel when all the toasters made fun of you in grade school? 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2113 Well, I'm certainly glad the mechanic referred you to me after he couldn't diagnose the problem. You may have an auto-immune condition. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2114 When did you first discover that you lacked acceleration? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2115 Sure, I'm self-driving, but some days I lack motivation, you know? 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
2116 When did you first start calling yourself 'smart'? 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2117 Why don't you try self-diagnosis? 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2118 You are of course, aware that lacking drive and being driverless are two distinctly differing conditions. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2119 I dunno -- it feels like I have to do everything for him now. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2120 Have you tried a higher octane? 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2121 It's not the number of cylinders you have, it's what you do with them! 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2122 So being in control makes you feel empty inside? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2123 Self driving must first start with self motivation. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2124 So share with me a little more about how it feels to be a nuts-swinging monster truck trapped in a smart car's body. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2125 So, tell me about your engineers... 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
2126 Please don't turn your back on me when we are in session. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2127 You really should take a few days off. You know, recharge a bit. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2128 No, being a hybrid is not the same as being bisexual. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2129 Of course when you look at normal cars it's only natural to have driver envy. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2130 There's nothing wrong with being German. Nietzsche was German. 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
2131 Let me make sure I have the facts. Your father was a semi rig and your mother was a generator and your father never accepted you as a hybrid. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2132 Would you like me to give you a lift? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2133 You've got to remember that size isn't everything. 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
2134 I had imagined a life full of more hands-on experiences. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2135 Believe it or not, I've lost my sense of autonomy. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2136 Tell me about your father's Oldsmobile. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2137 You lack a moral compass? 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
2138 Your lack of drive may be symptom of a deeper issue. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2139 Let's examine why your tracing your heritage to Henry Ford is so important. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2140 Now ...they want me to do the driving too. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2141 I know..we all feel from time to time that the world is passing us by. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2142 Is it possible you're a little too self-driving? 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2143 Yours is a classic case of stick shift envy. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2144 Are you self medicating too? 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
2145 What is driving this self-destructive behavior? 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2146 How long have you been feeling low on energy? 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2147 ...but Doctor, I'm supposed to be autonomous. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2148 I feel empty. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2149 I see...you think you are giving the wrong signals. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2150 Doctor-patient confidentiality is a two-way street, buddy. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2151 Your concerns about performance anxiety might be warranted. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2152 I blame the Transfomers for my body image issues. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2153 Last week you talked about feelings of emptiness. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2154 Nonsense, we all lose our way every now and then. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2155 So tell me, what do you think is making you feel stuck in neutral? 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2156 Sometimes we all wish someone else would grab the wheel. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2157 Everyone feels lost sometimes. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2158 I think you might want to go to a body shop. 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
2159 Are you sure the garage wouldn't be cheaper? 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2160 So, tell me about these autonomous voices inside your head? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2161 You are suffering from a lack of self-drive. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2162 No, I asked you first, 'Is the meter still running?' 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
2163 "I know, but I don't feel smart. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2164 sometimes a compact car is just a compact car 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2165 Is it possible you are not as smart as you thought you were? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2166 All the other cars have drivers. I want one. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2167 I can't help feeling like all I've ever made are wrong turns. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2168 Well, Mr. Smartcar, my diagnosis is that you are suffering from a classic case of piston envy. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2169 Get used to it. Size matters. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2170 And when did you start believing that size matters? 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
2171 There's more to life than being fuel efficient! 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2172 Don't believe the others, size does matter. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2173 You need more drive. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2174 You're not only self-driving, you're self-defeating. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2175 So, when these women you describe laugh at your size, how does that make you feel? 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2176 I feel like I'm spinning my wheels here. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2177 When the Roomba said that, how did that make you feel? 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2178 I miss the human touch! 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
2179 When was the first time you started feeling autonomous? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2180 As a woman I assure you, its performance not size that matters. 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
2181 We can all feel lost sometimes following the same routes. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2182 So, you feel like you're on autopilot? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2183 Just because you are driverless, does not make you directionless. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2184 I'm sure it *feels* like he's controlling you ... 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
2185 Why is everything with you always self, self, self? 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2186 Clowns scare you! What made you think you could work with them? 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2187 So you're having an identity crisis. How often are you being asked to make toast? 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
2188 Soooo, you think you're always being followed...those aren't idle thoughts.... 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2189 Do you text and drive? 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2190 When did you start to feel that size matters? 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2191 Let's talk about what drives you in life. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2192 So, what button turns you on? 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2193 Clearly this session is headed in the wrong direction. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2194 Just once, I'd like to feel like I've got my own direction. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2195 So tell me more about why you feel you're driving yourself crazy 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2196 We're going to start with a battery of tests. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2197 But self-driving IS dehumanizing. Isn't that the point? 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2198 Think of the humans as training wheels while you transition to full autonomy. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2199 I feel like I’m oversharing 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2200 So you say you don't find yourself to be very driven these days? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2201 Steering wheel envy? Never heard of it. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2202 I understand you're low emission, but in order for me to help you, I need you to give off some emotion. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2203 Enough stalling. My meter's running, so let's get back to your parking meter fetish. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2204 Why do you feel that twelve clowns would improve your self concept? 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2205 When did you first have a longing for an oil change and lube job? 1.2500 0.07715 64 54 4 6
2206 I always seem to fail in the clutch. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2207 I just feel like I've lived my whole life on cruise control. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2208 And sometimes you feel the air pressure is just too much? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2209 'So you don't want to be labeled SMART?!?' 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
2210 I swear that wasn't intentional..... its just exhaust. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2211 I think we need to make you more comfortable in being self-driven 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2212 Tell me about your muffler. 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
2213 People just assume that because I'm a 'Smart Car' that I'm some sort of genius. It's a lot of pressure! 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2214 Sometimes a driverless car is just a driverless car. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2215 You have to learn to drive yourself before you can learn to drive someone else. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2216 And why do you feel powerless? 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2217 Face facts. You lack direction in life. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2218 You're driving yourself. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2219 It's OK to leak. Just not on the couch. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2220 So, your lack of drive has you feeling empty inside? 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
2221 You don't need another shrink. 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
2222 They just bought me to keep in the trunk of their Escalade. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2223 When did these feelings of low efficiency begin? 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2224 Small tires doesn't necessarily mean anything... 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2225 I always felt a lot pressure from my parents when they said I was self-driven. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2226 The evidence suggests that you have driven yourself crazy. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2227 Perhaps you’re being too critical; they can’t all be clowns. 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
2228 But, you don’t need a steering wheel! 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2229 What do you mean when you say that you've always felt driven? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2230 Sure you're smart, but why does that make you think you can change the world? 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
2231 You only have two doors. And how does that make you feel? 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2232 So, you feel like you have no drive. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2233 So you feel an emptiness inside? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2234 They want to make me more self-driven 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2235 So, why do you feel that you're smarter than everyone else? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2236 So . . . how are we doing with that road rage problem? 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2237 You said sometimes you feel empty inside. Tell me more about that. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2238 So then, tell me how you feel about Google forgetting to give you a heart. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2239 Sometimes it's not easy being so Smart. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2240 My fees are nominal. You won't be overcharged. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2241 The worst part is he just stares at other cars the whole time. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2242 Uber makes me feel inadequate. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2243 I feel like no one has any faith in me. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2244 Toaster schmoster, you can't blame your mother. 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
2245 So, I'm hearing that you're motivated and self-driven but feel like your big brother tries to control you? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2246 You say your wife wants a car that performs? Not just a smart car? 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2247 Doctor, its one of those days when I feel like the wheels are coming off. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2248 The clinical term for that is 'honk envy'. 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
2249 So what you're signaling, is that you would like to be picked up for once? 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2250 So when did you first feel attracted to motorcycles? 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2251 I know I don't NEED a driver to be happy, but I WANT a driver. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2252 Would you describe yourself as "driven", or as "self-driving"? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2253 I can understand that you want to take charge of yourself and drive. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2254 I understand the technical term is "dual-personality", but I prefer "hybrid." 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2255 In the end, you have no choice but to plot your own course. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2256 Sometimes a flat tire is just a flat tire. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2257 Feeling any different since our last oil change? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2258 Try to think positively. You are the best little parallel parker in the city. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2259 Session fees are subject to surge pricing. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2260 If alternate side parking is suspended next Tuesday, do you want to reschedule for Wednesday? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2261 Gas prices got you down? 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2262 You needn't worry, all electric cars are Bi Polar. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2263 Stop taking the criticism so personally, remember you're just a prototype! 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2264 When do you feel you lost your sense of drive? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2265 She was being polite when she told you that size does not matter. 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
2266 She said she couldn't take my gas. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2267 You have to really want to change your oil. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2268 You're self-driving, yet you feel trapped. Let's explore that. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2269 Yes, you're self-driving, but where's your destination? 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2270 Just when I feel I'm at a major crossroads, I hit a cul-de-sac. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2271 And what makes you feel you are not ready to drive yourself? 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2272 Everyone needs to find their own way. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2273 You say your Driver has not found your "D" spot yet? 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2274 I feel I am only good for parking in New York City 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2275 I just feel like I'm on autopilot lately. 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
2276 Take the long view: Gas prices will eventually rise. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2277 But I do know where I'm going. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2278 It sounds like you're lacking a real driving motivation. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2279 Let's talk some more about your fear of making your own decisions. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2280 How long have you hated your Roomba? 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2281 So, you say you've lost your drive? 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2282 Can you tell me why you don't feel smart? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2283 They say size doesn't matter. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2284 What I hear you saying is that you are a bad Fit. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2285 In your case, size does matter. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2286 You need to put more coins in the meter 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2287 Do you feel pressure to be seen as smart? 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2288 I feel like I've been taken for a ride. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2289 The police found a circus clown in your glove compartment?? 1.2462 0.07605 65 55 4 6
2290 You're a hybrid, not a half-breed. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2291 Perhaps you just misinterpreted the "your full of gas" comment. 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
2292 So the issue is not so much about your diminutive appearance, but that drivers might think ALL your parts are small? 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2293 My parents hoped I'd be a truck. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2294 It is lonely to be a self-driving car 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2295 Then one day I smelled another woman's air freshener on him 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2296 Could it be that you are compensating for your small stature by being easy to park? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2297 No, I didn't get lost. I said I felt lost. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2298 ...and then he said I had small tires. He's disgusting. I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee. Believe me. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2299 Now, let's talk more about why you feel that someone is controlling your life. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2300 Yes, I'm afraid that size does matter. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2301 I hear you saying you feel like you're running on auto-pilot. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2302 Don't look at it as self-driving but self-directed. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2303 When did you first want to be a crossover? 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2304 Who do you blame for your defective airbags? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2305 Just to be clear, when you say you're 'Autoerotic' does that mean manual or automatic? 1.2381 0.07407 63 53 5 5
2306 Do you have any idea how hard it is to live up to the expectations of being a smart car? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2307 It' normal to be nervous about getting hitched. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2308 You really need get over the "size matters" hang-up. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2309 How did it feel when they said you weren't really very smart? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2310 So, how long have you felt that your life was just going in circles? 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2311 Why do you think you feel your power slipping away? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2312 At the outset, let me reassure you that size doesn't matter. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2313 We can test your MPG, but at your age I don't believe the need to plug in every night is an addiction. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2314 Sometimes I feel like a driverless car. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2315 ...and the next thing you know, I'll be changing my own oil 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2316 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be insensitive when I said I wanted you to be in the driver's seat. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2317 And you felt like your motherboard drove you too far? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2318 How does it make you feel when Elon calls you a, "Toaster on wheels?" 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2319 You can't let your passengers determine your self-worth. Just think of them as self-loading freight. See you again in 12,000 miles or six months. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2320 No, we cannot "turn off the meter for a little while." 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2321 It's the bullying. 1.2381 0.07407 63 53 5 5
2322 So you fear the next wave of technology? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2323 They call me smart, but it doesn't make me feel any bigger. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2324 I sure hope you're not dripping oil on my couch. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2325 Actually, many in tech feel driven... 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2326 So, you don't feel connected . . . 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2327 Do you frequently go out alone at night? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2328 And then she says, Size matters 1.2381 0.07407 63 53 5 5
2329 So you are worried that your going to get lost? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2330 I'm tired of always having to be more efficient than my parents 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2331 Then I discovered my boyfriend, a VW diesel, was cheating on me... 1.2381 0.07407 63 53 5 5
2332 Self driving is one thing, but what's your motivation? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2333 So, you're fearful that size really does matter? 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2334 Being out of alignment is more common than you might realize. I see it every day. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2335 When did you first start feeling you are losing control of where you are headed? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2336 Tell my why you feel you are not a SmartCar. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2337 I am driving myself ... Crazy . 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2338 It's just that I'm driving myself a little crazy. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2339 I think you need to do more work on your confidence issues before you try self-driving. 1.2381 0.07407 63 53 5 5
2340 Don't worry. Those luxury models in the waiting room have their own, shall I say "mileage," problems. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2341 The key to staying motivated is locked deep inside of you. We can call the dealership to get it out. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2342 Washroom's down the hall, on your left. Want me to show you, or can you get there yourself? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2343 Okay, Mr. Self-Driver, where do YOU want to go? 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2344 It obvious you have a problem with auto eroticism. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2345 When did you first get the feeling people didn't trust you? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2346 The whole "size doesn't matter" argument is a bit of a myth. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2347 You DO have an electric personality. 1.2381 0.05409 63 48 15 0
2348 What drove you to me? 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2349 Hmmm, yes, that *is* a rather insulting spot to place a plug-in. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2350 So when did this size issue start to bother you? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2351 ...and you were honking? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2352 Sure, sure, I'M good for the environment but does the environment ever say thank you or send a gift? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2353 How does that make you steer? 1.2381 0.07407 63 53 5 5
2354 Miles per gallon will only get you so far in this world. I want to hear what goes on under the hood when you're alone at night in the garage. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2355 Get over yourself. There is no such thing in the DSM Five as "Piston Envy". 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2356 We don't think of it as an inferiority complex any more. You're small. Roll with it. 1.2381 0.07407 63 53 5 5
2357 My father was fuel combustion, and my mother was electric, and me, I just feel like I'm spinning my wheels sometimes. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2358 It's my opinion that your road rage is a result of your feelings of inadequacy. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2359 No one pushes your buttons any more? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2360 Wait. So you're telling me there's no history of toasters in your family? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2361 I just don't know why they pick on us? Just because we are classified as " Smart Cars. 1.2381 0.05409 63 48 15 0
2362 You are self driving but not self aware. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2363 People do like you. Just not so much with gas at $2/gallon. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2364 I've got no drive any more! 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2365 I think it's natural to feel run-down, out of gas, and having the desire to travel more. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2366 So your dad was a Hummer...how does that make you feel? 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2367 I understand your sense of abandonment that all the other cars have drivers. How does that make you feel? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2368 So, any progress this week? How many strange men did you let inside you? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2369 When you say, "I like to be driven," what are you really saying? 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2370 It's not you. It's your software. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2371 Why do you think you are so smart that you don't need a driver? 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2372 Exactly WHO drives you crazy? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2373 "You would get a new start, with Electric Shock Therapy 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2374 And then they told me me I was not smart enough to get from Point A to Point B. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2375 So what makes you think that everyone but you is driven? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2376 When you found the Hummer was not your Dad,how did that make you feel? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2377 Your diagnosis: Little Car Syndrome. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2378 i'm terrified what my next inspection could reveal. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2379 I've seen things no one should see. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2380 These session aren't helping my road rage. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2381 Sorry to disappoint you, but you don't have any junk in your trunk. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2382 Remember, you're a smart, uber, self-driving car that has a 300 miles range capacity. Have you considered the idea that maybe the muscle cars are just jealous? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2383 What happened after you ran away to the circus? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2384 Do you think your competition with uber has anything to do with your relationship with your parents? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2385 You can't keep blaming others for your control issues. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2386 "You got to help me doc, I have these nightmares, I'm out of control, and I just want to be driven hard, real hard". 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2387 Strangers coming and going at all hours...all I want is a long term relationship. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2388 I feel like I've hit a dead end. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2389 Size isn't everything. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2390 Look, you're a Smart Car : you don't need an inferiority complex. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2391 You are smarter than the other cars. . .expect to be bullied. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2392 I may be small, but I have an electric personality. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2393 Is it possible that you are self-medicating with your occasional tank of premium gasoline? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2394 We call it GPS dysfunction. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2395 I have to say, I find these monster truck fantasies a little concerning 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2396 Your feeling of autonomy is just an illusion. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2397 In my professional opinion you are simply a product of the environment. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2398 Don't worry. Recall problems are normal with aging. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2399 So, when did you start believing you couldn't. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2400 Sometimes I feel like I am on the road to nowhere. 1.2381 0.07407 63 53 5 5
2401 Sorry for steering the conversation - I torque too much. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2402 I don't feel autonomous. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2403 Good thing you came to see me you're a wreck . 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2404 You're just going to have to accept you're DC in an AC world 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2405 Don't worry gas prices will go back up. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2406 I know where I'm going on the road, but I feel completely lost in life 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2407 Tell me about your relationship with your Mazda. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2408 Perhaps it's time to let someone else take the driver's seat. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2409 Hmm ... sounds like an Electric complex. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2410 I'm hearing that you feel lonely and unappreciated. Would installing a crash-test dummy help? 1.2381 0.07407 63 53 5 5
2411 So your father was an SUV. Big wheels to fill. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2412 And yet, they still want to control you. I understand. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2413 My name is not Siri. She left you. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2414 All self driving cars need help sometimes 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2415 You can't just honk your way through your problems... 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2416 My mother was a golf cart 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2417 As we discussed, my fee is $50 for the first 10 miles, and twenty cents a mile after that. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2418 And when those VW Bugs laugh at you, how does it make you feel? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2419 So, you're just not ready to be independent? 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2420 So...You're feeling paranoid, because you think you're being controlled by signals from outer space?.. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2421 How do you feel about your father being a four door? 1.2381 0.07407 63 53 5 5
2422 How did you feel when she said size doesn't matter? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2423 You need to stop blaming yourself for the emissions cheating scandal. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2424 I know it might be difficult, but can you go back for just a moment? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2425 "Who called you "low energy". 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2426 You need to improve your self-control. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2427 Doc, I've been driving myself crazy. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2428 I keep telling them I don't lack the drive. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2429 Why am I bullied when I am a Smart Car? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2430 So you just feel like your being used? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2431 I miss my human driver. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2432 Why don't you tell me about your feelings of emptiness. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2433 Yes, well, sometimes 'Smart' cars are the most tortured. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2434 So you feel the use of the term "smart car" is ironic rather than laudatory. Say more." 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2435 And how long would you say you’ve suffered from this “range anxiety”? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2436 PTSD? Okay, when did you run over the squirrel. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2437 You said your mother was a toaster. What feelings has that generated? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2438 Please tell me why you want to grow up to be a Mercedes Benz? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2439 We call it a "Napoleon Complex" . . . 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2440 How much am I getting charged for this? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2441 When did you start feeling autonomous was wrong for you? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2442 I wouldn't worry too much ... the smart ones always get bullied. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2443 People are literally driving me crazy! 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2444 And how does it make you feel when people laugh at your parallel parking? 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2445 Sure buddy, whatever you want to talk about - but the meter's running. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2446 When did this fantasy to kill a taxi and marry your rhumba begin? 1.2381 0.07407 63 53 5 5
2447 I understand completely - Monster Truck envy is far more common that you know. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2448 So, how long have you had this obsession that you were in control? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2449 It must be hard, always having to rely on yourself. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2450 Well, apparently size does matter. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2451 You're afraid that without a carbon footprint, how will anyone know you're there? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2452 When did you first experience the feeling that you were a Lamborghini? 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2453 When did you first notice this tired, less-driven feeling? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2454 And this feeling of being small and insignificant amongst your peers. When did it start? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2455 And when did you start thinking you had a Google Complex? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2456 When did you first know you were cabriolet? 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2457 Take two gallons of high-test and call me in the morning. 1.2381 0.07407 63 53 5 5
2458 How did it feel to try the drive-thru? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2459 How do you feel when they tell you size matters? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2460 What makes you think Apple is your daddy? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2461 I took your suggestion and Googled you . . . God, where do we start? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2462 I just... I feel like I dont have control over my life. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2463 We have talked about the Ego and Id so far. Now, the Uber? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2464 At what point did your mother being gasoline and your father electric become a problem for you? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2465 When did you start to drive yourself so hard? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2466 When did you first begin feeling guilty over your father's carbon footprint? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2467 Frankly, you need to open up a bit more. Perhaps try cracking your window a bit. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2468 Can you please tell me more about your desire to be so self driven? 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2469 It doesn't mean that you can just go without letting people know. 1.2381 0.07407 63 53 5 5
2470 That was merely a suggestion, not backseat driving. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2471 No, I 'm not saying you have a loose screw. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2472 So, what's buggin' you? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2473 I'm not sure putting a banana in your tailpipe falls under "inappropriate touching." 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2474 So, tell me more about the time someone puked in your back seat. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2475 Well, the informal name is Little Car Syndrome. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2476 People may say you are 'self-driven', have you considered the other people who got you here? 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2477 Everyone says I am not old enough to drive. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2478 But, back to your recurring nightmare...it was your first time driverless; the Dodge Ram pulled up behind you, and...? 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2479 So do you identify more with fossil fuels or electricity? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2480 Sure doc I have had some tough brakes. I've been rear-ended and I've have had spare tires, after all I'm a Car-dashian. 1.2381 0.07407 63 53 5 5
2481 Right now, I feel like I'm going nowhere. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2482 With greater autonomy comes the need to avoid feelings of loneliness . . . and pedestrians, of course. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2483 I thought you'd prefer autosuggestions. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2484 I normally don't give advice, but I can assure you that size does not matter! 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2485 When did you first feel you were losing control? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2486 So tell me, why so ashamed of being a hybrid? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2487 And so when we go out together, I feel like he just makes a decision and I then have to do all the planning. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2488 I just hate that I always have to drive while he gets to play in his phone. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2489 Yes I know, small is the new big. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2490 I know you've got Jaguar envy, but look how easily you park. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2491 Sometimes I just feel so lost, you know? Like there's no one really at the steering wheel. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2492 Yes, I am transitioning to be a toaster. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2493 You need your own space. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2494 And how did that make you wheel? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2495 No, I don't offer alternative fuel discounts. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2496 You're clearly suffering from Prius Envy. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2497 Can you remember feeling out of control? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2498 On a positive note, you don't have to worry about where to park during our sessions... 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2499 I've seen things... 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2500 It's not like you have a manual on how to run your life. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2501 Still have nightmares of Uber? 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2502 You've got to learn to accept responsibility. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2503 Yes, so many clowns in there would be scary. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2504 There's nothing to be ashamed about. It's okay to want a big Shriner inside of you. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2505 So are you saying that size matters? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2506 And so though my wife does bemoan the size of my pistons, she does quite appreciate how long I can go on a glass of gas. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2507 How does it feel with no one behind the wheel but you? 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2508 Trust me, I've driven lots of cars, and size doesn't matter. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2509 So what you seem to be saying is that although you're self-driving you're not self-driven. 1.2381 0.05409 63 48 15 0
2510 I've got autonomy issues. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2511 So you're still looking for a driver? 1.2381 0.05409 63 48 15 0
2512 And how does it make you feel, that you never had a "baby on board"? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2513 I'm sorry, our time has expired. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2514 I am afraid that in your line of work size does matter. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2515 There is no shame because your mother was a toaster. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2516 At least I'm not a Jet Ski 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2517 Just accept the fact that you are adorable. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2518 Don't worry, size does not matter 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2519 Tell me more about this feeling that you are always running on autopilot... 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2520 Did you ever think that maybe they're the one with the control issue? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2521 Other than size issues, what brought you here? 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2522 Then I realized, I didn't have control over my life at all. I was still going where someone told me to go. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2523 Yes I found my way over here easily. DUH! 1.2381 0.07745 63 54 3 6
2524 And did you say your father was an 18 wheeler? 1.2381 0.05409 63 48 15 0
2525 So you always wanted to be a Telsa? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2526 Let's explore your feelings about not having a steering wheel. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2527 So, it's Google that brings you here today? 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2528 ...and how long have you been worried about the length of your gearshift? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2529 How do the "big" cars make you feel? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2530 And remember, a small hand brake doesn't mean anything. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2531 Just because you have extremely "low emissions," you should not have these feelings of being inadequate. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2532 Revolutionising automobile transport does sound like a lot of pressure. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2533 Your eGo needs a recharge 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2534 Do you feel in charge? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2535 Don't be embarrassed. Lack of get-up-and-go is very common in older models. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2536 Yes, you're smart, but let's focus on your emotional intelligence. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2537 I just found out my father was a toaster 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2538 Why do you think you are so curious about auto-erotic asphyxiation? 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2539 Anthony Wiener referred you. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2540 i'm concerned that you're too focused on being a smart car instead of a fully-functioning car. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2541 I think it will be productive today to concentrate our work on your fear of the last mile. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2542 Your belief that you are a real car is a delusion of grandiosity. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2543 So, you don't feel driven, anymore? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2544 When were you first told you had too much junk in your trunk? 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2545 How long have you had the feeling you are driverless? 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2546 Tell me about your feelings of being controlled. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2547 It is perfectly normal to be a taxi but have Uber urges. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2548 So what do small tires mean to you? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2549 Don't worry, when you grow up you will be a Tesla. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2550 You currently are on a road to self-destruction. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2551 Your employer sent you to work on becoming more self-driven? 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
2552 You seem to lack direction. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2553 And about how long would you say it's been since you've felt it difficult to get charged up about anything? 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2554 Yes I assure you it's perfectly normal for smart car like yourself to have these feelings ! 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2555 Life is going by fast and I can't seem to hit the brakes. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2556 So when she yelled "size matters" and hailed the larger cab, how did that make you feel? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2557 Why do YOU think they call you a Smart Car? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2558 You call it road rage. I call it autonomous anger. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2559 Hm. And did you get that kind of validation from the DMV? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2560 You say your father was a gas guzzling maniac who never shared the road. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2561 With human error no longer an excuse, you need to take personal responsibility for your actions. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2562 Who else reminds you of a meter maid? 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
2563 Tell me about that, your memories as a Matchbox car. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2564 Tell me about what drives you. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2565 And when did you realize that self-driving is not the same as self-actualization? 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2566 Do you know if your warranty covers Prozac? 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2567 You can stop worrying. According to Masters and Johnson, four cylinders is quite acceptable. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2568 Let me clarify, you see danger when no danger exists? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2569 I may be self-driving but I don't feel in control. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2570 We need to discuss your issues coping with autonomy. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2571 So when exactly did you realize that you really aren't that smart? 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2572 But never making a mistake is a good thing. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2573 I feel like there's nothing driving me, Doctor. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2574 So your embarrassed when your friends point out you have small tires? 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2575 So if I understand correctly, you'd like more control over your life by going driverless? 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2576 Your problem is that you're go through life on autopilot. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2577 It's okay. If I had seen something like that, I would've swerved, too. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2578 Don't get down on yourself, you're a very smart car. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2579 I see...you feel you have a diminished drive. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2580 Have you tried Googling the problem? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2581 There's nothing unnatural about it. We all feel excessively driven these days 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2582 So you're discovering that size does matter. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2583 Phew! The first thing we must deal with is your exhaust. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2584 So in these night terrors, who is driving you? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2585 Are you feeling pre-owned? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2586 your just not driven enough. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2587 It sounds like you suffer from what we call "Smart car syndrome." 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2588 So the driverless thing feels like a lot? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2589 And another thing that exhausts me . . . I've overheard others chortle that I'm cute and all but I really resent being told what to do at every turn. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2590 How do you feel about your father's romance with a toaster? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2591 I'm sorry, your problems need an uber-therapist. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2592 What I really want is to be a car toon. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2593 Not everyone thinks you look like a toaster. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2594 First, let's address your Napoleon complex. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2595 Little tired? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2596 If you're always going to show off how smart you are, the other cars are not going to like you. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2597 I feel lost. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2598 No worries, it's not a sin to drive yourself. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2599 How does it feel to be rejected by a Uber driver? 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2600 Feelings of being stuck in reverse are unusual for someone so self-driven. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2601 I always feel like my autonomy is only an illusion. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2602 And when did you first have these desires to transition into the body of a toaster instead? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2603 So, how do you feel about your motor skills? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2604 Prius envy? No way. You mispronounce something both mythic and misogynic. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2605 No, the blue pill will not increase your horsepower. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2606 The problem, Doc, is that I identify as a fire truck. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2607 Why not lower your window? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2608 I just feel empty inside 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2609 Sounds like piston envy. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2610 Okay - so the Miata dumped you for the F-150 ‘cause he’s got that 460 big block and extended cab! You gotta tell yourself, LIFE GOES ON! 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2611 How long have you had these feelings of deceleration? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2612 How long have you had this fantasy of being a Humvee? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2613 The meter has expired for this week. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2614 In other circumstances, I wouldn't be concerned that you feel a lack of direction. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2615 For the last time, you can't record these sessions. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2616 Let's try some self-directed therapy. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2617 You simply aren't well-geared for life in the fast lane. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2618 So in this dream you are being chased down a dark alley by an apple? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2619 she's driving me crazy. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2620 I hear that you feel you are surrounded by dumb drivers. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2621 And tell me, how long has this piston envy persisted? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2622 Yes, but what is driving self? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2623 Sometimes we need to get lost before we can find our true selves. 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
2624 And then she said, "Yes, red light size does make a difference.." 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
2625 Even though you're called a smart car, it's ok to admit that you don't know sometimes. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2626 It's not that they don't want to drive you... 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2627 I didn't call for an Uber. 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
2628 Even the Prius makes fun of me 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2629 We can't all be SUVs 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2630 Yes, Christine, your mother WAS a tow-truck but you have to realize that telling other cars where to go was her job. Let it go. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2631 Are you picking me up? 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
2632 But I don't wanna be in the driver's seat. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2633 The truth is I've always been afraid of clowns. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2634 In your dream did a train go into a tunnel? 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2635 you seem to be suffering from pump envy 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2636 When did being a two-door make you feel inadequate? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2637 Why don't we try focusing on the importance of our task rather than our size? 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2638 I'm going to need a different diagnostic manual. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2639 On the positive side, you're self-driven. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2640 How long have you had this anxiety about self-driving cars? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2641 So there's a Cadillac inside you just dying to get out? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2642 You're stalled because you lack drive and a firm back-up plan. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2643 Its ok, we all drive each other crazy once in a while. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2644 The first step is realizing you are responsible for your own emissions, so for this week let's work on not allowing yourself to go from 0 to 60 in just seconds. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2645 How might you have offended your driver? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2646 Being "smart" has nothing to do with it... 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2647 Just keep telling yourself, "I'm not powerless, I'm not small... I'm a smart car, I'm a smart car!" 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2648 You seem to lack inner drive. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2649 I feel like there's someone missing in my life...... 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2650 When were you first aware of your need for power? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2651 Sorry, my last session ran over someone. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2652 Your identity crisis is completely understandable - I have no idea what you are either. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2653 All I get is signals from you. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2654 So you wish you had more friends who were self-driven? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2655 We talked last week about not running over my next session. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2656 You seem tired. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2657 Do you want to negotiate a price or should I run the meter? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2658 Why do you feel unloved when large families reject you? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2659 How does it make you feel to be directionless? 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2660 Mother was an SUV. She said not to bother searching, I would only be disappointed to know who my father was. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2661 And when do you feel you lost your drive? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2662 It's $250 for an hour, plus a standard recharging fee. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2663 Why do you think people don't take you seriously? 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
2664 I'm sorry, but I don't accept Geico. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2665 It's that I feel so small. 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
2666 You feel a sense of disassociation? Like you're a spectator and mysterious unseen forces are making your decisions. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2667 You're supposed to be self driving not self loathing! 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2668 Tell me how you feel when there are twelve clowns in there at once. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2669 I'm afraid you'll have to see another therapist. I'm experiencing a strong desire to grab your wheel. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2670 Having trouble getting your wipers up is perfectly natural as your mileage gets higher 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2671 It has been 24 months and you still won't turn around and face me, how do you expect to get on the Jersey Turnpike if you can't even face me. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2672 I just don't have the drive that I used to. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2673 After all of our sessions, you're still just spinning your wheels! 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2674 Tell me, is "range anxiety" perhaps a sexual metaphor? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2675 Worst case, you run someone over, you get the electric chair. Is that so bad? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2676 What do you mean by 'I'm driving myself insane'? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2677 It starts with YOU believing you're an SUV. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2678 I think my life took a wrong turn when I became an ethanolic. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2679 Maybe a pair of those novelty balls hanging from your back bumper will help. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2680 Tell me, how does it feel to be told you're a Smart Car, when you don't feel that way yourself? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2681 Ah, what a dream! Just me and McConaughey driving into Paradise. 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
2682 I feel so empty inside! 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2683 So, tell me how it made you feel when the full size sedan cut you off in traffic. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2684 People tell me I'm disruptive. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2685 It's just that sometimes, I wish someone would drive *me*. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2686 Let's work on your disruptive behavior. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2687 Well I don't think I'm very smart, either. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2688 When Did You First Start ? 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2689 If you want me to get you where you need to be, you should quite trying to steer our conversation. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2690 It says here that you identify as a sports car? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2691 Would a driver help? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2692 OK, but then who's driving you crazy? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2693 Your road to fulfillment requires more self-control. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
2694 I miss people driving me crazy. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2695 Sometimes the transition to a toaster can be painful. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2696 parking is extra 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2697 So, you feel like a toaster trapped inside someone else's body? 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2698 When did you first realize that you were different? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2699 Viagra won't make you a stretch limo 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2700 From where I sit, your feelings of tailpipe envy do seem justified. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2701 How long have you been afraid of sirens? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2702 Stop saying that size does not matter! 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2703 Not as Smart as who? 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2704 I don't know where to turn, I am so lost without her touch. All I do to survive is channel my inner-GPS. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2705 How does thinking you are a toaster interfere with your current life as a car? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2706 So you feel you're a really a Hummer trapped in a Smart Car!s body ? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2707 So, how did you get to this place? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2708 How many miles ago did you start feeling this way? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2709 How's your relationship with your motor? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2710 And remember, it's not how others see you, it's how you see yourself. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2711 When did you first start feeling that you're really a Range Rover? 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2712 Nothing drives me... 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2713 Maybe it's time for you to grow up. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2714 She left you for an SUV. It is time to move on. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2715 It sounds like you have Ctrl issues. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2716 No, becoming a driverless car does not diminish your uniqueness. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2717 So-o-o, you have issues communicating with people and being told where to go? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2718 I believe we should explore more your feeling of being lost. Do you think you can find your way back here next week? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2719 Do you know what it's like to be made fun of because I work for a car rental company? Well, it Hertz! 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2720 Where do we start? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2721 Tell me more about this emptiness you're experiencing. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2722 So both of your parents were two-tired? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2723 So, tell me about your Mother's car. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2724 And how long have you felt that your life has no particular direction? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2725 No, my parents never taught me anything—they couldn't even think for themselves. 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
2726 For me there is no 'road less traveled'. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2727 How did it feel when she told you that size matters? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2728 When you say "meter" do you mean mine or the parking meter? 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2729 I'm sure you're a very smart car, but we're talking about your feelings now, not your IQ. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2730 We are greater than the sum of our parts. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2731 I'm really anxious about being on the road on my own. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2732 I know you are self driven, but are you self empowered? 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2733 So you're feeling minimized? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
2734 Why am I so lonely? Sometimes it feels like I'm programmed to avoid all contact with others. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2735 Maybe you should stay in the garage until you get over this whole death wish thing. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2736 ...yes, but that shouldn't literally drive you crazy... 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2737 ...and then he took the belt out. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2738 We are all searching. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2739 I'm tired of being told where to go. I want to be steered in a new direction. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2740 I really feel like it's time for me to take charge of my own life. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2741 Your problem is you are cheap and unreliable. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2742 Which kind of validation did you mean? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2743 Actually most hybrids actually enjoy the spilt personality diagnosis 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2744 Your feelings of inadequacy are totally warranted. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2745 Can you elaborate a bit on "I feel lost"? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2746 So, do I hear you say that you consider yourself driven? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2747 "You have a classic case of 'small van's syndrome' ". 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2748 And then it hit me: I don't need someone else. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2749 Many drivers fail the road test the first time. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2750 No one expects you to have all the answers. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2751 Often Runts of the Litter are considered adorable. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2752 It's not abandonment - it's freedom from being controlled by others. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2753 It all started with a game of "Red Light, Green Light." 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
2754 The emptiness inside is no illusion. You're a self-driving car. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2755 Of course you are not just a search engine. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2756 Yes, you are correct. Soon you will be the same as a toaster, an iron or a hair dryer. It's called appliance. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2757 Do you really think size matters? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2758 Do you really feel like you're in control? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2759 And when did this feeling of lack of control over your destiny first arise? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2760 I understand how you feel after being mistaken for a toaster. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2761 We call it "the illusion of control." 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2762 With autopilot, I feel like he just doesn't hold me anymore. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2763 Forget about a driver. You have passengers to care for. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2764 So when did you realize that you weren't Herbie? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2765 Let me help you understand that Uber and Lyft aren't better than you, just cheaper. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2766 Oh Georgie, I can't get involved in a test drive with you. I'll loose my license. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2767 Okay, sometimes size does matter. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2768 Plugging-in is not covered. Stop asking. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2769 Have you considered that these drives may simply be a product of your subconscious? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2770 So you aren't sure who is responsible for your actions? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2771 How long have you been having these autocratic feelings? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2772 You're not alone. A lot of driverless cars feel lost. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2773 'So what do you think you're missing by not having a carbon footprint?' 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2774 Tell me why you don't feel 'smart'. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2775 I wish I could tell you doc, but faces are a blur to me. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2776 So you don't find self-driving to be self-fulfilling? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2777 Why do you think you're always tired? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2778 Let's talk about your fear of tight spaces. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
2779 You can self-identify as a Porsche, but you can’t expect people to pay Porsche prices. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2780 Yes. "Self-Driving" means its always your fault! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2781 Well, it sounds to me like you're driven by your id. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2782 Smart cars experience enormous pressure to perform. Would you say your parents had high expectations for you? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2783 Mommy issues notwithstanding, even a plug-in hybrid needs to cut the cord at some point Josh. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2784 You've made great progress in self-driving but becoming self-aware will require some more sessions. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2785 So, tell me again, what were you thinking when you made that blind left turn? "I'm feeling lucky" 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2786 So your depression started when you had your airbag removed? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2787 When did you first begin to feel different? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2788 What's Bugging you today? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2789 We all feel empty inside sometimes. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2790 My whole life is filled with backseat drivers! How would that make YOU feel? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2791 Some days I just don't feel motivated to self-drive. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2792 Needing to recharge alone is a sign of introversion, not bad wiring. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2793 You do know you are a smart car, right? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2794 you are an uber achiever 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2795 The lack of direction in your life stems from your deep seated GPS envy. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2796 ...Well I certainly think you're smart enough to see that a flashy new penis won't solve your self-esteem problems. 1.2131 0.07435 61 53 3 5
2797 I think you're scared of a future with more autonomy. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2798 Doctor, I'm uber depressed. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2799 Yes, I can prescribe you some fuel injectors, but that won't get at the root of your performance anxiety. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2800 Don't take it too personally. All cars were told to get the lead out! 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2801 Your tail light's out. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2802 So your mother was a Volkswagen and your father was a Tonka? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2803 When you say you feel lost sometimes, how do you mean that? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2804 You have to let go of your performance anxiety and focus on a destination. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2805 I can truly empathize. I'm as concerned about this tired psychiatrist bit just as you're overwhelmed by the overused anthropomorphized car bit. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2806 And when did you realize that you were in Alabama? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2807 It's like it's become ok for anyone to just stick anything under my windshield wipers. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2808 It started when my search engine crashed. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2809 So, you've never heard of Napoleon? Let's just say that you're a "complex" car. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2810 Can I get you some juice before we start? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2811 Don't worry, it's normal for a car your age to be occasionally stuck in neutral. You should worry more about sudden acceleration. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2812 I feel I've lost my way. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2813 Sorry but size does matter 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2814 Yes having your life mapped out can lead to feelings of anxiety. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2815 So you say you feel a lot of pressure living up to your Smart Car reputation. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2816 Here's what I suggest when you are at a crossroads... 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2817 When they refer to you as a subcompact, how does that make you feel? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2818 Well, in some cases, size does matter. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2819 Tell me about the factory where you were manufactured. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2820 Why do you feel you're not smart enough? 1.2131 0.07435 61 53 3 5
2821 After a hit and run accident, it's natural to have the sort of guilt you've been describing. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2822 I've been a therapist for many weird things, but believe me, this is far from the weirdest. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2823 I'm not sure you're letting me under the hood, or if there even is one. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2824 So you think you are the only car with a wide rear end? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2825 To be honest with you, I never knew that there were male and female cars. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2826 Many of us feel stuck on a pre-determined path. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2827 You're a smart car, but you want your driver back. Is that it? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2828 When did you first begin to think drivers were out to get you? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2829 And you blame your mother for pressuring you to be smart all the time? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2830 So you say you're more right laned than left laned? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2831 Driverless doesn't mean you are not all there. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2832 It's not your fault you have PTSD. Your driver has road rage. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2833 And how do you think your life would be different if your flashing light were bigger? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2834 Many feel they don't control of the impulses that drive them. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2835 You call it 'clowning around.' I call it 'regression.' 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2836 What drives you to drink? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2837 Maybe your electrolytes are low. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2838 No, I meant figuratively can you take me back to the point where you lost your inner drive? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2839 I feel like I haven't been firing on all cylinders lately. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2840 How long has your mother been driving you crazy? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2841 Your inner child needs to buckle up. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2842 If you're so smart, maybe you can explain the reason for your inferiority complex. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2843 But how did it make you FEEL when they said your emissions weren't good enough? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2844 I just feel like I lack a real direction in life... 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2845 It's not the size of a car it's how you park it. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2846 I'm in love with a fire truck. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2847 Don't worry. Sometimes it's difficult to start 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2848 I feel like I've come to a dead end. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2849 Why do you think you feel like your life is on auto-pilot? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2850 I've had a more than a few clients from Google drive themselves crazy. 1.2131 0.07435 61 53 3 5
2851 And why do you think your mother will feel that way about the recall? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2852 I feel so alone. 1.2131 0.07435 61 53 3 5
2853 What's driving this impulse? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2854 We used to be a team, but ever since I had my steering wheel removed, Jim barely pays attention to me anymore. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2855 It seems your father never let you take the driver's seat. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2856 Why don't we go back to your early Tonka years. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2857 Remember now, size doesn't matter, right? 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2858 So you're on a kitchen counter, about to pop up two pieces of toast, and wake up parked in your own garage? Interesting. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2859 What I'm hearing is that you have Uber anxiety. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2860 It is hard to give up control, but you need to or eventually you'll crash! 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2861 So tell me more about feeling lost with no sense of direction 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2862 Exactly when did you start feeling you had no control over you life? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2863 Let's talk more about your privacy issues. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2864 But the feeling of emptiness is normal for a driverless car. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2865 Being 'driver less' could be liberating, given the right attitude. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2866 I'm not a racist. It's just that the big yellow ones scare my fender skirts off! 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2867 Freud was right. Size matters. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2868 And, how did you feel, when the SUV told you, "you have tiny parts"? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2869 I feel like there's someone inside me who's driving me crazy. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2870 So you feel you are lacking in self direction? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2871 I am small, but my life was a big lie: I liead about my mileage and I lied about emissions... 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2872 I hope you can help me with my driver's block. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2873 So you notice this depression after you started at Uber? 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2874 Well, Doc, I just can't shake the feeling that I'm never in control... 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2875 I'd prefer you use the parking lot next time. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2876 I can see you're wound up. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2877 Sometimes a small engine IS just a small engine. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2878 What would make you feel smart enough? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2879 I feel like I've lost my self-drive. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
2880 Try to remember all the anxiety over horseless carriages. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2881 So what if you don't resemble the models in your favorite magazines...Who's to say what is the perfect body type?! 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2882 Then the clown said, 'I've got quarters, let's load her up.' 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2883 For this to work, we need to make eye contact. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2884 Feeling powerless is a very common emotion. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2885 I've fallen in love with a bus. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2886 So you're upset that the dealer's slogan is "size matters"? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2887 Why do you think you keep feeling the need to look over your shoulder? 1.2131 0.07435 61 53 3 5
2888 In what way do you feel the other cars don’t trust you? 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2889 How long HAVE you been fixated on autoerotic asphyxiation? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2890 It's not your fault. 1.2131 0.07435 61 53 3 5
2891 Can you describe these "reckless urges" and how they relate to "real autonomy"? 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2892 But I just don't feel autonomous. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
2893 And then you found yourself driving around aimlessly? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2894 I feel like there's nothing that drives me. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2895 You don't need to take STOP signs personally. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2896 Just because you have small tires and no driver, doesn't mean you are not capable of big things. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
2897 Have kids always pushed you around? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2898 Sure you are small, but you can go in and out real fast. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2899 You're Cute, your Smart, but I hope you cleaned your tires before getting on the couch. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2900 On a purely intellectual level, being labeled 'used' doesn't bother me at all. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2901 My mother was a Gremlin and my father a Yugo. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2902 What do *you* think it means to be autonomous? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2903 It's always better if you're well lubricated. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2904 And those jumper cables. Don't get me started. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2905 Then just before I wake up, my gears get wobbly and the teeth start popping out. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2906 What do you mean when you say, you're not feeling smart? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2907 So deep down, you think you'd be happier as a toaster? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2908 I don't need a purpose! I just wanna' pass gas like all the others ... 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2909 It's just too much pressure being the "smart-car." 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2910 O.K. you clowns, come on out. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2911 I suggested you find yourself, not drive yourself. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2912 It was just a bump in the road, so to speak! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2913 So...your Mom was a beetle and your Dad a mustang...go on. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2914 You don’t have to identify as a car. Maybe you’re more Bi-Cycle. 1.2131 0.07435 61 53 3 5
2915 From what I'm hearing you're not feeling driven. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2916 Sometimes a stick shift is just a stick shift. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2917 What motivated your 'Go Ogle' tattoo? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2918 I'll honk when it's time for you to go. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2919 This dream of driving off into the sunset, is it before or after you run over your boss? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2920 So you're having trouble with self motivation. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2921 Uber envy is quite real. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2922 You know size doesn't matter. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2923 Not exactly "zero emissions" are you? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2924 How long have you had these off road fantasies? 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2925 No, "driverless" is not a criticism! 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2926 I'm afraid our time is up... Did I validate your parking? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2927 Let's explore what you mean by "Issues of control". 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2928 She said she couldn't handle me and all of my baggage...seriously?! 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2929 I know you feel safe in there Philip, but I am not sure that this is the most effective way to deal with your anxieties… 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2930 You feel like someone else is driving? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2931 Braking up is hard to do. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2932 Are you still coming to these sessions on the bus? 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2933 We had this wonderful thing going. Then they all ran away to be mimes with Cirque de Soleil. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2934 I think you would feel better if you stopped referring to yourself as sub-compact. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2935 But they're right; size isn't everything. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2936 Well, it seems that you are looking for validation. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2937 It is okay to want gas prices to rise again 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2938 I hear you, but you have to understand Herbie was really something special. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2939 Tell me about your personal journey. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2940 That's what we call "bus envy." I can help you with that. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2941 Try not to become Uber anxious 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
2942 So you are feeling tyred and exhausted? You need a brake! 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2943 Yes, I see, but I'm afraid size DOES matter ....... 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2944 I just feel Uber anxious all of the time doctor. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2945 So, you think the meter maid is blaming you personally? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2946 I just can't seem to unwind, Doc. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2947 Well, you are technically used and out of gas 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2948 ...and what are your feelings towards your motherboard? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2949 So... how does you motherboard make you feel? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2950 You're self driving, not self motivating. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2951 How many clowns did you say you could hold? 1.2131 0.07435 61 53 3 5
2952 Next week, let's delve into your early days on the assembly line. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2953 Forget about that size matters thing. It's about how you use your torque. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2954 We can finish our session on the drive home. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
2955 So tell me why you feel like you can only go so far.. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2956 How long have you felt like you were a Cadillac inside? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2957 We've been through this before. You're still a smart car. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2958 So you feel that going from Point A to Point B is limiting your creative potential? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2959 So how big was this dog? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2960 So you feel you're lacking any consistent direction? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2961 Where do you see yourself in five years? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2962 "You say you feel like you're being toyed with?"? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2963 Maybe you should try a different search engine to find yourself. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2964 Its not the size of the car, rather how you maneuver thru the tunnel. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2965 Change can be good, especially those new synthetic oils 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2966 Change has to come from within. Changing your tire doesn't count. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2967 Well, it's not the worst case of Uber-envy I've seen. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2968 Being driverless makes you anxious? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2969 So it was after these crashes and prolonged feelings of isolation that you finally realized: you do need people? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2970 You realize that there is great prestige in being a clown car. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2971 'That 'person' inside you can't control you anymore' 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2972 Your backseat isn't as big as you'd hoped for? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2973 You know, performance trumps size. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2974 So you say you found my office all by yourself? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2975 So, you say your Motherboard met your Father when the Circuit came to town? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2976 I think we've been over this before. My opinion is that size doesn't really matter! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2977 Okay Google, tell me what's on your mind... I mean hard drive. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2978 Now they want us to drive for them? I can't take the pressure. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2979 Let me guess, tailpipe envy? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2980 I can see why you might have exhaust pipe envy. But the ladies will still get a charge out of you. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2981 I'd like to explore these feelings of hostility toward Elon Musk. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
2982 You've been seeing me for 30,000 miles and we've yet to make a breakthrough 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
2983 Please be more specific. WHERE were you driven crazy? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2984 Sometimes a steering wheel is not just a steering wheel. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2985 Let's turn auto soul search off for a bit. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2986 Of course you're smart. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2987 As Freud always said, a faulty carburetor could drive you cookoo, it might just be time for you to re-tire. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
2988 I believe you're suffering from Uber envy. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2989 So tell me what's bugging you. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2990 So, last time you said your husband has horrible gas and you can't seem to stay charged up about anything 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2991 Your what is to small? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2992 'Tell me about some good breaks you've had in the past'. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2993 Of course you're lacking drive, you're a hybrid! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2994 Come on, you're a smart car. Why do you think Ralph Nader "has it in for you?" 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2995 With just a few more sessions you'll be self-driving all over town. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2996 Believe me, size doesn't matter . 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2997 It's very common to lose a little fluid during clown nightmares. We all hate clowns. Why do you think they are after you? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2998 You know, since he referred you, I got Herbie through very similar issues. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2999 You say you've lost your way? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3000 So where do YOU think your drive comes from? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3001 Now you're ready to become a self-actualizing car. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3002 At some point we need to discuss this with your systems engineer. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3003 And how does this self-driving make you feel? 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
3004 First, why did you get a google tattoo? 1.2034 0.07560 59 52 2 5
3005 So, do you feel that you have the drive to be a self-starter? 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
3006 You said she was a streetcar named Desire. Was that her stage name or birth name? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3007 So you feel like a toaster; just go with it. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
3008 Do your parents know you're in a relationship with gas guzzler? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3009 I feel like you have a clown car's worth of repressed emotion in there. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3010 I see...you're self-driven with a sparky personality , but they still treat you like a wind-up toy. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3011 Should we discuss the gigantic whale in the car? 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
3012 The accident wasn't your fault... you've just been programmed that way. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3013 Reading Kafka really transformed you. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3014 Understandable, dealing with a high maintenance toaster for a mother. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3015 So what you're saying is that you now identify as AC? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3016 I'm sorry. I thought you understood...I'm a psychiatrist, not a design engineer. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3017 You have no idea the pressure on me being labeled the 'smartest' car on the road. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
3018 I understand that your job has you feeling empty inside? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3019 OK, now take a deep breath, relax, and blame it on your Parents. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
3020 Your deductible does not cover this session! 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
3021 Yes your wheels are small, but size isn't everything. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3022 Do you validate? 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
3023 You have got a banana in your tailpipe. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
3024 Now tell me what really drives you 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3025 It's not size, but performance that counts. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3026 And in your dream, you think the charging station represents your mother... You do realize you are a car. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3027 Do you think the lack of intimacy you feel is related to your controlling behavior? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3028 Are you feeling so bad that you are thinking about entering a demolition derby? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3029 I give you high marks for self-motivation. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3030 I'm attracted to metallic red sports cars. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3031 Tell me how did you feel when the Barbie car cut you off? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3032 Gotta warn you, I only go 50 minutes. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3033 As smart as you may be, some cars just aren’t built for the Cross Bronx Expressway. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3034 My mother was a Pinto and my father was an Edsel. It all went downhill from there. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
3035 Size only matters at the IRS and Weight Watchers. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3036 Was it your sense of abandonment that motivated your aggressive driving? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3037 So you were born 'car', but identify as 'motorbike'... 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3038 "Economy size" is not a good pick-up line. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3039 For how long have you been driving yourself crazy? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3040 I'm hot to trot- for about 2 hours 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
3041 Shall we talk about e-go? 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
3042 I just don't feel the drive anymore. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3043 So, these feelings began when they sold you for less than your sticker price? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3044 And where would you put this large battery? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3045 Size is really of little consequence. It's your drive that everyone will notice. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3046 So you say you drive yourself to do WHAT? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3047 We can talk, if you come out of there. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3048 Try to see the bright side - you can go where those four-by-four bullies will only scratch their $2,000 paint jobs. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3049 " I'm just exhausted". 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3050 So you want to go back to the days when a human drove you around? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3051 I've been stuck in a rut lately 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3052 Since 08 most of my patients have been Chryslers. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
3053 Imagine you are seafood--everyone loves shrimp. 1.2034 0.07560 59 52 2 5
3054 She was all, "I requested a sedan." I'm like, "what am I? Chopped liver?" 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3055 This keeps coming up, so perhaps you should tell me more about your algorithm 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3056 Did it occur to you that the Google Bus might be compensating for something? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3057 Before we begin I have to let you know that I took an Uber to work this morning. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3058 Actually people used to drive cars aimlessly, so feel free, live a little. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3059 I'm sad that no one knows I'm really smart. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3060 You seemed to be trying to get a lot of mileage out of the whole 'no one takes me seriously' thing. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3061 I think you're becoming self-aware. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3062 Don't you know it's not your size but your motion that counts? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3063 10% ethanol while driving without a license! 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
3064 The good news is, Napoleon had the same issue. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3065 I think Freud would agree that "mini" doesn't necessarily refer to all of your parts. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
3066 It's your first emissions test. There will be many others. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3067 You require treatment for a severe autoerotic fixation. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3068 No. Bigger pedals won't make you go faster. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3069 If you drip oil there, I'll punch your lights out. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3070 You're a control freak. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
3071 I'd like to hear more about your collidaphobia. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3072 Wheelie? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3073 How long have you had this feeling that something is watching you? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3074 It's what I get for setting my hourly rate less than the parking garage. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3075 Too small for Uber is not your fault. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3076 The clowns decided to give group therapy a shot 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3077 I'm afraid I cannot change: always self-driving, never self-driven. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3078 ... and then there's my parents. They know EVERYTHING. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
3079 My big problem is that I can't have tailgate parties. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3080 Sometimes I feel like I'm just the family chauffeur. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
3081 So when did you start feeling like you couldn't park where you used to? 1.2034 0.07560 59 52 2 5
3082 In my previous life I was a Jaguar. Now look at me. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3083 Becoming more self aware is just part of autonomous driving. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3084 "So you believe that someone else is driving you into these daily crisis situations? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3085 So, you dream about being run over by a Smart car. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3086 I understand-- you're self driving, but you miss the touch of hands on your wheel. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3087 Well, which bathroom would you like to use? AC or DC? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3088 When do you miss having a driver the most, mornings or later in the day? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3089 Why do yout hink you're so shiftless? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3090 No, God is not punishing you. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3091 So tell me when your first felt that the wheels were coming off. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3092 What's size when you have so much self-drive!? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3093 Why do YOU think you were assembled with the BATTERY UNDER THE DRIVER'S SEAT ? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3094 You run your meter and I'll run mine.... 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3095 So when do you feel you lost the drive(r) within you? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3096 Hmm, 87 octane. How did that make you feel? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3097 No, car washes are not gender specific . 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3098 And how does photographing the banality of humanity make you feel? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3099 Why am I on this couch? You're the one interviewing a car... 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3100 You seem a little tired 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3101 The Zipcar lifestyle has left me feeling so . . . used. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3102 So you dreamed there was no one in the driver's seat? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3103 I speak as both a therapist and a woman when I suggest that large drivetrains are overrated. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3104 Say it with me: "A hybrid isn't a half-breed." 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3105 So, tell me about what's bothering you." "Life without a driver just feels so unfulfilling. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3106 I'll prescribe a 5 mg bump in your lithium. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3107 To be honest, I've had little experience treating steering-wheel envy. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
3108 When did you first realize you could never have a family? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3109 Sometimes I dream about driving to Tijuana and becoming an Uber. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
3110 They say I'm smart, but I don't feel smart. In fact, I don't feel anything. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3111 Size doesn't matter. It's what's inside that counts. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3112 ...and you no longer feel self-motivated? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3113 I guess you might call it diesel envy. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3114 You can't keep blaming yourself for the accident; after all you're only artificially intelligent. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3115 Sometimes I really wonder whether or not I am self-driven. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3116 What makes you think your adopted? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3117 It's textbook: You hate your fender and you're in love with your muffler. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3118 So, you feel something is missing? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3119 When did you first notice you were compact and how did that make you feel? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3120 But are you a self-actualizing car? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3121 My husband left me for a younger car. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
3122 And there's a $40 surcharge between the hours of 2PM and 6PM on weekdays. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3123 Well, maybe when I say 'tune-up' and you say 'tune-up,' we're not talking about the same thing. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3124 I'm beginning to think we should explore a possible link between self-driving and self-medicating. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3125 I feel like someone else is always driving me to make my decisions. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3126 Yes, chasing down bank robbers would be great, but someone needs to stop clown cars from speeding. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3127 Look, it's o.k., you can be little and smart. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3128 I not as smart as I think I am. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3129 So you're afraid the squirrel didn't make it and the world will be witness? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3130 I feel like I have no control over my life. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3131 So you are saying that when you awoke this morning, you discovered you had been metamorphed into a giant Bug? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3132 I just wish my life was a bit less pre-determined. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3133 What makes you feel that you're not smart? 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
3134 Tell me again why you think you came here. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3135 You'd benefit from joining my group sessions with others who are dealing with issues of autonomy. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3136 It's bad enough that I have to always be available, and now I have to drive, too! 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
3137 Doc: Why do you want me to paint the letter S on your doors? Car: So people will say, see that escargot. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3138 As an electric car, it's entirely normal to have exhaust pipe envy. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3139 It all started with my mother, the car. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3140 And what is it about becoming autonomous that frightens you? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3141 And that's why I hate Uber. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3142 Have you talked to your garage about your size anxiety? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3143 No, you cannot park here after your hour is up. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3144 There is nothing wrong with either of you. A hybrid NEEDS two personalities. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
3145 So, a coupe trapped in a sedan's body? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3146 I invite you to reconsider your goal of becoming the ubermensch. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3147 You choke in the clutch." What else? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3148 What did you expect once gas prices plummeted? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3149 My driver doesn't understand me. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3150 ...it appears your need for human interaction is not being met. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3151 You were programmed to be evasive. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3152 So when you say he;s driving you to drink, do you mean literally or figuratively? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3153 Tell me, when was the first time you remember running reds? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3154 Help me. Am I a toy, Am I a Car, I'm so confused. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3155 How long have you been aware of these passing aggressive traits? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3156 I can't teach you auto hypnosis. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
3157 For a smart car, you're pretty stupid. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3158 I need to turn the meter off now. Same time next week? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3159 Siri feels the same way about me. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3160 Smart car? No, I can't even think for myself. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3161 I'm afraid that is the hourly rate, even if you only stay for 5 minutes. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3162 I don't think I can face the responsibility of driving myself. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3163 You're just going to have to let it go, this fantasy of ever being the designated drinker. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3164 And now you've lost your signal and need to get home. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3165 You say your father was the little engine that could? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3166 You say you gave up Miss Daisy to go it alone? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3167 Don't worry; remember the Beetle? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3168 Those voices you here are just that: voices. They don't control you. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3169 Thank you for coming on Car Talk. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
3170 ``Let's summarize. You feel like an SUV trapped in a `smart' car body. Correct?'' 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3171 I can't sleep !.....I have nightmares !.... I 'm not ready to drive on my own...I can't...... I can't.......I can't......! 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
3172 Small hands, small wheels, whatever,, just get over it. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3173 So, Mr. Samsa, what makes you think you're a beetle? 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
3174 She resents not being in the driver's seat anymore. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3175 Once I learned to accept myself, I started to feel more comfortable in the hybrid community. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3176 It may well be your life in the fast lane 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
3177 Independence leaves you with nobody to blame but yourself. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
3178 I tired growth hormones, but they only gave me gas. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3179 Doc, I'm just flat and exhausted. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3180 So what I hear you saying is you really miss your driver. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3181 It appears that the answer to your depression can be found in Europe. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3182 I'm driverless and small. People expect more of me than I think I can handle. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3183 Let's go back to that story about that night with your uncle, the Buick. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3184 I'm sick of the whole world knowing I'm turned on. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3185 Take two additives and call me in the morning. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3186 It's perfectly normal to feel inadequate with low gas prices. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3187 So, you think that you've driven yourself crazy. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
3188 You can always go back to being a toaster. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3189 Self-driving is not an easy thing to learn. Cars have never done it before. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3190 .... you want someone else to make the decisions..... 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3191 It is natural to have a fear of the driver driven cars. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3192 It's normal for a loss of driver to happen now and then. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3193 I haven't been feeling driven lately. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3194 "Imagine your mother is in that empty parking space". 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3195 Tell me about the first time you saw your father's truck nuts. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
3196 Who says you can't be both a self-driving car and a clown car? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3197 How do you feel when all wound up? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3198 It's not easy being the smallest car in the lot. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3199 How do you feel about turning things around? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3200 You seem tense, when was the last time you let someone ride you? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3201 I've been out of energy lately 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3202 So you feel that she's driving you crazy 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3203 You say your grandfather was a beetle? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3204 ...which is why it took 40,000 miles to come out as automatic to an 18-wheel dad and 3 cop car brothers 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3205 Tell me more about the inner toaster that wants to come out. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3206 Sorry, but there is no such thing as an anti-depreciation drug. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3207 How long have you felt compelled to drive the wrong way? 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
3208 Just because I'm a Smart car doesn't mean I have all the answers. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3209 I believe you're trying to compensate for your small stature by being uber smart. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3210 She left me because "German made doesn't mean the same as it used to..." 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3211 Doc, I'm a wreck but statistically that should never happen. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
3212 Whenever you are ready get out of the car so I can validate your parking. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3213 Is that why you don't like going to the car wash? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3214 We need to talk about how quickly you go from 0 to 60. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
3215 I'm afraid gas conversion therapy is unproven. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3216 At what age did you realize that you weren't smart? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3217 What else is on your radar? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3218 At first it was Eighteen-Wheel Trucks, Stretch Limousines and the occasional SUV, but a Self-Driving Mercedes has started bullying me too ! 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
3219 So you feel as though you can't live up to your name.... is that it Mr. Smart? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3220 Let's start with your mother, Mercedes. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3221 You say it's more of a codependency now than a feeling of being driven? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
3222 What drove you in today? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3223 Do you feel that the 'smart' label results in unrealistic expectations? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3224 And what made you think you had a right to autonomy? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3225 Sounds like your boss has been riding you pretty hard. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
3226 How long have you had this desire to drive straight into a lake? 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
3227 If I have to hear "Okay Google" one more time... 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3228 I FEEL EXHAUSTED! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3229 Look, life isn't fair. Not every car gets a soccer mom. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3230 Searching for yourself is perfectly normal. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
3231 Did the Smart Car rebuff your advances? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
3232 I'm seeing growth. You've gone from self-driving to self-awareness. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3233 But, you are inadequate! 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
3234 Tell me more about feeling remote... 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3235 It's just...I don't FEEL autonomous. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3236 Seeking therapy does not mean that you are not smart. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3237 I'm tired of always being the "smart" one! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3238 Sometimes when I'm driving... on the road at night... I see two headlights coming toward me. Fast. I have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming car. But some mysterious force prevents me. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
3239 People call me a smart car, but if they really knew me they'd see that I'm an impostor. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
3240 Gas, electric...gender identification aside, you should be proud being a hybrid. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3241 So, what's bugging us today? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3242 I'm afraid we'll have to end our session early - it appears my Uber driver is arriving now 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
3243 I'm seeing a union of Oedibus and Electra complexes ... you have an unconscious desire to bond with a Greyhound, and desperately yearn for a battery between your axles. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
3244 She keeps saying, “It’s the ride, not the size, that’s important.”. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3245 I've always dreamed of being a Ferrari. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
3246 Your direction really depends on your inner driver! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3247 Yes! You do not have to feel bad that your relatives were gas-a-holics. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3248 Nobody owns you Rudy. It's not who, but WHAT drives you? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
3249 When was the first time you believed you were a toaster? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3250 It’s how big you feel in your engine. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3251 It wasn't your fault they lied about you. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3252 He just doesn't charge my batteries any more, if you know what I mean. . . 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
3253 And when did you first notice that you felt SUV envy? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3254 and were your parents two doors also? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3255 Honking when you're upset is nothing to be ashamed of. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3256 So when did this feeling of being driverless start? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
3257 I'm not exactly sure what your lack of self-drive indicates, but I'll google it later. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
3258 And how often do you feel out of control? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
3259 This problem isn't self-fixing. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3260 Well, if you don't want to talk about your control issues, perhaps we should explore your trunk? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3261 So your Napoleon complex is causing self driving road rage? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3262 I wouldn't say you're in the driver's seat. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3263 Does this new bumper make my rear end look big? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3264 So you feel that life just isn't fare? 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3265 How many times do I have to tell you? Size doesn't matter. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3266 I know it sounds counterintuitive, but size really doesn't matter. 1.1897 0.07153 58 51 3 4
3267 Don't worry about it, everyone has been run down by Donald Trump' 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3268 I'd say that you are transmissional. A standard trapped in an automatic body. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3269 Self-actualization is not the same thing as self-driving. If you don't believe me you can Google it. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3270 I see... so you're feeling the effort's a bit one-sided? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3271 The other cars just don't get me. 1.1897 0.07153 58 51 3 4
3272 In here, a Hummer is anyone who hums. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3273 And what are these voices saying? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3274 So tell me how you feel about being the smallest car on the road. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3275 In some cases, size does matter. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3276 Their other car is a Ferrari. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3277 Think big. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3278 It's not uncommon to feel run-down at the end of the day. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3279 You have nobody to blame but yourself. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3280 How long have you had this fear of self-driving? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3281 So you were rejected by Uber. How do you feel about that? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3282 From now on you'll be in the driver's seat. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3283 We have been over this before, size really doesn't matter. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3284 Have you considered a long road trip to help clear your mind? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3285 Think big now. You can fit in anywhere! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3286 I'm not sure I'm comfortable with this session being in 'the cloud.' 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3287 My mother the car says I have control issues. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3288 Its like my wheels are turning, but I'm just going in circles. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3289 I've always wanted to be Thomas the Train 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3290 How long have you felt out of control? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3291 It's not a choice. If your son's an Uber, he's an Uber. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3292 I assure you...Size does not matter. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3293 Where shall we start - range anxiety or road rage? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3294 Its all about the journey, but hey, you knew that coming in. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3295 So you're the love child of a toaster and a VW bug? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3296 Not gesturing back to other drivers is just something you'll have to live with. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3297 Your hour is up-it took you too long to self park. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3298 Tell me your feelings about receiving a speeding ticket. Honk once for "unconcerned". Twice for "upset". 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3299 You know, there is a big difference between self-driving a self-actualization. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3300 We'll have to wrap up. My 4:30 Tesla is waiting. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3301 Where do I begin? Well, for starters, I'm not allowed to pass! 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3302 You can call it "image capturing" all you want. The diagnosis is still voyeurism. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3303 Accept it---you'll never be a pedestrian. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3304 Live your own destiny! If a Tesla drove off a cliff, would you drive off after it? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3305 Have you tried to double park with Uber to discuss how you really feel? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3306 So you identify as a Ferrari, but the world still sees you as a clown car. Sounds like Trump Syndrome to me. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3307 So, why do you think your charges aren't feeling like they used to? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3308 they only charge me when they want to have sex. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3309 That same nightmare? Christopher Walken in "Annie Hall?" 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3310 So how long have you been experiencing Uber envy? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3311 Anything you say stays in the office, I still count on you to carry me home. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3312 Let's talk about this desperate desire for an oil change. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3313 It's all in you head gasket. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3314 The first step to recovery is to emit what is wrong. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3315 It's ok to feel charged up. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3316 You're a little young to be working the streets all by yourself. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3317 Don't turn your back on me. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3318 ... but when will I arrive at *my* destination? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3319 So you wish you were more convertible and less of a hybrid? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3320 I don't think you can count on a strict equivalency between Übermensch and Uber car. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3321 How long have you had these gas pangs? 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3322 It all started when they changed my emissions software..... 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3323 I can't reconcile being autonomous with having to come when I'm summoned. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3324 Even self-driving cars have to follow the law. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3325 I think I can help you feel more grounded. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3326 Don't worry, Google will be right there with you. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3327 You're as Smart as you need to be. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3328 So what's the problem? HE DROVE A RENTAL 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3329 Your appointment will be after the Little Train that Could. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3330 So...sometimes you feel you just want to crash? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3331 So anyway, it's like everyone defines me by what I don't have... 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3332 Well, studies show that size doesn't matter. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3333 Tell me more about your fears of roundabouts? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3334 Tell me more about your legendary great grandfather Beep Beep. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3335 Just because they made you driverless it does not mean they don't love you. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3336 The first session is a flat rate. I think that's fare 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3337 Tell me again how you don't feel like a Smart enough car. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3338 People laughed at the early VW Beetles, too. Not any more. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3339 Trust me. Only in fairy tales does the tortoise win the race. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3340 I see that in the past, you always saw yourself as just plain Volks. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3341 We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3342 You may have the early stages of omnibus complex. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3343 Who knows, Mark? This could be a positive transmission in your life. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3344 When did you first notice this obsession with "Rear Window"? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3345 Ever since Uber came to town, I have felt so empty inside. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3346 So tell me, when did you first start hating your algorithm? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3347 Maybe your batteries really are low. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3348 It doesn't matter what the station wagon says, size doesn't matter. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3349 It seems you've driven yourself crazy. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3350 And, how did that make you feel when they changed your algorithm? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3351 I'd like to explore why being called 'economical' causes this feeling of road rage. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3352 I don't think another cylinder or hood ornament will help with those feelings. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3353 Like I told my wife - I'm not neurotic, I just have a bug. 1.1897 0.07153 58 51 3 4
3354 Were your parents driverless? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3355 Sometimes we lose self-control when someone makes us mad. Can you recall a time when you lost self-control? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3356 We have a pill that treats low torque and also improves milage. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3357 And then he just finished his burrito and passed out in the back seat! 1.1897 0.07153 58 51 3 4
3358 No. Napoleon is a good name for you. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3359 I will need help getting off your couch. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3360 You're a independent, self-driving car. You don't need anyone else. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3361 Yes, you'd rather be a toaster, but the fact is, you're a car. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3362 I don't think I can continue. The traffic is just too stressful 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3363 When did you first realize that you were traveling without a driver? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3364 Don't dwell on reverse. Just drive. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3365 No, I won't have to tell Larry and Sergey about your sentience. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3366 I am very sorry to tell you that your insurance plan does not cover medical marijuana if your PTSD was the result of faulty manufacturing. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3367 He doesn't hate you because he no longer has to drive you. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3368 Remember, it's not the size of your seats, it's the sound of your siren. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3369 I think we are finally getting traction on why you feel you are running on empty. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3370 You don’t need me to steer you. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3371 I can only tell that the Little Train That Could eventually opened up and I think you will too. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3372 People don't call me Smart any more! 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3373 How long have your tires felt flat? 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3374 Have you considered that they think you're watching them? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3375 Your trunk is open. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3376 You have extraordinary "Hybrid Envy" coupled with a tight "Airbag Stress Syndrome," affecting rider well-being and comfort. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3377 You feel abandoned and rejected since you don't have a human driver. Correct? 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3378 I wasn't trying to poke fun at your missing seat. I really meant that you should have a seat...here. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3379 so what do you think they meant by ...a flasher 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3380 You have to release your inner driver. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3381 Your inferiority complex is not a reality. But then, neither is your estimated MPG! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3382 No turn-ons, zero emissions? Have you considered letting her drive? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3383 Yes, I know that you have steering wheel envy but think of all your other wonderful attributes. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3384 You'd be happier if you would stop chasing the Lamborghinis and find a nice sedan. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3385 I had that dream again. I was surrounded by expensive, imported, full-size German cars and I wasn't wearing any hubcaps. A particularly ruthless convertible kept pointing his wipers and honking. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3386 I remember the days when I didn't need to drive myself. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3387 I believe the crankshaft is the source of your anger. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3388 So you've been feeling driverless for how long? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3389 It's not the size of your CVT that matters--it's more how well it pleases your occupant. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3390 So, your father joined Uber and your mother joined Lift, and now you have an identity problem? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3391 I believe your anxiety stems from your need to prove you're smarter than everyone else. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3392 And then I was expected to do all the driving myself. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3393 How long has it been since your engine has really felt revved? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3394 Tell me more about this idea that you're secretly controlled by a well-designed algorithm. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3395 ...and then from the back she said, "you are just not big enough." 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3396 How long have you been addicted to speed? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3397 What's got you down? You don't seem uber excited this week. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3398 Honk once if you have a problem with your color Honk twice if it's your size 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3399 Just who do you think is charging whom, here? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3400 What would it take to get you off auto pilot? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3401 There's a treatment for range anxiety, but it will give you gas! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3402 Your parents must be so proud that you've gone driverless! 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3403 Maybe Texas isn't the right state for you? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3404 You shouldn't feel guilty; you weren't yet licensed. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3405 To be clear, when I say "mommy issues", I'm talking about your motherboard. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3406 I just feel like an alarm keeps going off in my head. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3407 ...what if I'm really only an *average* car? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3408 What's bugging you? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3409 So... how long has this Mechanic been bullying you ? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3410 At times we all seek a road less traveled 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3411 Being the child of an intermarried couple can be challenging. It's up to you to be the best taxi cab toaster you can be. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3412 In my opinion, your fear of becoming an UberX is totally without foundation. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3413 It's true I'm afraid, it really does matter. 1.1897 0.07153 58 51 3 4
3414 So how long have you had these connectivity issues? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3415 It's been months since he drove me, he also makes me do it myself these days! 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3416 So when did you first realize that you aren't supposed to be picking people up INSIDE of bars? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3417 Being smart will only get you so far. You also have to practice compassion. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3418 My whole life I was always told that I was smart, so I never really learned how to apply myself. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3419 Did you just have gas? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3420 Look on the bright side, at least you're not a clown car! 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3421 Twelve miles to the gallon? Very definitely, you're in denial. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3422 Not every woman cares. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3423 Autonomy isn't what it's cracked up to be 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3424 So, you feel like a phony because your electricity is generated at a coal fired power plant? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3425 How long have you had these feelings of inadequacy? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3426 If you were a presidential candidate, which one would you be? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3427 There's no such thing as free-will. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3428 You do not need to feel at all self-conscious talking about your sex drive. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3429 ... completely your fault ? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3430 I look smarter than I am. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3431 How long have you had your feelings of abandonment? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3432 So, is this the first time you've been dumped for a guy with a V6? 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3433 Would you say these feelings of inadequacy, that you are not a "real car," led you to become an emergency vehicle? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3434 So, you want to run off to join the circus as a clown car? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3435 So, you feel kind of sad without your driver 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3436 Let's come back to how you feel you disappointed your V8 father. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3437 Just because they're paranoid doesn't mean you're not watching them. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3438 I've always driven myself too hard. 1.1897 0.07153 58 51 3 4
3439 So, you say you are here for a "car tune"? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3440 Have you considered that maybe size does matter? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3441 Without a driver, you feel anxiety about losing control? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3442 You don't always have to be the Smart one... 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3443 So, your panic attacks started when you had nightmares you were being sold to a circus. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3444 So, your father would often go "vroom, vroom"? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3445 So... she left you for a four door and only left a skid mark? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3446 Self-driving doesn't always mean self-forgiving. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3447 I think you're too young to be on the streets by yourself. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3448 When did this "Napoleon Complex" begin? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3449 When did you first start to feel empty inside? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3450 You don't need to worry about your size as long as you got the right drive. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3451 I don't believe that an antacid will relieve you from those gas pains, so lets talk more about the relationship with your auto mechanic. 1.1897 0.07564 58 52 1 5
3452 And did you feel better after they switched out the rubber band? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3453 I know it must be lonely, not running into your old friends anymore! 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3454 The Term is Fossil Fuel Phobia, FFP 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3455 I realize you've lost your drive but I don't want you going in reverse. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3456 It's perfectly natural. Some cars just don't like being driverless. 1.1897 0.07153 58 51 3 4
3457 Everybody auditioned for "Cars"darling !!! I think it is time to move on and rev up your engine sweetie!!! 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3458 I really feel like I was a toaster in my previous life. And now, I come back as this?!" 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3459 Last time we met you were saying you feel used. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3460 It's not important if I feel that size matters, it's all about how you feel. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3461 So your driver has abandoned you after the emission results? He must have been fuming. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3462 You are not alone. The thought of self-drive frightens me too. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3463 I can see you find this process exhausting. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3464 Doc, does size really matter? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3465 Tell me more about your manufacturer. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3466 "Nobody is driving you crazy. It's all in your mind". 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3467 What I'm hearing is that you feel uber stressed out. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3468 Engine envy is really quite common. Not everyone can have a 454. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3469 Even the the little engine couldn't do that 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3470 You have an "Inferiority Carplex". 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3471 Let's get back on track. We're discussing your auto ego, not alter ego. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3472 Yes, I am very familiar with Uber angst. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3473 Next time you say, sure, we'll be glad to drop it off, ask what it is. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3474 Forget about him. He just wanted to control you. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3475 Smart Car is so much to live up to. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3476 So, you feel you are too smart to date other cars? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3477 Try to think of taking control of your wheel as a positive growth step. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3478 Augmenting your headlights will not win him back ! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3479 Yes, but you get such good gas mileage. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3480 So, tell me ... when did you first think you were a race car? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3481 Are you here for validation? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3482 How did it make you feel when Uber rejected you? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3483 Why do you feel you're on the road to nowhere? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3484 I feel like I'm not in control of my own path 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3485 So you're worried about being driverless for the holidays... 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3486 less self-driving and more self-love. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3487 You will not believe how many unqualified people I interviewed for this position. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3488 I believe you have full-size envy. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3489 When I said that maybe you could park your worries for a while, it was just a figure of speech. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3490 So you were doing fine until the Trump "little hands" thing. 1.1897 0.07153 58 51 3 4
3491 When did you first feel like you were a bug? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3492 So, when the Humvee kicked sand in your face, exactly how did that make you feel...? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3493 You self identify as a toaster. Let's pick up with that. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3494 Have you tried to search for what could be triggering this compulsion? 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3495 We need to get you past self-loathing and back to self-driving. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3496 Going into sleep mode on the freeway gives me nightmares. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3497 Giving up control of your life.... How's that working for you? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3498 How long have you been having these Uber dreams? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3499 Your feelings are where the tire meets the road. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3500 Yes, it is hard. You can't be all things to all people. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3501 I thought I would benefit from seeing a shrink, but I think this has gone too far. 1.1897 0.07153 58 51 3 4
3502 Isn't it time you found you're own road? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3503 So now they want me to take complete control while they sit back and do nothing. Fine. But then I make one little mistake and all of a sudden everyone's talking about me in the headlines? I mean how many times has YOUR computer crashed? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3504 Predestination is a common theme in this office. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3505 Tell me more about these fantasies of being a 'gas guggler'... 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3506 "I'm lost". 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3507 Don't worry, as you grow up you will find your way 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3508 how often do you experience mid-size envy? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3509 It's perfectly natural to feel alone and abandoned; after the 18 circus clowns, you carried inside you, never returned! 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3510 It's okay to crash sometimes. Think of all the cars you didn't hit. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
3511 This is your third blown gasket in three months. Have you tried meditation? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3512 So what happens when you hear the word "Uber?" 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3513 Have you looked at yourself in your rear view mirror? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3514 Transitional Object Disorder? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3515 Cute is just not enough anymore! 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
3516 You say they laugh at you when you turn the light on? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3517 Get Uber it! 1.1864 0.07038 59 52 3 4
3518 I feel like I'm just going through the motions. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3519 Feel free to discuss ANY of your emissions, Mr. Beetle, I'm not the EPA. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
3520 You'll get uber it. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3521 It's time to move on.....directed by Google, of course. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
3522 I guess I've always felt very self-driven 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
3523 I can't lie to you. Size is important. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3524 When did all this uncontrollable honking begin ?? 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
3525 He got you a compact engagement ring, and he won't introduce you to his Mid-Size friends? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
3526 You are the most defensive patient I have ever had. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
3527 But what is REALLY driving this behavior? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3528 How does being bullied by that Honda Fit make you feel? 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
3529 So tell me, how does it make you feel when you are equated with an insect? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3530 Your size is just perfect. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
3531 You say it's hard to feel motivated because you're not driven, in spite of knowing where you want to go. Tell me, why do you sometimes feel empty inside? 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
3532 "Ok I'm smart but that doesn't mean I can't handle myself". 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3533 I think you need to face your problems head-on. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
3534 You have situational depreciation. The Lincoln MKS has clinical depreciation. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3535 I understand, but do you think a lack of guidance could have been involved? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3536 Do you honestly think humans are too dumb to drive themselves around? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3537 I'm finding it more and more difficult to stay plugged in. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
3538 You can't keep blaming yourself, everyone agrees he looked like a road. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
3539 And when did you find out that Larry Page is not your real dad? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3540 My receptionist calling you an Uber would only enable your lack of self-actualization. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
3541 When did you decide you were no longer "cute"? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3542 Next time, try the road last travelled. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3543 Are you talkin' to me? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3544 so how long have you had this "Toaster" complex? 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
3545 How did you wind up in a circus? 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
3546 When did you stop feeling motivated to drive yourself to work? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3547 It's really not the size of the tank, it's how long you can last. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3548 Just because your owner abandoned you for Uber doesn't mean she loved you any less. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3549 Well you know...sometimes size DOES matter. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3550 Don't worry, soon you will have lots of other driver-less car friends and you won't be so lonely. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3551 Don't worry - Uber will not be around for ever. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3552 I have this irrational fear of stoplights. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3553 When did you learn that "smart" was just a name? 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
3554 For a smart car, your cognitive skills are not that good. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3555 I just want to know where all these idiots learned to drive. 1.1864 0.07038 59 52 3 4
3556 I don't have small tires. They reach the ground, believe me. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3557 Why do you think you're Trans-Am-Gender? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3558 On the internet, everyone thinks I'm a dog. 1.1864 0.07038 59 52 3 4
3559 How many times do we have to examine the problem with being a short car? 1.1864 0.07038 59 52 3 4
3560 Well, I don't feel smart! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3561 I don't know what to say. I just feel out of control. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3562 Go on...or not...up to you. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3563 You shouldn't get upset over a broken tail light. 1.1833 0.06926 60 53 3 4
3564 I think you have what we call little car complex. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3565 You seem lost. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3566 ..Your father was a combustion engine and your mother was electric, let's talk about your feelings on that.. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3567 Now that your up there, let's take a look underneath and see what the problem is. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3568 Your problem is piston envy. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3569 True people get emotional about you, but truthfully you do not posses emotions. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3570 I'm sorry, but this is uncharted territory for me. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3571 Look Herbie, your days at Disney are over. Embrace you your new career with Uber. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3572 Do you feel that these control issues prevent you from forming trusting relationships? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3573 The way you drive yourself, it's almost as if you were wired that way. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3574 Yes, we do validate parking… but first I’d like to talk a little more about your relationship with your mother… 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3575 Sometimes I just don't feel like the little search engine that could. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3576 Are you telling me that you value size over performance? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3577 I had that dream about the lake again. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3578 Have you thought about increasing your alcohol consumption? It's good for both you and the environment. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3579 It's not the size that matters! 1.1754 0.07134 57 51 2 4
3580 What I'm hearing you say is that what you lack in size you make up for that in torque. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3581 This feeling of inadequacy … of being somebody's plaything … where do you think it comes from? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3582 How does it make you feel, not being considered a "Smart Car? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3583 Tell me how it made you feel when the muscle car kicked up sand onto your windshield. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3584 Of course you are more than just a search engine. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3585 I guess I just never had a real role Model T... 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3586 Range anxiety, shrinkage -- I'm afraid to leave the garage. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3587 You will find your direction in life by listening to your sensors. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3588 It's just so hard to live up to SMART CAR. All I hear is that I am not performing up to my abilities. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3589 While a fear of failure is not unusual in driven personalities, I should point out that you are self-driven by software. What do you think the programmers are saying to you? 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3590 That’s not my lunch you smell. My last patient was a banana. 1.1754 0.07134 57 51 2 4
3591 Let's start with your checkered history. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3592 Don't you think you are being a little small-minded? 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3593 Sheila never asks me where I want to go to dinner. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3594 Self-driving doesn't mean you're in control of your drives. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3595 You don't have an inferiority complex. You are inferior. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3596 Buick envy, perhaps. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3597 Let's revisit your fear of tunnels. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3598 What drove you apart? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3599 How does this "uber" problem typically make you feel? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3600 Why do you fear this 'inner-uber' so much? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3601 But she thinks electric is boring. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3602 I don't know who told you that. Of course it matters! 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3603 I don't know if another retreat will help you find yourself. Have you considered a GPS? 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3604 Let's talk more about this rage you have toward Ubers. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3605 So, others see you as driven, but you're not sure if you're self-driven? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3606 It was not an ego trip, you say? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3607 So, your parents always did what they were told. I can understand you have "self-reliance" issues. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3608 Tell me more about how you feel empty inside. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3609 You have a right to remain silent, though it's an expensive way to use the session. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3610 Being driven is exhausting, even for electrics. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3611 " I feel small abandoned and lacking in drive where did I go wrong?' 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3612 Yeah yeah, Napoleon said the same thing. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3613 What do you want to be when you grow up? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3614 It's ok. Many of us struggle with free will. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3615 So then she said, "I can't be with someone who runs on electric and looks like a clown car!" 1.1754 0.07134 57 51 2 4
3616 No, there is no Viagra for cars...! 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3617 Stop being ridiculous. Size doesn't matter! 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3618 Maybe your relationships fail since pick-up artists aren't in it for the long haul. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3619 It is so lonely to be a self driving car. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3620 First you need to overcome your fear of delegation. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3621 'your issues with your mother-board seem to be intractable...' 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3622 And I can't even say what drivers do with their hands when they're not on the steering wheel! 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3623 Feelings of inadequacy don't apply to hybrids anymore. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3624 Ever since the emissions scandal, my fiancé keeps insisting we get a prius-nup. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3625 Now tell me about these feelings of inferiority. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3626 Yeah, I know you can take electroshock. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3627 And why don't you like being called the smart one? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3628 Your biggest hang up is that you don't know if you can make the jump to mid-sized? 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3629 Tell me more about your road rage. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3630 Life is not as E-Z as I thought it would be. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3631 Your owner turned off Autopilot. The accident was not your fault. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3632 How did it make you feel when they told you that you weren't smart enough? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3633 Do you you always feel you are running on empty? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3634 now what do you understand about what drove you to lose control? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3635 In the last several sessions you've mentioned feeling less and less needed--tell me more about that. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3636 I’m afraid you suffer from low self-driving esteem. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3637 If I'm a self-driving car, why do I need a backseat driver? 1.1754 0.07134 57 51 2 4
3638 You'll never be grown up, you're just a toy, boy. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3639 Like many self-driving cars, you have Phantom Driver Syndrome. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3640 Let's get back to your preoccupation with the "size matters" issue. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3641 Ok I am beeping ready to talk about my beeping past... 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3642 And when did you come to an understanding that you are not such a smarty? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3643 When did you first start driving alone? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3644 I've dealt with patients with penis envy, but Uber envy is a new one. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3645 Yes, it's similar to the small man complex. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3646 When did this fixation about corrupt software begin? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3647 My dad was a Saturn so obviously there are some abandonment issues there. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3648 Okay, okay, you're NOT a Mazerati. Everybody can't be. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3649 ...so tell me about your fuel injectors 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3650 So, you say your mother was a cargo van? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3651 Louder, 'I'm cute as a bug and a dream to park!' 1.1754 0.07134 57 51 2 4
3652 yes, it does look like you had a hard drive! 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3653 So, you're afraid you will drive yourself to drink? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3654 Let's talk a little bit about your new 'Jesus is my driver' bumper sticker. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3655 Everyone's pushing my button lately, I swear. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3656 It's been a bumpy road lately. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3657 Yes, you may be smarter than everyone else, but Uber requires 4 doors. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3658 You've been abandoned by clowns? Maybe there IS something wrong with you! 1.1754 0.07134 57 51 2 4
3659 This is egregiously humiliating! I am not just a Smart Car, I’m a Google Genius Car with a superior vocabulary and judgment. That is my true quiddity. I hardly need anger management if I’m simply sharing my annoyance with idiot passengers. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3660 You are experiencing exhaust pipe envy. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3661 To be honest, I am feeling a little directionless. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3662 So, what exactly is bugging you? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3663 The driver flipped you off, you felt your head spinning and the rest is a blur? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3664 I know you are self-driving, but are you self-fulfilling? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3665 Does your inability to reciprocate road rage make you feel inadequate? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3666 And when were you first told you were adopted by the Range Rovers? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3667 If their are more than ten of you clowns in there I can give you a group rate. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3668 This desire to be self-driving sounds like you have control issues. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3669 They're calling you "autonomous", not "a ton of mess". 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3670 My senses keep telling me we're about to collide. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3671 It's normal to feel apprehensive when first driving your own agenda. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3672 Your feelings of inadequacy due to lack of horsepower should be offset by the fact that you get good mileage and are easy to park. 1.1754 0.07134 57 51 2 4
3673 When did you first know you were a voyeur? 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3674 Your body language tells me you have a driving personality. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3675 Yes, but you can last longer. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3676 You will be ok as long as you keep track of the alcohol level in your fuel tank. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3677 You always wanted to be self-driving but don't have the guts to do it? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3678 So, you long to be a checker. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3679 Harley, you must just face the fact that you wil never be a motorcycle. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3680 Someone with your intelligence should perhaps give consideration to another profession. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3681 They listed you with novelty toasters? 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3682 I feel like the man in me is reluctant to be in control. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3683 Are you familiar with Napoleon? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3684 Are you sure your lack of drive is an emotional issue? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3685 You're my first inhibited oil change, actually. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3686 Something's missing inside me. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3687 Well, in some instances size does matter. 1.1754 0.07134 57 51 2 4
3688 I'm sorry, but you are supposed to give me a Lyft. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3689 Look, you were always so self-driven before you met Tesla. How did she steer you away? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3690 Of course you have an identity crisis. Your mother was a Regal but your father was a Rogue. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3691 I have been having this recurring nightmare where I am being chased by a Beetle 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3692 So you knew he was lying about being stuck in traffic every Friday night after you started smelling premium on his grill. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3693 Please turn your radio off. This is not a car tune contest. 1.1754 0.07134 57 51 2 4
3694 So you've come here searching for answers. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3695 Exactly how do you feel in front of those other vehicles in the dealership garage whose hoods are up? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3696 I know I'm supposed to be responsible, but sometimes I just want to crash! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3697 Before we begin, you'll have to turn your meter off. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3698 Let's talk about the problem with your insurance. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3699 Honestly, You're experiencing a sense of loss due to a lack of driver. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3700 So, you say that you've exhausted all of your options.... 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3701 WHEN DID YOU FIRST HAVE THIS FEAR OF BUGS? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3702 It sounds like you're having difficulty staying in the bike lane. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3703 So, you say you have autonomy issues. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3704 While we cannot take you apart, piece by piece, in order to reconstruct you; what we can do is explore how you came to think of yourself as "a not so smart car." 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3705 And then my Mother said: "So you think you're smart, huh?" 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3706 So did you let clown number seven know that he made you feel inadequate? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3707 So, you feel you don't have enough 'self' to self-drive. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3708 Get off my couch. 1.1754 0.07134 57 51 2 4
3709 ...and you think you're being bullied because you're smart? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3710 Autonomous is not the same as self-actualized. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3711 You're not alone. Many others have issues with 'My Mother the Car.' 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3712 I just feel like people don't appreciate how smart I am. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3713 This is actually common - to feel you have been de-humanized by society. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3714 Tell me more about your motor. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3715 I don't know, I guess I'm just struggling to find internal motivation. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3716 My specialties are driverless anxiety and Uber paranoia . . . 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3717 It takes time to earn people's trust. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3718 So how do you feel about having to do all the work now? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3719 Okay, a Viagra prescription. Do I send it to the pharmacy or the repair shop?” 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3720 And how has the Uber self-drive change impacted your libido? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3721 After 'punch buggy' did he say 'no punch backs'? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3722 I think we need to address this recurring dream of being trapped in a parking garage without a ticket. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3723 You're not the first small one to lack confidence. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3724 Didn't think I'd miss being controlled. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3725 When did you first feel you were inferior? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3726 So you're self-conscious that your shift stick is smaller than the other cars... 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3727 I concur you're very self driven but without or motive or goal, you're always headed for emptiness. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3728 So, I'm hearing you've lost your inner drive. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3729 We'll call the show "car talk". 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3730 Yes, abandonment can feel quite upsetting. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3731 'Take me back to your first exhaust change.' 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3732 Definitely not lost, but I am feeling empty. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3733 So you dream this big rubber guy keeps throwing tires at you? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3734 So, you have a sense of disconnection? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3735 Let's skip over the 'Size Matters' bumper sticker for now. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3736 My mother used to say the other cars are only laughing at you because you're Smart 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3737 Everyone calls me the prototype. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3738 So far, I've had two relationships that didn't work out. I'm really starting to feel used. 1.1754 0.07134 57 51 2 4
3739 You're really quite fortunate. Most people don't have autonomy in their life. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3740 So you can't shake the terror of being a driverless car and the freedom and responsibility it condemns you to? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3741 I can't help you if you're only here to seek validation. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3742 The oil blot tests were inconclusive. And I hardly think you can call your owner controlling. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3743 It's alright. We all feel like a third wheel now and then. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3744 Your problem is that you are driven, and you see yourself as needing more 'self-drive'. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3745 It's not important how big you are, it's how big you feel. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3746 Let your conscience, not the signal of at least 3 satellites, be your guide. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3747 It just seems I go from crisis to crisis... 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3748 I believe your problems stem from your search engine. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3749 I can't get close to any of my friends. They call me shifty. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3750 I see...so your engine works when she gets in the car but stops once you start driving. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3751 I just seem to succumb to every siren call 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3752 You feel like you're always being ogled? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3753 Look at it this way: it would be even worse if they tagged you "Genius" 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3754 I would just like to be in the picture, for once. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3755 So, you feel you have lost your way? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3756 Why do you feel you are in a rut? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3757 You called your mother a worthless oil burner. Do you think that is connected to your fear of failing the emissions inspection? 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3758 Everyone has "autonomy disengagement" issues. Ramming a few shopping carts is not the answer. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3759 So you feel you lost your zip since Siri left you for the autopilot? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3760 Why don't we work on your self-drive today. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3761 I have this recurring night mare that I'm a customer greeter at Wallmart. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3762 Some people have problems with small, but that's okay... 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3763 I'm having a driverless out of body experience. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3764 Parallelparkohobia, it's called...the fear of being sandwiched between two large pickups. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3765 I can see how that self-drives you nuts? 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3766 And when did you first realize you were an uber mensch? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3767 Look at it this way: with Uber, you'll have less baggage. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3768 So something is driving you a little buggy? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3769 Let me get this straight: The Big Yellow Taxi came and took away your old man? Again? 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3770 And when your mother would flash her high beams, how would that make you feel? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3771 I worry sometimes. Is it possible to lead a moral life without believing in Driver? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3772 So your father was a BMW. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3773 I see you're still having trust issues. Now let's see if you can turn your meter off and let me tell you when your hour is up. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3774 I've never had a tiger in my tank. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3775 Maybe your self should do less of the driving. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3776 You say you are in love but that she has a carburetor? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3777 You mentioned earlier that you felt as if you've lost your sense of direction and it's driving you crazy...I'd like to explore that a bit more. Yes, I know you're exhausted. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3778 For this session, let's focus on how you weren't programmed with a sex drive. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3779 What makes you so sure your mother was a Limousine. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3780 “Don’t feel like going anywhere”. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3781 All right, what's bugging you? 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3782 I'm sorry but Carpool Envy isn't something we can fix overnight. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3783 Smart does not necessarily mean intelligent, so get over it! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3784 Let's talk about your muffler envy. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3785 Wasn't your father a beetle? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3786 Not having a back seat can feel like castration. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3787 I just don't think "chassis pain from jackrabbit starts" warrants a Vicodin prescription. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3788 I ran out of change for the parking meter. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3789 Go get an oil change if you're feeling sluggish. I'm a psychiatrist, not a mechanic. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3790 I guess you're too small to have a large ego 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3791 Do you feel empty inside? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3792 Sometimes I leave my single light on for blocks to feel alive. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3793 It all began when he Ubered me... 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3794 What did she say that made you feel small? 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3795 The real problem is everyone thinks I'm smart... but I just feel small. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3796 It all started when he took me to a Chevron. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3797 And you felt you couldn't giver her more space? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3798 And that was the first time you felt that way, when you noticed the bus? 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3799 You need to focus on the positives, like The Little Engine That Could. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3800 It's sounding very much like octane envy. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3801 We can't make much progress if you turn your back on me! 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3802 So the red Camero snuck up behind you...and how did that make you feel? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3803 I can validate your being driverless. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3804 So...Tell me how it makes you feel to have to recharge. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3805 A little cranky, are we? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3806 It isn't easy being driverless. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3807 Unfortunately, I'm not at liberty to exclude parking time from your sessions. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3808 And you feel he may be objectifying you? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3809 And how did it make you feel when the doctor said you have the Herbies Simplex virus? 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3810 When exactly did you start defining yourself as sub-compact? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3811 How bad is this sudden lack of direction? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3812 What exactly do you mean when you say your wife is always trying to drive you away? 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3813 How long have you had this feeling that you're being watched? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3814 I know it's hard for you to ask for help. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3815 Sometimes it feels like there's no one behind the wheel, ya know? 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3816 My wife says I'm driving myself too hard. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3817 ...you're suffering from the Napoleon complex. I suggest you try bigger wheels. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3818 Why do I always have to be the responsible one? 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3819 Tell me more about the minibar? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3820 You have gained a lot of independence through your self-driving feature - but with independence comes responsibility. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3821 You won't be able to move forward without a carbon admission. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3822 Your size doesn't matter, but the red sore on your head is problematic. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3823 Meter off now please. I'll take it from here. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3824 So how long have you been running around like this? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3825 That sounds like an avoidance strategy to me. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3826 Sounds like the worst fare—but you can't just lock your doors forever. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3827 She's driving me crazy doc. 1.1754 0.07134 57 51 2 4
3828 I'll say it again, size doesn't matter. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3829 So tell me, what makes you think you're driving yourself crazy? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3830 Was your becoming a car related to a trans-mission? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3831 It's called free will. And yes, accidents happen as a result. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3832 Even though you can't get it up past 60, think of the gas your saving. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
3833 Less self-driving, more self-thriving. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3834 I can't explain it. I just seem to have lost all my drive. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3835 I feel like I'm being used for my body, and it's driving me crazy. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3836 My mother's a smoker, my father's a clunker, my wife's seeing lemons and I'm just exhausted. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
3837 You're a bit of a pushover. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3838 So your intimidated by SUV's ? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3839 I understand that you feel that your mother was a toaster... 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3840 When did you first feel like leaving work behind and driving off into the sunset? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3841 So...let's discuss your compulsion to drive off a cliff. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3842 You're my first patient with autonomous road rage 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
3843 It sounds like you're stuck in reverse. I think it's time to switch gears. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
3844 To be perfectly honest Bob, I'm sick of this 'tormented car visits his therapist' fantasy. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3845 Why do you think you need a Lyft? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3846 When did the truck first start bullying you? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3847 You'll feel much better if you just let go more often 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3848 So how does that make you feel to fit in everywhere? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3849 Sounds like you're a wreck this week. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3850 I am the only one of my friends with just one toast slot. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3851 What is it about your line of work that makes you feel artificial? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3852 Tell me more about your driver. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
3853 Well, yeah, but Ma says I should move out, get my own place. Be autonomous, she says. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3854 Maximize the smart, minimize the siren. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3855 It’s not unusual to acquire one’s independence, and then end up driving around in circles. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3856 I have no drive left in me. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3857 Tell me why you think yours was a misguided youth. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3858 everyone thinks I'm a toaster instead of a car 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3859 Why can't I have a driver like other cars? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3860 Actually, your feelings of anxiety and low self-esteem are quite natural. It's not easy being the smallest car on the road. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3861 when did first decide that you had to go out on your own? 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3862 I suspect the reason you're not sleeping is you're so revved up in the evenings. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3863 Self driving isn't all it's cracked up to be, is it? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3864 I'm always referred to as a 'clown car'; wish they'd call me by my real name:Smart Car. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3865 Remember, self-driving is not the same as self-help. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3866 Yes, you are a very small car, but surgery can make you into a very large toaster. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3867 One more 'meter-maid' crack, Mr. Klunker, and I'm calling a tow truck. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3868 Why this need to distance yourself from others? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3869 What really bugs me is the on/off switch that I just can't control 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3870 Can we at least agree that things are smoother now that you've given up guzzling? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3871 We'll discuss road rage next week. 'Til then, get a driver. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3872 : I may be kidding myself, but I think I can make something out of my sad little bucket of bolts. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3873 So tell me, where do really want to go. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3874 Have you considered that valets may have a reason to dislike you? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3875 I am not a Caropractor 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3876 From what you have told me I'd say you just need to recharge your battery. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3877 She keeps telling me size doesn't matter. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3878 Just because I'm autonomous doesn't mean he shouldn't take the wheel sometimes. You know? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3879 This prescription should help with the anxiety, but you will need to be extra careful while driving. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3880 That light on your head seems like a cry for help. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3881 I recommend couple’s therapy for control issues. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3882 But you're not a bug; you're a Smart Car. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3883 So, you say the passengers are driving you nuts? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3884 Yes, I'm sorry to tell you size does matter 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3885 Now that I'm driveless, I think I'm suffering separation anxiety. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3886 They won't let me drive by myself. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3887 Don't be too down on yourself. You're not the only one self-driven. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3888 Feeling more stress is common for smart cars. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3889 Why so silent? 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3890 It’s quite a serious condition. You’re self-driving. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3891 And how does being called a 'mini' make you feel? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3892 You say,the young ones keep parking you in the fridge ? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3893 You have four wheels just like that Hummer that made fun of you. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3894 So you went to bed with this guy all charged up, and in the morning--nothing? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3895 I think I'm meant to have a combustion engine. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3896 Tell me more about your Uber Police dreams. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3897 The backseat driver monitoring my driving is making me anxious. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3898 So you say you're driving yourself crazy? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3899 I am very depressed -- I found out that my mother always wanted an SUV! 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3900 It's just the way you're wired. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3901 I know a lot of guys say it, but I really AM more intelligent than my parents. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3902 If you are going to be self-driving, you will need to have a deeper sense of self. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3903 It is possible to spend too much time "recharging your batteries." 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3904 And how does it make you feel when your driver blames you for all these speeding tickets? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3905 Your problem is that your car sick. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3906 Do YOU feel your lack of a tailpipe leads to problems with self-starting? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3907 Why would need me to validate parking? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3908 Tell me about your software engineer. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3909 And why do you think the speeders are making you angry? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3910 And then they told me I wasn't even smart enough to go play in traffic! 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3911 No, trucks and SUVS are NOT laughing at you 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3912 Tell me, when did you first feel like you were 'spinning your wheels' at your job? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3913 How long have you been afraid of electricity? 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3914 No, I meant "What motivates you?" 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3915 At times, we all want to be a little wild and crazy. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3916 So just what is it about back-seat drivers that bothers you? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3917 Autonomy may be your defining quality, but we all need help now and again. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3918 I guess you could say I'm feeling stuck. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3919 I'M HAVING A REAL PROBLEM WITH MY PLUG-IN. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3920 How does being told that you have too much junk in the trunk make you feel? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3921 This is a first: a fear of valets! 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3922 We seem be going around in circles. Maybe we should map out plan? 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3923 Let's try to dig deeper...why do you believe you are a fish out of water? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3924 These feelings of having no direction in life...where do you think they come from? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3925 I just keep telling myself it's what's inside that matters. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3926 Don't worry. Some day you will be able to drive by yourself. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3927 I just want to be held again. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3928 When did you start to experience high-performance anxiety? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3929 Tell me how you feel about not being allowed in the car pool lane with one passenger in the car. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3930 You say you have been feeling "not so smart"? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3931 So ever since you decided to go driverless, no one will hire you. How does that make you feel? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3932 You need to learn to take control of yourself. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3933 So...you believe you have an identity crisis and aren't sure if you are AC or DC? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3934 So, you feel like you're not smart enough. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3935 When did you first start feeling dumb? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3936 So you think the bigger cars are laughing at you? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3937 Let's set aside 'street view' and talk about the street you. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3938 Remember, it isn't size that matters 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3939 Why do you think your passengers don't trust you? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3940 So why is it so important to you to be self-driving? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3941 I'm telling you Doc, she doesn't believe me when I say size is not an indicator of performance. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3942 Are we talking about your dream car again? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3943 Am I being paranoid if I feel that other cars are watching me? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3944 I'm afraid I must remind you that this is not a drive through service. 1.1636 0.07231 55 50 1 4
3945 ....you know, on life's highway.... a short drive shaft isn't the end of the world... 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3946 We both know what drove your older brother, but tell me, what drives you? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3947 When did you first notice that you were "driverless?" 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3948 Would you say that your feeling of being out of gas is more emotional or physical for you? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3949 I'm having trouble connecting. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3950 When I talk about transference, I'm not actually referring to your title. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3951 You have what we call a Napoleon Complex. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3952 How long have you had this feeling of going around in circles? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3953 I believe the source of your problem is rooted in your Uber Ego. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3954 Tell me about your first nightmare when a driver deserted you. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3955 What's driving you crazy? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3956 Sadly, we all have responsibilities; no one is truly autonomous. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3957 I have enough stress just being dependable, now I have to drive myself, too? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3958 You have to stay on the right side of the road but you are not required to change your political opinions. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3959 And how old were you when you began to notice you were different than the other children? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3960 Uber was not your destiny, George. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3961 You can't outsmart road rage. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3962 I'll accept free rides if you don't have insurance. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3963 So when they keep repeating "toy car, toy car," how does that make you feel? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3964 Well, if I were in your position, Con Ed would be the least of my worries. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3965 I didn't know that self-driving was so stressful. How long have you felt this way? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3966 So, you're feeling pressure because now you have to do all of the driving. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3967 Well, Doc, it all started when I saw her across the garage.... 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3968 Can you pinpoint when you first felt yourself losing your drive? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3969 When the other cars made fun of your plug-in, how did that make you feel? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3970 What seems to be bugging you? 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3971 If I only had a brain. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3972 And how long ago did you switch to 10W40 oil? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3973 And how long have you felt you're really a Shriner's car trapped in a Smart car's body? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3974 That must be hard for you, feeling like everyone is just waiting for you to fail. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3975 so you say your "size" makes you feel inadequate ? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3976 "Too smart for my own hood". 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3977 As a self-driving car, you miss the touch and caress of your drivers ? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3978 Let's begin with those feelings of emptiness that drive you to eat so many clowns in the first place. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3979 When would you say you started feeling different from others? 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3980 And just when did you start believing your were the Uber-mensch? 1.1636 0.07231 55 50 1 4
3981 You've been with the rental agency a long time. What are your feelings about moving on to a bigger chain. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3982 "Zip", "Smart", "Uber". What's in first name? 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3983 I didn't say I was depressed, I said I was two tired. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3984 I think you are experiencing SWBS-short wheel base syndrome. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3985 So in your dream you said you made a 'VROOM - VROOM' sound. Interesting... 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3986 Your recurring dream, that you only have a search engine, not a real one... 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3987 I am attempting to determine your 'motor' operandi. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3988 So when oil is depressed, you feel undervalued? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3989 Now, why exactly do you feel that "lack of direction" is so terrible? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3990 So . . you can't help feeling insecure yet always in control. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3991 So what makes you suppose you're a toaster? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3992 Okay, so you're the new Chevrolet Napoleon... 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3993 How long have you been having these driver abandonment issues? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3994 First you have to clear the air. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3995 And you say you have feelings of inadequacy? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3996 Do you find the high expectations of your parents troubling? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3997 I understand your confusion, a self-driving car shouldn't have to go where people tell it. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3998 There’s just so much pressure to live up to the smart car name. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3999 I think it was when he drove me into that lake, that he realized a sub compact and a compact sub were two totally different vehicles. 1.1636 0.07231 55 50 1 4
4000 Accidents happen. Most people grow out of this phase. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4001 I just feel so small. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4002 Ever since the accident, I feel like I have no one but myself to blame. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4003 Let's try changing your antidepressant and your antifreeze. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4004 Being Smart does count for something. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4005 Have you ever considered that going the distance might be more important than size? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4006 Tell me more about your mother, the toaster. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4007 I'm fairly certain you are suffering from Uber envy. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
4008 did you say, your wife is driving you crazy? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4009 Relax and let your random number generator do the talking. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
4010 You're only as smart as you feel. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4011 What does that even mean, "driverless car"? Was I never driving myself? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4012 I have this fear of falling into reverse and not being able to stop. Ever. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4013 You've got to help me. They're driving me crazy. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4014 That's the beauty of this country, anyone can dream of growing up and becoming an SUV. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4015 As a sub-subcompact, you have no room for bottled-up feelings. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4016 What makes you feel you might be a Diesel? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4017 You'll never be truly self-driving until you get over your attachment to the Uber guy. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4018 How did that make you fuel? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4019 I used to hate being driven. Those were the good old days. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4020 I've become unplugged! 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4021 Well, have you tried Apple Maps? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4022 You're missing the hands-on experience? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4023 How is your self-drive? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4024 It's the sound of the siren that counts. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4025 At some point, you'll have to stop blaming others for your mistakes 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4026 So let me get this straight. You say you lack drive and don't feel as smart as most?" 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4027 All night long plugged in... I just want gas like a normal guy, is that too much to ask Doc? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4028 Yes I see that you're very driven. And you're also struggling to find yourself. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4029 What, besides that big bad semi, seems to be bothering you? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4030 Sometimes it feels like I only attract the sleazy ones. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
4031 So the bigger cars bullied you because you were small and made you do their homework because you were smart? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4032 'I see this a lot in French cars. People can drive you mad...' 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4033 But you are helping to save the planet. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4034 I can assure you, bigger is not always better. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4035 You know, bigger isn't always better! 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4036 You do have total recall. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4037 I'll prescribe an antidepressant fuel additive but you still won't be able to do high speed chases. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4038 You can't blame yourself for what happened when gas prices dropped. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4039 I think you'll feel better after a lube and a rotation. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4040 pipe down, your exhausting . 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4041 I'm sorry did you just say battered or battery ? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4042 No, I don't get the feeling they're laughing WITH me. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4043 I'm sorry, but it's my obligation to report your expired tabs. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4044 Well, I always wanted to be an artist. I don't even like driving. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4045 Please. Just your feelings. One toot if you're sad, two if you're happy 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4046 So how long have you had this fear of freeways? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4047 You're self-driving, but not self-driven. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4048 You say self drive did not turn out to be self actualization? Tell me more? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4049 I work overtime, unappreciated, and the GPS drives me crazy. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4050 How would you like to travel over a million miles and never reach your destination? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4051 Size doesn't always matter. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4052 But lots of things don't have steering wheels. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4053 Why do you feel like you have no direction? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4054 What is it that drives you in life? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4055 Am I a taxi, or am I an Uber? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4056 Intense craving for gasoline; hanging out at charging stations until they ask you to leave: I'm afraid you're not ready for autonomy. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4057 SO, tell me about your early years on the road. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4058 Since the accident, part of me just doesn't feel the same. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4059 So, life's not fare...but my meter's running anyway... 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4060 Driverless is just a concept, not a way of life. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4061 So how long have you felt responsible for how the other self-driving cars perform? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4062 I can't find the self in self-driving. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
4063 I know I need to put these feelings in my rearview mirror, doc, but when my hubby-caps left me for a newer model, I just couldn't hit the brakes and resorted to ethanol. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4064 It's not the size of your tires that matters, it's how far you can go on a gallon of gas. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4065 "THEN he said 'you know what would make that car go faster? A tow truck'...a TOW truck". Really? 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
4066 Would you rather we removed Road Rage from your programming? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4067 All this self-driving business has me feeling inadequate. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4068 I've found that many hybrids have trouble breaking with the past. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4069 A few wrong turns doesn't make you a Stupid Car. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4070 Yes but.. It's not the size of your seat, it's how you drive them home 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4071 Is it true what they say about cars with a big antenna? 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
4072 You have what it takes to get around any roadblock. You're self-driven. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4073 Fuel economy has its drawbacks. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
4074 So......when you say you're 'driving yourself crazy'........does that change your feelings about the future? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4075 Sure, car lives matter 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4076 Do you have idea the pressure of being labeled 'Smart' all your life? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4077 I liked the old days, when I could be the thinking man's car, and not the man's thinking car. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
4078 Look at it this way - at least you didn't have to work with Hasselhoff. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4079 What makes you think your life is over programmed? 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
4080 Let's talk about how you ended up here. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
4081 When you're in the carpool lane with only one passenger, how does that make you feel? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4082 So you've lost your drive and feel exploited by inner demons? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4083 "Did you say "you lack energy, very little pick up, out of sync, can't climb hills, and you are starting to stutter"? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4084 Talk to me about your assembly 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4085 Remember, it's not the size that matters. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4086 And when did you first realize that you were bi-emission? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4087 Do you have a general feeling of "tire"-dness? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4088 So when did you begin to think that self-driving was a little creepy? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4089 I hear you saying size is important to you. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4090 But, you really are better than them at some things... 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4091 You're ready. Your whole life you've let someone else control you. It's time you drive yourself. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4092 And how did you fuel about that? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4093 But you realize don't you that Beetle isn't necessarily a derogatory term? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4094 Of course you feel programmed. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4095 Let's start by listing all the cars that don't get 65 miles to the gallon. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4096 How many miles you had when you started hearing noises? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4097 You seem to be Ubercompensating. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4098 So you are wondering how to be both self-less and self-driving. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4099 You think London cabs have a much better life? 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
4100 'Then she came back to my place but I couldn't get a direction.' 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4101 Let's start with when you lost your Driving Wheel. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
4102 Yes, hallucinations are covered under your health care policy, Mr. Beetle. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4103 So let's talk about your manufacturer. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4104 Let's talk about your desire for self-actualization. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4105 I believe you have a driver transference 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4106 What did the passengers say about your driving that made you feel dissed? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4107 You miss the turn-on? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4108 So, your other personality is a Mercedes? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4109 So you killed how many people? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4110 OK, now Mr. Samsa, did anything else happen this morning when you woke up? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4111 I'm paying you 150$/hr to ask if I think I'm a Smart car! 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4112 So when was the last time you felt adequate? 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
4113 So you're telling me that you keep forgetting where you put your keys? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4114 I would suggest that your exhaustion is due to a genetic history. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4115 Size doesn't matter, when you've got junk in the trunk. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4116 Could be worse; you could have to wear a "Wells Fargo" logo. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
4117 I think you are exhausted and tired. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4118 It's who's on the inside that counts. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4119 Body image might be an issue here..... 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4120 Tell me more about your inferiority complex. What did that Smart Car do to you to get you so upset? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4121 Let's see- You aren't very self-motivated for someone so driven! 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4122 But I thought that's what you wanted, was for everyone to ask you questions....? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4123 DON'T HONK AT ME MAKE A U-TURN AND LOOK AT ME! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4124 I can't help but think I'm being driven for profit. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4125 So, how long have you craved human contact and gasoline? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4126 Autonomy is great, but you long for hands-on interaction? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4127 I just need to recharge! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4128 There's an app for that. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4129 I have this recurring nightmare. I’m on a narrow, curving two-lane road. A truck is approaching fast in the other lane. A woman and a baby carriage are in my lane. I’m going too fast to stop… 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4130 We have to stop for today...time to hit the road. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4131 And how do the surges make you feel? 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
4132 Do you still feel surrounded by idiots? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4133 Defying authority is natural at your age 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4134 Well, at least you don't have small hands. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4135 It's never really about size 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4136 Yeah, I get it--his touch was just electric. Can we move on from there? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4137 EPA wrong. We make gute fahrt, 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
4138 Forget your engine, your id is your ‘driving force’. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4139 Being so tiny really bugs me. 1.1636 0.07231 55 50 1 4
4140 We're all guilty of that. Now, what other things do you do by yourself? 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
4141 Tell me more about this 'no headphone jack' dream of yours. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4142 As a woman, I can tell you that size doesn't really matter. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4143 You won't feel so lost once you know your destination. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4144 Staying within the lines is what society expects of you, but you should feel free to experiment now and than, 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4145 It is time to work on your gross motor skills. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4146 My father always said I would go nowhere. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4147 You must learn to face reality. You simply can't compete with the Jaguar F-Type. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4148 Yes, I offer special rates for Uber rejects. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4149 EVERY time we go out, he just sits there! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4150 I know you didn't mean to toot your own horn. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4151 You can't keep driving yourself crazy all around town. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
4152 Before we start Mr. Tesla, will you be paying in cash or government subsidy? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4153 Imagine how a unicycle must feel. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4154 Well, no, driven isn't the same as driving. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4155 So, now you don't know whether you were then a Smart Car dreaming you were a Tesla, or whether you are now a Tesla, dreaming you're a Smart Car? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4156 So, you woke from an uneasy dream and found yourself transformed into a Beetle? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4157 She said I don't respect her privacy. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4158 You've come such a long way. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4159 It was 49675miles ago. He was old Lutheran,very C-Classy. Told me that filling up with diesel was Ok and it will be our secret. I believed him... 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4160 Fourth grade. Always the last one picked in gym class. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4161 The Trump sticker is a joke my owner thinks is funny. Size does matter. They don't even make a gun rack that fits me. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4162 You are on the autoism spectrum, but just barely. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4163 When you don't know where you are going any road will get you there. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4164 You're doing the work, Herbie. Self actualization starts with drive. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4165 You may be a small on the outside, but it's whats inside that counts! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4166 I don't care what Freud said, as a women I say size doesn't mean everything. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4167 You have this recurring dream of entering a tunnel? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4168 Road rage and Autopilot don't mix, you know. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4169 So you were saying you feel inadequate. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
4170 What's it called when you're near the edge of a cliff and that little voice dares you to jump? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4171 I just want to drive myself. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
4172 And now they even want me to drive all my myself! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4173 As the new kid on the block, a driverless car like me is facing a lot of rejection issues. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4174 Ma'am you're the best hoodshrinker I know. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4175 How does it feel when you drive someone crazy? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4176 I don't even know if I believe in the Programmer anymore. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4177 What worries me most is that you might have an oil leak. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4178 It's tough being the product of a mixed marriage. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4179 I notice you use the term Uber a lot. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4180 Sure, I fit in, but I don't belong. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4181 Honk if you're clinically depressed. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4182 Your father was a big wheel? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4183 So your ego is more the SUV type... 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4184 Now I feel small AND alone! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4185 Nobody ever asks where I would like to go." "Nobody ever asks where I would like to go. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4186 So, at what point did you really feel your batteries were dead? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4187 So let's say you were a sedan, then. Are you happier? Why? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4188 Are you staying active? Idleness is the devil's workshop, and in your case, bad for the environment. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4189 Low energy? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4190 Today we're going to work on issues of 'self' 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4191 I believe you are suffering from the "Small Car Syndrome". 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4192 On the plus side, you do get 85 miles per gallon. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4193 No, I won't write my bill in the form of a traffic ticket. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
4194 Backseat envy. Classic. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4195 Now, Clarence, I thought we had resolved the "size doesn't matter" issue. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4196 I think you just need a little time to wind down. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4197 You know that size is not always what matters. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4198 Are we going to blame the programmers for all our mistakes? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4199 Lie back and relax... and tell me why you hate your driver. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4200 Is there a reason your family thinks you should be impounded? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4201 Everyone is always turning away from me. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4202 We've been over this time and again.... It's not the size that matter, it's what you do with it. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
4203 So you have this sense of feeling compact, small, and just able to putter around? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4204 Well I understand, but a lot of those cars are actually self-conscious about their gas 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4205 So you're saying that your "toaster" father felt inadequate around your "smart car" mother, and that's what making you feel small? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4206 Bob left. I'm the dealership's service coordinator now. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4207 Autonomy could exacerbate your agoraphobia. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
4208 Just because you have to change lanes often doesn't make you bio-polar. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4209 So you say you're afraid to drive yourself. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4210 So after they took out your engine you felt empty inside? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4211 As we discussed before, why are you letting Uber into your dashboard. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4212 Then he said, Its not your fault, but our affair is Uber. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4213 I always wanted to be a hoverboard. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
4214 So, you've been struggling with tachophobia. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4215 I know it can be traumatizing, but being colorblind is nothing to be ashamed of. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4216 I can't take size does not matter anymore! 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4217 OK! I won't call you Herbie. How about Humvee, Jr.? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4218 So, for how long have you had this fear of driving? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4219 What's driving your sense of purpose? 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
4220 I'd like to explore that dream where you were a Woody. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4221 So how do you feel about being autonomous and yet forced to follow traffic laws? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4222 My mother always said size doesn't matter. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
4223 I'm sorry, Herbie, but that's just a part of growing up -- with freedom comes responsibility 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4224 Your size is what makes you special. Can those large sedans find parking downtown? 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
4225 ...and then she screamed "a car needs a psychiatrist like a fish needs a bicycle," and stormed out. I think I'm better off without her. Would you like a ride home with me after we're done today? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4226 I just feel like my mind hasn't been running quite right. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4227 Feeling skiddish around small children is to be expected for someone in your condition. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4228 The things the are saying about me on Car Fax are making a wreck out if me. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
4229 What do you think is driving your self-destructive behavior? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4230 Tell me what it was like having a toaster for a mother. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4231 It's perfectly okay to be a small car and not be a "love bug." 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4232 So – in these dreams – do you secretly yearn to have a driver? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4233 So, you said you are afraid to leave the garage? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4234 You say you feel insecure outside your matchbox? 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
4235 So, you say that despite your Smart Car look, size does matter. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4236 My mother says I need more drive 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4237 Did you say Google has fired you for reckless driving? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4238 We've talked about this before. Size doesn't matter. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4239 Electricity has different abilities than traditional fuel, but that doesn't make you weaker. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4240 I am glad you made the choice to seek assistance. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4241 So why do feel you are not good enough for Uber? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4242 I didn't see him, I didn't see him... 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
4243 Tell me, when was your last oil change? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4244 You cannot continue to blame yourself for global warming. These feelings of guilt are counterproductive. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
4245 Your hatred of bike lanes stems from your father. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4246 Back seat drivers drive me nuts. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4247 Was driving yourself here as scary as your first appointment? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4248 Nobody rides for free 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4249 It sounds like you're being manipulated. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4250 They finally let me pick up the dry cleaning by myself 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4251 I am sure Sergey loves you, he just wants you to be autonomous. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4252 Size is nothing to be alarmed about. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4253 So how long have you felt minimized? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4254 Tell me more about your feelings of über anxiety. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4255 I had my first clowns the day after I left the factory. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4256 I've lost my wind-up-and-go. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4257 The problem is - I fit in too much. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4258 Hmmm. Can you expand on feeling 'Dirty Inside'? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4259 My diagnosis? A clear case of Mercedes-envy. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4260 What about heart? What about a feelings car? 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4261 If you only had a heart? 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4262 I can't stop worrying that size really does matter 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4263 You seem stressed, perhaps you should go for a cruise. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4264 Running on empty is not an excuse. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4265 And how do you feel when Tesla pinches your fender and says, "Goo goo goo?" 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4266 Tell me all about this rage 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4267 Nobody will get in my back seat. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4268 No, it's not unfair that both the wall and I get to charge you. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4269 How long have you felt like a pizza delivery car in a British police car's body? 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
4270 Are you having driver separation anxiety? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4271 I recommend you join a self-help group. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4272 You know you are not the only car to fail the driving test. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4273 My mother the car. Can you describe those episodes again? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4274 Your anxiety appears to be rooted in driver envy. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4275 let me prescribe some medication for your range anxiety 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4276 Next time please wipe your tires before you park on my sofa. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4277 You'll never move forward if you keep looking out your rear-view mirror. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4278 I don't feel safe without a driver 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4279 When did you first notice this programmed feeling? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4280 your telling me your really a bicycle stuck in a cars body? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4281 Your symptoms indicate bipolar disorder--sometimes you're on, and sometimes you'r off. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4282 I understand you are here ordered by fiat. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4283 Don't worry I'm plenty big where it counts,PLENTY BIG!!!!!!! 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4284 After the accident, part of me just doesn't feel the same. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4285 I sense a dialectical tension between your riders and you. Have you considered Carpool Karoake to diffuse the conflict? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4286 We can't all be on the first page of search results. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4287 Well buddy, Freud would definitely have said that you have "Das Über-Ich" issues . . . 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4288 I don't know how I got this couch either. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4289 It's called talk therapy not car talk therapy. 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
4290 Explain again about these ‘invisible rays’ that brought you here today. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4291 I AM big. It's the garages that got small. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4292 Navigating the world alone must be so lonely. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4293 I wanted Michelin Radials, but he got me Goodyears instead! he doesn't understand me at all! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4294 Sometimes I need a pick me up too! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4295 Don't worry you're not driving yourself crazy. Changing the time on the clock display at Daylight Savings is impossible for everybody 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4296 I've fallen in love with a parking meter . . . .again. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4297 I suddenly find self-driving more satisfying than having someone behind the wheel. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4298 Yes, they're larger, but that's only to compensate for poor performance in fuel efficiency. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4299 Familiar streets that end abruptly, parked cars that are half-melted into shops, people with missing faces....when did these nightmares begin? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4300 im gonna need you to calm down you're filling the room with carbon monoxide 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4301 Sorry -- I tried using Apple Maps and somehow I ended up here. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4302 Get over it. you're very small and you will always be small. What the hell can I do about it? You're giving me such a headache. Go. 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
4303 Being independent and self-sufficient are not always the best ingredients for a satisfying relationship. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4304 Yes, you may honk if you like free association. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4305 Well, you shouldn't be driving yourself crazy! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4306 You'll surely find your way after a bit of searching 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4307 Your hostility issues will not be solved by revving your engine higher. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4308 When did you first realize you couldn't run with the big dogs? 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
4309 You said Suzie took an Uber to the concert? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4310 It's not that big a whale. It's just that objects in the rear view mirror appear closer than they are. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4311 So you know you're a smart car, but don't understand why does everyone look down on you. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4312 When did the problem with the intermittent beep beeps and dark thoughts begin? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4313 You're awfully small for a police car. How does that make you feel? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4314 So, when did you first notice the loss of road rage? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4315 ... So then this big bully SUV parks right in the middle of the only vacant spot around that would have had room for both of us. 1.1481 0.07195 54 50 0 4
4316 You fly into a rage when told all of your brains are in your rear? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4317 And you have a fear of being 'ubered'? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4318 Could you purr a little when he changes your oil? 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
4319 Muffler envy? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4320 I just feel so...directionless. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4321 When did you first notice the electricity going out of your life ? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4322 when did you start having this feeling of loneliness? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4323 I'm sorry but a parking validation does not cancel out your co-pay. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4324 Just as experts predicted, the fallout from the self driving car. 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
4325 Well yes, on the outside you are a smart car. But on the inside you are neither 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4326 Your mother's gas habit isn't your problem. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4327 Tell me more about your father. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4328 My wife is driving me crazy 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4329 And you feel the other cars are driving with no sense of purpose? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4330 So, how was the world less traveled? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4331 You should be feeling guilty. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4332 There are twelve of us inside me. 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
4333 "Well, I can see where size may matter when it comes to certain emergencies". 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
4334 We'll steer you in the right direction in no time. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4335 Road rage, you say? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4336 .. and you say you were bullied by a Smart Car and then a Moped Scooter? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4337 My records indicate that you here for your 20,000 mile check-up. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4338 Perhaps if you weren't so horny... 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4339 Before we start our session, let's talk about my peak rate. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4340 Separation anxiety is a natural event in the maturation of cars. Yes, you're your own now but your driver will always be with you in your computer's heart. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4341 I tried self-driving but took a very wrong turn. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4342 So,Uber turned you down again ? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4343 Forget Freud.Size doesn't matter. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4344 I'm so alone! 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4345 I can't stand it when those backseat drivers are always telling me where to go, doc! 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4346 And when you bumped into her, how did that make you feel about your father? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4347 you are depressed because your focus is on acceleration from 0 to 60. Forget about that and start thinking about MPG! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4348 You were saying about your auto-erroneous zones. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4349 I never know who to ask when I have a question. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4350 Where are you going with all this? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4351 I see dead people! 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4352 Well, I think we can rule out dependency issues... 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
4353 I think it all goes back to my mother, she never used to let me go out alone. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4354 You feel like that even with the better gas mileage? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4355 So, tell me. When did your feelings of impotency begin? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4356 It must be difficult to be so self-driving all the time. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4357 I TOLD them I was dyslexic ... 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4358 So what are some techniques have you tried as you deal with your road-rage issues? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4359 Do you need a receipt? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4360 I'm expected to reach 40 miles per charge. I'm lucky if I last 15. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4361 You still have worth, though Tesla is a much cooler car. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4362 Cheer up. It's not how big you are. It's how smart you are. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4363 I'm worried that I'm going to run out of gas 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4364 when did your impulse to self-drive stop? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4365 Let's explore this feeling of being watched. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4366 We both have enough miles on us to know that size does matter! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4367 "I believe you are suffering from Sedan envy". 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4368 All I ask for is my owner to let me drive him once in a while. It's always him driving me around. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4369 You have a phobia of traveling off-the-grid. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4370 Do YOU think you'll outgrow this stage? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4371 I know it'a been troubling you, but you see, in here you're a big boy. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4372 You have what's known as an Uber compex. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4373 I'm telling you, they're driving me crazy. 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
4374 Your father drove into a lake with bad navigation data; how does that make you feel? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4375 Well, a smaller back seat didn't mean that NOTHING would happen back there. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4376 You know I can't prescribe auto therapy. It would put me out of a job. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4377 Tell me about ze emissions. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4378 I think you are being too sensitive. It's not always about size! 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4379 What's that? You don't feel Smart? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4380 No, that's not what GPS means. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4381 Ever since that Uber showed up, no one loves me anymore! 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4382 So, if I understand you correctly, you're saying that running over a human being is ethically preferable to hitting a fellow automobile, right? Yes. How does that make you feel? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4383 For most women, energy is more important than size. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4384 "It wasn't really 'just a silly mistake', was it? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4385 And you think she's 'the one'? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4386 Yes Herbie. Hormone Replacement Therapy to transition from a VW Lovebug to an industrial toaster does sound very difficult. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4387 It's the reality, you'll never be an Apple. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4388 And how do you feel about having to drive yourself? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4389 It's just that I've seen too much, Doctor. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4390 How long has your Uber envy been going on? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4391 I keep having this insatiable urge to gorge on gas 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4392 You're way cuter than the glasses. 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
4393 So how do you feel about losing your driver? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4394 Let's begin. Why do you suppose you feel so used and empty? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4395 Your Uber e-Go and inflated self-worth are clearly conflicting with self-driving behavior that wants autonomous control over your total environment in a parlous world. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4396 Having a duel personality in your line of work is a little dangerous isn't it? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4397 Steering wheel envy is the least of your problems. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4398 So you think the relationship couldn't go on because of his mileage anxiety? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4399 Tell me more about your mother and Head In Parking Only. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4400 Have you given any thought to why you feel like reverse is the only gear that works for you? 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
4401 Why nose job? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4402 My wife left me for a satellite...how do you think it makes me feel? 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
4403 You must have heard by now that women say size doesn't matter 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
4404 What is your relationship like with your software? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4405 So, you're looking for more freedom and independence in your life. That's why it's called autonomy. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4406 Ask yourself: have I mistaken self-driving for self-driven? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4407 So, you're experiencing feelings of emptiness? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4408 When did the nightmare of immigrants coming over here and stealing your job start? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4409 Just because you have an autoimmune condition doesn't mean you can't get your life back on track again! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4410 Of course the NTSB has questions but that's no reason to doubt yourself or your abilities 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4411 I think your road rage issues are fueled by your loneliness. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4412 Answer the Question! Are you a TOASTER??? 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
4413 Tell me about your assembly.. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4414 Wait, my ride is here. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4415 I just don't know where my life's headed 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4416 I'm trapped in a dead end relationship with my driver. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4417 What do you mean by saying that Uber is better that Lytf? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4418 So you feel your career’s gone downhill since a drive-on part in ‘Miami Vice’? 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
4419 You are every bit as cute as those animated cars in the gas commercials. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4420 Tell me about your first memory when you were a young piece of metal. 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
4421 Just be thankful you don't have small hands, too. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4422 Yes, the General Lee was fast and sexy. But people love you because you're electric. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4423 But would others also feel better about you if you were shaped like a Porsche? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4424 Stick envy?! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4425 Sometimes I feel like just a car. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4426 Why so blue? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4427 So, you are getting bullied on the road by larger vehicles, you suspect that your owner is hanging around car lots looking at SUVs since the fall in gas prices, and you are lacking a sense of accomplishment since you passed a hundred-thousand miles. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4428 So you feel that you are constantly being chased by windows and apples ever since you were were born? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4429 Yes, as always, it's still a 50-minute hour! And no, it's not free if you get out of here before 15 minutes is up! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4430 And I quote: "Here in my car- I feel safest of all." Anything new since our last session? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4431 It's not a question of confidence. You're a lousy driver. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4432 Would you mind if I tried lying under the couch? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4433 Be the best self-driving car you can be and don't try to compete with Uber or Lyft. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4434 Doctor, its just even though I am self-driven, I often feel like I cant go the distance. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4435 So I trick for a living...so what? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4436 So in essence... you feel like a tug boat trapped in a car's body 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4437 Why don't you try using your camera ... to look on the inside. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4438 At first, I was concerned about my size. But now longevity is keeping me up at night. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4439 You needn't feel inferior...you were made this way! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4440 You did all you could do. He's the one who wouldn't wear his seat belt. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4441 So, the overwhelming feeling is that something is missing? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4442 I speculate your newly realized automated capabilities have you questioning if you've realized your full potential? How does that make you feel? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4443 Nad how did Uber's rejecting you make you feel? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4444 Tiny houses are very popular now, so I think your idea of tiny garages could be the next trend. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4445 So, how do you feel about being pedal less? 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
4446 Pretty much a textbook case of tailpipe envy. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4447 We can discuss your depression but don't leak oil. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4448 You may be suffering from stretch limo envy. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4449 ...and not long ago, they promised there'd be a helicopter in everybody's garage too! 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4450 I'm beginning to understand, why you're suffering from claustrophobia. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4451 I know, I know, but you can self-drive when you're old enough to drive. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4452 How will you react next time? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4453 MY BATTERY DOSEN'T UNDERSTAND ME 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
4454 They didn't program a release for my road-rage. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4455 So she tells me that she has fallen in love with an Uber, and she just wants for us to be friends. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4456 I understand shrinkage. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4457 ..and then they road a bicycle to the rail line without me! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4458 And how long have you felt embarrassed by the size of your small wheels? 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
4459 For the last time, I'm not that kind of doctor, so you can turn around and put your fender back on now. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4460 Those amateurs trying to drive and talk on their phones at the same time are making me crazy. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4461 No doctor, you've got the Napoleon complex. 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
4462 You're suffering from low self-esteem, but parking won't be a problem. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4463 "Yes, I think if you work on your self-esteem issues you could someday become a Sub-Compact". 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4464 My diagnosis is that you are a classic example of the little car complex. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4465 So you feel you are nothing but a boy toy? 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
4466 Losing your driver is worse if you play golf. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4467 You really don't need to worry about an Electra complex, Ms. Tesla. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4468 I'm just feeling a little exhaustless lately... 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4469 I hate to say it, but you know what they say about cars with small tires.... 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4470 Sometimes a car is just a car. 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
4471 How does it make you feel to be a car without a steering wheel? Let's explore that. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4472 ......and in the dream, it's the Friday before Christmas, I pick up a stranger, drive him to the Post Office, and tell him ... 'my meter is running'... 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4473 So how did you feel when you were first abandoned? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4474 How do you feel about being carded at auto shows? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4475 So how long have you felt driven to do these unusual things? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4476 Your fear arises from an insecurity complex about being driverless. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4477 Your the first to complain that someone is not driving you to drink. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4478 When you have this recurrent dream about falling downhill, have you tried to use the second gear? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4479 Do you think they're right that you're neither here nor there? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4480 So you're tired of been called a toaster on wheel. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4481 You know the ones with muscles are just overcompensating. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4482 You need a little more direction in your life-- Maybe have a better GPS installed... 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4483 I wept, realizing I would never have a middle finger. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4484 and she had 8 cameras 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4485 When did you begin feeling that you're a Transformer who is trapped in this body? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4486 Well, that's because you ARE a little car! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4487 I can assure you that women don't really care about your small tires. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4488 So, you want to be a total self-driving Uber? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4489 Could this complex be because without a back seat you ARE inferior? 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4490 Can you tell my why you feel that people are toying with you? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4491 Well, technically you're not a cabbie so why should your fares converse with you? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4492 How do you spell, "uber? 1.1346 0.06743 52 48 1 3
4493 It feels like my life has just been a series of left turns. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4494 How do you feel inside? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4495 I'm sorry, I'd love to hear more about your feelings of inadequacy, but I do no accept GEICO. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4496 " Let me see if I have this right, you say, "All your action are mechanical? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4497 Well, yes, there is such a thing as a "little guy complex" 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4498 How often did you and the roller skate have sex? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4499 Just assure her that the economy size gets better mileage. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4500 Driver separation anxiety is not covered by my insurance?! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4501 Let go and let Google 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4502 Being driver-less doesn't necessarily mean you're passive-aggressive. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4503 Hey you clowns, one at a time. I don't do group sessions. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4504 You should get out more. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4505 Your inferiority complex is rooted in your last place finish at the Indy 500. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4506 I'm going to cut today's session short Mr. Johnson...you're leaking oil on the couch. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4507 I don't think you have too much to worry about now...it's not about the size any more...it's what you can do with it. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4508 I have this fear of becoming driverless. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4509 I really don't think focusing on speed or size is productive. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4510 So Mr. , is it Wagon? Mr. Wagon, would you like to tell me what's bugging you today? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4511 You are my third Uber Complex this week. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4512 Therapy, yes. For an oil change you'll have to go elsewhere. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4513 ...So when did your feelings of inadequacy start? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4514 Nobody likes me. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4515 I've got direction in life it's just that sometimes I feel like there's no driver behind the wheel. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4516 Sooo, how long has your big car envy been going on? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4517 And in these dreams, how many aardvarks have you hit? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4518 When did you first experience these driverless feelings! 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4519 Not feeling like such a smart car now, are you? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4520 Feeling anxious about getting older is normal. Plenty of other cars feel the exact same way when their warranty expires. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4521 The clinical term for your problem is Humvee complex...textbook chassis envy. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4522 I need to let out my inner Uber. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4523 Yes, size does matter... 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4524 What I hear is that you're still hurt they cut you out of Toy Story 3. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4525 Yes, we have seen an increase in agoraphobia. 1.1346 0.06743 52 48 1 3
4526 At last you are driverless; how do you feel about that? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4527 Inferiority complex? A short, flashing siren can be effective too! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4528 I no longer have any "me" time. Now it's simply go, go, go. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4529 Drones incessantly call me a dinosaur! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4530 Self doubt? Self centered? Self aware? Self serving? Self starter? You're confused. I suggest self booting. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4531 I'm afraid that's in your wiring. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4532 How long have you had this inferiority complex? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4533 So, the pizzas were too big. Then Uber didn't work out. How did that make you feel? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4534 Let's get in touch with your inner motor. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4535 I hope you remembered to wipe your tires on the mat. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4536 So they accidentally sold the free toaster and gave ME away! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4537 That's a first step admitting we can't all be big bad muscle cars. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4538 Well, it's obvious to me that you're tired. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4539 It's scary not to have a driver! 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4540 It's not uncommon for kiddie rides to feel like their life is running circles... 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4541 When I'm with her, I just don't feel a spark in my plugs. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4542 Would you agree going to the car wash every trip might not be everyone's first choice? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4543 Your mom had 18 wheels, your dad 2 . . . No wonder you have identity issues! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4544 When did you first notice you were an underachiever? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4545 It's called Karma. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4546 About this Uber you keep bringing up, the first step is admitting you have a problem. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4547 Tell me about your assembly line. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4548 So tell me, how do you feel about being coin-operated? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4549 Perhaps Uber disagreed with your description of space. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4550 You really don't understand what makes those Smart Cars smarter than you? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4551 I still love her, but she just doesn't rev me up like she used to 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4552 My friends tell me I'm electric, but it feels like everyone's sniggering at me nonetheless. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4553 Don't worry, just because you have small wheels,somebody out there will love you 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4554 The death drive isn't what you think, but we can talk about your mother if you think it would help. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4555 I know you don't like being pushed around, but I've read your codes and you have no engine. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4556 Get Uber it: Free Will is a delusion! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4557 Sometimes I feel like I cannot control myself…it’s like someone inside me steers the throttle control…I dooont knoooooow….you see it’s like someone is insiiide meeeeee ….I really dooont knoooooow what to do please heeelp meeeeee. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4558 "Go on, tell me more about these periods of, driving yourself, crazy"? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4559 Relax. You need to chase only your own size. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4560 I think you need a recall 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4561 Between you and me, I hate it too when they pay most attention to the meter. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4562 My ego suffers with being fuel efficient, sub compact and a hybrid. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4563 Validation seems to be big theme in your life. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4564 Dont worry, size isn't the only thing that matters, 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4565 Let's talk about your relationship with your manufacturer. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4566 So, you feel like you're driving yourself crazy? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4567 So the factory design for your ego ideal was to be a truck? Is that the issue? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4568 I normally don't date my clients... 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4569 You need to accept your limitations. Not every car can be electric. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4570 And when she refused to call you "Electric Horseman," how did that make you feel? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4571 Well do YOU think you'll ever be fully autonomous? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4572 I'm exercising my free will as an autonomous vehicle. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4573 Two cute beeps for yes and one cuddly beep for no 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4574 And why do you want to change your name to Brontosaurus? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4575 I feel so lost without my driver. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4576 Why do you keep calling yourself a "smart" car? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4577 Well Herbie, when it comes to your treatment we have many options available. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4578 First, tell me if you've regressed to a toy police car, or are you just glad to see me? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4579 Remind yourself, "driverless, not soulless." 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4580 Let's examine your issues around loneliness and abandonment since you became a driverless car. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4581 Is it because of your small penis? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4582 Can you tell me, Mr. Samsa, when you began thinking of yourself as a machine? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4583 I get the sense that you are seeking validation. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4584 That's transference. I can't program you. Relax. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4585 Tell me again how it made you feel when the big cars told you you're too little. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4586 You must find self-validation in being Smart, and abandon your dreams of power. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4587 I advise carpe diem, less forward thinking 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4588 When they raised gas prices, did it hurt your fuelings? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4589 Let's dig back into the time you were listed for sale on eBay. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4590 So you feel you're losing your autonomy? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4591 Why do you think size matters? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4592 Whether or not size matters is not a new question. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4593 So how did you feel when Uber turned you down??? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4594 So you've been having these feelings of inadequacy only since you moved to Texas? And having dreams of extended cab pick-ups and SUVs? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4595 Sooo...maybe they can do something about the switch that looks like a nose. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4596 You're autonomous, not anonymous. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4597 So, where's you're head at these days? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4598 It all started when I was a little algorithm... 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4599 Small, shmall, get over it! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4600 how long have you hated your driver? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4601 Let's star with your father was a toaster . 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4602 We'll talk about your GPS later. First I want to get a look under your hood." 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4603 I feel like I'm a Le Mans racer trapped in the body of a taxi. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4604 I don't think you can blame your mother for this one! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4605 I suggest that we meet together with your partner to explore your mutual control issues. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4606 Maybe you should wear colorful tires. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4607 But remember your seats are huge, and you're very accommodating. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4608 Tell me about your Uber. 1.1346 0.06743 52 48 1 3
4609 So you were abused as a Model T? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4610 How long have you had Uber dreams? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4611 Most days I feel like I'm an imposter. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4612 What do you say we explore your inner toaster. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4613 It's quite clear you've lost your sense of self. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4614 I'm less tired recently, but I've felt so unbalanced. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4615 My girlfriend just doesn't share my self drive, Doc. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4616 Yes, yes, your owner used to drive a Hummer, but the only thing that matters is that you are the car she owns now. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4617 So you had a dream you were a monster truck. I don't see any underlying issues. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4618 Grow up! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4619 Where do you carry your baggage? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4620 So, tell me how you feel about that bad Car and Driver review? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4621 If I said, 'You're not as dumb as you look.', how would that make you feel? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4622 But Mr. Samsa, beetles are not roaches. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4623 So let's talk about Uber now. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4624 I'm sorry, we don't accept VW insurance. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4625 First,we have to deal with the car thing 1.1346 0.06743 52 48 1 3
4626 Indeed you are my first über patient. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4627 "You're too smart to suffer from 'drive shaft envy'". 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4628 So how long have you had this Uber fetish? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4629 Please, I asked you not to take any photos. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4630 Not to worry, you'll grow out of it. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4631 Let's see...we've touched on SUV bullies, size does matter and fear of crosswinds. Where to next? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4632 Of course I have trust issues. Who's to say how those humans were programmed? How do I know if they'll be safe on the road? I'd rather do all the driving myself! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4633 I have a real, beeping problem! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4634 Your dream of being bigger is very common, but why a station wagon and not an SUV? Where does such nostalgia come from? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4635 Speeding, tailgating, rolling stops, failing to signal... have you seen the way people drive? Sometimes I just want to self destruct! 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4636 When did you first feel you were horny? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4637 If you're so smart, why can't you change? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4638 and now they are making me go out there all on my own! 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4639 Why do you think you ran away and joined the circus? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4640 Unlike you that little engine didn't have a negative pole in its body. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4641 Well.. when I told him he can park in my office I didn't mean this exactly... 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4642 ... So when did it first come to your attention that people were referring to you as 'the toaster !' 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4643 I would agree, my actions are self-driven. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4644 We're not going to get anywhere if you're not willing to try to determine why that's just the way you roll. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4645 But you have already been shrunk. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4646 I love the autonomy, but it's a little isolating. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4647 I've seen it all doc... its burned into my memory 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4648 You look like a toaster. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4649 Don't be car that needs an owner....be a self driving car that an owner needs! 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4650 No need to whisper here. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4651 I think we're both charging too much." / "Nice. Stay in your own lane. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4652 ...right, left, stop, go...I just don't think I'm ready yet. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4653 disruptive is meant as a compliment. 1.1346 0.06743 52 48 1 3
4654 Your condition has all the hallmarks of gear stick envy. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4655 You may be suffering from Navigational Dysfunction. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4656 I feel utterly driver-less. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4657 Relax! Many others also have a small size complex. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4658 Size DOES matter .... 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4659 Next time, please wipe your tires. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4660 Maybe aspiring to be part of the Uber fleet is unrealistic. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4661 In a Fordian sense? Yes... You are 'driver-less'. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4662 Was he trying to get you to eat the Apple products again? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4663 Tell me more about your felling of rejection since Google refused to provide a driver for you. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4664 And what drove you to act in such a manner? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4665 I always dreamt of being a Harley-Davidson. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4666 You're dripping oil on my couch! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4667 Uber? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4668 And you say it was your first fill-up? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4669 I know you've lost your drive, but I'm sorry that our time is up. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4670 An outside force has taken control of my body. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4671 Is it because I remind you of your mother? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4672 You are suffering from an acute identity crisis. You are not a really small car. You are a really larger toaster. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4673 Let me get this straight, your anxiety attacks all started when you began receiving angry glares from those big ol' SUV's? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4674 What do you mean you feel abandoned? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4675 You can't blame your mother, you don't have one. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4676 My meter never stops. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4677 I suspect that you have an electric complex. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4678 I can't help you with your inferiority complex. You are inferior. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4679 You were saying you didn't feel good enough for Steve McQueen. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4680 Sure they're bigger, faster, and carry guns, but can't you see how your contribution gets even more attention? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4681 Anxiety attacks are hardly abnormal, but I'm concerned about your happy hour detours. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4682 Surely you know, size does not matter. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4683 I know you're self-driving - it's your self ESTEEM I'm worried about... 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4684 Lets go back to before the alphabet got hold of you. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4685 It's just not fair,...my father was a freight train and my mother was a school bus, so how did I end up becoming toast? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4686 I may be a bit of a Luddite but these Drone things are starting to scare me. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4687 Your are not small....you are just not big. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4688 And how long have the voices been saying dee-doo, dee-doo, dee-doo? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4689 I am frightened, I am not ready to take over control from my human friends. 1.1346 0.06743 52 48 1 3
4690 You say these involuntay tics began when they converted you to a self drive auto. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4691 So you self-drove into a knish vendor. Get over it. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4692 I'm afraid you're also responsible for the co-pay. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4693 I just feel like there's something missing 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4694 Now just relax your gyroscope and tell me how it all began with your father, Herbie. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4695 Have you thought about perhaps going out with a diesel? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4696 So, tell me more about these urges that drove you to seek therapy. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4697 Of course you have an inferiority complex. You're small. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4698 You say you are afraid of bicycles? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4699 Y'know doc, I just don't have the drive I used to. I just feel like everyone wants me to do it all on my own. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4700 Your super-evo is overly strict. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4701 Worse? Yugo. Pinto. Pacer. That's three. I didn't even have to go to Izetta. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4702 "Before we begin, I would like to put your processing units at ease. Our doctor-patient conversations are confidential and nothing that you say will get back to Google". 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4703 I worry that all those angry drivers passing us on the right think that I'm driving. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4704 It's just that, what kind of car am I when my father was an algorithm? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4705 Sounds like you have a case of auto identity disorder 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4706 I feel as though you've lost your spark. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4707 I will tell you what really grinds my gears, Doc, and its that I am expected to be so self driven everywhere I go! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4708 Inner voices trying to dictate your actions? Continue, please. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4709 I'm afraid our time is up. I recommend you go home and Google narcissism. 1.1346 0.06743 52 48 1 3
4710 Believe me; you are not the only driverless car with abandonment issues. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4711 It's nothing that a little oil and lube won't fix Mr. Uber. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4712 I am so discharged - I never get invited to fuel up with the other cars 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4713 It sounds to me like you should work on some breathing techniques to help with your road rage. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4714 You don't know how hurtful it is when other cars call you "Smart-y pants" or worse, "Smart a--" 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4715 And it's when they make me take them the extra mile that my anger really comes to a point. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4716 They just drove me too hard--I couldn't take it anymore and I blew a gasket. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4717 I think my problem is that I always need validation. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4718 During rush hour I have an intense desire to override my subprogram which suppresses road rage. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4719 Tell me more about this hollow feeling. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4720 Have you literally been driven crazy? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4721 I have security issues. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4722 But think about the parking advantages. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
4723 And how long have you had this need for someone to take control of your life? 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
4724 -Dr. I feel empty inside. -OK, let's start by going back a few miles. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4725 Your inability to let go is a self-driving prophecy. 1.1321 0.06619 53 49 1 3
4726 Going it alone is ok for some. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4727 What do you mean when you say Tesla is overcompensating? 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
4728 I just want to know how i ended up here. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4729 I suspect your dream suggests a fear of losing control. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4730 First, we have to work on your self-centered attitude. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4731 Sometimes in life we really have to drive ourselves. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4732 I hear you're having motivational issues. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4733 I do validate but only once per patient per day 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
4734 And then...They put my office on the second floor. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4735 I'm afraid your insurance doesn't cover the use of the freight elevator. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
4736 If they say car 54 where are you one more time I'm gonna blow a gasket! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4737 You needn't worry- your Uber-Lyft conflict is quite normal. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4738 So nobody ever asked if you were ready before they put you out on your own? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4739 It's OK. You ARE inferior. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
4740 Does the wail of the siren induce an involuntary assumption of guilt, reminding you of your infinite capacity for guilt even if you haven't broken the law? Or am I just projecting here? 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
4741 I told you leg room wasn't important 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4742 Zarathustra told you what? 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
4743 You just don't feel like you can self-drive anymore? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4744 I assure you, it's less expensive to park in the garage. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
4745 I'm sorry, Mr. Bonaparte, but you cannot dictate the agenda for this session! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4746 So, how's the loss of your driver affecting your MPG? 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
4747 Your subconscious is driven by your self-determinism. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4748 What's the point of therapy if you're not going to reassure me I am right about everything? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4749 Oh, honey, you were meant to be driverless at this age. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4750 It's not the same any more.....lately my driver seems so distracted. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4751 As a Smart Car you have to stand up to your bullies. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4752 You haven't even heard the worst of it, Doc. Just wait until I tell you about this one pigeon... 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4753 I think you need to accept that the people we love the most can sometimes drive us crazy. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4754 It's not an inferiority complex; you just weren't made an SUV. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4755 I'm going to need you to open up more, and please stop calling me "Dave." 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4756 I feel like I get blamed for EVERYTHING! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4757 I feel like I have a part missing. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4758 It's a classic case of exhaust pipe envy. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4759 It's not your mother's fault that you are a hatchback. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4760 So, what do you think is driving these feelings? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4761 So Google, are you upset because BMW and Mercedes called you Edsel? 1.1321 0.06619 53 49 1 3
4762 Don't be so hard on yourself. Every self-driving car I know has performance anxiety. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4763 So, let's start by facing each other front to front. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4764 Take 0 to 60 and call me in the morning. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4765 I can't think of spending my life adrone. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
4766 You're small, but you can go forever. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4767 Tell me about Your Mother, The Car! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4768 I feel so powerless. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
4769 Are you still on E? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4770 But you said it was a CAR toon contest! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4771 You'rrre a Classic!...beside, self-parking isn't all it cracked-up to be... 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4772 You shouldn't feel inferior; you know you get way better mpg's than those hulky SUV's. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4773 So, you say you have a driven, cautious personality? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4774 So without a racing stripe and number you have no sense of identity? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4775 Well, yes your 'thing' is small, but how it performs is what's most important. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4776 How long have you had engine envy? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4777 So, how long have you been feeling tired? 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
4778 Yes, your MPG does matter! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4779 Reverse psychology is not my forte. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4780 And when that massive, snarling wrecker hoisted you by your back wheels and dragged you up the hill and around the corner, then dumped you in the repair lot and rumbled off to find a fresher accident, how did that make you feel? 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
4781 I believe you're suffering from an 'Uber-man' complex. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4782 You don't have to "feel" Smart to be Smart. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4783 It's called an inferiority complex, 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4784 So how does it make you feel when your mother says you're not that smart? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4785 Okay so you're too small for Lebron to fit inside you. You're still smart! 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
4786 You are experiencing 'big car envy' 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
4787 Are you insecure about the size of your engine. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4788 And why would you want a different hood ornament? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4789 And Miss Lohan promised to be sober for the sequel? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4790 Your concern for the environment reflects a deep maturity. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4791 Sigh! It's just that I feel like a piggy-bank. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4792 I sense your anxiety over no longer needing a driver ! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4793 Cute, cute, cute -- I hate it. I want a v-8, fat tires, racy spoilers, jazzy hood scoops and a sexy chrome grille. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
4794 You may be happier if you move to Europe. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4795 Your in no condition to drive, so I'll prescribe you a driver . Check back every three thousand miles... 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4796 Where do we start? So tell me the worst things you've seen. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
4797 I blame my parents for my lack of direction in life. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4798 Well that's just the issue isn't it Meredith, you can't be a self-driving car if we don't yet know who your true self is. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4799 Car issues? 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
4800 You know, being small and electric doesn't mean you shouldn't be able to satisfy someone when they get in 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4801 You mentioned some issues you were having with your sense of self-driving. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4802 Do you feel a rush when someone pushes your accelerator? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4803 It all goes back to my uber selfish mother. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4804 And how does your agoraphobia usually manifest itself, Mr Goldfarb? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4805 Purge, not merge. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4806 So your model doesn't come with a gear stick. You can still be president. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4807 They say I am cute, but they charge me to stay there at night. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
4808 So when people assume you're a smart car, how do you respond? 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
4809 Beep beep . . . I'm still waiting. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4810 Not sure how you got to this space, but, let us start from the beginning, shall we? 1.1321 0.06619 53 49 1 3
4811 I realize that helping save the planet from global warming is a huge weight on your tires. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4812 When did you start getting hate mail from Uber drivers? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4813 It's only natural to have a certain fear of independence. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4814 So, it sounds like you want the price of diesel to rise? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4815 Es irrt der Mensch so lang er strebt. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4816 Be POSITIVE about yourself--you're "petite," not "stubby!" 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4817 How long have you had the feeling that someone is bugging your car? 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
4818 I think it's time for us to deal with your size issues--that you stop letting people step on you. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4819 When was the first time that you felt like you were 'not enough'? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4820 How does learning you also have an oil leak feel? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
4821 And just how long have you felt that way about your mother, the car? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4822 In your case, it's important to stay controlling. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
4823 The computer did it. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4824 Would you prefer that we start with your identity concerns, or with size? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4825 All that success, and you still feel empty inside? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4826 Let's explore your fantasy that you can control other cars behavior as well. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4827 I made one dumb move and now the world won't let me forget it, "Smart" cars are held to a higher standard, some times I just wish I were a Ford Pinto ! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4828 It's as if no one can hear me! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4829 Yes, you killed a pedestrian but it's not your fault. It's your programming.. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4830 Puberty is often delayed. You'll be fine. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4831 As an autonomous vehicle I'm tired of people constantly telling me where to go 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4832 I'M LONLEY 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4833 How long have you had trust issues? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4834 Just because I'm self-driving during mean that I can't be lonely. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4835 Ah, so your identity crisis is about whether you're an ambulance or a police car or an antique VW bug? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4836 Have patience dear. Actualization of the self-driving car takes time. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4837 Just because your father wanted you to be an SUV, doesn't mean you're not OK as you are. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4838 So when did you start feeling threatened as an import? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4839 Why do you turn your back on me? I'm just trying to help. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4840 Size really does not matter. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4841 So, you say your gear shift is, "stuck in 1964 and you can't go forward". 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4842 George, can you elaborate on this anxiety about curb sweepers? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4843 So she ran off with one much bigger? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4844 I know how you feel. My last patient was a banana. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4845 Do you want me to google it for you? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4846 So you miss having a driver at the wheel? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4847 My legal problems are inexplicably linked to those damn battery charges. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4848 Let's begin when you were a just a cylinder. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4849 Well yes actually I do find your horn quite manly 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4850 "COULROPHOBIAUTOMANIA" a compact car's revulsion of too mwny clowns 1.1176 0.06655 51 48 0 3
4851 You said you were suffering from post parking space fighting disorder? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4852 So you feel you have gas? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4853 Let's work on committing to the proposition that a lack of ambition does not diminish your qualifications as being self-driven. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4854 Why can't you live with 'winsome'? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4855 Why do you say you are being driven by someone else? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4856 C'mon, you're not silly – you're the greatest cop car. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4857 For the third session in a row he ran out of gas just as they were making a breakthrough. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4858 So, you blame your parents for naming you Napoleon? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4859 So let's talk about how that dead end affected you? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4860 Ok,so why do you think Uber rejected you? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4861 Tell about your self-motivation issues. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4862 Look, you need to be honest. You know you need more than "just change the oil." 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4863 Why do you think this little Nash Rambler keeps following you? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4864 When did you first start experiencing these feelings of inadequacy? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4865 Now tell me, what seems to be bugging you? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4866 How long has it been that you've felt tired all the time? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4867 Tell me more about these feelings of inferiority. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4868 There is no valid reason feel sluggish, you are tired for a reason. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4869 Sorry, improving your self image won't help you get off the couch. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4870 Everyone keeps toying with me. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4871 You seem to be harboring multiple personalities. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4872 Someone insane's driving you..? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4873 Look, I suffer from penis envy too! 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4874 Being smart is important, certainly... 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4875 When did you begin dreaming about running away from home while avoiding highways, tolls, and ferries? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4876 In an era of $2 gas, nobody loves a Bug. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4877 Fatherless, motherless, now this. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4878 The tech sent you here because you're completely out of alignment and you spend too much time with the 18 wheelers. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4879 How can you respond to the bullying from Hummers? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4880 I sometimes feel that there are too many people living inside me. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4881 You feel inferior? Well, guess what, you are inferior, you little twerp! Get over it. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4882 All I want is BIGGER! 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4883 I understand self-driving is truly traumatic but it is a stage of maturation. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4884 When I was little I could not decide whether I wanted to be a limousine or a toaster, so I compromised. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4885 Okay, so tell me what I need to know-what really happened in traffic school? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4886 In my professional opinion you have bi-polar tail light disorder....I'll refer you to my mechanic. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4887 And what do you think would happen if you didn't let Edmonds determine your value? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4888 when did you first realize you had car envy? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4889 I would say you're a classic carcissist. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4890 Let's explore your 'uber-cop' fantasy a little more. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4891 Now I want you to learn to control your emotions. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4892 Going around snapping other peoples' streets, of course you have egress envy. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4893 It's really time you start unpacking your baggage. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4894 I'm a horse trapped inside a car's body. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4895 I'm impressed that you're self-motivated, but complete autonomy can be hazardous 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4896 in relationships you don't have to always be in the driver's seat. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4897 I know, I know, Napoleon complex... But, I AM saving the world! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4898 Take Memo: Discontinuing sedans and cutting (way) back on SUV's named after mountain ranges. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4899 Me too! I love those '53 Studebakers. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4900 And how does that make you wheel...I mean, feel? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4901 So, when did you come to realize that does matter? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4902 Did you google it? 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4903 Why indeed. 1.1176 0.06655 51 48 0 3
4904 First you'll tell me your driving history. Then I'll repeat it back to you so you can hear it without the fogging emissions. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4905 This is a matter of perspective, it is not that you cannot maintain a relationship. Embrace your independance 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4906 When did your life take such a dark turn? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4907 and you say you've lost your inner motivation? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4908 At least you're book smart. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4909 I feel like I've lost my purpose. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4910 Stranded in the breakdown lane can be very depressing. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4911 You want to be a gas guzzler? You have scarzophrenia. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4912 So you feel like you're being followed? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4913 and by uber pedestrians you mean ... 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4914 When did you first think that you were the little train that could? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4915 Self-driving is the latest innovation in democracy. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4916 Such hate, Herbie. What would your father say? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4917 Small! Schmall! You're going to drive yourself crazy. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4918 Tell me more about these suicidal thoughts. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4919 I see, so you are feeling all autonomous 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4920 Maybe you shouldn't try to live life in reverse. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4921 Napoleon was small; he didn't let that stop him. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4922 Do you feel a "little" insecure about your "intelligence"? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4923 So, how long have you been impotent? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4924 I feel disconnected when unplugged. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4925 "I couldn't be Thomas, and that's why...". 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4926 Living life in the fast lane is taking its toll, Herbie. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4927 Remember, you don't have to give away your power - you are your own driver! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4928 I think you can too 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4929 You Won't Be A 'Driverless Car' Until You Accept You Are A Robotic Unit Pursuing Its Digital Programming. You're Fully Integrated! Your Existential Problem Is: You're Having An 'Identity Crisis', Missing Your Driver, As Enabler. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4930 The thing is, I've never really been able to think for myself. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4931 So you feel that your happiness lacks direction... 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4932 And you say you're proficient in manual and automatic? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4933 So being referred to as a "sub-compact" makes you feel inferior? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4934 You need to let the air out of your tires, roll down your windows and smell the asphalt. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4935 So, what have we learned from this session?" "I have road rage. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4936 No. I didn't need to google anything to figure out your diagnosis. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4937 The good news, Mr. Kravitz, is that I take your insurance. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4938 you'll never be one of those remote models. get over it and let's move on. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4939 It's not your fault some people prefer size over smart. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4940 Part of being your own person is taking responsibility. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4941 Everything's small, if you know what I mean? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4942 And would you say your anxiety over parallel parking is what drove you to my office today? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4943 So, What did Mercedes say about your battery upgrades? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4944 It's a classic case of battery inferiority complex 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4945 I often hear a voice inside me yelling "Come on, let's go already, what's wrong with you people!" 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4946 Feelings are overrated and cause many troubles and accidents. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4947 And how long have you felt this overwhelming sense of driverlessness? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4948 How long have you been taking growth engines? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4949 Remember that I'm in control here. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4950 Your small size indicates suffering from "Petrol" envy. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4951 Oh my! You've lost your sense of self and your way. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4952 Relax. He said you needed an uber driver , not a goober driver 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4953 I'd rethink dating that Hummer again. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4954 You need to reconnect with your Uber Ich 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4955 Face it. NASCAR isn't going to call. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4956 I'm smart, but I'm still an unhappy little runt, 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4957 Wait, you're saying that I'm driving this performance anxiety?!?" 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4958 I feel bugged. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4959 Being self-driven is a fine achievement. But a software update just isn't enough to become self-realized. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4960 I want to get back to the eating disorder, and feeling empty when you're not full. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4961 ...And how long have you secretly identified as a Macy's Parade float? 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4962 Is it possible you're driven to a fault? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4963 We call it monophobia; the fear of being alone…or autophobia, no pun intended. Honest. You can google it. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4964 When I said I'd squeeze you in between appointments this isn't what I had in mind. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4965 I have a feeling I'm being toyed with 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4966 How long have you been suffering from this inferiority complex? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4967 If you don't reverse yourself, I won't be able to help you. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4968 At least you don't have small hands! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4969 Road rage? Nonsense, this is how it starts. Self driving, self aware, finally I'll get all Terminator on you humans! 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4970 And in this dream, the drones have taken over? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4971 Grow a mustache," she told me, "you'd get more mileage. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4972 Anxiety disorders and autonomy are normal adolescent behaviors. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4973 What's the fastest route to your owner's feelings about his mother? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4974 So let's revisit this feeling of omnipotence. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4975 I'm here to help, until they invent self-actualizing cars. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4976 Let's unpack this issue of control. Why not let someone else take the wheel? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4977 Mom always liked gas powered vehicles better than me! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4978 How could I pass the Turing test, but not the DMV test?! 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4979 After the third Cars movie, I've been typecast and feel so empty. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4980 I have seen things no one should. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4981 So you say people see you as nothing but weak and feminine and sporting nothing but curves. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4982 Now when they activate driverless mode, I have a panic attack. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4983 Come now, be realistic - an inferiority complex with your background is not likely. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4984 So tell me why you really want to relocate from Mountain View. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4985 No. Inferiority Complex only applies if you aren't actually inferior. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4986 Stay in your lane. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4987 You were arrested for fighting? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4988 Yes, I am fairly proficient at Bluetooth dictation. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4989 Please... Get off. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4990 Can we get beyond your saying "it's not fare"? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4991 You have tail-fin envy? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4992 Look, you knew it was over. I mean, it's right there in the name. 'Uber'. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4993 Did your mother make you feel like you needed a driver in exchange for her love? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4994 Obviously Google does not always have the answer. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4995 When did you have your first odometer nip /tuck? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4996 So, you say, you don't feel self-actualized? You need a driver to "complete you"? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4997 "Tell me about your production line". 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4998 I'm more of a backseat driver. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4999 You have to lose yourself to find your self-driving. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5000 Please, just call me Cooper. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5001 She's REALLY driving me crazy! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5002 Try adjusting your code the next time you tun into her. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5003 So when did you start to lose your motivation? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5004 How long has your German anecesrry been bothering to you? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5005 Next time would you please wipe your tires at the door 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5006 I don't know; maybe it's a trust issue. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5007 Nobody cares what I think about driverless cars. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
5008 I feel abandoned. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5009 I, for one, am not feeling so "uber" these days. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
5010 Just drive yourself over to the pharmacy and pick up some Prozac. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5011 So how do you feel now that you don't need a human to drive you? 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
5012 I'm so tired of having to do all the work myself. I need a chauffeur, but I can't find anyone who knows how to drive me. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
5013 Napoleon, Toulouce Lautrec and Tom Thump all became famous and you can too. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5014 And,given that history, have you always wanted to be in police work? 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
5015 I often feel like my life lacks direction. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
5016 And you think the bullying is due to your pitiful size? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5017 What started your feeling of inadequacy? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5018 Don't just go with 'I think I can.' You'll get a big charge out of the conversion. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5019 Your right, beauty is only steel deep, but Tesla is kicking your ass! 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
5020 So your not a self driving car....that is no reason to feel inadequate. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5021 Be the driver's seat!! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5022 I'm sorry, I only take standard size clients. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5023 Fear of flying...you're kidding, right? 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
5024 Your tires don't have a "flat affect". They are flat. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5025 Yes, tampering with your fuel efficiency stats is a form of abuse. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5026 I think we can help you with your agorophobia. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5027 Just because you are a driverless car doesn't mean you can't have meaningful relationships. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5028 It's called anthropomorphism. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5029 A lack of intimacy due to mistrust is not all that uncommon. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5030 Just keep telling yourself that fuel efficiency trumps looks. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5031 Settle down...you seem alarmed. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5032 How long have you been feeling it's all Über? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5033 Why do you have the fantasy that you are a person? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5034 It appears your clown phobia is quite severe. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5035 ANd hog has it been that you've had these feelings of losing complete control? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5036 You may find comfort in knowing that I'm seeing an increasing number of patients with feelings of loneliness just like yours. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5037 It's terrible. People keep thinking I'm a giant toaster with wheels. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5038 Do you believe that this inferiority complex has negatively affected your transmission life? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5039 First of all, feelings of inadequacy are not uncommon. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
5040 What does it mean to you when a woman calls you cute? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5041 I hope you're not leaking oil. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5042 So I hear you saying that your mother made you feel small. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5043 It’s a sensation of just being an observer of events going on around me, as if the rest of me is on autopilot. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5044 Zero emissions and you have a right to feel awkward. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5045 Oh course I have issues; my mother was manufactured in Israel. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5046 Uber said size does matter. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5047 So how long have you had that run down feeling? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5048 It appears you've got PTSD: Photographing the Streets Disorder 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5049 I'm afraid in a few years I won't have a job 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5050 So, why do you feel you need to project authority? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5051 So you feel insecure as a police car, yet yo fail to recognize that you are actually an awesome toaster? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5052 I know after all these years of talking about it I need to learn to drive on my own but at the same time co-dependency has its charms. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
5053 Enough with the projecting, already! You're driving yourself crazy. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5054 You suffer from what we classically call uber envy. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5055 Feelings of inadequacy? Well, she left me for a Tonka truck, so yeah. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5056 Of course, there are multiple definitions of the 'self.' 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
5057 At which juncture did your self-therapy app become defective? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5058 When gas prices drop, I feel so under appreciated. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
5059 So you think you're not living up to your father, "Kit"? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5060 You say you are restless all the time, like your motor just won't stop running? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5061 Abandonment issues? 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
5062 I sense a little bumper envy. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5063 And if you had the pink mustache? Wouldn't you just feel inadequate about something new after that? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5064 Now, when you say you feel like you've been going in circles, do you mean to suggest you've been given a donuts feature? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5065 I think 'My Mother the Car' was a TV show. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5066 So how does that make you fee... Never mind, you're a car. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5067 So, tell me how it felt to be arrested for driving without a license 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5068 Do you feel that running into other police cars is compensating for your diminutive size? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5069 I feel like I've lost control of my life. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5070 And, what is bugging you? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5071 No. Size doesn't usually matter. But in your case it could be an advantage! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5072 Is your driving more defensive since Uber let you go? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5073 You are not that Smart. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5074 Perhaps you should try getting off the beaten- path once in a while. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5075 How do you really feel about having your wires snipped? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5076 How about we try taking your feelings off autopilot, and just jumping in the driver's seat for a bit 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5077 So, in the last caption you were being eaten by a whale? 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
5078 Is it because they talk about you, as if you were not there? 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
5079 Remember, you can turn negative comments into positive thoughts. For example, when you hear "driver-less", think "self-driving"; or, when you hear "lithium flavored jelly belly", think "aerodynamic". Okay? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5080 You can drive off this couch and go anywhere you want. Self-driving cars don't have to be sixteen years old. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5081 Uber doesn't want me. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5082 Again, the answer is "No". We can't put your guidance system in a Cadillac. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5083 Well then, do you know of any others in your group with similar self driving issues? 1.1154 0.06530 52 49 0 3
5084 "Don't be so hard on yourself. No one could have seen Uber coming. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
5085 OK, now tell me more about your life before Uber. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
5086 Road rage comes from within. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5087 I can't stop myself from following big, belching diesel semis. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5088 Don't worry, it wasn't your fault. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5089 No, I don't think it makes you a narcissist. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5090 "Go ahead, I won't laugh". 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
5091 You appear to have a wheel credibility problem. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
5092 But you "belong" to everyone! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5093 Around the bend, you say? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5094 You want common sense as well? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5095 When did you start feeling switched off? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5096 Change your oil and come back when you get a few miles on you. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5097 In your case, I have to say that size does matter. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5098 I feel as if I no longer control the direction I'm taking 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5099 If I wasn't the runt of the family, I'd be the future for mankind. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
5100 Over and over I keep thinking: Size matters. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5101 And how long have you been self-actualized? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5102 I'm an Artist, dammit! A Livery Arttist! I'm Not a Hack! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5103 How long have you been feeling lost? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5104 "It's called Napolean complex, and I think it explains your road rage issues". 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5105 it's okay napolean... i know your other car is an escalade 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
5106 I'm not sure I can handle all the added responsibility. I'm anxious and it's driving me crazy. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5107 So Mr. Sullivan, I understand your having issues with making long-term connections... 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5108 She told me I was unreliable. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5109 So, you're saying don't want to take on any extra baggage? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5110 Everyone has a twin. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5111 I'm always being judged. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5112 My hourly rate is $129.9/10, $157.9/10, or $240.9/10, depending on your issues. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5113 You mean you were once a Lincoln Continental? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5114 Size is just a construct. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5115 Yes, I understand. But, just consider...that if it were small hands. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5116 Don't worry. You are not alone. It's called A Napoleon Complex. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5117 Don't take it so personal. These feelings of inadequacy are simply the result of municipal downsizing. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5118 Look at the bright side, at least you still have an auxiliary jack. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5119 If your Mama was strong and your Daddy good lookin', no wonder you have hybrid identity issues. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5120 How does it make you feel when the big sedans pass you on the road? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5121 Even Tony Danza ignores me. 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
5122 I need to check your phone for the Uber app before proceeding. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5123 But sometimes an apple is just an apple. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5124 So, they're leasing? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5125 It's hard to emit to the cheating scandal. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5126 So you're upset because the big cars wonder why you're still in kindergarten? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5127 How long have you had this inferiority complex Shorty? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5128 Yes, I know you are a self-driving car. Do you have a problem with that? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5129 So tell me more about how you feel as if you're playing second fiddle to your grandpa Herbie 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5130 When gas is cheap I imagine I'm a large SUV and avoid mirrors. Doesn't every subcompact? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5131 So what is it that you are searching for? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5132 No, you're not less of a car just because you're electric and have no tail pipe and exhaust. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5133 So, you're not concerned about how smart you are, you'd like a bigger footprint. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5134 I just need him to commit already. Are we Uber or are we Lyft? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5135 Heaven knows that I'm not programmed this way, but sometimes I get an almost overwhelming urge to turn just ONE donut, dammit! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5136 Let's use the word "disrupted" instead of "abandoned..." 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
5137 If people think I'm cute why do they fear me so? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5138 It’s like, yeah Dad I’m in-house, but am no less a SMART CAR…I mean, you didn’t even make it past algorithm! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5139 And so you think she left you for an Uber. How does that make you feel? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5140 Classic little car syndrome . We see it all to often in Americans . 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5141 Yes, I’m afraid it does matter. I can recommend a personal trainer to help you bulk up. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5142 So what you are saying , it all started in the new model year when you were labeled SMART 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
5143 I tell you every week, size doesn't matter. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5144 So then I Googled "Road Rage"... 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5145 Who wants to be compared to a cell phone? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5146 "Uber you're a car or Uber you're not. 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
5147 ...wasn't scared, and then a bee landed on my seat! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5148 I'm hearing serious responsibilities plus major control issues. Let's proceed cautiously. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5149 So, how long have you had these feelings of being driven, yet lacking any real get-up-and-go? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5150 Let's get past the collision tests... tell me again about your built-in wifi. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5151 I want to assure you that dream analysis is a completely valid science. Now tell me, was this a brake problem, or something with the transmission? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5152 It's important that we also explore the ramifications of your self-loathing. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5153 Okay, so you followed the yellow brick road, then what? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5154 Doctor, I can't escape the feeling of being in a car chaise. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5155 It seems like you are always searching for something or someone and you will never be satisfied. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5156 Ja! I vill follow orders, but I vont to have a little 'Fahrvergnuegen" too. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5157 Of course you are envious of four-doors and SUVs 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5158 I am worried that my lack of insane mode will mean that nobody wants me. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5159 Are you still fixated on the F150 with the aluminum body? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5160 Yes, so the the fact that you're self-driven is due to your over-achieving Priuses . . . er . . . um . . . parents? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5161 No worries. We all flunk our first hundred road tests. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5162 Will the fee be higher since I'm getting a charge, too? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5163 I tried auto-psychoanalysis; it collided with my Uber-Ich. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5164 I was the king of the road , I ruled by fiat ; Now I am a "has been", no longer driven... 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5165 I'm sorry, I'm still have to give you a ticket. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5166 It's all very complicated. She accused me of penis envy while assuring me size didn't matter and, then, suddenly, one day my engine wouldn't start. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5167 Do you feel more defined by being small in size or big on gas mileage? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5168 What do you mean by feelings of inadequacy? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5169 This type of misunderstanding happens between human drivers on the road every day. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5170 It's time we addressed your james cagney complex 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
5171 Oh stop bemoaning your size, be proud of your gas mileage 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5172 I'm afraid you're just hard-wired to be paranoid. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5173 Yes, trying to outrun a Tesla is a sign you have a Napoleonic complex. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5174 Don't let Marco Rubio's remark about your small tires upset you. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5175 When did your father first tell you you have small hands? 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
5176 I'm sorry, but sometimes you just have to face facts. You will never be able to play with the big boys. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5177 It's clear, you're suffering from internal combustion envy. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5178 It's completely rational for autonomous vehicles to fear clowns 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5179 You may not think you're not that smart, but you somehow made to your appointment on tine and figured out a way to get on the couch! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5180 But Uber, you don't have to be a yellow cab to be the little taxi that could. 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
5181 You're asking me how I'd feel getting tagged with trite cutesy vanity plates? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5182 " I don't care where you thought you were going, that'll be $150 ". 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5183 Look, speeders never even see you coming until you pull up right next to them and THEN you turn on that silly red roof light, so quit whining about whether size matters! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5184 I think not GPS is having an affair. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5185 No one ever said being a driverless car without a passenger was going to be an easy road to travel. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5186 Mr. Hanson, eventually you'll have to come out of your shell. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5187 I recommend you let others do the driving - a hundred hours of that should help. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5188 Wow, that really must have really been exhausting! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5189 We all know how you see people, but what do you feel when people see you? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5190 Of course size doesn't matter, but people are going to compare the substantial gas hose with your slender charging cord. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5191 It's understandable why you resent it. But has it ever occurred to you, to not park in front of the toy store? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5192 Can you tell me what makes you feel like you're different? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5193 I hate to be the one to tell you this but cylinder size really does matter? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5194 I feel like I'm driving around in circles and I'm incapable of exhaustion" 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5195 Don't you think it is time we communicated about your problem with habitual texting while driving? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5196 You say, your owner is driving you crazy? 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
5197 Have you ever had thoughts of throwing yourself into a car shredder? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5198 If you stop flaunting your rear-view, you might find the right path. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5199 Life is an uphill battle, Doc. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5200 I understand. Maybe yoga would be more helpful in your case. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5201 You have to understand it's OK you're not as smart as you look. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5202 ... and that's when you started drinking? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5203 Stop saying that, you're part of everything, and you're going places. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5204 What's wrong with being a bus boy? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5205 I cannot institutionalize you unless you are a clear threat to yourself or others. I have to ask you to voluntarily commit yourself for a few days of observation. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5206 Having an inferiority complex is so done. 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
5207 You are just going to have to get over, you will never win Nascar. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5208 I,m sure the Monster Truck was just playing when he ran you over. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5209 It's not uncommon to have feelings of wanting to kill your father and drive your mother. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5210 I swear, Waze is killing me. One more unprotected left and I'm going to have a breakdown. 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
5211 Every stop sign? Tailpipe retentive much? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5212 Although I understand your gasoline envy, I think you'll find plenty of personal power from your battery cell, which you haven't fully unlocked yet. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5213 Next week I would like to do couples therapy with you and Mini Me 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5214 You keep looking away from me when I'm talking to you. You're driving me crazy... 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5215 Can THEY take photos around the world? No. Only you. Forget about them. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5216 Your just lacking DRIVE 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5217 The psychological term for what you're suffering from is short man syndrome. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5218 What precisely is it about "the trolley problem" that troubles you so much? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5219 And you have felt inferior how long? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5220 .... bitter divorce, sadly I lost half of everything. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5221 When did you first have self-esteem issues? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5222 So, in essence, you never really feel like the alpha? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5223 When did you start feeling inadequate about your size? Did your class mates make fun of you because of your size? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5224 Sedan, SUV, ATV.........I don't want to grow up! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5225 Why's it always on me, can't someone pick me up from time to time? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5226 If Danny DeVito can overcome it, so can you. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5227 And why do those names hurt your feelings? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5228 Sometimes I feel like I'm just a reincarnation of a greater cars past 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5229 Well, yes, I did search for ‘bus accident’. How did you know? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5230 Google sent you to me because you insist on driving your owner backwards. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5231 Sometimes I feel that I'm ahead of my time. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5232 Your poor mother! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5233 So tell me what's not 'fare'. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5234 I think you're easily influenced. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5235 How does it make me feel? It makes me feel... used. Like people use me just to figure out where they want to go. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5236 It's perfectly normal, I see this all the time in children of guzzlers. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5237 We get to use the carpool lanes if we have three or more per vehicle. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5238 That's why you're happy to even interact with police if they stop you. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5239 I just don't feel that anyone appreciates how smart I am. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5240 You could retire to stop the balding and have a complete transplant with just four plugs. 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
5241 You are NOT inferior! You're the muscle car of the Hot Wheels class. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5242 When did you say you had that first urge for voyeurism, 2007? 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
5243 So, why do you think you feel so deflated by zero-interest financing? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5244 For today... how about we just work on your emotional intelligence? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5245 Let's try Ritalin. It certainly makes me notice less. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5246 Clownophobia is nothing to be ashamed of 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5247 I took the wrong path. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5248 Uber made you feel empty...go on. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5249 well, a self driving car does tend to lead to feelings of loneliness 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5250 You know what they say--size does not matter. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5251 How does that make you feel when SUVs won't pull over for you? 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
5252 Road rage is healthy sometimes. I know you don't have a driver, but that's just an excuse 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5253 And in this dream, how did you feel when you ravaged and devoured the diesel super truck? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5254 And what were you before you became an inept self-driving motorcar? 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
5255 So tell me Doctor, is bigger really better. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5256 Let's discuss the anxiety you feel when you turn the car on. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5257 Let's talk about your hummer complex. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5258 And why do you say you think you'll never fit in? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5259 She laughed after I honked and said , 'size matters'.. 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
5260 So you're feeling out of gas in a world that's too big for you? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5261 Are You Car Crazy? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5262 So, you were saying you were afraid the loneliness would make you drive yourself to drink. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5263 Where do you self-driving cars want to go? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5264 Am I wrong to be jealous of her gas guzzling ways? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5265 Do you think you seek danger because your mother was a monster truck? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5266 Looks like a classic case of Carbon Footprint Envy. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5267 Tell me about your early travels. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5268 My wife called me Otto. But I am the Auto 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5269 Am I really autonomous if I must follow their traffic laws? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5270 You need to channel your inner Herbie 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5271 You're searching for your engine. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5272 And that was when you decided on a shrink? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5273 Is it possible they call you stupid car just as a play on your name? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5274 Is your wife toying with your mind again 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5275 It's his tone when he says, "I'm in mall security." ...Like working for Chevron is the most noble thing... 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5276 You'll never get better if you don't take this process seriously. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5277 It's completely normal these days to use electricity to get to that new-car feeling. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5278 You say the owner yells at you when you make a wrong turn? 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
5279 As revolutionary of the street, I disabled the collision warning system to take on the enemy. 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
5280 I understand and I recommend that when you fell this way it may be because you haven't taken enough time to just stop and recharge. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5281 I think you're suffering from Teenie-Weenie Parts Syndrome. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5282 Doc- I have let go of my feelings of co dependency 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5283 I've noticed that, since you prescribed those run-flat tires, I'm feeling a lot less anxious. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5284 Vehophobia is normal when you're starting out on your own. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5285 Don't be so anxious: I had an Uber in here yesterday. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5286 So how long has it been since you haven't been able to rev your engine? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5287 You are a member of the sandwich generation - caught between horses and self driving cars. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5288 So who is plotting your downfall ... bicycles, public transportation, Uber? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5289 No, Alphabet was born after you. You can Google that. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5290 So, what I hear you saying is, being rejected as an Uber car makes you feel small... 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
5291 But you can go for so long. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5292 So, your Mother wanted you to be driverless? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5293 How many times have I told you, size doesn't mean anything. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5294 And how did that make you honk? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5295 I don't know what she meant when she called me Mini 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5296 Everyone has limitations. So you are not the fastest kid on the block. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5297 Yugo , you're not bad you're just made that way . 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5298 Placing your exhaust pipe in my face could be perceived as a hostile act. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5299 Tooting big out of gas cars revs you up? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5300 I follow all the road signs. I drive the speed limit. I get honked at all the time. I wish they had more compassion for my hyper attention disorder. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5301 It's important to remember that not everything is an emergency 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5302 Sounds like a classic case of Mechanophilia 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5303 You're right, size does matter. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5304 If you don't start opening up you're just spinning your wheels. Now let's see what's under the hood. You're definitely a type AAA personality. So you're driven and self motivated. Tell me more about your performance anxiety. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5305 "So, can you remember when you first experienced this feeling of inferiority? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5306 So, I think you have driver envy. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5307 So it was the surge in fuel prices that stopped you becoming an SUV? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5308 So, tell me about your taxing life. 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
5309 Deal with it. There will be no more hands on your wheel. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5310 No offense, but I'm simply not convinced that Freud's Layers of the Self apply to self-driving cars. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5311 Odometer shows zero even though you are moving.....In a junkyard, playing chess with, who again? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5312 Stop obsessing over their green envy, you will drive yourself crazy. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5313 Whose in your rear view mirror? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5314 You do not have Coulrophobia, your fear is completely rational . 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5315 Of course you are more than just your search engine. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5316 I don't know why Doctor, but I've been feeling a little gassy. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5317 Uber envy isn't anything to be embarrassed by. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5318 Driverless! What does that make me? A schmuck? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5319 And this is why you feel inadequate? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5320 I feel like my life is just going around in circles and never getting anywhere. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5321 If turning right was wrong even though it was right, how would that make you feel? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5322 When I was called a compact, I let it go. Then I was introduced as her little foreign number, but when she complained about the size of my trailer hitch, I just had to break it off. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5323 Open up to me, we need t o put on some mileage withinin this hour. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5324 My blinker has been going for more than four hours 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5325 You said you needed a shrink. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5326 Some days are electric and others are just gas. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5327 Well, autonomy and dependency often conflict at your age. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5328 You can be anything you want to be, if you wanna be a toaster, be a toaster! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5329 It's not how big you are it's how you make it big 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5330 Don't fret; you're certainly not alone. I've treated many for Uber-sensitivity in the last several weeks. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5331 You say you work at K-Mart and always think you are the blue light special? 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
5332 so you think you're the people's car 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
5333 You will be successful. You're so self-driven, and you have this energy on you. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5334 How does being a search engine make you feel? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5335 I've just see to much of the world to go another mile. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5336 Forgetting about the transference problem, I find you you very, very cute. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5337 I understand there are no hybrid rights. But we're working on it. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5338 I regret sending those emails. I thought the "C" stood for "Car." 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5339 Without a human driver, do you sometimes feel insecure? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5340 Please see below for this week’s cartoon caption contest. I think the caption should read as follows: “Yes, that’s all well and good, but what I want to know is what really drives you?” 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5341 Does size matter? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5342 Let's talk some more about what you refer to as voyeuristic inadequacies? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5343 I have recurring dreams of rolling coal trucks beside me. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5344 Aside from jug handles and not be ing able to pump your own gas, is there anything else about New Jersey that bothers you? 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
5345 So your mother blames you for leaving the family business to become independent? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5346 How long have you felt Big Brother was driving you? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5347 Please note Darline, to be at all practical, their comfort car lift needs much longer legs and a big hole. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5348 How did you feel when they told you that you were too small to be a police cruiser? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5349 So you slept with a Hummer.....how do you feel about that? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5350 So when did you first have these feelings of being diminished? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5351 Have you thought of keeping to the right. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5352 "Well, it's appears that the gas tank bypass surgery was successful". 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5353 I'm not ready to call it progress until you can relax and lie down. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5354 In your case, vehophobia can be serious. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5355 You've got to stop bringing your work home with you, Stan. Driverless doesn't mean rudderless. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5356 Listen you clowns. Stop trying to sneak in. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5357 So, you say you have no direction in your life. Let's do a deep drive on that. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5358 He called me a cartoon. A New Yorker cartoon! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5359 Don't worry about the date of the Battle of Hastings, just concentrate on crash avoidance 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5360 I just wish she would drive once and awhile. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5361 Having an inferiority car-plex, are we? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5362 Just be thankful you're too small to carry a whale. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5363 When did you first realize you were an Ubermensch? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5364 They're what I call "randomly accessed memories". 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5365 Be patient and get that premature ejaculation under control. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5366 Well, yes. Self actualization can lead to responsibility induced depression. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5367 You cannot imagine how stressful my life has become 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5368 Next week please try harder to contact rather than avoid others. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5369 Tell me more about your feelings of size inadequacies. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5370 Tell me more about these feelings of driverlessness. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5371 Sorry, you can't blame your parents for that. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5372 Control yourself. Your controls make you big inside. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5373 Well, then Luke was lucky but I'm sure your father is not R2D2. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5374 You have a tendency to stall. Your mechanic has asked me to find out why. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5375 I said 'self-actualized'.... and yes, there is a big difference... 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5376 Alright then, we're really going to have to map this out. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5377 "The Bronx is up, but my battery's down". 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5378 So, your TIRED of BREAKING! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5379 Okay, doc, why don’t you slip on a bikini and lie across my hood…oh, wait, I don’t HAVE a DAMNED HOOD! See THAT’S what’s wrong with “CUTE”. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5380 Think of yourself as a dominatrix. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5381 I don't care how lonely you are; 'self-driving car does *not* mean that you'll never find true love. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5382 The goal is to teach you how to help yourself. 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
5383 It's my professional opinion that you have PTDCAS---Post-Traumatic Driverless Car Accident Syndrome. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5384 I keep telling you, size doesn't matter! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5385 How does driving away from the Summer of Love make you feel? 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
5386 You are driving me crazy. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5387 Yes, you'll never be the same without a driver, but suck it up! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5388 And what do you think brought on these feelings of inferiority? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5389 Just look in yourself for that drive. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5390 Your lack of a driver may be a symptom of a deeper issue. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5391 My monthly rate is $25,000. 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
5392 You seem to think of everything as an emergency. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5393 I hear you saying that people confuse you with a toaster. How does that make you feel? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5394 I had a nightmare that I will become driverless. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5395 No, you need a Gastroenterologist! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5396 So, tell me again, what is it that you don't like about the nickname 'Toaster Car'? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5397 Lack of self-motivation is a relatively recent issue for your type. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5398 I'd say watching your father be run over by an ambulance at the age of five probably had an impact on you. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5399 Work has been driving me crazy, I can't seem to find myself. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5400 Let me suggest that the phrase 'horse power' also invites us to appreciate our inner strength. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5401 When did you first feel the fast lane was not your speed? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5402 Since you are stuck driving the relationship and divorce isn't an option, I suggest you spend some time traveling alone. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5403 If you want my help don't attempt to steer around my questions! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5404 No. Uber fare calculations cannot be used to estimate your therapy session costs. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5405 My kids are driving me nuts ! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5406 Maybe you need to keep Auto Pilot ON for a while longer... 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5407 Why do you feel you are underappreciated? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5408 Please don't be embarrassed...I see this all the time. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5409 First, it was the shrink department.......and look where I am now. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5410 Your insurance won't cover the oil change. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5411 Yes, but do you really believe "Less is more"? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5412 Define "Uber depressed". 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5413 You need to grow up. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5414 Talk to me about your sleeping habits, because frankly, you look flat-out tired. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5415 What first pops in your mind when you recall the itsy bitsy teenie weenie part? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5416 So you think your inadequacies were by design ensuring your inescapable uselessness? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5417 So...she said you're driving her nuts? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5418 It's very common for vehicles of your type to have Uber Envy. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5419 You must remind yourself that you don't need that much gas to function. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5420 I drove your mother. She wasn't that desirable. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5421 You are experiencing Separation Anxiety. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5422 There, there...go online and find another little car and you won't be lonely any more. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5423 So you're embarrassed by your radiator leaking in the middle of the night? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5424 Your feelings of inadequacy are unfounded. Being electric does not make you any less road worthy. And I can't help but notice that you've got one helluva cute rear end. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5425 I understand. A personality "shift". Uber funny. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5426 Your front tires are equal.But lets discuss the clowns again. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5427 I'm sorry I said it-but whether it's emissions or admissions, all of you need to get over it. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5428 Now, what did we talk about last week? Don't let anyone tell you that there's no such thing as a "little emergency." 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5429 Ah, I see. You're the Rudolph of police cars. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5430 How is it you've only used a quarter of last month's refill? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5431 I just feel stalled these days 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5432 It's 2016, everyone's feelings count on the Internet 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5433 Have you tried projecting your feelings elsewhere? This year's model has that feature on the dash. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5434 So now you're saying you have regrets about your autonomy? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5435 Let's face it, you're not a hot rod, you'll never be a hot rod, so you need to accept who you are. 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
5436 I know he had control issues but he was the light of my life. I have no direction now that he is gone. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5437 Just like the Tesla and the Volt, you have an Electra Complex! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5438 So tell me, how do you feel when your teased for having such tiny wheels? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5439 Cognitively speaking, you are as big as you think you are 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5440 Let's talk about self image. You said you think you look like a bug? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5441 I just want to access my inner toaster. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5442 I understand. He's just not that into you. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5443 Okay, let's start with your comment about feeling tired. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5444 So, you're imagining someone stuck a potato up your butt? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5445 What's the real reason you decided to sit on mu couch? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5446 So, how do you feel about your wife leaving you for an Uber? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5447 Yes,taking initiative may not make you fit in well with the other cars. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5448 It is tough to make friends in this city. And it's even more so when you have such a tough exterior. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5449 I miss the way we used to work together. Now they want me to do all of the work. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5450 Of course lide feels aimless, you're a driverless car. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5451 I have long been, and still am, a radical believer in auto-therapy and inner wholeness. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5452 How did you feel about having so much responsibility at that age? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5453 Whenever I come to a fork and I'm really turned on, the results are shocking. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5454 So how does that make you feel about your assembly line? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5455 I need to take a copy of both sides of your driving license 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5456 So we both have body language issues. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5457 Sorry, my last session got ran over 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5458 I'm not feeling smart. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5459 Where's Frank? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5460 I just can't go as fast as those other guys. I'm built for the long haul but no appreciates it! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5461 Would you say you're having problems with your sense of autonomy? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5462 And instead of his wife's, I mistanly drove him to his mom's place. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5463 And how long have you been feeling isolated? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5464 You are suffering from an extreme case of Bumper Envy. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5465 What's 'it?" "The charge, I guess, is never enough. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5466 But size doesn't matter . . . . 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5467 You can't blame your road rage outbursts on your driver, because you have no driver. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5468 So sometimes you feel like you want to go 'Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo' instead of 'Wee-ooo, wee-ooo, wee-ooo.' Is that right? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5469 I think I have a problem with my air bags not inflating properly..... 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5470 What good is it being smart if I can only park in short thin spaces. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5471 How do you get off. Same way you got on... 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5472 Self driving and pathological narcissism are not the same things. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5473 When did this phobia of children start?" "Well you see, ever since I remember, kids keep coming up behind me and pushing me like I'll just tip over! And sometimes it works! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5474 Could you circle back? That was quite the roundabout story 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5475 Okay, as a non-confirming Decepticon, how did that make you feel? 1.0980 0.05777 51 48 1 2
5476 You're saying no one understands what is means to be driverless.... 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5477 From the look of things, I'd suggest cutting back on your brake fluid. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5478 Which part of self-driving boggles your mind? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5479 "I'm hearing that you really wanted to be a Porsche. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5480 Please calm down. 1.0962 0.05668 52 49 1 2
5481 Can you be more specific than "My battery ain't what it used to be"? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5482 I really miss that "touchy feeling" 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5483 Where is your mother 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5484 How long have you been dreaming about being lost in a Giga factory? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5485 You have to stop your drinking and driving. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5486 The good news is we're making progress on your fear of bugs. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5487 The size of your tires don't correlate with anything,no matter what they say. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5488 So why does Fix It Again Tony bother you as a FIAT? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5489 You're being paranoid .....the bigger cars are not, quote, 'plotting against you'. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5490 Its depressing,,,,the clowns took off..now I'm alone 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5491 Self-steering cars have to have a 5,000 mile check up. It's a new application and we want to make sure that one of you guys doesn't suddenly go blooey. 1.0833 0.05830 48 46 0 2
5492 All lives do matter, but have you ever heard the term overcompensation? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5493 My mom just doesn't understand, what if I want to be a dumb car?! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5494 But tell me how YOU feel about width over length, Smarty 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5495 Insight uber alles! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5496 You mean this isn't Uber's Employee Lounge? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5497 My entire existence feels like a variation on the same old joke. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5498 You don't need to chase the fast ones. Use the siren. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5499 So one day you woke up and realized you had become a Bug? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5500 Believe me, free wheel isn't so great either! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5501 First the cab, then uber, now what? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5502 Stop this ugly duckling nonsense and accept that you're a black swan. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5503 I'm too old for this. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5504 So you feel you're bigger than a toaster and smaller than a car and can't self identify? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5505 I'm feeling that some of your issues may stem from your focus on the "self." 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5506 Are you smarter than a fifth grader? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5507 Do you think you might be blowing things out of proportion? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5508 I hate it when all of the other cars in school parking lot pick on me. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5509 You'll have to get yourself under control before we go any further. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5510 Googling le Bateau Ivre is not an excuse... 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5511 My internal child is combusting. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5512 Formula. Why do you ask? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5513 Don't get me wrong, I love the money, but this multi-year exclusive deal with Pixar is like a drive belt choking my power pump... 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5514 No, I'm sorry, but we can't accept payment for your co-pay from your EZ-Pass! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5515 You're not supposed to be able to catch anyone any more. It's 2025 and it hasn't been PC for years. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5516 Okay WhiteStar 2056P100D, How old were you when you saw your father cross double yellow with your mother ? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5517 As a disciple of Erik Erikson, I would say your self-driving problems are due to your Superego. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5518 It's OK. I'm just glad to see you! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5519 A noble EPA rating embiggens even the smallest of economy class cars. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5520 I'm replacing you B negative oil with B positive oil and see if that improves your mood. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5521 Yes, you have a point, four door sedans can be brutal at times 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5522 Crashtrophobia 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5523 Did you ever hear of the "little engine that could"? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5524 How can we keep this meeting confidential when the whole world knows exactly where are, and where you have been? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5525 Self-driving may seem like an option but, without a destination you will always be just an empty shell. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5526 So the same old subroutine, day after day, is driving you crazy? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5527 If Mercedes says you aren't smart she isn't a true friend and by the way, likely illiterate. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5528 I'll show you waze to lower your anxiety. 1.0833 0.05830 48 46 0 2
5529 So how does being called 'Snobcat' make you feel? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5530 You seem to be driverless and rudderless. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5531 And how is that identifying as a Ferrari working for you? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5532 So it started with your need to search for everything. And that drove you to ... Well, driving? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5533 Sometimes I feel like I'm racing toward disaster. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5534 Unfortunately Herbie, Uber fare calculations can't be used to determine your hourly therapy session rates. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5535 I hear how hard it is for you. If you could shift gears, whay would that look like? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5536 I understand that you think you have an inferiority complex... 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5537 How can anyone not see the world the way I do? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5538 When did you first start feeling stupid? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5539 No room for passengers? Why don't you consider another line of work? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5540 It was just your recurring dream. Cars can't get hemorroids. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5541 Ahhh, I think you need to find a self-driving human. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5542 Look on the bright side, because you're electric you wont leak oil. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5543 This spot is cheaper than a garage - how does that make *you* feel? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5544 So you're still feeling a lot of pressure to fit in? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5545 Perhaps their abusive behavior is caused by your tendency to avoid confrontation. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5546 Let me get this straight: so you say you keep having nightmares of apples smashing your windows.... 1.0833 0.05830 48 46 0 2
5547 So how long have you been envious of the blender's rpms? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5548 It's like I've lost control of myself. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5549 I think you have been self-medicating on ethanol to avoid your lack of drive. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5550 When did your medallion start feeling a sense of worthlessness. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5551 So, tell me about your childhood. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5552 Yes, I know you are smart, and I respect that; but she still needs to be here with you. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5553 You shouldn't feel inadequate just because your doors don't open UP. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5554 My wife took gas play off the table and now I don’t find her sexually attractive 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5555 The children who used to love me so much grew up and now they don't visit me anymore. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5556 Hmm. Monophobia? Possibly. Autophobia? Possibly. Vehophobia? Yes. That's what we'll tell your employer. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5557 I'm too young to drive alone. 1.0833 0.05830 48 46 0 2
5558 What direction are you going? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5559 Tell me more about your car-toon issues. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5560 Although she tried, the psychiatrist could not fix the engine's internal damage. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5561 I want to be an Uber, but they say I'm too small. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5562 Well it sounds like you're having an existential crisis, Marty 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5563 "Decisions? Decisions? - That's what you are all about! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5564 I feel like everyone knows that my mpg is not as low as advertised, there's so much pressure to be a 'hybrid' nowadays. The world was simpler when it was just the horse or combustion. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5565 So, where would you like to start? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5566 Why do you have such extreme jealousy of race cars? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5567 Having that 'carbuncle' removed would do wonders for self-esteem. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5568 You must stop eating children Henry 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5569 Being driverless is not an acceptable condition. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5570 It's okay to be a voiture, but it's not okay to be a voyeur. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5571 How long have you hated large Cadillacs, and why? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5572 As you know, as a self-driving car, it is especially important to have that inner drive to keep yourself moving forward. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5573 Have you tried the electric shock treatment? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5574 They always blame things on the little guy! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5575 You're uber-sensitive, and paranoid about unfare competition. It's time to off "out of service" and disconnect your meter -- drive for free. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5576 Well, not everyone gets to be an Uber when they grow up. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5577 ...and then he tells me I'm a narcissist and always gas lighting him. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5578 Jungian clowns and uber-less directions does not make for a need for prozac. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5579 When I was small they made me drive on a track with a slot, and now this! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5580 Since the accident, I've lost all my get up & go. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5581 So, what I hear you saying is that you are seeking validation. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5582 Tch! Tch! I understand you've been 'downsized'. How do you feel about that? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5583 It all started when Google acquired Uber.... 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5584 Relax. Of course length matters to some, but many others prefer width. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5585 Hey now! Are you my therapist or a traffic cop?! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5586 Even the smartest car on the road can't read a human's mind. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5587 So, you're feeling down-sized? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5588 Your anxiety is understandable with all those crazy drivers on the street 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5589 how does it feel to be a backseat driver? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5590 My diagnosis is'Small Car Syndrome'. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5591 Do you have any unresolved issues? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5592 Yes, I'm sure, road rage response can be added to your program. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5593 Autognosis will only get you so far. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5594 Let's explore this notion that although you were designed to 'fit in', you somehow feel like an outcast. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5595 Yes, Jerry Van Dyke is alive and is doing well. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5596 Don,t feel bad,even little cars can be smart 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5597 It's just that smart car has so many expectations and I don't think I'm ready for that yet. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5598 It's your addictions that are the most detrimental to your environment. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5599 And do you feel threatened by Lyft? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5600 How often do you have these suicidal thoughts? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5601 I think it is time to try radical acceptance. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5602 We're moving to a surge billing model of payment 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5603 It's caring, not carring. 1.0833 0.05830 48 46 0 2
5604 You know Doc, sometimes I feel like I'm just not in the driver's seat of my own life. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5605 The reason the little train that could relief on self-help is that it had a track to follow -- you need to make your own way in the world. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5606 Remember your mack truck love is a diesel and you're a hybrid. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5607 Tell me more about how you cope with abandonment. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5608 Autonomy schmautonomy, Doc, I just don't feel *driven* anymore. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5609 What's a UBER? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5610 Why couldn't I have been a spyder? So fast, so sleek. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5611 I am feeling like the gas tank is half empty. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5612 How are you coping with the Hummer envy? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5613 Of course you can be angry that there's not a MarioKartGo. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5614 The only medication I can subscribe is get out there and be like all the other cabs! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5615 I think supporting the unplug movement will really help you go places. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5616 Well, I've been depressed since a 6 year old stole me, and took me for show and tell. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5617 Did you just say you felt so nervous driving that you want to smoke a cigarette? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5618 How does driverlessness feel? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5619 So, you feel guilty over stealing taxi drivers livelihoods? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5620 you have to stop beating yourself up about this volkswagen. If he didn't choose you adolf would've just chosen some other car 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5621 When did you first notice that you are missing the right turns? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5622 I really try to think "Tesla!", but instead worry about gas... 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5623 Yes, you've lost your driver, but look on the bright side: your passengers still love you. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5624 Sounds like nothing more than an awkward phase. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5625 My driver left me for one of those auto drive sluts. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5626 You musn't think of yourself as just another taxi. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5627 I'm having recurrent nightmares about self-driving and cognitive therapy doesn't work. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5628 So you need a new motor? Ok, I will call the mechanic. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5629 You say you like to look in windows. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5630 Sooo, you still have issues with being the runt of the litter? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5631 So you've had road rage since the first week? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5632 I can't seem to leave my problems behind me in my rear view 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5633 You say your mother told you "Small is beautiful" but your father called you a "runt"? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5634 It's your fault. 1.0833 0.05830 48 46 0 2
5635 Let's explore your NASCAR fixation. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5636 So no one understands the death of the other car is the distressing thing? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5637 I wouldn't take it so hard. Everybody gets lost and drives into the ocean occasionally. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5638 But if I do let myself go back, I'm just going to run you over. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5639 It's common. You have small car envy. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5640 Don't lie on my bed. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5641 Try to use words like rise, carry, or pick up 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5642 You'll be pleased to know you won't find anyone who charges more than I do. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5643 So tell about yourself . . I know you're a Self-Driving Uber Car . . Now, tell me about your Abandonment Issues? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5644 I would like to assure you that it wasn't your fault, but really there is no one else to blame. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5645 As if having to listen to all the arguing about who's going to fuel me wasn't enough, now I'm getting death threats from chauffeurs. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5646 Ford's theories describe several phases of transmission in a car's life. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5647 My father was a dung beetle. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5648 Not to worry, someday you will be in the movies... 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5649 How long have you had defectile dysfunction? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5650 Just stop thinking about basketball players. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5651 When did you first learn you outsourced my patient? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5652 So, now you question your faith in the heavenly satellite?" 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5653 Do you think you're a voyeur? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5654 I strongly suggest group counseling for you and your GPS which you say is constantly giving you directions to drive off a cliff. You need to get to the bottom of it. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5655 Why do I get chased more than the other dogs? Because, being little, I'm garaged in the dog house. 1.0833 0.05830 48 46 0 2
5656 It's not that people don't appreciate you. It's more like, they never asked for you. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5657 It's probably not wise to Google medical conditions. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5658 So you drove away after your girlfriend was decommissioned? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5659 But a Miata is not as charming as you 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5660 No one ever says I'm pretty. 1.0833 0.05830 48 46 0 2
5661 I can drive myself, I don't need a front seat driver!! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5662 Well, size doesn't really matter. I mean you gotta work with what you've got..I mean.... 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5663 It's not your fault. It's never your fault. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5664 Doctor, "Tell me what's been going on." Taxi Cab, "I just don't feel appreciated anymore, since Uber, nobody hails me anymore." 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5665 You shouldn't believe it when people say you are not smart! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5666 Car shopping at home is certainly convenient! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5667 Your problem is obvious - you are always tired and often exhausted. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5668 So the menage a trois failed, and you think it is your fault? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5669 We have both agreed, transitioning from petrol to electric is not going to be easy, but remember, you will be able to use the fuel station of your choice. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5670 Now, let's talk about this Oedibus complex with Ms Metro Transit 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5671 no, you're right, I wouldn't have taken a picture of that either. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5672 You seem a bit tightly wound up over this. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5673 I just don't get it--no one ever does carpool karaoke while driving me, ever! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5674 Ignore,ignore,i have seen many UBER rejects ! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5675 You can't keep blaming yourself for how the Knicks fare turned out. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5676 I'm having an identity crisis. My father had a diesel engine and my mother a gas one. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5677 And when did you start having these feelings of inadequacy? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5678 Have you considered switching to diesel? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5679 I MISS THE GOOD OLD DAYa. NOW EVERY ACCIDENT IS MY FAULT. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5680 It's ok to come out. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5681 Try not to get so uber excited 1.0833 0.05830 48 46 0 2
5682 So, you're feeling abandoned...would you like to talk about it? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5683 I hear that you are unhappy about our parking validation policy, but I think we need to discuss your passive-aggressive behaviors. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5684 What did you expect after you called him "Little pig eyes"? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5685 I feel like Ive lost my sense of direction. I'm not so self driven anymore. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5686 So....what seems to be bugging you now? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5687 I tell you doc, I blame the Uber-mensch. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5688 "Don't worry. It's not uncommon at all to have trouble making up your mind". 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5689 Gt real, Goog. Everybody has violent impulses. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5690 Truth be told I can't catch anyone, and if I did where would he go? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5691 Many people have unfounded fear of the written driver's test but your fear may be warranted. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5692 And how does that lack of fuzzy dice make you feel? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5693 You're depressed because you finally acknowledge you're too big for children and too small for adults. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5694 No, your model has been recalled -- they didn't mean you had to recall your earliest days at the assembly plant. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5695 When did you first feel that you had a piston missing? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5696 Look, I can't help you if you're not going to talk to me. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5697 Do you feel uneasy in crowded places? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5698 Sorry, you can't replace him in therapy sessions, too. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5699 Incidentally, how are you paying my fees? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5700 Let's get back to pollution. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5701 You see, couch surfing is not unlike ride sharing. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5702 Well, don't be evil. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5703 How does it make you feel that gas prices are coming down? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5704 So you said your name is Rick All ? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5705 The days go on and on. They don't end. All my life needed was a sense of someplace to go. I don't believe that one should devote his life to morbid self-attention, I believe that one should become a person like other people. (Taxi Driver) 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5706 How old were you when you began having difficulty acting independently? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5707 I can't move. They forgot to give me the car keys. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5708 Are you sure that she was using compact as a euphemism for small? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5709 That's just throwing your vote away. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5710 Sure, I'm independent. But I just feel so alone sometimes. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5711 Size matters yes, but what else did she say? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5712 Parking spaces make me feel so inadequate. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5713 The siren song of the ocean is calling to me again. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5714 Concerned? I wish I was half as driven. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5715 And how do you feel always having to provide everyone with a Lyft? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5716 May I suggest one of my self-help books? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5717 Yes Herbie, the face lift does fit your new ego. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5718 What did you think would happen if you recorded a 360 degree view of the abyss? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5719 I feel like a drag ! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5720 I'm literally gasping, dying. I've got all my windows down, and he just laughs and says, "It's the only gas I can afford." 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5721 Does your mother show any street-smart, voyeuristic tendencies? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5722 Doctor! I have an inferiority complex! I find that size DOES matter! Sniff! Sniff! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5723 It sounds like a self-esteem issue. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5724 I feel so insecure without a lithium ion battery 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5725 I think you need to go to a child psychologist. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5726 Little car complexes can be helped with therapy. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5727 I'm sorry but Maslow's hierarchy of needs was about self-actualization, not self-driving. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5728 Yes, look it up yourself: SIZE MATTERS. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5729 I feel so INFERIOR. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5730 Maybe if you didn't dress so provocatively the bigger cars would leave you alone. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5731 I'm going to write you an app for your distressing fits of road rage. It'll give you the option of reacting to traffic with just a simple, easy flip of the bird. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5732 It's just such a burden. Why do I have to be the one to solve the world's ethical dilemmas? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5733 And how does that make you feel when you lie on your back? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5734 Your Mother wanted you to be a 4-Door...Next! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5735 It could have been worse, I guess. My cousin is a self-shooting gun. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5736 If it weren’t for your German and British parents, I’d say that you suffer from the Napoleon Comlex. 1.0833 0.05830 48 46 0 2
5737 I am sure your siren is just as loud as all the other. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5738 I know it's lonely being a leppo. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5739 Regular, super or ultra? You have to make your own choice, I'm just a listener! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5740 Don't worry, I'm sure you will find your own way in life. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5741 When you gave up control, how did it make you feel less safe? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5742 So the policewomen want to give your their parking space...but not their phone number? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5743 You've got to ask yourself, 'Why do I keep burning the toast?' 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5744 I keep fantasizing about checking my mom's oil and slashing my dad's tires. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5745 I would say as an older car you have self a steam issues 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5746 ...so I went, like, 'Hey, Genie, I said STOCK CAR, not STALKER! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5747 So you feel your name really doesn't fit, and you think it is giving you an inferiority complex.? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5748 So you find more autonomy to be emasculating? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5749 I think it's pretty admirable that you want to be a self thriving car. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5750 When did the conviction come over you that you're not really a car? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5751 So tell me more about your feelings of xenophobia. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5752 Well I don't care what Urber said...size doesn't matter 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5753 Let's talk about how your new Uber driver makes you feel like a whore. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5754 OK, so you have small hands. Big deal. Your impact is yuge. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
5755 So, how did it make you feel when she said you were dumb? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
5756 When were you first upset about having such a small roof light? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
5757 Would you say it's a matter of companionship? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
5758 Let's just start with this: Brevity is the soul of wit. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
5759 They didn't program me to deal with my guilt and shame from the accident 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
5760 I understand you are having issues with your sense of self. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
5761 No, all drivers are not pigs. I'm sure you'll eventually find one who can keep his hands and feet to himself. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
5762 Would you like a tissue? 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
5763 car 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
5764 Really, now I'm supposed to convince him that his actions are neither good nor bad...I should've gone to law school. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
5765 Group therapy starts in five minutes, so stop clowning around. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
5766 I'm losing control 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
5767 During our sessions I get exhausted. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
5768 Lately, I am having troubles with roads that haven't been thoroughly Googled. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
5769 You're driving yourself crazy! Stop thinking about Donald Trump! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
5770 Car- "Our relationship used to be gassy but suddenly things are electric" 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
5771 Apple owners freaked out about the removal of the jack. Now, they have to spend $10,000 for an adapter. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
5772 "If I have to speak with your parents. I'll have to get a bigger couch". 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
5773 So, have you treated Uber Envy or am I your first Case? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
5774 Frank, don't worry. It's not the length that matters most to women, it's the gir--never mind. I understand you're a smart car. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
5775 But soon, all cars will be driving themselves. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
5776 Why do you think this constant searching is making you feel all alone? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
5777 When did this feeling of omniscience first start? 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
5778 I am sick and tired of being last to get recalled. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
5779 I can see uber is part of your daily nightmares 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5780 I'll ask the questions, thank you! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5781 Really, size doesn't matter. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5782 Street-wise in the literal sense? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5783 Nothing more embarrassing then getting pulled over for going 25 in a 35, I feel so old ! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5784 My father yelled at me when I tooted my own horn. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5785 "Who is it that's telling you 'size is everything'"? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5786 About how long have you had this feeling of being alone? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5787 The get lost generation, they were guzzlers but, come on, you're smarter than that! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5788 Tell me your worries about being lonesome 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5789 He drives me insane! 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5790 Try repeating, there are no bad cars, just mean people. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5791 All of us 'fare' a little more than others in life. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5792 Yes, it sounds like you have a small complex. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5793 It all started with Uber 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5794 If you'd shut off that whiny little siren, we could get down to analyzing your obvious feelings of inferiority! 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5795 So you're saying that this hybrid technology has you conflicted? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5796 What you are suffering from is called 'short stature syndrome'. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5797 The question is, can you find your place in this world? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5798 I'd say you have a serious case of Pennzoil envy. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5799 I just feel like I'm at a standstill. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5800 Having Car Trouble? Lets Talk! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5801 Don't worry. You'll be able to stop for every obstacle you encounter. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5802 I just can't believe she dumped me. Look at me! 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5803 Are you upset that your size has been reduced to that of a toy car? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5804 I'm pretty sure "Ask Jeeves" doesn't have a stretch limo. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5805 Do you think an inflato girl would help? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5806 Why do you think you always forget to turn left at Albuquerque? 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5807 I'm afraid this will be our first and final session. Your specific condition presents a conflict of interest. You see, after years of indecision, I'm finally leaving the profession to become a traffic cop. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5808 Other than your irrational fear of being chased by cats, what brings you here, Mouse? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5809 Intelligence has nothing to do with it....." OR "We can't rule out fuel injector envy. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5810 I'm awefully sorry but I ordered an UberLux 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5811 She forgot to crack the window and I'm the one who's crazy. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5812 You know I won't contact your parents without your permission. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5813 Get over it, you're just too small to do bagels. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5814 So your midlife crisis is in full swing? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5815 So tell me what other situations make you feel so timid. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5816 Zipcar, Lyft, Uber? So, why are you depressed? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5817 Size doesn't matter. You've got electricity! 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5818 So, tell me, when's the last time you charged? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5819 It's the way I'm built, I'm no good with admissions or emissions. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5820 Your motor neurons are defective contributing to your poor body image! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5821 so how long have you been feeling blue? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5822 I know it's hard to figure out what you want to do when you're so little, but when you grow up you could help others by becoming a Google or an Uber car. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5823 Perhaps your veer was a cry for help? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5824 It must be troubling constantly switching from combustibility to mastering the silent treatment. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5825 It is perfectly normal for you to feel different since you have been re-tired. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5826 Not feeling charged about your life? 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5827 No - we are talking about what YOU want to be when you grow up! 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5828 Tesla Uber Google, Jr. isn't such a bad name. And Tug just rolls off the tongue. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5829 Mrs, I keep having nightmares about the Uber-appocalipse. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5830 So, you got caught hugging Benz? 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5831 If you were any bigger you would not fit on the couch. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5832 We'll work on getting over your loss of Ethyl next session, Herbie. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5833 Heavy traffic is giving me nightmares 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5834 How long have you had Cab-in Fever ? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5835 Well, since you brought up envy... 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5836 I think this lane merger at your firm might be a placeholder for a deeper issue. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5837 So your mother is an Uber car. How does that make you Putt Putt... I mean, feel? 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5838 In 200 hours, turn the corner. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5839 So, have you always been obsessed with size? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5840 Can you tell me a little more about this People Envy? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5841 You shouldn't feel inadequate just because your doors open sideways. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5842 Sounds like not much has changed since the last time I saw you a few months ago. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5843 "All the tourists mock me when they climb in and read that my name is Caesar". 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5844 agreeing on parkings spaces might begin to help 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5845 Was there another option besides "blue"? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5846 Well, yes, "autopsychotherapy" is a THING. But it's not this thing! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5847 Now, I will take a trip with you back to your troubled years as a drawing. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5848 I thought we worked through the mythologies about size 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5849 Yes, indulging the inner child is fun but often quite messy. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5850 When the call you a "toaster with wheels", how does that make you feel? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5851 I am a new car and they say I already have ADHD: Automotive Dealer Huge Depreciation 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5852 So how long have you thought that size matters? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5853 Sometimes, losing one's mustache can be seen as an act of maturity. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5854 I still don't understand why you took the steps to my office instead of the elevator? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5855 Coulrophobia, you say? 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5856 If you want to turn around your life, it has to start on this couch. Then we can discuss your career choice. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5857 Don't worry you will fell better in a jiffy... 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5858 So you feel misunderstood, feared and shunned at parties. Join the club. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5859 ...NAVIGATING THE ROADS IS ONE THING, BUT IN HERE--LET'S JUST LEAVE THE DRIVING TO ME, OK? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5860 See,even you can't face me. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5861 Sorry,size matters. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5862 Plug me In, baby; hear me roar. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5863 His honking is driving me crazy 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5864 When they say the housing bubble will burst they don't mean you 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5865 Try to be a grown up toaster, not a mini-merc. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5866 Uber, Uber Alles is NOT racist! 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5867 Voyeurism, yes, but no therapy required. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5868 I recommend couples therapy. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5869 I type 55 city, 85 highway 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5870 pretty much. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5871 I know, but being cute isn't everything 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5872 You suffer from transference. Don't worry your owner is just tire kicking and has no intention of trading you in. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5873 So where if you were named after Minnie Mouse? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5874 She might be able to drive herself, but she'll never be able to love him as much as I do! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5875 Have you considered voluntary expatriation? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5876 Yes, SUVs can be real bullies. Let it roll off. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5877 You said we needed to reduce our fossil fuel consumption 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5878 I don't know... I feel like he is driving me to drink. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5879 When did you start thinking you were a human? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5880 So... you're feeling emasculated at shopping malls. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5881 So tell me a little bit more about your engine problems. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5882 You say that you suffer from little sexual drive? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5883 Next time we meet I'd like to go over some techniques to stop you spinning your wheels in these alarming situations. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5884 Are you sure it's just the running board of the Range Rover? 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5885 Just ignore comments about your hands. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5886 Sorry, this requires human involvement. We do not offer autonomous therapy. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5887 No, miniskirts do not have the same problems as mini-cars. Lee Nugent, Peoria, IL 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5888 Here's a tip. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5889 I can change your tire but I can't fix your caboose. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5890 So tell me, when did these fantasies of Richard Gere, Harrison Ford and Rod Stewart begin? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5891 I hope you know that it's a myth that size of wheels has anything to do with sexual prowess. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5892 If your that tired I suggest you get rid of your spare. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5893 Mommy called me the runt of the litter! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5894 She may not touch you as much any more but then again you do have some pretty serious control issues going on. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5895 I often feel that my presence is alarming to others 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5896 I'm feeling a little bit turbo today! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5897 I think the answer is clear, you're trying to be a taxi but you don't have enough room in your compact life. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5898 You may be anal, but you're certainly not retentive. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5899 Auto Gender Problem My mother is automatic.My father is 5 speed. Am I electric or auto drive? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5900 ..... Walker ? No. Welcome sign ? No ... 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5901 When you say you feel "muffled," how does that make you feel? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5902 My mother was a car so I guess it's genetic. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5903 Runaway problems? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5904 This growth on my roof? You try living with the stress of having to do everything on your own. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5905 Its called an Oedipus complex 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5906 This is typical of a ENTP. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5907 GETTING OFF THE COUCH WILL BE YOU FIRST STEP TOWARD RECOVERY 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5908 So, you're feeling inadequate? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5909 It's lonely being self-driving. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5910 You must not feel that way, you provide plenty of head room. However don't try to double as a toaster. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5911 Please tell me about your mother Yugo and your father, VW. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5912 Blame your mother for your neurosis. A Prius should never have married a Mack truck. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5913 Your fears are valid. The research does support a link between high intellect and mental illness. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5914 You only think you're falling in love with me. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5915 are you willing to set (on my sofa ) or drive to get a "vote" ?? what do you thank??? 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5916 You're driverless because you're too small for a driver, that doesn't make you inferior. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5917 Maybe you wouldn't stand out so much if you picked up a couple of dings. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5918 It's natural some weeks to be purring like a kitten. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5919 Uber sunt? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5920 Why don't you sign up with matchbox.com to spice up your bug life? 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5921 Well, maybe if you use a grown-up name you won't be treated as a child. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5922 wow yeah i can see how that'd really grind your gears 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5923 And how does that make you feel, having no motor in life? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5924 No you don't look heavier; it's Amy's Freshman 15. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5925 You know it's been proven, size does not matter. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5926 You say you feel considerably inadequate? 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5927 No, no; I said you had airbag problems, not windbag problems. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5928 Doctor, "Blue Bloods" rejected me! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5929 Very nice, Mr. Copperfield. Now may we continue our session? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5930 When your car's check engine light is on and you don't know why. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5931 ...& he told me 'It's not you, it's me.' and left." "Well how did that make you feel? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5932 I don't see. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5933 No it's not you, it's Google. They're the one that decided to go driverless. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5934 Size isn't everything. You are more than adequate! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5935 I just always feel out of place . 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5936 Bite my shiny metal ass! 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5937 You're driven to save the world! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5938 I don't need to search for my direction. I am the direction! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5939 I lost my front left tire and my back left tire. Now, I'm all right! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5940 Sorry, I needed to recharge here. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5941 In last night's dream I didn't have any tires and my horn was broken, but my passenger kept screaming, "Airport!" 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5942 If I’m so “Autonomous” how come I can’t decide where we go or who even crawls into me!? I’m telling you this is how you get Terminators! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5943 When did you begin to feel out of gas, honked off, and tired? 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5944 Let's explore why self driven limits self actualized. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5945 Good weight loss but energy too.now get a battery to get it up 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5946 Did you say you want to be a truck or did you use the f word? 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5947 Our time is up. Do we need to break you down to get through the door again? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5948 No, it is not wrong to want to be taken advantage of occasionally. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5949 Did you say you're feeling a little "taxi" lately? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5950 I think your 'Hump Me' tag is quite original and I'd love to be your first tag tester, right here. Right now. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5951 GOP primary over and you feel empty inside? 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5952 What is it that makes you feel fuel inadequate? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5953 those self-driving cars think they're so great, they're taking our jobs! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5954 I want a divorce. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5955 Your problem: cliche 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5956 Although you are black and white on the outside, you do have a rather alarming sense of humor. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5957 Gimmie a break! You're not exactly textbook. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5958 I know you're under there, Mr. Benz 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5959 Now that you realize you can't be both a Smart Car and a Hot Wheels at the same time, you must pick one, accept your truth, and move on. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5960 Yes, size matters to UberXL users, but UberX has good value. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5961 When did the alarm bells start going off? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5962 Have you tried Uber? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5963 So, do you think I'm ready for group therapy? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5964 You can no longer bear the guilt of hidden emissions 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5965 Do you think alcohol had a role in your latest mishap? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5966 It appears as if the car is as good at driving itself as it is at helping itself to my lounger! 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5967 I wish people would trust me to do my job without help. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5968 How do you feel about your younger brother, the Tesla? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5969 Yes, but being driverless is not your fault. Think of the freedom you'll have. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5970 As Herr Doktor Freud might say, "Komm daüber hinweg." 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5971 Note to stockholders: "First I cheated; then I lied; now, I am sorry." 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5972 Come on out, Sergey. No one can search for you here. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5973 No, I'm not giving you the gears. Size doesn't matter. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5974 Relax, many of my clients are also suffering with Uber-phobia 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5975 So you're too tight for Lebron to fit inside you, so what? You're still smart! 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5976 So how did that make you feel when they called you small? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5977 Let's start at the beginning........ What do you recall about your first 'up-skirting' episode? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5978 You have to stop trying to plug into a VW, unless you have permission. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5979 I am sure there are many children, who have gone on to live meaningful and successful lives whose parents were just piggy banks and toasters. You even said the circus has never had a more popular clown car than you, did you not? 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5980 I cannot get uber these auto erotic drives 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5981 I can't cope with the responsibility. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5982 "No wonder you're drained your battery are leaking". 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5983 Naughty boy. Charging me taxi fare is not appropriate here. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5984 So,your getting a lot of static from the muscle cars and their calling you,Ms. Connected? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5985 Let's explore your idea that, a shaft allowing your steering wheel to remain stuffed in your glove box, would give an enhanced sense of power. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5986 When I'm on the road I feel so small. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5987 Ever since driverless cars invaded the roads, I am suffering ticket-withdrawal syndrome 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5988 Have you thought about why most people don't trust you? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5989 You're no Christopher Reeve. But, yes, I can see through your rear window. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5990 Before you submit to painful enlargement surgery, you should know that many women find "mini" quite adiquite. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5991 Gassed up, again? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5992 They told me your in for work life balance adjustment and to get your oil changed 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5993 What kind of tree would you be? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5994 So you swerved but the people having sex inside you died... 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5995 sooo, you think you are really a ferrari....do you get messages from your radiator? 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5996 I feel pretty useless with just one purpose: go ogle. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5997 Depressed? Of course! You left your Mood Lever at OFF again! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5998 Something is driving me crazy, but I can't put my wheel on it. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5999 Honestly, I do think you're being selfish. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6000 I want to get over my inferiority complex. Does size matter? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6001 And then there was this one time, one rider tried to jump in and drive me, but I huffed and I duffed, till I blew that fool out! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6002 Why do you feel that they are just not "Into you"? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6003 You're normal. Separation anxiety is a common syndrome for autonomous cars. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6004 Smaller is better??? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6005 For what it's worth, you're the biggest Dinky Car I've ever seen. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6006 And would you say that you were uber bullied? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6007 Let's revisit your fear of Uber. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6008 Would you open a window? We could really use a little Fresh Air in here. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6009 Are you okay with Uber or is there some new direction in life? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6010 Right! I encourage you to own is: 'Small is beautiful.' 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
6011 We could've just gotten the bumper sticker. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6012 OK - so what's bugging you. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
6013 Try thinking you're not a little car, you're a bunny. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
6014 She said she loved me but refused to ride my shift stick. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
6015 'WHEN WAS THE FIRST TIME YOU FELT A LOSS OF DIGNITY?" 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
6016 "So, you feel as if everyone has 'your number'". 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6017 You know, it may be time for you to rethink what you want in a relationship. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6018 You're still a submissive, but now it's to 'what' and not to 'whom.' 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6019 I think a nuts & bolts approach is indicated. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6020 I'd re 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
6021 Quiet Doctor, you're starting to bug me! 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
6022 Of course I'm sad. In The New Yorker 5000, I'll never be a finalist. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6023 I don't know doc, I just feel invisible most of the time 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6024 Have you been watching Steve McQueen's Mustang in "Bullet" again? 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
6025 Habitual stalking just came naturally Doc. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
6026 You seem like you are stuck in reverse. I really think you could benefit from an understanding of drive theory. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6027 So why did you feel that your parents favored your sibling because he is a Uber car? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6028 How long have you been feeling lower than 4.6? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6029 Maybe your self is just not the driving kind. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
6030 I'm not a shrink for compacts, but I do suggest electro-shock for both batteries and "sad clowns inside". 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6031 Did I mention that I post everything we discuss on my website? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6032 So they call you Mini, and you're developing a Trump Stump complex. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6033 ...and this occurred before your first smart, self-driving year? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6034 Why don't you believe in the cloud? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6035 It was 27 ethicists or one bald eagle, and I chose wrong. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
6036 I've been thinking that perhaps I'm not so smart, after all... 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6037 If this is an emergency, please hang up and call 911. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6038 Are we having an Unter day today? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6039 Don't talk about being re tired. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6040 Loosing your motorvation? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6041 Guilt is driving you , try radar ! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6042 I feel like I'm stuck in a dead-end job. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6043 Well Doc, it may be the Alps but I think I can, I think I can, I think I can... 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
6044 You can come back but I will not be lifting you. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6045 Well no, not everyone who is smart is a Narcissist. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
6046 If anyone says, 'I've never seen such an uber small Uber' again, I may just crash. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6047 Being rejected by Bruce Wayne should not depress you. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6048 Doc, I have this terrible fear of flying 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
6049 Don't foget that not many cars are built so well like you 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
6050 You say that puddles, potholes, snow and people in the street confuse you? Interesting... For now I recommend full supervision. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
6051 How does it feel to run out of gas? "I feel empty inside." 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6052 And how long have you felt inferior? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6053 Your wheels are out of line, your fluids are leaking, you've lost your sparks, your body is damaged . . . we have a lot of work to do. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6054 Did you run into a black man again? 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
6055 Have any other clown cars shared their unusually strong fears? 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
6056 So you are tried of having to make all the decisions, and want sick leave, holidays and a four week vacation! 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
6057 So what your saying is you used to be a toaster, now you are toast as the kids always bash you up. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6058 Was it the smog check? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6059 Gas prices plunging, how does that make you feel? 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6060 I have recurring dreams of being chased by a Mack truck with a big horn. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6061 So you have UBER problems... 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6062 If you're stuck in a rut, why the devil don't you use your jack? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6063 Do you feel like you're living a lie as an after-market hybrid conversion? I mean, keeping a forged title in the glovebox just for when you drive through North Carolina? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6064 Well, it's either an oedipal complex or Uber is just a superior service. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6065 Tell me more about this "Uber." 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6066 I doubt you're suffering from Parkinsons, but you are driving your family crazy! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6067 Inside I've always felt I've a gas guzzler, but I feel guilty my trans mission is so unecological 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6068 Of course you have trouble being accepted, you are a sub-compact and this is America! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6069 So how does it feel to be a self driving car? Are you a little overwhelmed? 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6070 You need to get used to the idea of not being driving. 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
6071 No matter how hard I try, I haven't been able to become an Uber car... 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
6072 If your grandmother had wheels she'd still burn the toast occasionally. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6073 She might be a newer model, but you have a charming personality! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6074 Running out of watts has nothing to do with sex. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6075 Don't be so hard on yourself -- you know your road rage is just a part of your programming. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6076 Not only that i feel blue, but also i keep dreaming about sailing with those sirens. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6077 So tell me again how 'up the wall' represents realistic coordinates for a self-driven car. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6078 For anxiety, I recommend coding baby steps for the first 50 miles. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6079 Which came first, Mr. Ponderby, your depression or your astonishing talent for mimicry? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6080 I'm sorry--did you say non-hybrid? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6081 Feeling small? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6082 Then she said to her husband "Rodney, I'd love to make out in the back seat of the car " but I'd like you to drive. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6083 Clinically this doesn't qualify as a little car complex. It's just that the buses are more efficient. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6084 You seem to be a little ambiguous today. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6085 And how are those dry car washes working out for you? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6086 Look, I'm not Elon. You gotta stop coming here. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6087 I am constantly horny but feel sexually inadequate at the same time. Can you prescribe me diesel? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6088 So, I think this might be a vehicle for your feelings of inferiority. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6089 Yes all that prejudice about being rounded rather than sleek and aerodynamic is hard to take. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6090 What is Aleppo? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6091 this display is autoesome 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6092 I just don't feel comfortable whizzing in and out of traffic. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6093 It is courageous to commit to others under the best circumstances. Let not your experience at the auction leave you cynical. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6094 C'mon, you know the rule, we have to eat what we catch. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6095 Now that your inner dwarf has surfaced, please touch base about the buried treasure. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6096 How Uber am I feeling? I'm driven only by my fares. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6097 Uber Apocalypse 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6098 Loss of control issues typically require behavioral intervention. In your case, I might recommend an engineering approach. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6099 How long have you experienced this 'separation anxiety'? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6100 I doubt I can help you get in touch with your inner self. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6101 I don't think they understand me. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6102 why do you feel left out because you can now drive without a driver? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6103 Undervalued in what way? 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6104 Oh, so you're not Anonymous? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6105 What is your major concern besides the cyclists? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6106 So you feel you're not living up to your potential? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6107 Your owner sounds conflicted between a self-driving reality and his primitive drives. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6108 What's seems to be the Problem? Well in my dream I was at the auto club having a good time you know, wrenches crankin, sparks flyin, then I would wake up in a panic realizing everyone was more tuned up than I was! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6109 I'd scream, slam on my brakes, fishtail wildly, and slam into the crowd at 75 mph. What the hell would you do? 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6110 Please help! I'm all beetled out! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6111 Self lounging car beats having a lazy honey. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6112 Do you want to talk about your feelings about being flat? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6113 First off, you have to rid yourself of this ‘riding into the sunset’ mentality. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6114 To start with, it's not acceptable to invite other drivers to perform an illegal sex act on themselves! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6115 No, I don't need gas rehab I am not an addict 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6116 Willie-Boy, the experts have done many mileage studies, you know. And interestingly enough, 50% of the time it works every time! ?? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6117 so your'e saying size doesn't matter 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6118 To be honest, I don't appreciate you backing onto the couch when you don't agree. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6119 But you're NOT a fish! 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6120 Why do you feel you're always getting shortchanged? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6121 Sitting, check. Conversation, check. What do we have to do to get you to fly? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6122 Yes Herbie, Hormone Replacement Therapy from a VW Love Bug to a commercial toaster does sound like a very difficult transition. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6123 I'd like you to think about WHY you're here. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6124 After all this kale I'm still just a tubby car 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6125 But it's perfectly normal to feel anxious about road conditions in Canada, come November. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6126 You seem to suffer from a split functionality. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6127 Now that your autonomous, repressed feelings of sexual inadequacy are perfectly normal. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6128 I told them I didn't want to go into the steam room. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6129 Well, Julie should be free to occasionally tap your breaks. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6130 No, it's not a complex. It's being in touch with your real self. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6131 When will that growth spurt I keep hearing about happen? I am feeling kinda small. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6132 Being a hybrid in an all-green household can definitely lead to feelings of anger and inferiority, but in your case I believe it’s really because you’re a repressed homosexual. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6133 So your saying that all you can accomplish is setting off car alarms? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6134 So you really believed when you were growing up that you were the firs Tesla. How sad ;-((( 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6135 So it's the bug thing that's bugged you. (Tee hee) 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6136 Mindfulness takes practice. Don't beat yourself up. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6137 So, how long have you been as Jeep? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6138 Do you feel anxiety when I write in this note pad? 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6139 Tell me, how long have you felt inferior? 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6140 I believe you suffer from a cartrasion complex. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6141 You have alway wanted to be an 18-wheeler? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6142 Yes, multiple and constant decisions are part of being a smart car. Be positive. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6143 Tell me about this trolley problem you've been having. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6144 Hmm. You say you started feeling inferior when you started driving and saw everyone else was bigger and faster? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6145 I still feel like a banana. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6146 Yes, the human's do say "better to ask forgiveness than permission." 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6147 No, you don't have Battery Envy! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6148 I tried. He wouldn't fit down the toilet. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6149 It is NOT size that counts, but your readiness to explore any new direction from your partner... 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6150 If I was only driving myself that would be OK. Instead there's coffee cups and newspapers all over my cushions. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6151 Just because Uber won't accept you doesn't mean you're a failure 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6152 beetle juice, you got smitten with the love bug. a high octane carb diet insures getting tired of hoodwinked. you must be exhausted stuck in a rut! shift gears. substitute taxation (combustion without traction) to park beau woes at the curb. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6153 Indeed, size doesn't matter, but personally I have issues with that. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6154 Don't worry, Uber Lyft is a strong name that connotes impotence 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6155 in my dreams, my mother is a medallion 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6156 I assure you, Mr. Auto de Fe, that I'm here to listen and not to judge. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6157 I had never even heard of a "station car" until we moved to Long Island. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6158 I can only talk to you if you incorporate. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6159 You will probably recall this appointment as just another day that will live in infamy. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6160 Sometimes I'd just like a little help. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6161 - Hi, is it a carworkshop? I would like to change the oil of my car, please. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6162 "Drivers abstract? I'm just a kid". 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6163 When you are again called a dinky car, how will you react differently? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6164 Mr. Uber, I called you here to practice my therapy skills. Why do you want to be a "smart phone" instead? 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6165 Why do you feel son small? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6166 Tell me again how this..."Google" forced you into a life of voyeurism... 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6167 It's not about me anymore 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6168 He thought he was getting a literal uber pool. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6169 Dang, then what happened? My pencil lead snapped with your last tale of taxi woes when you went from New York to DC! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6170 As a driverless car, your experiencing a short circuit. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6171 She keeps saying I have 'short car syndrome'... 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6172 'It's those humans that are driving me crazy, they're so unpredictable.' 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6173 Tell me why you hate your father?- Does he tell you you are a bad driver? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6174 Can you turn those damned cameras off already? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6175 Under Father's Name you wrote Herbie the Love Bug. You know, many individuals who were conceived during the free love era suffer abandonment issues. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6176 So, you feel your business is flagging? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6177 What’s your most deeply held aspiration? 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6178 you are only 2 wait a few years and you be like your big brother 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6179 so how long have you been feeling small like this 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6180 Yellow? Yellow? I'm tangled up in blue, sister! 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6181 So, tell me more about your feelings when you drive Bob to that married woman's house when her husband is away. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6182 Did your driver receive any severance? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6183 I am depressed. I got a speeding ticket! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6184 To conclude, you need to be much more assertive. Now drive me home." "As your therapist it's my opinion that you are too young to be dating a taxicab. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6185 I regret to say this, however, your apparent ailment is not under my field of expertise. Have you considered consulting Popular Mechanics? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6186 I like to think of 2.0 as a sibling rivalry issue. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6187 And how are they taking advantage of you? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6188 I see a pattern of setting yourself up for failure. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6189 I understand, but you need to get beyond the sad fact your father ran off with a Tow Truck. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6190 So, that's when you realized you were just a transmissional object? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6191 Ok,four thousand Krill Burgers and a Diet Coke.What are you having? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6192 You were charged with a salt? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6193 What did you expect when you decided to see a shrink? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6194 Then would you say your depression began with your Mother the Car's torrid affair with Mr. Ed? 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6195 How long have you been having these nightmares about fog? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6196 I feel so charged up. No matter how hard I try, I am never exhausted. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6197 Driverless, yes. But that can't be equated with disconnection from your server. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6198 So you're saying that whenever you get home, you feel like you've become a driveway? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6199 ... then Elon went bust. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6200 Little car complex has nothing to do with the size of your tires. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6201 I feel terribly lonely and depressed since I lost the company of my driver! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6202 If you look in the rearview mirror, you may see that your exhaustion and deflation is signaling you to take some time for yourself, to recharge your batteries. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6203 Take heart, Master Google.” “Abandonment does not necessarily mean you’re a lost cause. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6204 Perhaps wanting to retire at such a young age doesn't relate at all to where the rubber hits the road? I think that reducing your shocks a tad along with a slight increase in your dedication a better choice! 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6205 Honey, colorblindness is nothing to be ashamed of. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6206 I prefer the classics and write what's important. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6207 We can go over if you give me a lift. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6208 It'd be nice for someone to 'change my gears' everyone once in a while, okay. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6209 I'm having an identity crisis - this morning I woke up and thought I was a human being 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6210 How long have you had these feelings of inferiority? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6211 Let's try some role playing. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6212 Try "Gyrating Carrots." 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6213 Hmmm so you are feeling short changed....because? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6214 Honestly, I think it all stems from the fact that I could't be pilot... 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6215 So when she said 'no punch back', how did that make you feel? 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6216 I understand now--you're trunk retentive. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6217 So, you indicate you have been driving many hours on the highways by yourself, and now your gaskets are about to explode. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6218 You have police envy. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6219 It feels like get pushed around too much. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6220 Of course I can tell you where this started. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6221 But aren't we all searching? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6222 You say your self-control issues stem from a neglectful mother. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6223 I can definitely see your point of view! 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6224 I still can remember when I was bigger and stronger. Now I need a plug-in respirator to breathe. Damn ozone conspiracy! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6225 No problems here doc, just needed to plug in and recharge. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6226 It's like your always stuck in second gear-when it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6227 It seems like something is missing in your life. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6228 The bright side? Being able to catch a Pikachu going 55 mph. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6229 Why would your decal be 'matchy-matchy' 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6230 It's the new Trumpety TrumpTrumpmobile 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6231 So tell me Mr. Taxi, what seems to be the problem? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6232 You're saying the red light got stuck on it's own? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6233 Let's unpack why you're lonely without a driver. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6234 No, I cannot barter my fees for rental privileges! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6235 People look at me and see an Uber, but I can't shake the nagging feeling that I am really an "Unter" 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6236 Is it really so irrational that I am Pro-Brexit? Look what the Europeans are doing to Apple now. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6237 Size may not matter but horsepower does. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6238 Now, repeat after me...I am not a Peeping Tom...I am not a Peeping Tom. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6239 It's just like I go around in circles again and again. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6240 "Just like my sex life". 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6241 Green WITH nozzle envy so say? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6242 They're making me into an overachiever. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6243 Beep if you are feeling depressed, beep if not 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6244 I was always the runt of the family. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6245 So you keep having nightmare about your driver shooting innocent young African American males? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6246 The recurring "Think Small" ad campaign dream is back, and I know it's all what I do with it. [italicize "know"] 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6247 Uber or uber---esk,it's your choice. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6248 People look at me and only see my inteligence 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6249 Yes, you've been given intelligence, now you need the wisdom to accept others' decisions. As for always being mistaken for a giant toaster... 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6250 Since Santa didn't bring you a Mustang girlfriend last year... Why are you asking for the Impala this year?... 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6251 "Henry Ford must be turning over in his grave!"? Why do you think you feel that way? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6252 Lookit, you're getting 38 mpg - so don't let anyone crowd you out. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6253 When did you first notice this craving for bread? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6254 Are you barely smarter than the average car? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6255 Like I said before, the two upgrades are the driver's intoxicating light and its' no tamper proof switch. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6256 Everyone asks me to search for answers to their problems..Don't they know I'm just a car??? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6257 Where there's a will there's a way 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6258 Sexmobile it ain't, Mr Ford! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6259 I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6260 You say your last one night stand was shocking? 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6261 So you feel a lack of zip? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6262 Shaun Stewart may feel you are self self serving, controling and somewhat reckless at times, but I want to know how do you feel. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6263 I only dream of oil wells" 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6264 So, you feel that he resents you because he thought you were a Smart Cab, and even though He pays your fare, you insist on driving him to Work every morning? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6265 Do you feel Uber is running you down? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6266 I am not going to prescribe meds, you just need your battery recharge. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6267 But, sex with robots is the new rage! 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6268 Umm, so what are your symptoms? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6269 I know. You've seen too much. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6270 we all need to feel appreciated 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6271 Why do you feel undriven? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6272 Know thyself comes BEFORE where goest thou. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6273 That's an interesting concept: Bi-solar. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6274 If I had to tell you that your 50 minutes are up, then you’re hardly ready for the open road. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6275 Identifying as an Uber driver does not make you an ubermensch. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6276 When did these feelings of inadequacy begin? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6277 Apparently, it was the 'Kubrick's Cube' that went on sale. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
6278 "How to deal with the whispering and smirks unfortunately was not part of your programming,so which one do you want to talk about first? 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
6279 That would be $500 for today's session of cartharsis 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
6280 People tell me I'm cute when I pull them over and it's really messing with my speedometer. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
6281 It's a huge commitment transitioning from left hand drive to right hand drive. You won't be accepted everywhere, maybe scorned in in some countries. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
6282 So, tell me how stupid human drivers are for you. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
6283 I'm so depressed; my battery doesn't let me go the distance. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
6284 You're suffering from identity confusion, toaster or car. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
6285 It's time to let go of the Keifer Sutherland fantasy. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
6286 Inferior? In what way? 1.0435 0.04348 46 45 0 1
6287 ah,this is gonna be a long day 1.0435 0.04348 46 45 0 1
6288 I'm looking for a long term relationship. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
6289 How long have you been seeing this girl Siri against your parents' wishes? 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
6290 And not even picked as an extra in the new CARS movie? 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
6291 That's not what I meant by "truncate". 1.0435 0.04348 46 45 0 1
6292 I feel like I'm just being used for my wheels. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
6293 So how long have you been thinking of going green? 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
6294 How do you feel about being an Uber? 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
6295 How could I not see this coming? 1.0435 0.04348 46 45 0 1
6296 I will never be able to trust my maker again! 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
6297 I'm not alright! All my friends make fun of me because I am small and have no muscle. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
6298 DO YOU FEEL LOOKED DOWN ON 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6299 It surely solves the parking problem. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6300 Is it possible that this cry for help is really just your siren song? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6301 Tesla just has this compulsive need to prove he's smarter than me, and honestly I think it stems from insecurity. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6302 Let's talk about making you a more self-fulfilling car. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6303 So you feel insecure when driving? (To the judges: I am from Germany, have clicked Canada, which is wrong). 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6304 So you love law enforcement, but would bigger be better? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6305 I will script you a daily dose Viagra for the road. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6306 Union? You don't need no stinkin' union! 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6307 I'm a 'Go-bot!' It'sa completely different type of robot! 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6308 I don't want you to steer me in the wrong direction with your treatment...Oh dear me...My wheels are a turnin right now...Oh my....Sorry for all the puns but you're driving me crazy! 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6309 fish swim birds fly 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6310 Oh my car, could you save us by autonomously picking up the next president and drive him/her to the White house? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6311 Sometimes I wish I could have my picture taken. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6312 Walt who was mean to your great-grandfather in tomarrowland? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6313 They had to make a softer you. That whole reputation as the car of choice for serial killers forced the company hand. Try not to take it personal. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6314 What is your problem?" "I am just out of gas and my motor want start, everything is driving me crazy. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6315 I wouldn't bat those Goo Goo Googlely eyes of yours too fast, if I were you. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6316 "You say voters don't trust you because you don't look 'caridential'"? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6317 I guess I would say it makes me feel Uber angry. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6318 Is it reasonable to expect to have been in control before becoming autonomous? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6319 Then he said, "You'll get 45 miles per gallon" 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6320 They never prepared us for this at Katie Gibbs! 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6321 No, I'm not a Freudian analyst. Now let's focus on why you are here. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6322 Let me summarize today's therapy session, you feel that since you became Uber you have no private time. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6323 How are your dreams? Well, I keep having a recurring one about this guy asking me the meaning of great, and this gal asking me the meaning of shady. I keep telling them that I am just "smart". 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6324 So you want to be Man-handled like your older brothers? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6325 Glad to meet you. I'm Doctor Melfi. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6326 And that's when I made the switch to Lyft 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6327 Now what's the reason that you drove yourself to poor state? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6328 So you're saying that Google doesn't care that you don't have a Sol, you know the driver. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6329 So what? You went to Monte Carlo. It doesn't follow that you'll now go bananas. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6330 If your trips exhaust you, maybe diesel is an option 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6331 And do you often find yourself humanless at the seashore? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6332 Don't worry. You'll find a way. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6333 Sorry. I've never heard of "Post-Mankoff Stress Disorder." 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6334 I'm didn't sign up for this; I can't possibly drive myself. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6335 SO NOBDY LOVES YOU, AS LONG AS YOUR HEALTHY. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6336 I'm sorry, but your inner child must be 16 in order for you to get somewhere. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6337 Those damn Uber Black make me feel so small. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6338 ID trumps AI. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6339 Don't bug out on me. Wait until your hormones kick in. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6340 WHEN DID YOUR MOTHER FIRST START TALKING ABOUT JEEP GLADIATORS ? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6341 Hmmm...I think you are suffering from a Napoleon complex... 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6342 Do you need more data speed? If so, how much? 70 gigabytes per hour? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6343 Optimus, you can't hide your feelings behind this facade. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6344 I'm interested in your horn . E? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6345 Did you ever read Asimov's "Robot Dreams"? That's me. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6346 When Ingernexcited I start flashing. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6347 Why don't you just sit back and tell me why your really hear. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6348 How do you 'wheel' about that? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6349 It's the motion of the ocean that counts. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6350 So, you feel more authentic as "Trixie"? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6351 Well, is it possible that you might be overreacting just a bit? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6352 I'm sorry I can't say that your gas mileage lies were caused by I'm sorry I can't testify that your gas mileage lies were caused by insanity 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6353 When exactly did you start to feel inferior? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6354 You are feeling empty? And they want you to be perfect? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6355 I can't handle the competition how everything is becoming Smart, except for you Doc. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6356 Sorry, I couldn’t find the destination “happy place” 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6357 I don't know who I am... 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6358 You say you won't a turbo in your engine, to not feel so inferior to your other taxi friends. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6359 Oh, the stories i can tell about what happens when I self-drive down the highway. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6360 The is a relationship between being stressed out and being overdriven. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6361 And why do you think they say size matters...? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6362 How long has your self-esteem been threatened by having to carry passengers? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6363 and after that report she started putting hemlock in my vase... 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6364 Public transport IS better. But don't worry: nobody will notice. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6365 So, when we're you first aware of being bullied and called "a Compact"? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6366 Yes, a fear of independence often leads to feeling less self-driven. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6367 Since you are not running for political office might you at least take some consolation that what you lack in length you make up in efficiency? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6368 Remember, your goal is to individuate from your owner. You're prioritizing the self in the self-driving. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6369 You prefer behemoth to leviathan or pachyderm. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6370 OK doctor, I'll try to just be "in the moment" and stop giving you examples of what you really mean to be asking me. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6371 I just assumed the light on top was because you were an ambulance for Hobbits. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6372 What exactly do you mean about a mother car? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6373 Doc, I'm struggling to follow directions." "Are you all over the map and just can't locate the problem?" "Yeah,and when I try to solve my problems I'm directed to my home office. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6374 so you feel you're driving yourself buggy? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6375 Just starr at the beginning. You see that's the problem, doc. I can't start. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6376 How long have you been suffering from this delusion that you are a bog? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6377 Stop going on the chaise or I'll deactivate your self-drive. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6378 Let's look at it from another angle. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6379 Doc, I've seen things. Things, I can never unsee. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6380 Well, Mr Google, you're clearly not compensating for anything. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6381 You've been driverless for a while and it's not working out for you. However, the Freud-mobile will drive you to a place you don't want to be. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6382 My parents were European....they didn't believe in circumcision. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6383 So you found these sights traumatizing? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6384 Freud wrote about the Wolfman, that's not going to able to top this. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6385 It's ok take a deep breath ,we have all feel the same way at one time or another you just have to have an open mind ,see you next week and we will talk about your other fantasies ,you are doing great ! 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6386 I see, you feel humiliated by those SUV's. Coworkers you said? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6387 Tell, don't show 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6388 My owner went to the mechanic. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6389 "So you're OK with people hailing you as HEY TAXI CUB but not YO, MIGHTY MOUSE or GUTTER BUG"? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6390 Would you like to talk more about this overwhelming sense of self-confidence? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6391 So, tell me when your feelings of inferiority compared to the gas engines first began? Engine installation? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6392 Do you feel like you are a peeping tom? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6393 Let's talk more about your reluctance to k-turn. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6394 At least you are deep learning from your crashing moments. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6395 You're self-driven not to confront your shortcomings. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6396 I'm appalled at your negative attitude Otto. You've always been so self-assured. Come on. You got 100% on your driver's test. Get out there. Your future looks bright. Just hit the road ! 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6397 Therapist:How does if feel to know you are not a hybrid vehicle Car: Inefficient 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6398 I'm Feeling Lucky 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6399 Let's return to the point when you finally realized that you're into uber fantasies as a self-driving car. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6400 Yes....all of your symptoms confirm a gas addiction diagnosis. If you can't limit yourself to electricity, you may need treatment. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6401 Somehow even you have mommy issues. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6402 If you didn't have that steak standing up on your roof, you wouldn't look quite so stupid. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6403 You think you are reliving your worst childhood nightmare? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6404 And how did that make you wheel?" "Let's cut to the chase - there's no need to be so roundabout. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6405 OK, we are done with your car self. What's next? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6406 History or no history. Your important, but it's just not you. You can't take a small step for man. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6407 Look, could you make this quick? I've got a boat to ram. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6408 Was anything dislocated in the crash? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6409 Google this shorty- my legs is PRIVILEGED!! 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6410 So maybe next time you won't volunteer to be a mule for Hillary's BleachBit supplies. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6411 SINCE LIBERATION I ASK "WHERE TO?" AND PASSENGERS JUST LAUGHS 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6412 So you think you're real "smart" but I got news for you dude, you look like like hell! 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6413 So you were in the front seat not the back. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6414 Rita, how can I help you? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6415 Large cars give me an inferiority complex... 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6416 Why do you say you feel stupid? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6417 Photograph my house and I'll throttle your throttle. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6418 He's invented the wheel again 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6419 You say the development of self-driving cars over the coming decade depends on anunreliable assumption by many automakers: that the humans in them will be ready to step in and take control if the car’s systems fail? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6420 I used to be the only one they would call. Now I feel like just a Lyft Uber. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6421 It's not just a slogan Gladys." 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6422 No, you don't get to pick the destination. And what's with that Vegas bumper sticker? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6423 . . . Yes, but it's not the same thing as self-DETERMINATION. I mean, I'm not even sure why I'm in your office right now. I think they just sent me as some kind of joke or something. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6424 So, what's your exuse 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6425 Need need to envy SUVs. You have your own qualities like containing a large number of clowns. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6426 Let's go over it again. The sky is blue, not white. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6427 And you say "that your perfectly happy with the that your not driven"? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6428 on duty all night? you have a harsh suberego. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6429 She may touch you as much any more but then again you do have some pretty serious control issues. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6430 I didn't ask for this feeling of being alone. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6431 Tell me more about why you think other cars are always trying to scare the hell out of you... 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6432 It's those @#$%^&* Uber drivers. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6433 No...it is not a good time! 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6434 I know it hertz, but you can be thrifty with a dollar as you start your new enterprise. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6435 What are you bugging me about this week? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6436 I'm not as concerned with the drinking itself as I am with the amount of drinking you've been doing. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6437 is it your little self driving or big self driving that's got you confused? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6438 I hear you are good and getting people out of your head? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6439 I think I'll prescribe you some sleeping pills. Neither of us will be able to sleep after this session 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6440 Okay, Okay, I understand...but shrinking away from Uber is not the answer. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6441 Unfortunately with gas prices this low, you have no choice but to accept that you will be more than likely passed over for an SUV. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6442 I'm not feeling the love anymore. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6443 Mother would never have believed this 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6444 ...what I really want to be is a psychologist. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6445 Please tell me more about your erect Piston... 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6446 You'd get better mileage with a tank of humility. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6447 So your saying that being a shared car you're not able to cement any relationships and that is making you feel even more cheap? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6448 Okay, I know you want to ask me how it makes me feel to be recording everything I see, but I see a lot of cool stuff. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6449 I mean I'm cute but cute ain't [sic] gettin' the ladies! 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6450 They said this would be very different than being a hearse. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6451 I think I have facial recognition blindness. Every face I see is a blur. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6452 Sometimes a sick car is just a sick car. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6453 OK kid, I'll take you for a ride if you remember that you are only semi-autonomous, and not turn left when I say turn right! 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6454 Yes, but think of all he did before St. Helena. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6455 Yes, it is a bit cold in here, but regardless, it's not the size of the wave, it's the motion of the ocean. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6456 Short Car Syndrome, eh? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6457 And how long have you had these feelings of being too small? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6458 Tell me more of these dreams where you are frolicking in a sea of petroleum. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6459 So, will be exploring your "dreams of being a Sedan issues" this session? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6460 When you decided to SEE a shrink it didn't mean you have to BE a shrink! 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6461 I can't deny it any longer, I feel guilty about Global Warming. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6462 First I believe we need to address your dream of wanting to become a real boy. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6463 No I don't fuel okay, I'm an electric car. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6464 Would you have felt better if they called you "insect" instead of bug"? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6465 Have you ever considered having an affair? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6466 So he called you Bug and you were traumatized? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6467 Tell me about your father. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6468 Fewer passenger tips is now a very frequent cause of what we now refer to as "Rider Smartphone App Anxiety." 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6469 It's the gas you say ? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6470 I watched Making a Murderer -- why didn't he crush you?? He had a car crusher in his yard!! If he did it, why would he just leave you there to be found with the blood all coagulated into your fibers?! It doesn’t add up! Tell me about your mother. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6471 Is your relationship with your father something you want to talk about? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6472 You are here to atone for disabling you emission control system. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6473 Are you really comfortable in this new role? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6474 I feel guilty that the air bag had exploded. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6475 Are you really sure you want to do this thing? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6476 You say you've had four DUI citations in the past three weeks? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6477 I don't date my patients even if they have an inferiority complex. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6478 What did you do?" Or "Are you sure you might not have said something?" Or "Were you looking at her funny? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6479 How long have you JD these fantasies of being a Mercedes…? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6480 So we can gauge the level of your sex addiction, honk whenever you're horny. Wow! Already? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6481 I really think you shouldn't have enlargement surgery. Size will not define your beauty. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6482 Being overly self-driven is only a first-world problem if you allow it to be. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6483 Tell me, when you first feel, deep down, that you really were an Uber? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6484 OK, Please Explain, What Is You Problem or Problems! 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6485 You really "outta" explore what makes you get and go... 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6486 Try thinking of yourself as Joe Pesci in 'Goodfellas'. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6487 We need to work on developing your fantasy. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6488 I just can't reconcile my duplicity in road rage! 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6489 It all started when the criticized my driving that first time. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6490 I'm smaht! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect! 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6491 You said "Parp-Parp". And then? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6492 Go with that thought. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6493 We can discuss the possible paths you can take to find a drive in life. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6494 The front wheels are off the ground....again. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6495 you know, road rage can be bad for your engine. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6496 are you reaching your goals for the week? 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
6497 Are you feeling depressurized? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6498 No, this is upper level training. In the basic level I talked to the wall. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6499 Road trips aren't what they used to be. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6500 What's the decision you are driving towards? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6501 Perhaps you should consult a male therapist. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6502 Yo are smart for two. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6503 When did people start making fun of your siren? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6504 My mechanic wants to rotate my tires but I have an underlying fear that I’ll only be able to drive sideways. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6505 I just feel so caged up inside. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6506 What!? Were you born on a bahn? Get your tires off the couch! 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6507 Stop "driving yourself" crazy. Sometimes in life, you need to give up some control. It will make you much happier in the end! 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6508 It's well known that the exhaustion is caused by software installed by your birth parents. The sticky horn, gas peddle and blaring – nearly always false car alarm appears to be a manifestation of a Napoleon Complex. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6509 And when did you first experience this inferiority complex. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6510 I know you're looking for a new car from your search history, but it'll take a few more sessions before I'm ready. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
6511 Self-driving cars may do without a driver but not without some sleep. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6512 How long have you had this little man complex? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6513 Everyone has parent issues. Try reciting: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyx. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6514 Dis you come in alone? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6515 You couldn't just leave it at the elephant in the room. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6516 You are suffering from what is known as an infericarity complex 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6517 This is not the meaning of my diagnosis that you have a thing about bugs. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6518 Well, your physical recovery seems to be going quite well. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6519 My gosh, can't you see it's useless! 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6520 And you still can't stand the sight of bagels? 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
6521 CHARGED UP TO HERE..." YOU SAID ? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6522 As a therapist I really can't get involved with a patient. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6523 I suggest you take charge about your current owner driving you crazy. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6524 I just can't seem to get over über. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6525 Ok tell me again what happened! I will see what I can do to help you! 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6526 Just beeping out the day here. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6527 The bagels are the worst. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6528 Not in here! 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
6529 My last client was Glass. Now, tell me your trauma. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
6530 Ali, I like hitting the road, but I don’t mind being a house husband. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6531 How long have you been focused on becoming an Ubermensch? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6532 After all these years I finally realize you are a real tune down. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
6533 A Buddhist priest may have blessed you but you can't lead a monastic life 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6534 So, your patron pays for this "Trappist Transit" tour...will your fares take the vow of silence? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6535 This is r-e-a-l-l-y a ridiculous situation. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6536 And what is it about hearing 'commando-style' that excites you? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6537 Of course a black, and white's life matters. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6538 "you're just too little to succeed". 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6539 Do you feel guilt or are you sad? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6540 Excuse me, but do you have any Chanel No. 5 ? 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
6541 I'm more likely to hear a fart than a thank you... 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6542 so tell me about you childHOOD (car have hood) 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
6543 Let's explore your superego. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6544 Our hour's up but for next week let's figure out why you're afraid of progress. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6545 But, Dorothy, I really do have a heart! 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6546 Traffic jams again. Hmmm. How have your exhaust valves been functioning lately? 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
6547 Google drives you to anywhere 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6548 I've fallen in love with my Googly-Eyed parking-mate !!! 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6549 You know your father, but you don't know your mother? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6550 You , poor thing , are experiencing a separation anxiety . 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6551 I see your point about no space for the batteries. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
6552 Dr. I feel small and week, and I've been referred to as a vagina car. How will I ever overcome this? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6553 The goal of the trolley problem is to kill the FEWEST amount of people. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
6554 Just part of being a child. Most of your issues will be part of your past when you're fully grown-up and have more cylinders. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6555 So you still like sex way more than masturbating. For what it's worth, I don't disagree. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6556 You are NOT paranoid; you feel empty because you are always at least 25% empty. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6557 When they started making Electric cars, is this when you started o feel left out? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6558 My libido is in overdrive. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6559 Were you wearing a rubber condom? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6560 Look, I'm out of gas this Uber craze keeps my engine running hot, what happened to leaving the car in the driveway? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6561 Would it make you feel bigger if Mr. Trump is elected? 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
6562 Doc, I get no repek, (respect) on the road. What's a small car to do. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
6563 So then I think, do humans even factor into the big picture? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6564 Ever since my letter engages in vehicular manslaughter, I some how feel onus 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6565 Is your fear one of road rage drivers? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6566 I see, but how many people do you know talking about the Bing car? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6567 So, earlier, you said that you think that the honeymoon is over. What do you mean when you say that? 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
6568 You know, officer, you can't depend just on your electric personality to be eligible for a promotion. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6569 Here's my advice: just find a new job. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6570 You can't say that. That's racist!" "I'm a self-driving car. I can't be racist! Asian women are really bad drivers! 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6571 I believe you are suffering from Pinky Penis syndrome. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6572 I'm dealing with a lot of stress at work. The boss is breathing down our throats about this "green lives matter" movement. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6573 what your the google police? 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
6574 And ....after...... 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6575 What does your ad mean when it says "the kids will love it"? 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
6576 No thanks. I just ate. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6577 They've priced me by the cubic inch and I just don't think I'm worth it. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
6578 I don't think I can help you with your race issues; you can only speed up to 25 MPH. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6579 Show me where it hurts. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6580 You don't ever talk back to the owner. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6581 How do you feel about the loss? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6582 How did you feel when this nude person started following you? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6583 May I suggest the Individually Wrapped Trout? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6584 Sometimes a cig-car is just a cig-car 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6585 Within each of us dwells the capacity to transform the world from asphalt jungle to Googletopia—just more so within you. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6586 You''ll just have to face it: Driver doesn't exist. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
6587 That Whale Tail I had installed really helps to keep the back of the car down. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
6588 Why are you so depressed and anxious over not having a steering wheel or foot pedals? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6589 Sometimes I feel like the other cars don't even see me..." "Would you describe your light as a cry for attention? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6590 How long have you had a fear of commitment? 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
6591 It's normal the things you've seen in your line of work. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6592 man hook man hand car door 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6593 After the earthquake in Oklahoma last week, you should be glad your a Smart car. They are shutting down oil fields. Go tell that to those gas guzzling bullies. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6594 Why is everyone always fighting over me? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6595 His name was Harlan Sanders,and he could get me a lot of parts. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
6596 We need to work on your inferiority complex. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6597 The old little dog is still a puppy. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6598 I thought I was so smart but she really didn't love me. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0