Contest #535


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535


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2016-09-05
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Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2016-09-18 (estimated)
Number of captions 6103
Number of responses 488929
Number of participants 24460


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 You and your surfaris. 2.0179 0.02865 1171 552 46 573
1 I just couldn't 'catch and release because who would've believed such a whale of a tale? 1.8701 0.03908 539 261 87 191
2 Of course I knew I was marrying a mermaid. I just didn't expect to live with my mother-in-law too. 1.8594 0.03780 512 228 128 156
3 I'll bet that last restaurant will never have "All You Can Eat Shrimp" on their lunch menu again. 1.8281 0.04274 448 228 69 151
4 Yes, I love him. I'll always love him. I'm just saying I still think the hospital switched him at birth. 1.8215 0.04111 437 207 101 129
5 He wants to know if you can move your seat up 1.7964 0.04106 393 178 117 98
6 It's the only way he'll fall asleep. 1.7753 0.04229 365 169 109 87
7 He's not endangered. He's wearing a seatbelt. 1.7609 0.04374 343 163 99 81
8 At least when we brought home the elephant, we had extra trunk room. 1.7148 0.05128 298 171 41 86
9 This is where the blubber meets the road. 1.6960 0.04893 273 143 70 60
10 It's the only way to get him to fall asleep. 1.6949 0.04625 272 133 89 50
11 They warned us not to feed him the growth hormone before we returned the rent-a-car. 1.6926 0.05447 270 162 29 79
12 Cop said he had to issue me a cetacean. 1.6745 0.05093 255 139 60 56
13 I was with you on "Save the Rainforests" and "Save the Monarch Butterfly" but this is a bit too much." 1.6598 0.05043 244 131 65 48
14 He hates the interstate, but he loves the car wash. 1.6555 0.04796 238 120 80 38
15 I swear the ad said "single white male." 1.6555 0.05118 238 129 62 47
16 It's the only way I get him to sleep. 1.6481 0.05073 233 125 65 43
17 Since we're getting it all out, I never liked your cat. 1.6481 0.05110 233 126 63 44
18 So much for the new car smell. 1.6323 0.05428 223 129 47 47
19 Why don't you just say what's really bothering you. And don't say "the whale" again. 1.6323 0.05042 223 119 67 37
20 At least the new car smell is gone. 1.6233 0.05202 215 118 60 37
21 Already? You would think he'd have a bigger bladder. 1.6161 0.05245 211 117 58 36
22 Okay, we saved him - now what? 1.6087 0.05200 207 114 60 33
23 So I finally saved one. Now what should we do with it? 1.5970 0.05144 201 110 62 29
24 The one millionth visitor to Aquaworld. And you couldn't just take the cash prize? 1.5960 0.05351 198 112 54 32
25 We'll see what the Smiths and their stupid dolphin have to say now. 1.5950 0.05309 200 113 55 32
26 Come on, we agreed; I catch them; you clean them. 1.5950 0.05631 200 120 41 39
27 He likes to listen to podcasts. 1.5897 0.05421 195 112 51 32
28 This is why I hate helping you move. 1.5897 0.05613 195 116 43 36
29 When the trooper gets to the window, let me do the talking. 1.5876 0.05346 194 110 54 30
30 At least now we won't look like hypocrites driving around with a 'Save the Whales' bumper sticker. 1.5876 0.05396 194 111 52 31
31 I don't complain about the junk in your car. 1.5812 0.05568 191 113 45 33
32 Quit your blubbering back there. 1.5745 0.05643 188 113 42 33
33 Then why did you have the bumper sticker? 1.5722 0.05868 187 117 33 37
34 Ok, we freed Willie. Now what? 1.5635 0.05443 181 105 50 26
35 O.K., we saved it. Now what? 1.5611 0.05636 180 108 43 29
36 OK, OK, wrong sperm bank. 1.5611 0.05798 180 111 37 32
37 I think it's time we told him he's adopted. 1.5611 0.05636 180 108 43 29
38 I said we should get a hatchback, not a humpback. 1.5587 0.05879 179 112 34 33
39 I should've read the fine print when they said "adopt a whale". 1.5587 0.05550 179 106 46 27
40 The whales aren't going to just save themselves. 1.5587 0.05493 179 105 48 26
41 You have to admit, that salesman was good. 1.5587 0.05550 179 106 46 27
42 Shouldn't we buckle him in if we're truly out to save them? 1.5562 0.05688 178 108 41 29
43 I didn't realize "Save the Whales" included transportation. 1.5537 0.05715 177 108 40 29
44 Ever wonder how he knows we are taking him to the vet? 1.5537 0.05427 177 103 50 24
45 When we get to Customs, just act nonchalant. 1.5537 0.05246 177 100 56 21
46 Trust me; in five years echolocation will have completely replaced GPS. 1.5537 0.05544 177 105 46 26
47 Worms. What did you use? 1.5506 0.05635 178 108 42 28
48 Will you quit your blubbering back there! 1.5491 0.05763 173 106 39 28
49 This is the last time we buy seafood at Costco. 1.5491 0.06048 173 111 29 33
50 Warning - "Objects in mirror are bigger than they appear" 1.5465 0.05489 172 101 48 23
51 There goes the "new car smell." 1.5465 0.05672 172 104 42 26
52 He keeps asking to listen to some podcast. 1.5465 0.05907 172 108 34 30
53 If I hear any more blubbering back there, I'm going to stop this car. 1.5439 0.05515 171 101 47 23
54 We're at the border.......... I'll do the talking! 1.5439 0.05515 171 101 47 23
55 I didn't say anything when you took all those seashells. 1.5412 0.05478 170 100 48 22
56 How many do you plan on saving? 1.5385 0.05567 169 101 45 23
57 ... "hatchback"... "humpback", it's an honest mistake... 1.5385 0.05754 169 104 39 26
58 We could've just gotten the bumper sticker. 1.5380 0.05580 171 103 44 24
59 I'm tired of him spouting off. Next time he swims home. 1.5357 0.05594 168 101 44 23
60 OK. Willie's free. Now what? 1.5357 0.05530 168 100 46 22
61 Hey back there, stop your blubbering! 1.5329 0.05357 167 97 51 19
62 We saved him. Now what? 1.5329 0.05747 167 103 39 25
63 Call it the Mother Theresa approach,'If you can't save all the whales, just save one.' 1.5329 0.05556 167 100 45 22
64 Oh, like you NEVER bring work home with you. 1.5329 0.05684 167 102 41 24
65 OK, we saved a whale. Now what? 1.5301 0.05711 166 102 40 24
66 Next time, I'm thinking catch and release. 1.5298 0.05467 168 100 47 21
67 I really miss that New Car smell 1.5276 0.05457 163 96 48 19
68 I think he'd do much better in a different school. 1.5276 0.05793 163 101 38 24
69 Not all hitchhiking whales are killer whales. 1.5273 0.06173 165 109 25 31
70 He hates going to the vet. 1.5247 0.05412 162 95 49 18
71 I got him registered as a service animal. 1.5241 0.05963 166 107 31 28
72 No, I CAN'T move my seat up any farther. 1.5217 0.06110 161 105 28 28
73 Now we'll see how smug the Johnsons are about their rescue dog. 1.5217 0.05579 161 97 44 20
74 My Dad said his first car had fins, too. 1.5217 0.05851 161 101 36 24
75 One more block and she'll be out like a light. 1.5188 0.05535 160 96 45 19
76 How much bigger are objects supposed to appear in this mirror?! 1.5188 0.05744 160 99 39 22
77 I wanted to buy a goldfish, but this was all that Costco had. 1.5188 0.05744 160 99 39 22
78 Because I believe that Save the Whales should mean more than a bumper sticker. That's why. 1.5188 0.05675 160 98 41 21
79 The kids are awfully quiet. 1.5157 0.05909 159 101 34 24
80 Couldn't we have just bought the bumper sticker? 1.5157 0.05841 159 100 36 23
81 The hotel soaps were one thing.... 1.5157 0.05772 159 99 38 22
82 There it is again. You're telling me you don't hear that sound?! 1.5127 0.05801 158 99 37 22
83 What's the big deal. We're going to Sea World, he's going to Sea World. 1.5125 0.05881 160 102 34 24
84 I think they'll still want a puppy. 1.5125 0.05745 160 100 38 22
85 He looks smaller in the mirror. 1.5096 0.05542 157 95 44 18
86 OK. We have a whale. Next on the list is a tire from a B-17. 1.5096 0.05968 157 101 32 24
87 You know, most couples start with a dog. 1.5096 0.05616 157 96 42 19
88 We always buy more than we need at Costco. 1.5096 0.05899 157 100 34 23
89 How many whales do you plan on saving? 1.5096 0.05161 157 90 54 13
90 What’s the point of a hybrid if you can’t save the whales? 1.5096 0.05830 157 99 36 22
91 I told you objects in the rear view mirror look closer than they appear 1.5064 0.06067 156 102 29 25
92 Don't worry, things always look larger in those mirrors. 1.5064 0.05569 156 95 43 18
93 Maybe we shouldn't buy our fish at Costco. 1.5064 0.05859 156 99 35 22
94 Couldn't we have just opted for the 'Save the Whales' bumper sticker? 1.5064 0.05716 156 97 39 20
95 What we don't eat tonight, we'll freeze. 1.5033 0.05726 153 95 39 19
96 You should have spouted before we left. 1.5032 0.06098 155 102 28 25
97 What do they mean by "objects in mirror closer than they appear"? 1.5000 0.06121 152 100 28 24
98 Did you feel a hump back there in the road? 1.5000 0.06262 152 102 24 26
99 Objects in mirror are larger than they appear. 1.5000 0.05754 152 95 38 19
100 He was cute, you said. He won't get that big, you said. 1.4967 0.05874 153 98 34 21
101 Now we have to find a pet friendly motel with a pool. 1.4967 0.05859 151 96 35 20
102 Maybe we should rethink Costco. 1.4967 0.06081 151 99 29 23
103 That squeaking noise? The mechanic said it was just a fluke. 1.4967 0.06008 151 98 31 22
104 You do know that the souvenir shop also sold t-shirts. 1.4967 0.05783 151 95 37 19
105 And how exactly do you intend to free Willy? 1.4933 0.05964 150 97 32 21
106 Look, he said he was endangered, what was I supposed to do, not give him a ride? 1.4933 0.05413 150 90 46 14
107 I don't think "save the whales" means bring them to church. 1.4899 0.06069 149 98 29 22
108 I could have sworn their website said "a whale of a sale", not "sale of a whale". 1.4899 0.05684 149 93 39 17
109 I'm having second thoughts about this whole sperm donor thing. 1.4899 0.06502 149 104 17 28
110 "For me, the free whale closed the deal. 1.4899 0.05684 149 93 39 17
111 I can still smell the beach. 1.4899 0.05918 149 96 33 20
112 I think they will like it. Everyone brings wine. 1.4899 0.05841 149 95 35 19
113 If he dies, you have to flush him down the toilet. 1.4867 0.05963 150 98 31 21
114 Most people just pickup a couple shells. 1.4865 0.05792 148 94 36 18
115 On the plus side, we get to use the carpool lane. 1.4863 0.05519 146 89 43 14
116 When do you think we should tell him he's adopted? 1.4863 0.05851 146 93 35 18
117 I know it will be crowded but you know how much he loves the beach. 1.4863 0.05851 146 93 35 18
118 It's not his breath that bothers me; it's that I have to put my seat all the way forward. 1.4863 0.06010 146 95 31 20
119 Don't let him pick the music. He likes all this high-pitched squealing stuff. 1.4863 0.05604 146 90 41 15
120 Seafood's just cheaper at Costco. 1.4863 0.05770 146 92 37 17
121 Well, you can't expect him to walk. 1.4863 0.05604 146 90 41 15
122 I always wanted a car with fins. 1.4863 0.06088 146 96 29 21
123 Ever since we left the beach, the kids haven't said a word. 1.4863 0.06088 146 96 29 21
124 we've got to stop shopping at Costco. 1.4832 0.06143 149 100 26 23
125 Next time, we go to Costco with a list. 1.4792 0.06152 144 96 27 21
126 You know why they kicked us out of the apartment, right? 1.4792 0.05911 144 93 33 18
127 Look, give it a rest. If you were endangered, I'd give you a ride too. 1.4792 0.05659 144 90 39 15
128 The migration of the humpbacks seemed a lot more majestic before they started hitchhiking. 1.4792 0.05992 144 94 31 19
129 Remember when our biggest worry used to be the elephant in the room? 1.4792 0.06152 144 96 27 21
130 Are you saying the krill is gone? 1.4792 0.05992 144 94 31 19
131 What did you think I meant when I said I wanted to be a sperm donor? 1.4792 0.06152 144 96 27 21
132 What exactly are we saving the whales from? 1.4792 0.05992 144 94 31 19
133 I clearly said hatchback. 1.4792 0.06385 144 99 21 24
134 Our concern should've ended with the bumper sticker! 1.4755 0.05773 143 91 36 16
135 Objects in mirror are closer than they appear 1.4755 0.06264 143 97 24 22
136 So we're gonna fight about this now too? 1.4722 0.05393 144 88 44 12
137 Ok, ok...next time we want fish we won't go to Costco. 1.4718 0.05971 142 93 31 18
138 When you suggested we use the Sperm Bank, I apparently misunderstood. 1.4718 0.05801 142 91 35 16
139 Next time, just offer to bring wine, okay? 1.4718 0.05887 142 92 33 17
140 See what happens when you buy seafood from Costco? 1.4681 0.05831 141 91 34 16
141 Next time the vet is coming to our house. 1.4681 0.05917 141 92 32 17
142 I told you, the sign said 'Free the Whales,' not 'Free Whales.' 1.4681 0.05917 141 92 32 17
143 What are you blubbering about back there? 1.4681 0.06086 141 94 28 19
144 Hatchback. Humpback. Reasonable mistake. 1.4676 0.06067 139 92 29 18
145 You're the one that keeps saying we've got to save them! 1.4676 0.06152 139 93 27 19
146 This is the last time I order the Seafood Surprise. 1.4676 0.05713 139 88 37 14
147 I wish you would have left him at home so he doesn't go spouting off during dinner. 1.4676 0.05893 139 90 33 16
148 You sure about this? The goldfish only lasted a week." 1.4676 0.05527 139 86 41 12
149 The poor guy probably doesn't even know that we are going to the b-e-a-c-h. 1.4676 0.05621 139 87 39 13
150 It's just until he finds a place of his own. 1.4676 0.05803 139 89 35 15
151 This is bigger than both of us. 1.4676 0.06152 139 93 27 19
152 I finally catch something and you're complaining? 1.4676 0.05713 139 88 37 14
153 I would've preferred a blue whale too... But at some point you've got to be practical. 1.4676 0.06067 139 92 29 18
154 Where did you say you found that sperm donor? 1.4676 0.06067 139 92 29 18
155 That Costco membership has really been saving us money. 1.4653 0.05906 144 95 31 18
156 All I know is that it's closer than it appears in the mirror. 1.4648 0.05968 142 94 30 18
157 I tried to leave him home but he wouldn't stop blubbering. 1.4648 0.06052 142 95 28 19
158 Please tell me you didn't throw the receipt away. 1.4648 0.05443 142 88 42 12
159 I told you at the pet store, "Sure, it's cute now... but it's going to get bigger." 1.4638 0.05833 138 89 34 15
160 If you call me Ishmael one more time, I'm calling a divorce attorney. 1.4638 0.06436 138 96 20 22
161 The kids are kind of quiet, don't you think? 1.4638 0.06185 138 93 26 19
162 I feel like such a fool now that you explained sperm donation to me... 1.4638 0.06354 138 95 22 21
163 I could've sworn they said 'hatchback'. 1.4638 0.06354 138 95 22 21
164 There's a catch 1.4638 0.06011 138 91 30 17
165 And you thought dog breath was bad. 1.4638 0.05648 138 87 38 13
166 I swear, the salesman said hatchback, not humpback. 1.4638 0.06011 138 91 30 17
167 You're right, he's getting too big for the car seat. 1.4638 0.05554 138 86 40 12
168 I caught it -- you clean it. 1.4599 0.05770 137 88 35 14
169 This is the last time I ever help you move. 1.4599 0.05770 137 88 35 14
170 How was I supposed to know he was gonna sing the whole way? 1.4599 0.05862 137 89 33 15
171 Relax, everything looks bigger and closer in the rear view mirror. 1.4559 0.05608 136 86 38 12
172 My dad's car had fins. 1.4559 0.05984 136 90 30 16
173 He came out of the blue. 1.4559 0.05984 136 90 30 16
174 You understood when it was a therapy dog. 1.4559 0.05799 136 88 34 14
175 Turn it up. He loves this podcast. 1.4559 0.05984 136 90 30 16
176 I could have sworn the salesman said "hatchback." 1.4559 0.05799 136 88 34 14
177 Next time, pay the damn delivery fee. 1.4559 0.06074 136 91 28 17
178 I told you I was good at carnival games. 1.4559 0.05892 136 89 32 15
179 You smell it too? 1.4559 0.06251 136 93 24 19
180 If you guys want to stop for plankton, I know a good spot. 1.4519 0.05922 135 89 31 15
181 Oh you wanted okra. The text said orca. 1.4519 0.05536 135 85 39 11
182 No legs. Needed a ride. What else could I do? 1.4519 0.05536 135 85 39 11
183 Would it be rude to stop for sushi? 1.4519 0.06106 135 91 27 17
184 I ordered a Hatchback and they gave me a Humpback. 1.4519 0.05922 135 89 31 15
185 I just couldn't pass up Sea World's going out of business sale. 1.4519 0.06284 135 93 23 19
186 Well, you're the one who said if I could catch him I could keep him. 1.4478 0.05760 134 87 34 13
187 So go ahead. Call me Ishmael. 1.4478 0.06228 134 92 24 18
188 So maybe we can just do a "Save the Whales" bumper sticker next time? 1.4478 0.06045 134 90 28 16
189 What is he blubbering about this time? 1.4470 0.05723 132 85 35 12
190 Maybe you should drive ... the LSD is kicking in. 1.4470 0.05823 132 86 33 13
191 That's not what I meant when I said we should hump back there. 1.4470 0.06481 132 93 19 20
192 Their migration routes are unpredictable. 1.4470 0.05621 132 84 37 11
193 I'm pretty sure I said "hatchback", not "humpback"... 1.4470 0.06018 132 88 29 15
194 Was that you? 1.4470 0.06300 132 91 23 18
195 Now that we saved one, no more protests, OK? 1.4470 0.05921 132 87 31 14
196 Now do you believe me that sea levels are rising? 1.4470 0.05517 132 83 39 10
197 I can't handle another hour listening to that blow hole. 1.4470 0.06300 132 91 23 18
198 Look, I don't care how it actually happened, but you've got to stop saying it's just a fluke. 1.4444 0.06191 135 93 24 18
199 Hatchback, Humpback--there's just no pleasing you, Janice. 1.4427 0.06146 131 89 26 16
200 Great. You-know-who is being a humpback-seat driver again. 1.4427 0.06517 131 93 18 20
201 He's not heavy, he's my blubber. 1.4427 0.06334 131 91 22 18
202 In a couple years she'll be old enough to drive herself to swim practice, 1.4427 0.06049 131 88 28 15
203 We freed Willy. Now what? 1.4427 0.06146 131 89 26 16
204 Hunters do it with deer all the time. 1.4427 0.06146 131 89 26 16
205 I told you that buying a raffle ticket in Iceland was not a good idea 1.4427 0.05852 131 86 32 13
206 You know you can download whale sounds, right? 1.4427 0.06240 131 90 24 17
207 Can't you just bring shells home like everybody else? 1.4427 0.05852 131 86 32 13
208 I think we're in Melville. 1.4427 0.06049 131 88 28 15
209 It says your drop-off location is the Pacific Ocean, is that correct? 1.4427 0.05751 131 85 34 12
210 Because he doesn't bark out the window, that's why. 1.4427 0.06049 131 88 28 15
211 You want to save the whales only when it's convenient for you. 1.4427 0.06049 131 88 28 15
212 Maybe getting the sushi at Costo wasn't such a good idea. 1.4427 0.06334 131 91 22 18
213 Usually this makes her fall asleep. 1.4427 0.06426 131 92 20 19
214 Come on, how often does Sea World have a clearance sale? 1.4427 0.05751 131 85 34 12
215 Okay, that's the downside of shopping at Costco. 1.4427 0.06426 131 92 20 19
216 Next year we take the Greenpeace tote bag. 1.4427 0.05648 131 84 36 11
217 I don't think this is what they meant by 'adopt a whale.' 1.4394 0.06202 132 91 24 17
218 I told them I wanted a car with fins. 1.4394 0.05916 132 88 30 14
219 Would you have let him stand there with his flipper out? 1.4394 0.06386 132 93 20 19
220 You know he hates being left alone at home. 1.4385 0.05982 130 87 29 14
221 Define "save." 1.4385 0.05881 130 86 31 13
222 Well, at least he stopped blubbering. 1.4385 0.06368 130 91 21 18
223 What about my sperm count? 1.4385 0.06178 130 89 25 16
224 It's just for a few days, until he can find a new apartment. 1.4385 0.05982 130 87 29 14
225 Let's stop at Red Lobster and scare the hell out of the manager. 1.4385 0.05982 130 87 29 14
226 Remember, when we get to the drive-in, he's 12. 1.4385 0.05881 130 86 31 13
227 He always spouts off when he's in the backseat. 1.4385 0.05675 130 84 35 11
228 Look at this big jerk tail-gating. 1.4385 0.06178 130 89 25 16
229 Objects may be closer than they appear. 1.4361 0.06071 133 91 26 16
230 I want to save the whales as much as the next guy. But, couldn't we just give money? 1.4341 0.06012 129 87 28 14
231 Turn up the radio if you don't like his singing. 1.4341 0.06307 129 90 22 17
232 Let's hope he doesn't get car sick 1.4341 0.05911 129 86 30 13
233 If I only have a picture they'll say it's Photoshopped. 1.4341 0.06012 129 87 28 14
234 It's a fish called Honda 1.4341 0.05807 129 85 32 12
235 It's the smallest size they have at Costco. 1.4297 0.06341 128 90 21 17
236 You said you wanted to get your father something that would remind him of your mother. 1.4297 0.06043 128 87 27 14
237 This totally justifies our Costco membership. 1.4297 0.06243 128 89 23 16
238 And where are we going to find plankton at this time of night? 1.4297 0.06043 128 87 27 14
239 Fine, go ahead and blame it on spellcheck, but how was I supposed to know that you meant to type "hatchback?" 1.4297 0.06438 128 91 19 18
240 You think I should have thrown it back, don't you? 1.4297 0.05941 128 86 29 13
241 I suppose now we have to stop at Costco and get 90 tubs of tartar sauce. 1.4297 0.06532 128 92 17 19
242 Hatchbacks are out. Humpbacks are in. 1.4297 0.05836 128 85 31 12
243 Trophy wife, trophy fish, don't make me choose. 1.4297 0.05941 128 86 29 13
244 The rear Right Whale is out of alignment. 1.4297 0.05836 128 85 31 12
245 Is it just me or have you also noticed that The New Yorker seems to be preoccupied with whales? 1.4297 0.06043 128 87 27 14
246 I hope there's not a pool at the party, or we'll never get him back in the car. 1.4297 0.05836 128 85 31 12
247 He called me Ishmael. 1.4286 0.06008 126 85 28 13
248 So, is this your first time in a carpool? 1.4286 0.06317 126 88 22 16
249 Damn! The car keeps fishtailing. 1.4286 0.05793 126 83 32 11
250 Why didn't you blow before we left? 1.4286 0.06216 126 87 24 15
251 Well, what did you think I was going to withdraw from the sperm bank? 1.4286 0.06216 126 87 24 15
252 sometimes the Costco portions seem out of hand. 1.4286 0.06317 126 88 22 16
253 The salesmen told me that echo location is much better than GPS. 1.4286 0.05793 126 83 32 11
254 I really don't think that's what they mean by "Save the Whales". 1.4264 0.06005 129 88 27 14
255 Don't worry. It's a hatchback whale. 1.4264 0.06301 129 91 21 17
256 At least we don't have to walk him. 1.4240 0.05479 125 80 37 8
257 I thought I was entering a contest for a 'hatchback'. 1.4240 0.06351 125 88 21 16
258 I swear I heard the salesman say 'hatchback.' 1.4240 0.06145 125 86 25 14
259 I spy something blue. 1.4240 0.06249 125 87 23 15
260 Next year let's put him in a school closer to home. 1.4240 0.05931 125 84 29 12
261 Am I being paranoid, or is that guy tailing us? 1.4240 0.05710 125 82 33 10
262 You know I can't leave him at home when we go to the beach. 1.4240 0.05821 125 83 31 11
263 I don't mind saving them, but I could do without the attitude. 1.4240 0.06145 125 86 25 14
264 We dropping off your mom first? 1.4240 0.06551 125 90 17 18
265 Yes, but think of the Omega 3. 1.4240 0.06039 125 85 27 13
266 I don't care what your sonar is telling you, the GPS says we should turn left. 1.4240 0.06145 125 86 25 14
267 The sign said "FREE Willy"! How could I ignore a free whale? 1.4240 0.06351 125 88 21 16
268 The new sonar feature is great for parking. 1.4240 0.05821 125 83 31 11
269 Wouldn’t Greenpeace be just as happy with a donation? 1.4206 0.06000 126 86 27 13
270 Well, I don't have a low sperm count anymore. 1.4194 0.06386 124 88 20 16
271 "Let Jonah go to the beach!" you said. "He'll have fun!" you said. 1.4194 0.06386 124 88 20 16
272 It handles great, because the weight's in the back 1.4194 0.05850 124 83 30 11
273 YOU tell him to buckle his seatbelt. 1.4194 0.05737 124 82 32 10
274 So........How'd it go at the Sperm Bank? 1.4194 0.06282 124 87 22 15
275 Admit it - you think I should have thrown it back, don't you? 1.4194 0.05503 124 80 36 8
276 Stop that blubbering, we're almost there! 1.4194 0.06177 124 86 24 14
277 I could have sworn the dealer said "hatchback." 1.4194 0.06386 124 88 20 16
278 I couldn't stand that new-car smell. 1.4146 0.06209 123 86 23 14
279 I know, I know. I catch it, I cook it. 1.4146 0.06101 123 85 25 13
280 It's called catch and release , catch and release , but no you had to keep him . 1.4146 0.06209 123 86 23 14
281 Quit blubbering back there! 1.4146 0.05878 123 83 29 11
282 I hope that next year we play a football team with a mascot that's easier to steal. 1.4146 0.05878 123 83 29 11
283 Actually, once he hears my car keys he jumps in all on his own. 1.4146 0.05878 123 83 29 11
284 Next vacation--no more souvenirs. 1.4098 0.06021 122 84 26 12
285 Why can't we keep him? 1.4098 0.05907 122 83 28 11
286 Objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are. 1.4098 0.05907 122 83 28 11
287 Next year let's go to the mountains 1.4098 0.05907 122 83 28 11
288 Couldn't we have just opted for the bumper sticker? 1.4098 0.05552 122 80 34 8
289 Why are you so annoyed? It's my first traffic cetacean ever. 1.4098 0.06242 122 86 22 14
290 You only asked if I was a dog person or a cat person. 1.4098 0.05907 122 83 28 11
291 He think's we're getting krill. Don't mention the m-a-r-i-n-e b-i-o-l-o-g-i-s-t. 1.4098 0.06021 122 84 26 12
292 I think it's time we addressed the whale in the car. 1.4098 0.06132 122 85 24 13
293 I wanted a hatchback, not a humpback! 1.4098 0.06021 122 84 26 12
294 Do the kids seem unusually quiet back there? 1.4098 0.06242 122 86 22 14
295 yes I guess you can finally block my access to the "free stuff" section on Craigslist 1.4098 0.06021 122 84 26 12
296 Seashells are for tourists. 1.4087 0.05910 115 77 29 9
297 See if there's a breath mint in the glove compartment 1.4083 0.06317 120 85 21 14
298 Next time, Catch and Release! 1.4083 0.05857 120 81 29 10
299 I said hatchback, not humpback, to the rental agent, right? 1.4083 0.06206 120 84 23 13
300 Stop being a Dick 1.4083 0.06427 120 86 19 15
301 Wait till you see the fishbowl. 1.4083 0.06206 120 84 23 13
302 Yeh, well I say, whatever happens in Nantucket stays in Nantucket. 1.4083 0.06206 120 84 23 13
303 Stevie's been awfully quiet since we left the aquarium. 1.4083 0.05976 120 82 27 11
304 You let the littlest things bother you. 1.4083 0.05976 120 82 27 11
305 Just driving a hybrid with a "save the whales" bumper sticker would have been a bit too cliché. 1.4083 0.06092 120 83 25 12
306 The car is fishtailing 1.4083 0.06206 120 84 23 13
307 Before you know it, you'll wonder how we ever got along without one. 1.4083 0.05613 120 79 33 8
308 I'll tell you something else that's endangered. 1.4083 0.05736 120 80 31 9
309 What are you blubbering back there? 1.4083 0.06427 120 86 19 15
310 He said, "Are we there, yet?" 1.4083 0.06206 120 84 23 13
311 Catch-and-release may have been a better way to go. 1.4083 0.06206 120 84 23 13
312 I don't know. For some reason it just doesn't have that new car smell. 1.4083 0.05976 120 82 27 11
313 Just once it would be nice to go to a restaurant without him complaining about the lack of krill on the menu. 1.4083 0.05976 120 82 27 11
314 Don't worry, it's just a fluke. 1.4083 0.06092 120 83 25 12
315 I thought the Adopt-a-Whale program was merely a fund-raising gimmick. 1.4083 0.05976 120 82 27 11
316 And you laughed when I packed the harpoons. 1.4083 0.05857 120 81 29 10
317 I'm having second thoughts about this, maybe we should go with a Koi pond instead. 1.4083 0.05857 120 81 29 10
318 He'd be no less endangered if I'd left him on that beach. 1.4065 0.05981 123 85 26 12
319 That's the last time you ask, 'what can we bring?' 1.4065 0.05754 123 83 30 10
320 I'm not sure I understood all the details when I clicked on "I Agree" 1.4065 0.05981 123 85 26 12
321 I am O.K. with ignoring the elephant in the room, but can we please discuss the whale in the backseat? 1.4065 0.06091 123 86 24 13
322 I thought they said rear "wheel" drive. 1.4050 0.06274 121 86 21 14
323 OK, my mistake. Something smells mamally in the back seat. 1.4050 0.06274 121 86 21 14
324 We're being tailed, big time. 1.4034 0.06123 119 83 24 12
325 No, some marine biologists do take their work home with them. 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
326 Look, we got him in, we can get him out! 1.4034 0.06005 119 82 26 11
327 This isn't what I meant by car pool 1.4034 0.06462 119 86 18 15
328 I told you not to feed him. Now he's gunna follow us all the way back to the mainland. 1.4034 0.06123 119 83 24 12
329 I think we should stick to dog rescue. 1.4034 0.06005 119 82 26 11
330 Keep an eye out for the Melville exit. 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
331 We can't visit your mother without bringing something. 1.4034 0.06005 119 82 26 11
332 Yes, I know humpback and hatchback aren't the same thing...NOW. 1.4034 0.06238 119 84 22 13
333 He wants to know whether you can see any plankton stuck in his teeth. 1.4034 0.06123 119 83 24 12
334 Just like everything else with you the koi pond wasn't enough. 1.4034 0.06123 119 83 24 12
335 We made the deal - I catch it, you bone it. 1.4034 0.05510 119 78 34 7
336 Call me A-cab. 1.4034 0.06462 119 86 18 15
337 A whale landing on the car is more than a fluke. 1.4034 0.06462 119 86 18 15
338 Think we should stop for water? 1.4034 0.06123 119 83 24 12
339 It's only to Baltimore. He said he'd buy the gas. 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
340 That was some tornado. 1.4034 0.05638 119 79 32 8
341 An Uber driver is never surprised. 1.4034 0.05763 119 80 30 9
342 How much bigger do objects appear in the rear view mirror? 1.4034 0.06123 119 83 24 12
343 Did you remember the plankton? 1.4032 0.06051 124 87 24 13
344 This should be a tough meet. I've heard that Phelps kid is pretty good. 1.3983 0.06035 118 82 25 11
345 For some reason I remember the prizes being a lot smaller. And in a baggie. 1.3983 0.06385 118 85 19 14
346 You're the one who said you wanted to save the whales. 1.3983 0.05914 118 81 27 10
347 It was you who told our son he could be anything. 1.3983 0.05914 118 81 27 10
348 You caught it, you want it home, you bone it! 1.3983 0.06270 118 84 21 13
349 It looked smaller in the store. 1.3983 0.05126 118 75 39 4
350 Yeah, but we get to use the carpool lane. 1.3983 0.05914 118 81 27 10
351 You’re still bored? 1.3983 0.06270 118 84 21 13
352 Let's rethink Costco for cat food. 1.3983 0.06385 118 85 19 14
353 Remember when cars had fins on the back? 1.3983 0.05914 118 81 27 10
354 So how was I to know this car had been through a flood? 1.3983 0.05914 118 81 27 10
355 Trust me, now we can use the HOV Lane 1.3983 0.06385 118 85 19 14
356 It's tough playing these dives after headlining at Sea World. 1.3983 0.05914 118 81 27 10
357 We can do better, you said. The elephant in the room was too cliche, you said. 1.3983 0.06497 118 86 17 15
358 Sorry, what sperm bank were you talking about? 1.3983 0.06270 118 84 21 13
359 I can't wait to see Ahab's face when I pull into the driveway. 1.3983 0.05914 118 81 27 10
360 Can we at least agree that "You'll never fit that in there" could have been interpreted as a challenge? 1.3950 0.06111 119 84 23 12
361 I bet you can't guess what happened when you were sleeping. 1.3950 0.05751 119 81 29 9
362 Guess who ate all the shrimp again? 1.3932 0.06303 117 84 20 13
363 Who ever thought SeaWorld would just give them away? 1.3932 0.06064 117 82 24 11
364 The great thing about our new navigation system is that it uses sonar! 1.3932 0.05688 117 79 30 8
365 I couldn't remember whether you wanted the hatchback or the humpback. 1.3913 0.06261 115 82 21 12
366 I'm sure I said hatchback not humpback. 1.3913 0.06382 115 83 19 13
367 Don't tell him we're going to the vet. Last time he blubbered the whole way there. 1.3913 0.06382 115 83 19 13
368 Maybe we should address the whale in the car? 1.3913 0.05884 115 79 27 9
369 Stop looking at me like I made a huge mistake. 1.3913 0.06382 115 83 19 13
370 Well, perhaps we should go to the ocean first, and then go to Costco. 1.3913 0.06138 115 81 23 11
371 We're going to need a lot more tartar sauce. 1.3913 0.06382 115 83 19 13
372 Tail fins are back in 1.3913 0.06138 115 81 23 11
373 I love the new Whole Foods. 1.3913 0.06012 115 80 25 10
374 'Let's sign up to be Uber drivers. How bad can it be?' you said! 1.3913 0.06382 115 83 19 13
375 Really!? This is how we save the whales? 1.3913 0.06012 115 80 25 10
376 Did you know objects in your rear view mirror are also larger than they appear to be? 1.3913 0.06261 115 82 21 12
377 What ever happened to catch and release? 1.3913 0.06138 115 81 23 11
378 Those sale items at Costco are always so hard to resist. 1.3913 0.05884 115 79 27 9
379 You had to choose the sonar GPS. 1.3913 0.06138 115 81 23 11
380 At least he doesn't shed... 1.3913 0.06012 115 80 25 10
381 Why couldn't you blow before we left the house? 1.3913 0.06731 115 86 13 16
382 At least he doesn't keep us up all night barking. 1.3913 0.05884 115 79 27 9
383 Plankton again? Why does he always get to decide what's for dinner. 1.3898 0.06141 118 84 22 12
384 Maybe we've taken this whole Greenpeace thing a bit too far? 1.3898 0.05901 118 82 26 10
385 You cannot simply decline the aquarium raffle's grand prize. It just isn't done. 1.3860 0.06293 114 82 20 12
386 So, you said "Get a hatchback"? I'm pretty sure you said "humpback". 1.3860 0.05912 114 79 26 9
387 You knew I was a marine biologist when you married me. 1.3860 0.05779 114 78 28 8
388 He says he can't hear the radio. Would you find a lower frequency? 1.3860 0.05643 114 77 30 7
389 That's not what I had in mind when I agreed to whale watching. 1.3860 0.06415 114 83 18 13
390 I take my bumper stickers very seriously. 1.3860 0.06415 114 83 18 13
391 We had to buy it, Lois, it's the only thing at Costco that would go with the ten gallon jar of tartar sauce we bought there last weekend. 1.3860 0.06415 114 83 18 13
392 Again? We just stopped for krill an hour ago. 1.3860 0.06169 114 81 22 11
393 You said you didn’t want a dog. 1.3860 0.05912 114 79 26 9
394 Well, that's the last time I'll drive through standing water. 1.3860 0.06293 114 82 20 12
395 You know, pet rescue isn't supposed to be a competition. 1.3860 0.06293 114 82 20 12
396 I know you wanted a hatchback, but all they had were humpbacks. 1.3860 0.06041 114 80 24 10
397 Fine, but he's not allowed to sleep in bed with us. 1.3860 0.06293 114 82 20 12
398 Do you hear someone singing? 1.3860 0.06415 114 83 18 13
399 Lets call him Ishmael. 1.3860 0.05912 114 79 26 9
400 I wish you had told me about your emotional support animal before I booked our flight. 1.3860 0.06041 114 80 24 10
401 Oh, settle down! She called 'shotgun' fair and square. 1.3860 0.06535 114 84 16 14
402 Call me Imbecile. 1.3860 0.06769 114 86 12 16
403 I tried flushing it down the toilet. 1.3860 0.06293 114 82 20 12
404 Maybe we should've stuck with rescuing cats. 1.3860 0.06041 114 80 24 10
405 Actually, in the case, I think the object is as big as it appears! 1.3860 0.05912 114 79 26 9
406 Well, I don't think he wants to be here either! 1.3805 0.06070 113 80 23 10
407 What? I put down a towel! 1.3805 0.06199 113 81 21 11
408 I told you the car was fishtailing. 1.3805 0.05939 113 79 25 9
409 I miss our elephant. 1.3805 0.06199 113 81 21 11
410 Keep an eye out for road krill. 1.3805 0.06325 113 82 19 12
411 I hate when that low tire pressure light goes on for no reason. 1.3805 0.05939 113 79 25 9
412 But they're so cute when they're little! 1.3805 0.05804 113 78 27 8
413 I told you I came with baggage! 1.3805 0.05804 113 78 27 8
414 Why didn't you spout before we left?! 1.3805 0.06199 113 81 21 11
415 I thought you meant something different when you said we were whale watching this weekend. 1.3805 0.06570 113 84 15 14
416 Every year, it's the same with you two. Maybe I don't want to spend our vacation at the beach. 1.3805 0.06325 113 82 19 12
417 What are you blubbering about? 1.3805 0.06070 113 80 23 10
418 I'm allergic to dogs. 1.3793 0.05828 116 81 26 9
419 Stop that blubbering this minute, or we're turning around. 1.3772 0.06279 114 83 19 12
420 I think there's something wrong with the dog. 1.3750 0.06358 112 82 18 12
421 Okay. Aside from that – how do you like the car? 1.3750 0.05830 112 78 26 8
422 I told you to get a hatchback, not a humpback! 1.3750 0.05966 112 79 24 9
423 Don't you love that new carp smell? 1.3750 0.06230 112 81 20 11
424 Now we just need to pick up 4 tons of krill and then we'll be on our way home. 1.3750 0.05830 112 78 26 8
425 You're not going to let me forget this, are you? 1.3750 0.06230 112 81 20 11
426 Because he saved my life, OK? 1.3750 0.06099 112 80 22 10
427 Why did you tell him that Monterey Bay is on our way? 1.3750 0.06099 112 80 22 10
428 ...now, I would like to see the kids try to flush this one down the toilet 1.3750 0.06099 112 80 22 10
429 Humpback. Hatchback. You have to admit, it's confusing. 1.3750 0.06099 112 80 22 10
430 "No, I'm sure I said a hatchback". 1.3750 0.05830 112 78 26 8
431 Oh, that reminds me...when is your mother coming? 1.3750 0.06099 112 80 22 10
432 We've had an elephant in the room for far to long. 1.3750 0.06230 112 81 20 11
433 Don't be so provincial. In Europe, people take their whales everywhere. 1.3750 0.05547 112 76 30 6
434 I told you it would fit. 1.3750 0.05830 112 78 26 8
435 Elephant in the room? Shouldn't we be talking about the whale in the back seat? 1.3750 0.06230 112 81 20 11
436 No, I don't see another swimming pool. Can you hold it? 1.3750 0.06606 112 84 14 14
437 They were out of jumbo shrimp. 1.3750 0.06230 112 81 20 11
438 If the suspension can handle this, your mom should be okay 1.3750 0.06230 112 81 20 11
439 You are NEVER coming with me to Costco again! 1.3750 0.05966 112 79 24 9
440 Remember when you used to collect seashells? 1.3750 0.05830 112 78 26 8
441 The krill light just came on. 1.3750 0.06099 112 80 22 10
442 I found him in the deep end of the car pool. 1.3750 0.05830 112 78 26 8
443 You're right. Objects in the mirror ARE closer than they appear. 1.3750 0.05547 112 76 30 6
444 You just don't see whale for three cents a pound anymore. 1.3750 0.06483 112 83 16 13
445 You HAD to ask if we could bring anything. 1.3750 0.06230 112 81 20 11
446 I wanted an anxiety pet that suited my anxiety 1.3750 0.06358 112 82 18 12
447 "I think catch-and-release would have been a better idea'. 1.3739 0.06109 115 83 21 11
448 And you said we wouldn't catch anything. 1.3717 0.05922 113 80 24 9
449 I swear, he only stays with us until he gets back on his feet. 1.3717 0.05787 113 79 26 8
450 Why did you have to order the "catch of the day?" 1.3717 0.06054 113 81 22 10
451 No, I'm pretty sure it's your phone making that sound. 1.3717 0.05922 113 80 24 9
452 You know he should be facing backwards at this age. 1.3717 0.05922 113 80 24 9
453 Can we address the whale in the car? 1.3717 0.06183 113 82 20 11
454 If it wasn't for my allergies I WOULD get a dog. 1.3717 0.05787 113 79 26 8
455 Objects...are...closer...than...they...appear.... 1.3717 0.06183 113 82 20 11
456 Don't make me come back there and harpoon you. 1.3694 0.06390 111 82 17 12
457 I sense your initial doubts about my skills in the ping pong ball toss at the carnival have you feeling a little ridiculous right about now. 1.3694 0.06390 111 82 17 12
458 I swear I said a hatchback. 1.3694 0.05993 111 79 23 9
459 It's not my fault; he was fishtailing all over the road. 1.3694 0.06641 111 84 13 14
460 I swear the salesman said, "Whale OF a deal." 1.3694 0.05713 111 77 27 7
461 You were right, Sea World's going out of business sale wasn't such a great idea. 1.3694 0.05855 111 78 25 8
462 Well, he is taking care of the gas ... and the oil. 1.3694 0.05855 111 78 25 8
463 Then we agree- Junior can never again volunteer to take the class pet home for summer vacation. 1.3694 0.05993 111 79 23 9
464 When you said we should "save the Whales", this isn't exactly what I had in mind. 1.3694 0.05855 111 78 25 8
465 Ok, so don't call me Ishmael. 1.3694 0.06390 111 82 17 12
466 You've always been judgmental of my need for an emotional support animal. 1.3694 0.06641 111 84 13 14
467 I would have preferred the tote bag. 1.3694 0.06128 111 80 21 10
468 He's your friend, you tell him the carpooling isn't working out. 1.3694 0.05993 111 79 23 9
469 Don't start blubbering. 1.3694 0.05713 111 77 27 7
470 Are you positive they said 'Bring your cetacean to your court appearance'? 1.3694 0.06261 111 81 19 11
471 Why shouldn't I shop when I'm hungry? 1.3694 0.06128 111 80 21 10
472 You just had to buy fish at Costco! 1.3694 0.06517 111 83 15 13
473 They grow up so fast, don't they? 1.3694 0.05266 111 74 33 4
474 The krill is gone 1.3684 0.05879 114 81 24 9
475 The thing is, he was really cute as a baby. 1.3670 0.06205 109 79 20 10
476 Fine, but who else can post a selfie with the hashtag, "humpback in a hatchback?" 1.3670 0.06205 109 79 20 10
477 I wish the marine biologist still made house calls. 1.3670 0.06473 109 81 16 12
478 Don't start. I have bigger fish to fry. 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
479 This might not be the right time to bring this up, but I also gave money to Adopt the Rainforest. 1.3670 0.06473 109 81 16 12
480 What smell? 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
481 Is this the same fish that was in that other cartoon? 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
482 Well, I heard "hatchback". 1.3670 0.06340 109 80 18 11
483 "Friend-of-the-Earth," my blowhole...he's killing our mileage. 1.3670 0.06205 109 79 20 10
484 All cars used to have fins, you know. 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
485 Now do you see why I like catch and release? 1.3670 0.05631 109 75 28 6
486 Okay, I have an interesting story for you. 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
487 I just rebuilt the engine, but I'm still getting this weird clicking sound. 1.3670 0.06205 109 79 20 10
488 I just still can't believe we got it through customs. 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
489 Hatchback? I thought you said 'Humpback' 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
490 You know, this would be easier if you were a cat person. 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
491 Let's see them ticket me in the HOV lane NOW! 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
492 You should have seen the one that got away. 1.3670 0.06205 109 79 20 10
493 Quit your blubbering. 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
494 Now that we've freed Willy, what are we going to do with him? 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
495 I kind of regret buying that SeaWorld raffle ticktet. 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
496 I know that look. What's wrong? 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
497 Either we get a bigger car or I think it's time to free Willy. 1.3670 0.06205 109 79 20 10
498 He only needs a lift to Atlantic Avenue. 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
499 No, Ahab was obsessed. I'm just enchanted. 1.3670 0.06205 109 79 20 10
500 I mean it this time. This is the last stray we're taking home. 1.3670 0.06205 109 79 20 10
501 Most people usually just bring back a souvenir shell, or something..... 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
502 Got it on a pod cast 1.3670 0.06205 109 79 20 10
503 I suppose you think we have bigger fish to fry. 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
504 You know that nobody will believe me if I can't show them! 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
505 Come on. You liked "Free Willy" as much as I did. 1.3670 0.06473 109 81 16 12
506 Next time let's opt for bringing the corn 1.3670 0.06205 109 79 20 10
507 The salesman said it was a fluke. 1.3670 0.06473 109 81 16 12
508 Because the back seat is full; that's why your mother can't come along. 1.3670 0.06473 109 81 16 12
509 Just remember, bad decisions make great stories 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
510 He is NOT taking advantage of me. Migration is just hard for him. 1.3670 0.05631 109 75 28 6
511 We're not going anywhere until you fasten that seatbelt. 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
512 For the last time, stop calling me Ishmael! 1.3661 0.06467 112 84 15 13
513 Yes, I know how you feel about sand in the car. 1.3636 0.05736 110 77 26 7
514 Do you hear a pinging sound? 1.3636 0.06291 110 81 18 11
515 He just needs to drop by the sperm bank. 1.3636 0.06157 110 80 20 10
516 It runs on Omega 3 oil. And I only have to fill up once a month. 1.3611 0.05803 108 76 25 7
517 Do we have to listen to your podcast? 1.3611 0.06372 108 80 17 11
518 Now I can use the carpool lane. 1.3611 0.06094 108 78 21 9
519 I swear we're being tailed 1.3611 0.06094 108 78 21 9
520 Don't give me that look. You're the one who wanted sushi. 1.3611 0.06234 108 79 19 10
521 With whale oil, we get 32,000 miles between fill-ups. 1.3611 0.05497 108 74 29 5
522 He knows a really good seafood place. 1.3611 0.05803 108 76 25 7
523 It's a rescue. 1.3611 0.06234 108 79 19 10
524 It is TOO a Pokemon! 1.3611 0.05497 108 74 29 5
525 You take this whole "Save" thing pretty seriously. 1.3611 0.05803 108 76 25 7
526 Did you pack the krill? 1.3611 0.05950 108 77 23 8
527 It gives him such joy to signal our turns. 1.3611 0.05803 108 76 25 7
528 I think I just fishtailed. 1.3611 0.05950 108 77 23 8
529 They really need to fix the Holland Tunnel. 1.3611 0.06372 108 80 17 11
530 I suppose we should stop and pick up some plankton on the way home. 1.3611 0.06372 108 80 17 11
531 Is it okay if we stop for krill? 1.3611 0.05652 108 75 27 6
532 I agree- tomorrow we quit Uber. 1.3611 0.06234 108 79 19 10
533 I dunno. "Moby" is a little obvious, don't ya think? 1.3611 0.05652 108 75 27 6
534 So, did you mean, "Stop your wailing," or "Stop your whaling"? 1.3611 0.06506 108 81 15 12
535 Maybe we should have gone with the goldfish. 1.3611 0.05950 108 77 23 8
536 Now you don't want me to save the whales? 1.3611 0.06094 108 78 21 9
537 Objects in rear view mirror are closer than they appear 1.3611 0.06234 108 79 19 10
538 Well maybe you should've been more specific when you said "save them." 1.3611 0.05950 108 77 23 8
539 You know we're going to have to talk about it someday 1.3611 0.05497 108 74 29 5
540 Do you think this is the right whale for us? 1.3611 0.06234 108 79 19 10
541 All I know is he didn't look very happy in that theme park. 1.3611 0.06094 108 78 21 9
542 When you said we were adopting a rescue, I assumed you meant a golden retriever. 1.3611 0.05950 108 77 23 8
543 We're gonna need a bigger pool. 1.3578 0.05905 109 78 23 8
544 I'm getting nervous about the shortage of road krill. 1.3578 0.06186 109 80 19 10
545 Maybe you should call me Ishmael. 1.3578 0.06322 109 81 17 11
546 That was a pretty big puddle. 1.3578 0.06047 109 79 21 9
547 Breath mint? 1.3551 0.05976 107 77 22 8
548 My sperm count's low today. 1.3551 0.05976 107 77 22 8
549 Just my second day with Uber. Why? 1.3551 0.05516 107 74 28 5
550 Honest,Carol, that's the smallest whale that you can buy at Costco. 1.3551 0.05673 107 75 26 6
551 We'll just freeze what we can't eat. 1.3551 0.05516 107 74 28 5
552 Your mother might want to cut back on her Omega-3 tablets. Just sayin'. 1.3551 0.06540 107 81 14 12
553 So then I said, Call me Ishmael, and before you know it, we're giving him a ride home. 1.3551 0.05827 107 76 24 7
554 Why can't it swim around South America like all the others? 1.3551 0.05976 107 77 22 8
555 You DIDN'T catch a bigger fish than me. That's a mammal. 1.3551 0.06264 107 79 18 10
556 He looked so much smaller in that little plastic bag. 1.3551 0.06122 107 78 20 9
557 Got to hand it to you. Great payback for the white elephant they gave us last year. 1.3551 0.05976 107 77 22 8
558 Sonar is the new GPS. 1.3551 0.06264 107 79 18 10
559 Hatchback? I can swear you told me to buy a Humpback. 1.3551 0.06122 107 78 20 9
560 He likes Yanni. We can change the playlist when we get to Orlando. 1.3551 0.05827 107 76 24 7
561 There wasn't any tuna left. 1.3551 0.06403 107 80 16 11
562 It's a new ride sharing concept called blUbBER 1.3551 0.06122 107 78 20 9
563 No, I said bring me back a souvenir from Wales. 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
564 We're being tailed. 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
565 I still say, in this day and age, a selfie with him would have been enough. 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
566 An elephant in the room I could handle. 1.3524 0.06488 105 79 15 11
567 Remember, the "Save the Whale" bumper sticker was your idea. 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
568 Who knew that saving the whales and driving a Prius were incompatible? 1.3524 0.05577 105 73 27 5
569 How the hell do I know if there's krill at this exit? 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
570 Sometimes he needs to go watching too. 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
571 I think some of us misunderstood the word carpool. 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
572 No, you were the one who said "Save the whale!" 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
573 Honestly, 'a car with fins' would've been a waste of my third wish even without a catch. 1.3524 0.06488 105 79 15 11
574 He needed a ride to the sperm bank. 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
575 OK. Yes. I'll admit that the bison calf was a mistake, but this is different. 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
576 Now that I've addressed your concerns about trunk space, are you looking to buy or lease? 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
577 I said "hatchback" not "humpback". 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
578 Are you sure it wasn't catch and release? 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
579 Your penchant for picking up strays has finally gone overboard. 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
580 I enjoy cooking, watching old movies, and bluegrass. And I like whales. 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
581 I knew we shouldn't have bid for the whale watching package. 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
582 He's my service pet. I take him everywhere. 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
583 Who'd have guessed a hatchback could hold a humpback? 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
584 I told you they're not as cute when they get big. 1.3524 0.05577 105 73 27 5
585 What was that saying about objects in the mirror? 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
586 Mammal. Look it up. 1.3524 0.06345 105 78 17 10
587 You know I suggested we think about a sperm donor? 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
588 Technically, it smells like mammal in here. 1.3524 0.06488 105 79 15 11
589 Okay you've proved it's roomy, but I still want to test drive the SUV. 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
590 Fins on cars are coming back. 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
591 I'm 46, Karen. It was either this or an affair. 1.3524 0.06627 105 80 13 12
592 Don't look now but I think we have a tail. 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
593 Next time, don't click 'Uber Pool.' 1.3524 0.06627 105 80 13 12
594 Clearly, we've got bigger fish to fry! 1.3524 0.06345 105 78 17 10
595 The thing about Costco is, you buy a lot of something 'cause it's cheap and then there's the problem about where to store it when you get home. 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
596 Now, both of you, quit your blubbering! 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
597 Don't worry, you'll like your new school 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
598 I hope you like blubber. 1.3524 0.06488 105 79 15 11
599 I still want a cat 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
600 That was some car wash 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
601 I know I'm a soft touch for hitchhikers...but Sea World is only 30 minutes out of our way 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
602 Did you remember to pick up some kelp? 1.3524 0.05577 105 73 27 5
603 "Save the whales, save the whales you said...so I did. 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
604 Global warming has shifted their migration habits. 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
605 So, we're just not going to address the whale in the car? 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
606 It wasn't me. 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
607 Oh, stop your blubbering. 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
608 Well, I couldn't have put your mother in the back seat, and him in the trunk, could I? 1.3519 0.05782 108 77 24 7
609 I couldn't just leave it on the beach! 1.3519 0.05929 108 78 22 8
610 Need to make a quick deposit at the sperm bank... 1.3519 0.06074 108 79 20 9
611 Wake up Margaret! The car is making that sound again. 1.3519 0.06215 108 80 18 10
612 Don't worry, objects appear bigger than they appear in the mirror 1.3519 0.05929 108 78 22 8
613 I think we're gonna need a bigger aquarium. 1.3491 0.06149 106 78 19 9
614 Oh, well if it was on sale... 1.3491 0.06149 106 78 19 9
615 You're such a skeptic. We can always get a bigger aquarium. 1.3491 0.06294 106 79 17 10
616 Did you remember to pack the whale? 1.3491 0.06001 106 77 21 8
617 Next time, can we just donate money instead? 1.3491 0.06294 106 79 17 10
618 What is it about 'catch and release' you have trouble with? 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
619 Most people settle for a puppy or kitten to rescue, but no...you always have to make the grand gesture. 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
620 It uses sonar and echolocation... I'm completely hands-free. 1.3491 0.06149 106 78 19 9
621 Whew! That was some wave! 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
622 Boy, that was some big puddle we just drove thru! 1.3491 0.06149 106 78 19 9
623 Do the math, Rachel. It's only 14 cents a pound when you buy in bulk. 1.3486 0.06302 109 82 16 11
624 If you really cared about saving the whales, you wouldn't complain about adopting a rescue. 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
625 You called the pool people, right? 1.3462 0.05595 104 73 26 5
626 Saving The Whales is tough on gas mileage 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
627 Still thinking about the one that got away... 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
628 The elephant in the room? Let's talk about the whale in the back seat! 1.3462 0.06227 104 77 18 9
629 They grow up so fast 1.3462 0.05426 104 72 28 4
630 I don't think this is what they meant when they said they needed a sperm donor 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
631 I like our new Humpback, but I wish it got better mileage. 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
632 It's in the car seat in case we get stopped, right?". 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
633 We've got to stop drinking and diving. 1.3462 0.06227 104 77 18 9
634 I've got a license to krill 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
635 Oh, but when you brought home a new dog it was okay? 1.3462 0.05595 104 73 26 5
636 Do you feel us fishtailing a little? 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
637 Seems like I haven't heard from Jonah in three days 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
638 The singing I don't mind so much. It's the silent judgement of my driving skills that has become a problem. 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
639 I thought we agreed on catch and release. 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
640 Why can't you collect seashells? 1.3462 0.06375 104 78 16 10
641 It's painfully obvious, you think I should ask for directions. 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
642 Why can't you collect shells like everyone else? 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
643 I told you to bring the big cooler. 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
644 ....and exactly how do you expect me to track down 40 million krill at this time of night? 1.3462 0.06375 104 78 16 10
645 What can I say? He signed up for the carpool. 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
646 Yes, Uber says I have to pick up service animals, but I pictured a dog. 1.3462 0.06375 104 78 16 10
647 How about we not sing along? 1.3462 0.06227 104 77 18 9
648 Sure, Dennis-- ‘Let’s drive for Uber. It’ll be fun.’ Seriously-- does he even have a wallet? 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
649 DIDN'T I TELL YOU WE SHOULD HAVE CLOSED THE WINDOWS BEFORE WE LEFT THE BEACH1 1.3462 0.06375 104 78 16 10
650 What happened to catch and release, dear? 1.3462 0.06520 104 79 14 11
651 I'm not moving until you buckle up back there. 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
652 No one likes a backseat diver. 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
653 Well, technically it wouldn't be a "fish" story. 1.3462 0.06520 104 79 14 11
654 I don't care if he followed you home, Ahab, you still can't keep him. 1.3462 0.06227 104 77 18 9
655 When you said you were going to the sperm bank, I had no idea you would bring your own whale. 1.3462 0.06375 104 78 16 10
656 It was on sale. 1.3462 0.06227 104 77 18 9
657 Maybe I misunderstood what you meant by carpool. 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
658 OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE WAY BIGGER THAN THEY APPEAR 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
659 Humpback? I thought you said hatchback. 1.3462 0.05595 104 73 26 5
660 Having a pet is a great way to teach kids about responsibility. 1.3462 0.05426 104 72 28 4
661 The brochure said 'Save a Whale'. 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
662 It's not that big a whale. It's just that objects in the rear view mirror appear closer than they are. 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
663 You know I like those those cars with the fins. 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
664 This is much worse than the elephant in the room. 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
665 What is it about catch and release you don't understand? 1.3462 0.06227 104 77 18 9
666 Technically it can't smell fishy. 1.3429 0.06323 105 79 16 10
667 What? You said I could get a souvenir. 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
668 You might want to put your peg on the gas there, captain. 1.3398 0.06406 103 78 15 10
669 Okay, we rescued him from Sea World. What now? 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
670 We're gonna need a bigger koi pond. 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
671 Did the "nice man on Craigslist" mention anything about when the "Teacup whale" reaches maturity? 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
672 Listen, the guy is selling bluefin tuna for $2.99 a pound, I'm not gonna ask for a DNA test. 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
673 I didn't complain when you put in the koi pond, did I? 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
674 Yeah, it takes more time to pick him up, but now we can use the carpool lane. 1.3398 0.05614 103 73 25 5
675 I'm sorry I ever complained about the shells you used to bring back from the beach. 1.3398 0.06255 103 77 17 9
676 I would have thrown it back, but it's not native to the Hudson River. 1.3398 0.06406 103 78 15 10
677 I told you not to feed him. 1.3398 0.06406 103 78 15 10
678 I told the kids he's going to a farm upstate. 1.3398 0.06552 103 79 13 11
679 I always wanted a car with tail fins. 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
680 Enough with your Melville book group. 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
681 Let's burn blubber 1.3398 0.05614 103 73 25 5
682 I'm just not a dog person. 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
683 Please tell me that you remembered to bring the plankton. 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
684 We can take you as far as Omaha. 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
685 It depends on how you define fluke. 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
686 Call me crazy, but I prefer the elephant in the room. 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
687 yes, but we do save so much at Costco. 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
688 Well at least it's not screaming, "Are we there yet?" 1.3398 0.06406 103 78 15 10
689 Sometimes I wonder if carpooling really is helping the environment. 1.3398 0.06552 103 79 13 11
690 I'll never get lost with our new echolocation system. 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
691 He may be a mammal but he drinks like a fish. 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
692 He said he needs a ride up the coast to meet some friends. 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
693 Why can't you crave pickles and ice cream like other pregnant women? 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
694 Yes, but the price per pound was really good. 1.3398 0.06255 103 77 17 9
695 Can we please address the whale in the car? 1.3365 0.06203 104 78 17 9
696 What did you expect when the Costco ad said "bulk sushi"? 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
697 Of course I've heard of Catch and Release! 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
698 It's only for a little while until we can find his real owners... 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
699 Your dad's going to be furious when he finds the sperm on the backseat. 1.3333 0.06436 102 78 14 10
700 Wow, does he ever look close. 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
701 'Don't worry. It's a rental.' 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
702 This is the last time I'm supporting one of your PETA heists. 1.3333 0.06436 102 78 14 10
703 You weren't "stranded." We were just a few minutes late picking you up. 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
704 I think your'e right, the Whale On Board sign isn't necessary. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
705 I promised we would take him to Seaworld ! 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
706 I thought that fins went out in the 50's. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
707 OK then, next year I'll practice catch and release. 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
708 We need to stop for gas and krill. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
709 How long until you think the aquarium notices she gone? 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
710 Please, don't blubber. 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
711 I am not the one taking it back when we run out of plankton. 1.3333 0.06585 102 79 12 11
712 It looked smaller in the ocean. 1.3333 0.06283 102 77 16 9
713 There's that funny squeaking noise again. 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
714 I thought the rental agency said it was a hatchback. 1.3333 0.06283 102 77 16 9
715 I'm sure we can find a place that serves burgers and krill. 1.3333 0.05275 102 71 28 3
716 Sometimes it's just best not to look back. 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
717 He's only hitchhiking as far as Sea World. 1.3333 0.05275 102 71 28 3
718 Why couldn't we have just gotten a cat? 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
719 I'm still not buying a minivan. 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
720 I had a really nice time tonight. Call me, Ishmael. 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
721 We need to stop for gasoline and krill. 1.3333 0.05456 102 72 26 4
722 Oh c'mon, you were never a fan of that new car smell anyway! 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
723 No, seriously, call me Ishmael. 1.3333 0.06283 102 77 16 9
724 Are they really going to believe he just "ran away"? 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
725 Do you think we are carrying this "save-the-whale" thing a little too far? 1.3333 0.06283 102 77 16 9
726 i suppose you're wondering what happened to the donkey I brought on our last date. 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
727 You know, when I said we should capture the moment I was really just talking about a photo. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
728 Blübber: It's Uber for whales 1.3333 0.06730 102 80 10 12
729 It's a hybrid . It gets 70 knots per gallon and its loaded with omega 9s. 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
730 Not again. He just peed an hour ago. 1.3301 0.05753 103 75 22 6
731 Could you get him to stop his blubbering already! 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
732 I say we beach him. 1.3300 0.06365 100 76 15 9
733 So... it's one vote for Chinese, and two for seafood. 1.3300 0.05515 100 71 25 4
734 I guess I had a different idea of what you meant when you asked if I'd like a humpback in the back seat. 1.3300 0.06522 100 77 13 10
735 I thought you invited him. 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
736 Yes, it's another whale. What's your point? 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
737 Don't you just love that new carp smell? 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
738 We'll just get shrimp, he won't know the difference. 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
739 But the Joneses just have koi in their pond. 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
740 Face wise you look just like your picture, but you never mentioned the humpback. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
741 We're going to need a bigger grill. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
742 You catch it, you clean it! 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
743 You don't often see whales hitchhiking this far inland. 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
744 Let's not get too judgy, we've all changed a lot since college. 1.3300 0.06365 100 76 15 9
745 You could have told him that Monterey Bay is not on our way. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
746 I’d heard that you were a krill seeker… 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
747 Well.... I think it's time to address the whale in the car. 1.3300 0.06522 100 77 13 10
748 Hatchback, I said hatchback! 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
749 Well, we couldn't save it, so now what? 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
750 No, I _don't_ think adjusting the mirror is going to help. 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
751 We could always consider sperm donation. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
752 25 cents a pound, I couldn't walk away. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
753 Don't look now, but that jerk from the beach is tailgating us again. 1.3300 0.06365 100 76 15 9
754 Did you see how she just jumped in the backseat and curled up and went to sleep? 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
755 I guess I didn't understand what you meant by car pool. 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
756 Something's bothering you. What is it? 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
757 I guess this means re-thinking the Koi pond? 1.3300 0.05329 100 70 27 3
758 Fine, but you're cleaning up after it. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
759 What? I let you take the stray cat home. 1.3300 0.06675 100 78 11 11
760 If a cop pulls us over, try 'Call me Ishmael'. 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
761 Now will you call me Ishmael? 1.3300 0.06365 100 76 15 9
762 When you said lets "Save The Whales" I didn't think you meant it literally. 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
763 I still think the aquarium is going to notice he's missing. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
764 What can I say. I'm a sucker for garage sales. 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
765 I got it at Costco. 1.3300 0.06365 100 76 15 9
766 I figure if we can keep him alive, children will be no problem. 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
767 I'm sorry, but this is going to be your last ride with Uber. 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
768 Love that new car smell. 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
769 I've got to stop and pick up some krill. 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
770 Can you switch the radio over to sonar? 1.3300 0.06825 100 79 9 12
771 I'm driving slowly because when it's wet, this car tends to fishtail. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
772 Usually, a "whale" of a deal doesn't mean a real one. 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
773 Sure, be that way. But it works out to, like, two cents a pound. 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
774 I don't know what to do now that he's outgrown his carseat. 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
775 You were supposed to take only memories. 1.3300 0.06365 100 76 15 9
776 I found him ontop of my brother on the desert island. I couldn't just leave him there. 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
777 Next time, can we just bring a salad? 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
778 I know it's starting to smell but this way we can use the HOV lane to beat traffic. 1.3300 0.06675 100 78 11 11
779 Now we have to talk about the elephant in the bedroom. 1.3300 0.06522 100 77 13 10
780 Will a black lab sing to you? 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
781 I think next time we should go back to our regular car wash. 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
782 He said we should call him Ishmael. 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
783 We can't avoid it any longer. We need to talk about the whale in the car. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
784 Not in front of the W-H-A-L-E. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
785 I'm getting a little annoyed that you keep calling him the fish. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
786 You realize, don't you, that no one will believe us about the one that got away? 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
787 Ten cents a pound.How could I pass it up! 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
788 Do you have a better idea to qualify for the carpool lane? 1.3232 0.06230 99 75 16 8
789 Did you bring any plankton? 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
790 Really, of all the animals at the rescue shelter? 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
791 Well, next time you try to get a sitter on a Friday afternoon. 1.3232 0.06393 99 76 14 9
792 I've tried everything, even one of those little pine tree thingies. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
793 Actually, the expression is "elephant in the room." 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
794 I thought it would be more effective than a "Save the Whales" bumper sticker. 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
795 Seriously, he's normally not like this, it was that last shot of Drambuie in the blowhole that did him in.. 1.3232 0.06553 99 77 12 10
796 I thought carpooling would be a lot more fun. 1.3232 0.06230 99 75 16 8
797 The salesman said it was a hatchback,not humpback. 1.3232 0.06230 99 75 16 8
798 Did anything seem weird about that car wash to you? 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
799 I didn't know the Aquarium's "Adopt-A-Whale" program was so literal. 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
800 I wonder if Costco carries krill? 1.3232 0.06230 99 75 16 8
801 Wasn't this in last weeks cartoon? 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
802 Next time, let's stick to feeding the seagulls. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
803 Don’t make me come back there. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
804 No, Moby, for the last time, we aren't there yet. 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
805 Ok,four thousand Krill Burgers and a Diet Coke.What are you having? 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
806 You just "had" to save the whales, didn't you? 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
807 And you're sure this place allows pets? 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
808 I agreed to Jonah but you never mentioned his friend. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
809 I'm no doctor, but there have to be easier ways to elevate your sperm count. 1.3232 0.06708 99 78 10 11
810 I didn't think "Adopt A Whale" was to be taken literally. 1.3232 0.06230 99 75 16 8
811 He'll be just fine in the deep end. 1.3232 0.06393 99 76 14 9
812 OK big fella. You know the rules. This car does not move till all the seat belts are clicked. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
813 The kids would have been happy with some shells or salt water taffy. 1.3232 0.06553 99 77 12 10
814 Yeah, but once we reach the Pacific, our mileage will be great! 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
815 He doesn't understand what a Car Pool is? 1.3232 0.06393 99 76 14 9
816 You wanted a navigation system. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
817 This is the last time we go to the aquarium on pet rescue day. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
818 Well, we couldn't just leave him there 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
819 You wanted tail fins--you got tail fins. 1.3232 0.06230 99 75 16 8
820 Look. I think it's time we address the 8,000 pound whale in the car. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
821 Big mistake letting the kid bring it home. Say, where is Jonah anyway. 1.3232 0.06393 99 76 14 9
822 Please stop blubbering. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
823 I got it for forth place in the New Yorker Caption Contest. 1.3232 0.06230 99 75 16 8
824 You were right. Whale songs are much better live. 1.3232 0.05339 99 70 26 3
825 I just wish he knew something other than "Louie, Louie." 1.3232 0.06230 99 75 16 8
826 I'll cancel our Greenpeace membership. 1.3232 0.06553 99 77 12 10
827 We'll have to make a few adjustments to the car seat now that he's old enough to face forward. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
828 Did you remember his sponge? He loves his sponge. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
829 How was I supposed to know they can't hold their liquor? 1.3232 0.06393 99 76 14 9
830 20,000 leagues and you still won't ask for directions. 1.3232 0.06708 99 78 10 11
831 I miss airbags 1.3232 0.06393 99 76 14 9
832 He loves car rides! What was I supposed to do? 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
833 If she sings 'Sea Cruise' one more time, I'm going to lose it. 1.3232 0.06708 99 78 10 11
834 Sorry---I didn't know he'd be blubbering the whole way. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
835 Does it seem to you that the car is fishtailing? 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
836 I have no idea . . . but he showed up right after I had the ultra-sound. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
837 You know, sometimes I feel like he rescued me from SeaWorld. 1.3232 0.06393 99 76 14 9
838 What? We needed a third for the carpool lane. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
839 What was I supposed to do? He's miles from the ocean and needed a ride. 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
840 Are you sure this Whale Watchers Program is right for you? 1.3200 0.06495 100 78 12 10
841 The seats are comfortable, but it fishtails like crazy. 1.3200 0.06337 100 77 14 9
842 Nothing interesting ever happens to us. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
843 It didn't sound like it was going to be that far out of our way when he got in. 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
844 You should see the one that got away. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
845 Well, she has a valid Uber account, and last time she gave me a 5-star rating. 1.3163 0.06421 98 76 13 9
846 We could have just went with the bumper sticker. 1.3163 0.06583 98 77 11 10
847 Dan. The selfie will be totally worth it. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
848 Well, you agreed. I catch it and you clean it. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
849 I can't believe you forgot the tartar sauce. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
850 Did you remember to pack the krill? 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
851 All I know is that they told me that I got a whale of a deal..... 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
852 I swear, I read the fine print. Nowhere in the Adopt a Whale Program paperwork did it mention custody, let alone day trips to the beach! 1.3163 0.06583 98 77 11 10
853 He really hates going to the vet, doesn't he? 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
854 Yes, I'm sure: the hotel has a pool and a waterslide. 1.3163 0.05148 98 69 27 2
855 I don't know...kind of like someone left a tuna sandwich in the car. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
856 Worst. Aquatic-themed amusement park. Souvenir. Ever. 1.3163 0.06421 98 76 13 9
857 I don't care if this is a marine sanctuary--he has no right to be tailgating me like this. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
858 Do you think what they say about "object in mirror" is true? 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
859 I think we should put it back where we found it 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
860 If you teach a man to catch a whale, he won't have to fish for a lifetime. 1.3163 0.06583 98 77 11 10
861 Quit your blubbering or I'll turn this car around and put you back on that beach where I found you! 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
862 Perhaps a "Save The Whales" bumpersticker instead? 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
863 This sperm donor business is more work than I thought it would be. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
864 I'm just saying, adopting a puppy may have been more practical. 1.3163 0.06421 98 76 13 9
865 Don’t worry – this is nothing a little Febreze won’t fix. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
866 You'll thank me when we're zipping along in the three passengers or more HOV lane! 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
867 If you can think of an easier way to qualify for the carpool lane, I'd love to hear it. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
868 I know, but the Narwhal kept cracking the windshield. 1.3163 0.06421 98 76 13 9
869 I'm sure Amazon will have krill. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
870 When you said we could hump back in the car, I didn't think you meant this 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
871 It's bad enough that we can't talk about the elephant in the room... 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
872 Let's go to Starbuck's. 1.3163 0.06741 98 78 9 11
873 I don't get it. Wasn't the deal I catch, you cook? 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
874 What good's having a two-ton payload if you can't use it? 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
875 On the bright side, we only see the vet once a year. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
876 I'm betting your mother never wants to sit back there again. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
877 No blubbering in the back. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
878 So, is this your first time using Uber Pool? 1.3163 0.06421 98 76 13 9
879 That's were you're wrong. I did get you something romantic last year. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
880 You know, I think a gold fish would have been fine for a first pet. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
881 this rescue pet thing is getting out of hand. 1.3131 0.06364 99 77 13 9
882 We can take the HOV lane 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
883 Who needs directions, when we've got echolocation! 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
884 For some reason I keep thinking of your mother. 1.3131 0.06364 99 77 13 9
885 Do you think they'll accept it ? What if they already have one ? 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
886 When the salesman said it was a whale of a deal I just thought he meant it was a good price. 1.3131 0.05304 99 71 25 3
887 It's a mammal, not a fish. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
888 I TOLD you the playdate with Jonah was a bad idea. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
889 Still think a convertible is impractical? 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
890 It was too big to throw back . 1.3125 0.05196 96 68 26 2
891 Remind me again, how is this supposed to help save the whales? 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
892 I'm not a catch and release kind of guy. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
893 Can we please stop talking about my low sperm count? One is a lot! 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
894 You're the one who wanted to adopt. 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
895 You're Looking at me like I did it on purpose. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
896 Sorry buddy, but she DID call shotgun. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
897 I'm sorry, I thought you meant we were picking up your sister. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
898 Did you remember to get the organic, free-range plankton? 1.3125 0.06337 96 74 14 8
899 The kids are probably fine. There's a lot of room in a whale's stomach, and it's much quieter this way. 1.3125 0.06337 96 74 14 8
900 Did the car just fishtail? 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
901 But you knew marine biology was my hobby when you married me. 1.3125 0.06508 96 75 12 9
902 Wanna invite the neighborhood for sushi tonight? 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
903 You're the one who had to super-size it ... 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
904 I got a letter today...the car is being recalled due to a fishtailing problem. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
905 I don't care - he's tailgating. I'm doing the speed limit. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
906 I’m sick of listening to whale music. 1.3125 0.06508 96 75 12 9
907 'We'll say he followed us home.' 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
908 He was cute when he was little, but he's getting a little too big to keep as a pet now. 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
909 Anyone want a mint? 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
910 I traded in my hatchback for a humpback. 1.3125 0.06337 96 74 14 8
911 It'll be easier to get him out of the car, I promise. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
912 I told you already, we need 3 for the carpool lane 1.3125 0.05196 96 68 26 2
913 He says he wants to stop at Starbucks. 1.3125 0.06508 96 75 12 9
914 I thought you said your life lacked porpoise. 1.3125 0.06674 96 76 10 10
915 I hope they don’t call in an Ambergris Alert. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
916 It's Adopt a Highway or Save a Whale ? I get confused. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
917 No this is a Toyota Humpback... 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
918 Well then what exactly ARE tail fins? 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
919 Uh, yeah...what did *you* think "I brake for whales" meant? 1.3125 0.06508 96 75 12 9
920 But you knew I was a whale whisperer. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
921 This will impress our friends much more than adopting a rescue dog. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
922 "There are some exceptions to "Catch and Release". 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
923 Well, it was a whale of a deal. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
924 Brace yourself - I feel another blow coming! 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
925 What does he mean, "The krill is gone from our relationship?" 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
926 You're the one who's always saying that rescue pets are the best. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
927 When I bought the car online I thought it was hatchback, not humpback. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
928 You want to save the whales? I'm saving a whale. 1.3125 0.06337 96 74 14 8
929 Yes, we can drive "real slow" past the aquarium, but this is the last time. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
930 I guess I should park close to the shore. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
931 I think we're being tailed. 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
932 Think she's finally asleep? 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
933 I agree, after the ride, she gets a bath! 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
934 It's not an ambiguous idiom. I literally believe our relationship will not survive the 300,000 pound baleen whale in the convertible. 1.3125 0.06337 96 74 14 8
935 I knew that net would pay for itself! 1.3125 0.06337 96 74 14 8
936 We need a bigger carpool 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
937 Amazing what you can get in the back of a Prius 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
938 Do we need to stop for krill? 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
939 You call this whale watching? 1.3093 0.06613 97 77 10 10
940 Beginner's Luck. 1.3093 0.06448 97 76 12 9
941 I just don't think he'll be happy in Poughkeepsie. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
942 I don't believe in catch and release 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
943 Let's play that game where we try to think of something even weirder than Trump being elected president of the United States. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
944 At only $2.50 a pound, I couldn't resist. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
945 I told you it's roomier than it looks. 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
946 ...and tomorrow you need to go to the bank, the cleaners, and the car repair shop and tell them the car feels like it's fishtailing again. 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
947 Stop calling me Ishmael. 1.3053 0.06705 95 76 9 10
948 Do you know another song? 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
949 We shouldn't have waited so many years to throw it back in the ocean. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
950 I think I prefer the elephant in the room. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
951 Let's see them try to keep me out of the carpool lane now 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
952 Anyone need food or water? 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
953 Who knew Costco had sushi! 1.3053 0.06536 95 75 11 9
954 The sign only said it was illegal to take live SHELLS from the beach. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
955 He was a rescue whale from from a recent deserted island cartoon. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
956 You were the one who didn't want kids. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
957 Listen honey, I’m sorry. I could have sworn I heard the salesman say the car had a hatchback. 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
958 Is it still true that objects in the mirror are closer than they appear? 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
959 It's a natural, biodegradable fuel source. What the hell is the problem? 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
960 I'm going to speed up and try to lose this tail. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
961 I'm just saying, if he can afford that much sushi, he can afford the cab fare home! 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
962 Wait 'til you hear him sing. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
963 If this doesn't clear out our plankton problem, then I promise to clean the pool. 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
964 Well, the price was right. Willy was free. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
965 Hatchback, humpback, tomato, tomatoe... 1.3053 0.06536 95 75 11 9
966 It'll be good to see the hot tub used again. 1.3053 0.05200 95 68 25 2
967 I couldn't just leave him; he didn't have a ride home. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
968 Did you hear that crap about baleen whales stalking Japanese cars? 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
969 Well it's not as bad as the elephant in the room 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
970 I know a sushi chef who might be interested. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
971 If you wanted help sleeping you could have just bought that whale sounds CD. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
972 "It's time to take him back to the school". 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
973 And for your information, I do not "jump into things". 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
974 You knew what you were getting into when you married a marine biologist. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
975 We are going to RULE the HOV lane! 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
976 To be honest, this isn't the sort of 'whale watching' I had in mind. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
977 Now they will have to believe me. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
978 One of you is going to have to get out and push. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
979 You're sure he said he wanted to spend Labor Day in the Hamptons? 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
980 You just don't see whales hitching anymore. I had to stop. 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
981 Finally, I’m able to drive a car with tail fins. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
982 Fine, I'll admit it. We're lost. 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
983 You got extra tartar sauce, right? 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
984 Really honey, it's just a fluke. 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
985 I could swear I told the salesman I wanted a hatchback!! 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
986 I think it's time to change the air freshener. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
987 Hey, it's only a metaphor. 1.3053 0.06536 95 75 11 9
988 Looks like he's moving in for the krill. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
989 Your profile said that you liked pets! 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
990 Next time TELL me what you want for your birthday!!!!!!!!!! 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
991 did you remember to fill the pool? 1.3053 0.06705 95 76 9 10
992 Honey, did you forget to pack the krill? 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
993 I just couldn't put her in a kennel. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
994 This Save the Whales thing is a lot harder than it's made out to be. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
995 The check engine light is on again. 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
996 Well, that's the last time we go on vacation to Nantucket. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
997 I am not trying to back out. It's just that when you said that you wanted to save the whales I thought it was more of a financial proposition. 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
998 Costco sure has some great deals, huh? 1.3053 0.06536 95 75 11 9
999 So don't you want to hear about the one that got away? 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1000 It wasn't me either. 1.3053 0.06536 95 75 11 9
1001 Enough about my sperm count already! 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1002 Next time you'd better order an UberXL. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1003 I promised to help with his pod-cast. 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
1004 For dinner, so far we have one vote for krill. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1005 You guys feelin' sushi? 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1006 I hate to say this, but I liked this song better on the album. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1007 Pull over. We're supposed to keep him rear-facing until age two. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1008 I've always wanted a car with big tailfins. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1009 Yes, it's cramped, but it has a 5-star rear-impact safety rating. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1010 What fishy smell? 1.3053 0.06536 95 75 11 9
1011 For the last time, it's mother was NOT going to come back for it any minute. 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
1012 I get "Save THE whales" but "Save THIS whale" is a bit much. 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
1013 I picked him up hitchhiking outside the Sea World parking lot. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1014 No honey..... I said pick me up with the HATCHback. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1015 I still can't figure out where that smell is coming from. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1016 I am not cleaning it. Or the car. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1017 He was blubbering so badly I just had to give him a lift. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1018 Don't look at me, you chose Uber Pool. 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
1019 I've been driving the speed limit, but someone's been riding my tail since we left San Diego. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1020 You used to like Moby when we were dating. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1021 I'm told it's a perfectly acceptable housewarming gift in Japan. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1022 I couldn't leave him stranded. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1023 The next time you get a whale of a deal talk to me first. 1.3053 0.06705 95 76 9 10
1024 Are you sure Costco sells krill? 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1025 Once I accepted the ride request I had to take him, or it would have killed my driver rating. 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
1026 Is the car fishtailing? 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1027 I said it was a deal for a whale, not a whale of deal 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
1028 Fine, I'll talk about it. 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
1029 What a fluke! 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
1030 I know, I know, but look at what we saved! 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1031 See? You couldn't do this in a Tesla. 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
1032 When I said our car was too small to carry a whale in the back seat I was only joking about your mother. Your family takes things so literally. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1033 Would you please quit nagging - it's always Jonah, Jonah, Jonah... 1.3053 0.06536 95 75 11 9
1034 My mistake. I told Siri to reserve us a hatchback. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1035 Your Tinder said whale of a time! Not time with whale! 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1036 If I stop saying the word sperm, can we keep him? 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1037 Then roll up your window! The point is, we won't have to go back to Costco for three weeks! 1.3021 0.06475 96 76 11 9
1038 I told you I had a big dick 1.3021 0.06475 96 76 11 9
1039 What makes you think I don't know what I'm doing? 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1040 Okay, Okay..I didn't realize it said "come have a whale FOR a time" 1.2979 0.06387 94 74 12 8
1041 No! I was not talking about your mother. We literally have a whale riding us. 1.2979 0.06387 94 74 12 8
1042 What does woooowwooeeeeewonnmmmwwwaaarrmmmoooeeee mean? 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1043 It's a carpool. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1044 So is this a hybrid? 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1045 As if the 600 pound gorilla in our living room wasn't bad enough. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1046 I know, I know....and stop calling me Ishmael 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1047 Yes ,I have heard of catch and release, why. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1048 Think of it as saving them one whale at a time. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1049 Let's see if he likes the car wash better. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1050 It seems our 'Whale On Board' sticker has made zero difference. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1051 Well, it's too late to throw him back now! 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1052 I’ve had enough of his singing. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1053 You just had to prove that you can "speak whale." 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1054 How are we on krill? 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1055 He's tailgating us, I swear. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1056 Well to be fair, you did bring back a lot of seashells. 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
1057 we should have let this one get away 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1058 Oh, come on! We stopped for krill not more than 5 minutes ago. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1059 Next time let's just go trout fishing. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1060 Before we address the elephant in the room, there's something more pressing I've been meaning to talk to you about. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1061 Well, which is it--are we not picking up hitchhikers, or are we saving the whales? 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1062 Look, it's Uber. And no, I don't have to explain. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1063 Well, now's a hell of a time to find out you're allergic. 1.2979 0.06387 94 74 12 8
1064 You left plankton in the trunk again, didn't you.?! 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1065 Sorry for the odor, ma'am, but due to budget cuts Greenpeace will be using UberPool for whale relocations. 1.2979 0.06387 94 74 12 8
1066 It's my new echolocation system. My GPS is on the fritz. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1067 You know, I still think you should have just gotten a t-shirt. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1068 It's our first date. We should be talking more about YOUR interests. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1069 We should only buy fish at Costco if we are having company. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1070 After this one I promise, I'll go vegan 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1071 Maybe we should have gotten a cat. 1.2979 0.06387 94 74 12 8
1072 Don't look at me like that. You said you wanted a 'rescue'! 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1073 I said on my profile that my memoir would read like "On the Road" meets "Moby-Dick." I feel like I was pretty clear. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1074 We're not getting anywhere near the gas mileage the dealership promised. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1075 I swear, the ad said it was a hatch-back. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1076 ... whale kabobs, whale creole, whale gumbo, pan-fried, deep-fried, pineapple whale .... 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1077 What did you think I meant by carpooling? 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1078 This way we don't have to carpool with Larry. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1079 Well, you brought home that stray kitten last week 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1080 Sorry, we stopped for krill an hour ago. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1081 We usually don't pick up hitch hikers, but you don't seem like a killer. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1082 Why is this guy tailing me? 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1083 The humpback is much more eco-friendly than the hatchback. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1084 The way he wiggled his tail at me... I just couldn't say "no". 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1085 Does this mean I have to call YOU Ishmael? 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1086 Now we can use the HOV lane. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1087 Climate change. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1088 I'll admit, when the salesman said it had a Humpback Seat, I had something completely different in mind. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1089 Wake up honey, I just went through a big puddle. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1090 So now we have an elephant in the room, AND a whale in the back seat. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1091 It seems like we always end up with leftovers when we eat at Ahabs'. 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
1092 I just don't understand why we can't serve Chilean sea bass like everyone else. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1093 Last whale I'm helping you save! 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1094 Do you think we should just get a "Save the Whales" bumper sticker instead? 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1095 No, YOU get him to fasten his seat belt. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1096 C'mon, he was my best friend in college. I can't leave him out to dry! 1.2979 0.05202 94 68 24 2
1097 This. This, Gwen, is why I wanted an SUV. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1098 If you ask one more time, 'How much longer to the ocean?' I'm turning this car around. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1099 He would have fit in the 5-series. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1100 A "whale of a good time" isn't nearly as fun as it sounds. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1101 This IS how I save the whales. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1102 Please---no more spouting off in the car. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1103 Actually they're mammals, not fish. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1104 Its too little throw it back. Its too big throw it back. Nothing ever pleases you does it. 1.2979 0.06563 94 75 10 9
1105 The rental car guy gave me a great deal on the echolocation navigation package. 1.2979 0.06563 94 75 10 9
1106 and ...... it's full of omega 3 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1107 I cant understand why this car keeps fishtailing? 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1108 What low-frequency noise? 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1109 I asked for a hatchback, not a Humpback 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1110 Station wagon? I thought you said cetacean wagon! 1.2979 0.06563 94 75 10 9
1111 I'm not sure that he'll be better off at the lake than he was at Sea World. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1112 Do the kids ALWAYS have to get what they want? 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1113 I asked for a 'hatchback' but they heard 'humpback.' 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1114 After this, I promise. No more hitchhikers. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1115 I can’t rescue every whale … but I made a difference to this one. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1116 The salesman assured me the car had no flood damage. 1.2979 0.06563 94 75 10 9
1117 He feeds on plankton. Your goldfish will be fine. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1118 How much Wasabi do you think we'll need? 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1119 The portions are good, but they never give you enough tartar sauce. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1120 The problem with having a truck is everyone calls you when they need help migrating. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1121 But you said you wanted a car with fins. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1122 Please. Call me Ishmael. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1123 Oh, you said 'hatchback.' 1.2979 0.06563 94 75 10 9
1124 C'mon, you saw the way she looked at me. 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
1125 I don't even notice the krill odor anymore. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1126 Honey, just learn to live with it. You know, like I do with your Mother. 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
1127 Do you think we are being too literal in response to Save The Whale? 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
1128 O.K., have it your way. You heard a humpback whale sing. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1129 Is this not what you meant when you said you wanted to hump back at my place? 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1130 I'm finished with your 'save the whales' crusade. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1131 No, honey, I called the whale BEHIND us a blubber-ass! 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1132 Is his seat belt buckled ? 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1133 Trust me, he's much better off with us than at Seaworld. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1134 We may need to rethink our bumper stickers. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1135 I think your beach combing is getting out of hand. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1136 At least you won't kill this one by overfeeding it. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1137 One vote for Italian and one for plankton. So it's up to me. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1138 I think we just hit something! 1.2903 0.06590 93 75 9 9
1139 It's my emotional support whale 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
1140 Next time you buy a car on line, try asking if it's ever been under water. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1141 This is the worst drawing I've ever been in 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1142 See, this is exactly why we need a convertible! 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1143 How are we fixed for tartar sauce? 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1144 So, just one time I pick up a hitchhiker, and you're gonna give me that look the rest of the trip? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1145 I still think it's important we both show up for his first day back to school. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1146 It's a '67 Barracuda, why? 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1147 The odor will go away - but we'll have a great fish story forever. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1148 It runs on gasoline, electricity, or whale oil. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1149 I guess the backup camera wasn't working. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1150 Are you getting any air back there? 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1151 Dont worry, all these new cars come with Sonar 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
1152 If you don't quit your blubbering, I will turn this car around. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1153 Next time you might want to opt for the uberXL 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1154 I just need to make a quick stop at the krill store. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1155 You said you didn't want children, 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1156 Getting a hybrid wasn't enough for you? 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1157 Do the tail fins look too ostentatious? 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1158 At least I get to drive in the HOV lane. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1159 It'd just be nice if he offered to chip in for gas is all I'm saying. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1160 Okay, okay. So I meant to write “hatchback,” not “humpback.” But you’ve got to admit, the rental car agency was *extremely* accommodating! 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1161 Hatchback, humpback - you do mumble a lot, honey. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1162 Well I think it's OK to be a sperm donor 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
1163 Beats me where I got him. I took Ambien last night. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1164 Why do you say this is your worst first date? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1165 You're quiet . . . Still thinking about the one that got away? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1166 I caught it. You fillet it. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1167 I get the sense you're having second thoughts about getting me that 3-D printer. 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
1168 I think he doesn't fully understands the concept of car pools. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
1169 I had something else in mind when you signed up to adopt a whale. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1170 ...And it has a ton of tail-room. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1171 What does the doctor plan to do with the sperm sample? 1.2903 0.06590 93 75 9 9
1172 I had to bring it home. If I tell them it was "THIS BIG" they'd just laugh at me. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1173 I still won't buy a minivan. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
1174 he wanted a lift to the nearest whaleway station 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1175 It's no different from picking up your Mom, only a lot more quiet. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1176 Every year we tell your mother that we don't want any more holiday whales, and yet... 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1177 He prefers Moby Richard. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1178 Now I can write the great American novel 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1179 I wasn't aware that saving the whales included gas and tolls. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1180 What if the cat doesn't like whale meat? 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1181 You know how the rearview mirror says, "Objects are closer than they appear." Well... 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1182 It IS cheaper than buying it by the ounce! 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1183 Start looking for a pet friendly rest area. We should let him out to spout. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1184 I don't think so. If we had a bigger car, you'd want to rescue its mother. 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
1185 Doesn't your friend know any other kinds of songs? 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1186 Really, Margaret, do you have to save everything? 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1187 OK, what we can't get in the fridge we'll give to your Aunt Sally 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1188 I told him he could be anything he wanted to be, how'd I know he'd say whale? 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1189 He said it was only a few leagues. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1190 He did call shotgun first. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1191 I feel that there's something you are not telling me. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1192 I'd feel better if we had a humpback seat. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1193 Stop being such a Moby Dick. 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
1194 Do you think Petco carries krill? 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1195 Trust me, if it gets carsick we're rich. 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
1196 Do you think we can use the HOV lane? 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
1197 So we're agreed: The New Yorker has been having too many whale cartoons. 1.2903 0.06590 93 75 9 9
1198 I told Jonah we'd pick him up. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1199 There are times, Honey, when Catch and Release ceases to be an option. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1200 Stop saying "you're gonna need a bigger car!" 1.2903 0.06590 93 75 9 9
1201 but think of how much we saved by buying in bulk! 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1202 Do you smell something? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1203 If I hear that song one more time I'll go nuts. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1204 Well the wedding invitation DID say "something blue" !!! 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
1205 We gotta get a new ride-share app. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1206 No problem. There's a backup camera. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1207 It's ok to pick up hitchers if they're endangered. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1208 It's a 2016 Ford Flounder 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1209 Okay, I admit it--we may be a little lost. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1210 Will you two stop blubbering up there? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1211 It's a hell of a lot better than the elephant in the room. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1212 Now what? 1.2872 0.06350 94 75 11 8
1213 You couldn't have just joined "Save the Monarch Butterfly", eh? 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1214 Why does he always want to go to the beach. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1215 They shouldn't ding us for normal wear and tear. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1216 Goodbye hatchback, hello humpback. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1217 I told you this would happen if your mother didn't go on a diet! 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1218 Think the guys will believe me now ? 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1219 Let's talk about the whale in the car. 1.2857 0.06497 91 73 10 8
1220 Really? Of ALL the possible interpretations of "Save the Whales", that was the ONLY one that resonated with you? 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1221 For a first date, I think this is going rather well. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1222 I'm so over car-sharing. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1223 It's like I always say: teach a man to fish and you feed him for life. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1224 You should have said it was caviar you wanted. How was I to know there are two kinds of Beluga? 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1225 Okay, maybe I do go a little crazy when I shop at Costco. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1226 We don't usually pick up hitchhikers, but we figure you've got quite a tale. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1227 You never like what I buy at Costco. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1228 I told you, Google Maps said this is the fastest route. 1.2857 0.06682 91 74 8 9
1229 I'm beginning to think global warming is a problem 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1230 Don't call me Ishmael. 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1231 Need me to scoot my seat forward? 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1232 As soon as we drop this last Uber passenger off, I promise we can start date night! 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1233 This is far forward as my seat will go. Stop blubbering. 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1234 Remind me to pick up one of those pine tree thingies. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1235 Sure looked cute in the rescue center pool. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1236 I thought we'd make a donation to a sperm bank today. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1237 If anyone asks tell them it's local. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1238 You have to admit, Carol, he makes our car pool a fabulous pun. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1239 Next rest area, it's your turn! 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1240 Is it just me, or does a full tank of gas not go as far as it used to? 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1241 I don't smell anything. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1242 I get it, "catch and release," but first I've just got to show this one to the guys. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1243 I distinctly remember telling you that it was a whale of a deal. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1244 You know, we'll have to check with the rabbi to see if it's kosher. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1245 But the guys would never believe me. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1246 And twelve gallons of cocktail sauce... 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1247 You're the one who insisted on a hybrid! 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1248 I swear I don't know how that sperm got on the back seat. 1.2857 0.06497 91 73 10 8
1249 He knew it was just for the summer. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1250 How was school? 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1251 Hatchback, humpback, what's the difference? 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1252 I thought the new tires were supposed to prevent fishtailing. 1.2857 0.06497 91 73 10 8
1253 I thought the whale noises would be soothing. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1254 Why doesn't he just go around. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1255 That's enough car pooling. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1256 At least it is not an elephant and it is not in our living room 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1257 Why don't you just get a dog, like everyone else? 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1258 Yes, I got a cetacean for speeding. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1259 While you were napping we barely made it through a flash flood. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1260 We'll need a bigger booster seat soon. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1261 I was very clear in my profile that I live and breath marine biology. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1262 Why is it always about what you want? 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1263 You're gonna need a bigger car. 1.2857 0.06682 91 74 8 9
1264 Well I wasn't going to make him swim home! 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1265 At least he's not complaining about leg room. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1266 They were out of the hatchbacks so I got a humpback. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1267 Do you hear something ambient? 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1268 I know what you're thinking, but the carpool lane is actually faster than the Gulf Stream this time of day. 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1269 You said you wanted a pet that didn't shed. 1.2857 0.05012 91 66 24 1
1270 There is no catch. 1.2857 0.06682 91 74 8 9
1271 This is the one that ate my dad. I'm sure of it this time. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1272 You were in the same bad mood when the kids brought home goldfish. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1273 HOV lane, we all work at the aquarium. It's a win-win. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1274 Oh, I thought you said lets burn some blubber! 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1275 I don't want to hear about the one that got away... 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1276 It's a Sicilian message ... 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1277 Perhaps we should have just gone with our instincts and gotten the kids that puppy. 1.2857 0.06497 91 73 10 8
1278 All right, have it your way - you heard a whale sing. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1279 I think it's time to remove the booster seat. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1280 Ok if the echo location app doesn't work, then we can stop and ask for directions. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1281 What's the big deal? Only you can sing in the car? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1282 I know. Don't pick up hitchhikers. But this is a whole lot of omega 3. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1283 I'm second-guessing this whole car pool thing. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1284 I think you should sit in the back with her in case she gets nervous. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1285 We need a carpool. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1286 Well, I guess we better talk about the elephant in the room... 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1287 I'm so tired of trying to impress you. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1288 Your profile didn't mention dependants 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1289 I thought we were picking up your sister. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1290 Because you had too much to drink, that's why. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1291 I had hoped there was a cash alternative to the grand prize. I was wrong and I'm sorry. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1292 Well the vet doesn't do housecalls 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1293 Okay...Okay.... But YOU said, "it has to be wild caught!" 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1294 I know it's unusual for a first date. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1295 Everything has to be over-the-top for you, doesn't it? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1296 How about switching to 'Save the Chihuahuas' ? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1297 Turns out I was bidding on the wrong eBay. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1298 The whale tank clearly said 'you touch it you buy it.' 1.2778 0.06520 90 73 9 8
1299 You read the bumper sticker, right? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1300 I have some bad news about what happened while you were asleep. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
1301 "He's a pilot whale which is ten times better than our GPS". 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1302 Okay, okay, but, who else would've given him a ride? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1303 This car fishtails more than most. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1304 Greg had to admit the word 'carpool' might be misleading to some species. 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
1305 It still beats having a pot-bellied pig. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1306 Can we please Free Willy ? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1307 A dog would have been easier. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
1308 Even the Johnson's have a coy pond, I wanted something different. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1309 Become an Uber driver you said, it will be easy you said. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1310 Tonight I think you should call me Ishmael. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1311 Tell me the truth. What did we take at the party? 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
1312 OK, OK. You were right. Ocean Mist is a little too rich. We'll go with the Fresh Pine scent next time. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
1313 I feel like seafood tonight. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1314 No, I still don't want a minivan. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1315 All I'm saying is you could've sponsored a koala instead 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1316 You understand "adopt" is just a metaphor, right? 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1317 The '57s had bigger fins. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1318 You never like my ideas. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1319 SONAR comes standard. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1320 ...And you think they''ll believe THIS story? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1321 Next time, I buy the bait. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1322 You think the new save the whales bumper sticker is a bit much? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1323 Look, it was just lying there on the beach, and you're always saying we should get a pet. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1324 You mind if we stop at the next service station? I need to spray my blowhole. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1325 Anything happen while I dozed off just then? 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1326 The breeder assured me it's great with kids. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1327 I said backseat "thrill" seeking, not "krill" seeking. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1328 What's he blubbering about in the back seat? 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1329 'Don't worry,' you said. 'The car is big enough,' you said. 'We don't need to pay for delivery,' you said. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1330 So glad you opted for the hybrid... 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
1331 Remember, tell your mother to keep the cat in the basement. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1332 This is the last time I agree to take the leftovers at your family's Inuit Thanksgiving 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
1333 This gives new meaning to a whale watch. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1334 Ok, the next time I order a hatchback on ZipCar, I'll check for auto-corrects. 1.2778 0.06520 90 73 9 8
1335 ... casseroles, grilled steaks, seafood salads, soups and stews, not to mention sushi...and possibly lamp oil and handbags...even corsets and hats, maybe. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1336 Did I hit him? Did you hear a thump? Oh, God, I think I hit him! 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1337 You said no cats 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
1338 I was lucky to fit his bike in the trunk 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1339 I hope you don't mind but I need to drop someone off at the marina first. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1340 I thought the salesman said, "Whale of a car," not whale in a car. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1341 Do I lead with 'You won't believe this fish story' or 'I've got a whale of a tale to tell you'? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1342 Well.. you were the one who wanted to go whale watching! 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1343 I think your definition of catch and release is too narrow. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1344 Thanks for calling shotgun. 1.2778 0.06520 90 73 9 8
1345 The difference is Seaworld keeps whales in captivity, while I'm just an enthusiast. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
1346 Next time, let's go with something other than Sea Mist on the air freshener. 1.2778 0.06520 90 73 9 8
1347 This hybrid gets 40 nautical miles per gallon. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1348 If you say "We should have went with the Shit-zu" one more time... 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1349 Uh-oh, we have a whale-gater. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1350 Did I tell you about the one that didn't get away? 1.2778 0.06520 90 73 9 8
1351 Imagine what would happen if it said, "Save The Planet." 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
1352 Sad eyes; right. Now we have to house train him. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1353 So now you're gonna tell me about the one that got away? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1354 I asked the dealer to throw in some Beluga, but I meant the caviar 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1355 I heard new orca as new yorker! 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1356 Looks like somebody can’t start the migration fast enough. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1357 The Hudson or the East? 1.2778 0.06520 90 73 9 8
1358 Time to give up beach-combing, Barb. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1359 So, what's with all the whales in New Yorker cartoons these days? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1360 Well, something's clicking. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1361 Okay, okay, but it's not every week there's a closeout sale at Sea World. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1362 Look - I needed a third rider for the express lane, OK? 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1363 Just how far under water is our mortgage? 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1364 I don't think you realize we're under water. 1.2747 0.06264 91 73 11 7
1365 Shotgun? Dream on Moby... 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1366 I'm not saying I'm against picking up hitchhikers. I'm just saying that sometimes it's a judgement call. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1367 I told you he had his fin up and was looking for a ride. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1368 Don't you think he's gotten big enough to get to school on his own? 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1369 Well, I had to give him a lift, I felt sorry for him, he was blubbering. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1370 This is the last time we pickup hitchhikers to the aquarium. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1371 I think your "Save the Whales" sentiment has gone too far! 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1372 Moby is as much a part of this family as you or I! 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1373 Why did we bother saving this whale if we're never going to use it? 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1374 We met on a desert island. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1375 I think that bumper stickers should be taken literally. 1.2747 0.06264 91 73 11 7
1376 What elephant in the room? 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1377 You said we could get a pet 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1378 You never said the word 'inflatable'. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1379 You must admit the sounds are calming when we’re gridlocked 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1380 I'm telling you he's right on my tail. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1381 We've drove off a bridge. We're trapped in our car underwater. What else can go wrong? 1.2747 0.06456 91 74 9 8
1382 Do you know a good bar and krill? 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
1383 Mammal. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1384 The mechanic's explanation for why we have a sagging rear end seems a little fishy to me. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1385 So we agree to disagree? 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1386 I really think she meant "Kale." And we forgot milk. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1387 I thought you told me size doesn't matter. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1388 I still think a dog would have been easier 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1389 Whalegater! 1.2717 0.06392 92 75 9 8
1390 We've got to find a vet who makes house calls. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1391 Guys, is there any plankton in my teeth? 1.2717 0.06392 92 75 9 8
1392 Next time we get a sitter. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1393 Are you sure this is how Pokemon Go is supposed to work? 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1394 How can we pass this off as road kill? 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1395 Now don't you wish we got the minivan? 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1396 Don't you miss that new leather smell? 1.2697 0.06543 89 73 8 8
1397 I know, but $3.95 a pound is hard to pass up. 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1398 So is this your first uberpool? 1.2697 0.06543 89 73 8 8
1399 I promised you a 'Whale of a Good Time' and I mean to deliver! 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1400 That was one helluva pothole. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1401 I told you I was giving up deer hunting. 1.2697 0.04993 89 66 22 1
1402 I've got it all figured out. The kids get the pool on the odd days. 1.2697 0.04993 89 66 22 1
1403 Wouldn't the guys have taken your word for it? 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1404 It's part of his 10-point migration plan. 1.2697 0.06543 89 73 8 8
1405 Does this make it legal to drive in the HOV lane now? 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1406 You know I always wanted to do my part to save the whales. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1407 What did you expect when you married someone named Ahab? 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1408 The next time someone asks you heads or tails, choose one or the other. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1409 She's right. She did say "shotgun." 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1410 Do you have a breath mint? 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1411 Your profile said you liked Moby. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1412 ok that's not what really happened. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1413 It's about the elephant in the room, isn't it? 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1414 It will be company for the elephant in the room. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1415 Well, you wanted Seafood! 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1416 When they asked us to feed their fish for a few days... 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1417 So tell me about the one that got away. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1418 It'll look good over the fireplace. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1419 Like I said, it's a free Willy. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1420 I'm getting terrible gas mileage. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1421 He may be a baby but I don't think we will need the booster seat any longer. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1422 I couldn't help it, the look on his face, he wanted to come home with us. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1423 well, at least somebody will use the pool now..... 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1424 THIS ISN'T WHAT I THOUGHT WHEN YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO SAVE SPERM 1.2697 0.06543 89 73 8 8
1425 No, it appears I don't know what 'carpool' actually means. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1426 Well if this isn't one whale of a hump day... 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1427 I don't know what made me think of this but did you say that your mother is staying with us this weekend? 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1428 You know what this means, don't you? Whale salad sandwiches for months! 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1429 They had sea horses, angle fish, and goldfish, but no, he's so cute honey let's get the whale. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1430 if you clean it; I'll cook it 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1431 Can we talk about the whale in the car? 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1432 Oh, stop complaining - you got shotgun and he's paying for his third of the gas. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1433 Look, the ocean's not far away and he had a winning smile. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1434 We're gonna need a bigger tank. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1435 You thought I said hatchback? 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1436 We're goin' to need a bigger fish tank. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1437 OK, ok. I should have spent the extra 5 bucks to have it filleted.. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1438 "It's cheaper to buy bulk....". 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1439 Well sor-ry! Not every methane-powered car is going to be exactly what you want! 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1440 It just feels like you're always annoyed about something. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1441 This is the worst Uber Pool of my life. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1442 Do we have freezer bags? 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1443 It's a vegetarian, we're vegetarians. What's your problem? 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
1444 Let's see little Johnny get out of his car seat now. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1445 Who'll tell the kids they can't use the swimming pool? 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1446 I hate backseat metaphors. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1447 I'm just glad we didn't opt for 4 whale drive. This is more than enough! 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1448 The kids nagging about not having enough fish for their aquarium ends today. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1449 I told you he'd outgrow the aquarium. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1450 I do hope you're not going to start blubbering again. 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
1451 Well, we've finally dealt with "the elephant in the room." What shall we tackle next? 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
1452 You tell him we're not going out for krill again. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1453 I hate these "you touch it, you buy it" policies. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1454 For the last time, yes, they have a pool! 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1455 Okay, so we'll need to buy a bigger bowl. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1456 OK, I'll bite. Why 'Ishmael?' 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1457 The rear airbag in this car is organic! 1.2644 0.06633 87 72 7 8
1458 Don’t tell your sister we’re not using a car seat. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1459 We are never going to the animal shelter again! 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1460 I'm happy to help, but just how big is your fish tank? 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1461 We'll just have to get a bigger bowl. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1462 How could I possibly 'smell like krill'? 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1463 They won't say 'fish story' this time. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1464 You couldn't just leave it at the elephant in the room. 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
1465 I thought he said "hatchback," but he must have said "humpback." 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1466 "Jonah doesn't get out much, does he? 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1467 Well, you're the one who wanted seafood take-out. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1468 What did the mechanic say about that wailing noise? 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1469 How Stella Got Her Humpback 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1470 You just had to save a whale. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1471 You know...sometimes, winner doesn't have to take ALL. 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
1472 OK, I promise next time I won't commit to pet-sitting without talking to you first> 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1473 In a year, everyone will be talking about "Sea-to-Table". 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1474 Next time you find a whale of a deal can you just walk away? 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1475 See, I told you everything would fit. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1476 'No singing in the car' 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
1477 I guess we could just hang up signs and maybe someone will claim her. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1478 Let's just hope we don't draw anyone's attention. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1479 Well, you can remind Willy there that gas isn't free. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1480 You buckled the kids in first, right? 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1481 Well, don't give me that snide look. You're the one who said it's cheaper to buy in bulk. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1482 Blue? Flipper? ... Fido? 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
1483 "Really, you thought saying "We're gonna need a bigger car" was still funny? 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1484 What makes you think I have a Melville complex? 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1485 I think you are taking this "Save The Whales" thing a little too far. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1486 Watch her, I couldn't get the seatbelt to lock. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1487 This is exactly why I hate carnival games. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1488 He gives me great traction in the snow. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1489 Did we have to bring your mother? 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
1490 Look, I'm not getting rid of him. We've been through a lot together. We're survivors. You wouldn't understand; you didn't see last week's cartoon. 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
1491 This wasn't what I had in mind when you said "Free Willy". 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1492 Call me idiot. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1493 Five fathoms since last time you asked. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1494 Ok, I'm pretty sure this metaphor isn't working. 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
1495 Google krill store. 1.2644 0.06633 87 72 7 8
1496 I'm glad you called shotgun. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1497 so, you save whales? 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1498 Why can't you just collect shells like everyone else? 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1499 Now that you've landed a whale, they'll have to make you a Partner! 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1500 Well, it's the one that didn't get away. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1501 Honey, I think we're being tailed. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1502 I told you we should have rented the full size. 1.2644 0.06633 87 72 7 8
1503 I thought you were bringing the krill. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1504 I don't love her for the shape of her body, I love her for the size of her brain. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1505 ...and just where do you plan to save this one? 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1506 At first I thought he was just a fluke, but then he grew on me 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1507 I will consult the GPS next time, okay? 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1508 Well, I'm glad we got that behind us." 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1509 I know, I know...I should have kept the living room set and traded it in for Door # 2. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1510 It's your imagination. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1511 One last stop at Costco for the jumbo pallet of Krill. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1512 Yes! But it took them a while to work the bugs out of the Tesla too. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1513 Then I guess we're going to the beach. Again. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1514 He's tailgating us. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1515 We need to discuss the elephant in the room. 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
1516 Did you bring his water tank? 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1517 OK, OK, so I didn't see the 'Fish Crossing' Sign. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1518 He's chipping in for gas. 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
1519 You smell anything ? 1.2644 0.04755 87 64 23 0
1520 We should of just taken a Picture!!! 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1521 We can put him in the pool. We just have to clear it with the condo association. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1522 Thank you for using Uber Tidal Pool 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1523 At 10 cents a pound, we couldn't pass it up. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1524 For once, could you spare me 'the elephant in the room' talk? 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
1525 Well, can't you find a recipe? 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1526 Next time don't bring the whole sperm just the sample. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1527 Hey, you were the one that wanted fins 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1528 I think they're tailgating on porpoise. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1529 he used to play with Bob Marley 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1530 If we have another, you know, we'll need a minivan. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1531 He'll be a perfect mate for the elephant in the living room. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1532 I don't like the smell of plankton either, but we need to stay in the HOV lane. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1533 Be nice, honey. You're making him feel like a fifth whale. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1534 Next vacation your not getting any souvenirs ! 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1535 I swear I told the dealership hatchback... 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
1536 Perhaps you'd prefer a ride-sharing service that discriminates? 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1537 And what if I told you he is already fully-grown? 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1538 What do you mean did I shower this morning? 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1539 It wouldn't fit in the cooler. It wouldn't even fit in the trunk. What else was I supposed to do? 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1540 Honey Bun, have you put on a few lbs? I 've got it floored and I can't get over 20 mph . 1.2644 0.06633 87 72 7 8
1541 You always said you wanted to adopt a rescue. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1542 Low sperm count? No problem. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1543 Is it bigger than it appears or closer than it appears? Either way, we're screwed. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1544 We'll tell your mother he's a rescue. She'll understand. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1545 Your plaice or mine? 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1546 What? He was stranded and needed a ride. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1547 Uh oh, I think that's Greenpeace following us. 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
1548 I didn't know Greenpeace was going to be so literal. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1549 "Penny for your thoughts...' 1.2644 0.06633 87 72 7 8
1550 Don't say anything about lamp oil and we'll be fine. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1551 It happens every time we walk into a pet store. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1552 I'm getting that catch-and-release thing. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1553 It's a long story but that's right, everyone just calls me Ishmael. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1554 Sorry, UberPool is still working out the kinks. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1555 Some have greatness thrust upon them. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1556 One back-seat driver is enough, dear. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1557 I AM pressing the peddle! 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1558 I got rid of the elephant in the room, didn't I? 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1559 If he doesn't like the pool, we can take him back. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1560 I specifically stated that I wanted the Porsche with the whale tail. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1561 It's amazing what you can find on the Craigslist "Free" want ads these days. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1562 This is the last time we pick a rideshare at Marine Life World. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1563 YOU NEVER BELIEVE ANYTHING I TELL YOU! 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1564 Well, you should have thought about going to the ocean before we left. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1565 We're going to need a bigger car. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1566 The irony here is that Captain Ahab is a third cousin on my mother's side 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
1567 I knew you had a lot of baggage, but isn't this a little extreme? 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1568 Okay, before we get to the drive-up window,.... one plain Filet-O-Fish, one cod sandwich with extra tarter and a super size bucket of plankton! 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
1569 I think this guy's tailing me. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1570 For the last time, there is no one with a wooden leg living on Oak Street. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1571 Again, BIG thanks for calling shotgun. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1572 What's so strange about having a companion animal? 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1573 And you thought we had no reason to buy a station wagon. 1.2644 0.06633 87 72 7 8
1574 Everyone has to do their part to decrease rising sea levels 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1575 Where do I begin? 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1576 Didn't think that one all the way through, did you Ahab? 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1577 You shouldn't have begged me to see "Free Willy." 1.2637 0.06218 91 74 10 7
1578 Did you hear a thump? 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
1579 If you don't start behaving, this will be more than just a visit to SeaWorld. 1.2614 0.06362 88 72 9 7
1580 That was the weirdest threesome ever. 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
1581 So, how long have you been a sperm donor? 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
1582 I never should have signed up for Uber. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1583 If you ask me that Captain Ahab fella just didn't try hard enough 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1584 I think it's been more than three days 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1585 Anchovie, my ass! 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1586 Anyone else in the mood for krill? 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1587 That reminds me...when did you say your mother was coming for a visit? 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1588 Honey, it appears that someone's tailing us. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1589 But I followed the one souvenir limit. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1590 He's neutered. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1591 I thought you said no more rescue animals 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1592 Did I mention that my name is "Ishmael." 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1593 I thought you said you wanted to see Wales! 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1594 At Thanksgiving, maybe my uncle won't run on about his latest deer hunt. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1595 I don't care what your friends say. He's too big to be rear-facing. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1596 You should see the one I threw back! 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1597 He said he's from whales, and just wants a lift to the next Brexit. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1598 This is the last time we do errands for Andrew. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1599 I knew we should'be gone to Scotland, not Wales 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1600 I love surprising your parents! 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1601 Sushi again? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1602 No one will believe I caught it on a fly rod. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1603 Okay, but I still caught two to your one. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1604 I know this ride blows. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1605 Fine. Next time we just get the capsules. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1606 Oh, my God! Where's Jonah? 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
1607 I prefer the old horn sound. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
1608 We need to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1609 Call the kids and tell them to turn off the pool heater..... 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
1610 Uber says I can't discriminate against animals. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1611 Just think of the traction when it snows! 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1612 You used to love sushi. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1613 I support mass transit. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1614 I'll tell you what's endangered, young man. Your TV privileges. That's what. 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
1615 that's not the spot to sit if he gets carsick... 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1616 I just read 'My Porpoise Driven Life' 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1617 I can't believe he's car sick. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1618 So, what was wrong with just adopting a dog? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1619 At least HE's not pressing an imaginary brake pedal every few minutes. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1620 I think it's time I told you "Joe" is a nickname. My real name is Jonah. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1621 So is this your first time taking UberPool? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1622 For our next kid, we're using a sperm bank. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1623 I'm just saying, your last three fish have all died. Perhaps you're just not ready for a pet. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1624 Yeah it was a great night, I just think Jonah's wedding favors were a little overkill. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1625 So, whose sperm count is low? 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1626 You never know with these rescues, but the guy promised he wouldn't get any bigger. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1627 Do I tell you how to swim? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1628 I'm not taking this too far, and I promise this is the last thing I buy for the aquarium. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1629 You were right, we have a tail. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1630 Are you sure that's how it happened? Because to be honest something smells a little fishy... 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1631 Picture, schmicture. I'm showing the guys. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1632 Buckle up or we're not going to Sea World. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1633 You wanted a compact. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1634 Something seems a little fishy. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1635 Did you bring some water? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1636 Nobody likes a back seat diver, Frank 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1637 I guess that's the problem when you combine Apple Maps with a self-driving car. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1638 They were all out of goldfish. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1639 Next time they say "You'll have a whale of time," let's pass. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1640 Next time you might consider Uber XXL, pal. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1641 Why can't you just be glad that I picked up the right whale and not the killer whale? 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
1642 This certainly tops anything else we've done in the back seat. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1643 What happened to wanting a rescue dog? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1644 Plankton is in now, and he knows a good spot! 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1645 Should we discuss the gigantic whale in the car? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1646 Why would I call you Ishmael? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1647 Why don't you get a cat? 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
1648 Can we talk about the 100 ton Cetacean in the room...? 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1649 Must you sing that same song the whole way? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1650 Relax, it's only until Sea World finds her a forever home. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1651 Nobody likes a humpback-seat driver! 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1652 Did you feel that, I think we just fish-tailed! 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1653 Other than that, how did you enjoy the beach? 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1654 So, what else is allowed on this Paleo diet? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1655 I'm thinking pan grilled with lemon and red pepper. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1656 I didn't know you meant "searching for your white whale" quite so literally... 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1657 Do you think they have plankton at Taco Bell? 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1658 Look, you're not the only one in this car who's blue. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1659 I told you picking up Jonah was a bad idea. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1660 So, I'll concede the station wagon would have had some advantages over the sedan... 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1661 If you didn't want an Uber Pool, you shouldn't have selected it. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1662 You're the one who said he'd grow on us. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1663 So there I was on this desert island, standing next to a palm tree... 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1664 I agree, dear. This would never have worked with Uber. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1665 So you think we should have picked the other one? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1666 I swear to God one more peep out of you and I'll turn this car around, there'll be no SeaWorld today! 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1667 That's the last time I take my kleptomaniac girlfriend to SeaWorld. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1668 Did it even occur to you that maybe it isn't my sperm motility that's the problem? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1669 Did you feel a hump? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1670 It really does improve the handling 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1671 It's a hybrid. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1672 Car dealers. 'Seats five comfortably,' my ass. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1673 My arms aren't that wide and besides, who'd believe me? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1674 Are we there yet? 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
1675 I know a good bar and krill. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1676 Honey, wake up. You'll never guess what's trying to pass us! 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1677 He was stranded on the beach. So we pick him up and take him to the nearest marine park. They'll fix him up and release him back into the wild. What's the worst that can happen? It's not like he's some bison from Yellowstone. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1678 He keeps saying, "This is all so Kafkaesque." 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1679 Yes, but there are a lot fewer stops than with the old carpool. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1680 Now will you believe my fish story? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1681 I think one of the taillights is out. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1682 I mean, everyone collects seashells at the beach...that's the obvious choice. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1683 Why don't we just acknowledge 200 ton whale in the car? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1684 It's the Herman Melville Limited Edition. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1685 He was hitchhiking near SeaWorld. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1686 Look, at that price Sea World was practically giving him away. Besides, we'll make it back on the caviar. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1687 It’s either buy a Suburban or tell him he’s adopted. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1688 I said HATCH back. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1689 I'm thinking fish for dinner tonight. 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1690 That's the third drive-thru in a row and still no krill. Today's not your day, Murray. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1691 Define "a whale of a good time". 1.2529 0.06378 87 72 8 7
1692 When he stuck out his fluke, I couldn't resist picking him up. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1693 Sperm whale donor, Honey. We know he's a good swimmer! 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1694 I don't know whether this new carpooling lane is worth the trouble 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1695 For the 100th time, YES, I had a good time at the party, but just a good time. 1.2529 0.06584 87 73 6 8
1696 'If I hear, 'Are we there yet?' one more time,.... I'm gonna stop the car and harpoon that thing!" 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1697 Is this the equivalent of an elephant in the room? 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1698 But we agreed that this was the only way to save Jonah 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1699 Think he's outgrown the car seat? 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
1700 There's plenty of fish in the seat. 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1701 Are you sure baking soda will get the smell out? 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1702 Why would we need to talk about an "elephant in the living room"? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1703 Okay, share cars aren't always immaculate. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1704 I know the sounds of the ocean help you sleep, but this is ridiculous 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1705 Let him enjoy his songs. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1706 Well which is it, a fluke or a whale of a tale? 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1707 I said "why don't you take the wheel." 1.2529 0.06378 87 72 8 7
1708 This is not my idea of a Car Pool. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1709 You're the worst humpback-seat driver I've ever met. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1710 I think there is something in my blind spot. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
1711 This wasn't what I was expecting when you said " I want to save the whales! " 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
1712 I know honey, but the doc said I had to do things to increase my sperm count! 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1713 No, honestly, it followed me to the car. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1714 Next time we get pulled over, let me do the talking, ok? 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1715 I told you we should have gotten the cetacean wagon. 1.2500 0.06748 84 71 5 8
1716 You wanted a car with fins on the back, right? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1717 I still say your Uncle Ahab would have liked a gift card better. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1718 Really, no chips? 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1719 I thought you said we need to eat less meat? 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1720 I told you I was dedicated to Greenpeace when we met. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
1721 I assumed it was ok since your profile said you like pets. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1722 He wants krill? We could stop at Whole Foods. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1723 This car won't stop fish tailing 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1724 If there's one thing I can't stand, it's whalegating 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1725 I thought you brought the krill. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1726 Do you get the feeling that they might have put a tail on us? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1727 Do you think he'll miss the ocean as much as we do? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1728 Is it me, or has the smell of krill followed us all the way from Montauk? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1729 Let's just keep driving. Maybe we will find some roadkrill. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1730 Your always bothered by little things. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1731 He'll cheer up once he sees there's plankton for dinner. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1732 I think you're right, we should've stuck with the calamari. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1733 Objects in the mirror are not just closer than they appear. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
1734 You tell him it's time he found his own way to the coast off Baja 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1735 You kids quit crying back there! 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1736 Any objections to having it mounted? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1737 Your turn to clean the catch. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1738 It is not unprecedented. Someone took a young bison from a national park just last summer. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1739 I can't wait to see that show off try to filet this. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1740 seal level rise is worse then I thought 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1741 I'm telling you Jonah, I think we have this thing backwards. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1742 I thought I was buying a hatchback. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1743 I promise, it's just for one night. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1744 You distinctly said, "Show me a whale of a good time." 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1745 I spy with my little eye.... 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1746 I told you to rent a "hatchback". 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1747 Fine, go ahead and blame it on autocorrect, but how was I supposed to know that you meant "hatchback?" 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1748 We really need a backup camera. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1749 So much for the small pond theory. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
1750 How far ya migratin', stranger? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1751 No to the tender strains of the humpback mating call? Ok then, would dinner and a movie put you in the mood? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1752 I am giving him a lift just to school 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1753 What are we going to say we used for bait? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1754 This should be enough blubber to last us through the Trump administration. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1755 Now I just need to stop by the store for 10,000 pounds of krill. 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1756 I never thought we'd be watching him for this long. 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1757 Well, call me Ishmael. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1758 I will never, ever drive a minivan. 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
1759 No, we're not at the beach yet! 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1760 He's not quite as majestic above water. 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1761 I know you're skeptical, but trust me. The kids are going to love it. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1762 Ever since I put on that bumper sticker that says 'Honk if You Love Krill', this has been happening. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1763 On the phone, you said you didn't mind sharing your Uber ride. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1764 Something's fishy around here. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1765 What a back sea driver. 1.2500 0.06532 84 70 7 7
1766 Don"t you long for the days when the only thing in your tank was a tiger? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1767 We can't just give our son a goldfish. His fifth birthday is too important. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1768 I think it's time we talked about the blue whale in the car. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1769 I think Whole Foods probably knows what it's doing. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1770 Is that Greenpeace following us? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1771 Your sure the whale sounds CD isn't enough to get you to sleep? 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1772 Does your radio get any lower frequencies? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1773 You really can't beat the warehouse store prices, even if you're getting a little more than you need. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1774 So, we have to buy a bigger fish tank. Big deal. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
1775 If you ask me, a whale in the back seat is a heck of a lot worse than an elephant in the room. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1776 It will make a change from tilapia. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1777 Next time let's use a different car-pool app. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1778 Yes I'm sure there will be leftovers. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
1779 When I was talking about bringing a whale home, I was talking about your mother. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1780 Well what's wrong with calling him "Ishmael"? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1781 Seriously Edna, there's nothing back there 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1782 It's just for the weekend. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1783 I don't see why we can't take him with us once in awhile. We're a family, dammit! 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1784 You wouldn't let me have a dog. 1.2500 0.06532 84 70 7 7
1785 And at home its 'the elephant in the room' you won't discuss! 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1786 He says he lost his pilot fish. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1787 They aren't the tailfins I had in mind, but I like them. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1788 What? You said I could get one thing from the gift shop. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1789 Uber doesn't play favorites. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1790 Looks like I get to buy that big new grill! 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1791 I feel like our relationship has alot of dead weight 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1792 You can tell Captain Sonar I know the way from here. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1793 We're the first on our block to own a humpback hatchback. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1794 Call me Lyftmael. 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1795 I read that echolocation is the new GPS. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1796 Because I like the smell of the ocean, okay? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1797 I know you don't understand, but we were stranded on an island together a couple of weeks ago, so we're like brothers now. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1798 What's that smell? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1799 At the time teaching him how to live outside his tank and giving him room to grow seemed like a good idea. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1800 Another Tailgater. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1801 Do we have to take your mother with us everywhere? 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1802 We did what you wanted to do last weekend. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1803 "I told you when we met that I was super serious about saving them. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1804 Now, that was a true all-you-can-eat seafood buffet. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1805 "I think he wants us to pull over". 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1806 Maybe we should rethink sushi night. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1807 For sushi takeout you can't beat the serving size. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1808 No, I said this car was echo friendly. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1809 You're right, I think we do need a new air freshener. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1810 His singing soothes me in traffic, OK? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1811 You just HAD to have a souvenir. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
1812 And you said we'd have a whale of a time... 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1813 Read the fine print before clicking Submit. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1814 YOU tell him he has krill breath! 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1815 Perhaps we should re-consider our position on hitch hikers 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1816 Where am I going to get 5 million pounds of plankton? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1817 When they offered a whale of a deal in a used car, this isn't what I expected. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1818 " Well , at least we know my sperm count isn't the issue " . 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1819 We can't go--she hasn't fastened her seat belt yet. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1820 Did you remember to pack his squeakie toys and the karaoke machine? We can't expect your mom to entertain him ALL week while we're gone. 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1821 I'm starting to think you were right that we should have just had kids. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1822 Look on the bright side: we can use the HOV lane the whole way home. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1823 Honey, see if there's any of that krill left in the glove box. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1824 I am not avoiding the elephant in the room. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1825 So where the hell am I supposed to get 100 kilos of plankton? 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1826 It creates more downforce and therefore provides better traction. Why do you ask? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1827 No, I said humpback, not hatchback. 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1828 Just drop me off at 19.896` N and 155.582`W. 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
1829 Can we tone down the nonverbal communication? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1830 Well, you could stand to lose a few pounds yourself! 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1831 Whales must be really easy for cartoonists to draw. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1832 We should have rented at least a mid-size. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1833 Is this what you meant by whale watching? 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1834 I can't wait until he's old enough to drive himself. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1835 If you say "whale of a tale" one more time........ 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1836 I'm pretty sure he wasn't drowning. You didn't need to "rescue" him 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1837 Should we poach it or grill it? 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1838 It's closer than you think. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1839 Believe me, it's HUGE! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1840 'Humpback.' 'Hatchback.' You can see where I got confused. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1841 We're gonna need a bigger aquarium. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1842 He's decided to take a 'gap year' between the Atlantic and the Pacific. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1843 He insisted I take him out for some sushi. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1844 Wouldn't it be easier to download humpback whale songs? 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1845 I know it's misleading, but the Shell station does not sell krill. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1846 If it's sushi grade, we're set for life. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1847 No one is going to believe us, so let's keep it a secret. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
1848 Right Ralph. You got another whale of a deal. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1849 I feel like we've forgotten something. Did you turn off the oven? 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1850 Honey, did you remember the chips? 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1851 This model is available with hatchback or humpback. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1852 You said if I caught a big one, you'd clean it! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1853 Clearly we don't agree on what a "whale of a time" means. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1854 I don't mind him tailing us. I just hope he doesn't breach. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1855 Right whale, white male; what's the difference? We're both endangered. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1856 It's all part of Sea World's new public relations program! 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1857 At least we can ride in the carpool lane 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1858 It's hard on mileage but we can use the carpool lane. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1859 Forget the elephant in the room, we have something much bigger to talk about. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1860 What could I do? He was in a kill shelter. 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
1861 Ugh, I hate this song. 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
1862 What? You're the one who wanted to Uber Carpool. 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
1863 He took the bait ... hook, line, and blinker. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1864 I liked the puppy, too, but, I don't know ... 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1865 Ok, I'll clean it if you cook it 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1866 No Honey, I haven't lost my excitement about us having a baby. I just never comprehended the craving thing 'till now. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1867 I checked and the condo bylaws say nothing whatsoever about whales. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1868 You sure this restaurant serves krill? 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1869 It's no different from you spouting off back there. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1870 I wish that blowhard would get off my tail!! 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
1871 Next time we'll take the ferry. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1872 He's afraid he's becoming an imposition. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1873 Are you sure about this, hon? Think about the vet bills? 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1874 I said put moby on the radio 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1875 I guess you didn't quite check my whole profile... 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1876 I think we got the whale sighting thing down. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1877 How's the air back there? 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1878 I told the salesperson I would only buy the car if I got a whale of a deal. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1879 Getting him in here was a total fluke. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1880 I thought he said HATCHback. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1881 They say this Melville recorded book has unusual special effects. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1882 Save the whales sounds so stellar. Now what? 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
1883 Did you get a look at that kid at the take-out window?? What? Like no one's ever ordered plankton before? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1884 Let's face it, the krill is gone!! 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1885 They were all out of mermaids. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1886 Anyone can go whale watching. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1887 Should we talk about the elephant in the room? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1888 Vegan? Since when?? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1889 Still better than a kid 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1890 Let's *not* call him Ishmael. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1891 I told you not to follow Apple Maps. 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
1892 They'll never believe me otherwise. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1893 I just need to stop for some more krill. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1894 Honey, he's got a point. All the other eight year olds get to sit in the front. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1895 YOU wanted to use the carpool lane! 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1896 We'll get him to the ocean in two minutes. Maybe they won't know he's missing. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1897 His friend helped me get off that island. A Broadway show is the least I can do. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1898 Some fin wrong? 1.2410 0.06548 83 70 6 7
1899 Remember, you said I got to pick out our next pet. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1900 Could you please push your seat up? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1901 No, I think it's more than just a mirage. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1902 Maybe we should have followed the "catch and release" rules. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1903 We are all mammals here 1.2410 0.04723 83 63 20 0
1904 We really need to find a closer day care for him. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1905 Don't worry. I'm a natural born kriller. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1906 "I had no idea what 'drive-through bulk sushi' really meant"! 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1907 I thought they said this car was a whale of a deal not a deal with a whale 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1908 okay, I hear yeah..."closer than they appear." 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1909 You really believe he could be alive inside there? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1910 What?...He's chipping in for gas! 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1911 I told you the shelter wouldn't take him. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1912 I'm sensing you're moving on and that I'm not the most important thing in your life now. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1913 Are you sure this is sustainable? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1914 You're krilling me, Dave 1.2410 0.06548 83 70 6 7
1915 Call the hotel and see if they take pets. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1916 I just wanted a " little " something to remember our trip by . 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1917 Well, maybe if your mother whale-sat once in awhile... 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1918 There's no such thing as a free Willy. 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
1919 Greenpeace ride share service is great... until migration season. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1920 Grateful for the back up camera 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1921 Well, if you're not going to address the elephant in the room... 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1922 Ok, she is a whale and this is a car, but we still have to talk about it! 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1923 Do you trust me now? I really do go fishing. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1924 Bob Mankoff has a thing about whales, that's why. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1925 Did I ever tell you that I was a Marine Biologist? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1926 If we don't find his owner, I think we should keep him. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
1927 It must be low tide. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1928 Let me tell you about the one that got away! 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
1929 Nobody would believe me otherwise. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1930 I think we're gonna need a bigger fish tank. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1931 You'll be singing a different tune once she coughs up the ambergris. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1932 OK, I will now concede that it is NOT a goldfish. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1933 I don't know about you, but I had a whale of a good time. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1934 He's right. Shotgun controls the radio. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1935 I meant the comparison as a compliment honey. 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
1936 Again? You have the bladder of a humpback. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1937 Our problem wasn't bringing a whale to the party. We just shouldn't have brought a blue whale. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1938 So I said to him, "call me, Ishmael. We have Bluetooth now." 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1939 I think we need to buy a bigger grill. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1940 Does the car seem sluggish to you? 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1941 Please don't give me the "we're about to be swallowed by a whale" routine again. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1942 It really was a hell of a storm surge. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1943 Okay! they got me,the seafood platter for life raffle sounded to good pass up. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1944 I promise you, this will not turn out like our teacup pig fiasco. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1945 Thing is, that new fish smell that everyone loves, just doesn't last. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1946 When a car salesman says it's a "Whale of a Deal," don't assume he's speaking figuratively. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1947 Oh. A 'Save the Whales' bumper sticker. Yeah, I didn't get that. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
1948 Should have got the mid-sized. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1949 I was thinking maybe we could go to the beach this weekend. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1950 Im telling you, it's not going to fit in the bowl. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1951 It's a keeper 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
1952 Want to listen to Moby? 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
1953 I have crabs. 1.2410 0.06548 83 70 6 7
1954 Google "how to filet a whale." 1.2410 0.06548 83 70 6 7
1955 He's reading "On The Road." 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
1956 Yes...He actually DID call shotgun. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1957 I think your Mother will be surprised with her gift. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1958 No, dear, I will not call you Ishmael. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1959 We'll figure it out when we get home. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1960 I think you are taking this whole “save the whales” thing a little too far. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1961 Yes, I thought saving them was important, but that was before I realized how much I'd enjoy the bragging rights. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1962 I thought you were a "catch and release" fisherman. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1963 Wait... have you seen the dog? 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
1964 Does it feel like it handles better to you? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1965 Wake up. We're being tailed. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1966 I still think it was too soon to switch to a forward facing car seat. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1967 Do you smell krill? 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1968 There's something besides the elephant in the room that we're failing to address. 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
1969 Okay, maybe the Adopt -a- Whale rally wasn't such a good idea." 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1970 Mom said it would be just for a few days. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1971 We're picking up the next one in Noah's car. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1972 What're you guys talking about? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1973 Just think, you won't have to stress over meal planning for weeks. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1974 I'm starting to wonder if our car can support our lifestyle. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1975 Carpool is a misnomer! 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1976 Yes, Bob, I am aware you have a backbone, but I need you to slide down a bit further. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
1977 He can blow that thing all day long...where am I supposed to go? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1978 I mean, why have a convertible if you're not going to use it? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1979 Seriously? Another whale cartoon? 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1980 Like you could get us there without fishtailing. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1981 I was just lying there, on my little island . . . 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1982 Do you think its about time we talk about the blue whale in the car? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1983 Honey. Wake up your dreams are becoming reality again. 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
1984 What could I do? He asked for sanctuary. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1985 How expensive is krill? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1986 I feel like there is an elephant in the room and it smells fishy. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1987 How can you be bored again? 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1988 Did I tell you about the one that got away? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1989 I wish I'd been alive in the 1950s when fins were in. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1990 I know it smells, but think how long it will be before we have to buy cat food again. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1991 I like to listen to Moby in the car 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1992 Remember when you said you wanted fish for dinner? 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1993 They really overdid it with the party favors. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1994 We'll address the elephant in the room and explain he's no longer the largest land mammal. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1995 So maybe it's not the great white whale, but it's still pretty great if you ask me. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1996 On the bright side, we'll never need another oil change. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1997 There's a whale in this car that I think we really need to talk about! 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1998 I bet he'll taste just like chicken 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1999 The doubters will have to believe us this time! 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2000 How long are we going to save this whale? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2001 The rules were clear! What happens at Sea World stays at Sea World. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2002 He's hitchhiking to the Pacific. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2003 You were the one who wanted a hybrid! 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2004 I think it will look fine over the mantle. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2005 Whale, whale. Look who's back. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2006 I'm getting sick of these whale cartoons too. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2007 Ever get the feeling you're about to be krilled? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2008 I think the voice GPS misunderstood when you told it we wanted to go to Wales. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2009 The car salesman said it was a whale of a deal. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2010 Who said that you should only watch them? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2011 BE HONEST...IT'S MY BREATH, ISN'T IT? 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2012 Do we have to pick up every stray that comes along? 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2013 Who knew that an old Plymouth Barracuda would be such good bait? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2014 What's with all these The New Yorker whale jokes lately? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2015 It's going to have to be one more thing we don't talk about. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2016 This wouldn't be a problem if we had bought the SUV. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2017 Next time don't say I am hungry enough to eat a whale. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2018 I think the hospital gave us the wrong baby. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2019 From now on call me Ishmael. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2020 What? You think I should have said no? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2021 I think you took the sign "Free Willy" too literally! 1.2317 0.06562 82 70 5 7
2022 I forgot the krill. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2023 I promise I'll feed it 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2024 Next time please don't "Reply All" 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2025 HOV Lane? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2026 We're not in a room, and I don't see an elephant. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2027 I tried. He wouldn't fit down the toilet. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2028 For the last time, it’s a mammal, and no, you won’t have to clean the tank. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2029 Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2030 Tell me again, which ocean? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2031 Would you mind moving your head to the left a little bit? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2032 I'm starting to think shells would have been the better souvenir? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2033 It goes without saying you can't beat the pound unit price at Big Al's Fish Depot. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2034 Now do you see why I wanted an SUV? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2035 Look...I'll tell you the same thing I told Ishmael. This will not come between us. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2036 Where's Ahab when you need him? 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
2037 How do you get to Nineveh? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2038 Well, how about fish tacos for dinner? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2039 Finally our neighbours will believe our fish story 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2040 Did something about the dealer smell fishy to you? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2041 If we drive straight through, it will still be fresh when we get to Kansas. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2042 It's an air freshener, and yes, it's organic. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2043 We're out of oil. 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
2044 Why was it they told us not to feed the whales? 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2045 We're paying a fortune for that school, and they won't let them have pets in the dorms! 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2046 Maybe next year we can start a different anniversary tradition? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2047 Don't look at me. He wouldn't have gotten the idea if you hadn't insisted on that bumper sticker. 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
2048 I agree picking up hitchhikers is dangerous, but this one only eats krill. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2049 PokémonGo has really gotten out of hand. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2050 Well that's what we get for Japanese engineering. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2051 Okay, you were right; we should have been practical and taken the convertible. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2052 Do you get the feeling we're being tailed? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2053 What??? Sea World was getting rid of it. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2054 Do you think Customs will notice? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2055 I suppose if Jonah's Wife had been there God wouldn't have ever heard the end of it ! 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2056 So, what do you know about krill? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2057 You're the one who said I should drive for Uber. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2058 The hump back seat came standard. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2059 When they mentioned adopting a whale, I thought it was symbolic. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2060 You believe in the Jonah Bible story, but not global warming? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2061 What? It's just a few miles out of our way. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2062 Well, tailfins are back, and they're farm-raised. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2063 It's not my fault you didn't make any friends at the zoo. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2064 Well, the car dealer DID promise us a whale of a deal. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2065 I guess we could use a new air freshener. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2066 He needed a lift to the beach... 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2067 He's just whining because we're going hiking this year. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2068 I may have hit something. Did you see anything? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2069 I agree--on long road trips, a one-song repertoire is rather annoying... 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2070 Well, what happened in Vegas didn't stay in Vegas. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2071 OK, so we won. What's next? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2072 In case you didn't know, our car loan is under water. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2073 Honey, would you tilt your mirror up a touch? 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
2074 This Uber rideshare thing has a few minuses. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2075 That's the third vet today who would not honor their 'spay your pet for free' service. I'm calling Bob Barker. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2076 Fine. Your mother was right about me. I'm just a useless whale thief. Are you happy now? 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2077 Stop complaining. Our next motel has a pool and an ocean view. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2078 I'd be more worried if he ate something other than plankton. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2079 I think you misunderstood when I said "we need to get our hump back" 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2080 For the last time, we are not almost there. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2081 But you always said you wanted a Minke. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2082 And then the guys says to me, "looks like you're gonna need a bigger car". 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2083 It's the latest concept in bio fuel. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2084 I know it's Jonah's bar mitzvah gift, I only hope his parents are going to be as amused as you. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2085 Well, you kept ignoring the elephant in the room. 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
2086 It's times like these that make me glad we bought a convertible. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2087 So far, so good with the test drive. What makes you think there's a catch? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2088 Well, we wouldn't have to walk him! 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2089 He said he just finished reading "Moby Dick" and he needed a drink. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2090 It didn't look that deep, did it? 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
2091 I'm beginning to think Sparky might not be part beagle after all. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2092 Maybe he should sit up front so he doesn't get seasick. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2093 The car steers itself when it fish tales. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2094 Remember that day when we first brought him home from the State Fair, he was so cute in that plastic bag . Now I think we need a bigger car . 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2095 I wish you'd stop calling him that. You know very well that he's a mammal! 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2096 Yeah, but the trip wouldn't be as fun without Jonah. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2097 I know I told you that there's plenty of fish in the sea but whales are actually mammals. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2098 That wasn't weed, Clara. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2099 Well, it won't bark like a dog. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2100 I never should have brought along that CD of whale music. He's been singing harmony for - what - 137 miles now? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2101 I don't think anyone saw us. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2102 This REALLY wasn't what I had in mind when they asked me to help with SAVE THE WHALES 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2103 So where are we supposed to put the Turf? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2104 Look, I'm not a mind-reader o.k.? You you wanted to do something different tonight. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2105 I don’t care if Alaska Cruises has banned us for life. We Ahabs can finally hold our heads high again. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2106 I've never had good luck with hitchhikers. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2107 At least the trunk won’t pop open. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2108 Wow, the guy behind us is really fish tailing! 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2109 You're right, we should have taken the wagon. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2110 Well what did you expect would be all over the back seat? It's damn sperm whale! 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
2111 Well we couldn't just leave him there stranded. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2112 I'm sorry honey, but we couldn't just leave it there! 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2113 Check or carry-on? 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2114 Can you believe Costco had this on sale for 99 cents per pound? 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2115 I cleaned his blowhole the last time we stopped. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2116 You know if upsets him when we drive past the old Arthur Treacher's. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2117 You know I hate it when your uncle Ahab comes on vacation with us 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2118 What happened to "Take only pictures, leave only footprints?" 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2119 Once again - it will go nicely with my seashell collection. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2120 Can we talk about this later? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2121 He's your friend. You tell him he has bad breath. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2122 I liked it better when the limit was two-per-day. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2123 I can't believe the vet wouldn't see him unless he was in a carrying case. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2124 But they say it burns more cleanly than biodiesel! 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2125 And you said we didn't need a minivan. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2126 Well, you said if I could fit it in the car I could take it home... 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2127 Well, guess what? You married this blowhole. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2128 Look, we needed something to remember our summer vacation. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2129 Honey carpooling in the HOV lane doesn't just save time, it saves the environment. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2130 If you don't like the song just ask him to change it. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2131 Guy behind me is blowing his top. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2132 At least I gave up Bee Keeping 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2133 I appreciate your 'Save the Whales' mentality, but now what? 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2134 ...after this...no more road kill 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2135 Honey, do you ever feel like we're being too protective of little Jonah? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2136 Is this the mobile equivalent of the elephant in the room? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2137 We'll have to cancel Uncle Ahab's dinner invitation. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2138 At least we can use the HOV lane. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2139 Sure, we're fishtailing a bit. What did you expect? 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2140 What are you blubbering about now? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2141 She's a rescue from Sea World. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2142 Now what Ahab? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2143 It's not what I had in mind when you asked me to help you with the Save the Whales weekend. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2144 I told you it was a mistake to take the Holland Tunnel. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2145 Tailgating has gotten out of hand. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2146 Should we sign him up for swimming or soccer next year? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2147 Let it go. You know you won't take care of it. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2148 I'm just trying to save the plankton 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2149 You should of seen the one that got away 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2150 I think we can dispense with the booster seat now. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2151 I knew there was a reason you wanted to take my car. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2152 I thought you liked pod casts? 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2153 Okay, now that we got that elephant out of the room, can we talk about the whale in the car? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2154 Humpback, hatchback, there all the same. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2155 Should we address the whale in the backseat? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2156 "Well, whats your idea of a "whale of a good time"? 1.2250 0.06408 80 68 6 6
2157 I got a whale of a deal on this car! 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2158 Yes, another whale cartoon. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2159 So his mom is at Seaworld, but you're sure there's visitation? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2160 Do you remember that time when the kids spilled their aquarium in the back seat? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2161 Yes, you always have to sit on the hump back there. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2162 This is why we can't go to IKEA anymore. 1.2250 0.06408 80 68 6 6
2163 Where did we go wrong with him? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2164 Honey, do you still have your grandmother's gefilte fish recipe? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2165 Tom, Moby Dick and Harry go on a road trip. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2166 Whew! We really fishtailed back there. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2167 He used the Lyft app, just like you. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2168 Do you even know what 'keeper' means? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2169 Maybe we should stop grocery shopping at the warehouse store. We'll never use up this fish before it spoils. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2170 Even if I did hit him, which I did not, who's gonna care--he's obviously a stray. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2171 Well, what about the swimming pool? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2172 Uber pool. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2173 Another whale cartoon. That's all we are, another whale cartoon." 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2174 Wait for it...I'm calling it Bl-uber.com. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2175 I'd prefer we discussed the 'Elephant in the Room'. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2176 I think we were just supposed to donate money to Greenpeace. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2177 I said the car needs a new wheel. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2178 You said you wanted sushi tonight. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2179 I'm perfectly aware of how my daily commute is destroying the environment. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2180 Soccer?? I thought tonight was his lacrosse team meeting... 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2181 Can we get krill at the drive-thru? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2182 You're the one who said we had to save the manatees 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2183 C'mon, it'll look great on the wall. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2184 So maybe I did overbuy. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2185 This is what you call from the sea to the table 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2186 If you don't keep it down back there I'm driving this thing straight to Sea World. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2187 GPS says 45 minutes to Seaworld. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2188 But no, you had to bait your hook with krill. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2189 Must you insist on calling it a whale of a tale? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2190 Fine, we'll go back to the aquarium and I'll put it back. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2191 "Did you by any chance have tuna for lunch? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2192 YOU feel like a fish out of water... 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2193 Why does he keep calling me Jonah? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2194 Look at the bright side. We can open a sushi bar. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2195 I thought whale watching was done in a boat 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2196 I told you: there are times when we will need a pickup. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2197 Catch and release, not catch and lease! 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2198 You're not going to tell me the big fish little pond story again? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2199 Remind me why we pick up hitchhikers at the beach, again? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2200 We did sign up for an authentic whale watching experience. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2201 But your match.com profile said you were looking for someone wanted to "Save the Whales". 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2202 Technically, he was hitchhiking, not stranded. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2203 Maybe we shouldn't have used "PLANK10" for our personalized license plate. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2204 Fine. I'll call you Ishmael. Now, can we go home? 1.2250 0.06408 80 68 6 6
2205 I'm sorry you're so upset, Bob, but I'm not going to drive all the way across town just so you can get a plankton latte. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2206 Sure enough, we fishtailed on that black ice. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2207 You know, your dating profile said it was a dolphin. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2208 This is much more impressive than a hood ornament. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2209 You knew I wanted a large family. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2210 The app said Uber Pool. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2211 I thought you only wanted to pick up some sea shells. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2212 Do you think they have plankton at PetSmart? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2213 You don't find it soothing? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2214 Did we have to borrow Jonah's car? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2215 This isn't the carpool I was expecting. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2216 You're the one who said we should car pool. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2217 We've been urging it on our bumper for years; it's put up or shut up time. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2218 I can imagine your mom being very comfortable in the backseat. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2219 I wish for just one summer we did not have to go to the beach. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2220 Can we squeeze in a visit to the aquarium? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2221 We seem to be slowing down since that low water crossing. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2222 Well, how about the Walthers? Their pool is Olympic size. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2223 If you say we'll have a whale of a time, ONE more time...... 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2224 Could you open your mouth a bit so I can back out? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2225 Are you sure Petco has 5 trillion krill in stock? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2226 Remember when you used to say I was the catch of a lifetime? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2227 Now do you regret not getting a sunroof? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2228 No, I'm keeping the radio on, Mike. No offense, but your singing puts me to sleep. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2229 Does it smell like fish in here? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2230 I happen not to care for that new car smell. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2231 What I had REALLY wanted... was a Bat-mobile... 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2232 I'm sorry, but, yes, your mural over the fireplace has to go. 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
2233 Oh, and I suppose YOU could have gotten us a better deal? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2234 I always wanted a car with big tail fins like my Dad's had. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2235 Where to now Ahab? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2236 You might say he's an out pod-cast. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2237 What did you think I meant when I said whale watching? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2238 Our mileage has really dropped since we installed those fins. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2239 It's getting hard to keep up with the Joneses. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2240 Yes, we saved the whale, but it's killing our fuel efficiency. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2241 Does it seem to you that this car is doing a lot of fish tailing? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2242 All I said was that it smelled like fish in here... 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2243 Is it strictly symbiotic? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2244 The marine biologist said I had 48 hours to return it. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2245 You'll be more comfortable in your new school. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2246 Look, he powers the car and gets us into the HOV lane. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2247 I've had left ventricles bigger than this car. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2248 This is not the kind of whale watch I thought we were going on. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2249 I never would have expected this based on his Uber rating... 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2250 You'll be happy we have rear-whale-drive once the rains come! 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2251 But the shelter threw in a free bag of krill. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2252 I want a divorce. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2253 This is the LAST time I tell you that you can have anything you want while on vacation. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2254 "Should we stop and buy a bigger pan? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2255 What happened to the elephant in the room? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2256 You said you didn't want a pet you'd have to take for walks. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2257 Another benefit of my Alaska mileage club, honey. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2258 This is not a good idea for a SAVE THE WHALES campaign! 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2259 I have a sinking feeling that symbolism has hitched a ride with us 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2260 I think we've got a tail. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2261 We're going to have to get a bigger pool. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2262 We can buy a bigger freezer. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2263 For what it's worth, we're all a little blue today. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2264 Think leftovers. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2265 No one thought 'Shark Week' would fly, either. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2266 You heard me ask, they don't have the McKrill anymore! 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2267 It was dark, OK? I really thought I was picking up your mom. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2268 I told you to throw it back! 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2269 Why in the world did you use krill for bait? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2270 Well, you can just call me Ishmael. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2271 I told you we were being tailgated... 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2272 It was free 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2273 I told you we needed an SUV, but nooooo. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2274 Lucky thing they didn't check the back seat, huh? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2275 Do you think they will miss him? 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2276 You're kinda being a third whale. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2277 Well Ahab, I guess we can end the search 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2278 You're sure this bulk shopping will save us money? 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2279 Steve, stop being a back seat diver! 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2280 My doctor said whale sounds would pacify my emotions. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2281 ...and to what exactly are your referring by 'the elephant in the room?' 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2282 Ironically, I call him Willy. 1.2222 0.06334 81 69 6 6
2283 I really don't think a bigger car seat is the best solution. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2284 It better not be pregnant. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2285 Do you reckon she’s blocking the view of our “save the whales” sticker? 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2286 The baby won't stop whaling. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2287 You do realize how much we're saving on delivery charges? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2288 No Krill Till Brooklyn. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2289 Which way to the carpool lane? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2290 If you're going to sing, could you at least learn the lyrics? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2291 Don't worry, I saved the receipt if it doesn't fit 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2292 They did say BYOW to this whale watch, didn't they? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2293 Your the one who selected Uber ride-share. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2294 Yes, I concede. You're a better at packing a car than me. I just hope you're as good at unpacking. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2295 Don't blame me, I wanted a pet goldfish. You were the one who insisted we get an animal that could sing. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2296 I'm sure glad you called "Shotgun" 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2297 Well, you should have heard what the guy at U-Haul said. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2298 We are going to need a lot of chips! 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2299 Did you douche today? 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2300 Fine, the next time we buy a car, you can negotiate. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2301 The luggage always seems heavier returning from the beach. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2302 I said I need your sperm, Will. Not your Sperm Whale. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2303 He's my brother from another mother. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2304 The new car smell is overrated. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2305 The producer completely trashed my "Whalenado" pitch. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2306 Now remember, it's your responsibility to feed it. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2307 I don't like to miss any HOV lane requirements. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2308 Next year when we go to the ocean, would you consider just bringing a seashell home? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2309 He sounds just like you in the shower. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2310 Bastard's been whalegating me the whole ride home. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2311 I don't mind your brother, really, but he's beginning to feel like a third whale. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2312 Weekends with Willy 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2313 Believe me, the pond is much bigger than you think. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2314 We could move closer to the beach. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2315 Worst back seat diver ever. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2316 Shoot, my tail light's out. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2317 'Honey, do you smell something fishy?' 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2318 I didn't even know they sold these at Costco. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2319 Fishtailing I get, but this... 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2320 On a 10 pound line? Really? 1.2152 0.04653 79 62 17 0
2321 I don't know! How could he even set the pick up location without fingers? 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2322 That car with the fins is following much too close. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2323 We really shouldn't have ignored that recall notice. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2324 And you're sure your dad doesn't already have one? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2325 He says he's Chris Christie, the Governor of New Jersey. He says, he fell off the Boardwalk into the water, and turned into a fish,...and he wants you to take him to Trump Tower to see the Wizard? Ok, where's John Quinones? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2326 Do you ever feel like you're being watched? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2327 Gosh honey, do you think we got too caught up in the bidding at Sea World? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2328 Moby loves Adele, too. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2329 Greenpeace ran out of tote bags. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2330 I don't care if it's a mammal. I should have won that fishing contest. 1.2152 0.04653 79 62 17 0
2331 We'll get a bigger aquarium. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2332 Well, that proves it. You'd pick up anything! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2333 How could I know he's allergic to shellfish? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2334 I thought we were renting a Peugeot. This car drives like a Pequod. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2335 I'm his sponsor Jennie? What did you want me to say? 'No, he can't stay in our pool for a little while? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2336 ...so then I told Cheryl, it's not paranoia if you really are being followed. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2337 It's not a bad as having an elephant in the room. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2338 A lot of people are underwater on their car loans. We’re not in that bad of shape. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2339 I told you they'd charge extra if we took him to the drive-in. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2340 So I've taken this new gig with Gruber--It' sort of a cross between Greenpeace and Uber. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2341 Of course there’ll be changes in road kill with global warming. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2342 Why do you always make that face when I say something is a whale of a good idea? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2343 He shouldn't feel cramped. After all, we rescued him from SeaWorld! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2344 It's the world's most powerful hybrid. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2345 Carpool karaoke just isn't the same with only humpback whale songs. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2346 The dealer was right. I'm amazed at all the room in the back seat. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2347 What makes you think I went fishing? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2348 Since when are you so against hitchhikers? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2349 I hope the pet shop hasn't run out of krill 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2350 It does not smell fishy. It smells like marine mammal. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2351 For the last time - it's not pink, it's not an elephant and, technically speaking, this is not even a room. So, NO, I don't want to talk about it. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2352 I don't care if he is a right whale--he's just wrong to be tailgating us. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2353 Returning to the land can't be easy for him either. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2354 I can't just tie him to a lamp-post and drive away. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2355 You know that it makes my rear view mirror virtually unusable. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2356 But Honey, it was a steal; zero down, zero interest and six month's free krill. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2357 Do you notice that the car doesn't have the power it used to have when we first bought it? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2358 We'll stop at the next exit for gas and krill. 1.2152 0.04653 79 62 17 0
2359 See, I told you we needed a mini-van. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2360 What am I going to do, pay for movers? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2361 Do you think we can just sneak into our room and avoid the pet deposit fee? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2362 You said to get the catch of the day. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2363 If you can stop squirming... we'll be at Bill's Krill Shack in 20 minutes. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2364 Sure, she's hard to care for, but her pics are getting me tons of likes on Instagram. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2365 Do you smell something fishy? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2366 You're sure it's mine? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2367 Now don't you wish we'd gone for the SUV? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2368 But I promised him a whale sighting by the end of summer. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2369 Please quit your wailing. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2370 How was I supposed to know he would grow up to be the world's largest animal? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2371 Don't blame me, you're the one that wanted to go to the Marine World inventory clearance sale! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2372 Where did you say your perfume was from? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2373 I'm glad the other one got away! 1.2152 0.04653 79 62 17 0
2374 He insisted when he heard me say "carpool." 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2375 They'll never believe the one that got away. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2376 We could get pulled over for fishtailing. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2377 Oh, great--we're being whalegaited. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2378 All right, no more cars off of Craigsfish. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2379 We need to find a vet who does house calls 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2380 If we don't pull over soon, I'm going to breach. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2381 One whale of a car, huh? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2382 Do you mind closing the windows, I'm getting a little too much air back here. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2383 You shouldn't just throw around words like "divorce." 1.2152 0.06413 79 68 5 6
2384 Admit it - my choice to go with the salt water pool is looking pretty smart 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2385 Next time I'll pick the podcast. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2386 They call me Ishmael. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2387 Next time, we try Sea Monkeys. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2388 Point taken: Don't leave shrimp salad in the backseat. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2389 Do you think our elephant in the room is jealous? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2390 I told you my name was Ahab when I asked you out. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2391 You have to admit we got a whale of a deal! 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2392 You ever get the feeling you are being followed by an obvious metaphor? 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2393 Can I recommend Uber XL the next time you have to visit the vet? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2394 What did you think I meant when I said we'd have a whale of a time on our first date!!! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2395 He needs a ride to Baja. Says he has a sure thing. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2396 I think we're going to need to check our baggage. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2397 You have that "elephant in the room" look on your face. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2398 Why are you suddenly filtering everything I say? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2399 We take car pooling very seriously at the aquarium. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2400 You know that old washtub in the basement, over by the sink? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2401 When we get to the airport, I think you should check it. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2402 I thought we agreed no more strays. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2403 I hear that loose fanbelt again 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2404 I know, but they said they were a pet friendly hotel. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2405 Try the carp pull lane. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2406 Yeesh...it really smells of blowhole in here. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2407 Got any krill? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2408 It promised gas money. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2409 It's not as easy to find motels with pools these days. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2410 Sure, but the tax break we get for having the baleen filter out all our emissions totally offsets the reduction in fuel efficiency. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2411 Still think my Whale On Board sticker is a stupid idea? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2412 He has to stop blubbering soon, right? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2413 Ok, I'll admit I failed to read the small print in the carpool aggreement. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2414 We're just avoiding the issue if we talk about some elephant in a room. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2415 Couldn't you have just downloaded the mp3 file to relax? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2416 But I've always picked up hitch-hikers. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2417 Besides scaring kayakers, he's pretty well behaved. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2418 Stop at the taxidermist first? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2419 I dress up as a whale, and you go as a krill. What's the problem? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2420 Marge, stop being such a humpback-seat driver. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2421 Do you want to talk about the elephant in the room? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2422 Look, the guy said it was raised organically. What else do you want from me? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2423 I’m sorry this isn’t what you expected when you chose the über pool. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2424 We can't go home until we find Nemo. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2425 But who would believe it if we didn't bring it home? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2426 Am I crazy or do you smell krill? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2427 Of course it is worth it. Now we can use the HOV lane. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2428 Stop that whaling in the back! 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2429 I think this will solve our krill problem. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2430 What happened to the Koi pond idea. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2431 Wanna stop for krill? 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2432 Can we stop at the next rest stop for water? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2433 I'm still glad we didn't get the minivan. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2434 Didn't I tell you the backup camera wasn't working? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2435 Metaphor for what election? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2436 I was up for whale watching, not whale adopting. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2437 That's the last time we buy Costco for Thanksgiving dinner. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2438 Strange... Why did he cross the road? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2439 Now, you're sure (italicized for emphasis) Costco has krill by the pallet? 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2440 Sure, it's a bit unwieldy, but you can really sense its gratitude. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2441 It's either a Pokémon sighting or a global warming event. 1.2152 0.06413 79 68 5 6
2442 I thought the invite read whaling exhibition, not expedition. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2443 I know by your look that this is not quite what we both thought, when I recommended whale watching. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2444 You said you thought I needed to go out and get my white whale. So, I went out and I got him. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2445 Is this your first ride in a BlUber? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2446 He needed a ride to school. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2447 Well, technically it's a humpback, not a sperm, but either way I'm not implying anything. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2448 When I signed up to drive for Uber, I knew I might get some strange passengers, but this? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2449 Do we still have Ahab's number? 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2450 ...whale kabob, whale burgers, whale gumbo, whale steaks... 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2451 What do you mean, what shall we feed it?! Let's start with how the hell did it get there!! 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2452 Will your college friends ever grow up? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2453 It's not my fault, The GPS said here lives the Prince of Wales. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2454 I still think the Prius would be greener. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2455 You were right about krill breath! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2456 He asked if we knew the way. We're going to San Jose anyway. So what's the big deal? 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2457 Catch and release? I catch it, I eat it. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2458 Can we talk about the elephant in the room? 1.2152 0.06413 79 68 5 6
2459 What luck! I won with my first toss of the ping pong into the fish bowl. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2460 I know I said I'd do catch and release, but define "release." 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2461 I don't usually pickup hitchhikers but we were heading its way. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2462 I'm putting my foot down. Melanie is absolutely forbidden to go out with any more sperm whales. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2463 How are you going to nag a driver-less car? 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
2464 Well, did you have a better plan to free Willy? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2465 Feel like seafood? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2466 I don't care, you still need to wear your seatbelt. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2467 This will be the tenth time he sang 'California Girls'. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2468 you said you wanted a whale of a time. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2469 I told you. I'm not hiding anything! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2470 Well, at least she's hypoallergenic. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2471 "It's a rescue whale and you are always complaining we don't use the pool enough". 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2472 Maybe we should have adopted a cat. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2473 I just don't get it. Everyone at work says they have no problem getting a sitter. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2474 Even the car salesman said I got a whale of a deal. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2475 You always said you wanted to "Save the Whales" 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2476 The beach. Again. I wish we could go to the mountains for once. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2477 I think it's time we discuss the elephant in the room. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2478 I'm sorry but I have a soft spot for strays. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2479 Now you tell me about your seafood allergy! 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2480 Did your mother really have to come with us on date night? 1.2125 0.06583 80 70 3 7
2481 This Uber gig is getting out of control. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2482 Apparently, our Chrysler isn't as big as a whale. 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
2483 I think we have a tail. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2484 Look, they will never believe us without the evidence! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2485 How could I resist? It came with a trailer and everything. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2486 It's a rescue whale. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2487 I thought you said "rent a humpback". 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2488 How was I supposed to know what they meant by "Whale of a deal1" 1.2099 0.06013 81 69 7 5
2489 I can see plenty in the side mirrors. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2490 Do you think they exaggerated the superior cargo area in this car? 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2491 The B-52s were wrong about Chryslers. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2492 You?re sure that a goldfish wouldn't have satisfied the kids? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2493 An excessive choice of souvenirs, Elaine. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2494 Are you in the mood for Sushi tonight? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2495 When you said, "save the whale," I was hoping the vet would be closer. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2496 This isn't what I expected when you said your cousin was a whale from Vegas 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2497 I told you a picture would have been a lot easier! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2498 Oh come on we'll have a whale of a time. "my ass" 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2499 I'm telling you--you're wrong. It's not over-fishing unless you take many of them. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2500 I've never seen beach traffic this heavy. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2501 I know, but SeaWorld keep dragging their feet. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2502 You seem dubious that eating sperm whale every day will be a solution to our infertility problem?" 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2503 Should I let him pass? 1.2078 0.06494 77 67 4 6
2504 I wonder where they go in the winter. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2505 Don't make me turn this car around. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2506 I give up, we'll get the cetacean wagon. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2507 Stop blubberin'. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2508 Are fins going to be the rage again? 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2509 You've never liked any of my school friends. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2510 I am feeling like sushi tonight and every night for the rest of the year, how about you? 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2511 Can you believe they were just going to detonate this thing? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2512 At this point, I think you should be a little more worried about our sustainability. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2513 Are the krill supplements in the trunk? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2514 Wasn't there a whale in last week's Cartoon Caption Contest? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2515 Now, aren't you glad we bought the larger hot tub? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2516 Did we, or did we not, drop the kids? 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2517 Dick. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2518 Now that we took care of the elephant in the room... 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2519 Last time I ever drive this drunk asshole home. Fuckin' krill all over my back seat. Nasty. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2520 Better call Ishmael 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2521 Isn't the third rider supposed to be inside the car for the HOV? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2522 Whale Lives Matter! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2523 How do you know about the elephant in my room? 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2524 This isn't a typical Uber call. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2525 I swapped a guitar for it. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2526 We're being whale gated. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2527 Technically, it's a mammal, not a fish 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2528 Don't give me that look. I don't want krill for dinner either. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2529 Why did you tell them we were marine biologists? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2530 Now, maybe you'll believe me 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2531 Nice choice, using Ahab as a lure. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2532 So it did say school crossing. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2533 "I think the trunk ornament was a terrible idea 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2534 No I think that outfit actually makes you look thinner 1.2078 0.06494 77 67 4 6
2535 Your mother said there is never enough gefilte fish for the high holidays 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2536 I promised my little girl she can have any pet she wants, so long as she takes care of it. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2537 I DON'T THINK WE HAVE ENOUGH TARTAR SAUCE. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2538 Relax. Enjoy your vacation. You're probably smelling a spritz of seabreeze air freshener. The rental agent guaranteed me it was cleaned inside and out just before he drove it around. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2539 "Sorry, I was following the G.P.S. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2540 I beg to differ: Cetology is actually Melville's finest chapter. 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2541 we couldn't leave him at sea world 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2542 You'll see....this one will be special! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2543 What whale? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2544 I can't wait until we get rid of the "new car smell". 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2545 Yeah, but think of all the mileage we'll get out of our story. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2546 Do you think Whole Foods has some plankton? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2547 Do you have a deodorizer? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2548 Hey, you're the one who forgot the camera! 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2549 I don't even want to be in an HOV lane. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2550 It said "seats three" 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2551 This is the last time I volunteer to give Jonah a ride home! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2552 I say, to hell with the seat belt law. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2553 I believe the correct term is "Elephant in the room." 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2554 They say blubber is fuel efficient. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2555 Gotta go back. Forgot the lemons. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2556 There's something fishy going on with the back up camera. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2557 But honey, he was free! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2558 Yes, our acceleration does seem a bit sluggish. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2559 The ad said $2.00 per pound... It did not say I had to buy the whole fish. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2560 Just let him spout off about his politics , I've opened the sun roof . 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2561 Jonah's fine - we're almost at the hospital. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2562 It wasn't my idea to save him. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2563 You said to go pick-up Jonah. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2564 No - I don't have no idea how he got the Uber app. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2565 All I said was it looks like your mother. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2566 I'm not going inside of it. It's your Dad. 1.2078 0.06494 77 67 4 6
2567 Just the fish food store and we're done. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2568 I know but his sense of direction is better than a GPS so I will never need to ask for directions. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2569 Just sit tight til the waters recede. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2570 The guy said this car was a 'reel deal,' but I didn't know it came with a catch! 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2571 Are you sure we're out of breath mints? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2572 When you said we'd have a whale of a time, this isn't what I pictured. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2573 Do you think he will be happy at the lake? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2574 This guy tailgating me is a real Moby Dick. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2575 We're going to need a bigger cracker. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2576 I found Dory. 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2577 Honey, have you showered lately? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2578 But I thought phishing was only virtual. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2579 So much for this car having room for five. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2580 So, what do we think of our new hybrid? 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2581 Rescuing the whales was your idea. I didn't count on providing a home for one of them. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2582 We'll give some to our neighbors,then what? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2583 We need to discuss the elephant in the room here. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2584 This guy is totally whale-gating me! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2585 I thought "fresh catch of the day" was a safe bet. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2586 You know the first time you called me Ahab it was kinda funny...now, not so much. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2587 Your 'stop for all hitchhikers' policy has to change? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2588 Good thing we drove the convertible for this fishing trip. 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
2589 Remember when I asked if I should go left at the pier and you said right? 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2590 This is the last time!...Next time Larry gets tanked,he can call himself a cab! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2591 Well, no one would have believed it otherwise 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2592 I know this really great place down by the beach. Are you good with krill? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2593 I don't know , Jonah. What do you want to do? 1.2078 0.06494 77 67 4 6
2594 So, should I call you Ishmael? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2595 Well we did discuss getting a car with fins. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2596 What does your GPS have for Migratory Hot Spots? 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
2597 Hey! You may be dreaming but what about me! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2598 The new Chrysler Baleen also features 300 horses under the hood... 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2599 That guy behind up has been tailgating us for miles. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2600 And your positive your sister likes whales, right? 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2601 My parents are going to krill me. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2602 I know you don't like stopping for hitchhikers, but you have to admit it's kind of intriguing to see one of these guys with a thumb. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2603 Hey YOU'RE the one who wanted a compact car! 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2604 Thanks for riding UberPool. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2605 Did you eat anchovies for lunch again? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2606 This should do wonders for my UberXXL rating. 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2607 ...It'll keep the cats fed for several years... 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2608 You're krilling me, Bob. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2609 This is why my parents told me not to marry a Jonah 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2610 It followed me all the way on to the beach, we have to take it home with us. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2611 We need to talk about Kevin. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2612 I just hate it when people whalegate me. 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2613 I asked for the smallest one they had. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2614 On weekends, I help pick up marines from the airport. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2615 Yes, his singing is off-key. Yes, he only eats Krill, but he took a harpoon for me, I owe him. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2616 Can you run in for the fish food? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2617 I think we overdo it. Noah didn't have to invite any sea animals. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2618 Now they'll believe me when I say, 'I caught the big one.' 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2619 Did you remember to pack the toothbrushes? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2620 Yeah, like you've never taken a wrong turn? 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2621 Are you sure you don't want me to move up my seat? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2622 I was always Uncle Ahab's favorite. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2623 You rarely see hitchhikers anymore. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2624 The worst thing is that he's blocking my mirrors. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2625 I said, "Let's go to the love shack." You said, "Only if you can prove your car is as big as a whale." 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2626 Please stop saying, "Okay, Ahab!" 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2627 Are tail fins making a come back? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2628 You don't think this is better than the driftwood lamp? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2629 Jonah! Jonah! Wake up-you're not going to believe this! 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2630 I think there's someone tailing us. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2631 Don't worry. It’s a rescue. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2632 So I’m the only one who enjoys our trips to the seashore? 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2633 This does not even up for my elephant in the room. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2634 Just be glad we have a convertible. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2635 Whale, are we there yet? 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2636 Look, I like him. It's just that I assumed you meant you had a big idea. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2637 We need a bigger car seat. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2638 We can convert the den. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2639 I still don't see how this improves our carbon footprint. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2640 I'm new to this dating site...now what ? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2641 You promised you'd be supportive of my gluten-free diet. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2642 Come on, anyone could confuse Bally's Irish with Irish Baleen. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2643 I feel good. We're adopting the newly orphaned whale from contest #532. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2644 Did you brush your teeth this morning? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2645 Did you hear something? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2646 You really should have ordered an UberXL 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2647 It's not a protected species if it's trying to swallow you. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2648 Good thing he's not a puffer fish. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2649 Say what you will, I think it was a helluva catch. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2650 You said not to buy anymore fish, so I got a mammal. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2651 This is not my idea of "a whale of a time" 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2652 At least the monkey is gone. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2653 I know you're not a cat person, but they're just so much lower maintenence. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2654 I'm tired of Gordon Lightfoot too, but it his playlist. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2655 Why do you s'pose the peg-leg guy was cussing me? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2656 You guys in the mood for sucking down some shrimp? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2657 Is apparition spelled with one or two p's? 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2658 You never asked 'why' I owned a convertible when we first started dating... 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2659 I wonder which restroom it will be using. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2660 I told you when we met: Love me, love my whale. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2661 Now that I finally caught it, I thought you would feel more excited for me. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2662 I think we may have missed our exit. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2663 Should we discuss the elephant in the room? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2664 Do you think SeaWorld is going to notice the beluga is missing? 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2665 Where's your proof that cars cause global warming and costal flooding? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2666 I'm thinking sushi restaurant 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2667 No, this time I assure you, it wasn't me. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2668 Does your Mother have to come with us everywhere we go 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2669 No, I don't see a 800-pound gorilla here. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2670 I'm having a whale of a time trying to get my seat to recline. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2671 Can you just give me a warning the next time you read Moby Dick, Again?! 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2672 The ad said 1956 model with dual tailpipes and fins on the back. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2673 Okay, so maybe I shouldn't have mentioned we're headed up the coast. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2674 I couldn't afford the island and the whale, so I just got the whale. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2675 Now let's sing a song we all know. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2676 Damn car fishtails. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2677 We'll put him next to the white rhino and the snail darter. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2678 I had a whale of a time, how about you? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2679 I'm fine with Ish. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2680 We should have gotten salmon instead. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2681 #Jonah 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2682 I didn't know he'd be a Humpback-seat driver. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2683 Technically, we're not fishtailing. That's a whale. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2684 This is precisely why we paid extra for folding rear seat. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2685 Elephant in the room just sounded so trite. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2686 I've had it with back seat drivers. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2687 Now where are we gonna put the chips? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2688 Stop calling me Captain Ahab. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2689 John you do realize that Sea World is going to be pissed right? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2690 Someone needs to start eating salads. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2691 Sure, entry may be cheaper at SeaWorld but they gouge you with the souvenirs. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2692 It's the most eco-friendly hybrid you can buy -- and 60 nautical miles per gallon. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2693 The waiter must have thought you were crazy to ask for a doggie bag. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2694 When you told me Grayson was bringing his friend Jonah, you didn't tell me it was THAT Jonah. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2695 I rescued him from a small island after a previous caption contest. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2696 Just think of the 7,000 tuna fish sandwiches 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2697 I told you we'd have a whale of a time in the back seat. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
2698 No, I suppose Frisky doesn't HAVE to go everywhere with us, but he does love his car rides. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2699 The used car salesman offered me a whale of a deal! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2700 Do you think this Pescatarian diet might be getting out of hand? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2701 We don't even have freezer space. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2702 Wait'll I tell em about the one that got away. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2703 You're the one who wanted to Uber. 1.1974 0.06218 76 66 5 5
2704 It's best he go back to the ocean. The increasing cost of Krill now exceeds epinephrin pens. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2705 So what did you expect I'd get from SeaWorld's Clearance Sale? A stuffed Shamu? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2706 I thought I asked for a hatchback. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2707 I'm not lost! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2708 I am starting to think we should have bought the bigger tank. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2709 The sardines were way too expensive. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2710 I know you wanted to test-drive the hatchback but we really think you will enjoy the brand new humpback. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2711 We need a bigger car. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2712 You're not the one with a low sperm whale count. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2713 This isn't exactly what I meant when I said I wanted a "hybrid" 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2714 Yes, my sense of smell is just fine. Why? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2715 No. I don't know a good drive-thru krill place. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2716 I smell sushi. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2717 See? Who needs a minivan! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2718 Who cut the ambergris? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2719 C'mon, we won't have to go shopping till next August! 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2720 Wales, wail, whale, explain it again . . . 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2721 The sign said everything must go. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2722 You thought it was a catch and release tournament ? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2723 Do you have enough leg room back there? I can pull my seat forward... 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2724 A little late to be saying "quit your blubbering," isn't it? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2725 Do you really think this is what 'Save the Whales' means? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2726 You didn't see Free Willy? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2727 Your buddy need to stop for some krill or can we push on and make Albuquerque? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2728 Apparently, not everyone is having a whale of a time. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2729 I think the guy in back of us is finding this traffic hard to swallow... 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2730 Really. You should've seen the one that got away. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2731 Like I told you "I caught a fish this big" 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2732 Mind if I'm smoked? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2733 You never support my marine biology! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2734 Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?.... 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2735 I know what you're thinking. Didn't I see it was catch and release? 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
2736 Well, I thought it was a whale of a deal! 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2737 Humpback? What Humpback? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2738 But I thought it would look great on the wall in the den. 1.1974 0.06218 76 66 5 5
2739 'The seat is up as far up as it'll go, Henry. If that's not good enough you can get out and walk!" 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2740 This should be in The New Yorker. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2741 You can boil it, broil it, steam it, sauté it, .... 1.1974 0.06218 76 66 5 5
2742 He has absolutely no filter. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2743 Well, yo momma so big she has her own zip code! 1.1974 0.06218 76 66 5 5
2744 But, honey, I said I wanted to include Wales in our trip this summer! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2745 They warned us about driving through standing water. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2746 Seatbelt! 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2747 Do we have enough food for three days and three nights? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2748 I feel so wild. It's not even Friday 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2749 Whale songs are crucial for taking the stress out of a long trip like this. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2750 This is why you shouldn't let me watch Free Willy. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2751 Maybe I should have taken their offer to cut it up into fillets. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2752 In hindsight, I think you would have been better off with an Uber Pool. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3