Contest #535


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535


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2016-09-05
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Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2016-09-18 (estimated)
Number of captions 6103
Number of responses 488929
Number of participants 24460


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 You and your surfaris. 2.0179 0.02865 1171 552 46 573
1 I just couldn't 'catch and release because who would've believed such a whale of a tale? 1.8701 0.03908 539 261 87 191
2 Of course I knew I was marrying a mermaid. I just didn't expect to live with my mother-in-law too. 1.8594 0.03780 512 228 128 156
3 I'll bet that last restaurant will never have "All You Can Eat Shrimp" on their lunch menu again. 1.8281 0.04274 448 228 69 151
4 Yes, I love him. I'll always love him. I'm just saying I still think the hospital switched him at birth. 1.8215 0.04111 437 207 101 129
5 He wants to know if you can move your seat up 1.7964 0.04106 393 178 117 98
6 It's the only way he'll fall asleep. 1.7753 0.04229 365 169 109 87
7 He's not endangered. He's wearing a seatbelt. 1.7609 0.04374 343 163 99 81
8 At least when we brought home the elephant, we had extra trunk room. 1.7148 0.05128 298 171 41 86
9 This is where the blubber meets the road. 1.6960 0.04893 273 143 70 60
10 It's the only way to get him to fall asleep. 1.6949 0.04625 272 133 89 50
11 They warned us not to feed him the growth hormone before we returned the rent-a-car. 1.6926 0.05447 270 162 29 79
12 Cop said he had to issue me a cetacean. 1.6745 0.05093 255 139 60 56
13 I was with you on "Save the Rainforests" and "Save the Monarch Butterfly" but this is a bit too much." 1.6598 0.05043 244 131 65 48
14 He hates the interstate, but he loves the car wash. 1.6555 0.04796 238 120 80 38
15 I swear the ad said "single white male." 1.6555 0.05118 238 129 62 47
16 It's the only way I get him to sleep. 1.6481 0.05073 233 125 65 43
17 Since we're getting it all out, I never liked your cat. 1.6481 0.05110 233 126 63 44
18 So much for the new car smell. 1.6323 0.05428 223 129 47 47
19 Why don't you just say what's really bothering you. And don't say "the whale" again. 1.6323 0.05042 223 119 67 37
20 At least the new car smell is gone. 1.6233 0.05202 215 118 60 37
21 Already? You would think he'd have a bigger bladder. 1.6161 0.05245 211 117 58 36
22 Okay, we saved him - now what? 1.6087 0.05200 207 114 60 33
23 So I finally saved one. Now what should we do with it? 1.5970 0.05144 201 110 62 29
24 The one millionth visitor to Aquaworld. And you couldn't just take the cash prize? 1.5960 0.05351 198 112 54 32
25 We'll see what the Smiths and their stupid dolphin have to say now. 1.5950 0.05309 200 113 55 32
26 Come on, we agreed; I catch them; you clean them. 1.5950 0.05631 200 120 41 39
27 He likes to listen to podcasts. 1.5897 0.05421 195 112 51 32
28 This is why I hate helping you move. 1.5897 0.05613 195 116 43 36
29 When the trooper gets to the window, let me do the talking. 1.5876 0.05346 194 110 54 30
30 At least now we won't look like hypocrites driving around with a 'Save the Whales' bumper sticker. 1.5876 0.05396 194 111 52 31
31 I don't complain about the junk in your car. 1.5812 0.05568 191 113 45 33
32 Quit your blubbering back there. 1.5745 0.05643 188 113 42 33
33 Then why did you have the bumper sticker? 1.5722 0.05868 187 117 33 37
34 Ok, we freed Willie. Now what? 1.5635 0.05443 181 105 50 26
35 O.K., we saved it. Now what? 1.5611 0.05636 180 108 43 29
36 OK, OK, wrong sperm bank. 1.5611 0.05798 180 111 37 32
37 I think it's time we told him he's adopted. 1.5611 0.05636 180 108 43 29
38 I said we should get a hatchback, not a humpback. 1.5587 0.05879 179 112 34 33
39 I should've read the fine print when they said "adopt a whale". 1.5587 0.05550 179 106 46 27
40 The whales aren't going to just save themselves. 1.5587 0.05493 179 105 48 26
41 You have to admit, that salesman was good. 1.5587 0.05550 179 106 46 27
42 Shouldn't we buckle him in if we're truly out to save them? 1.5562 0.05688 178 108 41 29
43 I didn't realize "Save the Whales" included transportation. 1.5537 0.05715 177 108 40 29
44 Ever wonder how he knows we are taking him to the vet? 1.5537 0.05427 177 103 50 24
45 When we get to Customs, just act nonchalant. 1.5537 0.05246 177 100 56 21
46 Trust me; in five years echolocation will have completely replaced GPS. 1.5537 0.05544 177 105 46 26
47 Worms. What did you use? 1.5506 0.05635 178 108 42 28
48 Will you quit your blubbering back there! 1.5491 0.05763 173 106 39 28
49 This is the last time we buy seafood at Costco. 1.5491 0.06048 173 111 29 33
50 Warning - "Objects in mirror are bigger than they appear" 1.5465 0.05489 172 101 48 23
51 There goes the "new car smell." 1.5465 0.05672 172 104 42 26
52 He keeps asking to listen to some podcast. 1.5465 0.05907 172 108 34 30
53 If I hear any more blubbering back there, I'm going to stop this car. 1.5439 0.05515 171 101 47 23
54 We're at the border.......... I'll do the talking! 1.5439 0.05515 171 101 47 23
55 I didn't say anything when you took all those seashells. 1.5412 0.05478 170 100 48 22
56 How many do you plan on saving? 1.5385 0.05567 169 101 45 23
57 ... "hatchback"... "humpback", it's an honest mistake... 1.5385 0.05754 169 104 39 26
58 We could've just gotten the bumper sticker. 1.5380 0.05580 171 103 44 24
59 I'm tired of him spouting off. Next time he swims home. 1.5357 0.05594 168 101 44 23
60 OK. Willie's free. Now what? 1.5357 0.05530 168 100 46 22
61 Hey back there, stop your blubbering! 1.5329 0.05357 167 97 51 19
62 We saved him. Now what? 1.5329 0.05747 167 103 39 25
63 Call it the Mother Theresa approach,'If you can't save all the whales, just save one.' 1.5329 0.05556 167 100 45 22
64 Oh, like you NEVER bring work home with you. 1.5329 0.05684 167 102 41 24
65 OK, we saved a whale. Now what? 1.5301 0.05711 166 102 40 24
66 Next time, I'm thinking catch and release. 1.5298 0.05467 168 100 47 21
67 I really miss that New Car smell 1.5276 0.05457 163 96 48 19
68 I think he'd do much better in a different school. 1.5276 0.05793 163 101 38 24
69 Not all hitchhiking whales are killer whales. 1.5273 0.06173 165 109 25 31
70 He hates going to the vet. 1.5247 0.05412 162 95 49 18
71 I got him registered as a service animal. 1.5241 0.05963 166 107 31 28
72 No, I CAN'T move my seat up any farther. 1.5217 0.06110 161 105 28 28
73 Now we'll see how smug the Johnsons are about their rescue dog. 1.5217 0.05579 161 97 44 20
74 My Dad said his first car had fins, too. 1.5217 0.05851 161 101 36 24
75 One more block and she'll be out like a light. 1.5188 0.05535 160 96 45 19
76 How much bigger are objects supposed to appear in this mirror?! 1.5188 0.05744 160 99 39 22
77 I wanted to buy a goldfish, but this was all that Costco had. 1.5188 0.05744 160 99 39 22
78 Because I believe that Save the Whales should mean more than a bumper sticker. That's why. 1.5188 0.05675 160 98 41 21
79 The kids are awfully quiet. 1.5157 0.05909 159 101 34 24
80 Couldn't we have just bought the bumper sticker? 1.5157 0.05841 159 100 36 23
81 The hotel soaps were one thing.... 1.5157 0.05772 159 99 38 22
82 There it is again. You're telling me you don't hear that sound?! 1.5127 0.05801 158 99 37 22
83 What's the big deal. We're going to Sea World, he's going to Sea World. 1.5125 0.05881 160 102 34 24
84 I think they'll still want a puppy. 1.5125 0.05745 160 100 38 22
85 He looks smaller in the mirror. 1.5096 0.05542 157 95 44 18
86 OK. We have a whale. Next on the list is a tire from a B-17. 1.5096 0.05968 157 101 32 24
87 You know, most couples start with a dog. 1.5096 0.05616 157 96 42 19
88 We always buy more than we need at Costco. 1.5096 0.05899 157 100 34 23
89 How many whales do you plan on saving? 1.5096 0.05161 157 90 54 13
90 What’s the point of a hybrid if you can’t save the whales? 1.5096 0.05830 157 99 36 22
91 I told you objects in the rear view mirror look closer than they appear 1.5064 0.06067 156 102 29 25
92 Don't worry, things always look larger in those mirrors. 1.5064 0.05569 156 95 43 18
93 Maybe we shouldn't buy our fish at Costco. 1.5064 0.05859 156 99 35 22
94 Couldn't we have just opted for the 'Save the Whales' bumper sticker? 1.5064 0.05716 156 97 39 20
95 What we don't eat tonight, we'll freeze. 1.5033 0.05726 153 95 39 19
96 You should have spouted before we left. 1.5032 0.06098 155 102 28 25
97 What do they mean by "objects in mirror closer than they appear"? 1.5000 0.06121 152 100 28 24
98 Did you feel a hump back there in the road? 1.5000 0.06262 152 102 24 26
99 Objects in mirror are larger than they appear. 1.5000 0.05754 152 95 38 19
100 He was cute, you said. He won't get that big, you said. 1.4967 0.05874 153 98 34 21
101 Now we have to find a pet friendly motel with a pool. 1.4967 0.05859 151 96 35 20
102 Maybe we should rethink Costco. 1.4967 0.06081 151 99 29 23
103 That squeaking noise? The mechanic said it was just a fluke. 1.4967 0.06008 151 98 31 22
104 You do know that the souvenir shop also sold t-shirts. 1.4967 0.05783 151 95 37 19
105 And how exactly do you intend to free Willy? 1.4933 0.05964 150 97 32 21
106 Look, he said he was endangered, what was I supposed to do, not give him a ride? 1.4933 0.05413 150 90 46 14
107 I don't think "save the whales" means bring them to church. 1.4899 0.06069 149 98 29 22
108 I could have sworn their website said "a whale of a sale", not "sale of a whale". 1.4899 0.05684 149 93 39 17
109 I'm having second thoughts about this whole sperm donor thing. 1.4899 0.06502 149 104 17 28
110 "For me, the free whale closed the deal. 1.4899 0.05684 149 93 39 17
111 I can still smell the beach. 1.4899 0.05918 149 96 33 20
112 I think they will like it. Everyone brings wine. 1.4899 0.05841 149 95 35 19
113 If he dies, you have to flush him down the toilet. 1.4867 0.05963 150 98 31 21
114 Most people just pickup a couple shells. 1.4865 0.05792 148 94 36 18
115 On the plus side, we get to use the carpool lane. 1.4863 0.05519 146 89 43 14
116 When do you think we should tell him he's adopted? 1.4863 0.05851 146 93 35 18
117 I know it will be crowded but you know how much he loves the beach. 1.4863 0.05851 146 93 35 18
118 It's not his breath that bothers me; it's that I have to put my seat all the way forward. 1.4863 0.06010 146 95 31 20
119 Don't let him pick the music. He likes all this high-pitched squealing stuff. 1.4863 0.05604 146 90 41 15
120 Seafood's just cheaper at Costco. 1.4863 0.05770 146 92 37 17
121 Well, you can't expect him to walk. 1.4863 0.05604 146 90 41 15
122 I always wanted a car with fins. 1.4863 0.06088 146 96 29 21
123 Ever since we left the beach, the kids haven't said a word. 1.4863 0.06088 146 96 29 21
124 we've got to stop shopping at Costco. 1.4832 0.06143 149 100 26 23
125 Next time, we go to Costco with a list. 1.4792 0.06152 144 96 27 21
126 You know why they kicked us out of the apartment, right? 1.4792 0.05911 144 93 33 18
127 Look, give it a rest. If you were endangered, I'd give you a ride too. 1.4792 0.05659 144 90 39 15
128 The migration of the humpbacks seemed a lot more majestic before they started hitchhiking. 1.4792 0.05992 144 94 31 19
129 Remember when our biggest worry used to be the elephant in the room? 1.4792 0.06152 144 96 27 21
130 Are you saying the krill is gone? 1.4792 0.05992 144 94 31 19
131 What did you think I meant when I said I wanted to be a sperm donor? 1.4792 0.06152 144 96 27 21
132 What exactly are we saving the whales from? 1.4792 0.05992 144 94 31 19
133 I clearly said hatchback. 1.4792 0.06385 144 99 21 24
134 Our concern should've ended with the bumper sticker! 1.4755 0.05773 143 91 36 16
135 Objects in mirror are closer than they appear 1.4755 0.06264 143 97 24 22
136 So we're gonna fight about this now too? 1.4722 0.05393 144 88 44 12
137 Ok, ok...next time we want fish we won't go to Costco. 1.4718 0.05971 142 93 31 18
138 When you suggested we use the Sperm Bank, I apparently misunderstood. 1.4718 0.05801 142 91 35 16
139 Next time, just offer to bring wine, okay? 1.4718 0.05887 142 92 33 17
140 See what happens when you buy seafood from Costco? 1.4681 0.05831 141 91 34 16
141 Next time the vet is coming to our house. 1.4681 0.05917 141 92 32 17
142 I told you, the sign said 'Free the Whales,' not 'Free Whales.' 1.4681 0.05917 141 92 32 17
143 What are you blubbering about back there? 1.4681 0.06086 141 94 28 19
144 Hatchback. Humpback. Reasonable mistake. 1.4676 0.06067 139 92 29 18
145 You're the one that keeps saying we've got to save them! 1.4676 0.06152 139 93 27 19
146 This is the last time I order the Seafood Surprise. 1.4676 0.05713 139 88 37 14
147 I wish you would have left him at home so he doesn't go spouting off during dinner. 1.4676 0.05893 139 90 33 16
148 You sure about this? The goldfish only lasted a week." 1.4676 0.05527 139 86 41 12
149 The poor guy probably doesn't even know that we are going to the b-e-a-c-h. 1.4676 0.05621 139 87 39 13
150 It's just until he finds a place of his own. 1.4676 0.05803 139 89 35 15
151 This is bigger than both of us. 1.4676 0.06152 139 93 27 19
152 I finally catch something and you're complaining? 1.4676 0.05713 139 88 37 14
153 I would've preferred a blue whale too... But at some point you've got to be practical. 1.4676 0.06067 139 92 29 18
154 Where did you say you found that sperm donor? 1.4676 0.06067 139 92 29 18
155 That Costco membership has really been saving us money. 1.4653 0.05906 144 95 31 18
156 All I know is that it's closer than it appears in the mirror. 1.4648 0.05968 142 94 30 18
157 I tried to leave him home but he wouldn't stop blubbering. 1.4648 0.06052 142 95 28 19
158 Please tell me you didn't throw the receipt away. 1.4648 0.05443 142 88 42 12
159 I told you at the pet store, "Sure, it's cute now... but it's going to get bigger." 1.4638 0.05833 138 89 34 15
160 If you call me Ishmael one more time, I'm calling a divorce attorney. 1.4638 0.06436 138 96 20 22
161 The kids are kind of quiet, don't you think? 1.4638 0.06185 138 93 26 19
162 I feel like such a fool now that you explained sperm donation to me... 1.4638 0.06354 138 95 22 21
163 I could've sworn they said 'hatchback'. 1.4638 0.06354 138 95 22 21
164 There's a catch 1.4638 0.06011 138 91 30 17
165 And you thought dog breath was bad. 1.4638 0.05648 138 87 38 13
166 I swear, the salesman said hatchback, not humpback. 1.4638 0.06011 138 91 30 17
167 You're right, he's getting too big for the car seat. 1.4638 0.05554 138 86 40 12
168 I caught it -- you clean it. 1.4599 0.05770 137 88 35 14
169 This is the last time I ever help you move. 1.4599 0.05770 137 88 35 14
170 How was I supposed to know he was gonna sing the whole way? 1.4599 0.05862 137 89 33 15
171 Relax, everything looks bigger and closer in the rear view mirror. 1.4559 0.05608 136 86 38 12
172 My dad's car had fins. 1.4559 0.05984 136 90 30 16
173 He came out of the blue. 1.4559 0.05984 136 90 30 16
174 You understood when it was a therapy dog. 1.4559 0.05799 136 88 34 14
175 Turn it up. He loves this podcast. 1.4559 0.05984 136 90 30 16
176 I could have sworn the salesman said "hatchback." 1.4559 0.05799 136 88 34 14
177 Next time, pay the damn delivery fee. 1.4559 0.06074 136 91 28 17
178 I told you I was good at carnival games. 1.4559 0.05892 136 89 32 15
179 You smell it too? 1.4559 0.06251 136 93 24 19
180 If you guys want to stop for plankton, I know a good spot. 1.4519 0.05922 135 89 31 15
181 Oh you wanted okra. The text said orca. 1.4519 0.05536 135 85 39 11
182 No legs. Needed a ride. What else could I do? 1.4519 0.05536 135 85 39 11
183 Would it be rude to stop for sushi? 1.4519 0.06106 135 91 27 17
184 I ordered a Hatchback and they gave me a Humpback. 1.4519 0.05922 135 89 31 15
185 I just couldn't pass up Sea World's going out of business sale. 1.4519 0.06284 135 93 23 19
186 Well, you're the one who said if I could catch him I could keep him. 1.4478 0.05760 134 87 34 13
187 So go ahead. Call me Ishmael. 1.4478 0.06228 134 92 24 18
188 So maybe we can just do a "Save the Whales" bumper sticker next time? 1.4478 0.06045 134 90 28 16
189 What is he blubbering about this time? 1.4470 0.05723 132 85 35 12
190 Maybe you should drive ... the LSD is kicking in. 1.4470 0.05823 132 86 33 13
191 That's not what I meant when I said we should hump back there. 1.4470 0.06481 132 93 19 20
192 Their migration routes are unpredictable. 1.4470 0.05621 132 84 37 11
193 I'm pretty sure I said "hatchback", not "humpback"... 1.4470 0.06018 132 88 29 15
194 Was that you? 1.4470 0.06300 132 91 23 18
195 Now that we saved one, no more protests, OK? 1.4470 0.05921 132 87 31 14
196 Now do you believe me that sea levels are rising? 1.4470 0.05517 132 83 39 10
197 I can't handle another hour listening to that blow hole. 1.4470 0.06300 132 91 23 18
198 Look, I don't care how it actually happened, but you've got to stop saying it's just a fluke. 1.4444 0.06191 135 93 24 18
199 Hatchback, Humpback--there's just no pleasing you, Janice. 1.4427 0.06146 131 89 26 16
200 Great. You-know-who is being a humpback-seat driver again. 1.4427 0.06517 131 93 18 20
201 He's not heavy, he's my blubber. 1.4427 0.06334 131 91 22 18
202 In a couple years she'll be old enough to drive herself to swim practice, 1.4427 0.06049 131 88 28 15
203 We freed Willy. Now what? 1.4427 0.06146 131 89 26 16
204 Hunters do it with deer all the time. 1.4427 0.06146 131 89 26 16
205 I told you that buying a raffle ticket in Iceland was not a good idea 1.4427 0.05852 131 86 32 13
206 You know you can download whale sounds, right? 1.4427 0.06240 131 90 24 17
207 Can't you just bring shells home like everybody else? 1.4427 0.05852 131 86 32 13
208 I think we're in Melville. 1.4427 0.06049 131 88 28 15
209 It says your drop-off location is the Pacific Ocean, is that correct? 1.4427 0.05751 131 85 34 12
210 Because he doesn't bark out the window, that's why. 1.4427 0.06049 131 88 28 15
211 You want to save the whales only when it's convenient for you. 1.4427 0.06049 131 88 28 15
212 Maybe getting the sushi at Costo wasn't such a good idea. 1.4427 0.06334 131 91 22 18
213 Usually this makes her fall asleep. 1.4427 0.06426 131 92 20 19
214 Come on, how often does Sea World have a clearance sale? 1.4427 0.05751 131 85 34 12
215 Okay, that's the downside of shopping at Costco. 1.4427 0.06426 131 92 20 19
216 Next year we take the Greenpeace tote bag. 1.4427 0.05648 131 84 36 11
217 I don't think this is what they meant by 'adopt a whale.' 1.4394 0.06202 132 91 24 17
218 I told them I wanted a car with fins. 1.4394 0.05916 132 88 30 14
219 Would you have let him stand there with his flipper out? 1.4394 0.06386 132 93 20 19
220 You know he hates being left alone at home. 1.4385 0.05982 130 87 29 14
221 Define "save." 1.4385 0.05881 130 86 31 13
222 Well, at least he stopped blubbering. 1.4385 0.06368 130 91 21 18
223 What about my sperm count? 1.4385 0.06178 130 89 25 16
224 It's just for a few days, until he can find a new apartment. 1.4385 0.05982 130 87 29 14
225 Let's stop at Red Lobster and scare the hell out of the manager. 1.4385 0.05982 130 87 29 14
226 Remember, when we get to the drive-in, he's 12. 1.4385 0.05881 130 86 31 13
227 He always spouts off when he's in the backseat. 1.4385 0.05675 130 84 35 11
228 Look at this big jerk tail-gating. 1.4385 0.06178 130 89 25 16
229 Objects may be closer than they appear. 1.4361 0.06071 133 91 26 16
230 I want to save the whales as much as the next guy. But, couldn't we just give money? 1.4341 0.06012 129 87 28 14
231 Turn up the radio if you don't like his singing. 1.4341 0.06307 129 90 22 17
232 Let's hope he doesn't get car sick 1.4341 0.05911 129 86 30 13
233 If I only have a picture they'll say it's Photoshopped. 1.4341 0.06012 129 87 28 14
234 It's a fish called Honda 1.4341 0.05807 129 85 32 12
235 It's the smallest size they have at Costco. 1.4297 0.06341 128 90 21 17
236 You said you wanted to get your father something that would remind him of your mother. 1.4297 0.06043 128 87 27 14
237 This totally justifies our Costco membership. 1.4297 0.06243 128 89 23 16
238 And where are we going to find plankton at this time of night? 1.4297 0.06043 128 87 27 14
239 Fine, go ahead and blame it on spellcheck, but how was I supposed to know that you meant to type "hatchback?" 1.4297 0.06438 128 91 19 18
240 You think I should have thrown it back, don't you? 1.4297 0.05941 128 86 29 13
241 I suppose now we have to stop at Costco and get 90 tubs of tartar sauce. 1.4297 0.06532 128 92 17 19
242 Hatchbacks are out. Humpbacks are in. 1.4297 0.05836 128 85 31 12
243 Trophy wife, trophy fish, don't make me choose. 1.4297 0.05941 128 86 29 13
244 The rear Right Whale is out of alignment. 1.4297 0.05836 128 85 31 12
245 Is it just me or have you also noticed that The New Yorker seems to be preoccupied with whales? 1.4297 0.06043 128 87 27 14
246 I hope there's not a pool at the party, or we'll never get him back in the car. 1.4297 0.05836 128 85 31 12
247 He called me Ishmael. 1.4286 0.06008 126 85 28 13
248 So, is this your first time in a carpool? 1.4286 0.06317 126 88 22 16
249 Damn! The car keeps fishtailing. 1.4286 0.05793 126 83 32 11
250 Why didn't you blow before we left? 1.4286 0.06216 126 87 24 15
251 Well, what did you think I was going to withdraw from the sperm bank? 1.4286 0.06216 126 87 24 15
252 sometimes the Costco portions seem out of hand. 1.4286 0.06317 126 88 22 16
253 The salesmen told me that echo location is much better than GPS. 1.4286 0.05793 126 83 32 11
254 I really don't think that's what they mean by "Save the Whales". 1.4264 0.06005 129 88 27 14
255 Don't worry. It's a hatchback whale. 1.4264 0.06301 129 91 21 17
256 At least we don't have to walk him. 1.4240 0.05479 125 80 37 8
257 I thought I was entering a contest for a 'hatchback'. 1.4240 0.06351 125 88 21 16
258 I swear I heard the salesman say 'hatchback.' 1.4240 0.06145 125 86 25 14
259 I spy something blue. 1.4240 0.06249 125 87 23 15
260 Next year let's put him in a school closer to home. 1.4240 0.05931 125 84 29 12
261 Am I being paranoid, or is that guy tailing us? 1.4240 0.05710 125 82 33 10
262 You know I can't leave him at home when we go to the beach. 1.4240 0.05821 125 83 31 11
263 I don't mind saving them, but I could do without the attitude. 1.4240 0.06145 125 86 25 14
264 We dropping off your mom first? 1.4240 0.06551 125 90 17 18
265 Yes, but think of the Omega 3. 1.4240 0.06039 125 85 27 13
266 I don't care what your sonar is telling you, the GPS says we should turn left. 1.4240 0.06145 125 86 25 14
267 The sign said "FREE Willy"! How could I ignore a free whale? 1.4240 0.06351 125 88 21 16
268 The new sonar feature is great for parking. 1.4240 0.05821 125 83 31 11
269 Wouldn’t Greenpeace be just as happy with a donation? 1.4206 0.06000 126 86 27 13
270 Well, I don't have a low sperm count anymore. 1.4194 0.06386 124 88 20 16
271 "Let Jonah go to the beach!" you said. "He'll have fun!" you said. 1.4194 0.06386 124 88 20 16
272 It handles great, because the weight's in the back 1.4194 0.05850 124 83 30 11
273 YOU tell him to buckle his seatbelt. 1.4194 0.05737 124 82 32 10
274 So........How'd it go at the Sperm Bank? 1.4194 0.06282 124 87 22 15
275 Admit it - you think I should have thrown it back, don't you? 1.4194 0.05503 124 80 36 8
276 Stop that blubbering, we're almost there! 1.4194 0.06177 124 86 24 14
277 I could have sworn the dealer said "hatchback." 1.4194 0.06386 124 88 20 16
278 I couldn't stand that new-car smell. 1.4146 0.06209 123 86 23 14
279 I know, I know. I catch it, I cook it. 1.4146 0.06101 123 85 25 13
280 It's called catch and release , catch and release , but no you had to keep him . 1.4146 0.06209 123 86 23 14
281 Quit blubbering back there! 1.4146 0.05878 123 83 29 11
282 I hope that next year we play a football team with a mascot that's easier to steal. 1.4146 0.05878 123 83 29 11
283 Actually, once he hears my car keys he jumps in all on his own. 1.4146 0.05878 123 83 29 11
284 Next vacation--no more souvenirs. 1.4098 0.06021 122 84 26 12
285 Why can't we keep him? 1.4098 0.05907 122 83 28 11
286 Objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are. 1.4098 0.05907 122 83 28 11
287 Next year let's go to the mountains 1.4098 0.05907 122 83 28 11
288 Couldn't we have just opted for the bumper sticker? 1.4098 0.05552 122 80 34 8
289 Why are you so annoyed? It's my first traffic cetacean ever. 1.4098 0.06242 122 86 22 14
290 You only asked if I was a dog person or a cat person. 1.4098 0.05907 122 83 28 11
291 He think's we're getting krill. Don't mention the m-a-r-i-n-e b-i-o-l-o-g-i-s-t. 1.4098 0.06021 122 84 26 12
292 I think it's time we addressed the whale in the car. 1.4098 0.06132 122 85 24 13
293 I wanted a hatchback, not a humpback! 1.4098 0.06021 122 84 26 12
294 Do the kids seem unusually quiet back there? 1.4098 0.06242 122 86 22 14
295 yes I guess you can finally block my access to the "free stuff" section on Craigslist 1.4098 0.06021 122 84 26 12
296 Seashells are for tourists. 1.4087 0.05910 115 77 29 9
297 See if there's a breath mint in the glove compartment 1.4083 0.06317 120 85 21 14
298 Next time, Catch and Release! 1.4083 0.05857 120 81 29 10
299 I said hatchback, not humpback, to the rental agent, right? 1.4083 0.06206 120 84 23 13
300 Stop being a Dick 1.4083 0.06427 120 86 19 15
301 Wait till you see the fishbowl. 1.4083 0.06206 120 84 23 13
302 Yeh, well I say, whatever happens in Nantucket stays in Nantucket. 1.4083 0.06206 120 84 23 13
303 Stevie's been awfully quiet since we left the aquarium. 1.4083 0.05976 120 82 27 11
304 You let the littlest things bother you. 1.4083 0.05976 120 82 27 11
305 Just driving a hybrid with a "save the whales" bumper sticker would have been a bit too cliché. 1.4083 0.06092 120 83 25 12
306 The car is fishtailing 1.4083 0.06206 120 84 23 13
307 Before you know it, you'll wonder how we ever got along without one. 1.4083 0.05613 120 79 33 8
308 I'll tell you something else that's endangered. 1.4083 0.05736 120 80 31 9
309 What are you blubbering back there? 1.4083 0.06427 120 86 19 15
310 He said, "Are we there, yet?" 1.4083 0.06206 120 84 23 13
311 Catch-and-release may have been a better way to go. 1.4083 0.06206 120 84 23 13
312 I don't know. For some reason it just doesn't have that new car smell. 1.4083 0.05976 120 82 27 11
313 Just once it would be nice to go to a restaurant without him complaining about the lack of krill on the menu. 1.4083 0.05976 120 82 27 11
314 Don't worry, it's just a fluke. 1.4083 0.06092 120 83 25 12
315 I thought the Adopt-a-Whale program was merely a fund-raising gimmick. 1.4083 0.05976 120 82 27 11
316 And you laughed when I packed the harpoons. 1.4083 0.05857 120 81 29 10
317 I'm having second thoughts about this, maybe we should go with a Koi pond instead. 1.4083 0.05857 120 81 29 10
318 He'd be no less endangered if I'd left him on that beach. 1.4065 0.05981 123 85 26 12
319 That's the last time you ask, 'what can we bring?' 1.4065 0.05754 123 83 30 10
320 I'm not sure I understood all the details when I clicked on "I Agree" 1.4065 0.05981 123 85 26 12
321 I am O.K. with ignoring the elephant in the room, but can we please discuss the whale in the backseat? 1.4065 0.06091 123 86 24 13
322 I thought they said rear "wheel" drive. 1.4050 0.06274 121 86 21 14
323 OK, my mistake. Something smells mamally in the back seat. 1.4050 0.06274 121 86 21 14
324 We're being tailed, big time. 1.4034 0.06123 119 83 24 12
325 No, some marine biologists do take their work home with them. 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
326 Look, we got him in, we can get him out! 1.4034 0.06005 119 82 26 11
327 This isn't what I meant by car pool 1.4034 0.06462 119 86 18 15
328 I told you not to feed him. Now he's gunna follow us all the way back to the mainland. 1.4034 0.06123 119 83 24 12
329 I think we should stick to dog rescue. 1.4034 0.06005 119 82 26 11
330 Keep an eye out for the Melville exit. 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
331 We can't visit your mother without bringing something. 1.4034 0.06005 119 82 26 11
332 Yes, I know humpback and hatchback aren't the same thing...NOW. 1.4034 0.06238 119 84 22 13
333 He wants to know whether you can see any plankton stuck in his teeth. 1.4034 0.06123 119 83 24 12
334 Just like everything else with you the koi pond wasn't enough. 1.4034 0.06123 119 83 24 12
335 We made the deal - I catch it, you bone it. 1.4034 0.05510 119 78 34 7
336 Call me A-cab. 1.4034 0.06462 119 86 18 15
337 A whale landing on the car is more than a fluke. 1.4034 0.06462 119 86 18 15
338 Think we should stop for water? 1.4034 0.06123 119 83 24 12
339 It's only to Baltimore. He said he'd buy the gas. 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
340 That was some tornado. 1.4034 0.05638 119 79 32 8
341 An Uber driver is never surprised. 1.4034 0.05763 119 80 30 9
342 How much bigger do objects appear in the rear view mirror? 1.4034 0.06123 119 83 24 12
343 Did you remember the plankton? 1.4032 0.06051 124 87 24 13
344 This should be a tough meet. I've heard that Phelps kid is pretty good. 1.3983 0.06035 118 82 25 11
345 For some reason I remember the prizes being a lot smaller. And in a baggie. 1.3983 0.06385 118 85 19 14
346 You're the one who said you wanted to save the whales. 1.3983 0.05914 118 81 27 10
347 It was you who told our son he could be anything. 1.3983 0.05914 118 81 27 10
348 You caught it, you want it home, you bone it! 1.3983 0.06270 118 84 21 13
349 It looked smaller in the store. 1.3983 0.05126 118 75 39 4
350 Yeah, but we get to use the carpool lane. 1.3983 0.05914 118 81 27 10
351 You’re still bored? 1.3983 0.06270 118 84 21 13
352 Let's rethink Costco for cat food. 1.3983 0.06385 118 85 19 14
353 Remember when cars had fins on the back? 1.3983 0.05914 118 81 27 10
354 So how was I to know this car had been through a flood? 1.3983 0.05914 118 81 27 10
355 Trust me, now we can use the HOV Lane 1.3983 0.06385 118 85 19 14
356 It's tough playing these dives after headlining at Sea World. 1.3983 0.05914 118 81 27 10
357 We can do better, you said. The elephant in the room was too cliche, you said. 1.3983 0.06497 118 86 17 15
358 Sorry, what sperm bank were you talking about? 1.3983 0.06270 118 84 21 13
359 I can't wait to see Ahab's face when I pull into the driveway. 1.3983 0.05914 118 81 27 10
360 Can we at least agree that "You'll never fit that in there" could have been interpreted as a challenge? 1.3950 0.06111 119 84 23 12
361 I bet you can't guess what happened when you were sleeping. 1.3950 0.05751 119 81 29 9
362 Guess who ate all the shrimp again? 1.3932 0.06303 117 84 20 13
363 Who ever thought SeaWorld would just give them away? 1.3932 0.06064 117 82 24 11
364 The great thing about our new navigation system is that it uses sonar! 1.3932 0.05688 117 79 30 8
365 I couldn't remember whether you wanted the hatchback or the humpback. 1.3913 0.06261 115 82 21 12
366 I'm sure I said hatchback not humpback. 1.3913 0.06382 115 83 19 13
367 Don't tell him we're going to the vet. Last time he blubbered the whole way there. 1.3913 0.06382 115 83 19 13
368 Maybe we should address the whale in the car? 1.3913 0.05884 115 79 27 9
369 Stop looking at me like I made a huge mistake. 1.3913 0.06382 115 83 19 13
370 Well, perhaps we should go to the ocean first, and then go to Costco. 1.3913 0.06138 115 81 23 11
371 We're going to need a lot more tartar sauce. 1.3913 0.06382 115 83 19 13
372 Tail fins are back in 1.3913 0.06138 115 81 23 11
373 I love the new Whole Foods. 1.3913 0.06012 115 80 25 10
374 'Let's sign up to be Uber drivers. How bad can it be?' you said! 1.3913 0.06382 115 83 19 13
375 Really!? This is how we save the whales? 1.3913 0.06012 115 80 25 10
376 Did you know objects in your rear view mirror are also larger than they appear to be? 1.3913 0.06261 115 82 21 12
377 What ever happened to catch and release? 1.3913 0.06138 115 81 23 11
378 Those sale items at Costco are always so hard to resist. 1.3913 0.05884 115 79 27 9
379 You had to choose the sonar GPS. 1.3913 0.06138 115 81 23 11
380 At least he doesn't shed... 1.3913 0.06012 115 80 25 10
381 Why couldn't you blow before we left the house? 1.3913 0.06731 115 86 13 16
382 At least he doesn't keep us up all night barking. 1.3913 0.05884 115 79 27 9
383 Plankton again? Why does he always get to decide what's for dinner. 1.3898 0.06141 118 84 22 12
384 Maybe we've taken this whole Greenpeace thing a bit too far? 1.3898 0.05901 118 82 26 10
385 You cannot simply decline the aquarium raffle's grand prize. It just isn't done. 1.3860 0.06293 114 82 20 12
386 So, you said "Get a hatchback"? I'm pretty sure you said "humpback". 1.3860 0.05912 114 79 26 9
387 You knew I was a marine biologist when you married me. 1.3860 0.05779 114 78 28 8
388 He says he can't hear the radio. Would you find a lower frequency? 1.3860 0.05643 114 77 30 7
389 That's not what I had in mind when I agreed to whale watching. 1.3860 0.06415 114 83 18 13
390 I take my bumper stickers very seriously. 1.3860 0.06415 114 83 18 13
391 We had to buy it, Lois, it's the only thing at Costco that would go with the ten gallon jar of tartar sauce we bought there last weekend. 1.3860 0.06415 114 83 18 13
392 Again? We just stopped for krill an hour ago. 1.3860 0.06169 114 81 22 11
393 You said you didn’t want a dog. 1.3860 0.05912 114 79 26 9
394 Well, that's the last time I'll drive through standing water. 1.3860 0.06293 114 82 20 12
395 You know, pet rescue isn't supposed to be a competition. 1.3860 0.06293 114 82 20 12
396 I know you wanted a hatchback, but all they had were humpbacks. 1.3860 0.06041 114 80 24 10
397 Fine, but he's not allowed to sleep in bed with us. 1.3860 0.06293 114 82 20 12
398 Do you hear someone singing? 1.3860 0.06415 114 83 18 13
399 Lets call him Ishmael. 1.3860 0.05912 114 79 26 9
400 I wish you had told me about your emotional support animal before I booked our flight. 1.3860 0.06041 114 80 24 10
401 Oh, settle down! She called 'shotgun' fair and square. 1.3860 0.06535 114 84 16 14
402 Call me Imbecile. 1.3860 0.06769 114 86 12 16
403 I tried flushing it down the toilet. 1.3860 0.06293 114 82 20 12
404 Maybe we should've stuck with rescuing cats. 1.3860 0.06041 114 80 24 10
405 Actually, in the case, I think the object is as big as it appears! 1.3860 0.05912 114 79 26 9
406 Well, I don't think he wants to be here either! 1.3805 0.06070 113 80 23 10
407 What? I put down a towel! 1.3805 0.06199 113 81 21 11
408 I told you the car was fishtailing. 1.3805 0.05939 113 79 25 9
409 I miss our elephant. 1.3805 0.06199 113 81 21 11
410 Keep an eye out for road krill. 1.3805 0.06325 113 82 19 12
411 I hate when that low tire pressure light goes on for no reason. 1.3805 0.05939 113 79 25 9
412 But they're so cute when they're little! 1.3805 0.05804 113 78 27 8
413 I told you I came with baggage! 1.3805 0.05804 113 78 27 8
414 Why didn't you spout before we left?! 1.3805 0.06199 113 81 21 11
415 I thought you meant something different when you said we were whale watching this weekend. 1.3805 0.06570 113 84 15 14
416 Every year, it's the same with you two. Maybe I don't want to spend our vacation at the beach. 1.3805 0.06325 113 82 19 12
417 What are you blubbering about? 1.3805 0.06070 113 80 23 10
418 I'm allergic to dogs. 1.3793 0.05828 116 81 26 9
419 Stop that blubbering this minute, or we're turning around. 1.3772 0.06279 114 83 19 12
420 I think there's something wrong with the dog. 1.3750 0.06358 112 82 18 12
421 Okay. Aside from that – how do you like the car? 1.3750 0.05830 112 78 26 8
422 I told you to get a hatchback, not a humpback! 1.3750 0.05966 112 79 24 9
423 Don't you love that new carp smell? 1.3750 0.06230 112 81 20 11
424 Now we just need to pick up 4 tons of krill and then we'll be on our way home. 1.3750 0.05830 112 78 26 8
425 You're not going to let me forget this, are you? 1.3750 0.06230 112 81 20 11
426 Because he saved my life, OK? 1.3750 0.06099 112 80 22 10
427 Why did you tell him that Monterey Bay is on our way? 1.3750 0.06099 112 80 22 10
428 ...now, I would like to see the kids try to flush this one down the toilet 1.3750 0.06099 112 80 22 10
429 Humpback. Hatchback. You have to admit, it's confusing. 1.3750 0.06099 112 80 22 10
430 "No, I'm sure I said a hatchback". 1.3750 0.05830 112 78 26 8
431 Oh, that reminds me...when is your mother coming? 1.3750 0.06099 112 80 22 10
432 We've had an elephant in the room for far to long. 1.3750 0.06230 112 81 20 11
433 Don't be so provincial. In Europe, people take their whales everywhere. 1.3750 0.05547 112 76 30 6
434 I told you it would fit. 1.3750 0.05830 112 78 26 8
435 Elephant in the room? Shouldn't we be talking about the whale in the back seat? 1.3750 0.06230 112 81 20 11
436 No, I don't see another swimming pool. Can you hold it? 1.3750 0.06606 112 84 14 14
437 They were out of jumbo shrimp. 1.3750 0.06230 112 81 20 11
438 If the suspension can handle this, your mom should be okay 1.3750 0.06230 112 81 20 11
439 You are NEVER coming with me to Costco again! 1.3750 0.05966 112 79 24 9
440 Remember when you used to collect seashells? 1.3750 0.05830 112 78 26 8
441 The krill light just came on. 1.3750 0.06099 112 80 22 10
442 I found him in the deep end of the car pool. 1.3750 0.05830 112 78 26 8
443 You're right. Objects in the mirror ARE closer than they appear. 1.3750 0.05547 112 76 30 6
444 You just don't see whale for three cents a pound anymore. 1.3750 0.06483 112 83 16 13
445 You HAD to ask if we could bring anything. 1.3750 0.06230 112 81 20 11
446 I wanted an anxiety pet that suited my anxiety 1.3750 0.06358 112 82 18 12
447 "I think catch-and-release would have been a better idea'. 1.3739 0.06109 115 83 21 11
448 And you said we wouldn't catch anything. 1.3717 0.05922 113 80 24 9
449 I swear, he only stays with us until he gets back on his feet. 1.3717 0.05787 113 79 26 8
450 Why did you have to order the "catch of the day?" 1.3717 0.06054 113 81 22 10
451 No, I'm pretty sure it's your phone making that sound. 1.3717 0.05922 113 80 24 9
452 You know he should be facing backwards at this age. 1.3717 0.05922 113 80 24 9
453 Can we address the whale in the car? 1.3717 0.06183 113 82 20 11
454 If it wasn't for my allergies I WOULD get a dog. 1.3717 0.05787 113 79 26 8
455 Objects...are...closer...than...they...appear.... 1.3717 0.06183 113 82 20 11
456 Don't make me come back there and harpoon you. 1.3694 0.06390 111 82 17 12
457 I sense your initial doubts about my skills in the ping pong ball toss at the carnival have you feeling a little ridiculous right about now. 1.3694 0.06390 111 82 17 12
458 I swear I said a hatchback. 1.3694 0.05993 111 79 23 9
459 It's not my fault; he was fishtailing all over the road. 1.3694 0.06641 111 84 13 14
460 I swear the salesman said, "Whale OF a deal." 1.3694 0.05713 111 77 27 7
461 You were right, Sea World's going out of business sale wasn't such a great idea. 1.3694 0.05855 111 78 25 8
462 Well, he is taking care of the gas ... and the oil. 1.3694 0.05855 111 78 25 8
463 Then we agree- Junior can never again volunteer to take the class pet home for summer vacation. 1.3694 0.05993 111 79 23 9
464 When you said we should "save the Whales", this isn't exactly what I had in mind. 1.3694 0.05855 111 78 25 8
465 Ok, so don't call me Ishmael. 1.3694 0.06390 111 82 17 12
466 You've always been judgmental of my need for an emotional support animal. 1.3694 0.06641 111 84 13 14
467 I would have preferred the tote bag. 1.3694 0.06128 111 80 21 10
468 He's your friend, you tell him the carpooling isn't working out. 1.3694 0.05993 111 79 23 9
469 Don't start blubbering. 1.3694 0.05713 111 77 27 7
470 Are you positive they said 'Bring your cetacean to your court appearance'? 1.3694 0.06261 111 81 19 11
471 Why shouldn't I shop when I'm hungry? 1.3694 0.06128 111 80 21 10
472 You just had to buy fish at Costco! 1.3694 0.06517 111 83 15 13
473 They grow up so fast, don't they? 1.3694 0.05266 111 74 33 4
474 The krill is gone 1.3684 0.05879 114 81 24 9
475 The thing is, he was really cute as a baby. 1.3670 0.06205 109 79 20 10
476 Fine, but who else can post a selfie with the hashtag, "humpback in a hatchback?" 1.3670 0.06205 109 79 20 10
477 I wish the marine biologist still made house calls. 1.3670 0.06473 109 81 16 12
478 Don't start. I have bigger fish to fry. 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
479 This might not be the right time to bring this up, but I also gave money to Adopt the Rainforest. 1.3670 0.06473 109 81 16 12
480 What smell? 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
481 Is this the same fish that was in that other cartoon? 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
482 Well, I heard "hatchback". 1.3670 0.06340 109 80 18 11
483 "Friend-of-the-Earth," my blowhole...he's killing our mileage. 1.3670 0.06205 109 79 20 10
484 All cars used to have fins, you know. 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
485 Now do you see why I like catch and release? 1.3670 0.05631 109 75 28 6
486 Okay, I have an interesting story for you. 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
487 I just rebuilt the engine, but I'm still getting this weird clicking sound. 1.3670 0.06205 109 79 20 10
488 I just still can't believe we got it through customs. 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
489 Hatchback? I thought you said 'Humpback' 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
490 You know, this would be easier if you were a cat person. 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
491 Let's see them ticket me in the HOV lane NOW! 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
492 You should have seen the one that got away. 1.3670 0.06205 109 79 20 10
493 Quit your blubbering. 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
494 Now that we've freed Willy, what are we going to do with him? 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
495 I kind of regret buying that SeaWorld raffle ticktet. 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
496 I know that look. What's wrong? 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
497 Either we get a bigger car or I think it's time to free Willy. 1.3670 0.06205 109 79 20 10
498 He only needs a lift to Atlantic Avenue. 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
499 No, Ahab was obsessed. I'm just enchanted. 1.3670 0.06205 109 79 20 10
500 I mean it this time. This is the last stray we're taking home. 1.3670 0.06205 109 79 20 10
501 Most people usually just bring back a souvenir shell, or something..... 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
502 Got it on a pod cast 1.3670 0.06205 109 79 20 10
503 I suppose you think we have bigger fish to fry. 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
504 You know that nobody will believe me if I can't show them! 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
505 Come on. You liked "Free Willy" as much as I did. 1.3670 0.06473 109 81 16 12
506 Next time let's opt for bringing the corn 1.3670 0.06205 109 79 20 10
507 The salesman said it was a fluke. 1.3670 0.06473 109 81 16 12
508 Because the back seat is full; that's why your mother can't come along. 1.3670 0.06473 109 81 16 12
509 Just remember, bad decisions make great stories 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
510 He is NOT taking advantage of me. Migration is just hard for him. 1.3670 0.05631 109 75 28 6
511 We're not going anywhere until you fasten that seatbelt. 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
512 For the last time, stop calling me Ishmael! 1.3661 0.06467 112 84 15 13
513 Yes, I know how you feel about sand in the car. 1.3636 0.05736 110 77 26 7
514 Do you hear a pinging sound? 1.3636 0.06291 110 81 18 11
515 He just needs to drop by the sperm bank. 1.3636 0.06157 110 80 20 10
516 It runs on Omega 3 oil. And I only have to fill up once a month. 1.3611 0.05803 108 76 25 7
517 Do we have to listen to your podcast? 1.3611 0.06372 108 80 17 11
518 Now I can use the carpool lane. 1.3611 0.06094 108 78 21 9
519 I swear we're being tailed 1.3611 0.06094 108 78 21 9
520 Don't give me that look. You're the one who wanted sushi. 1.3611 0.06234 108 79 19 10
521 With whale oil, we get 32,000 miles between fill-ups. 1.3611 0.05497 108 74 29 5
522 He knows a really good seafood place. 1.3611 0.05803 108 76 25 7
523 It's a rescue. 1.3611 0.06234 108 79 19 10
524 It is TOO a Pokemon! 1.3611 0.05497 108 74 29 5
525 You take this whole "Save" thing pretty seriously. 1.3611 0.05803 108 76 25 7
526 Did you pack the krill? 1.3611 0.05950 108 77 23 8
527 It gives him such joy to signal our turns. 1.3611 0.05803 108 76 25 7
528 I think I just fishtailed. 1.3611 0.05950 108 77 23 8
529 They really need to fix the Holland Tunnel. 1.3611 0.06372 108 80 17 11
530 I suppose we should stop and pick up some plankton on the way home. 1.3611 0.06372 108 80 17 11
531 Is it okay if we stop for krill? 1.3611 0.05652 108 75 27 6
532 I agree- tomorrow we quit Uber. 1.3611 0.06234 108 79 19 10
533 I dunno. "Moby" is a little obvious, don't ya think? 1.3611 0.05652 108 75 27 6
534 So, did you mean, "Stop your wailing," or "Stop your whaling"? 1.3611 0.06506 108 81 15 12
535 Maybe we should have gone with the goldfish. 1.3611 0.05950 108 77 23 8
536 Now you don't want me to save the whales? 1.3611 0.06094 108 78 21 9
537 Objects in rear view mirror are closer than they appear 1.3611 0.06234 108 79 19 10
538 Well maybe you should've been more specific when you said "save them." 1.3611 0.05950 108 77 23 8
539 You know we're going to have to talk about it someday 1.3611 0.05497 108 74 29 5
540 Do you think this is the right whale for us? 1.3611 0.06234 108 79 19 10
541 All I know is he didn't look very happy in that theme park. 1.3611 0.06094 108 78 21 9
542 When you said we were adopting a rescue, I assumed you meant a golden retriever. 1.3611 0.05950 108 77 23 8
543 We're gonna need a bigger pool. 1.3578 0.05905 109 78 23 8
544 I'm getting nervous about the shortage of road krill. 1.3578 0.06186 109 80 19 10
545 Maybe you should call me Ishmael. 1.3578 0.06322 109 81 17 11
546 That was a pretty big puddle. 1.3578 0.06047 109 79 21 9
547 Breath mint? 1.3551 0.05976 107 77 22 8
548 My sperm count's low today. 1.3551 0.05976 107 77 22 8
549 Just my second day with Uber. Why? 1.3551 0.05516 107 74 28 5
550 Honest,Carol, that's the smallest whale that you can buy at Costco. 1.3551 0.05673 107 75 26 6
551 We'll just freeze what we can't eat. 1.3551 0.05516 107 74 28 5
552 Your mother might want to cut back on her Omega-3 tablets. Just sayin'. 1.3551 0.06540 107 81 14 12
553 So then I said, Call me Ishmael, and before you know it, we're giving him a ride home. 1.3551 0.05827 107 76 24 7
554 Why can't it swim around South America like all the others? 1.3551 0.05976 107 77 22 8
555 You DIDN'T catch a bigger fish than me. That's a mammal. 1.3551 0.06264 107 79 18 10
556 He looked so much smaller in that little plastic bag. 1.3551 0.06122 107 78 20 9
557 Got to hand it to you. Great payback for the white elephant they gave us last year. 1.3551 0.05976 107 77 22 8
558 Sonar is the new GPS. 1.3551 0.06264 107 79 18 10
559 Hatchback? I can swear you told me to buy a Humpback. 1.3551 0.06122 107 78 20 9
560 He likes Yanni. We can change the playlist when we get to Orlando. 1.3551 0.05827 107 76 24 7
561 There wasn't any tuna left. 1.3551 0.06403 107 80 16 11
562 It's a new ride sharing concept called blUbBER 1.3551 0.06122 107 78 20 9
563 No, I said bring me back a souvenir from Wales. 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
564 We're being tailed. 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
565 I still say, in this day and age, a selfie with him would have been enough. 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
566 An elephant in the room I could handle. 1.3524 0.06488 105 79 15 11
567 Remember, the "Save the Whale" bumper sticker was your idea. 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
568 Who knew that saving the whales and driving a Prius were incompatible? 1.3524 0.05577 105 73 27 5
569 How the hell do I know if there's krill at this exit? 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
570 Sometimes he needs to go watching too. 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
571 I think some of us misunderstood the word carpool. 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
572 No, you were the one who said "Save the whale!" 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
573 Honestly, 'a car with fins' would've been a waste of my third wish even without a catch. 1.3524 0.06488 105 79 15 11
574 He needed a ride to the sperm bank. 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
575 OK. Yes. I'll admit that the bison calf was a mistake, but this is different. 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
576 Now that I've addressed your concerns about trunk space, are you looking to buy or lease? 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
577 I said "hatchback" not "humpback". 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
578 Are you sure it wasn't catch and release? 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
579 Your penchant for picking up strays has finally gone overboard. 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
580 I enjoy cooking, watching old movies, and bluegrass. And I like whales. 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
581 I knew we shouldn't have bid for the whale watching package. 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
582 He's my service pet. I take him everywhere. 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
583 Who'd have guessed a hatchback could hold a humpback? 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
584 I told you they're not as cute when they get big. 1.3524 0.05577 105 73 27 5
585 What was that saying about objects in the mirror? 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
586 Mammal. Look it up. 1.3524 0.06345 105 78 17 10
587 You know I suggested we think about a sperm donor? 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
588 Technically, it smells like mammal in here. 1.3524 0.06488 105 79 15 11
589 Okay you've proved it's roomy, but I still want to test drive the SUV. 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
590 Fins on cars are coming back. 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
591 I'm 46, Karen. It was either this or an affair. 1.3524 0.06627 105 80 13 12
592 Don't look now but I think we have a tail. 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
593 Next time, don't click 'Uber Pool.' 1.3524 0.06627 105 80 13 12
594 Clearly, we've got bigger fish to fry! 1.3524 0.06345 105 78 17 10
595 The thing about Costco is, you buy a lot of something 'cause it's cheap and then there's the problem about where to store it when you get home. 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
596 Now, both of you, quit your blubbering! 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
597 Don't worry, you'll like your new school 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
598 I hope you like blubber. 1.3524 0.06488 105 79 15 11
599 I still want a cat 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
600 That was some car wash 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
601 I know I'm a soft touch for hitchhikers...but Sea World is only 30 minutes out of our way 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
602 Did you remember to pick up some kelp? 1.3524 0.05577 105 73 27 5
603 "Save the whales, save the whales you said...so I did. 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
604 Global warming has shifted their migration habits. 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
605 So, we're just not going to address the whale in the car? 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
606 It wasn't me. 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
607 Oh, stop your blubbering. 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
608 Well, I couldn't have put your mother in the back seat, and him in the trunk, could I? 1.3519 0.05782 108 77 24 7
609 I couldn't just leave it on the beach! 1.3519 0.05929 108 78 22 8
610 Need to make a quick deposit at the sperm bank... 1.3519 0.06074 108 79 20 9
611 Wake up Margaret! The car is making that sound again. 1.3519 0.06215 108 80 18 10
612 Don't worry, objects appear bigger than they appear in the mirror 1.3519 0.05929 108 78 22 8
613 I think we're gonna need a bigger aquarium. 1.3491 0.06149 106 78 19 9
614 Oh, well if it was on sale... 1.3491 0.06149 106 78 19 9
615 You're such a skeptic. We can always get a bigger aquarium. 1.3491 0.06294 106 79 17 10
616 Did you remember to pack the whale? 1.3491 0.06001 106 77 21 8
617 Next time, can we just donate money instead? 1.3491 0.06294 106 79 17 10
618 What is it about 'catch and release' you have trouble with? 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
619 Most people settle for a puppy or kitten to rescue, but no...you always have to make the grand gesture. 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
620 It uses sonar and echolocation... I'm completely hands-free. 1.3491 0.06149 106 78 19 9
621 Whew! That was some wave! 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
622 Boy, that was some big puddle we just drove thru! 1.3491 0.06149 106 78 19 9
623 Do the math, Rachel. It's only 14 cents a pound when you buy in bulk. 1.3486 0.06302 109 82 16 11
624 If you really cared about saving the whales, you wouldn't complain about adopting a rescue. 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
625 You called the pool people, right? 1.3462 0.05595 104 73 26 5
626 Saving The Whales is tough on gas mileage 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
627 Still thinking about the one that got away... 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
628 The elephant in the room? Let's talk about the whale in the back seat! 1.3462 0.06227 104 77 18 9
629 They grow up so fast 1.3462 0.05426 104 72 28 4
630 I don't think this is what they meant when they said they needed a sperm donor 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
631 I like our new Humpback, but I wish it got better mileage. 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
632 It's in the car seat in case we get stopped, right?". 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
633 We've got to stop drinking and diving. 1.3462 0.06227 104 77 18 9
634 I've got a license to krill 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
635 Oh, but when you brought home a new dog it was okay? 1.3462 0.05595 104 73 26 5
636 Do you feel us fishtailing a little? 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
637 Seems like I haven't heard from Jonah in three days 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
638 The singing I don't mind so much. It's the silent judgement of my driving skills that has become a problem. 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
639 I thought we agreed on catch and release. 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
640 Why can't you collect seashells? 1.3462 0.06375 104 78 16 10
641 It's painfully obvious, you think I should ask for directions. 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
642 Why can't you collect shells like everyone else? 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
643 I told you to bring the big cooler. 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
644 ....and exactly how do you expect me to track down 40 million krill at this time of night? 1.3462 0.06375 104 78 16 10
645 What can I say? He signed up for the carpool. 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
646 Yes, Uber says I have to pick up service animals, but I pictured a dog. 1.3462 0.06375 104 78 16 10
647 How about we not sing along? 1.3462 0.06227 104 77 18 9
648 Sure, Dennis-- ‘Let’s drive for Uber. It’ll be fun.’ Seriously-- does he even have a wallet? 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
649 DIDN'T I TELL YOU WE SHOULD HAVE CLOSED THE WINDOWS BEFORE WE LEFT THE BEACH1 1.3462 0.06375 104 78 16 10
650 What happened to catch and release, dear? 1.3462 0.06520 104 79 14 11
651 I'm not moving until you buckle up back there. 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
652 No one likes a backseat diver. 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
653 Well, technically it wouldn't be a "fish" story. 1.3462 0.06520 104 79 14 11
654 I don't care if he followed you home, Ahab, you still can't keep him. 1.3462 0.06227 104 77 18 9
655 When you said you were going to the sperm bank, I had no idea you would bring your own whale. 1.3462 0.06375 104 78 16 10
656 It was on sale. 1.3462 0.06227 104 77 18 9
657 Maybe I misunderstood what you meant by carpool. 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
658 OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE WAY BIGGER THAN THEY APPEAR 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
659 Humpback? I thought you said hatchback. 1.3462 0.05595 104 73 26 5
660 Having a pet is a great way to teach kids about responsibility. 1.3462 0.05426 104 72 28 4
661 The brochure said 'Save a Whale'. 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
662 It's not that big a whale. It's just that objects in the rear view mirror appear closer than they are. 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
663 You know I like those those cars with the fins. 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
664 This is much worse than the elephant in the room. 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
665 What is it about catch and release you don't understand? 1.3462 0.06227 104 77 18 9
666 Technically it can't smell fishy. 1.3429 0.06323 105 79 16 10
667 What? You said I could get a souvenir. 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
668 You might want to put your peg on the gas there, captain. 1.3398 0.06406 103 78 15 10
669 Okay, we rescued him from Sea World. What now? 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
670 We're gonna need a bigger koi pond. 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
671 Did the "nice man on Craigslist" mention anything about when the "Teacup whale" reaches maturity? 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
672 Listen, the guy is selling bluefin tuna for $2.99 a pound, I'm not gonna ask for a DNA test. 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
673 I didn't complain when you put in the koi pond, did I? 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
674 Yeah, it takes more time to pick him up, but now we can use the carpool lane. 1.3398 0.05614 103 73 25 5
675 I'm sorry I ever complained about the shells you used to bring back from the beach. 1.3398 0.06255 103 77 17 9
676 I would have thrown it back, but it's not native to the Hudson River. 1.3398 0.06406 103 78 15 10
677 I told you not to feed him. 1.3398 0.06406 103 78 15 10
678 I told the kids he's going to a farm upstate. 1.3398 0.06552 103 79 13 11
679 I always wanted a car with tail fins. 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
680 Enough with your Melville book group. 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
681 Let's burn blubber 1.3398 0.05614 103 73 25 5
682 I'm just not a dog person. 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
683 Please tell me that you remembered to bring the plankton. 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
684 We can take you as far as Omaha. 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
685 It depends on how you define fluke. 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
686 Call me crazy, but I prefer the elephant in the room. 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
687 yes, but we do save so much at Costco. 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
688 Well at least it's not screaming, "Are we there yet?" 1.3398 0.06406 103 78 15 10
689 Sometimes I wonder if carpooling really is helping the environment. 1.3398 0.06552 103 79 13 11
690 I'll never get lost with our new echolocation system. 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
691 He may be a mammal but he drinks like a fish. 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
692 He said he needs a ride up the coast to meet some friends. 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
693 Why can't you crave pickles and ice cream like other pregnant women? 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
694 Yes, but the price per pound was really good. 1.3398 0.06255 103 77 17 9
695 Can we please address the whale in the car? 1.3365 0.06203 104 78 17 9
696 What did you expect when the Costco ad said "bulk sushi"? 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
697 Of course I've heard of Catch and Release! 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
698 It's only for a little while until we can find his real owners... 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
699 Your dad's going to be furious when he finds the sperm on the backseat. 1.3333 0.06436 102 78 14 10
700 Wow, does he ever look close. 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
701 'Don't worry. It's a rental.' 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
702 This is the last time I'm supporting one of your PETA heists. 1.3333 0.06436 102 78 14 10
703 You weren't "stranded." We were just a few minutes late picking you up. 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
704 I think your'e right, the Whale On Board sign isn't necessary. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
705 I promised we would take him to Seaworld ! 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
706 I thought that fins went out in the 50's. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
707 OK then, next year I'll practice catch and release. 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
708 We need to stop for gas and krill. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
709 How long until you think the aquarium notices she gone? 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
710 Please, don't blubber. 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
711 I am not the one taking it back when we run out of plankton. 1.3333 0.06585 102 79 12 11
712 It looked smaller in the ocean. 1.3333 0.06283 102 77 16 9
713 There's that funny squeaking noise again. 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
714 I thought the rental agency said it was a hatchback. 1.3333 0.06283 102 77 16 9
715 I'm sure we can find a place that serves burgers and krill. 1.3333 0.05275 102 71 28 3
716 Sometimes it's just best not to look back. 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
717 He's only hitchhiking as far as Sea World. 1.3333 0.05275 102 71 28 3
718 Why couldn't we have just gotten a cat? 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
719 I'm still not buying a minivan. 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
720 I had a really nice time tonight. Call me, Ishmael. 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
721 We need to stop for gasoline and krill. 1.3333 0.05456 102 72 26 4
722 Oh c'mon, you were never a fan of that new car smell anyway! 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
723 No, seriously, call me Ishmael. 1.3333 0.06283 102 77 16 9
724 Are they really going to believe he just "ran away"? 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
725 Do you think we are carrying this "save-the-whale" thing a little too far? 1.3333 0.06283 102 77 16 9
726 i suppose you're wondering what happened to the donkey I brought on our last date. 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
727 You know, when I said we should capture the moment I was really just talking about a photo. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
728 Blübber: It's Uber for whales 1.3333 0.06730 102 80 10 12
729 It's a hybrid . It gets 70 knots per gallon and its loaded with omega 9s. 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
730 Not again. He just peed an hour ago. 1.3301 0.05753 103 75 22 6
731 Could you get him to stop his blubbering already! 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
732 I say we beach him. 1.3300 0.06365 100 76 15 9
733 So... it's one vote for Chinese, and two for seafood. 1.3300 0.05515 100 71 25 4
734 I guess I had a different idea of what you meant when you asked if I'd like a humpback in the back seat. 1.3300 0.06522 100 77 13 10
735 I thought you invited him. 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
736 Yes, it's another whale. What's your point? 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
737 Don't you just love that new carp smell? 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
738 We'll just get shrimp, he won't know the difference. 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
739 But the Joneses just have koi in their pond. 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
740 Face wise you look just like your picture, but you never mentioned the humpback. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
741 We're going to need a bigger grill. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
742 You catch it, you clean it! 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
743 You don't often see whales hitchhiking this far inland. 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
744 Let's not get too judgy, we've all changed a lot since college. 1.3300 0.06365 100 76 15 9
745 You could have told him that Monterey Bay is not on our way. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
746 I’d heard that you were a krill seeker… 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
747 Well.... I think it's time to address the whale in the car. 1.3300 0.06522 100 77 13 10
748 Hatchback, I said hatchback! 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
749 Well, we couldn't save it, so now what? 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
750 No, I _don't_ think adjusting the mirror is going to help. 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
751 We could always consider sperm donation. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
752 25 cents a pound, I couldn't walk away. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
753 Don't look now, but that jerk from the beach is tailgating us again. 1.3300 0.06365 100 76 15 9
754 Did you see how she just jumped in the backseat and curled up and went to sleep? 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
755 I guess I didn't understand what you meant by car pool. 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
756 Something's bothering you. What is it? 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
757 I guess this means re-thinking the Koi pond? 1.3300 0.05329 100 70 27 3
758 Fine, but you're cleaning up after it. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
759 What? I let you take the stray cat home. 1.3300 0.06675 100 78 11 11
760 If a cop pulls us over, try 'Call me Ishmael'. 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
761 Now will you call me Ishmael? 1.3300 0.06365 100 76 15 9
762 When you said lets "Save The Whales" I didn't think you meant it literally. 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
763 I still think the aquarium is going to notice he's missing. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
764 What can I say. I'm a sucker for garage sales. 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
765 I got it at Costco. 1.3300 0.06365 100 76 15 9
766 I figure if we can keep him alive, children will be no problem. 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
767 I'm sorry, but this is going to be your last ride with Uber. 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
768 Love that new car smell. 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
769 I've got to stop and pick up some krill. 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
770 Can you switch the radio over to sonar? 1.3300 0.06825 100 79 9 12
771 I'm driving slowly because when it's wet, this car tends to fishtail. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
772 Usually, a "whale" of a deal doesn't mean a real one. 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
773 Sure, be that way. But it works out to, like, two cents a pound. 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
774 I don't know what to do now that he's outgrown his carseat. 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
775 You were supposed to take only memories. 1.3300 0.06365 100 76 15 9
776 I found him ontop of my brother on the desert island. I couldn't just leave him there. 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
777 Next time, can we just bring a salad? 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
778 I know it's starting to smell but this way we can use the HOV lane to beat traffic. 1.3300 0.06675 100 78 11 11
779 Now we have to talk about the elephant in the bedroom. 1.3300 0.06522 100 77 13 10
780 Will a black lab sing to you? 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
781 I think next time we should go back to our regular car wash. 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
782 He said we should call him Ishmael. 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
783 We can't avoid it any longer. We need to talk about the whale in the car. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
784 Not in front of the W-H-A-L-E. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
785 I'm getting a little annoyed that you keep calling him the fish. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
786 You realize, don't you, that no one will believe us about the one that got away? 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
787 Ten cents a pound.How could I pass it up! 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
788 Do you have a better idea to qualify for the carpool lane? 1.3232 0.06230 99 75 16 8
789 Did you bring any plankton? 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
790 Really, of all the animals at the rescue shelter? 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
791 Well, next time you try to get a sitter on a Friday afternoon. 1.3232 0.06393 99 76 14 9
792 I've tried everything, even one of those little pine tree thingies. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
793 Actually, the expression is "elephant in the room." 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
794 I thought it would be more effective than a "Save the Whales" bumper sticker. 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
795 Seriously, he's normally not like this, it was that last shot of Drambuie in the blowhole that did him in.. 1.3232 0.06553 99 77 12 10
796 I thought carpooling would be a lot more fun. 1.3232 0.06230 99 75 16 8
797 The salesman said it was a hatchback,not humpback. 1.3232 0.06230 99 75 16 8
798 Did anything seem weird about that car wash to you? 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
799 I didn't know the Aquarium's "Adopt-A-Whale" program was so literal. 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
800 I wonder if Costco carries krill? 1.3232 0.06230 99 75 16 8
801 Wasn't this in last weeks cartoon? 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
802 Next time, let's stick to feeding the seagulls. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
803 Don’t make me come back there. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
804 No, Moby, for the last time, we aren't there yet. 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
805 Ok,four thousand Krill Burgers and a Diet Coke.What are you having? 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
806 You just "had" to save the whales, didn't you? 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
807 And you're sure this place allows pets? 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
808 I agreed to Jonah but you never mentioned his friend. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
809 I'm no doctor, but there have to be easier ways to elevate your sperm count. 1.3232 0.06708 99 78 10 11
810 I didn't think "Adopt A Whale" was to be taken literally. 1.3232 0.06230 99 75 16 8
811 He'll be just fine in the deep end. 1.3232 0.06393 99 76 14 9
812 OK big fella. You know the rules. This car does not move till all the seat belts are clicked. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
813 The kids would have been happy with some shells or salt water taffy. 1.3232 0.06553 99 77 12 10
814 Yeah, but once we reach the Pacific, our mileage will be great! 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
815 He doesn't understand what a Car Pool is? 1.3232 0.06393 99 76 14 9
816 You wanted a navigation system. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
817 This is the last time we go to the aquarium on pet rescue day. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
818 Well, we couldn't just leave him there 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
819 You wanted tail fins--you got tail fins. 1.3232 0.06230 99 75 16 8
820 Look. I think it's time we address the 8,000 pound whale in the car. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
821 Big mistake letting the kid bring it home. Say, where is Jonah anyway. 1.3232 0.06393 99 76 14 9
822 Please stop blubbering. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
823 I got it for forth place in the New Yorker Caption Contest. 1.3232 0.06230 99 75 16 8
824 You were right. Whale songs are much better live. 1.3232 0.05339 99 70 26 3
825 I just wish he knew something other than "Louie, Louie." 1.3232 0.06230 99 75 16 8
826 I'll cancel our Greenpeace membership. 1.3232 0.06553 99 77 12 10
827 We'll have to make a few adjustments to the car seat now that he's old enough to face forward. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
828 Did you remember his sponge? He loves his sponge. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
829 How was I supposed to know they can't hold their liquor? 1.3232 0.06393 99 76 14 9
830 20,000 leagues and you still won't ask for directions. 1.3232 0.06708 99 78 10 11
831 I miss airbags 1.3232 0.06393 99 76 14 9
832 He loves car rides! What was I supposed to do? 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
833 If she sings 'Sea Cruise' one more time, I'm going to lose it. 1.3232 0.06708 99 78 10 11
834 Sorry---I didn't know he'd be blubbering the whole way. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
835 Does it seem to you that the car is fishtailing? 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
836 I have no idea . . . but he showed up right after I had the ultra-sound. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
837 You know, sometimes I feel like he rescued me from SeaWorld. 1.3232 0.06393 99 76 14 9
838 What? We needed a third for the carpool lane. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
839 What was I supposed to do? He's miles from the ocean and needed a ride. 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
840 Are you sure this Whale Watchers Program is right for you? 1.3200 0.06495 100 78 12 10
841 The seats are comfortable, but it fishtails like crazy. 1.3200 0.06337 100 77 14 9
842 Nothing interesting ever happens to us. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
843 It didn't sound like it was going to be that far out of our way when he got in. 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
844 You should see the one that got away. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
845 Well, she has a valid Uber account, and last time she gave me a 5-star rating. 1.3163 0.06421 98 76 13 9
846 We could have just went with the bumper sticker. 1.3163 0.06583 98 77 11 10
847 Dan. The selfie will be totally worth it. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
848 Well, you agreed. I catch it and you clean it. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
849 I can't believe you forgot the tartar sauce. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
850 Did you remember to pack the krill? 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
851 All I know is that they told me that I got a whale of a deal..... 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
852 I swear, I read the fine print. Nowhere in the Adopt a Whale Program paperwork did it mention custody, let alone day trips to the beach! 1.3163 0.06583 98 77 11 10
853 He really hates going to the vet, doesn't he? 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
854 Yes, I'm sure: the hotel has a pool and a waterslide. 1.3163 0.05148 98 69 27 2
855 I don't know...kind of like someone left a tuna sandwich in the car. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
856 Worst. Aquatic-themed amusement park. Souvenir. Ever. 1.3163 0.06421 98 76 13 9
857 I don't care if this is a marine sanctuary--he has no right to be tailgating me like this. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
858 Do you think what they say about "object in mirror" is true? 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
859 I think we should put it back where we found it 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
860 If you teach a man to catch a whale, he won't have to fish for a lifetime. 1.3163 0.06583 98 77 11 10
861 Quit your blubbering or I'll turn this car around and put you back on that beach where I found you! 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
862 Perhaps a "Save The Whales" bumpersticker instead? 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
863 This sperm donor business is more work than I thought it would be. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
864 I'm just saying, adopting a puppy may have been more practical. 1.3163 0.06421 98 76 13 9
865 Don’t worry – this is nothing a little Febreze won’t fix. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
866 You'll thank me when we're zipping along in the three passengers or more HOV lane! 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
867 If you can think of an easier way to qualify for the carpool lane, I'd love to hear it. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
868 I know, but the Narwhal kept cracking the windshield. 1.3163 0.06421 98 76 13 9
869 I'm sure Amazon will have krill. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
870 When you said we could hump back in the car, I didn't think you meant this 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
871 It's bad enough that we can't talk about the elephant in the room... 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
872 Let's go to Starbuck's. 1.3163 0.06741 98 78 9 11
873 I don't get it. Wasn't the deal I catch, you cook? 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
874 What good's having a two-ton payload if you can't use it? 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
875 On the bright side, we only see the vet once a year. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
876 I'm betting your mother never wants to sit back there again. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
877 No blubbering in the back. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
878 So, is this your first time using Uber Pool? 1.3163 0.06421 98 76 13 9
879 That's were you're wrong. I did get you something romantic last year. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
880 You know, I think a gold fish would have been fine for a first pet. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
881 this rescue pet thing is getting out of hand. 1.3131 0.06364 99 77 13 9
882 We can take the HOV lane 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
883 Who needs directions, when we've got echolocation! 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
884 For some reason I keep thinking of your mother. 1.3131 0.06364 99 77 13 9
885 Do you think they'll accept it ? What if they already have one ? 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
886 When the salesman said it was a whale of a deal I just thought he meant it was a good price. 1.3131 0.05304 99 71 25 3
887 It's a mammal, not a fish. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
888 I TOLD you the playdate with Jonah was a bad idea. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
889 Still think a convertible is impractical? 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
890 It was too big to throw back . 1.3125 0.05196 96 68 26 2
891 Remind me again, how is this supposed to help save the whales? 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
892 I'm not a catch and release kind of guy. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
893 Can we please stop talking about my low sperm count? One is a lot! 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
894 You're the one who wanted to adopt. 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
895 You're Looking at me like I did it on purpose. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
896 Sorry buddy, but she DID call shotgun. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
897 I'm sorry, I thought you meant we were picking up your sister. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
898 Did you remember to get the organic, free-range plankton? 1.3125 0.06337 96 74 14 8
899 The kids are probably fine. There's a lot of room in a whale's stomach, and it's much quieter this way. 1.3125 0.06337 96 74 14 8
900 Did the car just fishtail? 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
901 But you knew marine biology was my hobby when you married me. 1.3125 0.06508 96 75 12 9
902 Wanna invite the neighborhood for sushi tonight? 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
903 You're the one who had to super-size it ... 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
904 I got a letter today...the car is being recalled due to a fishtailing problem. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
905 I don't care - he's tailgating. I'm doing the speed limit. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
906 I’m sick of listening to whale music. 1.3125 0.06508 96 75 12 9
907 'We'll say he followed us home.' 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
908 He was cute when he was little, but he's getting a little too big to keep as a pet now. 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
909 Anyone want a mint? 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
910 I traded in my hatchback for a humpback. 1.3125 0.06337 96 74 14 8
911 It'll be easier to get him out of the car, I promise. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
912 I told you already, we need 3 for the carpool lane 1.3125 0.05196 96 68 26 2
913 He says he wants to stop at Starbucks. 1.3125 0.06508 96 75 12 9
914 I thought you said your life lacked porpoise. 1.3125 0.06674 96 76 10 10
915 I hope they don’t call in an Ambergris Alert. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
916 It's Adopt a Highway or Save a Whale ? I get confused. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
917 No this is a Toyota Humpback... 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
918 Well then what exactly ARE tail fins? 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
919 Uh, yeah...what did *you* think "I brake for whales" meant? 1.3125 0.06508 96 75 12 9
920 But you knew I was a whale whisperer. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
921 This will impress our friends much more than adopting a rescue dog. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
922 "There are some exceptions to "Catch and Release". 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
923 Well, it was a whale of a deal. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
924 Brace yourself - I feel another blow coming! 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
925 What does he mean, "The krill is gone from our relationship?" 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
926 You're the one who's always saying that rescue pets are the best. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
927 When I bought the car online I thought it was hatchback, not humpback. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
928 You want to save the whales? I'm saving a whale. 1.3125 0.06337 96 74 14 8
929 Yes, we can drive "real slow" past the aquarium, but this is the last time. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
930 I guess I should park close to the shore. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
931 I think we're being tailed. 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
932 Think she's finally asleep? 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
933 I agree, after the ride, she gets a bath! 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
934 It's not an ambiguous idiom. I literally believe our relationship will not survive the 300,000 pound baleen whale in the convertible. 1.3125 0.06337 96 74 14 8
935 I knew that net would pay for itself! 1.3125 0.06337 96 74 14 8
936 We need a bigger carpool 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
937 Amazing what you can get in the back of a Prius 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
938 Do we need to stop for krill? 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
939 You call this whale watching? 1.3093 0.06613 97 77 10 10
940 Beginner's Luck. 1.3093 0.06448 97 76 12 9
941 I just don't think he'll be happy in Poughkeepsie. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
942 I don't believe in catch and release 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
943 Let's play that game where we try to think of something even weirder than Trump being elected president of the United States. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
944 At only $2.50 a pound, I couldn't resist. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
945 I told you it's roomier than it looks. 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
946 ...and tomorrow you need to go to the bank, the cleaners, and the car repair shop and tell them the car feels like it's fishtailing again. 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
947 Stop calling me Ishmael. 1.3053 0.06705 95 76 9 10
948 Do you know another song? 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
949 We shouldn't have waited so many years to throw it back in the ocean. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
950 I think I prefer the elephant in the room. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
951 Let's see them try to keep me out of the carpool lane now 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
952 Anyone need food or water? 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
953 Who knew Costco had sushi! 1.3053 0.06536 95 75 11 9
954 The sign only said it was illegal to take live SHELLS from the beach. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
955 He was a rescue whale from from a recent deserted island cartoon. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
956 You were the one who didn't want kids. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
957 Listen honey, I’m sorry. I could have sworn I heard the salesman say the car had a hatchback. 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
958 Is it still true that objects in the mirror are closer than they appear? 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
959 It's a natural, biodegradable fuel source. What the hell is the problem? 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
960 I'm going to speed up and try to lose this tail. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
961 I'm just saying, if he can afford that much sushi, he can afford the cab fare home! 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
962 Wait 'til you hear him sing. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
963 If this doesn't clear out our plankton problem, then I promise to clean the pool. 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
964 Well, the price was right. Willy was free. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
965 Hatchback, humpback, tomato, tomatoe... 1.3053 0.06536 95 75 11 9
966 It'll be good to see the hot tub used again. 1.3053 0.05200 95 68 25 2
967 I couldn't just leave him; he didn't have a ride home. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
968 Did you hear that crap about baleen whales stalking Japanese cars? 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
969 Well it's not as bad as the elephant in the room 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
970 I know a sushi chef who might be interested. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
971 If you wanted help sleeping you could have just bought that whale sounds CD. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
972 "It's time to take him back to the school". 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
973 And for your information, I do not "jump into things". 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
974 You knew what you were getting into when you married a marine biologist. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
975 We are going to RULE the HOV lane! 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
976 To be honest, this isn't the sort of 'whale watching' I had in mind. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
977 Now they will have to believe me. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
978 One of you is going to have to get out and push. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
979 You're sure he said he wanted to spend Labor Day in the Hamptons? 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
980 You just don't see whales hitching anymore. I had to stop. 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
981 Finally, I’m able to drive a car with tail fins. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
982 Fine, I'll admit it. We're lost. 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
983 You got extra tartar sauce, right? 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
984 Really honey, it's just a fluke. 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
985 I could swear I told the salesman I wanted a hatchback!! 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
986 I think it's time to change the air freshener. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
987 Hey, it's only a metaphor. 1.3053 0.06536 95 75 11 9
988 Looks like he's moving in for the krill. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
989 Your profile said that you liked pets! 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
990 Next time TELL me what you want for your birthday!!!!!!!!!! 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
991 did you remember to fill the pool? 1.3053 0.06705 95 76 9 10
992 Honey, did you forget to pack the krill? 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
993 I just couldn't put her in a kennel. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
994 This Save the Whales thing is a lot harder than it's made out to be. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
995 The check engine light is on again. 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
996 Well, that's the last time we go on vacation to Nantucket. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
997 I am not trying to back out. It's just that when you said that you wanted to save the whales I thought it was more of a financial proposition. 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
998 Costco sure has some great deals, huh? 1.3053 0.06536 95 75 11 9
999 So don't you want to hear about the one that got away? 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1000 It wasn't me either. 1.3053 0.06536 95 75 11 9
1001 Enough about my sperm count already! 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1002 Next time you'd better order an UberXL. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1003 I promised to help with his pod-cast. 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
1004 For dinner, so far we have one vote for krill. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1005 You guys feelin' sushi? 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1006 I hate to say this, but I liked this song better on the album. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1007 Pull over. We're supposed to keep him rear-facing until age two. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1008 I've always wanted a car with big tailfins. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1009 Yes, it's cramped, but it has a 5-star rear-impact safety rating. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1010 What fishy smell? 1.3053 0.06536 95 75 11 9
1011 For the last time, it's mother was NOT going to come back for it any minute. 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
1012 I get "Save THE whales" but "Save THIS whale" is a bit much. 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
1013 I picked him up hitchhiking outside the Sea World parking lot. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1014 No honey..... I said pick me up with the HATCHback. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1015 I still can't figure out where that smell is coming from. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1016 I am not cleaning it. Or the car. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1017 He was blubbering so badly I just had to give him a lift. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1018 Don't look at me, you chose Uber Pool. 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
1019 I've been driving the speed limit, but someone's been riding my tail since we left San Diego. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1020 You used to like Moby when we were dating. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1021 I'm told it's a perfectly acceptable housewarming gift in Japan. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1022 I couldn't leave him stranded. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1023 The next time you get a whale of a deal talk to me first. 1.3053 0.06705 95 76 9 10
1024 Are you sure Costco sells krill? 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1025 Once I accepted the ride request I had to take him, or it would have killed my driver rating. 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
1026 Is the car fishtailing? 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1027 I said it was a deal for a whale, not a whale of deal 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
1028 Fine, I'll talk about it. 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
1029 What a fluke! 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
1030 I know, I know, but look at what we saved! 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1031 See? You couldn't do this in a Tesla. 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
1032 When I said our car was too small to carry a whale in the back seat I was only joking about your mother. Your family takes things so literally. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1033 Would you please quit nagging - it's always Jonah, Jonah, Jonah... 1.3053 0.06536 95 75 11 9
1034 My mistake. I told Siri to reserve us a hatchback. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1035 Your Tinder said whale of a time! Not time with whale! 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1036 If I stop saying the word sperm, can we keep him? 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1037 Then roll up your window! The point is, we won't have to go back to Costco for three weeks! 1.3021 0.06475 96 76 11 9
1038 I told you I had a big dick 1.3021 0.06475 96 76 11 9
1039 What makes you think I don't know what I'm doing? 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1040 Okay, Okay..I didn't realize it said "come have a whale FOR a time" 1.2979 0.06387 94 74 12 8
1041 No! I was not talking about your mother. We literally have a whale riding us. 1.2979 0.06387 94 74 12 8
1042 What does woooowwooeeeeewonnmmmwwwaaarrmmmoooeeee mean? 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1043 It's a carpool. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1044 So is this a hybrid? 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1045 As if the 600 pound gorilla in our living room wasn't bad enough. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1046 I know, I know....and stop calling me Ishmael 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1047 Yes ,I have heard of catch and release, why. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1048 Think of it as saving them one whale at a time. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1049 Let's see if he likes the car wash better. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1050 It seems our 'Whale On Board' sticker has made zero difference. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1051 Well, it's too late to throw him back now! 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1052 I’ve had enough of his singing. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1053 You just had to prove that you can "speak whale." 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1054 How are we on krill? 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1055 He's tailgating us, I swear. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1056 Well to be fair, you did bring back a lot of seashells. 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
1057 we should have let this one get away 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1058 Oh, come on! We stopped for krill not more than 5 minutes ago. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1059 Next time let's just go trout fishing. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1060 Before we address the elephant in the room, there's something more pressing I've been meaning to talk to you about. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1061 Well, which is it--are we not picking up hitchhikers, or are we saving the whales? 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1062 Look, it's Uber. And no, I don't have to explain. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1063 Well, now's a hell of a time to find out you're allergic. 1.2979 0.06387 94 74 12 8
1064 You left plankton in the trunk again, didn't you.?! 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1065 Sorry for the odor, ma'am, but due to budget cuts Greenpeace will be using UberPool for whale relocations. 1.2979 0.06387 94 74 12 8
1066 It's my new echolocation system. My GPS is on the fritz. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1067 You know, I still think you should have just gotten a t-shirt. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1068 It's our first date. We should be talking more about YOUR interests. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1069 We should only buy fish at Costco if we are having company. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1070 After this one I promise, I'll go vegan 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1071 Maybe we should have gotten a cat. 1.2979 0.06387 94 74 12 8
1072 Don't look at me like that. You said you wanted a 'rescue'! 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1073 I said on my profile that my memoir would read like "On the Road" meets "Moby-Dick." I feel like I was pretty clear. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1074 We're not getting anywhere near the gas mileage the dealership promised. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1075 I swear, the ad said it was a hatch-back. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1076 ... whale kabobs, whale creole, whale gumbo, pan-fried, deep-fried, pineapple whale .... 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1077 What did you think I meant by carpooling? 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1078 This way we don't have to carpool with Larry. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1079 Well, you brought home that stray kitten last week 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1080 Sorry, we stopped for krill an hour ago. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1081 We usually don't pick up hitch hikers, but you don't seem like a killer. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1082 Why is this guy tailing me? 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1083 The humpback is much more eco-friendly than the hatchback. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1084 The way he wiggled his tail at me... I just couldn't say "no". 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1085 Does this mean I have to call YOU Ishmael? 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1086 Now we can use the HOV lane. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1087 Climate change. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1088 I'll admit, when the salesman said it had a Humpback Seat, I had something completely different in mind. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1089 Wake up honey, I just went through a big puddle. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1090 So now we have an elephant in the room, AND a whale in the back seat. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1091 It seems like we always end up with leftovers when we eat at Ahabs'. 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
1092 I just don't understand why we can't serve Chilean sea bass like everyone else. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1093 Last whale I'm helping you save! 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1094 Do you think we should just get a "Save the Whales" bumper sticker instead? 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1095 No, YOU get him to fasten his seat belt. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1096 C'mon, he was my best friend in college. I can't leave him out to dry! 1.2979 0.05202 94 68 24 2
1097 This. This, Gwen, is why I wanted an SUV. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1098 If you ask one more time, 'How much longer to the ocean?' I'm turning this car around. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1099 He would have fit in the 5-series. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1100 A "whale of a good time" isn't nearly as fun as it sounds. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1101 This IS how I save the whales. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1102 Please---no more spouting off in the car. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1103 Actually they're mammals, not fish. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1104 Its too little throw it back. Its too big throw it back. Nothing ever pleases you does it. 1.2979 0.06563 94 75 10 9
1105 The rental car guy gave me a great deal on the echolocation navigation package. 1.2979 0.06563 94 75 10 9
1106 and ...... it's full of omega 3 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1107 I cant understand why this car keeps fishtailing? 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1108 What low-frequency noise? 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1109 I asked for a hatchback, not a Humpback 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1110 Station wagon? I thought you said cetacean wagon! 1.2979 0.06563 94 75 10 9
1111 I'm not sure that he'll be better off at the lake than he was at Sea World. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1112 Do the kids ALWAYS have to get what they want? 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1113 I asked for a 'hatchback' but they heard 'humpback.' 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1114 After this, I promise. No more hitchhikers. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1115 I can’t rescue every whale … but I made a difference to this one. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1116 The salesman assured me the car had no flood damage. 1.2979 0.06563 94 75 10 9
1117 He feeds on plankton. Your goldfish will be fine. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1118 How much Wasabi do you think we'll need? 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1119 The portions are good, but they never give you enough tartar sauce. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1120 The problem with having a truck is everyone calls you when they need help migrating. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1121 But you said you wanted a car with fins. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1122 Please. Call me Ishmael. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1123 Oh, you said 'hatchback.' 1.2979 0.06563 94 75 10 9
1124 C'mon, you saw the way she looked at me. 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
1125 I don't even notice the krill odor anymore. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1126 Honey, just learn to live with it. You know, like I do with your Mother. 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
1127 Do you think we are being too literal in response to Save The Whale? 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
1128 O.K., have it your way. You heard a humpback whale sing. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1129 Is this not what you meant when you said you wanted to hump back at my place? 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1130 I'm finished with your 'save the whales' crusade. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1131 No, honey, I called the whale BEHIND us a blubber-ass! 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1132 Is his seat belt buckled ? 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1133 Trust me, he's much better off with us than at Seaworld. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1134 We may need to rethink our bumper stickers. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1135 I think your beach combing is getting out of hand. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1136 At least you won't kill this one by overfeeding it. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1137 One vote for Italian and one for plankton. So it's up to me. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1138 I think we just hit something! 1.2903 0.06590 93 75 9 9
1139 It's my emotional support whale 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
1140 Next time you buy a car on line, try asking if it's ever been under water. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1141 This is the worst drawing I've ever been in 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1142 See, this is exactly why we need a convertible! 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1143 How are we fixed for tartar sauce? 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1144 So, just one time I pick up a hitchhiker, and you're gonna give me that look the rest of the trip? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1145 I still think it's important we both show up for his first day back to school. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1146 It's a '67 Barracuda, why? 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1147 The odor will go away - but we'll have a great fish story forever. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1148 It runs on gasoline, electricity, or whale oil. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1149 I guess the backup camera wasn't working. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1150 Are you getting any air back there? 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1151 Dont worry, all these new cars come with Sonar 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
1152 If you don't quit your blubbering, I will turn this car around. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1153 Next time you might want to opt for the uberXL 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1154 I just need to make a quick stop at the krill store. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1155 You said you didn't want children, 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1156 Getting a hybrid wasn't enough for you? 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1157 Do the tail fins look too ostentatious? 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1158 At least I get to drive in the HOV lane. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1159 It'd just be nice if he offered to chip in for gas is all I'm saying. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1160 Okay, okay. So I meant to write “hatchback,” not “humpback.” But you’ve got to admit, the rental car agency was *extremely* accommodating! 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1161 Hatchback, humpback - you do mumble a lot, honey. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1162 Well I think it's OK to be a sperm donor 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
1163 Beats me where I got him. I took Ambien last night. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1164 Why do you say this is your worst first date? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1165 You're quiet . . . Still thinking about the one that got away? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1166 I caught it. You fillet it. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1167 I get the sense you're having second thoughts about getting me that 3-D printer. 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
1168 I think he doesn't fully understands the concept of car pools. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
1169 I had something else in mind when you signed up to adopt a whale. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1170 ...And it has a ton of tail-room. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1171 What does the doctor plan to do with the sperm sample? 1.2903 0.06590 93 75 9 9
1172 I had to bring it home. If I tell them it was "THIS BIG" they'd just laugh at me. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1173 I still won't buy a minivan. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
1174 he wanted a lift to the nearest whaleway station 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1175 It's no different from picking up your Mom, only a lot more quiet. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1176 Every year we tell your mother that we don't want any more holiday whales, and yet... 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1177 He prefers Moby Richard. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1178 Now I can write the great American novel 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1179 I wasn't aware that saving the whales included gas and tolls. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1180 What if the cat doesn't like whale meat? 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1181 You know how the rearview mirror says, "Objects are closer than they appear." Well... 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1182 It IS cheaper than buying it by the ounce! 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1183 Start looking for a pet friendly rest area. We should let him out to spout. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1184 I don't think so. If we had a bigger car, you'd want to rescue its mother. 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
1185 Doesn't your friend know any other kinds of songs? 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1186 Really, Margaret, do you have to save everything? 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1187 OK, what we can't get in the fridge we'll give to your Aunt Sally 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1188 I told him he could be anything he wanted to be, how'd I know he'd say whale? 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1189 He said it was only a few leagues. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1190 He did call shotgun first. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1191 I feel that there's something you are not telling me. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1192 I'd feel better if we had a humpback seat. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1193 Stop being such a Moby Dick. 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
1194 Do you think Petco carries krill? 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1195 Trust me, if it gets carsick we're rich. 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
1196 Do you think we can use the HOV lane? 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
1197 So we're agreed: The New Yorker has been having too many whale cartoons. 1.2903 0.06590 93 75 9 9
1198 I told Jonah we'd pick him up. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1199 There are times, Honey, when Catch and Release ceases to be an option. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1200 Stop saying "you're gonna need a bigger car!" 1.2903 0.06590 93 75 9 9
1201 but think of how much we saved by buying in bulk! 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1202 Do you smell something? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1203 If I hear that song one more time I'll go nuts. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1204 Well the wedding invitation DID say "something blue" !!! 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
1205 We gotta get a new ride-share app. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1206 No problem. There's a backup camera. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1207 It's ok to pick up hitchers if they're endangered. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1208 It's a 2016 Ford Flounder 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1209 Okay, I admit it--we may be a little lost. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1210 Will you two stop blubbering up there? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1211 It's a hell of a lot better than the elephant in the room. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1212 Now what? 1.2872 0.06350 94 75 11 8
1213 You couldn't have just joined "Save the Monarch Butterfly", eh? 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1214 Why does he always want to go to the beach. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1215 They shouldn't ding us for normal wear and tear. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1216 Goodbye hatchback, hello humpback. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1217 I told you this would happen if your mother didn't go on a diet! 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1218 Think the guys will believe me now ? 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1219 Let's talk about the whale in the car. 1.2857 0.06497 91 73 10 8
1220 Really? Of ALL the possible interpretations of "Save the Whales", that was the ONLY one that resonated with you? 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1221 For a first date, I think this is going rather well. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1222 I'm so over car-sharing. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1223 It's like I always say: teach a man to fish and you feed him for life. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1224 You should have said it was caviar you wanted. How was I to know there are two kinds of Beluga? 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1225 Okay, maybe I do go a little crazy when I shop at Costco. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1226 We don't usually pick up hitchhikers, but we figure you've got quite a tale. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1227 You never like what I buy at Costco. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1228 I told you, Google Maps said this is the fastest route. 1.2857 0.06682 91 74 8 9
1229 I'm beginning to think global warming is a problem 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1230 Don't call me Ishmael. 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1231 Need me to scoot my seat forward? 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1232 As soon as we drop this last Uber passenger off, I promise we can start date night! 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1233 This is far forward as my seat will go. Stop blubbering. 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1234 Remind me to pick up one of those pine tree thingies. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1235 Sure looked cute in the rescue center pool. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1236 I thought we'd make a donation to a sperm bank today. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1237 If anyone asks tell them it's local. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1238 You have to admit, Carol, he makes our car pool a fabulous pun. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1239 Next rest area, it's your turn! 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1240 Is it just me, or does a full tank of gas not go as far as it used to? 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1241 I don't smell anything. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1242 I get it, "catch and release," but first I've just got to show this one to the guys. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1243 I distinctly remember telling you that it was a whale of a deal. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1244 You know, we'll have to check with the rabbi to see if it's kosher. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1245 But the guys would never believe me. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1246 And twelve gallons of cocktail sauce... 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1247 You're the one who insisted on a hybrid! 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1248 I swear I don't know how that sperm got on the back seat. 1.2857 0.06497 91 73 10 8
1249 He knew it was just for the summer. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1250 How was school? 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1251 Hatchback, humpback, what's the difference? 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1252 I thought the new tires were supposed to prevent fishtailing. 1.2857 0.06497 91 73 10 8
1253 I thought the whale noises would be soothing. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1254 Why doesn't he just go around. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1255 That's enough car pooling. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1256 At least it is not an elephant and it is not in our living room 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1257 Why don't you just get a dog, like everyone else? 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1258 Yes, I got a cetacean for speeding. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1259 While you were napping we barely made it through a flash flood. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1260 We'll need a bigger booster seat soon. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1261 I was very clear in my profile that I live and breath marine biology. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1262 Why is it always about what you want? 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1263 You're gonna need a bigger car. 1.2857 0.06682 91 74 8 9
1264 Well I wasn't going to make him swim home! 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1265 At least he's not complaining about leg room. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1266 They were out of the hatchbacks so I got a humpback. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1267 Do you hear something ambient? 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1268 I know what you're thinking, but the carpool lane is actually faster than the Gulf Stream this time of day. 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1269 You said you wanted a pet that didn't shed. 1.2857 0.05012 91 66 24 1
1270 There is no catch. 1.2857 0.06682 91 74 8 9
1271 This is the one that ate my dad. I'm sure of it this time. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1272 You were in the same bad mood when the kids brought home goldfish. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1273 HOV lane, we all work at the aquarium. It's a win-win. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1274 Oh, I thought you said lets burn some blubber! 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1275 I don't want to hear about the one that got away... 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1276 It's a Sicilian message ... 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1277 Perhaps we should have just gone with our instincts and gotten the kids that puppy. 1.2857 0.06497 91 73 10 8
1278 All right, have it your way - you heard a whale sing. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1279 I think it's time to remove the booster seat. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1280 Ok if the echo location app doesn't work, then we can stop and ask for directions. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1281 What's the big deal? Only you can sing in the car? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1282 I know. Don't pick up hitchhikers. But this is a whole lot of omega 3. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1283 I'm second-guessing this whole car pool thing. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1284 I think you should sit in the back with her in case she gets nervous. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1285 We need a carpool. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1286 Well, I guess we better talk about the elephant in the room... 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1287 I'm so tired of trying to impress you. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1288 Your profile didn't mention dependants 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1289 I thought we were picking up your sister. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1290 Because you had too much to drink, that's why. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1291 I had hoped there was a cash alternative to the grand prize. I was wrong and I'm sorry. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1292 Well the vet doesn't do housecalls 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1293 Okay...Okay.... But YOU said, "it has to be wild caught!" 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1294 I know it's unusual for a first date. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1295 Everything has to be over-the-top for you, doesn't it? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1296 How about switching to 'Save the Chihuahuas' ? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1297 Turns out I was bidding on the wrong eBay. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1298 The whale tank clearly said 'you touch it you buy it.' 1.2778 0.06520 90 73 9 8
1299 You read the bumper sticker, right? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1300 I have some bad news about what happened while you were asleep. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
1301 "He's a pilot whale which is ten times better than our GPS". 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1302 Okay, okay, but, who else would've given him a ride? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1303 This car fishtails more than most. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1304 Greg had to admit the word 'carpool' might be misleading to some species. 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
1305 It still beats having a pot-bellied pig. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1306 Can we please Free Willy ? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1307 A dog would have been easier. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
1308 Even the Johnson's have a coy pond, I wanted something different. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1309 Become an Uber driver you said, it will be easy you said. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1310 Tonight I think you should call me Ishmael. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1311 Tell me the truth. What did we take at the party? 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
1312 OK, OK. You were right. Ocean Mist is a little too rich. We'll go with the Fresh Pine scent next time. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
1313 I feel like seafood tonight. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1314 No, I still don't want a minivan. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1315 All I'm saying is you could've sponsored a koala instead 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1316 You understand "adopt" is just a metaphor, right? 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1317 The '57s had bigger fins. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1318 You never like my ideas. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1319 SONAR comes standard. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1320 ...And you think they''ll believe THIS story? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1321 Next time, I buy the bait. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1322 You think the new save the whales bumper sticker is a bit much? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1323 Look, it was just lying there on the beach, and you're always saying we should get a pet. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1324 You mind if we stop at the next service station? I need to spray my blowhole. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1325 Anything happen while I dozed off just then? 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1326 The breeder assured me it's great with kids. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1327 I said backseat "thrill" seeking, not "krill" seeking. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1328 What's he blubbering about in the back seat? 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1329 'Don't worry,' you said. 'The car is big enough,' you said. 'We don't need to pay for delivery,' you said. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1330 So glad you opted for the hybrid... 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
1331 Remember, tell your mother to keep the cat in the basement. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1332 This is the last time I agree to take the leftovers at your family's Inuit Thanksgiving 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
1333 This gives new meaning to a whale watch. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1334 Ok, the next time I order a hatchback on ZipCar, I'll check for auto-corrects. 1.2778 0.06520 90 73 9 8
1335 ... casseroles, grilled steaks, seafood salads, soups and stews, not to mention sushi...and possibly lamp oil and handbags...even corsets and hats, maybe. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1336 Did I hit him? Did you hear a thump? Oh, God, I think I hit him! 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1337 You said no cats 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
1338 I was lucky to fit his bike in the trunk 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1339 I hope you don't mind but I need to drop someone off at the marina first. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1340 I thought the salesman said, "Whale of a car," not whale in a car. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1341 Do I lead with 'You won't believe this fish story' or 'I've got a whale of a tale to tell you'? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1342 Well.. you were the one who wanted to go whale watching! 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1343 I think your definition of catch and release is too narrow. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1344 Thanks for calling shotgun. 1.2778 0.06520 90 73 9 8
1345 The difference is Seaworld keeps whales in captivity, while I'm just an enthusiast. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
1346 Next time, let's go with something other than Sea Mist on the air freshener. 1.2778 0.06520 90 73 9 8
1347 This hybrid gets 40 nautical miles per gallon. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1348 If you say "We should have went with the Shit-zu" one more time... 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1349 Uh-oh, we have a whale-gater. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1350 Did I tell you about the one that didn't get away? 1.2778 0.06520 90 73 9 8
1351 Imagine what would happen if it said, "Save The Planet." 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
1352 Sad eyes; right. Now we have to house train him. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1353 So now you're gonna tell me about the one that got away? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1354 I asked the dealer to throw in some Beluga, but I meant the caviar 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1355 I heard new orca as new yorker! 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1356 Looks like somebody can’t start the migration fast enough. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1357 The Hudson or the East? 1.2778 0.06520 90 73 9 8
1358 Time to give up beach-combing, Barb. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1359 So, what's with all the whales in New Yorker cartoons these days? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1360 Well, something's clicking. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1361 Okay, okay, but it's not every week there's a closeout sale at Sea World. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1362 Look - I needed a third rider for the express lane, OK? 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1363 Just how far under water is our mortgage? 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1364 I don't think you realize we're under water. 1.2747 0.06264 91 73 11 7
1365 Shotgun? Dream on Moby... 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1366 I'm not saying I'm against picking up hitchhikers. I'm just saying that sometimes it's a judgement call. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1367 I told you he had his fin up and was looking for a ride. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1368 Don't you think he's gotten big enough to get to school on his own? 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1369 Well, I had to give him a lift, I felt sorry for him, he was blubbering. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1370 This is the last time we pickup hitchhikers to the aquarium. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1371 I think your "Save the Whales" sentiment has gone too far! 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1372 Moby is as much a part of this family as you or I! 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1373 Why did we bother saving this whale if we're never going to use it? 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1374 We met on a desert island. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1375 I think that bumper stickers should be taken literally. 1.2747 0.06264 91 73 11 7
1376 What elephant in the room? 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1377 You said we could get a pet 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1378 You never said the word 'inflatable'. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1379 You must admit the sounds are calming when we’re gridlocked 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1380 I'm telling you he's right on my tail. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1381 We've drove off a bridge. We're trapped in our car underwater. What else can go wrong? 1.2747 0.06456 91 74 9 8
1382 Do you know a good bar and krill? 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
1383 Mammal. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1384 The mechanic's explanation for why we have a sagging rear end seems a little fishy to me. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1385 So we agree to disagree? 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1386 I really think she meant "Kale." And we forgot milk. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1387 I thought you told me size doesn't matter. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1388 I still think a dog would have been easier 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1389 Whalegater! 1.2717 0.06392 92 75 9 8
1390 We've got to find a vet who makes house calls. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1391 Guys, is there any plankton in my teeth? 1.2717 0.06392 92 75 9 8
1392 Next time we get a sitter. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1393 Are you sure this is how Pokemon Go is supposed to work? 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1394 How can we pass this off as road kill? 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1395 Now don't you wish we got the minivan? 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1396 Don't you miss that new leather smell? 1.2697 0.06543 89 73 8 8
1397 I know, but $3.95 a pound is hard to pass up. 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1398 So is this your first uberpool? 1.2697 0.06543 89 73 8 8
1399 I promised you a 'Whale of a Good Time' and I mean to deliver! 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1400 That was one helluva pothole. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1401 I told you I was giving up deer hunting. 1.2697 0.04993 89 66 22 1
1402 I've got it all figured out. The kids get the pool on the odd days. 1.2697 0.04993 89 66 22 1
1403 Wouldn't the guys have taken your word for it? 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1404 It's part of his 10-point migration plan. 1.2697 0.06543 89 73 8 8
1405 Does this make it legal to drive in the HOV lane now? 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1406 You know I always wanted to do my part to save the whales. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1407 What did you expect when you married someone named Ahab? 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1408 The next time someone asks you heads or tails, choose one or the other. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1409 She's right. She did say "shotgun." 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1410 Do you have a breath mint? 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1411 Your profile said you liked Moby. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1412 ok that's not what really happened. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1413 It's about the elephant in the room, isn't it? 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1414 It will be company for the elephant in the room. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1415 Well, you wanted Seafood! 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1416 When they asked us to feed their fish for a few days... 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1417 So tell me about the one that got away. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1418 It'll look good over the fireplace. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1419 Like I said, it's a free Willy. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1420 I'm getting terrible gas mileage. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1421 He may be a baby but I don't think we will need the booster seat any longer. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1422 I couldn't help it, the look on his face, he wanted to come home with us. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1423 well, at least somebody will use the pool now..... 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1424 THIS ISN'T WHAT I THOUGHT WHEN YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO SAVE SPERM 1.2697 0.06543 89 73 8 8
1425 No, it appears I don't know what 'carpool' actually means. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1426 Well if this isn't one whale of a hump day... 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1427 I don't know what made me think of this but did you say that your mother is staying with us this weekend? 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1428 You know what this means, don't you? Whale salad sandwiches for months! 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1429 They had sea horses, angle fish, and goldfish, but no, he's so cute honey let's get the whale. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1430 if you clean it; I'll cook it 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1431 Can we talk about the whale in the car? 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1432 Oh, stop complaining - you got shotgun and he's paying for his third of the gas. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1433 Look, the ocean's not far away and he had a winning smile. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1434 We're gonna need a bigger tank. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1435 You thought I said hatchback? 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1436 We're goin' to need a bigger fish tank. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1437 OK, ok. I should have spent the extra 5 bucks to have it filleted.. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1438 "It's cheaper to buy bulk....". 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1439 Well sor-ry! Not every methane-powered car is going to be exactly what you want! 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1440 It just feels like you're always annoyed about something. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1441 This is the worst Uber Pool of my life. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1442 Do we have freezer bags? 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1443 It's a vegetarian, we're vegetarians. What's your problem? 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
1444 Let's see little Johnny get out of his car seat now. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1445 Who'll tell the kids they can't use the swimming pool? 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1446 I hate backseat metaphors. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1447 I'm just glad we didn't opt for 4 whale drive. This is more than enough! 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1448 The kids nagging about not having enough fish for their aquarium ends today. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1449 I told you he'd outgrow the aquarium. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1450 I do hope you're not going to start blubbering again. 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
1451 Well, we've finally dealt with "the elephant in the room." What shall we tackle next? 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
1452 You tell him we're not going out for krill again. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1453 I hate these "you touch it, you buy it" policies. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1454 For the last time, yes, they have a pool! 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1455 Okay, so we'll need to buy a bigger bowl. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1456 OK, I'll bite. Why 'Ishmael?' 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1457 The rear airbag in this car is organic! 1.2644 0.06633 87 72 7 8
1458 Don’t tell your sister we’re not using a car seat. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1459 We are never going to the animal shelter again! 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1460 I'm happy to help, but just how big is your fish tank? 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1461 We'll just have to get a bigger bowl. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1462 How could I possibly 'smell like krill'? 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1463 They won't say 'fish story' this time. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1464 You couldn't just leave it at the elephant in the room. 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
1465 I thought he said "hatchback," but he must have said "humpback." 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1466 "Jonah doesn't get out much, does he? 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1467 Well, you're the one who wanted seafood take-out. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1468 What did the mechanic say about that wailing noise? 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1469 How Stella Got Her Humpback 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1470 You just had to save a whale. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1471 You know...sometimes, winner doesn't have to take ALL. 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
1472 OK, I promise next time I won't commit to pet-sitting without talking to you first> 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1473 In a year, everyone will be talking about "Sea-to-Table". 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1474 Next time you find a whale of a deal can you just walk away? 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1475 See, I told you everything would fit. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1476 'No singing in the car' 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
1477 I guess we could just hang up signs and maybe someone will claim her. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1478 Let's just hope we don't draw anyone's attention. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1479 Well, you can remind Willy there that gas isn't free. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1480 You buckled the kids in first, right? 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1481 Well, don't give me that snide look. You're the one who said it's cheaper to buy in bulk. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1482 Blue? Flipper? ... Fido? 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
1483 "Really, you thought saying "We're gonna need a bigger car" was still funny? 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1484 What makes you think I have a Melville complex? 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1485 I think you are taking this "Save The Whales" thing a little too far. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1486 Watch her, I couldn't get the seatbelt to lock. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1487 This is exactly why I hate carnival games. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1488 He gives me great traction in the snow. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1489 Did we have to bring your mother? 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
1490 Look, I'm not getting rid of him. We've been through a lot together. We're survivors. You wouldn't understand; you didn't see last week's cartoon. 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
1491 This wasn't what I had in mind when you said "Free Willy". 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1492 Call me idiot. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1493 Five fathoms since last time you asked. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1494 Ok, I'm pretty sure this metaphor isn't working. 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
1495 Google krill store. 1.2644 0.06633 87 72 7 8
1496 I'm glad you called shotgun. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1497 so, you save whales? 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1498 Why can't you just collect shells like everyone else? 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1499 Now that you've landed a whale, they'll have to make you a Partner! 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1500 Well, it's the one that didn't get away. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1501 Honey, I think we're being tailed. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1502 I told you we should have rented the full size. 1.2644 0.06633 87 72 7 8
1503 I thought you were bringing the krill. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1504 I don't love her for the shape of her body, I love her for the size of her brain. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1505 ...and just where do you plan to save this one? 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1506 At first I thought he was just a fluke, but then he grew on me 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1507 I will consult the GPS next time, okay? 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1508 Well, I'm glad we got that behind us." 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1509 I know, I know...I should have kept the living room set and traded it in for Door # 2. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1510 It's your imagination. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1511 One last stop at Costco for the jumbo pallet of Krill. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1512 Yes! But it took them a while to work the bugs out of the Tesla too. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1513 Then I guess we're going to the beach. Again. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1514 He's tailgating us. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1515 We need to discuss the elephant in the room. 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
1516 Did you bring his water tank? 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1517 OK, OK, so I didn't see the 'Fish Crossing' Sign. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1518 He's chipping in for gas. 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
1519 You smell anything ? 1.2644 0.04755 87 64 23 0
1520 We should of just taken a Picture!!! 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1521 We can put him in the pool. We just have to clear it with the condo association. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1522 Thank you for using Uber Tidal Pool 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1523 At 10 cents a pound, we couldn't pass it up. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1524 For once, could you spare me 'the elephant in the room' talk? 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
1525 Well, can't you find a recipe? 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1526 Next time don't bring the whole sperm just the sample. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1527 Hey, you were the one that wanted fins 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1528 I think they're tailgating on porpoise. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1529 he used to play with Bob Marley 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1530 If we have another, you know, we'll need a minivan. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1531 He'll be a perfect mate for the elephant in the living room. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1532 I don't like the smell of plankton either, but we need to stay in the HOV lane. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1533 Be nice, honey. You're making him feel like a fifth whale. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1534 Next vacation your not getting any souvenirs ! 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1535 I swear I told the dealership hatchback... 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
1536 Perhaps you'd prefer a ride-sharing service that discriminates? 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1537 And what if I told you he is already fully-grown? 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1538 What do you mean did I shower this morning? 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1539 It wouldn't fit in the cooler. It wouldn't even fit in the trunk. What else was I supposed to do? 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1540 Honey Bun, have you put on a few lbs? I 've got it floored and I can't get over 20 mph . 1.2644 0.06633 87 72 7 8
1541 You always said you wanted to adopt a rescue. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1542 Low sperm count? No problem. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1543 Is it bigger than it appears or closer than it appears? Either way, we're screwed. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1544 We'll tell your mother he's a rescue. She'll understand. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1545 Your plaice or mine? 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1546 What? He was stranded and needed a ride. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1547 Uh oh, I think that's Greenpeace following us. 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
1548 I didn't know Greenpeace was going to be so literal. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1549 "Penny for your thoughts...' 1.2644 0.06633 87 72 7 8
1550 Don't say anything about lamp oil and we'll be fine. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1551 It happens every time we walk into a pet store. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1552 I'm getting that catch-and-release thing. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1553 It's a long story but that's right, everyone just calls me Ishmael. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1554 Sorry, UberPool is still working out the kinks. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1555 Some have greatness thrust upon them. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1556 One back-seat driver is enough, dear. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1557 I AM pressing the peddle! 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1558 I got rid of the elephant in the room, didn't I? 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1559 If he doesn't like the pool, we can take him back. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1560 I specifically stated that I wanted the Porsche with the whale tail. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1561 It's amazing what you can find on the Craigslist "Free" want ads these days. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1562 This is the last time we pick a rideshare at Marine Life World. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1563 YOU NEVER BELIEVE ANYTHING I TELL YOU! 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1564 Well, you should have thought about going to the ocean before we left. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1565 We're going to need a bigger car. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1566 The irony here is that Captain Ahab is a third cousin on my mother's side 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
1567 I knew you had a lot of baggage, but isn't this a little extreme? 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1568 Okay, before we get to the drive-up window,.... one plain Filet-O-Fish, one cod sandwich with extra tarter and a super size bucket of plankton! 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
1569 I think this guy's tailing me. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1570 For the last time, there is no one with a wooden leg living on Oak Street. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1571 Again, BIG thanks for calling shotgun. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1572 What's so strange about having a companion animal? 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1573 And you thought we had no reason to buy a station wagon. 1.2644 0.06633 87 72 7 8
1574 Everyone has to do their part to decrease rising sea levels 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1575 Where do I begin? 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1576 Didn't think that one all the way through, did you Ahab? 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1577 You shouldn't have begged me to see "Free Willy." 1.2637 0.06218 91 74 10 7
1578 Did you hear a thump? 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
1579 If you don't start behaving, this will be more than just a visit to SeaWorld. 1.2614 0.06362 88 72 9 7
1580 That was the weirdest threesome ever. 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
1581 So, how long have you been a sperm donor? 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
1582 I never should have signed up for Uber. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1583 If you ask me that Captain Ahab fella just didn't try hard enough 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1584 I think it's been more than three days 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1585 Anchovie, my ass! 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1586 Anyone else in the mood for krill? 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1587 That reminds me...when did you say your mother was coming for a visit? 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1588 Honey, it appears that someone's tailing us. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1589 But I followed the one souvenir limit. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1590 He's neutered. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1591 I thought you said no more rescue animals 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1592 Did I mention that my name is "Ishmael." 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1593 I thought you said you wanted to see Wales! 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1594 At Thanksgiving, maybe my uncle won't run on about his latest deer hunt. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1595 I don't care what your friends say. He's too big to be rear-facing. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1596 You should see the one I threw back! 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1597 He said he's from whales, and just wants a lift to the next Brexit. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1598 This is the last time we do errands for Andrew. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1599 I knew we should'be gone to Scotland, not Wales 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1600 I love surprising your parents! 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1601 Sushi again? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1602 No one will believe I caught it on a fly rod. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1603 Okay, but I still caught two to your one. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1604 I know this ride blows. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1605 Fine. Next time we just get the capsules. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1606 Oh, my God! Where's Jonah? 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
1607 I prefer the old horn sound. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
1608 We need to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1609 Call the kids and tell them to turn off the pool heater..... 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
1610 Uber says I can't discriminate against animals. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1611 Just think of the traction when it snows! 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1612 You used to love sushi. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1613 I support mass transit. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1614 I'll tell you what's endangered, young man. Your TV privileges. That's what. 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
1615 that's not the spot to sit if he gets carsick... 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1616 I just read 'My Porpoise Driven Life' 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1617 I can't believe he's car sick. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1618 So, what was wrong with just adopting a dog? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1619 At least HE's not pressing an imaginary brake pedal every few minutes. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1620 I think it's time I told you "Joe" is a nickname. My real name is Jonah. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1621 So is this your first time taking UberPool? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1622 For our next kid, we're using a sperm bank. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1623 I'm just saying, your last three fish have all died. Perhaps you're just not ready for a pet. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1624 Yeah it was a great night, I just think Jonah's wedding favors were a little overkill. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1625 So, whose sperm count is low? 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1626 You never know with these rescues, but the guy promised he wouldn't get any bigger. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1627 Do I tell you how to swim? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1628 I'm not taking this too far, and I promise this is the last thing I buy for the aquarium. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1629 You were right, we have a tail. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1630 Are you sure that's how it happened? Because to be honest something smells a little fishy... 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1631 Picture, schmicture. I'm showing the guys. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1632 Buckle up or we're not going to Sea World. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1633 You wanted a compact. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1634 Something seems a little fishy. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1635 Did you bring some water? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1636 Nobody likes a back seat diver, Frank 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1637 I guess that's the problem when you combine Apple Maps with a self-driving car. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1638 They were all out of goldfish. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1639 Next time they say "You'll have a whale of time," let's pass. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1640 Next time you might consider Uber XXL, pal. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1641 Why can't you just be glad that I picked up the right whale and not the killer whale? 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
1642 This certainly tops anything else we've done in the back seat. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1643 What happened to wanting a rescue dog? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1644 Plankton is in now, and he knows a good spot! 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1645 Should we discuss the gigantic whale in the car? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1646 Why would I call you Ishmael? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1647 Why don't you get a cat? 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
1648 Can we talk about the 100 ton Cetacean in the room...? 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1649 Must you sing that same song the whole way? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1650 Relax, it's only until Sea World finds her a forever home. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1651 Nobody likes a humpback-seat driver! 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1652 Did you feel that, I think we just fish-tailed! 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1653 Other than that, how did you enjoy the beach? 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1654 So, what else is allowed on this Paleo diet? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1655 I'm thinking pan grilled with lemon and red pepper. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1656 I didn't know you meant "searching for your white whale" quite so literally... 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1657 Do you think they have plankton at Taco Bell? 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1658 Look, you're not the only one in this car who's blue. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1659 I told you picking up Jonah was a bad idea. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1660 So, I'll concede the station wagon would have had some advantages over the sedan... 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1661 If you didn't want an Uber Pool, you shouldn't have selected it. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1662 You're the one who said he'd grow on us. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1663 So there I was on this desert island, standing next to a palm tree... 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1664 I agree, dear. This would never have worked with Uber. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1665 So you think we should have picked the other one? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1666 I swear to God one more peep out of you and I'll turn this car around, there'll be no SeaWorld today! 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1667 That's the last time I take my kleptomaniac girlfriend to SeaWorld. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1668 Did it even occur to you that maybe it isn't my sperm motility that's the problem? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1669 Did you feel a hump? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1670 It really does improve the handling 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1671 It's a hybrid. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1672 Car dealers. 'Seats five comfortably,' my ass. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1673 My arms aren't that wide and besides, who'd believe me? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1674 Are we there yet? 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
1675 I know a good bar and krill. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1676 Honey, wake up. You'll never guess what's trying to pass us! 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1677 He was stranded on the beach. So we pick him up and take him to the nearest marine park. They'll fix him up and release him back into the wild. What's the worst that can happen? It's not like he's some bison from Yellowstone. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1678 He keeps saying, "This is all so Kafkaesque." 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1679 Yes, but there are a lot fewer stops than with the old carpool. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1680 Now will you believe my fish story? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1681 I think one of the taillights is out. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1682 I mean, everyone collects seashells at the beach...that's the obvious choice. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1683 Why don't we just acknowledge 200 ton whale in the car? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1684 It's the Herman Melville Limited Edition. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1685 He was hitchhiking near SeaWorld. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1686 Look, at that price Sea World was practically giving him away. Besides, we'll make it back on the caviar. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1687 It’s either buy a Suburban or tell him he’s adopted. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1688 I said HATCH back. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1689 I'm thinking fish for dinner tonight. 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1690 That's the third drive-thru in a row and still no krill. Today's not your day, Murray. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1691 Define "a whale of a good time". 1.2529 0.06378 87 72 8 7
1692 When he stuck out his fluke, I couldn't resist picking him up. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1693 Sperm whale donor, Honey. We know he's a good swimmer! 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1694 I don't know whether this new carpooling lane is worth the trouble 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1695 For the 100th time, YES, I had a good time at the party, but just a good time. 1.2529 0.06584 87 73 6 8
1696 'If I hear, 'Are we there yet?' one more time,.... I'm gonna stop the car and harpoon that thing!" 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1697 Is this the equivalent of an elephant in the room? 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1698 But we agreed that this was the only way to save Jonah 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1699 Think he's outgrown the car seat? 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
1700 There's plenty of fish in the seat. 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1701 Are you sure baking soda will get the smell out? 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1702 Why would we need to talk about an "elephant in the living room"? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1703 Okay, share cars aren't always immaculate. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1704 I know the sounds of the ocean help you sleep, but this is ridiculous 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1705 Let him enjoy his songs. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1706 Well which is it, a fluke or a whale of a tale? 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1707 I said "why don't you take the wheel." 1.2529 0.06378 87 72 8 7
1708 This is not my idea of a Car Pool. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1709 You're the worst humpback-seat driver I've ever met. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1710 I think there is something in my blind spot. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
1711 This wasn't what I was expecting when you said " I want to save the whales! " 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
1712 I know honey, but the doc said I had to do things to increase my sperm count! 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1713 No, honestly, it followed me to the car. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1714 Next time we get pulled over, let me do the talking, ok? 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1715 I told you we should have gotten the cetacean wagon. 1.2500 0.06748 84 71 5 8
1716 You wanted a car with fins on the back, right? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1717 I still say your Uncle Ahab would have liked a gift card better. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1718 Really, no chips? 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1719 I thought you said we need to eat less meat? 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1720 I told you I was dedicated to Greenpeace when we met. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
1721 I assumed it was ok since your profile said you like pets. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1722 He wants krill? We could stop at Whole Foods. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1723 This car won't stop fish tailing 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1724 If there's one thing I can't stand, it's whalegating 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1725 I thought you brought the krill. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1726 Do you get the feeling that they might have put a tail on us? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1727 Do you think he'll miss the ocean as much as we do? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1728 Is it me, or has the smell of krill followed us all the way from Montauk? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1729 Let's just keep driving. Maybe we will find some roadkrill. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1730 Your always bothered by little things. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1731 He'll cheer up once he sees there's plankton for dinner. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1732 I think you're right, we should've stuck with the calamari. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1733 Objects in the mirror are not just closer than they appear. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
1734 You tell him it's time he found his own way to the coast off Baja 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1735 You kids quit crying back there! 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1736 Any objections to having it mounted? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1737 Your turn to clean the catch. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1738 It is not unprecedented. Someone took a young bison from a national park just last summer. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1739 I can't wait to see that show off try to filet this. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1740 seal level rise is worse then I thought 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1741 I'm telling you Jonah, I think we have this thing backwards. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1742 I thought I was buying a hatchback. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1743 I promise, it's just for one night. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1744 You distinctly said, "Show me a whale of a good time." 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1745 I spy with my little eye.... 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1746 I told you to rent a "hatchback". 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1747 Fine, go ahead and blame it on autocorrect, but how was I supposed to know that you meant "hatchback?" 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1748 We really need a backup camera. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1749 So much for the small pond theory. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
1750 How far ya migratin', stranger? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1751 No to the tender strains of the humpback mating call? Ok then, would dinner and a movie put you in the mood? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1752 I am giving him a lift just to school 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1753 What are we going to say we used for bait? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1754 This should be enough blubber to last us through the Trump administration. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1755 Now I just need to stop by the store for 10,000 pounds of krill. 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1756 I never thought we'd be watching him for this long. 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1757 Well, call me Ishmael. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1758 I will never, ever drive a minivan. 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
1759 No, we're not at the beach yet! 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1760 He's not quite as majestic above water. 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1761 I know you're skeptical, but trust me. The kids are going to love it. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1762 Ever since I put on that bumper sticker that says 'Honk if You Love Krill', this has been happening. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1763 On the phone, you said you didn't mind sharing your Uber ride. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1764 Something's fishy around here. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1765 What a back sea driver. 1.2500 0.06532 84 70 7 7
1766 Don"t you long for the days when the only thing in your tank was a tiger? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1767 We can't just give our son a goldfish. His fifth birthday is too important. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1768 I think it's time we talked about the blue whale in the car. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1769 I think Whole Foods probably knows what it's doing. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1770 Is that Greenpeace following us? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1771 Your sure the whale sounds CD isn't enough to get you to sleep? 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1772 Does your radio get any lower frequencies? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1773 You really can't beat the warehouse store prices, even if you're getting a little more than you need. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1774 So, we have to buy a bigger fish tank. Big deal. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
1775 If you ask me, a whale in the back seat is a heck of a lot worse than an elephant in the room. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1776 It will make a change from tilapia. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1777 Next time let's use a different car-pool app. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1778 Yes I'm sure there will be leftovers. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
1779 When I was talking about bringing a whale home, I was talking about your mother. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1780 Well what's wrong with calling him "Ishmael"? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1781 Seriously Edna, there's nothing back there 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1782 It's just for the weekend. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1783 I don't see why we can't take him with us once in awhile. We're a family, dammit! 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1784 You wouldn't let me have a dog. 1.2500 0.06532 84 70 7 7
1785 And at home its 'the elephant in the room' you won't discuss! 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1786 He says he lost his pilot fish. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1787 They aren't the tailfins I had in mind, but I like them. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1788 What? You said I could get one thing from the gift shop. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1789 Uber doesn't play favorites. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1790 Looks like I get to buy that big new grill! 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1791 I feel like our relationship has alot of dead weight 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1792 You can tell Captain Sonar I know the way from here. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1793 We're the first on our block to own a humpback hatchback. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1794 Call me Lyftmael. 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1795 I read that echolocation is the new GPS. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1796 Because I like the smell of the ocean, okay? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1797 I know you don't understand, but we were stranded on an island together a couple of weeks ago, so we're like brothers now. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1798 What's that smell? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1799 At the time teaching him how to live outside his tank and giving him room to grow seemed like a good idea. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1800 Another Tailgater. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1801 Do we have to take your mother with us everywhere? 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1802 We did what you wanted to do last weekend. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1803 "I told you when we met that I was super serious about saving them. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1804 Now, that was a true all-you-can-eat seafood buffet. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1805 "I think he wants us to pull over". 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1806 Maybe we should rethink sushi night. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1807 For sushi takeout you can't beat the serving size. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1808 No, I said this car was echo friendly. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1809 You're right, I think we do need a new air freshener. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1810 His singing soothes me in traffic, OK? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1811 You just HAD to have a souvenir. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
1812 And you said we'd have a whale of a time... 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1813 Read the fine print before clicking Submit. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1814 YOU tell him he has krill breath! 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1815 Perhaps we should re-consider our position on hitch hikers 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1816 Where am I going to get 5 million pounds of plankton? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1817 When they offered a whale of a deal in a used car, this isn't what I expected. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1818 " Well , at least we know my sperm count isn't the issue " . 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1819 We can't go--she hasn't fastened her seat belt yet. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1820 Did you remember to pack his squeakie toys and the karaoke machine? We can't expect your mom to entertain him ALL week while we're gone. 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1821 I'm starting to think you were right that we should have just had kids. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1822 Look on the bright side: we can use the HOV lane the whole way home. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1823 Honey, see if there's any of that krill left in the glove box. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1824 I am not avoiding the elephant in the room. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1825 So where the hell am I supposed to get 100 kilos of plankton? 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1826 It creates more downforce and therefore provides better traction. Why do you ask? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1827 No, I said humpback, not hatchback. 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1828 Just drop me off at 19.896` N and 155.582`W. 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
1829 Can we tone down the nonverbal communication? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1830 Well, you could stand to lose a few pounds yourself! 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1831 Whales must be really easy for cartoonists to draw. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1832 We should have rented at least a mid-size. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1833 Is this what you meant by whale watching? 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1834 I can't wait until he's old enough to drive himself. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1835 If you say "whale of a tale" one more time........ 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1836 I'm pretty sure he wasn't drowning. You didn't need to "rescue" him 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1837 Should we poach it or grill it? 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1838 It's closer than you think. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1839 Believe me, it's HUGE! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1840 'Humpback.' 'Hatchback.' You can see where I got confused. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1841 We're gonna need a bigger aquarium. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1842 He's decided to take a 'gap year' between the Atlantic and the Pacific. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1843 He insisted I take him out for some sushi. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1844 Wouldn't it be easier to download humpback whale songs? 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1845 I know it's misleading, but the Shell station does not sell krill. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1846 If it's sushi grade, we're set for life. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1847 No one is going to believe us, so let's keep it a secret. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
1848 Right Ralph. You got another whale of a deal. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1849 I feel like we've forgotten something. Did you turn off the oven? 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1850 Honey, did you remember the chips? 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1851 This model is available with hatchback or humpback. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1852 You said if I caught a big one, you'd clean it! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1853 Clearly we don't agree on what a "whale of a time" means. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1854 I don't mind him tailing us. I just hope he doesn't breach. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1855 Right whale, white male; what's the difference? We're both endangered. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1856 It's all part of Sea World's new public relations program! 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1857 At least we can ride in the carpool lane 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1858 It's hard on mileage but we can use the carpool lane. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1859 Forget the elephant in the room, we have something much bigger to talk about. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1860 What could I do? He was in a kill shelter. 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
1861 Ugh, I hate this song. 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
1862 What? You're the one who wanted to Uber Carpool. 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
1863 He took the bait ... hook, line, and blinker. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1864 I liked the puppy, too, but, I don't know ... 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1865 Ok, I'll clean it if you cook it 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1866 No Honey, I haven't lost my excitement about us having a baby. I just never comprehended the craving thing 'till now. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1867 I checked and the condo bylaws say nothing whatsoever about whales. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1868 You sure this restaurant serves krill? 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1869 It's no different from you spouting off back there. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1870 I wish that blowhard would get off my tail!! 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
1871 Next time we'll take the ferry. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1872 He's afraid he's becoming an imposition. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1873 Are you sure about this, hon? Think about the vet bills? 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1874 I said put moby on the radio 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1875 I guess you didn't quite check my whole profile... 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1876 I think we got the whale sighting thing down. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1877 How's the air back there? 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1878 I told the salesperson I would only buy the car if I got a whale of a deal. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1879 Getting him in here was a total fluke. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1880 I thought he said HATCHback. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1881 They say this Melville recorded book has unusual special effects. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1882 Save the whales sounds so stellar. Now what? 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
1883 Did you get a look at that kid at the take-out window?? What? Like no one's ever ordered plankton before? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1884 Let's face it, the krill is gone!! 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1885 They were all out of mermaids. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1886 Anyone can go whale watching. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1887 Should we talk about the elephant in the room? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1888 Vegan? Since when?? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1889 Still better than a kid 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1890 Let's *not* call him Ishmael. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1891 I told you not to follow Apple Maps. 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
1892 They'll never believe me otherwise. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1893 I just need to stop for some more krill. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1894 Honey, he's got a point. All the other eight year olds get to sit in the front. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1895 YOU wanted to use the carpool lane! 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1896 We'll get him to the ocean in two minutes. Maybe they won't know he's missing. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1897 His friend helped me get off that island. A Broadway show is the least I can do. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1898 Some fin wrong? 1.2410 0.06548 83 70 6 7
1899 Remember, you said I got to pick out our next pet. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1900 Could you please push your seat up? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1901 No, I think it's more than just a mirage. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1902 Maybe we should have followed the "catch and release" rules. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1903 We are all mammals here 1.2410 0.04723 83 63 20 0
1904 We really need to find a closer day care for him. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1905 Don't worry. I'm a natural born kriller. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1906 "I had no idea what 'drive-through bulk sushi' really meant"! 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1907 I thought they said this car was a whale of a deal not a deal with a whale 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1908 okay, I hear yeah..."closer than they appear." 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1909 You really believe he could be alive inside there? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1910 What?...He's chipping in for gas! 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1911 I told you the shelter wouldn't take him. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1912 I'm sensing you're moving on and that I'm not the most important thing in your life now. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1913 Are you sure this is sustainable? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1914 You're krilling me, Dave 1.2410 0.06548 83 70 6 7
1915 Call the hotel and see if they take pets. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1916 I just wanted a " little " something to remember our trip by . 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1917 Well, maybe if your mother whale-sat once in awhile... 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1918 There's no such thing as a free Willy. 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
1919 Greenpeace ride share service is great... until migration season. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1920 Grateful for the back up camera 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1921 Well, if you're not going to address the elephant in the room... 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1922 Ok, she is a whale and this is a car, but we still have to talk about it! 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1923 Do you trust me now? I really do go fishing. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1924 Bob Mankoff has a thing about whales, that's why. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1925 Did I ever tell you that I was a Marine Biologist? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1926 If we don't find his owner, I think we should keep him. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
1927 It must be low tide. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1928 Let me tell you about the one that got away! 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
1929 Nobody would believe me otherwise. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1930 I think we're gonna need a bigger fish tank. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1931 You'll be singing a different tune once she coughs up the ambergris. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1932 OK, I will now concede that it is NOT a goldfish. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1933 I don't know about you, but I had a whale of a good time. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1934 He's right. Shotgun controls the radio. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1935 I meant the comparison as a compliment honey. 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
1936 Again? You have the bladder of a humpback. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1937 Our problem wasn't bringing a whale to the party. We just shouldn't have brought a blue whale. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1938 So I said to him, "call me, Ishmael. We have Bluetooth now." 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1939 I think we need to buy a bigger grill. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1940 Does the car seem sluggish to you? 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1941 Please don't give me the "we're about to be swallowed by a whale" routine again. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1942 It really was a hell of a storm surge. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1943 Okay! they got me,the seafood platter for life raffle sounded to good pass up. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1944 I promise you, this will not turn out like our teacup pig fiasco. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1945 Thing is, that new fish smell that everyone loves, just doesn't last. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1946 When a car salesman says it's a "Whale of a Deal," don't assume he's speaking figuratively. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1947 Oh. A 'Save the Whales' bumper sticker. Yeah, I didn't get that. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
1948 Should have got the mid-sized. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1949 I was thinking maybe we could go to the beach this weekend. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1950 Im telling you, it's not going to fit in the bowl. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1951 It's a keeper 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
1952 Want to listen to Moby? 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
1953 I have crabs. 1.2410 0.06548 83 70 6 7
1954 Google "how to filet a whale." 1.2410 0.06548 83 70 6 7
1955 He's reading "On The Road." 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
1956 Yes...He actually DID call shotgun. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1957 I think your Mother will be surprised with her gift. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1958 No, dear, I will not call you Ishmael. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1959 We'll figure it out when we get home. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1960 I think you are taking this whole “save the whales” thing a little too far. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1961 Yes, I thought saving them was important, but that was before I realized how much I'd enjoy the bragging rights. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1962 I thought you were a "catch and release" fisherman. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1963 Wait... have you seen the dog? 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
1964 Does it feel like it handles better to you? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1965 Wake up. We're being tailed. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1966 I still think it was too soon to switch to a forward facing car seat. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1967 Do you smell krill? 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1968 There's something besides the elephant in the room that we're failing to address. 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
1969 Okay, maybe the Adopt -a- Whale rally wasn't such a good idea." 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1970 Mom said it would be just for a few days. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1971 We're picking up the next one in Noah's car. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1972 What're you guys talking about? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1973 Just think, you won't have to stress over meal planning for weeks. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1974 I'm starting to wonder if our car can support our lifestyle. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1975 Carpool is a misnomer! 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1976 Yes, Bob, I am aware you have a backbone, but I need you to slide down a bit further. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
1977 He can blow that thing all day long...where am I supposed to go? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1978 I mean, why have a convertible if you're not going to use it? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1979 Seriously? Another whale cartoon? 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1980 Like you could get us there without fishtailing. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1981 I was just lying there, on my little island . . . 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1982 Do you think its about time we talk about the blue whale in the car? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1983 Honey. Wake up your dreams are becoming reality again. 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
1984 What could I do? He asked for sanctuary. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1985 How expensive is krill? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1986 I feel like there is an elephant in the room and it smells fishy. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1987 How can you be bored again? 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1988 Did I tell you about the one that got away? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1989 I wish I'd been alive in the 1950s when fins were in. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1990 I know it smells, but think how long it will be before we have to buy cat food again. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1991 I like to listen to Moby in the car 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1992 Remember when you said you wanted fish for dinner? 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1993 They really overdid it with the party favors. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1994 We'll address the elephant in the room and explain he's no longer the largest land mammal. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1995 So maybe it's not the great white whale, but it's still pretty great if you ask me. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1996 On the bright side, we'll never need another oil change. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1997 There's a whale in this car that I think we really need to talk about! 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1998 I bet he'll taste just like chicken 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1999 The doubters will have to believe us this time! 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2000 How long are we going to save this whale? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2001 The rules were clear! What happens at Sea World stays at Sea World. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2002 He's hitchhiking to the Pacific. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2003 You were the one who wanted a hybrid! 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2004 I think it will look fine over the mantle. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2005 Whale, whale. Look who's back. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2006 I'm getting sick of these whale cartoons too. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2007 Ever get the feeling you're about to be krilled? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2008 I think the voice GPS misunderstood when you told it we wanted to go to Wales. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2009 The car salesman said it was a whale of a deal. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2010 Who said that you should only watch them? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2011 BE HONEST...IT'S MY BREATH, ISN'T IT? 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2012 Do we have to pick up every stray that comes along? 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2013 Who knew that an old Plymouth Barracuda would be such good bait? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2014 What's with all these The New Yorker whale jokes lately? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2015 It's going to have to be one more thing we don't talk about. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2016 This wouldn't be a problem if we had bought the SUV. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2017 Next time don't say I am hungry enough to eat a whale. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2018 I think the hospital gave us the wrong baby. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2019 From now on call me Ishmael. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2020 What? You think I should have said no? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2021 I think you took the sign "Free Willy" too literally! 1.2317 0.06562 82 70 5 7
2022 I forgot the krill. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2023 I promise I'll feed it 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2024 Next time please don't "Reply All" 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2025 HOV Lane? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2026 We're not in a room, and I don't see an elephant. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2027 I tried. He wouldn't fit down the toilet. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2028 For the last time, it’s a mammal, and no, you won’t have to clean the tank. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2029 Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2030 Tell me again, which ocean? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2031 Would you mind moving your head to the left a little bit? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2032 I'm starting to think shells would have been the better souvenir? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2033 It goes without saying you can't beat the pound unit price at Big Al's Fish Depot. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2034 Now do you see why I wanted an SUV? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2035 Look...I'll tell you the same thing I told Ishmael. This will not come between us. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2036 Where's Ahab when you need him? 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
2037 How do you get to Nineveh? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2038 Well, how about fish tacos for dinner? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2039 Finally our neighbours will believe our fish story 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2040 Did something about the dealer smell fishy to you? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2041 If we drive straight through, it will still be fresh when we get to Kansas. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2042 It's an air freshener, and yes, it's organic. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2043 We're out of oil. 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
2044 Why was it they told us not to feed the whales? 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2045 We're paying a fortune for that school, and they won't let them have pets in the dorms! 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2046 Maybe next year we can start a different anniversary tradition? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2047 Don't look at me. He wouldn't have gotten the idea if you hadn't insisted on that bumper sticker. 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
2048 I agree picking up hitchhikers is dangerous, but this one only eats krill. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2049 PokémonGo has really gotten out of hand. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2050 Well that's what we get for Japanese engineering. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2051 Okay, you were right; we should have been practical and taken the convertible. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2052 Do you get the feeling we're being tailed? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2053 What??? Sea World was getting rid of it. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2054 Do you think Customs will notice? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2055 I suppose if Jonah's Wife had been there God wouldn't have ever heard the end of it ! 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2056 So, what do you know about krill? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2057 You're the one who said I should drive for Uber. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2058 The hump back seat came standard. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2059 When they mentioned adopting a whale, I thought it was symbolic. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2060 You believe in the Jonah Bible story, but not global warming? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2061 What? It's just a few miles out of our way. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2062 Well, tailfins are back, and they're farm-raised. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2063 It's not my fault you didn't make any friends at the zoo. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2064 Well, the car dealer DID promise us a whale of a deal. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2065 I guess we could use a new air freshener. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2066 He needed a lift to the beach... 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2067 He's just whining because we're going hiking this year. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2068 I may have hit something. Did you see anything? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2069 I agree--on long road trips, a one-song repertoire is rather annoying... 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2070 Well, what happened in Vegas didn't stay in Vegas. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2071 OK, so we won. What's next? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2072 In case you didn't know, our car loan is under water. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2073 Honey, would you tilt your mirror up a touch? 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
2074 This Uber rideshare thing has a few minuses. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2075 That's the third vet today who would not honor their 'spay your pet for free' service. I'm calling Bob Barker. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2076 Fine. Your mother was right about me. I'm just a useless whale thief. Are you happy now? 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2077 Stop complaining. Our next motel has a pool and an ocean view. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2078 I'd be more worried if he ate something other than plankton. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2079 I think you misunderstood when I said "we need to get our hump back" 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2080 For the last time, we are not almost there. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2081 But you always said you wanted a Minke. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2082 And then the guys says to me, "looks like you're gonna need a bigger car". 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2083 It's the latest concept in bio fuel. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2084 I know it's Jonah's bar mitzvah gift, I only hope his parents are going to be as amused as you. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2085 Well, you kept ignoring the elephant in the room. 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
2086 It's times like these that make me glad we bought a convertible. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2087 So far, so good with the test drive. What makes you think there's a catch? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2088 Well, we wouldn't have to walk him! 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2089 He said he just finished reading "Moby Dick" and he needed a drink. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2090 It didn't look that deep, did it? 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
2091 I'm beginning to think Sparky might not be part beagle after all. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2092 Maybe he should sit up front so he doesn't get seasick. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2093 The car steers itself when it fish tales. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2094 Remember that day when we first brought him home from the State Fair, he was so cute in that plastic bag . Now I think we need a bigger car . 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2095 I wish you'd stop calling him that. You know very well that he's a mammal! 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2096 Yeah, but the trip wouldn't be as fun without Jonah. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2097 I know I told you that there's plenty of fish in the sea but whales are actually mammals. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2098 That wasn't weed, Clara. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2099 Well, it won't bark like a dog. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2100 I never should have brought along that CD of whale music. He's been singing harmony for - what - 137 miles now? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2101 I don't think anyone saw us. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2102 This REALLY wasn't what I had in mind when they asked me to help with SAVE THE WHALES 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2103 So where are we supposed to put the Turf? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2104 Look, I'm not a mind-reader o.k.? You you wanted to do something different tonight. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2105 I don’t care if Alaska Cruises has banned us for life. We Ahabs can finally hold our heads high again. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2106 I've never had good luck with hitchhikers. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2107 At least the trunk won’t pop open. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2108 Wow, the guy behind us is really fish tailing! 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2109 You're right, we should have taken the wagon. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2110 Well what did you expect would be all over the back seat? It's damn sperm whale! 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
2111 Well we couldn't just leave him there stranded. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2112 I'm sorry honey, but we couldn't just leave it there! 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2113 Check or carry-on? 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2114 Can you believe Costco had this on sale for 99 cents per pound? 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2115 I cleaned his blowhole the last time we stopped. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2116 You know if upsets him when we drive past the old Arthur Treacher's. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2117 You know I hate it when your uncle Ahab comes on vacation with us 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2118 What happened to "Take only pictures, leave only footprints?" 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2119 Once again - it will go nicely with my seashell collection. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2120 Can we talk about this later? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2121 He's your friend. You tell him he has bad breath. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2122 I liked it better when the limit was two-per-day. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2123 I can't believe the vet wouldn't see him unless he was in a carrying case. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2124 But they say it burns more cleanly than biodiesel! 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2125 And you said we didn't need a minivan. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2126 Well, you said if I could fit it in the car I could take it home... 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2127 Well, guess what? You married this blowhole. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2128 Look, we needed something to remember our summer vacation. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2129 Honey carpooling in the HOV lane doesn't just save time, it saves the environment. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2130 If you don't like the song just ask him to change it. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2131 Guy behind me is blowing his top. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2132 At least I gave up Bee Keeping 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2133 I appreciate your 'Save the Whales' mentality, but now what? 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2134 ...after this...no more road kill 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2135 Honey, do you ever feel like we're being too protective of little Jonah? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2136 Is this the mobile equivalent of the elephant in the room? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2137 We'll have to cancel Uncle Ahab's dinner invitation. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2138 At least we can use the HOV lane. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2139 Sure, we're fishtailing a bit. What did you expect? 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2140 What are you blubbering about now? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2141 She's a rescue from Sea World. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2142 Now what Ahab? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2143 It's not what I had in mind when you asked me to help you with the Save the Whales weekend. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2144 I told you it was a mistake to take the Holland Tunnel. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2145 Tailgating has gotten out of hand. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2146 Should we sign him up for swimming or soccer next year? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2147 Let it go. You know you won't take care of it. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2148 I'm just trying to save the plankton 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2149 You should of seen the one that got away 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2150 I think we can dispense with the booster seat now. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2151 I knew there was a reason you wanted to take my car. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2152 I thought you liked pod casts? 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2153 Okay, now that we got that elephant out of the room, can we talk about the whale in the car? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2154 Humpback, hatchback, there all the same. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2155 Should we address the whale in the backseat? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2156 "Well, whats your idea of a "whale of a good time"? 1.2250 0.06408 80 68 6 6
2157 I got a whale of a deal on this car! 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2158 Yes, another whale cartoon. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2159 So his mom is at Seaworld, but you're sure there's visitation? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2160 Do you remember that time when the kids spilled their aquarium in the back seat? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2161 Yes, you always have to sit on the hump back there. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2162 This is why we can't go to IKEA anymore. 1.2250 0.06408 80 68 6 6
2163 Where did we go wrong with him? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2164 Honey, do you still have your grandmother's gefilte fish recipe? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2165 Tom, Moby Dick and Harry go on a road trip. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2166 Whew! We really fishtailed back there. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2167 He used the Lyft app, just like you. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2168 Do you even know what 'keeper' means? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2169 Maybe we should stop grocery shopping at the warehouse store. We'll never use up this fish before it spoils. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2170 Even if I did hit him, which I did not, who's gonna care--he's obviously a stray. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2171 Well, what about the swimming pool? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2172 Uber pool. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2173 Another whale cartoon. That's all we are, another whale cartoon." 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2174 Wait for it...I'm calling it Bl-uber.com. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2175 I'd prefer we discussed the 'Elephant in the Room'. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2176 I think we were just supposed to donate money to Greenpeace. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2177 I said the car needs a new wheel. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2178 You said you wanted sushi tonight. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2179 I'm perfectly aware of how my daily commute is destroying the environment. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2180 Soccer?? I thought tonight was his lacrosse team meeting... 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2181 Can we get krill at the drive-thru? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2182 You're the one who said we had to save the manatees 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2183 C'mon, it'll look great on the wall. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2184 So maybe I did overbuy. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2185 This is what you call from the sea to the table 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2186 If you don't keep it down back there I'm driving this thing straight to Sea World. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2187 GPS says 45 minutes to Seaworld. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2188 But no, you had to bait your hook with krill. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2189 Must you insist on calling it a whale of a tale? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2190 Fine, we'll go back to the aquarium and I'll put it back. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2191 "Did you by any chance have tuna for lunch? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2192 YOU feel like a fish out of water... 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2193 Why does he keep calling me Jonah? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2194 Look at the bright side. We can open a sushi bar. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2195 I thought whale watching was done in a boat 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2196 I told you: there are times when we will need a pickup. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2197 Catch and release, not catch and lease! 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2198 You're not going to tell me the big fish little pond story again? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2199 Remind me why we pick up hitchhikers at the beach, again? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2200 We did sign up for an authentic whale watching experience. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2201 But your match.com profile said you were looking for someone wanted to "Save the Whales". 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2202 Technically, he was hitchhiking, not stranded. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2203 Maybe we shouldn't have used "PLANK10" for our personalized license plate. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2204 Fine. I'll call you Ishmael. Now, can we go home? 1.2250 0.06408 80 68 6 6
2205 I'm sorry you're so upset, Bob, but I'm not going to drive all the way across town just so you can get a plankton latte. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2206 Sure enough, we fishtailed on that black ice. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2207 You know, your dating profile said it was a dolphin. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2208 This is much more impressive than a hood ornament. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2209 You knew I wanted a large family. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2210 The app said Uber Pool. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2211 I thought you only wanted to pick up some sea shells. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2212 Do you think they have plankton at PetSmart? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2213 You don't find it soothing? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2214 Did we have to borrow Jonah's car? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2215 This isn't the carpool I was expecting. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2216 You're the one who said we should car pool. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2217 We've been urging it on our bumper for years; it's put up or shut up time. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2218 I can imagine your mom being very comfortable in the backseat. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2219 I wish for just one summer we did not have to go to the beach. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2220 Can we squeeze in a visit to the aquarium? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2221 We seem to be slowing down since that low water crossing. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2222 Well, how about the Walthers? Their pool is Olympic size. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2223 If you say we'll have a whale of a time, ONE more time...... 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2224 Could you open your mouth a bit so I can back out? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2225 Are you sure Petco has 5 trillion krill in stock? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2226 Remember when you used to say I was the catch of a lifetime? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2227 Now do you regret not getting a sunroof? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2228 No, I'm keeping the radio on, Mike. No offense, but your singing puts me to sleep. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2229 Does it smell like fish in here? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2230 I happen not to care for that new car smell. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2231 What I had REALLY wanted... was a Bat-mobile... 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2232 I'm sorry, but, yes, your mural over the fireplace has to go. 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
2233 Oh, and I suppose YOU could have gotten us a better deal? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2234 I always wanted a car with big tail fins like my Dad's had. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2235 Where to now Ahab? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2236 You might say he's an out pod-cast. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2237 What did you think I meant when I said whale watching? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2238 Our mileage has really dropped since we installed those fins. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2239 It's getting hard to keep up with the Joneses. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2240 Yes, we saved the whale, but it's killing our fuel efficiency. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2241 Does it seem to you that this car is doing a lot of fish tailing? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2242 All I said was that it smelled like fish in here... 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2243 Is it strictly symbiotic? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2244 The marine biologist said I had 48 hours to return it. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2245 You'll be more comfortable in your new school. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2246 Look, he powers the car and gets us into the HOV lane. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2247 I've had left ventricles bigger than this car. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2248 This is not the kind of whale watch I thought we were going on. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2249 I never would have expected this based on his Uber rating... 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2250 You'll be happy we have rear-whale-drive once the rains come! 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2251 But the shelter threw in a free bag of krill. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2252 I want a divorce. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2253 This is the LAST time I tell you that you can have anything you want while on vacation. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2254 "Should we stop and buy a bigger pan? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2255 What happened to the elephant in the room? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2256 You said you didn't want a pet you'd have to take for walks. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2257 Another benefit of my Alaska mileage club, honey. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2258 This is not a good idea for a SAVE THE WHALES campaign! 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2259 I have a sinking feeling that symbolism has hitched a ride with us 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2260 I think we've got a tail. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2261 We're going to have to get a bigger pool. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2262 We can buy a bigger freezer. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2263 For what it's worth, we're all a little blue today. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2264 Think leftovers. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2265 No one thought 'Shark Week' would fly, either. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2266 You heard me ask, they don't have the McKrill anymore! 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2267 It was dark, OK? I really thought I was picking up your mom. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2268 I told you to throw it back! 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2269 Why in the world did you use krill for bait? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2270 Well, you can just call me Ishmael. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2271 I told you we were being tailgated... 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2272 It was free 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2273 I told you we needed an SUV, but nooooo. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2274 Lucky thing they didn't check the back seat, huh? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2275 Do you think they will miss him? 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2276 You're kinda being a third whale. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2277 Well Ahab, I guess we can end the search 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2278 You're sure this bulk shopping will save us money? 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2279 Steve, stop being a back seat diver! 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2280 My doctor said whale sounds would pacify my emotions. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2281 ...and to what exactly are your referring by 'the elephant in the room?' 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2282 Ironically, I call him Willy. 1.2222 0.06334 81 69 6 6
2283 I really don't think a bigger car seat is the best solution. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2284 It better not be pregnant. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2285 Do you reckon she’s blocking the view of our “save the whales” sticker? 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2286 The baby won't stop whaling. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2287 You do realize how much we're saving on delivery charges? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2288 No Krill Till Brooklyn. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2289 Which way to the carpool lane? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2290 If you're going to sing, could you at least learn the lyrics? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2291 Don't worry, I saved the receipt if it doesn't fit 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2292 They did say BYOW to this whale watch, didn't they? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2293 Your the one who selected Uber ride-share. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2294 Yes, I concede. You're a better at packing a car than me. I just hope you're as good at unpacking. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2295 Don't blame me, I wanted a pet goldfish. You were the one who insisted we get an animal that could sing. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2296 I'm sure glad you called "Shotgun" 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2297 Well, you should have heard what the guy at U-Haul said. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2298 We are going to need a lot of chips! 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2299 Did you douche today? 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2300 Fine, the next time we buy a car, you can negotiate. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2301 The luggage always seems heavier returning from the beach. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2302 I said I need your sperm, Will. Not your Sperm Whale. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2303 He's my brother from another mother. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2304 The new car smell is overrated. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2305 The producer completely trashed my "Whalenado" pitch. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2306 Now remember, it's your responsibility to feed it. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2307 I don't like to miss any HOV lane requirements. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2308 Next year when we go to the ocean, would you consider just bringing a seashell home? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2309 He sounds just like you in the shower. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2310 Bastard's been whalegating me the whole ride home. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2311 I don't mind your brother, really, but he's beginning to feel like a third whale. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2312 Weekends with Willy 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2313 Believe me, the pond is much bigger than you think. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2314 We could move closer to the beach. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2315 Worst back seat diver ever. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2316 Shoot, my tail light's out. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2317 'Honey, do you smell something fishy?' 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2318 I didn't even know they sold these at Costco. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2319 Fishtailing I get, but this... 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2320 On a 10 pound line? Really? 1.2152 0.04653 79 62 17 0
2321 I don't know! How could he even set the pick up location without fingers? 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2322 That car with the fins is following much too close. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2323 We really shouldn't have ignored that recall notice. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2324 And you're sure your dad doesn't already have one? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2325 He says he's Chris Christie, the Governor of New Jersey. He says, he fell off the Boardwalk into the water, and turned into a fish,...and he wants you to take him to Trump Tower to see the Wizard? Ok, where's John Quinones? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2326 Do you ever feel like you're being watched? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2327 Gosh honey, do you think we got too caught up in the bidding at Sea World? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2328 Moby loves Adele, too. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2329 Greenpeace ran out of tote bags. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2330 I don't care if it's a mammal. I should have won that fishing contest. 1.2152 0.04653 79 62 17 0
2331 We'll get a bigger aquarium. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2332 Well, that proves it. You'd pick up anything! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2333 How could I know he's allergic to shellfish? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2334 I thought we were renting a Peugeot. This car drives like a Pequod. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2335 I'm his sponsor Jennie? What did you want me to say? 'No, he can't stay in our pool for a little while? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2336 ...so then I told Cheryl, it's not paranoia if you really are being followed. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2337 It's not a bad as having an elephant in the room. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2338 A lot of people are underwater on their car loans. We’re not in that bad of shape. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2339 I told you they'd charge extra if we took him to the drive-in. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2340 So I've taken this new gig with Gruber--It' sort of a cross between Greenpeace and Uber. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2341 Of course there’ll be changes in road kill with global warming. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2342 Why do you always make that face when I say something is a whale of a good idea? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2343 He shouldn't feel cramped. After all, we rescued him from SeaWorld! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2344 It's the world's most powerful hybrid. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2345 Carpool karaoke just isn't the same with only humpback whale songs. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2346 The dealer was right. I'm amazed at all the room in the back seat. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2347 What makes you think I went fishing? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2348 Since when are you so against hitchhikers? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2349 I hope the pet shop hasn't run out of krill 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2350 It does not smell fishy. It smells like marine mammal. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2351 For the last time - it's not pink, it's not an elephant and, technically speaking, this is not even a room. So, NO, I don't want to talk about it. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2352 I don't care if he is a right whale--he's just wrong to be tailgating us. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2353 Returning to the land can't be easy for him either. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2354 I can't just tie him to a lamp-post and drive away. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2355 You know that it makes my rear view mirror virtually unusable. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2356 But Honey, it was a steal; zero down, zero interest and six month's free krill. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2357 Do you notice that the car doesn't have the power it used to have when we first bought it? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2358 We'll stop at the next exit for gas and krill. 1.2152 0.04653 79 62 17 0
2359 See, I told you we needed a mini-van. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2360 What am I going to do, pay for movers? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2361 Do you think we can just sneak into our room and avoid the pet deposit fee? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2362 You said to get the catch of the day. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2363 If you can stop squirming... we'll be at Bill's Krill Shack in 20 minutes. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2364 Sure, she's hard to care for, but her pics are getting me tons of likes on Instagram. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2365 Do you smell something fishy? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2366 You're sure it's mine? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2367 Now don't you wish we'd gone for the SUV? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2368 But I promised him a whale sighting by the end of summer. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2369 Please quit your wailing. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2370 How was I supposed to know he would grow up to be the world's largest animal? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2371 Don't blame me, you're the one that wanted to go to the Marine World inventory clearance sale! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2372 Where did you say your perfume was from? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2373 I'm glad the other one got away! 1.2152 0.04653 79 62 17 0
2374 He insisted when he heard me say "carpool." 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2375 They'll never believe the one that got away. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2376 We could get pulled over for fishtailing. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2377 Oh, great--we're being whalegaited. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2378 All right, no more cars off of Craigsfish. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2379 We need to find a vet who does house calls 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2380 If we don't pull over soon, I'm going to breach. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2381 One whale of a car, huh? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2382 Do you mind closing the windows, I'm getting a little too much air back here. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2383 You shouldn't just throw around words like "divorce." 1.2152 0.06413 79 68 5 6
2384 Admit it - my choice to go with the salt water pool is looking pretty smart 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2385 Next time I'll pick the podcast. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2386 They call me Ishmael. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2387 Next time, we try Sea Monkeys. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2388 Point taken: Don't leave shrimp salad in the backseat. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2389 Do you think our elephant in the room is jealous? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2390 I told you my name was Ahab when I asked you out. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2391 You have to admit we got a whale of a deal! 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2392 You ever get the feeling you are being followed by an obvious metaphor? 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2393 Can I recommend Uber XL the next time you have to visit the vet? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2394 What did you think I meant when I said we'd have a whale of a time on our first date!!! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2395 He needs a ride to Baja. Says he has a sure thing. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2396 I think we're going to need to check our baggage. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2397 You have that "elephant in the room" look on your face. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2398 Why are you suddenly filtering everything I say? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2399 We take car pooling very seriously at the aquarium. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2400 You know that old washtub in the basement, over by the sink? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2401 When we get to the airport, I think you should check it. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2402 I thought we agreed no more strays. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2403 I hear that loose fanbelt again 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2404 I know, but they said they were a pet friendly hotel. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2405 Try the carp pull lane. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2406 Yeesh...it really smells of blowhole in here. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2407 Got any krill? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2408 It promised gas money. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2409 It's not as easy to find motels with pools these days. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2410 Sure, but the tax break we get for having the baleen filter out all our emissions totally offsets the reduction in fuel efficiency. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2411 Still think my Whale On Board sticker is a stupid idea? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2412 He has to stop blubbering soon, right? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2413 Ok, I'll admit I failed to read the small print in the carpool aggreement. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2414 We're just avoiding the issue if we talk about some elephant in a room. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2415 Couldn't you have just downloaded the mp3 file to relax? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2416 But I've always picked up hitch-hikers. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2417 Besides scaring kayakers, he's pretty well behaved. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2418 Stop at the taxidermist first? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2419 I dress up as a whale, and you go as a krill. What's the problem? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2420 Marge, stop being such a humpback-seat driver. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2421 Do you want to talk about the elephant in the room? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2422 Look, the guy said it was raised organically. What else do you want from me? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2423 I’m sorry this isn’t what you expected when you chose the über pool. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2424 We can't go home until we find Nemo. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2425 But who would believe it if we didn't bring it home? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2426 Am I crazy or do you smell krill? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2427 Of course it is worth it. Now we can use the HOV lane. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2428 Stop that whaling in the back! 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2429 I think this will solve our krill problem. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2430 What happened to the Koi pond idea. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2431 Wanna stop for krill? 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2432 Can we stop at the next rest stop for water? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2433 I'm still glad we didn't get the minivan. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2434 Didn't I tell you the backup camera wasn't working? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2435 Metaphor for what election? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2436 I was up for whale watching, not whale adopting. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2437 That's the last time we buy Costco for Thanksgiving dinner. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2438 Strange... Why did he cross the road? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2439 Now, you're sure (italicized for emphasis) Costco has krill by the pallet? 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2440 Sure, it's a bit unwieldy, but you can really sense its gratitude. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2441 It's either a Pokémon sighting or a global warming event. 1.2152 0.06413 79 68 5 6
2442 I thought the invite read whaling exhibition, not expedition. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2443 I know by your look that this is not quite what we both thought, when I recommended whale watching. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2444 You said you thought I needed to go out and get my white whale. So, I went out and I got him. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2445 Is this your first ride in a BlUber? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2446 He needed a ride to school. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2447 Well, technically it's a humpback, not a sperm, but either way I'm not implying anything. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2448 When I signed up to drive for Uber, I knew I might get some strange passengers, but this? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2449 Do we still have Ahab's number? 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2450 ...whale kabob, whale burgers, whale gumbo, whale steaks... 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2451 What do you mean, what shall we feed it?! Let's start with how the hell did it get there!! 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2452 Will your college friends ever grow up? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2453 It's not my fault, The GPS said here lives the Prince of Wales. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2454 I still think the Prius would be greener. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2455 You were right about krill breath! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2456 He asked if we knew the way. We're going to San Jose anyway. So what's the big deal? 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2457 Catch and release? I catch it, I eat it. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2458 Can we talk about the elephant in the room? 1.2152 0.06413 79 68 5 6
2459 What luck! I won with my first toss of the ping pong into the fish bowl. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2460 I know I said I'd do catch and release, but define "release." 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2461 I don't usually pickup hitchhikers but we were heading its way. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2462 I'm putting my foot down. Melanie is absolutely forbidden to go out with any more sperm whales. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2463 How are you going to nag a driver-less car? 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
2464 Well, did you have a better plan to free Willy? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2465 Feel like seafood? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2466 I don't care, you still need to wear your seatbelt. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2467 This will be the tenth time he sang 'California Girls'. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2468 you said you wanted a whale of a time. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2469 I told you. I'm not hiding anything! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2470 Well, at least she's hypoallergenic. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2471 "It's a rescue whale and you are always complaining we don't use the pool enough". 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2472 Maybe we should have adopted a cat. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2473 I just don't get it. Everyone at work says they have no problem getting a sitter. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2474 Even the car salesman said I got a whale of a deal. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2475 You always said you wanted to "Save the Whales" 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2476 The beach. Again. I wish we could go to the mountains for once. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2477 I think it's time we discuss the elephant in the room. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2478 I'm sorry but I have a soft spot for strays. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2479 Now you tell me about your seafood allergy! 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2480 Did your mother really have to come with us on date night? 1.2125 0.06583 80 70 3 7
2481 This Uber gig is getting out of control. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2482 Apparently, our Chrysler isn't as big as a whale. 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
2483 I think we have a tail. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2484 Look, they will never believe us without the evidence! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2485 How could I resist? It came with a trailer and everything. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2486 It's a rescue whale. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2487 I thought you said "rent a humpback". 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2488 How was I supposed to know what they meant by "Whale of a deal1" 1.2099 0.06013 81 69 7 5
2489 I can see plenty in the side mirrors. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2490 Do you think they exaggerated the superior cargo area in this car? 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2491 The B-52s were wrong about Chryslers. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2492 You?re sure that a goldfish wouldn't have satisfied the kids? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2493 An excessive choice of souvenirs, Elaine. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2494 Are you in the mood for Sushi tonight? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2495 When you said, "save the whale," I was hoping the vet would be closer. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2496 This isn't what I expected when you said your cousin was a whale from Vegas 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2497 I told you a picture would have been a lot easier! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2498 Oh come on we'll have a whale of a time. "my ass" 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2499 I'm telling you--you're wrong. It's not over-fishing unless you take many of them. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2500 I've never seen beach traffic this heavy. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2501 I know, but SeaWorld keep dragging their feet. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2502 You seem dubious that eating sperm whale every day will be a solution to our infertility problem?" 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2503 Should I let him pass? 1.2078 0.06494 77 67 4 6
2504 I wonder where they go in the winter. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2505 Don't make me turn this car around. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2506 I give up, we'll get the cetacean wagon. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2507 Stop blubberin'. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2508 Are fins going to be the rage again? 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2509 You've never liked any of my school friends. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2510 I am feeling like sushi tonight and every night for the rest of the year, how about you? 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2511 Can you believe they were just going to detonate this thing? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2512 At this point, I think you should be a little more worried about our sustainability. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2513 Are the krill supplements in the trunk? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2514 Wasn't there a whale in last week's Cartoon Caption Contest? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2515 Now, aren't you glad we bought the larger hot tub? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2516 Did we, or did we not, drop the kids? 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2517 Dick. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2518 Now that we took care of the elephant in the room... 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2519 Last time I ever drive this drunk asshole home. Fuckin' krill all over my back seat. Nasty. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2520 Better call Ishmael 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2521 Isn't the third rider supposed to be inside the car for the HOV? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2522 Whale Lives Matter! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2523 How do you know about the elephant in my room? 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2524 This isn't a typical Uber call. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2525 I swapped a guitar for it. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2526 We're being whale gated. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2527 Technically, it's a mammal, not a fish 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2528 Don't give me that look. I don't want krill for dinner either. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2529 Why did you tell them we were marine biologists? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2530 Now, maybe you'll believe me 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2531 Nice choice, using Ahab as a lure. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2532 So it did say school crossing. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2533 "I think the trunk ornament was a terrible idea 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2534 No I think that outfit actually makes you look thinner 1.2078 0.06494 77 67 4 6
2535 Your mother said there is never enough gefilte fish for the high holidays 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2536 I promised my little girl she can have any pet she wants, so long as she takes care of it. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2537 I DON'T THINK WE HAVE ENOUGH TARTAR SAUCE. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2538 Relax. Enjoy your vacation. You're probably smelling a spritz of seabreeze air freshener. The rental agent guaranteed me it was cleaned inside and out just before he drove it around. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2539 "Sorry, I was following the G.P.S. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2540 I beg to differ: Cetology is actually Melville's finest chapter. 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2541 we couldn't leave him at sea world 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2542 You'll see....this one will be special! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2543 What whale? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2544 I can't wait until we get rid of the "new car smell". 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2545 Yeah, but think of all the mileage we'll get out of our story. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2546 Do you think Whole Foods has some plankton? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2547 Do you have a deodorizer? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2548 Hey, you're the one who forgot the camera! 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2549 I don't even want to be in an HOV lane. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2550 It said "seats three" 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2551 This is the last time I volunteer to give Jonah a ride home! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2552 I say, to hell with the seat belt law. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2553 I believe the correct term is "Elephant in the room." 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2554 They say blubber is fuel efficient. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2555 Gotta go back. Forgot the lemons. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2556 There's something fishy going on with the back up camera. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2557 But honey, he was free! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2558 Yes, our acceleration does seem a bit sluggish. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2559 The ad said $2.00 per pound... It did not say I had to buy the whole fish. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2560 Just let him spout off about his politics , I've opened the sun roof . 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2561 Jonah's fine - we're almost at the hospital. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2562 It wasn't my idea to save him. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2563 You said to go pick-up Jonah. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2564 No - I don't have no idea how he got the Uber app. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2565 All I said was it looks like your mother. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2566 I'm not going inside of it. It's your Dad. 1.2078 0.06494 77 67 4 6
2567 Just the fish food store and we're done. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2568 I know but his sense of direction is better than a GPS so I will never need to ask for directions. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2569 Just sit tight til the waters recede. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2570 The guy said this car was a 'reel deal,' but I didn't know it came with a catch! 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2571 Are you sure we're out of breath mints? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2572 When you said we'd have a whale of a time, this isn't what I pictured. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2573 Do you think he will be happy at the lake? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2574 This guy tailgating me is a real Moby Dick. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2575 We're going to need a bigger cracker. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2576 I found Dory. 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2577 Honey, have you showered lately? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2578 But I thought phishing was only virtual. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2579 So much for this car having room for five. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2580 So, what do we think of our new hybrid? 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2581 Rescuing the whales was your idea. I didn't count on providing a home for one of them. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2582 We'll give some to our neighbors,then what? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2583 We need to discuss the elephant in the room here. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2584 This guy is totally whale-gating me! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2585 I thought "fresh catch of the day" was a safe bet. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2586 You know the first time you called me Ahab it was kinda funny...now, not so much. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2587 Your 'stop for all hitchhikers' policy has to change? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2588 Good thing we drove the convertible for this fishing trip. 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
2589 Remember when I asked if I should go left at the pier and you said right? 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2590 This is the last time!...Next time Larry gets tanked,he can call himself a cab! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2591 Well, no one would have believed it otherwise 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2592 I know this really great place down by the beach. Are you good with krill? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2593 I don't know , Jonah. What do you want to do? 1.2078 0.06494 77 67 4 6
2594 So, should I call you Ishmael? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2595 Well we did discuss getting a car with fins. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2596 What does your GPS have for Migratory Hot Spots? 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
2597 Hey! You may be dreaming but what about me! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2598 The new Chrysler Baleen also features 300 horses under the hood... 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2599 That guy behind up has been tailgating us for miles. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2600 And your positive your sister likes whales, right? 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2601 My parents are going to krill me. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2602 I know you don't like stopping for hitchhikers, but you have to admit it's kind of intriguing to see one of these guys with a thumb. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2603 Hey YOU'RE the one who wanted a compact car! 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2604 Thanks for riding UberPool. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2605 Did you eat anchovies for lunch again? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2606 This should do wonders for my UberXXL rating. 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2607 ...It'll keep the cats fed for several years... 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2608 You're krilling me, Bob. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2609 This is why my parents told me not to marry a Jonah 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2610 It followed me all the way on to the beach, we have to take it home with us. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2611 We need to talk about Kevin. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2612 I just hate it when people whalegate me. 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2613 I asked for the smallest one they had. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2614 On weekends, I help pick up marines from the airport. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2615 Yes, his singing is off-key. Yes, he only eats Krill, but he took a harpoon for me, I owe him. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2616 Can you run in for the fish food? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2617 I think we overdo it. Noah didn't have to invite any sea animals. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2618 Now they'll believe me when I say, 'I caught the big one.' 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2619 Did you remember to pack the toothbrushes? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2620 Yeah, like you've never taken a wrong turn? 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2621 Are you sure you don't want me to move up my seat? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2622 I was always Uncle Ahab's favorite. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2623 You rarely see hitchhikers anymore. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2624 The worst thing is that he's blocking my mirrors. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2625 I said, "Let's go to the love shack." You said, "Only if you can prove your car is as big as a whale." 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2626 Please stop saying, "Okay, Ahab!" 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2627 Are tail fins making a come back? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2628 You don't think this is better than the driftwood lamp? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2629 Jonah! Jonah! Wake up-you're not going to believe this! 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2630 I think there's someone tailing us. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2631 Don't worry. It’s a rescue. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2632 So I’m the only one who enjoys our trips to the seashore? 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2633 This does not even up for my elephant in the room. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2634 Just be glad we have a convertible. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2635 Whale, are we there yet? 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2636 Look, I like him. It's just that I assumed you meant you had a big idea. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2637 We need a bigger car seat. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2638 We can convert the den. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2639 I still don't see how this improves our carbon footprint. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2640 I'm new to this dating site...now what ? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2641 You promised you'd be supportive of my gluten-free diet. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2642 Come on, anyone could confuse Bally's Irish with Irish Baleen. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2643 I feel good. We're adopting the newly orphaned whale from contest #532. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2644 Did you brush your teeth this morning? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2645 Did you hear something? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2646 You really should have ordered an UberXL 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2647 It's not a protected species if it's trying to swallow you. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2648 Good thing he's not a puffer fish. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2649 Say what you will, I think it was a helluva catch. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2650 You said not to buy anymore fish, so I got a mammal. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2651 This is not my idea of "a whale of a time" 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2652 At least the monkey is gone. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2653 I know you're not a cat person, but they're just so much lower maintenence. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2654 I'm tired of Gordon Lightfoot too, but it his playlist. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2655 Why do you s'pose the peg-leg guy was cussing me? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2656 You guys in the mood for sucking down some shrimp? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2657 Is apparition spelled with one or two p's? 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2658 You never asked 'why' I owned a convertible when we first started dating... 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2659 I wonder which restroom it will be using. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2660 I told you when we met: Love me, love my whale. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2661 Now that I finally caught it, I thought you would feel more excited for me. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2662 I think we may have missed our exit. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2663 Should we discuss the elephant in the room? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2664 Do you think SeaWorld is going to notice the beluga is missing? 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2665 Where's your proof that cars cause global warming and costal flooding? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2666 I'm thinking sushi restaurant 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2667 No, this time I assure you, it wasn't me. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2668 Does your Mother have to come with us everywhere we go 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2669 No, I don't see a 800-pound gorilla here. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2670 I'm having a whale of a time trying to get my seat to recline. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2671 Can you just give me a warning the next time you read Moby Dick, Again?! 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2672 The ad said 1956 model with dual tailpipes and fins on the back. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2673 Okay, so maybe I shouldn't have mentioned we're headed up the coast. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2674 I couldn't afford the island and the whale, so I just got the whale. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2675 Now let's sing a song we all know. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2676 Damn car fishtails. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2677 We'll put him next to the white rhino and the snail darter. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2678 I had a whale of a time, how about you? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2679 I'm fine with Ish. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2680 We should have gotten salmon instead. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2681 #Jonah 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2682 I didn't know he'd be a Humpback-seat driver. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2683 Technically, we're not fishtailing. That's a whale. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2684 This is precisely why we paid extra for folding rear seat. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2685 Elephant in the room just sounded so trite. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2686 I've had it with back seat drivers. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2687 Now where are we gonna put the chips? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2688 Stop calling me Captain Ahab. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2689 John you do realize that Sea World is going to be pissed right? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2690 Someone needs to start eating salads. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2691 Sure, entry may be cheaper at SeaWorld but they gouge you with the souvenirs. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2692 It's the most eco-friendly hybrid you can buy -- and 60 nautical miles per gallon. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2693 The waiter must have thought you were crazy to ask for a doggie bag. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2694 When you told me Grayson was bringing his friend Jonah, you didn't tell me it was THAT Jonah. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2695 I rescued him from a small island after a previous caption contest. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2696 Just think of the 7,000 tuna fish sandwiches 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2697 I told you we'd have a whale of a time in the back seat. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
2698 No, I suppose Frisky doesn't HAVE to go everywhere with us, but he does love his car rides. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2699 The used car salesman offered me a whale of a deal! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2700 Do you think this Pescatarian diet might be getting out of hand? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2701 We don't even have freezer space. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2702 Wait'll I tell em about the one that got away. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2703 You're the one who wanted to Uber. 1.1974 0.06218 76 66 5 5
2704 It's best he go back to the ocean. The increasing cost of Krill now exceeds epinephrin pens. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2705 So what did you expect I'd get from SeaWorld's Clearance Sale? A stuffed Shamu? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2706 I thought I asked for a hatchback. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2707 I'm not lost! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2708 I am starting to think we should have bought the bigger tank. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2709 The sardines were way too expensive. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2710 I know you wanted to test-drive the hatchback but we really think you will enjoy the brand new humpback. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2711 We need a bigger car. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2712 You're not the one with a low sperm whale count. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2713 This isn't exactly what I meant when I said I wanted a "hybrid" 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2714 Yes, my sense of smell is just fine. Why? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2715 No. I don't know a good drive-thru krill place. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2716 I smell sushi. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2717 See? Who needs a minivan! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2718 Who cut the ambergris? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2719 C'mon, we won't have to go shopping till next August! 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2720 Wales, wail, whale, explain it again . . . 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2721 The sign said everything must go. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2722 You thought it was a catch and release tournament ? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2723 Do you have enough leg room back there? I can pull my seat forward... 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2724 A little late to be saying "quit your blubbering," isn't it? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2725 Do you really think this is what 'Save the Whales' means? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2726 You didn't see Free Willy? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2727 Your buddy need to stop for some krill or can we push on and make Albuquerque? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2728 Apparently, not everyone is having a whale of a time. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2729 I think the guy in back of us is finding this traffic hard to swallow... 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2730 Really. You should've seen the one that got away. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2731 Like I told you "I caught a fish this big" 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2732 Mind if I'm smoked? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2733 You never support my marine biology! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2734 Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?.... 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2735 I know what you're thinking. Didn't I see it was catch and release? 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
2736 Well, I thought it was a whale of a deal! 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2737 Humpback? What Humpback? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2738 But I thought it would look great on the wall in the den. 1.1974 0.06218 76 66 5 5
2739 'The seat is up as far up as it'll go, Henry. If that's not good enough you can get out and walk!" 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2740 This should be in The New Yorker. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2741 You can boil it, broil it, steam it, sauté it, .... 1.1974 0.06218 76 66 5 5
2742 He has absolutely no filter. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2743 Well, yo momma so big she has her own zip code! 1.1974 0.06218 76 66 5 5
2744 But, honey, I said I wanted to include Wales in our trip this summer! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2745 They warned us about driving through standing water. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2746 Seatbelt! 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2747 Do we have enough food for three days and three nights? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2748 I feel so wild. It's not even Friday 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2749 Whale songs are crucial for taking the stress out of a long trip like this. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2750 This is why you shouldn't let me watch Free Willy. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2751 Maybe I should have taken their offer to cut it up into fillets. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2752 In hindsight, I think you would have been better off with an Uber Pool. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2753 Let see the Joneses keep up with this! 1.1974 0.06218 76 66 5 5
2754 Bad breath or not, at least HE knows all the words. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2755 You were right, we should have gotten the minivan. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2756 I should have slowed down when I saw the Whale Crossing sign. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2757 Do we have enough Krill in the house? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2758 I heard the mechanic, but what does he know about global warming? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2759 So, do you know any good recipes? 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
2760 I know you're upset, but the dealer said this was better that a Hatchback 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2761 The interior feels roomy. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2762 keep your seatbelt on because I have a feeling we are going to fishtail. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2763 Wake up, Honey, I think we are being tailed. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2764 I'm saving gas but using a lot more krill. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2765 Let's just talk about the elephant in the room here... 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2766 I told you going to the new sushi place IN Costco wasn't a good idea. 1.1974 0.06218 76 66 5 5
2767 An elephant in our room wasn't enough? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2768 I guess we now have to invite your relatives to dinner. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2769 Let's just tell people they were having a closeout at Sea World and leave it at that. 1.1974 0.06218 76 66 5 5
2770 Okay, so we're done with the elephant in the room. Now what? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2771 Ever have that feeling you're being followed? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2772 What did you think "whaling" was? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2773 His third wish was to be a Whale on Wall Street. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2774 Sheila, when your said we'd have a whale of a good time, I assumed it to be a figure of speech. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2775 So I don't have a fishing license. That ain't no fish, right? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2776 Always a catch. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2777 But he likes to feel the wind blow his baleen when we go fast/ 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
2778 I don't know why you're so upset; I told you we'd have a whale of a time." 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2779 This is not what I expected when I gave to the "adopt-a-whale" program! 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2780 This oil will last longer than that fancy stuff. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2781 I should have known something was fishy when the used car salesman said his name was Herman Melville. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2782 I just wish he's stop calling me Ahab. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2783 It's an adult. I can't make it wear a seatbelt. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2784 How can you be sure he's not an ax murderer? 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2785 And I think that bad attitude of yours is why we never get invited to parties. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2786 How about another round of "Down by the Bay"? 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2787 I think we need to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1974 0.06218 76 66 5 5
2788 How about we pull over at McPlankton's for lunch? 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2789 No, honey. I'm STILL not a dog person. I don't understand why you keep bringing this up. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2790 He doesn't have too much blubber, honey...he's big boned! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2791 Remember how little he was when we brought him home from the breeding grounds? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2792 Kelp! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2793 Wake Up!Someone's tailing us. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2794 OK, when are we going to talk about the whale in the trunk? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2795 Let the cat try his goldfish trick with this guy. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2796 A little pampering and he'll be as good as new. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2797 There's no satisfying you is there Gail. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2798 Thank goodness he's asleep. One more John Cale song and I was gonna lose it. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2799 This is the last time I pick up a hitchhiker on the beach. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2800 Think of the money we're saving by moving them ourselves. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2801 "If a cop stops us we'll give him a fin."' 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2802 This is going to hurt my Uber rating. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2803 This is NOT what I thought when you said it would be a whale of a good time. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2804 Honey did you remember to close the garage door? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2805 Costco 2.0 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2806 It''s like a vintage Cadillac, with fins. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2807 You said we were just getting toilet paper 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2808 Pull over at the next McPlankton's. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2809 I thought it was a whale of a deal 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2810 This is precisely why we paid extra for the folding rear seat. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2811 What do you mean you don't like fish? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2812 Really Susan? After Yellowstone I thought you had learned your lesson 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2813 Air fresheners come with it. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2814 Dick, I still say we've bitten off more than we can chew on this trip! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2815 I told you it was 'this big'! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2816 This takes beach combing to a whole new level... 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2817 Melville was pretty good, but have you read Hobbes? 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2818 Listen, you don't become an ambergris kingpin without making some sacrifices. 1.1974 0.06218 76 66 5 5
2819 I never promised to catch and release. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2820 My boat is named Ahab, you knew that when you married me. 1.1974 0.06218 76 66 5 5
2821 It's a throwback to the fins of the Fifties. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2822 Did you pay the water bill? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2823 I just catch 'em. You clean 'em. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2824 Easily bored, aren't you? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2825 At least he won't spend the commute talking on the phone. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2826 What did you say you used as bait? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2827 Keeper is just a term. It doesn't mean you have to keep it. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2828 COULDN'T YOU GET A SMALLER SOUVENIR 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2829 We'll never find Nemo this way. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2830 Okay, okay...the next person we see I'll ask directions. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
2831 Why? Because all your stuff is in the trunk. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2832 Who says everything has to be educational? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2833 I told you your mother wouldn't like it. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2834 It's murder on the suspension but he's an excellent tipper. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
2835 Honey, please stop singing along with the whale. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
2836 It's cheaper than airbags and they need the work. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2837 It's just the acid, man!! 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2838 Do you smell fish? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2839 Don't worry! I'll build a gigantic wall and the neighbors will pay for it! 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2840 At least, we didn't put our dog on the roof like the Romneys. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2841 Your face has 'excited' written all over it. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2842 Whale? 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2843 You said make sure the kids are strapped in, you didn't say how. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2844 It smells like fish in here. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2845 You realize of course that this is going to get us banned from SeaWorld. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2846 Tell the cartoonist to call me Ishmael. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2847 Do you get the feeling we're being followed? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2848 When you said you had a full tank I assumed there would be other fishes in it. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2849 It does smell a bit fishy, doesn't it. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2850 As long as the Immigration Agents haven't heard the story of the Trojan Horse, we'll be OK. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2851 I wish we had something with more horsepower. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2852 They say a mammal in the trunk is worth two in the...nope, not right. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2853 I don't think this is what they mean by "Save the Whales". 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2854 You're saying it's NOT the New Yorker Harpoon Capture Contest? 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2855 Don't forget your seatbelt. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2856 No, I don't think that the fish needs a seatbelt. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2857 I never use the rear view mirrors anyways ! 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2858 I told you, if we're going to rescue Shamu we can't rent a sub-compact. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2859 See? I told you it could fit a whale. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2860 Would you mind if he rode shotgun today? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2861 I like you a lot, but I feel like something's weighing us down. 1.1948 0.06142 77 67 5 5
2862 Guys, mind turning to the orca-stra station? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2863 It's a little DIY for the pompous environmentalist who can't afford a Tesla. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2864 I thought we had a whale of a time. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2865 So, nowhere we can stop for krill? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2866 Are you sure I shouldn't worry about my sperm count? 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2867 OK, poets are 'literalists of the imagination,' but when you said, 'We'll have a whale of a time... 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2868 Ok, honey - I will delete my Mobile Dick App. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2869 Look, you got the front seat, and he gets to have the top down. Rules are rules. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2870 You did stock up on krill, didn't you? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2871 He's not going to fit in our bathtub. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2872 That's what you get if you try and cross the BQE at rush hour 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2873 I told you he doesn't smell fishy. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2874 Goldfish aren't as cuddly. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2875 I don't see his parents driving any kids to swimming lessons. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2876 ...But can you get a hatchback into a humpback? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2877 All right, have it your way - you smell krill. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2878 Now I see why most of your decisions were eel advised. 1.1867 0.06208 75 66 4 5
2879 But no one will believe me if I can't show them the catch. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2880 Wonder if I should have listened when she said "Recalculating!"? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2881 No! We're not stopping for "all you can eat krill" again. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2882 It runs on biofuel. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2883 Now aren't you glad we installed that big bathtub? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2884 So if someone asks you "Hast thou seen the white whale?" you can say "Yes, he's in my back seat." 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2885 Yeah, it's a thin line between "save" and "indulge." 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2886 The smell will fade in time. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2887 Honey, wake up. That damn whale is following us again. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2888 Migration is so much easier with Uber pool. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2889 I've never had one before. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2890 Does this make me look fat? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2891 I dunno; maybe we should have just gotten a dog. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
2892 Next time yo may want to consider UberXL! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2893 Seriously, there is a whale of a tail. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2894 We could try to patent the bait. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2895 I don't know about this raw diet. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2896 I am not fishing for compliments but you are the one who keeps telling me size matters. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2897 Fishy? You don't smell so springtime fresh yourself! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2898 The mechanic says its worse than fishtailing. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2899 did you ever get the feeling your being watched? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2900 ... and if you need to sneeze I'll open the sun-roof. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2901 All we need now is 100 pounds of onion and carrots and a gallon of horseradish and we're on our way towards making the world's biggest gefilte fish! 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2902 I still think we should have thrown it back. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2903 No one is gonna believe we used a 20 pound fishing line. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2904 Yeah, but I baited the hook. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2905 Yes, something does smell fishy, but I'm still not giving you my password. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2906 Did we have to bring my mother-in-law? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2907 Yeah, it gets on my nerves, but a humpback seat driver comes standard with a cetacean wagon. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2908 Sure it's organic but I vote we go back to the traditional airbags. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2909 To be fair, I did tell him to squeeze on in. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2910 I promise, this is the year I finally get rid of my blubber. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2911 Agreed?" "Joe's Bar and Krill for lunch? 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2912 I always come home from Whale-Mart with a ton of crap I don't need. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2913 By the way, did I ask if you liked sushi? 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2914 And Consumer Reports claimed that the back seat was too small for adults. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2915 Why do you always find my excuses hard to swallow ? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2916 I'll teach him to tailgate...watch me slow down to the speed limit. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2917 I don't care--being an endangered species doesn't give him the right to be tailgating us. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2918 It's your turn to walk her. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2919 That is ridiculous. I did not adopt a rescue whale to keep your mother from backseat driving. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2920 Thanks for calling shotgun first. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2921 I know you said hatchback, but you've got to admit it's impressive. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2922 I think if we move the gazebo we can make it work. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2923 Call me Ishmael. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2924 Excuse me, I did try the plankton. I just wasn't crazy about it, alright? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2925 Wish we remembered the pine tree air freshener. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2926 I said I wanted to swim with a whale on my birthday. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2927 Everything I do puts you to sleep. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2928 'It's a whale of an idea but does it fit?" 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2929 Hey, sushi for days and the roof will pound out. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2930 The license plate just wouldn't do? 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2931 I know full well that it won't fit in the refrigerator, so we'll just have to cook and eat it tonight. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2932 Cindy, interracial relationships are no longer an elephant in the room. 1.1867 0.06208 75 66 4 5
2933 Yeah, but you should have seen the one that got away. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2934 Oh, whale. I thought you said, third wheel. 1.1867 0.06208 75 66 4 5
2935 I know I said call me if you or your friends get drunk but... 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2936 I warned you he's a back seat diver. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2937 You weren't kidding when you said this car drives like a boat. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2938 I hire a whale and you're still bored. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2939 I couldn't resist. I heard that baleen is the new quinoa. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2940 Perhaps a sushi platter for the tailgate party is not such a great idea. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2941 Slow down. You've already been fined once for being over the legal limit today. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2942 Good thing you called "shotgun"! 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2943 Our next car is going to have one of those rear-view cameras. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2944 I wish they still made the AMC Pacer. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2945 I told you we needed a mid-size. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2946 What's the big deal? It's not any more cruel than an aquarium. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2947 I know! I know! You still think it's fishtailing. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2948 I'll ask him to go, but it's hard to be the third whale. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2949 You'd said we'd have a whale of a good time...had no idea it meant carting him around. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2950 spoiler alert 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2951 I never could resist a bargain! 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2952 you said you wanted a big whopper. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2953 When we get to the border, make sure your seat belt is buckled. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2954 Did you feed the fish before we left? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2955 ...yeah but I'm pretty sure hitchhiking is only illegal for people though 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2956 What do you mean, global warming? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2957 Fins are very retro. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2958 A Whale of a Tale-Gater 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2959 What did you put in my drink? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2960 So it's baleen, not blue tooth! 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2961 Sometimes a "beached whale" is just a beached whale. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2962 Excuse me for trying to liven up our staycation. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2963 Guess we have to look for a largest animal vet 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2964 You're the one who suggested the shore route 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2965 I told you to get the freezer fixed! 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2966 I am so glad you called shotgun today. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2967 This is a bad idea. Sushi leftovers is not a thing. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2968 Ok Ishmael. Now what do we do? 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2969 When did he get so big? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2970 Sorry I really didn't see this coming 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2971 I know the whales at Seaworld are unhappy, but this is ridiculous. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2972 And you said that they didn't take VISA at Whale-Mart! 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2973 I really don't see why you're worried about the border crossing 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2974 That was one heck of a sale of a whale. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2975 We’ve all made mistakes, just admit the note should have read "Do not open, giant inflatable mammal inside". 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2976 There's whale steak, whale salad, whale and grits, whale curry, whale stew, whale... 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2977 Because he's cartoon family. That was his brother on the small island a couple of weeks ago. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2978 Did you have fish for lunch? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2979 You're the one who wanted Seaworld to pay me overtime. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2980 At least we left the elephant in the room 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2981 I still don't know what was wrong with the beach we were just at. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2982 But this was cheaper than the hatchback. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2983 Next time we decide to go whaling, I think we should use a boat. 1.1867 0.06208 75 66 4 5
2984 That was a good catch, Megan. Think of all the omega-3 we can eat. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2985 Probably should have paid the delivery fee this time. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2986 So is this your first time riding with Uber-Sea? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2987 I don't know Bob. Something seems fishy to me. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2988 I guess that makes us the eggmen 1.1867 0.06208 75 66 4 5
2989 I know you wanted babbling brook, but it's my car and the soothing sound I wanted was whale song. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2990 I hope you don't mind krill for dinner. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2991 It was then that she longed for the elephant in the room. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2992 We'll free Tibet *next* week. I promise. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2993 Yes, yes, OK, so Mom and Dad named me "Jonah." What does it matter? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2994 Then we added Seaworld to the car pool... 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2995 Well I thought YOU packed his krill! 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2996 I knew going to Sea World was a bad idea. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2997 Sure, fine, I can admit he may not have been "thumbing" for a ride after all. Now can YOU admit we'd be better off not bringing it up anymore? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2998 You're gonna need a bigger fish tank. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
2999 Look, I didn't invite him. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3000 And here I was thinking all that legroom in the back would make a difference... 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3001 it's a whale of a view in the rear-view mirror 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3002 Did you remember the lamp wick? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3003 This is not what I meant when I said Humpback 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3004 This is the last time I am taking you whaling. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3005 so this isn't your mother? 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
3006 So after the army I figured "what the heck!" Three years later here I am, full time golf pro. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3007 something smells a bit fishy 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3008 What??? You didnt really expect me to just leave him on the beach flopping around like that...did you? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3009 I'm thinking sushi tonight for dinner. What do you think? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3010 We're gonna need a bigger wall to mount this" 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3011 Honey! I think this Greenpeace thing is going a little too far. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3012 No worries...there's lots of fish in the sea. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3013 Do you know what he keeps blubbering about? 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
3014 WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
3015 Couldn't you just pick out a goldfish like the rest of your friends? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3016 I should've know this new Honda Pequod would be trouble. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3017 Maybe now your dad will believe that I really am a marine biologist! ('am' should be in italics, or different font, if possible -- though not necessary) 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3018 No. We just stopped an hour ago. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3019 I still don't think he's got my eyes. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3020 Couldn't we just buy our krill at the supplement counter like everyone else? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3021 I told you: when the three of us take a long trip, we'll wish we'd gone with the sedan. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3022 And Yes, I'm going through security ahead of you. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3023 Well, at least we got rid of the elephant in the living room. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3024 Is this your first time using UberPool? 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
3025 You knew I was an ethical pescatarian when you married me, Darlene. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3026 And you thought it was just another fish story. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3027 Well, who could pass up a sale price like that one!! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3028 Think of it as a metaphor for whatever 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3029 OK, so stop calling me Ishmael. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3030 Wouldn't a couple pounds of salmon be enough? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3031 Just wait. It'll render big savings this winter. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3032 It may seem silly now, but just wait! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3033 "You can forget about the E-Z PASS lane"! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3034 Ambergris, gas or grass; nobody rides for free. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3035 You gotta love that new Carp smell ! 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3036 Then next time don't choose uberPOOL. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3037 Trust me, this is the next big idea in meat CSAs. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3038 I thought you said you always wanted to marry a marine biologist? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3039 Sometimes you watch the whale; sometimes the whale watches you. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
3040 I know, but the humpback has more zip than the hatchback. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3041 I know your mom wants grandkids, but did she have to rub my nose in it with the sperm whale? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3042 While you were asleep, I came up with a really clever carpool joke. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3043 What whale in the room? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3044 It said turn left, so I turned left, okay? 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3045 Wake up! Next rest stop there's a Krill Grill. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3046 Tale or tail?--we should get our stories straight. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3047 Not now Larry, I have bigger fish to fry 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3048 Hey, you said I could have a pet. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3049 This has been the best beachcombing trip ever! 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3050 I know... I know.. If he just hadn't been holding up his flipper in such a cute way. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3051 Don't judge my folks by the wacky party favors they give; you'll love them when you know them better. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3052 Just put your seat back and relax. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3053 Actually, I think she is fully ready for the deep end. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3054 He ain't heavy. He's my brother! 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
3055 Prince of Wales? I never said that! 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3056 Perhaps the neighbors might want some. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3057 Yes, Bob, I'm having a whale of a time. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3058 I tried to warn you about Cape Cod traffic. At this rate, he is going to totally miss the reunion. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3059 If you've got a better one for that cop, let's hear it. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3060 Hey, he did say it was a whale of a deal. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3061 Trust me--Mankoff can't get enough of these babies. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3062 I can't think of a better way to show the IRS that MOBY is a legitimate deduction 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3063 I didn't know this was what Fahrvergnügen meant. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3064 Honey, are you sure we should have gone with the humpback?" 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3065 We're going to need a bigger freezer. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3066 I just ask that my home office be a no krill zone. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3067 It was supposed to be a hatchback. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3068 It's the latest ride sharing app, Bl-uber. 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
3069 A whale, a girl, and a surfer stepped into a Toyota. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3070 Upon reflection, the shi-tzu might have been the better choice. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3071 So I says "right Jonah, how is God going to get back at me, just let Him try" 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3072 No, it's not a hybrid like you wanted, but we really got a whale of a deal. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3073 So...I heard Moby's new record is coming out soon. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3074 I have an erudite classic literature reference you'll never see coming. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3075 If the dog doesn't like it we can take him back. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3076 Just remember, take out was your idea. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3077 We got the bigger boat. Now I think we're going to need a bigger car 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3078 Can you please stop making those whale sounds. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3079 Hey, it's hard to get a whale-sitter on short notice. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3080 Can we not have plankton pie again for dinner? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3081 You don't seem to care that I got a whale of a deal. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3082 When was the last time we updated the GPS? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3083 Whale... this is unusual. 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
3084 All Right, Have it Your Way--You Heard A Seal Bark. 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
3085 When he told me he was "Going to whale on me!", I honestly thought he was kidding. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3086 You were right. I'm not soothed at all by these whale sounds. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3087 So you want to cancel our planned Safari for next year? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3088 I think it was attracted to our Save-The-Whales bumper sticker. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3089 Honey, I swear . . . It was either krill or be krilled! 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3090 "Mammally." It smells really mammally in here. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3091 99 planktons on the wall, 99 planktons...take one down, pass it around, 98 planktons on the wall... 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
3092 Well who was the one who wanted to 'take him out for krill' in the first place? 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
3093 Your family or mine? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3094 I think you're right. We should've gotten a rescue dog. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3095 'nuff room back there? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3096 Hey, at least we saved money not renting a U-Haul... 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3097 Okay, it's not the best car wash, but it's the cheapest. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3098 Do you know how hard it is to find a place that serves krill? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3099 It's a little out of the way, but the krill is superb! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3100 Well, you should have thought of that when we passed the rest stop near the tank a few miles back. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3101 I didn't say it was 'free,' I said it was included with purchase. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3102 Doris my dear, do you have any krill in your purse? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3103 "I don't think save the whales means bringing them home with you"linda. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3104 Don't look now but I think we're being swallowed. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3105 I know it's a little tight in here, but he needed a ride and we needed a third to drive in the HOV lane. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3106 It's the only way we could prove our fish story... 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3107 The whole idea of designer pets just really bothers me. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3108 The elephant in the room was busy. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3109 This was way more dramatic in the movie. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3110 Let's count the different kinds of animals we see. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3111 Costco trips used to be more fun than this, 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3112 Dammit Karen, I'm not trying to fishtail! 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3113 I told them "Krill" was a bad name for a car. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3114 Why didn't you just go and buy some fish oil ! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3115 I think we need a bigger car 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3116 You're right. The convertible would have made more sense. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3117 It will be the freshest sushi you've ever tasted. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3118 Once we get him back in the water, we'll have a latte. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3119 Okay, Ahab. Where do we go from here? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3120 I'm sorry I liked the Cape and just wanted a souvenir. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3121 Are you sure about the shrimp place? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3122 But you have to admit that he did make a big impression. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3123 Well, this IS UberPool. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3124 I don't care if you did yell, "shotgun" first. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3125 I feel like we fish tailed around that las turn. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3126 I told you we should have adopted a penguin. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3127 Just because he doesn't understand human speech doesn't mean you can talk behind his back. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3128 Sorry for blubbering... 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3129 When you said your Mom was a whale I just thought you had a really porr relation ship with her 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3130 Just think of it as Jonah's revenge! 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3131 It's like uber, but for impractically large sea mammals. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3132 Just krill me. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3133 Well, no more vacations for us. After this it's just going to be Netflix and krill. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3134 Shall we clean the sperm out of the backseat? 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
3135 Did you ask for the receipt? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3136 Think of it as an opportunity to test the effectiveness of that little cardboard pine tree... 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3137 So, this is your idea of a quiet vacation without the kids? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3138 Didn't you bring the shrink wrap? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3139 It's just a whale in the car honey, don't make it an elephant in the room... 1.1781 0.06273 73 65 3 5
3140 But you told me to take the next Right. 1.1781 0.06273 73 65 3 5
3141 I was thinking, little by little, on the outdoor grill 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3142 You were the one who wanted ALL the options. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3143 We go much faster during high tide. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3144 The lease says nothing about whales. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3145 I know they're intelligent but I assumed that they would prefer Melville over Kerouac. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3146 What do you mean "We just saved a whale" is debatable? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3147 I'm supposed to just leave it there? Do you have any idea what blubber is going for? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3148 We should have taken the Hudson River. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3149 Being on vacation doesn't mean you cant do a little cooking. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3150 What? The compact was 10 bucks cheaper. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3151 And you said a convertible wasn't practical. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3152 Maybe we should just stick with salmon fishing. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3153 You think I should put the top down? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3154 How far's the next rest stop? I really gotta blow! 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
3155 'We're gonna need a bigger frying pan too!' 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3156 When we get to the car pool lane, I'll say Jonah's in there 1.1781 0.06273 73 65 3 5
3157 For the last time, we're not stopping at Red Lobster! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3158 Well. It was cheaper than a beach house. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3159 Car salesmen don't lie---he gave us a whale of a deal! 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3160 5 percent! 10 percent! I don't care if it's on sale! We don't need another sperm whale! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3161 You did it with Titanic last week, now it's my favourite scene reenactment time. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3162 I just feel like I'm heading into the belly of the beast, you know? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3163 Is this what you meant by "Save the whales"? 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3164 The new Volvo COMES with a roof rack. 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
3165 I wanted to volunteer for a good cause. Apparently, Save The Whales is all about user engagement this year. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3166 Once again, you're ignoring the elephant in the room. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3167 I prefer sperm white to a baby beluga interior. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3168 Thanks for not nagging me about the krill. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3169 Rising sea levels my eye! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3170 You have to admit, we'll have a whale of a story! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3171 If we don't tell him the baleen fairy doesn't exist soon, were going to run out of quarters 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3172 Can we please stop listening to Moby? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3173 What good is our pond if it isn't stocked? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3174 We're going to have a problem getting him a seatbelt. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3175 I bet your dad will be surprised when he sees my catch ! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3176 She's hitching to Nantucket and it's on our way. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3177 Call Moby, tell him put more krill on the grill. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3178 I just wish we could take one vacation that is not a fishing trip. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3179 Don't worry, Vegas will love this guy. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3180 Do you think he has change for the toll? 1.1781 0.06273 73 65 3 5
3181 The big one got away! 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3182 Well, I for one, had a whale of a time 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3183 Do we have any chips? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3184 Tell me another tale. 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
3185 Couldn't wait to inflate huh! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3186 I told you we should have bought the mid-size sedan. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3187 ...For the last time... I'm not a misogynist! I just didn't think you'd catch anything!! 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
3188 No she does not want to hear about Ahab, a priest and a rabbi sitting in a bar 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3189 I'm in my Blue period. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3190 When you said 'get Beluga', how was I to know you meant caviar and not a whale? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3191 I just don't want the kids to be disappointed when we tell them no pets besides a fish. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3192 someone is on our tail again 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3193 Well, we really don't need much rear leg room 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3194 Its not an elephant and its in the car. 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
3195 We got it off a guy on a tiny tropical island. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3196 I got a whale of a discount on him at SeaWorld. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3197 Sure, we're helping them, but it's killing my gas mileage! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3198 By any chance did up leave that case of Costco Omega-3 Krill Oil supplements in the trunk? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3199 Tacos? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3200 So you told them we would bring a seafood platter? 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3201 I'm telling you, blubber-fuelled is the car of the future. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3202 What? The invitation said, 'pot luck'. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3203 How much sushi can one couple eat? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3204 "Awww, you worry too much. We just have to buy a bigger aquarium, that's all. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3205 I was daydreaming about when you used to call the backseat of your hatchback, the humpback. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3206 Uber for whales. I know it's gonna be big! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3207 I know, back seat divers are so annoying. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3208 I don't think it will fit on the grill. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3209 Did you remember to order plankton? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3210 At least we sold the Pinto. 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
3211 We will make room on the wall 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3212 On second thought, maybe a Drive-Thru Aquarium wasn't such a good idea. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3213 Okay, I'll do it... but I don't think one of those cardboard pine trees is going to make a difference. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3214 I meant to tell you -- I used to be a harpoonist. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3215 It's surprisingly roomy. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3216 Remember when you said, 'Only pick up hitchhikers with a nice set of lungs....? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3217 I don't know, I think it's a Pokémon? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3218 Captain Ahab? I need an address, lady. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3219 For the last time, we are not going to go cruising and pick up some immoral porpoises. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3220 Sorry that took so long. 1.1781 0.06273 73 65 3 5
3221 I wasn't sure what to get you for your birthday. 1.1781 0.06273 73 65 3 5
3222 I swear the listing said drywall. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3223 So they won't fit in your frying pan...what's a freezer for? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3224 Phew what did you eat for lunch? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3225 People always talk about the one that got away... not me! 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3226 Well, you're the one who suggested we watch Free Willy. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3227 Honey, it's your imagination -- there is no elephant in the room. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3228 When I said we should car pool, I didn't mean it literally. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3229 Did you just say "James Thurber?" (Note to editors: please add this link: http://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/60-minutes-favorite-new-yorker-cartoons/42/ or, even better, a newyorker.com link to The Seal in the Bedroom, if one is available) 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3230 It estimates the distance of the vehicle behind me, and inflates accordingly. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3231 Don't look at me like that...this is the smallest size Price Chopper had. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3232 You're the one who said, 'let's go out for seafood.' 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3233 Save the whales you said. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3234 Honey, I think we outgrew the sedan. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3235 Look who's doing the watching now. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3236 I caught him just so I could use the HOV lane. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3237 I told you not to get so close when they're breaching. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3238 how's about, for old time's sake, we, uh, pull over on one of these quiet country roads and, uh, hump... back there? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3239 I promise honey, baleen has hundreds of uses. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3240 So, Jonah, what did you say was eating you up recently? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3241 I need the baleen. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3242 Road kill! Beach kill! I'm bringing it home. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3243 Is there something fishy you don't want to discuss? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3244 Did you just....? 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
3245 Krill out! It's just to the Arctic Circle and back! 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3246 It was your job to pack the krill. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3247 Why does the car always smell like sardines? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3248 From the ocean to our swimming pool...what's not "Catch and Release" about that? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3249 SeaWorld's going-out-of-business sale left Tina with buyer's remorse. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3250 Next year let's save an Alabama Cavefish. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3251 He's still whalegating us? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3252 Why do you always need to bring the pool toys to the beach. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3253 You always said I exaggerated its size. Now you know. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3254 Knock it off, Kevin. Nobody likes a backseat driver. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3255 This guy puts the baleen in tailgating. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3256 To be fair, this whole Uber driver thing was your idea... 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3257 The image on this back up camera is not realistic! 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3258 I forgot, they took krill off the menu at Stu's, how about Bistro On Main? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3259 Actually, I had a whale of a time. 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
3260 This car is electric. It evens out. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3261 Fine, I'll admit it. We should have gotten pet insurance. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3262 Maybe we should consider an SUV? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3263 You did throw him back, didn't you? 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
3264 Don't worry it'll look good over the mantle. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3265 You agreed we could earn some extra cash with this Uber thing. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3266 I thought you said take a Right! 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3267 E-SEA Pass. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3268 It's been a whale of a day. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3269 Biofuel has a long way to go. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3270 I thought you were bringing the tartar sauce. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3271 Couldn't we at least do something about his breath? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3272 He's adopted. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3273 We were the only bidders at the silent auction at the aquarium. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3274 You said you wanted a whale of a good time... 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3275 I don't see how picking up a whale will help us win the caption contest. 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
3276 I could have sworn that cop said 'citation.' 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3277 No more "Sea World" documentaries, OK? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3278 I wouldn't mind except he keeps changing the radio station. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3279 It's called the sharing economy, and there's nothing I can do about it. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3280 Replace the grill—I thought you said krill. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3281 Can you turn the radio up? The sound is kinda muffled back here... 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3282 "Sarah Paleen" is too political for you? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3283 Feeling blue? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3284 Do you smell plankton? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3285 This car has no acceleration since our trip to the beach. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3286 I try to do the basics -- drive a hybrid, baleen not toothed. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3287 I'm not lying. Really. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3288 It's hard to steer when he comes along. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3289 What's wrong? Krill doesn't sound good to you? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3290 And you said getting a comvertible was irresponsible 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3291 See dear, I told you it would fit in the car. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3292 I told you the new "Volvo ZXXX" wagon had plenty of cargo space. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3293 They're filter feeders so they really cut the emissions, but they're hell on gas mileage. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3294 When you said you had one of those new Eco cars that saves the environment, this isn't what I was thinking. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3295 They didn't get a good response from the last whale contest so they gave it to us. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3296 Why am I the freak when you are the one who wanted to try a threesome in the first place? 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3297 Uber carpool totally worth the discount... 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3298 There was something different about that whale watch 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3299 Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to catch a fish and you feed him for a lifetime. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3300 How was I to know that it literally was a whale of a deal on seafood? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3301 Okay, I won't pick up any more hitchhikers. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3302 Anything for carpool. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3303 You are missing the scenery honey 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3304 Forgive *me* for wanting to carpool. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3305 What can I tell you? He said he was sick of seafood, and wanted to go out for a steak dinner instead. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3306 I never know how much to order when I take out sushi. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3307 You asked for a whale of a time. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3308 Have you guys heard the one about the humpback trapped in a hatchback? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3309 Fuel economy is just terrible with this car 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3310 I think someone's whale-gating us. 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
3311 If it doesn't fit, we can always take it back. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3312 Maybe we should stop the small talk and address the whale in the room. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3313 He's a killer whale. We should get a reward for him. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3314 I told you this would be a whale of a commute. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3315 I take it this is not what you expected when I invited you to join me on a whale watching trip. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3316 You don't exactly seem to be having a whale of a time. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3317 What should we call him? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3318 But honey, his sign said 'Pequod or bust'. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3319 I knew those "Sushi Shack" coupons would come in handy. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3320 I don't think that's what they intended by "Car Pool Lane". 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3321 I think we have a fluke! 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3322 In my defense, it was a whale of a sale. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3323 Nothing I do, big or small impresses you! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3324 I told you that buying a hatchback would come in handy. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3325 Couldn't you just have bought a mug or fudge? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3326 It's time we talked about the whale in the car. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3327 Do you still think a pickup truck is a bad idea? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3328 This may sound crazy, but now I feel like we are being watched by a whale. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3329 We should have stayed with Costco! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3330 Okay, you win; I'll take him back. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3331 Would you stop wailing about my driving? 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
3332 Told you she was a great catch, we met online. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3333 This isn't just another fish tale. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3334 I told you why. The aardvark didn't come in blue. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3335 This car is safe, it came with the jaws of life. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3336 Don't worry, I heard him say it's enough for six. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3337 I just don't trust these cars that park for you. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3338 It doesn't emit carbon dioxide like those nasty petroleum fuels. You see, this new sustainable whale oil burns much more clean. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3339 You have a very large imagination, honey. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3340 They're tailing us. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3341 That's not your mother in the backseat? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3342 Ok, I admit I am not a marine biologist either. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3343 I was sure that officer said he was issuing me a “citation.” 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
3344 This is why I always wanted a pickup truck. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3345 NOW would you agree that a sunroof might be nice? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3346 Is the air alright? Let me know if you get hot back there. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3347 It's the prototype for using echolocation in it's front collision braking system 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3348 Sure it stinks, but at just 5 cents per pound thats smell we can learn to live with. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3349 Do you have enough room back there? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3350 Sorry, there was a speed hump back there 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3351 I don't need to ask for directions. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3352 Can't tell a fish tale without proof. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3353 I told you that twelve-pound test line would be enough. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3354 Ant other bright ideas, Ahab? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3355 Have you ever thought about being a sperm doner? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3356 She couldn't resist my "Songs of the Deep" CD last week at Venice Beach 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3357 He'll never learn without watching me do it first. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3358 And I thought the worst thing that could ever have happened to me was that time the elephant was in the living room. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3359 I feel like a fish out of water in this thing. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3360 For the bouillabaisse a pound of saffron will do. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3361 You and your "Pick up that poor hitchhiker" syndrome. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3362 It's an all terrain model. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3363 I think we should drop him at the next beach, our mileage has gone to hell. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3364 And then you said, "We're going on vacation, why would we need the pickup truck?" 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
3365 Well, I think the ending of Finding Dory was completely plausible. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3366 Hatchback? I thought you said "Humpback"... besides, his baleen is an excellent oil filter: he spent the last 6 years training in the Gulf of Mexico... 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3367 You promised me a whale of a good time, but this is ridiculous! 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3368 If we do this right, Starship Enterprise can stay where it belongs. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3369 Yeah... like we would be going any faster if we were towing this 300,000 lb. blue whale with your car. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3370 Got enough room back there? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3371 We're fine. He's a krill eater. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3372 Your idea of a beach souvenir is just weird. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3373 What? The kids promised they'd clean up after it. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3374 I'll be glad when Jonah can stay home alone. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3375 How about a little beluga tonight? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3376 I was hoping to show you a whale of a good time. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3377 Fill 'er up with biofuel you said. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3378 the folks at PETA said I needed to work on my street cred 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3379 Obviously, its GPS needs reprogramming! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3380 Did you put a towel first? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3381 It's called the car-pool lane. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3382 Why did you have to go and supersize your whopper meal? 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
3383 Maybe we should have gone with the snow tires. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3384 Hey, he just darted out in front of me I and I didn't see him until it was too late! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3385 I know your story Jonah, but what's His? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3386 But if you prorate the money over its entire lifetime, the costs are really quite reasonable. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3387 I think we should save Plankton, not whales! 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3388 Okay, I'll admit you were right. We should have put him in the kennel! 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3389 Next time, please request an UberXL. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3390 You think this will make a difference? Your fishing buddies will still think you are exaggerating. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3391 "I didn't want to talk about the one that got away". 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3392 The important thing is to keep our heads above water. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3393 The GPS always takes me across the bay. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3394 Spare wheel? I thought you said to bring a spare whale 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3395 I knew we should have gotten a puppy. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3396 What do you think the kids are feeding it? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3397 oh fuck 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3398 I got it from a New Yorker cartoon. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3399 Should our invitations read fish fry or mammal roast? 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
3400 What do you think he wants for dinner? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3401 For once, I'm the cool dad . . . the one who brings home a porpoise! 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3402 I disagree, hun. If Suze Orman knew me well enough, she would say I really did "need" a humpback whale. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3403 We should really make a point to come out to the Dive-In Theater more often. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3404 I think he signed-up for the wrong carpool. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3405 Look. Garage sale whales are not that easy to find anymore. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3406 This is the last time I rent a car from USS Enterprise. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3407 We forgot to ask what to feed him. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3408 He wants us to stop at a fast food place and order some algae. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3409 I hope you know this will be reflected in your passenger rating. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3410 Could you please give the baby her bottle, she's whaling. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3411 I don't like SeaWorld either but this is ridiculous. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3412 Did the sign say 'Last krill for 300 miles'? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3413 You need to work on your need to collect souvenirs. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3414 Great uncle Ahab would have wanted it this way. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3415 Don't know what your thinking but I'm guessing a 1,000 fish sticks. Maybe more! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3416 Look, we'll save on everything else we buy at Costco this year. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3417 So what? He didn't spout this time. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3418 I feel like sardines. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3419 Did you use MapQuest again? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3420 But it was on sale. I know how you love sales. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3421 Go ahead and say it, Margot. I'm an ass! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3422 We should of let it go. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3423 But it's gluten-free! 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3424 No, the dispatch app does not specify species. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3425 I've had him since he was a baby. Funny... his favorite thing to do on weekends is when we go to the car wash. You know those plastic cleaning strips? They remind him of his mother. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3426 Got a whale of a deal on this used car! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3427 Oh boy, no more fish sticks! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3428 We're gonna need a bigger back seat. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3429 Is that ambergris you're wearing? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3430 I should have taken that recall of defective airbags more seriously. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3431 I think this was a whale of a bad idea! 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3432 The driver behind us is a real blowhole. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3433 uberPOOL has officially expanded into the Pacific. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3434 The ad said "a whale of a deal" not "a deal of a whale." 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3435 Is his seat belt on? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3436 Tailfins -- retrochique. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3437 I'm tellin' ya--I smell krill. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3438 Porche Whale Tail - there is no substitute 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3439 We're out of floss again. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3440 I hope you remember what you wanted all that baleen for before we get home. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3441 Trust me -- this'll get us to Honolulu an hour earlier. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3442 I've been trying to shake him for years. He just keeps pursuing me obsessively. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3443 Who keeps playing with the rear view mirror? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3444 Right now that's not the question. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3445 And you did tell this new school we won't tolerate any bullying about his weight? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3446 But it said 'calf - just weaned' in the add... 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3447 I thought we were looking for Nemo. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3448 I think it'll go faster as sashimi---not nigiri. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3449 I spy with my little eye something that is large. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3450 I know you don't like my brother, but who else has a pool? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3451 Stop wailing. We are almost there. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3452 My cat's really mad at me right now. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3453 I think this is really going to affect our gas mileage. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3454 I'm no therapist, but if you are carrying around this much damage I think you need to sea kelp... 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3455 What, no water bottles back here?! Oh, you are definitely getting one star in my Uber review. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3456 OK, so it isn't a whale that's tailgating me. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3457 You have to admit, it was a whale of a deal. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3458 I thought we got a hatchback, too. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3459 This will be quite a whale of a tale. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3460 'Getting the backup camera is the best decision I ever made.' 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3461 I'm going to deal with it as soon as I get rid of the elephant in the room. 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
3462 Yeah, but now when I say it was this big, they'll have to believe me. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3463 Gosh, don't you just hate whalegaters? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3464 drive-thru sushi? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3465 truth is, he caught us, he just hasn't eaten us yet 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3466 My guess is the aquariun won't hold it. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3467 If it weren't for the ambergris I'd just as soon have a dog. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3468 I'm beginning to wonder about all that plankton you put in the trunk. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3469 This way we can watch it every day at home. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3470 "It's powered by sperm oil". 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3471 He says he got the idea from reading A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3472 Look, we can hire someone to clean and filet it. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3473 Taking him to the off leash whale park. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
3474 Worms, minnows, lures............. no one will believe we talked it in with a promise of a better life. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3475 I know I said no hitchhikers, but I thought I'd make an exception in this case. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3476 I am aware whales have backbones, Bob, but I need you to slide down a bit further. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3477 Doesnt this tailgater know we're all dying to get to the beach? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3478 They weren't kidding when they said 'Whale of a Sale'. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3479 I did not expect such a small trunk. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3480 The shocks on this car are horrible. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3481 Couldn't we have just gotten a goldfish? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3482 He's a refugee from Sea World. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3483 Well, I got tired of "elephant in the room". 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3484 An elephant in the room? No, I don't think so. Why do you ask? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3485 Listen. We got a hatchback for a reason. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3486 okay, next time I'll read the fine print on the "magic" lure 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3487 Hey you have to say, that was one whale of a ride! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3488 Maybe we should just foster him. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3489 It's your turn to get krill. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3490 Do you think this is enough for you to practice rolling sushi? 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3491 This was one whale of a vacation . . . 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3492 Yes, the ad said, "Help rescue a whale," and this is what we are doing. Any questions? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3493 But I like Bob Marley and the Wailers! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3494 I told you we should have bought a full-size. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3495 I have think this counts toward reducing our carbon footprint. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3496 I swear, if I hear one more baleen joke . . . 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3497 Global warming may be a fact, 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3498 You always do this!! 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3499 Mascot tryouts in Hartford is your big idea? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3500 Oh, quit whaling! 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3501 really Alice, don't you think ordering fish and chips is a bit insensitive when our hitch hiker friend is struggling to find himself without the threat of having tartar sauce thrown in his face. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3502 I am not fishtailing, I am driving in a perfectly straight line! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3503 Okay, not in the house. I'll hang him in the garage. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3504 Now aren't you glad we got a convertible? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3505 I think this is the wrong kind deposit to the sperm bank, honey! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3506 I thought that eating muktuk was on your bucket list. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3507 It's a short cut.........trust me. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3508 No, you can't keep it even if it did follow you home. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3509 Well, I guess that's the last time they'll have all-you-can-eat krill. 1.1571 0.05980 70 63 3 4
3510 Ok, you were right. Minced garlic on his plankton was a bad idea. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3511 That's a years supply of sushi! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3512 OK, maybe there are easier ways to fuel our oil lamps. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3513 Dare I say it--you're having a whale of a good time? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3514 Jonah, we're driving him from Chicago to L.A. Then he's taking you from L.A. to Honolulu. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3515 Okay, I agree that Eileen isn't the greatest travel companion. But who would feed her while we're on vacation? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3516 You're father insisted on a chaperone. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3517 Great sonar navigation, besides the penchant for school routes 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3518 You didn't happen to have krill for lunch, did you? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3519 I guess its whale sandwiches in my lunch-box for rest of the year! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3520 Not another bathroom stop ! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3521 The bumper sticker says, "Save the whales" not free rides for whales. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3522 Whale? What whale? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3523 You're right, it does smell fresher in here. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3524 BIGGER than they appear?! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3525 One of us gets out to confront it, and it's not gonna be me. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3526 Next time for cocktails at the Rosenfelds, what say we leave Moby home? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3527 I knew this convertible would come in handy. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3528 Now we can drive in the Ultra-HOV lane 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3529 But didn't you say you wanted something really spectacular as the centerpiece of the rehearsal dinner? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3530 Jonah?...Who's Jonah? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3531 No, I specifically heard you say that you were going to pack his Krill. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3532 I just remembered my taillight is out... 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3533 I think we are going to need a bigger car 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3534 ..but think of all the electricity we'll save. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3535 I know. They said legroom wasn't a problem. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3536 So, where does one get 8,000 pounds of krill? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3537 It's amphibious, you know, like James Bond's. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3538 I know you wanted an Eco-Friendly car..but this is ridiculous. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3539 Really, he said 'Call me Uber'? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3540 Tell them the truth? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3541 Yes, but there isn't anything better for flossing than baleen. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3542 Hey, you were they one that wanted fresh sushi. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3543 When you promised a whale of a trip, this isn't what I pictured. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3544 Now that we've addressed the elephant in the corner, is there something else you'd like to tell me? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3545 Do you think we should put its seat belt on? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3546 Well, THAT was a whale of a time! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3547 It isn't my sperm... 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3548 But you said you wanted take out! 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3549 No, he does NOT want you to call him "Ishmael". 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3550 I still don't think I should have gotten a ticket. Where else was I going to put it? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3551 Do you want to come up for a drink? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3552 This is a "two if by sea" ride. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3553 Sure, it's great using the carpool lane - but I can't get the smell of krill out of the upholstery. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3554 I know cars are not your thing dear, but I just love our new auto pilot. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3555 next time we need to get a four door...a two door just doesn't fit our family needs 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3556 Quick -- Google 'whale rescue' 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3557 Did we really need that Krill oil on sale at Costco? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3558 You have really taken your "Save the Whales" passion a little too far. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3559 Not back seat diver...back seat driver! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3560 SeaWorld is really taking advantage of UberPOOL. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3561 See, I told you Costco literally has everything. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3562 Save the whales! Now we only need a hump back to have a complete set! 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3563 I thought we'd done well to get past the elephant 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3564 Admit it. We had a whale of a good time. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3565 Seriously, I would have heard if you said to get a goldfish. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3566 Ok, Mr. Aey Hab, now what? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3567 Do you feel a sprinkle? I'd better close the sunroof. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3568 Are all the seat belts buckled ? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3569 You're not exactly having a whale of a good time, are you? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3570 So sue me for trying to save money on the ferry. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3571 You wanna list it on Ebay or Etsy? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3572 Did you hear? Tailfins are coming back. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3573 Hey, you're the one that told me I had to do something about the krill situation 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3574 The dealer said that the back seat could hold a whale 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3575 Do you think we would've been better off renting the Jaguar? 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3576 Research 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3577 Keep your eyes peeled for a Long John Silver's. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3578 I'm going the speed limit. Let him tailgate. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3579 Do you think people will believe us about the one that got away? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3580 I told you, I've just always wanted one! 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3581 Is there something you need to tell me dear? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3582 No, I definitely heard a seal bark. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3583 Elephant in the room? Whale in the car" What's the difference? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3584 We parked on the beach too long. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3585 Well, it makes one hell of an airbag. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3586 He's too big to throw back! 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3587 I'll bet you the vet will charge us 150.00 just to tell us that a gallon of mint flavored mouthwash will cure his baleen breath. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3588 I thought we were going whale watching! 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3589 Did you have Broccoli for lunch? 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3590 Think of it as a conversation piece! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3591 I knew we shouldn't have watched 'Free Willy' before coming to SeaWorld. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3592 Because she said "shotgun" first 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3593 Your Puns Are Krilling Me. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3594 And you didn't think the whalegate option was a good idea. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3595 You'll see, in a few years there will be a Krill station on every corner. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3596 But you said you wanted a big dick. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3597 Can we just agree to disagree? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3598 For God's sake, Ishmael, I told you not to feed it. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3599 Should we serve red or white with it? 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3600 I'll admit, this wasn't the best investment. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3601 I said we needed an efficient car not a fish in a car! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3602 My insurance company called it a fluke of nature. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3603 It's not just for Porsches any more. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3604 I don't know about you, but I had a whale of a time today. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3605 In retrospect, it appears there are some problems with using krill oil as fuel. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3606 Nothing worse than a backseat diver. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3607 You're the one who wanted to listen to Moby. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3608 Cut me some slack, I wasn't that close to the water. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3609 Was this the first step for your grandmother's homemade gefilte fish? 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3610 Did we leave the lights on at the house? 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3611 They will have to call "US" Ishmael. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3612 This time I'm really not crying wolf. Seriously, look behind you. There's a whale on our trunk. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3613 Well, there's not another Asian deli between here and the Canadian border that has any okiami left to sell, so I'm open to ideas. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3614 We are NOT lost. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3615 I hate tailgaters. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3616 If you said now "we literally had a whale of a time, that would be the correct usage." 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3617 I had a whale of a time. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3618 Hatch! I ordered the hatchback! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3619 Now the girls will never guess we were actually at a strip club! 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3620 No more picking up hitchhikers. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3621 Call me Ishmael! Buying this new Chevy Pequod from Ahab Motors was a BIG mistake! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3622 Good grief, Harry! Did you want me to just leave the poor thing in there to drown? 1.1571 0.05980 70 63 3 4
3623 Happy now that you can meet your minimum daily fish oil requirement? 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3624 OK, so I haven't quite perfected the release part of catch-and-release. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3625 Of course there's nothing fishy here. It's a mammal. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3626 It's the only way I can ride in the HOV lane. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3627 Blubber is way better for the environment than petroleum. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3628 Todd, for the hundredth time, I am not calling you Ishmael. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3629 We're not talking about the elephant in the room. Okay! 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3630 The neighbors got a dolphin. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3631 Dogs are great but I like to stand out. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3632 Our engine sounds fishy 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3633 Yes, the trip is long, but do I have a whale of a tale to tell you! 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3634 Honey, I told him I wanted a tune-up, not a tuna! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3635 I'm glad we went with the sport package. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3636 You know it's very inconsiderate to Stanley when you say you feel like a beached whale. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3637 Whale Gating? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3638 Maybe you could call Ish and tell him we’ll be on time for the surprise party after all. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3639 You wanted a plankton green Mini. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3640 Think about it. It will feed the koi for years. We can use the baleen as an air filter. I can do scrimshaw and the kids can have something to show and tell at school. So what if there is a little smell. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3641 Let's try a smaller fishing rod next time. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3642 I don't understand how switching to a whale-oil car is going to save us money in the long-term... 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3643 Our gas mileage sucks !!! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3644 I told you you'd have a whale of a time. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3645 So have you talked to the therapist about the whales you've been seeing? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3646 Orca whales don't bloviate and they are not ignoramuses. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3647 Like I said, it is not a fish, it smells like a fish, it swims like a fish, and it lives in the ocean, but we already have a dog so this one is going back. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3648 Would it be cliche to suggest Starbucks? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3649 This will be a whale of a tail. 1.1549 0.05899 71 64 3 4
3650 When I said I wanted a newer car to help save our animal friends,this is not what I had in mind. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3651 Guess I can't hang this one over the mantle. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3652 Second place in "The Voice", what were they thinking!? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3653 Trust me, it will make a whale of a story 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3654 Thanks for riding with Uber. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3655 Do I look like Melville? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3656 This is not what I meant by having a whale of a time. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3657 Honey, I'm sure we can get a good price on krill if we buy in bulk. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3658 Look, I understand why you didn't want to deal with in the elephant in the room, but this is getting ridiculous. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
3659 The left taillight is out again 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
3660 Bob, I said I wanted to go deep sea DIVING, not deep sea DRIVING. 1.1528 0.05821 72 65 3 4
3661 So then my fishmonger says....."they're cheaper by the ton". 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3662 I think we should call him 'Ishmael'. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3663 Got me a Chrysler, it's as big as a whale. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3664 I prefer whale song to the radio and you didn't like that new car smell anyway. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3665 Just once, can't we go to the mountains instead of the beach. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3666 Fuel-efficient vehicles can save whales too. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3667 We might have had a whale of a time at the beach, but do you really think the feeling will last all the way home? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3668 Suzy, wake up; there's something tailgating us and it's not a cop! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3669 Next time call Uber... 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
3670 On the bright side, it's krill mileage is fantastic. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
3671 Does Costco have floss? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3672 I thought the winner got to name the whale. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3673 I'm just saying, I think an audiobook of Moby Dick would have been easier. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3674 Hey, can we stop at the nearest pond? I need to stretch my legs. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3675 Will Ishmael be there? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3676 Why candlemaking? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3677 How big of a problem? Well, ... 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3678 Are you sure it's a whale that's tail gating us? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3679 *Now* you notice the smell? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3680 You're the one who wanted fish for supper! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3681 Krill. Krull was that Sci-Fi movie in the 80s. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3682 He DID call 'Shotgun.' 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3683 You realize you're taking Stockholm Syndrome to a whole new level, Jonah. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3684 I wish he wasn't always the only white whale at your family gatherings. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
3685 It's a cinch we'll be comped for a suite in Vegas 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3686 You never appreciate anything I do for you! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3687 Maybe I should have asked for an extra tartar sauce. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3688 Can you adjust the rear view mirror? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3689 I've started driving full-time since uberPOOL expanded service to migration routes. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3690 Ugh,...you and all your baggage. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3691 I thought the same thing when we were dating...I can't let this one get away! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3692 I think he'll like it better than a goldfish. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3693 If we had a truck, the back seat wouldn't smell like fish. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3694 Uber will have to charge you both whale fare today. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
3695 Hon, just wondering...Did they ever catch that Moby Dick? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3696 "Can't we agree that doing the right thing doesn't always smell good at the time? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3697 What do you mean, it's a mammal not a fish? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3698 Pretend normal, it should not look fishy 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
3699 I couldn't help myself. It was a whale of a deal! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3700 I can't believe we're schlepping to the vet for nothing more than a little gas. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3701 Something smells fishy. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3702 The guy at the pet store said all it eats is plankton. So, no, it won't cost a fortune to feed him. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3703 But it 's just a couple hundred more to Santa Barbara, sweetie. 1.1449 0.05939 69 63 2 4
3704 Can you believe this new sushi restaurant doesn't deliver? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3705 When you suggested we'd have a whale of a good time, I thought you meant something else... 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3706 I know you think I take myself way too seriously, but this is important. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3707 Does the name, "Ahab," ring a bell? 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
3708 How many fisherman's platters DID your mother eat at The Crab Shack? 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
3709 Hear me out -- this one's hypo-allergenic. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3710 We sure had a whale of a time, didn't we? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3711 I've never liked a backseat diver. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3712 Baleen, why won't you be true? 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
3713 I guess I should have giving in on getting a dog. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3714 Obviously, it's a mammal. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3715 I've heard about it raining cats and dogs but never this! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3716 Back seat drivers can be really annoying. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3717 I still think think a Shih Tzu would be better for our lifestyle 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3718 Are you having a whale of a time? Cause I'm having a whale of a time. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3719 Next time, don't go to Ikea for do-it-yourself fish sticks. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3720 Well-intended or well-intentioned I'm giving him a ride and that's final. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3721 This Toyota Porpoise gets terrible gas mileage. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
3722 I still don't think it was a stray 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
3723 Worried I'll get pulled over? Nah, I'm white. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
3724 Are you sure this is the right thing to do? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3725 You said your brother Jonah has been missing for how long again? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3726 Im just surprised that Costco started selling sushi. 1.1449 0.05939 69 63 2 4
3727 I think that really was Roy Scheider we ran over back there. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
3728 You know that aquarium promotion might wind up costing us... 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
3729 What? You're not impressed I could fit a whale inside a Beetle? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3730 And they said it fits four. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3731 I still say 'Surf 'n' Turf' was your idea. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3732 Told you karma's a breach. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3733 All right. Have it your way -- you heard a humpback whale singing. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3734 Oh, who's a good boy? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3735 Well, the fish smell is going to be a problem 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3736 He is from an Uber Pool 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3737 So this is why a hatch back makes sense. We can load virtually anything back there. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3738 We'd better buckle him in, too. No need to risk a ticket. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3739 Do we really have to get take-out krill again? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3740 The reservation said mid-sized. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3741 Now we can do all the whale-watching we like, without getting seasick! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3742 Your usual "elephant in the room" was unavailable, so the agency sent me instead. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3743 We must be headed in the right direction. I hear the ocean calling. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3744 This is what comes of fishing for compliments. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3745 Maybe we should cut back on the seafood drive-through. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3746 Of course we'll get it, the poster said no questions asked. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3747 Well, I guess you never saw the movie, Free Willy. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3748 Look in the rear view mirror if you don't believe my fish stories. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3749 I can't see out the back and adjusting the mirror is _not_ going to help! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3750 It’s Uber. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3751 I put him right in my dating profile. It's not my fault that you thought I was just trying to be funny. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3752 Yes you're allowed to split the fare, but you can't pay half in plankton! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3753 And he complains about the crap I bring home. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3754 You say Gray, I say Blue. Well, let's do this! 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
3755 I think it's time we get a Mini-Van... 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3756 I was going to rent a Stingray, but this was the only car they had left. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3757 Isn’t this a bit much for the coy pond? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3758 I'm confused... I thought you'd said "you take the whale." 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3759 So big deal, one wrong turn! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3760 It was a whale of a deal !! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3761 I think your mother is gaining weight 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
3762 I know it's not white but it can still consume my life. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3763 Why can't we talk about the elephant in the room? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3764 Never hurts to carry your own Jaws of Life, just in case. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3765 So the wife is gonna say, "ya catch anything today?" 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3766 Now we know what they meant by a whale of a sale 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3767 You wanted to get the Uber Pool 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3768 We said we could give him a lift, but this is out of the way. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3769 What? He had a five-star rating. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3770 Gold fish? No, that's passe. It's about saving whales now! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3771 it's not that bad... well, at least you're not beached! 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3772 Unfortunately my back up camera doesn't have a warning for sea mammals. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
3773 I've heard of an elephant in the room, but this is ridiculous! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3774 Caught it on a bluegill hook . 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3775 Say Jill, lets put some krill on the grill... 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3776 There's a water pokemon nearby 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3777 What should we name it? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3778 I'll make an exception this time, but for the return trip you'll have to use Uber XL. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3779 Did you see the Elephant at the Jones'? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3780 What do you feel like tonight - plankton or krill? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3781 You gotta love a Subaru. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3782 Wait - you thought I said third wheel? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3783 No, I'm not gonna stop. He may not be a killer whale, but who's to say he isn't some other kind of felony whale? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3784 I need to pee. Can you quickly run in and see if they have a 400-lb. bag filled with fish, crabs and plankton? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3785 Sounds like a whale's tale to me. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3786 OK, you were right. "Krill" is not a good brand name for a small car. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3787 Well, at least he's not whale-gating. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3788 For the last time, I'm not gonna pull over until he puts his siren on. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3789 Okay, you've got your fish story, let's get home. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3790 Can we un-adopt her? Can't put my seat back, and her breath. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
3791 My caption entry came in fourth. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
3792 This thing with the new eco-cars have gone too far. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3793 Got a breath mint for the back seat diver? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3794 I don't know why, but I have a whale of a headache. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3795 We should probably krill up the tank sooner than later 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3796 What's with you? You said it was my turn to choose a pet. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3797 Come on... We're gonna have a whale of a time! 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3798 Maybe we shouldn't have tried to run away from the elephant in the room. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3799 OK. You don't want my mother to come. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3800 How in Hell do we pan-fry this thing? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3801 I told you the seat belt was too small. Now we have to throw the damn thing back. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3802 You just had to say, hop in! 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
3803 But, he has such good stories! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3804 I can't help feeling that our surf and turf dinner is still with us. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3805 I agree, we don't seem to be on the same page anymore 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3806 It's either this or we wait until he evolves to walk on land again. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3807 Again Jonah? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3808 So I'm gonna go ahead and rate you 5 stars right now. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
3809 "Krillin it with the Big Kahuna" is not what I heard. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3810 This is waaaaayyyy bigger than Sharknado. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
3811 Honey, I hate to tell you but your breath really stinks. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3812 I said a whale is tailgating us. And no. I don't know if it's an endangered species. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
3813 Do you really expect me to believe another one of your fish stories? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3814 Well it's not like we could just leave him there. Have you even seen Blackfish? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3815 No, I don't recall you mentioning your great uncle Ahab before. Why? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3816 They were definitely fat-shaming me back there! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3817 Let me guess. A tail gate party in Miami. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3818 Don't like my horn? What if I don't like your complex song? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3819 Don't be a hypocrite, you've taken strays home before. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3820 Something tells me we're going to need an overweight permit to cross the Verrazano–Narrows Bridge. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3821 Remember Romney, Senator! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3822 Hey, you in the back. Put your seat belt on. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
3823 Cheer up. We're going to have a whale of a time. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3824 No, seriously! He says Seaworld has changed their ways. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3825 Feel like fish for dinner tonight? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3826 Sigh, just another whale of a tale. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3827 We need to add air to the rear tires 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3828 You sure the fraternity has a pool? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3829 Well, the salesman was wright you know...it fits. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3830 Something's fishy. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3831 What's eating you? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3832 This is what happens when you ignore the 800 pound gorilla in the room. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3833 Whale Oil is an alternative source of Energy, Sarah. At least we're not using Fossil Fuels! 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3834 Where are we supposed to buy a ton of plankton? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3835 I bet you are re-thinking that coupe versus convertible decision now, huh? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3836 So, tell me more about your dream. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3837 Can you not play Moby, right now? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3838 "I just wish he'd stop calling me Ahab." (My apologies. This is not a DUP submission. I mistakenly entered caption #535 with a typo and am simply re-submitting it from my wife's computer. Tnx.) 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3839 The perfect hostess gift for the Ahabs. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3840 It was just a dream, Jonah. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3841 Of course it's just my opinion, but I don't think COSTCO FISH will last. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3842 I told you. A minnow always works. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3843 These Brooklyn farmshares are getting to be a bit much. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3844 So are you having a whale of a time? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3845 I told you, bringing Moby Dick on vacation was going to be tough 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
3846 Look, all I'm saying is that I think the Obama Administration has gone way overboard with these marine sanctuaries. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3847 Yes, technically, I'm a whale, but I identify as an Uber passenger 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3848 That's the problem with these coastal roads - the whalegaters. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3849 I have enough krill to get him through October, okay? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3850 We had a whale of a time, didn't we? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3851 You gotta admit, it's a whale of a story. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3852 Who knew? I bought him on Layaway when I was eight. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3853 I signed up as an Uber driver -- it's got an account! 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3854 Well it did say 'Ahab's Feast" on the menu! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3855 I think we're going to need a bigger fish tank. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3856 "Amphibious?" Smells fishy to me. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
3857 "Antique oil lamps are charming and easy to refill," you said. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
3858 Don't look so krilled. 1.1449 0.05939 69 63 2 4
3859 I prefer Lyft to Blübber. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3860 I have no idea what it is either, but do you think we should put its seat belt on? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3861 Ma'am, with the app's new Car-Pool service, you'll save an average of $3 per ride. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
3862 Really, I can only see grey in the rear-view mirror. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
3863 Remember we agreed it would be fun to pick up hitchhikers? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3864 His Mom's on the way home ... 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3865 WE'LL DROP HIM OFF IN THE HAMPTON'S ON THE WAY HOME. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3866 But honey! they were on sale... 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3867 Remind me again whose idea it was to take a whale to the beach? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3868 An elephant in the room is all very well, but you can't take it on road trips, now can you? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3869 I'm trying my best to ignore the backseat diver! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3870 It's a whale of a tail... 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3871 This wasn't what I had in mind when the dealership said it comes with a whale tail. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3872 I found it particularly odd that not one person at the party mentioned the huge elephant in the room. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3873 It was better than a great deal! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3874 No one listens to Moby anymore! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3875 From all the whale watches we could have gone on, we pick a boat that doesn’t spot a single whale! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3876 The car feels a little sluggish today, no? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3877 I'm so over Uber pool. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3878 I've seen tailgating but one more foot and we will be swallowed. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3879 Fish obstructing view, at least the Judge will laugh! 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3880 Next time we're just going to Whole Foods 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3881 I told you we should have gotten an SUV. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3882 I'm not the one who insists we stop at every copepod stand we see. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3883 I like to bring my own entertainment to the beach. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3884 Honey, if that's a police flasher, I will do all the talking. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3885 I thought I signed up for Uber pool, not Uber ocean. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3886 OK, OK, so we'll get another refrigerator. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3887 I'm chancing it. With Moby - I'm going to drive in the 3+HOV. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3888 The extra $5500 for the convertible model doesn't seem so bad now. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3889 That's odd. This is the second whale I've seen in a month. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3890 I don't usually pick up hitchhikers, but ... 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3891 Care to come back to my place for a bite to eat? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3892 Didn't I tell you that Right Whales are docile? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3893 I promised you a whale of a time. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3894 I beg to differ...it's not the smell of baleen... but ambergris. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3895 You're the one who said we should try Waze. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3896 It may be difficult to find a krill diner at this hour. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3897 I told you that agreeing to carpool with the Beluga's was a bad idea. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
3898 Most rear passenger fin room in its class. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3899 True. but if he vomits we'll be millionaires! 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
3900 Does something smell fishy? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3901 We've got a whale of a tale to tell. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3902 When do I get to ride shotgun? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3903 Sure, it was a great deal. Where are we going to put it? 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
3904 I know it sounds fishy but . . . . 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3905 I've always picked-up fish-hikers! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3906 In hindsight, which do you think was the greater miracle, Jonah? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3907 It's not like I picked up a stranger--he's Moby Dick. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3908 I know it sounds fishy, but I'm only giving him a lift. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3909 Yes Simon, we know, your vote is that we stop to sushi. You always vote for sushi. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3910 It's for research. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3911 Can we address the elephant in the room? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3912 What? What? Manager's special When it's gone, it's gone. Like I'm gonna let that happen. 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
3913 I don't want to be a backseat diver, but... 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3914 Yes, but we are mammals, and mammals take car trips. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3915 I'd like to be witty, but I have no idea what's in the back. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3916 I was under the impression there would be water in an Uber Pool. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3917 Ishmael, Ahab's whale will not make up for you missing our anniversary. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3918 At times I feel preyed upon. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3919 Some talk about the elephant in the room! 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3920 You're right, this really adds to the realism of the Moby Dick podcast. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3921 Do you want to hear a whale of a story? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3922 "This car, she blows!" wasn't funny the first time. 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
3923 The J. is for Jonah. Why do you ask? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3924 I didn't know we were signing up for the other kind of "whale watching." 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3925 We're going to make a fortune selling Beluga caviar! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3926 I"m all for Saving The Whales, but do you know how hard it's going to be getting rid of the fishy odor from the leather seats? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3927 By golly some fish stories are true. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3928 Stop blubbering about and tell me what you really think. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3929 For the next scavenger hunt you can leave out baleen. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3930 Boy, that Costco sure has great deals on fish. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3931 He said mammals work better as city apartment pets 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3932 Well, I still think it's better than the damn radio. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3933 No Worries. I am sure the brochure said there is no limit on the catch in this part of the ocean. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3934 If you say he's whalegaiting I'm going to punch you. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3935 I'm trying this new feature on the app. It's called uber pool. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3936 BUT WE HAD TO BRING IT HOME OR NOBODY WOULD BELIEVE US 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3937 Sure its a conversation piece, but what happens on day 4 ? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3938 Quint, we're going to need a bigger car. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3939 Does this guy think I'm gonna move just 'cuz he's got his grill all up in my rearview?! 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3940 You said it was okay if I brought the whale. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3941 I would say we had a whale of a time. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3942 Getting out of our comfort zone can be good for our relationship. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
3943 Have you ever even been to a pet store? 1.1408 0.05418 71 64 4 3
3944 I don't care HOW rare they are, we shouldn't be coddling them. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3945 I'm telling you the fish I caught was as big as a whale! 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
3946 No honey, we may not get seafood! 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
3947 I don't care what you can do in the Atlantic, I told you, you can't turn right on red in New York. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
3948 I'm calling it Blue-ber, ride sharing for the endangered 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3949 You take the wheel, and I'm going to crawl back and mist Moby. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3950 I told you, when we go fishing need to take our big trailer. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3951 You're the one who wanted to buy an alternative fuel car. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3952 That whale watch really stuck with me. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3953 You think I picked up the wrong rider again, don't you? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3954 Listen, we need to address the elephant--er, blue whale in the car. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3955 I think I heard something funny from the back of the car. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3956 I thought there was something fishy about this date! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3957 I think we're being swallowed. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3958 Honey it's my, like - you know, my whatcha call it? - my quest or something. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3959 Do you ever feel like a fish out of water? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3960 Never good with segues, Mark finally decided to reveal his rampant infidelity. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3961 All I know is we are NOT going back to Nineveh. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3962 Yep, this Chrysler is as big as a whale 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3963 Let's put the past behind us. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3964 I didn't mean to hurt his feelings, I just don't like Gordon Lightfoot. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3965 Where's the hazards on this thing? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3966 My wife will think that there is something fishy about our story. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3967 Just how far do I have to drive until we drop off your mom? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3968 I'm all for saving the planet, but these 'Eco' modes are getting ridiculous. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3969 I couldn't say no - it was a whale of a deal. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3970 Don't you think it would be better to do whale watching in the ocean? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3971 We should do another vacation without the kids! 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3972 Wasn't "Saving the Wahles" what brought us together? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3973 I thought it said "Cretaceous"! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3974 Carpools are more environmentally friendly. 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
3975 Look, I'm doing the speed limit, so I absolutely refuse to pull over and let him pass. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3976 You say you're originally from the West Coast? 1.1343 0.05976 67 62 1 4
3977 we needed a third for carpool 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3978 And whose idea was it to rent a car? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3979 Tell me again, what's the mileage on this bio-fuel model? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3980 High tide. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3981 'Uber Pool' may have given you the wrong idea, sir. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3982 Now we just need to invite 400 people to a fish fry divorce party " 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3983 There's something fishy going on here. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3984 They said if we want to stay at the Bellagio, I'd have to bring a whale. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3985 No one had enough leg room. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3986 Can you open your Pokemon now? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3987 No, it's even bigger than an elephant in the room. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3988 Stop complaining. If the girls are old enough for preschool, they can find their way home. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3989 Perhaps it's dumb Honey but PetSmart had a big sale. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3990 What do you mean I have fish breath? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3991 And if they told you there was a blue whale in the backseat I suppose you'd believe them. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3992 Should have gotten a tuna boat 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3993 At least he gave you the front seat. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3994 No, we can't call him "Blue." 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3995 I think I'm finally over your obsession with the Ikea "As Is" section. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3996 New Yorker Caption Contest W: A whale? Seriously? M: I'm just doing my part to protect this majestic species from over fishing. Plus, at least you're no longer complaining about my having slept with your sister... 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
3997 I left my phone charger behind your seat. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3998 The New Yorker got a good deal on whale cartoons. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3999 Honey, for what it's worth, there's something happening here. What it is ain't exactly clear. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4000 When you said we were going to have a "whale of a time," I didn't think you meant literally... 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4001 You'd smell funny too if you'd been fishhiking all day. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4002 I don't know why you're so upset. You have always told me that I should take more interest in all creatures, big and small. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4003 It's a lot like the elephant in the room. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4004 Lighten up. How much can krill cost anyway? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4005 I can deal with the elephant in the room, but THIS is all wet! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4006 This happens every time I hit the brake on a curve. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4007 Do we have any plankton, crabs or krill in the fridge? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4008 OK, OK - so maybe a pet Goldfish would have been more practical... 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4009 You wanna flip a coin to see who skins it and who guts it? 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
4010 you did say you wanted your family over for dinner. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4011 I told you she was a real catch.... 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4012 Why do you keep calling me "Ahab"? My name is Arnold. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4013 So when she's settled in, we'll alternate between 'clean out tank' and 'hunt for krill' 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4014 whale, this is awkward... 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4015 Harry has put on weight since college. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4016 My name? They call me Ishmael. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4017 I knew we should have put the top up. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4018 Remember when you said you always wanted to go whale watching. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4019 "She's upset she couldn't ride shotgun. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4020 That's a fishy story. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4021 We were followed from the car wash. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4022 This is the last road trip I take with your mother. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4023 'Well,' you ask? 'Whale,'I say. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4024 The carnival guy said it would only grow as big as the cup it was in, but my mother kept getting bigger cups. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4025 What did I tell you? Best-in-class towing! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4026 Does your cookbook have a recipe for an endangered species? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4027 fish monger said this was the freshest he had. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4028 There was a bulk discount on biodiesel. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4029 At least we didn't get a Smart Car 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
4030 No wonder you're tired. That fish must be 10 times your weight. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4031 Well, I was thinking of bringing the truck, but you know how I hate to drive it in the city. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4032 I know you don't want to see summer end, but this isn't going to help. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4033 I'm just saying that next time you may want to try UberSUV. They tend to have more room. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4034 You never know who you pick up along the way 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4035 They call him Pigwhalian. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4036 To prove my point, the crossover body style lends itself to ample interior space. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4037 Call me paranoid, but I feel like we're being watched. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4038 He's Moby's brother Lazy 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4039 Well you said you wanted to meet my mother. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4040 For the record, I DID say we'd have a whale of a time. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4041 I sure had a whale of a good time. How 'bout you? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4042 Don't look now, but I have a weird feeling that hump back whale is following us. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4043 I told you we'd have use for the SUV. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4044 It wouldn't hurt you to smile every now and then. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4045 Now are you convinced the infant car seat will fit? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4046 But then they said "free plankton included!" How could I say no? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4047 Why are you always poo pooing my dreams? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4048 Get off my back. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4049 Traffic is traffic. Bottleneck or bottlenose , it makes no difference at all. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4050 You said you wanted to go fishing, we caught our limit, what else do you want from me! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4051 Did you take a shower this morning? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4052 I think this relationship is over. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4053 All right, have it your way - you heard a whale spout. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4054 Just because were not Japanese doesen't mean we can't eat whales. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4055 What did you use for bait THIS time, Hon? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4056 So how long have you been driving Uber Pools? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4057 Let's see, shark burgers, tacos, noodle bowls, frittatas, fried rice, shish kabobs, stuffed peppers, pad thai, burritos, cobbler surprise. Just saying, we got this. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4058 ....yeah still squished....yep, still squished. Still squished.... 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4059 Sorry honey, but the hotel manager said it requires a whale to get comped. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4060 ...and then I said we gotta get a bigger boat and... 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4061 Ok dear, I know what you're thinking, "It was a whale of a sale, right?" 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4062 And...it's probably a tax deduction on Schedule B. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4063 Sea World? I thought you said we should go to Wales. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4064 Whale got your tongue. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4065 Norman, you're baleening on me again. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4066 I told you I thought there was something fishy going on but, of course you said I was exaggerating again. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4067 If only there was room for your Mother. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4068 But the conditions at the aquarium just seemed so inhumane. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4069 What did you think I meant by whale of a good time? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4070 Wow. That was a whale of a party ! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4071 Are you excited about this whale-watching trip? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4072 It filters the smallest dust particles out of the air. Do you notice how clean it smells in here? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4073 What next, Ahab? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4074 We could play "I Spy", but I prefer "Go Fish" 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4075 Yes, I saw 'Free Willy,' too. It really didn't end well. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4076 We'll clean it, cut it and and freeze it like any other sea food. It was much less expensive this way and we can compost the remains for your garden. Right? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4077 Now I see why his Uber rating is only one star. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4078 I don't know what you're complaining about. We had a whale of a time. 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
4079 Don't worry, he only eats plankton. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4080 We'd be there by now if you would've let me get a Jaguar. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4081 At least we can honestly say we had a whale of a time. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4082 No, this is not a tropical fish. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4083 Listen, last summer Jack brought back a giant turtle. This will slay them. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4084 I'm telling you, live whale-song will be the next big thing. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4085 Don't ask me -- Benjamin Schwartz drew it. 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
4086 It's not like I asked for this. He came after me! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4087 Let's do sushi--the tuna should be safe. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4088 He just jumped in, something about not wanting to share his sea bed with another drunken heavily tattooed coming of age novelist. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4089 I don't care.What do you want to do?Eat it or stuff it? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4090 I wasn't lying, it's a B.M.W., Back Mutated with Whale. 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
4091 Kelp me out and stop. I have to pee. " "One more whale pun and I'm flying Moby! 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4092 We need a more fuel-efficient whale tail. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4093 Flippers? Regardless...I need you to buckle up. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4094 I should've listened when he said to take a left. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4095 That's quite a fish tale! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4096 We need more plankton. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4097 Speed bumps seem to be getting bigger and bigger. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4098 My mother doesn't know how to 'Uber'.... 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4099 I still think we should've brought a Cap'n Crunch casserole. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4100 "WAIT 'TIL THE TAXIDERMIST SEES THIS"!!! 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4101 Oh, so you have to eat a ton of kale, not a one ton whale. Sorry John, I mean Joan. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4102 The nice thing about cartoons is you don't have to acknowledge smell. 1.1343 0.05976 67 62 1 4
4103 Well, sure, but you should have seen the one that got away. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4104 Your lack of enthusiasm for weekend trips is the whale in the car. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4105 Who you callin' blubberpuss? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4106 WE HAVE A SPARE ROOM 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4107 I don't get the feeling you're committed to our relationship. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4108 Actually, this isn't just an indirect way of saying you're fat. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4109 Well, the TV ad did say this car was a whale of a deal. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4110 I believed you when you said, "moving wildlife between lakes in Antarctica would be fun." 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
4111 You literally think my mother is as big as a whale, and smells like one, too? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4112 someone is tailgating us 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4113 I think we caught a taxidermist's retirement. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4114 I don't mind driving him to the casino,.... but I'm really tired of that 'I may be wrong, but I'm always right' joke! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4115 The whale of a tale begins. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4116 Farm to Table, Zoo to Table-- It's All the Same 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4117 Oh great... And we'd FINALLY addressed that elephant in the room. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4118 ...and you wouldn't be seen driving a U-haul in the neighborhood. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4119 That was your idea--buying a flashy Plankton. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4120 Whale song carpool karaoke--it's distinctively different. 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
4121 The salesman said to keep the engine 'whale-oiled'. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4122 I texted you to pick me up a shake... The phone autocorrect decided on whale. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4123 You have to admit....it was a 'whale of a deal' on the car. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4124 beaches love whales...right? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4125 It's a mammal, alright? A big, stinky MAMMAL. Get it right. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4126 I know you think I rely on GPS too much, but this sort of thing is a rare occurrence. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4127 We'll park in the shade and keep the windows down. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4128 I flunked English Lit. Why? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4129 Man, a tee-shirt from the aquarium would have been a nice souvenir to take home. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4130 It's getting exhausting taking him out every time he starts Jonesing for a Jonah. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4131 Its not my fault the whale is so loud. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4132 We had some whale of a time at that party, didn't we? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4133 I signed up for Fantasy Fishing. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4134 I thought the Caution–Whale Crossing sign was just a local joke." 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4135 No, there is no elephant in the room we have to talk about. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4136 I told you we should have gotten the eight-cylinder. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4137 "Well, I did promise you a whale of a good time.' 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4138 I was hoping you'd have a whale of a time. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4139 You won't baleen what happened on the way back from work. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4140 So you don't think I showed you a whale of a good time? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4141 it was just a little pond 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4142 Ironic, no? We've stopped fishtailing. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4143 I know he exaggerates but let's give him the benefit of the doubt. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4144 I know it's a lot to consider, but I think it is precisely because we care about the environment that we need the bigger engine. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4145 He always gets excited when we drive by the dog beach. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4146 I think I'm nose blind to the car's fishy smell. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4147 Pumpkin, we've already listened to The Little Mermaid soundtrack a thousand times. Can't you please pick something else? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4148 By now, you'd think the aquarium would have encountered a whale with two dads. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4149 I asked you to pick up Aileen, by the bay. 1.1324 0.05891 68 63 1 4
4150 Do you think your parents will believe us now when we said we had a whale of a time on our vacation? 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
4151 My seat IS all the way forward. Next time call "shotgun" faster. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4152 I had to stop, he was blocking the road. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4153 Please stop moaning. 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
4154 I'd really rather have bought the Porsche 911 Whale Tail. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4155 THIS IS MORE THAN SIMPLE LUCK, AND YOU KNOW IT! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4156 Well, we got him off the beach. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4157 That's not how I remember those pinpong ball-in-the-goldfish bowl games at the fair. 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
4158 You said you wanted a pet. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4159 So much beach traffic today. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4160 I know that we sometimes have to talk about 'the elephant in the room', but somehow this is just different. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4161 No need to call your father, I can assemble it myself. 1.1304 0.05428 69 63 3 3
4162 I just can't imagine a caption for this cartoon. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4163 The guys said join a carpool, it will be fun. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4164 I don't see what the big deal is. We used to do this all the time when I was a teenager in Reykjavík.. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4165 Whadda ya mean, free meals? We'll have to buy a new freezer. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4166 It'll be fine Sarah, he said he knew my great-grandfather, Ahab. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4167 If everybody did, but not everybody will. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4168 I promise you I'll have it ready for your bouillabaisse. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4169 Well, I'm sorry, too, but he looked too cramped at the aquarium. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4170 Takata airbags always smell like krill. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4171 I told you. I'm a method actor and I am playing Captain Ahab! 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
4172 Looks like dinner tonight is more 'surf' than 'turf'. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4173 Is that all you got, the fillet sandwich? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4174 "I got me a car, it's as big as a whale." Next stop, the Love Shack! 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4175 I'm making sushi tonight. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4176 I'm going to have to orcastrate a left turn soon. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4177 No one will believe this fish story 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4178 Bad on us, we should have brought the SUV. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4179 This was not the whale tail option I had in mind. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4180 You'd think SeaWorld would have learned their lesson by now. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4181 And you thought the elephant was bad. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4182 It is called fishing you know? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4183 Yeah? Well, you're the one who wanted me to teach a man to fish. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4184 I just don't care if it was a whale of a deal anymore. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4185 That was awesome seeing The Heart of the Sea in 3D, I could almost smell the ambergris 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4186 I get excellent mileage with whale oil, but yes, finding a filling station can sometimes be a problem. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4187 He made a request to ride sharing. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4188 Fine. I'll say it if it'll make you happy: 'You're right, Honey, we should've at least rented the hatchback'. There. OK? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4189 So why did you think I bought a convertible? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4190 What? I told you it was aquatically diverse carpool. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4191 We get better mileage with the elephant in the room. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4192 I got it on sale—it was a whale of a deal. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4193 Tell me again, why are we still saving this? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4194 He turns into a were-whale whenever they play Brittney Spears. 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
4195 I told you -- if you want the navigation system you have to get the humpback. It's part of the package. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4196 I'm sorry. I forgot the Aquarium was closed today! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4197 Whale what do you know, it fit. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4198 Going to adopt-a-pet at Sea World may not have been a great idea. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4199 I really don't see how you could have heard 'sale'. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4200 There is no way his father was a sardine! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4201 That’s one whale of an air freshener. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4202 Can you believe someone just dumped him on the side of the road? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4203 I just felt so bad for Charlie--never being chosen... . I just had to do something about it. 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
4204 What do you mean there's no return policy? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4205 did you just fart? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4206 Beginner's luck, do it again next Sunday, honey? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4207 Well, you said you wanted some Beluga! 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4208 Seriously, a transoceanic relocation program to save the whales? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4209 Sushi tonight? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4210 Why do you keep sniffing? Why is this car slowing down? Why did I ever marry you? 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
4211 Enough of your Kirk Douglas obsession! This is embarrassing. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4212 Woody Allen was right. The New York Aquarium is restricted. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4213 Oh, it's just another one of those annoying tailgators. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4214 This check-up for dental cleaning better not take longer than a week. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4215 When I said "let's have a whale of a time", this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4216 My wife says these new cars are my white whale. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4217 So do you want to 'fish story' me again? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4218 Are we sure about home birthing? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4219 Aww, c'mon. It was a mistype. Beluga caviar... Beluga in a car... Either way it was a whale of first date! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4220 Now, what were you saying about not picking up hitchhikers? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4221 I don't think this complies with state fish and game regulations. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4222 When we bought the car they assured us it was "Dolphin Safe" 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4223 I told the auto club to send the big tow truck. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4224 No. I said they are a lot worse than crabs. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4225 SeaWorld's clearance sale -- what a catch! 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4226 The next vacation hire someone to feed your pet fish. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4227 Evolution happens 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4228 Stick you head out the window and tell him we're not the world's biggest plankton. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4229 My mechanic's been in the oil business a long time. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4230 I am uneasy about transporting a whale across State lines. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4231 So, is my whale of a tail story boring you? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4232 got plankton? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4233 You were just complaining that we didn't have enough to fill that second freezer 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4234 You should have thought of that before. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4235 I just know the people at Sea World will find out that you snuck this out under your blouse. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4236 Let's use my uncle the adoption agent, she said. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4237 Even the tires are made of blubber. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4238 He's fine out of the water, but not so well on long trips. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4239 He said it was a whale of a deal...! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4240 Well, look on the bright side...We're taking home a whale of a tail. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4241 I hope you stocked up on krill capsules. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4242 After krill, a ride in the convertible is his next favorite thing. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4243 It's one thing to chase us, but what does he think he's gonna do if he actually catches us? 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
4244 Sperm BANK? I thought you said sperm TANK! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4245 And you thought we didn't need a back seat. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4246 I wish they'd do something about that pothole! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4247 I can't believe this traffic. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4248 Okay, just one more large marine mammal and then I'll stop for directions. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4249 I just shifted "I've just shifted from sport to the Eco mode." 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4250 It takes regular gas but gets spermeceti oil changes. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4251 I told you "Honk if you love krill" was a bad bumper sticker! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4252 I can't lose him; better turn off the Whale Love Songs CD. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4253 I repeat "it will be mounted on the family room wall " 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4254 It's a Moby Mobile 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4255 Why is it we get stuck with the least talented of "The New Yorker's" cartoonists? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4256 The guys will never believe this one! 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4257 Jonah's asleep in the back seat. Just heard him gurgle. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4258 I know. But he's white! 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4259 I'm telling you, the trademark attorney cleared "McSushi." 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4260 It did fit in the car, so maybe getting new a pet wasn’t such a bad idea. I still think we’re going to need a bigger bathtub though. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4261 I don't know about you dear, but I had a whale of a good time. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4262 We're heading on down to the Love Shack 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4263 You're worse than the Japanese when it comes to whaling. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4264 I told you 100 times, we shouldn't have named our son Jonah. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4265 You look as though there's a peoblem. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4266 Quick ... wake up ... and don't act like krill. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4267 So - what's your favorite car song? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4268 Yes, I'll let you out on the Pacific side of the road. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4269 Okay, you win! We'll give it to your mother. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4270 Yes, I understand we use more gasoline, but since I joined Green Peace, it's the only way I feel guilt free driving. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4271 Ok. Next time I'll ask for directions. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4272 Look, Mae, you do want the kids back, don't you? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4273 No, I'm not obsessed, I'm just saying Moby should have won that Grammy! 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4274 I swear this is the last time I uber pool. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4275 Well, the car salesman said it was a whale of a deal. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4276 Is this your idea of a whale of a time? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4277 You can't imagine the thrill of fighting a really big fish. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4278 Bob hated having a backseat diver. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4279 We have to hide him from captivity. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4280 Low on gas, out of food. Look for a Fill and Krill. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4281 What do you mean you don't want it? I don't want it! What am I going to do with a whale? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4282 I told you we should have opted for the pre-purchase inspection. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4283 Next time I'm not dealing your class pet. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4284 We should've looked at the materials list before we let him sign on for advanced placement marine biology. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4285 Broach, breach. I still don't want to talk about it. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4286 Yes I was thinking of you when I bought it. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4287 I'm not getting sushi with you anymore. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4288 Wait, what do you mean I'm 'overcompensating through my aquarium'? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4289 Does it rhyme with Schmoby Schmick? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4290 At least ours doesn't wail. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4291 This traffic is krilling me! 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4292 Okay, I think we need to address the whale in the car. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4293 I told you not to pick up hitchhikers so close to Sea World! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4294 Settle down, or you're going back in your car seat! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4295 They should have warned us about the "adult size" of this species. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4296 When I said your mother was a whale, I was just trying to be honest. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4297 I'm trying to incorporate more fish into my routine. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4298 They were here first. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4299 I believe it's your week to plan the menu! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4300 Have you considered the consequences of buying the one without a sun roof? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4301 I'm glad you've finally become a marine biologist, but do we have to take him on our vacation to Maine? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4302 Seriously, with the rain, that was quite a fishtail back there. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4303 Want to help me clean it ?? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4304 You're right, we should have rented the SUV. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4305 How much longer till we get there? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4306 Great mileage, but I'm not completely sold on the plankton-powered car just yet. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4307 I need to get the car in for that airbag recall 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4308 This is a Chevy "Plankton"? For real? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4309 Of course I still support 'Save The Whales,' I just don't have any money for a U-Haul. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4310 They all said you were a great catch. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4311 Did I tell you it weighs three tons? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4312 Stop complaining. I told you that I would clean it. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4313 It's just when you said you wanted to pick up Moby Dick from the store this isn't what I had in mind. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4314 Is this what it’s like to have a whale of a time? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4315 "Something smells fishy." Very funny. Ha ha ha. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4316 Yes, but buying at the big box store, we saved 25 cents a pound! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4317 So I had one too many shrimp cocktails--so sue me. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4318 Margaret, does something smell fishy to you? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4319 What about some songs of the deep to go with? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4320 Let me guess, don't tell mom? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4321 No, clean diesels just feel like that. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4322 Something is fishy here. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4323 And yet, he hates when I stick the vacuum's hose down his blowhole. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4324 This will turn our pool cleaning service up a notch. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4325 I told you I love the taste of fish 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
4326 Your whale dreams are so vivid. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4327 The one who smelt it dealt it. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4328 Does our policy cover whale damage? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4329 You should've went before we left the beach. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4330 No jokes about Job ; deal? 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
4331 Hey Ishmael, it's me, Moby. I'm back and ready to rumble. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4332 Did we have to get the hybrid 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4333 Does white wine go well with ambergris? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4334 It's time for me to speak up about the elephant in the room. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4335 Well, what I heard was: "Maybe we should just take a calf." 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4336 Don't worry, our Koi are going love him." 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4337 Are you telling me there was no room in the back seat for the kids? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4338 We Millennials need to do better than our Guppie parents. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4339 Why would you think I am up to something fishy ? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4340 It's great with all the trunk space but just because you can doesn't mean you should. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4341 What will we tell them in the ER? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4342 And it runs on blubber, the hottest new biofuel. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4343 You don;t seem happy about my catch! 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4344 How do you like the Whale Watching cruise so far? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4345 What did she think Uber pool meant? 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
4346 You have a problem?? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4347 I told you the 'clam-like' looks of the Prius would be perfect for catfish noodling. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4348 I told you we could fit a whale in my Fiat! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4349 I told you when we met that I'm the great-grandson of Captain Ahab. It's a family thing. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4350 Whale of an idea. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4351 This is why I didn't want to buy whale blubber. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4352 Is this the mobile version of "An elephant in the room"? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4353 I thought the guy meant a "Jesus fish". 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4354 Don't you worry one bit, I know how to lose this guy. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4355 Ellen, it's always your idea to pick up every hitchhiker we see! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4356 Too bad about the one that got away! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4357 Is that supposed to be a joke about my mother? Cause if it is, you went a long way for nothing. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4358 Really--I heard you say that we should take advantage of this 'Whale of a Sale'! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4359 I usually don't pick up hitchhikers, but he looked harmless. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4360 You're the one who always says, 'No hitchhikers!' What's different about this one? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4361 There's a whopper. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4362 The real dilemma here is that NOBODY will believe us unless we take a car selfie. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4363 Don't worry, this won't be like last time, honey. His blowhole is pointed out of the car. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4364 The one that got away didn't. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4365 I have a whale of a theory but you'll just think it's all washed up. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4366 Your car still isn't a Porsche. Even with the whale tail. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4367 It seemed so easy...fish twice a day for the next 80 years. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4368 He's hell on the mileage, but I do like what he brings to our carpool karaoke. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4369 And yet he enjoys other reggae artists. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4370 I thought the pier was longer than that. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4371 Sharknado is fiction, Bob, just fiction. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4372 He's a distant relative; I couldn't say "No." 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4373 I believe you are right. There is something different about this model's new car smell. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4374 Why the look? Didn't you say you were so hungry you could eat a truck-load of sushi? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4375 Why else would we rent a convertible? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4376 What? Don't you think I know a good deal when I see one. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4377 I told you we should have gotten the minivan. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4378 I think we may have left-overs! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4379 That's what you get for buying the krill scented air fresheners. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4380 I can't wait to try out our new shark repellent. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4381 We can do a GoFundMe to feed him. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4382 Moby Lyft Uber is the latest in ride sharing. You want a fish sandwich? 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
4383 Actually, he prefers to be called Squishmael. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4384 There's something fishy about this trip 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4385 His blowhole was just so cute. I had to adopt him. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4386 You know, Jackie, this Moby Dick audio book really brings the whale to life! 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
4387 He landed on me at the beach last week, haven't been able to shake him since. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4388 I'm sorry about the flipping and flopping...it was meant to be a romantic dinner. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4389 I guess the krill-scented freshener worked too well. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4390 I told you it was a "really big one." 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4391 I know the car in the movie was a 4-door. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4392 SO...we give some to your parents!!!!!!!!! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4393 Honey, you wouldn't believe what's following us. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4394 I know you told me not to offer a lift. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4395 We're returning it. The salesman said no larger than ten inches. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4396 Don't you just hate whalegaters? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4397 I thought you told me this car had passed inspection. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4398 Can you imagine how this will spice up our marriage? A blue whale penis can get up to 10 feet long? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4399 When you asked me to "hop in your Crystler, its as big as a whale," I thought you were just being cute. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4400 Well, someone has to help those Orcas now that they're out of work. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4401 Something tells me that the GPS hasn't been updated for awhile. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4402 He died as he lived. Trying -in vain - to win The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4403 I did NOT hit that float! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4404 Honey! Didn't you read the sign at the beach? NO POACHING ALLOWED! 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4405 It's your turn to gut and clean the catch. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4406 Thanks for noticing my new haircut 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4407 How do you always make everything about you? I'm just following Trump's lead. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4408 Well don't tell anybody you want it for sperm. 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
4409 I think we are being watched 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4410 We're gonna need a bigger parking space. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4411 We'll drop them off at your mothers and then go out for dinner. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4412 Baleen shmayleen. It's gaining on us. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4413 So, what's the big deal about this white whale? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4414 Did you remember to feed the fish before we left? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4415 All the way to Nantucket, for God's sake? That's three more hours with that wretched keening! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4416 I think Japan's car industry is trying too hard after the fuel scandal. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4417 You have to admit, it was a whale of a catch 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4418 Never drive a convertible through a tropical rainstorm. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4419 Did you hear a blowhole? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4420 Proof that online dating is fishy. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4421 Trust me, it's all stuff that matters! 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
4422 My car. My playlist. End of discussion. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4423 It's going to be a whale of a story if we get pulled over. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4424 Honey, did you remember to feed the fish? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4425 It was supposed to be a fun trip, why is everyone so blue today? 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
4426 Are you sure we have a fish tank large enough? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4427 No, its "elephant in the room" - sigh - you marine biologists are so littoral [ed. intended spelling] 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4428 You know, on Porsches, whale tails are a desirable option. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4429 He begged me to take him to his pod reunion. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4430 You were supposed to face it towards the rear. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4431 Sushi or lamb for dinner...you choose. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4432 Stop acting like a fish out of water. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4433 Let's stop for sushi. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4434 One more word and it's back to the island for you 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4435 This is really going to be a "Whale of a Tale"! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4436 Now he wants squid? Well, that does it. We have to tell your mother that we're done babysitting for Ahab. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4437 No, a convertible would not have helped in this situation. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4438 I didn't ask for one of those 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4439 Nobody likes a back-seat diver. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4440 Don't think great white, think great millage 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4441 Moby's going to college. We're empty-nesters. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4442 Yes, Mildred, I had a whale of a time... 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4443 I'm fine with you picking up the odd down-on-their-luck hitchhiker but I have to draw the line at fish hiking. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4444 It was 'Catch and Release.' Yea, I forgot the 'Release' part. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4445 I feel like there is a sea between us. Whale you tell me what is wrong? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4446 I need to get my hearing checked. I keep hearing cousin Jonah. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4447 How did I know he could cross the road? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4448 We should get one of those rear view mirror pine trees. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4449 I told you Mexico wouldn't take him. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4450 Is this your bad dream, or mine? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4451 Do you take everything so literal? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4452 OK, I admit it. We're lost! Should I ask "him" for directions? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4453 It will never fit in the freezer 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4454 If you don't like the way I'm driving well you can just stay at the beach. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4455 Where's Krill? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4456 So it landed on the car when I started talking whale. Why do you say that's a fluke? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4457 Whale? What do you have to say for yourself? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4458 You wouldn't need to bring proof every time if you would only stop crying wolf and telling tall tales, John! 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4459 Honey, I think maybe this was a bad idea. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4460 Getting hungry? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4461 Are you sure that you want to start your own cosmetics line? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4462 I don't care how rare he is, he is riding my tail! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4463 I don't smell anything. What? You think I did it? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4464 Yes, honey, I'm pretty sure that was the Natural History Museum's gift shop 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4465 You and your cut-rate humanitarian projects. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4466 My father used to drive one of these fin tailed cars, too. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4467 Now where to? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4468 In the past you were happy just bringing home a few shells from the beach. That's what I get for agreeing to buy a bigger house. You and your decorating ideas! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4469 It's amazing how this new augmented reality even comes with the smell of krill. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4470 Come on, at least at market rate, we broke even with the charter. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4471 Yeah, this is one of the downsides of Uber Pool. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4472 Shall we flip for who takes off work for two weeks to clean the fish? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4473 Well, your the one that requested the humpback! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4474 I let the big one get away. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4475 I thought that sign said Deer Crossing! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4476 Remind me next time we get the car washed to NOT ask for Krill scented freshener. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4477 Did I miss the boat ramp? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4478 Consumer Reports mentioned the lack of space in the back seat but I don't really agree. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4479 You know honey, we really oughta think about downsizing our souvenir selection next time. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4480 'You know it's a long way back to Iowa.' 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4481 It's not a fish! Look at the fluke, its flat and he's breathing air right now! 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4482 I did not give him HGH fish food. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4483 Jonah, can you get out and see what that noise is back there. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4484 Flossing seems unwise. We need something ... Curiously Strong. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4485 Ever since I married you, things have been very fishy. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4486 When you told me we're going to help to save the whales I thought we'd just wright (wright whale) them a check. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4487 I'was "adoption free" at the pet store. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4488 I wish you could imagine just how uncomfortable I feel around your friends. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4489 Door prize for first ten patrons at Aquarium World this weekend!!! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4490 isn't this the one from that other caption contest? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4491 Convertibles and fishing; not a good combination 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4492 He's already started and we're still 2300 miles from the ocean. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4493 Did you ever get to finish reading Moby Dick? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4494 See? There were no 'harmful' effects of pouring nuclear waste into that lake. Sure it made the commute worse, but tourism has skyrocketed! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4495 What do mean, endangered species list? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4496 The guy at Carvel claims I said, "To feed 400"! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4497 Stan is the worst backseat diver. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
4498 Look at it this way - we'll always have a whale of a tale. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4499 No more cock and bull about the one that got away. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4500 Did you get the auto rental insurance? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4501 at least we don't have to cross any international borders. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4502 I think Ishamel'd better call US. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
4503 It's not as if we'reigniring the elephant in the room 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4504 It's called 'one-click' purchasing, if you've heard of that. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4505 I thought the whale was supposed to turn this into a good time. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
4506 Maybe the story wasn't so big. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4507 I told you" Mr. know it all "that it would be too big for our garden pond 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4508 Honey, is that you singing or is it coming from the car? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4509 Can we stop to swim again? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4510 Admit it you two. This has been quite the adventure. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4511 What do you mean, "too literal" ? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4512 So, Porsche's 911 "whale tail" spoiler has nothing on this baby; go big or go home, right? 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
4513 Why do you always insist on picking up hitchhikers? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4514 I'm waiting to back up until she opens her mouth. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4515 I suppose it's time for a bigger freezer. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4516 The kids have been asking for a pet. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4517 How about pizza? Chinese? Just not seafood, please? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4518 Did you remember to bring your juke box money for the Love Shack? 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
4519 No one will know I didn't harpoon it. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4520 Where are we? I cannot find any pokemons 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4521 I knew your phishing would catch up to you eventually 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4522 But honey! That's what fishing's all about! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4523 The working title is "Final Flop". 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
4524 Yeah, I really liked the coupe, but I felt for me the four-door would just be more practical. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4525 Now Who Da Man, Meslissa? 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
4526 The ales! The ales! Not 'the whales'! 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4527 It's for scientific research, Bob 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4528 Ever since you got that job at Sea World, the car has had a fish smell. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4529 " I told you we should have brought the station wagon". 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4530 We sure had a good time, didn't we? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4531 JOSH, so when you dropped out of school and said you were helping save endangered species it didn't mean you could bring them home like a suitcase!!! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4532 Nothing exciting ever happens to us. It's just the same old, same old. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4533 He needs to hide. People are watching him. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4534 We like to road trip from Alaska to Hawaii every winter. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4535 I love a yard sale as much as you and no you can't put them in the pool tonight! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4536 Every time we visit your parents, I feel like a fish out of water! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4537 I told you we shouldn't have gotten the sub-compact. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4538 I could have sworn you said "bring some filets home for dinner." 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4539 Think we have enough krill for the weekend? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4540 Looks like we are being whale tailed. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4541 Still kvetching about non-vegan and non-Kosher? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4542 Hey, there are plenty more fish in the sea. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4543 It sure beats a tee shirt from "Black Dog." 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4544 I told you I'd planned a whale of a good time. How could anyone possibly have been clearer? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4545 You didn't say a whale was the deal. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4546 Whatcha gonna do with all that blubber inside yo trunk? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4547 You'll change your tune when you see it mounted on our living room wall. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4548 We're only doing sixty clicks...oh...sorry...that's the whale. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4549 You should have driven the one that got away. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4550 I'm not paranoid, someone is on our tail. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4551 I know. I know. Appearing in all these New Yorker Cartoons IS giving him a big head. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4552 I meant whale. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4553 I think we have a flat tire 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4554 So...I guess this means we should buy Tommy a drumset for Christmas this year? I told him we would if it didn't take up so much space. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4555 Everyone hitchhikes around here. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4556 The advert said a mammoth trunk; I don't think so. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4557 Maybe we should have stopped after the baby buffalo. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4558 Well I don't know about you, but I had a whale of a time. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4559 Next year, no trading in the goldfish prizes at the carnival 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4560 Like I said, koi ponds are so 20th century. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4561 I don't I'm going to continue driving for uberPOOL. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4562 Don't look back, hon, we are moving onward! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4563 Go ahead, say it. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4564 Oh yeah? Well who said she wanted to have a whale of a time? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4565 Last time you said the fish I caught 'wasn't even big enough to see!' 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4566 My rearview mirrors show odd images 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4567 I'm really pulling some tail. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4568 I know your father flushed your goldfish down the toilet when you were four but is this your opportune moment? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4569 If we want to continue with your new hobby, we will need to buy a car with a rear facing camera. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4570 He insisted on going to Captain Ahab's retirement party. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4571 The girls will have to take the bus home. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4572 Oh yeah? Well, your mama's so fat.... 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4573 I'm tired of the beach - how about the mountains? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4574 Ever have the feeling you're driving around in Steven Spielberg's nightmare? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4575 What? You said a refuge? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4576 "This is really a whale of a whale story". 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4577 I told you, Sea World is back!" 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4578 Talk about a tale that’s actually the tail of a whale. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4579 And I thought we left tailgaters behind in the city. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4580 Catch Of The Day 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4581 I'm glad we met that old man by the seashore selling the catch of the day. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4582 My fault? This wasn't a marine sanctuary last week. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4583 Damnit, I'm never doing UberPOOL again. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4584 I thought if SeaWorld could do it, why not me? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4585 I'm all for green energy. But the whale powered technology just isn't there yet. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4586 Look, if we drive all over town looking for krill for a recipe, you're got to expect this sort of thing. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4587 You're the one who wanted to vacation in Nantucket. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4588 I'm a little concerned about my tire pressure. Would you mind walking? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4589 Ok, so I hit the curb when I back into the space sometimes. But did you hear a kind of a gutteral moan? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4590 I don't care if you do think it may be an overweight mermaid; it's still fat-shaming! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4591 Whale; what did you expect? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4592 You didn't have to pick UberPool. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4593 Not the "humpback" I was looking. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4594 Did the dealership say anything about off-shore seating? 1.1094 0.05508 64 60 1 3
4595 But believe it or not, goldfish are now endangered. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4596 He has a 5-star app rating. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4597 Isn't it about time we splurge and rent the SUV? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4598 His story about Jonah is a driveway moment. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4599 How did the whale from the Cartoon Caption Contest of August 8th & 15th get into the back seat of our car? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4600 I told you that I was fishing! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4601 Four years at college, and this is the best you could do? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4602 You sure you don't need a tag, Ishmael. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4603 What, the Uber location should have been a tip-off for me? You've got to be kidding! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4604 There's no need to call me 'Ahab' just because I love fishing. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4605 So you cheaped out on the navigation device and got a fish finder instead? Seriously? 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4606 A whale of a time, you say? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4607 If you were in such a hurry, we should have taken the Stingray! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4608 I don't know if I'd go back to the whole sale sushi place…. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4609 Had a whale of a time during my presentation today.... 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4610 You know, Jonah, that's hard to swallow. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4611 Apparently his mobile package includes unlimited whale calls. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4612 Let's discuss the elephant in the living room. 1.1094 0.05508 64 60 1 3
4613 Jonah, I think we're being followed. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4614 Does this mean you're baleen on me? 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4615 Whale, whale, whale.. What do we have here? This guy behind us is trying to get all up in my krill! 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4616 Ugh, I think I'm carsick. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4617 Did Elon Musk ever make his submarine car a reality? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4618 Believe me, the Rabbi warned my parents not to name me Jonah. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4619 Just because I look like the guy from 'American Pickers,' doesn't mean we needed this whale! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4620 You're the one who forgot the Altoids. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4621 I think we've been followed since we passed through Omaha. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4622 I know, I know it's gotten smelly, but wait till the guys see the biggest blimp fish ever caught in these waters. 1.1094 0.05508 64 60 1 3
4623 I say we've been slimed.......big time. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4624 No, we can’t sing ‘100 bottles of baleen’ again... 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4625 Is this why you've been acting so fishy? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4626 This is one whale of a story, dear! 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4627 It's only temporary. He'll regain his strength in pool, then we'll put him back. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4628 And you wanted to get a mini-van. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4629 Please don't rate me too low. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4630 So I said ‘Call me Ishmael’. Honestly I didn’t know he was a drunk genie. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4631 If it makes you feel any better, call me Ashmael. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4632 Your fish story keeps getting bigger and bigger. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4633 I know you told me driving for Uber was a bad idea, but you don't have to be so smug about it! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4634 You know I like driving in the fish lane. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4635 Here's a riddle: What sits in the rear of a car and belongs to a large mammal? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4636 So who's the father? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4637 Is this still not enough? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4638 I told you we shouldn't have used Apple Maps. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4639 I told you we should have ordered the SUV 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4640 We must have eaten too much at the beach, the car feels heavier. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4641 Poly, I only wanted a 'save the whales' bumper sticker 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4642 What?! The baleen filter the emissions. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4643 So now he's watching us. Is that such a big deal? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4644 Do you think the Pet Store has enough krill? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4645 It's been swhale. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4646 If I told you once,I told you twice,don't throw your line in the deep part.Damn it! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4647 Honey, do you think this will get through customs? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4648 Whales are mammals, not fish. As I've explained. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4649 We'll stop at the taxidermist on the way home. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4650 Call it what you want Harry. Tailgate, whale-gate; I'm sick of politics! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4651 'Blackfish'? I've never heard of it. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4652 You know that hump-back bridge we just went over... 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4653 The vet said we need to take him on more walks. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4654 What! We are going his way! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4655 Well I don't know...I thought it was a whale of a night! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4656 Ok, ok, you love narwhals. Honest mistake. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4657 Now are you glad we got an SUV? 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4658 Just think what a whale of a tale we can tell ! 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4659 I sure hope our son Jonah has a good time 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4660 I didn't know your mom is a whale. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4661 Listen for the Siren song 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4662 I just wonder if Lisa is outgrowing stuff animals. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4663 So, do you finally get it, why I wanted roof-rails included? 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4664 What's wrong with her wanting a playdate with Jonah? 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4665 Told him there was no leg room. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4666 It's designed to reduce lift. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4667 I'd say we had a whale of day. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4668 It's better than getting another goldfish 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4669 Seat belt? Are you nuts? 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4670 so what are we having for dinner tonight? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4671 Maybe you shouldn't have chosen uberPOOL. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4672 We should have read the fine print in the Airbnb contract. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4673 No more complaints about 'a lonely goldfish'! 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4674 Jonah, can't we just trade this thing in on a Winnabego? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4675 Yea I said it, I don't like whales! I don't care who's listening! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4676 I didn't say it was a "heck" of a story. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4677 You sure about taking the little guy on vacation out of school? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4678 Did you see anything about a whale crossing? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4679 Well that's Japanese engineering for ya. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4680 And you're positive you asked for a sunroof? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4681 When I suggested it, I didn't know the Fresh Air Fund had expanded its mission. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4682 The boat got away. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4683 I'm pretty sure your phone gave us the wrong directions. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4684 My first customer contacted me using uberPool 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4685 Needs to dive? Wonder what trouble he's got himself into. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4686 Shhh. I think it's following us. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4687 You know that saying about the elephant in the room... 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4688 Are we disqualified from the contest because we are in the cartoon? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4689 What's wrong with Moby? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4690 Are you as tired of these Snarknado sequels as I am? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4691 I'm tired of the surf and turf. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4692 Did you remember to post it on all our social media? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4693 Back in the '80s we used to have those every Friday. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4694 Hey Benjamin, that animal was used in an earlier Caption Contest! Tsk, tsk! 1.1094 0.05508 64 60 1 3
4695 You're the one who said 'try some krill'. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4696 next time we dine at an all you can eat buffet,don't ask for a doggy bag 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4697 I think we had to make the left before the aquarium. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4698 Well, since you got blubber instead of flubber, at least put a red flag on the tail! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4699 We should have bought a Hummer. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4700 I don't get what this "problem" is you're talking about. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4701 It's hard to believe this Hybrid is really reducing our carbon footprint. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4702 I think it said you can run your car on blubber, not the whole whale. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4703 I thought you liked to whale on my driving! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4704 I told you we should have gotten the full-sized SUV!!! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4705 It was on sale at SeaWorld. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4706 I had in mind a smaller memento from our summer vacation. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4707 I should've listened to you about not fording that stream. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4708 I suppose you don't dig fins on a mini. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4709 Maybe if we bought a large freezer... 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4710 Let's stop off and get some krill. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4711 Backseat diver. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4712 My fortune cookie said, "You will have a whale of a trip." 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4713 Were you playing "Hitch Hiker's Guide" again? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4714 It's my alternative to talk radio... 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4715 I can't believe this legroom! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4716 Will it fit in the refrigerator? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4717 You know we've got a whale on our tail, don't you...and really, you're NOT allowed to say that's a whale of a tale! 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4718 Not a fish; Is So; Is Not; Is So; Is............ 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4719 Right, I have told the company that this new carpool feature was somewhat misleading. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4720 If you get all up in his krill he becomes a bit of a backseat diver. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4721 Officially, an Uber trainee. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4722 Once again she makes us take her beach party leftovers. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4723 You're right. I've got to do something. I'll buy a convertible next week. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4724 It's a backwards take on the the book of Jonah. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4725 I'm thinking steak for dinner... 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4726 How was I supposed to know he'd be scared of the the fishing boats! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4727 Perhaps a humpback whale was the wrong choice. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4728 Stop blubbering. We'll have a whale of a time 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4729 When I offered to be the designated driver, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4730 It's sad that someone hit it--let's hope it was a stray. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4731 Don't test me, Moby. One more word out of you and I will turn this car around and go right back to Sea World. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4732 Not getting the sedan might be the stupidest thing I've ever done. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4733 Looks fishy to me. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4734 Smells fishy to me! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4735 We should stop picking up hitchhikers... 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4736 I wonder how long sashimi stays fresh! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4737 We have a whale of a problem and its not going away on its own. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4738 Not everyone loves Marineland. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4739 What? I told you I'm an ÜberCetacean driver. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4740 Now let me show you how to operate the front wipers. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4741 Boy, that was one whale of a fender bender. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4742 I think we're beached. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4743 The mileage isn't great but it rates off the charts on its rear end collision safety scores 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4744 Look at that punim. I couldn't push him back in. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4745 You clearly said it was the right whale! 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4746 This isn't the type of Carpooling I had in mind. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4747 Well our son Jonah said he wanted a pet. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4748 I heard "a whale OF a prize"! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4749 Well, we had a real whale of a time! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4750 How was I supposed to know you didn't want fish for dinner> 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4751 I really like the new car smell of the Barricuda. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4752 You could at least admit that at 29 I'm over Ahab's dilemma. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4753 This happens when you don't talk about the elephant. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4754 When I heard there was going to be a garage sale at Sea World I knew we had to get there early. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4755 Fish AGAIN tonight. I wanted to get Chinese takeout. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4756 Don't you think this is a bit much, just to prove the caviar was locally sourced? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4757 If you think I was tailgating - check this guy out. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4758 It isn't easy being locovores. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4759 Then perhaps you should douche more often. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4760 We've got a whale on our tail 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4761 Next time let's buy the full size SUV 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4762 I don't care how much funding you got. 'Uber-for-the-sea' is still a terrible idea. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4763 Shall we stop by the Jones's on our way home? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4764 Honey, what time does the krill store close? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4765 You said we'd experience marine encounters. I wasn't anticipating this! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4766 I do not like your idea of a shopping for natural, organic food for dinner at the source. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4767 I think we're gonna need a bigger car. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4768 It's the major reason I bought the car. If you wanna save the whales, you need a giant trunk. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4769 But honey, you said we could get a new pet. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4770 Hey, you were the one who wanted fish tonight. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4771 Wake up honey.........I think i'm in your dream! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4772 Now that we've managed to discuss the elephant in the room... 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4773 Anybody in the mood for seafood? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4774 Sorry for the delay honey, I came straight back from the wharf. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4775 What we need is a humpback car 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4776 I know I know. We need to go south. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4777 It's going to cost a fortune to stuff that thing. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4778 maybe we should have left it in the water. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4779 I don't think this is a car wash 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4780 In the future, please don't pack for both of us. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4781 Damn whalegater. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4782 I sick and tired of you feeling like a third whale. 1.1094 0.05508 64 60 1 3
4783 Sing along if you wish, dear. I'll split the plankton. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4784 Honey, I promise I keep him in our pool for just a few weeks. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4785 I am exhausted! What a vacation and to think I have to wait another year to have this much fun again. Life is wonderful. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4786 Darn, another whale-gater! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4787 Since neither one of us is willing to broach the elephant in the room, I thought this might work. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4788 Well, I had a whale of a time. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4789 The 'sharing economy' is becoming a fishy business. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4790 Why can't I say it was a joint effort? After all I did buy the bait. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4791 Herman missed the school bus. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4792 So, we can get a freezer! 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4793 I told you not to call me Ishmael. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4794 But I have always wanted a white elephant. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4795 Sorry, I mentioned fish in my dating profile. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4796 I've had it with your back seat driving. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4797 Are you sure your aquarium is big enough? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4798 Move over Ahabass! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4799 Hey, at least we don't have to fool with a car seat. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4800 How could it smell fishy? 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4801 I'm thinkin' of baleen out of this krilling traffic. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4802 Don't look now but I think we are being followed. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4803 I think he escaped from Sea World. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4804 Brian found out the hard way that Ambien and fish tacos should not be taken in the same evening. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4805 This isn't what I meant by having a whale of a time at the shore. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4806 You had to bring a third wheel! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4807 I told you I didn't want to go to the beach! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4808 But, honey, you said I keep whatever I caught! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4809 I know it's a bit extreme, but what's the other option? Stale caviar? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4810 First time in a Mercedes-Baleen? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4811 There ought to be a law against whalegating. 1.1094 0.05508 64 60 1 3
4812 I thought it said SALE! 1.1094 0.05508 64 60 1 3
4813 When are we going to talk about the elephant in the room that's under the whale? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4814 i heard it was a wishing whale 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4815 Yea, Roger, that's how the term "fish tail" originated. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4816 So exactly how far behind are we on our premiums to the Neptune Society? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4817 We're going to need a bigger coupe. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4818 Don’t worry, no one knows there’s a baby whale in the trunk. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4819 I'll take the car in tomorrow to get customized seat belts, and I'll pick up a red flag for his tail. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4820 I thought I signed an agreement to deliver the WHOLE shipment. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4821 Uber needs a revision. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4822 What's the matter . . . feeling sea sick? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4823 I mean it. I've run out of gastropod. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4824 Whale of a time 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4825 M'am, I work for Unter 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4826 I just happy that it stopped fishtailing. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4827 You're bored?" "I had a whale of a time!" 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4828 The whale fishing was ok, it's the lobster watching that I found a bit boring. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4829 Does it look like my brake lights are out? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4830 Is anybody gonna address the whale in the car? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4831 Still, it was rude of them to decline our dinner gift 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4832 ….but honey, we are HOV3; Jonah is riding in the fish. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4833 F-L-U-K-E 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4834 I'm stuffed; Maybe we shouldn't have ordered all-you-can-eat sushi take-out? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4835 I wanted our hump back for the ride. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4836 I knew this would happen, but you insisted on the sedan! 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4837 I think that our after-market rear view mirror might be acting up. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4838 Boy, that's one big 18 wheeler on our tail. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4839 The top speed is not great but it has a lot of torque. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4840 I suppose we aught to invest in a bigger fish tank 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4841 You said you wanted fish for supper! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4842 Well, I did promise you a whale of a time, didn't I? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4843 It's been a whale of a vacation! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4844 He could be dangerous. What if he squashed some guy on an island? We'd never know! 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4845 We fail to have a tale to explain the whale. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4846 You're the one who called for an Uber Pool 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4847 OK, you're right. We shouldn't have named the boat "Jonah." 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4848 What did you think would happen when you send in that Adopt-A-Whale card? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4849 I told you we should have kept that rendering pot 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4850 Let the cat try his goldfish trick this guy. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4851 What the Aquarium don't know won't hurt it. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4852 It's smarter than sandbags. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4853 If he sings that damned eeee-ooo-eee-uhhh song one more time, we're dropping him at the bus station. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4854 License and registration please. 1.1077 0.05426 65 61 1 3
4855 Is this the only drive-in showing "Free Willy?" 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4856 Don't look at me! You got PETA Go! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4857 Honey, it's not a fish story. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4858 Remember the BK Whaler? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4859 If this is your right whale, is there a wrong whale? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4860 Not this time, Alice! I am taking my "tall fish tale" with me this time! 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
4861 So my expectations for epic roominess in the Pequod Edition were unfounded. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4862 You don't care, but I needed serious "ballast" for the fishing trip story. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
4863 Well, he had a five-krill user rating on blUberPOOL... 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
4864 So, what's the purpose of the porpoise ? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4865 I hear you, but Jill Stein still has no chance. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4866 Whale, you want me to go back or not? 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
4867 It was easier than donating. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4868 Next time let's just Go Green, okay? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4869 Yes, I'm sure it was too warm in the ocean. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4870 That's pretty steep for me, any chance you'd take a fin?" 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
4871 That's a whale of a tailgater. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4872 We may have a problem. They only allow cars with fish on the trunk in the tunnel on Tuesdays and Thursdays. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4873 I'm not "fat shaming," I'm just saying little more exercise might not be the worst idea. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
4874 ... and by carpool lane I mean the ocean. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4875 You said you wanted a hypoallergenic breed. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4876 You did one whale of a great packing job! 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
4877 Was your idea to take Shamu with us on vacation 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4878 Are you game? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4879 Car deodorant wasn't on the shopping list. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4880 So, you liked your bat mitzvah? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4881 Did you remember to pack its toothbrush? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4882 He won’t stink after three days. He’s a mammal. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4883 Well, I had a whale of a good time. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4884 We're definitely going to Cabo this winter. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
4885 You know you missed your exit again............ 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4886 That's a whale of a story you got there. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
4887 Vineyards Vines had a whale of a sale ! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4888 Don't look at me like that. According to their commercials, if they are willing to pay claims for stag pool parties, they should pay for whale watching cruising. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4889 THE FIRST THING WE HAVE TO DO IS INLARGE THE KOI POND. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4890 We go BIG or we don't go at all. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4891 Icelandic Air will allow us two for free. It's how to get them through customs in Boston that I'm worried about. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4892 Let me beach vacation guess. The rotting whale smell...drumroll...has put you NOT in the mood, again. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4893 Sure you like to eat many schools, Junior, but you'll see, college will be different. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4894 You know, I think I should pull over and check on the bicycles. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4895 I did say we should get a hybrid, but this is awesome- no carbon footprint. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4896 Well, yeah, I just kept driving. Did YOU want to get caught running over an endangered species? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4897 He's much too heavy to hang but will make a great coffee table 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4898 It's all the little things that will save the planet, like using krill-based bio-fuel. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4899 Sometimes metaphor has to take a backseat to the literal, because sometimes the whale actually does bite your leg off. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4900 Relax, there's no law against drinking and diving. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4901 No honey, that doesn't make you look fat. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4902 Honey, I'm beginning to think that this whalefare state has gotten out of hand. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4903 I did stop while you were sleeping, but, no, not for fish and chips. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4904 It's a mammal, so we won't need an aerator. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4905 Did you have tuna for lunch? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4906 I want to support your sushi delivery business, but my Uber customers have been complaining about the lingering odor..... 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4907 These new compacts are bigger than you think in the back. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4908 There just seems something fishy about this. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4909 C'mon, honey - what kind of time did we have? 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4910 No, he can't just put a lid on it. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4911 What? IKEA called it the next big thing in bathroom decor. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4912 Im sorry I was trying to impress you but you never told you were a vedgetarion 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4913 You think Greenpeace will notice? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4914 I could have sworn I signed us up for just s half share of the CSA. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4915 Okay, we'll do hamburgers instead. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4916 This beats Swedish Fish 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4917 It's okay. They only eat plankton. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4918 Humpback, Killer... Whatever...to me he's just another damned whale-gater... 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4919 So while you were dozing, we managed to lose our tent trailer and gain a pet whale. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4920 Last time I do Drive-a-Whale. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4921 I told you taking your mother to the beach was a bad idea 1.0968 0.05495 62 59 0 3
4922 Can't you just call me a "dick"? 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4923 If the Natural History Museum have already got one, they can always dish it up in their restaurant. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4924 These new wheels were a whale of a deal! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4925 I thought you spoke whale... 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4926 So, how long have you been using uberPOOL? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4927 Not whatever! You distinctly said could we pick up a friend's lost Grandpa from Sea World, not grampus!!! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4928 Uh-oh. I may not have enough money to pay the toll. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4929 Next time let's not car pool to Sea World. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4930 You stink! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4931 . . _________________________________ 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4932 Ok, I'm a blubber mouth, Big Deal! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4933 Next time speak up, I've been looking for a hatchback. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4934 How do I know he's not a sperm whale? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4935 Didn't I promise you a whale of a time? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4936 He needs a forever home. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4937 I hope you don't think Sea World security won't notice! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4938 Is that Enya playing, or a Celtic ballad of whale mating calls? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4939 I just don't understand why you need to have lox and bagels every Sunday. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4940 It's past time we talk about the elephant in the room. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4941 I told you that bowl was too small! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4942 I never should have let you drive. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4943 A whale of a tale! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4944 We are just doing our part. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4945 Joey is bound to get an A in biology after having practiced on this for the frog dissection. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4946 You do realize surge pricing will apply, right 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4947 We'll be eating fish for a year. 1.0968 0.05495 62 59 0 3
4948 You said you wanted fresh fish for dinner...I take it your not impressed I caught it so you can cook it? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4949 We had a whale of a good time, didn't we!? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4950 But he loves 'Free Willy' 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4951 I told you we'd have a whale of a time, I just didn't tell you I had invited him. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4952 I know you think I always dismiss your ideas but I'm worried about finding a sustainable source of zooplankton. But I'm sure it will be fine. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4953 A funny thing happened on the way to Ninevah... 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4954 Don't worry, there will be plenty of fish at the next dive bar. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4955 It was a whale of a trade... 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4956 Do you have an address for "away from the goddamn Japanese..." 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4957 When the said "as is" this isn't what I had in mind. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4958 I know we're saving money on this cut-rate, whale watching cruise, but..... 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4959 So you know, the surge rate is 200 tons. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4960 Now people will know how he saw Ahab in his blind spot. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4961 So, we finally caught Moby Dick. Now what? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4962 We need to take him through a car wash. Traffic was heavy tonight. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4963 Will you wake up flipper? It's his turn to drive. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4964 I told you I would find a way to bring him home...... 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4965 I know it's small, but the mother wouldn't fit in the trunk. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4966 I could have ordered the surf and turf. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4967 I'm glad we got that elephant out of the room. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4968 This is your fault for telling him a fish instead of a puppy. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4969 Well, Ollie... 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4970 I say have him mounted, knock out the dining room wall and hang him in the living room. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4971 Want me to scoot up? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4972 We can make some real money if he is canned with the label "Moby's Dick." 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4973 I thought we BOTH agreed on an Eco-drive car 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4974 At least you don't have to go outside to walk him- just get in the tank to play 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4975 This sperm whale in the car is a real elephant in the room. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4976 That's the last whale we bring home. Your obsession borders on pet hoarding. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4977 What's up with all the whale-themed contests? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4978 The dealer said it'll reduce our carbon footprint. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4979 It's a spoiler; a spoiler. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4980 OMG...It's deja whale! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4981 No, I'm not an A-hab--- you're not going to drive until you evolve legs. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4982 Always whaling the wrong lyrics from the backseat...sigh. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4983 Why did you promise her krill again? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4984 Well, hon, remember how we sometimes just laugh and say, 'Life's a Beach'? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4985 Well, I thought YOU had the directions to the Loveshack! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4986 And for dessert may I suggest sherbet? 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4987 He wouldn't filet it. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4988 If you don't put your seatbelt on it's just gonna keep beeping. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4989 Eight hundred pound gorilla! Ha! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4990 I always feel paranoid when I'm being whale-gated. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4991 From my days on the Rainbow Warrior -- It's a resilient case of cetacean imprinting... 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4992 My car runs on premium oil. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4993 You know, I hope, Dear, that this is our limit for the year. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4994 I didn't pick the Krevlins as the type to leave their harpoon loaded. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4995 On the plus side, climate change has been a boon to the Roadkill Cafe. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4996 Our special today is the five dollar foot long. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4997 The ocean's new drive-through now features super-sized options. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4998 OK - Next time we won't rent a convertible 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4999 What Tale are we going to tell this time? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5000 This is going to make a whale of a story! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5001 It's just not the same as a Safari. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
5002 When the road is slick, it's easy to fishtail. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5003 Do you think that when Sally said she was so hungry she could eat a whale this is what she meant? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5004 You give me five stars, I'll take the plug out of your blowhole. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5005 There's a whale in the car....but I'm not going to panic. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5006 You're really reeling in Moby Dick with this one! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5007 Now aren't you glad we drive a convertible? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5008 Well, I hope your Snapstory was worth it. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5009 "Dan, I think it's time you stop telling everyone your hybrid is 'great for the environment'". 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5010 I can still smell the smokers who rented it before us. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5011 Point taken, but I'll need to run it through my filter. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5012 All right. So I should have just posted a photo on Facebook. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5013 ...actually I'd say it was a trip of a whale 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5014 'For the hundredth time, YES!, it will be your turn to ride shotgun the next time we stop!" 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5015 Addressing the elephant in the room doesn't solve everything, you know. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5016 You were the one who wanted a Prius. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5017 Best baby shower gift ever! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5018 I'm thinking you over exaggerated your familiariity with car pools. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5019 Hey, thanks for keeping at least one eye open! All the mirrors are currently dysfunctional.... 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5020 well that was a whale of a time, wasn't it? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5021 He waited too long for an oil change. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5022 What? I watched a documentary. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
5023 Now I know the source of "blubbering". 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
5024 You say you met this guy on an island? 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
5025 I hope you brought the directions to Nineveh 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5026 Showoff! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5027 I wish he’d warn me about speed cameras before, not after, I pass them. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5028 What do you mean, did I remember to order the krill? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5029 Enough room for _what_? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5030 It turns out these new hybrid vehicles don't save much gas in the city. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
5031 I know freshman year can be hard, but we don't want Jeremy ditching because he thinks his old room is waiting. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
5032 We should have listened to Michelle Obama. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5033 But VICE said whaling was the next big craze! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5034 I told you the chinese buffet was a bad idea for your mom. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5035 We're scavenger hunt KINGS! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5036 Could you scooch down back there? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5037 A fish tail tale (sounds fishy) 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5038 WHO'S TURN IS IT TO FILET THIS TIME? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5039 do you hear a giant sucking sound from the rear tire? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5040 That will teach me to drive my Japanese car around here. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5041 Maybe Plancton wasn't such a great name for a car after all 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5042 Thanks for helping me break out of my shell. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5043 Online I thought it was 4-5" not 40-50' 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5044 From what I can tell it sounds a little fishy to me. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5045 You just can't screen Jaws at a beach picnic! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5046 I didn't realize what you meant by a whale of a good time. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5047 I'm sorry, but Fluffy has terrible separation anxiety. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5048 I don't know why you wanted to give him a ride, after what he did to Ahab. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5049 It's the latest in crossover technology 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5050 But, it is line caught! 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
5051 Great addition to our aquarium. Good thing it breathes air. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5052 Why do you get passive aggressive about every little thing 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5053 We met on a small island 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5054 I clearly ignored the Catfish warning signs. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5055 Friends don't let friends drive & whale. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5056 You said we'd have a what of a time? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5057 Now you'll never again say I don't acknowledge the elephant in the room. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
5058 How many fish fillets do you figure we can get with $23.00? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5059 Christopher, krill the attitude. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5060 These audiobooks have come along way, Ish! I'm getting a real Cap'n Ahab vibe here. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5061 No fair, I called shotgun! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5062 Well, as far as I'm concerned, I thought it was a whale of a vacation. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5063 Gotta make a stop and get a bigger tank. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5064 I feel a Snickers' ad coming on. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5065 I chose the whole whale option. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5066 I know it's strange, but whale get used to this. 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
5067 This wasn't mentioned in the description of the Driver's Ed. course. 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
5068 I thought you liked fish. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5069 Hey, I was serious about the bumper sticker! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5070 I'm really sorry for saying that, honey. I didn't think your mother would take it so personally. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5071 Siri doesn't know what she's talking about. We need to take the next exit. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5072 I think this road trip is going whale. 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
5073 Then we'll get the ceiling raised, OK? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5074 We can always say we thought he was just bumming a ride. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5075 What? They love whales in Vegas. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5076 I told you the car dealerships in Hartford had better incentives but you didn't believe me. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5077 Don't call me Flukey. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5078 Fine, Honey, next time we rent a car, I'll remember to deselect the 'whale-included' option. 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
5079 Did you shower this morning? 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
5080 I really think your "all-natural" thing has gotten out of hand - a sleep machine that played whalesong was good enough for the boomers. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5081 One bite at a time. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5082 No protest songs—it’s just a vaccination. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5083 We would never have been in this position if you have upgraded to a high efficiency flush toilet like I told you to. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5084 I'd hoped you'd thank me for getting the rear-view video camera option. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5085 Something smells fishy. Very Funny. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5086 You wanted me to CLEAN the car? I thought you wanted BALEEN in the car! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5087 I told you we should have bought the Hummer. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5088 Apparently they've already started monitoring our breeding habits. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5089 I figured it as the environmentally friendly way to clean up the pond. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5090 It's not just any whale. It's a baleen whale. 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
5091 But you said high tail out of the restaurant. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5092 Trust me. You're going to have a whale of a good time. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5093 Told you. Standing water. No problem 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5094 Oh, so THIS is uberPOOL. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5095 We all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5096 So, what do you want to do tonight, Doris? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5097 Do you think we have an especially large carbon footprint? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5098 She really is a heavy date. 1.0952 0.05409 63 60 0 3
5099 Can you text them that we'll be late? This may be a whale. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5100 That was a whale of a vacation. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5101 I have no idea how it got back there. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5102 Down at the aquarium they have the hybrid plug-in we need. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5103 I thought you said you lost weight. The car feels like a beached whale! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5104 This is a whale of a ride 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5105 Think the boss will be pleased that we are bringing in a whale? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5106 Sorry, the Krill disagreed with me... 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5107 Did you remember to pack the swimming pool? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5108 I told you we needed to use the Humvee to bring Baby Pookie to her forever home! 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
5109 Don't look at me like that; it was a whale of a deal. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5110 Honey, did you forget to take the krill out of the trunk? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5111 I didn't look closely. The app is actually Whuber. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5112 It's the new UberPOOL pricing model. 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
5113 Well, we DO have a tail. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5114 Greenpeace will call him the one that got away. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5115 Mobius Dicus 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5116 You couldn't save Harambe, and you won't save Shamu 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5117 ...well then Ahab should've camped out in front of the Apple Store like everyone else. 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
5118 Quit whaling on my driving. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5119 Stop looking at me that way.... You got in this car for a free ride to McDonalds and on the way I'm freeing Willy no matter what! *Grumbles* Including how many times you cross your eyes at me. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5120 Whales are mammals. Mammals comes from the Latin for Mammary. Mammary gave rise to the word Mama, or Momma in English. That's why butterflies are free. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5121 Those dolphins at Sea world were amazingly clever. 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
5122 Oh please this is not Moby Dick, and you were not swallowed 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5123 Next time we're getting an orca. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5124 Have you found her a new Loch yet? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5125 Because the tuna took the trailer. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5126 We're paying it back for Jonah. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5127 You agree that a day at the beach would be good for all three of us. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5128 Yes, but it's better than moving into college. 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
5129 It only wants to eat us alive, so maybe we should kill ourselves. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5130 I thought you love whale watching!" "It's just not the same without the boat. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5131 Don't you think the words "certifiably insane" might be just a little harsh? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5132 What a waste, putting us in another whale cartoon 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5133 The skies are getting cloudy...how about you? 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
5134 Could you please stop singing along to the radio? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5135 I know it would be cute, but with that tail sticking out the window, I don't think we really need a sign that says "Baleen on Board." 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5136 LET'S NAME HIM SCUFFY 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5137 It's true! Uber cars are WAY cleaner than those bloody cabs! 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
5138 I thought we put a tiger in our tank? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5139 It is a whale of a tale your telling. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5140 This is my white whale. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5141 Wakey-wakey! PETA checkpoint ahead. (i) they hitched a ride; (ii) we found 'em; (iii) didn't know they were there. Which one? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5142 What do you mean it won't fly? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5143 These pretzels are making me thirsty! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5144 No ma'am... I can't guarantee the same weight loss as Jared. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5145 Maybe we should have gotten an SUV 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5146 Sir, the EPA is wrong. Things can live in the Gowanus. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5147 I know the mileage is terrible, but man, is it roomy! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5148 We promised to bring Jonah a souvenir from our vacation! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5149 A car wash will do that stinking sack of blubber a world of good! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5150 Sham-WOW Carl, I said we needed a sham-WOW! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5151 We are running out of room in our carpe pool. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5152 Don't you think the new car smell is so overrated...... 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5153 Good Naugahyde is getting harder to find. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5154 All right, I promise! This is the last time I pick up a hitchhiker. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5155 Nothing beats fresh caviar. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5156 So Mr. Geppetto, now what do we do? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5157 He has a talent for the krill futures market that has done very well for us this year. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5158 How do you get to Wales in this car? 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
5159 Hey, remember. It was you who wanted to pick up beached hitchhikers. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5160 Can you drive little faster we are being whalegated! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5161 "What? Now you don't think a ride in exchange for a 'whale of a tale' was a good deal"? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5162 I shot a moose once. I was driving Upstate New York, and I shot a moose... 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
5163 I warned little Jonah- now I have to follow through! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5164 I thought I knew how to back the boat into the water. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5165 Okay, next time we'll go the the pet store and get some goldfish. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5166 We'll need a bigger barbecue pit. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5167 Triple A? I'm a Triple Sei member! 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5168 Who knew Sirius had "The Whale Song Channel"? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5169 Some people honk for Jesus...I save the whales. You look at me as if being a literalist is a bad thing! 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5170 Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering bargain-hunter, 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5171 Well, you liked 'Top Gun' and I liked 'Free Willy' - so what? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5172 Sorry! I wasn't really listening when you said not to forget the I Pod. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5173 This was one whale of a weekend we had. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5174 If this was a self-driving car, we'd actually be having a whale of a time... 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5175 Okay Isaac Walton, now what? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5176 Well I thought we had a whale of a time 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5177 I'm sorry, it's just not that easy to score plankton around here. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5178 We can off load this bad boy in Thompsons' garage while they're summering in P.E.I. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5179 Whale OF a back seat not IN it. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5180 Fine, I should have asked for directions. Now, do you speak whale or not? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5181 To the Brooklyn Zoo. They've got an indoor exhibit. Right by the Giraffe. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5182 It's actually not that much smaller than what he got at Sea World. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5183 You're the one who wanted to adopt an animal from the pound! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5184 I've always wanted to become a marine biologist... 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5185 Do you ever get the weird sensation you're being followed? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5186 The Doctor said I have to have my spleen removed. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5187 What's up with the ' New Yorker Caption Contest'..too many fishy tales ! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5188 Whales are really making headway in the ride-share industry. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5189 He's still unintelligible at any speed. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5190 I guess we should have tried this on the test drive. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5191 "I think that guy is whaling me". 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5192 This isn't what I thought you meant by "Aquatic Vacation". 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5193 He's been krilling it at open mic night. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5194 Sea World's had to make budget cuts. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5195 Your mother's sister? She seemed perfectly normal to me. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5196 Where do you think we can find a No-Killer Whale Shelter? 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
5197 Your turn to throw her some krill. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5198 Rear view mirrors are such a drag. Who needs them anyway? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5199 What else do we need to get for our son's 'A whale of a Time and a Whale of a Tale" show and tell day at school? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5200 Think how much money we'll save at the gas pump. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5201 No point in moping. I cleaned them last time. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5202 I think I was right that we should have bought an SUV. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5203 When I agreed to the Koi pond, you told me even the jumbo size only grew to 36 inches! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5204 It's a humpback not a blue whale you idiot. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5205 Is their something in my teeth? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5206 No marinade necessary. It's from Proxima b's first batch. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5207 My Porsche had a lighter whaletail. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5208 Don't you find it odd that, after spending as much as we did on all the bells and whistles, our salesman said we got a whale of a deal? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5209 At least one of us had a whale of a good time. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5210 CPTN-AHAB wouldn't be my first choice for a personalized license plate 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5211 It uses the latest in biofuel technology. The exhaust is 100% plankton. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5212 Drive straight past Starbucks and then tack to the left. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5213 Look at the show-off behind us in his low-emission vehicle. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5214 He's ready for a new communications stategist. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5215 Let's make America whale again! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5216 Largest mammals in the world, yes. Largest tippers? meh 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5217 The accident was a fluke. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5218 I'm as green as the next guy, but seat covers made from krill is just a bad idea! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5219 Whale, that didn't go like I expected. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5220 No, the law does clearly state that the "only mammal" we can "shoot from a moving vehicle" is a "whale." 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5221 I'm kind of wondering what Ebay will say about this. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5222 Fine. You were right. I should have just stopped and asked for directions. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5223 Even so, I still stick to the "no hitchhiker" policy. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5224 What? Never heard of a whale tail? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5225 Baleen" does not make this car any closer to "Saleen. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5226 It's just not what I pictured when I heard you say 'Majorca vacation'... 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
5227 " What am I going to tell the wife, she thinks I'm working overtime". 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5228 Can we agree the whale's a bear? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5229 Did you bring that pine-scented car air freshener? The green cardboard tree? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5230 What say we have dinner in Jaffa rather than Ninevah? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5231 Not only will we 'eat out' on this story for a month, we'll eat in on it for a year! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5232 That was one whale of a night! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5233 This guy's gonna fish-tail right into us! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5234 I had a dream last night that I was hugging a tree. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5235 This is not the service I expected from uberPOOL. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5236 You were the one who swore he'd be OK in our fish tank "for just a little while"... 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5237 It really was a whale of a deal, Jonah! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5238 Your brother has put on a few pounds. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5239 Well... looks like Costco doesn't sell krill either. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5240 I told you we should have gotten the convertible. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5241 Hello,I'm Tom. I'll be your Uber driver today. What is your destination ? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5242 Ahab! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5243 Food for thought? Or just plain food? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5244 Is it time to change the whale oil? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5245 I told you I was buying this car because it had a goodsize trunk. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5246 Well, we're in for a whale of tale. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5247 Sorry. I thought you said you wanted three wishes. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5248 The kid's student loans shouldn't affect us at all. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5249 go ahead honey, but I think this is going to be a whale of lie, your still going 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5250 We're trying to help our national parks. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5251 Whale of a deal, and I can drive to Hawaii! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5252 Keep an eye out for the Rainbow Warrior! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5253 Your father is not going to believe that we went fishing. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5254 Yes, this is a "road whale", and I'll block traffic as well. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5255 I don't care about legroom. But I'd like a bit more headroom. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5256 Let's just both settle for a compromise, we'll be vegetarians.... 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5257 I'm sure this seems awkward, but that's why I love UBER so much! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5258 It may be boring to you, but I think it's a whale of a tale! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5259 The water's supposed to be cold 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5260 OK, you don't like deer, you don't like bears, you don't like wolves. So what DO you like? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5261 I thought you said SeaWorld wasn't dangerous. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5262 The GPS says we're in Brooklyn. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5263 "Say what's this about the Elephant in the car"? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5264 Well, that was a whale of a good time! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5265 Do you mind me being a backseat diver? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5266 I can hardly wait to tell the guys at the office what a whale of a good time we had! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5267 His fins were bigger than the other fry at Stray Fish Rescue. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5268 Is this not the type of hybrid car you had in mind? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5269 Plus, it's not a humpback Gail! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5270 I thought they were extinct! Now, what the heck are we going to do with it? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5271 Don't you think most people wonder too much? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5272 It's pretty slow to start up. Are you sure it's only done 100 nautical miles? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5273 I know Spencer promised us a whale-of-a-time, but isn't this a little fishy? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5274 I dreamed that Moby was short for mobile. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5275 I've a whale of a tale to tell you lad… 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5276 Whale you did it again. 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
5277 I feel a little horny, keratinous substance, too. Is it just me, or is it the baleen? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5278 I know their sushi leaves a lot to be desired but rest assured we'll have a whale of a time 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5279 Are you dreaming about our fishing trip or just counting sheep? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5280 I had a whale of a time. Did you? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5281 "HONEY A GREAT DEAL , NO PAYMENTS UNTIL JANUARY , FOUR YEARS OF BLUBBER , AND TWENTY SIX OIL CHANGES FREE ! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5282 No more blubbering or I'll turn this car around! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5283 I told you this rental car resembled a krill. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5284 I told you "The Whale" seemed an odd name for a sports car. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5285 This is why I never ask for a doggie bag at a sushi restaurant 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5286 I told you we should have rented the SUV. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5287 For the last time, I made sure the reservation was for a full-size...so blame their stupid app instead. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5288 Think our wives will buy the 'whale watching' excuse? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5289 Someday, that one that got away tale, is gonna catch up to you. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5290 I picked him up from a cartoon two weeks ago. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5291 He seems eager enough. Get him started on hedge funds. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5292 It's impossible to find a parking spot at this time of day. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5293 No, we are NOT almost there yet. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5294 Wow we got a whale of a deal! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5295 I did NOT say 'Arrrrrrg!' 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5296 When we get home I'm going to google "blubber recipes." 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5297 His latest purchase is really krilling the relationship. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5298 Honey, I told you this was a whale of a car. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5299 Don't worry. It's a whale of a deal. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5300 The gas guzzler that is following us has a blow hole and a tail 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5301 I didn't say I minded that you bought an amphibious vehicle, but how will we get it in the garage? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5302 So, what will it be, your house or mine? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5303 Because you weren't having a "whale of a time" before. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5304 Did you hear someone say "Nineveh"? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5305 But, honey, did you ask him if he wanted saltwater? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5306 Maybe now you're stopping calling me, Mr. Fishtales. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5307 Whale talk about it when we get home. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5308 I'd like to introduce you to my sperm.....whale that is. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5309 There's easier ways to transport krill, Janine. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5310 I can't just leave him out here. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5311 They gave me a whale of a deal on the car. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5312 Fine. Have it your way. You head a baleen whale. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5313 I'm so bored. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5314 I trust you haven't heard this *fish story* before. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5315 That damn hatchback whale is right on my ass. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5316 Will you please stop asking me to call you Ahab! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5317 My name is Jonah and I approve this message. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5318 You said you wanted a new kind of perfume. I'm working on it. OK? I had to start somewhere. 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
5319 Never thought blubber would be a viable alternative energy source. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5320 Next time younpick the vacation. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5321 Wherever he wants to go, we'll go! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5322 Can we stop by the pet store for some treats? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5323 I never thought this Moby Dick immersion trip would include a grand prize..... 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5324 I guess I'm just not amazed by stow-and-go seating at this point. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5325 You know there's nothing I hate more than eavesdropping. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5326 I told you the car had a funny smell, sort of like krill. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5327 You and Wanda were going to get divorced anyway, everybody knows it. Old Moby here will just help to expedite that process. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5328 What will our friends say if they know we rescued him on a city beach? We can get to the Hamptons in an hour. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5329 They say it's good for the seats. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5330 Don't feel blue, I think we are in for a change 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
5331 Have I got a whale of a story for you! 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
5332 You know,I'm starting to agree we didn't need a backseat driver. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5333 Which family did you say you wanted to visit? 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
5334 We should name him Jonah. 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
5335 Did you pass gas? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5336 "Are we having fish for dinner?" I think we should invite several neighbors. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5337 Honey, please forgive me: I couldn't resist the sushi special at the warehouse store. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5338 Talk, or swim with the fishes. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5339 He says: Does something smell fishy in here? She says: Whales are mammals you idiot! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5340 Could you hand me the AquaCar warranty, please? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5341 You have to admit,we have had a whale of a good time! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5342 See, my agent came up with 'Shamu'...which, you gotta admit, sounds a lot catchier than Walter Mittlinger! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5343 You said we needed something to spice things up... 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5344 I told you to print out the directions. 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
5345 I told you not to name him Krill. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5346 What's the matter ? I thought we agreed on an all you can eat fish dinner for tonight ? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5347 It's for research! Just like the other 825 I took last year. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5348 Well, his thumb-up sure looked smaller from afar. 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
5349 Okay, okay, okay. I'll take a shower when we get home. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5350 Guess you don't mind my Pokemon riding with us 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5351 But Uncle Ahab will probably remember us in his will! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5352 Stop blubbering about things in the past. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5353 and furthermore, I don't think it's suffering from Kramer Golf-ball Syndrome. 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
5354 Our honeymoon was fantastic. I had a... "Don't." Whale of a time "I want a divorce." 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5355 Moby Dick IS ubiquitous! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5356 If you think I went to all this trouble for seafood casserole, think again. . 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5357 This little car's got a whale of a torque, don't you think? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5358 It's a whale of a hybrid, don't you think? 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
5359 I don't think that's what they meant by "catch 'em all" 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5360 I sense that you are questioning the benefit of our new whale tail spoiler. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5361 You had to confront the elephant in the room... 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5362 They say this thing drives itself. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5363 How could you sleep through a drive-in of Whalenado? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5364 The GPS said to turn left here. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5365 So we're agreed on the Songs of the Whale Pandora Station, then? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5366 I suggest we dine in this evening. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5367 We'll look in the next town for a krill tenders place, OK? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5368 What, you're always after me about looking for bargains; well this's a "Whale of a Deal!" 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5369 Well I did put down we worked near the beach. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5370 Is it true what they say? You know, "Mightiest cock, land or sea"? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5371 You and that damned surf board! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5372 Did you feed the cat ? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5373 Marvin, what do you make of all this? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5374 The why do you think they call me "The Big Tuna?" 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5375 Blue? Flippers? Vito? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5376 I sense a whale of a tail coming on 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5377 Bored by shopping for dinner? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5378 But we are going to you mother's house. We just need to stop at the Azores first. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5379 I think he should have used the pool-share app 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5380 And you thought we d have a whale of a time at Sea World 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5381 I told you not to stop by the fish sandwich booth at the Trump Rally! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5382 Why are we always so broke? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5383 For great service in Vegas, be a whale or bring one! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5384 Your Craigslist ad said, "Saleen". 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
5385 Energy-efficient pool filters are the wave of the future 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5386 After the re-enactment of The Book of Jonah, I wonder where Pastor Steve’s new biblical literalism will take us next. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5387 Do you really think putting that in our swimming pool will get us an exemption from water rationing? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5388 I won't need to tell it----they'll smell it! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5389 All Right, Have It Your Way--You Heard A Whale Shark Bark. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5390 Big fish, small car. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5391 Didn't I tell you, "We're gonna need a bigger car?" 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5392 Hey, honey, I panicked! Besides, Moby here is perfect: a hide-in-plain site body bag, and an ideal vessel for ocean disposal. 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
5393 Even Trump would like this one, Ahab. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5394 We should have bought an SUV 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5395 Good news-we got an upgrade! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5396 Moby said that it was a "helluva a deal; so there!" 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5397 Must we continue to ignore the elephant whale on the boom? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5398 If you use an Uber Pool to go to the airport, better give yourself plenty of time. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5399 I guess he took the name "uberPOOL" literally. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5400 Whale, whadda we do now? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5401 I told you we'd get rid of the elephant in the room! Of course, I didn't know we'd be coming back with a whale in the car. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5402 We are just like other couples looking for a route alternative while real life sharks keep us in distraction over water. 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
5403 I just don't want to get a bad review. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5404 Whale, whale, whale...I told you so! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5405 OK, so you tell me why your ex would send us a big box of plankton. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5406 Don't talk. He's trained his parakeet to listen for our calls. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5407 You're the one who would only fish sustainable. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5408 Agreed, there is an issue with this whale oil hybrid. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5409 If we don't take the freeway, Cetus Paribus, we'll be late. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5410 The car is too heavy to move, looks like one of us has to walk home... 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
5411 Are we having a whale of a good time yet? 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
5412 The Iron Chefs will know how to cook it. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5413 Whalenato, and still they deny climate change 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5414 It's a hatchhumpback, not a stretch llamasine, Suzanne. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5415 There's something fishy going on here; I could've sworn this car had better mileage. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5416 How do we tell the kids we caught this? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5417 Honestly, the dealer said it was a VW Thing! 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5418 You'll have a whale of a time, they said. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5419 Not again, surf and turf for dinner 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5420 I think this heist has gone too far. 1.0806 0.04768 62 59 1 2
5421 You're the one who yelled, "I'm a dermatologist." 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5422 That was a whale of a weekend. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5423 Krill, lots and lots of krill. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5424 There's a food locker in Hensonville—just one hour away. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5425 Another (italicized) water break? 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5426 What? Thought you wanted to ride in a car with fins? Now you've got a whale of a story to boot... 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5427 I think we are lucky. Some people have an 800-pound gorilla, we have an 800-pound whale. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5428 Well they did promise it would be a whale of a deal... 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5429 Looks like we picked up another whalegater, hon. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5430 I'm sorry your mother died but you knew we have a small car and you could have told me that she was a hump back whale. 1.0806 0.04768 62 59 1 2
5431 It's a tail of a whale. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5432 Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5433 Listen, Shanahan—it could be worse. I could've landed on top of you on your tiny desert island again. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5434 So Jonah, what do you think of the 2017 model? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5435 Remember, we drove over the wedding cake last year. 1.0806 0.04768 62 59 1 2
5436 So...where ya going? 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5437 God ... I hate tailgaters. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5438 He's trying to evolve faster than I expected. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5439 I thought you said there was plenty of leg room 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5440 Even whales do it... 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5441 'Ahab' isn't a funny name. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5442 I'd like it sauteed whole in a little butter. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5443 Head or tail? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5444 We'll have a whale of a time on this road trip! 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5445 You just had to open your big mouth. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5446 Hole foods. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
5447 Instead we should call it, 'Save the Whales But Not My Gas Mileage.' 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5448 I'm thinking that this and a little gnashing my teeth will sway her 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5449 I just wanted a pate de foie gras not a hunk of blubber 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5450 I swear, Sally...whales CARnivorous, who knew? 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5451 The fins are bio-degradable. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5452 He thought he was getting a literal uber pool. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5453 I still think our Aye-aye is good enough for winning in the "Most Unconventional Pet" Contest 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5454 There's something fishy going on 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5455 I told you we would have a whale of a time! 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5456 All blubber all the time. How much weight do we lose? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5457 We could have just taken a meme 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5458 Oh! You wanted a "whale" of a good time, I misunderstood! 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5459 In the unlikely event of a rear end collision... 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5460 Hazel, It does smell a little fishy in here! 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5461 You wanted a whale of a time, you got it. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5462 Seriously, they swallow automobiles whole and_ 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5463 Dear, I think you've been putting on a little weight. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5464 We're gonna need a bigger minivan. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5465 Is there too much interference or can you hear the ocean? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5466 I know there's plenty of ocean, but what do you expect me to do? He refuses to accept global warming. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5467 He forgot to get his beach pass this year. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5468 Have you seen Whale Rider? 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5469 In a few weeks, our beanbag chair won't smell any worse than anyone else's. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5470 So you want to be an Uber driver who picks up scuba divers? I don't think this was your best idea, hun. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5471 Our bumper says nothing about transportation and delivery. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5472 When you suggested carpooling I thought you had also back shifted. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5473 This car is a whale of a deal! 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5474 No, I don't think it's fair that you buy all the krill and leave us to split gas. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5475 You have to admit, it was a whale of a good time. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5476 *returning from Seaworld* Man: Hun, Your passive aggression is getting too much. Woman: Whale, You're Krilling me. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5477 Believe that guy? 'Sorry, we don't have to-go boxes, na na na na.' 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5478 Call you Ishma -- what?! 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5479 Oh boy! The polar bears in the zoo--are they gonna be happy! 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5480 You said you wanted to have a "Whale of a good time" 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5481 The stock market is extremely volatile right now. I heard on the news that one should stock up on items with heavy value. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5482 I'm telling you, these new self-diving cars are the next big thing. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5483 Yes, I know it's not good for the suspension. You don't need to whale about it... 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5484 I get to carpool and get great mileage from the blubber. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5485 It would have been quicker if we went by boat. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5486 You think he may be missing the pool? 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5487 One click means turn left, two clicks means go right. Three means stop at the nearest starbucks. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5488 Buy a new car will have a whale of a time. What's the cost to feed this beast? 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5489 This baby seats seven comfortably, and no, what smell? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5490 Whale is a deep subject! 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5491 We need a car with rear wheel drive. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5492 What can I say, a two at ten is ten at two. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5493 You know our pool is not big enough? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5494 Don't worry, nursing sharks are vegetarian. Aren't they? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5495 "That's a whale of a tale". 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5496 Really? You made me leave my extra shoes at home so we wouldn't exceed the weight limit for carry on, and you brought this? 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5497 Good thing we're not on a desert island. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5498 It looks like the GPS may have directed us to the wrong road again. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5499 It's time to admit that this relationship is drowning. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5500 Can't wait to cook at the fish inside her. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5501 Do you understand now why I wanted to ask for directions at the gas station? 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5502 I disagree. I still think this is one whale of a car. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5503 This tale of two cities seems more like two tails of one city." 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5504 I'm doing my bit for the oceans, honey. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5505 The ad said Chevy Citation. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5506 Tartar sauce or Bar-B-Que sauce... 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5507 Sorry - he promised he wouldn't be a big backseat driver. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5508 Krill for bait? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5509 What? Chicks dig the whale tail, right? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5510 These whales are made for turnin'. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5511 Do you mean to tell me you've never heard of Muktuk? 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5512 Whale-Week comes after Sharknado--don't you know that? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5513 Hey, it was just one wrong turn. Let's name him Garmin. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5514 Don't look at me like that ,your the one who said we'd have a whale of a time. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5515 I think there's one of those new self-driving cars behind us. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5516 Harambe was my friend and they shot him. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5517 Darling, I told you the Natural History Museum's gift shop was excellent. It will go great in the bathroom. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5518 It wasn't a total bore, I'd say that your mother at least had herself one whale of a time. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5519 I don't know why you're mad, I didn't disturb the Piping Plovers. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5520 Can we please change the station! 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5521 Kansas? 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5522 That was one whale of a tale 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5523 They don't call me Moby for nothing. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5524 It's the greenest car they had 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5525 Could you move your seat forward a bit? Her fins are cramped in the back." "I told you to bring the dog instead! 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5526 I'm uneasy. My father always told me never to pick up hitchhiking whales. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5527 After this, back to weight watchers. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5528 It was exhausting but we had a whale of a time. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5529 Hey, it's better than an elephant 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5530 I swear. I thought you pre-ordered in ounces, not pounds. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5531 I admit it's not your driving that sucks 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5532 Well, fish tacos sounded good until now. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5533 Oh dang, I left my pole back at the beach. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5534 whales need a safe space too! 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5535 We can't go to a drive through because he's a vegetarian. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5536 Yes, I know the distinction better 'improbable' and 'impossible'. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5537 She always clams up when he tells a whale of a story! 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5538 Enough singing "there's a whale of a tale" 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5539 You said you wanted to make your own cosmetics! 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5540 My mother tried it with a Chincoteague pony back in the 60s. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5541 Why would you bring Mitt Romney into this? We agreed on Trump months ago. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5542 You were right, there are a lot uphills before we get home, unfortunately. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5543 Okay, Ben, fine -- cows on your side. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5544 Do you think our GPS has Nineveh? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5545 What it lacks in fuel economy it makes up for in style. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5546 I told ya it was a bad idea, we are under sur-whale-nce 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5547 I really like this new model. It's a whale of a car. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5548 I'll say we're New Orcas. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5549 We found your girlfriends ex-husband in your office. Where should we put him? 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5550 No, no, I understand the joke. A whale in an Uber Pool is good. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5551 You said that these driverless cars were "almost perfect" 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5552 I'm thinking that all your Facebook friends must like grilled blubber. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5553 Both riders and drivers can't stand UberPOOL. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5554 You're riding on Uber. He's riding on Unter. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5555 Why did we invite Brenda? She is such a third wheel. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5556 So, how would you rid us of the seal behind our headboard? 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5557 Did you enjoy our anniversary, darling?” “Uh, I had a whale of a time. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5558 I'm sure this is going to be a whale of a tale. . . . 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5559 surf or turf? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5560 What's flubber? I thought your dream car ran on blubber? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5561 I've heard of a "whale tail" but this is ridiculous! 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5562 Well, this model didn't come with a whale tail! 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5563 That's a whale of a story you just told me. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5564 This car was a whale of a sale. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5565 Do you really think we'll be able to get across the border using our son Wally's passport, even though he no longer looks like the photo? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5566 Yeah, keep talkin,' and yours will be in the rear, too! 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5567 So, for your book presentation "Little Women" never occurred to you. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5568 Someday, I going to be rich and buy you anything you want. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5569 I do not know what I did to deserve this . 1.0678 0.04752 59 57 0 2
5570 NO, ITS MY COUSIN WHO WAS CAPTAIN AHAB. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5571 Gotta say-it's been a whale of a day. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5572 I think the only reason he likes Skrillex is because he has "krill" in his name. Oh well, just a few more hours until the beach... 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5573 What's the Car diff? Wales! 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5574 Dragon? You have been dreaming again! 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5575 Reminds me of our college days and the Moby [Trigger Warning} Dick crusade. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5576 I think you took, 'whale tail' a bit too literally this time, Phil. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5577 'Do you like it?' 'Stop it. Get some help.' 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5578 I'm getting that sinking feeling. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5579 Did you know that Frankenstein is actuall- I want a divorce 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5580 Well, shit, I thought you said "blue whale," not "our son Blewail." I guess we should dump this thing in the sewer and pick him up from Pre-K. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5581 Well, I´m glad the enviros lobbied for the new carpool lane. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5582 I never liked the name Jonah. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5583 I wonder if Geico can save us 15% or more on whale swallowing insurance 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5584 Did you know that 15 minutes can save you 15% or more on car insurance? 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5585 Think of all the bridge and tunnel tolls we'll save with this amphibious car. 1.0678 0.04752 59 57 0 2
5586 ballin. er I mean baleen 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5587 Eight thousand pounds of krill a day or you get a puppy. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5588 Lets see what your know all father says about this catch then ! 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5589 I told you to go before we left. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5590 I know you are a renowned cetologist, but do you have to bring your work home with you? 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5591 Sperm whales don't have baleen. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5592 I thought it was just the mortgage. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5593 Do we have to compete with the Addams' pet collection? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5594 Yep, you're dying. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5595 Why are you giving me that fishy look? It's a legal catch. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5596 Actually, I think the only time Merlot goes well with fish is when you're eating whale! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5597 He wasn't always this big. Supercharger stations all have fast food joints at them. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5598 Just checking your ADHD diagnosis. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5599 Don't tell me you baleen out. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5600 at least we have dinner for tonight... 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5601 I told you. The doctor said my sperm count is fine. It's not a white whale. We can have a baby. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5602 Actually I think he's okay with your kind of migrant. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5603 "One that got away." Heh heh. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5604 The app said to expect krill 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5605 Wake up and tell me again why you think there's still a market for baleen, whatever that is, and what we'll do with this smelly rental. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5606 Don't blame me, you were the one who said you were hankering seafood. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5607 He's really a nice guy once you get to know him. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5608 Next time you make a gaff at the party, spell it right. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5609 Fish breath is no reason to buy an SUV. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5610 Illustration: Whale on top of person and palm tree on island. Caption: And that's when Stanley decided to leave his pet whale home next time he got shipwrecked during an island cruise. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5611 See Dick play Moby on the radio. See Jane fall asleep. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5612 I thought there were no backseat drivers in Wales. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5613 I find it easier to ignore the elephant in the room. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5614 I'm sorry I can't commit. I feel like someone's whaling on me. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5615 So what if it's ten cents for the bag. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5616 I've got the bait, Jonah. So why the reluctance to go fishing? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5617 They said we'd have a whale of a time. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5618 I thought you said the baby would fit. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5619 I call it "Method Captioning" 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5620 Guy on the right: so how much do I owe you? Girl on the left: says in a manly voice. 100 sweet thang. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5621 Oh well; they said it would be a whale of a sale 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5622 Strange, he didn't answer my question about the engine horse power. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5623 It must have been your mother who told you that you had great directional instincts. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5624 you can't tell me this wasn't a whale of a vacation! 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5625 Yeah, I told ya. I'm havin' a whale of a time... 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5626 His account was suspended by Uber! 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5627 Like elephants in the room, lets not talk about whales in the car either. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5628 Come on Mario! You said you wanted more adventure in our lives. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5629 It would have been helpful to mention, before I loaded it onto the car, that what you actually said was that you were a Presbyterian. 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
5630 What? You said let's go on the best whaling tour vacation money could buy! 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5631 It really happened; we have the fish; this story's going to be no fun at all to tell! 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5632 Could we both have dreamt a bridge was out? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5633 What veggies go with whale? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5634 For the third time, I'm not playing Krillex! 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5635 Darling we go to Sea World not take Sea World home with us! 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5636 Our friends will believe us, and the others can take a running jump into the ocean! 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5637 I don't think our lawyer will be able to help us with this breach of contract. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5638 No, I can't prove he won't sneeze out a child, I just think IVF makes more sense. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5639 Honey, how many times have we told you not to make faces? One day the wind will blow and your face will get stuck like that. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5640 You said we needed to reduce our fossil fuel consumption 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5641 I was thinking McDonald's drive-thru for lunch... What do you feel like ? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5642 No whale is too big to fail, no fisherman too powerful to jail. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5643 What did you think noodling meant? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5644 Remember when the guy said ' I think We need a bigger boat'? I knew we would be okay 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5645 Don't you think this is a little over the top way to try to increase gas mileage? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5646 I thought adopting a whale was a figure of speech. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5647 We sure got a great deal on that Moby Dick trailer. 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5648 Other people don't do this even though the food supply is toxic. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5649 Whale, you just made this car ride awkward. 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5650 I didn't have a big enough boat to lug this thing home dear! 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5651 This turned out to be one whale of a weekend. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5652 Don't worry this car doesn't use THAT kind of oil... 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5653 I get the feeling that you don't even care that I've been driving for four hours through this whale of a traffic jam. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5654 ....you take the M5 west. 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5655 Uh, wake-up! I've heard some of these earlier self-driving cars my have a bug or two. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5656 OK...it was a 'Mother-in-Law' crack...sooooo, what can I get you for your birthday, beautiful? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5657 Do you think we need a seat-belt for our backseat, um, passenger? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5658 I can't fathom why you insist we took a wrong turn. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5659 "C'mon. Admit it. I got a whale of a deal. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5660 Take me back to Sea World. Ocean life is overrated. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5661 I was hoping that you had a whale of a great time at my family reunion. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5662 Nice whale tail-gate. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5663 Forgive me, but I didn't anticipate there being a WHALE XING in these parts. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5664 I married you because having an elephant in the room wasn't good enough for you. 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5665 Didn't you ask for a softer ride, Jonas? 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5666 All-you-can-eat sushi, anyone? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5667 Ben Schwartz seems to be obsessed with whales! 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5668 It's a 2017 Amphicar - the green version 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5669 We've got a whale of a tail. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5670 Ah, the smell of Tarpon in the morning. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5671 Okay. Baleen there, done that. What's next? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5672 No, madam, we do not have those sandwiches that you eat to lose weight. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5673 You may think you dialed UBER, but you most definitely called UNTER. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5674 meal prep? 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5675 Honey, these trips to the physical therapist aren't helping. The cetologist does say that Moby's a humpback. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5676 Honey, this looks like the same road we been on an hour ago! 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5677 We should have brought the 4 x 4 for our catch! 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5678 Uber is getting pretty desperate for more passengers. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5679 Did you order the fish? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5680 What's a meadow for? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5681 Have I ever spouted off when you pick up a cetacean? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5682 Karaoke might have been my idea but Hankerin' for Plankton was yours. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5683 No, I will not stop listening to this Billy Joel song. Listen, I've helped raised this whale child that's clearly not mine for 16 years, and I'm tired of you walking all over me, Linda! I like 'We Didn't Start the Fire' because I'm passionate! 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5684 That is a whale of an idea! What do we tell the wives? 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5685 I thought this was a hatchback. No, it is the newest model called the whaleback. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5686 But, literally, didn't we have a whale of a time? 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5687 This must be quicker than dining before a Broadway show. 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5688 Maybe you’re right. I guess that text could have waited. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5689 Your souvenir from Rio doesn't qualify as office decor. That snake has obviously been on steroids. 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5690 What about a sushi shindig? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5691 Have you been taking fish oil again? It smells a bit fishy in here. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5692 What we got on our hands here is a dead shark inside a dead whale. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5693 This humpback gets terrible gas mileage." Or "I guess we'll have to Netflix and Krill tonight. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5694 Roadkill sounds a little fishy. 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5695 Relax. I whacked his whale lice. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5696 Is that a mysteceti or an odontoceti? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5697 Who knew snake oil would boom again. 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5698 I was told 25 knots was faster than the Japanese Whalers, that's what you should be complaining about 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5699 I'm all for alternative energy, I'm just not convinced fish fuel is a road tested option. 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5700 I'm going to be worthless today. I ate so much krill this weekend. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5701 There's two women in this picture. 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5702 Truly, ecological or not, I think that this is carrying hybrids too far! 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5703 Now aren't you glad we spent the extra dollars when we bought your car to get the baleen alert option. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5704 But you said you would clean and cook it if I manège do to catch a big one! 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5705 Whale Be Famous 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5706 I know I said a bog, but he is so cute. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5707 That's for taking my leg. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5708 It's the latest biofuel, whale oil. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5709 You've taken your La Leche League outreach too far. 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5710 Okay, okay, so you accidentally saw my internet search history. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5711 I told you not to bait your hook with Vienna sausages. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5712 He's been tailgating us for miles. What did humans ever do to whales to deserve this kind of rudeness? 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5713 Yes, I guess calling it the Buick Sardine is sort of weird...why? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5714 Don't look now, but here comes a whale of a tale for you. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5715 I told you not to get a mutt puppy from the shelter. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5716 We really fluked out when we found ole Blue. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5717 I put a whale in my Volvo is not what her husband heard 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5718 I think I'll wait until tomorrow morning to unload it. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5719 Whale if I know. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5720 Would you prefer fillets, or steaks? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5721 It's like SeaWorld.. Right? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5722 I get it pal, you think "Surge Pricing" is lousy. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5723 ok, sushi or vegan tonight? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5724 I'm picking up bad vibrations. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5725 This is going to be bigger than Uber. 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5726 I told you to keep an eye on him before he eats another employee. Also he molts in the coffee room. 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5727 This whopper is almost as big as Hillary"s claim she neither sent nor received any classified emails. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5728 Since the movie 'Black Fish' they're all seeking refuge! 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5729 I try all things, I achieve what I can. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5730 It's always better to have two 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5731 What's he doing in the carpool lane? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5732 Our school has too much frill? Your text said, "our pool has too much krill." 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5733 Whale, the sign did say turn to sea. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5734 Well you do have to admit we had a whale of a time. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5735 Could we, maybe, give separation a try? At least all those little things wouldn't eat us alive. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5736 I didn't know your mother finally passed her drivers test. 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5737 Remember the early days when we couldn't afford surf and turf? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5738 Your Craigslist ad did promise me a whale of a time........ 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5739 IT'S BEEN A WHALE OF A LONG TRIP! 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5740 I will STILL vote for Hillary when we get to the polling station. Why? Because I wanna be able to vote again next year; I'm a voter with no photo-ID, remember, Mom and Dad? 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5741 Do you ever have the feeling that you're being watched? By a beluga? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5742 That inscrutable thing is chiefly what I love; and be the white whale agent, or be the white whale principal, I will take him home and spoil him. 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5743 Get it?! Because I'm a Sperm Whale! 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5744 No dear, I didn't surf today. I was stuck in a meeting 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5745 Well, we might want a snack ... 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5746 Well excuse me for assuming he doesn't have insurance. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5747 Shh! I think someone is following us! 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5748 Son, did you exchange your octapus costume at the beach party? 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5749 Whale-tailgating is so dangerous. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5750 Stop your wailing, I'm not trying to harpoon your dreams. 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5751 Honey, I told you Krill was a bad name for a car. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5752 Oh great... and we'd finally addressed that elephant in th "Oh great... and we'd FINALLY addressed that elephant in the room. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5753 You're having a whale of a time, right? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5754 Yes, my uncle was my Japanese connection - this is a Toyota Noah - why do you ask? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5755 Is now when you're ready to rethink choice of Chevy Cetacean? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5756 I think toe GPS put us on the wrong Ocean Avenue. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5757 I have a whale of a headache. 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5758 Job, we're here. I'll get your tax returns out of the trunk. 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5759 I told you that you were going to have a whale of a time at my parents fishing trip. 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5760 Yes he's an awesome singer; but how many times can we hear When The Saints Go Marching In? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5761 On the bright side, there's a lot less grit in the clams 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5762 Hey, whale watching is a growth industry. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5763 You two should have stayed on the island! 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5764 We're about to be passed. 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5765 Dear, it is disappointing to miss a yoga session. But this is a big deal. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5766 I wanted to take a gonzo approach to the Volkswhalegen Scandal. 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5767 I thought you liked surf and turf. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5768 Wait till the guys at the office hear this whale of a tale. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5769 To tell you the truth, I don't know what it is. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5770 When we get home I'll do a search for whale recipes. 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5771 BALEEN JEWELRY MAKING WILL REALLY BE MY LAST TRY AT A HOBBY 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5772 Another customer service rep bites the dust. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5773 We owe him a ride. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5774 I know, I know, I'm krillin you with my new hobby 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5775 Tread lightly, it's election season. 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5776 Yeah, things were a lot easier when we had legs. 1.0508 0.03764 59 57 1 1
5777 You'd think I would point out the elephant in the room, but my car insurance only provides for whales. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
5778 I get it I was wrong, you don't have to whale on it. 1.0508 0.03764 59 57 1 1
5779 I had a WHALE of a time getting him in here. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
5780 I guess we'll need a salt-water aquarium. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
5781 "Okay, so I'll say - giant of a fish". 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
5782 I promise, I thought we were saving an Orca not a Baleen whale. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
5783 Wale are we? 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
5784 I think he's pretty old. His breath smells like Jonah. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
5785 Whale, that wudnt easy.... 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
5786 I thought you said you had a whale of [bold "of"]a car! 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
5787 I don't know if I should call her Baleen or Maureen...what do you think? 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
5788 What's for dinner? 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
5789 All right , have it your way- you heard a seal bark but they only eat baleen. 1.0508 0.03764 59 57 1 1
5790 It's a whale of a traffic behind us! 1.0508 0.03764 59 57 1 1
5791 How did we get under the sea in your car? 1.0508 0.03764 59 57 1 1
5792 C'mon, the children will love playing with him. And then we can start a new family. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
5793 I'm not an AAA member, I prefer Sei, Sei, Sei. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
5794 I'm leaving the fish in the stairwell of my apartment building. That should encourage all the tenants to vacate asap. 1.0508 0.03764 59 57 1 1
5795 I thought it was an upholstery option. Corduroy. 1.0508 0.03764 59 57 1 1
5796 The new guy is having some trouble with his treadmill desk. 1.0508 0.03764 59 57 1 1
5797 Would it not be a better idea to down load his sounds,than bring him. Besides the bath tub is not big enough. 1.0508 0.03764 59 57 1 1
5798 The DNR had a coffee break. 1.0508 0.03764 59 57 1 1
5799 Hmmm, another whale of a story. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
5800 My agent told me this 'Free Willy 5' plotline is the best of the franchise. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
5801 I didn't forget I knew it was this month I mean, this week I mean...yesterday. 1.0500 0.03701 60 58 1 1
5802 I thought you said something about Waze. 1.0500 0.03701 60 58 1 1
5803 ...Look, I'm sorry if I'm driving you crazy, but I can't keep baleen you out like this! 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5804 I think this date is neither fish nor fowl 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5805 Well Moby Dick's being a whale was really just a symbolic gesture. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5806 Okay, maybe I shouldn't have made that comment about junk in the trunk 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5807 I know I asked to have a whale of a time, but this is going too far. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5808 This is a whale of a traffic. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5809 He's Bob, she's Marley, and these are the Whalers. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5810 Trust me folks, Donald will be like a fish out of water. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5811 Wale of a deal! 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5812 All we need is a little ganja and Marley will fall like a domino 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5813 When you flushed him down the toilet, he might HAVE been little, but I wasn't ready to let go... 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5814 Unfasten your seat belt; I'm gonna take you for a ten second ride. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5815 He said his father was the keeper of the Eddystone Light. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5816 Say hi to Nellie the living pool noodle. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5817 Are you claiming this is why you voted for the bridge over the tunnel? 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5818 Would you believe me if I told you about this weird dream I had about a whale following us? 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5819 Aren't we having a S'whale of a time dear? 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5820 Sure._.The whales have over half the world to urinate in, but we have to remain looking like this to use a public restroom. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5821 Yes it's a little more expensive but next trip I think we'll all be much more comfortable if we upgrade to the luxury SUB. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5822 "I thought that nasty comment about your mother was a simile, not a metaphor." ( or mother's size if too esoteric) 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5823 It thought my anchor was bait. I've been to Hawaii and back. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5824 Look, for the last time, plankton does not qualify as grass, gas or ass. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5825 Whale, whale, whale. Would you look at that! These new self-driving cars even have tail fins! 1.0357 0.03571 56 55 0 1
5826 Look--quit worrying! I'm sure there's no size limit on whales. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5827 Tell me Annie, how did your folks meet? 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5828 0-60 in three seconds! It's a bit overwhaleming at first 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5829 I said baby whale, not baby kale. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5830 Charles Darwin was clearly wrong! 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5831 You said the new guy was a whale, but this is crazy! 1.0357 0.03571 56 55 0 1
5832 Dude, we need a break. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5833 So now there's "precious cargo." 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5834 Don't give me that look, I told you that I've dreamed about getting this car. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5835 The only negative of this fish sale, is getting the smell out of the car. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5836 I know it's kinda bush league, but it came with the car. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5837 Stop worrying, it's NOT going to storm, man. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5838 I tried for two in the back and two in the front. This is the best I could do. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5839 Oh, we should bring a 'pail' to the beach... 1.0357 0.03571 56 55 0 1
5840 Im all for protecting the environment but THIS eco car wash has taken it too far. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5841 Did you bring the harpoon? FYI, the beach has harpoon laws. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5842 What the elephant in the room? 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5843 Do you think I'm smug? 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5844 Did you hear that? Hear what? 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5845 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WANT TO MOUNT THAT THING ! 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5846 Dude, I know your wife said you could have a pet, BUT . . . Even I know That's Not Going to Fly . . Swim. Whatever. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5847 I am NOT scared of that fish called, Moby Dick. When we get to the ocean, I am gonna kick Moby Dick's A**. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5848 I can't believe your wife didn't believe the picture you sent. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5849 You were all about mileage until it came to fishtailing. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5850 So the deli man says to the customer, 'Nah, we got whale. I just fuckin' hate to start a fresh one at the end of the week.' 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5851 OK, maybe an Uber competitor startup wasn't a sure-fire winner. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5852 Foo 1.0357 0.03571 56 55 0 1
5853 She said, "Please make a U-turn as quickly as possible." 1.0357 0.03571 56 55 0 1
5854 Chickenpox 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5855 I'm starting to wonder about this whole ZIRP thing... 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5856 It was a whale of a job but I did it! 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5857 Do you want to be able to cosplay Star Trek IV or not? 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5858 I think that we are going to experience a modern version of Jonah 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5859 No, I didn't say," Tailgait." 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5860 Jonah, again, this is not the right way to Nineveh... 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5861 Yeah, like these movies haven't 'jumped the shark' ALREADY." already. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5862 Next time we go to the beach, we'd have room for your mother. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5863 Well this will be a whale of a tale. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5864 I wasn't kidding when I said my mother was a real whale. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5865 See honey, I told you this sales trip would bag us a whale! 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5866 And while we're on the subject, when I say we should get frisky in the kitchen, it doesn't mean I want cat food for dinner. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5867 No, we're fine, honey. Baby bison don't belong in the backseat. This is a baby beluga. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5868 Charlie's Aunt. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5869 you were working late...? sounds like a whale of a tale to me 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5870 Wasn't that a whale of a time? 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5871 What was that poke for? It's just a pig 1.0357 0.03571 56 55 0 1
5872 I know, this was your reason not to buy a solar powered vehicle. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5873 Save the whales...cab fare? 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5874 You can see that it's for real. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5875 The Seaguarium will know what to do with this beached whale. 1.0357 0.03571 56 55 0 1
5876 Lemme guess. You didn't think "Part of Our World" included traffic jams? 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5877 I told you already - I'm a conservationist. I can't very well waste the leftovers. 1.0357 0.03571 56 55 0 1
5878 Really, I love your idea of bringing the Cape to the Gowanus 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5879 I don't know if my Mom will want to sit on the right. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5880 I'm not so sure that bringing your pet whale back to campus is such a good idea. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5881 Land Shark 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5882 My wife left me for my body. 1.0357 0.03571 56 55 0 1
5883 You had to go to Minsk for the sake of your business. I had to go to Minsk for the sake of my congregation. But remind me, why did we bring Rifke? 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5884 You'd be surprised how easy it is to get a Scuber driving certification. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5885 Well I thought you'd have a whale of a time. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5886 Do you think they'll believe us? It's a whale of a tale. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5887 Whale, I'm beginning to get a bit sleepy. Wake me up if you get tired of driving. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5888 I always love the Cape. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5889 We shouldn't hit any beach traffic. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5890 I wish we had landed an Orca in lieu of this Humpback! 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5891 She wants to play Pokemon GO? Fine. But you really have to tell her to stop buying the damn coins. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5892 We were on the take-out menu. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5893 Thus, I give up the spear! 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5894 Jiminy Cricket, I just know it knows us by our noses. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5895 Aren't you the one who said, 'Why do we always wind up with a PLAIN JANE model?' 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5896 Man, I told you it's never a good idea to slam on your brakes to discourage a whalegater. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5897 We had a deal-- first breeching, now homes of the stars. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5898 Thought you would be happy about a new vacation options. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5899 It's a long story, but my ex-wife got everything in the divorce, so Miss Ahab needs something else to harpoon - in our swimming pool. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5900 I told you we should of brought the pickup 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5901 I don't know what everyone's talking about. The whales at Seaworld look really happy there. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5902 You want take out? 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5903 The Pacific, please. Oh man, I love UberPOOL. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5904 Your obsession for fresh caviar is most impressive. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5905 It's what I call an authentic car wash. 1.0357 0.03571 56 55 0 1
5906 Whale Susan, I don't have anything else to tell you. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5907 We had sushi take last night, not again. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5908 Listen, Ishmael, you're the one who said we should go to conflict resolution. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5909 Listen. The James Bond thing does not work with any car. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5910 Day 4. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5911 I got it on the internet, it's a whale-doodle. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5912 are you hungry too? 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5913 Wake up-it's your turn to feed them. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5914 That was a whale of a story. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5915 I'm not going to be your wingman if you keep casting this wide a net. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5916 Initially i loved these trousers, i came across them by pure fluke, but now i fear people are going to make fun of my whale tail. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5917 How about we pick up a new filet knife? 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5918 Honey, Do you still think that buying 135 lb or shrimp on sale was a good idea ? 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5919 Listen, this is not a whale of a good time for me either. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5920 In poker, sometimes it's hard to tell if you are the fish or the whale. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5921 Stop complaining—he’s in the rear view mirror. 1.0357 0.03571 56 55 0 1
5922 Tanya was tiring of Todd and Toby's tawdry tales. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5923 Wake me up when you get there, Senator Kennedy. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5924 You should have said you wanted a "Sperm"! 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5925 Does something sound fishy to you? 1.0357 0.03571 56 55 0 1
5926 Carol, I asked if you had turned on WAZE, not waves. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5927 I know it was on sale but I hate leftovers. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5928 I told you he would put you to sleep. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5929 Why should I change the station? That's NOT what Bob Marley's band was about! 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5930 I don't know. Do you know if they only stop for red lights? 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5931 I don't care what creek you've been up Down Under. The Finns don't check their mirrors, and the tractor you're tailgating has just stopped! 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5932 I am so tired. Next time I will get the exotic fish at Zabars 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5933 It's a 2017 Essex. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5934 What if it's an orca? 1.0357 0.03571 56 55 0 1
5935 Oh common, they came down by 50 bucks! 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5936 I had a whale of a time on our trip, and you? 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5937 It's a whale new driving experience with this new hybrid car. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5938 I did ask for directions. The guy at the gas station said to take the next right. 1.0357 0.03571 56 55 0 1
5939 I didn't expect to get the ball in red cup. next time I'll stay in the shallow end of the carpool lane Whale of a sale at the fish market. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5940 And you said my drinking was a whale of a problem. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5941 The meteorologist said air-mean's traveling up the East coast. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5942 What an incredible beach holiday ! Surely our neighbors will envy us having a big one. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5943 Are you bored with dining at the House of Krill? 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5944 The sushi's on me if you pay the rental charges. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5945 Honey, when I said I wanted sushi I didn't mean take out. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5946 "Their always saying you can't bring sand to the beach". 1.0357 0.03571 56 55 0 1
5947 Well, at least he always pays for krill. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5948 This could have something to do with you complaining about the ride. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5949 She will be fine on the jacuzzi 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5950 Just a little bit lower... just a little... bit... lower... 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5951 Thrump! Well, that's a whale of a tail! 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5952 (talk bubble) "Oh, I'm just having a whale of a time, Dear!" 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5953 What if it turns out not to be gay? 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5954 O.K. No Sharp Turns ! 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5955 It always travel with my Steiff. 1.0357 0.03571 56 55 0 1
5956 Now, everything about you is smaller than your ego. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5957 So, THAT is the new corporate mascot? 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5958 I thought we had a "whale-of-a-good time of vacation this year. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5959 Well a thought Community Sponsored Aquaculture would be a good idea...how would I guess they'd run into a pod of whales? 1.0357 0.03571 56 55 0 1
5960 Driving while white again? Get over Melville already! 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5961 You're obviously having a whale of a time on this trip! 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5962 Many have similar problems. 1.0357 0.03571 56 55 0 1
5963 So doesn't a pleasant drive out-do that annoying lullaby music? 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5964 You said you wanted a AWD car 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5965 That's a whale of a story!e 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5966 When your time of the month comes, you really ought to do something about it. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5967 Take out? I'm in the mood for a fish sandwich. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5968 You only get 4 stars because you forget the water bottles. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5969 Wail.... I guess this is it Darlin' 1.0357 0.03571 56 55 0 1
5970 Blubber gets 34 miles per gallon on the highway 1.0357 0.03571 56 55 0 1
5971 Girl: can we have a baby Guy: my sperm is too sparse, I'm going to get some more from the trunk. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5972 You said bean bag chairs were cool! 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5973 Honey, you are making a terribly strong case against going on that African safari this winter. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5974 The whale tale was a throwback option. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5975 Oh, I thought you said "sea kelp." 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5976 Yes but, did Tarzan have a compact car? 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5977 Is it John's or Douglas's? 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5978 I wonder if it will be friends with me. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5979 I misread the ad. I thought it said, "Saleen Mustang." 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5980 I can't believe you named it Papillon (or Butterfly). 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5981 Anybody else hungry for seafood again tonight? 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5982 When you said you found a whale of a catch, I thought we were getting a new sofa! 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5983 OK, he gets a 5 minute break. But then back to work! 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5984 I'm sorry deer; I didn't see. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5985 Whale you please switch lanes? 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5986 Google maps says we are almost there... 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5987 You look tired. Get some rest while the kids are quiet. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5988 As I explained, this is a whale of an opportunity for us. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5989 Did you tell them the preferred pronoun is 'whale?' 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5990 Beats having the Jack the Ripper back there. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5991 'Tis the the season of tailgating darling 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5992 OK, then...can we free it when it's BIGGER than the car? 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5993 You're the one who said you wanted plenty of fresh fish to go around. 1.0357 0.03571 56 55 0 1
5994 You're not fully clean 'til you're baleen-fully clean! 1.0357 0.03571 56 55 0 1
5995 "Now whale spotting will be easy". 1.0357 0.03571 56 55 0 1
5996 Whale you're at it, let's stop at McDonald's. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
5997 Is that fishtail or fishtail? 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
5998 Forgot to seal the sardines again? 1.0351 0.03509 57 56 0 1
5999 i see the last contest in the rear-view-mirrow 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6000 I said I wanted a whale of a sandwich, not a sandwich of a whale. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6001 Sorry, bro. I think a "Krill Run" would take this long. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6002 I have this sneaky feeling... 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6003 I knew there was something fishy about the price of car. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6004 Don't worry. The car will get really clean when we process his blubber. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6005 This drawing is until unintelligible. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6006 I swear I won't place last in my fantasy football league this season 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6007 Sorry, I thought we could bring a whale to the park. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6008 i told you, no hitchhikers 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6009 Dude, the first two Cannibal Corpse albums are crucial. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6010 Money is tailgating again. 1.0351 0.03509 57 56 0 1
6011 You've got to admit, it will be a whale of a tale! 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
6012 "Jonah, the food is better on a cruise". 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
6013 Just drop it, please. I didn't stop for him because our windshield is clean enough. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
6014 Your riding Uber. He's riding Unter. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
6015 I think our son gained some weight in that zoo. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
6016 How could I not? He had an X over his tank. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
6017 ...therefore the research will only be enhanced greatly with a living specimen, a whale, brought from the depths of... 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
6018 This wasn't the kind of tounge I was hoping to get. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
6019 My back is killing me! 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
6020 Do you ever feel like there might be something more our existence? 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
6021 I said we would only have stand-up meetings. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
6022 We better get there soon or you'll hear me wail. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
6023 Full moon, open moonroof... 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
6024 You wanna do WHAT in the back??! 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
6025 I stayed up for La Maz... It's your turn now! 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
6026 That Plankton we bought for our health food store; how great is that! No worries. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
6027 I am considering buying a bigger car since gas prices are so low. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
6028 I told you, remember to tuck your tail in as you signal right. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
6029 Okay, it's got a fishy tail and BUFFALO EARS - and I don't need a fishing licence to catch a buffalo. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
6030 I know this sounds like a whale of a tail... 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
6031 So now you have something to brag about when you run for President. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
6032 I know it's dusty, but try to hold it, we don't have a sunroof 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
6033 I asked you not to tell them about our new car! 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
6034 Your driving around in circles makes me feel like I'm in a fishbowl. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
6035 What do you mean, "something's fishy here?" 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
6036 I don't need to be looped in on this one. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
6037 The GPS says to make a U-boat. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
6038 No way! "Will You Be There" is one of MJ's best songs! 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
6039 It's called the 'glove compartment' for a reason. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
6040 Well, you really look like you're having a whale of a time right now. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
6041 It matters to this whale. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
6042 None of my friends caught a fish this big! 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
6043 You said you wanted to drive. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
6044 Oh my goodness ... Look! It is one of those self driving whales behind us. Isn't Google amazing?! 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6045 Don't give me that. Soon you'll be have a whale of a time. 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6046 Gabriela Cowperthwaite is going to have a field day when she catches wind of this. 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6047 Whale, you'll just have to blow hole it in. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6048 I don't know why you're so into Waze... 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6049 It's from the GOOBS at Sea World. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6050 Don't worry. I'll take care of Luca. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6051 Oh boy, this is a whale of a tale! 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6052 They have to stop making drivers license is so easy to get. This whale should never have pass led the test! 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6053 I told you a 'whalemobil' will put you to sleep. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6054 Extra virgin motor oil is going to be a thing. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
6055 Guess it is one of the hazards of a duck tour car. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6056 Take it easy, Wally deserves to come out with us tonight. Besides you saw how good he did in the butterfly race against Michael Phelps last night. He was just edged out by a fin. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6057 Looks like Sam and Dean are up to something new. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6058 Don't worry about learning the moves - just watch the guy on the right 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6059 (You) sense divers're searching for Mysticeti? 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6060 Your just a crazy blubber lover 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
6061 My friend's will just think it's another fish tail, if I don't show them our vacation photos. I am sorry the smell is getting to you. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6062 Angling for a ride. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6063 Your mother is soaking in the rear. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6064 You said you didn't want me staring at that woman's whale tail, so I got one to look at that you can't complain about. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6065 This evolutionary, no-waves, autopilot cruising doesn't come without cargo. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6066 I'll say, have you heard of Crazy Pet tricks?! 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6067 It's a fish in sheep's clothing 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
6068 I think we just ran over an elephant's uterus. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6069 Bob says this will be the last whale one for the year.c 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6070 When a female hitchhiker asks "humpback seat, driver?" this isn't what most guys envision. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
6071 what,s up with the whale man don,t you know they were giving them away today at the grocery store well i ,m sure glad someone had a what a whale-of a day 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6072 I told you this was a whale of a sale. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6073 I told you we should have made a left at Kansas! 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
6074 I thought Sea World was a odd place for a sperm donner 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6075 But honey, you told me to ask for directions... 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6076 i feel oppressed by white people... 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6077 Honey I thought we were going to the aquarium?I opted for the cheaper version instead and comes it with a great view.Any smart ideah on how to leave this car with drowning?No, but how else would we be able to bring the best souvenirs. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6078 We're not carrying plankton? 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6079 Last night you complained about dinner just because they were endangered species. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6080 I told you you'd be a fish out of water at the office, Ted, but your pet whale and shrimp friends make you are an entire aquarium out of water. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6081 And then this flower pot says "not again!" 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6082 I told you not to put the crill in the trunk, Nemo. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6083 Next time I'll check the bus schedule before I leave the house! 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6084 You're okay on the left. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6085 Sometimes I think we're taking this W.H.A.L.E. program a little too literally. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6086 Please put your agua socks back on? My upholstery is highly suggestive. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6087 Dude, I've got a blind spot that spot on blind. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6088 Whale that was fun... 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6089 Fish and chips fish surprise yummy. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6090 I understand that this company's more progressive than most, but still, no exposed snakes in the workplace, guys. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6091 When you pack a car full of Georgetown law students 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6092 Honey, I told you I was bringing my friend Bobby Big 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6093 Im always picking up for him! Not what I meant to have "a whale of a time". 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6094 Husband; Maybe she don't like my new car ,but I wonder about my perfum ? Wife; OMG horrible perfum, but at least he got a nice car ,oh well can't win them all . 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6095 I feel like some seafood canape. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6096 He was beaches and he needed a ride what else was I suppose to do ? 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6097 The baby whale looked so cold in the ocean, and will love to live with us. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6098 It really was a whale of a good time! I hope we can do it again. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6099 Whale, should we go back or not? 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6100 I've got a whale of a tale to tell ya, a whale of a tail it's true . . . 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
6101 Two tourists bundled a newborn baby whale into their car "to keep it warm". 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
6102 Ho Hum. Another traffic jam. Good thing we aren't hungry, don't need a bathroom and are together. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0