Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
You and your surfaris. |
2.0179 |
0.02865 |
1171 |
552 |
46 |
573 |
1 |
I just couldn't 'catch and release because who would've believed such a whale of a tale? |
1.8701 |
0.03908 |
539 |
261 |
87 |
191 |
2 |
Of course I knew I was marrying a mermaid. I just didn't expect to live with my mother-in-law too. |
1.8594 |
0.03780 |
512 |
228 |
128 |
156 |
3 |
I'll bet that last restaurant will never have "All You Can Eat Shrimp" on their lunch menu again. |
1.8281 |
0.04274 |
448 |
228 |
69 |
151 |
4 |
Yes, I love him. I'll always love him. I'm just saying I still think the hospital switched him at birth. |
1.8215 |
0.04111 |
437 |
207 |
101 |
129 |
5 |
He wants to know if you can move your seat up |
1.7964 |
0.04106 |
393 |
178 |
117 |
98 |
6 |
It's the only way he'll fall asleep. |
1.7753 |
0.04229 |
365 |
169 |
109 |
87 |
7 |
He's not endangered. He's wearing a seatbelt. |
1.7609 |
0.04374 |
343 |
163 |
99 |
81 |
8 |
At least when we brought home the elephant, we had extra trunk room. |
1.7148 |
0.05128 |
298 |
171 |
41 |
86 |
9 |
This is where the blubber meets the road. |
1.6960 |
0.04893 |
273 |
143 |
70 |
60 |
10 |
It's the only way to get him to fall asleep. |
1.6949 |
0.04625 |
272 |
133 |
89 |
50 |
11 |
They warned us not to feed him the growth hormone before we returned the rent-a-car. |
1.6926 |
0.05447 |
270 |
162 |
29 |
79 |
12 |
Cop said he had to issue me a cetacean. |
1.6745 |
0.05093 |
255 |
139 |
60 |
56 |
13 |
I was with you on "Save the Rainforests" and "Save the Monarch Butterfly" but this is a bit too much." |
1.6598 |
0.05043 |
244 |
131 |
65 |
48 |
14 |
He hates the interstate, but he loves the car wash. |
1.6555 |
0.04796 |
238 |
120 |
80 |
38 |
15 |
I swear the ad said "single white male." |
1.6555 |
0.05118 |
238 |
129 |
62 |
47 |
16 |
It's the only way I get him to sleep. |
1.6481 |
0.05073 |
233 |
125 |
65 |
43 |
17 |
Since we're getting it all out, I never liked your cat. |
1.6481 |
0.05110 |
233 |
126 |
63 |
44 |
18 |
So much for the new car smell. |
1.6323 |
0.05428 |
223 |
129 |
47 |
47 |
19 |
Why don't you just say what's really bothering you. And don't say "the whale" again. |
1.6323 |
0.05042 |
223 |
119 |
67 |
37 |
20 |
At least the new car smell is gone. |
1.6233 |
0.05202 |
215 |
118 |
60 |
37 |
21 |
Already? You would think he'd have a bigger bladder. |
1.6161 |
0.05245 |
211 |
117 |
58 |
36 |
22 |
Okay, we saved him - now what? |
1.6087 |
0.05200 |
207 |
114 |
60 |
33 |
23 |
So I finally saved one. Now what should we do with it? |
1.5970 |
0.05144 |
201 |
110 |
62 |
29 |
24 |
The one millionth visitor to Aquaworld. And you couldn't just take the cash prize? |
1.5960 |
0.05351 |
198 |
112 |
54 |
32 |
25 |
We'll see what the Smiths and their stupid dolphin have to say now. |
1.5950 |
0.05309 |
200 |
113 |
55 |
32 |
26 |
Come on, we agreed; I catch them; you clean them. |
1.5950 |
0.05631 |
200 |
120 |
41 |
39 |
27 |
He likes to listen to podcasts. |
1.5897 |
0.05421 |
195 |
112 |
51 |
32 |
28 |
This is why I hate helping you move. |
1.5897 |
0.05613 |
195 |
116 |
43 |
36 |
29 |
When the trooper gets to the window, let me do the talking. |
1.5876 |
0.05346 |
194 |
110 |
54 |
30 |
30 |
At least now we won't look like hypocrites driving around with a 'Save the Whales' bumper sticker. |
1.5876 |
0.05396 |
194 |
111 |
52 |
31 |
31 |
I don't complain about the junk in your car. |
1.5812 |
0.05568 |
191 |
113 |
45 |
33 |
32 |
Quit your blubbering back there. |
1.5745 |
0.05643 |
188 |
113 |
42 |
33 |
33 |
Then why did you have the bumper sticker? |
1.5722 |
0.05868 |
187 |
117 |
33 |
37 |
34 |
Ok, we freed Willie. Now what? |
1.5635 |
0.05443 |
181 |
105 |
50 |
26 |
35 |
O.K., we saved it. Now what? |
1.5611 |
0.05636 |
180 |
108 |
43 |
29 |
36 |
OK, OK, wrong sperm bank. |
1.5611 |
0.05798 |
180 |
111 |
37 |
32 |
37 |
I think it's time we told him he's adopted. |
1.5611 |
0.05636 |
180 |
108 |
43 |
29 |
38 |
I said we should get a hatchback, not a humpback. |
1.5587 |
0.05879 |
179 |
112 |
34 |
33 |
39 |
I should've read the fine print when they said "adopt a whale". |
1.5587 |
0.05550 |
179 |
106 |
46 |
27 |
40 |
The whales aren't going to just save themselves. |
1.5587 |
0.05493 |
179 |
105 |
48 |
26 |
41 |
You have to admit, that salesman was good. |
1.5587 |
0.05550 |
179 |
106 |
46 |
27 |
42 |
Shouldn't we buckle him in if we're truly out to save them? |
1.5562 |
0.05688 |
178 |
108 |
41 |
29 |
43 |
I didn't realize "Save the Whales" included transportation. |
1.5537 |
0.05715 |
177 |
108 |
40 |
29 |
44 |
Ever wonder how he knows we are taking him to the vet? |
1.5537 |
0.05427 |
177 |
103 |
50 |
24 |
45 |
When we get to Customs, just act nonchalant. |
1.5537 |
0.05246 |
177 |
100 |
56 |
21 |
46 |
Trust me; in five years echolocation will have completely replaced GPS. |
1.5537 |
0.05544 |
177 |
105 |
46 |
26 |
47 |
Worms. What did you use? |
1.5506 |
0.05635 |
178 |
108 |
42 |
28 |
48 |
Will you quit your blubbering back there! |
1.5491 |
0.05763 |
173 |
106 |
39 |
28 |
49 |
This is the last time we buy seafood at Costco. |
1.5491 |
0.06048 |
173 |
111 |
29 |
33 |
50 |
Warning - "Objects in mirror are bigger than they appear" |
1.5465 |
0.05489 |
172 |
101 |
48 |
23 |
51 |
There goes the "new car smell." |
1.5465 |
0.05672 |
172 |
104 |
42 |
26 |
52 |
He keeps asking to listen to some podcast. |
1.5465 |
0.05907 |
172 |
108 |
34 |
30 |
53 |
If I hear any more blubbering back there, I'm going to stop this car. |
1.5439 |
0.05515 |
171 |
101 |
47 |
23 |
54 |
We're at the border.......... I'll do the talking! |
1.5439 |
0.05515 |
171 |
101 |
47 |
23 |
55 |
I didn't say anything when you took all those seashells. |
1.5412 |
0.05478 |
170 |
100 |
48 |
22 |
56 |
How many do you plan on saving? |
1.5385 |
0.05567 |
169 |
101 |
45 |
23 |
57 |
... "hatchback"... "humpback", it's an honest mistake... |
1.5385 |
0.05754 |
169 |
104 |
39 |
26 |
58 |
We could've just gotten the bumper sticker. |
1.5380 |
0.05580 |
171 |
103 |
44 |
24 |
59 |
I'm tired of him spouting off. Next time he swims home. |
1.5357 |
0.05594 |
168 |
101 |
44 |
23 |
60 |
OK. Willie's free. Now what? |
1.5357 |
0.05530 |
168 |
100 |
46 |
22 |
61 |
Hey back there, stop your blubbering! |
1.5329 |
0.05357 |
167 |
97 |
51 |
19 |
62 |
We saved him. Now what? |
1.5329 |
0.05747 |
167 |
103 |
39 |
25 |
63 |
Call it the Mother Theresa approach,'If you can't save all the whales, just save one.' |
1.5329 |
0.05556 |
167 |
100 |
45 |
22 |
64 |
Oh, like you NEVER bring work home with you. |
1.5329 |
0.05684 |
167 |
102 |
41 |
24 |
65 |
OK, we saved a whale. Now what? |
1.5301 |
0.05711 |
166 |
102 |
40 |
24 |
66 |
Next time, I'm thinking catch and release. |
1.5298 |
0.05467 |
168 |
100 |
47 |
21 |
67 |
I really miss that New Car smell |
1.5276 |
0.05457 |
163 |
96 |
48 |
19 |
68 |
I think he'd do much better in a different school. |
1.5276 |
0.05793 |
163 |
101 |
38 |
24 |
69 |
Not all hitchhiking whales are killer whales. |
1.5273 |
0.06173 |
165 |
109 |
25 |
31 |
70 |
He hates going to the vet. |
1.5247 |
0.05412 |
162 |
95 |
49 |
18 |
71 |
I got him registered as a service animal. |
1.5241 |
0.05963 |
166 |
107 |
31 |
28 |
72 |
No, I CAN'T move my seat up any farther. |
1.5217 |
0.06110 |
161 |
105 |
28 |
28 |
73 |
Now we'll see how smug the Johnsons are about their rescue dog. |
1.5217 |
0.05579 |
161 |
97 |
44 |
20 |
74 |
My Dad said his first car had fins, too. |
1.5217 |
0.05851 |
161 |
101 |
36 |
24 |
75 |
One more block and she'll be out like a light. |
1.5188 |
0.05535 |
160 |
96 |
45 |
19 |
76 |
How much bigger are objects supposed to appear in this mirror?! |
1.5188 |
0.05744 |
160 |
99 |
39 |
22 |
77 |
I wanted to buy a goldfish, but this was all that Costco had. |
1.5188 |
0.05744 |
160 |
99 |
39 |
22 |
78 |
Because I believe that Save the Whales should mean more than a bumper sticker. That's why. |
1.5188 |
0.05675 |
160 |
98 |
41 |
21 |
79 |
The kids are awfully quiet. |
1.5157 |
0.05909 |
159 |
101 |
34 |
24 |
80 |
Couldn't we have just bought the bumper sticker? |
1.5157 |
0.05841 |
159 |
100 |
36 |
23 |
81 |
The hotel soaps were one thing.... |
1.5157 |
0.05772 |
159 |
99 |
38 |
22 |
82 |
There it is again. You're telling me you don't hear that sound?! |
1.5127 |
0.05801 |
158 |
99 |
37 |
22 |
83 |
What's the big deal. We're going to Sea World, he's going to Sea World. |
1.5125 |
0.05881 |
160 |
102 |
34 |
24 |
84 |
I think they'll still want a puppy. |
1.5125 |
0.05745 |
160 |
100 |
38 |
22 |
85 |
He looks smaller in the mirror. |
1.5096 |
0.05542 |
157 |
95 |
44 |
18 |
86 |
OK. We have a whale. Next on the list is a tire from a B-17. |
1.5096 |
0.05968 |
157 |
101 |
32 |
24 |
87 |
You know, most couples start with a dog. |
1.5096 |
0.05616 |
157 |
96 |
42 |
19 |
88 |
We always buy more than we need at Costco. |
1.5096 |
0.05899 |
157 |
100 |
34 |
23 |
89 |
How many whales do you plan on saving? |
1.5096 |
0.05161 |
157 |
90 |
54 |
13 |
90 |
What’s the point of a hybrid if you can’t save the whales? |
1.5096 |
0.05830 |
157 |
99 |
36 |
22 |
91 |
I told you objects in the rear view mirror look closer than they appear |
1.5064 |
0.06067 |
156 |
102 |
29 |
25 |
92 |
Don't worry, things always look larger in those mirrors. |
1.5064 |
0.05569 |
156 |
95 |
43 |
18 |
93 |
Maybe we shouldn't buy our fish at Costco. |
1.5064 |
0.05859 |
156 |
99 |
35 |
22 |
94 |
Couldn't we have just opted for the 'Save the Whales' bumper sticker? |
1.5064 |
0.05716 |
156 |
97 |
39 |
20 |
95 |
What we don't eat tonight, we'll freeze. |
1.5033 |
0.05726 |
153 |
95 |
39 |
19 |
96 |
You should have spouted before we left. |
1.5032 |
0.06098 |
155 |
102 |
28 |
25 |
97 |
What do they mean by "objects in mirror closer than they appear"? |
1.5000 |
0.06121 |
152 |
100 |
28 |
24 |
98 |
Did you feel a hump back there in the road? |
1.5000 |
0.06262 |
152 |
102 |
24 |
26 |
99 |
Objects in mirror are larger than they appear. |
1.5000 |
0.05754 |
152 |
95 |
38 |
19 |
100 |
He was cute, you said. He won't get that big, you said. |
1.4967 |
0.05874 |
153 |
98 |
34 |
21 |
101 |
Now we have to find a pet friendly motel with a pool. |
1.4967 |
0.05859 |
151 |
96 |
35 |
20 |
102 |
Maybe we should rethink Costco. |
1.4967 |
0.06081 |
151 |
99 |
29 |
23 |
103 |
That squeaking noise? The mechanic said it was just a fluke. |
1.4967 |
0.06008 |
151 |
98 |
31 |
22 |
104 |
You do know that the souvenir shop also sold t-shirts. |
1.4967 |
0.05783 |
151 |
95 |
37 |
19 |
105 |
And how exactly do you intend to free Willy? |
1.4933 |
0.05964 |
150 |
97 |
32 |
21 |
106 |
Look, he said he was endangered, what was I supposed to do, not give him a ride? |
1.4933 |
0.05413 |
150 |
90 |
46 |
14 |
107 |
I don't think "save the whales" means bring them to church. |
1.4899 |
0.06069 |
149 |
98 |
29 |
22 |
108 |
I could have sworn their website said "a whale of a sale", not "sale of a whale". |
1.4899 |
0.05684 |
149 |
93 |
39 |
17 |
109 |
I'm having second thoughts about this whole sperm donor thing. |
1.4899 |
0.06502 |
149 |
104 |
17 |
28 |
110 |
"For me, the free whale closed the deal. |
1.4899 |
0.05684 |
149 |
93 |
39 |
17 |
111 |
I can still smell the beach. |
1.4899 |
0.05918 |
149 |
96 |
33 |
20 |
112 |
I think they will like it. Everyone brings wine. |
1.4899 |
0.05841 |
149 |
95 |
35 |
19 |
113 |
If he dies, you have to flush him down the toilet. |
1.4867 |
0.05963 |
150 |
98 |
31 |
21 |
114 |
Most people just pickup a couple shells. |
1.4865 |
0.05792 |
148 |
94 |
36 |
18 |
115 |
On the plus side, we get to use the carpool lane. |
1.4863 |
0.05519 |
146 |
89 |
43 |
14 |
116 |
When do you think we should tell him he's adopted? |
1.4863 |
0.05851 |
146 |
93 |
35 |
18 |
117 |
I know it will be crowded but you know how much he loves the beach. |
1.4863 |
0.05851 |
146 |
93 |
35 |
18 |
118 |
It's not his breath that bothers me; it's that I have to put my seat all the way forward. |
1.4863 |
0.06010 |
146 |
95 |
31 |
20 |
119 |
Don't let him pick the music. He likes all this high-pitched squealing stuff. |
1.4863 |
0.05604 |
146 |
90 |
41 |
15 |
120 |
Seafood's just cheaper at Costco. |
1.4863 |
0.05770 |
146 |
92 |
37 |
17 |
121 |
Well, you can't expect him to walk. |
1.4863 |
0.05604 |
146 |
90 |
41 |
15 |
122 |
I always wanted a car with fins. |
1.4863 |
0.06088 |
146 |
96 |
29 |
21 |
123 |
Ever since we left the beach, the kids haven't said a word. |
1.4863 |
0.06088 |
146 |
96 |
29 |
21 |
124 |
we've got to stop shopping at Costco. |
1.4832 |
0.06143 |
149 |
100 |
26 |
23 |
125 |
Next time, we go to Costco with a list. |
1.4792 |
0.06152 |
144 |
96 |
27 |
21 |
126 |
You know why they kicked us out of the apartment, right? |
1.4792 |
0.05911 |
144 |
93 |
33 |
18 |
127 |
Look, give it a rest. If you were endangered, I'd give you a ride too. |
1.4792 |
0.05659 |
144 |
90 |
39 |
15 |
128 |
The migration of the humpbacks seemed a lot more majestic before they started hitchhiking. |
1.4792 |
0.05992 |
144 |
94 |
31 |
19 |
129 |
Remember when our biggest worry used to be the elephant in the room? |
1.4792 |
0.06152 |
144 |
96 |
27 |
21 |
130 |
Are you saying the krill is gone? |
1.4792 |
0.05992 |
144 |
94 |
31 |
19 |
131 |
What did you think I meant when I said I wanted to be a sperm donor? |
1.4792 |
0.06152 |
144 |
96 |
27 |
21 |
132 |
What exactly are we saving the whales from? |
1.4792 |
0.05992 |
144 |
94 |
31 |
19 |
133 |
I clearly said hatchback. |
1.4792 |
0.06385 |
144 |
99 |
21 |
24 |
134 |
Our concern should've ended with the bumper sticker! |
1.4755 |
0.05773 |
143 |
91 |
36 |
16 |
135 |
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear |
1.4755 |
0.06264 |
143 |
97 |
24 |
22 |
136 |
So we're gonna fight about this now too? |
1.4722 |
0.05393 |
144 |
88 |
44 |
12 |
137 |
Ok, ok...next time we want fish we won't go to Costco. |
1.4718 |
0.05971 |
142 |
93 |
31 |
18 |
138 |
When you suggested we use the Sperm Bank, I apparently misunderstood. |
1.4718 |
0.05801 |
142 |
91 |
35 |
16 |
139 |
Next time, just offer to bring wine, okay? |
1.4718 |
0.05887 |
142 |
92 |
33 |
17 |
140 |
See what happens when you buy seafood from Costco? |
1.4681 |
0.05831 |
141 |
91 |
34 |
16 |
141 |
Next time the vet is coming to our house. |
1.4681 |
0.05917 |
141 |
92 |
32 |
17 |
142 |
I told you, the sign said 'Free the Whales,' not 'Free Whales.' |
1.4681 |
0.05917 |
141 |
92 |
32 |
17 |
143 |
What are you blubbering about back there? |
1.4681 |
0.06086 |
141 |
94 |
28 |
19 |
144 |
Hatchback. Humpback. Reasonable mistake. |
1.4676 |
0.06067 |
139 |
92 |
29 |
18 |
145 |
You're the one that keeps saying we've got to save them! |
1.4676 |
0.06152 |
139 |
93 |
27 |
19 |
146 |
This is the last time I order the Seafood Surprise. |
1.4676 |
0.05713 |
139 |
88 |
37 |
14 |
147 |
I wish you would have left him at home so he doesn't go spouting off during dinner. |
1.4676 |
0.05893 |
139 |
90 |
33 |
16 |
148 |
You sure about this? The goldfish only lasted a week." |
1.4676 |
0.05527 |
139 |
86 |
41 |
12 |
149 |
The poor guy probably doesn't even know that we are going to the b-e-a-c-h. |
1.4676 |
0.05621 |
139 |
87 |
39 |
13 |
150 |
It's just until he finds a place of his own. |
1.4676 |
0.05803 |
139 |
89 |
35 |
15 |
151 |
This is bigger than both of us. |
1.4676 |
0.06152 |
139 |
93 |
27 |
19 |
152 |
I finally catch something and you're complaining? |
1.4676 |
0.05713 |
139 |
88 |
37 |
14 |
153 |
I would've preferred a blue whale too... But at some point you've got to be practical. |
1.4676 |
0.06067 |
139 |
92 |
29 |
18 |
154 |
Where did you say you found that sperm donor? |
1.4676 |
0.06067 |
139 |
92 |
29 |
18 |
155 |
That Costco membership has really been saving us money. |
1.4653 |
0.05906 |
144 |
95 |
31 |
18 |
156 |
All I know is that it's closer than it appears in the mirror. |
1.4648 |
0.05968 |
142 |
94 |
30 |
18 |
157 |
I tried to leave him home but he wouldn't stop blubbering. |
1.4648 |
0.06052 |
142 |
95 |
28 |
19 |
158 |
Please tell me you didn't throw the receipt away. |
1.4648 |
0.05443 |
142 |
88 |
42 |
12 |
159 |
I told you at the pet store, "Sure, it's cute now... but it's going to get bigger." |
1.4638 |
0.05833 |
138 |
89 |
34 |
15 |
160 |
If you call me Ishmael one more time, I'm calling a divorce attorney. |
1.4638 |
0.06436 |
138 |
96 |
20 |
22 |
161 |
The kids are kind of quiet, don't you think? |
1.4638 |
0.06185 |
138 |
93 |
26 |
19 |
162 |
I feel like such a fool now that you explained sperm donation to me... |
1.4638 |
0.06354 |
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I could've sworn they said 'hatchback'. |
1.4638 |
0.06354 |
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There's a catch |
1.4638 |
0.06011 |
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And you thought dog breath was bad. |
1.4638 |
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I swear, the salesman said hatchback, not humpback. |
1.4638 |
0.06011 |
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You're right, he's getting too big for the car seat. |
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I caught it -- you clean it. |
1.4599 |
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This is the last time I ever help you move. |
1.4599 |
0.05770 |
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How was I supposed to know he was gonna sing the whole way? |
1.4599 |
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Relax, everything looks bigger and closer in the rear view mirror. |
1.4559 |
0.05608 |
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My dad's car had fins. |
1.4559 |
0.05984 |
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30 |
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He came out of the blue. |
1.4559 |
0.05984 |
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You understood when it was a therapy dog. |
1.4559 |
0.05799 |
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Turn it up. He loves this podcast. |
1.4559 |
0.05984 |
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I could have sworn the salesman said "hatchback." |
1.4559 |
0.05799 |
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Next time, pay the damn delivery fee. |
1.4559 |
0.06074 |
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I told you I was good at carnival games. |
1.4559 |
0.05892 |
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You smell it too? |
1.4559 |
0.06251 |
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If you guys want to stop for plankton, I know a good spot. |
1.4519 |
0.05922 |
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Oh you wanted okra. The text said orca. |
1.4519 |
0.05536 |
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No legs. Needed a ride. What else could I do? |
1.4519 |
0.05536 |
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39 |
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Would it be rude to stop for sushi? |
1.4519 |
0.06106 |
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17 |
184 |
I ordered a Hatchback and they gave me a Humpback. |
1.4519 |
0.05922 |
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I just couldn't pass up Sea World's going out of business sale. |
1.4519 |
0.06284 |
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Well, you're the one who said if I could catch him I could keep him. |
1.4478 |
0.05760 |
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13 |
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So go ahead. Call me Ishmael. |
1.4478 |
0.06228 |
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188 |
So maybe we can just do a "Save the Whales" bumper sticker next time? |
1.4478 |
0.06045 |
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28 |
16 |
189 |
What is he blubbering about this time? |
1.4470 |
0.05723 |
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Maybe you should drive ... the LSD is kicking in. |
1.4470 |
0.05823 |
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33 |
13 |
191 |
That's not what I meant when I said we should hump back there. |
1.4470 |
0.06481 |
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20 |
192 |
Their migration routes are unpredictable. |
1.4470 |
0.05621 |
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37 |
11 |
193 |
I'm pretty sure I said "hatchback", not "humpback"... |
1.4470 |
0.06018 |
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29 |
15 |
194 |
Was that you? |
1.4470 |
0.06300 |
132 |
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195 |
Now that we saved one, no more protests, OK? |
1.4470 |
0.05921 |
132 |
87 |
31 |
14 |
196 |
Now do you believe me that sea levels are rising? |
1.4470 |
0.05517 |
132 |
83 |
39 |
10 |
197 |
I can't handle another hour listening to that blow hole. |
1.4470 |
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132 |
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198 |
Look, I don't care how it actually happened, but you've got to stop saying it's just a fluke. |
1.4444 |
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199 |
Hatchback, Humpback--there's just no pleasing you, Janice. |
1.4427 |
0.06146 |
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16 |
200 |
Great. You-know-who is being a humpback-seat driver again. |
1.4427 |
0.06517 |
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He's not heavy, he's my blubber. |
1.4427 |
0.06334 |
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202 |
In a couple years she'll be old enough to drive herself to swim practice, |
1.4427 |
0.06049 |
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28 |
15 |
203 |
We freed Willy. Now what? |
1.4427 |
0.06146 |
131 |
89 |
26 |
16 |
204 |
Hunters do it with deer all the time. |
1.4427 |
0.06146 |
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26 |
16 |
205 |
I told you that buying a raffle ticket in Iceland was not a good idea |
1.4427 |
0.05852 |
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86 |
32 |
13 |
206 |
You know you can download whale sounds, right? |
1.4427 |
0.06240 |
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90 |
24 |
17 |
207 |
Can't you just bring shells home like everybody else? |
1.4427 |
0.05852 |
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32 |
13 |
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I think we're in Melville. |
1.4427 |
0.06049 |
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209 |
It says your drop-off location is the Pacific Ocean, is that correct? |
1.4427 |
0.05751 |
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34 |
12 |
210 |
Because he doesn't bark out the window, that's why. |
1.4427 |
0.06049 |
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28 |
15 |
211 |
You want to save the whales only when it's convenient for you. |
1.4427 |
0.06049 |
131 |
88 |
28 |
15 |
212 |
Maybe getting the sushi at Costo wasn't such a good idea. |
1.4427 |
0.06334 |
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22 |
18 |
213 |
Usually this makes her fall asleep. |
1.4427 |
0.06426 |
131 |
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214 |
Come on, how often does Sea World have a clearance sale? |
1.4427 |
0.05751 |
131 |
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34 |
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215 |
Okay, that's the downside of shopping at Costco. |
1.4427 |
0.06426 |
131 |
92 |
20 |
19 |
216 |
Next year we take the Greenpeace tote bag. |
1.4427 |
0.05648 |
131 |
84 |
36 |
11 |
217 |
I don't think this is what they meant by 'adopt a whale.' |
1.4394 |
0.06202 |
132 |
91 |
24 |
17 |
218 |
I told them I wanted a car with fins. |
1.4394 |
0.05916 |
132 |
88 |
30 |
14 |
219 |
Would you have let him stand there with his flipper out? |
1.4394 |
0.06386 |
132 |
93 |
20 |
19 |
220 |
You know he hates being left alone at home. |
1.4385 |
0.05982 |
130 |
87 |
29 |
14 |
221 |
Define "save." |
1.4385 |
0.05881 |
130 |
86 |
31 |
13 |
222 |
Well, at least he stopped blubbering. |
1.4385 |
0.06368 |
130 |
91 |
21 |
18 |
223 |
What about my sperm count? |
1.4385 |
0.06178 |
130 |
89 |
25 |
16 |
224 |
It's just for a few days, until he can find a new apartment. |
1.4385 |
0.05982 |
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87 |
29 |
14 |
225 |
Let's stop at Red Lobster and scare the hell out of the manager. |
1.4385 |
0.05982 |
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87 |
29 |
14 |
226 |
Remember, when we get to the drive-in, he's 12. |
1.4385 |
0.05881 |
130 |
86 |
31 |
13 |
227 |
He always spouts off when he's in the backseat. |
1.4385 |
0.05675 |
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84 |
35 |
11 |
228 |
Look at this big jerk tail-gating. |
1.4385 |
0.06178 |
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89 |
25 |
16 |
229 |
Objects may be closer than they appear. |
1.4361 |
0.06071 |
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91 |
26 |
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230 |
I want to save the whales as much as the next guy. But, couldn't we just give money? |
1.4341 |
0.06012 |
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87 |
28 |
14 |
231 |
Turn up the radio if you don't like his singing. |
1.4341 |
0.06307 |
129 |
90 |
22 |
17 |
232 |
Let's hope he doesn't get car sick |
1.4341 |
0.05911 |
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86 |
30 |
13 |
233 |
If I only have a picture they'll say it's Photoshopped. |
1.4341 |
0.06012 |
129 |
87 |
28 |
14 |
234 |
It's a fish called Honda |
1.4341 |
0.05807 |
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85 |
32 |
12 |
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It's the smallest size they have at Costco. |
1.4297 |
0.06341 |
128 |
90 |
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You said you wanted to get your father something that would remind him of your mother. |
1.4297 |
0.06043 |
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87 |
27 |
14 |
237 |
This totally justifies our Costco membership. |
1.4297 |
0.06243 |
128 |
89 |
23 |
16 |
238 |
And where are we going to find plankton at this time of night? |
1.4297 |
0.06043 |
128 |
87 |
27 |
14 |
239 |
Fine, go ahead and blame it on spellcheck, but how was I supposed to know that you meant to type "hatchback?" |
1.4297 |
0.06438 |
128 |
91 |
19 |
18 |
240 |
You think I should have thrown it back, don't you? |
1.4297 |
0.05941 |
128 |
86 |
29 |
13 |
241 |
I suppose now we have to stop at Costco and get 90 tubs of tartar sauce. |
1.4297 |
0.06532 |
128 |
92 |
17 |
19 |
242 |
Hatchbacks are out. Humpbacks are in. |
1.4297 |
0.05836 |
128 |
85 |
31 |
12 |
243 |
Trophy wife, trophy fish, don't make me choose. |
1.4297 |
0.05941 |
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86 |
29 |
13 |
244 |
The rear Right Whale is out of alignment. |
1.4297 |
0.05836 |
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245 |
Is it just me or have you also noticed that The New Yorker seems to be preoccupied with whales? |
1.4297 |
0.06043 |
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27 |
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246 |
I hope there's not a pool at the party, or we'll never get him back in the car. |
1.4297 |
0.05836 |
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85 |
31 |
12 |
247 |
He called me Ishmael. |
1.4286 |
0.06008 |
126 |
85 |
28 |
13 |
248 |
So, is this your first time in a carpool? |
1.4286 |
0.06317 |
126 |
88 |
22 |
16 |
249 |
Damn! The car keeps fishtailing. |
1.4286 |
0.05793 |
126 |
83 |
32 |
11 |
250 |
Why didn't you blow before we left? |
1.4286 |
0.06216 |
126 |
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251 |
Well, what did you think I was going to withdraw from the sperm bank? |
1.4286 |
0.06216 |
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15 |
252 |
sometimes the Costco portions seem out of hand. |
1.4286 |
0.06317 |
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253 |
The salesmen told me that echo location is much better than GPS. |
1.4286 |
0.05793 |
126 |
83 |
32 |
11 |
254 |
I really don't think that's what they mean by "Save the Whales". |
1.4264 |
0.06005 |
129 |
88 |
27 |
14 |
255 |
Don't worry. It's a hatchback whale. |
1.4264 |
0.06301 |
129 |
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21 |
17 |
256 |
At least we don't have to walk him. |
1.4240 |
0.05479 |
125 |
80 |
37 |
8 |
257 |
I thought I was entering a contest for a 'hatchback'. |
1.4240 |
0.06351 |
125 |
88 |
21 |
16 |
258 |
I swear I heard the salesman say 'hatchback.' |
1.4240 |
0.06145 |
125 |
86 |
25 |
14 |
259 |
I spy something blue. |
1.4240 |
0.06249 |
125 |
87 |
23 |
15 |
260 |
Next year let's put him in a school closer to home. |
1.4240 |
0.05931 |
125 |
84 |
29 |
12 |
261 |
Am I being paranoid, or is that guy tailing us? |
1.4240 |
0.05710 |
125 |
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33 |
10 |
262 |
You know I can't leave him at home when we go to the beach. |
1.4240 |
0.05821 |
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31 |
11 |
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I don't mind saving them, but I could do without the attitude. |
1.4240 |
0.06145 |
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25 |
14 |
264 |
We dropping off your mom first? |
1.4240 |
0.06551 |
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Yes, but think of the Omega 3. |
1.4240 |
0.06039 |
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27 |
13 |
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I don't care what your sonar is telling you, the GPS says we should turn left. |
1.4240 |
0.06145 |
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25 |
14 |
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The sign said "FREE Willy"! How could I ignore a free whale? |
1.4240 |
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The new sonar feature is great for parking. |
1.4240 |
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31 |
11 |
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Wouldn’t Greenpeace be just as happy with a donation? |
1.4206 |
0.06000 |
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86 |
27 |
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270 |
Well, I don't have a low sperm count anymore. |
1.4194 |
0.06386 |
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"Let Jonah go to the beach!" you said. "He'll have fun!" you said. |
1.4194 |
0.06386 |
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It handles great, because the weight's in the back |
1.4194 |
0.05850 |
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YOU tell him to buckle his seatbelt. |
1.4194 |
0.05737 |
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32 |
10 |
274 |
So........How'd it go at the Sperm Bank? |
1.4194 |
0.06282 |
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Admit it - you think I should have thrown it back, don't you? |
1.4194 |
0.05503 |
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8 |
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Stop that blubbering, we're almost there! |
1.4194 |
0.06177 |
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I could have sworn the dealer said "hatchback." |
1.4194 |
0.06386 |
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I couldn't stand that new-car smell. |
1.4146 |
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I know, I know. I catch it, I cook it. |
1.4146 |
0.06101 |
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It's called catch and release , catch and release , but no you had to keep him . |
1.4146 |
0.06209 |
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281 |
Quit blubbering back there! |
1.4146 |
0.05878 |
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282 |
I hope that next year we play a football team with a mascot that's easier to steal. |
1.4146 |
0.05878 |
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11 |
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Actually, once he hears my car keys he jumps in all on his own. |
1.4146 |
0.05878 |
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29 |
11 |
284 |
Next vacation--no more souvenirs. |
1.4098 |
0.06021 |
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84 |
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12 |
285 |
Why can't we keep him? |
1.4098 |
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122 |
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11 |
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Objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are. |
1.4098 |
0.05907 |
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11 |
287 |
Next year let's go to the mountains |
1.4098 |
0.05907 |
122 |
83 |
28 |
11 |
288 |
Couldn't we have just opted for the bumper sticker? |
1.4098 |
0.05552 |
122 |
80 |
34 |
8 |
289 |
Why are you so annoyed? It's my first traffic cetacean ever. |
1.4098 |
0.06242 |
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You only asked if I was a dog person or a cat person. |
1.4098 |
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11 |
291 |
He think's we're getting krill. Don't mention the m-a-r-i-n-e b-i-o-l-o-g-i-s-t. |
1.4098 |
0.06021 |
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12 |
292 |
I think it's time we addressed the whale in the car. |
1.4098 |
0.06132 |
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24 |
13 |
293 |
I wanted a hatchback, not a humpback! |
1.4098 |
0.06021 |
122 |
84 |
26 |
12 |
294 |
Do the kids seem unusually quiet back there? |
1.4098 |
0.06242 |
122 |
86 |
22 |
14 |
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yes I guess you can finally block my access to the "free stuff" section on Craigslist |
1.4098 |
0.06021 |
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84 |
26 |
12 |
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Seashells are for tourists. |
1.4087 |
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9 |
297 |
See if there's a breath mint in the glove compartment |
1.4083 |
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Next time, Catch and Release! |
1.4083 |
0.05857 |
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10 |
299 |
I said hatchback, not humpback, to the rental agent, right? |
1.4083 |
0.06206 |
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Stop being a Dick |
1.4083 |
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Wait till you see the fishbowl. |
1.4083 |
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Yeh, well I say, whatever happens in Nantucket stays in Nantucket. |
1.4083 |
0.06206 |
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13 |
303 |
Stevie's been awfully quiet since we left the aquarium. |
1.4083 |
0.05976 |
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11 |
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You let the littlest things bother you. |
1.4083 |
0.05976 |
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Just driving a hybrid with a "save the whales" bumper sticker would have been a bit too cliché. |
1.4083 |
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The car is fishtailing |
1.4083 |
0.06206 |
120 |
84 |
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307 |
Before you know it, you'll wonder how we ever got along without one. |
1.4083 |
0.05613 |
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I'll tell you something else that's endangered. |
1.4083 |
0.05736 |
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9 |
309 |
What are you blubbering back there? |
1.4083 |
0.06427 |
120 |
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He said, "Are we there, yet?" |
1.4083 |
0.06206 |
120 |
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Catch-and-release may have been a better way to go. |
1.4083 |
0.06206 |
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I don't know. For some reason it just doesn't have that new car smell. |
1.4083 |
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Just once it would be nice to go to a restaurant without him complaining about the lack of krill on the menu. |
1.4083 |
0.05976 |
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Don't worry, it's just a fluke. |
1.4083 |
0.06092 |
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I thought the Adopt-a-Whale program was merely a fund-raising gimmick. |
1.4083 |
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And you laughed when I packed the harpoons. |
1.4083 |
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10 |
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I'm having second thoughts about this, maybe we should go with a Koi pond instead. |
1.4083 |
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318 |
He'd be no less endangered if I'd left him on that beach. |
1.4065 |
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That's the last time you ask, 'what can we bring?' |
1.4065 |
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I'm not sure I understood all the details when I clicked on "I Agree" |
1.4065 |
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I am O.K. with ignoring the elephant in the room, but can we please discuss the whale in the backseat? |
1.4065 |
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I thought they said rear "wheel" drive. |
1.4050 |
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OK, my mistake. Something smells mamally in the back seat. |
1.4050 |
0.06274 |
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We're being tailed, big time. |
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No, some marine biologists do take their work home with them. |
1.4034 |
0.05885 |
119 |
81 |
28 |
10 |
326 |
Look, we got him in, we can get him out! |
1.4034 |
0.06005 |
119 |
82 |
26 |
11 |
327 |
This isn't what I meant by car pool |
1.4034 |
0.06462 |
119 |
86 |
18 |
15 |
328 |
I told you not to feed him. Now he's gunna follow us all the way back to the mainland. |
1.4034 |
0.06123 |
119 |
83 |
24 |
12 |
329 |
I think we should stick to dog rescue. |
1.4034 |
0.06005 |
119 |
82 |
26 |
11 |
330 |
Keep an eye out for the Melville exit. |
1.4034 |
0.05885 |
119 |
81 |
28 |
10 |
331 |
We can't visit your mother without bringing something. |
1.4034 |
0.06005 |
119 |
82 |
26 |
11 |
332 |
Yes, I know humpback and hatchback aren't the same thing...NOW. |
1.4034 |
0.06238 |
119 |
84 |
22 |
13 |
333 |
He wants to know whether you can see any plankton stuck in his teeth. |
1.4034 |
0.06123 |
119 |
83 |
24 |
12 |
334 |
Just like everything else with you the koi pond wasn't enough. |
1.4034 |
0.06123 |
119 |
83 |
24 |
12 |
335 |
We made the deal - I catch it, you bone it. |
1.4034 |
0.05510 |
119 |
78 |
34 |
7 |
336 |
Call me A-cab. |
1.4034 |
0.06462 |
119 |
86 |
18 |
15 |
337 |
A whale landing on the car is more than a fluke. |
1.4034 |
0.06462 |
119 |
86 |
18 |
15 |
338 |
Think we should stop for water? |
1.4034 |
0.06123 |
119 |
83 |
24 |
12 |
339 |
It's only to Baltimore. He said he'd buy the gas. |
1.4034 |
0.05885 |
119 |
81 |
28 |
10 |
340 |
That was some tornado. |
1.4034 |
0.05638 |
119 |
79 |
32 |
8 |
341 |
An Uber driver is never surprised. |
1.4034 |
0.05763 |
119 |
80 |
30 |
9 |
342 |
How much bigger do objects appear in the rear view mirror? |
1.4034 |
0.06123 |
119 |
83 |
24 |
12 |
343 |
Did you remember the plankton? |
1.4032 |
0.06051 |
124 |
87 |
24 |
13 |
344 |
This should be a tough meet. I've heard that Phelps kid is pretty good. |
1.3983 |
0.06035 |
118 |
82 |
25 |
11 |
345 |
For some reason I remember the prizes being a lot smaller. And in a baggie. |
1.3983 |
0.06385 |
118 |
85 |
19 |
14 |
346 |
You're the one who said you wanted to save the whales. |
1.3983 |
0.05914 |
118 |
81 |
27 |
10 |
347 |
It was you who told our son he could be anything. |
1.3983 |
0.05914 |
118 |
81 |
27 |
10 |
348 |
You caught it, you want it home, you bone it! |
1.3983 |
0.06270 |
118 |
84 |
21 |
13 |
349 |
It looked smaller in the store. |
1.3983 |
0.05126 |
118 |
75 |
39 |
4 |
350 |
Yeah, but we get to use the carpool lane. |
1.3983 |
0.05914 |
118 |
81 |
27 |
10 |
351 |
You’re still bored? |
1.3983 |
0.06270 |
118 |
84 |
21 |
13 |
352 |
Let's rethink Costco for cat food. |
1.3983 |
0.06385 |
118 |
85 |
19 |
14 |
353 |
Remember when cars had fins on the back? |
1.3983 |
0.05914 |
118 |
81 |
27 |
10 |
354 |
So how was I to know this car had been through a flood? |
1.3983 |
0.05914 |
118 |
81 |
27 |
10 |
355 |
Trust me, now we can use the HOV Lane |
1.3983 |
0.06385 |
118 |
85 |
19 |
14 |
356 |
It's tough playing these dives after headlining at Sea World. |
1.3983 |
0.05914 |
118 |
81 |
27 |
10 |
357 |
We can do better, you said. The elephant in the room was too cliche, you said. |
1.3983 |
0.06497 |
118 |
86 |
17 |
15 |
358 |
Sorry, what sperm bank were you talking about? |
1.3983 |
0.06270 |
118 |
84 |
21 |
13 |
359 |
I can't wait to see Ahab's face when I pull into the driveway. |
1.3983 |
0.05914 |
118 |
81 |
27 |
10 |
360 |
Can we at least agree that "You'll never fit that in there" could have been interpreted as a challenge? |
1.3950 |
0.06111 |
119 |
84 |
23 |
12 |
361 |
I bet you can't guess what happened when you were sleeping. |
1.3950 |
0.05751 |
119 |
81 |
29 |
9 |
362 |
Guess who ate all the shrimp again? |
1.3932 |
0.06303 |
117 |
84 |
20 |
13 |
363 |
Who ever thought SeaWorld would just give them away? |
1.3932 |
0.06064 |
117 |
82 |
24 |
11 |
364 |
The great thing about our new navigation system is that it uses sonar! |
1.3932 |
0.05688 |
117 |
79 |
30 |
8 |
365 |
I couldn't remember whether you wanted the hatchback or the humpback. |
1.3913 |
0.06261 |
115 |
82 |
21 |
12 |
366 |
I'm sure I said hatchback not humpback. |
1.3913 |
0.06382 |
115 |
83 |
19 |
13 |
367 |
Don't tell him we're going to the vet. Last time he blubbered the whole way there. |
1.3913 |
0.06382 |
115 |
83 |
19 |
13 |
368 |
Maybe we should address the whale in the car? |
1.3913 |
0.05884 |
115 |
79 |
27 |
9 |
369 |
Stop looking at me like I made a huge mistake. |
1.3913 |
0.06382 |
115 |
83 |
19 |
13 |
370 |
Well, perhaps we should go to the ocean first, and then go to Costco. |
1.3913 |
0.06138 |
115 |
81 |
23 |
11 |
371 |
We're going to need a lot more tartar sauce. |
1.3913 |
0.06382 |
115 |
83 |
19 |
13 |
372 |
Tail fins are back in |
1.3913 |
0.06138 |
115 |
81 |
23 |
11 |
373 |
I love the new Whole Foods. |
1.3913 |
0.06012 |
115 |
80 |
25 |
10 |
374 |
'Let's sign up to be Uber drivers. How bad can it be?' you said! |
1.3913 |
0.06382 |
115 |
83 |
19 |
13 |
375 |
Really!? This is how we save the whales? |
1.3913 |
0.06012 |
115 |
80 |
25 |
10 |
376 |
Did you know objects in your rear view mirror are also larger than they appear to be? |
1.3913 |
0.06261 |
115 |
82 |
21 |
12 |
377 |
What ever happened to catch and release? |
1.3913 |
0.06138 |
115 |
81 |
23 |
11 |
378 |
Those sale items at Costco are always so hard to resist. |
1.3913 |
0.05884 |
115 |
79 |
27 |
9 |
379 |
You had to choose the sonar GPS. |
1.3913 |
0.06138 |
115 |
81 |
23 |
11 |
380 |
At least he doesn't shed... |
1.3913 |
0.06012 |
115 |
80 |
25 |
10 |
381 |
Why couldn't you blow before we left the house? |
1.3913 |
0.06731 |
115 |
86 |
13 |
16 |
382 |
At least he doesn't keep us up all night barking. |
1.3913 |
0.05884 |
115 |
79 |
27 |
9 |
383 |
Plankton again? Why does he always get to decide what's for dinner. |
1.3898 |
0.06141 |
118 |
84 |
22 |
12 |
384 |
Maybe we've taken this whole Greenpeace thing a bit too far? |
1.3898 |
0.05901 |
118 |
82 |
26 |
10 |
385 |
You cannot simply decline the aquarium raffle's grand prize. It just isn't done. |
1.3860 |
0.06293 |
114 |
82 |
20 |
12 |
386 |
So, you said "Get a hatchback"? I'm pretty sure you said "humpback". |
1.3860 |
0.05912 |
114 |
79 |
26 |
9 |
387 |
You knew I was a marine biologist when you married me. |
1.3860 |
0.05779 |
114 |
78 |
28 |
8 |
388 |
He says he can't hear the radio. Would you find a lower frequency? |
1.3860 |
0.05643 |
114 |
77 |
30 |
7 |
389 |
That's not what I had in mind when I agreed to whale watching. |
1.3860 |
0.06415 |
114 |
83 |
18 |
13 |
390 |
I take my bumper stickers very seriously. |
1.3860 |
0.06415 |
114 |
83 |
18 |
13 |
391 |
We had to buy it, Lois, it's the only thing at Costco that would go with the ten gallon jar of tartar sauce we bought there last weekend. |
1.3860 |
0.06415 |
114 |
83 |
18 |
13 |
392 |
Again? We just stopped for krill an hour ago. |
1.3860 |
0.06169 |
114 |
81 |
22 |
11 |
393 |
You said you didn’t want a dog. |
1.3860 |
0.05912 |
114 |
79 |
26 |
9 |
394 |
Well, that's the last time I'll drive through standing water. |
1.3860 |
0.06293 |
114 |
82 |
20 |
12 |
395 |
You know, pet rescue isn't supposed to be a competition. |
1.3860 |
0.06293 |
114 |
82 |
20 |
12 |
396 |
I know you wanted a hatchback, but all they had were humpbacks. |
1.3860 |
0.06041 |
114 |
80 |
24 |
10 |
397 |
Fine, but he's not allowed to sleep in bed with us. |
1.3860 |
0.06293 |
114 |
82 |
20 |
12 |
398 |
Do you hear someone singing? |
1.3860 |
0.06415 |
114 |
83 |
18 |
13 |
399 |
Lets call him Ishmael. |
1.3860 |
0.05912 |
114 |
79 |
26 |
9 |
400 |
I wish you had told me about your emotional support animal before I booked our flight. |
1.3860 |
0.06041 |
114 |
80 |
24 |
10 |
401 |
Oh, settle down! She called 'shotgun' fair and square. |
1.3860 |
0.06535 |
114 |
84 |
16 |
14 |
402 |
Call me Imbecile. |
1.3860 |
0.06769 |
114 |
86 |
12 |
16 |
403 |
I tried flushing it down the toilet. |
1.3860 |
0.06293 |
114 |
82 |
20 |
12 |
404 |
Maybe we should've stuck with rescuing cats. |
1.3860 |
0.06041 |
114 |
80 |
24 |
10 |
405 |
Actually, in the case, I think the object is as big as it appears! |
1.3860 |
0.05912 |
114 |
79 |
26 |
9 |
406 |
Well, I don't think he wants to be here either! |
1.3805 |
0.06070 |
113 |
80 |
23 |
10 |
407 |
What? I put down a towel! |
1.3805 |
0.06199 |
113 |
81 |
21 |
11 |
408 |
I told you the car was fishtailing. |
1.3805 |
0.05939 |
113 |
79 |
25 |
9 |
409 |
I miss our elephant. |
1.3805 |
0.06199 |
113 |
81 |
21 |
11 |
410 |
Keep an eye out for road krill. |
1.3805 |
0.06325 |
113 |
82 |
19 |
12 |
411 |
I hate when that low tire pressure light goes on for no reason. |
1.3805 |
0.05939 |
113 |
79 |
25 |
9 |
412 |
But they're so cute when they're little! |
1.3805 |
0.05804 |
113 |
78 |
27 |
8 |
413 |
I told you I came with baggage! |
1.3805 |
0.05804 |
113 |
78 |
27 |
8 |
414 |
Why didn't you spout before we left?! |
1.3805 |
0.06199 |
113 |
81 |
21 |
11 |
415 |
I thought you meant something different when you said we were whale watching this weekend. |
1.3805 |
0.06570 |
113 |
84 |
15 |
14 |
416 |
Every year, it's the same with you two. Maybe I don't want to spend our vacation at the beach. |
1.3805 |
0.06325 |
113 |
82 |
19 |
12 |
417 |
What are you blubbering about? |
1.3805 |
0.06070 |
113 |
80 |
23 |
10 |
418 |
I'm allergic to dogs. |
1.3793 |
0.05828 |
116 |
81 |
26 |
9 |
419 |
Stop that blubbering this minute, or we're turning around. |
1.3772 |
0.06279 |
114 |
83 |
19 |
12 |
420 |
I think there's something wrong with the dog. |
1.3750 |
0.06358 |
112 |
82 |
18 |
12 |
421 |
Okay. Aside from that – how do you like the car? |
1.3750 |
0.05830 |
112 |
78 |
26 |
8 |
422 |
I told you to get a hatchback, not a humpback! |
1.3750 |
0.05966 |
112 |
79 |
24 |
9 |
423 |
Don't you love that new carp smell? |
1.3750 |
0.06230 |
112 |
81 |
20 |
11 |
424 |
Now we just need to pick up 4 tons of krill and then we'll be on our way home. |
1.3750 |
0.05830 |
112 |
78 |
26 |
8 |
425 |
You're not going to let me forget this, are you? |
1.3750 |
0.06230 |
112 |
81 |
20 |
11 |
426 |
Because he saved my life, OK? |
1.3750 |
0.06099 |
112 |
80 |
22 |
10 |
427 |
Why did you tell him that Monterey Bay is on our way? |
1.3750 |
0.06099 |
112 |
80 |
22 |
10 |
428 |
...now, I would like to see the kids try to flush this one down the toilet |
1.3750 |
0.06099 |
112 |
80 |
22 |
10 |
429 |
Humpback. Hatchback. You have to admit, it's confusing. |
1.3750 |
0.06099 |
112 |
80 |
22 |
10 |
430 |
"No, I'm sure I said a hatchback". |
1.3750 |
0.05830 |
112 |
78 |
26 |
8 |
431 |
Oh, that reminds me...when is your mother coming? |
1.3750 |
0.06099 |
112 |
80 |
22 |
10 |
432 |
We've had an elephant in the room for far to long. |
1.3750 |
0.06230 |
112 |
81 |
20 |
11 |
433 |
Don't be so provincial. In Europe, people take their whales everywhere. |
1.3750 |
0.05547 |
112 |
76 |
30 |
6 |
434 |
I told you it would fit. |
1.3750 |
0.05830 |
112 |
78 |
26 |
8 |
435 |
Elephant in the room? Shouldn't we be talking about the whale in the back seat? |
1.3750 |
0.06230 |
112 |
81 |
20 |
11 |
436 |
No, I don't see another swimming pool. Can you hold it? |
1.3750 |
0.06606 |
112 |
84 |
14 |
14 |
437 |
They were out of jumbo shrimp. |
1.3750 |
0.06230 |
112 |
81 |
20 |
11 |
438 |
If the suspension can handle this, your mom should be okay |
1.3750 |
0.06230 |
112 |
81 |
20 |
11 |
439 |
You are NEVER coming with me to Costco again! |
1.3750 |
0.05966 |
112 |
79 |
24 |
9 |
440 |
Remember when you used to collect seashells? |
1.3750 |
0.05830 |
112 |
78 |
26 |
8 |
441 |
The krill light just came on. |
1.3750 |
0.06099 |
112 |
80 |
22 |
10 |
442 |
I found him in the deep end of the car pool. |
1.3750 |
0.05830 |
112 |
78 |
26 |
8 |
443 |
You're right. Objects in the mirror ARE closer than they appear. |
1.3750 |
0.05547 |
112 |
76 |
30 |
6 |
444 |
You just don't see whale for three cents a pound anymore. |
1.3750 |
0.06483 |
112 |
83 |
16 |
13 |
445 |
You HAD to ask if we could bring anything. |
1.3750 |
0.06230 |
112 |
81 |
20 |
11 |
446 |
I wanted an anxiety pet that suited my anxiety |
1.3750 |
0.06358 |
112 |
82 |
18 |
12 |
447 |
"I think catch-and-release would have been a better idea'. |
1.3739 |
0.06109 |
115 |
83 |
21 |
11 |
448 |
And you said we wouldn't catch anything. |
1.3717 |
0.05922 |
113 |
80 |
24 |
9 |
449 |
I swear, he only stays with us until he gets back on his feet. |
1.3717 |
0.05787 |
113 |
79 |
26 |
8 |
450 |
Why did you have to order the "catch of the day?" |
1.3717 |
0.06054 |
113 |
81 |
22 |
10 |
451 |
No, I'm pretty sure it's your phone making that sound. |
1.3717 |
0.05922 |
113 |
80 |
24 |
9 |
452 |
You know he should be facing backwards at this age. |
1.3717 |
0.05922 |
113 |
80 |
24 |
9 |
453 |
Can we address the whale in the car? |
1.3717 |
0.06183 |
113 |
82 |
20 |
11 |
454 |
If it wasn't for my allergies I WOULD get a dog. |
1.3717 |
0.05787 |
113 |
79 |
26 |
8 |
455 |
Objects...are...closer...than...they...appear.... |
1.3717 |
0.06183 |
113 |
82 |
20 |
11 |
456 |
Don't make me come back there and harpoon you. |
1.3694 |
0.06390 |
111 |
82 |
17 |
12 |
457 |
I sense your initial doubts about my skills in the ping pong ball toss at the carnival have you feeling a little ridiculous right about now. |
1.3694 |
0.06390 |
111 |
82 |
17 |
12 |
458 |
I swear I said a hatchback. |
1.3694 |
0.05993 |
111 |
79 |
23 |
9 |
459 |
It's not my fault; he was fishtailing all over the road. |
1.3694 |
0.06641 |
111 |
84 |
13 |
14 |
460 |
I swear the salesman said, "Whale OF a deal." |
1.3694 |
0.05713 |
111 |
77 |
27 |
7 |
461 |
You were right, Sea World's going out of business sale wasn't such a great idea. |
1.3694 |
0.05855 |
111 |
78 |
25 |
8 |
462 |
Well, he is taking care of the gas ... and the oil. |
1.3694 |
0.05855 |
111 |
78 |
25 |
8 |
463 |
Then we agree- Junior can never again volunteer to take the class pet home for summer vacation. |
1.3694 |
0.05993 |
111 |
79 |
23 |
9 |
464 |
When you said we should "save the Whales", this isn't exactly what I had in mind. |
1.3694 |
0.05855 |
111 |
78 |
25 |
8 |
465 |
Ok, so don't call me Ishmael. |
1.3694 |
0.06390 |
111 |
82 |
17 |
12 |
466 |
You've always been judgmental of my need for an emotional support animal. |
1.3694 |
0.06641 |
111 |
84 |
13 |
14 |
467 |
I would have preferred the tote bag. |
1.3694 |
0.06128 |
111 |
80 |
21 |
10 |
468 |
He's your friend, you tell him the carpooling isn't working out. |
1.3694 |
0.05993 |
111 |
79 |
23 |
9 |
469 |
Don't start blubbering. |
1.3694 |
0.05713 |
111 |
77 |
27 |
7 |
470 |
Are you positive they said 'Bring your cetacean to your court appearance'? |
1.3694 |
0.06261 |
111 |
81 |
19 |
11 |
471 |
Why shouldn't I shop when I'm hungry? |
1.3694 |
0.06128 |
111 |
80 |
21 |
10 |
472 |
You just had to buy fish at Costco! |
1.3694 |
0.06517 |
111 |
83 |
15 |
13 |
473 |
They grow up so fast, don't they? |
1.3694 |
0.05266 |
111 |
74 |
33 |
4 |
474 |
The krill is gone |
1.3684 |
0.05879 |
114 |
81 |
24 |
9 |
475 |
The thing is, he was really cute as a baby. |
1.3670 |
0.06205 |
109 |
79 |
20 |
10 |
476 |
Fine, but who else can post a selfie with the hashtag, "humpback in a hatchback?" |
1.3670 |
0.06205 |
109 |
79 |
20 |
10 |
477 |
I wish the marine biologist still made house calls. |
1.3670 |
0.06473 |
109 |
81 |
16 |
12 |
478 |
Don't start. I have bigger fish to fry. |
1.3670 |
0.06066 |
109 |
78 |
22 |
9 |
479 |
This might not be the right time to bring this up, but I also gave money to Adopt the Rainforest. |
1.3670 |
0.06473 |
109 |
81 |
16 |
12 |
480 |
What smell? |
1.3670 |
0.05925 |
109 |
77 |
24 |
8 |
481 |
Is this the same fish that was in that other cartoon? |
1.3670 |
0.05779 |
109 |
76 |
26 |
7 |
482 |
Well, I heard "hatchback". |
1.3670 |
0.06340 |
109 |
80 |
18 |
11 |
483 |
"Friend-of-the-Earth," my blowhole...he's killing our mileage. |
1.3670 |
0.06205 |
109 |
79 |
20 |
10 |
484 |
All cars used to have fins, you know. |
1.3670 |
0.06066 |
109 |
78 |
22 |
9 |
485 |
Now do you see why I like catch and release? |
1.3670 |
0.05631 |
109 |
75 |
28 |
6 |
486 |
Okay, I have an interesting story for you. |
1.3670 |
0.06066 |
109 |
78 |
22 |
9 |
487 |
I just rebuilt the engine, but I'm still getting this weird clicking sound. |
1.3670 |
0.06205 |
109 |
79 |
20 |
10 |
488 |
I just still can't believe we got it through customs. |
1.3670 |
0.06066 |
109 |
78 |
22 |
9 |
489 |
Hatchback? I thought you said 'Humpback' |
1.3670 |
0.05925 |
109 |
77 |
24 |
8 |
490 |
You know, this would be easier if you were a cat person. |
1.3670 |
0.05925 |
109 |
77 |
24 |
8 |
491 |
Let's see them ticket me in the HOV lane NOW! |
1.3670 |
0.05925 |
109 |
77 |
24 |
8 |
492 |
You should have seen the one that got away. |
1.3670 |
0.06205 |
109 |
79 |
20 |
10 |
493 |
Quit your blubbering. |
1.3670 |
0.05925 |
109 |
77 |
24 |
8 |
494 |
Now that we've freed Willy, what are we going to do with him? |
1.3670 |
0.05925 |
109 |
77 |
24 |
8 |
495 |
I kind of regret buying that SeaWorld raffle ticktet. |
1.3670 |
0.05925 |
109 |
77 |
24 |
8 |
496 |
I know that look. What's wrong? |
1.3670 |
0.06066 |
109 |
78 |
22 |
9 |
497 |
Either we get a bigger car or I think it's time to free Willy. |
1.3670 |
0.06205 |
109 |
79 |
20 |
10 |
498 |
He only needs a lift to Atlantic Avenue. |
1.3670 |
0.06066 |
109 |
78 |
22 |
9 |
499 |
No, Ahab was obsessed. I'm just enchanted. |
1.3670 |
0.06205 |
109 |
79 |
20 |
10 |
500 |
I mean it this time. This is the last stray we're taking home. |
1.3670 |
0.06205 |
109 |
79 |
20 |
10 |
501 |
Most people usually just bring back a souvenir shell, or something..... |
1.3670 |
0.05925 |
109 |
77 |
24 |
8 |
502 |
Got it on a pod cast |
1.3670 |
0.06205 |
109 |
79 |
20 |
10 |
503 |
I suppose you think we have bigger fish to fry. |
1.3670 |
0.06066 |
109 |
78 |
22 |
9 |
504 |
You know that nobody will believe me if I can't show them! |
1.3670 |
0.06066 |
109 |
78 |
22 |
9 |
505 |
Come on. You liked "Free Willy" as much as I did. |
1.3670 |
0.06473 |
109 |
81 |
16 |
12 |
506 |
Next time let's opt for bringing the corn |
1.3670 |
0.06205 |
109 |
79 |
20 |
10 |
507 |
The salesman said it was a fluke. |
1.3670 |
0.06473 |
109 |
81 |
16 |
12 |
508 |
Because the back seat is full; that's why your mother can't come along. |
1.3670 |
0.06473 |
109 |
81 |
16 |
12 |
509 |
Just remember, bad decisions make great stories |
1.3670 |
0.05779 |
109 |
76 |
26 |
7 |
510 |
He is NOT taking advantage of me. Migration is just hard for him. |
1.3670 |
0.05631 |
109 |
75 |
28 |
6 |
511 |
We're not going anywhere until you fasten that seatbelt. |
1.3670 |
0.05925 |
109 |
77 |
24 |
8 |
512 |
For the last time, stop calling me Ishmael! |
1.3661 |
0.06467 |
112 |
84 |
15 |
13 |
513 |
Yes, I know how you feel about sand in the car. |
1.3636 |
0.05736 |
110 |
77 |
26 |
7 |
514 |
Do you hear a pinging sound? |
1.3636 |
0.06291 |
110 |
81 |
18 |
11 |
515 |
He just needs to drop by the sperm bank. |
1.3636 |
0.06157 |
110 |
80 |
20 |
10 |
516 |
It runs on Omega 3 oil. And I only have to fill up once a month. |
1.3611 |
0.05803 |
108 |
76 |
25 |
7 |
517 |
Do we have to listen to your podcast? |
1.3611 |
0.06372 |
108 |
80 |
17 |
11 |
518 |
Now I can use the carpool lane. |
1.3611 |
0.06094 |
108 |
78 |
21 |
9 |
519 |
I swear we're being tailed |
1.3611 |
0.06094 |
108 |
78 |
21 |
9 |
520 |
Don't give me that look. You're the one who wanted sushi. |
1.3611 |
0.06234 |
108 |
79 |
19 |
10 |
521 |
With whale oil, we get 32,000 miles between fill-ups. |
1.3611 |
0.05497 |
108 |
74 |
29 |
5 |
522 |
He knows a really good seafood place. |
1.3611 |
0.05803 |
108 |
76 |
25 |
7 |
523 |
It's a rescue. |
1.3611 |
0.06234 |
108 |
79 |
19 |
10 |
524 |
It is TOO a Pokemon! |
1.3611 |
0.05497 |
108 |
74 |
29 |
5 |
525 |
You take this whole "Save" thing pretty seriously. |
1.3611 |
0.05803 |
108 |
76 |
25 |
7 |
526 |
Did you pack the krill? |
1.3611 |
0.05950 |
108 |
77 |
23 |
8 |
527 |
It gives him such joy to signal our turns. |
1.3611 |
0.05803 |
108 |
76 |
25 |
7 |
528 |
I think I just fishtailed. |
1.3611 |
0.05950 |
108 |
77 |
23 |
8 |
529 |
They really need to fix the Holland Tunnel. |
1.3611 |
0.06372 |
108 |
80 |
17 |
11 |
530 |
I suppose we should stop and pick up some plankton on the way home. |
1.3611 |
0.06372 |
108 |
80 |
17 |
11 |
531 |
Is it okay if we stop for krill? |
1.3611 |
0.05652 |
108 |
75 |
27 |
6 |
532 |
I agree- tomorrow we quit Uber. |
1.3611 |
0.06234 |
108 |
79 |
19 |
10 |
533 |
I dunno. "Moby" is a little obvious, don't ya think? |
1.3611 |
0.05652 |
108 |
75 |
27 |
6 |
534 |
So, did you mean, "Stop your wailing," or "Stop your whaling"? |
1.3611 |
0.06506 |
108 |
81 |
15 |
12 |
535 |
Maybe we should have gone with the goldfish. |
1.3611 |
0.05950 |
108 |
77 |
23 |
8 |
536 |
Now you don't want me to save the whales? |
1.3611 |
0.06094 |
108 |
78 |
21 |
9 |
537 |
Objects in rear view mirror are closer than they appear |
1.3611 |
0.06234 |
108 |
79 |
19 |
10 |
538 |
Well maybe you should've been more specific when you said "save them." |
1.3611 |
0.05950 |
108 |
77 |
23 |
8 |
539 |
You know we're going to have to talk about it someday |
1.3611 |
0.05497 |
108 |
74 |
29 |
5 |
540 |
Do you think this is the right whale for us? |
1.3611 |
0.06234 |
108 |
79 |
19 |
10 |
541 |
All I know is he didn't look very happy in that theme park. |
1.3611 |
0.06094 |
108 |
78 |
21 |
9 |
542 |
When you said we were adopting a rescue, I assumed you meant a golden retriever. |
1.3611 |
0.05950 |
108 |
77 |
23 |
8 |
543 |
We're gonna need a bigger pool. |
1.3578 |
0.05905 |
109 |
78 |
23 |
8 |
544 |
I'm getting nervous about the shortage of road krill. |
1.3578 |
0.06186 |
109 |
80 |
19 |
10 |
545 |
Maybe you should call me Ishmael. |
1.3578 |
0.06322 |
109 |
81 |
17 |
11 |
546 |
That was a pretty big puddle. |
1.3578 |
0.06047 |
109 |
79 |
21 |
9 |
547 |
Breath mint? |
1.3551 |
0.05976 |
107 |
77 |
22 |
8 |
548 |
My sperm count's low today. |
1.3551 |
0.05976 |
107 |
77 |
22 |
8 |
549 |
Just my second day with Uber. Why? |
1.3551 |
0.05516 |
107 |
74 |
28 |
5 |
550 |
Honest,Carol, that's the smallest whale that you can buy at Costco. |
1.3551 |
0.05673 |
107 |
75 |
26 |
6 |
551 |
We'll just freeze what we can't eat. |
1.3551 |
0.05516 |
107 |
74 |
28 |
5 |
552 |
Your mother might want to cut back on her Omega-3 tablets. Just sayin'. |
1.3551 |
0.06540 |
107 |
81 |
14 |
12 |
553 |
So then I said, Call me Ishmael, and before you know it, we're giving him a ride home. |
1.3551 |
0.05827 |
107 |
76 |
24 |
7 |
554 |
Why can't it swim around South America like all the others? |
1.3551 |
0.05976 |
107 |
77 |
22 |
8 |
555 |
You DIDN'T catch a bigger fish than me. That's a mammal. |
1.3551 |
0.06264 |
107 |
79 |
18 |
10 |
556 |
He looked so much smaller in that little plastic bag. |
1.3551 |
0.06122 |
107 |
78 |
20 |
9 |
557 |
Got to hand it to you. Great payback for the white elephant they gave us last year. |
1.3551 |
0.05976 |
107 |
77 |
22 |
8 |
558 |
Sonar is the new GPS. |
1.3551 |
0.06264 |
107 |
79 |
18 |
10 |
559 |
Hatchback? I can swear you told me to buy a Humpback. |
1.3551 |
0.06122 |
107 |
78 |
20 |
9 |
560 |
He likes Yanni. We can change the playlist when we get to Orlando. |
1.3551 |
0.05827 |
107 |
76 |
24 |
7 |
561 |
There wasn't any tuna left. |
1.3551 |
0.06403 |
107 |
80 |
16 |
11 |
562 |
It's a new ride sharing concept called blUbBER |
1.3551 |
0.06122 |
107 |
78 |
20 |
9 |
563 |
No, I said bring me back a souvenir from Wales. |
1.3524 |
0.06199 |
105 |
77 |
19 |
9 |
564 |
We're being tailed. |
1.3524 |
0.06049 |
105 |
76 |
21 |
8 |
565 |
I still say, in this day and age, a selfie with him would have been enough. |
1.3524 |
0.05896 |
105 |
75 |
23 |
7 |
566 |
An elephant in the room I could handle. |
1.3524 |
0.06488 |
105 |
79 |
15 |
11 |
567 |
Remember, the "Save the Whale" bumper sticker was your idea. |
1.3524 |
0.06199 |
105 |
77 |
19 |
9 |
568 |
Who knew that saving the whales and driving a Prius were incompatible? |
1.3524 |
0.05577 |
105 |
73 |
27 |
5 |
569 |
How the hell do I know if there's krill at this exit? |
1.3524 |
0.06049 |
105 |
76 |
21 |
8 |
570 |
Sometimes he needs to go watching too. |
1.3524 |
0.06199 |
105 |
77 |
19 |
9 |
571 |
I think some of us misunderstood the word carpool. |
1.3524 |
0.06199 |
105 |
77 |
19 |
9 |
572 |
No, you were the one who said "Save the whale!" |
1.3524 |
0.05896 |
105 |
75 |
23 |
7 |
573 |
Honestly, 'a car with fins' would've been a waste of my third wish even without a catch. |
1.3524 |
0.06488 |
105 |
79 |
15 |
11 |
574 |
He needed a ride to the sperm bank. |
1.3524 |
0.06049 |
105 |
76 |
21 |
8 |
575 |
OK. Yes. I'll admit that the bison calf was a mistake, but this is different. |
1.3524 |
0.06049 |
105 |
76 |
21 |
8 |
576 |
Now that I've addressed your concerns about trunk space, are you looking to buy or lease? |
1.3524 |
0.06199 |
105 |
77 |
19 |
9 |
577 |
I said "hatchback" not "humpback". |
1.3524 |
0.06199 |
105 |
77 |
19 |
9 |
578 |
Are you sure it wasn't catch and release? |
1.3524 |
0.06199 |
105 |
77 |
19 |
9 |
579 |
Your penchant for picking up strays has finally gone overboard. |
1.3524 |
0.05896 |
105 |
75 |
23 |
7 |
580 |
I enjoy cooking, watching old movies, and bluegrass. And I like whales. |
1.3524 |
0.05896 |
105 |
75 |
23 |
7 |
581 |
I knew we shouldn't have bid for the whale watching package. |
1.3524 |
0.06049 |
105 |
76 |
21 |
8 |
582 |
He's my service pet. I take him everywhere. |
1.3524 |
0.05739 |
105 |
74 |
25 |
6 |
583 |
Who'd have guessed a hatchback could hold a humpback? |
1.3524 |
0.05739 |
105 |
74 |
25 |
6 |
584 |
I told you they're not as cute when they get big. |
1.3524 |
0.05577 |
105 |
73 |
27 |
5 |
585 |
What was that saying about objects in the mirror? |
1.3524 |
0.06199 |
105 |
77 |
19 |
9 |
586 |
Mammal. Look it up. |
1.3524 |
0.06345 |
105 |
78 |
17 |
10 |
587 |
You know I suggested we think about a sperm donor? |
1.3524 |
0.06199 |
105 |
77 |
19 |
9 |
588 |
Technically, it smells like mammal in here. |
1.3524 |
0.06488 |
105 |
79 |
15 |
11 |
589 |
Okay you've proved it's roomy, but I still want to test drive the SUV. |
1.3524 |
0.06049 |
105 |
76 |
21 |
8 |
590 |
Fins on cars are coming back. |
1.3524 |
0.05739 |
105 |
74 |
25 |
6 |
591 |
I'm 46, Karen. It was either this or an affair. |
1.3524 |
0.06627 |
105 |
80 |
13 |
12 |
592 |
Don't look now but I think we have a tail. |
1.3524 |
0.05739 |
105 |
74 |
25 |
6 |
593 |
Next time, don't click 'Uber Pool.' |
1.3524 |
0.06627 |
105 |
80 |
13 |
12 |
594 |
Clearly, we've got bigger fish to fry! |
1.3524 |
0.06345 |
105 |
78 |
17 |
10 |
595 |
The thing about Costco is, you buy a lot of something 'cause it's cheap and then there's the problem about where to store it when you get home. |
1.3524 |
0.05739 |
105 |
74 |
25 |
6 |
596 |
Now, both of you, quit your blubbering! |
1.3524 |
0.05739 |
105 |
74 |
25 |
6 |
597 |
Don't worry, you'll like your new school |
1.3524 |
0.06199 |
105 |
77 |
19 |
9 |
598 |
I hope you like blubber. |
1.3524 |
0.06488 |
105 |
79 |
15 |
11 |
599 |
I still want a cat |
1.3524 |
0.06049 |
105 |
76 |
21 |
8 |
600 |
That was some car wash |
1.3524 |
0.06049 |
105 |
76 |
21 |
8 |
601 |
I know I'm a soft touch for hitchhikers...but Sea World is only 30 minutes out of our way |
1.3524 |
0.06199 |
105 |
77 |
19 |
9 |
602 |
Did you remember to pick up some kelp? |
1.3524 |
0.05577 |
105 |
73 |
27 |
5 |
603 |
"Save the whales, save the whales you said...so I did. |
1.3524 |
0.06049 |
105 |
76 |
21 |
8 |
604 |
Global warming has shifted their migration habits. |
1.3524 |
0.05739 |
105 |
74 |
25 |
6 |
605 |
So, we're just not going to address the whale in the car? |
1.3524 |
0.06199 |
105 |
77 |
19 |
9 |
606 |
It wasn't me. |
1.3524 |
0.06199 |
105 |
77 |
19 |
9 |
607 |
Oh, stop your blubbering. |
1.3524 |
0.06049 |
105 |
76 |
21 |
8 |
608 |
Well, I couldn't have put your mother in the back seat, and him in the trunk, could I? |
1.3519 |
0.05782 |
108 |
77 |
24 |
7 |
609 |
I couldn't just leave it on the beach! |
1.3519 |
0.05929 |
108 |
78 |
22 |
8 |
610 |
Need to make a quick deposit at the sperm bank... |
1.3519 |
0.06074 |
108 |
79 |
20 |
9 |
611 |
Wake up Margaret! The car is making that sound again. |
1.3519 |
0.06215 |
108 |
80 |
18 |
10 |
612 |
Don't worry, objects appear bigger than they appear in the mirror |
1.3519 |
0.05929 |
108 |
78 |
22 |
8 |
613 |
I think we're gonna need a bigger aquarium. |
1.3491 |
0.06149 |
106 |
78 |
19 |
9 |
614 |
Oh, well if it was on sale... |
1.3491 |
0.06149 |
106 |
78 |
19 |
9 |
615 |
You're such a skeptic. We can always get a bigger aquarium. |
1.3491 |
0.06294 |
106 |
79 |
17 |
10 |
616 |
Did you remember to pack the whale? |
1.3491 |
0.06001 |
106 |
77 |
21 |
8 |
617 |
Next time, can we just donate money instead? |
1.3491 |
0.06294 |
106 |
79 |
17 |
10 |
618 |
What is it about 'catch and release' you have trouble with? |
1.3491 |
0.05694 |
106 |
75 |
25 |
6 |
619 |
Most people settle for a puppy or kitten to rescue, but no...you always have to make the grand gesture. |
1.3491 |
0.05850 |
106 |
76 |
23 |
7 |
620 |
It uses sonar and echolocation... I'm completely hands-free. |
1.3491 |
0.06149 |
106 |
78 |
19 |
9 |
621 |
Whew! That was some wave! |
1.3491 |
0.05694 |
106 |
75 |
25 |
6 |
622 |
Boy, that was some big puddle we just drove thru! |
1.3491 |
0.06149 |
106 |
78 |
19 |
9 |
623 |
Do the math, Rachel. It's only 14 cents a pound when you buy in bulk. |
1.3486 |
0.06302 |
109 |
82 |
16 |
11 |
624 |
If you really cared about saving the whales, you wouldn't complain about adopting a rescue. |
1.3462 |
0.06075 |
104 |
76 |
20 |
8 |
625 |
You called the pool people, right? |
1.3462 |
0.05595 |
104 |
73 |
26 |
5 |
626 |
Saving The Whales is tough on gas mileage |
1.3462 |
0.05920 |
104 |
75 |
22 |
7 |
627 |
Still thinking about the one that got away... |
1.3462 |
0.05920 |
104 |
75 |
22 |
7 |
628 |
The elephant in the room? Let's talk about the whale in the back seat! |
1.3462 |
0.06227 |
104 |
77 |
18 |
9 |
629 |
They grow up so fast |
1.3462 |
0.05426 |
104 |
72 |
28 |
4 |
630 |
I don't think this is what they meant when they said they needed a sperm donor |
1.3462 |
0.06075 |
104 |
76 |
20 |
8 |
631 |
I like our new Humpback, but I wish it got better mileage. |
1.3462 |
0.05760 |
104 |
74 |
24 |
6 |
632 |
It's in the car seat in case we get stopped, right?". |
1.3462 |
0.05920 |
104 |
75 |
22 |
7 |
633 |
We've got to stop drinking and diving. |
1.3462 |
0.06227 |
104 |
77 |
18 |
9 |
634 |
I've got a license to krill |
1.3462 |
0.05920 |
104 |
75 |
22 |
7 |
635 |
Oh, but when you brought home a new dog it was okay? |
1.3462 |
0.05595 |
104 |
73 |
26 |
5 |
636 |
Do you feel us fishtailing a little? |
1.3462 |
0.05760 |
104 |
74 |
24 |
6 |
637 |
Seems like I haven't heard from Jonah in three days |
1.3462 |
0.05920 |
104 |
75 |
22 |
7 |
638 |
The singing I don't mind so much. It's the silent judgement of my driving skills that has become a problem. |
1.3462 |
0.06075 |
104 |
76 |
20 |
8 |
639 |
I thought we agreed on catch and release. |
1.3462 |
0.05760 |
104 |
74 |
24 |
6 |
640 |
Why can't you collect seashells? |
1.3462 |
0.06375 |
104 |
78 |
16 |
10 |
641 |
It's painfully obvious, you think I should ask for directions. |
1.3462 |
0.06075 |
104 |
76 |
20 |
8 |
642 |
Why can't you collect shells like everyone else? |
1.3462 |
0.05920 |
104 |
75 |
22 |
7 |
643 |
I told you to bring the big cooler. |
1.3462 |
0.06075 |
104 |
76 |
20 |
8 |
644 |
....and exactly how do you expect me to track down 40 million krill at this time of night? |
1.3462 |
0.06375 |
104 |
78 |
16 |
10 |
645 |
What can I say? He signed up for the carpool. |
1.3462 |
0.06075 |
104 |
76 |
20 |
8 |
646 |
Yes, Uber says I have to pick up service animals, but I pictured a dog. |
1.3462 |
0.06375 |
104 |
78 |
16 |
10 |
647 |
How about we not sing along? |
1.3462 |
0.06227 |
104 |
77 |
18 |
9 |
648 |
Sure, Dennis-- ‘Let’s drive for Uber. It’ll be fun.’ Seriously-- does he even have a wallet? |
1.3462 |
0.06075 |
104 |
76 |
20 |
8 |
649 |
DIDN'T I TELL YOU WE SHOULD HAVE CLOSED THE WINDOWS BEFORE WE LEFT THE BEACH1 |
1.3462 |
0.06375 |
104 |
78 |
16 |
10 |
650 |
What happened to catch and release, dear? |
1.3462 |
0.06520 |
104 |
79 |
14 |
11 |
651 |
I'm not moving until you buckle up back there. |
1.3462 |
0.05920 |
104 |
75 |
22 |
7 |
652 |
No one likes a backseat diver. |
1.3462 |
0.05760 |
104 |
74 |
24 |
6 |
653 |
Well, technically it wouldn't be a "fish" story. |
1.3462 |
0.06520 |
104 |
79 |
14 |
11 |
654 |
I don't care if he followed you home, Ahab, you still can't keep him. |
1.3462 |
0.06227 |
104 |
77 |
18 |
9 |
655 |
When you said you were going to the sperm bank, I had no idea you would bring your own whale. |
1.3462 |
0.06375 |
104 |
78 |
16 |
10 |
656 |
It was on sale. |
1.3462 |
0.06227 |
104 |
77 |
18 |
9 |
657 |
Maybe I misunderstood what you meant by carpool. |
1.3462 |
0.05920 |
104 |
75 |
22 |
7 |
658 |
OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE WAY BIGGER THAN THEY APPEAR |
1.3462 |
0.05920 |
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75 |
22 |
7 |
659 |
Humpback? I thought you said hatchback. |
1.3462 |
0.05595 |
104 |
73 |
26 |
5 |
660 |
Having a pet is a great way to teach kids about responsibility. |
1.3462 |
0.05426 |
104 |
72 |
28 |
4 |
661 |
The brochure said 'Save a Whale'. |
1.3462 |
0.05760 |
104 |
74 |
24 |
6 |
662 |
It's not that big a whale. It's just that objects in the rear view mirror appear closer than they are. |
1.3462 |
0.05920 |
104 |
75 |
22 |
7 |
663 |
You know I like those those cars with the fins. |
1.3462 |
0.05920 |
104 |
75 |
22 |
7 |
664 |
This is much worse than the elephant in the room. |
1.3462 |
0.06075 |
104 |
76 |
20 |
8 |
665 |
What is it about catch and release you don't understand? |
1.3462 |
0.06227 |
104 |
77 |
18 |
9 |
666 |
Technically it can't smell fishy. |
1.3429 |
0.06323 |
105 |
79 |
16 |
10 |
667 |
What? You said I could get a souvenir. |
1.3398 |
0.06101 |
103 |
76 |
19 |
8 |
668 |
You might want to put your peg on the gas there, captain. |
1.3398 |
0.06406 |
103 |
78 |
15 |
10 |
669 |
Okay, we rescued him from Sea World. What now? |
1.3398 |
0.05781 |
103 |
74 |
23 |
6 |
670 |
We're gonna need a bigger koi pond. |
1.3398 |
0.05781 |
103 |
74 |
23 |
6 |
671 |
Did the "nice man on Craigslist" mention anything about when the "Teacup whale" reaches maturity? |
1.3398 |
0.06101 |
103 |
76 |
19 |
8 |
672 |
Listen, the guy is selling bluefin tuna for $2.99 a pound, I'm not gonna ask for a DNA test. |
1.3398 |
0.06101 |
103 |
76 |
19 |
8 |
673 |
I didn't complain when you put in the koi pond, did I? |
1.3398 |
0.06101 |
103 |
76 |
19 |
8 |
674 |
Yeah, it takes more time to pick him up, but now we can use the carpool lane. |
1.3398 |
0.05614 |
103 |
73 |
25 |
5 |
675 |
I'm sorry I ever complained about the shells you used to bring back from the beach. |
1.3398 |
0.06255 |
103 |
77 |
17 |
9 |
676 |
I would have thrown it back, but it's not native to the Hudson River. |
1.3398 |
0.06406 |
103 |
78 |
15 |
10 |
677 |
I told you not to feed him. |
1.3398 |
0.06406 |
103 |
78 |
15 |
10 |
678 |
I told the kids he's going to a farm upstate. |
1.3398 |
0.06552 |
103 |
79 |
13 |
11 |
679 |
I always wanted a car with tail fins. |
1.3398 |
0.06101 |
103 |
76 |
19 |
8 |
680 |
Enough with your Melville book group. |
1.3398 |
0.05943 |
103 |
75 |
21 |
7 |
681 |
Let's burn blubber |
1.3398 |
0.05614 |
103 |
73 |
25 |
5 |
682 |
I'm just not a dog person. |
1.3398 |
0.05781 |
103 |
74 |
23 |
6 |
683 |
Please tell me that you remembered to bring the plankton. |
1.3398 |
0.05781 |
103 |
74 |
23 |
6 |
684 |
We can take you as far as Omaha. |
1.3398 |
0.05781 |
103 |
74 |
23 |
6 |
685 |
It depends on how you define fluke. |
1.3398 |
0.06101 |
103 |
76 |
19 |
8 |
686 |
Call me crazy, but I prefer the elephant in the room. |
1.3398 |
0.06101 |
103 |
76 |
19 |
8 |
687 |
yes, but we do save so much at Costco. |
1.3398 |
0.06101 |
103 |
76 |
19 |
8 |
688 |
Well at least it's not screaming, "Are we there yet?" |
1.3398 |
0.06406 |
103 |
78 |
15 |
10 |
689 |
Sometimes I wonder if carpooling really is helping the environment. |
1.3398 |
0.06552 |
103 |
79 |
13 |
11 |
690 |
I'll never get lost with our new echolocation system. |
1.3398 |
0.05781 |
103 |
74 |
23 |
6 |
691 |
He may be a mammal but he drinks like a fish. |
1.3398 |
0.06101 |
103 |
76 |
19 |
8 |
692 |
He said he needs a ride up the coast to meet some friends. |
1.3398 |
0.06101 |
103 |
76 |
19 |
8 |
693 |
Why can't you crave pickles and ice cream like other pregnant women? |
1.3398 |
0.06101 |
103 |
76 |
19 |
8 |
694 |
Yes, but the price per pound was really good. |
1.3398 |
0.06255 |
103 |
77 |
17 |
9 |
695 |
Can we please address the whale in the car? |
1.3365 |
0.06203 |
104 |
78 |
17 |
9 |
696 |
What did you expect when the Costco ad said "bulk sushi"? |
1.3365 |
0.05734 |
104 |
75 |
23 |
6 |
697 |
Of course I've heard of Catch and Release! |
1.3365 |
0.05895 |
104 |
76 |
21 |
7 |
698 |
It's only for a little while until we can find his real owners... |
1.3333 |
0.05966 |
102 |
75 |
20 |
7 |
699 |
Your dad's going to be furious when he finds the sperm on the backseat. |
1.3333 |
0.06436 |
102 |
78 |
14 |
10 |
700 |
Wow, does he ever look close. |
1.3333 |
0.05966 |
102 |
75 |
20 |
7 |
701 |
'Don't worry. It's a rental.' |
1.3333 |
0.05966 |
102 |
75 |
20 |
7 |
702 |
This is the last time I'm supporting one of your PETA heists. |
1.3333 |
0.06436 |
102 |
78 |
14 |
10 |
703 |
You weren't "stranded." We were just a few minutes late picking you up. |
1.3333 |
0.06126 |
102 |
76 |
18 |
8 |
704 |
I think your'e right, the Whale On Board sign isn't necessary. |
1.3333 |
0.05801 |
102 |
74 |
22 |
6 |
705 |
I promised we would take him to Seaworld ! |
1.3333 |
0.05966 |
102 |
75 |
20 |
7 |
706 |
I thought that fins went out in the 50's. |
1.3333 |
0.05801 |
102 |
74 |
22 |
6 |
707 |
OK then, next year I'll practice catch and release. |
1.3333 |
0.06126 |
102 |
76 |
18 |
8 |
708 |
We need to stop for gas and krill. |
1.3333 |
0.05801 |
102 |
74 |
22 |
6 |
709 |
How long until you think the aquarium notices she gone? |
1.3333 |
0.05801 |
102 |
74 |
22 |
6 |
710 |
Please, don't blubber. |
1.3333 |
0.05631 |
102 |
73 |
24 |
5 |
711 |
I am not the one taking it back when we run out of plankton. |
1.3333 |
0.06585 |
102 |
79 |
12 |
11 |
712 |
It looked smaller in the ocean. |
1.3333 |
0.06283 |
102 |
77 |
16 |
9 |
713 |
There's that funny squeaking noise again. |
1.3333 |
0.06126 |
102 |
76 |
18 |
8 |
714 |
I thought the rental agency said it was a hatchback. |
1.3333 |
0.06283 |
102 |
77 |
16 |
9 |
715 |
I'm sure we can find a place that serves burgers and krill. |
1.3333 |
0.05275 |
102 |
71 |
28 |
3 |
716 |
Sometimes it's just best not to look back. |
1.3333 |
0.05966 |
102 |
75 |
20 |
7 |
717 |
He's only hitchhiking as far as Sea World. |
1.3333 |
0.05275 |
102 |
71 |
28 |
3 |
718 |
Why couldn't we have just gotten a cat? |
1.3333 |
0.05966 |
102 |
75 |
20 |
7 |
719 |
I'm still not buying a minivan. |
1.3333 |
0.06126 |
102 |
76 |
18 |
8 |
720 |
I had a really nice time tonight. Call me, Ishmael. |
1.3333 |
0.06126 |
102 |
76 |
18 |
8 |
721 |
We need to stop for gasoline and krill. |
1.3333 |
0.05456 |
102 |
72 |
26 |
4 |
722 |
Oh c'mon, you were never a fan of that new car smell anyway! |
1.3333 |
0.05966 |
102 |
75 |
20 |
7 |
723 |
No, seriously, call me Ishmael. |
1.3333 |
0.06283 |
102 |
77 |
16 |
9 |
724 |
Are they really going to believe he just "ran away"? |
1.3333 |
0.06126 |
102 |
76 |
18 |
8 |
725 |
Do you think we are carrying this "save-the-whale" thing a little too far? |
1.3333 |
0.06283 |
102 |
77 |
16 |
9 |
726 |
i suppose you're wondering what happened to the donkey I brought on our last date. |
1.3333 |
0.05966 |
102 |
75 |
20 |
7 |
727 |
You know, when I said we should capture the moment I was really just talking about a photo. |
1.3333 |
0.05801 |
102 |
74 |
22 |
6 |
728 |
Blübber: It's Uber for whales |
1.3333 |
0.06730 |
102 |
80 |
10 |
12 |
729 |
It's a hybrid . It gets 70 knots per gallon and its loaded with omega 9s. |
1.3333 |
0.06126 |
102 |
76 |
18 |
8 |
730 |
Not again. He just peed an hour ago. |
1.3301 |
0.05753 |
103 |
75 |
22 |
6 |
731 |
Could you get him to stop his blubbering already! |
1.3301 |
0.05917 |
103 |
76 |
20 |
7 |
732 |
I say we beach him. |
1.3300 |
0.06365 |
100 |
76 |
15 |
9 |
733 |
So... it's one vote for Chinese, and two for seafood. |
1.3300 |
0.05515 |
100 |
71 |
25 |
4 |
734 |
I guess I had a different idea of what you meant when you asked if I'd like a humpback in the back seat. |
1.3300 |
0.06522 |
100 |
77 |
13 |
10 |
735 |
I thought you invited him. |
1.3300 |
0.06204 |
100 |
75 |
17 |
8 |
736 |
Yes, it's another whale. What's your point? |
1.3300 |
0.06039 |
100 |
74 |
19 |
7 |
737 |
Don't you just love that new carp smell? |
1.3300 |
0.05870 |
100 |
73 |
21 |
6 |
738 |
We'll just get shrimp, he won't know the difference. |
1.3300 |
0.05695 |
100 |
72 |
23 |
5 |
739 |
But the Joneses just have koi in their pond. |
1.3300 |
0.05695 |
100 |
72 |
23 |
5 |
740 |
Face wise you look just like your picture, but you never mentioned the humpback. |
1.3300 |
0.06039 |
100 |
74 |
19 |
7 |
741 |
We're going to need a bigger grill. |
1.3300 |
0.06039 |
100 |
74 |
19 |
7 |
742 |
You catch it, you clean it! |
1.3300 |
0.06039 |
100 |
74 |
19 |
7 |
743 |
You don't often see whales hitchhiking this far inland. |
1.3300 |
0.05870 |
100 |
73 |
21 |
6 |
744 |
Let's not get too judgy, we've all changed a lot since college. |
1.3300 |
0.06365 |
100 |
76 |
15 |
9 |
745 |
You could have told him that Monterey Bay is not on our way. |
1.3300 |
0.06039 |
100 |
74 |
19 |
7 |
746 |
I’d heard that you were a krill seeker… |
1.3300 |
0.05870 |
100 |
73 |
21 |
6 |
747 |
Well.... I think it's time to address the whale in the car. |
1.3300 |
0.06522 |
100 |
77 |
13 |
10 |
748 |
Hatchback, I said hatchback! |
1.3300 |
0.06039 |
100 |
74 |
19 |
7 |
749 |
Well, we couldn't save it, so now what? |
1.3300 |
0.06039 |
100 |
74 |
19 |
7 |
750 |
No, I _don't_ think adjusting the mirror is going to help. |
1.3300 |
0.06204 |
100 |
75 |
17 |
8 |
751 |
We could always consider sperm donation. |
1.3300 |
0.06039 |
100 |
74 |
19 |
7 |
752 |
25 cents a pound, I couldn't walk away. |
1.3300 |
0.06039 |
100 |
74 |
19 |
7 |
753 |
Don't look now, but that jerk from the beach is tailgating us again. |
1.3300 |
0.06365 |
100 |
76 |
15 |
9 |
754 |
Did you see how she just jumped in the backseat and curled up and went to sleep? |
1.3300 |
0.06204 |
100 |
75 |
17 |
8 |
755 |
I guess I didn't understand what you meant by car pool. |
1.3300 |
0.05870 |
100 |
73 |
21 |
6 |
756 |
Something's bothering you. What is it? |
1.3300 |
0.06039 |
100 |
74 |
19 |
7 |
757 |
I guess this means re-thinking the Koi pond? |
1.3300 |
0.05329 |
100 |
70 |
27 |
3 |
758 |
Fine, but you're cleaning up after it. |
1.3300 |
0.06039 |
100 |
74 |
19 |
7 |
759 |
What? I let you take the stray cat home. |
1.3300 |
0.06675 |
100 |
78 |
11 |
11 |
760 |
If a cop pulls us over, try 'Call me Ishmael'. |
1.3300 |
0.06204 |
100 |
75 |
17 |
8 |
761 |
Now will you call me Ishmael? |
1.3300 |
0.06365 |
100 |
76 |
15 |
9 |
762 |
When you said lets "Save The Whales" I didn't think you meant it literally. |
1.3300 |
0.05695 |
100 |
72 |
23 |
5 |
763 |
I still think the aquarium is going to notice he's missing. |
1.3300 |
0.06039 |
100 |
74 |
19 |
7 |
764 |
What can I say. I'm a sucker for garage sales. |
1.3300 |
0.06204 |
100 |
75 |
17 |
8 |
765 |
I got it at Costco. |
1.3300 |
0.06365 |
100 |
76 |
15 |
9 |
766 |
I figure if we can keep him alive, children will be no problem. |
1.3300 |
0.05870 |
100 |
73 |
21 |
6 |
767 |
I'm sorry, but this is going to be your last ride with Uber. |
1.3300 |
0.05695 |
100 |
72 |
23 |
5 |
768 |
Love that new car smell. |
1.3300 |
0.06204 |
100 |
75 |
17 |
8 |
769 |
I've got to stop and pick up some krill. |
1.3300 |
0.05695 |
100 |
72 |
23 |
5 |
770 |
Can you switch the radio over to sonar? |
1.3300 |
0.06825 |
100 |
79 |
9 |
12 |
771 |
I'm driving slowly because when it's wet, this car tends to fishtail. |
1.3300 |
0.06039 |
100 |
74 |
19 |
7 |
772 |
Usually, a "whale" of a deal doesn't mean a real one. |
1.3300 |
0.06204 |
100 |
75 |
17 |
8 |
773 |
Sure, be that way. But it works out to, like, two cents a pound. |
1.3300 |
0.06204 |
100 |
75 |
17 |
8 |
774 |
I don't know what to do now that he's outgrown his carseat. |
1.3300 |
0.06204 |
100 |
75 |
17 |
8 |
775 |
You were supposed to take only memories. |
1.3300 |
0.06365 |
100 |
76 |
15 |
9 |
776 |
I found him ontop of my brother on the desert island. I couldn't just leave him there. |
1.3300 |
0.06204 |
100 |
75 |
17 |
8 |
777 |
Next time, can we just bring a salad? |
1.3300 |
0.06204 |
100 |
75 |
17 |
8 |
778 |
I know it's starting to smell but this way we can use the HOV lane to beat traffic. |
1.3300 |
0.06675 |
100 |
78 |
11 |
11 |
779 |
Now we have to talk about the elephant in the bedroom. |
1.3300 |
0.06522 |
100 |
77 |
13 |
10 |
780 |
Will a black lab sing to you? |
1.3300 |
0.05870 |
100 |
73 |
21 |
6 |
781 |
I think next time we should go back to our regular car wash. |
1.3300 |
0.06204 |
100 |
75 |
17 |
8 |
782 |
He said we should call him Ishmael. |
1.3300 |
0.06204 |
100 |
75 |
17 |
8 |
783 |
We can't avoid it any longer. We need to talk about the whale in the car. |
1.3267 |
0.05988 |
101 |
75 |
19 |
7 |
784 |
Not in front of the W-H-A-L-E. |
1.3232 |
0.05890 |
99 |
73 |
20 |
6 |
785 |
I'm getting a little annoyed that you keep calling him the fish. |
1.3232 |
0.06062 |
99 |
74 |
18 |
7 |
786 |
You realize, don't you, that no one will believe us about the one that got away? |
1.3232 |
0.05890 |
99 |
73 |
20 |
6 |
787 |
Ten cents a pound.How could I pass it up! |
1.3232 |
0.05712 |
99 |
72 |
22 |
5 |
788 |
Do you have a better idea to qualify for the carpool lane? |
1.3232 |
0.06230 |
99 |
75 |
16 |
8 |
789 |
Did you bring any plankton? |
1.3232 |
0.05712 |
99 |
72 |
22 |
5 |
790 |
Really, of all the animals at the rescue shelter? |
1.3232 |
0.06062 |
99 |
74 |
18 |
7 |
791 |
Well, next time you try to get a sitter on a Friday afternoon. |
1.3232 |
0.06393 |
99 |
76 |
14 |
9 |
792 |
I've tried everything, even one of those little pine tree thingies. |
1.3232 |
0.05712 |
99 |
72 |
22 |
5 |
793 |
Actually, the expression is "elephant in the room." |
1.3232 |
0.06062 |
99 |
74 |
18 |
7 |
794 |
I thought it would be more effective than a "Save the Whales" bumper sticker. |
1.3232 |
0.05529 |
99 |
71 |
24 |
4 |
795 |
Seriously, he's normally not like this, it was that last shot of Drambuie in the blowhole that did him in.. |
1.3232 |
0.06553 |
99 |
77 |
12 |
10 |
796 |
I thought carpooling would be a lot more fun. |
1.3232 |
0.06230 |
99 |
75 |
16 |
8 |
797 |
The salesman said it was a hatchback,not humpback. |
1.3232 |
0.06230 |
99 |
75 |
16 |
8 |
798 |
Did anything seem weird about that car wash to you? |
1.3232 |
0.06062 |
99 |
74 |
18 |
7 |
799 |
I didn't know the Aquarium's "Adopt-A-Whale" program was so literal. |
1.3232 |
0.05529 |
99 |
71 |
24 |
4 |
800 |
I wonder if Costco carries krill? |
1.3232 |
0.06230 |
99 |
75 |
16 |
8 |
801 |
Wasn't this in last weeks cartoon? |
1.3232 |
0.06062 |
99 |
74 |
18 |
7 |
802 |
Next time, let's stick to feeding the seagulls. |
1.3232 |
0.05890 |
99 |
73 |
20 |
6 |
803 |
Don’t make me come back there. |
1.3232 |
0.05890 |
99 |
73 |
20 |
6 |
804 |
No, Moby, for the last time, we aren't there yet. |
1.3232 |
0.05529 |
99 |
71 |
24 |
4 |
805 |
Ok,four thousand Krill Burgers and a Diet Coke.What are you having? |
1.3232 |
0.05529 |
99 |
71 |
24 |
4 |
806 |
You just "had" to save the whales, didn't you? |
1.3232 |
0.05529 |
99 |
71 |
24 |
4 |
807 |
And you're sure this place allows pets? |
1.3232 |
0.05712 |
99 |
72 |
22 |
5 |
808 |
I agreed to Jonah but you never mentioned his friend. |
1.3232 |
0.05890 |
99 |
73 |
20 |
6 |
809 |
I'm no doctor, but there have to be easier ways to elevate your sperm count. |
1.3232 |
0.06708 |
99 |
78 |
10 |
11 |
810 |
I didn't think "Adopt A Whale" was to be taken literally. |
1.3232 |
0.06230 |
99 |
75 |
16 |
8 |
811 |
He'll be just fine in the deep end. |
1.3232 |
0.06393 |
99 |
76 |
14 |
9 |
812 |
OK big fella. You know the rules. This car does not move till all the seat belts are clicked. |
1.3232 |
0.06062 |
99 |
74 |
18 |
7 |
813 |
The kids would have been happy with some shells or salt water taffy. |
1.3232 |
0.06553 |
99 |
77 |
12 |
10 |
814 |
Yeah, but once we reach the Pacific, our mileage will be great! |
1.3232 |
0.05712 |
99 |
72 |
22 |
5 |
815 |
He doesn't understand what a Car Pool is? |
1.3232 |
0.06393 |
99 |
76 |
14 |
9 |
816 |
You wanted a navigation system. |
1.3232 |
0.06062 |
99 |
74 |
18 |
7 |
817 |
This is the last time we go to the aquarium on pet rescue day. |
1.3232 |
0.05712 |
99 |
72 |
22 |
5 |
818 |
Well, we couldn't just leave him there |
1.3232 |
0.05890 |
99 |
73 |
20 |
6 |
819 |
You wanted tail fins--you got tail fins. |
1.3232 |
0.06230 |
99 |
75 |
16 |
8 |
820 |
Look. I think it's time we address the 8,000 pound whale in the car. |
1.3232 |
0.06062 |
99 |
74 |
18 |
7 |
821 |
Big mistake letting the kid bring it home. Say, where is Jonah anyway. |
1.3232 |
0.06393 |
99 |
76 |
14 |
9 |
822 |
Please stop blubbering. |
1.3232 |
0.06062 |
99 |
74 |
18 |
7 |
823 |
I got it for forth place in the New Yorker Caption Contest. |
1.3232 |
0.06230 |
99 |
75 |
16 |
8 |
824 |
You were right. Whale songs are much better live. |
1.3232 |
0.05339 |
99 |
70 |
26 |
3 |
825 |
I just wish he knew something other than "Louie, Louie." |
1.3232 |
0.06230 |
99 |
75 |
16 |
8 |
826 |
I'll cancel our Greenpeace membership. |
1.3232 |
0.06553 |
99 |
77 |
12 |
10 |
827 |
We'll have to make a few adjustments to the car seat now that he's old enough to face forward. |
1.3232 |
0.06062 |
99 |
74 |
18 |
7 |
828 |
Did you remember his sponge? He loves his sponge. |
1.3232 |
0.06062 |
99 |
74 |
18 |
7 |
829 |
How was I supposed to know they can't hold their liquor? |
1.3232 |
0.06393 |
99 |
76 |
14 |
9 |
830 |
20,000 leagues and you still won't ask for directions. |
1.3232 |
0.06708 |
99 |
78 |
10 |
11 |
831 |
I miss airbags |
1.3232 |
0.06393 |
99 |
76 |
14 |
9 |
832 |
He loves car rides! What was I supposed to do? |
1.3232 |
0.05890 |
99 |
73 |
20 |
6 |
833 |
If she sings 'Sea Cruise' one more time, I'm going to lose it. |
1.3232 |
0.06708 |
99 |
78 |
10 |
11 |
834 |
Sorry---I didn't know he'd be blubbering the whole way. |
1.3232 |
0.05890 |
99 |
73 |
20 |
6 |
835 |
Does it seem to you that the car is fishtailing? |
1.3232 |
0.06062 |
99 |
74 |
18 |
7 |
836 |
I have no idea . . . but he showed up right after I had the ultra-sound. |
1.3232 |
0.06062 |
99 |
74 |
18 |
7 |
837 |
You know, sometimes I feel like he rescued me from SeaWorld. |
1.3232 |
0.06393 |
99 |
76 |
14 |
9 |
838 |
What? We needed a third for the carpool lane. |
1.3232 |
0.05890 |
99 |
73 |
20 |
6 |
839 |
What was I supposed to do? He's miles from the ocean and needed a ride. |
1.3200 |
0.05483 |
100 |
72 |
24 |
4 |
840 |
Are you sure this Whale Watchers Program is right for you? |
1.3200 |
0.06495 |
100 |
78 |
12 |
10 |
841 |
The seats are comfortable, but it fishtails like crazy. |
1.3200 |
0.06337 |
100 |
77 |
14 |
9 |
842 |
Nothing interesting ever happens to us. |
1.3200 |
0.05840 |
100 |
74 |
20 |
6 |
843 |
It didn't sound like it was going to be that far out of our way when he got in. |
1.3200 |
0.06010 |
100 |
75 |
18 |
7 |
844 |
You should see the one that got away. |
1.3163 |
0.06255 |
98 |
75 |
15 |
8 |
845 |
Well, she has a valid Uber account, and last time she gave me a 5-star rating. |
1.3163 |
0.06421 |
98 |
76 |
13 |
9 |
846 |
We could have just went with the bumper sticker. |
1.3163 |
0.06583 |
98 |
77 |
11 |
10 |
847 |
Dan. The selfie will be totally worth it. |
1.3163 |
0.05542 |
98 |
71 |
23 |
4 |
848 |
Well, you agreed. I catch it and you clean it. |
1.3163 |
0.05909 |
98 |
73 |
19 |
6 |
849 |
I can't believe you forgot the tartar sauce. |
1.3163 |
0.06255 |
98 |
75 |
15 |
8 |
850 |
Did you remember to pack the krill? |
1.3163 |
0.05909 |
98 |
73 |
19 |
6 |
851 |
All I know is that they told me that I got a whale of a deal..... |
1.3163 |
0.06085 |
98 |
74 |
17 |
7 |
852 |
I swear, I read the fine print. Nowhere in the Adopt a Whale Program paperwork did it mention custody, let alone day trips to the beach! |
1.3163 |
0.06583 |
98 |
77 |
11 |
10 |
853 |
He really hates going to the vet, doesn't he? |
1.3163 |
0.06085 |
98 |
74 |
17 |
7 |
854 |
Yes, I'm sure: the hotel has a pool and a waterslide. |
1.3163 |
0.05148 |
98 |
69 |
27 |
2 |
855 |
I don't know...kind of like someone left a tuna sandwich in the car. |
1.3163 |
0.06085 |
98 |
74 |
17 |
7 |
856 |
Worst. Aquatic-themed amusement park. Souvenir. Ever. |
1.3163 |
0.06421 |
98 |
76 |
13 |
9 |
857 |
I don't care if this is a marine sanctuary--he has no right to be tailgating me like this. |
1.3163 |
0.06255 |
98 |
75 |
15 |
8 |
858 |
Do you think what they say about "object in mirror" is true? |
1.3163 |
0.06085 |
98 |
74 |
17 |
7 |
859 |
I think we should put it back where we found it |
1.3163 |
0.06255 |
98 |
75 |
15 |
8 |
860 |
If you teach a man to catch a whale, he won't have to fish for a lifetime. |
1.3163 |
0.06583 |
98 |
77 |
11 |
10 |
861 |
Quit your blubbering or I'll turn this car around and put you back on that beach where I found you! |
1.3163 |
0.06085 |
98 |
74 |
17 |
7 |
862 |
Perhaps a "Save The Whales" bumpersticker instead? |
1.3163 |
0.05542 |
98 |
71 |
23 |
4 |
863 |
This sperm donor business is more work than I thought it would be. |
1.3163 |
0.05909 |
98 |
73 |
19 |
6 |
864 |
I'm just saying, adopting a puppy may have been more practical. |
1.3163 |
0.06421 |
98 |
76 |
13 |
9 |
865 |
Don’t worry – this is nothing a little Febreze won’t fix. |
1.3163 |
0.06255 |
98 |
75 |
15 |
8 |
866 |
You'll thank me when we're zipping along in the three passengers or more HOV lane! |
1.3163 |
0.06255 |
98 |
75 |
15 |
8 |
867 |
If you can think of an easier way to qualify for the carpool lane, I'd love to hear it. |
1.3163 |
0.05909 |
98 |
73 |
19 |
6 |
868 |
I know, but the Narwhal kept cracking the windshield. |
1.3163 |
0.06421 |
98 |
76 |
13 |
9 |
869 |
I'm sure Amazon will have krill. |
1.3163 |
0.05542 |
98 |
71 |
23 |
4 |
870 |
When you said we could hump back in the car, I didn't think you meant this |
1.3163 |
0.06085 |
98 |
74 |
17 |
7 |
871 |
It's bad enough that we can't talk about the elephant in the room... |
1.3163 |
0.06085 |
98 |
74 |
17 |
7 |
872 |
Let's go to Starbuck's. |
1.3163 |
0.06741 |
98 |
78 |
9 |
11 |
873 |
I don't get it. Wasn't the deal I catch, you cook? |
1.3163 |
0.06085 |
98 |
74 |
17 |
7 |
874 |
What good's having a two-ton payload if you can't use it? |
1.3163 |
0.06255 |
98 |
75 |
15 |
8 |
875 |
On the bright side, we only see the vet once a year. |
1.3163 |
0.05542 |
98 |
71 |
23 |
4 |
876 |
I'm betting your mother never wants to sit back there again. |
1.3163 |
0.06085 |
98 |
74 |
17 |
7 |
877 |
No blubbering in the back. |
1.3163 |
0.05909 |
98 |
73 |
19 |
6 |
878 |
So, is this your first time using Uber Pool? |
1.3163 |
0.06421 |
98 |
76 |
13 |
9 |
879 |
That's were you're wrong. I did get you something romantic last year. |
1.3163 |
0.06255 |
98 |
75 |
15 |
8 |
880 |
You know, I think a gold fish would have been fine for a first pet. |
1.3131 |
0.06031 |
99 |
75 |
17 |
7 |
881 |
this rescue pet thing is getting out of hand. |
1.3131 |
0.06364 |
99 |
77 |
13 |
9 |
882 |
We can take the HOV lane |
1.3131 |
0.06031 |
99 |
75 |
17 |
7 |
883 |
Who needs directions, when we've got echolocation! |
1.3131 |
0.06031 |
99 |
75 |
17 |
7 |
884 |
For some reason I keep thinking of your mother. |
1.3131 |
0.06364 |
99 |
77 |
13 |
9 |
885 |
Do you think they'll accept it ? What if they already have one ? |
1.3131 |
0.06200 |
99 |
76 |
15 |
8 |
886 |
When the salesman said it was a whale of a deal I just thought he meant it was a good price. |
1.3131 |
0.05304 |
99 |
71 |
25 |
3 |
887 |
It's a mammal, not a fish. |
1.3131 |
0.06031 |
99 |
75 |
17 |
7 |
888 |
I TOLD you the playdate with Jonah was a bad idea. |
1.3131 |
0.06031 |
99 |
75 |
17 |
7 |
889 |
Still think a convertible is impractical? |
1.3131 |
0.05679 |
99 |
73 |
21 |
5 |
890 |
It was too big to throw back . |
1.3125 |
0.05196 |
96 |
68 |
26 |
2 |
891 |
Remind me again, how is this supposed to help save the whales? |
1.3125 |
0.06162 |
96 |
73 |
16 |
7 |
892 |
I'm not a catch and release kind of guy. |
1.3125 |
0.05795 |
96 |
71 |
20 |
5 |
893 |
Can we please stop talking about my low sperm count? One is a lot! |
1.3125 |
0.06162 |
96 |
73 |
16 |
7 |
894 |
You're the one who wanted to adopt. |
1.3125 |
0.05602 |
96 |
70 |
22 |
4 |
895 |
You're Looking at me like I did it on purpose. |
1.3125 |
0.06162 |
96 |
73 |
16 |
7 |
896 |
Sorry buddy, but she DID call shotgun. |
1.3125 |
0.06162 |
96 |
73 |
16 |
7 |
897 |
I'm sorry, I thought you meant we were picking up your sister. |
1.3125 |
0.06162 |
96 |
73 |
16 |
7 |
898 |
Did you remember to get the organic, free-range plankton? |
1.3125 |
0.06337 |
96 |
74 |
14 |
8 |
899 |
The kids are probably fine. There's a lot of room in a whale's stomach, and it's much quieter this way. |
1.3125 |
0.06337 |
96 |
74 |
14 |
8 |
900 |
Did the car just fishtail? |
1.3125 |
0.05795 |
96 |
71 |
20 |
5 |
901 |
But you knew marine biology was my hobby when you married me. |
1.3125 |
0.06508 |
96 |
75 |
12 |
9 |
902 |
Wanna invite the neighborhood for sushi tonight? |
1.3125 |
0.05981 |
96 |
72 |
18 |
6 |
903 |
You're the one who had to super-size it ... |
1.3125 |
0.06162 |
96 |
73 |
16 |
7 |
904 |
I got a letter today...the car is being recalled due to a fishtailing problem. |
1.3125 |
0.05795 |
96 |
71 |
20 |
5 |
905 |
I don't care - he's tailgating. I'm doing the speed limit. |
1.3125 |
0.06162 |
96 |
73 |
16 |
7 |
906 |
I’m sick of listening to whale music. |
1.3125 |
0.06508 |
96 |
75 |
12 |
9 |
907 |
'We'll say he followed us home.' |
1.3125 |
0.06162 |
96 |
73 |
16 |
7 |
908 |
He was cute when he was little, but he's getting a little too big to keep as a pet now. |
1.3125 |
0.05403 |
96 |
69 |
24 |
3 |
909 |
Anyone want a mint? |
1.3125 |
0.05403 |
96 |
69 |
24 |
3 |
910 |
I traded in my hatchback for a humpback. |
1.3125 |
0.06337 |
96 |
74 |
14 |
8 |
911 |
It'll be easier to get him out of the car, I promise. |
1.3125 |
0.05981 |
96 |
72 |
18 |
6 |
912 |
I told you already, we need 3 for the carpool lane |
1.3125 |
0.05196 |
96 |
68 |
26 |
2 |
913 |
He says he wants to stop at Starbucks. |
1.3125 |
0.06508 |
96 |
75 |
12 |
9 |
914 |
I thought you said your life lacked porpoise. |
1.3125 |
0.06674 |
96 |
76 |
10 |
10 |
915 |
I hope they don’t call in an Ambergris Alert. |
1.3125 |
0.06162 |
96 |
73 |
16 |
7 |
916 |
It's Adopt a Highway or Save a Whale ? I get confused. |
1.3125 |
0.05795 |
96 |
71 |
20 |
5 |
917 |
No this is a Toyota Humpback... |
1.3125 |
0.05602 |
96 |
70 |
22 |
4 |
918 |
Well then what exactly ARE tail fins? |
1.3125 |
0.06162 |
96 |
73 |
16 |
7 |
919 |
Uh, yeah...what did *you* think "I brake for whales" meant? |
1.3125 |
0.06508 |
96 |
75 |
12 |
9 |
920 |
But you knew I was a whale whisperer. |
1.3125 |
0.06162 |
96 |
73 |
16 |
7 |
921 |
This will impress our friends much more than adopting a rescue dog. |
1.3125 |
0.05981 |
96 |
72 |
18 |
6 |
922 |
"There are some exceptions to "Catch and Release". |
1.3125 |
0.05795 |
96 |
71 |
20 |
5 |
923 |
Well, it was a whale of a deal. |
1.3125 |
0.05981 |
96 |
72 |
18 |
6 |
924 |
Brace yourself - I feel another blow coming! |
1.3125 |
0.05981 |
96 |
72 |
18 |
6 |
925 |
What does he mean, "The krill is gone from our relationship?" |
1.3125 |
0.06162 |
96 |
73 |
16 |
7 |
926 |
You're the one who's always saying that rescue pets are the best. |
1.3125 |
0.05795 |
96 |
71 |
20 |
5 |
927 |
When I bought the car online I thought it was hatchback, not humpback. |
1.3125 |
0.05981 |
96 |
72 |
18 |
6 |
928 |
You want to save the whales? I'm saving a whale. |
1.3125 |
0.06337 |
96 |
74 |
14 |
8 |
929 |
Yes, we can drive "real slow" past the aquarium, but this is the last time. |
1.3125 |
0.05795 |
96 |
71 |
20 |
5 |
930 |
I guess I should park close to the shore. |
1.3125 |
0.05981 |
96 |
72 |
18 |
6 |
931 |
I think we're being tailed. |
1.3125 |
0.05602 |
96 |
70 |
22 |
4 |
932 |
Think she's finally asleep? |
1.3125 |
0.05981 |
96 |
72 |
18 |
6 |
933 |
I agree, after the ride, she gets a bath! |
1.3125 |
0.05795 |
96 |
71 |
20 |
5 |
934 |
It's not an ambiguous idiom. I literally believe our relationship will not survive the 300,000 pound baleen whale in the convertible. |
1.3125 |
0.06337 |
96 |
74 |
14 |
8 |
935 |
I knew that net would pay for itself! |
1.3125 |
0.06337 |
96 |
74 |
14 |
8 |
936 |
We need a bigger carpool |
1.3125 |
0.05981 |
96 |
72 |
18 |
6 |
937 |
Amazing what you can get in the back of a Prius |
1.3125 |
0.05795 |
96 |
71 |
20 |
5 |
938 |
Do we need to stop for krill? |
1.3093 |
0.05928 |
97 |
73 |
18 |
6 |
939 |
You call this whale watching? |
1.3093 |
0.06613 |
97 |
77 |
10 |
10 |
940 |
Beginner's Luck. |
1.3093 |
0.06448 |
97 |
76 |
12 |
9 |
941 |
I just don't think he'll be happy in Poughkeepsie. |
1.3093 |
0.05744 |
97 |
72 |
20 |
5 |
942 |
I don't believe in catch and release |
1.3093 |
0.06106 |
97 |
74 |
16 |
7 |
943 |
Let's play that game where we try to think of something even weirder than Trump being elected president of the United States. |
1.3093 |
0.05928 |
97 |
73 |
18 |
6 |
944 |
At only $2.50 a pound, I couldn't resist. |
1.3093 |
0.06106 |
97 |
74 |
16 |
7 |
945 |
I told you it's roomier than it looks. |
1.3061 |
0.05506 |
98 |
72 |
22 |
4 |
946 |
...and tomorrow you need to go to the bank, the cleaners, and the car repair shop and tell them the car feels like it's fishtailing again. |
1.3061 |
0.05876 |
98 |
74 |
18 |
6 |
947 |
Stop calling me Ishmael. |
1.3053 |
0.06705 |
95 |
76 |
9 |
10 |
948 |
Do you know another song? |
1.3053 |
0.06184 |
95 |
73 |
15 |
7 |
949 |
We shouldn't have waited so many years to throw it back in the ocean. |
1.3053 |
0.06184 |
95 |
73 |
15 |
7 |
950 |
I think I prefer the elephant in the room. |
1.3053 |
0.06184 |
95 |
73 |
15 |
7 |
951 |
Let's see them try to keep me out of the carpool lane now |
1.3053 |
0.06184 |
95 |
73 |
15 |
7 |
952 |
Anyone need food or water? |
1.3053 |
0.06184 |
95 |
73 |
15 |
7 |
953 |
Who knew Costco had sushi! |
1.3053 |
0.06536 |
95 |
75 |
11 |
9 |
954 |
The sign only said it was illegal to take live SHELLS from the beach. |
1.3053 |
0.05614 |
95 |
70 |
21 |
4 |
955 |
He was a rescue whale from from a recent deserted island cartoon. |
1.3053 |
0.06184 |
95 |
73 |
15 |
7 |
956 |
You were the one who didn't want kids. |
1.3053 |
0.06184 |
95 |
73 |
15 |
7 |
957 |
Listen honey, I’m sorry. I could have sworn I heard the salesman say the car had a hatchback. |
1.3053 |
0.06362 |
95 |
74 |
13 |
8 |
958 |
Is it still true that objects in the mirror are closer than they appear? |
1.3053 |
0.06000 |
95 |
72 |
17 |
6 |
959 |
It's a natural, biodegradable fuel source. What the hell is the problem? |
1.3053 |
0.05614 |
95 |
70 |
21 |
4 |
960 |
I'm going to speed up and try to lose this tail. |
1.3053 |
0.05614 |
95 |
70 |
21 |
4 |
961 |
I'm just saying, if he can afford that much sushi, he can afford the cab fare home! |
1.3053 |
0.06000 |
95 |
72 |
17 |
6 |
962 |
Wait 'til you hear him sing. |
1.3053 |
0.05614 |
95 |
70 |
21 |
4 |
963 |
If this doesn't clear out our plankton problem, then I promise to clean the pool. |
1.3053 |
0.06362 |
95 |
74 |
13 |
8 |
964 |
Well, the price was right. Willy was free. |
1.3053 |
0.06000 |
95 |
72 |
17 |
6 |
965 |
Hatchback, humpback, tomato, tomatoe... |
1.3053 |
0.06536 |
95 |
75 |
11 |
9 |
966 |
It'll be good to see the hot tub used again. |
1.3053 |
0.05200 |
95 |
68 |
25 |
2 |
967 |
I couldn't just leave him; he didn't have a ride home. |
1.3053 |
0.06000 |
95 |
72 |
17 |
6 |
968 |
Did you hear that crap about baleen whales stalking Japanese cars? |
1.3053 |
0.06362 |
95 |
74 |
13 |
8 |
969 |
Well it's not as bad as the elephant in the room |
1.3053 |
0.05810 |
95 |
71 |
19 |
5 |
970 |
I know a sushi chef who might be interested. |
1.3053 |
0.06000 |
95 |
72 |
17 |
6 |
971 |
If you wanted help sleeping you could have just bought that whale sounds CD. |
1.3053 |
0.06000 |
95 |
72 |
17 |
6 |
972 |
"It's time to take him back to the school". |
1.3053 |
0.05614 |
95 |
70 |
21 |
4 |
973 |
And for your information, I do not "jump into things". |
1.3053 |
0.06362 |
95 |
74 |
13 |
8 |
974 |
You knew what you were getting into when you married a marine biologist. |
1.3053 |
0.05810 |
95 |
71 |
19 |
5 |
975 |
We are going to RULE the HOV lane! |
1.3053 |
0.05810 |
95 |
71 |
19 |
5 |
976 |
To be honest, this isn't the sort of 'whale watching' I had in mind. |
1.3053 |
0.05810 |
95 |
71 |
19 |
5 |
977 |
Now they will have to believe me. |
1.3053 |
0.05810 |
95 |
71 |
19 |
5 |
978 |
One of you is going to have to get out and push. |
1.3053 |
0.06000 |
95 |
72 |
17 |
6 |
979 |
You're sure he said he wanted to spend Labor Day in the Hamptons? |
1.3053 |
0.06362 |
95 |
74 |
13 |
8 |
980 |
You just don't see whales hitching anymore. I had to stop. |
1.3053 |
0.06362 |
95 |
74 |
13 |
8 |
981 |
Finally, I’m able to drive a car with tail fins. |
1.3053 |
0.06184 |
95 |
73 |
15 |
7 |
982 |
Fine, I'll admit it. We're lost. |
1.3053 |
0.06362 |
95 |
74 |
13 |
8 |
983 |
You got extra tartar sauce, right? |
1.3053 |
0.06000 |
95 |
72 |
17 |
6 |
984 |
Really honey, it's just a fluke. |
1.3053 |
0.06362 |
95 |
74 |
13 |
8 |
985 |
I could swear I told the salesman I wanted a hatchback!! |
1.3053 |
0.06000 |
95 |
72 |
17 |
6 |
986 |
I think it's time to change the air freshener. |
1.3053 |
0.05614 |
95 |
70 |
21 |
4 |
987 |
Hey, it's only a metaphor. |
1.3053 |
0.06536 |
95 |
75 |
11 |
9 |
988 |
Looks like he's moving in for the krill. |
1.3053 |
0.06184 |
95 |
73 |
15 |
7 |
989 |
Your profile said that you liked pets! |
1.3053 |
0.05810 |
95 |
71 |
19 |
5 |
990 |
Next time TELL me what you want for your birthday!!!!!!!!!! |
1.3053 |
0.06362 |
95 |
74 |
13 |
8 |
991 |
did you remember to fill the pool? |
1.3053 |
0.06705 |
95 |
76 |
9 |
10 |
992 |
Honey, did you forget to pack the krill? |
1.3053 |
0.06000 |
95 |
72 |
17 |
6 |
993 |
I just couldn't put her in a kennel. |
1.3053 |
0.06184 |
95 |
73 |
15 |
7 |
994 |
This Save the Whales thing is a lot harder than it's made out to be. |
1.3053 |
0.06000 |
95 |
72 |
17 |
6 |
995 |
The check engine light is on again. |
1.3053 |
0.05411 |
95 |
69 |
23 |
3 |
996 |
Well, that's the last time we go on vacation to Nantucket. |
1.3053 |
0.05810 |
95 |
71 |
19 |
5 |
997 |
I am not trying to back out. It's just that when you said that you wanted to save the whales I thought it was more of a financial proposition. |
1.3053 |
0.05411 |
95 |
69 |
23 |
3 |
998 |
Costco sure has some great deals, huh? |
1.3053 |
0.06536 |
95 |
75 |
11 |
9 |
999 |
So don't you want to hear about the one that got away? |
1.3053 |
0.05614 |
95 |
70 |
21 |
4 |
1000 |
It wasn't me either. |
1.3053 |
0.06536 |
95 |
75 |
11 |
9 |
1001 |
Enough about my sperm count already! |
1.3053 |
0.05614 |
95 |
70 |
21 |
4 |
1002 |
Next time you'd better order an UberXL. |
1.3053 |
0.06000 |
95 |
72 |
17 |
6 |
1003 |
I promised to help with his pod-cast. |
1.3053 |
0.06362 |
95 |
74 |
13 |
8 |
1004 |
For dinner, so far we have one vote for krill. |
1.3053 |
0.05810 |
95 |
71 |
19 |
5 |
1005 |
You guys feelin' sushi? |
1.3053 |
0.05810 |
95 |
71 |
19 |
5 |
1006 |
I hate to say this, but I liked this song better on the album. |
1.3053 |
0.05810 |
95 |
71 |
19 |
5 |
1007 |
Pull over. We're supposed to keep him rear-facing until age two. |
1.3053 |
0.05614 |
95 |
70 |
21 |
4 |
1008 |
I've always wanted a car with big tailfins. |
1.3053 |
0.05810 |
95 |
71 |
19 |
5 |
1009 |
Yes, it's cramped, but it has a 5-star rear-impact safety rating. |
1.3053 |
0.06000 |
95 |
72 |
17 |
6 |
1010 |
What fishy smell? |
1.3053 |
0.06536 |
95 |
75 |
11 |
9 |
1011 |
For the last time, it's mother was NOT going to come back for it any minute. |
1.3053 |
0.05411 |
95 |
69 |
23 |
3 |
1012 |
I get "Save THE whales" but "Save THIS whale" is a bit much. |
1.3053 |
0.06362 |
95 |
74 |
13 |
8 |
1013 |
I picked him up hitchhiking outside the Sea World parking lot. |
1.3053 |
0.05614 |
95 |
70 |
21 |
4 |
1014 |
No honey..... I said pick me up with the HATCHback. |
1.3053 |
0.06000 |
95 |
72 |
17 |
6 |
1015 |
I still can't figure out where that smell is coming from. |
1.3053 |
0.06184 |
95 |
73 |
15 |
7 |
1016 |
I am not cleaning it. Or the car. |
1.3053 |
0.05810 |
95 |
71 |
19 |
5 |
1017 |
He was blubbering so badly I just had to give him a lift. |
1.3053 |
0.05810 |
95 |
71 |
19 |
5 |
1018 |
Don't look at me, you chose Uber Pool. |
1.3053 |
0.06362 |
95 |
74 |
13 |
8 |
1019 |
I've been driving the speed limit, but someone's been riding my tail since we left San Diego. |
1.3053 |
0.06184 |
95 |
73 |
15 |
7 |
1020 |
You used to like Moby when we were dating. |
1.3053 |
0.06000 |
95 |
72 |
17 |
6 |
1021 |
I'm told it's a perfectly acceptable housewarming gift in Japan. |
1.3053 |
0.06184 |
95 |
73 |
15 |
7 |
1022 |
I couldn't leave him stranded. |
1.3053 |
0.05614 |
95 |
70 |
21 |
4 |
1023 |
The next time you get a whale of a deal talk to me first. |
1.3053 |
0.06705 |
95 |
76 |
9 |
10 |
1024 |
Are you sure Costco sells krill? |
1.3053 |
0.05614 |
95 |
70 |
21 |
4 |
1025 |
Once I accepted the ride request I had to take him, or it would have killed my driver rating. |
1.3053 |
0.06362 |
95 |
74 |
13 |
8 |
1026 |
Is the car fishtailing? |
1.3053 |
0.05810 |
95 |
71 |
19 |
5 |
1027 |
I said it was a deal for a whale, not a whale of deal |
1.3053 |
0.06362 |
95 |
74 |
13 |
8 |
1028 |
Fine, I'll talk about it. |
1.3053 |
0.05411 |
95 |
69 |
23 |
3 |
1029 |
What a fluke! |
1.3053 |
0.06362 |
95 |
74 |
13 |
8 |
1030 |
I know, I know, but look at what we saved! |
1.3053 |
0.06184 |
95 |
73 |
15 |
7 |
1031 |
See? You couldn't do this in a Tesla. |
1.3053 |
0.06362 |
95 |
74 |
13 |
8 |
1032 |
When I said our car was too small to carry a whale in the back seat I was only joking about your mother. Your family takes things so literally. |
1.3053 |
0.06184 |
95 |
73 |
15 |
7 |
1033 |
Would you please quit nagging - it's always Jonah, Jonah, Jonah... |
1.3053 |
0.06536 |
95 |
75 |
11 |
9 |
1034 |
My mistake. I told Siri to reserve us a hatchback. |
1.3053 |
0.06184 |
95 |
73 |
15 |
7 |
1035 |
Your Tinder said whale of a time! Not time with whale! |
1.3053 |
0.06000 |
95 |
72 |
17 |
6 |
1036 |
If I stop saying the word sperm, can we keep him? |
1.3053 |
0.06000 |
95 |
72 |
17 |
6 |
1037 |
Then roll up your window! The point is, we won't have to go back to Costco for three weeks! |
1.3021 |
0.06475 |
96 |
76 |
11 |
9 |
1038 |
I told you I had a big dick |
1.3021 |
0.06475 |
96 |
76 |
11 |
9 |
1039 |
What makes you think I don't know what I'm doing? |
1.2979 |
0.06205 |
94 |
73 |
14 |
7 |
1040 |
Okay, Okay..I didn't realize it said "come have a whale FOR a time" |
1.2979 |
0.06387 |
94 |
74 |
12 |
8 |
1041 |
No! I was not talking about your mother. We literally have a whale riding us. |
1.2979 |
0.06387 |
94 |
74 |
12 |
8 |
1042 |
What does woooowwooeeeeewonnmmmwwwaaarrmmmoooeeee mean? |
1.2979 |
0.05825 |
94 |
71 |
18 |
5 |
1043 |
It's a carpool. |
1.2979 |
0.05625 |
94 |
70 |
20 |
4 |
1044 |
So is this a hybrid? |
1.2979 |
0.06018 |
94 |
72 |
16 |
6 |
1045 |
As if the 600 pound gorilla in our living room wasn't bad enough. |
1.2979 |
0.06205 |
94 |
73 |
14 |
7 |
1046 |
I know, I know....and stop calling me Ishmael |
1.2979 |
0.06205 |
94 |
73 |
14 |
7 |
1047 |
Yes ,I have heard of catch and release, why. |
1.2979 |
0.05625 |
94 |
70 |
20 |
4 |
1048 |
Think of it as saving them one whale at a time. |
1.2979 |
0.06018 |
94 |
72 |
16 |
6 |
1049 |
Let's see if he likes the car wash better. |
1.2979 |
0.05625 |
94 |
70 |
20 |
4 |
1050 |
It seems our 'Whale On Board' sticker has made zero difference. |
1.2979 |
0.06205 |
94 |
73 |
14 |
7 |
1051 |
Well, it's too late to throw him back now! |
1.2979 |
0.05825 |
94 |
71 |
18 |
5 |
1052 |
I’ve had enough of his singing. |
1.2979 |
0.05825 |
94 |
71 |
18 |
5 |
1053 |
You just had to prove that you can "speak whale." |
1.2979 |
0.06018 |
94 |
72 |
16 |
6 |
1054 |
How are we on krill? |
1.2979 |
0.06018 |
94 |
72 |
16 |
6 |
1055 |
He's tailgating us, I swear. |
1.2979 |
0.05825 |
94 |
71 |
18 |
5 |
1056 |
Well to be fair, you did bring back a lot of seashells. |
1.2979 |
0.05418 |
94 |
69 |
22 |
3 |
1057 |
we should have let this one get away |
1.2979 |
0.05625 |
94 |
70 |
20 |
4 |
1058 |
Oh, come on! We stopped for krill not more than 5 minutes ago. |
1.2979 |
0.05625 |
94 |
70 |
20 |
4 |
1059 |
Next time let's just go trout fishing. |
1.2979 |
0.05825 |
94 |
71 |
18 |
5 |
1060 |
Before we address the elephant in the room, there's something more pressing I've been meaning to talk to you about. |
1.2979 |
0.05825 |
94 |
71 |
18 |
5 |
1061 |
Well, which is it--are we not picking up hitchhikers, or are we saving the whales? |
1.2979 |
0.05825 |
94 |
71 |
18 |
5 |
1062 |
Look, it's Uber. And no, I don't have to explain. |
1.2979 |
0.05625 |
94 |
70 |
20 |
4 |
1063 |
Well, now's a hell of a time to find out you're allergic. |
1.2979 |
0.06387 |
94 |
74 |
12 |
8 |
1064 |
You left plankton in the trunk again, didn't you.?! |
1.2979 |
0.05825 |
94 |
71 |
18 |
5 |
1065 |
Sorry for the odor, ma'am, but due to budget cuts Greenpeace will be using UberPool for whale relocations. |
1.2979 |
0.06387 |
94 |
74 |
12 |
8 |
1066 |
It's my new echolocation system. My GPS is on the fritz. |
1.2979 |
0.06018 |
94 |
72 |
16 |
6 |
1067 |
You know, I still think you should have just gotten a t-shirt. |
1.2979 |
0.05825 |
94 |
71 |
18 |
5 |
1068 |
It's our first date. We should be talking more about YOUR interests. |
1.2979 |
0.06205 |
94 |
73 |
14 |
7 |
1069 |
We should only buy fish at Costco if we are having company. |
1.2979 |
0.06018 |
94 |
72 |
16 |
6 |
1070 |
After this one I promise, I'll go vegan |
1.2979 |
0.06205 |
94 |
73 |
14 |
7 |
1071 |
Maybe we should have gotten a cat. |
1.2979 |
0.06387 |
94 |
74 |
12 |
8 |
1072 |
Don't look at me like that. You said you wanted a 'rescue'! |
1.2979 |
0.06018 |
94 |
72 |
16 |
6 |
1073 |
I said on my profile that my memoir would read like "On the Road" meets "Moby-Dick." I feel like I was pretty clear. |
1.2979 |
0.05825 |
94 |
71 |
18 |
5 |
1074 |
We're not getting anywhere near the gas mileage the dealership promised. |
1.2979 |
0.05625 |
94 |
70 |
20 |
4 |
1075 |
I swear, the ad said it was a hatch-back. |
1.2979 |
0.06205 |
94 |
73 |
14 |
7 |
1076 |
... whale kabobs, whale creole, whale gumbo, pan-fried, deep-fried, pineapple whale .... |
1.2979 |
0.06018 |
94 |
72 |
16 |
6 |
1077 |
What did you think I meant by carpooling? |
1.2979 |
0.06018 |
94 |
72 |
16 |
6 |
1078 |
This way we don't have to carpool with Larry. |
1.2979 |
0.05625 |
94 |
70 |
20 |
4 |
1079 |
Well, you brought home that stray kitten last week |
1.2979 |
0.05825 |
94 |
71 |
18 |
5 |
1080 |
Sorry, we stopped for krill an hour ago. |
1.2979 |
0.06018 |
94 |
72 |
16 |
6 |
1081 |
We usually don't pick up hitch hikers, but you don't seem like a killer. |
1.2979 |
0.06205 |
94 |
73 |
14 |
7 |
1082 |
Why is this guy tailing me? |
1.2979 |
0.06205 |
94 |
73 |
14 |
7 |
1083 |
The humpback is much more eco-friendly than the hatchback. |
1.2979 |
0.05825 |
94 |
71 |
18 |
5 |
1084 |
The way he wiggled his tail at me... I just couldn't say "no". |
1.2979 |
0.06018 |
94 |
72 |
16 |
6 |
1085 |
Does this mean I have to call YOU Ishmael? |
1.2979 |
0.06205 |
94 |
73 |
14 |
7 |
1086 |
Now we can use the HOV lane. |
1.2979 |
0.05625 |
94 |
70 |
20 |
4 |
1087 |
Climate change. |
1.2979 |
0.06205 |
94 |
73 |
14 |
7 |
1088 |
I'll admit, when the salesman said it had a Humpback Seat, I had something completely different in mind. |
1.2979 |
0.06205 |
94 |
73 |
14 |
7 |
1089 |
Wake up honey, I just went through a big puddle. |
1.2979 |
0.06205 |
94 |
73 |
14 |
7 |
1090 |
So now we have an elephant in the room, AND a whale in the back seat. |
1.2979 |
0.06018 |
94 |
72 |
16 |
6 |
1091 |
It seems like we always end up with leftovers when we eat at Ahabs'. |
1.2979 |
0.05418 |
94 |
69 |
22 |
3 |
1092 |
I just don't understand why we can't serve Chilean sea bass like everyone else. |
1.2979 |
0.06205 |
94 |
73 |
14 |
7 |
1093 |
Last whale I'm helping you save! |
1.2979 |
0.05825 |
94 |
71 |
18 |
5 |
1094 |
Do you think we should just get a "Save the Whales" bumper sticker instead? |
1.2979 |
0.05825 |
94 |
71 |
18 |
5 |
1095 |
No, YOU get him to fasten his seat belt. |
1.2979 |
0.05825 |
94 |
71 |
18 |
5 |
1096 |
C'mon, he was my best friend in college. I can't leave him out to dry! |
1.2979 |
0.05202 |
94 |
68 |
24 |
2 |
1097 |
This. This, Gwen, is why I wanted an SUV. |
1.2979 |
0.05825 |
94 |
71 |
18 |
5 |
1098 |
If you ask one more time, 'How much longer to the ocean?' I'm turning this car around. |
1.2979 |
0.05825 |
94 |
71 |
18 |
5 |
1099 |
He would have fit in the 5-series. |
1.2979 |
0.06205 |
94 |
73 |
14 |
7 |
1100 |
A "whale of a good time" isn't nearly as fun as it sounds. |
1.2979 |
0.05825 |
94 |
71 |
18 |
5 |
1101 |
This IS how I save the whales. |
1.2979 |
0.06018 |
94 |
72 |
16 |
6 |
1102 |
Please---no more spouting off in the car. |
1.2979 |
0.05625 |
94 |
70 |
20 |
4 |
1103 |
Actually they're mammals, not fish. |
1.2979 |
0.06205 |
94 |
73 |
14 |
7 |
1104 |
Its too little throw it back. Its too big throw it back. Nothing ever pleases you does it. |
1.2979 |
0.06563 |
94 |
75 |
10 |
9 |
1105 |
The rental car guy gave me a great deal on the echolocation navigation package. |
1.2979 |
0.06563 |
94 |
75 |
10 |
9 |
1106 |
and ...... it's full of omega 3 |
1.2979 |
0.05625 |
94 |
70 |
20 |
4 |
1107 |
I cant understand why this car keeps fishtailing? |
1.2979 |
0.06018 |
94 |
72 |
16 |
6 |
1108 |
What low-frequency noise? |
1.2979 |
0.06205 |
94 |
73 |
14 |
7 |
1109 |
I asked for a hatchback, not a Humpback |
1.2979 |
0.06018 |
94 |
72 |
16 |
6 |
1110 |
Station wagon? I thought you said cetacean wagon! |
1.2979 |
0.06563 |
94 |
75 |
10 |
9 |
1111 |
I'm not sure that he'll be better off at the lake than he was at Sea World. |
1.2979 |
0.06018 |
94 |
72 |
16 |
6 |
1112 |
Do the kids ALWAYS have to get what they want? |
1.2979 |
0.05625 |
94 |
70 |
20 |
4 |
1113 |
I asked for a 'hatchback' but they heard 'humpback.' |
1.2979 |
0.06205 |
94 |
73 |
14 |
7 |
1114 |
After this, I promise. No more hitchhikers. |
1.2979 |
0.06018 |
94 |
72 |
16 |
6 |
1115 |
I can’t rescue every whale … but I made a difference to this one. |
1.2979 |
0.06205 |
94 |
73 |
14 |
7 |
1116 |
The salesman assured me the car had no flood damage. |
1.2979 |
0.06563 |
94 |
75 |
10 |
9 |
1117 |
He feeds on plankton. Your goldfish will be fine. |
1.2979 |
0.05825 |
94 |
71 |
18 |
5 |
1118 |
How much Wasabi do you think we'll need? |
1.2979 |
0.06018 |
94 |
72 |
16 |
6 |
1119 |
The portions are good, but they never give you enough tartar sauce. |
1.2979 |
0.05825 |
94 |
71 |
18 |
5 |
1120 |
The problem with having a truck is everyone calls you when they need help migrating. |
1.2979 |
0.05825 |
94 |
71 |
18 |
5 |
1121 |
But you said you wanted a car with fins. |
1.2979 |
0.06018 |
94 |
72 |
16 |
6 |
1122 |
Please. Call me Ishmael. |
1.2979 |
0.06205 |
94 |
73 |
14 |
7 |
1123 |
Oh, you said 'hatchback.' |
1.2979 |
0.06563 |
94 |
75 |
10 |
9 |
1124 |
C'mon, you saw the way she looked at me. |
1.2979 |
0.05418 |
94 |
69 |
22 |
3 |
1125 |
I don't even notice the krill odor anymore. |
1.2947 |
0.05370 |
95 |
70 |
22 |
3 |
1126 |
Honey, just learn to live with it. You know, like I do with your Mother. |
1.2947 |
0.06327 |
95 |
75 |
12 |
8 |
1127 |
Do you think we are being too literal in response to Save The Whale? |
1.2947 |
0.06327 |
95 |
75 |
12 |
8 |
1128 |
O.K., have it your way. You heard a humpback whale sing. |
1.2947 |
0.05370 |
95 |
70 |
22 |
3 |
1129 |
Is this not what you meant when you said you wanted to hump back at my place? |
1.2947 |
0.06147 |
95 |
74 |
14 |
7 |
1130 |
I'm finished with your 'save the whales' crusade. |
1.2947 |
0.06147 |
95 |
74 |
14 |
7 |
1131 |
No, honey, I called the whale BEHIND us a blubber-ass! |
1.2947 |
0.06147 |
95 |
74 |
14 |
7 |
1132 |
Is his seat belt buckled ? |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
1133 |
Trust me, he's much better off with us than at Seaworld. |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
1134 |
We may need to rethink our bumper stickers. |
1.2903 |
0.05423 |
93 |
69 |
21 |
3 |
1135 |
I think your beach combing is getting out of hand. |
1.2903 |
0.05634 |
93 |
70 |
19 |
4 |
1136 |
At least you won't kill this one by overfeeding it. |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
1137 |
One vote for Italian and one for plankton. So it's up to me. |
1.2903 |
0.05634 |
93 |
70 |
19 |
4 |
1138 |
I think we just hit something! |
1.2903 |
0.06590 |
93 |
75 |
9 |
9 |
1139 |
It's my emotional support whale |
1.2903 |
0.06411 |
93 |
74 |
11 |
8 |
1140 |
Next time you buy a car on line, try asking if it's ever been under water. |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
1141 |
This is the worst drawing I've ever been in |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
1142 |
See, this is exactly why we need a convertible! |
1.2903 |
0.05423 |
93 |
69 |
21 |
3 |
1143 |
How are we fixed for tartar sauce? |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
1144 |
So, just one time I pick up a hitchhiker, and you're gonna give me that look the rest of the trip? |
1.2903 |
0.05634 |
93 |
70 |
19 |
4 |
1145 |
I still think it's important we both show up for his first day back to school. |
1.2903 |
0.05634 |
93 |
70 |
19 |
4 |
1146 |
It's a '67 Barracuda, why? |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
1147 |
The odor will go away - but we'll have a great fish story forever. |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
1148 |
It runs on gasoline, electricity, or whale oil. |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
1149 |
I guess the backup camera wasn't working. |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
1150 |
Are you getting any air back there? |
1.2903 |
0.05423 |
93 |
69 |
21 |
3 |
1151 |
Dont worry, all these new cars come with Sonar |
1.2903 |
0.06411 |
93 |
74 |
11 |
8 |
1152 |
If you don't quit your blubbering, I will turn this car around. |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
1153 |
Next time you might want to opt for the uberXL |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
1154 |
I just need to make a quick stop at the krill store. |
1.2903 |
0.05634 |
93 |
70 |
19 |
4 |
1155 |
You said you didn't want children, |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
1156 |
Getting a hybrid wasn't enough for you? |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
1157 |
Do the tail fins look too ostentatious? |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
1158 |
At least I get to drive in the HOV lane. |
1.2903 |
0.05634 |
93 |
70 |
19 |
4 |
1159 |
It'd just be nice if he offered to chip in for gas is all I'm saying. |
1.2903 |
0.05423 |
93 |
69 |
21 |
3 |
1160 |
Okay, okay. So I meant to write “hatchback,” not “humpback.” But you’ve got to admit, the rental car agency was *extremely* accommodating! |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
1161 |
Hatchback, humpback - you do mumble a lot, honey. |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
1162 |
Well I think it's OK to be a sperm donor |
1.2903 |
0.06411 |
93 |
74 |
11 |
8 |
1163 |
Beats me where I got him. I took Ambien last night. |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
1164 |
Why do you say this is your worst first date? |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
1165 |
You're quiet . . . Still thinking about the one that got away? |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
1166 |
I caught it. You fillet it. |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
1167 |
I get the sense you're having second thoughts about getting me that 3-D printer. |
1.2903 |
0.06411 |
93 |
74 |
11 |
8 |
1168 |
I think he doesn't fully understands the concept of car pools. |
1.2903 |
0.05203 |
93 |
68 |
23 |
2 |
1169 |
I had something else in mind when you signed up to adopt a whale. |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
1170 |
...And it has a ton of tail-room. |
1.2903 |
0.05423 |
93 |
69 |
21 |
3 |
1171 |
What does the doctor plan to do with the sperm sample? |
1.2903 |
0.06590 |
93 |
75 |
9 |
9 |
1172 |
I had to bring it home. If I tell them it was "THIS BIG" they'd just laugh at me. |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
1173 |
I still won't buy a minivan. |
1.2903 |
0.05203 |
93 |
68 |
23 |
2 |
1174 |
he wanted a lift to the nearest whaleway station |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
1175 |
It's no different from picking up your Mom, only a lot more quiet. |
1.2903 |
0.05634 |
93 |
70 |
19 |
4 |
1176 |
Every year we tell your mother that we don't want any more holiday whales, and yet... |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
1177 |
He prefers Moby Richard. |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
1178 |
Now I can write the great American novel |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
1179 |
I wasn't aware that saving the whales included gas and tolls. |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
1180 |
What if the cat doesn't like whale meat? |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
1181 |
You know how the rearview mirror says, "Objects are closer than they appear." Well... |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
1182 |
It IS cheaper than buying it by the ounce! |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
1183 |
Start looking for a pet friendly rest area. We should let him out to spout. |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
1184 |
I don't think so. If we had a bigger car, you'd want to rescue its mother. |
1.2903 |
0.06411 |
93 |
74 |
11 |
8 |
1185 |
Doesn't your friend know any other kinds of songs? |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
1186 |
Really, Margaret, do you have to save everything? |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
1187 |
OK, what we can't get in the fridge we'll give to your Aunt Sally |
1.2903 |
0.05634 |
93 |
70 |
19 |
4 |
1188 |
I told him he could be anything he wanted to be, how'd I know he'd say whale? |
1.2903 |
0.05423 |
93 |
69 |
21 |
3 |
1189 |
He said it was only a few leagues. |
1.2903 |
0.05634 |
93 |
70 |
19 |
4 |
1190 |
He did call shotgun first. |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
1191 |
I feel that there's something you are not telling me. |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
1192 |
I'd feel better if we had a humpback seat. |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
1193 |
Stop being such a Moby Dick. |
1.2903 |
0.06411 |
93 |
74 |
11 |
8 |
1194 |
Do you think Petco carries krill? |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
1195 |
Trust me, if it gets carsick we're rich. |
1.2903 |
0.06411 |
93 |
74 |
11 |
8 |
1196 |
Do you think we can use the HOV lane? |
1.2903 |
0.06411 |
93 |
74 |
11 |
8 |
1197 |
So we're agreed: The New Yorker has been having too many whale cartoons. |
1.2903 |
0.06590 |
93 |
75 |
9 |
9 |
1198 |
I told Jonah we'd pick him up. |
1.2903 |
0.05634 |
93 |
70 |
19 |
4 |
1199 |
There are times, Honey, when Catch and Release ceases to be an option. |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
1200 |
Stop saying "you're gonna need a bigger car!" |
1.2903 |
0.06590 |
93 |
75 |
9 |
9 |
1201 |
but think of how much we saved by buying in bulk! |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
1202 |
Do you smell something? |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
1203 |
If I hear that song one more time I'll go nuts. |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
1204 |
Well the wedding invitation DID say "something blue" !!! |
1.2903 |
0.06411 |
93 |
74 |
11 |
8 |
1205 |
We gotta get a new ride-share app. |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
1206 |
No problem. There's a backup camera. |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
1207 |
It's ok to pick up hitchers if they're endangered. |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
1208 |
It's a 2016 Ford Flounder |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
1209 |
Okay, I admit it--we may be a little lost. |
1.2903 |
0.05423 |
93 |
69 |
21 |
3 |
1210 |
Will you two stop blubbering up there? |
1.2903 |
0.05634 |
93 |
70 |
19 |
4 |
1211 |
It's a hell of a lot better than the elephant in the room. |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
1212 |
Now what? |
1.2872 |
0.06350 |
94 |
75 |
11 |
8 |
1213 |
You couldn't have just joined "Save the Monarch Butterfly", eh? |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
1214 |
Why does he always want to go to the beach. |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
1215 |
They shouldn't ding us for normal wear and tear. |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
1216 |
Goodbye hatchback, hello humpback. |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
1217 |
I told you this would happen if your mother didn't go on a diet! |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
1218 |
Think the guys will believe me now ? |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
1219 |
Let's talk about the whale in the car. |
1.2857 |
0.06497 |
91 |
73 |
10 |
8 |
1220 |
Really? Of ALL the possible interpretations of "Save the Whales", that was the ONLY one that resonated with you? |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
1221 |
For a first date, I think this is going rather well. |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
1222 |
I'm so over car-sharing. |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
1223 |
It's like I always say: teach a man to fish and you feed him for life. |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
1224 |
You should have said it was caviar you wanted. How was I to know there are two kinds of Beluga? |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
1225 |
Okay, maybe I do go a little crazy when I shop at Costco. |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
1226 |
We don't usually pick up hitchhikers, but we figure you've got quite a tale. |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
1227 |
You never like what I buy at Costco. |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
1228 |
I told you, Google Maps said this is the fastest route. |
1.2857 |
0.06682 |
91 |
74 |
8 |
9 |
1229 |
I'm beginning to think global warming is a problem |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
1230 |
Don't call me Ishmael. |
1.2857 |
0.06306 |
91 |
72 |
12 |
7 |
1231 |
Need me to scoot my seat forward? |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
1232 |
As soon as we drop this last Uber passenger off, I promise we can start date night! |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
1233 |
This is far forward as my seat will go. Stop blubbering. |
1.2857 |
0.06306 |
91 |
72 |
12 |
7 |
1234 |
Remind me to pick up one of those pine tree thingies. |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
1235 |
Sure looked cute in the rescue center pool. |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
1236 |
I thought we'd make a donation to a sperm bank today. |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
1237 |
If anyone asks tell them it's local. |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
1238 |
You have to admit, Carol, he makes our car pool a fabulous pun. |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
1239 |
Next rest area, it's your turn! |
1.2857 |
0.06306 |
91 |
72 |
12 |
7 |
1240 |
Is it just me, or does a full tank of gas not go as far as it used to? |
1.2857 |
0.06306 |
91 |
72 |
12 |
7 |
1241 |
I don't smell anything. |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
1242 |
I get it, "catch and release," but first I've just got to show this one to the guys. |
1.2857 |
0.05477 |
91 |
68 |
20 |
3 |
1243 |
I distinctly remember telling you that it was a whale of a deal. |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
1244 |
You know, we'll have to check with the rabbi to see if it's kosher. |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
1245 |
But the guys would never believe me. |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
1246 |
And twelve gallons of cocktail sauce... |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
1247 |
You're the one who insisted on a hybrid! |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
1248 |
I swear I don't know how that sperm got on the back seat. |
1.2857 |
0.06497 |
91 |
73 |
10 |
8 |
1249 |
He knew it was just for the summer. |
1.2857 |
0.05477 |
91 |
68 |
20 |
3 |
1250 |
How was school? |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
1251 |
Hatchback, humpback, what's the difference? |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
1252 |
I thought the new tires were supposed to prevent fishtailing. |
1.2857 |
0.06497 |
91 |
73 |
10 |
8 |
1253 |
I thought the whale noises would be soothing. |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
1254 |
Why doesn't he just go around. |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
1255 |
That's enough car pooling. |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
1256 |
At least it is not an elephant and it is not in our living room |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
1257 |
Why don't you just get a dog, like everyone else? |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
1258 |
Yes, I got a cetacean for speeding. |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
1259 |
While you were napping we barely made it through a flash flood. |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
1260 |
We'll need a bigger booster seat soon. |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
1261 |
I was very clear in my profile that I live and breath marine biology. |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
1262 |
Why is it always about what you want? |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
1263 |
You're gonna need a bigger car. |
1.2857 |
0.06682 |
91 |
74 |
8 |
9 |
1264 |
Well I wasn't going to make him swim home! |
1.2857 |
0.05477 |
91 |
68 |
20 |
3 |
1265 |
At least he's not complaining about leg room. |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
1266 |
They were out of the hatchbacks so I got a humpback. |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
1267 |
Do you hear something ambient? |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
1268 |
I know what you're thinking, but the carpool lane is actually faster than the Gulf Stream this time of day. |
1.2857 |
0.06306 |
91 |
72 |
12 |
7 |
1269 |
You said you wanted a pet that didn't shed. |
1.2857 |
0.05012 |
91 |
66 |
24 |
1 |
1270 |
There is no catch. |
1.2857 |
0.06682 |
91 |
74 |
8 |
9 |
1271 |
This is the one that ate my dad. I'm sure of it this time. |
1.2857 |
0.05477 |
91 |
68 |
20 |
3 |
1272 |
You were in the same bad mood when the kids brought home goldfish. |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
1273 |
HOV lane, we all work at the aquarium. It's a win-win. |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
1274 |
Oh, I thought you said lets burn some blubber! |
1.2857 |
0.06306 |
91 |
72 |
12 |
7 |
1275 |
I don't want to hear about the one that got away... |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
1276 |
It's a Sicilian message ... |
1.2857 |
0.06306 |
91 |
72 |
12 |
7 |
1277 |
Perhaps we should have just gone with our instincts and gotten the kids that puppy. |
1.2857 |
0.06497 |
91 |
73 |
10 |
8 |
1278 |
All right, have it your way - you heard a whale sing. |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
1279 |
I think it's time to remove the booster seat. |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
1280 |
Ok if the echo location app doesn't work, then we can stop and ask for directions. |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
1281 |
What's the big deal? Only you can sing in the car? |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1282 |
I know. Don't pick up hitchhikers. But this is a whole lot of omega 3. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1283 |
I'm second-guessing this whole car pool thing. |
1.2826 |
0.06245 |
92 |
73 |
12 |
7 |
1284 |
I think you should sit in the back with her in case she gets nervous. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1285 |
We need a carpool. |
1.2826 |
0.06245 |
92 |
73 |
12 |
7 |
1286 |
Well, I guess we better talk about the elephant in the room... |
1.2826 |
0.05426 |
92 |
69 |
20 |
3 |
1287 |
I'm so tired of trying to impress you. |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
1288 |
Your profile didn't mention dependants |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
1289 |
I thought we were picking up your sister. |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
1290 |
Because you had too much to drink, that's why. |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
1291 |
I had hoped there was a cash alternative to the grand prize. I was wrong and I'm sorry. |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
1292 |
Well the vet doesn't do housecalls |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
1293 |
Okay...Okay.... But YOU said, "it has to be wild caught!" |
1.2778 |
0.06126 |
90 |
71 |
13 |
6 |
1294 |
I know it's unusual for a first date. |
1.2778 |
0.05480 |
90 |
68 |
19 |
3 |
1295 |
Everything has to be over-the-top for you, doesn't it? |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
1296 |
How about switching to 'Save the Chihuahuas' ? |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
1297 |
Turns out I was bidding on the wrong eBay. |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
1298 |
The whale tank clearly said 'you touch it you buy it.' |
1.2778 |
0.06520 |
90 |
73 |
9 |
8 |
1299 |
You read the bumper sticker, right? |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
1300 |
I have some bad news about what happened while you were asleep. |
1.2778 |
0.06326 |
90 |
72 |
11 |
7 |
1301 |
"He's a pilot whale which is ten times better than our GPS". |
1.2778 |
0.06126 |
90 |
71 |
13 |
6 |
1302 |
Okay, okay, but, who else would've given him a ride? |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
1303 |
This car fishtails more than most. |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
1304 |
Greg had to admit the word 'carpool' might be misleading to some species. |
1.2778 |
0.05004 |
90 |
66 |
23 |
1 |
1305 |
It still beats having a pot-bellied pig. |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
1306 |
Can we please Free Willy ? |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
1307 |
A dog would have been easier. |
1.2778 |
0.05247 |
90 |
67 |
21 |
2 |
1308 |
Even the Johnson's have a coy pond, I wanted something different. |
1.2778 |
0.06126 |
90 |
71 |
13 |
6 |
1309 |
Become an Uber driver you said, it will be easy you said. |
1.2778 |
0.06126 |
90 |
71 |
13 |
6 |
1310 |
Tonight I think you should call me Ishmael. |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
1311 |
Tell me the truth. What did we take at the party? |
1.2778 |
0.06326 |
90 |
72 |
11 |
7 |
1312 |
OK, OK. You were right. Ocean Mist is a little too rich. We'll go with the Fresh Pine scent next time. |
1.2778 |
0.06326 |
90 |
72 |
11 |
7 |
1313 |
I feel like seafood tonight. |
1.2778 |
0.06126 |
90 |
71 |
13 |
6 |
1314 |
No, I still don't want a minivan. |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
1315 |
All I'm saying is you could've sponsored a koala instead |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
1316 |
You understand "adopt" is just a metaphor, right? |
1.2778 |
0.06126 |
90 |
71 |
13 |
6 |
1317 |
The '57s had bigger fins. |
1.2778 |
0.06126 |
90 |
71 |
13 |
6 |
1318 |
You never like my ideas. |
1.2778 |
0.06126 |
90 |
71 |
13 |
6 |
1319 |
SONAR comes standard. |
1.2778 |
0.05480 |
90 |
68 |
19 |
3 |
1320 |
...And you think they''ll believe THIS story? |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
1321 |
Next time, I buy the bait. |
1.2778 |
0.05480 |
90 |
68 |
19 |
3 |
1322 |
You think the new save the whales bumper sticker is a bit much? |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
1323 |
Look, it was just lying there on the beach, and you're always saying we should get a pet. |
1.2778 |
0.05480 |
90 |
68 |
19 |
3 |
1324 |
You mind if we stop at the next service station? I need to spray my blowhole. |
1.2778 |
0.06126 |
90 |
71 |
13 |
6 |
1325 |
Anything happen while I dozed off just then? |
1.2778 |
0.06126 |
90 |
71 |
13 |
6 |
1326 |
The breeder assured me it's great with kids. |
1.2778 |
0.05480 |
90 |
68 |
19 |
3 |
1327 |
I said backseat "thrill" seeking, not "krill" seeking. |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
1328 |
What's he blubbering about in the back seat? |
1.2778 |
0.06126 |
90 |
71 |
13 |
6 |
1329 |
'Don't worry,' you said. 'The car is big enough,' you said. 'We don't need to pay for delivery,' you said. |
1.2778 |
0.06126 |
90 |
71 |
13 |
6 |
1330 |
So glad you opted for the hybrid... |
1.2778 |
0.06326 |
90 |
72 |
11 |
7 |
1331 |
Remember, tell your mother to keep the cat in the basement. |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
1332 |
This is the last time I agree to take the leftovers at your family's Inuit Thanksgiving |
1.2778 |
0.06326 |
90 |
72 |
11 |
7 |
1333 |
This gives new meaning to a whale watch. |
1.2778 |
0.06126 |
90 |
71 |
13 |
6 |
1334 |
Ok, the next time I order a hatchback on ZipCar, I'll check for auto-corrects. |
1.2778 |
0.06520 |
90 |
73 |
9 |
8 |
1335 |
... casseroles, grilled steaks, seafood salads, soups and stews, not to mention sushi...and possibly lamp oil and handbags...even corsets and hats, maybe. |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
1336 |
Did I hit him? Did you hear a thump? Oh, God, I think I hit him! |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
1337 |
You said no cats |
1.2778 |
0.05247 |
90 |
67 |
21 |
2 |
1338 |
I was lucky to fit his bike in the trunk |
1.2778 |
0.05480 |
90 |
68 |
19 |
3 |
1339 |
I hope you don't mind but I need to drop someone off at the marina first. |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
1340 |
I thought the salesman said, "Whale of a car," not whale in a car. |
1.2778 |
0.06126 |
90 |
71 |
13 |
6 |
1341 |
Do I lead with 'You won't believe this fish story' or 'I've got a whale of a tale to tell you'? |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
1342 |
Well.. you were the one who wanted to go whale watching! |
1.2778 |
0.05480 |
90 |
68 |
19 |
3 |
1343 |
I think your definition of catch and release is too narrow. |
1.2778 |
0.06126 |
90 |
71 |
13 |
6 |
1344 |
Thanks for calling shotgun. |
1.2778 |
0.06520 |
90 |
73 |
9 |
8 |
1345 |
The difference is Seaworld keeps whales in captivity, while I'm just an enthusiast. |
1.2778 |
0.06326 |
90 |
72 |
11 |
7 |
1346 |
Next time, let's go with something other than Sea Mist on the air freshener. |
1.2778 |
0.06520 |
90 |
73 |
9 |
8 |
1347 |
This hybrid gets 40 nautical miles per gallon. |
1.2778 |
0.06126 |
90 |
71 |
13 |
6 |
1348 |
If you say "We should have went with the Shit-zu" one more time... |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
1349 |
Uh-oh, we have a whale-gater. |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
1350 |
Did I tell you about the one that didn't get away? |
1.2778 |
0.06520 |
90 |
73 |
9 |
8 |
1351 |
Imagine what would happen if it said, "Save The Planet." |
1.2778 |
0.06326 |
90 |
72 |
11 |
7 |
1352 |
Sad eyes; right. Now we have to house train him. |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
1353 |
So now you're gonna tell me about the one that got away? |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
1354 |
I asked the dealer to throw in some Beluga, but I meant the caviar |
1.2778 |
0.05480 |
90 |
68 |
19 |
3 |
1355 |
I heard new orca as new yorker! |
1.2778 |
0.05480 |
90 |
68 |
19 |
3 |
1356 |
Looks like somebody can’t start the migration fast enough. |
1.2778 |
0.06126 |
90 |
71 |
13 |
6 |
1357 |
The Hudson or the East? |
1.2778 |
0.06520 |
90 |
73 |
9 |
8 |
1358 |
Time to give up beach-combing, Barb. |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
1359 |
So, what's with all the whales in New Yorker cartoons these days? |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
1360 |
Well, something's clicking. |
1.2747 |
0.05861 |
91 |
71 |
15 |
5 |
1361 |
Okay, okay, but it's not every week there's a closeout sale at Sea World. |
1.2747 |
0.05428 |
91 |
69 |
19 |
3 |
1362 |
Look - I needed a third rider for the express lane, OK? |
1.2747 |
0.05428 |
91 |
69 |
19 |
3 |
1363 |
Just how far under water is our mortgage? |
1.2747 |
0.06066 |
91 |
72 |
13 |
6 |
1364 |
I don't think you realize we're under water. |
1.2747 |
0.06264 |
91 |
73 |
11 |
7 |
1365 |
Shotgun? Dream on Moby... |
1.2747 |
0.05428 |
91 |
69 |
19 |
3 |
1366 |
I'm not saying I'm against picking up hitchhikers. I'm just saying that sometimes it's a judgement call. |
1.2747 |
0.06066 |
91 |
72 |
13 |
6 |
1367 |
I told you he had his fin up and was looking for a ride. |
1.2747 |
0.05649 |
91 |
70 |
17 |
4 |
1368 |
Don't you think he's gotten big enough to get to school on his own? |
1.2747 |
0.05649 |
91 |
70 |
17 |
4 |
1369 |
Well, I had to give him a lift, I felt sorry for him, he was blubbering. |
1.2747 |
0.05428 |
91 |
69 |
19 |
3 |
1370 |
This is the last time we pickup hitchhikers to the aquarium. |
1.2747 |
0.05861 |
91 |
71 |
15 |
5 |
1371 |
I think your "Save the Whales" sentiment has gone too far! |
1.2747 |
0.05649 |
91 |
70 |
17 |
4 |
1372 |
Moby is as much a part of this family as you or I! |
1.2747 |
0.05428 |
91 |
69 |
19 |
3 |
1373 |
Why did we bother saving this whale if we're never going to use it? |
1.2747 |
0.05649 |
91 |
70 |
17 |
4 |
1374 |
We met on a desert island. |
1.2747 |
0.05861 |
91 |
71 |
15 |
5 |
1375 |
I think that bumper stickers should be taken literally. |
1.2747 |
0.06264 |
91 |
73 |
11 |
7 |
1376 |
What elephant in the room? |
1.2747 |
0.06066 |
91 |
72 |
13 |
6 |
1377 |
You said we could get a pet |
1.2747 |
0.05649 |
91 |
70 |
17 |
4 |
1378 |
You never said the word 'inflatable'. |
1.2747 |
0.05861 |
91 |
71 |
15 |
5 |
1379 |
You must admit the sounds are calming when we’re gridlocked |
1.2747 |
0.05649 |
91 |
70 |
17 |
4 |
1380 |
I'm telling you he's right on my tail. |
1.2747 |
0.05861 |
91 |
71 |
15 |
5 |
1381 |
We've drove off a bridge. We're trapped in our car underwater. What else can go wrong? |
1.2747 |
0.06456 |
91 |
74 |
9 |
8 |
1382 |
Do you know a good bar and krill? |
1.2747 |
0.05198 |
91 |
68 |
21 |
2 |
1383 |
Mammal. |
1.2747 |
0.05861 |
91 |
71 |
15 |
5 |
1384 |
The mechanic's explanation for why we have a sagging rear end seems a little fishy to me. |
1.2747 |
0.05861 |
91 |
71 |
15 |
5 |
1385 |
So we agree to disagree? |
1.2747 |
0.05861 |
91 |
71 |
15 |
5 |
1386 |
I really think she meant "Kale." And we forgot milk. |
1.2747 |
0.05861 |
91 |
71 |
15 |
5 |
1387 |
I thought you told me size doesn't matter. |
1.2747 |
0.06066 |
91 |
72 |
13 |
6 |
1388 |
I still think a dog would have been easier |
1.2747 |
0.06066 |
91 |
72 |
13 |
6 |
1389 |
Whalegater! |
1.2717 |
0.06392 |
92 |
75 |
9 |
8 |
1390 |
We've got to find a vet who makes house calls. |
1.2717 |
0.05804 |
92 |
72 |
15 |
5 |
1391 |
Guys, is there any plankton in my teeth? |
1.2717 |
0.06392 |
92 |
75 |
9 |
8 |
1392 |
Next time we get a sitter. |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1393 |
Are you sure this is how Pokemon Go is supposed to work? |
1.2697 |
0.06345 |
89 |
72 |
10 |
7 |
1394 |
How can we pass this off as road kill? |
1.2697 |
0.06140 |
89 |
71 |
12 |
6 |
1395 |
Now don't you wish we got the minivan? |
1.2697 |
0.05481 |
89 |
68 |
18 |
3 |
1396 |
Don't you miss that new leather smell? |
1.2697 |
0.06543 |
89 |
73 |
8 |
8 |
1397 |
I know, but $3.95 a pound is hard to pass up. |
1.2697 |
0.06345 |
89 |
72 |
10 |
7 |
1398 |
So is this your first uberpool? |
1.2697 |
0.06543 |
89 |
73 |
8 |
8 |
1399 |
I promised you a 'Whale of a Good Time' and I mean to deliver! |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1400 |
That was one helluva pothole. |
1.2697 |
0.06140 |
89 |
71 |
12 |
6 |
1401 |
I told you I was giving up deer hunting. |
1.2697 |
0.04993 |
89 |
66 |
22 |
1 |
1402 |
I've got it all figured out. The kids get the pool on the odd days. |
1.2697 |
0.04993 |
89 |
66 |
22 |
1 |
1403 |
Wouldn't the guys have taken your word for it? |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1404 |
It's part of his 10-point migration plan. |
1.2697 |
0.06543 |
89 |
73 |
8 |
8 |
1405 |
Does this make it legal to drive in the HOV lane now? |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1406 |
You know I always wanted to do my part to save the whales. |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1407 |
What did you expect when you married someone named Ahab? |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1408 |
The next time someone asks you heads or tails, choose one or the other. |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1409 |
She's right. She did say "shotgun." |
1.2697 |
0.06345 |
89 |
72 |
10 |
7 |
1410 |
Do you have a breath mint? |
1.2697 |
0.05243 |
89 |
67 |
20 |
2 |
1411 |
Your profile said you liked Moby. |
1.2697 |
0.06140 |
89 |
71 |
12 |
6 |
1412 |
ok that's not what really happened. |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1413 |
It's about the elephant in the room, isn't it? |
1.2697 |
0.06140 |
89 |
71 |
12 |
6 |
1414 |
It will be company for the elephant in the room. |
1.2697 |
0.06140 |
89 |
71 |
12 |
6 |
1415 |
Well, you wanted Seafood! |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1416 |
When they asked us to feed their fish for a few days... |
1.2697 |
0.05481 |
89 |
68 |
18 |
3 |
1417 |
So tell me about the one that got away. |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1418 |
It'll look good over the fireplace. |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1419 |
Like I said, it's a free Willy. |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1420 |
I'm getting terrible gas mileage. |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1421 |
He may be a baby but I don't think we will need the booster seat any longer. |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1422 |
I couldn't help it, the look on his face, he wanted to come home with us. |
1.2697 |
0.05243 |
89 |
67 |
20 |
2 |
1423 |
well, at least somebody will use the pool now..... |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1424 |
THIS ISN'T WHAT I THOUGHT WHEN YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO SAVE SPERM |
1.2697 |
0.06543 |
89 |
73 |
8 |
8 |
1425 |
No, it appears I don't know what 'carpool' actually means. |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1426 |
Well if this isn't one whale of a hump day... |
1.2697 |
0.06140 |
89 |
71 |
12 |
6 |
1427 |
I don't know what made me think of this but did you say that your mother is staying with us this weekend? |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1428 |
You know what this means, don't you? Whale salad sandwiches for months! |
1.2697 |
0.06140 |
89 |
71 |
12 |
6 |
1429 |
They had sea horses, angle fish, and goldfish, but no, he's so cute honey let's get the whale. |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1430 |
if you clean it; I'll cook it |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1431 |
Can we talk about the whale in the car? |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1432 |
Oh, stop complaining - you got shotgun and he's paying for his third of the gas. |
1.2697 |
0.05481 |
89 |
68 |
18 |
3 |
1433 |
Look, the ocean's not far away and he had a winning smile. |
1.2697 |
0.06140 |
89 |
71 |
12 |
6 |
1434 |
We're gonna need a bigger tank. |
1.2697 |
0.05481 |
89 |
68 |
18 |
3 |
1435 |
You thought I said hatchback? |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1436 |
We're goin' to need a bigger fish tank. |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1437 |
OK, ok. I should have spent the extra 5 bucks to have it filleted.. |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1438 |
"It's cheaper to buy bulk....". |
1.2697 |
0.05481 |
89 |
68 |
18 |
3 |
1439 |
Well sor-ry! Not every methane-powered car is going to be exactly what you want! |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1440 |
It just feels like you're always annoyed about something. |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1441 |
This is the worst Uber Pool of my life. |
1.2697 |
0.06140 |
89 |
71 |
12 |
6 |
1442 |
Do we have freezer bags? |
1.2697 |
0.06345 |
89 |
72 |
10 |
7 |
1443 |
It's a vegetarian, we're vegetarians. What's your problem? |
1.2688 |
0.05949 |
93 |
74 |
13 |
6 |
1444 |
Let's see little Johnny get out of his car seat now. |
1.2667 |
0.05653 |
90 |
70 |
16 |
4 |
1445 |
Who'll tell the kids they can't use the swimming pool? |
1.2667 |
0.05870 |
90 |
71 |
14 |
5 |
1446 |
I hate backseat metaphors. |
1.2667 |
0.05870 |
90 |
71 |
14 |
5 |
1447 |
I'm just glad we didn't opt for 4 whale drive. This is more than enough! |
1.2667 |
0.05870 |
90 |
71 |
14 |
5 |
1448 |
The kids nagging about not having enough fish for their aquarium ends today. |
1.2667 |
0.05428 |
90 |
69 |
18 |
3 |
1449 |
I told you he'd outgrow the aquarium. |
1.2667 |
0.05870 |
90 |
71 |
14 |
5 |
1450 |
I do hope you're not going to start blubbering again. |
1.2667 |
0.06079 |
90 |
72 |
12 |
6 |
1451 |
Well, we've finally dealt with "the elephant in the room." What shall we tackle next? |
1.2667 |
0.06079 |
90 |
72 |
12 |
6 |
1452 |
You tell him we're not going out for krill again. |
1.2667 |
0.05653 |
90 |
70 |
16 |
4 |
1453 |
I hate these "you touch it, you buy it" policies. |
1.2644 |
0.05998 |
87 |
69 |
13 |
5 |
1454 |
For the last time, yes, they have a pool! |
1.2644 |
0.05998 |
87 |
69 |
13 |
5 |
1455 |
Okay, so we'll need to buy a bigger bowl. |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
1456 |
OK, I'll bite. Why 'Ishmael?' |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
1457 |
The rear airbag in this car is organic! |
1.2644 |
0.06633 |
87 |
72 |
7 |
8 |
1458 |
Don’t tell your sister we’re not using a car seat. |
1.2644 |
0.05998 |
87 |
69 |
13 |
5 |
1459 |
We are never going to the animal shelter again! |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
1460 |
I'm happy to help, but just how big is your fish tank? |
1.2644 |
0.06217 |
87 |
70 |
11 |
6 |
1461 |
We'll just have to get a bigger bowl. |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
1462 |
How could I possibly 'smell like krill'? |
1.2644 |
0.05535 |
87 |
67 |
17 |
3 |
1463 |
They won't say 'fish story' this time. |
1.2644 |
0.05998 |
87 |
69 |
13 |
5 |
1464 |
You couldn't just leave it at the elephant in the room. |
1.2644 |
0.06428 |
87 |
71 |
9 |
7 |
1465 |
I thought he said "hatchback," but he must have said "humpback." |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
1466 |
"Jonah doesn't get out much, does he? |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
1467 |
Well, you're the one who wanted seafood take-out. |
1.2644 |
0.06217 |
87 |
70 |
11 |
6 |
1468 |
What did the mechanic say about that wailing noise? |
1.2644 |
0.05535 |
87 |
67 |
17 |
3 |
1469 |
How Stella Got Her Humpback |
1.2644 |
0.05998 |
87 |
69 |
13 |
5 |
1470 |
You just had to save a whale. |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
1471 |
You know...sometimes, winner doesn't have to take ALL. |
1.2644 |
0.06428 |
87 |
71 |
9 |
7 |
1472 |
OK, I promise next time I won't commit to pet-sitting without talking to you first> |
1.2644 |
0.05288 |
87 |
66 |
19 |
2 |
1473 |
In a year, everyone will be talking about "Sea-to-Table". |
1.2644 |
0.05998 |
87 |
69 |
13 |
5 |
1474 |
Next time you find a whale of a deal can you just walk away? |
1.2644 |
0.05998 |
87 |
69 |
13 |
5 |
1475 |
See, I told you everything would fit. |
1.2644 |
0.05535 |
87 |
67 |
17 |
3 |
1476 |
'No singing in the car' |
1.2644 |
0.06428 |
87 |
71 |
9 |
7 |
1477 |
I guess we could just hang up signs and maybe someone will claim her. |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
1478 |
Let's just hope we don't draw anyone's attention. |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
1479 |
Well, you can remind Willy there that gas isn't free. |
1.2644 |
0.05535 |
87 |
67 |
17 |
3 |
1480 |
You buckled the kids in first, right? |
1.2644 |
0.05998 |
87 |
69 |
13 |
5 |
1481 |
Well, don't give me that snide look. You're the one who said it's cheaper to buy in bulk. |
1.2644 |
0.05998 |
87 |
69 |
13 |
5 |
1482 |
Blue? Flipper? ... Fido? |
1.2644 |
0.06428 |
87 |
71 |
9 |
7 |
1483 |
"Really, you thought saying "We're gonna need a bigger car" was still funny? |
1.2644 |
0.05288 |
87 |
66 |
19 |
2 |
1484 |
What makes you think I have a Melville complex? |
1.2644 |
0.05535 |
87 |
67 |
17 |
3 |
1485 |
I think you are taking this "Save The Whales" thing a little too far. |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
1486 |
Watch her, I couldn't get the seatbelt to lock. |
1.2644 |
0.05288 |
87 |
66 |
19 |
2 |
1487 |
This is exactly why I hate carnival games. |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
1488 |
He gives me great traction in the snow. |
1.2644 |
0.05288 |
87 |
66 |
19 |
2 |
1489 |
Did we have to bring your mother? |
1.2644 |
0.06428 |
87 |
71 |
9 |
7 |
1490 |
Look, I'm not getting rid of him. We've been through a lot together. We're survivors. You wouldn't understand; you didn't see last week's cartoon. |
1.2644 |
0.06428 |
87 |
71 |
9 |
7 |
1491 |
This wasn't what I had in mind when you said "Free Willy". |
1.2644 |
0.05535 |
87 |
67 |
17 |
3 |
1492 |
Call me idiot. |
1.2644 |
0.06217 |
87 |
70 |
11 |
6 |
1493 |
Five fathoms since last time you asked. |
1.2644 |
0.05535 |
87 |
67 |
17 |
3 |
1494 |
Ok, I'm pretty sure this metaphor isn't working. |
1.2644 |
0.05029 |
87 |
65 |
21 |
1 |
1495 |
Google krill store. |
1.2644 |
0.06633 |
87 |
72 |
7 |
8 |
1496 |
I'm glad you called shotgun. |
1.2644 |
0.05535 |
87 |
67 |
17 |
3 |
1497 |
so, you save whales? |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
1498 |
Why can't you just collect shells like everyone else? |
1.2644 |
0.05535 |
87 |
67 |
17 |
3 |
1499 |
Now that you've landed a whale, they'll have to make you a Partner! |
1.2644 |
0.05998 |
87 |
69 |
13 |
5 |
1500 |
Well, it's the one that didn't get away. |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
1501 |
Honey, I think we're being tailed. |
1.2644 |
0.05288 |
87 |
66 |
19 |
2 |
1502 |
I told you we should have rented the full size. |
1.2644 |
0.06633 |
87 |
72 |
7 |
8 |
1503 |
I thought you were bringing the krill. |
1.2644 |
0.05998 |
87 |
69 |
13 |
5 |
1504 |
I don't love her for the shape of her body, I love her for the size of her brain. |
1.2644 |
0.05998 |
87 |
69 |
13 |
5 |
1505 |
...and just where do you plan to save this one? |
1.2644 |
0.05998 |
87 |
69 |
13 |
5 |
1506 |
At first I thought he was just a fluke, but then he grew on me |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
1507 |
I will consult the GPS next time, okay? |
1.2644 |
0.05998 |
87 |
69 |
13 |
5 |
1508 |
Well, I'm glad we got that behind us." |
1.2644 |
0.06217 |
87 |
70 |
11 |
6 |
1509 |
I know, I know...I should have kept the living room set and traded it in for Door # 2. |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
1510 |
It's your imagination. |
1.2644 |
0.05998 |
87 |
69 |
13 |
5 |
1511 |
One last stop at Costco for the jumbo pallet of Krill. |
1.2644 |
0.05998 |
87 |
69 |
13 |
5 |
1512 |
Yes! But it took them a while to work the bugs out of the Tesla too. |
1.2644 |
0.05288 |
87 |
66 |
19 |
2 |
1513 |
Then I guess we're going to the beach. Again. |
1.2644 |
0.05998 |
87 |
69 |
13 |
5 |
1514 |
He's tailgating us. |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
1515 |
We need to discuss the elephant in the room. |
1.2644 |
0.06428 |
87 |
71 |
9 |
7 |
1516 |
Did you bring his water tank? |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
1517 |
OK, OK, so I didn't see the 'Fish Crossing' Sign. |
1.2644 |
0.05998 |
87 |
69 |
13 |
5 |
1518 |
He's chipping in for gas. |
1.2644 |
0.05029 |
87 |
65 |
21 |
1 |
1519 |
You smell anything ? |
1.2644 |
0.04755 |
87 |
64 |
23 |
0 |
1520 |
We should of just taken a Picture!!! |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
1521 |
We can put him in the pool. We just have to clear it with the condo association. |
1.2644 |
0.05535 |
87 |
67 |
17 |
3 |
1522 |
Thank you for using Uber Tidal Pool |
1.2644 |
0.06217 |
87 |
70 |
11 |
6 |
1523 |
At 10 cents a pound, we couldn't pass it up. |
1.2644 |
0.06217 |
87 |
70 |
11 |
6 |
1524 |
For once, could you spare me 'the elephant in the room' talk? |
1.2644 |
0.06428 |
87 |
71 |
9 |
7 |
1525 |
Well, can't you find a recipe? |
1.2644 |
0.05535 |
87 |
67 |
17 |
3 |
1526 |
Next time don't bring the whole sperm just the sample. |
1.2644 |
0.06217 |
87 |
70 |
11 |
6 |
1527 |
Hey, you were the one that wanted fins |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
1528 |
I think they're tailgating on porpoise. |
1.2644 |
0.05998 |
87 |
69 |
13 |
5 |
1529 |
he used to play with Bob Marley |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
1530 |
If we have another, you know, we'll need a minivan. |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
1531 |
He'll be a perfect mate for the elephant in the living room. |
1.2644 |
0.05998 |
87 |
69 |
13 |
5 |
1532 |
I don't like the smell of plankton either, but we need to stay in the HOV lane. |
1.2644 |
0.06217 |
87 |
70 |
11 |
6 |
1533 |
Be nice, honey. You're making him feel like a fifth whale. |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
1534 |
Next vacation your not getting any souvenirs ! |
1.2644 |
0.05998 |
87 |
69 |
13 |
5 |
1535 |
I swear I told the dealership hatchback... |
1.2644 |
0.05029 |
87 |
65 |
21 |
1 |
1536 |
Perhaps you'd prefer a ride-sharing service that discriminates? |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
1537 |
And what if I told you he is already fully-grown? |
1.2644 |
0.05288 |
87 |
66 |
19 |
2 |
1538 |
What do you mean did I shower this morning? |
1.2644 |
0.05998 |
87 |
69 |
13 |
5 |
1539 |
It wouldn't fit in the cooler. It wouldn't even fit in the trunk. What else was I supposed to do? |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
1540 |
Honey Bun, have you put on a few lbs? I 've got it floored and I can't get over 20 mph . |
1.2644 |
0.06633 |
87 |
72 |
7 |
8 |
1541 |
You always said you wanted to adopt a rescue. |
1.2644 |
0.05535 |
87 |
67 |
17 |
3 |
1542 |
Low sperm count? No problem. |
1.2644 |
0.06217 |
87 |
70 |
11 |
6 |
1543 |
Is it bigger than it appears or closer than it appears? Either way, we're screwed. |
1.2644 |
0.05998 |
87 |
69 |
13 |
5 |
1544 |
We'll tell your mother he's a rescue. She'll understand. |
1.2644 |
0.05535 |
87 |
67 |
17 |
3 |
1545 |
Your plaice or mine? |
1.2644 |
0.05998 |
87 |
69 |
13 |
5 |
1546 |
What? He was stranded and needed a ride. |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
1547 |
Uh oh, I think that's Greenpeace following us. |
1.2644 |
0.06428 |
87 |
71 |
9 |
7 |
1548 |
I didn't know Greenpeace was going to be so literal. |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
1549 |
"Penny for your thoughts...' |
1.2644 |
0.06633 |
87 |
72 |
7 |
8 |
1550 |
Don't say anything about lamp oil and we'll be fine. |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
1551 |
It happens every time we walk into a pet store. |
1.2644 |
0.05998 |
87 |
69 |
13 |
5 |
1552 |
I'm getting that catch-and-release thing. |
1.2644 |
0.05288 |
87 |
66 |
19 |
2 |
1553 |
It's a long story but that's right, everyone just calls me Ishmael. |
1.2644 |
0.06217 |
87 |
70 |
11 |
6 |
1554 |
Sorry, UberPool is still working out the kinks. |
1.2644 |
0.06217 |
87 |
70 |
11 |
6 |
1555 |
Some have greatness thrust upon them. |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
1556 |
One back-seat driver is enough, dear. |
1.2644 |
0.05535 |
87 |
67 |
17 |
3 |
1557 |
I AM pressing the peddle! |
1.2644 |
0.05998 |
87 |
69 |
13 |
5 |
1558 |
I got rid of the elephant in the room, didn't I? |
1.2644 |
0.05535 |
87 |
67 |
17 |
3 |
1559 |
If he doesn't like the pool, we can take him back. |
1.2644 |
0.05535 |
87 |
67 |
17 |
3 |
1560 |
I specifically stated that I wanted the Porsche with the whale tail. |
1.2644 |
0.05998 |
87 |
69 |
13 |
5 |
1561 |
It's amazing what you can find on the Craigslist "Free" want ads these days. |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
1562 |
This is the last time we pick a rideshare at Marine Life World. |
1.2644 |
0.05535 |
87 |
67 |
17 |
3 |
1563 |
YOU NEVER BELIEVE ANYTHING I TELL YOU! |
1.2644 |
0.05998 |
87 |
69 |
13 |
5 |
1564 |
Well, you should have thought about going to the ocean before we left. |
1.2644 |
0.06217 |
87 |
70 |
11 |
6 |
1565 |
We're going to need a bigger car. |
1.2644 |
0.06217 |
87 |
70 |
11 |
6 |
1566 |
The irony here is that Captain Ahab is a third cousin on my mother's side |
1.2644 |
0.06428 |
87 |
71 |
9 |
7 |
1567 |
I knew you had a lot of baggage, but isn't this a little extreme? |
1.2644 |
0.05998 |
87 |
69 |
13 |
5 |
1568 |
Okay, before we get to the drive-up window,.... one plain Filet-O-Fish, one cod sandwich with extra tarter and a super size bucket of plankton! |
1.2644 |
0.06428 |
87 |
71 |
9 |
7 |
1569 |
I think this guy's tailing me. |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
1570 |
For the last time, there is no one with a wooden leg living on Oak Street. |
1.2644 |
0.06217 |
87 |
70 |
11 |
6 |
1571 |
Again, BIG thanks for calling shotgun. |
1.2644 |
0.05998 |
87 |
69 |
13 |
5 |
1572 |
What's so strange about having a companion animal? |
1.2644 |
0.05288 |
87 |
66 |
19 |
2 |
1573 |
And you thought we had no reason to buy a station wagon. |
1.2644 |
0.06633 |
87 |
72 |
7 |
8 |
1574 |
Everyone has to do their part to decrease rising sea levels |
1.2644 |
0.05998 |
87 |
69 |
13 |
5 |
1575 |
Where do I begin? |
1.2644 |
0.05998 |
87 |
69 |
13 |
5 |
1576 |
Didn't think that one all the way through, did you Ahab? |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
1577 |
You shouldn't have begged me to see "Free Willy." |
1.2637 |
0.06218 |
91 |
74 |
10 |
7 |
1578 |
Did you hear a thump? |
1.2614 |
0.05236 |
88 |
67 |
19 |
2 |
1579 |
If you don't start behaving, this will be more than just a visit to SeaWorld. |
1.2614 |
0.06362 |
88 |
72 |
9 |
7 |
1580 |
That was the weirdest threesome ever. |
1.2614 |
0.06153 |
88 |
71 |
11 |
6 |
1581 |
So, how long have you been a sperm donor? |
1.2614 |
0.06153 |
88 |
71 |
11 |
6 |
1582 |
I never should have signed up for Uber. |
1.2614 |
0.05480 |
88 |
68 |
17 |
3 |
1583 |
If you ask me that Captain Ahab fella just didn't try hard enough |
1.2614 |
0.05480 |
88 |
68 |
17 |
3 |
1584 |
I think it's been more than three days |
1.2614 |
0.05937 |
88 |
70 |
13 |
5 |
1585 |
Anchovie, my ass! |
1.2614 |
0.05937 |
88 |
70 |
13 |
5 |
1586 |
Anyone else in the mood for krill? |
1.2614 |
0.05937 |
88 |
70 |
13 |
5 |
1587 |
That reminds me...when did you say your mother was coming for a visit? |
1.2614 |
0.05713 |
88 |
69 |
15 |
4 |
1588 |
Honey, it appears that someone's tailing us. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1589 |
But I followed the one souvenir limit. |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1590 |
He's neutered. |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1591 |
I thought you said no more rescue animals |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1592 |
Did I mention that my name is "Ishmael." |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1593 |
I thought you said you wanted to see Wales! |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1594 |
At Thanksgiving, maybe my uncle won't run on about his latest deer hunt. |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1595 |
I don't care what your friends say. He's too big to be rear-facing. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1596 |
You should see the one I threw back! |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1597 |
He said he's from whales, and just wants a lift to the next Brexit. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1598 |
This is the last time we do errands for Andrew. |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1599 |
I knew we should'be gone to Scotland, not Wales |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1600 |
I love surprising your parents! |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1601 |
Sushi again? |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1602 |
No one will believe I caught it on a fly rod. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1603 |
Okay, but I still caught two to your one. |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1604 |
I know this ride blows. |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1605 |
Fine. Next time we just get the capsules. |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1606 |
Oh, my God! Where's Jonah? |
1.2558 |
0.06446 |
86 |
71 |
8 |
7 |
1607 |
I prefer the old horn sound. |
1.2558 |
0.05013 |
86 |
65 |
20 |
1 |
1608 |
We need to talk about the elephant in the room. |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1609 |
Call the kids and tell them to turn off the pool heater..... |
1.2558 |
0.06446 |
86 |
71 |
8 |
7 |
1610 |
Uber says I can't discriminate against animals. |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1611 |
Just think of the traction when it snows! |
1.2558 |
0.05279 |
86 |
66 |
18 |
2 |
1612 |
You used to love sushi. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1613 |
I support mass transit. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1614 |
I'll tell you what's endangered, young man. Your TV privileges. That's what. |
1.2558 |
0.06446 |
86 |
71 |
8 |
7 |
1615 |
that's not the spot to sit if he gets carsick... |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1616 |
I just read 'My Porpoise Driven Life' |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1617 |
I can't believe he's car sick. |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1618 |
So, what was wrong with just adopting a dog? |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1619 |
At least HE's not pressing an imaginary brake pedal every few minutes. |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1620 |
I think it's time I told you "Joe" is a nickname. My real name is Jonah. |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1621 |
So is this your first time taking UberPool? |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1622 |
For our next kid, we're using a sperm bank. |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1623 |
I'm just saying, your last three fish have all died. Perhaps you're just not ready for a pet. |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1624 |
Yeah it was a great night, I just think Jonah's wedding favors were a little overkill. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1625 |
So, whose sperm count is low? |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1626 |
You never know with these rescues, but the guy promised he wouldn't get any bigger. |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1627 |
Do I tell you how to swim? |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1628 |
I'm not taking this too far, and I promise this is the last thing I buy for the aquarium. |
1.2558 |
0.05279 |
86 |
66 |
18 |
2 |
1629 |
You were right, we have a tail. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1630 |
Are you sure that's how it happened? Because to be honest something smells a little fishy... |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1631 |
Picture, schmicture. I'm showing the guys. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1632 |
Buckle up or we're not going to Sea World. |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1633 |
You wanted a compact. |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1634 |
Something seems a little fishy. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1635 |
Did you bring some water? |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1636 |
Nobody likes a back seat diver, Frank |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1637 |
I guess that's the problem when you combine Apple Maps with a self-driving car. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1638 |
They were all out of goldfish. |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1639 |
Next time they say "You'll have a whale of time," let's pass. |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1640 |
Next time you might consider Uber XXL, pal. |
1.2558 |
0.05279 |
86 |
66 |
18 |
2 |
1641 |
Why can't you just be glad that I picked up the right whale and not the killer whale? |
1.2558 |
0.05013 |
86 |
65 |
20 |
1 |
1642 |
This certainly tops anything else we've done in the back seat. |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1643 |
What happened to wanting a rescue dog? |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1644 |
Plankton is in now, and he knows a good spot! |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1645 |
Should we discuss the gigantic whale in the car? |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1646 |
Why would I call you Ishmael? |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1647 |
Why don't you get a cat? |
1.2558 |
0.06446 |
86 |
71 |
8 |
7 |
1648 |
Can we talk about the 100 ton Cetacean in the room...? |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1649 |
Must you sing that same song the whole way? |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1650 |
Relax, it's only until Sea World finds her a forever home. |
1.2558 |
0.05279 |
86 |
66 |
18 |
2 |
1651 |
Nobody likes a humpback-seat driver! |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1652 |
Did you feel that, I think we just fish-tailed! |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1653 |
Other than that, how did you enjoy the beach? |
1.2558 |
0.05279 |
86 |
66 |
18 |
2 |
1654 |
So, what else is allowed on this Paleo diet? |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1655 |
I'm thinking pan grilled with lemon and red pepper. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1656 |
I didn't know you meant "searching for your white whale" quite so literally... |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1657 |
Do you think they have plankton at Taco Bell? |
1.2558 |
0.05279 |
86 |
66 |
18 |
2 |
1658 |
Look, you're not the only one in this car who's blue. |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1659 |
I told you picking up Jonah was a bad idea. |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1660 |
So, I'll concede the station wagon would have had some advantages over the sedan... |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1661 |
If you didn't want an Uber Pool, you shouldn't have selected it. |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1662 |
You're the one who said he'd grow on us. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1663 |
So there I was on this desert island, standing next to a palm tree... |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1664 |
I agree, dear. This would never have worked with Uber. |
1.2558 |
0.05279 |
86 |
66 |
18 |
2 |
1665 |
So you think we should have picked the other one? |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1666 |
I swear to God one more peep out of you and I'll turn this car around, there'll be no SeaWorld today! |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1667 |
That's the last time I take my kleptomaniac girlfriend to SeaWorld. |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1668 |
Did it even occur to you that maybe it isn't my sperm motility that's the problem? |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1669 |
Did you feel a hump? |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1670 |
It really does improve the handling |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1671 |
It's a hybrid. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1672 |
Car dealers. 'Seats five comfortably,' my ass. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1673 |
My arms aren't that wide and besides, who'd believe me? |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1674 |
Are we there yet? |
1.2558 |
0.06446 |
86 |
71 |
8 |
7 |
1675 |
I know a good bar and krill. |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1676 |
Honey, wake up. You'll never guess what's trying to pass us! |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1677 |
He was stranded on the beach. So we pick him up and take him to the nearest marine park. They'll fix him up and release him back into the wild. What's the worst that can happen? It's not like he's some bison from Yellowstone. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1678 |
He keeps saying, "This is all so Kafkaesque." |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1679 |
Yes, but there are a lot fewer stops than with the old carpool. |
1.2558 |
0.05279 |
86 |
66 |
18 |
2 |
1680 |
Now will you believe my fish story? |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1681 |
I think one of the taillights is out. |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1682 |
I mean, everyone collects seashells at the beach...that's the obvious choice. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1683 |
Why don't we just acknowledge 200 ton whale in the car? |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1684 |
It's the Herman Melville Limited Edition. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1685 |
He was hitchhiking near SeaWorld. |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1686 |
Look, at that price Sea World was practically giving him away. Besides, we'll make it back on the caviar. |
1.2529 |
0.05944 |
87 |
70 |
12 |
5 |
1687 |
It’s either buy a Suburban or tell him he’s adopted. |
1.2529 |
0.05944 |
87 |
70 |
12 |
5 |
1688 |
I said HATCH back. |
1.2529 |
0.05944 |
87 |
70 |
12 |
5 |
1689 |
I'm thinking fish for dinner tonight. |
1.2529 |
0.06165 |
87 |
71 |
10 |
6 |
1690 |
That's the third drive-thru in a row and still no krill. Today's not your day, Murray. |
1.2529 |
0.05944 |
87 |
70 |
12 |
5 |
1691 |
Define "a whale of a good time". |
1.2529 |
0.06378 |
87 |
72 |
8 |
7 |
1692 |
When he stuck out his fluke, I couldn't resist picking him up. |
1.2529 |
0.05715 |
87 |
69 |
14 |
4 |
1693 |
Sperm whale donor, Honey. We know he's a good swimmer! |
1.2529 |
0.05715 |
87 |
69 |
14 |
4 |
1694 |
I don't know whether this new carpooling lane is worth the trouble |
1.2529 |
0.05944 |
87 |
70 |
12 |
5 |
1695 |
For the 100th time, YES, I had a good time at the party, but just a good time. |
1.2529 |
0.06584 |
87 |
73 |
6 |
8 |
1696 |
'If I hear, 'Are we there yet?' one more time,.... I'm gonna stop the car and harpoon that thing!" |
1.2529 |
0.05944 |
87 |
70 |
12 |
5 |
1697 |
Is this the equivalent of an elephant in the room? |
1.2529 |
0.06165 |
87 |
71 |
10 |
6 |
1698 |
But we agreed that this was the only way to save Jonah |
1.2529 |
0.05715 |
87 |
69 |
14 |
4 |
1699 |
Think he's outgrown the car seat? |
1.2529 |
0.04964 |
87 |
66 |
20 |
1 |
1700 |
There's plenty of fish in the seat. |
1.2529 |
0.06165 |
87 |
71 |
10 |
6 |
1701 |
Are you sure baking soda will get the smell out? |
1.2529 |
0.05944 |
87 |
70 |
12 |
5 |
1702 |
Why would we need to talk about an "elephant in the living room"? |
1.2529 |
0.05715 |
87 |
69 |
14 |
4 |
1703 |
Okay, share cars aren't always immaculate. |
1.2529 |
0.05944 |
87 |
70 |
12 |
5 |
1704 |
I know the sounds of the ocean help you sleep, but this is ridiculous |
1.2529 |
0.06165 |
87 |
71 |
10 |
6 |
1705 |
Let him enjoy his songs. |
1.2529 |
0.05944 |
87 |
70 |
12 |
5 |
1706 |
Well which is it, a fluke or a whale of a tale? |
1.2529 |
0.05944 |
87 |
70 |
12 |
5 |
1707 |
I said "why don't you take the wheel." |
1.2529 |
0.06378 |
87 |
72 |
8 |
7 |
1708 |
This is not my idea of a Car Pool. |
1.2529 |
0.05944 |
87 |
70 |
12 |
5 |
1709 |
You're the worst humpback-seat driver I've ever met. |
1.2529 |
0.05715 |
87 |
69 |
14 |
4 |
1710 |
I think there is something in my blind spot. |
1.2529 |
0.05226 |
87 |
67 |
18 |
2 |
1711 |
This wasn't what I was expecting when you said " I want to save the whales! " |
1.2529 |
0.05226 |
87 |
67 |
18 |
2 |
1712 |
I know honey, but the doc said I had to do things to increase my sperm count! |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1713 |
No, honestly, it followed me to the car. |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
1714 |
Next time we get pulled over, let me do the talking, ok? |
1.2500 |
0.06309 |
84 |
69 |
9 |
6 |
1715 |
I told you we should have gotten the cetacean wagon. |
1.2500 |
0.06748 |
84 |
71 |
5 |
8 |
1716 |
You wanted a car with fins on the back, right? |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
1717 |
I still say your Uncle Ahab would have liked a gift card better. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1718 |
Really, no chips? |
1.2500 |
0.05421 |
88 |
69 |
16 |
3 |
1719 |
I thought you said we need to eat less meat? |
1.2500 |
0.06077 |
84 |
68 |
11 |
5 |
1720 |
I told you I was dedicated to Greenpeace when we met. |
1.2500 |
0.05046 |
84 |
64 |
19 |
1 |
1721 |
I assumed it was ok since your profile said you like pets. |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
1722 |
He wants krill? We could stop at Whole Foods. |
1.2500 |
0.06077 |
84 |
68 |
11 |
5 |
1723 |
This car won't stop fish tailing |
1.2500 |
0.06077 |
84 |
68 |
11 |
5 |
1724 |
If there's one thing I can't stand, it's whalegating |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
1725 |
I thought you brought the krill. |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
1726 |
Do you get the feeling that they might have put a tail on us? |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
1727 |
Do you think he'll miss the ocean as much as we do? |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
1728 |
Is it me, or has the smell of krill followed us all the way from Montauk? |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1729 |
Let's just keep driving. Maybe we will find some roadkrill. |
1.2500 |
0.06077 |
84 |
68 |
11 |
5 |
1730 |
Your always bothered by little things. |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
1731 |
He'll cheer up once he sees there's plankton for dinner. |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
1732 |
I think you're right, we should've stuck with the calamari. |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
1733 |
Objects in the mirror are not just closer than they appear. |
1.2500 |
0.05046 |
84 |
64 |
19 |
1 |
1734 |
You tell him it's time he found his own way to the coast off Baja |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1735 |
You kids quit crying back there! |
1.2500 |
0.06309 |
84 |
69 |
9 |
6 |
1736 |
Any objections to having it mounted? |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
1737 |
Your turn to clean the catch. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1738 |
It is not unprecedented. Someone took a young bison from a national park just last summer. |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
1739 |
I can't wait to see that show off try to filet this. |
1.2500 |
0.06077 |
84 |
68 |
11 |
5 |
1740 |
seal level rise is worse then I thought |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1741 |
I'm telling you Jonah, I think we have this thing backwards. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1742 |
I thought I was buying a hatchback. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1743 |
I promise, it's just for one night. |
1.2500 |
0.05322 |
84 |
65 |
17 |
2 |
1744 |
You distinctly said, "Show me a whale of a good time." |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1745 |
I spy with my little eye.... |
1.2500 |
0.06077 |
84 |
68 |
11 |
5 |
1746 |
I told you to rent a "hatchback". |
1.2500 |
0.06309 |
84 |
69 |
9 |
6 |
1747 |
Fine, go ahead and blame it on autocorrect, but how was I supposed to know that you meant "hatchback?" |
1.2500 |
0.06309 |
84 |
69 |
9 |
6 |
1748 |
We really need a backup camera. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1749 |
So much for the small pond theory. |
1.2500 |
0.05046 |
84 |
64 |
19 |
1 |
1750 |
How far ya migratin', stranger? |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
1751 |
No to the tender strains of the humpback mating call? Ok then, would dinner and a movie put you in the mood? |
1.2500 |
0.05322 |
84 |
65 |
17 |
2 |
1752 |
I am giving him a lift just to school |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1753 |
What are we going to say we used for bait? |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1754 |
This should be enough blubber to last us through the Trump administration. |
1.2500 |
0.06077 |
84 |
68 |
11 |
5 |
1755 |
Now I just need to stop by the store for 10,000 pounds of krill. |
1.2500 |
0.06309 |
84 |
69 |
9 |
6 |
1756 |
I never thought we'd be watching him for this long. |
1.2500 |
0.06309 |
84 |
69 |
9 |
6 |
1757 |
Well, call me Ishmael. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1758 |
I will never, ever drive a minivan. |
1.2500 |
0.06101 |
88 |
72 |
10 |
6 |
1759 |
No, we're not at the beach yet! |
1.2500 |
0.06309 |
84 |
69 |
9 |
6 |
1760 |
He's not quite as majestic above water. |
1.2500 |
0.06309 |
84 |
69 |
9 |
6 |
1761 |
I know you're skeptical, but trust me. The kids are going to love it. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1762 |
Ever since I put on that bumper sticker that says 'Honk if You Love Krill', this has been happening. |
1.2500 |
0.06077 |
84 |
68 |
11 |
5 |
1763 |
On the phone, you said you didn't mind sharing your Uber ride. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1764 |
Something's fishy around here. |
1.2500 |
0.05421 |
88 |
69 |
16 |
3 |
1765 |
What a back sea driver. |
1.2500 |
0.06532 |
84 |
70 |
7 |
7 |
1766 |
Don"t you long for the days when the only thing in your tank was a tiger? |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1767 |
We can't just give our son a goldfish. His fifth birthday is too important. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1768 |
I think it's time we talked about the blue whale in the car. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1769 |
I think Whole Foods probably knows what it's doing. |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
1770 |
Is that Greenpeace following us? |
1.2500 |
0.05322 |
84 |
65 |
17 |
2 |
1771 |
Your sure the whale sounds CD isn't enough to get you to sleep? |
1.2500 |
0.06077 |
84 |
68 |
11 |
5 |
1772 |
Does your radio get any lower frequencies? |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
1773 |
You really can't beat the warehouse store prices, even if you're getting a little more than you need. |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
1774 |
So, we have to buy a bigger fish tank. Big deal. |
1.2500 |
0.05175 |
88 |
68 |
18 |
2 |
1775 |
If you ask me, a whale in the back seat is a heck of a lot worse than an elephant in the room. |
1.2500 |
0.05322 |
84 |
65 |
17 |
2 |
1776 |
It will make a change from tilapia. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1777 |
Next time let's use a different car-pool app. |
1.2500 |
0.05322 |
84 |
65 |
17 |
2 |
1778 |
Yes I'm sure there will be leftovers. |
1.2500 |
0.05046 |
84 |
64 |
19 |
1 |
1779 |
When I was talking about bringing a whale home, I was talking about your mother. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1780 |
Well what's wrong with calling him "Ishmael"? |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1781 |
Seriously Edna, there's nothing back there |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1782 |
It's just for the weekend. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1783 |
I don't see why we can't take him with us once in awhile. We're a family, dammit! |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1784 |
You wouldn't let me have a dog. |
1.2500 |
0.06532 |
84 |
70 |
7 |
7 |
1785 |
And at home its 'the elephant in the room' you won't discuss! |
1.2500 |
0.06077 |
84 |
68 |
11 |
5 |
1786 |
He says he lost his pilot fish. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1787 |
They aren't the tailfins I had in mind, but I like them. |
1.2500 |
0.06077 |
84 |
68 |
11 |
5 |
1788 |
What? You said I could get one thing from the gift shop. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1789 |
Uber doesn't play favorites. |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
1790 |
Looks like I get to buy that big new grill! |
1.2500 |
0.06077 |
84 |
68 |
11 |
5 |
1791 |
I feel like our relationship has alot of dead weight |
1.2500 |
0.06077 |
84 |
68 |
11 |
5 |
1792 |
You can tell Captain Sonar I know the way from here. |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
1793 |
We're the first on our block to own a humpback hatchback. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1794 |
Call me Lyftmael. |
1.2500 |
0.06309 |
84 |
69 |
9 |
6 |
1795 |
I read that echolocation is the new GPS. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1796 |
Because I like the smell of the ocean, okay? |
1.2500 |
0.05322 |
84 |
65 |
17 |
2 |
1797 |
I know you don't understand, but we were stranded on an island together a couple of weeks ago, so we're like brothers now. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1798 |
What's that smell? |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1799 |
At the time teaching him how to live outside his tank and giving him room to grow seemed like a good idea. |
1.2500 |
0.05322 |
84 |
65 |
17 |
2 |
1800 |
Another Tailgater. |
1.2500 |
0.06077 |
84 |
68 |
11 |
5 |
1801 |
Do we have to take your mother with us everywhere? |
1.2500 |
0.06309 |
84 |
69 |
9 |
6 |
1802 |
We did what you wanted to do last weekend. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1803 |
"I told you when we met that I was super serious about saving them. |
1.2500 |
0.06077 |
84 |
68 |
11 |
5 |
1804 |
Now, that was a true all-you-can-eat seafood buffet. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1805 |
"I think he wants us to pull over". |
1.2500 |
0.05322 |
84 |
65 |
17 |
2 |
1806 |
Maybe we should rethink sushi night. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1807 |
For sushi takeout you can't beat the serving size. |
1.2500 |
0.06077 |
84 |
68 |
11 |
5 |
1808 |
No, I said this car was echo friendly. |
1.2500 |
0.06077 |
84 |
68 |
11 |
5 |
1809 |
You're right, I think we do need a new air freshener. |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
1810 |
His singing soothes me in traffic, OK? |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1811 |
You just HAD to have a souvenir. |
1.2500 |
0.05175 |
88 |
68 |
18 |
2 |
1812 |
And you said we'd have a whale of a time... |
1.2500 |
0.06309 |
84 |
69 |
9 |
6 |
1813 |
Read the fine print before clicking Submit. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1814 |
YOU tell him he has krill breath! |
1.2500 |
0.06077 |
84 |
68 |
11 |
5 |
1815 |
Perhaps we should re-consider our position on hitch hikers |
1.2500 |
0.06077 |
84 |
68 |
11 |
5 |
1816 |
Where am I going to get 5 million pounds of plankton? |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
1817 |
When they offered a whale of a deal in a used car, this isn't what I expected. |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
1818 |
" Well , at least we know my sperm count isn't the issue " . |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1819 |
We can't go--she hasn't fastened her seat belt yet. |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
1820 |
Did you remember to pack his squeakie toys and the karaoke machine? We can't expect your mom to entertain him ALL week while we're gone. |
1.2500 |
0.06309 |
84 |
69 |
9 |
6 |
1821 |
I'm starting to think you were right that we should have just had kids. |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
1822 |
Look on the bright side: we can use the HOV lane the whole way home. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1823 |
Honey, see if there's any of that krill left in the glove box. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1824 |
I am not avoiding the elephant in the room. |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
1825 |
So where the hell am I supposed to get 100 kilos of plankton? |
1.2500 |
0.06309 |
84 |
69 |
9 |
6 |
1826 |
It creates more downforce and therefore provides better traction. Why do you ask? |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1827 |
No, I said humpback, not hatchback. |
1.2500 |
0.06309 |
84 |
69 |
9 |
6 |
1828 |
Just drop me off at 19.896` N and 155.582`W. |
1.2500 |
0.06101 |
88 |
72 |
10 |
6 |
1829 |
Can we tone down the nonverbal communication? |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
1830 |
Well, you could stand to lose a few pounds yourself! |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
1831 |
Whales must be really easy for cartoonists to draw. |
1.2500 |
0.06077 |
84 |
68 |
11 |
5 |
1832 |
We should have rented at least a mid-size. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1833 |
Is this what you meant by whale watching? |
1.2500 |
0.06077 |
84 |
68 |
11 |
5 |
1834 |
I can't wait until he's old enough to drive himself. |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
1835 |
If you say "whale of a tale" one more time........ |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
1836 |
I'm pretty sure he wasn't drowning. You didn't need to "rescue" him |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1837 |
Should we poach it or grill it? |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1838 |
It's closer than you think. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1839 |
Believe me, it's HUGE! |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1840 |
'Humpback.' 'Hatchback.' You can see where I got confused. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1841 |
We're gonna need a bigger aquarium. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1842 |
He's decided to take a 'gap year' between the Atlantic and the Pacific. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1843 |
He insisted I take him out for some sushi. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1844 |
Wouldn't it be easier to download humpback whale songs? |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1845 |
I know it's misleading, but the Shell station does not sell krill. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1846 |
If it's sushi grade, we're set for life. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1847 |
No one is going to believe us, so let's keep it a secret. |
1.2471 |
0.04995 |
85 |
65 |
19 |
1 |
1848 |
Right Ralph. You got another whale of a deal. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1849 |
I feel like we've forgotten something. Did you turn off the oven? |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1850 |
Honey, did you remember the chips? |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1851 |
This model is available with hatchback or humpback. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1852 |
You said if I caught a big one, you'd clean it! |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1853 |
Clearly we don't agree on what a "whale of a time" means. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1854 |
I don't mind him tailing us. I just hope he doesn't breach. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1855 |
Right whale, white male; what's the difference? We're both endangered. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1856 |
It's all part of Sea World's new public relations program! |
1.2410 |
0.05309 |
83 |
65 |
16 |
2 |
1857 |
At least we can ride in the carpool lane |
1.2410 |
0.05309 |
83 |
65 |
16 |
2 |
1858 |
It's hard on mileage but we can use the carpool lane. |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1859 |
Forget the elephant in the room, we have something much bigger to talk about. |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
1860 |
What could I do? He was in a kill shelter. |
1.2410 |
0.06320 |
83 |
69 |
8 |
6 |
1861 |
Ugh, I hate this song. |
1.2410 |
0.06320 |
83 |
69 |
8 |
6 |
1862 |
What? You're the one who wanted to Uber Carpool. |
1.2410 |
0.06320 |
83 |
69 |
8 |
6 |
1863 |
He took the bait ... hook, line, and blinker. |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
1864 |
I liked the puppy, too, but, I don't know ... |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1865 |
Ok, I'll clean it if you cook it |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1866 |
No Honey, I haven't lost my excitement about us having a baby. I just never comprehended the craving thing 'till now. |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1867 |
I checked and the condo bylaws say nothing whatsoever about whales. |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1868 |
You sure this restaurant serves krill? |
1.2410 |
0.05309 |
83 |
65 |
16 |
2 |
1869 |
It's no different from you spouting off back there. |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
1870 |
I wish that blowhard would get off my tail!! |
1.2410 |
0.06320 |
83 |
69 |
8 |
6 |
1871 |
Next time we'll take the ferry. |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1872 |
He's afraid he's becoming an imposition. |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1873 |
Are you sure about this, hon? Think about the vet bills? |
1.2410 |
0.06083 |
83 |
68 |
10 |
5 |
1874 |
I said put moby on the radio |
1.2410 |
0.05309 |
83 |
65 |
16 |
2 |
1875 |
I guess you didn't quite check my whole profile... |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
1876 |
I think we got the whale sighting thing down. |
1.2410 |
0.05309 |
83 |
65 |
16 |
2 |
1877 |
How's the air back there? |
1.2410 |
0.06083 |
83 |
68 |
10 |
5 |
1878 |
I told the salesperson I would only buy the car if I got a whale of a deal. |
1.2410 |
0.06083 |
83 |
68 |
10 |
5 |
1879 |
Getting him in here was a total fluke. |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
1880 |
I thought he said HATCHback. |
1.2410 |
0.05309 |
83 |
65 |
16 |
2 |
1881 |
They say this Melville recorded book has unusual special effects. |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
1882 |
Save the whales sounds so stellar. Now what? |
1.2410 |
0.05024 |
83 |
64 |
18 |
1 |
1883 |
Did you get a look at that kid at the take-out window?? What? Like no one's ever ordered plankton before? |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1884 |
Let's face it, the krill is gone!! |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
1885 |
They were all out of mermaids. |
1.2410 |
0.06083 |
83 |
68 |
10 |
5 |
1886 |
Anyone can go whale watching. |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1887 |
Should we talk about the elephant in the room? |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1888 |
Vegan? Since when?? |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1889 |
Still better than a kid |
1.2410 |
0.06083 |
83 |
68 |
10 |
5 |
1890 |
Let's *not* call him Ishmael. |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
1891 |
I told you not to follow Apple Maps. |
1.2410 |
0.06320 |
83 |
69 |
8 |
6 |
1892 |
They'll never believe me otherwise. |
1.2410 |
0.06083 |
83 |
68 |
10 |
5 |
1893 |
I just need to stop for some more krill. |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1894 |
Honey, he's got a point. All the other eight year olds get to sit in the front. |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1895 |
YOU wanted to use the carpool lane! |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1896 |
We'll get him to the ocean in two minutes. Maybe they won't know he's missing. |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
1897 |
His friend helped me get off that island. A Broadway show is the least I can do. |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
1898 |
Some fin wrong? |
1.2410 |
0.06548 |
83 |
70 |
6 |
7 |
1899 |
Remember, you said I got to pick out our next pet. |
1.2410 |
0.05309 |
83 |
65 |
16 |
2 |
1900 |
Could you please push your seat up? |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
1901 |
No, I think it's more than just a mirage. |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1902 |
Maybe we should have followed the "catch and release" rules. |
1.2410 |
0.05309 |
83 |
65 |
16 |
2 |
1903 |
We are all mammals here |
1.2410 |
0.04723 |
83 |
63 |
20 |
0 |
1904 |
We really need to find a closer day care for him. |
1.2410 |
0.06083 |
83 |
68 |
10 |
5 |
1905 |
Don't worry. I'm a natural born kriller. |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1906 |
"I had no idea what 'drive-through bulk sushi' really meant"! |
1.2410 |
0.06083 |
83 |
68 |
10 |
5 |
1907 |
I thought they said this car was a whale of a deal not a deal with a whale |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
1908 |
okay, I hear yeah..."closer than they appear." |
1.2410 |
0.06083 |
83 |
68 |
10 |
5 |
1909 |
You really believe he could be alive inside there? |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
1910 |
What?...He's chipping in for gas! |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
1911 |
I told you the shelter wouldn't take him. |
1.2410 |
0.05309 |
83 |
65 |
16 |
2 |
1912 |
I'm sensing you're moving on and that I'm not the most important thing in your life now. |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
1913 |
Are you sure this is sustainable? |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1914 |
You're krilling me, Dave |
1.2410 |
0.06548 |
83 |
70 |
6 |
7 |
1915 |
Call the hotel and see if they take pets. |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
1916 |
I just wanted a " little " something to remember our trip by . |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
1917 |
Well, maybe if your mother whale-sat once in awhile... |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1918 |
There's no such thing as a free Willy. |
1.2410 |
0.06320 |
83 |
69 |
8 |
6 |
1919 |
Greenpeace ride share service is great... until migration season. |
1.2410 |
0.06083 |
83 |
68 |
10 |
5 |
1920 |
Grateful for the back up camera |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
1921 |
Well, if you're not going to address the elephant in the room... |
1.2410 |
0.06083 |
83 |
68 |
10 |
5 |
1922 |
Ok, she is a whale and this is a car, but we still have to talk about it! |
1.2410 |
0.05309 |
83 |
65 |
16 |
2 |
1923 |
Do you trust me now? I really do go fishing. |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1924 |
Bob Mankoff has a thing about whales, that's why. |
1.2410 |
0.06083 |
83 |
68 |
10 |
5 |
1925 |
Did I ever tell you that I was a Marine Biologist? |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
1926 |
If we don't find his owner, I think we should keep him. |
1.2410 |
0.05024 |
83 |
64 |
18 |
1 |
1927 |
It must be low tide. |
1.2410 |
0.06083 |
83 |
68 |
10 |
5 |
1928 |
Let me tell you about the one that got away! |
1.2410 |
0.05024 |
83 |
64 |
18 |
1 |
1929 |
Nobody would believe me otherwise. |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1930 |
I think we're gonna need a bigger fish tank. |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
1931 |
You'll be singing a different tune once she coughs up the ambergris. |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
1932 |
OK, I will now concede that it is NOT a goldfish. |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
1933 |
I don't know about you, but I had a whale of a good time. |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
1934 |
He's right. Shotgun controls the radio. |
1.2410 |
0.06083 |
83 |
68 |
10 |
5 |
1935 |
I meant the comparison as a compliment honey. |
1.2410 |
0.06320 |
83 |
69 |
8 |
6 |
1936 |
Again? You have the bladder of a humpback. |
1.2410 |
0.05309 |
83 |
65 |
16 |
2 |
1937 |
Our problem wasn't bringing a whale to the party. We just shouldn't have brought a blue whale. |
1.2410 |
0.06083 |
83 |
68 |
10 |
5 |
1938 |
So I said to him, "call me, Ishmael. We have Bluetooth now." |
1.2410 |
0.06083 |
83 |
68 |
10 |
5 |
1939 |
I think we need to buy a bigger grill. |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
1940 |
Does the car seem sluggish to you? |
1.2410 |
0.06083 |
83 |
68 |
10 |
5 |
1941 |
Please don't give me the "we're about to be swallowed by a whale" routine again. |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1942 |
It really was a hell of a storm surge. |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1943 |
Okay! they got me,the seafood platter for life raffle sounded to good pass up. |
1.2410 |
0.05309 |
83 |
65 |
16 |
2 |
1944 |
I promise you, this will not turn out like our teacup pig fiasco. |
1.2410 |
0.06083 |
83 |
68 |
10 |
5 |
1945 |
Thing is, that new fish smell that everyone loves, just doesn't last. |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
1946 |
When a car salesman says it's a "Whale of a Deal," don't assume he's speaking figuratively. |
1.2410 |
0.05309 |
83 |
65 |
16 |
2 |
1947 |
Oh. A 'Save the Whales' bumper sticker. Yeah, I didn't get that. |
1.2410 |
0.05024 |
83 |
64 |
18 |
1 |
1948 |
Should have got the mid-sized. |
1.2410 |
0.05309 |
83 |
65 |
16 |
2 |
1949 |
I was thinking maybe we could go to the beach this weekend. |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
1950 |
Im telling you, it's not going to fit in the bowl. |
1.2410 |
0.06083 |
83 |
68 |
10 |
5 |
1951 |
It's a keeper |
1.2410 |
0.05024 |
83 |
64 |
18 |
1 |
1952 |
Want to listen to Moby? |
1.2410 |
0.06320 |
83 |
69 |
8 |
6 |
1953 |
I have crabs. |
1.2410 |
0.06548 |
83 |
70 |
6 |
7 |
1954 |
Google "how to filet a whale." |
1.2410 |
0.06548 |
83 |
70 |
6 |
7 |
1955 |
He's reading "On The Road." |
1.2410 |
0.06320 |
83 |
69 |
8 |
6 |
1956 |
Yes...He actually DID call shotgun. |
1.2410 |
0.06083 |
83 |
68 |
10 |
5 |
1957 |
I think your Mother will be surprised with her gift. |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
1958 |
No, dear, I will not call you Ishmael. |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
1959 |
We'll figure it out when we get home. |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1960 |
I think you are taking this whole “save the whales” thing a little too far. |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1961 |
Yes, I thought saving them was important, but that was before I realized how much I'd enjoy the bragging rights. |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1962 |
I thought you were a "catch and release" fisherman. |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
1963 |
Wait... have you seen the dog? |
1.2410 |
0.06320 |
83 |
69 |
8 |
6 |
1964 |
Does it feel like it handles better to you? |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1965 |
Wake up. We're being tailed. |
1.2410 |
0.05309 |
83 |
65 |
16 |
2 |
1966 |
I still think it was too soon to switch to a forward facing car seat. |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
1967 |
Do you smell krill? |
1.2410 |
0.06083 |
83 |
68 |
10 |
5 |
1968 |
There's something besides the elephant in the room that we're failing to address. |
1.2410 |
0.06320 |
83 |
69 |
8 |
6 |
1969 |
Okay, maybe the Adopt -a- Whale rally wasn't such a good idea." |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1970 |
Mom said it would be just for a few days. |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
1971 |
We're picking up the next one in Noah's car. |
1.2410 |
0.06083 |
83 |
68 |
10 |
5 |
1972 |
What're you guys talking about? |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
1973 |
Just think, you won't have to stress over meal planning for weeks. |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1974 |
I'm starting to wonder if our car can support our lifestyle. |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1975 |
Carpool is a misnomer! |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1976 |
Yes, Bob, I am aware you have a backbone, but I need you to slide down a bit further. |
1.2410 |
0.05024 |
83 |
64 |
18 |
1 |
1977 |
He can blow that thing all day long...where am I supposed to go? |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1978 |
I mean, why have a convertible if you're not going to use it? |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1979 |
Seriously? Another whale cartoon? |
1.2410 |
0.06083 |
83 |
68 |
10 |
5 |
1980 |
Like you could get us there without fishtailing. |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1981 |
I was just lying there, on my little island . . . |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1982 |
Do you think its about time we talk about the blue whale in the car? |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
1983 |
Honey. Wake up your dreams are becoming reality again. |
1.2410 |
0.06320 |
83 |
69 |
8 |
6 |
1984 |
What could I do? He asked for sanctuary. |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1985 |
How expensive is krill? |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1986 |
I feel like there is an elephant in the room and it smells fishy. |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1987 |
How can you be bored again? |
1.2410 |
0.06083 |
83 |
68 |
10 |
5 |
1988 |
Did I tell you about the one that got away? |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1989 |
I wish I'd been alive in the 1950s when fins were in. |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1990 |
I know it smells, but think how long it will be before we have to buy cat food again. |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1991 |
I like to listen to Moby in the car |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1992 |
Remember when you said you wanted fish for dinner? |
1.2410 |
0.05309 |
83 |
65 |
16 |
2 |
1993 |
They really overdid it with the party favors. |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
1994 |
We'll address the elephant in the room and explain he's no longer the largest land mammal. |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
1995 |
So maybe it's not the great white whale, but it's still pretty great if you ask me. |
1.2381 |
0.05253 |
84 |
66 |
16 |
2 |
1996 |
On the bright side, we'll never need another oil change. |
1.2381 |
0.05253 |
84 |
66 |
16 |
2 |
1997 |
There's a whale in this car that I think we really need to talk about! |
1.2381 |
0.05253 |
84 |
66 |
16 |
2 |
1998 |
I bet he'll taste just like chicken |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
1999 |
The doubters will have to believe us this time! |
1.2381 |
0.05253 |
84 |
66 |
16 |
2 |
2000 |
How long are we going to save this whale? |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
2001 |
The rules were clear! What happens at Sea World stays at Sea World. |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
2002 |
He's hitchhiking to the Pacific. |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
2003 |
You were the one who wanted a hybrid! |
1.2353 |
0.05461 |
85 |
68 |
14 |
3 |
2004 |
I think it will look fine over the mantle. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2005 |
Whale, whale. Look who's back. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2006 |
I'm getting sick of these whale cartoons too. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2007 |
Ever get the feeling you're about to be krilled? |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2008 |
I think the voice GPS misunderstood when you told it we wanted to go to Wales. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2009 |
The car salesman said it was a whale of a deal. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2010 |
Who said that you should only watch them? |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2011 |
BE HONEST...IT'S MY BREATH, ISN'T IT? |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
2012 |
Do we have to pick up every stray that comes along? |
1.2317 |
0.04999 |
82 |
64 |
17 |
1 |
2013 |
Who knew that an old Plymouth Barracuda would be such good bait? |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2014 |
What's with all these The New Yorker whale jokes lately? |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2015 |
It's going to have to be one more thing we don't talk about. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2016 |
This wouldn't be a problem if we had bought the SUV. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2017 |
Next time don't say I am hungry enough to eat a whale. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2018 |
I think the hospital gave us the wrong baby. |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
2019 |
From now on call me Ishmael. |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
2020 |
What? You think I should have said no? |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
2021 |
I think you took the sign "Free Willy" too literally! |
1.2317 |
0.06562 |
82 |
70 |
5 |
7 |
2022 |
I forgot the krill. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2023 |
I promise I'll feed it |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2024 |
Next time please don't "Reply All" |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
2025 |
HOV Lane? |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2026 |
We're not in a room, and I don't see an elephant. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2027 |
I tried. He wouldn't fit down the toilet. |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
2028 |
For the last time, it’s a mammal, and no, you won’t have to clean the tank. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2029 |
Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2030 |
Tell me again, which ocean? |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2031 |
Would you mind moving your head to the left a little bit? |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2032 |
I'm starting to think shells would have been the better souvenir? |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2033 |
It goes without saying you can't beat the pound unit price at Big Al's Fish Depot. |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
2034 |
Now do you see why I wanted an SUV? |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2035 |
Look...I'll tell you the same thing I told Ishmael. This will not come between us. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2036 |
Where's Ahab when you need him? |
1.2317 |
0.06328 |
82 |
69 |
7 |
6 |
2037 |
How do you get to Nineveh? |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2038 |
Well, how about fish tacos for dinner? |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2039 |
Finally our neighbours will believe our fish story |
1.2317 |
0.04999 |
82 |
64 |
17 |
1 |
2040 |
Did something about the dealer smell fishy to you? |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2041 |
If we drive straight through, it will still be fresh when we get to Kansas. |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
2042 |
It's an air freshener, and yes, it's organic. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2043 |
We're out of oil. |
1.2317 |
0.06328 |
82 |
69 |
7 |
6 |
2044 |
Why was it they told us not to feed the whales? |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
2045 |
We're paying a fortune for that school, and they won't let them have pets in the dorms! |
1.2317 |
0.04999 |
82 |
64 |
17 |
1 |
2046 |
Maybe next year we can start a different anniversary tradition? |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2047 |
Don't look at me. He wouldn't have gotten the idea if you hadn't insisted on that bumper sticker. |
1.2317 |
0.06328 |
82 |
69 |
7 |
6 |
2048 |
I agree picking up hitchhikers is dangerous, but this one only eats krill. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2049 |
PokémonGo has really gotten out of hand. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2050 |
Well that's what we get for Japanese engineering. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2051 |
Okay, you were right; we should have been practical and taken the convertible. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2052 |
Do you get the feeling we're being tailed? |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2053 |
What??? Sea World was getting rid of it. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2054 |
Do you think Customs will notice? |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
2055 |
I suppose if Jonah's Wife had been there God wouldn't have ever heard the end of it ! |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2056 |
So, what do you know about krill? |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2057 |
You're the one who said I should drive for Uber. |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
2058 |
The hump back seat came standard. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2059 |
When they mentioned adopting a whale, I thought it was symbolic. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2060 |
You believe in the Jonah Bible story, but not global warming? |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2061 |
What? It's just a few miles out of our way. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2062 |
Well, tailfins are back, and they're farm-raised. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2063 |
It's not my fault you didn't make any friends at the zoo. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2064 |
Well, the car dealer DID promise us a whale of a deal. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2065 |
I guess we could use a new air freshener. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2066 |
He needed a lift to the beach... |
1.2317 |
0.04999 |
82 |
64 |
17 |
1 |
2067 |
He's just whining because we're going hiking this year. |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
2068 |
I may have hit something. Did you see anything? |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2069 |
I agree--on long road trips, a one-song repertoire is rather annoying... |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
2070 |
Well, what happened in Vegas didn't stay in Vegas. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2071 |
OK, so we won. What's next? |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2072 |
In case you didn't know, our car loan is under water. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2073 |
Honey, would you tilt your mirror up a touch? |
1.2317 |
0.06328 |
82 |
69 |
7 |
6 |
2074 |
This Uber rideshare thing has a few minuses. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2075 |
That's the third vet today who would not honor their 'spay your pet for free' service. I'm calling Bob Barker. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2076 |
Fine. Your mother was right about me. I'm just a useless whale thief. Are you happy now? |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
2077 |
Stop complaining. Our next motel has a pool and an ocean view. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2078 |
I'd be more worried if he ate something other than plankton. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2079 |
I think you misunderstood when I said "we need to get our hump back" |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
2080 |
For the last time, we are not almost there. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2081 |
But you always said you wanted a Minke. |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
2082 |
And then the guys says to me, "looks like you're gonna need a bigger car". |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2083 |
It's the latest concept in bio fuel. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2084 |
I know it's Jonah's bar mitzvah gift, I only hope his parents are going to be as amused as you. |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
2085 |
Well, you kept ignoring the elephant in the room. |
1.2317 |
0.06328 |
82 |
69 |
7 |
6 |
2086 |
It's times like these that make me glad we bought a convertible. |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
2087 |
So far, so good with the test drive. What makes you think there's a catch? |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2088 |
Well, we wouldn't have to walk him! |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2089 |
He said he just finished reading "Moby Dick" and he needed a drink. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2090 |
It didn't look that deep, did it? |
1.2317 |
0.06328 |
82 |
69 |
7 |
6 |
2091 |
I'm beginning to think Sparky might not be part beagle after all. |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
2092 |
Maybe he should sit up front so he doesn't get seasick. |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
2093 |
The car steers itself when it fish tales. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2094 |
Remember that day when we first brought him home from the State Fair, he was so cute in that plastic bag . Now I think we need a bigger car . |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
2095 |
I wish you'd stop calling him that. You know very well that he's a mammal! |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2096 |
Yeah, but the trip wouldn't be as fun without Jonah. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2097 |
I know I told you that there's plenty of fish in the sea but whales are actually mammals. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2098 |
That wasn't weed, Clara. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2099 |
Well, it won't bark like a dog. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2100 |
I never should have brought along that CD of whale music. He's been singing harmony for - what - 137 miles now? |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2101 |
I don't think anyone saw us. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2102 |
This REALLY wasn't what I had in mind when they asked me to help with SAVE THE WHALES |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2103 |
So where are we supposed to put the Turf? |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2104 |
Look, I'm not a mind-reader o.k.? You you wanted to do something different tonight. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2105 |
I don’t care if Alaska Cruises has banned us for life. We Ahabs can finally hold our heads high again. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2106 |
I've never had good luck with hitchhikers. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2107 |
At least the trunk won’t pop open. |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
2108 |
Wow, the guy behind us is really fish tailing! |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2109 |
You're right, we should have taken the wagon. |
1.2317 |
0.04999 |
82 |
64 |
17 |
1 |
2110 |
Well what did you expect would be all over the back seat? It's damn sperm whale! |
1.2317 |
0.06328 |
82 |
69 |
7 |
6 |
2111 |
Well we couldn't just leave him there stranded. |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
2112 |
I'm sorry honey, but we couldn't just leave it there! |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
2113 |
Check or carry-on? |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
2114 |
Can you believe Costco had this on sale for 99 cents per pound? |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
2115 |
I cleaned his blowhole the last time we stopped. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2116 |
You know if upsets him when we drive past the old Arthur Treacher's. |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
2117 |
You know I hate it when your uncle Ahab comes on vacation with us |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
2118 |
What happened to "Take only pictures, leave only footprints?" |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2119 |
Once again - it will go nicely with my seashell collection. |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
2120 |
Can we talk about this later? |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2121 |
He's your friend. You tell him he has bad breath. |
1.2317 |
0.04999 |
82 |
64 |
17 |
1 |
2122 |
I liked it better when the limit was two-per-day. |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
2123 |
I can't believe the vet wouldn't see him unless he was in a carrying case. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2124 |
But they say it burns more cleanly than biodiesel! |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
2125 |
And you said we didn't need a minivan. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2126 |
Well, you said if I could fit it in the car I could take it home... |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
2127 |
Well, guess what? You married this blowhole. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2128 |
Look, we needed something to remember our summer vacation. |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
2129 |
Honey carpooling in the HOV lane doesn't just save time, it saves the environment. |
1.2317 |
0.04999 |
82 |
64 |
17 |
1 |
2130 |
If you don't like the song just ask him to change it. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2131 |
Guy behind me is blowing his top. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2132 |
At least I gave up Bee Keeping |
1.2289 |
0.05769 |
83 |
68 |
11 |
4 |
2133 |
I appreciate your 'Save the Whales' mentality, but now what? |
1.2289 |
0.05769 |
83 |
68 |
11 |
4 |
2134 |
...after this...no more road kill |
1.2289 |
0.05769 |
83 |
68 |
11 |
4 |
2135 |
Honey, do you ever feel like we're being too protective of little Jonah? |
1.2289 |
0.05508 |
83 |
67 |
13 |
3 |
2136 |
Is this the mobile equivalent of the elephant in the room? |
1.2289 |
0.05508 |
83 |
67 |
13 |
3 |
2137 |
We'll have to cancel Uncle Ahab's dinner invitation. |
1.2289 |
0.05508 |
83 |
67 |
13 |
3 |
2138 |
At least we can use the HOV lane. |
1.2262 |
0.05952 |
84 |
70 |
9 |
5 |
2139 |
Sure, we're fishtailing a bit. What did you expect? |
1.2262 |
0.04895 |
84 |
66 |
17 |
1 |
2140 |
What are you blubbering about now? |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2141 |
She's a rescue from Sea World. |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2142 |
Now what Ahab? |
1.2250 |
0.05024 |
80 |
63 |
16 |
1 |
2143 |
It's not what I had in mind when you asked me to help you with the Save the Whales weekend. |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2144 |
I told you it was a mistake to take the Holland Tunnel. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2145 |
Tailgating has gotten out of hand. |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2146 |
Should we sign him up for swimming or soccer next year? |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2147 |
Let it go. You know you won't take care of it. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2148 |
I'm just trying to save the plankton |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2149 |
You should of seen the one that got away |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2150 |
I think we can dispense with the booster seat now. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2151 |
I knew there was a reason you wanted to take my car. |
1.2250 |
0.06156 |
80 |
67 |
8 |
5 |
2152 |
I thought you liked pod casts? |
1.2250 |
0.06156 |
80 |
67 |
8 |
5 |
2153 |
Okay, now that we got that elephant out of the room, can we talk about the whale in the car? |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2154 |
Humpback, hatchback, there all the same. |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2155 |
Should we address the whale in the backseat? |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2156 |
"Well, whats your idea of a "whale of a good time"? |
1.2250 |
0.06408 |
80 |
68 |
6 |
6 |
2157 |
I got a whale of a deal on this car! |
1.2250 |
0.05024 |
80 |
63 |
16 |
1 |
2158 |
Yes, another whale cartoon. |
1.2250 |
0.06156 |
80 |
67 |
8 |
5 |
2159 |
So his mom is at Seaworld, but you're sure there's visitation? |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2160 |
Do you remember that time when the kids spilled their aquarium in the back seat? |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2161 |
Yes, you always have to sit on the hump back there. |
1.2250 |
0.06156 |
80 |
67 |
8 |
5 |
2162 |
This is why we can't go to IKEA anymore. |
1.2250 |
0.06408 |
80 |
68 |
6 |
6 |
2163 |
Where did we go wrong with him? |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2164 |
Honey, do you still have your grandmother's gefilte fish recipe? |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2165 |
Tom, Moby Dick and Harry go on a road trip. |
1.2250 |
0.06156 |
80 |
67 |
8 |
5 |
2166 |
Whew! We really fishtailed back there. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2167 |
He used the Lyft app, just like you. |
1.2250 |
0.06156 |
80 |
67 |
8 |
5 |
2168 |
Do you even know what 'keeper' means? |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2169 |
Maybe we should stop grocery shopping at the warehouse store. We'll never use up this fish before it spoils. |
1.2250 |
0.06156 |
80 |
67 |
8 |
5 |
2170 |
Even if I did hit him, which I did not, who's gonna care--he's obviously a stray. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2171 |
Well, what about the swimming pool? |
1.2250 |
0.05024 |
80 |
63 |
16 |
1 |
2172 |
Uber pool. |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2173 |
Another whale cartoon. That's all we are, another whale cartoon." |
1.2250 |
0.06156 |
80 |
67 |
8 |
5 |
2174 |
Wait for it...I'm calling it Bl-uber.com. |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2175 |
I'd prefer we discussed the 'Elephant in the Room'. |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2176 |
I think we were just supposed to donate money to Greenpeace. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2177 |
I said the car needs a new wheel. |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2178 |
You said you wanted sushi tonight. |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2179 |
I'm perfectly aware of how my daily commute is destroying the environment. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2180 |
Soccer?? I thought tonight was his lacrosse team meeting... |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2181 |
Can we get krill at the drive-thru? |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2182 |
You're the one who said we had to save the manatees |
1.2250 |
0.05024 |
80 |
63 |
16 |
1 |
2183 |
C'mon, it'll look great on the wall. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2184 |
So maybe I did overbuy. |
1.2250 |
0.05024 |
80 |
63 |
16 |
1 |
2185 |
This is what you call from the sea to the table |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2186 |
If you don't keep it down back there I'm driving this thing straight to Sea World. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2187 |
GPS says 45 minutes to Seaworld. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2188 |
But no, you had to bait your hook with krill. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2189 |
Must you insist on calling it a whale of a tale? |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2190 |
Fine, we'll go back to the aquarium and I'll put it back. |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2191 |
"Did you by any chance have tuna for lunch? |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2192 |
YOU feel like a fish out of water... |
1.2250 |
0.06156 |
80 |
67 |
8 |
5 |
2193 |
Why does he keep calling me Jonah? |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2194 |
Look at the bright side. We can open a sushi bar. |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2195 |
I thought whale watching was done in a boat |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2196 |
I told you: there are times when we will need a pickup. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2197 |
Catch and release, not catch and lease! |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2198 |
You're not going to tell me the big fish little pond story again? |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2199 |
Remind me why we pick up hitchhikers at the beach, again? |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2200 |
We did sign up for an authentic whale watching experience. |
1.2250 |
0.05024 |
80 |
63 |
16 |
1 |
2201 |
But your match.com profile said you were looking for someone wanted to "Save the Whales". |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2202 |
Technically, he was hitchhiking, not stranded. |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2203 |
Maybe we shouldn't have used "PLANK10" for our personalized license plate. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2204 |
Fine. I'll call you Ishmael. Now, can we go home? |
1.2250 |
0.06408 |
80 |
68 |
6 |
6 |
2205 |
I'm sorry you're so upset, Bob, but I'm not going to drive all the way across town just so you can get a plankton latte. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2206 |
Sure enough, we fishtailed on that black ice. |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2207 |
You know, your dating profile said it was a dolphin. |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2208 |
This is much more impressive than a hood ornament. |
1.2250 |
0.05024 |
80 |
63 |
16 |
1 |
2209 |
You knew I wanted a large family. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2210 |
The app said Uber Pool. |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2211 |
I thought you only wanted to pick up some sea shells. |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2212 |
Do you think they have plankton at PetSmart? |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2213 |
You don't find it soothing? |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2214 |
Did we have to borrow Jonah's car? |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2215 |
This isn't the carpool I was expecting. |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2216 |
You're the one who said we should car pool. |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2217 |
We've been urging it on our bumper for years; it's put up or shut up time. |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2218 |
I can imagine your mom being very comfortable in the backseat. |
1.2250 |
0.06156 |
80 |
67 |
8 |
5 |
2219 |
I wish for just one summer we did not have to go to the beach. |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2220 |
Can we squeeze in a visit to the aquarium? |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2221 |
We seem to be slowing down since that low water crossing. |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2222 |
Well, how about the Walthers? Their pool is Olympic size. |
1.2250 |
0.05024 |
80 |
63 |
16 |
1 |
2223 |
If you say we'll have a whale of a time, ONE more time...... |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2224 |
Could you open your mouth a bit so I can back out? |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2225 |
Are you sure Petco has 5 trillion krill in stock? |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2226 |
Remember when you used to say I was the catch of a lifetime? |
1.2250 |
0.05024 |
80 |
63 |
16 |
1 |
2227 |
Now do you regret not getting a sunroof? |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2228 |
No, I'm keeping the radio on, Mike. No offense, but your singing puts me to sleep. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2229 |
Does it smell like fish in here? |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2230 |
I happen not to care for that new car smell. |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2231 |
What I had REALLY wanted... was a Bat-mobile... |
1.2250 |
0.06156 |
80 |
67 |
8 |
5 |
2232 |
I'm sorry, but, yes, your mural over the fireplace has to go. |
1.2250 |
0.04698 |
80 |
62 |
18 |
0 |
2233 |
Oh, and I suppose YOU could have gotten us a better deal? |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2234 |
I always wanted a car with big tail fins like my Dad's had. |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2235 |
Where to now Ahab? |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2236 |
You might say he's an out pod-cast. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2237 |
What did you think I meant when I said whale watching? |
1.2250 |
0.05024 |
80 |
63 |
16 |
1 |
2238 |
Our mileage has really dropped since we installed those fins. |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2239 |
It's getting hard to keep up with the Joneses. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2240 |
Yes, we saved the whale, but it's killing our fuel efficiency. |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2241 |
Does it seem to you that this car is doing a lot of fish tailing? |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2242 |
All I said was that it smelled like fish in here... |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2243 |
Is it strictly symbiotic? |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2244 |
The marine biologist said I had 48 hours to return it. |
1.2250 |
0.05024 |
80 |
63 |
16 |
1 |
2245 |
You'll be more comfortable in your new school. |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2246 |
Look, he powers the car and gets us into the HOV lane. |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2247 |
I've had left ventricles bigger than this car. |
1.2250 |
0.05024 |
80 |
63 |
16 |
1 |
2248 |
This is not the kind of whale watch I thought we were going on. |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2249 |
I never would have expected this based on his Uber rating... |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2250 |
You'll be happy we have rear-whale-drive once the rains come! |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2251 |
But the shelter threw in a free bag of krill. |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2252 |
I want a divorce. |
1.2250 |
0.06156 |
80 |
67 |
8 |
5 |
2253 |
This is the LAST time I tell you that you can have anything you want while on vacation. |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2254 |
"Should we stop and buy a bigger pan? |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2255 |
What happened to the elephant in the room? |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2256 |
You said you didn't want a pet you'd have to take for walks. |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2257 |
Another benefit of my Alaska mileage club, honey. |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2258 |
This is not a good idea for a SAVE THE WHALES campaign! |
1.2250 |
0.06156 |
80 |
67 |
8 |
5 |
2259 |
I have a sinking feeling that symbolism has hitched a ride with us |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2260 |
I think we've got a tail. |
1.2250 |
0.05024 |
80 |
63 |
16 |
1 |
2261 |
We're going to have to get a bigger pool. |
1.2250 |
0.05024 |
80 |
63 |
16 |
1 |
2262 |
We can buy a bigger freezer. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2263 |
For what it's worth, we're all a little blue today. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2264 |
Think leftovers. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2265 |
No one thought 'Shark Week' would fly, either. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2266 |
You heard me ask, they don't have the McKrill anymore! |
1.2222 |
0.06086 |
81 |
68 |
8 |
5 |
2267 |
It was dark, OK? I really thought I was picking up your mom. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2268 |
I told you to throw it back! |
1.2222 |
0.06086 |
81 |
68 |
8 |
5 |
2269 |
Why in the world did you use krill for bait? |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2270 |
Well, you can just call me Ishmael. |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2271 |
I told you we were being tailgated... |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2272 |
It was free |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2273 |
I told you we needed an SUV, but nooooo. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2274 |
Lucky thing they didn't check the back seat, huh? |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2275 |
Do you think they will miss him? |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2276 |
You're kinda being a third whale. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2277 |
Well Ahab, I guess we can end the search |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2278 |
You're sure this bulk shopping will save us money? |
1.2222 |
0.06086 |
81 |
68 |
8 |
5 |
2279 |
Steve, stop being a back seat diver! |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2280 |
My doctor said whale sounds would pacify my emotions. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2281 |
...and to what exactly are your referring by 'the elephant in the room?' |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2282 |
Ironically, I call him Willy. |
1.2222 |
0.06334 |
81 |
69 |
6 |
6 |
2283 |
I really don't think a bigger car seat is the best solution. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2284 |
It better not be pregnant. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2285 |
Do you reckon she’s blocking the view of our “save the whales” sticker? |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2286 |
The baby won't stop whaling. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2287 |
You do realize how much we're saving on delivery charges? |
1.2195 |
0.05494 |
82 |
67 |
12 |
3 |
2288 |
No Krill Till Brooklyn. |
1.2195 |
0.05494 |
82 |
67 |
12 |
3 |
2289 |
Which way to the carpool lane? |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2290 |
If you're going to sing, could you at least learn the lyrics? |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2291 |
Don't worry, I saved the receipt if it doesn't fit |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2292 |
They did say BYOW to this whale watch, didn't they? |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2293 |
Your the one who selected Uber ride-share. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2294 |
Yes, I concede. You're a better at packing a car than me. I just hope you're as good at unpacking. |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2295 |
Don't blame me, I wanted a pet goldfish. You were the one who insisted we get an animal that could sing. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2296 |
I'm sure glad you called "Shotgun" |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2297 |
Well, you should have heard what the guy at U-Haul said. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2298 |
We are going to need a lot of chips! |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2299 |
Did you douche today? |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2300 |
Fine, the next time we buy a car, you can negotiate. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2301 |
The luggage always seems heavier returning from the beach. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2302 |
I said I need your sperm, Will. Not your Sperm Whale. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2303 |
He's my brother from another mother. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2304 |
The new car smell is overrated. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2305 |
The producer completely trashed my "Whalenado" pitch. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2306 |
Now remember, it's your responsibility to feed it. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2307 |
I don't like to miss any HOV lane requirements. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2308 |
Next year when we go to the ocean, would you consider just bringing a seashell home? |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2309 |
He sounds just like you in the shower. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2310 |
Bastard's been whalegating me the whole ride home. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2311 |
I don't mind your brother, really, but he's beginning to feel like a third whale. |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2312 |
Weekends with Willy |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2313 |
Believe me, the pond is much bigger than you think. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2314 |
We could move closer to the beach. |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2315 |
Worst back seat diver ever. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2316 |
Shoot, my tail light's out. |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2317 |
'Honey, do you smell something fishy?' |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2318 |
I didn't even know they sold these at Costco. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2319 |
Fishtailing I get, but this... |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2320 |
On a 10 pound line? Really? |
1.2152 |
0.04653 |
79 |
62 |
17 |
0 |
2321 |
I don't know! How could he even set the pick up location without fingers? |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2322 |
That car with the fins is following much too close. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2323 |
We really shouldn't have ignored that recall notice. |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2324 |
And you're sure your dad doesn't already have one? |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2325 |
He says he's Chris Christie, the Governor of New Jersey. He says, he fell off the Boardwalk into the water, and turned into a fish,...and he wants you to take him to Trump Tower to see the Wizard? Ok, where's John Quinones? |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2326 |
Do you ever feel like you're being watched? |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2327 |
Gosh honey, do you think we got too caught up in the bidding at Sea World? |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2328 |
Moby loves Adele, too. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2329 |
Greenpeace ran out of tote bags. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2330 |
I don't care if it's a mammal. I should have won that fishing contest. |
1.2152 |
0.04653 |
79 |
62 |
17 |
0 |
2331 |
We'll get a bigger aquarium. |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2332 |
Well, that proves it. You'd pick up anything! |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2333 |
How could I know he's allergic to shellfish? |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2334 |
I thought we were renting a Peugeot. This car drives like a Pequod. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2335 |
I'm his sponsor Jennie? What did you want me to say? 'No, he can't stay in our pool for a little while? |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2336 |
...so then I told Cheryl, it's not paranoia if you really are being followed. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2337 |
It's not a bad as having an elephant in the room. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2338 |
A lot of people are underwater on their car loans. We’re not in that bad of shape. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2339 |
I told you they'd charge extra if we took him to the drive-in. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2340 |
So I've taken this new gig with Gruber--It' sort of a cross between Greenpeace and Uber. |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2341 |
Of course there’ll be changes in road kill with global warming. |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2342 |
Why do you always make that face when I say something is a whale of a good idea? |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2343 |
He shouldn't feel cramped. After all, we rescued him from SeaWorld! |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2344 |
It's the world's most powerful hybrid. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2345 |
Carpool karaoke just isn't the same with only humpback whale songs. |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2346 |
The dealer was right. I'm amazed at all the room in the back seat. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2347 |
What makes you think I went fishing? |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2348 |
Since when are you so against hitchhikers? |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2349 |
I hope the pet shop hasn't run out of krill |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2350 |
It does not smell fishy. It smells like marine mammal. |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2351 |
For the last time - it's not pink, it's not an elephant and, technically speaking, this is not even a room. So, NO, I don't want to talk about it. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2352 |
I don't care if he is a right whale--he's just wrong to be tailgating us. |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2353 |
Returning to the land can't be easy for him either. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2354 |
I can't just tie him to a lamp-post and drive away. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2355 |
You know that it makes my rear view mirror virtually unusable. |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2356 |
But Honey, it was a steal; zero down, zero interest and six month's free krill. |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2357 |
Do you notice that the car doesn't have the power it used to have when we first bought it? |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2358 |
We'll stop at the next exit for gas and krill. |
1.2152 |
0.04653 |
79 |
62 |
17 |
0 |
2359 |
See, I told you we needed a mini-van. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2360 |
What am I going to do, pay for movers? |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2361 |
Do you think we can just sneak into our room and avoid the pet deposit fee? |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2362 |
You said to get the catch of the day. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2363 |
If you can stop squirming... we'll be at Bill's Krill Shack in 20 minutes. |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2364 |
Sure, she's hard to care for, but her pics are getting me tons of likes on Instagram. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2365 |
Do you smell something fishy? |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2366 |
You're sure it's mine? |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2367 |
Now don't you wish we'd gone for the SUV? |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2368 |
But I promised him a whale sighting by the end of summer. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2369 |
Please quit your wailing. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2370 |
How was I supposed to know he would grow up to be the world's largest animal? |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2371 |
Don't blame me, you're the one that wanted to go to the Marine World inventory clearance sale! |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2372 |
Where did you say your perfume was from? |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2373 |
I'm glad the other one got away! |
1.2152 |
0.04653 |
79 |
62 |
17 |
0 |
2374 |
He insisted when he heard me say "carpool." |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2375 |
They'll never believe the one that got away. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2376 |
We could get pulled over for fishtailing. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2377 |
Oh, great--we're being whalegaited. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2378 |
All right, no more cars off of Craigsfish. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2379 |
We need to find a vet who does house calls |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2380 |
If we don't pull over soon, I'm going to breach. |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2381 |
One whale of a car, huh? |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2382 |
Do you mind closing the windows, I'm getting a little too much air back here. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2383 |
You shouldn't just throw around words like "divorce." |
1.2152 |
0.06413 |
79 |
68 |
5 |
6 |
2384 |
Admit it - my choice to go with the salt water pool is looking pretty smart |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2385 |
Next time I'll pick the podcast. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2386 |
They call me Ishmael. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2387 |
Next time, we try Sea Monkeys. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2388 |
Point taken: Don't leave shrimp salad in the backseat. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2389 |
Do you think our elephant in the room is jealous? |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2390 |
I told you my name was Ahab when I asked you out. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2391 |
You have to admit we got a whale of a deal! |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2392 |
You ever get the feeling you are being followed by an obvious metaphor? |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2393 |
Can I recommend Uber XL the next time you have to visit the vet? |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2394 |
What did you think I meant when I said we'd have a whale of a time on our first date!!! |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2395 |
He needs a ride to Baja. Says he has a sure thing. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2396 |
I think we're going to need to check our baggage. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2397 |
You have that "elephant in the room" look on your face. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2398 |
Why are you suddenly filtering everything I say? |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2399 |
We take car pooling very seriously at the aquarium. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2400 |
You know that old washtub in the basement, over by the sink? |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2401 |
When we get to the airport, I think you should check it. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2402 |
I thought we agreed no more strays. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2403 |
I hear that loose fanbelt again |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2404 |
I know, but they said they were a pet friendly hotel. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2405 |
Try the carp pull lane. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2406 |
Yeesh...it really smells of blowhole in here. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2407 |
Got any krill? |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2408 |
It promised gas money. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2409 |
It's not as easy to find motels with pools these days. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2410 |
Sure, but the tax break we get for having the baleen filter out all our emissions totally offsets the reduction in fuel efficiency. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2411 |
Still think my Whale On Board sticker is a stupid idea? |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2412 |
He has to stop blubbering soon, right? |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2413 |
Ok, I'll admit I failed to read the small print in the carpool aggreement. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2414 |
We're just avoiding the issue if we talk about some elephant in a room. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2415 |
Couldn't you have just downloaded the mp3 file to relax? |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2416 |
But I've always picked up hitch-hikers. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2417 |
Besides scaring kayakers, he's pretty well behaved. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2418 |
Stop at the taxidermist first? |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2419 |
I dress up as a whale, and you go as a krill. What's the problem? |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2420 |
Marge, stop being such a humpback-seat driver. |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2421 |
Do you want to talk about the elephant in the room? |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2422 |
Look, the guy said it was raised organically. What else do you want from me? |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2423 |
I’m sorry this isn’t what you expected when you chose the über pool. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2424 |
We can't go home until we find Nemo. |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2425 |
But who would believe it if we didn't bring it home? |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2426 |
Am I crazy or do you smell krill? |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2427 |
Of course it is worth it. Now we can use the HOV lane. |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2428 |
Stop that whaling in the back! |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2429 |
I think this will solve our krill problem. |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2430 |
What happened to the Koi pond idea. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2431 |
Wanna stop for krill? |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2432 |
Can we stop at the next rest stop for water? |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2433 |
I'm still glad we didn't get the minivan. |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2434 |
Didn't I tell you the backup camera wasn't working? |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2435 |
Metaphor for what election? |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2436 |
I was up for whale watching, not whale adopting. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2437 |
That's the last time we buy Costco for Thanksgiving dinner. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2438 |
Strange... Why did he cross the road? |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2439 |
Now, you're sure (italicized for emphasis) Costco has krill by the pallet? |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2440 |
Sure, it's a bit unwieldy, but you can really sense its gratitude. |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2441 |
It's either a Pokémon sighting or a global warming event. |
1.2152 |
0.06413 |
79 |
68 |
5 |
6 |
2442 |
I thought the invite read whaling exhibition, not expedition. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2443 |
I know by your look that this is not quite what we both thought, when I recommended whale watching. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2444 |
You said you thought I needed to go out and get my white whale. So, I went out and I got him. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2445 |
Is this your first ride in a BlUber? |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2446 |
He needed a ride to school. |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2447 |
Well, technically it's a humpback, not a sperm, but either way I'm not implying anything. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2448 |
When I signed up to drive for Uber, I knew I might get some strange passengers, but this? |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2449 |
Do we still have Ahab's number? |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2450 |
...whale kabob, whale burgers, whale gumbo, whale steaks... |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2451 |
What do you mean, what shall we feed it?! Let's start with how the hell did it get there!! |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2452 |
Will your college friends ever grow up? |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2453 |
It's not my fault, The GPS said here lives the Prince of Wales. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2454 |
I still think the Prius would be greener. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2455 |
You were right about krill breath! |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2456 |
He asked if we knew the way. We're going to San Jose anyway. So what's the big deal? |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2457 |
Catch and release? I catch it, I eat it. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2458 |
Can we talk about the elephant in the room? |
1.2152 |
0.06413 |
79 |
68 |
5 |
6 |
2459 |
What luck! I won with my first toss of the ping pong into the fish bowl. |
1.2143 |
0.05101 |
84 |
68 |
14 |
2 |
2460 |
I know I said I'd do catch and release, but define "release." |
1.2125 |
0.05817 |
80 |
67 |
9 |
4 |
2461 |
I don't usually pickup hitchhikers but we were heading its way. |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
2462 |
I'm putting my foot down. Melanie is absolutely forbidden to go out with any more sperm whales. |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
2463 |
How are you going to nag a driver-less car? |
1.2125 |
0.06083 |
80 |
68 |
7 |
5 |
2464 |
Well, did you have a better plan to free Willy? |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
2465 |
Feel like seafood? |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
2466 |
I don't care, you still need to wear your seatbelt. |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
2467 |
This will be the tenth time he sang 'California Girls'. |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
2468 |
you said you wanted a whale of a time. |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
2469 |
I told you. I'm not hiding anything! |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
2470 |
Well, at least she's hypoallergenic. |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
2471 |
"It's a rescue whale and you are always complaining we don't use the pool enough". |
1.2125 |
0.05817 |
80 |
67 |
9 |
4 |
2472 |
Maybe we should have adopted a cat. |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
2473 |
I just don't get it. Everyone at work says they have no problem getting a sitter. |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
2474 |
Even the car salesman said I got a whale of a deal. |
1.2125 |
0.05817 |
80 |
67 |
9 |
4 |
2475 |
You always said you wanted to "Save the Whales" |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
2476 |
The beach. Again. I wish we could go to the mountains for once. |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
2477 |
I think it's time we discuss the elephant in the room. |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
2478 |
I'm sorry but I have a soft spot for strays. |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
2479 |
Now you tell me about your seafood allergy! |
1.2125 |
0.05817 |
80 |
67 |
9 |
4 |
2480 |
Did your mother really have to come with us on date night? |
1.2125 |
0.06583 |
80 |
70 |
3 |
7 |
2481 |
This Uber gig is getting out of control. |
1.2125 |
0.05817 |
80 |
67 |
9 |
4 |
2482 |
Apparently, our Chrysler isn't as big as a whale. |
1.2125 |
0.06083 |
80 |
68 |
7 |
5 |
2483 |
I think we have a tail. |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
2484 |
Look, they will never believe us without the evidence! |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
2485 |
How could I resist? It came with a trailer and everything. |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
2486 |
It's a rescue whale. |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
2487 |
I thought you said "rent a humpback". |
1.2125 |
0.04934 |
80 |
64 |
15 |
1 |
2488 |
How was I supposed to know what they meant by "Whale of a deal1" |
1.2099 |
0.06013 |
81 |
69 |
7 |
5 |
2489 |
I can see plenty in the side mirrors. |
1.2099 |
0.05751 |
81 |
68 |
9 |
4 |
2490 |
Do you think they exaggerated the superior cargo area in this car? |
1.2099 |
0.04880 |
81 |
65 |
15 |
1 |
2491 |
The B-52s were wrong about Chryslers. |
1.2099 |
0.05751 |
81 |
68 |
9 |
4 |
2492 |
You?re sure that a goldfish wouldn't have satisfied the kids? |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2493 |
An excessive choice of souvenirs, Elaine. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2494 |
Are you in the mood for Sushi tonight? |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2495 |
When you said, "save the whale," I was hoping the vet would be closer. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2496 |
This isn't what I expected when you said your cousin was a whale from Vegas |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2497 |
I told you a picture would have been a lot easier! |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2498 |
Oh come on we'll have a whale of a time. "my ass" |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2499 |
I'm telling you--you're wrong. It's not over-fishing unless you take many of them. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2500 |
I've never seen beach traffic this heavy. |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2501 |
I know, but SeaWorld keep dragging their feet. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2502 |
You seem dubious that eating sperm whale every day will be a solution to our infertility problem?" |
1.2078 |
0.06225 |
77 |
66 |
6 |
5 |
2503 |
Should I let him pass? |
1.2078 |
0.06494 |
77 |
67 |
4 |
6 |
2504 |
I wonder where they go in the winter. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2505 |
Don't make me turn this car around. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2506 |
I give up, we'll get the cetacean wagon. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2507 |
Stop blubberin'. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2508 |
Are fins going to be the rage again? |
1.2078 |
0.06225 |
77 |
66 |
6 |
5 |
2509 |
You've never liked any of my school friends. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2510 |
I am feeling like sushi tonight and every night for the rest of the year, how about you? |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2511 |
Can you believe they were just going to detonate this thing? |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2512 |
At this point, I think you should be a little more worried about our sustainability. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2513 |
Are the krill supplements in the trunk? |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2514 |
Wasn't there a whale in last week's Cartoon Caption Contest? |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2515 |
Now, aren't you glad we bought the larger hot tub? |
1.2078 |
0.05008 |
77 |
62 |
14 |
1 |
2516 |
Did we, or did we not, drop the kids? |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2517 |
Dick. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2518 |
Now that we took care of the elephant in the room... |
1.2078 |
0.05008 |
77 |
62 |
14 |
1 |
2519 |
Last time I ever drive this drunk asshole home. Fuckin' krill all over my back seat. Nasty. |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2520 |
Better call Ishmael |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2521 |
Isn't the third rider supposed to be inside the car for the HOV? |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2522 |
Whale Lives Matter! |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2523 |
How do you know about the elephant in my room? |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2524 |
This isn't a typical Uber call. |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2525 |
I swapped a guitar for it. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2526 |
We're being whale gated. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2527 |
Technically, it's a mammal, not a fish |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2528 |
Don't give me that look. I don't want krill for dinner either. |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2529 |
Why did you tell them we were marine biologists? |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2530 |
Now, maybe you'll believe me |
1.2078 |
0.05008 |
77 |
62 |
14 |
1 |
2531 |
Nice choice, using Ahab as a lure. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2532 |
So it did say school crossing. |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2533 |
"I think the trunk ornament was a terrible idea |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2534 |
No I think that outfit actually makes you look thinner |
1.2078 |
0.06494 |
77 |
67 |
4 |
6 |
2535 |
Your mother said there is never enough gefilte fish for the high holidays |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2536 |
I promised my little girl she can have any pet she wants, so long as she takes care of it. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2537 |
I DON'T THINK WE HAVE ENOUGH TARTAR SAUCE. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2538 |
Relax. Enjoy your vacation. You're probably smelling a spritz of seabreeze air freshener. The rental agent guaranteed me it was cleaned inside and out just before he drove it around. |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2539 |
"Sorry, I was following the G.P.S. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2540 |
I beg to differ: Cetology is actually Melville's finest chapter. |
1.2078 |
0.06225 |
77 |
66 |
6 |
5 |
2541 |
we couldn't leave him at sea world |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2542 |
You'll see....this one will be special! |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2543 |
What whale? |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2544 |
I can't wait until we get rid of the "new car smell". |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2545 |
Yeah, but think of all the mileage we'll get out of our story. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2546 |
Do you think Whole Foods has some plankton? |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2547 |
Do you have a deodorizer? |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2548 |
Hey, you're the one who forgot the camera! |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2549 |
I don't even want to be in an HOV lane. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2550 |
It said "seats three" |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2551 |
This is the last time I volunteer to give Jonah a ride home! |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2552 |
I say, to hell with the seat belt law. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2553 |
I believe the correct term is "Elephant in the room." |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2554 |
They say blubber is fuel efficient. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2555 |
Gotta go back. Forgot the lemons. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2556 |
There's something fishy going on with the back up camera. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2557 |
But honey, he was free! |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2558 |
Yes, our acceleration does seem a bit sluggish. |
1.2078 |
0.05008 |
77 |
62 |
14 |
1 |
2559 |
The ad said $2.00 per pound... It did not say I had to buy the whole fish. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2560 |
Just let him spout off about his politics , I've opened the sun roof . |
1.2078 |
0.06225 |
77 |
66 |
6 |
5 |
2561 |
Jonah's fine - we're almost at the hospital. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2562 |
It wasn't my idea to save him. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2563 |
You said to go pick-up Jonah. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2564 |
No - I don't have no idea how he got the Uber app. |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2565 |
All I said was it looks like your mother. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2566 |
I'm not going inside of it. It's your Dad. |
1.2078 |
0.06494 |
77 |
67 |
4 |
6 |
2567 |
Just the fish food store and we're done. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2568 |
I know but his sense of direction is better than a GPS so I will never need to ask for directions. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2569 |
Just sit tight til the waters recede. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2570 |
The guy said this car was a 'reel deal,' but I didn't know it came with a catch! |
1.2078 |
0.06225 |
77 |
66 |
6 |
5 |
2571 |
Are you sure we're out of breath mints? |
1.2078 |
0.05008 |
77 |
62 |
14 |
1 |
2572 |
When you said we'd have a whale of a time, this isn't what I pictured. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2573 |
Do you think he will be happy at the lake? |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2574 |
This guy tailgating me is a real Moby Dick. |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2575 |
We're going to need a bigger cracker. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2576 |
I found Dory. |
1.2078 |
0.06225 |
77 |
66 |
6 |
5 |
2577 |
Honey, have you showered lately? |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2578 |
But I thought phishing was only virtual. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2579 |
So much for this car having room for five. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2580 |
So, what do we think of our new hybrid? |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2581 |
Rescuing the whales was your idea. I didn't count on providing a home for one of them. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2582 |
We'll give some to our neighbors,then what? |
1.2078 |
0.05008 |
77 |
62 |
14 |
1 |
2583 |
We need to discuss the elephant in the room here. |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2584 |
This guy is totally whale-gating me! |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2585 |
I thought "fresh catch of the day" was a safe bet. |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2586 |
You know the first time you called me Ahab it was kinda funny...now, not so much. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2587 |
Your 'stop for all hitchhikers' policy has to change? |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2588 |
Good thing we drove the convertible for this fishing trip. |
1.2078 |
0.04654 |
77 |
61 |
16 |
0 |
2589 |
Remember when I asked if I should go left at the pier and you said right? |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2590 |
This is the last time!...Next time Larry gets tanked,he can call himself a cab! |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2591 |
Well, no one would have believed it otherwise |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2592 |
I know this really great place down by the beach. Are you good with krill? |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2593 |
I don't know , Jonah. What do you want to do? |
1.2078 |
0.06494 |
77 |
67 |
4 |
6 |
2594 |
So, should I call you Ishmael? |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2595 |
Well we did discuss getting a car with fins. |
1.2078 |
0.05008 |
77 |
62 |
14 |
1 |
2596 |
What does your GPS have for Migratory Hot Spots? |
1.2078 |
0.04654 |
77 |
61 |
16 |
0 |
2597 |
Hey! You may be dreaming but what about me! |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2598 |
The new Chrysler Baleen also features 300 horses under the hood... |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2599 |
That guy behind up has been tailgating us for miles. |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2600 |
And your positive your sister likes whales, right? |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2601 |
My parents are going to krill me. |
1.2078 |
0.05008 |
77 |
62 |
14 |
1 |
2602 |
I know you don't like stopping for hitchhikers, but you have to admit it's kind of intriguing to see one of these guys with a thumb. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2603 |
Hey YOU'RE the one who wanted a compact car! |
1.2078 |
0.06225 |
77 |
66 |
6 |
5 |
2604 |
Thanks for riding UberPool. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2605 |
Did you eat anchovies for lunch again? |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2606 |
This should do wonders for my UberXXL rating. |
1.2078 |
0.06225 |
77 |
66 |
6 |
5 |
2607 |
...It'll keep the cats fed for several years... |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2608 |
You're krilling me, Bob. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2609 |
This is why my parents told me not to marry a Jonah |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2610 |
It followed me all the way on to the beach, we have to take it home with us. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2611 |
We need to talk about Kevin. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2612 |
I just hate it when people whalegate me. |
1.2078 |
0.06225 |
77 |
66 |
6 |
5 |
2613 |
I asked for the smallest one they had. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2614 |
On weekends, I help pick up marines from the airport. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2615 |
Yes, his singing is off-key. Yes, he only eats Krill, but he took a harpoon for me, I owe him. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2616 |
Can you run in for the fish food? |
1.2078 |
0.05008 |
77 |
62 |
14 |
1 |
2617 |
I think we overdo it. Noah didn't have to invite any sea animals. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2618 |
Now they'll believe me when I say, 'I caught the big one.' |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2619 |
Did you remember to pack the toothbrushes? |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2620 |
Yeah, like you've never taken a wrong turn? |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2621 |
Are you sure you don't want me to move up my seat? |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2622 |
I was always Uncle Ahab's favorite. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2623 |
You rarely see hitchhikers anymore. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2624 |
The worst thing is that he's blocking my mirrors. |
1.2078 |
0.05008 |
77 |
62 |
14 |
1 |
2625 |
I said, "Let's go to the love shack." You said, "Only if you can prove your car is as big as a whale." |
1.2078 |
0.06225 |
77 |
66 |
6 |
5 |
2626 |
Please stop saying, "Okay, Ahab!" |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2627 |
Are tail fins making a come back? |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2628 |
You don't think this is better than the driftwood lamp? |
1.2078 |
0.05008 |
77 |
62 |
14 |
1 |
2629 |
Jonah! Jonah! Wake up-you're not going to believe this! |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2630 |
I think there's someone tailing us. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2631 |
Don't worry. It’s a rescue. |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2632 |
So I’m the only one who enjoys our trips to the seashore? |
1.2073 |
0.05686 |
82 |
69 |
9 |
4 |
2633 |
This does not even up for my elephant in the room. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2634 |
Just be glad we have a convertible. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2635 |
Whale, are we there yet? |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2636 |
Look, I like him. It's just that I assumed you meant you had a big idea. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2637 |
We need a bigger car seat. |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2638 |
We can convert the den. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2639 |
I still don't see how this improves our carbon footprint. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2640 |
I'm new to this dating site...now what ? |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2641 |
You promised you'd be supportive of my gluten-free diet. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2642 |
Come on, anyone could confuse Bally's Irish with Irish Baleen. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2643 |
I feel good. We're adopting the newly orphaned whale from contest #532. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2644 |
Did you brush your teeth this morning? |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2645 |
Did you hear something? |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2646 |
You really should have ordered an UberXL |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2647 |
It's not a protected species if it's trying to swallow you. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2648 |
Good thing he's not a puffer fish. |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
2649 |
Say what you will, I think it was a helluva catch. |
1.2025 |
0.05215 |
79 |
65 |
12 |
2 |
2650 |
You said not to buy anymore fish, so I got a mammal. |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
2651 |
This is not my idea of "a whale of a time" |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2652 |
At least the monkey is gone. |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2653 |
I know you're not a cat person, but they're just so much lower maintenence. |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2654 |
I'm tired of Gordon Lightfoot too, but it his playlist. |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2655 |
Why do you s'pose the peg-leg guy was cussing me? |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2656 |
You guys in the mood for sucking down some shrimp? |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2657 |
Is apparition spelled with one or two p's? |
1.1974 |
0.05929 |
76 |
65 |
7 |
4 |
2658 |
You never asked 'why' I owned a convertible when we first started dating... |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2659 |
I wonder which restroom it will be using. |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2660 |
I told you when we met: Love me, love my whale. |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2661 |
Now that I finally caught it, I thought you would feel more excited for me. |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2662 |
I think we may have missed our exit. |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2663 |
Should we discuss the elephant in the room? |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2664 |
Do you think SeaWorld is going to notice the beluga is missing? |
1.1974 |
0.05929 |
76 |
65 |
7 |
4 |
2665 |
Where's your proof that cars cause global warming and costal flooding? |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2666 |
I'm thinking sushi restaurant |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2667 |
No, this time I assure you, it wasn't me. |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
2668 |
Does your Mother have to come with us everywhere we go |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2669 |
No, I don't see a 800-pound gorilla here. |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2670 |
I'm having a whale of a time trying to get my seat to recline. |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2671 |
Can you just give me a warning the next time you read Moby Dick, Again?! |
1.1974 |
0.05929 |
76 |
65 |
7 |
4 |
2672 |
The ad said 1956 model with dual tailpipes and fins on the back. |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2673 |
Okay, so maybe I shouldn't have mentioned we're headed up the coast. |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2674 |
I couldn't afford the island and the whale, so I just got the whale. |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
2675 |
Now let's sing a song we all know. |
1.1974 |
0.05929 |
76 |
65 |
7 |
4 |
2676 |
Damn car fishtails. |
1.1974 |
0.05929 |
76 |
65 |
7 |
4 |
2677 |
We'll put him next to the white rhino and the snail darter. |
1.1974 |
0.05929 |
76 |
65 |
7 |
4 |
2678 |
I had a whale of a time, how about you? |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2679 |
I'm fine with Ish. |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
2680 |
We should have gotten salmon instead. |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2681 |
#Jonah |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2682 |
I didn't know he'd be a Humpback-seat driver. |
1.1974 |
0.05929 |
76 |
65 |
7 |
4 |
2683 |
Technically, we're not fishtailing. That's a whale. |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2684 |
This is precisely why we paid extra for folding rear seat. |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2685 |
Elephant in the room just sounded so trite. |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2686 |
I've had it with back seat drivers. |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2687 |
Now where are we gonna put the chips? |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2688 |
Stop calling me Captain Ahab. |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
2689 |
John you do realize that Sea World is going to be pissed right? |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2690 |
Someone needs to start eating salads. |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2691 |
Sure, entry may be cheaper at SeaWorld but they gouge you with the souvenirs. |
1.1974 |
0.05929 |
76 |
65 |
7 |
4 |
2692 |
It's the most eco-friendly hybrid you can buy -- and 60 nautical miles per gallon. |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2693 |
The waiter must have thought you were crazy to ask for a doggie bag. |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2694 |
When you told me Grayson was bringing his friend Jonah, you didn't tell me it was THAT Jonah. |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
2695 |
I rescued him from a small island after a previous caption contest. |
1.1974 |
0.05929 |
76 |
65 |
7 |
4 |
2696 |
Just think of the 7,000 tuna fish sandwiches |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
2697 |
I told you we'd have a whale of a time in the back seat. |
1.1974 |
0.04596 |
76 |
61 |
15 |
0 |
2698 |
No, I suppose Frisky doesn't HAVE to go everywhere with us, but he does love his car rides. |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2699 |
The used car salesman offered me a whale of a deal! |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2700 |
Do you think this Pescatarian diet might be getting out of hand? |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2701 |
We don't even have freezer space. |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2702 |
Wait'll I tell em about the one that got away. |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
2703 |
You're the one who wanted to Uber. |
1.1974 |
0.06218 |
76 |
66 |
5 |
5 |
2704 |
It's best he go back to the ocean. The increasing cost of Krill now exceeds epinephrin pens. |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
2705 |
So what did you expect I'd get from SeaWorld's Clearance Sale? A stuffed Shamu? |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
2706 |
I thought I asked for a hatchback. |
1.1974 |
0.05929 |
76 |
65 |
7 |
4 |
2707 |
I'm not lost! |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2708 |
I am starting to think we should have bought the bigger tank. |
1.1974 |
0.05929 |
76 |
65 |
7 |
4 |
2709 |
The sardines were way too expensive. |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2710 |
I know you wanted to test-drive the hatchback but we really think you will enjoy the brand new humpback. |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2711 |
We need a bigger car. |
1.1974 |
0.05929 |
76 |
65 |
7 |
4 |
2712 |
You're not the one with a low sperm whale count. |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2713 |
This isn't exactly what I meant when I said I wanted a "hybrid" |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2714 |
Yes, my sense of smell is just fine. Why? |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
2715 |
No. I don't know a good drive-thru krill place. |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2716 |
I smell sushi. |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2717 |
See? Who needs a minivan! |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2718 |
Who cut the ambergris? |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2719 |
C'mon, we won't have to go shopping till next August! |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
2720 |
Wales, wail, whale, explain it again . . . |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2721 |
The sign said everything must go. |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2722 |
You thought it was a catch and release tournament ? |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
2723 |
Do you have enough leg room back there? I can pull my seat forward... |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2724 |
A little late to be saying "quit your blubbering," isn't it? |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2725 |
Do you really think this is what 'Save the Whales' means? |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2726 |
You didn't see Free Willy? |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2727 |
Your buddy need to stop for some krill or can we push on and make Albuquerque? |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2728 |
Apparently, not everyone is having a whale of a time. |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2729 |
I think the guy in back of us is finding this traffic hard to swallow... |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2730 |
Really. You should've seen the one that got away. |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2731 |
Like I told you "I caught a fish this big" |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2732 |
Mind if I'm smoked? |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2733 |
You never support my marine biology! |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2734 |
Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?.... |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2735 |
I know what you're thinking. Didn't I see it was catch and release? |
1.1974 |
0.04596 |
76 |
61 |
15 |
0 |
2736 |
Well, I thought it was a whale of a deal! |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
2737 |
Humpback? What Humpback? |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2738 |
But I thought it would look great on the wall in the den. |
1.1974 |
0.06218 |
76 |
66 |
5 |
5 |
2739 |
'The seat is up as far up as it'll go, Henry. If that's not good enough you can get out and walk!" |
1.1974 |
0.05929 |
76 |
65 |
7 |
4 |
2740 |
This should be in The New Yorker. |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2741 |
You can boil it, broil it, steam it, sauté it, .... |
1.1974 |
0.06218 |
76 |
66 |
5 |
5 |
2742 |
He has absolutely no filter. |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2743 |
Well, yo momma so big she has her own zip code! |
1.1974 |
0.06218 |
76 |
66 |
5 |
5 |
2744 |
But, honey, I said I wanted to include Wales in our trip this summer! |
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They warned us about driving through standing water. |
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Seatbelt! |
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Do we have enough food for three days and three nights? |
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I feel so wild. It's not even Friday |
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Whale songs are crucial for taking the stress out of a long trip like this. |
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This is why you shouldn't let me watch Free Willy. |
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Maybe I should have taken their offer to cut it up into fillets. |
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In hindsight, I think you would have been better off with an Uber Pool. |
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