Contest #533


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533


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2016-08-22
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2016-09-04 (estimated)
Number of captions 5005
Number of responses 377496
Number of participants 11176


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 If you see something, say something. 1.9328 0.04162 491 226 72 193
1 Our chef trained at the Paris Metro. 1.7911 0.04682 292 130 93 69
2 Sorry for the wait, but it's been like Grand Central Station in here. 1.7667 0.04899 270 126 81 63
3 Before this I was a bus-boy. 1.7640 0.05008 267 128 74 65
4 I can arrange a violinist for 25¢. For $1, I can make him go away. 1.7519 0.05005 258 123 76 59
5 Let me guess, you don't like this table either? 1.7500 0.05073 256 124 72 60
6 The restroom is located just behind you, sir. 1.7470 0.05340 253 131 55 67
7 Is this far enough away from the kitchen for you? 1.7450 0.04981 251 118 79 54
8 Is this far enough away from the kitchen? 1.7344 0.05143 241 117 71 53
9 "Your drinks will arrive at 7:03, appetizers at 7:22, entrees at 7:52, dessert and coffee at 8:41. 1.7174 0.04903 230 105 85 40
10 I trust this is far enough away from the kitchen? 1.7085 0.05394 223 114 60 49
11 Celebrating a not-so-special occasion? 1.7059 0.05440 221 114 58 49
12 My name is Terence, and I'm one of many people who will be asking you for money tonight. 1.6860 0.05701 207 112 48 47
13 Is this far enough away from the kitchen for you, sir? 1.6860 0.05274 207 102 68 37
14 Is this table far enough from the kitchen for you? 1.6716 0.05561 201 106 55 40
15 Sorry, sir, we only accept Metrocard. 1.6650 0.05478 197 102 59 36
16 Good evening, my name is Charles and I will be your waiter for the next twelve minutes. 1.6615 0.05285 195 97 67 31
17 For a Long Island Iced Tea, you'll have to go to the next stop. How about a Manhattan? 1.6562 0.05752 192 105 48 39
18 Oh, that's not the price. That's when it arrives. 1.6526 0.05305 190 95 66 29
19 Another waiter will be along every ten minutes or so. 1.6508 0.05786 189 104 47 38
20 Apologies for the delay. We have limited service on the weekends. 1.6508 0.05330 189 95 65 29
21 If you'd like vegetarian, you'll have to transfer to the green line. 1.6508 0.05277 189 94 67 28
22 Next time, maybe you shouldn't complain about being seated near the kitchen. 1.6452 0.05821 186 103 46 37
23 Would you like that charbroiled or third-railed? 1.6328 0.05641 177 94 54 29
24 We accept American Express, Visa, and MetroCard. 1.6307 0.05435 176 90 61 25
25 Look at these prices! I told you we should have gone to the bus station. 1.6307 0.05783 176 96 49 31
26 I'm sorry, this is not my station 1.6307 0.05726 176 95 51 30
27 Would you like to see our wino list? 1.6307 0.05783 176 96 49 31
28 You forgot to tip the maître d', didn't you? 1.6286 0.05868 175 97 46 32
29 We accept Visa, Discover, and MetroCard. 1.6243 0.05871 173 96 46 31
30 I'll take your order, but this is not my station. 1.6221 0.05666 172 92 53 27
31 Hi, my name's Terry. I'll be waiting with you this evening. 1.6221 0.05785 172 94 49 29
32 A night out under the town? 1.6163 0.05491 172 90 58 24
33 Will you be paying with your MetroCard? 1.6154 0.05692 169 91 52 26
34 Would you like to see the dessert trolley? 1.6131 0.05845 168 93 47 28
35 The third rail special is to die for. 1.6108 0.06291 167 100 32 35
36 All our wines are served with a complimentary brown bag 1.6084 0.05906 166 93 45 28
37 We take Visa and Metrocard. 1.6061 0.05551 165 87 56 22
38 You should tip the maitre d' next time. 1.6061 0.06121 165 96 38 31
39 No, we've never dined here. We come from the other side of the tracks. 1.6061 0.05875 165 92 46 27
40 Of course the food is great. Nobody comes here for the ambiance. 1.6061 0.05748 165 90 50 25
41 Tap, sparkling, or dripping from the ceiling? 1.6037 0.05778 164 90 49 25
42 You will be experiencing random delays in service throughout the evening. 1.5963 0.05870 161 90 46 25
43 May I take your wallets? 1.5963 0.06254 161 96 34 31
44 It's a little quiet now, but this place really picks up around five o'clock. 1.5963 0.05936 161 91 44 26
45 Sorry for the wait. We're experiencing service delays. 1.5938 0.05834 160 89 47 24
46 It's slow now, but by 8 this place will be like Grand Central Station. 1.5938 0.05834 160 89 47 24
47 Visa, cash, or Metrocard. 1.5875 0.05973 160 92 42 26
48 Yes, it's delivered fresh every five minutes. 1.5849 0.06071 159 93 39 27
49 The special tonight is running 10 minutes late. 1.5833 0.06232 156 93 35 28
50 This is the place where all the locals come. 1.5833 0.06166 156 92 37 27
51 We no longer take Metrocard. 1.5779 0.05955 154 88 43 23
52 Yes, we accept Visa, MasterCard, and MetroCard. 1.5752 0.05988 153 88 42 23
53 Technically speaking, they're all subway sandwiches. 1.5752 0.06130 153 90 38 25
54 Our special this evening is blackened everything. 1.5752 0.06130 153 90 38 25
55 It means 'roadkill' in French. 1.5752 0.06059 153 89 40 24
56 The kitchen is running with delays in both directions. 1.5752 0.06130 153 90 38 25
57 Might I recommend our third rail special? It's to die for. 1.5724 0.06234 152 91 35 26
58 Sparkling, still or sewer? 1.5724 0.06093 152 89 39 24
59 For a starter, I recommend the ear plugs. 1.5695 0.05831 151 85 46 20
60 Stay clear of the pressed duck. 1.5695 0.06269 151 91 34 26
61 Tonight's special is running a little late. 1.5695 0.06054 151 88 40 23
62 Dinner will be arriving twelve minutes before your appetizer, and dessert will be running thirty-two minutes late. 1.5695 0.05831 151 85 46 20
63 Sir, there is no other table further from the kitchen. 1.5646 0.06111 147 86 39 22
64 Yes, we accept the Metro Card 1.5646 0.06111 147 86 39 22
65 Actually, the subway sandwich wasn't invented here, just the dirty Martini. 1.5646 0.06186 147 87 37 23
66 And will you be paying with cash, tokens, or MetroCard? 1.5646 0.05717 147 81 49 17
67 'Expresso?' 1.5646 0.06186 147 87 37 23
68 ...and all our small game is locally sourced. 1.5638 0.06122 149 88 38 23
69 We accept MetroCard. 1.5638 0.05972 149 86 42 21
70 Yes sir, the pigeon is both free range and locally sourced. 1.5638 0.06268 149 90 34 25
71 Zagat said this place has a good track record 1.5638 0.05895 149 85 44 20
72 I'm afraid it's never happy hour down here. 1.5638 0.06195 149 89 36 24
73 The dessert car will be arriving shortly. 1.5616 0.05665 146 80 50 16
74 Is this table far enough from the kitchen? 1.5616 0.05989 146 84 42 20
75 For your convenience, a 15% panhandler fee will be added to your total. 1.5616 0.06068 146 85 40 21
76 This is just the appetizer course. You order your main dish at 59th Street. 1.5616 0.06222 146 87 36 23
77 Service has now resumed thank you for your patience 1.5616 0.05496 146 78 54 14
78 We only take MetroCard, sir. 1.5616 0.05665 146 80 50 16
79 To preserve our ambience, the management requests that all patrons silence their mobile devices. 1.5586 0.05943 145 83 43 19
80 Sorry, but that's only available at 5:04, 5:48, or 6:36. 1.5586 0.06257 145 87 35 23
81 If I may recommend the 3rd rail surprise. 1.5586 0.06257 145 87 35 23
82 Still too close to the kitchen? 1.5586 0.06408 145 89 31 25
83 We have a lovely Merlot, served in a brown paper bag. 1.5586 0.05943 145 83 43 19
84 I don't recommend the catch of the day. 1.5586 0.06257 145 87 35 23
85 I recommend the minute steak. 1.5556 0.06293 144 87 34 23
86 We accept Visa, American Express and MetroCard. 1.5556 0.06057 144 84 40 20
87 No, it's not short for ratatouille. 1.5556 0.06446 144 89 30 25
88 Sorry – this isn’t my station. 1.5556 0.06137 144 85 38 21
89 That's right, we're taking street food to a new level. 1.5556 0.06293 144 87 34 23
90 You're the couple that complained about the noise from the kitchen? 1.5524 0.05844 143 81 45 17
91 Regrettably our martinis only come shaken. 1.5524 0.05928 143 82 43 18
92 I'd love to take your order, but this isn't my station. 1.5517 0.05948 145 84 42 19
93 The dessert car will be by in a couple minutes. 1.5493 0.06288 142 86 34 22
94 Sorry, we only accept Metro Card. 1.5493 0.06045 142 83 40 19
95 Our special tonight is the pigeon. 1.5461 0.06324 141 86 33 22
96 Or would you like to try something a little more uptown? 1.5461 0.05995 141 82 41 18
97 No, you've got all the time in the world. This is Amtrak. 1.5461 0.06324 141 86 33 22
98 I regret to inform you that dinner is running 15 minutes behind schedule. 1.5461 0.06079 141 83 39 19
99 I'm sorry but that dish is only available on the southbound menu. 1.5461 0.05824 141 80 45 16
100 "Sorry for the wait. The kitchen's a train wreck tonight. 1.5461 0.05824 141 80 45 16
101 Perhaps the minute steak? 1.5429 0.06361 140 86 32 22
102 We accept AMEX, Visa and Metrocard. 1.5429 0.05944 140 81 42 17
103 I recommend the bus. 1.5429 0.06114 140 83 38 19
104 Usually it's like Grand Central in here. 1.5423 0.06211 142 86 35 21
105 We're out of ambience. 1.5423 0.06048 142 84 39 19
106 I'm sorry; that entree left at 6:58. 1.5396 0.06233 139 84 35 20
107 The specials tonight are on time. Expect delays on everything else. 1.5396 0.06398 139 86 31 22
108 You just missed the last special. 1.5396 0.05800 139 79 45 15
109 All the really trendy ideas were already taken. 1.5396 0.06149 139 83 37 19
110 Of course, we take Metro Card 1.5390 0.05914 141 82 42 17
111 We're proud to say that nothing on the menu is locally sourced 1.5362 0.06011 138 81 40 17
112 The entree is running late. 1.5362 0.06354 138 85 32 21
113 To go? 1.5362 0.06270 138 84 34 20
114 We take American Express, Diners Club, and MetroCard. 1.5357 0.06033 140 83 39 18
115 Will you be paying by cash or your Metro card? 1.5357 0.06201 140 85 35 20
116 Is it me, or do we always get the worst table? 1.5357 0.06283 140 86 33 21
117 You wanted a table away from the kitchen. 1.5328 0.05866 137 79 43 15
118 Welcome to "The ChewChew." My name's Lionel, and I'm in training. 1.5328 0.06638 137 88 25 24
119 You did say first available table. 1.5294 0.05899 136 79 42 15
120 Would you like a transfer with that? 1.5294 0.05990 136 80 40 16
121 Yelp did say "best underground restaurant in New York" 1.5294 0.05899 136 79 42 15
122 You just missed our specials. 1.5259 0.06025 135 80 39 16
123 Try the special. The chef pulled out all the stops. 1.5259 0.06294 135 83 33 19
124 Well, it did say "convenient to public transportation". 1.5259 0.05838 135 78 43 14
125 I'm sorry about your previous table. This is as far from the kitchen as it gets. 1.5259 0.06467 135 85 29 21
126 The vodka martini arrives shaken. 1.5259 0.05932 135 79 41 15
127 There'll be nice breeze through here in a few minutes. 1.5259 0.05932 135 79 41 15
128 You said anywhere but near the kitchen. 1.5259 0.06294 135 83 33 19
129 In six minutes, your salad will toss itself. 1.5259 0.05646 135 76 47 12
130 The locals all stop here. 1.5227 0.06128 132 79 37 16
131 I am sorry, we only accept the MetroCard. 1.5227 0.06221 132 80 35 17
132 This is not my station. 1.5227 0.05838 132 76 43 13
133 May I ask what it was that you told our maitre d'? 1.5227 0.06841 132 87 21 24
134 If you order now , you will avoid the rush. 1.5227 0.06128 132 79 37 16
135 I know, but it would be twice as expensive on the other side of the tracks 1.5227 0.06221 132 80 35 17
136 Yes, we do accept Metrocard. 1.5227 0.06033 132 78 39 15
137 Visa and American Express, yes, MetroCard, no. 1.5224 0.06242 134 82 34 18
138 Welcome to Tavern Under the Green. 1.5191 0.06068 131 78 38 15
139 We serve the Chicken Kiev at 7:05, 7:27, and 7:49. 1.5191 0.06258 131 80 34 17
140 This is what happens, Barbara, when you complain about every table in the restaurant. 1.5191 0.06164 131 79 36 16
141 We came here on our honeymoon, but so much has changed. 1.5191 0.06534 131 83 28 20
142 ... and we do ask that you pay for your meal in advance. 1.5154 0.06103 130 78 37 15
143 I'll see what I can do about the draft. 1.5154 0.06296 130 80 33 17
144 Would you like to hear about our service disruptions? 1.5154 0.06103 130 78 37 15
145 I'll be your server until 6:48. 1.5154 0.06200 130 79 35 16
146 It's always been BYOB sir. 1.5154 0.06927 130 87 19 24
147 Today's special was 20 minutes ago. 1.5116 0.05939 129 76 40 13
148 We're waiting for the gravy train to arrive. 1.5116 0.06883 129 86 20 23
149 The ‘Chef's Surprise’ is locally sourced. 1.5116 0.06333 129 80 32 17
150 You should order right away. We're expecting a big crowd momentarily. 1.5116 0.06237 129 79 34 16
151 Yes, very fresh; comes in every eight minutes. 1.5078 0.06175 128 78 35 15
152 Not to rush you, but our next seating is at 7:02. 1.5078 0.05973 128 76 39 13
153 Someone's not getting a second date. 1.5078 0.05973 128 76 39 13
154 Will you be paying with cash, credit card or Metrocard? 1.5078 0.06075 128 77 37 14
155 You folks must be from out of town. 1.5078 0.06175 128 78 35 15
156 Candidly, I would not recommend anything local. 1.5078 0.06175 128 78 35 15
157 May I interest you in our wino list? 1.5078 0.06075 128 77 37 14
158 Tonight's special is the tube steak. 1.5078 0.06467 128 81 29 18
159 A bit out of the way, perhaps, but all the locals come here. 1.5078 0.06274 128 79 33 16
160 We proudly accept Visa or MetroCard. 1.5078 0.05763 128 74 43 11
161 This is a quiet table, intermittently 1.5077 0.06104 130 79 36 15
162 Unfortunately you just missed the appetizers. 1.5039 0.06110 127 77 36 14
163 The ratatouille is fresh off the tracks. 1.5039 0.06507 127 81 28 18
164 May I suggest another restaurant? 1.5039 0.06880 127 85 20 22
165 Let me take a moment to yell this evening's specials. 1.5039 0.06410 127 80 30 17
166 The live music this evening is provided by 'Homeless Man with a Tamborine.' 1.5039 0.05796 127 74 42 11
167 The soup is running approximately 13 minutes late. 1.5000 0.05434 128 72 48 8
168 Our special is whatever the D Train hits. 1.5000 0.06042 126 76 37 13
169 Would that be for here, or to go? 1.5000 0.05828 126 74 41 11
170 The chef will be arriving shortly. 1.4961 0.05796 127 75 41 11
171 Everything here is local, sir. 1.4961 0.06312 127 80 31 16
172 Dessert, or do you have a train to catch? 1.4960 0.06077 125 76 36 13
173 We accept credit card, debit card or MetroCard. 1.4960 0.05637 125 72 44 9
174 It does seem odd sir, but we do not take MetroCard 1.4960 0.06388 125 79 30 16
175 We accept Visa and MetroCard. 1.4960 0.06587 125 81 26 18
176 May I take the liberty of mentioning our specials while you can still hear me? 1.4960 0.06488 125 80 28 17
177 I'll be back to take your order between the 6:36 and the 6:42 1.4960 0.06077 125 76 36 13
178 Perhaps you'd like to order before the rush? 1.4960 0.06077 125 76 36 13
179 We accept visa, diners club and Metrocard. 1.4960 0.06183 125 77 34 14
180 I recommend the biscuits. And the gravy train will be arriving in four minutes. 1.4919 0.06219 124 77 33 14
181 Everyone always assumes we have rat but the truth is, you have to call ahead. 1.4919 0.06528 124 80 27 17
182 I'm sorry, the specials just left. 1.4919 0.06219 124 77 33 14
183 Will this be together or separate destinations? 1.4919 0.06113 124 76 35 13
184 May I recommend ear plugs as a starter 1.4919 0.06427 124 79 29 16
185 Would you like to see the dessert car? 1.4878 0.06362 123 78 30 15
186 It's local, not lo-cal. 1.4878 0.05928 123 74 38 11
187 Welcome to the Digestive Track. 1.4878 0.06362 123 78 30 15
188 Your first course will be arriving in 8 minutes 1.4876 0.06111 121 74 35 12
189 I highly recommend the "minute steak". 1.4876 0.05882 121 72 39 10
190 Welcome to Chew Chews. 1.4876 0.06441 121 77 29 15
191 If you're taking the Red Line, I'd recommend a Cabernet Sauvignon. 1.4876 0.06651 121 79 25 17
192 All our drinks are shaken not stirred. 1.4876 0.06333 121 76 31 14
193 The fish is fresh. It just came in on the 5:18. 1.4876 0.06855 121 81 21 19
194 What do I recommend? … That you give the maître d a twenty instead of a five next time you come. 1.4876 0.06754 121 80 23 18
195 Our fish is delivered fresh every 14 minutes. 1.4876 0.06333 121 76 31 14
196 Another Manhattan? 1.4876 0.06441 121 77 29 15
197 Could I start you off with a Manhattan? 1.4876 0.06223 121 75 33 13
198 We also have an "express" menu. 1.4876 0.05519 121 69 45 7
199 We've just added pressed duck as a special. 1.4836 0.06810 122 82 21 19
200 The gentleman with the brief case would like to buy both of you a drink. 1.4833 0.06587 120 78 26 16
201 Take your time ordering. You are the only table in my station. 1.4833 0.06480 120 77 28 15
202 The halibut is delayed at 86th. 1.4833 0.06480 120 77 28 15
203 I've worked for a lot of restaurants that went under, but never quite like this. 1.4833 0.05796 120 71 40 9
204 I trust the antipasto at your last stop was to your satisfaction? 1.4833 0.06371 120 76 30 14
205 I highly suggest you order the soufflé before the next train. 1.4833 0.06587 120 78 26 16
206 Our location enables us to sell below market. 1.4833 0.06148 120 74 34 12
207 Will that be shaken or rattled? 1.4833 0.05674 120 70 42 8
208 Our express lunch is running 20 minutes late right now. 1.4833 0.06371 120 76 30 14
209 Would you prefer the express menu? 1.4833 0.05674 120 70 42 8
210 The prix fixe includes two bus transfers. 1.4833 0.06033 120 73 36 11
211 Sorry, but the Express Menu is not available at this station. 1.4833 0.06260 120 75 32 13
212 I just take your salad order. Soup’s at the next stop. 1.4793 0.05880 121 73 38 10
213 It's our most popular table for those with off-off-Broadway tickets. 1.4790 0.06298 119 75 31 13
214 I told you this place was off the beaten track. 1.4790 0.06298 119 75 31 13
215 Geez, the menu is nothing like the Subway we have back home. 1.4790 0.06629 119 78 25 16
216 Will that be tap or sewer? 1.4790 0.06943 119 81 19 19
217 Actually all of our orders are ‘to-go.’ 1.4790 0.06520 119 77 27 15
218 Our chef prepares the ratatouille without the atouille. 1.4790 0.06298 119 75 31 13
219 I said, WOULD YOU CARE TO HEAR ABOUT TODAY'S SPECIALS? 1.4790 0.06520 119 77 27 15
220 We only accept tokens. 1.4790 0.06629 119 78 25 16
221 If that guy behind me jumps, dessert's on the house. 1.4790 0.06735 119 79 23 17
222 I told you this restaurant was off the beaten track. 1.4790 0.06735 119 79 23 17
223 The catch of the day will be here momentarily. 1.4790 0.06068 119 73 35 11
224 I recommend any other restaurant. 1.4790 0.06629 119 78 25 16
225 Yes, sir. Down here, our martinis are always"shaken and not stirred." 1.4790 0.06520 119 77 27 15
226 You may want to order now, we are expecting a rush soon. 1.4790 0.06298 119 75 31 13
227 May I suggest the minute steak? 1.4790 0.06410 119 76 29 14
228 Well, you insisted on not being seated near the restrooms. 1.4790 0.06298 119 75 31 13
229 Will you be putting this on your Metrocard? 1.4790 0.06410 119 76 29 14
230 We're known for our tunnel cake. 1.4790 0.05828 119 71 39 9
231 The 'catch of the day' should be arriving momentarily. 1.4790 0.06298 119 75 31 13
232 And, of course, we have our signature dish - ratatouille. 1.4790 0.06629 119 78 25 16
233 Thanks for asking for my station. 1.4790 0.06410 119 76 29 14
234 Would you care to see the wine schedule? 1.4746 0.06449 118 76 28 14
235 "Will you be catching a train this evening"? 1.4746 0.06884 118 80 20 18
236 May I suggest you start with two pairs of ear plugs? 1.4746 0.06449 118 76 28 14
237 Actually, I'd avoid the ratatouille. 1.4746 0.07091 118 82 16 20
238 Is that for here or is it to go? 1.4746 0.05861 118 71 38 9
239 Yes, ma'am. The pigeon is very fresh. 1.4746 0.06336 118 75 30 13
240 All I'm saying is that the fish is fresher at Fulton Street. 1.4746 0.06449 118 76 28 14
241 I strongly recommend the minute steak. 1.4746 0.05736 118 70 40 8
242 All of our specials are to go. 1.4746 0.06449 118 76 28 14
243 I can assure you everything here is local. 1.4746 0.05983 118 72 36 10
244 In fact all the wines have a smoky bouquet. 1.4706 0.06517 119 78 26 15
245 We accept Diners Club, Visa, and MetroCard. 1.4701 0.06258 117 74 31 12
246 The dessert car will be by in 15 minutes. 1.4701 0.06258 117 74 31 12
247 Welcome to Trains Cuisine; I'll be conducting your meal; Shall I help you choo-choo choose? God, I hate my life. 1.4701 0.06374 117 75 29 13
248 Fine choice, sir. Those are imported from 14th Street. 1.4701 0.06139 117 73 33 11
249 Will this be for here or to go? 1.4701 0.06258 117 74 31 12
250 Yes sir, it is fast food... 1.4701 0.06489 117 76 27 14
251 You're lucky you got a table, it's like Grand Central Station in here. 1.4701 0.06489 117 76 27 14
252 Something to go? 1.4701 0.06601 117 77 25 15
253 Our special tonight is an exotic meat seared to perfection on the third rail 1.4701 0.06258 117 74 31 12
254 Today's special is a flat iron steak seared on a third rail. 1.4701 0.06601 117 77 25 15
255 You should have tipped the Maitre d 1.4701 0.06489 117 76 27 14
256 We accept cash or MetroCard. 1.4701 0.05638 117 69 41 7
257 Everything is 100% train to table. 1.4701 0.05894 117 71 37 9
258 Yes, the No. 6 is local. 1.4701 0.06489 117 76 27 14
259 Will this be to go. 1.4701 0.06712 117 78 23 16
260 Everything on the menu is completely track to table. 1.4701 0.06139 117 73 33 11
261 Insulted the maître d’ did we? 1.4701 0.06712 117 78 23 16
262 Your next course has been unexpectedly delayed. 1.4701 0.06139 117 73 33 11
263 Puddle or tap? 1.4701 0.06712 117 78 23 16
264 I recommend a cab. 1.4701 0.06601 117 77 25 15
265 I recommend the New York Minute steak. 1.4701 0.06374 117 75 29 13
266 Our patrons usually come from the other side of the tracks! 1.4655 0.06529 116 76 26 14
267 We have a proprietary method for tenderizing the meat about every 7 minutes. 1.4655 0.06755 116 78 22 16
268 I would avoid the local game entree. 1.4655 0.06643 116 77 24 15
269 The dessert trolley will arrive in 30 minutes. 1.4655 0.06529 116 76 26 14
270 Actually aren't we all sort of waiters here? 1.4655 0.06755 116 78 22 16
271 I'm Derek, I'll be your server tonight. Would you like sparkling, tap or just whatever is dripping from the ceiling? 1.4655 0.06295 116 74 30 12
272 It's all local here. 1.4655 0.06413 116 75 28 13
273 We have a fine selection of brown bagged beverages. 1.4655 0.06865 116 79 20 17
274 If you like fresh crab, I recommmend the 5:45 to Baltimore. 1.4655 0.06865 116 79 20 17
275 Well it all started when someone asked me to wait on the subway platform... 1.4655 0.06755 116 78 22 16
276 May I recommend the minute steak? 1.4655 0.06755 116 78 22 16
277 Is that for here or to go? 1.4615 0.06708 117 79 22 16
278 This place is a frequent stop for locals. 1.4615 0.05501 117 69 42 6
279 Are we in a rush this evening? 1.4615 0.06254 117 75 30 12
280 Welcome to the original Subway, Sir... 1.4615 0.06370 117 76 28 13
281 The locally-sourced small game is particularly good at this location. 1.4615 0.06254 117 75 30 12
282 The rib eye special is seared on the third rail. 1.4609 0.06211 115 73 31 11
283 We only accept MetroCard. 1.4609 0.06684 115 77 23 15
284 Yes, it's local. 1.4609 0.06452 115 75 27 13
285 I highly recommend the tube steak. 1.4609 0.06684 115 77 23 15
286 Take your time. It's always late. 1.4609 0.06452 115 75 27 13
287 Is this to go? 1.4609 0.06211 115 73 31 11
288 Yes, dear. Next time I'll read the Groupon fine print. 1.4609 0.06909 115 79 19 17
289 Local? Yes, everything is local. 1.4609 0.06452 115 75 27 13
290 Welcome to the original Subway. All the others are franchises. 1.4609 0.06684 115 77 23 15
291 May I recommend the ratatouille? It's locally sourced. 1.4609 0.06909 115 79 19 17
292 I don't know about you, but I miss the luxury of the old dining cars. 1.4609 0.06211 115 73 31 11
293 I'm sorry. The early bird special is not available after the 4:55. 1.4609 0.06452 115 75 27 13
294 When I said let's eat at Subway, this isn't what I meant. 1.4609 0.06452 115 75 27 13
295 Our cocktail special this evening is called the Third Rail. It's to die for. 1.4609 0.06333 115 74 29 12
296 Your appetizer should arrive in the next 6-8 minutes. 1.4609 0.05699 115 69 39 7
297 All of our ingredients are locally sourced. 1.4609 0.07018 115 80 17 18
298 Yes, m'am – everything here is local. 1.4609 0.05831 115 70 37 8
299 You're unhappy about the fare? 1.4609 0.06569 115 76 25 14
300 You said, "nowhere near the kitchen." 1.4609 0.06797 115 78 21 16
301 I'm afraid the 3:42 special is gone. May I suggest the 4:04? 1.4609 0.06333 115 74 29 12
302 We accept Visa, Metrocard, and American Express. 1.4609 0.06333 115 74 29 12
303 Evening, folks. If you see something, say something. 1.4609 0.07018 115 80 17 18
304 I'm sorry, we only accept Metrocard. 1.4609 0.06797 115 78 21 16
305 Of course it's local. 1.4609 0.06569 115 76 25 14
306 The special comes with a side order of noise and indifference 1.4569 0.06524 116 77 25 14
307 To the best of my knowledge, everything on the menu was run over today. 1.4569 0.06524 116 77 25 14
308 If you want to be further from the band we do also have a table at 86th Street. 1.4561 0.06122 114 72 32 10
309 Welcome to the Little Restaurant That Could. 1.4561 0.06491 114 75 26 13
310 Do you want this order to go? 1.4561 0.06491 114 75 26 13
311 This evening our appetizers are operating as entrees, our side dishes are skipping local stops, and our wine list is only available in Brooklyn. 1.4561 0.06610 114 76 24 14
312 Would you like to hear about tonight's schedules? 1.4561 0.06122 114 72 32 10
313 Our martinis are shaken, not stirred. 1.4561 0.06371 114 74 28 12
314 Very good. I'll be back with your entrees at 9:37. 1.4561 0.06371 114 74 28 12
315 ...And our early bird special is whatever comes in stuck to the front of the 5:04. 1.4561 0.06610 114 76 24 14
316 Of course everything is local. 1.4513 0.06409 113 74 27 12
317 I understand you're in a rush. 1.4513 0.06409 113 74 27 12
318 So that's one local and one espresso. 1.4513 0.06409 113 74 27 12
319 Would you like a bag or glass with your wine? 1.4505 0.06618 111 74 24 13
320 You'll probably want something quick. 1.4505 0.06493 111 73 26 12
321 Your server will be here at 8:48 pm 1.4505 0.06618 111 74 24 13
322 For here or to go? 1.4505 0.06618 111 74 24 13
323 Local or espresso? 1.4505 0.06493 111 73 26 12
324 I'm sorry, but this is not my station. 1.4505 0.06493 111 73 26 12
325 Yes. Everything is local. 1.4505 0.06493 111 73 26 12
326 Ironically, we don't take American Express. 1.4505 0.06493 111 73 26 12
327 The Lobster Newburg is very nice, but unfortunately it is running fifteen minutes late. 1.4505 0.06493 111 73 26 12
328 May I suggest something other than a Cab? 1.4505 0.06366 111 72 28 11
329 What brings you folks here tonight, the menu or the ambience? 1.4505 0.06366 111 72 28 11
330 Very fresh, madam. It was hit four stops from here. 1.4505 0.06741 111 75 22 14
331 The catch of the day will be arriving in three minutes. 1.4505 0.06493 111 73 26 12
332 What pairs well with the stench of urine? 1.4455 0.06905 110 76 19 15
333 The special tonight is track of lamb 1.4455 0.06404 110 72 27 11
334 The chef will be here any minute. 1.4455 0.06404 110 72 27 11
335 Honestly, if you want the fresh flounder, I'd take the B line out to Sheepshead Bay. 1.4455 0.06138 110 70 31 9
336 No, we don’t accept MetroCard. 1.4455 0.06138 110 70 31 9
337 I must warn you against the chef's surprise. 1.4455 0.06659 110 74 23 13
338 May I start you off with a nice pair of headphones? 1.4455 0.06404 110 72 27 11
339 A homeless man in a diaper will be here to yell the specials at you shortly. 1.4455 0.07025 110 77 17 16
340 May I recommend the ratatouille. It's local. 1.4455 0.06272 110 71 29 10
341 Our special today is rat, which is track to table. 1.4455 0.06905 110 76 19 15
342 You'll be happy to know that nothing on the menu is locally grown. 1.4455 0.05860 110 68 35 7
343 We're the first track-to-table restaurant in the city. 1.4455 0.06783 110 75 21 14
344 I'd steer clear of the catch of the day. 1.4455 0.06533 110 73 25 12
345 I assume you want this to go. 1.4455 0.06404 110 72 27 11
346 What do you think this is? Subway? 1.4404 0.06443 109 72 26 11
347 Everything here is local. 1.4404 0.06309 109 71 28 10
348 I suggest the minute steak. 1.4404 0.06034 109 69 32 8
349 Good evening, my name is Steve. I'll be your Waiter for approximately the next 6 minutes. 1.4404 0.06173 109 70 30 9
350 Would you like to be mugged before the main course or during? 1.4404 0.06309 109 71 28 10
351 Yes, you missed the 4:30, but the 5:15 comes with soup or salad. 1.4404 0.06309 109 71 28 10
352 Of course, we accept Metrocards. 1.4404 0.06701 109 74 22 13
353 The ratatouille is excellent. 1.4404 0.06701 109 74 22 13
354 Tonight, the broccolini comes from a small farm on the N line. 1.4404 0.06309 109 71 28 10
355 You'll have to decide now. The chef is out of here on the 7:25. 1.4404 0.06034 109 69 32 8
356 Tonight's dinner specials will arrive at 7:58, 8:07, 8:16, and 8:23. If you wish to order the soufflé, it will arrive 8:47. 1.4404 0.06173 109 70 30 9
357 Did you want that to go? 1.4404 0.06309 109 71 28 10
358 You may wish to try our flattened chicken. 1.4404 0.06573 109 73 24 12
359 The rat serves two. 1.4404 0.06309 109 71 28 10
360 I can understand your frustration but I believe the phrase in Zagat was "authentic atmosphere".. 1.4404 0.06034 109 69 32 8
361 Sorry, but the express menu is not available at this stop. 1.4404 0.06034 109 69 32 8
362 The bathroom is to your left, to your right, and just behind you. 1.4404 0.06173 109 70 30 9
363 Espresso? This is a local stop 1.4404 0.06309 109 71 28 10
364 We'll have the 7:30 downtown pre-fixe - the 7:03 appetizer, the 7: 10 entree, the 7:22 dessert and our check at 7:27. 1.4404 0.06573 109 73 24 12
365 Everything you see here is local. 1.4404 0.06443 109 72 26 11
366 I would not recommend the ratatouille. 1.4404 0.06573 109 73 24 12
367 There is a 3 minute delay on the appetizers. 1.4404 0.06443 109 72 26 11
368 There, now youse guys aren't sitting near the bathroom no more. 1.4404 0.06950 109 76 18 15
369 The special today is ratatouille. 1.4404 0.06573 109 73 24 12
370 The catch of the day, sir? I'm pretty sure you'd rather not know. 1.4364 0.06776 110 76 20 14
371 I recommend the pigeon. They're locally raised. 1.4364 0.06130 110 71 30 9
372 Not free range per se, but caught on the express track. 1.4364 0.06396 110 73 26 11
373 Please be aware that the chef is operating on a holiday schedule. 1.4364 0.06130 110 71 30 9
374 May I suggest a sidecar to go with your commuter special? 1.4364 0.06130 110 71 30 9
375 It was free-range until it got creamed by the R. 1.4364 0.06265 110 72 28 10
376 The special tonight is our VERY fresh venison from track 27. 1.4364 0.06525 110 74 24 12
377 I suggest you hold off on the soufflé until the express passes. 1.4352 0.05775 108 67 35 6
378 If you'd like something raw, organic, and slow, 'The C Train' is popular. 1.4352 0.06870 108 75 19 14
379 Did you order a sidecar? 1.4352 0.06347 108 71 27 10
380 Have you tried our uptown location? 1.4352 0.06209 108 70 29 9
381 Are you waiting for the BMT or the BLT? 1.4352 0.06347 108 71 27 10
382 A bit gamey, but they are locally sourced and free range. 1.4352 0.06614 108 73 23 12
383 We offer our special sautéed, baked or third-rail grilled. 1.4352 0.06743 108 74 21 13
384 Can I recommend the third-rail seared scallops? 1.4352 0.06995 108 76 17 15
385 Well, how did you think it got from farm to table? 1.4352 0.06614 108 73 23 12
386 So that'll be one lo-cal and one express-o? 1.4352 0.06481 108 72 25 11
387 We are experiencing some delays, but expect to be serving shortly. 1.4352 0.06209 108 70 29 9
388 Your drinks will arrive. In four. Minutes. 1.4352 0.06068 108 69 31 8
389 Madame et Monsieur, you did say you wanted a table away from the kitchen ... 1.4352 0.06743 108 74 21 13
390 Welcome to the chew chew train. 1.4352 0.06614 108 73 23 12
391 What exactly is your "locally sourced meat"? 1.4352 0.06347 108 71 27 10
392 Could you hurry it up, folks? The second seating gets in at 9:03 sharp. 1.4352 0.06347 108 71 27 10
393 Of course we will gladly validate your token. 1.4352 0.06614 108 73 23 12
394 Sparkling, tap, or the curious ceiling drip from the uptown A? 1.4352 0.06614 108 73 23 12
395 We accept, cash, major credit cards and tokens. 1.4352 0.06347 108 71 27 10
396 The branzini is coated in panko crumbs and then lightly seared on the third rail. 1.4352 0.06209 108 70 29 9
397 Order right now, and I can have your entrées here at 5:15, your desserts at 5:19, and I can have you out of here at 5:23. 1.4352 0.06347 108 71 27 10
398 Everything comes with a side of grime. 1.4352 0.06743 108 74 21 13
399 Your drinks will arrive in 4 min. 1.4352 0.06481 108 72 25 11
400 You could go with the veal, but our track-to-table entrees are really the house specialty. 1.4352 0.06481 108 72 25 11
401 Gluten free? I'm afraid you are on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.4352 0.06614 108 73 23 12
402 Yes, the 6:47 is good, but personally I prefer the 7:02. 1.4312 0.06301 109 72 27 10
403 No! We don't serve Subway sandwiches. 1.4312 0.06693 109 75 21 13
404 Tonight's protein is locally sourced. 1.4312 0.06565 109 74 23 12
405 Visa or MetroCard only. 1.4299 0.06384 107 71 26 10
406 Ah yes, the Pigeon is an excellent choice! 1.4299 0.06521 107 72 24 11
407 This isn't even our worst table. 1.4299 0.06521 107 72 24 11
408 The chef recommends the ratatouille. 1.4299 0.06521 107 72 24 11
409 Sorry for the wait folks. It's been like Grand Central Station around here. 1.4299 0.06521 107 72 24 11
410 You know there's a take-out menu, right? 1.4299 0.05955 107 68 32 7
411 You did ask for a table not close to the kitchen, no? 1.4299 0.06384 107 71 26 10
412 The mushrooms are very fresh. They were grown in the tunnel at 24th street. 1.4299 0.06654 107 73 22 12
413 There may be a few others joining us. 1.4299 0.06521 107 72 24 11
414 Our filet of beef special comes seared on the third rail. 1.4299 0.06384 107 71 26 10
415 We had to stop serving cheese. 1.4299 0.06654 107 73 22 12
416 Perhaps you would prefer something from our express menu. 1.4299 0.06384 107 71 26 10
417 Yes, it IS regrettable that the city has banned sidewalk service. 1.4299 0.06101 107 69 30 8
418 I'd avoid the ratatouille. 1.4299 0.06654 107 73 22 12
419 Our specials this evening are the grilled sea bass at 7:49 and the linguini with clam sauce at 8:02. 1.4299 0.05805 107 67 34 6
420 Everything's local -- until 8:03 1.4299 0.06244 107 70 28 9
421 Validate your parking? 1.4245 0.06560 106 72 23 11
422 Tonight's Special will arrive in seven minutes. 1.4245 0.05987 106 68 31 7
423 The ratatouille is locally sourced. 1.4245 0.06135 106 69 29 8
424 . . and all the food is Local. 1.4245 0.06696 106 73 21 12
425 Actually Sir, everything is steamed here. 1.4245 0.06696 106 73 21 12
426 If you wanted faster service you should've come during rush hour. 1.4245 0.06560 106 72 23 11
427 The subway sandwich has proved to be popular 1.4245 0.06696 106 73 21 12
428 All meats are local raised and served track to table. 1.4245 0.06280 106 70 27 9
429 How about a nice Minute Steak? 1.4245 0.06280 106 70 27 9
430 I cannot recommend the ratatouille. 1.4245 0.06422 106 71 25 10
431 Would you like to hear about our Third-Rail Specials? 1.4245 0.06959 106 75 17 14
432 We passed by many times and the food always looked great ! 1.4245 0.06696 106 73 21 12
433 You need another three seconds to decide? 1.4245 0.05987 106 68 31 7
434 And a delicious possum that was hit by the 8 Train not 20 minutes ago. 1.4245 0.06959 106 75 17 14
435 There are no substitutions, but you can change at 59th street. 1.4245 0.06280 106 70 27 9
436 The A at the top of the menu is the train; the C in the corner is from the Health Department. 1.4245 0.06828 106 74 19 13
437 Will you both be having the express lunch today? 1.4245 0.05835 106 67 33 6
438 Well, let's just say it all tastes like chicken. 1.4245 0.06560 106 72 23 11
439 May I suggest an Absolut Train Wreck? 1.4245 0.06280 106 70 27 9
440 Surprisingly enough, we don't have a "to go" menu. 1.4245 0.06696 106 73 21 12
441 Welcome, to the original Subway 1.4245 0.06422 106 71 25 10
442 Orders are running on time, Sir. 1.4245 0.05835 106 67 33 6
443 Sorry, the sommelier ran out to get more brown paper bags. 1.4245 0.06422 106 71 25 10
444 Do you want to order now, or wait for the next menu? 1.4245 0.06422 106 71 25 10
445 Sub sandwich. Oh, I've never heard that one before. 1.4245 0.06560 106 72 23 11
446 All the rats on the menu are free range. 1.4245 0.06696 106 73 21 12
447 Please note our soufflé is experiencing a slight delay. 1.4245 0.05835 106 67 33 6
448 Welcome to the Conductor's table. 1.4231 0.06790 104 72 20 12
449 Trust me, your Martini will most assuredly been shaken. 1.4231 0.06216 104 68 28 8
450 May I recommend the tube steak? 1.4231 0.06216 104 68 28 8
451 The steaks arrive at 6:18, chicken at 6:23. 1.4231 0.06064 104 67 30 7
452 Your meal will arrive in 12 minutes. 1.4231 0.06364 104 69 26 9
453 Is this your first time dining at Vingt-Trois? 1.4231 0.06790 104 72 20 12
454 Yes , we do accept Metro - Cards . 1.4231 0.06651 104 71 22 11
455 Our new specials should be arriving in just a couple minutes 1.4231 0.06364 104 69 26 9
456 The next salmon arrives in 3 minutes. If you miss that one, there's another one in 11 minutes. 1.4231 0.06509 104 70 24 10
457 We can also make it to go. 1.4231 0.06064 104 67 30 7
458 Today's special is a half-eaten bag of honey-roasted peanuts. It's locally sourced. 1.4231 0.06790 104 72 20 12
459 May I recommend starting with the ear plugs 1.4231 0.05908 104 66 32 6
460 Yes, the squab is extremely fresh. 1.4231 0.06926 104 73 18 13
461 The ratatouille is very fresh. 1.4231 0.06509 104 70 24 10
462 So, then the maître d' says, 'Jimmy, you're working a new station tonight.' 1.4175 0.06401 103 69 25 9
463 The pigeon is exceptional and local 1.4175 0.06548 103 70 23 10
464 The next waiter is scheduled to arrive in 4 minutes. 1.4175 0.06401 103 69 25 9
465 Everything is local tonight. 1.4175 0.06548 103 70 23 10
466 ...and our freshly made salad arrives direct from the Union Square Greenmarket every seven minutes. 1.4175 0.06097 103 67 29 7
467 I suggest you forgo appetizers. The next seating is in 7 minutes. 1.4175 0.06833 103 72 19 12
468 Our special tonight will be about 15 minutes late. 1.4175 0.06548 103 70 23 10
469 I'll have the... I'm sorry I just lost my train of thought. 1.4175 0.06251 103 68 27 8
470 The bells and whistles are complimentary! 1.4175 0.06971 103 73 17 13
471 I'm sorry the free range chicken were run over by the downtown express. 1.4175 0.06548 103 70 23 10
472 Sorry, on weekends the brunch menu ends at West 4th. 1.4175 0.06548 103 70 23 10
473 Everything here, sir, is local. 1.4175 0.06548 103 70 23 10
474 I recommend the tube steak. 1.4175 0.06401 103 69 25 9
475 The chef recommends the pigeon. 1.4175 0.06833 103 72 19 12
476 I'd recommend the Amtrak Special, but it's running about four hours behind. 1.4175 0.06833 103 72 19 12
477 Fran realized her husband had finally lost his grip on the underground dining scene. 1.4175 0.06692 103 71 21 11
478 I recommend the No. 6. 1.4175 0.06097 103 67 29 7
479 No sir, there is no express service here. 1.4175 0.06548 103 70 23 10
480 May I suggest that you get your order in before the rush? 1.4175 0.06548 103 70 23 10
481 Tonight's special is running just a tad late. 1.4175 0.06548 103 70 23 10
482 ...and I'm sorry but the Island Duck with Warm Beet Salad is only available at 34th Street. 1.4175 0.06401 103 69 25 9
483 The sommelier will be with you in an estimated four minutes. 1.4175 0.05938 103 66 31 6
484 You have about fifteen seconds to tell me your order before I won't be able to hear it again. 1.4175 0.06251 103 68 27 8
485 I apologize, but the specials are running a little late today. 1.4175 0.05776 103 65 33 5
486 Would you like that early, on time or late? 1.4175 0.06097 103 67 29 7
487 The andouille sausage is locally sourced, from the 26th Street station. 1.4135 0.06497 104 71 23 10
488 That comes with the salad bar at 86th Street. 1.4135 0.06352 104 70 25 9
489 That's right, sir, everything is rail-to-table. 1.4118 0.06438 102 69 24 9
490 If you need to use the restroom, catch the train to 28th and then take a right. 1.4118 0.05969 102 66 30 6
491 Will you folks be ordering from the local or the express menu? 1.4118 0.06438 102 69 24 9
492 The special is due any minute. 1.4118 0.05969 102 66 30 6
493 I'm sorry sir, every table is by the bathroom. 1.4118 0.06733 102 71 20 11
494 Sandwich menu?! Where do you think you are, Subway? 1.4118 0.06438 102 69 24 9
495 Yes, we are the Original Subway restaurant. 1.4118 0.06588 102 70 22 10
496 Surprised you were able to find us. We're real underground 1.4078 0.06237 103 69 26 8
497 I suggest the three minute eggs. 1.4078 0.06680 103 72 20 11
498 ..."and our chef gently sears the grouper on the third rail..." 1.4078 0.06535 103 71 22 10
499 The concept of our restaurant is track-to-table. 1.4059 0.06163 101 67 27 7
500 Due to signal issues at 18th street, the fettuccine Alfredo is running with delays. 1.4059 0.06476 101 69 23 9
501 The chocolate souffle needs to be preordered because it's coming from Queens. 1.4059 0.06476 101 69 23 9
502 If you order in the next three minutes, you'll avoid the rush. 1.4059 0.06476 101 69 23 9
503 We have an excellent prime rib arriving from Union Station at 7:09 1.4059 0.06163 101 67 27 7
504 We tend to get busy every six to eight minutes. 1.4059 0.06163 101 67 27 7
505 The filet is served rare at 5:20 medium at 5:24 and well done at 5:27. 1.4059 0.06163 101 67 27 7
506 We'll both take the No. 1. 1.4059 0.06163 101 67 27 7
507 Yes, we understand you have theatre tickets 1.4059 0.06775 101 71 19 11
508 Rare. medium, well, third rail? 1.4059 0.06775 101 71 19 11
509 It is cooked to perfection on the third rail. 1.4059 0.06321 101 68 25 8
510 I'm afraid it's only a matter of time before this place catches on with the bridge and tunnel crowd. 1.4059 0.06476 101 69 23 9
511 I don't recommend the ratatouille. 1.4059 0.06476 101 69 23 9
512 Yes, sir, but you pay for the ambiance. 1.4059 0.06476 101 69 23 9
513 Relax, every restaurant has rats. 1.4059 0.05660 101 64 33 4
514 Yes, all of the meat dishes we serve are track-to-table 1.4059 0.05482 101 63 35 3
515 Your food should be here any minute 1.4059 0.06321 101 68 25 8
516 I would avoid the flattened chicken. 1.4059 0.06775 101 71 19 11
517 The specials are nice, but most people come here for number 6. 1.4059 0.06163 101 67 27 7
518 The 8:43 lobster is excellent, but might I also suggest the 8:51 filet mignon? 1.4059 0.06919 101 72 17 12
519 The rat tonight is both local and free-range. 1.4059 0.06627 101 70 21 10
520 I recommend the clam chowder. It's only two stops away. 1.4059 0.06000 101 66 29 6
521 It was this or the table by the door. 1.4059 0.06000 101 66 29 6
522 Apologies for the wait. I had lost my train of thought 1.4059 0.06476 101 69 23 9
523 We have the best fare in the city. 1.4059 0.06163 101 67 27 7
524 No, Ma'am, I'm sorry, the bucket drummers don't come on until rush hour. 1.4059 0.06476 101 69 23 9
525 I guess the table by the bathroom was taken. 1.4059 0.06627 101 70 21 10
526 The polenta special left at 10:02. 1.4059 0.06627 101 70 21 10
527 Still, sparkling, or half-empty and rolling up and down the aisle? 1.4059 0.06775 101 71 19 11
528 Our sommelier is playing his guitar at the 14th St. station right now, but I know he likes the rosé. 1.4059 0.06476 101 69 23 9
529 I should warn you that the nearest open bathroom is two stops away. 1.4059 0.06321 101 68 25 8
530 All of our items are delivered fresh every 3-5 minutes. 1.4059 0.06000 101 66 29 6
531 I'm sorry but the pre-theatre menu is only available on the uptown side. 1.4059 0.06000 101 66 29 6
532 You said first available. 1.4059 0.06476 101 69 23 9
533 I'm afraid you missed the local menu, we're just serving express now. 1.4059 0.05832 101 65 31 5
534 So this is what you meant by "cool new underground" restaurant. 1.4059 0.06321 101 68 25 8
535 I recommend the Chatanooga Chew Chew . . . nothing could be finer. 1.4059 0.06919 101 72 17 12
536 It's very tender. We've had it on Track B all day. 1.4059 0.06775 101 71 19 11
537 You just missed the crowd. 1.4020 0.06115 102 68 27 7
538 I am sorry, but the cheese trolley is delayed at 34th Street. 1.4000 0.06513 100 69 22 9
539 I'm sorry sir, our weekend service is limited. 1.4000 0.06356 100 68 24 8
540 Due to scheduled track maintenance on the A Line northbound, expect delays on the Tuna Tartare. 1.4000 0.06513 100 69 22 9
541 I'm sorry, madam, but our Express Lunch is only available at the 14th Street or 34th Street stations. 1.4000 0.06195 100 67 26 7
542 The flounder comes in fresh at 7:18, the scrod at 7:25. 1.4000 0.06816 100 71 18 11
543 Sorry, we don't accept subway tokens. 1.4000 0.06513 100 69 22 9
544 All our food is delivered fresh, about every 10 minutes. 1.4000 0.06195 100 67 26 7
545 The house red has been described as insouciant, yet punctual. 1.4000 0.06356 100 68 24 8
546 The chef will be arriving at 6:02. 1.4000 0.06356 100 68 24 8
547 Perhaps you'd like to see our express menu. 1.4000 0.06513 100 69 22 9
548 If nothing on the menu interests you perhaps you would like to see our vending selections? 1.4000 0.06195 100 67 26 7
549 And I am happy to validate your turnstile swipe when you leave. 1.4000 0.06356 100 68 24 8
550 I don't mean to rush you, but the kitchen car arrives in five minutes 1.4000 0.05860 100 65 30 5
551 I assure you our Third Rail cocktail will not disappoint. 1.4000 0.06356 100 68 24 8
552 See, I told you I could get us a table. 1.4000 0.07385 100 75 10 15
553 Peering down the tunnel will NOT make me come to your table any faster. 1.4000 0.06816 100 71 18 11
554 We import our sausage from the Canal Street station in Little Italy. 1.4000 0.06195 100 67 26 7
555 If you just want a sandwich, you should go to the other subway. 1.4000 0.06963 100 72 16 12
556 Transfers are only good for desserts. 1.4000 0.06030 100 66 28 6
557 We won't know what the Fish Du Jour is until the 5:18 arrives. 1.4000 0.06667 100 70 20 10
558 We describe ourselves as an underground culinary movement. 1.4000 0.06963 100 72 16 12
559 All I ever hear is 'I have a train to catch'. 1.4000 0.06195 100 67 26 7
560 If you wanted faster service, you should have gone to 14th, 34th or 42nd. 1.4000 0.06195 100 67 26 7
561 You'll have a table window every eleven minutes or so. 1.4000 0.06513 100 69 22 9
562 For a faster meal, you can change courses at 14th Street. 1.4000 0.06356 100 68 24 8
563 Due to police activity your meals will be served north of 72nd Street. 1.4000 0.06667 100 70 20 10
564 No, you can't get it 'to go' 1.4000 0.06667 100 70 20 10
565 It's already 7:58, I'd recommend something from the express menu. 1.4000 0.05860 100 65 30 5
566 During rush hour, our restaurant is standing room only. 1.4000 0.06195 100 67 26 7
567 Our special tonight is a subway sandwich. 1.4000 0.06513 100 69 22 9
568 Will you be ordering from the Uptown or Downtown menu? 1.4000 0.06513 100 69 22 9
569 The Pinot pairs nicely with the 4:25, but may I recommend the Malbec for the 4:50? 1.4000 0.06030 100 66 28 6
570 We do offer half-bottles for those on a tight schedule. 1.4000 0.06356 100 68 24 8
571 "You are correct, Sir, It is our Fast Food menu...". 1.4000 0.06513 100 69 22 9
572 Nearly all of the entrees are delayed. 1.4000 0.06356 100 68 24 8
573 Would you like to hear about our schedules? 1.4000 0.06513 100 69 22 9
574 The oysters are super fresh...they'll be arriving on the 6:03 1.4000 0.06513 100 69 22 9
575 The pork loin is experiencing extensive delays. 1.4000 0.06195 100 67 26 7
576 The steak will arrive on the 4:45, but if you want the shrimp, you'll have to wait for the 5:15. 1.4000 0.06513 100 69 22 9
577 Have you transferred with us before? 1.4000 0.06356 100 68 24 8
578 Will your guests be arriving soon? 1.3960 0.06147 101 68 26 7
579 I recommend the choo choo platter. 1.3939 0.06706 99 70 19 10
580 It reduces overhead, eliminates the need for valet parking, and our ingredients arrive fresh every 15 minutes. 1.3939 0.06228 99 67 25 7
581 The mushrooms are grown locally. 1.3939 0.06061 99 66 27 6
582 When you said this was a 'new underground restaurant', you weren't kidding. 1.3939 0.06228 99 67 25 7
583 May I recommend the Third Rail Filet? It's very fresh and seared to perfection. 1.3939 0.06551 99 69 21 9
584 May I recommend the track of lamb? 1.3939 0.06551 99 69 21 9
585 Sorry, you're not at my station 1.3939 0.06551 99 69 21 9
586 We serve the slow food menu on the Express platform. Go figure. 1.3939 0.06061 99 66 27 6
587 Our Express menu is very popular. 1.3939 0.05337 99 62 35 2
588 Would you like flies with that? 1.3939 0.06551 99 69 21 9
589 Sorry, the crab dip doesn’t stop here on weekends. 1.3939 0.06706 99 70 19 10
590 Not many tourists know us, we're pretty underground. 1.3939 0.06228 99 67 25 7
591 Our concept is to be more urban and less urbane. 1.3939 0.06228 99 67 25 7
592 It tastes like chicken, except for the tail. 1.3939 0.07153 99 73 13 13
593 Wonderful. Yet another wise guy with a ratatouille joke. 1.3939 0.06858 99 71 17 11
594 This is the original before we became a chain. 1.3939 0.06858 99 71 17 11
595 We also have a take-out option if you think your train might be on time. 1.3939 0.06228 99 67 25 7
596 First course is expected in exactly 3 minutes. 1.3939 0.06858 99 71 17 11
597 If you plan on catching the express I recommend medium rare. 1.3939 0.06228 99 67 25 7
598 May I suggest the "Third-Rail Grilled Surprise" 1.3939 0.07007 99 72 15 12
599 Nope, I'm just a crazy homeless guy in an apron. Got any spare change? 1.3939 0.06858 99 71 17 11
600 Sorry but the appetizers left eight minutes ago. 1.3939 0.06392 99 68 23 8
601 We're a track-to-table restaurant - everything comes fresh off the third rail. 1.3939 0.06228 99 67 25 7
602 Unfortunately our sommelier will be delayed due to mechanical problems. 1.3939 0.06392 99 68 23 8
603 I assume this will be to go. 1.3939 0.06551 99 69 21 9
604 I would stay away from the catch of the day. 1.3939 0.06706 99 70 19 10
605 When you sign a contract to open a Subway Restaurant, first be sure to read the fine print. 1.3939 0.06392 99 68 23 8
606 Shaken, not stirred? I think we can do that. 1.3939 0.06392 99 68 23 8
607 I apologize for the inconvenience. The dining car was eliminated in the last round of budget cuts. 1.3939 0.06706 99 70 19 10
608 Our culinary approach is turnstile to table. 1.3939 0.06392 99 68 23 8
609 May I recommend the Chattanooga Chew-Chew? 1.3939 0.06061 99 66 27 6
610 Sir, our rat is always fresh, never frozen. 1.3939 0.06551 99 69 21 9
611 The Public Health Department inspector will never find us here. That's why. 1.3939 0.06551 99 69 21 9
612 No sir, you're thinking of the other Subway. 1.3939 0.06551 99 69 21 9
613 And how, madam, would you like the little creature cooked? 1.3939 0.06061 99 66 27 6
614 So, how are we fixed for time? 1.3939 0.06858 99 71 17 11
615 The Express Lunch is available only at 34th Street. 1.3939 0.06551 99 69 21 9
616 I saw a rat carrying a slice of pizza... that looked good. 1.3939 0.07007 99 72 15 12
617 Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway Bistro 1.3939 0.06392 99 68 23 8
618 We’re known for our ratatouille. 1.3939 0.07007 99 72 15 12
619 Our special today is the Chatanooga Chew Chew. 1.3939 0.06706 99 70 19 10
620 I recommend the Third Rail Special. It's to die for. 1.3939 0.06551 99 69 21 9
621 Would you like to hear about our fast track specials? 1.3939 0.06061 99 66 27 6
622 Your food should pull into your table at 4:15. 1.3939 0.06228 99 67 25 7
623 Take your time; our chef won’t arrive until 5:37. 1.3939 0.06706 99 70 19 10
624 We don't have sandwiches--you're thinking of a different Subway. 1.3939 0.06858 99 71 17 11
625 I suppose you want this to go? 1.3918 0.06313 97 66 24 7
626 I'm not going to lie, we have had previous noise complaints at table 23. 1.3918 0.05591 97 62 32 3
627 Good evening. I'll be your waiter and conductor tonight. 1.3918 0.06313 97 66 24 7
628 After your appetizer, you'll pick up your entree at Grand Central Station. 1.3918 0.06645 97 68 20 9
629 The Third Rail Braised Coq au Vin cannot be found elsewhere and might be of particular interest. 1.3918 0.06960 97 70 16 11
630 Sorry, our cuisine is Subterranean, not Mediterranean. But you'll love the atmosphere. 1.3918 0.06141 97 65 26 6
631 And for tonight's special, we have a delicious, locally-sourced Ratatouille. 1.3918 0.06804 97 69 18 10
632 I'm afraid the maître d' has a rather long memory. 1.3918 0.07262 97 72 12 13
633 Sometimes we've even got live music sir 1.3918 0.06481 97 67 22 8
634 I've never tasted that dish, sir, but I'm sure it has a smoky, slightly metallic flavor. 1.3918 0.06645 97 68 20 9
635 Yes ma'am. Everything on the menu is directly farm to platform. 1.3918 0.06481 97 67 22 8
636 Sorry for the delay folks, the chef should be here any minute. 1.3918 0.06141 97 65 26 6
637 May I suggest something from the express menu? 1.3918 0.06141 97 65 26 6
638 The Catch of the Day ought to be here any minute. 1.3918 0.06645 97 68 20 9
639 Your meal will be here any minute now. 1.3918 0.06960 97 70 16 11
640 No, we don't offer an express lunch. This is a local station. If you want the express lunch you have to cross over to the other side and take the train back to Union Square. 1.3918 0.06804 97 69 18 10
641 That comes with a salad and your choice of earplugs or a tranquilizer. 1.3918 0.06141 97 65 26 6
642 Welcome to Meals on Wheels. 1.3918 0.06313 97 66 24 7
643 If you order the chocolate souffle now, you will have just enough time to make the 9:17pm to Larchmont. 1.3918 0.06141 97 65 26 6
644 May I recommend the Rat-atouille? 1.3918 0.06804 97 69 18 10
645 Take your time; the next reservation is at 8:17. 1.3918 0.06960 97 70 16 11
646 "I hope you don't mind paying beforehand, we've had a problem with 'dine and dash' 1.3918 0.06645 97 68 20 9
647 Yes, the ratatouille is very fresh. 1.3918 0.06960 97 70 16 11
648 A sandwich with flatbread? That can be arranged. 1.3918 0.06645 97 68 20 9
649 Of course the fish is fresh... it takes the Bx6 from the New Fulton Fish Market, then transfers to the 2 and then the 1 to arrive at the platform. 1.3918 0.06804 97 69 18 10
650 Sorry, you don't have a few minutes. 1.3918 0.06481 97 67 22 8
651 Your martinis will come shaken, not stirred 1.3918 0.05963 97 64 28 5
652 All of our specials are caught fresh daily, pretty much within eyeshot of where you're sitting now. 1.3918 0.07113 97 71 14 12
653 First time at FARM TO TUNNEL? 1.3918 0.06804 97 69 18 10
654 If you wanted fast food, you should have taken the express. 1.3918 0.06804 97 69 18 10
655 Can I start you folks off with one of our signature muggings? 1.3918 0.05780 97 63 30 4
656 This neighborhood is so authentic. 1.3918 0.06960 97 70 16 11
657 It's almost 4 p.m. Would you like to see the rush hour menu? 1.3918 0.06481 97 67 22 8
658 How would like your steaks? Rare will arrive at 6:10, medium at 6:17 and well done at 6:23? 1.3918 0.06481 97 67 22 8
659 I's sorry there are no sandwiches on this menu... that's the other Subway... 1.3918 0.06804 97 69 18 10
660 Your salad will be here at 6:08, and your entree should arrive on the Midtown at 7:12. Dessert could be delayed due to a signal malfunction. 1.3918 0.06313 97 66 24 7
661 Due to an earlier incident, the cheese platter is no longer available. 1.3878 0.06427 98 68 22 8
662 All ingredients are local and delivered every 7 minutes 1.3878 0.05916 98 65 28 5
663 Welcome to our pop-up restaurant. The chef will be arriving at 3:06. 1.3878 0.06589 98 69 20 9
664 All of our ingredients are delivered fresh - every 20 minutes..... 1.3878 0.06091 98 66 26 6
665 Don't get the Ratatouille 1.3854 0.06517 96 67 21 8
666 An 18% service charge will be added to your MetroCard. 1.3854 0.06347 96 66 23 7
667 Absolutely. Everything here is local. 1.3854 0.06517 96 67 21 8
668 We serve excellent local fare. 1.3854 0.06517 96 67 21 8
669 Your water will be here in four minutes. 1.3854 0.06517 96 67 21 8
670 Only a true optimist would order the souffle for desert. 1.3854 0.06517 96 67 21 8
671 I don't think you have time for appetizers. 1.3854 0.05992 96 64 27 5
672 You would think, but no, we don't have an express lunch at this location. 1.3854 0.05992 96 64 27 5
673 Everything on the menu was caught down here. 1.3854 0.06517 96 67 21 8
674 Catch of the Day? I'll be checking under the 6 train in just a few moments. 1.3854 0.07004 96 70 15 11
675 May I recomend moving to another cartoon? 1.3854 0.07004 96 70 15 11
676 Your sommelier should be arriving any minute. 1.3854 0.06517 96 67 21 8
677 No... you can't pay in tokens! 1.3854 0.06517 96 67 21 8
678 I recommend the pigeon. 1.3854 0.06517 96 67 21 8
679 Tonight we have a 7:30 that's excellent, but the 8:15 is off the rails. 1.3854 0.06517 96 67 21 8
680 Do you want to start with some maps? 1.3854 0.06347 96 66 23 7
681 Your orders should be arriving momentarily. 1.3854 0.06347 96 66 23 7
682 Ironically, we do not have ratatouille. 1.3854 0.06517 96 67 21 8
683 After the cease and desist letter, we renamed them Metro sandwiches. 1.3854 0.06347 96 66 23 7
684 Your martini will be automatically shaken in 2 minutes 1.3854 0.06172 96 65 25 6
685 I'll come back for your order after I take care of the table at 14th Street Station. 1.3854 0.06172 96 65 25 6
686 The Sauvignon Blanc, excellent- and if you want a violinist, we can quickly get someone down here from Penn Station. 1.3854 0.06846 96 69 17 10
687 The menu font is graffiti, sir. Track 23 strives for authenticity. 1.3854 0.06172 96 65 25 6
688 No , you won't see any prices there, sir . Those are the train schedules . 1.3854 0.07159 96 71 13 12
689 You said you didn't want to be seated by the kitchen. 1.3854 0.05992 96 64 27 5
690 Might I suggest the subway sandwich? 1.3854 0.06347 96 66 23 7
691 Yes, Farm-to-Table. Via the 6. 1.3854 0.06684 96 68 19 9
692 Are you celebrating a special occasion tonight? 1.3854 0.06684 96 68 19 9
693 I hear the 3rd rail-seared New York Strip is excellent tonight. 1.3838 0.06374 99 69 22 8
694 Will sir be using Visa or MetroCard? 1.3789 0.06381 95 66 22 7
695 Tonight's special is bruised shoulder of inattentive lamb. 1.3789 0.06554 95 67 20 8
696 I don't recommend the soufflé given the vibration. 1.3789 0.06723 95 68 18 9
697 The chef recommends pairing everything with a dirty martini. 1.3789 0.06554 95 67 20 8
698 While you're waiting for the rest of your flash mob, could I get you an appetizer? 1.3789 0.06381 95 66 22 7
699 Welcome to Subway's flagship store 1.3789 0.06381 95 66 22 7
700 Alex stepped on the third rail. I'll be your waiter tonight. 1.3789 0.06020 95 64 26 5
701 May I suggest a Manhattan? 1.3789 0.06723 95 68 18 9
702 We offer a local and express menu 1.3789 0.06381 95 66 22 7
703 The couple at the 14th Street station said the halibut was delicious. 1.3789 0.06554 95 67 20 8
704 You may chose to have dessert at the next stop. 1.3789 0.05635 95 62 30 3
705 Following an earlier incident, the veal is running with delays. 1.3789 0.06381 95 66 22 7
706 Your appetizer will arrive in approximately 14 minutes. 1.3789 0.06203 95 65 24 6
707 Hello, and welcome to Subway. 1.3789 0.06723 95 68 18 9
708 Everything on the menu is sourced within three stops, no transfers. 1.3789 0.07048 95 70 14 11
709 I thought you said "Mediterranean," not "subterranean." 1.3789 0.06381 95 66 22 7
710 I'd recommend the pigeon. It's the freshest in town. 1.3789 0.06723 95 68 18 9
711 Tonight's dinner entertainment will be a vagrant singing popular Adele songs for spare change. 1.3789 0.06381 95 66 22 7
712 I recommend the third rail grilling. 1.3789 0.06723 95 68 18 9
713 Take your time, the train is always late. 1.3789 0.05831 95 63 28 4
714 May I suggest minute steak? 1.3789 0.06020 95 64 26 5
715 We're trying to redefine a drive-through 1.3789 0.06554 95 67 20 8
716 Beef Wellington? Twice daily at 9:45 and 6:15. 1.3789 0.06554 95 67 20 8
717 We get mostly locals. 1.3789 0.06554 95 67 20 8
718 I'm sorry, but we don't validate parking. 1.3789 0.06723 95 68 18 9
719 I'm Jerry, I'll be your waiter until the uptown train arrives. 1.3789 0.06554 95 67 20 8
720 When you said you booked a meal ONLINE I didn't expect this. 1.3789 0.06887 95 69 16 10
721 All our food is locally sourced. It is New York's first track-to-table restaurant 1.3789 0.06723 95 68 18 9
722 Due to signal problems at 33rd Street, your appetizers are running with delays. We apologize for any inconvenience. 1.3789 0.06381 95 66 22 7
723 That only comes shaken, not stirred. 1.3789 0.06554 95 67 20 8
724 And if you pay with your Metrocard, dessert's free. 1.3789 0.06203 95 65 24 6
725 The gravy train is running 10 minutes late, I'm afraid. 1.3789 0.06723 95 68 18 9
726 And the special is whatever hit the third rail. 1.3789 0.06887 95 69 16 10
727 I was thinking Mediterranean, not subterranean 1.3789 0.06203 95 65 24 6
728 Yes, the confit de rat is sublime and locally sourced, naturally. 1.3789 0.06381 95 66 22 7
729 Our ingredients are all local, but the service is express. 1.3789 0.06381 95 66 22 7
730 May I suggest our signature subway sandwich? 1.3789 0.06020 95 64 26 5
731 Are you folks familiar with the train-to-table movement? 1.3789 0.06723 95 68 18 9
732 Just between you and me: I'd highly recommend the bottled water. 1.3789 0.06020 95 64 26 5
733 Your drinks will arrive in five minutes, your salad in eight.... 1.3789 0.06020 95 64 26 5
734 Ratatouille IS today's fresh catch. 1.3789 0.07048 95 70 14 11
735 Evenings and weekends everything is local. 1.3789 0.06554 95 67 20 8
736 Let me tell you about our three specials...We have the Atchison, Topeka and the Santa Fe. 1.3789 0.06554 95 67 20 8
737 May I suggest a bottle of our 2007 Napa Cabernet served in a 2016 paper bag? 1.3789 0.06554 95 67 20 8
738 Sorry. No Oysters Rockefeller before 42nd Street. 1.3789 0.06020 95 64 26 5
739 I suggest something quick. 1.3789 0.06381 95 66 22 7
740 I must inform you that you may only have one carrion. 1.3789 0.06723 95 68 18 9
741 And yes, all food items on the menu are locally sourced and arrive here about every 10 minutes. 1.3789 0.06723 95 68 18 9
742 We could move you to an outdoor table on the el. 1.3789 0.06203 95 65 24 6
743 If you don't like local fare, we also have an express menu. 1.3789 0.06020 95 64 26 5
744 Yes, number one and number six are local. 1.3789 0.06887 95 69 16 10
745 If you're feeling adventurous, may I suggest the catch of the day? 1.3789 0.06887 95 69 16 10
746 Your drinks are delayed due to a police investigation at 34th Street. 1.3789 0.06723 95 68 18 9
747 I'm still in training. 1.3750 0.06826 96 70 16 10
748 Every day our lobster rides in fresh from Brooklyn. 1.3750 0.06497 96 68 20 8
749 The special is ratatouille. 1.3750 0.06985 96 71 14 11
750 Welcome to dinner theater. Tonight's show will be "a streetcar named desire". 1.3750 0.06326 96 67 22 7
751 No,I am not the bus boy. 1.3750 0.06326 96 67 22 7
752 Everything we serve is local. 1.3750 0.06326 96 67 22 7
753 Your food is scheduled to arrive at 4:17. 1.3723 0.06233 94 65 23 6
754 Sorry for the wait sir, but the express tables are out of service. 1.3723 0.05855 94 63 27 4
755 According to Zagat, we're a popular local stop. 1.3723 0.06590 94 67 19 8
756 If you're not in a hurry, I have some lovely halibut arriving on the 6:15. 1.3723 0.05855 94 63 27 4
757 So, all at once, or would you prefer the appetizers at 42nd and the entrees at 86th? 1.3723 0.06047 94 64 25 5
758 Our menu is sourced locally by the 6 train, and expressly by the 4 and 5. 1.3723 0.06762 94 68 17 9
759 We just call it a sandwich down here. 1.3723 0.06414 94 66 21 7
760 Expressavores eat here. Locavores are across the tracks. 1.3723 0.06590 94 67 19 8
761 Sir, down here we just refer to it as 'a sandwich'. 1.3723 0.06590 94 67 19 8
762 Still think I needed a tie? 1.3723 0.07251 94 71 11 12
763 Naturally, all ingredients served on this platform are local. 1.3723 0.06414 94 66 21 7
764 Sir, all of our signature martinis are shaken, never stirred. 1.3723 0.05855 94 63 27 4
765 Our sommelier is out but we are bringing in a wino from Fulton Street 1.3723 0.06590 94 67 19 8
766 I would try something else. The No. 4 has been intermittent all weekend. 1.3723 0.06414 94 66 21 7
767 Our ratatouille is locally sourced and at the peak of freshness. 1.3723 0.06929 94 69 15 10
768 May I see your Metro Cards? 1.3723 0.06414 94 66 21 7
769 Good evening. I will be your waiter until downtown express service is restored. 1.3723 0.06047 94 64 25 5
770 I told you to read the coupon's fine print... 1.3723 0.06590 94 67 19 8
771 Your drinks will be here any moment. 1.3723 0.06762 94 68 17 9
772 Tonight's special is delayed service. 1.3723 0.06233 94 65 23 6
773 Your next course will be arriving in six minutes 1.3723 0.06414 94 66 21 7
774 The "Catch of the Day" will arrive in 48 seconds. 1.3723 0.06414 94 66 21 7
775 Appetizers at 7:34, Entrees 7:48 1.3723 0.06233 94 65 23 6
776 All items are served a la car. 1.3723 0.06590 94 67 19 8
777 Our special tonight is the third rail quail. 1.3723 0.06590 94 67 19 8
778 Are you familiar with our farm to platform concept? 1.3723 0.06233 94 65 23 6
779 I love platform-to-table. 1.3723 0.06762 94 68 17 9
780 And how will you be paying today, cash or MetroCard? 1.3723 0.06233 94 65 23 6
781 Your wine will arrive in two minutes. Your salads are delayed by the dispatcher and will take eight. 1.3723 0.05855 94 63 27 4
782 We're a track to table restaurant. 1.3723 0.06762 94 68 17 9
783 Would you like that to go? 1.3723 0.06414 94 66 21 7
784 Your dinners will be arriving in two minutes. 1.3723 0.06047 94 64 25 5
785 It's all local. 1.3723 0.06233 94 65 23 6
786 I'm sorry, this track is for express diners only. 1.3723 0.05656 94 62 29 3
787 Sorry, the dining car was full. 1.3723 0.06590 94 67 19 8
788 It’s quiet now, but the dinner rush really hits at 6:30, 6:35, 6:41, 6:51… 1.3723 0.06590 94 67 19 8
789 For sure it's better than airline food! 1.3723 0.06414 94 66 21 7
790 As you can see, our prices are fare. 1.3723 0.06233 94 65 23 6
791 I'd recommend takeout. 1.3723 0.05855 94 63 27 4
792 Something zesty, sir? Might I suggest the Third Rail Special. 1.3723 0.06233 94 65 23 6
793 Due to an earlier incident on 57th Street, we do not have the salmon tonight. 1.3723 0.06762 94 68 17 9
794 If you prefer something from the local menu, another waiter will be arriving in .....four minutes. 1.3711 0.06099 97 67 24 6
795 Honestly, the view is no different from the other side of the tracks. 1.3684 0.06359 95 67 21 7
796 You know we are both Michelin and MTA rated.... 1.3684 0.06359 95 67 21 7
797 Due to maintenance we are operating with a limited menu today. 1.3684 0.05996 95 65 25 5
798 May I suggest the beef boullion at 10:38 or the veal picatta at 11:03? 1.3684 0.06359 95 67 21 7
799 And may I recommend our sushi? It's brought in fresh approximately every 3 minutes. 1.3684 0.06359 95 67 21 7
800 I would recommend our subway sandwiches. 1.3684 0.06702 95 69 17 9
801 Everything we serve is 'rail to table'. 1.3684 0.06180 95 66 23 6
802 All of our ingredients are local. 1.3684 0.06702 95 69 17 9
803 Today's special is slfmgrekdngrn with xcjndjs sakfsdqk on a bed of qskdjfiwsf. 1.3684 0.07028 95 71 13 11
804 I'm sorry. Oysters are only available at 42 Street. 1.3684 0.06532 95 68 19 8
805 Today's special is minute steak 1.3656 0.05879 93 63 26 4
806 No sandwiches! What does this look like, a Subway? 1.3656 0.06801 93 68 16 9
807 Tonight's special arrives in six minutes. 1.3656 0.06074 93 64 24 5
808 Everything we serve is sourced locally. 1.3656 0.06801 93 68 16 9
809 We hope to be moving shortly. 1.3656 0.06627 93 67 18 8
810 The special today our subway sandwich. 1.3656 0.06970 93 69 14 10
811 Welcome to the underground economy. 1.3656 0.06264 93 65 22 6
812 The earplugs are always an excellent choice. 1.3656 0.05879 93 63 26 4
813 Welcome to Subway. The circumstances of our last spokesperson has forced us underground. 1.3656 0.06801 93 68 16 9
814 May I suggest the subway sandwich? 1.3656 0.06627 93 67 18 8
815 I'm sorry, sardines are only available during rush hour. 1.3656 0.06627 93 67 18 8
816 Your dessert just left Brooklyn. It's scheduled to arrive at 7:38 pm. 1.3656 0.06448 93 66 20 7
817 No sir, we don't have five dollar foot longs. I think you're confusing us with another establishment. 1.3656 0.06970 93 69 14 10
818 Yes, the steak can be served rare, medium, or on time. 1.3656 0.06264 93 65 22 6
819 Today's special is seared to perfection, right on the third rail. 1.3656 0.06264 93 65 22 6
820 We'll have a fresh fish special in 4 1/2 minutes. 1.3656 0.06264 93 65 22 6
821 I call this Fred's of Paris because Subway is already taken. 1.3656 0.06801 93 68 16 9
822 May I recommend our express menu? 1.3656 0.05879 93 63 26 4
823 No, this is not Subway. 1.3656 0.06264 93 65 22 6
824 Don't worry, I will inform the chef that you have a train to catch! 1.3656 0.06448 93 66 20 7
825 Sorry, our prix fixe special is only available at express stops. 1.3656 0.06627 93 67 18 8
826 If you're not completely satisfied with your meal, you can take F-train on the house. 1.3656 0.06627 93 67 18 8
827 The chef recommends ear plugs. 1.3656 0.05677 93 62 28 3
828 All of our ingredients are delivered by the Local, except the coffee, which comes Expresso. 1.3656 0.06627 93 67 18 8
829 We're a different kind of Subway. 1.3656 0.06264 93 65 22 6
830 The Specials don't arrive until 8.15. 1.3656 0.06264 93 65 22 6
831 I'm sorry, but the Express Menu is not available at this location. 1.3656 0.06448 93 66 20 7
832 The risotto will arrive on the 8:10, track two, and the mango salad on the 8:20, track three. 1.3656 0.05879 93 63 26 4
833 I'm Antonio and I will keep track of your order. 1.3656 0.06448 93 66 20 7
834 If you're in the mood for Italian, might I recommend the downtown Number 6 train to Spring Street? 1.3656 0.06627 93 67 18 8
835 Fresh-caught and free-range, yes. Organic, probably not. 1.3656 0.06264 93 65 22 6
836 If you like the atmosphere, you'll love our food. 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
837 Good evening. Welcome to Subway. 1.3626 0.07078 91 68 13 10
838 Might I suggest the "Three Minute Egg"? 1.3626 0.05745 91 61 27 3
839 Of course, our signature dish is ratatouille. 1.3626 0.06724 91 66 17 8
840 This is our outbound menu. 1.3626 0.06351 91 64 21 6
841 The ratatouille was prepared in-house. 1.3626 0.05954 91 62 25 4
842 Deep rumbling awakens deep flavors. 1.3626 0.06540 91 65 19 7
843 That's not the wine list, it is the subway schedule. 1.3626 0.06351 91 64 21 6
844 I'm sorry sir. For soufflé, exit at 34th street and transfer to the local platform. 1.3626 0.06724 91 66 17 8
845 I don't recommend the fresh catch. 1.3626 0.06540 91 65 19 7
846 You two aren't the first couple to prefer the sound of screeching metal over your spouse's voice. 1.3626 0.06540 91 65 19 7
847 We're trying a new platform. 1.3626 0.06156 91 63 23 5
848 Our special is always the Minute Steak. 1.3626 0.06351 91 64 21 6
849 Here or To Go? 1.3626 0.07078 91 68 13 10
850 Welcome to Subway. 1.3626 0.06540 91 65 19 7
851 So you want locally sourced food … our spécialité: Rat au touille! 1.3626 0.06904 91 67 15 9
852 Oh yes sir F is both our health score and the train line! 1.3626 0.05954 91 62 25 4
853 On page two you'll find our five-second rule disclaimer. 1.3626 0.06351 91 64 21 6
854 Yes. All of our dishes are prepared on the premises using only fresh, local ingredients. 1.3626 0.06904 91 67 15 9
855 May I suggest the 9:30? 1.3626 0.06351 91 64 21 6
856 This is the quietest table we have. 1.3626 0.05954 91 62 25 4
857 Oh, sorry, can you give us a few more minutes I got sidetracked . 1.3626 0.05745 91 61 27 3
858 Yes, sir, the food does take longer to arrive at your table, but remember that sourcing it locally means that unfortunately, it has to make every stop. 1.3626 0.06724 91 66 17 8
859 Our desserts are lo-cal and our coffee is express-o. 1.3626 0.06351 91 64 21 6
860 Yes ma'am, everything is locally sourced and sustainable. 1.3617 0.06739 94 69 16 9
861 Madam, everything here is local. 1.3617 0.06567 94 68 18 8
862 No substitutions...this isn't Subway. 1.3617 0.07230 94 72 10 12
863 Not on the menu tonite is the L Train Sandwich which will be off the menu for the next 18 months. 1.3608 0.06250 97 69 21 7
864 Appetizers and salads will arrive at this station in 4 minutes. 1.3587 0.06294 92 65 21 6
865 Local fare only, I'm afraid. 1.3556 0.06762 90 66 16 8
866 The cedar-planked salmon will arrive on the 7:34; but the grilled lobster tails won't be here until the 8:11. 1.3556 0.06574 90 65 18 7
867 First of all, congratulations on winning New Yorker's "Dine Underground" contest. Second, you have 9 minutes to order and eat your appetizer before the A train takes you to your soup stop. 1.3556 0.06574 90 65 18 7
868 If you are ordering the BLT there is slight delay." "Everything else on the menu is running on time. 1.3556 0.06382 90 64 20 6
869 Would you like to hear about today's closures? 1.3556 0.06382 90 64 20 6
870 You did say you didn't want to be anywhere near the kitchen and you had a train to catch. 1.3556 0.06762 90 66 16 8
871 Can we get it to go? 1.3556 0.06382 90 64 20 6
872 The last restaurant was a train wreck! 1.3556 0.05978 90 62 24 4
873 I'm sorry, the Express Menu is only available at our other location. 1.3556 0.05978 90 62 24 4
874 I recommend the #5. It's local. 1.3556 0.06183 90 63 22 5
875 That entree arrives at 7:40. Would you like an appetizer while you wait? 1.3556 0.06574 90 65 18 7
876 Yes, Subway restaurants has chosen a whole new direction. 1.3556 0.06762 90 66 16 8
877 All our vermin is locally sourced. 1.3556 0.06574 90 65 18 7
878 Excellent choice sir, that train will have you in Staten Island by 7ish 1.3556 0.06944 90 67 14 9
879 'Do you take the MetroCard?' 1.3556 0.06382 90 64 20 6
880 Okay, I'll explain it again...You're in the Subway...not at a Subway. 1.3556 0.06183 90 63 22 5
881 and will you be needing a taxi? 1.3556 0.06944 90 67 14 9
882 Sorry I'm late. I took the bus. 1.3556 0.06944 90 67 14 9
883 Take your time; we're off-peak. 1.3556 0.05978 90 62 24 4
884 If you insist on 'well-done', you'll miss your train! 1.3556 0.06183 90 63 22 5
885 Yes, it's all train-to-table. 1.3556 0.06382 90 64 20 6
886 And as a reminder, Happy Hour ends here in about, oh, 90 seconds... 1.3556 0.06183 90 63 22 5
887 The ratatouille features locally-sourced ingredients. 1.3556 0.06944 90 67 14 9
888 At our Dine'n'Dash table, we need your credit card before you order. 1.3556 0.06382 90 64 20 6
889 Welcome to Subway. I'm Jared and will be your server tonight. 1.3556 0.06944 90 67 14 9
890 "Well - at least you're not next to the kitchen". 1.3556 0.06382 90 64 20 6
891 I hear they have to bring the tables upstairs to bus them. 1.3556 0.06382 90 64 20 6
892 Next stop, soup. Next stop, soup. 1.3556 0.05978 90 62 24 4
893 Perhaps Madam would prefer the 'Third Rail Special'? 1.3556 0.06382 90 64 20 6
894 We source the burger locally, sir. Best not to ask more. 1.3556 0.06762 90 66 16 8
895 No, you can't have a BMT, this is an IRT cafe. 1.3556 0.06762 90 66 16 8
896 You may not want to go for the 'locally sourced' menu. 1.3556 0.05978 90 62 24 4
897 Oh, it's a very fresh kill -- I'm told it was at 4:43 p.m. 1.3556 0.06944 90 67 14 9
898 I'll be right back with your drinks and some hand sanitizer. 1.3556 0.06183 90 63 22 5
899 Would you like something from our Express menu today? 1.3556 0.06574 90 65 18 7
900 Im assuming this is to go 1.3556 0.06944 90 67 14 9
901 Yes sir, if it's not served by 7:17pm, it's free. 1.3556 0.06574 90 65 18 7
902 You're going to want it to go, right? 1.3556 0.06183 90 63 22 5
903 The rat is freshly caught, locally sourced, and has subtle pizza flavors. 1.3556 0.06382 90 64 20 6
904 If you prefer I can find you a table nearer the token booth. 1.3556 0.06762 90 66 16 8
905 May I interest you in our Third Rail Special Surprise? 1.3556 0.06944 90 67 14 9
906 Your drinks will be out shortly. The waiter is only two stops away. 1.3556 0.05978 90 62 24 4
907 I'm sorry sir, but there's been a switching problem on the tracks and your meal is now scheduled to arrive at 9:30 pm. 1.3556 0.05765 90 61 26 3
908 Catch of the day? That would be a pickpocket called Vinny the Tuna. 1.3556 0.06382 90 64 20 6
909 On weekends we only offer the express menu. 1.3556 0.05978 90 62 24 4
910 No sir. I've never even heard of a subway sandwich. 1.3556 0.06944 90 67 14 9
911 Dinner is running a couple minutes late. 1.3556 0.05765 90 61 26 3
912 ... and all meats are wild-caught on our very own third rail. 1.3556 0.06382 90 64 20 6
913 My stomach is rumbling. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
914 Yes, I can have you out before the 6:52. 1.3483 0.05559 89 60 27 2
915 I appreciate the irony but the chef prefers 'hoagie'. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
916 Oh yes. Our main course specials run well below the street price. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
917 No, we don't validate for parking. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
918 And our special today is #23. It will stop you in your tracks. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
919 No sir; we do not take tokens as payment. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
920 I'd recommend the three minute eggs. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
921 If you’re waiting for the 8.15 to Boston, may I recommend the minute steak 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
922 May I recommend the earplugs? 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
923 Tonight's special is a 100% locally sourced ratatouille. 1.3483 0.06984 89 67 13 9
924 Ironically, we don't serve subs. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
925 ... and our fish is specially imported from the Bronx. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
926 Well, we did ask not to be seated near the bathroom. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
927 We appeal more to the tunnel crowd than the bridge crowd. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
928 You should order before the rush. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
929 Our produce is brought in fresh daily, and in fact it's every six minutes during rush hour. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
930 We are experiencing signal problems at 14th St, so the Lobster FRA Diavolo is not available for the moment. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
931 Everything is shaken and not stirred. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
932 You can choose between our local menu or take a chance on the express 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
933 Good thing you made it before the evening rush. 1.3483 0.05784 89 61 25 3
934 Try our special; the strap-hanger steak. 1.3483 0.06984 89 67 13 9
935 The first course starts here and ends in long island. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
936 The wine steward will be delayed. We regret any inconvenience. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
937 And finally tonight, due to necessary track work and the D train detour, we have brisket and stuffed cabbage fresh from Borough Park. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
938 Many of our rats recommend the pizza. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
939 I think you will like our prices. Our overhead is very very low. 1.3483 0.05784 89 61 25 3
940 Just the four-minute eggs, then? 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
941 Can I start you off with our gust of stinky wind? 1.3483 0.06984 89 67 13 9
942 The tube steak is worth the wait. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
943 Eating at the original Subway 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
944 Your dinner will arrive on the 8:13. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
945 Now, don't feel rushed, but Second Seating starts in 12 minutes. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
946 I'm sorry, Sir. If you wanted a dining car you should have phoned in advance. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
947 May I suggest the express lunch? 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
948 We don't serve a 6-inch meatball sub, sir. You're thinking of somewhere else. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
949 Everything's local. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
950 No sir, I'm afraid we don't accept MetroCard. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
951 Our food is fresh from turnstile to table. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
952 I recommend the express meal. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
953 The meal may be delayed, the new chef has been very hard to train. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
954 No, sir, we painted over the words of the prophets some years back. 1.3483 0.07341 89 69 9 11
955 Chef recommends the pigeon. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
956 Almost everyone gets the sub. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
957 Yes, there has been a remarkable increase of "dining and dashing" since we opened this location. 1.3483 0.05784 89 61 25 3
958 Today's special is ratatouille. 1.3483 0.07165 89 68 11 10
959 What time do the specials arrive? 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
960 Why yes, the Chardonnay pairs quite nicely with the approaching A train. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
961 Take your time. The train just left. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
962 All the produce is locally sourced, but the local is running seven minutes late. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
963 Fortunately, none of our ingriedients is locally sourced. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
964 Many diners take it to go. 1.3483 0.05559 89 60 27 2
965 The Express options are all available, but Local specialties are held up, due to an incident at Chambers St. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
966 Our freshest selections can be found in the "Train-to-Table" section. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
967 When I said I wanted to eat at Subway, this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
968 The rat is very fresh and comes with a side of pizza 1.3444 0.06546 90 66 17 7
969 Welcome to The Tavern on the Platform. 1.3444 0.06153 90 64 21 5
970 Spare any change folks? 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
971 "Tonight our appetizers are running as scheduled but all entrees will be delayed due to unforeseen maintenance". 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
972 Indeed, madam -- the specials are listed right below departure times. 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
973 No Sir, the chicken isn't local. It took the express from Poughkeepsie. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
974 Sir, we only accept tokens here. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
975 The catch of the day is ratatouille. 1.3409 0.07208 88 68 10 10
976 May I suggest the track of lamb? 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
977 May I recommend the S-Car-Go? 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
978 The dining car is running a little late. Can I bring you something from the vending machine? 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
979 ...and if you would like the soufflé, I suggest you order now as the dessert car only arrives every 25 minutes. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
980 Welcome to our underground patio. 1.3409 0.07024 88 67 12 9
981 May I recommend the Subway sandwich. 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
982 Why yes, we do serve vermin. 1.3409 0.06836 88 66 14 8
983 The number 6 is at 28th Street. Might I suggest the minute steak? 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
984 Sorry, but the Chateau Margaux is served on the uptown platform only. 1.3409 0.07024 88 67 12 9
985 Fares please. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
986 Maybe you should look at the takeout menu instead. 1.3409 0.05802 88 61 24 3
987 May I suggest the third rail seared ahi. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
988 I'm sorry, but at this location, we don't serve an Express Menu. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
989 I didn't know you meant here when you said we were eating at Subway for dinner. 1.3409 0.06836 88 66 14 8
990 Your express meal is one station away. 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
991 Your platinum package gives you 3 courses in the next 7 minutes, sir. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
992 I'll take the number 6. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
993 This is not a Subway. This is THE Subway. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
994 I'll never trust Zagat again. 1.3409 0.06836 88 66 14 8
995 Sir, all parties are seated according to their station. 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
996 Might I suggest the straphanger steak? 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
997 The special today is 4:50 to Philadelphia 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
998 ' Your appetizers should be arriving northbound on the 6:18 local." 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
999 Sorry, we're out of the halibut but if you hurry there's still two steaks left at 59th Street. 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
1000 I didn't think you could do worse than taking me to Subway for our anniversary. I was wrong. 1.3409 0.07024 88 67 12 9
1001 Will that be to-go, Sir? 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
1002 The special today can be served between the 6:24 and the 7:32. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
1003 Sorry, we don't accept tokens or Metrocards. 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
1004 For the Express menu, you need to go down to 14th St. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
1005 Might I recommend sitting somewhere else? 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
1006 We're known for our Tube Steak. 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
1007 May I recommend absolutely nothing.Get out while you still can. 1.3409 0.06836 88 66 14 8
1008 All of our specials are track-to-table and steamed on site. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
1009 Both the rat and the cockroach are local, free-range, and organic. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
1010 Well it is local, but I'll see if they can make it express. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
1011 Yes sir, everything here is local 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
1012 Tonight's special is grilled 3rd rail chicken 1.3409 0.06836 88 66 14 8
1013 The kitchen's in Poughkeepsie. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
1014 No, you have to actually go to a Subway™ for that. 1.3409 0.06836 88 66 14 8
1015 All of tonight's entrees are seared to perfection on the third rail. 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
1016 ... and we have an excellent selection of canned wines. 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
1017 Okay: hors d’oeuvres at Marble Hill; soup at City College; salad at Cathedral Parkway; entrées: chicken/rib eye/haddock at Lincoln Center; cheese with pear slices & Madeira at Sheridan Square; brandy & coffee at Chambers Street. Bon appétit. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
1018 Will you be going straight to the theatre afterward? 1.3409 0.05572 88 60 26 2
1019 The owner heard the underground economy was thriving 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
1020 Sometimes people forget to make a reservation. They get sidetracked. It happens. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
1021 I suggest the local fare. 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
1022 If it's not listed as express, it's local. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
1023 This wasn't what I was thinking when it said, "Easy access to transportation". 1.3409 0.06836 88 66 14 8
1024 The sardines aren't available 'til rush hour. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
1025 I recommend you order off the "Express Menu." 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
1026 Just to warn you Sir, we currently only take payment by Metrocard. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
1027 This is not exactly what I had in mind when I said "Let's meet at the "Subway" on 23rd Street for lunch." 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
1028 If you see something you want to order, say something. 1.3409 0.06836 88 66 14 8
1029 Will this be to go or for here? 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
1030 Would you like the express lunch? 1.3409 0.05802 88 61 24 3
1031 Welcome to the other Subway restaurant. 1.3409 0.06836 88 66 14 8
1032 Smart of you to beat the dinner rush. 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
1033 I'll be back every 10 minutes or so. 1.3409 0.05802 88 61 24 3
1034 Our chef really puts the 'rat' in ratatouille. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
1035 If you’re liberal, you might enjoy our progressive dinner: each course served at a different station. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
1036 Due to an earlier incident, express items are delayed tonight. I would recommend the local menu. 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
1037 Should I assume this is to go? 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
1038 The restroom is just up the stairs and half a block away, in the Starbucks. 1.3409 0.05802 88 61 24 3
1039 The chef apologizes for the delay. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
1040 ...and will this be for here or to go..? 1.3409 0.07024 88 67 12 9
1041 The downtown sommelier will arrive in 3 minutes. 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
1042 I'm just the trainee. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
1043 Locally sourced? No, this is the express platform. 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
1044 Luckily, you just beat the dinner rush. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
1045 I recommend the squab if Madam is watching her caboose tonight. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
1046 The good news is that this is the no-smoking section. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
1047 Are you going to pay by cash credit or token? 1.3409 0.05802 88 61 24 3
1048 We get so few diners-in. Most of our business is takeout. 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
1049 If you plan to take the next train, may I suggest the one ounce filet? 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
1050 I'm Orpheus and I'll be your server. 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
1051 What's the daily fare? 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
1052 May I suggest that, in future, you settle for the table near the kitchen? 1.3409 0.06836 88 66 14 8
1053 I would suggest the subway sandwich. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
1054 Our specialty is the Flatiron steak. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
1055 Could we see a to-go menu? 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
1056 I assure you Madam, we have no affiliation with that above ground sandwich chain. 1.3409 0.07024 88 67 12 9
1057 Almost everyone here gets the sub. 1.3409 0.06836 88 66 14 8
1058 Well, Subway is trying to improve it's image, you know, since Jared. 1.3409 0.07024 88 67 12 9
1059 Yes, the meat is local. 1.3333 0.06872 87 66 13 8
1060 May I suggest tonight's special: freshly electrocuted Manhattan rat clutching a still warm wedge of pepperoni pizza. 1.3333 0.07064 87 67 11 9
1061 The pastry trolley may be a few minutes late. 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
1062 If you hurry, the catch of the day will be the last train to Jersey. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1063 Is it just me, dear, or have these nouveau restaurants gone a bit too far underground? 1.3333 0.06872 87 66 13 8
1064 Today's special is our rail kill. 1.3333 0.07433 87 69 7 11
1065 Our kitchen is at 14th St., so expect a delay in service this evening. 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
1066 Your meals have an estimated time of arrival of 6:53 P.M. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1067 Welcome to our patio section. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1068 Take your time. The express doesn't stop here. 1.3333 0.07064 87 67 11 9
1069 Your minute steaks are going to be about half an hour late. 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
1070 You might want to think twice about ordering the souffle 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1071 Yes, everything in this station is absolutely local. 1.3333 0.06872 87 66 13 8
1072 high notes of hydraulic brake fluid with a mildew finish 1.3333 0.07064 87 67 11 9
1073 We're completely booked, but when I told the owner you were his in-laws, well, no problem! 1.3333 0.06872 87 66 13 8
1074 We're famous for our subs. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1075 You have another hour until your R train, sir. Would you care for dessert? 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
1076 Thats right sir all the food is steamed. 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
1077 Honey, what did you expect asking for outside seating on a dinner train. 1.3333 0.06872 87 66 13 8
1078 Oh, I forgot to mention...we only accept MetroCards. 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
1079 Yes, sir -- everything is local. 1.3333 0.07064 87 67 11 9
1080 I don't recommend the souffle. 1.3333 0.06872 87 66 13 8
1081 Our express menu is highly recommended. 1.3333 0.06872 87 66 13 8
1082 We have only chicken and beef here. Seafood comes in on the westbound platform over there. 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
1083 Of course, it's all local food 1.3333 0.06872 87 66 13 8
1084 You're the one who always wants to try new restaurants 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1085 The lamb dish comes from a restaurant on Astor Place and the salmon from one near Union Square. For anything from our uptown restaurants, I'm afraid we'll have to move you to the other platform. 1.3333 0.07064 87 67 11 9
1086 After reading the routes maps, would you care to see menus? 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
1087 Have you lost your thought of train? 1.3333 0.06872 87 66 13 8
1088 Good evening. My name is Andre. I'll be you're waiter until my train shows up. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1089 May I suggest the 3rd Rail Rabbit over rice? 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1090 You made it just in time before the 5:17 crowd. 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
1091 And what did you do to upset the hostess? 1.3333 0.06872 87 66 13 8
1092 Is the rat trash-fed? 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
1093 Tonight's Peking Duck will be arriving from Chinatown on the #5 train at precisely 8:23 PM. 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
1094 Most prefer the three-minute egg. 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
1095 Can you hear me now? 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1096 Our meat is locally sourced. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1097 If you choose from the dine-around menu you may end up in Queens 1.3333 0.07064 87 67 11 9
1098 I thought a Subway franchise would be a good investment. 1.3333 0.06872 87 66 13 8
1099 I told you we should have tipped the maître d'. 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
1100 All of our gum is locally sourced. 1.3333 0.06872 87 66 13 8
1101 A table closer to the kitchen? How 'bout 14th Street? 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1102 I liked it better when themed restaurants didn't smell like their theme. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1103 Yes, the ratatouille is locally harvested. 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
1104 I would skip the souffle. 1.3333 0.07064 87 67 11 9
1105 Might I suggest the Express Menu? 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
1106 Transfer at 34th Street for the espresso. 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
1107 Sorry, the Carolina ham and eggs is on Track 29. 1.3333 0.06872 87 66 13 8
1108 May I recommend the Midnight Special? 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1109 We have a pay before you order policy. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1110 Yes Sir, the snapper and the lamb chops will arrive shortly. However, the escargot and the asparagus have been delayed. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1111 May I recommend the 2:30 to Albany? 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
1112 I assumed you wanted the express menu. 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
1113 Well, I'm just here training to wait, so I guess that makes us even. 1.3295 0.06609 88 66 15 7
1114 The chef is really focused, he's developed tunnel vision. 1.3295 0.06609 88 66 15 7
1115 If your train comes in, we'll pack it to go. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1116 The Pinot pairs wonderfully with the exhaust fumes. 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
1117 We serve the city's best subway fare 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1118 Our special today is free range subway rat served with locally scraped gum wads. 1.3294 0.07177 85 66 10 9
1119 Shaken or shaken? 1.3294 0.06775 85 64 14 7
1120 The ear plugs are complimentary. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1121 Unfortunately, ma'am, the express menu skips the entree during rush hours. 1.3294 0.06979 85 65 12 8
1122 Your appetizers will be arriving on time. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1123 We don't offer the express lunch special at this location. 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
1124 A northbound local breadbasket will arrive in approximately 2 minutes. 1.3294 0.05891 85 60 22 3
1125 The #6 is only available Monday to Friday. May I suggest the #4? 1.3294 0.06775 85 64 14 7
1126 " Tonight's dinner special is delayed twenty two minutes". 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
1127 All our protein is subway raised and fed using sustainable waste. 1.3294 0.06979 85 65 12 8
1128 The churros are imported from 14th Street. 1.3294 0.05891 85 60 22 3
1129 We're all out of the 5:09, but the 6:18 comes highly recommended. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1130 One subway sandwich, please... 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1131 May I suggest our signature cocktail, The Third Rail? 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
1132 We will have smoked ham at exactly 6:45. 1.3294 0.05891 85 60 22 3
1133 May I suggest our train to table menu? 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1134 Your order is guaranteed to arrive in 7 minutes and 4 seconds. 1.3294 0.06775 85 64 14 7
1135 According to the schedule that entree arrives in 7 minutes. 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
1136 Your total is $18.50, which can be deducted from your Metro-Card, if you're in a hurry. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1137 Believe me, you don't want to know what the catch of the day is. 1.3294 0.06979 85 65 12 8
1138 Ironically enough, we don't server subway sandwiches. 1.3294 0.06979 85 65 12 8
1139 Sorry you missed the commuter special, but after 11:15 I can offer you the lunch express. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1140 And tonight, we'll be having a few moments of silence at about 8:03, 8:11, 8:19, 8:27 and 8:35. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1141 Yes, Sir, our braised rat is locally sourced. 1.3294 0.06979 85 65 12 8
1142 Maybe we should get it to go. 1.3294 0.05891 85 60 22 3
1143 For oysters you need to go two more stops on the local to Grand Central Station. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1144 No, we do not serve five dollar footlongs. Why does everyone ask that? 1.3294 0.07177 85 66 10 9
1145 Would you like ear and nose plugs with your entree? 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1146 I'll put that order right in....chef is running on time tonight! 1.3294 0.06775 85 64 14 7
1147 It's not rush hour. Take your time. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1148 One expresso and one local please. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1149 I'll take the 4 and he'll take the 6. 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
1150 WOULD YOU LIKE THE EXPRESS OR LOCAL SERVICE 1.3294 0.05891 85 60 22 3
1151 Now we know what the 'ambiance fee' meant. 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
1152 May I suggest the 'Special' this evening? It departs on track #2 at 7:04 p.m. 1.3294 0.05648 85 59 24 2
1153 Our special tonight is a southbound filet local, arriving in 17 minutes. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1154 "May I suggest the 9:15 to Yonkers? 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
1155 Might I not recommend the soufflé. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1156 Yes ma'am, this track is local food only. 1.3294 0.06775 85 64 14 7
1157 The heritage chicken is local, but the wild-caught salmon is express. 1.3294 0.06775 85 64 14 7
1158 We only serve food from local stops. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1159 Tonight's special is arriving at 7:32. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1160 If you want to catch the 406 Express, I recommend the minute steak. 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
1161 Today's squab IS local, sir. Fresh from Herald Square 1.3294 0.06775 85 64 14 7
1162 Yes, we are really popular with the locals. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1163 Better order the three-minute egg. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1164 Catch of the day is rat... Again. 1.3294 0.06775 85 64 14 7
1165 The 2:05 comes with an ear-piercing screech and a side of exhaust. 1.3294 0.06979 85 65 12 8
1166 I thought the Yelp review said "intimate Manhattan setting.' 1.3294 0.06979 85 65 12 8
1167 Will you have time for dessert? 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
1168 All of our meals are harvested freshly from the Green Line. 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
1169 Will that be "to-go"? 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1170 We've only got the express menu at this location. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1171 Yes, all of the martinis are shaken, not stirred. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1172 The catch of the day should be here any minute. 1.3294 0.05891 85 60 22 3
1173 My suggestion... order to go/ 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1174 I can vouch on the freshness of the ratatouille. 1.3294 0.07177 85 66 10 9
1175 It was either this or next to the kitchen. 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
1176 May I suggest the pheasant under ground. 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
1177 The soup de jour is also pee. 1.3256 0.07103 86 67 10 9
1178 We call them 'hoagies' here. 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
1179 To avoid items blowing off the table as trains approach, we recommend our 3-course prix fixe which is timely served so it may be consumed between scheduled stops. 1.3256 0.06908 86 66 12 8
1180 Sorry service is a bit slow. We've been side-tracked lately. 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
1181 Appetizers only here...entrees at 28th street stop. 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
1182 Well the Bordeaux is nicely dry and aromatic with only the slightest hint of mass transit. 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
1183 Everything at this table is 'to go'. 1.3214 0.06809 84 64 13 7
1184 And would you like that regular or express? 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1185 Todays chef special is localy sourced Rat-atouie. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1186 I recommend you order "to go." 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1187 The rat tartare is local. 1.3214 0.07016 84 65 11 8
1188 Due to an earlier incident, cooks on the fish, meat, and vegetable lines are working with delays. Your meal will resume shortly. 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
1189 I wouldn't recommend the Merlot. It's off-peak. 1.3214 0.06809 84 64 13 7
1190 I'm sorry, sir. The express menu is not available at this station. 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
1191 I'm afraid the right side of the tracks is fully booked this evening. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1192 That'll come to $94 plus tip, and we've found it best to ask for payment in advance. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1193 Our buyers source only from local stops. 1.3214 0.06809 84 64 13 7
1194 Welcome to Meals Near Wheels. My name is Tom, I'll be your trainee waiter today. 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
1195 Our specials today are King Size Kit Kats, M&Ms du jour, and Saran Wrapped Mystery Muffins 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1196 Yes, this was their flagship location. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1197 The No. 6 will be along shortly with your drinks. 1.3214 0.05658 84 59 23 2
1198 The plat du jour is Ratatouille. 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
1199 Sorry, we only have rail vodka. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1200 We specialize in two minute meals. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1201 All the game is locally sourced. 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
1202 The Donald Trump Special? Yes sir, that's our triple-decker baloney sandwich. 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
1203 Still, or vigorously shaken until screeching to a sudden halt? 1.3214 0.06809 84 64 13 7
1204 And of course the Rat is locally sourced. 1.3214 0.06809 84 64 13 7
1205 There is an express menu available at 42nd Street or Penn Station. Everything here is local. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1206 There are 2 appetizers....6 minutes away. 1.3214 0.07016 84 65 11 8
1207 Sorry Sir, but this Subway restaurant is not known for its sandwiches. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1208 Don't make eye contact, Mildred. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1209 Thanks for choosing to eat local. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1210 Today’s special is our own third rail, humanely grilled, locally bred rattis domesticus. 1.3214 0.07016 84 65 11 8
1211 This is not the Subway I had in mind! 1.3214 0.07016 84 65 11 8
1212 "Are you here for our brief encounter special?". 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1213 I miss when Pataki was governor. Back then dinner always ran on time. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1214 It's that same dream again, Dr. Cobb, but this time the train is late and the waiter is my ex-husband. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1215 Attention...due to unscheduled track repair, you main course will be delayed. 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
1216 All our food is locally-sourced. 1.3214 0.06809 84 64 13 7
1217 Welcome to Subway, my name is Server and I'll be your John this evening. 1.3182 0.06574 88 67 14 7
1218 Would you like local or express service? 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1219 Will you be choosing the express menu or the local? 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
1220 Our special is the ratatouille. 1.3176 0.06528 85 64 15 6
1221 Locally-sourced ratatouille, excellent choice. 1.3176 0.06528 85 64 15 6
1222 She'll have the 8:05 and I'll have the 8:10 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1223 Today's special is the beef Wellington for 50 tokens. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1224 Might I suggest a Sidecar, straight up? 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
1225 Chef recommends that you cover your plates as passengers disembark from the trains. 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1226 Why do we call ourselves "Seaside Café" ? "Subway" was taken. 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1227 The 6 should be along any moment. Would you like a cocktail while you wait? 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
1228 I didn't realize Subway had an option for fine dining. 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1229 I'm just going off shift, but your next server will be with you approximately three minutes. 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
1230 I recommend the expresso. 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1231 The pressed steak sandwich isn't available until 6:53. 1.3133 0.07053 83 65 10 8
1232 If I may add, all our meat is free range and locally sourced. 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
1233 I'm sorry, sir... But there is no express service here. 1.3133 0.05667 83 59 22 2
1234 My mother thinks I work at Subway. 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
1235 And for dessert, please enjoy the chewed gum under your seats. 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1236 Will you be paying by VISA or Metro Card? 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1237 And for the entertainment One Tooth Joe will play the harmonica. 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1238 All of our offerings are locally sourced. 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
1239 The maitre'd would like to apologize for the seating with a bottle of Cold Duck, platform temperature, of course, on the house. 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
1240 The dining car will be along shortly. 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1241 All the food we serve is local. 1.3133 0.06841 83 64 12 7
1242 The special tonight is fresh filet of sole arriving on the northbound 7:13 express. 1.3133 0.06841 83 64 12 7
1243 The palindrome special is rat rat tar tar. 1.3133 0.06841 83 64 12 7
1244 We did want a place with a downtown vibe. 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1245 The express menu is available on the other track. 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
1246 We have a variety of off-peak specials. 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1247 Will you be dining local or express with us this evening? 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1248 It's delivered fresh every 15 minutes. 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1249 Yes Sir, the A Train comes with coleslaw. 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
1250 Our fish is brought in fresh daily from the East River. 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1251 It was either here or by the restroom door. 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1252 There are some creeps, sure, but it's not half as bad as at Subway 1.3133 0.06841 83 64 12 7
1253 If your trying to make the next train, I suggest medium rare. 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
1254 No substitutions, just what's on the schedule. 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
1255 If you want to be seen, this is definitrly the place. 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1256 The New York style ratatouille is very fresh and locally sourced. 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
1257 Would you prefer the local or the express meal? 1.3133 0.05667 83 59 22 2
1258 I'm sorry, but we are not like that other "Subway" 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1259 I'm in training, so expect delays. 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1260 Pronto! This is the express menu. 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1261 The ratatouille, ma'am. Definitely the ratatouille. 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1262 I wouldn't recommend the souffle. 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
1263 The 'Third Rail Ratatouille' is shockingly delicious. 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
1264 Yes, our rats are all free range. 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1265 The salmon is is the freshest. It will be here in seven minutes. 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1266 The vegetables are local. The fish is express. 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
1267 Will you be dining express or local this evening? 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1268 All of our meat is locally sourced from the 22nd St station. 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1269 Frederick, this isn't what I had in mind when I said "Underground." 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
1270 Do you want the local or the express lunch? 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1271 I recommend the ratatouille. 1.3133 0.06841 83 64 12 7
1272 I cant believe we got a table at the hottest place in town! 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1273 I think we'll just have time for an appetizer. 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1274 We're expecting a shipment of fresh sardines on the 5:15. 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1275 Of course, it's all local. This is 23rd Street. 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
1276 Sorry, the filet mignon is only available at our express stop locations. 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
1277 All our produce and entrées are local and subterranean. 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
1278 Good choice. An uptown local pairs well with that chablis. 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1279 And the last special is a locally sourced grilled seabass, which should be here any minute. 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
1280 Your sweepstakes prize does not include wine, dessert, or a table above ground. 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1281 No, sir, the rat doesn't come with the pizza. He just delivers it. 1.3133 0.07053 83 65 10 8
1282 May I suggest the express menu? 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1283 may I suggest the main course to go 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1284 "Call a cab for you after dinner? Seriously??". 1.3095 0.06770 84 65 12 7
1285 All of our desserts are finished off with an organic, imported gust of artisanal 16th Street air. 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
1286 May I reccomend the ratatouille. 1.3095 0.06770 84 65 12 7
1287 I'm sorry for the delay. Your appetizers are being held momentarily by the dispatcher. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1288 Welcome to the right side of the tracks." 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
1289 Our speciality? You've got to be kidding. 1.3095 0.06770 84 65 12 7
1290 Yes sir, at this stop everything is local. 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
1291 Would that be lo-cal or expresso? 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
1292 I recommend the pressed duck on a bed of squash. 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
1293 I'll have the Ratatouille. 1.3095 0.06770 84 65 12 7
1294 We are currently out of the fresh lobster but there will be another one along in 15 minutes. 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1295 Yes, the oysters are fresh, they just arrived on the LIRR> 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1296 "May I suggest you get it 'to go'. 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
1297 Our prices will make you forget you're in a subway station. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1298 Your appetizers will be served at 7:46. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1299 May I suggest something from the express lunch menu? 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
1300 Do you have any questions? 1.3049 0.07089 82 65 9 8
1301 We get much busier during rush hour. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1302 I can pre-order the souffles, but there's no way you will make the 8:55. 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
1303 But I must inform you, I would not recommend using the bathrooms. 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
1304 Is this far enough away from the orchestra? 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1305 If monsieur and madame are catching the C train, might I suggest the slowly braised oxtail? 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
1306 Is this order to go? 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1307 Would you like the locally sourced or express menu? 1.3049 0.05673 82 59 21 2
1308 Excuse me. You're looking at the schedule, not the menu. 1.3049 0.05401 82 58 23 1
1309 Order here, and your meal will be waiting at your table when you get to 72nd. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1310 I'm sorry, Express service is only offered at our 14th Street location. 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
1311 I highly recommend the Reese's Pieces for the lady and the Wise potato chips for the gentleman. 1.3049 0.06873 82 64 11 7
1312 Welcome to Subway, folks. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1313 Local or express menu? 1.3049 0.05673 82 59 21 2
1314 If you're short on time, I suggest the express menu. 1.3049 0.05673 82 59 21 2
1315 Might I suggest our signature special, ratatouille! 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1316 Yes, everything here is local. 1.3049 0.06873 82 64 11 7
1317 My suggestion? Eat at your next stop. the food here is terrible. 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
1318 Your cocktails should arrive at your table in ten minutes, provided there are no major delays. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1319 Your salads will be tossed off the C train. 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
1320 Welcome to Subway's newest location. 1.3049 0.06873 82 64 11 7
1321 Welcome to Subways. No, not that Subways. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1322 Locavore or expressavore? 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1323 I told you we should have gone to Platform 4. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1324 I'll try the soot-encrusted tuna. 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
1325 Yessir, I can assure you it's local. 1.3049 0.05673 82 59 21 2
1326 Ironically, there are fewer rats down here than in the restaurant just above us. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1327 Due to a train with mechanical problems at Columbus Circle, the dessert car will be delayed. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1328 ...and a gratuity of 18% will be included which you may leave in an upturned hat that I will place on the ground. 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
1329 Do you want the express menu? 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
1330 I am sorry sir, the chicken will be arriving 45 minutes late. 1.3049 0.06873 82 64 11 7
1331 If you wanted a better table you should have tipped the maitre d'. 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
1332 I recommend the uptown special. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1333 Would you like validated parking or a subway token with your dessert? 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1334 No, I'm sorry. The Express Lunch is served at the 34th Street station. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1335 Some track-to-table items may be delayed. 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
1336 Trust me when I say that you don't really want our soup of the day. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1337 This platform only serves local. 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
1338 If you ordered the fish, you'd be on the right track. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1339 Good news. The 532 is 30 minutes late. Appetizers ? 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1340 I'm sorry to inform you that the express luncheon is only available at our Times Square and Penn Station venues. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1341 We'll have the Subway de Jour. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1342 It's better than eating at Subway. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1343 The subway sandwich is not available today. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1344 Unlike at 34th or 42nd, everything here is locally sourced. 1.3049 0.06873 82 64 11 7
1345 The clams will arrive in 10 minutes, while the lobsters will be taking the next No. 6 and arrive in 26 minutes. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1346 Something from our grab-n-go menu perhaps? 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1347 If I could go ahead and get your order, I need to catch the crosstown in 3 minutes. 1.3049 0.05673 82 59 21 2
1348 Due to an earlier incident, we will be skipping the first course. 1.3049 0.05673 82 59 21 2
1349 No, no, we're locovore not locavore. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1350 Sorry, sir, no filet mignon. Our menu is limited to Subway sandwiches. 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
1351 Will you be ordering the BLT or the IRT, sir? 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1352 Welcome to Train to Table -- Would you prefer express or local? 1.3049 0.05673 82 59 21 2
1353 Why do you always have to eat and run?!? 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
1354 Everything on our menu is locally sourced--the express doesn't stop here. 1.3049 0.07089 82 65 9 8
1355 To truly capture the ambiance of the city, may I recommend the house piss? 1.3049 0.07298 82 66 7 9
1356 Your next waiter will be with you shortly. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1357 Next stop: Your intestines. 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
1358 Attention diners: your meal is delayed because of plate traffic ahead of it. We apologize for any inconvenience. 1.3049 0.07089 82 65 9 8
1359 Welcome to our first class lounge. Would you like some something to drink before your subway ride. You have plenty of time before the train arrives. 1.3049 0.06873 82 64 11 7
1360 Sorry, I can only give you local fare at my station. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1361 Might I suggest you start with our popular ear plugs? 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1362 Two expressos please. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1363 I suggest you take your order 'to go'. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1364 Your flatbread is locally sourced. 1.3049 0.06873 82 64 11 7
1365 May I suggest our express lunch. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1366 Have you two decided yet? Need I remind you: if you see something, say something 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1367 And can I offer you a free morning paper to pretend to read? 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
1368 All items on our Platform Dining menu are served 'to go'. 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
1369 Would you like to hear our commuter specials? 1.3049 0.05673 82 59 21 2
1370 Very good choices. I'll be sure to keep track of your order. 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
1371 We usually have dinner music, but our busker is off today. 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
1372 May I recommend a Subway sandwich? 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
1373 The roast chicken is running late. 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
1374 Will you be taking that "to go?" 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
1375 May I recommend some items inspired by the other side of the tracks? 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1376 If you're locavores, I recommend the soot encrusted sole. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1377 I'm sorry, sir, we don't sell Subway sandwiches here. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1378 We're farm to third rail. 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
1379 Nothing is fresh, unusual or particularly good--but whatever you order will be right out. 1.3049 0.06873 82 64 11 7
1380 Welcome to Subways! We hope you enjoy our new authentic decor. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1381 Sorry, sir. The rat-dragged cheese slice is available only at our First Avenue location this month. 1.3049 0.06873 82 64 11 7
1382 I don't mean to rush you, but my train arrives in three minutes. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1383 I can recommend the scallops and some ear plugs. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1384 Chef insisted that our staff be well trained. 1.3049 0.06873 82 64 11 7
1385 So, two number 23 express meals to go. Excellent choice. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1386 Well, yes - most everything we do is local. But we also do express. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1387 No, The Oyster Bar is underneath Grand Central Station. 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
1388 Frankly, I'd recommend you try a different restaurant. 1.3049 0.06873 82 64 11 7
1389 I'm sorry, we have no 'to go' menu. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1390 All locally sourced. 1.3012 0.05617 83 60 21 2
1391 WELCOME TO THE VERY FIRST SUBWAY SANDWICH SHOP. 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
1392 Dear, you said you wanted subway. 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
1393 Welcome to Subway Sandwiches, may I take your order 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1394 Our special this evening is squashed rat, and for your convenience our restrooms are located wherever you like. 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
1395 Would you prefer the locally sourced or the express? 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1396 We call it the "Taste NYC" experience. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1397 I highly recommend the F to Coney Island. 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
1398 The burger train is minutes away, followed by the gravy train. 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
1399 Yes sir, everything here is sourced from the local 1.3000 0.06981 80 63 10 7
1400 The rat is exquisite. 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
1401 Due to mechanical issues your food is delayed another 35 minutes. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1402 There are people who would kill for this table! 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1403 Due to construction, dessert is now being served on the F Line. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1404 Might I suggest something from our "to go" menu? 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1405 NOISE? WHAT NOISE? 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
1406 And for something cliché I recommend our sub sandwich. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1407 "Congratulations on winning last place in the, "Outre dining experience" contest. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1408 I'll need to place your entree order now if you want to have dessert at the 42nd Street stop. 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
1409 I recommend the catch of the day...tastes like chicken 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1410 I'm sorry but the lobster is on the 8:45. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1411 If you want to make the 5:37 train, I think the vichyssoise is a good choice. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1412 Our 'Get Me To The Theatre Specials' are... 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1413 The produce is local---but only on weekends. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1414 You have to be more specific when you ask the concierge for a table at Subway restaurant 1.3000 0.06981 80 63 10 7
1415 No, we don't serve Big Macs. This is Subway. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1416 I wouldn't recommend anything here, but don't let that deter you. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1417 The martinis are shaken at your table. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1418 We're out of Cherrystones until the A gets here from Sheepshead Bay. 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
1419 May I suggest the hobo stew? 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
1420 I shall never understand why this was on your bucket list. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1421 We have imported Nathan's hotdogs coming in on the express N train from Coney Island... due to arrive in 3 minutes. 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
1422 MasterCard? Yes. MetroCard? No. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1423 The rodent of the day is a locally sourced rat poached in urine on our very own third rail. 1.3000 0.07204 80 64 8 8
1424 It's there on your time-table: under starts 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1425 Actually, I haven't been up top since the Clintons were elected. Please tell me they're gone now. 1.3000 0.06981 80 63 10 7
1426 You may find the shallots are actually complemented by the pervasive odor of urine. 1.3000 0.06981 80 63 10 7
1427 Earplugs are extra. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1428 I would strongly advise against the No. 7. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1429 The express menu is available at our 14th St. location. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1430 Given the hour, I'd like to redirect your attention to our off-peak menu. 1.3000 0.05454 80 57 22 1
1431 The No.1 is excellent if you're not in a hurry. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1432 I can assure you; it's the best shrimp bisque under the city. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1433 Our sandwiches are provided by Subway. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1434 Today we have only local. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1435 Sir, ALL of our cocktails are to be shaken, not stirred. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1436 One L train please. Rare, naturally. 1.3000 0.06981 80 63 10 7
1437 Would the gentleman care to hear about our service advisories? 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1438 I'm sorry, sir, but our last gravy train special departed 17 minutes ago. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1439 Bonjour. Ze amuse bouche arrives on ze 7:02; Zhen soup-of-the-day on ze 7:18. Next the entree on ze 7:43 and then with an ETA on ze main course on ze 8:12. Finally, we can anticipate ze dessert, a votre convenance, no later than ze 9:02. C'est bien? 1.3000 0.07204 80 64 8 8
1440 Perhaps the two-minute egg? 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1441 I'm afraid having your martinis stirred is not an option. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1442 You want the other platform—this is express. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1443 To start, may I suggest the steamed mussels with fennel, tomatoes, and cream, served with two sets of our signature corded earplugs. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1444 This place isn't what it used to be. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1445 Can I suggest the "Midnight Special?" 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1446 Anyway, the service is good. The waiter comes every four to five minutes -- unless there's an 'incident' at 34th Street. 1.3000 0.07204 80 64 8 8
1447 If you close your eyes you could almost think you're in Paris' subway. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1448 If you're really pressed for time, I recommend the express menu. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1449 Welcome to the Chew Chew. 1.3000 0.06981 80 63 10 7
1450 Our chef this evening is right on track. 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
1451 May I suggest the 6:03, with a nice bottle of 7:24, followed by the 8:37 special? 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1452 Once again, I DO apologize we have no more Al Fresco seating 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1453 And for your journey on the F train, I would recommend the 1982 Domaine Bonneau du Martray Corton-Charlemagne Grand Cru 1.3000 0.06981 80 63 10 7
1454 I grew up on the other side of the tracks. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1455 May I suggest the Riesling? It goes well with the 6 train. 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
1456 The rats recommend the pizza. 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
1457 People say the 'Third Rail Burger' really blows their socks off. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1458 We have one other table, but it's next to the restroom. 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
1459 Would you like that shaken, stirred or rumbled? 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1460 The chocolate soufflé only comes every 45 minutes. 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
1461 Our signature dish is ratatouille. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1462 The lobster is delayed. 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
1463 You think it's draughty now? Give it 3 minutes. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1464 Do you know how many people ask me if we serve Subway sandwiches? 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1465 Service may be slow now but you should see late nights and weekends. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1466 This is the *authentic* Subway restaurant. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1467 Our special tonight is ratatouille 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1468 Sorry, but the early bird special is only served between the 4:15 and the 5:15 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
1469 Chattanooga? I'm sorry, Madam, that's Track 29. 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
1470 Sorry but the gluten-free menu is on the uptown platform. 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
1471 Our special comes by in two minutes. 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
1472 We're all out of the London tube steak. 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
1473 Do you need a little more time folks? The next train isn't due for 7 more minutes. 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
1474 Take your time....the kitchen is on a train 13 stops away. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1475 You have to go to the 42nd street station to order that. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1476 Sorry, but you'll have to transfer at 34th to get the salmon. It's running express today. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1477 To be transparent: there's an inordinate amount of rat hair covering all of the food. 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
1478 For seafood, I recommend the 532 express from Back Bay. 1.2963 0.07338 81 66 6 9
1479 OK--the IRT BLT ASAP. 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
1480 Can we also see your 'To Go' menu? 1.2963 0.06904 81 64 10 7
1481 It's a good thing you made a reservation 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1482 Would you prefer next to the kitchen? 1.2927 0.05620 82 60 20 2
1483 We're experiencing delays of up to 20 minutes in service to this table. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1484 I'm sorry, we can't turn the music any higher. 1.2911 0.07013 79 63 9 7
1485 Actually, I don't even work here. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1486 The express service is on the other side. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1487 Welcome to Windows Underworld 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
1488 The ambiance is nothing compared to the food. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1489 "The 11:56 Tribeca Tritticale is a bit precious. I've been hearing good things about the 12:23 Downtown Leroy Brown Betty. 1.2911 0.07013 79 63 9 7
1490 The rat will be here with your pizza shortly. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1491 We should have fresh salmon in about 10 minutes... barring a schedule change. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1492 You better hurry. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1493 Our mushrooms are home-grown. 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
1494 Railway dining just isn't what it used to be. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1495 Please know before you order that the scallops are running 10-15 minutes late with the rib eye another 10 minutes after that. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1496 Welcome to the 23rd subway, your dinner will be delayed 5-60 minutes due to a signal problem 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1497 Will you be ordering off the express menu? 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1498 I must warn you, everything on the menu was locally sourced. 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
1499 Will you be ordering from the local or the express menu? 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
1500 FYI, we change servers when the 6:15 arrives from Trenton. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1501 I would recommend take out. 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
1502 For first-timers, I recommend the ratatouille. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1503 You said you wanted a place with the genuine New York Feel 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
1504 Tonight's special is ratatouille. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1505 Sorry, no footlong. That's the other SUBWAY! 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1506 We're the hottest new restaurant in the City. 1.2911 0.05450 79 57 21 1
1507 Are we having le rodent again this evening? 1.2911 0.07013 79 63 9 7
1508 Sparkling , flat, or rumbling? 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
1509 The aged, rat-dragged pizza slice pairs nicely with the flat, warm cola ... 1.2911 0.07240 79 64 7 8
1510 Yes, we only serve produce from local stops. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1511 With the 8:05 to Scarsdale, I would recommend the three course prix fixe. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1512 Can I get you two started on something from our train to table menu? 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1513 Our metro special is Rat à Touhy. 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
1514 I assure you, freshest rat-atouille in the city. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1515 What's your hurry? Got a train to catch? 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
1516 May I suggest the rat tartare? Very fresh. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1517 Actually I'm a waiter in training. 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
1518 The entire kitchen staff will be here in just a moment. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1519 Number 6 has been delayed. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1520 I am sorry, but the table near the restrooms was reserved. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1521 You can only get the express menu at 14th Street. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1522 Your entree is two stops away. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
1523 The special tonight is third rail rat in a spicy petroleum sauce wrapped in lower middle class desperation. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1524 We source all our ingredients locally. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1525 The chablis goes nicely with the 8:47... 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1526 What time would you like the valet to bring in your train? 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1527 'Catch of the Day' is alligator. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1528 Today's special will be the Subway Sandwich... 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1529 The noise, you say? Well, that's part of the overall experience. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1530 Appetizers, here, entrees at 34th. and dessert at 42nd! 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1531 Would you care for surgical masks? 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1532 The lobster is shipped fresh every eight minutes. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1533 The subs are pretty good. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1534 We expect the chef any moment. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1535 The blackened rat is local – and very sustainable, I’m told. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1536 The vermin is all locally caught. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1537 "Train view" sounded like a romantic restaurant. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1538 Do you want earplugs with that? 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
1539 You can dine-in, but then you have to-go. 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
1540 You might want to steer clear of the express menu. I've heard it passes through a bit fast. 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
1541 We have a Two-Minute Burger that will get you out of here in time to catch the express to Times Square. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1542 Could you folks please hurry up? I have to catch the 7:30. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1543 Fresh daily from Far Rockaway via the blue train 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1544 Ratatouille is our specialty 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1545 We feature the classics of subterranean cuisine. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1546 May I recommend the A train. 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
1547 Your entre will be arriving on the 7:45. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1548 Would you like to hear about our diesel exhaust-infused cocktail special this evening? 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1549 A wine to die for -a creosote base with diesel notes. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1550 Our vitner-conductor reports that your Chablis is due in just under four minutes. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1551 I'll get your wine, and your appetizers will be here shortly on the 7:08. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1552 Our chef's salad is locally sourced from a lunch that was dropped on the platform, harvested today, while the roast rat, our most popular, is 100% subway rail-raised and trash-fed. 1.2911 0.07461 79 65 5 9
1553 The fish is express, but all other ingredients are local. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
1554 Yes, there is time for dessert, especially if you are waiting for the "L". 1.2911 0.05450 79 57 21 1
1555 Your beverages will arrive in three minutes. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1556 Hmm, this isn't quite what I meant, dear, when I suggested dining at Subway this evening." 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
1557 ... and when I snap my fingers, you'll wake up feeling full, ask for the check and leave a 30% tip. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1558 No sir, it's not a typo. The hyphen in "rat-atouille" is intentional. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1559 Yes, I had reservations about the dining car too, 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1560 May I suggest you pair your steak with a 2016 Night Train in a brown paper bag? 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1561 Might I suggest the 4:28? 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1562 The freshest item would be the rodent. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
1563 Welcome to the original Subway shoppe. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1564 The Uptown Limited comes with your choice of salad 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1565 Imagine that, you two became engaged on this very spot fifty years ago. 1.2875 0.06934 80 64 9 7
1566 Two din and tonics, got it. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1567 Welcome to the Trackside Cafe- just so you know, our dinner special is served at 5:22, 5:39, 5:56, 6:12 and then every hour, on the hour, after that...... 1.2875 0.06702 80 63 11 6
1568 We are truly farm to table. Your salad will arrive on the next train. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1569 I think we're out of the venison, but let me check the tracks. 1.2875 0.06934 80 64 9 7
1570 Are the rats fresh? 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
1571 May I suggest our off peak special? 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1572 I'll have the number 23. 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
1573 .... And please enjoy the complimentary puffs of air that will arrive in 4 minutes and again in 11. 1.2875 0.06702 80 63 11 6
1574 Yes sir, we do have take out. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
1575 May I suggest the ratatouille? 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1576 Welcome to the Third Rail Grill 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
1577 The special tonight, Monsieur, is ratatouille 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
1578 Yes, the Rat-atouille is made fresh daily. 1.2875 0.06934 80 64 9 7
1579 Will this be Express or Local? 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1580 Our food is Local. The service is Express. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1581 Our roasted track rat is literally to die for. 1.2840 0.06857 81 65 9 7
1582 I'm really an actor. 1.2840 0.07293 81 67 5 9
1583 I'm sorry, we don't have a 6 inch sub. 1.2840 0.06628 81 64 11 6
1584 "no, spaghetti and meatballs only at 14 st.'' 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1585 Might I suggest a side of earplugs. 1.2840 0.05339 81 59 21 1
1586 And the restroom is just around that corner, and that corner, and that corner... 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
1587 I highly recommend the Urban Legend Alligator. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1588 The hors d'oeuvres of the prophets are served in the subway halls. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1589 For our specials, please check the board. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1590 Today's special is the track of lamb. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1591 I'm sorry, the escargots is available only on the uptown track. 1.2821 0.06803 78 62 10 6
1592 We'll definitely have the wine flight since we're not driving. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
1593 All of our meats are either sliced or smashed. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1594 Your order is being held momentarily due to a sick passenger. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1595 I would highly recommend the Midnight Special. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1596 Today's food will arrive at 19:00. 1.2821 0.07043 78 63 8 7
1597 Yes, everything on the menu this evening is sourced locally. 1.2821 0.06803 78 62 10 6
1598 Today's special is subway sandwiches. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1599 No sir, I'm afraid a sub sandwich is one of the few things we can't prepare. 1.2821 0.07043 78 63 8 7
1600 The specials tonight are the L, the 1, and the NJT. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1601 Sorry folks. That entree left the station with my last customer. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1602 Your appetizers will arrive at 7:02. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1603 Great choice sir. Now, if you fine folks can spot me a couple dollars for a ticket. I'll be back in no time with your order. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1604 Sorry, the "Eat and Run" special just sold out. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1605 Your drinks will be here shortly. They're on an express train. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1606 We're out of alligator. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1607 Madam, your selection can be picked up at Station 26. Sir, your selection will be ready at Station 27. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
1608 If you like jalopenos in your jambalaya, I suggest the Third Rail. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1609 Congratulations! That was the one millionth Subway joke...today! 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1610 Welcome to Shake Shack. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1611 The daily special is delayed an estimated 20 minutes. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1612 The subway-to-table concept excites me. What beers in a paper bag do you have? 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
1613 May I suggest the Strap-Hanger Steak? 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1614 Footlong sandwiches? Where do you think you are? 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1615 May I suggest a Pinot Noir that goes well with the F train! 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1616 Perhaps madam would prefer to order at a real Subway. 1.2821 0.06803 78 62 10 6
1617 The "gravy train" is due immediately following your appetizer. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
1618 No, I am not a trainee. 1.2821 0.06803 78 62 10 6
1619 The Merlot is imported from Queens. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1620 Our standard fare is two seventy five. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
1621 Whatever you do, don't order the ratatouille 1.2821 0.06803 78 62 10 6
1622 Something unappetizing to start? 1.2821 0.06803 78 62 10 6
1623 Our rat au jus is locally sourced. 1.2821 0.07043 78 63 8 7
1624 The owner thought it would be easier as the food critics live down here. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1625 Your meal is being delayed by soup traffic ahead of us. We apologize for any inconvenience. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1626 I'm sorry, but due to signal problems and an express train out of service at 34th Street, the pork loin will be experiencing delays of up to 20 minutes. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1627 Larry, I don't see any sandwiches on the menu. Are you sure this is Subway? 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1628 And the catch of the day today is rat. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1629 Is this the express menu? 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1630 The lack of atmosphere won't last long 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1631 Are you familiar with the food down under? 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1632 Pardon me, Sir, but we do not refer to our Ratatouille as rat. 1.2821 0.07043 78 63 8 7
1633 I'm sorry, but if you want the lobster bisque, you'll have to go to the next stop. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1634 Yes, the chicken is local. 1.2821 0.07043 78 63 8 7
1635 Sir, may I suggest you select from the menu rather than that sub-way map! 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1636 Our kitchen's a little backed up due to a medical emergency at Canal Street. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1637 And the crab will be arriving in just three minutes. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1638 Our special today is the 'Third Rail Surprise'. 1.2821 0.05443 78 57 20 1
1639 Apologies, sir—I believe you have us mistaken. We have no $5 footlongs on the menu nor ever have. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1640 Our special tonight is the flat iron steak, but it won't be ready until after the 10:02. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1641 The tunnel rat is very fresh. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1642 We don't serve Subways here, sir. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1643 If you're locals and looking for something different, may I suggest the express lunch? 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1644 Can I interest you in some sparkling water or ear plugs? 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1645 I think you've got time for dessert 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1646 The flatiron sub is a local favorite 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1647 If you can guess when the 2nd Avenue subway will be finished, dinner is free! 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1648 May I suggest the 'to go' menu? 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1649 I'll have the third rail fried chicken 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1650 Welcome to the top 1%. 1.2821 0.07043 78 63 8 7
1651 We offer uptown local fare until 10:00 o'clock 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1652 At this junction, I'd get it to go. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1653 The fresh catch of the day starts at 6:27. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1654 No, I cannot validate parking. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1655 I am your Metro'd, Subastian. May I suggest the sub sandwiches with a glass of Chablis? 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1656 And to drink, I think you'll find the Night Train to be a fitting choice 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1657 all our pigeons are locally sourced 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1658 We require our Dine 'n' Dash reservations to pay in advance. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1659 Please tell me your choices now. It will get loud in about 5 seconds. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1660 Uptown or Downtown special? 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1661 We fresh-squeeze our orange juice every four minutes. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1662 At this station you may eat local or express. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1663 Well, now you know why the Coupon Discounts are so deep. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1664 You're paying for the ambiance. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1665 The Shiraz pairs nicely with diesel fumes. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1666 Welcome to the real Subway. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1667 Of course our Rat-atouille is farm to table 1.2821 0.06803 78 62 10 6
1668 I'll be back to check on you in approximately eight minutes. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
1669 The ratatouille is our locally grown special. 1.2821 0.07043 78 63 8 7
1670 Your drinks should be arriving shortly. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1671 Your dinner will arrive at 7:23. 1.2821 0.06803 78 62 10 6
1672 May I start you off by reminding you of your relative insignificance? 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
1673 You get a complimentary dessert if you order before the train comes into the station. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1674 I recommend the rodent carpaccio. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1675 The Rush-Hour Special? Of course it's fresh. It was still squeaking just minutes ago. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1676 Our menu has changed since the merger with Subway. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1677 Nothing is locally sourced. You're on the express platform. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1678 I'm sorry. At the moment, we are out of Long Island Duck. However, we expect some shortly on the 1:45. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1679 Number 23 is the local favorite... 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1680 hottest restaurant in NYC 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1681 Welcome to the Platform restaurant. Our menu is à la car 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
1682 The sea bass came in fresh on the Red Line. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
1683 Sorry about the wait. Everything here is local. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1684 ...and the MTA Special comes with a spray paint marinade. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1685 Our special this evening is the subway sandwich. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1686 We have a nice 2011 in our wine cellar upstairs. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1687 I hear the rat's not even local. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1688 Not to rush you or anything, but the dessert cart will be by in approximately ten minutes. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1689 No, we do not serve $5 foot-longs. What do you think this is . . . 1.2763 0.06908 76 61 9 6
1690 Today's special is a lightly braised opossum found on the Lexington Avenue Line. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1691 If this works, we're going to franchise. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
1692 The menu is the same as our uptown branch's. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
1693 This is as underground cuisine as you can get 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1694 "We pass the savings along to our customers". 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1695 Yes, a lot of people think we only serve sandwiches. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1696 Good evening folks. Welcome to the original fast food restaurant. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1697 Tokens? 1.2763 0.06908 76 61 9 6
1698 The rodent stew is locally sourced. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1699 I'm sorry - on weekends fish and poultry do not stop here. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1700 I am sorry, sir but all our sandwiches are subs. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1701 Have you found a train to your liking? 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1702 Today's special is third-rail fried cod. 1.2763 0.06908 76 61 9 6
1703 Sorry! The Express Lunch is not available at this station. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
1704 The dining car should be fixed by Friday. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
1705 My personal favorite is the Coney Island-bound Salmon that was stopped in Jamaica Bay 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1706 Welcome to subway, I'm Jared your server 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1707 No, funny guy, your steak won’t be hard to chew chew. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1708 Mr. and Mrs. Madoff, I am afraid things are going to get even worse. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1709 the dining car was more fun. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1710 I'm tired of eating at Subway. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1711 I'll have the sub of the day. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1712 Everything is local here. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1713 May I recommend something a little less local? 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1714 Can I interest you in a pre rush hour cocktail? 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1715 If this location isn't satisfactory I can move you to a nice two-top in Queens. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
1716 Sir, will we be dining in tonight or is this a to go? 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1717 ...and our seafood special is a grilled mahi-mahi for fifty tokens. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1718 Express service has been cancelled, but I'm a local. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1719 Let me mention that the mushrooms are locally sourced. 1.2763 0.06908 76 61 9 6
1720 Rail Kill is our farm-to-table special this evening. It’s fresh, seasonal, and local. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1721 All of steaks are tenderized under 40 tons of steel. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1722 Today's special is a slice of pizza dragged down the stairs by a rat, "as seen on YouTube". 1.2763 0.06908 76 61 9 6
1723 The halibut will arrive on the 7:43. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
1724 Welcome to Tavern on the Grime. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1725 Yes, this table is the closest to our farm. 1.2763 0.06908 76 61 9 6
1726 We are in a bit of a hurry. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1727 Everything on the menu is local...... 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1728 We serve only Subway sandwiches. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
1729 I'm sorry we don't have a quieter table. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1730 Next time, call for a reservation. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1731 For faster service you need to be at 14th street 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
1732 If you'd like the souffle, I suggest you catch the B train then transfer back to Brooklyn. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1733 I'm sorry, madam, but the Chilean sea bass is available at the 23rd street stop for only the B, D, F, and M lines over on Sixth Avenue. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1734 Yes. You have time. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1735 How would you like that Amtrak special -- late or on time? 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1736 Welcome to Subway. Our Special tonight is tube steak. 1.2763 0.06908 76 61 9 6
1737 TripAdvisor apparently gave it 5 stars. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1738 It's called an unmovable feast. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1739 All food is local today. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1740 May I suggest today's special, number 23? 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1741 That one takes a minute forty-five. 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
1742 I recommend the rail kill. 1.2763 0.06908 76 61 9 6
1743 Take your time, we are open 24 hours. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1744 I'd recommend our third-rail special. 1.2763 0.07157 76 62 7 7
1745 What do you mean---where did the "S" car go? 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1746 Subway? 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1747 The A Line is quite good this evening. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1748 I RECOMMEND THE THIRD RAIL SEARED SALMON STEAK . 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1749 Which sandwich is our most popular?"—Surely you jest. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1750 I recommend the 'Third Rail Special.' It's electric eel. 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
1751 Yes, we are exclusively local 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1752 The chef wishes to recommend the Midnight Special 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
1753 Following an earlier incident at Fulton Street, the uptown bisque is running with delays. 1.2763 0.07157 76 62 7 7
1754 I am sorry. After 9 we only offer the local, not the express menu. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1755 Shall I assume you are in a rush to order dinner? 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
1756 I'll bet you leave a tip this time! 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1757 Not to hurry you, but the 5:28 seating begins in four minutes. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
1758 Your appetizers will be here in 3 minutes, what would you like as your main course. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1759 We now accept bitcoin as well as tokens. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1760 excellent choice, our steak is fresh off the cattle car ! 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1761 We got sidetracked....we are ready to order now. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1762 I highly recommend the subway sandwich. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1763 From the pop-up menu, your entree will await you at Canal Street and your dessert Whitehall Street. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1764 Everything is locally sourced within a ten minute ride. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1765 The 11:30 to New Jersey is lovely, but you might consider the special to Connecticut. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1766 Our special coffee tonight is "Expresso." 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
1767 Yes, you may order from the express or local menu. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1768 Right. Subway sandwiches then. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1769 All I'll say is that the beef carpaccio is about as local as it gets. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1770 The sub sandwich is local. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1771 Your dinner is due to arrive at 8:30 on track 23. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1772 Speak quickly, I won't be able to hear shortly. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1773 Our new chef is very highly trained. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1774 Can I take your order now? The uptown local is due in two minutes. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1775 Tonight's special is arriving on the "B" train 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1776 There's nothing steamed any more. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1777 And no, we do not serve subway sandwiches. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1778 Our menu features locally sourced, free-range pigeon. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1779 For an appetizer, may I recommend the Chew-Chew. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1780 Just take the "A" tray. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1781 Your lunch will be here in time for dinner. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1782 Our veal cutlet is really flat. 1.2763 0.07157 76 62 7 7
1783 For obvious reasons, we don't validate parking. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1784 Your locally sourced shaved fennel will arrive from Jamesport on the 6:17. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1785 We'd like to turn the table before the 7:50 pulls in. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
1786 As you can tell, we're focused on subway fare. 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
1787 I recommend everything steamed. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1788 WELL...LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT BY THE KITCHEN. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1789 All of our beef comes fresh off the track. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1790 I will say this one more time, Vern, this place never feels cozy to me. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1791 We pride ourselves in tunnel to table cuisine...should I give you guys a few more minutes? 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1792 The local specials will take an extra 15 minutes. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1793 For the soufflé you'll need to wait until 8:04. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1794 Tonight's T-bone special is currently delayed by approximately 25 minutes. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1795 Have you noticed our new mural? 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1796 We have a limited menu today. Our line cook is down. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
1797 Hello and welcome to Ambience. May I take your order? 1.2763 0.07157 76 62 7 7
1798 With so many pop-up restaurants lately, the chef wanted to go the other way 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
1799 Take all the time you need. We're open 24/7. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1800 I'm afraid the soufflé keeps falling. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1801 Yes, we serve 23 varieties of our Subway Sandwich. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1802 Yes, it is a subway. No, we do not serve sandwiches. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1803 Dine and Dash 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
1804 Of course its fresh...its Subway. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1805 The first class meal comes with 2 free tokens and complimentary hand sanitizer. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1806 Tonight's special is electrocuted rat. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1807 The express lunch will have you out of here in no time. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1808 Make it snappy. I've got a train to catch. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1809 We specialize in Tunnel to Table cuisine 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
1810 The special will not be available until 6:08. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1811 And our fresh catch of the day is rat 1.2763 0.07157 76 62 7 7
1812 I don't know why we come here - the service always stinks. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1813 The usual for you and Mrs. Zizmore? 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
1814 I'm sorry sir, but we do not have a table by the window. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
1815 And for dessert, a young boy will sell you some Welch's fruit snacks. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
1816 Do you want this to go? 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
1817 Welcome to Subway. Can I get you started with some bread? 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
1818 The chef recommends you eat fast and get the hell out of here. 1.2727 0.07073 77 63 7 7
1819 Someday I will have a chain of restaurants, I just don't know what to call them. 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
1820 Our house special is the third rail steak. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
1821 Yes, the owner is certainly taking the underground movement to a new level. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
1822 Tonight's special is Pan-Seared Veal Medallions and the floorshows are at 7:57, 8:10, 8:23, 8:36, 8:49, 9:02, 9:21, 9:40, 9:59, 10:18, 10:37, 10:56, 11:15, 11:34, and 11:54. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1823 The pasta special is delayed 11 minutes due to ongoing track work. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1824 What makes you think we'd offer subs? 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
1825 Will we be dining in or will that be to-go? 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1826 May I suggest our holiday schedule special? 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1827 You may make the 11:35 with the Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki, but I suggest the 12:15. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1828 I recommend pairing it with our house wine, which has an earthy hint of diesel smoke and cherries. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1829 The flatiron steak is quite popular. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1830 the rush hour special is only good between 5:06 and 6:06 pm. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1831 "Yes, the rat tartare, excellent choice". 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1832 I’ll have a 6 inch Subway Club. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1833 ...and was that a six inch or foot long? 1.2667 0.06932 75 61 8 6
1834 Yes, the express lunch uses local ingredients, but only off-peak. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1835 Yes, it's extremely local. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1836 Yes, all the meat is free range. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1837 I assume you'll want that rare? 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1838 May I recommend the third rail seared strip steak 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
1839 Wow, this is even better than Subway. 1.2667 0.06932 75 61 8 6
1840 May I recommend our track-to-table rat? 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1841 I'm sorry, folks, but dining-out on the Republican platform really isn't what it used to be. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1842 Our vegetables are grown on the Local. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1843 And how would you like your pigeon done? 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1844 Due to police activity at 34th St., we are out of the duck breast this evening. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1845 Sorry, no submarine sandwich! Where do you think you are? 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1846 Would you like the Eat and Go 7:38 menu or the more leisurely 8:27 menu? 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
1847 COULD YOU STEP IT UP FOLKS, I HAVE TO CATCH THE NEXT TRAIN BACK TO THE KITCHEN. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1848 I'd suggest the Express Option 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1849 Our menu has both express and local selections. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1850 The fish is local and delivered daily. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1851 They're both local, sir. But the downtown varietal is a bit tougher than the uptown one. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1852 Joan was curious about the escargot, but I'm wondering where the L train stops. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1853 No, the greens are locally grown, but the mushrooms are actually grown on the local. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1854 We just received a fresh delivery from 22nd Street. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1855 Tonight's special is a unique take on ratatouille. 1.2667 0.06932 75 61 8 6
1856 The rat is locally sourced. 1.2667 0.07187 75 62 6 7
1857 Rush hour specials are not available until the 4:30 comes thru. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1858 Have you tried our Holland Tunnel location? 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1859 May I recommend the wild-caught third-rail special 23? 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1860 I have to be honest - Platform nine and three quarters has better food! 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1861 The lobster will be arriving on the 7:20 train. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1862 The chef's special tonight is the "ratatouille". 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1863 The soft shells are domestically raised but the broccoli is imported from street level. 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
1864 Because of an earlier incident, our specials are now cooking only on the express track. You will have to pick them up at 34th street. We apologize for any inconvenience. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1865 Might I recommend the Prime Rib arriving at 6:47. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1866 This week's special is ratatouille 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1867 All of our ingredients are locally sourced within five trains stops. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1868 Sorry sir, it's all local. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1869 The farm-to-table menu doesn't start until 7:08 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1870 How would you like your dinner sourced, local or express? 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1871 I would suggest the blue line special. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1872 The prix fixe--5 courses, 5 stops--does not include tokens. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1873 Our local catch of the day is a half eaten hoagie, marinated in a plastic baggie with what smells like Italian dressing. 1.2667 0.06932 75 61 8 6
1874 My name is Jared and I'll be your server. 1.2667 0.07187 75 62 6 7
1875 They're traditionally served fried. I'll have to check with the third rail. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1876 Welcome to the original "Subway". Can I tell you about today's foot longs? 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1877 All of our rat is track-to-table 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1878 The special today is a charred Rattus. Locally sourced. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1879 We'll have two expressos. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1880 I apologize for the delay regarding your appetizers, there's a signal problem at 14th Street. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1881 You don't want that, believe me. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1882 Yes, the Blue Plate Special rattles. In fact, all the dishes rattle. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1883 If you're going with red, might I recommend the 19:59? 1.2667 0.06932 75 61 8 6
1884 You could always start with the peanut butter crackers followed by a stick of sugarless gum. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1885 I suggest the wild pigeon with the medley of local insects. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1886 I recommend either the Humidity Sous Vide Chicken or the Third Rail Seared Tuna. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1887 Chef recommends today's fresh catch, house ratatouille. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1888 I'm afraid that one's only available on the local. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1889 "The menu is all desserts because this is the dessert station 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1890 ...that comes with a subway grime reduction with hints of a hot crowded platform odor and is served on a bed of mesculun. 1.2667 0.06932 75 61 8 6
1891 The nighly specials will arrive in 20 minutes or so. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1892 That's two minute steaks, rare 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1893 Yeah, I know, and the food's not that great either. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1894 I also recommend the lobster, which is brought in daily from Penn Station. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1895 And the last course is gently infused with brake smoke, tableside. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1896 Might I suggest the fish? It pairs well with the fumes from the 12:37. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1897 Welcome to our latest underground supper club. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1898 The special of the day is ratatouille. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1899 Welcome to the downtown side of our newest pop up location. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1900 And would you like your chicken baked, fried or slowly electro-sauteed on the third rail? 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1901 You may choose one from column Local and one from column Express. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1902 The squab is locally sourced. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1903 The luncheon express arrives in two minutes. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1904 Our Subway-to-Table Special tonight is cage-free, organic, garbage-fed sewer rats. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1905 If you're going to want the dessert, I suggest you order it now. 1.2667 0.06932 75 61 8 6
1906 You requested a table with no view and no atmosphere. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1907 Yes, they're locally grown and fresh-caught, but I'd recommend a different choice. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1908 May I suggest the minute steak special- the 5:42 is arriving shortly. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1909 Our rat au poivre is superb. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1910 And finally...we have a lovely, locally sourced ratatouille on the menu. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1911 Welcome to actual subway. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1912 You can catch an Express menu at 14th Street. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1913 The Subway Rat á Touille is a very popular choice, madam. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1914 Our catch of the day should be arriving on the D train in two minutes. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1915 I'm sorry, but the grits are only available on the southbound platform. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1916 This is so nice, I can see why Subway has so many franchises. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1917 Sorry. Locals only! 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1918 Our meat is locally raised and cage free. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1919 The charbroiled rib eye can arrive on the 7:5, but if you are in a rush the chicken salad can come on the 6:47. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1920 And the rat is very fresh tonight. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1921 Please forgive the dust as we finish our renovations. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1922 No, I'm sorry. The rat is not local today. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1923 Yes, the rat is very fresh this evening. 1.2667 0.06932 75 61 8 6
1924 "All You Can Eat" comes with a ticket for the next train 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1925 You have time...really. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1926 If your wanted to make an 8 o'clock performance you should have dined at an express stop. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1927 Welcome to In-N-Out Burger. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1928 SO THAT WILL BE, TWO RUSH HOUR SPECIAL'S ? 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1929 I told you not to overreact. That's why we got kicked out of the dining car. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1930 Bag of chips with diet soda is our most popular selection. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1931 Take your time. The express lunch will be delayed. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1932 Our vermin special is locally sourced. 1.2667 0.06932 75 61 8 6
1933 Sorry, Madame, the Steak Tartare is only available at our uptown venue. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1934 Please hurry! I hear the train! 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
1935 Sorry, w're out of Manhattans. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1936 I'm sorry, but the salmon is coming in on track 24. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1937 I don't know if that entree is six inches. You're at the wrong Subway. 1.2667 0.06932 75 61 8 6
1938 It's Subway Station Restaurant Week, and tonight sir, we have a token special! 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
1939 You've got about 8 minutes. Your order? 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1940 Because this is an express, I'll only be taking dessert orders. 1.2667 0.06932 75 61 8 6
1941 Unfortunately, it is locally grown. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1942 Oh yes, madam, the venison is VERY fresh. 1.2667 0.06932 75 61 8 6
1943 For today's specials we the chef's famous Rat-atouille. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1944 Your choices will depend on whether you are waiting for the express or the local. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1945 This is our most private table. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1946 You might have time for a small dessert if you're willing to miss the next train. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1947 Dessert? I'm afraid you'll have to swipe your card again. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1948 I'm sorry, we only have foot-long sandwiches. This is a Subway. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1949 Try the Rat tatouille. It's delish! 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1950 Yes, the grilled rat is locally sourced. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1951 Yes, we've been called Hoagieway since the lawsuit. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1952 Ambience ... Smambience. You wanna order or not? 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1953 You really don't want the subway sandwich 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1954 We chose a local station because we're part of the slow food movement. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1955 Our meat is all local and free range 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1956 Henry I will think the waiter is trying to railroad us! 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1957 We don't do takeout. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1958 Sorry, no soup. This is an express table. 1.2667 0.07187 75 62 6 7
1959 I didn't think this is what you meant by "hottest" restaurant in the city. 1.2667 0.06932 75 61 8 6
1960 I'm sorry, but you'll have to wait for the local special. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1961 We'll take the check with our dinner. We've got a train to catch. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1962 The mixed grill is locally sourced 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1963 Yes Ma'am, the seafood IS fresh off the train. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1964 Should the train actually be on time, would you like it "to go"? 1.2667 0.05141 75 55 20 0
1965 May I suggest a bag of peanuts followed by a luke warm hot dog in a soggy bun, and a bottle of tepid water. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1966 Our Grenache goes beautifully with the red line. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1967 All of our choices make you feel like the number 23 train. You fill up quickly, but have to run all day. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1968 You'll want to hurry up. 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
1969 Our meat special is free range organic, and sourced locally. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1970 I assure you, everything here is completely local. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1971 We're known for our ambiance. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1972 Why yes, we did change our decor! Olive Garden wanted to go for a more edgy, modern feel. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1973 We only serve the specials at express stops. 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
1974 Our prices include transportation fees. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
1975 We've been having a lot of dine-and-dash issues lately... 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1976 She'll have The Local and I'll have The Express. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1977 You should try the "subway" special. 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
1978 My first wife and I used to dine at the yacht club. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1979 Well, would you prefer a table next to the kitchen? 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1980 Would you like the local or express menu? 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
1981 Welcome to Choo-Chews, where our name will likely be the best part of your dining experience. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
1982 It's a new concept...City to Table. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
1983 All of our food is local. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
1984 Welcome to Authentic New York. Can I take your order? 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
1985 If you do not find these accommodations to your liking, might I recommend you visit our Third Rail Lounge. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
1986 How much of a tip did you leave last time, dear? 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1987 I told you not to question the chef. 1.2568 0.06954 74 61 7 6
1988 We struck that from the menue, but they're serving it at 34th Street. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
1989 Actually, the chef usually takes a taxi. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1990 Our special today is a subway sandwich 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
1991 And tonight's mood music will be "Take the A Train." 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
1992 May we tempt you with the locavore option this evening - a sublime mouse meuniere. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1993 We offer a three course prix fire menu - served at 6:16, 6:42 and 7:11. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
1994 May I recommend the rat? 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
1995 May I recommend the #6 uptown to 42nd street then the Shuttle to Times Square. 1.2568 0.06954 74 61 7 6
1996 Our ratatouille is different. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
1997 May I recommend the railroad stakes. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1998 We offer quiet dining with only an occasional interruption of your train of thought. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
1999 Might I recommend the subway sandwich. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2000 May I suggest another venue? 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2001 Our specialty tonight is a slice of pizza brought to your table by a rat. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
2002 Needless to say, everything on the menu here is "local". 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2003 The CFO of Subway is trying to make the restaurant more authentic. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2004 Everything is local up to 10:00 PM. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
2005 Sandwiches? Where do you think you are, sir? Subway? 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2006 We have the freshest selection of seafood in the city. Our next shipment of Halibut is scheduled to arrive in four minutes. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
2007 Would you like to hear our train delayed special? 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2008 Yes, it's locally sourced. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2009 Yes, I will have the Ratatouille 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2010 Really? Dine and dash? 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
2011 The menu prices might have increased. but you can rest assured that your lack of service will remain the same! 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2012 I recommend the rabbit. It's freshly killed. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
2013 Might I suggest a good Midtown wine? 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
2014 What we lack in ambience we make up for in speed and fare. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
2015 Would you like to look at the "to go" menu? 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2016 At least we're not by the kitchen 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2017 Welcome to The Other Subway. May I recommend the Turnstile Chicken. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2018 And Pizza Rat has given us glowing reviews. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2019 Sorry. The Groupon coupon does not include the ride Uptown. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2020 We'll have fresh ratatouille just as soon as the 6:37 comes thru. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2021 Two stations and an escalator for me please 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
2022 We think it's going to be the next big thing after food trucks. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2023 Will you be having the Express Lunch? 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2024 Sir. Madam. The à la carte tray will be arriving at 8.06 from Westminster. In the meantime anything to drink? 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2025 You have two minutes and ten seconds. Order fast. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2026 Tonishrkt's shplecial iz whdirjdjooo snsorrrndffs. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2027 The conductor recommends the veal this evening. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2028 May I recommend our Route of the Day. 1.2568 0.07215 74 62 5 7
2029 Our special this week is Railroad Ratatouille made with real rats. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
2030 I'm sorry. The Warm Mousseline of Sussex Chicken stuffed with Cave Matured Roquefort is available only on the IRT. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2031 For the special of the day, we have a locally sourced Ratatouille 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2032 Well, you're not the only people waiting here. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2033 I highly recommend the 9:15 PM to Bleecker Street. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2034 All of our house wines tonight are full-bodied with earthy undertones. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2035 The house dressing is a stale urine vinaigrette. It's quite popular. 1.2568 0.06954 74 61 7 6
2036 In terms of specials, the soufflé is only available every 4 minutes during rush hour. 1.2568 0.05113 74 55 19 0
2037 If you've got a better way to get locally grown *and* reduce our carbon footprint, we'd love to hear it. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
2038 The rat steak is locally sourced. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
2039 Welcome to The Platform. I’m Casey, your waiter in training. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2040 I hope you are excited by our new "platform to table" concept. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2041 And today's wine is from grapes only crushed by the 1 train. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2042 All of our squabs are raised locally. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2043 Will you be ordering from first class or coach? 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2044 May I suggest our sizzling third rail, flat iron pelt? 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2045 I should mention that the special comes with complementary ear plugs. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2046 May I suggest the 2:50pm train to Brooklyn, it's quite prompt. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2047 Would you like to hear about today's special? It's our catch of the day. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2048 I'm afraid we don't offer $5 footlongs at this subway. 1.2568 0.06954 74 61 7 6
2049 Rail or top shelf? 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
2050 Is this your first time dining with the Metro system? 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2051 I'll have the Trump steak marinated in the tears of GOP establishment leaders. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2052 Dessert? You don't have time for dessert. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2053 All our ingredients are sourced by the local. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2054 That will be a Salad Nicoise and hold the 4 train. Thank you, sir. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2055 Tonight's specials include fresh tunnel to table fare. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2056 ...and our dinner music will blow you away. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
2057 Our special tonight is Barbecued Rat in a Roach Reduction. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2058 My best recommendation is eating somewhere else! 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2059 It pairs well with the D train. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2060 Your doo wop entertainment should be arriving momentarily. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2061 We'll know the special when the 8:45 train comes in. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2062 I'm sorry, sir, you'll have to go to 34th St for our Express menu. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2063 Don't worry about rats - they seemed to have disappeared. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2064 The rat is fresh. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2065 The Specials may be delayed due to track work. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2066 Chef would like your order now. He has a train to catch. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2067 Can I start you folks off with something local? 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2068 Our prices can't go any lower. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2069 There’s a surcharge for the ambiance. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2070 We installed this table to attract the Pokémon afficianados - guess who's under it? 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2071 May we order to go? 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2072 Welcome to the You just missed the 5:15 Cafe. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
2073 The veal is paper thin. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2074 Your appetizer has been delayed due to construction on the track. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2075 If you have to ask, you're not a hipster. 1.2533 0.06869 75 62 7 6
2076 The braised rodent is very fresh. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
2077 May I suggest you start with dessert! 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2078 Yes, you have plenty of time for the souffle before the next train arrives. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2079 The cook said he will start making your appetizers immediately after he finishes his set and safely packs away his banjo. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2080 Why wait when you can be waited on? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2081 We apologize for the unavoidable delay. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2082 May I recommend the Orient Express? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2083 I'd strongly suggest the minute steak. Our Metro is due in 90 seconds. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2084 The chicken runs local on the weekends. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2085 Happy 23rd Anniversary! 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2086 We also have the à la car menu available at 8:46. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2087 Would you care for an expresso before you start? 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2088 I highly recommend the Number Six! 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2089 Honey, can you tell the waiter it feels a little drafty in here. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2090 May I recommend the local catch of the day. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2091 A bottle of our best Chemin de Fer? 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2092 Glad you complained about being seated too near the kitchen? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2093 All of today's specials have been locally sourced. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2094 The chef tells me the subway sandwich is especially good tonight. 1.2500 0.05139 72 54 18 0
2095 Is this the "to go" menu? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2096 The reviews did say it would be noisy. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2097 Sorry, this station has the local menu only. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2098 You may want to avoid the fish. The train from the coast is 2 hours late. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2099 Tell me more about the express lunch. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2100 Waiter what can we get quickly? We're in a hurry. Have to catch a train 1.2500 0.07063 72 60 6 6
2101 May I suggest some ear plugs with your dinner this evening? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2102 Might I suggest a nice screech this evening? 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2103 All of our food is local—never express! 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2104 Want to try the original subway sandwich? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2105 I'll take whatever's local. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2106 Chef recommends the track-fired charcuterie. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2107 We're expecting delays on the steak, Sir. May I recommend another route? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2108 Sorry, that's only available on the express lines. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2109 The rat-a-tooey is quite good. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2110 We have fresh oysters coming in on the 6:48. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2111 Here for the Subway Series prix fixe dinner, folks? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2112 I understand your displeasure so there will be no charge for the whine. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2113 No brats, no dogs and no fries. If you wanted them, you should have gone to the bus station. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2114 No, those are your waiters; I'll be your server. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2115 The city has changed. The 23 Club used to be gritty. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2116 We also do takeaway if you have a train to catch. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2117 It's a pilot program we refer to as 'Bistro métro' 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2118 Welcome to our newest Pret A Manger location. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2119 Yes, sir, sub sandwiches are a house specialty. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2120 Our herbs come from Brooklyn on the 5:20, our honey from Queens rootop beekeepers, and our wine from upstate via the Acela. Would you like fries with that? The potatoes come in on the LIE with the chef every day. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
2121 Two Third Rail charburgers coming right up. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2122 And how you like your steak sir, bloody, medium, or third rail? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2123 Our sausage is inspired by the tunnel-to-table movement 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2124 I know the service is a bit slow that's because everything here is local. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2125 will you be having local or expresso? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2126 Tonight's special is fresh ratatouille, which comes with chlorine and complimentary earplugs. 1.2466 0.06974 73 61 6 6
2127 I'll have a sub. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2128 Man, this restaurant really went off the rails since we last came. It used to be so good. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2129 I have it on good Transit Authority that the bisque is quite good. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2130 Go with one of Today's Specials if you want to avoid rush hour. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2131 All of our rats are locally sourced. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2132 The peekytoe crab is sourced at 34th Street; the chanterelles are hand-picked at the CPW stop, just north of here. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2133 I know it may seem ridiculous, but he MTA doesn't allow us to serve alcohol. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2134 Entrees at the same time as the appetizers, I assume? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2135 May I suggest the rack of rat. It's very fresh. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
2136 Just consider it a very realistic trompe l'oeil decor. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2137 If your train leaves after the 9 o'clock feel free to order the souffle 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2138 That one takes a little longer; it's coming in from Pittsburg. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2139 The ratatouille is locally farmed. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2140 That is no longer on the menu. The chef has moved on. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2141 I'm sorry, there will be a delay with your dinner tonight due to an earlier incident at 34th Street. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2142 No, gluten-free options are served only at our uptown table. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2143 Luckily, we got here before the rush. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2144 With all due respect, you DID ask for the smoking section. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2145 Our chef's special tonight is already several hours late, I'm afraid. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2146 This place has really gone down the tubes since the Jared Fogle incident. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2147 Of course , EVERYTHING , is to go. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2148 I recommend the salmon which just arrived on the express train from Fulton St.! 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2149 The house Cabernet pairs quite nicely with the Downtown Express. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2150 In a half hour, the merciless hordes will trample your table. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2151 All our meats are local and free range. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2152 Sandwiches? No. Why would you think we served sandwiches? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2153 A new dish comes every 12 minutes. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2154 The sommelier comes in on the 6:33, but in the meantime I can pour you some ice water. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2155 May I suggest a Rush Hour Mule or our Mind the Gap Martini to start, followed by the Hustle and Bustle Mussels or perhaps the Straphanger Steak. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2156 The escargot may take a bit too long. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
2157 The catch of the day is rat. 1.2466 0.06974 73 61 6 6
2158 The Cabernet Sauvignon pairs nicely with the rush hour. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2159 Our pizza-rat is locally sourced. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
2160 I told you the Groupon for this place wasn't a good deal. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2161 ONLY subway sandwiches. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2162 Might I suggest the Express Burger if you need to make it by curtain time? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2163 So this was the better service the MTA promised? 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
2164 Welcome to The Subway. I'm your server, Jared. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2165 We're expecting a fresh shipment of clams on the 4:15 from Little Neck. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2166 The soup de jour is pea. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2167 Around here, 'underground gourmet' isn't a metaphor. 1.2466 0.05080 73 55 18 0
2168 I recommend the tube spaghetti. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2169 I really like everything on the Blue line up to Central Park, everything beyond that is pretty pedestrian. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2170 George...this isn't what I expected when you said, "I'd like to treat you to an exotic subterranean meal." 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2171 If you're in a hurry, order from our express menu. If not try our local specials. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2172 Amtrak is still committed to providing the finest dining experience anywhere. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2173 Yes, our rat is locally sourced. It's from Track 2. 1.2466 0.06974 73 61 6 6
2174 (Will that be for here? Or to go.) 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2175 We're out of the brisket. You could try over on the uptown side. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2176 You both being locavores, you’ve come to the right place. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2177 Gee, we should have just gone to Subway. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2178 Our special today is mugger's stew, last-stop lasagna, and pick pocket penne with a mock reduced fare glaze. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2179 I assure you they're fresh. We catch them right here every morning. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2180 The New York underground experience isn't what it used to be. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2181 Following dinner, dancing will commence a when the busker arrives. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2182 I recommend the lobster. It came in on the B train this morning. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2183 We have a wonderful rat-a-touille special on tonight's menu. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2184 Today's special is Ratatouille.... May I validate your parking? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2185 With that wine, I'd suggest the Lexington line. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2186 Steamed lamb, steamed trout, steamed pork chop. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2187 Yeah honey, the chickens are free range. 1.2466 0.06974 73 61 6 6
2188 You can't go wrong with the trout; it came in at 3:04 pm today. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2189 Will this be all on one reality check? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2190 We also have a one-course ten minute special. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2191 Perhaps you'd like to try our signature cocktail, the Bernard Goetz Screwdriver. 1.2466 0.06974 73 61 6 6
2192 Dining "L" Fresco? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2193 Our subway sandwiches are to die for. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
2194 Sorry, there's nothing local on the menu 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2195 We're out of the oysters Rockefeller Center. May I suggest the blackened subway tile fish. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2196 The diner car will arrive momentarily. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2197 The rat is local. The service is express. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2198 I recommend the Midnight Special. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2199 Tonight's special is an imported espress which you can change here for the local 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2200 May I suggest the "Caboose Kabob"? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2201 Seems a little fancy for a "Subway". 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2202 Our chef comes to us from 21. He's working on a totally new platform! 1.2466 0.05080 73 55 18 0
2203 Harold, you just had fish last night. You have such a one track mind. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2204 Our chef uses only the finest ingredients, with a certain chemin de fer that is only his. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2205 May I suggest, in the future, when asked to make a donation to the Clinton Foundation, you happily agree. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
2206 And yes, there is a gratuity rate hike for sub-standard service. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2207 Expect delays on the Merlot and Chardoney 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2208 Sorry, those entrees already left this station. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2209 And with the Engineer's Entree we have the Mousse Caboose for dessert. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2210 The subway is quite a popular choice. 1.2466 0.06974 73 61 6 6
2211 Will this be to eat IN or ON? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2212 Sorry. We only serve local food. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2213 I hope you don't mind that we sat you next to the kitchen. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2214 The special tonight is our famous sub. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2215 Don't let me rush you. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2216 At midnight we have a special . 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2217 Our special today is locally sourced. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2218 I suggest the Burgundy '78 with the 5:49. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2219 Our chef is renowned for his training. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2220 Is it local? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2221 My apologies sir but I'm just a trainee 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2222 All of our food is locally sourced. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2223 We call it a Trump Hoagie, but it's really just the original Subway Spam. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2224 Dining 'Down Under' has a whole new meaning here in the Big Apple. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2225 I'm so sorry, the dining car isn't usually quite so full. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2226 I think you'll find that the Riesling pairs well with this station. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2227 I'll take the orange line roughy and she'll take the red line snapper." "Okay sir, yours will arrive at 5:57. Ma'am yours will be here at 6:08. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2228 We offer free-range, hyperlocal meat. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2229 I can move you to a table facing the Q 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2230 I bet if you tip the Maitre D more than 50 cents you'll get a better table next time... 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
2231 Several scenes from Law and Order were filmed in this location, as was a popular video of a rat carrying away a slice of pizza! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2232 Tonight our menu will be completely locally sourced. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2233 Trust me--you don't want to know how the Chicken a la Tracks is prepared. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2234 Of course, all of our ingredients are local. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2235 Hurry up and order. I gotta catch the next train! 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2236 I think dear we should order the Subway Special 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2237 Fast food? I should say so. 60 miles per hour! 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2238 Yes, the "rat surprise" is locally sourced. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2239 ...and the clams just came in from Rockaway on the 'A' train. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2240 Each course on our express menu is served every 3-5 minutes and comes with a complimentary transfer. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2241 Our trout is much fresher than what you get at track 18. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2242 So that's two, shaken not stirred. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2243 Your dinner will be delayed due to a sick passenger. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2244 How's the squab? 1.2394 0.07082 71 60 5 6
2245 Due to an earlier incident this meal will be running express to dessert. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2246 All our food is imported from 2nd Avenue. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2247 May I suggest anything to go? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2248 The kitchen closes in six minutes. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2249 Have you heard we just received a third Michelin star? 1.2394 0.07082 71 60 5 6
2250 Our special is our Cheese and Tomato Rodento ... it's a 1/8th circular extract that's been dragged through a stairwell to age before being toasted on the third rail to gourmet perfection ... 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2251 It's inevitable. We all spend our lives waiting until we die. Bread? 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
2252 I can recommend the subway. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2253 Our prices keep customers from feeding the rats. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2254 These "farm to fork" places sure are getting competitive... 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2255 well, we're famous for the rat. but, if it were me? i'd go with the homeless grump. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
2256 Our regulars swear by the Commuter's Special. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2257 May I suggest some fast food? 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2258 the BMT electric grilled fillet is a special with express service. It's flat out delicious. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2259 Everything we serve is local-sourced. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2260 'The Third Rail' proudly cooks with electricity. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2261 The Strap Hanger Bisque is crowded with a potpourri of flavors. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2262 We had dining cars, but most considered them as 'meals on wheels.' 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2263 Local or express salad with that? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2264 Jump then turnstile" is kangaroo loin with Sriracha fritters. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
2265 IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME DINING WITH US? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2266 Better not order souffle for dessert. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2267 I'm sorry sir, if that's what you want, you'll have to go to a Subway. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2268 Gratuity is one flat rate --$2.75 per customer. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2269 Just to let you know that your meal will be here shortly. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2270 If you see something you like, say something! 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
2271 No, we don't serve Subs here. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2272 No sir, we don't serve "expresso" at this location. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2273 This is one of our new signature SUBWAY locations, but the sandwich options are the same 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2274 What do I recommend? I recommend another restaurant, preferably one above ground, duh. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2275 The Union Square Special is not available at this West Side IRT location. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2276 The produce was sourced Locally; specials were struck by the Express. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2277 No Sir, we don't have a Footlong Chicken Caesar Melt. This isn't Subway. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2278 Sorry, sir, a three minute egg is out of the question. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2279 We're celebrating the London Blitz this week, sir. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2280 Due to an earlier incident, we're out of the Sea Bass. 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
2281 We specialize in local ingredients. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2282 Sorry, no submarine sandwiches here , , , this isn't a Subway. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
2283 The paella is coming from Brooklyn today and may take awhile. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2284 I assume that is to go? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2285 Tonight's special is a pan-roasted sea bass over farro and spinach for eleven swipes. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2286 I'm sorry, your dinner is delayed due to meal traffic ahead of you. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2287 Sorry, there are no Express selections, everything's Local-Sourced 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2288 All our produce is grown on the local. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2289 The chef recommends you get it to-go. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2290 Locally sourced entrees will be arriving on the 6. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
2291 Might I suggest we skip to coffee, my train is arriving. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2292 Our kitchen is in Far Rockaway. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2293 The ratatouille is sublime. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2294 Local fare and espresso? 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2295 Okay, that's two J's, no Q, one with extra 3 and a side of Z. You are aware that you'll have to change plates at 42nd street? 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2296 We're expecting fresh fish in a few minutes. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2297 Fine choice on wine selection- bad choice of table. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
2298 Yes. It's all locally sourced. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2299 I'll have your #23 subway special, with a pair of earplugs on the side, please. 1.2394 0.07082 71 60 5 6
2300 Only the local menu is available at this station. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
2301 Today's specials will be arriving local. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2302 Welcome to Twenty Three, I'm Casey Jones and I'll be your server. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2303 No, sir, we do not take Diners Club, but we do accept Metropas 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2304 Sorry, but we only serve rail drinks. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2305 Mine will be a Manhattan, uptown. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
2306 The bed of responsibly sourced mung beans would be the next station, sir. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2307 Your entrees will be here in 7 minutes, folks. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2308 We'll wait for dessert until we get to Canal Street. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2309 May I recommend the number 23? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2310 But does it hurt less than being alone? [actually that's my caption for the whale cartoon, but I'm late] 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
2311 All our meats are harvested locally... 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2312 I highly recommend the 7:40 to Larchmont. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2313 You want my recommendation? If you skip the appetizer you can make the next local and change for the express at 42nd street. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2314 You tell me what time your train is due and I'll let you know what is available on the menu. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2315 We went with the name Martinelli's--apparently 'Subway' was already taken. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2316 Here, when you order something to go it really means it. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2317 So, you're going uptown tonight. 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
2318 We wanted to keep your dining experience real. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2319 sorry we don't serve Subway sandwiches ! 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2320 Our chef has considerable training. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2321 Yes, the rat bolognese is locally sourced. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2322 Express meals on left, local meals on right, and the special today is 'The Third Rail...' 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2323 I said 21 club not 23 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
2324 It's all they had on OpenTable. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2325 I don't know why. Just order. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2326 Don't worry I've been trained for this. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2327 Sure, I can move you upstairs - we've a dandy median table at 23rd and Broadway 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2328 Because of construction, we're running on the breakfast menu for dinner 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2329 And would you prefer your fruit cocktail peak or off peak? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2330 ...and the asparagus, lovingly hand-carried to Syracuse station by a Cornell Delta Sigma Theta rushee, arrived fresh at 4:00 PM today via Amtrak's 284 Empire Service. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
2331 We accept cash and all major credit cards, but we are unable to accept your MetroCard. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2332 And the evening's entertainment is Koyaanisqatsi. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2333 If you want to catch the 7:10, I’d advise against the tasting menu. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2334 A cocktail before the next stop? 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2335 I'm sorry sir, I'm afraid prime rib is only served at station 29. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2336 Express lunch or the commuter special? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2337 Sorry, but the bisque is only available at our Penn Station location. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2338 Please hurry up, this is an express stop. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2339 And ,of course everything is sourced Local. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2340 It'll be 10 minutes for the soup and 15 minutes for the L. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2341 Our takeout may be more convenient if you're in a rush. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2342 This isn't Subway you know ... 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2343 Do want that locally sourced or express? 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2344 That will take a few minutes.The chef is at 14th street. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2345 The ultimate is to deliver a fine dining experience at home, we're half way there. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2346 And our seafood special tonight is wild Gowanus Canal bighead carp. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
2347 You can get espresso at 14th Street. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2348 Yes, sir... Many patrons pair their meal with a highly-chilled, mildly-hopped mid-American malt beverage...served, of course, in the customary 'brown bag' manner. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2349 Could you please hurry, I have a train to catch! 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2350 We are pleased to offer a special featuring our own mushrooms. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2351 Well, it did say "Off the Beaten Path Dining" in the ad. 1.2361 0.05040 72 55 17 0
2352 Don't rush 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2353 I'm afraid Pizza Rat is off this evening. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2354 All our trains are local. 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
2355 There is a delay with the fish this evening. Sorry for the inconvenience. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2356 If you order a subway sandwich, I *will* ask you to leave. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2357 An excellent choice, sir. And will Madam also be starting with Wonder Bread stuffed into her ears? 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
2358 Our special today is the chew-chew. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2359 Sorry, but the quiet corner table is taken. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2360 May I suggest the 30-second egg. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2361 Wonder why it's called In n' Out. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2362 Not what she had in mind when he said he wanted "Subway" 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2363 May I suggest some of our "local" specialties? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2364 The seabass takes a little longer. It's striped locally. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2365 We can't decide between the hoagie or the sub. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2366 Would you prefer carry-out? 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2367 I don't recommend the chocolate soufflé. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2368 It's all local-sourced, ma'am. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2369 And I'll say it again: we do not serve six or twelve-inch sandwiches. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2370 We encourage all our patrons to resist the temptation to dine and dash. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2371 So, two large pretzels with extra salt, will there be anything else? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2372 No need to hurry, the trains always run late. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2373 Welcome to Eminent Domain. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2374 If you see something in your soup, say something 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2375 May I recommend the subway sandwich accompanied by the brown bag wine. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2376 If you're in a hurry, Sir, I'd suggest the Steak Tartare. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2377 That's our pre-theater express menu. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2378 Our ingredients and clientele are all Locally sourced. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2379 I have a train to catch. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2380 The appetizers will arrive on the 6.16 G train. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2381 If the 'A' train arrives before your entrees, your hors d'oeuvres are free. 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
2382 It's what we call a pop-down restaurant 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
2383 Try the commuter special, it has non-stop fries. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2384 If there's a train wreck we comp your dinner. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2385 You must be from out-of-town. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2386 …and of course, everything is locally sourced. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2387 We serve locally sourced until about 3:30. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2388 And all our entrées are locally sourced. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2389 No stars, but we do have Michelin tires. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2390 I'm sorry, the gnocchi is only available at Station 27. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2391 Well, we prefer to call our "All-You-Can-Eat" lunch specials "Non-Stop". 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2392 Welcome to Subway. May I take your order. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2393 Chef says no more pizza. Rat got the last slice. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2394 These progressive dinners are getting weirder and weirder. 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
2395 Do you prefer the Expresso or Lo-Cal? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2396 I told you this restaurant was off the beaten path. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2397 We're locally sourced, but offer express service. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2398 12 inch or 6? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2399 May I suggest the Orange Blossom Special? 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
2400 The fish we get frozen, but the trains are all local. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2401 And have you dined in this station before? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2402 Today we have our tasty "turnstyle" tuna salad sandwich, served with our famous "Rush-Hour" dressing. It comes with chips and easy access to the Empire State Building. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2403 When does your train arrive? 1.2286 0.07099 70 60 4 6
2404 Welcome! You're the first seating at our new annex. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2405 I am sorry sir but we do not have any Grey Poupon. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2406 Sorry to keep asking, but can you repeat the specials? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2407 Our menu is top-notch, but what we really pride ourselves in is the atmosphere 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2408 There is a delay on our # 4 express burger, may I suggest the # 6 burger 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2409 Everything here is locally sourced. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2410 All of our selections are available 'to go' as well............. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2411 I recommend the chopped litter. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2412 We have one minute before the next train; would you like to hear the specials? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2413 Our entrees are all locally caught. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2414 Due to planned service changes, expect delays. Allow additional selection time. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2415 A 12-inch sweet onion chicken teriyaki on Italian? I'm sorry Sir, we're not a Subway. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2416 The hostess already informed me that you want to be out before rush hour. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2417 Stand clear of the closing menus, please. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2418 Anything under two minutes? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2419 Monsieur may I recommend the Ratatouille? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2420 I don't recommend the Express items. 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
2421 We use all local ingredients. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2422 When you said a new restaurant opened up on 23rd... 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2423 Might as well make some money while waiting 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2424 Try one of our signature martini's. They're shakened,not stirred. 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
2425 Our special this evening is the offering of your seat to an elderly person. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2426 I think we'll just take our food to go. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2427 I'll have an Expresso. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2428 We will take ours to go. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2429 No, Sir. We do not have $5 footlongs. 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
2430 Our drinks specials tonight are the 23 Skidoo - they're going fast - and the Third Rail. That one's not for beginners. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2431 I'm sorry, I need a few more minutes. I seemed to have lost my train of thought. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2432 ...and the ladies room is behind pole number 24. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2433 This place is a bit drafty. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2434 This is not what I meant when I said I wanted a fancier version of a Subway sandwich. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2435 Well, the name Subway was already taken, so... 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2436 And on the back you'll find the evening's A, C, and E train delays. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2437 Better fare than Subway, not to mention the atmosphere. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2438 The lady will start with signal problems ahead, and I'll try the free shuttle bus as an alternative. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2439 How do you like our pop-up event? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2440 Yeah, umm. I'm going to recommend that you NOT go with the Catch of the Day. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2441 And our entrée of the day is the strap hangar steak. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2442 The Meatball Marinera sub gets here faster than the A Train. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2443 Now, monsieur, you'll have no trouble making your curtain. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2444 Could you make it fast, we have a train to catch. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2445 Will you be having the local or express menu? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2446 Might I recommend the Hurry-Up-And-Eat-Or-You-WILL-Be-Trampled Early Bird Special? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2447 The salmon pairs well with the urine odor. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2448 Our specialty is the subway sandwich. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2449 Ah, rats! The catch of the day is rats. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2450 Pizza Rat usually gets it to go. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2451 And you thought you were waiting. 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
2452 Lets go uptown for dessert. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2453 The sub's popular 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2454 I'll take the A Train. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2455 It's all take-out. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2456 All we have left is the uptown special. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2457 Any allergies I should know about? 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2458 Can I get you both something too dank? 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
2459 Forgive us, please, if service is a bit slow tonight. We're all in training. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2460 How about a nice, relaxing cocktail before dinner? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2461 I told you I was a bus boy but no, you had to see for yourselves... 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
2462 Your appetizers will be out once we get signal clearance. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2463 My apologies, there will be a short delay for the dessert cart. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2464 Everything is local and fast! 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2465 'I'd recommend the Orange Blossom Special." 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2466 The angst is locally sourced. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2467 Our entire menu is brought locally. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2468 May I recommend the $5 footlong? 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
2469 Regrettably, sir, the “Commuter Special” is sold out this evening. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2470 I can't decide between the local or the express. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2471 Other destination diners have ordered the bagel. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2472 No Sir, I cannot make the trains run on time... but the Schnitzel is wunderbar! 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2473 Prepare for the best meal you'll ever have under twenty third street. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2474 Now, what have we learned about being polite? 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
2475 May I suggest our station wine? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2476 We don't serve foot-longs here, we're not that kind of Subway Restaurant. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2477 Ironically, I am not seeing subs on the menu! 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2478 Might I suggest the Blue Line Special. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2479 Next time make a reservation. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2480 Good evening. Welcome to Subway. Would you like to hear the foot long specials? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2481 The Special is just for turnstile jumpers. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2482 Yes, I do recommend the Peking duck, but you probably should have called ahead. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2483 The House Special is a "tube steak" from our kitchens just four stations north of here. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2484 I hear the ratatouille is very fresh here. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2485 Do you prefer something local? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2486 No, dear, I do not consider this 'al fresco.' 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
2487 Actually, sir, we get all of our ingredients from within 100 feet. Our special tonight is braised rat in a gumboot. Shall I get your coats? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2488 Your regular waiter will be here momentarily. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2489 I recommend the dine & dash special. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2490 "Try the mushrooms. they're locally grown". 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2491 Perhaps you'd prefer our al fresco venue, inside the traffic circle upstairs. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2492 ear plugs are an extra $1.25 a pair... 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
2493 Farm to table sounds express, but it's local. Don't hold your breath. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2494 Your meal will arrive shortly at Platform 5. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2495 I'm sorry Sir but the Chilean Sea Bass has left the station. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2496 The service here is much better than the Express platform 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2497 Order the A train. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2498 Sorry for the delay, folks. We don't have enough staff to cover all our stations this evening, but thanks for your patience. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2499 I recommend the fish. Its brought in express on weekdays, but runs local on the weekends. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2500 A tremendously stiff drink for the gentleman; now what will the lady be having? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2501 And this evening our farm to subway specials are... 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
2502 Have you been through here before? 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
2503 At least he knows his station 1.2254 0.06713 71 60 6 5
2504 "Eat Fresh'? No, sorry. I think you want the other Subway". 1.2222 0.06626 72 61 6 5
2505 No ma'am... I can't guarantee the same weight loss as Jared. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2506 Why yes, the foie gras rodentia is locally sourced. 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
2507 That's the fast food menu. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2508 May I recommend our most popular locally sourced dish, the flattened rat. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2509 Since it's rush hour,you'll have time for the ten course tasting menu. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2510 The chardonnay is coming in on the 6:45 from Buffalo. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2511 The commuter on track #23 recommends the sole fish paired with the fingerling potatoes. 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
2512 I recommend the braised rat. It's locally sourced. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2513 I suggest you order off the to-go menu 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2514 Yes, all the sources are local. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2515 Not to rush you, but I do advise our EXPRESS meals. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2516 May I recommend the third-rail catch of the day? It's a local favorite. In fact, you can even stand on the platform and watch while we prepare it for you! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2517 The derailment specials are listed on the back. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2518 Scheduled delivery of your meal is 7:00, 7:10 or 7:18. All deliveries are on track to be delivered with no delays expected. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2519 The food train idea was working until one day it came to a screeching halt. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2520 To get the espresso, you'll first need to take the lo-cal. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2521 I suggest either the poached pigeon or the rack of rat. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2522 I recommend the express lunch. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2523 It's an amusing local wine with transfers available to the express at 14th St. and Penn Station. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2524 The "6" is served with a Subway Salad. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2525 Tonight, we're only serving local fare 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2526 I assure you this is our coziest table. Sparkling water? 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
2527 Express or Local? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2528 Welcome to the subway. Eat fresh. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2529 Yes, sir, the tiramisu is excellent. I shall bring it out once the dining car arrives. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2530 Number 6 has a more local flavor than number 4 or 5. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2531 Yes, all of our food arrives on the local. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2532 Sorry sir, it's the other Subway that offers the 6-inch subs. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2533 The locals told us that this is the place that everyone goes to. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2534 And for the Sugar Hill Chardonnay, you must take the 'A' Train. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2535 I am afraid we don't have the sushi train 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2536 If you're not ready I can come back after the next train. 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
2537 Our most popular item is the 3 minute egg. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2538 I'm sorry sir, we don't offer ratatouille on the menu at this stop. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2539 I can assure you, everything on the menu is local. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2540 We've had complaints that our metro-themed diner wasn't authentic enough 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
2541 The fresh ratatouille is locally sourced. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2542 Welcome to The Underground, offering platform to table fare. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2543 The express meal is very popular. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
2544 We call it a "hoagie" down here. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2545 Our special today is roasted rat and pigeon drizzled in a creamy basil sauce with julienned root vegetables and mashed potatoes on the side. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2546 Sir, the Subway you want is down the street. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2547 Ambiance. Yer payin' fer da ambi-frickin-ance. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2548 Yes, all our rodent is locally sourced. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2549 If you're in a hurry, I can box it up for you. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
2550 This isn't Subway. 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
2551 There will be a slight delay on the appetizers; they're undergoing repairs. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2552 "These menus are really neat - they even come with departure and arrival times for your meal". 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2553 Take Your Time,We Missed Our Train. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2554 Welcome to actual Subway cuisine 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2555 I'm sorry, but the Express Lunch menu is available only at express stops. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2556 Would you like an express with your desert? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2557 Tonight's fresh catch is Chilean sea bass, our seasonal vegetable selection is asparagus almondine, and the 8:30 train to Buffalo is running 20 minutes late. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2558 The alligator is VERY fresh 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2559 I'll have the BMT on rye with a side of Purell. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2560 No sir – we do not serve the Cold Cut Combo. This is not Subway. 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
2561 Of course you'll be finished by the 7:23. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2562 Will that be two subway sandwiches? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2563 The fish arrived Thursday. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2564 And our Second Avenue location is opening soon, which is going to be great 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2565 May I suggest the flat iron? 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
2566 Ear plugs come with the meal. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2567 Welcome to Under 11 Madison Avenue 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2568 The chef's special tonight is rat confit with spinach, Periplaneta americana and chickpea purée. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2569 Susan had finally found herself on the right side of the tracks and she wasn't going anywhere. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2570 Just so you know, that big sign with the letter A was not a Restaurant Grade 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2571 Of course the food is good here. Our chef was trained at SUBWAY 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2572 Would you like Grey Poupon with your hotdogs? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2573 Our most popular dish would be the "tarte au fromage et à la tomate receullis par rodante." 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2574 Our mammalian special is locally sourced. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2575 Tonight's special is a locally caught rongeur au vin. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2576 Will madame be having the foot-long? 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
2577 The ratatouille is especially good today. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2578 We are the other Subway restaurant offering fast formal dining. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2579 You always pick the trendiest spots. 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
2580 I will once again repeat tonight's specials. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
2581 For the A train, may I suggest the one-minute burrito; for the F, the complete dinner! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2582 Honey, order like you have a train to catch! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2583 Ted and Heidi were finding it increasingly difficult to find a place to eat in New York. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2584 Don't memorize the menu, I've got a train to catch. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2585 May I suggest the 23 skidoo? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2586 i just love these pop up restaraunts 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2587 Yes, mushrooms do pop up in all our dishes. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2588 This is the subway, we only have subs. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2589 You might try the Subway Special. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2590 May I have Ratatouille! 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2591 Will you be having a subway sandwich with that? 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
2592 May I suggest #23, it will be here in 10 minutes. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2593 Our specials include rat almondine and stray feline stew. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2594 My sincere apologies, but the catch of the day isn't available today. There is a broken rail at Canal Street. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2595 WILL THAT BE FOR HERRE OR TAKE OUT? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2596 Oh that?...it's French for, "Our entrees boast a delicate yet wonderfully balanced hint of diesel." 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2597 May I suggest the A Train Special? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2598 This is our after 8:00 p.m. full-fare menu. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2599 Might I suggest the carbonara? The pansotti is running late. 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
2600 Track 24 is the express lunch. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2601 That's our prix-fixe, pre-rush hour menu. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2602 I asked for a quiet station. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2603 Yes, I'm afraid the rats are locally sourced. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2604 One Boxcar on a fast track. And for you, ma'am? 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2605 I said we accept credit cards, not metro cards. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2606 If you plan to catch the 6:10, then I would recommend the salad and soup. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
2607 Today's special is the free range Brown Rat au jus--served at room temperature. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2608 Why yes, the fillet of rat is locally sourced. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2609 We do advise no finger food at Arrival times. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2610 Our farm to table food takes between 20-30 minutes depending on the train schedule 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2611 Sorry, no local vegetables today. This is the express menu. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2612 Tonight's Tressle to Table menu features a 7.17pm grilled ribeye steak, 7.42pm endive salad, and a chocolate soufflé arriving at 8.09pm sharp. The Atlantic salmon isn't available this evening due to downed power lines on track 2. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2613 And for our special tonight, we have a wild-caught New Yorker rat on a bed of yesterday's newspapers. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2614 Today’s special is free-range rat, gently seared on the third rail, on a bed of yesterday's Post 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2615 Might I recommend the #1, but if you're in a hurry the #2 or #3. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2616 May I suggest the sub to go? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2617 The chef is out trapping today's special. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2618 Welcome to the '23 Hub,' the underground alternative to the '21 Club.' 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2619 Benefits of the right side of the tracks. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2620 Today's special will stop you in your tracks. ' "Today's special will stop you in your tracks. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2621 We are disrupting the lower Manhattan food scene 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2622 Very good. I think I hear your train coming, would you like that to go? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2623 Pardon me, boy. Is this the Chattanooga Cous Cous? 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2624 They don't have a dining car at the local stops. This is the best we could do. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2625 It's local, of course. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2626 May I suggest the 6:15 to Newark? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2627 Sorry folks but Pizza Rat just ran off with today's special. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2628 Two subways coming up. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2629 First time joining us? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2630 Those aren't menus, they're timetables! 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2631 The track rabbit is local. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2632 Of course, sir. Note that the express menu does have about a 20 min wait time. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2633 If you're looking for a lighter fare, you can order 'a la car'. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2634 Sir, could you see about turning the music down. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2635 Yes, we use only local food at this stop. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2636 Would Messieur and Madame care to hear about today's 'grab and go' specials....? 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
2637 Our subs come really fast and they are loaded. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2638 May I suggest the "quick-bites", with desert and coffee to go? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2639 How is the third-rail seared Rattus Muroidea? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2640 And tonight the chef has thickened all the non-vegie soups with rat tail collagen. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2641 We've got a quick dinner for the Express and a more leisurely one for the Local 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
2642 With the steak, you'll have approximately 23 minutes before the next local. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2643 I'm the waiter in training. Would you like to start with an expresso? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2644 No sir, espresso is unavailable at this stop 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2645 I'll have the 'NY Sub' with everything on it 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2646 No, why do I have to tell everybody we don't serve Subway sandwiches? 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2647 And tonight's specialty of the tunnel is ..... 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2648 Your appetizers are right on schedule. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2649 Yes, everything is locally sourced. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2650 I'll have the 4:15 special please. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2651 We have an 8:37 special. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2652 The higher priced entries are only served on the EL. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
2653 May I suggest the "Subway Special?" 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2654 The menu with "Express Service" on it is a timetable, Sir 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2655 The chef is taking the pop-up dinner to an entirely new level 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2656 Do you need a few minutes to reconsider? 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2657 I'd stay clear of the sub-gum chow mein. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2658 The fare is overpriced, and the service is abysmal. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2659 Our ingredients comes fresh off the trains. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2660 I'd recommend the Number 23, sir. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2661 20 percent off if you order before the 5:45 to Camden comes through. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2662 Yes, ma'am, all our produce is locally sourced. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2663 Eating in or dining out? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2664 All our meat is fresh, sustainable, and locally sourced. What else do you need to know? 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2665 Would you like to start with some craft distilled steam water? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2666 Please set the table for 3. We are expecting our daughter at 5:30. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2667 Last call for drink orders. The bar car is just one station away. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2668 Yes, Madam, "Lobster Busk" is indeed a pun. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2669 Yes, all of our meats and produce are local, not express. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2670 The gumbo features locally sourced long-tailed rodents of the superfamily Muroidea. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2671 Oui, the five dollar footlong, excellent choice. 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
2672 To help get things moving, may I assist with closing your menus? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2673 Sorry. The Sardine Special is only served at rush hour. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
2674 Fresh fish? You're in luck, delivery is due in about three minutes. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2675 Amazon Prime steaks arrive on the next train. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2676 Our food is local-sourced. Or sometimes express. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2677 No, this is the "R", the specials are at the "4, 5 & 6" 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2678 All of our ingredients are sourced locally. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2679 May I suggest the flatbread? We have a no fail recipe. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2680 Sorry, subway sandwiches are on the other side of the tracks. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2681 The kitchen is backed up all the way to Bay Ridge-95th Street. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2682 Dessert may arrive late this evening, but then again, so will the R23. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2683 The third rail menu selections, are very hot! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2684 Is the rat locally sourced? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2685 May I suggest the Pasta con Funghi? The mushrooms are fresh-picked just up the tunnel. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
2686 Our special is a subway sandwich. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2687 Some nights they even have live music. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2688 They now accept the Metro card. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2689 Everything on the menu comes on the local. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2690 Martha, their uptown location was already booked. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2691 With the variety of dishes it's hard to keep track. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2692 The salmon is... ten stations away. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2693 Unfortunately, we cannot make anything to go... 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2694 What else? Give me the subway sandwich. 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
2695 Everything that's served is produced right here at the station, sir. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2696 Our pop-up restaurant has been specializing in farm-to-subway fare since 3pm. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2697 This is the nicest Subway we've dined in. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2698 Unfortunately, we've run out of the L train. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2699 I'm sorry sir but this is not a "to go" type of establishment. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2700 We start you off with an amuse-bouche from the Third Rail. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2701 I'll have the Midnight Special. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2702 We're famous for our local cuisine. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2703 Next time, I would suggest you tip the Maitre Di more than 25 cents for a choice table. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2704 Do you have time for dessert? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2705 Would you care for the 4:15 or can I interest you in the express? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2706 I am sorry - but the bisque is only available on the 7:33 ... 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2707 Tonight we are offering wild fowl from the grill, creamed hare and a medley of locally harvested ground meats. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2708 #23, very good sir. And for the lady? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2709 Oyster bar renovations, not going as smooth as they hoped for . 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2710 That's not a failing health inspection grade, sir. It's the train on this track. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2711 Do we have time? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2712 The dessert cart will be arriving on platform 23 in seven minutes. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2713 Tonight's special is a third-rail seared strap-hanger steak. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2714 I'm sorry, ma'am. We don't serve subs. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2715 I'm sorry. We only have the Express Menu items to-go. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2716 We should be able to have you out of here by the next train. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
2717 Track kill stew for two? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2718 Our cuisine is entirely local. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2719 "No sir. You cannot use your Subway points here". 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2720 I'm afraid we just ran out of salmon, but we expect more to arrive across the platform in six minutes. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2721 And I presume this is 'to go'? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2722 May I suggest the "third rail" special? It's electrifyingly good. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2723 Our delivery service is exceptional 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
2724 Sorry, the 5:10 is out. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2725 I wouldn't order the Ratatouille here. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2726 Hello, my name is Dave and I'm your waiter in training. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
2727 The early bird specials end with the arrival of the next commuter. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2728 I'm sorry, the knuckle sandwich was discontinued when the graffiti went away. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2729 Would you like to hear our Express specials? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2730 That's right, we only use local ingredients. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
2731 When you said we would be eating by rail, I thought we would be on a train. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
2732 Sir, the conductor just informed me we have a wonderfully fresh rat tartare. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2733 All our ingredients are harvested locally; never express. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
2734 Do you have time for appetizers this evening? 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2735 With the $15 minimum wage we also had to let the cook go. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2736 If your train is coming I might suggest the 'Skip-to-My-Loo Special.' 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2737 No, we call it a strip mall sandwich. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
2738 All rats are locally caught. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
2739 I'm sorry sir, but we're all out of subway sandwiches. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2740 Yes, everything is sourced locally. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
2741 Yes sir, we offer 'a la platform' specials as well. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
2742 When you said Subway for dinner I thought you meant the sandwich shop! 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
2743 May I recommend the Orange Blossom Special? 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2744 I'll have the Subway Italian BMLT, toasted. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
2745 The buffet has been delayed. May I interest you in an alternate route? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2746 I'm sorry--all we have are Subway sandwiches. Eat fresh! 1.2174 0.06807 69 59 5 5
2747 Are you here on a dare or just plain crazy? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2748 I recommend the subway sandwich. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2749 I'm sorry, Jared is no longer with us. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2750 If you order today's special you can make the 6:09 ! 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2751 Subway tries to go upscale. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2752 Does the roadkill of the day come with salad? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2753 Of course the fish is fresh. It will arrive in a few minutes. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
2754 The kitchen is expecting a nice lobster ravioli on the next train. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2755 I recommend the number 23. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2756 Tonight's special is locally sourced rodent tartare. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2757 Our special tonight is carrion and fresh greens from the Flatbush line. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2758 Anything good from the cow catcher? 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
2759 Dear, I thought you said we'd be dining al fresco, not al metro 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2760 Let me tell you about this weekend's planned menu changes. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2761 I coulda been somebody. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2762 The oysters go well with diesel fumes. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2763 I'm filling in for Pierre. Last week he was trampled. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2764 The chef recommends the $5 footlong. 1.2090 0.06904 67 58 4 5
2765 Could I suggest the obvious? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2766 I don't recommend the soup. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2767 We don't get a lot of customers since we're often being confused with the other subway 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
2768 You have 7 minutes to order and eat. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2769 Your tickets please. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2770 I'm sorry. We do NOT validate parking. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2771 The Acela has the same menu without the ambiance. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2772 'The Catch of the Day is the Brown Giant Sumatra, sautéed in butter, with a light honey glaze and seared on the third rail.' 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2773 Which item can be prepared the fastest? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2774 Sorry, that's under construction. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2775 Happy 25th Anniversary Cheryl! 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2776 I'll take the 2 or the 3. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
2777 Your appetizers will be right along on the 7:15. Have you folks decided on an entree? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2778 No sir. There never has been a "$5 Foot Long" on the menu. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2779 "You are aware that this seating section is restricted to 'I'm having an affair' members only. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2780 Today's special is a 43 year-old bachelor who decided he had enough. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2781 I suggest the commuter's special. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2782 And for $5 we have a single slice of ham, paired with six handfuls of lettuce and served on a 12-inch, domestic baguette. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
2783 No ma'am, we do not offer an express lunch. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2784 You should request non-subway seating next time. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
2785 I'd like to get your order before the 8:16 arrives. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2786 Our special tonight is chew chew pork 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
2787 And something to drink with your Day Pass? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2788 And the Express will take you directly to dessert. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2789 I think ill have the sub sandwich 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2790 We promised better service - not faster trains. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2791 I can assure you that everything is fresh catch. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2792 The locally sourced cheese arrives on the 7:35 local. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
2793 The Hells Kitchen Special is popular. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2794 Order now and beat the rush. Maybe. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
2795 So, will you be having the rat or the pigeon? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2796 Sorry, we just ran out of the express lunch... 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2797 It's either skIRT steak or INDividual pizza. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2798 All the sandwiches are locally sourced from the Subway on 23rd street. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
2799 Today's 5:15 is a Bavette steak on baby arugula with Stilton cheese, carmelized onions, blackberries and a honey balsamic vinegar. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2800 For here or to travel. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2801 All our trains are locally sourced. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2802 If you wanted a foot long sandwich, you should have gone to Subway. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2803 May I suggest our two-minute eggs served on brioche, only lightly toasted. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2804 Please try to order before rush hour. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2805 We are out of choo choo platter. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2806 No, we don't have a $5 footlong. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2807 I recommend the escargot immediately after the 5:10. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2808 We pride ourselves on Local-ly sourced ingredients 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2809 We ALWAYS get seated next to Hell's Kitchen. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2810 I would recommend the 5:00 pm special. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2811 " Nope, sorry ... all we serve are subway sandwiches here. The Tunnel Funnel Cakes are two stops down. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
2812 All the rat dishes on the menu are locally sourced. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
2813 Would you like that with or without earplugs? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2814 There has been a four minute delay of the Sole but the Rarebit is ahead of schedule and should be up next. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2815 My dear, I do think SUBWAY has gone a little too upscale. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2816 Might I recommend the Union Square pigeon? 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
2817 May I suggest the 5:38 special with the 6:07 grey riesling. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
2818 With the skewered sewer rat? I'd recommend one of our Long Island wines. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
2819 Please bear with me, I'm training. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2820 I'd order rapidly, if I were you... 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2821 Unfortunately, due to kitchen maintenance, all meals are running express to dessert. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2822 This evening the Chateau Briand au Troisieme Rail is electrifying. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
2823 I'm sorry, you can't substitute the AA train for the GG on the Early Bird Special. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2824 Number 4's great but takes a while. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
2825 Urine or burning brake linings? 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
2826 The food is all local. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2827 This line has the best service 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2828 For ham on rye I recommend the other subway. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
2829 Our express items are on the right-hand side. If you have extra time, check out our local options on the left. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2830 You're going to have to order soon if you want to catch the next train. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2831 I must suggest the C train Special. The A train course is having delays 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2832 Welcome to Chelsea Express, where we bring in local, artisan chefs daily. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
2833 Don't forget to choo-choo your food. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2834 welcome to Subway , I'm training at the moment . 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2835 No, ratatouille is not on the menu. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2836 Everything is farm to table direct. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2837 Sure the ambiance is awful but the third rail can Chicken Fry a steak in about 15 seconds. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2838 Due to an earlier incident this dinner will be going straight to desert. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2839 And naturally, our suppliers send fresh shipments express, and the produce is local. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2840 I recommend the Late Train special 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2841 Our special is the express topped with clickety-clack. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2842 May I suggest 'the catch of the day'? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2843 Welcome to Subway. Which bread would you like for your 6" or footlong sandwich? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2844 The special today is 23 skidoo 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
2845 And for madame, 'what the rat was having.' 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2846 May I recommend the "Track 23 Express Pressed Pizza" ? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2847 For today's special we have subway sandwiches. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
2848 A quick bite for you folks tonight? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2849 My name is not Jared, and I'll be your server this evening. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2850 The ingrediants for each order comes in fresh on the next train from Flushing. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2851 Please excuse the delay, the chef is still training. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2852 Our ratloaf is organic and locally sourced. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2853 Is this your first cartoon caption contest? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2854 The axle-rat is awfully good. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
2855 Ready to order or wait for next stop? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2856 I hear the 9:17 is an excellent ride. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2857 Tonight's special is broiled C-train bass. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2858 A subway sandwich is tonight's special. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2859 The pizza was dragged in this morning. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2860 Because of scheduled kitchen maintenance, the steak is now a peanut butter sandwich and all other items are unavailable. What will you be having this evening? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2861 May i recommend the rat... It is very fresh 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2862 May I recommend our Subway Special from the Express Menu? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2863 May I recommend the Flatiron Taco? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2864 All of our meats are found locally. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
2865 The squirrel is fresh this morning. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2866 The Midnight Special is very popular. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2867 Dining al Treno 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2868 May I recommend the Lexington Avenue, 7:24pm? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2869 I am embarrassed to ask, but do you validate parking? 1.2090 0.06904 67 58 4 5
2870 Welcome to the Subway Supper Club. All the ingredients in tonight's menu are locally sourced, and have been foraged by our suppliers from New York City rail cars. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2871 We'll both have the SUBWAY sandwich... 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2872 Subs, oh no, sorry.... we're not part of that franchise. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2873 Our free-range game was all raised locally. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
2874 Bob knows the advantages of dating a blind girl 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
2875 That's a typo. We would never serve Cat meat. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2876 Yep, you're dying. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2877 I just have to say, this is the oddest 'Make Your Fantasy Real' gig I've ever worked. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2878 All our produce is local. 1.2090 0.06904 67 58 4 5
2879 We'll both have the Chattanooga Choo Choo special, and could you deliver it to track 29? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2880 Do you need a little more time, or are you ready to board? 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
2881 Will that be six inch or footlong, sir? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2882 Those are not menus. They are copies of my manifesto. But yes, we still have a wine list. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2883 The filet arrives on the 8:10 from Brooklyn. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2884 I recommend the No. 4; it's express service. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
2885 The subway sandwich is on a roll. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2886 Might I suggest the pizza rat special? 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
2887 C'mon folks, you don't want to miss your train. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2888 May I suggest the Pre-Board Special for 2. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2889 I think sir and madam would enjoy the 1991 Chateau Latour with the five dollar meatball subs. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2890 Everything on the menu is locally grown. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2891 Welcome to Fast Food Station. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2892 Our rat stew is locally sourced. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2893 All of our meat is locally sourced by the third rail 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2894 So when did Subway's get so upscale? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2895 Might I recommend the 6. It's local. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2896 You from out of town? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2897 Welcome to Subway, I'm Jared. Can I get some drinks started for you? 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
2898 No, we do not serve $5 foot longs at this Subway location. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2899 Our menu is geared toward the bridge and tunnel crowd. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2900 The subway rat of the day is extraordinarily fresh. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2901 I can personally attest that the main ingredient in the rat stew has been locally sourced 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2902 I'll stop back with your flatbread in about 9 minutes. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2903 And finally we have tonight the trout almondine at ten swipes. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2904 Oh, now are these Rats caught right here? 1.2059 0.06808 68 59 4 5
2905 Would like that served local or express? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2906 Tonight #4 will have #6's sauce, #3 will come after desset, and #'s 2 and 7 are unavailable. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2907 Our unlimited refill option is valid for 30 days. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2908 I know we have a train to catch, but I think we have time for dessert. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2909 We'll each have the sub sandwich. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2910 Welcome to the new Four Seasons. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2911 Today's special is 'Rat Stew'. 1.2059 0.06808 68 59 4 5
2912 Of course all of our ingredients are local, cooked in our underground oven and take twenty minutes to arrive... 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2913 Item #23 on the menu has a long wait time. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2914 Wouldn't you prefer something from our take out menu, Sir? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2915 Honey, is that your foot up my skirt ? 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2916 I really don't understand the latest trend of pop-up restaurants. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2917 We call them heroes, sir. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2918 Quick, the 8:05 is overdue 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2919 We discontinued our "take out' service last month. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2920 May I recommend the Vermin a la Vodka? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2921 We're anticipating some delays. Would you mind moving toward the center of the table? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2922 Just to let you know, all of this evening's entrees will be served on a bed of iron filings. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2923 ?We're out of the express, but the local is delicious. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2924 I hope you want a sandwich. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2925 I would recommend the number 23, sir. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2926 We don't serve expresso. All of our food is local. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2927 The flatiron is a bit tough. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2928 The special tonight is Rodent à l'Orange. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2929 May I recommend today's special, the hamburger sub? 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
2930 Our special for tonight is wild-caught local rat, roasted in house. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2931 Our catch of the day is Track Rabbit Bolognese. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2932 Yes, we have no bananas. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2933 Our chef highly recommends tonight's Track-kill Special. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2934 Everything on the menu is sourced locally from the tracks. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2935 Hurry up, I've got a train to catch. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2936 This is local stop so you will have time to order the soufflé. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2937 The chicken is local, but the beef comes in on the express from Flatbush. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
2938 I don't want to rush you, but it's about to get very noisy. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2939 I will have the subway sandwich. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2940 Our specials tonight are the straphanger steak and the ratatouille. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2941 Stand clear of the Cote de Rhone. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2942 Our meats are sourced locally. 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
2943 Last time I ask for the metro section. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2944 I recommend the house special, RATatouille. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2945 Sorry it's not al fresco, but it's our al fresco-ish select dining with panache! 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
2946 It's NOT the same as the club car on the Amtrak Zephyr 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2947 Do you prefer the express or the limited? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2948 The A train comes with your choice of salad or potato. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2949 What about a Subway special to go? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2950 The special arrives in for minutes 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2951 Non madame, our game is not locally sourced. 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
2952 No, I don't recommend the rat. It may be a little too local. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2953 Rat à l’Orange? Excellent choice! 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
2954 Would you like your subs for here or to go? 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
2955 When you hear the express coming lay both arms across the table in front of you or the cloth will be pulled right down the tunnel. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2956 I suggest you skip to dessert as your train will arrive in four minutes. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2957 I can assure you—there is plenty of time for dessert. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2958 I'll take the A train please 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2959 May I suggest the A Train, it's sublime. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2960 Our sandwiches come from Subway. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2961 The rat is very fresh. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2962 Today we have a cow catcher steak special. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2963 Tonight's special is a lovely locally grown ratatouille. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2964 For the A, may I suggest the one-minute burrito; for the F, the complete dinner! 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
2965 The fresh arugula for your salad will arrive on the 8:32 PM from Ronkonkoma. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2966 Welcome to "23." You'll find our menu of sub sandwiches to be similarly predictable. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2967 Hm. Ratatouille. 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
2968 We also have a couple of gluten-free dishes but these are not part of NY restaurant week. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2969 Welcome to the 3rd-Rail Cafe; today's specials include singed or crushed steaks. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2970 We serve local food in local stations to locals. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2971 Sir, may I suggest something from the F train? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2972 That's what you get when you eat at Subways 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2973 I'll have what the pizza rat is having. 1.1970 0.06902 66 58 3 5
2974 Waiter: "Tonight's special for two is the braised elder rat, prepared slightly smoked with a Béchamel - pairs nicely with our House Red." 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2975 I liked Michael Jordan's restaurant better when it was upstairs too. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2976 It's all locally sourced food delivered by rail. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2977 If you want faster service you can always take the express. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2978 I'm sorry, we don't have steamers anymore. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2979 The steak is appropriately quite choo-ey 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2980 Yes, the special is freshly caught. 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
2981 May I recommend the third-rail broiled sole? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2982 dinner and a show. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2983 you voted for Trump, so you must order from the child's menu. 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
2984 Today's special is ratto al dente. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2985 Six-inch or footlong? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2986 All the rat entrees are locally sourced. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2987 Eating local or ordering express? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2988 May I get your complimentary metro card refill before I bring the cocktails 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2989 Will you need your parking ticket validated? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2990 I can recommend the Midnight Special. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2991 The house wine is a very nice compliment to the smell of diesel fumes and foot traffic. 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
2992 I thought a subway would be cheaper. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2993 All of our food is local, of course. 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
2994 Our specials today: Linguini con vongole, spaghetti bolognese and forget about the 4 train today, more repairs. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2995 Fast or Locavore? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2996 Can I recommend something from the morning commute section to start? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2997 Our special tonight is Third Rail Rat. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2998 Sorry, our guitarist is in rehab. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2999 The fresh catch of the day is locally sourced. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3000 Would that be the local or the express? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3001 Would you like to see a line list? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3002 Our soup de jour is minced rat-tail and mushroom. We also have pigeon-noodle if you prefer. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3003 Thanks..we'll both take the dead pigeon with the urine marinade and cigarette butts on the side 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3004 If you're waiting for your train we recommend something to go. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3005 Are you still waiting for the daily special to arrive? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3006 The Ratones Blancos is exquisite. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3007 Our specials tonight are electrified third rail rat and chewed gum chipped off the sidewalk. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3008 Our rat tail is locally sourced. 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
3009 Welcome to Café Expèdience. 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
3010 Mildred and alf couldn't afford a meal on the Orient express so platform 23 was the next best thing 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3011 If you want to catch the next train, I would recommend the Escargots à la Bourguignonne. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3012 I recommended the rat l'orange. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3013 The rats were caught fresh today. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3014 I would avoid the Viande du Jour 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3015 It's the Chef's interpretation of the 'Eat Local' movement. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3016 Our soup du jour is a sweaty cheese mixed with musty bisque topped with oily scallions. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3017 No ma'am, this is the subway not a SUBWAY. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3018 May I recommend taking the 'A' train? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3019 "And our new Express Menu allows you to dine and still catch the 7:10 to Greenwich". 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3020 I should have been more suspicious when I saw “No spitting” at the bottom of the menu. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3021 You have plenty of time. The local is delayed. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3022 Yes, the charcuterie is locally sourced and cured in-house. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3023 I'm sorry, but the Tomato Bisque is only available on track 24... 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3024 Your appetizers will be on the "A" train. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3025 By the time we order and eat maybe the train will be here? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3026 Would you like your order to go? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3027 Sorry about the mistake. I'm just a waiter in training. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3028 Served on a bed of wild mushrooms and herbs, you'll find our freshest Rattus norvegicus. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3029 Everything on the menu is locally sourced. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3030 We had to make some pretty big changes after the whole Jared thing 1.1940 0.06805 67 59 3 5
3031 You are in luck, our house special, plump roasted rat with balsamic vinaigerette is back on the menu. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3032 Sorry, your food will be ready soon. We are a little off track at the moment. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3033 Sorry, the lobster special was placed on the express by mistake. I can check availability in Far Rockaway. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3034 Let's see. Expresso for the gentleman and lo-cal for the lady. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3035 The 3rd rail grilled pheasant underground is only available at F train stations. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3036 See honey, I told you I could work two jobs and keep our romance alive in between. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3037 Our special today is braised rat with a slice of pizza on the side. 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
3038 Order the Number 1; unless you're in a hurry then I would suggest either Numbers 2 or 3. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3039 Le Metroburger est magnifique... 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3040 Special tonight: The Third Rail. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3041 All the food is prepared locally. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3042 See honey, I told you I could find a brunch place with less than an hour wait. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3043 Honey, when I suggested we dine alfresco, this wasn't what I meant. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3044 You're right, dear. These prices here are a bit more reasonable than the uptown location. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3045 Please see our track options for today's specials. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3046 Are you familiar with the table-to-farm concept? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3047 No, not that Jared. 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
3048 Order fast, the next train's an express. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3049 Stick around and you'll meet Charlie - the man who never returned - he eats here every day. 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
3050 I don't mean to rush you, but the five o'clock express is due in any minute now. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3051 Yes, the capon is an excellent choice, however you'll miss your train, waiting. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3052 I've never loved you Margaret 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3053 Sorry. We only serve "A-train" fare here. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3054 I'd like to start with a Manhattan, and finish with a subway ratatouille. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3055 All foods are locally sourced. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3056 I recommend the rat, it's freshly caught. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3057 We don't carry Subway's stuff here! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3058 May I recommend the Third Rail Special for the Lady. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3059 The express lunch uses local ingredients. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3060 I recommend #6, madam. It's the local speciality. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3061 May I recommend the 6-train. It has a lovely Bronx finish to it. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3062 Take your time... there's no hurry. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3063 And may I suggest the escargot, while you wait. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3064 Our special today is sausage links. With possible delays in service. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3065 Everything on our tasting menu is responsibly sourced from within this station. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3066 Our turnstyle special is "Please stand clear of the moving platform poached salmon, while stuffed with train's entering & leaving the uptown stone crab station, complemented by Far Rockaway salad drizzled with our token, downtown GG dressing..." 1.1875 0.06635 64 56 4 4
3067 Delta says their computers should be up and running any day now,,, I recommend the halibut. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3068 Express on the left; locals on the right. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3069 May I suggest the locally sourced vermin? 1.1875 0.06635 64 56 4 4
3070 The 6:18 to Queens is very moist and succulent 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3071 Our cuisine is inspired by the aromas of Tuscany and the seven train. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3072 You folks are smart to get here before the 6:00 rush. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3073 Today's special is our If You See Something Filet Something Steak Sandwich. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3074 ... the entrée is featured with a demi-glaze reduction of something Chef found stuck to the bottom of his shoe. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3075 It's the perfect evening for dining al sotto. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3076 I suggest you order before the Downtown Local arrives. Then this place will really fill up. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3077 The soufflé should arrive in five minutes 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3078 Chef recommends the rat tartare. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3079 May I recommend a Blue Caboose after your meal. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3080 Would that be with the A, the B or the C ? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3081 Welcome to Trax. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3082 ...and ravioli stuffed with locally sourced fungi. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3083 Yeah, we’ve bent the rules a little. But there’s absolutely no spitting allowed. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3084 Shall I have a busker come over to serenade? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3085 The 11:14 to Yonkers is freshly caught this morning. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3086 We would like two martinis; shaken, not stirred! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3087 What people really enjoy is the ambience.... 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3088 Welcome to our flagship restaurant. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3089 The zabaglione is a local stop only 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3090 Lamb chops left on the 5:17. Beef tenderloin left on the 5:33. Fesh fish will be on the 6:03. Same day pasta and salad bar are here on the platform. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3091 The pizza is quite popular. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3092 For the last time, the F train is not our health inspection rating. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3093 In our experience, it fills the uncomfortable silences even better than TV or social media. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3094 The appetizers we get from Greenwich Village. If you were fast eaters, main dishes from Soho would work. But you strike me as contemplative, so I'd recommend looking further down the menu to Chinatown. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3095 I'm sorry ma'am, there were no tables left by the bathroom. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3096 Yep, just sandwiches. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3097 We do serve things other than long sandwiches here, you know. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3098 Your gyro and hotdog will be here before the Lexington but after the Jerome. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3099 May I suggest our grilled salmon on the uptown #3, our endive salad on the #7, and for dessert on the #Q, our frozen gelato. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3100 He spares no expense 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3101 Might I interest you in the mayor's most recent plan to gentrify our transportation system? 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3102 Today's special is electric third-rail eel. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3103 Welcome to our new concept dining experience. You will find our menu offers an array of carefully chosen ingredients that will meld just so with those distinct subway aromas. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3104 Off -Track Dining , the latest epicurean delight. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3105 No, we do not serve, elongated sandwiches and yes, you are not the first customers to ask that question! 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3106 And how would you like your rat cooked? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3107 You can feel safe to order, they always run late! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3108 The Headlight Special is minced squab. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3109 May I recommend the line-caught halibut? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3110 D N R tonight is a choice between B Q and B LL TT. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3111 I am sorry sir, but the fish special is only available on platform 24 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3112 May I suggest starting with ear plugs and a pitcher of our house moonshine? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3113 Is the meal on track today 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3114 Our pan-seared trout is extremely popular. It's become quite the destination dish. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3115 The free range chicken is running only locally today. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3116 ...and as a special, we have a very nice Rat à la 3rd Rail. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3117 I highly recommend the three-minute Eggs Benedict. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3118 I hear this place is off the rails! 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3119 Food trucks are so gauche. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3120 Management thought it would make it easy for you to eat and run. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3121 Might I recommend the sandwich? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3122 The health inspector says the rats are a-ok down here 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3123 Today's specialty is our local wildlife stew. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3124 If you ask me, a red wine pairs just splendidly with the yellow line. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3125 Yes, sir, I'm certain we don't have any footlong specials. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3126 Might I suggest the "Hot Pocket" if you want to make the next scheduled train. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3127 May I suggest the Pinot Grigio. It complements the exhaust fans of the F train. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3128 Our New York Restaurant Week specials all come with a complimentary pair of ear plugs. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3129 Third rail barbeque is our specialty. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3130 All the sub sandwiches are excellent here. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3131 Yes, the "Third Rail Seared Ribeye" is local. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3132 Rest assured that your meal tonight will represent the final frontier in gentrification. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3133 Our special is Red Line Salmon at 7:15. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3134 Would you like to try the subway? 1.1875 0.06635 64 56 4 4
3135 The oysters are $3.00 each, but you get ten for $27.50, plus a bonus oyster. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3136 Our fresh track kill of the day is... 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3137 Would madame like the minced rat or the puree of possum for her entree'? 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3138 Can you hurry up and order, I have to catch the 5 o'clock. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3139 We're hoping to move the restaurant uptown sometime this evening if the paperwork goes through. You shouldn't notice a thing. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3140 I'm sorry, but the Q train requires that you pre-order. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3141 ... and all our bacon is smoked 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3142 All our animal proteins are locally sourced. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3143 This evening's special is locally sourced free range filet of rat 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3144 Nearly everybody takes the subway. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3145 The soufflé will be arriving on the 8:16. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3146 The locally sourced, free range road kill is excellent. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3147 Yeass, the raton glase is locally sourced. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3148 Honey, I said, "Woo me with your Love train" not "Wine me on the L train." 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3149 Le' Subway sandwhich, how hilarious sir. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3150 Just to let you know mwfgsyshlp of the day. The soup is brhnmphhsk and the fresh catch is chrysfkksdw done in a qhtkrsgbcm sauce. I'll sfdvcnmkwr to take your order. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3151 The #4 is an excellent choice. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3152 I recommend 1, 2, or 3. Not as many like 4, 5, or 6 but adventurous types take number 7. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3153 The grilled rat is fairly fresh and it pairs nicely with a bordeaux. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3154 What exactly did you try to slip the maitre d'? 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3155 The ratatouille may contain trace amounts of meat. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3156 The Lost and Found Soup tonight is Umbrella Mushroom. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3157 'MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER WHILE YOU ARE WAITING?" 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3158 May I suggest Mulligan Stew cooked over Sterno? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3159 The entree du jour will be coming in fresh from Boston. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3160 That's two jiggling jellos? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3161 Yes, I'll have the Pan-fried-Handler to start. And for Madam? Oh, I'll just have the Rat-and-Touille, thanks. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3162 For dinner tonight we'd like to offer a traditional New York journey--no restrooms, no AC and a chance of not winning Hamiton tickets. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3163 Localvores? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3164 "Today's special will only be available for the next 23 seconds." Joyce C Grimm, Pittsburgh, PA15228 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3165 I recommend the 3rd rail electric eel. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3166 May I recommend the 'this train is always late' special? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3167 And all the chicken is locally raised on platform 21. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3168 Our special of the day is Subway sandwiches 1.1875 0.06635 64 56 4 4
3169 May I interest you in our commuter special? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3170 All of our food is locally sourced. On the uptown local. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3171 Our best seller? Unquestionably, it's our 3 minute egg, to go! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3172 We have some special earplug selections this evening. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3173 It's not the dining car on the Orient Express but it is the best we can do. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3174 May I suggest the footlong on wheat with Swiss and a bag of chips? 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3175 Welcome to Transit Oriented Dining! 1.1875 0.06635 64 56 4 4
3176 Your beverage is arriving on the local track. Would you like to order an appetizer? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3177 No, we don't have the $5 foot long. That is the OTHER Subway. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3178 Western Omelet is the other platform 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3179 ... and, of course, our specialty ... the subway sandwich. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3180 Actually, the veal pairs better with the rattle of a taxi. I recommend the duck with the rumble of a subway train. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3181 May I suggest a bottle of wine and a mobile app called Yelp. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3182 Sir, might I suggest the daily special of fresh track-kill with a nice Merlot? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3183 M'am, I just told you ...... &GV%ZK ..... after midnight ..... #KY@DBX% ..... local cuisine ..... #ZHV!!NQ.......express menu. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3184 How's the service here? are there any delays? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3185 Is the daily special electrocuted in-house? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3186 Let me tell you about today's Gourmet Commuter Dining specials! 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3187 We should have gone to a different place. All this menu has is subs. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3188 That's the Express menu, you can only order two PopTarts and a 4 ounce Tang. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3189 We're all about local here. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3190 The only special we have is at midnight . 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3191 The cucumber and urine soup is especially pungent today. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3192 This is the latest trend in fast food restaurants. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3193 I recommend the Subway Club. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3194 We do have a couple rush hour specials for you tonight. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3195 Best road kill in town. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3196 No, you didn't want the table by the kitchen. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3197 Prix fixe includes a tour of the sewers after desert 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3198 Grilled right on the tracks. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3199 Welcome to track 23. Can I get you a drink while you wait for your train? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3200 Would you care to see our Metro schedule? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3201 Our signature meal is a "Subway". 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3202 Shall I box your order to go 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3203 For some unexplainable reason, I think you'll find Special Number 23 appealing. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3204 Stand clear of the oysters tonight, please. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3205 Yes, folks, only cash is accepted in undergound economy estalishments. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3206 Yes-the food at all 23rd Street stops is locally grown. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3207 The fish is hurried and hung from a strap ... absolutely no eye contact. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3208 The 7:20 lamb shanks are excellent this week. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3209 I recommend the standing rib roast. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3210 All of our meat comes from grocery stores on this subway line, 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3211 Before you order, may I congratulate you on securing a table before the rush 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3212 Welcome to Bistro South Ferry. May I suggest ordering the crème brulee early — the 6:12 is always punctual. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3213 Sorry, Sir, you cannot charge this meal on your MetroCard! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3214 Make it quick, I gotta skiddoo. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3215 Specials today are third-rail turkey and turnstile trout. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3216 " No, Jared is no longer affiliated with our restaurant ". 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3217 You might have to wait a bit for menu item #23. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3218 They said trains are delayed, but this is ridiculous. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3219 The Ratatouille, please. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3220 We are a terminal-to-table establishment. Our food is sourced locally, right here at gate 23. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3221 The whitefish salad is arriving in thirteen minutes. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3222 I suppose you both want subways 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3223 I'm afraid young lamb is no longer on the menu since Chef Jared was arrested. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3224 I assure you...food makes up for the lack of ambience. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3225 Jared recommends the rat. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3226 I suggest the robust bouquet of a Chateau d'Urine to accompany your graffiti-drizzled petit filet, Sir. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3227 'Light at the End of the Tunnel'? That's our pavlova. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3228 If you're feeling adventurous, I'd recommend our fresh catch. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3229 May I recommend the 7:41 or the 6:45 to start? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3230 Sorry, you just missed the train that delivers drinks. But are you ready to order the main course? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3231 Wow this menu is a train wreck 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3232 I recommend everything but the Lexington Avenue sub. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3233 May I recommend the five dollar footlong? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3234 We serve only local produce. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3235 I'm sorry but our one minute special is not available how about our 45 sec delay delight. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3236 Track 23 has the freshest food indeed, sir, coming right up. 1.1875 0.06635 64 56 4 4
3237 Hmm, I'm not seeing the five dollar footlong anywhere. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3238 Welcome to Stop 23, the uber level of underground dining. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3239 I'd recommend the risotto, but the kitchen's in Astoria, so on weekends it takes about 2 1/2 hours to prepare. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3240 Tonight we're offering the proletarian version of the Met's entr'acte menu. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3241 The breeze and the rumble are free of charge, sir and madam. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3242 I hope you like sub sandwiches. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3243 Sir, it is quite 'al fresco' when the 3 train comes by. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3244 Hi! I'am your express waiter in training. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3245 We take pride in having the most well grounded al fresco service. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3246 No, sir, the express menu does not include an appetizer. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3247 Of course, all of our fish are local. 1.1875 0.06635 64 56 4 4
3248 Welcome to Eating Local at 23rd. Can I get your started with our fresh track kill appetizer? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3249 Today's special is the Squashed Together Like Sardines Platter. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3250 I recommend the commuter special - don't worry - it will reach your table in 6 minutes, 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3251 Will the number four arrive before the E train? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3252 Today's special is sweet & sour rodent. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3253 the special for the day is a half eaten veggie burger with subway grease on the side and an avocado shell wrapped in a dirty tissue and would you prefer the horn be extra loud? 1.1846 0.06538 65 57 4 4
3254 May I take your order to 35th Street? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3255 The gum is quite good. It's been tracked in from all over the city. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3256 All our wines are cave-aged. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3257 Are we eating fresh today ? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3258 I'm really a conductor. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3259 I understand you're interested in the Commuter Special? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3260 And would the gentleman like a local or express cabernet? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3261 I'm in "training " yesterday I was the bus boy . 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3262 two number 23's coming right up 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3263 The chef recommends tonight's Third Rail Special, which we believe to be some sort of waterfowl. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3264 The rat was freshly caught this morning. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3265 Welcome to Subway. We specialize in sandwiches that you can eat on the train. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3266 If you want to catch the next train, you'll have to chew chew quickly 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3267 All I know about Le Lapin Bronx is that it’s raised not far from here. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3268 "The Lobster Surprise will be on the 8.02, sir". 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3269 Everything on the 1 is sourced locally. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3270 May I recommend a bottle of Château Uriney 2016? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3271 ...And the odor emanating from the tracks is also locally-sourced. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3272 Sure it's a bit noisy, but the locally sourced meat is divine. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3273 Sorry for the wait, the table at platform 9 3/4 keeps tricking me. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3274 I glad you came here instead of to Subway 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3275 The Subway sandwich is mostly locally sourced. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3276 You can order the Trump Roast or the Rod Ham. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3277 I can recommend the 5:15. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3278 Cafe 23?? The sign said SUBWAY. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3279 I apologize, the busker has the night off. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3280 I recommend the gutter rat. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3281 The rat with sambai essence is locally sourced. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3282 The Malbec paired with our rat is absolutely sublime. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3283 Stay away from the pizza. 1.1746 0.06613 63 56 3 4
3284 Our special of the day is saute of rat which is fresh off the rails. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3285 ...And when you hear that lonesome whistle blow, you can head over to the salad bar. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3286 We have Ratatouille Pizza. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3287 All we have is rat but it's fresh and very, very tender. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3288 I'm sorry sir, we're all out of split pea soup. We do have plenty subway pee soup though. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3289 Nothing fancy. Just Sub sandwiches! 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3290 Of course, the number 23, it's our most popular entree on the menu. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3291 Yes, sir, the fish is always fresh and on its way now from South Street Seaport as per your usual request. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3292 Would Madame be interested in our rush hour wine list? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3293 As long as I'm waiting, why not make a little extra? 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3294 Is the Ratatouille raised locally ? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3295 Do YOU WISH TO ORDER BEFORE THE NEXT RUSH ? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3296 I'll have the tube steak rare. 1.1746 0.06613 63 56 3 4
3297 We serve exclusively local cuisine. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3298 Yes monsieur, our exotic cuisine menu does exclude rodents! 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3299 'It's frozen then microwaved just as we serve it on the dinner car." 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3300 I would suggest two expressos to go. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3301 When the express comes through, watch out for your mashed potatoes. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3302 May I recommend another venue? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3303 I recommend the sardines. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3304 Subway is road testing fine dining for customers who are sandwich-intolerant. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3305 next time don't ask the chef for catsup. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3306 May I suggest the alligator special? It is very fresh and locally sourced. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3307 ETA--4:53!!! Daily Specials 5:00-6:00!!!! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3308 Today's localavore special is Rat-attouille 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3309 Look buddy, you'll never make the train even if the chef makes a 2 minute egg. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3310 Due to scheduled maintenance, dessert will be served via the 4 Line. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3311 LucKy we got a table tonight. The L was completely booked 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3312 For your entertainment tonight, the "Screeching Wheels" will be performing. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3313 Your order will be delayed due to a police emergency at 34th St. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3314 The concierge guaranteed this place was local. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3315 We call this "Undergroud Seating" 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3316 Item 23 is our most popular. It will be served on time! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3317 The way I figure it, we can finish dessert and still catch the Broadway local at 9:00PM 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3318 the braised rat has been very popular 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3319 Are the rats in tonight's special free-range and local? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3320 Since you're going to be here for awhile, may I recommend the slow-cooked goose? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3321 Yes Sir that's 1- Third Rail with juice 1- On Timer (well done) 1- Side by Side seat to share 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3322 Can I interest you in the specials unique to the Blue Line? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3323 As for the ratatouille, the rats are very locally sourced. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3324 Unfortunately, we are all out of the number twenty-three. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3325 We locally source all of our food to the D Line. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3326 Yes, this is the local side. It means that all the vegetables have been grown within 5 miles of here. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3327 Welcome. We are a train to table restaurant. May I suggest a Zinfandel if you are thinking wine, it is a great pairing for our gamey offerings. 1.1746 0.06613 63 56 3 4
3328 Special of the day is Orange Blossom 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3329 We are renowned for our rat. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3330 Better order quick...our menu changes with each passing train. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3331 I'd recommend the Chef's Special if you want to catch the 8:05. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3332 Take your time! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3333 The Bouillabaisse is served between trains. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3334 The chef recommends the freshly caught rat 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3335 Today's special is a subway sandwich 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3336 "Sir, I assume you are a supporter of Mr. Trump as you clearly seem prepared to swallow anything...". 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3337 I suggest the Ratatouille. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3338 Of course we have subs on the menu. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3339 Today's Special is the A-Train Burger, Steak Frites and Fruit Cup. The soot is on the house. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3340 Many patrons prefer the Ragout a le Metro with our Terrasse Vingt-trois Vin de Consommation Courante. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3341 I recommend either the Rat-Ratatouille or the Lost-iPhone Sufflé—but you can never go wrong with the Pigeon a la Plancha. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3342 Should your Ear-Caps be natural fiber or artificial? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3343 'Might I suggest the "Anything A' la Minute"?' 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3344 I recommend the subway. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3345 You might want to reconsider the osso buco and souffle. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3346 The ratatouille is fresh, meaty, and house-smoked. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3347 And along with our special of the day is a side of ratatouille. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3348 The rush hour specials are only available between 5 and 7 pm. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3349 No, we don't have $5 foot-longs. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3350 His mother's staying with us so he brought me here for a quiet dinner...to soothe my nerves. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3351 The five dollar foot long? You must be thinking of another restaurant. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3352 And would you like a starter before the 2:19 meal? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3353 Today's special is locavore ratatouille. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3354 Locally sourced food is not available on the express menu. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3355 Incredibly fresh. Might I recommend the rat this evening. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3356 Welcome to the fine dining version of subway 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3357 Your food is currently being held in the station by the chef. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3358 I recommend the third rail special. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3359 No, the one on the 6:25 E is rare; the medium-well will be on the 6:58 C. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3360 For the Chef's Menu, pick one item from each of Tracks 21, 22 and 23. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3361 On the timetable menu on the left side, The 1814 only comes rare. You can get The 1830 medium. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3362 May I interest you in the rat or pigeon. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3363 How long will 'well done' take? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3364 And, tonight's specials all come with MTA's complimentary 80 decibel earplugs. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3365 The North line is behind schedule today, so there is plenty of time for an appetizer with your lunch. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3366 Yes madam, our special tonight is a trash fed, underground raised, beef pâté. It's locally sourced from right along these tracks. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3367 Yes, all our food is wild-caught... and local. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3368 If you order the steak well done you might miss the "A" train 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3369 To the untrained eye this could pass for a nice restaurant. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3370 And for dessert this evening, we have a brutal mugging 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3371 Maybe next stop we can have dessert? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3372 Out track kill special today is moose. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3373 And I'll have an unoaked Chardonnay with my $5 footlong. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3374 How is the 5:15 tonight? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3375 Our chef just took the 6:47 to Brooklyn. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3376 I am Fred, your link to the kitchen. Do you want fast food or delayed food? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3377 The Early Bird Special is only good for the first three minutes after the hour and half-hour. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3378 We'll go with the low-cal, local now and take expresso at the Times Square express track later. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3379 The Kitchen informs me we are out of Pheasant Underground. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3380 It's all pre-flattened. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3381 Might I recommend the 5:43 uptown express? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3382 You said you wanted to be surprised. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3383 The taking of Pelham 123 is a wise choice sir. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3384 Try the free-range squashed squab—it’s a chef’s special, off the menu. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3385 Our special today is a non-stop to Astoria. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3386 I'd recommend either the third rail flat iron steak or the scallops ala caboose 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3387 The Special? In two minutes it will be the Coney Island Dog. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3388 Our specials include the F Train Fajita. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3389 Tonight's special is Rat au jus. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3390 Yes, the squab is locally sourced. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3391 I think that you'll find our dining experience to be quite, well ... tubular. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3392 Our house specialty, "Third Rail Roast," is quite tender. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3393 We suggest a red to go with the moveable feast. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3394 Our special today is the 6:15 train to Canarsie. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3395 Welcome to The Original Ray's Subway. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3396 Our salad tosses itself as trains roll by. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3397 No ma'am, we don't serve heroes. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3398 Today's special is thinly sliced ham on bread with choice of mayonnaise or mustard. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3399 Well, how was the manager to know it was your 35th anniversary? 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3400 And if your train's late, there's free coffee. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3401 The local fare would be my choice. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3402 The rat is particular fresh this time of year. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3403 Think we have time for dessert? 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3404 It's our "Right Before Your Train" arrives menu! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3405 I hope that you did not come for fast food. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3406 I think we have to order whatever's local. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3407 Unfortunately, we're out of Number 23. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3408 You heard me right...Any menu in the city. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3409 I am Pokemon and you will think I'm your waiter this evening. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3410 ...and for dessert we have espresso and lo cal. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3411 If you'd like music with your lunch, let me suggest the Inca pipes. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3412 I recommend the "C" train. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3413 Well, aren't you a couple of snobs. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3414 It was Howard Johnson's idea. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3415 The beef is local but the rest of the burger's express. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3416 Today's specials are: The Local and The Express! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3417 Dessert to go? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3418 Trust me...stay away from the braised short ribs. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3419 Yes sir, each of our entrées is served with a fine dusting of C train grit and a generous helping of late-summer angst. 1.1746 0.06613 63 56 3 4
3420 Finally, a hotel that offers a 'trans-continental' breakfast. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3421 We do offer an express lunch and use local suppliers 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3422 I highly recommend the BMT 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3423 Subway, eat fresh. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3424 If you're going to see "Hamilton," I recommend a carafe of something pricey. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3425 Our entire menu is locally sourced and delivered daily on the D train. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3426 Two MTA subs. Anything else ? 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3427 Sorry about the table, our alfresco area is full. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3428 Our menu features only local dishes. For more cosmopolitan cuisine try the express bistros at our 34th Street or Times Square Stations. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3429 I highly recommend the footlong, sir 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3430 Will you be having the rat? It has superb trackside flavor. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3431 I think a sub is the way to go. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3432 Our forage is like no other. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3433 ''Would you like to order our signature appetizer All aboard the cheese board '' 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3434 Tonight's special is a grilled rat cooked over an open track fire. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3435 The Third-Rail Thunder Steak and the Turnstile Diet Platter are especially fresh today. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3436 No, this isn't 59th Street. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3437 (waiter) The special of the day is carved turkey with lettuce and tomato on fresh bread. (husband)" You see Martha I told you this is a Subway". 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3438 Remember, we can only serve between trains. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3439 Today's Special includes priority access to the front subway car. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3440 Would you like to hear today's specials before the next train arrives? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3441 No, sir; I'm very sorry, but it just won't be possible to 'get you out of here' in four minutes. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3442 And from today's third-rail menu, could I interest you in the mixed grill? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3443 I recommend the third rail fried rat. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3444 ... and as a side, we have freshly canned sardines. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3445 A train for 2? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3446 Might I suggest the express special, it's a local favorite. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3447 At some stations, we also offer al fresco dining. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3448 Hello, my name is Joe, I'm homeless. Our specials tonight are half pb&j with warm tuna salad in the container. For dessert, bagged peanut M&Ms, market price... 1.1746 0.06613 63 56 3 4
3449 Too close to the tracks? Next time, ask for a quiet table by the window. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3450 Our special tonight is the Midnight Special. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3451 Tonight's special is native free-range rat with a zesty third rail sauce. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3452 a la mode? Sorry sir, I thought you said 'on the road.' 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3453 There are no Subways in the subway. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3454 I'll have the express lunch. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3455 Our dishes are sourced locally. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3456 The five-dollar footlong is excellent. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3457 The first drink is free on Track 23. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3458 Subway ... no, McDonalds. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3459 We have the Subway Special today 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3460 Our chef recommends the Number 1 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3461 Our special for this evening is locally foraged rat. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3462 No, we'll have to pass on the chocolate souffle. Our train arrives in 8 minutes. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3463 No, monsieur, squad comes exclusively from the Flatbush station. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3464 Of course, all sourcing is strictly local. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3465 Number 9 is no longer available. I recommend Number 1. 1.1746 0.06613 63 56 3 4
3466 The Alligator Fricassee is particularly fresh this evening 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3467 Would you care for the 5:23 special? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3468 ...and tonight's entertainment, we are taking bets on who jumps in front of the A Train to Jersey! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3469 Will you be wanting that in a six inch or a foot-long? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3470 Everything is sourced locally. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3471 Although it may seem like a good idea at first, do not feed the rats. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3472 Maybe a glass of wine now and I'll get your dinner lunch order between trains. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3473 No, we don't serve "Footlongs." 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3474 Today we're featuring the sub. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3475 It should be out any minute. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3476 It's smart we took the express or our reservation would've been lost! 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3477 The rats in all the finest restaurants got their start here. 1.1746 0.06613 63 56 3 4
3478 Don't mind the rats. It's all part of the aesthetic. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3479 Of course, our signature dish is the ratatouille with a hint of ordure. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3480 Welcome to "Chug Chug" and "Chew Chew" . 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3481 'Might I suggest the midnight special? ' 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3482 Our special of the day is the "3-minute egg." 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3483 Would you like to eat local or eat express? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3484 May I recommend the Flat Iron steak? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3485 "You folks taking the midnight train to Georgia? 1.1746 0.06613 63 56 3 4
3486 I can see that you folks prefer much more than the standard fare, so might I recommend.... 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3487 Yes, the rats are locally sourced. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3488 Our 'NYC Full Immersion 5-Course' is popular with visitors like yourselves. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3489 They call it train to table dining ... 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3490 What time is your train? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3491 Nothing here that moves me I'm afraid 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3492 You are lucky Bob; if I would have believed you about taking me to subway for dinner you wouldn't have had a date tonight 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3493 Every meal is a carry-out. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3494 It's not platform 9 3/4, but we have a magical menu. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3495 The subway sandwich is very good here... 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3496 It's sustainable dining, so everything on our menu is foraged from local garbage cans. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3497 Today's Special is the 'Rats Fried a la Third Rail 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3498 It's an A la carte menu with locally sourced ingredients. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3499 We also offer carry-out. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3500 I don't recommend the Third Rail Special. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3501 N train arrives in 4 minutes, 23 seconds. May I suggest ice water and a carrot for the gentleman; plain water and a celery stick for madam? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3502 May I suggest the 5 O'clock special ? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3503 Today's special is rat du jour. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3504 Our food is excellent; our ambiance not so much. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3505 No, Sir, we do not serve Submarine sandwiches here. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3506 Welcome to subway. My name is "Fred" and I'll be your conductor tonight. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3507 Our root vegetables and meats are locally sourced. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
3508 We're out of dog. May I instead recommend a fresh, locally caught, subterranean mammal? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3509 Our ratatouille is to die for. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3510 Our meat and produce are all local, except during rush hour. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
3511 No, I wouldn't call this fast casual dining! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3512 I think we'll go with the fried rat 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3513 May I recommend the escargot to go? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3514 I suggest you try "The A Train." 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3515 Today's special is our organic free-range rat meat, grown locally in this station 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3516 Today's special, vibrating, Flat Iron, sizzling steak, packed with Wall Street greens, with a IRT smoothie. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3517 Here at Subway we like to 'eat fresh'... The catch of the day is ratatouille and for desert the chocolate mouse... 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3518 If you want to get catch the next one, I'd skip the soufflé. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3519 Our subway sandwich is delicious! 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3520 No, this is not that kind of "Subway,"restaurant. We do not sell sandwiches. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3521 Might I suggest the Northeast Regional duck? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3522 You may like to know that we've opened a second location at position 17. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3523 We don't say, "final course" in this restaurant. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3524 If you see something, please say something on Yelp. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3525 Our rats arrive fresh daily. 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
3526 Usually people just order from our GrubHub account. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3527 We'll both take the Subway. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3528 We pride ourselves on using local produce. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
3529 I'd recommend the rat stew. It's the freshest item on the menu. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3530 A rat will bring your pizza shortly. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3531 For amusement, I recommend the tomato aspic. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3532 You gotta realize you're paying for exclusivity. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3533 I believe you have mixed us up with the other restaurant; we do not serve five dollar footlongs here. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3534 How do you feel about flash mobs? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3535 When it started to rain we moved the street food down from 6th Avenue. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3536 I'm sorry sir.. but there are no five dollar foot longs. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3537 I just want to make sure you're aware that the 'Daily Fresh Catch' is of the rat species. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3538 The Gourmet Dinners in a flash are Chef Fiasco's specialty. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3539 May I tell you about tonight's express trains? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3540 Our crunchy salads pair well with the speed rail vibrations. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3541 You are seated at the chef's training table. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3542 Of course we do not have subway sandwiches; what kind of restaurant do you think this is? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3543 The chicken is locally sourced from the 14th Street station. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
3544 I find that our Sauvignon Blanc goes best with the 5:30 service to Times Square. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3545 May I recommend item number 23? It's our specialty. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3546 I agree, this 'food hall' trend has gone too far. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3547 BLT is the favorite on the BMT. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3548 I'm sorry, the clam chowder isn't available on the express menu. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3549 Our ratatouille is made of only local ingredients. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3550 Even " market price " carries the ambience discount - that is correct , sir. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3551 Take the A-Train. It's our Special. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3552 Unfortunately, tonight's specials have been delayed by train traffic ahead. We We're sorry tonight's specials have been delayed by train traffic ahead 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
3553 The special today is train wreck soup. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3554 I suggest you get the subway quickie. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3555 Hi my name is Gary and I'll be your server. Can I recommend starting with a couple of sidecars, get it! That one works every time. I'm such a hoot. Ok what do you want? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3556 Might I recommend our $5 Footlong. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3557 I'll get this right in, as soon as I finish the order for the 28th street table. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3558 May I recommend the Metro Char? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3559 Amtrak would like to woo you with a complimentary bottle of Prosecco. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
3560 If you order something, you'll eat something. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
3561 Ah, could you speed it up? The train's due to arrive any minute. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3562 We're known for our roasted rat, stuffed with mice meat, garnished with railing gum. Our special for today is half of a filet from St. Bart's Shelter. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
3563 I'd recommend the duck, but we'd have to catch it on the 7:10. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3564 The special today is rat. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3565 My service will be quick- I know you have a train to catch. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3566 Sorry, we only serve lobster diablo at our Sheepshead Bay location. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3567 Sorry, you didn't swipe dessert. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3568 The J train offers unlimited mimosas. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3569 I recommend the salmon, it's fresh off the uptown local. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3570 May I suggest our early bird special, "The Five-Fifteen", a blend of freshly ground peanuts on a slice of bread? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3571 Might I suggest a tepid domestic beer with the mini pizza? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3572 Of course it's gluten free. It's a freaking subway train. They're all gluten free! 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
3573 We specialize in local produce, and espresso to go. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3574 Ah, sub sandwiches again? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3575 If you want the soufflé the chef requires 20 minutes notice. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3576 Surprise ! You folks are on New York's Funniest Videos. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3577 The express steak is running 5 minutes late 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3578 If you order from page 2 your meal be served immediately and you will have time to eat and still catch the 8:10. 1.1613 0.06582 62 56 2 4
3579 The train comes with extra stopping. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
3580 My name is Jared and I'll be your server this evening. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3581 And the sous chef is in the under-carriage. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
3582 All of our meals are Amtrak-to-table. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3583 The possum arrive fresh by train every fifteen minutes. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
3584 Yes sir, our express menu is exclusive to our express table. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
3585 All of our greens are locally sourced from the N, R and Q rail yards. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3586 I'd recommend the soup before the B Train 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3587 I would recommend number six. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3588 You may only choose from column C and E here, if you want column A you must go to our 14th Street restaurant. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3589 And what is the fresh catch of the day? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3590 I'll have the $50 footlong. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
3591 As you can see, our menu reflects the nuance of all the unique gastronomic elements of industrial transportation. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3592 Sometimes, it takes extreme measures to cure OCD. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3593 I told you avant-garde, hyper-local food sourcing had gone too far 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
3594 Today's catch of the day is fresh from the 6 line. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3595 Our special today is the steak and shake. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3596 Hurry and order. I have to catch the next train. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3597 Due to a sick passenger, all appetizers are being served on the entrée schedule. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3598 Welcome to The Subway, our upscale, fully immersive sandwich experience. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3599 *I wonder what mean by a New York Subway." 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3600 "I'll have the 6-inch, sweet onion chicken teriyaki on Italian bread". 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3601 I'll have what the rat has. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3602 The Subway Club has only 6 grams of fat. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3603 Tonight's 14th Street special is The De Blasio--pepperoni pizza, knife and fork on the side. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3604 "This is one of those Out-of-the Way! places. It's very suburban." Submitted by Neil L. Sachs, Monmouth Junction, NJ 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3605 May I recommend our locally-sourced and pizza-fed... 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
3606 Our sandwiches are world famous. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3607 The staff is not recommending the Third Rail Surprise this evening. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3608 Yes sir, the late steak would be a good choice to go along with the track potatoes. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3609 Is this really the only way to shorten your commute? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3610 The chef says your Subways have been unexpectedly delayed, but will be out soon. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3611 Tonight's special is at the 57th Street station. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3612 Yes, everything we serve is sourced local. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3613 Tonight's special, prepared by the chef, "The Sante Fe Express" is running a little late. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3614 Our special tonight is a locally sourced free-range rat 1.1613 0.06582 62 56 2 4
3615 When I said I wanted to eat fresh at subway this is not what I was imagining. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3616 Did you want the BLM or the BLT ? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3617 I'm sorry, but seafood is on the local platform. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3618 I recommend the Senior special: Just choose anything. 1.1613 0.06582 62 56 2 4
3619 Column A is for the Express, Column B serves the Local. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3620 I'll have the third rail pigeon, with the grease and mud dressing. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3621 May I recommend the ABC gum and yesterday's selection of energy drink to start? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3622 One footlong Cold Cut Combo, and for you, madam? 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
3623 After you order,the train will take your"Table to Farm" 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3624 The local squab is fresh from this morning. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3625 May I recommend the Fifth Avenue Express? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3626 We're expanding on the "Farm to Table" trend. The subway rat mousse is fresh caught. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
3627 This isn't the Subway I was talking about. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3628 Hal, let's just pay extra and order express. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3629 these folks will be gone soon, and you will have complete privacy until the 7:10 arrives from Albany 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3630 Would you prefer your rat baked or fried? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3631 Every day's special is the squashed rat flambeau. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3632 You're taking for the R train? We'll get you out of here with time to spare. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3633 Our menu includes a set of ear plugs. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3634 Train's coming. Want to make it to go? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3635 By the way, are you planning on catching the next #23? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3636 We'll each take the A train burger with a cup of Subway Joe. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3637 Will you want to go? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3638 We have a unique way to deliver your slice of pizza. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3639 Sorry, we don't serve a fresh catch-of-the-day here. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3640 The distracted texter au jus is superb. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3641 Have you ever tried 34th-street cuisine before? 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
3642 One thing I don't care for is a subway sandwich. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3643 Indeed, the quail does come with a free break-dancer. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3644 If Zagat rated this the 2nd best restaurant on 23rd street then I can't help wondering what came third? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3645 Apologies, the A/C doesn't seem to be running. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3646 lol u gotta be effin with me with these cartoons at this point 1.1613 0.06582 62 56 2 4
3647 We're mostly famous for our one-minute microwaved poached eggs. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3648 You must pay in advance. If the train comes early you guy's are screwed. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3649 So, would you like rat or pizza? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3650 Is there anything about the menu I can explain for you? 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
3651 Relax folks... It won't be here for 12 1/2 minutes. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3652 The buskers will arrive shortly. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3653 My I recommend the 4 train, it is a fine express, it will be here momentarily, take it to 59th street and eat on Central Park South. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
3654 Madam, your medium-well steak will arrive on the local platform. Sir, your medium-rare steak will arrive on the express platform. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3655 Try our new speedy service, if your meal doesn't comes before the next train,you get it free 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3656 Try the fish a'laboard... 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3657 Around here, they're called "Our Signature House Long-Bun" sandwiches. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3658 I recommend the Fare-Jumper's Special. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3659 Would you like to hear about today's five dollar footlongs? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3660 The lobster, and tipping the maitre d' more than a buck. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
3661 Do you know where we can catch the 23 train after dinner? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3662 Welcome to the Flat Iron Steak House. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3663 Would you like to hear our subterranean specials this evening? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3664 And what subway station recommended you to us? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3665 Our beer selection includes anything from the bodega right over there. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3666 If you're thinking of ordering the chocolate soufflé, just be aware that we have to start it immediately after the express leaves. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3667 I highly recommend the uptown beets. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3668 May I recommend the cheesesteak? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3669 These small underground eateries are never crowded 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3670 Well, I guess we're here now... 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3671 Harold, you're so romantic. I thought you said dinner at Subway, not THE subway! 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3672 Tonight the Third-Rail Special is................... 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
3673 Yes, the kale will be fresh, this is the first stop for the farm to table train 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3674 Chef’s signature specialty tonight is a deconstructed pretzel, ladled with a sauce of yellow mustard... 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3675 Hello, I'm Marco, I'll be your server in training this evening. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3676 The Philly steak is guaranteed ready by the time you get there. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3677 You know this isn't a restaurant but what the heck, what do you want? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3678 Everything is sourced locally. Might I recommend the mold-poached rat? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3679 This isn't what I had in mind when I asked if you wanted to eat at Subway. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3680 i'm sorry,i don't work here. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3681 Welcome to progressive subway dining. Your entrée will arrive 15 minutes before your train! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3682 Enjoy the meal, it's as close as we'll ever get to dining and travel. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3683 We are part of a pop-down dining revolution. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3684 And for our special tonight we have an offshoot of the slice of pizza being carried by Pizza Rat. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3685 The Crosstown Soufflé is excellent and the cherries in the clafoutis are from our farm uptown. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3686 They are the freshest clams, railed in fresh-to-order. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3687 The dining car just left but the specials are the same for train plein-air. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
3688 I'll have a Six inch sub with the works! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3689 Hmm, this is not what I meant when I said; lets go to a restaurant on a platform! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3690 I'm sorry, Sir, table nine and three quarters is reserved for a Mr. Radcliffe. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
3691 Please ensure that the meat is not sourced too locally. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3692 It's a little something special we arrange for our patrons from Open Table. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
3693 I'm sorry, but your subway sandwich will be delayed. The waiter thought the order was for table number 22. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3694 I'll take the A train to Harlem, please 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3695 I understand the fresh fish will be coming in on the 7th Ave. express. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3696 Today's special is free range squab in a red wine reduction sauce set on a bed of Nixalite. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3697 Our special today is our famous third rail stir fry 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3698 I'll try not to mumble. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3699 Your subway (sandwich) should arrive within 5 minutes. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3700 No hurry if you're not planning to catch a train tonight. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3701 Welcome to the new Windows On The World. Are you ready to order? 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
3702 I recommend the souris frite du third rail. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3703 We apologize for the delay, but we do anticipate that our 2nd avenue location will be open by the end of this year. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3704 May I suggest the senior Subway for two? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3705 Yes, our rat palliard is locally sourced. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3706 The Guy Fieri special? Excellent choice. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
3707 Sorry, it's Platform 21 for the gravy train. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
3708 If you wish to catch the express, I'd suggest appetizers only. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3709 Honestly, there is not much there I would recommend. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3710 If you wanted to make curtain you should have taken the express. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3711 There is no prix fixe dinner but a stationary supper. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3712 We can get you some minute steaks before the next express train arrives. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3713 It's the next best thing to dining el fresco. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
3714 Most prefer the pushed special to the jumped. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
3715 I'll have the five dollar foot long. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
3716 I'll have the Rat medium rare please. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
3717 Anyone can put a new chic restaurant downtown. Mr. Jordan had the vision to take his "undertown". 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
3718 May I suggest our footlong sandwiches? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
3719 The house recommends the cold plate. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
3720 I should inform you that I’m an independent contractor with, and not an employee of, the restaurant-hailing app company you’ve used to summon me—and tips are not included in the prepaid fee. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
3721 Thank you! Your Unter order will arrive on the 6:23. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3722 I'm sorry, we won't serve "Roasted Sardines" until rush hour. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3723 No worries, the slow-cooking takes 40 seconds. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3724 GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! PARDON THE INTERRUPTION! I'M OUT HERE TODAY TRYING TO RAISE MONEY FOR MY BASKETBALL TEAM BY RUNNING A NEW-AMERICAN SMALL-PLATES RESTAURANT! WE HAVE A COUPLE ADDITIONS TO THE MENU TONIGHT! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3725 I recommend the Dover sole and the E to One World Trade. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
3726 Great atmosphere but it's just lacking that familiar aroma. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
3727 If you want to be in time to catch the 409 I suggest you order today's special. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
3728 No, the choux de Bruxelles de quatorzième rue aren't locally grown. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3729 Would you like to start with a Last Exit Aparitif? Or a Godot and Tonic? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3730 Here at Subway, we don't have a BLT, but we do have a BMT. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3731 Yes, each entrée features a side of artisanal stench. 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
3732 Yes sir, I'll check for two seats at the bar, but why? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
3733 And our special tonight is Delayed, Due to Train Traffic Ahead. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3734 Tonight's special? Let's just say we've been running local. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3735 He'll have the express lunch but I only eat local foods. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3736 You could go with the MTA Cafe au Late 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3737 Subway's newest menu selections 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3738 I suggest the slow cooked pork loin. It's sue to get here before the C train. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3739 I'm sorry, but due to weekend construction, locally sourced food is only avsilable on the express track. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3740 What's better, the fish or the lamb? At running or swimming? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3741 While you wait for trains, we train the waiters. 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
3742 Stay away from the corndogs. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3743 Don't worry folks, the food is better than the subpar ambience. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3744 We'll start with the sardines. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3745 We decant the wine on the 42nd Street Shuttle. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3746 The foot long is on sale after the 5:15 arrives. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3747 Our specialty is local food. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3748 No time at all sir; indeed, the bullet pressed duck is the specialty of the house. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3749 Yes sir, but we are the original Subway. No sir, we do not serve the seven cheese guac wheat wrap. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
3750 The bellydancer will start her show momentarily. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
3751 Station 24 is the best choice if you are looking for seafood. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3752 I recommend only a thimble of our cabernet so you can still make the 7:34 to Bismark. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3753 What can I get for you while you wait for the 2? 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
3754 I recommend the "tunnel chowder" it has the freshest ingredients. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3755 When Subway runs out of abandoned gas stations. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
3756 I'll have the chicken. 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
3757 I'm terribly sorry. Dragon claws are a specialty item. Have you tried Platform 9 3/4? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3758 Will that be one subway or two? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3759 Apologies for relocating your table, but the L train is under construction. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3760 I recommend the express espresso. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3761 Welcome to al fresco dining at the Whistle Stop Cafe 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3762 We focus on inbound, Sir. You'll have to cross over for the outbound room. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
3763 There's an up charge for sweet potato fries with rodenticide 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3764 How long if I order a sub? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
3765 I'm afraid pizza is off the menu and last seen being dragged down the stairs. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
3766 Bear with me please, I'm in training. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
3767 The chef recommends the potluck. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
3768 No, we're not the sandwich place. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
3769 I wouldn't suggest the road kill. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3770 The special tonight is the tube steak bathed in Gray Poupon. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3771 And tonight's special is the 'Third Rail Surprise'." "What sort of meat is in it?" "The, uh, edible kind. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3772 I'll have the rat tail soup 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3773 If you are in a hurry, our Two-Minute Lunch specials are on the back page of the menu. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
3774 I'll take the #23. to go. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3775 ...and we ask that you kindly refrain from using your cellular telephone. 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
3776 May I recommend the Subway Special #23. 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
3777 The express menu means I can skip the other tables. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
3778 To be honest, we've had some complaints about the ratatouille. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3779 You can't have the special until midnight. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3780 I'd suggest the A Train. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3781 I suggest the straphanger steaks to go. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3782 I recommend the "Do you need a little more time?" 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
3783 All of our food is produced locally. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3784 Our specials include a wild rail, blackened near your table on the third rail, with light notes of Boone's Farm and a hint of urine d'homme pauvre. 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
3785 I need to tell you the soufflé takes ten minutes. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3786 Today's special is locally-caught braised rat on a bed of mashed chewing gum with a chopped metro card garnish for flavor. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3787 I want the Amtrack special for two. 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
3788 The buffalo mozzarella caprese is only served on the express line. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
3789 This is the upscale side. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
3790 Our catch of the day is a seven pound broiled rat, and you can substitute the fries for a salad for an additional $2.50. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
3791 Hello, my name is Jared. Ill be your server tonight. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
3792 We're all out of the squab kebab. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3793 Not what I expected when you invited me to join your new Club, '23 and Me.' 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3794 The fish is served fresh, right from the dining car kitchen. 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
3795 Once again, I apologize profusely we had no seating left "Al Fresco" 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3796 Violin accompanist for entree or dessert? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3797 Terribly sorry for the interruption, boss. The boys will make sure it won't happen again. 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
3798 Our apologies, your next course is delayed due to a disabled train. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3799 We strictly adhere to the train to table philosophy of dining. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
3800 I would recommend the N or the R--both go well with any of our meat dishes 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3801 I'll take the rail of ribs and she'll have the caboose club 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3802 Are you ordering from the chew-chew menu? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
3803 The chef recommends the cattle car special today. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3804 Every rat entree comes with a side of cheese. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3805 Starting off, we have locally-sourced seared 'rongeur' in a bubble gum reduction. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3806 The skirt steak is only offered at our 27th street location. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3807 Today's special is grilled straphanger steak. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3808 I thought we were going to eat at that sandwich shop. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3809 It's an experiment. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3810 Please pay your bill before the train arrives 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3811 Better now than rush hour - I will bring you what you do order, not what I thought you did order. 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
3812 The number 6 is a specialty of the house 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3813 I think you'll like this evening's selections. We like to call it "Train Fare". 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3814 Our special of the day is our fresh alligator and turtle soup. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3815 We're out of the regular pies. Pizza Rat was here earlier. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3816 Yes, the 7 train is a bit spicy but our F train special has been popular. If you're in a hurry, try our D club or A train grill. Sorry, we don't serve the Coney Island on Monday. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3817 Earplug flight? Very good selection. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3818 Ironically our express dinner is the local catch. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
3819 Do you want the local or the express? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3820 Honey, of course it works, my friend Jared lost over 200lbs. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
3821 You just missed not seeing the Hogwart Express pull out! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3822 And our special of the day is rail-kill. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3823 The road kill tonight is rack of raccoon in a port based sauce with red currants and English mustard. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3824 May I recommend the Penne De Blasio? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3825 The chef recommends the Châteaubriand with the red line. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3826 So, you think your train will be late? 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
3827 Would you like that in a 6-inch or foot long? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3828 Fast kitchen? We're catching the 9:13. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3829 And today's special is possum which will be here in 14 minutes 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
3830 Will that be one from the A train? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3831 So sorry the dining car was full--but to re-board your train, you have 5 minutes to order and eat. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3832 Our special tonight is chicken with 40 cloves of garlic. Now that's a dish that can really stop a train in its tracks. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
3833 We use only local and only fresh ingredients, our catch of the day was plucked just this morning from under platform 22. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3834 The chef's still in training. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3835 Would you like me to lower our state of the art garage doors? 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
3836 Our Track 23 salad is only available when the train is in the station. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
3837 Yes, we have the '61 Château Latour... it's on the Q line at Avenue J 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3838 Where did the 'escargot'?" "Should be here shortly. 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
3839 Do you have any grey Poupon? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3840 Monsieur, if you haven't noticed, trying to decide what to order should not take 10 years....the train had to build its route around you when you sat at out now defunct outdoor cafe. 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
3841 The 21 Club's infringement suit has driven us underground. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3842 The 7:05 buffet service has been cancelled due to a fault on the line. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3843 We just ran out of rat but the tumble weave salad is spectacular. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3844 Pardon my interrupting your 'brief encounter' moment. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3845 I assure you our roast rat is the freshest available. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3846 May I suggest the Mad Dog 20/20, and the chili dog. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
3847 Entrees include earplugs and bullhorns. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3848 May I suggest the local fowl... it is delectable, caught today on platform 22 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
3849 Ahem, you're holding the menu upside down. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3850 All of our specials tonight are flattened. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3851 My apologies, but we're out of the free range chicken. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
3852 No, I'm sorry we don't serve Subway sandwiches here. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
3853 I highly recommend the 23rd street underground special 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
3854 You have to order the dessert souffle an hour in advance, but don't worry: you'll make the next train. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3855 If you want saltier dishes try the L line. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
3856 May I suggest our house screech this evening? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
3857 Might I recommend the Canal St. cannelloni. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
3858 I recommend the Pizza Rat. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3859 You should order quickly, no express service here. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3860 Have you dined with us before? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3861 Most people get the same thing every time. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
3862 Yes, the Cabernet Sauvignon is included in the Day ticket 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
3863 I would like order your express meal! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
3864 Would Madam prefer the Orange Roughy or the Blue Plate Express? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
3865 And it pairs well with either a subway or an elevated train. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3866 Oh yes, I can assure you this is the latest in al fresco dining. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
3867 "Or you could go straight to doggy bags. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3868 Footlong? Or the Six-Inch? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3869 Would you like the six inch or the foot long? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
3870 Don't get the footlong. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3871 I am a tip only establishment. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
3872 Our specials tonight include a 7:15, 7:50, and 8:20 departure time. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
3873 Today's special is hangar steak. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
3874 Your chicken was raised in the outer boroughs but it's arriving on a local. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3875 Our off-peak special today is slow-cooked standing rib. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
3876 Does it come with manspread? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3877 May I recommend the Brooklyn sea bass? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
3878 Our wine cellar is at the 33rd Street stop; I'll have to send someone uptown to get your selection. 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
3879 I recommend the Number 7 Special. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
3880 Sorry about the delay, I'm still in training. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
3881 Welcome to 'Eat 'n' Shake'. Our specialty arrives very shortly. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
3882 Perhaps if you split something you could still catch your train. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3883 See, it's much quieter after the train leaves. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
3884 I'm terribly sorry madame but the prix fixe menu allows for now transfers. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3885 Yes, this new location really does speed up my commute time. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3886 What pairs well with E Uptown. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
3887 For well done, we call our table in Newark. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3888 There is no gluten free on this platform, madam, because this track goes to Paris. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
3889 Location, location, locomotion. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3890 And you thought Brooklyn was being gentrified. We've got oysters Rockefeller and we're only in the flat iron district tonight! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
3891 After midnight all specials come with red eye gravy on top. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3892 This is not Del Posto, signore. It is a subway. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
3893 I'll take the 5 train, light on the manspreading, please. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3894 Hubert, I think we got off at the wrong stop. This menu only has road kill from the subway!!! 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
3895 And how would you like your alphabet soup--Dark Courier, Arial Extra Bold, or Subway? 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
3896 We are out of the C, may I offer you an A running as a local? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
3897 Dinner at Subway? 1.1452 0.06017 62 56 3 3
3898 I expect the tip before the Express arrives. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
3899 Which do you prefer? The local Flatiron Steak or the express? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3900 Our special tonight is a $5 footlong. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3901 Allow me to describe tonight's special, fricasseed brown rat, before the 4 train rolls by. 1.1356 0.06143 59 54 2 3
3902 May I interest the table in a footlong Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3903 Let's leave - there is nothing that I like. 1.1356 0.06143 59 54 2 3
3904 Our track-to-table à la carte items are all in season, but may I recommend the conductor's prix fixe menu? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3905 When it comes to sandwiches, you can order numbers A, B, C, or 1, 2, 3. Or you can go the sub way. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3906 Not sure this is the ethnic experience they advertised 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3907 Actually, we find that the rodents add a touch of nature to our ambiance. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3908 'I guess we're dining a la carte' 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3909 Today's special is a twofer on any toasted foot-long. Boxes of wine are on the way. 1.1356 0.06143 59 54 2 3
3910 The chopped salad with grit is very nice. 1.1356 0.06143 59 54 2 3
3911 May I suggest the Local produce with Express service? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3912 Today's special is "doors closing". 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3913 We serve the Vol au Vents right when the express passes. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3914 Our motto is, "Eat Fresh". 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3915 Don't take too long. Your train is running early. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3916 Everything is Local grown 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3917 We've just upgraded to our 5 star carryout option. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3918 I understand that you just found out there is no dining car on the A train! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3919 If you're in a hurry, I recommend the sub 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3920 I'll have the pizza rat please. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3921 And todays special is a subway sandwich to go! 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3922 Our special today is the tunnel 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3923 Nobody knows farm-to-train-to-table cuisine like us. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3924 Welcome to Dine & Dash. May I take your order and the $30 non-refundable deposit? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3925 No, I was not just playing footsies with you. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3926 Hi, my name is Bruce. Today, I'll be your waiter-in-training. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3927 This is a French bistro. We do not serve subway sandwiches. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3928 The chef recommends the rat. Do you like rat? You should have the rat. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3929 I'd offer you whine but that's all people do around here. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3930 We have everything they have at most transit food stands--soda, chips, you name it. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3931 Everything here is locavore, but after we take you to 14th street for an expresso 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3932 I'm afraid that we're out of the 4:15 to Long Island. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3933 We also have a pre-train fixed menu if you prefer 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3934 I suggest that you finish your meal with our famous expresso... 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3935 On rainy days we have to move outside tables down here. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3936 Will it be the 6 inch or the foot long? And what type of bread? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3937 ....and we also offer our express breakfast made with local produce. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3938 The salad has been delayed due to a mayonnaise failure. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3939 Welcome to Soupways! May I take your order? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3940 Our le plat de jour is a succulent filet de rat poêlé, for $39.95. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3941 How fast do they guarantee the to-go bag again? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3942 I'm sorry Sir, we no longer have lutefisk as customers felt it diminished the ambiance. 1.1356 0.06143 59 54 2 3
3943 I wonder if they deliver. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3944 May I recommend the locavore meat special. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3945 May I suggest the carnarsie? It's local. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3946 According to the timetable your dinners should arrive in about 4 hours. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3947 The Beef Wellington is on the C train, the Coquilles St Jacques on the A train,Antipasto Calabrese on the Midtown Express and your wine steward should be by shortly on his Harley. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3948 May I suggest the Hillary Chicken, you get two huge thighs, two small breasts and it is stuffed with a lot of baloney. 1.1356 0.06143 59 54 2 3
3949 Would you like the Express or the Localvore lunch? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3950 subway sandwiches are our specialty, they goes nicely with a manhatten 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3951 Yes, there is salt on everything. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3952 Yes, as advertised, we do grill the steaks on the #1's third rail. But only after they are flattened and tenderized by the PATH to Newark. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3953 "...and at 7 PM the BMT, IND and PATH entertainers will play a percussion version of "Downtown" in a 60's revival. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3954 I recommend the "Commuter's Purée" if you must eat on the go. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3955 Tunnel of Love is a great name for this restaurant 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3956 Are you planning on catching a local or an express? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3957 Bad news. That piquant little local I recommended is running late. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3958 Today’s special is a locally sourced grilled portobello panini. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3959 Everything on the menu is grown local. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3960 Do you think our new pre-boarding service will be very popular? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3961 I highly recommend our local dish, the non-organic broiled rat. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3962 I'd recommend a bottle of our "Fetid August Ordure" to go with your freshly crushed rat souffle. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3963 If you order the steak tartar, you' ll just make it to the 7:30 bus... 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3964 And the salad is lightly tossed in a bum's dirty change cup 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3965 Yes, everything we serve is subway to table. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3966 If you're thinking of pizza, you should put your order in now. The rats are due in on the 6:45. 1.1356 0.06143 59 54 2 3
3967 Fast food on line 23, Sir 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3968 No, sorry. We don't have take-out service. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3969 OK, two Creme Brûlée to go. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3970 Do you want fast food or skip appetizers? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3971 Today's specials are a strap hanger steak, and also a Chelsea medium rare rat. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3972 Would you prefer soup or salad with your rush hour special? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3973 ``Funnily enough, that's the only thing we don't do." 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3974 ...yes I get it, very amusing sir 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3975 No, sir, the only thing on the menu is fresh whatever's been run over today. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3976 Shall I have the sommelier transfer to the A train and recommend something? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3977 Will you be catching an early train? 1.1356 0.06143 59 54 2 3
3978 ''Today's dessert special is a Charleston Chew Chew chocolate cake.'' 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3979 Maybe a single oyster each? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3980 Our Midnight Special is $32.80. Theirs is 11:55 p.m 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3981 We have a new chef. The last one was run out on a rail. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3982 The dungeness rat is very fresh today. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3983 So sorry but surprisedly, no Subway sandwiches on our menu... 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3984 I recommend the alligator, rat, or pigeon. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3985 Today's special is fresh rat and pizza. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3986 We specialize in Farmer's Market to table, literally. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3987 I recommend the tubers, they're our house specialty. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3988 Today’s special is 23rd street subway kill in our marvelous sauce du jour. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3989 Chef recommends the sharing platter for 250 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3990 I'm afraid our turkey on whole wheat is not a foot long, and it's $19.95 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3991 I'm sorry sir, you have to preorder the paella. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3992 My apologies, Sir. Jared is no longer with us. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3993 The Donald D'Rail is to die for. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3994 $5 Footlong or Six-Inch? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3995 No, the ambience is NOT mundane. But it IS completely subpar "Look at it this way: We grow ALL of our own mushrooms. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3996 And may I recommend le rat à la métro. Yes, it is a filet. No, the tails typically go to Balthazar, for their frites. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3997 This is travel chic! 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3998 We have a mayor's tourist menu. Your choices are: get high pot pie, Gracie Mansion bull, steak prepared in a panhandle skillet or free range homeless chicken. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3999 My name is Jared, I'll be your waiter. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4000 No, we do not have $5 footlongs. You're thinking of the other Subway Restaurant. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4001 My name is Howard. If you're going to the theater, I recommend the Gourmet Express. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4002 We recommend you order 'family style'--yell across the table because it can get loud in here 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4003 And how would you like your rodent this evening? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4004 Tonight's special is RATatouille served over brown rice. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4005 As soon as Governor Christie pays Mr. Trump's taxes the restaurant will relocate to less noisy quarters. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4006 So will that be two Restaurant Week Specials? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4007 I'm sorry, you must have a Yelp account to sit upstairs. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4008 Remember this is how it all happened in "Brief Encounter." 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4009 Ma'am, it's called a "subterranean sandwich". Save your question for an attorney. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4010 What the heck, make it a footlong. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4011 Might I suggest a red line with that? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4012 Please, before the Lexington Ave Express comes through! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4013 The special today is wild track rat marinated in nervous perspiration. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4014 The 607 special will be right on time. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4015 Yes, we do serve our rats fresh. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4016 I am sorry but we don't serve the Flatiron after five just the tenderloin. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4017 I suggest that you order from the express menu if you want to beat rush hour. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4018 "The fried rat is delicious". 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4019 "If you want well done, you can kiss the train good-bye." Submitted by Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, NY 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4020 No rush. We're localvores. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4021 Yes, Ma'am, our special of the day is pizza with a side of ratatouille. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4022 ''We are celebrating the day we met, on track 23 . . . or was it 33. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4023 Today's specials are braised foot long salmon, foot long linguine and clams, foot long broiled chicken, foot long... 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4024 There are no specials this evening. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4025 Tonight's specials are rats-on-the-tracks, smothered in buskers, and turnstile jumpers with a manspread purée. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4026 You don't need to run to catch the train. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4027 And for our locally grown special tonight, we have sautéed city rat. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4028 And the special tonight is pizza served by a rat. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4029 We are getting compliments on our subway rat cordon bleu. 1.1356 0.06143 59 54 2 3
4030 Do you want that toasted? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4031 There may be a ten minute wait for soups with Hoboken Zing. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4032 And would you like the nacho-dusted or cool-ranch reduction? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4033 Hanger Steak for two? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4034 Our menu is all deserts because this is the desert station. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4035 All menu items that require more than 5 minutes to prepare come with a set of complimentary ear plugs. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4036 Our soup of the day is "Hole-in-the-ground" Chowder. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4037 I'm sorry, but the Christian Science Reading Room is upstairs. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4038 May I suggest you take the A train? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4039 May I suggest the on-time omelet? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4040 Happy Hour ... and this is the lowest we can go. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4041 Hot enough for you? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4042 Again, I assure you....the service will be attentive and prompt. Now can we move your table back up to our restaurant? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4043 They should make this a chain and call it Subway. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4044 No hurry--the express is due sometime between your dessert course and your after-dinner cordial. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4045 You're the first couple to complain about the blank menus. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4046 Chef recommends Escargot. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4047 Our special tonight is the No. 3 Express to Jackson Heights. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4048 Our special is a slow-roasted rat topped with cockroaches with a hint of urine and BO. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4049 We're more expensive than Grand Central because of the overheads. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4050 May I suggest our Take Away Special? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4051 I'll try the green eggs and ham 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4052 Looks like we'll be dining alone. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4053 We are proud to be a train-to-table restaurant and you will find all of our dishes come from local trains. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4054 We're Subway, with tablecloths. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4055 I'm afraid to say, ma'am, that our menu is not locally sourced. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4056 Would you like to hear our subway to table specials? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4057 Honey, 23 is a prime. So why don't we order prime rib? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4058 She'll have the local Cobb Salad and I'll have the Express Sirloin 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4059 May I suggest the mushroom omelet? We had a good crop underground this year. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4060 When I asked if you needed more time? I meant " it" while this place was still a restaurant! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4061 Today we are serving rat-a-gratin or locally-raised alligator. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4062 We have a special on the third rail - cash only. 1.1356 0.06143 59 54 2 3
4063 Take your time. These trains do tend to run a little late. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4064 Our express special today, ensures you'll be finished with your meal before the next train comes in. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4065 Sir, may I suggest ordering the #23. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4066 We serve only locally grown produce. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4067 My phone's app suggests you can converse between train arrivals. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4068 Today's specials are hoagies. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4069 I'll, uh, need to take your credit cards BEFORE you order! All of them. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4070 The Gundersons opted to try the local fare 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4071 We now accept tokens coins as well as major credit cards. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4072 Our pizza is world-famous. Have you seen the video? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4073 Well, tonight's special is the full headphones, but some couples prefer to start with earplugs. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4074 No sir." We no longer have a Jared employed here at this establishment 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4075 ...and the 23rd "Special for the Day" is just arriving. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4076 Madame, monsieur, I suggest the bowl of snails to go. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4077 Your meal is delayed because of train traffic ahead of us. Please be patient. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4078 No, Jared Fogel does NOT work here anymore. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4079 We're known for our local cuisine and the express menu is our specialty. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4080 We're expecting a delivery of fresh seafood to arrive on the next 6 train. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4081 May I suggest today's doggy bag special? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4082 I recommend the gazpacho and fast fried fritters. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4083 Sir, if I may...we don't allow manspreading. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4084 This table guarantees that you will not miss the opening curtain of your Broadway show! 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4085 The Rattus norvegicus stew is excellent 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4086 We offer a variety of sub sandwiches, and we'll bus your table when you're finished. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4087 Our special this evening is wild-caught rat. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4088 Roadkill?! Absolutely not, sir! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4089 The Subterranean Homesick Bluefish is delicious. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4090 The Choo Choo Burger has sold out. How about our Choo Choo Sandwich on Rye? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4091 OK, legally it's not a 'Subway' sandwich, but it's quick, and all hell breaks loose in 20 minutes. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4092 The fare is quite reasonable, and the books are cooked superbly. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4093 You can order from the foot long or the six inch menu and of course a cookie and chips are included! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4094 May I recommend the Prises de courant d'Oreille du jour 1.1356 0.06143 59 54 2 3
4095 We needed a new location with fewer rats 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4096 While you're waiting, care for a subway sandwich? It's all we've got. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4097 Appetizers are to arrive with the 12:03 city express, the entrees to be timed with the 12:22 local; and deserts? When do you want to schedule the deserts? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4098 Insert dine and dash joke here. 1.1356 0.06143 59 54 2 3
4099 Sorry, the venison isn't available tonight. It got derailed on the A train. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4100 'ello Monsieur today ze special is ze rat from the subway station fried by the electric third rail of the train and then sauteed by a man with a suitcase standing behind you, blimey!!!! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4101 Welcome to the 23 Skidoo Cafe. Your sandwich choice today is a subway, hoagie, hero, grinder, or wedge. You have three minutes to eat. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4102 Great! More waiting. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4103 Sir, you will be on time for the 4:10... if she would kindly refrain from returning the meal. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4104 Our chef recommends the number 6 special – fresh caught rat roast with Le Relais de métro. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4105 We decided to bring SUBWAY underground. Please stay seated and order from the expanded fresh sandwich menu. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4106 Actually, before this became The Straphanger Cafe, it was a psychiatrist's office. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4107 Another Amazing Race road block 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4108 It's late, so we'll go with the ?? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4109 Welcome to 23 Skiddoo. I assume this will be to go? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4110 Might I suggest one of our rail drinks? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4111 Yes, the talapia is also brought in fresh by train... 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4112 I'll be just a minute getting your drinks. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4113 We recommend your eating quickly, not dropping any crumbs, and not leaving the table until you're done -- and occasionally stamp your feet. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4114 Do you have subway sandwiches? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4115 Actually, the ambiance or lack of is not our greatest challenge, it's Dine and Dash. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4116 Yeah, we're just like Jiro Dreams of Sushi; we're just waiting for the right filmmaker to come along. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4117 Will that be the 7:38 to Greenwich or the 7:40 to Rye? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4118 Are you happy comfortable with this view table? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4119 The New York Sub is overstuffed with delicacies of the world...very popular, Sir. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4120 We serve only fresh, locally sourced food. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4121 Ah, yes, the classic 'Foot-long meatball' joke. Very good, sir. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4122 Hurry up and order, you never know when the next train will be here. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4123 So, the Subsurf and turf....very good, sir. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4124 Ever since Jerrod went to the big house, this is the best Subway can do. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4125 Lincoln Center tonight? If you order rare, we can serve the aardvark before the next 2. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4126 Today's special is rat au jus. Tenderized to perfection by the 6. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4127 May I suggest the express lunch special for $23. Guaranteed to be served before the next train arrives. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4128 Would you like that sandwich six inch or foot-long? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4129 Take your time we no longer have the express! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4130 Tonight's local specialty is almost unbelievably odoriferous mystery meat over rice, and an abnormally sticky beverage. 1.1356 0.06143 59 54 2 3
4131 Not on our menu is our Subway take away special. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4132 And lastly,the caboose special is always attached. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4133 I'm sorry but the ratatouille won't arrive until the 8:15 pulls in. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4134 New Yorkers are practical people. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4135 May I suggest you pair that with a '78 stale urine odor? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4136 All our fish is locally sourced from Penn Station. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4137 Le Train du Jour is passable. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4138 Welcome to Catch of The Day. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4139 What did you think "locally grown" meant? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4140 Yeah, when my father waited tables here, there was no internet. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4141 I'll be right back with your order. And one of those things to keep the table from tilting. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4142 excuse me sir, does the sewer rat contain gluten? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4143 Among our specials this evening are the 'Toxic Fumes Alfredo' . 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4144 And with the Flatiron prix fixe you get to watch at least 3 express R trains full of New Yorkers pass through. 1.1356 0.06143 59 54 2 3
4145 The Motorman suggests to pair tonight’s electrocuted rat with a Rhone Valley Pinot Noir. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4146 I told you the maitre d thought your joke was offensive! 1.1356 0.06143 59 54 2 3
4147 Road kill of the day is ... 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4148 If this is sitdown drive-through works, we plan to franchise. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4149 All I wanted was a sandwich. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4150 Well, I think the rats add to the ambience. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4151 Our special tonight is Rodent a la Ellington. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4152 I 1.1356 0.06143 59 54 2 3
4153 Sorry, we don't serve airline chicken here. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4154 Our newest place is next to the Cape Canaveral launch pad 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4155 The Roast Beef Express is on sale today. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4156 May I recommend the fresh caught grilled rat? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4157 May I suggest you pair that with a malt liquor? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4158 Subway sandwiches have really gone upscale these days. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4159 Five-dollar-foot-long? I'm afraid you've mistaken us for another restaurant. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4160 We wanted to make sure we didn't miss the subway after our date. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4161 May I suggest the souffle if you plan on dining before the 5:15. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4162 Would you like #23, the foot long subway special? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4163 May I recommend a nice chemin-de-fer? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4164 Would you like a subway? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4165 The homemade lemonade is legendary. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4166 Sorry, no espresso on 23rd Street. How about some locally grown tomatoes? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4167 I'll take the A train special with Harlem fries. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4168 All our dishes are from local sources, unlike Fresh Food Express at 42nd St. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4169 I'm sorry madam, ambience is not one of our carte de jour specialities. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4170 From the makers of UberEats comes SubwayDines! Sophistication on-the-go! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4171 May I suggest the shaking beef? 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4172 I'm afraid there’s been a delay.  Our NY Sirloins were accidentally routed to Coney Island, however, can I suggest our Bronx Burger, raised free range on the Cross Bronx Expressway and then grilled to perfection on the third rail of the #1 Local. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4173 We are experimenting with 'Pop Up Restaurants'. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4174 I recommend the five dollar, footlong. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4175 If you are departing immediately I recommend the beanless chimichanga! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4176 Yes, all the tubers are grown on the premises. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4177 Would you like the trains with your appetizer, or shall I delay them until the main course? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4178 Our specialty is the Subway. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4179 Bad news folks - we are delayed because of train traffic ahead of us. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4180 Folks, I'd strongly suggest a to-go order...the 10:19 is on time! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4181 Take the next subway to Penn Station for our wine list. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4182 If you want to catch the 8:17, I suggest the fast food arcade. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4183 I'm sorry, but the L train will be closing soon for repairs. Would you like your dessert to go? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4184 Harambe was my friend and they shot him. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4185 Very well, monsieur. That will be Châteaubriand for two with a bottle of Chateau Lafite Rothschild ’49--in a doggie bag. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4186 I think you're right, dear. A 'fast food' place might have been a better idea. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4187 No, madam, we do not have those sandwiches that you eat to lose weight. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4188 And what station may I send the bill to? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4189 Welcome to the 23rd Street station. Would you care for the Special? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4190 May I recommend the Platform A Cabernet? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4191 The Ultimate Dine&Dash Opportunity 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4192 I'll take the A Train Special. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4193 The 23 Street Sub comes with a Go-Slow Merlot. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4194 If you have the lucky star in your menu you can go upstairs and eat in the dining room. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4195 I suggest at subway sandwich to go if you don't want to miss the next train. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4196 Yes, Sbway's changed a lot since Jarrad went to jail. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4197 All our seafood is fresh, you might be able to smell it. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4198 I recommend the quick menu for trains within the next three hours. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4199 The chef does a beautiful preparation with number 23. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4200 Welcome to BurgerTrain! Would you like to try our 20-pounder? 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4201 Our most popular dish is the MT Filet. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4202 Our deconstructed subs are very fresh tonight. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4203 Make it snappy! We have another sitting in 30 minutes, give or take. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4204 We heard this was the best fusion place in town. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4205 Look, It's not like the entire train is made of gluten.. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4206 And we have the midnight special tonight. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4207 On the left side of the menu we have our Late Lunch Specials on the right side we have our Very Late Lunch Specials as well as hotels in the area, restaurants, fruit stands, Duane Reades, and our Special 800 Where Is It number. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4208 I recommend the D-train special. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4209 I recommend the Flat Iron Steak. It's expressed in from the East Village. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4210 If you want the quail, I'll have to move you to table 27 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4211 Subway's new full-table service -- we call it eat and ride. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4212 Fast Train Special - Two, and please hurry-up! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4213 Would you like a smile with that soup? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4214 How about some coffee or an expresso? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4215 This is the IRT Prix Fix brought to you by local train number six. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4216 The Chef recommends #23. It has the biggest survival rate so far. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4217 A rat ran off with the last pizza so that will not be available this evening. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4218 Tonight's specials are the filet mignon, the swordfish, and, since it's late at night on the weekend, a downtown 2 train making all stops. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4219 Actually some people like it even more in rush hour. You get all kinds. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4220 Could you make that a rush order, we have yo make the 6:19 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4221 May I recommend the Bernie Getz for two , with a side of Rosie Ruiz ? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4222 I recommend the express dinner for both of you. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4223 If you prefer, our sub sandwiches can be made to go. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4224 I heard you say "we'll go by train"not"we'll watch trains go by " 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4225 No waiting time, sir. We serve right on track. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4226 What's fresh? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4227 The special tonight is the 6:10 express to Kansas. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4228 I understand Mr. Warden, but in my mind, you're going a little overboard with this inmate's last meal request. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4229 May I suggest the cheese plate with our fine localtelli followed by a nice expresso? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4230 We have the quick Express selections and the more leisurely Local selections. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4231 Yes, we can definitely have the Grand Marnier Soufflé ready before the N train arrives. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4232 This is a high-end subway, we don't serve $5 specials here 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4233 The "Express", I presume. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4234 We have the finest rats in New York City. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4235 And all items can be consumed in one face smash should your train arrive. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4236 Yes, you're quite correct, sir, all of the items on our menu are sandwiches. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4237 Only grilled cheese sandwiches now...the sous chef arrives on the 4:45 express. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4238 Welcome to L'Jéntrafide. Our special today is the Salmon Nicoise. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4239 We are known worldwide for ratatouille. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4240 In New York, always choose a restaurant by their exhaust fan. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4241 The beluga is coming on the B train in about ten. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4242 Would you like to hear our neo-roadside, neo-fast-food, post-locavore specials? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4243 Good afternoon and welcome to Sub Way...may I take your order? 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4244 The five dollar foot long comes with a 7 day unlimited ride Metro card. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4245 May I recommend the Subterranean Chicken? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4246 Today the chef recommends a delightful Local IRT 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4247 Today's special is 'The Yankee Stadium Express'. It's two dogs, your choice of draft beer, chips, and an array of freshly made condiments. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4248 May I suggest today's special: Norwegian rat browned with fresh urine. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4249 Are you two seriously requesting a service change? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4250 You have 10 minutes until the A train. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4251 your food will be delayed tonight, but you should be thankful the kitchen’s even open 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4252 None of the food is organic, but I'm told that the trains are all free-range. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4253 If you want something light, we have a midnight special. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4254 Why don't we start with appetizer 23, trackside indifference. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4255 He never got it. Losing my sight doesn't mean I can't hear. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4256 Believe it or not, Subway sandwiches are not one of our specialties 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4257 May I suggest the quahogs to start? The A/C train from Jamaica Bay is due any minute. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4258 I suggest you also visit our newest premiere class lounge on West 4th Street station on your return journey. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4259 Our most popular item is the five dollar footlong rat. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4260 Tonight's special is the Orange Blossom. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4261 Today's Blueplate comes by special train from our kitchens in Brooklyn. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4262 The ahi with kiwi reduction is superb, but yes, the sound system does need work. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4263 ''This is where we 1st met. track 23 . Waiter says, ''last week it was a crime scene'' 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4264 Would you like 3rd rail cooked or grilled, they both taste the same. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4265 The twenty-three there is especially good today. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4266 The fresh bagel with cream cheese for the gentleman, and the mini pizza for the lady...very good sir. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4267 Our dessert specials are an unwrapped Sara Lee muffin and the fresh Entemann's pound cake. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4268 You're going to have to eat fast if you want to catch the express train! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4269 The special, which is delivered hourly from track 18, is a roasted tomato pizza topped with pistachios. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4270 Yeah, I know. We were led to believe that this was some prime real estate. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4271 Makeshift Chelsea gallery exhibits latest in Perfomance Art 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4272 Yes, I'd recommend the firecracker chicken, which comes with complementary earplugs. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4273 Tonight our special is the Boca Raton Burger. It's local and very fresh 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4274 While the food here is local, tonight it will be arriving on the express track. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4275 As for the wine pairing, we suggest the merlot for the train whistle. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4276 Don't look but I think that's Bob Gotliebe over there. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4277 We apologize for the delay, the bus boy was delayed by 20 minutes. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4278 The specials today are bwap bbbrap brup. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4279 Would you please tell the chef to hurry? We really need to catch the next train. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4280 We do not serve submarine sandwiches. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4281 We've got two specials tonight: Choo Choo Ch'boogie with extra woo woo ch'boogie and everyone's favorite, the smokin Take the "A" Train. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4282 These local spots are the best. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4283 Sadly, we cannot offer that option tonight, given our unwavering commitment to local sourcing. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4284 Yes ma'am, I am a Sandwich Artist. Thanks for asking! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4285 "It's windy, dirty, and not very personal, but still better than upstairs, don't you think? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4286 I just love this concept. Rat Cheese Kale Salad to Start. Broasted Roach for my wife. Bed Bug Brussel Sprouts for myself. And 2 glasses of Piss, please. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4287 sorry, were all out of the track 23 surprise, may i suggest the railway rat 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4288 It appears that a subway platform is not your idea of fine dining. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4289 This stop is special. We guarantee express delivery of all ingredients featured on our locavore menu. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4290 Today's special is the N to Chinatown, and the B to Brighton Beach! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4291 I recommend the local produce. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4292 I'm sorry folks your gift card does not allow you to split an order. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4293 Don't blame me , Mabel. I voted Clinton. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4294 And may I recommend a local yet surprisingly pretentious champagne to go with your tuna melt? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4295 For the appetizer, we'll have the escargots a la Bourguignonne and for the entrée, the grilled citrus-marinated salmon filet. Make that to go. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4296 I'll take The Gravy 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4297 Sup fools, nice to smell ya. My name is the Bean Machine, and I'm here to serve ya. Is this your first time to Fart City Oxygen Café? 1.1228 0.06167 57 53 1 3
4298 No, Ma'am. Jared is no longer allowed in this subway restaurant either. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4299 Service being the way it is, may i suggest the free range chicken. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4300 Would you like that A la carte. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4301 What are the specials for tonight? Is wine included with the prix-fixe? 1.1228 0.06167 57 53 1 3
4302 I wouldn't worry too much about the prices, Sir. By your initial choice of wine alone, you can bet that train has already left the station. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4303 Next stop, my thighs! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4304 This mornings "A" train special is smashed strawberries and creme brulee served in a travel mug. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4305 Sorry for the wait. We're short-staffed today, and it's a long walk from my other table at the taxi stand. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4306 And for our appetizer tonight, we are offering a Foie Gras with a spritz of Odor d' Sweaty Commuter. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4307 Tonight's dessert is chocolate under the Big Apple 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4308 I'll have the Norwegian rat, well done. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4309 We're out of the Porgie for awhile - the L Train is running slow again. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
4310 I'll have the footlong menu. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
4311 The omelette express is a particular favorite. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4312 And please, don't ask what's in the Subway Sandwich. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4313 Welcome to Chez Pizza Rat, may I take your order? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4314 Aren't you supposed to have a $5 Footlong on the menu? 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
4315 I recommend the boxcar special. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4316 If you're headed to 50th Street après-diner, may I recommend the "Chelsea Clinton." 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4317 What would you like to order before your train comes in? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4318 You won't miss the show. I can be back in minutes with your food from the vending machine. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
4319 Unfortunately, the sunset special, though a very good deal, happens to coincide with the evening rush. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4320 I sympathize madam, but I cannot seat you on the third rail. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4321 Yes, I expect a tip, even if your train arrives before you finish eating. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
4322 Bob Gottlieb contemplating Catch 23 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
4323 Would you like the footlong? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
4324 ...and for an extra $25, we can provide an elegant meal for an additional 50 people. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4325 Our specialty dessert is blown sugar. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
4326 All produce is local since the relo from the other side of the tracks 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
4327 So then the lady is having a 6 inch spicy Italian combo and for you sir the footlong meatball, will that be all? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4328 I recommend you everything except the G. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4329 Im a professional waiter. I've been through a lot of training.... 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4330 Your meal will be delivered by the next 1 train. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
4331 Our farm-to-table specials tonight include... 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
4332 I recommend the train. It's local. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4333 May I suggest #23 on the menu 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4334 I'm sorry, we don't have sandwiches and I don't know anyone named Jared. 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
4335 we have special no. 23 tonight 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4336 I see you are interested in our localvore menu 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4337 They didn't have a dining area in Whole Foods, so we set up here. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4338 I'm sorry, we don't serve Subway sandwiches. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4339 And for starters, might I interest you in a glass of Platform 23's featured wine this evening, the very popular 'Diesel Cellars Fume Noir'? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4340 The Central Park Fillet is good and an A Line special of the day. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4341 Dine & Dash 8?! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4342 Good Evening, and welcome to Chez Straphanger. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4343 Yes, you have the right restaurant, but there are no horses. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4344 I'll take the sub." 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4345 I recommend the Foot-Long. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4346 You can take your time, but you may miss the express train. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4347 Apparently you are waiting also. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4348 Subs are this evening's specialty. 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
4349 Hi, I'm your server. My name is Charlie. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4350 This is where we sit people who order from the price fixed menu during restaurant week! 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4351 The Express Lunch features Local Produce. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4352 A cup of soup might be best. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4353 May I recommend a merlot with your ratatouille? 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
4354 Will that be a six inch or a foot long? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4355 Its been great seeing you folks over the years, but with the new line opening I can't justify waiting on the 4,5,6 anymore. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4356 I'll take the subway please." 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4357 Actually, I can't recommend the #23. I prefer the Uber. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4358 We also sell a very nice protein bar. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4359 Please ask the chef to hurry. The next train is due in ten minutes. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4360 And tonight's special is pizza du rat. 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
4361 Are we the only members of this underground dining club? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4362 I recommend our locally-sourced sub. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4363 While I fully recognize our surroundings, I assure you we do not serve a "$5 foot long." 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4364 Dining outside the car. What do you think? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4365 Sir, madam -- this meal will be going express. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4366 You want that to go, go, go? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4367 And our special tonight is electrocuted rat in urine hollandaise sauce. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4368 And tonight's special, coq au train, will be arriving in ten minutes. 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
4369 Henry, I told you that the guidebook said that tipping the maitre d' was expected. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4370 I'd like to remind the gentleman that it is often considered customary to tip the maitre d. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4371 We would like this to go. We have to catch a train in about 25 minutes. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4372 It's really good on-the-job training. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4373 Can you please hurry, my train will be here any minute. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4374 Welcome to Gramercy Park South South South. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4375 And, to the gentleman's left, you will see a man throwing his own feces. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4376 May I suggest the prime number rib? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4377 In case you didn't know it, subs are our specialty. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4378 Where's the 5 dollar foot long? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4379 Sorry. We serve the Bound For Glory special on Sundays only. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4380 If you just want sandwiches, may I make a different, but related, suggestion? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4381 Its an extra 20 minutes for the soufflé. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4382 Ready for anything? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4383 I'll have the express luncheon. We have a 7:30 curtain to make. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4384 Everything is locally sourced. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4385 The underground beef, for me. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4386 And then finally tonight, we are offering Rat Amandine, the rat having been sourced quite locally.... 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4387 I will have the 10-Downtown 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4388 Al Fresco Sandwich Shop dining; it's a Subway first! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4389 The 6:28 is late again... 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4390 Unfortunately the rats made of with the bread basket. 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
4391 We'll have the 'i'm a waiter, you're a waiter, he's a waiter, she's a waiter, wouldn't you like to be a waiter, too' cocktail, ... with two straws. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4392 The chef is platform agnostic 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4393 I hear the sewer rat is excellently prepared in this station...i'll take that with a side of bat wing 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4394 This isn't a restaurant, and I'm not a waiter! YOU'VE JUST BEEN PUNK'D! 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4395 We use Restaurant Week for training. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4396 I suggest the Trump Casino Cocktail. With the rumble thru of the 8:05, it becomes shaken, not stirred. 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
4397 The rat pizza has run out 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4398 Guess I'll have the Michael Jordan special. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4399 The daily special's are listed by the third rail. 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
4400 May I recommend the special for today: the Veggie Delite and the Spicy Italian B.M.T , made right on this premises. 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
4401 The steak is not the city's best. Actually, everything on the menu is totally nasty. 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
4402 Can I interest you in our 'Dog Days' special with a side of sultry? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4403 I assume the ‘A Train Special’ iss soul food. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4404 Would you like to hear our 7:02 Express specials? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4405 The chef's preparation of rodents is unsurpassed. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4406 No, don't worry, the Pizza Rat lives on 28th Street. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4407 I'll have the footlong. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4408 Our special tonight is Sauteed F Train Rat with a Roach Parts Reduction. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4409 The chef recommends the 6 train with a side of obnoxious music. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4410 On the go dining. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4411 Our wine pairing today ianan07:1 "Our wine pairing tonight is an 07:18PM Mont Rose". 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4412 Can I have the Roadkill Special with mixed greens instead of french fries? 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
4413 Because of a sick diner, we'll be going express to dessert. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4414 The train's running late, so you have plenty of time for the Track 23 special. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4415 The gum under my shoe is delightful 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4416 This is no way to run a railroad. 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
4417 I'm training to be a platform artist 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4418 Look...our house specials are the BMT, the IRT and the IND. 5% off if you pay by Metrocard, but bus transfers are not included as part of your dining experience. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4419 Was the menu a little shaky in the dinner car? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4420 Our special today is the Chicken & Bacon Ranch Melt sandwich, but I'm afraid we're fresh out of our Subway Club. 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
4421 Tonight’s special is our home(less)made lasagna. 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
4422 Yeah, "You'll have the Subway special". Haha. Very funny. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4423 Might I recommend the homeless man picked up urinating in the corner, medium-rare? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4424 All of our entrees are made after you place the order at our kitchens on 14th Street. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4425 Yes, the chicken, too, is locally sourced. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4426 No, I'm afraid we don't offer anything called a 'five-dollar footlong'. Does this look like an airport kiosk to you? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4427 I GUESS OUR TRAIN IS GOING TO BE LATE ! 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
4428 One Uptown Burger with F line fries and B line spicy sauce 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4429 I'm sorry, the 6" meatball sub is off the menu. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4430 In the manner of most haute French dining, the food is both rich and richly priced. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4431 Unfortunately, sir, there's a 20-minute delay for the L train. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4432 We've removed the Upside-Down Cake from the menu. Tragically, one day a quorum of passengers ordered it, and... well, you might guess the outcome. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4433 hey bro 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
4434 Excuse me, I'm selling truffle risotto to support my basketball team. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4435 I recommend the number four. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4436 I recommend the slow cooked veal. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4437 Locavore menu. Will it be the Donald or the Hillary today? 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
4438 Unfortunately, we only serve beer and wine. 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
4439 I thought you said we were going to eat fresh! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4440 No Sir, I am sorry we don't have a gluten free menu. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4441 I'll take the 4:30 subway with cheese and mayonnaise, please 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4442 White or red? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4443 Because it's rat-and-empty-beer-can soup, sir, that's why. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4444 Tonight's special is The Jumpman. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4445 The difference here is a soupçon of sweat and a hint of urine are always in our cassoulet . 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4446 Michael Jordan will be arriving shortly. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4447 I recommend Jerk Chicken to-go with one of our famous shakes 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4448 May I recommend the conductor's table prix fixe? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4449 The tasting menu comes with noise-canceling over-ear headphones, rather than the standard ear plugs. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4450 "Art Commute" has to move, guys. Cops on the way. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4451 The trains late, so take your time ordering. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4452 Today's special is an Italian dish that was carefully prepared by Pizza Rat. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4453 Well, technically you're not below 14th St, but you are on the downtown side. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4454 May I suggest the sub? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4455 And for our specials, the rats go crazy for the chef's pot du creme 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4456 Good food, good service. Give him a good subway token tip. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4457 The track hasenpfeffer is very fresh tonight. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4458 I'll have the 6 inch on white bread. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4459 Special tonight is the gritty express Calamari. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4460 I hope you guys don't mind it a bit underdone!! Hahaha....I'm so lonely. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4461 No, I'm sorry ma'am, we don't serve sandwiches. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4462 What'll it be--the N or the R? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4463 Allow me to recommend our specialties of the day for locavores like you. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4464 You have 12 minutes and 30 seconds to order, eat and pay your bill - 29, 28 ... 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4465 'It's good to part of the one percent.' 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4466 I'm sorry sir, the Harvey Girls haven't worked here since 1946. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4467 Lady and gentleman: We are delayed because of a sick passenger. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4468 Sorry, you are 58 years too late for the Royal Blue Special. 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
4469 May I take your..SCREEECH PFFT CAAKKK.... 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4470 Today's special is "Subway Surprise" Ready in five minutes. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4471 It appears we're out of the pizza. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4472 Service Training 101 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4473 Is there a different menu at the 42nd Street stop? I was hoping for Italian? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4474 Might I recommend the "rat a la third rail"? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4475 Thank you for your patience as our restaurant hel Lin manuels retirement dinner above. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4476 We specialize in 'burb to table. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4477 It's so much nicer to eat and walk. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4478 To ensure you don't miss your train, we serve your meal on the track. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4479 My name is Mel. Welcome to our new al stazione ferroviaria dining experience. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4480 Welcome to platform 23, our special today is subway rat with a red wine reduction. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4481 I recommend the subs with a side of slaw. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4482 Sorry to disturb you. I am not a cook, or a maitre'd. I do not bring wine, nor do I sell flowers. I'm your waiter, and I'm just trying to take your order this evening. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4483 Please order by number. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4484 Just bring everything out when it's ready. We're trying to catch an 8 o'clock express. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4485 We're out of the salmon risotto but our reroute special is a tuna melt on toast. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4486 Do you recommend the one or the three? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4487 And for the fifth course in our New York-inspired tasting menu, a choice between pizza or chicken-over-rice for an immersive culinary, olfactory and aural experience. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4488 Will that be two for a ride? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4489 ... and just to let you know, there are no $5 footlongs on our menu. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4490 Early bird special. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4491 Yes, our bread is 12" long. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4492 No sandwich is on the menu in this subway. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4493 The southbound train is local. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4494 The special tonight is used chewing gum - just check under your seat. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4495 For the last time, there are no five-dollar foot-longs on our menu. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4496 Welcome to the Chew-Chew Express, where all the food is local. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4497 No, no, no. My name is Al Fresco, I own the place. So what do you think? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4498 Our special tonight is Rat a la 2 Train 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4499 Tonight's special is braised kangaroo a la Down Under. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4500 Take your time folks, you have 18 months. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4501 Well, congratulations. In that case, the desert will be on the house. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4502 Tonight we are proud to offer a nice poached Pizza Rat. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4503 I'm sorry, but at our "subway" restaurant, we're not concerned about the length of the bun. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4504 Sorry, Madam and Sir, but I think you are meant to be on platform 9 3/4 if you want to meet the Hogwarts Express. 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
4505 May I recommend our signature sandwich? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4506 And I'll have the honey oat meatball marinara with cookies and cola... 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4507 We use only local meats in our soups. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4508 Might I suggest a 2012 Alphonse Pinot Noir to pair with your subway rat. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4509 The chef's choice today is the Subway casserole... 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4510 Our pizza was recommended by a WHAT? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4511 I'll have the roast rat and a side of cockroach. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4512 Will you be dining in tonight? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4513 The Ghee is always late. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4514 'Siberia?' Why just last week, DiCaprio sat at this very table. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4515 May I suggest the footlong with ham, swiss and cucumbers? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4516 Tonight I'd recommend the steamed fish and vegetables. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4517 My I recommend the Châteauneuf-du-Poop? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4518 Our special today is a footlong for $5. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4519 Killing two dates with one stone; a subway ride and dinner for two. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4520 Today's special is a 60 foot sub with a whiff of blue cheese. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4521 We'll have a turkey Subway sandwich and please rush the order. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4522 I'll have the 12 inch veggie on whole wheat. I like to eat fresh! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4523 Is they what they meant by down to earth dining? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4524 Just so you know, there's no O Express. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4525 Yes, our special tonight is salmon, carefully and meticulously steamed by the 23rd St. Subway Station Heat and Humidity oven. It's served on a bed of safron rice and a side salad. 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
4526 DUMBER--Down Under Manhattan's B, E, and R trains 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4527 I'm sorry,sir. The beef is being held momentarily by the train’s dispatcher. As you have a train to catch, may I suggest RATatouille? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4528 Welcome to 'Phelps Station', yeah, we used to be 'Jordan Station' 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
4529 Welcome to Little Vito's Authentic New York Pizzeria! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4530 We always get great service at 23. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4531 No, mam, we do not have a Prix-fixe menu. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4532 Sorry, the blackout dates on your flight rewards also apply to the airport bistro. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4533 I recommend the uptown chicken express. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4534 I recommend the steak, straight off the cattle car. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4535 We'll have the 'Rodent Filet with Balsamic Glaze' for two please. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4536 Do you have anything that's expressly sourced? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4537 May I recommend the chocolate covered peanuts, or perhaps an ice-cream bar on a stick. And, I've heard the salt water taffy is excellent this time of year. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4538 The ChuChu special, includes an all day free ride! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4539 Tres bien! Six-inch veggie delight on Italian for madame and foot-long turkey breast on flatbread for monsieur. Shall we add drinks and chips to make it a meal? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4540 Of course the menu is submarine sandwiches. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4541 May I suggest the "cow catcher surprise"? 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
4542 One jam sandwich and one Pressed duck. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4543 Care for number 23? It's popular here. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4544 May I suggest the ham and eggs in North Carolina? 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4545 Well, we have a special on squab. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4546 The specials tonight are AAAAAHHHHHGHGGMMMMM 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4547 There are five stops, so it's a five-course breakfast serial. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
4548 Do you have a flashlight for the menu? 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
4549 "May I suggest the catch of the day, 'Bordeaux Grilled Rat' à la carte"? 1.0840 0.03286 119 112 4 3
4550 Today's special is the smoked train with a side dish of commuter grievances. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4551 Monsieur, today's special is Rattus Bourguignon served on a bed of Fungi Excrementis. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4552 How about trying our special "23 Skiddoo"? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4553 Excellent choice, sir. Would you like the 6" or the foot-long? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4554 We use fresh baked rolls and our former spokesman lost a significant amount of weight. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4555 May I recommend the foot long! 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4556 I highly recommend the garlic manspread. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4557 Sorry for the delay. We are still waiting for our chef to fall off the wagon. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4558 recommendation of the day: underground rat on spinach - very fresh! 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4559 I recommend the mac and cheese. The Chateaubriand is too far down the line. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4560 For dessert, may I suggest--Petals on a wet, black bough. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4561 Pardon me sir, you've got some ketchup on your new shoes. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4562 I'll have the same thing as the one who set this place up. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4563 Sir, we've never had foot long specials here. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4564 And I will have the round trip to Penn Station" "Excellent choice, Sir. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4565 Wow hun! The menu is way to pricey. How about we go to SUBWAY instead? 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4566 Hello, welcome to the Sonic Drive-In, may I take your order? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4567 Sub 23 is our specialty. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4568 Tonight's special is mushroom-crusted rat, on a bed of mildewed mashed potatoes. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4569 Not everyone gets to experience the Brighton Beach Chef's Table! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4570 No, sir,...no footlongs. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4571 OK, already! You've made your point! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4572 I would recommend the Giant Subs. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4573 Yes this is basically a ratatouille scenario, but with pizza rat. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4574 'Will it be a subway?" 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4575 I'm sorry, Jared no longer works here. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4576 "If I may make a suggestion, the chef says the sautéed rat is excellent this evening. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4577 I am ''training'' myself to eat well 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4578 Would you like to hear about the Skidoo special? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4579 Our menu reflects the preservation of the finest foods. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4580 It could be quieter, but the filet of Rat is to die for. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4581 Todays special is subway supper a la carte. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4582 Your lucky day - we have a twofer special on our Third Rail Cocktail 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4583 We're out of pizza. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4584 Sorry Sir. The chef is sick today and the subs are not available. Can I interest you in a bag of peanuts? Or perhaps a box of popcorn? 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4585 The Alice Waters Rat Tartare? I'll be right back. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4586 Might I suggest the Trainwreck? - a delicious sub with Detonation Sauce." It's an explosion of taste to the discerning palate. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4587 Oh yes, sir, all our rat dishes are sustainably harvested. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4588 sorry, the escargot are only a local selection. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4589 If you need to catch a train, I can put this in as a 'rush' order. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4590 We have some fine local food. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4591 It says they call their pop-up restaurant "Stampede", but I don't get it. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4592 i'll take the usual a la carte 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4593 Bon jour! Today's Special is RODENT!! a la Flambe, ROACHES!! Fricassee and a side salad of Mixed INSECTS with Dijonaisee sauce, to be complemented with a fine Beaujilae, a la urine de Le Bum!! BON APETITE. Bridgebody.squarespace.com 1.0755 0.05285 53 51 0 2
4594 A number 2 Subway, please. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4595 I suggest the fermented herring - our sole entree more pungent than urine. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4596 Just pretend I'm not standing here and I'll take care of everything. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4597 The Double E is an eel sandwich on Estonian rye. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4598 I'm sorry, but Le Metro offers no express service. We pride ourselves on our strictly local fare, prepared slowly. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4599 I believe you'll find that the M-Line starts out grippy, but soon becomes very fleshy. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4600 Tap water? I'll get the busboy. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4601 The trout are very fresh. They were swimming in a rail car just this morning. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4602 Do you have anything not made from rat? 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4603 stay cool Rossy. it won't be weird if you won't think about it! 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4604 Would you like jalapenos on your subs? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4605 The special for today is a beautiful local meat, braised and slow cooked, topped with herbs and served with a side of rustic bread. 1.0755 0.05285 53 51 0 2
4606 I'd go with a couple of the footlong sweet onion chicken teriyakis. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4607 Do you want the red line or the blue line? 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4608 Would you like to change your Express Breakfast order sir, the 7:10 has expressed it is running a little late ! 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4609 Honey, I think we might have to go somewhere else. I don't see any Gluton friendly dishes. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4610 Would you like the Jordan burger or the LeBron reuben? 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4611 And would you like soup or salad with your Foot-Long? 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4612 Have you had a chance to look at the menu? Yes, I'll have number 23 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4613 ...and that comes with a side of rat. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4614 Dining by car? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4615 We'll order #23 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4616 The souffle is delayed due to a sick passenger at 42nd street 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4617 The slice of pizza is popular with our regular customers. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4618 I recommend the show stop special. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4619 Dicks out for Harambe 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4620 May I recommend the road kill? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4621 Our specialty is quick-fried local rat. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4622 Our desert specials tonight are: Tentation, Caramba goût Citron, and Belgique Sucrée 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4623 Two N.Y.P.D. Undercover Officers Working the Al Fresco Detail 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4624 We have some specials that weren't mentioned in our Subway commercial on television. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4625 May I suggest our Into-the-Doggie Bag special. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4626 welcome to our new subway to table service. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4627 I Suggest The Local Special 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4628 Sir, we do not take DinersClub (TM). 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4629 We're not just a sandwich shop anymore. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4630 May I suggest the Borough Burger, locally grown. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4631 Would you like the Gnocchi, or are you going to ask if we serve six inches like every other man over forty that comes here? 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4632 Why, yes sir, Michael Jordan does own this establishment. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4633 It's the al subway menu. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4634 Can I get the pizza a la carte, or only as part of the "pizza rat" special? 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4635 Yes ma'am it's a bit gusty at times, but 'Subway of Dreams 23' is like nowhere else in Iowa. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4636 Welcome to the new Path Express Dining! 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4637 One last meal with the side of rats. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4638 We have NYC subways special tonight. Rat or Cockroach 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4639 If you insist on well done, you'll miss your train; and worse, you'll piss off the chef. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4640 We're all out of hot dogs. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4641 I recommend the E line. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4642 The ROdent a la Metro is locally sourced. The Rodent a la Metro is locally sourced. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4643 Today's special is the Waiting For Godot Cassoulet 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4644 I understand you just came from the Dentist office, would you care to see Our Pre-chewed Menu? 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4645 For an extra 10 bucks, Nick Denton will spit in your coleslaw. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4646 Yes, I'll have the bacon and eggs-press train 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4647 Will that be with or without axle grease? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4648 I thought they were known for their 12-inch sandwiches. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4649 It's illegal to be homeless so we incorporated. Would you like a heart attack on a plate? 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4650 Welcome to the home of the Flat Iron, the cut originating just a few steps away. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4651 It's the same menu we serve at Daniel. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4652 Sorry folks, Mr. Harry Potter has to cancel his lunch date with you. He has to go to a meeting with a Mr. Voldemort. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4653 "Let me guess: you're with the others who still think they can dine-out on their platform even after what happened Cleveland? 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4654 Consumate food critics, they were often known to take their work home with them 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4655 I recommend the rat pizza. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4656 I assure you the rats will no longer be stealing the appetizers. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4657 I recommend the roasted Rattus rattus. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4658 Tonight's special is 57th Street 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4659 The steak gets cooked in Brooklyn. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4660 So - express-o for the lady and foot juice for the gentleman! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4661 I recommend the "Michael Jordan" subway sandwich. 1.0755 0.05285 53 51 0 2
4662 Our special today is the Five Dollar Footlong Turkey and Provolone. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4663 Take the A Train 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4664 I feel like a fish out of water. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4665 Late night service at the Brooklyn Station 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4666 All of the daily specials are market rate, NYSE or NASDAQ, depending on the chef’s choice of stock. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4667 those prices are not a Trumpian joke and may change after the next train 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4668 Might I suggest you take the "A" Train to go to Sugar Hill way up in Harlem? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4669 May I recommend the Mac and cheese 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
4670 Would you like to see the whine list? 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
4671 Where we're going isn't on the menu. 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
4672 Do you want black olives with your sub? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4673 All our food is local, out of service included. 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
4674 Sir, kindly stop referring to our menu special as the "last subway car to heartburn!" 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4675 Waiter: "What, to-go, to where?" 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4676 Is there a pre-rush hour three course prix fixe? 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
4677 There's a 2 for 1 special on number 23 tonight... 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4678 May I suggest the sardines? They are local. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4679 I recommend the Skidoo Special. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4680 Yes, this is exactly how Jared lost all that weight. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4681 Our subway special is pastrami burger with fries and pickle. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4682 I'll take the Express Line to Pooperville please. 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
4683 come on lady, everybody's a critic..! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4684 I recommend anything but the pizza. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4685 The sewer rat is very good today. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4686 So that's 2 foot long chicken Caesar melts. 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
4687 The rail's off today 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4688 Our special today is a $5 foot long! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4689 May I phone in your order? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4690 No wonder nobody ever joins us for dinner 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4691 Escargot or Sweetbreads to start? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4692 we have great tie food 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4693 You might want to consider our most popular dish, Pizza Rat. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4694 Yes, everything on the menu this hour is local, but only our San Francisco affiliate is truly farm-to-cable. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
4695 My promotion to chief operator does have some perks. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
4696 Sure, the rat's fresh, but if you want to catch the 7:30 I'd suggest the antipasto. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
4697 I guess you don't want a doggie bag tonight. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
4698 Welcome to the New Transit Concept Dining Experience. Would you prefer tap water, still water, sparkling water, or our special tunnel water for the table? 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
4699 For the last time sir, laying down on the tracks is not a dessert option! 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4700 I would recommend the C train special. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4701 Welcome to Jordans, tonight's special is the $5 footlong turkey sandwich on wheat. 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4702 what local products are on the menu tonight? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4703 Our famous steak tenderized in-house, very good, sir. We strive to have food to your table within 20 minutes, but if the station is not busy, your order may take a little longer. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4704 ''Excuse me Sir? Whats the secret meat of the day?" 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4705 Please enjoy our pizza - brought to you by our finest rat, and the entertainment tonight will be junkie fontaine performed on the pillar 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4706 "I'm sorry sir, the A train doesn't stop here. This is a local station". 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4707 We'll have the Track 23 Express Special. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4708 Whoops. 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4709 Your subway is not valid for dinner purchases. 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4710 Wouldn't it have been better to look up the train schedule on Google 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4711 Would you like this weeks subway special? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4712 i recommend the Roadkill of the Day 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4713 Will that be a foot long? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4714 We'll have two flavored waters. Go easy on the ice. 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4715 While you wait for your expresso, would you care or something from our fresh local menu? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4716 Expensive takeout. 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4717 Everything on the menu is from Local sources. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4718 Subway Car Tartar is ever popular. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4719 Today's special is fricaseed petals on a wet, black bough. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4720 Tonight's Specials? What the hell do ya think 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4721 Sorry, the Wi-Fi is off the menu on this platform. 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4722 She'll have the Downtown Local Meatballs and I'll have the Uptown Express Lobster 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4723 We heard this is a track to table restaurant. We'll try the fried rat. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4724 Sir, we do not serve balogna. We serve abalone. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4725 May I recommend the Lunch Express Special 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4726 Your order comes complete with a 130+ decibel dessert. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4727 Is it me, or are your olfactory nerves burning too? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4728 This is Subway's menu for this evening. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4729 And all of our meat entrees will arrive in the same fashion: served on a plate by one of our waitstaff. 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4730 Don't take too long, unless you don't mind missing your train. And we don't deliver. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4731 Our special tonight is a seared rat; only $17.95. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4732 You can grab an espresso at 14th Street. But you can't beat our locally roasted fare-trade drip pot. 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4733 Is this the menu or the train schedule?, because I,m not going to hotdog NY. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4734 AND WILL WE BE HACKING THE SECRET MENU THIS EVENING ? 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4735 Everything is fresh and the buns are baked here. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4736 I think we should order the car. 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4737 We have a train coming in 3 minutes! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4738 The house special is government cheese. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4739 So where would you like to move on November 9? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4740 No Monsieur, we have no "fut longe" here. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4741 Are we preparing to dine in hell with Hillary already? 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4742 No need for the Quick Bites menu, they're doing works this month. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4743 I think I'll choo-choo-choose the salmon. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4744 Here we have fast take-out. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4745 Everything on your menu is non-organic, pollutant-full and with extra MSG, right? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4746 We're having a special for victims of houseguests who break down doors, burn kitchens and total cars. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4747 I’d recommend avoiding tickets heading toward Zika virus, West Nile, Yellow fever Hepatitis A, and flood zones. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4748 The Les Mis special consists of assorted French breads and filtered rainwater. But I recommend the Lion King: steak tartare paired with traditional Maasai blood and milk, or a nice Cabernet. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4749 I recommend the uptown lunch special. 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4750 We have an excellent locally sourced saddle of rodent. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4751 Are you taking the "A" or the "B" train? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4752 Our special tonight is the "23 Enigma." 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4753 At least the one-tenth of one percent could be grateful. 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4754 Where are the footlongs? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4755 No, we do Not offer large hoagie sandwiches! 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4756 The chef rat wanted a shorter commute. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4757 Rome, was not built in a day! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4758 The footlong special today is Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki with chips and a drink. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4759 How is your Great Northern Hobo Stew? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4760 As an appetizer may I suggest our Chelsea Chipotle? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4761 The gentrified steak is our most popular item... 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4762 And for your dining pleasure this evening let me point out among the specialties the freshly trapped and drowned er marinated domestic brown striped vermin. 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4763 Before I tell you our specials, which one of you is cheating on your spouse? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4764 You requested a table en plein train? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4765 We no longer have the $5 footlongs, but we do offer half off our fares to Brooklyn. 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4766 'Eat Fresh' 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4767 Would you care to see me step lively? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4768 The Roadkill du Jour is the Leg of Sam. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4769 Welcome to the "Urban Ambiance Restaurant". Can I tell you about today's specials? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4770 Your drinks are delayed because of an earlier investigation. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4771 May I suggest a cup of our express..oh..and our locomotif special 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4772 Are we expecting two more? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4773 Be advised: The chicken and waffles requires a 21-minute wait. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4774 Our hoagie is quite popular. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4775 I would highly recommend our entree-ns 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4776 Welcome to Chatoe Choo Choo. 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4777 The eggs Benedict ala Toodles will jump you right off the rails. 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4778 Would like prefer train noise seating? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4779 I like to say, "Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose." 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4780 Would you like 2 dirt rats? It's the best special we have by this time. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4781 We're out of gyros. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4782 Two third rail burgers and a bottle of urine, will that be all, sir? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4783 ...my dad had two dicks, and he made me lick them both...A LOT. By the way, do you like my weird little restaurant in the subway? I killed my daughter a month ago. I live under the train tracks here. I'm going to kill you guys after you eat. 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4784 We'll have 2 orders of life, liberty and the pursuit of our constitution 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4785 Our Chelsea Chaser dessert cocktail might be to madame's liking. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4786 The squad is local 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4787 Here at Subway Park Avenue, we only use Free-Range Chickens raised without antibiotics or other additives. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4788 Wait, wait... 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4789 You're on the wrong side of the track! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4790 ... and all of our seafood is flown in fresh daily. 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4791 I would recommend the express service menu -it is a definite step up from the drive through. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4792 I would recommend the roast rat with mashed potatoes. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4793 May I suggest the Individually Wrapped Trout? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4794 I know we JUST met, but don't you think we're taking things a bit too fast? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4795 Sorry, but the five dollar foot-long is no longer on the menu. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4796 This isn't 'Sophie's Choice' you know. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4797 Soixante-neuf? Really? 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4798 Welcome to the newest local underground subway restaurant. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4799 What is the local speciality? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4800 Our special here is 2 or 3 for the tracks. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4801 Do you prefer to go with hangars or rely on flanks? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4802 I recommend the two minted egg. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4803 I actually wouldn't recommend the soup. It's very difficult to eat on the train. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4804 Are ou sure Rodney didn't ssy he'd meet us at the training station? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4805 There goes my premium. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4806 Sir your on the lousy tipper blog. 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4807 Care for a pick me up before you order ? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4808 Our special for today is the fish caught using the F line. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4809 Next you'll tell us dessert will be served on the F train. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4810 The chef recommends the "fricassee of grosse souris" with the house white. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4811 Yes, we have all the Subway sandwiches today except the Chicken & Bacon Ranch Melt. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4812 I'm afraid our turkey on multi-grain is not a footlong, it's $16.95 and no coupons. 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
4813 I wholeheartedly recommend our delicacy and, if you so desire, you can personally choose your rat from the tracks. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4814 Honey, I heard that the pizza is really good here! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4815 NEXT STOPS... APPETIZERS, ENTREES, DESSERTS 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4816 The section 'Let's snooze after dinner' has been changed to 'Going to Brooklyn'. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4817 Actually, no caption is needed for this one, it speaks for itself, very funny! but here is a possible caption: That special will be arriving on the next local. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4818 This menu sucks. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4819 The New York dip is made of rat?! 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4820 "I recommend the special". 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4821 Today's Subway fare: The Veggie Delite Local, or the Subway Club Express? 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4822 Due to an earlier incident, your email will be 25-30 mins late. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4823 I have a plan, okay. The Naked Cowboy is mentoring me, mom. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4824 All are Subways come with mayo and mustard. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4825 We serve only local-vore dishes. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4826 The patrons’ connection with the service was suspended. 1.0400 0.04000 50 49 0 1
4827 On weekdays France’s oysters come by train, on weekends by air, and on holidays they don’t……not at all. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4828 Footlongs are on special tonight! 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4829 I hate to rush you but they just gave me a party of 5 at 24 and I have to deliver desert on 22. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4830 The veal, sir? No not beef, but I assure it it is very fresh. Here at Tavern on the Green Line, we source everything locally. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4831 Dream restaurant for every dine and dasher! 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4832 Subway's next marketing plan for breakfast items 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4833 And you'll notice, when they're stopped, the trains look like white elephants. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4834 'Our expresso is a local speciality' 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4835 Try the Veal. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4836 May I suggest The Glass Ceiling to start with? 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4837 My favorite is the pop-up special. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4838 My apologies. The chef informs me that we are fresh out of complimentary ****s to give. I hope these discounted bread rolls will suffice, though we don't care if they don't. 1.0400 0.04000 50 49 0 1
4839 We do not have $5 foot-longs. You must have us confused with a different restaurant. 1.0400 0.04000 50 49 0 1
4840 Might I recommend Cialis for desert. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4841 Let me guess: you're with the others who still think they can dine-out on their platform after Cleveland? 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4842 On our extended patio, rat is not our problem. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4843 I'll have the catfish feta cheese sesame seed crepe with a side of macaroni salad and a bottle of Diet Grape Mello Yellow 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4844 No hat, no service at 23 Skidoo unless you have an Isadora Duncan scarf. 1.0400 0.04000 50 49 0 1
4845 Might I recommend the obliterated rat carcass with clump of hair? 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4846 Optional trip insurance? If you miss your connection because we are slow, we send you by Uber. Some exclusions apply. Of course, whether or not you insure, we require you settle the bill when you place your order. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4847 "What condiments would you like on your foot long?' 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4848 May I suggest you pair a piquant Ratsling with the Chicken Tracciatore? 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4849 We're a work in training. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4850 And where did we dine this summer? 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4851 Our special this evening is called Eat The Locals, featuring some delicious locally-sourced rats. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4852 Hurry up. We gotta catch the next train. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4853 May I suggest the Five-Dollar Foot-Long? 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4854 The plat du jour looks well on your phone 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4855 The Corner Cafe meal-deal for two is through the floor 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4856 Our special, tonight, is 23rd and bird. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4857 Our special today is the 12-inch Cold Cut Combo with a red wine vinaigrette served on a toasted artisan honey oat bread . 1.0400 0.04000 50 49 0 1
4858 With Quantum physics, you create the path you follow! 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4859 Well Peter, I don't tip the ponys much, but I'm hearin' the Stewball is too hot, so I'd wink at Where Have All The Flowers Gone in the 5th. P.S. Note: if winner, send large size suitable wall art to Sal's Pizza Appleton WI 1.0400 0.04000 50 49 0 1
4860 waiter, what training does your cook have on the preparation of the rat? I like mine medium rare. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4861 Everything on your order will be delivered from its' origin point in a matter of minutes; prepared on-site as instructed and delivered to your table in 30 minutes or less. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4862 Everything here is fresh; from the fried rat to tar salad. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4863 What do you want, germs? 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4864 Can I recommend the house specialty: Subway Sandwich #23. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4865 Welcome to the Cafe Small Balance Investor. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4866 I can bring any of the items listed to the left of the yellow line. For all the others, you're on your own. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4867 Tonight, all entrees include a complimentary coating of coal dust along with dollops of grease and oil. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4868 You're right. Same name, same sandwiches, same prices--but underground, with tablecloths and waiters. It'smanagement's plan to stop offshoring jobs. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4869 Yes, we have a locavore menu. Change at 14th Street for the express-avore menu. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4870 The OVERHEAD is true luxury! 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4871 He stoops to conquer. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4872 Your train is scheduled to leave in 23 minutes...ready to order? 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4873 The meat is not industrial farming production, we cultivate them in our cellar just back there! 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4874 Gourmet cuisine by the tracks - what a unique adventure. Don't think it will catch on 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4875 ...We're training a new chef... 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4876 Yes, the rat meatballs are home grown and steamed locally. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4877 Breathe through your blow-hole. 1.0400 0.04000 50 49 0 1
4878 We're in a bit of a rush, which food truck souffle is the fastest right now? 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4879 We are training a new chef today. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4880 Sandwiches? I'm afraid not... 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4881 The upper part of the city is for the chosen ones. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4882 Welcome to the Subway where you WILL gain weight! 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4883 The 1904 City Hall Loop will pair nicely with your tipping habits. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4884 Shagadelic, baby! Yeah! 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4885 You went overboard. 1.0400 0.04000 50 49 0 1
4886 May I suggest you start off with the Chromosome soup? 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4887 She'll have the seared breast of partridge with minted petite peas...and I'll have the Australian Kobe blackened barnacles drenched in acorn sauce. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4888 Today's special is squidoo. 1.0400 0.04000 50 49 0 1
4889 May I recommend the free-range rat? Caught fresh each day, right off our platform. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4890 Bet your first thought wasn't about Jared. 1.0400 0.04000 50 49 0 1
4891 The menu is table d'hoot. Take it or leave it. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4892 Sorry we're out of the 'Dine-n-dash' special. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4893 may i suggest a nice diesel fuel 2015? 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4894 We have a new waiter training tonight. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4895 To not miss the train I recommend the fillet or delicious Dover sole. 1.0400 0.04000 50 49 0 1
4896 There will only be two, Jared can't make it. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4897 Yes, of course the soufflés come downstairs still piping hot! 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4898 Our chef prepares each dish with only with finest local ingredients local ingredients. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4899 And tonight's dessert is a pair of one way tickets to Times Square. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4900 You never accepted my invitations so I thought I'd come over. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4901 You might as well have my drink. I forgot to cut out a mouth hole. 1.0400 0.04000 50 49 0 1
4902 May I make a suggestion: the veal marsala goes perfect with the 27L. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4903 --The steak is served with a side of potatoes, sir. --Potatoes? How utterly bizarre. 1.0400 0.04000 50 49 0 1
4904 Waiter, trainee, whichever you prefer. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4905 May I say that your dining choice is impeccable. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4906 Would you like chips and drink with that? 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4907 We have a nice rodent underground. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4908 ...and that is why our food and plates are so heavy. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4909 That's a 12 inch roast beef on white without lettuce, and a whole wheat 6 inch veggie, light oil no mayo. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4910 The chef recommends the pizza. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4911 May I suggest the Brontosaurus Ribs a la Flintstones for the gentleman. The 8:14 will be by any moment and they're guaranteed to stick to your plate. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
4912 Sorry, we're out of the early bird specials. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
4913 If all else fails 1.0392 0.03922 51 50 0 1
4914 Welcome to Chumley's 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4915 Do have anything that's not sandwich? 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4916 I'm sorry, we don't offer sandwiches. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4917 May we view the footlong menu? 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4918 The tchatter and noise makes it hard to disconnect. If you know what I mean. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4919 We're out of the meatball sub but we have fresh cookies in the warmer. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4920 I wouldn't worry about it, it's always late: the conductor is Steve Coll. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4921 Some of our customers like the cheese pizza. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4922 The suburban rattle is a specialty of our restaurant. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4923 I hear they have great sandwiches here. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4924 Very good madam. May I suggest that our chef was also inspired by Michael Phelp's gold medal count. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4925 Our special tonight is a 12 inch turkey club with bacon on a 9-grain Honey Oat 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4926 No, we don't serve sandwiches. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4927 Off track 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4928 And tomorrow we''ll try the soup at 24 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4929 The Shrimp Cocktail "Express" is quick and small. The "Local" is small. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4930 The MJ is, unfortunately, off the menu. Might I suggest the number 6? 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4931 The should food entrees arrive on then A train according to schedule. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4932 but I was told that this restaurant had the vin trois 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4933 Lets go for an 8-cars long subway, and please be quick. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4934 Welcome to the Railway Café. You have 5 minutes before your transport arrives. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4935 Woo you like to see the dessert menu? 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4936 All we offer are sandwiches. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4937 I recommend the Sqidoo 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4938 I'll have this weeks mediocre date night, please. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4939 It's our new "Slow Service with a Mile" line. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4940 Can we get the special—the roasted rat? 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4941 I am quite certain, sir. We do not have anything called a Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki sandwich on our menu. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4942 The 23 Skidoo comes with complimentary earplugs. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4943 I recommend the Express Special. Salmon on smoked wood. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4944 Might I recommend our anniversary special? 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4945 Sorry, no sandwiches. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4946 I recommend you mozzarella in a carriage. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4947 Our special tonight is Bazzini® Cocktail Crunch served in a plastic bag. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4948 Who knew life with the Mole People would be so classy? I guess Grime-Tunnel is the new Brooklyn after all! 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4949 Our special this evening is the foot long tuna sub. It comes with chips or a cookie. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4950 The specialty of the house is RATatouille. The dish is one of our "one" mile diet offerings. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4951 This is not what I had in mind, when I said dining carriage 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4952 I suggest meal number 23 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4953 Will that be for two? 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4954 Shall we share a foot-long? 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4955 I'm trained to bring you food that's not subpar. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4956 Don't you complain. I couldn't take another day eating nothing but krill. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4957 Would you like your orders in a bag or a box? 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4958 Do you have any Express delicacies? 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4959 Today we have fresh rats coming from the 42nd. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4960 Today We have foreign-express trans beef served with greens in rhyme and red Illyrian wine. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4961 And the special, only served at Midnight, is " Shine your light on me". 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4962 May I suggest after dinner a visit to our casino for a little Chemin-de-fer? 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4963 Good evening, and welcome to dinner and a Showtime. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4964 All are produce is locally grown. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4965 Would you like our favorite, the gyro? 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4966 It's quirky love,wonders never cease 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4967 I got this. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4968 Well, here at the Brown Line Cafe we are known for our award winning 'Express Souffle' - a delicious dish of bananas, apple sauce, pureed pumpkin, and All Bran cereal. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4969 Would you like your chili with beans to go? 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4970 Our special today for First Class passengers is the Chicken à lacela. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4971 "You can't beat the Pelham Burger for my money . . .I'd avoid the Cod Karenina . . . 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4972 May I recommend the cold cuts? They're carved to order on a fresh hoagie bun. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4973 May I recommend the churros? 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4974 Today,I would recommend the doggie bag special 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4975 At this stop, I recommend the 'Michael Jordan' ribs. 1.0204 0.02062 49 48 1 0
4976 Were only doing water today. 1.0204 0.02062 49 48 1 0
4977 Our pan fried sewer rat is very good today. We harvest them fresh from the train tunnels. 1.0204 0.02062 49 48 1 0
4978 Mam, next time you tell him to meet you at "Bubba Gumps". He'll never find it, and then you and I can meet at Subway. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
4979 The "Early Train Special" is only available for non-customers. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
4980 This cosplay fad is getting tedious. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
4981 trains will always be competitive. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
4982 To think that my last dream job was surveying people waiting for porto-potties. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
4983 You can't go wrong with the 11 1/2. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
4984 I thought I married a giraffe, not a sloth. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
4985 You cursed whale! Look what you've done! I'm melting! melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! Who would have thought a big whale like you could destroy my beautiful island? Oooooh, look out! I'm going! Oooooh! Ooooooh! 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
4986 Uh...that be "D-rating"....not "Peking Duck!" 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
4987 We have a late special just added to the menu, it's flying fish! 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
4988 And after dinner there's always the Fantasy Suite. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
4989 Would you like the "Take a Ride on the Reading" blue plate special today? 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
4990 Welcome to Bistro Platform 9 & 3/4 -- a.k.a adulthood a la carte. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
4991 The shrimp cocktail 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
4992 I accept the rose but the key to the fantasy suite, not so much. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
4993 Sorry, no sub, no grub. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
4994 The chicken vindaloo is pure heat wave. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
4995 Oh my! I'm so sorry--I thought this was my wife. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
4996 May I suggest the Michael Jordan special? 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
4997 I hear 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
4998 Since Jordan's retirement, professional basketball just hasn't been the same. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
4999 We're in a hurry--can you get our food to us before the next train? 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5000 So it shouldn't be a total loss. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5001 May I suggest the delectable 'Locomotive Hamburger Meal', with a heaping helping of delicious 'Sidecar Fries', and you can wash it all down with some yummy 'Choo Choo Cola'? 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5002 Not crazy about the fake dining tables as security stations since I found they served borscht 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5003 We'll start with the soup ! 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5004 Heads or tails? 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0