Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Who's endangered now? |
1.6822 |
0.02949 |
686 |
348 |
208 |
130 |
1 |
They were never going to find you anyway |
1.6017 |
0.03501 |
477 |
272 |
123 |
82 |
2 |
Sorry...I was texting. |
1.5899 |
0.03623 |
456 |
268 |
107 |
81 |
3 |
Yeah, well your profile wasn't exactly honest either. |
1.5833 |
0.03478 |
444 |
250 |
129 |
65 |
4 |
I'd like to settle this without involving my insurance company. |
1.5148 |
0.03776 |
338 |
203 |
96 |
39 |
5 |
Sorry mate, I was swimming and texting. |
1.5108 |
0.03864 |
325 |
197 |
90 |
38 |
6 |
Sorry, totally thought I could jump it. |
1.5061 |
0.04051 |
328 |
209 |
72 |
47 |
7 |
Ironically, I'm not even a killer whale. |
1.4968 |
0.03817 |
316 |
192 |
91 |
33 |
8 |
I ain't heavy, I'm your blubber. |
1.4952 |
0.04227 |
315 |
208 |
58 |
49 |
9 |
We should probably exchange insurance information. |
1.4952 |
0.03981 |
315 |
198 |
78 |
39 |
10 |
You were right, white whales can't jump. |
1.4903 |
0.04055 |
310 |
198 |
72 |
40 |
11 |
Online you said you were a dolphin. |
1.4852 |
0.04078 |
305 |
196 |
70 |
39 |
12 |
Hold still, dammit, I'm trying to get the hook out. |
1.4764 |
0.04252 |
296 |
197 |
57 |
42 |
13 |
Did I land on a palm tree or are you just happy to see me? |
1.4762 |
0.03905 |
294 |
183 |
82 |
29 |
14 |
Those aren't coconuts. |
1.4762 |
0.04381 |
294 |
200 |
48 |
46 |
15 |
So, any chance you could push me back into the water? |
1.4726 |
0.04041 |
292 |
187 |
72 |
33 |
16 |
Who's the endangered species now? |
1.4706 |
0.04217 |
289 |
191 |
60 |
38 |
17 |
He ain't heavy, he's my blubber. |
1.4706 |
0.04273 |
289 |
193 |
56 |
40 |
18 |
I thought your sign said, "Kelp" |
1.4667 |
0.04143 |
285 |
186 |
65 |
34 |
19 |
You have to hide me. I'm being stalked by some crazy guy with a wooden leg. |
1.4645 |
0.04353 |
282 |
191 |
51 |
40 |
20 |
My therapist was right. I do put too much pressure on people. |
1.4645 |
0.03926 |
282 |
177 |
79 |
26 |
21 |
I was wrong, being ALONE on a deserted island isn't the worst thing that can happen! |
1.4626 |
0.04125 |
281 |
183 |
66 |
32 |
22 |
I guess now, I'm a killer whale. |
1.4607 |
0.04166 |
280 |
184 |
63 |
33 |
23 |
... Polo! |
1.4563 |
0.04397 |
263 |
177 |
52 |
34 |
24 |
Moby, stop being such a dick! |
1.4529 |
0.04362 |
276 |
189 |
49 |
38 |
25 |
I vote you off the island. |
1.4485 |
0.03885 |
272 |
172 |
78 |
22 |
26 |
I just had lunch and can't go back in the water for at least an hour. |
1.4457 |
0.04041 |
267 |
173 |
69 |
25 |
27 |
Does this island make me look fat? |
1.4453 |
0.04097 |
265 |
173 |
66 |
26 |
28 |
Looks like my sonar worked about as well as your GPS. |
1.4453 |
0.04302 |
265 |
179 |
54 |
32 |
29 |
NOW it's a deserted island |
1.4453 |
0.04465 |
265 |
184 |
44 |
37 |
30 |
Look, I'm not thrilled about it either. |
1.4415 |
0.04025 |
265 |
172 |
69 |
24 |
31 |
It looked bigger underwater. |
1.4385 |
0.04151 |
260 |
172 |
62 |
26 |
32 |
Jeff survived for 209 days on the island, but in the end, it was a fluke accident that did him in. |
1.4385 |
0.04257 |
260 |
175 |
56 |
29 |
33 |
The good news is, you're not alone anymore! |
1.4380 |
0.04281 |
258 |
174 |
55 |
29 |
34 |
Sorry. I thought it said "Kelp." |
1.4358 |
0.04431 |
257 |
178 |
46 |
33 |
35 |
I'm sorry. I was texting. |
1.4336 |
0.04231 |
256 |
172 |
57 |
27 |
36 |
I know I know - don't text and swim. |
1.4336 |
0.04231 |
256 |
172 |
57 |
27 |
37 |
It's mostly water weight. |
1.4336 |
0.03970 |
256 |
165 |
71 |
20 |
38 |
What part of "catch and release" didn't you understand? |
1.4331 |
0.04364 |
254 |
174 |
50 |
30 |
39 |
You sure I'm not imposing? |
1.4308 |
0.04117 |
253 |
167 |
63 |
23 |
40 |
He thought nothing could compare to the crushing weight of isolation. |
1.4308 |
0.04375 |
253 |
174 |
49 |
30 |
41 |
Your photo on Airbnb made it look so much larger. |
1.4308 |
0.04192 |
253 |
169 |
59 |
25 |
42 |
Me! What are YOU doing here? |
1.4286 |
0.03930 |
252 |
162 |
72 |
18 |
43 |
It looked a lot bigger on AirBnB. |
1.4286 |
0.04277 |
252 |
171 |
54 |
27 |
44 |
Frankly, I'll be happy to see rising sea levels. |
1.4260 |
0.04595 |
223 |
153 |
45 |
25 |
45 |
Well, it's not like they call me Moby Nice Guy. |
1.4257 |
0.04568 |
249 |
177 |
38 |
34 |
46 |
Stop whining, I can't breathe either. |
1.4257 |
0.04388 |
249 |
172 |
48 |
29 |
47 |
I've just voted you off the island. |
1.4256 |
0.04366 |
242 |
165 |
51 |
26 |
48 |
I know, I know. I shouldn't have been texting. |
1.4234 |
0.04362 |
248 |
171 |
49 |
28 |
49 |
Yeah? It's not exactly a day at the beach for me either buddy. |
1.4234 |
0.04209 |
248 |
167 |
57 |
24 |
50 |
Okay, we'll try it with you on top. |
1.4234 |
0.04248 |
248 |
168 |
55 |
25 |
51 |
Call him Squishmael. |
1.4228 |
0.04311 |
246 |
168 |
52 |
26 |
52 |
That's right. My last name is Dick and I'm a sperm whale. Still think its funny? |
1.4228 |
0.04350 |
246 |
169 |
50 |
27 |
53 |
After years of practice, Harold finally perfected the whale call. |
1.4228 |
0.04388 |
246 |
170 |
48 |
28 |
54 |
I think last night was a mistake. |
1.4204 |
0.04205 |
245 |
165 |
57 |
23 |
55 |
Relax. This could make a great novel. |
1.4174 |
0.04158 |
242 |
162 |
59 |
21 |
56 |
You're it. |
1.4174 |
0.04075 |
242 |
160 |
63 |
19 |
57 |
When you asked me the one thing I'd bring to a desert island and I said "Moby Dick," I meant the book. |
1.4149 |
0.04371 |
241 |
167 |
48 |
26 |
58 |
I guess now I'll call you Squishmael. |
1.4142 |
0.04437 |
239 |
167 |
45 |
27 |
59 |
On the bright side, you still have two wishes left |
1.4142 |
0.04397 |
239 |
166 |
47 |
26 |
60 |
And you thought things couldn't get worse. |
1.4118 |
0.04161 |
238 |
160 |
58 |
20 |
61 |
Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish -- and this can happen. |
1.4118 |
0.04245 |
238 |
162 |
54 |
22 |
62 |
You can't breathe? I can't breathe! |
1.4085 |
0.03973 |
235 |
154 |
66 |
15 |
63 |
Lube, Oil, Filter. You're good for another 10,000 miles. |
1.4060 |
0.04460 |
234 |
165 |
43 |
26 |
64 |
Think we can settle this without insurance? |
1.4060 |
0.03982 |
234 |
154 |
65 |
15 |
65 |
Everything changed when the relationship became physical. |
1.4060 |
0.04377 |
234 |
163 |
47 |
24 |
66 |
Well frankly, it’s not that comfortable for me either. |
1.4060 |
0.04249 |
234 |
160 |
53 |
21 |
67 |
Marco... |
1.4052 |
0.04361 |
232 |
161 |
48 |
23 |
68 |
And in an instant, the fine art of whale calling was lost forever. |
1.4052 |
0.04570 |
232 |
166 |
38 |
28 |
69 |
Sorry. You're right...I shouldn't text and swim. |
1.4052 |
0.04318 |
232 |
160 |
50 |
22 |
70 |
Sorry, I was texting while swimming. |
1.4052 |
0.04361 |
232 |
161 |
48 |
23 |
71 |
Try lifting with your legs. |
1.4026 |
0.04329 |
231 |
160 |
49 |
22 |
72 |
If a guy named Ahab shows up, you haven't seen me. |
1.4026 |
0.04372 |
231 |
161 |
47 |
23 |
73 |
Don't make me tell you again: 'humpback' is derogatory. |
1.4026 |
0.04329 |
231 |
160 |
49 |
22 |
74 |
Listen, if a guy with a peg leg comes by looking for me, remember - I was never here. |
1.4000 |
0.04161 |
230 |
156 |
56 |
18 |
75 |
I told you the hammock wouldn't hold us both. |
1.4000 |
0.04115 |
230 |
155 |
58 |
17 |
76 |
I'm like the elephant in the room. Only I'm a whale, and this is an island. |
1.3974 |
0.04481 |
229 |
163 |
41 |
25 |
77 |
Recalculating . . . |
1.3974 |
0.04524 |
229 |
164 |
39 |
26 |
78 |
I decided I'd rather be a big fish on a small island. |
1.3965 |
0.04196 |
227 |
155 |
54 |
18 |
79 |
This timeshare isn’t working out. |
1.3964 |
0.04310 |
222 |
153 |
50 |
19 |
80 |
Now I can call you Squishmael. |
1.3956 |
0.04450 |
225 |
159 |
43 |
23 |
81 |
1 down, 7.4 billion to go. |
1.3956 |
0.04494 |
225 |
160 |
41 |
24 |
82 |
It gets worse. Why do you think they call us "sperm whales?" |
1.3901 |
0.04563 |
223 |
161 |
37 |
25 |
83 |
Crowded beach, no nightlife, lumpy bed--one star. |
1.3901 |
0.04289 |
223 |
155 |
49 |
19 |
84 |
That's the last time I try to text and migrate at the same time! |
1.3894 |
0.04603 |
226 |
165 |
34 |
27 |
85 |
I thought you said, "Kelp!" |
1.3891 |
0.04315 |
221 |
154 |
48 |
19 |
86 |
It looked bigger on Airbnb, right? |
1.3891 |
0.04547 |
221 |
159 |
38 |
24 |
87 |
Having fallen overboard from a Greenpeace anti-whaling ship, Tom was eventually recovered from what would later be known as Irony Island. |
1.3884 |
0.04589 |
224 |
163 |
35 |
26 |
88 |
I got your message. How can I help? |
1.3867 |
0.04440 |
225 |
161 |
41 |
23 |
89 |
Stop your blubbering. |
1.3864 |
0.04467 |
220 |
157 |
41 |
22 |
90 |
This just in: Beached whale annihilates entire population of South Pacific island. |
1.3864 |
0.04421 |
220 |
156 |
43 |
21 |
91 |
Okay Bill, you can reach the coconuts now. Bill? |
1.3864 |
0.04514 |
220 |
158 |
39 |
23 |
92 |
Lucas orders Moby Dick from Amazon but neglects to check the "book" box. |
1.3864 |
0.04605 |
220 |
160 |
35 |
25 |
93 |
I guess I just discovered the Isle of Man. |
1.3853 |
0.04205 |
218 |
150 |
52 |
16 |
94 |
Worst. Beach. Ever. |
1.3853 |
0.04449 |
218 |
155 |
42 |
21 |
95 |
You're the one who wanted to go whale watching. CAN YOU SEE ME NOW? |
1.3853 |
0.04353 |
218 |
153 |
46 |
19 |
96 |
Maybe Twister isn't the best choice for game night... |
1.3853 |
0.04353 |
218 |
153 |
46 |
19 |
97 |
I am NOT a fish out of water. |
1.3853 |
0.04205 |
218 |
150 |
52 |
16 |
98 |
Ooh, that tickles, is your phone on vibrate? |
1.3853 |
0.04255 |
218 |
151 |
50 |
17 |
99 |
It's not deserted anymore! |
1.3853 |
0.04401 |
218 |
154 |
44 |
20 |
100 |
It looked bigger on airbnb. |
1.3853 |
0.04353 |
218 |
153 |
46 |
19 |
101 |
Sit tight, high tide is only a few hours away. |
1.3836 |
0.04088 |
219 |
149 |
56 |
14 |
102 |
That's not my blowhole. |
1.3836 |
0.04337 |
219 |
154 |
46 |
19 |
103 |
You are getting way too big to be a lap whale. |
1.3836 |
0.04288 |
219 |
153 |
48 |
18 |
104 |
Peter thought he had cheated death after the plane crash. Death doesn't like cheaters. |
1.3836 |
0.04572 |
219 |
159 |
36 |
24 |
105 |
Ok, on three. |
1.3825 |
0.04555 |
217 |
157 |
37 |
23 |
106 |
OK, you were right, I can't clear the palm tree. |
1.3825 |
0.04164 |
217 |
149 |
53 |
15 |
107 |
The Orcas were right. White whales can't jump. |
1.3825 |
0.04693 |
217 |
160 |
31 |
26 |
108 |
You never call me, Ishmael. |
1.3825 |
0.04364 |
217 |
153 |
45 |
19 |
109 |
Yeah, well, you're not my first choice either. |
1.3825 |
0.04315 |
217 |
152 |
47 |
18 |
110 |
Lord, not to seem ungrateful, but a flounder or a mackerel would have sufficed. |
1.3825 |
0.04364 |
217 |
153 |
45 |
19 |
111 |
Help is on the way. I'm wearing a tracking device. |
1.3796 |
0.04015 |
216 |
146 |
58 |
12 |
112 |
Sorry. I thought I had the time share this week. |
1.3796 |
0.04614 |
216 |
158 |
34 |
24 |
113 |
Tell me honestly, does this island make me look fat? |
1.3785 |
0.04302 |
214 |
150 |
47 |
17 |
114 |
We need to discuss boundaries. |
1.3785 |
0.04402 |
214 |
152 |
43 |
19 |
115 |
Marine biologists don't understand why we do it and frankly neither do I. |
1.3779 |
0.04053 |
217 |
148 |
56 |
13 |
116 |
I identify as a land mammal. |
1.3756 |
0.04463 |
213 |
153 |
40 |
20 |
117 |
Don't complain. You have plenty of leg room. |
1.3756 |
0.04208 |
213 |
148 |
50 |
15 |
118 |
Sorry, I thought those stones spelled "KELP". |
1.3756 |
0.04463 |
213 |
153 |
40 |
20 |
119 |
Can I call you Squishmael? |
1.3756 |
0.04413 |
213 |
152 |
42 |
19 |
120 |
I don't know if anyone has ever told you this, but you're a really good listener. |
1.3756 |
0.04260 |
213 |
149 |
48 |
16 |
121 |
About 12 metric tons. Why do you ask? |
1.3744 |
0.04325 |
219 |
156 |
44 |
19 |
122 |
Stuck the landing! |
1.3744 |
0.04339 |
211 |
149 |
45 |
17 |
123 |
Don't worry, high tide's in six hours. |
1.3744 |
0.04071 |
211 |
144 |
55 |
12 |
124 |
Go island hopping, she says, it’ll be fun, she says |
1.3714 |
0.04453 |
210 |
151 |
40 |
19 |
125 |
Ok, big push on three.... |
1.3714 |
0.04504 |
210 |
152 |
38 |
20 |
126 |
My travel agent warned me the island would be overbooked. |
1.3714 |
0.04243 |
210 |
147 |
48 |
15 |
127 |
One of us should swim for help. |
1.3702 |
0.04430 |
208 |
149 |
41 |
18 |
128 |
Hold on! Just six hours 'til high tide. |
1.3702 |
0.04103 |
208 |
143 |
53 |
12 |
129 |
I'd say it's more of a whaled beach. |
1.3702 |
0.04635 |
208 |
153 |
33 |
22 |
130 |
I was texting. |
1.3702 |
0.04482 |
208 |
150 |
39 |
19 |
131 |
You're so hungry you could eat a what?! |
1.3684 |
0.04412 |
209 |
150 |
41 |
18 |
132 |
That'll be $22.00 for the pizza less $1.50 for the anchovies which I ate. |
1.3671 |
0.04224 |
207 |
145 |
48 |
14 |
133 |
We're going to need a bigger island. |
1.3671 |
0.04597 |
207 |
152 |
34 |
21 |
134 |
You're right. I couldn't clear the tree. |
1.3671 |
0.04224 |
207 |
145 |
48 |
14 |
135 |
But there are sharks in there! |
1.3671 |
0.04597 |
207 |
152 |
34 |
21 |
136 |
I could have sworn I heard somebody yelling for help. |
1.3671 |
0.04441 |
207 |
149 |
40 |
18 |
137 |
Sorry, but Shark Week scares the hell out of me. |
1.3671 |
0.04334 |
207 |
147 |
44 |
16 |
138 |
We prefer to think of it as a whaled beach. |
1.3641 |
0.04398 |
206 |
148 |
41 |
17 |
139 |
Am I the first to arrive? |
1.3641 |
0.04452 |
206 |
149 |
39 |
18 |
140 |
If you were wishing for the novel, you should have been more specific. |
1.3641 |
0.04710 |
206 |
154 |
29 |
23 |
141 |
You're right. It probably does hurt you more than it hurts me. |
1.3641 |
0.04344 |
206 |
147 |
43 |
16 |
142 |
Clean up on Isle 1. |
1.3641 |
0.04234 |
206 |
145 |
47 |
14 |
143 |
I bet you were more worried about lightning. |
1.3641 |
0.04398 |
206 |
148 |
41 |
17 |
144 |
Sorry! Just island hopping. |
1.3641 |
0.04398 |
206 |
148 |
41 |
17 |
145 |
Sorry. I cleared it last time. |
1.3641 |
0.04234 |
206 |
145 |
47 |
14 |
146 |
I said the BOOK I wanted on a desert island was Moby Dick. |
1.3627 |
0.04481 |
204 |
148 |
38 |
18 |
147 |
It doesn't really matter who was here first. |
1.3627 |
0.04027 |
204 |
140 |
54 |
10 |
148 |
My bad |
1.3627 |
0.04372 |
204 |
146 |
42 |
16 |
149 |
Next time we pick coconuts you better stand on MY back. |
1.3607 |
0.04720 |
183 |
133 |
34 |
16 |
150 |
Could you push me back in? |
1.3596 |
0.04326 |
203 |
145 |
43 |
15 |
151 |
This spot taken? |
1.3582 |
0.04354 |
201 |
144 |
42 |
15 |
152 |
It looked bigger in the brochure. |
1.3582 |
0.04179 |
201 |
141 |
48 |
12 |
153 |
Hang in there - Just a few hours until high tide. |
1.3582 |
0.03870 |
201 |
136 |
58 |
7 |
154 |
Look, buddy - we're BOTH having a bad day... |
1.3582 |
0.04522 |
201 |
147 |
36 |
18 |
155 |
Did you call me, Ishmael? |
1.3564 |
0.04558 |
202 |
149 |
34 |
19 |
156 |
Life's a beach, and then you die. |
1.3564 |
0.04448 |
202 |
147 |
38 |
17 |
157 |
Relax, I'm a vegetarian. |
1.3564 |
0.04336 |
202 |
145 |
42 |
15 |
158 |
Sorry there was a Pokemon in your palm tree. |
1.3550 |
0.04247 |
200 |
142 |
45 |
13 |
159 |
You're right--this island does make me look fat. |
1.3550 |
0.04478 |
200 |
146 |
37 |
17 |
160 |
What's our safe word again? |
1.3550 |
0.04306 |
200 |
143 |
43 |
14 |
161 |
The brochure read: Private island paradise with unbelievable marine wildlife encounters. |
1.3550 |
0.04533 |
200 |
147 |
35 |
18 |
162 |
I hate these layovers as much as you. |
1.3550 |
0.04533 |
200 |
147 |
35 |
18 |
163 |
Ahab was crushed by Moby's initial display of friendship. |
1.3550 |
0.04306 |
200 |
143 |
43 |
14 |
164 |
Really stuck that landing, didn't I . . . ? |
1.3550 |
0.04364 |
200 |
144 |
41 |
15 |
165 |
Okay you win, call me Squishmael! |
1.3550 |
0.04697 |
200 |
150 |
29 |
21 |
166 |
Next time hold the hoop higher... |
1.3550 |
0.04306 |
200 |
143 |
43 |
14 |
167 |
Stop blubbering. |
1.3550 |
0.04421 |
200 |
145 |
39 |
16 |
168 |
We're gonna need a bigger island. |
1.3535 |
0.04334 |
198 |
142 |
42 |
14 |
169 |
I got your note in the bottle. How can I help? |
1.3535 |
0.03831 |
198 |
134 |
58 |
6 |
170 |
Now do my back. |
1.3535 |
0.04508 |
198 |
145 |
36 |
17 |
171 |
Harold regretted that he had jerked the fishing line so hard. |
1.3535 |
0.04564 |
198 |
146 |
34 |
18 |
172 |
This is what happens when you buy a whale watching tour on Groupon. |
1.3535 |
0.04392 |
198 |
143 |
40 |
15 |
173 |
Tell the truth, does this island make me look fat? |
1.3535 |
0.04450 |
198 |
144 |
38 |
16 |
174 |
Maybe YOU should get on MY back and I'LL try to swim us out of here. |
1.3535 |
0.04675 |
198 |
148 |
30 |
20 |
175 |
No whale is an island, either. |
1.3518 |
0.04600 |
199 |
148 |
32 |
19 |
176 |
Right! Objects may be closer than they appear. |
1.3503 |
0.04283 |
197 |
141 |
43 |
13 |
177 |
That’s it…you’re voted off the island! |
1.3503 |
0.04402 |
197 |
143 |
39 |
15 |
178 |
Your prayers ARE being answered. The loaves will arrive tomorrow. |
1.3503 |
0.04283 |
197 |
141 |
43 |
13 |
179 |
Of all the sand bars in all the oceans in all the world, he walks into mine. |
1.3469 |
0.04529 |
196 |
145 |
34 |
17 |
180 |
Now you have to say "Marco"... |
1.3469 |
0.04529 |
196 |
145 |
34 |
17 |
181 |
Your message in a bottle said, 'Single man looking for a whale of a time.' |
1.3469 |
0.04412 |
196 |
143 |
38 |
15 |
182 |
Lift with your legs, not your back. |
1.3469 |
0.04105 |
196 |
138 |
48 |
10 |
183 |
I'm beaching myself for reasons that science has been unable to adequately explain. What the hell are *you* doing? |
1.3469 |
0.04529 |
196 |
145 |
34 |
17 |
184 |
Ishmael? |
1.3469 |
0.04529 |
196 |
145 |
34 |
17 |
185 |
Dry hump? |
1.3469 |
0.04587 |
196 |
146 |
32 |
18 |
186 |
It'll seem funnier when you tell it later |
1.3467 |
0.04187 |
199 |
142 |
45 |
12 |
187 |
If it's any consolation, I'm uncomfortable too. |
1.3454 |
0.04381 |
194 |
141 |
39 |
14 |
188 |
..you awake? |
1.3454 |
0.04441 |
194 |
142 |
37 |
15 |
189 |
Sorry, I was playing Pokémon Go. |
1.3454 |
0.04676 |
194 |
146 |
29 |
19 |
190 |
I'm also under a lot of pressure, OK? |
1.3454 |
0.04257 |
194 |
139 |
43 |
12 |
191 |
Why don't we try with you on top... |
1.3454 |
0.04560 |
194 |
144 |
33 |
17 |
192 |
While you're under there could you check my oil? |
1.3454 |
0.04618 |
194 |
145 |
31 |
18 |
193 |
Sometimes you’re a little hard to swallow. |
1.3454 |
0.04560 |
194 |
144 |
33 |
17 |
194 |
Good news... the tide's coming in. |
1.3454 |
0.04441 |
194 |
142 |
37 |
15 |
195 |
Call me Squish-mael... |
1.3452 |
0.04842 |
197 |
152 |
22 |
23 |
196 |
It looked a lot bigger in the Airbnb photo. |
1.3452 |
0.04334 |
197 |
143 |
40 |
14 |
197 |
Now, in game theory, they would refer to this as the lose-lose scenario. |
1.3452 |
0.04567 |
197 |
147 |
32 |
18 |
198 |
Okay push on three... |
1.3452 |
0.04213 |
197 |
141 |
44 |
12 |
199 |
Bob misunderstood his realtor when he recommended a flat in Wales. |
1.3452 |
0.04510 |
197 |
146 |
34 |
17 |
200 |
It took forever to get the message out of the bottle, but I came as fast as I could. |
1.3452 |
0.04274 |
197 |
142 |
42 |
13 |
201 |
I thought I heard someone say KELP! |
1.3452 |
0.04510 |
197 |
146 |
34 |
17 |
202 |
Casablanca, Free Willy and Beaches. What are yours? |
1.3452 |
0.04213 |
197 |
141 |
44 |
12 |
203 |
If you're not too busy I'd like to talk to you about our lord and savior, Poseidon. |
1.3452 |
0.04567 |
197 |
147 |
32 |
18 |
204 |
I hate layovers. |
1.3452 |
0.04393 |
197 |
144 |
38 |
15 |
205 |
I can't define irony, but I know it when I see it. |
1.3434 |
0.04256 |
198 |
143 |
42 |
13 |
206 |
You're in my spot. |
1.3434 |
0.04375 |
198 |
145 |
38 |
15 |
207 |
At least you're out of the sun. |
1.3420 |
0.04329 |
193 |
140 |
40 |
13 |
208 |
Sorry, it looked bigger on the Airbnb website. |
1.3420 |
0.04266 |
193 |
139 |
42 |
12 |
209 |
Photobomb! |
1.3420 |
0.04202 |
193 |
138 |
44 |
11 |
210 |
I just needed a hug. |
1.3420 |
0.04571 |
193 |
144 |
32 |
17 |
211 |
If this is high tide we're both going to have a bad day |
1.3420 |
0.04202 |
193 |
138 |
44 |
11 |
212 |
Hug a tree. Save a whale. Blah, blah blah. |
1.3420 |
0.04329 |
193 |
140 |
40 |
13 |
213 |
Not until you take the hook out. |
1.3420 |
0.04390 |
193 |
141 |
38 |
14 |
214 |
"Whales love me. I have the best whales." -Donald Trump from underneath a whale |
1.3420 |
0.04390 |
193 |
141 |
38 |
14 |
215 |
Sorry about your tree. |
1.3420 |
0.04005 |
193 |
135 |
50 |
8 |
216 |
This is no day at the beach for me, either. |
1.3403 |
0.04662 |
191 |
144 |
29 |
18 |
217 |
We never go anywhere. |
1.3368 |
0.04553 |
190 |
142 |
32 |
16 |
218 |
Who is so hungry he could eat a whale now? |
1.3368 |
0.04491 |
190 |
141 |
34 |
15 |
219 |
Sorry. I just ate and need to wait 30 minutes. |
1.3368 |
0.04301 |
190 |
138 |
40 |
12 |
220 |
It's hump day. |
1.3368 |
0.04301 |
190 |
138 |
40 |
12 |
221 |
Be careful what you fish for. |
1.3351 |
0.03987 |
188 |
132 |
49 |
7 |
222 |
I heard this place used to be called Florida. |
1.3351 |
0.04394 |
188 |
138 |
37 |
13 |
223 |
Yeah, but I identify as a seagull. |
1.3351 |
0.04394 |
188 |
138 |
37 |
13 |
224 |
Curse you, Googlemaps! |
1.3351 |
0.04459 |
188 |
139 |
35 |
14 |
225 |
Sorry-- looking for a pokemon. |
1.3351 |
0.04646 |
188 |
142 |
29 |
17 |
226 |
When you told that genie that you wanted to be on a desert island with a copy of Moby Dick, you probably should have been more specific. |
1.3351 |
0.04459 |
188 |
139 |
35 |
14 |
227 |
Stu, let me call you back. I'm in the middle of something. |
1.3333 |
0.04439 |
189 |
140 |
35 |
14 |
228 |
It used to be called the Isle of Man. |
1.3316 |
0.04468 |
187 |
139 |
34 |
14 |
229 |
High tide's only 4 hours away |
1.3316 |
0.04064 |
187 |
133 |
46 |
8 |
230 |
Double twist. Nailed it. |
1.3316 |
0.04468 |
187 |
139 |
34 |
14 |
231 |
Next time you hug the trees and I'll save the whales |
1.3316 |
0.04468 |
187 |
139 |
34 |
14 |
232 |
Well this is awkward. From behind you looked like my wife. |
1.3316 |
0.04657 |
187 |
142 |
28 |
17 |
233 |
Oops..sorry I was just out island hopping. |
1.3316 |
0.04403 |
187 |
138 |
36 |
13 |
234 |
I don't suppose you could give me a push? |
1.3316 |
0.04064 |
187 |
133 |
46 |
8 |
235 |
Go ahead. Try to throw me back. |
1.3316 |
0.04203 |
187 |
135 |
42 |
10 |
236 |
Welcome to the island of My Orca. |
1.3316 |
0.04779 |
187 |
144 |
24 |
19 |
237 |
Guess who got voted off the island. |
1.3297 |
0.04366 |
185 |
136 |
37 |
12 |
238 |
Stop whining. I am stranded too. |
1.3297 |
0.04499 |
185 |
138 |
33 |
14 |
239 |
Why the hell is there a speed bump HERE? |
1.3297 |
0.04499 |
185 |
138 |
33 |
14 |
240 |
You know, this is just as uncomfortable for me as it is for you. |
1.3297 |
0.04088 |
185 |
132 |
45 |
8 |
241 |
Like you've never stepped in a puddle. |
1.3297 |
0.04563 |
185 |
139 |
31 |
15 |
242 |
It's just water weight |
1.3280 |
0.04346 |
186 |
137 |
37 |
12 |
243 |
PoloOOOO! |
1.3261 |
0.03946 |
184 |
130 |
48 |
6 |
244 |
Don't be a dick, Moby. |
1.3261 |
0.04574 |
184 |
139 |
30 |
15 |
245 |
I hope this was helpful in getting you down from the tree? |
1.3261 |
0.04166 |
184 |
133 |
42 |
9 |
246 |
This is 911. Please state your emergency and location. |
1.3261 |
0.04442 |
184 |
137 |
34 |
13 |
247 |
Are you all right? I was texting. |
1.3261 |
0.04442 |
184 |
137 |
34 |
13 |
248 |
You wanna check the oil while you're under there? |
1.3261 |
0.04374 |
184 |
136 |
36 |
12 |
249 |
Well, for your information, my day's not going so well either. |
1.3261 |
0.04237 |
184 |
134 |
40 |
10 |
250 |
I got your bottle. |
1.3261 |
0.04306 |
184 |
135 |
38 |
11 |
251 |
Hurry up. My husband will resurface any minute. |
1.3261 |
0.04508 |
184 |
138 |
32 |
14 |
252 |
Maybe we should try it with you on top. |
1.3261 |
0.04442 |
184 |
137 |
34 |
13 |
253 |
Day 44: While a prayer is finally answered, I realize I will need to be much more specific in my requests. |
1.3261 |
0.04442 |
184 |
137 |
34 |
13 |
254 |
Crap. Another speed bump. |
1.3261 |
0.04508 |
184 |
138 |
32 |
14 |
255 |
A little higher, no, no. a little to the left . there, there , that's it. ahhhhh. |
1.3261 |
0.04508 |
184 |
138 |
32 |
14 |
256 |
A little to the left.....Ahhhh that's the spot. |
1.3261 |
0.04442 |
184 |
137 |
34 |
13 |
257 |
At least I get points for sticking the landing. |
1.3261 |
0.04306 |
184 |
135 |
38 |
11 |
258 |
This island looked much larger on Airbnb. |
1.3261 |
0.04166 |
184 |
133 |
42 |
9 |
259 |
I've been coming here in August for years. |
1.3261 |
0.04166 |
184 |
133 |
42 |
9 |
260 |
I don't see why I have to move out if you are the one with the issue |
1.3261 |
0.04508 |
184 |
138 |
32 |
14 |
261 |
I found your note in the bottle. |
1.3261 |
0.04166 |
184 |
133 |
42 |
9 |
262 |
And to think I was worried about a coconut falling on my head. |
1.3242 |
0.04118 |
182 |
131 |
43 |
8 |
263 |
I just arrived, can you recommend some fun things to do on the Island? |
1.3242 |
0.04539 |
182 |
137 |
31 |
14 |
264 |
Perhaps Gilligan should have been a bit more specific when he wished for a voluptuous female companion on his deserted island... |
1.3242 |
0.04539 |
182 |
137 |
31 |
14 |
265 |
Yes, I was texting, but you'll have a hard time proving it. |
1.3242 |
0.04472 |
182 |
136 |
33 |
13 |
266 |
On the bright side more of a chance getting rescued by environmentalists |
1.3242 |
0.04539 |
182 |
137 |
31 |
14 |
267 |
'So anyway, the condition is called aquaphobia.' |
1.3242 |
0.04334 |
182 |
134 |
37 |
11 |
268 |
I thought you were waving at me. |
1.3242 |
0.04334 |
182 |
134 |
37 |
11 |
269 |
In regards to Waldo, I have both good news and bad news. |
1.3242 |
0.04403 |
182 |
135 |
35 |
12 |
270 |
Quit your blubbering! |
1.3242 |
0.04606 |
182 |
138 |
29 |
15 |
271 |
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a lifetime! |
1.3242 |
0.04539 |
182 |
137 |
31 |
14 |
272 |
'"Consider this payback for SeaWorld." |
1.3224 |
0.04451 |
183 |
137 |
33 |
13 |
273 |
Well I am actually much lighter under water! |
1.3224 |
0.04314 |
183 |
135 |
37 |
11 |
274 |
Do you think you could scratch it a little more to the left? |
1.3224 |
0.04584 |
183 |
139 |
29 |
15 |
275 |
Just think of me as SPF 1000. |
1.3224 |
0.04451 |
183 |
137 |
33 |
13 |
276 |
They made that jump look so easy in "Free Willy." |
1.3224 |
0.04584 |
183 |
139 |
29 |
15 |
277 |
Let me know the second you feel uncomfortable. |
1.3224 |
0.04518 |
183 |
138 |
31 |
14 |
278 |
C'mon, lift with your legs. |
1.3224 |
0.04314 |
183 |
135 |
37 |
11 |
279 |
Of all the desert islands, in all the oceans, in all the world... |
1.3224 |
0.04314 |
183 |
135 |
37 |
11 |
280 |
I don't think this is how sperm banks are supposed to work... |
1.3204 |
0.04937 |
181 |
143 |
18 |
20 |
281 |
Oh, stop blubbering about it! |
1.3204 |
0.04270 |
181 |
133 |
38 |
10 |
282 |
Let's be fair—we're suffocating each other. |
1.3204 |
0.04811 |
181 |
141 |
22 |
18 |
283 |
I came as soon as I saw the flare! |
1.3204 |
0.04270 |
181 |
133 |
38 |
10 |
284 |
High tide is when? |
1.3204 |
0.04270 |
181 |
133 |
38 |
10 |
285 |
Damn that Google Maps. |
1.3204 |
0.04342 |
181 |
134 |
36 |
11 |
286 |
You requested an Uber? |
1.3204 |
0.04412 |
181 |
135 |
34 |
12 |
287 |
You're krilling me! |
1.3204 |
0.04616 |
181 |
138 |
28 |
15 |
288 |
Carl's new bait proved unbelievably effective. |
1.3204 |
0.04549 |
181 |
137 |
30 |
14 |
289 |
NOW who's the Sole Survivor? |
1.3204 |
0.04412 |
181 |
135 |
34 |
12 |
290 |
I will definitely mention overcrowding in my online review. |
1.3204 |
0.04270 |
181 |
133 |
38 |
10 |
291 |
There! Now you can reach the coconuts. |
1.3204 |
0.04270 |
181 |
133 |
38 |
10 |
292 |
At first, global warming came for the polar bears, and I said nothing. |
1.3204 |
0.04342 |
181 |
134 |
36 |
11 |
293 |
Found another Pokémon! |
1.3204 |
0.04549 |
181 |
137 |
30 |
14 |
294 |
At 7:28 a.m. on the morning of August 8th, Robinson Crusoe picked what would be his last coconut. |
1.3204 |
0.04747 |
181 |
140 |
24 |
17 |
295 |
Push on three. |
1.3204 |
0.04616 |
181 |
138 |
28 |
15 |
296 |
I feel like such a blowhole. |
1.3204 |
0.04549 |
181 |
137 |
30 |
14 |
297 |
I think I stuck that landing don't you? Hello? |
1.3204 |
0.04616 |
181 |
138 |
28 |
15 |
298 |
Sorry, but I'm just island hopping. |
1.3204 |
0.04198 |
181 |
132 |
40 |
9 |
299 |
How about that? Same odds as Trump being elected! |
1.3204 |
0.04682 |
181 |
139 |
26 |
16 |
300 |
The less compelling first draft of Moby Dick. |
1.3204 |
0.04342 |
181 |
134 |
36 |
11 |
301 |
And here I was worried about Zika. |
1.3187 |
0.04788 |
182 |
142 |
22 |
18 |
302 |
It's not like I want to be here, either. |
1.3184 |
0.04511 |
179 |
135 |
31 |
13 |
303 |
"So is this whale watch 'up close and personal' enough for you?". |
1.3184 |
0.04441 |
179 |
134 |
33 |
12 |
304 |
Teaching his pet whale to fetch did not end well for either of them. |
1.3184 |
0.04648 |
179 |
137 |
27 |
15 |
305 |
I think we're gonna need a bigger island. |
1.3184 |
0.04511 |
179 |
135 |
31 |
13 |
306 |
You will just have to wait till High Tide. |
1.3184 |
0.04580 |
179 |
136 |
29 |
14 |
307 |
Sorry, dude. I thought you said "kelp." |
1.3184 |
0.04441 |
179 |
134 |
33 |
12 |
308 |
Of all the beaches in all the islands in all the world, she swims onto mine. |
1.3184 |
0.04224 |
179 |
131 |
39 |
9 |
309 |
You're such a Dick, Moby. |
1.3184 |
0.04511 |
179 |
135 |
31 |
13 |
310 |
This is very bad news for all three of us. |
1.3184 |
0.04782 |
179 |
139 |
23 |
17 |
311 |
Ok now, lower, lower... and a little to the left. |
1.3184 |
0.04580 |
179 |
136 |
29 |
14 |
312 |
MARCO!"......."fffffolo |
1.3184 |
0.04511 |
179 |
135 |
31 |
13 |
313 |
Quiet! I'm playing hide-and-seek with the dolphins. |
1.3167 |
0.04349 |
180 |
134 |
35 |
11 |
314 |
It looked so much bigger in the brochure. |
1.3167 |
0.04054 |
180 |
130 |
43 |
7 |
315 |
The dolphins make it look so easy. |
1.3167 |
0.04420 |
180 |
135 |
33 |
12 |
316 |
I think we could both benefit from high tide! |
1.3146 |
0.04450 |
178 |
134 |
32 |
12 |
317 |
So much for Witness Protection! |
1.3146 |
0.04305 |
178 |
132 |
36 |
10 |
318 |
Spacious private island? I'd say the reviews were misleading. |
1.3146 |
0.04378 |
178 |
133 |
34 |
11 |
319 |
Earl finally lands the catch of a lifetime. |
1.3146 |
0.04659 |
178 |
137 |
26 |
15 |
320 |
The island looked much bigger in the brochure. |
1.3146 |
0.04305 |
178 |
132 |
36 |
10 |
321 |
Uncle. |
1.3146 |
0.04590 |
178 |
136 |
28 |
14 |
322 |
I gotta tell ya, I feel like a total Moby Dick about this. |
1.3146 |
0.04520 |
178 |
135 |
30 |
13 |
323 |
Can I still call you Ishmael? |
1.3128 |
0.04636 |
179 |
138 |
26 |
15 |
324 |
Higher. Higher….Now a little left…. Oh yes, right there. Oh yes! Yes! Yes! |
1.3125 |
0.04480 |
176 |
133 |
31 |
12 |
325 |
Just push me back in the water and I'll try the jump again. |
1.3125 |
0.04407 |
176 |
132 |
33 |
11 |
326 |
Found your message-in-a-bottle; came as fast as I could. |
1.3125 |
0.04480 |
176 |
133 |
31 |
12 |
327 |
I don't think we were quite ready for the "Dirty Dancing" lift |
1.3125 |
0.04623 |
176 |
135 |
27 |
14 |
328 |
Yeah, it doesn't feel right for me, either. |
1.3125 |
0.04407 |
176 |
132 |
33 |
11 |
329 |
Have you tried lifting with your legs? |
1.3125 |
0.04407 |
176 |
132 |
33 |
11 |
330 |
Rock, paper, whale. I win. |
1.3125 |
0.04552 |
176 |
134 |
29 |
13 |
331 |
No way man, there are sharks in there. |
1.3125 |
0.04407 |
176 |
132 |
33 |
11 |
332 |
Ted prayed he could catch enough to live for a year. |
1.3125 |
0.04407 |
176 |
132 |
33 |
11 |
333 |
After you're done changing the oil, would you clean the blowhole? |
1.3125 |
0.04552 |
176 |
134 |
29 |
13 |
334 |
There goes my Uber rating |
1.3125 |
0.04692 |
176 |
136 |
25 |
15 |
335 |
Sorry. I'm being chased by a peg-legged lunatic. |
1.3125 |
0.04407 |
176 |
132 |
33 |
11 |
336 |
Stupid genie! I wished for SHAMPOO! |
1.3107 |
0.04600 |
177 |
136 |
27 |
14 |
337 |
Jonah's selfie with the whale did not quite go to plan |
1.3107 |
0.04385 |
177 |
133 |
33 |
11 |
338 |
Of all the islands, in all the oceans, in all the world, she jumps onto mine… |
1.3107 |
0.04600 |
177 |
136 |
27 |
14 |
339 |
I never saw you atoll! |
1.3107 |
0.04600 |
177 |
136 |
27 |
14 |
340 |
Now this is what I call a fluke accident. |
1.3086 |
0.04561 |
175 |
134 |
28 |
13 |
341 |
Marco...Marco...Marco.... |
1.3086 |
0.04414 |
175 |
132 |
32 |
11 |
342 |
Hey, would you mind pushing me back in? |
1.3086 |
0.04632 |
175 |
135 |
26 |
14 |
343 |
I'm imagining the odds right now. |
1.3086 |
0.04339 |
175 |
131 |
34 |
10 |
344 |
A little more to the left - under the dorsal - that's it! Ah - h - h! |
1.3086 |
0.04488 |
175 |
133 |
30 |
12 |
345 |
Did you say 'Polo'? |
1.3086 |
0.04488 |
175 |
133 |
30 |
12 |
346 |
Why did I drink and dive? |
1.3086 |
0.04263 |
175 |
130 |
36 |
9 |
347 |
You raised me from a baby, but now it's better for us both if I move on. |
1.3086 |
0.04339 |
175 |
131 |
34 |
10 |
348 |
I got your S.O.S. |
1.3086 |
0.04632 |
175 |
135 |
26 |
14 |
349 |
Is it ten compressions, then two breaths? |
1.3086 |
0.04414 |
175 |
132 |
32 |
11 |
350 |
I'm still voting for Bernie. |
1.3086 |
0.04561 |
175 |
134 |
28 |
13 |
351 |
That was some wave, huh? |
1.3086 |
0.04339 |
175 |
131 |
34 |
10 |
352 |
A little to the right, just below, more, that's it--Ahhh! |
1.3086 |
0.04632 |
175 |
135 |
26 |
14 |
353 |
I'm guessing this concludes another survivor episode. |
1.3068 |
0.04466 |
176 |
134 |
30 |
12 |
354 |
What'd you expect? I'm a humpback. |
1.3064 |
0.04807 |
173 |
136 |
21 |
16 |
355 |
I think we're both screwed. |
1.3064 |
0.04593 |
173 |
133 |
27 |
13 |
356 |
Call me back in a few minutes. I'm trying to rescue a beached whale. |
1.3064 |
0.04665 |
173 |
134 |
25 |
14 |
357 |
It was just one damn message in a bottle too many. |
1.3064 |
0.04665 |
173 |
134 |
25 |
14 |
358 |
Huh, it shows a pokemon right here. |
1.3064 |
0.04665 |
173 |
134 |
25 |
14 |
359 |
This really blows... |
1.3064 |
0.04593 |
173 |
133 |
27 |
13 |
360 |
My biggest catch ever, and no one to see it. |
1.3064 |
0.04368 |
173 |
130 |
33 |
10 |
361 |
Actually, I'm a killer whale. |
1.3064 |
0.04593 |
173 |
133 |
27 |
13 |
362 |
Geez did you see the size of that shark? |
1.3064 |
0.04290 |
173 |
129 |
35 |
9 |
363 |
Did you forget our safeword again? |
1.3064 |
0.04593 |
173 |
133 |
27 |
13 |
364 |
I don't understand! First you ask to be rescued and now you say I'm smothering you |
1.3064 |
0.04444 |
173 |
131 |
31 |
11 |
365 |
They’ll find us. Beached whales always draw a crowd. |
1.3064 |
0.04211 |
173 |
128 |
37 |
8 |
366 |
Nailed the landing! |
1.3064 |
0.04519 |
173 |
132 |
29 |
12 |
367 |
Next time we should go to my place. |
1.3064 |
0.04444 |
173 |
131 |
31 |
11 |
368 |
OK, calling you "blubber-butt" was way out of line. |
1.3064 |
0.04519 |
173 |
132 |
29 |
12 |
369 |
Not that it's any consolation, but you won't catch me texting and swimming again. |
1.3064 |
0.04444 |
173 |
131 |
31 |
11 |
370 |
'You'll have the beach practically to yourself.' Quote unquote. |
1.3064 |
0.04368 |
173 |
130 |
33 |
10 |
371 |
It wasn't supposed to end this way, Jonah. |
1.3054 |
0.04630 |
167 |
128 |
27 |
12 |
372 |
Oh, please. Stop blubbering. |
1.3046 |
0.04422 |
174 |
132 |
31 |
11 |
373 |
The top 1% of mammals controls 99% of the land. |
1.3046 |
0.04713 |
174 |
136 |
23 |
15 |
374 |
No worries! High tide is in an hour. |
1.3046 |
0.03773 |
174 |
124 |
47 |
3 |
375 |
Sorry, I thought I saw a Pokemon. |
1.3046 |
0.04642 |
174 |
135 |
25 |
14 |
376 |
So, you're a whale watcher? |
1.3046 |
0.04346 |
174 |
131 |
33 |
10 |
377 |
Tell the truth now; does this island make me look fat? |
1.3041 |
0.04474 |
171 |
130 |
30 |
11 |
378 |
I see a plane! Wave your arms! Wave your arms! |
1.3023 |
0.04296 |
172 |
129 |
34 |
9 |
379 |
I'll call you "Squishmael". |
1.3023 |
0.04888 |
172 |
137 |
18 |
17 |
380 |
We really should start thinking about getting a bigger place. |
1.3023 |
0.04216 |
172 |
128 |
36 |
8 |
381 |
I can't resist photobombing selfies. |
1.3023 |
0.04374 |
172 |
130 |
32 |
10 |
382 |
Did you see that scary ship go by? |
1.3023 |
0.04052 |
172 |
126 |
40 |
6 |
383 |
I can scooch over a bit if you are uncomfortable. |
1.3023 |
0.04527 |
172 |
132 |
28 |
12 |
384 |
#crushingit |
1.3023 |
0.04675 |
172 |
134 |
24 |
14 |
385 |
Although it's self-serving, let's hope this whole "rising sea levels" thing is much quicker than expected. |
1.3023 |
0.04527 |
172 |
132 |
28 |
12 |
386 |
We're gonna need a bigger atoll. |
1.3023 |
0.04374 |
172 |
130 |
32 |
10 |
387 |
This blows. |
1.3023 |
0.04374 |
172 |
130 |
32 |
10 |
388 |
This island hopping sure takes atoll |
1.3023 |
0.04451 |
172 |
131 |
30 |
11 |
389 |
These speed bumps are killers. |
1.3023 |
0.04216 |
172 |
128 |
36 |
8 |
390 |
Just you and me, Ahab. No harpoons, no sailors, no boats. |
1.3000 |
0.04403 |
170 |
129 |
31 |
10 |
391 |
Quit Complaining. I could have been a killer whale. |
1.3000 |
0.04634 |
170 |
132 |
25 |
13 |
392 |
Sorry, the next rest area was in 8400 miles |
1.3000 |
0.04323 |
170 |
128 |
33 |
9 |
393 |
I love you too, Moby, but we need to set boundaries. |
1.3000 |
0.04709 |
170 |
133 |
23 |
14 |
394 |
Yep, it's gallstones, alright. Hand me my pliers. |
1.3000 |
0.04481 |
170 |
130 |
29 |
11 |
395 |
well.. this blows! |
1.3000 |
0.04782 |
170 |
134 |
21 |
15 |
396 |
Remember, lift with your legs. |
1.3000 |
0.04323 |
170 |
128 |
33 |
9 |
397 |
Excuse me for breaching. |
1.3000 |
0.04481 |
170 |
130 |
29 |
11 |
398 |
Told you things could get worse. |
1.3000 |
0.04403 |
170 |
129 |
31 |
10 |
399 |
Jonah's less-celebrated younger brother |
1.3000 |
0.04634 |
170 |
132 |
25 |
13 |
400 |
Your message in the bottle said you desperately wanted company... |
1.3000 |
0.04159 |
170 |
126 |
37 |
7 |
401 |
Fluke accident. |
1.3000 |
0.04558 |
170 |
131 |
27 |
12 |
402 |
Oops. My bad. |
1.3000 |
0.04481 |
170 |
130 |
29 |
11 |
403 |
There must be a better way to open a coconut. |
1.3000 |
0.04558 |
170 |
131 |
27 |
12 |
404 |
Can you hear me now? |
1.3000 |
0.04242 |
170 |
127 |
35 |
8 |
405 |
Pardon me, but does this island make me look fat? |
1.3000 |
0.04323 |
170 |
128 |
33 |
9 |
406 |
In the end, it turns out that that no man is an island. |
1.3000 |
0.04558 |
170 |
131 |
27 |
12 |
407 |
Well, this is embarrassing. I was the one who ran into your sailboat last month. |
1.3000 |
0.04242 |
170 |
127 |
35 |
8 |
408 |
On the bright side, at least you're not alone anymore. |
1.3000 |
0.04403 |
170 |
129 |
31 |
10 |
409 |
Thank you for your generous contribution to Greenpeace. |
1.3000 |
0.04323 |
170 |
128 |
33 |
9 |
410 |
Sorry. I used to be able to sail over this baby. |
1.3000 |
0.04558 |
170 |
131 |
27 |
12 |
411 |
Saw your SOS signal. How can I help you? |
1.3000 |
0.04403 |
170 |
129 |
31 |
10 |
412 |
I told you this swimsuit makes me look like a beached whale. |
1.3000 |
0.04925 |
170 |
136 |
17 |
17 |
413 |
Dear God, man, put your back into it. |
1.3000 |
0.04323 |
170 |
128 |
33 |
9 |
414 |
Saw your note in the bottle. Got here as fast as I could. Now what? |
1.3000 |
0.04323 |
170 |
128 |
33 |
9 |
415 |
Does this desert island make me look fat? |
1.3000 |
0.04782 |
170 |
134 |
21 |
15 |
416 |
Sorry. Thought this was deserted. |
1.3000 |
0.04558 |
170 |
131 |
27 |
12 |
417 |
Looks like you're gonna need an implant and a couple of crowns. |
1.3000 |
0.04634 |
170 |
132 |
25 |
13 |
418 |
I'll be off soon. I've got another pressing engagement. |
1.3000 |
0.04558 |
170 |
131 |
27 |
12 |
419 |
GPS is recalibrating. |
1.3000 |
0.04481 |
170 |
130 |
29 |
11 |
420 |
... So ... I guess what I'm really trying to say is ... I have a really big crush on you |
1.3000 |
0.04242 |
170 |
127 |
35 |
8 |
421 |
Glad you got my bottle. The message clearly stated Seeking Female though. |
1.2982 |
0.04535 |
171 |
132 |
27 |
12 |
422 |
Yeah, well, this one's for Moby. |
1.2982 |
0.04684 |
171 |
134 |
23 |
14 |
423 |
Can you scooch over a bit? |
1.2982 |
0.04381 |
171 |
130 |
31 |
10 |
424 |
Are you stranded too? |
1.2982 |
0.04535 |
171 |
132 |
27 |
12 |
425 |
You mean you weren't screaming "Kelp!"? |
1.2982 |
0.04610 |
171 |
133 |
25 |
13 |
426 |
What are the odds--my name's Willy too! |
1.2982 |
0.04459 |
171 |
131 |
29 |
11 |
427 |
Ooh, yeah, there. Scratch right there. |
1.2959 |
0.04567 |
169 |
131 |
26 |
12 |
428 |
Uber here .. |
1.2959 |
0.04567 |
169 |
131 |
26 |
12 |
429 |
This is the worst trust-building exercise ever. |
1.2959 |
0.04247 |
169 |
127 |
34 |
8 |
430 |
We'll always have high tide. |
1.2959 |
0.04567 |
169 |
131 |
26 |
12 |
431 |
One of us has got to go. |
1.2959 |
0.04247 |
169 |
127 |
34 |
8 |
432 |
Genie: you misunderstood… I said what would make my desert isle vacation complete was a nice, cold “ALE”! |
1.2959 |
0.04643 |
169 |
132 |
24 |
13 |
433 |
Be sure to tell me if I'm applying too much pressure. |
1.2959 |
0.04489 |
169 |
130 |
28 |
11 |
434 |
I'm sorry, but you were standing on a very rare Pokémon. |
1.2959 |
0.04410 |
169 |
129 |
30 |
10 |
435 |
High degree of difficulty and I stuck the landing! |
1.2959 |
0.04410 |
169 |
129 |
30 |
10 |
436 |
I asked you nicely not to call me a fish |
1.2959 |
0.04489 |
169 |
130 |
28 |
11 |
437 |
Geez, I'm sorry. Were you here first? |
1.2959 |
0.04410 |
169 |
129 |
30 |
10 |
438 |
Sorry, were you sitting there? |
1.2959 |
0.04410 |
169 |
129 |
30 |
10 |
439 |
We're going to make the island really great again. |
1.2959 |
0.04410 |
169 |
129 |
30 |
10 |
440 |
I mean, what were the odds? |
1.2959 |
0.04247 |
169 |
127 |
34 |
8 |
441 |
Damn Mapquest! |
1.2934 |
0.04439 |
167 |
128 |
29 |
10 |
442 |
There's a reason why my last name is Dick. |
1.2934 |
0.04357 |
167 |
127 |
31 |
9 |
443 |
Go ahead, Larry, call me "blubber butt" again. |
1.2934 |
0.04519 |
167 |
129 |
27 |
11 |
444 |
I've fallen and I can't get up. |
1.2934 |
0.04519 |
167 |
129 |
27 |
11 |
445 |
Oh what, now you prefer the crushing loneliness? |
1.2934 |
0.04273 |
167 |
126 |
33 |
8 |
446 |
Can you scoot over a little bit? |
1.2934 |
0.04519 |
167 |
129 |
27 |
11 |
447 |
Jonah, the irony of this situation is not lost on me. |
1.2934 |
0.04753 |
167 |
132 |
21 |
14 |
448 |
Beached, stranded, crushed ...does it really matter? |
1.2934 |
0.04439 |
167 |
128 |
29 |
10 |
449 |
On second thought, maybe you should be on top. |
1.2934 |
0.04439 |
167 |
128 |
29 |
10 |
450 |
Oh my God - I've grown legs! |
1.2934 |
0.04676 |
167 |
131 |
23 |
13 |
451 |
You just gonna lie there or are you gonna give me a push? |
1.2934 |
0.04357 |
167 |
127 |
31 |
9 |
452 |
you look like you needed a hug.... |
1.2934 |
0.04519 |
167 |
129 |
27 |
11 |
453 |
Small world, Ahab. |
1.2934 |
0.04357 |
167 |
127 |
31 |
9 |
454 |
No doubt about it, Gilligan. You were here first. |
1.2934 |
0.04188 |
167 |
125 |
35 |
7 |
455 |
On the other hand, you did get a lot more out of this whale watching trip than you expected! |
1.2934 |
0.04357 |
167 |
127 |
31 |
9 |
456 |
Hey, at least I stuck the landing. |
1.2934 |
0.04273 |
167 |
126 |
33 |
8 |
457 |
These layovers are a killer! |
1.2934 |
0.04101 |
167 |
124 |
37 |
6 |
458 |
Then write SOS, not Free Hugs. |
1.2934 |
0.04753 |
167 |
132 |
21 |
14 |
459 |
I think I prefer the loneliness. |
1.2934 |
0.04188 |
167 |
125 |
35 |
7 |
460 |
A snack & a toothpick... How thoughtful... |
1.2934 |
0.04828 |
167 |
133 |
19 |
15 |
461 |
Dang - I was sure I could clear it easily. |
1.2934 |
0.04273 |
167 |
126 |
33 |
8 |
462 |
Sorry, I still haven't gotten used to these new Chinese islands. |
1.2934 |
0.04519 |
167 |
129 |
27 |
11 |
463 |
Endangered species, my ass. |
1.2934 |
0.04439 |
167 |
128 |
29 |
10 |
464 |
I'm a rescue whale. |
1.2934 |
0.04599 |
167 |
130 |
25 |
12 |
465 |
I guess white whales _can't_ jump. |
1.2934 |
0.04439 |
167 |
128 |
29 |
10 |
466 |
Lance was beginning to regret that he had wished for company. |
1.2917 |
0.04167 |
168 |
126 |
35 |
7 |
467 |
Should I blow for help? |
1.2917 |
0.04251 |
168 |
127 |
33 |
8 |
468 |
Free Willie movie bloopers |
1.2917 |
0.04416 |
168 |
129 |
29 |
10 |
469 |
On tropical island. Having whale of a time. Love, Jonah |
1.2899 |
0.04472 |
169 |
131 |
27 |
11 |
470 |
Sorry -- I thought you were waving me over. |
1.2892 |
0.04362 |
166 |
127 |
30 |
9 |
471 |
Dang! I meant to breach, not beach. |
1.2892 |
0.04445 |
166 |
128 |
28 |
10 |
472 |
In the last Olympics, I made that jump. |
1.2892 |
0.04362 |
166 |
127 |
30 |
9 |
473 |
I'm sorry. This must be some kind of fluke. |
1.2892 |
0.04606 |
166 |
130 |
24 |
12 |
474 |
Damn Google Earth! |
1.2892 |
0.04606 |
166 |
130 |
24 |
12 |
475 |
Sorry. From a distance, it looked just like a female presenting. |
1.2892 |
0.04838 |
166 |
133 |
18 |
15 |
476 |
There is such a thing as too much sushi. |
1.2892 |
0.04191 |
166 |
125 |
34 |
7 |
477 |
So much for island hopping. |
1.2892 |
0.04278 |
166 |
126 |
32 |
8 |
478 |
What can I say? I'm a beached whale. It's what I do. |
1.2892 |
0.04527 |
166 |
129 |
26 |
11 |
479 |
I am big. It's the islands that got small. |
1.2892 |
0.04445 |
166 |
128 |
28 |
10 |
480 |
Are you saying 'kelp' or 'help'? |
1.2892 |
0.04191 |
166 |
125 |
34 |
7 |
481 |
I'm guessing you wished for the novel. |
1.2892 |
0.04445 |
166 |
128 |
28 |
10 |
482 |
It's now my island Gilligan. |
1.2892 |
0.04191 |
166 |
125 |
34 |
7 |
483 |
Does it look infected? |
1.2892 |
0.04103 |
166 |
124 |
36 |
6 |
484 |
Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ? |
1.2892 |
0.04838 |
166 |
133 |
18 |
15 |
485 |
So a whale walks into a sandbar... |
1.2892 |
0.04278 |
166 |
126 |
32 |
8 |
486 |
Call me a fish once, shame on you. Call me a fish twice... |
1.2892 |
0.04445 |
166 |
128 |
28 |
10 |
487 |
Get off my lawn. |
1.2892 |
0.04362 |
166 |
127 |
30 |
9 |
488 |
I DID yell cannonball! |
1.2892 |
0.04362 |
166 |
127 |
30 |
9 |
489 |
I'm just waiting for high tide |
1.2892 |
0.04527 |
166 |
129 |
26 |
11 |
490 |
Had enough, Ahab? |
1.2892 |
0.04606 |
166 |
130 |
24 |
12 |
491 |
Ahhh! That feels great. Now, a little to the left. |
1.2892 |
0.04103 |
166 |
124 |
36 |
6 |
492 |
Your ex-wife would find this ironic. |
1.2892 |
0.04445 |
166 |
128 |
28 |
10 |
493 |
I got your distress note in a bottle and got here as fast as I could. |
1.2892 |
0.04762 |
166 |
132 |
20 |
14 |
494 |
Give up, yet? |
1.2892 |
0.04685 |
166 |
131 |
22 |
13 |
495 |
Hey look - a rescue boat! What are the odds? |
1.2892 |
0.04362 |
166 |
127 |
30 |
9 |
496 |
Quick! Hide me! This Ahab guy is nuts! |
1.2892 |
0.04685 |
166 |
131 |
22 |
13 |
497 |
It appears cuddling is going to be a problem in our relationship. |
1.2892 |
0.04278 |
166 |
126 |
32 |
8 |
498 |
What a fluke! |
1.2892 |
0.04606 |
166 |
130 |
24 |
12 |
499 |
Darwin said this would be subtler. |
1.2892 |
0.04445 |
166 |
128 |
28 |
10 |
500 |
Have some compassion man! Push me back in! |
1.2892 |
0.04362 |
166 |
127 |
30 |
9 |
501 |
Or . . . would you rather be on top? |
1.2892 |
0.04606 |
166 |
130 |
24 |
12 |
502 |
You order an Uber? |
1.2892 |
0.04527 |
166 |
129 |
26 |
11 |
503 |
Sorry...I was looking for a Pokemon. |
1.2892 |
0.04527 |
166 |
129 |
26 |
11 |
504 |
Do you want me to leave? |
1.2892 |
0.04362 |
166 |
127 |
30 |
9 |
505 |
Whales Gone Wild: Spring Break 2016 |
1.2892 |
0.04762 |
166 |
132 |
20 |
14 |
506 |
The irony is that we invented GPS |
1.2882 |
0.04527 |
170 |
133 |
25 |
12 |
507 |
Sorry. I thought this island was deserted. |
1.2866 |
0.04798 |
164 |
131 |
19 |
14 |
508 |
Paper beats rock. |
1.2866 |
0.04391 |
164 |
126 |
29 |
9 |
509 |
So this is what happens when you put the lime in the coconut |
1.2866 |
0.04639 |
164 |
129 |
23 |
12 |
510 |
Not so endangered now, am I? |
1.2866 |
0.04475 |
164 |
127 |
27 |
10 |
511 |
While you're there, could you scratch my belly? |
1.2866 |
0.04558 |
164 |
128 |
25 |
11 |
512 |
Yeah, well, it's been a bad day for me too. |
1.2866 |
0.04304 |
164 |
125 |
31 |
8 |
513 |
Pardon my breach. |
1.2866 |
0.04639 |
164 |
129 |
23 |
12 |
514 |
Marco!.....Marco!!... |
1.2866 |
0.04558 |
164 |
128 |
25 |
11 |
515 |
OK. You pinned me. How about 2 out of 3? |
1.2866 |
0.04639 |
164 |
129 |
23 |
12 |
516 |
No,no . . . more to the left. |
1.2866 |
0.04558 |
164 |
128 |
25 |
11 |
517 |
Moby Dick finally finds Waldo. |
1.2866 |
0.04391 |
164 |
126 |
29 |
9 |
518 |
I'm thinking there might not be room on this island for the two of us. |
1.2866 |
0.04217 |
164 |
124 |
33 |
7 |
519 |
I love this cafe. The human is always good and they come with their own toothpicks |
1.2866 |
0.04391 |
164 |
126 |
29 |
9 |
520 |
Stop wailing! |
1.2866 |
0.04391 |
164 |
126 |
29 |
9 |
521 |
Love hurts. |
1.2866 |
0.04391 |
164 |
126 |
29 |
9 |
522 |
Man, I hate these speed bumps. |
1.2866 |
0.04391 |
164 |
126 |
29 |
9 |
523 |
Extreme whale watching |
1.2866 |
0.04391 |
164 |
126 |
29 |
9 |
524 |
At least you're in the shade. |
1.2866 |
0.04391 |
164 |
126 |
29 |
9 |
525 |
I was counting on the sea levels rising a little faster. |
1.2866 |
0.04127 |
164 |
123 |
35 |
6 |
526 |
And then he said I'm "smothering" him. Can you believe that? |
1.2866 |
0.04639 |
164 |
129 |
23 |
12 |
527 |
Can I call you back a little later, Mom? |
1.2866 |
0.04304 |
164 |
125 |
31 |
8 |
528 |
Next time can I be on top? |
1.2866 |
0.04639 |
164 |
129 |
23 |
12 |
529 |
Fluke landing |
1.2866 |
0.04475 |
164 |
127 |
27 |
10 |
530 |
When I said I would take along Moby Dick on a desert island, I meant the book. |
1.2866 |
0.04475 |
164 |
127 |
27 |
10 |
531 |
Of all the sand bars in all the seas in all the world... |
1.2866 |
0.04475 |
164 |
127 |
27 |
10 |
532 |
But my towel has been here since 6 AM |
1.2866 |
0.04391 |
164 |
126 |
29 |
9 |
533 |
Watch out! Shark! |
1.2866 |
0.04391 |
164 |
126 |
29 |
9 |
534 |
The whale call was surprisingly effective. |
1.2866 |
0.04719 |
164 |
130 |
21 |
13 |
535 |
I need a hug |
1.2866 |
0.04558 |
164 |
128 |
25 |
11 |
536 |
I was just following my GPS |
1.2866 |
0.04475 |
164 |
127 |
27 |
10 |
537 |
Thank goodness he wasn't endangered. |
1.2848 |
0.04451 |
165 |
128 |
27 |
10 |
538 |
This place has gotten so touristy. |
1.2848 |
0.04367 |
165 |
127 |
29 |
9 |
539 |
Sorry to barge in on you, but is this a PokéStop? |
1.2848 |
0.04614 |
165 |
130 |
23 |
12 |
540 |
Cut! Let's try it again. Do we have any stunt doubles left? |
1.2848 |
0.04614 |
165 |
130 |
23 |
12 |
541 |
Full disclosure, I may have lied about being an Orca on my profile. |
1.2822 |
0.04309 |
163 |
125 |
30 |
8 |
542 |
I booked this island MONTHS ago. |
1.2822 |
0.04036 |
163 |
122 |
36 |
5 |
543 |
I do wish you would greet me a bit less enthusiastically. |
1.2822 |
0.04481 |
163 |
127 |
26 |
10 |
544 |
It worked in Sea World. |
1.2822 |
0.04396 |
163 |
126 |
28 |
9 |
545 |
So much for sonar. |
1.2822 |
0.04396 |
163 |
126 |
28 |
9 |
546 |
I should have used Google Maps. |
1.2822 |
0.04728 |
163 |
130 |
20 |
13 |
547 |
Well, *this* is a lose-lose situation. |
1.2822 |
0.04481 |
163 |
127 |
26 |
10 |
548 |
Speak up, you're sounding muffled. |
1.2822 |
0.04565 |
163 |
128 |
24 |
11 |
549 |
...must be hump day... |
1.2822 |
0.04807 |
163 |
131 |
18 |
14 |
550 |
Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse. |
1.2822 |
0.04565 |
163 |
128 |
24 |
11 |
551 |
I'm one of the whales they saved. |
1.2822 |
0.04481 |
163 |
127 |
26 |
10 |
552 |
So I'm thinking that was probably our last Frisbee game. |
1.2822 |
0.04565 |
163 |
128 |
24 |
11 |
553 |
But I stuck the landing. |
1.2822 |
0.04036 |
163 |
122 |
36 |
5 |
554 |
I hope they don't send me back to Sea World for this. |
1.2822 |
0.04396 |
163 |
126 |
28 |
9 |
555 |
I think one of us should get back in the water. |
1.2822 |
0.04481 |
163 |
127 |
26 |
10 |
556 |
Is it always this crowded? I feel like we're on top of each other. |
1.2822 |
0.04565 |
163 |
128 |
24 |
11 |
557 |
Sorry, is this a private beach? |
1.2822 |
0.04309 |
163 |
125 |
30 |
8 |
558 |
No, you can call ME Ishmael! |
1.2822 |
0.04807 |
163 |
131 |
18 |
14 |
559 |
Tell that idiot genie my wish was for MAIL! |
1.2822 |
0.04565 |
163 |
128 |
24 |
11 |
560 |
Happy Hump Day |
1.2822 |
0.04481 |
163 |
127 |
26 |
10 |
561 |
Just scratch my belly for thirty seconds and I promise I'll get off. |
1.2822 |
0.04481 |
163 |
127 |
26 |
10 |
562 |
EVERY man is an island. |
1.2822 |
0.04481 |
163 |
127 |
26 |
10 |
563 |
This relationship is smothering me. |
1.2822 |
0.04481 |
163 |
127 |
26 |
10 |
564 |
You can be honest, am I to heavy to be on top. |
1.2822 |
0.04807 |
163 |
131 |
18 |
14 |
565 |
If it's any consolation to you, Ahab, Queequeg got away and they named a coffee cafe chain after Starbuck. |
1.2814 |
0.04485 |
167 |
131 |
25 |
11 |
566 |
I heard you saying the loneliness was the worst part of being stranded. |
1.2795 |
0.04596 |
161 |
127 |
23 |
11 |
567 |
Well...You're a couple of liters low on your oil...and you could stand to loose another ton of blubber. |
1.2795 |
0.04596 |
161 |
127 |
23 |
11 |
568 |
OK. OK. I believe in climate change. Now will you get off me? |
1.2795 |
0.04153 |
161 |
122 |
33 |
6 |
569 |
Are you endangered? |
1.2795 |
0.04424 |
161 |
125 |
27 |
9 |
570 |
It had a high Degree of Difficulty. |
1.2795 |
0.04424 |
161 |
125 |
27 |
9 |
571 |
Thanks a lot, Greenpeace. |
1.2795 |
0.04336 |
161 |
124 |
29 |
8 |
572 |
Strand here often? |
1.2795 |
0.04596 |
161 |
127 |
23 |
11 |
573 |
That's for calling me Shamu. |
1.2795 |
0.04336 |
161 |
124 |
29 |
8 |
574 |
a whaled beach. |
1.2795 |
0.04843 |
161 |
130 |
17 |
14 |
575 |
I'm a mammal. You're a mammal. Let's make the most of this. |
1.2795 |
0.04336 |
161 |
124 |
29 |
8 |
576 |
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? |
1.2795 |
0.04424 |
161 |
125 |
27 |
9 |
577 |
I guess this is what Airbnb means by a "Shared room" |
1.2795 |
0.04424 |
161 |
125 |
27 |
9 |
578 |
That's our show, folks. We'll be here again tomorrow, 10, 2 and 4. Remember to visit the gift shop. |
1.2795 |
0.04336 |
161 |
124 |
29 |
8 |
579 |
Enough of Twister, let's just stick with Tic-Tac-Toe. |
1.2795 |
0.04511 |
161 |
126 |
25 |
10 |
580 |
The itch is just a little more to the right. |
1.2795 |
0.04424 |
161 |
125 |
27 |
9 |
581 |
Don't be a Dick, Moby! Find your own island. |
1.2795 |
0.04596 |
161 |
127 |
23 |
11 |
582 |
Yeah, now you know why they call me Dick. |
1.2795 |
0.04843 |
161 |
130 |
17 |
14 |
583 |
Say uncle! Say it! |
1.2795 |
0.04245 |
161 |
123 |
31 |
7 |
584 |
Your look different than your profile photo |
1.2795 |
0.04596 |
161 |
127 |
23 |
11 |
585 |
I was texting while breaching. |
1.2795 |
0.04596 |
161 |
127 |
23 |
11 |
586 |
Hey Moby, you're crushing my dick. |
1.2795 |
0.04923 |
161 |
131 |
15 |
15 |
587 |
"The sign clearly says "Private Beach"! |
1.2795 |
0.04336 |
161 |
124 |
29 |
8 |
588 |
Looks like you're down a quart of sperm oil Moby. |
1.2795 |
0.04680 |
161 |
128 |
21 |
12 |
589 |
Moby. What's yours? |
1.2795 |
0.04336 |
161 |
124 |
29 |
8 |
590 |
I could swear there was someone on this island. |
1.2795 |
0.04153 |
161 |
122 |
33 |
6 |
591 |
Size matters. |
1.2795 |
0.04596 |
161 |
127 |
23 |
11 |
592 |
I just wanted a hug. |
1.2795 |
0.04336 |
161 |
124 |
29 |
8 |
593 |
Many years after being free, Willy, getting on in his age, was no longer able to perform the trick that made him famous. |
1.2795 |
0.04511 |
161 |
126 |
25 |
10 |
594 |
Yet another inconvenient truth. |
1.2778 |
0.04487 |
162 |
127 |
25 |
10 |
595 |
Sorry, I thought you were someone else. |
1.2761 |
0.04462 |
163 |
128 |
25 |
10 |
596 |
I, too, find dry land suffocating. |
1.2750 |
0.04517 |
160 |
126 |
24 |
10 |
597 |
My pod voted me ON the island. |
1.2750 |
0.04429 |
160 |
125 |
26 |
9 |
598 |
So sorry. I mistook this island for a female. |
1.2750 |
0.04517 |
160 |
126 |
24 |
10 |
599 |
Sorry, meant to breach, not beach |
1.2750 |
0.04429 |
160 |
125 |
26 |
9 |
600 |
I told China this was my island. |
1.2750 |
0.04771 |
160 |
129 |
18 |
13 |
601 |
Of all the beaches in all the world.... |
1.2750 |
0.04429 |
160 |
125 |
26 |
9 |
602 |
You're it, little buddy! |
1.2750 |
0.04517 |
160 |
126 |
24 |
10 |
603 |
Sorry, my bad. |
1.2750 |
0.04429 |
160 |
125 |
26 |
9 |
604 |
If you were wishing for the actual book, you should have been more specific. |
1.2750 |
0.04429 |
160 |
125 |
26 |
9 |
605 |
Would you prefer to be on top? |
1.2750 |
0.04429 |
160 |
125 |
26 |
9 |
606 |
Ishmael, Squishmael |
1.2750 |
0.04429 |
160 |
125 |
26 |
9 |
607 |
Gilligan's Island: Alternate Ending |
1.2750 |
0.04339 |
160 |
124 |
28 |
8 |
608 |
Sorry, bud. My chute wouldn't open. |
1.2750 |
0.04603 |
160 |
127 |
22 |
11 |
609 |
Nice whale-call, jerk face. |
1.2750 |
0.04771 |
160 |
129 |
18 |
13 |
610 |
Beached Front Property |
1.2750 |
0.04603 |
160 |
127 |
22 |
11 |
611 |
Your fishing buddies are never gonna believe this one. |
1.2733 |
0.04132 |
161 |
123 |
32 |
6 |
612 |
You're it! Dan? |
1.2733 |
0.04316 |
161 |
125 |
28 |
8 |
613 |
You should have built a wall. |
1.2733 |
0.04661 |
161 |
129 |
20 |
12 |
614 |
Watch the hands, mister! |
1.2733 |
0.03939 |
161 |
121 |
36 |
4 |
615 |
God said that you were supposed to SWALLOW me. |
1.2733 |
0.04405 |
161 |
126 |
26 |
9 |
616 |
Be honest. Does this island make me look fat? |
1.2722 |
0.04367 |
158 |
123 |
27 |
8 |
617 |
Sorry about the tree. |
1.2722 |
0.04721 |
158 |
127 |
19 |
12 |
618 |
You had me at "Thar!" |
1.2722 |
0.04367 |
158 |
123 |
27 |
8 |
619 |
It's okay, this is still less pressure than at home. |
1.2722 |
0.04806 |
158 |
128 |
17 |
13 |
620 |
Moby, you dick! |
1.2722 |
0.04971 |
158 |
130 |
13 |
15 |
621 |
I guess the genie's never heard of Wales, either. |
1.2722 |
0.04547 |
158 |
125 |
23 |
10 |
622 |
The moment Herman Melville's writer's block ended. |
1.2722 |
0.04458 |
158 |
124 |
25 |
9 |
623 |
Of all the islands, in all the oceans, in all the world... |
1.2722 |
0.04367 |
158 |
123 |
27 |
8 |
624 |
In my defense, this island came out of nowhere. |
1.2722 |
0.04080 |
158 |
120 |
33 |
5 |
625 |
Just my luck; I finally catch a fish, and now I can't light a fire. |
1.2722 |
0.04547 |
158 |
125 |
23 |
10 |
626 |
This vacation spot looked bigger in the pictures. |
1.2722 |
0.04367 |
158 |
123 |
27 |
8 |
627 |
Fins look fine, but you could use an oil change. |
1.2722 |
0.04547 |
158 |
125 |
23 |
10 |
628 |
In retrospect, maybe *you* should have climbed the tree for a better view. |
1.2722 |
0.04547 |
158 |
125 |
23 |
10 |
629 |
Hey... I think I found Waldo. |
1.2722 |
0.04080 |
158 |
120 |
33 |
5 |
630 |
Did someone here request an Uber? |
1.2722 |
0.04547 |
158 |
125 |
23 |
10 |
631 |
You looked like you might need a hug. |
1.2722 |
0.04547 |
158 |
125 |
23 |
10 |
632 |
Uh, yup. Looks like a cavity to me. |
1.2722 |
0.04367 |
158 |
123 |
27 |
8 |
633 |
The two of us can't be on the hammock at the same time. |
1.2722 |
0.04806 |
158 |
128 |
17 |
13 |
634 |
But you swore you'd still love me even if one day I turned into a big fat whale. |
1.2722 |
0.04806 |
158 |
128 |
17 |
13 |
635 |
Would you like to be on top? |
1.2722 |
0.04367 |
158 |
123 |
27 |
8 |
636 |
Did I stick the landing? |
1.2722 |
0.04367 |
158 |
123 |
27 |
8 |
637 |
Moby's quest for the great white male ends. |
1.2722 |
0.04721 |
158 |
127 |
19 |
12 |
638 |
I think we should try bunk beds. |
1.2722 |
0.04547 |
158 |
125 |
23 |
10 |
639 |
Sorry, just ate. Get comfortable. I can’t go back in for at least an hour. |
1.2722 |
0.04273 |
158 |
122 |
29 |
7 |
640 |
I'm from the government, and I'm here to help. |
1.2722 |
0.04721 |
158 |
127 |
19 |
12 |
641 |
Agreed, no more stupid pet tricks |
1.2722 |
0.03980 |
158 |
119 |
35 |
4 |
642 |
Are you saying this relationship is too much for you? |
1.2722 |
0.04635 |
158 |
126 |
21 |
11 |
643 |
Yep,you're leakin'oil. |
1.2722 |
0.04721 |
158 |
127 |
19 |
12 |
644 |
Of all the desert islands in all oceans in all the world, you had to breach into mine. |
1.2722 |
0.04547 |
158 |
125 |
23 |
10 |
645 |
Whadya mean, "Go, hump someone your own size." |
1.2722 |
0.04547 |
158 |
125 |
23 |
10 |
646 |
Just a bit more toward my left pectoral fin . . . that's it, keep scratching! |
1.2722 |
0.04178 |
158 |
121 |
31 |
6 |
647 |
Sorry, I thought a hug would help. |
1.2722 |
0.04458 |
158 |
124 |
25 |
9 |
648 |
I'm getting too big for my breaches. |
1.2722 |
0.04547 |
158 |
125 |
23 |
10 |
649 |
I see what's wrong, but I have to order the part. |
1.2722 |
0.04721 |
158 |
127 |
19 |
12 |
650 |
Are you Jeremy? I'm your Uber. |
1.2722 |
0.04547 |
158 |
125 |
23 |
10 |
651 |
I know, I'm heavier than I look. |
1.2722 |
0.04458 |
158 |
124 |
25 |
9 |
652 |
Your island looked much larger in the brochure. |
1.2722 |
0.04367 |
158 |
123 |
27 |
8 |
653 |
Sorry, I was using Pokemon Go. |
1.2722 |
0.04721 |
158 |
127 |
19 |
12 |
654 |
Your Sperm Count is now up to one. |
1.2722 |
0.04367 |
158 |
123 |
27 |
8 |
655 |
It's nothing personal just symbolic literary stuff. |
1.2722 |
0.04547 |
158 |
125 |
23 |
10 |
656 |
Please stop blubbering all over me! |
1.2722 |
0.04367 |
158 |
123 |
27 |
8 |
657 |
They say vacation sex is better, but I'm not feeling it. |
1.2722 |
0.04458 |
158 |
124 |
25 |
9 |
658 |
That feels really good, now just a little up and to the right. |
1.2722 |
0.04367 |
158 |
123 |
27 |
8 |
659 |
This is nothing like the brochure! |
1.2722 |
0.04458 |
158 |
124 |
25 |
9 |
660 |
Moby... Get off! You're being a dick. |
1.2722 |
0.04721 |
158 |
127 |
19 |
12 |
661 |
Well, it was a retirement fantasy of mine, too . . . |
1.2722 |
0.04273 |
158 |
122 |
29 |
7 |
662 |
Lower. Yeah, right there. |
1.2722 |
0.04971 |
158 |
130 |
13 |
15 |
663 |
Who do you think is easier to spot from the sky? |
1.2722 |
0.04367 |
158 |
123 |
27 |
8 |
664 |
Call me Squished Male. |
1.2722 |
0.04806 |
158 |
128 |
17 |
13 |
665 |
And here I thought being stranded on a desert island was the worst it could get. |
1.2704 |
0.04522 |
159 |
126 |
23 |
10 |
666 |
'Now I'll never get the Sea World job' |
1.2692 |
0.04579 |
156 |
124 |
22 |
10 |
667 |
Good boy, now roll over... |
1.2692 |
0.04299 |
156 |
121 |
28 |
7 |
668 |
OK, tag doesn't work. How about hide and seek? |
1.2692 |
0.04102 |
156 |
119 |
32 |
5 |
669 |
Of all the islands in all the world, he beaches on mine. |
1.2692 |
0.04668 |
156 |
125 |
20 |
11 |
670 |
Jonah, we really don't have to do this. |
1.2692 |
0.04487 |
156 |
123 |
24 |
9 |
671 |
Rock, Palm, Whale...I win. |
1.2692 |
0.04842 |
156 |
127 |
16 |
13 |
672 |
The French version of "Free Willy" has a very different ending. |
1.2692 |
0.04579 |
156 |
124 |
22 |
10 |
673 |
Apparently you're right, this island's not big enough for the two of us. |
1.2692 |
0.04299 |
156 |
121 |
28 |
7 |
674 |
Melville's fieldwork did not begin as planned... |
1.2692 |
0.04668 |
156 |
125 |
20 |
11 |
675 |
OK OK! So I really don't know what a fish out of water feels like. |
1.2692 |
0.04102 |
156 |
119 |
32 |
5 |
676 |
You win, I couldn't jump over the palm. |
1.2692 |
0.04000 |
156 |
118 |
34 |
4 |
677 |
No one will ever believe you. |
1.2692 |
0.04202 |
156 |
120 |
30 |
6 |
678 |
Remember me, Ishmael? |
1.2692 |
0.04579 |
156 |
124 |
22 |
10 |
679 |
Of all the islands, in all the oceans, in all the world, she swims onto mine. |
1.2692 |
0.04487 |
156 |
123 |
24 |
9 |
680 |
I am on my side. |
1.2692 |
0.04299 |
156 |
121 |
28 |
7 |
681 |
No, you call me Ishmail. |
1.2692 |
0.04842 |
156 |
127 |
16 |
13 |
682 |
'You just don't get the concept of sharing atoll.' |
1.2692 |
0.04394 |
156 |
122 |
26 |
8 |
683 |
Maybe island hopping isn't for me. |
1.2692 |
0.04299 |
156 |
121 |
28 |
7 |
684 |
It's just for a few days.. Til I get back on my fins.. |
1.2692 |
0.04668 |
156 |
125 |
20 |
11 |
685 |
Little did he know that being marooned on a desert island would be the least of his problems. |
1.2692 |
0.04487 |
156 |
123 |
24 |
9 |
686 |
"So this ginormous wave beaches me on this tiny island...Hey, you still listening? |
1.2692 |
0.04487 |
156 |
123 |
24 |
9 |
687 |
This layover is killing me |
1.2692 |
0.04579 |
156 |
124 |
22 |
10 |
688 |
In all fairness, the ad did promise a whale of a time. |
1.2692 |
0.04299 |
156 |
121 |
28 |
7 |
689 |
It's Moby RICHARD and that's the last time you are going to call me that! |
1.2692 |
0.04756 |
156 |
126 |
18 |
12 |
690 |
It looks like your flipper's damaged and your baleen's clogged. |
1.2692 |
0.04394 |
156 |
122 |
26 |
8 |
691 |
Amazon Prime delivery ! |
1.2692 |
0.04394 |
156 |
122 |
26 |
8 |
692 |
I'm not throwing you back. |
1.2692 |
0.04299 |
156 |
121 |
28 |
7 |
693 |
Look, next time they ask what you want on a desert island, specify that you meant the book and not the whale. This is no fun for me either. |
1.2692 |
0.04756 |
156 |
126 |
18 |
12 |
694 |
I hate it when you lie on the beach and there's a little rock right beneath you. |
1.2692 |
0.04299 |
156 |
121 |
28 |
7 |
695 |
A little lower... |
1.2692 |
0.04579 |
156 |
124 |
22 |
10 |
696 |
The Save the Whales people aren't going to like this. |
1.2692 |
0.04202 |
156 |
120 |
30 |
6 |
697 |
You can swim, but you can't hide, Ishmael! |
1.2692 |
0.04394 |
156 |
122 |
26 |
8 |
698 |
I feel like a fish out of water. |
1.2692 |
0.04487 |
156 |
123 |
24 |
9 |
699 |
Noooooo...........God, I wanted a well! |
1.2692 |
0.04842 |
156 |
127 |
16 |
13 |
700 |
Boy, island hopping IS fun. |
1.2692 |
0.04202 |
156 |
120 |
30 |
6 |
701 |
Size DOES matter! |
1.2692 |
0.04394 |
156 |
122 |
26 |
8 |
702 |
Well I jumped the shark. |
1.2692 |
0.04487 |
156 |
123 |
24 |
9 |
703 |
Aaargh ! Oh, God, why the hell did I download that whale mating call ringtone onto my mobile ? |
1.2692 |
0.04579 |
156 |
124 |
22 |
10 |
704 |
Who's the Moby Dick now? |
1.2692 |
0.04842 |
156 |
127 |
16 |
13 |
705 |
...You wanted to watch whales...WATCH THIS !! |
1.2692 |
0.04394 |
156 |
122 |
26 |
8 |
706 |
Crushed it! |
1.2692 |
0.04299 |
156 |
121 |
28 |
7 |
707 |
OK, that should do it." "Come back Thursday and I will install the crown. |
1.2692 |
0.04668 |
156 |
125 |
20 |
11 |
708 |
No man is an island. |
1.2692 |
0.04299 |
156 |
121 |
28 |
7 |
709 |
What would Jonah do? |
1.2692 |
0.04487 |
156 |
123 |
24 |
9 |
710 |
The alternate ending to Cast Away. |
1.2692 |
0.04394 |
156 |
122 |
26 |
8 |
711 |
I didn’t think I was a killer whale. |
1.2692 |
0.04299 |
156 |
121 |
28 |
7 |
712 |
This is for SeaWorld. |
1.2692 |
0.04756 |
156 |
126 |
18 |
12 |
713 |
You kept waving so here I am! |
1.2692 |
0.04487 |
156 |
123 |
24 |
9 |
714 |
Really, what were the chances of this happening? |
1.2692 |
0.04487 |
156 |
123 |
24 |
9 |
715 |
Not until you apologize for calling my mother a cow. |
1.2692 |
0.04668 |
156 |
125 |
20 |
11 |
716 |
Damn GPS! |
1.2692 |
0.04579 |
156 |
124 |
22 |
10 |
717 |
It's not you, it's me. |
1.2692 |
0.04668 |
156 |
125 |
20 |
11 |
718 |
Good, boy, good, boy. Now, roll over! |
1.2692 |
0.04668 |
156 |
125 |
20 |
11 |
719 |
Quick, irony or coincidence? |
1.2692 |
0.04756 |
156 |
126 |
18 |
12 |
720 |
Now who's blubbering?! |
1.2692 |
0.04299 |
156 |
121 |
28 |
7 |
721 |
That was some storm last night! |
1.2692 |
0.04000 |
156 |
118 |
34 |
4 |
722 |
Sorry, I saw the SeaWorld t-shirt and panicked |
1.2692 |
0.04299 |
156 |
121 |
28 |
7 |
723 |
Sorry, I didn't see you atoll. |
1.2692 |
0.04668 |
156 |
125 |
20 |
11 |
724 |
We're going to need a bigger boat. |
1.2692 |
0.04668 |
156 |
125 |
20 |
11 |
725 |
Wait, you haven't even heard me sing. |
1.2692 |
0.04394 |
156 |
122 |
26 |
8 |
726 |
Tell me again: Who gave dominion to whom, and over what? |
1.2692 |
0.04579 |
156 |
124 |
22 |
10 |
727 |
What doesn't kill you...oh, never mind. |
1.2692 |
0.04299 |
156 |
121 |
28 |
7 |
728 |
Don't you hate it when a resort overbooks? |
1.2692 |
0.04202 |
156 |
120 |
30 |
6 |
729 |
Of all the islands, in all the oceans, you have to pick this one. |
1.2692 |
0.04487 |
156 |
123 |
24 |
9 |
730 |
Could've sworn you yelled 'Kelp!' |
1.2692 |
0.04579 |
156 |
124 |
22 |
10 |
731 |
No, I wished for a "well". |
1.2692 |
0.04579 |
156 |
124 |
22 |
10 |
732 |
A little higher. A little higher. That's it. |
1.2692 |
0.04000 |
156 |
118 |
34 |
4 |
733 |
It worked much better back at Sea World. |
1.2692 |
0.04202 |
156 |
120 |
30 |
6 |
734 |
Sorry. It always worked in practice. |
1.2692 |
0.04000 |
156 |
118 |
34 |
4 |
735 |
I mean that ship was coming straight at me! So, yes, I swerved to avoid it. |
1.2692 |
0.04299 |
156 |
121 |
28 |
7 |
736 |
Wb buu plb et uff ub mu!!! |
1.2675 |
0.04729 |
157 |
127 |
18 |
12 |
737 |
Next time, you on top. |
1.2675 |
0.04553 |
157 |
125 |
22 |
10 |
738 |
You know I used to be a land mammal too. |
1.2675 |
0.04179 |
157 |
121 |
30 |
6 |
739 |
I was making a distress call. Not a mating call! |
1.2675 |
0.04553 |
157 |
125 |
22 |
10 |
740 |
I'm lonely too but I think we should keep things platonic. |
1.2645 |
0.04397 |
155 |
122 |
25 |
8 |
741 |
What do you mean, you were here first? |
1.2645 |
0.04397 |
155 |
122 |
25 |
8 |
742 |
Would you mind giving me a push? |
1.2645 |
0.04102 |
155 |
119 |
31 |
5 |
743 |
Frank was always under pressure...even on vacation. |
1.2645 |
0.04397 |
155 |
122 |
25 |
8 |
744 |
My sonar's been a bit off since mating season started. |
1.2645 |
0.04492 |
155 |
123 |
23 |
9 |
745 |
Generally speaking, the hard part of "catch and release" is catch. |
1.2645 |
0.04492 |
155 |
123 |
23 |
9 |
746 |
I guess they were right when they said no man is an island. |
1.2645 |
0.04301 |
155 |
121 |
27 |
7 |
747 |
Nooooo! I said "MAIL. I wish I'd get MAIL." |
1.2645 |
0.04202 |
155 |
120 |
29 |
6 |
748 |
You try swimming for 50 years without a rest" |
1.2645 |
0.04492 |
155 |
123 |
23 |
9 |
749 |
I thought you were screaming, "Kelp!" |
1.2645 |
0.04301 |
155 |
121 |
27 |
7 |
750 |
sorry i thought i had the isle seat |
1.2645 |
0.04492 |
155 |
123 |
23 |
9 |
751 |
I told you, no man is an island. |
1.2645 |
0.04584 |
155 |
124 |
21 |
10 |
752 |
Okay, Okay! I'm sorry I was texting while swimming. |
1.2645 |
0.04202 |
155 |
120 |
29 |
6 |
753 |
You called for an uber? |
1.2645 |
0.04202 |
155 |
120 |
29 |
6 |
754 |
Just think, what are the odds? |
1.2645 |
0.04301 |
155 |
121 |
27 |
7 |
755 |
Of all the deserted islands in all the towns in all the world, you land on mine |
1.2645 |
0.04202 |
155 |
120 |
29 |
6 |
756 |
I don't think this island is big enough for both of us |
1.2645 |
0.04397 |
155 |
122 |
25 |
8 |
757 |
No worries, I'm not a sperm whale. |
1.2645 |
0.04763 |
155 |
126 |
17 |
12 |
758 |
Just as I suspected. You're down two quarts. |
1.2645 |
0.04492 |
155 |
123 |
23 |
9 |
759 |
Perhaps CPR wasn't the best idea. |
1.2645 |
0.04202 |
155 |
120 |
29 |
6 |
760 |
I saw it first. |
1.2645 |
0.04301 |
155 |
121 |
27 |
7 |
761 |
I hope he didn't work for Greenpeace. |
1.2645 |
0.04301 |
155 |
121 |
27 |
7 |
762 |
I'm here on a fluke. |
1.2645 |
0.04763 |
155 |
126 |
17 |
12 |
763 |
I sensed you needed a hug. |
1.2645 |
0.04492 |
155 |
123 |
23 |
9 |
764 |
Ok, I take it back. You don't look like a beached whale. |
1.2645 |
0.04301 |
155 |
121 |
27 |
7 |
765 |
You think you have problems? I'm the one who's beached here! |
1.2645 |
0.04301 |
155 |
121 |
27 |
7 |
766 |
What could be worse than being stranded on a beach? |
1.2645 |
0.04397 |
155 |
122 |
25 |
8 |
767 |
Thanks for fitting me in. I had the Ahab dream again. |
1.2645 |
0.04674 |
155 |
125 |
19 |
11 |
768 |
You OK Jonah? |
1.2645 |
0.04492 |
155 |
123 |
23 |
9 |
769 |
Could you move your palm just a little to the left? |
1.2645 |
0.04674 |
155 |
125 |
19 |
11 |
770 |
The good news is I'm actually Moby Bob and I'm vegan. |
1.2645 |
0.04492 |
155 |
123 |
23 |
9 |
771 |
Hi Mom, its Jonah, I only have a minute before we go back under and lose cell phone service... |
1.2645 |
0.04763 |
155 |
126 |
17 |
12 |
772 |
Hi! Found your note in a bottle. |
1.2645 |
0.04301 |
155 |
121 |
27 |
7 |
773 |
Imagine: the best fish story ever falls into your lap and you have no way to tweet about it. |
1.2628 |
0.04372 |
156 |
123 |
25 |
8 |
774 |
Of all the islands in all the world you had to pick this one. |
1.2628 |
0.04647 |
156 |
126 |
19 |
11 |
775 |
I'm having a bad day, too. |
1.2628 |
0.04079 |
156 |
120 |
31 |
5 |
776 |
First chest compressions, then mouth to mouth. |
1.2614 |
0.04521 |
153 |
122 |
22 |
9 |
777 |
So is Ishmael a family name? |
1.2614 |
0.04226 |
153 |
119 |
28 |
6 |
778 |
Oh, did you want to be on top? |
1.2614 |
0.04521 |
153 |
122 |
22 |
9 |
779 |
There goes the neighbor. |
1.2614 |
0.04327 |
153 |
120 |
26 |
7 |
780 |
My place next time? |
1.2614 |
0.04425 |
153 |
121 |
24 |
8 |
781 |
Ishmael! Well I'll be damned! |
1.2614 |
0.04521 |
153 |
122 |
22 |
9 |
782 |
This is bad for me too, you know. |
1.2614 |
0.04327 |
153 |
120 |
26 |
7 |
783 |
I wasn't waving at you! |
1.2614 |
0.04425 |
153 |
121 |
24 |
8 |
784 |
Of all the islands, in all the oceans in all the world, she beached onto mine |
1.2614 |
0.04616 |
153 |
123 |
20 |
10 |
785 |
O.K.! You don't have to call me Ishmael. |
1.2614 |
0.04226 |
153 |
119 |
28 |
6 |
786 |
Next time, it'll be the loan shark. And he uses his teeth. |
1.2614 |
0.04616 |
153 |
123 |
20 |
10 |
787 |
You'll receive an email from the resort staff asking you to evaluate me. Can I count on you to give me a 5? |
1.2614 |
0.04521 |
153 |
122 |
22 |
9 |
788 |
Did you miss me too, Jonah? |
1.2614 |
0.04521 |
153 |
122 |
22 |
9 |
789 |
It's funny, my ex also said I was a crushing disappointment |
1.2614 |
0.04521 |
153 |
122 |
22 |
9 |
790 |
The real estate agent advertised this island as deserted. |
1.2614 |
0.04521 |
153 |
122 |
22 |
9 |
791 |
On second thought, you get on my back. |
1.2614 |
0.04521 |
153 |
122 |
22 |
9 |
792 |
I was lonely, too. |
1.2614 |
0.04226 |
153 |
119 |
28 |
6 |
793 |
Free Willy made it look so easy. |
1.2614 |
0.04123 |
153 |
118 |
30 |
5 |
794 |
Beware of what you fish for. |
1.2614 |
0.04708 |
153 |
124 |
18 |
11 |
795 |
For future reference, it's not "blubber", it's muscle. |
1.2614 |
0.04018 |
153 |
117 |
32 |
4 |
796 |
I guess it wasn't a mirage |
1.2614 |
0.04425 |
153 |
121 |
24 |
8 |
797 |
Look- it's a ship! You're saved! |
1.2614 |
0.04327 |
153 |
120 |
26 |
7 |
798 |
Beach access is members-only. |
1.2614 |
0.04123 |
153 |
118 |
30 |
5 |
799 |
So if you were stranded on a desert island with just one mammal, which one would you choose? |
1.2614 |
0.04226 |
153 |
119 |
28 |
6 |
800 |
Darn... Free Willy made it look so easy... |
1.2614 |
0.04327 |
153 |
120 |
26 |
7 |
801 |
Who's the beach now? |
1.2614 |
0.04887 |
153 |
126 |
14 |
13 |
802 |
You're mumbling again. |
1.2614 |
0.04226 |
153 |
119 |
28 |
6 |
803 |
You looked like you could use a hug. |
1.2614 |
0.04521 |
153 |
122 |
22 |
9 |
804 |
Sorry, I was on cruise control. |
1.2614 |
0.04425 |
153 |
121 |
24 |
8 |
805 |
Ahhh, that's the spot. |
1.2614 |
0.04018 |
153 |
117 |
32 |
4 |
806 |
Statistically at least, you made it into a far more esoteric group than 'death by falling coconut'. |
1.2614 |
0.04616 |
153 |
123 |
20 |
10 |
807 |
It's mine now Gilligan ! |
1.2614 |
0.04327 |
153 |
120 |
26 |
7 |
808 |
Gonna need a bigger island! |
1.2597 |
0.04400 |
154 |
122 |
24 |
8 |
809 |
Am I too over the top? |
1.2597 |
0.04495 |
154 |
123 |
22 |
9 |
810 |
What? You've never heard of a whaled beach? |
1.2597 |
0.04495 |
154 |
123 |
22 |
9 |
811 |
I started off as a land mammal, you know. |
1.2597 |
0.04202 |
154 |
120 |
28 |
6 |
812 |
No man is an island but he can be dinner |
1.2597 |
0.04770 |
154 |
126 |
16 |
12 |
813 |
Sorry. It looked so much bigger in the brochure. |
1.2581 |
0.04374 |
155 |
123 |
24 |
8 |
814 |
Maybe we should have gone back to my place. |
1.2566 |
0.04525 |
152 |
122 |
21 |
9 |
815 |
The itch is a little over to the left. |
1.2566 |
0.04328 |
152 |
120 |
25 |
7 |
816 |
So this is crushing loneliness. |
1.2566 |
0.04428 |
152 |
121 |
23 |
8 |
817 |
I know -- yuuge! A lot of people tell me that. |
1.2566 |
0.04226 |
152 |
119 |
27 |
6 |
818 |
You can run but you can't hide, Ishmael. |
1.2566 |
0.04015 |
152 |
117 |
31 |
4 |
819 |
Who says no whale is an island? |
1.2566 |
0.04525 |
152 |
122 |
21 |
9 |
820 |
When I prayed not to die of thirst and starvation, I should have been more specific. |
1.2566 |
0.04328 |
152 |
120 |
25 |
7 |
821 |
Say, "Uncle". |
1.2566 |
0.04226 |
152 |
119 |
27 |
6 |
822 |
Am I early? |
1.2566 |
0.04428 |
152 |
121 |
23 |
8 |
823 |
Of all the islands in all the oceans in the world I had to breach this one. |
1.2566 |
0.04226 |
152 |
119 |
27 |
6 |
824 |
I guess you're right. Whales can't climb trees. |
1.2566 |
0.04122 |
152 |
118 |
29 |
5 |
825 |
Didn't I say, no man is an island? |
1.2566 |
0.04122 |
152 |
118 |
29 |
5 |
826 |
I think we're going to need a bigger island. |
1.2566 |
0.04122 |
152 |
118 |
29 |
5 |
827 |
I need more space. |
1.2566 |
0.04525 |
152 |
122 |
21 |
9 |
828 |
Wow, Moby. You really are a dick. |
1.2566 |
0.04525 |
152 |
122 |
21 |
9 |
829 |
And don't ever call me a blowhard again!! |
1.2566 |
0.04525 |
152 |
122 |
21 |
9 |
830 |
Yikes! When did they install speed bumps? |
1.2566 |
0.04525 |
152 |
122 |
21 |
9 |
831 |
Maybe now I can hang with the Killer Whales. |
1.2566 |
0.04525 |
152 |
122 |
21 |
9 |
832 |
I could swear this wasn't here last year. |
1.2566 |
0.04428 |
152 |
121 |
23 |
8 |
833 |
Siri said there was a krill bar right here! |
1.2566 |
0.04328 |
152 |
120 |
25 |
7 |
834 |
Still want to be a marine biologist? |
1.2566 |
0.03905 |
152 |
116 |
33 |
3 |
835 |
Group hug! |
1.2566 |
0.04428 |
152 |
121 |
23 |
8 |
836 |
I''m lonely too! |
1.2566 |
0.04226 |
152 |
119 |
27 |
6 |
837 |
I'm sorry, I didn't think anyone came here anymore. |
1.2566 |
0.04428 |
152 |
121 |
23 |
8 |
838 |
This is not what I meant when I said "I needed sunblock". |
1.2566 |
0.04428 |
152 |
121 |
23 |
8 |
839 |
Kelp! |
1.2566 |
0.04895 |
152 |
126 |
13 |
13 |
840 |
OOH! That helps, but could you just scratch a little farther to the right!? |
1.2566 |
0.04428 |
152 |
121 |
23 |
8 |
841 |
Thank goodness I saw your rescue flare. |
1.2566 |
0.04226 |
152 |
119 |
27 |
6 |
842 |
I told you I didn't want to play, "Free Willy". |
1.2566 |
0.04525 |
152 |
122 |
21 |
9 |
843 |
Just a little to the left. Ahhhhh, that's it. |
1.2566 |
0.04226 |
152 |
119 |
27 |
6 |
844 |
Where there's a whale, there's a way |
1.2533 |
0.04841 |
150 |
124 |
14 |
12 |
845 |
Push. |
1.2533 |
0.04250 |
150 |
118 |
26 |
6 |
846 |
I said SNAIL mail |
1.2533 |
0.04652 |
150 |
122 |
18 |
10 |
847 |
That's it! Right there. |
1.2533 |
0.04456 |
150 |
120 |
22 |
8 |
848 |
When Pokémon Go goes horribly wrong. |
1.2533 |
0.04555 |
150 |
121 |
20 |
9 |
849 |
I really need to update my GPS. |
1.2533 |
0.04456 |
150 |
120 |
22 |
8 |
850 |
Damn speed bumps! |
1.2533 |
0.04354 |
150 |
119 |
24 |
7 |
851 |
This island ain't big enough for the both of us ..... |
1.2533 |
0.04144 |
150 |
117 |
28 |
5 |
852 |
Oh, man, what did I drink last night? |
1.2533 |
0.04144 |
150 |
117 |
28 |
5 |
853 |
Is this really the time to bring up my weight problem? |
1.2533 |
0.04456 |
150 |
120 |
22 |
8 |
854 |
It might be better if I rode on your back. |
1.2533 |
0.04250 |
150 |
118 |
26 |
6 |
855 |
I'm not getting in the water in RIO. |
1.2533 |
0.04250 |
150 |
118 |
26 |
6 |
856 |
Sorry, I was sure I could pull off the "Free Willy" jump. |
1.2533 |
0.04354 |
150 |
119 |
24 |
7 |
857 |
Sorry...I've been watching the Olympics and I thought I could make the jump. |
1.2533 |
0.04354 |
150 |
119 |
24 |
7 |
858 |
OUCH! Landed right on my coconuts! |
1.2533 |
0.04555 |
150 |
121 |
20 |
9 |
859 |
Thar she ... |
1.2533 |
0.05022 |
150 |
126 |
10 |
14 |
860 |
first of all get off me,and secondly your fear of the ocean is not healthy for either of us. |
1.2533 |
0.04652 |
150 |
122 |
18 |
10 |
861 |
I really hate GPS. |
1.2533 |
0.04652 |
150 |
122 |
18 |
10 |
862 |
So how's my prostate, doc? |
1.2533 |
0.04034 |
150 |
116 |
30 |
4 |
863 |
Oh, boy! Beachfront property with snacks! |
1.2533 |
0.04456 |
150 |
120 |
22 |
8 |
864 |
I'm a cuddler, not a killer |
1.2533 |
0.04144 |
150 |
117 |
28 |
5 |
865 |
Now scratch a half meter to my right. |
1.2533 |
0.04250 |
150 |
118 |
26 |
6 |
866 |
Hate to be a bother, but would you mind terribly pushing me back out to sea? |
1.2533 |
0.04250 |
150 |
118 |
26 |
6 |
867 |
Take it back, Jonah. |
1.2533 |
0.04354 |
150 |
119 |
24 |
7 |
868 |
Morning Harry. How'd you sleep? Harry? |
1.2533 |
0.04250 |
150 |
118 |
26 |
6 |
869 |
I'm Jessica, your Uber driver. |
1.2533 |
0.04652 |
150 |
122 |
18 |
10 |
870 |
High tide should be coming soon. |
1.2533 |
0.04652 |
150 |
122 |
18 |
10 |
871 |
So should we talk about the elephant in the room? |
1.2533 |
0.04652 |
150 |
122 |
18 |
10 |
872 |
Birds fly over the rainbow; why, then, oh why can't I? |
1.2533 |
0.04354 |
150 |
119 |
24 |
7 |
873 |
Next year I choose the vacation. |
1.2533 |
0.04250 |
150 |
118 |
26 |
6 |
874 |
This concludes our NPR podcast. |
1.2533 |
0.04456 |
150 |
120 |
22 |
8 |
875 |
I thought I saw a spider. |
1.2533 |
0.04841 |
150 |
124 |
14 |
12 |
876 |
There just has to be more to this whole island hopping thing. |
1.2533 |
0.04456 |
150 |
120 |
22 |
8 |
877 |
Man, I hate low tides. |
1.2533 |
0.04354 |
150 |
119 |
24 |
7 |
878 |
Somebody should have told you that whales respond to whistling. |
1.2533 |
0.04354 |
150 |
119 |
24 |
7 |
879 |
Maybe this will stop those stupid desert island cartoons. |
1.2533 |
0.04144 |
150 |
117 |
28 |
5 |
880 |
Google maps. |
1.2533 |
0.04555 |
150 |
121 |
20 |
9 |
881 |
You called me, Ishmael? ... Ishmael!? |
1.2533 |
0.04652 |
150 |
122 |
18 |
10 |
882 |
"Who you gonna tell? |
1.2533 |
0.04354 |
150 |
119 |
24 |
7 |
883 |
Were you playing Pokemon Go too? |
1.2533 |
0.04932 |
150 |
125 |
12 |
13 |
884 |
Sorry mate, but I couldn't hear another refrain of '99 Bottles...' |
1.2533 |
0.04555 |
150 |
121 |
20 |
9 |
885 |
Can you put some lotion on my back? |
1.2533 |
0.04456 |
150 |
120 |
22 |
8 |
886 |
I guess 'endangered' is a relative phenomenon...... |
1.2533 |
0.04034 |
150 |
116 |
30 |
4 |
887 |
The great thing about talking to you is you don't interrupt |
1.2533 |
0.04034 |
150 |
116 |
30 |
4 |
888 |
Promise not to scream if I get off of you? |
1.2533 |
0.04354 |
150 |
119 |
24 |
7 |
889 |
I told him 20 times, stop calling me Moby Dickhead. |
1.2533 |
0.04747 |
150 |
123 |
16 |
11 |
890 |
But why do I need to turn my head and cough? |
1.2533 |
0.04250 |
150 |
118 |
26 |
6 |
891 |
Of all the palm trees on all the deserted islands in all the world, she lands on mine. |
1.2517 |
0.04329 |
151 |
120 |
24 |
7 |
892 |
Stop, that tickles! |
1.2517 |
0.04528 |
151 |
122 |
20 |
9 |
893 |
I wish you would call before dropping in. |
1.2517 |
0.04329 |
151 |
120 |
24 |
7 |
894 |
I'm gonna need a bigger beach. |
1.2517 |
0.04719 |
151 |
124 |
16 |
11 |
895 |
Is it high tide yet? |
1.2517 |
0.04329 |
151 |
120 |
24 |
7 |
896 |
I don't mean to pile on, but life isn't all krill and squid for me either. |
1.2517 |
0.04528 |
151 |
122 |
20 |
9 |
897 |
Thus endeth the Beach Boys. |
1.2517 |
0.04119 |
151 |
118 |
28 |
5 |
898 |
Down & to the right...ooh, that's it! |
1.2517 |
0.04429 |
151 |
121 |
22 |
8 |
899 |
You want me to change the oil too while I'm under here? |
1.2517 |
0.04429 |
151 |
121 |
22 |
8 |
900 |
Well, your mating call worked. |
1.2517 |
0.04225 |
151 |
119 |
26 |
6 |
901 |
Why you should never use more than 10 pound test fishing line. |
1.2517 |
0.04429 |
151 |
121 |
22 |
8 |
902 |
If we are going to continue to live together, we're going to have to learn to compromise. |
1.2517 |
0.04119 |
151 |
118 |
28 |
5 |
903 |
I dropped by to thank you for your recent donation to Greenpeace's 'Save the Whales' campaign. Every gift makes a difference. |
1.2517 |
0.04528 |
151 |
122 |
20 |
9 |
904 |
"Sorry about that; it looked so easy when Shamu did it. |
1.2517 |
0.04528 |
151 |
122 |
20 |
9 |
905 |
...and then I'd land on the platform like this and they'd give me a fish. You got any fish? |
1.2517 |
0.04225 |
151 |
119 |
26 |
6 |
906 |
Epilogue: Moby Dick gets Herman Melville. |
1.2517 |
0.04429 |
151 |
121 |
22 |
8 |
907 |
Aaaah, yes, right there. That’s the out-of-reach spot. |
1.2517 |
0.04528 |
151 |
122 |
20 |
9 |
908 |
This hurts me more than it hurts you. |
1.2517 |
0.04528 |
151 |
122 |
20 |
9 |
909 |
Marco? Now you say "polo." Tim? Tim? |
1.2517 |
0.04329 |
151 |
120 |
24 |
7 |
910 |
That's it, I'm done playing Pokemon Go. |
1.2517 |
0.04329 |
151 |
120 |
24 |
7 |
911 |
I don't know about you, but I'm beached. |
1.2517 |
0.04719 |
151 |
124 |
16 |
11 |
912 |
Sorry, this was my first beaching |
1.2483 |
0.04558 |
149 |
121 |
19 |
9 |
913 |
Ooommpph. This speed bump wasn't here yesterday. |
1.2483 |
0.04354 |
149 |
119 |
23 |
7 |
914 |
The last climate change denier. |
1.2483 |
0.04558 |
149 |
121 |
19 |
9 |
915 |
Now will you believe in climate change? |
1.2483 |
0.04354 |
149 |
119 |
23 |
7 |
916 |
'Shark Week' totally freaks me out. |
1.2483 |
0.03798 |
149 |
114 |
33 |
2 |
917 |
You're wasting your time searching for my G-spot. I'm a sperm whale. |
1.2483 |
0.04457 |
149 |
120 |
21 |
8 |
918 |
Wait, did you mean the side of the island on my left or yours? |
1.2483 |
0.04354 |
149 |
119 |
23 |
7 |
919 |
I like your company, but it's smothering me. |
1.2483 |
0.04558 |
149 |
121 |
19 |
9 |
920 |
I got your letter. |
1.2483 |
0.04354 |
149 |
119 |
23 |
7 |
921 |
This is even worse than jumping the shark. |
1.2449 |
0.04381 |
147 |
118 |
22 |
7 |
922 |
What? You never heard of a lapwhale? |
1.2449 |
0.04273 |
147 |
117 |
24 |
6 |
923 |
This is payback for WaterWorld. |
1.2449 |
0.04273 |
147 |
117 |
24 |
6 |
924 |
Sorry! I'm such a Dick. |
1.2449 |
0.04486 |
147 |
119 |
20 |
8 |
925 |
You have to laugh at the low probability of me beaching myself |
1.2449 |
0.04381 |
147 |
118 |
22 |
7 |
926 |
Moby Dick meets Robinson Crusoe. |
1.2449 |
0.04486 |
147 |
119 |
20 |
8 |
927 |
Don't worry. I'm vegetarian! |
1.2449 |
0.04273 |
147 |
117 |
24 |
6 |
928 |
Timeshare's up! |
1.2449 |
0.04486 |
147 |
119 |
20 |
8 |
929 |
When biblical tales go horribly wrong... |
1.2449 |
0.04273 |
147 |
117 |
24 |
6 |
930 |
My one item on a deserted island would be a forklift. |
1.2449 |
0.04486 |
147 |
119 |
20 |
8 |
931 |
I heard your distress call. You okay? |
1.2449 |
0.04049 |
147 |
115 |
28 |
4 |
932 |
Roger redefines "having a whale of a time." |
1.2449 |
0.04689 |
147 |
121 |
16 |
10 |
933 |
I told you it was too soon for us to move in together. |
1.2449 |
0.04486 |
147 |
119 |
20 |
8 |
934 |
Whale 1 - Castaway - 0 |
1.2449 |
0.04486 |
147 |
119 |
20 |
8 |
935 |
So much for Meet Jewish Singles. |
1.2449 |
0.04588 |
147 |
120 |
18 |
9 |
936 |
What would Tom Hanks do? |
1.2449 |
0.04486 |
147 |
119 |
20 |
8 |
937 |
This island makes me feel fat. |
1.2449 |
0.04049 |
147 |
115 |
28 |
4 |
938 |
While you're there, could you change the oil? |
1.2449 |
0.04486 |
147 |
119 |
20 |
8 |
939 |
Okay, next time I get to be the Wicked Witch and you get to be the house. |
1.2449 |
0.04787 |
147 |
122 |
14 |
11 |
940 |
Ha! More like "SQUISH-mael!" |
1.2449 |
0.04273 |
147 |
117 |
24 |
6 |
941 |
What do you mean ocupado? |
1.2449 |
0.04162 |
147 |
116 |
26 |
5 |
942 |
Yes, right there, that's the spot, scratch. |
1.2449 |
0.04486 |
147 |
119 |
20 |
8 |
943 |
I found your message in a bottle. You need help? |
1.2449 |
0.04381 |
147 |
118 |
22 |
7 |
944 |
Stop squirming, it tickles. |
1.2449 |
0.04273 |
147 |
117 |
24 |
6 |
945 |
The note in the bottle said "Please drop by soon". |
1.2449 |
0.04486 |
147 |
119 |
20 |
8 |
946 |
Still 'Hungry enough to eat a whale,' smart guy? |
1.2449 |
0.04689 |
147 |
121 |
16 |
10 |
947 |
8...9…10… PIN! |
1.2449 |
0.04689 |
147 |
121 |
16 |
10 |
948 |
Yep, I definitely need glasses. |
1.2449 |
0.04273 |
147 |
117 |
24 |
6 |
949 |
Are you aware that cuddling kills depression, relieves anxiety and strengthens the immune system? |
1.2449 |
0.04273 |
147 |
117 |
24 |
6 |
950 |
I have to stop playing Pokemon Go. |
1.2449 |
0.04273 |
147 |
117 |
24 |
6 |
951 |
I saw your note in a bottle. |
1.2449 |
0.04381 |
147 |
118 |
22 |
7 |
952 |
I always wondered how it would feel to be between a whale and a hard place. |
1.2449 |
0.04588 |
147 |
120 |
18 |
9 |
953 |
You called me, Ishmael! |
1.2449 |
0.04588 |
147 |
120 |
18 |
9 |
954 |
Not until you say 'uncle', Ahab |
1.2449 |
0.04273 |
147 |
117 |
24 |
6 |
955 |
You can run, but you can't hide, Jonah. |
1.2449 |
0.04588 |
147 |
120 |
18 |
9 |
956 |
I tried to tell you this island wasn't big enough for the two of us. |
1.2449 |
0.04381 |
147 |
118 |
22 |
7 |
957 |
No man is an island entire of itself |
1.2449 |
0.04381 |
147 |
118 |
22 |
7 |
958 |
Did someone call Uber? |
1.2449 |
0.04049 |
147 |
115 |
28 |
4 |
959 |
Now the Lord had prepared a great fish to smoosh Jonah. |
1.2449 |
0.04588 |
147 |
120 |
18 |
9 |
960 |
Hey, this sucks for me too. |
1.2449 |
0.04689 |
147 |
121 |
16 |
10 |
961 |
The end for the wicked witch of the South Pacific. |
1.2449 |
0.04689 |
147 |
121 |
16 |
10 |
962 |
Pokémon GO. And you? |
1.2449 |
0.04588 |
147 |
120 |
18 |
9 |
963 |
WHEN YOU WISH FOR FEMALE COMPANIONSHIP ..... YOU HAVE TO BE MORE SPECIFIC. |
1.2449 |
0.04486 |
147 |
119 |
20 |
8 |
964 |
Scratch a little more to the left. |
1.2449 |
0.04787 |
147 |
122 |
14 |
11 |
965 |
A little further to the left. |
1.2449 |
0.04486 |
147 |
119 |
20 |
8 |
966 |
Oh great. Now what am I going to do for shade? |
1.2449 |
0.04381 |
147 |
118 |
22 |
7 |
967 |
Low tide's a beach. |
1.2449 |
0.04486 |
147 |
119 |
20 |
8 |
968 |
Jonah considers his options. |
1.2449 |
0.04273 |
147 |
117 |
24 |
6 |
969 |
No man is an island -- especially not this man. |
1.2449 |
0.04486 |
147 |
119 |
20 |
8 |
970 |
Sorry. I thought I could make it. |
1.2449 |
0.04381 |
147 |
118 |
22 |
7 |
971 |
You can row, Ahab, but you can't hide... |
1.2449 |
0.04689 |
147 |
121 |
16 |
10 |
972 |
Why your "desert island" album list should NOT include whale songs |
1.2449 |
0.04486 |
147 |
119 |
20 |
8 |
973 |
"Oh, I'm smothering you? Well now you know how your mother makes me feel"! |
1.2449 |
0.04787 |
147 |
122 |
14 |
11 |
974 |
I assume you're Ishmael. |
1.2449 |
0.04486 |
147 |
119 |
20 |
8 |
975 |
I hope I'm not a burden. |
1.2449 |
0.04381 |
147 |
118 |
22 |
7 |
976 |
Ahhh. More to the right. |
1.2449 |
0.04588 |
147 |
120 |
18 |
9 |
977 |
I see how you got your last name, Moby. |
1.2449 |
0.04381 |
147 |
118 |
22 |
7 |
978 |
Lucky for you, I heard you call for help! |
1.2449 |
0.04162 |
147 |
116 |
26 |
5 |
979 |
"RECALCULATING ROUTE, RECALCULATING..." -Shut up already! |
1.2449 |
0.04273 |
147 |
117 |
24 |
6 |
980 |
They'll never know you finally got me. |
1.2449 |
0.04381 |
147 |
118 |
22 |
7 |
981 |
I never should have told the genie that I felt like a beached whale ... |
1.2449 |
0.04486 |
147 |
119 |
20 |
8 |
982 |
I told you - enough with the sperm jokes! |
1.2449 |
0.04588 |
147 |
120 |
18 |
9 |
983 |
You said you wanted more shade. |
1.2432 |
0.04354 |
148 |
119 |
22 |
7 |
984 |
Do you mind? You're blocking the sun! |
1.2432 |
0.04137 |
148 |
117 |
26 |
5 |
985 |
The real ending to The Old Man and the Sea. |
1.2432 |
0.04354 |
148 |
119 |
22 |
7 |
986 |
Come on, you're not even trying. Push harder. |
1.2432 |
0.04137 |
148 |
117 |
26 |
5 |
987 |
For some reason I thought becoming a land mammal would be a lot harder. |
1.2432 |
0.03909 |
148 |
115 |
30 |
3 |
988 |
Uber for Dan? |
1.2432 |
0.04458 |
148 |
120 |
20 |
8 |
989 |
Please stop tickling me. |
1.2416 |
0.04328 |
149 |
120 |
22 |
7 |
990 |
Don't worry, I've got you covered. |
1.2416 |
0.04328 |
149 |
120 |
22 |
7 |
991 |
Sorry! My Mom TOLD me "don't swim and text!" |
1.2416 |
0.04431 |
149 |
121 |
20 |
8 |
992 |
Get...off...my...beach |
1.2414 |
0.04297 |
145 |
116 |
23 |
6 |
993 |
I came as soon as I got your message! |
1.2414 |
0.04297 |
145 |
116 |
23 |
6 |
994 |
Wait, did you say "breach" or "beach?" Because I did both... |
1.2414 |
0.04297 |
145 |
116 |
23 |
6 |
995 |
So sorry! My navigation system clearly indicated this was a "deserted rest stop". |
1.2414 |
0.04297 |
145 |
116 |
23 |
6 |
996 |
Scratch a little to the left... down a bit... ahhh, that's the spot! |
1.2414 |
0.04619 |
145 |
119 |
17 |
9 |
997 |
I shall hug him and kiss him and smother him with love, and I shall call him George. |
1.2414 |
0.04407 |
145 |
117 |
21 |
7 |
998 |
Would you call this beached or marooned? |
1.2414 |
0.04297 |
145 |
116 |
23 |
6 |
999 |
Call me Fish Meal. |
1.2414 |
0.04407 |
145 |
117 |
21 |
7 |
1000 |
But, AirBnBeached.com confirmed my reservation months ago. |
1.2414 |
0.04514 |
145 |
118 |
19 |
8 |
1001 |
It looked so easy in Free Willy. |
1.2414 |
0.04514 |
145 |
118 |
19 |
8 |
1002 |
Inside, Jonah ... inside! |
1.2414 |
0.04297 |
145 |
116 |
23 |
6 |
1003 |
Does this seem awkward to you? |
1.2414 |
0.04184 |
145 |
115 |
25 |
5 |
1004 |
I am a mammal. It is time to stop living a lie. |
1.2414 |
0.04184 |
145 |
115 |
25 |
5 |
1005 |
Uncle! I said UNCLE!! |
1.2414 |
0.04407 |
145 |
117 |
21 |
7 |
1006 |
A little to the left. |
1.2414 |
0.04184 |
145 |
115 |
25 |
5 |
1007 |
Look, Ahab, you have been chasing me for an eternity, right? So I gave in and you still complain! |
1.2414 |
0.04619 |
145 |
119 |
17 |
9 |
1008 |
You looked taller in your profile picture. |
1.2414 |
0.04407 |
145 |
117 |
21 |
7 |
1009 |
Willy made it look so easy |
1.2414 |
0.04068 |
145 |
114 |
27 |
4 |
1010 |
Could you check the oil while you're down there? |
1.2414 |
0.04297 |
145 |
116 |
23 |
6 |
1011 |
Fine, I get it. You don't have to call me Ishmael. |
1.2414 |
0.04514 |
145 |
118 |
19 |
8 |
1012 |
Sperm whale ejaculates seaman on Isle of Man! |
1.2414 |
0.04619 |
145 |
119 |
17 |
9 |
1013 |
Did you call for help? |
1.2414 |
0.04407 |
145 |
117 |
21 |
7 |
1014 |
Mr. Attenborough, I'm a huge fan! |
1.2414 |
0.04184 |
145 |
115 |
25 |
5 |
1015 |
Sorry, I would have cleared the island in my SeaWorld days. |
1.2414 |
0.04514 |
145 |
118 |
19 |
8 |
1016 |
Just received your S.O.S. How can I be of service? |
1.2414 |
0.04184 |
145 |
115 |
25 |
5 |
1017 |
It's because you never called me, Ishmael. |
1.2414 |
0.04619 |
145 |
119 |
17 |
9 |
1018 |
And then she left me for a real blow-hard. |
1.2414 |
0.04184 |
145 |
115 |
25 |
5 |
1019 |
Casey regretted choosing Moby Dick as the one thing to bring with him to a desert island. |
1.2414 |
0.04514 |
145 |
118 |
19 |
8 |
1020 |
Did I clear the tree? |
1.2414 |
0.04184 |
145 |
115 |
25 |
5 |
1021 |
Of all the islands in all the oceans in all the world, she plops onto mine. |
1.2414 |
0.04514 |
145 |
118 |
19 |
8 |
1022 |
Suddenly, Eugene Krill's luck went from bad to worse. |
1.2414 |
0.04407 |
145 |
117 |
21 |
7 |
1023 |
It was funny the first time.....I'm not going to keep guessing who you are. |
1.2414 |
0.04184 |
145 |
115 |
25 |
5 |
1024 |
No man is an island, or something like that. |
1.2414 |
0.04514 |
145 |
118 |
19 |
8 |
1025 |
Sorry, pal. Sometimes life really IS a beach. |
1.2414 |
0.04619 |
145 |
119 |
17 |
9 |
1026 |
Sorry about that. I hear you're an endangered species too. |
1.2414 |
0.04068 |
145 |
114 |
27 |
4 |
1027 |
I knew the GPS was wrong |
1.2414 |
0.04184 |
145 |
115 |
25 |
5 |
1028 |
Well l don't like it any better than you do. |
1.2414 |
0.04184 |
145 |
115 |
25 |
5 |
1029 |
Sorry, about that. I thought you were waving a treat. |
1.2414 |
0.04297 |
145 |
116 |
23 |
6 |
1030 |
Oooh yes! thats the spot. Now scratch a little lower down. |
1.2414 |
0.04297 |
145 |
116 |
23 |
6 |
1031 |
Ahab, we're going to need a bigger island. |
1.2414 |
0.04619 |
145 |
119 |
17 |
9 |
1032 |
You've been served. |
1.2414 |
0.04297 |
145 |
116 |
23 |
6 |
1033 |
I should've said "I'm so hungry I could eat a life-raft." |
1.2414 |
0.04407 |
145 |
117 |
21 |
7 |
1034 |
Your shocks look fine...I don't know what the problem is. |
1.2414 |
0.04619 |
145 |
119 |
17 |
9 |
1035 |
Was that good for you too? |
1.2414 |
0.04619 |
145 |
119 |
17 |
9 |
1036 |
There once was a man in Nantuckett... |
1.2414 |
0.04407 |
145 |
117 |
21 |
7 |
1037 |
Almost there. Scratch a little lower. |
1.2414 |
0.03948 |
145 |
113 |
29 |
3 |
1038 |
You're right. I'll take the bottom bunk next time. |
1.2414 |
0.04068 |
145 |
114 |
27 |
4 |
1039 |
Sorry. I got distracted playing Pokemon Go. |
1.2414 |
0.04297 |
145 |
116 |
23 |
6 |
1040 |
I'm afraid I can't see you any more. |
1.2414 |
0.04407 |
145 |
117 |
21 |
7 |
1041 |
I'm sorry. Were you here first? |
1.2414 |
0.04068 |
145 |
114 |
27 |
4 |
1042 |
Best two out of three? |
1.2414 |
0.04184 |
145 |
115 |
25 |
5 |
1043 |
Uber arriving for Jonah! |
1.2414 |
0.04297 |
145 |
116 |
23 |
6 |
1044 |
Oh no, not again. |
1.2414 |
0.04297 |
145 |
116 |
23 |
6 |
1045 |
A perfect 10! Stuck that landing! |
1.2414 |
0.04184 |
145 |
115 |
25 |
5 |
1046 |
It was either this or Mar-a-Lago. |
1.2397 |
0.04159 |
146 |
116 |
25 |
5 |
1047 |
Maybe playing 'Twister' wasn't the best way to pass the time. |
1.2397 |
0.04271 |
146 |
117 |
23 |
6 |
1048 |
Would it help if I sing? |
1.2397 |
0.04380 |
146 |
118 |
21 |
7 |
1049 |
The unwritten ending of Moby Dick |
1.2397 |
0.04380 |
146 |
118 |
21 |
7 |
1050 |
Not again! |
1.2397 |
0.04380 |
146 |
118 |
21 |
7 |
1051 |
Didn't you work at Sea World? |
1.2397 |
0.04159 |
146 |
116 |
25 |
5 |
1052 |
You look different than your profile picture. |
1.2397 |
0.04043 |
146 |
115 |
27 |
4 |
1053 |
Sorry. I've been drinking all day. |
1.2381 |
0.04562 |
147 |
121 |
17 |
9 |
1054 |
Didn't you know that yelling 'Thar she blows!' was offensive? |
1.2381 |
0.04353 |
147 |
119 |
21 |
7 |
1055 |
You look different than your Facebook photo. |
1.2381 |
0.04562 |
147 |
121 |
17 |
9 |
1056 |
If you meant the book, you should have said, "the book." |
1.2361 |
0.04406 |
144 |
117 |
20 |
7 |
1057 |
Of all the palm trees on all the isles in all the world, she flops onto mine. |
1.2361 |
0.04406 |
144 |
117 |
20 |
7 |
1058 |
We've reached the moment when I throw you back. |
1.2361 |
0.04180 |
144 |
115 |
24 |
5 |
1059 |
Larry first attempt at whale watching was momentarily successful. |
1.2361 |
0.04406 |
144 |
117 |
20 |
7 |
1060 |
I'm Jonah! You're supposed to swallow me, not crush me. |
1.2361 |
0.04827 |
144 |
121 |
12 |
11 |
1061 |
Bad luck comes in threes. One more to go. |
1.2361 |
0.04406 |
144 |
117 |
20 |
7 |
1062 |
Degree of difficulty? Who cares? I crushed it! |
1.2361 |
0.04180 |
144 |
115 |
24 |
5 |
1063 |
You can call me Mr. Dick. |
1.2361 |
0.04725 |
144 |
120 |
14 |
10 |
1064 |
The GOP in 2016 (metaphorically speaking). |
1.2361 |
0.04406 |
144 |
117 |
20 |
7 |
1065 |
Death's a beach, as well. |
1.2361 |
0.04515 |
144 |
118 |
18 |
8 |
1066 |
It's funny, they also make me buy two seats on the plane. |
1.2361 |
0.04515 |
144 |
118 |
18 |
8 |
1067 |
Well, the jump had a high degree of difficulty. My execution, however, could have been better. |
1.2361 |
0.04180 |
144 |
115 |
24 |
5 |
1068 |
He's the 7th. stunt man we've used for this scene. |
1.2361 |
0.04515 |
144 |
118 |
18 |
8 |
1069 |
Some odds, eh? |
1.2361 |
0.04406 |
144 |
117 |
20 |
7 |
1070 |
Jonah, you OK? |
1.2361 |
0.04515 |
144 |
118 |
18 |
8 |
1071 |
Simply proving that no man is an island. |
1.2361 |
0.04406 |
144 |
117 |
20 |
7 |
1072 |
"This is for my harpooned ancestors, pal. |
1.2361 |
0.04180 |
144 |
115 |
24 |
5 |
1073 |
Could you give me a little push, here. |
1.2361 |
0.04294 |
144 |
116 |
22 |
6 |
1074 |
Thank You for donating to "Save The Whales". |
1.2361 |
0.04294 |
144 |
116 |
22 |
6 |
1075 |
Does this island have wifi? My sonar is clearly broken. |
1.2361 |
0.04406 |
144 |
117 |
20 |
7 |
1076 |
Of all the sandbars in all the oceans in all the world, she flops into mine. |
1.2361 |
0.04294 |
144 |
116 |
22 |
6 |
1077 |
Why would you wish for a whale? |
1.2361 |
0.04515 |
144 |
118 |
18 |
8 |
1078 |
Botched reenactment of an Old Testament story. |
1.2361 |
0.04294 |
144 |
116 |
22 |
6 |
1079 |
Life's a beach and then... |
1.2361 |
0.04180 |
144 |
115 |
24 |
5 |
1080 |
You're no Jonah. |
1.2361 |
0.04406 |
144 |
117 |
20 |
7 |
1081 |
OK, I'm good now. You? |
1.2361 |
0.04621 |
144 |
119 |
16 |
9 |
1082 |
Who ordered the fish? |
1.2345 |
0.04486 |
145 |
119 |
18 |
8 |
1083 |
You would have seen me coming if you hadn't been texting... |
1.2345 |
0.04154 |
145 |
116 |
24 |
5 |
1084 |
SAFE on Third!!! |
1.2345 |
0.04695 |
145 |
121 |
14 |
10 |
1085 |
George regretted his desperate wish for company, any company........ |
1.2345 |
0.04037 |
145 |
115 |
26 |
4 |
1086 |
Alright, already. I said, 'I give.' |
1.2324 |
0.04201 |
142 |
114 |
23 |
5 |
1087 |
Hey, at least you're not getting a sun burn. |
1.2324 |
0.04652 |
142 |
118 |
15 |
9 |
1088 |
I'm with the search party. |
1.2324 |
0.04201 |
142 |
114 |
23 |
5 |
1089 |
Sorry! You know White whales can't jump. |
1.2324 |
0.04201 |
142 |
114 |
23 |
5 |
1090 |
This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but an hors d'oeuvre. |
1.2324 |
0.04080 |
142 |
113 |
25 |
4 |
1091 |
I can't swim... |
1.2324 |
0.04543 |
142 |
117 |
17 |
8 |
1092 |
My bad, this used to be Newfoundland before global warming. |
1.2324 |
0.04543 |
142 |
117 |
17 |
8 |
1093 |
You're hogging the shade. |
1.2324 |
0.04432 |
142 |
116 |
19 |
7 |
1094 |
Ok, now get my back. |
1.2324 |
0.04652 |
142 |
118 |
15 |
9 |
1095 |
Dick. |
1.2324 |
0.04432 |
142 |
116 |
19 |
7 |
1096 |
Lower -- and a little to the left, please. |
1.2324 |
0.04201 |
142 |
114 |
23 |
5 |
1097 |
A little to the left, a little higher - it's driving me nuts! |
1.2324 |
0.04432 |
142 |
116 |
19 |
7 |
1098 |
My horoscope did say I'd find a mysterious man on an exotic island. |
1.2324 |
0.04318 |
142 |
115 |
21 |
6 |
1099 |
Possession is nine tenths of the law. |
1.2324 |
0.04318 |
142 |
115 |
21 |
6 |
1100 |
oh fuck |
1.2324 |
0.04758 |
142 |
119 |
13 |
10 |
1101 |
I guess we should have gone to my place. |
1.2324 |
0.04318 |
142 |
115 |
21 |
6 |
1102 |
Sorry, but this island isn't big enough for both of us. |
1.2324 |
0.04543 |
142 |
117 |
17 |
8 |
1103 |
no worries, I've got you covered |
1.2324 |
0.04543 |
142 |
117 |
17 |
8 |
1104 |
Excuse me. I was playing Pokemon Go. |
1.2324 |
0.04432 |
142 |
116 |
19 |
7 |
1105 |
You can call me Wilson. |
1.2324 |
0.04201 |
142 |
114 |
23 |
5 |
1106 |
Well, blow me over! |
1.2324 |
0.04080 |
142 |
113 |
25 |
4 |
1107 |
Ready to say uncle yet, Crusoe? |
1.2324 |
0.04201 |
142 |
114 |
23 |
5 |
1108 |
Look, we're going to have to work together if we're going to get off this thing. |
1.2324 |
0.04543 |
142 |
117 |
17 |
8 |
1109 |
Thar she blo . . . |
1.2324 |
0.04432 |
142 |
116 |
19 |
7 |
1110 |
No worries! I've got your back. |
1.2324 |
0.04318 |
142 |
115 |
21 |
6 |
1111 |
You're sleeping on my half - move over! |
1.2324 |
0.04652 |
142 |
118 |
15 |
9 |
1112 |
Hey, relax, things like this make news. |
1.2324 |
0.04201 |
142 |
114 |
23 |
5 |
1113 |
I said a hammock couldn’t take both of us. |
1.2324 |
0.04432 |
142 |
116 |
19 |
7 |
1114 |
No, a little to the left. Ahh, that's better. |
1.2324 |
0.04201 |
142 |
114 |
23 |
5 |
1115 |
On second thought, I'd rather be marooned alone. |
1.2324 |
0.04758 |
142 |
119 |
13 |
10 |
1116 |
And then she says, ‘I don’t love you anymore,’ so I decided to beach myself. |
1.2324 |
0.04543 |
142 |
117 |
17 |
8 |
1117 |
Yea, right there, scratch a little harder. Ahhhh. |
1.2324 |
0.04758 |
142 |
119 |
13 |
10 |
1118 |
OK, OK, Uncle! |
1.2324 |
0.04318 |
142 |
115 |
21 |
6 |
1119 |
Contrary to popular lore, Jonah tried several alternatives before deciding to take up residence in the whale. |
1.2324 |
0.04432 |
142 |
116 |
19 |
7 |
1120 |
So that's a Moby Dick! |
1.2324 |
0.04652 |
142 |
118 |
15 |
9 |
1121 |
Can I go back to the unbearable weight of loneliness? |
1.2324 |
0.04432 |
142 |
116 |
19 |
7 |
1122 |
Stupid whale song ringtone. |
1.2324 |
0.04318 |
142 |
115 |
21 |
6 |
1123 |
John simply could not catch a break. |
1.2324 |
0.04652 |
142 |
118 |
15 |
9 |
1124 |
Sorry. That was a breach of etiquette. |
1.2324 |
0.04318 |
142 |
115 |
21 |
6 |
1125 |
"You've got whale! |
1.2324 |
0.04543 |
142 |
117 |
17 |
8 |
1126 |
A little to the left...a little more...ahh yes, right there! |
1.2324 |
0.04432 |
142 |
116 |
19 |
7 |
1127 |
I thought you were going to catch me. |
1.2324 |
0.04201 |
142 |
114 |
23 |
5 |
1128 |
Does this island make me look like a beached whale? |
1.2324 |
0.04318 |
142 |
115 |
21 |
6 |
1129 |
I'm sorry Dave, I really thought I could make it. |
1.2324 |
0.04652 |
142 |
118 |
15 |
9 |
1130 |
My bad. I thought I could make it over the tree. |
1.2324 |
0.04432 |
142 |
116 |
19 |
7 |
1131 |
I'm trying to keep kosher, and I assumed, a name like Jonah.. |
1.2324 |
0.04432 |
142 |
116 |
19 |
7 |
1132 |
Told'ya I was a killer whale! |
1.2324 |
0.04318 |
142 |
115 |
21 |
6 |
1133 |
With all the islands in all the oceans, you had to beach yourself here?! |
1.2324 |
0.04318 |
142 |
115 |
21 |
6 |
1134 |
I am seeking political asylum. Those Japanese are going to kill me. |
1.2324 |
0.04318 |
142 |
115 |
21 |
6 |
1135 |
Yeah, I see the problem, you need a new driveshaft. |
1.2324 |
0.04543 |
142 |
117 |
17 |
8 |
1136 |
The ONE time I try to 'jump the shark'. |
1.2308 |
0.04174 |
143 |
115 |
23 |
5 |
1137 |
This ... isn't ... how ... brochure ... described ... island ... hopping. |
1.2308 |
0.03931 |
143 |
113 |
27 |
3 |
1138 |
Global warming, am I right? |
1.2308 |
0.04291 |
143 |
116 |
21 |
6 |
1139 |
Nobody gets away, Ish, nobody. |
1.2308 |
0.04291 |
143 |
116 |
21 |
6 |
1140 |
No whale is an island, damn it! |
1.2308 |
0.04291 |
143 |
116 |
21 |
6 |
1141 |
I don't understand, I carried you on my back for miles. |
1.2308 |
0.04291 |
143 |
116 |
21 |
6 |
1142 |
Just my luck. A lifetime supply of whale oil and no lamp to use it in. |
1.2308 |
0.04404 |
143 |
117 |
19 |
7 |
1143 |
paradise lost |
1.2308 |
0.04404 |
143 |
117 |
19 |
7 |
1144 |
Maybe if you just hold the reward out to your side next time |
1.2308 |
0.04622 |
143 |
119 |
15 |
9 |
1145 |
When you waved, I thought you were inviting me over. |
1.2308 |
0.04291 |
143 |
116 |
21 |
6 |
1146 |
That's for Shamu. |
1.2308 |
0.04514 |
143 |
118 |
17 |
8 |
1147 |
Ooh, that's good...now, just a little to the left. |
1.2308 |
0.03931 |
143 |
113 |
27 |
3 |
1148 |
I heard you call for help. |
1.2308 |
0.04404 |
143 |
117 |
19 |
7 |
1149 |
I heard your cry for help. |
1.2308 |
0.03931 |
143 |
113 |
27 |
3 |
1150 |
Needs salt. |
1.2308 |
0.04728 |
143 |
120 |
13 |
10 |
1151 |
Marco? ... Marco? |
1.2304 |
0.03409 |
217 |
175 |
34 |
8 |
1152 |
I don't like being stranded either. |
1.2292 |
0.04376 |
144 |
118 |
19 |
7 |
1153 |
Look, I don't like this anymore than you do. |
1.2270 |
0.03946 |
141 |
112 |
26 |
3 |
1154 |
Hold still and I'll have this tooth filled in no time. |
1.2270 |
0.04543 |
141 |
117 |
16 |
8 |
1155 |
Wow! I'm a tree hugger, too! |
1.2270 |
0.04072 |
141 |
113 |
24 |
4 |
1156 |
I have a whalegram for a Mr. Ishmael.. |
1.2270 |
0.03946 |
141 |
112 |
26 |
3 |
1157 |
I told you a lap dance was a bad idea. |
1.2270 |
0.04314 |
141 |
115 |
20 |
6 |
1158 |
What? I can't hear you…. |
1.2270 |
0.04195 |
141 |
114 |
22 |
5 |
1159 |
Oil change? |
1.2270 |
0.04653 |
141 |
118 |
14 |
9 |
1160 |
What? I'm big boned! |
1.2270 |
0.04195 |
141 |
114 |
22 |
5 |
1161 |
Of all the islands in the world... |
1.2270 |
0.04314 |
141 |
115 |
20 |
6 |
1162 |
That's it for me with island hopping. |
1.2270 |
0.04430 |
141 |
116 |
18 |
7 |
1163 |
Everest, 2046 |
1.2270 |
0.04430 |
141 |
116 |
18 |
7 |
1164 |
That was fantastic! Was it as good for you? |
1.2270 |
0.04195 |
141 |
114 |
22 |
5 |
1165 |
I'm a palm reader. Yours has a short life-line. |
1.2270 |
0.04195 |
141 |
114 |
22 |
5 |
1166 |
That feels great! Now, scratch a little higher and to the left, under the fin. |
1.2270 |
0.04072 |
141 |
113 |
24 |
4 |
1167 |
Just my luck. I beached myself on a totally deserted island. |
1.2270 |
0.04195 |
141 |
114 |
22 |
5 |
1168 |
Next time you'll be more careful when you wish for sun block. |
1.2270 |
0.04195 |
141 |
114 |
22 |
5 |
1169 |
Ahab! You never write, you never call. |
1.2270 |
0.04543 |
141 |
117 |
16 |
8 |
1170 |
You mean sperm whales can't celebrate Hump Day? |
1.2270 |
0.04543 |
141 |
117 |
16 |
8 |
1171 |
I am so glad I found your message in the bottle. I've been sooooo lonely too. |
1.2270 |
0.04314 |
141 |
115 |
20 |
6 |
1172 |
Don't be a dick Moby get off of me. |
1.2270 |
0.04430 |
141 |
116 |
18 |
7 |
1173 |
I...I think I saw a shark. |
1.2270 |
0.04430 |
141 |
116 |
18 |
7 |
1174 |
Who's a dick NOW?! |
1.2270 |
0.04543 |
141 |
117 |
16 |
8 |
1175 |
Sorry, you just looked so much like Ahab. |
1.2270 |
0.04430 |
141 |
116 |
18 |
7 |
1176 |
I found your message and swam over as quickly as I could. |
1.2270 |
0.04653 |
141 |
118 |
14 |
9 |
1177 |
My name isn't Ahab. |
1.2270 |
0.04314 |
141 |
115 |
20 |
6 |
1178 |
He's Not Heavy. He's My Brother. |
1.2270 |
0.04314 |
141 |
115 |
20 |
6 |
1179 |
OKRA NOT ORCA!! |
1.2270 |
0.04653 |
141 |
118 |
14 |
9 |
1180 |
Consider yourself saved. |
1.2270 |
0.04195 |
141 |
114 |
22 |
5 |
1181 |
It used to just be Moby... But, um... well, I keep doing stuff like this. |
1.2270 |
0.04969 |
141 |
121 |
8 |
12 |
1182 |
Call me crazy, but I thought this was what you wanted. |
1.2270 |
0.04072 |
141 |
113 |
24 |
4 |
1183 |
I still don't understand why you picked me as one of your three items |
1.2270 |
0.04072 |
141 |
113 |
24 |
4 |
1184 |
Can you scooch just a bit to your left? YOUR left. |
1.2270 |
0.04543 |
141 |
117 |
16 |
8 |
1185 |
Sorry, I really thought I could make it over this. |
1.2270 |
0.04072 |
141 |
113 |
24 |
4 |
1186 |
Wilson? |
1.2270 |
0.04430 |
141 |
116 |
18 |
7 |
1187 |
Oh good...just us mammals. |
1.2270 |
0.04543 |
141 |
117 |
16 |
8 |
1188 |
In my mind, I was going to sail right over it. |
1.2270 |
0.04314 |
141 |
115 |
20 |
6 |
1189 |
He's stuck between an orca and a hard place. |
1.2270 |
0.04195 |
141 |
114 |
22 |
5 |
1190 |
I promised to always breach across the isle. |
1.2270 |
0.04195 |
141 |
114 |
22 |
5 |
1191 |
My name was Ishmael. |
1.2270 |
0.04314 |
141 |
115 |
20 |
6 |
1192 |
I know why the beached whale sings |
1.2270 |
0.04430 |
141 |
116 |
18 |
7 |
1193 |
Against all odds two lonely souls find each other |
1.2270 |
0.04195 |
141 |
114 |
22 |
5 |
1194 |
And the Lord caused a great fish to swallow up Jonah; which did not work precisely as the Lord had planned. |
1.2270 |
0.04430 |
141 |
116 |
18 |
7 |
1195 |
I don't understand. I trained with Dr. Heimlich himself. |
1.2270 |
0.04314 |
141 |
115 |
20 |
6 |
1196 |
I'm a cuddler |
1.2270 |
0.04314 |
141 |
115 |
20 |
6 |
1197 |
shit man, my bad |
1.2270 |
0.04761 |
141 |
119 |
12 |
10 |
1198 |
Shamu made it look so easy. |
1.2270 |
0.04072 |
141 |
113 |
24 |
4 |
1199 |
To be fair, though, you were supposed to be watching for whales. |
1.2270 |
0.04195 |
141 |
114 |
22 |
5 |
1200 |
Sorry! I'm hungry and I thought you said "KELP"! |
1.2270 |
0.04195 |
141 |
114 |
22 |
5 |
1201 |
This island isn't big enough for two of us |
1.2270 |
0.04314 |
141 |
115 |
20 |
6 |
1202 |
At least you're not lonely anymore. |
1.2270 |
0.04430 |
141 |
116 |
18 |
7 |
1203 |
I said a little company would be nice. |
1.2270 |
0.04195 |
141 |
114 |
22 |
5 |
1204 |
Oh, thank God! Someone to talk to! |
1.2270 |
0.04314 |
141 |
115 |
20 |
6 |
1205 |
I must be getting older...I used to be able to jump this island with ease! |
1.2270 |
0.04072 |
141 |
113 |
24 |
4 |
1206 |
I'm a lap whale. |
1.2270 |
0.04195 |
141 |
114 |
22 |
5 |
1207 |
I can't control my blubbering. |
1.2270 |
0.04195 |
141 |
114 |
22 |
5 |
1208 |
. . . and to complicate matters, my feet are getting sunburned . . . |
1.2270 |
0.04430 |
141 |
116 |
18 |
7 |
1209 |
It's okay, I know CPR. |
1.2254 |
0.04514 |
142 |
118 |
16 |
8 |
1210 |
Gotcha, Ishmael. Game over. |
1.2254 |
0.04401 |
142 |
117 |
18 |
7 |
1211 |
You said "Drop in any time." |
1.2254 |
0.04168 |
142 |
115 |
22 |
5 |
1212 |
Just an oil change, please |
1.2238 |
0.04259 |
143 |
117 |
20 |
6 |
1213 |
Of all the beaches on all the islands in all the world, she flops onto mine. |
1.2230 |
0.04215 |
139 |
113 |
21 |
5 |
1214 |
I always come on too strong! |
1.2230 |
0.04090 |
139 |
112 |
23 |
4 |
1215 |
#whalefail |
1.2230 |
0.04684 |
139 |
117 |
13 |
9 |
1216 |
Sorry ... Global Warming |
1.2230 |
0.04215 |
139 |
113 |
21 |
5 |
1217 |
I know I'm a whale! What's your point? |
1.2230 |
0.04090 |
139 |
112 |
23 |
4 |
1218 |
Never teach a whale to play fetch. |
1.2230 |
0.04337 |
139 |
114 |
19 |
6 |
1219 |
Moby Dick being a dick |
1.2230 |
0.04684 |
139 |
117 |
13 |
9 |
1220 |
Hey look, a ship! |
1.2230 |
0.04090 |
139 |
112 |
23 |
4 |
1221 |
Of course, now I see it's a tree, but let's be honest here, it looked like you were spouting right at me. |
1.2230 |
0.04456 |
139 |
115 |
17 |
7 |
1222 |
Bob, I just want you to know that you're my best friend... Bob?... |
1.2230 |
0.04456 |
139 |
115 |
17 |
7 |
1223 |
Just a myth, huh? |
1.2230 |
0.04090 |
139 |
112 |
23 |
4 |
1224 |
Ahab? I'm home! |
1.2230 |
0.04456 |
139 |
115 |
17 |
7 |
1225 |
I come in for just a fin rotation you guys always find something else wrong... |
1.2230 |
0.04571 |
139 |
116 |
15 |
8 |
1226 |
Hand me the wrench |
1.2230 |
0.04337 |
139 |
114 |
19 |
6 |
1227 |
Now do you believe me? No man is an island. |
1.2230 |
0.04571 |
139 |
116 |
15 |
8 |
1228 |
Did you call Uber? |
1.2230 |
0.04337 |
139 |
114 |
19 |
6 |
1229 |
You do a great whale call. |
1.2230 |
0.04215 |
139 |
113 |
21 |
5 |
1230 |
I'm happy to see you too, Moby, but don't overdo it. |
1.2230 |
0.04337 |
139 |
114 |
19 |
6 |
1231 |
Hey, buddy. I'm stuck. Could you push me back into the water? |
1.2230 |
0.03826 |
139 |
110 |
27 |
2 |
1232 |
Okay, wiseguy, who's a Moby Dick now? |
1.2230 |
0.04456 |
139 |
115 |
17 |
7 |
1233 |
Hey down there, do you know the words to "Don't Worry, Be Happy? |
1.2230 |
0.04337 |
139 |
114 |
19 |
6 |
1234 |
Maybe being a lap whale isn't such a good idea... |
1.2230 |
0.04456 |
139 |
115 |
17 |
7 |
1235 |
Sorry, Ahab, you can run, but you can't hide! |
1.2230 |
0.04337 |
139 |
114 |
19 |
6 |
1236 |
I am looking for an agent. I have this idea for the great American novel. |
1.2230 |
0.04215 |
139 |
113 |
21 |
5 |
1237 |
I swear I saw a shark fin. |
1.2230 |
0.04337 |
139 |
114 |
19 |
6 |
1238 |
Perhaps a dolphin would be a better pet. |
1.2230 |
0.04456 |
139 |
115 |
17 |
7 |
1239 |
A 25000' dive without a parachute and I land here! |
1.2230 |
0.04456 |
139 |
115 |
17 |
7 |
1240 |
That's pretty much how they do it at Sea World, I think. |
1.2230 |
0.04337 |
139 |
114 |
19 |
6 |
1241 |
I warned you about playing that same CD again. |
1.2230 |
0.04337 |
139 |
114 |
19 |
6 |
1242 |
I should've just befriended a volleyball. |
1.2230 |
0.04337 |
139 |
114 |
19 |
6 |
1243 |
Ok, that's good, now just a little to the right... |
1.2230 |
0.04684 |
139 |
117 |
13 |
9 |
1244 |
I just couldn't take another minute of your singing '... a three hour tour'! |
1.2230 |
0.04684 |
139 |
117 |
13 |
9 |
1245 |
Let me know when you're ready to take a selfie. |
1.2230 |
0.04456 |
139 |
115 |
17 |
7 |
1246 |
Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she swims into mine. |
1.2230 |
0.04090 |
139 |
112 |
23 |
4 |
1247 |
Could you get my back too? |
1.2230 |
0.04090 |
139 |
112 |
23 |
4 |
1248 |
Because I can. Why are you here? |
1.2230 |
0.04090 |
139 |
112 |
23 |
4 |
1249 |
As "Free Willie" aged, his leaping suffered. |
1.2230 |
0.04571 |
139 |
116 |
15 |
8 |
1250 |
It's not great for me either. |
1.2230 |
0.04090 |
139 |
112 |
23 |
4 |
1251 |
Of all the islands in all the seas in all of the world... |
1.2230 |
0.04456 |
139 |
115 |
17 |
7 |
1252 |
Sorry, Siri said to make a slight right turn. |
1.2230 |
0.04090 |
139 |
112 |
23 |
4 |
1253 |
Was it good for you? |
1.2230 |
0.04337 |
139 |
114 |
19 |
6 |
1254 |
I'm beached. YOU'RE supposed to be helping ME. |
1.2230 |
0.04456 |
139 |
115 |
17 |
7 |
1255 |
Wow, the audiobook really makes the story come alive. |
1.2230 |
0.04571 |
139 |
116 |
15 |
8 |
1256 |
I never should have yelled, "Here boy!" |
1.2230 |
0.04337 |
139 |
114 |
19 |
6 |
1257 |
At least I'm more interesting to talk to than a volleyball. |
1.2230 |
0.03688 |
139 |
109 |
29 |
1 |
1258 |
Of all the deserted islands in all the oceans in all the world, she washes up on mine. |
1.2230 |
0.04571 |
139 |
116 |
15 |
8 |
1259 |
Perhaps he should have chosen more carefully when answering the age old question, "What one book would you bring if marooned on a desert island for the rest of your life?" |
1.2230 |
0.04090 |
139 |
112 |
23 |
4 |
1260 |
Come on Mobey!!!! Don't be a dick. |
1.2230 |
0.04684 |
139 |
117 |
13 |
9 |
1261 |
I'm glad you adopted me as a baby but I think it's time I left home. |
1.2230 |
0.04215 |
139 |
113 |
21 |
5 |
1262 |
Of all the islands in all the oceans in all the world, she lands on mine. |
1.2230 |
0.03960 |
139 |
111 |
25 |
3 |
1263 |
Sorry, but when you get beached on a tiny island, stuff happens. |
1.2230 |
0.04215 |
139 |
113 |
21 |
5 |
1264 |
Well, thanks a lot for praying you wouldn't die alone. |
1.2230 |
0.04337 |
139 |
114 |
19 |
6 |
1265 |
All's well that ends whale. |
1.2230 |
0.04337 |
139 |
114 |
19 |
6 |
1266 |
Sorry, the "pod"cast said this was a deserted island. |
1.2230 |
0.04337 |
139 |
114 |
19 |
6 |
1267 |
Sorry, is this beach taken? |
1.2230 |
0.04215 |
139 |
113 |
21 |
5 |
1268 |
that's the spot - keep scratching just there! |
1.2230 |
0.04337 |
139 |
114 |
19 |
6 |
1269 |
Sorry... It's Shark Week. |
1.2230 |
0.04571 |
139 |
116 |
15 |
8 |
1270 |
Easy bro, we're all mammals here. |
1.2230 |
0.04215 |
139 |
113 |
21 |
5 |
1271 |
Don't worry, I only eat plankton. |
1.2230 |
0.04456 |
139 |
115 |
17 |
7 |
1272 |
I'm pretty sure I can make it all the way across next time if you hold the hoop a little higher. |
1.2230 |
0.04456 |
139 |
115 |
17 |
7 |
1273 |
Who says I can't have a crush on a man? |
1.2230 |
0.04215 |
139 |
113 |
21 |
5 |
1274 |
I don't care that you were here first. |
1.2230 |
0.04090 |
139 |
112 |
23 |
4 |
1275 |
Cannnnnonballlll! |
1.2230 |
0.04090 |
139 |
112 |
23 |
4 |
1276 |
Are you my mother? |
1.2230 |
0.04456 |
139 |
115 |
17 |
7 |
1277 |
Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse... |
1.2230 |
0.04456 |
139 |
115 |
17 |
7 |
1278 |
You mean your name is NOT Ahab? |
1.2230 |
0.04456 |
139 |
115 |
17 |
7 |
1279 |
I have to say, I expected more of a squishing sound. |
1.2230 |
0.04456 |
139 |
115 |
17 |
7 |
1280 |
At the count of 3, you lift and I'll start pushing with my tail. |
1.2230 |
0.04215 |
139 |
113 |
21 |
5 |
1281 |
Well, pardon me for spawning. |
1.2230 |
0.04090 |
139 |
112 |
23 |
4 |
1282 |
Excuse me sir. I saw the listing first. |
1.2230 |
0.04337 |
139 |
114 |
19 |
6 |
1283 |
This Pokemon Go app is questionable at best. |
1.2230 |
0.04215 |
139 |
113 |
21 |
5 |
1284 |
White whale privilege. |
1.2230 |
0.04337 |
139 |
114 |
19 |
6 |
1285 |
You're going to need a bigger cracker. |
1.2222 |
0.04116 |
144 |
117 |
22 |
5 |
1286 |
When I said I wanted to bring Moby Dick to my desert island, I didn't mean it literally. |
1.2214 |
0.04309 |
140 |
115 |
19 |
6 |
1287 |
You? How do you think I feel-it looked way bigger online. |
1.2214 |
0.04653 |
140 |
118 |
13 |
9 |
1288 |
Migrating is so exhausting. |
1.2214 |
0.04064 |
140 |
113 |
23 |
4 |
1289 |
At least I no longer need sunscreen. |
1.2190 |
0.03837 |
137 |
109 |
26 |
2 |
1290 |
I must say, the garnish is a very nice touch. |
1.2190 |
0.04236 |
137 |
112 |
20 |
5 |
1291 |
I thought I ordered the shrimp |
1.2190 |
0.04361 |
137 |
113 |
18 |
6 |
1292 |
Oh wow ... Like, I was really drunk last night, so whatever happened after the ... Hello? ... |
1.2190 |
0.04361 |
137 |
113 |
18 |
6 |
1293 |
Unfortunately the whale had a crush on Jonah |
1.2190 |
0.04107 |
137 |
111 |
22 |
4 |
1294 |
Sorry about Wilson. |
1.2190 |
0.04482 |
137 |
114 |
16 |
7 |
1295 |
Sorry dear. The island looked so much bigger on Airbnb. |
1.2190 |
0.04482 |
137 |
114 |
16 |
7 |
1296 |
Tag! |
1.2190 |
0.03974 |
137 |
110 |
24 |
3 |
1297 |
A little to the left...ahhh, that's the ticket. |
1.2190 |
0.04107 |
137 |
111 |
22 |
4 |
1298 |
Gotcha Ishmael. |
1.2190 |
0.04600 |
137 |
115 |
14 |
8 |
1299 |
' It's Global warming, if the water rises abit i'll be on my way.' |
1.2190 |
0.03974 |
137 |
110 |
24 |
3 |
1300 |
Do you want to be on top instead? |
1.2190 |
0.04600 |
137 |
115 |
14 |
8 |
1301 |
Is this helping? This isnt helping, is it? |
1.2190 |
0.04236 |
137 |
112 |
20 |
5 |
1302 |
I came to save you. |
1.2190 |
0.04600 |
137 |
115 |
14 |
8 |
1303 |
I don't want to go back to Orlando! |
1.2190 |
0.04361 |
137 |
113 |
18 |
6 |
1304 |
Well I wouldn't have wished for this either. |
1.2190 |
0.04361 |
137 |
113 |
18 |
6 |
1305 |
This is why I can't have nice things. |
1.2190 |
0.04361 |
137 |
113 |
18 |
6 |
1306 |
I hope that guy wasn't a marine biologist. |
1.2190 |
0.04107 |
137 |
111 |
22 |
4 |
1307 |
Promise you'll never leave me! |
1.2190 |
0.04361 |
137 |
113 |
18 |
6 |
1308 |
Just my luck! A beached human. |
1.2190 |
0.04236 |
137 |
112 |
20 |
5 |
1309 |
Sorry. You looked like you needed a hug. |
1.2190 |
0.04236 |
137 |
112 |
20 |
5 |
1310 |
He ain't heavy, he's my Whale. |
1.2190 |
0.04600 |
137 |
115 |
14 |
8 |
1311 |
Um. Could you give me a little push. |
1.2190 |
0.04107 |
137 |
111 |
22 |
4 |
1312 |
Well, you've been whining about having no company... |
1.2190 |
0.03837 |
137 |
109 |
26 |
2 |
1313 |
My cousin at Sea World says he gets a fish treat after each jump. |
1.2190 |
0.04361 |
137 |
113 |
18 |
6 |
1314 |
I thanked God for saving me and just asked for more shade. |
1.2190 |
0.04482 |
137 |
114 |
16 |
7 |
1315 |
LOOK, IT'S A--- Mmmmmmmphhh! |
1.2190 |
0.04361 |
137 |
113 |
18 |
6 |
1316 |
I swear something just touched me in the water! |
1.2190 |
0.04600 |
137 |
115 |
14 |
8 |
1317 |
Whale, I didn't see that coming. |
1.2190 |
0.04482 |
137 |
114 |
16 |
7 |
1318 |
What a fluke this is! |
1.2190 |
0.04236 |
137 |
112 |
20 |
5 |
1319 |
And to think I moved here to escape the crushing weight of my middle-class responsibilities. |
1.2190 |
0.04482 |
137 |
114 |
16 |
7 |
1320 |
What are the odds? You won the lotto, got ship wrecked, and now this. |
1.2190 |
0.04236 |
137 |
112 |
20 |
5 |
1321 |
If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with. |
1.2190 |
0.03974 |
137 |
110 |
24 |
3 |
1322 |
Could you swim 10,000 miles without a break? |
1.2190 |
0.04236 |
137 |
112 |
20 |
5 |
1323 |
Do you ever wish you could just get out from under all the pressure? |
1.2190 |
0.04236 |
137 |
112 |
20 |
5 |
1324 |
That's for Tilikum and Shamu! |
1.2190 |
0.04361 |
137 |
113 |
18 |
6 |
1325 |
Just be still, almost done with the root canal. |
1.2190 |
0.04482 |
137 |
114 |
16 |
7 |
1326 |
Yo Ahab! Tag! You're it. |
1.2190 |
0.04236 |
137 |
112 |
20 |
5 |
1327 |
A little more to the left |
1.2190 |
0.03837 |
137 |
109 |
26 |
2 |
1328 |
Take THIS story back to your publisher! |
1.2190 |
0.04236 |
137 |
112 |
20 |
5 |
1329 |
Sorry, Willy made it look easy. |
1.2190 |
0.04236 |
137 |
112 |
20 |
5 |
1330 |
SeaWorld said they only wanted killer whales. |
1.2190 |
0.04236 |
137 |
112 |
20 |
5 |
1331 |
Island food doesn't always agree with me. |
1.2190 |
0.04236 |
137 |
112 |
20 |
5 |
1332 |
Amazon delivery! Here's the copy you ordered of Moby Dick. |
1.2190 |
0.04236 |
137 |
112 |
20 |
5 |
1333 |
Dear Diary...Day 1. Call me Ish... |
1.2190 |
0.04600 |
137 |
115 |
14 |
8 |
1334 |
Ishmael? Is that you? |
1.2190 |
0.04600 |
137 |
115 |
14 |
8 |
1335 |
Who said,"no man is an island"? |
1.2190 |
0.04361 |
137 |
113 |
18 |
6 |
1336 |
I got your note in a bottlel |
1.2190 |
0.04482 |
137 |
114 |
16 |
7 |
1337 |
Gotcha, Pokémon Crusoe ! |
1.2190 |
0.04361 |
137 |
113 |
18 |
6 |
1338 |
Nailed It!!! |
1.2190 |
0.03974 |
137 |
110 |
24 |
3 |
1339 |
Sorry, I thought your island was a female whale. |
1.2190 |
0.04236 |
137 |
112 |
20 |
5 |
1340 |
You know this island makes you look fat, right? |
1.2190 |
0.04236 |
137 |
112 |
20 |
5 |
1341 |
It was thundering and lightning! I had to get out of the water! |
1.2190 |
0.04107 |
137 |
111 |
22 |
4 |
1342 |
Please don't tell the rest of my pod. |
1.2190 |
0.03974 |
137 |
110 |
24 |
3 |
1343 |
Well it was YOUR idea to play Marco Polo...... |
1.2190 |
0.04107 |
137 |
111 |
22 |
4 |
1344 |
Did you find any Pokemon here? |
1.2190 |
0.04361 |
137 |
113 |
18 |
6 |
1345 |
Wrong bait. |
1.2190 |
0.04482 |
137 |
114 |
16 |
7 |
1346 |
when I said my 'one thing' would be Moby Dick I meant a copy of the book |
1.2190 |
0.04361 |
137 |
113 |
18 |
6 |
1347 |
Looking for love in all the wrong places. |
1.2190 |
0.04361 |
137 |
113 |
18 |
6 |
1348 |
How about this for whale watching? |
1.2190 |
0.04236 |
137 |
112 |
20 |
5 |
1349 |
turn me over, im done on this side. |
1.2190 |
0.04600 |
137 |
115 |
14 |
8 |
1350 |
And me without any tartar sauce. |
1.2174 |
0.04080 |
138 |
112 |
22 |
4 |
1351 |
This Island is not big enought for the two of us. |
1.2174 |
0.04332 |
138 |
114 |
18 |
6 |
1352 |
Scratch a little to the left, please. |
1.2174 |
0.04332 |
138 |
114 |
18 |
6 |
1353 |
I just think we need space. |
1.2174 |
0.03812 |
138 |
110 |
26 |
2 |
1354 |
Of all the islands, in all the oceans, in all the world, I flop onto yours. |
1.2174 |
0.04080 |
138 |
112 |
22 |
4 |
1355 |
Hey, I'm a tree-hugger, too! |
1.2174 |
0.04080 |
138 |
112 |
22 |
4 |
1356 |
Call me Ish. |
1.2174 |
0.04208 |
138 |
113 |
20 |
5 |
1357 |
That's the last time I'll have to hear 'thar she blows'! |
1.2174 |
0.04570 |
138 |
116 |
14 |
8 |
1358 |
You also bought into this tropical retreat timeshare? |
1.2174 |
0.04208 |
138 |
113 |
20 |
5 |
1359 |
Sadly, Moby's attempt to show affection, failed again. |
1.2174 |
0.04080 |
138 |
112 |
22 |
4 |
1360 |
Why won't you hump back? |
1.2174 |
0.04332 |
138 |
114 |
18 |
6 |
1361 |
I know you're having trouble breathing. Think how I feel! |
1.2174 |
0.04208 |
138 |
113 |
20 |
5 |
1362 |
Jonah, your Uber driver is here. |
1.2174 |
0.04208 |
138 |
113 |
20 |
5 |
1363 |
My apologies...but I've decided to evolve, and I'm on a very tight schedule. |
1.2174 |
0.04332 |
138 |
114 |
18 |
6 |
1364 |
With all the islands, in all the oceans, you had to beach on mine. |
1.2174 |
0.04570 |
138 |
116 |
14 |
8 |
1365 |
Sometimes you just feel a relationship isn't working out. |
1.2174 |
0.04332 |
138 |
114 |
18 |
6 |
1366 |
Careful -- there's a shark out there! |
1.2174 |
0.04208 |
138 |
113 |
20 |
5 |
1367 |
I found him! |
1.2174 |
0.04332 |
138 |
114 |
18 |
6 |
1368 |
You're such a good listener. |
1.2174 |
0.04452 |
138 |
115 |
16 |
7 |
1369 |
I thought you said you just needed a hug. |
1.2174 |
0.04684 |
138 |
117 |
12 |
9 |
1370 |
Sorry about that. It looked easy when Willy did it. |
1.2174 |
0.04080 |
138 |
112 |
22 |
4 |
1371 |
Looks Like your leaking oil. |
1.2174 |
0.04332 |
138 |
114 |
18 |
6 |
1372 |
Nobody calls me a Dick. |
1.2174 |
0.04684 |
138 |
117 |
12 |
9 |
1373 |
Oh Ahab, how I've missed you. |
1.2174 |
0.04452 |
138 |
115 |
16 |
7 |
1374 |
It looked a lot easier when Willy did it. |
1.2174 |
0.04332 |
138 |
114 |
18 |
6 |
1375 |
Nice to meet you, Ishmael. Call me Dick. |
1.2174 |
0.04208 |
138 |
113 |
20 |
5 |
1376 |
Why whale speed bumps don't work. |
1.2174 |
0.04332 |
138 |
114 |
18 |
6 |
1377 |
Man, I got some bad krill. |
1.2174 |
0.04080 |
138 |
112 |
22 |
4 |
1378 |
You were wishing for a big cold ale? |
1.2174 |
0.04684 |
138 |
117 |
12 |
9 |
1379 |
It’s Moby Richard you annoying little twit. |
1.2174 |
0.04332 |
138 |
114 |
18 |
6 |
1380 |
For an extra fifty bucks I can change out the filter too. |
1.2174 |
0.04452 |
138 |
115 |
16 |
7 |
1381 |
I think I caught something. |
1.2174 |
0.04684 |
138 |
117 |
12 |
9 |
1382 |
These speed bumps are killing me! |
1.2174 |
0.04452 |
138 |
115 |
16 |
7 |
1383 |
Long time no sea...Ishmael. |
1.2174 |
0.04684 |
138 |
117 |
12 |
9 |
1384 |
Sorry. When you gotta beach, you gotta beach. |
1.2174 |
0.04332 |
138 |
114 |
18 |
6 |
1385 |
Oh I feel like such a klutz. |
1.2174 |
0.04570 |
138 |
116 |
14 |
8 |
1386 |
Believe it or not, I'm insured for this. |
1.2174 |
0.03949 |
138 |
111 |
24 |
3 |
1387 |
Shark for Pete's sake, it's jump the SHARK |
1.2174 |
0.04080 |
138 |
112 |
22 |
4 |
1388 |
Who looks like a beached whale now, huh? |
1.2174 |
0.04332 |
138 |
114 |
18 |
6 |
1389 |
Just like old times, eh, Ahab? |
1.2174 |
0.04208 |
138 |
113 |
20 |
5 |
1390 |
I should have looked before I breached. |
1.2174 |
0.04332 |
138 |
114 |
18 |
6 |
1391 |
Let's just sing duets. The dance routine isn't working. |
1.2174 |
0.04684 |
138 |
117 |
12 |
9 |
1392 |
You didn't upgrade to Windows 10. I'm here to inquire why. |
1.2174 |
0.04208 |
138 |
113 |
20 |
5 |
1393 |
With global warming, I'll be covered in water again in no time. |
1.2174 |
0.04332 |
138 |
114 |
18 |
6 |
1394 |
I'm so sorry. From a distance your island resembled a sperm whale I dated near the Azore's. |
1.2174 |
0.04080 |
138 |
112 |
22 |
4 |
1395 |
I knew I'd find you someday, Ishmael! |
1.2174 |
0.04332 |
138 |
114 |
18 |
6 |
1396 |
{Moby Dick Epilogue} And the great whale, overcome with guilt, failed miserably in a final act of contrition. |
1.2174 |
0.04080 |
138 |
112 |
22 |
4 |
1397 |
Relax! I have you covered. |
1.2174 |
0.04452 |
138 |
115 |
16 |
7 |
1398 |
I told you no Moby Dick jokes. |
1.2174 |
0.04208 |
138 |
113 |
20 |
5 |
1399 |
Finally—No Man is an Island. |
1.2174 |
0.04332 |
138 |
114 |
18 |
6 |
1400 |
And stop calling me Ishmael! |
1.2174 |
0.04332 |
138 |
114 |
18 |
6 |
1401 |
Thank you for letting me vent. |
1.2174 |
0.04332 |
138 |
114 |
18 |
6 |
1402 |
You win, I can't do the "Free Willy" jump. |
1.2174 |
0.04452 |
138 |
115 |
16 |
7 |
1403 |
Sorry, you looked like my trainer from Sea World. |
1.2174 |
0.04452 |
138 |
115 |
16 |
7 |
1404 |
Are you beached, too? |
1.2174 |
0.04208 |
138 |
113 |
20 |
5 |
1405 |
Call me Smooshmael. |
1.2174 |
0.04905 |
138 |
119 |
8 |
11 |
1406 |
Hmm, I swear I saw somebody waving! |
1.2174 |
0.03671 |
138 |
109 |
28 |
1 |
1407 |
Relax, I'm certified in C.P.R. |
1.2174 |
0.04332 |
138 |
114 |
18 |
6 |
1408 |
What kind of name is Ishmael, anyway? |
1.2174 |
0.03949 |
138 |
111 |
24 |
3 |
1409 |
I saw a shark! |
1.2174 |
0.04080 |
138 |
112 |
22 |
4 |
1410 |
Ok, that's good....now just behind my left ear. |
1.2174 |
0.04208 |
138 |
113 |
20 |
5 |
1411 |
Oh no! Just when I thought he was about to vote me off the island! |
1.2132 |
0.04355 |
136 |
113 |
17 |
6 |
1412 |
You looked like you could use some company. |
1.2132 |
0.04598 |
136 |
115 |
13 |
8 |
1413 |
So Noah, here's the deal. |
1.2132 |
0.04355 |
136 |
113 |
17 |
6 |
1414 |
Hey, you're the one who wanted to play Twister! |
1.2132 |
0.04355 |
136 |
113 |
17 |
6 |
1415 |
Call me Ishwhale. |
1.2132 |
0.04829 |
136 |
117 |
9 |
10 |
1416 |
Enough with the overwrought symbolisn already.Sometimes you just just get smashed by a white whale |
1.2132 |
0.04478 |
136 |
114 |
15 |
7 |
1417 |
It's called 'eminent domain.' I learned about it from Donald Trump. |
1.2132 |
0.04228 |
136 |
112 |
19 |
5 |
1418 |
So that was a tsunami. |
1.2132 |
0.04097 |
136 |
111 |
21 |
4 |
1419 |
...sorry, I was chasing a Pokemon |
1.2132 |
0.04478 |
136 |
114 |
15 |
7 |
1420 |
Kansas, 2084 |
1.2132 |
0.04355 |
136 |
113 |
17 |
6 |
1421 |
Those sharks on Waterbnb must have double-booked us. |
1.2132 |
0.04228 |
136 |
112 |
19 |
5 |
1422 |
Missed it by that much. |
1.2132 |
0.04355 |
136 |
113 |
17 |
6 |
1423 |
Well, here's another fine mess you've gotten me into, Ahab. |
1.2132 |
0.04478 |
136 |
114 |
15 |
7 |
1424 |
I said, on 'THREE'! |
1.2132 |
0.04097 |
136 |
111 |
21 |
4 |
1425 |
But everyone needs a hug once in a while. |
1.2132 |
0.04478 |
136 |
114 |
15 |
7 |
1426 |
I'm an endangered species. If you have a complaint, take it up with the World Wildlife organization. |
1.2132 |
0.04478 |
136 |
114 |
15 |
7 |
1427 |
I didn't see your name on it. |
1.2132 |
0.04228 |
136 |
112 |
19 |
5 |
1428 |
Breathe through your blow-hole. |
1.2132 |
0.04478 |
136 |
114 |
15 |
7 |
1429 |
Hmm...Willy made it seem so easy. |
1.2132 |
0.04478 |
136 |
114 |
15 |
7 |
1430 |
I land. Get it? |
1.2132 |
0.03962 |
136 |
110 |
23 |
3 |
1431 |
I ordered pizza! |
1.2132 |
0.04598 |
136 |
115 |
13 |
8 |
1432 |
Melville decided to cut the chapter showing Moby's playful side. |
1.2132 |
0.04228 |
136 |
112 |
19 |
5 |
1433 |
Son of a Beach! |
1.2132 |
0.04355 |
136 |
113 |
17 |
6 |
1434 |
I have no freakin idea what the password is! |
1.2132 |
0.04598 |
136 |
115 |
13 |
8 |
1435 |
Note to self: When ordering seafood, never use the drop shipping option. |
1.2132 |
0.04355 |
136 |
113 |
17 |
6 |
1436 |
I could have sworn I left him here... |
1.2132 |
0.03962 |
136 |
110 |
23 |
3 |
1437 |
Sorry, Jonah. But one man's beach is another man's breach. |
1.2132 |
0.04478 |
136 |
114 |
15 |
7 |
1438 |
Now you're really being a dick. |
1.2132 |
0.04829 |
136 |
117 |
9 |
10 |
1439 |
So, you are lost too? |
1.2132 |
0.04097 |
136 |
111 |
21 |
4 |
1440 |
I'm a little less surprised than you. |
1.2132 |
0.04355 |
136 |
113 |
17 |
6 |
1441 |
Sorry dude - Pokemon Go again. |
1.2132 |
0.04355 |
136 |
113 |
17 |
6 |
1442 |
Sorry, you looked like Ishmael. |
1.2132 |
0.04478 |
136 |
114 |
15 |
7 |
1443 |
Moby, don't be a dick; I can't breathe. |
1.2132 |
0.04598 |
136 |
115 |
13 |
8 |
1444 |
Sorry... I thought I saw a shark. |
1.2132 |
0.04228 |
136 |
112 |
19 |
5 |
1445 |
I've never been very good at parking. |
1.2132 |
0.03822 |
136 |
109 |
25 |
2 |
1446 |
I warned you, but you just HAD to crack one more "blowhole" joke, didn't you? |
1.2132 |
0.03822 |
136 |
109 |
25 |
2 |
1447 |
Oh my god! I've killed Kevin Costner! |
1.2132 |
0.04097 |
136 |
111 |
21 |
4 |
1448 |
Of all of the beaches in all of the seas in all of the world she beaches onto mine. |
1.2132 |
0.04478 |
136 |
114 |
15 |
7 |
1449 |
Just stick the message into the bottle and don't worry about how you spelled Cetacea. |
1.2132 |
0.04097 |
136 |
111 |
21 |
4 |
1450 |
The good news is your whale calls from 'Finding Nemo' are spot-on. |
1.2132 |
0.04355 |
136 |
113 |
17 |
6 |
1451 |
My fear of water trumps your social anxiety. |
1.2132 |
0.04228 |
136 |
112 |
19 |
5 |
1452 |
Remember SeaWorld! |
1.2117 |
0.04326 |
137 |
114 |
17 |
6 |
1453 |
Talk about being unlucky, I get beached out here in the middle of nowhere. |
1.2117 |
0.04200 |
137 |
113 |
19 |
5 |
1454 |
We are just going to have to learn to share. |
1.2090 |
0.03974 |
134 |
109 |
22 |
3 |
1455 |
Sorry! I did catch the Pokemon though, if it's of any consolation. |
1.2090 |
0.04627 |
134 |
114 |
12 |
8 |
1456 |
One of us has to go. |
1.2090 |
0.04113 |
134 |
110 |
20 |
4 |
1457 |
Maybe you should go on top. |
1.2090 |
0.04504 |
134 |
113 |
14 |
7 |
1458 |
Mamma told me not to swim and Pokémon Go. |
1.2090 |
0.04627 |
134 |
114 |
12 |
8 |
1459 |
You mean Ish-meal. |
1.2090 |
0.04377 |
134 |
112 |
16 |
6 |
1460 |
This is my first time breaching. |
1.2090 |
0.04113 |
134 |
110 |
20 |
4 |
1461 |
I put on a few pounds after leaving Sea World. |
1.2090 |
0.04247 |
134 |
111 |
18 |
5 |
1462 |
Hey, take a load off! |
1.2090 |
0.04377 |
134 |
112 |
16 |
6 |
1463 |
Well, you DID say you didn't want to spend the rest of your life talking to a volleyball |
1.2090 |
0.04113 |
134 |
110 |
20 |
4 |
1464 |
How Moby got his last name. |
1.2090 |
0.04504 |
134 |
113 |
14 |
7 |
1465 |
What do you mean, you need some space? |
1.2090 |
0.04377 |
134 |
112 |
16 |
6 |
1466 |
Trust me, you'll feel differently about this arrangement at low tide. |
1.2090 |
0.04247 |
134 |
111 |
18 |
5 |
1467 |
I can't get off. I've beached. |
1.2090 |
0.04377 |
134 |
112 |
16 |
6 |
1468 |
What do you mean I have a little something on my chin? |
1.2090 |
0.04377 |
134 |
112 |
16 |
6 |
1469 |
Uncle. Uncle! |
1.2090 |
0.04113 |
134 |
110 |
20 |
4 |
1470 |
Sorry about the palm tree, man. I was texting my cetologist. |
1.2090 |
0.04247 |
134 |
111 |
18 |
5 |
1471 |
Whale hello there. |
1.2090 |
0.04627 |
134 |
114 |
12 |
8 |
1472 |
I feel like the princess on a pea. |
1.2090 |
0.04113 |
134 |
110 |
20 |
4 |
1473 |
Don't you ever have days when you just need a hug? |
1.2090 |
0.03830 |
134 |
108 |
24 |
2 |
1474 |
I'm not happy about this situation either. |
1.2090 |
0.04377 |
134 |
112 |
16 |
6 |
1475 |
Don't worry, they'll never find you. |
1.2090 |
0.04247 |
134 |
111 |
18 |
5 |
1476 |
This is awkward, but I rented the island thru my travel agent last year. |
1.2090 |
0.04377 |
134 |
112 |
16 |
6 |
1477 |
Anyone seen Ishmael? |
1.2090 |
0.04247 |
134 |
111 |
18 |
5 |
1478 |
Oops.......my GPS needs an update |
1.2090 |
0.04113 |
134 |
110 |
20 |
4 |
1479 |
I thought I saw a shark. |
1.2090 |
0.04113 |
134 |
110 |
20 |
4 |
1480 |
Free Billy! |
1.2074 |
0.04348 |
135 |
113 |
16 |
6 |
1481 |
Yeah, I'm gonna have to call you back, you're cutting out. |
1.2074 |
0.04085 |
135 |
111 |
20 |
4 |
1482 |
Ok, ok, I'm no Michael Phelps. |
1.2074 |
0.04085 |
135 |
111 |
20 |
4 |
1483 |
Robinson Crusoe meets Moby Dick. |
1.2074 |
0.04085 |
135 |
111 |
20 |
4 |
1484 |
Excuse me, this island is supposed to be deserted. |
1.2074 |
0.04219 |
135 |
112 |
18 |
5 |
1485 |
Sorry about that - do you think you could help roll me back in? |
1.2074 |
0.04085 |
135 |
111 |
20 |
4 |
1486 |
Maybe next time you’ll remember not to call us fish. |
1.2074 |
0.03948 |
135 |
110 |
22 |
3 |
1487 |
When the opportunity finally came, he let nothing stand in the way of his lifelong ambition to be the Big Fish on the small island. |
1.2074 |
0.04219 |
135 |
112 |
18 |
5 |
1488 |
Moby sent me. |
1.2074 |
0.04219 |
135 |
112 |
18 |
5 |
1489 |
Flip over, you're snoring again. |
1.2074 |
0.04085 |
135 |
111 |
20 |
4 |
1490 |
Who's the mammal now Gary? |
1.2074 |
0.04219 |
135 |
112 |
18 |
5 |
1491 |
Sorry! I see now you have both legs. |
1.2074 |
0.04219 |
135 |
112 |
18 |
5 |
1492 |
Captain Ahab, I presume. |
1.2074 |
0.03948 |
135 |
110 |
22 |
3 |
1493 |
Thanks, just needed a break. Water's killing me. |
1.2074 |
0.04085 |
135 |
111 |
20 |
4 |
1494 |
You have no idea how lonely I've been |
1.2074 |
0.03948 |
135 |
110 |
22 |
3 |
1495 |
You'll thank me for this when Greenpeace arrives. |
1.2074 |
0.04219 |
135 |
112 |
18 |
5 |
1496 |
I just can't quit you, Ahab. |
1.2074 |
0.04348 |
135 |
113 |
16 |
6 |
1497 |
So this is what it's like to whale on somebody. |
1.2074 |
0.04473 |
135 |
114 |
14 |
7 |
1498 |
Dang, something tickles. |
1.2074 |
0.04219 |
135 |
112 |
18 |
5 |
1499 |
What sort of Uber driver were you expecting in this neighborhood? |
1.2074 |
0.03805 |
135 |
109 |
24 |
2 |
1500 |
My first wish is to be stranded on a tropical island with a shapely female . . . |
1.2074 |
0.04219 |
135 |
112 |
18 |
5 |
1501 |
The whale in the movie made that jump look so easy. |
1.2074 |
0.04219 |
135 |
112 |
18 |
5 |
1502 |
Is that you Jonah? |
1.2074 |
0.04348 |
135 |
113 |
16 |
6 |
1503 |
Death's a beach. |
1.2074 |
0.04219 |
135 |
112 |
18 |
5 |
1504 |
You looked taller in your profile pic. |
1.2074 |
0.04348 |
135 |
113 |
16 |
6 |
1505 |
I wonder where Jonah went. |
1.2074 |
0.04473 |
135 |
114 |
14 |
7 |
1506 |
Ahab? |
1.2074 |
0.04348 |
135 |
113 |
16 |
6 |
1507 |
SPF 2384 |
1.2074 |
0.04595 |
135 |
115 |
12 |
8 |
1508 |
Ishmael, it's Moby! |
1.2074 |
0.04348 |
135 |
113 |
16 |
6 |
1509 |
There, there -- you're not alone. I'm your friend. |
1.2074 |
0.04085 |
135 |
111 |
20 |
4 |
1510 |
So quiet today. Something weighing on your mind? |
1.2074 |
0.03805 |
135 |
109 |
24 |
2 |
1511 |
It looked so easy when Flipper made the jump. |
1.2074 |
0.04085 |
135 |
111 |
20 |
4 |
1512 |
I thought it said *deserted* island. |
1.2074 |
0.04085 |
135 |
111 |
20 |
4 |
1513 |
Mama always said, "Look before you breach!" |
1.2059 |
0.04443 |
136 |
115 |
14 |
7 |
1514 |
Krill me now. |
1.2059 |
0.03922 |
136 |
111 |
22 |
3 |
1515 |
Moby, you're being a real dick right now. |
1.2059 |
0.04318 |
136 |
114 |
16 |
6 |
1516 |
Don't be silly Jonah, I'm a vegetarian... |
1.2059 |
0.04681 |
136 |
117 |
10 |
9 |
1517 |
What a fluke, huh buddy? |
1.2059 |
0.03780 |
136 |
110 |
24 |
2 |
1518 |
My lawyer is calling it 'death by echolocation.' |
1.2045 |
0.04400 |
132 |
111 |
15 |
6 |
1519 |
My parents told me to get out more. |
1.2045 |
0.04129 |
132 |
109 |
19 |
4 |
1520 |
Deep within all this blubber is a lapdog yearning to be free. |
1.2045 |
0.04400 |
132 |
111 |
15 |
6 |
1521 |
Sorry, my migration app isn't working. |
1.2045 |
0.04129 |
132 |
109 |
19 |
4 |
1522 |
I'm lonely too you know... |
1.2045 |
0.04129 |
132 |
109 |
19 |
4 |
1523 |
This is not what I meant by supporting wildlife. |
1.2045 |
0.04129 |
132 |
109 |
19 |
4 |
1524 |
Well, this is rather flukish on several levels. |
1.2045 |
0.04129 |
132 |
109 |
19 |
4 |
1525 |
Plus, the whale watching is fantastic here. |
1.2045 |
0.04400 |
132 |
111 |
15 |
6 |
1526 |
Anyone here order an Uber? |
1.2045 |
0.04267 |
132 |
110 |
17 |
5 |
1527 |
Sorry, I just had to rest after island hopping all week. |
1.2045 |
0.03685 |
132 |
106 |
25 |
1 |
1528 |
Darn, another breaching accident. My insurance premiums will go through the roof. |
1.2045 |
0.04267 |
132 |
110 |
17 |
5 |
1529 |
You would think the high jump would be just a bit easier in deeper water! |
1.2045 |
0.04129 |
132 |
109 |
19 |
4 |
1530 |
Sorry, I thought you said "Squishmael." |
1.2045 |
0.04267 |
132 |
110 |
17 |
5 |
1531 |
Of all the . . . Ahab, is that you?!? |
1.2045 |
0.04129 |
132 |
109 |
19 |
4 |
1532 |
An inconvenient truth. |
1.2045 |
0.04129 |
132 |
109 |
19 |
4 |
1533 |
No big deal--your ambergris is about 12,000 gallons low. I'll have you out of here in a jiffy. |
1.2045 |
0.04400 |
132 |
111 |
15 |
6 |
1534 |
Sorry. I saw a jellyfish. |
1.2045 |
0.04267 |
132 |
110 |
17 |
5 |
1535 |
Ishmael, Shishmael. Call yourself what you want, but this should put a stop to your endless yarns. |
1.2045 |
0.04267 |
132 |
110 |
17 |
5 |
1536 |
Note to pod: Put not your faith into echoes and sonar! |
1.2045 |
0.04400 |
132 |
111 |
15 |
6 |
1537 |
Crusoe's hopes for rescue are flattened |
1.2045 |
0.04267 |
132 |
110 |
17 |
5 |
1538 |
Well it's not how I planned to spend my vacation either |
1.2045 |
0.03685 |
132 |
106 |
25 |
1 |
1539 |
Maybe no man is an island… |
1.2045 |
0.04267 |
132 |
110 |
17 |
5 |
1540 |
No whale is an island. |
1.2045 |
0.04129 |
132 |
109 |
19 |
4 |
1541 |
On the plus side, I'm not a humpback. |
1.2045 |
0.04267 |
132 |
110 |
17 |
5 |
1542 |
I guess I owe you ten bucks; I was sure I could clear it. |
1.2045 |
0.04129 |
132 |
109 |
19 |
4 |
1543 |
"Let's have a sleepover!" You said. ""It'll be fun!" You said. |
1.2045 |
0.03986 |
132 |
108 |
21 |
3 |
1544 |
I miss Gary Larson. |
1.2045 |
0.04400 |
132 |
111 |
15 |
6 |
1545 |
I get the feeling you're not going to call me in the city. |
1.2045 |
0.03986 |
132 |
108 |
21 |
3 |
1546 |
This South Beach diet is brutal |
1.2045 |
0.04400 |
132 |
111 |
15 |
6 |
1547 |
Do you mind? You're in my sun. |
1.2045 |
0.03986 |
132 |
108 |
21 |
3 |
1548 |
Sorry, I didn't catch that. |
1.2045 |
0.04129 |
132 |
109 |
19 |
4 |
1549 |
So is anyone gonna help me back in? |
1.2045 |
0.04129 |
132 |
109 |
19 |
4 |
1550 |
Sorry. If I were a dolphin, I'd have made it. |
1.2045 |
0.04267 |
132 |
110 |
17 |
5 |
1551 |
Survivor: Climate Change Edition |
1.2045 |
0.04129 |
132 |
109 |
19 |
4 |
1552 |
Sorry, my bad, I was texting while diving... |
1.2045 |
0.04400 |
132 |
111 |
15 |
6 |
1553 |
Sorry, I just got tired of all the swimming. |
1.2045 |
0.04129 |
132 |
109 |
19 |
4 |
1554 |
So much for Match.com! |
1.2045 |
0.04267 |
132 |
110 |
17 |
5 |
1555 |
Stay tuned to see if tickling works! |
1.2045 |
0.04267 |
132 |
110 |
17 |
5 |
1556 |
I said no more desert island cartoons! |
1.2045 |
0.04530 |
132 |
112 |
13 |
7 |
1557 |
That's when pressure to get off the island really increased |
1.2045 |
0.03986 |
132 |
108 |
21 |
3 |
1558 |
Just the oil change, or are we rotating the fins today too? |
1.2045 |
0.04267 |
132 |
110 |
17 |
5 |
1559 |
Maybe you should try the trust fall on me instead. |
1.2045 |
0.04267 |
132 |
110 |
17 |
5 |
1560 |
You've never heard of a lap whale? |
1.2045 |
0.03986 |
132 |
108 |
21 |
3 |
1561 |
Guess I should've taken the bottom bunk. |
1.2045 |
0.04129 |
132 |
109 |
19 |
4 |
1562 |
I'm your Uber diver, Moby. |
1.2045 |
0.04267 |
132 |
110 |
17 |
5 |
1563 |
Need a push here. |
1.2045 |
0.04129 |
132 |
109 |
19 |
4 |
1564 |
That'll teach him to crap in the ocean. |
1.2045 |
0.04129 |
132 |
109 |
19 |
4 |
1565 |
This is not the way it was supposed to end, Jonah. |
1.2045 |
0.04267 |
132 |
110 |
17 |
5 |
1566 |
" I need my space. I need my space. " All you ever do is whine. |
1.2045 |
0.04267 |
132 |
110 |
17 |
5 |
1567 |
Dick was my uncle. I'm Moby Douche. |
1.2045 |
0.04655 |
132 |
113 |
11 |
8 |
1568 |
Do you want the coconut, or not? |
1.2045 |
0.04129 |
132 |
109 |
19 |
4 |
1569 |
I said breach, not beach. |
1.2045 |
0.04129 |
132 |
109 |
19 |
4 |
1570 |
Awww man. This didn't happen in Free Willy. |
1.2045 |
0.04400 |
132 |
111 |
15 |
6 |
1571 |
And, you think you're having a bad day?! |
1.2045 |
0.04530 |
132 |
112 |
13 |
7 |
1572 |
You're right Joe; the leaves at the top are the most tender. Joe?... |
1.2045 |
0.04778 |
132 |
114 |
9 |
9 |
1573 |
If elected, I'll continue to reach across the isle. |
1.2045 |
0.04400 |
132 |
111 |
15 |
6 |
1574 |
Having a whale of a time! Wish you were here. |
1.2045 |
0.04530 |
132 |
112 |
13 |
7 |
1575 |
What would Queequeg do? |
1.2045 |
0.04267 |
132 |
110 |
17 |
5 |
1576 |
"Marco" "Polo ' ' |
1.2045 |
0.04400 |
132 |
111 |
15 |
6 |
1577 |
Good boy, good boy - now please get off my lap. |
1.2045 |
0.04267 |
132 |
110 |
17 |
5 |
1578 |
I know we're both mammals but come on. |
1.2045 |
0.03986 |
132 |
108 |
21 |
3 |
1579 |
Looks like you're overdue for this oil change. |
1.2045 |
0.04129 |
132 |
109 |
19 |
4 |
1580 |
I don't think this relationship is going to work out. |
1.2045 |
0.04530 |
132 |
112 |
13 |
7 |
1581 |
Look, could you make this quick? I've got a boat to ram. |
1.2045 |
0.04400 |
132 |
111 |
15 |
6 |
1582 |
Sorry, when you yelled beach I heard breech... |
1.2030 |
0.04369 |
133 |
112 |
15 |
6 |
1583 |
No whale is an ocean..how about that one buddy. |
1.2030 |
0.04744 |
133 |
115 |
9 |
9 |
1584 |
Once upon a desert isle... The End. |
1.2030 |
0.04498 |
133 |
113 |
13 |
7 |
1585 |
The basic problem with a Moby Dick reunion. |
1.2030 |
0.04237 |
133 |
111 |
17 |
5 |
1586 |
You'll have to go to the mainland to have that checked out. |
1.2030 |
0.04237 |
133 |
111 |
17 |
5 |
1587 |
Up... Up more... A little left... There! AAAHHH... |
1.2030 |
0.04100 |
133 |
110 |
19 |
4 |
1588 |
You did say "Drop in anytime". |
1.2030 |
0.04100 |
133 |
110 |
19 |
4 |
1589 |
On the plus side, you're safe from hearing election news |
1.2030 |
0.04100 |
133 |
110 |
19 |
4 |
1590 |
Are you calling me fat ? I'm on an all plankton diet ! |
1.2030 |
0.04100 |
133 |
110 |
19 |
4 |
1591 |
John prayed for fresh fish. |
1.2030 |
0.04369 |
133 |
112 |
15 |
6 |
1592 |
Maybe it's just me, but I don't see this relationship working for many reasons. |
1.2030 |
0.04237 |
133 |
111 |
17 |
5 |
1593 |
I should have wished for fish and chips instead. |
1.2030 |
0.04237 |
133 |
111 |
17 |
5 |
1594 |
This is not the sun block I ordered. |
1.2030 |
0.04623 |
133 |
114 |
11 |
8 |
1595 |
I thought you were lonely. |
1.2030 |
0.04237 |
133 |
111 |
17 |
5 |
1596 |
So you deny using unlicensed whale songs for your ringtone? |
1.2030 |
0.04369 |
133 |
112 |
15 |
6 |
1597 |
You were supposed to catch me. |
1.2030 |
0.04100 |
133 |
110 |
19 |
4 |
1598 |
Hey buddy, could you give me a push? |
1.2030 |
0.04100 |
133 |
110 |
19 |
4 |
1599 |
#Dear Mom, having a whale of a time! |
1.2030 |
0.04369 |
133 |
112 |
15 |
6 |
1600 |
Island hopping gone awry. |
1.2030 |
0.04237 |
133 |
111 |
17 |
5 |
1601 |
You looked cold. |
1.2030 |
0.04237 |
133 |
111 |
17 |
5 |
1602 |
Yes, I am humping your back... hence the name! |
1.2030 |
0.04237 |
133 |
111 |
17 |
5 |
1603 |
I'm the cautionary whale. |
1.2030 |
0.03959 |
133 |
109 |
21 |
3 |
1604 |
We both seem to be having a bad day. |
1.2030 |
0.03959 |
133 |
109 |
21 |
3 |
1605 |
Maybe you should have swum out to me. |
1.2030 |
0.04237 |
133 |
111 |
17 |
5 |
1606 |
Is anyone here a marine biologist? |
1.2015 |
0.04339 |
134 |
113 |
15 |
6 |
1607 |
What a Moby Dick I am. |
1.2015 |
0.04591 |
134 |
115 |
11 |
8 |
1608 |
It's not MY fault. Miami had a much bigger beach before global warming. |
1.2015 |
0.04073 |
134 |
111 |
19 |
4 |
1609 |
If it's any consolation, things didn't start well for Jonah, either. |
1.2015 |
0.03932 |
134 |
110 |
21 |
3 |
1610 |
See? I TOLD you you couldn't lift me! But did you listen? Nooooooooo! |
1.2015 |
0.04467 |
134 |
114 |
13 |
7 |
1611 |
Jonah, is that you? |
1.1985 |
0.04651 |
131 |
113 |
10 |
8 |
1612 |
I really should look before I breach. |
1.1985 |
0.03970 |
131 |
108 |
20 |
3 |
1613 |
Oh, you're not Jonah? |
1.1985 |
0.04391 |
131 |
111 |
14 |
6 |
1614 |
Cloudy with a chance of whale. |
1.1985 |
0.04523 |
131 |
112 |
12 |
7 |
1615 |
Point well taken, but how do you think I feel being beached on the only speck of land in thousands of square miles of ocean expanse? |
1.1985 |
0.04255 |
131 |
110 |
16 |
5 |
1616 |
Once a Dick, always a Dick. |
1.1985 |
0.04523 |
131 |
112 |
12 |
7 |
1617 |
Wasn't pretty but still olympic bronze for that landing. |
1.1985 |
0.03819 |
131 |
107 |
22 |
2 |
1618 |
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world.... |
1.1985 |
0.03970 |
131 |
108 |
20 |
3 |
1619 |
Sorry. Birds gotta fly, Fish gotta swim, Humpbacks gotta... |
1.1985 |
0.03662 |
131 |
106 |
24 |
1 |
1620 |
This is the last time I'm going Economy class on a Whale watcher's Cruise |
1.1985 |
0.04391 |
131 |
111 |
14 |
6 |
1621 |
Sometimes I wish that I could be the little spoon. |
1.1985 |
0.04255 |
131 |
110 |
16 |
5 |
1622 |
Sorry my GPS said turn right |
1.1985 |
0.03970 |
131 |
108 |
20 |
3 |
1623 |
Oops, sorry Waldo my bad. |
1.1985 |
0.04391 |
131 |
111 |
14 |
6 |
1624 |
Now you know why the call me Moby Dick. |
1.1985 |
0.04115 |
131 |
109 |
18 |
4 |
1625 |
OK, "Ishmael" it is. |
1.1985 |
0.04391 |
131 |
111 |
14 |
6 |
1626 |
The book! I meant the Moby Dick the book! |
1.1985 |
0.04255 |
131 |
110 |
16 |
5 |
1627 |
Continuing to shout "beached whale" will only offend me. |
1.1985 |
0.04255 |
131 |
110 |
16 |
5 |
1628 |
Are you sure you want your tattoo here? |
1.1985 |
0.04115 |
131 |
109 |
18 |
4 |
1629 |
I heard there were pokemon? |
1.1985 |
0.04255 |
131 |
110 |
16 |
5 |
1630 |
Opps, sorry ........ thought you were the Pequod |
1.1985 |
0.04391 |
131 |
111 |
14 |
6 |
1631 |
And to think they tried to tell me I'm not a killer whale! |
1.1985 |
0.04255 |
131 |
110 |
16 |
5 |
1632 |
I thought you said we'd do the lift after the first chorus. |
1.1985 |
0.04115 |
131 |
109 |
18 |
4 |
1633 |
I'm not good at this whole whale-watching thing. |
1.1985 |
0.04255 |
131 |
110 |
16 |
5 |
1634 |
Okay Todd, left foot on red. Todd? |
1.1985 |
0.04897 |
131 |
115 |
6 |
10 |
1635 |
not so deserted anymore, Pal |
1.1985 |
0.04255 |
131 |
110 |
16 |
5 |
1636 |
"Well, now you know two squeaks and a grunt means "Dibs". |
1.1985 |
0.04391 |
131 |
111 |
14 |
6 |
1637 |
I got your back. |
1.1985 |
0.04255 |
131 |
110 |
16 |
5 |
1638 |
Don't worry l'il fella, I got you covered |
1.1985 |
0.03819 |
131 |
107 |
22 |
2 |
1639 |
Sorry, I have hydrophobia. |
1.1985 |
0.04255 |
131 |
110 |
16 |
5 |
1640 |
Sorry, Ishmael. |
1.1985 |
0.04255 |
131 |
110 |
16 |
5 |
1641 |
Room for one more? |
1.1985 |
0.03819 |
131 |
107 |
22 |
2 |
1642 |
It was a chance meeting, a brief encounter and a failed cross species affair that doomed them both. |
1.1985 |
0.03819 |
131 |
107 |
22 |
2 |
1643 |
i think we're through Ahab |
1.1985 |
0.04391 |
131 |
111 |
14 |
6 |
1644 |
Whoever did your pedicure is amazing. |
1.1985 |
0.04523 |
131 |
112 |
12 |
7 |
1645 |
OK, I guess no whale is an island either. |
1.1985 |
0.04523 |
131 |
112 |
12 |
7 |
1646 |
Too close? |
1.1985 |
0.04391 |
131 |
111 |
14 |
6 |
1647 |
I thought this man was an island. |
1.1985 |
0.04523 |
131 |
112 |
12 |
7 |
1648 |
Scratch a little bit to my right. |
1.1985 |
0.04523 |
131 |
112 |
12 |
7 |
1649 |
His life was meaningless, but at least he died with a porpoise. |
1.1985 |
0.04255 |
131 |
110 |
16 |
5 |
1650 |
This place is not big enough for the both of us. |
1.1985 |
0.04255 |
131 |
110 |
16 |
5 |
1651 |
And you thought you had bad luck before. |
1.1985 |
0.04115 |
131 |
109 |
18 |
4 |
1652 |
I'll be out of your hair in a minute. |
1.1985 |
0.04651 |
131 |
113 |
10 |
8 |
1653 |
I thought it was just another speed bump. |
1.1985 |
0.04391 |
131 |
111 |
14 |
6 |
1654 |
Nice to visit, but I couldn't live here. |
1.1985 |
0.03819 |
131 |
107 |
22 |
2 |
1655 |
I'm sure we could have worked out a more mutually beneficial arrangement. |
1.1985 |
0.03970 |
131 |
108 |
20 |
3 |
1656 |
It's not your fault, we both thought the palm tree was a good idea. |
1.1985 |
0.03662 |
131 |
106 |
24 |
1 |
1657 |
I guess Moby really is a dick. |
1.1985 |
0.04651 |
131 |
113 |
10 |
8 |
1658 |
*Sigh* Another whaled beach. |
1.1985 |
0.04255 |
131 |
110 |
16 |
5 |
1659 |
You think you're stuck? |
1.1985 |
0.04391 |
131 |
111 |
14 |
6 |
1660 |
I'm sorry, but it was worth it for the rare Pokemon. |
1.1985 |
0.04391 |
131 |
111 |
14 |
6 |
1661 |
I'm Terry Gross with Fresh Air |
1.1985 |
0.04391 |
131 |
111 |
14 |
6 |
1662 |
Life's a beach, ain't it, Ahab? |
1.1985 |
0.04391 |
131 |
111 |
14 |
6 |
1663 |
Enough already, Ahab. I surrender. |
1.1985 |
0.04523 |
131 |
112 |
12 |
7 |
1664 |
Well, it looked like a mating dance to me. |
1.1985 |
0.04255 |
131 |
110 |
16 |
5 |
1665 |
You ever just want to get away from it all? |
1.1985 |
0.03819 |
131 |
107 |
22 |
2 |
1666 |
Got krill? |
1.1985 |
0.04115 |
131 |
109 |
18 |
4 |
1667 |
I'll let you up if you can explain how Trump got the Republican nomination. |
1.1985 |
0.04523 |
131 |
112 |
12 |
7 |
1668 |
I ordered fish and chips to be delivered by drone, but this is ridiculous. |
1.1985 |
0.04255 |
131 |
110 |
16 |
5 |
1669 |
Bert didn't want to die wondering whether or not he could benchpress a whale. |
1.1985 |
0.04255 |
131 |
110 |
16 |
5 |
1670 |
I find your "beached whale" references to be very hurtful... |
1.1985 |
0.04115 |
131 |
109 |
18 |
4 |
1671 |
We need to pick a better game than Leapfrog. |
1.1985 |
0.04115 |
131 |
109 |
18 |
4 |
1672 |
Call Spielberg. |
1.1985 |
0.04391 |
131 |
111 |
14 |
6 |
1673 |
Hi! I'm Needy Dick. |
1.1985 |
0.04523 |
131 |
112 |
12 |
7 |
1674 |
Tag, you're it! |
1.1985 |
0.04391 |
131 |
111 |
14 |
6 |
1675 |
OK, I just need a little more height to stick the landing. |
1.1985 |
0.04115 |
131 |
109 |
18 |
4 |
1676 |
Hey buddy, I told you no man is an island unto himself. |
1.1985 |
0.04255 |
131 |
110 |
16 |
5 |
1677 |
I just love to cuddle. |
1.1985 |
0.03970 |
131 |
108 |
20 |
3 |
1678 |
Hemingway's second best ending for The Old Man and the Sea. |
1.1985 |
0.04523 |
131 |
112 |
12 |
7 |
1679 |
Sorry Jonah, he says you have to get back in. |
1.1985 |
0.04115 |
131 |
109 |
18 |
4 |
1680 |
Just as Captain Ahab considered his good fortune on finding a deserted isle .... |
1.1985 |
0.04523 |
131 |
112 |
12 |
7 |
1681 |
Sorry. I have a fear of jellyfish. |
1.1985 |
0.04255 |
131 |
110 |
16 |
5 |
1682 |
Could you maybe sun yourself somewhere else? This spot is already taken. |
1.1985 |
0.04391 |
131 |
111 |
14 |
6 |
1683 |
I might not have been the best choice for the one thing you'd bring with you to a deserted island. |
1.1985 |
0.04115 |
131 |
109 |
18 |
4 |
1684 |
I hope I'm not the last one voted off the island. |
1.1985 |
0.04391 |
131 |
111 |
14 |
6 |
1685 |
But you're insured, right? |
1.1985 |
0.03498 |
131 |
105 |
26 |
0 |
1686 |
I warned you I hate the Gilligan's Island song. |
1.1985 |
0.04115 |
131 |
109 |
18 |
4 |
1687 |
I hate when the food gets stuck and then the toothpick breaks trying to get it out. |
1.1985 |
0.04391 |
131 |
111 |
14 |
6 |
1688 |
Well Ahab, this is a strange ending isn't it. |
1.1985 |
0.03970 |
131 |
108 |
20 |
3 |
1689 |
Oops! A speed bump. |
1.1985 |
0.04255 |
131 |
110 |
16 |
5 |
1690 |
since sea world let me go I've missed you guys so,... |
1.1985 |
0.04523 |
131 |
112 |
12 |
7 |
1691 |
Mom always warned my to look before I breach! |
1.1985 |
0.04391 |
131 |
111 |
14 |
6 |
1692 |
What do you mean, you feel like I'm smothering you? |
1.1985 |
0.03970 |
131 |
108 |
20 |
3 |
1693 |
Sorry, bro, but I'm totally playing the endangered species card here. |
1.1985 |
0.04115 |
131 |
109 |
18 |
4 |
1694 |
This is smaller than my old place. |
1.1985 |
0.03819 |
131 |
107 |
22 |
2 |
1695 |
I thought Hawaii was going to be bigger... |
1.1985 |
0.04255 |
131 |
110 |
16 |
5 |
1696 |
Just then, Harold realized that "perfect beach weather" didn't mean the same thing to everyone. |
1.1985 |
0.04255 |
131 |
110 |
16 |
5 |
1697 |
Or maybe, Mr. Phelps, you could stay out of the water when I swim. |
1.1985 |
0.04115 |
131 |
109 |
18 |
4 |
1698 |
I warned you about the constant whistling. |
1.1970 |
0.04360 |
132 |
112 |
14 |
6 |
1699 |
Damn it Donald! I told you global warming wasn't a hoax! |
1.1938 |
0.04413 |
129 |
110 |
13 |
6 |
1700 |
Sorry, mate, the sign said "Beach." |
1.1938 |
0.04413 |
129 |
110 |
13 |
6 |
1701 |
I should have used smaller bait! |
1.1938 |
0.03825 |
129 |
106 |
21 |
2 |
1702 |
You've got to floss way back here. |
1.1938 |
0.03980 |
129 |
107 |
19 |
3 |
1703 |
Look, life's not a beach for me either. |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
1704 |
If you survive this, I died fighting off whalers, okay? |
1.1938 |
0.04413 |
129 |
110 |
13 |
6 |
1705 |
"Whalenado". It's even bigger than "Sharknado"! |
1.1938 |
0.04548 |
129 |
111 |
11 |
7 |
1706 |
My mistake! I thought the map said dessert island! |
1.1938 |
0.04273 |
129 |
109 |
15 |
5 |
1707 |
At least I didn't krill you. |
1.1938 |
0.04273 |
129 |
109 |
15 |
5 |
1708 |
OK, now that we got him what do we do with him. |
1.1938 |
0.04273 |
129 |
109 |
15 |
5 |
1709 |
Save the whales? |
1.1938 |
0.03825 |
129 |
106 |
21 |
2 |
1710 |
Spam mail? I thought you clicked Sperm Whale. |
1.1938 |
0.03980 |
129 |
107 |
19 |
3 |
1711 |
I told you it would never work out. |
1.1938 |
0.03980 |
129 |
107 |
19 |
3 |
1712 |
You see, I have this dreadful fear of the water." |
1.1938 |
0.04413 |
129 |
110 |
13 |
6 |
1713 |
Sorry. It was a Dick move. My bad. |
1.1938 |
0.04273 |
129 |
109 |
15 |
5 |
1714 |
When was the last time you washed your feet? They smell like dead fish. |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
1715 |
I love you, too, but please get off my lap! |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
1716 |
I said "Do you think there's room for both of us?" |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
1717 |
be careful what you wish for, he found out, as he landed the big one. |
1.1938 |
0.03980 |
129 |
107 |
19 |
3 |
1718 |
Roomie, I thought you said single white male. |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
1719 |
Ugh! Last time I use live bait. |
1.1938 |
0.03825 |
129 |
106 |
21 |
2 |
1720 |
Sorry dude, but I told my friends if you sang Funky Town one more time I'd put an end to it. |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
1721 |
Guess you can't teach an old whale new tricks. |
1.1938 |
0.03980 |
129 |
107 |
19 |
3 |
1722 |
Could you scoot over just a tad? |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
1723 |
Sorry about this, but I'm afraid of sharks. |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
1724 |
Ok, now you play Dorothy, and I'll be the good witch. |
1.1938 |
0.04413 |
129 |
110 |
13 |
6 |
1725 |
I got your message in a bottle. I'm lonely too. |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
1726 |
Yeah, you were here first. So? |
1.1938 |
0.04273 |
129 |
109 |
15 |
5 |
1727 |
Sorry. I was looking for fish and ships. |
1.1938 |
0.04548 |
129 |
111 |
11 |
7 |
1728 |
I wonder if travel insurance covers this |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
1729 |
Island getaway whale ride included. |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
1730 |
I said ON YOUR LEFT. |
1.1938 |
0.04273 |
129 |
109 |
15 |
5 |
1731 |
A little lower, please. Yes, that's it, Ahhh |
1.1938 |
0.04273 |
129 |
109 |
15 |
5 |
1732 |
Eeek! You saw a shark where! |
1.1938 |
0.04273 |
129 |
109 |
15 |
5 |
1733 |
Your muffler looks good, but your gonna need an oil change! |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
1734 |
In hindsight, Greg realized he may have come on a little too strong. |
1.1938 |
0.04413 |
129 |
110 |
13 |
6 |
1735 |
Thank goodness, finally I've been rescued! |
1.1938 |
0.04273 |
129 |
109 |
15 |
5 |
1736 |
I told you a parrot was more appropriate. |
1.1938 |
0.04273 |
129 |
109 |
15 |
5 |
1737 |
I'm the only one left, too. |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
1738 |
I missed |
1.1938 |
0.04273 |
129 |
109 |
15 |
5 |
1739 |
Okay, I promise never again to ask you to call me Ishmail. |
1.1938 |
0.04413 |
129 |
110 |
13 |
6 |
1740 |
I think it is impacted |
1.1938 |
0.03825 |
129 |
106 |
21 |
2 |
1741 |
I needed a toothpick. |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
1742 |
Just lie still until the ship passes. I'll hide you. |
1.1938 |
0.03980 |
129 |
107 |
19 |
3 |
1743 |
I'm with the Orca Rescue Team. |
1.1938 |
0.04413 |
129 |
110 |
13 |
6 |
1744 |
Hey, I stuck that landing! |
1.1938 |
0.03825 |
129 |
106 |
21 |
2 |
1745 |
I loved you in 'Big.' |
1.1938 |
0.03980 |
129 |
107 |
19 |
3 |
1746 |
You haven't been flossing. |
1.1938 |
0.04413 |
129 |
110 |
13 |
6 |
1747 |
I could have sworn this island was inhabited. |
1.1938 |
0.04273 |
129 |
109 |
15 |
5 |
1748 |
You are no longer Ishmael. |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
1749 |
Hey, my blowhole is on top! |
1.1938 |
0.03825 |
129 |
106 |
21 |
2 |
1750 |
I'll keep you company. |
1.1938 |
0.04413 |
129 |
110 |
13 |
6 |
1751 |
I got your message |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
1752 |
The note in the bottle said you were having a whale of a good time. |
1.1938 |
0.04548 |
129 |
111 |
11 |
7 |
1753 |
Why does it always have to be about YOU?! How about "Save the WHALES? |
1.1938 |
0.03980 |
129 |
107 |
19 |
3 |
1754 |
Gotcha! Ahab. |
1.1938 |
0.04273 |
129 |
109 |
15 |
5 |
1755 |
Sorry, I was just trying out that new Auto-Pilot app. |
1.1938 |
0.04413 |
129 |
110 |
13 |
6 |
1756 |
There goes another whale watcher! |
1.1938 |
0.03980 |
129 |
107 |
19 |
3 |
1757 |
Desert island for you. Dessert island for me! |
1.1938 |
0.04679 |
129 |
112 |
9 |
8 |
1758 |
Gesundheit! |
1.1938 |
0.03825 |
129 |
106 |
21 |
2 |
1759 |
Protein and vegetation, just what the doctor ordered. |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
1760 |
You know, Ahab, I'm not having a whale of a time either. |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
1761 |
Could you scratch a little more to the left? |
1.1938 |
0.04413 |
129 |
110 |
13 |
6 |
1762 |
Your'e not Ahab! Never mind. |
1.1938 |
0.04548 |
129 |
111 |
11 |
7 |
1763 |
Some travel agent. He said it would be nice and quiet on my own little island. |
1.1938 |
0.04273 |
129 |
109 |
15 |
5 |
1764 |
Uh oh. Wrong cartoon. |
1.1938 |
0.04548 |
129 |
111 |
11 |
7 |
1765 |
Excuse me, I was looking for Maui. |
1.1938 |
0.03980 |
129 |
107 |
19 |
3 |
1766 |
Oh my, you haven't been flossing! |
1.1938 |
0.04413 |
129 |
110 |
13 |
6 |
1767 |
Of all the islands in all of the oceans, you had to drop onto mine. |
1.1938 |
0.04273 |
129 |
109 |
15 |
5 |
1768 |
I'm home Honey! |
1.1938 |
0.04413 |
129 |
110 |
13 |
6 |
1769 |
Jonah, I've been looking for you everywhere. |
1.1938 |
0.04413 |
129 |
110 |
13 |
6 |
1770 |
How 'bout a tummy rub? |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
1771 |
I know it was you,Fredo |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
1772 |
Jonah, did God say "in" or "on"? |
1.1938 |
0.04413 |
129 |
110 |
13 |
6 |
1773 |
Oops, sorry about that. I thought you were Ahab. |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
1774 |
Did I mention the whale on the island? |
1.1938 |
0.04273 |
129 |
109 |
15 |
5 |
1775 |
Looks like it's just the two of us. |
1.1938 |
0.03980 |
129 |
107 |
19 |
3 |
1776 |
Trust me, PETA will find me faster than any helicopter will see your "Help Me" scrawl. |
1.1938 |
0.03980 |
129 |
107 |
19 |
3 |
1777 |
We should have stayed with just the fist bump. |
1.1938 |
0.03980 |
129 |
107 |
19 |
3 |
1778 |
Fella, I have no fuckin' idea why we beach ourselves like this. |
1.1938 |
0.04807 |
129 |
113 |
7 |
9 |
1779 |
Great to find a toothpick when you have something stuck between your teeth. |
1.1938 |
0.03980 |
129 |
107 |
19 |
3 |
1780 |
I thought climate change was a myth. |
1.1938 |
0.04413 |
129 |
110 |
13 |
6 |
1781 |
Does this human make me look beached? |
1.1938 |
0.04273 |
129 |
109 |
15 |
5 |
1782 |
The last thing on Trevor's mind was a beached whale. |
1.1938 |
0.04273 |
129 |
109 |
15 |
5 |
1783 |
Flipper could have cleared it with no problem! |
1.1938 |
0.04273 |
129 |
109 |
15 |
5 |
1784 |
Well ......they promised the whale watching would be mind blowing. |
1.1938 |
0.03825 |
129 |
106 |
21 |
2 |
1785 |
Try lifting more to the left. |
1.1938 |
0.03825 |
129 |
106 |
21 |
2 |
1786 |
This was not the "rescue" I'd been hoping for... |
1.1938 |
0.04273 |
129 |
109 |
15 |
5 |
1787 |
Okay, we'll call it a draw. |
1.1938 |
0.03980 |
129 |
107 |
19 |
3 |
1788 |
Well, it's painful to me to be called a fish. |
1.1938 |
0.04413 |
129 |
110 |
13 |
6 |
1789 |
You requested an UBER, didn't you? |
1.1938 |
0.04273 |
129 |
109 |
15 |
5 |
1790 |
SURF & TURF |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
1791 |
Damn you white male! |
1.1938 |
0.04273 |
129 |
109 |
15 |
5 |
1792 |
I thought you could use a little company. |
1.1938 |
0.03980 |
129 |
107 |
19 |
3 |
1793 |
Listen, I was here first. |
1.1938 |
0.03825 |
129 |
106 |
21 |
2 |
1794 |
That was close. I almost drowned. |
1.1938 |
0.04413 |
129 |
110 |
13 |
6 |
1795 |
The reality show, "I am in Love with a Whale", did not end well. |
1.1938 |
0.04273 |
129 |
109 |
15 |
5 |
1796 |
It was my turn to be on top. |
1.1938 |
0.03980 |
129 |
107 |
19 |
3 |
1797 |
I know we were keeping it a secret, Ishmael, but I just couldn't wait any longer. |
1.1923 |
0.04100 |
130 |
109 |
17 |
4 |
1798 |
Oh, face it. You didn't really have anything to look forward to, now did ya'? |
1.1923 |
0.04100 |
130 |
109 |
17 |
4 |
1799 |
My kingdom for a crane! |
1.1923 |
0.04100 |
130 |
109 |
17 |
4 |
1800 |
I guess it's time to finally install that GPS update. |
1.1923 |
0.04515 |
130 |
112 |
11 |
7 |
1801 |
We are both washed up! |
1.1923 |
0.03952 |
130 |
108 |
19 |
3 |
1802 |
My mistake. I thought you were waving for me. |
1.1923 |
0.04243 |
130 |
110 |
15 |
5 |
1803 |
I didn't know he was a lap whale when I got him. |
1.1923 |
0.04100 |
130 |
109 |
17 |
4 |
1804 |
Uber? |
1.1923 |
0.03638 |
130 |
106 |
23 |
1 |
1805 |
My bad. I could have sworn you had a wooden leg. |
1.1908 |
0.03924 |
131 |
109 |
19 |
3 |
1806 |
NEWS ALERT: RAISED SPERM COUNT PROVES FATAL |
1.1890 |
0.04434 |
127 |
109 |
12 |
6 |
1807 |
Sorry, I was on autopilot. |
1.1890 |
0.04143 |
127 |
107 |
16 |
4 |
1808 |
Something to do with magnetic fields and my navigation system, or maybe I'm depressed? I don't know. Just shut up and give me a shove. |
1.1890 |
0.04143 |
127 |
107 |
16 |
4 |
1809 |
But you said "Land! Land!" |
1.1890 |
0.04143 |
127 |
107 |
16 |
4 |
1810 |
Sea World was better. |
1.1890 |
0.04291 |
127 |
108 |
14 |
5 |
1811 |
At least you're no longer smothered with blanket election coverage. |
1.1890 |
0.04291 |
127 |
108 |
14 |
5 |
1812 |
I'm sorry, I meant skooch over to the left. |
1.1890 |
0.03829 |
127 |
105 |
20 |
2 |
1813 |
Get off my property! |
1.1890 |
0.04291 |
127 |
108 |
14 |
5 |
1814 |
I meant the book, not the actual Moby Dick!! |
1.1890 |
0.04573 |
127 |
110 |
10 |
7 |
1815 |
Don't hurt me, I am endangered |
1.1890 |
0.03829 |
127 |
105 |
20 |
2 |
1816 |
I saw the smoke signals, how can I be of assistance? |
1.1890 |
0.04143 |
127 |
107 |
16 |
4 |
1817 |
I could have sworn you said dessert island. |
1.1890 |
0.04143 |
127 |
107 |
16 |
4 |
1818 |
I hate it when this happens! |
1.1890 |
0.03829 |
127 |
105 |
20 |
2 |
1819 |
Before he began training the whale for the full-gainer with half-twist, Daryl unfortunately forgot to check the wind speed or direction. The catastrophe was immediate. |
1.1890 |
0.04143 |
127 |
107 |
16 |
4 |
1820 |
I told you we weren't ready for the lift from Dirty Dancing. |
1.1890 |
0.04143 |
127 |
107 |
16 |
4 |
1821 |
"I love to sail forbidden seas, and land on barbarous coasts.” Whale's note to self: Don't take Melville literally. |
1.1890 |
0.04708 |
127 |
111 |
8 |
8 |
1822 |
Worse than that, it's also spawning season. |
1.1890 |
0.03989 |
127 |
106 |
18 |
3 |
1823 |
This always happens when I blindly follow the sat-nav. |
1.1890 |
0.03989 |
127 |
106 |
18 |
3 |
1824 |
Of all the beach joints in all the oceans, you flop in on mine. |
1.1890 |
0.03829 |
127 |
105 |
20 |
2 |
1825 |
I'm not sure I get the appeal of island hopping. |
1.1890 |
0.04291 |
127 |
108 |
14 |
5 |
1826 |
Sorry pal, kind of a Moby Dick move on my part. |
1.1890 |
0.04434 |
127 |
109 |
12 |
6 |
1827 |
Last whale on earth meets last man on earth. |
1.1890 |
0.03829 |
127 |
105 |
20 |
2 |
1828 |
This is no fun for me, either. |
1.1890 |
0.04143 |
127 |
107 |
16 |
4 |
1829 |
Ishmael, is it? |
1.1890 |
0.04291 |
127 |
108 |
14 |
5 |
1830 |
Well...that one was a bit earthy, unpretentious...and it's got good legs. |
1.1890 |
0.04434 |
127 |
109 |
12 |
6 |
1831 |
Something touched my fin. |
1.1890 |
0.04573 |
127 |
110 |
10 |
7 |
1832 |
It's not too late to just have the salad. |
1.1890 |
0.04291 |
127 |
108 |
14 |
5 |
1833 |
You always get on top. |
1.1890 |
0.04291 |
127 |
108 |
14 |
5 |
1834 |
I'm sorry it had to end like this, Ishmael. |
1.1890 |
0.03989 |
127 |
106 |
18 |
3 |
1835 |
What's your beef Jonah? God says to me 'vomit him on dry land.' So you're on dry land. |
1.1890 |
0.04143 |
127 |
107 |
16 |
4 |
1836 |
Of all the sand spits in all the seas in all the world, you had to flop onto mine |
1.1890 |
0.04143 |
127 |
107 |
16 |
4 |
1837 |
Aww, Ishmael, I really missed you, too! |
1.1890 |
0.03829 |
127 |
105 |
20 |
2 |
1838 |
Uber beta-tests its new trans-Atlantic service to mixed reviews |
1.1890 |
0.04143 |
127 |
107 |
16 |
4 |
1839 |
Well, do you want my help or not? |
1.1890 |
0.04143 |
127 |
107 |
16 |
4 |
1840 |
Your UBER driver Miby has arrived |
1.1890 |
0.04143 |
127 |
107 |
16 |
4 |
1841 |
I really gotta stop breaching with my eyes closed. |
1.1890 |
0.03488 |
127 |
103 |
24 |
0 |
1842 |
You can call me Moby |
1.1890 |
0.04434 |
127 |
109 |
12 |
6 |
1843 |
Don't ya just hate it when your gps sends you off on a dead end? |
1.1890 |
0.04573 |
127 |
110 |
10 |
7 |
1844 |
Any chance you have some SPF 10,000? |
1.1890 |
0.04143 |
127 |
107 |
16 |
4 |
1845 |
What would Jung think? Synchronicity or random coincidence? |
1.1890 |
0.03662 |
127 |
104 |
22 |
1 |
1846 |
See, I'm a mammal. |
1.1890 |
0.03829 |
127 |
105 |
20 |
2 |
1847 |
Jonah, meet Job. |
1.1890 |
0.03989 |
127 |
106 |
18 |
3 |
1848 |
The irony of Jonah having survived inside the belly of the whale went unnoticed.... |
1.1890 |
0.04434 |
127 |
109 |
12 |
6 |
1849 |
Nice try, "Ishmael." |
1.1890 |
0.04291 |
127 |
108 |
14 |
5 |
1850 |
Cut down on squid, or these molar stains will become permanent. |
1.1890 |
0.04434 |
127 |
109 |
12 |
6 |
1851 |
No way! I beach here too! |
1.1890 |
0.03989 |
127 |
106 |
18 |
3 |
1852 |
I love you too, but I can't breathe. |
1.1890 |
0.04143 |
127 |
107 |
16 |
4 |
1853 |
And I worried about the zika virus! |
1.1890 |
0.03989 |
127 |
106 |
18 |
3 |
1854 |
As they say, 'No man is an island upon himself' |
1.1890 |
0.03829 |
127 |
105 |
20 |
2 |
1855 |
Sorry, I saw a sea spider. |
1.1890 |
0.04434 |
127 |
109 |
12 |
6 |
1856 |
Sorry, just taking a break while waiting for sea-level rise. |
1.1890 |
0.03829 |
127 |
105 |
20 |
2 |
1857 |
The sea was angry that day, my friends |
1.1890 |
0.04291 |
127 |
108 |
14 |
5 |
1858 |
I like it when you're the big spoon. |
1.1890 |
0.04291 |
127 |
108 |
14 |
5 |
1859 |
My coconuts! |
1.1890 |
0.03662 |
127 |
104 |
22 |
1 |
1860 |
God, I hate crush hour. |
1.1890 |
0.03989 |
127 |
106 |
18 |
3 |
1861 |
Does my snoring bother you? |
1.1890 |
0.03989 |
127 |
106 |
18 |
3 |
1862 |
I'll be all right. I just have to wait here for somebody to save me. |
1.1890 |
0.04143 |
127 |
107 |
16 |
4 |
1863 |
Whales rule, dude. |
1.1890 |
0.04143 |
127 |
107 |
16 |
4 |
1864 |
Sorry, did I wake you? |
1.1890 |
0.03829 |
127 |
105 |
20 |
2 |
1865 |
Please Jonah, not here, right out in the open, in public! |
1.1890 |
0.04291 |
127 |
108 |
14 |
5 |
1866 |
HELP, KELP, its an honest mistake. |
1.1890 |
0.04291 |
127 |
108 |
14 |
5 |
1867 |
Funny, this krill tastes like chicken. |
1.1890 |
0.03989 |
127 |
106 |
18 |
3 |
1868 |
I was told this Airbnb was unoccupied. |
1.1890 |
0.04143 |
127 |
107 |
16 |
4 |
1869 |
Sorry, but that belly itch was killing me. |
1.1890 |
0.03989 |
127 |
106 |
18 |
3 |
1870 |
Do I have something stuck in my teeth? |
1.1890 |
0.03829 |
127 |
105 |
20 |
2 |
1871 |
Krill cologne always drives me crazy! |
1.1890 |
0.03662 |
127 |
104 |
22 |
1 |
1872 |
Sorry Ishmael, but I can't let this little incident go viral. |
1.1890 |
0.04143 |
127 |
107 |
16 |
4 |
1873 |
I think what you meant to say was "mammal out of water." |
1.1890 |
0.04291 |
127 |
108 |
14 |
5 |
1874 |
Beached, breeched... we're both in trouble. |
1.1890 |
0.04143 |
127 |
107 |
16 |
4 |
1875 |
I swam, I soared, I conquered. |
1.1890 |
0.04291 |
127 |
108 |
14 |
5 |
1876 |
You're much bigger than the Pokemon back home. |
1.1890 |
0.03829 |
127 |
105 |
20 |
2 |
1877 |
When I asked you if I could crash here, I thought you knew what I meant! |
1.1890 |
0.03829 |
127 |
105 |
20 |
2 |
1878 |
I was hoping for something easier to prepare |
1.1890 |
0.04291 |
127 |
108 |
14 |
5 |
1879 |
Note to self, never coax a whale, ' into jumping on your lap.' |
1.1890 |
0.03829 |
127 |
105 |
20 |
2 |
1880 |
I loe these small islands: a warm, juicy morsel and a tooth-pick |
1.1890 |
0.03989 |
127 |
106 |
18 |
3 |
1881 |
What are you, a Trumpback whale? |
1.1890 |
0.04708 |
127 |
111 |
8 |
8 |
1882 |
How many points for a palm tree and a castaway? |
1.1890 |
0.04291 |
127 |
108 |
14 |
5 |
1883 |
'' BREACHING IS ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEONE GETS HURT !"' |
1.1890 |
0.03989 |
127 |
106 |
18 |
3 |
1884 |
It is high tide already; we need a plan B. |
1.1890 |
0.03829 |
127 |
105 |
20 |
2 |
1885 |
Shall I call you ‘Ishmael’? |
1.1890 |
0.04143 |
127 |
107 |
16 |
4 |
1886 |
So, you found the bottle? |
1.1890 |
0.03829 |
127 |
105 |
20 |
2 |
1887 |
So, God, where's this Jonah guy? |
1.1890 |
0.04143 |
127 |
107 |
16 |
4 |
1888 |
I really wasn't that lonely! |
1.1890 |
0.03989 |
127 |
106 |
18 |
3 |
1889 |
The not so well-known effects of global warming. |
1.1890 |
0.03829 |
127 |
105 |
20 |
2 |
1890 |
Of all the rock piles in all the oceans in all the world, he washes up on mine. |
1.1890 |
0.03989 |
127 |
106 |
18 |
3 |
1891 |
My bad, I thought it was "No Man Is ON An Island." |
1.1890 |
0.03989 |
127 |
106 |
18 |
3 |
1892 |
What a Dick. |
1.1890 |
0.04573 |
127 |
110 |
10 |
7 |
1893 |
So there must be two Prince of Wales islands |
1.1890 |
0.04291 |
127 |
108 |
14 |
5 |
1894 |
I sell term life policies, but it looks like I've caught you at a bad time. |
1.1890 |
0.03989 |
127 |
106 |
18 |
3 |
1895 |
Making eye contact has always been awkward for me. |
1.1890 |
0.04291 |
127 |
108 |
14 |
5 |
1896 |
No man on my island. |
1.1890 |
0.04434 |
127 |
109 |
12 |
6 |
1897 |
C'mon, man. You're krillin' me. |
1.1890 |
0.03989 |
127 |
106 |
18 |
3 |
1898 |
Sorry, I go a little crazy when somebody calls me Moby Dick. |
1.1890 |
0.03989 |
127 |
106 |
18 |
3 |
1899 |
I worry there's been a breach of etiquette. |
1.1890 |
0.04291 |
127 |
108 |
14 |
5 |
1900 |
Hi! My name is Friday. |
1.1890 |
0.03989 |
127 |
106 |
18 |
3 |
1901 |
Finally, a little piece and quiet. |
1.1890 |
0.04291 |
127 |
108 |
14 |
5 |
1902 |
I will love him and pet him and squeeze him and call him George |
1.1890 |
0.03989 |
127 |
106 |
18 |
3 |
1903 |
Man, Willy made it sound much easier... |
1.1890 |
0.04291 |
127 |
108 |
14 |
5 |
1904 |
Sometimes Moby , you really live up to your name ! |
1.1890 |
0.04434 |
127 |
109 |
12 |
6 |
1905 |
It doesn't look like it right now, but I'm sure we can work something out. |
1.1890 |
0.03989 |
127 |
106 |
18 |
3 |
1906 |
A little help |
1.1890 |
0.04143 |
127 |
107 |
16 |
4 |
1907 |
I think we're the last gasp of climate change. |
1.1890 |
0.04434 |
127 |
109 |
12 |
6 |
1908 |
This habitat encroachment just keeps getting worse. |
1.1875 |
0.04113 |
128 |
108 |
16 |
4 |
1909 |
Did you say krill or kill? |
1.1875 |
0.03961 |
128 |
107 |
18 |
3 |
1910 |
Of all the sand dunes on all the isles in all the world, she breaches into mine. |
1.1875 |
0.04113 |
128 |
108 |
16 |
4 |
1911 |
You have to admit, this does solve your loneliness problem. |
1.1875 |
0.03802 |
128 |
106 |
20 |
2 |
1912 |
Relax, I'm just Island hoping. |
1.1875 |
0.04113 |
128 |
108 |
16 |
4 |
1913 |
I'm sorry Mr. Hanks, I didn't realize you were shooting a movie on this island. |
1.1875 |
0.04260 |
128 |
109 |
14 |
5 |
1914 |
Could you stay in your own novel, please? |
1.1875 |
0.03961 |
128 |
107 |
18 |
3 |
1915 |
Sorry, I mistook you for Captain Ahab. |
1.1875 |
0.04260 |
128 |
109 |
14 |
5 |
1916 |
I apologize, I was playing PokemonGo and got distracted. |
1.1875 |
0.04402 |
128 |
110 |
12 |
6 |
1917 |
Funny as they are, ninety-one years of desert island cartoons is enough. |
1.1875 |
0.04402 |
128 |
110 |
12 |
6 |
1918 |
I can't sleep with you breathing on my neck. |
1.1875 |
0.04402 |
128 |
110 |
12 |
6 |
1919 |
Who took my ruby flippers? |
1.1875 |
0.04260 |
128 |
109 |
14 |
5 |
1920 |
OK, let's face it. You're not Melville, and I'm not white. |
1.1860 |
0.04507 |
129 |
112 |
10 |
7 |
1921 |
You sure you don't want the top bunk? |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
1922 |
Umm... Pete? I'm just going to throw this out there and say what I know the two of us are thinking, this arrangement is just not going to work out. |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
1923 |
That's what you get for calling me fat. |
1.1825 |
0.03805 |
126 |
105 |
19 |
2 |
1924 |
This one's for you Moby. |
1.1825 |
0.04422 |
126 |
109 |
11 |
6 |
1925 |
I've missed you, too, Ahab! |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
1926 |
You looked a little deserted on this island. |
1.1825 |
0.03968 |
126 |
106 |
17 |
3 |
1927 |
Don't you go spouting off. |
1.1825 |
0.03634 |
126 |
104 |
21 |
1 |
1928 |
It's just that I've been feeling this little tickle in my throat. |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
1929 |
me and my big mouth. |
1.1825 |
0.03968 |
126 |
106 |
17 |
3 |
1930 |
IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOU, ISN'T IT? |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
1931 |
Then I give the right shoulder a good twist, and that should take care of stress you've been feeling the past 12 years. |
1.1825 |
0.04564 |
126 |
110 |
9 |
7 |
1932 |
Typical, every time I get wasted I wake up next to a whale. |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
1933 |
I swear it said double occupancy. |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
1934 |
Who will ever know? |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
1935 |
Stop your damn wailing. |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
1936 |
Well next time speak more clearly. I don't think the genie heard "stranded on a deserted island with Gail." |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
1937 |
I want to be your Wilson. |
1.1825 |
0.04422 |
126 |
109 |
11 |
6 |
1938 |
After four years of shouting and waving, Christopher finally drew attention for his desert island. |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
1939 |
Whoops! Could you push me back in? |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
1940 |
Sorry, gotta cut down on the plankton. |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
1941 |
I like to quote John Donne. No man is an island entire of itself. |
1.1825 |
0.03968 |
126 |
106 |
17 |
3 |
1942 |
First I had to sit through that damn presentation...and now this..... |
1.1825 |
0.03805 |
126 |
105 |
19 |
2 |
1943 |
Sucks to be you, little guy. |
1.1825 |
0.04422 |
126 |
109 |
11 |
6 |
1944 |
How's that hump in your back now? |
1.1825 |
0.04422 |
126 |
109 |
11 |
6 |
1945 |
This is why Uber fired whales. |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
1946 |
I guess this is why you shouldn't drink and breach. |
1.1825 |
0.04422 |
126 |
109 |
11 |
6 |
1947 |
Where the fuck is your blowhole? |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
1948 |
This man was an island! |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
1949 |
Bill never imagined his choice for a desert island pet would come true. |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
1950 |
Sure wish I'd reached that coconut a moment sooner! |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
1951 |
Sorry we got off to such a bad start. |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
1952 |
Are you 'Jonah'? I've been looking for you! |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
1953 |
So sorry, I was just looking for a dessert island |
1.1825 |
0.04564 |
126 |
110 |
9 |
7 |
1954 |
This is the last time I trust my GPS. |
1.1825 |
0.03805 |
126 |
105 |
19 |
2 |
1955 |
Of all the sand strips in all the seas in all the world, you breach onto mine |
1.1825 |
0.04422 |
126 |
109 |
11 |
6 |
1956 |
I told you I've gained a few pounds. |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
1957 |
Alright Mr. DeMille. I'm ready for my close-up. |
1.1825 |
0.04422 |
126 |
109 |
11 |
6 |
1958 |
Who's ready to explore the island? |
1.1825 |
0.03634 |
126 |
104 |
21 |
1 |
1959 |
This place isn't big enough for the two of us. |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
1960 |
Blasted timeshares! |
1.1825 |
0.03805 |
126 |
105 |
19 |
2 |
1961 |
Ouch, can you slide over a little? |
1.1825 |
0.03968 |
126 |
106 |
17 |
3 |
1962 |
I love airbnb! |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
1963 |
I feel like I'm crushing you under the weight of my expectations |
1.1825 |
0.03968 |
126 |
106 |
17 |
3 |
1964 |
Who you calling a beached whale now??!! |
1.1825 |
0.03968 |
126 |
106 |
17 |
3 |
1965 |
would you consider a property time-share, no questions asked? |
1.1825 |
0.04422 |
126 |
109 |
11 |
6 |
1966 |
It doesn't matter how you got here, just that you are here. |
1.1825 |
0.03805 |
126 |
105 |
19 |
2 |
1967 |
I'm stranded, you dolt! Don't just lie there, call PETA! |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
1968 |
All I wanted was to orca-strate your rescue... |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
1969 |
Can you get me into Sea World? |
1.1825 |
0.03968 |
126 |
106 |
17 |
3 |
1970 |
That's why they call me a humpback. |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
1971 |
Did someone call for an Uber? |
1.1825 |
0.03968 |
126 |
106 |
17 |
3 |
1972 |
I think I'm being followed. |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
1973 |
In one big bite I get my protein, my veggies and a toothpick |
1.1825 |
0.04422 |
126 |
109 |
11 |
6 |
1974 |
Let's stop our blubbering and just try to get along. |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
1975 |
I told you to stop calling me Moby. |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
1976 |
Ok... how about best of 2 out of 3? |
1.1825 |
0.03634 |
126 |
104 |
21 |
1 |
1977 |
Guys, I captured my first Poké-man! |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
1978 |
White Whales matter. |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
1979 |
Yes, flossing can be difficult but it's necessary |
1.1825 |
0.03968 |
126 |
106 |
17 |
3 |
1980 |
Excuse me, sir. But if I can have just a moment of your time I'd like to tell you about our product... |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
1981 |
I'm sorry. Was this beach already taken? |
1.1825 |
0.03805 |
126 |
105 |
19 |
2 |
1982 |
I warned you not to mention "global warming" again... |
1.1825 |
0.03968 |
126 |
106 |
17 |
3 |
1983 |
SPF 1000 |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
1984 |
Finally," Ishmael sighed, "you've come back for me. |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
1985 |
I yelled HELP, not KELP. |
1.1825 |
0.03968 |
126 |
106 |
17 |
3 |
1986 |
Sorry Buddy, but it's the only place I can plank. |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
1987 |
Cry me an ocean. |
1.1825 |
0.03805 |
126 |
105 |
19 |
2 |
1988 |
Beached!! Just my luck. |
1.1825 |
0.03634 |
126 |
104 |
21 |
1 |
1989 |
I hope that is krill in your pocket |
1.1825 |
0.03805 |
126 |
105 |
19 |
2 |
1990 |
"You're in my parking space". |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
1991 |
I'm sorry, but I see now, you can't possibly be Ahab.... |
1.1825 |
0.03805 |
126 |
105 |
19 |
2 |
1992 |
Save the Whales, another entitlement program! |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
1993 |
Every refuge has a price. |
1.1825 |
0.04422 |
126 |
109 |
11 |
6 |
1994 |
I'm the wrong Jonah. He lives on the next island. |
1.1825 |
0.03968 |
126 |
106 |
17 |
3 |
1995 |
Hail the demise of the Wicked Witch of Key West! |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
1996 |
I wished for a well not a whale. |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
1997 |
I'm sorry. But there're so few places to get beached now. |
1.1825 |
0.03805 |
126 |
105 |
19 |
2 |
1998 |
I hate to be a bother, but I think the Big Guy wanted you to throw me up on a slightly larger piece of land. |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
1999 |
I preferred the ending in the book. |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
2000 |
Jonah?!! I've felt empty without you. |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
2001 |
Indeed we are, but you are an exceptionally large mammal. |
1.1825 |
0.04422 |
126 |
109 |
11 |
6 |
2002 |
I've put on a little weight since we first met. |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
2003 |
You called for an Uber x-whale? |
1.1825 |
0.03805 |
126 |
105 |
19 |
2 |
2004 |
Ah Jonah, not again. |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
2005 |
Stop resisting! |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
2006 |
Am I getting heavy? |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
2007 |
We should have moved in with your parents. |
1.1825 |
0.04422 |
126 |
109 |
11 |
6 |
2008 |
Survivor’s Log, August 14th: Must catch bigger live bait—fishing with plankton proven perilous. |
1.1825 |
0.03968 |
126 |
106 |
17 |
3 |
2009 |
I hate dumping on people. |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
2010 |
You know, the whale made it over the kid in the movie. |
1.1825 |
0.03968 |
126 |
106 |
17 |
3 |
2011 |
After being set free by Sea World, Shamu never could give up performing. Unfortunately he was a bit rusty. |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
2012 |
You're off the island. |
1.1825 |
0.04422 |
126 |
109 |
11 |
6 |
2013 |
Hmm --- Did he yell breach or beach? |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
2014 |
Next time a bigger island |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
2015 |
This was not on my list of ten things to take if stranded on a tropical island! |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
2016 |
Ever since I was a calf, I've felt like a mammal out of water. |
1.1825 |
0.03634 |
126 |
104 |
21 |
1 |
2017 |
And to think the guidebook said I would have 'a whale of a time.' |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
2018 |
Cheap luxury island resort. There's only one catch. |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
2019 |
When the Navy says their sonar testing is harmless, don't believe a word of it! |
1.1825 |
0.03805 |
126 |
105 |
19 |
2 |
2020 |
I wonder if people will think I look like a beached whale? |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
2021 |
The charts show this island as 'uninhabited' ! |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
2022 |
Oh, breach! I thought you said beach. |
1.1825 |
0.03968 |
126 |
106 |
17 |
3 |
2023 |
Hey, I said you deserved a good harpooning, not spooning! |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
2024 |
this island isn't big enough for both of us! |
1.1825 |
0.04422 |
126 |
109 |
11 |
6 |
2025 |
Sorry, but nobody should have Hootie and the Blowfish in their desert island disc collection. |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
2026 |
My GPS is never right! |
1.1825 |
0.03805 |
126 |
105 |
19 |
2 |
2027 |
I didn't realize you were so shallow. |
1.1825 |
0.03968 |
126 |
106 |
17 |
3 |
2028 |
Global warming was taking too long. |
1.1825 |
0.04701 |
126 |
111 |
7 |
8 |
2029 |
Sorry, I thought you were calling for help! |
1.1825 |
0.03805 |
126 |
105 |
19 |
2 |
2030 |
Anybody have a toothpick? |
1.1825 |
0.03805 |
126 |
105 |
19 |
2 |
2031 |
Are you by any chance a marine biologist? |
1.1825 |
0.03805 |
126 |
105 |
19 |
2 |
2032 |
Some men are an island. |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
2033 |
Guess who's coming to dinner? |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
2034 |
First promise you'll never leave me! |
1.1825 |
0.03968 |
126 |
106 |
17 |
3 |
2035 |
Who's your beach, now? |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
2036 |
Your gonna need a bigger island. |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
2037 |
All I wanted was a fish for dinner. |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
2038 |
Herman, I asked you to stop reading that story aloud. |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
2039 |
This floss is really not working for me. |
1.1825 |
0.03968 |
126 |
106 |
17 |
3 |
2040 |
Quit your wailing. |
1.1825 |
0.03634 |
126 |
104 |
21 |
1 |
2041 |
Current Score: Moby Dick-1, Captain Ahab-0. |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
2042 |
I'm sorry, Sam, but you've had Moby Dick checked out of the library for 23 years, and some of us are tired of being on the wait list. |
1.1825 |
0.03968 |
126 |
106 |
17 |
3 |
2043 |
I told you dolphins would be better for the grand finale. |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2044 |
Pokemon has gone too far. |
1.1774 |
0.03806 |
124 |
104 |
18 |
2 |
2045 |
Hey honey, it's me. It looks like I'll be late for dinner again. |
1.1774 |
0.03975 |
124 |
105 |
16 |
3 |
2046 |
On second thought, maybe *you* should try riding *me* to safety. |
1.1774 |
0.03975 |
124 |
105 |
16 |
3 |
2047 |
What do you prefer, Jimmy, a helicopter or boat rescue? Jimmy? |
1.1774 |
0.04442 |
124 |
108 |
10 |
6 |
2048 |
I knew I should have lost weight before going to the beach. |
1.1774 |
0.04292 |
124 |
107 |
12 |
5 |
2049 |
My analyst said I needed to seek new friends with similar intelligence! |
1.1774 |
0.04442 |
124 |
108 |
10 |
6 |
2050 |
Another community ruined by WhaleMart.... |
1.1774 |
0.04587 |
124 |
109 |
8 |
7 |
2051 |
Call me IshmAAAAmphff... |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2052 |
Well. No more "Free Willie" impersonations. |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2053 |
It's just for a moment until I catch my breath. |
1.1774 |
0.03975 |
124 |
105 |
16 |
3 |
2054 |
Just go. When you say there are other fish in the sea, that irks me on two levels. |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2055 |
Could you move a little? My fin is falling asleep. |
1.1774 |
0.03806 |
124 |
104 |
18 |
2 |
2056 |
Your snoring was keeping me up. |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2057 |
Envisioning a slow death, Tommy prayed for a miracle. |
1.1774 |
0.04292 |
124 |
107 |
12 |
5 |
2058 |
On the good side, there's something to be said for the shade. |
1.1774 |
0.03975 |
124 |
105 |
16 |
3 |
2059 |
Hey, I think I found Nemo! |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2060 |
Killer whale. |
1.1774 |
0.03806 |
124 |
104 |
18 |
2 |
2061 |
Enunciate! |
1.1774 |
0.04442 |
124 |
108 |
10 |
6 |
2062 |
He just wouldn't shut up. |
1.1774 |
0.03975 |
124 |
105 |
16 |
3 |
2063 |
I thought I could, I thought I could |
1.1774 |
0.04587 |
124 |
109 |
8 |
7 |
2064 |
I can still tend the rabbits, Jonah? I didn't mean no harm, Jonah. |
1.1774 |
0.04442 |
124 |
108 |
10 |
6 |
2065 |
Wait until I start tickling your feet! |
1.1774 |
0.04292 |
124 |
107 |
12 |
5 |
2066 |
I though you wanted to be one with nature? |
1.1774 |
0.03806 |
124 |
104 |
18 |
2 |
2067 |
NEITHER of us want to be here. |
1.1774 |
0.03806 |
124 |
104 |
18 |
2 |
2068 |
Nice try, Ahab. |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2069 |
I'm sorry buddy. I just needed some time away from the in-laws. |
1.1774 |
0.03806 |
124 |
104 |
18 |
2 |
2070 |
You're not a Pokemon. |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2071 |
The audacity of hope |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2072 |
Funny. I was just thinking that things couldn't get much bleaker. |
1.1774 |
0.04442 |
124 |
108 |
10 |
6 |
2073 |
Somebody call for an Uber? |
1.1774 |
0.03975 |
124 |
105 |
16 |
3 |
2074 |
Stick a f-orca in him . . . he's done! |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2075 |
Just out of curiosity, when do you expect the helicopter to arrive? |
1.1774 |
0.03806 |
124 |
104 |
18 |
2 |
2076 |
Does this mean we can't be friends, Jim? |
1.1774 |
0.03975 |
124 |
105 |
16 |
3 |
2077 |
Say that part again about how humans are 'more evolved'. |
1.1774 |
0.03806 |
124 |
104 |
18 |
2 |
2078 |
Sorry about that. From a distance, you looked like a guy named Ahab. |
1.1774 |
0.04292 |
124 |
107 |
12 |
5 |
2079 |
Remember when the house fell on the Wicked Witch... |
1.1774 |
0.04292 |
124 |
107 |
12 |
5 |
2080 |
But you said you loved the game of squash. |
1.1774 |
0.04292 |
124 |
107 |
12 |
5 |
2081 |
No, I said that being stuck on this island makes me feel like wailing. |
1.1774 |
0.04442 |
124 |
108 |
10 |
6 |
2082 |
This town ain't big enough for the both of us |
1.1774 |
0.04292 |
124 |
107 |
12 |
5 |
2083 |
Location, Location, Location. |
1.1774 |
0.04292 |
124 |
107 |
12 |
5 |
2084 |
Over and out |
1.1774 |
0.03806 |
124 |
104 |
18 |
2 |
2085 |
I'm sorry. It's glandular. |
1.1774 |
0.03630 |
124 |
103 |
20 |
1 |
2086 |
Damn! What are the odds? |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2087 |
A bit to the left--yeah, that's the spot. |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2088 |
Sorry, this is where I do my tanning. |
1.1774 |
0.03975 |
124 |
105 |
16 |
3 |
2089 |
Is there a high tide here? |
1.1774 |
0.03806 |
124 |
104 |
18 |
2 |
2090 |
When told he could have only one book on his desert island, he chose Moby Dick. |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2091 |
NO TICKLING......it's unfair. |
1.1774 |
0.03630 |
124 |
103 |
20 |
1 |
2092 |
Pardon me. I am trying to get to Rio. |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2093 |
Sorry, I just wanted a toothpick. |
1.1774 |
0.04728 |
124 |
110 |
6 |
8 |
2094 |
Manwich with palm salad |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2095 |
Sorry. I just needed a breather. |
1.1774 |
0.03806 |
124 |
104 |
18 |
2 |
2096 |
Looking back, the chicken might have been a better choice. |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2097 |
Blame it on global warming. |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2098 |
I'm sorry, but the beach rentals in the Hamptons are outrageous this year. |
1.1774 |
0.03806 |
124 |
104 |
18 |
2 |
2099 |
Did you see my belly flop? |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2100 |
Mind if I catch my breath? |
1.1774 |
0.03630 |
124 |
103 |
20 |
1 |
2101 |
Whales need hugs too. |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2102 |
Would you mind scratching the other side too? |
1.1774 |
0.03806 |
124 |
104 |
18 |
2 |
2103 |
So your desert island book is Moby-Dick? |
1.1774 |
0.04292 |
124 |
107 |
12 |
5 |
2104 |
It's over, Jonah. |
1.1774 |
0.04587 |
124 |
109 |
8 |
7 |
2105 |
Could you move a little to the left? |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2106 |
My aquaphobia is really getting out of hand. |
1.1774 |
0.03975 |
124 |
105 |
16 |
3 |
2107 |
Is this sea taken? |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2108 |
Someone should do something about the Russian swim team. |
1.1774 |
0.04292 |
124 |
107 |
12 |
5 |
2109 |
We have something pressing to discuss. |
1.1774 |
0.03975 |
124 |
105 |
16 |
3 |
2110 |
I thought you were excited to see me. |
1.1774 |
0.03806 |
124 |
104 |
18 |
2 |
2111 |
Belly flop! |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2112 |
NOW you prefer to be left alone? |
1.1774 |
0.03806 |
124 |
104 |
18 |
2 |
2113 |
Timing is everything. |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2114 |
Fool me once, Jonah. |
1.1774 |
0.03806 |
124 |
104 |
18 |
2 |
2115 |
Ultimate sun block! |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2116 |
This island ain't big enough for the two of us. |
1.1774 |
0.03806 |
124 |
104 |
18 |
2 |
2117 |
Sorry! Just stopping to catch my breadth. |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2118 |
:Could you scratch a little to the left?" |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2119 |
Sorry, you looked like her. |
1.1774 |
0.03630 |
124 |
103 |
20 |
1 |
2120 |
That was a 6.0 degree of difficulty. |
1.1774 |
0.03630 |
124 |
103 |
20 |
1 |
2121 |
Almost a great leap forward! |
1.1774 |
0.03806 |
124 |
104 |
18 |
2 |
2122 |
I will hug him and squeeze him and call him George. |
1.1774 |
0.04442 |
124 |
108 |
10 |
6 |
2123 |
Just my luck. I beach on an uninhabited island. |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2124 |
Well, I DID pray for food and shade...? |
1.1774 |
0.04292 |
124 |
107 |
12 |
5 |
2125 |
Hi, I'm Moby Dick and I'm running for president. |
1.1774 |
0.03806 |
124 |
104 |
18 |
2 |
2126 |
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! A little to the left. That’s it! Ahh! |
1.1774 |
0.03975 |
124 |
105 |
16 |
3 |
2127 |
You're tickling. |
1.1774 |
0.03975 |
124 |
105 |
16 |
3 |
2128 |
You seem like the type of guy who sees the glass half empty. |
1.1774 |
0.03975 |
124 |
105 |
16 |
3 |
2129 |
Then came the fateful day when the bagpipes washed up on shore. |
1.1774 |
0.03975 |
124 |
105 |
16 |
3 |
2130 |
Your message in the bottle got to me! |
1.1774 |
0.03975 |
124 |
105 |
16 |
3 |
2131 |
I guess we're both pretty screwed. |
1.1774 |
0.03975 |
124 |
105 |
16 |
3 |
2132 |
Well, Ahab, I suppose we can call this a draw. |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2133 |
''NOW, of all times - I finally catch,''the big one''... |
1.1774 |
0.04292 |
124 |
107 |
12 |
5 |
2134 |
No, I really think I'm having the crappier day. Out of this whole huge ocean in which I can swim, I get stuck on this rock with a whiny guy who like to argue about who is having the crappiest day. |
1.1774 |
0.04292 |
124 |
107 |
12 |
5 |
2135 |
Who's blubbering now about needing space? |
1.1774 |
0.03806 |
124 |
104 |
18 |
2 |
2136 |
Whale now what? |
1.1774 |
0.04587 |
124 |
109 |
8 |
7 |
2137 |
Whale. A Still Life. |
1.1774 |
0.03806 |
124 |
104 |
18 |
2 |
2138 |
Oh, you wanted Moby Dick the book. Sorry. |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2139 |
Down a little....a little to the left, that's it! aaaaaaaah |
1.1774 |
0.03975 |
124 |
105 |
16 |
3 |
2140 |
This is your LAST "desert island" cartoon, Danny! |
1.1774 |
0.03975 |
124 |
105 |
16 |
3 |
2141 |
But the directions in the bottle seemed very specific. He must be around here somewhere! |
1.1774 |
0.03806 |
124 |
104 |
18 |
2 |
2142 |
You're on my side again. |
1.1774 |
0.03806 |
124 |
104 |
18 |
2 |
2143 |
I didn't say surf ON turf! |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2144 |
You had one wish.....one wish! |
1.1774 |
0.04442 |
124 |
108 |
10 |
6 |
2145 |
Sorry. I just wanted to evolve. |
1.1774 |
0.03975 |
124 |
105 |
16 |
3 |
2146 |
Nobody argues with Moby! |
1.1774 |
0.03806 |
124 |
104 |
18 |
2 |
2147 |
Surely you're not the only dentist on this island. |
1.1774 |
0.04292 |
124 |
107 |
12 |
5 |
2148 |
You've got a whale of a tale now. |
1.1774 |
0.03975 |
124 |
105 |
16 |
3 |
2149 |
C'mon! It's not a piggyback ride if you don't lift me. |
1.1774 |
0.03975 |
124 |
105 |
16 |
3 |
2150 |
Monday morning, August 8. Another gorgeous day. Sitting on the beach contemplating the symbolism of Moby-Dick... |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2151 |
Aw, man, Willy made it look so easy. |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2152 |
Why do all my dates end with dead bodies? |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2153 |
See? I told you it's better when you're on top. |
1.1774 |
0.03975 |
124 |
105 |
16 |
3 |
2154 |
Don't you hate the crowds on week-ends? |
1.1774 |
0.03806 |
124 |
104 |
18 |
2 |
2155 |
So sorry, I thought you were the Mrs. |
1.1774 |
0.04442 |
124 |
108 |
10 |
6 |
2156 |
The beachfront property looked so much larger on Airbnb.com. |
1.1774 |
0.03975 |
124 |
105 |
16 |
3 |
2157 |
You won't have to worry about being rescued anymore. |
1.1774 |
0.03975 |
124 |
105 |
16 |
3 |
2158 |
Whale watching on Humpback Island may be hazardous to one's health. |
1.1774 |
0.03975 |
124 |
105 |
16 |
3 |
2159 |
Sorry, I was aiming for the water. |
1.1774 |
0.03975 |
124 |
105 |
16 |
3 |
2160 |
No whale is an island too! |
1.1774 |
0.04442 |
124 |
108 |
10 |
6 |
2161 |
Ain't tsunamis a bitch? |
1.1774 |
0.03806 |
124 |
104 |
18 |
2 |
2162 |
Well, I think it IS kind of "meet-cute." |
1.1774 |
0.03630 |
124 |
103 |
20 |
1 |
2163 |
Look on the bright side, you'll have enough light and lubricant to last until you get rescued. |
1.1774 |
0.03975 |
124 |
105 |
16 |
3 |
2164 |
Where's the tiki bar? |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2165 |
I'll get off when you say uncle. |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2166 |
My favorite. A dessert island |
1.1774 |
0.04587 |
124 |
109 |
8 |
7 |
2167 |
President Trump's Imbeachment |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2168 |
A little help here? |
1.1774 |
0.03806 |
124 |
104 |
18 |
2 |
2169 |
Hold me. |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2170 |
Well it worked in Free Willy |
1.1774 |
0.03806 |
124 |
104 |
18 |
2 |
2171 |
Hey! You killed my shade tree! |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2172 |
Enough with the 'Wilson' thing! |
1.1774 |
0.03975 |
124 |
105 |
16 |
3 |
2173 |
You're a couple of quarts low! |
1.1774 |
0.04292 |
124 |
107 |
12 |
5 |
2174 |
Don't worry. Soon you'll wake up and realize it was all just a dream about your student loans. |
1.1774 |
0.03975 |
124 |
105 |
16 |
3 |
2175 |
Hide and seek is too easy. What's next? |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2176 |
Sorry, but the water is too cold today. |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2177 |
What a coincidence! If I were stranded on an island and could only have one book, I'd choose 'Moby Dick,' too! |
1.1760 |
0.04106 |
125 |
107 |
14 |
4 |
2178 |
Life has no porpoise. |
1.1760 |
0.04106 |
125 |
107 |
14 |
4 |
2179 |
Do my fins look big on this? |
1.1760 |
0.03778 |
125 |
105 |
18 |
2 |
2180 |
Well, according to maritime law, your squatting. |
1.1760 |
0.04260 |
125 |
108 |
12 |
5 |
2181 |
Get off of me Moby, now i know where how you got your last name :) |
1.1760 |
0.04553 |
125 |
110 |
8 |
7 |
2182 |
I'll get off your Island if you get the kelp off my teeth! |
1.1721 |
0.03624 |
122 |
102 |
19 |
1 |
2183 |
You looked lonely. |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2184 |
They said the krill was on isle 6. |
1.1721 |
0.04611 |
122 |
108 |
7 |
7 |
2185 |
Yes, I probably should lose a few pounds, but I don't think body-shaming is going to make the situation any better. |
1.1721 |
0.03806 |
122 |
103 |
17 |
2 |
2186 |
I just wished for a fish sandwich... |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2187 |
of all the gin joints in all the world |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
2188 |
Thank God for trees. |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2189 |
I wish I had listened when you said, "But, where will we live?" |
1.1721 |
0.04307 |
122 |
106 |
11 |
5 |
2190 |
Whoops! Should have looked before I beached. |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
2191 |
Seriously, we are such losers. |
1.1721 |
0.04462 |
122 |
107 |
9 |
6 |
2192 |
Looks like my island was bigger than my stomach. |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2193 |
I'm allergic to water. |
1.1721 |
0.04307 |
122 |
106 |
11 |
5 |
2194 |
Of all the gin joints ... |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2195 |
"This is a whale of a problem"! |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
2196 |
Oscar Wilde to Captain Ahab: "There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it." |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2197 |
I'm sorry, I've always wanted to try and reenact the ending to 'Free Willy'. |
1.1721 |
0.04307 |
122 |
106 |
11 |
5 |
2198 |
OK, so I missed the dismount by a smidge. |
1.1721 |
0.03624 |
122 |
102 |
19 |
1 |
2199 |
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world . . you walk into mine! |
1.1721 |
0.04307 |
122 |
106 |
11 |
5 |
2200 |
Plankton? Forget it! I want beef. |
1.1721 |
0.03806 |
122 |
103 |
17 |
2 |
2201 |
8th Century BCE: Jonah introduces the world to the concept of irony. |
1.1721 |
0.04307 |
122 |
106 |
11 |
5 |
2202 |
Island hump day. |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
2203 |
You can skip the flossing, but you've got to brush. |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2204 |
Now I know what "no man is an island" means. |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2205 |
I'm sorry, Moby. You're getting too big for me to carry you to the beach anymore. |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
2206 |
Ishmael, I told you not to call me that! |
1.1721 |
0.03624 |
122 |
102 |
19 |
1 |
2207 |
Sorry. I was aiming for San Diego. |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
2208 |
They call it death by echolocation. |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
2209 |
Damn you, Apple Maps! |
1.1721 |
0.03624 |
122 |
102 |
19 |
1 |
2210 |
Darn, I screwed up again. It's "look before you leap." |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
2211 |
He's a First Responder. |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2212 |
Sorry, this was the only beach in 1000 miles. |
1.1721 |
0.03806 |
122 |
103 |
17 |
2 |
2213 |
Hope I wasn't too early for my timeshare. |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
2214 |
Moby Trump devours the Republican Party! |
1.1721 |
0.04307 |
122 |
106 |
11 |
5 |
2215 |
Happy? Now, we're both stuck on a desert isle. |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2216 |
Noah was an exception |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
2217 |
Sorry, I'm a slave to the GPS. |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
2218 |
Definitely a beach day |
1.1721 |
0.03806 |
122 |
103 |
17 |
2 |
2219 |
Now that you've seen me with nothing on, do I look fat? |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
2220 |
Let’s see how many beached whale captions are generated with this stunt. |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
2221 |
Moby Knievel fails on his first attempt. |
1.1721 |
0.04307 |
122 |
106 |
11 |
5 |
2222 |
Where's Wilson? |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
2223 |
'Life's a beach' never really did it for me either. |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
2224 |
I keep dreaming about krill. |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2225 |
That tickles! |
1.1721 |
0.03624 |
122 |
102 |
19 |
1 |
2226 |
This isn't Mar-a-Lago? |
1.1721 |
0.03624 |
122 |
102 |
19 |
1 |
2227 |
Anyone seen Jonah? |
1.1721 |
0.03624 |
122 |
102 |
19 |
1 |
2228 |
How about asking Siri? |
1.1721 |
0.03806 |
122 |
103 |
17 |
2 |
2229 |
Survivor: Jonah Edition |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
2230 |
Hey! Did you see where the Pikachu went? |
1.1721 |
0.03806 |
122 |
103 |
17 |
2 |
2231 |
"Of all the desert islands, in all the seas, in all the world, you had to beach yourself on mine," said Ahab. |
1.1721 |
0.03432 |
122 |
101 |
21 |
0 |
2232 |
MOBY..........is that you? |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
2233 |
OK. Three days and three nights and I'm outta here! |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2234 |
Guess I've put on a few tons since my last vacation here. |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2235 |
Three, two, one... ready or not, here I come! |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2236 |
Hey, didn't you see my chair holding this spot for me? |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2237 |
Meat AND veggies...Mom would approve! |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2238 |
Let's try that again with more of a running start. |
1.1721 |
0.03624 |
122 |
102 |
19 |
1 |
2239 |
Just when I thought nothing worse could happen (he wrote)... |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
2240 |
I peaked too soon. |
1.1721 |
0.03806 |
122 |
103 |
17 |
2 |
2241 |
My bad. I thought I saw a peg leg there. |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2242 |
Sorry, Bob. Parallax error. |
1.1721 |
0.04307 |
122 |
106 |
11 |
5 |
2243 |
That moment when you know you've been Moby Dick'ed. |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2244 |
John Donne was right. |
1.1721 |
0.04462 |
122 |
107 |
9 |
6 |
2245 |
I knew I shouldn't have brought that album of whale songs with me. |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
2246 |
Well,there goes the "if you were stranded on a desert island & could have only one thing to eat for the rest of your life"question |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2247 |
I meant to do that. |
1.1721 |
0.04307 |
122 |
106 |
11 |
5 |
2248 |
I need to work on my tan |
1.1721 |
0.03806 |
122 |
103 |
17 |
2 |
2249 |
Breach of contact. |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
2250 |
On land, I get self-conscious about my weight. |
1.1721 |
0.03806 |
122 |
103 |
17 |
2 |
2251 |
I know you think your funny Moby, but your being kind of a dick! |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
2252 |
No man is on this island. |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2253 |
If it's not one thing, it's another. |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2254 |
you ordered a BelUBER? |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
2255 |
This is my layover day. |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2256 |
whoops! no wooden leg. |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
2257 |
You're not the only one who likes to lay on a beach once in awhile... |
1.1721 |
0.03806 |
122 |
103 |
17 |
2 |
2258 |
It was easy. I hacked your SOS! |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2259 |
A little to the left....that's the barnacle.... |
1.1721 |
0.03806 |
122 |
103 |
17 |
2 |
2260 |
Hey, restrain yourself. We just met. |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
2261 |
For Pete's sakes, stop whining and just move over! |
1.1721 |
0.04307 |
122 |
106 |
11 |
5 |
2262 |
I declare that this is my last whale and testament. |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2263 |
Sorry, I mistook your island for the Pequod. |
1.1721 |
0.04611 |
122 |
108 |
7 |
7 |
2264 |
We can draw straws for the lawn chair when we find it. |
1.1721 |
0.04462 |
122 |
107 |
9 |
6 |
2265 |
Due to climate change the whales finally got their revenge on Japan. |
1.1721 |
0.04307 |
122 |
106 |
11 |
5 |
2266 |
Ahhhh! Now, just a little more to the left. |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
2267 |
Oh, right, sorry. Now I see it... No peg leg. |
1.1721 |
0.03806 |
122 |
103 |
17 |
2 |
2268 |
I said send MAIL! |
1.1721 |
0.03806 |
122 |
103 |
17 |
2 |
2269 |
Quit your belly-achin', being stranded isn't fun for me either. |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2270 |
If it makes you feel any better, this was number four on my bucket list... |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2271 |
Hey, bartender, do you know how to make a whale float? |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2272 |
Sorry, 'Free Willy' made it look so easy. |
1.1721 |
0.03806 |
122 |
103 |
17 |
2 |
2273 |
It's the only place I can enjoy the beach without being rescued. |
1.1721 |
0.04462 |
122 |
107 |
9 |
6 |
2274 |
I dare you, call me fat again! |
1.1721 |
0.03806 |
122 |
103 |
17 |
2 |
2275 |
Whale circumcision gone horribly wrong! |
1.1721 |
0.04307 |
122 |
106 |
11 |
5 |
2276 |
Quit blubbering, I broke your fall! |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
2277 |
Don't you just hate Mondays? |
1.1721 |
0.03806 |
122 |
103 |
17 |
2 |
2278 |
Ishmael? Dick? |
1.1721 |
0.04307 |
122 |
106 |
11 |
5 |
2279 |
I could've sworn I saw Jonah here a few minutes ago. |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2280 |
Sorry, Ishmael. Call me embarrassed. |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
2281 |
Thinks he's a lap whale |
1.1721 |
0.03624 |
122 |
102 |
19 |
1 |
2282 |
Your personal information may have been compromised in a breach. |
1.1721 |
0.03624 |
122 |
102 |
19 |
1 |
2283 |
Sorry about this, but as long as you're down there, do you see my wallet? |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
2284 |
No, this isn't an island. You're on top of my wife. |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
2285 |
The images to follow may upset some readers. |
1.1721 |
0.03806 |
122 |
103 |
17 |
2 |
2286 |
Dear Mom and Dad: Having a whale of a time! |
1.1721 |
0.03624 |
122 |
102 |
19 |
1 |
2287 |
Ishmael, I've been looking for you |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
2288 |
It looked much bigger on VRBO. I'm just sayin'. |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2289 |
Sorry. Can we talk? |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2290 |
I got you covered |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2291 |
Great impression. I really thought Shamu was here. |
1.1721 |
0.04307 |
122 |
106 |
11 |
5 |
2292 |
Did you people even read our memo? 'Stop inventing South China Sea islands or else. |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2293 |
You said you wanted shade. |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2294 |
But surely size does not matter? |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2295 |
Don't tell my wife. |
1.1721 |
0.04307 |
122 |
106 |
11 |
5 |
2296 |
I should have thought twice about giving that sperm donor my contact information. |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
2297 |
Sorry mate-GPS malfunction. |
1.1721 |
0.03624 |
122 |
102 |
19 |
1 |
2298 |
All I wished for was more shade |
1.1712 |
0.03553 |
146 |
124 |
19 |
3 |
2299 |
...I've gotta get that auto-pilot fixed!... |
1.1707 |
0.03778 |
123 |
104 |
17 |
2 |
2300 |
Hey Moby - ever heard about catch and release? |
1.1707 |
0.04115 |
123 |
106 |
13 |
4 |
2301 |
After we get rescued, we should spend some time apart -- it's starting to feel like I'm smothering you. |
1.1707 |
0.03778 |
123 |
104 |
17 |
2 |
2302 |
Rising sea levels could be a good thing |
1.1707 |
0.03778 |
123 |
104 |
17 |
2 |
2303 |
I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME FAT! IT'S NOT FAT! IT'S BLUBBER! |
1.1707 |
0.03950 |
123 |
105 |
15 |
3 |
2304 |
Ok, Ahab. I'll get off, but you have to promise to just let it go already. |
1.1707 |
0.03950 |
123 |
105 |
15 |
3 |
2305 |
When I said I wanted a whale of a time I didn't expect this |
1.1707 |
0.04115 |
123 |
106 |
13 |
4 |
2306 |
Look at it this way, you won't be alone any more. |
1.1707 |
0.03597 |
123 |
103 |
19 |
1 |
2307 |
Of all the palm trees on al the sand spits in the world, you had to pick mine! |
1.1707 |
0.03597 |
123 |
103 |
19 |
1 |
2308 |
Geez, I'm sorry, is this beach taken? |
1.1707 |
0.04274 |
123 |
107 |
11 |
5 |
2309 |
We can't go on meeting like this. |
1.1707 |
0.03950 |
123 |
105 |
15 |
3 |
2310 |
C'mon ... Crawl out from under me and tell me what I did wrong. |
1.1707 |
0.04274 |
123 |
107 |
11 |
5 |
2311 |
Thank god for you, I saw your S.O.S. |
1.1707 |
0.03778 |
123 |
104 |
17 |
2 |
2312 |
Hope you don't think I'm piling on. |
1.1707 |
0.03778 |
123 |
104 |
17 |
2 |
2313 |
And to think, Moby Dick was my desert island book! |
1.1707 |
0.04115 |
123 |
106 |
13 |
4 |
2314 |
I'm giving you to the count of three to get off of me or else I'm gonna get really angry. |
1.1707 |
0.04274 |
123 |
107 |
11 |
5 |
2315 |
I've got a crush on him. |
1.1707 |
0.03778 |
123 |
104 |
17 |
2 |
2316 |
Oh yeah, scratch right there. |
1.1707 |
0.03950 |
123 |
105 |
15 |
3 |
2317 |
So much for my flying-fish routine. |
1.1707 |
0.03950 |
123 |
105 |
15 |
3 |
2318 |
Is that what you meant when you said you like to be on top! |
1.1707 |
0.04575 |
123 |
109 |
7 |
7 |
2319 |
Can we have a chat about global warming? |
1.1707 |
0.04115 |
123 |
106 |
13 |
4 |
2320 |
It looks like we couldn't free Willy this time. |
1.1707 |
0.03950 |
123 |
105 |
15 |
3 |
2321 |
After you change the oil, do you have time to check my remora? |
1.1707 |
0.03950 |
123 |
105 |
15 |
3 |
2322 |
Scoreboard says! ... Moby - 1, Gilligan - 0. |
1.1707 |
0.03778 |
123 |
104 |
17 |
2 |
2323 |
"Your desert, my dessert". |
1.1707 |
0.03778 |
123 |
104 |
17 |
2 |
2324 |
Ahh...I should have stuck with Wilson! |
1.1707 |
0.04427 |
123 |
108 |
9 |
6 |
2325 |
Where's Jonah? |
1.1707 |
0.04115 |
123 |
106 |
13 |
4 |
2326 |
Have you seen my IPod ? |
1.1707 |
0.03950 |
123 |
105 |
15 |
3 |
2327 |
Not as fun as wiping out a whole beach, but still fun. |
1.1707 |
0.03950 |
123 |
105 |
15 |
3 |
2328 |
I'm REALLY sick of seafood! |
1.1707 |
0.04115 |
123 |
106 |
13 |
4 |
2329 |
I just don't understand it. We never TALK anymore...... |
1.1707 |
0.03950 |
123 |
105 |
15 |
3 |
2330 |
I'm not the island-jumper I used to be. |
1.1707 |
0.03778 |
123 |
104 |
17 |
2 |
2331 |
That was a half-gainer with 2 1/2 twists. |
1.1707 |
0.04115 |
123 |
106 |
13 |
4 |
2332 |
Your incessant screaming was keeping the kids up. |
1.1707 |
0.04274 |
123 |
107 |
11 |
5 |
2333 |
You ever hear of squatters' rights? |
1.1707 |
0.04115 |
123 |
106 |
13 |
4 |
2334 |
Sorry. Mistook you for that Ahab guy. |
1.1707 |
0.04115 |
123 |
106 |
13 |
4 |
2335 |
What? I can't hear well out of the water. |
1.1707 |
0.03778 |
123 |
104 |
17 |
2 |
2336 |
Don't move. I think I lost a contact lens. |
1.1707 |
0.03950 |
123 |
105 |
15 |
3 |
2337 |
OK, fine, don't call me Ishmael. Call me whatever you want! |
1.1707 |
0.03597 |
123 |
103 |
19 |
1 |
2338 |
I tried to tell you 'Musical Chairs' was a bad idea! |
1.1707 |
0.04115 |
123 |
106 |
13 |
4 |
2339 |
Sorry, I thought you were a Pokémon. |
1.1707 |
0.04274 |
123 |
107 |
11 |
5 |
2340 |
You of all people should know GPS isn't always right. |
1.1707 |
0.03950 |
123 |
105 |
15 |
3 |
2341 |
Sorry -- I set my GPS to Palm Beach. |
1.1707 |
0.03597 |
123 |
103 |
19 |
1 |
2342 |
Lenny learns why they're called "Hump Backs" |
1.1707 |
0.04115 |
123 |
106 |
13 |
4 |
2343 |
You've got a busted ball joint on your blow hole. |
1.1694 |
0.04540 |
124 |
110 |
7 |
7 |
2344 |
You said you wanted a hug. |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2345 |
What would Melville do? |
1.1694 |
0.03750 |
124 |
105 |
17 |
2 |
2346 |
God, are you sure I have to eat him? Sitting on him seems to be working pretty well... |
1.1694 |
0.04242 |
124 |
108 |
11 |
5 |
2347 |
So that's a "high five?" |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
2348 |
I should have built a wall and made Whales pay for it..... |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
2349 |
This is not your day, is it? |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
2350 |
And then he called me a dick! |
1.1694 |
0.04242 |
124 |
108 |
11 |
5 |
2351 |
I'm sure sorry for the mistake, but you have to admit, this would have been hilarious if you really WERE Captain Ahab. |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2352 |
I'm sorry, I just felt so isolated, you know? |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
2353 |
Can we cut down on the surprise visits ? |
1.1694 |
0.03750 |
124 |
105 |
17 |
2 |
2354 |
So much for an island in the sun. |
1.1694 |
0.03750 |
124 |
105 |
17 |
2 |
2355 |
WE NEED TO REVISIT YOUR TIME SHARE AGREEMENT |
1.1694 |
0.03750 |
124 |
105 |
17 |
2 |
2356 |
Excuse me |
1.1694 |
0.03750 |
124 |
105 |
17 |
2 |
2357 |
Really, I just wanted a little hug! |
1.1694 |
0.03750 |
124 |
105 |
17 |
2 |
2358 |
Now you can tell the story about the Big One that got away. |
1.1694 |
0.03750 |
124 |
105 |
17 |
2 |
2359 |
What the heck is Pokemon Go? |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2360 |
Oh crap! Now Seaworld will never take me! |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
2361 |
Am I coming on too strong? |
1.1680 |
0.03891 |
125 |
107 |
15 |
3 |
2362 |
Whale you please, get off from me! |
1.1653 |
0.04598 |
121 |
108 |
6 |
7 |
2363 |
Now let's work on height |
1.1653 |
0.03953 |
121 |
104 |
14 |
3 |
2364 |
And I used to think climate change was a hoax. |
1.1653 |
0.04124 |
121 |
105 |
12 |
4 |
2365 |
1. All's whale that ends whale. 2. No manatee is an island.3. Jonah didn't do that on porpoise. 3. Jonah didn't do that on porpoise. 3. Jonah did not do this on porpoise |
1.1653 |
0.03775 |
121 |
103 |
16 |
2 |
2366 |
Hey there Ishmael, did you miss me? |
1.1653 |
0.03953 |
121 |
104 |
14 |
3 |
2367 |
Hello Coast Guard? Does your rescue ship have a 40-ton crane? |
1.1653 |
0.04124 |
121 |
105 |
12 |
4 |
2368 |
Now do you believe that I'm not a Pokémon monster? |
1.1653 |
0.03953 |
121 |
104 |
14 |
3 |
2369 |
Whale, whale, whale, look what we have here. |
1.1653 |
0.04124 |
121 |
105 |
12 |
4 |
2370 |
Your ride service has arrived! |
1.1653 |
0.03588 |
121 |
102 |
18 |
1 |
2371 |
Somehow I thought that having a whale of a time would be more fun. |
1.1653 |
0.04124 |
121 |
105 |
12 |
4 |
2372 |
No, no, not whaling - I was sailing. |
1.1653 |
0.03953 |
121 |
104 |
14 |
3 |
2373 |
Actually, whales are mammals. |
1.1653 |
0.04288 |
121 |
106 |
10 |
5 |
2374 |
I guess my voice is a little krill.. |
1.1653 |
0.03953 |
121 |
104 |
14 |
3 |
2375 |
Can we build Sandcastles later? |
1.1653 |
0.03953 |
121 |
104 |
14 |
3 |
2376 |
Y'want the warm rinse like the last time, or spearmint? |
1.1653 |
0.03953 |
121 |
104 |
14 |
3 |
2377 |
You looked bigger in your Tinder photo. |
1.1653 |
0.03588 |
121 |
102 |
18 |
1 |
2378 |
There goes my premium. |
1.1653 |
0.03775 |
121 |
103 |
16 |
2 |
2379 |
Ok Moby my arm is tired. No more belly rub. |
1.1653 |
0.03775 |
121 |
103 |
16 |
2 |
2380 |
Miami was a whale of a town, wasn't it Carlos...before the climate change. Carlos? |
1.1653 |
0.04445 |
121 |
107 |
8 |
6 |
2381 |
On behalf of Save-The-Whales, I thank you for your contribution. |
1.1653 |
0.03391 |
121 |
101 |
20 |
0 |
2382 |
I meant stranded with the book, Moby Dick. |
1.1653 |
0.04124 |
121 |
105 |
12 |
4 |
2383 |
You were right, ma'am, you are pregnant. |
1.1653 |
0.04124 |
121 |
105 |
12 |
4 |
2384 |
I guess we both bought the same GPS. |
1.1653 |
0.03775 |
121 |
103 |
16 |
2 |
2385 |
Do I LOOK like a Carnival Cruise rescue boat to you? |
1.1653 |
0.04124 |
121 |
105 |
12 |
4 |
2386 |
Do you think I need to lose some weight? |
1.1653 |
0.04124 |
121 |
105 |
12 |
4 |
2387 |
Am I hurting you? |
1.1653 |
0.03953 |
121 |
104 |
14 |
3 |
2388 |
I don't usually cuddle, but if it's something you need... |
1.1653 |
0.04124 |
121 |
105 |
12 |
4 |
2389 |
All I wanted was a coconut water. |
1.1653 |
0.04288 |
121 |
106 |
10 |
5 |
2390 |
That’s what you get for calling me a sperm whale. |
1.1653 |
0.03953 |
121 |
104 |
14 |
3 |
2391 |
"Call you WHAT"? |
1.1653 |
0.03953 |
121 |
104 |
14 |
3 |
2392 |
Mind if I play through? |
1.1653 |
0.03775 |
121 |
103 |
16 |
2 |
2393 |
I hate whaling season. |
1.1653 |
0.04288 |
121 |
106 |
10 |
5 |
2394 |
I've stopped by to say it is not too late to turn things around. |
1.1653 |
0.04288 |
121 |
106 |
10 |
5 |
2395 |
Coldwell Banker billed it as "an inexpensive, personal island, where I would have a whale of a good time! in retirement". |
1.1653 |
0.03775 |
121 |
103 |
16 |
2 |
2396 |
Now that's a belly flop |
1.1653 |
0.04124 |
121 |
105 |
12 |
4 |
2397 |
What are you blubbering? |
1.1653 |
0.04288 |
121 |
106 |
10 |
5 |
2398 |
I couldn't bear to watch you succumb to cliche. |
1.1653 |
0.03953 |
121 |
104 |
14 |
3 |
2399 |
excuse me, i thought i ordered the California roll |
1.1653 |
0.04124 |
121 |
105 |
12 |
4 |
2400 |
It's on three, not after three. |
1.1653 |
0.04124 |
121 |
105 |
12 |
4 |
2401 |
Best I've had since Jonah. |
1.1653 |
0.03953 |
121 |
104 |
14 |
3 |
2402 |
Help! Some captain named Ahab is after me! |
1.1653 |
0.04288 |
121 |
106 |
10 |
5 |
2403 |
Sorry human but your species is making beaches harder to find. |
1.1653 |
0.04598 |
121 |
108 |
6 |
7 |
2404 |
Maybe I should have carried you across the threshold. |
1.1653 |
0.04445 |
121 |
107 |
8 |
6 |
2405 |
We're stuck on this thing together - no point moaning about it now. |
1.1653 |
0.04445 |
121 |
107 |
8 |
6 |
2406 |
Sorry dude, but this rest stop just isn't big enough for both of us! |
1.1653 |
0.03775 |
121 |
103 |
16 |
2 |
2407 |
I suppose I have some explaining to do. |
1.1653 |
0.03953 |
121 |
104 |
14 |
3 |
2408 |
Weren't you on the whale watch cruise? |
1.1653 |
0.03775 |
121 |
103 |
16 |
2 |
2409 |
I think we would both benefit by going for a swim. |
1.1653 |
0.04124 |
121 |
105 |
12 |
4 |
2410 |
So, you haven't been brushing lately. |
1.1653 |
0.04445 |
121 |
107 |
8 |
6 |
2411 |
I'm really sorry! I didn't update my GPS!! |
1.1653 |
0.03588 |
121 |
102 |
18 |
1 |
2412 |
Moby your such a Dick. |
1.1653 |
0.04124 |
121 |
105 |
12 |
4 |
2413 |
Aw. He has a crush on you. |
1.1653 |
0.03775 |
121 |
103 |
16 |
2 |
2414 |
So, where is this Jonah guy ? |
1.1653 |
0.03953 |
121 |
104 |
14 |
3 |
2415 |
Really? |
1.1653 |
0.04288 |
121 |
106 |
10 |
5 |
2416 |
On second thought, I won't be needing that sunscreen. |
1.1653 |
0.03953 |
121 |
104 |
14 |
3 |
2417 |
mmff mmzzn mibb mmnam |
1.1653 |
0.03953 |
121 |
104 |
14 |
3 |
2418 |
Wrong bait again...... bummer! |
1.1653 |
0.04288 |
121 |
106 |
10 |
5 |
2419 |
Yet another wish too vague. |
1.1653 |
0.04445 |
121 |
107 |
8 |
6 |
2420 |
Mind if I take a selfie? |
1.1653 |
0.03588 |
121 |
102 |
18 |
1 |
2421 |
November 8th has been weighing on my mind too... |
1.1653 |
0.03775 |
121 |
103 |
16 |
2 |
2422 |
So much for 'stealth mode'. |
1.1653 |
0.03953 |
121 |
104 |
14 |
3 |
2423 |
PLEASE VOTE FOR HILLARY!!! |
1.1653 |
0.04288 |
121 |
106 |
10 |
5 |
2424 |
Trouble weighs a ton. |
1.1653 |
0.04124 |
121 |
105 |
12 |
4 |
2425 |
Some of the best love stories end in tragedy. |
1.1653 |
0.03775 |
121 |
103 |
16 |
2 |
2426 |
Ishmael you said? |
1.1653 |
0.04288 |
121 |
106 |
10 |
5 |
2427 |
YOU LOOKED DIFFERENT IN YOUR PROFILE PICTURE |
1.1653 |
0.03588 |
121 |
102 |
18 |
1 |
2428 |
O.K., smart aleck. Still say "Moby-Dick" is a venereal disease? |
1.1653 |
0.03588 |
121 |
102 |
18 |
1 |
2429 |
My bad. Didn't see you there. |
1.1653 |
0.03775 |
121 |
103 |
16 |
2 |
2430 |
Harry, I think I caught one. |
1.1653 |
0.03588 |
121 |
102 |
18 |
1 |
2431 |
Only island hopping |
1.1653 |
0.03391 |
121 |
101 |
20 |
0 |
2432 |
Looks to me like you need to do a better job flossing. |
1.1653 |
0.04124 |
121 |
105 |
12 |
4 |
2433 |
Don't ever say I wasn't here for you. |
1.1653 |
0.04124 |
121 |
105 |
12 |
4 |
2434 |
Sorry, man. I was going after Wilson. |
1.1653 |
0.04124 |
121 |
105 |
12 |
4 |
2435 |
This beach looked bigger--and less crowded--in the brochure. |
1.1653 |
0.03953 |
121 |
104 |
14 |
3 |
2436 |
Free William |
1.1653 |
0.03953 |
121 |
104 |
14 |
3 |
2437 |
Biblical Stories Revealed: Jonah was actually stuck under a whale all that time--later took poetic license. |
1.1653 |
0.04124 |
121 |
105 |
12 |
4 |
2438 |
Too much krill. Happens every time. |
1.1653 |
0.04288 |
121 |
106 |
10 |
5 |
2439 |
This island isn't big enough for the two of us, Hombre. |
1.1653 |
0.04288 |
121 |
106 |
10 |
5 |
2440 |
What do you say we try that again, Jonah? |
1.1653 |
0.04445 |
121 |
107 |
8 |
6 |
2441 |
Sorry for dropping by unannounced! |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2442 |
This is about as successful as when you came to my place. |
1.1639 |
0.03561 |
122 |
103 |
18 |
1 |
2443 |
Whatever happened to Wilson? |
1.1639 |
0.04092 |
122 |
106 |
12 |
4 |
2444 |
This is the last time I order take-out. |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2445 |
This island's not big enough for both of us! |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
2446 |
I'm so tired of sushi. |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
2447 |
This island was reserved for me. |
1.1639 |
0.04092 |
122 |
106 |
12 |
4 |
2448 |
you have reached your destination! |
1.1639 |
0.04411 |
122 |
108 |
8 |
6 |
2449 |
Excuse me, I didn't know that this Island was taken. |
1.1639 |
0.03561 |
122 |
103 |
18 |
1 |
2450 |
Well, this looks like the beginning of a long friendship. |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
2451 |
Ok...Down Boy..Down Boy. |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
2452 |
Jonah, So good to see you again! |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
2453 |
You gotta hide me, that captain is so obsessive-compulsive! |
1.1639 |
0.04092 |
122 |
106 |
12 |
4 |
2454 |
Now they can call you Fishmeal! |
1.1639 |
0.04092 |
122 |
106 |
12 |
4 |
2455 |
I wonder how Free Willy made it. |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2456 |
I'm only doing this for research |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
2457 |
My lawyer called it a breach of contact. |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2458 |
Now you grasp the weight of the situation. |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
2459 |
Okay, I concede. You absolutely spout wisdom. |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2460 |
It worked on Free Willy... |
1.1639 |
0.04255 |
122 |
107 |
10 |
5 |
2461 |
It's a bit isolated, but I'm having a whale of a time. Thanks for asking |
1.1639 |
0.04092 |
122 |
106 |
12 |
4 |
2462 |
To you, buddy, it's Uncle Moby. |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2463 |
Air B&B said I'd have an ocean view, but this is ridiculous |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
2464 |
A whale's interpretation of 'No man is an island.' |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
2465 |
I hear you been talking to Ahab. |
1.1639 |
0.04092 |
122 |
106 |
12 |
4 |
2466 |
Dumb idea to practice my whale call technique. |
1.1639 |
0.04092 |
122 |
106 |
12 |
4 |
2467 |
Babe. We need to chat. I think I need more space. |
1.1639 |
0.04255 |
122 |
107 |
10 |
5 |
2468 |
Tomorrow you can have the top bunk. |
1.1639 |
0.03561 |
122 |
103 |
18 |
1 |
2469 |
Quick! Drag me back to the water! |
1.1639 |
0.04255 |
122 |
107 |
10 |
5 |
2470 |
Ahab is in the area, so can I crash with you for a while? |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
2471 |
Of course I love to snuggle, but honestly, I think my whole body has gone numb. |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2472 |
Ishmael, you said? Well it's Smushmael now. |
1.1639 |
0.04092 |
122 |
106 |
12 |
4 |
2473 |
I'm a blue whale in need of a hug. |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2474 |
I screamed "heeelp" not "kelp" |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2475 |
I gotta stop drinking. |
1.1626 |
0.03893 |
123 |
106 |
14 |
3 |
2476 |
What's the catch? |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2477 |
This really isn't your week, is it? |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2478 |
This is how it feels to caption another island cartoon. |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2479 |
Ok. Next time you get to be the man. |
1.1597 |
0.04300 |
119 |
105 |
9 |
5 |
2480 |
MY NAME IS FRANKLIN AND I'M NOT PLANKTON. DO YOU MIND OPENING YOUR MOUTH? |
1.1597 |
0.04300 |
119 |
105 |
9 |
5 |
2481 |
Oops, sorry. Your radio sounded like a mating call. |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2482 |
DON'T call me RICHARD! |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2483 |
Allegorically speaking, this was not the ending Stan had anticipated. |
1.1597 |
0.03577 |
119 |
101 |
17 |
1 |
2484 |
Your Craig's List ad said parking was included, but apparently not. |
1.1597 |
0.04300 |
119 |
105 |
9 |
5 |
2485 |
What does 'mmmummmbummummm' mean? |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2486 |
I just wish you were more talkative sometimes. |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2487 |
Sorry, Hamptons property was too expensive. |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2488 |
It was a nice visit, now roll me back in. |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2489 |
I'm kind of liking this whole AirB&B situation. |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2490 |
My fluke's asleep. |
1.1597 |
0.03372 |
119 |
100 |
19 |
0 |
2491 |
I think you are right, you should be the big spoon. |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2492 |
I didn't see that coming. |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2493 |
Isn't it my turn to be on top? |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2494 |
I told you, it's not "Moby Dick," it's Moby Richard. |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2495 |
For the last time, you are not, I repeat, NOT a lap-whale |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2496 |
Olly, Olly oxen free! |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2497 |
Pacific Life commercial, take one. |
1.1597 |
0.03577 |
119 |
101 |
17 |
1 |
2498 |
You should consider adding additional coverage to your homeowners policy. |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2499 |
I think you've overstayed your whalecome. |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2500 |
That must have been your whistling and not my mother's. |
1.1597 |
0.03577 |
119 |
101 |
17 |
1 |
2501 |
Jonah! Whatcha doing here, man? |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2502 |
Of all the gin joints, in all the world, she walks into mine |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2503 |
I'm really flattened by your attention. |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2504 |
What's that wailing sound? |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2505 |
I want to evolve |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2506 |
I don't suppose you could hand me my harpoon? |
1.1597 |
0.03577 |
119 |
101 |
17 |
1 |
2507 |
OK, now you scratch my back. |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2508 |
Could you just roll a bit to the left? |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2509 |
Bet you're glad i skipped the second helping of plankton this morning! |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2510 |
I can't quit you, Jonah. |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2511 |
"This is not your week". |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2512 |
That was close. At first I thought it was a Great White. |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2513 |
The orca dared me to. |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2514 |
Rub her tummy and Shamu would follow you anywhere! |
1.1597 |
0.03577 |
119 |
101 |
17 |
1 |
2515 |
Uggghhhh... call me Squishmael. |
1.1597 |
0.04300 |
119 |
105 |
9 |
5 |
2516 |
You looked like Pikachu from the water. |
1.1597 |
0.03577 |
119 |
101 |
17 |
1 |
2517 |
Look out little buddy, sharks! |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2518 |
Jonah! Where have you been? |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2519 |
Sorry, buddy, but life's a beach! |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2520 |
So you're the one that didn't get away. |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2521 |
Now you understand why they call me Moby Dick? |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2522 |
I don't care about the research. They've never flossed with a palm tree. |
1.1597 |
0.04300 |
119 |
105 |
9 |
5 |
2523 |
Sorry, Mr. Trump, but exiling you to a desert island just wasn't "hyuge" enough. |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2524 |
That concludes the exam. You owe me for a new palm tree. |
1.1597 |
0.03577 |
119 |
101 |
17 |
1 |
2525 |
Do I still get the herring? |
1.1597 |
0.04300 |
119 |
105 |
9 |
5 |
2526 |
I tried to tell him . . . an island economy just can't support an aquarium . . . |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2527 |
Jonah? Where are you, buddy? |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2528 |
Just need to catch my breath... |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2529 |
Take a deep breath. 5 more minutes and we're done with your oil change. |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2530 |
Just to let you know, I'm NOT having a whale of a good time here! |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2531 |
Okay, I’ll call you Ishmael. But I’m here to take you to the same place I took Captain Ahab. |
1.1597 |
0.04300 |
119 |
105 |
9 |
5 |
2532 |
My bad, I thought that you were Jonah |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2533 |
I told you that it's not big enough for the both of us. |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2534 |
Wait, are you trying to tell me you didn't request an Uber? |
1.1597 |
0.03577 |
119 |
101 |
17 |
1 |
2535 |
I admit it's a bit of a squeeze. |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2536 |
You're not Captain Ahab? |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2537 |
You know, Jonah, this routine is getting old. |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2538 |
Beached Whale Lives Matter! |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2539 |
I just asked for some sushi. |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2540 |
Not my fault your desert-island companion wish was Moby. |
1.1597 |
0.04300 |
119 |
105 |
9 |
5 |
2541 |
Where exactly is that thorn? |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2542 |
I'm glad I finally found a therapist. |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2543 |
I heard someone shouting my name....Wilson. |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2544 |
This is all I can afford since SeaWorld let me go. |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2545 |
Oops! Sorry. My GPS kept recalculating! |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2546 |
They don't call me Moby Dick for nothing! |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2547 |
Quit crying and get back out there. |
1.1597 |
0.03577 |
119 |
101 |
17 |
1 |
2548 |
Yeah, yeah, 'beached whale,' I get it. |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2549 |
I was here first! |
1.1597 |
0.03577 |
119 |
101 |
17 |
1 |
2550 |
You can stop now. They said flossing isn't necessary anymore. |
1.1597 |
0.04300 |
119 |
105 |
9 |
5 |
2551 |
Oh, sorry, son, the brochure said it was uninhabited. |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2552 |
Aren't you glad to be off that ship, Ishmael? |
1.1597 |
0.04300 |
119 |
105 |
9 |
5 |
2553 |
I need some more alone time. |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2554 |
Be careful what you wish for, Jonah. |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2555 |
I wish for food and shelter, and this is the best you can do?! |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2556 |
Sorry, I thought you were traveling this weekend |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2557 |
I guess I'm afraid of commitment. And harpoons. |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2558 |
Take that, Ahab! |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2559 |
Looks like you're about 4 quarts of blubber low |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2560 |
Sorry, I didn't mean to whale on you. It's just my nature. |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2561 |
Behold: The whale's equivalent of stepping on a Lego. |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2562 |
I was waving at the ship! Not you ughhh.... |
1.1597 |
0.03577 |
119 |
101 |
17 |
1 |
2563 |
It's the palm tree you can't see I'm worried about. |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2564 |
I'm sure I'm not in 'Sea World" anymore. |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2565 |
Yes I know you're here |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2566 |
Oh, boy! You're getting old for belly rubs. |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2567 |
This wasn't on Travelocity. |
1.1597 |
0.03577 |
119 |
101 |
17 |
1 |
2568 |
I don't know about you but that workout crushed me. |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2569 |
Uh, Jonah, it's the other way around. |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2570 |
You rest here, Jonah. Jonah? |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2571 |
I am covered for life! |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2572 |
Does anyone have a toothpick? |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2573 |
It could have been worse; it could have been a Sperm Whale! |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2574 |
My top ten albums are..... |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2575 |
Possession is 9/10 of the law. |
1.1597 |
0.04300 |
119 |
105 |
9 |
5 |
2576 |
I saw Greg Louganis make that dive, I thought I could do it. |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2577 |
I'm glad to see you too, Moby. Now get off my back! |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2578 |
Move over . . . there's room enough for both of us! |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2579 |
I bit off more than I could chew. |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2580 |
I need to floss |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2581 |
It's so nice to finally have someone to tell my troubles to. |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2582 |
I meant the book. |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2583 |
Now scratch a little to the left |
1.1597 |
0.03577 |
119 |
101 |
17 |
1 |
2584 |
A little help, fella? |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2585 |
With everything we throw in the water these days, I don't blame you! |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2586 |
Be careful what you wish for, right? |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2587 |
EVIDENCE CONFIRMED: The Isle of One Man is no more. |
1.1597 |
0.03577 |
119 |
101 |
17 |
1 |
2588 |
"No man has an island to himself". |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2589 |
Aw crap, beached again, did the Chinese put that island here? |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2590 |
You're breaking up. Is it me? Hello? |
1.1597 |
0.04300 |
119 |
105 |
9 |
5 |
2591 |
Aquaman, you might have been better off with some Prozac. |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2592 |
All I wanted was a hug. |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2593 |
Did someone say shark |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2594 |
Hello, Asian Gardens, that was a sushi order for one, not a ton. |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2595 |
Nowadays, we're really dependent on road krill. |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2596 |
You're awfully quiet dear. Is everything OK? |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2597 |
I told you it was better if you got on top... |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2598 |
Argh! This blows! |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2599 |
That's going to leave a kriller bruise... |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2600 |
"... Jonah?...JONAH?....Hey....JOOO-NAAAAAAH!?!?!... |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2601 |
I told you not to hog the shade. |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2602 |
We thank you for your patience and apologize for any inconvenience |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2603 |
I prayed for floating rubber, not floating blubber! |
1.1597 |
0.04300 |
119 |
105 |
9 |
5 |
2604 |
Since when has there been an island here? |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2605 |
Tragedy strikes when released aquarium whale seeks human companionship |
1.1597 |
0.03577 |
119 |
101 |
17 |
1 |
2606 |
You're 3 fish late on your mortgage. |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2607 |
Oh oh! Trouble in Paradise? |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2608 |
Dang! Thought he had a peg leg. |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2609 |
My long jump's not much, want to see my 400 meter freestyle? |
1.1597 |
0.04300 |
119 |
105 |
9 |
5 |
2610 |
I'm telling you I'm not Herman Melville! |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2611 |
Let's just cuddle. |
1.1597 |
0.04300 |
119 |
105 |
9 |
5 |
2612 |
Due to the proliferation of misleading profile information it is suggested that first dates be in well trafficked public places. |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2613 |
Moby, you are a dickhead. |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2614 |
Just scratch right there. Ahh, thanks Cap'n Ahab. |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2615 |
Your mom is an Ahab and my dad is Moby Dick but we can make it work. |
1.1597 |
0.03577 |
119 |
101 |
17 |
1 |
2616 |
Yes, I'm a Dick. Moby Dick. |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2617 |
Hello, did somebody call for a water taxi? |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2618 |
Do you have any sunscreen? I burn easily. |
1.1597 |
0.03577 |
119 |
101 |
17 |
1 |
2619 |
When I wished for a deluxe seafood dinner, this really wasn't what I had in mind. |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2620 |
Just try and 'save' me, wiseguy! |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2621 |
Live free and die. |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2622 |
I just hate it when something gets stuck in my teeth. |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2623 |
Oh stop complaining. These islands are harder to spot since you caused the sea level rise. |
1.1597 |
0.04300 |
119 |
105 |
9 |
5 |
2624 |
No worries, bud. I’ve gone vegan. |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2625 |
As you said, "Life's a beach." |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2626 |
I'm not Ishmael, but you may call me whatever you'd like. |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2627 |
Tastes like chicken. |
1.1583 |
0.04099 |
120 |
105 |
11 |
4 |
2628 |
Moby Dick finally reciprocated Ahab's unrequited love. |
1.1583 |
0.04099 |
120 |
105 |
11 |
4 |
2629 |
Homicide: Life on the Beach |
1.1583 |
0.03742 |
120 |
103 |
15 |
2 |
2630 |
We're all killer whales |
1.1583 |
0.04099 |
120 |
105 |
11 |
4 |
2631 |
Hump Day in paradise |
1.1583 |
0.03924 |
120 |
104 |
13 |
3 |
2632 |
You just had to poke me with that pointy stick, didn't you? |
1.1583 |
0.03742 |
120 |
103 |
15 |
2 |
2633 |
Nobody likes hugs but me. |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2634 |
Can you fix it? I don't want to be known as Moby Dickless! |
1.1538 |
0.04137 |
117 |
103 |
10 |
4 |
2635 |
I didn't think the movie lived up to the book. |
1.1538 |
0.03764 |
117 |
101 |
14 |
2 |
2636 |
A little to the left and this is the best massage ever! |
1.1538 |
0.03764 |
117 |
101 |
14 |
2 |
2637 |
You called, Ishmael? |
1.1538 |
0.03955 |
117 |
102 |
12 |
3 |
2638 |
Marooned animal-trainer Ted's perfected his animal-call and now needs his rollover. |
1.1538 |
0.03955 |
117 |
102 |
12 |
3 |
2639 |
I swear this island used to be bigger. |
1.1538 |
0.03955 |
117 |
102 |
12 |
3 |
2640 |
Sharknado's got nothin' on me. |
1.1538 |
0.03563 |
117 |
100 |
16 |
1 |
2641 |
Saorry, buddy, but my GPS said, "Go straight." |
1.1538 |
0.03764 |
117 |
101 |
14 |
2 |
2642 |
Sorry, fella- you really do look just like that jerk Ahab! |
1.1538 |
0.03764 |
117 |
101 |
14 |
2 |
2643 |
Cartoon Whales matter! |
1.1538 |
0.04137 |
117 |
103 |
10 |
4 |
2644 |
But inside I truly feel I'm a Cockapoo... |
1.1538 |
0.03764 |
117 |
101 |
14 |
2 |
2645 |
The book?!! Well, perhaps you should have been more specific on your Desert Island list. |
1.1538 |
0.04479 |
117 |
105 |
6 |
6 |
2646 |
What have I done? When you said to 'just blow it out your blowhole' I lost it! |
1.1538 |
0.03764 |
117 |
101 |
14 |
2 |
2647 |
'The name's Johnny, not Jonah.' |
1.1538 |
0.03563 |
117 |
100 |
16 |
1 |
2648 |
Look, I'm sensitive enough about my weight... |
1.1538 |
0.03764 |
117 |
101 |
14 |
2 |
2649 |
I hoped you'd get me off the island, not have you on the island. |
1.1538 |
0.04137 |
117 |
103 |
10 |
4 |
2650 |
And a rock feels pain; And an island cries. |
1.1538 |
0.03764 |
117 |
101 |
14 |
2 |
2651 |
Nice to meet you Ishmael. Call me full. |
1.1538 |
0.04137 |
117 |
103 |
10 |
4 |
2652 |
I was told I could find Willy here. |
1.1538 |
0.04137 |
117 |
103 |
10 |
4 |
2653 |
Her dream came true. She was stranded on an island with the man she loved. She had never known that he used to talk behind her back; telling his friends she was a big, fat whale. |
1.1538 |
0.04137 |
117 |
103 |
10 |
4 |
2654 |
Sorry Jonah, I didn't account for the change is sea level |
1.1538 |
0.03955 |
117 |
102 |
12 |
3 |
2655 |
"And then she swam away like she didn't even know me". |
1.1538 |
0.03955 |
117 |
102 |
12 |
3 |
2656 |
Aruuumpaaaa (translation Oops). |
1.1538 |
0.03563 |
117 |
100 |
16 |
1 |
2657 |
Yes, my name is Jonah, but I called Uber. |
1.1538 |
0.04137 |
117 |
103 |
10 |
4 |
2658 |
Sorry...I thought I was jumping the shark. |
1.1538 |
0.04137 |
117 |
103 |
10 |
4 |
2659 |
I have a lot of social anxiety about people not wanting me around. |
1.1538 |
0.03764 |
117 |
101 |
14 |
2 |
2660 |
Each of them ran out of luck that day..... |
1.1538 |
0.04137 |
117 |
103 |
10 |
4 |
2661 |
I don't care what they say about Global Warming. The water is COLD! |
1.1538 |
0.04137 |
117 |
103 |
10 |
4 |
2662 |
Well, why'd you think we were called sperm whales? |
1.1538 |
0.04137 |
117 |
103 |
10 |
4 |
2663 |
Forget 'Ismael'...call him an ambulance! |
1.1538 |
0.04137 |
117 |
103 |
10 |
4 |
2664 |
Two out of three? |
1.1538 |
0.03955 |
117 |
102 |
12 |
3 |
2665 |
Yeah? You try swimming thousands of miles and singing at the same time. |
1.1538 |
0.03764 |
117 |
101 |
14 |
2 |
2666 |
Ishmael, I'll take the story from here. |
1.1538 |
0.03764 |
117 |
101 |
14 |
2 |
2667 |
...Shouldn't have used 100,000 lb Test line! |
1.1538 |
0.04137 |
117 |
103 |
10 |
4 |
2668 |
Oh come on. I've already lost 5000 pounds on the Low Krill Diet. |
1.1538 |
0.04137 |
117 |
103 |
10 |
4 |
2669 |
Ahab. Ahab?! AHAB!! |
1.1538 |
0.03955 |
117 |
102 |
12 |
3 |
2670 |
Call me Moby. |
1.1538 |
0.03563 |
117 |
100 |
16 |
1 |
2671 |
I'm lost; can you help me out? |
1.1538 |
0.04137 |
117 |
103 |
10 |
4 |
2672 |
I thought you were the Wicked Witch of the West. |
1.1538 |
0.04312 |
117 |
104 |
8 |
5 |
2673 |
Last time I ever use a discount travel site |
1.1538 |
0.03955 |
117 |
102 |
12 |
3 |
2674 |
Don't wait up honey, Jonah's giving me a ride |
1.1538 |
0.04137 |
117 |
103 |
10 |
4 |
2675 |
The last stand of Cap'N Crunch |
1.1538 |
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2676 |
I never said that you were fat. |
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3 |
2677 |
Oh whale, guess isle just rest here. |
1.1538 |
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1 |
2678 |
I don't know...We just clicked. |
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2 |
2679 |
They called me Ishmael. |
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3 |
2680 |
Who you calling 'blubber-butt'. Ahab? |
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3 |
2681 |
Life's a beach, isn't it? |
1.1538 |
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3 |
2682 |
I think you got it this time. My back feels great! |
1.1538 |
0.03350 |
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0 |
2683 |
Sorry for the palm tree. |
1.1538 |
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2 |
2684 |
Jonah misunderstood and tried to swallow the whale. |
1.1538 |
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4 |
2685 |
Another game of Twister? |
1.1538 |
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3 |
2686 |
The menu said "Isle of Man" with date sauce |
1.1538 |
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3 |
2687 |
Maybe calling Ahab Rescue Service wasn't such a good idea. |
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2 |
2688 |
Tragically, Friday discovers that Moby is freaked by Shark Week too! |
1.1538 |
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5 |
2689 |
In my defense, he did say "blow me". |
1.1538 |
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3 |
2690 |
Sorry; Autopilot's still in beta. |
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4 |
2691 |
Darn! I knew I should have trained before signing up for the high jump. |
1.1538 |
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5 |
2692 |
"They were right...tastes like chicken". |
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4 |
2693 |
Well he was a wailer... |
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3 |
2694 |
Don't gripe, Ahab. You still have two legs. |
1.1538 |
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2 |
2695 |
I know I wished for a whale of a time on this vacation - but easy does it. |
1.1538 |
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5 |
2696 |
I know, but it says right on the app "Pokemon are not to scale." |
1.1538 |
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2 |
2697 |
"At least now only his feet will be sunburned". |
1.1538 |
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1 |
2698 |
I told you to lift with your legs |
1.1538 |
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1 |
2699 |
I'm lonely. |
1.1538 |
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5 |
2700 |
Can I get my volleyball back? |
1.1538 |
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1 |
2701 |
Getting to gnaw you, getting to gnaw all about you. |
1.1538 |
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4 |
2702 |
It hurts me worse than it hurts you. |
1.1538 |
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4 |
2703 |
Do you have a moment to talk about Poseidon? |
1.1538 |
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4 |
2704 |
Better me than you. |
1.1538 |
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3 |
2705 |
This gives a whole new meaning to "looks like a beached whale"! |
1.1538 |
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2 |
2706 |
Land shark, my ass! |
1.1538 |
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2 |
2707 |
Sorry. I guess I am in your sun. If that's what you just said. |
1.1538 |
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8 |
5 |
2708 |
Ooh that is good now scratch a little to the left |
1.1538 |
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3 |
2709 |
You did pray for a miracle. |
1.1538 |
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2 |
2710 |
Really, thanks for bringing "Wilson" back, now get off me! |
1.1538 |
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4 |
2711 |
A Breach too far. |
1.1538 |
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4 |
2712 |
Hey, don't blame me for rising sea levels. |
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1 |
2713 |
So do you think that Kim and Kanye will have more children? What about Khloe's morning makeup regime? Rick? Rick? |
1.1538 |
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2 |
2714 |
So sorry. I've cleared this rock hundreds of times before! |
1.1538 |
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1 |
2715 |
And then there was the one that didn't get away. |
1.1538 |
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1 |
2716 |
I have a higher sleep number. |
1.1538 |
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3 |
2717 |
Who moved my island? |
1.1538 |
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3 |
2718 |
There goes the neighborhood! |
1.1538 |
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3 |
2719 |
This is not my idea of a whale of a good time. |
1.1538 |
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2 |
2720 |
Huh so this is the difference between a mermaid and a merman. |
1.1538 |
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4 |
2721 |
Fresh catch of the day. |
1.1538 |
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3 |
2722 |
Moby Dick's overenthusiasm had cost him many a friend. |
1.1538 |
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2 |
2723 |
Now that I saved one, what should I do? |
1.1538 |
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2 |
2724 |
You know, I'd really like to start out as friends. |
1.1538 |
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3 |
2725 |
You won't believe it. I just spotted a ship headed this way! |
1.1538 |
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2 |
2726 |
Stop calling me Ishmael! |
1.1538 |
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4 |
2727 |
You mean it's called "breaching"? With an "r"? |
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3 |
2728 |
Hold me, Robert. |
1.1538 |
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3 |
2729 |
I just wanted to be friends. |
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4 |
2730 |
Lot 43. Charcoal drawing from the estate of Ethel Melville. Draft 3: "Ahab's Demise". Up next....Lot 43 from the estate of Ethel Melville. Drawing in charcoal: "Ahab's Demise". |
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3 |
2731 |
You are so negative. |
1.1538 |
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4 |
2732 |
I tried to tell you, "whales don't climb trees". |
1.1538 |
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1 |
2733 |
Okay, which of us is in the wrong idiom? |
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3 |
2734 |
WILSON!!! WILSON!!!! HELP!!! |
1.1538 |
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3 |
2735 |
I guess this tooth pic comes with a garnish |
1.1538 |
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4 |
2736 |
Guess I got a little aggressive on that jump. |
1.1538 |
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1 |
2737 |
Will your travel insurance cover this? |
1.1538 |
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2 |
2738 |
But I love you. |
1.1538 |
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4 |
2739 |
There goes my desert island fantasy! Should have been a little more clear when I prayed for a companion. |
1.1538 |
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2 |
2740 |
Heard of a humpback whale? I'm a humpforward. |
1.1538 |
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4 |
2741 |
The accidental killer whale. |
1.1538 |
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4 |
2742 |
I meant the novel! |
1.1538 |
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3 |
2743 |
1. we definitely have issues with our travel agent 2. sorry i ordered the bass |
1.1538 |
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4 |
2744 |
Gotcha |
1.1538 |
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3 |
2745 |
Your UberSea is now arriving. |
1.1538 |
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14 |
2 |
2746 |
Ahab? Ahab?! |
1.1538 |
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1 |
2747 |
I read it was a " dessert island" |
1.1538 |
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1 |
2748 |
I told you I could breach... |
1.1538 |
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3 |
2749 |
Sorry I didn't realize this island was inhabited. |
1.1538 |
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2 |
2750 |
Is this better, Jonah? |
1.1538 |
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1 |
2751 |
Robison Crushed So |
1.1538 |
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3 |
2752 |
Sorry about your cruise...but that all-you-can-eat buffet was extraordinary. |
1.1538 |
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3 |
2753 |
Some genius apparently decided to do a Defoe-Melville mash-up. |
1.1538 |
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4 |
2754 |
My pod-leader said your name is Ahab. |
1.1538 |
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2 |
2755 |
I'm afraid you need a root canal |
1.1538 |
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4 |
2756 |
At least you're better off than Jonah. |
1.1538 |
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4 |
2757 |
For the last time, you fool, it's humpback, not hunchback. |
1.1538 |
0.04479 |
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6 |
6 |
2758 |
Maybe true love can't conquer all. |
1.1538 |
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0 |
2759 |
Ishmael, planted. |
1.1538 |
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3 |
2760 |
Uh... can we try this again tomorrow? I think I've almost got it. |
1.1538 |
0.03764 |
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2 |
2761 |
It's Willy! I'm back! |
1.1538 |
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1 |
2762 |
Thank God you've come |
1.1538 |
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3 |
2763 |
I'll never let go, Jack. I promise. |
1.1538 |
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3 |
2764 |
Off, Moby! You aren't a lap-whale. |
1.1538 |
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4 |
2765 |
I land. |
1.1538 |
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2 |
2766 |
Do you mind dude? You're killing me. |
1.1538 |
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2 |
2767 |
Prove your body is taller than the tree, he says. It will be fun, he says. |
1.1538 |
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2 |
2768 |
Guess I should have taken a longer swimming start |
1.1538 |
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3 |
2769 |
I meant the novel Moby Dick, not the whale. |
1.1538 |
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4 |
2770 |
Payback's a bitch, isn't it? |
1.1538 |
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3 |
2771 |
Ahab is right behind me. |
1.1538 |
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2 |
2772 |
I should have specified I meant the book. |
1.1538 |
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6 |
2773 |
Oh, I heard this property was about to be underwater. |
1.1538 |
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2 |
2774 |
A beached whale smothering a stranded castaway; yup, I think ol' Danny Shanahan was drawing a metaphor for the modern economy. |
1.1538 |
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4 |
2775 |
Oh dear! Another Poke-mishap! |
1.1538 |
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1 |
2776 |
Call me "stranded". |
1.1538 |
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4 |
2777 |
Jonah instantly regretted climbing the tree with his new friend |
1.1538 |
0.04479 |
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6 |
6 |
2778 |
And now for your second wish? |
1.1538 |
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3 |
2779 |
Sorry, I thought this beach was bigger. |
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0 |
2780 |
Scene from the twisted alternate ending of Free Willy |
1.1538 |
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5 |
2781 |
I just wanted to cuddle |
1.1538 |
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4 |
2782 |
Sea food has always overwhelmed me. |
1.1538 |
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2 |
2783 |
JONAH!!! |
1.1538 |
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4 |
2784 |
Okay, now slowly drop the fishing spear into the water. |
1.1538 |
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3 |
2785 |
Does this make me look fat? |
1.1538 |
0.03563 |
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1 |
2786 |
This is not what I meant when I wished for a whale of a time |
1.1538 |
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2 |
2787 |
It's like ra-a-ain, on your wedding day... |
1.1538 |
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4 |
2788 |
I didn't know this island was occupied. |
1.1538 |
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2 |
2789 |
Scratch a little to the left. Aah, right there. |
1.1538 |
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5 |
2790 |
A man who's an island always gets wailed on. |
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1 |
2791 |
If you were stranded on a desert island, what is the one . . . |
1.1538 |
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4 |
2792 |
The pet whale makes me long for my dog back home. |
1.1538 |
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4 |
2793 |
Oh great,marooned. What are the chances of that happening? |
1.1538 |
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3 |
2794 |
Looks like we need to replace this crown. |
1.1538 |
0.03955 |
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3 |
2795 |
And…heave! Hey, I don’t feel any heaving. |
1.1538 |
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3 |
2796 |
Too bad I didn't bet the over/under! What are the odds of a beached whale AND a beached man on the same tiny deserted island? |
1.1538 |
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3 |
2797 |
Stranded on a desert island, and all I've got is Moby Dick. |
1.1538 |
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2 |
2798 |
At last, Timmy, separated for 20 years, was re-united with his beloved master. |
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2799 |
Sorry, they’re |