Contest #532


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532


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2016-08-15
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2016-08-28 (estimated)
Number of captions 5779
Number of responses 714986
Number of participants 15620


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Who's endangered now? 1.6822 0.02949 686 348 208 130
1 They were never going to find you anyway 1.6017 0.03501 477 272 123 82
2 Sorry...I was texting. 1.5899 0.03623 456 268 107 81
3 Yeah, well your profile wasn't exactly honest either. 1.5833 0.03478 444 250 129 65
4 I'd like to settle this without involving my insurance company. 1.5148 0.03776 338 203 96 39
5 Sorry mate, I was swimming and texting. 1.5108 0.03864 325 197 90 38
6 Sorry, totally thought I could jump it. 1.5061 0.04051 328 209 72 47
7 Ironically, I'm not even a killer whale. 1.4968 0.03817 316 192 91 33
8 I ain't heavy, I'm your blubber. 1.4952 0.04227 315 208 58 49
9 We should probably exchange insurance information. 1.4952 0.03981 315 198 78 39
10 You were right, white whales can't jump. 1.4903 0.04055 310 198 72 40
11 Online you said you were a dolphin. 1.4852 0.04078 305 196 70 39
12 Hold still, dammit, I'm trying to get the hook out. 1.4764 0.04252 296 197 57 42
13 Did I land on a palm tree or are you just happy to see me? 1.4762 0.03905 294 183 82 29
14 Those aren't coconuts. 1.4762 0.04381 294 200 48 46
15 So, any chance you could push me back into the water? 1.4726 0.04041 292 187 72 33
16 Who's the endangered species now? 1.4706 0.04217 289 191 60 38
17 He ain't heavy, he's my blubber. 1.4706 0.04273 289 193 56 40
18 I thought your sign said, "Kelp" 1.4667 0.04143 285 186 65 34
19 You have to hide me. I'm being stalked by some crazy guy with a wooden leg. 1.4645 0.04353 282 191 51 40
20 My therapist was right. I do put too much pressure on people. 1.4645 0.03926 282 177 79 26
21 I was wrong, being ALONE on a deserted island isn't the worst thing that can happen! 1.4626 0.04125 281 183 66 32
22 I guess now, I'm a killer whale. 1.4607 0.04166 280 184 63 33
23 ... Polo! 1.4563 0.04397 263 177 52 34
24 Moby, stop being such a dick! 1.4529 0.04362 276 189 49 38
25 I vote you off the island. 1.4485 0.03885 272 172 78 22
26 I just had lunch and can't go back in the water for at least an hour. 1.4457 0.04041 267 173 69 25
27 Does this island make me look fat? 1.4453 0.04097 265 173 66 26
28 Looks like my sonar worked about as well as your GPS. 1.4453 0.04302 265 179 54 32
29 NOW it's a deserted island 1.4453 0.04465 265 184 44 37
30 Look, I'm not thrilled about it either. 1.4415 0.04025 265 172 69 24
31 It looked bigger underwater. 1.4385 0.04151 260 172 62 26
32 Jeff survived for 209 days on the island, but in the end, it was a fluke accident that did him in. 1.4385 0.04257 260 175 56 29
33 The good news is, you're not alone anymore! 1.4380 0.04281 258 174 55 29
34 Sorry. I thought it said "Kelp." 1.4358 0.04431 257 178 46 33
35 I'm sorry. I was texting. 1.4336 0.04231 256 172 57 27
36 I know I know - don't text and swim. 1.4336 0.04231 256 172 57 27
37 It's mostly water weight. 1.4336 0.03970 256 165 71 20
38 What part of "catch and release" didn't you understand? 1.4331 0.04364 254 174 50 30
39 You sure I'm not imposing? 1.4308 0.04117 253 167 63 23
40 He thought nothing could compare to the crushing weight of isolation. 1.4308 0.04375 253 174 49 30
41 Your photo on Airbnb made it look so much larger. 1.4308 0.04192 253 169 59 25
42 Me! What are YOU doing here? 1.4286 0.03930 252 162 72 18
43 It looked a lot bigger on AirBnB. 1.4286 0.04277 252 171 54 27
44 Frankly, I'll be happy to see rising sea levels. 1.4260 0.04595 223 153 45 25
45 Well, it's not like they call me Moby Nice Guy. 1.4257 0.04568 249 177 38 34
46 Stop whining, I can't breathe either. 1.4257 0.04388 249 172 48 29
47 I've just voted you off the island. 1.4256 0.04366 242 165 51 26
48 I know, I know. I shouldn't have been texting. 1.4234 0.04362 248 171 49 28
49 Yeah? It's not exactly a day at the beach for me either buddy. 1.4234 0.04209 248 167 57 24
50 Okay, we'll try it with you on top. 1.4234 0.04248 248 168 55 25
51 Call him Squishmael. 1.4228 0.04311 246 168 52 26
52 That's right. My last name is Dick and I'm a sperm whale. Still think its funny? 1.4228 0.04350 246 169 50 27
53 After years of practice, Harold finally perfected the whale call. 1.4228 0.04388 246 170 48 28
54 I think last night was a mistake. 1.4204 0.04205 245 165 57 23
55 Relax. This could make a great novel. 1.4174 0.04158 242 162 59 21
56 You're it. 1.4174 0.04075 242 160 63 19
57 When you asked me the one thing I'd bring to a desert island and I said "Moby Dick," I meant the book. 1.4149 0.04371 241 167 48 26
58 I guess now I'll call you Squishmael. 1.4142 0.04437 239 167 45 27
59 On the bright side, you still have two wishes left 1.4142 0.04397 239 166 47 26
60 And you thought things couldn't get worse. 1.4118 0.04161 238 160 58 20
61 Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish -- and this can happen. 1.4118 0.04245 238 162 54 22
62 You can't breathe? I can't breathe! 1.4085 0.03973 235 154 66 15
63 Lube, Oil, Filter. You're good for another 10,000 miles. 1.4060 0.04460 234 165 43 26
64 Think we can settle this without insurance? 1.4060 0.03982 234 154 65 15
65 Everything changed when the relationship became physical. 1.4060 0.04377 234 163 47 24
66 Well frankly, it’s not that comfortable for me either. 1.4060 0.04249 234 160 53 21
67 Marco... 1.4052 0.04361 232 161 48 23
68 And in an instant, the fine art of whale calling was lost forever. 1.4052 0.04570 232 166 38 28
69 Sorry. You're right...I shouldn't text and swim. 1.4052 0.04318 232 160 50 22
70 Sorry, I was texting while swimming. 1.4052 0.04361 232 161 48 23
71 Try lifting with your legs. 1.4026 0.04329 231 160 49 22
72 If a guy named Ahab shows up, you haven't seen me. 1.4026 0.04372 231 161 47 23
73 Don't make me tell you again: 'humpback' is derogatory. 1.4026 0.04329 231 160 49 22
74 Listen, if a guy with a peg leg comes by looking for me, remember - I was never here. 1.4000 0.04161 230 156 56 18
75 I told you the hammock wouldn't hold us both. 1.4000 0.04115 230 155 58 17
76 I'm like the elephant in the room. Only I'm a whale, and this is an island. 1.3974 0.04481 229 163 41 25
77 Recalculating . . . 1.3974 0.04524 229 164 39 26
78 I decided I'd rather be a big fish on a small island. 1.3965 0.04196 227 155 54 18
79 This timeshare isn’t working out. 1.3964 0.04310 222 153 50 19
80 Now I can call you Squishmael. 1.3956 0.04450 225 159 43 23
81 1 down, 7.4 billion to go. 1.3956 0.04494 225 160 41 24
82 It gets worse. Why do you think they call us "sperm whales?" 1.3901 0.04563 223 161 37 25
83 Crowded beach, no nightlife, lumpy bed--one star. 1.3901 0.04289 223 155 49 19
84 That's the last time I try to text and migrate at the same time! 1.3894 0.04603 226 165 34 27
85 I thought you said, "Kelp!" 1.3891 0.04315 221 154 48 19
86 It looked bigger on Airbnb, right? 1.3891 0.04547 221 159 38 24
87 Having fallen overboard from a Greenpeace anti-whaling ship, Tom was eventually recovered from what would later be known as Irony Island. 1.3884 0.04589 224 163 35 26
88 I got your message. How can I help? 1.3867 0.04440 225 161 41 23
89 Stop your blubbering. 1.3864 0.04467 220 157 41 22
90 This just in: Beached whale annihilates entire population of South Pacific island. 1.3864 0.04421 220 156 43 21
91 Okay Bill, you can reach the coconuts now. Bill? 1.3864 0.04514 220 158 39 23
92 Lucas orders Moby Dick from Amazon but neglects to check the "book" box. 1.3864 0.04605 220 160 35 25
93 I guess I just discovered the Isle of Man. 1.3853 0.04205 218 150 52 16
94 Worst. Beach. Ever. 1.3853 0.04449 218 155 42 21
95 You're the one who wanted to go whale watching. CAN YOU SEE ME NOW? 1.3853 0.04353 218 153 46 19
96 Maybe Twister isn't the best choice for game night... 1.3853 0.04353 218 153 46 19
97 I am NOT a fish out of water. 1.3853 0.04205 218 150 52 16
98 Ooh, that tickles, is your phone on vibrate? 1.3853 0.04255 218 151 50 17
99 It's not deserted anymore! 1.3853 0.04401 218 154 44 20
100 It looked bigger on airbnb. 1.3853 0.04353 218 153 46 19
101 Sit tight, high tide is only a few hours away. 1.3836 0.04088 219 149 56 14
102 That's not my blowhole. 1.3836 0.04337 219 154 46 19
103 You are getting way too big to be a lap whale. 1.3836 0.04288 219 153 48 18
104 Peter thought he had cheated death after the plane crash. Death doesn't like cheaters. 1.3836 0.04572 219 159 36 24
105 Ok, on three. 1.3825 0.04555 217 157 37 23
106 OK, you were right, I can't clear the palm tree. 1.3825 0.04164 217 149 53 15
107 The Orcas were right. White whales can't jump. 1.3825 0.04693 217 160 31 26
108 You never call me, Ishmael. 1.3825 0.04364 217 153 45 19
109 Yeah, well, you're not my first choice either. 1.3825 0.04315 217 152 47 18
110 Lord, not to seem ungrateful, but a flounder or a mackerel would have sufficed. 1.3825 0.04364 217 153 45 19
111 Help is on the way. I'm wearing a tracking device. 1.3796 0.04015 216 146 58 12
112 Sorry. I thought I had the time share this week. 1.3796 0.04614 216 158 34 24
113 Tell me honestly, does this island make me look fat? 1.3785 0.04302 214 150 47 17
114 We need to discuss boundaries. 1.3785 0.04402 214 152 43 19
115 Marine biologists don't understand why we do it and frankly neither do I. 1.3779 0.04053 217 148 56 13
116 I identify as a land mammal. 1.3756 0.04463 213 153 40 20
117 Don't complain. You have plenty of leg room. 1.3756 0.04208 213 148 50 15
118 Sorry, I thought those stones spelled "KELP". 1.3756 0.04463 213 153 40 20
119 Can I call you Squishmael? 1.3756 0.04413 213 152 42 19
120 I don't know if anyone has ever told you this, but you're a really good listener. 1.3756 0.04260 213 149 48 16
121 About 12 metric tons. Why do you ask? 1.3744 0.04325 219 156 44 19
122 Stuck the landing! 1.3744 0.04339 211 149 45 17
123 Don't worry, high tide's in six hours. 1.3744 0.04071 211 144 55 12
124 Go island hopping, she says, it’ll be fun, she says 1.3714 0.04453 210 151 40 19
125 Ok, big push on three.... 1.3714 0.04504 210 152 38 20
126 My travel agent warned me the island would be overbooked. 1.3714 0.04243 210 147 48 15
127 One of us should swim for help. 1.3702 0.04430 208 149 41 18
128 Hold on! Just six hours 'til high tide. 1.3702 0.04103 208 143 53 12
129 I'd say it's more of a whaled beach. 1.3702 0.04635 208 153 33 22
130 I was texting. 1.3702 0.04482 208 150 39 19
131 You're so hungry you could eat a what?! 1.3684 0.04412 209 150 41 18
132 That'll be $22.00 for the pizza less $1.50 for the anchovies which I ate. 1.3671 0.04224 207 145 48 14
133 We're going to need a bigger island. 1.3671 0.04597 207 152 34 21
134 You're right. I couldn't clear the tree. 1.3671 0.04224 207 145 48 14
135 But there are sharks in there! 1.3671 0.04597 207 152 34 21
136 I could have sworn I heard somebody yelling for help. 1.3671 0.04441 207 149 40 18
137 Sorry, but Shark Week scares the hell out of me. 1.3671 0.04334 207 147 44 16
138 We prefer to think of it as a whaled beach. 1.3641 0.04398 206 148 41 17
139 Am I the first to arrive? 1.3641 0.04452 206 149 39 18
140 If you were wishing for the novel, you should have been more specific. 1.3641 0.04710 206 154 29 23
141 You're right. It probably does hurt you more than it hurts me. 1.3641 0.04344 206 147 43 16
142 Clean up on Isle 1. 1.3641 0.04234 206 145 47 14
143 I bet you were more worried about lightning. 1.3641 0.04398 206 148 41 17
144 Sorry! Just island hopping. 1.3641 0.04398 206 148 41 17
145 Sorry. I cleared it last time. 1.3641 0.04234 206 145 47 14
146 I said the BOOK I wanted on a desert island was Moby Dick. 1.3627 0.04481 204 148 38 18
147 It doesn't really matter who was here first. 1.3627 0.04027 204 140 54 10
148 My bad 1.3627 0.04372 204 146 42 16
149 Next time we pick coconuts you better stand on MY back. 1.3607 0.04720 183 133 34 16
150 Could you push me back in? 1.3596 0.04326 203 145 43 15
151 This spot taken? 1.3582 0.04354 201 144 42 15
152 It looked bigger in the brochure. 1.3582 0.04179 201 141 48 12
153 Hang in there - Just a few hours until high tide. 1.3582 0.03870 201 136 58 7
154 Look, buddy - we're BOTH having a bad day... 1.3582 0.04522 201 147 36 18
155 Did you call me, Ishmael? 1.3564 0.04558 202 149 34 19
156 Life's a beach, and then you die. 1.3564 0.04448 202 147 38 17
157 Relax, I'm a vegetarian. 1.3564 0.04336 202 145 42 15
158 Sorry there was a Pokemon in your palm tree. 1.3550 0.04247 200 142 45 13
159 You're right--this island does make me look fat. 1.3550 0.04478 200 146 37 17
160 What's our safe word again? 1.3550 0.04306 200 143 43 14
161 The brochure read: Private island paradise with unbelievable marine wildlife encounters. 1.3550 0.04533 200 147 35 18
162 I hate these layovers as much as you. 1.3550 0.04533 200 147 35 18
163 Ahab was crushed by Moby's initial display of friendship. 1.3550 0.04306 200 143 43 14
164 Really stuck that landing, didn't I . . . ? 1.3550 0.04364 200 144 41 15
165 Okay you win, call me Squishmael! 1.3550 0.04697 200 150 29 21
166 Next time hold the hoop higher... 1.3550 0.04306 200 143 43 14
167 Stop blubbering. 1.3550 0.04421 200 145 39 16
168 We're gonna need a bigger island. 1.3535 0.04334 198 142 42 14
169 I got your note in the bottle. How can I help? 1.3535 0.03831 198 134 58 6
170 Now do my back. 1.3535 0.04508 198 145 36 17
171 Harold regretted that he had jerked the fishing line so hard. 1.3535 0.04564 198 146 34 18
172 This is what happens when you buy a whale watching tour on Groupon. 1.3535 0.04392 198 143 40 15
173 Tell the truth, does this island make me look fat? 1.3535 0.04450 198 144 38 16
174 Maybe YOU should get on MY back and I'LL try to swim us out of here. 1.3535 0.04675 198 148 30 20
175 No whale is an island, either. 1.3518 0.04600 199 148 32 19
176 Right! Objects may be closer than they appear. 1.3503 0.04283 197 141 43 13
177 That’s it…you’re voted off the island! 1.3503 0.04402 197 143 39 15
178 Your prayers ARE being answered. The loaves will arrive tomorrow. 1.3503 0.04283 197 141 43 13
179 Of all the sand bars in all the oceans in all the world, he walks into mine. 1.3469 0.04529 196 145 34 17
180 Now you have to say "Marco"... 1.3469 0.04529 196 145 34 17
181 Your message in a bottle said, 'Single man looking for a whale of a time.' 1.3469 0.04412 196 143 38 15
182 Lift with your legs, not your back. 1.3469 0.04105 196 138 48 10
183 I'm beaching myself for reasons that science has been unable to adequately explain. What the hell are *you* doing? 1.3469 0.04529 196 145 34 17
184 Ishmael? 1.3469 0.04529 196 145 34 17
185 Dry hump? 1.3469 0.04587 196 146 32 18
186 It'll seem funnier when you tell it later 1.3467 0.04187 199 142 45 12
187 If it's any consolation, I'm uncomfortable too. 1.3454 0.04381 194 141 39 14
188 ..you awake? 1.3454 0.04441 194 142 37 15
189 Sorry, I was playing Pokémon Go. 1.3454 0.04676 194 146 29 19
190 I'm also under a lot of pressure, OK? 1.3454 0.04257 194 139 43 12
191 Why don't we try with you on top... 1.3454 0.04560 194 144 33 17
192 While you're under there could you check my oil? 1.3454 0.04618 194 145 31 18
193 Sometimes you’re a little hard to swallow. 1.3454 0.04560 194 144 33 17
194 Good news... the tide's coming in. 1.3454 0.04441 194 142 37 15
195 Call me Squish-mael... 1.3452 0.04842 197 152 22 23
196 It looked a lot bigger in the Airbnb photo. 1.3452 0.04334 197 143 40 14
197 Now, in game theory, they would refer to this as the lose-lose scenario. 1.3452 0.04567 197 147 32 18
198 Okay push on three... 1.3452 0.04213 197 141 44 12
199 Bob misunderstood his realtor when he recommended a flat in Wales. 1.3452 0.04510 197 146 34 17
200 It took forever to get the message out of the bottle, but I came as fast as I could. 1.3452 0.04274 197 142 42 13
201 I thought I heard someone say KELP! 1.3452 0.04510 197 146 34 17
202 Casablanca, Free Willy and Beaches. What are yours? 1.3452 0.04213 197 141 44 12
203 If you're not too busy I'd like to talk to you about our lord and savior, Poseidon. 1.3452 0.04567 197 147 32 18
204 I hate layovers. 1.3452 0.04393 197 144 38 15
205 I can't define irony, but I know it when I see it. 1.3434 0.04256 198 143 42 13
206 You're in my spot. 1.3434 0.04375 198 145 38 15
207 At least you're out of the sun. 1.3420 0.04329 193 140 40 13
208 Sorry, it looked bigger on the Airbnb website. 1.3420 0.04266 193 139 42 12
209 Photobomb! 1.3420 0.04202 193 138 44 11
210 I just needed a hug. 1.3420 0.04571 193 144 32 17
211 If this is high tide we're both going to have a bad day 1.3420 0.04202 193 138 44 11
212 Hug a tree. Save a whale. Blah, blah blah. 1.3420 0.04329 193 140 40 13
213 Not until you take the hook out. 1.3420 0.04390 193 141 38 14
214 "Whales love me. I have the best whales." -Donald Trump from underneath a whale 1.3420 0.04390 193 141 38 14
215 Sorry about your tree. 1.3420 0.04005 193 135 50 8
216 This is no day at the beach for me, either. 1.3403 0.04662 191 144 29 18
217 We never go anywhere. 1.3368 0.04553 190 142 32 16
218 Who is so hungry he could eat a whale now? 1.3368 0.04491 190 141 34 15
219 Sorry. I just ate and need to wait 30 minutes. 1.3368 0.04301 190 138 40 12
220 It's hump day. 1.3368 0.04301 190 138 40 12
221 Be careful what you fish for. 1.3351 0.03987 188 132 49 7
222 I heard this place used to be called Florida. 1.3351 0.04394 188 138 37 13
223 Yeah, but I identify as a seagull. 1.3351 0.04394 188 138 37 13
224 Curse you, Googlemaps! 1.3351 0.04459 188 139 35 14
225 Sorry-- looking for a pokemon. 1.3351 0.04646 188 142 29 17
226 When you told that genie that you wanted to be on a desert island with a copy of Moby Dick, you probably should have been more specific. 1.3351 0.04459 188 139 35 14
227 Stu, let me call you back. I'm in the middle of something. 1.3333 0.04439 189 140 35 14
228 It used to be called the Isle of Man. 1.3316 0.04468 187 139 34 14
229 High tide's only 4 hours away 1.3316 0.04064 187 133 46 8
230 Double twist. Nailed it. 1.3316 0.04468 187 139 34 14
231 Next time you hug the trees and I'll save the whales 1.3316 0.04468 187 139 34 14
232 Well this is awkward. From behind you looked like my wife. 1.3316 0.04657 187 142 28 17
233 Oops..sorry I was just out island hopping. 1.3316 0.04403 187 138 36 13
234 I don't suppose you could give me a push? 1.3316 0.04064 187 133 46 8
235 Go ahead. Try to throw me back. 1.3316 0.04203 187 135 42 10
236 Welcome to the island of My Orca. 1.3316 0.04779 187 144 24 19
237 Guess who got voted off the island. 1.3297 0.04366 185 136 37 12
238 Stop whining. I am stranded too. 1.3297 0.04499 185 138 33 14
239 Why the hell is there a speed bump HERE? 1.3297 0.04499 185 138 33 14
240 You know, this is just as uncomfortable for me as it is for you. 1.3297 0.04088 185 132 45 8
241 Like you've never stepped in a puddle. 1.3297 0.04563 185 139 31 15
242 It's just water weight 1.3280 0.04346 186 137 37 12
243 PoloOOOO! 1.3261 0.03946 184 130 48 6
244 Don't be a dick, Moby. 1.3261 0.04574 184 139 30 15
245 I hope this was helpful in getting you down from the tree? 1.3261 0.04166 184 133 42 9
246 This is 911. Please state your emergency and location. 1.3261 0.04442 184 137 34 13
247 Are you all right? I was texting. 1.3261 0.04442 184 137 34 13
248 You wanna check the oil while you're under there? 1.3261 0.04374 184 136 36 12
249 Well, for your information, my day's not going so well either. 1.3261 0.04237 184 134 40 10
250 I got your bottle. 1.3261 0.04306 184 135 38 11
251 Hurry up. My husband will resurface any minute. 1.3261 0.04508 184 138 32 14
252 Maybe we should try it with you on top. 1.3261 0.04442 184 137 34 13
253 Day 44: While a prayer is finally answered, I realize I will need to be much more specific in my requests. 1.3261 0.04442 184 137 34 13
254 Crap. Another speed bump. 1.3261 0.04508 184 138 32 14
255 A little higher, no, no. a little to the left . there, there , that's it. ahhhhh. 1.3261 0.04508 184 138 32 14
256 A little to the left.....Ahhhh that's the spot. 1.3261 0.04442 184 137 34 13
257 At least I get points for sticking the landing. 1.3261 0.04306 184 135 38 11
258 This island looked much larger on Airbnb. 1.3261 0.04166 184 133 42 9
259 I've been coming here in August for years. 1.3261 0.04166 184 133 42 9
260 I don't see why I have to move out if you are the one with the issue 1.3261 0.04508 184 138 32 14
261 I found your note in the bottle. 1.3261 0.04166 184 133 42 9
262 And to think I was worried about a coconut falling on my head. 1.3242 0.04118 182 131 43 8
263 I just arrived, can you recommend some fun things to do on the Island? 1.3242 0.04539 182 137 31 14
264 Perhaps Gilligan should have been a bit more specific when he wished for a voluptuous female companion on his deserted island... 1.3242 0.04539 182 137 31 14
265 Yes, I was texting, but you'll have a hard time proving it. 1.3242 0.04472 182 136 33 13
266 On the bright side more of a chance getting rescued by environmentalists 1.3242 0.04539 182 137 31 14
267 'So anyway, the condition is called aquaphobia.' 1.3242 0.04334 182 134 37 11
268 I thought you were waving at me. 1.3242 0.04334 182 134 37 11
269 In regards to Waldo, I have both good news and bad news. 1.3242 0.04403 182 135 35 12
270 Quit your blubbering! 1.3242 0.04606 182 138 29 15
271 Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a lifetime! 1.3242 0.04539 182 137 31 14
272 '"Consider this payback for SeaWorld." 1.3224 0.04451 183 137 33 13
273 Well I am actually much lighter under water! 1.3224 0.04314 183 135 37 11
274 Do you think you could scratch it a little more to the left? 1.3224 0.04584 183 139 29 15
275 Just think of me as SPF 1000. 1.3224 0.04451 183 137 33 13
276 They made that jump look so easy in "Free Willy." 1.3224 0.04584 183 139 29 15
277 Let me know the second you feel uncomfortable. 1.3224 0.04518 183 138 31 14
278 C'mon, lift with your legs. 1.3224 0.04314 183 135 37 11
279 Of all the desert islands, in all the oceans, in all the world... 1.3224 0.04314 183 135 37 11
280 I don't think this is how sperm banks are supposed to work... 1.3204 0.04937 181 143 18 20
281 Oh, stop blubbering about it! 1.3204 0.04270 181 133 38 10
282 Let's be fair—we're suffocating each other. 1.3204 0.04811 181 141 22 18
283 I came as soon as I saw the flare! 1.3204 0.04270 181 133 38 10
284 High tide is when? 1.3204 0.04270 181 133 38 10
285 Damn that Google Maps. 1.3204 0.04342 181 134 36 11
286 You requested an Uber? 1.3204 0.04412 181 135 34 12
287 You're krilling me! 1.3204 0.04616 181 138 28 15
288 Carl's new bait proved unbelievably effective. 1.3204 0.04549 181 137 30 14
289 NOW who's the Sole Survivor? 1.3204 0.04412 181 135 34 12
290 I will definitely mention overcrowding in my online review. 1.3204 0.04270 181 133 38 10
291 There! Now you can reach the coconuts. 1.3204 0.04270 181 133 38 10
292 At first, global warming came for the polar bears, and I said nothing. 1.3204 0.04342 181 134 36 11
293 Found another Pokémon! 1.3204 0.04549 181 137 30 14
294 At 7:28 a.m. on the morning of August 8th, Robinson Crusoe picked what would be his last coconut. 1.3204 0.04747 181 140 24 17
295 Push on three. 1.3204 0.04616 181 138 28 15
296 I feel like such a blowhole. 1.3204 0.04549 181 137 30 14
297 I think I stuck that landing don't you? Hello? 1.3204 0.04616 181 138 28 15
298 Sorry, but I'm just island hopping. 1.3204 0.04198 181 132 40 9
299 How about that? Same odds as Trump being elected! 1.3204 0.04682 181 139 26 16
300 The less compelling first draft of Moby Dick. 1.3204 0.04342 181 134 36 11
301 And here I was worried about Zika. 1.3187 0.04788 182 142 22 18
302 It's not like I want to be here, either. 1.3184 0.04511 179 135 31 13
303 "So is this whale watch 'up close and personal' enough for you?". 1.3184 0.04441 179 134 33 12
304 Teaching his pet whale to fetch did not end well for either of them. 1.3184 0.04648 179 137 27 15
305 I think we're gonna need a bigger island. 1.3184 0.04511 179 135 31 13
306 You will just have to wait till High Tide. 1.3184 0.04580 179 136 29 14
307 Sorry, dude. I thought you said "kelp." 1.3184 0.04441 179 134 33 12
308 Of all the beaches in all the islands in all the world, she swims onto mine. 1.3184 0.04224 179 131 39 9
309 You're such a Dick, Moby. 1.3184 0.04511 179 135 31 13
310 This is very bad news for all three of us. 1.3184 0.04782 179 139 23 17
311 Ok now, lower, lower... and a little to the left. 1.3184 0.04580 179 136 29 14
312 MARCO!"......."fffffolo 1.3184 0.04511 179 135 31 13
313 Quiet! I'm playing hide-and-seek with the dolphins. 1.3167 0.04349 180 134 35 11
314 It looked so much bigger in the brochure. 1.3167 0.04054 180 130 43 7
315 The dolphins make it look so easy. 1.3167 0.04420 180 135 33 12
316 I think we could both benefit from high tide! 1.3146 0.04450 178 134 32 12
317 So much for Witness Protection! 1.3146 0.04305 178 132 36 10
318 Spacious private island? I'd say the reviews were misleading. 1.3146 0.04378 178 133 34 11
319 Earl finally lands the catch of a lifetime. 1.3146 0.04659 178 137 26 15
320 The island looked much bigger in the brochure. 1.3146 0.04305 178 132 36 10
321 Uncle. 1.3146 0.04590 178 136 28 14
322 I gotta tell ya, I feel like a total Moby Dick about this. 1.3146 0.04520 178 135 30 13
323 Can I still call you Ishmael? 1.3128 0.04636 179 138 26 15
324 Higher. Higher….Now a little left…. Oh yes, right there. Oh yes! Yes! Yes! 1.3125 0.04480 176 133 31 12
325 Just push me back in the water and I'll try the jump again. 1.3125 0.04407 176 132 33 11
326 Found your message-in-a-bottle; came as fast as I could. 1.3125 0.04480 176 133 31 12
327 I don't think we were quite ready for the "Dirty Dancing" lift 1.3125 0.04623 176 135 27 14
328 Yeah, it doesn't feel right for me, either. 1.3125 0.04407 176 132 33 11
329 Have you tried lifting with your legs? 1.3125 0.04407 176 132 33 11
330 Rock, paper, whale. I win. 1.3125 0.04552 176 134 29 13
331 No way man, there are sharks in there. 1.3125 0.04407 176 132 33 11
332 Ted prayed he could catch enough to live for a year. 1.3125 0.04407 176 132 33 11
333 After you're done changing the oil, would you clean the blowhole? 1.3125 0.04552 176 134 29 13
334 There goes my Uber rating 1.3125 0.04692 176 136 25 15
335 Sorry. I'm being chased by a peg-legged lunatic. 1.3125 0.04407 176 132 33 11
336 Stupid genie! I wished for SHAMPOO! 1.3107 0.04600 177 136 27 14
337 Jonah's selfie with the whale did not quite go to plan 1.3107 0.04385 177 133 33 11
338 Of all the islands, in all the oceans, in all the world, she jumps onto mine… 1.3107 0.04600 177 136 27 14
339 I never saw you atoll! 1.3107 0.04600 177 136 27 14
340 Now this is what I call a fluke accident. 1.3086 0.04561 175 134 28 13
341 Marco...Marco...Marco.... 1.3086 0.04414 175 132 32 11
342 Hey, would you mind pushing me back in? 1.3086 0.04632 175 135 26 14
343 I'm imagining the odds right now. 1.3086 0.04339 175 131 34 10
344 A little more to the left - under the dorsal - that's it! Ah - h - h! 1.3086 0.04488 175 133 30 12
345 Did you say 'Polo'? 1.3086 0.04488 175 133 30 12
346 Why did I drink and dive? 1.3086 0.04263 175 130 36 9
347 You raised me from a baby, but now it's better for us both if I move on. 1.3086 0.04339 175 131 34 10
348 I got your S.O.S. 1.3086 0.04632 175 135 26 14
349 Is it ten compressions, then two breaths? 1.3086 0.04414 175 132 32 11
350 I'm still voting for Bernie. 1.3086 0.04561 175 134 28 13
351 That was some wave, huh? 1.3086 0.04339 175 131 34 10
352 A little to the right, just below, more, that's it--Ahhh! 1.3086 0.04632 175 135 26 14
353 I'm guessing this concludes another survivor episode. 1.3068 0.04466 176 134 30 12
354 What'd you expect? I'm a humpback. 1.3064 0.04807 173 136 21 16
355 I think we're both screwed. 1.3064 0.04593 173 133 27 13
356 Call me back in a few minutes. I'm trying to rescue a beached whale. 1.3064 0.04665 173 134 25 14
357 It was just one damn message in a bottle too many. 1.3064 0.04665 173 134 25 14
358 Huh, it shows a pokemon right here. 1.3064 0.04665 173 134 25 14
359 This really blows... 1.3064 0.04593 173 133 27 13
360 My biggest catch ever, and no one to see it. 1.3064 0.04368 173 130 33 10
361 Actually, I'm a killer whale. 1.3064 0.04593 173 133 27 13
362 Geez did you see the size of that shark? 1.3064 0.04290 173 129 35 9
363 Did you forget our safeword again? 1.3064 0.04593 173 133 27 13
364 I don't understand! First you ask to be rescued and now you say I'm smothering you 1.3064 0.04444 173 131 31 11
365 They’ll find us. Beached whales always draw a crowd. 1.3064 0.04211 173 128 37 8
366 Nailed the landing! 1.3064 0.04519 173 132 29 12
367 Next time we should go to my place. 1.3064 0.04444 173 131 31 11
368 OK, calling you "blubber-butt" was way out of line. 1.3064 0.04519 173 132 29 12
369 Not that it's any consolation, but you won't catch me texting and swimming again. 1.3064 0.04444 173 131 31 11
370 'You'll have the beach practically to yourself.' Quote unquote. 1.3064 0.04368 173 130 33 10
371 It wasn't supposed to end this way, Jonah. 1.3054 0.04630 167 128 27 12
372 Oh, please. Stop blubbering. 1.3046 0.04422 174 132 31 11
373 The top 1% of mammals controls 99% of the land. 1.3046 0.04713 174 136 23 15
374 No worries! High tide is in an hour. 1.3046 0.03773 174 124 47 3
375 Sorry, I thought I saw a Pokemon. 1.3046 0.04642 174 135 25 14
376 So, you're a whale watcher? 1.3046 0.04346 174 131 33 10
377 Tell the truth now; does this island make me look fat? 1.3041 0.04474 171 130 30 11
378 I see a plane! Wave your arms! Wave your arms! 1.3023 0.04296 172 129 34 9
379 I'll call you "Squishmael". 1.3023 0.04888 172 137 18 17
380 We really should start thinking about getting a bigger place. 1.3023 0.04216 172 128 36 8
381 I can't resist photobombing selfies. 1.3023 0.04374 172 130 32 10
382 Did you see that scary ship go by? 1.3023 0.04052 172 126 40 6
383 I can scooch over a bit if you are uncomfortable. 1.3023 0.04527 172 132 28 12
384 #crushingit 1.3023 0.04675 172 134 24 14
385 Although it's self-serving, let's hope this whole "rising sea levels" thing is much quicker than expected. 1.3023 0.04527 172 132 28 12
386 We're gonna need a bigger atoll. 1.3023 0.04374 172 130 32 10
387 This blows. 1.3023 0.04374 172 130 32 10
388 This island hopping sure takes atoll 1.3023 0.04451 172 131 30 11
389 These speed bumps are killers. 1.3023 0.04216 172 128 36 8
390 Just you and me, Ahab. No harpoons, no sailors, no boats. 1.3000 0.04403 170 129 31 10
391 Quit Complaining. I could have been a killer whale. 1.3000 0.04634 170 132 25 13
392 Sorry, the next rest area was in 8400 miles 1.3000 0.04323 170 128 33 9
393 I love you too, Moby, but we need to set boundaries. 1.3000 0.04709 170 133 23 14
394 Yep, it's gallstones, alright. Hand me my pliers. 1.3000 0.04481 170 130 29 11
395 well.. this blows! 1.3000 0.04782 170 134 21 15
396 Remember, lift with your legs. 1.3000 0.04323 170 128 33 9
397 Excuse me for breaching. 1.3000 0.04481 170 130 29 11
398 Told you things could get worse. 1.3000 0.04403 170 129 31 10
399 Jonah's less-celebrated younger brother 1.3000 0.04634 170 132 25 13
400 Your message in the bottle said you desperately wanted company... 1.3000 0.04159 170 126 37 7
401 Fluke accident. 1.3000 0.04558 170 131 27 12
402 Oops. My bad. 1.3000 0.04481 170 130 29 11
403 There must be a better way to open a coconut. 1.3000 0.04558 170 131 27 12
404 Can you hear me now? 1.3000 0.04242 170 127 35 8
405 Pardon me, but does this island make me look fat? 1.3000 0.04323 170 128 33 9
406 In the end, it turns out that that no man is an island. 1.3000 0.04558 170 131 27 12
407 Well, this is embarrassing. I was the one who ran into your sailboat last month. 1.3000 0.04242 170 127 35 8
408 On the bright side, at least you're not alone anymore. 1.3000 0.04403 170 129 31 10
409 Thank you for your generous contribution to Greenpeace. 1.3000 0.04323 170 128 33 9
410 Sorry. I used to be able to sail over this baby. 1.3000 0.04558 170 131 27 12
411 Saw your SOS signal. How can I help you? 1.3000 0.04403 170 129 31 10
412 I told you this swimsuit makes me look like a beached whale. 1.3000 0.04925 170 136 17 17
413 Dear God, man, put your back into it. 1.3000 0.04323 170 128 33 9
414 Saw your note in the bottle. Got here as fast as I could. Now what? 1.3000 0.04323 170 128 33 9
415 Does this desert island make me look fat? 1.3000 0.04782 170 134 21 15
416 Sorry. Thought this was deserted. 1.3000 0.04558 170 131 27 12
417 Looks like you're gonna need an implant and a couple of crowns. 1.3000 0.04634 170 132 25 13
418 I'll be off soon. I've got another pressing engagement. 1.3000 0.04558 170 131 27 12
419 GPS is recalibrating. 1.3000 0.04481 170 130 29 11
420 ... So ... I guess what I'm really trying to say is ... I have a really big crush on you 1.3000 0.04242 170 127 35 8
421 Glad you got my bottle. The message clearly stated Seeking Female though. 1.2982 0.04535 171 132 27 12
422 Yeah, well, this one's for Moby. 1.2982 0.04684 171 134 23 14
423 Can you scooch over a bit? 1.2982 0.04381 171 130 31 10
424 Are you stranded too? 1.2982 0.04535 171 132 27 12
425 You mean you weren't screaming "Kelp!"? 1.2982 0.04610 171 133 25 13
426 What are the odds--my name's Willy too! 1.2982 0.04459 171 131 29 11
427 Ooh, yeah, there. Scratch right there. 1.2959 0.04567 169 131 26 12
428 Uber here .. 1.2959 0.04567 169 131 26 12
429 This is the worst trust-building exercise ever. 1.2959 0.04247 169 127 34 8
430 We'll always have high tide. 1.2959 0.04567 169 131 26 12
431 One of us has got to go. 1.2959 0.04247 169 127 34 8
432 Genie: you misunderstood… I said what would make my desert isle vacation complete was a nice, cold “ALE”! 1.2959 0.04643 169 132 24 13
433 Be sure to tell me if I'm applying too much pressure. 1.2959 0.04489 169 130 28 11
434 I'm sorry, but you were standing on a very rare Pokémon. 1.2959 0.04410 169 129 30 10
435 High degree of difficulty and I stuck the landing! 1.2959 0.04410 169 129 30 10
436 I asked you nicely not to call me a fish 1.2959 0.04489 169 130 28 11
437 Geez, I'm sorry. Were you here first? 1.2959 0.04410 169 129 30 10
438 Sorry, were you sitting there? 1.2959 0.04410 169 129 30 10
439 We're going to make the island really great again. 1.2959 0.04410 169 129 30 10
440 I mean, what were the odds? 1.2959 0.04247 169 127 34 8
441 Damn Mapquest! 1.2934 0.04439 167 128 29 10
442 There's a reason why my last name is Dick. 1.2934 0.04357 167 127 31 9
443 Go ahead, Larry, call me "blubber butt" again. 1.2934 0.04519 167 129 27 11
444 I've fallen and I can't get up. 1.2934 0.04519 167 129 27 11
445 Oh what, now you prefer the crushing loneliness? 1.2934 0.04273 167 126 33 8
446 Can you scoot over a little bit? 1.2934 0.04519 167 129 27 11
447 Jonah, the irony of this situation is not lost on me. 1.2934 0.04753 167 132 21 14
448 Beached, stranded, crushed ...does it really matter? 1.2934 0.04439 167 128 29 10
449 On second thought, maybe you should be on top. 1.2934 0.04439 167 128 29 10
450 Oh my God - I've grown legs! 1.2934 0.04676 167 131 23 13
451 You just gonna lie there or are you gonna give me a push? 1.2934 0.04357 167 127 31 9
452 you look like you needed a hug.... 1.2934 0.04519 167 129 27 11
453 Small world, Ahab. 1.2934 0.04357 167 127 31 9
454 No doubt about it, Gilligan. You were here first. 1.2934 0.04188 167 125 35 7
455 On the other hand, you did get a lot more out of this whale watching trip than you expected! 1.2934 0.04357 167 127 31 9
456 Hey, at least I stuck the landing. 1.2934 0.04273 167 126 33 8
457 These layovers are a killer! 1.2934 0.04101 167 124 37 6
458 Then write SOS, not Free Hugs. 1.2934 0.04753 167 132 21 14
459 I think I prefer the loneliness. 1.2934 0.04188 167 125 35 7
460 A snack & a toothpick... How thoughtful... 1.2934 0.04828 167 133 19 15
461 Dang - I was sure I could clear it easily. 1.2934 0.04273 167 126 33 8
462 Sorry, I still haven't gotten used to these new Chinese islands. 1.2934 0.04519 167 129 27 11
463 Endangered species, my ass. 1.2934 0.04439 167 128 29 10
464 I'm a rescue whale. 1.2934 0.04599 167 130 25 12
465 I guess white whales _can't_ jump. 1.2934 0.04439 167 128 29 10
466 Lance was beginning to regret that he had wished for company. 1.2917 0.04167 168 126 35 7
467 Should I blow for help? 1.2917 0.04251 168 127 33 8
468 Free Willie movie bloopers 1.2917 0.04416 168 129 29 10
469 On tropical island. Having whale of a time. Love, Jonah 1.2899 0.04472 169 131 27 11
470 Sorry -- I thought you were waving me over. 1.2892 0.04362 166 127 30 9
471 Dang! I meant to breach, not beach. 1.2892 0.04445 166 128 28 10
472 In the last Olympics, I made that jump. 1.2892 0.04362 166 127 30 9
473 I'm sorry. This must be some kind of fluke. 1.2892 0.04606 166 130 24 12
474 Damn Google Earth! 1.2892 0.04606 166 130 24 12
475 Sorry. From a distance, it looked just like a female presenting. 1.2892 0.04838 166 133 18 15
476 There is such a thing as too much sushi. 1.2892 0.04191 166 125 34 7
477 So much for island hopping. 1.2892 0.04278 166 126 32 8
478 What can I say? I'm a beached whale. It's what I do. 1.2892 0.04527 166 129 26 11
479 I am big. It's the islands that got small. 1.2892 0.04445 166 128 28 10
480 Are you saying 'kelp' or 'help'? 1.2892 0.04191 166 125 34 7
481 I'm guessing you wished for the novel. 1.2892 0.04445 166 128 28 10
482 It's now my island Gilligan. 1.2892 0.04191 166 125 34 7
483 Does it look infected? 1.2892 0.04103 166 124 36 6
484 Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ? 1.2892 0.04838 166 133 18 15
485 So a whale walks into a sandbar... 1.2892 0.04278 166 126 32 8
486 Call me a fish once, shame on you. Call me a fish twice... 1.2892 0.04445 166 128 28 10
487 Get off my lawn. 1.2892 0.04362 166 127 30 9
488 I DID yell cannonball! 1.2892 0.04362 166 127 30 9
489 I'm just waiting for high tide 1.2892 0.04527 166 129 26 11
490 Had enough, Ahab? 1.2892 0.04606 166 130 24 12
491 Ahhh! That feels great. Now, a little to the left. 1.2892 0.04103 166 124 36 6
492 Your ex-wife would find this ironic. 1.2892 0.04445 166 128 28 10
493 I got your distress note in a bottle and got here as fast as I could. 1.2892 0.04762 166 132 20 14
494 Give up, yet? 1.2892 0.04685 166 131 22 13
495 Hey look - a rescue boat! What are the odds? 1.2892 0.04362 166 127 30 9
496 Quick! Hide me! This Ahab guy is nuts! 1.2892 0.04685 166 131 22 13
497 It appears cuddling is going to be a problem in our relationship. 1.2892 0.04278 166 126 32 8
498 What a fluke! 1.2892 0.04606 166 130 24 12
499 Darwin said this would be subtler. 1.2892 0.04445 166 128 28 10
500 Have some compassion man! Push me back in! 1.2892 0.04362 166 127 30 9
501 Or . . . would you rather be on top? 1.2892 0.04606 166 130 24 12
502 You order an Uber? 1.2892 0.04527 166 129 26 11
503 Sorry...I was looking for a Pokemon. 1.2892 0.04527 166 129 26 11
504 Do you want me to leave? 1.2892 0.04362 166 127 30 9
505 Whales Gone Wild: Spring Break 2016 1.2892 0.04762 166 132 20 14
506 The irony is that we invented GPS 1.2882 0.04527 170 133 25 12
507 Sorry. I thought this island was deserted. 1.2866 0.04798 164 131 19 14
508 Paper beats rock. 1.2866 0.04391 164 126 29 9
509 So this is what happens when you put the lime in the coconut 1.2866 0.04639 164 129 23 12
510 Not so endangered now, am I? 1.2866 0.04475 164 127 27 10
511 While you're there, could you scratch my belly? 1.2866 0.04558 164 128 25 11
512 Yeah, well, it's been a bad day for me too. 1.2866 0.04304 164 125 31 8
513 Pardon my breach. 1.2866 0.04639 164 129 23 12
514 Marco!.....Marco!!... 1.2866 0.04558 164 128 25 11
515 OK. You pinned me. How about 2 out of 3? 1.2866 0.04639 164 129 23 12
516 No,no . . . more to the left. 1.2866 0.04558 164 128 25 11
517 Moby Dick finally finds Waldo. 1.2866 0.04391 164 126 29 9
518 I'm thinking there might not be room on this island for the two of us. 1.2866 0.04217 164 124 33 7
519 I love this cafe. The human is always good and they come with their own toothpicks 1.2866 0.04391 164 126 29 9
520 Stop wailing! 1.2866 0.04391 164 126 29 9
521 Love hurts. 1.2866 0.04391 164 126 29 9
522 Man, I hate these speed bumps. 1.2866 0.04391 164 126 29 9
523 Extreme whale watching 1.2866 0.04391 164 126 29 9
524 At least you're in the shade. 1.2866 0.04391 164 126 29 9
525 I was counting on the sea levels rising a little faster. 1.2866 0.04127 164 123 35 6
526 And then he said I'm "smothering" him. Can you believe that? 1.2866 0.04639 164 129 23 12
527 Can I call you back a little later, Mom? 1.2866 0.04304 164 125 31 8
528 Next time can I be on top? 1.2866 0.04639 164 129 23 12
529 Fluke landing 1.2866 0.04475 164 127 27 10
530 When I said I would take along Moby Dick on a desert island, I meant the book. 1.2866 0.04475 164 127 27 10
531 Of all the sand bars in all the seas in all the world... 1.2866 0.04475 164 127 27 10
532 But my towel has been here since 6 AM 1.2866 0.04391 164 126 29 9
533 Watch out! Shark! 1.2866 0.04391 164 126 29 9
534 The whale call was surprisingly effective. 1.2866 0.04719 164 130 21 13
535 I need a hug 1.2866 0.04558 164 128 25 11
536 I was just following my GPS 1.2866 0.04475 164 127 27 10
537 Thank goodness he wasn't endangered. 1.2848 0.04451 165 128 27 10
538 This place has gotten so touristy. 1.2848 0.04367 165 127 29 9
539 Sorry to barge in on you, but is this a PokéStop? 1.2848 0.04614 165 130 23 12
540 Cut! Let's try it again. Do we have any stunt doubles left? 1.2848 0.04614 165 130 23 12
541 Full disclosure, I may have lied about being an Orca on my profile. 1.2822 0.04309 163 125 30 8
542 I booked this island MONTHS ago. 1.2822 0.04036 163 122 36 5
543 I do wish you would greet me a bit less enthusiastically. 1.2822 0.04481 163 127 26 10
544 It worked in Sea World. 1.2822 0.04396 163 126 28 9
545 So much for sonar. 1.2822 0.04396 163 126 28 9
546 I should have used Google Maps. 1.2822 0.04728 163 130 20 13
547 Well, *this* is a lose-lose situation. 1.2822 0.04481 163 127 26 10
548 Speak up, you're sounding muffled. 1.2822 0.04565 163 128 24 11
549 ...must be hump day... 1.2822 0.04807 163 131 18 14
550 Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse. 1.2822 0.04565 163 128 24 11
551 I'm one of the whales they saved. 1.2822 0.04481 163 127 26 10
552 So I'm thinking that was probably our last Frisbee game. 1.2822 0.04565 163 128 24 11
553 But I stuck the landing. 1.2822 0.04036 163 122 36 5
554 I hope they don't send me back to Sea World for this. 1.2822 0.04396 163 126 28 9
555 I think one of us should get back in the water. 1.2822 0.04481 163 127 26 10
556 Is it always this crowded? I feel like we're on top of each other. 1.2822 0.04565 163 128 24 11
557 Sorry, is this a private beach? 1.2822 0.04309 163 125 30 8
558 No, you can call ME Ishmael! 1.2822 0.04807 163 131 18 14
559 Tell that idiot genie my wish was for MAIL! 1.2822 0.04565 163 128 24 11
560 Happy Hump Day 1.2822 0.04481 163 127 26 10
561 Just scratch my belly for thirty seconds and I promise I'll get off. 1.2822 0.04481 163 127 26 10
562 EVERY man is an island. 1.2822 0.04481 163 127 26 10
563 This relationship is smothering me. 1.2822 0.04481 163 127 26 10
564 You can be honest, am I to heavy to be on top. 1.2822 0.04807 163 131 18 14
565 If it's any consolation to you, Ahab, Queequeg got away and they named a coffee cafe chain after Starbuck. 1.2814 0.04485 167 131 25 11
566 I heard you saying the loneliness was the worst part of being stranded. 1.2795 0.04596 161 127 23 11
567 Well...You're a couple of liters low on your oil...and you could stand to loose another ton of blubber. 1.2795 0.04596 161 127 23 11
568 OK. OK. I believe in climate change. Now will you get off me? 1.2795 0.04153 161 122 33 6
569 Are you endangered? 1.2795 0.04424 161 125 27 9
570 It had a high Degree of Difficulty. 1.2795 0.04424 161 125 27 9
571 Thanks a lot, Greenpeace. 1.2795 0.04336 161 124 29 8
572 Strand here often? 1.2795 0.04596 161 127 23 11
573 That's for calling me Shamu. 1.2795 0.04336 161 124 29 8
574 a whaled beach. 1.2795 0.04843 161 130 17 14
575 I'm a mammal. You're a mammal. Let's make the most of this. 1.2795 0.04336 161 124 29 8
576 Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2795 0.04424 161 125 27 9
577 I guess this is what Airbnb means by a "Shared room" 1.2795 0.04424 161 125 27 9
578 That's our show, folks. We'll be here again tomorrow, 10, 2 and 4. Remember to visit the gift shop. 1.2795 0.04336 161 124 29 8
579 Enough of Twister, let's just stick with Tic-Tac-Toe. 1.2795 0.04511 161 126 25 10
580 The itch is just a little more to the right. 1.2795 0.04424 161 125 27 9
581 Don't be a Dick, Moby! Find your own island. 1.2795 0.04596 161 127 23 11
582 Yeah, now you know why they call me Dick. 1.2795 0.04843 161 130 17 14
583 Say uncle! Say it! 1.2795 0.04245 161 123 31 7
584 Your look different than your profile photo 1.2795 0.04596 161 127 23 11
585 I was texting while breaching. 1.2795 0.04596 161 127 23 11
586 Hey Moby, you're crushing my dick. 1.2795 0.04923 161 131 15 15
587 "The sign clearly says "Private Beach"! 1.2795 0.04336 161 124 29 8
588 Looks like you're down a quart of sperm oil Moby. 1.2795 0.04680 161 128 21 12
589 Moby. What's yours? 1.2795 0.04336 161 124 29 8
590 I could swear there was someone on this island. 1.2795 0.04153 161 122 33 6
591 Size matters. 1.2795 0.04596 161 127 23 11
592 I just wanted a hug. 1.2795 0.04336 161 124 29 8
593 Many years after being free, Willy, getting on in his age, was no longer able to perform the trick that made him famous. 1.2795 0.04511 161 126 25 10
594 Yet another inconvenient truth. 1.2778 0.04487 162 127 25 10
595 Sorry, I thought you were someone else. 1.2761 0.04462 163 128 25 10
596 I, too, find dry land suffocating. 1.2750 0.04517 160 126 24 10
597 My pod voted me ON the island. 1.2750 0.04429 160 125 26 9
598 So sorry. I mistook this island for a female. 1.2750 0.04517 160 126 24 10
599 Sorry, meant to breach, not beach 1.2750 0.04429 160 125 26 9
600 I told China this was my island. 1.2750 0.04771 160 129 18 13
601 Of all the beaches in all the world.... 1.2750 0.04429 160 125 26 9
602 You're it, little buddy! 1.2750 0.04517 160 126 24 10
603 Sorry, my bad. 1.2750 0.04429 160 125 26 9
604 If you were wishing for the actual book, you should have been more specific. 1.2750 0.04429 160 125 26 9
605 Would you prefer to be on top? 1.2750 0.04429 160 125 26 9
606 Ishmael, Squishmael 1.2750 0.04429 160 125 26 9
607 Gilligan's Island: Alternate Ending 1.2750 0.04339 160 124 28 8
608 Sorry, bud. My chute wouldn't open. 1.2750 0.04603 160 127 22 11
609 Nice whale-call, jerk face. 1.2750 0.04771 160 129 18 13
610 Beached Front Property 1.2750 0.04603 160 127 22 11
611 Your fishing buddies are never gonna believe this one. 1.2733 0.04132 161 123 32 6
612 You're it! Dan? 1.2733 0.04316 161 125 28 8
613 You should have built a wall. 1.2733 0.04661 161 129 20 12
614 Watch the hands, mister! 1.2733 0.03939 161 121 36 4
615 God said that you were supposed to SWALLOW me. 1.2733 0.04405 161 126 26 9
616 Be honest. Does this island make me look fat? 1.2722 0.04367 158 123 27 8
617 Sorry about the tree. 1.2722 0.04721 158 127 19 12
618 You had me at "Thar!" 1.2722 0.04367 158 123 27 8
619 It's okay, this is still less pressure than at home. 1.2722 0.04806 158 128 17 13
620 Moby, you dick! 1.2722 0.04971 158 130 13 15
621 I guess the genie's never heard of Wales, either. 1.2722 0.04547 158 125 23 10
622 The moment Herman Melville's writer's block ended. 1.2722 0.04458 158 124 25 9
623 Of all the islands, in all the oceans, in all the world... 1.2722 0.04367 158 123 27 8
624 In my defense, this island came out of nowhere. 1.2722 0.04080 158 120 33 5
625 Just my luck; I finally catch a fish, and now I can't light a fire. 1.2722 0.04547 158 125 23 10
626 This vacation spot looked bigger in the pictures. 1.2722 0.04367 158 123 27 8
627 Fins look fine, but you could use an oil change. 1.2722 0.04547 158 125 23 10
628 In retrospect, maybe *you* should have climbed the tree for a better view. 1.2722 0.04547 158 125 23 10
629 Hey... I think I found Waldo. 1.2722 0.04080 158 120 33 5
630 Did someone here request an Uber? 1.2722 0.04547 158 125 23 10
631 You looked like you might need a hug. 1.2722 0.04547 158 125 23 10
632 Uh, yup. Looks like a cavity to me. 1.2722 0.04367 158 123 27 8
633 The two of us can't be on the hammock at the same time. 1.2722 0.04806 158 128 17 13
634 But you swore you'd still love me even if one day I turned into a big fat whale. 1.2722 0.04806 158 128 17 13
635 Would you like to be on top? 1.2722 0.04367 158 123 27 8
636 Did I stick the landing? 1.2722 0.04367 158 123 27 8
637 Moby's quest for the great white male ends. 1.2722 0.04721 158 127 19 12
638 I think we should try bunk beds. 1.2722 0.04547 158 125 23 10
639 Sorry, just ate. Get comfortable. I can’t go back in for at least an hour. 1.2722 0.04273 158 122 29 7
640 I'm from the government, and I'm here to help. 1.2722 0.04721 158 127 19 12
641 Agreed, no more stupid pet tricks 1.2722 0.03980 158 119 35 4
642 Are you saying this relationship is too much for you? 1.2722 0.04635 158 126 21 11
643 Yep,you're leakin'oil. 1.2722 0.04721 158 127 19 12
644 Of all the desert islands in all oceans in all the world, you had to breach into mine. 1.2722 0.04547 158 125 23 10
645 Whadya mean, "Go, hump someone your own size." 1.2722 0.04547 158 125 23 10
646 Just a bit more toward my left pectoral fin . . . that's it, keep scratching! 1.2722 0.04178 158 121 31 6
647 Sorry, I thought a hug would help. 1.2722 0.04458 158 124 25 9
648 I'm getting too big for my breaches. 1.2722 0.04547 158 125 23 10
649 I see what's wrong, but I have to order the part. 1.2722 0.04721 158 127 19 12
650 Are you Jeremy? I'm your Uber. 1.2722 0.04547 158 125 23 10
651 I know, I'm heavier than I look. 1.2722 0.04458 158 124 25 9
652 Your island looked much larger in the brochure. 1.2722 0.04367 158 123 27 8
653 Sorry, I was using Pokemon Go. 1.2722 0.04721 158 127 19 12
654 Your Sperm Count is now up to one. 1.2722 0.04367 158 123 27 8
655 It's nothing personal just symbolic literary stuff. 1.2722 0.04547 158 125 23 10
656 Please stop blubbering all over me! 1.2722 0.04367 158 123 27 8
657 They say vacation sex is better, but I'm not feeling it. 1.2722 0.04458 158 124 25 9
658 That feels really good, now just a little up and to the right. 1.2722 0.04367 158 123 27 8
659 This is nothing like the brochure! 1.2722 0.04458 158 124 25 9
660 Moby... Get off! You're being a dick. 1.2722 0.04721 158 127 19 12
661 Well, it was a retirement fantasy of mine, too . . . 1.2722 0.04273 158 122 29 7
662 Lower. Yeah, right there. 1.2722 0.04971 158 130 13 15
663 Who do you think is easier to spot from the sky? 1.2722 0.04367 158 123 27 8
664 Call me Squished Male. 1.2722 0.04806 158 128 17 13
665 And here I thought being stranded on a desert island was the worst it could get. 1.2704 0.04522 159 126 23 10
666 'Now I'll never get the Sea World job' 1.2692 0.04579 156 124 22 10
667 Good boy, now roll over... 1.2692 0.04299 156 121 28 7
668 OK, tag doesn't work. How about hide and seek? 1.2692 0.04102 156 119 32 5
669 Of all the islands in all the world, he beaches on mine. 1.2692 0.04668 156 125 20 11
670 Jonah, we really don't have to do this. 1.2692 0.04487 156 123 24 9
671 Rock, Palm, Whale...I win. 1.2692 0.04842 156 127 16 13
672 The French version of "Free Willy" has a very different ending. 1.2692 0.04579 156 124 22 10
673 Apparently you're right, this island's not big enough for the two of us. 1.2692 0.04299 156 121 28 7
674 Melville's fieldwork did not begin as planned... 1.2692 0.04668 156 125 20 11
675 OK OK! So I really don't know what a fish out of water feels like. 1.2692 0.04102 156 119 32 5
676 You win, I couldn't jump over the palm. 1.2692 0.04000 156 118 34 4
677 No one will ever believe you. 1.2692 0.04202 156 120 30 6
678 Remember me, Ishmael? 1.2692 0.04579 156 124 22 10
679 Of all the islands, in all the oceans, in all the world, she swims onto mine. 1.2692 0.04487 156 123 24 9
680 I am on my side. 1.2692 0.04299 156 121 28 7
681 No, you call me Ishmail. 1.2692 0.04842 156 127 16 13
682 'You just don't get the concept of sharing atoll.' 1.2692 0.04394 156 122 26 8
683 Maybe island hopping isn't for me. 1.2692 0.04299 156 121 28 7
684 It's just for a few days.. Til I get back on my fins.. 1.2692 0.04668 156 125 20 11
685 Little did he know that being marooned on a desert island would be the least of his problems. 1.2692 0.04487 156 123 24 9
686 "So this ginormous wave beaches me on this tiny island...Hey, you still listening? 1.2692 0.04487 156 123 24 9
687 This layover is killing me 1.2692 0.04579 156 124 22 10
688 In all fairness, the ad did promise a whale of a time. 1.2692 0.04299 156 121 28 7
689 It's Moby RICHARD and that's the last time you are going to call me that! 1.2692 0.04756 156 126 18 12
690 It looks like your flipper's damaged and your baleen's clogged. 1.2692 0.04394 156 122 26 8
691 Amazon Prime delivery ! 1.2692 0.04394 156 122 26 8
692 I'm not throwing you back. 1.2692 0.04299 156 121 28 7
693 Look, next time they ask what you want on a desert island, specify that you meant the book and not the whale. This is no fun for me either. 1.2692 0.04756 156 126 18 12
694 I hate it when you lie on the beach and there's a little rock right beneath you. 1.2692 0.04299 156 121 28 7
695 A little lower... 1.2692 0.04579 156 124 22 10
696 The Save the Whales people aren't going to like this. 1.2692 0.04202 156 120 30 6
697 You can swim, but you can't hide, Ishmael! 1.2692 0.04394 156 122 26 8
698 I feel like a fish out of water. 1.2692 0.04487 156 123 24 9
699 Noooooo...........God, I wanted a well! 1.2692 0.04842 156 127 16 13
700 Boy, island hopping IS fun. 1.2692 0.04202 156 120 30 6
701 Size DOES matter! 1.2692 0.04394 156 122 26 8
702 Well I jumped the shark. 1.2692 0.04487 156 123 24 9
703 Aaargh ! Oh, God, why the hell did I download that whale mating call ringtone onto my mobile ? 1.2692 0.04579 156 124 22 10
704 Who's the Moby Dick now? 1.2692 0.04842 156 127 16 13
705 ...You wanted to watch whales...WATCH THIS !! 1.2692 0.04394 156 122 26 8
706 Crushed it! 1.2692 0.04299 156 121 28 7
707 OK, that should do it." "Come back Thursday and I will install the crown. 1.2692 0.04668 156 125 20 11
708 No man is an island. 1.2692 0.04299 156 121 28 7
709 What would Jonah do? 1.2692 0.04487 156 123 24 9
710 The alternate ending to Cast Away. 1.2692 0.04394 156 122 26 8
711 I didn’t think I was a killer whale. 1.2692 0.04299 156 121 28 7
712 This is for SeaWorld. 1.2692 0.04756 156 126 18 12
713 You kept waving so here I am! 1.2692 0.04487 156 123 24 9
714 Really, what were the chances of this happening? 1.2692 0.04487 156 123 24 9
715 Not until you apologize for calling my mother a cow. 1.2692 0.04668 156 125 20 11
716 Damn GPS! 1.2692 0.04579 156 124 22 10
717 It's not you, it's me. 1.2692 0.04668 156 125 20 11
718 Good, boy, good, boy. Now, roll over! 1.2692 0.04668 156 125 20 11
719 Quick, irony or coincidence? 1.2692 0.04756 156 126 18 12
720 Now who's blubbering?! 1.2692 0.04299 156 121 28 7
721 That was some storm last night! 1.2692 0.04000 156 118 34 4
722 Sorry, I saw the SeaWorld t-shirt and panicked 1.2692 0.04299 156 121 28 7
723 Sorry, I didn't see you atoll. 1.2692 0.04668 156 125 20 11
724 We're going to need a bigger boat. 1.2692 0.04668 156 125 20 11
725 Wait, you haven't even heard me sing. 1.2692 0.04394 156 122 26 8
726 Tell me again: Who gave dominion to whom, and over what? 1.2692 0.04579 156 124 22 10
727 What doesn't kill you...oh, never mind. 1.2692 0.04299 156 121 28 7
728 Don't you hate it when a resort overbooks? 1.2692 0.04202 156 120 30 6
729 Of all the islands, in all the oceans, you have to pick this one. 1.2692 0.04487 156 123 24 9
730 Could've sworn you yelled 'Kelp!' 1.2692 0.04579 156 124 22 10
731 No, I wished for a "well". 1.2692 0.04579 156 124 22 10
732 A little higher. A little higher. That's it. 1.2692 0.04000 156 118 34 4
733 It worked much better back at Sea World. 1.2692 0.04202 156 120 30 6
734 Sorry. It always worked in practice. 1.2692 0.04000 156 118 34 4
735 I mean that ship was coming straight at me! So, yes, I swerved to avoid it. 1.2692 0.04299 156 121 28 7
736 Wb buu plb et uff ub mu!!! 1.2675 0.04729 157 127 18 12
737 Next time, you on top. 1.2675 0.04553 157 125 22 10
738 You know I used to be a land mammal too. 1.2675 0.04179 157 121 30 6
739 I was making a distress call. Not a mating call! 1.2675 0.04553 157 125 22 10
740 I'm lonely too but I think we should keep things platonic. 1.2645 0.04397 155 122 25 8
741 What do you mean, you were here first? 1.2645 0.04397 155 122 25 8
742 Would you mind giving me a push? 1.2645 0.04102 155 119 31 5
743 Frank was always under pressure...even on vacation. 1.2645 0.04397 155 122 25 8
744 My sonar's been a bit off since mating season started. 1.2645 0.04492 155 123 23 9
745 Generally speaking, the hard part of "catch and release" is catch. 1.2645 0.04492 155 123 23 9
746 I guess they were right when they said no man is an island. 1.2645 0.04301 155 121 27 7
747 Nooooo! I said "MAIL. I wish I'd get MAIL." 1.2645 0.04202 155 120 29 6
748 You try swimming for 50 years without a rest" 1.2645 0.04492 155 123 23 9
749 I thought you were screaming, "Kelp!" 1.2645 0.04301 155 121 27 7
750 sorry i thought i had the isle seat 1.2645 0.04492 155 123 23 9
751 I told you, no man is an island. 1.2645 0.04584 155 124 21 10
752 Okay, Okay! I'm sorry I was texting while swimming. 1.2645 0.04202 155 120 29 6
753 You called for an uber? 1.2645 0.04202 155 120 29 6
754 Just think, what are the odds? 1.2645 0.04301 155 121 27 7
755 Of all the deserted islands in all the towns in all the world, you land on mine 1.2645 0.04202 155 120 29 6
756 I don't think this island is big enough for both of us 1.2645 0.04397 155 122 25 8
757 No worries, I'm not a sperm whale. 1.2645 0.04763 155 126 17 12
758 Just as I suspected. You're down two quarts. 1.2645 0.04492 155 123 23 9
759 Perhaps CPR wasn't the best idea. 1.2645 0.04202 155 120 29 6
760 I saw it first. 1.2645 0.04301 155 121 27 7
761 I hope he didn't work for Greenpeace. 1.2645 0.04301 155 121 27 7
762 I'm here on a fluke. 1.2645 0.04763 155 126 17 12
763 I sensed you needed a hug. 1.2645 0.04492 155 123 23 9
764 Ok, I take it back. You don't look like a beached whale. 1.2645 0.04301 155 121 27 7
765 You think you have problems? I'm the one who's beached here! 1.2645 0.04301 155 121 27 7
766 What could be worse than being stranded on a beach? 1.2645 0.04397 155 122 25 8
767 Thanks for fitting me in. I had the Ahab dream again. 1.2645 0.04674 155 125 19 11
768 You OK Jonah? 1.2645 0.04492 155 123 23 9
769 Could you move your palm just a little to the left? 1.2645 0.04674 155 125 19 11
770 The good news is I'm actually Moby Bob and I'm vegan. 1.2645 0.04492 155 123 23 9
771 Hi Mom, its Jonah, I only have a minute before we go back under and lose cell phone service... 1.2645 0.04763 155 126 17 12
772 Hi! Found your note in a bottle. 1.2645 0.04301 155 121 27 7
773 Imagine: the best fish story ever falls into your lap and you have no way to tweet about it. 1.2628 0.04372 156 123 25 8
774 Of all the islands in all the world you had to pick this one. 1.2628 0.04647 156 126 19 11
775 I'm having a bad day, too. 1.2628 0.04079 156 120 31 5
776 First chest compressions, then mouth to mouth. 1.2614 0.04521 153 122 22 9
777 So is Ishmael a family name? 1.2614 0.04226 153 119 28 6
778 Oh, did you want to be on top? 1.2614 0.04521 153 122 22 9
779 There goes the neighbor. 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
780 My place next time? 1.2614 0.04425 153 121 24 8
781 Ishmael! Well I'll be damned! 1.2614 0.04521 153 122 22 9
782 This is bad for me too, you know. 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
783 I wasn't waving at you! 1.2614 0.04425 153 121 24 8
784 Of all the islands, in all the oceans in all the world, she beached onto mine 1.2614 0.04616 153 123 20 10
785 O.K.! You don't have to call me Ishmael. 1.2614 0.04226 153 119 28 6
786 Next time, it'll be the loan shark. And he uses his teeth. 1.2614 0.04616 153 123 20 10
787 You'll receive an email from the resort staff asking you to evaluate me. Can I count on you to give me a 5? 1.2614 0.04521 153 122 22 9
788 Did you miss me too, Jonah? 1.2614 0.04521 153 122 22 9
789 It's funny, my ex also said I was a crushing disappointment 1.2614 0.04521 153 122 22 9
790 The real estate agent advertised this island as deserted. 1.2614 0.04521 153 122 22 9
791 On second thought, you get on my back. 1.2614 0.04521 153 122 22 9
792 I was lonely, too. 1.2614 0.04226 153 119 28 6
793 Free Willy made it look so easy. 1.2614 0.04123 153 118 30 5
794 Beware of what you fish for. 1.2614 0.04708 153 124 18 11
795 For future reference, it's not "blubber", it's muscle. 1.2614 0.04018 153 117 32 4
796 I guess it wasn't a mirage 1.2614 0.04425 153 121 24 8
797 Look- it's a ship! You're saved! 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
798 Beach access is members-only. 1.2614 0.04123 153 118 30 5
799 So if you were stranded on a desert island with just one mammal, which one would you choose? 1.2614 0.04226 153 119 28 6
800 Darn... Free Willy made it look so easy... 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
801 Who's the beach now? 1.2614 0.04887 153 126 14 13
802 You're mumbling again. 1.2614 0.04226 153 119 28 6
803 You looked like you could use a hug. 1.2614 0.04521 153 122 22 9
804 Sorry, I was on cruise control. 1.2614 0.04425 153 121 24 8
805 Ahhh, that's the spot. 1.2614 0.04018 153 117 32 4
806 Statistically at least, you made it into a far more esoteric group than 'death by falling coconut'. 1.2614 0.04616 153 123 20 10
807 It's mine now Gilligan ! 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
808 Gonna need a bigger island! 1.2597 0.04400 154 122 24 8
809 Am I too over the top? 1.2597 0.04495 154 123 22 9
810 What? You've never heard of a whaled beach? 1.2597 0.04495 154 123 22 9
811 I started off as a land mammal, you know. 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
812 No man is an island but he can be dinner 1.2597 0.04770 154 126 16 12
813 Sorry. It looked so much bigger in the brochure. 1.2581 0.04374 155 123 24 8
814 Maybe we should have gone back to my place. 1.2566 0.04525 152 122 21 9
815 The itch is a little over to the left. 1.2566 0.04328 152 120 25 7
816 So this is crushing loneliness. 1.2566 0.04428 152 121 23 8
817 I know -- yuuge! A lot of people tell me that. 1.2566 0.04226 152 119 27 6
818 You can run but you can't hide, Ishmael. 1.2566 0.04015 152 117 31 4
819 Who says no whale is an island? 1.2566 0.04525 152 122 21 9
820 When I prayed not to die of thirst and starvation, I should have been more specific. 1.2566 0.04328 152 120 25 7
821 Say, "Uncle". 1.2566 0.04226 152 119 27 6
822 Am I early? 1.2566 0.04428 152 121 23 8
823 Of all the islands in all the oceans in the world I had to breach this one. 1.2566 0.04226 152 119 27 6
824 I guess you're right. Whales can't climb trees. 1.2566 0.04122 152 118 29 5
825 Didn't I say, no man is an island? 1.2566 0.04122 152 118 29 5
826 I think we're going to need a bigger island. 1.2566 0.04122 152 118 29 5
827 I need more space. 1.2566 0.04525 152 122 21 9
828 Wow, Moby. You really are a dick. 1.2566 0.04525 152 122 21 9
829 And don't ever call me a blowhard again!! 1.2566 0.04525 152 122 21 9
830 Yikes! When did they install speed bumps? 1.2566 0.04525 152 122 21 9
831 Maybe now I can hang with the Killer Whales. 1.2566 0.04525 152 122 21 9
832 I could swear this wasn't here last year. 1.2566 0.04428 152 121 23 8
833 Siri said there was a krill bar right here! 1.2566 0.04328 152 120 25 7
834 Still want to be a marine biologist? 1.2566 0.03905 152 116 33 3
835 Group hug! 1.2566 0.04428 152 121 23 8
836 I''m lonely too! 1.2566 0.04226 152 119 27 6
837 I'm sorry, I didn't think anyone came here anymore. 1.2566 0.04428 152 121 23 8
838 This is not what I meant when I said "I needed sunblock". 1.2566 0.04428 152 121 23 8
839 Kelp! 1.2566 0.04895 152 126 13 13
840 OOH! That helps, but could you just scratch a little farther to the right!? 1.2566 0.04428 152 121 23 8
841 Thank goodness I saw your rescue flare. 1.2566 0.04226 152 119 27 6
842 I told you I didn't want to play, "Free Willy". 1.2566 0.04525 152 122 21 9
843 Just a little to the left. Ahhhhh, that's it. 1.2566 0.04226 152 119 27 6
844 Where there's a whale, there's a way 1.2533 0.04841 150 124 14 12
845 Push. 1.2533 0.04250 150 118 26 6
846 I said SNAIL mail 1.2533 0.04652 150 122 18 10
847 That's it! Right there. 1.2533 0.04456 150 120 22 8
848 When Pokémon Go goes horribly wrong. 1.2533 0.04555 150 121 20 9
849 I really need to update my GPS. 1.2533 0.04456 150 120 22 8
850 Damn speed bumps! 1.2533 0.04354 150 119 24 7
851 This island ain't big enough for the both of us ..... 1.2533 0.04144 150 117 28 5
852 Oh, man, what did I drink last night? 1.2533 0.04144 150 117 28 5
853 Is this really the time to bring up my weight problem? 1.2533 0.04456 150 120 22 8
854 It might be better if I rode on your back. 1.2533 0.04250 150 118 26 6
855 I'm not getting in the water in RIO. 1.2533 0.04250 150 118 26 6
856 Sorry, I was sure I could pull off the "Free Willy" jump. 1.2533 0.04354 150 119 24 7
857 Sorry...I've been watching the Olympics and I thought I could make the jump. 1.2533 0.04354 150 119 24 7
858 OUCH! Landed right on my coconuts! 1.2533 0.04555 150 121 20 9
859 Thar she ... 1.2533 0.05022 150 126 10 14
860 first of all get off me,and secondly your fear of the ocean is not healthy for either of us. 1.2533 0.04652 150 122 18 10
861 I really hate GPS. 1.2533 0.04652 150 122 18 10
862 So how's my prostate, doc? 1.2533 0.04034 150 116 30 4
863 Oh, boy! Beachfront property with snacks! 1.2533 0.04456 150 120 22 8
864 I'm a cuddler, not a killer 1.2533 0.04144 150 117 28 5
865 Now scratch a half meter to my right. 1.2533 0.04250 150 118 26 6
866 Hate to be a bother, but would you mind terribly pushing me back out to sea? 1.2533 0.04250 150 118 26 6
867 Take it back, Jonah. 1.2533 0.04354 150 119 24 7
868 Morning Harry. How'd you sleep? Harry? 1.2533 0.04250 150 118 26 6
869 I'm Jessica, your Uber driver. 1.2533 0.04652 150 122 18 10
870 High tide should be coming soon. 1.2533 0.04652 150 122 18 10
871 So should we talk about the elephant in the room? 1.2533 0.04652 150 122 18 10
872 Birds fly over the rainbow; why, then, oh why can't I? 1.2533 0.04354 150 119 24 7
873 Next year I choose the vacation. 1.2533 0.04250 150 118 26 6
874 This concludes our NPR podcast. 1.2533 0.04456 150 120 22 8
875 I thought I saw a spider. 1.2533 0.04841 150 124 14 12
876 There just has to be more to this whole island hopping thing. 1.2533 0.04456 150 120 22 8
877 Man, I hate low tides. 1.2533 0.04354 150 119 24 7
878 Somebody should have told you that whales respond to whistling. 1.2533 0.04354 150 119 24 7
879 Maybe this will stop those stupid desert island cartoons. 1.2533 0.04144 150 117 28 5
880 Google maps. 1.2533 0.04555 150 121 20 9
881 You called me, Ishmael? ... Ishmael!? 1.2533 0.04652 150 122 18 10
882 "Who you gonna tell? 1.2533 0.04354 150 119 24 7
883 Were you playing Pokemon Go too? 1.2533 0.04932 150 125 12 13
884 Sorry mate, but I couldn't hear another refrain of '99 Bottles...' 1.2533 0.04555 150 121 20 9
885 Can you put some lotion on my back? 1.2533 0.04456 150 120 22 8
886 I guess 'endangered' is a relative phenomenon...... 1.2533 0.04034 150 116 30 4
887 The great thing about talking to you is you don't interrupt 1.2533 0.04034 150 116 30 4
888 Promise not to scream if I get off of you? 1.2533 0.04354 150 119 24 7
889 I told him 20 times, stop calling me Moby Dickhead. 1.2533 0.04747 150 123 16 11
890 But why do I need to turn my head and cough? 1.2533 0.04250 150 118 26 6
891 Of all the palm trees on all the deserted islands in all the world, she lands on mine. 1.2517 0.04329 151 120 24 7
892 Stop, that tickles! 1.2517 0.04528 151 122 20 9
893 I wish you would call before dropping in. 1.2517 0.04329 151 120 24 7
894 I'm gonna need a bigger beach. 1.2517 0.04719 151 124 16 11
895 Is it high tide yet? 1.2517 0.04329 151 120 24 7
896 I don't mean to pile on, but life isn't all krill and squid for me either. 1.2517 0.04528 151 122 20 9
897 Thus endeth the Beach Boys. 1.2517 0.04119 151 118 28 5
898 Down & to the right...ooh, that's it! 1.2517 0.04429 151 121 22 8
899 You want me to change the oil too while I'm under here? 1.2517 0.04429 151 121 22 8
900 Well, your mating call worked. 1.2517 0.04225 151 119 26 6
901 Why you should never use more than 10 pound test fishing line. 1.2517 0.04429 151 121 22 8
902 If we are going to continue to live together, we're going to have to learn to compromise. 1.2517 0.04119 151 118 28 5
903 I dropped by to thank you for your recent donation to Greenpeace's 'Save the Whales' campaign. Every gift makes a difference. 1.2517 0.04528 151 122 20 9
904 "Sorry about that; it looked so easy when Shamu did it. 1.2517 0.04528 151 122 20 9
905 ...and then I'd land on the platform like this and they'd give me a fish. You got any fish? 1.2517 0.04225 151 119 26 6
906 Epilogue: Moby Dick gets Herman Melville. 1.2517 0.04429 151 121 22 8
907 Aaaah, yes, right there. That’s the out-of-reach spot. 1.2517 0.04528 151 122 20 9
908 This hurts me more than it hurts you. 1.2517 0.04528 151 122 20 9
909 Marco? Now you say "polo." Tim? Tim? 1.2517 0.04329 151 120 24 7
910 That's it, I'm done playing Pokemon Go. 1.2517 0.04329 151 120 24 7
911 I don't know about you, but I'm beached. 1.2517 0.04719 151 124 16 11
912 Sorry, this was my first beaching 1.2483 0.04558 149 121 19 9
913 Ooommpph. This speed bump wasn't here yesterday. 1.2483 0.04354 149 119 23 7
914 The last climate change denier. 1.2483 0.04558 149 121 19 9
915 Now will you believe in climate change? 1.2483 0.04354 149 119 23 7
916 'Shark Week' totally freaks me out. 1.2483 0.03798 149 114 33 2
917 You're wasting your time searching for my G-spot. I'm a sperm whale. 1.2483 0.04457 149 120 21 8
918 Wait, did you mean the side of the island on my left or yours? 1.2483 0.04354 149 119 23 7
919 I like your company, but it's smothering me. 1.2483 0.04558 149 121 19 9
920 I got your letter. 1.2483 0.04354 149 119 23 7
921 This is even worse than jumping the shark. 1.2449 0.04381 147 118 22 7
922 What? You never heard of a lapwhale? 1.2449 0.04273 147 117 24 6
923 This is payback for WaterWorld. 1.2449 0.04273 147 117 24 6
924 Sorry! I'm such a Dick. 1.2449 0.04486 147 119 20 8
925 You have to laugh at the low probability of me beaching myself 1.2449 0.04381 147 118 22 7
926 Moby Dick meets Robinson Crusoe. 1.2449 0.04486 147 119 20 8
927 Don't worry. I'm vegetarian! 1.2449 0.04273 147 117 24 6
928 Timeshare's up! 1.2449 0.04486 147 119 20 8
929 When biblical tales go horribly wrong... 1.2449 0.04273 147 117 24 6
930 My one item on a deserted island would be a forklift. 1.2449 0.04486 147 119 20 8
931 I heard your distress call. You okay? 1.2449 0.04049 147 115 28 4
932 Roger redefines "having a whale of a time." 1.2449 0.04689 147 121 16 10
933 I told you it was too soon for us to move in together. 1.2449 0.04486 147 119 20 8
934 Whale 1 - Castaway - 0 1.2449 0.04486 147 119 20 8
935 So much for Meet Jewish Singles. 1.2449 0.04588 147 120 18 9
936 What would Tom Hanks do? 1.2449 0.04486 147 119 20 8
937 This island makes me feel fat. 1.2449 0.04049 147 115 28 4
938 While you're there, could you change the oil? 1.2449 0.04486 147 119 20 8
939 Okay, next time I get to be the Wicked Witch and you get to be the house. 1.2449 0.04787 147 122 14 11
940 Ha! More like "SQUISH-mael!" 1.2449 0.04273 147 117 24 6
941 What do you mean ocupado? 1.2449 0.04162 147 116 26 5
942 Yes, right there, that's the spot, scratch. 1.2449 0.04486 147 119 20 8
943 I found your message in a bottle. You need help? 1.2449 0.04381 147 118 22 7
944 Stop squirming, it tickles. 1.2449 0.04273 147 117 24 6
945 The note in the bottle said "Please drop by soon". 1.2449 0.04486 147 119 20 8
946 Still 'Hungry enough to eat a whale,' smart guy? 1.2449 0.04689 147 121 16 10
947 8...9…10… PIN! 1.2449 0.04689 147 121 16 10
948 Yep, I definitely need glasses. 1.2449 0.04273 147 117 24 6
949 Are you aware that cuddling kills depression, relieves anxiety and strengthens the immune system? 1.2449 0.04273 147 117 24 6
950 I have to stop playing Pokemon Go. 1.2449 0.04273 147 117 24 6
951 I saw your note in a bottle. 1.2449 0.04381 147 118 22 7
952 I always wondered how it would feel to be between a whale and a hard place. 1.2449 0.04588 147 120 18 9
953 You called me, Ishmael! 1.2449 0.04588 147 120 18 9
954 Not until you say 'uncle', Ahab 1.2449 0.04273 147 117 24 6
955 You can run, but you can't hide, Jonah. 1.2449 0.04588 147 120 18 9
956 I tried to tell you this island wasn't big enough for the two of us. 1.2449 0.04381 147 118 22 7
957 No man is an island entire of itself 1.2449 0.04381 147 118 22 7
958 Did someone call Uber? 1.2449 0.04049 147 115 28 4
959 Now the Lord had prepared a great fish to smoosh Jonah. 1.2449 0.04588 147 120 18 9
960 Hey, this sucks for me too. 1.2449 0.04689 147 121 16 10
961 The end for the wicked witch of the South Pacific. 1.2449 0.04689 147 121 16 10
962 Pokémon GO. And you? 1.2449 0.04588 147 120 18 9
963 WHEN YOU WISH FOR FEMALE COMPANIONSHIP ..... YOU HAVE TO BE MORE SPECIFIC. 1.2449 0.04486 147 119 20 8
964 Scratch a little more to the left. 1.2449 0.04787 147 122 14 11
965 A little further to the left. 1.2449 0.04486 147 119 20 8
966 Oh great. Now what am I going to do for shade? 1.2449 0.04381 147 118 22 7
967 Low tide's a beach. 1.2449 0.04486 147 119 20 8
968 Jonah considers his options. 1.2449 0.04273 147 117 24 6
969 No man is an island -- especially not this man. 1.2449 0.04486 147 119 20 8
970 Sorry. I thought I could make it. 1.2449 0.04381 147 118 22 7
971 You can row, Ahab, but you can't hide... 1.2449 0.04689 147 121 16 10
972 Why your "desert island" album list should NOT include whale songs 1.2449 0.04486 147 119 20 8
973 "Oh, I'm smothering you? Well now you know how your mother makes me feel"! 1.2449 0.04787 147 122 14 11
974 I assume you're Ishmael. 1.2449 0.04486 147 119 20 8
975 I hope I'm not a burden. 1.2449 0.04381 147 118 22 7
976 Ahhh. More to the right. 1.2449 0.04588 147 120 18 9
977 I see how you got your last name, Moby. 1.2449 0.04381 147 118 22 7
978 Lucky for you, I heard you call for help! 1.2449 0.04162 147 116 26 5
979 "RECALCULATING ROUTE, RECALCULATING..." -Shut up already! 1.2449 0.04273 147 117 24 6
980 They'll never know you finally got me. 1.2449 0.04381 147 118 22 7
981 I never should have told the genie that I felt like a beached whale ... 1.2449 0.04486 147 119 20 8
982 I told you - enough with the sperm jokes! 1.2449 0.04588 147 120 18 9
983 You said you wanted more shade. 1.2432 0.04354 148 119 22 7
984 Do you mind? You're blocking the sun! 1.2432 0.04137 148 117 26 5
985 The real ending to The Old Man and the Sea. 1.2432 0.04354 148 119 22 7
986 Come on, you're not even trying. Push harder. 1.2432 0.04137 148 117 26 5
987 For some reason I thought becoming a land mammal would be a lot harder. 1.2432 0.03909 148 115 30 3
988 Uber for Dan? 1.2432 0.04458 148 120 20 8
989 Please stop tickling me. 1.2416 0.04328 149 120 22 7
990 Don't worry, I've got you covered. 1.2416 0.04328 149 120 22 7
991 Sorry! My Mom TOLD me "don't swim and text!" 1.2416 0.04431 149 121 20 8
992 Get...off...my...beach 1.2414 0.04297 145 116 23 6
993 I came as soon as I got your message! 1.2414 0.04297 145 116 23 6
994 Wait, did you say "breach" or "beach?" Because I did both... 1.2414 0.04297 145 116 23 6
995 So sorry! My navigation system clearly indicated this was a "deserted rest stop". 1.2414 0.04297 145 116 23 6
996 Scratch a little to the left... down a bit... ahhh, that's the spot! 1.2414 0.04619 145 119 17 9
997 I shall hug him and kiss him and smother him with love, and I shall call him George. 1.2414 0.04407 145 117 21 7
998 Would you call this beached or marooned? 1.2414 0.04297 145 116 23 6
999 Call me Fish Meal. 1.2414 0.04407 145 117 21 7
1000 But, AirBnBeached.com confirmed my reservation months ago. 1.2414 0.04514 145 118 19 8
1001 It looked so easy in Free Willy. 1.2414 0.04514 145 118 19 8
1002 Inside, Jonah ... inside! 1.2414 0.04297 145 116 23 6
1003 Does this seem awkward to you? 1.2414 0.04184 145 115 25 5
1004 I am a mammal. It is time to stop living a lie. 1.2414 0.04184 145 115 25 5
1005 Uncle! I said UNCLE!! 1.2414 0.04407 145 117 21 7
1006 A little to the left. 1.2414 0.04184 145 115 25 5
1007 Look, Ahab, you have been chasing me for an eternity, right? So I gave in and you still complain! 1.2414 0.04619 145 119 17 9
1008 You looked taller in your profile picture. 1.2414 0.04407 145 117 21 7
1009 Willy made it look so easy 1.2414 0.04068 145 114 27 4
1010 Could you check the oil while you're down there? 1.2414 0.04297 145 116 23 6
1011 Fine, I get it. You don't have to call me Ishmael. 1.2414 0.04514 145 118 19 8
1012 Sperm whale ejaculates seaman on Isle of Man! 1.2414 0.04619 145 119 17 9
1013 Did you call for help? 1.2414 0.04407 145 117 21 7
1014 Mr. Attenborough, I'm a huge fan! 1.2414 0.04184 145 115 25 5
1015 Sorry, I would have cleared the island in my SeaWorld days. 1.2414 0.04514 145 118 19 8
1016 Just received your S.O.S. How can I be of service? 1.2414 0.04184 145 115 25 5
1017 It's because you never called me, Ishmael. 1.2414 0.04619 145 119 17 9
1018 And then she left me for a real blow-hard. 1.2414 0.04184 145 115 25 5
1019 Casey regretted choosing Moby Dick as the one thing to bring with him to a desert island. 1.2414 0.04514 145 118 19 8
1020 Did I clear the tree? 1.2414 0.04184 145 115 25 5
1021 Of all the islands in all the oceans in all the world, she plops onto mine. 1.2414 0.04514 145 118 19 8
1022 Suddenly, Eugene Krill's luck went from bad to worse. 1.2414 0.04407 145 117 21 7
1023 It was funny the first time.....I'm not going to keep guessing who you are. 1.2414 0.04184 145 115 25 5
1024 No man is an island, or something like that. 1.2414 0.04514 145 118 19 8
1025 Sorry, pal. Sometimes life really IS a beach. 1.2414 0.04619 145 119 17 9
1026 Sorry about that. I hear you're an endangered species too. 1.2414 0.04068 145 114 27 4
1027 I knew the GPS was wrong 1.2414 0.04184 145 115 25 5
1028 Well l don't like it any better than you do. 1.2414 0.04184 145 115 25 5
1029 Sorry, about that. I thought you were waving a treat. 1.2414 0.04297 145 116 23 6
1030 Oooh yes! thats the spot. Now scratch a little lower down. 1.2414 0.04297 145 116 23 6
1031 Ahab, we're going to need a bigger island. 1.2414 0.04619 145 119 17 9
1032 You've been served. 1.2414 0.04297 145 116 23 6
1033 I should've said "I'm so hungry I could eat a life-raft." 1.2414 0.04407 145 117 21 7
1034 Your shocks look fine...I don't know what the problem is. 1.2414 0.04619 145 119 17 9
1035 Was that good for you too? 1.2414 0.04619 145 119 17 9
1036 There once was a man in Nantuckett... 1.2414 0.04407 145 117 21 7
1037 Almost there. Scratch a little lower. 1.2414 0.03948 145 113 29 3
1038 You're right. I'll take the bottom bunk next time. 1.2414 0.04068 145 114 27 4
1039 Sorry. I got distracted playing Pokemon Go. 1.2414 0.04297 145 116 23 6
1040 I'm afraid I can't see you any more. 1.2414 0.04407 145 117 21 7
1041 I'm sorry. Were you here first? 1.2414 0.04068 145 114 27 4
1042 Best two out of three? 1.2414 0.04184 145 115 25 5
1043 Uber arriving for Jonah! 1.2414 0.04297 145 116 23 6
1044 Oh no, not again. 1.2414 0.04297 145 116 23 6
1045 A perfect 10! Stuck that landing! 1.2414 0.04184 145 115 25 5
1046 It was either this or Mar-a-Lago. 1.2397 0.04159 146 116 25 5
1047 Maybe playing 'Twister' wasn't the best way to pass the time. 1.2397 0.04271 146 117 23 6
1048 Would it help if I sing? 1.2397 0.04380 146 118 21 7
1049 The unwritten ending of Moby Dick 1.2397 0.04380 146 118 21 7
1050 Not again! 1.2397 0.04380 146 118 21 7
1051 Didn't you work at Sea World? 1.2397 0.04159 146 116 25 5
1052 You look different than your profile picture. 1.2397 0.04043 146 115 27 4
1053 Sorry. I've been drinking all day. 1.2381 0.04562 147 121 17 9
1054 Didn't you know that yelling 'Thar she blows!' was offensive? 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1055 You look different than your Facebook photo. 1.2381 0.04562 147 121 17 9
1056 If you meant the book, you should have said, "the book." 1.2361 0.04406 144 117 20 7
1057 Of all the palm trees on all the isles in all the world, she flops onto mine. 1.2361 0.04406 144 117 20 7
1058 We've reached the moment when I throw you back. 1.2361 0.04180 144 115 24 5
1059 Larry first attempt at whale watching was momentarily successful. 1.2361 0.04406 144 117 20 7
1060 I'm Jonah! You're supposed to swallow me, not crush me. 1.2361 0.04827 144 121 12 11
1061 Bad luck comes in threes. One more to go. 1.2361 0.04406 144 117 20 7
1062 Degree of difficulty? Who cares? I crushed it! 1.2361 0.04180 144 115 24 5
1063 You can call me Mr. Dick. 1.2361 0.04725 144 120 14 10
1064 The GOP in 2016 (metaphorically speaking). 1.2361 0.04406 144 117 20 7
1065 Death's a beach, as well. 1.2361 0.04515 144 118 18 8
1066 It's funny, they also make me buy two seats on the plane. 1.2361 0.04515 144 118 18 8
1067 Well, the jump had a high degree of difficulty. My execution, however, could have been better. 1.2361 0.04180 144 115 24 5
1068 He's the 7th. stunt man we've used for this scene. 1.2361 0.04515 144 118 18 8
1069 Some odds, eh? 1.2361 0.04406 144 117 20 7
1070 Jonah, you OK? 1.2361 0.04515 144 118 18 8
1071 Simply proving that no man is an island. 1.2361 0.04406 144 117 20 7
1072 "This is for my harpooned ancestors, pal. 1.2361 0.04180 144 115 24 5
1073 Could you give me a little push, here. 1.2361 0.04294 144 116 22 6
1074 Thank You for donating to "Save The Whales". 1.2361 0.04294 144 116 22 6
1075 Does this island have wifi? My sonar is clearly broken. 1.2361 0.04406 144 117 20 7
1076 Of all the sandbars in all the oceans in all the world, she flops into mine. 1.2361 0.04294 144 116 22 6
1077 Why would you wish for a whale? 1.2361 0.04515 144 118 18 8
1078 Botched reenactment of an Old Testament story. 1.2361 0.04294 144 116 22 6
1079 Life's a beach and then... 1.2361 0.04180 144 115 24 5
1080 You're no Jonah. 1.2361 0.04406 144 117 20 7
1081 OK, I'm good now. You? 1.2361 0.04621 144 119 16 9
1082 Who ordered the fish? 1.2345 0.04486 145 119 18 8
1083 You would have seen me coming if you hadn't been texting... 1.2345 0.04154 145 116 24 5
1084 SAFE on Third!!! 1.2345 0.04695 145 121 14 10
1085 George regretted his desperate wish for company, any company........ 1.2345 0.04037 145 115 26 4
1086 Alright, already. I said, 'I give.' 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1087 Hey, at least you're not getting a sun burn. 1.2324 0.04652 142 118 15 9
1088 I'm with the search party. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1089 Sorry! You know White whales can't jump. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1090 This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but an hors d'oeuvre. 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
1091 I can't swim... 1.2324 0.04543 142 117 17 8
1092 My bad, this used to be Newfoundland before global warming. 1.2324 0.04543 142 117 17 8
1093 You're hogging the shade. 1.2324 0.04432 142 116 19 7
1094 Ok, now get my back. 1.2324 0.04652 142 118 15 9
1095 Dick. 1.2324 0.04432 142 116 19 7
1096 Lower -- and a little to the left, please. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1097 A little to the left, a little higher - it's driving me nuts! 1.2324 0.04432 142 116 19 7
1098 My horoscope did say I'd find a mysterious man on an exotic island. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1099 Possession is nine tenths of the law. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1100 oh fuck 1.2324 0.04758 142 119 13 10
1101 I guess we should have gone to my place. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1102 Sorry, but this island isn't big enough for both of us. 1.2324 0.04543 142 117 17 8
1103 no worries, I've got you covered 1.2324 0.04543 142 117 17 8
1104 Excuse me. I was playing Pokemon Go. 1.2324 0.04432 142 116 19 7
1105 You can call me Wilson. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1106 Well, blow me over! 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
1107 Ready to say uncle yet, Crusoe? 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1108 Look, we're going to have to work together if we're going to get off this thing. 1.2324 0.04543 142 117 17 8
1109 Thar she blo . . . 1.2324 0.04432 142 116 19 7
1110 No worries! I've got your back. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1111 You're sleeping on my half - move over! 1.2324 0.04652 142 118 15 9
1112 Hey, relax, things like this make news. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1113 I said a hammock couldn’t take both of us. 1.2324 0.04432 142 116 19 7
1114 No, a little to the left. Ahh, that's better. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1115 On second thought, I'd rather be marooned alone. 1.2324 0.04758 142 119 13 10
1116 And then she says, ‘I don’t love you anymore,’ so I decided to beach myself. 1.2324 0.04543 142 117 17 8
1117 Yea, right there, scratch a little harder. Ahhhh. 1.2324 0.04758 142 119 13 10
1118 OK, OK, Uncle! 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1119 Contrary to popular lore, Jonah tried several alternatives before deciding to take up residence in the whale. 1.2324 0.04432 142 116 19 7
1120 So that's a Moby Dick! 1.2324 0.04652 142 118 15 9
1121 Can I go back to the unbearable weight of loneliness? 1.2324 0.04432 142 116 19 7
1122 Stupid whale song ringtone. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1123 John simply could not catch a break. 1.2324 0.04652 142 118 15 9
1124 Sorry. That was a breach of etiquette. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1125 "You've got whale! 1.2324 0.04543 142 117 17 8
1126 A little to the left...a little more...ahh yes, right there! 1.2324 0.04432 142 116 19 7
1127 I thought you were going to catch me. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1128 Does this island make me look like a beached whale? 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1129 I'm sorry Dave, I really thought I could make it. 1.2324 0.04652 142 118 15 9
1130 My bad. I thought I could make it over the tree. 1.2324 0.04432 142 116 19 7
1131 I'm trying to keep kosher, and I assumed, a name like Jonah.. 1.2324 0.04432 142 116 19 7
1132 Told'ya I was a killer whale! 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1133 With all the islands in all the oceans, you had to beach yourself here?! 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1134 I am seeking political asylum. Those Japanese are going to kill me. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1135 Yeah, I see the problem, you need a new driveshaft. 1.2324 0.04543 142 117 17 8
1136 The ONE time I try to 'jump the shark'. 1.2308 0.04174 143 115 23 5
1137 This ... isn't ... how ... brochure ... described ... island ... hopping. 1.2308 0.03931 143 113 27 3
1138 Global warming, am I right? 1.2308 0.04291 143 116 21 6
1139 Nobody gets away, Ish, nobody. 1.2308 0.04291 143 116 21 6
1140 No whale is an island, damn it! 1.2308 0.04291 143 116 21 6
1141 I don't understand, I carried you on my back for miles. 1.2308 0.04291 143 116 21 6
1142 Just my luck. A lifetime supply of whale oil and no lamp to use it in. 1.2308 0.04404 143 117 19 7
1143 paradise lost 1.2308 0.04404 143 117 19 7
1144 Maybe if you just hold the reward out to your side next time 1.2308 0.04622 143 119 15 9
1145 When you waved, I thought you were inviting me over. 1.2308 0.04291 143 116 21 6
1146 That's for Shamu. 1.2308 0.04514 143 118 17 8
1147 Ooh, that's good...now, just a little to the left. 1.2308 0.03931 143 113 27 3
1148 I heard you call for help. 1.2308 0.04404 143 117 19 7
1149 I heard your cry for help. 1.2308 0.03931 143 113 27 3
1150 Needs salt. 1.2308 0.04728 143 120 13 10
1151 Marco? ... Marco? 1.2304 0.03409 217 175 34 8
1152 I don't like being stranded either. 1.2292 0.04376 144 118 19 7
1153 Look, I don't like this anymore than you do. 1.2270 0.03946 141 112 26 3
1154 Hold still and I'll have this tooth filled in no time. 1.2270 0.04543 141 117 16 8
1155 Wow! I'm a tree hugger, too! 1.2270 0.04072 141 113 24 4
1156 I have a whalegram for a Mr. Ishmael.. 1.2270 0.03946 141 112 26 3
1157 I told you a lap dance was a bad idea. 1.2270 0.04314 141 115 20 6
1158 What? I can't hear you…. 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
1159 Oil change? 1.2270 0.04653 141 118 14 9
1160 What? I'm big boned! 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
1161 Of all the islands in the world... 1.2270 0.04314 141 115 20 6
1162 That's it for me with island hopping. 1.2270 0.04430 141 116 18 7
1163 Everest, 2046 1.2270 0.04430 141 116 18 7
1164 That was fantastic! Was it as good for you? 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
1165 I'm a palm reader. Yours has a short life-line. 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
1166 That feels great! Now, scratch a little higher and to the left, under the fin. 1.2270 0.04072 141 113 24 4
1167 Just my luck. I beached myself on a totally deserted island. 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
1168 Next time you'll be more careful when you wish for sun block. 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
1169 Ahab! You never write, you never call. 1.2270 0.04543 141 117 16 8
1170 You mean sperm whales can't celebrate Hump Day? 1.2270 0.04543 141 117 16 8
1171 I am so glad I found your message in the bottle. I've been sooooo lonely too. 1.2270 0.04314 141 115 20 6
1172 Don't be a dick Moby get off of me. 1.2270 0.04430 141 116 18 7
1173 I...I think I saw a shark. 1.2270 0.04430 141 116 18 7
1174 Who's a dick NOW?! 1.2270 0.04543 141 117 16 8
1175 Sorry, you just looked so much like Ahab. 1.2270 0.04430 141 116 18 7
1176 I found your message and swam over as quickly as I could. 1.2270 0.04653 141 118 14 9
1177 My name isn't Ahab. 1.2270 0.04314 141 115 20 6
1178 He's Not Heavy. He's My Brother. 1.2270 0.04314 141 115 20 6
1179 OKRA NOT ORCA!! 1.2270 0.04653 141 118 14 9
1180 Consider yourself saved. 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
1181 It used to just be Moby... But, um... well, I keep doing stuff like this. 1.2270 0.04969 141 121 8 12
1182 Call me crazy, but I thought this was what you wanted. 1.2270 0.04072 141 113 24 4
1183 I still don't understand why you picked me as one of your three items 1.2270 0.04072 141 113 24 4
1184 Can you scooch just a bit to your left? YOUR left. 1.2270 0.04543 141 117 16 8
1185 Sorry, I really thought I could make it over this. 1.2270 0.04072 141 113 24 4
1186 Wilson? 1.2270 0.04430 141 116 18 7
1187 Oh good...just us mammals. 1.2270 0.04543 141 117 16 8
1188 In my mind, I was going to sail right over it. 1.2270 0.04314 141 115 20 6
1189 He's stuck between an orca and a hard place. 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
1190 I promised to always breach across the isle. 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
1191 My name was Ishmael. 1.2270 0.04314 141 115 20 6
1192 I know why the beached whale sings 1.2270 0.04430 141 116 18 7
1193 Against all odds two lonely souls find each other 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
1194 And the Lord caused a great fish to swallow up Jonah; which did not work precisely as the Lord had planned. 1.2270 0.04430 141 116 18 7
1195 I don't understand. I trained with Dr. Heimlich himself. 1.2270 0.04314 141 115 20 6
1196 I'm a cuddler 1.2270 0.04314 141 115 20 6
1197 shit man, my bad 1.2270 0.04761 141 119 12 10
1198 Shamu made it look so easy. 1.2270 0.04072 141 113 24 4
1199 To be fair, though, you were supposed to be watching for whales. 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
1200 Sorry! I'm hungry and I thought you said "KELP"! 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
1201 This island isn't big enough for two of us 1.2270 0.04314 141 115 20 6
1202 At least you're not lonely anymore. 1.2270 0.04430 141 116 18 7
1203 I said a little company would be nice. 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
1204 Oh, thank God! Someone to talk to! 1.2270 0.04314 141 115 20 6
1205 I must be getting older...I used to be able to jump this island with ease! 1.2270 0.04072 141 113 24 4
1206 I'm a lap whale. 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
1207 I can't control my blubbering. 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
1208 . . . and to complicate matters, my feet are getting sunburned . . . 1.2270 0.04430 141 116 18 7
1209 It's okay, I know CPR. 1.2254 0.04514 142 118 16 8
1210 Gotcha, Ishmael. Game over. 1.2254 0.04401 142 117 18 7
1211 You said "Drop in any time." 1.2254 0.04168 142 115 22 5
1212 Just an oil change, please 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
1213 Of all the beaches on all the islands in all the world, she flops onto mine. 1.2230 0.04215 139 113 21 5
1214 I always come on too strong! 1.2230 0.04090 139 112 23 4
1215 #whalefail 1.2230 0.04684 139 117 13 9
1216 Sorry ... Global Warming 1.2230 0.04215 139 113 21 5
1217 I know I'm a whale! What's your point? 1.2230 0.04090 139 112 23 4
1218 Never teach a whale to play fetch. 1.2230 0.04337 139 114 19 6
1219 Moby Dick being a dick 1.2230 0.04684 139 117 13 9
1220 Hey look, a ship! 1.2230 0.04090 139 112 23 4
1221 Of course, now I see it's a tree, but let's be honest here, it looked like you were spouting right at me. 1.2230 0.04456 139 115 17 7
1222 Bob, I just want you to know that you're my best friend... Bob?... 1.2230 0.04456 139 115 17 7
1223 Just a myth, huh? 1.2230 0.04090 139 112 23 4
1224 Ahab? I'm home! 1.2230 0.04456 139 115 17 7
1225 I come in for just a fin rotation you guys always find something else wrong... 1.2230 0.04571 139 116 15 8
1226 Hand me the wrench 1.2230 0.04337 139 114 19 6
1227 Now do you believe me? No man is an island. 1.2230 0.04571 139 116 15 8
1228 Did you call Uber? 1.2230 0.04337 139 114 19 6
1229 You do a great whale call. 1.2230 0.04215 139 113 21 5
1230 I'm happy to see you too, Moby, but don't overdo it. 1.2230 0.04337 139 114 19 6
1231 Hey, buddy. I'm stuck. Could you push me back into the water? 1.2230 0.03826 139 110 27 2
1232 Okay, wiseguy, who's a Moby Dick now? 1.2230 0.04456 139 115 17 7
1233 Hey down there, do you know the words to "Don't Worry, Be Happy? 1.2230 0.04337 139 114 19 6
1234 Maybe being a lap whale isn't such a good idea... 1.2230 0.04456 139 115 17 7
1235 Sorry, Ahab, you can run, but you can't hide! 1.2230 0.04337 139 114 19 6
1236 I am looking for an agent. I have this idea for the great American novel. 1.2230 0.04215 139 113 21 5
1237 I swear I saw a shark fin. 1.2230 0.04337 139 114 19 6
1238 Perhaps a dolphin would be a better pet. 1.2230 0.04456 139 115 17 7
1239 A 25000' dive without a parachute and I land here! 1.2230 0.04456 139 115 17 7
1240 That's pretty much how they do it at Sea World, I think. 1.2230 0.04337 139 114 19 6
1241 I warned you about playing that same CD again. 1.2230 0.04337 139 114 19 6
1242 I should've just befriended a volleyball. 1.2230 0.04337 139 114 19 6
1243 Ok, that's good, now just a little to the right... 1.2230 0.04684 139 117 13 9
1244 I just couldn't take another minute of your singing '... a three hour tour'! 1.2230 0.04684 139 117 13 9
1245 Let me know when you're ready to take a selfie. 1.2230 0.04456 139 115 17 7
1246 Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she swims into mine. 1.2230 0.04090 139 112 23 4
1247 Could you get my back too? 1.2230 0.04090 139 112 23 4
1248 Because I can. Why are you here? 1.2230 0.04090 139 112 23 4
1249 As "Free Willie" aged, his leaping suffered. 1.2230 0.04571 139 116 15 8
1250 It's not great for me either. 1.2230 0.04090 139 112 23 4
1251 Of all the islands in all the seas in all of the world... 1.2230 0.04456 139 115 17 7
1252 Sorry, Siri said to make a slight right turn. 1.2230 0.04090 139 112 23 4
1253 Was it good for you? 1.2230 0.04337 139 114 19 6
1254 I'm beached. YOU'RE supposed to be helping ME. 1.2230 0.04456 139 115 17 7
1255 Wow, the audiobook really makes the story come alive. 1.2230 0.04571 139 116 15 8
1256 I never should have yelled, "Here boy!" 1.2230 0.04337 139 114 19 6
1257 At least I'm more interesting to talk to than a volleyball. 1.2230 0.03688 139 109 29 1
1258 Of all the deserted islands in all the oceans in all the world, she washes up on mine. 1.2230 0.04571 139 116 15 8
1259 Perhaps he should have chosen more carefully when answering the age old question, "What one book would you bring if marooned on a desert island for the rest of your life?" 1.2230 0.04090 139 112 23 4
1260 Come on Mobey!!!! Don't be a dick. 1.2230 0.04684 139 117 13 9
1261 I'm glad you adopted me as a baby but I think it's time I left home. 1.2230 0.04215 139 113 21 5
1262 Of all the islands in all the oceans in all the world, she lands on mine. 1.2230 0.03960 139 111 25 3
1263 Sorry, but when you get beached on a tiny island, stuff happens. 1.2230 0.04215 139 113 21 5
1264 Well, thanks a lot for praying you wouldn't die alone. 1.2230 0.04337 139 114 19 6
1265 All's well that ends whale. 1.2230 0.04337 139 114 19 6
1266 Sorry, the "pod"cast said this was a deserted island. 1.2230 0.04337 139 114 19 6
1267 Sorry, is this beach taken? 1.2230 0.04215 139 113 21 5
1268 that's the spot - keep scratching just there! 1.2230 0.04337 139 114 19 6
1269 Sorry... It's Shark Week. 1.2230 0.04571 139 116 15 8
1270 Easy bro, we're all mammals here. 1.2230 0.04215 139 113 21 5
1271 Don't worry, I only eat plankton. 1.2230 0.04456 139 115 17 7
1272 I'm pretty sure I can make it all the way across next time if you hold the hoop a little higher. 1.2230 0.04456 139 115 17 7
1273 Who says I can't have a crush on a man? 1.2230 0.04215 139 113 21 5
1274 I don't care that you were here first. 1.2230 0.04090 139 112 23 4
1275 Cannnnnonballlll! 1.2230 0.04090 139 112 23 4
1276 Are you my mother? 1.2230 0.04456 139 115 17 7
1277 Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse... 1.2230 0.04456 139 115 17 7
1278 You mean your name is NOT Ahab? 1.2230 0.04456 139 115 17 7
1279 I have to say, I expected more of a squishing sound. 1.2230 0.04456 139 115 17 7
1280 At the count of 3, you lift and I'll start pushing with my tail. 1.2230 0.04215 139 113 21 5
1281 Well, pardon me for spawning. 1.2230 0.04090 139 112 23 4
1282 Excuse me sir. I saw the listing first. 1.2230 0.04337 139 114 19 6
1283 This Pokemon Go app is questionable at best. 1.2230 0.04215 139 113 21 5
1284 White whale privilege. 1.2230 0.04337 139 114 19 6
1285 You're going to need a bigger cracker. 1.2222 0.04116 144 117 22 5
1286 When I said I wanted to bring Moby Dick to my desert island, I didn't mean it literally. 1.2214 0.04309 140 115 19 6
1287 You? How do you think I feel-it looked way bigger online. 1.2214 0.04653 140 118 13 9
1288 Migrating is so exhausting. 1.2214 0.04064 140 113 23 4
1289 At least I no longer need sunscreen. 1.2190 0.03837 137 109 26 2
1290 I must say, the garnish is a very nice touch. 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
1291 I thought I ordered the shrimp 1.2190 0.04361 137 113 18 6
1292 Oh wow ... Like, I was really drunk last night, so whatever happened after the ... Hello? ... 1.2190 0.04361 137 113 18 6
1293 Unfortunately the whale had a crush on Jonah 1.2190 0.04107 137 111 22 4
1294 Sorry about Wilson. 1.2190 0.04482 137 114 16 7
1295 Sorry dear. The island looked so much bigger on Airbnb. 1.2190 0.04482 137 114 16 7
1296 Tag! 1.2190 0.03974 137 110 24 3
1297 A little to the left...ahhh, that's the ticket. 1.2190 0.04107 137 111 22 4
1298 Gotcha Ishmael. 1.2190 0.04600 137 115 14 8
1299 ' It's Global warming, if the water rises abit i'll be on my way.' 1.2190 0.03974 137 110 24 3
1300 Do you want to be on top instead? 1.2190 0.04600 137 115 14 8
1301 Is this helping? This isnt helping, is it? 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
1302 I came to save you. 1.2190 0.04600 137 115 14 8
1303 I don't want to go back to Orlando! 1.2190 0.04361 137 113 18 6
1304 Well I wouldn't have wished for this either. 1.2190 0.04361 137 113 18 6
1305 This is why I can't have nice things. 1.2190 0.04361 137 113 18 6
1306 I hope that guy wasn't a marine biologist. 1.2190 0.04107 137 111 22 4
1307 Promise you'll never leave me! 1.2190 0.04361 137 113 18 6
1308 Just my luck! A beached human. 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
1309 Sorry. You looked like you needed a hug. 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
1310 He ain't heavy, he's my Whale. 1.2190 0.04600 137 115 14 8
1311 Um. Could you give me a little push. 1.2190 0.04107 137 111 22 4
1312 Well, you've been whining about having no company... 1.2190 0.03837 137 109 26 2
1313 My cousin at Sea World says he gets a fish treat after each jump. 1.2190 0.04361 137 113 18 6
1314 I thanked God for saving me and just asked for more shade. 1.2190 0.04482 137 114 16 7
1315 LOOK, IT'S A--- Mmmmmmmphhh! 1.2190 0.04361 137 113 18 6
1316 I swear something just touched me in the water! 1.2190 0.04600 137 115 14 8
1317 Whale, I didn't see that coming. 1.2190 0.04482 137 114 16 7
1318 What a fluke this is! 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
1319 And to think I moved here to escape the crushing weight of my middle-class responsibilities. 1.2190 0.04482 137 114 16 7
1320 What are the odds? You won the lotto, got ship wrecked, and now this. 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
1321 If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with. 1.2190 0.03974 137 110 24 3
1322 Could you swim 10,000 miles without a break? 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
1323 Do you ever wish you could just get out from under all the pressure? 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
1324 That's for Tilikum and Shamu! 1.2190 0.04361 137 113 18 6
1325 Just be still, almost done with the root canal. 1.2190 0.04482 137 114 16 7
1326 Yo Ahab! Tag! You're it. 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
1327 A little more to the left 1.2190 0.03837 137 109 26 2
1328 Take THIS story back to your publisher! 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
1329 Sorry, Willy made it look easy. 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
1330 SeaWorld said they only wanted killer whales. 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
1331 Island food doesn't always agree with me. 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
1332 Amazon delivery! Here's the copy you ordered of Moby Dick. 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
1333 Dear Diary...Day 1. Call me Ish... 1.2190 0.04600 137 115 14 8
1334 Ishmael? Is that you? 1.2190 0.04600 137 115 14 8
1335 Who said,"no man is an island"? 1.2190 0.04361 137 113 18 6
1336 I got your note in a bottlel 1.2190 0.04482 137 114 16 7
1337 Gotcha, Pokémon Crusoe ! 1.2190 0.04361 137 113 18 6
1338 Nailed It!!! 1.2190 0.03974 137 110 24 3
1339 Sorry, I thought your island was a female whale. 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
1340 You know this island makes you look fat, right? 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
1341 It was thundering and lightning! I had to get out of the water! 1.2190 0.04107 137 111 22 4
1342 Please don't tell the rest of my pod. 1.2190 0.03974 137 110 24 3
1343 Well it was YOUR idea to play Marco Polo...... 1.2190 0.04107 137 111 22 4
1344 Did you find any Pokemon here? 1.2190 0.04361 137 113 18 6
1345 Wrong bait. 1.2190 0.04482 137 114 16 7
1346 when I said my 'one thing' would be Moby Dick I meant a copy of the book 1.2190 0.04361 137 113 18 6
1347 Looking for love in all the wrong places. 1.2190 0.04361 137 113 18 6
1348 How about this for whale watching? 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
1349 turn me over, im done on this side. 1.2190 0.04600 137 115 14 8
1350 And me without any tartar sauce. 1.2174 0.04080 138 112 22 4
1351 This Island is not big enought for the two of us. 1.2174 0.04332 138 114 18 6
1352 Scratch a little to the left, please. 1.2174 0.04332 138 114 18 6
1353 I just think we need space. 1.2174 0.03812 138 110 26 2
1354 Of all the islands, in all the oceans, in all the world, I flop onto yours. 1.2174 0.04080 138 112 22 4
1355 Hey, I'm a tree-hugger, too! 1.2174 0.04080 138 112 22 4
1356 Call me Ish. 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
1357 That's the last time I'll have to hear 'thar she blows'! 1.2174 0.04570 138 116 14 8
1358 You also bought into this tropical retreat timeshare? 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
1359 Sadly, Moby's attempt to show affection, failed again. 1.2174 0.04080 138 112 22 4
1360 Why won't you hump back? 1.2174 0.04332 138 114 18 6
1361 I know you're having trouble breathing. Think how I feel! 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
1362 Jonah, your Uber driver is here. 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
1363 My apologies...but I've decided to evolve, and I'm on a very tight schedule. 1.2174 0.04332 138 114 18 6
1364 With all the islands, in all the oceans, you had to beach on mine. 1.2174 0.04570 138 116 14 8
1365 Sometimes you just feel a relationship isn't working out. 1.2174 0.04332 138 114 18 6
1366 Careful -- there's a shark out there! 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
1367 I found him! 1.2174 0.04332 138 114 18 6
1368 You're such a good listener. 1.2174 0.04452 138 115 16 7
1369 I thought you said you just needed a hug. 1.2174 0.04684 138 117 12 9
1370 Sorry about that. It looked easy when Willy did it. 1.2174 0.04080 138 112 22 4
1371 Looks Like your leaking oil. 1.2174 0.04332 138 114 18 6
1372 Nobody calls me a Dick. 1.2174 0.04684 138 117 12 9
1373 Oh Ahab, how I've missed you. 1.2174 0.04452 138 115 16 7
1374 It looked a lot easier when Willy did it. 1.2174 0.04332 138 114 18 6
1375 Nice to meet you, Ishmael. Call me Dick. 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
1376 Why whale speed bumps don't work. 1.2174 0.04332 138 114 18 6
1377 Man, I got some bad krill. 1.2174 0.04080 138 112 22 4
1378 You were wishing for a big cold ale? 1.2174 0.04684 138 117 12 9
1379 It’s Moby Richard you annoying little twit. 1.2174 0.04332 138 114 18 6
1380 For an extra fifty bucks I can change out the filter too. 1.2174 0.04452 138 115 16 7
1381 I think I caught something. 1.2174 0.04684 138 117 12 9
1382 These speed bumps are killing me! 1.2174 0.04452 138 115 16 7
1383 Long time no sea...Ishmael. 1.2174 0.04684 138 117 12 9
1384 Sorry. When you gotta beach, you gotta beach. 1.2174 0.04332 138 114 18 6
1385 Oh I feel like such a klutz. 1.2174 0.04570 138 116 14 8
1386 Believe it or not, I'm insured for this. 1.2174 0.03949 138 111 24 3
1387 Shark for Pete's sake, it's jump the SHARK 1.2174 0.04080 138 112 22 4
1388 Who looks like a beached whale now, huh? 1.2174 0.04332 138 114 18 6
1389 Just like old times, eh, Ahab? 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
1390 I should have looked before I breached. 1.2174 0.04332 138 114 18 6
1391 Let's just sing duets. The dance routine isn't working. 1.2174 0.04684 138 117 12 9
1392 You didn't upgrade to Windows 10. I'm here to inquire why. 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
1393 With global warming, I'll be covered in water again in no time. 1.2174 0.04332 138 114 18 6
1394 I'm so sorry. From a distance your island resembled a sperm whale I dated near the Azore's. 1.2174 0.04080 138 112 22 4
1395 I knew I'd find you someday, Ishmael! 1.2174 0.04332 138 114 18 6
1396 {Moby Dick Epilogue} And the great whale, overcome with guilt, failed miserably in a final act of contrition. 1.2174 0.04080 138 112 22 4
1397 Relax! I have you covered. 1.2174 0.04452 138 115 16 7
1398 I told you no Moby Dick jokes. 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
1399 Finally—No Man is an Island. 1.2174 0.04332 138 114 18 6
1400 And stop calling me Ishmael! 1.2174 0.04332 138 114 18 6
1401 Thank you for letting me vent. 1.2174 0.04332 138 114 18 6
1402 You win, I can't do the "Free Willy" jump. 1.2174 0.04452 138 115 16 7
1403 Sorry, you looked like my trainer from Sea World. 1.2174 0.04452 138 115 16 7
1404 Are you beached, too? 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
1405 Call me Smooshmael. 1.2174 0.04905 138 119 8 11
1406 Hmm, I swear I saw somebody waving! 1.2174 0.03671 138 109 28 1
1407 Relax, I'm certified in C.P.R. 1.2174 0.04332 138 114 18 6
1408 What kind of name is Ishmael, anyway? 1.2174 0.03949 138 111 24 3
1409 I saw a shark! 1.2174 0.04080 138 112 22 4
1410 Ok, that's good....now just behind my left ear. 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
1411 Oh no! Just when I thought he was about to vote me off the island! 1.2132 0.04355 136 113 17 6
1412 You looked like you could use some company. 1.2132 0.04598 136 115 13 8
1413 So Noah, here's the deal. 1.2132 0.04355 136 113 17 6
1414 Hey, you're the one who wanted to play Twister! 1.2132 0.04355 136 113 17 6
1415 Call me Ishwhale. 1.2132 0.04829 136 117 9 10
1416 Enough with the overwrought symbolisn already.Sometimes you just just get smashed by a white whale 1.2132 0.04478 136 114 15 7
1417 It's called 'eminent domain.' I learned about it from Donald Trump. 1.2132 0.04228 136 112 19 5
1418 So that was a tsunami. 1.2132 0.04097 136 111 21 4
1419 ...sorry, I was chasing a Pokemon 1.2132 0.04478 136 114 15 7
1420 Kansas, 2084 1.2132 0.04355 136 113 17 6
1421 Those sharks on Waterbnb must have double-booked us. 1.2132 0.04228 136 112 19 5
1422 Missed it by that much. 1.2132 0.04355 136 113 17 6
1423 Well, here's another fine mess you've gotten me into, Ahab. 1.2132 0.04478 136 114 15 7
1424 I said, on 'THREE'! 1.2132 0.04097 136 111 21 4
1425 But everyone needs a hug once in a while. 1.2132 0.04478 136 114 15 7
1426 I'm an endangered species. If you have a complaint, take it up with the World Wildlife organization. 1.2132 0.04478 136 114 15 7
1427 I didn't see your name on it. 1.2132 0.04228 136 112 19 5
1428 Breathe through your blow-hole. 1.2132 0.04478 136 114 15 7
1429 Hmm...Willy made it seem so easy. 1.2132 0.04478 136 114 15 7
1430 I land. Get it? 1.2132 0.03962 136 110 23 3
1431 I ordered pizza! 1.2132 0.04598 136 115 13 8
1432 Melville decided to cut the chapter showing Moby's playful side. 1.2132 0.04228 136 112 19 5
1433 Son of a Beach! 1.2132 0.04355 136 113 17 6
1434 I have no freakin idea what the password is! 1.2132 0.04598 136 115 13 8
1435 Note to self: When ordering seafood, never use the drop shipping option. 1.2132 0.04355 136 113 17 6
1436 I could have sworn I left him here... 1.2132 0.03962 136 110 23 3
1437 Sorry, Jonah. But one man's beach is another man's breach. 1.2132 0.04478 136 114 15 7
1438 Now you're really being a dick. 1.2132 0.04829 136 117 9 10
1439 So, you are lost too? 1.2132 0.04097 136 111 21 4
1440 I'm a little less surprised than you. 1.2132 0.04355 136 113 17 6
1441 Sorry dude - Pokemon Go again. 1.2132 0.04355 136 113 17 6
1442 Sorry, you looked like Ishmael. 1.2132 0.04478 136 114 15 7
1443 Moby, don't be a dick; I can't breathe. 1.2132 0.04598 136 115 13 8
1444 Sorry... I thought I saw a shark. 1.2132 0.04228 136 112 19 5
1445 I've never been very good at parking. 1.2132 0.03822 136 109 25 2
1446 I warned you, but you just HAD to crack one more "blowhole" joke, didn't you? 1.2132 0.03822 136 109 25 2
1447 Oh my god! I've killed Kevin Costner! 1.2132 0.04097 136 111 21 4
1448 Of all of the beaches in all of the seas in all of the world she beaches onto mine. 1.2132 0.04478 136 114 15 7
1449 Just stick the message into the bottle and don't worry about how you spelled Cetacea. 1.2132 0.04097 136 111 21 4
1450 The good news is your whale calls from 'Finding Nemo' are spot-on. 1.2132 0.04355 136 113 17 6
1451 My fear of water trumps your social anxiety. 1.2132 0.04228 136 112 19 5
1452 Remember SeaWorld! 1.2117 0.04326 137 114 17 6
1453 Talk about being unlucky, I get beached out here in the middle of nowhere. 1.2117 0.04200 137 113 19 5
1454 We are just going to have to learn to share. 1.2090 0.03974 134 109 22 3
1455 Sorry! I did catch the Pokemon though, if it's of any consolation. 1.2090 0.04627 134 114 12 8
1456 One of us has to go. 1.2090 0.04113 134 110 20 4
1457 Maybe you should go on top. 1.2090 0.04504 134 113 14 7
1458 Mamma told me not to swim and Pokémon Go. 1.2090 0.04627 134 114 12 8
1459 You mean Ish-meal. 1.2090 0.04377 134 112 16 6
1460 This is my first time breaching. 1.2090 0.04113 134 110 20 4
1461 I put on a few pounds after leaving Sea World. 1.2090 0.04247 134 111 18 5
1462 Hey, take a load off! 1.2090 0.04377 134 112 16 6
1463 Well, you DID say you didn't want to spend the rest of your life talking to a volleyball 1.2090 0.04113 134 110 20 4
1464 How Moby got his last name. 1.2090 0.04504 134 113 14 7
1465 What do you mean, you need some space? 1.2090 0.04377 134 112 16 6
1466 Trust me, you'll feel differently about this arrangement at low tide. 1.2090 0.04247 134 111 18 5
1467 I can't get off. I've beached. 1.2090 0.04377 134 112 16 6
1468 What do you mean I have a little something on my chin? 1.2090 0.04377 134 112 16 6
1469 Uncle. Uncle! 1.2090 0.04113 134 110 20 4
1470 Sorry about the palm tree, man. I was texting my cetologist. 1.2090 0.04247 134 111 18 5
1471 Whale hello there. 1.2090 0.04627 134 114 12 8
1472 I feel like the princess on a pea. 1.2090 0.04113 134 110 20 4
1473 Don't you ever have days when you just need a hug? 1.2090 0.03830 134 108 24 2
1474 I'm not happy about this situation either. 1.2090 0.04377 134 112 16 6
1475 Don't worry, they'll never find you. 1.2090 0.04247 134 111 18 5
1476 This is awkward, but I rented the island thru my travel agent last year. 1.2090 0.04377 134 112 16 6
1477 Anyone seen Ishmael? 1.2090 0.04247 134 111 18 5
1478 Oops.......my GPS needs an update 1.2090 0.04113 134 110 20 4
1479 I thought I saw a shark. 1.2090 0.04113 134 110 20 4
1480 Free Billy! 1.2074 0.04348 135 113 16 6
1481 Yeah, I'm gonna have to call you back, you're cutting out. 1.2074 0.04085 135 111 20 4
1482 Ok, ok, I'm no Michael Phelps. 1.2074 0.04085 135 111 20 4
1483 Robinson Crusoe meets Moby Dick. 1.2074 0.04085 135 111 20 4
1484 Excuse me, this island is supposed to be deserted. 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
1485 Sorry about that - do you think you could help roll me back in? 1.2074 0.04085 135 111 20 4
1486 Maybe next time you’ll remember not to call us fish. 1.2074 0.03948 135 110 22 3
1487 When the opportunity finally came, he let nothing stand in the way of his lifelong ambition to be the Big Fish on the small island. 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
1488 Moby sent me. 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
1489 Flip over, you're snoring again. 1.2074 0.04085 135 111 20 4
1490 Who's the mammal now Gary? 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
1491 Sorry! I see now you have both legs. 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
1492 Captain Ahab, I presume. 1.2074 0.03948 135 110 22 3
1493 Thanks, just needed a break. Water's killing me. 1.2074 0.04085 135 111 20 4
1494 You have no idea how lonely I've been 1.2074 0.03948 135 110 22 3
1495 You'll thank me for this when Greenpeace arrives. 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
1496 I just can't quit you, Ahab. 1.2074 0.04348 135 113 16 6
1497 So this is what it's like to whale on somebody. 1.2074 0.04473 135 114 14 7
1498 Dang, something tickles. 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
1499 What sort of Uber driver were you expecting in this neighborhood? 1.2074 0.03805 135 109 24 2
1500 My first wish is to be stranded on a tropical island with a shapely female . . . 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
1501 The whale in the movie made that jump look so easy. 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
1502 Is that you Jonah? 1.2074 0.04348 135 113 16 6
1503 Death's a beach. 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
1504 You looked taller in your profile pic. 1.2074 0.04348 135 113 16 6
1505 I wonder where Jonah went. 1.2074 0.04473 135 114 14 7
1506 Ahab? 1.2074 0.04348 135 113 16 6
1507 SPF 2384 1.2074 0.04595 135 115 12 8
1508 Ishmael, it's Moby! 1.2074 0.04348 135 113 16 6
1509 There, there -- you're not alone. I'm your friend. 1.2074 0.04085 135 111 20 4
1510 So quiet today. Something weighing on your mind? 1.2074 0.03805 135 109 24 2
1511 It looked so easy when Flipper made the jump. 1.2074 0.04085 135 111 20 4
1512 I thought it said *deserted* island. 1.2074 0.04085 135 111 20 4
1513 Mama always said, "Look before you breach!" 1.2059 0.04443 136 115 14 7
1514 Krill me now. 1.2059 0.03922 136 111 22 3
1515 Moby, you're being a real dick right now. 1.2059 0.04318 136 114 16 6
1516 Don't be silly Jonah, I'm a vegetarian... 1.2059 0.04681 136 117 10 9
1517 What a fluke, huh buddy? 1.2059 0.03780 136 110 24 2
1518 My lawyer is calling it 'death by echolocation.' 1.2045 0.04400 132 111 15 6
1519 My parents told me to get out more. 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
1520 Deep within all this blubber is a lapdog yearning to be free. 1.2045 0.04400 132 111 15 6
1521 Sorry, my migration app isn't working. 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
1522 I'm lonely too you know... 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
1523 This is not what I meant by supporting wildlife. 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
1524 Well, this is rather flukish on several levels. 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
1525 Plus, the whale watching is fantastic here. 1.2045 0.04400 132 111 15 6
1526 Anyone here order an Uber? 1.2045 0.04267 132 110 17 5
1527 Sorry, I just had to rest after island hopping all week. 1.2045 0.03685 132 106 25 1
1528 Darn, another breaching accident. My insurance premiums will go through the roof. 1.2045 0.04267 132 110 17 5
1529 You would think the high jump would be just a bit easier in deeper water! 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
1530 Sorry, I thought you said "Squishmael." 1.2045 0.04267 132 110 17 5
1531 Of all the . . . Ahab, is that you?!? 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
1532 An inconvenient truth. 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
1533 No big deal--your ambergris is about 12,000 gallons low. I'll have you out of here in a jiffy. 1.2045 0.04400 132 111 15 6
1534 Sorry. I saw a jellyfish. 1.2045 0.04267 132 110 17 5
1535 Ishmael, Shishmael. Call yourself what you want, but this should put a stop to your endless yarns. 1.2045 0.04267 132 110 17 5
1536 Note to pod: Put not your faith into echoes and sonar! 1.2045 0.04400 132 111 15 6
1537 Crusoe's hopes for rescue are flattened 1.2045 0.04267 132 110 17 5
1538 Well it's not how I planned to spend my vacation either 1.2045 0.03685 132 106 25 1
1539 Maybe no man is an island… 1.2045 0.04267 132 110 17 5
1540 No whale is an island. 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
1541 On the plus side, I'm not a humpback. 1.2045 0.04267 132 110 17 5
1542 I guess I owe you ten bucks; I was sure I could clear it. 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
1543 "Let's have a sleepover!" You said. ""It'll be fun!" You said. 1.2045 0.03986 132 108 21 3
1544 I miss Gary Larson. 1.2045 0.04400 132 111 15 6
1545 I get the feeling you're not going to call me in the city. 1.2045 0.03986 132 108 21 3
1546 This South Beach diet is brutal 1.2045 0.04400 132 111 15 6
1547 Do you mind? You're in my sun. 1.2045 0.03986 132 108 21 3
1548 Sorry, I didn't catch that. 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
1549 So is anyone gonna help me back in? 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
1550 Sorry. If I were a dolphin, I'd have made it. 1.2045 0.04267 132 110 17 5
1551 Survivor: Climate Change Edition 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
1552 Sorry, my bad, I was texting while diving... 1.2045 0.04400 132 111 15 6
1553 Sorry, I just got tired of all the swimming. 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
1554 So much for Match.com! 1.2045 0.04267 132 110 17 5
1555 Stay tuned to see if tickling works! 1.2045 0.04267 132 110 17 5
1556 I said no more desert island cartoons! 1.2045 0.04530 132 112 13 7
1557 That's when pressure to get off the island really increased 1.2045 0.03986 132 108 21 3
1558 Just the oil change, or are we rotating the fins today too? 1.2045 0.04267 132 110 17 5
1559 Maybe you should try the trust fall on me instead. 1.2045 0.04267 132 110 17 5
1560 You've never heard of a lap whale? 1.2045 0.03986 132 108 21 3
1561 Guess I should've taken the bottom bunk. 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
1562 I'm your Uber diver, Moby. 1.2045 0.04267 132 110 17 5
1563 Need a push here. 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
1564 That'll teach him to crap in the ocean. 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
1565 This is not the way it was supposed to end, Jonah. 1.2045 0.04267 132 110 17 5
1566 " I need my space. I need my space. " All you ever do is whine. 1.2045 0.04267 132 110 17 5
1567 Dick was my uncle. I'm Moby Douche. 1.2045 0.04655 132 113 11 8
1568 Do you want the coconut, or not? 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
1569 I said breach, not beach. 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
1570 Awww man. This didn't happen in Free Willy. 1.2045 0.04400 132 111 15 6
1571 And, you think you're having a bad day?! 1.2045 0.04530 132 112 13 7
1572 You're right Joe; the leaves at the top are the most tender. Joe?... 1.2045 0.04778 132 114 9 9
1573 If elected, I'll continue to reach across the isle. 1.2045 0.04400 132 111 15 6
1574 Having a whale of a time! Wish you were here. 1.2045 0.04530 132 112 13 7
1575 What would Queequeg do? 1.2045 0.04267 132 110 17 5
1576 "Marco" "Polo ' ' 1.2045 0.04400 132 111 15 6
1577 Good boy, good boy - now please get off my lap. 1.2045 0.04267 132 110 17 5
1578 I know we're both mammals but come on. 1.2045 0.03986 132 108 21 3
1579 Looks like you're overdue for this oil change. 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
1580 I don't think this relationship is going to work out. 1.2045 0.04530 132 112 13 7
1581 Look, could you make this quick? I've got a boat to ram. 1.2045 0.04400 132 111 15 6
1582 Sorry, when you yelled beach I heard breech... 1.2030 0.04369 133 112 15 6
1583 No whale is an ocean..how about that one buddy. 1.2030 0.04744 133 115 9 9
1584 Once upon a desert isle... The End. 1.2030 0.04498 133 113 13 7
1585 The basic problem with a Moby Dick reunion. 1.2030 0.04237 133 111 17 5
1586 You'll have to go to the mainland to have that checked out. 1.2030 0.04237 133 111 17 5
1587 Up... Up more... A little left... There! AAAHHH... 1.2030 0.04100 133 110 19 4
1588 You did say "Drop in anytime". 1.2030 0.04100 133 110 19 4
1589 On the plus side, you're safe from hearing election news 1.2030 0.04100 133 110 19 4
1590 Are you calling me fat ? I'm on an all plankton diet ! 1.2030 0.04100 133 110 19 4
1591 John prayed for fresh fish. 1.2030 0.04369 133 112 15 6
1592 Maybe it's just me, but I don't see this relationship working for many reasons. 1.2030 0.04237 133 111 17 5
1593 I should have wished for fish and chips instead. 1.2030 0.04237 133 111 17 5
1594 This is not the sun block I ordered. 1.2030 0.04623 133 114 11 8
1595 I thought you were lonely. 1.2030 0.04237 133 111 17 5
1596 So you deny using unlicensed whale songs for your ringtone? 1.2030 0.04369 133 112 15 6
1597 You were supposed to catch me. 1.2030 0.04100 133 110 19 4
1598 Hey buddy, could you give me a push? 1.2030 0.04100 133 110 19 4
1599 #Dear Mom, having a whale of a time! 1.2030 0.04369 133 112 15 6
1600 Island hopping gone awry. 1.2030 0.04237 133 111 17 5
1601 You looked cold. 1.2030 0.04237 133 111 17 5
1602 Yes, I am humping your back... hence the name! 1.2030 0.04237 133 111 17 5
1603 I'm the cautionary whale. 1.2030 0.03959 133 109 21 3
1604 We both seem to be having a bad day. 1.2030 0.03959 133 109 21 3
1605 Maybe you should have swum out to me. 1.2030 0.04237 133 111 17 5
1606 Is anyone here a marine biologist? 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
1607 What a Moby Dick I am. 1.2015 0.04591 134 115 11 8
1608 It's not MY fault. Miami had a much bigger beach before global warming. 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
1609 If it's any consolation, things didn't start well for Jonah, either. 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
1610 See? I TOLD you you couldn't lift me! But did you listen? Nooooooooo! 1.2015 0.04467 134 114 13 7
1611 Jonah, is that you? 1.1985 0.04651 131 113 10 8
1612 I really should look before I breach. 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
1613 Oh, you're not Jonah? 1.1985 0.04391 131 111 14 6
1614 Cloudy with a chance of whale. 1.1985 0.04523 131 112 12 7
1615 Point well taken, but how do you think I feel being beached on the only speck of land in thousands of square miles of ocean expanse? 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
1616 Once a Dick, always a Dick. 1.1985 0.04523 131 112 12 7
1617 Wasn't pretty but still olympic bronze for that landing. 1.1985 0.03819 131 107 22 2
1618 Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world.... 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
1619 Sorry. Birds gotta fly, Fish gotta swim, Humpbacks gotta... 1.1985 0.03662 131 106 24 1
1620 This is the last time I'm going Economy class on a Whale watcher's Cruise 1.1985 0.04391 131 111 14 6
1621 Sometimes I wish that I could be the little spoon. 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
1622 Sorry my GPS said turn right 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
1623 Oops, sorry Waldo my bad. 1.1985 0.04391 131 111 14 6
1624 Now you know why the call me Moby Dick. 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
1625 OK, "Ishmael" it is. 1.1985 0.04391 131 111 14 6
1626 The book! I meant the Moby Dick the book! 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
1627 Continuing to shout "beached whale" will only offend me. 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
1628 Are you sure you want your tattoo here? 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
1629 I heard there were pokemon? 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
1630 Opps, sorry ........ thought you were the Pequod 1.1985 0.04391 131 111 14 6
1631 And to think they tried to tell me I'm not a killer whale! 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
1632 I thought you said we'd do the lift after the first chorus. 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
1633 I'm not good at this whole whale-watching thing. 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
1634 Okay Todd, left foot on red. Todd? 1.1985 0.04897 131 115 6 10
1635 not so deserted anymore, Pal 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
1636 "Well, now you know two squeaks and a grunt means "Dibs". 1.1985 0.04391 131 111 14 6
1637 I got your back. 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
1638 Don't worry l'il fella, I got you covered 1.1985 0.03819 131 107 22 2
1639 Sorry, I have hydrophobia. 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
1640 Sorry, Ishmael. 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
1641 Room for one more? 1.1985 0.03819 131 107 22 2
1642 It was a chance meeting, a brief encounter and a failed cross species affair that doomed them both. 1.1985 0.03819 131 107 22 2
1643 i think we're through Ahab 1.1985 0.04391 131 111 14 6
1644 Whoever did your pedicure is amazing. 1.1985 0.04523 131 112 12 7
1645 OK, I guess no whale is an island either. 1.1985 0.04523 131 112 12 7
1646 Too close? 1.1985 0.04391 131 111 14 6
1647 I thought this man was an island. 1.1985 0.04523 131 112 12 7
1648 Scratch a little bit to my right. 1.1985 0.04523 131 112 12 7
1649 His life was meaningless, but at least he died with a porpoise. 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
1650 This place is not big enough for the both of us. 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
1651 And you thought you had bad luck before. 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
1652 I'll be out of your hair in a minute. 1.1985 0.04651 131 113 10 8
1653 I thought it was just another speed bump. 1.1985 0.04391 131 111 14 6
1654 Nice to visit, but I couldn't live here. 1.1985 0.03819 131 107 22 2
1655 I'm sure we could have worked out a more mutually beneficial arrangement. 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
1656 It's not your fault, we both thought the palm tree was a good idea. 1.1985 0.03662 131 106 24 1
1657 I guess Moby really is a dick. 1.1985 0.04651 131 113 10 8
1658 *Sigh* Another whaled beach. 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
1659 You think you're stuck? 1.1985 0.04391 131 111 14 6
1660 I'm sorry, but it was worth it for the rare Pokemon. 1.1985 0.04391 131 111 14 6
1661 I'm Terry Gross with Fresh Air 1.1985 0.04391 131 111 14 6
1662 Life's a beach, ain't it, Ahab? 1.1985 0.04391 131 111 14 6
1663 Enough already, Ahab. I surrender. 1.1985 0.04523 131 112 12 7
1664 Well, it looked like a mating dance to me. 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
1665 You ever just want to get away from it all? 1.1985 0.03819 131 107 22 2
1666 Got krill? 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
1667 I'll let you up if you can explain how Trump got the Republican nomination. 1.1985 0.04523 131 112 12 7
1668 I ordered fish and chips to be delivered by drone, but this is ridiculous. 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
1669 Bert didn't want to die wondering whether or not he could benchpress a whale. 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
1670 I find your "beached whale" references to be very hurtful... 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
1671 We need to pick a better game than Leapfrog. 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
1672 Call Spielberg. 1.1985 0.04391 131 111 14 6
1673 Hi! I'm Needy Dick. 1.1985 0.04523 131 112 12 7
1674 Tag, you're it! 1.1985 0.04391 131 111 14 6
1675 OK, I just need a little more height to stick the landing. 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
1676 Hey buddy, I told you no man is an island unto himself. 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
1677 I just love to cuddle. 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
1678 Hemingway's second best ending for The Old Man and the Sea. 1.1985 0.04523 131 112 12 7
1679 Sorry Jonah, he says you have to get back in. 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
1680 Just as Captain Ahab considered his good fortune on finding a deserted isle .... 1.1985 0.04523 131 112 12 7
1681 Sorry. I have a fear of jellyfish. 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
1682 Could you maybe sun yourself somewhere else? This spot is already taken. 1.1985 0.04391 131 111 14 6
1683 I might not have been the best choice for the one thing you'd bring with you to a deserted island. 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
1684 I hope I'm not the last one voted off the island. 1.1985 0.04391 131 111 14 6
1685 But you're insured, right? 1.1985 0.03498 131 105 26 0
1686 I warned you I hate the Gilligan's Island song. 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
1687 I hate when the food gets stuck and then the toothpick breaks trying to get it out. 1.1985 0.04391 131 111 14 6
1688 Well Ahab, this is a strange ending isn't it. 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
1689 Oops! A speed bump. 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
1690 since sea world let me go I've missed you guys so,... 1.1985 0.04523 131 112 12 7
1691 Mom always warned my to look before I breach! 1.1985 0.04391 131 111 14 6
1692 What do you mean, you feel like I'm smothering you? 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
1693 Sorry, bro, but I'm totally playing the endangered species card here. 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
1694 This is smaller than my old place. 1.1985 0.03819 131 107 22 2
1695 I thought Hawaii was going to be bigger... 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
1696 Just then, Harold realized that "perfect beach weather" didn't mean the same thing to everyone. 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
1697 Or maybe, Mr. Phelps, you could stay out of the water when I swim. 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
1698 I warned you about the constant whistling. 1.1970 0.04360 132 112 14 6
1699 Damn it Donald! I told you global warming wasn't a hoax! 1.1938 0.04413 129 110 13 6
1700 Sorry, mate, the sign said "Beach." 1.1938 0.04413 129 110 13 6
1701 I should have used smaller bait! 1.1938 0.03825 129 106 21 2
1702 You've got to floss way back here. 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
1703 Look, life's not a beach for me either. 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
1704 If you survive this, I died fighting off whalers, okay? 1.1938 0.04413 129 110 13 6
1705 "Whalenado". It's even bigger than "Sharknado"! 1.1938 0.04548 129 111 11 7
1706 My mistake! I thought the map said dessert island! 1.1938 0.04273 129 109 15 5
1707 At least I didn't krill you. 1.1938 0.04273 129 109 15 5
1708 OK, now that we got him what do we do with him. 1.1938 0.04273 129 109 15 5
1709 Save the whales? 1.1938 0.03825 129 106 21 2
1710 Spam mail? I thought you clicked Sperm Whale. 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
1711 I told you it would never work out. 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
1712 You see, I have this dreadful fear of the water." 1.1938 0.04413 129 110 13 6
1713 Sorry. It was a Dick move. My bad. 1.1938 0.04273 129 109 15 5
1714 When was the last time you washed your feet? They smell like dead fish. 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
1715 I love you, too, but please get off my lap! 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
1716 I said "Do you think there's room for both of us?" 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
1717 be careful what you wish for, he found out, as he landed the big one. 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
1718 Roomie, I thought you said single white male. 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
1719 Ugh! Last time I use live bait. 1.1938 0.03825 129 106 21 2
1720 Sorry dude, but I told my friends if you sang Funky Town one more time I'd put an end to it. 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
1721 Guess you can't teach an old whale new tricks. 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
1722 Could you scoot over just a tad? 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
1723 Sorry about this, but I'm afraid of sharks. 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
1724 Ok, now you play Dorothy, and I'll be the good witch. 1.1938 0.04413 129 110 13 6
1725 I got your message in a bottle. I'm lonely too. 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
1726 Yeah, you were here first. So? 1.1938 0.04273 129 109 15 5
1727 Sorry. I was looking for fish and ships. 1.1938 0.04548 129 111 11 7
1728 I wonder if travel insurance covers this 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
1729 Island getaway whale ride included. 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
1730 I said ON YOUR LEFT. 1.1938 0.04273 129 109 15 5
1731 A little lower, please. Yes, that's it, Ahhh 1.1938 0.04273 129 109 15 5
1732 Eeek! You saw a shark where! 1.1938 0.04273 129 109 15 5
1733 Your muffler looks good, but your gonna need an oil change! 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
1734 In hindsight, Greg realized he may have come on a little too strong. 1.1938 0.04413 129 110 13 6
1735 Thank goodness, finally I've been rescued! 1.1938 0.04273 129 109 15 5
1736 I told you a parrot was more appropriate. 1.1938 0.04273 129 109 15 5
1737 I'm the only one left, too. 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
1738 I missed 1.1938 0.04273 129 109 15 5
1739 Okay, I promise never again to ask you to call me Ishmail. 1.1938 0.04413 129 110 13 6
1740 I think it is impacted 1.1938 0.03825 129 106 21 2
1741 I needed a toothpick. 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
1742 Just lie still until the ship passes. I'll hide you. 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
1743 I'm with the Orca Rescue Team. 1.1938 0.04413 129 110 13 6
1744 Hey, I stuck that landing! 1.1938 0.03825 129 106 21 2
1745 I loved you in 'Big.' 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
1746 You haven't been flossing. 1.1938 0.04413 129 110 13 6
1747 I could have sworn this island was inhabited. 1.1938 0.04273 129 109 15 5
1748 You are no longer Ishmael. 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
1749 Hey, my blowhole is on top! 1.1938 0.03825 129 106 21 2
1750 I'll keep you company. 1.1938 0.04413 129 110 13 6
1751 I got your message 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
1752 The note in the bottle said you were having a whale of a good time. 1.1938 0.04548 129 111 11 7
1753 Why does it always have to be about YOU?! How about "Save the WHALES? 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
1754 Gotcha! Ahab. 1.1938 0.04273 129 109 15 5
1755 Sorry, I was just trying out that new Auto-Pilot app. 1.1938 0.04413 129 110 13 6
1756 There goes another whale watcher! 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
1757 Desert island for you. Dessert island for me! 1.1938 0.04679 129 112 9 8
1758 Gesundheit! 1.1938 0.03825 129 106 21 2
1759 Protein and vegetation, just what the doctor ordered. 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
1760 You know, Ahab, I'm not having a whale of a time either. 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
1761 Could you scratch a little more to the left? 1.1938 0.04413 129 110 13 6
1762 Your'e not Ahab! Never mind. 1.1938 0.04548 129 111 11 7
1763 Some travel agent. He said it would be nice and quiet on my own little island. 1.1938 0.04273 129 109 15 5
1764 Uh oh. Wrong cartoon. 1.1938 0.04548 129 111 11 7
1765 Excuse me, I was looking for Maui. 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
1766 Oh my, you haven't been flossing! 1.1938 0.04413 129 110 13 6
1767 Of all the islands in all of the oceans, you had to drop onto mine. 1.1938 0.04273 129 109 15 5
1768 I'm home Honey! 1.1938 0.04413 129 110 13 6
1769 Jonah, I've been looking for you everywhere. 1.1938 0.04413 129 110 13 6
1770 How 'bout a tummy rub? 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
1771 I know it was you,Fredo 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
1772 Jonah, did God say "in" or "on"? 1.1938 0.04413 129 110 13 6
1773 Oops, sorry about that. I thought you were Ahab. 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
1774 Did I mention the whale on the island? 1.1938 0.04273 129 109 15 5
1775 Looks like it's just the two of us. 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
1776 Trust me, PETA will find me faster than any helicopter will see your "Help Me" scrawl. 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
1777 We should have stayed with just the fist bump. 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
1778 Fella, I have no fuckin' idea why we beach ourselves like this. 1.1938 0.04807 129 113 7 9
1779 Great to find a toothpick when you have something stuck between your teeth. 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
1780 I thought climate change was a myth. 1.1938 0.04413 129 110 13 6
1781 Does this human make me look beached? 1.1938 0.04273 129 109 15 5
1782 The last thing on Trevor's mind was a beached whale. 1.1938 0.04273 129 109 15 5
1783 Flipper could have cleared it with no problem! 1.1938 0.04273 129 109 15 5
1784 Well ......they promised the whale watching would be mind blowing. 1.1938 0.03825 129 106 21 2
1785 Try lifting more to the left. 1.1938 0.03825 129 106 21 2
1786 This was not the "rescue" I'd been hoping for... 1.1938 0.04273 129 109 15 5
1787 Okay, we'll call it a draw. 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
1788 Well, it's painful to me to be called a fish. 1.1938 0.04413 129 110 13 6
1789 You requested an UBER, didn't you? 1.1938 0.04273 129 109 15 5
1790 SURF & TURF 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
1791 Damn you white male! 1.1938 0.04273 129 109 15 5
1792 I thought you could use a little company. 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
1793 Listen, I was here first. 1.1938 0.03825 129 106 21 2
1794 That was close. I almost drowned. 1.1938 0.04413 129 110 13 6
1795 The reality show, "I am in Love with a Whale", did not end well. 1.1938 0.04273 129 109 15 5
1796 It was my turn to be on top. 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
1797 I know we were keeping it a secret, Ishmael, but I just couldn't wait any longer. 1.1923 0.04100 130 109 17 4
1798 Oh, face it. You didn't really have anything to look forward to, now did ya'? 1.1923 0.04100 130 109 17 4
1799 My kingdom for a crane! 1.1923 0.04100 130 109 17 4
1800 I guess it's time to finally install that GPS update. 1.1923 0.04515 130 112 11 7
1801 We are both washed up! 1.1923 0.03952 130 108 19 3
1802 My mistake. I thought you were waving for me. 1.1923 0.04243 130 110 15 5
1803 I didn't know he was a lap whale when I got him. 1.1923 0.04100 130 109 17 4
1804 Uber? 1.1923 0.03638 130 106 23 1
1805 My bad. I could have sworn you had a wooden leg. 1.1908 0.03924 131 109 19 3
1806 NEWS ALERT: RAISED SPERM COUNT PROVES FATAL 1.1890 0.04434 127 109 12 6
1807 Sorry, I was on autopilot. 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
1808 Something to do with magnetic fields and my navigation system, or maybe I'm depressed? I don't know. Just shut up and give me a shove. 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
1809 But you said "Land! Land!" 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
1810 Sea World was better. 1.1890 0.04291 127 108 14 5
1811 At least you're no longer smothered with blanket election coverage. 1.1890 0.04291 127 108 14 5
1812 I'm sorry, I meant skooch over to the left. 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
1813 Get off my property! 1.1890 0.04291 127 108 14 5
1814 I meant the book, not the actual Moby Dick!! 1.1890 0.04573 127 110 10 7
1815 Don't hurt me, I am endangered 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
1816 I saw the smoke signals, how can I be of assistance? 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
1817 I could have sworn you said dessert island. 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
1818 I hate it when this happens! 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
1819 Before he began training the whale for the full-gainer with half-twist, Daryl unfortunately forgot to check the wind speed or direction. The catastrophe was immediate. 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
1820 I told you we weren't ready for the lift from Dirty Dancing. 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
1821 "I love to sail forbidden seas, and land on barbarous coasts.” Whale's note to self: Don't take Melville literally. 1.1890 0.04708 127 111 8 8
1822 Worse than that, it's also spawning season. 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
1823 This always happens when I blindly follow the sat-nav. 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
1824 Of all the beach joints in all the oceans, you flop in on mine. 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
1825 I'm not sure I get the appeal of island hopping. 1.1890 0.04291 127 108 14 5
1826 Sorry pal, kind of a Moby Dick move on my part. 1.1890 0.04434 127 109 12 6
1827 Last whale on earth meets last man on earth. 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
1828 This is no fun for me, either. 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
1829 Ishmael, is it? 1.1890 0.04291 127 108 14 5
1830 Well...that one was a bit earthy, unpretentious...and it's got good legs. 1.1890 0.04434 127 109 12 6
1831 Something touched my fin. 1.1890 0.04573 127 110 10 7
1832 It's not too late to just have the salad. 1.1890 0.04291 127 108 14 5
1833 You always get on top. 1.1890 0.04291 127 108 14 5
1834 I'm sorry it had to end like this, Ishmael. 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
1835 What's your beef Jonah? God says to me 'vomit him on dry land.' So you're on dry land. 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
1836 Of all the sand spits in all the seas in all the world, you had to flop onto mine 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
1837 Aww, Ishmael, I really missed you, too! 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
1838 Uber beta-tests its new trans-Atlantic service to mixed reviews 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
1839 Well, do you want my help or not? 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
1840 Your UBER driver Miby has arrived 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
1841 I really gotta stop breaching with my eyes closed. 1.1890 0.03488 127 103 24 0
1842 You can call me Moby 1.1890 0.04434 127 109 12 6
1843 Don't ya just hate it when your gps sends you off on a dead end? 1.1890 0.04573 127 110 10 7
1844 Any chance you have some SPF 10,000? 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
1845 What would Jung think? Synchronicity or random coincidence? 1.1890 0.03662 127 104 22 1
1846 See, I'm a mammal. 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
1847 Jonah, meet Job. 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
1848 The irony of Jonah having survived inside the belly of the whale went unnoticed.... 1.1890 0.04434 127 109 12 6
1849 Nice try, "Ishmael." 1.1890 0.04291 127 108 14 5
1850 Cut down on squid, or these molar stains will become permanent. 1.1890 0.04434 127 109 12 6
1851 No way! I beach here too! 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
1852 I love you too, but I can't breathe. 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
1853 And I worried about the zika virus! 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
1854 As they say, 'No man is an island upon himself' 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
1855 Sorry, I saw a sea spider. 1.1890 0.04434 127 109 12 6
1856 Sorry, just taking a break while waiting for sea-level rise. 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
1857 The sea was angry that day, my friends 1.1890 0.04291 127 108 14 5
1858 I like it when you're the big spoon. 1.1890 0.04291 127 108 14 5
1859 My coconuts! 1.1890 0.03662 127 104 22 1
1860 God, I hate crush hour. 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
1861 Does my snoring bother you? 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
1862 I'll be all right. I just have to wait here for somebody to save me. 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
1863 Whales rule, dude. 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
1864 Sorry, did I wake you? 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
1865 Please Jonah, not here, right out in the open, in public! 1.1890 0.04291 127 108 14 5
1866 HELP, KELP, its an honest mistake. 1.1890 0.04291 127 108 14 5
1867 Funny, this krill tastes like chicken. 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
1868 I was told this Airbnb was unoccupied. 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
1869 Sorry, but that belly itch was killing me. 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
1870 Do I have something stuck in my teeth? 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
1871 Krill cologne always drives me crazy! 1.1890 0.03662 127 104 22 1
1872 Sorry Ishmael, but I can't let this little incident go viral. 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
1873 I think what you meant to say was "mammal out of water." 1.1890 0.04291 127 108 14 5
1874 Beached, breeched... we're both in trouble. 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
1875 I swam, I soared, I conquered. 1.1890 0.04291 127 108 14 5
1876 You're much bigger than the Pokemon back home. 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
1877 When I asked you if I could crash here, I thought you knew what I meant! 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
1878 I was hoping for something easier to prepare 1.1890 0.04291 127 108 14 5
1879 Note to self, never coax a whale, ' into jumping on your lap.' 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
1880 I loe these small islands: a warm, juicy morsel and a tooth-pick 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
1881 What are you, a Trumpback whale? 1.1890 0.04708 127 111 8 8
1882 How many points for a palm tree and a castaway? 1.1890 0.04291 127 108 14 5
1883 '' BREACHING IS ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEONE GETS HURT !"' 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
1884 It is high tide already; we need a plan B. 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
1885 Shall I call you ‘Ishmael’? 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
1886 So, you found the bottle? 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
1887 So, God, where's this Jonah guy? 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
1888 I really wasn't that lonely! 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
1889 The not so well-known effects of global warming. 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
1890 Of all the rock piles in all the oceans in all the world, he washes up on mine. 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
1891 My bad, I thought it was "No Man Is ON An Island." 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
1892 What a Dick. 1.1890 0.04573 127 110 10 7
1893 So there must be two Prince of Wales islands 1.1890 0.04291 127 108 14 5
1894 I sell term life policies, but it looks like I've caught you at a bad time. 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
1895 Making eye contact has always been awkward for me. 1.1890 0.04291 127 108 14 5
1896 No man on my island. 1.1890 0.04434 127 109 12 6
1897 C'mon, man. You're krillin' me. 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
1898 Sorry, I go a little crazy when somebody calls me Moby Dick. 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
1899 I worry there's been a breach of etiquette. 1.1890 0.04291 127 108 14 5
1900 Hi! My name is Friday. 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
1901 Finally, a little piece and quiet. 1.1890 0.04291 127 108 14 5
1902 I will love him and pet him and squeeze him and call him George 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
1903 Man, Willy made it sound much easier... 1.1890 0.04291 127 108 14 5
1904 Sometimes Moby , you really live up to your name ! 1.1890 0.04434 127 109 12 6
1905 It doesn't look like it right now, but I'm sure we can work something out. 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
1906 A little help 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
1907 I think we're the last gasp of climate change. 1.1890 0.04434 127 109 12 6
1908 This habitat encroachment just keeps getting worse. 1.1875 0.04113 128 108 16 4
1909 Did you say krill or kill? 1.1875 0.03961 128 107 18 3
1910 Of all the sand dunes on all the isles in all the world, she breaches into mine. 1.1875 0.04113 128 108 16 4
1911 You have to admit, this does solve your loneliness problem. 1.1875 0.03802 128 106 20 2
1912 Relax, I'm just Island hoping. 1.1875 0.04113 128 108 16 4
1913 I'm sorry Mr. Hanks, I didn't realize you were shooting a movie on this island. 1.1875 0.04260 128 109 14 5
1914 Could you stay in your own novel, please? 1.1875 0.03961 128 107 18 3
1915 Sorry, I mistook you for Captain Ahab. 1.1875 0.04260 128 109 14 5
1916 I apologize, I was playing PokemonGo and got distracted. 1.1875 0.04402 128 110 12 6
1917 Funny as they are, ninety-one years of desert island cartoons is enough. 1.1875 0.04402 128 110 12 6
1918 I can't sleep with you breathing on my neck. 1.1875 0.04402 128 110 12 6
1919 Who took my ruby flippers? 1.1875 0.04260 128 109 14 5
1920 OK, let's face it. You're not Melville, and I'm not white. 1.1860 0.04507 129 112 10 7
1921 You sure you don't want the top bunk? 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
1922 Umm... Pete? I'm just going to throw this out there and say what I know the two of us are thinking, this arrangement is just not going to work out. 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
1923 That's what you get for calling me fat. 1.1825 0.03805 126 105 19 2
1924 This one's for you Moby. 1.1825 0.04422 126 109 11 6
1925 I've missed you, too, Ahab! 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
1926 You looked a little deserted on this island. 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
1927 Don't you go spouting off. 1.1825 0.03634 126 104 21 1
1928 It's just that I've been feeling this little tickle in my throat. 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
1929 me and my big mouth. 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
1930 IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOU, ISN'T IT? 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
1931 Then I give the right shoulder a good twist, and that should take care of stress you've been feeling the past 12 years. 1.1825 0.04564 126 110 9 7
1932 Typical, every time I get wasted I wake up next to a whale. 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
1933 I swear it said double occupancy. 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
1934 Who will ever know? 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
1935 Stop your damn wailing. 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
1936 Well next time speak more clearly. I don't think the genie heard "stranded on a deserted island with Gail." 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
1937 I want to be your Wilson. 1.1825 0.04422 126 109 11 6
1938 After four years of shouting and waving, Christopher finally drew attention for his desert island. 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
1939 Whoops! Could you push me back in? 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
1940 Sorry, gotta cut down on the plankton. 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
1941 I like to quote John Donne. No man is an island entire of itself. 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
1942 First I had to sit through that damn presentation...and now this..... 1.1825 0.03805 126 105 19 2
1943 Sucks to be you, little guy. 1.1825 0.04422 126 109 11 6
1944 How's that hump in your back now? 1.1825 0.04422 126 109 11 6
1945 This is why Uber fired whales. 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
1946 I guess this is why you shouldn't drink and breach. 1.1825 0.04422 126 109 11 6
1947 Where the fuck is your blowhole? 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
1948 This man was an island! 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
1949 Bill never imagined his choice for a desert island pet would come true. 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
1950 Sure wish I'd reached that coconut a moment sooner! 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
1951 Sorry we got off to such a bad start. 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
1952 Are you 'Jonah'? I've been looking for you! 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
1953 So sorry, I was just looking for a dessert island 1.1825 0.04564 126 110 9 7
1954 This is the last time I trust my GPS. 1.1825 0.03805 126 105 19 2
1955 Of all the sand strips in all the seas in all the world, you breach onto mine 1.1825 0.04422 126 109 11 6
1956 I told you I've gained a few pounds. 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
1957 Alright Mr. DeMille. I'm ready for my close-up. 1.1825 0.04422 126 109 11 6
1958 Who's ready to explore the island? 1.1825 0.03634 126 104 21 1
1959 This place isn't big enough for the two of us. 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
1960 Blasted timeshares! 1.1825 0.03805 126 105 19 2
1961 Ouch, can you slide over a little? 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
1962 I love airbnb! 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
1963 I feel like I'm crushing you under the weight of my expectations 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
1964 Who you calling a beached whale now??!! 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
1965 would you consider a property time-share, no questions asked? 1.1825 0.04422 126 109 11 6
1966 It doesn't matter how you got here, just that you are here. 1.1825 0.03805 126 105 19 2
1967 I'm stranded, you dolt! Don't just lie there, call PETA! 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
1968 All I wanted was to orca-strate your rescue... 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
1969 Can you get me into Sea World? 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
1970 That's why they call me a humpback. 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
1971 Did someone call for an Uber? 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
1972 I think I'm being followed. 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
1973 In one big bite I get my protein, my veggies and a toothpick 1.1825 0.04422 126 109 11 6
1974 Let's stop our blubbering and just try to get along. 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
1975 I told you to stop calling me Moby. 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
1976 Ok... how about best of 2 out of 3? 1.1825 0.03634 126 104 21 1
1977 Guys, I captured my first Poké-man! 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
1978 White Whales matter. 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
1979 Yes, flossing can be difficult but it's necessary 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
1980 Excuse me, sir. But if I can have just a moment of your time I'd like to tell you about our product... 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
1981 I'm sorry. Was this beach already taken? 1.1825 0.03805 126 105 19 2
1982 I warned you not to mention "global warming" again... 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
1983 SPF 1000 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
1984 Finally," Ishmael sighed, "you've come back for me. 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
1985 I yelled HELP, not KELP. 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
1986 Sorry Buddy, but it's the only place I can plank. 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
1987 Cry me an ocean. 1.1825 0.03805 126 105 19 2
1988 Beached!! Just my luck. 1.1825 0.03634 126 104 21 1
1989 I hope that is krill in your pocket 1.1825 0.03805 126 105 19 2
1990 "You're in my parking space". 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
1991 I'm sorry, but I see now, you can't possibly be Ahab.... 1.1825 0.03805 126 105 19 2
1992 Save the Whales, another entitlement program! 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
1993 Every refuge has a price. 1.1825 0.04422 126 109 11 6
1994 I'm the wrong Jonah. He lives on the next island. 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
1995 Hail the demise of the Wicked Witch of Key West! 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
1996 I wished for a well not a whale. 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
1997 I'm sorry. But there're so few places to get beached now. 1.1825 0.03805 126 105 19 2
1998 I hate to be a bother, but I think the Big Guy wanted you to throw me up on a slightly larger piece of land. 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
1999 I preferred the ending in the book. 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
2000 Jonah?!! I've felt empty without you. 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
2001 Indeed we are, but you are an exceptionally large mammal. 1.1825 0.04422 126 109 11 6
2002 I've put on a little weight since we first met. 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
2003 You called for an Uber x-whale? 1.1825 0.03805 126 105 19 2
2004 Ah Jonah, not again. 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
2005 Stop resisting! 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
2006 Am I getting heavy? 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
2007 We should have moved in with your parents. 1.1825 0.04422 126 109 11 6
2008 Survivor’s Log, August 14th: Must catch bigger live bait—fishing with plankton proven perilous. 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
2009 I hate dumping on people. 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
2010 You know, the whale made it over the kid in the movie. 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
2011 After being set free by Sea World, Shamu never could give up performing. Unfortunately he was a bit rusty. 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
2012 You're off the island. 1.1825 0.04422 126 109 11 6
2013 Hmm --- Did he yell breach or beach? 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
2014 Next time a bigger island 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
2015 This was not on my list of ten things to take if stranded on a tropical island! 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
2016 Ever since I was a calf, I've felt like a mammal out of water. 1.1825 0.03634 126 104 21 1
2017 And to think the guidebook said I would have 'a whale of a time.' 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
2018 Cheap luxury island resort. There's only one catch. 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
2019 When the Navy says their sonar testing is harmless, don't believe a word of it! 1.1825 0.03805 126 105 19 2
2020 I wonder if people will think I look like a beached whale? 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
2021 The charts show this island as 'uninhabited' ! 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
2022 Oh, breach! I thought you said beach. 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
2023 Hey, I said you deserved a good harpooning, not spooning! 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
2024 this island isn't big enough for both of us! 1.1825 0.04422 126 109 11 6
2025 Sorry, but nobody should have Hootie and the Blowfish in their desert island disc collection. 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
2026 My GPS is never right! 1.1825 0.03805 126 105 19 2
2027 I didn't realize you were so shallow. 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
2028 Global warming was taking too long. 1.1825 0.04701 126 111 7 8
2029 Sorry, I thought you were calling for help! 1.1825 0.03805 126 105 19 2
2030 Anybody have a toothpick? 1.1825 0.03805 126 105 19 2
2031 Are you by any chance a marine biologist? 1.1825 0.03805 126 105 19 2
2032 Some men are an island. 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
2033 Guess who's coming to dinner? 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
2034 First promise you'll never leave me! 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
2035 Who's your beach, now? 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
2036 Your gonna need a bigger island. 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
2037 All I wanted was a fish for dinner. 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
2038 Herman, I asked you to stop reading that story aloud. 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
2039 This floss is really not working for me. 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
2040 Quit your wailing. 1.1825 0.03634 126 104 21 1
2041 Current Score: Moby Dick-1, Captain Ahab-0. 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
2042 I'm sorry, Sam, but you've had Moby Dick checked out of the library for 23 years, and some of us are tired of being on the wait list. 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
2043 I told you dolphins would be better for the grand finale. 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2044 Pokemon has gone too far. 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
2045 Hey honey, it's me. It looks like I'll be late for dinner again. 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
2046 On second thought, maybe *you* should try riding *me* to safety. 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
2047 What do you prefer, Jimmy, a helicopter or boat rescue? Jimmy? 1.1774 0.04442 124 108 10 6
2048 I knew I should have lost weight before going to the beach. 1.1774 0.04292 124 107 12 5
2049 My analyst said I needed to seek new friends with similar intelligence! 1.1774 0.04442 124 108 10 6
2050 Another community ruined by WhaleMart.... 1.1774 0.04587 124 109 8 7
2051 Call me IshmAAAAmphff... 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2052 Well. No more "Free Willie" impersonations. 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2053 It's just for a moment until I catch my breath. 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
2054 Just go. When you say there are other fish in the sea, that irks me on two levels. 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2055 Could you move a little? My fin is falling asleep. 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
2056 Your snoring was keeping me up. 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2057 Envisioning a slow death, Tommy prayed for a miracle. 1.1774 0.04292 124 107 12 5
2058 On the good side, there's something to be said for the shade. 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
2059 Hey, I think I found Nemo! 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2060 Killer whale. 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
2061 Enunciate! 1.1774 0.04442 124 108 10 6
2062 He just wouldn't shut up. 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
2063 I thought I could, I thought I could 1.1774 0.04587 124 109 8 7
2064 I can still tend the rabbits, Jonah? I didn't mean no harm, Jonah. 1.1774 0.04442 124 108 10 6
2065 Wait until I start tickling your feet! 1.1774 0.04292 124 107 12 5
2066 I though you wanted to be one with nature? 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
2067 NEITHER of us want to be here. 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
2068 Nice try, Ahab. 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2069 I'm sorry buddy. I just needed some time away from the in-laws. 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
2070 You're not a Pokemon. 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2071 The audacity of hope 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2072 Funny. I was just thinking that things couldn't get much bleaker. 1.1774 0.04442 124 108 10 6
2073 Somebody call for an Uber? 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
2074 Stick a f-orca in him . . . he's done! 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2075 Just out of curiosity, when do you expect the helicopter to arrive? 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
2076 Does this mean we can't be friends, Jim? 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
2077 Say that part again about how humans are 'more evolved'. 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
2078 Sorry about that. From a distance, you looked like a guy named Ahab. 1.1774 0.04292 124 107 12 5
2079 Remember when the house fell on the Wicked Witch... 1.1774 0.04292 124 107 12 5
2080 But you said you loved the game of squash. 1.1774 0.04292 124 107 12 5
2081 No, I said that being stuck on this island makes me feel like wailing. 1.1774 0.04442 124 108 10 6
2082 This town ain't big enough for the both of us 1.1774 0.04292 124 107 12 5
2083 Location, Location, Location. 1.1774 0.04292 124 107 12 5
2084 Over and out 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
2085 I'm sorry. It's glandular. 1.1774 0.03630 124 103 20 1
2086 Damn! What are the odds? 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2087 A bit to the left--yeah, that's the spot. 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2088 Sorry, this is where I do my tanning. 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
2089 Is there a high tide here? 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
2090 When told he could have only one book on his desert island, he chose Moby Dick. 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2091 NO TICKLING......it's unfair. 1.1774 0.03630 124 103 20 1
2092 Pardon me. I am trying to get to Rio. 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2093 Sorry, I just wanted a toothpick. 1.1774 0.04728 124 110 6 8
2094 Manwich with palm salad 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2095 Sorry. I just needed a breather. 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
2096 Looking back, the chicken might have been a better choice. 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2097 Blame it on global warming. 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2098 I'm sorry, but the beach rentals in the Hamptons are outrageous this year. 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
2099 Did you see my belly flop? 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2100 Mind if I catch my breath? 1.1774 0.03630 124 103 20 1
2101 Whales need hugs too. 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2102 Would you mind scratching the other side too? 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
2103 So your desert island book is Moby-Dick? 1.1774 0.04292 124 107 12 5
2104 It's over, Jonah. 1.1774 0.04587 124 109 8 7
2105 Could you move a little to the left? 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2106 My aquaphobia is really getting out of hand. 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
2107 Is this sea taken? 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2108 Someone should do something about the Russian swim team. 1.1774 0.04292 124 107 12 5
2109 We have something pressing to discuss. 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
2110 I thought you were excited to see me. 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
2111 Belly flop! 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2112 NOW you prefer to be left alone? 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
2113 Timing is everything. 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2114 Fool me once, Jonah. 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
2115 Ultimate sun block! 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2116 This island ain't big enough for the two of us. 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
2117 Sorry! Just stopping to catch my breadth. 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2118 :Could you scratch a little to the left?" 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2119 Sorry, you looked like her. 1.1774 0.03630 124 103 20 1
2120 That was a 6.0 degree of difficulty. 1.1774 0.03630 124 103 20 1
2121 Almost a great leap forward! 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
2122 I will hug him and squeeze him and call him George. 1.1774 0.04442 124 108 10 6
2123 Just my luck. I beach on an uninhabited island. 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2124 Well, I DID pray for food and shade...? 1.1774 0.04292 124 107 12 5
2125 Hi, I'm Moby Dick and I'm running for president. 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
2126 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! A little to the left. That’s it! Ahh! 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
2127 You're tickling. 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
2128 You seem like the type of guy who sees the glass half empty. 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
2129 Then came the fateful day when the bagpipes washed up on shore. 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
2130 Your message in the bottle got to me! 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
2131 I guess we're both pretty screwed. 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
2132 Well, Ahab, I suppose we can call this a draw. 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2133 ''NOW, of all times - I finally catch,''the big one''... 1.1774 0.04292 124 107 12 5
2134 No, I really think I'm having the crappier day. Out of this whole huge ocean in which I can swim, I get stuck on this rock with a whiny guy who like to argue about who is having the crappiest day. 1.1774 0.04292 124 107 12 5
2135 Who's blubbering now about needing space? 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
2136 Whale now what? 1.1774 0.04587 124 109 8 7
2137 Whale. A Still Life. 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
2138 Oh, you wanted Moby Dick the book. Sorry. 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2139 Down a little....a little to the left, that's it! aaaaaaaah 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
2140 This is your LAST "desert island" cartoon, Danny! 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
2141 But the directions in the bottle seemed very specific. He must be around here somewhere! 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
2142 You're on my side again. 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
2143 I didn't say surf ON turf! 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2144 You had one wish.....one wish! 1.1774 0.04442 124 108 10 6
2145 Sorry. I just wanted to evolve. 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
2146 Nobody argues with Moby! 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
2147 Surely you're not the only dentist on this island. 1.1774 0.04292 124 107 12 5
2148 You've got a whale of a tale now. 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
2149 C'mon! It's not a piggyback ride if you don't lift me. 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
2150 Monday morning, August 8. Another gorgeous day. Sitting on the beach contemplating the symbolism of Moby-Dick... 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2151 Aw, man, Willy made it look so easy. 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2152 Why do all my dates end with dead bodies? 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2153 See? I told you it's better when you're on top. 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
2154 Don't you hate the crowds on week-ends? 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
2155 So sorry, I thought you were the Mrs. 1.1774 0.04442 124 108 10 6
2156 The beachfront property looked so much larger on Airbnb.com. 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
2157 You won't have to worry about being rescued anymore. 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
2158 Whale watching on Humpback Island may be hazardous to one's health. 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
2159 Sorry, I was aiming for the water. 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
2160 No whale is an island too! 1.1774 0.04442 124 108 10 6
2161 Ain't tsunamis a bitch? 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
2162 Well, I think it IS kind of "meet-cute." 1.1774 0.03630 124 103 20 1
2163 Look on the bright side, you'll have enough light and lubricant to last until you get rescued. 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
2164 Where's the tiki bar? 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2165 I'll get off when you say uncle. 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2166 My favorite. A dessert island 1.1774 0.04587 124 109 8 7
2167 President Trump's Imbeachment 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2168 A little help here? 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
2169 Hold me. 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2170 Well it worked in Free Willy 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
2171 Hey! You killed my shade tree! 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2172 Enough with the 'Wilson' thing! 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
2173 You're a couple of quarts low! 1.1774 0.04292 124 107 12 5
2174 Don't worry. Soon you'll wake up and realize it was all just a dream about your student loans. 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
2175 Hide and seek is too easy. What's next? 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2176 Sorry, but the water is too cold today. 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2177 What a coincidence! If I were stranded on an island and could only have one book, I'd choose 'Moby Dick,' too! 1.1760 0.04106 125 107 14 4
2178 Life has no porpoise. 1.1760 0.04106 125 107 14 4
2179 Do my fins look big on this? 1.1760 0.03778 125 105 18 2
2180 Well, according to maritime law, your squatting. 1.1760 0.04260 125 108 12 5
2181 Get off of me Moby, now i know where how you got your last name :) 1.1760 0.04553 125 110 8 7
2182 I'll get off your Island if you get the kelp off my teeth! 1.1721 0.03624 122 102 19 1
2183 You looked lonely. 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2184 They said the krill was on isle 6. 1.1721 0.04611 122 108 7 7
2185 Yes, I probably should lose a few pounds, but I don't think body-shaming is going to make the situation any better. 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
2186 I just wished for a fish sandwich... 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2187 of all the gin joints in all the world 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
2188 Thank God for trees. 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2189 I wish I had listened when you said, "But, where will we live?" 1.1721 0.04307 122 106 11 5
2190 Whoops! Should have looked before I beached. 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
2191 Seriously, we are such losers. 1.1721 0.04462 122 107 9 6
2192 Looks like my island was bigger than my stomach. 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2193 I'm allergic to water. 1.1721 0.04307 122 106 11 5
2194 Of all the gin joints ... 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2195 "This is a whale of a problem"! 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
2196 Oscar Wilde to Captain Ahab: "There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it." 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2197 I'm sorry, I've always wanted to try and reenact the ending to 'Free Willy'. 1.1721 0.04307 122 106 11 5
2198 OK, so I missed the dismount by a smidge. 1.1721 0.03624 122 102 19 1
2199 Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world . . you walk into mine! 1.1721 0.04307 122 106 11 5
2200 Plankton? Forget it! I want beef. 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
2201 8th Century BCE: Jonah introduces the world to the concept of irony. 1.1721 0.04307 122 106 11 5
2202 Island hump day. 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
2203 You can skip the flossing, but you've got to brush. 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2204 Now I know what "no man is an island" means. 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2205 I'm sorry, Moby. You're getting too big for me to carry you to the beach anymore. 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
2206 Ishmael, I told you not to call me that! 1.1721 0.03624 122 102 19 1
2207 Sorry. I was aiming for San Diego. 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
2208 They call it death by echolocation. 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
2209 Damn you, Apple Maps! 1.1721 0.03624 122 102 19 1
2210 Darn, I screwed up again. It's "look before you leap." 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
2211 He's a First Responder. 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2212 Sorry, this was the only beach in 1000 miles. 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
2213 Hope I wasn't too early for my timeshare. 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
2214 Moby Trump devours the Republican Party! 1.1721 0.04307 122 106 11 5
2215 Happy? Now, we're both stuck on a desert isle. 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2216 Noah was an exception 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
2217 Sorry, I'm a slave to the GPS. 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
2218 Definitely a beach day 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
2219 Now that you've seen me with nothing on, do I look fat? 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
2220 Let’s see how many beached whale captions are generated with this stunt. 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
2221 Moby Knievel fails on his first attempt. 1.1721 0.04307 122 106 11 5
2222 Where's Wilson? 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
2223 'Life's a beach' never really did it for me either. 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
2224 I keep dreaming about krill. 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2225 That tickles! 1.1721 0.03624 122 102 19 1
2226 This isn't Mar-a-Lago? 1.1721 0.03624 122 102 19 1
2227 Anyone seen Jonah? 1.1721 0.03624 122 102 19 1
2228 How about asking Siri? 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
2229 Survivor: Jonah Edition 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
2230 Hey! Did you see where the Pikachu went? 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
2231 "Of all the desert islands, in all the seas, in all the world, you had to beach yourself on mine," said Ahab. 1.1721 0.03432 122 101 21 0
2232 MOBY..........is that you? 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
2233 OK. Three days and three nights and I'm outta here! 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2234 Guess I've put on a few tons since my last vacation here. 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2235 Three, two, one... ready or not, here I come! 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2236 Hey, didn't you see my chair holding this spot for me? 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2237 Meat AND veggies...Mom would approve! 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2238 Let's try that again with more of a running start. 1.1721 0.03624 122 102 19 1
2239 Just when I thought nothing worse could happen (he wrote)... 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
2240 I peaked too soon. 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
2241 My bad. I thought I saw a peg leg there. 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2242 Sorry, Bob. Parallax error. 1.1721 0.04307 122 106 11 5
2243 That moment when you know you've been Moby Dick'ed. 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2244 John Donne was right. 1.1721 0.04462 122 107 9 6
2245 I knew I shouldn't have brought that album of whale songs with me. 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
2246 Well,there goes the "if you were stranded on a desert island & could have only one thing to eat for the rest of your life"question 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2247 I meant to do that. 1.1721 0.04307 122 106 11 5
2248 I need to work on my tan 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
2249 Breach of contact. 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
2250 On land, I get self-conscious about my weight. 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
2251 I know you think your funny Moby, but your being kind of a dick! 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
2252 No man is on this island. 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2253 If it's not one thing, it's another. 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2254 you ordered a BelUBER? 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
2255 This is my layover day. 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2256 whoops! no wooden leg. 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
2257 You're not the only one who likes to lay on a beach once in awhile... 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
2258 It was easy. I hacked your SOS! 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2259 A little to the left....that's the barnacle.... 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
2260 Hey, restrain yourself. We just met. 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
2261 For Pete's sakes, stop whining and just move over! 1.1721 0.04307 122 106 11 5
2262 I declare that this is my last whale and testament. 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2263 Sorry, I mistook your island for the Pequod. 1.1721 0.04611 122 108 7 7
2264 We can draw straws for the lawn chair when we find it. 1.1721 0.04462 122 107 9 6
2265 Due to climate change the whales finally got their revenge on Japan. 1.1721 0.04307 122 106 11 5
2266 Ahhhh! Now, just a little more to the left. 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
2267 Oh, right, sorry. Now I see it... No peg leg. 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
2268 I said send MAIL! 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
2269 Quit your belly-achin', being stranded isn't fun for me either. 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2270 If it makes you feel any better, this was number four on my bucket list... 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2271 Hey, bartender, do you know how to make a whale float? 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2272 Sorry, 'Free Willy' made it look so easy. 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
2273 It's the only place I can enjoy the beach without being rescued. 1.1721 0.04462 122 107 9 6
2274 I dare you, call me fat again! 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
2275 Whale circumcision gone horribly wrong! 1.1721 0.04307 122 106 11 5
2276 Quit blubbering, I broke your fall! 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
2277 Don't you just hate Mondays? 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
2278 Ishmael? Dick? 1.1721 0.04307 122 106 11 5
2279 I could've sworn I saw Jonah here a few minutes ago. 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2280 Sorry, Ishmael. Call me embarrassed. 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
2281 Thinks he's a lap whale 1.1721 0.03624 122 102 19 1
2282 Your personal information may have been compromised in a breach. 1.1721 0.03624 122 102 19 1
2283 Sorry about this, but as long as you're down there, do you see my wallet? 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
2284 No, this isn't an island. You're on top of my wife. 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
2285 The images to follow may upset some readers. 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
2286 Dear Mom and Dad: Having a whale of a time! 1.1721 0.03624 122 102 19 1
2287 Ishmael, I've been looking for you 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
2288 It looked much bigger on VRBO. I'm just sayin'. 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2289 Sorry. Can we talk? 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2290 I got you covered 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2291 Great impression. I really thought Shamu was here. 1.1721 0.04307 122 106 11 5
2292 Did you people even read our memo? 'Stop inventing South China Sea islands or else. 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2293 You said you wanted shade. 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2294 But surely size does not matter? 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2295 Don't tell my wife. 1.1721 0.04307 122 106 11 5
2296 I should have thought twice about giving that sperm donor my contact information. 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
2297 Sorry mate-GPS malfunction. 1.1721 0.03624 122 102 19 1
2298 All I wished for was more shade 1.1712 0.03553 146 124 19 3
2299 ...I've gotta get that auto-pilot fixed!... 1.1707 0.03778 123 104 17 2
2300 Hey Moby - ever heard about catch and release? 1.1707 0.04115 123 106 13 4
2301 After we get rescued, we should spend some time apart -- it's starting to feel like I'm smothering you. 1.1707 0.03778 123 104 17 2
2302 Rising sea levels could be a good thing 1.1707 0.03778 123 104 17 2
2303 I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME FAT! IT'S NOT FAT! IT'S BLUBBER! 1.1707 0.03950 123 105 15 3
2304 Ok, Ahab. I'll get off, but you have to promise to just let it go already. 1.1707 0.03950 123 105 15 3
2305 When I said I wanted a whale of a time I didn't expect this 1.1707 0.04115 123 106 13 4
2306 Look at it this way, you won't be alone any more. 1.1707 0.03597 123 103 19 1
2307 Of all the palm trees on al the sand spits in the world, you had to pick mine! 1.1707 0.03597 123 103 19 1
2308 Geez, I'm sorry, is this beach taken? 1.1707 0.04274 123 107 11 5
2309 We can't go on meeting like this. 1.1707 0.03950 123 105 15 3
2310 C'mon ... Crawl out from under me and tell me what I did wrong. 1.1707 0.04274 123 107 11 5
2311 Thank god for you, I saw your S.O.S. 1.1707 0.03778 123 104 17 2
2312 Hope you don't think I'm piling on. 1.1707 0.03778 123 104 17 2
2313 And to think, Moby Dick was my desert island book! 1.1707 0.04115 123 106 13 4
2314 I'm giving you to the count of three to get off of me or else I'm gonna get really angry. 1.1707 0.04274 123 107 11 5
2315 I've got a crush on him. 1.1707 0.03778 123 104 17 2
2316 Oh yeah, scratch right there. 1.1707 0.03950 123 105 15 3
2317 So much for my flying-fish routine. 1.1707 0.03950 123 105 15 3
2318 Is that what you meant when you said you like to be on top! 1.1707 0.04575 123 109 7 7
2319 Can we have a chat about global warming? 1.1707 0.04115 123 106 13 4
2320 It looks like we couldn't free Willy this time. 1.1707 0.03950 123 105 15 3
2321 After you change the oil, do you have time to check my remora? 1.1707 0.03950 123 105 15 3
2322 Scoreboard says! ... Moby - 1, Gilligan - 0. 1.1707 0.03778 123 104 17 2
2323 "Your desert, my dessert". 1.1707 0.03778 123 104 17 2
2324 Ahh...I should have stuck with Wilson! 1.1707 0.04427 123 108 9 6
2325 Where's Jonah? 1.1707 0.04115 123 106 13 4
2326 Have you seen my IPod ? 1.1707 0.03950 123 105 15 3
2327 Not as fun as wiping out a whole beach, but still fun. 1.1707 0.03950 123 105 15 3
2328 I'm REALLY sick of seafood! 1.1707 0.04115 123 106 13 4
2329 I just don't understand it. We never TALK anymore...... 1.1707 0.03950 123 105 15 3
2330 I'm not the island-jumper I used to be. 1.1707 0.03778 123 104 17 2
2331 That was a half-gainer with 2 1/2 twists. 1.1707 0.04115 123 106 13 4
2332 Your incessant screaming was keeping the kids up. 1.1707 0.04274 123 107 11 5
2333 You ever hear of squatters' rights? 1.1707 0.04115 123 106 13 4
2334 Sorry. Mistook you for that Ahab guy. 1.1707 0.04115 123 106 13 4
2335 What? I can't hear well out of the water. 1.1707 0.03778 123 104 17 2
2336 Don't move. I think I lost a contact lens. 1.1707 0.03950 123 105 15 3
2337 OK, fine, don't call me Ishmael. Call me whatever you want! 1.1707 0.03597 123 103 19 1
2338 I tried to tell you 'Musical Chairs' was a bad idea! 1.1707 0.04115 123 106 13 4
2339 Sorry, I thought you were a Pokémon. 1.1707 0.04274 123 107 11 5
2340 You of all people should know GPS isn't always right. 1.1707 0.03950 123 105 15 3
2341 Sorry -- I set my GPS to Palm Beach. 1.1707 0.03597 123 103 19 1
2342 Lenny learns why they're called "Hump Backs" 1.1707 0.04115 123 106 13 4
2343 You've got a busted ball joint on your blow hole. 1.1694 0.04540 124 110 7 7
2344 You said you wanted a hug. 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2345 What would Melville do? 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
2346 God, are you sure I have to eat him? Sitting on him seems to be working pretty well... 1.1694 0.04242 124 108 11 5
2347 So that's a "high five?" 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2348 I should have built a wall and made Whales pay for it..... 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2349 This is not your day, is it? 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2350 And then he called me a dick! 1.1694 0.04242 124 108 11 5
2351 I'm sure sorry for the mistake, but you have to admit, this would have been hilarious if you really WERE Captain Ahab. 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2352 I'm sorry, I just felt so isolated, you know? 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2353 Can we cut down on the surprise visits ? 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
2354 So much for an island in the sun. 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
2355 WE NEED TO REVISIT YOUR TIME SHARE AGREEMENT 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
2356 Excuse me 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
2357 Really, I just wanted a little hug! 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
2358 Now you can tell the story about the Big One that got away. 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
2359 What the heck is Pokemon Go? 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2360 Oh crap! Now Seaworld will never take me! 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2361 Am I coming on too strong? 1.1680 0.03891 125 107 15 3
2362 Whale you please, get off from me! 1.1653 0.04598 121 108 6 7
2363 Now let's work on height 1.1653 0.03953 121 104 14 3
2364 And I used to think climate change was a hoax. 1.1653 0.04124 121 105 12 4
2365 1. All's whale that ends whale. 2. No manatee is an island.3. Jonah didn't do that on porpoise. 3. Jonah didn't do that on porpoise. 3. Jonah did not do this on porpoise 1.1653 0.03775 121 103 16 2
2366 Hey there Ishmael, did you miss me? 1.1653 0.03953 121 104 14 3
2367 Hello Coast Guard? Does your rescue ship have a 40-ton crane? 1.1653 0.04124 121 105 12 4
2368 Now do you believe that I'm not a Pokémon monster? 1.1653 0.03953 121 104 14 3
2369 Whale, whale, whale, look what we have here. 1.1653 0.04124 121 105 12 4
2370 Your ride service has arrived! 1.1653 0.03588 121 102 18 1
2371 Somehow I thought that having a whale of a time would be more fun. 1.1653 0.04124 121 105 12 4
2372 No, no, not whaling - I was sailing. 1.1653 0.03953 121 104 14 3
2373 Actually, whales are mammals. 1.1653 0.04288 121 106 10 5
2374 I guess my voice is a little krill.. 1.1653 0.03953 121 104 14 3
2375 Can we build Sandcastles later? 1.1653 0.03953 121 104 14 3
2376 Y'want the warm rinse like the last time, or spearmint? 1.1653 0.03953 121 104 14 3
2377 You looked bigger in your Tinder photo. 1.1653 0.03588 121 102 18 1
2378 There goes my premium. 1.1653 0.03775 121 103 16 2
2379 Ok Moby my arm is tired. No more belly rub. 1.1653 0.03775 121 103 16 2
2380 Miami was a whale of a town, wasn't it Carlos...before the climate change. Carlos? 1.1653 0.04445 121 107 8 6
2381 On behalf of Save-The-Whales, I thank you for your contribution. 1.1653 0.03391 121 101 20 0
2382 I meant stranded with the book, Moby Dick. 1.1653 0.04124 121 105 12 4
2383 You were right, ma'am, you are pregnant. 1.1653 0.04124 121 105 12 4
2384 I guess we both bought the same GPS. 1.1653 0.03775 121 103 16 2
2385 Do I LOOK like a Carnival Cruise rescue boat to you? 1.1653 0.04124 121 105 12 4
2386 Do you think I need to lose some weight? 1.1653 0.04124 121 105 12 4
2387 Am I hurting you? 1.1653 0.03953 121 104 14 3
2388 I don't usually cuddle, but if it's something you need... 1.1653 0.04124 121 105 12 4
2389 All I wanted was a coconut water. 1.1653 0.04288 121 106 10 5
2390 That’s what you get for calling me a sperm whale. 1.1653 0.03953 121 104 14 3
2391 "Call you WHAT"? 1.1653 0.03953 121 104 14 3
2392 Mind if I play through? 1.1653 0.03775 121 103 16 2
2393 I hate whaling season. 1.1653 0.04288 121 106 10 5
2394 I've stopped by to say it is not too late to turn things around. 1.1653 0.04288 121 106 10 5
2395 Coldwell Banker billed it as "an inexpensive, personal island, where I would have a whale of a good time! in retirement". 1.1653 0.03775 121 103 16 2
2396 Now that's a belly flop 1.1653 0.04124 121 105 12 4
2397 What are you blubbering? 1.1653 0.04288 121 106 10 5
2398 I couldn't bear to watch you succumb to cliche. 1.1653 0.03953 121 104 14 3
2399 excuse me, i thought i ordered the California roll 1.1653 0.04124 121 105 12 4
2400 It's on three, not after three. 1.1653 0.04124 121 105 12 4
2401 Best I've had since Jonah. 1.1653 0.03953 121 104 14 3
2402 Help! Some captain named Ahab is after me! 1.1653 0.04288 121 106 10 5
2403 Sorry human but your species is making beaches harder to find. 1.1653 0.04598 121 108 6 7
2404 Maybe I should have carried you across the threshold. 1.1653 0.04445 121 107 8 6
2405 We're stuck on this thing together - no point moaning about it now. 1.1653 0.04445 121 107 8 6
2406 Sorry dude, but this rest stop just isn't big enough for both of us! 1.1653 0.03775 121 103 16 2
2407 I suppose I have some explaining to do. 1.1653 0.03953 121 104 14 3
2408 Weren't you on the whale watch cruise? 1.1653 0.03775 121 103 16 2
2409 I think we would both benefit by going for a swim. 1.1653 0.04124 121 105 12 4
2410 So, you haven't been brushing lately. 1.1653 0.04445 121 107 8 6
2411 I'm really sorry! I didn't update my GPS!! 1.1653 0.03588 121 102 18 1
2412 Moby your such a Dick. 1.1653 0.04124 121 105 12 4
2413 Aw. He has a crush on you. 1.1653 0.03775 121 103 16 2
2414 So, where is this Jonah guy ? 1.1653 0.03953 121 104 14 3
2415 Really? 1.1653 0.04288 121 106 10 5
2416 On second thought, I won't be needing that sunscreen. 1.1653 0.03953 121 104 14 3
2417 mmff mmzzn mibb mmnam 1.1653 0.03953 121 104 14 3
2418 Wrong bait again...... bummer! 1.1653 0.04288 121 106 10 5
2419 Yet another wish too vague. 1.1653 0.04445 121 107 8 6
2420 Mind if I take a selfie? 1.1653 0.03588 121 102 18 1
2421 November 8th has been weighing on my mind too... 1.1653 0.03775 121 103 16 2
2422 So much for 'stealth mode'. 1.1653 0.03953 121 104 14 3
2423 PLEASE VOTE FOR HILLARY!!! 1.1653 0.04288 121 106 10 5
2424 Trouble weighs a ton. 1.1653 0.04124 121 105 12 4
2425 Some of the best love stories end in tragedy. 1.1653 0.03775 121 103 16 2
2426 Ishmael you said? 1.1653 0.04288 121 106 10 5
2427 YOU LOOKED DIFFERENT IN YOUR PROFILE PICTURE 1.1653 0.03588 121 102 18 1
2428 O.K., smart aleck. Still say "Moby-Dick" is a venereal disease? 1.1653 0.03588 121 102 18 1
2429 My bad. Didn't see you there. 1.1653 0.03775 121 103 16 2
2430 Harry, I think I caught one. 1.1653 0.03588 121 102 18 1
2431 Only island hopping 1.1653 0.03391 121 101 20 0
2432 Looks to me like you need to do a better job flossing. 1.1653 0.04124 121 105 12 4
2433 Don't ever say I wasn't here for you. 1.1653 0.04124 121 105 12 4
2434 Sorry, man. I was going after Wilson. 1.1653 0.04124 121 105 12 4
2435 This beach looked bigger--and less crowded--in the brochure. 1.1653 0.03953 121 104 14 3
2436 Free William 1.1653 0.03953 121 104 14 3
2437 Biblical Stories Revealed: Jonah was actually stuck under a whale all that time--later took poetic license. 1.1653 0.04124 121 105 12 4
2438 Too much krill. Happens every time. 1.1653 0.04288 121 106 10 5
2439 This island isn't big enough for the two of us, Hombre. 1.1653 0.04288 121 106 10 5
2440 What do you say we try that again, Jonah? 1.1653 0.04445 121 107 8 6
2441 Sorry for dropping by unannounced! 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2442 This is about as successful as when you came to my place. 1.1639 0.03561 122 103 18 1
2443 Whatever happened to Wilson? 1.1639 0.04092 122 106 12 4
2444 This is the last time I order take-out. 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2445 This island's not big enough for both of us! 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
2446 I'm so tired of sushi. 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
2447 This island was reserved for me. 1.1639 0.04092 122 106 12 4
2448 you have reached your destination! 1.1639 0.04411 122 108 8 6
2449 Excuse me, I didn't know that this Island was taken. 1.1639 0.03561 122 103 18 1
2450 Well, this looks like the beginning of a long friendship. 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
2451 Ok...Down Boy..Down Boy. 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
2452 Jonah, So good to see you again! 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
2453 You gotta hide me, that captain is so obsessive-compulsive! 1.1639 0.04092 122 106 12 4
2454 Now they can call you Fishmeal! 1.1639 0.04092 122 106 12 4
2455 I wonder how Free Willy made it. 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2456 I'm only doing this for research 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
2457 My lawyer called it a breach of contact. 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2458 Now you grasp the weight of the situation. 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
2459 Okay, I concede. You absolutely spout wisdom. 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2460 It worked on Free Willy... 1.1639 0.04255 122 107 10 5
2461 It's a bit isolated, but I'm having a whale of a time. Thanks for asking 1.1639 0.04092 122 106 12 4
2462 To you, buddy, it's Uncle Moby. 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2463 Air B&B said I'd have an ocean view, but this is ridiculous 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
2464 A whale's interpretation of 'No man is an island.' 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
2465 I hear you been talking to Ahab. 1.1639 0.04092 122 106 12 4
2466 Dumb idea to practice my whale call technique. 1.1639 0.04092 122 106 12 4
2467 Babe. We need to chat. I think I need more space. 1.1639 0.04255 122 107 10 5
2468 Tomorrow you can have the top bunk. 1.1639 0.03561 122 103 18 1
2469 Quick! Drag me back to the water! 1.1639 0.04255 122 107 10 5
2470 Ahab is in the area, so can I crash with you for a while? 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
2471 Of course I love to snuggle, but honestly, I think my whole body has gone numb. 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2472 Ishmael, you said? Well it's Smushmael now. 1.1639 0.04092 122 106 12 4
2473 I'm a blue whale in need of a hug. 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2474 I screamed "heeelp" not "kelp" 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2475 I gotta stop drinking. 1.1626 0.03893 123 106 14 3
2476 What's the catch? 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2477 This really isn't your week, is it? 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2478 This is how it feels to caption another island cartoon. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2479 Ok. Next time you get to be the man. 1.1597 0.04300 119 105 9 5
2480 MY NAME IS FRANKLIN AND I'M NOT PLANKTON. DO YOU MIND OPENING YOUR MOUTH? 1.1597 0.04300 119 105 9 5
2481 Oops, sorry. Your radio sounded like a mating call. 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2482 DON'T call me RICHARD! 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2483 Allegorically speaking, this was not the ending Stan had anticipated. 1.1597 0.03577 119 101 17 1
2484 Your Craig's List ad said parking was included, but apparently not. 1.1597 0.04300 119 105 9 5
2485 What does 'mmmummmbummummm' mean? 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2486 I just wish you were more talkative sometimes. 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2487 Sorry, Hamptons property was too expensive. 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2488 It was a nice visit, now roll me back in. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2489 I'm kind of liking this whole AirB&B situation. 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2490 My fluke's asleep. 1.1597 0.03372 119 100 19 0
2491 I think you are right, you should be the big spoon. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2492 I didn't see that coming. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2493 Isn't it my turn to be on top? 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2494 I told you, it's not "Moby Dick," it's Moby Richard. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2495 For the last time, you are not, I repeat, NOT a lap-whale 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2496 Olly, Olly oxen free! 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2497 Pacific Life commercial, take one. 1.1597 0.03577 119 101 17 1
2498 You should consider adding additional coverage to your homeowners policy. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2499 I think you've overstayed your whalecome. 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2500 That must have been your whistling and not my mother's. 1.1597 0.03577 119 101 17 1
2501 Jonah! Whatcha doing here, man? 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2502 Of all the gin joints, in all the world, she walks into mine 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2503 I'm really flattened by your attention. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2504 What's that wailing sound? 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2505 I want to evolve 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2506 I don't suppose you could hand me my harpoon? 1.1597 0.03577 119 101 17 1
2507 OK, now you scratch my back. 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2508 Could you just roll a bit to the left? 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2509 Bet you're glad i skipped the second helping of plankton this morning! 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2510 I can't quit you, Jonah. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2511 "This is not your week". 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2512 That was close. At first I thought it was a Great White. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2513 The orca dared me to. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2514 Rub her tummy and Shamu would follow you anywhere! 1.1597 0.03577 119 101 17 1
2515 Uggghhhh... call me Squishmael. 1.1597 0.04300 119 105 9 5
2516 You looked like Pikachu from the water. 1.1597 0.03577 119 101 17 1
2517 Look out little buddy, sharks! 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2518 Jonah! Where have you been? 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2519 Sorry, buddy, but life's a beach! 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2520 So you're the one that didn't get away. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2521 Now you understand why they call me Moby Dick? 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2522 I don't care about the research. They've never flossed with a palm tree. 1.1597 0.04300 119 105 9 5
2523 Sorry, Mr. Trump, but exiling you to a desert island just wasn't "hyuge" enough. 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2524 That concludes the exam. You owe me for a new palm tree. 1.1597 0.03577 119 101 17 1
2525 Do I still get the herring? 1.1597 0.04300 119 105 9 5
2526 I tried to tell him . . . an island economy just can't support an aquarium . . . 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2527 Jonah? Where are you, buddy? 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2528 Just need to catch my breath... 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2529 Take a deep breath. 5 more minutes and we're done with your oil change. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2530 Just to let you know, I'm NOT having a whale of a good time here! 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2531 Okay, I’ll call you Ishmael. But I’m here to take you to the same place I took Captain Ahab. 1.1597 0.04300 119 105 9 5
2532 My bad, I thought that you were Jonah 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2533 I told you that it's not big enough for the both of us. 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2534 Wait, are you trying to tell me you didn't request an Uber? 1.1597 0.03577 119 101 17 1
2535 I admit it's a bit of a squeeze. 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2536 You're not Captain Ahab? 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2537 You know, Jonah, this routine is getting old. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2538 Beached Whale Lives Matter! 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2539 I just asked for some sushi. 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2540 Not my fault your desert-island companion wish was Moby. 1.1597 0.04300 119 105 9 5
2541 Where exactly is that thorn? 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2542 I'm glad I finally found a therapist. 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2543 I heard someone shouting my name....Wilson. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2544 This is all I can afford since SeaWorld let me go. 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2545 Oops! Sorry. My GPS kept recalculating! 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2546 They don't call me Moby Dick for nothing! 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2547 Quit crying and get back out there. 1.1597 0.03577 119 101 17 1
2548 Yeah, yeah, 'beached whale,' I get it. 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2549 I was here first! 1.1597 0.03577 119 101 17 1
2550 You can stop now. They said flossing isn't necessary anymore. 1.1597 0.04300 119 105 9 5
2551 Oh, sorry, son, the brochure said it was uninhabited. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2552 Aren't you glad to be off that ship, Ishmael? 1.1597 0.04300 119 105 9 5
2553 I need some more alone time. 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2554 Be careful what you wish for, Jonah. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2555 I wish for food and shelter, and this is the best you can do?! 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2556 Sorry, I thought you were traveling this weekend 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2557 I guess I'm afraid of commitment. And harpoons. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2558 Take that, Ahab! 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2559 Looks like you're about 4 quarts of blubber low 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2560 Sorry, I didn't mean to whale on you. It's just my nature. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2561 Behold: The whale's equivalent of stepping on a Lego. 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2562 I was waving at the ship! Not you ughhh.... 1.1597 0.03577 119 101 17 1
2563 It's the palm tree you can't see I'm worried about. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2564 I'm sure I'm not in 'Sea World" anymore. 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2565 Yes I know you're here 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2566 Oh, boy! You're getting old for belly rubs. 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2567 This wasn't on Travelocity. 1.1597 0.03577 119 101 17 1
2568 I don't know about you but that workout crushed me. 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2569 Uh, Jonah, it's the other way around. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2570 You rest here, Jonah. Jonah? 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2571 I am covered for life! 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2572 Does anyone have a toothpick? 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2573 It could have been worse; it could have been a Sperm Whale! 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2574 My top ten albums are..... 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2575 Possession is 9/10 of the law. 1.1597 0.04300 119 105 9 5
2576 I saw Greg Louganis make that dive, I thought I could do it. 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2577 I'm glad to see you too, Moby. Now get off my back! 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2578 Move over . . . there's room enough for both of us! 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2579 I bit off more than I could chew. 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2580 I need to floss 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2581 It's so nice to finally have someone to tell my troubles to. 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2582 I meant the book. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2583 Now scratch a little to the left 1.1597 0.03577 119 101 17 1
2584 A little help, fella? 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2585 With everything we throw in the water these days, I don't blame you! 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2586 Be careful what you wish for, right? 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2587 EVIDENCE CONFIRMED: The Isle of One Man is no more. 1.1597 0.03577 119 101 17 1
2588 "No man has an island to himself". 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2589 Aw crap, beached again, did the Chinese put that island here? 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2590 You're breaking up. Is it me? Hello? 1.1597 0.04300 119 105 9 5
2591 Aquaman, you might have been better off with some Prozac. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2592 All I wanted was a hug. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2593 Did someone say shark 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2594 Hello, Asian Gardens, that was a sushi order for one, not a ton. 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2595 Nowadays, we're really dependent on road krill. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2596 You're awfully quiet dear. Is everything OK? 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2597 I told you it was better if you got on top... 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2598 Argh! This blows! 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2599 That's going to leave a kriller bruise... 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2600 "... Jonah?...JONAH?....Hey....JOOO-NAAAAAAH!?!?!... 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2601 I told you not to hog the shade. 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2602 We thank you for your patience and apologize for any inconvenience 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2603 I prayed for floating rubber, not floating blubber! 1.1597 0.04300 119 105 9 5
2604 Since when has there been an island here? 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2605 Tragedy strikes when released aquarium whale seeks human companionship 1.1597 0.03577 119 101 17 1
2606 You're 3 fish late on your mortgage. 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2607 Oh oh! Trouble in Paradise? 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2608 Dang! Thought he had a peg leg. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2609 My long jump's not much, want to see my 400 meter freestyle? 1.1597 0.04300 119 105 9 5
2610 I'm telling you I'm not Herman Melville! 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2611 Let's just cuddle. 1.1597 0.04300 119 105 9 5
2612 Due to the proliferation of misleading profile information it is suggested that first dates be in well trafficked public places. 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2613 Moby, you are a dickhead. 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2614 Just scratch right there. Ahh, thanks Cap'n Ahab. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2615 Your mom is an Ahab and my dad is Moby Dick but we can make it work. 1.1597 0.03577 119 101 17 1
2616 Yes, I'm a Dick. Moby Dick. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2617 Hello, did somebody call for a water taxi? 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2618 Do you have any sunscreen? I burn easily. 1.1597 0.03577 119 101 17 1
2619 When I wished for a deluxe seafood dinner, this really wasn't what I had in mind. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2620 Just try and 'save' me, wiseguy! 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2621 Live free and die. 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2622 I just hate it when something gets stuck in my teeth. 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2623 Oh stop complaining. These islands are harder to spot since you caused the sea level rise. 1.1597 0.04300 119 105 9 5
2624 No worries, bud. I’ve gone vegan. 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2625 As you said, "Life's a beach." 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2626 I'm not Ishmael, but you may call me whatever you'd like. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2627 Tastes like chicken. 1.1583 0.04099 120 105 11 4
2628 Moby Dick finally reciprocated Ahab's unrequited love. 1.1583 0.04099 120 105 11 4
2629 Homicide: Life on the Beach 1.1583 0.03742 120 103 15 2
2630 We're all killer whales 1.1583 0.04099 120 105 11 4
2631 Hump Day in paradise 1.1583 0.03924 120 104 13 3
2632 You just had to poke me with that pointy stick, didn't you? 1.1583 0.03742 120 103 15 2
2633 Nobody likes hugs but me. 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2634 Can you fix it? I don't want to be known as Moby Dickless! 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2635 I didn't think the movie lived up to the book. 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2636 A little to the left and this is the best massage ever! 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2637 You called, Ishmael? 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2638 Marooned animal-trainer Ted's perfected his animal-call and now needs his rollover. 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2639 I swear this island used to be bigger. 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2640 Sharknado's got nothin' on me. 1.1538 0.03563 117 100 16 1
2641 Saorry, buddy, but my GPS said, "Go straight." 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2642 Sorry, fella- you really do look just like that jerk Ahab! 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2643 Cartoon Whales matter! 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2644 But inside I truly feel I'm a Cockapoo... 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2645 The book?!! Well, perhaps you should have been more specific on your Desert Island list. 1.1538 0.04479 117 105 6 6
2646 What have I done? When you said to 'just blow it out your blowhole' I lost it! 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2647 'The name's Johnny, not Jonah.' 1.1538 0.03563 117 100 16 1
2648 Look, I'm sensitive enough about my weight... 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2649 I hoped you'd get me off the island, not have you on the island. 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2650 And a rock feels pain; And an island cries. 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2651 Nice to meet you Ishmael. Call me full. 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2652 I was told I could find Willy here. 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2653 Her dream came true. She was stranded on an island with the man she loved. She had never known that he used to talk behind her back; telling his friends she was a big, fat whale. 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2654 Sorry Jonah, I didn't account for the change is sea level 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2655 "And then she swam away like she didn't even know me". 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2656 Aruuumpaaaa (translation Oops). 1.1538 0.03563 117 100 16 1
2657 Yes, my name is Jonah, but I called Uber. 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2658 Sorry...I thought I was jumping the shark. 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2659 I have a lot of social anxiety about people not wanting me around. 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2660 Each of them ran out of luck that day..... 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2661 I don't care what they say about Global Warming. The water is COLD! 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2662 Well, why'd you think we were called sperm whales? 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2663 Forget 'Ismael'...call him an ambulance! 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2664 Two out of three? 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2665 Yeah? You try swimming thousands of miles and singing at the same time. 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2666 Ishmael, I'll take the story from here. 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2667 ...Shouldn't have used 100,000 lb Test line! 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2668 Oh come on. I've already lost 5000 pounds on the Low Krill Diet. 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2669 Ahab. Ahab?! AHAB!! 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2670 Call me Moby. 1.1538 0.03563 117 100 16 1
2671 I'm lost; can you help me out? 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2672 I thought you were the Wicked Witch of the West. 1.1538 0.04312 117 104 8 5
2673 Last time I ever use a discount travel site 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2674 Don't wait up honey, Jonah's giving me a ride 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2675 The last stand of Cap'N Crunch 1.1538 0.04312 117 104 8 5
2676 I never said that you were fat. 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2677 Oh whale, guess isle just rest here. 1.1538 0.03563 117 100 16 1
2678 I don't know...We just clicked. 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2679 They called me Ishmael. 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2680 Who you calling 'blubber-butt'. Ahab? 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2681 Life's a beach, isn't it? 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2682 I think you got it this time. My back feels great! 1.1538 0.03350 117 99 18 0
2683 Sorry for the palm tree. 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2684 Jonah misunderstood and tried to swallow the whale. 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2685 Another game of Twister? 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2686 The menu said "Isle of Man" with date sauce 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2687 Maybe calling Ahab Rescue Service wasn't such a good idea. 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2688 Tragically, Friday discovers that Moby is freaked by Shark Week too! 1.1538 0.04312 117 104 8 5
2689 In my defense, he did say "blow me". 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2690 Sorry; Autopilot's still in beta. 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2691 Darn! I knew I should have trained before signing up for the high jump. 1.1538 0.04312 117 104 8 5
2692 "They were right...tastes like chicken". 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2693 Well he was a wailer... 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2694 Don't gripe, Ahab. You still have two legs. 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2695 I know I wished for a whale of a time on this vacation - but easy does it. 1.1538 0.04312 117 104 8 5
2696 I know, but it says right on the app "Pokemon are not to scale." 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2697 "At least now only his feet will be sunburned". 1.1538 0.03563 117 100 16 1
2698 I told you to lift with your legs 1.1538 0.03563 117 100 16 1
2699 I'm lonely. 1.1538 0.04312 117 104 8 5
2700 Can I get my volleyball back? 1.1538 0.03563 117 100 16 1
2701 Getting to gnaw you, getting to gnaw all about you. 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2702 It hurts me worse than it hurts you. 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2703 Do you have a moment to talk about Poseidon? 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2704 Better me than you. 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2705 This gives a whole new meaning to "looks like a beached whale"! 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2706 Land shark, my ass! 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2707 Sorry. I guess I am in your sun. If that's what you just said. 1.1538 0.04312 117 104 8 5
2708 Ooh that is good now scratch a little to the left 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2709 You did pray for a miracle. 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2710 Really, thanks for bringing "Wilson" back, now get off me! 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2711 A Breach too far. 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2712 Hey, don't blame me for rising sea levels. 1.1538 0.03563 117 100 16 1
2713 So do you think that Kim and Kanye will have more children? What about Khloe's morning makeup regime? Rick? Rick? 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2714 So sorry. I've cleared this rock hundreds of times before! 1.1538 0.03563 117 100 16 1
2715 And then there was the one that didn't get away. 1.1538 0.03563 117 100 16 1
2716 I have a higher sleep number. 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2717 Who moved my island? 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2718 There goes the neighborhood! 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2719 This is not my idea of a whale of a good time. 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2720 Huh so this is the difference between a mermaid and a merman. 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2721 Fresh catch of the day. 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2722 Moby Dick's overenthusiasm had cost him many a friend. 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2723 Now that I saved one, what should I do? 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2724 You know, I'd really like to start out as friends. 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2725 You won't believe it. I just spotted a ship headed this way! 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2726 Stop calling me Ishmael! 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2727 You mean it's called "breaching"? With an "r"? 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2728 Hold me, Robert. 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2729 I just wanted to be friends. 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2730 Lot 43. Charcoal drawing from the estate of Ethel Melville. Draft 3: "Ahab's Demise". Up next....Lot 43 from the estate of Ethel Melville. Drawing in charcoal: "Ahab's Demise". 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2731 You are so negative. 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2732 I tried to tell you, "whales don't climb trees". 1.1538 0.03563 117 100 16 1
2733 Okay, which of us is in the wrong idiom? 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2734 WILSON!!! WILSON!!!! HELP!!! 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2735 I guess this tooth pic comes with a garnish 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2736 Guess I got a little aggressive on that jump. 1.1538 0.03563 117 100 16 1
2737 Will your travel insurance cover this? 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2738 But I love you. 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2739 There goes my desert island fantasy! Should have been a little more clear when I prayed for a companion. 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2740 Heard of a humpback whale? I'm a humpforward. 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2741 The accidental killer whale. 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2742 I meant the novel! 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2743 1. we definitely have issues with our travel agent 2. sorry i ordered the bass 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2744 Gotcha 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2745 Your UberSea is now arriving. 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2746 Ahab? Ahab?! 1.1538 0.03563 117 100 16 1
2747 I read it was a " dessert island" 1.1538 0.03563 117 100 16 1
2748 I told you I could breach... 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2749 Sorry I didn't realize this island was inhabited. 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2750 Is this better, Jonah? 1.1538 0.03563 117 100 16 1
2751 Robison Crushed So 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2752 Sorry about your cruise...but that all-you-can-eat buffet was extraordinary. 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2753 Some genius apparently decided to do a Defoe-Melville mash-up. 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2754 My pod-leader said your name is Ahab. 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2755 I'm afraid you need a root canal 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2756 At least you're better off than Jonah. 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2757 For the last time, you fool, it's humpback, not hunchback. 1.1538 0.04479 117 105 6 6
2758 Maybe true love can't conquer all. 1.1538 0.03350 117 99 18 0
2759 Ishmael, planted. 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2760 Uh... can we try this again tomorrow? I think I've almost got it. 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2761 It's Willy! I'm back! 1.1538 0.03563 117 100 16 1
2762 Thank God you've come 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2763 I'll never let go, Jack. I promise. 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2764 Off, Moby! You aren't a lap-whale. 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2765 I land. 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2766 Do you mind dude? You're killing me. 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2767 Prove your body is taller than the tree, he says. It will be fun, he says. 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2768 Guess I should have taken a longer swimming start 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2769 I meant the novel Moby Dick, not the whale. 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2770 Payback's a bitch, isn't it? 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2771 Ahab is right behind me. 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2772 I should have specified I meant the book. 1.1538 0.04479 117 105 6 6
2773 Oh, I heard this property was about to be underwater. 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2774 A beached whale smothering a stranded castaway; yup, I think ol' Danny Shanahan was drawing a metaphor for the modern economy. 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2775 Oh dear! Another Poke-mishap! 1.1538 0.03563 117 100 16 1
2776 Call me "stranded". 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2777 Jonah instantly regretted climbing the tree with his new friend 1.1538 0.04479 117 105 6 6
2778 And now for your second wish? 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2779 Sorry, I thought this beach was bigger. 1.1538 0.03350 117 99 18 0
2780 Scene from the twisted alternate ending of Free Willy 1.1538 0.04312 117 104 8 5
2781 I just wanted to cuddle 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2782 Sea food has always overwhelmed me. 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2783 JONAH!!! 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2784 Okay, now slowly drop the fishing spear into the water. 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2785 Does this make me look fat? 1.1538 0.03563 117 100 16 1
2786 This is not what I meant when I wished for a whale of a time 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2787 It's like ra-a-ain, on your wedding day... 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2788 I didn't know this island was occupied. 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2789 Scratch a little to the left. Aah, right there. 1.1538 0.04312 117 104 8 5
2790 A man who's an island always gets wailed on. 1.1538 0.03563 117 100 16 1
2791 If you were stranded on a desert island, what is the one . . . 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2792 The pet whale makes me long for my dog back home. 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2793 Oh great,marooned. What are the chances of that happening? 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2794 Looks like we need to replace this crown. 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2795 And…heave! Hey, I don’t feel any heaving. 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2796 Too bad I didn't bet the over/under! What are the odds of a beached whale AND a beached man on the same tiny deserted island? 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2797 Stranded on a desert island, and all I've got is Moby Dick. 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2798 At last, Timmy, separated for 20 years, was re-united with his beloved master. 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2799 Sorry, they’re filming Whalenado. 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2800 Turns out, there aren't other fishes in the sea for me. 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2801 I SAID NO HUGGING! 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2802 The guys at Woods Hole think their chip implants are s-o-o-o-o perfect 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2803 Moby, you have no idea; the stress is really crushing me. 1.1538 0.03563 117 100 16 1
2804 Call me Squish-ya-well. 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2805 Wow. This guy's going to smell after a while. 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2806 Who's Moby Dick now? 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2807 Island Hop Fail 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2808 What were the odds? 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2809 I finally got you, Ishmael! 1.1538 0.04312 117 104 8 5
2810 Hey, don't blame me for global warming! 1.1538 0.04312 117 104 8 5
2811 Robinson realizes whale psychiatry carries a heavy load. 1.1538 0.03563 117 100 16 1
2812 Sorry, I'm just so over the krill. 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2813 I've missed you, Max 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2814 Ahab didn't like to cuddle either. 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2815 Cannonball? 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2816 Sorry, pal. This global warming thing is definitely real. 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2817 Sorry, I thought you said "beach" not "breach!" 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2818 Don't blame me, blame global warming. 1.1538 0.03563 117 100 16 1
2819 Call me Ishmael... or not. 1.1538 0.04312 117 104 8 5
2820 Now I know how Jonah felt! 1.1538 0.03563 117 100 16 1
2821 Dear Mom & Dad, Having a whale of a time on vacation! Love, Johnny 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2822 Face plant! 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2823 No rush. You're not my only problem. 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2824 Thanks for sharing 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2825 Well the Airbnb listing did say "shared island!" 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2826 Life's a beach. 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2827 You never accepted my invitations so I thought I'd come over. 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2828 That's it!....keep pushing up!....now you've got it!...lift, lift.... 1.1525 0.03734 118 102 14 2
2829 Well it sure looked like a shark 1.1525 0.04104 118 104 10 4
2830 Ishmael? Are you okay? Ishmael? 1.1525 0.04104 118 104 10 4
2831 If you can't eat them, join them. 1.1525 0.04104 118 104 10 4
2832 I guess I washed out on the dismount. 1.1525 0.03734 118 102 14 2
2833 Sorry, I'm not ticklish. 1.1525 0.03734 118 102 14 2
2834 I only wished for a whale of a time on a remote island. 1.1525 0.04277 118 105 8 5
2835 I said, "I TAPPED OUT" 1.1525 0.03924 118 103 12 3
2836 "Cetacean sedation". 1.1525 0.03924 118 103 12 3
2837 Now do you see that we can't live here together? 1.1525 0.03924 118 103 12 3
2838 Sorry pal you looked so much like "Ahab" my instincts took over. 1.1525 0.03924 118 103 12 3
2839 This is called a chest-bump in Whale. 1.1525 0.04104 118 104 10 4
2840 Excuse me, mind if I join you? 1.1525 0.03924 118 103 12 3
2841 Another heartbreaking whaled beach. 1.1525 0.04104 118 104 10 4
2842 You made it look really comfy up here. 1.1525 0.03535 118 101 16 1
2843 Just blame it on global warming! 1.1525 0.03734 118 102 14 2
2844 Obsession can go two ways, Ishmael. 1.1525 0.03734 118 102 14 2
2845 How was I supposed to know you meant the book? 1.1525 0.03734 118 102 14 2
2846 Hello God, this is Jonah. 1.1525 0.04104 118 104 10 4
2847 Sorry. I thought it was my girlfriend in a funny hat. 1.1525 0.03924 118 103 12 3
2848 Okay Pinocchio, I'm not going to swallow you this time..- 1.1525 0.03924 118 103 12 3
2849 Hey -- where did you go, Ahab? 1.1525 0.04277 118 105 8 5
2850 The Sperminator strikes again! 1.1525 0.04104 118 104 10 4
2851 When whales think outside the box. 1.1525 0.03734 118 102 14 2
2852 Something's fishy here. 1.1525 0.03734 118 102 14 2
2853 you know what they say 'no man is an island', so thought i'd join you. 1.1525 0.03924 118 103 12 3
2854 Hmm. Salty. 1.1525 0.03734 118 102 14 2
2855 You'll be safe here, Job. Job? 1.1525 0.03924 118 103 12 3
2856 Now you have smashed my favorite stranded-island record by Maria Callas! 1.1525 0.03924 118 103 12 3
2857 Is the pressure too hard or too light? Don’t be afraid to speak up. I'm here to help you, not hurt you. 1.1525 0.03924 118 103 12 3
2858 It has clearly of late been brought to my attention that one nameless party has forgotten the agreed upon, whose side of the island belongs to whom. 1.1525 0.03734 118 102 14 2
2859 A bit harder, to the left. 1.1525 0.03924 118 103 12 3
2860 NO! NO! Not exciting enough. Have the whale swallow him; not just sit in him. 1.1525 0.03924 118 103 12 3
2861 Almost Paradise 1.1525 0.03535 118 101 16 1
2862 Sorry about that - I heard "beach" not "breach" 1.1525 0.04104 118 104 10 4
2863 Sorry, just looking for some sun 1.1525 0.04104 118 104 10 4
2864 I need to speak to Jonah's PR man and I need to speak to him now. 1.1525 0.04104 118 104 10 4
2865 Island dessert 1.1513 0.04071 119 105 10 4
2866 Hello press, This is Gilligan. We have been rescued. 1.1513 0.04071 119 105 10 4
2867 It's sink or swim out there. 1.1513 0.03298 119 101 18 0
2868 'Isle' always love you! Get it? Bill? 1.1513 0.03705 119 103 14 2
2869 He probably wouldn't have been rescued anyhow! 1.1513 0.03893 119 104 12 3
2870 Hey, Ahab, how are tricks? 1.1513 0.03705 119 103 14 2
2871 Sorry, I thought I saw a ghost crab. 1.1500 0.03862 120 105 12 3
2872 Sorry. I've always wanted to "stick the landing." I just didn't know you were there. 1.1489 0.03620 141 124 13 4
2873 Sorry Robinson, my bad. 1.1489 0.03329 141 122 17 2
2874 Moby...DUCK!! 1.1488 0.03648 121 105 14 2
2875 I'm sorry -- your cologne reminded me of my mom. 1.1478 0.04495 115 104 5 6
2876 Looking on the bright side, I can get 2 short stories out of this. 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
2877 Ok, "Moby Dick" may be too-heavy reading for your desert island stay. 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
2878 But on the other hand you are right about the great view from here! 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
2879 Darn global warming 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
2880 Another unfortunate beaching. 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
2881 Climb every mountain, ford every stream... 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
2882 I'm loath to sound cliche but we appear to be in this together. 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
2883 I'm free, Jesse! ....Jesse? 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
2884 I'm not being sarcastic when I say this is LITERALLY a really, really, really big whale. 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
2885 WOULD YOU SCOOT OVER A LOT? 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
2886 Private island vacations aren't all that they're washed up to be. 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
2887 Don't ever call me Ishmael. 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
2888 Where is Greenpeace when you need them? 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
2889 Oh, I should give YOU a piggy back. 1.1478 0.04322 115 103 7 5
2890 Sorry -- helicopters freak me out. 1.1478 0.04322 115 103 7 5
2891 Sorry, but Sharknado 5 tryouts are next week. 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
2892 Life's a beach, eh? 1.1478 0.04322 115 103 7 5
2893 I'm tired being the 'white whale', I want to be the 'tan whale' 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
2894 I love you, Robinson Crusoe 1.1478 0.03546 115 99 15 1
2895 Between a rock and a hard place. 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
2896 Where are the Japanese when you need them? 1.1478 0.04142 115 102 9 4
2897 Remember, you wanted the bottom bunk. 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
2898 Nice to meet you, Ishmael. 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
2899 Flattering. 1.1478 0.04142 115 102 9 4
2900 Sorry, but my GPS malfunctioned again. 1.1478 0.03546 115 99 15 1
2901 Thanks Expedia 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
2902 Season's Greetings from Heifer International 1.1478 0.04495 115 104 5 6
2903 You're suppose to beach yourself on a beach! 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
2904 I thought it was a hypothetical. 1.1478 0.03546 115 99 15 1
2905 Oops. Sorry, Jonah. 1.1478 0.04142 115 102 9 4
2906 Don't go! 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
2907 I'm not Jonah and no I don't want a ride. 1.1478 0.04142 115 102 9 4
2908 Humans really do taste like chicken. 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
2909 I wasn't expecting you. The fish fry is tomorrow. 1.1478 0.04142 115 102 9 4
2910 Oops,... my bad, are you o.k.? 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
2911 I guess you should push, I'll blow, and we will see what happens. 1.1478 0.03324 115 98 17 0
2912 Moby's a dick. 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
2913 Sorry-my sonar reading said 'sperm bank'. 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
2914 Did I hear someone call for help? 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
2915 You said I could cry on your shoulder. 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
2916 Up, Moby! Up! 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
2917 Sorry to drop in unannounced, but I could do with some company. 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
2918 I'm sorry, Wilson!...Wilson, I'm sorry!...I'm sorry!...Wilson!...WIL-SON! 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
2919 Something squishy touched my fin. 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
2920 I am not whining, I just need to get something off my chest. Please get off my towel. 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
2921 Sorry, I had this coconut craving 1.1478 0.03546 115 99 15 1
2922 Sorry. My bad. I thought that waving tree was my boyfriend's whatchamacallit. 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
2923 Uh, buddy? A little help here? 1.1478 0.03546 115 99 15 1
2924 I brought you company. His name's Jonah. 1.1478 0.04322 115 103 7 5
2925 Stop kidding yourselves, people. NO lives matter. 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
2926 Taste like Chicken with a touch of palm oil 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
2927 Is it me, or didn't you have the word 'help' written here? 1.1478 0.03324 115 98 17 0
2928 I thought you said friends support each other... 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
2929 Too much roughage. 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
2930 If you’re going to keep building in the South China Sea, at least put up a sign. 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
2931 Isn't it a struggle surviving here on your own? 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
2932 This tale will not last 376 pages Ahab, 1 and done. 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
2933 That'll teach you to call me a Moby Dick! 1.1478 0.04142 115 102 9 4
2934 "Tastes like Tuna". 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
2935 I'm a vegan, I swear it! 1.1478 0.04142 115 102 9 4
2936 The map said "I Land" 1.1478 0.04322 115 103 7 5
2937 We can't go on like this, Harvey. 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
2938 Get Ishmael on the phone. I've got a great idea for a sequel. 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
2939 As soon as I get your blubber changed, you can be on your way. 1.1478 0.04142 115 102 9 4
2940 Friday, the whale, has proved to be very affectionate. 1.1478 0.04322 115 103 7 5
2941 Did someone call for help? 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
2942 That's affirmative: It's a sperm wale. 1.1478 0.04142 115 102 9 4
2943 1 ---- 2 ---- 3 !!! 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
2944 I'll give you that, you were beached before me. 1.1478 0.03546 115 99 15 1
2945 So, you won't need the sunblock. 1.1478 0.03546 115 99 15 1
2946 I am so sick of krill 1.1478 0.03324 115 98 17 0
2947 I really have to work on my breach. 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
2948 Murphy's Law of Island Stranding. 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
2949 I saw how to do CPR by watching the life guards 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
2950 Now you know how Shamu feels. 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
2951 We are both mammals after all. 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
2952 just show me how to love you 1.1478 0.04142 115 102 9 4
2953 Next time, specify which "Wilson" you're yelling at. 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
2954 Beach volleyball, any...! 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
2955 Quit squirming! You said I could be big spoon. 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
2956 Sometimes it's really hard to have a balanced diet. 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
2957 This ocean isn't big enough for the both of us. 1.1478 0.04322 115 103 7 5
2958 Next time you ask to be stranded on a desert island with Moby Dick, be more specific. 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
2959 At least the island isn't deserted. 1.1478 0.04142 115 102 9 4
2960 Hey, get off me, I was beached here first. 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
2961 Gilligan, is that you? 1.1478 0.03546 115 99 15 1
2962 So you see, Cap’n, I was just playing hard to get. 1.1478 0.03324 115 98 17 0
2963 "But you're taller," you said. "Get that damn seagull out of the tree," you said. 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
2964 Oops. 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
2965 Who said, "...teach a man to fish..."? 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
2966 Some Beach! 1.1475 0.03977 122 108 10 4
2967 I should’ve know a pet whale was a bad idea. 1.1466 0.03298 116 99 17 0
2968 Dude, you act like you've never seen a humpback whale before. 1.1466 0.03518 116 100 15 1
2969 Sorry, I thought you were Ahab. 1.1466 0.04108 116 103 9 4
2970 Oops. I thought you were away on holiday at this time of year. 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
2971 So you think you are stranded, do you? 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
2972 In hindsight, using plankton as deodorant was maybe not the best idea. 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
2973 There, no more whaling songs from this idiot. 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
2974 At least I left you with both legs this time Ahab 1.1404 0.04294 114 103 6 5
2975 Found you! 1.1404 0.03497 114 99 14 1
2976 Sorry, since getting kicked out of Sea World, I am space challenged. 1.1404 0.03497 114 99 14 1
2977 Free Willy's open audition. 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
2978 help me you fool, i'm beached! 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
2979 Survivor sandwich! 1.1404 0.03497 114 99 14 1
2980 Ahab's nephew? I had no idea! Honest. 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
2981 "Uncle" or say "Orca". 1.1404 0.03497 114 99 14 1
2982 Sorry. I was overcome by an overwhelming urge to return to the land. 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
2983 So why should I call you Ishmael? 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
2984 I don't understand. Why do you feel I'm a burden? 1.1404 0.03497 114 99 14 1
2985 Sorry our visit is short-lived. 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
2986 I stole your seat? 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
2987 I heard you could use the company. 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
2988 Your wife paid me a small fortune to find you. 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
2989 C'mon, you were dead inside anyway. 1.1404 0.04109 114 102 8 4
2990 Please don't leave me! 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
2991 So then I said...listen Ishmael..... 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
2992 Trigger warning: Whale. 1.1404 0.03268 114 98 16 0
2993 Beached. Bummed. 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
2994 Got him! That was one honking big mosquito on your back. 1.1404 0.04109 114 102 8 4
2995 I'm glad you could see me on short notice doc, the toothache is killing me. 1.1404 0.04109 114 102 8 4
2996 Okay, Pinocchio, you can get out now! It seems that we've found Geppetto 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
2997 It's your turn to sleep on the wet spot. 1.1404 0.03497 114 99 14 1
2998 The best and worse day in the life of a castaway ...minutes after being spotted by rescue ship... 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
2999 Oops, I guess I've never been much good at island hopping. 1.1404 0.03497 114 99 14 1
3000 Let me go and you can have my best friend, the tree. 1.1404 0.04294 114 103 6 5
3001 So sorry-absolutely no sense of direction. 1.1404 0.03497 114 99 14 1
3002 Let's rethink that plan to use the palm tree as a catapult 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
3003 Well, enough about me, what do you think we should do? 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
3004 Think of it as a chance to get out of the sun. 1.1404 0.03497 114 99 14 1
3005 Whoops. Just wanted to try it out while it was still here. 1.1404 0.04109 114 102 8 4
3006 I can't believe you don't have Uber here yet. 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
3007 Sorry, Matey...thought this was my wife. 1.1404 0.04109 114 102 8 4
3008 My mother Moby sends her regards. 1.1404 0.04294 114 103 6 5
3009 John Done 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
3010 Uncle! Uncle! Uncle! 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
3011 This'll put an end to your wailing. 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
3012 Ahoy, you there, Ishmael? It's you I'm calling. 1.1404 0.04109 114 102 8 4
3013 I promise I'll never turn my back on you ever again! 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
3014 Hey, have you ever considered the benefits of a Vegan diet? 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
3015 Please read me one more story before bedtime. 1.1404 0.03497 114 99 14 1
3016 ''Is it too late to cancel my whale watch tour.'' 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
3017 Ironic you escaped Moby Dick 1.1404 0.04109 114 102 8 4
3018 Sorry! I was just working on my beached body. 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
3019 Of all the dirt piles in all the oceans in all the world you had to beach your blubber on mine. 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
3020 Sorry dude. We were here first. 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
3021 "Hey, I know 'no man is an island' but that doesn't include whales". 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
3022 Call back later. The reception is terrible. 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
3023 Oh, sorry! Pardon my breach of etiquette... 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
3024 A little help, please. 1.1404 0.04109 114 102 8 4
3025 Sorry man, it looks like a failure of my new pre-collision braking system. 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
3026 I should have asked for chicken 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
3027 Can I ride on top please? 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
3028 I wonder how long it will be before he can hunt for food on his own 1.1404 0.04109 114 102 8 4
3029 I guess they won't be calling you Ishmael any longer 1.1404 0.03497 114 99 14 1
3030 You are right. This island is too small for both both of us. 1.1404 0.04109 114 102 8 4
3031 Say "uncle" Ahab, say "uncle," said the Mobydick. 1.1404 0.04109 114 102 8 4
3032 Evolution really should have given me bigger legs! 1.1404 0.04294 114 103 6 5
3033 Jonah, hitchhikers should'nt complain where they're dropped off! 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
3034 I don't think you can be a lap pet. 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
3035 Sorry, this was the only beach I could find. 1.1404 0.04109 114 102 8 4
3036 This is a massive breach of trust... 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
3037 Hmm...I guess, on second thought, that I should have taken the bottom bunk. 1.1404 0.04109 114 102 8 4
3038 The fish smell gets me too. 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
3039 This is what happens when you don't add me to your Linkedin network. 1.1404 0.03497 114 99 14 1
3040 You're batteries fine... but you're a little low on oil. 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
3041 I'm going to flip this property for double when the sea levels rise. 1.1404 0.04109 114 102 8 4
3042 I said UNCLE! 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
3043 Enough of the yoho whaling chanteys 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
3044 "So, what record album did ya bring? 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
3045 Oh sorry, you meant the book? 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
3046 My travel agent will NOT be getting a good Yelp review. 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
3047 Are you sure your name's not Ahab? 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
3048 Invasive species management one island at a time. 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
3049 I always like the idea of tapas, but it leaves me unsatisfied. 1.1404 0.04471 114 104 4 6
3050 I don't think there is room for both of us on this island. 1.1404 0.03497 114 99 14 1
3051 You find me an optometrist and I'll watch out. 1.1404 0.04109 114 102 8 4
3052 You didn't swipe right? 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
3053 No, I'm the Wicked Whale of the East. 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
3054 On the bright side, I've got a large bolus of ambergris just for you. 1.1404 0.03497 114 99 14 1
3055 The real story of Robinson Crusoe. Killed by a love starved near sighted whale. 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
3056 HeyMoby! I got here first! 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
3057 Oh NO! Wrong coordinates, again. 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
3058 Call me Moby Prick. 1.1404 0.04109 114 102 8 4
3059 Clumsy me. When will I learn to watch where I'm going? 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
3060 While you're under there, could you replace my intake manifold gasket? 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
3061 Sorry Jonah. I missed you. 1.1404 0.04109 114 102 8 4
3062 Mmm, crunchy and chewy!! 1.1404 0.03497 114 99 14 1
3063 We should consider reducing the degree of difficulty in our synchronized swimming routine or we'll never qualify for the 2020 Olympics. 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
3064 I feel like a beached whale. 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
3065 I swear, I had the barnacle dream again! 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
3066 I thought you were going to jump first. 1.1404 0.04109 114 102 8 4
3067 #betterthantrump 1.1404 0.04471 114 104 4 6
3068 ....and to think that it dropped Dorothy's house onto the Wicked Witch. 1.1404 0.04109 114 102 8 4
3069 Sorry--it was my first attempt to jump the shark. 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
3070 Bait! And Switch! 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
3071 Honey, I went whale watching. 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
3072 Seriously, my whale oil is down a quart? 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
3073 Most people set their pickup location on the edge of the island. 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
3074 All these years I thought I was a Humpback. 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
3075 Having a whale of a time aren't we? 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
3076 No Whale is to big to Fail. 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
3077 nice place ya got here. 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
3078 Who did your root canal ? 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
3079 I thought whales were beached not islanded. 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
3080 Like I said, you do not look like a beached whale in that swimsuit. 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
3081 I am eating protein and veggies and drinking plenty of water. 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
3082 Oh, Jonah -- at last we're alone! 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
3083 I just want to be loved. 1.1391 0.03682 115 101 12 2
3084 I love these single serving islands of veggies and meat. 1.1391 0.03469 115 100 14 1
3085 I caught a Pokemon 1.1391 0.03884 115 102 10 3
3086 He then realized he probably wouldn't make the cut for the dolphin show. 1.1391 0.04075 115 103 8 4
3087 I caught one! 1.1391 0.04075 115 103 8 4
3088 Hey, what's the wifi password? 1.1391 0.03884 115 102 10 3
3089 Can you push me back into the ocean? 1.1391 0.03884 115 102 10 3
3090 Greetings from the Seaworld escapees. 1.1391 0.03682 115 101 12 2
3091 Hi ho, the wicked witch is dead! 1.1391 0.03682 115 101 12 2
3092 Oops, my bad. I was just trying to catch some air. 1.1391 0.03682 115 101 12 2
3093 Eeek, a mouse! 1.1391 0.03469 115 100 14 1
3094 I can already tell this place is understaffed! 1.1391 0.03469 115 100 14 1
3095 I'm right here if you need to talk. 1.1391 0.04075 115 103 8 4
3096 Have you seen Dory? 1.1391 0.03469 115 100 14 1
3097 You just looked really lonely up here. 1.1391 0.03469 115 100 14 1
3098 Why you don't play Marco Polo with a whale 1.1379 0.04042 116 104 8 4
3099 Technically I've won this one, Moby. 1.1379 0.03216 116 100 16 0
3100 Don't sneak up on me like that. 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
3101 At last, Herman finds his Muse. 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
3102 Mr. Dick -er- may I call you Moby? You've run aground! If you wiggle slowly while I lift up, I think we can free you-up and get you back into the water. 1.1339 0.04109 112 101 7 4
3103 Mind if I stay at your place for a few days en route to Hawaii? 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
3104 Great. Now just a little to the left. 1.1339 0.04109 112 101 7 4
3105 One way of knowing it's not your day............. 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
3106 And just roughly,how long would you say is a whale 'breather'. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3107 It hurts to fall on some guy's key. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3108 Just give me a push, will ya? 1.1339 0.03233 112 97 15 0
3109 You're such a dick. Get off me! 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3110 You'd prefer a volleyball? 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
3111 I know, I know... more air! 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
3112 I will build a great whale - and nobody builds a whale better than me. Believe me. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3113 I was feeling lonely. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3114 Do you mind moving to the right just bit? 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
3115 Um...you're on my hair. 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
3116 So tell me, is it Crusoe or Caruso? 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
3117 Not exactly the female I was dreaming about. 1.1339 0.03233 112 97 15 0
3118 Jonah? I've a feeling we're not in the Tigris anymore. 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
3119 I said, "Think fast!" 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
3120 A friend at l-- oh, damn. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3121 Dammit! I knew I should have turned left at the reef. 1.1339 0.04109 112 101 7 4
3122 I'm on a timeout. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3123 You should buy a lottery ticket. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3124 Snapchat: Having a whale of a time! 1.1339 0.03233 112 97 15 0
3125 The Genie said you had wished for the world's biggest hug. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3126 I'm here to rescue you! 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
3127 It's a boy! 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3128 When wishes go bad. 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
3129 If it's any consolation, you speak "whale" very well. 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
3130 Touchdown! 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3131 So anyway, this island is actually the top of underwater mountain that is over a mile high! Isn't that nuts? Are you listening? Can you still here me? 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
3132 I promise not to step on your toes. 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
3133 "NO-MAN" is an island...now 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3134 'Damn, I hate it when I get something stuck in my teeth.' 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3135 And I was worried about getting sunburnt. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3136 I don't give a damn what the research indicates -- I'm flossing! 1.1339 0.03233 112 97 15 0
3137 Someone will come soon. I have a tracking device on me. I saw it on Shark Week. 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
3138 You called Uber, right? Where ya going? 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
3139 Don't worry, the tide's going out. 1.1339 0.03233 112 97 15 0
3140 The son of a beach... 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3141 Sorry about the wait. 1.1339 0.04109 112 101 7 4
3142 We've got to stop meeting like this. 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
3143 You were running out of food anyway! 1.1339 0.04109 112 101 7 4
3144 I hate it when you sing Baby Beluga. 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
3145 Oops... I think I'm beached. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3146 Use the roots to clear my back molars. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3147 I don't like sharing an island either. 1.1339 0.03233 112 97 15 0
3148 That whistle sounds just like my mating call. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3149 I overshot the school of krill 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
3150 The Lannisters send their regards. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3151 Um...it's not like I can just move... 1.1339 0.04109 112 101 7 4
3152 My usual therapist goes to the beach in August. 1.1339 0.04109 112 101 7 4
3153 I told you carrying me across the threshold was a bad idea 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3154 You're the one who brought up Evil Knievel 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
3155 AMERICA UNDER A TRUMP PRESIDENCY! 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3156 Damn. It has meat in it. 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
3157 I love you too! 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
3158 What did you expect? Every other gag for this cartoon genre's already been tried! 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3159 Mopey Dick 1.1339 0.04109 112 101 7 4
3160 Now do you understand why no fishing is allowed? 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
3161 Out of all the islands in all the world you had to crash mine? 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
3162 At times evolution seemed a cruel joke--how many whales would have to die before they grew legs the right size? 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3163 Desert island vacation my ass! 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3164 Surf's up. 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
3165 A table for one, please. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3166 Let me hear you say "uncle " 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
3167 So that's why it's "beaching" not "islanding". 1.1339 0.04109 112 101 7 4
3168 The way we've heard it is "Jumping the Human". 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
3169 Quit blubbering and swim, Dang it! 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3170 I think that trampoline was a bad idea. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3171 Darn, squashed another one. 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
3172 I sing and wail and no one listens to me. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3173 Forget waiting. It's high tide already, you just have to push. 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
3174 Not tonight, I have some headache. 1.1339 0.04109 112 101 7 4
3175 Well it’s not my fault you found me so easily, all the good hiding spots were taken. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3176 Cured the toothache. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3177 'Call me Ishmael!' Get it? Call me anything you want, but don't call me late for dinner. Hey, this is going to be a real hoot! I didn't catch your name. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3178 Did somebody order a whale? 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
3179 this is not how i pictured my first threeway 1.1339 0.04109 112 101 7 4
3180 I wanted to try beaching, but I wasn't ready to fully commit. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3181 . . . and the little one said, roll over, roll over . . . 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3182 It's not like this is a blast for me either, you know. 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
3183 Word is you're a psychiatrist and there's a few things I need to get off my chest. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3184 Stop being a dick, Moby, and lemme out of here! 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
3185 Sorry I was a bit short on my jump. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3186 All lives matter. 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
3187 No, we do not consider this 'a whale of a good time'. 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
3188 "Work Hard," they said. I'd "Land the Whale," they said. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3189 Well at least I'm finally getting some shade. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3190 'I said "Wilson"... not "Whale"!' 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
3191 So when are we going to Netflix and chill? 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
3192 Sorry- I don't have insurance. 1.1339 0.04300 112 102 5 5
3193 Have you seen Nemo? 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
3194 I found the splinter! 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
3195 I said, 'on a desert island with Raquel Welch. Welch! Not whale.' 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
3196 His bottle-message requested a Whopper. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3197 Sorry, buddy. Mistook you for Queequeg. 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
3198 Needs a little Ginger. 1.1339 0.04109 112 101 7 4
3199 On the other hand, if I teach you to whale . . . 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
3200 Have you seen my aardvark? 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
3201 One size befalls all. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3202 Who knew there was a Wicked Witch of the Caribbean? 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3203 *muffled sounds of a dude sucking off a whale* 1.1339 0.04300 112 102 5 5
3204 Squatter's Rights denied. 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
3205 I warned you I wasn't going to put up with any more of your blubber-shaming. 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
3206 You should've moved to Canada. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3207 For what it's worth, I said SOS, not SIT. 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
3208 Er... is the Heimlich maneuver really appropriate here? 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3209 Oh, you said you wanted the BOOK! My bad. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3210 The opening scene from "White Whales Don't Jump" 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3211 I'm blue. 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
3212 My bad - I thought you were krill... 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
3213 And here I thought Moby Dick was just a story. 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
3214 Whale this is awkward 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3215 You were always more of a Squishmael anyway 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
3216 Jerry, the tropical marine dentist, hated early morning whale appointments. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3217 Why the long face? 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3218 Flukes of Nature. 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
3219 Melvin finally found a landlord who would let him keep his pet whale Moby. 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
3220 Frustratingly, Bob's Sperm was once again displaying motility problems. 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
3221 The Great White Belly Flop 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
3222 Looks like I could use some new contacts. 1.1339 0.04109 112 101 7 4
3223 Animal Planet? Seriously? 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
3224 I came, I saw, I beached. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3225 Would you be interested in a timeshare? 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
3226 Ha, wrong again. Whale crushes man. 1.1339 0.03233 112 97 15 0
3227 Do you have any flares? 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3228 So, how did you get here? 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3229 On second thought, maybe you should try to flag the ship. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3230 I've been much better about flossing. 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
3231 Can I borrow some sunscreen? 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
3232 Hey, can you rub sunblock on my back? 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
3233 Oops, I'm sorry, I wasn't looking where I was going. Did you happen to see a school of fish pass by? 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3234 I need a cuddle. 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
3235 On the upside, we're no longer an endangered species. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3236 I was just trying to help. 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
3237 Tragically the bending of the light made her look smaller, and the island look bigger. 1.1327 0.03444 113 99 13 1
3238 I am sorry Wilson. 1.1327 0.03666 113 100 11 2
3239 Honey, I have even worse news. 1.1327 0.03666 113 100 11 2
3240 I meant I'd wish for the book. 1.1327 0.03666 113 100 11 2
3241 So you're NOT running a special on krill today? 1.1327 0.03444 113 99 13 1
3242 I was hoping we could be friends. 1.1327 0.03876 113 101 9 3
3243 Sorry, the wind caught the frisbee and blew it back toward...never mind. 1.1327 0.03666 113 100 11 2
3244 This is not the kind of help I was asking for. 1.1327 0.03876 113 101 9 3
3245 Sorry, no...I'm actually...off-white. 1.1327 0.03444 113 99 13 1
3246 Ishmael, the safe word is harpoon! 1.1327 0.03444 113 99 13 1
3247 I told you we needed a bigger island! 1.1327 0.03444 113 99 13 1
3248 I warned him to stop watching me. 1.1316 0.03636 114 101 11 2
3249 "Did you call for a WUber? 1.1296 0.03504 108 95 12 1
3250 You were looking kinda lonely... 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3251 This is not how it went down in 'Free Willy'. 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3252 Sorry, I thought you said your name was AHAB! 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3253 I'm sorry, but I suffer from bouts of Aquaphobia . 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3254 I think love comes in many forms. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3255 Well, you said you would catch me. 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3256 He thinks he is a lap dog. 1.1273 0.04305 110 101 4 5
3257 And this is why I don't do yoga, dammit. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3258 I just wanted to show off my beached body. 1.1273 0.04305 110 101 4 5
3259 Hey Melville, how that book thing workin' out for ya? 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3260 Herman's alternate ending. 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3261 Maybe domestication is a bad idea... 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3262 Yo man. It's my island. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3263 Let me know when you're warm. 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3264 Whenever you're feeling like a beached whale, just remember that no man is an island. 1.1273 0.04106 110 100 6 4
3265 Well, you did say you wanted a whale of a time. 1.1273 0.04305 110 101 4 5
3266 Homesick for SeaWorld, are we? 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3267 You can't leave me, I'm pregnant! 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3268 I need a hug, too, but did you have to kill my tree? 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3269 A little bit lower and to the left. 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3270 To recover from a stranding, teamwork is required. 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3271 Whew! That one-legged man in a boat is wearing me out. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3272 I'm scheduled for a whale oil change and teeth alignment. 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3273 Hey Phil, I'm having a hard time taking a selfy from this angle. 1.1273 0.04106 110 100 6 4
3274 Sorry, something touched my fin 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3275 "Come back Wilson! 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3276 I hate to break it to you, but you're not really a Lap Whale. 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3277 Dang, last year I cleared this whole island. It is time to start working out. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3278 Oops. I need to work on sticking the landing. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3279 Skipper is that you? It's me... Gilligan! 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3280 Moby who? That'll teach you to spout off! 1.1273 0.04106 110 100 6 4
3281 Sorry mister, I was going for the fiber. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3282 My compliments to the chef; love the garni. 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3283 He shouldn't have yelled 'Heeere fishy, fishy!'. 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3284 Sorry. I was under orders to swallow you. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3285 Hey, anyone see Ishmael? 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3286 Call me Clumsy. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3287 Welcome to sea world. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3288 Careful what you wish for. 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3289 Land shark! 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3290 Climate change does not exist! 1.1273 0.04305 110 101 4 5
3291 I guess I thought I could help... 1.1273 0.03192 110 96 14 0
3292 Note to self: Never pray on an empty stomach. 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3293 Where to? 1.1273 0.04305 110 101 4 5
3294 No, not like that! I want Daddy to tuck me in. 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3295 Sorry pal... didn't you know this is a whale rest stop? 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3296 Weeks later, no one could figure out how castaway Miles LaPuta was crushed to death. 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3297 You're right doc, I haven't been flossing. 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3298 Trump. 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3299 You rang sir? 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3300 Well that's me done with trying to save a beached human. 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3301 Oops. What's a dude doing on my rest stop? 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3302 Sorry, I dozed off. Should have taken a rest break at Maui. 1.1273 0.03192 110 96 14 0
3303 Heeerrreee's Johnny 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3304 How else are we both gonna be saved? 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3305 The unluckiest man in the world 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3306 Why can't you stay on your side of the bed? 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3307 When I said Moby Dick, I meant the book. 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3308 Sorry, I would have beached on the beach, but I'm in the middle of no where. 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3309 Bummer! 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3310 My wife told me to make a left. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3311 What 'not' to take with you on a deserted island. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3312 Willy made this look much easier. 1.1273 0.03192 110 96 14 0
3313 I always enjoy a mixed salad. 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3314 That survival thing? Crushed it. 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3315 Jonah's bad dream. 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3316 You try to help a beached human, and this happens. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3317 I appreciate the effort Steve, but the whole is on top. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3318 We prefer 'genetically inclined to maybe take a life' whales. 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3319 Too much salt 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3320 I may have gained a few pounds since last year. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3321 Pokemon 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3322 Does this count as beaching myself? Man, I cannot afford another citation! 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3323 Scooch over bub... I'm trying to get a tan. 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3324 To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee. 1.1273 0.04106 110 100 6 4
3325 I'm having a whale of a time. 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3326 Jonah had it better. 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3327 Push hard,you can do it. 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3328 I thought the options were "to beach or not to beach". 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3329 What Walter's deserted island dream failed to consider: Peak sperm whale sun-bathing season. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3330 There are dangers in isolated living. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3331 I've put on a little blubber. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3332 On your left... Oops! 1.1273 0.04106 110 100 6 4
3333 Why haven't you called me, Ishmael? 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3334 Jonah, is that you ? It's been a while. 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3335 A whale of a hug 1.1273 0.03192 110 96 14 0
3336 A little siesta, and I am on my way. 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3337 O.K., I'll share.......but move over ! 1.1273 0.03192 110 96 14 0
3338 Aha! You MISSED me! 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3339 Sharknado 5: Whalenado 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3340 This is how every citizen should feel about our federal debt. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3341 Sorry Jonah, I missed again. 1.1273 0.04106 110 100 6 4
3342 Did you ever stop to think that I might be looking for you? 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3343 I thought you were looking for Moby's Dick? 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3344 Sorry, The guys and I were just playing Jump the Island. I lost. Oops. Guess you did, too. 1.1273 0.03192 110 96 14 0
3345 Not to worry. I've brought the floss 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3346 This will make it easier for the rescue helicopters to find me. 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3347 The nearest rest area must be closed again for maintenance. 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3348 THE ODD COUPLE 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3349 And I thought Zika was gonna get me.... 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3350 I wish I were alone again, naturally. 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3351 I already told you, there is no such thing as free, Willie! 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3352 Jona said their would be days like this. 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3353 Sorry, Jonah, my bad. 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3354 Oops, there goes the flora! 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3355 You should have specified "by Herman Melville" 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3356 I thought the question was, 'Which BOOK would I bring...?' 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3357 Dealing with Gentrification 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3358 Which other trope would you have preferred? The grim reaper? 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3359 I'm not sure about this position. 1.1273 0.04106 110 100 6 4
3360 All that trouble, and no ruby slippers. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3361 There's just nowhere to park anymore. 1.1273 0.03192 110 96 14 0
3362 It makes me angry when people try to fat shame me. 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3363 You have a broken flipper........are you under warranty? 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3364 Now I'm convinced. This town isn't big enough for the two of us. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3365 I thought I could provide a bit more shade! 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3366 I was lonely, too...but now we can be lonely together! 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3367 You said your 'desert island book' was Moby Dick. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3368 Help! There's a shark in there! 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3369 Sooo... how 'bout them Cubs? 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3370 I thought you were Jonah. 1.1273 0.04305 110 101 4 5
3371 Thus ended the mystery of the humpback whale. 1.1273 0.04106 110 100 6 4
3372 Whale of a tale, Jonah meets Moby! 1.1273 0.03192 110 96 14 0
3373 You're overreacting. We're nowhere near Rio. 1.1273 0.04305 110 101 4 5
3374 I'm not going to let you up until you promise to leave me alone, Ahab. 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3375 I came to relax, not to carry the weight of a whale on my shoulders. 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3376 Hey man, thanks for the cover...is the storm over yet? 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3377 You wasting away in Margaritaville, too? 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3378 Quick, bring on the tsunami! 1.1273 0.03192 110 96 14 0
3379 Am I smothering you? 1.1273 0.03192 110 96 14 0
3380 ......awk-ward.... 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3381 How can you say my love is smothering? 1.1273 0.04106 110 100 6 4
3382 Whales get lonely too. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3383 Phouff! They always overdo the garnish. 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3384 Who's my good whale-y? 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3385 Blubber, blubber everywhere, but not a bite to eat. 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3386 I think I'm a little too on top of the problem. 1.1273 0.04106 110 100 6 4
3387 Ahhh.....just a little more the right, please. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3388 Hope I'm not intruding. 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3389 Thanks for letting me crash at your pad, Captain Ahab. 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3390 Excuse me, I thought I was supposed to beach not breach. 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3391 Sorry, Jonah, but you made me hiccup. 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3392 An unexpected impact of climate change. 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3393 Help! Help! I'm beached. 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3394 sorry, I didn't see you there. 1.1273 0.04106 110 100 6 4
3395 You're vegan, stupid. Spit me out immediately! 1.1273 0.04305 110 101 4 5
3396 Maybe I should get a cat! 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3397 A beach, Melville and Oculus Rift -- what could go wrong? 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3398 I know that wasn't very cool of me, but I can't have you vote for a third party. 1.1273 0.04305 110 101 4 5
3399 Seriously...a whale that sunbathes?!?! 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3400 A little protein and a little fiber: bye-bye blubber! 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3401 Just my luck. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3402 Sorry, but while you are down there please scratch a bit to the left. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3403 I thought this was a sanctuary island. 1.1273 0.03192 110 96 14 0
3404 Sorry dude. I thought it was a female humpback wearing a fascinator. 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3405 I was your downstairs neighbor. As you can see, that has changed 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3406 Well, at least the whale has a good chance of being saved. 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3407 I'm beaching myself because my mate dumped me for a humpback. You too? 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3408 Well ... I always hoped to see a whale! 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3409 Be careful of what you wish for. 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3410 Just trying to lose the maniac with the peg leg! 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3411 Are you a killer whale ?? 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3412 Enough with those cartoons. 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3413 This Tom Hanks Special is really good. 1.1273 0.04106 110 100 6 4
3414 Sorry 'bout that Jonah. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3415 Fudge the Whale knew that he would eventually get his revenge on Tom Carvel. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3416 ...but at least I've got my white whale. 1.1273 0.04106 110 100 6 4
3417 My desert island wish came true! 1.1273 0.03192 110 96 14 0
3418 Jonah, I think we did this backwards... 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3419 lower...lower...lower...lower...lower...lower...............lower 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3420 I should have listened! Mother said Texting and Diving was dangerous. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3421 John Donne said nothing about whales, my friend. 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3422 Breech? I heard beach! 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3423 The mighty Whale had become intolerant to anyone named Herman. 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3424 Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Moby Dick? 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3425 I am finally living my fantasy...living like Robinson Crusoe on an island...then a crazed beach whale nearly kills me...I guess that's my gal Friday...I guess it's on to my next fantasy 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3426 "To the last, I will grapple with thee." Your words, right Ahab? 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3427 I think both of us are in a heap of trouble. 1.1273 0.04106 110 100 6 4
3428 Darwin should have seen this! 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3429 This isn't the way I remember the second season of Lost working out . . . 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3430 Climate change denial provides great snacks! 1.1273 0.04106 110 100 6 4
3431 Who ate all my coconuts? 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3432 I really couldnt tell you where that "whale of a good time" saying came from 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3433 Come on, you're blocking the sun. 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3434 So much for 'innate sonar.' 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3435 We can't keep seeing each other like this 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3436 Is it as good for you as it is for me? 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3437 Boundaries, we had boundaries! 1.1273 0.03192 110 96 14 0
3438 Jonah?! Well this is a fine how do you do. 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3439 But you said love conquered all. 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3440 How unusual a speed bump with a human and a palm tree. 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3441 Hey buddy, a little help? 1.1261 0.03864 111 100 8 3
3442 Technically, yes a beached whale . 1.1261 0.03165 111 97 14 0
3443 I'm here to install your Wi-Fi. 1.1261 0.04071 111 101 6 4
3444 Aquaman are you okay?? Aquaman? 1.1261 0.03864 111 100 8 3
3445 Nice wrestling move Moby. 1.1261 0.03646 111 99 10 2
3446 Man, I used to leap 5 islands like this before Whale World let me go. 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
3447 I'm new at this and need more practice, but Uber Marine at your service! 1.1261 0.04071 111 101 6 4
3448 Your Mom sends hugs. 1.1261 0.03864 111 100 8 3
3449 Jonah...Jonah? Is that you?! 1.1261 0.03864 111 100 8 3
3450 Mind if I take a short breather? 1.1261 0.03646 111 99 10 2
3451 In this interview scenario, you are stranded on a desert island with a beached whale... 1.1261 0.03646 111 99 10 2
3452 The invite said it was a beach party... 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
3453 The illustrated history of Vladimir Putin in the Ukraine 1.1261 0.04071 111 101 6 4
3454 Yeah, I am your Uber driver, but before we get started, help me off this rock, would you? 1.1261 0.03646 111 99 10 2
3455 You'd think after Jonah and Ahab he would have learned. 1.1261 0.04267 111 102 4 5
3456 Island hopping has never been so tasty. 1.1261 0.03864 111 100 8 3
3457 This was not one of my wishes 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
3458 Be careful what you wish for. "I am so lonely, I would settle for the company of a beached whale." 1.1261 0.03864 111 100 8 3
3459 So I figured I better get evolving... 1.1261 0.03864 111 100 8 3
3460 I don't really think I'm your type. 1.1261 0.03864 111 100 8 3
3461 I hope, I didn't interrupt anything important. 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
3462 Little help unbeaching me? 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
3463 That's what you get when you roll up in my 'hood, son! 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
3464 It's not much, but I call it home. 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
3465 For a while, I thought we'd never find each other. 1.1261 0.03165 111 97 14 0
3466 I said Don't bite down!!! 1.1261 0.04267 111 102 4 5
3467 I know I smell like bacon, I'm a spam whale. 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
3468 Oh crap. With Ishmael gone, who is going to narrate my book? 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
3469 I thought you said you were working on a harpoon, not a cartoon! 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
3470 When you gotta beach, you gotta beach. 1.1261 0.03165 111 97 14 0
3471 "You beat the hell out of plankton". 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
3472 Honey, I'm ho-ome! 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
3473 I'm so full, I feel like a...well...you know. 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
3474 I hope you like it - I put the gift receipt in the bottom of the bag! 1.1261 0.03864 111 100 8 3
3475 Ishmael, you shouldn't have told that story. 1.1261 0.04071 111 101 6 4
3476 Want to be just stranded alone on island again? 1.1261 0.03165 111 97 14 0
3477 Where is Ishmael? He said he would be here by noon. 1.1261 0.03864 111 100 8 3
3478 Not again! Oh, whale. I gotta stop being blue and find my porpoise. 1.1261 0.03646 111 99 10 2
3479 The CIA's Original Plan For The Invasion of Cuba 1.1261 0.03864 111 100 8 3
3480 Uh! It's me, Jonah? You're supposed to be on the outside! 1.1261 0.03646 111 99 10 2
3481 Can you slide over? 1.1261 0.03165 111 97 14 0
3482 "Sorry, this island isn't big enough for both of us." ( Survival of the fittest ) 1.1261 0.03864 111 100 8 3
3483 Sorry, I just thought could use some company. 1.1261 0.03646 111 99 10 2
3484 They never read the vacation brochure carefully. 1.1261 0.03864 111 100 8 3
3485 When Jonah tried to swallow the whale... 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
3486 Worst "stranded on a desert island" playlist ever. 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
3487 Sorry, but you were calling for help. 1.1261 0.03646 111 99 10 2
3488 There goes the Arbor Day Parade. 1.1261 0.03864 111 100 8 3
3489 Yo, Moby! Hand me that wrench again, will ya. 1.1261 0.03646 111 99 10 2
3490 Presenting a John Milton-Herman Melville Collaboration: Moby Lost 1.1261 0.04071 111 101 6 4
3491 I hate Mondays. 1.1261 0.04071 111 101 6 4
3492 I can't decide which I like best--the red meat or the toothpick! 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
3493 " I didn't know this entree included a salad". 1.1261 0.03646 111 99 10 2
3494 Whoa, it's me, Ishmael. 1.1261 0.04071 111 101 6 4
3495 'Hoy up there hon, mind scooting over a bit? 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
3496 Do you like to cuddle? 1.1261 0.03646 111 99 10 2
3497 Sorry I didn't see the speed bump! 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
3498 This is terrible! I should have looked where I was swimming! Everybody loved the palm tree! 1.1261 0.03646 111 99 10 2
3499 consider my surprise too...i thought it was a hump backed whale 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
3500 Saw your Help sign. Watcha need? 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
3501 Ah heck, now the toothpick is stuck too. 1.1261 0.03646 111 99 10 2
3502 If this were a movie, how would it end? 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
3503 I'm sorry, it's a thyroid condition. 1.1261 0.03864 111 100 8 3
3504 Sorry. I need to floss. 1.1261 0.03864 111 100 8 3
3505 Boy, your one unlucky person.! 1.1261 0.03864 111 100 8 3
3506 So. What do you do for fun around here? 1.1261 0.03646 111 99 10 2
3507 That should put a crimp in gentrification. 1.1261 0.03646 111 99 10 2
3508 Try our "Moby Dick Super Lure" and you'll never use anything else. 1.1261 0.03864 111 100 8 3
3509 I just needed to get away from it all, you feel me? 1.1261 0.03864 111 100 8 3
3510 Don't worry! I know CPR! 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
3511 The beast was confused with the "sit stay" command. 1.1261 0.03864 111 100 8 3
3512 I ate the whole thing! 1.1261 0.03864 111 100 8 3
3513 Cry on my shoulder is a figure of speech! 1.1261 0.03646 111 99 10 2
3514 Life's a beach, am I right? 1.1261 0.03165 111 97 14 0
3515 My name is Wilson too... 1.1261 0.03646 111 99 10 2
3516 This place just isn't big enough for both of us. 1.1250 0.03386 112 99 12 1
3517 Kismet 1.1250 0.03615 112 100 10 2
3518 I am afraid this was a breach of contact. 1.1250 0.03615 112 100 10 2
3519 Sorry, there were no other parking spaces. 1.1250 0.04036 112 102 6 4
3520 Best tummy rub for 3,000 miles 1.1228 0.03330 114 101 12 1
3521 So much for Plan B. 1.1207 0.03275 116 103 12 1
3522 Okay, we don't have to do the lift, but could you still call me baby? 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3523 Do you think someone will save us? 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3524 Damn, there goes my Uber rating 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3525 It's OK, we can share. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3526 Your prayers have been answered! 1.1204 0.04101 108 99 5 4
3527 No, I've only heard of island hopping. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3528 It's a whale of a tale that no one can tell! 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3529 Your turn. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3530 Sorry, but I like to cuddle. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3531 I tried the Paleo diet but didn't lose much. How 'bout you? 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3532 Donald Trump to the rescue. 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3533 I know the pomeranian does it, but there is no such thing as a "lap whale." 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3534 Don't sit around all day. Learn to bob and weave. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3535 What he could use now is one of those TED lectures. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3536 Nothing like meat and veggies for a balanced diet. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3537 Is it my fault nobody taught me to swim ? 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3538 Robinson Crusoe? I beg your pardon, I thought this was Moby Dick. 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3539 Guess I'm too big to sit in your lap. 1.1204 0.03146 108 95 13 0
3540 Wish you were here. Having a whale of a time. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3541 Not even Herman Melville would believe this one! 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3542 Sorry! Crustaceans just creep me out. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3543 Is This a Whale of a Joke? 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3544 We whales have sonar, but shouldn't use it to play Pokemon Go. 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3545 Believe it not, I’m hiding. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3546 There was a bug in the water 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3547 So your name is Wilson? 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3548 I hated telling the others, but I really prefer the beach. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3549 I'm so glad we had this time together. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3550 The message in the bottle said he's stranded on the Island of Whales. Isn't it spelled WALES? 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3551 Hey, at least I tried. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3552 What did you do with the SPF 55? 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3553 I guess I am not in Kansas anymore. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3554 Looks like we might be here a while. My name's Monstro. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3555 Sorry, Ishmael. You alone did 'not' escape to tell the tale! 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3556 Did you see that breach?" "Wasn't it spectacular? 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3557 Oops! That was not Pikachu... 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3558 You're sure you're name's not Ahab? 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3559 A palm tree is not a tooth pick and I am not dental floss! 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3560 When cry me a river becomes blubber me an ocean. 1.1204 0.04101 108 99 5 4
3561 Aw, shit. I thought this was a set for "Survivor". 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3562 Needs more krill! 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3563 Call me Ishmael, buddy. 1.1204 0.04101 108 99 5 4
3564 I told you to stop throwing shit at me! 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3565 Aw, fluke it! 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3566 Be careful what you wish (or fish) for. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3567 Har she blows. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3568 Boy when you get old you just can't jump like you used, and I once jumped the Titanic. 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3569 Thank you for stopping by ... 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3570 Sorry to interrupt your sunbathing 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3571 Next time you put a note in a bottle, specify that you are human. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3572 OK, so I need a little warm up. Your turn. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3573 Do I have something in my teeth? 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3574 Only I can save you. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3575 Island flopping. 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3576 $7.85 an hour just to park? 1.1204 0.04101 108 99 5 4
3577 I want to defect. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3578 I wonder what's tickling my chin. 1.1204 0.04101 108 99 5 4
3579 Sorry, but you we are stuck here until high tide. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3580 Jonah Polo, Jonah Polo, Jonah Polo ! 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3581 I told you that my forte was hurdles, not high jump 1.1204 0.03146 108 95 13 0
3582 No more messages in a bottle for me. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3583 Mind shifting a little left so I can breathe? 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3584 Rising tides raise all whales. 1.1204 0.03146 108 95 13 0
3585 Oh boy, the South China Sea really has changed. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3586 More tears are shed over answered prayers. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3587 Trust me. This beats going home to your land of Trump. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3588 The menu said clam chowder is included 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3589 You looked chilly last night. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3590 You had to pick this island to breach! 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3591 Animal Kingdom - 1, Mankind - 0. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3592 "Where are the Coconuts"? 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3593 Listen, Doug this island isn't big enough for the both of us. And yes I am talking about your ego. 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3594 I said, "Sail, not WHALE." 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3595 Whale, this is a another fine mess you've gotten me into. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3596 Bob Mankoff will probably find this hard to swallow, but... 1.1204 0.04101 108 99 5 4
3597 Sorry, but calls went out saying you're for Donald Trump! 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3598 Hi. I'm Sandy. And you are...? 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3599 I miss my lapdog. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3600 That was a whale of a party. 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3601 How can I make this up to you? 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3602 Yeah, man. I do think Cast Away was overrated. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3603 Watch this! 1.1204 0.04101 108 99 5 4
3604 From Hell's heart I stab at thee! 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3605 Well, it was a private beach. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3606 Last Great American Male. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3607 I knew it,it tastes like chicken... 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3608 Here's an inconvenient truth; just crushed Al Gore! 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3609 I had to get away from the dark web. 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3610 Nobody should sleep alone. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3611 Sorry, but small pond was not an option. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3612 I said QUIET! 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3613 Oh yummy! Castaway salad! 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3614 Down, boy. 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3615 What with ocean acidification and all, I just needed someone to talk with. 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3616 " I didn't want the " all inclusive package". 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3617 In my defense, you were taking up two seats. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3618 You really need to visit a dentist! 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3619 Gotcha, you're it! 1.1204 0.03146 108 95 13 0
3620 Wow, that was a heck of a sneeze! 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3621 It said all inclusive. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3622 You whistled? 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3623 Sorry, this is the last beach. 1.1204 0.03146 108 95 13 0
3624 Be careful when you wish for something huuuge. You might get me. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3625 I have something stuck in my teeth, don't I? 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3626 Did I crush your volleyball? 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3627 Proof once again that no man is an island.... 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3628 Ouch...this Pokémon augmented reality feature is so lifelike! 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3629 They would believe in climate change if they had to swim in a hot tub. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3630 Your GPS broken? Mine too. 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3631 Mount Everest, 2116 CE. 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3632 Island hopping is my recreation. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3633 Well... I think this went as expected. 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3634 Wilson are you down there? 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3635 And how does that make you feel? 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3636 This climate change is a beach! 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3637 Another Holiday crush! 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3638 I never thought I could feel so much love for someone with such a small blowhole. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3639 Hey, I'm Jonah. I did this already. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3640 I will not lick your Moby Dick. 1.1204 0.04101 108 99 5 4
3641 Can't we all just get along? 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3642 Was it something I said? 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3643 I'm sure you had heard of a beached whale before. 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3644 Captain Ahab finally finds Moby's dick. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3645 First the monkey...now this... 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3646 Who pulled the plug? 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3647 Beach day. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3648 And I only am escaped alone to tell thee. 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3649 If this were a political cartoon, I'd be a whopper of a lie and you'd be Donald Trump. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3650 Desert Island Play List: 1. Whale Song - Pearl Jam 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3651 Oops! I though this was my girl friend. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3652 Help ! Beached whale ! Help ! 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3653 Life is a beached whale 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3654 Hey big guy, move over. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3655 So much for island jumping, I need Weight Watchers. 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3656 They stopped building wooden ships and I needed to vent! 1.1204 0.04101 108 99 5 4
3657 Sorry. They call it cetacean stranding, but I can't explain it. 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3658 That'll teach you to pour scorn on beached whales! 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3659 Uh... Did I get fries with that? 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3660 Well, I guess we'll just see what the Permanent Court of Arbitration has to say about this. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3661 I don't think he will be chanting 'Free Willy' anymore ... whoops. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3662 I think you can forget about getting your beach towel right now! 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3663 The search committee sent me to take care of you until they get here. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3664 My father never hugged me. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3665 Ooh...just a little more to the left. 1.1204 0.03146 108 95 13 0
3666 Whales are mammals, not fish. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3667 Let me guess...you were hoping for Jessica Simpson? 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3668 I yearn for the days of migration without speed bumps. 1.1204 0.03146 108 95 13 0
3669 My vision for this place was different. 1.1204 0.03146 108 95 13 0
3670 Ain't life a beach!? 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3671 Soooo, no high five? 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3672 No offense, but I prayed for manna from heaven. 1.1204 0.04101 108 99 5 4
3673 Same to you fella. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3674 I said: go away Moby. 1.1204 0.04101 108 99 5 4
3675 Sorry. Since I got laid off at Sea World, I've turned into a whale. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3676 No,no, I meant the book! 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3677 It's good to see you, too. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3678 Sorry, mate. I just wanted a bite of salad. 1.1204 0.04101 108 99 5 4
3679 As Moby Dick aged he vented his spleen on cartoon cliches. 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3680 Quick its Moby, duck 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3681 Whoops! Were you yelling, 'brine' or 'Brian'? 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3682 Roughage 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3683 "HELP," was his beached wail. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3684 When businesses are too big to whale 1.1204 0.04101 108 99 5 4
3685 Playing Friday is harder than I thought! 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3686 Do you want to share an UBER? 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3687 Yet another clear example of overstaying your welcome. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3688 This can't be happening - whales don't have teeth! 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3689 The whale whisperer gets a lap dance. 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3690 Hello. Have you heard of our lord and savior, Poseidon? 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3691 Er, heads up! 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3692 mmfff ... from what I see, flossing actually may not remove plaque .... 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3693 What were you doing in my lane? 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3694 Friday's my name... 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3695 For Sale: Breach Front Property. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3696 O, sorry, I mistook you for Ahab. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3697 Could the podmaster have said breech rather than beach? 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3698 I've said repeatedly that I neither sent nor received classified emails. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3699 Cliché overkill. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3700 Sorry, these coconuts make me so gassy. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3701 Thought you were a Pokemon. 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3702 Time for a diet, Flipper. 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3703 Revenge is sweet! 1.1204 0.03146 108 95 13 0
3704 For the last time, my name is not Wilson. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3705 I'm going to call him 'Friday'. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3706 I'll get that jump yet! 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3707 Sunny beaches all over the world and you had to beach on this one! 1.1204 0.03146 108 95 13 0
3708 Sorry, I thought the tree trunk was a peg leg. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3709 Free Willy 23 years later... 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3710 Whale Whale Whale what do we have here? 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3711 You said your name was Ishmael? 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3712 On my computer singles form, I said, "I'm looking forward to having a whale of a time." NOT, "I'm looking forward to having one whale at a time." 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3713 I think I finally understand hugging! 1.1204 0.04101 108 99 5 4
3714 So you are a Hump Back whale ? 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3715 Lone survivor on a one Palm tree island? Let me put this cliche out of its misery!! 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3716 that's not a good way of asking for a belly rub 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3717 I warned you not to bait me. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3718 I said my names was JOHANNA! 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3719 You were my first choice too little man. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3720 The big one that did not get away. 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3721 You deserve a bigger island. Can't you see that? 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3722 Sorry, dude. Gnarly tsunami! 1.1204 0.03146 108 95 13 0
3723 We have to stop meeting like this. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3724 Yes,that's it. Scratch right there by my left fin. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3725 Look, this isn't any easier for me either. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3726 I've lost a lot of weight on this diet, you could at least say something! 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3727 Ahab is that you? 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3728 Pardon me, but have you seen an obsessive guy with an ivory leg? He'd be on the Pequod. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3729 The call on the field was safe. I don't know if we can find a better angle. 1.1204 0.04101 108 99 5 4
3730 Netflix 'n chill? 1.1204 0.04101 108 99 5 4
3731 Move to your left! You're blocking the cameras. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3732 Water... 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3733 There you go Jonah – you’re out! 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3734 He always wished to see a killer whale up close. 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3735 Oh No! Another failed CPR attempt! 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3736 Moby, I give! 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3737 Sorry. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3738 You need a root canal 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3739 Sorry man, I'm playing Pokemon Go and I see a Pokemon I can hit! 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3740 I told you to be careful what you wish for! 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3741 Oops! Too much me; not much beach. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3742 Sorry but the rest of the pod just kept spouting off and I really just needed to take a breather. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3743 The downside of this so-called sharing economy. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3744 I can't stand Gentrification! 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3745 Familiarity breeds contempt. 1.1204 0.04101 108 99 5 4
3746 I hope someone saves me 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3747 A little more, a little more. Ah, that's it! 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3748 Thanks for the lift, just drop me off on the South Shore. 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3749 It's a miracle I saw your distress signal when my pod surfaced! How can I help? 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3750 Oh Moby, you're such a dick! 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3751 Sorry it came to this, but what you did in Bob Marley's group was unforgivable. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3752 Shoot, GPS is off, hold tight let it re-route 1.1204 0.03146 108 95 13 0
3753 I'm Donald Trump and I approve this message. 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3754 You said you were lonely! 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3755 Ishmael? Ishmael!!! 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3756 This is the last time I go on a whale watch. 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3757 Moby Crusoe 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3758 You can definitely use a tummy tuck. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3759 Global warming 2016 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3760 Will you be my friend? 1.1204 0.03146 108 95 13 0
3761 Ahab's note in a bottle did not have the rescue effect he had hoped for. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3762 OK, OK, you can be a shareholder. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3763 Hey! Get off me; this is my island. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3764 Sorry, my GPS said Ahab's Island. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3765 Sorry man. My wife threw me out. 1.1204 0.04101 108 99 5 4
3766 They're all just skin and bones! 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3767 I swear I never finished Moby Dick. 1.1204 0.04101 108 99 5 4
3768 Did you hear that? 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3769 What kind of bait did you use? 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3770 I'm so sorry. I just could not swim any longer. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3771 Harry's eyes were bigger than his stomach 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3772 FEEL THE BLUBBER 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3773 Maybe you prayed too hard for company ? 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3774 Epic fail at the whale steeplechase 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3775 Honey,I'm home. Honey??? 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3776 Ollie, ollie, oxen free. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3777 I hate marooned on an island cliches! 1.1204 0.04101 108 99 5 4
3778 Damn it Willy...Do it again. 1.1204 0.04101 108 99 5 4
3779 Yes, I prayed for a companion, but c'mon... 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3780 At least I won't starve. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3781 Cetacean Chiropractor Fail 1.1193 0.03850 109 99 7 3
3782 I never liked "Survivor". 1.1193 0.03623 109 98 9 2
3783 I told you to stop teasing me... 1.1193 0.03623 109 98 9 2
3784 I knew reenacting that 'Free Willy' scene was a bad idea. 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
3785 OK, now a little bit to the left. 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
3786 Ahhh, a little lumpy but I'm not choosy. 1.1193 0.03119 109 96 13 0
3787 Hey, it's Jonah. Nice to see you again. 1.1193 0.04065 109 100 5 4
3788 Oops! I meant to eat you, not kill you. 1.1193 0.03623 109 98 9 2
3789 Are you there God? It's me, Moby. 1.1193 0.04065 109 100 5 4
3790 Wait...where are the ruby slippers? 1.1193 0.03623 109 98 9 2
3791 Don't worry, I just need to take a breather... 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
3792 Have you seen a bowl of petunias? 1.1193 0.03850 109 99 7 3
3793 Sorry, I thought you were whaling loudly. 1.1193 0.03623 109 98 9 2
3794 It's only fair to inform you that I'm happily married. 1.1193 0.03623 109 98 9 2
3795 As soon as I recognized a descendant of Ahab, I couldn't help myself. 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
3796 Good one, Moby. 1.1193 0.03623 109 98 9 2
3797 At least he didn't suffer. 1.1193 0.03623 109 98 9 2
3798 And I thought Jonah had it bad. 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
3799 I don't see any rashes. 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
3800 But aren't you a vegan? 1.1193 0.03119 109 96 13 0
3801 Having a whale of a time? 1.1193 0.03623 109 98 9 2
3802 Was that hop, skip, and then jump? 1.1193 0.03623 109 98 9 2
3803 Another whistler's smother. 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
3804 Sorry, sir. Swimming here near Rio was grossing me out. 1.1193 0.03119 109 96 13 0
3805 You said you wanted a friend, Mr. Crusoe? 1.1193 0.03623 109 98 9 2
3806 I thought you said PIGGY back. 1.1193 0.03119 109 96 13 0
3807 Bitched Whale 1.1193 0.04065 109 100 5 4
3808 "I hope this guy is a herbivore, otherwise I'm one big whaleburger. 1.1193 0.03850 109 99 7 3
3809 Jonah attempting to swallow the whale. 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
3810 When the tide rises I'll be on my way Pinocchio. 1.1193 0.03119 109 96 13 0
3811 Well at least you aren't stuck on an island. 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
3812 Why? Because some dude gave me a bum rap in some book! 1.1193 0.03623 109 98 9 2
3813 I was promised better accommodations. 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
3814 Jonah? How'd you get down there? 1.1193 0.03623 109 98 9 2
3815 I'm gonna spout off about the size of this beach! 1.1193 0.03119 109 96 13 0
3816 AW Shucks!...They said this was A Dessert Island. 1.1193 0.03850 109 99 7 3
3817 A beached whale has been spotted off the coast of Florida. 1.1193 0.03623 109 98 9 2
3818 Well Pinocchio, I guess you wish you weren't a real boy now. 1.1193 0.03623 109 98 9 2
3819 Coming soon to theaters! Cast Away Again starring Tim Hanks and a sperm whale named Wilson. 1.1193 0.03850 109 99 7 3
3820 Ok, Frank. What were you saying about high tide? 1.1193 0.03119 109 96 13 0
3821 You should see someone about this narcolepsy. 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
3822 Sorry, I need to tan. White is not a safe color on me. 1.1193 0.03850 109 99 7 3
3823 Damn you, Ahab! 1.1193 0.03623 109 98 9 2
3824 I can't find my family. Will you be my friend? 1.1193 0.03623 109 98 9 2
3825 I promise to forward your message. 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
3826 Captain Ahab and Moby Dick were never seen again! 1.1193 0.03623 109 98 9 2
3827 Am I early, Bob? 1.1193 0.03623 109 98 9 2
3828 Sweetheart, let's not let that man get between us. 1.1193 0.03850 109 99 7 3
3829 My mommy was wrong when she said blubber meat doesn't grow on trees. 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
3830 All right - I am done with wailing. 1.1193 0.03850 109 99 7 3
3831 Luck? Whose luck, smart-ass, yours or mine? 1.1193 0.03850 109 99 7 3
3832 Not a picky eater 1.1193 0.03623 109 98 9 2
3833 I TOLD you the first time was a fluke. 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
3834 Girlsperm123 finally met up with Wantabigwoman99 1.1193 0.03850 109 99 7 3
3835 I've put up with your snoring and you talking in your sleep. But this is where I draw the line. 1.1193 0.04065 109 100 5 4
3836 I miss Wilson. 1.1193 0.03119 109 96 13 0
3837 Boy, I think Moby might have really crossed the line this time. 1.1193 0.03850 109 99 7 3
3838 Hop on my back—I’ll save you. 1.1193 0.03623 109 98 9 2
3839 I know I have put on a little weight, and I understand that you want to move to a better location, but I know we can make this work. Work with me on this, will ya? 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
3840 I guess I got the wrong Sleep Number. 1.1193 0.03850 109 99 7 3
3841 Sorry, this is my little island retreat. 1.1182 0.03351 110 98 11 1
3842 I told you this wouldn't work out. 1.1182 0.03591 110 99 9 2
3843 At least, I am not alone. 1.1182 0.03351 110 98 11 1
3844 I'm glad someone got my message in a bottle. 1.1182 0.03591 110 99 9 2
3845 I am not Jonah, and you were not sent by God. 1.1182 0.03591 110 99 9 2
3846 The Plankton is a bit chewy today. 1.1182 0.03351 110 98 11 1
3847 Now do you understand trickle down economics? 1.1182 0.03816 110 100 7 3
3848 Juxtaposition. 1.1157 0.03359 121 109 10 2
3849 You snore. 1.1143 0.03660 105 95 8 2
3850 Seriously? 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3851 The Hangover 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3852 That palm tree isn't providing nearly enough shade, let me help you. 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3853 But all short-finned pilot whales weigh a ton. 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3854 The beach whale's heart wants what the beach whale heart wants 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3855 Hey, it's tough to beach yourself mid-Pacific. 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3856 Now you can call me Ahab! 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3857 Noah, I'll be off you at the next high tide. 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3858 '' Hod still while I remove remove the hook"" 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3859 Sorry buddy, I was looking for Jonah. 1.1132 0.03867 106 97 6 3
3860 I've been so lonely.... 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3861 Sorry, Mr. Crusoe but Friday couldn't make it today. 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3862 You shouldn't have taken my parking space. 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3863 I need new glasses 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3864 My bad, Ishmael. 1.1132 0.04093 106 98 4 4
3865 Pokemon gone wrong. 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3866 About time I got a balanced diet. 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3867 It's instinctual. You blew that whistle and I jumped. 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3868 Moby strategically surrenders. 1.1132 0.03092 106 94 12 0
3869 And so goes the life of a manslaughter whale. 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3870 Size counts. 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3871 No caption is required 1.1132 0.03867 106 97 6 3
3872 Oh Man. No Mammal is an Island. 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3873 Someone has been sleeping in my bed 1.1132 0.03867 106 97 6 3
3874 It looks like we are both out of shape now. 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3875 I'm terrified of sharks...I can't even breathe! 1.1132 0.03867 106 97 6 3
3876 In case you didn't know, I'm vegan. 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3877 See. I do have hair on my chest! 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3878 Sorry, I was a lap dog in a former life. You okay? 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3879 I thought you said that you could bench me. 1.1132 0.03092 106 94 12 0
3880 You were expecting Moby Duck maybe? 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3881 The doctor said to add more fish to my diet. 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3882 All right, I'm sufficiently warm now thank you. 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3883 Someone from Dharma must have forgotten to enter the code again. 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3884 Even if you're shipwrecked and lonely, you should know a whale doesn't make a good companion. 1.1132 0.03092 106 94 12 0
3885 It is always best to be on top of a situation. 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3886 You should've built that wall. 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3887 Nice drop shot!! 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3888 Eat the palm tree first. That may fill you up. 1.1132 0.03092 106 94 12 0
3889 Jonah thought he had outwitted him... 1.1132 0.03867 106 97 6 3
3890 Sorry, but I have a whale of an appetite. :( 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3891 I think I need a bigger island! 1.1132 0.03867 106 97 6 3
3892 Oh, thought a little vacation would be nice, didn't you Melville? 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3893 Just when we thought things couldn't be worse. 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3894 I think "small plates" are officially over. 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3895 I only pretended to be your friend. 1.1132 0.03092 106 94 12 0
3896 Paging Captain Ahab. Paging Captain Ahab... 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3897 Thank you for spooning with me. 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3898 He really needed a hug. 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3899 Sorry, but I need it too. 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3900 In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, strand like a rock. 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3901 We call it beaching, not bitching. 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3902 Huh. I thought I heard someone calling for help. 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3903 Ahab? I think I'll call you what I want. 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3904 Do you have a couple of barrels of sunscreen? 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3905 I should have used lighter tackle 1.1132 0.03867 106 97 6 3
3906 Can't we let bygones be bygones? 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3907 Oh, I'm supposed to BREECH? 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3908 Mind if I crash with you for a bit? 1.1132 0.03092 106 94 12 0
3909 We called him Ishmael. 1.1132 0.03867 106 97 6 3
3910 I also want to be a child, Mister Geppetto! 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3911 You missed, big guy 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3912 Do you know where the gift shop is? 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3913 You need a new real estate broker. 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3914 It has been a whale of a day. 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3915 My travel agent promised me a tropical island location. 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3916 Excuse me, I'm a beached whale. Would you mind pulling me back into the water? 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3917 this isn't exactly what i had in mind when i said id be content being stranded on an island with moby dick. 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3918 Really? Just because my name is Jonah? 1.1132 0.03867 106 97 6 3
3919 The Wizard of Oz by Herman Melville. 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3920 Or you could use sunscreen. 1.1132 0.03092 106 94 12 0
3921 Well, you're no Lassie. 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3922 Jump the shark? It's so yesterday. 1.1132 0.03092 106 94 12 0
3923 Fun fact: Did you know before his career as a literary character, Moby Dick was a professional wrestler? 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3924 Ah, home at last. What is that lump in my pillow?! 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3925 Hey man, we warned you years ago about the effects of global warming. 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3926 Time to tap out, Ahab. 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3927 They said it was a "whale of an island." but this is too much! 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3928 Well, it sure looked like, "kelp!" to me. Where do you think I find my food, buddy? 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3929 Mister,there isn't room for the two of us on this island. 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3930 I guess I used too much bait. 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3931 A penny for your thoughts. 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3932 I know you like to sit in my lap and be petted but... 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3933 Now it's my turn to save the world from another guy-alone-on-an-island cartoon. 1.1132 0.03867 106 97 6 3
3934 Were you expecting a ship? 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3935 I still say Nantucket is better than Palm Beach. 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3936 I said a "Hail" Mary! 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3937 Sorry, I was trying to recreate the 'Free Willy' scene. 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3938 Never to play musical chairs with a whale 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3939 Oops! Didn't mean to beach you. 1.1132 0.03092 106 94 12 0
3940 I only wanted a little shade. 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3941 So you like to watch? 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3942 So he was screaming for a DIFFERENT Wilson... 1.1132 0.04093 106 98 4 4
3943 Sorry, but when you sing Neko Case songs, it sounds like a very horny humpback whale ... 1.1132 0.03867 106 97 6 3
3944 I love you! 1.1132 0.03867 106 97 6 3
3945 Are you registered to vote? 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3946 After 30 days adrift, find this island and BOOM, a whale beaches on me - definitely, NOT MY DAY! 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3947 Okay okay, best two out of three 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3948 Sorry, was that uber or a blubber you called for.... 1.1132 0.03092 106 94 12 0
3949 You mean this isn't a rest stop? 1.1132 0.03867 106 97 6 3
3950 Talk about a double-wammy! 1.1132 0.03867 106 97 6 3
3951 Airbnb is so overrated. 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3952 Dang, this isn't Rio. 1.1132 0.03092 106 94 12 0
3953 How not to train your whale. 1.1132 0.03092 106 94 12 0
3954 So much for this island being yuge! 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3955 Perhaps we should try mouth to mouth. 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3956 Whale, this is a fine kettle of fish! 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3957 You said, fetch. 1.1132 0.03092 106 94 12 0
3958 Dear God, thanks for finally sending me a companion now can you please get him to stop thinking he's a lap dog? 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3959 I swear this is the last time I beach myself on one of these. 1.1132 0.03092 106 94 12 0
3960 You sure you're good at palm reading? 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3961 You looked lonely and in need of a hug. I mean, I'm just trying help to here. 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3962 Two food groups in one bite. Not bad. 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3963 A new story! Instead of the princess and the pea it's the whale, the coconut palm, and the stranded sailor. 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3964 If that's you, Ahab, something is very wrong here. 1.1132 0.04093 106 98 4 4
3965 He was unorthodox, but a Killer Whale nonetheless 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3966 There's only room on this island for none of us 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3967 " I said I looked like a beached whale, not that I wanted one". 1.1132 0.03092 106 94 12 0
3968 Just my luck...now they tell me flossing isn't necessary. 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3969 Sorry! It was just one Gilligan rerun too many. 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3970 It looked better over there. 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3971 Check your privilege, man. You're whalespreading. 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3972 Can't you READ? COMPACT PARKING ONLY! 1.1132 0.03092 106 94 12 0
3973 When you have a moment, I have a whale of a story to tell you about my trip to the islands. 1.1132 0.03867 106 97 6 3
3974 Ah stop you're wailing! 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3975 Worst whale mating call fail. 1.1132 0.03092 106 94 12 0
3976 Jonah did not get everything right first time. 1.1132 0.03092 106 94 12 0
3977 Relax, buddy. Just trying to find my asthma inhaler. 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3978 Sorry, man ... I thought your island was my girlfriend. 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3979 Alas his muted request failed to move the beseeched whale. 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3980 After several rounds of anti-depressants, Ismael's visions became ever more delusional. 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3981 Excuse me sir, do you have a minute to talk about the teachings of Joesph Smith? 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3982 Sorry, I had a yen for a coconut. 1.1132 0.03092 106 94 12 0
3983 I migrate for months... I arrive ready to mate... boy was I ready... and I forgot to floss... What an idiot!!! 1.1121 0.03340 107 96 10 1
3984 I told you playing musical chairs would be a bad idea ! 1.1121 0.03594 107 97 8 2
3985 Would you mind flossing my bicuspids? 1.1121 0.03594 107 97 8 2
3986 Atoll you to duck. 1.1121 0.03832 107 98 6 3
3987 The shade is great but the humidity is killing me. 1.1121 0.03832 107 98 6 3
3988 The hell you say! This is MY desert Island! 1.1121 0.03594 107 97 8 2
3989 I'm not THAT Jonah! 1.1121 0.03340 107 96 10 1
3990 Sorry. I stubbed my fin. 1.1121 0.03594 107 97 8 2
3991 'Hey, shipwrecked lives matter!' 1.1121 0.03594 107 97 8 2
3992 My life is so over-whale-ming 1.1121 0.03065 107 95 12 0
3993 All you had to do was ask !! 1.1121 0.03594 107 97 8 2
3994 I pinned you palms down. 1.1121 0.03594 107 97 8 2
3995 De whale, de whale. 1.1121 0.03340 107 96 10 1
3996 Sorry, Jonah 1.1121 0.03832 107 98 6 3
3997 And then I says...Jonah? Jonah? 1.1121 0.03340 107 96 10 1
3998 ' I am sorry you get scared at night but this is never going to work". 1.1121 0.03594 107 97 8 2
3999 But my mortgage is underwater, where else am I supposed to stay? 1.1121 0.03065 107 95 12 0
4000 How was I to know that whales like coconuts? 1.1121 0.03340 107 96 10 1
4001 I am guessing that you don't have any krill. 1.1121 0.03340 107 96 10 1
4002 I'm sorry if I broke your heart. We can still be friends right? 1.1121 0.03832 107 98 6 3
4003 Now a little to the left, please. 1.1121 0.03594 107 97 8 2
4004 Maybe if they see me lying on land, they'll be more likely to rescue you. 1.1121 0.03594 107 97 8 2
4005 Swim off. This is my island! 1.1121 0.03340 107 96 10 1
4006 Whoops, were you were yelling, 'Brian' or 'brine'? 1.1121 0.03340 107 96 10 1
4007 Thank goodness I got away from that boat! 1.1121 0.03832 107 98 6 3
4008 I'm having a whale of a time . . . but I don't mean literally. 1.1121 0.03340 107 96 10 1
4009 Fish on. 1.1121 0.03594 107 97 8 2
4010 Moby Dick on vacation. 1.1121 0.03594 107 97 8 2
4011 Darn, I forgot my floss. 1.1121 0.03065 107 95 12 0
4012 I believe I said to sit , not to lie down! 1.1121 0.03594 107 97 8 2
4013 OOH, that's the spot- oh, OUCH! 1.1121 0.04055 107 99 4 4
4014 That's for Rudyard Kipling! 1.1121 0.03340 107 96 10 1
4015 'Now that (itals) is how to deal with a seven-year itch...' 1.1121 0.03594 107 97 8 2
4016 Breach of etiquette 1.1121 0.03594 107 97 8 2
4017 What? He was a Trump supporter. 1.1121 0.03340 107 96 10 1
4018 You owe me a new Palm Tree! 1.1121 0.03340 107 96 10 1
4019 How about a hand getting back in the water? 1.1121 0.03340 107 96 10 1
4020 Nobody puts Baby in a corner. 1.1121 0.03340 107 96 10 1
4021 No. "desserted" makes even less sense than "desert". 1.1121 0.03832 107 98 6 3
4022 Sorry! I heard the whistling and got confused. 1.1121 0.03340 107 96 10 1
4023 I don't see the problem. All the whale watchers loved it! 1.1121 0.03340 107 96 10 1
4024 For me, it's Gymnastics Gold in '24. What are you daring to dream of? 1.1111 0.03798 108 99 6 3
4025 Next time, he would be absolutely certain that he had swiped left. 1.1111 0.03563 108 98 8 2
4026 Whale over wail 1.1111 0.03563 108 98 8 2
4027 Ah..ah..hee..hee Hey cut it out! Stop! stop!..tickling me! 1.1101 0.03282 109 98 10 1
4028 And they say no man's an island, hah! 1.1094 0.03371 128 117 8 3
4029 So what made you want to beach yourself? 1.1077 0.03321 130 119 8 3
4030 "I said 'Help' not 'Kelp!'l 1.1058 0.03845 104 96 5 3
4031 Uber, you made it fast. Take me to Brighton Beach, Brooklyn. 1.1058 0.03324 104 94 9 1
4032 Don't be sizeist. 1.1058 0.03324 104 94 9 1
4033 Last time I was here, I swear it was at least twelve flippers below sea level. 1.1058 0.03030 104 93 11 0
4034 Sea World flunky 1.1058 0.03594 104 95 7 2
4035 Please explain to me why I am feeling so confused! 1.1058 0.03845 104 96 5 3
4036 Now that's a whale of a bellyflop. 1.1058 0.03845 104 96 5 3
4037 Sorry! I thought you were Capt. Ahab 1.1058 0.03324 104 94 9 1
4038 Breaking News: SeaWorld Releases Killer Whale. 1.1058 0.03030 104 93 11 0
4039 Uh, could you just move over a bit more to you side? 1.1058 0.03845 104 96 5 3
4040 "The itch is a little to the left." Submitted by Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, NY 1.1058 0.03324 104 94 9 1
4041 Not the whale of a time I envisioned. 1.1058 0.03845 104 96 5 3
4042 So sorry--thought this was a beach. 1.1058 0.03594 104 95 7 2
4043 Let's call Fish and Wildlife -- this is ridiculous... 1.1058 0.03324 104 94 9 1
4044 Be careful what you eat! 1.1058 0.03324 104 94 9 1
4045 I thought I did the right thing when he said, "No Man is an Island." 1.1058 0.03594 104 95 7 2
4046 I think we botched our biblical vignette. 1.1058 0.03324 104 94 9 1
4047 Dessert... desert... one in the same. 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4048 Few businesses have met with a more decisive, spectacular end than krill-oil-sunscreen.com. 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4049 Turns out the "Hug a Whale and Save your Life Day" was half a success. 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4050 You should've seen the other guy. 1.1048 0.03810 105 97 5 3
4051 Dr., I find these therapy sessions very helpful. Should I make another session next week at the same time? 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4052 Relax, just think of yourself as roughage. 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4053 You had it coming. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4054 You called? 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4055 Your right, maybe piggyback rides aren't a good idea. 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
4056 We didn't land on Moby Dick, Moby Dick landed on us! 1.1048 0.03810 105 97 5 3
4057 I feel like the princess in "The Princess and the Pea." 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4058 I really would have your baby if I could. 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4059 Did you say your name was Ishmael? 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4060 Wrestler Whaler Wins! 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4061 And that's how Cetus ontopagi got its name. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4062 I've come to rescue you Mr. Tree. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4063 I do love him so! 1.1048 0.04043 105 98 3 4
4064 My plan was to jump the shark. 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
4065 When things go bad in Ninevah... 1.1048 0.03810 105 97 5 3
4066 A little to the right - my toes are still burning. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4067 Actually, I'm fine with global warming.. 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
4068 Next time Ahab it will be one of your legs. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4069 Who asked for the breach blanket? 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4070 I'm concerned your feet will get sunburned. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4071 It's crazy; you just remind me of someone I used to know. 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4072 Like I said, I am not that 'hard pressed' for company. 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4073 I said 'female'! 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
4074 Listen, I called dibs on beaching here long before you came along 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
4075 Of all the places in the Ocean, a beached whale happens HERE. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4076 C'mon Jennings, you should be laughing! Jennings...? 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4077 I'll look for a place to beach. 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4078 What? Cold feet? 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
4079 See, I told you we both could fit on this Beach ! 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4080 Crossbreeding is key to our survival. 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
4081 somehow i just never pictured it happening this way. 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
4082 First my family, then my krill, that's it. 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4083 Ok,Ok Hazel, I should have listened to the warnings 1.1048 0.04043 105 98 3 4
4084 Shoot, all of these humans are filled with toxins! 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4085 " Global warming has really sped up since I was last here.". 1.1048 0.03810 105 97 5 3
4086 Last man on earth. #frigginwhale #sorrytandy 1.1048 0.04043 105 98 3 4
4087 If I knew you were dropping by, I would have put out a spread. 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4088 Sorry! I never did get the hang of parallel parking. 1.1048 0.03810 105 97 5 3
4089 Um, thar she blows? 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4090 I didn't know this island was taken. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4091 Sorry, I thought you were plankton 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4092 Mobdy Dick is not much of a beach read. 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4093 Hand over the coconuts, you dweeb. 1.1048 0.03810 105 97 5 3
4094 Maybe it's just me, but you sounded really flat in our duet. 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4095 Sorry bub, but this beach just ain't big enough for the two of us. 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4096 I don't care what they say, flossing is a must! 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4097 Couldn't you have taken a nap somewhere else? 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
4098 "ok you're mine now! 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4099 Thanks for the hug, but one more burp will squash me. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4100 Okay, I checked the carburetor, and now we can take the whole car out of you 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4101 It's going to be really tough to cook together. 1.1048 0.03810 105 97 5 3
4102 Wish I had some roquefort for the tree. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4103 That's a whale of a snuggle! 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4104 You say your wish was for a 'well,' huh? 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
4105 The bottles get caught in my teeth. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4106 A little to the right please! 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4107 My name is Gilligan and I am here to tell you to find a bigger beach. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4108 Make sure to trim all those nasty neck hairs, too. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4109 Maybe I should be the little spoon this time. 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4110 Aargh! Marooned, and nothing to wave! 1.1048 0.03810 105 97 5 3
4111 i blame gentrification 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4112 Oxymoronic, isn't it? 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4113 Ah, paradise. Just as I remembered it. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4114 I'm not a black swan, I'm a whale! 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4115 But I'm Scottish! 1.1048 0.03810 105 97 5 3
4116 I was thinking something more like mahi-mahi. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4117 Sorry. It is breeding season and I just got carried away. 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4118 Wonder where the other one went! 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4119 Psst you have a hair on your chinny chin chin. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4120 Never wale alone. 1.1048 0.04043 105 98 3 4
4121 Me too, to the moon and back. 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4122 We should stop trying to make "fetch" happen. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4123 Let me go! I'll give you my dental floss. 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4124 Ooh, what's that tickling sensation? 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
4125 Sorry, I mistook you for a piggyback whale. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4126 I love you so much. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4127 Your overhead is going to kill me! 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
4128 Whaling away again in Margariraville 1.1048 0.03810 105 97 5 3
4129 I'm in a whale of trouble now. 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
4130 Could you scratch my neck? 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4131 The Tale of Jonah, Remastered 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4132 Since when does "look before you leap" apply to the ocean aquatic? 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4133 Collateral damage gives me indigestion. 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4134 I HOPE HE's ticklish 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4135 Yes, this is a "Staycation." 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4136 Helluva fishing rod 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4137 Global Warming! 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4138 Hey! Go away! I was here first! 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4139 Eating palm with meat really bloats me. 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4140 Jonah reveals disappointing truth 1.1048 0.03810 105 97 5 3
4141 Sorry but you were in the path of my migration route. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4142 I've got you in the palm of my neck. 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4143 You back again, Jonah? 1.1048 0.03810 105 97 5 3
4144 And no dipping sauce?! 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
4145 You got me. 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
4146 Little Luga's a real lap whale. 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4147 I was practicing my breaststroke. 1.1048 0.03810 105 97 5 3
4148 Oh no! My fish allergy! 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
4149 Thanks god it's Friday 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
4150 You said you wanted a selfie, what's wrong? 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4151 This is your enhanced reality. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4152 Beaching ain't what it used to be. 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4153 I just need to take a break 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4154 Hey, how ya doin? 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4155 You didn't respond to my text. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4156 Lonely Larry finally gets company. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4157 That's a whale of a problem you've got there 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4158 Got any sevens? 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4159 The genie said you wanted one whale of a wish. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4160 Of all the fun beaches in the world I would have to pick this one! 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4161 You moved! 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4162 So many islands----mine it picks to rest on! 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4163 I know they now say flossing is overrated but I ain't buyin' it. 1.1048 0.03810 105 97 5 3
4164 Please, I'm not Captain Ahab ! 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4165 Crush me, Ishmael. 1.1048 0.03810 105 97 5 3
4166 But you taught me that love hurts. 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4167 Okay, okay..., I thought this was Nineveh. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4168 Mom, am I a bad whale if I accidentally flopped on a human? 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4169 A detriment to whale-being. 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4170 Worst whale sushi ever 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4171 A balanced diet - just what the doctor ordered. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4172 AH, THAT FEELS SO GOOD. NOW JUST A LITTLE HARDER. 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4173 Now, you're getting too big for your beached whale joke. 1.1048 0.03810 105 97 5 3
4174 I said Trump not Whump. 1.1048 0.03810 105 97 5 3
4175 Sorry, I was practicing a high jump for my next TV commercial for Pacific Life. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4176 The real tale of the epic fail by Jonah and the Whale 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4177 Please Martha, I came here to relax! 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4178 Gadszooks. Whats green peace going to say about this. 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
4179 Too many jellyfish 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4180 Sorry! Looks like my Sea World grand jete needs some work. 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
4181 Palms OK but I'll never admit defeet. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4182 Don't stop. Don't stop, Tom. Tom? Tom? 1.1048 0.03810 105 97 5 3
4183 This is one of the best dessert islands I've been on. 1.1048 0.03810 105 97 5 3
4184 I don't see the appeal. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4185 Sharing is caring. 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4186 I'm staking out my new property before the Maldives are completely submerged. The housing market's sinking, you know. 1.1048 0.03810 105 97 5 3
4187 Tarte sauce , where did I put the tarte sauce ? 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4188 I hope you're having a whale of a time. 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4189 Whale this island is no longer deserted. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4190 Well,okay.In that case,you can call me Moby. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4191 Aloha, Mom. Am whale watching from 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4192 Everyone's 'just fine' with fish out of water but whale out of water and I'm the idiot? 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
4193 I told you never to mention that man's name again! 1.1048 0.04043 105 98 3 4
4194 Olympic vault jumping looked so much easier on t.v. 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
4195 5 seconds earlier: "it could be worse.." 1.1048 0.03810 105 97 5 3
4196 For the LAST time, I'm a mammal. 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
4197 I couldn't hear you--WHAT should I call you? 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4198 This was for research purposes. 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4199 At least YOU don't have to worry about being rescued anymore. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4200 Ready or not here I come. 1.1048 0.04043 105 98 3 4
4201 "Believe me ! " You did ask for a whale of a deal ! 1.1048 0.03810 105 97 5 3
4202 Sorry, I was just trying out that new Auto-Pilot-Whale navigation app. 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
4203 Sorry fella, but where else can a disoriented whale beach himself these days? 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4204 Oops, beached whale alert! 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4205 I'm here to collect some missing FedEx packages. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4206 OK, Oliver Sacks, now "Whale which mistook a desert island for a mate" will never get published. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4207 We call it "carried interest." 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
4208 Evolution 2.0 1.1048 0.03810 105 97 5 3
4209 You're definitely the lucky one. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4210 Sorry about the shade, man. 1.1048 0.03810 105 97 5 3
4211 Let's call ids eminent domain 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4212 Thank goodness you have triple A. Now if only my arms were longer I could grab your cellphone. 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4213 There's more than one way to swallow an island. 1.1048 0.04043 105 98 3 4
4214 NEWS FLASH! A beached whale was spotted on a former deserted Island, now deserted again. 1.1038 0.04006 106 99 3 4
4215 One day it just hit me. 1.1038 0.03529 106 97 7 2
4216 They totally whaled on me. 1.1038 0.03264 106 96 9 1
4217 Hello. Please call me Ishmael. 1.1038 0.03529 106 97 7 2
4218 Call me Ishmael! Tag Cap'n A. You're it. 1.1038 0.03264 106 96 9 1
4219 Get off me, Moby - it's not our third date 1.1038 0.04006 106 99 3 4
4220 Honestly, I can't believe you forgot the sunblock. 1.1038 0.03529 106 97 7 2
4221 About Me: No matter how you slice it im a heftey woman mate. Theres definately some meat too me. Im atheist as all get out. I love driveing 1.1038 0.03775 106 98 5 3
4222 The princess and the pea 1.1038 0.03264 106 96 9 1
4223 Awwwww. And I just planted those Hibiscus. 1.1038 0.03529 106 97 7 2
4224 Maybe it's time to give up drinking. 1.1038 0.02976 106 95 11 0
4225 He took my ass. I don't intend to give him my leg. 1.1038 0.04006 106 99 3 4
4226 Weightlifting level: The elusive White Whale 1.1038 0.02976 106 95 11 0
4227 When the time comes, I don't mind if you eat me first. 1.1038 0.03264 106 96 9 1
4228 Crunch before lunch! 1.1038 0.03264 106 96 9 1
4229 You think we'll get more views than Christian the lion? 1.1038 0.03264 106 96 9 1
4230 Sorry, but uh; you really shouldn't be standing so close to the shore line... 1.1038 0.02976 106 95 11 0
4231 . . . But how did he know that my name is Wilson? 1.1038 0.03264 106 96 9 1
4232 I'm sticking to my diet of vegetables and protein. 1.1038 0.03264 106 96 9 1
4233 Unlike Michael Phelps I need a breather between races. 1.1038 0.03264 106 96 9 1
4234 *@?#%&! I'm a beached whale - what could be more cliche? 1.1038 0.03529 106 97 7 2
4235 And next you will try to tell me that your name isn't Jonah. 1.1038 0.03264 106 96 9 1
4236 Whale Ho! 1.1038 0.03529 106 97 7 2
4237 He still thinks he's just a calf. 1.1038 0.03264 106 96 9 1
4238 No, I don't see any rash. 1.1038 0.02976 106 95 11 0
4239 I see you finally got that summer body 1.1038 0.03529 106 97 7 2
4240 Moby Prick 1.1038 0.03775 106 98 5 3
4241 Oh well, so much for the endangered land species. 1.1038 0.03264 106 96 9 1
4242 Where's Captain Ahab when you need him? 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4243 This sun block will do! 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4244 Someone asked for a personal savior? 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4245 Oh sorry, I need to lay off the halibut. 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4246 Make a note, World, there is no cell phone reception under blubber. 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4247 Oh! Our little island paradise your bottle promised- what deceit! Was there ever really room for me in your plans? 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4248 Sorry about your volleyball, Tom. But my mom named me Wilson too. 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4249 SO? I let Jonah out. 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4250 Did island right above you? 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4251 I always like to eat some greens with my meat. 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4252 We can't both stay here 'til it's over! 1.0971 0.03782 103 96 4 3
4253 I'm not hungry; I just had a couple tons of Krill. I just want to scratch my tummy. 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4254 LET'S NAME IT SANDY 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4255 Is this another part of the "True ocean experience" cruise? 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4256 Damn beached again 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4257 Could you please pass the toothpick? 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4258 No, Rick, I'm not hiding. Guess again. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4259 I saw your smoke signals. 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4260 Maybe my wife said, 'Let's breach!' 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4261 Got a light? 1.0971 0.04026 103 97 2 4
4262 Message received. 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4263 His final wish was to crack this coconut. 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4264 Sorry, the catapult is stronger than we thought. 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4265 Shep had become famous for saving beached whales. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4266 GET OFF! 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4267 Sorry, but the cartoonist was tired and couldn't come up with anything interesting this week. 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4268 Damn Waze! 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4269 Do you think this makes me look fat? 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4270 Sorry, but who takes krill along when stranded on an island? 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4271 Moby Dick: The Tanning Years 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4272 I said "Palms UP." 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4273 Sorry, pal. This rest stop is zoned 'non-residential'. 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4274 No, it's not that. It's the sinking island level. 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4275 Sorry, I have an itch on my underside! 1.0971 0.03782 103 96 4 3
4276 You are not my mother. You are a splat! 1.0971 0.04026 103 97 2 4
4277 Instead of my pot-belly, please apply sun block lotion to my tail and back. 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4278 Life's a beach alright! 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4279 Why yes. The "Change Spermaceti" light did come on. 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4280 You seriously chose Moby Dick? 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4281 Damn it! The palm trees always stick in my teeth! 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4282 Sorry. I was just trying to get you safely back into the water. 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4283 What do you mean, "Whales are not a real Pokeman Go thing?" 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4284 At first I thought you were going to say something funny about getting caught in the breach. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4285 I'm new to Plenty of Fish.com. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4286 Kind of a small beach. 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4287 The birds gave you up. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4288 Just to the left of the root system. Yeah. 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4289 So this doesn't mean Sit On Steve? 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4290 I'm really sorry, Jonah! 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4291 Sorry, mate, I was just trying to get away from those Sea Shepherd nut jobs... 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4292 Unfortunately, Johnny learned the hard way, you can't teach an old whale new tricks. 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4293 Captain Ahab's last stand did not end very well 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4294 My next wish will be to not die from asphyxia. 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4295 The downside of whale hugging. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4296 You're no volleyball, either. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4297 If you check the back molar, you'll find some complimentary bottled water. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4298 Yep, you're dying. 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4299 You know, whale blubber is actually quite healthy in small amounts. I have a lot, though. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4300 Where'd you go Aquaman? 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4301 Well, I think it’s ‘DIMENSION’ is 9/10 of the law. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4302 Bali Hai called me. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4303 If I survive this ordeal I'm cancelling my support of 'Save the Whales'! 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4304 Jonah's alternate, albeit far-fetched, story line. 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4305 Maybe you should've called someone else, Ahab. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4306 But where are the crowds to push me back into the sea? 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4307 Maybe we shouldn't play WWE any more. 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4308 What a treat! It is so rare to find fresh island hors d'oeuvres. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4309 Caught between a hard rock and a "beached" whale! 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4310 Leo DeCaprio. Not what I thought you meant when you said come to my man made island in Belize and have a whale of a time, 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4311 Hello, I'm the Tesla Rescue Whale. 1.0971 0.04026 103 97 2 4
4312 Nothing describes the loneliness of those marooned at sea more than the strange death of Thomas lone survivor of Bounty II. 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4313 No man is an island, I am a whale, and you are dinner! 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4314 Thar YOU blow, pal. 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4315 We get it Donald... You're HUGE 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4316 hillary clinton presides at the historic closing of the guantanamo bay prison 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4317 Really? I said "ale"! 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4318 Breach to the beach, I really stuck that landing! 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4319 If I was alone on a desert island, I would want a... 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4320 He kept telling me how fat I was. 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4321 It's good to have some greens with your protein. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4322 Atlas and Moby share a moment. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4323 I thought I heard someone scream out my name, I guess it was another Wilson. 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4324 Sorry. It was the only beach around. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4325 Now let me get this straight. Your name is not Ahab? 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4326 Damn Telemarketers! 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4327 I must say, you are very grounded. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4328 I've alwasys set my bar too low. 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4329 Maybe we should try tag-football first. 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4330 The dangers of under-overfishing. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4331 Actually, I think we don't spend enough time together. 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4332 Tragedy strikes at the whale Olympics; freestyle beaching event cancelled until further notice 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4333 No! The message was 'bail out'!! 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4334 Your blowhole is blocked. I can have you fixed in a couple of minutes. You won't have to wear the oxygen tank. 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4335 Are you sure it's SPF 5,000? 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4336 So, if Sea World auditions are closed, can you get me a part in the next Pirates of the Carribean? 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4337 What part of "Island of the Blue Dolphin" do you not understand Shamu? 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4338 You would prefer the lion's den perhaps? 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4339 What do you mean? There's plenty of room for both of us. 1.0971 0.03782 103 96 4 3
4340 This is not what I had in mind when I wished to have a whale of a time. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4341 Palm tree sandwich! 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4342 On the set of 'Free Wally' 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4343 Excuse me, but my name is Jones, NOT Jonah... Jonah's one island over to the west. 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4344 And you were worried about a Shark-nado! 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4345 What happened to my GPS link? 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4346 That album, I couldn't take it anymore. 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4347 Sorry, but I'm tired of swimming. 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4348 Margaret, I found the toothpicks! 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4349 'The Odd Couple' reboot. 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4350 Moby Dick – the Sea Quell 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4351 "Sorry, I just tried to lend a Dorsal fin". 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4352 I don't see what the big deal about being beached is... 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4353 No! I wanted the book. 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4354 I'm not feeling so well and this is the nearest beach. 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4355 For the last time, I'm not a fish! 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4356 First whale on top Everest meets last man. #notonporpoise #globalwarming #sorrynotsorry 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4357 Ok, Moby, just making a few adjustments. The palm tree will catapult you off the island and you should land on Captain Ahab. 1.0971 0.03782 103 96 4 3
4358 And you are Jonah I presume? 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4359 I said no wailing! 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4360 You must be from a battleground state, too. 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4361 Sorry, but whales get stranded too. 1.0971 0.03782 103 96 4 3
4362 Unexpectedly, Captain Ahab's Last Resort 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4363 That was a whale of an idea... 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4364 C'mon, wave your arms! 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4365 Yes, that's my name. J-O-N-A-............ 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4366 Oh, excuse me! There was supposed to be a Roaming Pokemon on this island. Must be that three-step glitch... 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4367 The Wicked Witch is really gonna be pissed. 1.0971 0.03782 103 96 4 3
4368 The not so good, alternative story of Jonah. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4369 He shouldn't have wailed for help. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4370 Sometimes Pete wondered about his choice of girlfriends 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4371 All I know is, someone wished for a bathing beauty. 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4372 I specifically told the genii, "BLEACHED" - with an "L." 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4373 Well, this is it. I've hit rock top. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4374 I should call you Ishmael?! 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4375 The sequel to Jonah and the Whale. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4376 OK, so maybe "Great White Wale" is a bit of an overstatement. 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4377 Thanks a lot, Katrina. 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4378 Sorry, you look just like my wife. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4379 Is your name Bartleby? 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4380 Well, how was I supposed to know that YOU were supposed to be inside ME? 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4381 You should have believed in Global Warming! 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4382 He might be trapped on a desert island, but he's having a whale of a time! 1.0971 0.03782 103 96 4 3
4383 Medals schmedals –I will not swim at Copacabana Beach. 1.0971 0.03782 103 96 4 3
4384 On the other hand, I probably won't get sunburned now. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4385 I don't know why we beach ourselves. 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4386 Call me Squishedbyawhale 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4387 So hungry I could eat a whale was figure of speech; I am a vegetarian! 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4388 Finally, a pit stop! 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4389 Sorry, but I did ask the box office for the best seat on the isle for South Pacific. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4390 Hey Man, You OK? 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4391 Well, that figures. 1.0971 0.03782 103 96 4 3
4392 You said you were strong like Patrick Swayze! 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4393 Alright, we'll try it YOUR way now, with you as Baby and me as Johnny. 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4394 Ahab that makes two out of three. 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4395 The weight of the 'whale' is upon you. 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4396 I should be more specific in telling a genie I want to be a killer whale. 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4397 Thank you, I needed my belly scratched. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4398 I know not all that may be coming, but be it what it will, I'll go to it laughing. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4399 I couldn't bare to let you see that there's no rescue plane. 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4400 Take me with you, Jonah! 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4401 I tried to fetch... 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4402 I wished for more KALE! 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4403 Did I clear the hoop? 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4404 Sorry, I just can't stand cartoon clichés. 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4405 Stop whining and whaling 1.0971 0.03782 103 96 4 3
4406 Rigged, believe me. No Media at the next Save the Whales event. 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4407 At least it's not one of those nude beach kinda deserted islands. 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4408 Are you OK? 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4409 I need some 'me time' again. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4410 Are you calling me fat? 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4411 We're gonna need a bigger... 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4412 Toby fulfills his legacy as a Dick. 1.0971 0.04026 103 97 2 4
4413 Did I do that? 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4414 The commercial says you're offering a whale of a deal. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4415 At the least, I wont die alone 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4416 Just another stupid whale you say. 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4417 Whales are mammals after all. 1.0971 0.03782 103 96 4 3
4418 Did you really say try again??? 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4419 If you're going to be lazy, I can go elsewhere and get a humpback 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4420 Sorry, Jonah! Thought we were at Nineveh! 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4421 I think we're both in a whale of trouble... 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4422 I want you to meet my parents. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4423 Can you pass the sunscreen. 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4424 So much for counting on respect from a fellow mammal. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4425 Have you heard the one about the Beached Whale? 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4426 Gotta whale of a tale to tell you, lads.... 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4427 Now stop with the tickling! 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4428 I guess now you have seen the white whale. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4429 YOU should be on top - I burn easily. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4430 Only two stars for the breakfast buffet. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4431 Whalecome to Paradise Island ! 1.0971 0.03782 103 96 4 3
4432 Pilgrim, I told you this here rock wasn't big enough for the both of us. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4433 Like my dentist told me, floss and spit, floss and spit... 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4434 Maybe we should upgrade to a real one-bedroom. 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4435 You said the 'one book your would bring' would be Moby Dick, so I just figured... 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4436 *wailing* 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4437 OK, so I admit, it's a boy crush. 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4438 Whale-i-fest Destiny 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4439 1...2...3??? 1.0962 0.03489 104 96 6 2
4440 Um, can I get a little help here please? 1.0962 0.03747 104 97 4 3
4441 Sorry about that. 1.0962 0.03489 104 96 6 2
4442 Palms up. 1.0962 0.03210 104 95 8 1
4443 Well, I guess I'll have to cancel my dentist appointment. 1.0962 0.03489 104 96 6 2
4444 So much for meatless Mondays. 1.0962 0.03747 104 97 4 3
4445 Oh, dear me: Ahoy there 1.0962 0.02905 104 94 10 0
4446 Free the palm trees! 1.0962 0.03210 104 95 8 1
4447 I take offense to being called a "beached whale!" 1.0962 0.02905 104 94 10 0
4448 Hello... Could I hitch a ride to Nineveh? 1.0962 0.03210 104 95 8 1
4449 MY CALLING CARD? HAVE FLUKE -- WILL TRAVEL 1.0962 0.03489 104 96 6 2
4450 You say you're with HGTV's Island Hunters? 1.0962 0.03210 104 95 8 1
4451 Relax. We're going to have a whale of a time. 1.0962 0.02905 104 94 10 0
4452 Sorry, I was trying to get away from civilization. 1.0962 0.02905 104 94 10 0
4453 Why castaways should never date blubbering blowhards. 1.0962 0.02905 104 94 10 0
4454 Sorry, they make it look so easy on "Blackfish." 1.0962 0.03489 104 96 6 2
4455 Ethel knew the marriage would be a rocky one, but she never thought it would come to this. 1.0962 0.03210 104 95 8 1
4456 My neck is killing me 1.0962 0.03210 104 95 8 1
4457 I'm starving. You have any fish? 1.0962 0.02905 104 94 10 0
4458 A little green for fiber with my main meal is always a good thing. 1.0962 0.03489 104 96 6 2
4459 Does this beach make me look matte? 1.0962 0.03489 104 96 6 2
4460 It's always a little awkward being a beached whale on this small of a beach. 1.0962 0.03210 104 95 8 1
4461 I will not let you die from Hypothermia! Here, use my body heat to keep you warm. 1.0962 0.03489 104 96 6 2
4462 Does this make me a beached whale now? 1.0962 0.03210 104 95 8 1
4463 Look, a school of shrimp. 1.0952 0.03457 105 97 6 2
4464 This is a hard place to find. 1.0952 0.03181 105 96 8 1
4465 I'll take the Merlot. 1.0952 0.03457 105 97 6 2
4466 You may call it a hostile takeover, but I call it being a winner! 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4467 At least one of us is having a whale of a time 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4468 I should have called before just dropping in. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4469 Why is it always so hard to find anything in X-Lge? 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4470 No, I've never heard of a dry humpback whale. Now Would you please "No, I've never heard of a dry humpback whale. Now, would you please get off me. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4471 I'm here to rescue you, Captain Ahab. 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4472 I am the island! 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4473 I said "dibs" first. 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4474 The island is a little small, but I got a whale of a deal. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4475 We'll survive. After all, I'm naked, and you're afraid. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4476 Have you tried lofting your bed? 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4477 When you wish for something, make sure to know how to spell it... I am not a wale. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4478 He would not stop singing about cheeseburgers... 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4479 Does this make me look fat enough? 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4480 Speaking for many charismatic mammals, we love you too. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4481 Get off before I whale on you! 1.0891 0.03749 101 95 3 3
4482 you call this an island retreat???? 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4483 Just my luck. Stranded with a flat. 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4484 So much for getting a tan today. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4485 I'm not really sold on this paleo diet. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4486 Oops sorry about that. 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4487 Moby Dick suddenly realizes that humor isn't a good fit. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4488 Don't eat the palm, I don't like coconut. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4489 Sorry, I can't stand wailing. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4490 Oh! You wanted to jump on my back? 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4491 pleased to make your acqweightance 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4492 Sorry! I was distracted by making whale sounds while swimming. 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4493 Cheese! 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4494 I think I see your navigation problem. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4495 Climate change, yeah ! 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4496 I thought I heard something. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4497 Trust me! 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4498 Beaching is so difficult lately, what with the "warming. 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4499 Tastes better than that couch that just floated by... 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4500 Let's not dick around. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4501 Maybe this will help you to stop fishing and become a vegan! 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4502 OK ... Now look what you've done to my shade tree you big galoot... 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4503 What Moratorium? 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4504 I can't wait to see Mom's reaction to this piercing. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4505 I can't believe I ate the whole thing. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4506 Jerry was having a whale of a time on his island vacation until this guy showed up. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4507 I know it's not dignifying, but you think I like having a plankton filter? 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4508 You said land here. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4509 And you thought your wife was one! 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4510 Maybe sunscreen would have been a better option. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4511 Did you get the tree I ordered for you? 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4512 Would you consider a tax-deductible contribution to WDC? 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4513 She told me to meet her here at 6. 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4514 Calm down Ishmael! I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship, 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4515 Deep deep down, I still feel needy. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4516 Why did not one ask me what companion I wanted if stuck on a desert island? 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4517 Look! I see a whale. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4518 Sorry, new Uber driver! 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4519 Sorry. This is where I come to take a break from swimming. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4520 Ok it's a deal. You get me out of here and I'll take care of climate change and sea level rise. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4521 I was told your animal right group would push me back in. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4522 Tap your tail fins together three times. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4523 Stranded on a desert island, I'd want dental floss. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4524 Duh, thanks, mom, for keep reminding me to dream big. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4525 Were you expecting for man to land on Wales? 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4526 Now let me see you dare to eat a peach! 1.0891 0.03749 101 95 3 3
4527 Aw, I can finally rest my tiny legs. 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4528 WOW! You make quite an impression. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4529 Hey, I don't see what's so funny about that! 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4530 Nice to meet you, my name's Friday. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4531 HRRRRGLAA. HUUUUURRR. That molar right there. OHRRRRGRRTLA. [violently ejaculates.] 1.0891 0.03749 101 95 3 3
4532 Hope no one saw me choke mid-breach. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4533 Is there a cantina in these latitudes that serves a really great margarita? 1.0891 0.03749 101 95 3 3
4534 No, I think this more resembles 'Bartleby the Scrivener.' 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4535 Great! Now to find a net to floss with. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4536 Moby-Mensch, you've changed, man! 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4537 When whales beach. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4538 ...and that's when he realized he had messed up. 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4539 I thought for sure he'd change dir........aargh.... 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4540 Beach please. 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4541 They say whale mechanics are a dying profession. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4542 Sorry, I'm always confusing breach with beach. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4543 Now I'll *really* have a humpback. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4544 Quit your blubbering - you're getting off easy compared to Jonah! 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4545 Oops sorry, but I need a break from those wicked tuna. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4546 That was a whale of a landing. 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4547 Does this mean I don't get the fist? 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4548 Wait. Do I say "stranded on a desert island, or stranded on a deserted island?" 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4549 No, I said little bit {italics} of paradise… 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4550 You should have seen the one that got away! 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4551 Um . . . I don't think this "speed dating" thing is really working for me. 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4552 Yes, I know. Please excuse me. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4553 Oh, Well! Another mess I got into." 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4554 Well, I think climate change is just a very, very expensive form of tax 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4555 Having a 'whale of a time' on vacation 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4556 I love this new Tummy Bahama line. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4557 He should have put a towel down. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4558 I should have trusted my instincts. 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4559 I know it's hard being afraid of water. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4560 Just a little bit higher... Yes! 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4561 Flipper's revenge. 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4562 Where have all the palm trees gone? 1.0891 0.03749 101 95 3 3
4563 Somebody here call for a Scu-ber ride? 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4564 Yet another beachable moment. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4565 His family has a long memory. 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4566 Meanwhale on the island... 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4567 this would work better if your island had a lagoon. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4568 Oops. Sorry, Ishmael. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4569 Let me call that guy at the pet shop who told me you'll always fit in the fish bowl! 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4570 Ahab, what are you doing here? 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4571 I'm beach whaled! 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4572 Uh oh, I think I've killed Gilligan, the Skipper too, a millionaire and his wife, a movie star, the Professor and Mary Ann! 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4573 After years of searching 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4574 Do you even lift, bro? 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4575 The film will be named "Final Flop." 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4576 I guess he shouldn't have relied on only one bottle. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4577 Wouldn't you prefer something artisanal? 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4578 When they screwed up Tahiti, it was only time we'd be going belly up. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4579 And Rob was worried about global warming! 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4580 It's not a toothpick!!! 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4581 Don't call me Ishmael, and I won't call you Moby Dickless! 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4582 I thought he was having a whale of a time! 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4583 Do I look like Flipper? 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4584 I thought that was a toothpick....... 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4585 When he lied about finishing it I just snapped. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4586 It's a new weight loss program I'm trying. We should both start to notice pretty soon. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4587 I thought this was a two bed, one bath. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4588 Thanks for waving me over. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4589 Oh boy, I bet you said Moby was your deserted island album, didn't you? 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4590 Wait, wait, this one's great--two whales walk into a bar--wait a minute, whales can't walk! What a stupid joke. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4591 Sorry. I have to rehearse for my upcoming role in Whalenado. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4592 Call me Doornail. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4593 I told those guys in the Air Force, I'm not a vertical lander 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4594 Oh well... 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4595 Moby now find Ishmael. 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4596 Sorry, the most recent maps haven't been downloaded onto my sonar yet. 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4597 Peek-a-boo 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4598 Thank heaven for tooth picks. I still have human stuck to my teeth. 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4599 Well we tried something new. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4600 Just for a moment I had a fantasy that I was a cuttle fish. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4601 Ale. A year supply of ale. 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4602 Whale, ain't this a predicament? 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4603 They used to come with ships. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4604 Do you think you could swim that back a bit? 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4605 Don't worry--I specialized in cetacean dentistry before I got stranded here. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4606 I'm sorry, Mr. Jonah --- we thought you were an amuse bouche! 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4607 Y.M.C.A. and the Macarena I can take, but I draw the line at Ice Ice Baby. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4608 pinocchio, directors cut 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4609 Missed again. I really to need to get an eye exam ! 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4610 I'm so happy to see you! 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4611 Hey, I've no time to pet you! I'm working on a caption! 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4612 I'll have a double mocha skinny frappuccino, please. 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4613 I'll show that cow and and moon who's boss! 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4614 You would've done well to study orcagonal thinking..." "Whatever, get off me!" Shut up! And I say to myself, what a wonderful world... 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4615 Sorry, my mistake...I guess I was lonely, distracted, and horny. And, from where I swam, the look of the humped back was quite fetching. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4616 Despite the defendant's strong case for a breaching gone wrong, the judge still ruled it first degree murder: beaching with an intent to kill. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4617 Let's check UN convention on the law of sea. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4618 You cursed whale! Look what you've done! I'm melting! melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! Who would have thought a big whale like you could destroy my beautiful island? Oooooh, look out! I'm going! Oooooh! Ooooooh! 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4619 Sorry about that mister. I guess laser surgery doesn't work for everyone. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4620 Don't worry, buddy, I won't be here long! 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4621 Beg pardon, I just gotta rest a little. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4622 Check your GPS first 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4623 Sorry! Uber Vessel is still at its beta stage. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4624 I know about the recent studies but I still think that sometimes flossing is a good idea. 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4625 Dang, missed !!! 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4626 You shouldn't bite off more than you can chew. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4627 I see why your nickname is Moby Dick. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4628 Thar she spreads 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4629 Global Warming is a b*tch. 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4630 Pardon me--I was looking for my wife. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4631 I meant to say I'd bring the book. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4632 Sorry Mac, there's Zika virus in this water. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4633 Honey, I was only kidding! 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4634 Tell me about the rabbits again George 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4635 I totally whaled on that dude. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4636 Both his metabolism and Fosbury had suffered as Willy hit middle-age. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4637 I really should lose some weight. 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4638 Hey! I'm trying to sunbathe here. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4639 Revenge is best when it's old. 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4640 Hey paybacks a bitch! 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4641 Hmmm. Tastes like chicken! 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4642 Phil, Phil-- Is that you? 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4643 Could you at least let the tree go? 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4644 I wish these snacks weren't so sandy. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4645 You wanted to go whale watching? I thought you said whale squashing. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4646 The tables have turned. 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4647 He wanted to see me in person. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4648 It would have hurt a lot less if you had just stayed a puppet. 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4649 Don't try to revive me no matter how hard I struggle. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4650 This is no place for a beached whale. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4651 "Rye"?!! And all this time I though it was: "If a body meet a body comin' thro' the ISLE"! 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4652 I want a new table. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4653 Hey babe do I look fat on this island? 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4654 I hate it when I have to eat vegtables with my dinner! 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4655 Hello! Is the Prince of Wales here? 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4656 Can you get my back? 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4657 Robinson? T.G.I.F.? 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4658 Yet another example; why pets are not for everyone. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4659 Can I call you back? Deloris is being dramatic. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4660 Now this is what I call a well balanced meal. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4661 Is the palm tree too butch? 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4662 I was having a bad day and this was my only chance to beach myself for miles. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4663 Since I went Paleo, my bloating has literally disappeared. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4664 I know, I know, Mom tells me to always floss after meals. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4665 Help! I've islanded myself! 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4666 I was sent to teach you the true meaning of a 'whale of a time'. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4667 There's no place like home. There's no place like home... 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4668 At least I left both your legs. 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4669 Moby, stop dicking around - you're crushing my innards! 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4670 My GPS system failed me. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4671 I could use some help from my Japanese friends right about now. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4672 The end of Robinson Crushsoe. 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4673 Oh, I think I forgot to take the toothpick out. 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4674 What do you mean you're not gluten-free? 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4675 The rescue team can find you better this way! 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4676 Call me Ishmael. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4677 Wow! A twofer. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4678 No whale is an island. Except this time. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4679 I believe I get to be Robinson Crusoe; YOU would be Friday. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4680 Wait -- this isn't Pamplona? 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4681 Pick on someone your own size! 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4682 Fiber,protein,fiber, protein. This is killing me! 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4683 Why isn't this human humping back? 1.0882 0.03147 102 94 7 1
4684 Looks like we are all tired! 1.0882 0.03147 102 94 7 1
4685 You come out now Johnna! 1.0882 0.03147 102 94 7 1
4686 Damn quick end to global warming. 1.0882 0.02822 102 93 9 0
4687 I thought you was my sweetheart. 1.0882 0.03713 102 96 3 3
4688 All I wanted was a nap under the palm tree! 1.0882 0.03442 102 95 5 2
4689 Sorry sir, the ocean is super big and scary. 1.0882 0.03442 102 95 5 2
4690 Ugh, Whale Yoga AGAIN? 1.0882 0.03147 102 94 7 1
4691 Sorry pal but when I catch my breath I'll give you a ride to town 1.0882 0.03147 102 94 7 1
4692 It's true what they say - you do have a big head. 1.0874 0.03118 103 95 7 1
4693 Well, at least he got me this far! 1.0865 0.03089 104 96 7 1
4694 What? You said you'd bring Moby Dick. 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
4695 I said, HOPPING not FLOPPING. 1.0808 0.03421 99 93 4 2
4696 Er, Sorry about your shoes.. 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
4697 Payback for Ahab's doings! 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
4698 Moby Dick does a promotional video for Staycations 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
4699 "Could things get ANY WORSE ?" thought the whale. 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
4700 Hey Mr. Geppetto, Can Pinocchio come out to play? 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
4701 Ishmael I'm calling you 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
4702 I'm with China. 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
4703 I think my emotional intelligence is on the low side... 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
4704 This town ain't big enough for the two of us. 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
4705 Island of (lost) hope... 1.0808 0.03421 99 93 4 2
4706 It occurred to Willy that freedom comes with a cost. 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
4707 Somehow, I have the feeling that 'Catch the Whale' may not be your sport. 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
4708 Paleo, shmaleo. 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
4709 I just can't seem to get comfortable. Something is poking me in the belly. 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
4710 Yo, Ahab. Can you move a bit to the left? 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
4711 Gotta get that fiber with the meat. 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
4712 Coochie, coochie, coo! 1.0808 0.03421 99 93 4 2
4713 Quit complaining. MY first choice was Dory! 1.0808 0.03421 99 93 4 2
4714 Of corse it got five stars on Tripadvisor, that's why it's always crowded. 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
4715 Bet you wish I was the Carvel whale. 1.0808 0.03421 99 93 4 2
4716 Sorry, there's no room for you and Jonah. 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
4717 Where in the whale am I? 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
4718 Wicked witch of nor'easter 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
4719 What rotten luck! How in the heck did I end up getting beached in the middle of the ocean? 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
4720 Am I right for Antartica? 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
4721 Starters! 1.0808 0.03421 99 93 4 2
4722 Sorry, I didn't mean to breach our contract. 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
4723 Get off me or I'll tell Ahab! 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
4724 Darn, I'm stuck, without the help of a cartoonist to modify this predicament. 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
4725 I hate cliches. 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
4726 I was sitting under a palm tree for a whale. 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
4727 My name is Wilson. 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
4728 Sorry guy, I booked the trip through CHEAPO ISLAND HOPPER> 1.0808 0.03421 99 93 4 2
4729 "Hey, I was here first"! 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
4730 Cruz? Oh! 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
4731 I just can't stuff myself with meals, I can't move afterwards.. 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
4732 LandBlubber. 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
4733 You beckoned, Ahab? 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
4734 Say what you will about my weight, but the way I see it, you can never have too much UV protection. 1.0808 0.03421 99 93 4 2
4735 Damn pot holes 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
4736 You made a mistake! I'm not Jonah! 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
4737 Don’t you flying fish ever go on a diet? 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
4738 Your clicks "You whistled for kelp, I'm sure of it. 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
4739 What the heck happened to Friday? 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
4740 All I asked for was some Tuna, 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
4741 I hate it when I blow a breach. 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
4742 The newly released alternate ending of Lost failed to live up to expectations 1.0808 0.03421 99 93 4 2
4743 Man, I should not have skipped leg day. 1.0808 0.03421 99 93 4 2
4744 Well, Whale, vacations over ! 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
4745 Shall I try again, Bob? 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
4746 I guess there's a reason they call this Bad Luck Island. 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
4747 I'm Jonah but I taste like chicken. 1.0808 0.03421 99 93 4 2
4748 You won't believe how long that guy's been stalking me. 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
4749 Sorry, I guess I'm not much of a help. 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
4750 Oh cool, I can se the Coast Guard from up here. 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
4751 My bad. I thought that was the show jump signal. 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
4752 This is not what I meant when you asked me what I'd like to have on a deserted island! 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
4753 I can't hide anymore. 1.0808 0.03421 99 93 4 2
4754 "Because I hate you" God 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
4755 Sunday's are my cheat day. 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
4756 Whale, that's a shame. 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
4757 Can someone call AAA, somehow I got high-centered and I need a tow! 1.0808 0.03421 99 93 4 2
4758 I just thought I would get a few rays in. 1.0808 0.03421 99 93 4 2
4759 My life was a beach, and now I have to deal with this on the top of it. 1.0808 0.03421 99 93 4 2
4760 Sorry 'bout all this. Really I am. I just got tired of swimmin'. 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
4761 "In the future the sea level will rise, men will go extinct and whales will try to murder women. But men will be extinct, so, progress. 1.0808 0.03421 99 93 4 2
4762 The diet starts tomorrow... 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
4763 The 'EZ Access' part was spot on, but where's the promised '24/7 Eats'? 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
4764 Seaworld is not even trying anymore. 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
4765 Ooops." "Sorry, i didn't see you there Nantucketer. 1.0808 0.03421 99 93 4 2
4766 I'm a beached whale. 1.0800 0.02727 100 92 8 0
4767 Flattery will get you nowhere. 1.0800 0.03075 100 93 6 1
4768 hmmm...guess I need to change the mattress number. 1.0800 0.03387 100 94 4 2
4769 Help me birth this calf. 1.0800 0.02727 100 92 8 0
4770 Washed ashore 1.0800 0.03674 100 95 2 3
4771 Who cares.... This beach is MINE! 1.0800 0.02727 100 92 8 0
4772 Because I'm bigger and I have more incisors. 1.0800 0.02727 100 92 8 0
4773 Oh dear! Curiosity killed the castaway. 1.0800 0.03075 100 93 6 1
4774 they both taste like chicken. 1.0800 0.03075 100 93 6 1
4775 Did you pick up milk on your way home? 1.0800 0.03075 100 93 6 1
4776 What are the chances? I ignore my mom's advice against breaching and I end up here. 1.0800 0.03075 100 93 6 1
4777 Rising sea levels — a double-edged sword. 1.0800 0.03075 100 93 6 1
4778 Even whales don't like pollution 1.0800 0.03075 100 93 6 1
4779 Thanks for helping me pick the coconuts. 1.0800 0.03075 100 93 6 1
4780 'Hot Tuna' is your desert island band?! You can do better than that. 1.0800 0.03387 100 94 4 2
4781 Moby, go pick on Ahab. 1.0800 0.03387 100 94 4 2
4782 I told you to scootch over! 1.0800 0.03075 100 93 6 1
4783 You're in my body buffer zone. 1.0800 0.03075 100 93 6 1
4784 No one mentions this when they blubber on about how great coconut oil is! 1.0800 0.03387 100 94 4 2
4785 Now pop back into the tank please Moby 1.0800 0.03674 100 95 2 3
4786 I always enjoy some tropical greens with my meat. 1.0800 0.02727 100 92 8 0
4787 Darn global warming! That sea level rise keeps messing me up. 1.0800 0.03075 100 93 6 1
4788 Sorry, I flunked out of Flying Whale School. 1.0800 0.03387 100 94 4 2
4789 I've got to stop dreaming about sushi. 1.0800 0.03387 100 94 4 2
4790 The punchline is killer, isn't it? 1.0800 0.02727 100 92 8 0
4791 You never accepted my invitations so I though I'd drop by. 1.0800 0.02727 100 92 8 0
4792 Maybe you shouldn't have picked Dirty Dancing 1.0800 0.03075 100 93 6 1
4793 At least spare that tree! 1.0800 0.02727 100 92 8 0
4794 Oops. Sorry. Mom must have sang 'Breach' yourself and not 'Beach' yourself. 1.0800 0.03075 100 93 6 1
4795 I guess I've gained weight since my last visit 1.0800 0.02727 100 92 8 0
4796 Flattening you got whale nowhere. 1.0800 0.02727 100 92 8 0
4797 You wished for a bridge over troubled water. 1.0800 0.03387 100 94 4 2
4798 Stop WAILING, I hate this as much as you! 1.0800 0.03075 100 93 6 1
4799 I told that crazy theme park trainer that I couldn't do his trick. 1.0800 0.03387 100 94 4 2
4800 Better for you that I had breached than beached. 1.0800 0.02727 100 92 8 0
4801 Your taxi is weighting 1.0800 0.03387 100 94 4 2
4802 I've had it with the media! 1.0800 0.03075 100 93 6 1
4803 Don't you think you're being a little heavy-handed 1.0800 0.03075 100 93 6 1
4804 The day Manuel became man-whale. 1.0800 0.03075 100 93 6 1
4805 An Uber was supposed to pick me up and save me, not a Blubber. 1.0800 0.02727 100 92 8 0
4806 Stop saying, "Fish out of water! Fish out of water!" This is "fish out of water". 1.0800 0.02727 100 92 8 0
4807 My doctor says I have to add veggies to my diet. 1.0800 0.03387 100 94 4 2
4808 If dental floss doesn't help,this should do it 1.0800 0.03075 100 93 6 1
4809 You didn't specify which Moby Dick. 1.0800 0.03075 100 93 6 1
4810 Talk about beached! 1.0800 0.02727 100 92 8 0
4811 Are you UPF 50? 1.0800 0.03387 100 94 4 2
4812 Now....if only I had bread and tartar sauce 1.0800 0.02727 100 92 8 0
4813 I was sent here to protect you from Global Warming! 1.0800 0.02727 100 92 8 0
4814 ...and you can call me your daddy 1.0800 0.02727 100 92 8 0
4815 Just thought I'd be "the Little Mermaid" for a day! 1.0800 0.03075 100 93 6 1
4816 It's my Western diet. 1.0800 0.03387 100 94 4 2
4817 Moby Dick gets his revenge! 1.0800 0.03387 100 94 4 2
4818 It's gonna cost you... looks like you need a new chassis. 1.0800 0.03075 100 93 6 1
4819 Scratch me right there... 1.0800 0.03387 100 94 4 2
4820 I told you to stop calling me 'Wilson!' 1.0800 0.02727 100 92 8 0
4821 Excuse me; I prefer the left side. 1.0800 0.03387 100 94 4 2
4822 Beaching on a desert isle: The whale equivalent of a splashing in a kiddie pool. 1.0800 0.03075 100 93 6 1
4823 I count to ten , I win! 1.0800 0.03075 100 93 6 1
4824 I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. 1.0800 0.02727 100 92 8 0
4825 I overshot the Jonah-swallow-rescue maneuver. 1.0800 0.03075 100 93 6 1
4826 I can tell you Jonah, the only constant is change. 1.0800 0.03075 100 93 6 1
4827 We're not in Kansas anymore! 1.0800 0.02727 100 92 8 0
4828 David now understood why the pirates laughed when he chose to be marooned with Moby Dick. 1.0800 0.02727 100 92 8 0
4829 You think he's still down there? Hello? 1.0800 0.02727 100 92 8 0
4830 So THAT's why they call it an island. 1.0800 0.03387 100 94 4 2
4831 With millions or more of acre miles of water and small isles out there why did you pick this one to beach on? 1.0800 0.03075 100 93 6 1
4832 Mom! Mom, I forgot the dental floss! 1.0800 0.02727 100 92 8 0
4833 You're not alone anymore! 1.0800 0.02727 100 92 8 0
4834 I feel the need for a hug. 1.0792 0.03045 101 94 6 1
4835 If this what they really mean by South Beach Diet? 1.0792 0.03045 101 94 6 1
4836 Beached on the beach. HELP! 1.0722 0.03357 97 92 3 2
4837 Sorry I didn't see you. This seemed like a good place to beach myself. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4838 You should have read the fine prints. 1.0722 0.03357 97 92 3 2
4839 C'mon, eating a palm tree is bad luck. 1.0722 0.03357 97 92 3 2
4840 Sorry, I didn't see your brake lights. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4841 This island isn't bigger enough for the both of us. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4842 Whale you realize this island was meant for one? 1.0722 0.03357 97 92 3 2
4843 What else did my mother send besides a hug? 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4844 Welcome to Palm Breach Island 1.0722 0.03357 97 92 3 2
4845 You castaways are the BEST! - but you never have smokes. Are you even listening?!? 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4846 Got bait? 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4847 Orca progress: a new technique in the killer whale toolbox. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4848 Although the lesser known and far less interesting story of Jonah living UNDER the belly of a whale, there are still those who adamantly insists that it was actually a great fish. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4849 Make Naru great again 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4850 Wait, did you give me the hand signal for "squash" or "splash"? 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4851 Alas, poor Ahab, I knew him, A pair of star cross'd lovers ... 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4852 It should really be called, 'Whale Watch-Where-You're-Going!' 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4853 Sorry - I was trying for a personal best in long jump. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4854 If China can do it, so can I. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4855 Where are the petunias?! 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4856 This place is so much smaller than I remember, right honey? 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4857 Got to get this female off my back. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4858 Hey Mr. Splashypants, this is my island, not your beach! 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4859 Sorry, Moby, but you have a cavity in your third molar. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4860 Oh Lenny, it's so lovely to always have someone to lean on. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4861 No tagbacks! 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4862 In this era of global warming, beached whales are becoming more and more conmon. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4863 Oops ... didn't mean to spoil your tranquility ... lost my contacts. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4864 Did I step on the punchline? 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4865 'Welcome to Whale Island." 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4866 Oh, you meant Beluga Caviar. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4867 You were expecting sharknado? 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4868 Islanded whale 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4869 I told you, there's not room for both of us on this island. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4870 Awesome! 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4871 I'm glad you're here for your 5000 mile tune-up 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4872 The sperm whale goes island hopping. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4873 I'm so glad to see you again! 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4874 I kept telling you people, 'Jonah's predicament was different from yours.' 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4875 Ugh! Just a couple more feet. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4876 And I alone survived the beaching. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4877 Oh, you meant you'd take the book... 1.0722 0.03357 97 92 3 2
4878 A little more to the right and you'll scratch that itch. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4879 Excuse me, but you do realize that technically this isn't a beach! 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4880 You telling me to move to the right just a little bit? 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4881 Whadda ya mean you're not having a whale of a good time? 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4882 If you just give a little push, I can get back in the water. Or, use the tree as a lever. Man up, pal. 1.0722 0.03663 97 93 1 3
4883 Formerly, he had a crush on cetaceans. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4884 What's that? You wanted a volleyball? 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4885 Anyone seen my cuff-links? 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4886 Uh oh, the Wicked Witch of the West! 1.0722 0.03663 97 93 1 3
4887 You can un-beach me whenever you're ready. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4888 Hey, buddy, what are you doing in my panic room? 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4889 Okay, no more 'Free Willy' impressions. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4890 Knock it off, Moby, there's not room on this island for both of us. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4891 Rats! There goes another Olympic tryout. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4892 Eureka! I've discovered the Blubber Tree! 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4893 I'm "beached-out" too! 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4894 Sorry, but they started running campaign ads in Atlantis. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4895 You didn't give me the 5,6,7,8! 1.0722 0.03357 97 92 3 2
4896 Sorry about that buddy, I never saw that stop sign! 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4897 Sorry, I thought this was a beach. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4898 Now neither of us are hungry. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4899 Darn! I always land on top of my after dinner mints. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4900 Uh...at least the bottle is fine, right? 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4901 PLEASE, let me off on the next island. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4902 Stuck again. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4903 Douglas Adams sends his apologies. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4904 I meant beach and breach! 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4905 Whale meat again. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4906 What do you mean, you thought I was your ex-wife? 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4907 Today's Special: No Man's an Island Salad 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4908 Chewing scenery with a falsetto teeth. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4909 The WWF's undisputed winner and STILL champion... 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4910 Sorry, I've been watching too much Luche Libre lately. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4911 I hope this is worth the ride home. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4912 Awww, c'mon Moby. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4913 I said UNDER...Under the limbo stick 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4914 Sorry, dude. I thought I saw a Zika Mosquito. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4915 ``One whale. Two opinions.`` 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4916 Well, Sam, looks like this town ain't big enough for both of us." 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4917 Are you sure I need a beach tag? 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4918 That'll teach you to stop yelling 'Wilson!!' 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4919 "I just think I've outgrown "us"". 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4920 Maybe like Jonah? 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4921 You and me both. Now ... can I get a little help here? 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4922 Whale, that sucks. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4923 Sorry, bro. I swallowed a drone. Now all I do is go airborne and mess with people. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4924 Thar she snores! 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4925 Sorry mate, blame global warming? 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4926 LOL, you say your name is Jonah and you thought I might just swallow you? 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4927 You really could have bought yourself two seats. 1.0722 0.03663 97 93 1 3
4928 Newspaper ad: " Small, lovely Pacific island for sale. Remote, secluded, quiet and stress free. No one and nothing to disturb your peace and tranquility." 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4929 Hey Andy, it feels like I haven't heard from you in quite a while... 1.0722 0.03357 97 92 3 2
4930 Whew! Enough with the Springsteen! 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4931 Pardon me, gotta' catch my breath, it's been a really trying day... Not to mention, I just had another run-in with that ridiculous Captain Ahab. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4932 The New Jersey Turnpike has cleaner rest areas. 1.0722 0.03357 97 92 3 2
4933 Has anyone seen Ahab? 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4934 Got to love that extra value menu! 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4935 Sorry, Crusoe - I just couldn't suppress the urge to beach myself. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4936 Aquaman said you needed assistance? 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4937 I was aiming for the volleyball. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4938 Sorry, I had to do something to stop you from going to SeaWorld. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4939 Eat me. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4940 The trial run of the new mascot for Hugs Without Borders. 1.0722 0.03357 97 92 3 2
4941 Retribution for using the blubber taunt. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4942 Too much love! 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4943 The genie was unfamiliar with the concept of a "desert island book." 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4944 Cut from scripture...The wale that diobeyed God when told to swallow Jonah. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4945 We need to talk. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4946 Please accept our collective "NO bottles of beer on the wall!" 1.0722 0.03357 97 92 3 2
4947 Beached whales don't always receive the sympathy they seek. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4948 (No caption please!) 1.0722 0.03357 97 92 3 2
4949 Did I nail the audition for "Flipper"? 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4950 I normally don't have a salad with my main course, but this is delicious. 1.0722 0.03357 97 92 3 2
4951 Moby's mom always told him to eat greens with every meal 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4952 This is a real whale of an island you've got here. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4953 Help! I've been Trumped!!! 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4954 A washed-up genie in a bottle and a marooned cruise line comedian - it was inevitable 1.0722 0.03357 97 92 3 2
4955 I don't think this tropical remake of Wizard of Oz is working. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4956 Hello, ground! 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4957 Another fatal encounter with the mysterious and dreaded humpfront whale. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4958 A fish out of water can trump a whole nation. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4959 Wait... this is not how you play it? 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4960 Not the Moby Dick or 'Castaway' tale he would've hoped for. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4961 This "beaching thing" is kind of instinctual, not logical. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4962 darnit, guess i'm not going to the olympics this year.. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4963 Sorry! Beaching exercise. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4964 I'd like a sand witch whale done. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4965 At least there's no %!&* Greenpeace to try and pull me back in. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4966 Sorry!!! I coulda' sworn Mom said "beeeeeeeeach!" 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4967 The Dad, spending the day at the beach, was crushed to death by his Fudgie the Whale Father's Day cake from Carvel. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4968 Your name's not Jonah? Sorry pal, but you're a dead ringer for a guy I used to swallow. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4969 Listen man, I need a rest too, okay. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4970 And why don't you find another island to get marooned on. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4971 My breaching turned into a beaching. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4972 Being sidelined by the unthinkable, even on my day off. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4973 I'm happy to see you too, Flipper. Now get down! 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4974 Mom was right about flossing twice a day. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4975 Whale of a trick, isn't it? 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4976 Ishmael, how many times have I told you 1.0722 0.03357 97 92 3 2
4977 The blind humpback whale's romances always ended badly. 1.0722 0.03357 97 92 3 2
4978 Hi, Ismail. I'm just trying to escape Donald Trump's Twitter feed. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4979 Thanks for helping me train for the Olympics but I think I can take it from here. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4980 Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey may have had a bit more practice. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4981 Hey, Moby, you're blocking the sun! 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4982 Housing crisis and crowding are spreading worldwide 1.0722 0.03357 97 92 3 2
4983 Look, I'm used to being beached, but I can't help that you have lost your shade tree. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4984 My one wish is to spend the rest of my life with the man of my dreams. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4985 The Story of Jonah: Gen Z Version 1.0722 0.03357 97 92 3 2
4986 I need to get my eyes checked. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4987 I thought he looked lonely. 1.0722 0.03357 97 92 3 2
4988 Oops, sorry. I feel like a real moby. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4989 Call me that again, I dare you. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4990 I didn't know it was still Sharknado week! 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4991 Did he eat the horse too? 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4992 No one pirates MY song! 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4993 What to bring to a deserted island...the last choice. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4994 It really works--I've lost 10 tons on the six small meals a day plan. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4995 I think I found the wall that Mexico paid for. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4996 Ah, the joy of peaceful co-existence! 1.0722 0.03357 97 92 3 2
4997 I thought we were friends! 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4998 I'm beached. 1.0722 0.03357 97 92 3 2
4999 The "free willy" reboot wasn't quite as popular as the original. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
5000 Just an oil filter change and lube today. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
5001 I'm sorry for any inconvenience. I only want to rest for a few minutes. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
5002 Sorry, Starbuck, this is my neighborhood. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
5003 Snack time! 1.0722 0.03357 97 92 3 2
5004 At least I swallowed the coconut! 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
5005 You're absolutely right, it IS moby!" 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
5006 Come on, I love fish! 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
5007 We're making evolution history here. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
5008 Share? OVER MY DEAD BODY! 1.0722 0.03357 97 92 3 2
5009 I realize that it may take awhile for you to accept my dependent personality disorder. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
5010 Donald, having a whale of a time. Wish you were here. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
5011 I'll go in halfsies with you for dish TV. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
5012 Ugh! Who changed the preposition? I clearly read the script as, "Jonah goes under the belly". 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
5013 Now that'll teach ya not to just go stick your head in the sand! 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
5014 Dire Oncle! 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
5015 My usual favorite, protein, carbo and veggie in one meal. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
5016 You're having a bad day? They call me a bloated whenever they think I can't hear them 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
5017 No one ever liked my singing before! 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
5018 That's what I get for standing under a palm tree. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
5019 What? I Thought Sea Levels Were Rising! 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
5020 It's the legs! It's all in the legs. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
5021 Blubber!?! Take this, land lubber! 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
5022 I was the only belUBER aWHALEable. 1.0714 0.02990 98 92 5 1
5023 Totally forgot I'm a pescatarian. 1.0714 0.02615 98 91 7 0
5024 A Whale of a Tale Stranded on a Desert Island Illustrated by D. Shanahan 17 weeks on the NYTimes Best Seller List 1.0714 0.02990 98 92 5 1
5025 Damn, why was I too cheap to call a yellow cab? 1.0714 0.03324 98 93 3 2
5026 I just never feel full on this raw food diet... 1.0714 0.02990 98 92 5 1
5027 Dang. And to think I just got my hump back. 1.0714 0.02615 98 91 7 0
5028 Whale, isn't that something. 1.0714 0.02990 98 92 5 1
5029 It'll take some doings not your part, but I have an idea about how we might help each other. 1.0714 0.03324 98 93 3 2
5030 This is beach is my land. 1.0714 0.02990 98 92 5 1
5031 Congratulations sir. You're our 100th shipwreck survivor. 1.0714 0.03324 98 93 3 2
5032 Herman, have you seen your father's 'New Yorker.' 1.0714 0.02990 98 92 5 1
5033 Can you check if my keys are underneath you? 1.0714 0.02615 98 91 7 0
5034 I'm a copycat killer whale. 1.0714 0.02615 98 91 7 0
5035 White whale dominates local media landscape. 1.0714 0.02615 98 91 7 0
5036 Dang, I only packed for rain and sharknados. 1.0714 0.02990 98 92 5 1
5037 Ah, this doesn't look like Nineveh." 1.0714 0.02615 98 91 7 0
5038 You shouldn't have set off that flare. 1.0714 0.02615 98 91 7 0
5039 Nailed by a whaled beach. 1.0714 0.02990 98 92 5 1
5040 I missed. Sorry Noah. 1.0714 0.02990 98 92 5 1
5041 It's my podcast. 1.0714 0.03324 98 93 3 2
5042 I know I should have asked for directions earlier, but can you point me in the right direction for Maui? 1.0714 0.02615 98 91 7 0
5043 Whale, this is uncomfortable! 1.0714 0.02990 98 92 5 1
5044 Careful-- killer whales out there. 1.0714 0.02615 98 91 7 0
5045 No, I'm not a white whale, Donald. 1.0714 0.02615 98 91 7 0
5046 Captain Ahab said he would meet me here two hours ago and there's still no sign of him. I wonder why that ship is sinking over there...? 1.0714 0.02615 98 91 7 0
5047 I'm dreaming there is a whale on top of me. 1.0714 0.03626 98 94 1 3
5048 This is what you get for body shaming me. 1.0714 0.03324 98 93 3 2
5049 Tastes like chicken. Wait a minute...what's a chicken? 1.0714 0.03324 98 93 3 2
5050 Sorry, it's a mating season problem for my species. 1.0714 0.02615 98 91 7 0
5051 HUGSSS! 1.0714 0.02615 98 91 7 0
5052 I thought the question was, "what would I want on a DESSERT island"! 1.0714 0.02990 98 92 5 1
5053 Call me "Moby Dickless" now! 1.0714 0.02615 98 91 7 0
5054 Son of a beach! Who put that there? 1.0714 0.02990 98 92 5 1
5055 Well you were the one who wanted Blue Ocean thinking ... 1.0714 0.02615 98 91 7 0
5056 Dang....this just isn't my day. 1.0714 0.02615 98 91 7 0
5057 Click click CLICK cliiick cl-click Click." Translation "#&+q*>!%*$?*. 1.0714 0.02615 98 91 7 0
5058 I thought SOS meant sit on Sam! 1.0714 0.02615 98 91 7 0
5059 Sorry Jonah! I cleared the bar and landed in the pit. 1.0714 0.02990 98 92 5 1
5060 Whale, life's a beach. 1.0714 0.02615 98 91 7 0
5061 Happy birthday dear Freddy… Happy birthday tooo yoooou… 1.0714 0.02615 98 91 7 0
5062 Spare me the heavy hip-hop. Don't treat me like Defoe, cause I 'm Robinson Crusoe. 1.0714 0.02990 98 92 5 1
5063 I don't recall seeing your RSVP... 1.0714 0.02990 98 92 5 1
5064 At least I don't have to worry about lack of sunscreen 1.0714 0.02990 98 92 5 1
5065 I guess the flight school ads were too good to be true. 1.0714 0.02990 98 92 5 1
5066 I just need someone to lean on, if you feel me. 1.0714 0.02615 98 91 7 0
5067 I heard you were hungry. 1.0707 0.03291 99 94 3 2
5068 Maybe you should be big spoon. 1.0707 0.02961 99 93 5 1
5069 He wished for a whale of a good time. 1.0707 0.02961 99 93 5 1
5070 Sorry. I'm getting rid of China's so-called islands in the South China Sea. 1.0707 0.02589 99 92 7 0
5071 Never pick Moby for Desert Island Discs. 1.0707 0.03291 99 94 3 2
5072 Now I have to find paper and scissors. 1.0707 0.02961 99 93 5 1
5073 Don't blame me. *I* wanted to go to New York. 1.0707 0.02589 99 92 7 0
5074 ''Save the m.....a............n." 1.0707 0.02961 99 93 5 1
5075 But Herman, you made me great. 1.0707 0.02961 99 93 5 1
5076 Did happy hour start yet? 1.0707 0.02961 99 93 5 1
5077 I hate it when you run out of sun tan lotion. 1.0707 0.02589 99 92 7 0
5078 Maybe we should have eased our way into acroyoga. 1.0707 0.02589 99 92 7 0
5079 Don't worry Wilson, I'll do all the paddling. You just hang on. 1.0700 0.02932 100 94 5 1
5080 Jim was not ready when Moby Dick came by for a visit! 1.0693 0.02904 101 95 5 1
5081 Oops! Sorry! My mistake! I thought you were Pinocchio!! 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5082 Apologies, my escape from SeaWorld is over-whale-ming. 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5083 At times, life is tough to swallow but Toby found a weigh. 1.0632 0.03282 95 91 2 2
5084 A GPS unit, a flare gun, and another breathing mammal? Next time, just introduce yourself and say that you enjoy travelling. 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5085 I'm so sorry! I thought this was my girlfriend. 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5086 We must stop meeting like this. 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5087 You can't say the system is rigged. 1.0632 0.03282 95 91 2 2
5088 Whatever you do, don't say this race is neck and neck. 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5089 When Cetus met Cletus. 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5090 You can let go! Flossing doesn't work!! 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5091 Whale on the beach! 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5092 I guess we're even, Ahab 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5093 Sue-She! 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5094 The Lonely Planet 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5095 From the Book of Macabre Puns: blubber,blubbering,blubbered. 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5096 I hope it's just an overweight mermaid. 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5097 This is MY kind of "beached whale", folks. 1.0632 0.03282 95 91 2 2
5098 I'm trying to even out my tan. 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5099 Standing vs. Stranding 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5100 I told you to stop calling me Dick! My name is Moby -- like the DJ 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5101 Shots fired, shots fired! 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5102 Sorry, Bernie or bust. 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5103 I'm really glad we're still working on our relationship. 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5104 You call it global warming. I call it global tanning. 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5105 Jonah! Jonah? I gotta new psalm for ya! 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5106 I think I displaced just enough water to save you from the incoming tide. 1.0632 0.03282 95 91 2 2
5107 I know recent reports say that flossing makes no difference but you should still let me out due to our previously binding contract. 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5108 No man and a palm tree are a safe island. 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5109 My favorite dinner is man and palm chips. 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5110 My Jenny Craig membership starts tomorrow. 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5111 I've heard it said, "No man is an island hogger." 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5112 I was sent by China. 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5113 Sorry. I thought you were my humpback. 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5114 This vacation has left a carbon footprint. 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5115 My dentist is pro-flossing. 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5116 I told him. They didn't consider Newton's Second Law in Free Willy. 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5117 I love you too but I'm going home! 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5118 What can I say? Gas happens, even in the deep. 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5119 Moby's "Big Splash" submission hold squashes Ahab's hope of victory! 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5120 Moby Dick visits a dessert island. 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5121 What a severe case of "Island Fever" looks like. 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5122 'Sorry pal, just looking for some sunscreen' 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5123 I told Hilary not to give any speeches on the Aleutian islands. 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5124 And now for dessert, a little Floating Island 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5125 So did you get all of that? Santa.... 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5126 Let me get this straight, Burgle. You said, 'Not even a girl stranded all alone on an island would want to be with me.' Then you ACTUALLY find a girl stranded all alone on an island, and your go-to move is to beach yourself on her?" "Yep... 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5127 Moby asks, "You give me the allegory now". 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5128 His last text message: S.O.S.! Smothered On Sand! 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5129 Jonah, the Whale and Sonar. 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5130 That's a whale of a catch 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5131 I love you, you can be within me. 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5132 ever have a tic-tac? 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5133 Be careful what you pray for. 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5134 So where's that kelp you've been hollering about? 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5135 Because it wasn't there - that's why. 1.0632 0.03282 95 91 2 2
5136 I was promised a Nantucket Sleigh Ride, not some deserted island with Trump. 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5137 No more sunburn for YOU, buddy. I'm the the captain of the whale watch team. 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5138 Isn't your blowhole on the top..? 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5139 I swear I thought you said "weeeeeeeee-HEEEEEEE-oooooooooo-AAAAAAAAAAAA". 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5140 Nope, no misunderstanding. It's exactly what I wished for. 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5141 'Sorry, I thought I was breaching a humpback." 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5142 Kevin's corked rescue bottle failed to include what happened after his coconut appetizer. 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5143 Okay, now you be Dorothy and I'll be Toto. 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5144 Doris, if you buy another cubic zirconia necklace I'm going to throw that t.v out the window. 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5145 Mmm. Good! 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5146 Oh Blubber! That one really was closer than it appeared. 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5147 I said fish, damn it! 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5148 I knew 'Left Hand - Palm Tree' would be the final straw. 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5149 You're always underfoot. I'm outta here. 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5150 It's a whale of a vacation... 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5151 I guess that I am too large to roost in a tree. 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5152 AND I THOUGHT WHALES WERE VE G A N ?? 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5153 Mmm. I do love dessert islands! 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5154 Micro island living is at the vanguard of sea life as well. 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5155 Stop wailing it's only a baby shark! 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5156 Sorry, but I am certified only as an emotional ["emotional" in italics] support animal. 1.0632 0.03282 95 91 2 2
5157 Melville's Moby Dick breached on a remote island - alas, no Ishmael or one legged Ahab. 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5158 I wish I could quit you. 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5159 Thought I was more beached than killer. 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5160 Food, check. 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5161 En fin, an ergonomic siesta pad! 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5162 "Quickest way I know to guarantee rescue". 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5163 Tee-hee! 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5164 Star struck underbelly 1.0632 0.03282 95 91 2 2
5165 I was just thinking about the Jonah story in the Bible, and then you come along! What luck! 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5166 Where's the dessert? 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5167 Can't seem to shake the, 'Islands in the Stream', song from my mind..ah ha. 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5168 Just climb up on my back. 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5169 It's called a "Whale Sandwich". Fun, huh? 1.0632 0.03607 95 92 0 3
5170 This is for your predictably snide, fatuous reporting, Steve Coll. 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5171 What is "enough" roughage, really? 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5172 I just had to see how the other half lives. 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5173 My luck has got to change. 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5174 Citizens United 1.0632 0.03282 95 91 2 2
5175 I guess flossing really doesn't work 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5176 Sorry, I always sunbath on this island Mr. Carusoe 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5177 Where'd you go? 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5178 Hey, I thought there was someone here to get me off this beach! 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5179 I was a dentist. You have a cavity. 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5180 Well, I guess I can cross an Alaskan cruise off my bucket list. 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5181 "I'll forever be known as, Sarah The Whale Who Saved The Planet". 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5182 What WOULD HAVE BEEN the first recorded instance of a "lap whale" 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5183 They call me Smash-by-whale 1.0632 0.03282 95 91 2 2
5184 Mmm. That global warming is sweet! 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5185 No! I did not order the Hearts of Palm salad 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5186 Ya gotta give a little...Take a little.... 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5187 Friday! Friday! Don't forget it's my book! 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5188 Can we smoke on this island?? 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5189 I guess the Instagram close-up didn't work... 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5190 So sorry, I thought it was a female whale. 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5191 Not your typical killer whale, it's the new orca after all. 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5192 Enter, Enter, Enter / Period / Underscore Underscore Underscore Underscore Underscore / Period 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5193 Oh no, beached again! 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5194 Help! Twitter's down! 1.0632 0.03282 95 91 2 2
5195 That's the last time I go on a Beached Vacation 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5196 I'm looking for the Wicked Islander of the East. 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5197 Over my dead body, Li Keqiang! 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5198 Geez, I never got around to playing my top 10 deserted island playlist... 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5199 It's a whale of a tale... 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5200 Hey, My name is NOT Jonah 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5201 This toothpick tastes really foul. 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5202 This bite need a bit of greens. 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5203 Melville's lost masterpiece: "The Princess and the Pea" 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5204 Sorry to crash your metaphor, dude, but this Ahab guy made mine a nightmare. 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5205 Sorry! No problem. 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5206 Stranded Expanded 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5207 Look! A beached whale! 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5208 And they say you don't need to floss... 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5209 Do you need anything? 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5210 Damn! I've beached again! 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5211 At least I'm not getting sunburned. 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5212 Suddenly, and against all probability, a sperm whale had been called into existence. 1.0632 0.03282 95 91 2 2
5213 And so the sea salt craze was born. 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5214 I knew this relationship was going to run into problems, honey. 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5215 The 4D whale watching movie is truly intense. 1.0625 0.02891 96 91 4 1
5216 Well, it was nice while it lasted! 1.0625 0.03249 96 92 2 2
5217 Don't complain to me. You're the one who wished to get away from where it's raining cats and dogs.... 1.0625 0.02891 96 91 4 1
5218 He said he was vegan. 1.0625 0.02483 96 90 6 0
5219 Now iddn't that a beach. 1.0625 0.02891 96 91 4 1
5220 He thought living on a deserted island would be fun 1.0625 0.02483 96 90 6 0
5221 Wait until you see the booster! 1.0625 0.02891 96 91 4 1
5222 A "whale" of bad luck! 1.0625 0.02891 96 91 4 1
5223 Can't I get a tan too? 1.0625 0.02891 96 91 4 1
5224 Salty Ol Snack 1.0625 0.02483 96 90 6 0
5225 Close. Saving a beached whale was my last year's wish. 1.0625 0.02483 96 90 6 0
5226 You know, Jim, I hear fish are low-carb. 1.0625 0.02891 96 91 4 1
5227 Just as soon as we're rescued, Cassie, I'll come out to Mom and Dad. 1.0625 0.02891 96 91 4 1
5228 Clearly a portend: The EU's retaliation for Brexit. 1.0625 0.02483 96 90 6 0
5229 Sorry, I thought you were Jonah. 1.0625 0.02891 96 91 4 1
5230 Whale, call me Ishmael. 1.0625 0.02483 96 90 6 0
5231 If Trump was stranded on a deserted island... 1.0625 0.02483 96 90 6 0
5232 i have never seen a single soul(human) around here ever. 1.0625 0.02483 96 90 6 0
5233 Honey, the game is about to start - could you get up and get me a "long neck"? 1.0625 0.02891 96 91 4 1
5234 You say you are called Ahab? Someday somebody will write a book about this encounter 1.0625 0.02483 96 90 6 0
5235 Seems I've left my desert island discs at home. 1.0625 0.03249 96 92 2 2
5236 It will take a whale of a team effort to pull this one off. 1.0625 0.02891 96 91 4 1
5237 Whale, dammit... 1.0625 0.02483 96 90 6 0
5238 You haven't paid your share of the rent yet. 1.0625 0.02483 96 90 6 0
5239 Thought I could provide you some company. 1.0625 0.02483 96 90 6 0
5240 I said "Monkey Pile!" 1.0625 0.02483 96 90 6 0
5241 Sorry, I needed a break from my seven year swim. 1.0625 0.02483 96 90 6 0
5242 I've been waiting years for this. 1.0625 0.02483 96 90 6 0
5243 My name is Moby. 1.0625 0.02483 96 90 6 0
5244 Sorry dude, it's just a school prank. 1.0625 0.02891 96 91 4 1
5245 Everybody knows Jonah, but the whale never gets his props. 1.0625 0.02483 96 90 6 0
5246 Does this made me a manslaughter whale? 1.0625 0.02483 96 90 6 0
5247 The plea to "save the humans" failed 1.0625 0.03249 96 92 2 2
5248 I said bReaches, Moby, bReaches! 1.0625 0.02483 96 90 6 0
5249 I knew one day I'd catch up with that Ishmael. 1.0625 0.02483 96 90 6 0
5250 Whoa whale, Whoa! 1.0625 0.02483 96 90 6 0
5251 Now we're in trouble. 1.0625 0.02891 96 91 4 1
5252 His best selfie. 1.0625 0.02483 96 90 6 0
5253 The tread's looking worn. I wouldn't go another 10,000 nautical miles without replacing it. 1.0625 0.02891 96 91 4 1
5254 Please don't tell me to call you Ahab. 1.0625 0.02483 96 90 6 0
5255 Whaddya mean I need a new muffler? I'm a whale, for chrissakes! 1.0625 0.02483 96 90 6 0
5256 Moby, so nice of you to drop by. 1.0612 0.02434 98 92 6 0
5257 It's a jungle down there. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5258 Ishmael, call me some palm flavored floss. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5259 I'm only following instructions: No open-water swimming or drinking the water. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5260 This is our meet cute! 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5261 I know you're hungry, but quit gnawing on me. 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
5262 Dang, did I miss karaoke night again? 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
5263 Sorry. I'll dive back in as soon as I digest my sandwich. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5264 Olly, olly, oxen free, my tail fin. Now I'll hide and you seek. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5265 That's the last time I whale for help 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5266 I have an iron deficiency 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
5267 Ooops.......didn't mean to do that. That guy had some bad friggin luck, right? 1.0538 0.03194 93 90 1 2
5268 Looks like I'm stuck here. Oh whale... 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5269 Man, the Chinese are really committing to this conspiracy. 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
5270 You looked a lot bigger on the Swing'n Singles web site 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
5271 Scrawny but it beats hell our the kelp and kale mix in yesterday's tide. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5272 Beached Wail! 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
5273 Got any SPF 50? No? 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
5274 Ultimate health food for eternal balance: Blubber-pressed palm oil! May contain traces of you. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5275 Don't worry, those cargo ships have cranes. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5276 Get your own deserted island, this one's mine! 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5277 If this were a democracy, you consider this as a vote to stay. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5278 How dare you, I was sunbathing. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5279 What a beach! 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5280 I'm just following the guidelines for athletes sailing in Rio 2016. 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
5281 Of all the places you choose to beach yourself! My day just went from bad to worse. 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
5282 Plleeeeaaaseeee..., leave the palm tree for the next survivor! 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
5283 A whale of a love story... 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5284 Anti texting-and-jumping-for-air ad. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5285 Relax. If you know my type, you cannot get pregnant. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5286 Darn, I was hoping for the meat without the tree chaser. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5287 I told you, this is my house. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5288 I suppose it's too late to ask a favor, to hide me. 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
5289 Sorry, guy, but I need more fiber in my diet. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5290 Help! Beached whale on me! 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5291 whale taxi to the mainland 1.0538 0.03194 93 90 1 2
5292 Landlubber blubber! 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
5293 Hey, this island is too small for a large whale! 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
5294 Mom told me not to eat meat and vegetables in the same bite. 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
5295 I hate island wailing. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5296 Oh crap, I'm a vegetarian! 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
5297 " I'll definitely need a chaser after this one..no twist please! 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
5298 ...and I thought global-warming was just hoo-rah... 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
5299 Whale...we're both castaways. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5300 Hello "Blubber-R-Us", I have a couple of key questions about your services... 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
5301 When she said she wanted a divorce, I was crushed. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5302 No man is an island entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main says I. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5303 We're returning to land. Can I crash in your basement? 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
5304 Moby, I told you to floss every day! 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
5305 Careful, the palm petioles have sharp teeth. 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
5306 MGM Studios booking? It's Jake. A great white named Moby, with no agent and a fantastic life story just beached. Shall I wrap him? 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
5307 I'm just not that on to you anymore. 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
5308 If it's any consolation, I'm sorry your Twitter feed is loading so slow. 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
5309 ..leading to insurance clause amendments. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5310 I should have built a wall around this 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
5311 Darn, there's still only one of us on this desert island. 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
5312 Cover yourself, the seagulls are coming. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5313 Sorry, I'm a big beluga. 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
5314 Moby, this cuddle time is killing me. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5315 Climate change 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5316 Yet you were too put out to breach for us before our whale watching boat capsized. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5317 Bob, I think you need an orthopedist, not a chiropractor. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5318 Must've crawled under there for warmth 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5319 Fidel, you should've gone to Kyoto. 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
5320 This must be a dry county. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5321 Who's Chicken Little? 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5322 Where's Ahab when you need him? 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5323 Did you hear something? 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5324 That was the last palm tree. 1.0538 0.03194 93 90 1 2
5325 Oops! Another island that's not my errant wife! 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5326 This is my island. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5327 Buddy, I'm sorry, but my daughter is learning her notes. Had to get away. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5328 ..Caught this and I'm allergic to ambergris 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
5329 Don't you just love Tinder!! 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
5330 Please don't tel my pod - they'll stop calling me Evel. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5331 I just can't catch a break. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5332 Florida underwater is scary. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5333 I'll show that cow and moon who's boss! 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
5334 For the record, in my state of nature, life is 'nasty, brutish, and short' even for palm trees. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5335 What can I say? I'm a hump-bark 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
5336 I migrate my brains out to get here for mating season and I forget to floss... Damn. 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
5337 Two legs? Oops. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5338 I told you over and over to stop yelling Captain Ahab is behind you. Captain Ahab is on your left. Captain Ahab is on your right. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5339 That's a heavy tan. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5340 They will never find me here! 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5341 I'm nothing without you. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5342 The thing about this island is that it's always changing. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5343 The real reason of death by coconut. 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
5344 How the Wrong Whale Went Extinct. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5345 You didn't say beach????? 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
5346 Boo-ga boo-ga! 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5347 Chill...the last tsunami also beached my orca bros. 1.0532 0.02775 94 90 3 1
5348 I hate pupus that squirm around. 1.0532 0.02327 94 89 5 0
5349 Thank goodness! The final episode of "Castaway Island". 1.0532 0.02775 94 90 3 1
5350 Something's between my teeth - egads, I need floss, quick! 1.0532 0.02775 94 90 3 1
5351 I did say "Catch me"........... 1.0532 0.02327 94 89 5 0
5352 His ID tag says he's a Palm Pilot Whale. 1.0532 0.02327 94 89 5 0
5353 Wanna hear about the first time I got beached 1.0532 0.02775 94 90 3 1
5354 I was only having a good time. 1.0532 0.02775 94 90 3 1
5355 Walkies??? 1.0532 0.02775 94 90 3 1
5356 Ah! another rescue from global warming. 1.0532 0.02775 94 90 3 1
5357 I should really try the treadmill next time 1.0532 0.02775 94 90 3 1
5358 The infamous Trump whale. 1.0532 0.02327 94 89 5 0
5359 Don't you dare ever again call me Ishmael! 1.0532 0.02327 94 89 5 0
5360 Whoops. Thought you were Captain Ahab, and I was surfacing under the Pequod. 1.0532 0.02327 94 89 5 0
5361 And I thought my boss would stop sending memos after I retired. 1.0532 0.02327 94 89 5 0
5362 Is this one of those exploding whales? 1.0532 0.02327 94 89 5 0
5363 Contest 531,August 1, 2016: "Do you think if he will deport us if he finds us living on the 8th floor of his Golden Tower?" 1.0532 0.02775 94 90 3 1
5364 It looks like we're not in Kansas anymore! 1.0532 0.02327 94 89 5 0
5365 Now I'm off to find dessert! 1.0532 0.02327 94 89 5 0
5366 Still, no man is an island unto himself... even should the tide come in! 1.0532 0.02327 94 89 5 0
5367 Sorry, the volleyball looked good enough to eat. 1.0532 0.02775 94 90 3 1
5368 Can you get my humpback? 1.0532 0.02775 94 90 3 1
5369 File under: desert island book blunder 1.0532 0.02775 94 90 3 1
5370 I am afraid I am loosing my sense of taste. 1.0532 0.02327 94 89 5 0
5371 Stranded and fishing for the classic overachiever. 1.0532 0.02327 94 89 5 0
5372 Hey, I'm Jonah - you're not suppose to sit on me, you were told to swallow me! 1.0532 0.02775 94 90 3 1
5373 Toby prooves he's is worthy of being a Dick. 1.0532 0.03161 94 91 1 2
5374 Sorry, but it was the only beach for leagues. 1.0532 0.02327 94 89 5 0
5375 Down! Now! When will you get that you're not just a sperm anymore? 1.0532 0.02327 94 89 5 0
5376 Well, then you shouldn't have landed on Kale Island. 1.0532 0.02327 94 89 5 0
5377 This is slightly different than Greil Marcus's desert island favorite album challenge. 1.0532 0.02327 94 89 5 0
5378 Ahab thought he was safe, but the hatred the great white whale had for him was so consuming that Moby Dick was willing to give his life to destroy him. 1.0532 0.02775 94 90 3 1
5379 This barefoot man under a palm tree on a tiny island is burdensomely banal. 1.0532 0.02327 94 89 5 0
5380 I thought you said 'beached bod' 1.0532 0.02775 94 90 3 1
5381 Um..... This is new. 1.0532 0.02327 94 89 5 0
5382 Blubber based sunscreen is most effective 1.0532 0.02327 94 89 5 0
5383 Hello? I heard your SOS call. Are you here? Hello? 1.0532 0.02327 94 89 5 0
5384 Now we're both hidden. 1.0532 0.02775 94 90 3 1
5385 We call it musical islands. 1.0532 0.02775 94 90 3 1
5386 Sorry, but if I see one more krill I'm going to freak out. 1.0532 0.02775 94 90 3 1
5387 Jonah had a whale of a time 1.0532 0.02775 94 90 3 1
5388 Tasty, but I would've preferred a coconut. 1.0532 0.02327 94 89 5 0
5389 now what, yanis? 1.0532 0.02327 94 89 5 0
5390 Splash 2: The Cast Away Chronicles. 1.0532 0.02327 94 89 5 0
5391 This isn't a poke stop, is it? 1.0532 0.02327 94 89 5 0
5392 Honestly, Ahab is a distant relative! 1.0532 0.02327 94 89 5 0
5393 Damned double vision! 1.0532 0.02327 94 89 5 0
5394 I thought I was able to cheat death. I was DEAD wrong. 1.0532 0.03161 94 91 1 2
5395 My margin of victory isn't what it should be. 1.0532 0.02327 94 89 5 0
5396 It's inside the belly? 1.0532 0.02327 94 89 5 0
5397 Darn. More of that palm oil. 1.0532 0.02327 94 89 5 0
5398 I guess the tree didn't agree to this suicide pact. 1.0526 0.02747 95 91 3 1
5399 Love at first sight! 1.0526 0.02303 95 90 5 0
5400 Don't tell me you're afraid of heights. 1.0526 0.02303 95 90 5 0
5401 Didn't know your mom was going to be at this beach 1.0526 0.02747 95 91 3 1
5402 This is the last time I'll let a shade tree mechanic work on me 1.0526 0.02747 95 91 3 1
5403 Sorry, just a "research" beaching. 1.0526 0.02747 95 91 3 1
5404 Even Tom Hanks isn't gonna be able to turn climate change into enjoyable movie. 1.0526 0.02303 95 90 5 0
5405 " Hey you, this island isn't big enough for the both of us". 1.0526 0.02747 95 91 3 1
5406 At least, you passed before you knew it. 1.0526 0.02747 95 91 3 1
5407 Got any good albums? 1.0526 0.02303 95 90 5 0
5408 Thanks for your hospitalty 1.0526 0.02303 95 90 5 0
5409 On the count of three, if you could just go into wheel pose... 1.0526 0.02303 95 90 5 0
5410 Sorry. Just practicing for a new event in the 2020 Summer Olympics. 1.0526 0.02303 95 90 5 0
5411 I love BBWs (Big Beautiful Whales) 1.0526 0.02303 95 90 5 0
5412 When was your last throat pleat service? 1.0526 0.02303 95 90 5 0
5413 Ixnay with the blubbering Caruso. That's my tickle spot. 1.0526 0.02303 95 90 5 0
5414 You hogging the whole beach on porpoise? 1.0526 0.02747 95 91 3 1
5415 You said Moby Dick was your #1 desert island pick, so... 1.0526 0.02747 95 91 3 1
5416 Take that, John Donne! 1.0526 0.02303 95 90 5 0
5417 Well if it's not the way to San Jose, it will be soon enough! 1.0521 0.02280 96 91 5 0
5418 Share and share alike – NOT 1.0521 0.02280 96 91 5 0
5419 OK, Melville. Cetacean: Fish or mammal? 1.0521 0.02280 96 91 5 0
5420 Don't you complain. I couldn't take another day eating nothing but krill. 1.0521 0.02280 96 91 5 0
5421 The whale suffered from a very rare malady that put it way off of its normal migration route and in search of land to beach itself. Throughout his life, Jack never ever got a break. 1.0521 0.03096 96 93 1 2
5422 Well you did get under my skin first. 1.0521 0.02718 96 92 3 1
5423 I told you to stop that stuff about "Play it again, Shamu". 1.0521 0.02280 96 91 5 0
5424 My luck he's not vegan. 1.0521 0.02280 96 91 5 0
5425 Why did you bother with all those bench presses?! 1.0521 0.02280 96 91 5 0
5426 Hmm? tastes like chicken, an older chicken. 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
5427 I'm tired of kale. 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
5428 Did you see that??!!! 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5429 Ahhh! A protein and fiber balanced meal. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5430 And the tree looked like it was gonna make it in this world. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5431 Great! let's hope he is only taking a catnap!! 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
5432 Hope you're a girl cow . 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5433 aha the radio works ...too much treble 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
5434 I don't see anything under here that should induce fatigue. 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
5435 Sorry, nothing personal, I just had to kill that trope. 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
5436 I think I have a whale of a `Whale of a Problem. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5437 Harambe was my friend and they shot him. 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
5438 Don't provoke the Great White Whale, Ahab! 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5439 At least it's not raining... wait. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5440 Sorry. Just read about a "walking fish," and thought to give it a go. 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
5441 What's for Dinner 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5442 This obesity epidemic is getting out of control! 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5443 The sublime object of ideology. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5444 The true irony is that he was the captain of a Japanese "research" vessel in the arctic for over thirty years... 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5445 I guess I don't have to be the Harford Whalers's mascot anymore. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5446 Oh, Harold! Aren't you excited! We are going to have a baby! 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5447 Hey, up there, I'm supposed to be in your belly not under it! 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5448 If you let me go, I'll search for an iceberg to keep me from spoiling. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5449 Damn, I must lose weight. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5450 Push up -- you'll help me slide off this confounded desert isle! 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5451 I just finished a great biography of Moby Dick! 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5452 So what part of investment banking don't you understand? 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
5453 Do you even lift? 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5454 I wonder if the cow's coach is still available. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5455 The Magikarp. Where'd he go? 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5456 So muchofor the romantic Pacific island 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5457 Hey, what are you doing in my space?!? 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
5458 She told me I should shed some blubber before I left for my vacation. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5459 Last week I hit a guy on a psychiatrist's couch. Is that ironic? 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
5460 Just when I thought I had it all together.... 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5461 Sorry, my instincts didn't specify the size of the beach before I tried this. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5462 I just heard about what they did with Bin Laden. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5463 I bet they won't find me here. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5464 A day in the life of Saint Brendan the Navigator 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5465 Whale, oh whale so much for an island! 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5466 so much for that sunny vacation you bragged aboutmuch for that 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5467 Sorry didn't see you there mate you really shouldn't have a private island out here how about we split it fifty fifty. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5468 I'm here just to tickle your funny bone. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5469 Hey, what do you think you are doing, I was here first... 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5470 Just your luck, eh? 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5471 Then, back in civilization, Jesse described how he contracted ‘Baleen Spleen.’ 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5472 Sorry, I thought you said your name Ishmael. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5473 Plus size mermaid 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
5474 whaddya mean don't encourage it 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5475 De Wha..! 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5476 Oh,no! High centered again! 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5477 First time to Ipanema Beach? 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5478 If I were him, would I really be in the sun? 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5479 I only do bottled... 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
5480 It's the radar. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5481 I saw on Twitter this whale stranding. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5482 What took you so long? 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
5483 This awkward, but have you seen a flower pot falling down? 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5484 I said "WELL, HELL"! 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5485 Guess I used too many bait fish 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5486 Mammal lovers. 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
5487 So, you're a Marine Biologist. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5488 I think I win stranded bragging. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5489 I'm sorry, I just watched Blackfish for the first time this morning. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5490 We'll never know if he missed or misread the sign: "Beware: Desserted Island" 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5491 This is a consequence of global warming. 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
5492 Vacation or not, you must still be a-whale-able. 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
5493 Call me bored. 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
5494 If wishes were horses, beggars could ride. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5495 My delicate palate occasionally gets the craving for coconut water 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
5496 Last tag! 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5497 Sorry Pal, but I'm starting to look like a prune. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5498 New York apartments have the best views. 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
5499 The whale said he wanted to show me a damn good trick. 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
5500 Big spoon, little spoon. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5501 Is it my flippers that annoy you? 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5502 Keep this up Moby and you'll get a reputation. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5503 Sorry for the inconvience,but I'm a member of the lesser known Landlubber Whales Pod 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5504 Don't die alone 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5505 Stop complaining! Be glad that this beach has had ONLY ONE whale stranding! 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5506 Now, turn we over a scratch my back. 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
5507 There are other fish-islands in the sea. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5508 I know she's a mammal but this is humiliating. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5509 And he thinks he brought the wrong one thing to a desert island. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5510 Did I shave my legs for this? 1.0440 0.03091 91 89 0 2
5511 What? He was on his 300th day anyways... 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5512 Damn, now I know why I got such a good deal on the fishing rod with the 1 ton test line! 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
5513 Very funny, Aquaman! 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5514 Mr. Knievel...sir? 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5515 As Goldilocks said, "This fits j-u-s-t right!" 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5516 Delicious dessert island dinner 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
5517 Just let me catch my breath. Swimming is so tiring! 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5518 Well Mr Silver, I did tell you a parrot is more traditional company for a pirate's shoulder. I suppose they'll start calling you Long John from now on? 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5519 I was naked and you clothed me, I was hungry and you clothed me, I was lonely and now I am lonely no more!! 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5520 I knew I shouldn't have traveled to Wales. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5521 Now Moby Dick has to face the consequences of being stranded 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5522 So much for individual liberation. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5523 Haven't you read "No Man is an Island" by John Donne ? 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5524 It was bad enough being under a black cloud! 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5525 I think you're doing it wrong. 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
5526 The racket was driving me bonkers! 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
5527 I told you this was a one person island! 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5528 Sea, I landed that dive. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5529 A wonderful pet, but too hard to handle. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5530 My loneliness is killing me You must cconfess, I still believe 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
5531 Let me go, or I'm gona tell your Mommy! 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
5532 C'mon, my singing isn't that bad. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5533 Sorry, I was only trained in Nuru. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5534 Zemo, there's been a glitch in the search. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5535 Was Ahab's pegleg your toothpick? 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5536 I knew I needed a dip net. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5537 Our life wasn't worth it anymore 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5538 Yes, you're a Sperm Whale, but there's no sperm down here. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5539 Were you the one looking for huge change? 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5540 I knew I should have brought a helicopter. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5541 I told you, you should've jumped in my mouth. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5542 Sorry, friend. I guess I'm just not very good at Rock, Paper, Scissors. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5543 'You were right; Sardines is a bad idea.' 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
5544 Safer to have tree ,but man taste better 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5545 Hello Jonah! How's the ambiance in here? 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
5546 This MOBY DICK thing is tiring 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5547 My last boyfriend was a real Ahab. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5548 "I want eat one's fill befor I die.." and God answered. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5549 The whale ate my homework! 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5550 The advanced concept merman 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5551 I'm sorry. I was tired. I looked for a place to rest so I jumped when I saw this island. 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
5552 Next time I agree to do crossover fiction, it's going to be with Aquaman. 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
5553 After a meal I like to floss with palm tree leaves. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5554 Why? Because the last dude that got away gave me a bum rape in some book. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5555 Find a beach somewhere. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5556 Oh sorry, I thought the palm tree was a toothpick 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
5557 Were you sunbathing? Sorry - I may be here for awhile. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5558 That's what you for calling me a cliche. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5559 Max, Fred here. This new sun block thing isn't working so well. Can we just try some SPF 90 whale oil? 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5560 Whale-oil-beef-hooked. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5561 Didn't you watch Blackfish? 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
5562 No more male bodily fluid jokes, I promise 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5563 Oh, you're not my brother. My bad. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5564 But you said, sharing is caring. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5565 Finding Kevin. 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
5566 Labour union backroom meets naive member! 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
5567 I'll take Manhattan 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5568 What tall I see that travel agent! 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
5569 How'd he die? 'He was in-whaled.' 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
5570 This palm leaf patch should get you to the shell island. 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
5571 News Alert: Efforts to escape polluted water delays beach volleyball venue readiness 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
5572 Stay calm, I will get you to a safe place! 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5573 If these results translate on the mainland, I'm a third party shoe-in! 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5574 ...and you thought whale calls were loud 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5575 Sunburned castaway? Not on my watch! 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5576 Oh! You wanted to ride me to find land? 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5577 Ding dong the witch is dead, the witch is dead, the witch is dead. Ding dong the shipwrecked witch is dead. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5578 Tilikum said you needed help. 1.0435 0.02138 92 88 4 0
5579 His bark is bigger than his bite 1.0435 0.02638 92 89 2 1
5580 Why don't you ever call anymore. 1.0435 0.02638 92 89 2 1
5581 Sorry, I guess you didn't get the word that school ended early! 1.0435 0.02138 92 88 4 0
5582 Jonah, Honey, hurry up please, it's time! 1.0435 0.02138 92 88 4 0
5583 Shamu, this a whale of a story! 1.0435 0.02138 92 88 4 0
5584 Sorry. My phone led me to this Squirtle nest location. 1.0435 0.02638 92 89 2 1
5585 Well, you said "therapeutic hold." 1.0435 0.02138 92 88 4 0
5586 I'm starting to enjoy the side salads. 1.0435 0.02138 92 88 4 0
5587 Oh great, I have an elephant in the room at home. 1.0435 0.02138 92 88 4 0
5588 Mrs. Burke! I thought you were Dale ! 1.0435 0.02638 92 89 2 1
5589 I'm here to see the wizard! 1.0435 0.02638 92 89 2 1
5590 This isn't what I expected when the casino said they would put me in the Whale room! 1.0435 0.02138 92 88 4 0
5591 One Supplanted Isle 1.0435 0.02138 92 88 4 0
5592 "Next time...phew...out for 23 seconds...gasp.. this evolution thing sure takes a lot of work. 1.0435 0.02138 92 88 4 0
5593 That's how I got a crink in my neck. 1.0435 0.02138 92 88 4 0
5594 A breech in the rules ended this contest of wills. 1.0435 0.02638 92 89 2 1
5595 I don’t feel comfortable with anything wider than it is tall. 1.0435 0.02638 92 89 2 1
5596 Oops, in training for the broad jump! 1.0435 0.02638 92 89 2 1
5597 Stealth airship lands safely 1.0435 0.02138 92 88 4 0
5598 Hey, I had dibs on the top bunk. 1.0435 0.02138 92 88 4 0
5599 Everyone says they're taking Moby Dick to the beach this summer, but it's always Jaws, Jaws, Jaws. 1.0435 0.02138 92 88 4 0
5600 Want me to delete your Tumblr too? 1.0430 0.02115 93 89 4 0
5601 This is not gluten free 1.0430 0.02115 93 89 4 0
5602 Just drop me on the beach. Thank you. 1.0430 0.02610 93 90 2 1
5603 *facepalm* 1.0430 0.02115 93 89 4 0
5604 Moby Dick sunning himself .. Oops ! 1.0430 0.03025 93 91 0 2
5605 Can we go back to the Upside Down now? 1.0430 0.02115 93 89 4 0
5606 I think this is the end of aerial stocking. 1.0426 0.02093 94 90 4 0
5607 Wizard of Oz in Global Warming 1.0388 0.01913 103 99 4 0
5608 Hey, there's no krill up here! 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
5609 Moby Pick (as in toothpick, of course). 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
5610 Crushed him. He's too stale. 1.0337 0.02501 89 87 1 1
5611 I got on Trump Island 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
5612 I think I forget to turn off the stove before I left home yesterday............ 1.0337 0.02501 89 87 1 1
5613 (In whale language) "No words, man, no words." 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
5614 I'm on bottom of my white whale, Ma! Bottom of my white whale. 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
5615 Under the sea. 1.0337 0.02501 89 87 1 1
5616 When you're stranded on a dessert island. 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
5617 Thoughts and prayers. 1.0337 0.02501 89 87 1 1
5618 This cartoon is so much funnier with fiber optics. 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
5619 Moby, I told you it has to be a SMALL pond! 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
5620 The do the told me to take out my anger on you instead 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
5621 Life's honeymoon... 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
5622 I hope his alarm goes off on time. 1.0337 0.02501 89 87 1 1
5623 I'm not sure this gluton free diet is working for me anymore. 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
5624 Whale on the progress of Trump Island: "He told me I was a loser, dummy, and lightweight" 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
5625 The remake of the "Wizard of Oz" 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
5626 Gee whiz, I just wanted to become a polo shirt logo! 1.0337 0.02501 89 87 1 1
5627 Edna, I wish you would stop watching those stupid miracle spot removal infomercials. I've told you 1000 times, I love you just the way you are. 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
5628 I've had this craving for almost 3000 years, go figure. 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
5629 my sex dream 1.0337 0.02501 89 87 1 1
5630 Join the Party 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
5631 b Build the Wall But Another Undocumented ! 1.0337 0.02501 89 87 1 1
5632 Oops, I mistook you for a Chinese artificially flavored island. 1.0337 0.02501 89 87 1 1
5633 Sorry, dude. It seems some miracles just ain't reciprocating. 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
5634 I prefer food as flat as pancakes. 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
5635 They're predicting 144,000 inches of rain, better call that Noah guy. 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
5636 Because of global warming, you can't get a decent whale-sized bed! 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
5637 Sorry. I'm don't even why I'm doing this. 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
5638 Probably a better duo than Radcliffe and Dano. 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
5639 The giants said the sheath was too big for the door. 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
5640 I'm sorry, dude, need to join you for the next 4 to 8 years. This political sea is uninhabitably polluted! 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
5641 Did you order a pizza? 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
5642 Some big galumph got him. 1.0337 0.02501 89 87 1 1
5643 To complete the joke, Jennings: 'Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys....' 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
5644 What the ..,? This wasn't here last week! Say what? Sorry, I don't speak Mandarin. 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
5645 Each man's joy is joy for meEEEeeeee. 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
5646 This F***K**G human taste like S***. It tastes like "SPOILED" Trump. I feel sick. 1.0337 0.02501 89 87 1 1
5647 And all this time you were worried about the smoke monster... 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
5648 Is it just me or does this new island fare seem like a lot of work? 1.0337 0.02501 89 87 1 1
5649 Relax. I've become a vegan, so I'll spit you out. 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
5650 umpf... after I have been trapped for ages as a genie in this bottle you have no other than such a stupid fishy wish for me? 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
5651 Don't tell me I'm beached on this! 1.0337 0.02501 89 87 1 1
5652 Damn the torpedo....full speed ahead! 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
5653 Peurto Rico got more than it bargained for. 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
5654 How did Rio win the bid? 1.0337 0.02501 89 87 1 1
5655 Im not little Jonah .I dont want to make my home in this fishs abDOmen. 1.0337 0.02501 89 87 1 1
5656 I forgot my sunscreen...can I borrows? 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
5657 So there was this guy named Harambe... 1.0337 0.02501 89 87 1 1
5658 Oh Whale!! Maybe I'll have better luck on the next island 1.0337 0.02501 89 87 1 1
5659 Willy, I appreciate that you're trying to re-live the glory days. But I also want to live with a back. 1.0337 0.02501 89 87 1 1
5660 Do you have any movies I could borrow? 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
5661 Of course I'm not a Trump supporter. Although this may not be what Michelle Obama meant when she said, "when others aim low, I encourage my daughters to aim high." 1.0337 0.02501 89 87 1 1
5662 He stoops to conquer. 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
5663 I love a splash of human squash. 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
5664 Martha, its you, isn't it! for calling you a 'beached ..' , arrggh? 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
5665 I thought your 'HELP' stood for 'Helping Empower Local People.' 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
5666 I heaped him. 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
5667 A whale lot of problems just landed on me. 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
5668 Gemma Sheridan? I'd blub'er. 1.0333 0.01903 90 87 3 0
5669 So you wanna give me that "Down Periscope" routine one more time, buddy? 1.0333 0.01903 90 87 3 0
5670 Heh! I'm only looking for a toothpick! 1.0333 0.01903 90 87 3 0
5671 You're the one always talking about those "tiny houses".... 1.0333 0.02473 90 88 1 1
5672 Flat out broke but whale liked by his friend, John Doe enjoyed his final day on the island.. 1.0333 0.01903 90 87 3 0
5673 Another Trump support a victim of global warming. 1.0333 0.01903 90 87 3 0
5674 "True Love's Kiss", my ass... 1.0333 0.02473 90 88 1 1
5675 Let's build a signal fire! 1.0333 0.01903 90 87 3 0
5676 What's a Fail Whale? 1.0333 0.01903 90 87 3 0
5677 Holy flukes, now there's there's gonna be a sequel. 1.0333 0.01903 90 87 3 0
5678 Well, I feel like our conversation has really deepened my understanding of the challenges facing farmers in the USA. I hope I can count on your vote in November! 1.0230 0.01616 87 85 2 0
5679 Say, do you have any sunscreen? 1.0230 0.01616 87 85 2 0
5680 I don't know - where were you in your last lifetime? 1.0230 0.01616 87 85 2 0
5681 Why Moby Donald has grouchy hemorrhoids. 1.0230 0.01616 87 85 2 0
5682 I am not going to Rio. 1.0230 0.01616 87 85 2 0
5683 I throwing everything I have into dinner! 1.0230 0.01616 87 85 2 0
5684 Fishing for survival? 1.0230 0.01616 87 85 2 0
5685 So much for that "Rescuer Whale" rebranding campaign. 1.0230 0.01616 87 85 2 0
5686 "Whale oil beef hooked!" Last words of the stranded Scott. 1.0230 0.01616 87 85 2 0
5687 Hey man, I just realized that my first aid class was "Whales Only". 1.0230 0.01616 87 85 2 0
5688 Hi! Just call me Moby! 1.0230 0.01616 87 85 2 0
5689 Ugh...now we're both beached! 1.0230 0.01616 87 85 2 0
5690 Man, I'm here for the hot coco. 1.0230 0.02299 87 86 0 1
5691 Douglas plotted this. 1.0230 0.01616 87 85 2 0
5692 What! You have no Zeppelin on your iPad? Take that! 1.0230 0.01616 87 85 2 0
5693 A depiction of the founding of Vineyard Vines. 1.0230 0.01616 87 85 2 0
5694 Have I connected with 'Save the Whales'? 'Over' and all but 'Out' 1.0230 0.01616 87 85 2 0
5695 How to fuck a whale. 1.0230 0.01616 87 85 2 0
5696 A Fast-Fish belongs to the party fast to it. 1.0230 0.01616 87 85 2 0
5697 UNDER the sperm of the moment! 1.0230 0.01616 87 85 2 0
5698 Prequel to, ‘The Flatland’ movie. 1.0230 0.02299 87 86 0 1
5699 I hope that was gluten free. 1.0230 0.02299 87 86 0 1
5700 Damn, I miss phone books. 1.0230 0.01616 87 85 2 0
5701 Whaled! Caption was too easy, anyway. 1.0230 0.01616 87 85 2 0
5702 at least she didn't explode 1.0230 0.01616 87 85 2 0
5703 "Which way is the men's room? 1.0230 0.01616 87 85 2 0
5704 Whammy mean your name isn't Jonah. 1.0230 0.01616 87 85 2 0
5705 Darn weeds! 1.0230 0.01616 87 85 2 0
5706 We both missed the blind dinner date 1.0230 0.01616 87 85 2 0
5707 So this is why they call it Massage Island. 1.0230 0.01616 87 85 2 0
5708 If I were a snowmobile, you'd be a tree. 1.0230 0.01616 87 85 2 0
5709 Everyone suggested Moby Dick for my summer reading. 1.0230 0.01616 87 85 2 0
5710 My pod's dentist migrated. 1.0230 0.01616 87 85 2 0
5711 Is your name Jonah or John? 1.0230 0.01616 87 85 2 0
5712 I should've gone with mascara. 1.0230 0.01616 87 85 2 0
5713 Is that the new Nora Roberts? 1.0230 0.01616 87 85 2 0
5714 This is fine. 1.0230 0.01616 87 85 2 0
5715 I thought you were Dale! 1.0230 0.01616 87 85 2 0
5716 I told you I was getting tired. 1.0230 0.01616 87 85 2 0
5717 It's been awhile! 1.0227 0.01598 88 86 2 0
5718 Well?" "Whale? 1.0227 0.01598 88 86 2 0
5719 A recent study says that flossing doesn't help. Well... when you're trying to mate it sure does... Damn. 1.0227 0.01598 88 86 2 0
5720 Get this f#@%&ing TransSpecies whale offa me 1.0227 0.02273 88 87 0 1
5721 Oops! Aw gee, sorry. I was just gonna floss. 1.0227 0.01598 88 86 2 0
5722 Maybe now they will give me credit for window's walks. 1.0227 0.02273 88 87 0 1
5723 Twitter is over capacity. 1.0227 0.01598 88 86 2 0
5724 You need to learn to spell water. 1.0227 0.01598 88 86 2 0
5725 Oh shoot-I forgot to ask-I hope you are gluten free! 1.0227 0.01598 88 86 2 0
5726 Are you the sandwhich delivery guy because this is sure a sandwich? 1.0227 0.01598 88 86 2 0
5727 Dear, if you can hear me down in there,...uh, try to find your way toward my voice and I'll help you out here. Uh, we have a chance, now, of being rescued! We found 'Moby Dick's descendant! 1.0227 0.02273 88 87 0 1
5728 Never thought this thing could jump out of the water this high. 1.0227 0.01598 88 86 2 0
5729 Best of four thousand? 1.0227 0.01598 88 86 2 0
5730 My name's Brooke Shields. 1.0227 0.02273 88 87 0 1
5731 I won't get rescued and pushed back to sea in this off-shore, dead zone. 1.0227 0.01598 88 86 2 0
5732 Life's a beached whale? I'm clearly bad at quoting cliches and making wishes with genies. 1.0227 0.02273 88 87 0 1
5733 I should not have pre-judged ocean inertia-gravity waves. 1.0227 0.01598 88 86 2 0
5734 eating an orange can be a very fulfilling experience if you're 100% into it 1.0227 0.01598 88 86 2 0
5735 I the whale role s we will be dead. 1.0227 0.01598 88 86 2 0
5736 That ship up there is called 'The Heart of Gold' 1.0227 0.02273 88 87 0 1
5737 I wonder if the guy underneath me is beginning to feel overWHALEmed by my weight 1.0227 0.02273 88 87 0 1
5738 Oil Change: Humpback Edition. 1.0227 0.01598 88 86 2 0
5739 Remember, Ahab, safe sex. 1.0227 0.01598 88 86 2 0
5740 Female adolescent last seen sporting a blue and white checkered bikini with ruby flip-flops 1.0227 0.02273 88 87 0 1
5741 Ye gods! A floating island? Then, up spouts a mighty mass in air! Flop! Hugs! 1.0118 0.01183 85 84 1 0
5742 Looks like Moby is at it again. 1.0118 0.01183 85 84 1 0
5743 What will it take, a stampede of lions? I want to go outside and eat some leaves. 1.0118 0.01183 85 84 1 0
5744 Instant Karma! 1.0118 0.01183 85 84 1 0
5745 Shan, where are you when I need you? 1.0118 0.01183 85 84 1 0
5746 Can't get rid of this island appetite. Don't make em like they did before. 1.0118 0.01183 85 84 1 0
5747 Bob's whalt call as a smash hit! 1.0118 0.01183 85 84 1 0
5748 Got one from the Shark Tank! I'll be a millionaire shark if I manufacture overseas. 1.0118 0.01183 85 84 1 0
5749 Cue Weezer... 1.0118 0.01183 85 84 1 0
5750 Unlike dolphins, we're not content to devour desert island disks." "Unlike dolphins, we don't just devour desert island disks. 1.0118 0.01183 85 84 1 0
5751 Shotgun!!! 1.0118 0.01183 85 84 1 0
5752 No, I meant send ?????? not whale 1.0118 0.01183 85 84 1 0
5753 Another tiring day in front of the TV honey? 1.0116 0.01170 86 85 1 0
5754 dear God, give me perfect way to leave form he.. 1.0116 0.01170 86 85 1 0
5755 Drat. No elephant. Just that squishy stuff from between his toes. 1.0116 0.01170 86 85 1 0
5756 I'm buying a convertible. 1.0116 0.01170 86 85 1 0
5757 Everyone's liking it. I think they're liking it. 1.0116 0.01170 86 85 1 0
5758 Honey, we really need to plant more trees here! 1.0116 0.01170 86 85 1 0
5759 And I thought we could be friends. 1.0116 0.01170 86 85 1 0
5760 This isn't Shamette! 1.0115 0.01156 87 86 1 0
5761 Brock Lesner vs Mark Hunt 1.0115 0.01156 87 86 1 0
5762 So sorry ?? 1.0115 0.01156 87 86 1 0
5763 HERE KITTY KITTY!...HERE KITTY KITTY!, Here...... 1.0114 0.01143 88 87 1 0
5764 Sea you later!" Are you shore-*gets crushed by whale pal* "so brunch is off? 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5765 He's right, I can't jump the shark. But can he? 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5766 That I-Phone won't digest... 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5767 UH OH GET THE BIG FISH MAN OFFA ME THIS GUY IS TOO DAD GUM LARGE LOL AND MY FEET STINK 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5768 Damn these pot tops, they ruin my alignment. 1.0000 0.01198 84 84 0 0
5769 Terribly good of you chap but we are members of the international Whaling convention... 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5770 Oh! I thought it was a she. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5771 Whew, I sure am squished! 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5772 Did someone call out my name (Wilson)? 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5773 A luxury condo?!! No way. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5774 A candid moment: probable origin of Mobia (the floral overbite) 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5775 Oops! I'm beached, Man... 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5776 Would you like to try our new high-mileage oil for an extra $20? 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5777 Hey, readers: Get over it. Sometimes shit happens! 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5778 Uh, bumpy. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0