Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Let's stay in tonight. It's a zoo out there. |
2.1732 |
0.02155 |
1721 |
564 |
295 |
862 |
1 |
Sorry I'm late. I hit every traffic light coming home. |
2.1729 |
0.01098 |
5246 |
1285 |
1769 |
2192 |
2 |
If he's elected, we're going to have a tough time proving we weren't born in Africa. |
1.8589 |
0.02542 |
1077 |
461 |
307 |
309 |
3 |
What happened to us? We used to be so wild. |
1.8588 |
0.02351 |
1041 |
383 |
422 |
236 |
4 |
Yes, it's hot. But a ceiling fan will only make things worse. |
1.8558 |
0.02483 |
1054 |
429 |
348 |
277 |
5 |
I wasn't impressed with the ark on the outside, but this is nice. |
1.8552 |
0.02496 |
1050 |
430 |
342 |
278 |
6 |
I'm going out. I left you some dinner on top of the fridge. |
1.8172 |
0.02603 |
848 |
335 |
333 |
180 |
7 |
The Lions called. They want us over for dinner. |
1.8060 |
0.02825 |
799 |
347 |
260 |
192 |
8 |
We need to talk about the elephant in the other room. |
1.7339 |
0.03360 |
560 |
271 |
167 |
122 |
9 |
Young man, the lawn isn't going to eat itself. |
1.7324 |
0.03219 |
553 |
252 |
197 |
104 |
10 |
What's happened to us Marge.. we used to be so wild? |
1.7132 |
0.03244 |
509 |
230 |
195 |
84 |
11 |
No, I mean literally, I shattered the glass ceiling. |
1.7059 |
0.03326 |
493 |
228 |
182 |
83 |
12 |
It's much better without the ceiling fan. |
1.7056 |
0.03443 |
496 |
240 |
162 |
94 |
13 |
You know it won't actually be an elephant and a donkey debating, right? |
1.6968 |
0.03616 |
475 |
241 |
137 |
97 |
14 |
You look fine. Hyenas laugh at everybody. That's just what they do. |
1.6948 |
0.03547 |
462 |
226 |
151 |
85 |
15 |
Glad we got rid of the ceiling fan. |
1.6872 |
0.03539 |
454 |
222 |
152 |
80 |
16 |
Did you hide the cookies on the bottom shelf again? |
1.6843 |
0.03603 |
453 |
227 |
142 |
84 |
17 |
The zoo escape is all over the news. We're gonna need disguises. |
1.6830 |
0.03638 |
448 |
226 |
138 |
84 |
18 |
How was I supposed to know -- I though Deep Throat was going to be a movie about giraffes. |
1.6830 |
0.03651 |
448 |
227 |
136 |
85 |
19 |
My vote is no, on the ceiling fan. |
1.6795 |
0.03737 |
440 |
228 |
125 |
87 |
20 |
I hate how they go on about his tiny hands but totally ignore his short neck. |
1.6744 |
0.03764 |
433 |
226 |
122 |
85 |
21 |
Sorry I am late; I got stuck in the tunnel. |
1.6698 |
0.03656 |
424 |
213 |
138 |
73 |
22 |
No, I mean I shattered an actual glass ceiling. |
1.6675 |
0.03701 |
418 |
212 |
133 |
73 |
23 |
The Viagra isn’t working, all I have is a stiff neck.†|
1.6618 |
0.03821 |
411 |
216 |
118 |
77 |
24 |
I would have been home earlier --I got stuck in the tunnel. |
1.6487 |
0.03728 |
390 |
198 |
131 |
61 |
25 |
If he wins, we're moving to Kenya. |
1.6458 |
0.04105 |
384 |
216 |
88 |
80 |
26 |
Sooner or later, we have to talk about the elephant in the other room. |
1.6449 |
0.04048 |
383 |
212 |
95 |
76 |
27 |
You know if he's elected, we're getting deported, right? |
1.6351 |
0.04012 |
370 |
202 |
101 |
67 |
28 |
We're portrait animals in a landscape world. |
1.6322 |
0.03891 |
367 |
194 |
114 |
59 |
29 |
If he wins, we're moving back to Africa. |
1.6257 |
0.03934 |
358 |
191 |
110 |
57 |
30 |
Noah really undersold the amenities. |
1.6243 |
0.03951 |
354 |
189 |
109 |
56 |
31 |
It's only funny because we're high. |
1.6232 |
0.04197 |
353 |
201 |
84 |
68 |
32 |
I got a weird text from a "Noah". |
1.6222 |
0.04208 |
352 |
201 |
83 |
68 |
33 |
Who'd ever want to lease a Jaguar? |
1.6211 |
0.03980 |
351 |
189 |
106 |
56 |
34 |
You know her spots are surgically enhanced, right? |
1.6211 |
0.03980 |
351 |
189 |
106 |
56 |
35 |
Ceiling fan? Not a good idea! |
1.6211 |
0.04101 |
351 |
195 |
94 |
62 |
36 |
The trees aren't going to trim themselves. |
1.6185 |
0.03814 |
346 |
178 |
122 |
46 |
37 |
Do you think the Republicans know that elephants are African American? |
1.6141 |
0.04279 |
355 |
210 |
72 |
73 |
38 |
We never roam anymore. |
1.6095 |
0.03913 |
338 |
179 |
112 |
47 |
39 |
If he wins, we're going back to Africa, honey. |
1.6090 |
0.04225 |
335 |
191 |
84 |
60 |
40 |
Relax! It's just the MGM logo. |
1.6078 |
0.04019 |
334 |
181 |
103 |
50 |
41 |
Neckflix? |
1.6061 |
0.04035 |
330 |
179 |
102 |
49 |
42 |
It was so nice of Noah to upgrade us |
1.6061 |
0.04126 |
330 |
183 |
94 |
53 |
43 |
They say the camera adds ten inches. |
1.6000 |
0.03994 |
325 |
175 |
105 |
45 |
44 |
I don't think we should get the ceiling fan. |
1.5858 |
0.04288 |
309 |
178 |
81 |
50 |
45 |
500 channels and all we watch is Animal Planet. |
1.5858 |
0.04239 |
309 |
176 |
85 |
48 |
46 |
If Trump wins we're moving back to Africa. |
1.5858 |
0.04503 |
309 |
187 |
63 |
59 |
47 |
The only other Republican I felt this way about was Teddy Roosevelt, and that was because he shot my grandma. |
1.5817 |
0.04172 |
306 |
172 |
90 |
44 |
48 |
What's on Neckflix? |
1.5795 |
0.04370 |
302 |
177 |
75 |
50 |
49 |
Sure, roaming the plains of Africa sounds amazing, but you're not seriously thinking about giving up a rent controlled apartment in Manhattan, are you? |
1.5786 |
0.04302 |
299 |
172 |
81 |
46 |
50 |
No I'm pretty sure you CAN reach the remote. |
1.5772 |
0.04469 |
298 |
178 |
68 |
52 |
51 |
That YouTube clip of you trying to get out of a recliner has gone viral. |
1.5758 |
0.04273 |
297 |
170 |
83 |
44 |
52 |
You need to write Noah and thank him for the upgrade. |
1.5758 |
0.04481 |
297 |
178 |
67 |
52 |
53 |
Another name for couch potato is lion steak. |
1.5758 |
0.04481 |
297 |
178 |
67 |
52 |
54 |
You could tell her a thing or two about glass ceilings, couldn't you, hon? |
1.5729 |
0.04161 |
295 |
165 |
91 |
39 |
55 |
I see what you mean about the shower head. |
1.5719 |
0.04194 |
292 |
164 |
89 |
39 |
56 |
It's over your head. |
1.5704 |
0.04262 |
291 |
166 |
84 |
41 |
57 |
If Trump wins we're moving back to Kenya! |
1.5649 |
0.04502 |
285 |
171 |
67 |
47 |
58 |
I'm glad you're sitting down. The bill from the chiropractor arrived today. |
1.5649 |
0.04277 |
285 |
163 |
83 |
39 |
59 |
I broke another glass ceiling. |
1.5587 |
0.04442 |
281 |
167 |
71 |
43 |
60 |
I find it ironic that I've been asked to join the Lions Club. |
1.5587 |
0.04327 |
281 |
163 |
79 |
39 |
61 |
So, Trump says he wants to send us all back to Africa... but I was born at the Bronx Zoo! |
1.5571 |
0.04398 |
280 |
165 |
74 |
41 |
62 |
The mall was a zoo today |
1.5571 |
0.04369 |
280 |
164 |
76 |
40 |
63 |
I can't find my turtleneck. |
1.5571 |
0.04369 |
280 |
164 |
76 |
40 |
64 |
The Lyons invited us over for dinner tomorrow night. |
1.5543 |
0.04389 |
276 |
162 |
75 |
39 |
65 |
We have reservations on The Ark in case Trump wins. |
1.5527 |
0.04608 |
275 |
169 |
60 |
46 |
66 |
She broke the glass ceiling? So what, I did that last week. |
1.5511 |
0.04292 |
274 |
158 |
81 |
35 |
67 |
If that one is elected we are moving back to Africa! |
1.5511 |
0.04354 |
274 |
160 |
77 |
37 |
68 |
I know it's not as nice as the Cineplex, but it beats hearing "Down in front!" over and over again! |
1.5465 |
0.04354 |
269 |
157 |
77 |
35 |
69 |
Are you going to eat the leaves out of the gutter like I asked. |
1.5465 |
0.04322 |
269 |
156 |
79 |
34 |
70 |
This may be our chance. They don't like either the elephant or the donkey. |
1.5431 |
0.04475 |
267 |
160 |
69 |
38 |
71 |
How could we have let David Attenborough talk us into mating on camera? |
1.5414 |
0.04735 |
266 |
168 |
52 |
46 |
72 |
Gladys! I'm a giraffe. I look down on everyone. |
1.5399 |
0.04399 |
263 |
155 |
74 |
34 |
73 |
There's no way her neck is real. |
1.5399 |
0.04332 |
263 |
153 |
78 |
32 |
74 |
It's called Deep Throat. |
1.5382 |
0.04478 |
262 |
157 |
69 |
36 |
75 |
Noah says we sail tomorrow. |
1.5382 |
0.04543 |
262 |
159 |
65 |
38 |
76 |
The doctor said get rest, drink lots of tea, and that sore throat will be gone in a year. |
1.5367 |
0.04451 |
259 |
154 |
71 |
34 |
77 |
Can we talk about the elephant in the other room? |
1.5367 |
0.04584 |
259 |
158 |
63 |
38 |
78 |
Yes — but if he wins we'll probably be deported. |
1.5367 |
0.04451 |
259 |
154 |
71 |
34 |
79 |
You know the cheetah always wins, right? |
1.5364 |
0.04358 |
261 |
153 |
76 |
32 |
80 |
If they say the Presidential race is neck and neck one more time, I'm going to scream! |
1.5364 |
0.04524 |
261 |
158 |
66 |
37 |
81 |
Spoiler alert -- the gazelle gets it. |
1.5349 |
0.04431 |
258 |
153 |
72 |
33 |
82 |
Enough TV. Let's stand up and go to sleep. |
1.5331 |
0.04612 |
257 |
158 |
61 |
38 |
83 |
Noah invited us over tomorrow but it looks like rain. |
1.5331 |
0.04376 |
257 |
151 |
75 |
31 |
84 |
We're above that. |
1.5331 |
0.04445 |
257 |
153 |
71 |
33 |
85 |
Housewives of the Serengeti? |
1.5278 |
0.04297 |
252 |
146 |
79 |
27 |
86 |
We're out of straws. |
1.5278 |
0.04718 |
252 |
158 |
55 |
39 |
87 |
Yes, I miss Africa, but not enough to give up air conditioning. |
1.5278 |
0.04185 |
252 |
143 |
85 |
24 |
88 |
No, 'Deep Throat' is not a movie about giraffes. |
1.5259 |
0.04562 |
251 |
153 |
64 |
34 |
89 |
I wonder who'll get voted off the ark next. |
1.5259 |
0.04491 |
251 |
151 |
68 |
32 |
90 |
DEEP THROAT's on tonight. |
1.5259 |
0.04767 |
251 |
159 |
52 |
40 |
91 |
If you wanna see some "Wild Kingdom" come to bed. |
1.5240 |
0.04646 |
250 |
155 |
59 |
36 |
92 |
I've seen this one..It was the lion. |
1.5223 |
0.04511 |
247 |
149 |
67 |
31 |
93 |
It's not a midlife crisis, honey. The convertible is the sensible choice. |
1.5223 |
0.04583 |
247 |
151 |
63 |
33 |
94 |
You always think the Lion's the killer |
1.5223 |
0.04654 |
247 |
153 |
59 |
35 |
95 |
Be realistic. You wouldn't really move to Africa if Trump wins. |
1.5223 |
0.04511 |
247 |
149 |
67 |
31 |
96 |
Hooves off the couch missy. |
1.5221 |
0.04626 |
249 |
154 |
60 |
35 |
97 |
Work was a zoo today! |
1.5203 |
0.04451 |
246 |
147 |
70 |
29 |
98 |
Nobody's spots really look like that. |
1.5203 |
0.04182 |
246 |
140 |
84 |
22 |
99 |
Can we talk about the elephant in the room? |
1.5163 |
0.04705 |
246 |
155 |
55 |
36 |
100 |
The baby is down for the night...most of him, anyway. |
1.5145 |
0.04404 |
241 |
143 |
72 |
26 |
101 |
Stop watching that trash on Animal Planet - it's all gratuitous violence and sex |
1.5145 |
0.04853 |
241 |
155 |
48 |
38 |
102 |
Big deal. I broke the glass ceiling years ago. |
1.5145 |
0.04325 |
241 |
141 |
76 |
24 |
103 |
After millions of years of natural selection this is what you want to do all day? |
1.5144 |
0.04821 |
243 |
156 |
49 |
38 |
104 |
Be patient. It's going to take me a while to swallow my pride. |
1.5144 |
0.04605 |
243 |
150 |
61 |
32 |
105 |
"Out of Africa?" Again? |
1.5125 |
0.04611 |
240 |
148 |
61 |
31 |
106 |
He now says the wall is going to be twenty feet high and the lions are going to pay for it. |
1.5125 |
0.04796 |
240 |
153 |
51 |
36 |
107 |
Haven't you finished swallowing that Viagra yet?! |
1.5125 |
0.04723 |
240 |
151 |
55 |
34 |
108 |
I hope you're not ordering more turtlenecks from QVC |
1.5105 |
0.04776 |
239 |
152 |
52 |
35 |
109 |
We can't keep ignoring the elephant in the other room. |
1.5084 |
0.04679 |
238 |
149 |
57 |
32 |
110 |
You were right. I should have gotten the car with the sunroof. |
1.5064 |
0.04647 |
235 |
146 |
59 |
30 |
111 |
When you ignore me, you make me feel like I'm eight feet tall. |
1.5064 |
0.04406 |
235 |
140 |
71 |
24 |
112 |
Can't you find anything else to do all day besides sitting and watching the gnus? |
1.5064 |
0.04608 |
235 |
145 |
61 |
29 |
113 |
I can't believe we fit that couch through the door. |
1.5063 |
0.04770 |
237 |
151 |
52 |
34 |
114 |
I don't get it. Why did the Elephants nominate an orangutan? |
1.5063 |
0.04844 |
237 |
153 |
48 |
36 |
115 |
Let's stay in today, Doris. It's a zoo out there. |
1.5043 |
0.04662 |
234 |
146 |
58 |
30 |
116 |
Maybe we should have gone with the wall mount. |
1.5021 |
0.04597 |
233 |
144 |
61 |
28 |
117 |
Don't shoot the messenger but I think Rihanna's wearing your missing cousin. |
1.5021 |
0.04433 |
233 |
140 |
69 |
24 |
118 |
The top of the fridge is dusty. |
1.5000 |
0.04683 |
230 |
144 |
57 |
29 |
119 |
Big deal—we break ceilings all the time. |
1.5000 |
0.04390 |
230 |
137 |
71 |
22 |
120 |
Aren't you glad we're not the logo for either party? |
1.5000 |
0.04433 |
230 |
138 |
69 |
23 |
121 |
You know the camera adds 10 inches. |
1.5000 |
0.04531 |
232 |
142 |
64 |
26 |
122 |
And remember, no lion documentaries before bedtime. |
1.5000 |
0.04612 |
232 |
144 |
60 |
28 |
123 |
Looking down on everyone, yes. Condescending, no. |
1.5000 |
0.04363 |
232 |
138 |
72 |
22 |
124 |
Oh come on, it's only a sore throat. |
1.5000 |
0.04476 |
230 |
139 |
67 |
24 |
125 |
So this time I asked him "how's the weather DOWN there?" and that seemed to shut him up. |
1.5000 |
0.04489 |
232 |
141 |
66 |
25 |
126 |
Is this the episode where the humans mate? |
1.5000 |
0.04531 |
232 |
142 |
64 |
26 |
127 |
Bad news. The remote fell under the couch again. |
1.5000 |
0.04601 |
230 |
142 |
61 |
27 |
128 |
Apparently it is illegal to drive with your head through the sunroof. |
1.5000 |
0.04390 |
230 |
137 |
71 |
22 |
129 |
Now, can we talk about the elephant in the room? |
1.4978 |
0.04574 |
229 |
141 |
62 |
26 |
130 |
I had no idea staterooms on this ark would be so plush. |
1.4934 |
0.04729 |
227 |
144 |
54 |
29 |
131 |
Turn the TV off and let's talk about the elephant in the other room. |
1.4934 |
0.05009 |
227 |
151 |
40 |
36 |
132 |
Keeper says it's your turn in the outdoor enclosure. |
1.4934 |
0.04931 |
227 |
149 |
44 |
34 |
133 |
What if we stood it on its side? |
1.4912 |
0.04445 |
226 |
137 |
67 |
22 |
134 |
Why do you keep watching these shows? You know the gazelle always loses. |
1.4912 |
0.04745 |
226 |
144 |
53 |
29 |
135 |
His father's from Kenya, you know? |
1.4912 |
0.04661 |
226 |
142 |
57 |
27 |
136 |
Thank God for pre war ceilings |
1.4912 |
0.04445 |
226 |
137 |
67 |
22 |
137 |
The neighbors want their gutters cleaned. |
1.4912 |
0.04576 |
226 |
140 |
61 |
25 |
138 |
Glad we stayed in. It's a zoo out there! |
1.4912 |
0.04489 |
226 |
138 |
65 |
23 |
139 |
The Hunters said they'd be over for the big game. |
1.4911 |
0.04777 |
224 |
143 |
52 |
29 |
140 |
We need to talk about the elephant in the room. |
1.4865 |
0.04592 |
222 |
138 |
60 |
24 |
141 |
I can't believe it took Trump this long to insult us |
1.4842 |
0.04607 |
221 |
138 |
59 |
24 |
142 |
CSI: Africa? Really? |
1.4840 |
0.04683 |
219 |
138 |
56 |
25 |
143 |
Noah called, the cruise leaves at 10. |
1.4840 |
0.04547 |
219 |
135 |
62 |
22 |
144 |
Sit up straight. You weren't raised in a jungle. |
1.4840 |
0.04500 |
219 |
134 |
64 |
21 |
145 |
Elephants are Republican; donkeys are Democrats. I guess we're independents. |
1.4793 |
0.04576 |
217 |
135 |
60 |
22 |
146 |
The Lyons invited us for dinner. |
1.4793 |
0.04623 |
217 |
136 |
58 |
23 |
147 |
It's true, the camera adds three feet. |
1.4793 |
0.04576 |
217 |
135 |
60 |
22 |
148 |
Harold, Tuesday is your day to be the antenna. |
1.4793 |
0.04668 |
217 |
137 |
56 |
24 |
149 |
It's beneath us. |
1.4793 |
0.04623 |
217 |
136 |
58 |
23 |
150 |
We should do something about that door |
1.4793 |
0.04668 |
217 |
137 |
56 |
24 |
151 |
If you buy one more neck pillow from QVC, I'm canceling the credit card. |
1.4793 |
0.04804 |
217 |
140 |
50 |
27 |
152 |
If you hide out in here all day, the jackals have won. |
1.4771 |
0.04560 |
218 |
136 |
60 |
22 |
153 |
I can't believe you're going to vote for that baboon. |
1.4769 |
0.04908 |
216 |
142 |
45 |
29 |
154 |
What's on Neckflix tonight? |
1.4769 |
0.04730 |
216 |
138 |
53 |
25 |
155 |
We are out of grass. |
1.4769 |
0.04684 |
216 |
137 |
55 |
24 |
156 |
Have you seen my turtle neck? |
1.4769 |
0.04684 |
216 |
137 |
55 |
24 |
157 |
See, I told you 'Deep Throat' wasn't a Disney movie about a lonely giraffe. |
1.4769 |
0.04864 |
216 |
141 |
47 |
28 |
158 |
I don't think "Necrophilia" means what you think it means. |
1.4766 |
0.04943 |
214 |
141 |
44 |
29 |
159 |
Well, if they deport us at least we'll be able to see over the wall. |
1.4766 |
0.04854 |
214 |
139 |
48 |
27 |
160 |
I prefer Neckflix. |
1.4766 |
0.04574 |
214 |
133 |
60 |
21 |
161 |
We didn't move to the city so you could watch nature shows all day. |
1.4766 |
0.04622 |
214 |
134 |
58 |
22 |
162 |
I put the kids to bed. Let's take off the parental controls and watch the nature channel. |
1.4766 |
0.04622 |
214 |
134 |
58 |
22 |
163 |
I believe what he said was too many embarrassing gaffes |
1.4766 |
0.04622 |
214 |
134 |
58 |
22 |
164 |
Let's prioritize: before we get a bigger sofa, that ceiling fan has to go. |
1.4766 |
0.04622 |
214 |
134 |
58 |
22 |
165 |
What? You ordered sixteen neck pillows from QVC! |
1.4766 |
0.04854 |
214 |
139 |
48 |
27 |
166 |
I'm buying a convertible. |
1.4766 |
0.04526 |
214 |
132 |
62 |
20 |
167 |
You got a wide screen TV. I asked for a tall screen TV. |
1.4766 |
0.04574 |
214 |
133 |
60 |
21 |
168 |
Who says there's no progress? After 240 years, an orangutan has been nominated for the presidency. |
1.4744 |
0.04836 |
215 |
140 |
48 |
27 |
169 |
Let me adjust the vertical. |
1.4742 |
0.04589 |
213 |
133 |
59 |
21 |
170 |
That was Noah on the 'phone again. |
1.4742 |
0.04732 |
213 |
136 |
53 |
24 |
171 |
The Carnivores in Apartment 3 have invited us to dinner. |
1.4742 |
0.04492 |
213 |
131 |
63 |
19 |
172 |
I don't feel like either candidate really understands our situation. |
1.4742 |
0.04916 |
213 |
140 |
45 |
28 |
173 |
It makes me glad we're no party's political symbol. |
1.4742 |
0.04685 |
213 |
135 |
55 |
23 |
174 |
I just scored two tickets to 'Hamilton.' Front row center. |
1.4717 |
0.04841 |
212 |
138 |
48 |
26 |
175 |
I'd love to nibble Donald Trump's hair. |
1.4717 |
0.05022 |
212 |
142 |
40 |
30 |
176 |
You're not watching those infomercials on spot removers again, are you? |
1.4717 |
0.04932 |
212 |
140 |
44 |
28 |
177 |
Get gir-affe off the couch. |
1.4692 |
0.04950 |
211 |
140 |
43 |
28 |
178 |
Why the long face? |
1.4692 |
0.04668 |
211 |
134 |
55 |
22 |
179 |
We have to talk about the elephant in the room. |
1.4692 |
0.05040 |
211 |
142 |
39 |
30 |
180 |
I know it's a jungle out there but you have to start getting out of the house. |
1.4692 |
0.04619 |
211 |
133 |
57 |
21 |
181 |
Honey, you broke through the glass ceiling long before Hillary. |
1.4689 |
0.04700 |
209 |
133 |
54 |
22 |
182 |
First it’s the downstairs neighbors complaining about hoof beats and now the upstairs neighbors about head banging. |
1.4689 |
0.04397 |
209 |
127 |
66 |
16 |
183 |
Try turning it sideways. |
1.4689 |
0.04651 |
209 |
132 |
56 |
21 |
184 |
Harold, we need to talk about the elephant in the room |
1.4689 |
0.04845 |
209 |
136 |
48 |
25 |
185 |
Neck flicks again? |
1.4689 |
0.04939 |
209 |
138 |
44 |
27 |
186 |
I'm starting to wish some humans WERE injured in the making of this film. |
1.4689 |
0.04939 |
209 |
138 |
44 |
27 |
187 |
Outside now, young lady. Those leaves aren't going to eat themselves. |
1.4689 |
0.04651 |
209 |
132 |
56 |
21 |
188 |
Grab your keys; there's a tree growing in Brooklyn. |
1.4689 |
0.04500 |
209 |
129 |
62 |
18 |
189 |
When they go low, we go high. |
1.4689 |
0.04797 |
209 |
135 |
50 |
24 |
190 |
Who would have imagined fifty years ago that two lesbian giraffes could marry and live together openly? |
1.4667 |
0.04827 |
210 |
137 |
48 |
25 |
191 |
If you wanted an open floor plan, then why the hell did we leave the savannah? |
1.4663 |
0.04765 |
208 |
134 |
51 |
23 |
192 |
You promised things would be different once we left the zoo. |
1.4663 |
0.04566 |
208 |
130 |
59 |
19 |
193 |
Spoiler alert. The lion wins. |
1.4663 |
0.04304 |
208 |
125 |
69 |
14 |
194 |
We saw this, the zebra doesn't make it. |
1.4663 |
0.04765 |
208 |
134 |
51 |
23 |
195 |
I feel like Hillary really 'gets' our ceiling issue. |
1.4663 |
0.04716 |
208 |
133 |
53 |
22 |
196 |
I don't think we can be referred to as "wildlife" anymore. |
1.4612 |
0.04895 |
206 |
136 |
45 |
25 |
197 |
I love the one where the antelope chases the lion. |
1.4612 |
0.04596 |
206 |
130 |
57 |
19 |
198 |
You'll have to face it sooner or later. You're a portrait guy in a landscape world. |
1.4612 |
0.04895 |
206 |
136 |
45 |
25 |
199 |
All you do is sit around and ruminate. |
1.4612 |
0.04647 |
206 |
131 |
55 |
20 |
200 |
I believe that you have my spot. |
1.4612 |
0.04647 |
206 |
131 |
55 |
20 |
201 |
You never want to talk about the elephant in the room. |
1.4612 |
0.04748 |
206 |
133 |
51 |
22 |
202 |
Since the flood, you just sit there and watch the weather report. |
1.4612 |
0.04647 |
206 |
131 |
55 |
20 |
203 |
Need anything from the tree? |
1.4612 |
0.04748 |
206 |
133 |
51 |
22 |
204 |
Just be grateful we don't represent a political party. |
1.4608 |
0.04882 |
204 |
134 |
46 |
24 |
205 |
Can you please turn that off so we can finally talk about the elephant in the room? |
1.4608 |
0.04832 |
204 |
133 |
48 |
23 |
206 |
Have you seen my good tie? You know, the long one? |
1.4608 |
0.04731 |
204 |
131 |
52 |
21 |
207 |
If he gets elected its Hello Serengeti! |
1.4608 |
0.04931 |
204 |
135 |
44 |
25 |
208 |
Again with 'The Lion King'? |
1.4608 |
0.04575 |
204 |
128 |
58 |
18 |
209 |
let's eat out tonight, honey. How about Central Park? |
1.4589 |
0.04828 |
207 |
136 |
47 |
24 |
210 |
They go low. We go high. |
1.4589 |
0.04779 |
207 |
135 |
49 |
23 |
211 |
You Know, with the donkey and elephant doing so poorly this could be our year! |
1.4581 |
0.04798 |
203 |
132 |
49 |
22 |
212 |
I hope Hillary does get rid of that glass ceiling. |
1.4554 |
0.04865 |
202 |
133 |
46 |
23 |
213 |
Turn it off. Another bus of tourists has just arrived. |
1.4554 |
0.04865 |
202 |
133 |
46 |
23 |
214 |
Excuse me -- my eyes are up here. |
1.4554 |
0.04814 |
202 |
132 |
48 |
22 |
215 |
Jimmy's in bed, let's watch Wild Kingdom. |
1.4554 |
0.04711 |
202 |
130 |
52 |
20 |
216 |
It's turned off. That's your reflection. |
1.4527 |
0.04932 |
201 |
134 |
43 |
24 |
217 |
I still feel uncomfortable renting this Airbnb from a lion. |
1.4527 |
0.04726 |
201 |
130 |
51 |
20 |
218 |
Why when I was your age, I would have been outside enjoying the fresh air, fleeing from ravenous predators. |
1.4523 |
0.04429 |
199 |
123 |
62 |
14 |
219 |
Don't worry. I set the parental controls to "herbivore." |
1.4523 |
0.04707 |
199 |
128 |
52 |
19 |
220 |
So when have you seen a giraffe in a leading role? Ever?! |
1.4523 |
0.04542 |
199 |
125 |
58 |
16 |
221 |
Coffee break is over, tourists are waiting. |
1.4523 |
0.04429 |
199 |
123 |
62 |
14 |
222 |
Those treetops aren't going to trim themselves, dear. |
1.4523 |
0.04429 |
199 |
123 |
62 |
14 |
223 |
Real Housewives of the Serengeti, AGAIN? |
1.4523 |
0.04814 |
199 |
130 |
48 |
21 |
224 |
I just told the neighbor we were from Savannah. |
1.4523 |
0.04969 |
199 |
133 |
42 |
24 |
225 |
That's my spot. |
1.4523 |
0.04707 |
199 |
128 |
52 |
19 |
226 |
This could be our year - everyone's fed up with the donkeys and elephants. |
1.4500 |
0.04580 |
200 |
127 |
56 |
17 |
227 |
The kids are finally asleep. Are you up for a little necking? |
1.4500 |
0.04847 |
200 |
132 |
46 |
22 |
228 |
Did you call the guy about the door? |
1.4495 |
0.04613 |
198 |
126 |
55 |
17 |
229 |
Your watching Deep Throat again? |
1.4467 |
0.04952 |
197 |
132 |
42 |
23 |
230 |
I don't know why you watch these murder mystery shows. You know the lion did it. |
1.4467 |
0.04793 |
197 |
129 |
48 |
20 |
231 |
I didn't know Noah's ark would be so luxurious. |
1.4444 |
0.04880 |
198 |
132 |
44 |
22 |
232 |
Have you seen the ladder? |
1.4439 |
0.05022 |
196 |
133 |
39 |
24 |
233 |
There's not going to be a third party, and you're not going to be the mascot. |
1.4439 |
0.04809 |
196 |
129 |
47 |
20 |
234 |
Back in my day we actually had to stretch our necks out to change the channel. |
1.4439 |
0.04754 |
196 |
128 |
49 |
19 |
235 |
"How did you get through the door?" - William Davis-Greene, age 7 (submitted by his father Robert Greene) |
1.4439 |
0.04969 |
196 |
132 |
41 |
23 |
236 |
Do we have to watch Deep Throat again tonight? |
1.4433 |
0.04899 |
194 |
129 |
44 |
21 |
237 |
Why is the TV sideways? |
1.4433 |
0.04845 |
194 |
128 |
46 |
20 |
238 |
You can't just keep looking down on everything. |
1.4433 |
0.04733 |
194 |
126 |
50 |
18 |
239 |
Cute!? He's probably only 17 feet tall. |
1.4433 |
0.04733 |
194 |
126 |
50 |
18 |
240 |
You never wear the turtleneck I gave you. |
1.4433 |
0.04442 |
194 |
121 |
60 |
13 |
241 |
I'm busting my tail at that toy store. You could at least strip a few leaves off the tree for dinner. |
1.4433 |
0.04789 |
194 |
127 |
48 |
19 |
242 |
Get your feet off the couch -- you are not in a zoo. |
1.4433 |
0.04789 |
194 |
127 |
48 |
19 |
243 |
This is the Best. Zoo. Ever. |
1.4404 |
0.05078 |
193 |
132 |
37 |
24 |
244 |
You were more fun when we were in the zoo. |
1.4404 |
0.04692 |
193 |
125 |
51 |
17 |
245 |
Besides, you know the camera adds five feet. |
1.4375 |
0.04408 |
192 |
120 |
60 |
12 |
246 |
For this we gave up the Serengeti? |
1.4375 |
0.04821 |
192 |
127 |
46 |
19 |
247 |
Hey, hon, the Libertarians are auditioning for a mascot. |
1.4375 |
0.04707 |
192 |
125 |
50 |
17 |
248 |
I was laid off from the zoo today. The only job experience I have is being looked at. |
1.4375 |
0.04821 |
192 |
127 |
46 |
19 |
249 |
A horizontal television screen is just another example of species bias. |
1.4375 |
0.04933 |
192 |
129 |
42 |
21 |
250 |
Just once I want to hear someone say, "Even-toed ungulate lives matter". |
1.4375 |
0.04933 |
192 |
129 |
42 |
21 |
251 |
Can I get you a tree or anything? |
1.4375 |
0.04649 |
192 |
124 |
52 |
16 |
252 |
" The high ceilings are nice, but the doorways are a pain in the neck ". |
1.4375 |
0.04590 |
192 |
123 |
54 |
15 |
253 |
If you sit that close, you'll strain your neck. |
1.4368 |
0.04971 |
190 |
128 |
41 |
21 |
254 |
Anything high-brow on? |
1.4368 |
0.04683 |
190 |
123 |
51 |
16 |
255 |
I strongly disagree with his position on migration. |
1.4368 |
0.04623 |
190 |
122 |
53 |
15 |
256 |
When Witness Protection said they'd give us a new location and a new identity, I didn't quite expect this. |
1.4368 |
0.04858 |
190 |
126 |
45 |
19 |
257 |
Just because you can lick the screen from there doesn't mean you should. |
1.4368 |
0.04742 |
190 |
124 |
49 |
17 |
258 |
How many times can you watch "Out of Africa"? |
1.4368 |
0.04438 |
190 |
119 |
59 |
12 |
259 |
The ceilings are low, and the internet access isn't great, but I do like the no-hyenas policy. |
1.4368 |
0.04562 |
190 |
121 |
55 |
14 |
260 |
Am I wrong for wishing our new neighbors weren't, you know, lions? |
1.4368 |
0.04742 |
190 |
124 |
49 |
17 |
261 |
First, I told you to stop watching those gory nature shows. Second, is it anyone we know? |
1.4368 |
0.05082 |
190 |
130 |
37 |
23 |
262 |
Stay inside. It's a zoo out there. |
1.4352 |
0.04571 |
193 |
124 |
54 |
15 |
263 |
You're right, this is a nicer zoo. |
1.4346 |
0.04780 |
191 |
126 |
47 |
18 |
264 |
Would you get off your lazy butt and eat the lawn? |
1.4339 |
0.04577 |
189 |
121 |
54 |
14 |
265 |
Why don't you get giraffe off the couch and do some chores? |
1.4339 |
0.04989 |
189 |
128 |
40 |
21 |
266 |
We used to be wild. |
1.4339 |
0.04816 |
189 |
125 |
46 |
18 |
267 |
Do you want acacia leaves just on your half? |
1.4339 |
0.04932 |
189 |
127 |
42 |
20 |
268 |
Television always makes everyone look shorter. |
1.4316 |
0.04497 |
190 |
121 |
56 |
13 |
269 |
Housewives of the Serengeti? Puleeze! |
1.4309 |
0.04713 |
188 |
123 |
49 |
16 |
270 |
Perhaps if we stood it up on its side? |
1.4309 |
0.04833 |
188 |
125 |
45 |
18 |
271 |
Yes, I've seen your Toys R Us commercial a million times already. |
1.4278 |
0.05024 |
187 |
128 |
38 |
21 |
272 |
Watching Neckflix again? |
1.4278 |
0.04908 |
187 |
126 |
42 |
19 |
273 |
best part of city life?....... no damn monkeys |
1.4278 |
0.04668 |
187 |
122 |
50 |
15 |
274 |
Get outside and graze with your friends! |
1.4278 |
0.04966 |
187 |
127 |
40 |
20 |
275 |
Neckflix tonight? |
1.4278 |
0.05024 |
187 |
128 |
38 |
21 |
276 |
I’ve kept this secret for too long. I was Deep Throat. |
1.4278 |
0.04966 |
187 |
127 |
40 |
20 |
277 |
Does my neck look fat? |
1.4270 |
0.04946 |
185 |
125 |
41 |
19 |
278 |
Let me guess: your mom called that she is in the documentary again. |
1.4270 |
0.04576 |
185 |
119 |
53 |
13 |
279 |
Wall-mounted might be better. |
1.4270 |
0.04702 |
185 |
121 |
49 |
15 |
280 |
Ruminating again? |
1.4270 |
0.04702 |
185 |
121 |
49 |
15 |
281 |
The kids still at the zoo? |
1.4270 |
0.04702 |
185 |
121 |
49 |
15 |
282 |
I told you we should have gotten the wall mount. |
1.4270 |
0.04886 |
185 |
124 |
43 |
18 |
283 |
You know, when he insults pigs and dogs, he insults all animals. |
1.4270 |
0.04886 |
185 |
124 |
43 |
18 |
284 |
This zoo finally has some decent amenities. |
1.4270 |
0.04886 |
185 |
124 |
43 |
18 |
285 |
It's for you, someone from Toy R Us. He doesn't sound happy. |
1.4270 |
0.05178 |
185 |
129 |
33 |
23 |
286 |
National Geographic? You know I hate reality TV. |
1.4270 |
0.04886 |
185 |
124 |
43 |
18 |
287 |
With all this diversity on TV now, I think we can stop pretending we're sisters. |
1.4239 |
0.05197 |
184 |
129 |
32 |
23 |
288 |
I thought we were going to neck. |
1.4239 |
0.04903 |
184 |
124 |
42 |
18 |
289 |
Ever think the TV should be portrait and not landscape? |
1.4239 |
0.04780 |
184 |
122 |
46 |
16 |
290 |
I told you to buy a wall mount! |
1.4239 |
0.05081 |
184 |
127 |
36 |
21 |
291 |
All the people trying to keep us out of captivity and here you are... |
1.4239 |
0.05022 |
184 |
126 |
38 |
20 |
292 |
If you just get up and go outside, you'd be ON that nature show. |
1.4239 |
0.04963 |
184 |
125 |
40 |
19 |
293 |
Sure, wide screen's great but what about tall screen? |
1.4216 |
0.04506 |
185 |
119 |
54 |
12 |
294 |
We better go before the people get back. They will not be happy about their ficus plant. |
1.4208 |
0.04796 |
183 |
122 |
45 |
16 |
295 |
You always look down on whatever it is I want to watch. I've had it up to here. |
1.4208 |
0.05040 |
183 |
126 |
37 |
20 |
296 |
Nate Silver's saying it's neck and neck. |
1.4199 |
0.05140 |
181 |
126 |
34 |
21 |
297 |
Why is National Geographic showing our home movies? |
1.4199 |
0.05020 |
181 |
124 |
38 |
19 |
298 |
I hate the stereotyping on National Geographic. |
1.4199 |
0.04896 |
181 |
122 |
42 |
17 |
299 |
Those gutters aren't going to clean themselves! |
1.4199 |
0.04704 |
181 |
119 |
48 |
14 |
300 |
Watching these travel shows makes me want to go to Africa someday. |
1.4199 |
0.04833 |
181 |
121 |
44 |
16 |
301 |
The fewer glass ceilings the better. |
1.4199 |
0.04896 |
181 |
122 |
42 |
17 |
302 |
I've never been happier not to be an elephant or a donkey. |
1.4199 |
0.05140 |
181 |
126 |
34 |
21 |
303 |
Don't watch that show with the lions. It doesn't end well. |
1.4199 |
0.04704 |
181 |
119 |
48 |
14 |
304 |
And how do you propose I "pick up the remote?" |
1.4199 |
0.05020 |
181 |
124 |
38 |
19 |
305 |
And you thought YOU'D be the one to break the glass ceiling? |
1.4199 |
0.04833 |
181 |
121 |
44 |
16 |
306 |
Nothing's on TV. Wanna neck? |
1.4199 |
0.04704 |
181 |
119 |
48 |
14 |
307 |
Is the zoo letting you work from home? |
1.4167 |
0.04975 |
180 |
123 |
39 |
18 |
308 |
I'm overextended |
1.4167 |
0.04784 |
180 |
120 |
45 |
15 |
309 |
You'd think the 'top-rated zoo in America' would feature cathedral ceilings. |
1.4167 |
0.04849 |
180 |
121 |
43 |
16 |
310 |
Dinner's on the tree. I'll be back in a few hours. |
1.4167 |
0.04784 |
180 |
120 |
45 |
15 |
311 |
Yes, for a sore throat you have to take all thirty. |
1.4167 |
0.04448 |
180 |
115 |
55 |
10 |
312 |
It's a zoo out there. |
1.4153 |
0.05035 |
183 |
127 |
36 |
20 |
313 |
Go clean your room. It's like a zoo in there. |
1.4134 |
0.04929 |
179 |
122 |
40 |
17 |
314 |
What do they mean--the elephant in the room? |
1.4134 |
0.04800 |
179 |
120 |
44 |
15 |
315 |
There's never anyone who looks like us at the Republican convention. |
1.4134 |
0.04800 |
179 |
120 |
44 |
15 |
316 |
Any woman who can break a ceiling like THAT has my vote. |
1.4134 |
0.04800 |
179 |
120 |
44 |
15 |
317 |
Tigers won, get over it! |
1.4134 |
0.04865 |
179 |
121 |
42 |
16 |
318 |
Wide screen, flat screen, but they never got around to making a tall screen. |
1.4134 |
0.04865 |
179 |
121 |
42 |
16 |
319 |
I think those Witness Protection guys kinda glossed over the 'new identities' part. |
1.4134 |
0.04865 |
179 |
121 |
42 |
16 |
320 |
Still hoping to find Mom on Wild Kingdom? |
1.4134 |
0.04600 |
179 |
117 |
50 |
12 |
321 |
So good to be home. It's a real jungle out there. |
1.4134 |
0.04734 |
179 |
119 |
46 |
14 |
322 |
Lean over and change it yourself. |
1.4134 |
0.04800 |
179 |
120 |
44 |
15 |
323 |
Did we ever receive residuals from this National Geographic program? |
1.4134 |
0.04800 |
179 |
120 |
44 |
15 |
324 |
Honey, let's do it like they do it on Discovery Channel! |
1.4134 |
0.04800 |
179 |
120 |
44 |
15 |
325 |
They talk about low hanging fruit as if that was easy. |
1.4124 |
0.04703 |
177 |
117 |
47 |
13 |
326 |
How about a tall one, love? |
1.4124 |
0.05096 |
177 |
123 |
35 |
19 |
327 |
Now we are late, the ark left 10 minutes ago. |
1.4124 |
0.05096 |
177 |
123 |
35 |
19 |
328 |
Somehow I thought life would be more exciting once we broke out of the zoo. |
1.4124 |
0.04770 |
177 |
118 |
45 |
14 |
329 |
A donkey or an elephant - hardly seems like much of a choice. |
1.4124 |
0.04968 |
177 |
121 |
39 |
17 |
330 |
We need to discuss the elephant in the room. |
1.4091 |
0.05239 |
176 |
125 |
30 |
21 |
331 |
Don't watch that, it's way over your head. |
1.4091 |
0.04920 |
176 |
120 |
40 |
16 |
332 |
I miss the zoo -- the rent here is outrageous and the utility poles don't have leaves. |
1.4091 |
0.04718 |
176 |
117 |
46 |
13 |
333 |
The polls are saying it's neck and neck. |
1.4091 |
0.04920 |
176 |
120 |
40 |
16 |
334 |
too much television will stunt your growth |
1.4091 |
0.04786 |
176 |
118 |
44 |
14 |
335 |
I'm gonna grab a long neck. You want one? |
1.4091 |
0.04853 |
176 |
119 |
42 |
15 |
336 |
The rooftop garden is delicious! And I can reach it from the bathroom window! |
1.4091 |
0.05050 |
176 |
122 |
36 |
18 |
337 |
Your father and I think you should at least go for some low-hanging fruit. |
1.4068 |
0.04628 |
177 |
117 |
48 |
12 |
338 |
For optimum viewing place base of television 32" above the floor... I'd like to speak with the no-neck Gazelle that wrote these specs! |
1.4057 |
0.05132 |
175 |
123 |
33 |
19 |
339 |
Sorry if you lost the signal. I hit my head on the dish again. |
1.4057 |
0.04732 |
175 |
117 |
45 |
13 |
340 |
They say the camera adds 3 feet to the neck. |
1.4057 |
0.04869 |
175 |
119 |
41 |
15 |
341 |
Maybe if we turned it on its side... |
1.4034 |
0.04913 |
176 |
121 |
39 |
16 |
342 |
Of course you're tall and thin enough to be America's Next Top Model. |
1.4023 |
0.04817 |
174 |
118 |
42 |
14 |
343 |
Kid's asleep. Wanna neck? |
1.4023 |
0.05214 |
174 |
124 |
30 |
20 |
344 |
Can you adjust the vertical? |
1.4023 |
0.04817 |
174 |
118 |
42 |
14 |
345 |
TV? I thought we'd just neck. |
1.4023 |
0.05085 |
174 |
122 |
34 |
18 |
346 |
I told you to order a tall screen TV, not a wide screen TV. |
1.4023 |
0.04817 |
174 |
118 |
42 |
14 |
347 |
Neckflix and chill? |
1.4023 |
0.05402 |
174 |
127 |
24 |
23 |
348 |
I'll grab us a couple of long necks. |
1.4023 |
0.04953 |
174 |
120 |
38 |
16 |
349 |
Give me a break!... like a herd of giraffes could really survive like that in the wilderness. |
1.4012 |
0.04784 |
172 |
116 |
43 |
13 |
350 |
Wanna get high with me? |
1.4012 |
0.04924 |
172 |
118 |
39 |
15 |
351 |
Yes, I walk around with my head in the clouds. Don't we all? |
1.4012 |
0.04640 |
172 |
114 |
47 |
11 |
352 |
When I was your age, I was roaming the savanna. |
1.4012 |
0.04924 |
172 |
118 |
39 |
15 |
353 |
I just sometimes feel... domesticated, you know? |
1.4012 |
0.04784 |
172 |
116 |
43 |
13 |
354 |
The kids used to look up to us, Fran. |
1.4012 |
0.04713 |
172 |
115 |
45 |
12 |
355 |
I can't find the ladder. |
1.4012 |
0.04855 |
172 |
117 |
41 |
14 |
356 |
Don't you find it odd that all the movies on the ark are romances? |
1.4012 |
0.04855 |
172 |
117 |
41 |
14 |
357 |
This election makes me happy I live in Africa. |
1.4012 |
0.04784 |
172 |
116 |
43 |
13 |
358 |
Are you watching your old Toys 'R' Us ad again? |
1.4012 |
0.05127 |
172 |
121 |
33 |
18 |
359 |
It's a jungle out there. |
1.4012 |
0.04713 |
172 |
115 |
45 |
12 |
360 |
I know that you said don't stick your neck out, but what could I do? |
1.4012 |
0.04855 |
172 |
117 |
41 |
14 |
361 |
I'm heading out for some low-hanging fruit. |
1.4012 |
0.04640 |
172 |
114 |
47 |
11 |
362 |
Time to move, the zoo knows where we live. |
1.4012 |
0.04713 |
172 |
115 |
45 |
12 |
363 |
Would you at least apply for the circus? |
1.4012 |
0.04993 |
172 |
119 |
37 |
16 |
364 |
``Housewives of the Serengeti'' again! |
1.4012 |
0.04993 |
172 |
119 |
37 |
16 |
365 |
We're out of throat lozenges. |
1.4012 |
0.04993 |
172 |
119 |
37 |
16 |
366 |
You can stand up now, Wilma. I've had the ceiling fan removed. |
1.4012 |
0.05127 |
172 |
121 |
33 |
18 |
367 |
I'm going to the zoo. Do you need anything? |
1.4012 |
0.04924 |
172 |
118 |
39 |
15 |
368 |
My favorite movie -- "Get Shorty.' |
1.4012 |
0.04713 |
172 |
115 |
45 |
12 |
369 |
Why is the screen sideways? |
1.4012 |
0.04924 |
172 |
118 |
39 |
15 |
370 |
I've seen this episode of Animal Planet. Spoiler alert. It doesn't end well for us. |
1.4012 |
0.04993 |
172 |
119 |
37 |
16 |
371 |
Love the cathedral ceilings. |
1.4012 |
0.04713 |
172 |
115 |
45 |
12 |
372 |
I've had it up to my neck with your binge watching... |
1.4012 |
0.04784 |
172 |
116 |
43 |
13 |
373 |
Honey, I can't find my good interview tie. I thought you laid it out on the bed, stairs, and kitchen table. |
1.4012 |
0.04784 |
172 |
116 |
43 |
13 |
374 |
Got it. When they go low we go high. But, when they go high, then what do we do? |
1.3977 |
0.05010 |
171 |
119 |
36 |
16 |
375 |
You're in my spot. |
1.3977 |
0.05212 |
171 |
122 |
30 |
19 |
376 |
They're sending a primate to change the channel between noon and five. |
1.3977 |
0.05145 |
171 |
121 |
32 |
18 |
377 |
Soooo…Neckflix? |
1.3977 |
0.05145 |
171 |
121 |
32 |
18 |
378 |
Watching human mating documentaries on Cinemax again? |
1.3977 |
0.04870 |
171 |
117 |
40 |
14 |
379 |
Hurry up or we'll miss the Ark. |
1.3977 |
0.04870 |
171 |
117 |
40 |
14 |
380 |
That's not a giraffe. That's Audrey Hepburn. |
1.3977 |
0.04870 |
171 |
117 |
40 |
14 |
381 |
Are you sure this is what our therapist meant when she said we should try a different environment? |
1.3977 |
0.04654 |
171 |
114 |
46 |
11 |
382 |
I'm thinking Leopard carpeting. |
1.3977 |
0.05010 |
171 |
119 |
36 |
16 |
383 |
Spoiler alert! The hyena did it. |
1.3977 |
0.04870 |
171 |
117 |
40 |
14 |
384 |
Geoffrey, perhaps it's time you get a job and stop living off of your Toys "R" Us royalties. |
1.3977 |
0.05010 |
171 |
119 |
36 |
16 |
385 |
Why do they keep making TV's sideways? |
1.3977 |
0.05010 |
171 |
119 |
36 |
16 |
386 |
I know she's the first woman, but we've always supported the elephants |
1.3977 |
0.04870 |
171 |
117 |
40 |
14 |
387 |
She broke the glass ceiling, not us. |
1.3977 |
0.04870 |
171 |
117 |
40 |
14 |
388 |
Even if he does build a wall we will be fine. |
1.3941 |
0.04742 |
170 |
115 |
43 |
12 |
389 |
It's nice, but personally I prefer tall-screen TVs. |
1.3941 |
0.05163 |
170 |
121 |
31 |
18 |
390 |
I wish they would bring back Marlin Perkins. |
1.3941 |
0.05163 |
170 |
121 |
31 |
18 |
391 |
Do I look like a Leopard in this? |
1.3929 |
0.04853 |
168 |
115 |
40 |
13 |
392 |
At least we can look over his stupid wall. |
1.3929 |
0.04853 |
168 |
115 |
40 |
13 |
393 |
Call me old fashioned, but do you want to stay in, watch a movie and neck? |
1.3929 |
0.04926 |
168 |
116 |
38 |
14 |
394 |
I told you not to watch the convention. Those people are animals. |
1.3929 |
0.05474 |
168 |
124 |
22 |
22 |
395 |
Well, that was fun... time for me to duck out. |
1.3929 |
0.04853 |
168 |
115 |
40 |
13 |
396 |
Let's go trash a salad bar. |
1.3929 |
0.05138 |
168 |
119 |
32 |
17 |
397 |
This year it's hard to identify with either party. |
1.3929 |
0.04926 |
168 |
116 |
38 |
14 |
398 |
We need tall-screen not wide-screen |
1.3929 |
0.04926 |
168 |
116 |
38 |
14 |
399 |
I know it's better on the big screen, but we're not welcome in the theater anymore. |
1.3929 |
0.04779 |
168 |
114 |
42 |
12 |
400 |
Our time will come, that donkey and elephant can't last much longer. |
1.3929 |
0.04998 |
168 |
117 |
36 |
15 |
401 |
The front desk reassured me about their "No Lions" policy. |
1.3929 |
0.04853 |
168 |
115 |
40 |
13 |
402 |
All these nature shows just encourage violence against prey. |
1.3929 |
0.04998 |
168 |
117 |
36 |
15 |
403 |
You know the shows on Animal Planet are completely fake; all the animals are actors. |
1.3929 |
0.04779 |
168 |
114 |
42 |
12 |
404 |
I told you this zoo was progressive. |
1.3929 |
0.04998 |
168 |
117 |
36 |
15 |
405 |
We’ve always looked down on television. |
1.3929 |
0.04853 |
168 |
115 |
40 |
13 |
406 |
Can you clean the gutters please? |
1.3929 |
0.04627 |
168 |
112 |
46 |
10 |
407 |
I'll trim the trees if you clean the gutters this time. |
1.3929 |
0.04926 |
168 |
116 |
38 |
14 |
408 |
Last time you watched Predators of the Serengeti, you stayed in your room for two weeks. |
1.3905 |
0.04606 |
169 |
113 |
46 |
10 |
409 |
We used to use that couch for necking . . . |
1.3892 |
0.04794 |
167 |
114 |
41 |
12 |
410 |
Noah said he will give us a discount if we pay up front for the 40 nights. |
1.3892 |
0.04718 |
167 |
113 |
43 |
11 |
411 |
Ohio looks so fascinating. Those were your words. |
1.3892 |
0.05086 |
167 |
118 |
33 |
16 |
412 |
Time to go outside--I hear a Land Rover coming. |
1.3892 |
0.05156 |
167 |
119 |
31 |
17 |
413 |
I swear, whatever you're seeing on Animal Planet is a doctored video. I've never been with anyone but you. |
1.3892 |
0.05014 |
167 |
117 |
35 |
15 |
414 |
Just because I can see the tv from anywhere doesn't mean you can hog the couch |
1.3892 |
0.04794 |
167 |
114 |
41 |
12 |
415 |
Wanna neck? |
1.3892 |
0.04942 |
167 |
116 |
37 |
14 |
416 |
I wish someone, for once, would make a tall-screen TV |
1.3871 |
0.05046 |
155 |
107 |
36 |
12 |
417 |
You can watch TV with your boyfriend, but no necking. |
1.3855 |
0.04958 |
166 |
116 |
36 |
14 |
418 |
I've always looked down on popular culture. |
1.3855 |
0.05031 |
166 |
117 |
34 |
15 |
419 |
You think I don't know why you're watching animal planet |
1.3841 |
0.05219 |
164 |
118 |
29 |
17 |
420 |
Before this election we used to think Africa was wild. |
1.3841 |
0.05146 |
164 |
117 |
31 |
16 |
421 |
I told you to get the wall mount. |
1.3841 |
0.04847 |
164 |
113 |
39 |
12 |
422 |
Did I mention to you that you have to flip it up to get the portrait mode? |
1.3841 |
0.04184 |
164 |
105 |
55 |
4 |
423 |
Oh no, not 'Out of Africa' again! |
1.3841 |
0.04923 |
164 |
114 |
37 |
13 |
424 |
I guess four stars and 'pet friendly' doesn't mean we can get into the bathroom. |
1.3841 |
0.04847 |
164 |
113 |
39 |
12 |
425 |
I'm sure they mean elephant lives matter, AS WELL. |
1.3841 |
0.05219 |
164 |
118 |
29 |
17 |
426 |
I didn't think witness relocation would be like this. |
1.3841 |
0.04769 |
164 |
112 |
41 |
11 |
427 |
THIS is why we don't mate for life. |
1.3841 |
0.04847 |
164 |
113 |
39 |
12 |
428 |
They always cut our heads off! |
1.3841 |
0.04847 |
164 |
113 |
39 |
12 |
429 |
What do you mean you didn't go to the interview? I stuck my neck out for you! |
1.3841 |
0.05146 |
164 |
117 |
31 |
16 |
430 |
Try flipping the screen to portrait. |
1.3841 |
0.04690 |
164 |
111 |
43 |
10 |
431 |
This election is hard to swallow. |
1.3804 |
0.04783 |
163 |
112 |
40 |
11 |
432 |
Even for me, that's a stretch. |
1.3804 |
0.05090 |
163 |
116 |
32 |
15 |
433 |
You know Attenborough gives you nightmares. |
1.3804 |
0.05090 |
163 |
116 |
32 |
15 |
434 |
It's tough being tall in a wide-screen world. |
1.3804 |
0.04939 |
163 |
114 |
36 |
13 |
435 |
I ordered the pizza. Do you have any idea how we eat it? |
1.3804 |
0.05237 |
163 |
118 |
28 |
17 |
436 |
Do you think sharks watch shows about us? |
1.3804 |
0.04862 |
163 |
113 |
38 |
12 |
437 |
Do you know anything about the neighbor’s missing tree? |
1.3804 |
0.04783 |
163 |
112 |
40 |
11 |
438 |
I didn't mean to, but like Hillary, I just shattered a glass ceiling. |
1.3804 |
0.05015 |
163 |
115 |
34 |
14 |
439 |
It comes in clearer if you stick your head out the window. |
1.3804 |
0.04862 |
163 |
113 |
38 |
12 |
440 |
I nailed that “hump day†audition; then they go and give the commercial to some camel. |
1.3804 |
0.04862 |
163 |
113 |
38 |
12 |
441 |
If Trump wins, we're taking an ark to Canada. |
1.3804 |
0.05164 |
163 |
117 |
30 |
16 |
442 |
Have you heard from Noah? |
1.3804 |
0.05015 |
163 |
115 |
34 |
14 |
443 |
If all you're going to do here in Manhattan is sit on the couch and watch the Animal Channel, we could have stayed back home in Kenya. |
1.3804 |
0.05090 |
163 |
116 |
32 |
15 |
444 |
I need more space. |
1.3804 |
0.04540 |
163 |
109 |
46 |
8 |
445 |
I'm telling you that Nat Geo is scripted. |
1.3804 |
0.04622 |
163 |
110 |
44 |
9 |
446 |
I love you, I love the show, but a "tiny house" just is not for us. |
1.3804 |
0.05237 |
163 |
118 |
28 |
17 |
447 |
National Geographic promised they were gonna edit this part out. |
1.3804 |
0.05015 |
163 |
115 |
34 |
14 |
448 |
The RNC is a zoo. |
1.3780 |
0.05210 |
164 |
119 |
28 |
17 |
449 |
I was proud of the Kenya connection,too. |
1.3780 |
0.05138 |
164 |
118 |
30 |
16 |
450 |
Hooves off the sofa! |
1.3780 |
0.04600 |
164 |
111 |
44 |
9 |
451 |
Real Horse Wives? |
1.3780 |
0.05064 |
164 |
117 |
32 |
15 |
452 |
You look down on all the shows I like |
1.3765 |
0.04955 |
162 |
114 |
35 |
13 |
453 |
Sorry, I licked the satellite. |
1.3765 |
0.05328 |
162 |
119 |
25 |
18 |
454 |
Again with the hoofs on the upholstery! |
1.3765 |
0.04798 |
162 |
112 |
39 |
11 |
455 |
You're not just my trophy wife. |
1.3765 |
0.04955 |
162 |
114 |
35 |
13 |
456 |
We left the Serengeti for this? |
1.3765 |
0.04955 |
162 |
114 |
35 |
13 |
457 |
I think I swallowed the remote. |
1.3765 |
0.05107 |
162 |
116 |
31 |
15 |
458 |
Hi honey. Work was a total zoo again. |
1.3765 |
0.04635 |
162 |
110 |
43 |
9 |
459 |
Watching the Nature Channel is not helping your depression. |
1.3758 |
0.04900 |
149 |
102 |
38 |
9 |
460 |
We should have splurged on the wall mount |
1.3750 |
0.04996 |
160 |
113 |
34 |
13 |
461 |
What happened to the zebra rug? |
1.3750 |
0.05074 |
160 |
114 |
32 |
14 |
462 |
Oh, c'mon, Veronica. It's only a sore throat. |
1.3750 |
0.04917 |
160 |
112 |
36 |
12 |
463 |
I sprung for the premier ark stateroom. |
1.3750 |
0.04917 |
160 |
112 |
36 |
12 |
464 |
Thanks for getting the elephant out of the room for me. |
1.3750 |
0.05301 |
160 |
117 |
26 |
17 |
465 |
If I hear Al Roger say, "Here's the weather in your neck of the woods, " one more time ... |
1.3750 |
0.05074 |
160 |
114 |
32 |
14 |
466 |
What do you say we go scare some second story apartment dwellers? |
1.3750 |
0.04586 |
160 |
108 |
44 |
8 |
467 |
You're watching that geographic smut again, aren't you? |
1.3750 |
0.04586 |
160 |
108 |
44 |
8 |
468 |
And I suppose there's nothing left on the tree to eat either. |
1.3750 |
0.05227 |
160 |
116 |
28 |
16 |
469 |
Let's replay the part where the leopard goes ass over heels. |
1.3750 |
0.04671 |
160 |
109 |
42 |
9 |
470 |
I thought the presidential suite would have higher ceilings and longer sofas. |
1.3750 |
0.05301 |
160 |
117 |
26 |
17 |
471 |
You're right. We should have splurged on the sectional. |
1.3750 |
0.04754 |
160 |
110 |
40 |
10 |
472 |
"If you will flip on Animal Planet, I'll get us a couple of cold long necks". |
1.3750 |
0.05301 |
160 |
117 |
26 |
17 |
473 |
Honestly, Janine, it's a jungle out there. |
1.3750 |
0.04836 |
160 |
111 |
38 |
11 |
474 |
Face it Gladys, if you've seen one wildebeest migration you've seen them all. |
1.3750 |
0.04671 |
160 |
109 |
42 |
9 |
475 |
With a little effort, you wouldn't need the remote |
1.3750 |
0.04917 |
160 |
112 |
36 |
12 |
476 |
Two million years of evolution so that you can change the station with your nose instead of using the remote? |
1.3750 |
0.04917 |
160 |
112 |
36 |
12 |
477 |
There are just no decent parts for giraffes anymore. |
1.3750 |
0.04754 |
160 |
110 |
40 |
10 |
478 |
Aren't you glad we're not the mascot for any of those bozos? |
1.3750 |
0.04834 |
152 |
104 |
39 |
9 |
479 |
Won it in a giraffle. |
1.3750 |
0.04996 |
160 |
113 |
34 |
13 |
480 |
Remind me to do something about that door. |
1.3750 |
0.05074 |
160 |
114 |
32 |
14 |
481 |
I did not. I called you a pain in the rear. |
1.3750 |
0.04996 |
160 |
113 |
34 |
13 |
482 |
Want to neck? |
1.3750 |
0.05448 |
160 |
119 |
22 |
19 |
483 |
Don't worry. I just scored passes for us on the Ark, if Trump wins. |
1.3727 |
0.04892 |
161 |
113 |
36 |
12 |
484 |
Please don't tell me that the remote is under the couch again. |
1.3727 |
0.04648 |
161 |
110 |
42 |
9 |
485 |
Seriously, Shirley. Giraffe's Gone Wild? |
1.3711 |
0.04932 |
159 |
112 |
35 |
12 |
486 |
You know, there was a time when all we would do on that couch was neck. |
1.3711 |
0.05245 |
159 |
116 |
27 |
16 |
487 |
Widescreen doesn't do a thing for me. |
1.3711 |
0.05091 |
159 |
114 |
31 |
14 |
488 |
We never talk. |
1.3711 |
0.05168 |
159 |
115 |
29 |
15 |
489 |
It was only after I bought the thing that I realized that the "high" in HD had nothing to do with height. |
1.3711 |
0.04851 |
159 |
111 |
37 |
11 |
490 |
Let me guess! You have another sore throat! |
1.3711 |
0.04684 |
159 |
109 |
41 |
9 |
491 |
I'm getting very tired of your 'Not tonight, I have a sore throat' routine! |
1.3711 |
0.05168 |
159 |
115 |
29 |
15 |
492 |
You know, it’s not the Serengeti, but it’s not bad. |
1.3711 |
0.04510 |
159 |
107 |
45 |
7 |
493 |
"Who needs a remote when you have a 12-foot neck! |
1.3711 |
0.05091 |
159 |
114 |
31 |
14 |
494 |
Widescreen just isn't us. |
1.3687 |
0.05064 |
160 |
115 |
31 |
14 |
495 |
'When they go low, we go high.' I like that. |
1.3671 |
0.04696 |
158 |
109 |
40 |
9 |
496 |
What d’ya mean, “It’s only a sore throat!†|
1.3671 |
0.05107 |
158 |
114 |
30 |
14 |
497 |
Face it - we're vertical viewers in a horizontal world. |
1.3671 |
0.05186 |
158 |
115 |
28 |
15 |
498 |
Out of Africa? |
1.3671 |
0.04865 |
158 |
111 |
36 |
11 |
499 |
OK, I've painted the ceilings, cleaned the gutters, and pruned the trees. Do you have something less stereo-typical left for me to do? |
1.3671 |
0.04781 |
158 |
110 |
38 |
10 |
500 |
They just got home. You'd better get off the couch. |
1.3671 |
0.04947 |
158 |
112 |
34 |
12 |
501 |
Mind if I turn the TV up? |
1.3671 |
0.05339 |
158 |
117 |
24 |
17 |
502 |
Not "Out of Africa" again? |
1.3671 |
0.05107 |
158 |
114 |
30 |
14 |
503 |
Those politicians only go after the low-hanging fruit. |
1.3671 |
0.05107 |
158 |
114 |
30 |
14 |
504 |
What did I say about no hooves on the couch? |
1.3671 |
0.04696 |
158 |
109 |
40 |
9 |
505 |
You know, if you watch TV all day your neck will stay that way. |
1.3671 |
0.04696 |
158 |
109 |
40 |
9 |
506 |
...and then this drone got all up in my face! |
1.3671 |
0.04865 |
158 |
111 |
36 |
11 |
507 |
Good news. The necklace I ordered for you will be ready in three years. |
1.3671 |
0.04947 |
158 |
112 |
34 |
12 |
508 |
I don't work all day so you can sit around and watch NeckFlix. |
1.3671 |
0.05339 |
158 |
117 |
24 |
17 |
509 |
Neckflix again? |
1.3671 |
0.05414 |
158 |
118 |
22 |
18 |
510 |
Feel like necking? |
1.3671 |
0.04947 |
158 |
112 |
34 |
12 |
511 |
Seriously? You really think you need the remote control? |
1.3671 |
0.04865 |
158 |
111 |
36 |
11 |
512 |
Your T V Dinner is on the roof. |
1.3654 |
0.05071 |
156 |
112 |
31 |
13 |
513 |
Be careful, watching too much TV will give you a stiff neck. |
1.3654 |
0.04820 |
156 |
109 |
37 |
10 |
514 |
The Human Channel is too violent for me |
1.3654 |
0.04820 |
156 |
109 |
37 |
10 |
515 |
I feel skittish. There's a lion sitting in a parked car across the street. |
1.3654 |
0.05071 |
156 |
112 |
31 |
13 |
516 |
I'm tired of watching people who think they're above us. |
1.3654 |
0.05152 |
156 |
113 |
29 |
14 |
517 |
Perhaps it's time for the elephant and donkey to step aside. |
1.3654 |
0.05071 |
156 |
112 |
31 |
13 |
518 |
I'd rather be hunted by that Trump kid than have to hear him give a speech. |
1.3654 |
0.05071 |
156 |
112 |
31 |
13 |
519 |
If we can't talk, how come we get captions. |
1.3654 |
0.05310 |
156 |
115 |
25 |
16 |
520 |
If you watch too much TV you'll stunt your growth |
1.3654 |
0.04820 |
156 |
109 |
37 |
10 |
521 |
I say we switch to portrait view. |
1.3654 |
0.05071 |
156 |
112 |
31 |
13 |
522 |
Are you seriously watching 'The Real Housewives of The Serengeti' again? |
1.3654 |
0.04989 |
156 |
111 |
33 |
12 |
523 |
Keep in mind that the camera automatically adds ten inches of neck. |
1.3654 |
0.04905 |
156 |
110 |
35 |
11 |
524 |
Why do they keep making such a fuss about HER? You didn't have any trouble shattering the glass ceiling! |
1.3654 |
0.04989 |
156 |
111 |
33 |
12 |
525 |
How are you liking your subscription to Neckflix? |
1.3654 |
0.04989 |
156 |
111 |
33 |
12 |
526 |
What is it about "Place monitor at eye level" that you don't get? |
1.3654 |
0.04463 |
156 |
105 |
45 |
6 |
527 |
Maybe we could rotate it 90 degrees. |
1.3654 |
0.04555 |
156 |
106 |
43 |
7 |
528 |
Feet on the couch again? I could just wring your neck! |
1.3654 |
0.05231 |
156 |
114 |
27 |
15 |
529 |
Don't fall asleep in front of the couch, again. You'll wake up with a stiff neck. |
1.3654 |
0.04733 |
156 |
108 |
39 |
9 |
530 |
You know watching Wild Kingdom before bed gives you bad dreams. |
1.3654 |
0.04733 |
156 |
108 |
39 |
9 |
531 |
I like that Donald Trump. He hasn't insulted Giraffes yet. |
1.3654 |
0.04645 |
156 |
107 |
41 |
8 |
532 |
Call me old-fashioned, but I say we just stay home and neck. |
1.3654 |
0.05152 |
156 |
113 |
29 |
14 |
533 |
...we always get our heads cut off-maybe if we got selfie stick... |
1.3654 |
0.05071 |
156 |
112 |
31 |
13 |
534 |
Quick! Put on the game, I hear it's neck and neck. |
1.3654 |
0.04820 |
156 |
109 |
37 |
10 |
535 |
I'm thinking wall mount and a lot higher! |
1.3654 |
0.04645 |
156 |
107 |
41 |
8 |
536 |
You don't find the plot a little hard to swallow? |
1.3654 |
0.04989 |
156 |
111 |
33 |
12 |
537 |
How many ties should I wear with my blue suit ? |
1.3654 |
0.05231 |
156 |
114 |
27 |
15 |
538 |
If you ask me these wildlife shows are all scripted. |
1.3654 |
0.04820 |
156 |
109 |
37 |
10 |
539 |
If he wins I'm moving back! |
1.3654 |
0.05231 |
156 |
114 |
27 |
15 |
540 |
Are you just grazing the channels? |
1.3654 |
0.05071 |
156 |
112 |
31 |
13 |
541 |
Still ruminating? |
1.3654 |
0.04989 |
156 |
111 |
33 |
12 |
542 |
Wide screen TV? What good is that? |
1.3654 |
0.04645 |
156 |
107 |
41 |
8 |
543 |
The Serengeti in HD sure beats the real thing. |
1.3654 |
0.04905 |
156 |
110 |
35 |
11 |
544 |
Animal Planet? Seriously? |
1.3654 |
0.04820 |
156 |
109 |
37 |
10 |
545 |
Really? 'Tiny Houses,' again? |
1.3654 |
0.05071 |
156 |
112 |
31 |
13 |
546 |
No dear, it's not entitled 'Giraffic Park'. |
1.3654 |
0.04733 |
156 |
108 |
39 |
9 |
547 |
You can reach the cobwebs too you know. Just sayin'. |
1.3654 |
0.04989 |
156 |
111 |
33 |
12 |
548 |
Watch all you want, but we're not getting a tiny house. |
1.3654 |
0.05387 |
156 |
116 |
23 |
17 |
549 |
I think I'll stick my neck out and guess you're sitting on the remote again! |
1.3630 |
0.04848 |
146 |
101 |
37 |
8 |
550 |
Gerald, the conventions don't actually showcase elephants and donkeys. |
1.3613 |
0.05087 |
155 |
112 |
30 |
13 |
551 |
I have to admit, I miss the Bronx. |
1.3613 |
0.05004 |
155 |
111 |
32 |
12 |
552 |
Anything good on neck-flix? |
1.3613 |
0.05087 |
155 |
112 |
30 |
13 |
553 |
I'm just saying, we haven't urinated on each other since your mother moved in. |
1.3613 |
0.05169 |
155 |
113 |
28 |
14 |
554 |
25 million years of evolution down the drain. |
1.3613 |
0.05087 |
155 |
112 |
30 |
13 |
555 |
I don't get it, we always date naked. |
1.3613 |
0.05483 |
155 |
117 |
20 |
18 |
556 |
Lets order Neckflix. |
1.3613 |
0.05249 |
155 |
114 |
26 |
15 |
557 |
I've seen this one; the lions eat the wildebeest. |
1.3595 |
0.04873 |
153 |
108 |
35 |
10 |
558 |
Scooch over. I'm in a mood for some serious necking. |
1.3595 |
0.05131 |
153 |
111 |
29 |
13 |
559 |
Honey, the leaves won't graze themselves. |
1.3595 |
0.05131 |
153 |
111 |
29 |
13 |
560 |
Have you seen my socks? |
1.3595 |
0.04311 |
153 |
102 |
47 |
4 |
561 |
I'm going back to the zoo. I'd rather be a caged animal than a couched potato. |
1.3595 |
0.04784 |
153 |
107 |
37 |
9 |
562 |
Sometimes you can be such a pain in the neck. |
1.3595 |
0.04693 |
153 |
106 |
39 |
8 |
563 |
THIS TIME OF YEAR, IT'S ALL ELEPHANTS AND JACK ASSES! |
1.3595 |
0.05214 |
153 |
112 |
27 |
14 |
564 |
Trump banned us yet? |
1.3595 |
0.04961 |
153 |
109 |
33 |
11 |
565 |
Did she eat the final rose? |
1.3595 |
0.05047 |
153 |
110 |
31 |
12 |
566 |
The sloths in 6B asked if you could turn down the volume. |
1.3595 |
0.04784 |
153 |
107 |
37 |
9 |
567 |
The Libertarians just asked me to be their logo. |
1.3595 |
0.05131 |
153 |
111 |
29 |
13 |
568 |
Really? A horizontal screen? |
1.3595 |
0.05047 |
153 |
110 |
31 |
12 |
569 |
Something's wrong with the color. Humans don't come in orange, do they? |
1.3585 |
0.04745 |
159 |
112 |
37 |
10 |
570 |
Did you at least try to reach the higher leaves today? |
1.3571 |
0.05103 |
154 |
112 |
29 |
13 |
571 |
National Geographic is doing a special on humans |
1.3553 |
0.04975 |
152 |
109 |
32 |
11 |
572 |
We've got to do something about the shower heads in this place. |
1.3553 |
0.04612 |
152 |
105 |
40 |
7 |
573 |
No, vampire movies make me uncomfortable. |
1.3553 |
0.05062 |
152 |
110 |
30 |
12 |
574 |
You are right. Let's turn it the other way! |
1.3553 |
0.04887 |
152 |
108 |
34 |
10 |
575 |
Don't believe everything you see on the National Geographic Channel. |
1.3553 |
0.05148 |
152 |
111 |
28 |
13 |
576 |
What do you mean I never stick my neck out for you? |
1.3553 |
0.04887 |
152 |
108 |
34 |
10 |
577 |
We never neck anymore. |
1.3553 |
0.05148 |
152 |
111 |
28 |
13 |
578 |
You're watching "Out of Africa" again? |
1.3553 |
0.04612 |
152 |
105 |
40 |
7 |
579 |
Could we please watch something other than basketball? |
1.3553 |
0.05314 |
152 |
113 |
24 |
15 |
580 |
'Should we turn it off and neck?' |
1.3553 |
0.04975 |
152 |
109 |
32 |
11 |
581 |
Thank God we aren't a political symbol. |
1.3553 |
0.05062 |
152 |
110 |
30 |
12 |
582 |
I told you we should've gone with wall mounted. |
1.3553 |
0.04797 |
152 |
107 |
36 |
9 |
583 |
I'd offer a neck rub, but it took three hours last time. |
1.3553 |
0.04887 |
152 |
108 |
34 |
10 |
584 |
I'm so glad we bought prewar. I love the high ceilings. |
1.3553 |
0.04797 |
152 |
107 |
36 |
9 |
585 |
I'll join you on the couch, but no necking. |
1.3553 |
0.05062 |
152 |
110 |
30 |
12 |
586 |
The kids are all out, wanna neck? |
1.3553 |
0.05231 |
152 |
112 |
26 |
14 |
587 |
Horizontal, horizontal, horizontal! Why are they all horizontal? |
1.3553 |
0.05148 |
152 |
111 |
28 |
13 |
588 |
I'm tired of standing like this. Why can't we get cable like everyone else? |
1.3529 |
0.05284 |
153 |
114 |
24 |
15 |
589 |
Before you buy a ceiling fan, measure the clearance. |
1.3529 |
0.04861 |
153 |
109 |
34 |
10 |
590 |
It's a jungle out there, Marge. |
1.3529 |
0.05034 |
153 |
111 |
30 |
12 |
591 |
$100 a month and all you watch is Animal Planet. |
1.3510 |
0.04810 |
151 |
107 |
35 |
9 |
592 |
Some Witness Protection Program, Marge... This is the last time I stick my neck out for anyone. |
1.3510 |
0.04990 |
151 |
109 |
31 |
11 |
593 |
What is this obsession with basketball? |
1.3510 |
0.04717 |
151 |
106 |
37 |
8 |
594 |
We should have gone for the tall screen instead... |
1.3510 |
0.04990 |
151 |
109 |
31 |
11 |
595 |
We are not Party animals. |
1.3510 |
0.05249 |
151 |
112 |
25 |
14 |
596 |
No, I'm not high. |
1.3510 |
0.05575 |
151 |
116 |
17 |
18 |
597 |
Haven't you had enough of those "Real Housewives of the Serengeti"? |
1.3510 |
0.04990 |
151 |
109 |
31 |
11 |
598 |
I've told you that I don't like watching these specials about lions before bedtime.... |
1.3510 |
0.04622 |
151 |
105 |
39 |
7 |
599 |
We should have ordered the ceiling mount. |
1.3510 |
0.04810 |
151 |
107 |
35 |
9 |
600 |
That's my Spot. You're in my Spot. |
1.3510 |
0.05249 |
151 |
112 |
25 |
14 |
601 |
'Zoolander'? It's not what you think. |
1.3490 |
0.04755 |
149 |
105 |
36 |
8 |
602 |
I tell you babe, it's a zoo out there. |
1.3490 |
0.04560 |
149 |
103 |
40 |
6 |
603 |
Wow, let's vote Trump, if he makes President we'll qualify for deportation to Africa. |
1.3490 |
0.05122 |
149 |
109 |
28 |
12 |
604 |
would it be too much trouble for a man to have some hay in the trough when he gets home after a long day? |
1.3490 |
0.04942 |
149 |
107 |
32 |
10 |
605 |
Why did you turn it sideways? |
1.3490 |
0.05033 |
149 |
108 |
30 |
11 |
606 |
Apparently you ordered the wide screen instead of the tall screen. |
1.3490 |
0.05296 |
149 |
111 |
24 |
14 |
607 |
No worries, we'll be able to see over the wall. |
1.3490 |
0.05296 |
149 |
111 |
24 |
14 |
608 |
When are they going to make Tall screen TV? |
1.3490 |
0.04942 |
149 |
107 |
32 |
10 |
609 |
Don't be like that. I was hungry. The shade in the back yard will eventually grow back. |
1.3490 |
0.04459 |
149 |
102 |
42 |
5 |
610 |
Maude, if you tilt your head a bit to the left, I'm sure the reception will improve. |
1.3490 |
0.05122 |
149 |
109 |
28 |
12 |
611 |
And you wonder why you have a stiff neck. |
1.3490 |
0.04658 |
149 |
104 |
38 |
7 |
612 |
It's citizens like us who are putting a crack in the glass ceiling. |
1.3490 |
0.04942 |
149 |
107 |
32 |
10 |
613 |
Yes, you're comfortable, but I'm going outside and watch the one upstairs. |
1.3490 |
0.05210 |
149 |
110 |
26 |
13 |
614 |
Let's turn off the TV and neck a little. |
1.3490 |
0.04755 |
149 |
105 |
36 |
8 |
615 |
"I couldn't get it in Vertical Format". |
1.3490 |
0.04942 |
149 |
107 |
32 |
10 |
616 |
There's nothing on tonight. Shall we neck? |
1.3490 |
0.05210 |
149 |
110 |
26 |
13 |
617 |
How's that a Love Seat if there's no room to neck?! |
1.3490 |
0.05122 |
149 |
109 |
28 |
12 |
618 |
We should've ordered the tallscreen TV. |
1.3490 |
0.04849 |
149 |
106 |
34 |
9 |
619 |
I don't feel like either campaign has reached out for the giraffe vote. |
1.3490 |
0.05296 |
149 |
111 |
24 |
14 |
620 |
Why is it always wide screen and never tall screen? |
1.3490 |
0.05122 |
149 |
109 |
28 |
12 |
621 |
Don't worry, Honey. One day they'll come up with a long screen television. |
1.3490 |
0.04755 |
149 |
105 |
36 |
8 |
622 |
Wide-screen... I just don't see the appeal. |
1.3490 |
0.04356 |
149 |
101 |
44 |
4 |
623 |
Perhaps if we turned it the other way... |
1.3490 |
0.05296 |
149 |
111 |
24 |
14 |
624 |
So, did you get that pill down yet? |
1.3490 |
0.04849 |
149 |
106 |
34 |
9 |
625 |
The convertible seems more practical, don't you think? |
1.3490 |
0.04560 |
149 |
103 |
40 |
6 |
626 |
You're right, wide-screen doesn't do anything for me either. |
1.3490 |
0.05122 |
149 |
109 |
28 |
12 |
627 |
You can't spend your summer vacation on the couch. Now get outside where the lions can chase you. |
1.3490 |
0.04755 |
149 |
105 |
36 |
8 |
628 |
You're watching the Lion King? |
1.3490 |
0.05122 |
149 |
109 |
28 |
12 |
629 |
Break time is over. Back to entertain the zoo visitors. |
1.3490 |
0.04942 |
149 |
107 |
32 |
10 |
630 |
We should have bought a long-screen TV. |
1.3490 |
0.05033 |
149 |
108 |
30 |
11 |
631 |
I'm surprised Dracula movies don't scare you more. |
1.3490 |
0.05296 |
149 |
111 |
24 |
14 |
632 |
I think we would make an excellent 3rd party symbol. |
1.3467 |
0.04914 |
150 |
108 |
32 |
10 |
633 |
How about a little necking while the ads are on. |
1.3446 |
0.05138 |
148 |
109 |
27 |
12 |
634 |
Real Housewives of the Serengeti? |
1.3446 |
0.04766 |
148 |
105 |
35 |
8 |
635 |
What time is "Giraffic Park" on ? |
1.3446 |
0.04862 |
148 |
106 |
33 |
9 |
636 |
It's great that you don't need a remote |
1.3446 |
0.04862 |
148 |
106 |
33 |
9 |
637 |
If you're going to get upset about every little thing people say when we walk into a bar, we're never going to have a fun night out. |
1.3446 |
0.05047 |
148 |
108 |
29 |
11 |
638 |
I thought I told you to mow the lawn and eat all the leaves from the tree-tops out back. |
1.3446 |
0.05226 |
148 |
110 |
25 |
13 |
639 |
Yes, you're tall enough, but how's your dribbling? |
1.3446 |
0.04669 |
148 |
104 |
37 |
7 |
640 |
Don't complain, Noah's got the Zebras in steerage... |
1.3446 |
0.05314 |
148 |
111 |
23 |
14 |
641 |
I said buy a high screen, not a wide screen! |
1.3446 |
0.04862 |
148 |
106 |
33 |
9 |
642 |
Go outside and roam. |
1.3446 |
0.05047 |
148 |
108 |
29 |
11 |
643 |
I don't care if we live in Detroit, I find your enthusiasm for the Lions distasteful... |
1.3446 |
0.04862 |
148 |
106 |
33 |
9 |
644 |
Your mother is on the phone, and she says that the lions are stalking her again. |
1.3446 |
0.05047 |
148 |
108 |
29 |
11 |
645 |
Lion porn, again? |
1.3446 |
0.05314 |
148 |
111 |
23 |
14 |
646 |
Do you want to tell me why my fern is bare? |
1.3446 |
0.04955 |
148 |
107 |
31 |
10 |
647 |
The wall's going to be how high? |
1.3446 |
0.05314 |
148 |
111 |
23 |
14 |
648 |
Cleaning the gutters was easy, but I still can't figure out how to drag the trash cans to the curb. |
1.3446 |
0.04955 |
148 |
107 |
31 |
10 |
649 |
Please don't tell me the Republicans are talking about lowering ceilings again. |
1.3446 |
0.05047 |
148 |
108 |
29 |
11 |
650 |
Are you sure witness protection insists on costumes? |
1.3446 |
0.05226 |
148 |
110 |
25 |
13 |
651 |
Binging on Neckflix again? |
1.3446 |
0.05399 |
148 |
112 |
21 |
15 |
652 |
To be honest, I prefer the old zoo |
1.3446 |
0.04955 |
148 |
107 |
31 |
10 |
653 |
I'd like to redo the sofa in zebra. |
1.3446 |
0.04862 |
148 |
106 |
33 |
9 |
654 |
Your obsession with Shark Week makes no sense. |
1.3446 |
0.04766 |
148 |
105 |
35 |
8 |
655 |
I know they're cute, but this tiny house craze is not for us. |
1.3427 |
0.04770 |
143 |
101 |
35 |
7 |
656 |
Leaves. What are you the mood for? |
1.3423 |
0.04740 |
149 |
106 |
35 |
8 |
657 |
Come on. Let's go to the zoo and see grandma before it closes. |
1.3423 |
0.04444 |
149 |
103 |
41 |
5 |
658 |
What a day, my neck is killing me. |
1.3423 |
0.04643 |
149 |
105 |
37 |
7 |
659 |
We're out of Ricola. |
1.3401 |
0.04778 |
147 |
105 |
34 |
8 |
660 |
They call that a love seat...? |
1.3401 |
0.05153 |
147 |
109 |
26 |
12 |
661 |
I don't care how many predators are out there. You need fresh air. |
1.3401 |
0.04679 |
147 |
104 |
36 |
7 |
662 |
I'm going to pour myself a tall, stiff drink. |
1.3401 |
0.04778 |
147 |
105 |
34 |
8 |
663 |
If the idiot installed it sideways, he should come back and do it right! |
1.3401 |
0.05062 |
147 |
108 |
28 |
11 |
664 |
Don't believe him. Nobody will lower anything. |
1.3401 |
0.04969 |
147 |
107 |
30 |
10 |
665 |
Man ... It's a ZOO out there! |
1.3401 |
0.04969 |
147 |
107 |
30 |
10 |
666 |
Get up. It's mating season. |
1.3401 |
0.04778 |
147 |
105 |
34 |
8 |
667 |
Not tonight? Is it that sore throat again? |
1.3401 |
0.05062 |
147 |
108 |
28 |
11 |
668 |
The Airbnb review was right, these ceilings are high. |
1.3401 |
0.04679 |
147 |
104 |
36 |
7 |
669 |
Any idea how the remote control got on top of the trees? |
1.3401 |
0.05153 |
147 |
109 |
26 |
12 |
670 |
In my day there was no television - just monkeys and lions. |
1.3401 |
0.05153 |
147 |
109 |
26 |
12 |
671 |
Wanna just sit on the sofa and neck? |
1.3401 |
0.05153 |
147 |
109 |
26 |
12 |
672 |
Let's eat out tonight. I hear there is a good, new acacia tree in Central Park. |
1.3401 |
0.04679 |
147 |
104 |
36 |
7 |
673 |
I would have preferred the tall screen. |
1.3401 |
0.04874 |
147 |
106 |
32 |
9 |
674 |
Honey, why is the TV sideways? |
1.3401 |
0.04874 |
147 |
106 |
32 |
9 |
675 |
It's our epoch sequel, 'Giraffic Park'. |
1.3401 |
0.05153 |
147 |
109 |
26 |
12 |
676 |
You do know it's not really about an elephant and a donkey. |
1.3401 |
0.05243 |
147 |
110 |
24 |
13 |
677 |
C'mon, we need to get to the zoo before the kids start arriving. |
1.3401 |
0.05243 |
147 |
110 |
24 |
13 |
678 |
With the new wide screen we can finally watch giraffe porn |
1.3401 |
0.05153 |
147 |
109 |
26 |
12 |
679 |
I don't care what you think. It's ALL low-hanging fruit. |
1.3401 |
0.05153 |
147 |
109 |
26 |
12 |
680 |
Let's go out tonight for a movie and rile up the couple seated behind us. |
1.3401 |
0.04778 |
147 |
105 |
34 |
8 |
681 |
Ever since you lost that Toys R Us gig, all you ever do is sit around and watch TV. |
1.3401 |
0.04874 |
147 |
106 |
32 |
9 |
682 |
You wanna' turn that thing off and neck? |
1.3401 |
0.05331 |
147 |
111 |
22 |
14 |
683 |
You're staying home for a little sore throat? |
1.3401 |
0.04874 |
147 |
106 |
32 |
9 |
684 |
Darwin'so got to be rolling over in his grave. |
1.3401 |
0.04679 |
147 |
104 |
36 |
7 |
685 |
Go tell those lions upstairs to turn down their music. |
1.3401 |
0.05243 |
147 |
110 |
24 |
13 |
686 |
'You left the seat up again' |
1.3401 |
0.05153 |
147 |
109 |
26 |
12 |
687 |
I'm going to go out and stretch my neck. |
1.3401 |
0.04476 |
147 |
102 |
40 |
5 |
688 |
Are you sitting down? |
1.3401 |
0.04679 |
147 |
104 |
36 |
7 |
689 |
To celebrate our new home, whaddya say we raise the roof? |
1.3379 |
0.04716 |
145 |
103 |
35 |
7 |
690 |
I still miss Marlin Perkins. |
1.3379 |
0.04915 |
145 |
105 |
31 |
9 |
691 |
These new, humane zoos are great, but I wish there were more cable options. |
1.3379 |
0.04817 |
145 |
104 |
33 |
8 |
692 |
Can we discuss the elephant in the room? |
1.3379 |
0.05012 |
145 |
106 |
29 |
10 |
693 |
Yep, they say the election is neck and neck. |
1.3379 |
0.05199 |
145 |
108 |
25 |
12 |
694 |
How did you spend your day — on sofari? |
1.3379 |
0.04817 |
145 |
104 |
33 |
8 |
695 |
Whatever happened to answering the door wrapped in Saran Wrap with a martini in your hand? |
1.3379 |
0.05012 |
145 |
106 |
29 |
10 |
696 |
Scoot over, the pole vaulters are next. |
1.3379 |
0.04817 |
145 |
104 |
33 |
8 |
697 |
Are you the same person who said she couldn't live on a preserve? |
1.3379 |
0.04716 |
145 |
103 |
35 |
7 |
698 |
Even with our legendary peristalsis I'm having trouble trying to swallow either of these presidential candidates. |
1.3379 |
0.05290 |
145 |
109 |
23 |
13 |
699 |
Spoiler Alert: "The wildebeest gets away". |
1.3379 |
0.04817 |
145 |
104 |
33 |
8 |
700 |
This is ridiculous! Why can't we get a wall mount? |
1.3379 |
0.05290 |
145 |
109 |
23 |
13 |
701 |
Wanna get high? |
1.3379 |
0.05106 |
145 |
107 |
27 |
11 |
702 |
All they had were wide screens. |
1.3379 |
0.05106 |
145 |
107 |
27 |
11 |
703 |
Let's try turning it the other way. |
1.3379 |
0.05106 |
145 |
107 |
27 |
11 |
704 |
It's pointless. I told you we need a tall screen not a wide screen. |
1.3379 |
0.05106 |
145 |
107 |
27 |
11 |
705 |
Brings the Serengeti right into the living room doesn't it? |
1.3379 |
0.04716 |
145 |
103 |
35 |
7 |
706 |
Could you grab me a long neck? |
1.3379 |
0.05012 |
145 |
106 |
29 |
10 |
707 |
I need him for president like I need a sore throat. |
1.3356 |
0.04789 |
146 |
105 |
33 |
8 |
708 |
We were lucky to find a pre-war apartment with high ceilings. |
1.3356 |
0.04982 |
146 |
107 |
29 |
10 |
709 |
Accept it. We're living in a vertically challenged culture. |
1.3356 |
0.04588 |
146 |
103 |
37 |
6 |
710 |
Be glad you stayed home sick. Work was a real zoo today. |
1.3333 |
0.04516 |
144 |
101 |
38 |
5 |
711 |
You'll see, it's our turn now. People are really sick to death of elephants and donkeys. |
1.3333 |
0.04828 |
144 |
104 |
32 |
8 |
712 |
Get that dreamy look off your face, Olivia. He's only got 95 spots! You want your kids to look like Holsteins?! |
1.3333 |
0.05307 |
144 |
109 |
22 |
13 |
713 |
I've never seen you this low |
1.3333 |
0.04828 |
144 |
104 |
32 |
8 |
714 |
Suddenly, being an African American seems less sexy somehow. |
1.3333 |
0.05121 |
144 |
107 |
26 |
11 |
715 |
How does the predator forecast look? |
1.3333 |
0.04928 |
144 |
105 |
30 |
9 |
716 |
Looks like the game is neck and neck. |
1.3333 |
0.04828 |
144 |
104 |
32 |
8 |
717 |
If you're going to watch Animal Planet all day, we might as well go home. |
1.3333 |
0.05215 |
144 |
108 |
24 |
12 |
718 |
Some ignoramus called me a Zebra again. |
1.3333 |
0.05025 |
144 |
106 |
28 |
10 |
719 |
Doesn't he remind you of the hyena we outran in 2011? |
1.3333 |
0.05025 |
144 |
106 |
28 |
10 |
720 |
Can I get you fifteen pillows? |
1.3333 |
0.05025 |
144 |
106 |
28 |
10 |
721 |
Walking Tall ? |
1.3333 |
0.05307 |
144 |
109 |
22 |
13 |
722 |
The cheetah did it. |
1.3333 |
0.05121 |
144 |
107 |
26 |
11 |
723 |
It's a jungle out there. But it's not as bad as Trump says. |
1.3333 |
0.05025 |
144 |
106 |
28 |
10 |
724 |
Has he said high the wall is going to be yet? |
1.3333 |
0.05487 |
144 |
111 |
18 |
15 |
725 |
We could run this convention so much better than the elephants. |
1.3333 |
0.04623 |
144 |
102 |
36 |
6 |
726 |
Honey, Noah says we really have to get going before it starts flooding. |
1.3333 |
0.05215 |
144 |
108 |
24 |
12 |
727 |
I still say it's turned the wrong way. |
1.3333 |
0.04928 |
144 |
105 |
30 |
9 |
728 |
Do you want to neck? |
1.3333 |
0.05307 |
144 |
109 |
22 |
13 |
729 |
How about a couple of longnecks? |
1.3333 |
0.05215 |
144 |
108 |
24 |
12 |
730 |
If you turn it on it's side the kids heads don't get cut off. |
1.3333 |
0.05025 |
144 |
106 |
28 |
10 |
731 |
I told the zookeeper he gets his house back when we get more acacia leaves. |
1.3333 |
0.04928 |
144 |
105 |
30 |
9 |
732 |
This new curved screen is supposed to minimize neck strain. |
1.3333 |
0.05025 |
144 |
106 |
28 |
10 |
733 |
I told you we should have mounted it on the wall! |
1.3333 |
0.05307 |
144 |
109 |
22 |
13 |
734 |
Move over, I wanna neck. |
1.3333 |
0.05025 |
144 |
106 |
28 |
10 |
735 |
Try looking at it sideways. |
1.3333 |
0.05025 |
144 |
106 |
28 |
10 |
736 |
Kids are down. Up for some heavy necking? |
1.3333 |
0.05025 |
144 |
106 |
28 |
10 |
737 |
Don't you cringe when you hear that Hillary and Donald are neck and neck? |
1.3333 |
0.05025 |
144 |
106 |
28 |
10 |
738 |
There's nothing on, wanna neck? |
1.3333 |
0.05121 |
144 |
107 |
26 |
11 |
739 |
I'm just sayin', Trump sure has a tiny neck. |
1.3333 |
0.04828 |
144 |
104 |
32 |
8 |
740 |
Now I suppose he's going to ban all mammalians coming out of Africa. |
1.3333 |
0.05025 |
144 |
106 |
28 |
10 |
741 |
You know their neck lines are Photoshopped right? |
1.3333 |
0.05121 |
144 |
107 |
26 |
11 |
742 |
"Your mother specifically stated, 'No Necking'". |
1.3333 |
0.05025 |
144 |
106 |
28 |
10 |
743 |
Management called me in today. They feel I'm always looking down on others. |
1.3333 |
0.05025 |
144 |
106 |
28 |
10 |
744 |
Sorry I'm late , there was a giraffic jam. |
1.3333 |
0.05025 |
144 |
106 |
28 |
10 |
745 |
They may be asses, but they sure can produce a political convention. |
1.3333 |
0.04726 |
144 |
103 |
34 |
7 |
746 |
I know. Let's watch Neckflix. |
1.3333 |
0.05307 |
144 |
109 |
22 |
13 |
747 |
Well, the kids are at camp. Wanna neck? |
1.3333 |
0.05215 |
144 |
108 |
24 |
12 |
748 |
I just find his views difficult to swallow. |
1.3333 |
0.04726 |
144 |
103 |
34 |
7 |
749 |
Sorry I'm late. Got caught rubbernecking on the freeway. |
1.3333 |
0.04828 |
144 |
104 |
32 |
8 |
750 |
I know you're not supposed to be on your feet too much, but the entire 14 months?! |
1.3333 |
0.04726 |
144 |
103 |
34 |
7 |
751 |
CSI: Savannah is my favorite too. |
1.3333 |
0.04516 |
144 |
101 |
38 |
5 |
752 |
I'm pretty sure you've got that sideways. |
1.3333 |
0.04762 |
147 |
106 |
33 |
8 |
753 |
Again and again I told you...get tall screen TV not wide screen TV. |
1.3310 |
0.05166 |
142 |
106 |
25 |
11 |
754 |
Lion King again? |
1.3310 |
0.04764 |
142 |
102 |
33 |
7 |
755 |
Do you want to get high? |
1.3310 |
0.04969 |
142 |
104 |
29 |
9 |
756 |
HiDef doesn't refer to height, dear |
1.3310 |
0.04969 |
142 |
104 |
29 |
9 |
757 |
I wonder how our housing exchange partners are doing in the Savannahs. |
1.3310 |
0.05166 |
142 |
106 |
25 |
11 |
758 |
I told you we should have gone with cathedral ceilings. |
1.3310 |
0.04550 |
142 |
100 |
37 |
5 |
759 |
I really prefer the portrait orientation. |
1.3310 |
0.04969 |
142 |
104 |
29 |
9 |
760 |
Turning it on its end won't help. |
1.3310 |
0.04868 |
142 |
103 |
31 |
8 |
761 |
Election coverage again, honey? I've had enough of this baboon. |
1.3310 |
0.05262 |
142 |
107 |
23 |
12 |
762 |
Neutral furniture is perfect for our pattern! |
1.3310 |
0.04868 |
142 |
103 |
31 |
8 |
763 |
Yes, I'm suggesting a wall mount. |
1.3310 |
0.04868 |
142 |
103 |
31 |
8 |
764 |
Let's grab a couple of longnecks and watch the game. |
1.3310 |
0.05262 |
142 |
107 |
23 |
12 |
765 |
Well, he hasn't said anything about Africans . . . yet. |
1.3310 |
0.04868 |
142 |
103 |
31 |
8 |
766 |
Really, you can't reach? |
1.3310 |
0.05262 |
142 |
107 |
23 |
12 |
767 |
Did you pick up that six pack of long necks? |
1.3310 |
0.05069 |
142 |
105 |
27 |
10 |
768 |
They were all out of tall-screen TVs. |
1.3310 |
0.04868 |
142 |
103 |
31 |
8 |
769 |
I feel like this part of the jungle is becoming too gentrified. |
1.3310 |
0.04764 |
142 |
102 |
33 |
7 |
770 |
I've told you before, there's only one thing I hate as much as ceiling fans and that's small TV's. |
1.3310 |
0.04764 |
142 |
102 |
33 |
7 |
771 |
The Lion King, again? |
1.3310 |
0.04969 |
142 |
104 |
29 |
9 |
772 |
It's so annoying when they keep cutting off the heads of the main character. |
1.3310 |
0.04764 |
142 |
102 |
33 |
7 |
773 |
Must we have this conversation every time you watch QVC? Turtle necks do you no favors. |
1.3310 |
0.05449 |
142 |
109 |
19 |
14 |
774 |
I miss Marlin Perkins too dear but we really have to move on. |
1.3310 |
0.04868 |
142 |
103 |
31 |
8 |
775 |
Another kite in a tree 'emergency'.... |
1.3310 |
0.04764 |
142 |
102 |
33 |
7 |
776 |
"I've been searching high and low for the clicker". |
1.3287 |
0.04631 |
143 |
102 |
35 |
6 |
777 |
I prefer watching in the Portrait mode. |
1.3287 |
0.04940 |
143 |
105 |
29 |
9 |
778 |
Watching 'Neckflix' ? |
1.3287 |
0.04736 |
143 |
103 |
33 |
7 |
779 |
Don't complain about your sore neck. I told you we needed the wall mount. |
1.3287 |
0.05039 |
143 |
106 |
27 |
10 |
780 |
You'll only get spotty coverage on that channel, you know. |
1.3287 |
0.05039 |
143 |
106 |
27 |
10 |
781 |
Noah's outside waiting in the Ark when you're ready. |
1.3287 |
0.04736 |
143 |
103 |
33 |
7 |
782 |
I still like it better in portrait mode. |
1.3287 |
0.05135 |
143 |
107 |
25 |
11 |
783 |
I'll start watching the conventions when I start seeing some giraffes on that stage. |
1.3287 |
0.05230 |
143 |
108 |
23 |
12 |
784 |
You've watched this a dozen times. The lion always catches the giraffe! |
1.3287 |
0.04839 |
143 |
104 |
31 |
8 |
785 |
Get giraffe off the sofa! |
1.3287 |
0.05594 |
143 |
112 |
15 |
16 |
786 |
Why do you have the TV on its side? |
1.3287 |
0.04940 |
143 |
105 |
29 |
9 |
787 |
I told you we should have opted for the wall mount. |
1.3262 |
0.05181 |
141 |
106 |
24 |
11 |
788 |
Unfortunately, 'Orange Is The New Black' has nothing to do with Giraffes. |
1.3262 |
0.04879 |
141 |
103 |
30 |
8 |
789 |
Our neighbor complains we have a tendency to look down on him. |
1.3262 |
0.04982 |
141 |
104 |
28 |
9 |
790 |
You've sunk to new heights. |
1.3262 |
0.04667 |
141 |
101 |
34 |
6 |
791 |
Are you going to vote for the elephant or the donkey? |
1.3262 |
0.05083 |
141 |
105 |
26 |
10 |
792 |
Animal Planet? Dear Lord. This is supposed to be a vacation! |
1.3262 |
0.04879 |
141 |
103 |
30 |
8 |
793 |
You know that couch isn't good for your neck, right? |
1.3262 |
0.04774 |
141 |
102 |
32 |
7 |
794 |
I just can't watch the news any more. Its a jungle out there. |
1.3262 |
0.05083 |
141 |
105 |
26 |
10 |
795 |
Don't tell me you're watching 'Out of Africa' again. |
1.3262 |
0.04557 |
141 |
100 |
36 |
5 |
796 |
Scooch over, it's time for Real Housewives of the Serengeti. |
1.3262 |
0.04667 |
141 |
101 |
34 |
6 |
797 |
We probably should have hung it on the wall. |
1.3262 |
0.05278 |
141 |
107 |
22 |
12 |
798 |
Next place, I vote for vaulted ceilings. |
1.3262 |
0.04667 |
141 |
101 |
34 |
6 |
799 |
I'm addicted to Judge Judy, even though I know a kangaroo court when I see one. |
1.3262 |
0.04982 |
141 |
104 |
28 |
9 |
800 |
I doubt the shopping channel has anything in your size. |
1.3262 |
0.04667 |
141 |
101 |
34 |
6 |
801 |
I don't care what we watch, as long as there are no elephants and donkeys. |
1.3262 |
0.05278 |
141 |
107 |
22 |
12 |
802 |
Just because they're acting like a bunch of wild animals, doesn't mean we have to. |
1.3262 |
0.05083 |
141 |
105 |
26 |
10 |
803 |
They swap homes with us and then have the nerve to complain about the lions. |
1.3262 |
0.05278 |
141 |
107 |
22 |
12 |
804 |
Housewives of the Kalahari Desert, again |
1.3262 |
0.04774 |
141 |
102 |
32 |
7 |
805 |
"This convention coverage is tough to swallow". |
1.3262 |
0.05373 |
141 |
108 |
20 |
13 |
806 |
Are you high? |
1.3214 |
0.05294 |
140 |
107 |
21 |
12 |
807 |
You do understand that The Real Wives of the Serengti is scripted, right? |
1.3214 |
0.04890 |
140 |
103 |
29 |
8 |
808 |
Your selfies would look much better in portrait mode. |
1.3214 |
0.05294 |
140 |
107 |
21 |
12 |
809 |
I said high screen,not wide screen. |
1.3214 |
0.05096 |
140 |
105 |
25 |
10 |
810 |
No. There's no such thing as a tall-screen TV. |
1.3214 |
0.05096 |
140 |
105 |
25 |
10 |
811 |
You know those aren't their real necks, they're surgically enhanced |
1.3214 |
0.04675 |
140 |
101 |
33 |
6 |
812 |
I think it was better in portrait mode |
1.3214 |
0.04994 |
140 |
104 |
27 |
9 |
813 |
I can't get enough of these Toys R Us commercials. |
1.3214 |
0.05294 |
140 |
107 |
21 |
12 |
814 |
How can elephants and donkeys even watch this stuff? |
1.3214 |
0.05096 |
140 |
105 |
25 |
10 |
815 |
You'd think vertical screen TV's would be a thing by now. |
1.3214 |
0.04450 |
140 |
99 |
37 |
4 |
816 |
We should have bought the wall mount. |
1.3214 |
0.04994 |
140 |
104 |
27 |
9 |
817 |
Giraffic Park again? |
1.3214 |
0.04784 |
140 |
102 |
31 |
7 |
818 |
I know, I know, your chiropractor recommends a wall-mounted television. |
1.3214 |
0.04784 |
140 |
102 |
31 |
7 |
819 |
I know it's a stretch, but do you want to neck? |
1.3214 |
0.04994 |
140 |
104 |
27 |
9 |
820 |
I have told you the Discovery Channel, is just a conspiracy to keep us afraid. |
1.3214 |
0.04994 |
140 |
104 |
27 |
9 |
821 |
Next time we migrate, can we not use Airbnb? |
1.3214 |
0.04784 |
140 |
102 |
31 |
7 |
822 |
We should've ordered Higher-def. |
1.3214 |
0.05096 |
140 |
105 |
25 |
10 |
823 |
I can't believe I'm saying this, but now I actually feel bad for the elephants. |
1.3214 |
0.04994 |
140 |
104 |
27 |
9 |
824 |
Well, aren't you glad now they chose the donkey and the elephant? |
1.3214 |
0.04675 |
140 |
101 |
33 |
6 |
825 |
Let's rotate the screen and watch Animal Planet, our people are on. |
1.3214 |
0.05096 |
140 |
105 |
25 |
10 |
826 |
Tarzan again? |
1.3214 |
0.05096 |
140 |
105 |
25 |
10 |
827 |
I am trying to learn something about Africa in case Trump becomes the next president |
1.3214 |
0.05096 |
140 |
105 |
25 |
10 |
828 |
How about a high ball before dinner? |
1.3214 |
0.05096 |
140 |
105 |
25 |
10 |
829 |
I told you, the news only covers elephants and donkeys. |
1.3214 |
0.04675 |
140 |
101 |
33 |
6 |
830 |
Sit up straight and stretch out your neck! You will thank me when you're an adult. |
1.3214 |
0.04994 |
140 |
104 |
27 |
9 |
831 |
I just don't see how Donald Trump could make tree leaves lower. |
1.3214 |
0.05390 |
140 |
108 |
19 |
13 |
832 |
All the chiroparactor's work won't help if you can't remember to sit straight. |
1.3214 |
0.05096 |
140 |
105 |
25 |
10 |
833 |
There was more to watch at the zoo! |
1.3214 |
0.04564 |
140 |
100 |
35 |
5 |
834 |
Enough with the 'Born Free. |
1.3214 |
0.04890 |
140 |
103 |
29 |
8 |
835 |
Do you think we should have gotten the vertical screen? |
1.3214 |
0.05196 |
140 |
106 |
23 |
11 |
836 |
It's called "Naked and Afraid." They haven't a clue. |
1.3214 |
0.05196 |
140 |
106 |
23 |
11 |
837 |
I always found that show a pain in the neck. |
1.3214 |
0.05196 |
140 |
106 |
23 |
11 |
838 |
I know the instructions were hard, but I still think we should have mounted it on the wall. |
1.3214 |
0.05196 |
140 |
106 |
23 |
11 |
839 |
Looks like it's neck and neck. |
1.3214 |
0.05196 |
140 |
106 |
23 |
11 |
840 |
We really should have rented that loft downtown instead. |
1.3214 |
0.05096 |
140 |
105 |
25 |
10 |
841 |
You wanna neck? |
1.3214 |
0.04784 |
140 |
102 |
31 |
7 |
842 |
Did the cheetah get kicked off the island yet? |
1.3214 |
0.04994 |
140 |
104 |
27 |
9 |
843 |
I've had it up to here. I want a divorce. |
1.3214 |
0.04564 |
140 |
100 |
35 |
5 |
844 |
Do you suppose it was just chance that wide-screen TVs won out over tall-screen TVs? |
1.3214 |
0.04784 |
140 |
102 |
31 |
7 |
845 |
"Animal Planet" always adds 10 pounds. |
1.3214 |
0.04994 |
140 |
104 |
27 |
9 |
846 |
You installed the screen on its side. |
1.3214 |
0.05196 |
140 |
106 |
23 |
11 |
847 |
I trimmed the trees, dear. |
1.3214 |
0.04450 |
140 |
99 |
37 |
4 |
848 |
Remember when we were young, broke, with the run of the Savanna? |
1.3214 |
0.04564 |
140 |
100 |
35 |
5 |
849 |
Ever since FAO Schwarz closed, you haven't been the same. |
1.3191 |
0.04861 |
141 |
104 |
29 |
8 |
850 |
When I was young, television sets were small and had fuzzy pictures but they did tastefully cut to the next scene as the lions made a kill. |
1.3188 |
0.04823 |
138 |
101 |
30 |
7 |
851 |
It's the suburbs out there! |
1.3188 |
0.05037 |
138 |
103 |
26 |
9 |
852 |
I think a wide screen discriminates against us. |
1.3188 |
0.05441 |
138 |
107 |
18 |
13 |
853 |
I don't see a candidate that I would stick my neck out for! |
1.3188 |
0.05037 |
138 |
103 |
26 |
9 |
854 |
Honey, have you seen my scarf? |
1.3188 |
0.04712 |
138 |
100 |
32 |
6 |
855 |
Like Michelle said: When they go low, we go high. |
1.3188 |
0.05037 |
138 |
103 |
26 |
9 |
856 |
I told you to buy the "tall-screen" format! |
1.3188 |
0.04931 |
138 |
102 |
28 |
8 |
857 |
Wanna watch TV tonight or just neck? |
1.3188 |
0.05243 |
138 |
105 |
22 |
11 |
858 |
The definition is not high enough. |
1.3188 |
0.05343 |
138 |
106 |
20 |
12 |
859 |
Why don't you stream something off Zulu? |
1.3188 |
0.04931 |
138 |
102 |
28 |
8 |
860 |
that can't be good for your posture |
1.3188 |
0.04598 |
138 |
99 |
34 |
5 |
861 |
Really? You want the remote? |
1.3188 |
0.05037 |
138 |
103 |
26 |
9 |
862 |
So I says to him, "Look Lenny, I don't wanna go all PC on ya, but I really prefer to be called Girafferican-American." |
1.3188 |
0.05441 |
138 |
107 |
18 |
13 |
863 |
Sharks, hyenas, and lions...Animal Planet should be more fair and balanced. |
1.3188 |
0.04823 |
138 |
101 |
30 |
7 |
864 |
I kind of miss Real Housewives of the Serengeti. |
1.3188 |
0.04598 |
138 |
99 |
34 |
5 |
865 |
Stop watching Animal Planet and go outside and look for Pokémon like all the other kids. |
1.3165 |
0.04571 |
139 |
100 |
34 |
5 |
866 |
Jerome, you've been watching way too much Neckflix. |
1.3165 |
0.05006 |
139 |
104 |
26 |
9 |
867 |
I want a soda, but that lion is still hiding behind the fridge. |
1.3165 |
0.05109 |
139 |
105 |
24 |
10 |
868 |
Yes, the HD is great but we could just go outside. |
1.3165 |
0.05006 |
139 |
104 |
26 |
9 |
869 |
You're not watching one of those Attenborough horror films again, are you? |
1.3165 |
0.05006 |
139 |
104 |
26 |
9 |
870 |
What's on Neck Flicks? |
1.3165 |
0.04901 |
139 |
103 |
28 |
8 |
871 |
Animal Kingdom is not a reality show! |
1.3143 |
0.04871 |
140 |
104 |
28 |
8 |
872 |
Why don't you get outside and stretch your legs. |
1.3143 |
0.04764 |
140 |
103 |
30 |
7 |
873 |
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Wasn't he that short guy who played in the NBA? |
1.3139 |
0.04942 |
137 |
102 |
27 |
8 |
874 |
I can't believe you are still watching that pro-lion channel. |
1.3139 |
0.05359 |
137 |
106 |
19 |
12 |
875 |
Up for a little necking? |
1.3139 |
0.05155 |
137 |
104 |
23 |
10 |
876 |
So glad I'm not an elephant or a donkey. |
1.3139 |
0.05258 |
137 |
105 |
21 |
11 |
877 |
Nothing to do with us, Honey, it's Donkey vs. Elephant. |
1.3139 |
0.05155 |
137 |
104 |
23 |
10 |
878 |
Admit it. You've swallowed the remote again. |
1.3139 |
0.04832 |
137 |
101 |
29 |
7 |
879 |
There's nothing good on TV--wanna' neck? |
1.3139 |
0.04832 |
137 |
101 |
29 |
7 |
880 |
Have it your way. We'll lower the floor. |
1.3139 |
0.04832 |
137 |
101 |
29 |
7 |
881 |
Yes, I do think he has a long neck. No, I don't think Benedict Cumberbatch is "one of us." |
1.3139 |
0.04942 |
137 |
102 |
27 |
8 |
882 |
"Can I get you a highball"? |
1.3139 |
0.05049 |
137 |
103 |
25 |
9 |
883 |
Instead of watching TV, would you rather neck? |
1.3139 |
0.05258 |
137 |
105 |
21 |
11 |
884 |
I'm tired of sticking my neck out for animal rights. |
1.3139 |
0.04832 |
137 |
101 |
29 |
7 |
885 |
We look better in HD. |
1.3139 |
0.04832 |
137 |
101 |
29 |
7 |
886 |
Wear your glasses before you strain your neck. |
1.3139 |
0.05049 |
137 |
103 |
25 |
9 |
887 |
Are you watching the game in Tall Definition? |
1.3139 |
0.05155 |
137 |
104 |
23 |
10 |
888 |
Have you thought of rotating the sceen 90 degrees? |
1.3139 |
0.04942 |
137 |
102 |
27 |
8 |
889 |
Did you eat all the Acacia ice cream? |
1.3139 |
0.05049 |
137 |
103 |
25 |
9 |
890 |
How's 'The View?' |
1.3139 |
0.05049 |
137 |
103 |
25 |
9 |
891 |
I'm thinking about starting a new political party. |
1.3139 |
0.05049 |
137 |
103 |
25 |
9 |
892 |
Don't you love David Attenborough's voice. |
1.3139 |
0.04942 |
137 |
102 |
27 |
8 |
893 |
Really, the Bachelor? I can't believe you watch these animals. |
1.3139 |
0.05049 |
137 |
103 |
25 |
9 |
894 |
You're watching only because the candidates are neck and neck. |
1.3139 |
0.04942 |
137 |
102 |
27 |
8 |
895 |
I told you we needed a long screen TV. |
1.3139 |
0.05155 |
137 |
104 |
23 |
10 |
896 |
Zootopia? Babe, you know how much I hate anthropomorphism. |
1.3139 |
0.04942 |
137 |
102 |
27 |
8 |
897 |
You shouldn't have hidden the cookies on top of the refrigerator. |
1.3139 |
0.04832 |
137 |
101 |
29 |
7 |
898 |
"If you had gotten the bigger screen, you wouldn't have to strain your neck". |
1.3139 |
0.04832 |
137 |
101 |
29 |
7 |
899 |
I agree it makes no sense; but they only come in horizontal. |
1.3139 |
0.04832 |
137 |
101 |
29 |
7 |
900 |
Both conventions ignored our platform demand for higher ceilings ! |
1.3139 |
0.04942 |
137 |
102 |
27 |
8 |
901 |
Do you wanna watch TV or neck? |
1.3139 |
0.05049 |
137 |
103 |
25 |
9 |
902 |
As a female I of course relate to her, but I also identify with him for being orange. |
1.3139 |
0.04720 |
137 |
100 |
31 |
6 |
903 |
Don't pretend you weren't watching those whores from Animal Planet. |
1.3139 |
0.05258 |
137 |
105 |
21 |
11 |
904 |
Can YOU please go talk to the kids? They're behaving like wild animals again. |
1.3139 |
0.04486 |
137 |
98 |
35 |
4 |
905 |
Why don't we turn it off and neck a little? |
1.3116 |
0.04911 |
138 |
103 |
27 |
8 |
906 |
Even on our new flat screen TV the basketball players look really short to me. |
1.3116 |
0.04911 |
138 |
103 |
27 |
8 |
907 |
Trust me, "Born Free" isn't for you, and it isn't the political movie you think it is. |
1.3116 |
0.05122 |
138 |
105 |
23 |
10 |
908 |
They're just elephants and donkeys, but it's still demeaning. |
1.3111 |
0.05201 |
135 |
103 |
22 |
10 |
909 |
I love the high ceilings but I still wish we had granite counter tops. |
1.3111 |
0.04984 |
135 |
101 |
26 |
8 |
910 |
Look I know the job search can feel overwhelming, but just start with the high-hanging fruit. |
1.3111 |
0.04518 |
135 |
97 |
34 |
4 |
911 |
Come outside. I want to show you something on the roof. |
1.3111 |
0.04984 |
135 |
101 |
26 |
8 |
912 |
I checked, Dear. Room service has Acacia leaves. |
1.3111 |
0.04757 |
135 |
99 |
30 |
6 |
913 |
Well, maybe just a little necking . . . |
1.3111 |
0.05201 |
135 |
103 |
22 |
10 |
914 |
What's the point? You can never get anything in your size. |
1.3111 |
0.04872 |
135 |
100 |
28 |
7 |
915 |
Why is your TV sideways Jerome? |
1.3111 |
0.05201 |
135 |
103 |
22 |
10 |
916 |
We need a tall screen, not a wide screen. |
1.3111 |
0.04984 |
135 |
101 |
26 |
8 |
917 |
Toys R Us was a great gig, but it’s over. Time to move on. |
1.3111 |
0.04872 |
135 |
100 |
28 |
7 |
918 |
Watching "Real Housewives of the Serengeti" again? |
1.3111 |
0.04872 |
135 |
100 |
28 |
7 |
919 |
I still think we should have gone with a Tallscreen TV. |
1.3111 |
0.04757 |
135 |
99 |
30 |
6 |
920 |
Enough with the wide screens already! When do they come out with a tall screen? |
1.3111 |
0.05201 |
135 |
103 |
22 |
10 |
921 |
why is the TV on its side? |
1.3111 |
0.04639 |
135 |
98 |
32 |
5 |
922 |
"Table top is fine," you said, "who needs a wall mount?" Sometimes you're such a pain in the neck! |
1.3111 |
0.04639 |
135 |
98 |
32 |
5 |
923 |
I'm going to the store for beer--we're out of long-necks. |
1.3111 |
0.04757 |
135 |
99 |
30 |
6 |
924 |
I guess we're independents. |
1.3111 |
0.05201 |
135 |
103 |
22 |
10 |
925 |
Neck and neck? Those politicians have no idea! |
1.3111 |
0.04984 |
135 |
101 |
26 |
8 |
926 |
Wild Kingdom is hardly what I'd call "Reality" TV. |
1.3111 |
0.04984 |
135 |
101 |
26 |
8 |
927 |
I don't want to be a nag, but I really wish you wouldn't put your hooves on the sofa. |
1.3111 |
0.04757 |
135 |
99 |
30 |
6 |
928 |
Darling, have you seen my green turtleneck? |
1.3111 |
0.05201 |
135 |
103 |
22 |
10 |
929 |
You can stop looking. I swallowed the remote. |
1.3111 |
0.05094 |
135 |
102 |
24 |
9 |
930 |
Do these elephants and donkeys know everyone's watching them? |
1.3111 |
0.04872 |
135 |
100 |
28 |
7 |
931 |
I don't think a wide screen is going to help us. |
1.3111 |
0.04872 |
135 |
100 |
28 |
7 |
932 |
The neighbors complain that we act above it all |
1.3111 |
0.04984 |
135 |
101 |
26 |
8 |
933 |
Babe, this is not why we moved to Brooklyn. |
1.3111 |
0.04984 |
135 |
101 |
26 |
8 |
934 |
STOP DREAMING, THEY ARE NEVER GOING TO DO A SHOW ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES OF THE SERENGETI. |
1.3111 |
0.04984 |
135 |
101 |
26 |
8 |
935 |
I told you "high definition" doesn't mean what you thought it did. |
1.3111 |
0.04639 |
135 |
98 |
32 |
5 |
936 |
Well, if I were running for President, I wouldn't stick my neck out so much. |
1.3111 |
0.05094 |
135 |
102 |
24 |
9 |
937 |
Is the animal channel making you homesick again? |
1.3111 |
0.04639 |
135 |
98 |
32 |
5 |
938 |
I caught our daughter necking. |
1.3111 |
0.04639 |
135 |
98 |
32 |
5 |
939 |
I set the DVR to extended viewing. |
1.3111 |
0.04757 |
135 |
99 |
30 |
6 |
940 |
No, it is supposed to be horizontal! |
1.3111 |
0.04872 |
135 |
100 |
28 |
7 |
941 |
It's been all about donkeys and elephants lately. |
1.3060 |
0.04881 |
134 |
100 |
27 |
7 |
942 |
How should I know how to turn it on? |
1.3060 |
0.05106 |
134 |
102 |
23 |
9 |
943 |
I'm running out to the brush, you need anything? |
1.3060 |
0.04397 |
134 |
96 |
35 |
3 |
944 |
I think Donald is more like us. He sticks his neck way out and is very spotty. |
1.3060 |
0.05106 |
134 |
102 |
23 |
9 |
945 |
My dear. Why ever do you have the television sideways? |
1.3060 |
0.05106 |
134 |
102 |
23 |
9 |
946 |
Next time can we house sit for taller people? |
1.3060 |
0.04994 |
134 |
101 |
25 |
8 |
947 |
How's the sore throat? |
1.3060 |
0.04645 |
134 |
98 |
31 |
5 |
948 |
I can't be the only one bringing home the Acacia around here. |
1.3060 |
0.04645 |
134 |
98 |
31 |
5 |
949 |
Did you find anything good on Neckflix? |
1.3060 |
0.04881 |
134 |
100 |
27 |
7 |
950 |
Airbnb is nice for a change, but I still prefer being out in the open. |
1.3060 |
0.04994 |
134 |
101 |
25 |
8 |
951 |
Did you hear that? Trump is going to put us all in a Zoo! |
1.3060 |
0.04881 |
134 |
100 |
27 |
7 |
952 |
I'm going outside to clear my head. |
1.3060 |
0.05425 |
134 |
105 |
17 |
12 |
953 |
Didn't I tell you you'd be disappointed with Cougar Town? |
1.3060 |
0.05321 |
134 |
104 |
19 |
11 |
954 |
Honey, I'm going out for carrion. The Hyenas are coming over for cards. |
1.3060 |
0.05106 |
134 |
102 |
23 |
9 |
955 |
The aspect ratio is all wrong. |
1.3060 |
0.05106 |
134 |
102 |
23 |
9 |
956 |
I prefer the Elephant party but their guy reminds me of a Donkey. |
1.3060 |
0.04994 |
134 |
101 |
25 |
8 |
957 |
Isn't that your cousin Gina in the Toys "R" Us ad? |
1.3060 |
0.04764 |
134 |
99 |
29 |
6 |
958 |
I know the election is frustrating, but you have to stop spitting on on the screen. |
1.3060 |
0.05214 |
134 |
103 |
21 |
10 |
959 |
I'm afraid 'Orange Is the New Black' wasn't what I expected. |
1.3060 |
0.05528 |
134 |
106 |
15 |
13 |
960 |
We can't be photographed at the party in the same outfit! |
1.3060 |
0.05321 |
134 |
104 |
19 |
11 |
961 |
Your prosthetic legs shipped today |
1.3060 |
0.05628 |
134 |
107 |
13 |
14 |
962 |
Crick in the neck, sounds serious, how long will you be off your feet? |
1.3060 |
0.04764 |
134 |
99 |
29 |
6 |
963 |
Try viewing it in portrait mode. |
1.3060 |
0.04994 |
134 |
101 |
25 |
8 |
964 |
Are you watching "Out of Africa" again? |
1.3060 |
0.04764 |
134 |
99 |
29 |
6 |
965 |
Your getting spots all over the couch. |
1.3060 |
0.04994 |
134 |
101 |
25 |
8 |
966 |
Come on, the nature channel again! |
1.3060 |
0.04764 |
134 |
99 |
29 |
6 |
967 |
Sooo, 'Neck'flix and chill? |
1.3060 |
0.04881 |
134 |
100 |
27 |
7 |
968 |
Don't you love Airbnb. |
1.3060 |
0.05214 |
134 |
103 |
21 |
10 |
969 |
Enough of the convention. Let's watch Animal Planet. |
1.3060 |
0.05106 |
134 |
102 |
23 |
9 |
970 |
Do you remember the first time we necked ? |
1.3060 |
0.05214 |
134 |
103 |
21 |
10 |
971 |
You're really supposed to have that thing at eye level, you know. |
1.3060 |
0.04764 |
134 |
99 |
29 |
6 |
972 |
Can we please watch something other than 'Real Housewives of the Serengeti' tonight? |
1.3060 |
0.04764 |
134 |
99 |
29 |
6 |
973 |
Well, they do say that television adds on ten inches! |
1.3060 |
0.04764 |
134 |
99 |
29 |
6 |
974 |
I hear that the GOP elephant is retiring, but I wouldn't want that job. |
1.3060 |
0.04994 |
134 |
101 |
25 |
8 |
975 |
Now you can see why human beings became extinct |
1.3037 |
0.04734 |
135 |
100 |
29 |
6 |
976 |
I think we're going to need a wall mount |
1.3037 |
0.04962 |
135 |
102 |
25 |
8 |
977 |
Ya wanna know how hectic work was today? I tell you, it was a zoo! |
1.3037 |
0.04616 |
135 |
99 |
31 |
5 |
978 |
I'm telling you, it works better in portrait |
1.3037 |
0.05073 |
135 |
103 |
23 |
9 |
979 |
"Ok, I can't reach it. Satisfied? |
1.3037 |
0.04734 |
135 |
100 |
29 |
6 |
980 |
What do you mean you can't reach the remote? |
1.3015 |
0.04819 |
136 |
102 |
27 |
7 |
981 |
Get up Henry" "The zookeepers wife is back from vacation. |
1.3008 |
0.05335 |
133 |
104 |
18 |
11 |
982 |
I tell you I tried. I can't get out the door. |
1.3008 |
0.05335 |
133 |
104 |
18 |
11 |
983 |
You know how these wildlife shows give me nightmares. |
1.3008 |
0.04651 |
133 |
98 |
30 |
5 |
984 |
Who's up for a little necking? |
1.3008 |
0.05227 |
133 |
103 |
20 |
10 |
985 |
You can't change the channel or you won't change the channel? |
1.3008 |
0.05227 |
133 |
103 |
20 |
10 |
986 |
Animal Planet again? I'm sick of this reality tv crap! |
1.3008 |
0.05117 |
133 |
102 |
22 |
9 |
987 |
I prefer portrait over landscape layout. |
1.3008 |
0.05117 |
133 |
102 |
22 |
9 |
988 |
They say TV hurts your eyes but this one is killing my neck! |
1.3008 |
0.05005 |
133 |
101 |
24 |
8 |
989 |
I'm not sticking my neck out for you again. |
1.3008 |
0.04771 |
133 |
99 |
28 |
6 |
990 |
What's this about an elephant in the room? |
1.3008 |
0.05005 |
133 |
101 |
24 |
8 |
991 |
Not another sore throat! |
1.3008 |
0.04771 |
133 |
99 |
28 |
6 |
992 |
Do you never tire of "Human Kingdom"? |
1.3008 |
0.05005 |
133 |
101 |
24 |
8 |
993 |
Can I pour you a tall drink? |
1.3008 |
0.04771 |
133 |
99 |
28 |
6 |
994 |
I'm taking it back -- even in widescreen mode we get cut off at the neck. |
1.3008 |
0.05005 |
133 |
101 |
24 |
8 |
995 |
Let's do a little necking before the kids get home. |
1.3008 |
0.04771 |
133 |
99 |
28 |
6 |
996 |
Ok, I understand ... no necking tonight. |
1.3008 |
0.05335 |
133 |
104 |
18 |
11 |
997 |
Move over sweet thing and let's neck. |
1.3008 |
0.04771 |
133 |
99 |
28 |
6 |
998 |
Time to upgrade to a tall screen. |
1.3008 |
0.04526 |
133 |
97 |
32 |
4 |
999 |
I know you're homesick, but watching Tarzan reruns will only make it worse. |
1.3008 |
0.05005 |
133 |
101 |
24 |
8 |
1000 |
Relax Dorothy, the people of this great country will never elect a cartoon caricature. |
1.3008 |
0.05441 |
133 |
105 |
16 |
12 |
1001 |
You don't need the remote control. |
1.3008 |
0.04651 |
133 |
98 |
30 |
5 |
1002 |
You always grab the best seat and I have to crane my neck! |
1.3008 |
0.04771 |
133 |
99 |
28 |
6 |
1003 |
I'm NOT asking Noah for a larger TV. |
1.3008 |
0.05441 |
133 |
105 |
16 |
12 |
1004 |
Well, I lost another audition to that smug bastard Geoffrey today |
1.3008 |
0.05117 |
133 |
102 |
22 |
9 |
1005 |
Honey, if one of the parties split, we could become mascots too. |
1.3008 |
0.04651 |
133 |
98 |
30 |
5 |
1006 |
Don't look so dreamy eyed you know the TV adds six inches. |
1.3008 |
0.05117 |
133 |
102 |
22 |
9 |
1007 |
Noah can kiss my butt. |
1.3008 |
0.05227 |
133 |
103 |
20 |
10 |
1008 |
I like him for some reason. Maybe it's the orange hair. |
1.3008 |
0.05227 |
133 |
103 |
20 |
10 |
1009 |
Move over Baby and let's 'Neck'. |
1.3008 |
0.05117 |
133 |
102 |
22 |
9 |
1010 |
Yes, Donald Trump is orange but that's no reason to vote for him. |
1.3008 |
0.04889 |
133 |
100 |
26 |
7 |
1011 |
I know it isn't hay, but the Knicks just offered me $15 million a year to play power forward. |
1.3008 |
0.04651 |
133 |
98 |
30 |
5 |
1012 |
There go the elephants, making asses of themselves again. |
1.2985 |
0.04741 |
134 |
100 |
28 |
6 |
1013 |
Bad news. I got replaced by a Pokémon down at Toys 'R Us. |
1.2977 |
0.05163 |
131 |
101 |
21 |
9 |
1014 |
The boss said I shouldn't stick my neck out. |
1.2977 |
0.04686 |
131 |
97 |
29 |
5 |
1015 |
Work at the toy store until you find something you like better, Geoffrey! |
1.2977 |
0.04686 |
131 |
97 |
29 |
5 |
1016 |
You've become the elephant in the room. |
1.2977 |
0.05385 |
131 |
103 |
17 |
11 |
1017 |
I know you hate these reality TV shows, but I just love David Attenborough's voice. |
1.2977 |
0.05275 |
131 |
102 |
19 |
10 |
1018 |
I will never understand why coffee gets cold once it reaches my stomach! |
1.2977 |
0.04809 |
131 |
98 |
27 |
6 |
1019 |
Housewives of the Serengeti is not an option. |
1.2977 |
0.04930 |
131 |
99 |
25 |
7 |
1020 |
Is $100 an ounce too much for grass? |
1.2977 |
0.05163 |
131 |
101 |
21 |
9 |
1021 |
Last week it was the Elephants, this week it's the Donkeys. Where's our candidate? |
1.2977 |
0.05048 |
131 |
100 |
23 |
8 |
1022 |
How many times hav I told you, take your feet off the couch!! |
1.2977 |
0.04930 |
131 |
99 |
25 |
7 |
1023 |
And you had to save the 60 bucks on the wall mount... |
1.2977 |
0.04809 |
131 |
98 |
27 |
6 |
1024 |
Something ruminative? |
1.2977 |
0.04559 |
131 |
96 |
31 |
4 |
1025 |
Trump cannot deport us; we are an endangered species. |
1.2977 |
0.05275 |
131 |
102 |
19 |
10 |
1026 |
Wide screen is OK, but wouldn't you like tall screen a lot more? |
1.2977 |
0.05275 |
131 |
102 |
19 |
10 |
1027 |
Does David Attenbourgh always have to draw attention to our elongated necks... We get it. |
1.2977 |
0.04809 |
131 |
98 |
27 |
6 |
1028 |
Thank god Airbnb now lets you filter by ceiling height. |
1.2977 |
0.04930 |
131 |
99 |
25 |
7 |
1029 |
Bad news. I'm being transferred to the Serengeti office. |
1.2977 |
0.05163 |
131 |
101 |
21 |
9 |
1030 |
Could I interest you in MY forty-eight-inch display? |
1.2977 |
0.05275 |
131 |
102 |
19 |
10 |
1031 |
The surround sound is a lot better without the ceiling fan. |
1.2977 |
0.05275 |
131 |
102 |
19 |
10 |
1032 |
I've checked every store in Jersey and nobody sells acacia twig ice cream; how about some pickles? |
1.2977 |
0.04686 |
131 |
97 |
29 |
5 |
1033 |
I've never felt like either party represents me. |
1.2977 |
0.04559 |
131 |
96 |
31 |
4 |
1034 |
Wide screen does nothing for me. |
1.2977 |
0.04686 |
131 |
97 |
29 |
5 |
1035 |
Quit watching those animal kingdom reruns and pay some attention to me for a change. |
1.2977 |
0.04930 |
131 |
99 |
25 |
7 |
1036 |
Phil, you said you were going to clean the gutters. |
1.2977 |
0.04559 |
131 |
96 |
31 |
4 |
1037 |
Fox News is too much of a stretch for me. |
1.2977 |
0.05048 |
131 |
100 |
23 |
8 |
1038 |
You can't refuse to face predators all your life. |
1.2977 |
0.04809 |
131 |
98 |
27 |
6 |
1039 |
I tried Animal Planet, National Geographic. No real giraffe news. |
1.2975 |
0.05333 |
121 |
93 |
20 |
8 |
1040 |
Netflix and graze? |
1.2955 |
0.04898 |
132 |
100 |
25 |
7 |
1041 |
Can you believe it? Hilary and Donald are neck and neck. |
1.2955 |
0.05014 |
132 |
101 |
23 |
8 |
1042 |
long day, ya know... it's a jungle out there! |
1.2955 |
0.04655 |
132 |
98 |
29 |
5 |
1043 |
It's just a bunch of tall stories, I'm for Hillary |
1.2955 |
0.05014 |
132 |
101 |
23 |
8 |
1044 |
Makes you glad you're not an elephant. |
1.2923 |
0.05057 |
130 |
100 |
22 |
8 |
1045 |
I just discovered these horns are for wifi |
1.2923 |
0.05057 |
130 |
100 |
22 |
8 |
1046 |
I miss the old zoo. |
1.2923 |
0.04938 |
130 |
99 |
24 |
7 |
1047 |
I've had it up to here with you laying around all day. |
1.2923 |
0.05057 |
130 |
100 |
22 |
8 |
1048 |
You know that those scenes in Wild Kingdom are fake |
1.2923 |
0.04561 |
130 |
96 |
30 |
4 |
1049 |
Isn't this the episode of "When animals attack" where your cousin yells at that waiter? |
1.2923 |
0.05174 |
130 |
101 |
20 |
9 |
1050 |
The humans almost look real. |
1.2923 |
0.04816 |
130 |
98 |
26 |
6 |
1051 |
What's the big deal with breaking ceilings, glass or otherwise? |
1.2923 |
0.05174 |
130 |
101 |
20 |
9 |
1052 |
The race is still neck and neck. |
1.2923 |
0.04938 |
130 |
99 |
24 |
7 |
1053 |
We really need to get a wall mount. |
1.2923 |
0.05057 |
130 |
100 |
22 |
8 |
1054 |
Can we just stay home tonight on the coach and neck? |
1.2923 |
0.05057 |
130 |
100 |
22 |
8 |
1055 |
So I get to work and my boss says to me "Why the long face" |
1.2923 |
0.05057 |
130 |
100 |
22 |
8 |
1056 |
What good are 189 stations and a remote without opposable thumbs? |
1.2923 |
0.05057 |
130 |
100 |
22 |
8 |
1057 |
Get your feet off of the couch |
1.2923 |
0.04561 |
130 |
96 |
30 |
4 |
1058 |
You know, Janice, I stuck my neck out to get you that interview. |
1.2923 |
0.04561 |
130 |
96 |
30 |
4 |
1059 |
I can't find the remote control, just use your tongue. |
1.2923 |
0.04816 |
130 |
98 |
26 |
6 |
1060 |
"They didn't have stilettos my size". |
1.2923 |
0.05057 |
130 |
100 |
22 |
8 |
1061 |
Call the desk and tell them we need a bigger bed. |
1.2923 |
0.04816 |
130 |
98 |
26 |
6 |
1062 |
He's no Marlin Perkins. |
1.2923 |
0.04816 |
130 |
98 |
26 |
6 |
1063 |
In the mood for movie and a couple of longnecks hon? |
1.2923 |
0.04816 |
130 |
98 |
26 |
6 |
1064 |
I had my doubts about Airbnb but this is great. |
1.2923 |
0.05057 |
130 |
100 |
22 |
8 |
1065 |
For the last time, don’t change the channel with your tongue. |
1.2923 |
0.05509 |
130 |
104 |
14 |
12 |
1066 |
I hate FOX News more than Cheetah News |
1.2923 |
0.05288 |
130 |
102 |
18 |
10 |
1067 |
Give it up, Geoffrey. They stopped showing your commercials long ago. |
1.2923 |
0.04816 |
130 |
98 |
26 |
6 |
1068 |
I prefer something more elevated. |
1.2923 |
0.04690 |
130 |
97 |
28 |
5 |
1069 |
Why do you watch those wildlife shows when you have the real thing right here? |
1.2923 |
0.04561 |
130 |
96 |
30 |
4 |
1070 |
How come we never talk ? |
1.2923 |
0.05174 |
130 |
101 |
20 |
9 |
1071 |
I hear they're showing last year's family picnic on Animal Planet tonight. |
1.2923 |
0.05057 |
130 |
100 |
22 |
8 |
1072 |
Would you like to go to the zoo and see the humans today? |
1.2923 |
0.04561 |
130 |
96 |
30 |
4 |
1073 |
"Your shift starts in 5 minutes. You should put on some sun screen before going back to the exhibit". |
1.2923 |
0.04690 |
130 |
97 |
28 |
5 |
1074 |
You'll pick up bad behaviors from watching the 'Human Channel'. |
1.2923 |
0.04690 |
130 |
97 |
28 |
5 |
1075 |
I don't want to be antennae! Your turn. |
1.2923 |
0.04816 |
130 |
98 |
26 |
6 |
1076 |
Maybe I should run for President. This election is already a zoo. |
1.2923 |
0.05057 |
130 |
100 |
22 |
8 |
1077 |
Have you considered IMAX? |
1.2923 |
0.04561 |
130 |
96 |
30 |
4 |
1078 |
Mounting the TV would solve all of our problems. |
1.2923 |
0.04429 |
130 |
95 |
32 |
3 |
1079 |
I told you they installed it sideways. |
1.2923 |
0.04816 |
130 |
98 |
26 |
6 |
1080 |
You were supposed to install it vertically!! |
1.2923 |
0.04561 |
130 |
96 |
30 |
4 |
1081 |
Yes, I did block Nat Geo. |
1.2923 |
0.04816 |
130 |
98 |
26 |
6 |
1082 |
At least we'll be able to see over the wall. |
1.2923 |
0.05400 |
130 |
103 |
16 |
11 |
1083 |
I'm too tired for necking; let's just have sex. |
1.2923 |
0.04938 |
130 |
99 |
24 |
7 |
1084 |
Are you done watching the people channel? |
1.2923 |
0.04938 |
130 |
99 |
24 |
7 |
1085 |
Junior, I told you, Wild Kingdom is off limits. |
1.2923 |
0.04938 |
130 |
99 |
24 |
7 |
1086 |
I need you to mow the savanna today. |
1.2923 |
0.05057 |
130 |
100 |
22 |
8 |
1087 |
Change the screen to the portrait mode! |
1.2923 |
0.05057 |
130 |
100 |
22 |
8 |
1088 |
I really think we should mount that thing up on the wall. |
1.2923 |
0.04938 |
130 |
99 |
24 |
7 |
1089 |
Of course I know how it ends. The wildebeast gets eaten and Marlin Perkins sells insurance... |
1.2923 |
0.04816 |
130 |
98 |
26 |
6 |
1090 |
The neighbors think we're Pokemon again. |
1.2923 |
0.05057 |
130 |
100 |
22 |
8 |
1091 |
I still say a ceiling fan would have kept the room a lot cooler. |
1.2923 |
0.04938 |
130 |
99 |
24 |
7 |
1092 |
Honey, I'm thinking of having a neck reduction. |
1.2923 |
0.04561 |
130 |
96 |
30 |
4 |
1093 |
Your turn to adjust the antenna. |
1.2901 |
0.04784 |
131 |
99 |
26 |
6 |
1094 |
C'mon Randy. You didn't really expect to be drafted by the Knicks. |
1.2901 |
0.05252 |
131 |
103 |
18 |
10 |
1095 |
What else is on the Food Chain Channel ? |
1.2891 |
0.04854 |
128 |
97 |
25 |
6 |
1096 |
Don't you Remember? That's the episode where he eats shoots and leaves. |
1.2891 |
0.05101 |
128 |
99 |
21 |
8 |
1097 |
Should have gone with "tall screen" instead? |
1.2891 |
0.04594 |
128 |
95 |
29 |
4 |
1098 |
I'll be impressed when it comes out in tall screen. |
1.2891 |
0.04458 |
128 |
94 |
31 |
3 |
1099 |
Without better resolution there's no way to tell our nieces and nephews apart. |
1.2891 |
0.05221 |
128 |
100 |
19 |
9 |
1100 |
Hey, you gotta see this, it's called basketball. |
1.2891 |
0.04726 |
128 |
96 |
27 |
5 |
1101 |
Did you eat all the leftover leaves? |
1.2891 |
0.04318 |
128 |
93 |
33 |
2 |
1102 |
I know you miss the Serengeti dear, but at least we found a place with high ceilings. |
1.2891 |
0.04594 |
128 |
95 |
29 |
4 |
1103 |
It's either this vast wasteland or the one we just left. |
1.2891 |
0.05101 |
128 |
99 |
21 |
8 |
1104 |
Can you reach something for me? |
1.2891 |
0.04594 |
128 |
95 |
29 |
4 |
1105 |
No wonder your neck hurts - the screen is supposed to be at eye level. |
1.2891 |
0.04726 |
128 |
96 |
27 |
5 |
1106 |
I see you've moved the screen on its side AGAIN |
1.2891 |
0.05221 |
128 |
100 |
19 |
9 |
1107 |
It's their 'Adult' channel, not 'Nature'. |
1.2891 |
0.05337 |
128 |
101 |
17 |
10 |
1108 |
We've been in all day. Let's go outside and stretch our legs. |
1.2891 |
0.04979 |
128 |
98 |
23 |
7 |
1109 |
Are you sitting on it? |
1.2891 |
0.04854 |
128 |
97 |
25 |
6 |
1110 |
These cartoons are so unrealistic. |
1.2891 |
0.05221 |
128 |
100 |
19 |
9 |
1111 |
Of course I appreciate the new ceiling, but what about the problem with the door. |
1.2891 |
0.05101 |
128 |
99 |
21 |
8 |
1112 |
The Cubs really did beat the Tigers |
1.2891 |
0.04979 |
128 |
98 |
23 |
7 |
1113 |
Really? Watching 'Walking Tall' again? |
1.2891 |
0.05221 |
128 |
100 |
19 |
9 |
1114 |
This election cycle is starting to be a pain in the neck! |
1.2891 |
0.04854 |
128 |
97 |
25 |
6 |
1115 |
So you aren't even going to say anything about my new spot? |
1.2891 |
0.04979 |
128 |
98 |
23 |
7 |
1116 |
We may be ready for the big screen, but the big screen isn't ready for us. |
1.2891 |
0.04854 |
128 |
97 |
25 |
6 |
1117 |
The game's on...want me to bring you a longneck? |
1.2891 |
0.04726 |
128 |
96 |
27 |
5 |
1118 |
You really should rotate the monitor 90 degrees when you do a video chat. |
1.2891 |
0.05221 |
128 |
100 |
19 |
9 |
1119 |
How about we install the tv stand today? |
1.2891 |
0.04979 |
128 |
98 |
23 |
7 |
1120 |
Hillary's no DalÃ, but she paints a better picture than that orangutan. |
1.2891 |
0.05221 |
128 |
100 |
19 |
9 |
1121 |
But are we really happier? |
1.2891 |
0.04726 |
128 |
96 |
27 |
5 |
1122 |
Has 'Lion Week' started yet? |
1.2891 |
0.05101 |
128 |
99 |
21 |
8 |
1123 |
I'll never understand your fascination with Mr. Ed. |
1.2891 |
0.04979 |
128 |
98 |
23 |
7 |
1124 |
I thought when we got high-def the screen would be taller. |
1.2891 |
0.04979 |
128 |
98 |
23 |
7 |
1125 |
That's enough tv young man... go out and stretch your legs. |
1.2891 |
0.04726 |
128 |
96 |
27 |
5 |
1126 |
Binging on Neckflix are we?! |
1.2891 |
0.05101 |
128 |
99 |
21 |
8 |
1127 |
Can you believe how bright his spots look in HD? |
1.2891 |
0.05221 |
128 |
100 |
19 |
9 |
1128 |
Turns out they did give us the biggest room on the arc, but the big cats got balconies |
1.2891 |
0.04854 |
128 |
97 |
25 |
6 |
1129 |
Not 'The African Queen' again! |
1.2891 |
0.04594 |
128 |
95 |
29 |
4 |
1130 |
I never felt Dolittle had much to say. |
1.2891 |
0.04854 |
128 |
97 |
25 |
6 |
1131 |
Why is the elephant wearing an "I LOVE PUTIN" T-shirt? |
1.2891 |
0.04979 |
128 |
98 |
23 |
7 |
1132 |
Told you we should have went with the wall mount. |
1.2891 |
0.04979 |
128 |
98 |
23 |
7 |
1133 |
I know the rent's ridiculously high, but it's so hard to find a pre-war building with these high ceilings. |
1.2891 |
0.04854 |
128 |
97 |
25 |
6 |
1134 |
I want to watch the savannah documentary at eight. Aunt Jenny says her kids are in it. |
1.2891 |
0.04726 |
128 |
96 |
27 |
5 |
1135 |
Are you sure it doesn't work in portrait mode? |
1.2891 |
0.04979 |
128 |
98 |
23 |
7 |
1136 |
I like it vertical. |
1.2891 |
0.04854 |
128 |
97 |
25 |
6 |
1137 |
Maybe we should have sprung for the vaulted ceilings. |
1.2891 |
0.04594 |
128 |
95 |
29 |
4 |
1138 |
Anything on GNN? |
1.2891 |
0.04726 |
128 |
96 |
27 |
5 |
1139 |
We really need to get that thing mounted. |
1.2891 |
0.05101 |
128 |
99 |
21 |
8 |
1140 |
Maybe we should've gotten the 60", |
1.2891 |
0.05101 |
128 |
99 |
21 |
8 |
1141 |
Wanna watch a movie and neck like we used to? |
1.2891 |
0.04854 |
128 |
97 |
25 |
6 |
1142 |
Forget watching the conventions dear, those damn elephants and donkeys do not represent us! |
1.2891 |
0.04854 |
128 |
97 |
25 |
6 |
1143 |
Pickles, ice cream, and a side of eucalyptus coming right up honey. |
1.2891 |
0.05101 |
128 |
99 |
21 |
8 |
1144 |
It's the RNC coming live from the Cleveland Zoo. |
1.2891 |
0.05221 |
128 |
100 |
19 |
9 |
1145 |
We need a tall-screen TV, not a wide-screen TV! |
1.2891 |
0.04726 |
128 |
96 |
27 |
5 |
1146 |
I'm just saying that if we wall mount the thing, your neck will straighten back out. |
1.2891 |
0.04726 |
128 |
96 |
27 |
5 |
1147 |
Must be Human Week? |
1.2891 |
0.04594 |
128 |
95 |
29 |
4 |
1148 |
Next time let's get a longscreen TV. |
1.2891 |
0.05337 |
128 |
101 |
17 |
10 |
1149 |
They're featuring Uncle Jeff on tonight's episode of Wild Kingdom. |
1.2891 |
0.04979 |
128 |
98 |
23 |
7 |
1150 |
They're neck and neck. |
1.2891 |
0.04726 |
128 |
96 |
27 |
5 |
1151 |
Turn it off and let's neck! |
1.2868 |
0.05067 |
129 |
100 |
21 |
8 |
1152 |
I said high-screen, you were the one who insisted on widescreen. |
1.2868 |
0.04946 |
129 |
99 |
23 |
7 |
1153 |
I'm tired of watching these donkeys and elephants. Time for a 3rd party. |
1.2868 |
0.05067 |
129 |
100 |
21 |
8 |
1154 |
You know that the stuff that happens on this show isn't real, right? |
1.2868 |
0.04822 |
129 |
98 |
25 |
6 |
1155 |
Other than the low doorways, I could get used to this. |
1.2868 |
0.04822 |
129 |
98 |
25 |
6 |
1156 |
So donkeys' and elephants' lives matter too? |
1.2868 |
0.04946 |
129 |
99 |
23 |
7 |
1157 |
Has the new season of 'High-hanging Fruit' started yet? |
1.2857 |
0.05616 |
119 |
95 |
14 |
10 |
1158 |
I don't know, he wants to build a wall to keep us in and have us pay for it. |
1.2846 |
0.05149 |
130 |
102 |
19 |
9 |
1159 |
The remote was an extra. I thought a touch screen should work just fine. |
1.2846 |
0.04534 |
130 |
97 |
29 |
4 |
1160 |
Really? Elephants and donkeys? |
1.2835 |
0.04458 |
127 |
94 |
30 |
3 |
1161 |
Son, do something with your life. You can reach higher than this. |
1.2835 |
0.04596 |
127 |
95 |
28 |
4 |
1162 |
I can't believe Junior made it to Animal Planet! |
1.2835 |
0.05111 |
127 |
99 |
20 |
8 |
1163 |
Did you walk the dog? |
1.2835 |
0.05350 |
127 |
101 |
16 |
10 |
1164 |
... would it break your neck to have dinner ready?!? |
1.2835 |
0.04987 |
127 |
98 |
22 |
7 |
1165 |
I'm totally loving that whole, 'They go low, we go high' thing! |
1.2835 |
0.04987 |
127 |
98 |
22 |
7 |
1166 |
Now that we finally got in, I never want to leave. |
1.2835 |
0.05111 |
127 |
99 |
20 |
8 |
1167 |
I thought I told you no Nature programs . I hate those reality shows! |
1.2835 |
0.04860 |
127 |
97 |
24 |
6 |
1168 |
You never take me to the Serengeti anymore. |
1.2835 |
0.05111 |
127 |
99 |
20 |
8 |
1169 |
I'm not watching Madagascar again. |
1.2835 |
0.04596 |
127 |
95 |
28 |
4 |
1170 |
I don't suppose you feel like necking. |
1.2835 |
0.04987 |
127 |
98 |
22 |
7 |
1171 |
Hey, I've got some longnecks in the fridge, want one? |
1.2835 |
0.04860 |
127 |
97 |
24 |
6 |
1172 |
We really need "high"-definition. |
1.2835 |
0.04730 |
127 |
96 |
26 |
5 |
1173 |
I told you the conventions were a zoo. |
1.2835 |
0.05111 |
127 |
99 |
20 |
8 |
1174 |
I don't understand your fascination with donkeys and elephants lately |
1.2835 |
0.04860 |
127 |
97 |
24 |
6 |
1175 |
Mind if I switch to National Geogiraffic? |
1.2835 |
0.04987 |
127 |
98 |
22 |
7 |
1176 |
Now aren't you glad they chose elephants and donkeys instead of US?? |
1.2835 |
0.04730 |
127 |
96 |
26 |
5 |
1177 |
Let's see what the candidates are up to on People Planet. |
1.2835 |
0.04987 |
127 |
98 |
22 |
7 |
1178 |
Not "Wild Kingdom," again! |
1.2835 |
0.04596 |
127 |
95 |
28 |
4 |
1179 |
No, dear, what we ordered was Netflix, not Neckfix. |
1.2835 |
0.04860 |
127 |
97 |
24 |
6 |
1180 |
Good news! The Clydesdales have just been fired. |
1.2835 |
0.05111 |
127 |
99 |
20 |
8 |
1181 |
That's it, we are cancelling the National Geographic channel. |
1.2835 |
0.04596 |
127 |
95 |
28 |
4 |
1182 |
Animal Planet! Have they gotten to that "husbandry" part yet? |
1.2835 |
0.04860 |
127 |
97 |
24 |
6 |
1183 |
Watch all you want...there will never be a "Giraffe Week". |
1.2835 |
0.04596 |
127 |
95 |
28 |
4 |
1184 |
Just stop watching. It's beneath you. |
1.2835 |
0.05350 |
127 |
101 |
16 |
10 |
1185 |
Didn't I tell you to buy the ceiling mount for the flat screen? |
1.2835 |
0.04860 |
127 |
97 |
24 |
6 |
1186 |
At the risk of sticking my neck out, may I change the channel? |
1.2835 |
0.04730 |
127 |
96 |
26 |
5 |
1187 |
Sure seems to me that the main stream media is human-centric. |
1.2835 |
0.04860 |
127 |
97 |
24 |
6 |
1188 |
There's no such thing as 'tall screen'. |
1.2835 |
0.04860 |
127 |
97 |
24 |
6 |
1189 |
Forget the tube. Let's just neck. |
1.2835 |
0.05111 |
127 |
99 |
20 |
8 |
1190 |
Hey there's a spot on the couch |
1.2835 |
0.04596 |
127 |
95 |
28 |
4 |
1191 |
Go ahead, watch QVC 24/7 if you want to, but you'll never see a suitable shoulder bag. |
1.2835 |
0.04730 |
127 |
96 |
26 |
5 |
1192 |
Please tell me you didn't order another multi-purpose, 14-foot ladder. |
1.2835 |
0.05232 |
127 |
100 |
18 |
9 |
1193 |
Try turning it the other way. |
1.2835 |
0.05111 |
127 |
99 |
20 |
8 |
1194 |
But if we went to the game we would be able to see. |
1.2835 |
0.05350 |
127 |
101 |
16 |
10 |
1195 |
Donkeys and Elephants get all the attention! |
1.2835 |
0.04987 |
127 |
98 |
22 |
7 |
1196 |
Please don't stoop down to their level. |
1.2835 |
0.04596 |
127 |
95 |
28 |
4 |
1197 |
No, they still haven't invented a tall-screen TV. |
1.2835 |
0.04860 |
127 |
97 |
24 |
6 |
1198 |
"Get the floor model!" you said. |
1.2835 |
0.04730 |
127 |
96 |
26 |
5 |
1199 |
They don't make a "vertical" model! |
1.2835 |
0.04987 |
127 |
98 |
22 |
7 |
1200 |
We should do something nice for the elephants next door. |
1.2835 |
0.04596 |
127 |
95 |
28 |
4 |
1201 |
I had a rotten day. My assistant put the Jones file in the bottom drawer. |
1.2835 |
0.04730 |
127 |
96 |
26 |
5 |
1202 |
airbnb said the TV is at eye level |
1.2835 |
0.04987 |
127 |
98 |
22 |
7 |
1203 |
Of course you are going to get depressed if you sit here ruminanting all day. |
1.2835 |
0.05232 |
127 |
100 |
18 |
9 |
1204 |
Good news....they said if I can do something about my height, I've got the job. |
1.2835 |
0.04458 |
127 |
94 |
30 |
3 |
1205 |
You're sitting in my spot. |
1.2812 |
0.04698 |
128 |
97 |
26 |
5 |
1206 |
Sorry I'm late but I was struck in a geraffic jam. |
1.2812 |
0.04698 |
128 |
97 |
26 |
5 |
1207 |
Still think we should have gone with the wall mount. |
1.2812 |
0.04827 |
128 |
98 |
24 |
6 |
1208 |
Well, I think it should be on the wall, closer to the ceiling. |
1.2812 |
0.05195 |
128 |
101 |
18 |
9 |
1209 |
Thank god they chose an elephant. That could have been us on there. |
1.2812 |
0.04698 |
128 |
97 |
26 |
5 |
1210 |
I think I'd rather be a jackass than vote Republican this time. |
1.2812 |
0.05195 |
128 |
101 |
18 |
9 |
1211 |
This election is neck and neck! |
1.2812 |
0.05312 |
128 |
102 |
16 |
10 |
1212 |
At least there aren't any elephants in the room . . . |
1.2812 |
0.04827 |
128 |
98 |
24 |
6 |
1213 |
Do you see what I'm saying? We need a sectional. |
1.2812 |
0.04698 |
128 |
97 |
26 |
5 |
1214 |
I told you not to watch Animal Planet before bed. |
1.2812 |
0.05075 |
128 |
100 |
20 |
8 |
1215 |
No, you can't order a scarf from the Home Shopping Channel. |
1.2812 |
0.05312 |
128 |
102 |
16 |
10 |
1216 |
Shouldn’t we only watch high-brow shows? |
1.2812 |
0.04827 |
128 |
98 |
24 |
6 |
1217 |
I *do* love Animal Planet, Janice -- but you've still got to get out and smell the acacias every now and then |
1.2812 |
0.04827 |
128 |
98 |
24 |
6 |
1218 |
No, that erectile dysfunction pill will not help your sore neck |
1.2812 |
0.05075 |
128 |
100 |
20 |
8 |
1219 |
I don't think this kind of life fits us George. |
1.2812 |
0.04565 |
128 |
96 |
28 |
4 |
1220 |
I told you we should have mounted it. |
1.2812 |
0.04565 |
128 |
96 |
28 |
4 |
1221 |
They all have necklifts |
1.2812 |
0.04698 |
128 |
97 |
26 |
5 |
1222 |
Don't even think of asking me for a neck rub. |
1.2812 |
0.04953 |
128 |
99 |
22 |
7 |
1223 |
I've been watching all day, and I think we're under-represented. |
1.2812 |
0.04953 |
128 |
99 |
22 |
7 |
1224 |
$150 a month for cable and you binge watch Animal Planet? |
1.2800 |
0.04487 |
125 |
93 |
29 |
3 |
1225 |
How many times can you watch "Giraffic Park"? |
1.2800 |
0.04765 |
125 |
95 |
25 |
5 |
1226 |
It's funny. These political pundits think they are sticking their necks out. |
1.2800 |
0.04899 |
125 |
96 |
23 |
6 |
1227 |
It'll be neck and neck in November! |
1.2800 |
0.04765 |
125 |
95 |
25 |
5 |
1228 |
Don't you think it is a bit stupid to watch a contest between an elephant and a donkey? |
1.2800 |
0.04765 |
125 |
95 |
25 |
5 |
1229 |
"No, we're not moving to the big city it's a jungle out there |
1.2800 |
0.05156 |
125 |
98 |
19 |
8 |
1230 |
I thought we'd agreed to remodel the doorways before getting a TV. |
1.2800 |
0.04899 |
125 |
96 |
23 |
6 |
1231 |
That Marlon Perkins still cracks me up. |
1.2800 |
0.04628 |
125 |
94 |
27 |
4 |
1232 |
It's not quite the HIGH def we need. |
1.2800 |
0.05029 |
125 |
97 |
21 |
7 |
1233 |
Survivor Serengeti?! Been there, done that! |
1.2800 |
0.05156 |
125 |
98 |
19 |
8 |
1234 |
Maybe if the screen was positioned vertically? |
1.2800 |
0.04899 |
125 |
96 |
23 |
6 |
1235 |
I know you don't need it, but I still would like to find the channel changer. |
1.2800 |
0.04628 |
125 |
94 |
27 |
4 |
1236 |
Where's that light bulb you wanted replaced? |
1.2800 |
0.05029 |
125 |
97 |
21 |
7 |
1237 |
"I'll sit and watch the game with you, but no necking". |
1.2800 |
0.05029 |
125 |
97 |
21 |
7 |
1238 |
Seriously, you ordered spot removing cream? |
1.2800 |
0.04899 |
125 |
96 |
23 |
6 |
1239 |
Well, at least they left us the high-hanging fruit. |
1.2800 |
0.05029 |
125 |
97 |
21 |
7 |
1240 |
We need High Definition |
1.2800 |
0.05029 |
125 |
97 |
21 |
7 |
1241 |
If it had been like this, I never would have left the ark. |
1.2800 |
0.05029 |
125 |
97 |
21 |
7 |
1242 |
No! I cannot reach it, myself! |
1.2800 |
0.05029 |
125 |
97 |
21 |
7 |
1243 |
Told you we should have mounted it above the fireplace. |
1.2800 |
0.04765 |
125 |
95 |
25 |
5 |
1244 |
How in the world did we get in here? |
1.2800 |
0.04899 |
125 |
96 |
23 |
6 |
1245 |
Now can you see why it should be on the wall? |
1.2800 |
0.05029 |
125 |
97 |
21 |
7 |
1246 |
Have you seen my neck pillow? |
1.2800 |
0.05156 |
125 |
98 |
19 |
8 |
1247 |
I'd prefer a candidate with a head on his shoulders. |
1.2800 |
0.05029 |
125 |
97 |
21 |
7 |
1248 |
Sit up straight or you'll hurt your neck. |
1.2800 |
0.04628 |
125 |
94 |
27 |
4 |
1249 |
It's been elephants and donkeys on TV for the past two weeks. |
1.2800 |
0.04628 |
125 |
94 |
27 |
4 |
1250 |
It's times like this that I'm glad I'm not a donkey or an elephant. |
1.2800 |
0.05156 |
125 |
98 |
19 |
8 |
1251 |
You got the the ultra wide? I told you the ultra vertical! |
1.2800 |
0.05156 |
125 |
98 |
19 |
8 |
1252 |
Won't Goldilocks be surprised! |
1.2800 |
0.05400 |
125 |
100 |
15 |
10 |
1253 |
I'm so glad we splurged on a place with high ceilings. |
1.2800 |
0.04628 |
125 |
94 |
27 |
4 |
1254 |
You look too comfortable. How about we switch spots for a while? |
1.2800 |
0.05279 |
125 |
99 |
17 |
9 |
1255 |
Hee hee! When they come back they’ll blame the hairs on the couch on the dog! |
1.2800 |
0.04765 |
125 |
95 |
25 |
5 |
1256 |
High definition has nothing to do with your neck |
1.2778 |
0.04994 |
126 |
98 |
21 |
7 |
1257 |
Rabbit ears work better. |
1.2778 |
0.04865 |
126 |
97 |
23 |
6 |
1258 |
See what the media does? These nature programs just feed your fears. |
1.2778 |
0.04733 |
126 |
96 |
25 |
5 |
1259 |
We need to get that mounted. |
1.2778 |
0.04865 |
126 |
97 |
23 |
6 |
1260 |
You look pretty high. |
1.2778 |
0.04865 |
126 |
97 |
23 |
6 |
1261 |
I'm glad you found some highbrow programming. |
1.2778 |
0.04994 |
126 |
98 |
21 |
7 |
1262 |
We should buy a TV stand. |
1.2778 |
0.05119 |
126 |
99 |
19 |
8 |
1263 |
The witness protection program isn't working, I'm recognized everywhere. |
1.2778 |
0.04733 |
126 |
96 |
25 |
5 |
1264 |
Watching the Wilsons going at it on Attenborough again? |
1.2778 |
0.05479 |
126 |
102 |
13 |
11 |
1265 |
Spoiler alert! Only one of them makes across the river! |
1.2778 |
0.04597 |
126 |
95 |
27 |
4 |
1266 |
Portrait or landscape? |
1.2778 |
0.04456 |
126 |
94 |
29 |
3 |
1267 |
What a mess. Maybe the Green Party needs a mascot. |
1.2778 |
0.04597 |
126 |
95 |
27 |
4 |
1268 |
Why does it always have to be donkeys and elephants? |
1.2778 |
0.04733 |
126 |
96 |
25 |
5 |
1269 |
I think it's time we had the "zoo" talk. |
1.2778 |
0.04733 |
126 |
96 |
25 |
5 |
1270 |
I am appalled how we Aftican Americans are always snubbed by The Oscars |
1.2778 |
0.05242 |
126 |
100 |
17 |
9 |
1271 |
No, we weren't represented at either convention. |
1.2778 |
0.04733 |
126 |
96 |
25 |
5 |
1272 |
You really think we need the remote? |
1.2773 |
0.05053 |
119 |
92 |
21 |
6 |
1273 |
All things considered, I'd rather be in Botswana. |
1.2773 |
0.04910 |
119 |
91 |
23 |
5 |
1274 |
Did your folks intentionally buy furniture that would discourage our relationship? |
1.2756 |
0.05205 |
127 |
101 |
17 |
9 |
1275 |
The toilet is out of water again... |
1.2756 |
0.05084 |
127 |
100 |
19 |
8 |
1276 |
Is it Lion Week already? |
1.2756 |
0.04959 |
127 |
99 |
21 |
7 |
1277 |
Do you want to neck during the movie? |
1.2742 |
0.05412 |
124 |
100 |
14 |
10 |
1278 |
Your boss just called and said you were fired! I told you the "R's" were backwards! |
1.2742 |
0.05164 |
124 |
98 |
18 |
8 |
1279 |
Would you like to neck? |
1.2742 |
0.05036 |
124 |
97 |
20 |
7 |
1280 |
I have a sore throat that just won't stop. |
1.2742 |
0.04485 |
124 |
93 |
28 |
3 |
1281 |
I still wish we would have bought the long screen, not the wide screen. |
1.2742 |
0.04629 |
124 |
94 |
26 |
4 |
1282 |
There were no tall screens. |
1.2742 |
0.04629 |
124 |
94 |
26 |
4 |
1283 |
Election coverage? We put the circus behind us. |
1.2742 |
0.04768 |
124 |
95 |
24 |
5 |
1284 |
Watching those NBA pipsqueaks again? |
1.2742 |
0.05164 |
124 |
98 |
18 |
8 |
1285 |
Noah's Ark is so comfortable darling .I am so glad we decided to board!!! |
1.2742 |
0.05290 |
124 |
99 |
16 |
9 |
1286 |
Reach for the remote yourself. |
1.2742 |
0.04904 |
124 |
96 |
22 |
6 |
1287 |
Well I can see it's going to take awhile to get these spots off the couch. |
1.2742 |
0.04629 |
124 |
94 |
26 |
4 |
1288 |
Don't watch too much TV, you'll strain your neck! |
1.2742 |
0.05036 |
124 |
97 |
20 |
7 |
1289 |
Very nice purchase dear, but how the hell are we going to use a remote? |
1.2742 |
0.04904 |
124 |
96 |
22 |
6 |
1290 |
Not the Nature Channel again. Please, Helen, we 're in the suburbs now. |
1.2734 |
0.04397 |
128 |
96 |
29 |
3 |
1291 |
How many times am I going to hit my head on that frickin door before we fix it? |
1.2720 |
0.05373 |
125 |
101 |
14 |
10 |
1292 |
The hyena next door has his eye on you. |
1.2705 |
0.04514 |
122 |
92 |
27 |
3 |
1293 |
Has Bob Vila explained how to make bigger doorways, yet? |
1.2705 |
0.04514 |
122 |
92 |
27 |
3 |
1294 |
Don't sit too far from the TV. It's bad for your neck. |
1.2705 |
0.04804 |
122 |
94 |
23 |
5 |
1295 |
Are you ready to start thinking about how we get out of here? |
1.2705 |
0.05079 |
122 |
96 |
19 |
7 |
1296 |
It's a real zoo out there. |
1.2705 |
0.04361 |
122 |
91 |
29 |
2 |
1297 |
Orange is the New Black isn't about giraffes at all. |
1.2705 |
0.04943 |
122 |
95 |
21 |
6 |
1298 |
Just turn off the news. It's a jungle out there. |
1.2705 |
0.04661 |
122 |
93 |
25 |
4 |
1299 |
Stop sulking, Maude. I'm not looking down on you. |
1.2705 |
0.05079 |
122 |
96 |
19 |
7 |
1300 |
You'd think, by now, I'd have learned to duck. |
1.2705 |
0.04661 |
122 |
93 |
25 |
4 |
1301 |
You know that "Real Housewives of the Savannah" is scripted, don't you? |
1.2705 |
0.05210 |
122 |
97 |
17 |
8 |
1302 |
Love fades. Spots are forever. |
1.2705 |
0.04804 |
122 |
94 |
23 |
5 |
1303 |
"Tiny House Hunters" again? |
1.2705 |
0.05339 |
122 |
98 |
15 |
9 |
1304 |
Sweetheart, if I hear that "we're neck and neck" joke once more time, I will scream! |
1.2705 |
0.04943 |
122 |
95 |
21 |
6 |
1305 |
This convention's more depressing than LionWeek. |
1.2705 |
0.05210 |
122 |
97 |
17 |
8 |
1306 |
Bad news. Some humans moved in upstairs. |
1.2705 |
0.04661 |
122 |
93 |
25 |
4 |
1307 |
It's not exactly the aspect ratio we were looking for. |
1.2705 |
0.05079 |
122 |
96 |
19 |
7 |
1308 |
This beats the zoo but these doors are a pain! |
1.2705 |
0.04661 |
122 |
93 |
25 |
4 |
1309 |
Don't tell me you swallowed the remote again. |
1.2705 |
0.04804 |
122 |
94 |
23 |
5 |
1310 |
All I said was that she has good proportions. |
1.2705 |
0.04943 |
122 |
95 |
21 |
6 |
1311 |
Dude, I already told you, just because they're called Fox News doesn't mean they're an animal friendly station |
1.2705 |
0.04804 |
122 |
94 |
23 |
5 |
1312 |
My dear child...we evolved to this...so we wouldn't need a remote. |
1.2705 |
0.04943 |
122 |
95 |
21 |
6 |
1313 |
Yes, but the wall will mean that we're ALL in a zoo! |
1.2705 |
0.05079 |
122 |
96 |
19 |
7 |
1314 |
When they go low we go high too! |
1.2705 |
0.05464 |
122 |
99 |
13 |
10 |
1315 |
I know it's not the Serengeti, but it beats being in a cage. |
1.2705 |
0.04514 |
122 |
92 |
27 |
3 |
1316 |
I find a Trump presidency hard to swallow also. |
1.2705 |
0.04943 |
122 |
95 |
21 |
6 |
1317 |
Humph, certainly not for me - living off-the-grid in some sweltering savanna. |
1.2705 |
0.05210 |
122 |
97 |
17 |
8 |
1318 |
Binge-watching Neck-flix again? |
1.2705 |
0.05079 |
122 |
96 |
19 |
7 |
1319 |
I can't believe I stuck my neck out for that lion at work. |
1.2705 |
0.04804 |
122 |
94 |
23 |
5 |
1320 |
The 10 foot ceilings really make this place........ |
1.2705 |
0.04943 |
122 |
95 |
21 |
6 |
1321 |
Still think we don't need to wall mount it? |
1.2705 |
0.04804 |
122 |
94 |
23 |
5 |
1322 |
I'm going to stick my neck out and suggest we watch Human Kingdom. |
1.2705 |
0.05079 |
122 |
96 |
19 |
7 |
1323 |
No remote needed |
1.2705 |
0.04661 |
122 |
93 |
25 |
4 |
1324 |
This show should be beneath you. |
1.2705 |
0.04361 |
122 |
91 |
29 |
2 |
1325 |
Wanna watch Neckflix and chill? |
1.2705 |
0.05079 |
122 |
96 |
19 |
7 |
1326 |
I'm going to stick my neck out and suggest we buy a stand. |
1.2705 |
0.04804 |
122 |
94 |
23 |
5 |
1327 |
Slide over a bit and let's stay in - It's a jungle out there |
1.2705 |
0.05079 |
122 |
96 |
19 |
7 |
1328 |
You don't even know what a potato is, do you? |
1.2705 |
0.05339 |
122 |
98 |
15 |
9 |
1329 |
If you keep sittting there, your neck will shrink. |
1.2705 |
0.04804 |
122 |
94 |
23 |
5 |
1330 |
Now maybe you'll believe me when I tell you it's a jungle out there. |
1.2705 |
0.05210 |
122 |
97 |
17 |
8 |
1331 |
I know a dung beetle that could write a better television show. |
1.2705 |
0.05464 |
122 |
99 |
13 |
10 |
1332 |
How can you watch this lowbrow crap? |
1.2705 |
0.05339 |
122 |
98 |
15 |
9 |
1333 |
You're watching humans have sex again. What the hell is wrong with you. You need help. |
1.2705 |
0.04943 |
122 |
95 |
21 |
6 |
1334 |
You can't expect anything but donkeys and elephants for a while. |
1.2705 |
0.04943 |
122 |
95 |
21 |
6 |
1335 |
Gladys, you said if we moved to the city, we’d "live" a wild life, not watch it. |
1.2705 |
0.04661 |
122 |
93 |
25 |
4 |
1336 |
Let's upgrade to tall screen. |
1.2705 |
0.05079 |
122 |
96 |
19 |
7 |
1337 |
Basketball? |
1.2705 |
0.05210 |
122 |
97 |
17 |
8 |
1338 |
I KNOW I AM STICKING MY NECK OUT, BUT COULD WE WATCH SOMETHING OTHER THAN ANIMAL PLANET TONIGHT? |
1.2705 |
0.05210 |
122 |
97 |
17 |
8 |
1339 |
Even I'M finding cable news harder to swallow! |
1.2705 |
0.05079 |
122 |
96 |
19 |
7 |
1340 |
She may have knocked down the glass ceiling but you still need to be careful. |
1.2705 |
0.04661 |
122 |
93 |
25 |
4 |
1341 |
Neck-flix and chill again? |
1.2705 |
0.04804 |
122 |
94 |
23 |
5 |
1342 |
Woah. Lions are a lot less scary on TV... |
1.2705 |
0.04943 |
122 |
95 |
21 |
6 |
1343 |
Are you serious? Did you just ask me what endangered meant? |
1.2705 |
0.05339 |
122 |
98 |
15 |
9 |
1344 |
Short necks, short tempers, short attention spans. |
1.2705 |
0.04943 |
122 |
95 |
21 |
6 |
1345 |
If you keep watching Animal Planet, you'll think every neighborhood is full of hungry lions. |
1.2705 |
0.04661 |
122 |
93 |
25 |
4 |
1346 |
OK, so we'll move it back above the fireplace. |
1.2689 |
0.04575 |
119 |
90 |
26 |
3 |
1347 |
Are you really watching Human Planet again? |
1.2683 |
0.05042 |
123 |
97 |
19 |
7 |
1348 |
I told you, it's Jurassic Park, not Giraffec Park. |
1.2672 |
0.04952 |
116 |
90 |
21 |
5 |
1349 |
Should we maybe have it wall-mounted? |
1.2645 |
0.04660 |
121 |
93 |
24 |
4 |
1350 |
We could try rotating the screen 90 degrees. |
1.2645 |
0.04806 |
121 |
94 |
22 |
5 |
1351 |
Move over babe. This flick was made for necking! |
1.2645 |
0.05349 |
121 |
98 |
14 |
9 |
1352 |
Come on, Shelia; we're a monogamous but opportunistically promiscuous species by nature. |
1.2645 |
0.04806 |
121 |
94 |
22 |
5 |
1353 |
I like it at about eye level. What about you? |
1.2645 |
0.05218 |
121 |
97 |
16 |
8 |
1354 |
Do you really think they will deport us? |
1.2645 |
0.05218 |
121 |
97 |
16 |
8 |
1355 |
Just donkeys and elephants? Sounds boring. |
1.2645 |
0.04806 |
121 |
94 |
22 |
5 |
1356 |
I don't mean to look down on you. |
1.2645 |
0.04660 |
121 |
93 |
24 |
4 |
1357 |
I hate the Sunday morning shows. The Donkeys and Elephants think they have all the answers. |
1.2645 |
0.04660 |
121 |
93 |
24 |
4 |
1358 |
The kids are asleep, let's neck. |
1.2645 |
0.04806 |
121 |
94 |
22 |
5 |
1359 |
Does it really matter where the remote control is? |
1.2645 |
0.05218 |
121 |
97 |
16 |
8 |
1360 |
He is more of an ass than an elephant, but I like the color. |
1.2645 |
0.05476 |
121 |
99 |
12 |
10 |
1361 |
You need to tear yourself away from the TV . . . your room looks like a zoo! |
1.2645 |
0.04947 |
121 |
95 |
20 |
6 |
1362 |
I don't care to watch Animal Planet when I've lived it all day. |
1.2645 |
0.05084 |
121 |
96 |
18 |
7 |
1363 |
Do they realise we're always dating naked? |
1.2645 |
0.05218 |
121 |
97 |
16 |
8 |
1364 |
For some reason I always look fat in those home videos. |
1.2645 |
0.04660 |
121 |
93 |
24 |
4 |
1365 |
Do you think my neck is too long? |
1.2645 |
0.04947 |
121 |
95 |
20 |
6 |
1366 |
Let's go down to the bar for a drink. The high balls are on me. |
1.2645 |
0.04806 |
121 |
94 |
22 |
5 |
1367 |
You planning on watching until the cows come home? |
1.2645 |
0.05084 |
121 |
96 |
18 |
7 |
1368 |
If seeing predators catching prey upsets you so much, turn the damn thing off. |
1.2645 |
0.04947 |
121 |
95 |
20 |
6 |
1369 |
"Orange is the New Black" is not about giraffe spots, honey. |
1.2645 |
0.05476 |
121 |
99 |
12 |
10 |
1370 |
Honey, I've decided to leave the zoo to become a third-party mascot. |
1.2645 |
0.04947 |
121 |
95 |
20 |
6 |
1371 |
Okay, okay. I'll bring you some popcorn. But just know that if you get it stuck in your throat again, you're gonna miss the whole movie. |
1.2645 |
0.05084 |
121 |
96 |
18 |
7 |
1372 |
Son, get giraffe off the couch and make yourself useful! |
1.2645 |
0.04660 |
121 |
93 |
24 |
4 |
1373 |
How about we turn off the TV and do some necking . |
1.2645 |
0.04660 |
121 |
93 |
24 |
4 |
1374 |
Still hooked on "Human Planet" I see. |
1.2645 |
0.05084 |
121 |
96 |
18 |
7 |
1375 |
Are we watching the Elephants or the Donkeys tonight ? |
1.2645 |
0.05084 |
121 |
96 |
18 |
7 |
1376 |
Move over, watching Animal Planet makes me feel like necking! |
1.2645 |
0.05084 |
121 |
96 |
18 |
7 |
1377 |
Why don't you get outside and play Pokemon Go like all the other kids? |
1.2645 |
0.05084 |
121 |
96 |
18 |
7 |
1378 |
It's official - I'm the tallest thing on the block without TRUMP on me. |
1.2645 |
0.04947 |
121 |
95 |
20 |
6 |
1379 |
We should've asked for vaulted ceilings in EVERY room. |
1.2645 |
0.04660 |
121 |
93 |
24 |
4 |
1380 |
If you're so interested in elephants and donkeys we might as well go back to the zoo. |
1.2645 |
0.04806 |
121 |
94 |
22 |
5 |
1381 |
I don't know about you, but I'm fed up to my neck with politics! |
1.2645 |
0.05084 |
121 |
96 |
18 |
7 |
1382 |
I got you a membership in a jungle gym. |
1.2645 |
0.04806 |
121 |
94 |
22 |
5 |
1383 |
It's not just you, Kathy. I look down on everyone who'd vote for him. |
1.2645 |
0.05218 |
121 |
97 |
16 |
8 |
1384 |
Hey, there wasn't a Cheeto under the refridg...ahh, you took my spot. |
1.2645 |
0.05084 |
121 |
96 |
18 |
7 |
1385 |
Nothing but sex, violence, and reality shows. You really should stop watching the Wilderness Channel. |
1.2645 |
0.04806 |
121 |
94 |
22 |
5 |
1386 |
I thought you wanted a neck, flicks & chill evening. |
1.2623 |
0.04911 |
122 |
96 |
20 |
6 |
1387 |
Just once, could we watch something besides "Wild Kingdom?" |
1.2623 |
0.04627 |
122 |
94 |
24 |
4 |
1388 |
Just because you can turn the channel by pressing the button on the TV with your tongue while not getting up from the couch doesn't mean you should. |
1.2623 |
0.05047 |
122 |
97 |
18 |
7 |
1389 |
They say they're tired of being called jackasses. They're looking for a new symbol. |
1.2623 |
0.05047 |
122 |
97 |
18 |
7 |
1390 |
There's evidence that too much T.V. causes chronic neck pain. |
1.2623 |
0.05180 |
122 |
98 |
16 |
8 |
1391 |
You are a real pain in the neck. |
1.2623 |
0.04771 |
122 |
95 |
22 |
5 |
1392 |
Kardashians of the Serengeti again? |
1.2605 |
0.05265 |
119 |
96 |
15 |
8 |
1393 |
I really don't understand how you watch this housewives of the Serengeti ! |
1.2605 |
0.04842 |
119 |
93 |
21 |
5 |
1394 |
Nature channel? No, that's the porn channel. |
1.2605 |
0.05128 |
119 |
95 |
17 |
7 |
1395 |
The polls say they're neck and neck. |
1.2605 |
0.04539 |
119 |
91 |
25 |
3 |
1396 |
What's up? |
1.2605 |
0.05128 |
119 |
95 |
17 |
7 |
1397 |
Sit up straight. Do you want your neck to stay like that? |
1.2605 |
0.04842 |
119 |
93 |
21 |
5 |
1398 |
I've had it up to eighteen-feet with your Nature channel bingeing. |
1.2605 |
0.05399 |
119 |
97 |
13 |
9 |
1399 |
"You need to get up, get real and get your head in the clouds like the rest of us!"m |
1.2605 |
0.05128 |
119 |
95 |
17 |
7 |
1400 |
When are they going to start making tall screen tvs? |
1.2605 |
0.04987 |
119 |
94 |
19 |
6 |
1401 |
They're showing 'Jurassic Park,' honey, not Giraffic. |
1.2605 |
0.04693 |
119 |
92 |
23 |
4 |
1402 |
I told you those high heels would hurt your feet. |
1.2605 |
0.04987 |
119 |
94 |
19 |
6 |
1403 |
Wanna watch "Animal house?" |
1.2605 |
0.04987 |
119 |
94 |
19 |
6 |
1404 |
you know those Planet Earth videos are completely scripted, right? |
1.2605 |
0.04693 |
119 |
92 |
23 |
4 |
1405 |
You were right, Fred, Instead of the flat screen we should have gotten a tall screen |
1.2605 |
0.05128 |
119 |
95 |
17 |
7 |
1406 |
I think it's time to upgrade to the tall screen television. |
1.2605 |
0.04379 |
119 |
90 |
27 |
2 |
1407 |
Let me guess: Lion Week? |
1.2605 |
0.04693 |
119 |
92 |
23 |
4 |
1408 |
How about we turn off the TV and neck? |
1.2605 |
0.05128 |
119 |
95 |
17 |
7 |
1409 |
How'd they get that horse to move its mouth when it talking? |
1.2605 |
0.04539 |
119 |
91 |
25 |
3 |
1410 |
Channel forraging again? |
1.2605 |
0.04987 |
119 |
94 |
19 |
6 |
1411 |
I told you to get a TALL screen. |
1.2605 |
0.04842 |
119 |
93 |
21 |
5 |
1412 |
You couldn't find a tall-screen tv? |
1.2605 |
0.04213 |
119 |
89 |
29 |
1 |
1413 |
I watch only high def. |
1.2605 |
0.05128 |
119 |
95 |
17 |
7 |
1414 |
I still think we should have bought the tallscreen model instead. |
1.2605 |
0.04693 |
119 |
92 |
23 |
4 |
1415 |
Don't forget, we're having high tea with the Fitzgeralds at 3pm. |
1.2605 |
0.04539 |
119 |
91 |
25 |
3 |
1416 |
let’s turn off the TV and do a little necking. |
1.2605 |
0.04987 |
119 |
94 |
19 |
6 |
1417 |
As if captivity wasn't a reason enough not to reproduce ... |
1.2605 |
0.04842 |
119 |
93 |
21 |
5 |
1418 |
I don't know why you watch this 'Human Planet' garbage. |
1.2605 |
0.04987 |
119 |
94 |
19 |
6 |
1419 |
You'll never succeed if you don't get your ass off that sofa, and stick your neck out! |
1.2605 |
0.04693 |
119 |
92 |
23 |
4 |
1420 |
Noah assured me the lions are in a separate annex. |
1.2605 |
0.04987 |
119 |
94 |
19 |
6 |
1421 |
Would you like to watch a documentary about human evolution? |
1.2605 |
0.05128 |
119 |
95 |
17 |
7 |
1422 |
wide screen is nice but i prefer tall screen |
1.2605 |
0.04842 |
119 |
93 |
21 |
5 |
1423 |
We're outta draft honey, all we have left is longnecks. |
1.2605 |
0.05128 |
119 |
95 |
17 |
7 |
1424 |
"I think we should mount it from the ceiling". |
1.2605 |
0.04987 |
119 |
94 |
19 |
6 |
1425 |
Stop worrying. I have been assured that no one will ever know are true identity as long as we remain in the witness protection program. |
1.2605 |
0.04539 |
119 |
91 |
25 |
3 |
1426 |
Why do you always watch these zoo documentaries right before bed, honey? You know they keep you up. |
1.2605 |
0.04693 |
119 |
92 |
23 |
4 |
1427 |
Honey, we're totally out of acacia chips. |
1.2605 |
0.04693 |
119 |
92 |
23 |
4 |
1428 |
Leaves or twigs with your beer? |
1.2605 |
0.04842 |
119 |
93 |
21 |
5 |
1429 |
I still can't believe they went with the donkey |
1.2605 |
0.04539 |
119 |
91 |
25 |
3 |
1430 |
What happened to the wild life? |
1.2605 |
0.05265 |
119 |
96 |
15 |
8 |
1431 |
I'll hold hooves, but absolutely no necking... |
1.2605 |
0.04987 |
119 |
94 |
19 |
6 |
1432 |
You were home all day and didn't clean up; we can't keep living like animals! |
1.2605 |
0.04842 |
119 |
93 |
21 |
5 |
1433 |
I think we should mount it! |
1.2605 |
0.05265 |
119 |
96 |
15 |
8 |
1434 |
These elections can be long drawn-out affairs and kind of hard to swallow. |
1.2605 |
0.04987 |
119 |
94 |
19 |
6 |
1435 |
You're so obsessed with people shows. |
1.2605 |
0.04693 |
119 |
92 |
23 |
4 |
1436 |
Actually, I prefer a vertical format. |
1.2605 |
0.04987 |
119 |
94 |
19 |
6 |
1437 |
I can't understand your obsession with 'Tiny House Nation' |
1.2605 |
0.04842 |
119 |
93 |
21 |
5 |
1438 |
Watching yourself on Nature again? |
1.2605 |
0.04842 |
119 |
93 |
21 |
5 |
1439 |
Of course she has a nice loooong neck. You can tell she had some work done. |
1.2605 |
0.04693 |
119 |
92 |
23 |
4 |
1440 |
He hasn't decided on our immigration status yet. |
1.2605 |
0.05128 |
119 |
95 |
17 |
7 |
1441 |
Oh. I thought you said, "NECK, flicks and chill". My bad. |
1.2605 |
0.04693 |
119 |
92 |
23 |
4 |
1442 |
The down side of being raised in captivity is that it's your turn to take out the garbage. |
1.2605 |
0.04987 |
119 |
94 |
19 |
6 |
1443 |
Watching Human Planet again? |
1.2605 |
0.05128 |
119 |
95 |
17 |
7 |
1444 |
I think you've got the screen turned the wrong way. |
1.2605 |
0.04987 |
119 |
94 |
19 |
6 |
1445 |
Hooves off the couch! |
1.2605 |
0.04842 |
119 |
93 |
21 |
5 |
1446 |
These jungle soaps would be more exciting if they added some necking. |
1.2605 |
0.05128 |
119 |
95 |
17 |
7 |
1447 |
I told you to buy a vertical one! |
1.2605 |
0.05128 |
119 |
95 |
17 |
7 |
1448 |
Tell me again how the race is 'Neck and Neck'. |
1.2605 |
0.04987 |
119 |
94 |
19 |
6 |
1449 |
You didn't tell me they were measured diagonally. |
1.2605 |
0.05399 |
119 |
97 |
13 |
9 |
1450 |
Are you watching Giraffic Park, again??? |
1.2605 |
0.05128 |
119 |
95 |
17 |
7 |
1451 |
Can I bring you another longneck, honey? |
1.2605 |
0.04987 |
119 |
94 |
19 |
6 |
1452 |
This election is going to be neck and neck. |
1.2605 |
0.05128 |
119 |
95 |
17 |
7 |
1453 |
If only we'd used the wall mount. |
1.2605 |
0.04693 |
119 |
92 |
23 |
4 |
1454 |
Sure, the picure's great, but when are they going to come out with a 'tall screen' television. |
1.2605 |
0.04987 |
119 |
94 |
19 |
6 |
1455 |
To presume I don't need the remote is a bit of a stretch. |
1.2605 |
0.04842 |
119 |
93 |
21 |
5 |
1456 |
Sometimes I feel like we're vertical in a horizontal world. |
1.2605 |
0.04539 |
119 |
91 |
25 |
3 |
1457 |
Entertaining, yeah - but so low brow. |
1.2605 |
0.05128 |
119 |
95 |
17 |
7 |
1458 |
You would rather watch TV than neck? |
1.2605 |
0.04987 |
119 |
94 |
19 |
6 |
1459 |
Well that's a stretch. |
1.2605 |
0.04693 |
119 |
92 |
23 |
4 |
1460 |
I told you that we should have gotten a vertical TV. |
1.2605 |
0.04693 |
119 |
92 |
23 |
4 |
1461 |
Are the candidates neck and neck? |
1.2602 |
0.04594 |
123 |
95 |
24 |
4 |
1462 |
It's all about elephants and donkeys these days |
1.2586 |
0.04435 |
116 |
88 |
26 |
2 |
1463 |
I need you to get the can of leaves from the top shelf. |
1.2583 |
0.04807 |
120 |
94 |
21 |
5 |
1464 |
"The other apartment was okay, but it only had 12-foot ceilings. |
1.2583 |
0.04807 |
120 |
94 |
21 |
5 |
1465 |
Just as I thought! You’ve been sitting here watching football all weekend when you promised me you’d get to those leaves! |
1.2583 |
0.04950 |
120 |
95 |
19 |
6 |
1466 |
The serengeti isn't going to be here forever. |
1.2583 |
0.04807 |
120 |
94 |
21 |
5 |
1467 |
Melania, does my neck look small? |
1.2583 |
0.04659 |
120 |
93 |
23 |
4 |
1468 |
You sit like that for too long, you'll get a crick in your neck. |
1.2562 |
0.04914 |
121 |
96 |
19 |
6 |
1469 |
Why is it always donkeys and elephants, donkeys and elephants.... |
1.2542 |
0.04990 |
118 |
94 |
18 |
6 |
1470 |
When the Zebras are here, just black and white. |
1.2542 |
0.04533 |
118 |
91 |
24 |
3 |
1471 |
Human Planet again? |
1.2542 |
0.04533 |
118 |
91 |
24 |
3 |
1472 |
Configuring an ergonomically correct monitor height is a pain in the neck. |
1.2542 |
0.05133 |
118 |
95 |
16 |
7 |
1473 |
Enough with 'The Search for Noah's Ark' already! |
1.2542 |
0.05133 |
118 |
95 |
16 |
7 |
1474 |
I hate it when they pander to the zoological vote. |
1.2542 |
0.04842 |
118 |
93 |
20 |
5 |
1475 |
I'm with you. I could watch the National Geographic channel all day long. |
1.2542 |
0.04371 |
118 |
90 |
26 |
2 |
1476 |
Have you seen my necktie? |
1.2542 |
0.04690 |
118 |
92 |
22 |
4 |
1477 |
Seriously? Binge watching the "National Geographic Channel" again! |
1.2542 |
0.04842 |
118 |
93 |
20 |
5 |
1478 |
Nature shows? Seriously? |
1.2542 |
0.04842 |
118 |
93 |
20 |
5 |
1479 |
Was that Aunt Betty you saw on Animal Planet last night? |
1.2542 |
0.05133 |
118 |
95 |
16 |
7 |
1480 |
It's a come-on. I wouldn't stick my neck out if I were you. |
1.2542 |
0.04371 |
118 |
90 |
26 |
2 |
1481 |
You've got to get that TV mounted higher, honey--your chiropractor bills are adding up. |
1.2542 |
0.04533 |
118 |
91 |
24 |
3 |
1482 |
You just don't get aspect ratio, do you? |
1.2542 |
0.05272 |
118 |
96 |
14 |
8 |
1483 |
When I was young, I had to hold the tv with tinfoil on my ossicones to watch it. |
1.2542 |
0.04842 |
118 |
93 |
20 |
5 |
1484 |
All you ever do is watch TV! You're going to hurt your neck! |
1.2542 |
0.04990 |
118 |
94 |
18 |
6 |
1485 |
They say it's her first glass ceiling. |
1.2542 |
0.04842 |
118 |
93 |
20 |
5 |
1486 |
I would have made that Olympic team if I could only dribble. |
1.2542 |
0.04533 |
118 |
91 |
24 |
3 |
1487 |
For now it's only widescreen. |
1.2542 |
0.04842 |
118 |
93 |
20 |
5 |
1488 |
It's called ergonomics, Harold. Mount it already! |
1.2542 |
0.04533 |
118 |
91 |
24 |
3 |
1489 |
Donkeys and elephants 2016... smh. I've never been so proud to be a giraffe. |
1.2542 |
0.04690 |
118 |
92 |
22 |
4 |
1490 |
It's the rerun of Wild Kingdom featuring your great grandfather , isn't it ? |
1.2542 |
0.04990 |
118 |
94 |
18 |
6 |
1491 |
What we really need is a tall screen TV. |
1.2542 |
0.05133 |
118 |
95 |
16 |
7 |
1492 |
No thanks. The Discovery Channel gives me nightmares. |
1.2542 |
0.04533 |
118 |
91 |
24 |
3 |
1493 |
That does it. Next TV is portrait, not landscape. |
1.2542 |
0.04842 |
118 |
93 |
20 |
5 |
1494 |
There's only ruminant for one of us on that couch. |
1.2542 |
0.04990 |
118 |
94 |
18 |
6 |
1495 |
Don't be so glum, I'm sure the new zoo will still have HBO. |
1.2542 |
0.04690 |
118 |
92 |
22 |
4 |
1496 |
You'll strain your neck if you sit like that all day. |
1.2542 |
0.04990 |
118 |
94 |
18 |
6 |
1497 |
If you can't find the remote, you'll just have to adapt. |
1.2542 |
0.05272 |
118 |
96 |
14 |
8 |
1498 |
Long day, honey? |
1.2542 |
0.04533 |
118 |
91 |
24 |
3 |
1499 |
Dear, let's put on a romantic movie and neck.. |
1.2542 |
0.04990 |
118 |
94 |
18 |
6 |
1500 |
Get off the couch, Geoffrey, Toys "R" Us stopped airing your commercials years ago. |
1.2542 |
0.04533 |
118 |
91 |
24 |
3 |
1501 |
I hope you're not watching The Lion King again! |
1.2542 |
0.04842 |
118 |
93 |
20 |
5 |
1502 |
If PBS is over your head, try Animal Planet. |
1.2542 |
0.04371 |
118 |
90 |
26 |
2 |
1503 |
Wide screen is fine but I wish they'd make a tall one. |
1.2542 |
0.04533 |
118 |
91 |
24 |
3 |
1504 |
My money's on the donkey. The elephant has run amok. |
1.2542 |
0.04990 |
118 |
94 |
18 |
6 |
1505 |
I told you we should have mounted it higher on the wall. |
1.2542 |
0.05133 |
118 |
95 |
16 |
7 |
1506 |
Serengeti, Schmerengeti. |
1.2542 |
0.05133 |
118 |
95 |
16 |
7 |
1507 |
I'm going to stick my neck out and say that Donald Trump just embarrassed himself. |
1.2542 |
0.04690 |
118 |
92 |
22 |
4 |
1508 |
Well, if he starts in on giraffes, like every other minority, don't come running to me. |
1.2542 |
0.05272 |
118 |
96 |
14 |
8 |
1509 |
Are you watching "America's Necks Top Model?" |
1.2542 |
0.04990 |
118 |
94 |
18 |
6 |
1510 |
American politics. It's just a bunch of donkeys and elephants. |
1.2542 |
0.04990 |
118 |
94 |
18 |
6 |
1511 |
A long day at the office. |
1.2542 |
0.04842 |
118 |
93 |
20 |
5 |
1512 |
How is the race coming? Oh, it's neck and neck |
1.2542 |
0.04842 |
118 |
93 |
20 |
5 |
1513 |
I vote for neck flicks and chill |
1.2542 |
0.04990 |
118 |
94 |
18 |
6 |
1514 |
Be honest - does this room make my neck look too long? |
1.2542 |
0.05133 |
118 |
95 |
16 |
7 |
1515 |
Make some room on that couch, baby. We were born to neck. |
1.2542 |
0.04990 |
118 |
94 |
18 |
6 |
1516 |
I really do prefer NEKFLIX to HBO. |
1.2542 |
0.04842 |
118 |
93 |
20 |
5 |
1517 |
what do you feel like tonight, mimosa or acacia... |
1.2542 |
0.04842 |
118 |
93 |
20 |
5 |
1518 |
Are you watching your old Toys "R" Us commercials again? |
1.2542 |
0.04842 |
118 |
93 |
20 |
5 |
1519 |
They only did them in horizontal. |
1.2542 |
0.04690 |
118 |
92 |
22 |
4 |
1520 |
So, acacia leaves for dinner again? |
1.2542 |
0.04371 |
118 |
90 |
26 |
2 |
1521 |
It's a savanna out there. |
1.2542 |
0.04690 |
118 |
92 |
22 |
4 |
1522 |
This sure beats the Zoo! |
1.2542 |
0.05133 |
118 |
95 |
16 |
7 |
1523 |
I think we could at least go visit your brother at the zoo on Saturday. |
1.2542 |
0.04533 |
118 |
91 |
24 |
3 |
1524 |
Everyone’s head is cut off because you installed the screen on its side. |
1.2542 |
0.04990 |
118 |
94 |
18 |
6 |
1525 |
I love his forelocks. |
1.2542 |
0.05133 |
118 |
95 |
16 |
7 |
1526 |
Is my neck too long? |
1.2542 |
0.05408 |
118 |
97 |
12 |
9 |
1527 |
"That ToysRUs trust fund won't last forever ya know. |
1.2542 |
0.05133 |
118 |
95 |
16 |
7 |
1528 |
They never forget because they don't have our vision and rely on low hanging fruit. |
1.2542 |
0.04990 |
118 |
94 |
18 |
6 |
1529 |
It just occured to me that Hell is actually other giraffes. |
1.2542 |
0.05133 |
118 |
95 |
16 |
7 |
1530 |
I can't believe it has only been a year since Trump won the US Presidential election which lead to the end of the human race. To think that we used to live in a jungle... |
1.2542 |
0.04842 |
118 |
93 |
20 |
5 |
1531 |
You're right, it's time for us to start our own political party. |
1.2542 |
0.04533 |
118 |
91 |
24 |
3 |
1532 |
Isn't that turned sideways? |
1.2542 |
0.04690 |
118 |
92 |
22 |
4 |
1533 |
Neckflix and chill tonight? |
1.2542 |
0.04690 |
118 |
92 |
22 |
4 |
1534 |
Left or right, who cares? I want to hear more about low or high. |
1.2542 |
0.04842 |
118 |
93 |
20 |
5 |
1535 |
Audrey Hepburn again? |
1.2542 |
0.04990 |
118 |
94 |
18 |
6 |
1536 |
It's worse than a jungle out there! |
1.2542 |
0.04990 |
118 |
94 |
18 |
6 |
1537 |
I have to find a job with a higher ceiling. |
1.2542 |
0.05272 |
118 |
96 |
14 |
8 |
1538 |
You lazy ungulate, get those filthy hooves off the sofa. |
1.2542 |
0.04842 |
118 |
93 |
20 |
5 |
1539 |
All that we have, we owe to Marlin Perkins. |
1.2542 |
0.04842 |
118 |
93 |
20 |
5 |
1540 |
I told you we should have bought the 170-inch screen. |
1.2542 |
0.04842 |
118 |
93 |
20 |
5 |
1541 |
Watch TV? I'd rather neck! |
1.2542 |
0.05272 |
118 |
96 |
14 |
8 |
1542 |
Sorry I'm late. A bunch of rubberneckers caused a slow-down on the freeway. |
1.2542 |
0.04690 |
118 |
92 |
22 |
4 |
1543 |
They say he's actually really short in person. |
1.2542 |
0.04990 |
118 |
94 |
18 |
6 |
1544 |
The program says others look up to us. |
1.2542 |
0.05272 |
118 |
96 |
14 |
8 |
1545 |
Are you up for some necking tonight? |
1.2542 |
0.05408 |
118 |
97 |
12 |
9 |
1546 |
Do you think you can adjust the vertical ? |
1.2542 |
0.04371 |
118 |
90 |
26 |
2 |
1547 |
Honey, will you please grab me a neck pillow? |
1.2542 |
0.05272 |
118 |
96 |
14 |
8 |
1548 |
I used to like the human nature programs, too. But that was before they started to show all those mating close-ups. |
1.2542 |
0.04533 |
118 |
91 |
24 |
3 |
1549 |
I thought we agreed to mount the TV above the fireplace! |
1.2542 |
0.04842 |
118 |
93 |
20 |
5 |
1550 |
It's not what I had in mind when you retired. |
1.2521 |
0.05366 |
119 |
98 |
12 |
9 |
1551 |
It's Animal Planet. They want to renegotiate your contract. |
1.2521 |
0.04656 |
119 |
93 |
22 |
4 |
1552 |
We either need shorter necks or a taller screen. |
1.2521 |
0.04806 |
119 |
94 |
20 |
5 |
1553 |
Are you watching that human planet channel again? |
1.2521 |
0.05094 |
119 |
96 |
16 |
7 |
1554 |
"There's an elephant in the room". |
1.2521 |
0.05232 |
119 |
97 |
14 |
8 |
1555 |
Why is it limited to donkeys and elephants? |
1.2521 |
0.04339 |
119 |
91 |
26 |
2 |
1556 |
Billy's teacher called, Billy was caught necking during recess. |
1.2521 |
0.05232 |
119 |
97 |
14 |
8 |
1557 |
Stop watching Animal Planet and go outside. |
1.2521 |
0.05232 |
119 |
97 |
14 |
8 |
1558 |
I knew we should have opted for the wall-mounted model. |
1.2521 |
0.04500 |
119 |
92 |
24 |
3 |
1559 |
We _could_ just turn it on its side. |
1.2521 |
0.04656 |
119 |
93 |
22 |
4 |
1560 |
Hey, that's my spot!! |
1.2500 |
0.05320 |
116 |
95 |
13 |
8 |
1561 |
They have the same number of vertebrae but that's as far as it goes. |
1.2500 |
0.05177 |
116 |
94 |
15 |
7 |
1562 |
Wide screens make no sense. Why not tall screens? |
1.2479 |
0.04527 |
117 |
91 |
23 |
3 |
1563 |
We promised to stay off the furniture,remember? |
1.2479 |
0.04841 |
117 |
93 |
19 |
5 |
1564 |
Believing her has always been a bit of a stretch for me. |
1.2479 |
0.04361 |
117 |
90 |
25 |
2 |
1565 |
I heard when the wall is built they'll need onlookers. |
1.2479 |
0.05137 |
117 |
95 |
15 |
7 |
1566 |
Just because Toys R Us is closed, doesn't mean you give up Geoffrey. |
1.2479 |
0.04527 |
117 |
91 |
23 |
3 |
1567 |
Good for you! Three weeks of taking it easy is the best thing for a sore throat. |
1.2479 |
0.04687 |
117 |
92 |
21 |
4 |
1568 |
When that show's over, maybe we could go out and graze some trees, get a little exercise. |
1.2479 |
0.04991 |
117 |
94 |
17 |
6 |
1569 |
I like him on tv, but in person, Tarzan was much cuter! |
1.2479 |
0.04189 |
117 |
89 |
27 |
1 |
1570 |
Your father and I are worried you aren't reaching up to your full potential lately. |
1.2479 |
0.04527 |
117 |
91 |
23 |
3 |
1571 |
My dear, there's more to life than just watching the National Geographic Channel. |
1.2479 |
0.04687 |
117 |
92 |
21 |
4 |
1572 |
I suppose you ate all the bonbons too. |
1.2479 |
0.04991 |
117 |
94 |
17 |
6 |
1573 |
How bout a longneck ? |
1.2479 |
0.05416 |
117 |
97 |
11 |
9 |
1574 |
Let's neck instead! |
1.2479 |
0.05278 |
117 |
96 |
13 |
8 |
1575 |
You need to stop comparing yourself to Oprah. |
1.2479 |
0.05137 |
117 |
95 |
15 |
7 |
1576 |
Watching Giraffic Park again? |
1.2479 |
0.04527 |
117 |
91 |
23 |
3 |
1577 |
Really Mabel, the guy from Wild Kingdom.. |
1.2479 |
0.05278 |
117 |
96 |
13 |
8 |
1578 |
No, my dear, it's the movies that got small. |
1.2479 |
0.05137 |
117 |
95 |
15 |
7 |
1579 |
If you don't stop watching "The Young Lions", I'm taking the TV back. |
1.2479 |
0.04991 |
117 |
94 |
17 |
6 |
1580 |
Is that a rerun of People Kingdom? |
1.2479 |
0.04687 |
117 |
92 |
21 |
4 |
1581 |
Let me guess, you're watching Animal Planet. |
1.2479 |
0.04687 |
117 |
92 |
21 |
4 |
1582 |
I'll sit over there so we can neck. |
1.2479 |
0.04687 |
117 |
92 |
21 |
4 |
1583 |
Why not? There's a lot of money in an ear, nose and throat practice. |
1.2479 |
0.05278 |
117 |
96 |
13 |
8 |
1584 |
I'm still looking for a vertical screen TV. |
1.2479 |
0.05278 |
117 |
96 |
13 |
8 |
1585 |
You have had enough real housewives of the serengetti |
1.2479 |
0.04687 |
117 |
92 |
21 |
4 |
1586 |
How silly of us to think high def would solve our problem. |
1.2479 |
0.04991 |
117 |
94 |
17 |
6 |
1587 |
You couldn't get a wall mounted TV set? |
1.2479 |
0.04687 |
117 |
92 |
21 |
4 |
1588 |
Let's turn this off and neck. |
1.2479 |
0.05416 |
117 |
97 |
11 |
9 |
1589 |
I hope Animal Planet doesn't keep showing footage of Uncle Joe getting drunk at last year's family get together. |
1.2479 |
0.04841 |
117 |
93 |
19 |
5 |
1590 |
I keep telling you, there is no remote. Just lean over and change channels with your nose. |
1.2479 |
0.04687 |
117 |
92 |
21 |
4 |
1591 |
Want to watch "Necked and afraid"? |
1.2479 |
0.04991 |
117 |
94 |
17 |
6 |
1592 |
Look at yourself. You need to get your head in the trees. |
1.2479 |
0.04991 |
117 |
94 |
17 |
6 |
1593 |
This is the last time I am going to stick my neck out for you Kevin. |
1.2479 |
0.04687 |
117 |
92 |
21 |
4 |
1594 |
I bought that love seat for a reason. |
1.2479 |
0.05137 |
117 |
95 |
15 |
7 |
1595 |
See. I knew you weren't above TV. |
1.2479 |
0.04361 |
117 |
90 |
25 |
2 |
1596 |
The cooking channel is not what I meant by 'more domesticated.' |
1.2479 |
0.04991 |
117 |
94 |
17 |
6 |
1597 |
I could binge watch these crazy Zebras all night. |
1.2479 |
0.04841 |
117 |
93 |
19 |
5 |
1598 |
Up for some necking? |
1.2479 |
0.04527 |
117 |
91 |
23 |
3 |
1599 |
Just because you have a big time toy sponsorship, doesn't mean you get to just sit around all day! |
1.2479 |
0.04991 |
117 |
94 |
17 |
6 |
1600 |
A little insensitive to keep using "Neck and Neck" don't you think? |
1.2479 |
0.04361 |
117 |
90 |
25 |
2 |
1601 |
I told you it should have been on the wall and mounted higher. |
1.2479 |
0.04991 |
117 |
94 |
17 |
6 |
1602 |
Not all elephants and donkeys act like the ones you see on TV. |
1.2479 |
0.05278 |
117 |
96 |
13 |
8 |
1603 |
I'm glad we were firm about the vaulted ceilings. |
1.2479 |
0.04687 |
117 |
92 |
21 |
4 |
1604 |
Are you coming to the watering hole or are you just going to sit here and watch bloody David Attenborough all day? |
1.2479 |
0.05278 |
117 |
96 |
13 |
8 |
1605 |
"Real Housewives of the Savannah" again? |
1.2479 |
0.04687 |
117 |
92 |
21 |
4 |
1606 |
I love PBS programming. It's so... Highbrow. |
1.2479 |
0.04841 |
117 |
93 |
19 |
5 |
1607 |
I told you we don't get People Planet. |
1.2479 |
0.04991 |
117 |
94 |
17 |
6 |
1608 |
Let's stick our necks out for Hillary. |
1.2479 |
0.04527 |
117 |
91 |
23 |
3 |
1609 |
The elephant is in the refrigerator. So that's done. |
1.2479 |
0.05416 |
117 |
97 |
11 |
9 |
1610 |
Oh I have seen this episode, the leopard catches Geoffrey. |
1.2479 |
0.05278 |
117 |
96 |
13 |
8 |
1611 |
Not bad; just needs a tad more headroom. |
1.2479 |
0.04527 |
117 |
91 |
23 |
3 |
1612 |
I think the couple in 6F is on to us. |
1.2479 |
0.04687 |
117 |
92 |
21 |
4 |
1613 |
Quiet Stu, "The Young and the Neckless" is starting. |
1.2479 |
0.04527 |
117 |
91 |
23 |
3 |
1614 |
But nothing in her platform speaks to even-toed hoofed mammals. |
1.2479 |
0.04361 |
117 |
90 |
25 |
2 |
1615 |
I think we should have mounted the TV. |
1.2479 |
0.04841 |
117 |
93 |
19 |
5 |
1616 |
I just wanted to give you a Heads-Up! |
1.2479 |
0.04991 |
117 |
94 |
17 |
6 |
1617 |
Well, it's official, the Livingstons have a sunroof on their new Range Rover. |
1.2479 |
0.04361 |
117 |
90 |
25 |
2 |
1618 |
I hope he builds that wall. |
1.2479 |
0.05278 |
117 |
96 |
13 |
8 |
1619 |
It is bad enough they changed it to "Nat Geo" but I draw the line at calling us "Raffs". |
1.2479 |
0.04841 |
117 |
93 |
19 |
5 |
1620 |
No wonder your posture is so bad. |
1.2479 |
0.04841 |
117 |
93 |
19 |
5 |
1621 |
Can we get a wall mount? |
1.2479 |
0.04991 |
117 |
94 |
17 |
6 |
1622 |
Stop fooling around—put the TV back on its side. |
1.2479 |
0.04687 |
117 |
92 |
21 |
4 |
1623 |
Not "Wild Kingdom" again! Why can't you just leave work at the office? |
1.2479 |
0.04841 |
117 |
93 |
19 |
5 |
1624 |
Sure, the big-screen t.v. in this sublet's good, but I REALLY like the high ceilings! |
1.2479 |
0.04527 |
117 |
91 |
23 |
3 |
1625 |
When I was your age, son, I never would have dreamed of a giraffe president. |
1.2479 |
0.04841 |
117 |
93 |
19 |
5 |
1626 |
Didn't I say no TV until after you cleaned your ceiling? |
1.2479 |
0.04189 |
117 |
89 |
27 |
1 |
1627 |
I don't like the idea of mounting things on the wall. |
1.2479 |
0.04527 |
117 |
91 |
23 |
3 |
1628 |
Since you retired, Animal Planet just hasn't been the same. |
1.2479 |
0.04527 |
117 |
91 |
23 |
3 |
1629 |
Just another tall story |
1.2479 |
0.04527 |
117 |
91 |
23 |
3 |
1630 |
It's time we face the elephant in the room, Fred. |
1.2479 |
0.04841 |
117 |
93 |
19 |
5 |
1631 |
I told you again & again Son, "NO HOOFS" on the coach |
1.2479 |
0.04527 |
117 |
91 |
23 |
3 |
1632 |
I have no use for TV until a tallscreen format is available. |
1.2479 |
0.04687 |
117 |
92 |
21 |
4 |
1633 |
Explain again how Bob woke up next to Suzanne Pleshette. |
1.2458 |
0.04953 |
118 |
95 |
17 |
6 |
1634 |
I just don't get what's supposed to be so great with widescreen format? |
1.2435 |
0.05031 |
115 |
93 |
16 |
6 |
1635 |
The tiny house idea was great! |
1.2435 |
0.04877 |
115 |
92 |
18 |
5 |
1636 |
You are a lazy pain in the neck, Milton. |
1.2435 |
0.04718 |
115 |
91 |
20 |
4 |
1637 |
tv again huh? I suppose no necking tonight |
1.2435 |
0.04877 |
115 |
92 |
18 |
5 |
1638 |
Must you continue to watch reruns of your cameo role on "Animal Kingdom"? |
1.2435 |
0.04718 |
115 |
91 |
20 |
4 |
1639 |
Please stop ordering turtlenecks on the Home Shopping Network. |
1.2435 |
0.04877 |
115 |
92 |
18 |
5 |
1640 |
It's very nice, but you should have gone with a tall screen |
1.2435 |
0.04877 |
115 |
92 |
18 |
5 |
1641 |
Binge watching "Wild Kingdom" never gets old. |
1.2435 |
0.04877 |
115 |
92 |
18 |
5 |
1642 |
No, I never met Tarzan, and neither did anyone else. |
1.2435 |
0.04877 |
115 |
92 |
18 |
5 |
1643 |
You know, the TV should really be at eye level. |
1.2435 |
0.04718 |
115 |
91 |
20 |
4 |
1644 |
I think it would better if we mounted it on the wall. |
1.2435 |
0.05031 |
115 |
93 |
16 |
6 |
1645 |
Why don't they come in a vertical screen?" |
1.2435 |
0.04718 |
115 |
91 |
20 |
4 |
1646 |
I checked the fridge. We have some longnecks. |
1.2435 |
0.05031 |
115 |
93 |
16 |
6 |
1647 |
As in the wild, their pride will be our downfall. |
1.2435 |
0.04553 |
115 |
90 |
22 |
3 |
1648 |
I've had it, the ergonomics of this apartment are just a pain in the neck. |
1.2435 |
0.05326 |
115 |
95 |
12 |
8 |
1649 |
Aren't you glad we finally talked about the elephant in the living room? |
1.2435 |
0.05180 |
115 |
94 |
14 |
7 |
1650 |
Are you all done with your grazing? |
1.2435 |
0.04877 |
115 |
92 |
18 |
5 |
1651 |
I thought that 60†was the vertical measurement. |
1.2435 |
0.04205 |
115 |
88 |
26 |
1 |
1652 |
"Running neck and neck" gets old, Shirl, really old. |
1.2435 |
0.04718 |
115 |
91 |
20 |
4 |
1653 |
Hey, Babe, why the long face? .... Watching the conventions makin' you homesick for the zoo? |
1.2435 |
0.05031 |
115 |
93 |
16 |
6 |
1654 |
I asked again. They don't make them vertical. |
1.2435 |
0.04877 |
115 |
92 |
18 |
5 |
1655 |
Do you want to "Neckflix and chill"? |
1.2435 |
0.04553 |
115 |
90 |
22 |
3 |
1656 |
I am tired of the media saying that the candidates are neck and neck. |
1.2435 |
0.04877 |
115 |
92 |
18 |
5 |
1657 |
I see you've been binge watching Neckflix again. |
1.2435 |
0.04383 |
115 |
89 |
24 |
2 |
1658 |
...and then he had the nerve to say, "TV is likely the cause of my neck problems." |
1.2435 |
0.04553 |
115 |
90 |
22 |
3 |
1659 |
Yes, maybe we should hang it higher on the wall. |
1.2435 |
0.04553 |
115 |
90 |
22 |
3 |
1660 |
I think what we needed was a long-screen. |
1.2435 |
0.04553 |
115 |
90 |
22 |
3 |
1661 |
I still think we should have gone for the tall screen. |
1.2435 |
0.04718 |
115 |
91 |
20 |
4 |
1662 |
Shark Week, Schmark Week. Why don't they have a Giraffe Week? |
1.2435 |
0.05031 |
115 |
93 |
16 |
6 |
1663 |
I say we call now and order two of those bed pillows...my neck's been killing me. |
1.2435 |
0.05031 |
115 |
93 |
16 |
6 |
1664 |
He says he's going to build a wall that's taller than us! |
1.2435 |
0.04877 |
115 |
92 |
18 |
5 |
1665 |
Don't fall asleep on the couch again. Your neck will hurt |
1.2435 |
0.04877 |
115 |
92 |
18 |
5 |
1666 |
Actually, this is high definition. |
1.2435 |
0.04718 |
115 |
91 |
20 |
4 |
1667 |
"I thought we were going to get it Portrait mode". |
1.2435 |
0.05031 |
115 |
93 |
16 |
6 |
1668 |
Landscape vs. portrait really isn't a choice for us is it, Muriel? |
1.2435 |
0.04718 |
115 |
91 |
20 |
4 |
1669 |
So you still want me to mount the TV, honey? |
1.2435 |
0.04877 |
115 |
92 |
18 |
5 |
1670 |
No, you don't need a spot reduction like those girls on Animal Planet. |
1.2435 |
0.04553 |
115 |
90 |
22 |
3 |
1671 |
I don't care if it's 4K! It cuts everyone's heads off! |
1.2435 |
0.05180 |
115 |
94 |
14 |
7 |
1672 |
darling even if the box doesn't mention it, I am sure there is no rule against turning it the other way.. |
1.2435 |
0.04553 |
115 |
90 |
22 |
3 |
1673 |
I vote wall mount. |
1.2435 |
0.04877 |
115 |
92 |
18 |
5 |
1674 |
I recall your last 3am infomercial got us these pajamas... |
1.2435 |
0.05031 |
115 |
93 |
16 |
6 |
1675 |
Mitchell, I thought the orthopedist told you to mount that thing higher. |
1.2435 |
0.04718 |
115 |
91 |
20 |
4 |
1676 |
Nature program making you homesick? |
1.2435 |
0.04553 |
115 |
90 |
22 |
3 |
1677 |
Anything good on the baobab tube? |
1.2435 |
0.05467 |
115 |
96 |
10 |
9 |
1678 |
I don't understand your addiction to midget mud wrestling. |
1.2435 |
0.05031 |
115 |
93 |
16 |
6 |
1679 |
It was a good speech, but she didn't say anything about giraffes. |
1.2435 |
0.04718 |
115 |
91 |
20 |
4 |
1680 |
Toys R Us is closing. |
1.2435 |
0.05031 |
115 |
93 |
16 |
6 |
1681 |
All right Edna, at the risk of sticking my neck out.... |
1.2435 |
0.04718 |
115 |
91 |
20 |
4 |
1682 |
Why don't they make a high-screen TV? |
1.2435 |
0.04877 |
115 |
92 |
18 |
5 |
1683 |
I don't need wide screen; I need tall screen. |
1.2435 |
0.04205 |
115 |
88 |
26 |
1 |
1684 |
How did they get the TV through the door? |
1.2435 |
0.05180 |
115 |
94 |
14 |
7 |
1685 |
Hey girl, Neckflix and chill? |
1.2435 |
0.05031 |
115 |
93 |
16 |
6 |
1686 |
Honey, you hav to stop watching these " wild humans" programs. |
1.2435 |
0.05031 |
115 |
93 |
16 |
6 |
1687 |
Mount it on the wall? Really, Carol? |
1.2435 |
0.05031 |
115 |
93 |
16 |
6 |
1688 |
Dang! we haven't spent a single weekend on the savannah since we got this #@^&%/!! Netflix account. |
1.2435 |
0.05031 |
115 |
93 |
16 |
6 |
1689 |
The curved screen is nice but I look forward to the tall one. |
1.2435 |
0.05180 |
115 |
94 |
14 |
7 |
1690 |
Giraffic Park movie marathon? |
1.2435 |
0.04718 |
115 |
91 |
20 |
4 |
1691 |
You're right, we can't fit through the door to leave, but that raises the question of how we got in here in the first place. |
1.2435 |
0.05031 |
115 |
93 |
16 |
6 |
1692 |
Your day? How about "The weather is fine." 1000 times a day. |
1.2435 |
0.05467 |
115 |
96 |
10 |
9 |
1693 |
I can't believe you sat there and watched uncle Harry get eaten by a lion on the Animal Channel! |
1.2435 |
0.05031 |
115 |
93 |
16 |
6 |
1694 |
I know the tiny house sounds great but I just really don't think it will work for us. |
1.2435 |
0.04205 |
115 |
88 |
26 |
1 |
1695 |
All you ever want to do is sit around and neck. |
1.2435 |
0.04877 |
115 |
92 |
18 |
5 |
1696 |
I hate to disappoint you dear but, like that other charismatic megafauna, you're not qualified to be President. |
1.2435 |
0.05180 |
115 |
94 |
14 |
7 |
1697 |
Try closing one eye. |
1.2435 |
0.04553 |
115 |
90 |
22 |
3 |
1698 |
Adjusting the "vertical" still doesn't get them all in the screen |
1.2435 |
0.04877 |
115 |
92 |
18 |
5 |
1699 |
It's irony, darling. I can't explain it any better. |
1.2435 |
0.04877 |
115 |
92 |
18 |
5 |
1700 |
You know that's bad for your back. |
1.2435 |
0.05031 |
115 |
93 |
16 |
6 |
1701 |
Milly, how many times I have told you? No television until you've finished cleaning the gutters. |
1.2435 |
0.04718 |
115 |
91 |
20 |
4 |
1702 |
Frankly I think Discovery Channel has a distinct anti-herbivore bias |
1.2435 |
0.04553 |
115 |
90 |
22 |
3 |
1703 |
I looked all over, dear. No one makes tall-screen TVs. |
1.2435 |
0.04877 |
115 |
92 |
18 |
5 |
1704 |
Don't tell me you're afraid of heights. |
1.2435 |
0.05180 |
115 |
94 |
14 |
7 |
1705 |
Wild Kingdom is staged and rehearsed. |
1.2435 |
0.04718 |
115 |
91 |
20 |
4 |
1706 |
Yeah, but I still wish we weren't banned from the theater... |
1.2414 |
0.04992 |
116 |
94 |
16 |
6 |
1707 |
Edna, I wish you would stop watching those stupid miracle spot removal infomercials. I've told you 1000 times, I love you just the way you are. |
1.2414 |
0.04682 |
116 |
92 |
20 |
4 |
1708 |
If you flip channels with your tongue you don't even have to get up. |
1.2414 |
0.04992 |
116 |
94 |
16 |
6 |
1709 |
You are wasting your life watching TV, you are so smart, head and shoulders above your class. |
1.2393 |
0.04802 |
117 |
94 |
18 |
5 |
1710 |
You're staring off into confined space again. |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1711 |
Sure they make wide-screen TVs, but why don't they make tall-screen TVs? |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1712 |
Do you think Mrs Goldman might tire of browsing acacia leaves in the punishing heat and want to swap back? |
1.2368 |
0.05183 |
114 |
94 |
13 |
7 |
1713 |
Don't you think the screen should be rotated 90 degrees? |
1.2368 |
0.04370 |
114 |
89 |
23 |
2 |
1714 |
If you scoot over we could neck. |
1.2368 |
0.05183 |
114 |
94 |
13 |
7 |
1715 |
The way those wildlife shows portray us leaves me speechless. |
1.2368 |
0.04712 |
114 |
91 |
19 |
4 |
1716 |
Perhaps we should have mounted the TV on a tree. |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1717 |
You've got to get a grip, Gladys... there's more to life than Animal Planet! |
1.2368 |
0.05031 |
114 |
93 |
15 |
6 |
1718 |
Just a reminder, hon. Sitting like that is easy on your knees but strains your neck. |
1.2368 |
0.04370 |
114 |
89 |
23 |
2 |
1719 |
Really? Zootopia?? |
1.2368 |
0.05031 |
114 |
93 |
15 |
6 |
1720 |
Have you not noticed I removed all the ceilings |
1.2368 |
0.05031 |
114 |
93 |
15 |
6 |
1721 |
R.N.C.? I thought this was Animal Planet! |
1.2368 |
0.05183 |
114 |
94 |
13 |
7 |
1722 |
I still think we should have wall-mounted it |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1723 |
Do they sell high screen TVs? |
1.2368 |
0.04370 |
114 |
89 |
23 |
2 |
1724 |
Would you have imagined that one day we would watch "Nature" on television?" |
1.2368 |
0.04712 |
114 |
91 |
19 |
4 |
1725 |
Call me old fashion, but I do miss the antenna. |
1.2368 |
0.05031 |
114 |
93 |
15 |
6 |
1726 |
When I asked the super for warning signs reading "duck," he laughed like a hyena. |
1.2368 |
0.05183 |
114 |
94 |
13 |
7 |
1727 |
Ask the zoo for a raise, dear. We need a bigger couch. |
1.2368 |
0.04712 |
114 |
91 |
19 |
4 |
1728 |
I prefer tall screen. |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1729 |
Why widescreen when a tall-screen is more appropriate? |
1.2368 |
0.04545 |
114 |
90 |
21 |
3 |
1730 |
You're taking binge watching to new heights |
1.2368 |
0.04545 |
114 |
90 |
21 |
3 |
1731 |
Don't worry honey, we can mount it on the wall. |
1.2368 |
0.05031 |
114 |
93 |
15 |
6 |
1732 |
At least we could see over the wall |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1733 |
"Animal Kingdom" again? |
1.2368 |
0.04712 |
114 |
91 |
19 |
4 |
1734 |
We could sell this and get a tall screen. |
1.2368 |
0.05031 |
114 |
93 |
15 |
6 |
1735 |
The vertical hold is off again. |
1.2368 |
0.05031 |
114 |
93 |
15 |
6 |
1736 |
Netflix and neck? |
1.2368 |
0.05183 |
114 |
94 |
13 |
7 |
1737 |
Why would you waste your time watching Elephant and Donkey Conventions? |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1738 |
Are you still watching the re-runs of Giraffic Park? |
1.2368 |
0.05031 |
114 |
93 |
15 |
6 |
1739 |
Where did the elephant go? |
1.2368 |
0.05031 |
114 |
93 |
15 |
6 |
1740 |
I told you we needed to mount it on the wall! |
1.2368 |
0.04712 |
114 |
91 |
19 |
4 |
1741 |
You should have put it on the wall. Ten feet higher! |
1.2368 |
0.05031 |
114 |
93 |
15 |
6 |
1742 |
Why in Hell would they put it on the floor? |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1743 |
Is it just me or do you also find it strange that all these screens are installed horizontally? |
1.2368 |
0.05031 |
114 |
93 |
15 |
6 |
1744 |
I know . . . Tall screen would have been too much to ask. |
1.2368 |
0.04545 |
114 |
90 |
21 |
3 |
1745 |
I don't like plastic sofa covers either, but what I like even less are spots on the upholstery. |
1.2368 |
0.04545 |
114 |
90 |
21 |
3 |
1746 |
What brought you to this neck of the woods? |
1.2368 |
0.04712 |
114 |
91 |
19 |
4 |
1747 |
Did you know humans have the same number of neck vertebrae that we do? |
1.2368 |
0.04712 |
114 |
91 |
19 |
4 |
1748 |
I'm worried how easily you're assimilating to our new country. |
1.2368 |
0.05331 |
114 |
95 |
11 |
8 |
1749 |
Well it so happens I'm nursing a bumped head, too. |
1.2368 |
0.04370 |
114 |
89 |
23 |
2 |
1750 |
A cathedral ceiling only goes so far. |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1751 |
I agree. There is nothing as relaxing as an evening of TV after a hot day on the Serengeti. |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1752 |
"Attack of the Lions" again! Can we watch another horror movie? |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1753 |
Ringling Brothers is on the phone for you. Again. |
1.2368 |
0.05031 |
114 |
93 |
15 |
6 |
1754 |
I'm tired of just necking - Let's go to bed! |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1755 |
I know they're running neck and neck but it's dinner time. |
1.2368 |
0.05031 |
114 |
93 |
15 |
6 |
1756 |
I knew we should have gone with the 60-inch. |
1.2368 |
0.05183 |
114 |
94 |
13 |
7 |
1757 |
Harold, you've been binging on Neckflix all day! |
1.2368 |
0.04712 |
114 |
91 |
19 |
4 |
1758 |
I’m afraid Uber only takes service animals. |
1.2368 |
0.05031 |
114 |
93 |
15 |
6 |
1759 |
Turn off the TV, sweetie, and let's neck! |
1.2368 |
0.05031 |
114 |
93 |
15 |
6 |
1760 |
I won the new TV in a giraffel. |
1.2368 |
0.05031 |
114 |
93 |
15 |
6 |
1761 |
You're in denial. The Wall is going to be taller than us. |
1.2368 |
0.04712 |
114 |
91 |
19 |
4 |
1762 |
I told you we should have bought the L-Shaped couch. |
1.2368 |
0.04189 |
114 |
88 |
25 |
1 |
1763 |
I've asked you so many times to keep your hooves off the couch. |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1764 |
We live in Savannah, not the Savannah. |
1.2368 |
0.04712 |
114 |
91 |
19 |
4 |
1765 |
If the Discovery Channel makes you homesick, stop watching. |
1.2368 |
0.04545 |
114 |
90 |
21 |
3 |
1766 |
We sure we're lucky to find a condo with 12 foot ceilings! |
1.2368 |
0.04712 |
114 |
91 |
19 |
4 |
1767 |
Sweetie have you seen my polka dot pajamas? |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1768 |
We ordered a portrait TV and they sent us landscape! |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1769 |
Wall mount I said. No you said. |
1.2368 |
0.04370 |
114 |
89 |
23 |
2 |
1770 |
Animal Channel ...again? |
1.2368 |
0.05183 |
114 |
94 |
13 |
7 |
1771 |
For the last time Frank, America's Got Talent is not going to show you strip a wild apricot tree bare in 10 seconds flat. |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1772 |
Why are there no TALL screens? |
1.2368 |
0.05031 |
114 |
93 |
15 |
6 |
1773 |
l may be sticking my neck out, but I think you need to look for a job. |
1.2368 |
0.04545 |
114 |
90 |
21 |
3 |
1774 |
Ergonomically speaking, the top of the TV screen should be at eye level. |
1.2368 |
0.04712 |
114 |
91 |
19 |
4 |
1775 |
We didn't get out of the zoo just so you could watch Jerry Springer all day. |
1.2368 |
0.05031 |
114 |
93 |
15 |
6 |
1776 |
The Hippos are making such a mess by the pool |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1777 |
You know they'll never let you be on Jeopardy. |
1.2368 |
0.05031 |
114 |
93 |
15 |
6 |
1778 |
Can I have the couch? My neck hurts. |
1.2368 |
0.05031 |
114 |
93 |
15 |
6 |
1779 |
When I said to book savannah, I didn't mean Georgia. |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1780 |
I wish you'd stop watching yourself in those safari videos |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1781 |
Did you buy an adjustable stand? |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1782 |
"Animal Planet" and chill? |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1783 |
I hate that the servicemen always install them so low. |
1.2368 |
0.05031 |
114 |
93 |
15 |
6 |
1784 |
We were once young and restless, weren't we, Geraldine? |
1.2368 |
0.03999 |
114 |
87 |
27 |
0 |
1785 |
Don't you wish they made tall screen TVs ? |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1786 |
No necking tonight, I have a sore throat. |
1.2368 |
0.05183 |
114 |
94 |
13 |
7 |
1787 |
Can't believe I stuck my neck out for you. |
1.2368 |
0.04712 |
114 |
91 |
19 |
4 |
1788 |
Can we please watch something besides the National Geographic Channel tonight? |
1.2368 |
0.04370 |
114 |
89 |
23 |
2 |
1789 |
You know, all those feel-good speeches about sticking your neck out shouldn't apply to us |
1.2368 |
0.04712 |
114 |
91 |
19 |
4 |
1790 |
i was thinking sushi |
1.2368 |
0.05183 |
114 |
94 |
13 |
7 |
1791 |
I think she stretched the truth. |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1792 |
If you move over, we could neck a little. |
1.2368 |
0.04712 |
114 |
91 |
19 |
4 |
1793 |
I keep telling you there is no giraffe news. |
1.2368 |
0.05474 |
114 |
96 |
9 |
9 |
1794 |
Orange is the new Black? |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1795 |
Mounting the TV on the wall would have been better, no? |
1.2368 |
0.04545 |
114 |
90 |
21 |
3 |
1796 |
Chill out, Linda. The only really terrible lions I know of are in Detroit. |
1.2353 |
0.04730 |
119 |
96 |
18 |
5 |
1797 |
The spot remover doesn't work! |
1.2348 |
0.04337 |
115 |
90 |
23 |
2 |
1798 |
I prefer viewing in portrait rather than landscape mode. |
1.2321 |
0.04909 |
112 |
91 |
16 |
5 |
1799 |
They Told Me That The Couch Seated Two |
1.2321 |
0.04909 |
112 |
91 |
16 |
5 |
1800 |
Must you continually binge watch Neckflix? |
1.2321 |
0.04570 |
112 |
89 |
20 |
3 |
1801 |
Do you seriously think they won't notice we watched a whole season on their account? |
1.2321 |
0.04743 |
112 |
90 |
18 |
4 |
1802 |
Perhaps an awkward question, but might you be interested in a little necking? |
1.2321 |
0.05071 |
112 |
92 |
14 |
6 |
1803 |
It makes me sad, too. No actors on TV look like us. |
1.2321 |
0.05071 |
112 |
92 |
14 |
6 |
1804 |
How about we watch a romantic movie and neck? |
1.2321 |
0.05071 |
112 |
92 |
14 |
6 |
1805 |
I prefer the Portrait orientation rather than the Landscape one. |
1.2321 |
0.04743 |
112 |
90 |
18 |
4 |
1806 |
It's a love story.....wanna neck? |
1.2321 |
0.05379 |
112 |
94 |
10 |
8 |
1807 |
All you ever want to do is neck! |
1.2321 |
0.05071 |
112 |
92 |
14 |
6 |
1808 |
Eat like a tree and leave. |
1.2321 |
0.04390 |
112 |
88 |
22 |
2 |
1809 |
When you said you wanted a longneck, did you mean me and or a bottle of beer? |
1.2321 |
0.05071 |
112 |
92 |
14 |
6 |
1810 |
Are you watching in HIGH definition? |
1.2321 |
0.04570 |
112 |
89 |
20 |
3 |
1811 |
It just seems like my life is filled with low ceilings, Sylvia. |
1.2321 |
0.04909 |
112 |
91 |
16 |
5 |
1812 |
So tired of those reality shows on Animal Planet. |
1.2321 |
0.04743 |
112 |
90 |
18 |
4 |
1813 |
I'm just not in the mood to neck. |
1.2321 |
0.05071 |
112 |
92 |
14 |
6 |
1814 |
Even PBS Nature programs are never completely accurate. |
1.2321 |
0.04570 |
112 |
89 |
20 |
3 |
1815 |
Still binging on Human Planet? |
1.2321 |
0.04390 |
112 |
88 |
22 |
2 |
1816 |
Why? Because you'll stunt your growth!!! |
1.2321 |
0.04909 |
112 |
91 |
16 |
5 |
1817 |
I think the manager is on to us. He asked me if I've ever heard of Wild Kingdom. |
1.2321 |
0.04909 |
112 |
91 |
16 |
5 |
1818 |
Going on safaris, son, is something people used to do in the old country. |
1.2321 |
0.04390 |
112 |
88 |
22 |
2 |
1819 |
Move over and let's neck |
1.2321 |
0.04570 |
112 |
89 |
20 |
3 |
1820 |
Let's put on a romantic movie and neck. |
1.2321 |
0.05071 |
112 |
92 |
14 |
6 |
1821 |
Use a pillow or you'll strain you neck. |
1.2321 |
0.04743 |
112 |
90 |
18 |
4 |
1822 |
The zebras are getting more coverage this year. |
1.2321 |
0.04743 |
112 |
90 |
18 |
4 |
1823 |
Actually, I'd rather just neck. |
1.2321 |
0.04909 |
112 |
91 |
16 |
5 |
1824 |
Is this the one where they meet and run off into the Serengeti and live happily ever after? |
1.2321 |
0.04570 |
112 |
89 |
20 |
3 |
1825 |
Jack Hanna, again? |
1.2321 |
0.04390 |
112 |
88 |
22 |
2 |
1826 |
Turn it off, dear. There's no way they can deport us all. |
1.2321 |
0.04909 |
112 |
91 |
16 |
5 |
1827 |
Do you think we'll ever get a check from Animal Planet? |
1.2321 |
0.04743 |
112 |
90 |
18 |
4 |
1828 |
Don't worry, the technician is coming back to turn the screen like it should be. |
1.2321 |
0.04390 |
112 |
88 |
22 |
2 |
1829 |
Let me know if you want that moved up a little higher. |
1.2321 |
0.04743 |
112 |
90 |
18 |
4 |
1830 |
I agree. Giraffe Week would would enhance our brand. |
1.2321 |
0.04203 |
112 |
87 |
24 |
1 |
1831 |
There’s no place to put the elephant in this room |
1.2321 |
0.04909 |
112 |
91 |
16 |
5 |
1832 |
Hard day at work? Can I rub your neck? |
1.2321 |
0.04570 |
112 |
89 |
20 |
3 |
1833 |
I still think we should have mounted it on the wall! |
1.2321 |
0.04570 |
112 |
89 |
20 |
3 |
1834 |
Anything good on the 'People Planet' Channel? |
1.2321 |
0.04390 |
112 |
88 |
22 |
2 |
1835 |
I miss the savanna, but I think I'd miss Animal Planet more. |
1.2321 |
0.04390 |
112 |
88 |
22 |
2 |
1836 |
You're slouching |
1.2321 |
0.04743 |
112 |
90 |
18 |
4 |
1837 |
Sure beats our 'natural habitat' exhibit. |
1.2321 |
0.04743 |
112 |
90 |
18 |
4 |
1838 |
I think that show's a bit of a stretch. |
1.2321 |
0.04570 |
112 |
89 |
20 |
3 |
1839 |
I did just what you said - but it's the last time I stick my neck out for you. |
1.2321 |
0.04743 |
112 |
90 |
18 |
4 |
1840 |
More reruns of real housewives of central Africa? |
1.2321 |
0.04743 |
112 |
90 |
18 |
4 |
1841 |
So maybe living together first wasn't a good idea. |
1.2321 |
0.05227 |
112 |
93 |
12 |
7 |
1842 |
Really, no necking tonight? |
1.2321 |
0.04743 |
112 |
90 |
18 |
4 |
1843 |
As an African American the Oscars offend me, but I can't miss the red carpet! |
1.2321 |
0.05071 |
112 |
92 |
14 |
6 |
1844 |
I caught Junior watching the National Geographic channel, so I grounded him. |
1.2321 |
0.04743 |
112 |
90 |
18 |
4 |
1845 |
My legs hurt...we need to buy an antenna. |
1.2301 |
0.04534 |
113 |
90 |
20 |
3 |
1846 |
You really do miss Marlin Perkins. |
1.2301 |
0.05030 |
113 |
93 |
14 |
6 |
1847 |
High ceilings means high rent. |
1.2301 |
0.04705 |
113 |
91 |
18 |
4 |
1848 |
I'm seriously considering hibernating. |
1.2301 |
0.04534 |
113 |
90 |
20 |
3 |
1849 |
I know we're huge, but I am with Her. |
1.2301 |
0.05184 |
113 |
94 |
12 |
7 |
1850 |
Do you mind if I watch basketball for a while? |
1.2301 |
0.05335 |
113 |
95 |
10 |
8 |
1851 |
No we don't need to order the Little Giant Ladder. |
1.2301 |
0.05030 |
113 |
93 |
14 |
6 |
1852 |
You just gotta get your head out of the clouds and join the real world. |
1.2301 |
0.04534 |
113 |
90 |
20 |
3 |
1853 |
Are you sure you wouldn't rather have a tall screen than a flat screen? |
1.2301 |
0.04356 |
113 |
89 |
22 |
2 |
1854 |
Wanna Neck-flix and chill? |
1.2301 |
0.04356 |
113 |
89 |
22 |
2 |
1855 |
I promise we'll get a tallscreen next week. |
1.2301 |
0.04705 |
113 |
91 |
18 |
4 |
1856 |
That episode made me giraffe out loud! |
1.2301 |
0.04705 |
113 |
91 |
18 |
4 |
1857 |
Would changing the aspect ratio help - it'd be nice to see their heads. |
1.2301 |
0.04356 |
113 |
89 |
22 |
2 |
1858 |
'Naked and Afraid'? Again? |
1.2273 |
0.04773 |
110 |
89 |
17 |
4 |
1859 |
I still prefer our life in the reserve. |
1.2273 |
0.04410 |
110 |
87 |
21 |
2 |
1860 |
Move over so we can neck. |
1.2273 |
0.04773 |
110 |
89 |
17 |
4 |
1861 |
Bob is at the door again. This time he wants us to PAY for the damage to the trees. |
1.2273 |
0.04945 |
110 |
90 |
15 |
5 |
1862 |
I know you're not handy, but you could lift a hoof now and then. |
1.2273 |
0.04945 |
110 |
90 |
15 |
5 |
1863 |
Don't ask me. I've never used the remote in my life. |
1.2273 |
0.05271 |
110 |
92 |
11 |
7 |
1864 |
Put it on the weather-up-there channel. |
1.2273 |
0.04773 |
110 |
89 |
17 |
4 |
1865 |
I'm leaving you for a symbiotic relationship with a tickbird |
1.2273 |
0.04945 |
110 |
90 |
15 |
5 |
1866 |
You up for some necking? |
1.2273 |
0.04945 |
110 |
90 |
15 |
5 |
1867 |
If it's any consolation, I feel bad about my neck too. |
1.2273 |
0.05579 |
110 |
94 |
7 |
9 |
1868 |
I warned you dear about New York "Airbnb" rentals. |
1.2273 |
0.04945 |
110 |
90 |
15 |
5 |
1869 |
Let's just sit around and neck. |
1.2273 |
0.05111 |
110 |
91 |
13 |
6 |
1870 |
I've got the aspect ratio at maximum vertical and it's still cutting everybody off mid-neck. |
1.2273 |
0.04773 |
110 |
89 |
17 |
4 |
1871 |
If I have to watch one more Giraffian have her neck augmented, I'm going to run out this door without ducking! |
1.2273 |
0.04773 |
110 |
89 |
17 |
4 |
1872 |
We never go out dancing anymore... |
1.2273 |
0.04773 |
110 |
89 |
17 |
4 |
1873 |
Why did you put the TV on its side? |
1.2273 |
0.04410 |
110 |
87 |
21 |
2 |
1874 |
You never take the long view. |
1.2273 |
0.04595 |
110 |
88 |
19 |
3 |
1875 |
For some reason they installed it on the side. |
1.2273 |
0.05111 |
110 |
91 |
13 |
6 |
1876 |
I don't even know why you watch it. Every week he gives the rose to the one with the longest neck. |
1.2273 |
0.04773 |
110 |
89 |
17 |
4 |
1877 |
Don't give me that look, Cheryl. You knew mounting it wasn't in the budget. |
1.2273 |
0.05111 |
110 |
91 |
13 |
6 |
1878 |
Binge watching reruns of Wild Kingdom again? |
1.2273 |
0.04773 |
110 |
89 |
17 |
4 |
1879 |
I'm not the only one around here who can forage. |
1.2273 |
0.04595 |
110 |
88 |
19 |
3 |
1880 |
An exciting race at the Olympics. At the finish line they were neck and neck. |
1.2273 |
0.04945 |
110 |
90 |
15 |
5 |
1881 |
Sorry I'm late, a lot of rubbernecking traffic. |
1.2273 |
0.04410 |
110 |
87 |
21 |
2 |
1882 |
'He's no Elephant'. |
1.2273 |
0.04773 |
110 |
89 |
17 |
4 |
1883 |
Try tilting your neck. |
1.2273 |
0.04773 |
110 |
89 |
17 |
4 |
1884 |
In this case the elephants are bringing extinction upon themselves |
1.2273 |
0.05111 |
110 |
91 |
13 |
6 |
1885 |
We are the silent majority. |
1.2273 |
0.04945 |
110 |
90 |
15 |
5 |
1886 |
Enough TV. How about we just stretch out together? |
1.2273 |
0.04595 |
110 |
88 |
19 |
3 |
1887 |
Yes, that's how they neck. |
1.2273 |
0.05111 |
110 |
91 |
13 |
6 |
1888 |
I renewed our passports....just in case... |
1.2273 |
0.04945 |
110 |
90 |
15 |
5 |
1889 |
"Yes - Oprah has a small neck - but you're you! |
1.2273 |
0.04945 |
110 |
90 |
15 |
5 |
1890 |
Since you got fired by Toy's R Us all you do is lay around and binge watch Netflix all day. |
1.2273 |
0.05111 |
110 |
91 |
13 |
6 |
1891 |
I dropped the remote! |
1.2273 |
0.05111 |
110 |
91 |
13 |
6 |
1892 |
How about we mount it up on the wall? |
1.2273 |
0.04410 |
110 |
87 |
21 |
2 |
1893 |
Maybe we should have sprung for the house with 60 foot ceilings. |
1.2273 |
0.04595 |
110 |
88 |
19 |
3 |
1894 |
That Taxidermist captured her perfectly. |
1.2273 |
0.04410 |
110 |
87 |
21 |
2 |
1895 |
Tamed or not, you need to get out. |
1.2273 |
0.04595 |
110 |
88 |
19 |
3 |
1896 |
Try to keep things in perspective. |
1.2273 |
0.05111 |
110 |
91 |
13 |
6 |
1897 |
The pizza was good but the mushrooms were strange. |
1.2273 |
0.05111 |
110 |
91 |
13 |
6 |
1898 |
Sit and chill, I'll be outside eating a tree. |
1.2273 |
0.04945 |
110 |
90 |
15 |
5 |
1899 |
This is not my idea of a "high-rise" apartment! |
1.2273 |
0.04595 |
110 |
88 |
19 |
3 |
1900 |
Mother said no necking on the couch |
1.2273 |
0.04773 |
110 |
89 |
17 |
4 |
1901 |
It's o.k., but I liked our old tall-screen t.v. better. |
1.2273 |
0.04945 |
110 |
90 |
15 |
5 |
1902 |
You've become a disappointment to both the kids and your mother , Geoffrey . |
1.2273 |
0.05271 |
110 |
92 |
11 |
7 |
1903 |
Well if he's going to build a wall to keep us out, it better to be a pretty high wall. |
1.2273 |
0.04945 |
110 |
90 |
15 |
5 |
1904 |
Ever watched Human Planet? It's a circus. |
1.2273 |
0.05111 |
110 |
91 |
13 |
6 |
1905 |
I am really hoping they will be surprised to see us. |
1.2273 |
0.04773 |
110 |
89 |
17 |
4 |
1906 |
You call this "a vacation"? |
1.2273 |
0.04773 |
110 |
89 |
17 |
4 |
1907 |
Lets turn off the tv and get neck-ed! |
1.2273 |
0.04773 |
110 |
89 |
17 |
4 |
1908 |
Watching 'Walking Tall' again? |
1.2273 |
0.04595 |
110 |
88 |
19 |
3 |
1909 |
We need to figure a way to make that screen vertical! |
1.2273 |
0.04945 |
110 |
90 |
15 |
5 |
1910 |
Do you want a bowl of acacia leaves, popcorn, or $1.00 slice pizza? |
1.2273 |
0.04773 |
110 |
89 |
17 |
4 |
1911 |
NatGeo again? Her neck probably isn't even real. |
1.2273 |
0.05427 |
110 |
93 |
9 |
8 |
1912 |
How did you get that thing in here? |
1.2273 |
0.04595 |
110 |
88 |
19 |
3 |
1913 |
I guess it's donkeys and elephants for the next three months. |
1.2273 |
0.04773 |
110 |
89 |
17 |
4 |
1914 |
But giraffes are High Definition, by definition! |
1.2273 |
0.04595 |
110 |
88 |
19 |
3 |
1915 |
Why are New Yorker cartoons always based on non sequitur illustrations? |
1.2273 |
0.05111 |
110 |
91 |
13 |
6 |
1916 |
My folks won’t be home for an hour. Let’s neck. |
1.2273 |
0.04773 |
110 |
89 |
17 |
4 |
1917 |
Son, there's more to life than Meerkat Manor. |
1.2273 |
0.04217 |
110 |
86 |
23 |
1 |
1918 |
I told you we should have hung the TV over the fireplace |
1.2273 |
0.04410 |
110 |
87 |
21 |
2 |
1919 |
In the mood for necking ? |
1.2273 |
0.05111 |
110 |
91 |
13 |
6 |
1920 |
Well, it's not the Serengeti, but it'll do. |
1.2273 |
0.04410 |
110 |
87 |
21 |
2 |
1921 |
It's not neck to neck; trust me, she'll beat him. |
1.2252 |
0.05532 |
111 |
95 |
7 |
9 |
1922 |
Noah said he's building another ark. Turn off the tv. We've got to go. |
1.2252 |
0.04735 |
111 |
90 |
17 |
4 |
1923 |
Don't be scared, he just plays a lion on TV |
1.2252 |
0.04183 |
111 |
87 |
23 |
1 |
1924 |
You'll twist your neck sitting like that. |
1.2252 |
0.04735 |
111 |
90 |
17 |
4 |
1925 |
Who says this isn't our natural habitat? |
1.2252 |
0.04558 |
111 |
89 |
19 |
3 |
1926 |
A first-class upgrade. . . good old Noah. |
1.2252 |
0.04558 |
111 |
89 |
19 |
3 |
1927 |
We're moving back to Africa if that orangutan insults us next. |
1.2252 |
0.05228 |
111 |
93 |
11 |
7 |
1928 |
What a relief not to be elephants or donkeys! |
1.2252 |
0.05069 |
111 |
92 |
13 |
6 |
1929 |
Son, get off your ass and clean up your droppings in the kitchen. |
1.2252 |
0.04904 |
111 |
91 |
15 |
5 |
1930 |
Would you like to neck-flex and chill? |
1.2252 |
0.05228 |
111 |
93 |
11 |
7 |
1931 |
Watching the nature channel all day is just going to make you more depressed. |
1.2252 |
0.05228 |
111 |
93 |
11 |
7 |
1932 |
I told you too much screen time will ruin your posture. |
1.2252 |
0.04904 |
111 |
91 |
15 |
5 |
1933 |
If they score, please…no more holes in the ceiling. |
1.2232 |
0.04340 |
112 |
89 |
21 |
2 |
1934 |
I see I missed the boat. 'Noah' was just on. |
1.2202 |
0.04939 |
109 |
90 |
14 |
5 |
1935 |
Tell me again, are we more friendly with the elephants or the donkeys? |
1.2202 |
0.04764 |
109 |
89 |
16 |
4 |
1936 |
How about a little necking on the couch? |
1.2202 |
0.04582 |
109 |
88 |
18 |
3 |
1937 |
Turn it off and go eat your flora! |
1.2202 |
0.04764 |
109 |
89 |
16 |
4 |
1938 |
Honey do you think we will ever get past necking? |
1.2202 |
0.05108 |
109 |
91 |
12 |
6 |
1939 |
Don't let your head droop, too close to the television dear. |
1.2202 |
0.04764 |
109 |
89 |
16 |
4 |
1940 |
They're neck and neck? Yeah, right. |
1.2202 |
0.04393 |
109 |
87 |
20 |
2 |
1941 |
"We could go shopping the lions are away for the weekend.' |
1.2202 |
0.04582 |
109 |
88 |
18 |
3 |
1942 |
I wish the ceilings weren't so low. |
1.2202 |
0.04764 |
109 |
89 |
16 |
4 |
1943 |
Are you still watching that nature documentary about humans? They're such animals. |
1.2202 |
0.05108 |
109 |
91 |
12 |
6 |
1944 |
Any tall tales on tonight? |
1.2202 |
0.04764 |
109 |
89 |
16 |
4 |
1945 |
I know his neck is long enough to win your vote, but he may send us back to Africa... |
1.2202 |
0.04764 |
109 |
89 |
16 |
4 |
1946 |
The elephants are really emabarassing themselves this time around. |
1.2202 |
0.04764 |
109 |
89 |
16 |
4 |
1947 |
It's not fair that only Ostriches are allowed to bury their heads in the sand |
1.2202 |
0.04582 |
109 |
88 |
18 |
3 |
1948 |
How quaint, the elephants are called Republicans, and donkeys are called Democrats. |
1.2202 |
0.04939 |
109 |
90 |
14 |
5 |
1949 |
You've seen every episode of Breaking Bad. How long has it been since we did some serious necking? |
1.2202 |
0.04582 |
109 |
88 |
18 |
3 |
1950 |
This new wide angle TV does nothing for me. |
1.2202 |
0.05108 |
109 |
91 |
12 |
6 |
1951 |
That door frame is ruining my neckline. |
1.2202 |
0.04582 |
109 |
88 |
18 |
3 |
1952 |
Don’t you ever get sick of Human Planet? |
1.2202 |
0.04195 |
109 |
86 |
22 |
1 |
1953 |
Oh, THAT kind of necking. |
1.2202 |
0.04764 |
109 |
89 |
16 |
4 |
1954 |
Yes dear, with that many martinis you might be seeing pink elephants... |
1.2202 |
0.04939 |
109 |
90 |
14 |
5 |
1955 |
I don't think there's a future for you in pornography – especially after watching us on Animal Planet. |
1.2202 |
0.05108 |
109 |
91 |
12 |
6 |
1956 |
Has 'Tall Tails' started yet? |
1.2202 |
0.04582 |
109 |
88 |
18 |
3 |
1957 |
You know,this obsession with "Big Cat Diary" isn't helping your insomnia any. |
1.2202 |
0.04582 |
109 |
88 |
18 |
3 |
1958 |
What do you mean, you want more premium channels? Why, when I was your age, all I got to watch were the endless miles of the Serengeti!! |
1.2202 |
0.04582 |
109 |
88 |
18 |
3 |
1959 |
I get the chills watching Dracula. |
1.2202 |
0.04582 |
109 |
88 |
18 |
3 |
1960 |
Unfortunately, Animal Planet is not part of our cable package. |
1.2202 |
0.04393 |
109 |
87 |
20 |
2 |
1961 |
The Travel Channel again? We've been to the Serengeti. |
1.2202 |
0.03987 |
109 |
85 |
24 |
0 |
1962 |
Watching the chiropractor network? |
1.2202 |
0.04582 |
109 |
88 |
18 |
3 |
1963 |
Can we please watch something other than "Real Housewives of the Serenghetti"? |
1.2202 |
0.05108 |
109 |
91 |
12 |
6 |
1964 |
Aren't you outraged that all TV screens are horizontally over- represented? |
1.2202 |
0.04939 |
109 |
90 |
14 |
5 |
1965 |
How many times have I told you not to put your hooves on the furniture. |
1.2202 |
0.04939 |
109 |
90 |
14 |
5 |
1966 |
Isn't there anything on besides National Geographic? |
1.2202 |
0.04764 |
109 |
89 |
16 |
4 |
1967 |
Ohh, a 2 hour romance movie. Wanna neck? |
1.2202 |
0.04582 |
109 |
88 |
18 |
3 |
1968 |
You're rubbernecking again. |
1.2202 |
0.04764 |
109 |
89 |
16 |
4 |
1969 |
The jungle had HD. |
1.2202 |
0.04582 |
109 |
88 |
18 |
3 |
1970 |
Those 'performance enhancers' give me a stiff neck! |
1.2202 |
0.04764 |
109 |
89 |
16 |
4 |
1971 |
Let's put on a rom-com and neck. |
1.2202 |
0.04939 |
109 |
90 |
14 |
5 |
1972 |
Don't blame me when all the good leaves are gone... |
1.2202 |
0.04764 |
109 |
89 |
16 |
4 |
1973 |
I told you wall mounting would be more comfortable |
1.2202 |
0.04764 |
109 |
89 |
16 |
4 |
1974 |
Quit saying, "It takes a big man to admit he's wrong," about everything. |
1.2202 |
0.04582 |
109 |
88 |
18 |
3 |
1975 |
You're going to get a crick in your neck from all your binge watching. |
1.2202 |
0.05108 |
109 |
91 |
12 |
6 |
1976 |
If Trump gets elected, we should try to get on that ark in Kentucky. |
1.2202 |
0.04939 |
109 |
90 |
14 |
5 |
1977 |
After watching the Elephants and now the Donkeys I really think we should get in the game. |
1.2202 |
0.04764 |
109 |
89 |
16 |
4 |
1978 |
It's OK honey, the next president has no jurisdiction over the animal kingdom. |
1.2202 |
0.04939 |
109 |
90 |
14 |
5 |
1979 |
Not 'American Giraffiti' again. |
1.2202 |
0.04939 |
109 |
90 |
14 |
5 |
1980 |
I can't believe those TV commercials for sore throat lozenges. |
1.2202 |
0.05108 |
109 |
91 |
12 |
6 |
1981 |
Honey, aren't you tired of watching all those human shows? |
1.2202 |
0.04939 |
109 |
90 |
14 |
5 |
1982 |
What do you need the remote control for anyway? |
1.2202 |
0.04393 |
109 |
87 |
20 |
2 |
1983 |
The next time we commit to a furries fantasy weekend, let me pick our costumes. |
1.2202 |
0.05108 |
109 |
91 |
12 |
6 |
1984 |
Can't you just switch it to portrait mode? |
1.2202 |
0.05108 |
109 |
91 |
12 |
6 |
1985 |
I agree that it resembles a baby giraffe dear, but it is in fact the Republican nomination for President |
1.2202 |
0.05272 |
109 |
92 |
10 |
7 |
1986 |
I don't care if you can clean your room without getting up from the couch. It's the principle of the thing. |
1.2202 |
0.04939 |
109 |
90 |
14 |
5 |
1987 |
I still say the screen should be at eye level. |
1.2202 |
0.04764 |
109 |
89 |
16 |
4 |
1988 |
All right. I'll rub your Hooves. But no Necking. |
1.2202 |
0.04195 |
109 |
86 |
22 |
1 |
1989 |
'Animal Planet' always makes you homesick. |
1.2202 |
0.04764 |
109 |
89 |
16 |
4 |
1990 |
I thought we decided that vertical worked better than wide screen. |
1.2202 |
0.04393 |
109 |
87 |
20 |
2 |
1991 |
what good is a love seat for one |
1.2202 |
0.04582 |
109 |
88 |
18 |
3 |
1992 |
I prefer the format where everyone is tall and skinny. |
1.2202 |
0.04582 |
109 |
88 |
18 |
3 |
1993 |
Didn't I tell you not to watch Lion Week |
1.2202 |
0.04393 |
109 |
87 |
20 |
2 |
1994 |
I'll never know why you find those human wildlife specials from the conventions so fascinating. |
1.2202 |
0.04582 |
109 |
88 |
18 |
3 |
1995 |
You know, Dorothy, ever since we left the savanna, you've been getting complacent. |
1.2202 |
0.05108 |
109 |
91 |
12 |
6 |
1996 |
Don't you wish they'd transmit in portrait? |
1.2202 |
0.04764 |
109 |
89 |
16 |
4 |
1997 |
Wanna neck on the couch? |
1.2202 |
0.04939 |
109 |
90 |
14 |
5 |
1998 |
Not a bad idea, this vacation exchange. |
1.2202 |
0.04939 |
109 |
90 |
14 |
5 |
1999 |
Just lie on your side and quit complaining! |
1.2202 |
0.04582 |
109 |
88 |
18 |
3 |
2000 |
I'm gonna go grab a couple of long necks, want anything? |
1.2202 |
0.04764 |
109 |
89 |
16 |
4 |
2001 |
Slide over, two glasses of wine, some cuddling, and lots of necking? |
1.2202 |
0.04939 |
109 |
90 |
14 |
5 |
2002 |
I still say you're too tall for Project Runway. |
1.2202 |
0.04939 |
109 |
90 |
14 |
5 |
2003 |
If you're just going to sit around binge watching The Walking Dead, we may as well go back to the zoo. |
1.2202 |
0.04764 |
109 |
89 |
16 |
4 |
2004 |
The head room is a plus. |
1.2202 |
0.04582 |
109 |
88 |
18 |
3 |
2005 |
Can't you wall mount the TV? |
1.2202 |
0.04393 |
109 |
87 |
20 |
2 |
2006 |
How did we ever survive without air conditioning and TV? |
1.2202 |
0.04582 |
109 |
88 |
18 |
3 |
2007 |
Are you binge watching Tarzan movies again? |
1.2202 |
0.04393 |
109 |
87 |
20 |
2 |
2008 |
They call THAT high-definition? |
1.2202 |
0.04764 |
109 |
89 |
16 |
4 |
2009 |
This ballgame is neck and neck. |
1.2202 |
0.04582 |
109 |
88 |
18 |
3 |
2010 |
Care for a longneck? |
1.2202 |
0.04939 |
109 |
90 |
14 |
5 |
2011 |
And the best thing! If we lose the remote, no problem. |
1.2202 |
0.04764 |
109 |
89 |
16 |
4 |
2012 |
It was always my dream to play center for the Knicks |
1.2202 |
0.04582 |
109 |
88 |
18 |
3 |
2013 |
Ok - I'll join you but no necking |
1.2182 |
0.05227 |
110 |
93 |
10 |
7 |
2014 |
...and you didn't believe me when I said there'd be better reception here than out in the savanna! |
1.2182 |
0.04545 |
110 |
89 |
18 |
3 |
2015 |
I think it's more than a little sick that you're watching The Hunt. |
1.2182 |
0.04898 |
110 |
91 |
14 |
5 |
2016 |
How the hell do you get out of here anyway? |
1.2182 |
0.04725 |
110 |
90 |
16 |
4 |
2017 |
You know, it occurred to me that it would be a lot easier for us both to see the TV if it were down flat on the table. |
1.2182 |
0.05227 |
110 |
93 |
10 |
7 |
2018 |
Sorry Love, Animal Planet isn't in our bundle. |
1.2182 |
0.03956 |
110 |
86 |
24 |
0 |
2019 |
Really? 'Wild Kingdom' reruns again tonight? |
1.2182 |
0.04357 |
110 |
88 |
20 |
2 |
2020 |
It's so much better since you fixed the vertical hold. |
1.2182 |
0.04161 |
110 |
87 |
22 |
1 |
2021 |
Rotate your screen 90 degrees for the optimal viewing experience. |
1.2182 |
0.04725 |
110 |
90 |
16 |
4 |
2022 |
I don't get how they chose the donkey over us. |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
2023 |
I bet you're sitting on the remote again! |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
2024 |
Who had the bright idea to have TVs horizontal? |
1.2150 |
0.04605 |
107 |
87 |
17 |
3 |
2025 |
How about a bit of necking? |
1.2150 |
0.04605 |
107 |
87 |
17 |
3 |
2026 |
Political conventions are a different wild kingdom altogether. |
1.2150 |
0.03990 |
107 |
84 |
23 |
0 |
2027 |
Yeah, but we don't complain when they invade our habitat !! |
1.2150 |
0.04605 |
107 |
87 |
17 |
3 |
2028 |
It's a black tie affair, I'd wear the 96 inch. |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
2029 |
I'm sure glad we're not elephants or donkeys |
1.2150 |
0.04974 |
107 |
89 |
13 |
5 |
2030 |
The bidet is broken. |
1.2150 |
0.05316 |
107 |
91 |
9 |
7 |
2031 |
What is with you and landscape videos? |
1.2150 |
0.04410 |
107 |
86 |
19 |
2 |
2032 |
That's as high as it can go. |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
2033 |
The game is neck to neck. |
1.2150 |
0.04974 |
107 |
89 |
13 |
5 |
2034 |
Really..I can't believe you're still watching the real house giraffes of the Serengeti?! |
1.2150 |
0.04605 |
107 |
87 |
17 |
3 |
2035 |
Is Zoolander on yet? |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
2036 |
"I wish they'd make these TVs vertical". |
1.2150 |
0.04974 |
107 |
89 |
13 |
5 |
2037 |
They don't have tall screen TV, only wide. |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
2038 |
I liked our zoo better. |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
2039 |
Maybe the elephants will go home and we'll finally have our moment. |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
2040 |
Are you watching Human Planet again? |
1.2150 |
0.04605 |
107 |
87 |
17 |
3 |
2041 |
At least Trump is willing to stick his neck out. |
1.2150 |
0.04605 |
107 |
87 |
17 |
3 |
2042 |
Did you DVR "The Real Housewives of the Savannah"? |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
2043 |
But "Real Housewives of Sub-Saharan Africa" don't spend all day on the couch. |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
2044 |
If you fall asleep out here, you'll wake up with a sore you-know-what. |
1.2150 |
0.04605 |
107 |
87 |
17 |
3 |
2045 |
I knew we should've bought the TV stand! |
1.2150 |
0.04205 |
107 |
85 |
21 |
1 |
2046 |
"Airbnb needs to be more descriptive". |
1.2150 |
0.04974 |
107 |
89 |
13 |
5 |
2047 |
All this NBA talk has gone straight to your head. |
1.2150 |
0.04974 |
107 |
89 |
13 |
5 |
2048 |
Oh no, not the nature channel again! |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
2049 |
Yes, he's giving them a rose. But not so they can eat it. |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
2050 |
Never in my wildest dreams. |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
2051 |
Animal Planet makes my spots feel bad ass. |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
2052 |
Just because we can't fit through our apartment door is no reason to give up and spend the rest of your life on this couch. |
1.2150 |
0.05316 |
107 |
91 |
9 |
7 |
2053 |
They don't make tall screens. |
1.2150 |
0.04605 |
107 |
87 |
17 |
3 |
2054 |
I get it why the elephant in the first convention, but don't understand why the donkey in this one. |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
2055 |
Didn't I ask you to get a portrait template not a landscape! |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
2056 |
"Is that cousin Gerry on TV with Jack Hanna? |
1.2150 |
0.04974 |
107 |
89 |
13 |
5 |
2057 |
I think the aspect ratio is off. |
1.2150 |
0.04974 |
107 |
89 |
13 |
5 |
2058 |
Ah, the new episode of "So You Think You Can Reach" |
1.2150 |
0.04605 |
107 |
87 |
17 |
3 |
2059 |
I think the show you are watching is way over even your head. |
1.2150 |
0.04205 |
107 |
85 |
21 |
1 |
2060 |
Discovery, Again? |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
2061 |
Really? The necked channel again? |
1.2150 |
0.04974 |
107 |
89 |
13 |
5 |
2062 |
Elephants! donkeys! Enough with identity politics! |
1.2150 |
0.04205 |
107 |
85 |
21 |
1 |
2063 |
Looks like the race for the White House is going to be neck and neck |
1.2150 |
0.04605 |
107 |
87 |
17 |
3 |
2064 |
Now that I think of it, your father had a long neck also. |
1.2150 |
0.05148 |
107 |
90 |
11 |
6 |
2065 |
Satisfied? I told you that couch would be too small for necking. |
1.2150 |
0.04974 |
107 |
89 |
13 |
5 |
2066 |
I think it's high time we bu a wall-mounted screen. |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
2067 |
I hate to be constricted by this horizontal format. |
1.2150 |
0.04974 |
107 |
89 |
13 |
5 |
2068 |
I'm just saying, you can watch too many Attenburough documentaries... |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
2069 |
Oy, Real Giraffes from the Serengeti? |
1.2150 |
0.04605 |
107 |
87 |
17 |
3 |
2070 |
You have your aspect ratio, I have mine. |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
2071 |
I can't stand watching the news anymore, it's a jungle out there. |
1.2150 |
0.04410 |
107 |
86 |
19 |
2 |
2072 |
The term touch screen means TOUCH not lean over and lick! Use the REMOTE! |
1.2150 |
0.04974 |
107 |
89 |
13 |
5 |
2073 |
Frankly, I found the open savanna to be dull and boring. |
1.2150 |
0.04605 |
107 |
87 |
17 |
3 |
2074 |
Honey, wanna neck? |
1.2150 |
0.05148 |
107 |
90 |
11 |
6 |
2075 |
You're a maculate housekeeper. |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
2076 |
You want a beer, I'll get you a beer. Stubby or longneck? |
1.2150 |
0.04205 |
107 |
85 |
21 |
1 |
2077 |
How about something romantic and a whole lot of necking on the couch? |
1.2150 |
0.04410 |
107 |
86 |
19 |
2 |
2078 |
You said you wouldn't watch Planet Earth without me. |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
2079 |
May I sit neck to you? |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
2080 |
How many times have I told you to hold your phone vertically when you shoot videos of me? |
1.2150 |
0.04605 |
107 |
87 |
17 |
3 |
2081 |
Is that my orange-spotted turtle-neck sweater you're wearing? |
1.2150 |
0.04410 |
107 |
86 |
19 |
2 |
2082 |
How about I mount it on the ceiling? |
1.2150 |
0.04205 |
107 |
85 |
21 |
1 |
2083 |
A little to the left...STOP...good. Now don't move till the show's over. |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
2084 |
He's too short for you |
1.2150 |
0.04205 |
107 |
85 |
21 |
1 |
2085 |
I can't believe that reporter is putting her neck out to interview an extremist-hyena. |
1.2150 |
0.04410 |
107 |
86 |
19 |
2 |
2086 |
So what do you think of that ark deal???? |
1.2150 |
0.04410 |
107 |
86 |
19 |
2 |
2087 |
Can I bring you a long neck? |
1.2150 |
0.05148 |
107 |
90 |
11 |
6 |
2088 |
These post war ceilings are still too low. |
1.2150 |
0.04605 |
107 |
87 |
17 |
3 |
2089 |
We HAVE to watch! When the Republicans blame it on their donkey and the Democrats blame it on their elephant, we've got to be ready! |
1.2150 |
0.04974 |
107 |
89 |
13 |
5 |
2090 |
Maybe profile would work better than landscape? |
1.2150 |
0.04974 |
107 |
89 |
13 |
5 |
2091 |
We don't talk anymore, Harold. |
1.2150 |
0.05148 |
107 |
90 |
11 |
6 |
2092 |
I'm done with this convention zoo |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
2093 |
This binge watching is cutting into our necking time! |
1.2150 |
0.04605 |
107 |
87 |
17 |
3 |
2094 |
We didn't come on this safari so you could watch Necksflix |
1.2150 |
0.04974 |
107 |
89 |
13 |
5 |
2095 |
Room’s too small, no tree leaves from Room Service, can’t access the bathroom- was seeing Lion King worth it? |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
2096 |
All I could find was horizontal format. There's no sensitivity to diversity in the population. |
1.2150 |
0.05148 |
107 |
90 |
11 |
6 |
2097 |
I always picture you reaching higher than this. |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
2098 |
I hate to disappoint you, but it's actually pronounced 'Jurassic World.' |
1.2130 |
0.04567 |
108 |
88 |
17 |
3 |
2099 |
I think it's time you faced your addiction to The Real Housewives of the Savanna. |
1.2130 |
0.04753 |
108 |
89 |
15 |
4 |
2100 |
They dropped the National Geographic Channel. |
1.2130 |
0.04931 |
108 |
90 |
13 |
5 |
2101 |
How about instead of a wide screen television they made a high screen television! |
1.2130 |
0.04567 |
108 |
88 |
17 |
3 |
2102 |
Marlin Perkins reruns? |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2103 |
High-def my eye. It's way too low. |
1.2091 |
0.04302 |
110 |
89 |
19 |
2 |
2104 |
How about I sit next to you and we do some serious necking? |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
2105 |
Binge-watching "Animal Kingdom"? |
1.2075 |
0.04589 |
106 |
87 |
16 |
3 |
2106 |
Honey, if you shut the TV and come to bed now, I'll give you that neck massage you've been wanting. |
1.2075 |
0.04388 |
106 |
86 |
18 |
2 |
2107 |
It looks like the candidates are running neck and neck. |
1.2075 |
0.04589 |
106 |
87 |
16 |
3 |
2108 |
Did you know they have the same number of vertebrae as we do? |
1.2075 |
0.04780 |
106 |
88 |
14 |
4 |
2109 |
Beats the stifling savannah heat and that survival of the fittest run around. |
1.2075 |
0.04589 |
106 |
87 |
16 |
3 |
2110 |
I'm gonna get a beer. Want another long neck? |
1.2075 |
0.04780 |
106 |
88 |
14 |
4 |
2111 |
Did you order Ethiopian take-out? |
1.2075 |
0.05314 |
106 |
91 |
8 |
7 |
2112 |
Really gives you something to ruminate about. |
1.2075 |
0.04179 |
106 |
85 |
20 |
1 |
2113 |
I'm a little concerned about the level of violence on the Nature Channel!! |
1.2075 |
0.04589 |
106 |
87 |
16 |
3 |
2114 |
I've told you before, you're going to get a stiff neck if you sit that close. |
1.2075 |
0.04589 |
106 |
87 |
16 |
3 |
2115 |
Scootch |
1.2075 |
0.04780 |
106 |
88 |
14 |
4 |
2116 |
Really? "Naked and Afraid?" |
1.2075 |
0.04179 |
106 |
85 |
20 |
1 |
2117 |
You have to use the vertical control button. |
1.2075 |
0.05143 |
106 |
90 |
10 |
6 |
2118 |
They canceled Animal Planet. |
1.2075 |
0.04388 |
106 |
86 |
18 |
2 |
2119 |
Height alone won’t win you America’s Next Top Model. |
1.2075 |
0.04388 |
106 |
86 |
18 |
2 |
2120 |
Mutual of Omaha again? |
1.2075 |
0.04388 |
106 |
86 |
18 |
2 |
2121 |
It's a beautiful day out there. Why don't you and your brother go outside and play predator and prey? |
1.2075 |
0.04179 |
106 |
85 |
20 |
1 |
2122 |
Screw ISIS, the real villains are those guys on Animal Planet |
1.2075 |
0.04965 |
106 |
89 |
12 |
5 |
2123 |
How come everyone looks so small? |
1.2075 |
0.05143 |
106 |
90 |
10 |
6 |
2124 |
I don't think you're a couch potato unless you turn the thing on. |
1.2075 |
0.04780 |
106 |
88 |
14 |
4 |
2125 |
what were they thinking when they mounted this horizontally? |
1.2075 |
0.04780 |
106 |
88 |
14 |
4 |
2126 |
You're sitting on the remote. |
1.2075 |
0.04965 |
106 |
89 |
12 |
5 |
2127 |
When I watch the National Geographic Channel, I just get reminiscent. |
1.2075 |
0.04179 |
106 |
85 |
20 |
1 |
2128 |
The Tree Channel will get you in the mood. |
1.2075 |
0.04179 |
106 |
85 |
20 |
1 |
2129 |
Your Uber is here. |
1.2075 |
0.04780 |
106 |
88 |
14 |
4 |
2130 |
Are we better off than we were four years ago? |
1.2075 |
0.04965 |
106 |
89 |
12 |
5 |
2131 |
"Let's get necked.' |
1.2075 |
0.04780 |
106 |
88 |
14 |
4 |
2132 |
Camel backs are so dated honey, it's time for a sectional |
1.2075 |
0.04780 |
106 |
88 |
14 |
4 |
2133 |
Tree foliage special on? |
1.2075 |
0.05143 |
106 |
90 |
10 |
6 |
2134 |
Yes, Bob, you were spots-on again |
1.2075 |
0.04589 |
106 |
87 |
16 |
3 |
2135 |
The heads are all cut off because they don't make vertical TV sets, only horizontal ones. |
1.2075 |
0.04780 |
106 |
88 |
14 |
4 |
2136 |
I've had it up to here with you hogging the good couch. |
1.2075 |
0.04589 |
106 |
87 |
16 |
3 |
2137 |
Barbra you are slim! The screen is just not designed to flatter OUR body type. |
1.2075 |
0.04589 |
106 |
87 |
16 |
3 |
2138 |
Have you seen the remote? |
1.2075 |
0.04780 |
106 |
88 |
14 |
4 |
2139 |
Either Attenborough goes, or I go ! |
1.2075 |
0.04589 |
106 |
87 |
16 |
3 |
2140 |
I don't know about you, but I miss those crazy lions |
1.2075 |
0.04780 |
106 |
88 |
14 |
4 |
2141 |
Live! From Great Neck, New York! It's Saturday Neck Live! |
1.2075 |
0.04965 |
106 |
89 |
12 |
5 |
2142 |
Let's neck. |
1.2075 |
0.04780 |
106 |
88 |
14 |
4 |
2143 |
Have you seen the remote? Losing it is a pain in the neck. |
1.2075 |
0.04780 |
106 |
88 |
14 |
4 |
2144 |
Well, it beats me Daphne, how they have the cheek to call that thing High Definition . |
1.2075 |
0.04388 |
106 |
86 |
18 |
2 |
2145 |
The political conventions are getting hard to swallow. |
1.2075 |
0.04780 |
106 |
88 |
14 |
4 |
2146 |
DO WE HAVE A GALLON OF THROAT LOZENGES? |
1.2075 |
0.04388 |
106 |
86 |
18 |
2 |
2147 |
So where's the elephant in the room? |
1.2075 |
0.04780 |
106 |
88 |
14 |
4 |
2148 |
If you sit like that you'll get neck cramps. |
1.2075 |
0.04780 |
106 |
88 |
14 |
4 |
2149 |
These modern zoos ROCK. |
1.2075 |
0.05143 |
106 |
90 |
10 |
6 |
2150 |
I still say you need to turn the screen sideways for specials about us. |
1.2075 |
0.04388 |
106 |
86 |
18 |
2 |
2151 |
Americans want truth in politics? That's a tall tale or tall order. Either way, it's a stretch. |
1.2056 |
0.04922 |
107 |
90 |
12 |
5 |
2152 |
Animal Planet reruns? Again? |
1.2056 |
0.04739 |
107 |
89 |
14 |
4 |
2153 |
Is it the meeting of the donkeys or the elephants this week? |
1.2056 |
0.04550 |
107 |
88 |
16 |
3 |
2154 |
I think we need to turn the TV the other way. |
1.2056 |
0.04550 |
107 |
88 |
16 |
3 |
2155 |
:I like watching tall tales, don't you?" |
1.2056 |
0.04550 |
107 |
88 |
16 |
3 |
2156 |
So this is how the other side lives. |
1.2056 |
0.04550 |
107 |
88 |
16 |
3 |
2157 |
We should get a taller screen. |
1.2056 |
0.04739 |
107 |
89 |
14 |
4 |
2158 |
Animal Planet is so idealistic. |
1.2037 |
0.04315 |
108 |
88 |
18 |
2 |
2159 |
Let's watch 'Up'. |
1.2019 |
0.04998 |
104 |
88 |
11 |
5 |
2160 |
Will you stop watching Animal Planet and help me change the light bulb? |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2161 |
Unfortunately, they don't come with vertical adjustment knobs anymore. |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2162 |
Hey, last Monday's dinner tastes wonderful! |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2163 |
Yes, even though you're not a donkey or an elephant, a third-party candidate could supercharge your modelling career. |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2164 |
I'd like to watch the Bears Bengals game instead of your family on Animal Planet |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2165 |
Another "Mr. Ed" rerun? |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2166 |
Torrential downpour in the forecast. Hurry up and pack so we don't get left behind. You know how impatient Noah can be sometimes. |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2167 |
When you suggested we live with your parents you did NOT mention that they weren't giraffes. |
1.2019 |
0.04185 |
104 |
84 |
19 |
1 |
2168 |
Be a couch potato, if that's what you want. I'm going to the zoo. |
1.2019 |
0.04185 |
104 |
84 |
19 |
1 |
2169 |
Why don't we form a third party. |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2170 |
If we mounted it on the wall, we wouldn't have to stare down at the screen. |
1.2019 |
0.05182 |
104 |
89 |
9 |
6 |
2171 |
If you can't raise the screen, can you turn it vertically? |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2172 |
That was Larry on the phone. A few of the guys are meeting up at the watering hole to watch the game - any interest? |
1.2019 |
0.04998 |
104 |
88 |
11 |
5 |
2173 |
The elephant and the donkey are outside fighting again. |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2174 |
A little netflix and chill? |
1.2019 |
0.04998 |
104 |
88 |
11 |
5 |
2175 |
Honey, you've got the screen sideways. |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2176 |
Damn politicians, they are all a bunch of carnivores. |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2177 |
The donkeys are boring, and the elephants are dangerous. What's not to like about us? Gary Johnson, we're available. |
1.2019 |
0.04185 |
104 |
84 |
19 |
1 |
2178 |
Aren't you tired of watching Animal Planet yet? |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2179 |
Ew! Doesn't it hurt to watch TV siting like that? |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2180 |
"Shortest Loser" on yet? |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2181 |
Yes, I knew cable had a channel just for giraffes and - you know what? - it's still all crap! |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2182 |
I am sick of all the donkey and elephant shows |
1.2019 |
0.05182 |
104 |
89 |
9 |
6 |
2183 |
Look, Dana, I know you're having trouble with the move, but for the last time, there is no elephant in the room to talk about. |
1.2019 |
0.05182 |
104 |
89 |
9 |
6 |
2184 |
Shall I go and get a longneck? |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2185 |
I guess addressing the elephant in the room is an understatement. |
1.2019 |
0.04998 |
104 |
88 |
11 |
5 |
2186 |
I want more than Netflix and necking Lois, I wanna be wild. |
1.2019 |
0.05530 |
104 |
91 |
5 |
8 |
2187 |
Get your hooves off the couch. Do you want them to think they had giraffes lounging around while they were out? |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2188 |
I didn't mind when the zebras moved into our neighborhood. But what's going to happen to our property values now that the lions have moved in? |
1.2019 |
0.04185 |
104 |
84 |
19 |
1 |
2189 |
Is it just me or are the ceilings getting lower? |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2190 |
Can I get you something? How 'bout a longneck? |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2191 |
Don't worry, one day we'll be right up there with the Lions, Bears, and Broncos. |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2192 |
We could have gone to Rio, dear. Giraffes don't get zika . . . |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2193 |
The store ran out of extra-tall wall mounts. |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2194 |
I say, Gerald, have you noticed NatGeo shows us always loping and not sauntering as we normally do? |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2195 |
I'm so glad they chose donkeys and elephants. |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2196 |
Hey babe, wanna neck? |
1.2019 |
0.04998 |
104 |
88 |
11 |
5 |
2197 |
What would be so wrong with a 9 x 16 aspect ratio? |
1.2019 |
0.04998 |
104 |
88 |
11 |
5 |
2198 |
Since we moved to the city, I can't even remember what it means to be reticulated anymore. |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2199 |
How about we hang it on the wall? |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2200 |
Can't we just neck tonight? |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2201 |
Roger Goodell's a real dick |
1.2019 |
0.04998 |
104 |
88 |
11 |
5 |
2202 |
For heaven's sake don't stick your neck out for that candidate. |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2203 |
No, Emmet, you've got it sideways. |
1.2019 |
0.04185 |
104 |
84 |
19 |
1 |
2204 |
Sorry, I'm late for dinner, dear, I got caught in a big giraffic jam on the savanna. |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2205 |
See! This is why your father and I told you a gap year was a VERY bad idea! |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2206 |
Of course it bothers me, but as Ralph Nader proved over and over again, this country simply isn't ready for a candidate who looks like us. |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2207 |
Are you kidding me? They chose an elephant and a donkey over us? |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2208 |
Dear, the circus is moving from Cleveland to Philadelphia this week. |
1.2019 |
0.05182 |
104 |
89 |
9 |
6 |
2209 |
Obviously we'll start with some necking, but where is 2nd base? |
1.2019 |
0.04998 |
104 |
88 |
11 |
5 |
2210 |
When I said let's go watch the stream tonight, I was thinking something different. |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2211 |
I really do not think they are stretching the truth! |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2212 |
Honey, my first day of work was a pain in the neck |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2213 |
I told you we should have gotten the auto-rotate feature. |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2214 |
I fail to see the connection between hogging the sofa and couples' therapy. |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2215 |
This election is a real zoo, isn't it, honey? |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2216 |
Turn off the TV and let's neck! |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2217 |
It will always be a donkey and elephant show. |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2218 |
With Trump you're sticking your neck out. |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2219 |
I'm sticking my neck out here, but I think we are too highbrowed to watch this inane TV show. |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2220 |
You know Ellie, this TV is becoming a real pain in the neck. |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2221 |
The elephants and donkeys hired better PR firms. |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2222 |
Stop being a pain in the neck and let me sit down. |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2223 |
Let's turn the t.v. off and neck! |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2224 |
Your definition of necking is different than mine. |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2225 |
Not another necklace ! |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2226 |
They totally don't get the ratio. |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2227 |
Let's order in. That door's giving me fits. |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2228 |
You didn't ask about the ceilings? |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2229 |
It's neck to neck with only seconds left.. |
1.2019 |
0.04185 |
104 |
84 |
19 |
1 |
2230 |
Some elephants stand for forty years. |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2231 |
Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom re-runs? |
1.2019 |
0.04998 |
104 |
88 |
11 |
5 |
2232 |
How about Casablanca and alotta neckin? |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2233 |
Don't worry Donald Trump Jr. only hunts Big Cats |
1.2019 |
0.04998 |
104 |
88 |
11 |
5 |
2234 |
Watching anything or just browsing? |
1.2019 |
0.04998 |
104 |
88 |
11 |
5 |
2235 |
I told you that we should have bought a sectional couch instead |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2236 |
I get home from a hot grueling day at work on the Serengeti, my supper's not ready, and I find you binge watching 'Animal Planet'. |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2237 |
I've heard he wears stilts to appear taller. |
1.2019 |
0.04185 |
104 |
84 |
19 |
1 |
2238 |
Congratulations. You are the first couch potato giraffe |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2239 |
That's a tall order |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2240 |
Don't you think we're underrepresented in the industry? |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2241 |
For the last time, can I please hang this over the mantle? |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2242 |
How did you get in the door? |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2243 |
Honey, are you watching that trashy Animal Planet show again? |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2244 |
I’d like to see her try to break through a pre-war plaster ceiling. |
1.2019 |
0.04998 |
104 |
88 |
11 |
5 |
2245 |
It may be tacky, but we have to mount it over the fireplace |
1.2019 |
0.04998 |
104 |
88 |
11 |
5 |
2246 |
I promise not to change the channel, so cough up the remote. |
1.2019 |
0.04998 |
104 |
88 |
11 |
5 |
2247 |
Are you watching that Animal Planet video of the giraffe killing the lion again? |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2248 |
We never cuddle anymore. |
1.2019 |
0.04185 |
104 |
84 |
19 |
1 |
2249 |
All elephants and donkeys again I see! |
1.2019 |
0.04998 |
104 |
88 |
11 |
5 |
2250 |
So glad we found this place with high ceilings. |
1.2019 |
0.04185 |
104 |
84 |
19 |
1 |
2251 |
If I wanted to marry a sloth, the zoo had ones next door. |
1.2019 |
0.04185 |
104 |
84 |
19 |
1 |
2252 |
We've gotta mount this over the mantel! |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2253 |
Have you even munched today? |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2254 |
Would a Serengeti Sofa make you feel less homesick? |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2255 |
You're watching American Giraffiti! |
1.2019 |
0.04998 |
104 |
88 |
11 |
5 |
2256 |
Next sublet we get a longer couch. |
1.2019 |
0.04185 |
104 |
84 |
19 |
1 |
2257 |
It wasn't even close - he lost by a neck! |
1.2019 |
0.04185 |
104 |
84 |
19 |
1 |
2258 |
No more long Neckflix binges for you. |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2259 |
Oh…when you said “To Catch a Predator†I was thinking lions. |
1.2000 |
0.04364 |
105 |
86 |
17 |
2 |
2260 |
I say we get rid of that thing and go back to necking on the couch? |
1.2000 |
0.04954 |
105 |
89 |
11 |
5 |
2261 |
Derrick Rose has a bum knee, too, but you don't see him moping around watching Dancing With The Stars. |
1.2000 |
0.04815 |
115 |
98 |
11 |
6 |
2262 |
Any room for me? Love to do some necking! |
1.2000 |
0.04766 |
105 |
88 |
13 |
4 |
2263 |
I don't mean to breathe down your neck |
1.2000 |
0.04364 |
105 |
86 |
17 |
2 |
2264 |
Maybe it's stiff because you slept wrong! |
1.2000 |
0.04437 |
110 |
91 |
16 |
3 |
2265 |
Watching Wild Kingdom again Ethel? Aren't you tired of seeing Trump? |
1.1966 |
0.03884 |
117 |
95 |
21 |
1 |
2266 |
Damn, I hate these wide screen TVs |
1.1964 |
0.04718 |
112 |
95 |
12 |
5 |
2267 |
No, I will not admit that the giraffe on that safari ad has longer legs than you |
1.1942 |
0.04791 |
103 |
87 |
12 |
4 |
2268 |
So it's settled. You get to wear the lampshade tonight. |
1.1942 |
0.04791 |
103 |
87 |
12 |
4 |
2269 |
Who is that orangutan and what is he doing to the elephants?! |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2270 |
Turning it horizontal doesn't help. |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2271 |
All I can find on TV are Donkeys and Elephants! |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
2272 |
Phooey with the news. Why don't we just sit here and neck. |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2273 |
It's our favorite horror film, Neckrophilia. |
1.1942 |
0.04986 |
103 |
88 |
10 |
5 |
2274 |
These boutique zoos are a bit of a stretch. |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
2275 |
I ate the last bagel. |
1.1942 |
0.04986 |
103 |
88 |
10 |
5 |
2276 |
By giraffe standards, Michael Bloomberg really is very short. |
1.1942 |
0.04986 |
103 |
88 |
10 |
5 |
2277 |
We could be doing all those ads if that insurance company was called GRAFCO. |
1.1942 |
0.04791 |
103 |
87 |
12 |
4 |
2278 |
Next time we stage a takeover, let's find a species with more comfortable housing. |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2279 |
I told you to get the vertical screen, not the horizontal one. But did you listen? So now you have to choose what we watch: heads or tails. |
1.1942 |
0.03917 |
103 |
83 |
20 |
0 |
2280 |
Now, are you happy I got the package deal that included the Giraffe Channel. |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2281 |
Mostly I'm just wondering how we fit through that door. |
1.1942 |
0.04153 |
103 |
84 |
18 |
1 |
2282 |
I know—how can we cut the cord now that they added The Giraffe Channel? |
1.1942 |
0.04791 |
103 |
87 |
12 |
4 |
2283 |
You know, if you just mount it on the wall it will reduce your neck-strain. |
1.1942 |
0.04153 |
103 |
84 |
18 |
1 |
2284 |
We talked about this, Harold - no shoes on the couch. |
1.1942 |
0.04791 |
103 |
87 |
12 |
4 |
2285 |
So much for appealing to our demographic! |
1.1942 |
0.05173 |
103 |
89 |
8 |
6 |
2286 |
We could teach them a thing or two about basketball... |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2287 |
Don't worry about the lost remote. Millions of years of evolution have enabled you to change channels with your tongue. |
1.1942 |
0.04153 |
103 |
84 |
18 |
1 |
2288 |
I still don't get why it's an insult to call a candidate orange. |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
2289 |
Honey, will you please come home. I'm sorry I called you a cow. |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2290 |
That twit Attenborough hasn't a clue about true camouflage. |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2291 |
I think the zebra costumes are a better fit. |
1.1942 |
0.04153 |
103 |
84 |
18 |
1 |
2292 |
I think we need to rotate the screen vertically. |
1.1942 |
0.05173 |
103 |
89 |
8 |
6 |
2293 |
Binge watching Animal Planet does not reinforce our reputation as a smart species. |
1.1942 |
0.04986 |
103 |
88 |
10 |
5 |
2294 |
PG-13 refers to age not height. |
1.1942 |
0.03917 |
103 |
83 |
20 |
0 |
2295 |
Let's watch it together and neck a little, too. |
1.1942 |
0.04986 |
103 |
88 |
10 |
5 |
2296 |
Honey, I told you it wasn’t about zebras the last time you rented Stripes. |
1.1942 |
0.03917 |
103 |
83 |
20 |
0 |
2297 |
She finally shattered that glass ceiling. |
1.1942 |
0.04153 |
103 |
84 |
18 |
1 |
2298 |
No, no, this is all wrong, I ordered a 'Chaise Extra-Longue' and a 'Tall Screen' TV! |
1.1942 |
0.05173 |
103 |
89 |
8 |
6 |
2299 |
DO we really have to watch the Giraffedashians again? |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2300 |
Need the remote? |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2301 |
A third party candidate? You are being ridiculous. The elephant may be taller than the donkey but it can still be the biggest ass. |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2302 |
If I hear that Mr. Ed theme song one more time, I'm gonna bail. |
1.1942 |
0.04791 |
103 |
87 |
12 |
4 |
2303 |
My neck is killing me |
1.1942 |
0.04791 |
103 |
87 |
12 |
4 |
2304 |
Cheer up Gerald, at least we're not elephants. |
1.1942 |
0.04986 |
103 |
88 |
10 |
5 |
2305 |
I haven't really enjoyed TV since those darned wide screens came in. |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2306 |
Those TV nature programs get us all wrong |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2307 |
I've got the next five hours free. Do you want that neck massage, now? |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2308 |
It's not you. It's just that we've outgrown each other. |
1.1942 |
0.04153 |
103 |
84 |
18 |
1 |
2309 |
Bye sweetie and don't forget to gargle. |
1.1942 |
0.04791 |
103 |
87 |
12 |
4 |
2310 |
For my birthday, I would love to have something very expensive: A wool turtle neck sweater..! |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2311 |
Ain't gonna lie to you, Beanie. It's a freakin jungle out there. |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2312 |
"It's my favorite soap opera: As My Neck Turns". |
1.1942 |
0.04153 |
103 |
84 |
18 |
1 |
2313 |
Err...Miss Jones, I'm about to stick my neck out. |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
2314 |
I'm ordering food from 'Outback.' Want anything? |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2315 |
Watch the convention if you'd like, but they won't really change their stripes. |
1.1942 |
0.04791 |
103 |
87 |
12 |
4 |
2316 |
What's so special about Naked and Afraid? |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2317 |
Should we stick our necks out for Hillary? |
1.1942 |
0.04986 |
103 |
88 |
10 |
5 |
2318 |
Is the race still neck and neck? |
1.1942 |
0.04986 |
103 |
88 |
10 |
5 |
2319 |
Why are you watching Lion King again? |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
2320 |
It's so depressing! No matter what channel I put on I hear about new walls and fences! We may as well be back at the zoo! |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2321 |
Well, we could neck. |
1.1942 |
0.03917 |
103 |
83 |
20 |
0 |
2322 |
Convergent evolution is still a bit of a stretch. |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2323 |
So, honey, are you still jealous the elephants got the job? |
1.1942 |
0.04986 |
103 |
88 |
10 |
5 |
2324 |
You do know the virtual migration is just around the corner, don't you? |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
2325 |
Wow, 70" isn't really that big. |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2326 |
Did you install ceiling fans in my man cave? |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2327 |
I don’t feel comfortable with anything wider than it is tall. |
1.1942 |
0.03917 |
103 |
83 |
20 |
0 |
2328 |
We need larger doors. |
1.1942 |
0.04791 |
103 |
87 |
12 |
4 |
2329 |
Another infomercial on neck reduction surgery? |
1.1942 |
0.04153 |
103 |
84 |
18 |
1 |
2330 |
Before we got HBO, the couch was used for necking |
1.1942 |
0.04986 |
103 |
88 |
10 |
5 |
2331 |
These human reality shows just bring back bad memories of the zoo. |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2332 |
Animal Planet's OK, but I've blocked Big Cat Diary. |
1.1942 |
0.04986 |
103 |
88 |
10 |
5 |
2333 |
When it's over, then can we neck? |
1.1942 |
0.04153 |
103 |
84 |
18 |
1 |
2334 |
I told you we needed a 17 footer |
1.1942 |
0.04153 |
103 |
84 |
18 |
1 |
2335 |
How many times can you watch these Animal Planet reruns? |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
2336 |
Why don't you go outside and play with the Park Ranger? |
1.1942 |
0.04153 |
103 |
84 |
18 |
1 |
2337 |
I get it now - a taste of my own medicine. This will take me some time to swallow. |
1.1942 |
0.04153 |
103 |
84 |
18 |
1 |
2338 |
Don't you think it's rather low for high definition? |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2339 |
The neighbors are growing suspicious. We may need to raise the roof. |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2340 |
Is this the nature channel or the food channel? |
1.1942 |
0.04153 |
103 |
84 |
18 |
1 |
2341 |
Trump tower says no unless we're stuffed. |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2342 |
You're sitting on the remote again! |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
2343 |
I wish these donkeys and elephants could see things from our view. |
1.1942 |
0.04986 |
103 |
88 |
10 |
5 |
2344 |
I think the TV is too low. |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2345 |
I am not watching another 'Nature' |
1.1942 |
0.04986 |
103 |
88 |
10 |
5 |
2346 |
Ooh, is that a new Neil Giraffe Tyson series? |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2347 |
Whadda you say,we turn off the TV then neck up a storm ? |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
2348 |
Nat Geo again, Lucy? Don't you know reality TV isn't real? |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2349 |
I have to chose between seeing the feet or seeing the head. |
1.1942 |
0.04153 |
103 |
84 |
18 |
1 |
2350 |
What does that gorilla have that I don't? |
1.1942 |
0.04791 |
103 |
87 |
12 |
4 |
2351 |
You're being too domesticated! I'm missing our wild life. |
1.1942 |
0.04986 |
103 |
88 |
10 |
5 |
2352 |
Have you tried the floor? |
1.1942 |
0.04153 |
103 |
84 |
18 |
1 |
2353 |
You STILL can't see the lions sneaking up on Uncle Roy? |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
2354 |
What elephant? |
1.1942 |
0.05173 |
103 |
89 |
8 |
6 |
2355 |
Aren't you glad we're out of Madagascar? |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
2356 |
Don't boo, vote! |
1.1942 |
0.04791 |
103 |
87 |
12 |
4 |
2357 |
You know, we had to pull our necks in to get this place, but it's worth it. |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2358 |
You do know that I would stick my neck out for you. |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
2359 |
"When does "Necking With the Stars" come on? |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2360 |
I still thing it's silly for a hooved animal to own a remote control. |
1.1942 |
0.05173 |
103 |
89 |
8 |
6 |
2361 |
Why not raise the television? |
1.1942 |
0.04791 |
103 |
87 |
12 |
4 |
2362 |
A cup of hot coffee is already cold by the time it reaches my stomach. That's interesting. |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
2363 |
I'm always sticking my neck out while you relax |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
2364 |
Every day it gets more difficult" to hold my head up." |
1.1942 |
0.04153 |
103 |
84 |
18 |
1 |
2365 |
Looks like those "elephants" are bent on extinction. |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2366 |
Yes, Jon Stewart's new beard is oddly hypnotic. But I still think you should come graze with me. |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
2367 |
When the Lion eats the cameraman they won't seem so" Born Free Beautiful". |
1.1942 |
0.04791 |
103 |
87 |
12 |
4 |
2368 |
Is that the original Walking Tall, or the sequel? |
1.1942 |
0.04986 |
103 |
88 |
10 |
5 |
2369 |
Ted, get giraffe off the couch and help with the chores. |
1.1942 |
0.04986 |
103 |
88 |
10 |
5 |
2370 |
So for THIS you sit down? |
1.1942 |
0.04153 |
103 |
84 |
18 |
1 |
2371 |
You're quite the ruminant. |
1.1942 |
0.04791 |
103 |
87 |
12 |
4 |
2372 |
That Rosie next door, she's such a pain in the neck! |
1.1942 |
0.04153 |
103 |
84 |
18 |
1 |
2373 |
Binge watching Nature on PBS again? |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2374 |
Hey, feel like necking tonight? |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2375 |
You still watching the debates? Neither of them is addressing our issues. |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2376 |
This is precisely why I said we shouldn't swap our timeshare with the Baboons. |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
2377 |
Humans... They think they are smarter than us. But if they were, they would be taller than us by now |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
2378 |
You should run Hillary, but the glass ceiling would be a lot higher for you. |
1.1942 |
0.04791 |
103 |
87 |
12 |
4 |
2379 |
It's been a long time since we've necked. |
1.1942 |
0.05173 |
103 |
89 |
8 |
6 |
2380 |
Don't strain your neck to get up. |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2381 |
What do you mean, you swallowed the control? |
1.1942 |
0.04986 |
103 |
88 |
10 |
5 |
2382 |
Write down that number for a neck massage." |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
2383 |
Wanna get low and neck? |
1.1923 |
0.04749 |
104 |
88 |
12 |
4 |
2384 |
You'll never see eye to eye with the donkeys or the elephants. |
1.1923 |
0.04749 |
104 |
88 |
12 |
4 |
2385 |
If you were to get a job, young lady, a trip to the Serengeti could be yours in a year or two. |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
2386 |
Really? Is there anything more worth knowing about the Real Herdcows of the Serengeti? |
1.1923 |
0.04117 |
104 |
85 |
18 |
1 |
2387 |
No,"High" Definition does not apply to us giraffes. |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
2388 |
Stop watching 'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills'! You're not getting you're neck fixed! |
1.1923 |
0.04749 |
104 |
88 |
12 |
4 |
2389 |
You know, life on the plain isn't really narrated by David Attenborough. |
1.1923 |
0.04941 |
104 |
89 |
10 |
5 |
2390 |
Are necks are long because remotes hadn't been invented back when someone first said, "Which one of you can reach the channel from the sofa?" |
1.1923 |
0.04338 |
104 |
86 |
16 |
2 |
2391 |
Neither one has much of a neck. |
1.1923 |
0.04117 |
104 |
85 |
18 |
1 |
2392 |
Of course I think you are as pretty as Kim Kardashian. |
1.1923 |
0.04941 |
104 |
89 |
10 |
5 |
2393 |
Sure I'd like to neck, but there isn't enough room on the sofa. |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
2394 |
Do you want grass or leaves for dinner? |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
2395 |
You left the door wide open and it's chilly in here. And now I'm feeling a giraffe . . . . . get it? |
1.1923 |
0.05127 |
104 |
90 |
8 |
6 |
2396 |
Now that Hillary broke the female barrier, I think a giraffe for president is not out of the question. |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
2397 |
I TOLD you we should've asked more questions about this place instead of assuming that Congo autocorrected to condo. |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
2398 |
Oh, sweetie, you know I've always been a neck man. |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
2399 |
If they repeatedly refuse to include us in their party platform, they ain't gonna get the giraffe vote. |
1.1923 |
0.04941 |
104 |
89 |
10 |
5 |
2400 |
Don't you wish sometimes if you could reach out inside this screen and bite his ugly orange head off ? |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
2401 |
I know it's Human Week on the Discovery Channel, but we're late for the Lions' party. |
1.1923 |
0.04117 |
104 |
85 |
18 |
1 |
2402 |
Darling, turn off the T.V., and let's neck. |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
2403 |
The TV shows today are too bland. Nobody wants to stick their necks out anymore. |
1.1923 |
0.05127 |
104 |
90 |
8 |
6 |
2404 |
Hey, sailor, want to neck? |
1.1923 |
0.04749 |
104 |
88 |
12 |
4 |
2405 |
Look Marge, I think I'm gonna go down to the waterin' hole and slap necks with the guys. |
1.1923 |
0.04338 |
104 |
86 |
16 |
2 |
2406 |
I really think that we need a wall mount! |
1.1923 |
0.04338 |
104 |
86 |
16 |
2 |
2407 |
I told you they should have hung the TV higher |
1.1923 |
0.04338 |
104 |
86 |
16 |
2 |
2408 |
I may be sticking my neck out here, but did you at least vacuum today? |
1.1923 |
0.04117 |
104 |
85 |
18 |
1 |
2409 |
The silent treatment, again?! |
1.1923 |
0.04941 |
104 |
89 |
10 |
5 |
2410 |
Duh?! Donkeys and Elephants will never represent us! |
1.1923 |
0.05127 |
104 |
90 |
8 |
6 |
2411 |
I told you not to skimp on the mount. |
1.1923 |
0.04941 |
104 |
89 |
10 |
5 |
2412 |
I told you the Tea Party wasn't what you thought it was. |
1.1923 |
0.04749 |
104 |
88 |
12 |
4 |
2413 |
The wide screen just doesn't work for me. |
1.1923 |
0.04338 |
104 |
86 |
16 |
2 |
2414 |
I remember at your age for fun we'd get chased by a remote lion -not lying in a chaise with a remote... |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
2415 |
I don't care if it's the nature channel. |
1.1923 |
0.04749 |
104 |
88 |
12 |
4 |
2416 |
Would you get me a long neck Miller beer while you're up ? |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
2417 |
No, I won't wrap them in aluminum foil. |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
2418 |
They need to hang it at the top of the wall. |
1.1923 |
0.04117 |
104 |
85 |
18 |
1 |
2419 |
Elephants, donkeys, why not a giraffe? |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
2420 |
I'm thinking a Long Island Iced Tea, how about you? |
1.1923 |
0.04338 |
104 |
86 |
16 |
2 |
2421 |
I miss 'Tarzan.' |
1.1923 |
0.04338 |
104 |
86 |
16 |
2 |
2422 |
A little necking before we go into the other room? |
1.1923 |
0.04749 |
104 |
88 |
12 |
4 |
2423 |
Seriously? Again with the tall screen vs wide screen? |
1.1923 |
0.04117 |
104 |
85 |
18 |
1 |
2424 |
I still think one of the parties should be a giraffe. |
1.1923 |
0.04749 |
104 |
88 |
12 |
4 |
2425 |
David Attenborough, AGAIN ?!? |
1.1923 |
0.04749 |
104 |
88 |
12 |
4 |
2426 |
I really stuck my neck out for you. |
1.1905 |
0.04081 |
105 |
86 |
18 |
1 |
2427 |
How many times must I tell you not to put your feet on the couch? |
1.1881 |
0.05017 |
101 |
87 |
9 |
5 |
2428 |
Have you seen 'To Catch A Predator'? |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2429 |
Will we ever agree on what is eye-level? |
1.1881 |
0.04386 |
101 |
84 |
15 |
2 |
2430 |
Hey, he won the nomination. Not everyone looks down on him. |
1.1881 |
0.04386 |
101 |
84 |
15 |
2 |
2431 |
We're not sticking our necks in it. |
1.1881 |
0.05211 |
101 |
88 |
7 |
6 |
2432 |
I don't think we should make-out tonight, I have a sore throat. |
1.1881 |
0.04386 |
101 |
84 |
15 |
2 |
2433 |
Now dear, didn't the chropractor suggest not twisting your legs when watching? |
1.1881 |
0.04386 |
101 |
84 |
15 |
2 |
2434 |
Can you rub my neck? It's stiff. |
1.1881 |
0.04386 |
101 |
84 |
15 |
2 |
2435 |
Trump makes the African safari seem tame. |
1.1881 |
0.05017 |
101 |
87 |
9 |
5 |
2436 |
First, it's $150,000 for a Harvard Law Degree, then $250,000 for a PhD in biophysics at Princeton. And, now, your goal in life is to be a minor league baseball team mascot???!!! |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2437 |
I hear you made center on the basketball team. |
1.1881 |
0.04154 |
101 |
83 |
17 |
1 |
2438 |
Instead of necking all you want to do is watch TV. |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2439 |
I THINK I'D LIKE TO NECK. |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2440 |
Are you watching the "Human Channel" again? You know we discussed this. |
1.1881 |
0.04386 |
101 |
84 |
15 |
2 |
2441 |
Any chance you'll look for a job today? |
1.1881 |
0.04386 |
101 |
84 |
15 |
2 |
2442 |
I know you think I'm sticking my neck out...... |
1.1881 |
0.05211 |
101 |
88 |
7 |
6 |
2443 |
There's just so little for giraffes anymore. |
1.1881 |
0.04154 |
101 |
83 |
17 |
1 |
2444 |
The zoo we came from is looking better all the time. |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2445 |
I thought you had your fill of "neck and neck races." |
1.1881 |
0.04154 |
101 |
83 |
17 |
1 |
2446 |
Discovery Channel *again*? |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2447 |
The Chew? |
1.1881 |
0.04386 |
101 |
84 |
15 |
2 |
2448 |
I will meet you in 10 minutes at the watering hole downstairs. |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2449 |
Stop watching The Lion King and audition for it already! |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2450 |
Darn if I know how to adjust the volume. |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2451 |
Let's stay home this year and visit our friends in Great Neck. |
1.1881 |
0.05017 |
101 |
87 |
9 |
5 |
2452 |
I’ve requested an ergonomic review. |
1.1881 |
0.04154 |
101 |
83 |
17 |
1 |
2453 |
It's just as we feared, the media is making us the bad guys in this whole Zoo Escape thing. |
1.1881 |
0.05017 |
101 |
87 |
9 |
5 |
2454 |
Hang it up, even QVC has no turtlenecks in your size. |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2455 |
I feel bad about your neck |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2456 |
HD cable, high ceilings and someone to neck with. Yep.....life's pretty sweet. |
1.1881 |
0.04386 |
101 |
84 |
15 |
2 |
2457 |
I still prefer the leopard skin sofa. |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2458 |
Are you still binge-watching Animal Print Is the New Black? |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2459 |
Screw you Earl. What does that gorilla have that I don't? |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2460 |
You really need to get out and stretch your legs |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2461 |
Get your own beer. |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2462 |
The picture is spotty. |
1.1881 |
0.04154 |
101 |
83 |
17 |
1 |
2463 |
The camera does add 100 pounds. |
1.1881 |
0.03908 |
101 |
82 |
19 |
0 |
2464 |
I had a few twigs for lunch and fixed the signal problem. |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2465 |
It was the New Yorker. They wanted to know if we were voting for the elephant or the donkey. I replied, "Option number three," and hung up. |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2466 |
I don't understand how people voted for such an animal. |
1.1881 |
0.04386 |
101 |
84 |
15 |
2 |
2467 |
How many times have I told you that we need a taller entertainment center! |
1.1881 |
0.03908 |
101 |
82 |
19 |
0 |
2468 |
Noah thinks we're addicted to Neckflix. Are we? |
1.1881 |
0.04386 |
101 |
84 |
15 |
2 |
2469 |
Its something about cheering elephants and donkeys |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2470 |
First an elephant and then a donkey; wonder when it will be a giraffe's turn? |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2471 |
Stop your dreaming at the burger commercials; we're vegans, and we'll always be vegans. |
1.1881 |
0.05211 |
101 |
88 |
7 |
6 |
2472 |
Animal Kingdom is not what I thought it would be. Ellen Barkin is scary! |
1.1881 |
0.04386 |
101 |
84 |
15 |
2 |
2473 |
Perhaps a model with a vertical orientation would work better for us. |
1.1881 |
0.04154 |
101 |
83 |
17 |
1 |
2474 |
Really, Mae? Fox News? They 're such a pain in the neck! |
1.1881 |
0.04386 |
101 |
84 |
15 |
2 |
2475 |
Your choice is either the elephant or donkey channel. |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2476 |
Wanna neck, sexy? |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2477 |
Not "Animal Planet" again! |
1.1881 |
0.04386 |
101 |
84 |
15 |
2 |
2478 |
How many times have I told you not to put your feet on the sofa! |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2479 |
Remember how we used to neck at the drive in movie theater? |
1.1881 |
0.04154 |
101 |
83 |
17 |
1 |
2480 |
Did you hear "Side effects can include Stiff Necks" |
1.1881 |
0.04386 |
101 |
84 |
15 |
2 |
2481 |
I'm going to stick my neck out and call you a couch potato. |
1.1881 |
0.05211 |
101 |
88 |
7 |
6 |
2482 |
It looks like you're ready to neck. |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2483 |
Like I've been trying to tell you Esther, you can keep looking at it from whatever angle you want; the candidates are FOR change, they're just not about to. |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2484 |
Want to do some necking while watching TV ? |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2485 |
What's the score? |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2486 |
Want it higher? |
1.1881 |
0.04154 |
101 |
83 |
17 |
1 |
2487 |
Have I ever told you how elegant you look sitting down? |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2488 |
They asked me if we wanted to start a third party. |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2489 |
Why is it only my horns get reception? |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2490 |
You look a lot more comfortable now that the elephant's left. |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2491 |
I'm glad the Hyenas had to cancel dinner. Let's watch that Nature episode where one gets mauled by a lion. |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2492 |
Honey did you know that Hillary has been sending private emails to the Bronx Zoo?" |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2493 |
It would be nice if the screen was up higher! |
1.1881 |
0.05211 |
101 |
88 |
7 |
6 |
2494 |
It no longer seems like a zoo in here now that the elephant has left. |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2495 |
Why do you keep watching elephants and donkeys? |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2496 |
I said wall-mount, not Walmart. |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2497 |
"Human Planet again? They may was well rename it to 'All Hillary and Donald All the Time'". |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2498 |
Bingewatching "Animal Planet" again? |
1.1881 |
0.04386 |
101 |
84 |
15 |
2 |
2499 |
Mom, where is this glass ceiling I keep hearing about? |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2500 |
We should really consider running as a third party option. |
1.1881 |
0.04386 |
101 |
84 |
15 |
2 |
2501 |
This is the last time I'll overlook your behavior. |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2502 |
The vertically challenged win again. |
1.1881 |
0.04386 |
101 |
84 |
15 |
2 |
2503 |
Oh, darling, no we're not the first or only LGBT couple in this building! |
1.1881 |
0.05017 |
101 |
87 |
9 |
5 |
2504 |
The aspect ratio is way off. |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2505 |
You never want to graze the bush anymore. |
1.1881 |
0.05017 |
101 |
87 |
9 |
5 |
2506 |
Let me guess - Trump and Clinton are neck and neck in the polls! |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2507 |
You are so giraffeing lazy. |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2508 |
I told you to mount it 6 feet higher. |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2509 |
Why weren't we chosen as political party mascots? Don't people realize tall is sexy? |
1.1881 |
0.04386 |
101 |
84 |
15 |
2 |
2510 |
We should have got the one with the height adjustment |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2511 |
I am here to get giraffe off the couch! |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2512 |
Just eliminate food channels recipes calling for low-hanging fruit. |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2513 |
Don't be a pain in the neck, Stretch, move over! |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2514 |
I'm not angry; just hitting the roof |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2515 |
Really, a couch potato? I thought you were above all that! |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2516 |
I worked so hard to give you a life outside of the Safari, and all you do is sit around all day watching TV. |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2517 |
If I don't clear up my throat soon, I'm going to be a little "horse". |
1.1881 |
0.05017 |
101 |
87 |
9 |
5 |
2518 |
Why do the donkeys and elephants get to have all the fun? |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2519 |
It’s giraffe porn. 47 necking positions. |
1.1881 |
0.05017 |
101 |
87 |
9 |
5 |
2520 |
I don't think you're supposed to binge whole seasons on Netflix in one sitting with an anatomy like ours, is all. |
1.1863 |
0.04772 |
102 |
87 |
11 |
4 |
2521 |
You've got your head in the clouds if you think thy picked the right candidate. |
1.1863 |
0.04971 |
102 |
88 |
9 |
5 |
2522 |
Oh please, stripes always make you look vulnerable |
1.1863 |
0.04564 |
102 |
86 |
13 |
3 |
2523 |
Steve, is it too much to ask..... maybe a night out every once in awhile?? Heather told me about this fabulous Acacia tree that she found near Fourth and Main. |
1.1845 |
0.04523 |
103 |
87 |
13 |
3 |
2524 |
Seriously? You’re gonna take up the WHOLE couch? |
1.1800 |
0.04795 |
100 |
86 |
10 |
4 |
2525 |
Animal Kingdom, really? |
1.1800 |
0.04353 |
100 |
84 |
14 |
2 |
2526 |
I think you need to see how the other half lives. |
1.1800 |
0.04115 |
100 |
83 |
16 |
1 |
2527 |
Definitely our best house exchange. |
1.1800 |
0.04795 |
100 |
86 |
10 |
4 |
2528 |
How many times have I told you not to sit on the couch? |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2529 |
Maybe these zoo upgrades weren't a good idea. |
1.1800 |
0.04353 |
100 |
84 |
14 |
2 |
2530 |
Mmm!! my favorite negligee! The kids must be at your mom's! |
1.1800 |
0.04795 |
100 |
86 |
10 |
4 |
2531 |
I used to look up to you and admire your lofty goals, but now you just sit around watching reruns of "The Young and the Neckless". |
1.1800 |
0.05001 |
100 |
87 |
8 |
5 |
2532 |
That's the last time we're using airbng. |
1.1800 |
0.04353 |
100 |
84 |
14 |
2 |
2533 |
How did we ever get around before AirBnB? |
1.1800 |
0.04795 |
100 |
86 |
10 |
4 |
2534 |
How bout we switch it to Lawrence Welk, and neck? |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2535 |
What are you watching? Say yes to the Turtle neck ! |
1.1800 |
0.04795 |
100 |
86 |
10 |
4 |
2536 |
You don't always have to stick your neck out. |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2537 |
Read my lips. No elephants! |
1.1800 |
0.04795 |
100 |
86 |
10 |
4 |
2538 |
I think Trump said we're going home! |
1.1800 |
0.04353 |
100 |
84 |
14 |
2 |
2539 |
'Planet Earth'? You watch too much reality television. |
1.1800 |
0.04795 |
100 |
86 |
10 |
4 |
2540 |
Doris said the top shelf at Bed & Bath had the best selection of pillows. |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2541 |
Soooo, you want to - uh, what' s the word: spoon? make out? Give me a sec, I'll think of it. |
1.1800 |
0.04795 |
100 |
86 |
10 |
4 |
2542 |
You've already seen this episode of "Hunting Lions." |
1.1800 |
0.04353 |
100 |
84 |
14 |
2 |
2543 |
I think we should go with the ranch house. |
1.1800 |
0.04115 |
100 |
83 |
16 |
1 |
2544 |
I am feeling a little horny. Do you wanna neck? |
1.1800 |
0.04795 |
100 |
86 |
10 |
4 |
2545 |
You get much higher notes than those "Voice" contestants! |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2546 |
You know it's not just your neck you're lowering . |
1.1800 |
0.04115 |
100 |
83 |
16 |
1 |
2547 |
Move over, we'll neck while we watch animal planet. |
1.1800 |
0.03861 |
100 |
82 |
18 |
0 |
2548 |
It's pretty low for Hi-Def. |
1.1800 |
0.04353 |
100 |
84 |
14 |
2 |
2549 |
How about a little necking? |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2550 |
Really? Keeping up with the Giraffians?....Again? |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2551 |
We need a taller screen |
1.1800 |
0.04353 |
100 |
84 |
14 |
2 |
2552 |
Sorry I'm late - today's photo shoot required extra footage. |
1.1800 |
0.04795 |
100 |
86 |
10 |
4 |
2553 |
How many more times are you going to watch "The Toys-R-Us story?" |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2554 |
"Real Housewives"? I know you like low-hanging fruit, but come on. |
1.1800 |
0.04353 |
100 |
84 |
14 |
2 |
2555 |
You didn't tell me David Attenborough was on! |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2556 |
Actually I'm good with human-caused climate change. |
1.1800 |
0.05001 |
100 |
87 |
8 |
5 |
2557 |
No, honey, I don't want to keep up with The Giraffians. |
1.1800 |
0.04353 |
100 |
84 |
14 |
2 |
2558 |
Really? You're watching Animal Planet again? |
1.1800 |
0.04115 |
100 |
83 |
16 |
1 |
2559 |
Love these extra tall ceilings! |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2560 |
My neck hurts - we need to mount the t.v. higher. |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2561 |
Neck flicks and chill? |
1.1800 |
0.04115 |
100 |
83 |
16 |
1 |
2562 |
No, you cannot skip Safari School to watch "Katching Up With The Kangaroos." |
1.1800 |
0.04795 |
100 |
86 |
10 |
4 |
2563 |
If you like, I can hang the TV higher. |
1.1800 |
0.04353 |
100 |
84 |
14 |
2 |
2564 |
A reality show about Giraffes living in the Jungle? That is so absurd! |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2565 |
Instead of watching 'Animal Planet' let's go out and be part of it! |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2566 |
Stand tall! Stand tall! That's all you ever say! |
1.1800 |
0.04353 |
100 |
84 |
14 |
2 |
2567 |
They're coming! Quick, flatten like a throw blanket! |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2568 |
Can we watch the news? I am so over "Wild Kingdom." |
1.1800 |
0.04353 |
100 |
84 |
14 |
2 |
2569 |
I thought these vampire shows were giving you nightmares? |
1.1800 |
0.04353 |
100 |
84 |
14 |
2 |
2570 |
Why can't we talk? |
1.1800 |
0.04353 |
100 |
84 |
14 |
2 |
2571 |
I suppose you also have the remote! |
1.1800 |
0.04353 |
100 |
84 |
14 |
2 |
2572 |
If you don't move over, off goes Animal Planet! |
1.1800 |
0.04115 |
100 |
83 |
16 |
1 |
2573 |
World's tallest mammals. Hah! Apparently we are smartest too. |
1.1800 |
0.04115 |
100 |
83 |
16 |
1 |
2574 |
Any news from back home? |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2575 |
Hey Honey - Wanna' neck some tonight? |
1.1800 |
0.04795 |
100 |
86 |
10 |
4 |
2576 |
Binge watching the Animal Planet? |
1.1800 |
0.04115 |
100 |
83 |
16 |
1 |
2577 |
Mutual of Omaha re-runs still going on? |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2578 |
Good grief, it seems like everyone these days has an acacia leaf show. |
1.1800 |
0.04353 |
100 |
84 |
14 |
2 |
2579 |
And no one believed in Lamarckian evolution back in the 21st Century! |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2580 |
Bob, every Sunday it's the same thing, National Geographic and Animal Planet all day! |
1.1800 |
0.04795 |
100 |
86 |
10 |
4 |
2581 |
The elephant and donkey show keeping you up, darling? |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2582 |
You'll hurt your neck watching from that angle, Doris. |
1.1800 |
0.04115 |
100 |
83 |
16 |
1 |
2583 |
Who tipped the TV over? |
1.1800 |
0.04795 |
100 |
86 |
10 |
4 |
2584 |
Ha know, Geoffrey, it might be time your stop acting like such a Toys 'R' Us kid and you got out and get a job! |
1.1800 |
0.04795 |
100 |
86 |
10 |
4 |
2585 |
Oh, hon, we really should have bought the three-seater or the sectional. |
1.1800 |
0.04353 |
100 |
84 |
14 |
2 |
2586 |
Honestly, the lengths some of them will go to. |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2587 |
And you think this is better than our lives at the zoo? |
1.1800 |
0.04353 |
100 |
84 |
14 |
2 |
2588 |
Jeez. Don't you ever get tired of all these talking heads? |
1.1800 |
0.04353 |
100 |
84 |
14 |
2 |
2589 |
"Hey cutie, Ya wanna do a little necking while watching TV"? |
1.1800 |
0.04353 |
100 |
84 |
14 |
2 |
2590 |
Honey, I'm up for anything tonight. |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2591 |
Does it finally explain why we have long necks |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2592 |
Seriously... a wall? |
1.1800 |
0.04115 |
100 |
83 |
16 |
1 |
2593 |
If we're going to neck, you'll have to move over a bit. |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2594 |
They don't even eat the rose Marge. |
1.1800 |
0.04353 |
100 |
84 |
14 |
2 |
2595 |
I've told you a thousand times that your neck will hurt if you stay up watching Netflix all night! |
1.1800 |
0.05199 |
100 |
88 |
6 |
6 |
2596 |
Housewives of The Bush again? |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2597 |
This apartment is ok, but the car's sunroof needs to be bigger. |
1.1800 |
0.04353 |
100 |
84 |
14 |
2 |
2598 |
Damn, I miss phone books. |
1.1800 |
0.04795 |
100 |
86 |
10 |
4 |
2599 |
Salad? Again? |
1.1800 |
0.04115 |
100 |
83 |
16 |
1 |
2600 |
Bad news, dear. We've been classified as illegal immigrants. And we're being deported. |
1.1800 |
0.05001 |
100 |
87 |
8 |
5 |
2601 |
We shouldn't neck while my parents are in the next room. |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2602 |
It just looks wrong to me. |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2603 |
Even if I could reach the remote you dropped under the sofa, how could I change from the Weather Channel? |
1.1800 |
0.04795 |
100 |
86 |
10 |
4 |
2604 |
I agree, watching humans in their normal habitat can be uplifting. |
1.1800 |
0.04795 |
100 |
86 |
10 |
4 |
2605 |
Again with the Toys "R" Us commercials, Sheila? |
1.1800 |
0.04795 |
100 |
86 |
10 |
4 |
2606 |
I can't believe we're breaking because you're jealous of a little girl who fed me acacia twigs. It's a zoo out there, Linda; it is just part of the job. |
1.1800 |
0.04795 |
100 |
86 |
10 |
4 |
2607 |
I've heard too much TV can shorten your neck length |
1.1800 |
0.04353 |
100 |
84 |
14 |
2 |
2608 |
Are you sure you want to try this Honey? |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2609 |
You're addicted to those nature reality shows, aren't you? |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2610 |
How about a real safari for our next vacation, darling? |
1.1800 |
0.04353 |
100 |
84 |
14 |
2 |
2611 |
You have to stop watching Animal Planet, and go out and see for yourself. |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2612 |
Not Our Natural Habitat, But DAMN! |
1.1800 |
0.04795 |
100 |
86 |
10 |
4 |
2613 |
It's so nice to have a high definition TV. |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2614 |
Can you turn it up, please? |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2615 |
Don't you think a movie screen is more our size? |
1.1800 |
0.04115 |
100 |
83 |
16 |
1 |
2616 |
Watching the Nature Channel sideways doesn't make the violence and sexual content appropriate. |
1.1800 |
0.04115 |
100 |
83 |
16 |
1 |
2617 |
Can you put some clothes on? We have a monkey and a gazelle coming over. |
1.1800 |
0.04353 |
100 |
84 |
14 |
2 |
2618 |
Sure beats eating the top one percent. |
1.1800 |
0.04115 |
100 |
83 |
16 |
1 |
2619 |
See, it's good you didn't get that job as the GOP mascot. |
1.1800 |
0.04795 |
100 |
86 |
10 |
4 |
2620 |
Oh, I've got this! What is "Born Free?" |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2621 |
Maybe we should have skipped the timeshare presentation. |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2622 |
After those conventions, it's time for a third party. |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2623 |
I thought I asked you to wash your feet . |
1.1800 |
0.04795 |
100 |
86 |
10 |
4 |
2624 |
While you've been captivated by rhetoric and promises, I've been sticking my reticulated neck out all day long! |
1.1800 |
0.04795 |
100 |
86 |
10 |
4 |
2625 |
I've always admired your plunging neckline. |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2626 |
Even I find his ideas a reach. |
1.1800 |
0.04795 |
100 |
86 |
10 |
4 |
2627 |
No, the movie I'm looking for is 'Jurassic World,' not 'Giraffic World.' |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2628 |
I think it needs a wall mount - my neck's killing me! |
1.1800 |
0.04115 |
100 |
83 |
16 |
1 |
2629 |
Can you please just get a job? We need a place with higher doors. |
1.1800 |
0.04353 |
100 |
84 |
14 |
2 |
2630 |
If you want to stick your neck out, then tell them to vote their conscience. |
1.1800 |
0.04795 |
100 |
86 |
10 |
4 |
2631 |
If we start necking, don't worry...I know a good chiropractor. |
1.1800 |
0.04795 |
100 |
86 |
10 |
4 |
2632 |
Sucks to be an elephant. |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2633 |
I'm tired of sticking my neck out for you! |
1.1800 |
0.04115 |
100 |
83 |
16 |
1 |
2634 |
High ceilings like this in newer buildings are almost unheard of. |
1.1800 |
0.04795 |
100 |
86 |
10 |
4 |
2635 |
You know, when they said more diversity, I don't think they meant us. |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2636 |
If you want mimosa buds for dessert, you can darn well pluck them yourself. |
1.1800 |
0.04795 |
100 |
86 |
10 |
4 |
2637 |
Go fetch your own longneck! |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2638 |
How do you think these reality show participants would survive in the real world? |
1.1800 |
0.04353 |
100 |
84 |
14 |
2 |
2639 |
You love those longneck commercials, don't you? |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2640 |
Can you move over a bit? |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2641 |
Chill, babycakes. We'll stay here four years if the elephants win. |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2642 |
...yes, that David Attenborough is a hunk.... |
1.1800 |
0.04353 |
100 |
84 |
14 |
2 |
2643 |
I specifically told you Hi Def |
1.1782 |
0.04750 |
101 |
87 |
10 |
4 |
2644 |
I oppose the media's unrealistic standards of neck length. |
1.1782 |
0.04537 |
101 |
86 |
12 |
3 |
2645 |
Go figure, a donkey instead of us. |
1.1782 |
0.04750 |
101 |
87 |
10 |
4 |
2646 |
Your grandparents wouldn't have called these low ceilings. |
1.1782 |
0.04954 |
101 |
88 |
8 |
5 |
2647 |
It's time we take over the donkey and elephant. |
1.1782 |
0.04750 |
101 |
87 |
10 |
4 |
2648 |
There's no way out of this room! |
1.1748 |
0.04236 |
103 |
87 |
14 |
2 |
2649 |
If put your feet on the sofa again and I'll break your neck young man! |
1.1735 |
0.04816 |
98 |
85 |
9 |
4 |
2650 |
Anything appetizing on Wild Vegetable Network? |
1.1735 |
0.04816 |
98 |
85 |
9 |
4 |
2651 |
Where did the throw rug go? |
1.1735 |
0.04593 |
98 |
84 |
11 |
3 |
2652 |
What do you mean, you're vegetating? There's no vegetation in here. |
1.1735 |
0.04593 |
98 |
84 |
11 |
3 |
2653 |
Whatching TV shows all day long, at least you need to stretch you neck or something. |
1.1735 |
0.04593 |
98 |
84 |
11 |
3 |
2654 |
No wall mounting? |
1.1735 |
0.04109 |
98 |
82 |
15 |
1 |
2655 |
Are you sitting on the remote? |
1.1735 |
0.04593 |
98 |
84 |
11 |
3 |
2656 |
No son, I won't leave your father for Richard Attenborough. |
1.1735 |
0.04358 |
98 |
83 |
13 |
2 |
2657 |
I know its not healthy but tonight we get to look down at a retrospective on Kurt Vonnegut! |
1.1735 |
0.04593 |
98 |
84 |
11 |
3 |
2658 |
Don't be alarmed. It's TV. They can't get you. |
1.1735 |
0.04358 |
98 |
83 |
13 |
2 |
2659 |
This is just like watching the monkeys throw poo at each other. |
1.1735 |
0.04816 |
98 |
85 |
9 |
4 |
2660 |
I don't trust any infomercial that asks me to stick my neck out that far! |
1.1735 |
0.04593 |
98 |
84 |
11 |
3 |
2661 |
Are you watching Pippi Longstocking AGAIN? |
1.1735 |
0.04593 |
98 |
84 |
11 |
3 |
2662 |
Is this Giraffic Park 2 or 3? |
1.1735 |
0.04109 |
98 |
82 |
15 |
1 |
2663 |
Don't you ever get tired of watching 'Animal Kingdom?' |
1.1735 |
0.03845 |
98 |
81 |
17 |
0 |
2664 |
When are these donkeys and elephants going to learn how to connect with the rest of us? |
1.1735 |
0.04109 |
98 |
82 |
15 |
1 |
2665 |
We stuck our necks out for Bernie but Sarah Silverman looks better to me now. |
1.1735 |
0.04358 |
98 |
83 |
13 |
2 |
2666 |
I see you're ready for some necking. |
1.1735 |
0.04816 |
98 |
85 |
9 |
4 |
2667 |
That show Giraffes Gone Wild is not what you'd think. |
1.1735 |
0.04816 |
98 |
85 |
9 |
4 |
2668 |
Sorry honey, I don't think they do tall screen TV. |
1.1735 |
0.04593 |
98 |
84 |
11 |
3 |
2669 |
I thought I told you to go eat the grass. |
1.1735 |
0.04358 |
98 |
83 |
13 |
2 |
2670 |
They don't have a vertical control button on these new flat screens. |
1.1735 |
0.03845 |
98 |
81 |
17 |
0 |
2671 |
Wouldn't it be easier to watch if we mounted it in the Baobab tree in the corner? |
1.1735 |
0.04593 |
98 |
84 |
11 |
3 |
2672 |
It's a new reality show about giraffes in the suburbs. |
1.1735 |
0.04593 |
98 |
84 |
11 |
3 |
2673 |
Yea, yea, portrait would be better for you but this IS landscape. |
1.1735 |
0.05030 |
98 |
86 |
7 |
5 |
2674 |
I'm going to work. If you can pull yourself away from the TV and get to the grocery store, were almost out of acacia leaves. |
1.1735 |
0.03845 |
98 |
81 |
17 |
0 |
2675 |
To be stars, we need the TV vertical. |
1.1735 |
0.04593 |
98 |
84 |
11 |
3 |
2676 |
There's a surcharge for using the baby pool but breakfast is all vegetarian. |
1.1735 |
0.04358 |
98 |
83 |
13 |
2 |
2677 |
Can't we watch Animal Kingdom? |
1.1735 |
0.04816 |
98 |
85 |
9 |
4 |
2678 |
You're sure you don't want to mount it?... |
1.1735 |
0.04593 |
98 |
84 |
11 |
3 |
2679 |
who'd even want a dick that big? |
1.1735 |
0.05235 |
98 |
87 |
5 |
6 |
2680 |
I'm glad I'm up here and not down on that convention floor. |
1.1735 |
0.04816 |
98 |
85 |
9 |
4 |
2681 |
Why else do you think we built this place with 22 foot ceilings? |
1.1735 |
0.04593 |
98 |
84 |
11 |
3 |
2682 |
Don't worry, Geoffrey, you'll work again. How long could this internet fad last? |
1.1735 |
0.04358 |
98 |
83 |
13 |
2 |
2683 |
You're a real couch zucchini |
1.1735 |
0.04358 |
98 |
83 |
13 |
2 |
2684 |
The picture is much better when the screen is vertical. |
1.1735 |
0.04593 |
98 |
84 |
11 |
3 |
2685 |
At least 'The Real Housegiraffes of New York' are getting some dinner! |
1.1735 |
0.04358 |
98 |
83 |
13 |
2 |
2686 |
And he doesn't shed? |
1.1735 |
0.04109 |
98 |
82 |
15 |
1 |
2687 |
Are you sure we haven't forgotten our roots? |
1.1735 |
0.04109 |
98 |
82 |
15 |
1 |
2688 |
Do these shows make any sense to you? |
1.1735 |
0.03845 |
98 |
81 |
17 |
0 |
2689 |
Does this reticulate make me look fat? |
1.1735 |
0.04816 |
98 |
85 |
9 |
4 |
2690 |
I hear bipeds are using our term "helicopter parents." |
1.1735 |
0.04358 |
98 |
83 |
13 |
2 |
2691 |
I can't find the remote. |
1.1735 |
0.04816 |
98 |
85 |
9 |
4 |
2692 |
These talking animal jokes never age. |
1.1735 |
0.03845 |
98 |
81 |
17 |
0 |
2693 |
How are we going to get out of that door. |
1.1735 |
0.04358 |
98 |
83 |
13 |
2 |
2694 |
The Game of Thrones season is over. Time to join the real world. |
1.1735 |
0.04816 |
98 |
85 |
9 |
4 |
2695 |
Don't you think we could have used a bigger screen. |
1.1717 |
0.04071 |
99 |
83 |
15 |
1 |
2696 |
I can't understand your fascination with 'Reality TV', it's all low hanging fruit. |
1.1717 |
0.04071 |
99 |
83 |
15 |
1 |
2697 |
I'm so much happier with this new upholstry; animal print is just so distasteful. |
1.1717 |
0.04071 |
99 |
83 |
15 |
1 |
2698 |
I'm going to stick my neck out. |
1.1700 |
0.04507 |
100 |
86 |
11 |
3 |
2699 |
Nothing on TV tonight. Let's neck. |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
2700 |
You should try yoga. |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
2701 |
Let's get takeout, but I'm really sick of leaves. |
1.1667 |
0.04100 |
96 |
81 |
14 |
1 |
2702 |
83 channels of humans reproducing at the Hyatt? This cable's got to go. |
1.1667 |
0.04604 |
96 |
83 |
10 |
3 |
2703 |
Don't you get tired of watching animal shows? |
1.1667 |
0.04837 |
96 |
84 |
8 |
4 |
2704 |
Hey Honey. It has been a long day at work. What kind of leaves are we having for dinner tonight? |
1.1667 |
0.04604 |
96 |
83 |
10 |
3 |
2705 |
Bet you his thumbs aren't even opposable. |
1.1667 |
0.04837 |
96 |
84 |
8 |
4 |
2706 |
Let me know when they have the "Housewives of Nairobi." |
1.1667 |
0.04604 |
96 |
83 |
10 |
3 |
2707 |
"Let's go down to the watering hole and grab a couple of 'longnecks'. |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
2708 |
I'm for going high. |
1.1667 |
0.04837 |
96 |
84 |
8 |
4 |
2709 |
Don't you think we should invest in a vertical screen, so our heads don't get cut off? |
1.1667 |
0.03824 |
96 |
80 |
16 |
0 |
2710 |
Jed Falby just called—wants to know if an English bloke can win the New Yorker cartoon contest? I told him not to stick his neck out. |
1.1667 |
0.04604 |
96 |
83 |
10 |
3 |
2711 |
We need to elevate the discourse. |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
2712 |
About last night. |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
2713 |
Sure i like humans, but giraffes are funnier ! |
1.1667 |
0.04100 |
96 |
81 |
14 |
1 |
2714 |
I thought the love seat was meant for us to cuddle. |
1.1667 |
0.04100 |
96 |
81 |
14 |
1 |
2715 |
Poor elephants. |
1.1667 |
0.04604 |
96 |
83 |
10 |
3 |
2716 |
Well, this convention sure picked the low-lying fruit |
1.1667 |
0.05058 |
96 |
85 |
6 |
5 |
2717 |
For the thousandth time, I agree it would have served us better if they'd oriented it the other way, but there's not much we can do about it now, is there? |
1.1667 |
0.04100 |
96 |
81 |
14 |
1 |
2718 |
Serengeti, Shmerengeti! What's on cable. |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
2719 |
Want another Longnecker? |
1.1667 |
0.04837 |
96 |
84 |
8 |
4 |
2720 |
Not that nature channel again? |
1.1667 |
0.03824 |
96 |
80 |
16 |
0 |
2721 |
Can we talk? |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
2722 |
That's the trouble with politics today, not many remember how to rise to the occasion. |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
2723 |
Are high collars back in? |
1.1667 |
0.04100 |
96 |
81 |
14 |
1 |
2724 |
You give really good neck. |
1.1667 |
0.05058 |
96 |
85 |
6 |
5 |
2725 |
If it were up to me, I'd watch in high-def. |
1.1667 |
0.04100 |
96 |
81 |
14 |
1 |
2726 |
Argh, what did the elephants say now? |
1.1667 |
0.04100 |
96 |
81 |
14 |
1 |
2727 |
Listen Junior, I am not sticking my neck out to get you an audition on Animal Planet |
1.1667 |
0.03824 |
96 |
80 |
16 |
0 |
2728 |
Feeling amorous? Wanna neck? |
1.1667 |
0.04100 |
96 |
81 |
14 |
1 |
2729 |
We can stay at the zoo when we compete in Rio. |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
2730 |
Don't waste your time. The signal is spotty. |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
2731 |
You'll only see Donkeys and Elephants. |