Contest #531


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531


Name Value
Submission deadline -
Voting started 2016-08-01
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2016-08-14 (estimated)
Number of captions 4077
Number of responses 498337
Number of participants 17858


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Let's stay in tonight. It's a zoo out there. 2.1732 0.02155 1721 564 295 862
1 Sorry I'm late. I hit every traffic light coming home. 2.1729 0.01098 5246 1285 1769 2192
2 If he's elected, we're going to have a tough time proving we weren't born in Africa. 1.8589 0.02542 1077 461 307 309
3 What happened to us? We used to be so wild. 1.8588 0.02351 1041 383 422 236
4 Yes, it's hot. But a ceiling fan will only make things worse. 1.8558 0.02483 1054 429 348 277
5 I wasn't impressed with the ark on the outside, but this is nice. 1.8552 0.02496 1050 430 342 278
6 I'm going out. I left you some dinner on top of the fridge. 1.8172 0.02603 848 335 333 180
7 The Lions called. They want us over for dinner. 1.8060 0.02825 799 347 260 192
8 We need to talk about the elephant in the other room. 1.7339 0.03360 560 271 167 122
9 Young man, the lawn isn't going to eat itself. 1.7324 0.03219 553 252 197 104
10 What's happened to us Marge.. we used to be so wild? 1.7132 0.03244 509 230 195 84
11 No, I mean literally, I shattered the glass ceiling. 1.7059 0.03326 493 228 182 83
12 It's much better without the ceiling fan. 1.7056 0.03443 496 240 162 94
13 You know it won't actually be an elephant and a donkey debating, right? 1.6968 0.03616 475 241 137 97
14 You look fine. Hyenas laugh at everybody. That's just what they do. 1.6948 0.03547 462 226 151 85
15 Glad we got rid of the ceiling fan. 1.6872 0.03539 454 222 152 80
16 Did you hide the cookies on the bottom shelf again? 1.6843 0.03603 453 227 142 84
17 The zoo escape is all over the news. We're gonna need disguises. 1.6830 0.03638 448 226 138 84
18 How was I supposed to know -- I though Deep Throat was going to be a movie about giraffes. 1.6830 0.03651 448 227 136 85
19 My vote is no, on the ceiling fan. 1.6795 0.03737 440 228 125 87
20 I hate how they go on about his tiny hands but totally ignore his short neck. 1.6744 0.03764 433 226 122 85
21 Sorry I am late; I got stuck in the tunnel. 1.6698 0.03656 424 213 138 73
22 No, I mean I shattered an actual glass ceiling. 1.6675 0.03701 418 212 133 73
23 The Viagra isn’t working, all I have is a stiff neck.” 1.6618 0.03821 411 216 118 77
24 I would have been home earlier --I got stuck in the tunnel. 1.6487 0.03728 390 198 131 61
25 If he wins, we're moving to Kenya. 1.6458 0.04105 384 216 88 80
26 Sooner or later, we have to talk about the elephant in the other room. 1.6449 0.04048 383 212 95 76
27 You know if he's elected, we're getting deported, right? 1.6351 0.04012 370 202 101 67
28 We're portrait animals in a landscape world. 1.6322 0.03891 367 194 114 59
29 If he wins, we're moving back to Africa. 1.6257 0.03934 358 191 110 57
30 Noah really undersold the amenities. 1.6243 0.03951 354 189 109 56
31 It's only funny because we're high. 1.6232 0.04197 353 201 84 68
32 I got a weird text from a "Noah". 1.6222 0.04208 352 201 83 68
33 Who'd ever want to lease a Jaguar? 1.6211 0.03980 351 189 106 56
34 You know her spots are surgically enhanced, right? 1.6211 0.03980 351 189 106 56
35 Ceiling fan? Not a good idea! 1.6211 0.04101 351 195 94 62
36 The trees aren't going to trim themselves. 1.6185 0.03814 346 178 122 46
37 Do you think the Republicans know that elephants are African American? 1.6141 0.04279 355 210 72 73
38 We never roam anymore. 1.6095 0.03913 338 179 112 47
39 If he wins, we're going back to Africa, honey. 1.6090 0.04225 335 191 84 60
40 Relax! It's just the MGM logo. 1.6078 0.04019 334 181 103 50
41 Neckflix? 1.6061 0.04035 330 179 102 49
42 It was so nice of Noah to upgrade us 1.6061 0.04126 330 183 94 53
43 They say the camera adds ten inches. 1.6000 0.03994 325 175 105 45
44 I don't think we should get the ceiling fan. 1.5858 0.04288 309 178 81 50
45 500 channels and all we watch is Animal Planet. 1.5858 0.04239 309 176 85 48
46 If Trump wins we're moving back to Africa. 1.5858 0.04503 309 187 63 59
47 The only other Republican I felt this way about was Teddy Roosevelt, and that was because he shot my grandma. 1.5817 0.04172 306 172 90 44
48 What's on Neckflix? 1.5795 0.04370 302 177 75 50
49 Sure, roaming the plains of Africa sounds amazing, but you're not seriously thinking about giving up a rent controlled apartment in Manhattan, are you? 1.5786 0.04302 299 172 81 46
50 No I'm pretty sure you CAN reach the remote. 1.5772 0.04469 298 178 68 52
51 That YouTube clip of you trying to get out of a recliner has gone viral. 1.5758 0.04273 297 170 83 44
52 You need to write Noah and thank him for the upgrade. 1.5758 0.04481 297 178 67 52
53 Another name for couch potato is lion steak. 1.5758 0.04481 297 178 67 52
54 You could tell her a thing or two about glass ceilings, couldn't you, hon? 1.5729 0.04161 295 165 91 39
55 I see what you mean about the shower head. 1.5719 0.04194 292 164 89 39
56 It's over your head. 1.5704 0.04262 291 166 84 41
57 If Trump wins we're moving back to Kenya! 1.5649 0.04502 285 171 67 47
58 I'm glad you're sitting down. The bill from the chiropractor arrived today. 1.5649 0.04277 285 163 83 39
59 I broke another glass ceiling. 1.5587 0.04442 281 167 71 43
60 I find it ironic that I've been asked to join the Lions Club. 1.5587 0.04327 281 163 79 39
61 So, Trump says he wants to send us all back to Africa... but I was born at the Bronx Zoo! 1.5571 0.04398 280 165 74 41
62 The mall was a zoo today 1.5571 0.04369 280 164 76 40
63 I can't find my turtleneck. 1.5571 0.04369 280 164 76 40
64 The Lyons invited us over for dinner tomorrow night. 1.5543 0.04389 276 162 75 39
65 We have reservations on The Ark in case Trump wins. 1.5527 0.04608 275 169 60 46
66 She broke the glass ceiling? So what, I did that last week. 1.5511 0.04292 274 158 81 35
67 If that one is elected we are moving back to Africa! 1.5511 0.04354 274 160 77 37
68 I know it's not as nice as the Cineplex, but it beats hearing "Down in front!" over and over again! 1.5465 0.04354 269 157 77 35
69 Are you going to eat the leaves out of the gutter like I asked. 1.5465 0.04322 269 156 79 34
70 This may be our chance. They don't like either the elephant or the donkey. 1.5431 0.04475 267 160 69 38
71 How could we have let David Attenborough talk us into mating on camera? 1.5414 0.04735 266 168 52 46
72 Gladys! I'm a giraffe. I look down on everyone. 1.5399 0.04399 263 155 74 34
73 There's no way her neck is real. 1.5399 0.04332 263 153 78 32
74 It's called Deep Throat. 1.5382 0.04478 262 157 69 36
75 Noah says we sail tomorrow. 1.5382 0.04543 262 159 65 38
76 The doctor said get rest, drink lots of tea, and that sore throat will be gone in a year. 1.5367 0.04451 259 154 71 34
77 Can we talk about the elephant in the other room? 1.5367 0.04584 259 158 63 38
78 Yes — but if he wins we'll probably be deported. 1.5367 0.04451 259 154 71 34
79 You know the cheetah always wins, right? 1.5364 0.04358 261 153 76 32
80 If they say the Presidential race is neck and neck one more time, I'm going to scream! 1.5364 0.04524 261 158 66 37
81 Spoiler alert -- the gazelle gets it. 1.5349 0.04431 258 153 72 33
82 Enough TV. Let's stand up and go to sleep. 1.5331 0.04612 257 158 61 38
83 Noah invited us over tomorrow but it looks like rain. 1.5331 0.04376 257 151 75 31
84 We're above that. 1.5331 0.04445 257 153 71 33
85 Housewives of the Serengeti? 1.5278 0.04297 252 146 79 27
86 We're out of straws. 1.5278 0.04718 252 158 55 39
87 Yes, I miss Africa, but not enough to give up air conditioning. 1.5278 0.04185 252 143 85 24
88 No, 'Deep Throat' is not a movie about giraffes. 1.5259 0.04562 251 153 64 34
89 I wonder who'll get voted off the ark next. 1.5259 0.04491 251 151 68 32
90 DEEP THROAT's on tonight. 1.5259 0.04767 251 159 52 40
91 If you wanna see some "Wild Kingdom" come to bed. 1.5240 0.04646 250 155 59 36
92 I've seen this one..It was the lion. 1.5223 0.04511 247 149 67 31
93 It's not a midlife crisis, honey. The convertible is the sensible choice. 1.5223 0.04583 247 151 63 33
94 You always think the Lion's the killer 1.5223 0.04654 247 153 59 35
95 Be realistic. You wouldn't really move to Africa if Trump wins. 1.5223 0.04511 247 149 67 31
96 Hooves off the couch missy. 1.5221 0.04626 249 154 60 35
97 Work was a zoo today! 1.5203 0.04451 246 147 70 29
98 Nobody's spots really look like that. 1.5203 0.04182 246 140 84 22
99 Can we talk about the elephant in the room? 1.5163 0.04705 246 155 55 36
100 The baby is down for the night...most of him, anyway. 1.5145 0.04404 241 143 72 26
101 Stop watching that trash on Animal Planet - it's all gratuitous violence and sex 1.5145 0.04853 241 155 48 38
102 Big deal. I broke the glass ceiling years ago. 1.5145 0.04325 241 141 76 24
103 After millions of years of natural selection this is what you want to do all day? 1.5144 0.04821 243 156 49 38
104 Be patient. It's going to take me a while to swallow my pride. 1.5144 0.04605 243 150 61 32
105 "Out of Africa?" Again? 1.5125 0.04611 240 148 61 31
106 He now says the wall is going to be twenty feet high and the lions are going to pay for it. 1.5125 0.04796 240 153 51 36
107 Haven't you finished swallowing that Viagra yet?! 1.5125 0.04723 240 151 55 34
108 I hope you're not ordering more turtlenecks from QVC 1.5105 0.04776 239 152 52 35
109 We can't keep ignoring the elephant in the other room. 1.5084 0.04679 238 149 57 32
110 You were right. I should have gotten the car with the sunroof. 1.5064 0.04647 235 146 59 30
111 When you ignore me, you make me feel like I'm eight feet tall. 1.5064 0.04406 235 140 71 24
112 Can't you find anything else to do all day besides sitting and watching the gnus? 1.5064 0.04608 235 145 61 29
113 I can't believe we fit that couch through the door. 1.5063 0.04770 237 151 52 34
114 I don't get it. Why did the Elephants nominate an orangutan? 1.5063 0.04844 237 153 48 36
115 Let's stay in today, Doris. It's a zoo out there. 1.5043 0.04662 234 146 58 30
116 Maybe we should have gone with the wall mount. 1.5021 0.04597 233 144 61 28
117 Don't shoot the messenger but I think Rihanna's wearing your missing cousin. 1.5021 0.04433 233 140 69 24
118 The top of the fridge is dusty. 1.5000 0.04683 230 144 57 29
119 Big deal—we break ceilings all the time. 1.5000 0.04390 230 137 71 22
120 Aren't you glad we're not the logo for either party? 1.5000 0.04433 230 138 69 23
121 You know the camera adds 10 inches. 1.5000 0.04531 232 142 64 26
122 And remember, no lion documentaries before bedtime. 1.5000 0.04612 232 144 60 28
123 Looking down on everyone, yes. Condescending, no. 1.5000 0.04363 232 138 72 22
124 Oh come on, it's only a sore throat. 1.5000 0.04476 230 139 67 24
125 So this time I asked him "how's the weather DOWN there?" and that seemed to shut him up. 1.5000 0.04489 232 141 66 25
126 Is this the episode where the humans mate? 1.5000 0.04531 232 142 64 26
127 Bad news. The remote fell under the couch again. 1.5000 0.04601 230 142 61 27
128 Apparently it is illegal to drive with your head through the sunroof. 1.5000 0.04390 230 137 71 22
129 Now, can we talk about the elephant in the room? 1.4978 0.04574 229 141 62 26
130 I had no idea staterooms on this ark would be so plush. 1.4934 0.04729 227 144 54 29
131 Turn the TV off and let's talk about the elephant in the other room. 1.4934 0.05009 227 151 40 36
132 Keeper says it's your turn in the outdoor enclosure. 1.4934 0.04931 227 149 44 34
133 What if we stood it on its side? 1.4912 0.04445 226 137 67 22
134 Why do you keep watching these shows? You know the gazelle always loses. 1.4912 0.04745 226 144 53 29
135 His father's from Kenya, you know? 1.4912 0.04661 226 142 57 27
136 Thank God for pre war ceilings 1.4912 0.04445 226 137 67 22
137 The neighbors want their gutters cleaned. 1.4912 0.04576 226 140 61 25
138 Glad we stayed in. It's a zoo out there! 1.4912 0.04489 226 138 65 23
139 The Hunters said they'd be over for the big game. 1.4911 0.04777 224 143 52 29
140 We need to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.4865 0.04592 222 138 60 24
141 I can't believe it took Trump this long to insult us 1.4842 0.04607 221 138 59 24
142 CSI: Africa? Really? 1.4840 0.04683 219 138 56 25
143 Noah called, the cruise leaves at 10. 1.4840 0.04547 219 135 62 22
144 Sit up straight. You weren't raised in a jungle. 1.4840 0.04500 219 134 64 21
145 Elephants are Republican; donkeys are Democrats. I guess we're independents. 1.4793 0.04576 217 135 60 22
146 The Lyons invited us for dinner. 1.4793 0.04623 217 136 58 23
147 It's true, the camera adds three feet. 1.4793 0.04576 217 135 60 22
148 Harold, Tuesday is your day to be the antenna. 1.4793 0.04668 217 137 56 24
149 It's beneath us. 1.4793 0.04623 217 136 58 23
150 We should do something about that door 1.4793 0.04668 217 137 56 24
151 If you buy one more neck pillow from QVC, I'm canceling the credit card. 1.4793 0.04804 217 140 50 27
152 If you hide out in here all day, the jackals have won. 1.4771 0.04560 218 136 60 22
153 I can't believe you're going to vote for that baboon. 1.4769 0.04908 216 142 45 29
154 What's on Neckflix tonight? 1.4769 0.04730 216 138 53 25
155 We are out of grass. 1.4769 0.04684 216 137 55 24
156 Have you seen my turtle neck? 1.4769 0.04684 216 137 55 24
157 See, I told you 'Deep Throat' wasn't a Disney movie about a lonely giraffe. 1.4769 0.04864 216 141 47 28
158 I don't think "Necrophilia" means what you think it means. 1.4766 0.04943 214 141 44 29
159 Well, if they deport us at least we'll be able to see over the wall. 1.4766 0.04854 214 139 48 27
160 I prefer Neckflix. 1.4766 0.04574 214 133 60 21
161 We didn't move to the city so you could watch nature shows all day. 1.4766 0.04622 214 134 58 22
162 I put the kids to bed. Let's take off the parental controls and watch the nature channel. 1.4766 0.04622 214 134 58 22
163 I believe what he said was too many embarrassing gaffes 1.4766 0.04622 214 134 58 22
164 Let's prioritize: before we get a bigger sofa, that ceiling fan has to go. 1.4766 0.04622 214 134 58 22
165 What? You ordered sixteen neck pillows from QVC! 1.4766 0.04854 214 139 48 27
166 I'm buying a convertible. 1.4766 0.04526 214 132 62 20
167 You got a wide screen TV. I asked for a tall screen TV. 1.4766 0.04574 214 133 60 21
168 Who says there's no progress? After 240 years, an orangutan has been nominated for the presidency. 1.4744 0.04836 215 140 48 27
169 Let me adjust the vertical. 1.4742 0.04589 213 133 59 21
170 That was Noah on the 'phone again. 1.4742 0.04732 213 136 53 24
171 The Carnivores in Apartment 3 have invited us to dinner. 1.4742 0.04492 213 131 63 19
172 I don't feel like either candidate really understands our situation. 1.4742 0.04916 213 140 45 28
173 It makes me glad we're no party's political symbol. 1.4742 0.04685 213 135 55 23
174 I just scored two tickets to 'Hamilton.' Front row center. 1.4717 0.04841 212 138 48 26
175 I'd love to nibble Donald Trump's hair. 1.4717 0.05022 212 142 40 30
176 You're not watching those infomercials on spot removers again, are you? 1.4717 0.04932 212 140 44 28
177 Get gir-affe off the couch. 1.4692 0.04950 211 140 43 28
178 Why the long face? 1.4692 0.04668 211 134 55 22
179 We have to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.4692 0.05040 211 142 39 30
180 I know it's a jungle out there but you have to start getting out of the house. 1.4692 0.04619 211 133 57 21
181 Honey, you broke through the glass ceiling long before Hillary. 1.4689 0.04700 209 133 54 22
182 First it’s the downstairs neighbors complaining about hoof beats and now the upstairs neighbors about head banging. 1.4689 0.04397 209 127 66 16
183 Try turning it sideways. 1.4689 0.04651 209 132 56 21
184 Harold, we need to talk about the elephant in the room 1.4689 0.04845 209 136 48 25
185 Neck flicks again? 1.4689 0.04939 209 138 44 27
186 I'm starting to wish some humans WERE injured in the making of this film. 1.4689 0.04939 209 138 44 27
187 Outside now, young lady. Those leaves aren't going to eat themselves. 1.4689 0.04651 209 132 56 21
188 Grab your keys; there's a tree growing in Brooklyn. 1.4689 0.04500 209 129 62 18
189 When they go low, we go high. 1.4689 0.04797 209 135 50 24
190 Who would have imagined fifty years ago that two lesbian giraffes could marry and live together openly? 1.4667 0.04827 210 137 48 25
191 If you wanted an open floor plan, then why the hell did we leave the savannah? 1.4663 0.04765 208 134 51 23
192 You promised things would be different once we left the zoo. 1.4663 0.04566 208 130 59 19
193 Spoiler alert. The lion wins. 1.4663 0.04304 208 125 69 14
194 We saw this, the zebra doesn't make it. 1.4663 0.04765 208 134 51 23
195 I feel like Hillary really 'gets' our ceiling issue. 1.4663 0.04716 208 133 53 22
196 I don't think we can be referred to as "wildlife" anymore. 1.4612 0.04895 206 136 45 25
197 I love the one where the antelope chases the lion. 1.4612 0.04596 206 130 57 19
198 You'll have to face it sooner or later. You're a portrait guy in a landscape world. 1.4612 0.04895 206 136 45 25
199 All you do is sit around and ruminate. 1.4612 0.04647 206 131 55 20
200 I believe that you have my spot. 1.4612 0.04647 206 131 55 20
201 You never want to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.4612 0.04748 206 133 51 22
202 Since the flood, you just sit there and watch the weather report. 1.4612 0.04647 206 131 55 20
203 Need anything from the tree? 1.4612 0.04748 206 133 51 22
204 Just be grateful we don't represent a political party. 1.4608 0.04882 204 134 46 24
205 Can you please turn that off so we can finally talk about the elephant in the room? 1.4608 0.04832 204 133 48 23
206 Have you seen my good tie? You know, the long one? 1.4608 0.04731 204 131 52 21
207 If he gets elected its Hello Serengeti! 1.4608 0.04931 204 135 44 25
208 Again with 'The Lion King'? 1.4608 0.04575 204 128 58 18
209 let's eat out tonight, honey. How about Central Park? 1.4589 0.04828 207 136 47 24
210 They go low. We go high. 1.4589 0.04779 207 135 49 23
211 You Know, with the donkey and elephant doing so poorly this could be our year! 1.4581 0.04798 203 132 49 22
212 I hope Hillary does get rid of that glass ceiling. 1.4554 0.04865 202 133 46 23
213 Turn it off. Another bus of tourists has just arrived. 1.4554 0.04865 202 133 46 23
214 Excuse me -- my eyes are up here. 1.4554 0.04814 202 132 48 22
215 Jimmy's in bed, let's watch Wild Kingdom. 1.4554 0.04711 202 130 52 20
216 It's turned off. That's your reflection. 1.4527 0.04932 201 134 43 24
217 I still feel uncomfortable renting this Airbnb from a lion. 1.4527 0.04726 201 130 51 20
218 Why when I was your age, I would have been outside enjoying the fresh air, fleeing from ravenous predators. 1.4523 0.04429 199 123 62 14
219 Don't worry. I set the parental controls to "herbivore." 1.4523 0.04707 199 128 52 19
220 So when have you seen a giraffe in a leading role? Ever?! 1.4523 0.04542 199 125 58 16
221 Coffee break is over, tourists are waiting. 1.4523 0.04429 199 123 62 14
222 Those treetops aren't going to trim themselves, dear. 1.4523 0.04429 199 123 62 14
223 Real Housewives of the Serengeti, AGAIN? 1.4523 0.04814 199 130 48 21
224 I just told the neighbor we were from Savannah. 1.4523 0.04969 199 133 42 24
225 That's my spot. 1.4523 0.04707 199 128 52 19
226 This could be our year - everyone's fed up with the donkeys and elephants. 1.4500 0.04580 200 127 56 17
227 The kids are finally asleep. Are you up for a little necking? 1.4500 0.04847 200 132 46 22
228 Did you call the guy about the door? 1.4495 0.04613 198 126 55 17
229 Your watching Deep Throat again? 1.4467 0.04952 197 132 42 23
230 I don't know why you watch these murder mystery shows. You know the lion did it. 1.4467 0.04793 197 129 48 20
231 I didn't know Noah's ark would be so luxurious. 1.4444 0.04880 198 132 44 22
232 Have you seen the ladder? 1.4439 0.05022 196 133 39 24
233 There's not going to be a third party, and you're not going to be the mascot. 1.4439 0.04809 196 129 47 20
234 Back in my day we actually had to stretch our necks out to change the channel. 1.4439 0.04754 196 128 49 19
235 "How did you get through the door?" - William Davis-Greene, age 7 (submitted by his father Robert Greene) 1.4439 0.04969 196 132 41 23
236 Do we have to watch Deep Throat again tonight? 1.4433 0.04899 194 129 44 21
237 Why is the TV sideways? 1.4433 0.04845 194 128 46 20
238 You can't just keep looking down on everything. 1.4433 0.04733 194 126 50 18
239 Cute!? He's probably only 17 feet tall. 1.4433 0.04733 194 126 50 18
240 You never wear the turtleneck I gave you. 1.4433 0.04442 194 121 60 13
241 I'm busting my tail at that toy store. You could at least strip a few leaves off the tree for dinner. 1.4433 0.04789 194 127 48 19
242 Get your feet off the couch -- you are not in a zoo. 1.4433 0.04789 194 127 48 19
243 This is the Best. Zoo. Ever. 1.4404 0.05078 193 132 37 24
244 You were more fun when we were in the zoo. 1.4404 0.04692 193 125 51 17
245 Besides, you know the camera adds five feet. 1.4375 0.04408 192 120 60 12
246 For this we gave up the Serengeti? 1.4375 0.04821 192 127 46 19
247 Hey, hon, the Libertarians are auditioning for a mascot. 1.4375 0.04707 192 125 50 17
248 I was laid off from the zoo today. The only job experience I have is being looked at. 1.4375 0.04821 192 127 46 19
249 A horizontal television screen is just another example of species bias. 1.4375 0.04933 192 129 42 21
250 Just once I want to hear someone say, "Even-toed ungulate lives matter". 1.4375 0.04933 192 129 42 21
251 Can I get you a tree or anything? 1.4375 0.04649 192 124 52 16
252 " The high ceilings are nice, but the doorways are a pain in the neck ". 1.4375 0.04590 192 123 54 15
253 If you sit that close, you'll strain your neck. 1.4368 0.04971 190 128 41 21
254 Anything high-brow on? 1.4368 0.04683 190 123 51 16
255 I strongly disagree with his position on migration. 1.4368 0.04623 190 122 53 15
256 When Witness Protection said they'd give us a new location and a new identity, I didn't quite expect this. 1.4368 0.04858 190 126 45 19
257 Just because you can lick the screen from there doesn't mean you should. 1.4368 0.04742 190 124 49 17
258 How many times can you watch "Out of Africa"? 1.4368 0.04438 190 119 59 12
259 The ceilings are low, and the internet access isn't great, but I do like the no-hyenas policy. 1.4368 0.04562 190 121 55 14
260 Am I wrong for wishing our new neighbors weren't, you know, lions? 1.4368 0.04742 190 124 49 17
261 First, I told you to stop watching those gory nature shows. Second, is it anyone we know? 1.4368 0.05082 190 130 37 23
262 Stay inside. It's a zoo out there. 1.4352 0.04571 193 124 54 15
263 You're right, this is a nicer zoo. 1.4346 0.04780 191 126 47 18
264 Would you get off your lazy butt and eat the lawn? 1.4339 0.04577 189 121 54 14
265 Why don't you get giraffe off the couch and do some chores? 1.4339 0.04989 189 128 40 21
266 We used to be wild. 1.4339 0.04816 189 125 46 18
267 Do you want acacia leaves just on your half? 1.4339 0.04932 189 127 42 20
268 Television always makes everyone look shorter. 1.4316 0.04497 190 121 56 13
269 Housewives of the Serengeti? Puleeze! 1.4309 0.04713 188 123 49 16
270 Perhaps if we stood it up on its side? 1.4309 0.04833 188 125 45 18
271 Yes, I've seen your Toys R Us commercial a million times already. 1.4278 0.05024 187 128 38 21
272 Watching Neckflix again? 1.4278 0.04908 187 126 42 19
273 best part of city life?....... no damn monkeys 1.4278 0.04668 187 122 50 15
274 Get outside and graze with your friends! 1.4278 0.04966 187 127 40 20
275 Neckflix tonight? 1.4278 0.05024 187 128 38 21
276 I’ve kept this secret for too long. I was Deep Throat. 1.4278 0.04966 187 127 40 20
277 Does my neck look fat? 1.4270 0.04946 185 125 41 19
278 Let me guess: your mom called that she is in the documentary again. 1.4270 0.04576 185 119 53 13
279 Wall-mounted might be better. 1.4270 0.04702 185 121 49 15
280 Ruminating again? 1.4270 0.04702 185 121 49 15
281 The kids still at the zoo? 1.4270 0.04702 185 121 49 15
282 I told you we should have gotten the wall mount. 1.4270 0.04886 185 124 43 18
283 You know, when he insults pigs and dogs, he insults all animals. 1.4270 0.04886 185 124 43 18
284 This zoo finally has some decent amenities. 1.4270 0.04886 185 124 43 18
285 It's for you, someone from Toy R Us. He doesn't sound happy. 1.4270 0.05178 185 129 33 23
286 National Geographic? You know I hate reality TV. 1.4270 0.04886 185 124 43 18
287 With all this diversity on TV now, I think we can stop pretending we're sisters. 1.4239 0.05197 184 129 32 23
288 I thought we were going to neck. 1.4239 0.04903 184 124 42 18
289 Ever think the TV should be portrait and not landscape? 1.4239 0.04780 184 122 46 16
290 I told you to buy a wall mount! 1.4239 0.05081 184 127 36 21
291 All the people trying to keep us out of captivity and here you are... 1.4239 0.05022 184 126 38 20
292 If you just get up and go outside, you'd be ON that nature show. 1.4239 0.04963 184 125 40 19
293 Sure, wide screen's great but what about tall screen? 1.4216 0.04506 185 119 54 12
294 We better go before the people get back. They will not be happy about their ficus plant. 1.4208 0.04796 183 122 45 16
295 You always look down on whatever it is I want to watch. I've had it up to here. 1.4208 0.05040 183 126 37 20
296 Nate Silver's saying it's neck and neck. 1.4199 0.05140 181 126 34 21
297 Why is National Geographic showing our home movies? 1.4199 0.05020 181 124 38 19
298 I hate the stereotyping on National Geographic. 1.4199 0.04896 181 122 42 17
299 Those gutters aren't going to clean themselves! 1.4199 0.04704 181 119 48 14
300 Watching these travel shows makes me want to go to Africa someday. 1.4199 0.04833 181 121 44 16
301 The fewer glass ceilings the better. 1.4199 0.04896 181 122 42 17
302 I've never been happier not to be an elephant or a donkey. 1.4199 0.05140 181 126 34 21
303 Don't watch that show with the lions. It doesn't end well. 1.4199 0.04704 181 119 48 14
304 And how do you propose I "pick up the remote?" 1.4199 0.05020 181 124 38 19
305 And you thought YOU'D be the one to break the glass ceiling? 1.4199 0.04833 181 121 44 16
306 Nothing's on TV. Wanna neck? 1.4199 0.04704 181 119 48 14
307 Is the zoo letting you work from home? 1.4167 0.04975 180 123 39 18
308 I'm overextended 1.4167 0.04784 180 120 45 15
309 You'd think the 'top-rated zoo in America' would feature cathedral ceilings. 1.4167 0.04849 180 121 43 16
310 Dinner's on the tree. I'll be back in a few hours. 1.4167 0.04784 180 120 45 15
311 Yes, for a sore throat you have to take all thirty. 1.4167 0.04448 180 115 55 10
312 It's a zoo out there. 1.4153 0.05035 183 127 36 20
313 Go clean your room. It's like a zoo in there. 1.4134 0.04929 179 122 40 17
314 What do they mean--the elephant in the room? 1.4134 0.04800 179 120 44 15
315 There's never anyone who looks like us at the Republican convention. 1.4134 0.04800 179 120 44 15
316 Any woman who can break a ceiling like THAT has my vote. 1.4134 0.04800 179 120 44 15
317 Tigers won, get over it! 1.4134 0.04865 179 121 42 16
318 Wide screen, flat screen, but they never got around to making a tall screen. 1.4134 0.04865 179 121 42 16
319 I think those Witness Protection guys kinda glossed over the 'new identities' part. 1.4134 0.04865 179 121 42 16
320 Still hoping to find Mom on Wild Kingdom? 1.4134 0.04600 179 117 50 12
321 So good to be home. It's a real jungle out there. 1.4134 0.04734 179 119 46 14
322 Lean over and change it yourself. 1.4134 0.04800 179 120 44 15
323 Did we ever receive residuals from this National Geographic program? 1.4134 0.04800 179 120 44 15
324 Honey, let's do it like they do it on Discovery Channel! 1.4134 0.04800 179 120 44 15
325 They talk about low hanging fruit as if that was easy. 1.4124 0.04703 177 117 47 13
326 How about a tall one, love? 1.4124 0.05096 177 123 35 19
327 Now we are late, the ark left 10 minutes ago. 1.4124 0.05096 177 123 35 19
328 Somehow I thought life would be more exciting once we broke out of the zoo. 1.4124 0.04770 177 118 45 14
329 A donkey or an elephant - hardly seems like much of a choice. 1.4124 0.04968 177 121 39 17
330 We need to discuss the elephant in the room. 1.4091 0.05239 176 125 30 21
331 Don't watch that, it's way over your head. 1.4091 0.04920 176 120 40 16
332 I miss the zoo -- the rent here is outrageous and the utility poles don't have leaves. 1.4091 0.04718 176 117 46 13
333 The polls are saying it's neck and neck. 1.4091 0.04920 176 120 40 16
334 too much television will stunt your growth 1.4091 0.04786 176 118 44 14
335 I'm gonna grab a long neck. You want one? 1.4091 0.04853 176 119 42 15
336 The rooftop garden is delicious! And I can reach it from the bathroom window! 1.4091 0.05050 176 122 36 18
337 Your father and I think you should at least go for some low-hanging fruit. 1.4068 0.04628 177 117 48 12
338 For optimum viewing place base of television 32" above the floor... I'd like to speak with the no-neck Gazelle that wrote these specs! 1.4057 0.05132 175 123 33 19
339 Sorry if you lost the signal. I hit my head on the dish again. 1.4057 0.04732 175 117 45 13
340 They say the camera adds 3 feet to the neck. 1.4057 0.04869 175 119 41 15
341 Maybe if we turned it on its side... 1.4034 0.04913 176 121 39 16
342 Of course you're tall and thin enough to be America's Next Top Model. 1.4023 0.04817 174 118 42 14
343 Kid's asleep. Wanna neck? 1.4023 0.05214 174 124 30 20
344 Can you adjust the vertical? 1.4023 0.04817 174 118 42 14
345 TV? I thought we'd just neck. 1.4023 0.05085 174 122 34 18
346 I told you to order a tall screen TV, not a wide screen TV. 1.4023 0.04817 174 118 42 14
347 Neckflix and chill? 1.4023 0.05402 174 127 24 23
348 I'll grab us a couple of long necks. 1.4023 0.04953 174 120 38 16
349 Give me a break!... like a herd of giraffes could really survive like that in the wilderness. 1.4012 0.04784 172 116 43 13
350 Wanna get high with me? 1.4012 0.04924 172 118 39 15
351 Yes, I walk around with my head in the clouds. Don't we all? 1.4012 0.04640 172 114 47 11
352 When I was your age, I was roaming the savanna. 1.4012 0.04924 172 118 39 15
353 I just sometimes feel... domesticated, you know? 1.4012 0.04784 172 116 43 13
354 The kids used to look up to us, Fran. 1.4012 0.04713 172 115 45 12
355 I can't find the ladder. 1.4012 0.04855 172 117 41 14
356 Don't you find it odd that all the movies on the ark are romances? 1.4012 0.04855 172 117 41 14
357 This election makes me happy I live in Africa. 1.4012 0.04784 172 116 43 13
358 Are you watching your old Toys 'R' Us ad again? 1.4012 0.05127 172 121 33 18
359 It's a jungle out there. 1.4012 0.04713 172 115 45 12
360 I know that you said don't stick your neck out, but what could I do? 1.4012 0.04855 172 117 41 14
361 I'm heading out for some low-hanging fruit. 1.4012 0.04640 172 114 47 11
362 Time to move, the zoo knows where we live. 1.4012 0.04713 172 115 45 12
363 Would you at least apply for the circus? 1.4012 0.04993 172 119 37 16
364 ``Housewives of the Serengeti'' again! 1.4012 0.04993 172 119 37 16
365 We're out of throat lozenges. 1.4012 0.04993 172 119 37 16
366 You can stand up now, Wilma. I've had the ceiling fan removed. 1.4012 0.05127 172 121 33 18
367 I'm going to the zoo. Do you need anything? 1.4012 0.04924 172 118 39 15
368 My favorite movie -- "Get Shorty.' 1.4012 0.04713 172 115 45 12
369 Why is the screen sideways? 1.4012 0.04924 172 118 39 15
370 I've seen this episode of Animal Planet. Spoiler alert. It doesn't end well for us. 1.4012 0.04993 172 119 37 16
371 Love the cathedral ceilings. 1.4012 0.04713 172 115 45 12
372 I've had it up to my neck with your binge watching... 1.4012 0.04784 172 116 43 13
373 Honey, I can't find my good interview tie. I thought you laid it out on the bed, stairs, and kitchen table. 1.4012 0.04784 172 116 43 13
374 Got it. When they go low we go high. But, when they go high, then what do we do? 1.3977 0.05010 171 119 36 16
375 You're in my spot. 1.3977 0.05212 171 122 30 19
376 They're sending a primate to change the channel between noon and five. 1.3977 0.05145 171 121 32 18
377 Soooo…Neckflix? 1.3977 0.05145 171 121 32 18
378 Watching human mating documentaries on Cinemax again? 1.3977 0.04870 171 117 40 14
379 Hurry up or we'll miss the Ark. 1.3977 0.04870 171 117 40 14
380 That's not a giraffe. That's Audrey Hepburn. 1.3977 0.04870 171 117 40 14
381 Are you sure this is what our therapist meant when she said we should try a different environment? 1.3977 0.04654 171 114 46 11
382 I'm thinking Leopard carpeting. 1.3977 0.05010 171 119 36 16
383 Spoiler alert! The hyena did it. 1.3977 0.04870 171 117 40 14
384 Geoffrey, perhaps it's time you get a job and stop living off of your Toys "R" Us royalties. 1.3977 0.05010 171 119 36 16
385 Why do they keep making TV's sideways? 1.3977 0.05010 171 119 36 16
386 I know she's the first woman, but we've always supported the elephants 1.3977 0.04870 171 117 40 14
387 She broke the glass ceiling, not us. 1.3977 0.04870 171 117 40 14
388 Even if he does build a wall we will be fine. 1.3941 0.04742 170 115 43 12
389 It's nice, but personally I prefer tall-screen TVs. 1.3941 0.05163 170 121 31 18
390 I wish they would bring back Marlin Perkins. 1.3941 0.05163 170 121 31 18
391 Do I look like a Leopard in this? 1.3929 0.04853 168 115 40 13
392 At least we can look over his stupid wall. 1.3929 0.04853 168 115 40 13
393 Call me old fashioned, but do you want to stay in, watch a movie and neck? 1.3929 0.04926 168 116 38 14
394 I told you not to watch the convention. Those people are animals. 1.3929 0.05474 168 124 22 22
395 Well, that was fun... time for me to duck out. 1.3929 0.04853 168 115 40 13
396 Let's go trash a salad bar. 1.3929 0.05138 168 119 32 17
397 This year it's hard to identify with either party. 1.3929 0.04926 168 116 38 14
398 We need tall-screen not wide-screen 1.3929 0.04926 168 116 38 14
399 I know it's better on the big screen, but we're not welcome in the theater anymore. 1.3929 0.04779 168 114 42 12
400 Our time will come, that donkey and elephant can't last much longer. 1.3929 0.04998 168 117 36 15
401 The front desk reassured me about their "No Lions" policy. 1.3929 0.04853 168 115 40 13
402 All these nature shows just encourage violence against prey. 1.3929 0.04998 168 117 36 15
403 You know the shows on Animal Planet are completely fake; all the animals are actors. 1.3929 0.04779 168 114 42 12
404 I told you this zoo was progressive. 1.3929 0.04998 168 117 36 15
405 We’ve always looked down on television. 1.3929 0.04853 168 115 40 13
406 Can you clean the gutters please? 1.3929 0.04627 168 112 46 10
407 I'll trim the trees if you clean the gutters this time. 1.3929 0.04926 168 116 38 14
408 Last time you watched Predators of the Serengeti, you stayed in your room for two weeks. 1.3905 0.04606 169 113 46 10
409 We used to use that couch for necking . . . 1.3892 0.04794 167 114 41 12
410 Noah said he will give us a discount if we pay up front for the 40 nights. 1.3892 0.04718 167 113 43 11
411 Ohio looks so fascinating. Those were your words. 1.3892 0.05086 167 118 33 16
412 Time to go outside--I hear a Land Rover coming. 1.3892 0.05156 167 119 31 17
413 I swear, whatever you're seeing on Animal Planet is a doctored video. I've never been with anyone but you. 1.3892 0.05014 167 117 35 15
414 Just because I can see the tv from anywhere doesn't mean you can hog the couch 1.3892 0.04794 167 114 41 12
415 Wanna neck? 1.3892 0.04942 167 116 37 14
416 I wish someone, for once, would make a tall-screen TV 1.3871 0.05046 155 107 36 12
417 You can watch TV with your boyfriend, but no necking. 1.3855 0.04958 166 116 36 14
418 I've always looked down on popular culture. 1.3855 0.05031 166 117 34 15
419 You think I don't know why you're watching animal planet 1.3841 0.05219 164 118 29 17
420 Before this election we used to think Africa was wild. 1.3841 0.05146 164 117 31 16
421 I told you to get the wall mount. 1.3841 0.04847 164 113 39 12
422 Did I mention to you that you have to flip it up to get the portrait mode? 1.3841 0.04184 164 105 55 4
423 Oh no, not 'Out of Africa' again! 1.3841 0.04923 164 114 37 13
424 I guess four stars and 'pet friendly' doesn't mean we can get into the bathroom. 1.3841 0.04847 164 113 39 12
425 I'm sure they mean elephant lives matter, AS WELL. 1.3841 0.05219 164 118 29 17
426 I didn't think witness relocation would be like this. 1.3841 0.04769 164 112 41 11
427 THIS is why we don't mate for life. 1.3841 0.04847 164 113 39 12
428 They always cut our heads off! 1.3841 0.04847 164 113 39 12
429 What do you mean you didn't go to the interview? I stuck my neck out for you! 1.3841 0.05146 164 117 31 16
430 Try flipping the screen to portrait. 1.3841 0.04690 164 111 43 10
431 This election is hard to swallow. 1.3804 0.04783 163 112 40 11
432 Even for me, that's a stretch. 1.3804 0.05090 163 116 32 15
433 You know Attenborough gives you nightmares. 1.3804 0.05090 163 116 32 15
434 It's tough being tall in a wide-screen world. 1.3804 0.04939 163 114 36 13
435 I ordered the pizza. Do you have any idea how we eat it? 1.3804 0.05237 163 118 28 17
436 Do you think sharks watch shows about us? 1.3804 0.04862 163 113 38 12
437 Do you know anything about the neighbor’s missing tree? 1.3804 0.04783 163 112 40 11
438 I didn't mean to, but like Hillary, I just shattered a glass ceiling. 1.3804 0.05015 163 115 34 14
439 It comes in clearer if you stick your head out the window. 1.3804 0.04862 163 113 38 12
440 I nailed that “hump day” audition; then they go and give the commercial to some camel. 1.3804 0.04862 163 113 38 12
441 If Trump wins, we're taking an ark to Canada. 1.3804 0.05164 163 117 30 16
442 Have you heard from Noah? 1.3804 0.05015 163 115 34 14
443 If all you're going to do here in Manhattan is sit on the couch and watch the Animal Channel, we could have stayed back home in Kenya. 1.3804 0.05090 163 116 32 15
444 I need more space. 1.3804 0.04540 163 109 46 8
445 I'm telling you that Nat Geo is scripted. 1.3804 0.04622 163 110 44 9
446 I love you, I love the show, but a "tiny house" just is not for us. 1.3804 0.05237 163 118 28 17
447 National Geographic promised they were gonna edit this part out. 1.3804 0.05015 163 115 34 14
448 The RNC is a zoo. 1.3780 0.05210 164 119 28 17
449 I was proud of the Kenya connection,too. 1.3780 0.05138 164 118 30 16
450 Hooves off the sofa! 1.3780 0.04600 164 111 44 9
451 Real Horse Wives? 1.3780 0.05064 164 117 32 15
452 You look down on all the shows I like 1.3765 0.04955 162 114 35 13
453 Sorry, I licked the satellite. 1.3765 0.05328 162 119 25 18
454 Again with the hoofs on the upholstery! 1.3765 0.04798 162 112 39 11
455 You're not just my trophy wife. 1.3765 0.04955 162 114 35 13
456 We left the Serengeti for this? 1.3765 0.04955 162 114 35 13
457 I think I swallowed the remote. 1.3765 0.05107 162 116 31 15
458 Hi honey. Work was a total zoo again. 1.3765 0.04635 162 110 43 9
459 Watching the Nature Channel is not helping your depression. 1.3758 0.04900 149 102 38 9
460 We should have splurged on the wall mount 1.3750 0.04996 160 113 34 13
461 What happened to the zebra rug? 1.3750 0.05074 160 114 32 14
462 Oh, c'mon, Veronica. It's only a sore throat. 1.3750 0.04917 160 112 36 12
463 I sprung for the premier ark stateroom. 1.3750 0.04917 160 112 36 12
464 Thanks for getting the elephant out of the room for me. 1.3750 0.05301 160 117 26 17
465 If I hear Al Roger say, "Here's the weather in your neck of the woods, " one more time ... 1.3750 0.05074 160 114 32 14
466 What do you say we go scare some second story apartment dwellers? 1.3750 0.04586 160 108 44 8
467 You're watching that geographic smut again, aren't you? 1.3750 0.04586 160 108 44 8
468 And I suppose there's nothing left on the tree to eat either. 1.3750 0.05227 160 116 28 16
469 Let's replay the part where the leopard goes ass over heels. 1.3750 0.04671 160 109 42 9
470 I thought the presidential suite would have higher ceilings and longer sofas. 1.3750 0.05301 160 117 26 17
471 You're right. We should have splurged on the sectional. 1.3750 0.04754 160 110 40 10
472 "If you will flip on Animal Planet, I'll get us a couple of cold long necks". 1.3750 0.05301 160 117 26 17
473 Honestly, Janine, it's a jungle out there. 1.3750 0.04836 160 111 38 11
474 Face it Gladys, if you've seen one wildebeest migration you've seen them all. 1.3750 0.04671 160 109 42 9
475 With a little effort, you wouldn't need the remote 1.3750 0.04917 160 112 36 12
476 Two million years of evolution so that you can change the station with your nose instead of using the remote? 1.3750 0.04917 160 112 36 12
477 There are just no decent parts for giraffes anymore. 1.3750 0.04754 160 110 40 10
478 Aren't you glad we're not the mascot for any of those bozos? 1.3750 0.04834 152 104 39 9
479 Won it in a giraffle. 1.3750 0.04996 160 113 34 13
480 Remind me to do something about that door. 1.3750 0.05074 160 114 32 14
481 I did not. I called you a pain in the rear. 1.3750 0.04996 160 113 34 13
482 Want to neck? 1.3750 0.05448 160 119 22 19
483 Don't worry. I just scored passes for us on the Ark, if Trump wins. 1.3727 0.04892 161 113 36 12
484 Please don't tell me that the remote is under the couch again. 1.3727 0.04648 161 110 42 9
485 Seriously, Shirley. Giraffe's Gone Wild? 1.3711 0.04932 159 112 35 12
486 You know, there was a time when all we would do on that couch was neck. 1.3711 0.05245 159 116 27 16
487 Widescreen doesn't do a thing for me. 1.3711 0.05091 159 114 31 14
488 We never talk. 1.3711 0.05168 159 115 29 15
489 It was only after I bought the thing that I realized that the "high" in HD had nothing to do with height. 1.3711 0.04851 159 111 37 11
490 Let me guess! You have another sore throat! 1.3711 0.04684 159 109 41 9
491 I'm getting very tired of your 'Not tonight, I have a sore throat' routine! 1.3711 0.05168 159 115 29 15
492 You know, it’s not the Serengeti, but it’s not bad. 1.3711 0.04510 159 107 45 7
493 "Who needs a remote when you have a 12-foot neck! 1.3711 0.05091 159 114 31 14
494 Widescreen just isn't us. 1.3687 0.05064 160 115 31 14
495 'When they go low, we go high.' I like that. 1.3671 0.04696 158 109 40 9
496 What d’ya mean, “It’s only a sore throat!” 1.3671 0.05107 158 114 30 14
497 Face it - we're vertical viewers in a horizontal world. 1.3671 0.05186 158 115 28 15
498 Out of Africa? 1.3671 0.04865 158 111 36 11
499 OK, I've painted the ceilings, cleaned the gutters, and pruned the trees. Do you have something less stereo-typical left for me to do? 1.3671 0.04781 158 110 38 10
500 They just got home. You'd better get off the couch. 1.3671 0.04947 158 112 34 12
501 Mind if I turn the TV up? 1.3671 0.05339 158 117 24 17
502 Not "Out of Africa" again? 1.3671 0.05107 158 114 30 14
503 Those politicians only go after the low-hanging fruit. 1.3671 0.05107 158 114 30 14
504 What did I say about no hooves on the couch? 1.3671 0.04696 158 109 40 9
505 You know, if you watch TV all day your neck will stay that way. 1.3671 0.04696 158 109 40 9
506 ...and then this drone got all up in my face! 1.3671 0.04865 158 111 36 11
507 Good news. The necklace I ordered for you will be ready in three years. 1.3671 0.04947 158 112 34 12
508 I don't work all day so you can sit around and watch NeckFlix. 1.3671 0.05339 158 117 24 17
509 Neckflix again? 1.3671 0.05414 158 118 22 18
510 Feel like necking? 1.3671 0.04947 158 112 34 12
511 Seriously? You really think you need the remote control? 1.3671 0.04865 158 111 36 11
512 Your T V Dinner is on the roof. 1.3654 0.05071 156 112 31 13
513 Be careful, watching too much TV will give you a stiff neck. 1.3654 0.04820 156 109 37 10
514 The Human Channel is too violent for me 1.3654 0.04820 156 109 37 10
515 I feel skittish. There's a lion sitting in a parked car across the street. 1.3654 0.05071 156 112 31 13
516 I'm tired of watching people who think they're above us. 1.3654 0.05152 156 113 29 14
517 Perhaps it's time for the elephant and donkey to step aside. 1.3654 0.05071 156 112 31 13
518 I'd rather be hunted by that Trump kid than have to hear him give a speech. 1.3654 0.05071 156 112 31 13
519 If we can't talk, how come we get captions. 1.3654 0.05310 156 115 25 16
520 If you watch too much TV you'll stunt your growth 1.3654 0.04820 156 109 37 10
521 I say we switch to portrait view. 1.3654 0.05071 156 112 31 13
522 Are you seriously watching 'The Real Housewives of The Serengeti' again? 1.3654 0.04989 156 111 33 12
523 Keep in mind that the camera automatically adds ten inches of neck. 1.3654 0.04905 156 110 35 11
524 Why do they keep making such a fuss about HER? You didn't have any trouble shattering the glass ceiling! 1.3654 0.04989 156 111 33 12
525 How are you liking your subscription to Neckflix? 1.3654 0.04989 156 111 33 12
526 What is it about "Place monitor at eye level" that you don't get? 1.3654 0.04463 156 105 45 6
527 Maybe we could rotate it 90 degrees. 1.3654 0.04555 156 106 43 7
528 Feet on the couch again? I could just wring your neck! 1.3654 0.05231 156 114 27 15
529 Don't fall asleep in front of the couch, again. You'll wake up with a stiff neck. 1.3654 0.04733 156 108 39 9
530 You know watching Wild Kingdom before bed gives you bad dreams. 1.3654 0.04733 156 108 39 9
531 I like that Donald Trump. He hasn't insulted Giraffes yet. 1.3654 0.04645 156 107 41 8
532 Call me old-fashioned, but I say we just stay home and neck. 1.3654 0.05152 156 113 29 14
533 ...we always get our heads cut off-maybe if we got selfie stick... 1.3654 0.05071 156 112 31 13
534 Quick! Put on the game, I hear it's neck and neck. 1.3654 0.04820 156 109 37 10
535 I'm thinking wall mount and a lot higher! 1.3654 0.04645 156 107 41 8
536 You don't find the plot a little hard to swallow? 1.3654 0.04989 156 111 33 12
537 How many ties should I wear with my blue suit ? 1.3654 0.05231 156 114 27 15
538 If you ask me these wildlife shows are all scripted. 1.3654 0.04820 156 109 37 10
539 If he wins I'm moving back! 1.3654 0.05231 156 114 27 15
540 Are you just grazing the channels? 1.3654 0.05071 156 112 31 13
541 Still ruminating? 1.3654 0.04989 156 111 33 12
542 Wide screen TV? What good is that? 1.3654 0.04645 156 107 41 8
543 The Serengeti in HD sure beats the real thing. 1.3654 0.04905 156 110 35 11
544 Animal Planet? Seriously? 1.3654 0.04820 156 109 37 10
545 Really? 'Tiny Houses,' again? 1.3654 0.05071 156 112 31 13
546 No dear, it's not entitled 'Giraffic Park'. 1.3654 0.04733 156 108 39 9
547 You can reach the cobwebs too you know. Just sayin'. 1.3654 0.04989 156 111 33 12
548 Watch all you want, but we're not getting a tiny house. 1.3654 0.05387 156 116 23 17
549 I think I'll stick my neck out and guess you're sitting on the remote again! 1.3630 0.04848 146 101 37 8
550 Gerald, the conventions don't actually showcase elephants and donkeys. 1.3613 0.05087 155 112 30 13
551 I have to admit, I miss the Bronx. 1.3613 0.05004 155 111 32 12
552 Anything good on neck-flix? 1.3613 0.05087 155 112 30 13
553 I'm just saying, we haven't urinated on each other since your mother moved in. 1.3613 0.05169 155 113 28 14
554 25 million years of evolution down the drain. 1.3613 0.05087 155 112 30 13
555 I don't get it, we always date naked. 1.3613 0.05483 155 117 20 18
556 Lets order Neckflix. 1.3613 0.05249 155 114 26 15
557 I've seen this one; the lions eat the wildebeest. 1.3595 0.04873 153 108 35 10
558 Scooch over. I'm in a mood for some serious necking. 1.3595 0.05131 153 111 29 13
559 Honey, the leaves won't graze themselves. 1.3595 0.05131 153 111 29 13
560 Have you seen my socks? 1.3595 0.04311 153 102 47 4
561 I'm going back to the zoo. I'd rather be a caged animal than a couched potato. 1.3595 0.04784 153 107 37 9
562 Sometimes you can be such a pain in the neck. 1.3595 0.04693 153 106 39 8
563 THIS TIME OF YEAR, IT'S ALL ELEPHANTS AND JACK ASSES! 1.3595 0.05214 153 112 27 14
564 Trump banned us yet? 1.3595 0.04961 153 109 33 11
565 Did she eat the final rose? 1.3595 0.05047 153 110 31 12
566 The sloths in 6B asked if you could turn down the volume. 1.3595 0.04784 153 107 37 9
567 The Libertarians just asked me to be their logo. 1.3595 0.05131 153 111 29 13
568 Really? A horizontal screen? 1.3595 0.05047 153 110 31 12
569 Something's wrong with the color. Humans don't come in orange, do they? 1.3585 0.04745 159 112 37 10
570 Did you at least try to reach the higher leaves today? 1.3571 0.05103 154 112 29 13
571 National Geographic is doing a special on humans 1.3553 0.04975 152 109 32 11
572 We've got to do something about the shower heads in this place. 1.3553 0.04612 152 105 40 7
573 No, vampire movies make me uncomfortable. 1.3553 0.05062 152 110 30 12
574 You are right. Let's turn it the other way! 1.3553 0.04887 152 108 34 10
575 Don't believe everything you see on the National Geographic Channel. 1.3553 0.05148 152 111 28 13
576 What do you mean I never stick my neck out for you? 1.3553 0.04887 152 108 34 10
577 We never neck anymore. 1.3553 0.05148 152 111 28 13
578 You're watching "Out of Africa" again? 1.3553 0.04612 152 105 40 7
579 Could we please watch something other than basketball? 1.3553 0.05314 152 113 24 15
580 'Should we turn it off and neck?' 1.3553 0.04975 152 109 32 11
581 Thank God we aren't a political symbol. 1.3553 0.05062 152 110 30 12
582 I told you we should've gone with wall mounted. 1.3553 0.04797 152 107 36 9
583 I'd offer a neck rub, but it took three hours last time. 1.3553 0.04887 152 108 34 10
584 I'm so glad we bought prewar. I love the high ceilings. 1.3553 0.04797 152 107 36 9
585 I'll join you on the couch, but no necking. 1.3553 0.05062 152 110 30 12
586 The kids are all out, wanna neck? 1.3553 0.05231 152 112 26 14
587 Horizontal, horizontal, horizontal! Why are they all horizontal? 1.3553 0.05148 152 111 28 13
588 I'm tired of standing like this. Why can't we get cable like everyone else? 1.3529 0.05284 153 114 24 15
589 Before you buy a ceiling fan, measure the clearance. 1.3529 0.04861 153 109 34 10
590 It's a jungle out there, Marge. 1.3529 0.05034 153 111 30 12
591 $100 a month and all you watch is Animal Planet. 1.3510 0.04810 151 107 35 9
592 Some Witness Protection Program, Marge... This is the last time I stick my neck out for anyone. 1.3510 0.04990 151 109 31 11
593 What is this obsession with basketball? 1.3510 0.04717 151 106 37 8
594 We should have gone for the tall screen instead... 1.3510 0.04990 151 109 31 11
595 We are not Party animals. 1.3510 0.05249 151 112 25 14
596 No, I'm not high. 1.3510 0.05575 151 116 17 18
597 Haven't you had enough of those "Real Housewives of the Serengeti"? 1.3510 0.04990 151 109 31 11
598 I've told you that I don't like watching these specials about lions before bedtime.... 1.3510 0.04622 151 105 39 7
599 We should have ordered the ceiling mount. 1.3510 0.04810 151 107 35 9
600 That's my Spot. You're in my Spot. 1.3510 0.05249 151 112 25 14
601 'Zoolander'? It's not what you think. 1.3490 0.04755 149 105 36 8
602 I tell you babe, it's a zoo out there. 1.3490 0.04560 149 103 40 6
603 Wow, let's vote Trump, if he makes President we'll qualify for deportation to Africa. 1.3490 0.05122 149 109 28 12
604 would it be too much trouble for a man to have some hay in the trough when he gets home after a long day? 1.3490 0.04942 149 107 32 10
605 Why did you turn it sideways? 1.3490 0.05033 149 108 30 11
606 Apparently you ordered the wide screen instead of the tall screen. 1.3490 0.05296 149 111 24 14
607 No worries, we'll be able to see over the wall. 1.3490 0.05296 149 111 24 14
608 When are they going to make Tall screen TV? 1.3490 0.04942 149 107 32 10
609 Don't be like that. I was hungry. The shade in the back yard will eventually grow back. 1.3490 0.04459 149 102 42 5
610 Maude, if you tilt your head a bit to the left, I'm sure the reception will improve. 1.3490 0.05122 149 109 28 12
611 And you wonder why you have a stiff neck. 1.3490 0.04658 149 104 38 7
612 It's citizens like us who are putting a crack in the glass ceiling. 1.3490 0.04942 149 107 32 10
613 Yes, you're comfortable, but I'm going outside and watch the one upstairs. 1.3490 0.05210 149 110 26 13
614 Let's turn off the TV and neck a little. 1.3490 0.04755 149 105 36 8
615 "I couldn't get it in Vertical Format". 1.3490 0.04942 149 107 32 10
616 There's nothing on tonight. Shall we neck? 1.3490 0.05210 149 110 26 13
617 How's that a Love Seat if there's no room to neck?! 1.3490 0.05122 149 109 28 12
618 We should've ordered the tallscreen TV. 1.3490 0.04849 149 106 34 9
619 I don't feel like either campaign has reached out for the giraffe vote. 1.3490 0.05296 149 111 24 14
620 Why is it always wide screen and never tall screen? 1.3490 0.05122 149 109 28 12
621 Don't worry, Honey. One day they'll come up with a long screen television. 1.3490 0.04755 149 105 36 8
622 Wide-screen... I just don't see the appeal. 1.3490 0.04356 149 101 44 4
623 Perhaps if we turned it the other way... 1.3490 0.05296 149 111 24 14
624 So, did you get that pill down yet? 1.3490 0.04849 149 106 34 9
625 The convertible seems more practical, don't you think? 1.3490 0.04560 149 103 40 6
626 You're right, wide-screen doesn't do anything for me either. 1.3490 0.05122 149 109 28 12
627 You can't spend your summer vacation on the couch. Now get outside where the lions can chase you. 1.3490 0.04755 149 105 36 8
628 You're watching the Lion King? 1.3490 0.05122 149 109 28 12
629 Break time is over. Back to entertain the zoo visitors. 1.3490 0.04942 149 107 32 10
630 We should have bought a long-screen TV. 1.3490 0.05033 149 108 30 11
631 I'm surprised Dracula movies don't scare you more. 1.3490 0.05296 149 111 24 14
632 I think we would make an excellent 3rd party symbol. 1.3467 0.04914 150 108 32 10
633 How about a little necking while the ads are on. 1.3446 0.05138 148 109 27 12
634 Real Housewives of the Serengeti? 1.3446 0.04766 148 105 35 8
635 What time is "Giraffic Park" on ? 1.3446 0.04862 148 106 33 9
636 It's great that you don't need a remote 1.3446 0.04862 148 106 33 9
637 If you're going to get upset about every little thing people say when we walk into a bar, we're never going to have a fun night out. 1.3446 0.05047 148 108 29 11
638 I thought I told you to mow the lawn and eat all the leaves from the tree-tops out back. 1.3446 0.05226 148 110 25 13
639 Yes, you're tall enough, but how's your dribbling? 1.3446 0.04669 148 104 37 7
640 Don't complain, Noah's got the Zebras in steerage... 1.3446 0.05314 148 111 23 14
641 I said buy a high screen, not a wide screen! 1.3446 0.04862 148 106 33 9
642 Go outside and roam. 1.3446 0.05047 148 108 29 11
643 I don't care if we live in Detroit, I find your enthusiasm for the Lions distasteful... 1.3446 0.04862 148 106 33 9
644 Your mother is on the phone, and she says that the lions are stalking her again. 1.3446 0.05047 148 108 29 11
645 Lion porn, again? 1.3446 0.05314 148 111 23 14
646 Do you want to tell me why my fern is bare? 1.3446 0.04955 148 107 31 10
647 The wall's going to be how high? 1.3446 0.05314 148 111 23 14
648 Cleaning the gutters was easy, but I still can't figure out how to drag the trash cans to the curb. 1.3446 0.04955 148 107 31 10
649 Please don't tell me the Republicans are talking about lowering ceilings again. 1.3446 0.05047 148 108 29 11
650 Are you sure witness protection insists on costumes? 1.3446 0.05226 148 110 25 13
651 Binging on Neckflix again? 1.3446 0.05399 148 112 21 15
652 To be honest, I prefer the old zoo 1.3446 0.04955 148 107 31 10
653 I'd like to redo the sofa in zebra. 1.3446 0.04862 148 106 33 9
654 Your obsession with Shark Week makes no sense. 1.3446 0.04766 148 105 35 8
655 I know they're cute, but this tiny house craze is not for us. 1.3427 0.04770 143 101 35 7
656 Leaves. What are you the mood for? 1.3423 0.04740 149 106 35 8
657 Come on. Let's go to the zoo and see grandma before it closes. 1.3423 0.04444 149 103 41 5
658 What a day, my neck is killing me. 1.3423 0.04643 149 105 37 7
659 We're out of Ricola. 1.3401 0.04778 147 105 34 8
660 They call that a love seat...? 1.3401 0.05153 147 109 26 12
661 I don't care how many predators are out there. You need fresh air. 1.3401 0.04679 147 104 36 7
662 I'm going to pour myself a tall, stiff drink. 1.3401 0.04778 147 105 34 8
663 If the idiot installed it sideways, he should come back and do it right! 1.3401 0.05062 147 108 28 11
664 Don't believe him. Nobody will lower anything. 1.3401 0.04969 147 107 30 10
665 Man ... It's a ZOO out there! 1.3401 0.04969 147 107 30 10
666 Get up. It's mating season. 1.3401 0.04778 147 105 34 8
667 Not tonight? Is it that sore throat again? 1.3401 0.05062 147 108 28 11
668 The Airbnb review was right, these ceilings are high. 1.3401 0.04679 147 104 36 7
669 Any idea how the remote control got on top of the trees? 1.3401 0.05153 147 109 26 12
670 In my day there was no television - just monkeys and lions. 1.3401 0.05153 147 109 26 12
671 Wanna just sit on the sofa and neck? 1.3401 0.05153 147 109 26 12
672 Let's eat out tonight. I hear there is a good, new acacia tree in Central Park. 1.3401 0.04679 147 104 36 7
673 I would have preferred the tall screen. 1.3401 0.04874 147 106 32 9
674 Honey, why is the TV sideways? 1.3401 0.04874 147 106 32 9
675 It's our epoch sequel, 'Giraffic Park'. 1.3401 0.05153 147 109 26 12
676 You do know it's not really about an elephant and a donkey. 1.3401 0.05243 147 110 24 13
677 C'mon, we need to get to the zoo before the kids start arriving. 1.3401 0.05243 147 110 24 13
678 With the new wide screen we can finally watch giraffe porn 1.3401 0.05153 147 109 26 12
679 I don't care what you think. It's ALL low-hanging fruit. 1.3401 0.05153 147 109 26 12
680 Let's go out tonight for a movie and rile up the couple seated behind us. 1.3401 0.04778 147 105 34 8
681 Ever since you lost that Toys R Us gig, all you ever do is sit around and watch TV. 1.3401 0.04874 147 106 32 9
682 You wanna' turn that thing off and neck? 1.3401 0.05331 147 111 22 14
683 You're staying home for a little sore throat? 1.3401 0.04874 147 106 32 9
684 Darwin'so got to be rolling over in his grave. 1.3401 0.04679 147 104 36 7
685 Go tell those lions upstairs to turn down their music. 1.3401 0.05243 147 110 24 13
686 'You left the seat up again' 1.3401 0.05153 147 109 26 12
687 I'm going to go out and stretch my neck. 1.3401 0.04476 147 102 40 5
688 Are you sitting down? 1.3401 0.04679 147 104 36 7
689 To celebrate our new home, whaddya say we raise the roof? 1.3379 0.04716 145 103 35 7
690 I still miss Marlin Perkins. 1.3379 0.04915 145 105 31 9
691 These new, humane zoos are great, but I wish there were more cable options. 1.3379 0.04817 145 104 33 8
692 Can we discuss the elephant in the room? 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
693 Yep, they say the election is neck and neck. 1.3379 0.05199 145 108 25 12
694 How did you spend your day — on sofari? 1.3379 0.04817 145 104 33 8
695 Whatever happened to answering the door wrapped in Saran Wrap with a martini in your hand? 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
696 Scoot over, the pole vaulters are next. 1.3379 0.04817 145 104 33 8
697 Are you the same person who said she couldn't live on a preserve? 1.3379 0.04716 145 103 35 7
698 Even with our legendary peristalsis I'm having trouble trying to swallow either of these presidential candidates. 1.3379 0.05290 145 109 23 13
699 Spoiler Alert: "The wildebeest gets away". 1.3379 0.04817 145 104 33 8
700 This is ridiculous! Why can't we get a wall mount? 1.3379 0.05290 145 109 23 13
701 Wanna get high? 1.3379 0.05106 145 107 27 11
702 All they had were wide screens. 1.3379 0.05106 145 107 27 11
703 Let's try turning it the other way. 1.3379 0.05106 145 107 27 11
704 It's pointless. I told you we need a tall screen not a wide screen. 1.3379 0.05106 145 107 27 11
705 Brings the Serengeti right into the living room doesn't it? 1.3379 0.04716 145 103 35 7
706 Could you grab me a long neck? 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
707 I need him for president like I need a sore throat. 1.3356 0.04789 146 105 33 8
708 We were lucky to find a pre-war apartment with high ceilings. 1.3356 0.04982 146 107 29 10
709 Accept it. We're living in a vertically challenged culture. 1.3356 0.04588 146 103 37 6
710 Be glad you stayed home sick. Work was a real zoo today. 1.3333 0.04516 144 101 38 5
711 You'll see, it's our turn now. People are really sick to death of elephants and donkeys. 1.3333 0.04828 144 104 32 8
712 Get that dreamy look off your face, Olivia. He's only got 95 spots! You want your kids to look like Holsteins?! 1.3333 0.05307 144 109 22 13
713 I've never seen you this low 1.3333 0.04828 144 104 32 8
714 Suddenly, being an African American seems less sexy somehow. 1.3333 0.05121 144 107 26 11
715 How does the predator forecast look? 1.3333 0.04928 144 105 30 9
716 Looks like the game is neck and neck. 1.3333 0.04828 144 104 32 8
717 If you're going to watch Animal Planet all day, we might as well go home. 1.3333 0.05215 144 108 24 12
718 Some ignoramus called me a Zebra again. 1.3333 0.05025 144 106 28 10
719 Doesn't he remind you of the hyena we outran in 2011? 1.3333 0.05025 144 106 28 10
720 Can I get you fifteen pillows? 1.3333 0.05025 144 106 28 10
721 Walking Tall ? 1.3333 0.05307 144 109 22 13
722 The cheetah did it. 1.3333 0.05121 144 107 26 11
723 It's a jungle out there. But it's not as bad as Trump says. 1.3333 0.05025 144 106 28 10
724 Has he said high the wall is going to be yet? 1.3333 0.05487 144 111 18 15
725 We could run this convention so much better than the elephants. 1.3333 0.04623 144 102 36 6
726 Honey, Noah says we really have to get going before it starts flooding. 1.3333 0.05215 144 108 24 12
727 I still say it's turned the wrong way. 1.3333 0.04928 144 105 30 9
728 Do you want to neck? 1.3333 0.05307 144 109 22 13
729 How about a couple of longnecks? 1.3333 0.05215 144 108 24 12
730 If you turn it on it's side the kids heads don't get cut off. 1.3333 0.05025 144 106 28 10
731 I told the zookeeper he gets his house back when we get more acacia leaves. 1.3333 0.04928 144 105 30 9
732 This new curved screen is supposed to minimize neck strain. 1.3333 0.05025 144 106 28 10
733 I told you we should have mounted it on the wall! 1.3333 0.05307 144 109 22 13
734 Move over, I wanna neck. 1.3333 0.05025 144 106 28 10
735 Try looking at it sideways. 1.3333 0.05025 144 106 28 10
736 Kids are down. Up for some heavy necking? 1.3333 0.05025 144 106 28 10
737 Don't you cringe when you hear that Hillary and Donald are neck and neck? 1.3333 0.05025 144 106 28 10
738 There's nothing on, wanna neck? 1.3333 0.05121 144 107 26 11
739 I'm just sayin', Trump sure has a tiny neck. 1.3333 0.04828 144 104 32 8
740 Now I suppose he's going to ban all mammalians coming out of Africa. 1.3333 0.05025 144 106 28 10
741 You know their neck lines are Photoshopped right? 1.3333 0.05121 144 107 26 11
742 "Your mother specifically stated, 'No Necking'". 1.3333 0.05025 144 106 28 10
743 Management called me in today. They feel I'm always looking down on others. 1.3333 0.05025 144 106 28 10
744 Sorry I'm late , there was a giraffic jam. 1.3333 0.05025 144 106 28 10
745 They may be asses, but they sure can produce a political convention. 1.3333 0.04726 144 103 34 7
746 I know. Let's watch Neckflix. 1.3333 0.05307 144 109 22 13
747 Well, the kids are at camp. Wanna neck? 1.3333 0.05215 144 108 24 12
748 I just find his views difficult to swallow. 1.3333 0.04726 144 103 34 7
749 Sorry I'm late. Got caught rubbernecking on the freeway. 1.3333 0.04828 144 104 32 8
750 I know you're not supposed to be on your feet too much, but the entire 14 months?! 1.3333 0.04726 144 103 34 7
751 CSI: Savannah is my favorite too. 1.3333 0.04516 144 101 38 5
752 I'm pretty sure you've got that sideways. 1.3333 0.04762 147 106 33 8
753 Again and again I told you...get tall screen TV not wide screen TV. 1.3310 0.05166 142 106 25 11
754 Lion King again? 1.3310 0.04764 142 102 33 7
755 Do you want to get high? 1.3310 0.04969 142 104 29 9
756 HiDef doesn't refer to height, dear 1.3310 0.04969 142 104 29 9
757 I wonder how our housing exchange partners are doing in the Savannahs. 1.3310 0.05166 142 106 25 11
758 I told you we should have gone with cathedral ceilings. 1.3310 0.04550 142 100 37 5
759 I really prefer the portrait orientation. 1.3310 0.04969 142 104 29 9
760 Turning it on its end won't help. 1.3310 0.04868 142 103 31 8
761 Election coverage again, honey? I've had enough of this baboon. 1.3310 0.05262 142 107 23 12
762 Neutral furniture is perfect for our pattern! 1.3310 0.04868 142 103 31 8
763 Yes, I'm suggesting a wall mount. 1.3310 0.04868 142 103 31 8
764 Let's grab a couple of longnecks and watch the game. 1.3310 0.05262 142 107 23 12
765 Well, he hasn't said anything about Africans . . . yet. 1.3310 0.04868 142 103 31 8
766 Really, you can't reach? 1.3310 0.05262 142 107 23 12
767 Did you pick up that six pack of long necks? 1.3310 0.05069 142 105 27 10
768 They were all out of tall-screen TVs. 1.3310 0.04868 142 103 31 8
769 I feel like this part of the jungle is becoming too gentrified. 1.3310 0.04764 142 102 33 7
770 I've told you before, there's only one thing I hate as much as ceiling fans and that's small TV's. 1.3310 0.04764 142 102 33 7
771 The Lion King, again? 1.3310 0.04969 142 104 29 9
772 It's so annoying when they keep cutting off the heads of the main character. 1.3310 0.04764 142 102 33 7
773 Must we have this conversation every time you watch QVC? Turtle necks do you no favors. 1.3310 0.05449 142 109 19 14
774 I miss Marlin Perkins too dear but we really have to move on. 1.3310 0.04868 142 103 31 8
775 Another kite in a tree 'emergency'.... 1.3310 0.04764 142 102 33 7
776 "I've been searching high and low for the clicker". 1.3287 0.04631 143 102 35 6
777 I prefer watching in the Portrait mode. 1.3287 0.04940 143 105 29 9
778 Watching 'Neckflix' ? 1.3287 0.04736 143 103 33 7
779 Don't complain about your sore neck. I told you we needed the wall mount. 1.3287 0.05039 143 106 27 10
780 You'll only get spotty coverage on that channel, you know. 1.3287 0.05039 143 106 27 10
781 Noah's outside waiting in the Ark when you're ready. 1.3287 0.04736 143 103 33 7
782 I still like it better in portrait mode. 1.3287 0.05135 143 107 25 11
783 I'll start watching the conventions when I start seeing some giraffes on that stage. 1.3287 0.05230 143 108 23 12
784 You've watched this a dozen times. The lion always catches the giraffe! 1.3287 0.04839 143 104 31 8
785 Get giraffe off the sofa! 1.3287 0.05594 143 112 15 16
786 Why do you have the TV on its side? 1.3287 0.04940 143 105 29 9
787 I told you we should have opted for the wall mount. 1.3262 0.05181 141 106 24 11
788 Unfortunately, 'Orange Is The New Black' has nothing to do with Giraffes. 1.3262 0.04879 141 103 30 8
789 Our neighbor complains we have a tendency to look down on him. 1.3262 0.04982 141 104 28 9
790 You've sunk to new heights. 1.3262 0.04667 141 101 34 6
791 Are you going to vote for the elephant or the donkey? 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
792 Animal Planet? Dear Lord. This is supposed to be a vacation! 1.3262 0.04879 141 103 30 8
793 You know that couch isn't good for your neck, right? 1.3262 0.04774 141 102 32 7
794 I just can't watch the news any more. Its a jungle out there. 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
795 Don't tell me you're watching 'Out of Africa' again. 1.3262 0.04557 141 100 36 5
796 Scooch over, it's time for Real Housewives of the Serengeti. 1.3262 0.04667 141 101 34 6
797 We probably should have hung it on the wall. 1.3262 0.05278 141 107 22 12
798 Next place, I vote for vaulted ceilings. 1.3262 0.04667 141 101 34 6
799 I'm addicted to Judge Judy, even though I know a kangaroo court when I see one. 1.3262 0.04982 141 104 28 9
800 I doubt the shopping channel has anything in your size. 1.3262 0.04667 141 101 34 6
801 I don't care what we watch, as long as there are no elephants and donkeys. 1.3262 0.05278 141 107 22 12
802 Just because they're acting like a bunch of wild animals, doesn't mean we have to. 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
803 They swap homes with us and then have the nerve to complain about the lions. 1.3262 0.05278 141 107 22 12
804 Housewives of the Kalahari Desert, again 1.3262 0.04774 141 102 32 7
805 "This convention coverage is tough to swallow". 1.3262 0.05373 141 108 20 13
806 Are you high? 1.3214 0.05294 140 107 21 12
807 You do understand that The Real Wives of the Serengti is scripted, right? 1.3214 0.04890 140 103 29 8
808 Your selfies would look much better in portrait mode. 1.3214 0.05294 140 107 21 12
809 I said high screen,not wide screen. 1.3214 0.05096 140 105 25 10
810 No. There's no such thing as a tall-screen TV. 1.3214 0.05096 140 105 25 10
811 You know those aren't their real necks, they're surgically enhanced 1.3214 0.04675 140 101 33 6
812 I think it was better in portrait mode 1.3214 0.04994 140 104 27 9
813 I can't get enough of these Toys R Us commercials. 1.3214 0.05294 140 107 21 12
814 How can elephants and donkeys even watch this stuff? 1.3214 0.05096 140 105 25 10
815 You'd think vertical screen TV's would be a thing by now. 1.3214 0.04450 140 99 37 4
816 We should have bought the wall mount. 1.3214 0.04994 140 104 27 9
817 Giraffic Park again? 1.3214 0.04784 140 102 31 7
818 I know, I know, your chiropractor recommends a wall-mounted television. 1.3214 0.04784 140 102 31 7
819 I know it's a stretch, but do you want to neck? 1.3214 0.04994 140 104 27 9
820 I have told you the Discovery Channel, is just a conspiracy to keep us afraid. 1.3214 0.04994 140 104 27 9
821 Next time we migrate, can we not use Airbnb? 1.3214 0.04784 140 102 31 7
822 We should've ordered Higher-def. 1.3214 0.05096 140 105 25 10
823 I can't believe I'm saying this, but now I actually feel bad for the elephants. 1.3214 0.04994 140 104 27 9
824 Well, aren't you glad now they chose the donkey and the elephant? 1.3214 0.04675 140 101 33 6
825 Let's rotate the screen and watch Animal Planet, our people are on. 1.3214 0.05096 140 105 25 10
826 Tarzan again? 1.3214 0.05096 140 105 25 10
827 I am trying to learn something about Africa in case Trump becomes the next president 1.3214 0.05096 140 105 25 10
828 How about a high ball before dinner? 1.3214 0.05096 140 105 25 10
829 I told you, the news only covers elephants and donkeys. 1.3214 0.04675 140 101 33 6
830 Sit up straight and stretch out your neck! You will thank me when you're an adult. 1.3214 0.04994 140 104 27 9
831 I just don't see how Donald Trump could make tree leaves lower. 1.3214 0.05390 140 108 19 13
832 All the chiroparactor's work won't help if you can't remember to sit straight. 1.3214 0.05096 140 105 25 10
833 There was more to watch at the zoo! 1.3214 0.04564 140 100 35 5
834 Enough with the 'Born Free. 1.3214 0.04890 140 103 29 8
835 Do you think we should have gotten the vertical screen? 1.3214 0.05196 140 106 23 11
836 It's called "Naked and Afraid." They haven't a clue. 1.3214 0.05196 140 106 23 11
837 I always found that show a pain in the neck. 1.3214 0.05196 140 106 23 11
838 I know the instructions were hard, but I still think we should have mounted it on the wall. 1.3214 0.05196 140 106 23 11
839 Looks like it's neck and neck. 1.3214 0.05196 140 106 23 11
840 We really should have rented that loft downtown instead. 1.3214 0.05096 140 105 25 10
841 You wanna neck? 1.3214 0.04784 140 102 31 7
842 Did the cheetah get kicked off the island yet? 1.3214 0.04994 140 104 27 9
843 I've had it up to here. I want a divorce. 1.3214 0.04564 140 100 35 5
844 Do you suppose it was just chance that wide-screen TVs won out over tall-screen TVs? 1.3214 0.04784 140 102 31 7
845 "Animal Planet" always adds 10 pounds. 1.3214 0.04994 140 104 27 9
846 You installed the screen on its side. 1.3214 0.05196 140 106 23 11
847 I trimmed the trees, dear. 1.3214 0.04450 140 99 37 4
848 Remember when we were young, broke, with the run of the Savanna? 1.3214 0.04564 140 100 35 5
849 Ever since FAO Schwarz closed, you haven't been the same. 1.3191 0.04861 141 104 29 8
850 When I was young, television sets were small and had fuzzy pictures but they did tastefully cut to the next scene as the lions made a kill. 1.3188 0.04823 138 101 30 7
851 It's the suburbs out there! 1.3188 0.05037 138 103 26 9
852 I think a wide screen discriminates against us. 1.3188 0.05441 138 107 18 13
853 I don't see a candidate that I would stick my neck out for! 1.3188 0.05037 138 103 26 9
854 Honey, have you seen my scarf? 1.3188 0.04712 138 100 32 6
855 Like Michelle said: When they go low, we go high. 1.3188 0.05037 138 103 26 9
856 I told you to buy the "tall-screen" format! 1.3188 0.04931 138 102 28 8
857 Wanna watch TV tonight or just neck? 1.3188 0.05243 138 105 22 11
858 The definition is not high enough. 1.3188 0.05343 138 106 20 12
859 Why don't you stream something off Zulu? 1.3188 0.04931 138 102 28 8
860 that can't be good for your posture 1.3188 0.04598 138 99 34 5
861 Really? You want the remote? 1.3188 0.05037 138 103 26 9
862 So I says to him, "Look Lenny, I don't wanna go all PC on ya, but I really prefer to be called Girafferican-American." 1.3188 0.05441 138 107 18 13
863 Sharks, hyenas, and lions...Animal Planet should be more fair and balanced. 1.3188 0.04823 138 101 30 7
864 I kind of miss Real Housewives of the Serengeti. 1.3188 0.04598 138 99 34 5
865 Stop watching Animal Planet and go outside and look for Pokémon like all the other kids. 1.3165 0.04571 139 100 34 5
866 Jerome, you've been watching way too much Neckflix. 1.3165 0.05006 139 104 26 9
867 I want a soda, but that lion is still hiding behind the fridge. 1.3165 0.05109 139 105 24 10
868 Yes, the HD is great but we could just go outside. 1.3165 0.05006 139 104 26 9
869 You're not watching one of those Attenborough horror films again, are you? 1.3165 0.05006 139 104 26 9
870 What's on Neck Flicks? 1.3165 0.04901 139 103 28 8
871 Animal Kingdom is not a reality show! 1.3143 0.04871 140 104 28 8
872 Why don't you get outside and stretch your legs. 1.3143 0.04764 140 103 30 7
873 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Wasn't he that short guy who played in the NBA? 1.3139 0.04942 137 102 27 8
874 I can't believe you are still watching that pro-lion channel. 1.3139 0.05359 137 106 19 12
875 Up for a little necking? 1.3139 0.05155 137 104 23 10
876 So glad I'm not an elephant or a donkey. 1.3139 0.05258 137 105 21 11
877 Nothing to do with us, Honey, it's Donkey vs. Elephant. 1.3139 0.05155 137 104 23 10
878 Admit it. You've swallowed the remote again. 1.3139 0.04832 137 101 29 7
879 There's nothing good on TV--wanna' neck? 1.3139 0.04832 137 101 29 7
880 Have it your way. We'll lower the floor. 1.3139 0.04832 137 101 29 7
881 Yes, I do think he has a long neck. No, I don't think Benedict Cumberbatch is "one of us." 1.3139 0.04942 137 102 27 8
882 "Can I get you a highball"? 1.3139 0.05049 137 103 25 9
883 Instead of watching TV, would you rather neck? 1.3139 0.05258 137 105 21 11
884 I'm tired of sticking my neck out for animal rights. 1.3139 0.04832 137 101 29 7
885 We look better in HD. 1.3139 0.04832 137 101 29 7
886 Wear your glasses before you strain your neck. 1.3139 0.05049 137 103 25 9
887 Are you watching the game in Tall Definition? 1.3139 0.05155 137 104 23 10
888 Have you thought of rotating the sceen 90 degrees? 1.3139 0.04942 137 102 27 8
889 Did you eat all the Acacia ice cream? 1.3139 0.05049 137 103 25 9
890 How's 'The View?' 1.3139 0.05049 137 103 25 9
891 I'm thinking about starting a new political party. 1.3139 0.05049 137 103 25 9
892 Don't you love David Attenborough's voice. 1.3139 0.04942 137 102 27 8
893 Really, the Bachelor? I can't believe you watch these animals. 1.3139 0.05049 137 103 25 9
894 You're watching only because the candidates are neck and neck. 1.3139 0.04942 137 102 27 8
895 I told you we needed a long screen TV. 1.3139 0.05155 137 104 23 10
896 Zootopia? Babe, you know how much I hate anthropomorphism. 1.3139 0.04942 137 102 27 8
897 You shouldn't have hidden the cookies on top of the refrigerator. 1.3139 0.04832 137 101 29 7
898 "If you had gotten the bigger screen, you wouldn't have to strain your neck". 1.3139 0.04832 137 101 29 7
899 I agree it makes no sense; but they only come in horizontal. 1.3139 0.04832 137 101 29 7
900 Both conventions ignored our platform demand for higher ceilings ! 1.3139 0.04942 137 102 27 8
901 Do you wanna watch TV or neck? 1.3139 0.05049 137 103 25 9
902 As a female I of course relate to her, but I also identify with him for being orange. 1.3139 0.04720 137 100 31 6
903 Don't pretend you weren't watching those whores from Animal Planet. 1.3139 0.05258 137 105 21 11
904 Can YOU please go talk to the kids? They're behaving like wild animals again. 1.3139 0.04486 137 98 35 4
905 Why don't we turn it off and neck a little? 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
906 Even on our new flat screen TV the basketball players look really short to me. 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
907 Trust me, "Born Free" isn't for you, and it isn't the political movie you think it is. 1.3116 0.05122 138 105 23 10
908 They're just elephants and donkeys, but it's still demeaning. 1.3111 0.05201 135 103 22 10
909 I love the high ceilings but I still wish we had granite counter tops. 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
910 Look I know the job search can feel overwhelming, but just start with the high-hanging fruit. 1.3111 0.04518 135 97 34 4
911 Come outside. I want to show you something on the roof. 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
912 I checked, Dear. Room service has Acacia leaves. 1.3111 0.04757 135 99 30 6
913 Well, maybe just a little necking . . . 1.3111 0.05201 135 103 22 10
914 What's the point? You can never get anything in your size. 1.3111 0.04872 135 100 28 7
915 Why is your TV sideways Jerome? 1.3111 0.05201 135 103 22 10
916 We need a tall screen, not a wide screen. 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
917 Toys R Us was a great gig, but it’s over. Time to move on. 1.3111 0.04872 135 100 28 7
918 Watching "Real Housewives of the Serengeti" again? 1.3111 0.04872 135 100 28 7
919 I still think we should have gone with a Tallscreen TV. 1.3111 0.04757 135 99 30 6
920 Enough with the wide screens already! When do they come out with a tall screen? 1.3111 0.05201 135 103 22 10
921 why is the TV on its side? 1.3111 0.04639 135 98 32 5
922 "Table top is fine," you said, "who needs a wall mount?" Sometimes you're such a pain in the neck! 1.3111 0.04639 135 98 32 5
923 I'm going to the store for beer--we're out of long-necks. 1.3111 0.04757 135 99 30 6
924 I guess we're independents. 1.3111 0.05201 135 103 22 10
925 Neck and neck? Those politicians have no idea! 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
926 Wild Kingdom is hardly what I'd call "Reality" TV. 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
927 I don't want to be a nag, but I really wish you wouldn't put your hooves on the sofa. 1.3111 0.04757 135 99 30 6
928 Darling, have you seen my green turtleneck? 1.3111 0.05201 135 103 22 10
929 You can stop looking. I swallowed the remote. 1.3111 0.05094 135 102 24 9
930 Do these elephants and donkeys know everyone's watching them? 1.3111 0.04872 135 100 28 7
931 I don't think a wide screen is going to help us. 1.3111 0.04872 135 100 28 7
932 The neighbors complain that we act above it all 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
933 Babe, this is not why we moved to Brooklyn. 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
934 STOP DREAMING, THEY ARE NEVER GOING TO DO A SHOW ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES OF THE SERENGETI. 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
935 I told you "high definition" doesn't mean what you thought it did. 1.3111 0.04639 135 98 32 5
936 Well, if I were running for President, I wouldn't stick my neck out so much. 1.3111 0.05094 135 102 24 9
937 Is the animal channel making you homesick again? 1.3111 0.04639 135 98 32 5
938 I caught our daughter necking. 1.3111 0.04639 135 98 32 5
939 I set the DVR to extended viewing. 1.3111 0.04757 135 99 30 6
940 No, it is supposed to be horizontal! 1.3111 0.04872 135 100 28 7
941 It's been all about donkeys and elephants lately. 1.3060 0.04881 134 100 27 7
942 How should I know how to turn it on? 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
943 I'm running out to the brush, you need anything? 1.3060 0.04397 134 96 35 3
944 I think Donald is more like us. He sticks his neck way out and is very spotty. 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
945 My dear. Why ever do you have the television sideways? 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
946 Next time can we house sit for taller people? 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
947 How's the sore throat? 1.3060 0.04645 134 98 31 5
948 I can't be the only one bringing home the Acacia around here. 1.3060 0.04645 134 98 31 5
949 Did you find anything good on Neckflix? 1.3060 0.04881 134 100 27 7
950 Airbnb is nice for a change, but I still prefer being out in the open. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
951 Did you hear that? Trump is going to put us all in a Zoo! 1.3060 0.04881 134 100 27 7
952 I'm going outside to clear my head. 1.3060 0.05425 134 105 17 12
953 Didn't I tell you you'd be disappointed with Cougar Town? 1.3060 0.05321 134 104 19 11
954 Honey, I'm going out for carrion. The Hyenas are coming over for cards. 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
955 The aspect ratio is all wrong. 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
956 I prefer the Elephant party but their guy reminds me of a Donkey. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
957 Isn't that your cousin Gina in the Toys "R" Us ad? 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
958 I know the election is frustrating, but you have to stop spitting on on the screen. 1.3060 0.05214 134 103 21 10
959 I'm afraid 'Orange Is the New Black' wasn't what I expected. 1.3060 0.05528 134 106 15 13
960 We can't be photographed at the party in the same outfit! 1.3060 0.05321 134 104 19 11
961 Your prosthetic legs shipped today 1.3060 0.05628 134 107 13 14
962 Crick in the neck, sounds serious, how long will you be off your feet? 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
963 Try viewing it in portrait mode. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
964 Are you watching "Out of Africa" again? 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
965 Your getting spots all over the couch. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
966 Come on, the nature channel again! 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
967 Sooo, 'Neck'flix and chill? 1.3060 0.04881 134 100 27 7
968 Don't you love Airbnb. 1.3060 0.05214 134 103 21 10
969 Enough of the convention. Let's watch Animal Planet. 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
970 Do you remember the first time we necked ? 1.3060 0.05214 134 103 21 10
971 You're really supposed to have that thing at eye level, you know. 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
972 Can we please watch something other than 'Real Housewives of the Serengeti' tonight? 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
973 Well, they do say that television adds on ten inches! 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
974 I hear that the GOP elephant is retiring, but I wouldn't want that job. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
975 Now you can see why human beings became extinct 1.3037 0.04734 135 100 29 6
976 I think we're going to need a wall mount 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
977 Ya wanna know how hectic work was today? I tell you, it was a zoo! 1.3037 0.04616 135 99 31 5
978 I'm telling you, it works better in portrait 1.3037 0.05073 135 103 23 9
979 "Ok, I can't reach it. Satisfied? 1.3037 0.04734 135 100 29 6
980 What do you mean you can't reach the remote? 1.3015 0.04819 136 102 27 7
981 Get up Henry" "The zookeepers wife is back from vacation. 1.3008 0.05335 133 104 18 11
982 I tell you I tried. I can't get out the door. 1.3008 0.05335 133 104 18 11
983 You know how these wildlife shows give me nightmares. 1.3008 0.04651 133 98 30 5
984 Who's up for a little necking? 1.3008 0.05227 133 103 20 10
985 You can't change the channel or you won't change the channel? 1.3008 0.05227 133 103 20 10
986 Animal Planet again? I'm sick of this reality tv crap! 1.3008 0.05117 133 102 22 9
987 I prefer portrait over landscape layout. 1.3008 0.05117 133 102 22 9
988 They say TV hurts your eyes but this one is killing my neck! 1.3008 0.05005 133 101 24 8
989 I'm not sticking my neck out for you again. 1.3008 0.04771 133 99 28 6
990 What's this about an elephant in the room? 1.3008 0.05005 133 101 24 8
991 Not another sore throat! 1.3008 0.04771 133 99 28 6
992 Do you never tire of "Human Kingdom"? 1.3008 0.05005 133 101 24 8
993 Can I pour you a tall drink? 1.3008 0.04771 133 99 28 6
994 I'm taking it back -- even in widescreen mode we get cut off at the neck. 1.3008 0.05005 133 101 24 8
995 Let's do a little necking before the kids get home. 1.3008 0.04771 133 99 28 6
996 Ok, I understand ... no necking tonight. 1.3008 0.05335 133 104 18 11
997 Move over sweet thing and let's neck. 1.3008 0.04771 133 99 28 6
998 Time to upgrade to a tall screen. 1.3008 0.04526 133 97 32 4
999 I know you're homesick, but watching Tarzan reruns will only make it worse. 1.3008 0.05005 133 101 24 8
1000 Relax Dorothy, the people of this great country will never elect a cartoon caricature. 1.3008 0.05441 133 105 16 12
1001 You don't need the remote control. 1.3008 0.04651 133 98 30 5
1002 You always grab the best seat and I have to crane my neck! 1.3008 0.04771 133 99 28 6
1003 I'm NOT asking Noah for a larger TV. 1.3008 0.05441 133 105 16 12
1004 Well, I lost another audition to that smug bastard Geoffrey today 1.3008 0.05117 133 102 22 9
1005 Honey, if one of the parties split, we could become mascots too. 1.3008 0.04651 133 98 30 5
1006 Don't look so dreamy eyed you know the TV adds six inches. 1.3008 0.05117 133 102 22 9
1007 Noah can kiss my butt. 1.3008 0.05227 133 103 20 10
1008 I like him for some reason. Maybe it's the orange hair. 1.3008 0.05227 133 103 20 10
1009 Move over Baby and let's 'Neck'. 1.3008 0.05117 133 102 22 9
1010 Yes, Donald Trump is orange but that's no reason to vote for him. 1.3008 0.04889 133 100 26 7
1011 I know it isn't hay, but the Knicks just offered me $15 million a year to play power forward. 1.3008 0.04651 133 98 30 5
1012 There go the elephants, making asses of themselves again. 1.2985 0.04741 134 100 28 6
1013 Bad news. I got replaced by a Pokémon down at Toys 'R Us. 1.2977 0.05163 131 101 21 9
1014 The boss said I shouldn't stick my neck out. 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
1015 Work at the toy store until you find something you like better, Geoffrey! 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
1016 You've become the elephant in the room. 1.2977 0.05385 131 103 17 11
1017 I know you hate these reality TV shows, but I just love David Attenborough's voice. 1.2977 0.05275 131 102 19 10
1018 I will never understand why coffee gets cold once it reaches my stomach! 1.2977 0.04809 131 98 27 6
1019 Housewives of the Serengeti is not an option. 1.2977 0.04930 131 99 25 7
1020 Is $100 an ounce too much for grass? 1.2977 0.05163 131 101 21 9
1021 Last week it was the Elephants, this week it's the Donkeys. Where's our candidate? 1.2977 0.05048 131 100 23 8
1022 How many times hav I told you, take your feet off the couch!! 1.2977 0.04930 131 99 25 7
1023 And you had to save the 60 bucks on the wall mount... 1.2977 0.04809 131 98 27 6
1024 Something ruminative? 1.2977 0.04559 131 96 31 4
1025 Trump cannot deport us; we are an endangered species. 1.2977 0.05275 131 102 19 10
1026 Wide screen is OK, but wouldn't you like tall screen a lot more? 1.2977 0.05275 131 102 19 10
1027 Does David Attenbourgh always have to draw attention to our elongated necks... We get it. 1.2977 0.04809 131 98 27 6
1028 Thank god Airbnb now lets you filter by ceiling height. 1.2977 0.04930 131 99 25 7
1029 Bad news. I'm being transferred to the Serengeti office. 1.2977 0.05163 131 101 21 9
1030 Could I interest you in MY forty-eight-inch display? 1.2977 0.05275 131 102 19 10
1031 The surround sound is a lot better without the ceiling fan. 1.2977 0.05275 131 102 19 10
1032 I've checked every store in Jersey and nobody sells acacia twig ice cream; how about some pickles? 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
1033 I've never felt like either party represents me. 1.2977 0.04559 131 96 31 4
1034 Wide screen does nothing for me. 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
1035 Quit watching those animal kingdom reruns and pay some attention to me for a change. 1.2977 0.04930 131 99 25 7
1036 Phil, you said you were going to clean the gutters. 1.2977 0.04559 131 96 31 4
1037 Fox News is too much of a stretch for me. 1.2977 0.05048 131 100 23 8
1038 You can't refuse to face predators all your life. 1.2977 0.04809 131 98 27 6
1039 I tried Animal Planet, National Geographic. No real giraffe news. 1.2975 0.05333 121 93 20 8
1040 Netflix and graze? 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
1041 Can you believe it? Hilary and Donald are neck and neck. 1.2955 0.05014 132 101 23 8
1042 long day, ya know... it's a jungle out there! 1.2955 0.04655 132 98 29 5
1043 It's just a bunch of tall stories, I'm for Hillary 1.2955 0.05014 132 101 23 8
1044 Makes you glad you're not an elephant. 1.2923 0.05057 130 100 22 8
1045 I just discovered these horns are for wifi 1.2923 0.05057 130 100 22 8
1046 I miss the old zoo. 1.2923 0.04938 130 99 24 7
1047 I've had it up to here with you laying around all day. 1.2923 0.05057 130 100 22 8
1048 You know that those scenes in Wild Kingdom are fake 1.2923 0.04561 130 96 30 4
1049 Isn't this the episode of "When animals attack" where your cousin yells at that waiter? 1.2923 0.05174 130 101 20 9
1050 The humans almost look real. 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
1051 What's the big deal with breaking ceilings, glass or otherwise? 1.2923 0.05174 130 101 20 9
1052 The race is still neck and neck. 1.2923 0.04938 130 99 24 7
1053 We really need to get a wall mount. 1.2923 0.05057 130 100 22 8
1054 Can we just stay home tonight on the coach and neck? 1.2923 0.05057 130 100 22 8
1055 So I get to work and my boss says to me "Why the long face" 1.2923 0.05057 130 100 22 8
1056 What good are 189 stations and a remote without opposable thumbs? 1.2923 0.05057 130 100 22 8
1057 Get your feet off of the couch 1.2923 0.04561 130 96 30 4
1058 You know, Janice, I stuck my neck out to get you that interview. 1.2923 0.04561 130 96 30 4
1059 I can't find the remote control, just use your tongue. 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
1060 "They didn't have stilettos my size". 1.2923 0.05057 130 100 22 8
1061 Call the desk and tell them we need a bigger bed. 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
1062 He's no Marlin Perkins. 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
1063 In the mood for movie and a couple of longnecks hon? 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
1064 I had my doubts about Airbnb but this is great. 1.2923 0.05057 130 100 22 8
1065 For the last time, don’t change the channel with your tongue. 1.2923 0.05509 130 104 14 12
1066 I hate FOX News more than Cheetah News 1.2923 0.05288 130 102 18 10
1067 Give it up, Geoffrey. They stopped showing your commercials long ago. 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
1068 I prefer something more elevated. 1.2923 0.04690 130 97 28 5
1069 Why do you watch those wildlife shows when you have the real thing right here? 1.2923 0.04561 130 96 30 4
1070 How come we never talk ? 1.2923 0.05174 130 101 20 9
1071 I hear they're showing last year's family picnic on Animal Planet tonight. 1.2923 0.05057 130 100 22 8
1072 Would you like to go to the zoo and see the humans today? 1.2923 0.04561 130 96 30 4
1073 "Your shift starts in 5 minutes. You should put on some sun screen before going back to the exhibit". 1.2923 0.04690 130 97 28 5
1074 You'll pick up bad behaviors from watching the 'Human Channel'. 1.2923 0.04690 130 97 28 5
1075 I don't want to be antennae! Your turn. 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
1076 Maybe I should run for President. This election is already a zoo. 1.2923 0.05057 130 100 22 8
1077 Have you considered IMAX? 1.2923 0.04561 130 96 30 4
1078 Mounting the TV would solve all of our problems. 1.2923 0.04429 130 95 32 3
1079 I told you they installed it sideways. 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
1080 You were supposed to install it vertically!! 1.2923 0.04561 130 96 30 4
1081 Yes, I did block Nat Geo. 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
1082 At least we'll be able to see over the wall. 1.2923 0.05400 130 103 16 11
1083 I'm too tired for necking; let's just have sex. 1.2923 0.04938 130 99 24 7
1084 Are you done watching the people channel? 1.2923 0.04938 130 99 24 7
1085 Junior, I told you, Wild Kingdom is off limits. 1.2923 0.04938 130 99 24 7
1086 I need you to mow the savanna today. 1.2923 0.05057 130 100 22 8
1087 Change the screen to the portrait mode! 1.2923 0.05057 130 100 22 8
1088 I really think we should mount that thing up on the wall. 1.2923 0.04938 130 99 24 7
1089 Of course I know how it ends. The wildebeast gets eaten and Marlin Perkins sells insurance... 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
1090 The neighbors think we're Pokemon again. 1.2923 0.05057 130 100 22 8
1091 I still say a ceiling fan would have kept the room a lot cooler. 1.2923 0.04938 130 99 24 7
1092 Honey, I'm thinking of having a neck reduction. 1.2923 0.04561 130 96 30 4
1093 Your turn to adjust the antenna. 1.2901 0.04784 131 99 26 6
1094 C'mon Randy. You didn't really expect to be drafted by the Knicks. 1.2901 0.05252 131 103 18 10
1095 What else is on the Food Chain Channel ? 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
1096 Don't you Remember? That's the episode where he eats shoots and leaves. 1.2891 0.05101 128 99 21 8
1097 Should have gone with "tall screen" instead? 1.2891 0.04594 128 95 29 4
1098 I'll be impressed when it comes out in tall screen. 1.2891 0.04458 128 94 31 3
1099 Without better resolution there's no way to tell our nieces and nephews apart. 1.2891 0.05221 128 100 19 9
1100 Hey, you gotta see this, it's called basketball. 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
1101 Did you eat all the leftover leaves? 1.2891 0.04318 128 93 33 2
1102 I know you miss the Serengeti dear, but at least we found a place with high ceilings. 1.2891 0.04594 128 95 29 4
1103 It's either this vast wasteland or the one we just left. 1.2891 0.05101 128 99 21 8
1104 Can you reach something for me? 1.2891 0.04594 128 95 29 4
1105 No wonder your neck hurts - the screen is supposed to be at eye level. 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
1106 I see you've moved the screen on its side AGAIN 1.2891 0.05221 128 100 19 9
1107 It's their 'Adult' channel, not 'Nature'. 1.2891 0.05337 128 101 17 10
1108 We've been in all day. Let's go outside and stretch our legs. 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
1109 Are you sitting on it? 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
1110 These cartoons are so unrealistic. 1.2891 0.05221 128 100 19 9
1111 Of course I appreciate the new ceiling, but what about the problem with the door. 1.2891 0.05101 128 99 21 8
1112 The Cubs really did beat the Tigers 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
1113 Really? Watching 'Walking Tall' again? 1.2891 0.05221 128 100 19 9
1114 This election cycle is starting to be a pain in the neck! 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
1115 So you aren't even going to say anything about my new spot? 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
1116 We may be ready for the big screen, but the big screen isn't ready for us. 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
1117 The game's on...want me to bring you a longneck? 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
1118 You really should rotate the monitor 90 degrees when you do a video chat. 1.2891 0.05221 128 100 19 9
1119 How about we install the tv stand today? 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
1120 Hillary's no Dalí, but she paints a better picture than that orangutan. 1.2891 0.05221 128 100 19 9
1121 But are we really happier? 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
1122 Has 'Lion Week' started yet? 1.2891 0.05101 128 99 21 8
1123 I'll never understand your fascination with Mr. Ed. 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
1124 I thought when we got high-def the screen would be taller. 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
1125 That's enough tv young man... go out and stretch your legs. 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
1126 Binging on Neckflix are we?! 1.2891 0.05101 128 99 21 8
1127 Can you believe how bright his spots look in HD? 1.2891 0.05221 128 100 19 9
1128 Turns out they did give us the biggest room on the arc, but the big cats got balconies 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
1129 Not 'The African Queen' again! 1.2891 0.04594 128 95 29 4
1130 I never felt Dolittle had much to say. 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
1131 Why is the elephant wearing an "I LOVE PUTIN" T-shirt? 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
1132 Told you we should have went with the wall mount. 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
1133 I know the rent's ridiculously high, but it's so hard to find a pre-war building with these high ceilings. 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
1134 I want to watch the savannah documentary at eight. Aunt Jenny says her kids are in it. 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
1135 Are you sure it doesn't work in portrait mode? 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
1136 I like it vertical. 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
1137 Maybe we should have sprung for the vaulted ceilings. 1.2891 0.04594 128 95 29 4
1138 Anything on GNN? 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
1139 We really need to get that thing mounted. 1.2891 0.05101 128 99 21 8
1140 Maybe we should've gotten the 60", 1.2891 0.05101 128 99 21 8
1141 Wanna watch a movie and neck like we used to? 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
1142 Forget watching the conventions dear, those damn elephants and donkeys do not represent us! 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
1143 Pickles, ice cream, and a side of eucalyptus coming right up honey. 1.2891 0.05101 128 99 21 8
1144 It's the RNC coming live from the Cleveland Zoo. 1.2891 0.05221 128 100 19 9
1145 We need a tall-screen TV, not a wide-screen TV! 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
1146 I'm just saying that if we wall mount the thing, your neck will straighten back out. 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
1147 Must be Human Week? 1.2891 0.04594 128 95 29 4
1148 Next time let's get a longscreen TV. 1.2891 0.05337 128 101 17 10
1149 They're featuring Uncle Jeff on tonight's episode of Wild Kingdom. 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
1150 They're neck and neck. 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
1151 Turn it off and let's neck! 1.2868 0.05067 129 100 21 8
1152 I said high-screen, you were the one who insisted on widescreen. 1.2868 0.04946 129 99 23 7
1153 I'm tired of watching these donkeys and elephants. Time for a 3rd party. 1.2868 0.05067 129 100 21 8
1154 You know that the stuff that happens on this show isn't real, right? 1.2868 0.04822 129 98 25 6
1155 Other than the low doorways, I could get used to this. 1.2868 0.04822 129 98 25 6
1156 So donkeys' and elephants' lives matter too? 1.2868 0.04946 129 99 23 7
1157 Has the new season of 'High-hanging Fruit' started yet? 1.2857 0.05616 119 95 14 10
1158 I don't know, he wants to build a wall to keep us in and have us pay for it. 1.2846 0.05149 130 102 19 9
1159 The remote was an extra. I thought a touch screen should work just fine. 1.2846 0.04534 130 97 29 4
1160 Really? Elephants and donkeys? 1.2835 0.04458 127 94 30 3
1161 Son, do something with your life. You can reach higher than this. 1.2835 0.04596 127 95 28 4
1162 I can't believe Junior made it to Animal Planet! 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1163 Did you walk the dog? 1.2835 0.05350 127 101 16 10
1164 ... would it break your neck to have dinner ready?!? 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1165 I'm totally loving that whole, 'They go low, we go high' thing! 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1166 Now that we finally got in, I never want to leave. 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1167 I thought I told you no Nature programs . I hate those reality shows! 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1168 You never take me to the Serengeti anymore. 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1169 I'm not watching Madagascar again. 1.2835 0.04596 127 95 28 4
1170 I don't suppose you feel like necking. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1171 Hey, I've got some longnecks in the fridge, want one? 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1172 We really need "high"-definition. 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1173 I told you the conventions were a zoo. 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1174 I don't understand your fascination with donkeys and elephants lately 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1175 Mind if I switch to National Geogiraffic? 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1176 Now aren't you glad they chose elephants and donkeys instead of US?? 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1177 Let's see what the candidates are up to on People Planet. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1178 Not "Wild Kingdom," again! 1.2835 0.04596 127 95 28 4
1179 No, dear, what we ordered was Netflix, not Neckfix. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1180 Good news! The Clydesdales have just been fired. 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1181 That's it, we are cancelling the National Geographic channel. 1.2835 0.04596 127 95 28 4
1182 Animal Planet! Have they gotten to that "husbandry" part yet? 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1183 Watch all you want...there will never be a "Giraffe Week". 1.2835 0.04596 127 95 28 4
1184 Just stop watching. It's beneath you. 1.2835 0.05350 127 101 16 10
1185 Didn't I tell you to buy the ceiling mount for the flat screen? 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1186 At the risk of sticking my neck out, may I change the channel? 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1187 Sure seems to me that the main stream media is human-centric. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1188 There's no such thing as 'tall screen'. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1189 Forget the tube. Let's just neck. 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1190 Hey there's a spot on the couch 1.2835 0.04596 127 95 28 4
1191 Go ahead, watch QVC 24/7 if you want to, but you'll never see a suitable shoulder bag. 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1192 Please tell me you didn't order another multi-purpose, 14-foot ladder. 1.2835 0.05232 127 100 18 9
1193 Try turning it the other way. 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1194 But if we went to the game we would be able to see. 1.2835 0.05350 127 101 16 10
1195 Donkeys and Elephants get all the attention! 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1196 Please don't stoop down to their level. 1.2835 0.04596 127 95 28 4
1197 No, they still haven't invented a tall-screen TV. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1198 "Get the floor model!" you said. 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1199 They don't make a "vertical" model! 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1200 We should do something nice for the elephants next door. 1.2835 0.04596 127 95 28 4
1201 I had a rotten day. My assistant put the Jones file in the bottom drawer. 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1202 airbnb said the TV is at eye level 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1203 Of course you are going to get depressed if you sit here ruminanting all day. 1.2835 0.05232 127 100 18 9
1204 Good news....they said if I can do something about my height, I've got the job. 1.2835 0.04458 127 94 30 3
1205 You're sitting in my spot. 1.2812 0.04698 128 97 26 5
1206 Sorry I'm late but I was struck in a geraffic jam. 1.2812 0.04698 128 97 26 5
1207 Still think we should have gone with the wall mount. 1.2812 0.04827 128 98 24 6
1208 Well, I think it should be on the wall, closer to the ceiling. 1.2812 0.05195 128 101 18 9
1209 Thank god they chose an elephant. That could have been us on there. 1.2812 0.04698 128 97 26 5
1210 I think I'd rather be a jackass than vote Republican this time. 1.2812 0.05195 128 101 18 9
1211 This election is neck and neck! 1.2812 0.05312 128 102 16 10
1212 At least there aren't any elephants in the room . . . 1.2812 0.04827 128 98 24 6
1213 Do you see what I'm saying? We need a sectional. 1.2812 0.04698 128 97 26 5
1214 I told you not to watch Animal Planet before bed. 1.2812 0.05075 128 100 20 8
1215 No, you can't order a scarf from the Home Shopping Channel. 1.2812 0.05312 128 102 16 10
1216 Shouldn’t we only watch high-brow shows? 1.2812 0.04827 128 98 24 6
1217 I *do* love Animal Planet, Janice -- but you've still got to get out and smell the acacias every now and then 1.2812 0.04827 128 98 24 6
1218 No, that erectile dysfunction pill will not help your sore neck 1.2812 0.05075 128 100 20 8
1219 I don't think this kind of life fits us George. 1.2812 0.04565 128 96 28 4
1220 I told you we should have mounted it. 1.2812 0.04565 128 96 28 4
1221 They all have necklifts 1.2812 0.04698 128 97 26 5
1222 Don't even think of asking me for a neck rub. 1.2812 0.04953 128 99 22 7
1223 I've been watching all day, and I think we're under-represented. 1.2812 0.04953 128 99 22 7
1224 $150 a month for cable and you binge watch Animal Planet? 1.2800 0.04487 125 93 29 3
1225 How many times can you watch "Giraffic Park"? 1.2800 0.04765 125 95 25 5
1226 It's funny. These political pundits think they are sticking their necks out. 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
1227 It'll be neck and neck in November! 1.2800 0.04765 125 95 25 5
1228 Don't you think it is a bit stupid to watch a contest between an elephant and a donkey? 1.2800 0.04765 125 95 25 5
1229 "No, we're not moving to the big city it's a jungle out there 1.2800 0.05156 125 98 19 8
1230 I thought we'd agreed to remodel the doorways before getting a TV. 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
1231 That Marlon Perkins still cracks me up. 1.2800 0.04628 125 94 27 4
1232 It's not quite the HIGH def we need. 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1233 Survivor Serengeti?! Been there, done that! 1.2800 0.05156 125 98 19 8
1234 Maybe if the screen was positioned vertically? 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
1235 I know you don't need it, but I still would like to find the channel changer. 1.2800 0.04628 125 94 27 4
1236 Where's that light bulb you wanted replaced? 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1237 "I'll sit and watch the game with you, but no necking". 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1238 Seriously, you ordered spot removing cream? 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
1239 Well, at least they left us the high-hanging fruit. 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1240 We need High Definition 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1241 If it had been like this, I never would have left the ark. 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1242 No! I cannot reach it, myself! 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1243 Told you we should have mounted it above the fireplace. 1.2800 0.04765 125 95 25 5
1244 How in the world did we get in here? 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
1245 Now can you see why it should be on the wall? 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1246 Have you seen my neck pillow? 1.2800 0.05156 125 98 19 8
1247 I'd prefer a candidate with a head on his shoulders. 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1248 Sit up straight or you'll hurt your neck. 1.2800 0.04628 125 94 27 4
1249 It's been elephants and donkeys on TV for the past two weeks. 1.2800 0.04628 125 94 27 4
1250 It's times like this that I'm glad I'm not a donkey or an elephant. 1.2800 0.05156 125 98 19 8
1251 You got the the ultra wide? I told you the ultra vertical! 1.2800 0.05156 125 98 19 8
1252 Won't Goldilocks be surprised! 1.2800 0.05400 125 100 15 10
1253 I'm so glad we splurged on a place with high ceilings. 1.2800 0.04628 125 94 27 4
1254 You look too comfortable. How about we switch spots for a while? 1.2800 0.05279 125 99 17 9
1255 Hee hee! When they come back they’ll blame the hairs on the couch on the dog! 1.2800 0.04765 125 95 25 5
1256 High definition has nothing to do with your neck 1.2778 0.04994 126 98 21 7
1257 Rabbit ears work better. 1.2778 0.04865 126 97 23 6
1258 See what the media does? These nature programs just feed your fears. 1.2778 0.04733 126 96 25 5
1259 We need to get that mounted. 1.2778 0.04865 126 97 23 6
1260 You look pretty high. 1.2778 0.04865 126 97 23 6
1261 I'm glad you found some highbrow programming. 1.2778 0.04994 126 98 21 7
1262 We should buy a TV stand. 1.2778 0.05119 126 99 19 8
1263 The witness protection program isn't working, I'm recognized everywhere. 1.2778 0.04733 126 96 25 5
1264 Watching the Wilsons going at it on Attenborough again? 1.2778 0.05479 126 102 13 11
1265 Spoiler alert! Only one of them makes across the river! 1.2778 0.04597 126 95 27 4
1266 Portrait or landscape? 1.2778 0.04456 126 94 29 3
1267 What a mess. Maybe the Green Party needs a mascot. 1.2778 0.04597 126 95 27 4
1268 Why does it always have to be donkeys and elephants? 1.2778 0.04733 126 96 25 5
1269 I think it's time we had the "zoo" talk. 1.2778 0.04733 126 96 25 5
1270 I am appalled how we Aftican Americans are always snubbed by The Oscars 1.2778 0.05242 126 100 17 9
1271 No, we weren't represented at either convention. 1.2778 0.04733 126 96 25 5
1272 You really think we need the remote? 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
1273 All things considered, I'd rather be in Botswana. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
1274 Did your folks intentionally buy furniture that would discourage our relationship? 1.2756 0.05205 127 101 17 9
1275 The toilet is out of water again... 1.2756 0.05084 127 100 19 8
1276 Is it Lion Week already? 1.2756 0.04959 127 99 21 7
1277 Do you want to neck during the movie? 1.2742 0.05412 124 100 14 10
1278 Your boss just called and said you were fired! I told you the "R's" were backwards! 1.2742 0.05164 124 98 18 8
1279 Would you like to neck? 1.2742 0.05036 124 97 20 7
1280 I have a sore throat that just won't stop. 1.2742 0.04485 124 93 28 3
1281 I still wish we would have bought the long screen, not the wide screen. 1.2742 0.04629 124 94 26 4
1282 There were no tall screens. 1.2742 0.04629 124 94 26 4
1283 Election coverage? We put the circus behind us. 1.2742 0.04768 124 95 24 5
1284 Watching those NBA pipsqueaks again? 1.2742 0.05164 124 98 18 8
1285 Noah's Ark is so comfortable darling .I am so glad we decided to board!!! 1.2742 0.05290 124 99 16 9
1286 Reach for the remote yourself. 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
1287 Well I can see it's going to take awhile to get these spots off the couch. 1.2742 0.04629 124 94 26 4
1288 Don't watch too much TV, you'll strain your neck! 1.2742 0.05036 124 97 20 7
1289 Very nice purchase dear, but how the hell are we going to use a remote? 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
1290 Not the Nature Channel again. Please, Helen, we 're in the suburbs now. 1.2734 0.04397 128 96 29 3
1291 How many times am I going to hit my head on that frickin door before we fix it? 1.2720 0.05373 125 101 14 10
1292 The hyena next door has his eye on you. 1.2705 0.04514 122 92 27 3
1293 Has Bob Vila explained how to make bigger doorways, yet? 1.2705 0.04514 122 92 27 3
1294 Don't sit too far from the TV. It's bad for your neck. 1.2705 0.04804 122 94 23 5
1295 Are you ready to start thinking about how we get out of here? 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
1296 It's a real zoo out there. 1.2705 0.04361 122 91 29 2
1297 Orange is the New Black isn't about giraffes at all. 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1298 Just turn off the news. It's a jungle out there. 1.2705 0.04661 122 93 25 4
1299 Stop sulking, Maude. I'm not looking down on you. 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
1300 You'd think, by now, I'd have learned to duck. 1.2705 0.04661 122 93 25 4
1301 You know that "Real Housewives of the Savannah" is scripted, don't you? 1.2705 0.05210 122 97 17 8
1302 Love fades. Spots are forever. 1.2705 0.04804 122 94 23 5
1303 "Tiny House Hunters" again? 1.2705 0.05339 122 98 15 9
1304 Sweetheart, if I hear that "we're neck and neck" joke once more time, I will scream! 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1305 This convention's more depressing than LionWeek. 1.2705 0.05210 122 97 17 8
1306 Bad news. Some humans moved in upstairs. 1.2705 0.04661 122 93 25 4
1307 It's not exactly the aspect ratio we were looking for. 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
1308 This beats the zoo but these doors are a pain! 1.2705 0.04661 122 93 25 4
1309 Don't tell me you swallowed the remote again. 1.2705 0.04804 122 94 23 5
1310 All I said was that she has good proportions. 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1311 Dude, I already told you, just because they're called Fox News doesn't mean they're an animal friendly station 1.2705 0.04804 122 94 23 5
1312 My dear child...we evolved to this...so we wouldn't need a remote. 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1313 Yes, but the wall will mean that we're ALL in a zoo! 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
1314 When they go low we go high too! 1.2705 0.05464 122 99 13 10
1315 I know it's not the Serengeti, but it beats being in a cage. 1.2705 0.04514 122 92 27 3
1316 I find a Trump presidency hard to swallow also. 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1317 Humph, certainly not for me - living off-the-grid in some sweltering savanna. 1.2705 0.05210 122 97 17 8
1318 Binge-watching Neck-flix again? 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
1319 I can't believe I stuck my neck out for that lion at work. 1.2705 0.04804 122 94 23 5
1320 The 10 foot ceilings really make this place........ 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1321 Still think we don't need to wall mount it? 1.2705 0.04804 122 94 23 5
1322 I'm going to stick my neck out and suggest we watch Human Kingdom. 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
1323 No remote needed 1.2705 0.04661 122 93 25 4
1324 This show should be beneath you. 1.2705 0.04361 122 91 29 2
1325 Wanna watch Neckflix and chill? 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
1326 I'm going to stick my neck out and suggest we buy a stand. 1.2705 0.04804 122 94 23 5
1327 Slide over a bit and let's stay in - It's a jungle out there 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
1328 You don't even know what a potato is, do you? 1.2705 0.05339 122 98 15 9
1329 If you keep sittting there, your neck will shrink. 1.2705 0.04804 122 94 23 5
1330 Now maybe you'll believe me when I tell you it's a jungle out there. 1.2705 0.05210 122 97 17 8
1331 I know a dung beetle that could write a better television show. 1.2705 0.05464 122 99 13 10
1332 How can you watch this lowbrow crap? 1.2705 0.05339 122 98 15 9
1333 You're watching humans have sex again. What the hell is wrong with you. You need help. 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1334 You can't expect anything but donkeys and elephants for a while. 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1335 Gladys, you said if we moved to the city, we’d "live" a wild life, not watch it. 1.2705 0.04661 122 93 25 4
1336 Let's upgrade to tall screen. 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
1337 Basketball? 1.2705 0.05210 122 97 17 8
1338 I KNOW I AM STICKING MY NECK OUT, BUT COULD WE WATCH SOMETHING OTHER THAN ANIMAL PLANET TONIGHT? 1.2705 0.05210 122 97 17 8
1339 Even I'M finding cable news harder to swallow! 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
1340 She may have knocked down the glass ceiling but you still need to be careful. 1.2705 0.04661 122 93 25 4
1341 Neck-flix and chill again? 1.2705 0.04804 122 94 23 5
1342 Woah. Lions are a lot less scary on TV... 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1343 Are you serious? Did you just ask me what endangered meant? 1.2705 0.05339 122 98 15 9
1344 Short necks, short tempers, short attention spans. 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1345 If you keep watching Animal Planet, you'll think every neighborhood is full of hungry lions. 1.2705 0.04661 122 93 25 4
1346 OK, so we'll move it back above the fireplace. 1.2689 0.04575 119 90 26 3
1347 Are you really watching Human Planet again? 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1348 I told you, it's Jurassic Park, not Giraffec Park. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1349 Should we maybe have it wall-mounted? 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
1350 We could try rotating the screen 90 degrees. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
1351 Move over babe. This flick was made for necking! 1.2645 0.05349 121 98 14 9
1352 Come on, Shelia; we're a monogamous but opportunistically promiscuous species by nature. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
1353 I like it at about eye level. What about you? 1.2645 0.05218 121 97 16 8
1354 Do you really think they will deport us? 1.2645 0.05218 121 97 16 8
1355 Just donkeys and elephants? Sounds boring. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
1356 I don't mean to look down on you. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
1357 I hate the Sunday morning shows. The Donkeys and Elephants think they have all the answers. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
1358 The kids are asleep, let's neck. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
1359 Does it really matter where the remote control is? 1.2645 0.05218 121 97 16 8
1360 He is more of an ass than an elephant, but I like the color. 1.2645 0.05476 121 99 12 10
1361 You need to tear yourself away from the TV . . . your room looks like a zoo! 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
1362 I don't care to watch Animal Planet when I've lived it all day. 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
1363 Do they realise we're always dating naked? 1.2645 0.05218 121 97 16 8
1364 For some reason I always look fat in those home videos. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
1365 Do you think my neck is too long? 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
1366 Let's go down to the bar for a drink. The high balls are on me. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
1367 You planning on watching until the cows come home? 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
1368 If seeing predators catching prey upsets you so much, turn the damn thing off. 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
1369 "Orange is the New Black" is not about giraffe spots, honey. 1.2645 0.05476 121 99 12 10
1370 Honey, I've decided to leave the zoo to become a third-party mascot. 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
1371 Okay, okay. I'll bring you some popcorn. But just know that if you get it stuck in your throat again, you're gonna miss the whole movie. 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
1372 Son, get giraffe off the couch and make yourself useful! 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
1373 How about we turn off the TV and do some necking . 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
1374 Still hooked on "Human Planet" I see. 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
1375 Are we watching the Elephants or the Donkeys tonight ? 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
1376 Move over, watching Animal Planet makes me feel like necking! 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
1377 Why don't you get outside and play Pokemon Go like all the other kids? 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
1378 It's official - I'm the tallest thing on the block without TRUMP on me. 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
1379 We should've asked for vaulted ceilings in EVERY room. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
1380 If you're so interested in elephants and donkeys we might as well go back to the zoo. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
1381 I don't know about you, but I'm fed up to my neck with politics! 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
1382 I got you a membership in a jungle gym. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
1383 It's not just you, Kathy. I look down on everyone who'd vote for him. 1.2645 0.05218 121 97 16 8
1384 Hey, there wasn't a Cheeto under the refridg...ahh, you took my spot. 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
1385 Nothing but sex, violence, and reality shows. You really should stop watching the Wilderness Channel. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
1386 I thought you wanted a neck, flicks & chill evening. 1.2623 0.04911 122 96 20 6
1387 Just once, could we watch something besides "Wild Kingdom?" 1.2623 0.04627 122 94 24 4
1388 Just because you can turn the channel by pressing the button on the TV with your tongue while not getting up from the couch doesn't mean you should. 1.2623 0.05047 122 97 18 7
1389 They say they're tired of being called jackasses. They're looking for a new symbol. 1.2623 0.05047 122 97 18 7
1390 There's evidence that too much T.V. causes chronic neck pain. 1.2623 0.05180 122 98 16 8
1391 You are a real pain in the neck. 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
1392 Kardashians of the Serengeti again? 1.2605 0.05265 119 96 15 8
1393 I really don't understand how you watch this housewives of the Serengeti ! 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
1394 Nature channel? No, that's the porn channel. 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
1395 The polls say they're neck and neck. 1.2605 0.04539 119 91 25 3
1396 What's up? 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
1397 Sit up straight. Do you want your neck to stay like that? 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
1398 I've had it up to eighteen-feet with your Nature channel bingeing. 1.2605 0.05399 119 97 13 9
1399 "You need to get up, get real and get your head in the clouds like the rest of us!"m 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
1400 When are they going to start making tall screen tvs? 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1401 They're showing 'Jurassic Park,' honey, not Giraffic. 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
1402 I told you those high heels would hurt your feet. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1403 Wanna watch "Animal house?" 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1404 you know those Planet Earth videos are completely scripted, right? 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
1405 You were right, Fred, Instead of the flat screen we should have gotten a tall screen 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
1406 I think it's time to upgrade to the tall screen television. 1.2605 0.04379 119 90 27 2
1407 Let me guess: Lion Week? 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
1408 How about we turn off the TV and neck? 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
1409 How'd they get that horse to move its mouth when it talking? 1.2605 0.04539 119 91 25 3
1410 Channel forraging again? 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1411 I told you to get a TALL screen. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
1412 You couldn't find a tall-screen tv? 1.2605 0.04213 119 89 29 1
1413 I watch only high def. 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
1414 I still think we should have bought the tallscreen model instead. 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
1415 Don't forget, we're having high tea with the Fitzgeralds at 3pm. 1.2605 0.04539 119 91 25 3
1416 let’s turn off the TV and do a little necking. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1417 As if captivity wasn't a reason enough not to reproduce ... 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
1418 I don't know why you watch this 'Human Planet' garbage. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1419 You'll never succeed if you don't get your ass off that sofa, and stick your neck out! 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
1420 Noah assured me the lions are in a separate annex. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1421 Would you like to watch a documentary about human evolution? 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
1422 wide screen is nice but i prefer tall screen 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
1423 We're outta draft honey, all we have left is longnecks. 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
1424 "I think we should mount it from the ceiling". 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1425 Stop worrying. I have been assured that no one will ever know are true identity as long as we remain in the witness protection program. 1.2605 0.04539 119 91 25 3
1426 Why do you always watch these zoo documentaries right before bed, honey? You know they keep you up. 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
1427 Honey, we're totally out of acacia chips. 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
1428 Leaves or twigs with your beer? 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
1429 I still can't believe they went with the donkey 1.2605 0.04539 119 91 25 3
1430 What happened to the wild life? 1.2605 0.05265 119 96 15 8
1431 I'll hold hooves, but absolutely no necking... 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1432 You were home all day and didn't clean up; we can't keep living like animals! 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
1433 I think we should mount it! 1.2605 0.05265 119 96 15 8
1434 These elections can be long drawn-out affairs and kind of hard to swallow. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1435 You're so obsessed with people shows. 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
1436 Actually, I prefer a vertical format. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1437 I can't understand your obsession with 'Tiny House Nation' 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
1438 Watching yourself on Nature again? 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
1439 Of course she has a nice loooong neck. You can tell she had some work done. 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
1440 He hasn't decided on our immigration status yet. 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
1441 Oh. I thought you said, "NECK, flicks and chill". My bad. 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
1442 The down side of being raised in captivity is that it's your turn to take out the garbage. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1443 Watching Human Planet again? 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
1444 I think you've got the screen turned the wrong way. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1445 Hooves off the couch! 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
1446 These jungle soaps would be more exciting if they added some necking. 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
1447 I told you to buy a vertical one! 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
1448 Tell me again how the race is 'Neck and Neck'. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1449 You didn't tell me they were measured diagonally. 1.2605 0.05399 119 97 13 9
1450 Are you watching Giraffic Park, again??? 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
1451 Can I bring you another longneck, honey? 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1452 This election is going to be neck and neck. 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
1453 If only we'd used the wall mount. 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
1454 Sure, the picure's great, but when are they going to come out with a 'tall screen' television. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1455 To presume I don't need the remote is a bit of a stretch. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
1456 Sometimes I feel like we're vertical in a horizontal world. 1.2605 0.04539 119 91 25 3
1457 Entertaining, yeah - but so low brow. 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
1458 You would rather watch TV than neck? 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1459 Well that's a stretch. 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
1460 I told you that we should have gotten a vertical TV. 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
1461 Are the candidates neck and neck? 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
1462 It's all about elephants and donkeys these days 1.2586 0.04435 116 88 26 2
1463 I need you to get the can of leaves from the top shelf. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1464 "The other apartment was okay, but it only had 12-foot ceilings. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1465 Just as I thought! You’ve been sitting here watching football all weekend when you promised me you’d get to those leaves! 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1466 The serengeti isn't going to be here forever. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1467 Melania, does my neck look small? 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1468 You sit like that for too long, you'll get a crick in your neck. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1469 Why is it always donkeys and elephants, donkeys and elephants.... 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1470 When the Zebras are here, just black and white. 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1471 Human Planet again? 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1472 Configuring an ergonomically correct monitor height is a pain in the neck. 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1473 Enough with 'The Search for Noah's Ark' already! 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1474 I hate it when they pander to the zoological vote. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1475 I'm with you. I could watch the National Geographic channel all day long. 1.2542 0.04371 118 90 26 2
1476 Have you seen my necktie? 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1477 Seriously? Binge watching the "National Geographic Channel" again! 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1478 Nature shows? Seriously? 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1479 Was that Aunt Betty you saw on Animal Planet last night? 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1480 It's a come-on. I wouldn't stick my neck out if I were you. 1.2542 0.04371 118 90 26 2
1481 You've got to get that TV mounted higher, honey--your chiropractor bills are adding up. 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1482 You just don't get aspect ratio, do you? 1.2542 0.05272 118 96 14 8
1483 When I was young, I had to hold the tv with tinfoil on my ossicones to watch it. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1484 All you ever do is watch TV! You're going to hurt your neck! 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1485 They say it's her first glass ceiling. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1486 I would have made that Olympic team if I could only dribble. 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1487 For now it's only widescreen. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1488 It's called ergonomics, Harold. Mount it already! 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1489 Donkeys and elephants 2016... smh. I've never been so proud to be a giraffe. 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1490 It's the rerun of Wild Kingdom featuring your great grandfather , isn't it ? 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1491 What we really need is a tall screen TV. 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1492 No thanks. The Discovery Channel gives me nightmares. 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1493 That does it. Next TV is portrait, not landscape. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1494 There's only ruminant for one of us on that couch. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1495 Don't be so glum, I'm sure the new zoo will still have HBO. 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1496 You'll strain your neck if you sit like that all day. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1497 If you can't find the remote, you'll just have to adapt. 1.2542 0.05272 118 96 14 8
1498 Long day, honey? 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1499 Dear, let's put on a romantic movie and neck.. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1500 Get off the couch, Geoffrey, Toys "R" Us stopped airing your commercials years ago. 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1501 I hope you're not watching The Lion King again! 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1502 If PBS is over your head, try Animal Planet. 1.2542 0.04371 118 90 26 2
1503 Wide screen is fine but I wish they'd make a tall one. 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1504 My money's on the donkey. The elephant has run amok. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1505 I told you we should have mounted it higher on the wall. 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1506 Serengeti, Schmerengeti. 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1507 I'm going to stick my neck out and say that Donald Trump just embarrassed himself. 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1508 Well, if he starts in on giraffes, like every other minority, don't come running to me. 1.2542 0.05272 118 96 14 8
1509 Are you watching "America's Necks Top Model?" 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1510 American politics. It's just a bunch of donkeys and elephants. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1511 A long day at the office. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1512 How is the race coming? Oh, it's neck and neck 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1513 I vote for neck flicks and chill 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1514 Be honest - does this room make my neck look too long? 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1515 Make some room on that couch, baby. We were born to neck. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1516 I really do prefer NEKFLIX to HBO. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1517 what do you feel like tonight, mimosa or acacia... 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1518 Are you watching your old Toys "R" Us commercials again? 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1519 They only did them in horizontal. 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1520 So, acacia leaves for dinner again? 1.2542 0.04371 118 90 26 2
1521 It's a savanna out there. 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1522 This sure beats the Zoo! 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1523 I think we could at least go visit your brother at the zoo on Saturday. 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1524 Everyone’s head is cut off because you installed the screen on its side. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1525 I love his forelocks. 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1526 Is my neck too long? 1.2542 0.05408 118 97 12 9
1527 "That ToysRUs trust fund won't last forever ya know. 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1528 They never forget because they don't have our vision and rely on low hanging fruit. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1529 It just occured to me that Hell is actually other giraffes. 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1530 I can't believe it has only been a year since Trump won the US Presidential election which lead to the end of the human race. To think that we used to live in a jungle... 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1531 You're right, it's time for us to start our own political party. 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1532 Isn't that turned sideways? 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1533 Neckflix and chill tonight? 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1534 Left or right, who cares? I want to hear more about low or high. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1535 Audrey Hepburn again? 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1536 It's worse than a jungle out there! 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1537 I have to find a job with a higher ceiling. 1.2542 0.05272 118 96 14 8
1538 You lazy ungulate, get those filthy hooves off the sofa. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1539 All that we have, we owe to Marlin Perkins. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1540 I told you we should have bought the 170-inch screen. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1541 Watch TV? I'd rather neck! 1.2542 0.05272 118 96 14 8
1542 Sorry I'm late. A bunch of rubberneckers caused a slow-down on the freeway. 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1543 They say he's actually really short in person. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1544 The program says others look up to us. 1.2542 0.05272 118 96 14 8
1545 Are you up for some necking tonight? 1.2542 0.05408 118 97 12 9
1546 Do you think you can adjust the vertical ? 1.2542 0.04371 118 90 26 2
1547 Honey, will you please grab me a neck pillow? 1.2542 0.05272 118 96 14 8
1548 I used to like the human nature programs, too. But that was before they started to show all those mating close-ups. 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1549 I thought we agreed to mount the TV above the fireplace! 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1550 It's not what I had in mind when you retired. 1.2521 0.05366 119 98 12 9
1551 It's Animal Planet. They want to renegotiate your contract. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
1552 We either need shorter necks or a taller screen. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
1553 Are you watching that human planet channel again? 1.2521 0.05094 119 96 16 7
1554 "There's an elephant in the room". 1.2521 0.05232 119 97 14 8
1555 Why is it limited to donkeys and elephants? 1.2521 0.04339 119 91 26 2
1556 Billy's teacher called, Billy was caught necking during recess. 1.2521 0.05232 119 97 14 8
1557 Stop watching Animal Planet and go outside. 1.2521 0.05232 119 97 14 8
1558 I knew we should have opted for the wall-mounted model. 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
1559 We _could_ just turn it on its side. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
1560 Hey, that's my spot!! 1.2500 0.05320 116 95 13 8
1561 They have the same number of vertebrae but that's as far as it goes. 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
1562 Wide screens make no sense. Why not tall screens? 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1563 We promised to stay off the furniture,remember? 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1564 Believing her has always been a bit of a stretch for me. 1.2479 0.04361 117 90 25 2
1565 I heard when the wall is built they'll need onlookers. 1.2479 0.05137 117 95 15 7
1566 Just because Toys R Us is closed, doesn't mean you give up Geoffrey. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1567 Good for you! Three weeks of taking it easy is the best thing for a sore throat. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1568 When that show's over, maybe we could go out and graze some trees, get a little exercise. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1569 I like him on tv, but in person, Tarzan was much cuter! 1.2479 0.04189 117 89 27 1
1570 Your father and I are worried you aren't reaching up to your full potential lately. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1571 My dear, there's more to life than just watching the National Geographic Channel. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1572 I suppose you ate all the bonbons too. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1573 How bout a longneck ? 1.2479 0.05416 117 97 11 9
1574 Let's neck instead! 1.2479 0.05278 117 96 13 8
1575 You need to stop comparing yourself to Oprah. 1.2479 0.05137 117 95 15 7
1576 Watching Giraffic Park again? 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1577 Really Mabel, the guy from Wild Kingdom.. 1.2479 0.05278 117 96 13 8
1578 No, my dear, it's the movies that got small. 1.2479 0.05137 117 95 15 7
1579 If you don't stop watching "The Young Lions", I'm taking the TV back. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1580 Is that a rerun of People Kingdom? 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1581 Let me guess, you're watching Animal Planet. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1582 I'll sit over there so we can neck. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1583 Why not? There's a lot of money in an ear, nose and throat practice. 1.2479 0.05278 117 96 13 8
1584 I'm still looking for a vertical screen TV. 1.2479 0.05278 117 96 13 8
1585 You have had enough real housewives of the serengetti 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1586 How silly of us to think high def would solve our problem. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1587 You couldn't get a wall mounted TV set? 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1588 Let's turn this off and neck. 1.2479 0.05416 117 97 11 9
1589 I hope Animal Planet doesn't keep showing footage of Uncle Joe getting drunk at last year's family get together. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1590 I keep telling you, there is no remote. Just lean over and change channels with your nose. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1591 Want to watch "Necked and afraid"? 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1592 Look at yourself. You need to get your head in the trees. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1593 This is the last time I am going to stick my neck out for you Kevin. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1594 I bought that love seat for a reason. 1.2479 0.05137 117 95 15 7
1595 See. I knew you weren't above TV. 1.2479 0.04361 117 90 25 2
1596 The cooking channel is not what I meant by 'more domesticated.' 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1597 I could binge watch these crazy Zebras all night. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1598 Up for some necking? 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1599 Just because you have a big time toy sponsorship, doesn't mean you get to just sit around all day! 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1600 A little insensitive to keep using "Neck and Neck" don't you think? 1.2479 0.04361 117 90 25 2
1601 I told you it should have been on the wall and mounted higher. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1602 Not all elephants and donkeys act like the ones you see on TV. 1.2479 0.05278 117 96 13 8
1603 I'm glad we were firm about the vaulted ceilings. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1604 Are you coming to the watering hole or are you just going to sit here and watch bloody David Attenborough all day? 1.2479 0.05278 117 96 13 8
1605 "Real Housewives of the Savannah" again? 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1606 I love PBS programming. It's so... Highbrow. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1607 I told you we don't get People Planet. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1608 Let's stick our necks out for Hillary. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1609 The elephant is in the refrigerator. So that's done. 1.2479 0.05416 117 97 11 9
1610 Oh I have seen this episode, the leopard catches Geoffrey. 1.2479 0.05278 117 96 13 8
1611 Not bad; just needs a tad more headroom. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1612 I think the couple in 6F is on to us. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1613 Quiet Stu, "The Young and the Neckless" is starting. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1614 But nothing in her platform speaks to even-toed hoofed mammals. 1.2479 0.04361 117 90 25 2
1615 I think we should have mounted the TV. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1616 I just wanted to give you a Heads-Up! 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1617 Well, it's official, the Livingstons have a sunroof on their new Range Rover. 1.2479 0.04361 117 90 25 2
1618 I hope he builds that wall. 1.2479 0.05278 117 96 13 8
1619 It is bad enough they changed it to "Nat Geo" but I draw the line at calling us "Raffs". 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1620 No wonder your posture is so bad. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1621 Can we get a wall mount? 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1622 Stop fooling around—put the TV back on its side. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1623 Not "Wild Kingdom" again! Why can't you just leave work at the office? 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1624 Sure, the big-screen t.v. in this sublet's good, but I REALLY like the high ceilings! 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1625 When I was your age, son, I never would have dreamed of a giraffe president. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1626 Didn't I say no TV until after you cleaned your ceiling? 1.2479 0.04189 117 89 27 1
1627 I don't like the idea of mounting things on the wall. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1628 Since you retired, Animal Planet just hasn't been the same. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1629 Just another tall story 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1630 It's time we face the elephant in the room, Fred. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1631 I told you again & again Son, "NO HOOFS" on the coach 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1632 I have no use for TV until a tallscreen format is available. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1633 Explain again how Bob woke up next to Suzanne Pleshette. 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1634 I just don't get what's supposed to be so great with widescreen format? 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1635 The tiny house idea was great! 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1636 You are a lazy pain in the neck, Milton. 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1637 tv again huh? I suppose no necking tonight 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1638 Must you continue to watch reruns of your cameo role on "Animal Kingdom"? 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1639 Please stop ordering turtlenecks on the Home Shopping Network. 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1640 It's very nice, but you should have gone with a tall screen 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1641 Binge watching "Wild Kingdom" never gets old. 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1642 No, I never met Tarzan, and neither did anyone else. 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1643 You know, the TV should really be at eye level. 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1644 I think it would better if we mounted it on the wall. 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1645 Why don't they come in a vertical screen?" 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1646 I checked the fridge. We have some longnecks. 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1647 As in the wild, their pride will be our downfall. 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
1648 I've had it, the ergonomics of this apartment are just a pain in the neck. 1.2435 0.05326 115 95 12 8
1649 Aren't you glad we finally talked about the elephant in the living room? 1.2435 0.05180 115 94 14 7
1650 Are you all done with your grazing? 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1651 I thought that 60” was the vertical measurement. 1.2435 0.04205 115 88 26 1
1652 "Running neck and neck" gets old, Shirl, really old. 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1653 Hey, Babe, why the long face? .... Watching the conventions makin' you homesick for the zoo? 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1654 I asked again. They don't make them vertical. 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1655 Do you want to "Neckflix and chill"? 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
1656 I am tired of the media saying that the candidates are neck and neck. 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1657 I see you've been binge watching Neckflix again. 1.2435 0.04383 115 89 24 2
1658 ...and then he had the nerve to say, "TV is likely the cause of my neck problems." 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
1659 Yes, maybe we should hang it higher on the wall. 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
1660 I think what we needed was a long-screen. 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
1661 I still think we should have gone for the tall screen. 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1662 Shark Week, Schmark Week. Why don't they have a Giraffe Week? 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1663 I say we call now and order two of those bed pillows...my neck's been killing me. 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1664 He says he's going to build a wall that's taller than us! 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1665 Don't fall asleep on the couch again. Your neck will hurt 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1666 Actually, this is high definition. 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1667 "I thought we were going to get it Portrait mode". 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1668 Landscape vs. portrait really isn't a choice for us is it, Muriel? 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1669 So you still want me to mount the TV, honey? 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1670 No, you don't need a spot reduction like those girls on Animal Planet. 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
1671 I don't care if it's 4K! It cuts everyone's heads off! 1.2435 0.05180 115 94 14 7
1672 darling even if the box doesn't mention it, I am sure there is no rule against turning it the other way.. 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
1673 I vote wall mount. 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1674 I recall your last 3am infomercial got us these pajamas... 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1675 Mitchell, I thought the orthopedist told you to mount that thing higher. 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1676 Nature program making you homesick? 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
1677 Anything good on the baobab tube? 1.2435 0.05467 115 96 10 9
1678 I don't understand your addiction to midget mud wrestling. 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1679 It was a good speech, but she didn't say anything about giraffes. 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1680 Toys R Us is closing. 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1681 All right Edna, at the risk of sticking my neck out.... 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1682 Why don't they make a high-screen TV? 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1683 I don't need wide screen; I need tall screen. 1.2435 0.04205 115 88 26 1
1684 How did they get the TV through the door? 1.2435 0.05180 115 94 14 7
1685 Hey girl, Neckflix and chill? 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1686 Honey, you hav to stop watching these " wild humans" programs. 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1687 Mount it on the wall? Really, Carol? 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1688 Dang! we haven't spent a single weekend on the savannah since we got this #@^&%/!! Netflix account. 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1689 The curved screen is nice but I look forward to the tall one. 1.2435 0.05180 115 94 14 7
1690 Giraffic Park movie marathon? 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1691 You're right, we can't fit through the door to leave, but that raises the question of how we got in here in the first place. 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1692 Your day? How about "The weather is fine." 1000 times a day. 1.2435 0.05467 115 96 10 9
1693 I can't believe you sat there and watched uncle Harry get eaten by a lion on the Animal Channel! 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1694 I know the tiny house sounds great but I just really don't think it will work for us. 1.2435 0.04205 115 88 26 1
1695 All you ever want to do is sit around and neck. 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1696 I hate to disappoint you dear but, like that other charismatic megafauna, you're not qualified to be President. 1.2435 0.05180 115 94 14 7
1697 Try closing one eye. 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
1698 Adjusting the "vertical" still doesn't get them all in the screen 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1699 It's irony, darling. I can't explain it any better. 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1700 You know that's bad for your back. 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1701 Milly, how many times I have told you? No television until you've finished cleaning the gutters. 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1702 Frankly I think Discovery Channel has a distinct anti-herbivore bias 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
1703 I looked all over, dear. No one makes tall-screen TVs. 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1704 Don't tell me you're afraid of heights. 1.2435 0.05180 115 94 14 7
1705 Wild Kingdom is staged and rehearsed. 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1706 Yeah, but I still wish we weren't banned from the theater... 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1707 Edna, I wish you would stop watching those stupid miracle spot removal infomercials. I've told you 1000 times, I love you just the way you are. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1708 If you flip channels with your tongue you don't even have to get up. 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1709 You are wasting your life watching TV, you are so smart, head and shoulders above your class. 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
1710 You're staring off into confined space again. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1711 Sure they make wide-screen TVs, but why don't they make tall-screen TVs? 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1712 Do you think Mrs Goldman might tire of browsing acacia leaves in the punishing heat and want to swap back? 1.2368 0.05183 114 94 13 7
1713 Don't you think the screen should be rotated 90 degrees? 1.2368 0.04370 114 89 23 2
1714 If you scoot over we could neck. 1.2368 0.05183 114 94 13 7
1715 The way those wildlife shows portray us leaves me speechless. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
1716 Perhaps we should have mounted the TV on a tree. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1717 You've got to get a grip, Gladys... there's more to life than Animal Planet! 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1718 Just a reminder, hon. Sitting like that is easy on your knees but strains your neck. 1.2368 0.04370 114 89 23 2
1719 Really? Zootopia?? 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1720 Have you not noticed I removed all the ceilings 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1721 R.N.C.? I thought this was Animal Planet! 1.2368 0.05183 114 94 13 7
1722 I still think we should have wall-mounted it 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1723 Do they sell high screen TVs? 1.2368 0.04370 114 89 23 2
1724 Would you have imagined that one day we would watch "Nature" on television?" 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
1725 Call me old fashion, but I do miss the antenna. 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1726 When I asked the super for warning signs reading "duck," he laughed like a hyena. 1.2368 0.05183 114 94 13 7
1727 Ask the zoo for a raise, dear. We need a bigger couch. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
1728 I prefer tall screen. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1729 Why widescreen when a tall-screen is more appropriate? 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
1730 You're taking binge watching to new heights 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
1731 Don't worry honey, we can mount it on the wall. 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1732 At least we could see over the wall 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1733 "Animal Kingdom" again? 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
1734 We could sell this and get a tall screen. 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1735 The vertical hold is off again. 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1736 Netflix and neck? 1.2368 0.05183 114 94 13 7
1737 Why would you waste your time watching Elephant and Donkey Conventions? 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1738 Are you still watching the re-runs of Giraffic Park? 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1739 Where did the elephant go? 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1740 I told you we needed to mount it on the wall! 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
1741 You should have put it on the wall. Ten feet higher! 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1742 Why in Hell would they put it on the floor? 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1743 Is it just me or do you also find it strange that all these screens are installed horizontally? 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1744 I know . . . Tall screen would have been too much to ask. 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
1745 I don't like plastic sofa covers either, but what I like even less are spots on the upholstery. 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
1746 What brought you to this neck of the woods? 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
1747 Did you know humans have the same number of neck vertebrae that we do? 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
1748 I'm worried how easily you're assimilating to our new country. 1.2368 0.05331 114 95 11 8
1749 Well it so happens I'm nursing a bumped head, too. 1.2368 0.04370 114 89 23 2
1750 A cathedral ceiling only goes so far. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1751 I agree. There is nothing as relaxing as an evening of TV after a hot day on the Serengeti. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1752 "Attack of the Lions" again! Can we watch another horror movie? 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1753 Ringling Brothers is on the phone for you. Again. 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1754 I'm tired of just necking - Let's go to bed! 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1755 I know they're running neck and neck but it's dinner time. 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1756 I knew we should have gone with the 60-inch. 1.2368 0.05183 114 94 13 7
1757 Harold, you've been binging on Neckflix all day! 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
1758 I’m afraid Uber only takes service animals. 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1759 Turn off the TV, sweetie, and let's neck! 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1760 I won the new TV in a giraffel. 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1761 You're in denial. The Wall is going to be taller than us. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
1762 I told you we should have bought the L-Shaped couch. 1.2368 0.04189 114 88 25 1
1763 I've asked you so many times to keep your hooves off the couch. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1764 We live in Savannah, not the Savannah. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
1765 If the Discovery Channel makes you homesick, stop watching. 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
1766 We sure we're lucky to find a condo with 12 foot ceilings! 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
1767 Sweetie have you seen my polka dot pajamas? 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1768 We ordered a portrait TV and they sent us landscape! 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1769 Wall mount I said. No you said. 1.2368 0.04370 114 89 23 2
1770 Animal Channel ...again? 1.2368 0.05183 114 94 13 7
1771 For the last time Frank, America's Got Talent is not going to show you strip a wild apricot tree bare in 10 seconds flat. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1772 Why are there no TALL screens? 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1773 l may be sticking my neck out, but I think you need to look for a job. 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
1774 Ergonomically speaking, the top of the TV screen should be at eye level. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
1775 We didn't get out of the zoo just so you could watch Jerry Springer all day. 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1776 The Hippos are making such a mess by the pool 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1777 You know they'll never let you be on Jeopardy. 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1778 Can I have the couch? My neck hurts. 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1779 When I said to book savannah, I didn't mean Georgia. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1780 I wish you'd stop watching yourself in those safari videos 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1781 Did you buy an adjustable stand? 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1782 "Animal Planet" and chill? 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1783 I hate that the servicemen always install them so low. 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1784 We were once young and restless, weren't we, Geraldine? 1.2368 0.03999 114 87 27 0
1785 Don't you wish they made tall screen TVs ? 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1786 No necking tonight, I have a sore throat. 1.2368 0.05183 114 94 13 7
1787 Can't believe I stuck my neck out for you. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
1788 Can we please watch something besides the National Geographic Channel tonight? 1.2368 0.04370 114 89 23 2
1789 You know, all those feel-good speeches about sticking your neck out shouldn't apply to us 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
1790 i was thinking sushi 1.2368 0.05183 114 94 13 7
1791 I think she stretched the truth. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1792 If you move over, we could neck a little. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
1793 I keep telling you there is no giraffe news. 1.2368 0.05474 114 96 9 9
1794 Orange is the new Black? 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1795 Mounting the TV on the wall would have been better, no? 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
1796 Chill out, Linda. The only really terrible lions I know of are in Detroit. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1797 The spot remover doesn't work! 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
1798 I prefer viewing in portrait rather than landscape mode. 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
1799 They Told Me That The Couch Seated Two 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
1800 Must you continually binge watch Neckflix? 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1801 Do you seriously think they won't notice we watched a whole season on their account? 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1802 Perhaps an awkward question, but might you be interested in a little necking? 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
1803 It makes me sad, too. No actors on TV look like us. 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
1804 How about we watch a romantic movie and neck? 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
1805 I prefer the Portrait orientation rather than the Landscape one. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1806 It's a love story.....wanna neck? 1.2321 0.05379 112 94 10 8
1807 All you ever want to do is neck! 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
1808 Eat like a tree and leave. 1.2321 0.04390 112 88 22 2
1809 When you said you wanted a longneck, did you mean me and or a bottle of beer? 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
1810 Are you watching in HIGH definition? 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1811 It just seems like my life is filled with low ceilings, Sylvia. 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
1812 So tired of those reality shows on Animal Planet. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1813 I'm just not in the mood to neck. 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
1814 Even PBS Nature programs are never completely accurate. 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1815 Still binging on Human Planet? 1.2321 0.04390 112 88 22 2
1816 Why? Because you'll stunt your growth!!! 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
1817 I think the manager is on to us. He asked me if I've ever heard of Wild Kingdom. 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
1818 Going on safaris, son, is something people used to do in the old country. 1.2321 0.04390 112 88 22 2
1819 Move over and let's neck 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1820 Let's put on a romantic movie and neck. 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
1821 Use a pillow or you'll strain you neck. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1822 The zebras are getting more coverage this year. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1823 Actually, I'd rather just neck. 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
1824 Is this the one where they meet and run off into the Serengeti and live happily ever after? 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1825 Jack Hanna, again? 1.2321 0.04390 112 88 22 2
1826 Turn it off, dear. There's no way they can deport us all. 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
1827 Do you think we'll ever get a check from Animal Planet? 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1828 Don't worry, the technician is coming back to turn the screen like it should be. 1.2321 0.04390 112 88 22 2
1829 Let me know if you want that moved up a little higher. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1830 I agree. Giraffe Week would would enhance our brand. 1.2321 0.04203 112 87 24 1
1831 There’s no place to put the elephant in this room 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
1832 Hard day at work? Can I rub your neck? 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1833 I still think we should have mounted it on the wall! 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1834 Anything good on the 'People Planet' Channel? 1.2321 0.04390 112 88 22 2
1835 I miss the savanna, but I think I'd miss Animal Planet more. 1.2321 0.04390 112 88 22 2
1836 You're slouching 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1837 Sure beats our 'natural habitat' exhibit. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1838 I think that show's a bit of a stretch. 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1839 I did just what you said - but it's the last time I stick my neck out for you. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1840 More reruns of real housewives of central Africa? 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1841 So maybe living together first wasn't a good idea. 1.2321 0.05227 112 93 12 7
1842 Really, no necking tonight? 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1843 As an African American the Oscars offend me, but I can't miss the red carpet! 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
1844 I caught Junior watching the National Geographic channel, so I grounded him. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1845 My legs hurt...we need to buy an antenna. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1846 You really do miss Marlin Perkins. 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
1847 High ceilings means high rent. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1848 I'm seriously considering hibernating. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1849 I know we're huge, but I am with Her. 1.2301 0.05184 113 94 12 7
1850 Do you mind if I watch basketball for a while? 1.2301 0.05335 113 95 10 8
1851 No we don't need to order the Little Giant Ladder. 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
1852 You just gotta get your head out of the clouds and join the real world. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1853 Are you sure you wouldn't rather have a tall screen than a flat screen? 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
1854 Wanna Neck-flix and chill? 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
1855 I promise we'll get a tallscreen next week. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1856 That episode made me giraffe out loud! 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1857 Would changing the aspect ratio help - it'd be nice to see their heads. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
1858 'Naked and Afraid'? Again? 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1859 I still prefer our life in the reserve. 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
1860 Move over so we can neck. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1861 Bob is at the door again. This time he wants us to PAY for the damage to the trees. 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
1862 I know you're not handy, but you could lift a hoof now and then. 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
1863 Don't ask me. I've never used the remote in my life. 1.2273 0.05271 110 92 11 7
1864 Put it on the weather-up-there channel. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1865 I'm leaving you for a symbiotic relationship with a tickbird 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
1866 You up for some necking? 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
1867 If it's any consolation, I feel bad about my neck too. 1.2273 0.05579 110 94 7 9
1868 I warned you dear about New York "Airbnb" rentals. 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
1869 Let's just sit around and neck. 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
1870 I've got the aspect ratio at maximum vertical and it's still cutting everybody off mid-neck. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1871 If I have to watch one more Giraffian have her neck augmented, I'm going to run out this door without ducking! 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1872 We never go out dancing anymore... 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1873 Why did you put the TV on its side? 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
1874 You never take the long view. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
1875 For some reason they installed it on the side. 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
1876 I don't even know why you watch it. Every week he gives the rose to the one with the longest neck. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1877 Don't give me that look, Cheryl. You knew mounting it wasn't in the budget. 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
1878 Binge watching reruns of Wild Kingdom again? 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1879 I'm not the only one around here who can forage. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
1880 An exciting race at the Olympics. At the finish line they were neck and neck. 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
1881 Sorry I'm late, a lot of rubbernecking traffic. 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
1882 'He's no Elephant'. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1883 Try tilting your neck. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1884 In this case the elephants are bringing extinction upon themselves 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
1885 We are the silent majority. 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
1886 Enough TV. How about we just stretch out together? 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
1887 Yes, that's how they neck. 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
1888 I renewed our passports....just in case... 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
1889 "Yes - Oprah has a small neck - but you're you! 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
1890 Since you got fired by Toy's R Us all you do is lay around and binge watch Netflix all day. 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
1891 I dropped the remote! 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
1892 How about we mount it up on the wall? 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
1893 Maybe we should have sprung for the house with 60 foot ceilings. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
1894 That Taxidermist captured her perfectly. 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
1895 Tamed or not, you need to get out. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
1896 Try to keep things in perspective. 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
1897 The pizza was good but the mushrooms were strange. 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
1898 Sit and chill, I'll be outside eating a tree. 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
1899 This is not my idea of a "high-rise" apartment! 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
1900 Mother said no necking on the couch 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1901 It's o.k., but I liked our old tall-screen t.v. better. 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
1902 You've become a disappointment to both the kids and your mother , Geoffrey . 1.2273 0.05271 110 92 11 7
1903 Well if he's going to build a wall to keep us out, it better to be a pretty high wall. 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
1904 Ever watched Human Planet? It's a circus. 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
1905 I am really hoping they will be surprised to see us. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1906 You call this "a vacation"? 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1907 Lets turn off the tv and get neck-ed! 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1908 Watching 'Walking Tall' again? 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
1909 We need to figure a way to make that screen vertical! 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
1910 Do you want a bowl of acacia leaves, popcorn, or $1.00 slice pizza? 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1911 NatGeo again? Her neck probably isn't even real. 1.2273 0.05427 110 93 9 8
1912 How did you get that thing in here? 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
1913 I guess it's donkeys and elephants for the next three months. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1914 But giraffes are High Definition, by definition! 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
1915 Why are New Yorker cartoons always based on non sequitur illustrations? 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
1916 My folks won’t be home for an hour. Let’s neck. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1917 Son, there's more to life than Meerkat Manor. 1.2273 0.04217 110 86 23 1
1918 I told you we should have hung the TV over the fireplace 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
1919 In the mood for necking ? 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
1920 Well, it's not the Serengeti, but it'll do. 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
1921 It's not neck to neck; trust me, she'll beat him. 1.2252 0.05532 111 95 7 9
1922 Noah said he's building another ark. Turn off the tv. We've got to go. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1923 Don't be scared, he just plays a lion on TV 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
1924 You'll twist your neck sitting like that. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1925 Who says this isn't our natural habitat? 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1926 A first-class upgrade. . . good old Noah. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1927 We're moving back to Africa if that orangutan insults us next. 1.2252 0.05228 111 93 11 7
1928 What a relief not to be elephants or donkeys! 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
1929 Son, get off your ass and clean up your droppings in the kitchen. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1930 Would you like to neck-flex and chill? 1.2252 0.05228 111 93 11 7
1931 Watching the nature channel all day is just going to make you more depressed. 1.2252 0.05228 111 93 11 7
1932 I told you too much screen time will ruin your posture. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1933 If they score, please…no more holes in the ceiling. 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
1934 I see I missed the boat. 'Noah' was just on. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1935 Tell me again, are we more friendly with the elephants or the donkeys? 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1936 How about a little necking on the couch? 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1937 Turn it off and go eat your flora! 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1938 Honey do you think we will ever get past necking? 1.2202 0.05108 109 91 12 6
1939 Don't let your head droop, too close to the television dear. 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1940 They're neck and neck? Yeah, right. 1.2202 0.04393 109 87 20 2
1941 "We could go shopping the lions are away for the weekend.' 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1942 I wish the ceilings weren't so low. 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1943 Are you still watching that nature documentary about humans? They're such animals. 1.2202 0.05108 109 91 12 6
1944 Any tall tales on tonight? 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1945 I know his neck is long enough to win your vote, but he may send us back to Africa... 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1946 The elephants are really emabarassing themselves this time around. 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1947 It's not fair that only Ostriches are allowed to bury their heads in the sand 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1948 How quaint, the elephants are called Republicans, and donkeys are called Democrats. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1949 You've seen every episode of Breaking Bad. How long has it been since we did some serious necking? 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1950 This new wide angle TV does nothing for me. 1.2202 0.05108 109 91 12 6
1951 That door frame is ruining my neckline. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1952 Don’t you ever get sick of Human Planet? 1.2202 0.04195 109 86 22 1
1953 Oh, THAT kind of necking. 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1954 Yes dear, with that many martinis you might be seeing pink elephants... 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1955 I don't think there's a future for you in pornography – especially after watching us on Animal Planet. 1.2202 0.05108 109 91 12 6
1956 Has 'Tall Tails' started yet? 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1957 You know,this obsession with "Big Cat Diary" isn't helping your insomnia any. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1958 What do you mean, you want more premium channels? Why, when I was your age, all I got to watch were the endless miles of the Serengeti!! 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1959 I get the chills watching Dracula. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1960 Unfortunately, Animal Planet is not part of our cable package. 1.2202 0.04393 109 87 20 2
1961 The Travel Channel again? We've been to the Serengeti. 1.2202 0.03987 109 85 24 0
1962 Watching the chiropractor network? 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1963 Can we please watch something other than "Real Housewives of the Serenghetti"? 1.2202 0.05108 109 91 12 6
1964 Aren't you outraged that all TV screens are horizontally over- represented? 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1965 How many times have I told you not to put your hooves on the furniture. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1966 Isn't there anything on besides National Geographic? 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1967 Ohh, a 2 hour romance movie. Wanna neck? 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1968 You're rubbernecking again. 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1969 The jungle had HD. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1970 Those 'performance enhancers' give me a stiff neck! 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1971 Let's put on a rom-com and neck. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1972 Don't blame me when all the good leaves are gone... 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1973 I told you wall mounting would be more comfortable 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1974 Quit saying, "It takes a big man to admit he's wrong," about everything. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1975 You're going to get a crick in your neck from all your binge watching. 1.2202 0.05108 109 91 12 6
1976 If Trump gets elected, we should try to get on that ark in Kentucky. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1977 After watching the Elephants and now the Donkeys I really think we should get in the game. 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1978 It's OK honey, the next president has no jurisdiction over the animal kingdom. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1979 Not 'American Giraffiti' again. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1980 I can't believe those TV commercials for sore throat lozenges. 1.2202 0.05108 109 91 12 6
1981 Honey, aren't you tired of watching all those human shows? 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1982 What do you need the remote control for anyway? 1.2202 0.04393 109 87 20 2
1983 The next time we commit to a furries fantasy weekend, let me pick our costumes. 1.2202 0.05108 109 91 12 6
1984 Can't you just switch it to portrait mode? 1.2202 0.05108 109 91 12 6
1985 I agree that it resembles a baby giraffe dear, but it is in fact the Republican nomination for President 1.2202 0.05272 109 92 10 7
1986 I don't care if you can clean your room without getting up from the couch. It's the principle of the thing. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1987 I still say the screen should be at eye level. 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1988 All right. I'll rub your Hooves. But no Necking. 1.2202 0.04195 109 86 22 1
1989 'Animal Planet' always makes you homesick. 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1990 I thought we decided that vertical worked better than wide screen. 1.2202 0.04393 109 87 20 2
1991 what good is a love seat for one 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1992 I prefer the format where everyone is tall and skinny. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1993 Didn't I tell you not to watch Lion Week 1.2202 0.04393 109 87 20 2
1994 I'll never know why you find those human wildlife specials from the conventions so fascinating. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1995 You know, Dorothy, ever since we left the savanna, you've been getting complacent. 1.2202 0.05108 109 91 12 6
1996 Don't you wish they'd transmit in portrait? 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1997 Wanna neck on the couch? 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1998 Not a bad idea, this vacation exchange. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1999 Just lie on your side and quit complaining! 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
2000 I'm gonna go grab a couple of long necks, want anything? 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
2001 Slide over, two glasses of wine, some cuddling, and lots of necking? 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
2002 I still say you're too tall for Project Runway. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
2003 If you're just going to sit around binge watching The Walking Dead, we may as well go back to the zoo. 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
2004 The head room is a plus. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
2005 Can't you wall mount the TV? 1.2202 0.04393 109 87 20 2
2006 How did we ever survive without air conditioning and TV? 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
2007 Are you binge watching Tarzan movies again? 1.2202 0.04393 109 87 20 2
2008 They call THAT high-definition? 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
2009 This ballgame is neck and neck. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
2010 Care for a longneck? 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
2011 And the best thing! If we lose the remote, no problem. 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
2012 It was always my dream to play center for the Knicks 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
2013 Ok - I'll join you but no necking 1.2182 0.05227 110 93 10 7
2014 ...and you didn't believe me when I said there'd be better reception here than out in the savanna! 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
2015 I think it's more than a little sick that you're watching The Hunt. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
2016 How the hell do you get out of here anyway? 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
2017 You know, it occurred to me that it would be a lot easier for us both to see the TV if it were down flat on the table. 1.2182 0.05227 110 93 10 7
2018 Sorry Love, Animal Planet isn't in our bundle. 1.2182 0.03956 110 86 24 0
2019 Really? 'Wild Kingdom' reruns again tonight? 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
2020 It's so much better since you fixed the vertical hold. 1.2182 0.04161 110 87 22 1
2021 Rotate your screen 90 degrees for the optimal viewing experience. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
2022 I don't get how they chose the donkey over us. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2023 I bet you're sitting on the remote again! 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2024 Who had the bright idea to have TVs horizontal? 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2025 How about a bit of necking? 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2026 Political conventions are a different wild kingdom altogether. 1.2150 0.03990 107 84 23 0
2027 Yeah, but we don't complain when they invade our habitat !! 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2028 It's a black tie affair, I'd wear the 96 inch. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2029 I'm sure glad we're not elephants or donkeys 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2030 The bidet is broken. 1.2150 0.05316 107 91 9 7
2031 What is with you and landscape videos? 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
2032 That's as high as it can go. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2033 The game is neck to neck. 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2034 Really..I can't believe you're still watching the real house giraffes of the Serengeti?! 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2035 Is Zoolander on yet? 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2036 "I wish they'd make these TVs vertical". 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2037 They don't have tall screen TV, only wide. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2038 I liked our zoo better. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2039 Maybe the elephants will go home and we'll finally have our moment. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2040 Are you watching Human Planet again? 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2041 At least Trump is willing to stick his neck out. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2042 Did you DVR "The Real Housewives of the Savannah"? 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2043 But "Real Housewives of Sub-Saharan Africa" don't spend all day on the couch. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2044 If you fall asleep out here, you'll wake up with a sore you-know-what. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2045 I knew we should've bought the TV stand! 1.2150 0.04205 107 85 21 1
2046 "Airbnb needs to be more descriptive". 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2047 All this NBA talk has gone straight to your head. 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2048 Oh no, not the nature channel again! 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2049 Yes, he's giving them a rose. But not so they can eat it. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2050 Never in my wildest dreams. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2051 Animal Planet makes my spots feel bad ass. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2052 Just because we can't fit through our apartment door is no reason to give up and spend the rest of your life on this couch. 1.2150 0.05316 107 91 9 7
2053 They don't make tall screens. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2054 I get it why the elephant in the first convention, but don't understand why the donkey in this one. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2055 Didn't I ask you to get a portrait template not a landscape! 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2056 "Is that cousin Gerry on TV with Jack Hanna? 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2057 I think the aspect ratio is off. 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2058 Ah, the new episode of "So You Think You Can Reach" 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2059 I think the show you are watching is way over even your head. 1.2150 0.04205 107 85 21 1
2060 Discovery, Again? 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2061 Really? The necked channel again? 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2062 Elephants! donkeys! Enough with identity politics! 1.2150 0.04205 107 85 21 1
2063 Looks like the race for the White House is going to be neck and neck 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2064 Now that I think of it, your father had a long neck also. 1.2150 0.05148 107 90 11 6
2065 Satisfied? I told you that couch would be too small for necking. 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2066 I think it's high time we bu a wall-mounted screen. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2067 I hate to be constricted by this horizontal format. 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2068 I'm just saying, you can watch too many Attenburough documentaries... 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2069 Oy, Real Giraffes from the Serengeti? 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2070 You have your aspect ratio, I have mine. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2071 I can't stand watching the news anymore, it's a jungle out there. 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
2072 The term touch screen means TOUCH not lean over and lick! Use the REMOTE! 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2073 Frankly, I found the open savanna to be dull and boring. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2074 Honey, wanna neck? 1.2150 0.05148 107 90 11 6
2075 You're a maculate housekeeper. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2076 You want a beer, I'll get you a beer. Stubby or longneck? 1.2150 0.04205 107 85 21 1
2077 How about something romantic and a whole lot of necking on the couch? 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
2078 You said you wouldn't watch Planet Earth without me. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2079 May I sit neck to you? 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2080 How many times have I told you to hold your phone vertically when you shoot videos of me? 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2081 Is that my orange-spotted turtle-neck sweater you're wearing? 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
2082 How about I mount it on the ceiling? 1.2150 0.04205 107 85 21 1
2083 A little to the left...STOP...good. Now don't move till the show's over. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2084 He's too short for you 1.2150 0.04205 107 85 21 1
2085 I can't believe that reporter is putting her neck out to interview an extremist-hyena. 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
2086 So what do you think of that ark deal???? 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
2087 Can I bring you a long neck? 1.2150 0.05148 107 90 11 6
2088 These post war ceilings are still too low. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2089 We HAVE to watch! When the Republicans blame it on their donkey and the Democrats blame it on their elephant, we've got to be ready! 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2090 Maybe profile would work better than landscape? 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2091 We don't talk anymore, Harold. 1.2150 0.05148 107 90 11 6
2092 I'm done with this convention zoo 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2093 This binge watching is cutting into our necking time! 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2094 We didn't come on this safari so you could watch Necksflix 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2095 Room’s too small, no tree leaves from Room Service, can’t access the bathroom- was seeing Lion King worth it? 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2096 All I could find was horizontal format. There's no sensitivity to diversity in the population. 1.2150 0.05148 107 90 11 6
2097 I always picture you reaching higher than this. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
2098 I hate to disappoint you, but it's actually pronounced 'Jurassic World.' 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
2099 I think it's time you faced your addiction to The Real Housewives of the Savanna. 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
2100 They dropped the National Geographic Channel. 1.2130 0.04931 108 90 13 5
2101 How about instead of a wide screen television they made a high screen television! 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
2102 Marlin Perkins reruns? 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2103 High-def my eye. It's way too low. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2104 How about I sit next to you and we do some serious necking? 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2105 Binge-watching "Animal Kingdom"? 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2106 Honey, if you shut the TV and come to bed now, I'll give you that neck massage you've been wanting. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
2107 It looks like the candidates are running neck and neck. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2108 Did you know they have the same number of vertebrae as we do? 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2109 Beats the stifling savannah heat and that survival of the fittest run around. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2110 I'm gonna get a beer. Want another long neck? 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2111 Did you order Ethiopian take-out? 1.2075 0.05314 106 91 8 7
2112 Really gives you something to ruminate about. 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
2113 I'm a little concerned about the level of violence on the Nature Channel!! 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2114 I've told you before, you're going to get a stiff neck if you sit that close. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2115 Scootch 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2116 Really? "Naked and Afraid?" 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
2117 You have to use the vertical control button. 1.2075 0.05143 106 90 10 6
2118 They canceled Animal Planet. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
2119 Height alone won’t win you America’s Next Top Model. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
2120 Mutual of Omaha again? 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
2121 It's a beautiful day out there. Why don't you and your brother go outside and play predator and prey? 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
2122 Screw ISIS, the real villains are those guys on Animal Planet 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
2123 How come everyone looks so small? 1.2075 0.05143 106 90 10 6
2124 I don't think you're a couch potato unless you turn the thing on. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2125 what were they thinking when they mounted this horizontally? 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2126 You're sitting on the remote. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
2127 When I watch the National Geographic Channel, I just get reminiscent. 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
2128 The Tree Channel will get you in the mood. 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
2129 Your Uber is here. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2130 Are we better off than we were four years ago? 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
2131 "Let's get necked.' 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2132 Camel backs are so dated honey, it's time for a sectional 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2133 Tree foliage special on? 1.2075 0.05143 106 90 10 6
2134 Yes, Bob, you were spots-on again 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2135 The heads are all cut off because they don't make vertical TV sets, only horizontal ones. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2136 I've had it up to here with you hogging the good couch. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2137 Barbra you are slim! The screen is just not designed to flatter OUR body type. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2138 Have you seen the remote? 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2139 Either Attenborough goes, or I go ! 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2140 I don't know about you, but I miss those crazy lions 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2141 Live! From Great Neck, New York! It's Saturday Neck Live! 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
2142 Let's neck. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2143 Have you seen the remote? Losing it is a pain in the neck. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2144 Well, it beats me Daphne, how they have the cheek to call that thing High Definition . 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
2145 The political conventions are getting hard to swallow. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2146 DO WE HAVE A GALLON OF THROAT LOZENGES? 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
2147 So where's the elephant in the room? 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2148 If you sit like that you'll get neck cramps. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2149 These modern zoos ROCK. 1.2075 0.05143 106 90 10 6
2150 I still say you need to turn the screen sideways for specials about us. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
2151 Americans want truth in politics? That's a tall tale or tall order. Either way, it's a stretch. 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
2152 Animal Planet reruns? Again? 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2153 Is it the meeting of the donkeys or the elephants this week? 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2154 I think we need to turn the TV the other way. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2155 :I like watching tall tales, don't you?" 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2156 So this is how the other side lives. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2157 We should get a taller screen. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2158 Animal Planet is so idealistic. 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2159 Let's watch 'Up'. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
2160 Will you stop watching Animal Planet and help me change the light bulb? 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2161 Unfortunately, they don't come with vertical adjustment knobs anymore. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2162 Hey, last Monday's dinner tastes wonderful! 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2163 Yes, even though you're not a donkey or an elephant, a third-party candidate could supercharge your modelling career. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2164 I'd like to watch the Bears Bengals game instead of your family on Animal Planet 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2165 Another "Mr. Ed" rerun? 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2166 Torrential downpour in the forecast. Hurry up and pack so we don't get left behind. You know how impatient Noah can be sometimes. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2167 When you suggested we live with your parents you did NOT mention that they weren't giraffes. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2168 Be a couch potato, if that's what you want. I'm going to the zoo. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2169 Why don't we form a third party. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2170 If we mounted it on the wall, we wouldn't have to stare down at the screen. 1.2019 0.05182 104 89 9 6
2171 If you can't raise the screen, can you turn it vertically? 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2172 That was Larry on the phone. A few of the guys are meeting up at the watering hole to watch the game - any interest? 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
2173 The elephant and the donkey are outside fighting again. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2174 A little netflix and chill? 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
2175 Honey, you've got the screen sideways. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2176 Damn politicians, they are all a bunch of carnivores. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2177 The donkeys are boring, and the elephants are dangerous. What's not to like about us? Gary Johnson, we're available. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2178 Aren't you tired of watching Animal Planet yet? 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2179 Ew! Doesn't it hurt to watch TV siting like that? 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2180 "Shortest Loser" on yet? 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2181 Yes, I knew cable had a channel just for giraffes and - you know what? - it's still all crap! 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2182 I am sick of all the donkey and elephant shows 1.2019 0.05182 104 89 9 6
2183 Look, Dana, I know you're having trouble with the move, but for the last time, there is no elephant in the room to talk about. 1.2019 0.05182 104 89 9 6
2184 Shall I go and get a longneck? 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2185 I guess addressing the elephant in the room is an understatement. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
2186 I want more than Netflix and necking Lois, I wanna be wild. 1.2019 0.05530 104 91 5 8
2187 Get your hooves off the couch. Do you want them to think they had giraffes lounging around while they were out? 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2188 I didn't mind when the zebras moved into our neighborhood. But what's going to happen to our property values now that the lions have moved in? 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2189 Is it just me or are the ceilings getting lower? 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2190 Can I get you something? How 'bout a longneck? 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2191 Don't worry, one day we'll be right up there with the Lions, Bears, and Broncos. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2192 We could have gone to Rio, dear. Giraffes don't get zika . . . 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2193 The store ran out of extra-tall wall mounts. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2194 I say, Gerald, have you noticed NatGeo shows us always loping and not sauntering as we normally do? 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2195 I'm so glad they chose donkeys and elephants. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2196 Hey babe, wanna neck? 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
2197 What would be so wrong with a 9 x 16 aspect ratio? 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
2198 Since we moved to the city, I can't even remember what it means to be reticulated anymore. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2199 How about we hang it on the wall? 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2200 Can't we just neck tonight? 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2201 Roger Goodell's a real dick 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
2202 For heaven's sake don't stick your neck out for that candidate. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2203 No, Emmet, you've got it sideways. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2204 Sorry, I'm late for dinner, dear, I got caught in a big giraffic jam on the savanna. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2205 See! This is why your father and I told you a gap year was a VERY bad idea! 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2206 Of course it bothers me, but as Ralph Nader proved over and over again, this country simply isn't ready for a candidate who looks like us. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2207 Are you kidding me? They chose an elephant and a donkey over us? 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2208 Dear, the circus is moving from Cleveland to Philadelphia this week. 1.2019 0.05182 104 89 9 6
2209 Obviously we'll start with some necking, but where is 2nd base? 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
2210 When I said let's go watch the stream tonight, I was thinking something different. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2211 I really do not think they are stretching the truth! 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2212 Honey, my first day of work was a pain in the neck 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2213 I told you we should have gotten the auto-rotate feature. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2214 I fail to see the connection between hogging the sofa and couples' therapy. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2215 This election is a real zoo, isn't it, honey? 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2216 Turn off the TV and let's neck! 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2217 It will always be a donkey and elephant show. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2218 With Trump you're sticking your neck out. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2219 I'm sticking my neck out here, but I think we are too highbrowed to watch this inane TV show. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2220 You know Ellie, this TV is becoming a real pain in the neck. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2221 The elephants and donkeys hired better PR firms. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2222 Stop being a pain in the neck and let me sit down. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2223 Let's turn the t.v. off and neck! 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2224 Your definition of necking is different than mine. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2225 Not another necklace ! 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2226 They totally don't get the ratio. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2227 Let's order in. That door's giving me fits. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2228 You didn't ask about the ceilings? 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2229 It's neck to neck with only seconds left.. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2230 Some elephants stand for forty years. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2231 Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom re-runs? 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
2232 How about Casablanca and alotta neckin? 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2233 Don't worry Donald Trump Jr. only hunts Big Cats 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
2234 Watching anything or just browsing? 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
2235 I told you that we should have bought a sectional couch instead 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2236 I get home from a hot grueling day at work on the Serengeti, my supper's not ready, and I find you binge watching 'Animal Planet'. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2237 I've heard he wears stilts to appear taller. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2238 Congratulations. You are the first couch potato giraffe 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2239 That's a tall order 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2240 Don't you think we're underrepresented in the industry? 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2241 For the last time, can I please hang this over the mantle? 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2242 How did you get in the door? 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2243 Honey, are you watching that trashy Animal Planet show again? 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2244 I’d like to see her try to break through a pre-war plaster ceiling. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
2245 It may be tacky, but we have to mount it over the fireplace 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
2246 I promise not to change the channel, so cough up the remote. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
2247 Are you watching that Animal Planet video of the giraffe killing the lion again? 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2248 We never cuddle anymore. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2249 All elephants and donkeys again I see! 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
2250 So glad we found this place with high ceilings. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2251 If I wanted to marry a sloth, the zoo had ones next door. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2252 We've gotta mount this over the mantel! 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2253 Have you even munched today? 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2254 Would a Serengeti Sofa make you feel less homesick? 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2255 You're watching American Giraffiti! 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
2256 Next sublet we get a longer couch. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2257 It wasn't even close - he lost by a neck! 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2258 No more long Neckflix binges for you. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2259 Oh…when you said “To Catch a Predator” I was thinking lions. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2260 I say we get rid of that thing and go back to necking on the couch? 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
2261 Derrick Rose has a bum knee, too, but you don't see him moping around watching Dancing With The Stars. 1.2000 0.04815 115 98 11 6
2262 Any room for me? Love to do some necking! 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2263 I don't mean to breathe down your neck 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2264 Maybe it's stiff because you slept wrong! 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2265 Watching Wild Kingdom again Ethel? Aren't you tired of seeing Trump? 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2266 Damn, I hate these wide screen TVs 1.1964 0.04718 112 95 12 5
2267 No, I will not admit that the giraffe on that safari ad has longer legs than you 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2268 So it's settled. You get to wear the lampshade tonight. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2269 Who is that orangutan and what is he doing to the elephants?! 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2270 Turning it horizontal doesn't help. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2271 All I can find on TV are Donkeys and Elephants! 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2272 Phooey with the news. Why don't we just sit here and neck. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2273 It's our favorite horror film, Neckrophilia. 1.1942 0.04986 103 88 10 5
2274 These boutique zoos are a bit of a stretch. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2275 I ate the last bagel. 1.1942 0.04986 103 88 10 5
2276 By giraffe standards, Michael Bloomberg really is very short. 1.1942 0.04986 103 88 10 5
2277 We could be doing all those ads if that insurance company was called GRAFCO. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2278 Next time we stage a takeover, let's find a species with more comfortable housing. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2279 I told you to get the vertical screen, not the horizontal one. But did you listen? So now you have to choose what we watch: heads or tails. 1.1942 0.03917 103 83 20 0
2280 Now, are you happy I got the package deal that included the Giraffe Channel. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2281 Mostly I'm just wondering how we fit through that door. 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2282 I know—how can we cut the cord now that they added The Giraffe Channel? 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2283 You know, if you just mount it on the wall it will reduce your neck-strain. 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2284 We talked about this, Harold - no shoes on the couch. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2285 So much for appealing to our demographic! 1.1942 0.05173 103 89 8 6
2286 We could teach them a thing or two about basketball... 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2287 Don't worry about the lost remote. Millions of years of evolution have enabled you to change channels with your tongue. 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2288 I still don't get why it's an insult to call a candidate orange. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2289 Honey, will you please come home. I'm sorry I called you a cow. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2290 That twit Attenborough hasn't a clue about true camouflage. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2291 I think the zebra costumes are a better fit. 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2292 I think we need to rotate the screen vertically. 1.1942 0.05173 103 89 8 6
2293 Binge watching Animal Planet does not reinforce our reputation as a smart species. 1.1942 0.04986 103 88 10 5
2294 PG-13 refers to age not height. 1.1942 0.03917 103 83 20 0
2295 Let's watch it together and neck a little, too. 1.1942 0.04986 103 88 10 5
2296 Honey, I told you it wasn’t about zebras the last time you rented Stripes. 1.1942 0.03917 103 83 20 0
2297 She finally shattered that glass ceiling. 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2298 No, no, this is all wrong, I ordered a 'Chaise Extra-Longue' and a 'Tall Screen' TV! 1.1942 0.05173 103 89 8 6
2299 DO we really have to watch the Giraffedashians again? 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2300 Need the remote? 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2301 A third party candidate? You are being ridiculous. The elephant may be taller than the donkey but it can still be the biggest ass. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2302 If I hear that Mr. Ed theme song one more time, I'm gonna bail. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2303 My neck is killing me 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2304 Cheer up Gerald, at least we're not elephants. 1.1942 0.04986 103 88 10 5
2305 I haven't really enjoyed TV since those darned wide screens came in. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2306 Those TV nature programs get us all wrong 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2307 I've got the next five hours free. Do you want that neck massage, now? 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2308 It's not you. It's just that we've outgrown each other. 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2309 Bye sweetie and don't forget to gargle. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2310 For my birthday, I would love to have something very expensive: A wool turtle neck sweater..! 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2311 Ain't gonna lie to you, Beanie. It's a freakin jungle out there. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2312 "It's my favorite soap opera: As My Neck Turns". 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2313 Err...Miss Jones, I'm about to stick my neck out. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2314 I'm ordering food from 'Outback.' Want anything? 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2315 Watch the convention if you'd like, but they won't really change their stripes. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2316 What's so special about Naked and Afraid? 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2317 Should we stick our necks out for Hillary? 1.1942 0.04986 103 88 10 5
2318 Is the race still neck and neck? 1.1942 0.04986 103 88 10 5
2319 Why are you watching Lion King again? 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2320 It's so depressing! No matter what channel I put on I hear about new walls and fences! We may as well be back at the zoo! 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2321 Well, we could neck. 1.1942 0.03917 103 83 20 0
2322 Convergent evolution is still a bit of a stretch. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2323 So, honey, are you still jealous the elephants got the job? 1.1942 0.04986 103 88 10 5
2324 You do know the virtual migration is just around the corner, don't you? 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2325 Wow, 70" isn't really that big. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2326 Did you install ceiling fans in my man cave? 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2327 I don’t feel comfortable with anything wider than it is tall. 1.1942 0.03917 103 83 20 0
2328 We need larger doors. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2329 Another infomercial on neck reduction surgery? 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2330 Before we got HBO, the couch was used for necking 1.1942 0.04986 103 88 10 5
2331 These human reality shows just bring back bad memories of the zoo. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2332 Animal Planet's OK, but I've blocked Big Cat Diary. 1.1942 0.04986 103 88 10 5
2333 When it's over, then can we neck? 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2334 I told you we needed a 17 footer 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2335 How many times can you watch these Animal Planet reruns? 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2336 Why don't you go outside and play with the Park Ranger? 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2337 I get it now - a taste of my own medicine. This will take me some time to swallow. 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2338 Don't you think it's rather low for high definition? 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2339 The neighbors are growing suspicious. We may need to raise the roof. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2340 Is this the nature channel or the food channel? 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2341 Trump tower says no unless we're stuffed. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2342 You're sitting on the remote again! 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2343 I wish these donkeys and elephants could see things from our view. 1.1942 0.04986 103 88 10 5
2344 I think the TV is too low. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2345 I am not watching another 'Nature' 1.1942 0.04986 103 88 10 5
2346 Ooh, is that a new Neil Giraffe Tyson series? 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2347 Whadda you say,we turn off the TV then neck up a storm ? 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2348 Nat Geo again, Lucy? Don't you know reality TV isn't real? 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2349 I have to chose between seeing the feet or seeing the head. 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2350 What does that gorilla have that I don't? 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2351 You're being too domesticated! I'm missing our wild life. 1.1942 0.04986 103 88 10 5
2352 Have you tried the floor? 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2353 You STILL can't see the lions sneaking up on Uncle Roy? 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2354 What elephant? 1.1942 0.05173 103 89 8 6
2355 Aren't you glad we're out of Madagascar? 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2356 Don't boo, vote! 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2357 You know, we had to pull our necks in to get this place, but it's worth it. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2358 You do know that I would stick my neck out for you. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2359 "When does "Necking With the Stars" come on? 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2360 I still thing it's silly for a hooved animal to own a remote control. 1.1942 0.05173 103 89 8 6
2361 Why not raise the television? 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2362 A cup of hot coffee is already cold by the time it reaches my stomach. That's interesting. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2363 I'm always sticking my neck out while you relax 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2364 Every day it gets more difficult" to hold my head up." 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2365 Looks like those "elephants" are bent on extinction. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2366 Yes, Jon Stewart's new beard is oddly hypnotic. But I still think you should come graze with me. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2367 When the Lion eats the cameraman they won't seem so" Born Free Beautiful". 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2368 Is that the original Walking Tall, or the sequel? 1.1942 0.04986 103 88 10 5
2369 Ted, get giraffe off the couch and help with the chores. 1.1942 0.04986 103 88 10 5
2370 So for THIS you sit down? 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2371 You're quite the ruminant. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2372 That Rosie next door, she's such a pain in the neck! 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2373 Binge watching Nature on PBS again? 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2374 Hey, feel like necking tonight? 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2375 You still watching the debates? Neither of them is addressing our issues. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2376 This is precisely why I said we shouldn't swap our timeshare with the Baboons. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2377 Humans... They think they are smarter than us. But if they were, they would be taller than us by now 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2378 You should run Hillary, but the glass ceiling would be a lot higher for you. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2379 It's been a long time since we've necked. 1.1942 0.05173 103 89 8 6
2380 Don't strain your neck to get up. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2381 What do you mean, you swallowed the control? 1.1942 0.04986 103 88 10 5
2382 Write down that number for a neck massage." 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2383 Wanna get low and neck? 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2384 You'll never see eye to eye with the donkeys or the elephants. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2385 If you were to get a job, young lady, a trip to the Serengeti could be yours in a year or two. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2386 Really? Is there anything more worth knowing about the Real Herdcows of the Serengeti? 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
2387 No,"High" Definition does not apply to us giraffes. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2388 Stop watching 'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills'! You're not getting you're neck fixed! 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2389 You know, life on the plain isn't really narrated by David Attenborough. 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2390 Are necks are long because remotes hadn't been invented back when someone first said, "Which one of you can reach the channel from the sofa?" 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2391 Neither one has much of a neck. 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
2392 Of course I think you are as pretty as Kim Kardashian. 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2393 Sure I'd like to neck, but there isn't enough room on the sofa. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2394 Do you want grass or leaves for dinner? 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2395 You left the door wide open and it's chilly in here. And now I'm feeling a giraffe . . . . . get it? 1.1923 0.05127 104 90 8 6
2396 Now that Hillary broke the female barrier, I think a giraffe for president is not out of the question. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2397 I TOLD you we should've asked more questions about this place instead of assuming that Congo autocorrected to condo. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2398 Oh, sweetie, you know I've always been a neck man. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2399 If they repeatedly refuse to include us in their party platform, they ain't gonna get the giraffe vote. 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2400 Don't you wish sometimes if you could reach out inside this screen and bite his ugly orange head off ? 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2401 I know it's Human Week on the Discovery Channel, but we're late for the Lions' party. 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
2402 Darling, turn off the T.V., and let's neck. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2403 The TV shows today are too bland. Nobody wants to stick their necks out anymore. 1.1923 0.05127 104 90 8 6
2404 Hey, sailor, want to neck? 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2405 Look Marge, I think I'm gonna go down to the waterin' hole and slap necks with the guys. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2406 I really think that we need a wall mount! 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2407 I told you they should have hung the TV higher 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2408 I may be sticking my neck out here, but did you at least vacuum today? 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
2409 The silent treatment, again?! 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2410 Duh?! Donkeys and Elephants will never represent us! 1.1923 0.05127 104 90 8 6
2411 I told you not to skimp on the mount. 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2412 I told you the Tea Party wasn't what you thought it was. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2413 The wide screen just doesn't work for me. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2414 I remember at your age for fun we'd get chased by a remote lion -not lying in a chaise with a remote... 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2415 I don't care if it's the nature channel. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2416 Would you get me a long neck Miller beer while you're up ? 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2417 No, I won't wrap them in aluminum foil. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2418 They need to hang it at the top of the wall. 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
2419 Elephants, donkeys, why not a giraffe? 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2420 I'm thinking a Long Island Iced Tea, how about you? 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2421 I miss 'Tarzan.' 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2422 A little necking before we go into the other room? 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2423 Seriously? Again with the tall screen vs wide screen? 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
2424 I still think one of the parties should be a giraffe. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2425 David Attenborough, AGAIN ?!? 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2426 I really stuck my neck out for you. 1.1905 0.04081 105 86 18 1
2427 How many times must I tell you not to put your feet on the couch? 1.1881 0.05017 101 87 9 5
2428 Have you seen 'To Catch A Predator'? 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2429 Will we ever agree on what is eye-level? 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2430 Hey, he won the nomination. Not everyone looks down on him. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2431 We're not sticking our necks in it. 1.1881 0.05211 101 88 7 6
2432 I don't think we should make-out tonight, I have a sore throat. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2433 Now dear, didn't the chropractor suggest not twisting your legs when watching? 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2434 Can you rub my neck? It's stiff. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2435 Trump makes the African safari seem tame. 1.1881 0.05017 101 87 9 5
2436 First, it's $150,000 for a Harvard Law Degree, then $250,000 for a PhD in biophysics at Princeton. And, now, your goal in life is to be a minor league baseball team mascot???!!! 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2437 I hear you made center on the basketball team. 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
2438 Instead of necking all you want to do is watch TV. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2439 I THINK I'D LIKE TO NECK. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2440 Are you watching the "Human Channel" again? You know we discussed this. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2441 Any chance you'll look for a job today? 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2442 I know you think I'm sticking my neck out...... 1.1881 0.05211 101 88 7 6
2443 There's just so little for giraffes anymore. 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
2444 The zoo we came from is looking better all the time. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2445 I thought you had your fill of "neck and neck races." 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
2446 Discovery Channel *again*? 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2447 The Chew? 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2448 I will meet you in 10 minutes at the watering hole downstairs. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2449 Stop watching The Lion King and audition for it already! 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2450 Darn if I know how to adjust the volume. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2451 Let's stay home this year and visit our friends in Great Neck. 1.1881 0.05017 101 87 9 5
2452 I’ve requested an ergonomic review. 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
2453 It's just as we feared, the media is making us the bad guys in this whole Zoo Escape thing. 1.1881 0.05017 101 87 9 5
2454 Hang it up, even QVC has no turtlenecks in your size. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2455 I feel bad about your neck 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2456 HD cable, high ceilings and someone to neck with. Yep.....life's pretty sweet. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2457 I still prefer the leopard skin sofa. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2458 Are you still binge-watching Animal Print Is the New Black? 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2459 Screw you Earl. What does that gorilla have that I don't? 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2460 You really need to get out and stretch your legs 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2461 Get your own beer. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2462 The picture is spotty. 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
2463 The camera does add 100 pounds. 1.1881 0.03908 101 82 19 0
2464 I had a few twigs for lunch and fixed the signal problem. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2465 It was the New Yorker. They wanted to know if we were voting for the elephant or the donkey. I replied, "Option number three," and hung up. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2466 I don't understand how people voted for such an animal. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2467 How many times have I told you that we need a taller entertainment center! 1.1881 0.03908 101 82 19 0
2468 Noah thinks we're addicted to Neckflix. Are we? 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2469 Its something about cheering elephants and donkeys 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2470 First an elephant and then a donkey; wonder when it will be a giraffe's turn? 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2471 Stop your dreaming at the burger commercials; we're vegans, and we'll always be vegans. 1.1881 0.05211 101 88 7 6
2472 Animal Kingdom is not what I thought it would be. Ellen Barkin is scary! 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2473 Perhaps a model with a vertical orientation would work better for us. 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
2474 Really, Mae? Fox News? They 're such a pain in the neck! 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2475 Your choice is either the elephant or donkey channel. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2476 Wanna neck, sexy? 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2477 Not "Animal Planet" again! 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2478 How many times have I told you not to put your feet on the sofa! 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2479 Remember how we used to neck at the drive in movie theater? 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
2480 Did you hear "Side effects can include Stiff Necks" 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2481 I'm going to stick my neck out and call you a couch potato. 1.1881 0.05211 101 88 7 6
2482 It looks like you're ready to neck. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2483 Like I've been trying to tell you Esther, you can keep looking at it from whatever angle you want; the candidates are FOR change, they're just not about to. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2484 Want to do some necking while watching TV ? 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2485 What's the score? 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2486 Want it higher? 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
2487 Have I ever told you how elegant you look sitting down? 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2488 They asked me if we wanted to start a third party. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2489 Why is it only my horns get reception? 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2490 You look a lot more comfortable now that the elephant's left. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2491 I'm glad the Hyenas had to cancel dinner. Let's watch that Nature episode where one gets mauled by a lion. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2492 Honey did you know that Hillary has been sending private emails to the Bronx Zoo?" 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2493 It would be nice if the screen was up higher! 1.1881 0.05211 101 88 7 6
2494 It no longer seems like a zoo in here now that the elephant has left. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2495 Why do you keep watching elephants and donkeys? 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2496 I said wall-mount, not Walmart. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2497 "Human Planet again? They may was well rename it to 'All Hillary and Donald All the Time'". 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2498 Bingewatching "Animal Planet" again? 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2499 Mom, where is this glass ceiling I keep hearing about? 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2500 We should really consider running as a third party option. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2501 This is the last time I'll overlook your behavior. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2502 The vertically challenged win again. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2503 Oh, darling, no we're not the first or only LGBT couple in this building! 1.1881 0.05017 101 87 9 5
2504 The aspect ratio is way off. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2505 You never want to graze the bush anymore. 1.1881 0.05017 101 87 9 5
2506 Let me guess - Trump and Clinton are neck and neck in the polls! 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2507 You are so giraffeing lazy. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2508 I told you to mount it 6 feet higher. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2509 Why weren't we chosen as political party mascots? Don't people realize tall is sexy? 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2510 We should have got the one with the height adjustment 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2511 I am here to get giraffe off the couch! 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2512 Just eliminate food channels recipes calling for low-hanging fruit. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2513 Don't be a pain in the neck, Stretch, move over! 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2514 I'm not angry; just hitting the roof 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2515 Really, a couch potato? I thought you were above all that! 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2516 I worked so hard to give you a life outside of the Safari, and all you do is sit around all day watching TV. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2517 If I don't clear up my throat soon, I'm going to be a little "horse". 1.1881 0.05017 101 87 9 5
2518 Why do the donkeys and elephants get to have all the fun? 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2519 It’s giraffe porn. 47 necking positions. 1.1881 0.05017 101 87 9 5
2520 I don't think you're supposed to binge whole seasons on Netflix in one sitting with an anatomy like ours, is all. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2521 You've got your head in the clouds if you think thy picked the right candidate. 1.1863 0.04971 102 88 9 5
2522 Oh please, stripes always make you look vulnerable 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2523 Steve, is it too much to ask..... maybe a night out every once in awhile?? Heather told me about this fabulous Acacia tree that she found near Fourth and Main. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2524 Seriously? You’re gonna take up the WHOLE couch? 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2525 Animal Kingdom, really? 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2526 I think you need to see how the other half lives. 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
2527 Definitely our best house exchange. 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2528 How many times have I told you not to sit on the couch? 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2529 Maybe these zoo upgrades weren't a good idea. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2530 Mmm!! my favorite negligee! The kids must be at your mom's! 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2531 I used to look up to you and admire your lofty goals, but now you just sit around watching reruns of "The Young and the Neckless". 1.1800 0.05001 100 87 8 5
2532 That's the last time we're using airbng. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2533 How did we ever get around before AirBnB? 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2534 How bout we switch it to Lawrence Welk, and neck? 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2535 What are you watching? Say yes to the Turtle neck ! 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2536 You don't always have to stick your neck out. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2537 Read my lips. No elephants! 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2538 I think Trump said we're going home! 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2539 'Planet Earth'? You watch too much reality television. 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2540 Doris said the top shelf at Bed & Bath had the best selection of pillows. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2541 Soooo, you want to - uh, what' s the word: spoon? make out? Give me a sec, I'll think of it. 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2542 You've already seen this episode of "Hunting Lions." 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2543 I think we should go with the ranch house. 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
2544 I am feeling a little horny. Do you wanna neck? 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2545 You get much higher notes than those "Voice" contestants! 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2546 You know it's not just your neck you're lowering . 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
2547 Move over, we'll neck while we watch animal planet. 1.1800 0.03861 100 82 18 0
2548 It's pretty low for Hi-Def. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2549 How about a little necking? 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2550 Really? Keeping up with the Giraffians?....Again? 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2551 We need a taller screen 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2552 Sorry I'm late - today's photo shoot required extra footage. 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2553 How many more times are you going to watch "The Toys-R-Us story?" 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2554 "Real Housewives"? I know you like low-hanging fruit, but come on. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2555 You didn't tell me David Attenborough was on! 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2556 Actually I'm good with human-caused climate change. 1.1800 0.05001 100 87 8 5
2557 No, honey, I don't want to keep up with The Giraffians. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2558 Really? You're watching Animal Planet again? 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
2559 Love these extra tall ceilings! 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2560 My neck hurts - we need to mount the t.v. higher. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2561 Neck flicks and chill? 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
2562 No, you cannot skip Safari School to watch "Katching Up With The Kangaroos." 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2563 If you like, I can hang the TV higher. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2564 A reality show about Giraffes living in the Jungle? That is so absurd! 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2565 Instead of watching 'Animal Planet' let's go out and be part of it! 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2566 Stand tall! Stand tall! That's all you ever say! 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2567 They're coming! Quick, flatten like a throw blanket! 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2568 Can we watch the news? I am so over "Wild Kingdom." 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2569 I thought these vampire shows were giving you nightmares? 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2570 Why can't we talk? 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2571 I suppose you also have the remote! 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2572 If you don't move over, off goes Animal Planet! 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
2573 World's tallest mammals. Hah! Apparently we are smartest too. 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
2574 Any news from back home? 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2575 Hey Honey - Wanna' neck some tonight? 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2576 Binge watching the Animal Planet? 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
2577 Mutual of Omaha re-runs still going on? 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2578 Good grief, it seems like everyone these days has an acacia leaf show. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2579 And no one believed in Lamarckian evolution back in the 21st Century! 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2580 Bob, every Sunday it's the same thing, National Geographic and Animal Planet all day! 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2581 The elephant and donkey show keeping you up, darling? 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2582 You'll hurt your neck watching from that angle, Doris. 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
2583 Who tipped the TV over? 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2584 Ha know, Geoffrey, it might be time your stop acting like such a Toys 'R' Us kid and you got out and get a job! 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2585 Oh, hon, we really should have bought the three-seater or the sectional. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2586 Honestly, the lengths some of them will go to. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2587 And you think this is better than our lives at the zoo? 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2588 Jeez. Don't you ever get tired of all these talking heads? 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2589 "Hey cutie, Ya wanna do a little necking while watching TV"? 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2590 Honey, I'm up for anything tonight. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2591 Does it finally explain why we have long necks 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2592 Seriously... a wall? 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
2593 If we're going to neck, you'll have to move over a bit. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2594 They don't even eat the rose Marge. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2595 I've told you a thousand times that your neck will hurt if you stay up watching Netflix all night! 1.1800 0.05199 100 88 6 6
2596 Housewives of The Bush again? 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2597 This apartment is ok, but the car's sunroof needs to be bigger. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2598 Damn, I miss phone books. 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2599 Salad? Again? 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
2600 Bad news, dear. We've been classified as illegal immigrants. And we're being deported. 1.1800 0.05001 100 87 8 5
2601 We shouldn't neck while my parents are in the next room. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2602 It just looks wrong to me. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2603 Even if I could reach the remote you dropped under the sofa, how could I change from the Weather Channel? 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2604 I agree, watching humans in their normal habitat can be uplifting. 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2605 Again with the Toys "R" Us commercials, Sheila? 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2606 I can't believe we're breaking because you're jealous of a little girl who fed me acacia twigs. It's a zoo out there, Linda; it is just part of the job. 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2607 I've heard too much TV can shorten your neck length 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2608 Are you sure you want to try this Honey? 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2609 You're addicted to those nature reality shows, aren't you? 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2610 How about a real safari for our next vacation, darling? 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2611 You have to stop watching Animal Planet, and go out and see for yourself. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2612 Not Our Natural Habitat, But DAMN! 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2613 It's so nice to have a high definition TV. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2614 Can you turn it up, please? 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2615 Don't you think a movie screen is more our size? 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
2616 Watching the Nature Channel sideways doesn't make the violence and sexual content appropriate. 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
2617 Can you put some clothes on? We have a monkey and a gazelle coming over. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2618 Sure beats eating the top one percent. 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
2619 See, it's good you didn't get that job as the GOP mascot. 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2620 Oh, I've got this! What is "Born Free?" 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2621 Maybe we should have skipped the timeshare presentation. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2622 After those conventions, it's time for a third party. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2623 I thought I asked you to wash your feet . 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2624 While you've been captivated by rhetoric and promises, I've been sticking my reticulated neck out all day long! 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2625 I've always admired your plunging neckline. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2626 Even I find his ideas a reach. 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2627 No, the movie I'm looking for is 'Jurassic World,' not 'Giraffic World.' 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2628 I think it needs a wall mount - my neck's killing me! 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
2629 Can you please just get a job? We need a place with higher doors. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2630 If you want to stick your neck out, then tell them to vote their conscience. 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2631 If we start necking, don't worry...I know a good chiropractor. 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2632 Sucks to be an elephant. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2633 I'm tired of sticking my neck out for you! 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
2634 High ceilings like this in newer buildings are almost unheard of. 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2635 You know, when they said more diversity, I don't think they meant us. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2636 If you want mimosa buds for dessert, you can darn well pluck them yourself. 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2637 Go fetch your own longneck! 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2638 How do you think these reality show participants would survive in the real world? 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2639 You love those longneck commercials, don't you? 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2640 Can you move over a bit? 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2641 Chill, babycakes. We'll stay here four years if the elephants win. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2642 ...yes, that David Attenborough is a hunk.... 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2643 I specifically told you Hi Def 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
2644 I oppose the media's unrealistic standards of neck length. 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
2645 Go figure, a donkey instead of us. 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
2646 Your grandparents wouldn't have called these low ceilings. 1.1782 0.04954 101 88 8 5
2647 It's time we take over the donkey and elephant. 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
2648 There's no way out of this room! 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
2649 If put your feet on the sofa again and I'll break your neck young man! 1.1735 0.04816 98 85 9 4
2650 Anything appetizing on Wild Vegetable Network? 1.1735 0.04816 98 85 9 4
2651 Where did the throw rug go? 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
2652 What do you mean, you're vegetating? There's no vegetation in here. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
2653 Whatching TV shows all day long, at least you need to stretch you neck or something. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
2654 No wall mounting? 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
2655 Are you sitting on the remote? 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
2656 No son, I won't leave your father for Richard Attenborough. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2657 I know its not healthy but tonight we get to look down at a retrospective on Kurt Vonnegut! 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
2658 Don't be alarmed. It's TV. They can't get you. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2659 This is just like watching the monkeys throw poo at each other. 1.1735 0.04816 98 85 9 4
2660 I don't trust any infomercial that asks me to stick my neck out that far! 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
2661 Are you watching Pippi Longstocking AGAIN? 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
2662 Is this Giraffic Park 2 or 3? 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
2663 Don't you ever get tired of watching 'Animal Kingdom?' 1.1735 0.03845 98 81 17 0
2664 When are these donkeys and elephants going to learn how to connect with the rest of us? 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
2665 We stuck our necks out for Bernie but Sarah Silverman looks better to me now. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2666 I see you're ready for some necking. 1.1735 0.04816 98 85 9 4
2667 That show Giraffes Gone Wild is not what you'd think. 1.1735 0.04816 98 85 9 4
2668 Sorry honey, I don't think they do tall screen TV. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
2669 I thought I told you to go eat the grass. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2670 They don't have a vertical control button on these new flat screens. 1.1735 0.03845 98 81 17 0
2671 Wouldn't it be easier to watch if we mounted it in the Baobab tree in the corner? 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
2672 It's a new reality show about giraffes in the suburbs. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
2673 Yea, yea, portrait would be better for you but this IS landscape. 1.1735 0.05030 98 86 7 5
2674 I'm going to work. If you can pull yourself away from the TV and get to the grocery store, were almost out of acacia leaves. 1.1735 0.03845 98 81 17 0
2675 To be stars, we need the TV vertical. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
2676 There's a surcharge for using the baby pool but breakfast is all vegetarian. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2677 Can't we watch Animal Kingdom? 1.1735 0.04816 98 85 9 4
2678 You're sure you don't want to mount it?... 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
2679 who'd even want a dick that big? 1.1735 0.05235 98 87 5 6
2680 I'm glad I'm up here and not down on that convention floor. 1.1735 0.04816 98 85 9 4
2681 Why else do you think we built this place with 22 foot ceilings? 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
2682 Don't worry, Geoffrey, you'll work again. How long could this internet fad last? 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2683 You're a real couch zucchini 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2684 The picture is much better when the screen is vertical. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
2685 At least 'The Real Housegiraffes of New York' are getting some dinner! 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2686 And he doesn't shed? 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
2687 Are you sure we haven't forgotten our roots? 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
2688 Do these shows make any sense to you? 1.1735 0.03845 98 81 17 0
2689 Does this reticulate make me look fat? 1.1735 0.04816 98 85 9 4
2690 I hear bipeds are using our term "helicopter parents." 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2691 I can't find the remote. 1.1735 0.04816 98 85 9 4
2692 These talking animal jokes never age. 1.1735 0.03845 98 81 17 0
2693 How are we going to get out of that door. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2694 The Game of Thrones season is over. Time to join the real world. 1.1735 0.04816 98 85 9 4
2695 Don't you think we could have used a bigger screen. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2696 I can't understand your fascination with 'Reality TV', it's all low hanging fruit. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2697 I'm so much happier with this new upholstry; animal print is just so distasteful. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2698 I'm going to stick my neck out. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
2699 Nothing on TV tonight. Let's neck. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2700 You should try yoga. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2701 Let's get takeout, but I'm really sick of leaves. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2702 83 channels of humans reproducing at the Hyatt? This cable's got to go. 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
2703 Don't you get tired of watching animal shows? 1.1667 0.04837 96 84 8 4
2704 Hey Honey. It has been a long day at work. What kind of leaves are we having for dinner tonight? 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
2705 Bet you his thumbs aren't even opposable. 1.1667 0.04837 96 84 8 4
2706 Let me know when they have the "Housewives of Nairobi." 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
2707 "Let's go down to the watering hole and grab a couple of 'longnecks'. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2708 I'm for going high. 1.1667 0.04837 96 84 8 4
2709 Don't you think we should invest in a vertical screen, so our heads don't get cut off? 1.1667 0.03824 96 80 16 0
2710 Jed Falby just called—wants to know if an English bloke can win the New Yorker cartoon contest? I told him not to stick his neck out. 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
2711 We need to elevate the discourse. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2712 About last night. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2713 Sure i like humans, but giraffes are funnier ! 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2714 I thought the love seat was meant for us to cuddle. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2715 Poor elephants. 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
2716 Well, this convention sure picked the low-lying fruit 1.1667 0.05058 96 85 6 5
2717 For the thousandth time, I agree it would have served us better if they'd oriented it the other way, but there's not much we can do about it now, is there? 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2718 Serengeti, Shmerengeti! What's on cable. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2719 Want another Longnecker? 1.1667 0.04837 96 84 8 4
2720 Not that nature channel again? 1.1667 0.03824 96 80 16 0
2721 Can we talk? 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2722 That's the trouble with politics today, not many remember how to rise to the occasion. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2723 Are high collars back in? 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2724 You give really good neck. 1.1667 0.05058 96 85 6 5
2725 If it were up to me, I'd watch in high-def. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2726 Argh, what did the elephants say now? 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2727 Listen Junior, I am not sticking my neck out to get you an audition on Animal Planet 1.1667 0.03824 96 80 16 0
2728 Feeling amorous? Wanna neck? 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2729 We can stay at the zoo when we compete in Rio. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2730 Don't waste your time. The signal is spotty. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2731 You'll only see Donkeys and Elephants.