Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Of course I understand the gravity of the situation. |
1.8728 |
0.06222 |
173 |
70 |
55 |
48 |
1 |
It's easy once you realize there's nothing to it. |
1.8434 |
0.06277 |
166 |
69 |
54 |
43 |
2 |
There's really nothing to it. |
1.8205 |
0.06267 |
156 |
64 |
56 |
36 |
3 |
I'm virtually there. |
1.8082 |
0.06470 |
146 |
61 |
52 |
33 |
4 |
Can't stop now, i'm virtually there. |
1.7871 |
0.06071 |
155 |
64 |
60 |
31 |
5 |
See, there's nothing to it. |
1.7778 |
0.06788 |
144 |
67 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
I'm suspended by disbelief. |
1.7763 |
0.06413 |
152 |
68 |
50 |
34 |
7 |
If he's going to pretend he can build that wall, I'm going to pretend I can climb it. |
1.7669 |
0.06990 |
133 |
62 |
40 |
31 |
8 |
There's nothing to it. |
1.7664 |
0.06815 |
137 |
63 |
43 |
31 |
9 |
Because it's not there. |
1.7460 |
0.07720 |
126 |
67 |
24 |
35 |
10 |
No, the hard part is knowing when you've reached the top. |
1.7388 |
0.06610 |
134 |
61 |
47 |
26 |
11 |
I'm headed for an air B&B. |
1.7377 |
0.07435 |
122 |
61 |
32 |
29 |
12 |
Can you lend me a few bucks? I have no visible means of support. |
1.7377 |
0.07157 |
122 |
58 |
38 |
26 |
13 |
The ink is much thinner up here. |
1.7328 |
0.06017 |
131 |
53 |
60 |
18 |
14 |
See, nothing to it! |
1.7252 |
0.06944 |
131 |
64 |
39 |
28 |
15 |
Anyone can climb a mountain that's There. |
1.7236 |
0.07237 |
123 |
61 |
35 |
27 |
16 |
Why? Because it is not there, that's why. |
1.7222 |
0.07272 |
126 |
64 |
33 |
29 |
17 |
It's mime over matter. |
1.7190 |
0.07443 |
121 |
62 |
31 |
28 |
18 |
Are you the only person in the world without a cell phone camera! |
1.7143 |
0.06933 |
126 |
61 |
40 |
25 |
19 |
The hard part is knowing when I've reached the top. |
1.7107 |
0.06787 |
121 |
56 |
44 |
21 |
20 |
Quick, call a cartoonist. |
1.7083 |
0.07041 |
120 |
58 |
39 |
23 |
21 |
I just suspend disbelief. |
1.7059 |
0.06355 |
119 |
51 |
52 |
16 |
22 |
This? This is nothing. |
1.7048 |
0.07278 |
105 |
49 |
38 |
18 |
23 |
The hard part is knowing when I get to the top! |
1.7043 |
0.07092 |
115 |
55 |
39 |
21 |
24 |
It's reality I don't have a grip on. |
1.7034 |
0.06841 |
118 |
55 |
43 |
20 |
25 |
Believe it or not, Jack, this is easier than winning the caption contest. |
1.7034 |
0.07546 |
118 |
62 |
29 |
27 |
26 |
It's your dream dude, you tell ME what it means. |
1.6939 |
0.08129 |
98 |
51 |
26 |
21 |
27 |
The gravity of the situation hasn't hit me yet. |
1.6875 |
0.07399 |
112 |
57 |
33 |
22 |
28 |
Because it isn't there. |
1.6842 |
0.07713 |
114 |
62 |
26 |
26 |
29 |
Nothing to it. |
1.6777 |
0.06764 |
121 |
59 |
42 |
20 |
30 |
Mime every mountain. |
1.6729 |
0.07367 |
107 |
54 |
34 |
19 |
31 |
Because it isn't there. That's why. |
1.6701 |
0.08123 |
97 |
52 |
25 |
20 |
32 |
The tricky part is knowing when you've reached the summit. |
1.6697 |
0.07026 |
109 |
53 |
39 |
17 |
33 |
My GPS says there is a mountain here! |
1.6639 |
0.06780 |
119 |
59 |
41 |
19 |
34 |
The Marcel Marceau School of Rock Climbing |
1.6606 |
0.07399 |
109 |
57 |
32 |
20 |
35 |
I climb it because it's not there. |
1.6606 |
0.07625 |
109 |
59 |
28 |
22 |
36 |
Now do you appreciate the gravity of the situation? |
1.6604 |
0.07450 |
106 |
55 |
32 |
19 |
37 |
If you see the cartoonist have him drop me a line. |
1.6604 |
0.07803 |
106 |
58 |
26 |
22 |
38 |
Wait, you can see me? |
1.6604 |
0.07570 |
106 |
56 |
30 |
20 |
39 |
I'm climbing it because it's NOT there. |
1.6545 |
0.07241 |
110 |
57 |
34 |
19 |
40 |
Do you know my brother-in-law? He also has no visible means of support. |
1.6535 |
0.07890 |
101 |
55 |
26 |
20 |
41 |
I don't think you fully appreciate the gravity of the situation. |
1.6512 |
0.08232 |
86 |
45 |
26 |
15 |
42 |
A few more pencil strokes would have helped. |
1.6458 |
0.07548 |
96 |
49 |
32 |
15 |
43 |
I call it, "Mime Every Mountain." |
1.6442 |
0.07348 |
104 |
54 |
33 |
17 |
44 |
The hardest part is grappling with the unknown. |
1.6442 |
0.06956 |
104 |
51 |
39 |
14 |
45 |
It turns out that mountain climbing is 100% mental |
1.6442 |
0.07348 |
104 |
54 |
33 |
17 |
46 |
Getting away from my wife. She thinks I'm delusional. |
1.6442 |
0.07474 |
104 |
55 |
31 |
18 |
47 |
Of course it's real - and Mexico paid for it. |
1.6421 |
0.08047 |
95 |
52 |
25 |
18 |
48 |
Google Maps said this route was faster. |
1.6421 |
0.07470 |
95 |
48 |
33 |
14 |
49 |
Well, I started with Air Guitar and just sort of moved on from there. |
1.6415 |
0.07117 |
106 |
54 |
36 |
16 |
50 |
The trick is not to learn too much about physics. |
1.6346 |
0.07238 |
104 |
54 |
34 |
16 |
51 |
Some see walls and ask "why," I see no walls and ask "why not"? |
1.6337 |
0.07409 |
101 |
53 |
32 |
16 |
52 |
Don't worry, I'm virtually there. |
1.6327 |
0.07863 |
98 |
54 |
26 |
18 |
53 |
this is virtually impossible |
1.6327 |
0.07308 |
98 |
50 |
34 |
14 |
54 |
I think I found the wall that Mexico paid for. |
1.6327 |
0.07996 |
98 |
55 |
24 |
19 |
55 |
Because it's not there. That's why! |
1.6300 |
0.07475 |
100 |
53 |
31 |
16 |
56 |
It's the only wall Mexico would pay for! |
1.6289 |
0.07799 |
97 |
53 |
27 |
17 |
57 |
I'm not so sure about the emperor's new rock climbing wall. |
1.6263 |
0.07541 |
99 |
53 |
30 |
16 |
58 |
I never question my GPS. |
1.6263 |
0.06973 |
99 |
49 |
38 |
12 |
59 |
I also play air guitar. |
1.6250 |
0.07730 |
96 |
52 |
28 |
16 |
60 |
Anything to get the hell out of Cleveland. |
1.6238 |
0.07942 |
101 |
58 |
23 |
20 |
61 |
There was a glacier here when I started. |
1.6214 |
0.07819 |
103 |
59 |
24 |
20 |
62 |
Are you, by any chance, a cartoonist? |
1.6186 |
0.07952 |
97 |
55 |
24 |
18 |
63 |
Maybe you don't see it, but it's a beautiful wall and Mexico's paying for it. |
1.6170 |
0.08299 |
94 |
55 |
20 |
19 |
64 |
Why do I want to climb it? Because it's not there. |
1.6146 |
0.07605 |
96 |
52 |
29 |
15 |
65 |
Never, ever disrespect an eraser. |
1.6122 |
0.07896 |
98 |
56 |
24 |
18 |
66 |
It's faith-based climbing, Henry. |
1.6122 |
0.07051 |
98 |
50 |
36 |
12 |
67 |
Just take the pic! |
1.6105 |
0.07223 |
95 |
49 |
34 |
12 |
68 |
Yes, I have a safety rope, but I'm guessing you can't see that, either. |
1.6082 |
0.06804 |
97 |
48 |
39 |
10 |
69 |
Just checking if the sky is really the limit. |
1.6082 |
0.07409 |
97 |
52 |
31 |
14 |
70 |
Help! I've fallen up and I can't get down! |
1.6082 |
0.07693 |
97 |
54 |
27 |
16 |
71 |
Google Maps got me this far. I'm sticking with it. |
1.6082 |
0.07113 |
97 |
50 |
35 |
12 |
72 |
I've moved on from air guitar. |
1.6082 |
0.07552 |
97 |
53 |
29 |
15 |
73 |
Has the thought occurred to you that I'm actually falling? |
1.6082 |
0.08233 |
97 |
58 |
19 |
20 |
74 |
I'm afraid to let go. |
1.6064 |
0.07288 |
94 |
49 |
33 |
12 |
75 |
I call it 'mind over Matterhorn' |
1.6022 |
0.08253 |
93 |
55 |
20 |
18 |
76 |
Draw your own conclusions. |
1.6022 |
0.07194 |
93 |
48 |
34 |
11 |
77 |
All my photos are in the cloud. |
1.6020 |
0.06606 |
98 |
48 |
41 |
9 |
78 |
It's Mont Blanc!" |
1.6000 |
0.07542 |
95 |
52 |
29 |
14 |
79 |
Help! Call a cartoonist! |
1.6000 |
0.07834 |
95 |
54 |
25 |
16 |
80 |
Quick, draw a trampoline! |
1.6000 |
0.07542 |
95 |
52 |
29 |
14 |
81 |
I'm going to photoshop myself climbing Mt. Everest. |
1.5978 |
0.07737 |
92 |
51 |
27 |
14 |
82 |
I'll spend the night at an air b&b. |
1.5978 |
0.07890 |
92 |
52 |
25 |
15 |
83 |
The cloud crashed, needs a manual reboot. |
1.5957 |
0.08049 |
94 |
55 |
22 |
17 |
84 |
Just one more inch and I'll be out of this stupid cartoon. |
1.5934 |
0.08117 |
91 |
53 |
22 |
16 |
85 |
Trust me, it's a lot harder than it looks |
1.5914 |
0.07210 |
93 |
49 |
33 |
11 |
86 |
Tell the cartoonist I can't hold on much longer! |
1.5914 |
0.08124 |
93 |
55 |
21 |
17 |
87 |
This is the height of absurdity! |
1.5914 |
0.07210 |
93 |
49 |
33 |
11 |
88 |
Mont Blanc. |
1.5909 |
0.07858 |
88 |
49 |
26 |
13 |
89 |
The secret is not to look down ! |
1.5895 |
0.07098 |
95 |
50 |
34 |
11 |
90 |
Yeah, I don’t see a mountain either but my GPS says there is one |
1.5895 |
0.07407 |
95 |
52 |
30 |
13 |
91 |
Trouble is, I won't know when I reached the top! |
1.5889 |
0.07724 |
90 |
50 |
27 |
13 |
92 |
I like to call it mock climbing. |
1.5882 |
0.07723 |
85 |
46 |
28 |
11 |
93 |
One of us is hallucinating! |
1.5876 |
0.07142 |
97 |
52 |
33 |
12 |
94 |
You are literally driving me up a figurative wall. |
1.5876 |
0.07580 |
97 |
55 |
27 |
15 |
95 |
These glaciers are disappearing even faster than I thought. |
1.5876 |
0.07580 |
97 |
55 |
27 |
15 |
96 |
Don't just stand there. Draw some rocks! |
1.5870 |
0.07596 |
92 |
51 |
28 |
13 |
97 |
Melted ? You're sure ? |
1.5851 |
0.07773 |
94 |
54 |
25 |
15 |
98 |
Don't just stand there, draw the damn ladder. |
1.5851 |
0.07318 |
94 |
51 |
31 |
12 |
99 |
I've always wanted to scale Mount Neverest. |
1.5843 |
0.07959 |
89 |
51 |
24 |
14 |
100 |
Because it's air. |
1.5843 |
0.08118 |
89 |
52 |
22 |
15 |
101 |
Because it's not there. Anyone can climb a mountain that's there. |
1.5843 |
0.07463 |
89 |
48 |
30 |
11 |
102 |
Trust me, if Trump says he built a wall, there's a wall |
1.5824 |
0.08569 |
91 |
57 |
15 |
19 |
103 |
Don't just stand there, hurry up and draw something! |
1.5814 |
0.07108 |
86 |
44 |
34 |
8 |
104 |
Don't just stand there--draw me a mountain! |
1.5806 |
0.07694 |
93 |
53 |
26 |
14 |
105 |
Climbing the Nomatterhorn |
1.5795 |
0.08036 |
88 |
51 |
23 |
14 |
106 |
My therapist says my obstacles are simply imaginary. |
1.5795 |
0.07872 |
88 |
50 |
25 |
13 |
107 |
I'm getting the hell out of this cartoon. |
1.5778 |
0.08054 |
90 |
53 |
22 |
15 |
108 |
If your gear is sufficiently expensive, you don't need a rock. |
1.5778 |
0.08358 |
90 |
55 |
18 |
17 |
109 |
It's an existential mountain. |
1.5761 |
0.06952 |
92 |
48 |
35 |
9 |
110 |
Am I missing something? |
1.5761 |
0.07122 |
92 |
49 |
33 |
10 |
111 |
Yes, it's the Emperor's new climbing wall. |
1.5745 |
0.07485 |
94 |
53 |
28 |
13 |
112 |
Draw me a rope! |
1.5745 |
0.07485 |
94 |
53 |
28 |
13 |
113 |
Don't just stand there! Draw something soft! |
1.5730 |
0.08286 |
89 |
54 |
19 |
16 |
114 |
I always thought my climbing career would lead to nothing. |
1.5714 |
0.07678 |
91 |
52 |
26 |
13 |
115 |
It's as simple as mime over matter. |
1.5699 |
0.06905 |
93 |
49 |
35 |
9 |
116 |
Because it's . . . well, it was there a minute ago. |
1.5698 |
0.07853 |
86 |
49 |
25 |
12 |
117 |
Quick! Draw a net! |
1.5698 |
0.07497 |
86 |
47 |
29 |
10 |
118 |
Why? Because it's not there. |
1.5698 |
0.08025 |
86 |
50 |
23 |
13 |
119 |
Climbing is the easy part; it's the pretending that's hard. |
1.5698 |
0.07497 |
86 |
47 |
29 |
10 |
120 |
Quick! Toss me a pencil! |
1.5682 |
0.07371 |
88 |
48 |
30 |
10 |
121 |
Mexico paid for it. |
1.5682 |
0.08209 |
88 |
53 |
20 |
15 |
122 |
I'm well aware of the gravity of my predicament. |
1.5679 |
0.08229 |
81 |
47 |
22 |
12 |
123 |
Obviously, he's drawing the mountain last. |
1.5667 |
0.07749 |
90 |
52 |
25 |
13 |
124 |
What do you mean by "No visible means of Support"? |
1.5667 |
0.07749 |
90 |
52 |
25 |
13 |
125 |
Why am I doing this? Because it's not there. |
1.5663 |
0.07892 |
83 |
47 |
25 |
11 |
126 |
Sketch the darn rocks! I look like an idiot! |
1.5652 |
0.07927 |
92 |
55 |
22 |
15 |
127 |
It's Trump's idea. Only Mexicans can see it. |
1.5647 |
0.08443 |
85 |
52 |
18 |
15 |
128 |
Don't just stand there, draw a ladder! |
1.5647 |
0.07929 |
85 |
49 |
24 |
12 |
129 |
The mountain went to Mohammed. |
1.5647 |
0.08275 |
85 |
51 |
20 |
14 |
130 |
I'm okay with the virtual, it's the reality that scares the hell out of me. |
1.5647 |
0.07568 |
85 |
47 |
28 |
10 |
131 |
Quick, pencil in a ladder! |
1.5638 |
0.07184 |
94 |
52 |
31 |
11 |
132 |
Why do I do it? Because it isn't there! |
1.5632 |
0.07616 |
87 |
49 |
27 |
11 |
133 |
Don't worry, I'll photoshop it in later. |
1.5632 |
0.07257 |
87 |
47 |
31 |
9 |
134 |
if you come back tomorrow I will show you the ropes. |
1.5618 |
0.06957 |
89 |
47 |
34 |
8 |
135 |
Why? Because it isn't here. |
1.5595 |
0.08528 |
84 |
52 |
17 |
15 |
136 |
It feels like I'm losing ground. |
1.5595 |
0.08528 |
84 |
52 |
17 |
15 |
137 |
These virtual reality goggles are amazing. |
1.5584 |
0.08369 |
77 |
45 |
21 |
11 |
138 |
I'm going to get my stuff from the cloud. |
1.5581 |
0.07688 |
86 |
49 |
26 |
11 |
139 |
Just tell them to finish the damn drawing before I fall off the page. |
1.5570 |
0.08592 |
79 |
48 |
18 |
13 |
140 |
Scaling Mont Blanc |
1.5568 |
0.07382 |
88 |
49 |
29 |
10 |
141 |
Well of course there's no wall. He hasn't been elected yet. |
1.5556 |
0.07918 |
90 |
54 |
22 |
14 |
142 |
It's the Emporer's new wall. |
1.5542 |
0.07715 |
83 |
47 |
26 |
10 |
143 |
The mountain is metaphorical. |
1.5542 |
0.07522 |
83 |
46 |
28 |
9 |
144 |
Don't worry, I'm wearing a helmet. |
1.5542 |
0.08087 |
83 |
49 |
22 |
12 |
145 |
Hurry, draw the wall... DRAW THE WALL! |
1.5542 |
0.08266 |
83 |
50 |
20 |
13 |
146 |
It's the same technique I use to run a hedge fund. |
1.5542 |
0.08266 |
83 |
50 |
20 |
13 |
147 |
It's not what it looks like. |
1.5542 |
0.08087 |
83 |
49 |
22 |
12 |
148 |
I'm taking an extreme mime class. |
1.5532 |
0.07803 |
94 |
57 |
22 |
15 |
149 |
It's called extreme miming. |
1.5529 |
0.07761 |
85 |
49 |
25 |
11 |
150 |
Yes, it's my first time. Why..? |
1.5529 |
0.07761 |
85 |
49 |
25 |
11 |
151 |
So, if I have an imaginary fall, will it hurt? |
1.5529 |
0.07579 |
85 |
48 |
27 |
10 |
152 |
I'm going where no man has gone before. |
1.5517 |
0.06693 |
87 |
45 |
36 |
6 |
153 |
Well, my ex tells me it's because I lack gravitas. |
1.5500 |
0.07936 |
80 |
46 |
24 |
10 |
154 |
It's ok, I am wearing a helmet! |
1.5500 |
0.08325 |
80 |
48 |
20 |
12 |
155 |
It's more mental than anything. |
1.5476 |
0.07651 |
84 |
48 |
26 |
10 |
156 |
Now THIS is what I call free climbing. |
1.5476 |
0.08194 |
84 |
51 |
20 |
13 |
157 |
It's called Trump's Wall. You don't have to see it; you just have to believe it. |
1.5465 |
0.08045 |
86 |
52 |
21 |
13 |
158 |
I like to visualize the climb before I make it. |
1.5455 |
0.06646 |
88 |
46 |
36 |
6 |
159 |
Quick! Finish the drawing! |
1.5455 |
0.07212 |
88 |
49 |
30 |
9 |
160 |
Don't worry. It's virtual reality. |
1.5444 |
0.07439 |
90 |
52 |
27 |
11 |
161 |
My quest is to reach the height of transparency ! |
1.5443 |
0.08016 |
79 |
46 |
23 |
10 |
162 |
Yes, I did have five cups of coffee. |
1.5432 |
0.07038 |
81 |
43 |
32 |
6 |
163 |
It helps if you fill the backpack with helium |
1.5432 |
0.08060 |
81 |
48 |
22 |
11 |
164 |
It's my final exam for Mime College. |
1.5422 |
0.08095 |
83 |
50 |
21 |
12 |
165 |
And you can only imagine the view at the top. |
1.5422 |
0.08275 |
83 |
51 |
19 |
13 |
166 |
I used to be into air guitar. |
1.5422 |
0.07531 |
83 |
47 |
27 |
9 |
167 |
Quick, tell the cartoonist to draw a mountain. |
1.5422 |
0.08095 |
83 |
50 |
21 |
12 |
168 |
Quick! Get me an illustrator! |
1.5422 |
0.08275 |
83 |
51 |
19 |
13 |
169 |
Click UNDO! You deleted the rock! |
1.5422 |
0.07531 |
83 |
47 |
27 |
9 |
170 |
Let's call it Trump l'oeil: he can't build it, and I can't climb it! |
1.5412 |
0.08460 |
85 |
54 |
16 |
15 |
171 |
Admittedly, I'll have no idea when I reach the top. |
1.5412 |
0.07401 |
85 |
48 |
28 |
9 |
172 |
It's like philosophy, but without all the reading. |
1.5402 |
0.06899 |
87 |
47 |
33 |
7 |
173 |
QUICK! Draw the wall! |
1.5402 |
0.07276 |
87 |
49 |
29 |
9 |
174 |
Help! Call an artist! |
1.5385 |
0.07676 |
78 |
44 |
26 |
8 |
175 |
Of course you can, you're a cartoon too. |
1.5385 |
0.08693 |
78 |
49 |
16 |
13 |
176 |
Air's pretty thick here in LA, isn't it? |
1.5385 |
0.08301 |
78 |
47 |
20 |
11 |
177 |
Help, I'm up and I can't get down! |
1.5366 |
0.07603 |
82 |
47 |
26 |
9 |
178 |
This is the easy part. It's coming down that's hard. |
1.5366 |
0.07798 |
82 |
48 |
24 |
10 |
179 |
The new trend is to climb it because it's NOT there |
1.5366 |
0.07989 |
82 |
49 |
22 |
11 |
180 |
Quick! Turn the page sideways! |
1.5357 |
0.08201 |
84 |
52 |
19 |
13 |
181 |
You clearly don't understand the Gravity of my Situation!!! |
1.5349 |
0.07880 |
86 |
52 |
22 |
12 |
182 |
Draw a ladder! |
1.5349 |
0.08220 |
86 |
54 |
18 |
14 |
183 |
This is the move that got me thrown out of mime school. |
1.5333 |
0.08241 |
90 |
58 |
16 |
16 |
184 |
The Cloud now has a climbing app! |
1.5333 |
0.08768 |
75 |
47 |
16 |
12 |
185 |
Glaciers sure do melt quickly these days. |
1.5316 |
0.08419 |
79 |
49 |
18 |
12 |
186 |
It's firmer than Trump's grasp on reality. |
1.5316 |
0.09157 |
79 |
53 |
10 |
16 |
187 |
Mt. Mirage, it's never been climbed before. |
1.5316 |
0.08419 |
79 |
49 |
18 |
12 |
188 |
Air guitar has lost its thrill. |
1.5309 |
0.07874 |
81 |
48 |
23 |
10 |
189 |
Because it's here somewhere. |
1.5309 |
0.07675 |
81 |
47 |
25 |
9 |
190 |
Hey buddy, could you hand me that horizon line? |
1.5301 |
0.08102 |
83 |
51 |
20 |
12 |
191 |
I think I'm losing my grip. |
1.5301 |
0.06929 |
83 |
45 |
32 |
6 |
192 |
Some people climb rocks, I try to grasp Sartre. |
1.5294 |
0.08129 |
85 |
53 |
19 |
13 |
193 |
It's called "Mock Climbing"! |
1.5270 |
0.07750 |
74 |
42 |
25 |
7 |
194 |
Mountain miming. |
1.5270 |
0.07985 |
74 |
43 |
23 |
8 |
195 |
Well, because my instructor said I should first visualize the climb |
1.5256 |
0.08104 |
78 |
47 |
21 |
10 |
196 |
Quick, call Trump...I need a wall! |
1.5250 |
0.08147 |
80 |
49 |
20 |
11 |
197 |
Mind over Matterhorn! |
1.5250 |
0.08339 |
80 |
50 |
18 |
12 |
198 |
I'm a purist. No ropes, no mountain. |
1.5250 |
0.07749 |
80 |
47 |
24 |
9 |
199 |
I feel like I'm losing my grip on reality. |
1.5250 |
0.07749 |
80 |
47 |
24 |
9 |
200 |
I have a Wall Climbing degree from Trump University. |
1.5250 |
0.08339 |
80 |
50 |
18 |
12 |
201 |
It's okay, there's a green screen. |
1.5250 |
0.07749 |
80 |
47 |
24 |
9 |
202 |
Will you please stop telling me to get a grip! |
1.5244 |
0.07609 |
82 |
48 |
25 |
9 |
203 |
I'm climbing the economic ladder. It's only visible to the 1%. |
1.5200 |
0.08353 |
75 |
46 |
19 |
10 |
204 |
Climbing? There's nothing to it! |
1.5200 |
0.08134 |
75 |
45 |
21 |
9 |
205 |
Anyone can mime being in a box. |
1.5200 |
0.08566 |
75 |
47 |
17 |
11 |
206 |
It's just mind over anti-matter. |
1.5195 |
0.07975 |
77 |
46 |
22 |
9 |
207 |
Well, it appears that I was wrong, and, yes, I would like a ladder. |
1.5190 |
0.07614 |
79 |
46 |
25 |
8 |
208 |
How the fuck do I get out of the New Yorker? |
1.5190 |
0.08614 |
79 |
51 |
15 |
13 |
209 |
Trump built it and the Mexicans paid for it. |
1.5190 |
0.08800 |
79 |
52 |
13 |
14 |
210 |
I'm more worried about coming down. |
1.5190 |
0.08029 |
79 |
48 |
21 |
10 |
211 |
I'm drawing attention to vanishing glaciers. |
1.5190 |
0.08228 |
79 |
49 |
19 |
11 |
212 |
Trust me, it's harder than it looks. |
1.5190 |
0.07824 |
79 |
47 |
23 |
9 |
213 |
I'm going up to meet my imaginary friend. |
1.5185 |
0.07680 |
81 |
48 |
24 |
9 |
214 |
Before you climb a mountain, you have to imagine yourself climbing the mountain. |
1.5185 |
0.08072 |
81 |
50 |
20 |
11 |
215 |
Because it wasn't there - that's why. |
1.5185 |
0.08446 |
81 |
52 |
16 |
13 |
216 |
It's the coming down that's really tricky. |
1.5176 |
0.07024 |
85 |
48 |
30 |
7 |
217 |
Stop saying "get a grip." |
1.5132 |
0.08055 |
76 |
46 |
21 |
9 |
218 |
My sherpa's name? "Harvey." Why? |
1.5132 |
0.08270 |
76 |
47 |
19 |
10 |
219 |
It's called a rock miming wall. |
1.5132 |
0.08055 |
76 |
46 |
21 |
9 |
220 |
Just inspecting the Emperor's new wall. |
1.5132 |
0.08480 |
76 |
48 |
17 |
11 |
221 |
Why did I climb it? Because it's not there. |
1.5128 |
0.08311 |
78 |
49 |
18 |
11 |
222 |
Listen, pal, anybody can climb mountains because they're there... |
1.5128 |
0.08311 |
78 |
49 |
18 |
11 |
223 |
Quick. Someone draw a rope. |
1.5128 |
0.08108 |
78 |
48 |
20 |
10 |
224 |
This is hard enough without you staring at me, sir. |
1.5128 |
0.07900 |
78 |
47 |
22 |
9 |
225 |
Why? Well, because it's not there ... |
1.5128 |
0.07687 |
78 |
46 |
24 |
8 |
226 |
It's called suspended disbelief... |
1.5125 |
0.07333 |
80 |
46 |
27 |
7 |
227 |
The secret is to not look down...or up, or out, or sideways. |
1.5125 |
0.07546 |
80 |
47 |
25 |
8 |
228 |
I didn't think the glacier would recede so quickly. |
1.5075 |
0.08605 |
67 |
41 |
18 |
8 |
229 |
Glaciers disappear so quickly these days. |
1.5068 |
0.07586 |
73 |
42 |
25 |
6 |
230 |
Yes. I am wearing Virtual Realty Googles, why do you ask? |
1.5068 |
0.08304 |
73 |
45 |
19 |
9 |
231 |
I learned climbing from Marcel Marceau. |
1.5068 |
0.08304 |
73 |
45 |
19 |
9 |
232 |
Quick -- someone get this guy some more ink! |
1.5068 |
0.08072 |
73 |
44 |
21 |
8 |
233 |
I'm off to find the Cloud. |
1.5067 |
0.08355 |
75 |
47 |
18 |
10 |
234 |
I'm uploading to the cloud. |
1.5067 |
0.08137 |
75 |
46 |
20 |
9 |
235 |
This is actually a lot harder than it looks. |
1.5067 |
0.06677 |
75 |
40 |
32 |
3 |
236 |
It's 90 percent mental |
1.5067 |
0.07443 |
75 |
43 |
26 |
6 |
237 |
Quick, draw me some rocks! |
1.5067 |
0.07681 |
75 |
44 |
24 |
7 |
238 |
And I'm burning 55 virtual calories |
1.5065 |
0.07069 |
77 |
43 |
29 |
5 |
239 |
These Air Jordans are amazing |
1.5065 |
0.08395 |
77 |
49 |
17 |
11 |
240 |
It's all about having the right shoes. |
1.5065 |
0.07537 |
77 |
45 |
25 |
7 |
241 |
Hey Buddy, do me a favor. Grab a pencil and draw me a ladder! |
1.5065 |
0.08793 |
77 |
51 |
13 |
13 |
242 |
That settles it, no more Ambien for me. |
1.5065 |
0.07537 |
77 |
45 |
25 |
7 |
243 |
I'm going to wake up in a minute, can you call an ambulance please? |
1.5065 |
0.08395 |
77 |
49 |
17 |
11 |
244 |
I'm losing my grip on reality! |
1.5065 |
0.07761 |
77 |
46 |
23 |
8 |
245 |
I'm free climbing. |
1.5065 |
0.07307 |
77 |
44 |
27 |
6 |
246 |
I'm getting nowhere. |
1.5065 |
0.07069 |
77 |
43 |
29 |
5 |
247 |
I believe in 100% transparency. |
1.5063 |
0.07400 |
79 |
46 |
26 |
7 |
248 |
The trick is not to look down. |
1.5063 |
0.07400 |
79 |
46 |
26 |
7 |
249 |
Why climb it? Because it's not there. |
1.5063 |
0.08231 |
79 |
50 |
18 |
11 |
250 |
It's called "extreme pantomime." |
1.5060 |
0.07545 |
83 |
50 |
24 |
9 |
251 |
Um...You are going to need to show me the ropes. |
1.5000 |
0.07375 |
76 |
44 |
26 |
6 |
252 |
Why? Because it's air. |
1.5000 |
0.07902 |
78 |
48 |
21 |
9 |
253 |
The secret is not looking down. |
1.5000 |
0.08442 |
74 |
47 |
17 |
10 |
254 |
I'll be okay as soon as I find the rest of the cartoon. |
1.5000 |
0.08481 |
76 |
49 |
16 |
11 |
255 |
Let's see Marcelle Marceau do this! |
1.5000 |
0.07688 |
78 |
47 |
23 |
8 |
256 |
It's hard to climb in white out conditions. |
1.5000 |
0.08481 |
76 |
49 |
16 |
11 |
257 |
Gravity is just a social construct. |
1.5000 |
0.08057 |
76 |
47 |
20 |
9 |
258 |
Ok, now draw me a ladder |
1.5000 |
0.07008 |
78 |
44 |
29 |
5 |
259 |
The thing about being a cartoon is that you won't fall unless you look down. |
1.5000 |
0.08272 |
76 |
48 |
18 |
10 |
260 |
Imagine harder. |
1.5000 |
0.08220 |
74 |
46 |
19 |
9 |
261 |
I do it because it's not there. |
1.5000 |
0.08220 |
74 |
46 |
19 |
9 |
262 |
It's a virtual wall. |
1.5000 |
0.08220 |
74 |
46 |
19 |
9 |
263 |
It's getting back down that's the tricky part. |
1.5000 |
0.08057 |
76 |
47 |
20 |
9 |
264 |
Draw me a wall! Quick! |
1.5000 |
0.07133 |
76 |
43 |
28 |
5 |
265 |
I was valedictorian of my mime class. |
1.5000 |
0.08846 |
72 |
47 |
14 |
11 |
266 |
So you climbed THIS one because it WASN'T there? |
1.4937 |
0.08231 |
79 |
51 |
17 |
11 |
267 |
Mexico wouldn't pay for it. |
1.4937 |
0.08031 |
79 |
50 |
19 |
10 |
268 |
I've told you! Because it isn't there! |
1.4937 |
0.08231 |
79 |
51 |
17 |
11 |
269 |
Tell the guy who's drawing the mountain to hurry up. |
1.4937 |
0.08426 |
79 |
52 |
15 |
12 |
270 |
I used to play air guitar. |
1.4935 |
0.08189 |
77 |
49 |
18 |
10 |
271 |
It's the latest in fitness -- air conditioning. |
1.4935 |
0.08395 |
77 |
50 |
16 |
11 |
272 |
I'm uploading files to the cloud. |
1.4935 |
0.08793 |
77 |
52 |
12 |
13 |
273 |
Before I was a rock climber I was a mime. |
1.4935 |
0.07978 |
77 |
48 |
20 |
9 |
274 |
I can't tell if you're high or I am. |
1.4933 |
0.08355 |
75 |
48 |
17 |
10 |
275 |
I swear there's a Pokemon up here. |
1.4933 |
0.08137 |
75 |
47 |
19 |
9 |
276 |
Sometimes I find it difficult to get a grip! |
1.4933 |
0.08137 |
75 |
47 |
19 |
9 |
277 |
You'll see it when you believe it. |
1.4933 |
0.08137 |
75 |
47 |
19 |
9 |
278 |
I'm taking a virtual climbing class. |
1.4932 |
0.08530 |
73 |
47 |
16 |
10 |
279 |
The last thing I remember was volunteering to be hypnotised. |
1.4932 |
0.08530 |
73 |
47 |
16 |
10 |
280 |
Because it is virtually there. |
1.4932 |
0.07833 |
73 |
44 |
22 |
7 |
281 |
Now is NOT the time to tell me it's all in my head doc. |
1.4932 |
0.08530 |
73 |
47 |
16 |
10 |
282 |
It's a lot easier coming down |
1.4932 |
0.07833 |
73 |
44 |
22 |
7 |
283 |
I'm gonna be the first man to climb Mt. Neverest. |
1.4932 |
0.08304 |
73 |
46 |
18 |
9 |
284 |
Getting down is the hard part. |
1.4932 |
0.08304 |
73 |
46 |
18 |
9 |
285 |
Quick! Tell Sipress to draw a rope! |
1.4930 |
0.08481 |
71 |
45 |
17 |
9 |
286 |
If you climb it, it will come. |
1.4930 |
0.07992 |
71 |
43 |
21 |
7 |
287 |
I just don't seem to be getting much traction. |
1.4930 |
0.08481 |
71 |
45 |
17 |
9 |
288 |
I'm climbing the Trump wall. Nothing but hot air and bluster. |
1.4875 |
0.08151 |
80 |
52 |
17 |
11 |
289 |
The stock market does it. Why shouldn't I? |
1.4872 |
0.08509 |
78 |
52 |
14 |
12 |
290 |
Because I thought it was there. |
1.4868 |
0.08480 |
76 |
50 |
15 |
11 |
291 |
I'm drawn to scale. |
1.4868 |
0.08270 |
76 |
49 |
17 |
10 |
292 |
First it was imaginary friends. Now it's walls |
1.4868 |
0.08480 |
76 |
50 |
15 |
11 |
293 |
Well, that glacier retreated rather quickly! |
1.4868 |
0.07373 |
76 |
45 |
25 |
6 |
294 |
Einstein was right! Imagination is more important than knowledge. |
1.4868 |
0.07131 |
76 |
44 |
27 |
5 |
295 |
Don't worry, I'm not one of those fools who climb a mountain 'because it's there.' |
1.4868 |
0.08055 |
76 |
48 |
19 |
9 |
296 |
It's the Emperor's new climbing wall. |
1.4865 |
0.07990 |
74 |
46 |
20 |
8 |
297 |
Because it's there somewhere, dammit. |
1.4865 |
0.07512 |
74 |
44 |
24 |
6 |
298 |
Why? I climb it because it's air. |
1.4865 |
0.08218 |
74 |
47 |
18 |
9 |
299 |
I got tired of air guitar. |
1.4865 |
0.08441 |
74 |
48 |
16 |
10 |
300 |
Hurry, put the green screen back. |
1.4865 |
0.08218 |
74 |
47 |
18 |
9 |
301 |
Because it's not there... Of course! |
1.4861 |
0.07910 |
72 |
44 |
21 |
7 |
302 |
I'd rather climb it because it is not there. |
1.4861 |
0.08620 |
72 |
47 |
15 |
10 |
303 |
Why do I climb? Because it's not there. |
1.4861 |
0.08620 |
72 |
47 |
15 |
10 |
304 |
I'm really just a social climber. |
1.4861 |
0.08154 |
72 |
45 |
19 |
8 |
305 |
Don't just stand there, toss me a pen! |
1.4861 |
0.08620 |
72 |
47 |
15 |
10 |
306 |
Because it isn't there. Duh. |
1.4861 |
0.07910 |
72 |
44 |
21 |
7 |
307 |
Miming has become more extreme over the years |
1.4861 |
0.07659 |
72 |
43 |
23 |
6 |
308 |
Extreme miming isn't for everyone. |
1.4861 |
0.07659 |
72 |
43 |
23 |
6 |
309 |
And you say I'm going nowhere in life |
1.4857 |
0.08571 |
70 |
45 |
16 |
9 |
310 |
Would you mind tipping up that line, say sixty degrees? |
1.4857 |
0.07813 |
70 |
42 |
22 |
6 |
311 |
Mimes can have hobbies too. |
1.4857 |
0.08571 |
70 |
45 |
16 |
9 |
312 |
Oh, you could climb this for sure. There's really nothing to it. |
1.4853 |
0.08509 |
68 |
43 |
17 |
8 |
313 |
MAN these glaciers are melting faster than ever! |
1.4810 |
0.07398 |
79 |
48 |
24 |
7 |
314 |
Sorry you missed the Rapture, good luck in the Tribulation. |
1.4805 |
0.07975 |
77 |
49 |
19 |
9 |
315 |
Not to worry, these are my new Air Jordans! |
1.4805 |
0.07066 |
77 |
45 |
27 |
5 |
316 |
I'm leaving this cartoon and will send help. |
1.4805 |
0.07066 |
77 |
45 |
27 |
5 |
317 |
My chute didn't open. But so far so good. |
1.4800 |
0.08134 |
75 |
48 |
18 |
9 |
318 |
The glacier was here a moment ago... |
1.4800 |
0.08134 |
75 |
48 |
18 |
9 |
319 |
I found it was just easier without the mountain. |
1.4795 |
0.08301 |
73 |
47 |
17 |
9 |
320 |
And what is the basis for the doping allegations? |
1.4795 |
0.08301 |
73 |
47 |
17 |
9 |
321 |
Deluding myself. How? |
1.4795 |
0.07327 |
73 |
43 |
25 |
5 |
322 |
It's tough being a mountaineer in Ohio |
1.4795 |
0.08301 |
73 |
47 |
17 |
9 |
323 |
It's the fourth wall. Different rules apply. |
1.4795 |
0.07829 |
73 |
45 |
21 |
7 |
324 |
Air guitar was so 1980's |
1.4795 |
0.08748 |
73 |
49 |
13 |
11 |
325 |
Trump University's mountaineering course. |
1.4795 |
0.08069 |
73 |
46 |
19 |
8 |
326 |
Tell my analyst I've started without him. |
1.4795 |
0.08069 |
73 |
46 |
19 |
8 |
327 |
You ask 'why'? Because it's air. |
1.4795 |
0.08527 |
73 |
48 |
15 |
10 |
328 |
Obviously, I have more imagination than you. |
1.4795 |
0.08069 |
73 |
46 |
19 |
8 |
329 |
Can you draw a ladder? |
1.4795 |
0.08301 |
73 |
47 |
17 |
9 |
330 |
Wait, golden parachute is a metaphor? |
1.4795 |
0.07829 |
73 |
45 |
21 |
7 |
331 |
Yea, this is the easy part. It's always the ceiling that presents the problem. |
1.4795 |
0.08301 |
73 |
47 |
17 |
9 |
332 |
Luckily the air is thick with tension. |
1.4795 |
0.08301 |
73 |
47 |
17 |
9 |
333 |
Invisible ink, that's how. |
1.4795 |
0.07829 |
73 |
45 |
21 |
7 |
334 |
I come from a long line of rock-mimers. |
1.4789 |
0.07989 |
71 |
44 |
20 |
7 |
335 |
Don't worry there's an invisible net beneath me. |
1.4789 |
0.07733 |
71 |
43 |
22 |
6 |
336 |
I'm practicing my "Mime over Matter" climbing skills...... |
1.4789 |
0.07733 |
71 |
43 |
22 |
6 |
337 |
My psychologist told me to “visualize my goal,” and so far it’s working pretty well. |
1.4789 |
0.07468 |
71 |
42 |
24 |
5 |
338 |
How do you know when you reach the top? |
1.4789 |
0.08477 |
71 |
46 |
16 |
9 |
339 |
Quick! Draw me a ledge. |
1.4783 |
0.07891 |
69 |
42 |
21 |
6 |
340 |
I just hope there's no glass ceiling. |
1.4783 |
0.08664 |
69 |
45 |
15 |
9 |
341 |
If you climb a wall, and there is no wall there, have you climbed a wall at all? |
1.4750 |
0.07329 |
80 |
49 |
24 |
7 |
342 |
I climbed it because it was not there. |
1.4744 |
0.07896 |
78 |
50 |
19 |
9 |
343 |
It's an app that lets you climb mountains anywhere. |
1.4737 |
0.08051 |
76 |
49 |
18 |
9 |
344 |
Don't just stand there... go get that kid with the purple crayon! |
1.4730 |
0.08653 |
74 |
50 |
13 |
11 |
345 |
This virtual reality helmet is amazing ... |
1.4730 |
0.07985 |
74 |
47 |
19 |
8 |
346 |
Don't ask me. It was the damned cartoonist who came up with the idea. |
1.4722 |
0.08615 |
72 |
48 |
14 |
10 |
347 |
Why do men climb nothing? Because it's not there. |
1.4722 |
0.08385 |
72 |
47 |
16 |
9 |
348 |
I like it because it's a non contact sport. |
1.4722 |
0.07905 |
72 |
45 |
20 |
7 |
349 |
The scariest thing about air rock climbing is that you can't see the loose ones! |
1.4722 |
0.07905 |
72 |
45 |
20 |
7 |
350 |
If you think this is weird, wait to see what I bring back. |
1.4722 |
0.08149 |
72 |
46 |
18 |
8 |
351 |
This one's a real cliffhanger. |
1.4722 |
0.07654 |
72 |
44 |
22 |
6 |
352 |
I'd love to chat, but I have to be careful; my grip on reality is really quite tenuous. |
1.4722 |
0.08385 |
72 |
47 |
16 |
9 |
353 |
The trick is to not over-think it |
1.4722 |
0.06844 |
72 |
41 |
28 |
3 |
354 |
Air Jordans. |
1.4714 |
0.07808 |
70 |
43 |
21 |
6 |
355 |
'I'm leaving, Leonard. I'm getting out of the cartoon business.' |
1.4714 |
0.08566 |
70 |
46 |
15 |
9 |
356 |
Climbing outside the box. |
1.4714 |
0.08321 |
70 |
45 |
17 |
8 |
357 |
I left my wallet back on the plane! |
1.4714 |
0.08566 |
70 |
46 |
15 |
9 |
358 |
Hot air climbing is the best way to train for the conventions. |
1.4714 |
0.08566 |
70 |
46 |
15 |
9 |
359 |
It's as easy as submitting a winning caption. |
1.4714 |
0.08805 |
70 |
47 |
13 |
10 |
360 |
Started when I was a kid, with air guitar. |
1.4714 |
0.08068 |
70 |
44 |
19 |
7 |
361 |
And Mexico paid for it! |
1.4714 |
0.09037 |
70 |
48 |
11 |
11 |
362 |
A friend suggested I try an Air B and B |
1.4714 |
0.08566 |
70 |
46 |
15 |
9 |
363 |
How will I know when I get there? |
1.4706 |
0.08241 |
68 |
43 |
18 |
7 |
364 |
HELP! Get the cartoonist back. |
1.4706 |
0.08757 |
68 |
45 |
14 |
9 |
365 |
He used the last of the ink on my caption. |
1.4706 |
0.08503 |
68 |
44 |
16 |
8 |
366 |
I called Lyft instead of Uber. |
1.4699 |
0.07341 |
83 |
52 |
23 |
8 |
367 |
If air guitar can be a thing, so can this. |
1.4667 |
0.07672 |
75 |
47 |
21 |
7 |
368 |
This time it's because it's NOT there! |
1.4667 |
0.08347 |
75 |
50 |
15 |
10 |
369 |
Let's see Marcel Marceau top this |
1.4667 |
0.08347 |
75 |
50 |
15 |
10 |
370 |
Quick! Draw the ledge with the overhanging branch! |
1.4658 |
0.08521 |
73 |
49 |
14 |
10 |
371 |
You'd have to see it to believe it. |
1.4658 |
0.06780 |
73 |
42 |
28 |
3 |
372 |
I'm into Extreme Delusions. |
1.4658 |
0.07576 |
73 |
45 |
22 |
6 |
373 |
Well this game of charades escalated quickly. |
1.4658 |
0.07823 |
73 |
46 |
20 |
7 |
374 |
I find it more strenuous than playing air guitar. |
1.4658 |
0.08295 |
73 |
48 |
16 |
9 |
375 |
Getting Down. That's the trick! |
1.4648 |
0.08230 |
71 |
46 |
17 |
8 |
376 |
I signed up for rock climbing, but the rocks aren't here yet. |
1.4648 |
0.08230 |
71 |
46 |
17 |
8 |
377 |
Believe me, this is a lot harder than rock climbing. |
1.4638 |
0.08656 |
69 |
46 |
14 |
9 |
378 |
The tricky part is figuring out just where to start. |
1.4638 |
0.07883 |
69 |
43 |
20 |
6 |
379 |
Everybody has summited everything, but nobody has summited nothing. |
1.4638 |
0.07608 |
69 |
42 |
22 |
5 |
380 |
From what I understand, it was moved to Mohammed. |
1.4638 |
0.07608 |
69 |
42 |
22 |
5 |
381 |
If I didn't know any better, I'd say this mountain's been moved. |
1.4638 |
0.07323 |
69 |
41 |
24 |
4 |
382 |
Helium. More helium. |
1.4638 |
0.07608 |
69 |
42 |
22 |
5 |
383 |
It's as realistic as Trump's. |
1.4638 |
0.08149 |
69 |
44 |
18 |
7 |
384 |
The walk on water job was taken. |
1.4627 |
0.08853 |
67 |
45 |
13 |
9 |
385 |
Don't just stand there, find me a Sherpa! |
1.4627 |
0.09350 |
67 |
47 |
9 |
11 |
386 |
I still can't believe Mexico paid for this. |
1.4627 |
0.08594 |
67 |
44 |
15 |
8 |
387 |
Can you re-check Google maps? |
1.4615 |
0.07929 |
65 |
40 |
20 |
5 |
388 |
There he goes, making a mountain out of a no hill! |
1.4615 |
0.08514 |
65 |
42 |
16 |
7 |
389 |
Did the Mexicans actually pay for this? |
1.4605 |
0.08044 |
76 |
50 |
17 |
9 |
390 |
Nothing can stop me now... |
1.4605 |
0.07361 |
76 |
47 |
23 |
6 |
391 |
If you can’t get three words from this, I want a different Charade partner. |
1.4583 |
0.09051 |
72 |
51 |
9 |
12 |
392 |
What do you mean, you're not recording it? |
1.4583 |
0.07896 |
72 |
46 |
19 |
7 |
393 |
"Hey Sipress, finish your damn cartoon. You're leaving me hanging here". |
1.4583 |
0.07896 |
72 |
46 |
19 |
7 |
394 |
The descent is actually more difficult. |
1.4583 |
0.07896 |
72 |
46 |
19 |
7 |
395 |
I've had it! I'll never do another New Yorker cartoon caption contest again. Never! |
1.4576 |
0.10062 |
59 |
42 |
7 |
10 |
396 |
Cause of death: Mime climbing accident. |
1.4571 |
0.08558 |
70 |
47 |
14 |
9 |
397 |
I have a poor grasp of virtual reality. |
1.4571 |
0.08059 |
70 |
45 |
18 |
7 |
398 |
It's the one that he got Mexico to pay for. |
1.4571 |
0.09029 |
70 |
49 |
10 |
11 |
399 |
I am hangin on to thin air. |
1.4571 |
0.07528 |
70 |
43 |
22 |
5 |
400 |
To be honest, I'm not sure where I'm heading with this. |
1.4571 |
0.07798 |
70 |
44 |
20 |
6 |
401 |
I'm stuck here until the cartoonist learns how to draw a rock face. |
1.4571 |
0.07798 |
70 |
44 |
20 |
6 |
402 |
What part of "Off-the-Wall" don't you understand? |
1.4571 |
0.08312 |
70 |
46 |
16 |
8 |
403 |
No mountain, all metaphor. |
1.4571 |
0.08059 |
70 |
45 |
18 |
7 |
404 |
Your wife just called to remind you to take your meds. |
1.4559 |
0.07679 |
68 |
42 |
21 |
5 |
405 |
I'm chasing a mime and he put up a wall. |
1.4559 |
0.07679 |
68 |
42 |
21 |
5 |
406 |
These virtual reality lenses are amazing! |
1.4559 |
0.08231 |
68 |
44 |
17 |
7 |
407 |
Obviously, I don't climb because it's there. |
1.4531 |
0.09164 |
64 |
44 |
11 |
9 |
408 |
Practicing for my extreme-miming final exam. |
1.4521 |
0.07565 |
73 |
46 |
21 |
6 |
409 |
Gotta tell ya, air guitar is easier. |
1.4521 |
0.08053 |
73 |
48 |
17 |
8 |
410 |
You should see my air-guitar routine! |
1.4521 |
0.08286 |
73 |
49 |
15 |
9 |
411 |
People who live in glass houses, shouldn't forget where the front door is located. |
1.4512 |
0.07790 |
82 |
55 |
17 |
10 |
412 |
I just climb socially. |
1.4507 |
0.08220 |
71 |
47 |
16 |
8 |
413 |
Of course you've never seen an invisible mountain before. IT'S INVISIBLE! |
1.4507 |
0.07971 |
71 |
46 |
18 |
7 |
414 |
This is much steeper than I imagined. |
1.4507 |
0.08461 |
71 |
48 |
14 |
9 |
415 |
I hate cartoonists. |
1.4507 |
0.07449 |
71 |
44 |
22 |
5 |
416 |
"You've done it! You've overcome your imaginary fear of heights!' |
1.4507 |
0.07714 |
71 |
45 |
20 |
6 |
417 |
Can you ask him to hurry up and draw the damned mountain! |
1.4507 |
0.07971 |
71 |
46 |
18 |
7 |
418 |
Finding the stairway to heaven was more difficult than it looked. |
1.4507 |
0.07971 |
71 |
46 |
18 |
7 |
419 |
Muhammad, relax! The mountain will be here any moment. |
1.4500 |
0.08034 |
60 |
37 |
19 |
4 |
420 |
Your illustrator just up and quit, did he? |
1.4500 |
0.08709 |
60 |
39 |
15 |
6 |
421 |
Quick - draw a line back to the ground |
1.4493 |
0.08396 |
69 |
46 |
15 |
8 |
422 |
Nothing to see here, move along... |
1.4493 |
0.08138 |
69 |
45 |
17 |
7 |
423 |
Existentially I'm halfway there! |
1.4493 |
0.07872 |
69 |
44 |
19 |
6 |
424 |
The first few steps are the hardest. |
1.4493 |
0.07872 |
69 |
44 |
19 |
6 |
425 |
Stop saying there's no mountain; do you want me to fall? |
1.4493 |
0.08138 |
69 |
45 |
17 |
7 |
426 |
I DO work for a startup . . . how could you tell? |
1.4493 |
0.08396 |
69 |
46 |
15 |
8 |
427 |
I went to the Marcel Marceau School of Rock Climbing. |
1.4493 |
0.07012 |
69 |
41 |
25 |
3 |
428 |
When you think about who's running for president, what I am not doing is not all that crazy. |
1.4493 |
0.08646 |
69 |
47 |
13 |
9 |
429 |
Mind over mountain |
1.4493 |
0.07310 |
69 |
42 |
23 |
4 |
430 |
The real problem is how will I get down. |
1.4493 |
0.07872 |
69 |
44 |
19 |
6 |
431 |
I know there's no 'there' there, but I'm climbing it anyway. |
1.4493 |
0.08889 |
69 |
48 |
11 |
10 |
432 |
Tell them I chose to climb it because it was not there! |
1.4493 |
0.08646 |
69 |
47 |
13 |
9 |
433 |
Gotta repair the glass ceiling |
1.4478 |
0.08038 |
67 |
43 |
18 |
6 |
434 |
I'm climbing it just because it's not there. |
1.4478 |
0.08582 |
67 |
45 |
14 |
8 |
435 |
Because it's there and it's not there, as Schrödinger would say. |
1.4478 |
0.08038 |
67 |
43 |
18 |
6 |
436 |
Not only that, but the Mexicans paid for it. |
1.4478 |
0.08038 |
67 |
43 |
18 |
6 |
437 |
If Trump can make it on thin air, then so can I! |
1.4478 |
0.08038 |
67 |
43 |
18 |
6 |
438 |
I'm an Economist, so I just assumed a wall. |
1.4478 |
0.08314 |
67 |
44 |
16 |
7 |
439 |
It's not pride that comes before a fall; it's an overactive imagination. |
1.4478 |
0.08314 |
67 |
44 |
16 |
7 |
440 |
For some reason, I feel like I'm forgetting something. |
1.4478 |
0.08314 |
67 |
44 |
16 |
7 |
441 |
Can you throw me that rope there? |
1.4478 |
0.08841 |
67 |
46 |
12 |
9 |
442 |
Actually, the hardest part is finding the invisible Sherpas. |
1.4474 |
0.07812 |
76 |
50 |
18 |
8 |
443 |
i'm half way where? |
1.4462 |
0.07605 |
65 |
40 |
21 |
4 |
444 |
Transcendental mountain climbing? |
1.4459 |
0.08418 |
74 |
51 |
13 |
10 |
445 |
I'm pretty sure it's the Ambien. |
1.4444 |
0.07371 |
72 |
45 |
22 |
5 |
446 |
Don't wake me up. Don't wake me up. |
1.4429 |
0.08546 |
70 |
48 |
13 |
9 |
447 |
I'm hoping visibility will be better at the top. |
1.4429 |
0.07785 |
70 |
45 |
19 |
6 |
448 |
No, I've got this — I trained as a mime. |
1.4429 |
0.07233 |
70 |
43 |
23 |
4 |
449 |
I realized my contract has an escape clause. |
1.4429 |
0.07514 |
70 |
44 |
21 |
5 |
450 |
It's OK, I'm an economist, I just assume there's a mountain. |
1.4429 |
0.07785 |
70 |
45 |
19 |
6 |
451 |
First there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is. |
1.4429 |
0.08784 |
70 |
49 |
11 |
10 |
452 |
Extreme Miming |
1.4429 |
0.07785 |
70 |
45 |
19 |
6 |
453 |
Virtual reality has come a long way. |
1.4429 |
0.08300 |
70 |
47 |
15 |
8 |
454 |
Toss me that imaginary rope, would you? |
1.4429 |
0.07514 |
70 |
44 |
21 |
5 |
455 |
Hey! Would you mind spotting? |
1.4429 |
0.07233 |
70 |
43 |
23 |
4 |
456 |
Can you call the cartoonist? I need a line. |
1.4412 |
0.08217 |
68 |
45 |
16 |
7 |
457 |
Yes, but look at me through your smartphone. |
1.4412 |
0.07665 |
68 |
43 |
20 |
5 |
458 |
The rocks are in my head. |
1.4412 |
0.08217 |
68 |
45 |
16 |
7 |
459 |
Why climb a mountain? Because it's not there. |
1.4412 |
0.08217 |
68 |
45 |
16 |
7 |
460 |
"Fall ?"--"From what ?" ' |
1.4412 |
0.07946 |
68 |
44 |
18 |
6 |
461 |
I thought the Stairway to Heaven would have steps! |
1.4412 |
0.08983 |
68 |
48 |
10 |
10 |
462 |
I cling to my aspirations! |
1.4412 |
0.08735 |
68 |
47 |
12 |
9 |
463 |
No, it’s not particularly hard—finding it was a bitch, though. |
1.4412 |
0.07665 |
68 |
43 |
20 |
5 |
464 |
How will you know when you've reached the top? |
1.4412 |
0.07946 |
68 |
44 |
18 |
6 |
465 |
It's not as easy as it looks, Frank. |
1.4412 |
0.07946 |
68 |
44 |
18 |
6 |
466 |
I'm your cloud engineer! |
1.4394 |
0.08116 |
66 |
43 |
17 |
6 |
467 |
There used to be a corporate ladder here...I think it's been outsourced. |
1.4394 |
0.07823 |
66 |
42 |
19 |
5 |
468 |
I took classes online. |
1.4394 |
0.07520 |
66 |
41 |
21 |
4 |
469 |
The secret is never look down. |
1.4394 |
0.07823 |
66 |
42 |
19 |
5 |
470 |
It just takes practice and the right gear. |
1.4394 |
0.07823 |
66 |
42 |
19 |
5 |
471 |
There IS a wall here, right? |
1.4394 |
0.07823 |
66 |
42 |
19 |
5 |
472 |
It combines my two passions: climbing and minimalism. |
1.4394 |
0.07823 |
66 |
42 |
19 |
5 |
473 |
I graduated from mime college summa cum laude. |
1.4394 |
0.08671 |
66 |
45 |
13 |
8 |
474 |
Si Senor, just practicing in case Trump gets elected! |
1.4394 |
0.08671 |
66 |
45 |
13 |
8 |
475 |
I call it mind over mortar! |
1.4394 |
0.08671 |
66 |
45 |
13 |
8 |
476 |
Glass ceiling, here I come. |
1.4394 |
0.07823 |
66 |
42 |
19 |
5 |
477 |
the only problem with climbing an imaginary mountain is, you never know when you've reached the top |
1.4375 |
0.07992 |
64 |
41 |
18 |
5 |
478 |
Draw me a line, will ya? |
1.4375 |
0.08590 |
64 |
43 |
14 |
7 |
479 |
Why? Because it is virtually there. |
1.4366 |
0.08447 |
71 |
49 |
13 |
9 |
480 |
I'm neither between a rock nor a hard place. |
1.4366 |
0.08206 |
71 |
48 |
15 |
8 |
481 |
I'm trying to overcome my fear of heights and open spaces at the same time. |
1.4366 |
0.07700 |
71 |
46 |
19 |
6 |
482 |
My GPS say's there is a mountain here. So I'm climbing ! |
1.4366 |
0.07957 |
71 |
47 |
17 |
7 |
483 |
Google Street View said said it was here! |
1.4366 |
0.07957 |
71 |
47 |
17 |
7 |
484 |
What do you mean, "What mountain?" |
1.4348 |
0.07856 |
69 |
45 |
18 |
6 |
485 |
Could I borrow a pen? |
1.4348 |
0.07856 |
69 |
45 |
18 |
6 |
486 |
Enough with the 'Off the wall' comments! |
1.4348 |
0.08123 |
69 |
46 |
16 |
7 |
487 |
...And now I wish to speak to you about a matter of some gravity... |
1.4348 |
0.07856 |
69 |
45 |
18 |
6 |
488 |
I left my air guitar up here somewhere. |
1.4348 |
0.07856 |
69 |
45 |
18 |
6 |
489 |
It's coming down that's hard. |
1.4348 |
0.07580 |
69 |
44 |
20 |
5 |
490 |
Please tell me my parachute is open. |
1.4328 |
0.08298 |
67 |
45 |
15 |
7 |
491 |
I have an incredible imagination |
1.4328 |
0.08021 |
67 |
44 |
17 |
6 |
492 |
It'll look better once I Photoshop a mountain in. |
1.4328 |
0.08826 |
67 |
47 |
11 |
9 |
493 |
Marcel Marceau eat your heart out! |
1.4328 |
0.07436 |
67 |
42 |
21 |
4 |
494 |
Conceptually, I am using revolutionary free climbing techniques. In reality, I am screwed. |
1.4328 |
0.09079 |
67 |
48 |
9 |
10 |
495 |
Legal sent me. I'm off to find your glass ceiling. |
1.4328 |
0.07734 |
67 |
43 |
19 |
5 |
496 |
See you on the other side. |
1.4328 |
0.08298 |
67 |
45 |
15 |
7 |
497 |
Quick , Imagine a ladder |
1.4328 |
0.07734 |
67 |
43 |
19 |
5 |
498 |
I have a pretty good idea where the cartoonist will draw the mountain. |
1.4324 |
0.08182 |
74 |
51 |
14 |
9 |
499 |
Quick, Sipress, draw in a mountain. |
1.4308 |
0.08483 |
65 |
44 |
14 |
7 |
500 |
Now will you admit that I'm the world's greatest mime? |
1.4308 |
0.08483 |
65 |
44 |
14 |
7 |
501 |
I told him to draw the climbing wall first... |
1.4308 |
0.07896 |
65 |
42 |
18 |
5 |
502 |
It's basically a philosophical exercise. |
1.4308 |
0.07262 |
65 |
40 |
22 |
3 |
503 |
Tell David to draw the climbing wall, fast! |
1.4308 |
0.08483 |
65 |
44 |
14 |
7 |
504 |
The trick is: Never Look Down |
1.4308 |
0.07586 |
65 |
41 |
20 |
4 |
505 |
Because "Because it's there" is too easy. |
1.4308 |
0.09032 |
65 |
46 |
10 |
9 |
506 |
The trick, Harold, is to remember that you are a cartoon drawing. |
1.4308 |
0.08195 |
65 |
43 |
16 |
6 |
507 |
My TED Talk is about overcoming invisible roadblocks. What's yours? |
1.4308 |
0.09032 |
65 |
46 |
10 |
9 |
508 |
I got this far on white privilege alone. |
1.4308 |
0.08483 |
65 |
44 |
14 |
7 |
509 |
It's kind of a metaphor, but not really. |
1.4308 |
0.08483 |
65 |
44 |
14 |
7 |
510 |
For the record, I no longer think safety lines are for sissies. |
1.4306 |
0.07355 |
72 |
46 |
21 |
5 |
511 |
Google maps pinned it right here! |
1.4286 |
0.08380 |
63 |
42 |
15 |
6 |
512 |
It's even harder because it isn't there. |
1.4286 |
0.08530 |
70 |
49 |
12 |
9 |
513 |
It's called the Wall of Air. It's the only one they could get Mexico to pay for. |
1.4286 |
0.07768 |
70 |
46 |
18 |
6 |
514 |
Yeah, but the threat isn't real either. |
1.4286 |
0.08069 |
63 |
41 |
17 |
5 |
515 |
Reality hurts more on the way down. |
1.4286 |
0.08680 |
63 |
43 |
13 |
7 |
516 |
"Green Screen" climbing will allow me to check off several peaks from my Bucket List. |
1.4286 |
0.08970 |
63 |
44 |
11 |
8 |
517 |
Take a picture, take a picture! |
1.4286 |
0.08680 |
63 |
43 |
13 |
7 |
518 |
I'm trying this new sport, mock climbing |
1.4286 |
0.08030 |
70 |
47 |
16 |
7 |
519 |
No, the sky's your limit. |
1.4265 |
0.07048 |
68 |
42 |
23 |
3 |
520 |
Sketch in a trampoline!! |
1.4265 |
0.07646 |
68 |
44 |
19 |
5 |
521 |
It's OK, scenery is added in post-production. |
1.4265 |
0.07928 |
68 |
45 |
17 |
6 |
522 |
I know it doesn't exist, that's why I'm climbing it. |
1.4265 |
0.07928 |
68 |
45 |
17 |
6 |
523 |
Problem is knowing where the summit is. |
1.4265 |
0.07353 |
68 |
43 |
21 |
4 |
524 |
The hardest mountains to climb are the ones in your head. |
1.4265 |
0.07646 |
68 |
44 |
19 |
5 |
525 |
The spiked shoes were definitely a stupid idea. |
1.4265 |
0.07353 |
68 |
43 |
21 |
4 |
526 |
Quick! Draw me a wall. |
1.4265 |
0.07646 |
68 |
44 |
19 |
5 |
527 |
I'm practicing my exit from the Republican Convention |
1.4265 |
0.08463 |
68 |
47 |
13 |
8 |
528 |
Ice climbing was a lot easier before global warming. |
1.4265 |
0.08719 |
68 |
48 |
11 |
9 |
529 |
It's easy if you don't look down! |
1.4262 |
0.08576 |
61 |
41 |
14 |
6 |
530 |
Nothing to see here. |
1.4242 |
0.07498 |
66 |
42 |
20 |
4 |
531 |
That's why I'm wearing a helmet. |
1.4242 |
0.07803 |
66 |
43 |
18 |
5 |
532 |
What do you mean "It's not there"? |
1.4242 |
0.08379 |
66 |
45 |
14 |
7 |
533 |
I learned this in mime class. |
1.4242 |
0.07803 |
66 |
43 |
18 |
5 |
534 |
Oh dear, I may have overestimated my skills as a mime! |
1.4242 |
0.08096 |
66 |
44 |
16 |
6 |
535 |
Getting down is always the hard part. |
1.4242 |
0.07803 |
66 |
43 |
18 |
5 |
536 |
The Emperor's New Wall |
1.4219 |
0.08569 |
64 |
44 |
13 |
7 |
537 |
Excuse me - I've gotta catch some air! |
1.4219 |
0.07970 |
64 |
42 |
17 |
5 |
538 |
My whole life, I see things others only imagine. |
1.4219 |
0.08275 |
64 |
43 |
15 |
6 |
539 |
Just because you can't see the mountain does't mean it ain't there. |
1.4219 |
0.07321 |
64 |
40 |
21 |
3 |
540 |
According to the Republican Party platform, there's still a glacier here. |
1.4219 |
0.08569 |
64 |
44 |
13 |
7 |
541 |
I climb because it isn't there. |
1.4219 |
0.07652 |
64 |
41 |
19 |
4 |
542 |
Shhh, I'm mountain miming... |
1.4219 |
0.07321 |
64 |
40 |
21 |
3 |
543 |
Because it's there. Or not. I'm not really sure. |
1.4219 |
0.08275 |
64 |
43 |
15 |
6 |
544 |
Must...make it...out of...the cartoon. |
1.4219 |
0.07652 |
64 |
41 |
19 |
4 |
545 |
For me, looking up is just as frightening. |
1.4219 |
0.08275 |
64 |
43 |
15 |
6 |
546 |
Please draw the building fast. |
1.4203 |
0.07559 |
69 |
45 |
19 |
5 |
547 |
Harry, it's not the destination, it's the journey. |
1.4203 |
0.06973 |
69 |
43 |
23 |
3 |
548 |
I was a climate change denier when I started up this glacier. |
1.4203 |
0.06660 |
69 |
42 |
25 |
2 |
549 |
Quick! Draw in a building! I can't hold on much longer! |
1.4203 |
0.07559 |
69 |
45 |
19 |
5 |
550 |
I can't tell if it is the LSD or the Virtual Reality kicking in. |
1.4203 |
0.07272 |
69 |
44 |
21 |
4 |
551 |
It's okay, I'm just practicing. |
1.4194 |
0.08146 |
62 |
41 |
16 |
5 |
552 |
Do you think you could throw me a pen? |
1.4194 |
0.08146 |
62 |
41 |
16 |
5 |
553 |
You're right, this might be the densest humidity ever. |
1.4194 |
0.08146 |
62 |
41 |
16 |
5 |
554 |
The Emperor's New Climb |
1.4189 |
0.08165 |
74 |
52 |
13 |
9 |
555 |
Darn you Pokemon Go! |
1.4182 |
0.08873 |
55 |
37 |
13 |
5 |
556 |
Come back! I was joking; he didn't win the election! |
1.4179 |
0.08278 |
67 |
46 |
14 |
7 |
557 |
You may not see it, but my Pokemon Go app says there's a Pikachu at the summit. |
1.4179 |
0.08000 |
67 |
45 |
16 |
6 |
558 |
You just visualize the wall. |
1.4179 |
0.07413 |
67 |
43 |
20 |
4 |
559 |
The trick is don't look down. |
1.4179 |
0.08546 |
67 |
47 |
12 |
8 |
560 |
Don't just stand there. Throw me that rope! |
1.4179 |
0.08278 |
67 |
46 |
14 |
7 |
561 |
I know, I know! I should have pulled the cord sooner. |
1.4179 |
0.07712 |
67 |
44 |
18 |
5 |
562 |
What happened to the green screen? |
1.4179 |
0.07413 |
67 |
43 |
20 |
4 |
563 |
There really is a glass ceiling! |
1.4179 |
0.07712 |
67 |
44 |
18 |
5 |
564 |
Tell me I'm not gifted Dad! |
1.4179 |
0.08000 |
67 |
45 |
16 |
6 |
565 |
Of course you can't see it, it's a virtual climbing wall. |
1.4179 |
0.08000 |
67 |
45 |
16 |
6 |
566 |
My therapist told me I needed to overcome the obstacles in my head. |
1.4167 |
0.07850 |
72 |
49 |
16 |
7 |
567 |
There's a PokeStop up here somewhere. |
1.4167 |
0.09295 |
60 |
43 |
9 |
8 |
568 |
The most challenging obstacles are those you can't see! |
1.4167 |
0.08333 |
60 |
40 |
15 |
5 |
569 |
The mountains you can't see are always the hardest to climb. |
1.4154 |
0.07561 |
65 |
42 |
19 |
4 |
570 |
I'm at the "then there is no mountain" stage. |
1.4154 |
0.08462 |
65 |
45 |
13 |
7 |
571 |
I told you to be patient. Mexico will pay for the wall. |
1.4154 |
0.09275 |
65 |
48 |
7 |
10 |
572 |
These new Nike Airs are really exceeding my expectations! |
1.4154 |
0.07873 |
65 |
43 |
17 |
5 |
573 |
These days, it's just faster than flying. |
1.4154 |
0.07873 |
65 |
43 |
17 |
5 |
574 |
Talk about moving mountains. |
1.4154 |
0.08741 |
65 |
46 |
11 |
8 |
575 |
Because it's there. |
1.4154 |
0.08173 |
65 |
44 |
15 |
6 |
576 |
At which point should the green screen start to work? |
1.4154 |
0.07873 |
65 |
43 |
17 |
5 |
577 |
It's not nearly as hard as it looks--the trick is to visualize success. |
1.4154 |
0.08741 |
65 |
46 |
11 |
8 |
578 |
It's called "Mountain-airing" |
1.4154 |
0.07873 |
65 |
43 |
17 |
5 |
579 |
Harder than it looks! |
1.4154 |
0.08173 |
65 |
44 |
15 |
6 |
580 |
It's extreme miming! |
1.4154 |
0.07873 |
65 |
43 |
17 |
5 |
581 |
NASA's re-entry program required some budget cuts. |
1.4154 |
0.08173 |
65 |
44 |
15 |
6 |
582 |
Hey! Can you draw me a ladder? |
1.4154 |
0.08173 |
65 |
44 |
15 |
6 |
583 |
It's not a parachute, it's a change of underwear. |
1.4154 |
0.07236 |
65 |
41 |
21 |
3 |
584 |
Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it's not there. |
1.4154 |
0.07561 |
65 |
42 |
19 |
4 |
585 |
I love Quantum Physics! |
1.4143 |
0.07747 |
70 |
47 |
17 |
6 |
586 |
No worries pal, the water will break my fall. |
1.4127 |
0.08947 |
63 |
45 |
10 |
8 |
587 |
Never seen a mime climb a mountain? |
1.4127 |
0.08043 |
63 |
42 |
16 |
5 |
588 |
I'm grasping at thin air, and quite successfully at that. |
1.4127 |
0.08043 |
63 |
42 |
16 |
5 |
589 |
It's this new thing called the Trump Method; you just pull your next point 'outta thin air and climb as high as it'll take you. |
1.4127 |
0.08356 |
63 |
43 |
14 |
6 |
590 |
Its all in the mind |
1.4127 |
0.07379 |
63 |
40 |
20 |
3 |
591 |
Quick ! Tell Sipress to draw a ledge or a mountain, a ladder, stairs, anything. I can't hold on much longer. |
1.4127 |
0.09229 |
63 |
46 |
8 |
9 |
592 |
Look Dad, no wall! |
1.4127 |
0.08657 |
63 |
44 |
12 |
7 |
593 |
I took an online climbing course. |
1.4127 |
0.07718 |
63 |
41 |
18 |
4 |
594 |
There's no there here. |
1.4127 |
0.08356 |
63 |
43 |
14 |
6 |
595 |
I am the air apparent. |
1.4127 |
0.08947 |
63 |
45 |
10 |
8 |
596 |
My airline started charging $25 for landing. |
1.4127 |
0.08356 |
63 |
43 |
14 |
6 |
597 |
You asked me why and I tell you. "Because it's not there!" |
1.4127 |
0.08356 |
63 |
43 |
14 |
6 |
598 |
Because there's no "there" there. |
1.4127 |
0.08947 |
63 |
45 |
10 |
8 |
599 |
Sometimes believing is not seeing. |
1.4118 |
0.07622 |
68 |
45 |
18 |
5 |
600 |
I'm doing it because it's not here. |
1.4118 |
0.08698 |
68 |
49 |
10 |
9 |
601 |
I’m climbing the Fourth Wall. |
1.4098 |
0.08864 |
61 |
43 |
11 |
7 |
602 |
will ya hurry up and finish the damn cartoon! |
1.4098 |
0.09167 |
61 |
44 |
9 |
8 |
603 |
I always feel like I'm missing something... |
1.4098 |
0.08224 |
61 |
41 |
15 |
5 |
604 |
"The hard part is getting past this imaginary mountain goat". |
1.4098 |
0.07885 |
61 |
40 |
17 |
4 |
605 |
Is the green screen on? |
1.4098 |
0.08864 |
61 |
43 |
11 |
7 |
606 |
I simply outgrew 'air guitar'. |
1.4098 |
0.08864 |
61 |
43 |
11 |
7 |
607 |
I started with an invisible molehill. |
1.4098 |
0.08550 |
61 |
42 |
13 |
6 |
608 |
I'm training for the mime world championships. |
1.4091 |
0.07778 |
66 |
44 |
17 |
5 |
609 |
Why do I climb mountains? Because they're not there. |
1.4091 |
0.07778 |
66 |
44 |
17 |
5 |
610 |
This is harder than it looks. |
1.4091 |
0.07778 |
66 |
44 |
17 |
5 |
611 |
On second thought, air guitar was safer. |
1.4091 |
0.08072 |
66 |
45 |
15 |
6 |
612 |
Extreme pantomime! |
1.4091 |
0.08072 |
66 |
45 |
15 |
6 |
613 |
I'm dreaming the impossible dream. |
1.4091 |
0.07472 |
66 |
43 |
19 |
4 |
614 |
Can you please move that line up and draw in a damn cliff? |
1.4091 |
0.08356 |
66 |
46 |
13 |
7 |
615 |
I am looking for an AirB&B! |
1.4091 |
0.08072 |
66 |
45 |
15 |
6 |
616 |
It's a lot harder than it looks. |
1.4091 |
0.08356 |
66 |
46 |
13 |
7 |
617 |
Whatever you do, don't look down. |
1.4091 |
0.07778 |
66 |
44 |
17 |
5 |
618 |
Would you please turn the blue screen back on! |
1.4091 |
0.07778 |
66 |
44 |
17 |
5 |
619 |
Check it out, Mexico finally agreed to pay for it! |
1.4074 |
0.08573 |
54 |
36 |
14 |
4 |
620 |
My imagination is getting away with me. |
1.4062 |
0.07943 |
64 |
43 |
16 |
5 |
621 |
I'm higher than I thought. |
1.4062 |
0.08249 |
64 |
44 |
14 |
6 |
622 |
I'm climbing this mountain because it isn't there. |
1.4062 |
0.07624 |
64 |
42 |
18 |
4 |
623 |
Look, Dad, no mountain! |
1.4062 |
0.08545 |
64 |
45 |
12 |
7 |
624 |
Send for help if I'm not back in... You know what? Just send for help now. |
1.4062 |
0.08249 |
64 |
44 |
14 |
6 |
625 |
I studied with Marcel Marceau. |
1.4062 |
0.07624 |
64 |
42 |
18 |
4 |
626 |
Relax, I'm just rescuing Shrodinger's cat. |
1.4062 |
0.07624 |
64 |
42 |
18 |
4 |
627 |
Somebody call my support group! |
1.4062 |
0.07624 |
64 |
42 |
18 |
4 |
628 |
I'm climbing this one because it ISN'T there. |
1.4062 |
0.07943 |
64 |
43 |
16 |
5 |
629 |
Can you lend me a pen? |
1.4062 |
0.08545 |
64 |
45 |
12 |
7 |
630 |
Now do you believe the glaciers are disappearing? |
1.4062 |
0.07624 |
64 |
42 |
18 |
4 |
631 |
Don't just stand there- toss me that rope! |
1.4062 |
0.08545 |
64 |
45 |
12 |
7 |
632 |
Wilbur was having second thoughts about this whole "parachuting thing", as he tried to get back into the plane. |
1.4062 |
0.08249 |
64 |
44 |
14 |
6 |
633 |
Help! I'm clinging to false hope. |
1.4062 |
0.07624 |
64 |
42 |
18 |
4 |
634 |
It's called virtual climbing. |
1.4062 |
0.07943 |
64 |
43 |
16 |
5 |
635 |
Shouldn't he have drawn the mountain first? |
1.4062 |
0.07292 |
64 |
41 |
20 |
3 |
636 |
You're so literal. |
1.4062 |
0.08545 |
64 |
45 |
12 |
7 |
637 |
I'm a graduate of the School of Extreme Miming |
1.4062 |
0.08545 |
64 |
45 |
12 |
7 |
638 |
I'm doing more with less! |
1.4062 |
0.07624 |
64 |
42 |
18 |
4 |
639 |
Don't say it! I'm almost there. |
1.4062 |
0.07292 |
64 |
41 |
20 |
3 |
640 |
Sipress drew me first. He'll fill in the mountain when he gets back from lunch. |
1.4058 |
0.07535 |
69 |
46 |
18 |
5 |
641 |
I knew I shouldn't have downloaded that Pokemon Go app! |
1.4058 |
0.07812 |
69 |
47 |
16 |
6 |
642 |
Don't be such a pessimist. |
1.4038 |
0.08796 |
52 |
35 |
13 |
4 |
643 |
Aren’t you the one who said, ‘If you can dream it, you can do it’? |
1.4035 |
0.07860 |
57 |
37 |
17 |
3 |
644 |
Don't worry, I'll be back yesterday. |
1.4035 |
0.08976 |
57 |
40 |
11 |
6 |
645 |
Could you pass me my imaginary rope? |
1.4032 |
0.07437 |
62 |
40 |
19 |
3 |
646 |
Quite a tricky ascent in Wite-Out conditions. |
1.4032 |
0.08744 |
62 |
44 |
11 |
7 |
647 |
Notice the absence of any carbon footprint? |
1.4032 |
0.08117 |
62 |
42 |
15 |
5 |
648 |
The company switched to a virtual corporate ladder. |
1.4032 |
0.07785 |
62 |
41 |
17 |
4 |
649 |
Help! I've lost touch with reality! |
1.4032 |
0.08117 |
62 |
42 |
15 |
5 |
650 |
I guess the mountain finally went to Mohammed... |
1.4032 |
0.07437 |
62 |
40 |
19 |
3 |
651 |
One must always exercise caution when climbing in a white-out! |
1.4032 |
0.08437 |
62 |
43 |
13 |
6 |
652 |
I'll be back in the fall. |
1.4032 |
0.07785 |
62 |
41 |
17 |
4 |
653 |
You might want to move |
1.4032 |
0.07785 |
62 |
41 |
17 |
4 |
654 |
I'm going to call it Space Mountain! |
1.4030 |
0.07974 |
67 |
46 |
15 |
6 |
655 |
So you still think mime is the lowest form of humor. |
1.4030 |
0.08253 |
67 |
47 |
13 |
7 |
656 |
. . . theory. Gravity is just a . . . |
1.4030 |
0.07385 |
67 |
44 |
19 |
4 |
657 |
We'll fill it in later with CGI |
1.4000 |
0.07206 |
65 |
42 |
20 |
3 |
658 |
You might want to add it to the list of side effects. |
1.4000 |
0.08302 |
60 |
41 |
14 |
5 |
659 |
I'm looking for Pokemon. |
1.4000 |
0.08145 |
65 |
45 |
14 |
6 |
660 |
I have to get off this helium diet. |
1.4000 |
0.07532 |
65 |
43 |
18 |
4 |
661 |
Why must you always say I'm going nowhere? |
1.4000 |
0.07845 |
65 |
44 |
16 |
5 |
662 |
I dunno--first there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is. |
1.4000 |
0.08145 |
65 |
45 |
14 |
6 |
663 |
Frank, you're driving me up the wall! |
1.4000 |
0.07955 |
60 |
40 |
16 |
4 |
664 |
It's all mind over Matterhorn. |
1.4000 |
0.07845 |
65 |
44 |
16 |
5 |
665 |
Sure, I may be delusional, but you have to admit, I'm a damn good climber! |
1.4000 |
0.07206 |
65 |
42 |
20 |
3 |
666 |
There's nothing to see here, move along. |
1.4000 |
0.08716 |
65 |
47 |
10 |
8 |
667 |
Keep your gravity, I'm out of here. |
1.4000 |
0.08957 |
60 |
43 |
10 |
7 |
668 |
WHAT CORD DO I PULL????!!!! WHAT CORD DO I PULL????!!!! WHAT CORD DO I PULL????!!!! |
1.4000 |
0.08636 |
60 |
42 |
12 |
6 |
669 |
In case he wins, I'm practicing my escape over his imaginary wall. |
1.4000 |
0.08145 |
65 |
45 |
14 |
6 |
670 |
Surprisingly, Trump's wall is easy to climb. |
1.4000 |
0.08302 |
60 |
41 |
14 |
5 |
671 |
Without the cleats this is impossible. |
1.4000 |
0.07845 |
65 |
44 |
16 |
5 |
672 |
Back in my day, we actually had to climb something |
1.4000 |
0.08435 |
65 |
46 |
12 |
7 |
673 |
"I'm an extreme social climber". |
1.4000 |
0.07532 |
65 |
43 |
18 |
4 |
674 |
For God's sake, Sipress -- Draw something! |
1.4000 |
0.08241 |
70 |
50 |
12 |
8 |
675 |
I forgot whether I was going up or down. |
1.4000 |
0.07722 |
70 |
48 |
16 |
6 |
676 |
"It's called virtual non-reality". |
1.4000 |
0.08145 |
65 |
45 |
14 |
6 |
677 |
Heck, for all I know I'm spelunking. |
1.3971 |
0.07878 |
68 |
47 |
15 |
6 |
678 |
will you please draw in the damn mountain |
1.3968 |
0.08920 |
63 |
46 |
9 |
8 |
679 |
Frankly, climbing Trump's wall is just as realistic as building it! |
1.3968 |
0.08013 |
63 |
43 |
15 |
5 |
680 |
I should have taken that golden parachute! |
1.3968 |
0.08326 |
63 |
44 |
13 |
6 |
681 |
There he goes with another one of his off-the-wall stunts... |
1.3968 |
0.08326 |
63 |
44 |
13 |
6 |
682 |
This is the last time I accept a ride from Wonder Woman! |
1.3968 |
0.08326 |
63 |
44 |
13 |
6 |
683 |
Wow! Those glaciers sure are melting fast. |
1.3968 |
0.08920 |
63 |
46 |
9 |
8 |
684 |
Quick, build a wall, and don't worry about who's going to pay for it. |
1.3968 |
0.08920 |
63 |
46 |
9 |
8 |
685 |
Why did you want to climb it? Because it isn't there |
1.3968 |
0.08326 |
63 |
44 |
13 |
6 |
686 |
Don't ask! |
1.3968 |
0.08326 |
63 |
44 |
13 |
6 |
687 |
I just knew I was forgetting something - gravity ! |
1.3968 |
0.07687 |
63 |
42 |
17 |
4 |
688 |
Well, until the cartoonist gets back, I'm both falling and climbing. |
1.3968 |
0.08013 |
63 |
43 |
15 |
5 |
689 |
Did you say, "Because it isn't there?" |
1.3968 |
0.07346 |
63 |
41 |
19 |
3 |
690 |
Was I going up or down? |
1.3968 |
0.08013 |
63 |
43 |
15 |
5 |
691 |
Eat my shorts, Marcel Marceau! |
1.3968 |
0.08326 |
63 |
44 |
13 |
6 |
692 |
I really am rethinking the safety of "Marcel Marceau's Rock Climbing Course" |
1.3968 |
0.08013 |
63 |
43 |
15 |
5 |
693 |
Some of us climb because it *isn't* there. |
1.3968 |
0.08013 |
63 |
43 |
15 |
5 |
694 |
I'm climbing this mountain because it's NOT there! |
1.3968 |
0.08013 |
63 |
43 |
15 |
5 |
695 |
Quick! Draw a mountain. |
1.3968 |
0.08013 |
63 |
43 |
15 |
5 |
696 |
Don't say anything! I'm afraid of imaginary heights! |
1.3966 |
0.08848 |
58 |
41 |
11 |
6 |
697 |
This would've been easier if the cartoonist knew how to draw a ladder. |
1.3966 |
0.08499 |
58 |
40 |
13 |
5 |
698 |
I climb mountains because they're not there. |
1.3966 |
0.08499 |
58 |
40 |
13 |
5 |
699 |
Why? Because it's NOT there. Take that, George Mallory. |
1.3966 |
0.09183 |
58 |
42 |
9 |
7 |
700 |
It may look like nothing, but it's actually quite hard. |
1.3966 |
0.07754 |
58 |
38 |
17 |
3 |
701 |
This is what happens when people do (underline "do") move mountains! |
1.3966 |
0.08499 |
58 |
40 |
13 |
5 |
702 |
My life obstacles are imaginary, but they still must be conquered. |
1.3939 |
0.08329 |
66 |
47 |
12 |
7 |
703 |
My climbing is literal, the rocks are figurative. |
1.3939 |
0.07122 |
66 |
43 |
20 |
3 |
704 |
Can you pass me the imaginary ice axe please? |
1.3939 |
0.07749 |
66 |
45 |
16 |
5 |
705 |
I am Embracing Nothingness. |
1.3939 |
0.07442 |
66 |
44 |
18 |
4 |
706 |
Whiteout! |
1.3939 |
0.08044 |
66 |
46 |
14 |
6 |
707 |
Which way to the glass ceiling? |
1.3934 |
0.08518 |
61 |
43 |
12 |
6 |
708 |
Total whiteout on this mountain! |
1.3934 |
0.07495 |
61 |
40 |
18 |
3 |
709 |
This really is the story of my life, climbing nowhere fast. |
1.3934 |
0.07851 |
61 |
41 |
16 |
4 |
710 |
Please tell me the net is invisible too! |
1.3934 |
0.08518 |
61 |
43 |
12 |
6 |
711 |
Quick! Build that wall! |
1.3934 |
0.08518 |
61 |
43 |
12 |
6 |
712 |
It's one hundred percent mental! |
1.3934 |
0.08518 |
61 |
43 |
12 |
6 |
713 |
What good is a golden parachute when there is no corporate ladder? |
1.3934 |
0.08518 |
61 |
43 |
12 |
6 |
714 |
Air Everest. |
1.3934 |
0.08518 |
61 |
43 |
12 |
6 |
715 |
I'm guessing by your expression that my invisibility cloak fell off again? |
1.3934 |
0.07851 |
61 |
41 |
16 |
4 |
716 |
Hurry up! We've got to get out before they give us some terrible caption. |
1.3934 |
0.08191 |
61 |
42 |
14 |
5 |
717 |
It's the stairs to my Airbnb. |
1.3929 |
0.09763 |
56 |
42 |
6 |
8 |
718 |
this is by far the worst white out I've experienced |
1.3922 |
0.07960 |
51 |
33 |
16 |
2 |
719 |
I'm afraid this dream isn't going to end well. |
1.3906 |
0.08219 |
64 |
45 |
13 |
6 |
720 |
Houston, we have a problem. |
1.3906 |
0.07591 |
64 |
43 |
17 |
4 |
721 |
Going up? I thought I was coming down. |
1.3906 |
0.07911 |
64 |
44 |
15 |
5 |
722 |
Isaac Newton called it off |
1.3906 |
0.08515 |
64 |
46 |
11 |
7 |
723 |
And you thought that Sisyphus had a tough climb! |
1.3906 |
0.07911 |
64 |
44 |
15 |
5 |
724 |
If anyone is looking for me, I'll be at the top of the page on the 'New Yorker' logo. |
1.3906 |
0.08219 |
64 |
45 |
13 |
6 |
725 |
I miss the corporate ladder. |
1.3906 |
0.06538 |
64 |
40 |
23 |
1 |
726 |
Is this the wall Mexico paid for? |
1.3906 |
0.08219 |
64 |
45 |
13 |
6 |
727 |
I've got to escape out of this New Yorker cartoon before some idiot writes an embarrassing caption. |
1.3898 |
0.08722 |
59 |
42 |
11 |
6 |
728 |
If he's elected, this will be a handy skill. |
1.3898 |
0.08024 |
59 |
40 |
15 |
4 |
729 |
On paper I'm halfway there. |
1.3898 |
0.08381 |
59 |
41 |
13 |
5 |
730 |
I'm off to see my imaginary friend. |
1.3898 |
0.08024 |
59 |
40 |
15 |
4 |
731 |
'Marcel Marceau said it couldn't be done.' |
1.3898 |
0.08024 |
59 |
40 |
15 |
4 |
732 |
Where there's a will, there's a wall. |
1.3881 |
0.07039 |
67 |
44 |
20 |
3 |
733 |
It's not about the destination. |
1.3881 |
0.07655 |
67 |
46 |
16 |
5 |
734 |
Draw me some rocks. |
1.3871 |
0.08083 |
62 |
43 |
14 |
5 |
735 |
I actually like this post-fact world. |
1.3871 |
0.08713 |
62 |
45 |
10 |
7 |
736 |
I'm late for the summit meeting. |
1.3871 |
0.08404 |
62 |
44 |
12 |
6 |
737 |
Are you sure this is the original Stairway To Heaven? |
1.3871 |
0.08083 |
62 |
43 |
14 |
5 |
738 |
I'm climbing ironically. |
1.3871 |
0.07400 |
62 |
41 |
18 |
3 |
739 |
Quick! Go find Sipress! |
1.3871 |
0.07400 |
62 |
41 |
18 |
3 |
740 |
It's easier if you're high |
1.3871 |
0.07749 |
62 |
42 |
16 |
4 |
741 |
Can one of us please wake up? |
1.3871 |
0.08404 |
62 |
44 |
12 |
6 |
742 |
You have to make it look realistic. |
1.3871 |
0.07749 |
62 |
42 |
16 |
4 |
743 |
Apparently, one of us is seeing things. |
1.3871 |
0.07749 |
62 |
42 |
16 |
4 |
744 |
It's called self actualization. |
1.3871 |
0.07749 |
62 |
42 |
16 |
4 |
745 |
I confess! I'm a social climber! |
1.3871 |
0.08713 |
62 |
45 |
10 |
7 |
746 |
I'm testing the Emperor's new rock-climbing wall! |
1.3871 |
0.08083 |
62 |
43 |
14 |
5 |
747 |
I knew this virtual reality thing would get out of hand |
1.3871 |
0.07749 |
62 |
42 |
16 |
4 |
748 |
Gertrude Stein was wrong. |
1.3871 |
0.07400 |
62 |
41 |
18 |
3 |
749 |
Did Mexico pay for this wall? |
1.3871 |
0.08404 |
62 |
44 |
12 |
6 |
750 |
Damn these virtual reality glasses! |
1.3871 |
0.08083 |
62 |
43 |
14 |
5 |
751 |
I think I can, I think I can, I think I can. |
1.3871 |
0.08083 |
62 |
43 |
14 |
5 |
752 |
...and I suppose you can't see the snow on top, either. |
1.3871 |
0.08713 |
62 |
45 |
10 |
7 |
753 |
Because Tony Robbins says I can. |
1.3871 |
0.07749 |
62 |
42 |
16 |
4 |
754 |
"I'm walking on sunshine". |
1.3871 |
0.07400 |
62 |
41 |
18 |
3 |
755 |
It’s a larger than life representation of the Republican Party’s platform… |
1.3871 |
0.08713 |
62 |
45 |
10 |
7 |
756 |
That's why it's called free climbing. |
1.3871 |
0.07749 |
62 |
42 |
16 |
4 |
757 |
For God's sake, grab the rope! |
1.3871 |
0.08713 |
62 |
45 |
10 |
7 |
758 |
Why limit yourself to climbing mountains just because they're 'there'? |
1.3871 |
0.08404 |
62 |
44 |
12 |
6 |
759 |
The 3-D printer ran out of ink. |
1.3871 |
0.08083 |
62 |
43 |
14 |
5 |
760 |
Why? Because it's... Oh. I see your point. |
1.3871 |
0.08083 |
62 |
43 |
14 |
5 |
761 |
They took down the corporate ladder. |
1.3871 |
0.08404 |
62 |
44 |
12 |
6 |
762 |
I am the poor man's spider man. |
1.3871 |
0.07749 |
62 |
42 |
16 |
4 |
763 |
It's not the mountain. It's the climb. |
1.3871 |
0.08404 |
62 |
44 |
12 |
6 |
764 |
You can come down now, the spider is dead. |
1.3871 |
0.08713 |
62 |
45 |
10 |
7 |
765 |
What did I tell you about sneaking up behind me. |
1.3871 |
0.08083 |
62 |
43 |
14 |
5 |
766 |
The mountain, the mountain, finish the drawing! |
1.3871 |
0.08404 |
62 |
44 |
12 |
6 |
767 |
Hurry up and get me a sharpie! |
1.3871 |
0.06647 |
62 |
39 |
22 |
1 |
768 |
I'm preparing for my escape should Trump build that wall. |
1.3867 |
0.07326 |
75 |
52 |
17 |
6 |
769 |
Did he draw me going up? Or down? |
1.3860 |
0.08582 |
57 |
40 |
12 |
5 |
770 |
Going downhill worries me more. |
1.3860 |
0.08940 |
57 |
41 |
10 |
6 |
771 |
It's a Zen thing. |
1.3860 |
0.08209 |
57 |
39 |
14 |
4 |
772 |
It's actually more dangerous on the way down. |
1.3846 |
0.08405 |
65 |
47 |
11 |
7 |
773 |
Are you climbing the wall built by Mexico? |
1.3846 |
0.09574 |
52 |
38 |
8 |
6 |
774 |
I'm naturally clingy, just ask my ex girlfriends. |
1.3846 |
0.07170 |
65 |
43 |
19 |
3 |
775 |
I can see "the cloud" from here. |
1.3846 |
0.07812 |
65 |
45 |
15 |
5 |
776 |
I got my start playing air guitar. |
1.3846 |
0.07812 |
65 |
45 |
15 |
5 |
777 |
You say you booked it on Airbnb? |
1.3846 |
0.08113 |
65 |
46 |
13 |
6 |
778 |
. . . and after I've done this I'll explain trickle-down economics. |
1.3846 |
0.07812 |
65 |
45 |
15 |
5 |
779 |
Impressive, but I still can't stand mimes. |
1.3846 |
0.08686 |
65 |
48 |
9 |
8 |
780 |
Definitely more difficult than it looks! |
1.3846 |
0.07498 |
65 |
44 |
17 |
4 |
781 |
Well, I'm hoping for a epic mountainside or stunning glacier when the illustrator's back from lunch. |
1.3833 |
0.07551 |
60 |
40 |
17 |
3 |
782 |
Just because you can't see my struggle, doesn't mean it's not real! |
1.3833 |
0.08265 |
60 |
42 |
13 |
5 |
783 |
It is Trump's wall, stupid! |
1.3833 |
0.09535 |
60 |
46 |
5 |
9 |
784 |
Quick! Photoshop me a mountainside! |
1.3833 |
0.08265 |
60 |
42 |
13 |
5 |
785 |
Just erase the horizon line and you'll be right behind me. |
1.3833 |
0.07167 |
60 |
39 |
19 |
2 |
786 |
Those damn beans. |
1.3833 |
0.07551 |
60 |
40 |
17 |
3 |
787 |
Please, go away. This is a personal, private dream. |
1.3833 |
0.07916 |
60 |
41 |
15 |
4 |
788 |
Hey Art, I can see your house from here! |
1.3833 |
0.08600 |
60 |
43 |
11 |
6 |
789 |
I'm a contrarian. I climbed the mountain because it wasn't there. |
1.3833 |
0.08600 |
60 |
43 |
11 |
6 |
790 |
Kansas-based mountaineers have to train somehow. |
1.3833 |
0.08265 |
60 |
42 |
13 |
5 |
791 |
The view from the top is indescribable. |
1.3833 |
0.07916 |
60 |
41 |
15 |
4 |
792 |
'Any Pokemons up there?' |
1.3833 |
0.08265 |
60 |
42 |
13 |
5 |
793 |
What? You've never heard of free-climbing? |
1.3833 |
0.07551 |
60 |
40 |
17 |
3 |
794 |
I'll go anywhere for free wifi. |
1.3824 |
0.07563 |
68 |
47 |
16 |
5 |
795 |
As you can see, visualizing the rock is much harder than the climb |
1.3824 |
0.10354 |
34 |
23 |
9 |
2 |
796 |
Get a grip? Really?? |
1.3818 |
0.08405 |
55 |
38 |
13 |
4 |
797 |
Take a picture already - I can only defy the laws of physics for so long. |
1.3810 |
0.07307 |
63 |
42 |
18 |
3 |
798 |
Damn this minimalist cartoonist! |
1.3810 |
0.08292 |
63 |
45 |
12 |
6 |
799 |
Today's air quality: unhealthy for breathing, fantastic for climbing! |
1.3810 |
0.08595 |
63 |
46 |
10 |
7 |
800 |
I can deal with a virtual fall. |
1.3810 |
0.08292 |
63 |
45 |
12 |
6 |
801 |
Don't just stand there, get me a ladder! |
1.3810 |
0.07977 |
63 |
44 |
14 |
5 |
802 |
They're the new Nike-Air Spikes." |
1.3810 |
0.07650 |
63 |
43 |
16 |
4 |
803 |
I call it, 'Air Velcro!' |
1.3810 |
0.07977 |
63 |
44 |
14 |
5 |
804 |
It's easier when you don't look down |
1.3810 |
0.07977 |
63 |
44 |
14 |
5 |
805 |
Dad, you always said I should conquer the unseen. |
1.3810 |
0.08595 |
63 |
46 |
10 |
7 |
806 |
I told you there was no there there. |
1.3810 |
0.08292 |
63 |
45 |
12 |
6 |
807 |
Don't try this at home |
1.3810 |
0.07307 |
63 |
42 |
18 |
3 |
808 |
Whiteout! Whiteout! |
1.3810 |
0.07977 |
63 |
44 |
14 |
5 |
809 |
Don't look down. Or up. Or in front of you. |
1.3810 |
0.07650 |
63 |
43 |
16 |
4 |
810 |
My therapist said I should face my fears. I'm scared of nothing. |
1.3810 |
0.07650 |
63 |
43 |
16 |
4 |
811 |
Quick! Draw a climbing wall for me to hold onto! |
1.3810 |
0.08292 |
63 |
45 |
12 |
6 |
812 |
It's art. I'm drawing a blank. |
1.3810 |
0.07977 |
63 |
44 |
14 |
5 |
813 |
The top? I guess I haven't really thought this through. |
1.3810 |
0.07650 |
63 |
43 |
16 |
4 |
814 |
It's the new corporate ladder. |
1.3810 |
0.08292 |
63 |
45 |
12 |
6 |
815 |
I told you not to inhale on the first puff. |
1.3793 |
0.08809 |
58 |
42 |
10 |
6 |
816 |
Are you high or am I? |
1.3793 |
0.08809 |
58 |
42 |
10 |
6 |
817 |
This Pokémon Go thing is getting out of control. |
1.3793 |
0.08093 |
58 |
40 |
14 |
4 |
818 |
I see minimalism is reaching new heights. |
1.3793 |
0.08093 |
58 |
40 |
14 |
4 |
819 |
If done right, miming and rock climbing are surprisingly complimentary hobbies. |
1.3793 |
0.09146 |
58 |
43 |
8 |
7 |
820 |
Muhammad, can't you wait for the mountain to come to you? |
1.3793 |
0.08809 |
58 |
42 |
10 |
6 |
821 |
I'll need the ropes for this next section. |
1.3793 |
0.09146 |
58 |
43 |
8 |
7 |
822 |
Just practicing for when it gets built. |
1.3788 |
0.08573 |
66 |
49 |
9 |
8 |
823 |
My hypnotist says there's nothing to it. |
1.3774 |
0.08615 |
53 |
37 |
12 |
4 |
824 |
Why, Mallory? Because it's NOT there. I needed a change. |
1.3770 |
0.08153 |
61 |
43 |
13 |
5 |
825 |
It was just here a second ago. |
1.3770 |
0.07453 |
61 |
41 |
17 |
3 |
826 |
I'm boldly going where no cartoon character has gone before! |
1.3770 |
0.06679 |
61 |
39 |
21 |
1 |
827 |
Oh-oh, I think I have to go to the bathroom. |
1.3770 |
0.08798 |
61 |
45 |
9 |
7 |
828 |
My wife thinks I have unrealistic goals. |
1.3770 |
0.08153 |
61 |
43 |
13 |
5 |
829 |
It's a mental exercise |
1.3770 |
0.07076 |
61 |
40 |
19 |
2 |
830 |
Some days I don't know whether I'm coming or going. |
1.3770 |
0.07811 |
61 |
42 |
15 |
4 |
831 |
Why climb a mountain? Because it's there!!...Oh crap!! |
1.3770 |
0.08153 |
61 |
43 |
13 |
5 |
832 |
And I didn't believe the salesman when he told me these spikes would grip *anything*. |
1.3770 |
0.08481 |
61 |
44 |
11 |
6 |
833 |
From here on it gets chancy. |
1.3770 |
0.08153 |
61 |
43 |
13 |
5 |
834 |
I hear that the descent is much more dicey. |
1.3770 |
0.07811 |
61 |
42 |
15 |
4 |
835 |
Climbing the wall keeps me from 'climbing the wall.' |
1.3770 |
0.07811 |
61 |
42 |
15 |
4 |
836 |
Easy, just don't look down. |
1.3770 |
0.07453 |
61 |
41 |
17 |
3 |
837 |
It's very dangerous when he draws me first. |
1.3770 |
0.07811 |
61 |
42 |
15 |
4 |
838 |
He hasn't drawn in the scene yet, but trust me, it's hilarious. |
1.3770 |
0.07811 |
61 |
42 |
15 |
4 |
839 |
You've certainly taken Street Mime to a whole, new level |
1.3770 |
0.08481 |
61 |
44 |
11 |
6 |
840 |
They told me just to hang in there. |
1.3770 |
0.08153 |
61 |
43 |
13 |
5 |
841 |
It's uncharted. |
1.3770 |
0.07076 |
61 |
40 |
19 |
2 |
842 |
I'm bypassing the corporate ladder. |
1.3770 |
0.07453 |
61 |
41 |
17 |
3 |
843 |
SOME men climb mountains because they're there! |
1.3770 |
0.08153 |
61 |
43 |
13 |
5 |
844 |
Never insult a sketch artist. |
1.3770 |
0.08153 |
61 |
43 |
13 |
5 |
845 |
Tell me you didn't let your mother-in-law pack your parachute again? |
1.3770 |
0.08153 |
61 |
43 |
13 |
5 |
846 |
I'm taking the miming game to new heights. |
1.3770 |
0.07453 |
61 |
41 |
17 |
3 |
847 |
Yeah, and it all started with playing air guitar |
1.3770 |
0.07811 |
61 |
42 |
15 |
4 |
848 |
The trick is convincing YOURSELF that there's a wall there. |
1.3750 |
0.08665 |
56 |
40 |
11 |
5 |
849 |
If I can climb here, I can climb anywhere. |
1.3750 |
0.07880 |
56 |
38 |
15 |
3 |
850 |
There's nothing left for me down there! |
1.3750 |
0.08481 |
64 |
47 |
10 |
7 |
851 |
Marcel Marceau meets Sisyphus. |
1.3750 |
0.07880 |
56 |
38 |
15 |
3 |
852 |
Hey, I can see my house from here! |
1.3750 |
0.07553 |
64 |
44 |
16 |
4 |
853 |
I've lost my grip.... |
1.3750 |
0.07553 |
64 |
44 |
16 |
4 |
854 |
I climb it because it's there. ...Except it isn't. |
1.3750 |
0.07874 |
64 |
45 |
14 |
5 |
855 |
It's not as easy as it looks! |
1.3750 |
0.07553 |
64 |
44 |
16 |
4 |
856 |
It's a journey not a destination. |
1.3750 |
0.07553 |
64 |
44 |
16 |
4 |
857 |
They say the view from the top is worth the climb! |
1.3750 |
0.08768 |
64 |
48 |
8 |
8 |
858 |
Bob said to fetch the expense report; it's in the cloud. |
1.3750 |
0.07217 |
64 |
43 |
18 |
3 |
859 |
That's the best goddamn mime I've ever seen. |
1.3750 |
0.09032 |
56 |
41 |
9 |
6 |
860 |
I'm checking into Airbnb. |
1.3729 |
0.08339 |
59 |
42 |
12 |
5 |
861 |
Turns out Mexico paid for the wall to keep us out. |
1.3729 |
0.08339 |
59 |
42 |
12 |
5 |
862 |
If Trump can build it, I can climb it. |
1.3729 |
0.07981 |
59 |
41 |
14 |
4 |
863 |
Ever see any other mime do this? |
1.3729 |
0.08339 |
59 |
42 |
12 |
5 |
864 |
It WAS a molehill! |
1.3729 |
0.09013 |
59 |
44 |
8 |
7 |
865 |
Whatever that stuff was, it was really good! |
1.3729 |
0.07981 |
59 |
41 |
14 |
4 |
866 |
I locked myself out of my apartment. |
1.3729 |
0.08682 |
59 |
43 |
10 |
6 |
867 |
In Zen climbing, we call this The Sound of Two Hands Grasping. |
1.3729 |
0.08339 |
59 |
42 |
12 |
5 |
868 |
I guess it really was a mole hill. |
1.3729 |
0.08339 |
59 |
42 |
12 |
5 |
869 |
I'll never again encourage anybody to climb 'the proverbial ladder.' |
1.3710 |
0.07357 |
62 |
42 |
17 |
3 |
870 |
I'm taking free climbing to the next level. |
1.3710 |
0.07708 |
62 |
43 |
15 |
4 |
871 |
Don't worry about how I got up here. Just help get me down from here. |
1.3710 |
0.07357 |
62 |
42 |
17 |
3 |
872 |
Hang on to your imagination |
1.3710 |
0.07357 |
62 |
42 |
17 |
3 |
873 |
Don't stop imagining now! |
1.3710 |
0.08366 |
62 |
45 |
11 |
6 |
874 |
Beginning mime is downstairs. |
1.3710 |
0.08676 |
62 |
46 |
9 |
7 |
875 |
Up is the easy part. |
1.3710 |
0.07708 |
62 |
43 |
15 |
4 |
876 |
I am taking my imagination to new heights. |
1.3710 |
0.07357 |
62 |
42 |
17 |
3 |
877 |
I hate it when you tell me what I can and can't do. |
1.3710 |
0.07708 |
62 |
43 |
15 |
4 |
878 |
I guess Mexico didn't want to pay for it. |
1.3710 |
0.08366 |
62 |
45 |
11 |
6 |
879 |
You're walking on thin air buddy! |
1.3704 |
0.09270 |
54 |
40 |
8 |
6 |
880 |
Trump's wall will look exactly like this. |
1.3704 |
0.09639 |
54 |
41 |
6 |
7 |
881 |
My goal is to reach the executive floor without a corporate ladder. |
1.3692 |
0.08369 |
65 |
48 |
10 |
7 |
882 |
You climb your mountain, I'll climb mine. |
1.3692 |
0.08077 |
65 |
47 |
12 |
6 |
883 |
Bernie...it's over! |
1.3684 |
0.09242 |
57 |
43 |
7 |
7 |
884 |
Nothing challenges me anymore. |
1.3684 |
0.08162 |
57 |
40 |
13 |
4 |
885 |
it's all about the mountain in your mind |
1.3684 |
0.08537 |
57 |
41 |
11 |
5 |
886 |
Krakauer presents: Out of Thick Air |
1.3684 |
0.08896 |
57 |
42 |
9 |
6 |
887 |
Virtual corporations have ladders, too. |
1.3684 |
0.08162 |
57 |
40 |
13 |
4 |
888 |
I'm proving that transparency is reachable. |
1.3684 |
0.07768 |
57 |
39 |
15 |
3 |
889 |
Some see a wall. Me? I see an opportunity. |
1.3684 |
0.07354 |
57 |
38 |
17 |
2 |
890 |
I call it "Mt. Neverest" |
1.3684 |
0.07354 |
57 |
38 |
17 |
2 |
891 |
The real trick is not to look down, across, or up! |
1.3684 |
0.09242 |
57 |
43 |
7 |
7 |
892 |
I told you this business is scalable |
1.3684 |
0.08896 |
57 |
42 |
9 |
6 |
893 |
Your faith moved my mountain. |
1.3684 |
0.07768 |
57 |
39 |
15 |
3 |
894 |
Now I'm literally losing my grip. |
1.3684 |
0.08896 |
57 |
42 |
9 |
6 |
895 |
My analyst is big on visualization. |
1.3684 |
0.07768 |
57 |
39 |
15 |
3 |
896 |
Looks like I was supposed to pull the ripcord at the count of 10, not 100. |
1.3684 |
0.09242 |
57 |
43 |
7 |
7 |
897 |
This definitely beats a glass ceiling. |
1.3684 |
0.08896 |
57 |
42 |
9 |
6 |
898 |
I'm wireless! |
1.3684 |
0.08162 |
57 |
40 |
13 |
4 |
899 |
I've been up here for hours but I'm too afraid to let go because I'm not really sure what I'm holding onto! |
1.3684 |
0.08537 |
57 |
41 |
11 |
5 |
900 |
I'm perfectly safe until I realize there is nothing there |
1.3684 |
0.08896 |
57 |
42 |
9 |
6 |
901 |
Yes, thank you. I am aware of the inherent risk in climbing without a rope. |
1.3684 |
0.07354 |
57 |
38 |
17 |
2 |
902 |
I've found the key is to not look down. |
1.3667 |
0.07504 |
60 |
41 |
16 |
3 |
903 |
The hell with Mallory. I'm climbing it because it's NOT there. |
1.3667 |
0.07504 |
60 |
41 |
16 |
3 |
904 |
Can you throw me a line? |
1.3667 |
0.07504 |
60 |
41 |
16 |
3 |
905 |
Mallory climbed a mountain “because it’s there”. That's so last century. I climb because it isn't. |
1.3667 |
0.08883 |
60 |
45 |
8 |
7 |
906 |
Hurry up, Sipress! Draw the damn mountain! |
1.3667 |
0.07871 |
60 |
42 |
14 |
4 |
907 |
"It's the Emporer's new building". |
1.3667 |
0.08222 |
60 |
43 |
12 |
5 |
908 |
She really did move mountains for me. |
1.3667 |
0.08559 |
60 |
44 |
10 |
6 |
909 |
Quick Sam, draw me a mountain. |
1.3667 |
0.08222 |
60 |
43 |
12 |
5 |
910 |
I'm feeling the gravity of this situation. |
1.3667 |
0.07118 |
60 |
40 |
18 |
2 |
911 |
Quick! Draw another line! |
1.3667 |
0.08559 |
60 |
44 |
10 |
6 |
912 |
Well maybe you too are just a figment of my imagination, so there! |
1.3667 |
0.07504 |
60 |
41 |
16 |
3 |
913 |
Tell me when I get to the top. |
1.3667 |
0.07871 |
60 |
42 |
14 |
4 |
914 |
Just trying to catch some air. |
1.3667 |
0.08222 |
60 |
43 |
12 |
5 |
915 |
Sipress! Quick draw me a net! |
1.3667 |
0.07504 |
60 |
41 |
16 |
3 |
916 |
This invisible ladder to nowhere will take me places no one can imagine. |
1.3667 |
0.08559 |
60 |
44 |
10 |
6 |
917 |
I found cyberspace! |
1.3667 |
0.08222 |
60 |
43 |
12 |
5 |
918 |
I decided to make my own way to the top. |
1.3667 |
0.08222 |
60 |
43 |
12 |
5 |
919 |
I said Blank, not Blanc. They call it Mt. Blank. |
1.3667 |
0.08222 |
60 |
43 |
12 |
5 |
920 |
Uh-oh. My existentialism is slipping. |
1.3667 |
0.07871 |
60 |
42 |
14 |
4 |
921 |
This would be so much easier if the cartoonist had drawn the ladder. |
1.3667 |
0.07871 |
60 |
42 |
14 |
4 |
922 |
How will I know when I've reached the top? |
1.3667 |
0.07118 |
60 |
40 |
18 |
2 |
923 |
Because it's there, in a purely theoretical sense of course. |
1.3667 |
0.08559 |
60 |
44 |
10 |
6 |
924 |
The corporate ladder has changed since my day. |
1.3667 |
0.07871 |
60 |
42 |
14 |
4 |
925 |
I really can't talk right now. ... I'm practicing for my Advanced Miming class. |
1.3667 |
0.07871 |
60 |
42 |
14 |
4 |
926 |
Walking on thin air was never enough! |
1.3667 |
0.08559 |
60 |
44 |
10 |
6 |
927 |
It's a paradigm shift. I'm climbing out of the box. |
1.3667 |
0.07871 |
60 |
42 |
14 |
4 |
928 |
If a man wants to build a wall, but no one wants to build it, is it still there? |
1.3667 |
0.08559 |
60 |
44 |
10 |
6 |
929 |
To paraphrase George Mallory, ' Because it's not there.' |
1.3667 |
0.08222 |
60 |
43 |
12 |
5 |
930 |
Think of it as: "Up Schitz Peak Without a Ladder". |
1.3667 |
0.08559 |
60 |
44 |
10 |
6 |
931 |
He said he was going to draw a mountain. I probably should have gotten it in writing. |
1.3667 |
0.07118 |
60 |
40 |
18 |
2 |
932 |
Amigo, I'm just practicing in case Trump gets elected. |
1.3667 |
0.08559 |
60 |
44 |
10 |
6 |
933 |
It's about here that my fear of heights kicks in. |
1.3667 |
0.08559 |
60 |
44 |
10 |
6 |
934 |
You just download the anti-gravity app... |
1.3667 |
0.08222 |
60 |
43 |
12 |
5 |
935 |
Just 'cause it's not there doesn't mean I can't climb it. |
1.3667 |
0.07504 |
60 |
41 |
16 |
3 |
936 |
I never could get a grip. |
1.3667 |
0.07871 |
60 |
42 |
14 |
4 |
937 |
If you have a problem with it..draw in a mountain. |
1.3667 |
0.07871 |
60 |
42 |
14 |
4 |
938 |
I don't know what she's talking about, there's no glass ceiling. |
1.3667 |
0.08559 |
60 |
44 |
10 |
6 |
939 |
I feel like I'm getting nowhere. |
1.3667 |
0.06709 |
60 |
39 |
20 |
1 |
940 |
Have you got a purple crayon? |
1.3667 |
0.07871 |
60 |
42 |
14 |
4 |
941 |
Yes, I know it's a mountain of faith, the spikes and helmet are just in case. |
1.3651 |
0.07607 |
63 |
44 |
15 |
4 |
942 |
First there is a mountain, then there is no mountain . . . |
1.3651 |
0.07937 |
63 |
45 |
13 |
5 |
943 |
Don't worry - I'm a trained mime. |
1.3651 |
0.07937 |
63 |
45 |
13 |
5 |
944 |
Well I climb because it's NOT there. |
1.3651 |
0.07607 |
63 |
44 |
15 |
4 |
945 |
It's actually easier than it looks... |
1.3651 |
0.07937 |
63 |
45 |
13 |
5 |
946 |
I think I've lost my grip! |
1.3636 |
0.07941 |
55 |
38 |
14 |
3 |
947 |
Hurry up and draw a mountain. |
1.3636 |
0.08748 |
55 |
40 |
10 |
5 |
948 |
Does it look like I've reached the peak? |
1.3636 |
0.07941 |
55 |
38 |
14 |
3 |
949 |
I'm not quite feeling the 'team building' part. |
1.3636 |
0.08354 |
55 |
39 |
12 |
4 |
950 |
So I said, 'to hell with the corporate ladder!' |
1.3621 |
0.08412 |
58 |
42 |
11 |
5 |
951 |
I don't believe it melted so fast. |
1.3621 |
0.08045 |
58 |
41 |
13 |
4 |
952 |
I climb because it's air. |
1.3621 |
0.08045 |
58 |
41 |
13 |
4 |
953 |
Am I there yet? |
1.3621 |
0.07660 |
58 |
40 |
15 |
3 |
954 |
Why do I climb? Because it's there...I think. |
1.3621 |
0.08045 |
58 |
41 |
13 |
4 |
955 |
Sometimes I just make up my own obstacles. |
1.3621 |
0.07660 |
58 |
40 |
15 |
3 |
956 |
I need the mountain drawn NOW! |
1.3621 |
0.08412 |
58 |
42 |
11 |
5 |
957 |
I was lousy at air guitar, but climbing came naturally. |
1.3621 |
0.08412 |
58 |
42 |
11 |
5 |
958 |
I can't do it if you're watching me |
1.3621 |
0.08045 |
58 |
41 |
13 |
4 |
959 |
Hurry, Harold, draw a mountainside! |
1.3621 |
0.08412 |
58 |
42 |
11 |
5 |
960 |
It was there a minute ago. |
1.3621 |
0.06824 |
58 |
38 |
19 |
1 |
961 |
This is nothing. Next week I am going to fly an invisible plane. |
1.3621 |
0.08045 |
58 |
41 |
13 |
4 |
962 |
Boy, the air is r-e-a-l-l-y thin up here! |
1.3621 |
0.08045 |
58 |
41 |
13 |
4 |
963 |
Can someone hand me a pen ? |
1.3621 |
0.07660 |
58 |
40 |
15 |
3 |
964 |
I wish I knew if this is a mountain or a mole hill. |
1.3621 |
0.07660 |
58 |
40 |
15 |
3 |
965 |
It started as a mime routine, but now I can't get down. |
1.3621 |
0.08412 |
58 |
42 |
11 |
5 |
966 |
I'm trying to redefine upwardly mobile. |
1.3607 |
0.08109 |
61 |
44 |
12 |
5 |
967 |
My therapist said I needed to defy convention. |
1.3607 |
0.07765 |
61 |
43 |
14 |
4 |
968 |
It works as long as you don't look down. . . |
1.3607 |
0.07026 |
61 |
41 |
18 |
2 |
969 |
Mimes are trying to kill me! |
1.3607 |
0.08439 |
61 |
45 |
10 |
6 |
970 |
They build a 15-foot high imaginary wall, I build a 16-foot high imaginary ladder. |
1.3607 |
0.08439 |
61 |
45 |
10 |
6 |
971 |
But it was you and mom who always said: "Sky's the limit, Todd." |
1.3607 |
0.08109 |
61 |
44 |
12 |
5 |
972 |
The scary thing is I'm doing it without a rope. |
1.3607 |
0.07026 |
61 |
41 |
18 |
2 |
973 |
I'm going to climb this mountain whether it's there or not. |
1.3607 |
0.07404 |
61 |
42 |
16 |
3 |
974 |
Just practicing. |
1.3607 |
0.08109 |
61 |
44 |
12 |
5 |
975 |
You'll see. I make a fortune selling this stuff to Mexicans when Trump is president. |
1.3607 |
0.07765 |
61 |
43 |
14 |
4 |
976 |
I'm from the French Alps where we do Extreme Miming. |
1.3607 |
0.08109 |
61 |
44 |
12 |
5 |
977 |
Dad, you never really believed in me. |
1.3607 |
0.07404 |
61 |
42 |
16 |
3 |
978 |
You're sleep-climbing again! |
1.3607 |
0.08109 |
61 |
44 |
12 |
5 |
979 |
Who turned off the holographic projection of the mountain? |
1.3607 |
0.07765 |
61 |
43 |
14 |
4 |
980 |
Don't worry you can see the wall if you look through your smartphone. |
1.3585 |
0.09748 |
53 |
41 |
5 |
7 |
981 |
Hey buddy, toss me that invisible yellow rope over there, will ya? |
1.3585 |
0.08559 |
53 |
38 |
11 |
4 |
982 |
I’m using my new app – it’s called Pokémon GoPro. |
1.3571 |
0.08984 |
56 |
42 |
8 |
6 |
983 |
Is the election over yet? |
1.3571 |
0.07398 |
56 |
38 |
16 |
2 |
984 |
It's more tactile than visual. |
1.3571 |
0.07398 |
56 |
38 |
16 |
2 |
985 |
Can you grab the ladder for me? |
1.3571 |
0.08984 |
56 |
42 |
8 |
6 |
986 |
My creative visualization is dissipating at an alarming rate. |
1.3571 |
0.07398 |
56 |
38 |
16 |
2 |
987 |
Because it's there. I'm sure it's there. |
1.3571 |
0.07825 |
56 |
39 |
14 |
3 |
988 |
My God, it's a mountain of Dark Matter. |
1.3571 |
0.07825 |
56 |
39 |
14 |
3 |
989 |
I have faith. David will draw in the mountain before I get to the top. |
1.3571 |
0.08984 |
56 |
42 |
8 |
6 |
990 |
The App said Pokemon is up here! |
1.3571 |
0.08615 |
56 |
41 |
10 |
5 |
991 |
HELP! I'M LOSING MY GRIP! |
1.3571 |
0.08984 |
56 |
42 |
8 |
6 |
992 |
Why not? Trump does it. |
1.3571 |
0.08229 |
56 |
40 |
12 |
4 |
993 |
There's a lower risk of avalanche |
1.3571 |
0.06945 |
56 |
37 |
18 |
1 |
994 |
Harold! You dropped your purple crayon! |
1.3571 |
0.09679 |
56 |
44 |
4 |
8 |
995 |
You might be right, I think this is a bad idea |
1.3571 |
0.08615 |
56 |
41 |
10 |
5 |
996 |
Mimes need a little adventure in their lives, too. |
1.3571 |
0.08615 |
56 |
41 |
10 |
5 |
997 |
When a cartoonist draws a blank, I'm required to scale it. |
1.3571 |
0.08615 |
56 |
41 |
10 |
5 |
998 |
I've been a mime for 30 years but this has never happened before... |
1.3571 |
0.08984 |
56 |
42 |
8 |
6 |
999 |
Next time, I'm taking the path more often traveled! |
1.3571 |
0.08229 |
56 |
40 |
12 |
4 |
1000 |
Because it's there, dummy. |
1.3559 |
0.08291 |
59 |
43 |
11 |
5 |
1001 |
My mime classes are really paying off. |
1.3559 |
0.08291 |
59 |
43 |
11 |
5 |
1002 |
I've decided to breath helium for this climb. |
1.3559 |
0.07554 |
59 |
41 |
15 |
3 |
1003 |
I'M AN EXTREME MIME!!!! |
1.3559 |
0.08637 |
59 |
44 |
9 |
6 |
1004 |
It hasn't caught on yet but I predict air climbing will be the new hover board. |
1.3559 |
0.08291 |
59 |
43 |
11 |
5 |
1005 |
The helmet's for the glass ceiling |
1.3559 |
0.07554 |
59 |
41 |
15 |
3 |
1006 |
This virtual climbing wall is great. Really boosts my virtual morale. |
1.3559 |
0.07554 |
59 |
41 |
15 |
3 |
1007 |
Quick! Use your powers of imagination! |
1.3559 |
0.08637 |
59 |
44 |
9 |
6 |
1008 |
Somebody took the Stairway to Heaven. |
1.3559 |
0.08291 |
59 |
43 |
11 |
5 |
1009 |
Three mimes are trapped 200 yards from the summit. I'll be home when I'm home. |
1.3559 |
0.07931 |
59 |
42 |
13 |
4 |
1010 |
I still think it's the medication. |
1.3559 |
0.08291 |
59 |
43 |
11 |
5 |
1011 |
Stupid bucket list!!! |
1.3559 |
0.07931 |
59 |
42 |
13 |
4 |
1012 |
There is a rare Pokemon hiding somewhere up this mountain. |
1.3559 |
0.07931 |
59 |
42 |
13 |
4 |
1013 |
Please tell me you see this bean stalk too. |
1.3559 |
0.08291 |
59 |
43 |
11 |
5 |
1014 |
Well, when they sold it to me they did say my climbing gear was for next to nothing. |
1.3559 |
0.08291 |
59 |
43 |
11 |
5 |
1015 |
Nobel Prize here I come, I've finally got a grip on dark matter. |
1.3559 |
0.09289 |
59 |
46 |
5 |
8 |
1016 |
Quick! The purple crayon! |
1.3559 |
0.08637 |
59 |
44 |
9 |
6 |
1017 |
This is the first time I've tried this without a net |
1.3559 |
0.07554 |
59 |
41 |
15 |
3 |
1018 |
this is a bad time to discuss the laws of gravity. |
1.3559 |
0.07931 |
59 |
42 |
13 |
4 |
1019 |
There was an iceberg here. |
1.3559 |
0.08291 |
59 |
43 |
11 |
5 |
1020 |
Ledges? I don't need no stinkin' ledges! |
1.3559 |
0.07931 |
59 |
42 |
13 |
4 |
1021 |
It's not only beautiful, but Mexico's paying for it. |
1.3559 |
0.08637 |
59 |
44 |
9 |
6 |
1022 |
Your blank stare isn't helping. |
1.3559 |
0.08291 |
59 |
43 |
11 |
5 |
1023 |
I already climbed K2. Now I'm going for O2. |
1.3559 |
0.07156 |
59 |
40 |
17 |
2 |
1024 |
Working towards my Masters in Mime... |
1.3559 |
0.06736 |
59 |
39 |
19 |
1 |
1025 |
It finally happened, they outsourced the corporate ladder. |
1.3559 |
0.07554 |
59 |
41 |
15 |
3 |
1026 |
Air guitar got boring. |
1.3559 |
0.08291 |
59 |
43 |
11 |
5 |
1027 |
It's amazing what a helium backpack and some LSD can do for a person. |
1.3559 |
0.08291 |
59 |
43 |
11 |
5 |
1028 |
Damn. Newton was right. |
1.3559 |
0.07554 |
59 |
41 |
15 |
3 |
1029 |
For God's sake, throw a rope, a rope, dammit! |
1.3559 |
0.07554 |
59 |
41 |
15 |
3 |
1030 |
Climbing is mostly a mental challenge. |
1.3559 |
0.07931 |
59 |
42 |
13 |
4 |
1031 |
"When am I supposed to pull the ripcord? |
1.3559 |
0.07931 |
59 |
42 |
13 |
4 |
1032 |
I'm almost to the top of Trump's Wall |
1.3559 |
0.08291 |
59 |
43 |
11 |
5 |
1033 |
Quick, have the cartoonist draw a mountain here! |
1.3559 |
0.08291 |
59 |
43 |
11 |
5 |
1034 |
Hoping the parachute opens about now. |
1.3559 |
0.07554 |
59 |
41 |
15 |
3 |
1035 |
It's simply mind over Matterhorn. |
1.3559 |
0.08291 |
59 |
43 |
11 |
5 |
1036 |
This is nothing compared to the glass ceiling. |
1.3548 |
0.08634 |
62 |
47 |
8 |
7 |
1037 |
Led Zeppelin really had an effect on me. |
1.3548 |
0.08634 |
62 |
47 |
8 |
7 |
1038 |
In preparation for November, I'm climbing an exact replica of the Trump wall |
1.3548 |
0.08322 |
62 |
46 |
10 |
6 |
1039 |
I think I found Nowhere. |
1.3548 |
0.08322 |
62 |
46 |
10 |
6 |
1040 |
I tell you there's no there there. |
1.3548 |
0.07660 |
62 |
44 |
14 |
4 |
1041 |
I used to be a mime,now I'm into rock climbing. |
1.3548 |
0.07307 |
62 |
43 |
16 |
3 |
1042 |
Nobody said climbing the corporate ladder would be easy! |
1.3548 |
0.07998 |
62 |
45 |
12 |
5 |
1043 |
It's a blind summit. |
1.3529 |
0.07486 |
68 |
49 |
14 |
5 |
1044 |
Creative use of white space is so overrated. |
1.3529 |
0.07773 |
68 |
50 |
12 |
6 |
1045 |
Could have sworn it was right here! |
1.3519 |
0.07072 |
54 |
36 |
17 |
1 |
1046 |
I climb mountains because they are there. It's finding them that's really hard. |
1.3519 |
0.08425 |
54 |
39 |
11 |
4 |
1047 |
Call Sipress! Tell him I need a mountain, now! |
1.3519 |
0.08000 |
54 |
38 |
13 |
3 |
1048 |
OK, but can you walk on water? |
1.3519 |
0.08830 |
54 |
40 |
9 |
5 |
1049 |
It was here a second ago!!! |
1.3519 |
0.08830 |
54 |
40 |
9 |
5 |
1050 |
What do you mean, didn't I forget something? |
1.3519 |
0.08000 |
54 |
38 |
13 |
3 |
1051 |
i'm getting air sick... |
1.3509 |
0.08108 |
57 |
41 |
12 |
4 |
1052 |
Hey! Cut it out. Put back the ladder. |
1.3509 |
0.08108 |
57 |
41 |
12 |
4 |
1053 |
I just tell myself, don't look down. |
1.3509 |
0.08108 |
57 |
41 |
12 |
4 |
1054 |
Escaping Reality only seems impossible until you try it... |
1.3509 |
0.07712 |
57 |
40 |
14 |
3 |
1055 |
Call me when Trump has left office. |
1.3509 |
0.08847 |
57 |
43 |
8 |
6 |
1056 |
The Emperor's New Mountain |
1.3509 |
0.08108 |
57 |
41 |
12 |
4 |
1057 |
Don't just stand there. Find me a mountain! |
1.3509 |
0.07294 |
57 |
39 |
16 |
2 |
1058 |
You know what they say, "Fake it til you make it." |
1.3509 |
0.06851 |
57 |
38 |
18 |
1 |
1059 |
Virtual beanstalk, my ass. |
1.3509 |
0.08108 |
57 |
41 |
12 |
4 |
1060 |
I couldn't afford virtual rock climbing. This is pretend rock climbing. |
1.3509 |
0.08108 |
57 |
41 |
12 |
4 |
1061 |
The wall's the easy part. What you really have to look out for are those invisible Border Patrol agents. |
1.3509 |
0.07712 |
57 |
40 |
14 |
3 |
1062 |
I can't remember: Am I supposed to be conceptual or surreal? |
1.3509 |
0.08108 |
57 |
41 |
12 |
4 |
1063 |
This Pokemon Go thing is just getting weird. |
1.3509 |
0.08108 |
57 |
41 |
12 |
4 |
1064 |
The cartoonist is on a break |
1.3509 |
0.09194 |
57 |
44 |
6 |
7 |
1065 |
When I climb out of this page, it's not going to need a caption. |
1.3509 |
0.09194 |
57 |
44 |
6 |
7 |
1066 |
Any fool can jump out of a plane. |
1.3509 |
0.08485 |
57 |
42 |
10 |
5 |
1067 |
Don't tell me life isn't an illusion. |
1.3509 |
0.07712 |
57 |
40 |
14 |
3 |
1068 |
The FAA limits me to no more than four hundred feet of altitude. |
1.3509 |
0.08485 |
57 |
42 |
10 |
5 |
1069 |
Everyone forgets about the walls that support the glass ceiling |
1.3509 |
0.07294 |
57 |
39 |
16 |
2 |
1070 |
If you have a pencil, would you mind drawing a mountain? |
1.3509 |
0.07294 |
57 |
39 |
16 |
2 |
1071 |
Don't say anything. It will blow my imagination. |
1.3509 |
0.08108 |
57 |
41 |
12 |
4 |
1072 |
Donald Trump College of Skydiving! I'm suing. |
1.3509 |
0.08485 |
57 |
42 |
10 |
5 |
1073 |
Playing air guitar is a gateway activity |
1.3509 |
0.08485 |
57 |
42 |
10 |
5 |
1074 |
the stairway to heaven is a mental thing |
1.3509 |
0.07294 |
57 |
39 |
16 |
2 |
1075 |
This was hard enough before global warming. |
1.3509 |
0.08485 |
57 |
42 |
10 |
5 |
1076 |
You'll never surmount Trump's ego." |
1.3509 |
0.09194 |
57 |
44 |
6 |
7 |
1077 |
You are driving me up the... up the... you are driving me crazy! |
1.3509 |
0.08108 |
57 |
41 |
12 |
4 |
1078 |
Harold forgot where he put his Purple Crayon. |
1.3509 |
0.08485 |
57 |
42 |
10 |
5 |
1079 |
Don't worry about me, I'm a social climber. |
1.3509 |
0.08485 |
57 |
42 |
10 |
5 |
1080 |
All right, then--NOT because it's there. |
1.3509 |
0.08108 |
57 |
41 |
12 |
4 |
1081 |
I used to be a mime |
1.3509 |
0.08847 |
57 |
43 |
8 |
6 |
1082 |
Not more impossible than what Trump has done. |
1.3509 |
0.08847 |
57 |
43 |
8 |
6 |
1083 |
It's called visualizing |
1.3509 |
0.08485 |
57 |
42 |
10 |
5 |
1084 |
This is it...I've found the stairway to Heaven! |
1.3509 |
0.07712 |
57 |
40 |
14 |
3 |
1085 |
I'm trying to climb out of this cartoon |
1.3509 |
0.08108 |
57 |
41 |
12 |
4 |
1086 |
If you help me get down, I'll tell you how I got up here. |
1.3509 |
0.07712 |
57 |
40 |
14 |
3 |
1087 |
Lost WiFi...limited data...tell wife... |
1.3509 |
0.08485 |
57 |
42 |
10 |
5 |
1088 |
Why, you ask? Because it's _not_ there! |
1.3509 |
0.08847 |
57 |
43 |
8 |
6 |
1089 |
Even mimes are finding a way to work in the "Trump Wall" routine. |
1.3500 |
0.08174 |
60 |
44 |
11 |
5 |
1090 |
I lost my grip on reality. What you're seeing is just an illusion. |
1.3500 |
0.08512 |
60 |
45 |
9 |
6 |
1091 |
It's all right. I've got a golden parachute. |
1.3500 |
0.07820 |
60 |
43 |
13 |
4 |
1092 |
I've decided to climb one that's NOT there this time. |
1.3500 |
0.07061 |
60 |
41 |
17 |
2 |
1093 |
I'm training for the mime wall event. |
1.3500 |
0.07820 |
60 |
43 |
13 |
4 |
1094 |
And my wife said extreme mime would never catch on! |
1.3500 |
0.07450 |
60 |
42 |
15 |
3 |
1095 |
It's O.K.—I'm a gravity skeptic. |
1.3500 |
0.08174 |
60 |
44 |
11 |
5 |
1096 |
Draw the damn wall, Sipress! |
1.3500 |
0.08838 |
60 |
46 |
7 |
7 |
1097 |
It's called 'The Trump Technique." No one knows how it works. It just does. |
1.3500 |
0.07450 |
60 |
42 |
15 |
3 |
1098 |
Minimalism can take you only so high. |
1.3500 |
0.06649 |
60 |
40 |
19 |
1 |
1099 |
I bet you can't see the glass ceiling, either! |
1.3500 |
0.08174 |
60 |
44 |
11 |
5 |
1100 |
I can't go higher! I've hit a mental wall. |
1.3500 |
0.07820 |
60 |
43 |
13 |
4 |
1101 |
Thanks to you, he had to leave for more ink. |
1.3500 |
0.09152 |
60 |
47 |
5 |
8 |
1102 |
Since we're cartoon characters I'd be happy to draw a ladder under you. |
1.3500 |
0.08174 |
60 |
44 |
11 |
5 |
1103 |
Walls are just societal constructs. |
1.3500 |
0.08174 |
60 |
44 |
11 |
5 |
1104 |
Yeah, well, how many Pokemon do you have? |
1.3500 |
0.08174 |
60 |
44 |
11 |
5 |
1105 |
I asked for a wall, but he could only draw a blank! |
1.3500 |
0.08174 |
60 |
44 |
11 |
5 |
1106 |
Wow! Global warming really happens fast! |
1.3500 |
0.08838 |
60 |
46 |
7 |
7 |
1107 |
Sure there is no wall, but then again, there is no gravity. |
1.3492 |
0.07890 |
63 |
46 |
12 |
5 |
1108 |
Of course it's virtual! |
1.3492 |
0.07212 |
63 |
44 |
16 |
3 |
1109 |
When you fall, is it a "virtual" crash? |
1.3492 |
0.07559 |
63 |
45 |
14 |
4 |
1110 |
At this altitude we're subject to extreme whiteout conditions. |
1.3492 |
0.07559 |
63 |
45 |
14 |
4 |
1111 |
Next week I'll ford every stream. |
1.3492 |
0.07559 |
63 |
45 |
14 |
4 |
1112 |
Some are a challenge to get to, but, these airbnb's are very reasonably priced. |
1.3492 |
0.07559 |
63 |
45 |
14 |
4 |
1113 |
Then he said "abracadabra" and I've been stuck here ever since. |
1.3492 |
0.06848 |
63 |
43 |
18 |
2 |
1114 |
The line at Everest has me climbing the walls. |
1.3469 |
0.08527 |
49 |
35 |
11 |
3 |
1115 |
If a guy falls and there is no forest, can he still break his neck? |
1.3462 |
0.08186 |
52 |
37 |
12 |
3 |
1116 |
I'm in training for the summer Olympics... Extreme Miming. |
1.3462 |
0.08634 |
52 |
38 |
10 |
4 |
1117 |
At least the ice bucket challenge was over quickly. |
1.3462 |
0.08634 |
52 |
38 |
10 |
4 |
1118 |
Get a grip |
1.3455 |
0.08295 |
55 |
40 |
11 |
4 |
1119 |
I learned from watching cartoons that as long as you don't look down you won't fall. |
1.3455 |
0.08295 |
55 |
40 |
11 |
4 |
1120 |
I'm vertically challenged. |
1.3455 |
0.09071 |
55 |
42 |
7 |
6 |
1121 |
Do you know a good sherpa? |
1.3455 |
0.08295 |
55 |
40 |
11 |
4 |
1122 |
I'm practicing to climb the corporate ladder |
1.3455 |
0.07879 |
55 |
39 |
13 |
3 |
1123 |
Can you help me down? |
1.3455 |
0.09071 |
55 |
42 |
7 |
6 |
1124 |
My kingdom for a purple crayon. |
1.3455 |
0.09435 |
55 |
43 |
5 |
7 |
1125 |
tell Sipress to hurry back |
1.3455 |
0.08295 |
55 |
40 |
11 |
4 |
1126 |
Virtual Mountaineering |
1.3455 |
0.07879 |
55 |
39 |
13 |
3 |
1127 |
I've been after this Pokemon for days! |
1.3455 |
0.08692 |
55 |
41 |
9 |
5 |
1128 |
Just in case Trump wins. |
1.3455 |
0.08295 |
55 |
40 |
11 |
4 |
1129 |
Don't look down, don't look down, don't look down... |
1.3455 |
0.08692 |
55 |
41 |
9 |
5 |
1130 |
I have no idea where the top is. |
1.3455 |
0.07439 |
55 |
38 |
15 |
2 |
1131 |
Summiting "virtual" Everest is really the same thing, Dad. |
1.3455 |
0.08295 |
55 |
40 |
11 |
4 |
1132 |
Just because you can't see it, doesn't mean it isn't there |
1.3455 |
0.08295 |
55 |
40 |
11 |
4 |
1133 |
You had one job-bring R-O-P-E! |
1.3455 |
0.07439 |
55 |
38 |
15 |
2 |
1134 |
Mount Blank practice. |
1.3455 |
0.08295 |
55 |
40 |
11 |
4 |
1135 |
Anyone can climb Everest "because it's there." |
1.3455 |
0.08295 |
55 |
40 |
11 |
4 |
1136 |
This global warming is quicker than I thought. |
1.3455 |
0.09071 |
55 |
42 |
7 |
6 |
1137 |
I don't grasp what you're saying. |
1.3455 |
0.07879 |
55 |
39 |
13 |
3 |
1138 |
Wheeeeenn dooooo I pullllll the ripcooooooooord? |
1.3455 |
0.08295 |
55 |
40 |
11 |
4 |
1139 |
Wonder Woman knew the risks when she parked here. |
1.3455 |
0.08692 |
55 |
41 |
9 |
5 |
1140 |
No, really, it's just a figment of your lack of imagination! |
1.3455 |
0.06972 |
55 |
37 |
17 |
1 |
1141 |
What are you looking at? |
1.3455 |
0.07879 |
55 |
39 |
13 |
3 |
1142 |
The glass ceiling's gone, but the wall still seems ok |
1.3455 |
0.07879 |
55 |
39 |
13 |
3 |
1143 |
I'm fine as long as I don't look down |
1.3455 |
0.07439 |
55 |
38 |
15 |
2 |
1144 |
Same thing I tell everybody...because it's there. |
1.3455 |
0.07879 |
55 |
39 |
13 |
3 |
1145 |
And next year I'm climbing the Mexican border wall. |
1.3455 |
0.09071 |
55 |
42 |
7 |
6 |
1146 |
I learned this from Marcel Marceau. |
1.3448 |
0.07602 |
58 |
41 |
14 |
3 |
1147 |
The Sherpas have renamed this portion the "Trump Step." |
1.3448 |
0.07990 |
58 |
42 |
12 |
4 |
1148 |
I never studied law! |
1.3448 |
0.08360 |
58 |
43 |
10 |
5 |
1149 |
There's nothing up there. |
1.3448 |
0.07193 |
58 |
40 |
16 |
2 |
1150 |
It's like air guitar only with mountains. |
1.3448 |
0.07990 |
58 |
42 |
12 |
4 |
1151 |
A mime too far. |
1.3448 |
0.08360 |
58 |
43 |
10 |
5 |
1152 |
I got tired of waiting for him to draw the mountain. |
1.3448 |
0.07990 |
58 |
42 |
12 |
4 |
1153 |
Mime your own business. |
1.3448 |
0.07602 |
58 |
41 |
14 |
3 |
1154 |
I will climb a great wall-- and nobody climbs walls better than me, believe me-- and I will climb it inexpensively. I will climb a great great wall... |
1.3448 |
0.08714 |
58 |
44 |
8 |
6 |
1155 |
My therapist said I had to get over this wall |
1.3448 |
0.07193 |
58 |
40 |
16 |
2 |
1156 |
Reckless lives matter. |
1.3448 |
0.07602 |
58 |
41 |
14 |
3 |
1157 |
It's air climbing....kinda like air guitar. |
1.3448 |
0.07602 |
58 |
41 |
14 |
3 |
1158 |
Practicing. If Trump wins, I'm heading to Mexico. |
1.3448 |
0.08360 |
58 |
43 |
10 |
5 |
1159 |
I loaned Harold my purple crayon. |
1.3448 |
0.09383 |
58 |
46 |
4 |
8 |
1160 |
I sure hope this is a cartoon. |
1.3448 |
0.07990 |
58 |
42 |
12 |
4 |
1161 |
Because it's there? Where? |
1.3448 |
0.08360 |
58 |
43 |
10 |
5 |
1162 |
Eat your heart out, Marcel Marceau. |
1.3448 |
0.06759 |
58 |
39 |
18 |
1 |
1163 |
Well, you've heard of air guitar, right? |
1.3448 |
0.07602 |
58 |
41 |
14 |
3 |
1164 |
Is there any gravity in this cartoon? |
1.3448 |
0.08360 |
58 |
43 |
10 |
5 |
1165 |
You're even more annoying than a regular mime. |
1.3448 |
0.07990 |
58 |
42 |
12 |
4 |
1166 |
%#*&% lazy cartoonist. |
1.3448 |
0.08714 |
58 |
44 |
8 |
6 |
1167 |
As a Senator, the law of gravity doesn’t apply to me. |
1.3448 |
0.08714 |
58 |
44 |
8 |
6 |
1168 |
Who's Wile Coyote? |
1.3448 |
0.07990 |
58 |
42 |
12 |
4 |
1169 |
I thought you said 'less gravitas'! |
1.3448 |
0.07193 |
58 |
40 |
16 |
2 |
1170 |
I know Trump makes empty promises, but this is ridiculous! |
1.3448 |
0.08360 |
58 |
43 |
10 |
5 |
1171 |
I'm getting the hell out before November! |
1.3448 |
0.07602 |
58 |
41 |
14 |
3 |
1172 |
I told you... I'm really good at playing charades. |
1.3448 |
0.07990 |
58 |
42 |
12 |
4 |
1173 |
I just try not to visualize my obstacles. |
1.3448 |
0.08360 |
58 |
43 |
10 |
5 |
1174 |
If you're looking for Stairway to Heaven, it's caught up in legal proceedings. |
1.3448 |
0.08360 |
58 |
43 |
10 |
5 |
1175 |
'I'm just trying to get back to last weeks cartoon' |
1.3448 |
0.07602 |
58 |
41 |
14 |
3 |
1176 |
If you really want to break the glass ceiling, you have to be willing to climb the glass walls. |
1.3448 |
0.07193 |
58 |
40 |
16 |
2 |
1177 |
Quick, tell Sipress to draw a ladder! |
1.3448 |
0.07990 |
58 |
42 |
12 |
4 |
1178 |
You're right. There's absolutely nothing funny about this situation. |
1.3448 |
0.08714 |
58 |
44 |
8 |
6 |
1179 |
You'll be climbing the walls too, after you've been here awhile. |
1.3448 |
0.06759 |
58 |
39 |
18 |
1 |
1180 |
Tell the cartoonist to get back here and finish drawing! I can't hold on forever! |
1.3443 |
0.08059 |
61 |
45 |
11 |
5 |
1181 |
Do you want me to get Mr. Sipress back here to finish the drawing for you? |
1.3443 |
0.08391 |
61 |
46 |
9 |
6 |
1182 |
The trick to waking up from this dream is timing! |
1.3443 |
0.07712 |
61 |
44 |
13 |
4 |
1183 |
I am actualizing one of my loftier hypotheticals. |
1.3443 |
0.07712 |
61 |
44 |
13 |
4 |
1184 |
I'll explain it all when I get there! |
1.3443 |
0.08059 |
61 |
45 |
11 |
5 |
1185 |
Air climbing. Way better than ice! |
1.3443 |
0.07350 |
61 |
43 |
15 |
3 |
1186 |
Can I get you a boulder or something? |
1.3443 |
0.08391 |
61 |
46 |
9 |
6 |
1187 |
quick sipress, draw me a wall, a ladder, something |
1.3443 |
0.06968 |
61 |
42 |
17 |
2 |
1188 |
Dad, it was time for me to find my own way. |
1.3443 |
0.08059 |
61 |
45 |
11 |
5 |
1189 |
Is it too late to pull the cord? |
1.3404 |
0.08204 |
47 |
33 |
12 |
2 |
1190 |
My cleat is stuck. |
1.3400 |
0.07882 |
50 |
35 |
13 |
2 |
1191 |
I think I'm up a creek without a paddle. |
1.3400 |
0.08857 |
50 |
37 |
9 |
4 |
1192 |
L.A.'s "Air You Can Climb" campaign proves marketing's genius. |
1.3400 |
0.08857 |
50 |
37 |
9 |
4 |
1193 |
All the mountains that are there have already been climbed. |
1.3396 |
0.07592 |
53 |
37 |
14 |
2 |
1194 |
This is a heck of a time for the artist to run out of ink. |
1.3396 |
0.08056 |
53 |
38 |
12 |
3 |
1195 |
Because it is ... somewhere. |
1.3396 |
0.09310 |
53 |
41 |
6 |
6 |
1196 |
Avalanche! |
1.3396 |
0.07592 |
53 |
37 |
14 |
2 |
1197 |
It's like air guitar, but for rock climbers. |
1.3396 |
0.08912 |
53 |
40 |
8 |
5 |
1198 |
Hurry and draw me a mountain. |
1.3396 |
0.08495 |
53 |
39 |
10 |
4 |
1199 |
Practicing for the Trump wall. |
1.3396 |
0.09310 |
53 |
41 |
6 |
6 |
1200 |
I've discovered Dark Matter. |
1.3396 |
0.08056 |
53 |
38 |
12 |
3 |
1201 |
I'm applying cartoon rules of physics. |
1.3396 |
0.07592 |
53 |
37 |
14 |
2 |
1202 |
My secret? I think about it every night and day. |
1.3396 |
0.08056 |
53 |
38 |
12 |
3 |
1203 |
We're going to build it, he said. Believe me, he said. They'll pay for it, he said. |
1.3393 |
0.07761 |
56 |
40 |
13 |
3 |
1204 |
Just keep going... You'll know it when you see it. |
1.3393 |
0.08557 |
56 |
42 |
9 |
5 |
1205 |
The rocks are in your head. |
1.3393 |
0.08169 |
56 |
41 |
11 |
4 |
1206 |
First it was air guitar....and now this!! |
1.3393 |
0.07761 |
56 |
40 |
13 |
3 |
1207 |
Now do you believe carbon levels are rising? |
1.3393 |
0.08169 |
56 |
41 |
11 |
4 |
1208 |
You see an obstacle. I see an opportunity. |
1.3393 |
0.07331 |
56 |
39 |
15 |
2 |
1209 |
Help! I've risen and can't get down! |
1.3393 |
0.08169 |
56 |
41 |
11 |
4 |
1210 |
Quick! Draw me a tree! |
1.3393 |
0.08169 |
56 |
41 |
11 |
4 |
1211 |
Hey, who erased the rope? |
1.3393 |
0.08557 |
56 |
42 |
9 |
5 |
1212 |
Believe me. We're gonna build a wall. It will be huge. Believe me. |
1.3393 |
0.08929 |
56 |
43 |
7 |
6 |
1213 |
Trump won. I'm trying to get to Mexico. |
1.3393 |
0.09285 |
56 |
44 |
5 |
7 |
1214 |
Let's wait with scheduling the next meeting - everything is still up in the air. |
1.3393 |
0.07761 |
56 |
40 |
13 |
3 |
1215 |
The trick is mind over splatter. |
1.3393 |
0.07331 |
56 |
39 |
15 |
2 |
1216 |
Not to worry - I'm Pokemon. |
1.3393 |
0.08557 |
56 |
42 |
9 |
5 |
1217 |
I'm going to reach the text. Just you watch. |
1.3393 |
0.08557 |
56 |
42 |
9 |
5 |
1218 |
I'm not just a social climber. |
1.3393 |
0.08169 |
56 |
41 |
11 |
4 |
1219 |
I'm trying to rejoin the middle class. |
1.3393 |
0.07331 |
56 |
39 |
15 |
2 |
1220 |
Summiting the iCloud was no longer just a dream! |
1.3393 |
0.07331 |
56 |
39 |
15 |
2 |
1221 |
I beg to differ, Doc! Whatever this is, it is NOT running away from my problems! |
1.3393 |
0.08557 |
56 |
42 |
9 |
5 |
1222 |
I let nothing stand in my way! |
1.3393 |
0.08557 |
56 |
42 |
9 |
5 |
1223 |
The Guru at the top is against Materialism |
1.3393 |
0.08169 |
56 |
41 |
11 |
4 |
1224 |
I'm practicing scaling imaginary walls just in case they elect Trump. |
1.3393 |
0.07761 |
56 |
40 |
13 |
3 |
1225 |
This would be much easier if you drew a ladder for me. |
1.3393 |
0.07331 |
56 |
39 |
15 |
2 |
1226 |
Don't worry I'm extreme miming. |
1.3393 |
0.07761 |
56 |
40 |
13 |
3 |
1227 |
The cartoonist went on strike. |
1.3393 |
0.08169 |
56 |
41 |
11 |
4 |
1228 |
Who paid for this wall? |
1.3393 |
0.08169 |
56 |
41 |
11 |
4 |
1229 |
so far so good |
1.3393 |
0.08169 |
56 |
41 |
11 |
4 |
1230 |
I'm trying to make it to The Winning Caption. |
1.3393 |
0.09285 |
56 |
44 |
5 |
7 |
1231 |
It's actually the rappel down that's the hard part. |
1.3393 |
0.08557 |
56 |
42 |
9 |
5 |
1232 |
It's called self-fulfillment. I imagine a cliff ...and then I climb it. |
1.3393 |
0.07761 |
56 |
40 |
13 |
3 |
1233 |
You can't escape into thin air! |
1.3393 |
0.07761 |
56 |
40 |
13 |
3 |
1234 |
Uhh...I'm getting a funny feeling my wife is right about my new sleep medication. |
1.3393 |
0.07331 |
56 |
39 |
15 |
2 |
1235 |
Reality, virtual reality -- pretty much the same thing. |
1.3393 |
0.07761 |
56 |
40 |
13 |
3 |
1236 |
Don't worry...Trump has gotten much higher on nothing. |
1.3393 |
0.06874 |
56 |
38 |
17 |
1 |
1237 |
Can you help me spot the next foothold? I can't see it! |
1.3393 |
0.07761 |
56 |
40 |
13 |
3 |
1238 |
Draw in the beanstalk! |
1.3393 |
0.08169 |
56 |
41 |
11 |
4 |
1239 |
I'm determined to take mime to new heights. |
1.3393 |
0.07761 |
56 |
40 |
13 |
3 |
1240 |
What ever you do, don't tell me the truth. |
1.3393 |
0.08169 |
56 |
41 |
11 |
4 |
1241 |
I'm just hanging on here until you finish the cartoon." |
1.3393 |
0.08169 |
56 |
41 |
11 |
4 |
1242 |
And you thought "nothing but air" was impressive in basketball. |
1.3393 |
0.08929 |
56 |
43 |
7 |
6 |
1243 |
I think virtual reality has gone to far |
1.3393 |
0.07761 |
56 |
40 |
13 |
3 |
1244 |
I'm hoping if I wait here long enough, someone will eventually draw the mountain. |
1.3393 |
0.07331 |
56 |
39 |
15 |
2 |
1245 |
Harold, do you still have your purple crayon? |
1.3390 |
0.08585 |
59 |
45 |
8 |
6 |
1246 |
Bernie was right-- the ladder of opportunity is disappearing! |
1.3390 |
0.07494 |
59 |
42 |
14 |
3 |
1247 |
Because it's... oh, forget it. |
1.3390 |
0.08237 |
59 |
44 |
10 |
5 |
1248 |
I never thought the rapture would be this tough. |
1.3390 |
0.08237 |
59 |
44 |
10 |
5 |
1249 |
Someone draw some grips in here before I fall. |
1.3390 |
0.07494 |
59 |
42 |
14 |
3 |
1250 |
Got a pencil handy? |
1.3390 |
0.08237 |
59 |
44 |
10 |
5 |
1251 |
Tell my wife I know what I'm doing |
1.3390 |
0.07875 |
59 |
43 |
12 |
4 |
1252 |
Green screens... |
1.3390 |
0.07875 |
59 |
43 |
12 |
4 |
1253 |
This cartoonist is dangerously economonical with his lines. |
1.3390 |
0.08237 |
59 |
44 |
10 |
5 |
1254 |
What do you mean 'Why no Sherpas?'--they're right behind me! |
1.3390 |
0.07875 |
59 |
43 |
12 |
4 |
1255 |
I'm holding on to something, I know it. |
1.3390 |
0.08237 |
59 |
44 |
10 |
5 |
1256 |
Get a grip, man! |
1.3390 |
0.07494 |
59 |
42 |
14 |
3 |
1257 |
You miss one payment and they repossess your mountain! |
1.3390 |
0.08585 |
59 |
45 |
8 |
6 |
1258 |
Virtual, indeed. |
1.3390 |
0.07875 |
59 |
43 |
12 |
4 |
1259 |
Harold, can you hand me the purple crayon? |
1.3390 |
0.08585 |
59 |
45 |
8 |
6 |
1260 |
If this isn't a Warner Brothers cartoon, I don't want to know! |
1.3390 |
0.07094 |
59 |
41 |
16 |
2 |
1261 |
Marcel Marceau could only do this on the ground. |
1.3390 |
0.07494 |
59 |
42 |
14 |
3 |
1262 |
I'm practicing...If Trump wins, I'm climbing the wall to Mexico. |
1.3390 |
0.08237 |
59 |
44 |
10 |
5 |
1263 |
It's a performance art piece about my love life. |
1.3390 |
0.08585 |
59 |
45 |
8 |
6 |
1264 |
Help! I'm stuck in existential nihilism! |
1.3390 |
0.07875 |
59 |
43 |
12 |
4 |
1265 |
This glass mountain is a bigger challenge than the glass ceiling. |
1.3390 |
0.07494 |
59 |
42 |
14 |
3 |
1266 |
It's OK, I'm just pretending. |
1.3387 |
0.07947 |
62 |
46 |
11 |
5 |
1267 |
Stop staring and get me a friggin' ladder! |
1.3387 |
0.08273 |
62 |
47 |
9 |
6 |
1268 |
That's very impressive, but what are your computer skills? |
1.3333 |
0.07763 |
60 |
44 |
12 |
4 |
1269 |
Hang on, the artist just ran to the art store. |
1.3333 |
0.07226 |
57 |
40 |
15 |
2 |
1270 |
Technically it's called sheetrock climbing |
1.3333 |
0.08427 |
57 |
43 |
9 |
5 |
1271 |
Grab the rope, you idiot! |
1.3333 |
0.08427 |
57 |
43 |
9 |
5 |
1272 |
The new Air Jordan's are worth every penny. |
1.3333 |
0.08046 |
57 |
42 |
11 |
4 |
1273 |
The most difficult part is yodeling in mime. |
1.3333 |
0.07931 |
54 |
39 |
12 |
3 |
1274 |
Dammit! It was just a metaphor! |
1.3333 |
0.08359 |
54 |
40 |
10 |
4 |
1275 |
It’s called “ultimate free climbing.” |
1.3333 |
0.07226 |
57 |
40 |
15 |
2 |
1276 |
Don't worry...I'm just a sketch on the wall. |
1.3333 |
0.07226 |
57 |
40 |
15 |
2 |
1277 |
I'm virtually sure there is a wall here. |
1.3333 |
0.06876 |
48 |
32 |
16 |
0 |
1278 |
That wall came down in '89! |
1.3333 |
0.07477 |
54 |
38 |
14 |
2 |
1279 |
Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. |
1.3333 |
0.07931 |
54 |
39 |
12 |
3 |
1280 |
If this is a virtual wall why am I really scared? |
1.3333 |
0.08359 |
54 |
40 |
10 |
4 |
1281 |
How will I know if I have reached the summit? |
1.3333 |
0.07477 |
54 |
38 |
14 |
2 |
1282 |
Hey, Harold! Do still have that purple crayon? |
1.3333 |
0.08046 |
57 |
42 |
11 |
4 |
1283 |
I think I forgot to do something important. |
1.3333 |
0.08359 |
54 |
40 |
10 |
4 |
1284 |
Just my luck getting a cartoonist who can't draw mountains. |
1.3333 |
0.07647 |
57 |
41 |
13 |
3 |
1285 |
I think I've hit the glass ceiling. |
1.3333 |
0.07647 |
57 |
41 |
13 |
3 |
1286 |
Maybe we should have paid for the wall ourselves. |
1.3333 |
0.07647 |
57 |
41 |
13 |
3 |
1287 |
I don't think your cleats are the problem. |
1.3333 |
0.08359 |
54 |
40 |
10 |
4 |
1288 |
I still can't see the other side. |
1.3333 |
0.07931 |
54 |
39 |
12 |
3 |
1289 |
Call a psychologist! |
1.3333 |
0.08359 |
54 |
40 |
10 |
4 |
1290 |
Everyone's out of town this week, including cartoonists. |
1.3333 |
0.07931 |
54 |
39 |
12 |
3 |
1291 |
I moved up from air guitar to air rock climbing. |
1.3333 |
0.07931 |
54 |
39 |
12 |
3 |
1292 |
Hey! I've been trying to post to my wall, but I am having technical difficulties! |
1.3333 |
0.07647 |
57 |
41 |
13 |
3 |
1293 |
Now you're just grasping at thin air. |
1.3333 |
0.06475 |
54 |
36 |
18 |
0 |
1294 |
Should I sing "don't stop believing" or "stairway to heaven"? |
1.3333 |
0.07226 |
57 |
40 |
15 |
2 |
1295 |
David. Quick draw in the ladder! |
1.3333 |
0.07647 |
57 |
41 |
13 |
3 |
1296 |
I can't just "hold on"! |
1.3333 |
0.07477 |
54 |
38 |
14 |
2 |
1297 |
Don't make me look! |
1.3333 |
0.08768 |
54 |
41 |
8 |
5 |
1298 |
Now I see - he built the wall to keep people in. |
1.3333 |
0.08427 |
57 |
43 |
9 |
5 |
1299 |
My doctor says it's all in my mind... |
1.3333 |
0.07226 |
57 |
40 |
15 |
2 |
1300 |
Could you hand me that ladder next to you? |
1.3333 |
0.07647 |
57 |
41 |
13 |
3 |
1301 |
No worries. I'm Wiley Coyote's stunt double. |
1.3333 |
0.07647 |
57 |
41 |
13 |
3 |
1302 |
Google Maps says this is the way to Home Depot. |
1.3333 |
0.08427 |
57 |
43 |
9 |
5 |
1303 |
Relax! Just because YOU can't see it doesn't mean it's not here! |
1.3333 |
0.07931 |
54 |
39 |
12 |
3 |
1304 |
Yes, I used to be a mime. How did you know? |
1.3333 |
0.07931 |
54 |
39 |
12 |
3 |
1305 |
What? You've never seen anyone free climbing before? |
1.3333 |
0.07931 |
54 |
39 |
12 |
3 |
1306 |
Hey you! Get off my cloud! |
1.3333 |
0.08768 |
54 |
41 |
8 |
5 |
1307 |
Will you tell that Sipress guy to hurry and draw the wall; I can't hang on much longer. |
1.3333 |
0.08427 |
57 |
43 |
9 |
5 |
1308 |
If Trump can be President then this is Mt. Everest! |
1.3333 |
0.08046 |
57 |
42 |
11 |
4 |
1309 |
I'm a mime who thinks outside of the invisible box |
1.3333 |
0.08046 |
57 |
42 |
11 |
4 |
1310 |
I should stick with my corporate ladder. |
1.3333 |
0.08707 |
51 |
38 |
9 |
4 |
1311 |
Well don't just stand there, hand me that rope and pick axe. |
1.3333 |
0.07477 |
54 |
38 |
14 |
2 |
1312 |
I'll get you, Pokemon! |
1.3333 |
0.07477 |
54 |
38 |
14 |
2 |
1313 |
This Wall is full of empty promises |
1.3333 |
0.08791 |
57 |
44 |
7 |
6 |
1314 |
You've never seen a mime climb a wall before? |
1.3333 |
0.07647 |
57 |
41 |
13 |
3 |
1315 |
I've risen and I can't get down! |
1.3333 |
0.07647 |
57 |
41 |
13 |
3 |
1316 |
This is as far as I got, then they took it away. |
1.3333 |
0.07647 |
57 |
41 |
13 |
3 |
1317 |
I wish I didn't bite my fingernails. |
1.3333 |
0.07226 |
57 |
40 |
15 |
2 |
1318 |
It's tricky. Gotta watch out for air pockets. |
1.3279 |
0.08003 |
61 |
46 |
10 |
5 |
1319 |
By jove, I think I've got the hang of it. |
1.3279 |
0.08003 |
61 |
46 |
10 |
5 |
1320 |
I do believe it's possible to be ambitious and a philosophy major. |
1.3276 |
0.08300 |
58 |
44 |
9 |
5 |
1321 |
They told me that the sky's the limit when I bought these new Jordan Air's! |
1.3276 |
0.08657 |
58 |
45 |
7 |
6 |
1322 |
I see no reason why I can't do this. |
1.3276 |
0.07123 |
58 |
41 |
15 |
2 |
1323 |
"There's a wall," he said. "Believe me," he said. |
1.3276 |
0.07927 |
58 |
43 |
11 |
4 |
1324 |
Best darn mime I have ever seen! |
1.3276 |
0.07536 |
58 |
42 |
13 |
3 |
1325 |
I swear there used to be a mountain here. |
1.3276 |
0.07927 |
58 |
43 |
11 |
4 |
1326 |
I climb it because it is there |
1.3276 |
0.07927 |
58 |
43 |
11 |
4 |
1327 |
I'm a futurist. |
1.3276 |
0.07927 |
58 |
43 |
11 |
4 |
1328 |
Help! I'm falling and I can't get down! |
1.3276 |
0.07536 |
58 |
42 |
13 |
3 |
1329 |
What do you mean, "Because it's not there"? |
1.3276 |
0.08300 |
58 |
44 |
9 |
5 |
1330 |
this is more dangerous than it looks |
1.3276 |
0.07536 |
58 |
42 |
13 |
3 |
1331 |
The notion that space is empty is so last paradigm. |
1.3276 |
0.07123 |
58 |
41 |
15 |
2 |
1332 |
You never heard of Magic Mountain? |
1.3276 |
0.07536 |
58 |
42 |
13 |
3 |
1333 |
Damn climate change! |
1.3273 |
0.08228 |
55 |
41 |
10 |
4 |
1334 |
The rope. The rope in your hand, can you pass it to me please. |
1.3273 |
0.08628 |
55 |
42 |
8 |
5 |
1335 |
I can't keep this up much longer. |
1.3273 |
0.07809 |
55 |
40 |
12 |
3 |
1336 |
It's Trump's Hot Air Wall. |
1.3273 |
0.09010 |
55 |
43 |
6 |
6 |
1337 |
I'll just know! |
1.3273 |
0.09376 |
55 |
44 |
4 |
7 |
1338 |
So far, so good..........so far, so good.........so far, so good |
1.3273 |
0.07365 |
55 |
39 |
14 |
2 |
1339 |
How do I know? It's just a cartoon. |
1.3273 |
0.08628 |
55 |
42 |
8 |
5 |
1340 |
Well, so far so good. |
1.3273 |
0.06892 |
55 |
38 |
16 |
1 |
1341 |
The illustrator told me to hang on while he took a short break. Hang on to what? |
1.3273 |
0.08628 |
55 |
42 |
8 |
5 |
1342 |
It's all about visualization....and helium-filled pants. |
1.3273 |
0.07809 |
55 |
40 |
12 |
3 |
1343 |
Perhaps you should wait until he builds the wall. |
1.3273 |
0.08628 |
55 |
42 |
8 |
5 |
1344 |
I'll be right down, I just have to get the July quarterly out of the cloud. |
1.3273 |
0.08628 |
55 |
42 |
8 |
5 |
1345 |
Just how high is Trump's wall? |
1.3273 |
0.08628 |
55 |
42 |
8 |
5 |
1346 |
I am known as the climbing mime. |
1.3273 |
0.07809 |
55 |
40 |
12 |
3 |
1347 |
It's called Evolution--and once again you've been left behind. |
1.3273 |
0.07809 |
55 |
40 |
12 |
3 |
1348 |
I call it virtual impossibility. |
1.3273 |
0.08628 |
55 |
42 |
8 |
5 |
1349 |
You're welcome to use the downstairs bathroom. |
1.3273 |
0.09010 |
55 |
43 |
6 |
6 |
1350 |
Extreme imagining. |
1.3273 |
0.07809 |
55 |
40 |
12 |
3 |
1351 |
Does my ass look big in these pants? |
1.3273 |
0.08228 |
55 |
41 |
10 |
4 |
1352 |
I'm visualizing my climb |
1.3273 |
0.07809 |
55 |
40 |
12 |
3 |
1353 |
I'm pretending everything Donald Trump said came true. |
1.3273 |
0.08228 |
55 |
41 |
10 |
4 |
1354 |
Because it's there, and it's my wife's idea...isn't that right honey? |
1.3273 |
0.09010 |
55 |
43 |
6 |
6 |
1355 |
I'm climbing the fourth wall out of this joke. |
1.3273 |
0.07809 |
55 |
40 |
12 |
3 |
1356 |
I'm catching a Pokéman... |
1.3273 |
0.08228 |
55 |
41 |
10 |
4 |
1357 |
I just don't see the point. |
1.3273 |
0.08228 |
55 |
41 |
10 |
4 |
1358 |
I've really lost my grip this time. |
1.3273 |
0.09010 |
55 |
43 |
6 |
6 |
1359 |
Help! I dropped my VR googles. |
1.3273 |
0.07365 |
55 |
39 |
14 |
2 |
1360 |
Your generous museum donations will support next week's ladder installation. |
1.3273 |
0.09010 |
55 |
43 |
6 |
6 |
1361 |
For heaven's sake, Harold, I can't hold this pose forever. Stop staring like a imbecile and take the damn picture! |
1.3273 |
0.08628 |
55 |
42 |
8 |
5 |
1362 |
The painting should go here. |
1.3273 |
0.07809 |
55 |
40 |
12 |
3 |
1363 |
It's snow against a white background, that's why. |
1.3273 |
0.08628 |
55 |
42 |
8 |
5 |
1364 |
I'm afraid my summer travel plans are up in the air. |
1.3269 |
0.08992 |
52 |
40 |
7 |
5 |
1365 |
I also play the air guitar. |
1.3269 |
0.08110 |
52 |
38 |
11 |
3 |
1366 |
Me? A financial advisor, lost my grip on reality, now I cling to my imagination. |
1.3269 |
0.08110 |
52 |
38 |
11 |
3 |
1367 |
The Mt. Rushmore of our great modern political leadership. |
1.3269 |
0.07631 |
52 |
37 |
13 |
2 |
1368 |
The key is never looking down. |
1.3269 |
0.08110 |
52 |
38 |
11 |
3 |
1369 |
I'm training for November. |
1.3269 |
0.07631 |
52 |
37 |
13 |
2 |
1370 |
I'm too good for cartoons! I'm gonna make it to the headlines! |
1.3269 |
0.08562 |
52 |
39 |
9 |
4 |
1371 |
If Godot won't come to us then... |
1.3231 |
0.08236 |
65 |
51 |
7 |
7 |
1372 |
Hang on!” “To what?!!! |
1.3226 |
0.07891 |
62 |
47 |
10 |
5 |
1373 |
Walking on water was getting old! |
1.3220 |
0.07024 |
59 |
42 |
15 |
2 |
1374 |
Advanced mime class. Why? |
1.3220 |
0.08177 |
59 |
45 |
9 |
5 |
1375 |
Wall or no wall, I'm leaving |
1.3220 |
0.07024 |
59 |
42 |
15 |
2 |
1376 |
I'm working my way up to "Social Climber." |
1.3214 |
0.07690 |
56 |
41 |
12 |
3 |
1377 |
The toe-holds are there if you BELIEVE they're there. |
1.3214 |
0.08101 |
56 |
42 |
10 |
4 |
1378 |
Climbing this corporate ladder gets more difficult each year. |
1.3214 |
0.08867 |
56 |
44 |
6 |
6 |
1379 |
It looks easy, but it's not. Half these handholds are loose. |
1.3214 |
0.08101 |
56 |
42 |
10 |
4 |
1380 |
Move along. Nothing to see here. |
1.3214 |
0.06297 |
56 |
38 |
18 |
0 |
1381 |
It's just my imagination...running away with me! |
1.3214 |
0.07256 |
56 |
40 |
14 |
2 |
1382 |
...it's NOT there?!? |
1.3214 |
0.07690 |
56 |
41 |
12 |
3 |
1383 |
Let me know when I geet near the top. |
1.3214 |
0.08493 |
56 |
43 |
8 |
5 |
1384 |
Do you need anything while I'm up? |
1.3214 |
0.08493 |
56 |
43 |
8 |
5 |
1385 |
This virtual climbing is tougher than I thought! |
1.3214 |
0.07256 |
56 |
40 |
14 |
2 |
1386 |
Don't mind me - I'm just preparing for a Trump presidency. |
1.3214 |
0.08493 |
56 |
43 |
8 |
5 |
1387 |
You think Everest is tough? THIS is tough. |
1.3214 |
0.07256 |
56 |
40 |
14 |
2 |
1388 |
Because it's there, that's why. |
1.3214 |
0.07690 |
56 |
41 |
12 |
3 |
1389 |
After I ditched the ropes and carabiners, this was the next logical step. |
1.3214 |
0.07690 |
56 |
41 |
12 |
3 |
1390 |
I'm fine so long as I don't look down...or anywhere. |
1.3214 |
0.07690 |
56 |
41 |
12 |
3 |
1391 |
Wait...am I climbing or skydiving? |
1.3214 |
0.08493 |
56 |
43 |
8 |
5 |
1392 |
I'm climbing the corporate wall - the ladder was downsized. |
1.3214 |
0.07256 |
56 |
40 |
14 |
2 |
1393 |
But he said it was to keep the Mexicans out; not Democrats in! |
1.3214 |
0.08493 |
56 |
43 |
8 |
5 |
1394 |
I built a wall and made the Invisible Man pay for it. |
1.3214 |
0.08493 |
56 |
43 |
8 |
5 |
1395 |
I know you can't see it, Wally, but Mexico paid for it and I gotta see what's on the other side. |
1.3214 |
0.08493 |
56 |
43 |
8 |
5 |
1396 |
How high did Donald build it? |
1.3208 |
0.09243 |
53 |
42 |
5 |
6 |
1397 |
You're a hell of a mime! |
1.3208 |
0.09243 |
53 |
42 |
5 |
6 |
1398 |
I'm getting out of here before I'm stuck with an idiotic caption. |
1.3208 |
0.08422 |
53 |
40 |
9 |
4 |
1399 |
Help! I read too many of those inspirational posters at work! |
1.3208 |
0.07979 |
53 |
39 |
11 |
3 |
1400 |
because it's not there yet |
1.3208 |
0.08422 |
53 |
40 |
9 |
4 |
1401 |
Stop telling me I'm making mountains out of airhills. |
1.3208 |
0.07511 |
53 |
38 |
13 |
2 |
1402 |
The hardest part is always what you can't see. |
1.3208 |
0.07979 |
53 |
39 |
11 |
3 |
1403 |
You need to wear Google Glasses to see the mountain |
1.3208 |
0.07511 |
53 |
38 |
13 |
2 |
1404 |
There's a pikachu up here |
1.3208 |
0.07979 |
53 |
39 |
11 |
3 |
1405 |
Don't worry, I'll know it when I see it. |
1.3208 |
0.07011 |
53 |
37 |
15 |
1 |
1406 |
It's a mountain I purchased from David Copperfield. |
1.3208 |
0.07511 |
53 |
38 |
13 |
2 |
1407 |
Oh, use your imagination Walter! |
1.3208 |
0.07979 |
53 |
39 |
11 |
3 |
1408 |
I guess you should have taken her seriously when she said "no strings attached." |
1.3208 |
0.08422 |
53 |
40 |
9 |
4 |
1409 |
El Capitan was a challenge, but climbing Lost Mountain is a real test. |
1.3208 |
0.07511 |
53 |
38 |
13 |
2 |
1410 |
This is the third time that fancy magician made something disappear in the middle of my climb. |
1.3208 |
0.07979 |
53 |
39 |
11 |
3 |
1411 |
Dave was the first to climb Mt. Neverest. |
1.3208 |
0.07979 |
53 |
39 |
11 |
3 |
1412 |
That's not what I meant by a leap of faith... |
1.3208 |
0.08842 |
53 |
41 |
7 |
5 |
1413 |
Maybe I'm a traditionalist, but I don't think virtual mountain climbing is going to catch on. |
1.3208 |
0.09243 |
53 |
42 |
5 |
6 |
1414 |
I'll be right back I forgot my air guitar. |
1.3208 |
0.07979 |
53 |
39 |
11 |
3 |
1415 |
I'm doing it because it wasn't there. |
1.3208 |
0.07979 |
53 |
39 |
11 |
3 |
1416 |
Do me a favor and catch me. |
1.3208 |
0.07979 |
53 |
39 |
11 |
3 |
1417 |
Rock miming is TOO a thing. |
1.3208 |
0.07511 |
53 |
38 |
13 |
2 |
1418 |
They're never really going to build a wall, are they? |
1.3200 |
0.08778 |
50 |
38 |
8 |
4 |
1419 |
I am practicing in case Trump gets elected. |
1.3200 |
0.08778 |
50 |
38 |
8 |
4 |
1420 |
Sure hope I don't have a Wile E. Coyote moment. |
1.3200 |
0.09232 |
50 |
39 |
6 |
5 |
1421 |
It's called Kill-A-Mime-Jaro. No one has ever reached the top alive. |
1.3200 |
0.09664 |
50 |
40 |
4 |
6 |
1422 |
What, haven't you ever seen an extreme mime? |
1.3200 |
0.08300 |
50 |
37 |
10 |
3 |
1423 |
I feel like I forgot something. |
1.3200 |
0.07251 |
50 |
35 |
14 |
1 |
1424 |
Buy a ladder, and I wouldn't have to! |
1.3200 |
0.08300 |
50 |
37 |
10 |
3 |
1425 |
I thought I'd try free climbing. |
1.3191 |
0.08660 |
47 |
35 |
9 |
3 |
1426 |
I always wanted to be a fly on the wall. |
1.3167 |
0.07699 |
60 |
45 |
11 |
4 |
1427 |
At least I'm not the one standing on the side of an invisible mountain asking questions. |
1.3167 |
0.06926 |
60 |
43 |
15 |
2 |
1428 |
You just have to remember not to look down...or up! |
1.3158 |
0.08361 |
57 |
44 |
8 |
5 |
1429 |
Dad, for crying out loud, wake up! |
1.3158 |
0.08361 |
57 |
44 |
8 |
5 |
1430 |
I don't want anyone talking about a 'slippery slope.' |
1.3158 |
0.07978 |
57 |
43 |
10 |
4 |
1431 |
I forgot to tip the Sherpas, who are apparently fond of superglue and irony. |
1.3158 |
0.08361 |
57 |
44 |
8 |
5 |
1432 |
Im an ANTI-social climber |
1.3158 |
0.07149 |
57 |
41 |
14 |
2 |
1433 |
I have a feeling that there's a rare Pokémon up here. |
1.3158 |
0.07149 |
57 |
41 |
14 |
2 |
1434 |
I'm a ice climber from the future; tell everyone Global Warming is real. |
1.3158 |
0.08361 |
57 |
44 |
8 |
5 |
1435 |
I've been trying to get over this imaginary wall for years! |
1.3158 |
0.07978 |
57 |
43 |
10 |
4 |
1436 |
Mexico never agreed to pay for it. |
1.3158 |
0.08728 |
57 |
45 |
6 |
6 |
1437 |
I'm working on an M.F.A. at mime school. |
1.3158 |
0.07149 |
57 |
41 |
14 |
2 |
1438 |
Estragon...you will have wait for Godot on your own |
1.3158 |
0.06697 |
57 |
40 |
16 |
1 |
1439 |
If you're gonna succeed, you gotta suspend your disbelief. |
1.3158 |
0.07978 |
57 |
43 |
10 |
4 |
1440 |
I found out on the Internet that Isaac Newton was a loser! |
1.3148 |
0.07853 |
54 |
40 |
11 |
3 |
1441 |
Hurry! Finish the drawing before I fall! |
1.3148 |
0.08286 |
54 |
41 |
9 |
4 |
1442 |
I'm looking for the handwriting. |
1.3148 |
0.07853 |
54 |
40 |
11 |
3 |
1443 |
Would ya stop staring please? I'm feeling a bit vulnerable here. |
1.3148 |
0.06906 |
54 |
38 |
15 |
1 |
1444 |
I've done this since realizing I was no good at 'air guitar'. |
1.3148 |
0.08697 |
54 |
42 |
7 |
5 |
1445 |
It's a special type of parachute, it opens on impact! |
1.3148 |
0.08286 |
54 |
41 |
9 |
4 |
1446 |
I just don't get why people get so worked up about a blind climber. |
1.3148 |
0.08286 |
54 |
41 |
9 |
4 |
1447 |
I'll bet you've never seen a mime do this. |
1.3148 |
0.07853 |
54 |
40 |
11 |
3 |
1448 |
When he's not climbing, he plays the air guitar |
1.3148 |
0.07394 |
54 |
39 |
13 |
2 |
1449 |
Because it’s there, doc. |
1.3148 |
0.08286 |
54 |
41 |
9 |
4 |
1450 |
They are "Air" crampons. |
1.3148 |
0.07853 |
54 |
40 |
11 |
3 |
1451 |
Since global warming is not real, the glacier is actually here... |
1.3148 |
0.07853 |
54 |
40 |
11 |
3 |
1452 |
Ground Control to Major Tom |
1.3148 |
0.07853 |
54 |
40 |
11 |
3 |
1453 |
I just read Sartre's Being and Nothingness. |
1.3148 |
0.06906 |
54 |
38 |
15 |
1 |
1454 |
I can't work like this, where's the background? |
1.3148 |
0.07853 |
54 |
40 |
11 |
3 |
1455 |
My mom always said I would eventually amount to nothing. |
1.3148 |
0.07853 |
54 |
40 |
11 |
3 |
1456 |
Wings? With these shoes, I don't need no stinkin' wings! |
1.3148 |
0.08286 |
54 |
41 |
9 |
4 |
1457 |
I was hired to test if it's migrant-proof. |
1.3148 |
0.07853 |
54 |
40 |
11 |
3 |
1458 |
When you get to the top, wave to the virtually thousands of people below! |
1.3148 |
0.07853 |
54 |
40 |
11 |
3 |
1459 |
I'm encountering a bit of a white-out situation here. |
1.3148 |
0.06906 |
54 |
38 |
15 |
1 |
1460 |
Gravity is just a theory. |
1.3148 |
0.08697 |
54 |
42 |
7 |
5 |
1461 |
No, you idiot! It's the COW that jumps over the moon. |
1.3148 |
0.08286 |
54 |
41 |
9 |
4 |
1462 |
I think you're taking minimalism a bit too far. |
1.3148 |
0.07853 |
54 |
40 |
11 |
3 |
1463 |
Don't look at me like that. Go climb your own imaginary mountain. |
1.3148 |
0.07853 |
54 |
40 |
11 |
3 |
1464 |
Wake up Sir; he hasn't won yet. There is no wall. |
1.3148 |
0.08286 |
54 |
41 |
9 |
4 |
1465 |
You’re too late. I already jumped. |
1.3148 |
0.09090 |
54 |
43 |
5 |
6 |
1466 |
Please call my wife right away if I vanish into thin air. |
1.3148 |
0.07853 |
54 |
40 |
11 |
3 |
1467 |
climbing is a state of mind |
1.3148 |
0.06906 |
54 |
38 |
15 |
1 |
1468 |
I'm treading air. |
1.3148 |
0.08697 |
54 |
42 |
7 |
5 |
1469 |
Okay, tell me if you can see that hole in my pants. |
1.3148 |
0.08286 |
54 |
41 |
9 |
4 |
1470 |
I prefer rock climbing. It's much more defined. |
1.3148 |
0.07394 |
54 |
39 |
13 |
2 |
1471 |
Chute. |
1.3148 |
0.07853 |
54 |
40 |
11 |
3 |
1472 |
Dad, did you HAVE to sign me up for that mime-climb class? |
1.3148 |
0.06906 |
54 |
38 |
15 |
1 |
1473 |
Drone delivery man? |
1.3148 |
0.07394 |
54 |
39 |
13 |
2 |
1474 |
It's a mountain of political promises... |
1.3148 |
0.08697 |
54 |
42 |
7 |
5 |
1475 |
It's required for all Mexican tour guides. |
1.3148 |
0.07394 |
54 |
39 |
13 |
2 |
1476 |
I saw a Pokémon go this way. |
1.3148 |
0.07853 |
54 |
40 |
11 |
3 |
1477 |
It's an invigorating break from making the emperor's clothes. |
1.3148 |
0.08697 |
54 |
42 |
7 |
5 |
1478 |
Please throw me that invisible rope. |
1.3148 |
0.07853 |
54 |
40 |
11 |
3 |
1479 |
Almost to the top of Trump's never-to-exist wall! |
1.3148 |
0.08286 |
54 |
41 |
9 |
4 |
1480 |
The trick is to keep moving. . . and be absolutely insane. |
1.3148 |
0.07853 |
54 |
40 |
11 |
3 |
1481 |
" Just don't stand there, get a camera. |
1.3148 |
0.07853 |
54 |
40 |
11 |
3 |
1482 |
Extreme Miming -not for the faint-hearted. |
1.3148 |
0.07394 |
54 |
39 |
13 |
2 |
1483 |
It's called Stealth Mountain. |
1.3148 |
0.07394 |
54 |
39 |
13 |
2 |
1484 |
For God’s sake, Harold, you forgot your purple crayon!! |
1.3137 |
0.07665 |
51 |
37 |
12 |
2 |
1485 |
I'm climbing every mountain, invisible or not |
1.3137 |
0.07665 |
51 |
37 |
12 |
2 |
1486 |
I am trying to reach the glass ceiling! |
1.3137 |
0.08160 |
51 |
38 |
10 |
3 |
1487 |
Are you serious? My boss superglued me to the wall to advertise mountain climbing. |
1.3137 |
0.08160 |
51 |
38 |
10 |
3 |
1488 |
I can't believe I left my phone up there!! |
1.3137 |
0.07135 |
51 |
36 |
14 |
1 |
1489 |
I intend to be the first solo climber of Mount Blank " |
1.3137 |
0.07665 |
51 |
37 |
12 |
2 |
1490 |
I am the world's greatest mime, I am the world's greatest mime, I am... |
1.3137 |
0.08627 |
51 |
39 |
8 |
4 |
1491 |
I'm a very advanced climber. |
1.3137 |
0.09071 |
51 |
40 |
6 |
5 |
1492 |
It's called "Climbing Donald's Wall." |
1.3137 |
0.08627 |
51 |
39 |
8 |
4 |
1493 |
Call 911! I'm having an existential crisis and I can't get out! |
1.3137 |
0.08627 |
51 |
39 |
8 |
4 |
1494 |
It looks more dangerous than it is. |
1.3137 |
0.08627 |
51 |
39 |
8 |
4 |
1495 |
The Effects Of Global Warming: When he started his ascent there was a glacier there. |
1.3137 |
0.08160 |
51 |
38 |
10 |
3 |
1496 |
Quickly, what do you know about parachutes? |
1.3125 |
0.09010 |
48 |
37 |
7 |
4 |
1497 |
This team building exercise feels less effective after the latest layoffs. |
1.3103 |
0.07858 |
58 |
44 |
10 |
4 |
1498 |
Anything to get away from this election! |
1.3103 |
0.07463 |
58 |
43 |
12 |
3 |
1499 |
Look out for that imaginary avalanche! |
1.3103 |
0.07858 |
58 |
44 |
10 |
4 |
1500 |
Take it from me, Stuart - the corporate ladder is a thing of the past. |
1.3103 |
0.08234 |
58 |
45 |
8 |
5 |
1501 |
It's just this one spot that's driving me up the wall! |
1.3103 |
0.07858 |
58 |
44 |
10 |
4 |
1502 |
No problem. It's just a white-out. |
1.3103 |
0.07463 |
58 |
43 |
12 |
3 |
1503 |
You can now remove the net. |
1.3103 |
0.07463 |
58 |
43 |
12 |
3 |
1504 |
My wife asked me to find the glass ceiling. |
1.3091 |
0.08557 |
55 |
43 |
7 |
5 |
1505 |
I think one of us is hallucinating. |
1.3091 |
0.07730 |
55 |
41 |
11 |
3 |
1506 |
When do I pull the ripcord? |
1.3091 |
0.08154 |
55 |
42 |
9 |
4 |
1507 |
Don't worry, I'll draw the ladder on my way back down. |
1.3091 |
0.07281 |
55 |
40 |
13 |
2 |
1508 |
I'm aware that this is an imaginary mountain, but if I stop believing in it I'll fall! |
1.3091 |
0.06803 |
55 |
39 |
15 |
1 |
1509 |
I regret saying I could climb anything steep and white. |
1.3091 |
0.07281 |
55 |
40 |
13 |
2 |
1510 |
It's really not that difficult, compared to Brexit. |
1.3091 |
0.08154 |
55 |
42 |
9 |
4 |
1511 |
There used to be a ladder, but now there's just the corporate wall. |
1.3091 |
0.08154 |
55 |
42 |
9 |
4 |
1512 |
I'm rising above perceived slights. |
1.3091 |
0.07281 |
55 |
40 |
13 |
2 |
1513 |
Quick! Draw me some mountains!! |
1.3091 |
0.07730 |
55 |
41 |
11 |
3 |
1514 |
It doesn't matter whether it's your dream or mine. Either way you can get a ladder quickly. |
1.3091 |
0.07281 |
55 |
40 |
13 |
2 |
1515 |
And I suppose the emperor had no clothes on. |
1.3091 |
0.07730 |
55 |
41 |
11 |
3 |
1516 |
Will someone please draw a climbing wall? |
1.3091 |
0.07730 |
55 |
41 |
11 |
3 |
1517 |
Compared with the climb down, this is nothing. |
1.3091 |
0.08154 |
55 |
42 |
9 |
4 |
1518 |
He first climbed K0, now Mt. Neverest. |
1.3091 |
0.08557 |
55 |
43 |
7 |
5 |
1519 |
Election season is driving me up a wall. |
1.3091 |
0.08154 |
55 |
42 |
9 |
4 |
1520 |
I'm going to break through the glass ceiling. |
1.3091 |
0.07730 |
55 |
41 |
11 |
3 |
1521 |
Let's all just take a step back for a moment |
1.3091 |
0.08154 |
55 |
42 |
9 |
4 |
1522 |
I'm climbing walls that aren't even there ... |
1.3091 |
0.07730 |
55 |
41 |
11 |
3 |
1523 |
"Because it's not there." ("not" is in italics, or otherwise emphasized, if possible.) |
1.3091 |
0.08557 |
55 |
43 |
7 |
5 |
1524 |
It's not hard,once you get the hang of it. |
1.3077 |
0.08025 |
52 |
39 |
10 |
3 |
1525 |
These Caption Contests are rigged. I’m outta here. |
1.3077 |
0.08481 |
52 |
40 |
8 |
4 |
1526 |
If you climb it they will build |
1.3077 |
0.08481 |
52 |
40 |
8 |
4 |
1527 |
He can keeps the Mexicans from entering, but he can't stop the Americans from leaving |
1.3077 |
0.08025 |
52 |
39 |
10 |
3 |
1528 |
The title of my senior honors project is "Mime knows no bounds." |
1.3077 |
0.08915 |
52 |
41 |
6 |
5 |
1529 |
One last hold and I am out of this frame |
1.3077 |
0.07022 |
52 |
37 |
14 |
1 |
1530 |
The presidential election isn't over yet |
1.3077 |
0.07540 |
52 |
38 |
12 |
2 |
1531 |
I was mountain climbing near Cern, and I stepped on a Higgs Bosen. |
1.3077 |
0.07022 |
52 |
37 |
14 |
1 |
1532 |
Extreme Sleepwalking |
1.3077 |
0.07022 |
52 |
37 |
14 |
1 |
1533 |
It's the natural progression from free soloing, eliminate the mountain. |
1.3077 |
0.08025 |
52 |
39 |
10 |
3 |
1534 |
Because it's there of course! |
1.3077 |
0.08481 |
52 |
40 |
8 |
4 |
1535 |
This green screen is going to do wonders for my Tinder profile. |
1.3077 |
0.08025 |
52 |
39 |
10 |
3 |
1536 |
God, I hope this isn't another one of those polar bear in a snow-storm kind of things. |
1.3077 |
0.08481 |
52 |
40 |
8 |
4 |
1537 |
Aren't you forgetting something? |
1.3077 |
0.08481 |
52 |
40 |
8 |
4 |
1538 |
Yeah right. Next you'll tell me I'm not wearing any clothes. |
1.3077 |
0.07022 |
52 |
37 |
14 |
1 |
1539 |
Rip cord? |
1.3077 |
0.08915 |
52 |
41 |
6 |
5 |
1540 |
Trying out my new Nike Air Crampons. |
1.3077 |
0.08025 |
52 |
39 |
10 |
3 |
1541 |
The laws of Physics do not apply to upper management. |
1.3077 |
0.07022 |
52 |
37 |
14 |
1 |
1542 |
"Relax, I'm really a capable cartoonist". |
1.3077 |
0.07540 |
52 |
38 |
12 |
2 |
1543 |
Call Harold and tell him to bring his purple crayon! |
1.3077 |
0.08025 |
52 |
39 |
10 |
3 |
1544 |
I'm practicing my escape to Mexico! |
1.3077 |
0.08025 |
52 |
39 |
10 |
3 |
1545 |
I climb them because they're there, or not there for that matter. |
1.3077 |
0.07540 |
52 |
38 |
12 |
2 |
1546 |
Now will you believe Stairway To Heaven was MY idea? |
1.3077 |
0.08481 |
52 |
40 |
8 |
4 |
1547 |
Don't worry. A computer generated image will add the mountain later. |
1.3077 |
0.07540 |
52 |
38 |
12 |
2 |
1548 |
What, you've never NOT seen an invisible mountain before? |
1.3077 |
0.07540 |
52 |
38 |
12 |
2 |
1549 |
To air is human, but to climb is divine. |
1.3077 |
0.08025 |
52 |
39 |
10 |
3 |
1550 |
Tell my wife she was right. I was an idiot to go skydiving. |
1.3077 |
0.08481 |
52 |
40 |
8 |
4 |
1551 |
Yes, I am actually walking on sunshine. |
1.3077 |
0.08481 |
52 |
40 |
8 |
4 |
1552 |
Yeah... that definitely wasn't kool-aid. |
1.3077 |
0.07540 |
52 |
38 |
12 |
2 |
1553 |
To the horror of his boss, Smith finally found the super secret invisible corporate ladder to climb. |
1.3077 |
0.07540 |
52 |
38 |
12 |
2 |
1554 |
It's to keep us in!! Not them out!! |
1.3077 |
0.08481 |
52 |
40 |
8 |
4 |
1555 |
I'm climbing the stairway to heaven. |
1.3061 |
0.07263 |
49 |
35 |
13 |
1 |
1556 |
It's a virtual ladder over the virtual wall. |
1.3061 |
0.08847 |
49 |
38 |
7 |
4 |
1557 |
Two words: second word... |
1.3051 |
0.08110 |
59 |
46 |
8 |
5 |
1558 |
I guess th name "Magic Mountain" isn't hyperbole. |
1.3051 |
0.08110 |
59 |
46 |
8 |
5 |
1559 |
What's the hold up? |
1.3051 |
0.08110 |
59 |
46 |
8 |
5 |
1560 |
Working on my Ph.D at Mime School. |
1.3036 |
0.07611 |
56 |
42 |
11 |
3 |
1561 |
Call Sipress and tell him to draw the damn wall!! |
1.3036 |
0.07171 |
56 |
41 |
13 |
2 |
1562 |
Wipe that look off your face - I've already broken the world record! |
1.3036 |
0.07171 |
56 |
41 |
13 |
2 |
1563 |
He's climbing the nonexistent part of the wall that Mexico paid for. |
1.3036 |
0.08798 |
56 |
45 |
5 |
6 |
1564 |
I still can't find that glass ceiling |
1.3036 |
0.07611 |
56 |
42 |
11 |
3 |
1565 |
I told you I was going to be climbing the walls until November 9th |
1.3036 |
0.08026 |
56 |
43 |
9 |
4 |
1566 |
Help! I'm falling and/or climbing! |
1.3036 |
0.08798 |
56 |
45 |
5 |
6 |
1567 |
I am looking for the glass ceiling |
1.3036 |
0.08421 |
56 |
44 |
7 |
5 |
1568 |
It's the last item on my bucket list. |
1.3036 |
0.07611 |
56 |
42 |
11 |
3 |
1569 |
I'm more worried about your imaginary belaying expertise. |
1.3036 |
0.08026 |
56 |
43 |
9 |
4 |
1570 |
I promised my kids we'd go to Magic Mountain. |
1.3019 |
0.07893 |
53 |
40 |
10 |
3 |
1571 |
I'm taking free climbing to the extreme. |
1.3019 |
0.07893 |
53 |
40 |
10 |
3 |
1572 |
Hey! Tell Sipress that NOW would be a great time to pencil in that pickaxe! |
1.3019 |
0.06913 |
53 |
38 |
14 |
1 |
1573 |
How could you send the CGI guys to lunch now? |
1.3019 |
0.08340 |
53 |
41 |
8 |
4 |
1574 |
. . . getting paid to test effectiveness of Trump's 'wall' ! |
1.3019 |
0.08764 |
53 |
42 |
6 |
5 |
1575 |
As a mime, I've had to up my game lately. |
1.3019 |
0.07893 |
53 |
40 |
10 |
3 |
1576 |
We're very competitive. My wife said she just broke through the glass ceiling. |
1.3019 |
0.06913 |
53 |
38 |
14 |
1 |
1577 |
I hit auto eject instead of auto pilot. |
1.3019 |
0.07419 |
53 |
39 |
12 |
2 |
1578 |
Stairway to Heaven, in the age of copyright dispute. |
1.3019 |
0.07419 |
53 |
39 |
12 |
2 |
1579 |
Yes, I'm on my own here; I'm an anti-social climber. |
1.3019 |
0.07419 |
53 |
39 |
12 |
2 |
1580 |
Breaking the glass ceiling is hard enough, I should not have to climb the glass wall to get there. |
1.3019 |
0.07419 |
53 |
39 |
12 |
2 |
1581 |
Look closer. Right now it's just a mole hill. |
1.3019 |
0.08340 |
53 |
41 |
8 |
4 |
1582 |
A few more feet to climb and I can start thinking outside the box. |
1.3019 |
0.08340 |
53 |
41 |
8 |
4 |
1583 |
Check out virtual reality.org/faith |
1.3019 |
0.08340 |
53 |
41 |
8 |
4 |
1584 |
I'm practicing, in case Trump is elected |
1.3019 |
0.07893 |
53 |
40 |
10 |
3 |
1585 |
i wore cleated shoes so i could hit the ground running |
1.3019 |
0.08340 |
53 |
41 |
8 |
4 |
1586 |
Why climb it? To paraphrase Mallory, 'Because it's not there.' |
1.3019 |
0.07893 |
53 |
40 |
10 |
3 |
1587 |
I hope you haven't burned bridges on your way up. |
1.3019 |
0.07893 |
53 |
40 |
10 |
3 |
1588 |
How does my butt look? |
1.3019 |
0.08340 |
53 |
41 |
8 |
4 |
1589 |
Have faith, there IS a stairway to Heaven. |
1.3019 |
0.07419 |
53 |
39 |
12 |
2 |
1590 |
I get it -- you think you're too good for a metaphor! |
1.3019 |
0.07893 |
53 |
40 |
10 |
3 |
1591 |
Does your leap of imagination include a ladder? |
1.3019 |
0.07419 |
53 |
39 |
12 |
2 |
1592 |
I use the black holes. |
1.3019 |
0.07419 |
53 |
39 |
12 |
2 |
1593 |
What do you mean, 'where is my Virtual Reality headset?' |
1.3019 |
0.07419 |
53 |
39 |
12 |
2 |
1594 |
Virtual mountain climbing still hurts my back. |
1.3019 |
0.07419 |
53 |
39 |
12 |
2 |
1595 |
Catch me if you can! |
1.3019 |
0.08340 |
53 |
41 |
8 |
4 |
1596 |
The secret to air-climbing is really, really, really good cleats. |
1.3019 |
0.07893 |
53 |
40 |
10 |
3 |
1597 |
Am I touching the void yet? |
1.3019 |
0.07893 |
53 |
40 |
10 |
3 |
1598 |
Tell me this isn't the best mime performance you've ever seen. |
1.3019 |
0.07419 |
53 |
39 |
12 |
2 |
1599 |
Remember, on a virtual wall, wherever you go, there you are... |
1.3019 |
0.06913 |
53 |
38 |
14 |
1 |
1600 |
I'm telling you - it was the GLUTEN that was holding me back! |
1.3019 |
0.07893 |
53 |
40 |
10 |
3 |
1601 |
That's Sipress for you. He takes a bathroom break and leaves me with nothing to hold on to. |
1.3019 |
0.07419 |
53 |
39 |
12 |
2 |
1602 |
Best mime I've ever seen. |
1.3019 |
0.08764 |
53 |
42 |
6 |
5 |
1603 |
No worries, I'm just testing out Trump's wall. |
1.3019 |
0.07893 |
53 |
40 |
10 |
3 |
1604 |
This job has got me climbing the walls. |
1.3019 |
0.08340 |
53 |
41 |
8 |
4 |
1605 |
Donald said he'd build it! |
1.3019 |
0.07419 |
53 |
39 |
12 |
2 |
1606 |
Behold the future of travel to Mexico. |
1.3019 |
0.07893 |
53 |
40 |
10 |
3 |
1607 |
The best Mime school money can buy! |
1.3019 |
0.08340 |
53 |
41 |
8 |
4 |
1608 |
How come nobody talks about the "glass mountain"? |
1.3019 |
0.08340 |
53 |
41 |
8 |
4 |
1609 |
I'm not hiking. This is art. |
1.3019 |
0.07893 |
53 |
40 |
10 |
3 |
1610 |
Last year this was like totally ice!!! |
1.3019 |
0.07419 |
53 |
39 |
12 |
2 |
1611 |
Just playing Pokemon Go. |
1.3019 |
0.07893 |
53 |
40 |
10 |
3 |
1612 |
I guess I'm just not clear on the difference between performance art and endurance training. |
1.3019 |
0.07893 |
53 |
40 |
10 |
3 |
1613 |
Oh, sure. Next you're going to tell me the Emperor has no clothes. |
1.3019 |
0.06913 |
53 |
38 |
14 |
1 |
1614 |
I think "Defying Gravity" only works on Broadway. |
1.3019 |
0.06913 |
53 |
38 |
14 |
1 |
1615 |
What?! No, you're not high, I am. |
1.3019 |
0.07419 |
53 |
39 |
12 |
2 |
1616 |
Congress refused to renew the mountain infrastructure bill. |
1.3019 |
0.07893 |
53 |
40 |
10 |
3 |
1617 |
...and I paid for the climb in bitcoin. |
1.3019 |
0.08340 |
53 |
41 |
8 |
4 |
1618 |
Everyone says I have a knack for making a mountain out of a molehill. |
1.3019 |
0.08340 |
53 |
41 |
8 |
4 |
1619 |
Am I at your expectations yet!? |
1.3019 |
0.07893 |
53 |
40 |
10 |
3 |
1620 |
Visibility sure is awful today. |
1.3019 |
0.08340 |
53 |
41 |
8 |
4 |
1621 |
Zen master Dogen asked the koan, "How does one climb without hands or feet?" but I discovered how to climb without the mountain. |
1.3019 |
0.07419 |
53 |
39 |
12 |
2 |
1622 |
This would go a lot easier if there were a wall here |
1.3019 |
0.08340 |
53 |
41 |
8 |
4 |
1623 |
It was there! It was there, I swear! |
1.3019 |
0.07419 |
53 |
39 |
12 |
2 |
1624 |
Watch out for the glass ceiling! |
1.3019 |
0.08764 |
53 |
42 |
6 |
5 |
1625 |
I'm reaching new heights for minimalist cartoons everywhere. |
1.3019 |
0.08340 |
53 |
41 |
8 |
4 |
1626 |
There's a rare Pokemon, just over this wall. I can see it. |
1.3019 |
0.07419 |
53 |
39 |
12 |
2 |
1627 |
Soccer cleats and baby powder. You'd be surprised. |
1.3019 |
0.08340 |
53 |
41 |
8 |
4 |
1628 |
'Because it's there," just seemed so limiting. |
1.3019 |
0.07419 |
53 |
39 |
12 |
2 |
1629 |
Pop, don't you understand? I've just gotta see where the x axis leads me. |
1.3019 |
0.07893 |
53 |
40 |
10 |
3 |
1630 |
I'm cross-border training. |
1.3019 |
0.08340 |
53 |
41 |
8 |
4 |
1631 |
And you said global warming isn't real. |
1.3019 |
0.07893 |
53 |
40 |
10 |
3 |
1632 |
My psychiatrist said that I should stop climbing the walls. |
1.3019 |
0.07893 |
53 |
40 |
10 |
3 |
1633 |
I'm taking miming to a whole new level. |
1.3019 |
0.07419 |
53 |
39 |
12 |
2 |
1634 |
Free climbing really has evolved since I was a kid. |
1.3019 |
0.07893 |
53 |
40 |
10 |
3 |
1635 |
Move along, now. Nothing to see here. |
1.3019 |
0.08340 |
53 |
41 |
8 |
4 |
1636 |
Virtual reality climbing wall - just go with it. |
1.3019 |
0.08340 |
53 |
41 |
8 |
4 |
1637 |
Yes, I'm an ice climber. No, global warming doesn't stop me. |
1.3019 |
0.08340 |
53 |
41 |
8 |
4 |
1638 |
You're just going to have to take my word for it--this one is way taller than Everest. |
1.3019 |
0.07893 |
53 |
40 |
10 |
3 |
1639 |
It's just mind over matter. |
1.3000 |
0.07143 |
50 |
36 |
13 |
1 |
1640 |
My name's Marceau. Why do you ask? |
1.3000 |
0.07693 |
50 |
37 |
11 |
2 |
1641 |
Darn! That's the fastest melting glacier ever. |
1.3000 |
0.07693 |
50 |
37 |
11 |
2 |
1642 |
Weird, right? This do-nothing Congress somehow managed to repeal the Law of Gravity! |
1.3000 |
0.07693 |
50 |
37 |
11 |
2 |
1643 |
This redefines the phrase, "working without a parachute". |
1.3000 |
0.07143 |
50 |
36 |
13 |
1 |
1644 |
I sucked up every balloon in the party store, it works. |
1.3000 |
0.08690 |
50 |
39 |
7 |
4 |
1645 |
This meeting is going nowhere. |
1.3000 |
0.07693 |
50 |
37 |
11 |
2 |
1646 |
Our Creator was too quick with his eraser. |
1.3000 |
0.06547 |
50 |
35 |
15 |
0 |
1647 |
I can't see my next move! |
1.3000 |
0.07693 |
50 |
37 |
11 |
2 |
1648 |
If it's imaginary, you really need to concentrate. |
1.3000 |
0.07693 |
50 |
37 |
11 |
2 |
1649 |
I need to think outside this box. |
1.3000 |
0.08207 |
50 |
38 |
9 |
3 |
1650 |
Demythifying Sisyphus, why? |
1.3000 |
0.08690 |
50 |
39 |
7 |
4 |
1651 |
Not enough mountains - too much time. |
1.3000 |
0.07693 |
50 |
37 |
11 |
2 |
1652 |
I'll show those Fitbit guys that take the stairs! |
1.3000 |
0.07693 |
50 |
37 |
11 |
2 |
1653 |
With the Donald on the rise, I thought I'd better start practicing climbing imaginary walls. |
1.3000 |
0.08207 |
50 |
38 |
9 |
3 |
1654 |
One of us is drunk. |
1.2982 |
0.07495 |
57 |
43 |
11 |
3 |
1655 |
Too much stealth! |
1.2979 |
0.08557 |
47 |
36 |
8 |
3 |
1656 |
I'm climbing the emperor's corporate ladder. |
1.2963 |
0.07766 |
54 |
41 |
10 |
3 |
1657 |
Have Sipress draw some rungs, quickly! |
1.2963 |
0.07302 |
54 |
40 |
12 |
2 |
1658 |
Trying to reach the glass ceiling. |
1.2963 |
0.06807 |
54 |
39 |
14 |
1 |
1659 |
Am I close? |
1.2963 |
0.08203 |
54 |
42 |
8 |
4 |
1660 |
After careless consideration I'm in a precarious condition. |
1.2963 |
0.06272 |
54 |
38 |
16 |
0 |
1661 |
I swear there used to be a wall here. |
1.2963 |
0.07766 |
54 |
41 |
10 |
3 |
1662 |
I have a sneaking suspicion the emperor just added 10 more feet to his wall. |
1.2963 |
0.08203 |
54 |
42 |
8 |
4 |
1663 |
I say wait till the fog lifts. |
1.2963 |
0.06807 |
54 |
39 |
14 |
1 |
1664 |
More fun than walking on water! |
1.2963 |
0.06807 |
54 |
39 |
14 |
1 |
1665 |
...and they say there is no such thing as 'climate change'... |
1.2963 |
0.09015 |
54 |
44 |
4 |
6 |
1666 |
It's the 21st century we don't climb bean stalks into heaven we use the cloud. |
1.2963 |
0.07766 |
54 |
41 |
10 |
3 |
1667 |
I'm gonna shatter the glass ceiling. |
1.2963 |
0.06807 |
54 |
39 |
14 |
1 |
1668 |
This Virtual Mountain Climbing App is fantastic |
1.2963 |
0.08203 |
54 |
42 |
8 |
4 |
1669 |
Your guess is as good as mime. |
1.2963 |
0.06807 |
54 |
39 |
14 |
1 |
1670 |
I'm escaping this two-dimensional existence. |
1.2963 |
0.07302 |
54 |
40 |
12 |
2 |
1671 |
I should've gone to the bathroom before. |
1.2963 |
0.07766 |
54 |
41 |
10 |
3 |
1672 |
He seems to grasp nothing. |
1.2963 |
0.07302 |
54 |
40 |
12 |
2 |
1673 |
"Gravity, shmavity. This is a cartoon. |
1.2963 |
0.07302 |
54 |
40 |
12 |
2 |
1674 |
Realization exercises CAN burn calories. |
1.2963 |
0.08203 |
54 |
42 |
8 |
4 |
1675 |
The cartoonist had to leave on vacation. |
1.2963 |
0.07766 |
54 |
41 |
10 |
3 |
1676 |
Send a 911 for Marcel Marceau. |
1.2963 |
0.07766 |
54 |
41 |
10 |
3 |
1677 |
How can you prove that you reached the top? |
1.2963 |
0.06807 |
54 |
39 |
14 |
1 |
1678 |
To paraphrase Sir Edmund Hillary, I climb it because it is not there. |
1.2963 |
0.06807 |
54 |
39 |
14 |
1 |
1679 |
I've been sent to find that "glass ceiling" they're always talking about. |
1.2963 |
0.07766 |
54 |
41 |
10 |
3 |
1680 |
It's really a mental game. |
1.2963 |
0.07302 |
54 |
40 |
12 |
2 |
1681 |
White men can jump. |
1.2963 |
0.07302 |
54 |
40 |
12 |
2 |
1682 |
Ugh... Pokémon Go is really getting sophisticated. |
1.2963 |
0.07766 |
54 |
41 |
10 |
3 |
1683 |
Just hold tight, I think I saw a Pikachu. |
1.2963 |
0.08203 |
54 |
42 |
8 |
4 |
1684 |
I'm telling you, there was a wall here yesterday. |
1.2963 |
0.06807 |
54 |
39 |
14 |
1 |
1685 |
Relax, I used PolyGrip. |
1.2963 |
0.07766 |
54 |
41 |
10 |
3 |
1686 |
Corporate ladders are for sissies. |
1.2963 |
0.07766 |
54 |
41 |
10 |
3 |
1687 |
Modern buildings are just so nondescript. |
1.2963 |
0.07766 |
54 |
41 |
10 |
3 |
1688 |
I'm practicing so I can get out of the country if Trump wins. |
1.2963 |
0.07766 |
54 |
41 |
10 |
3 |
1689 |
Senior Trump will be very surprised! |
1.2963 |
0.07766 |
54 |
41 |
10 |
3 |
1690 |
Don't tell me what I can and cannot do. |
1.2963 |
0.07766 |
54 |
41 |
10 |
3 |
1691 |
Yes, but is it art? |
1.2963 |
0.07302 |
54 |
40 |
12 |
2 |
1692 |
I can make it if I don't run out of air. |
1.2963 |
0.07766 |
54 |
41 |
10 |
3 |
1693 |
No, only the first step is hard. |
1.2963 |
0.07766 |
54 |
41 |
10 |
3 |
1694 |
I'm in training to escape the US in case he wins and builds his wall. |
1.2963 |
0.07766 |
54 |
41 |
10 |
3 |
1695 |
I'm ok, it's called "Free Climbing." |
1.2963 |
0.07302 |
54 |
40 |
12 |
2 |
1696 |
when he said he was going to build a wall, he did not say it would be invisible. |
1.2963 |
0.06807 |
54 |
39 |
14 |
1 |
1697 |
I got hooked on Road Runner cartoons. |
1.2963 |
0.07766 |
54 |
41 |
10 |
3 |
1698 |
I didn't think it literally meant you were climbing the walls. |
1.2963 |
0.07302 |
54 |
40 |
12 |
2 |
1699 |
They BOTH chose Palin as their running mate. |
1.2963 |
0.09015 |
54 |
44 |
4 |
6 |
1700 |
No wall can't keep me out. |
1.2963 |
0.08203 |
54 |
42 |
8 |
4 |
1701 |
It's a new reality show called "Mime Boot Camp." |
1.2963 |
0.08203 |
54 |
42 |
8 |
4 |
1702 |
I'm facing the unknown. |
1.2963 |
0.07302 |
54 |
40 |
12 |
2 |
1703 |
I admire the dedication it takes to cling to your minimalist notions. |
1.2941 |
0.08538 |
51 |
40 |
7 |
4 |
1704 |
What is this ladder you speak of? |
1.2941 |
0.08065 |
51 |
39 |
9 |
3 |
1705 |
I'm practicing, just in case he actually does build a wall. |
1.2941 |
0.07564 |
51 |
38 |
11 |
2 |
1706 |
Like I said, the only walls to climb are those in your own mind. |
1.2941 |
0.07564 |
51 |
38 |
11 |
2 |
1707 |
Wake up. You're sleep-climbing again. |
1.2941 |
0.07026 |
51 |
37 |
13 |
1 |
1708 |
Pass me the rope at your feet. |
1.2941 |
0.08065 |
51 |
39 |
9 |
3 |
1709 |
...a little something I picked up from Marcel Marceau |
1.2941 |
0.07564 |
51 |
38 |
11 |
2 |
1710 |
Gravity's overrated. |
1.2941 |
0.08065 |
51 |
39 |
9 |
3 |
1711 |
Another patient with onset of Trump "wall" delusion. |
1.2941 |
0.08538 |
51 |
40 |
7 |
4 |
1712 |
I'm practicing for next week's virtual rock climbing competition. |
1.2941 |
0.08065 |
51 |
39 |
9 |
3 |
1713 |
I may have forgotten to pay this this month's gravity bill. |
1.2941 |
0.07026 |
51 |
37 |
13 |
1 |
1714 |
This is why mimes should never sky dive. |
1.2941 |
0.08538 |
51 |
40 |
7 |
4 |
1715 |
"It's harder than it looks". |
1.2941 |
0.07026 |
51 |
37 |
13 |
1 |
1716 |
I'm climbing it because it's there! |
1.2941 |
0.08065 |
51 |
39 |
9 |
3 |
1717 |
The guru up there specializes in visualization. |
1.2941 |
0.08065 |
51 |
39 |
9 |
3 |
1718 |
It's a promotion for Natural Gas Week. |
1.2941 |
0.08065 |
51 |
39 |
9 |
3 |
1719 |
I told you the crampons would do the trick! |
1.2941 |
0.08065 |
51 |
39 |
9 |
3 |
1720 |
It's aspirational. |
1.2941 |
0.08065 |
51 |
39 |
9 |
3 |
1721 |
I think I just broke through the glass ceiling. |
1.2941 |
0.08065 |
51 |
39 |
9 |
3 |
1722 |
I'm not quite sure this is a good time to break the news, my good man, but that appears to be a backpack not a parachute. |
1.2941 |
0.08065 |
51 |
39 |
9 |
3 |
1723 |
When I complete this virtual climb I will become a member of the seven virtual summits club. |
1.2941 |
0.08538 |
51 |
40 |
7 |
4 |
1724 |
Tell Sipress I'm sorry... Draw the ladder back in ! |
1.2941 |
0.07564 |
51 |
38 |
11 |
2 |
1725 |
Please ask David to draw a wall. |
1.2931 |
0.07382 |
58 |
44 |
11 |
3 |
1726 |
Did you say they demolished it last week? |
1.2931 |
0.07382 |
58 |
44 |
11 |
3 |
1727 |
I’ve moved on from that “stuck in a box” routine. |
1.2931 |
0.06961 |
58 |
43 |
13 |
2 |
1728 |
We all have our mountains to climb Steve. It just so happens mine is on 75th and 3rd |
1.2927 |
0.09399 |
41 |
32 |
6 |
3 |
1729 |
I'm looking for the crawl space. |
1.2917 |
0.07268 |
48 |
35 |
12 |
1 |
1730 |
Out of the way, my chute never opened. |
1.2917 |
0.08400 |
48 |
37 |
8 |
3 |
1731 |
I am practicing overcoming future obstacles |
1.2917 |
0.07854 |
48 |
36 |
10 |
2 |
1732 |
Because it's th... Mind your own damn business. |
1.2917 |
0.07854 |
48 |
36 |
10 |
2 |
1733 |
It's all in the mind: What you don't see can't hurt you. |
1.2917 |
0.07268 |
48 |
35 |
12 |
1 |
1734 |
All millennials can do it. |
1.2917 |
0.08912 |
48 |
38 |
6 |
4 |
1735 |
I'm stuck here! Can you get a hold of Dave and tell him he forgot the mountain?! |
1.2917 |
0.09396 |
48 |
39 |
4 |
5 |
1736 |
Be careful! You are grasping at thin air! |
1.2909 |
0.07642 |
55 |
42 |
10 |
3 |
1737 |
For God's sake, call my sherpa! |
1.2909 |
0.08478 |
55 |
44 |
6 |
5 |
1738 |
Wall! The answer is "Wall." |
1.2909 |
0.07642 |
55 |
42 |
10 |
3 |
1739 |
You gotta be prepared when climbing the corporate ladder, Bob. |
1.2909 |
0.06703 |
55 |
40 |
14 |
1 |
1740 |
I could just walk around the corner, but what's the fun in that? |
1.2909 |
0.06703 |
55 |
40 |
14 |
1 |
1741 |
Sky really is the limit. |
1.2909 |
0.07642 |
55 |
42 |
10 |
3 |
1742 |
Just give me a minute, my phone says there is a Pikachu somewhere up here |
1.2909 |
0.08071 |
55 |
43 |
8 |
4 |
1743 |
Are you going up or coming down? |
1.2909 |
0.07642 |
55 |
42 |
10 |
3 |
1744 |
The key to "air climbing" is getting your second wind ! |
1.2909 |
0.08866 |
55 |
45 |
4 |
6 |
1745 |
That's right, I'm climbing a airway to Heaven... |
1.2909 |
0.07188 |
55 |
41 |
12 |
2 |
1746 |
I saw the mime doing it and now I don't know how to get down! |
1.2909 |
0.08071 |
55 |
43 |
8 |
4 |
1747 |
I have a very active imagination. |
1.2885 |
0.07438 |
52 |
39 |
11 |
2 |
1748 |
Why? Because it's there. |
1.2885 |
0.07438 |
52 |
39 |
11 |
2 |
1749 |
The world of ice climbing has been rocked to its core by climate change. |
1.2885 |
0.08391 |
52 |
41 |
7 |
4 |
1750 |
Skydiving is not for mimes! |
1.2885 |
0.06913 |
52 |
38 |
13 |
1 |
1751 |
Help! I don't know if I'm climbing or falling! |
1.2885 |
0.08391 |
52 |
41 |
7 |
4 |
1752 |
Pfft! Marcel Marceau who? |
1.2885 |
0.07438 |
52 |
39 |
11 |
2 |
1753 |
''As long as you see the tree, climb the tree.'' |
1.2885 |
0.07929 |
52 |
40 |
9 |
3 |
1754 |
Tell "New Yorker" to pay the Cartoonist for the Ropes and the Petoks right away, and hurry up! |
1.2885 |
0.07438 |
52 |
39 |
11 |
2 |
1755 |
I didn't know I'd have to climb a glass wall to break the glass ceiling! |
1.2885 |
0.06913 |
52 |
38 |
13 |
1 |
1756 |
When Marvin looked up the thought struck him that here was something even worse than "Grasping at Straws". |
1.2885 |
0.07438 |
52 |
39 |
11 |
2 |
1757 |
These suction shoes are awesome! |
1.2885 |
0.07438 |
52 |
39 |
11 |
2 |
1758 |
Do ya think they're taking this transparency business too far? |
1.2885 |
0.07438 |
52 |
39 |
11 |
2 |
1759 |
Please come down Mr. Marceau |
1.2885 |
0.08391 |
52 |
41 |
7 |
4 |
1760 |
I’m preparing an exit strategy. |
1.2885 |
0.07438 |
52 |
39 |
11 |
2 |
1761 |
He just found out that Trump was nominated. |
1.2885 |
0.08391 |
52 |
41 |
7 |
4 |
1762 |
I am ze world's greatest mime climbing a mountain! |
1.2885 |
0.07438 |
52 |
39 |
11 |
2 |
1763 |
I'm preparing for the inevitable. |
1.2885 |
0.07438 |
52 |
39 |
11 |
2 |
1764 |
How else should I do ice climbing in the age of global warming? |
1.2885 |
0.06913 |
52 |
38 |
13 |
1 |
1765 |
It's the new Tony Robbins leadership challenge. |
1.2885 |
0.06913 |
52 |
38 |
13 |
1 |
1766 |
It may be virtual, but it's still too steep. |
1.2885 |
0.07438 |
52 |
39 |
11 |
2 |
1767 |
I'm climbing sarcastically. |
1.2885 |
0.06913 |
52 |
38 |
13 |
1 |
1768 |
Not another one of your stories you made up out of thin air! |
1.2885 |
0.06913 |
52 |
38 |
13 |
1 |
1769 |
It's hard to mime climb |
1.2885 |
0.06913 |
52 |
38 |
13 |
1 |
1770 |
Run and tell Sipress he needs to draw in some hand holds! |
1.2885 |
0.07438 |
52 |
39 |
11 |
2 |
1771 |
It's a zero-gravity game |
1.2885 |
0.07929 |
52 |
40 |
9 |
3 |
1772 |
Being a mime rock climber isn't that easy. |
1.2885 |
0.08829 |
52 |
42 |
5 |
5 |
1773 |
Are you sure Pikachu is up here? |
1.2885 |
0.07438 |
52 |
39 |
11 |
2 |
1774 |
Don't break my concentration; I know this is impossible. |
1.2885 |
0.06913 |
52 |
38 |
13 |
1 |
1775 |
I'm counting on the contest winner to get Sipress to draw in the rocks. |
1.2885 |
0.07929 |
52 |
40 |
9 |
3 |
1776 |
Sssh, don't say it. |
1.2885 |
0.07438 |
52 |
39 |
11 |
2 |
1777 |
Have you seen my virtual reality goggles? |
1.2885 |
0.06344 |
52 |
37 |
15 |
0 |
1778 |
A little help please. I'm on the new Helium Diet and I've lost all my weight! |
1.2885 |
0.07438 |
52 |
39 |
11 |
2 |
1779 |
Before you got here, Mohammad took the mountain. |
1.2885 |
0.07438 |
52 |
39 |
11 |
2 |
1780 |
Yes, Dad, you always said I was delusional. |
1.2885 |
0.07929 |
52 |
40 |
9 |
3 |
1781 |
I'm having a funny feeling I'm missing something. |
1.2885 |
0.07438 |
52 |
39 |
11 |
2 |
1782 |
How many helium balloons did you inhale? |
1.2885 |
0.07929 |
52 |
40 |
9 |
3 |
1783 |
I've been an empty nester for about a week now. Why do you ask? |
1.2885 |
0.07929 |
52 |
40 |
9 |
3 |
1784 |
I knew I should've worn Air Jordans. |
1.2885 |
0.07438 |
52 |
39 |
11 |
2 |
1785 |
He forgot to draw in the damned hand grips! |
1.2885 |
0.07438 |
52 |
39 |
11 |
2 |
1786 |
I climb because nothing's there. |
1.2885 |
0.08391 |
52 |
41 |
7 |
4 |
1787 |
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger... |
1.2885 |
0.07929 |
52 |
40 |
9 |
3 |
1788 |
Ain't no one gonna remember Edmund Hillary when I'm done here, fella. |
1.2885 |
0.06913 |
52 |
38 |
13 |
1 |
1789 |
I couldn't find the corporate ladder. |
1.2885 |
0.06913 |
52 |
38 |
13 |
1 |
1790 |
I told you already, I don't believe in global warming! |
1.2885 |
0.07929 |
52 |
40 |
9 |
3 |
1791 |
Do not say that!! It's so important that I believe! |
1.2885 |
0.08391 |
52 |
41 |
7 |
4 |
1792 |
I'm just waiting for them to bring the mountain to Mohamed. |
1.2885 |
0.08391 |
52 |
41 |
7 |
4 |
1793 |
Well don't just stand there, dammit! Paint the mural! |
1.2885 |
0.08391 |
52 |
41 |
7 |
4 |
1794 |
I'm the world's premiere rock climbing mime |
1.2885 |
0.06913 |
52 |
38 |
13 |
1 |
1795 |
Why shouldn't I look down? |
1.2885 |
0.07438 |
52 |
39 |
11 |
2 |
1796 |
I dropped my virtual realty specs! |
1.2885 |
0.07929 |
52 |
40 |
9 |
3 |
1797 |
There's a ladder to the right of me, do you see it? |
1.2885 |
0.07929 |
52 |
40 |
9 |
3 |
1798 |
It's an impressionist mountain. |
1.2885 |
0.07929 |
52 |
40 |
9 |
3 |
1799 |
Looks like someone moved the mountain! |
1.2885 |
0.07438 |
52 |
39 |
11 |
2 |
1800 |
I'll be right back. |
1.2885 |
0.07929 |
52 |
40 |
9 |
3 |
1801 |
o fuck i'm so high right now |
1.2885 |
0.09246 |
52 |
43 |
3 |
6 |
1802 |
Exactly what are they teaching you in that advanced mime class? |
1.2885 |
0.06913 |
52 |
38 |
13 |
1 |
1803 |
The guy up here says he knows the sound of one hand clapping. |
1.2857 |
0.07715 |
49 |
37 |
10 |
2 |
1804 |
Oh once you understand that gravity is merely a pseudo-force created by the interaction of mass on curved four dimensional Spacetime, this is really quite easy! |
1.2857 |
0.07715 |
49 |
37 |
10 |
2 |
1805 |
It WAS there... |
1.2857 |
0.08748 |
49 |
39 |
6 |
4 |
1806 |
Oh yeah? Well your invisible friend is belaying me! |
1.2857 |
0.07143 |
49 |
36 |
12 |
1 |
1807 |
Are those the right shoes for climbing an imaginary wall? |
1.2857 |
0.07715 |
49 |
37 |
10 |
2 |
1808 |
It's virtual rock climbing |
1.2857 |
0.07715 |
49 |
37 |
10 |
2 |
1809 |
This should beat the Indian Rope trick. |
1.2857 |
0.08748 |
49 |
39 |
6 |
4 |
1810 |
In hindsight, Bill regretted going with the off-brand Red Bull. |
1.2857 |
0.08248 |
49 |
38 |
8 |
3 |
1811 |
OK, maybe I only THOUGHT it was there. |
1.2857 |
0.07078 |
56 |
42 |
12 |
2 |
1812 |
Look out for the glass ceiling. |
1.2857 |
0.07078 |
56 |
42 |
12 |
2 |
1813 |
I'm just laying here. You're the one standing on the wall. |
1.2857 |
0.07715 |
49 |
37 |
10 |
2 |
1814 |
My bucket list ain't no ordinary bucket list! |
1.2857 |
0.07715 |
49 |
37 |
10 |
2 |
1815 |
I'm practicing in case I want to hike into Mexico. |
1.2857 |
0.09221 |
49 |
40 |
4 |
5 |
1816 |
Don't worry. I'll probably wake up from my dream in a few seconds. |
1.2830 |
0.06247 |
53 |
38 |
15 |
0 |
1817 |
Don't worry it's just practice. |
1.2830 |
0.07317 |
53 |
40 |
11 |
2 |
1818 |
It's called a staycation. |
1.2830 |
0.07317 |
53 |
40 |
11 |
2 |
1819 |
Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps. |
1.2830 |
0.07797 |
53 |
41 |
9 |
3 |
1820 |
Say something else. I love your helium voice. |
1.2830 |
0.07317 |
53 |
40 |
11 |
2 |
1821 |
Don't just stand there. Do something! |
1.2830 |
0.06803 |
53 |
39 |
13 |
1 |
1822 |
Hey Bob, hand me that rope next to you will ya please? |
1.2830 |
0.08678 |
53 |
43 |
5 |
5 |
1823 |
I’ll not be thwarted by a glass ceiling. |
1.2830 |
0.07797 |
53 |
41 |
9 |
3 |
1824 |
You and I both know damn well that there's a Jigglypuff on the other side of this invisible wall and I'm not going to stand around like a shmuck and miss the chance to capture it. |
1.2830 |
0.08678 |
53 |
43 |
5 |
5 |
1825 |
You've taken miming to a whole new level. |
1.2830 |
0.06247 |
53 |
38 |
15 |
0 |
1826 |
I found myself up against a wall |
1.2830 |
0.07797 |
53 |
41 |
9 |
3 |
1827 |
Sure, sure, the wall isn't here yet, but I know it's coming. |
1.2830 |
0.07317 |
53 |
40 |
11 |
2 |
1828 |
I'm going to need that imaginary mountain climbing pick next to you. |
1.2830 |
0.07317 |
53 |
40 |
11 |
2 |
1829 |
These virtual reality climbing walls are tougher than they look. |
1.2830 |
0.07797 |
53 |
41 |
9 |
3 |
1830 |
It's called Wile E. Coyote climbing. |
1.2830 |
0.08249 |
53 |
42 |
7 |
4 |
1831 |
This is what happens when you make them pay for the wall. |
1.2830 |
0.07797 |
53 |
41 |
9 |
3 |
1832 |
I can't afford a climbing wall. |
1.2830 |
0.07797 |
53 |
41 |
9 |
3 |
1833 |
My wife says imaginary rock-climbing is safer |
1.2830 |
0.08249 |
53 |
42 |
7 |
4 |
1834 |
What, you've never heard of mime? |
1.2830 |
0.06803 |
53 |
39 |
13 |
1 |
1835 |
That makes two of us. |
1.2830 |
0.08678 |
53 |
43 |
5 |
5 |
1836 |
I am so glad I did't have to pay for this wall. |
1.2830 |
0.08249 |
53 |
42 |
7 |
4 |
1837 |
Be careful, it's a white-out! |
1.2830 |
0.07797 |
53 |
41 |
9 |
3 |
1838 |
Just in case Trump is actually elected and I need to escape to Mexico. |
1.2830 |
0.07317 |
53 |
40 |
11 |
2 |
1839 |
Who moved my mountain? |
1.2830 |
0.07797 |
53 |
41 |
9 |
3 |
1840 |
What if there is no top? |
1.2830 |
0.06803 |
53 |
39 |
13 |
1 |
1841 |
The trick is carrying enough fairy dust. |
1.2830 |
0.06247 |
53 |
38 |
15 |
0 |
1842 |
I think it's here. I think it's here. I think it's here! |
1.2830 |
0.07797 |
53 |
41 |
9 |
3 |
1843 |
Oh, some guy said there is free wifi up here. |
1.2830 |
0.08249 |
53 |
42 |
7 |
4 |
1844 |
It's still safer than flying. |
1.2830 |
0.07317 |
53 |
40 |
11 |
2 |
1845 |
Virtual rock wall climbing. Who knew? |
1.2830 |
0.07317 |
53 |
40 |
11 |
2 |
1846 |
It's a three-story miming wall. |
1.2830 |
0.07797 |
53 |
41 |
9 |
3 |
1847 |
I expected being a 'fly on the wall' to be less stressful! |
1.2830 |
0.08249 |
53 |
42 |
7 |
4 |
1848 |
I still think you will hit a glass ceiling, Bob. |
1.2830 |
0.07317 |
53 |
40 |
11 |
2 |
1849 |
Climbing the corporate ladder means taking risks. |
1.2830 |
0.08249 |
53 |
42 |
7 |
4 |
1850 |
I'm out of my comfort zone now. |
1.2830 |
0.07797 |
53 |
41 |
9 |
3 |
1851 |
Don't worry, the artist hasn't finished drawing the rock wall yet. |
1.2830 |
0.08249 |
53 |
42 |
7 |
4 |
1852 |
When mimes free climb. |
1.2826 |
0.06712 |
46 |
33 |
13 |
0 |
1853 |
I was more inspired by the sequel - Onto Thin Air. |
1.2826 |
0.08024 |
46 |
35 |
9 |
2 |
1854 |
I rock climb without the rock. Very Zen. |
1.2826 |
0.09149 |
46 |
37 |
5 |
4 |
1855 |
Build the Wall! |
1.2826 |
0.08024 |
46 |
35 |
9 |
2 |
1856 |
…and there is no mountain, then there IS!?!?! |
1.2826 |
0.09149 |
46 |
37 |
5 |
4 |
1857 |
Now that's smog. |
1.2826 |
0.07397 |
46 |
34 |
11 |
1 |
1858 |
Almost there! |
1.2826 |
0.08024 |
46 |
35 |
9 |
2 |
1859 |
Don't worry, it's just a cartoonists' strike. |
1.2826 |
0.08605 |
46 |
36 |
7 |
3 |
1860 |
I am not imagining things! Just ask these sherpas! |
1.2821 |
0.07300 |
39 |
28 |
11 |
0 |
1861 |
See, miming does work. |
1.2807 |
0.07406 |
57 |
44 |
10 |
3 |
1862 |
Now do you believe? Last time, I walked on water. This time, I'm climbing on air! |
1.2807 |
0.07406 |
57 |
44 |
10 |
3 |
1863 |
I'm thaaaaat close to getting the winning caption. |
1.2807 |
0.06970 |
57 |
43 |
12 |
2 |
1864 |
What happens when you lose your grip? |
1.2807 |
0.07818 |
57 |
45 |
8 |
4 |
1865 |
|
1.2800 |
0.07022 |
50 |
37 |
12 |
1 |
1866 |
Call my lawyer! |
1.2800 |
0.08101 |
50 |
39 |
8 |
3 |
1867 |
I'm at the end of my rope! |
1.2800 |
0.07581 |
50 |
38 |
10 |
2 |
1868 |
Faith, Hope and a Blue Screen! |
1.2800 |
0.08101 |
50 |
39 |
8 |
3 |
1869 |
Some people prefer air guitar, I prefer air rock-climbing. |
1.2800 |
0.06414 |
50 |
36 |
14 |
0 |
1870 |
This is what serious social climbing looks like! |
1.2800 |
0.08590 |
50 |
40 |
6 |
4 |
1871 |
I think you are going too far with this mime thing. |
1.2800 |
0.08101 |
50 |
39 |
8 |
3 |
1872 |
Bernie, please come down! Trump will let you in the front door --you are not Mexican or a Muslim. |
1.2800 |
0.08590 |
50 |
40 |
6 |
4 |
1873 |
I thought the energy drink's label was a metaphor |
1.2800 |
0.07581 |
50 |
38 |
10 |
2 |
1874 |
This new 'Everest' virtual reality system is astounding! |
1.2800 |
0.07581 |
50 |
38 |
10 |
2 |
1875 |
Trump forgot to mention that his wall was going to be invisible. |
1.2800 |
0.07581 |
50 |
38 |
10 |
2 |
1876 |
I can't get grip, the air is thinner up here. |
1.2800 |
0.08101 |
50 |
39 |
8 |
3 |
1877 |
I told you there was a glass ceiling |
1.2800 |
0.07581 |
50 |
38 |
10 |
2 |
1878 |
Someone raised the bar too high. |
1.2800 |
0.08101 |
50 |
39 |
8 |
3 |
1879 |
Yes I'm high and no I don't use drugs. |
1.2800 |
0.08101 |
50 |
39 |
8 |
3 |
1880 |
This nothingness certainly feels steep. |
1.2800 |
0.08101 |
50 |
39 |
8 |
3 |
1881 |
I seem to have forgot what I was just doing. |
1.2800 |
0.08101 |
50 |
39 |
8 |
3 |
1882 |
I'm climbing that ladder to the golden parachute. |
1.2800 |
0.08101 |
50 |
39 |
8 |
3 |
1883 |
Here's where I prove Mallory wrong! |
1.2800 |
0.07022 |
50 |
37 |
12 |
1 |
1884 |
It's all in the rocks you don't see. |
1.2800 |
0.07022 |
50 |
37 |
12 |
1 |
1885 |
Quick. Draw a hold! |
1.2800 |
0.07581 |
50 |
38 |
10 |
2 |
1886 |
All you have to do is be the wall! |
1.2800 |
0.07022 |
50 |
37 |
12 |
1 |
1887 |
Who gave the ¥£€$ cartoonist an eraser?! |
1.2800 |
0.06414 |
50 |
36 |
14 |
0 |
1888 |
I am the reincarnation of Marceau and Copperfield. |
1.2800 |
0.07581 |
50 |
38 |
10 |
2 |
1889 |
Wait, I haven't told you about the third party candidates! |
1.2800 |
0.08101 |
50 |
39 |
8 |
3 |
1890 |
I thought it would be prudent to practice, since the glaciers will be gone by the time I get there... |
1.2800 |
0.06414 |
50 |
36 |
14 |
0 |
1891 |
I'm OK its just snow blindness... |
1.2800 |
0.07581 |
50 |
38 |
10 |
2 |
1892 |
Little help ! |
1.2800 |
0.08101 |
50 |
39 |
8 |
3 |
1893 |
``I'm not voting! I'm not voting! I'm not voting! I won't do it! I'm not voting!'' |
1.2778 |
0.08532 |
54 |
44 |
5 |
5 |
1894 |
Quick, toss me a building! |
1.2778 |
0.07669 |
54 |
42 |
9 |
3 |
1895 |
You miss a hundred percent of the walls that you don't climb. |
1.2778 |
0.08112 |
54 |
43 |
7 |
4 |
1896 |
It's all about positive visualization. |
1.2778 |
0.07199 |
54 |
41 |
11 |
2 |
1897 |
watch your step |
1.2778 |
0.08112 |
54 |
43 |
7 |
4 |
1898 |
Excuse me, sir... please do not climb on the Rauschenberg. |
1.2778 |
0.08112 |
54 |
43 |
7 |
4 |
1899 |
You're focusing on what's not there. Try seeing the gestalt of it all. |
1.2778 |
0.09437 |
36 |
28 |
6 |
2 |
1900 |
I'll call when I get there. |
1.2778 |
0.07199 |
54 |
41 |
11 |
2 |
1901 |
I'm taking the high road. |
1.2778 |
0.07199 |
54 |
41 |
11 |
2 |
1902 |
For God sakes man, press your "Hail Mary" button. |
1.2778 |
0.08112 |
54 |
43 |
7 |
4 |
1903 |
With rock climbing, you can leave the whole world behind. |
1.2778 |
0.07669 |
54 |
42 |
9 |
3 |
1904 |
Mind over matter. |
1.2778 |
0.07199 |
54 |
41 |
11 |
2 |
1905 |
You're absolutely driving me up the wall. |
1.2778 |
0.07199 |
54 |
41 |
11 |
2 |
1906 |
It's your lack of faith in me that's brought me to the peak of frustration. |
1.2766 |
0.08972 |
47 |
38 |
5 |
4 |
1907 |
Of course, it's arduous training - the Marcel Marceau Mime Climb is 30 days away. |
1.2766 |
0.08441 |
47 |
37 |
7 |
3 |
1908 |
I think I ate way too many beans last night! |
1.2766 |
0.08441 |
47 |
37 |
7 |
3 |
1909 |
It's simply mind over matter. I never believed that Isaac Newton stuff! |
1.2766 |
0.07263 |
47 |
35 |
11 |
1 |
1910 |
Line. |
1.2766 |
0.07874 |
47 |
36 |
9 |
2 |
1911 |
I'm waiting for Donald Trump to build it. |
1.2766 |
0.07874 |
47 |
36 |
9 |
2 |
1912 |
You've heard of air guitar? This is air mountain. |
1.2766 |
0.08441 |
47 |
37 |
7 |
3 |
1913 |
Unperceptible? Maybe. Useless? Maybe. Inconceivable? Certainly. |
1.2766 |
0.08441 |
47 |
37 |
7 |
3 |
1914 |
Prior to me, no one has ever gotten a grip on this stuff. |
1.2745 |
0.06905 |
51 |
38 |
12 |
1 |
1915 |
I'm prepping my escape to Mexico. |
1.2745 |
0.07960 |
51 |
40 |
8 |
3 |
1916 |
I'm an air sign, why? |
1.2745 |
0.07451 |
51 |
39 |
10 |
2 |
1917 |
Damned velcro walls! |
1.2745 |
0.06905 |
51 |
38 |
12 |
1 |
1918 |
I remember wishing to be a fly on the wall. |
1.2745 |
0.07451 |
51 |
39 |
10 |
2 |
1919 |
I'm visualizing my route. |
1.2745 |
0.07451 |
51 |
39 |
10 |
2 |
1920 |
Screw it, I can't wait for no mountain! |
1.2745 |
0.07960 |
51 |
40 |
8 |
3 |
1921 |
FOR GOD'S SAKE, DON'T LOOK DOWN! |
1.2745 |
0.07960 |
51 |
40 |
8 |
3 |
1922 |
Mexico will pay for it. |
1.2745 |
0.07960 |
51 |
40 |
8 |
3 |
1923 |
Shouldn't have eaten that last taco |
1.2745 |
0.07451 |
51 |
39 |
10 |
2 |
1924 |
"I'm going to take the elevator". |
1.2745 |
0.08438 |
51 |
41 |
6 |
4 |
1925 |
I always cling to minutia |
1.2745 |
0.07960 |
51 |
40 |
8 |
3 |
1926 |
I'm getting ready for the air guitar championships. |
1.2745 |
0.06905 |
51 |
38 |
12 |
1 |
1927 |
I'll be fine as long as the wind doesn't shift. |
1.2745 |
0.07451 |
51 |
39 |
10 |
2 |
1928 |
I'm practicing, just in case. |
1.2745 |
0.06905 |
51 |
38 |
12 |
1 |
1929 |
Looks like Banksy forgot something. |
1.2745 |
0.07451 |
51 |
39 |
10 |
2 |
1930 |
AFTER THE VIRTUAL CLIMB COMES THE VITUAL FALL |
1.2745 |
0.07451 |
51 |
39 |
10 |
2 |
1931 |
according to Plato, the ice is only an illusion |
1.2745 |
0.07960 |
51 |
40 |
8 |
3 |
1932 |
Isn't it clear what I'm doing?? |
1.2745 |
0.06905 |
51 |
38 |
12 |
1 |
1933 |
Call Amazon Sky and tell them I quit!! |
1.2745 |
0.07451 |
51 |
39 |
10 |
2 |
1934 |
I've lost all points of reference. I can't tell if I'm coming or going anymore. |
1.2745 |
0.07960 |
51 |
40 |
8 |
3 |
1935 |
It's just another Brexit in the Wall. |
1.2745 |
0.07451 |
51 |
39 |
10 |
2 |
1936 |
Stairs? |
1.2745 |
0.06905 |
51 |
38 |
12 |
1 |
1937 |
Just a little bit further, Ivy, until you reach the glass ceiling. |
1.2745 |
0.07960 |
51 |
40 |
8 |
3 |
1938 |
Into virtual thin air.... |
1.2745 |
0.07451 |
51 |
39 |
10 |
2 |
1939 |
Rock climbing was so 21st century |
1.2745 |
0.07960 |
51 |
40 |
8 |
3 |
1940 |
It's something they taught me in Mime School! |
1.2745 |
0.06311 |
51 |
37 |
14 |
0 |
1941 |
Harold, you forgot your crayon! |
1.2745 |
0.08438 |
51 |
41 |
6 |
4 |
1942 |
Call my trainer - I can't remember how to get down. |
1.2745 |
0.07451 |
51 |
39 |
10 |
2 |
1943 |
You know Walter, there are easier ways to feel closer to God. |
1.2745 |
0.07960 |
51 |
40 |
8 |
3 |
1944 |
I hate crowded elevators. |
1.2745 |
0.06905 |
51 |
38 |
12 |
1 |
1945 |
It's for a reality show. |
1.2745 |
0.07451 |
51 |
39 |
10 |
2 |
1946 |
'Because it's there; can only take you so far! |
1.2745 |
0.07451 |
51 |
39 |
10 |
2 |
1947 |
I told you that I'd be climbing the walls if things got boring around here. |
1.2745 |
0.06905 |
51 |
38 |
12 |
1 |
1948 |
This is easier in 3 dimensions |
1.2745 |
0.06905 |
51 |
38 |
12 |
1 |
1949 |
You have to believe. |
1.2745 |
0.07451 |
51 |
39 |
10 |
2 |
1950 |
Imagining the climb is the first step to a successful climb. |
1.2745 |
0.06905 |
51 |
38 |
12 |
1 |
1951 |
I've never been particularly goal oriented. |
1.2745 |
0.07451 |
51 |
39 |
10 |
2 |
1952 |
Practicing for Trump's wall |
1.2745 |
0.08438 |
51 |
41 |
6 |
4 |
1953 |
I think I took this mime thing too seriously. |
1.2745 |
0.07960 |
51 |
40 |
8 |
3 |
1954 |
I found a loophole in leading an accomplished life..your goals can be abstract |
1.2745 |
0.06905 |
51 |
38 |
12 |
1 |
1955 |
Unsure of concept. |
1.2745 |
0.07451 |
51 |
39 |
10 |
2 |
1956 |
Who moved my wall? |
1.2745 |
0.08438 |
51 |
41 |
6 |
4 |
1957 |
This golden parachute better work quickly. |
1.2745 |
0.07960 |
51 |
40 |
8 |
3 |
1958 |
Quick, get Lassie! |
1.2745 |
0.07960 |
51 |
40 |
8 |
3 |
1959 |
Stealth climbing |
1.2745 |
0.07960 |
51 |
40 |
8 |
3 |
1960 |
Getting a head start on the wall that Trump promised. |
1.2745 |
0.07451 |
51 |
39 |
10 |
2 |
1961 |
Call Marcel - quick! |
1.2745 |
0.07451 |
51 |
39 |
10 |
2 |
1962 |
No one's ever climbed Space Mountain! |
1.2745 |
0.07451 |
51 |
39 |
10 |
2 |
1963 |
My quest? I'm searching for the virtue in virtual reality. |
1.2745 |
0.08438 |
51 |
41 |
6 |
4 |
1964 |
Welcome to the magic mountain. |
1.2745 |
0.07451 |
51 |
39 |
10 |
2 |
1965 |
...it beats trying to climb up your corporate ladder. |
1.2742 |
0.06963 |
62 |
48 |
11 |
3 |
1966 |
The way up is clearer than it seems. |
1.2727 |
0.08202 |
44 |
34 |
8 |
2 |
1967 |
I didn't know mime climbing was a thing. |
1.2727 |
0.07979 |
55 |
44 |
7 |
4 |
1968 |
Can't you see that I'm trying to climb the missing half of Half Dome? |
1.2727 |
0.07085 |
55 |
42 |
11 |
2 |
1969 |
David, draw me a sky hook quickly! |
1.2727 |
0.08823 |
44 |
35 |
6 |
3 |
1970 |
It the latest thing-virtual climbing |
1.2708 |
0.08802 |
48 |
39 |
5 |
4 |
1971 |
Just use your imagination. |
1.2708 |
0.07133 |
48 |
36 |
11 |
1 |
1972 |
Jack, you forgot your pole! |
1.2708 |
0.07133 |
48 |
36 |
11 |
1 |
1973 |
"It's not for everybody"! |
1.2708 |
0.08283 |
48 |
38 |
7 |
3 |
1974 |
That's piffle. Of course it's here |
1.2708 |
0.06482 |
48 |
35 |
13 |
0 |
1975 |
Where did it go? |
1.2708 |
0.08802 |
48 |
39 |
5 |
4 |
1976 |
The Virtual Climbing Wall |
1.2708 |
0.07730 |
48 |
37 |
9 |
2 |
1977 |
If you dream it, you can do it. |
1.2708 |
0.07133 |
48 |
36 |
11 |
1 |
1978 |
I'll be the first to scale Mount Evanescence. |
1.2708 |
0.08283 |
48 |
38 |
7 |
3 |
1979 |
Beats grasping at straws |
1.2708 |
0.07133 |
48 |
36 |
11 |
1 |
1980 |
Hey Charlie. You forgot to secure your imaginary rope to your imaginary piton. |
1.2708 |
0.06482 |
48 |
35 |
13 |
0 |
1981 |
Oh, like you never forgot your parachute when jumping out of a plane. |
1.2708 |
0.08283 |
48 |
38 |
7 |
3 |
1982 |
Hey, can you go find Mr. Sipress?" He left me hanging again. |
1.2708 |
0.07133 |
48 |
36 |
11 |
1 |
1983 |
When I get to the top of this massive ego, I'll throw down the hairpiece. |
1.2708 |
0.08802 |
48 |
39 |
5 |
4 |
1984 |
No, air climbing is not at all like air guitar! |
1.2708 |
0.07133 |
48 |
36 |
11 |
1 |
1985 |
I believe, I believe, I believe |
1.2708 |
0.06482 |
48 |
35 |
13 |
0 |
1986 |
The cleats aren't really working out. |
1.2708 |
0.07730 |
48 |
37 |
9 |
2 |
1987 |
It is not as dangerous as it looks. |
1.2708 |
0.08802 |
48 |
39 |
5 |
4 |
1988 |
I'm going to check for cracks in the glass ceiling. |
1.2708 |
0.07133 |
48 |
36 |
11 |
1 |
1989 |
They say, "leap and the net will appear," so I figured it must work the other way, too. |
1.2708 |
0.07133 |
48 |
36 |
11 |
1 |
1990 |
I'm climbing this glacier to prove global warming is a myth! |
1.2708 |
0.07730 |
48 |
37 |
9 |
2 |
1991 |
They always said I had a vivid imagination! |
1.2708 |
0.07133 |
48 |
36 |
11 |
1 |
1992 |
The cartoonist forgot to finish the drawing and left me hanging. |
1.2708 |
0.07133 |
48 |
36 |
11 |
1 |
1993 |
My wife says I'm full of hot air |
1.2708 |
0.07133 |
48 |
36 |
11 |
1 |
1994 |
Of course you can't! I'm visualizing MY goals... |
1.2708 |
0.07133 |
48 |
36 |
11 |
1 |
1995 |
This is the Emperor's New Clothes of climbing walls. |
1.2708 |
0.08283 |
48 |
38 |
7 |
3 |
1996 |
I heard that before trump, we could've just walked right across |
1.2708 |
0.08283 |
48 |
38 |
7 |
3 |
1997 |
Some people will go to any height to escape society! |
1.2708 |
0.08283 |
48 |
38 |
7 |
3 |
1998 |
This is always the hard part. |
1.2692 |
0.07823 |
52 |
41 |
8 |
3 |
1999 |
The first thing is not to fear invisibility. |
1.2692 |
0.07823 |
52 |
41 |
8 |
3 |
2000 |
I told you those spiked shoes wouldn't do you any good. |
1.2692 |
0.07325 |
52 |
40 |
10 |
2 |
2001 |
I’ve decided to quit my job and pursue my true passion…Pokemon Go. |
1.2692 |
0.08291 |
52 |
42 |
6 |
4 |
2002 |
I'm a global warming denier, so the glacier is still here! |
1.2692 |
0.07823 |
52 |
41 |
8 |
3 |
2003 |
My virtual reality bucket list is getting done so much faster. |
1.2692 |
0.07325 |
52 |
40 |
10 |
2 |
2004 |
Not your classic alien abduction! |
1.2692 |
0.08291 |
52 |
42 |
6 |
4 |
2005 |
Why Amazon prefers drones. |
1.2692 |
0.07325 |
52 |
40 |
10 |
2 |
2006 |
Just stand there and wait for my moment of doubt. |
1.2692 |
0.07823 |
52 |
41 |
8 |
3 |
2007 |
Those are your golf shoes! |
1.2692 |
0.07325 |
52 |
40 |
10 |
2 |
2008 |
You call it magical realism, I call it virtual reality. |
1.2692 |
0.06211 |
52 |
38 |
14 |
0 |
2009 |
Think you're the first person to ever climb the walls over status reports? Get back to work! |
1.2692 |
0.07325 |
52 |
40 |
10 |
2 |
2010 |
Part of the initiation for Club Mime and Climb. |
1.2692 |
0.07325 |
52 |
40 |
10 |
2 |
2011 |
The cleats are great for altitude but the helmet is essential. |
1.2692 |
0.07823 |
52 |
41 |
8 |
3 |
2012 |
Pacific time? I thought I was on Mountain time! |
1.2692 |
0.08291 |
52 |
42 |
6 |
4 |
2013 |
I'm not seeing the low hanging fruit. |
1.2692 |
0.08291 |
52 |
42 |
6 |
4 |
2014 |
I had 7 espressos at a cafe across the street from a sporting goods shop and then I saw this giant window, THAT'S how. |
1.2692 |
0.07325 |
52 |
40 |
10 |
2 |
2015 |
We fixed the elevator. |
1.2692 |
0.07823 |
52 |
41 |
8 |
3 |
2016 |
Don't be alarmed now, but I think there's a bustle in your hedgerow. |
1.2692 |
0.08291 |
52 |
42 |
6 |
4 |
2017 |
This VR stuff is amazing! |
1.2692 |
0.07325 |
52 |
40 |
10 |
2 |
2018 |
Sir, It's somewhere over the rainbow |
1.2692 |
0.07325 |
52 |
40 |
10 |
2 |
2019 |
I really need to stop putting up these invisible walls. |
1.2692 |
0.07325 |
52 |
40 |
10 |
2 |
2020 |
I always told you that I'd climb the 'Emperor's New Wall' someday. |
1.2692 |
0.07823 |
52 |
41 |
8 |
3 |
2021 |
I've almost got Pikacho! |
1.2692 |
0.07823 |
52 |
41 |
8 |
3 |
2022 |
Catch you later. |
1.2692 |
0.06791 |
52 |
39 |
12 |
1 |
2023 |
My wife says I make mountains out of molehills. |
1.2667 |
0.08646 |
45 |
36 |
6 |
3 |
2024 |
I'm adapting "The Emperor's New Clothes" for today's active lifestyle. |
1.2667 |
0.08646 |
45 |
36 |
6 |
3 |
2025 |
I hope there isn't another floor. |
1.2653 |
0.07590 |
49 |
38 |
9 |
2 |
2026 |
I'm trying to reach the cloud. |
1.2653 |
0.07590 |
49 |
38 |
9 |
2 |
2027 |
I'll never forget who helped me get to the top, Larry. |
1.2653 |
0.08131 |
49 |
39 |
7 |
3 |
2028 |
You may need to catch me....I think I forgot the ladder |
1.2653 |
0.08131 |
49 |
39 |
7 |
3 |
2029 |
Don't worry - reviewers gave the helmet four out of five stars. |
1.2653 |
0.07590 |
49 |
38 |
9 |
2 |
2030 |
I figure it's better to take an imaginary fall. |
1.2653 |
0.06372 |
49 |
36 |
13 |
0 |
2031 |
Turns out you need to scale the transparent wall before you can crack the glass ceiling. |
1.2653 |
0.08131 |
49 |
39 |
7 |
3 |
2032 |
Just how high is this invisible mountain? |
1.2653 |
0.08131 |
49 |
39 |
7 |
3 |
2033 |
It's a Virtual Reality pole. |
1.2653 |
0.08131 |
49 |
39 |
7 |
3 |
2034 |
I imagined an invisible molehill, and then, voila! |
1.2653 |
0.08131 |
49 |
39 |
7 |
3 |
2035 |
I'm planning a trip to Mexico in December and am practicing just in case |
1.2653 |
0.08638 |
49 |
40 |
5 |
4 |
2036 |
You should see the view from up here! |
1.2653 |
0.07590 |
49 |
38 |
9 |
2 |
2037 |
If THIS doesn't gain traction you should just drop the whole "inventor" thing... |
1.2653 |
0.08131 |
49 |
39 |
7 |
3 |
2038 |
I'm training for the corporate ladder, golden parachute ride. |
1.2653 |
0.08638 |
49 |
40 |
5 |
4 |
2039 |
Just practicing for when that darn wall gets done. |
1.2653 |
0.07008 |
49 |
37 |
11 |
1 |
2040 |
My wife assures me there's a glass ceiling somewhere up here. |
1.2653 |
0.07590 |
49 |
38 |
9 |
2 |
2041 |
So much for virtual reality |
1.2653 |
0.07590 |
49 |
38 |
9 |
2 |
2042 |
I know there's a mountain around here somewhere. |
1.2653 |
0.07008 |
49 |
37 |
11 |
1 |
2043 |
Are those the shoes with the springs in 'em? |
1.2653 |
0.08638 |
49 |
40 |
5 |
4 |
2044 |
Can you let out a bit more rope? |
1.2653 |
0.07590 |
49 |
38 |
9 |
2 |
2045 |
I can't wait for him to build the wall. |
1.2653 |
0.07008 |
49 |
37 |
11 |
1 |
2046 |
You're not imagining hard enough. |
1.2653 |
0.08131 |
49 |
39 |
7 |
3 |
2047 |
Mime can only go so far! |
1.2653 |
0.07008 |
49 |
37 |
11 |
1 |
2048 |
It's called "Free Climbing" |
1.2653 |
0.08131 |
49 |
39 |
7 |
3 |
2049 |
I figured it out at Burning Man -- the ladder of success is all in your mind. |
1.2653 |
0.07590 |
49 |
38 |
9 |
2 |
2050 |
It's that damn song in my head..."Climb Every Mountain". |
1.2653 |
0.08131 |
49 |
39 |
7 |
3 |
2051 |
Ha! Our cartoonist forgot to frame us so I'm getting out of here while I've got the chance! |
1.2653 |
0.07590 |
49 |
38 |
9 |
2 |
2052 |
I was fine climbing up, but now I'm too scared to get down! |
1.2653 |
0.07008 |
49 |
37 |
11 |
1 |
2053 |
The cartoonist will finish it after he emigrates to Canada. |
1.2653 |
0.08131 |
49 |
39 |
7 |
3 |
2054 |
And Mexico was going to pay for it! |
1.2653 |
0.08638 |
49 |
40 |
5 |
4 |
2055 |
Get me outa this cartoon!!! |
1.2653 |
0.08638 |
49 |
40 |
5 |
4 |
2056 |
The sky's the limit, but where do you think you're going? |
1.2653 |
0.07590 |
49 |
38 |
9 |
2 |
2057 |
Himalayas of his mind. |
1.2653 |
0.07590 |
49 |
38 |
9 |
2 |
2058 |
You have to suppress reality. |
1.2653 |
0.07008 |
49 |
37 |
11 |
1 |
2059 |
Give up on the Stairway to Heaven? |
1.2653 |
0.08131 |
49 |
39 |
7 |
3 |
2060 |
I'm practicing incase Trump wins. |
1.2653 |
0.07590 |
49 |
38 |
9 |
2 |
2061 |
The tricky thing about this particular mountain is that I won't ever know if I actually reached the the summit. |
1.2653 |
0.07008 |
49 |
37 |
11 |
1 |
2062 |
Weird. I guess it's mime climb time. |
1.2653 |
0.07008 |
49 |
37 |
11 |
1 |
2063 |
I'm up for re-election - time to make a mountain out of a molehill. |
1.2653 |
0.07590 |
49 |
38 |
9 |
2 |
2064 |
What is this gravity thing you speak of? |
1.2653 |
0.07590 |
49 |
38 |
9 |
2 |
2065 |
I'll do anything to escape if Trump wins. |
1.2653 |
0.08131 |
49 |
39 |
7 |
3 |
2066 |
Amazon's baby delivery: Thank you signing up for the stork experience! |
1.2653 |
0.08131 |
49 |
39 |
7 |
3 |
2067 |
Of course you can't see it, I'm air climbing. |
1.2653 |
0.07008 |
49 |
37 |
11 |
1 |
2068 |
Oh heck! I left my virtual climbing rope on the ground. Could you throw it up to me? |
1.2653 |
0.07008 |
49 |
37 |
11 |
1 |
2069 |
Every weekend, Bill. It's why we moved to Clear Mountain. |
1.2653 |
0.07590 |
49 |
38 |
9 |
2 |
2070 |
He did build a wall........he did........... |
1.2653 |
0.07008 |
49 |
37 |
11 |
1 |
2071 |
I'm really high on endorphins right now. |
1.2653 |
0.06372 |
49 |
36 |
13 |
0 |
2072 |
Why just Street Mime when you can All-Terrain Mime? |
1.2653 |
0.07008 |
49 |
37 |
11 |
1 |
2073 |
Actually, "down" is where it all gets weird. |
1.2653 |
0.07590 |
49 |
38 |
9 |
2 |
2074 |
I just want to see if this Trump built wall looks the same on the other side! |
1.2653 |
0.08131 |
49 |
39 |
7 |
3 |
2075 |
I know it's here somewhere! |
1.2653 |
0.07590 |
49 |
38 |
9 |
2 |
2076 |
When they told me that you were climbing the walls this isn't what I pictured. |
1.2653 |
0.08131 |
49 |
39 |
7 |
3 |
2077 |
Leonard, you don't get it. I have to catch them all! |
1.2653 |
0.08131 |
49 |
39 |
7 |
3 |
2078 |
Most people would stop at the peak of Everest. This is how much farther I would go. |
1.2653 |
0.07590 |
49 |
38 |
9 |
2 |
2079 |
Fox News said Hillary's missing e-mails were in the cloud. |
1.2653 |
0.07590 |
49 |
38 |
9 |
2 |
2080 |
Actually, climbing Glass Mountain isn't as difficult as you may think. |
1.2653 |
0.08131 |
49 |
39 |
7 |
3 |
2081 |
are you high? |
1.2653 |
0.08131 |
49 |
39 |
7 |
3 |
2082 |
I thought he said he'd build a wall. |
1.2653 |
0.08638 |
49 |
40 |
5 |
4 |
2083 |
I'm conquering my virtual Everest. |
1.2653 |
0.07008 |
49 |
37 |
11 |
1 |
2084 |
Repair. Someone just broke the glass ceiling. |
1.2642 |
0.07691 |
53 |
42 |
8 |
3 |
2085 |
Let me show you what I learnt at mime class. |
1.2642 |
0.06681 |
53 |
40 |
12 |
1 |
2086 |
And she got the Mexicans to pay for this? |
1.2642 |
0.07204 |
53 |
41 |
10 |
2 |
2087 |
Social climbing isn't all they claimed it would be. |
1.2642 |
0.06114 |
53 |
39 |
14 |
0 |
2088 |
Get Sipress back in here to finish drawing this bean stalk |
1.2642 |
0.07691 |
53 |
42 |
8 |
3 |
2089 |
I couldn't wait for Trump to build the wall. |
1.2642 |
0.07204 |
53 |
41 |
10 |
2 |
2090 |
I used to get high playing air guitar. |
1.2642 |
0.06681 |
53 |
40 |
12 |
1 |
2091 |
How often does Donald plan on inspecting this wall? |
1.2642 |
0.07691 |
53 |
42 |
8 |
3 |
2092 |
I have an itch on my nose. |
1.2642 |
0.07691 |
53 |
42 |
8 |
3 |
2093 |
Wow, that is one impressive mime! |
1.2642 |
0.07204 |
53 |
41 |
10 |
2 |
2094 |
It was a lot easier with a real rock wall. |
1.2619 |
0.08389 |
42 |
33 |
7 |
2 |
2095 |
For my elevator phobia, my therapist suggested I think outside the box. |
1.2619 |
0.07666 |
42 |
32 |
9 |
1 |
2096 |
I sure hope this is a dream! |
1.2609 |
0.07246 |
46 |
35 |
10 |
1 |
2097 |
I'm looking for that ceiling the womenfolk keep talking about. |
1.2609 |
0.08475 |
46 |
37 |
6 |
3 |
2098 |
This is one better than pulling yourself up by your bootstraps. |
1.2609 |
0.07246 |
46 |
35 |
10 |
1 |
2099 |
No problems so far with the hip replacement. |
1.2609 |
0.07885 |
46 |
36 |
8 |
2 |
2100 |
This is the third and final air delivery attempt. |
1.2609 |
0.07885 |
46 |
36 |
8 |
2 |
2101 |
Is it just me, or do you see what I see. |
1.2609 |
0.09027 |
46 |
38 |
4 |
4 |
2102 |
Air wall. |
1.2609 |
0.07885 |
46 |
36 |
8 |
2 |
2103 |
Damn, too much chalk dust. |
1.2600 |
0.07985 |
50 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
2104 |
Don't look down... or up... or straight ahead! |
1.2600 |
0.06887 |
50 |
38 |
11 |
1 |
2105 |
You said "Get a grip"... |
1.2600 |
0.07985 |
50 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
2106 |
I'm the last member of the Skydiving Mimes club... |
1.2600 |
0.06887 |
50 |
38 |
11 |
1 |
2107 |
Your UBER climbing service has arrived. |
1.2600 |
0.07985 |
50 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
2108 |
Mountain climbing is waaay to dangerous. |
1.2600 |
0.07456 |
50 |
39 |
9 |
2 |
2109 |
If David Sipress dosn't finish this drawing soon, I'm gonna fall!! |
1.2600 |
0.07456 |
50 |
39 |
9 |
2 |
2110 |
Escape Reality! Save Yourself While There's Still Time! |
1.2600 |
0.08480 |
50 |
41 |
5 |
4 |
2111 |
First, assume there's a mountain... |
1.2600 |
0.06887 |
50 |
38 |
11 |
1 |
2112 |
Can't you see this mountain of problems that Obama has created? |
1.2600 |
0.07985 |
50 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
2113 |
Give a man a rope... |
1.2600 |
0.07456 |
50 |
39 |
9 |
2 |
2114 |
Mr. Trump, tear down your (imaginary) wall! |
1.2600 |
0.07985 |
50 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
2115 |
Could you toss me that purple crayon? |
1.2600 |
0.07456 |
50 |
39 |
9 |
2 |
2116 |
It's all in the imagination! |
1.2600 |
0.06266 |
50 |
37 |
13 |
0 |
2117 |
That’s a different exit strategy. |
1.2600 |
0.07456 |
50 |
39 |
9 |
2 |
2118 |
If this isn't a virtual experience, I want my money back. |
1.2600 |
0.07456 |
50 |
39 |
9 |
2 |
2119 |
I'm climbing a metaphor for all the BS I've had to put up with since you became CEO. |
1.2600 |
0.08480 |
50 |
41 |
5 |
4 |
2120 |
I will make America great again! |
1.2600 |
0.06887 |
50 |
38 |
11 |
1 |
2121 |
This mountain is YUGE, trust me. |
1.2600 |
0.08480 |
50 |
41 |
5 |
4 |
2122 |
It's all in your head. |
1.2600 |
0.07985 |
50 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
2123 |
You need to use your imagination. |
1.2600 |
0.07456 |
50 |
39 |
9 |
2 |
2124 |
I'm training for Mont Blanc. |
1.2600 |
0.07985 |
50 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
2125 |
Well, don't just stand there! |
1.2600 |
0.07456 |
50 |
39 |
9 |
2 |
2126 |
Relax! There’s a safety net. |
1.2600 |
0.07985 |
50 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
2127 |
I can dream can't I ? |
1.2600 |
0.07985 |
50 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
2128 |
They said, "Climb and it will appear." |
1.2600 |
0.06887 |
50 |
38 |
11 |
1 |
2129 |
I have heard that its dangerous to hike in White Out conditions! |
1.2600 |
0.06266 |
50 |
37 |
13 |
0 |
2130 |
You've been reading too much 'Into Thin Air.' |
1.2600 |
0.07456 |
50 |
39 |
9 |
2 |
2131 |
Pokemon Go is getting out of hand... |
1.2600 |
0.06887 |
50 |
38 |
11 |
1 |
2132 |
Tell HR that we turned the glass ceiling into a glass wall! |
1.2600 |
0.07456 |
50 |
39 |
9 |
2 |
2133 |
I dropped my VR goggles down the chasm and don't know how to get down. |
1.2600 |
0.06266 |
50 |
37 |
13 |
0 |
2134 |
Not everyone’s mountains are visible, Ed. |
1.2600 |
0.07456 |
50 |
39 |
9 |
2 |
2135 |
I think I'm in trouble. The cartoonist forgot to draw a wall. |
1.2600 |
0.06887 |
50 |
38 |
11 |
1 |
2136 |
Keep your eyes peeled for footholds! |
1.2600 |
0.08480 |
50 |
41 |
5 |
4 |
2137 |
Unfortunately the obstacle he is trying to overcome is his overly active imagination. |
1.2600 |
0.07985 |
50 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
2138 |
Why am I climbing this mountain? Because it was t'air! |
1.2600 |
0.07985 |
50 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
2139 |
It's harder without a mime rope. |
1.2600 |
0.07456 |
50 |
39 |
9 |
2 |
2140 |
I will be the only one to climb Trump's imaginary wall! |
1.2600 |
0.07985 |
50 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
2141 |
Sometimes the mountain will go to Mohammed. |
1.2600 |
0.06887 |
50 |
38 |
11 |
1 |
2142 |
I know, it's time to give someone else a turn. |
1.2600 |
0.07456 |
50 |
39 |
9 |
2 |
2143 |
Please, catch me, if you can! |
1.2600 |
0.08480 |
50 |
41 |
5 |
4 |
2144 |
Best mime, ever! |
1.2600 |
0.07456 |
50 |
39 |
9 |
2 |
2145 |
I don't know whether I'm coming or going. |
1.2600 |
0.06887 |
50 |
38 |
11 |
1 |
2146 |
"Virtual mountain climbing. Hope I don't lose the Wi-Fi". |
1.2600 |
0.06887 |
50 |
38 |
11 |
1 |
2147 |
I told you, social climbing is no challenge! |
1.2600 |
0.06887 |
50 |
38 |
11 |
1 |
2148 |
I thought the caption was going to be a bad one, and I just wanted out. |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
2149 |
And that was when Gerald took his trademark moonwalk to a whole new level. |
1.2558 |
0.08863 |
43 |
35 |
5 |
3 |
2150 |
Let it go, let it go, let it go. |
1.2553 |
0.07735 |
47 |
37 |
8 |
2 |
2151 |
New Yorker cartoonist forgets to draw wall!! |
1.2553 |
0.07735 |
47 |
37 |
8 |
2 |
2152 |
Get back ! It's inflatable. |
1.2553 |
0.07735 |
47 |
37 |
8 |
2 |
2153 |
Stairway to heaven |
1.2553 |
0.07735 |
47 |
37 |
8 |
2 |
2154 |
... and in the band, I play air guitar. |
1.2553 |
0.07735 |
47 |
37 |
8 |
2 |
2155 |
There's always something I forget to pack. |
1.2553 |
0.07735 |
47 |
37 |
8 |
2 |
2156 |
If I build it,they will come. |
1.2553 |
0.07735 |
47 |
37 |
8 |
2 |
2157 |
Help me! I'm a mime with a fear of heights. |
1.2553 |
0.07735 |
47 |
37 |
8 |
2 |
2158 |
GOP convention opening ceremony audition |
1.2553 |
0.07735 |
47 |
37 |
8 |
2 |
2159 |
I'm not content just to dream the impossible dream, mister. |
1.2553 |
0.08312 |
47 |
38 |
6 |
3 |
2160 |
Tell my imaginary friend I'll be back after I reach the summit. |
1.2553 |
0.07735 |
47 |
37 |
8 |
2 |
2161 |
Faith can vanish mountains. |
1.2553 |
0.07735 |
47 |
37 |
8 |
2 |
2162 |
You couldn't wait until I drew in the imaginary rocks? |
1.2553 |
0.07112 |
47 |
36 |
10 |
1 |
2163 |
I thought you said you were climbing Mt. Invincible! |
1.2553 |
0.07735 |
47 |
37 |
8 |
2 |
2164 |
I don't know if I'm coming or going? |
1.2553 |
0.07112 |
47 |
36 |
10 |
1 |
2165 |
Just chasing Pokemon. |
1.2553 |
0.08851 |
47 |
39 |
4 |
4 |
2166 |
I like to think of myself as well-grounded. |
1.2553 |
0.08312 |
47 |
38 |
6 |
3 |
2167 |
"Buy these shoes at "WallMexico.com". |
1.2553 |
0.07112 |
47 |
36 |
10 |
1 |
2168 |
It's right there - can't you see it? |
1.2553 |
0.08312 |
47 |
38 |
6 |
3 |
2169 |
Last thing I remember I was singing "Drop kick me Jesus through the goal post of life". |
1.2553 |
0.08312 |
47 |
38 |
6 |
3 |
2170 |
Can you go find me an invisible ladder? |
1.2553 |
0.07112 |
47 |
36 |
10 |
1 |
2171 |
Where's the imaginary net? |
1.2549 |
0.06770 |
51 |
39 |
11 |
1 |
2172 |
Dad, I'm not coming down until you are okay with my air guitar gigs! |
1.2549 |
0.07843 |
51 |
41 |
7 |
3 |
2173 |
It’s difficult be a nihilist all the way. |
1.2549 |
0.07843 |
51 |
41 |
7 |
3 |
2174 |
You should have pulled the ripcord! |
1.2549 |
0.08786 |
51 |
43 |
3 |
5 |
2175 |
They'll never find me up here! |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
2176 |
David approached the trickiest part of the climb. |
1.2549 |
0.07843 |
51 |
41 |
7 |
3 |
2177 |
It's a light climb, but the view is spectacular. |
1.2549 |
0.06770 |
51 |
39 |
11 |
1 |
2178 |
Oh, I thought there was a mountain here |
1.2549 |
0.07843 |
51 |
41 |
7 |
3 |
2179 |
They'll layer in the background at the studio. |
1.2549 |
0.07843 |
51 |
41 |
7 |
3 |
2180 |
Things are always up in the air with you. |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
2181 |
The secret to getting past the glass ceiling is to climb to the top of the glass mountain. |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
2182 |
Oops. I forgot to draw a mountain. |
1.2549 |
0.06163 |
51 |
38 |
13 |
0 |
2183 |
I was a mime for awhile. Old habits I guess... |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
2184 |
These Air Jordan climbing shoes are rock stars! |
1.2549 |
0.06163 |
51 |
38 |
13 |
0 |
2185 |
You can overcome any obstacle you put your mind to, even the imaginary ones. |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
2186 |
I do it for the applause. I love the sound of one hand clapping. |
1.2549 |
0.07843 |
51 |
41 |
7 |
3 |
2187 |
The Self-Rapturing Mime |
1.2549 |
0.08786 |
51 |
43 |
3 |
5 |
2188 |
That's Tesla's new ejection feature. |
1.2545 |
0.07439 |
55 |
44 |
8 |
3 |
2189 |
Don't just stand there - throw me some rope! |
1.2500 |
0.06316 |
48 |
36 |
12 |
0 |
2190 |
Damn! That's good mime. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
2191 |
I'm not expecting to find a glass ceiling. |
1.2500 |
0.07706 |
52 |
42 |
7 |
3 |
2192 |
I'll stick the landing this time. |
1.2500 |
0.08047 |
44 |
35 |
7 |
2 |
2193 |
Forget about the glass ceiling. Try getting up the invisible mountain! |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
2194 |
Quick, get me some rocks! |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
2195 |
Damn Global Warming! |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
2196 |
You mixed up you virtual and your reading glasses again. |
1.2500 |
0.06316 |
48 |
36 |
12 |
0 |
2197 |
It's the first step in Trump's wall plans; the Virtual wall. |
1.2500 |
0.07777 |
32 |
24 |
8 |
0 |
2198 |
Cancel my meetings, I've got Pokémon Go fever. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
2199 |
Damn this ladder shortage. |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
2200 |
If he is going to build a wall, I better start practicing! |
1.2500 |
0.06983 |
48 |
37 |
10 |
1 |
2201 |
I don't get it. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
2202 |
Perhaps there's something to this global warming. |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
2203 |
Tell the invisible Sherpas I started without them. |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
2204 |
The view is better climbing glass. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
2205 |
The world's first rock climbing mime. |
1.2500 |
0.06983 |
48 |
37 |
10 |
1 |
2206 |
Yeah, well, he might not stop with Mexico, so I plan to be ready. |
1.2500 |
0.07706 |
52 |
42 |
7 |
3 |
2207 |
Metaphysics meets mountain climbing. |
1.2500 |
0.06316 |
48 |
36 |
12 |
0 |
2208 |
I hear even the cartoons are better in Canada. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
2209 |
It didn't work for DB Cooper either |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
2210 |
hey! buddy yer standing on my rope! |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
2211 |
I forgot my purple crayon. |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
2212 |
While his company worked on self-driving cars, Sheldon had his own ideas. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
2213 |
Call me if there is any change in avalanche conditions. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
2214 |
My college professors always said, if you can imagine it, you can do it. |
1.2500 |
0.06656 |
52 |
40 |
11 |
1 |
2215 |
I graduated from imaginary friends years ago. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
2216 |
I left my laptop in Wonder Woman's plane. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
2217 |
I told you, the challenge is the virtual mountain! |
1.2500 |
0.06983 |
48 |
37 |
10 |
1 |
2218 |
Where do you cancel this daydream? |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
2219 |
Well, He did say the wall was going to be "huge" |
1.2500 |
0.06316 |
48 |
36 |
12 |
0 |
2220 |
I' okay as long as I don't look down! |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
2221 |
Damn that global warming.... the icebergs are melting faster than ever. |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
2222 |
Trampoline should be here in 1-2 business minutes. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
2223 |
If life has no intrinsic meaning, why should I adhere to its physique? |
1.2500 |
0.06316 |
48 |
36 |
12 |
0 |
2224 |
Just because there is no mountain doesn't mean I can't climb it. |
1.2500 |
0.06983 |
48 |
37 |
10 |
1 |
2225 |
It's a virtual mountain with a cloud at the top in case I need backup. |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
2226 |
I'm not signing your petition! |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
2227 |
You just have to put one foot in front of the other |
1.2500 |
0.06983 |
48 |
37 |
10 |
1 |
2228 |
Says there's a pokestop over the next ledge! |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
2229 |
Are they Air Jordan's? |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
2230 |
It's my Mount Everest Virtual Reality Program ... Why? |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
2231 |
I'm travelling to unseen places. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
2232 |
Air guitar Now air mountain |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
2233 |
Don't try this at home. I have a doctorate in mime. |
1.2500 |
0.06983 |
48 |
37 |
10 |
1 |
2234 |
Point made; we will add an elevator stop to the mezzanine. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
2235 |
It's OK. It's Chicago and the winds are pretty fierce today. |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
2236 |
Victor, this pantomime thing is getting out of hand. |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
2237 |
You gotta believe in something. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
2238 |
I'm good with heights. It's the low visibility that gets to me. |
1.2500 |
0.06983 |
48 |
37 |
10 |
1 |
2239 |
I know you see it, but you have to say something that amuses those who don't. |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
2240 |
This is nothing - my last job had a glass cieling. |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
2241 |
Call for help, I think I'm snow blind! |
1.2500 |
0.06983 |
48 |
37 |
10 |
1 |
2242 |
He said he'd build a wall. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
2243 |
This was supposed to be a tandem sky dive! |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
2244 |
This mime isn't very good, I can't figure out if he's climbing a wall or if he's parachuting . |
1.2500 |
0.06656 |
52 |
40 |
11 |
1 |
2245 |
If it is actually lonely at the top, I'll text you to let you know. |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
2246 |
I gotta' get outta here; I'm climbing the walls! |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
2247 |
Has he started drawing the frozen waterfall yet? |
1.2500 |
0.06983 |
48 |
37 |
10 |
1 |
2248 |
It's called Mt. Heliotrope. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
2249 |
Invisible mountain? They tore that down last month... |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
2250 |
Air climbing -- you should try it! |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
2251 |
She told me the glass ceiling was here somewhere. |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
2252 |
Boy I'm glad he wore a helmet |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
2253 |
Quick, pass me that line! |
1.2500 |
0.08681 |
48 |
40 |
4 |
4 |
2254 |
Yeah, this kind of climbing is super technical. Especially when you can't see what you are doing. But more importantly, how does my butt look in these yoga pants? |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
2255 |
Quick, call Sipress and tell him he forgot to draw the mountain. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
2256 |
Could you turn the light back off?This is a glow-in-the-dark climbing wall. |
1.2500 |
0.06983 |
48 |
37 |
10 |
1 |
2257 |
I think I ran out of beer commercial metaphors. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
2258 |
It was during a performance of the incredibly difficult 'Man on a glass mountain' when Marcel Marceau realized he could never compete with YouTube. |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
2259 |
By this time next week, I'll have my PhD in Mime Studies. |
1.2500 |
0.06983 |
48 |
37 |
10 |
1 |
2260 |
How my wife broke the Glass Ceiling I will never know! |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
2261 |
Hey Dad, would you put your damn glasses on and help me find the next foothold?! |
1.2500 |
0.06316 |
48 |
36 |
12 |
0 |
2262 |
It's easy when you don't run out of helium. |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
2263 |
Got rope? |
1.2500 |
0.06983 |
48 |
37 |
10 |
1 |
2264 |
He was right, his walls really ARE the BEST! |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
2265 |
This presidential election has me climbing the walls |
1.2500 |
0.08047 |
44 |
35 |
7 |
2 |
2266 |
August 2017 - He said the wall would be here by now. |
1.2500 |
0.06983 |
48 |
37 |
10 |
1 |
2267 |
Quick! Can you draw me a mountain to climb? |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
2268 |
If I hold this pose, Trump might believe he already built the wall |
1.2500 |
0.06983 |
48 |
37 |
10 |
1 |
2269 |
If the mountain won't come to me... |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
2270 |
How could you possibly send the CGI guys to lunch now? |
1.2500 |
0.06316 |
48 |
36 |
12 |
0 |
2271 |
I'm writing a sequel. It's called "Into Thick Air". |
1.2453 |
0.07079 |
53 |
42 |
9 |
2 |
2272 |
Nothing in Mime School prepared me for this! |
1.2453 |
0.07079 |
53 |
42 |
9 |
2 |
2273 |
I knew you'd have me climbing the walls!! |
1.2449 |
0.07452 |
49 |
39 |
8 |
2 |
2274 |
Without lines, I can't tell if I'm going up or down. |
1.2449 |
0.08002 |
49 |
40 |
6 |
3 |
2275 |
There were definite signs by the end of the 21st century that the atmosphere was changing. |
1.2449 |
0.08002 |
49 |
40 |
6 |
3 |
2276 |
Existentialism is my Gibraltar. |
1.2449 |
0.06858 |
49 |
38 |
10 |
1 |
2277 |
A little help please. |
1.2449 |
0.08002 |
49 |
40 |
6 |
3 |
2278 |
I'm trying to summit the fourth wall |
1.2449 |
0.07452 |
49 |
39 |
8 |
2 |
2279 |
I'll have limited access to email. |
1.2449 |
0.06858 |
49 |
38 |
10 |
1 |
2280 |
It's virtual reality. |
1.2449 |
0.06858 |
49 |
38 |
10 |
1 |
2281 |
It would be better if I had a parachute. |
1.2449 |
0.07452 |
49 |
39 |
8 |
2 |
2282 |
The elevator doesn't stop at the thirteenth story. I want to see what they're hiding. |
1.2449 |
0.07452 |
49 |
39 |
8 |
2 |
2283 |
I assume Mexico is just on the other side. |
1.2449 |
0.07452 |
49 |
39 |
8 |
2 |
2284 |
I'll never accept a dare from David Copperfield again. |
1.2449 |
0.06858 |
49 |
38 |
10 |
1 |
2285 |
This cloud climbing gym is a great idea! |
1.2449 |
0.08002 |
49 |
40 |
6 |
3 |
2286 |
I lost the Stairway to Heaven lawsuit. |
1.2449 |
0.07452 |
49 |
39 |
8 |
2 |
2287 |
I used to be a mime before I got into mountaineering. |
1.2449 |
0.08002 |
49 |
40 |
6 |
3 |
2288 |
Don't worry, I'm the free hallucination you got by having that peyote popsicle back at the cannabis club |
1.2449 |
0.06858 |
49 |
38 |
10 |
1 |
2289 |
Call that emperor with no clothes guy and see if he has any ideas. |
1.2449 |
0.08002 |
49 |
40 |
6 |
3 |
2290 |
George Mallory said he climbed Everest "Because it's there." Me? I climb because it's not there. |
1.2449 |
0.08002 |
49 |
40 |
6 |
3 |
2291 |
Oh, when he wakes up - what a let-down! |
1.2449 |
0.08002 |
49 |
40 |
6 |
3 |
2292 |
If Sipress doesn't draw a few hand and toe holds I'm nothing but a skydiver without a parachute. |
1.2449 |
0.06207 |
49 |
37 |
12 |
0 |
2293 |
This is probably the greatest pantomime you will ever see. |
1.2449 |
0.07452 |
49 |
39 |
8 |
2 |
2294 |
I wanted to test out my new Nike Air cramp ons. |
1.2449 |
0.06207 |
49 |
37 |
12 |
0 |
2295 |
There's NOTHING to be afraid of |
1.2449 |
0.06858 |
49 |
38 |
10 |
1 |
2296 |
Into thin air! |
1.2449 |
0.07452 |
49 |
39 |
8 |
2 |
2297 |
Please, don't say you don't see the mountain. Don't even think it! |
1.2449 |
0.07452 |
49 |
39 |
8 |
2 |
2298 |
Somebody draw me a cliff, quick! |
1.2449 |
0.06858 |
49 |
38 |
10 |
1 |
2299 |
First they moved my cheese and now this! |
1.2449 |
0.08517 |
49 |
41 |
4 |
4 |
2300 |
Because it's there, my ass! |
1.2449 |
0.06207 |
49 |
37 |
12 |
0 |
2301 |
Her mom cut her hair! |
1.2449 |
0.07452 |
49 |
39 |
8 |
2 |
2302 |
This must be the wall that Trump was talking about |
1.2449 |
0.07452 |
49 |
39 |
8 |
2 |
2303 |
Tell Mabel my parachute has a five year money back guarantee. |
1.2449 |
0.07452 |
49 |
39 |
8 |
2 |
2304 |
No! I'm pretending to be climbing a mountain. |
1.2449 |
0.07452 |
49 |
39 |
8 |
2 |
2305 |
“I’m running away to Canada! It’s this way…right? |
1.2449 |
0.07452 |
49 |
39 |
8 |
2 |
2306 |
Hw do i get down ? |
1.2449 |
0.08002 |
49 |
40 |
6 |
3 |
2307 |
I'm feeling stuck between a rock and a hard place. |
1.2449 |
0.07452 |
49 |
39 |
8 |
2 |
2308 |
How dare you doubt my faith. |
1.2449 |
0.06858 |
49 |
38 |
10 |
1 |
2309 |
I'm a miming climber! What does it look like I'm doing? |
1.2449 |
0.07452 |
49 |
39 |
8 |
2 |
2310 |
Mind over Matterhorn. And? |
1.2449 |
0.07452 |
49 |
39 |
8 |
2 |
2311 |
I know, I know! He never built the wall! |
1.2449 |
0.06858 |
49 |
38 |
10 |
1 |
2312 |
Climbing the rock wall of denial. |
1.2449 |
0.08002 |
49 |
40 |
6 |
3 |
2313 |
I need to practice climbing over the wall he won't build. |
1.2449 |
0.08517 |
49 |
41 |
4 |
4 |
2314 |
Just practicing for a Trump presidency. |
1.2449 |
0.06858 |
49 |
38 |
10 |
1 |
2315 |
Just hold on! Help is on the way. |
1.2449 |
0.07452 |
49 |
39 |
8 |
2 |
2316 |
He really knows how to make a mountain out of a molehill. |
1.2449 |
0.08002 |
49 |
40 |
6 |
3 |
2317 |
Damn Climbers leave chalk EVERYWHERE. |
1.2449 |
0.07452 |
49 |
39 |
8 |
2 |
2318 |
Beats me. I guess I have "grit." |
1.2444 |
0.08502 |
45 |
37 |
5 |
3 |
2319 |
I don't think it matters which way I look! |
1.2444 |
0.07885 |
45 |
36 |
7 |
2 |
2320 |
Quick - grab that purple crayon I dropped! |
1.2444 |
0.08502 |
45 |
37 |
5 |
3 |
2321 |
Have you heard of Pokemon Go? |
1.2444 |
0.09076 |
45 |
38 |
3 |
4 |
2322 |
I heard there's a Pikachu above the conference room ceiling. |
1.2444 |
0.08502 |
45 |
37 |
5 |
3 |
2323 |
I'm practising climbing up the wall that Donald Trump is going to build. |
1.2444 |
0.08502 |
45 |
37 |
5 |
3 |
2324 |
Well, of course, if there's dark matter there has to be white matter. |
1.2444 |
0.07216 |
45 |
35 |
9 |
1 |
2325 |
So this is how Santa Claus does it. |
1.2444 |
0.07885 |
45 |
36 |
7 |
2 |
2326 |
If you'd taken the LSD with me it'd make sense, but nooooo, that's crazy behavior. |
1.2439 |
0.08396 |
41 |
33 |
6 |
2 |
2327 |
You can't just go moving mountains all willy-nilly. Someone could get hurt. |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
2328 |
I'm the best mime in the world, except that I'm not supposed to be talking. |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
2329 |
Can we now cross this off the bucket list? |
1.2400 |
0.06101 |
50 |
38 |
12 |
0 |
2330 |
don't you think you're taking too many coffee breaks? |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
2331 |
I'm stuck up here! I dropped out of Mime University before I learned how to get back down. |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
2332 |
I call it, Mt. Illusion. |
1.2400 |
0.07856 |
50 |
41 |
6 |
3 |
2333 |
If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything. |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
2334 |
You know what I'm grasping at. |
1.2400 |
0.06101 |
50 |
38 |
12 |
0 |
2335 |
Help!!!! I'm falling not climbing. |
1.2400 |
0.06737 |
50 |
39 |
10 |
1 |
2336 |
No more memes! |
1.2400 |
0.07856 |
50 |
41 |
6 |
3 |
2337 |
Quick, Rumston! The trampoline! |
1.2400 |
0.06737 |
50 |
39 |
10 |
1 |
2338 |
Roger, it just an expression for god's sake! |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
2339 |
I swear; when I started, there was a wall, right here! |
1.2400 |
0.06101 |
50 |
38 |
12 |
0 |
2340 |
Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall! |
1.2400 |
0.07856 |
50 |
41 |
6 |
3 |
2341 |
I think therefore I am! |
1.2400 |
0.06737 |
50 |
39 |
10 |
1 |
2342 |
Get a life, dude. The only walls are in our minds. |
1.2400 |
0.07856 |
50 |
41 |
6 |
3 |
2343 |
Sheer madness! |
1.2400 |
0.06737 |
50 |
39 |
10 |
1 |
2344 |
I'll be on even higher moral ground in November, when I refuse to vote at all. |
1.2391 |
0.08332 |
46 |
38 |
5 |
3 |
2345 |
You're making a mountain out of a molehill. |
1.2391 |
0.08893 |
46 |
39 |
3 |
4 |
2346 |
If you pull the tab now the ground will break your fall. |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
2347 |
And you said I would never climb the corporate ladder. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
2348 |
I'm on my way to the winning caption |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
2349 |
Quick, draw me something easy to grab on to, and while you're at it could you add like a cold beer or something? |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
2350 |
It's the most beautiful kind of wall. It's invisible! |
1.2391 |
0.08893 |
46 |
39 |
3 |
4 |
2351 |
Get down from there, Trump isn't going to win! |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
2352 |
It's not mind over 'ladder.' |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
2353 |
It's all about the equipment. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
2354 |
It's actually not as hard as it looks... All you need is Faith, Trust, and a very large backpack of Pixie Dust (available on Amazon for $43). |
1.2391 |
0.08893 |
46 |
39 |
3 |
4 |
2355 |
If we weren't in a space capsule, that would be a lot more difficult. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
2356 |
Sorry, Bob, but the company has only six golden parachutes in this quarter. |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
2357 |
I didn't feel liberated enough by free climbing. |
1.2391 |
0.08332 |
46 |
38 |
5 |
3 |
2358 |
I know there's a castle up here somewhere. |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
2359 |
It's nothing until you reach the top. |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
2360 |
It's my new therapy, Touching the Void. |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
2361 |
I thought it might be safer to practice on an imaginary mountain before taking on a real one. |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
2362 |
I'm an Aeromime. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
2363 |
I know the wormhole is up here somewhere |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
2364 |
"It's all about mind over Matterhorn, n'est-ce pas"? |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
2365 |
I've never attempted this without supplemental oxygen. |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
2366 |
Best mime climber ever |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
2367 |
They can't fool me. Global warming is a myth. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
2368 |
Wall, schmall. I'm USA bound. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
2369 |
I call this "Virtual Vertical." Why do you ask? |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
2370 |
It’s all in the spikes. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
2371 |
Ever have an itch you just can't reach? |
1.2391 |
0.06359 |
46 |
35 |
11 |
0 |
2372 |
:It's called the Great White Mountain." |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
2373 |
Have you seen my Sherpa? |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
2374 |
How did he get them to pay for this damn thing!? |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
2375 |
Just a little higher. I know I can reach the prize from here. I feel like a winner. |
1.2353 |
0.08207 |
51 |
43 |
4 |
4 |
2376 |
Marcel Marceau? |
1.2353 |
0.06620 |
51 |
40 |
10 |
1 |
2377 |
Damn it Bill, I said "half a cup!" |
1.2353 |
0.07715 |
51 |
42 |
6 |
3 |
2378 |
Don't just stand there, help me catch this Pokémon! |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
2379 |
Quick! Call Mr. Sipress! |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
2380 |
I'm sorry, you can't escape this year's election. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
2381 |
It's called mime mountain climbing, but I haven't taken the rappelling course yet. Can you help me out? |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
2382 |
There used to be a mountain here. |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
2383 |
I see no reason why I can't make it to the top |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
2384 |
You and I don't always see things the same, buddy. |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
2385 |
It's on my bucket list! |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
2386 |
Please don't tell me there's no Plan B |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
2387 |
Aint no mountain.I can't climb. |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
2388 |
Relax. It's paramime. |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
2389 |
Wouldn't you know that Mexico would default. |
1.2340 |
0.08168 |
47 |
39 |
5 |
3 |
2390 |
The spider's up more and to the right |
1.2340 |
0.08168 |
47 |
39 |
5 |
3 |
2391 |
I'm training for snow blindness. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
2392 |
Come on man. Getting a vasectomy doesn't hurt that bad. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
2393 |
Is there a way to pause these virtual reality films? I need to hit the head. |
1.2340 |
0.08168 |
47 |
39 |
5 |
3 |
2394 |
Into the thick air |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
2395 |
Gotta catch 'em all, Dad. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
2396 |
But you can't climb over a wall that Trump hasn't built yet! |
1.2340 |
0.08168 |
47 |
39 |
5 |
3 |
2397 |
Extreme miming 101 |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
2398 |
I'm climbing the virtual wall. |
1.2340 |
0.06243 |
47 |
36 |
11 |
0 |
2399 |
Get Sipress now or tell him I quit! |
1.2340 |
0.08168 |
47 |
39 |
5 |
3 |
2400 |
Mime 101. Totally worth it. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
2401 |
So you're curious to see what happens when the denial fails? |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
2402 |
Tell me again about Zeno's paradox. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
2403 |
It's called a pantoclimb. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
2404 |
You've heard of the invisible glass ceiling, well I've discovered the invisible ladder of success." |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
2405 |
what wall? |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
2406 |
Virtual Reality, I hope! |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
2407 |
I don't just climb mountains because they're there! |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
2408 |
Forgot something? |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
2409 |
Switching from Sanka to espresso has got me climbing the walls. |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
2410 |
Weather forecast was for possible snow and white out conditions but this is rediculous. Don't worry though, there are 15 other climbers up here with me. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
2411 |
It's okay ... the Pikachu will catch me if I fall. |
1.2340 |
0.08168 |
47 |
39 |
5 |
3 |
2412 |
That must be one of those Pokemon the kids are all trying to catch. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
2413 |
This has to be a world record. |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
2414 |
Somebody take me out of this week's contest! |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
2415 |
What do you mean, 'there's no such thing as an invisible mountain?!' |
1.2340 |
0.08716 |
47 |
40 |
3 |
4 |
2416 |
Bob took miming to a whole new level. |
1.2340 |
0.08168 |
47 |
39 |
5 |
3 |
2417 |
Climbing the Corporate ladder at REI. |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
2418 |
Forgot my passport |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
2419 |
And she's climbing the stairway, to heaven |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
2420 |
I'm preparing for my post-Trump vacation to Mexico. |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
2421 |
I'm outta here before he builds that wall! |
1.2340 |
0.08168 |
47 |
39 |
5 |
3 |
2422 |
it's a feat over no matter |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
2423 |
The doctor said the pills would elevate my mood. |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
2424 |
Just treading air until a Sherpa arrives. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
2425 |
Sipress never finishes what he starts! |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
2426 |
Hmmm....so faith really can move mountains. But couldn't you have waited until I was done climbing this one??? |
1.2340 |
0.06243 |
47 |
36 |
11 |
0 |
2427 |
Outta sight, right? |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
2428 |
These special shoes allow me to climb up any white space in the magazine |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
2429 |
Now you're the one who's seeing things. |
1.2340 |
0.08168 |
47 |
39 |
5 |
3 |
2430 |
So,where's the molehill.? |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
2431 |
I'd like to see who won first place in the mime contest. |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
2432 |
Heading for a PokeStop. |
1.2326 |
0.08702 |
43 |
36 |
4 |
3 |
2433 |
Excuse me sir, I think you dropped your purple crayon. |
1.2326 |
0.08040 |
43 |
35 |
6 |
2 |
2434 |
I have to lower his medication |
1.2326 |
0.08040 |
43 |
35 |
6 |
2 |
2435 |
When I was younger I could do this with my eyes closed. |
1.2326 |
0.07319 |
43 |
34 |
8 |
1 |
2436 |
Avalanche! Run! |
1.2326 |
0.08040 |
43 |
35 |
6 |
2 |
2437 |
I'm training to be the first person to scale Trump's wall. |
1.2308 |
0.07578 |
52 |
43 |
6 |
3 |
2438 |
Your ex said you drove her up a wall..figured I would get a head start. |
1.2292 |
0.06815 |
48 |
38 |
9 |
1 |
2439 |
You're sure? "Climb" every mountain? |
1.2292 |
0.06815 |
48 |
38 |
9 |
1 |
2440 |
Don't you realize the wall hasn't been built yet? |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
2441 |
It's called ice miming |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
2442 |
Dude, stop singing "The Fitsy-Bitsy Spider!" |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
2443 |
My parachute failed so I’m going to try it again. |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
2444 |
He's carrying mime to new heights |
1.2292 |
0.06131 |
48 |
37 |
11 |
0 |
2445 |
Welcome to the Museum of Modern Art. I am your first exhibit: 'Man on Wall'. |
1.2292 |
0.06815 |
48 |
38 |
9 |
1 |
2446 |
Those mime classes are really paying off. |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
2447 |
Climbing the corporate ladder, when there's no "corporate" and no "ladder"... |
1.2292 |
0.06131 |
48 |
37 |
11 |
0 |
2448 |
Isn't this what millions of Americans have been doing lately? |
1.2292 |
0.08011 |
48 |
40 |
5 |
3 |
2449 |
Trump's got me climbing the wall. |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
2450 |
Are you really going to cling to that hope until the convention? |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
2451 |
You think this is hard. Try doing it with your eyes closed. |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
2452 |
Just trying to get a leg up on Jesus |
1.2292 |
0.08547 |
48 |
41 |
3 |
4 |
2453 |
It's a Trumpoline. That I can tell you. |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
2454 |
What are you doing?...Trying to catch Pokemon! |
1.2292 |
0.06131 |
48 |
37 |
11 |
0 |
2455 |
I stared as a mime, and then tried air guitar before settling on this. |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
2456 |
The thing about these shoes, sir, is that you don't even need a mountain to climb. |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
2457 |
Conquering the final frontier is on my bucket list. |
1.2292 |
0.08011 |
48 |
40 |
5 |
3 |
2458 |
The smog is so thick you can climb it. |
1.2292 |
0.06815 |
48 |
38 |
9 |
1 |
2459 |
What now? My VR googles just fell into a ravine. |
1.2292 |
0.08011 |
48 |
40 |
5 |
3 |
2460 |
I imagine because it's there. |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
2461 |
No, that's just an unproven theory. |
1.2292 |
0.06815 |
48 |
38 |
9 |
1 |
2462 |
How much time does Sipress need for a bathroom break? |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
2463 |
Practicing for the wall. It's going to be YUGE! |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
2464 |
"I climb therefore I am"? Cohen, you're an accountant. |
1.2292 |
0.08011 |
48 |
40 |
5 |
3 |
2465 |
Don't just stand there, man! Grab the tail! |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
2466 |
I’m getting ready for next year’s trip to Mexico. |
1.2292 |
0.06131 |
48 |
37 |
11 |
0 |
2467 |
Damn! I forgot my glasses! |
1.2292 |
0.06815 |
48 |
38 |
9 |
1 |
2468 |
It might be easier to enter as refugees, they're still adopting. |
1.2292 |
0.08011 |
48 |
40 |
5 |
3 |
2469 |
Walking on air will get you nowhere |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
2470 |
I have seen people play air guitars but this air mountain climbing is my first.. |
1.2292 |
0.06815 |
48 |
38 |
9 |
1 |
2471 |
Promise you won't call me "off the wall" again? |
1.2292 |
0.06815 |
48 |
38 |
9 |
1 |
2472 |
It beats hot coals! |
1.2292 |
0.06131 |
48 |
37 |
11 |
0 |
2473 |
There is a metaphorical wall between us, I just built it from the wrong side. |
1.2292 |
0.08011 |
48 |
40 |
5 |
3 |
2474 |
An electric fence for the Canadians feels excessive. |
1.2292 |
0.08011 |
48 |
40 |
5 |
3 |
2475 |
I love these new hiking boots! |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
2476 |
Sir Edmund Hillary started this way too. |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
2477 |
Gotta...Catch...'Em...All. |
1.2292 |
0.08011 |
48 |
40 |
5 |
3 |
2478 |
I'm a social climber climbing on social media. |
1.2292 |
0.06131 |
48 |
37 |
11 |
0 |
2479 |
I already forded every stream. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
2480 |
Frank reaches the peak of imaginary rock climbing. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
2481 |
President Trump said the wall was to keep Mexicans out...not keep Americans in! |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
2482 |
Climb and the rock will appear... |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
2483 |
I'm practicing for a possible Trump victory. |
1.2273 |
0.08518 |
44 |
37 |
4 |
3 |
2484 |
"Betcha can't describe what I'm doing without using the word 'virtual'". |
1.2273 |
0.06391 |
44 |
34 |
10 |
0 |
2485 |
I'm on the 13th floor - can't you tell? |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
2486 |
I just asked for transparency and you make a mountain out of a mole hill. |
1.2273 |
0.08518 |
44 |
37 |
4 |
3 |
2487 |
Unfortunately, no one told Harold they moved the climbing wall across the street. |
1.2273 |
0.08518 |
44 |
37 |
4 |
3 |
2488 |
A parachute, a parachute! My kingdom for a parachute! |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
2489 |
Text Sipress. Say "Come back. Bring pencil..." |
1.2273 |
0.09680 |
44 |
39 |
0 |
5 |
2490 |
But the corporate ladder is in the headquarters building! |
1.2273 |
0.08518 |
44 |
37 |
4 |
3 |
2491 |
He really should have an imaginary belayer. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
2492 |
"Bill, as your lawyer, I recommend you grab whatever assets you have left an get out as soon as possible". |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
2493 |
The things I do for Wonder Woman. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
2494 |
...then she said, "if you believe there's a wall here, there's a wall here." |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
2495 |
It's my new antigravity shoes. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
2496 |
Practicing for Mime Class finals. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
2497 |
Haven't you ever seen a mime climbing before? |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
2498 |
The mountain dissolved due to global warming! |
1.2250 |
0.08388 |
40 |
33 |
5 |
2 |
2499 |
Excerpt from Bob's obituary: "tried to catch 'em all." |
1.2245 |
0.07299 |
49 |
40 |
7 |
2 |
2500 |
Please remind my wife to feed the cats. |
1.2245 |
0.06691 |
49 |
39 |
9 |
1 |
2501 |
Not to worry -- this is an ad for invisible safety netting. |
1.2245 |
0.06691 |
49 |
39 |
9 |
1 |
2502 |
You said to reach for the stars. |
1.2245 |
0.07299 |
49 |
40 |
7 |
2 |
2503 |
Its virtual rock climbing of course ! |
1.2245 |
0.07299 |
49 |
40 |
7 |
2 |
2504 |
I'm taking 'free climbing' to a whole new level. |
1.2245 |
0.06022 |
49 |
38 |
11 |
0 |
2505 |
If I had something left to pull, don't you think I'd be pulling it? |
1.2245 |
0.06022 |
49 |
38 |
11 |
0 |
2506 |
I'm just hanging on 'til David Sipress comes back. |
1.2245 |
0.07299 |
49 |
40 |
7 |
2 |
2507 |
Mother wants you down by dinnertime, Richard. Furthermore, she said not to leave any scuff marks on the walls. |
1.2245 |
0.06691 |
49 |
39 |
9 |
1 |
2508 |
You miss the 8:07 Skyhook, you climb to work. |
1.2245 |
0.07299 |
49 |
40 |
7 |
2 |
2509 |
My delusions, she said, were driving her up here, and so I aim to get her back. |
1.2245 |
0.07299 |
49 |
40 |
7 |
2 |
2510 |
I lied! I actually failed climbing in mime school... Help! |
1.2245 |
0.07860 |
49 |
41 |
5 |
3 |
2511 |
It was this or skydiving. |
1.2245 |
0.06022 |
49 |
38 |
11 |
0 |
2512 |
Of course there is no ice wall, this is about mind over matter. |
1.2245 |
0.06022 |
49 |
38 |
11 |
0 |
2513 |
I'm climbing a metaphorical wall. |
1.2245 |
0.06691 |
49 |
39 |
9 |
1 |
2514 |
I believe your exact words were, 'Playing the air guitar is going to get you nowhere.' |
1.2245 |
0.07860 |
49 |
41 |
5 |
3 |
2515 |
Can you be my spotter? |
1.2245 |
0.06022 |
49 |
38 |
11 |
0 |
2516 |
This guy is a virtual idiot. |
1.2245 |
0.06691 |
49 |
39 |
9 |
1 |
2517 |
We've replaced the corporate ladder with a sheer rock face. |
1.2245 |
0.08384 |
49 |
42 |
3 |
4 |
2518 |
IS THAT YOU D.B. COOPER? |
1.2245 |
0.06691 |
49 |
39 |
9 |
1 |
2519 |
I HAVE TO GO BACK, I FORGOT THE RIP CORD. |
1.2245 |
0.07299 |
49 |
40 |
7 |
2 |
2520 |
Tell Sipress to get back here on the double. |
1.2245 |
0.07860 |
49 |
41 |
5 |
3 |
2521 |
I was *sure* he'd have drawn in some hand-holds by now. |
1.2245 |
0.07299 |
49 |
40 |
7 |
2 |
2522 |
Nothing is the final frontier |
1.2245 |
0.07299 |
49 |
40 |
7 |
2 |
2523 |
Even if Trump doesn't build the wall, I can still climb over it. |
1.2245 |
0.06691 |
49 |
39 |
9 |
1 |
2524 |
I know, this really seems weird. |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
2525 |
If I can climb an imaginary a rock face, you can imagine me reaching the summit. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
2526 |
Draw Bridge! Draw Bridge! Go get a crayon and draw me a bridge! |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
2527 |
It's easy! Just draw an inverted bowl up there and connect it with lines to my pack! |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
2528 |
I'm preparing for my ascent of Cloud 9. |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
2529 |
I'll be back after I catch the Pokemon. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
2530 |
Air climb today, air guitar tomorrow! |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
2531 |
you just haven't lived |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
2532 |
Any higher and my fear of heights kicks in. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
2533 |
This fog won't stay my appointed round. |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
2534 |
Climb Every Mountain...Ford every stream... |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
2535 |
I'm practicing for when he builds the wall. |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
2536 |
Why are you asking about my share of the boat? |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
2537 |
There was supposed be a brass ring! |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
2538 |
I told him to reach for the stars. |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
2539 |
This is just practice for the actual rock face. |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
2540 |
It's a natural progression: air quotes to air guitar to this. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
2541 |
Wait! What? |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
2542 |
You gotta believe! |
1.2222 |
0.06268 |
45 |
35 |
10 |
0 |
2543 |
This is my own personal Everest. |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
2544 |
That's certainly treading lightly. |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
2545 |
I'm terrified of everything--except heights. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
2546 |
Just because YOU think it’s a molehill… |
1.2222 |
0.06268 |
45 |
35 |
10 |
0 |
2547 |
Don't just stand there, find me a rock face! |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
2548 |
Am I the first to attempt this climb? |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
2549 |
You're saying 'climbing the corporate ladder' is just a figure of speech? |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
2550 |
I'm training for the Winter Olympics on Mars. No mosquitoes, less gravity. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
2551 |
He takes Led Zeppelin's music way to seriously! |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
2552 |
I'm a republican, there is no global warming. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
2553 |
There's no mountain I can't climb! |
1.2200 |
0.07714 |
50 |
42 |
5 |
3 |
2554 |
I will need to see your license, proof of insurance and registration |
1.2200 |
0.07714 |
50 |
42 |
5 |
3 |
2555 |
What are you, the Pokemon GO police? |
1.2200 |
0.06571 |
50 |
40 |
9 |
1 |
2556 |
I'm beta testing Tesla's new wall-less wall. |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
2557 |
I need that "Dancing On the Ceiling" feeling, Tom. I need to feel alive. |
1.2200 |
0.08226 |
50 |
43 |
3 |
4 |
2558 |
The secret is to not look down! |
1.2200 |
0.06571 |
50 |
40 |
9 |
1 |
2559 |
Upon mastering Pokemon Go, Harold decided to give augmented mountaineering a try |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
2560 |
Well, I climbed Mt. Everest because it wasn't there. |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
2561 |
The iceberg is melting so quickly |
1.2174 |
0.06149 |
46 |
36 |
10 |
0 |
2562 |
Your plaster guy is top notch. |
1.2174 |
0.06149 |
46 |
36 |
10 |
0 |
2563 |
Never, never, never.....mention "small hands" while on Donald Trump's jet. |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
2564 |
It's Boulder's latest extreme sport. |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
2565 |
I'm on my way to find out who really wrote "Stairway to heaven". |
1.2174 |
0.08173 |
46 |
39 |
4 |
3 |
2566 |
I've forgotten my way. I'm just doing it by feel. |
1.2174 |
0.06149 |
46 |
36 |
10 |
0 |
2567 |
Quick, open your arms! |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
2568 |
I also forgot the flag! |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
2569 |
Don't just stand there, throw me a mime! |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
2570 |
Trump's hands weren't big enough to climb the wall, so he made us do it... |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
2571 |
I remembered the parachute, but forgot the plane. |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
2572 |
Theortically equatorial ice climbing works, just not well on paper. |
1.2174 |
0.08173 |
46 |
39 |
4 |
3 |
2573 |
I have to do something! After the primaries, everything was left up in the air. |
1.2174 |
0.08744 |
46 |
40 |
2 |
4 |
2574 |
oh fuck |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
2575 |
Jacob took his ladder and went home! |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
2576 |
... and this one, inspired by 'The Sound of Music.' |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
2577 |
Do you think I should have read the manual first? |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
2578 |
So I said to the genie "I want to make a big splash on Broadway." |
1.2174 |
0.08173 |
46 |
39 |
4 |
3 |
2579 |
All I did was cover the hillside with invisible paint. |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
2580 |
"These Air Jordans still rock." Submitted by Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, NY |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
2581 |
If life has no intrinsic value, why should I adapt to its physique? |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
2582 |
Climbing the social ladder - virtual reality style. |
1.2174 |
0.06149 |
46 |
36 |
10 |
0 |
2583 |
I've fallen and I can't get up! |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
2584 |
If it isn't a double issue, I should reach Shouts & Murmurs by Wednesday. |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
2585 |
I'm an illusionist... |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
2586 |
You've never seen performance art before? |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
2587 |
I've taken this sport up in my retirement. I used to work as a mime. |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
2588 |
If presidential candidates can climb on thin air, so can I! |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
2589 |
They say climbing is all a mental game |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
2590 |
You must be climbing the mountain because it isn't there. |
1.2174 |
0.08173 |
46 |
39 |
4 |
3 |
2591 |
Alone, as usual, Murphy spots another Unidentified Climbing Object (UCO). |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
2592 |
I told you Mexico would repossess the wall. |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
2593 |
It's my shrink. He said "Start with a blank canvas and you will reach new heights.." |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
2594 |
Hmmm...I never imagined I could fall. |
1.2174 |
0.06149 |
46 |
36 |
10 |
0 |
2595 |
There used to be a glacier here. Now I just materialize doom from my mind and scale it! Thanks therapy! |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
2596 |
Global warming came faster than I imagined. |
1.2174 |
0.06149 |
46 |
36 |
10 |
0 |
2597 |
Just put another dollar in the meter for me so I can get down. |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
2598 |
Can you imagine how much easier this would be if you quit staring?! |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
2599 |
When I finish this walkin on the ceiling will be no problem. |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
2600 |
Oh, it's a "lunch date"? I was sure you said "launch date"! |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
2601 |
You're not supposed to climb it just because it isn't there. |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
2602 |
I've slipped the surly bonds of gravity and it's SCARY. |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
2603 |
Simulating whiteout conditions. Duh! |
1.2174 |
0.06149 |
46 |
36 |
10 |
0 |
2604 |
If I'm sleepwalking, don't wake me. |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
2605 |
Tell Sipress I quit! |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
2606 |
Cancel my 2 o'clock, Eddie. I spotted a Zubat. |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
2607 |
The wall's gone, hasn't it. |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
2608 |
Simply a mix of climbing and skydiving. |
1.2174 |
0.06149 |
46 |
36 |
10 |
0 |
2609 |
This is much more difficult than climbing a mountain. |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
2610 |
Miming 201: Breaking out of the Box |
1.2174 |
0.06149 |
46 |
36 |
10 |
0 |
2611 |
Don't you dare try to stare me down. |
1.2174 |
0.08173 |
46 |
39 |
4 |
3 |
2612 |
Hey buddy, you didn't happen to see a rock wall go by, did you? |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
2613 |
I really wasn't expecting these new Nike golf shoes to give me such vertical. |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
2614 |
I'm not stopping until I reach the top. |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
2615 |
These new airgrip-spikes really work! |
1.2143 |
0.08018 |
42 |
35 |
5 |
2 |
2616 |
If Trump can do it, I can do it. |
1.2143 |
0.08018 |
42 |
35 |
5 |
2 |
2617 |
If you can dream it you can do it. |
1.2143 |
0.06408 |
42 |
33 |
9 |
0 |
2618 |
Just tell Marcel there's a new kid in town. |
1.2143 |
0.06408 |
42 |
33 |
9 |
0 |
2619 |
Are virtual mountains exempt from the laws of gravity? |
1.2143 |
0.08018 |
42 |
35 |
5 |
2 |
2620 |
I'm self-actualizing. |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
2621 |
It's the extreme version of the glass escalator. |
1.2143 |
0.08018 |
42 |
35 |
5 |
2 |
2622 |
Marve, you're taking this Pokemon Go game to a new level. |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
2623 |
I'm climbing Congress's response to gun violence in America. |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
2624 |
If you think that this is unbelievable wait till you see me fly an air plane. |
1.2128 |
0.07410 |
47 |
39 |
6 |
2 |
2625 |
You're absolutely right; I'm no Lionel Richie. |
1.2128 |
0.07410 |
47 |
39 |
6 |
2 |
2626 |
I know the glacier melted, but I just bought these new crampons. |
1.2128 |
0.07410 |
47 |
39 |
6 |
2 |
2627 |
Get out of the lake, you idiot! |
1.2128 |
0.07410 |
47 |
39 |
6 |
2 |
2628 |
Global warming ruined my vacation! |
1.2128 |
0.07410 |
47 |
39 |
6 |
2 |
2629 |
You forgot your wall. |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
2630 |
I'm gravity challenged. |
1.2128 |
0.06034 |
47 |
37 |
10 |
0 |
2631 |
Think like a fly. Think like a fly. Think like a fly...... |
1.2128 |
0.08010 |
47 |
40 |
4 |
3 |
2632 |
Could you fetch a doctor? My glacier calved. |
1.2128 |
0.07410 |
47 |
39 |
6 |
2 |
2633 |
What clean windows you New Yorkers have! |
1.2128 |
0.07410 |
47 |
39 |
6 |
2 |
2634 |
If I can keep going, and stop talking, I'll finish at the top of the mime class! |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
2635 |
I'm about to be the first person to climb over the Great Wall of Trump. |
1.2128 |
0.07410 |
47 |
39 |
6 |
2 |
2636 |
Well, if I don't, who will? |
1.2128 |
0.08010 |
47 |
40 |
4 |
3 |
2637 |
No, I haven't got a match. |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
2638 |
Mountains? Where I'm going, I don't need mountains. |
1.2128 |
0.08010 |
47 |
40 |
4 |
3 |
2639 |
I'll be the first, unless you count my Sherpa. |
1.2128 |
0.07410 |
47 |
39 |
6 |
2 |
2640 |
This ClimbEverest virtual reality software has a bug. My virtual Sherpa up and quit on me saying he's tired of the view and carrying bags. |
1.2128 |
0.07410 |
47 |
39 |
6 |
2 |
2641 |
In the brochure it looked level with the ground. |
1.2128 |
0.07410 |
47 |
39 |
6 |
2 |
2642 |
I'm too good for some stupid cartoon caption contest. I'm outta here. |
1.2128 |
0.08010 |
47 |
40 |
4 |
3 |
2643 |
If I'm not back by Thursday, send a search party. |
1.2128 |
0.08010 |
47 |
40 |
4 |
3 |
2644 |
Damn, I knew I shouldn't have made that bucket list. |
1.2128 |
0.07410 |
47 |
39 |
6 |
2 |
2645 |
Per ardua ad astra---through hard work to the stars! |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
2646 |
Into the Unknown |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
2647 |
Mime rock climbing is so passé. |
1.2128 |
0.06034 |
47 |
37 |
10 |
0 |
2648 |
Itsy-bitsy spider walked up the waterspout. |
1.2128 |
0.07410 |
47 |
39 |
6 |
2 |
2649 |
I'll spot you. |
1.2128 |
0.06034 |
47 |
37 |
10 |
0 |
2650 |
Reaching for the stars again are you? |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
2651 |
Heeelp!! Draw-in a mattress! |
1.2128 |
0.07410 |
47 |
39 |
6 |
2 |
2652 |
If I'm not back by noon send a helicopter! |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
2653 |
If you believe it you will see it. |
1.2128 |
0.07410 |
47 |
39 |
6 |
2 |
2654 |
"Harold and Purple Crayon Grows Up" in stores now! |
1.2128 |
0.08010 |
47 |
40 |
4 |
3 |
2655 |
All I can afford is a 7th floor walkup. |
1.2128 |
0.07410 |
47 |
39 |
6 |
2 |
2656 |
Come down! Mr. Sipress forgot to draw the wall. |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
2657 |
Hey, forget the Google VR headsets. |
1.2128 |
0.07410 |
47 |
39 |
6 |
2 |
2658 |
I'm climbing the mountain of fucks I give. |
1.2128 |
0.08010 |
47 |
40 |
4 |
3 |
2659 |
My boss has me climbing the walls! |
1.2128 |
0.07410 |
47 |
39 |
6 |
2 |
2660 |
I learned this from Hertz ads in the '60s. |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
2661 |
It just occurred to me why all online skydiving company reviews are positive!! |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
2662 |
Not to worry, but the ceiling is a class 5 overhang. |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
2663 |
"And you thought zen swimming was lame". |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
2664 |
Who needs bootstraps? |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
2665 |
You're right. It's a bit of a slippery slope. |
1.2128 |
0.06034 |
47 |
37 |
10 |
0 |
2666 |
I got a copy of Krakauer's "Into Thin Air" and thought I'd give it a try before reading it. What could go wrong? |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
2667 |
It's hard to see the Mexican wall. |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
2668 |
Our new corporate wellness program to improve productivity. |
1.2128 |
0.07410 |
47 |
39 |
6 |
2 |
2669 |
I'm working for scale. |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
2670 |
Damn invisibility cloak got caught again. |
1.2128 |
0.07410 |
47 |
39 |
6 |
2 |
2671 |
"Open, Sesame," doesn't seem to work. |
1.2128 |
0.07410 |
47 |
39 |
6 |
2 |
2672 |
I'm afraid if I look up, I might fly. |
1.2128 |
0.06034 |
47 |
37 |
10 |
0 |
2673 |
Was it something I said? |
1.2128 |
0.07410 |
47 |
39 |
6 |
2 |
2674 |
It's a protest against global warming from an ice climbers perspective |
1.2105 |
0.08566 |
38 |
32 |
4 |
2 |
2675 |
I'm so happy, I'm walking on air! |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
2676 |
It helps to have a Climbing Wall! |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
2677 |
I cannot recommend the Wonder Woman Skydiving Company. |
1.2093 |
0.06277 |
43 |
34 |
9 |
0 |
2678 |
Looks like my cartoonist got writer's cramp at the most inopportune moment. |
1.2093 |
0.06277 |
43 |
34 |
9 |
0 |
2679 |
They didn't teach cool stunts like that when I was in mime school. |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
2680 |
When Trump is President you'll understand. |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
2681 |
Call Harold. Ask him if he's still got one of those purple crayons. |
1.2093 |
0.08522 |
43 |
37 |
3 |
3 |
2682 |
What I'm doing is neither her nor there. |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
2683 |
It's a brain game. |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
2684 |
I hear on a clear day you can see forever! |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
2685 |
In case I need to USexit to Mexico |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
2686 |
Wouldn't it be easier to use the door? |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
2687 |
There you go again, I did say use your imagination |
1.2093 |
0.06277 |
43 |
34 |
9 |
0 |
2688 |
I’m practicing my escape should “you know who” become president. |
1.2093 |
0.08522 |
43 |
37 |
3 |
3 |
2689 |
It was freezing at the top! |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
2690 |
This is going to be my new Facebook picture. |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
2691 |
All you need now is the wall! |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
2692 |
NO you idiot! I'm a mime rock climbing - you are the worst at charades! |
1.2093 |
0.06277 |
43 |
34 |
9 |
0 |
2693 |
Don't worry, I'm doing this in 2d |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
2694 |
You're right. It is lonely at the top! |
1.2093 |
0.06277 |
43 |
34 |
9 |
0 |
2695 |
"If your going to use logic, we're not going to chit chat |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
2696 |
Trump hired me to make sure the 'wall' couldn't be scaled by illegal immigrants. |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
2697 |
I'm on a imagination reality tour. |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
2698 |
I don't care how this looks. Air guitar is not a gateway drug! |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
2699 |
Wait till he finds out there is no wall. |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
2700 |
I'm trying to get the heck out of this cartoon caption contest cycle!!! |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
2701 |
Like I said, I know all the angles...... |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
2702 |
I have a vision! |
1.2083 |
0.06630 |
48 |
39 |
8 |
1 |
2703 |
Have you by any chance seen a parachute? |
1.2083 |
0.06630 |
48 |
39 |
8 |
1 |
2704 |
This Presidential campaign is driving me up a wall. |
1.2083 |
0.07268 |
48 |
40 |
6 |
2 |
2705 |
I'll be right back, I forgot to pack my safety net." |
1.2083 |
0.07268 |
48 |
40 |
6 |
2 |
2706 |
I'm practicing climbing Trump's wall. |
1.2083 |
0.06630 |
48 |
39 |
8 |
1 |
2707 |
It's 'The Great Wall of Buddah! |
1.2083 |
0.07268 |
48 |
40 |
6 |
2 |
2708 |
Crazy world right??!! She hides her emails so then he hides his wall ! |
1.2083 |
0.06630 |
48 |
39 |
8 |
1 |
2709 |
Je suis Marcel Marceau. |
1.2083 |
0.06630 |
48 |
39 |
8 |
1 |
2710 |
... and it's NOT just a metaphor! |
1.2083 |
0.07268 |
48 |
40 |
6 |
2 |
2711 |
Ceci n'est pas une montagne. |
1.2083 |
0.07854 |
48 |
41 |
4 |
3 |
2712 |
I don't know if I'm coming or going, but I think I'm going. |
1.2083 |
0.06630 |
48 |
39 |
8 |
1 |
2713 |
but he said he would build it |
1.2083 |
0.07854 |
48 |
41 |
4 |
3 |
2714 |
Can't you see the Pikachu up there? |
1.2083 |
0.06630 |
48 |
39 |
8 |
1 |
2715 |
I found a Pikachu! |
1.2051 |
0.07510 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
1 |
2716 |
Never underestimate the dramatic power of mime. |
1.2051 |
0.08361 |
39 |
33 |
4 |
2 |
2717 |
This virtual rock-climbing isn't all it's cracked up to be. |
1.2051 |
0.08361 |
39 |
33 |
4 |
2 |
2718 |
They said Pokemon could be hiding anywhere |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
2719 |
It's not as risky as walking on hot coals. |
1.2045 |
0.06151 |
44 |
35 |
9 |
0 |
2720 |
Think I'm high up enough to kill myself yet? |
1.2045 |
0.08340 |
44 |
38 |
3 |
3 |
2721 |
The air is getting quite thin up here! |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
2722 |
Aren't you missing a mountain? |
1.2045 |
0.08340 |
44 |
38 |
3 |
3 |
2723 |
I'm not sure if this is an invisible ladder or an invisible mountain but at least I'm prepared. |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
2724 |
I just want to get the feel of things |
1.2045 |
0.06151 |
44 |
35 |
9 |
0 |
2725 |
It's my mountain I made out of a mole hill. |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
2726 |
Any fool can climb Everest. No-See Mountain is the REAL test. |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
2727 |
We have to see where inflation actually goes. |
1.2045 |
0.07680 |
44 |
37 |
5 |
2 |
2728 |
Plagued from the beginning by technical difficulties, the troubled Broadway production of "Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark" hangs on by a thread. |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
2729 |
Once I "hit the wall" on that last project, there was only one thing left to do. |
1.2045 |
0.06151 |
44 |
35 |
9 |
0 |
2730 |
I'm just kidding. |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
2731 |
If you build it, THEY will come. |
1.2045 |
0.08340 |
44 |
38 |
3 |
3 |
2732 |
Ironically, my super-hero origin story began with a fear of heights and exercise. |
1.2045 |
0.07680 |
44 |
37 |
5 |
2 |
2733 |
I need some help here! What to you mean, you can't tell me where the next handhold is? |
1.2045 |
0.08340 |
44 |
38 |
3 |
3 |
2734 |
I can't take any more of this reality! |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
2735 |
Who moved my cheese? |
1.2045 |
0.07680 |
44 |
37 |
5 |
2 |
2736 |
How should I know where your mountain went? Ask Mohammad! |
1.2045 |
0.07680 |
44 |
37 |
5 |
2 |
2737 |
Who needs to build a wall? |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
2738 |
Oh, this is the virtuwall reality climbing section. |
1.2045 |
0.06151 |
44 |
35 |
9 |
0 |
2739 |
I'm part of Led Zeppelin. |
1.2045 |
0.07680 |
44 |
37 |
5 |
2 |
2740 |
Getting a grip is overrated. |
1.2045 |
0.07680 |
44 |
37 |
5 |
2 |
2741 |
I've mastered volcano surfing, underwater hockey, and aqua skiing, so it's time to move on to extreme whiteboard climbing. |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
2742 |
Harold's on vacation, and he took the purple crayon with him. |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
2743 |
Where was the rip cord? |
1.2045 |
0.07680 |
44 |
37 |
5 |
2 |
2744 |
God is my rope. |
1.2045 |
0.07680 |
44 |
37 |
5 |
2 |
2745 |
And you said it couldn't be done! |
1.2045 |
0.06151 |
44 |
35 |
9 |
0 |
2746 |
Forget Your Wall? |
1.2045 |
0.07680 |
44 |
37 |
5 |
2 |
2747 |
I'm leaving and I'm not answering questions nor will I take directions. |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
2748 |
Nothing will stop me from getting to the top. |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
2749 |
Gravity is not virtual! |
1.2045 |
0.07680 |
44 |
37 |
5 |
2 |
2750 |
I'm practicing in case they build a wall to try and keep Americans from leaving after the November election. |
1.2045 |
0.07680 |
44 |
37 |
5 |
2 |
2751 |
Now you're really into thin air. |
1.2045 |
0.07680 |
44 |
37 |
5 |
2 |
2752 |
The up is easy. Down will be a problem. |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
2753 |
What? Haven't you ever seen a placebo-wall climber before? |
1.2045 |
0.08340 |
44 |
38 |
3 |
3 |
2754 |
Scotch tape, damn it, more Scotch tape! |
1.2045 |
0.07680 |
44 |
37 |
5 |
2 |
2755 |
I told you it'd be easier with a ladder. |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
2756 |
Combined? I'd guess I've watched 80 hours of Ted Talks. |
1.2045 |
0.07680 |
44 |
37 |
5 |
2 |
2757 |
They say the ladder to success ain't easy! |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2758 |
No, I've got this, unless it starts raining. |
1.2041 |
0.08237 |
49 |
43 |
2 |
4 |
2759 |
Um...the wall is supposed to keep Them out, not Us in. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2760 |
I couldn't get above the glass ceiling. |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
45 |
38 |
5 |
2 |
2761 |
I'm going for a space walk. I can't stand another 3 months of insults, exaggerations, and outright lies. I might come back in November -- but maybe not... |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
2762 |
LeBron James does this in short pants and sneakers. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
45 |
36 |
9 |
0 |
2763 |
I tell you, I'm up against a glass wall at this firm. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
2764 |
I want to be prepared. You never know in Rio. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
2765 |
Whaddya mean 'imaginary'? Next you'll be telling me there are Trump supporters! |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
45 |
38 |
5 |
2 |
2766 |
I'm actually plummeting, Dave. The cartoonist left out the directional lines. |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
45 |
38 |
5 |
2 |
2767 |
If I don't make it back you can have my corner cubicle. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
2768 |
I'm climbing my imaginary wall built by my imaginary people with my imaginary money. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
2769 |
The invisible man is up top! He'll pull me the final few feet. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
45 |
39 |
3 |
3 |
2770 |
My mountain turned into a molehill! |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
45 |
38 |
5 |
2 |
2771 |
NO I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE RECEIPT IS FOR THE PARACHUTE! |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
45 |
39 |
3 |
3 |
2772 |
World watches anxiously as U.K. "Brexits" |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
2773 |
Ignore him Nancy, he's just jealous. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
45 |
39 |
3 |
3 |
2774 |
free air climbing again? |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
45 |
38 |
5 |
2 |
2775 |
I'll throw you the pill and you'll see the mountain. |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
45 |
38 |
5 |
2 |
2776 |
I've got to get out of this glass box. |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
45 |
38 |
5 |
2 |
2777 |
The highest summit is the one of the mind. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
45 |
36 |
9 |
0 |
2778 |
I have experience. My parents hid Christmas presents on top of the wardrobe. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
2779 |
Never mind what I've been sippin' on, old man. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
45 |
36 |
9 |
0 |
2780 |
I'm just trying to make America great again. |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
45 |
38 |
5 |
2 |
2781 |
Why am I climbing? I'm not really sure, because it's NOT there! |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
2782 |
Trump's wall won't stop me! |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
2783 |
I'm one of the translators, so I can't be late for the summit! |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
45 |
36 |
9 |
0 |
2784 |
This is not what I expected from a golden parachute! |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
45 |
36 |
9 |
0 |
2785 |
I think I have too pee... |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
2786 |
Accelerated climate change has really confounded the ice climbing community! |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
2787 |
Better him than me. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
45 |
39 |
3 |
3 |
2788 |
Call 911 |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
45 |
36 |
9 |
0 |
2789 |
It's a Rocky Mountain high! |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
2790 |
It takes a woman to find the glass ceiling but a man to find the shortcut. |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
45 |
38 |
5 |
2 |
2791 |
No, really. It is there. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
2792 |
Goals are a good thing, but I have my doubts about climbing to infinity. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
2793 |
I could have sworn there was a mountain here a moment ago. |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
45 |
38 |
5 |
2 |
2794 |
While your positive attitude is commendable, Davis; this is still an LLC. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
2795 |
Hey! It's virtual reality taking the next step. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
45 |
36 |
9 |
0 |
2796 |
I got stuck reaching for the stars. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
2797 |
I find your lack of faith in Trump's wall disturbing. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
2798 |
Technical climbing is fundamentally a mind game. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
2799 |
All my troubles will soon be behind me. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
45 |
36 |
9 |
0 |
2800 |
Excuse me sir, I'd strongly advise against climbing the wall. The last man went splat. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |