Contest #529


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529


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2016-07-18
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2016-07-31 (estimated)
Number of captions 4483
Number of responses 231291
Number of participants 10197


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Of course I understand the gravity of the situation. 1.8728 0.06222 173 70 55 48
1 It's easy once you realize there's nothing to it. 1.8434 0.06277 166 69 54 43
2 There's really nothing to it. 1.8205 0.06267 156 64 56 36
3 I'm virtually there. 1.8082 0.06470 146 61 52 33
4 Can't stop now, i'm virtually there. 1.7871 0.06071 155 64 60 31
5 See, there's nothing to it. 1.7778 0.06788 144 67 42 35
6 I'm suspended by disbelief. 1.7763 0.06413 152 68 50 34
7 If he's going to pretend he can build that wall, I'm going to pretend I can climb it. 1.7669 0.06990 133 62 40 31
8 There's nothing to it. 1.7664 0.06815 137 63 43 31
9 Because it's not there. 1.7460 0.07720 126 67 24 35
10 No, the hard part is knowing when you've reached the top. 1.7388 0.06610 134 61 47 26
11 I'm headed for an air B&B. 1.7377 0.07435 122 61 32 29
12 Can you lend me a few bucks? I have no visible means of support. 1.7377 0.07157 122 58 38 26
13 The ink is much thinner up here. 1.7328 0.06017 131 53 60 18
14 See, nothing to it! 1.7252 0.06944 131 64 39 28
15 Anyone can climb a mountain that's There. 1.7236 0.07237 123 61 35 27
16 Why? Because it is not there, that's why. 1.7222 0.07272 126 64 33 29
17 It's mime over matter. 1.7190 0.07443 121 62 31 28
18 Are you the only person in the world without a cell phone camera! 1.7143 0.06933 126 61 40 25
19 The hard part is knowing when I've reached the top. 1.7107 0.06787 121 56 44 21
20 Quick, call a cartoonist. 1.7083 0.07041 120 58 39 23
21 I just suspend disbelief. 1.7059 0.06355 119 51 52 16
22 This? This is nothing. 1.7048 0.07278 105 49 38 18
23 The hard part is knowing when I get to the top! 1.7043 0.07092 115 55 39 21
24 It's reality I don't have a grip on. 1.7034 0.06841 118 55 43 20
25 Believe it or not, Jack, this is easier than winning the caption contest. 1.7034 0.07546 118 62 29 27
26 It's your dream dude, you tell ME what it means. 1.6939 0.08129 98 51 26 21
27 The gravity of the situation hasn't hit me yet. 1.6875 0.07399 112 57 33 22
28 Because it isn't there. 1.6842 0.07713 114 62 26 26
29 Nothing to it. 1.6777 0.06764 121 59 42 20
30 Mime every mountain. 1.6729 0.07367 107 54 34 19
31 Because it isn't there. That's why. 1.6701 0.08123 97 52 25 20
32 The tricky part is knowing when you've reached the summit. 1.6697 0.07026 109 53 39 17
33 My GPS says there is a mountain here! 1.6639 0.06780 119 59 41 19
34 The Marcel Marceau School of Rock Climbing 1.6606 0.07399 109 57 32 20
35 I climb it because it's not there. 1.6606 0.07625 109 59 28 22
36 Now do you appreciate the gravity of the situation? 1.6604 0.07450 106 55 32 19
37 If you see the cartoonist have him drop me a line. 1.6604 0.07803 106 58 26 22
38 Wait, you can see me? 1.6604 0.07570 106 56 30 20
39 I'm climbing it because it's NOT there. 1.6545 0.07241 110 57 34 19
40 Do you know my brother-in-law? He also has no visible means of support. 1.6535 0.07890 101 55 26 20
41 I don't think you fully appreciate the gravity of the situation. 1.6512 0.08232 86 45 26 15
42 A few more pencil strokes would have helped. 1.6458 0.07548 96 49 32 15
43 I call it, "Mime Every Mountain." 1.6442 0.07348 104 54 33 17
44 The hardest part is grappling with the unknown. 1.6442 0.06956 104 51 39 14
45 It turns out that mountain climbing is 100% mental 1.6442 0.07348 104 54 33 17
46 Getting away from my wife. She thinks I'm delusional. 1.6442 0.07474 104 55 31 18
47 Of course it's real - and Mexico paid for it. 1.6421 0.08047 95 52 25 18
48 Google Maps said this route was faster. 1.6421 0.07470 95 48 33 14
49 Well, I started with Air Guitar and just sort of moved on from there. 1.6415 0.07117 106 54 36 16
50 The trick is not to learn too much about physics. 1.6346 0.07238 104 54 34 16
51 Some see walls and ask "why," I see no walls and ask "why not"? 1.6337 0.07409 101 53 32 16
52 Don't worry, I'm virtually there. 1.6327 0.07863 98 54 26 18
53 this is virtually impossible 1.6327 0.07308 98 50 34 14
54 I think I found the wall that Mexico paid for. 1.6327 0.07996 98 55 24 19
55 Because it's not there. That's why! 1.6300 0.07475 100 53 31 16
56 It's the only wall Mexico would pay for! 1.6289 0.07799 97 53 27 17
57 I'm not so sure about the emperor's new rock climbing wall. 1.6263 0.07541 99 53 30 16
58 I never question my GPS. 1.6263 0.06973 99 49 38 12
59 I also play air guitar. 1.6250 0.07730 96 52 28 16
60 Anything to get the hell out of Cleveland. 1.6238 0.07942 101 58 23 20
61 There was a glacier here when I started. 1.6214 0.07819 103 59 24 20
62 Are you, by any chance, a cartoonist? 1.6186 0.07952 97 55 24 18
63 Maybe you don't see it, but it's a beautiful wall and Mexico's paying for it. 1.6170 0.08299 94 55 20 19
64 Why do I want to climb it? Because it's not there. 1.6146 0.07605 96 52 29 15
65 Never, ever disrespect an eraser. 1.6122 0.07896 98 56 24 18
66 It's faith-based climbing, Henry. 1.6122 0.07051 98 50 36 12
67 Just take the pic! 1.6105 0.07223 95 49 34 12
68 Yes, I have a safety rope, but I'm guessing you can't see that, either. 1.6082 0.06804 97 48 39 10
69 Just checking if the sky is really the limit. 1.6082 0.07409 97 52 31 14
70 Help! I've fallen up and I can't get down! 1.6082 0.07693 97 54 27 16
71 Google Maps got me this far. I'm sticking with it. 1.6082 0.07113 97 50 35 12
72 I've moved on from air guitar. 1.6082 0.07552 97 53 29 15
73 Has the thought occurred to you that I'm actually falling? 1.6082 0.08233 97 58 19 20
74 I'm afraid to let go. 1.6064 0.07288 94 49 33 12
75 I call it 'mind over Matterhorn' 1.6022 0.08253 93 55 20 18
76 Draw your own conclusions. 1.6022 0.07194 93 48 34 11
77 All my photos are in the cloud. 1.6020 0.06606 98 48 41 9
78 It's Mont Blanc!" 1.6000 0.07542 95 52 29 14
79 Help! Call a cartoonist! 1.6000 0.07834 95 54 25 16
80 Quick, draw a trampoline! 1.6000 0.07542 95 52 29 14
81 I'm going to photoshop myself climbing Mt. Everest. 1.5978 0.07737 92 51 27 14
82 I'll spend the night at an air b&b. 1.5978 0.07890 92 52 25 15
83 The cloud crashed, needs a manual reboot. 1.5957 0.08049 94 55 22 17
84 Just one more inch and I'll be out of this stupid cartoon. 1.5934 0.08117 91 53 22 16
85 Trust me, it's a lot harder than it looks 1.5914 0.07210 93 49 33 11
86 Tell the cartoonist I can't hold on much longer! 1.5914 0.08124 93 55 21 17
87 This is the height of absurdity! 1.5914 0.07210 93 49 33 11
88 Mont Blanc. 1.5909 0.07858 88 49 26 13
89 The secret is not to look down ! 1.5895 0.07098 95 50 34 11
90 Yeah, I don’t see a mountain either but my GPS says there is one 1.5895 0.07407 95 52 30 13
91 Trouble is, I won't know when I reached the top! 1.5889 0.07724 90 50 27 13
92 I like to call it mock climbing. 1.5882 0.07723 85 46 28 11
93 One of us is hallucinating! 1.5876 0.07142 97 52 33 12
94 You are literally driving me up a figurative wall. 1.5876 0.07580 97 55 27 15
95 These glaciers are disappearing even faster than I thought. 1.5876 0.07580 97 55 27 15
96 Don't just stand there. Draw some rocks! 1.5870 0.07596 92 51 28 13
97 Melted ? You're sure ? 1.5851 0.07773 94 54 25 15
98 Don't just stand there, draw the damn ladder. 1.5851 0.07318 94 51 31 12
99 I've always wanted to scale Mount Neverest. 1.5843 0.07959 89 51 24 14
100 Because it's air. 1.5843 0.08118 89 52 22 15
101 Because it's not there. Anyone can climb a mountain that's there. 1.5843 0.07463 89 48 30 11
102 Trust me, if Trump says he built a wall, there's a wall 1.5824 0.08569 91 57 15 19
103 Don't just stand there, hurry up and draw something! 1.5814 0.07108 86 44 34 8
104 Don't just stand there--draw me a mountain! 1.5806 0.07694 93 53 26 14
105 Climbing the Nomatterhorn 1.5795 0.08036 88 51 23 14
106 My therapist says my obstacles are simply imaginary. 1.5795 0.07872 88 50 25 13
107 I'm getting the hell out of this cartoon. 1.5778 0.08054 90 53 22 15
108 If your gear is sufficiently expensive, you don't need a rock. 1.5778 0.08358 90 55 18 17
109 It's an existential mountain. 1.5761 0.06952 92 48 35 9
110 Am I missing something? 1.5761 0.07122 92 49 33 10
111 Yes, it's the Emperor's new climbing wall. 1.5745 0.07485 94 53 28 13
112 Draw me a rope! 1.5745 0.07485 94 53 28 13
113 Don't just stand there! Draw something soft! 1.5730 0.08286 89 54 19 16
114 I always thought my climbing career would lead to nothing. 1.5714 0.07678 91 52 26 13
115 It's as simple as mime over matter. 1.5699 0.06905 93 49 35 9
116 Because it's . . . well, it was there a minute ago. 1.5698 0.07853 86 49 25 12
117 Quick! Draw a net! 1.5698 0.07497 86 47 29 10
118 Why? Because it's not there. 1.5698 0.08025 86 50 23 13
119 Climbing is the easy part; it's the pretending that's hard. 1.5698 0.07497 86 47 29 10
120 Quick! Toss me a pencil! 1.5682 0.07371 88 48 30 10
121 Mexico paid for it. 1.5682 0.08209 88 53 20 15
122 I'm well aware of the gravity of my predicament. 1.5679 0.08229 81 47 22 12
123 Obviously, he's drawing the mountain last. 1.5667 0.07749 90 52 25 13
124 What do you mean by "No visible means of Support"? 1.5667 0.07749 90 52 25 13
125 Why am I doing this? Because it's not there. 1.5663 0.07892 83 47 25 11
126 Sketch the darn rocks! I look like an idiot! 1.5652 0.07927 92 55 22 15
127 It's Trump's idea. Only Mexicans can see it. 1.5647 0.08443 85 52 18 15
128 Don't just stand there, draw a ladder! 1.5647 0.07929 85 49 24 12
129 The mountain went to Mohammed. 1.5647 0.08275 85 51 20 14
130 I'm okay with the virtual, it's the reality that scares the hell out of me. 1.5647 0.07568 85 47 28 10
131 Quick, pencil in a ladder! 1.5638 0.07184 94 52 31 11
132 Why do I do it? Because it isn't there! 1.5632 0.07616 87 49 27 11
133 Don't worry, I'll photoshop it in later. 1.5632 0.07257 87 47 31 9
134 if you come back tomorrow I will show you the ropes. 1.5618 0.06957 89 47 34 8
135 Why? Because it isn't here. 1.5595 0.08528 84 52 17 15
136 It feels like I'm losing ground. 1.5595 0.08528 84 52 17 15
137 These virtual reality goggles are amazing. 1.5584 0.08369 77 45 21 11
138 I'm going to get my stuff from the cloud. 1.5581 0.07688 86 49 26 11
139 Just tell them to finish the damn drawing before I fall off the page. 1.5570 0.08592 79 48 18 13
140 Scaling Mont Blanc 1.5568 0.07382 88 49 29 10
141 Well of course there's no wall. He hasn't been elected yet. 1.5556 0.07918 90 54 22 14
142 It's the Emporer's new wall. 1.5542 0.07715 83 47 26 10
143 The mountain is metaphorical. 1.5542 0.07522 83 46 28 9
144 Don't worry, I'm wearing a helmet. 1.5542 0.08087 83 49 22 12
145 Hurry, draw the wall... DRAW THE WALL! 1.5542 0.08266 83 50 20 13
146 It's the same technique I use to run a hedge fund. 1.5542 0.08266 83 50 20 13
147 It's not what it looks like. 1.5542 0.08087 83 49 22 12
148 I'm taking an extreme mime class. 1.5532 0.07803 94 57 22 15
149 It's called extreme miming. 1.5529 0.07761 85 49 25 11
150 Yes, it's my first time. Why..? 1.5529 0.07761 85 49 25 11
151 So, if I have an imaginary fall, will it hurt? 1.5529 0.07579 85 48 27 10
152 I'm going where no man has gone before. 1.5517 0.06693 87 45 36 6
153 Well, my ex tells me it's because I lack gravitas. 1.5500 0.07936 80 46 24 10
154 It's ok, I am wearing a helmet! 1.5500 0.08325 80 48 20 12
155 It's more mental than anything. 1.5476 0.07651 84 48 26 10
156 Now THIS is what I call free climbing. 1.5476 0.08194 84 51 20 13
157 It's called Trump's Wall. You don't have to see it; you just have to believe it. 1.5465 0.08045 86 52 21 13
158 I like to visualize the climb before I make it. 1.5455 0.06646 88 46 36 6
159 Quick! Finish the drawing! 1.5455 0.07212 88 49 30 9
160 Don't worry. It's virtual reality. 1.5444 0.07439 90 52 27 11
161 My quest is to reach the height of transparency ! 1.5443 0.08016 79 46 23 10
162 Yes, I did have five cups of coffee. 1.5432 0.07038 81 43 32 6
163 It helps if you fill the backpack with helium 1.5432 0.08060 81 48 22 11
164 It's my final exam for Mime College. 1.5422 0.08095 83 50 21 12
165 And you can only imagine the view at the top. 1.5422 0.08275 83 51 19 13
166 I used to be into air guitar. 1.5422 0.07531 83 47 27 9
167 Quick, tell the cartoonist to draw a mountain. 1.5422 0.08095 83 50 21 12
168 Quick! Get me an illustrator! 1.5422 0.08275 83 51 19 13
169 Click UNDO! You deleted the rock! 1.5422 0.07531 83 47 27 9
170 Let's call it Trump l'oeil: he can't build it, and I can't climb it! 1.5412 0.08460 85 54 16 15
171 Admittedly, I'll have no idea when I reach the top. 1.5412 0.07401 85 48 28 9
172 It's like philosophy, but without all the reading. 1.5402 0.06899 87 47 33 7
173 QUICK! Draw the wall! 1.5402 0.07276 87 49 29 9
174 Help! Call an artist! 1.5385 0.07676 78 44 26 8
175 Of course you can, you're a cartoon too. 1.5385 0.08693 78 49 16 13
176 Air's pretty thick here in LA, isn't it? 1.5385 0.08301 78 47 20 11
177 Help, I'm up and I can't get down! 1.5366 0.07603 82 47 26 9
178 This is the easy part. It's coming down that's hard. 1.5366 0.07798 82 48 24 10
179 The new trend is to climb it because it's NOT there 1.5366 0.07989 82 49 22 11
180 Quick! Turn the page sideways! 1.5357 0.08201 84 52 19 13
181 You clearly don't understand the Gravity of my Situation!!! 1.5349 0.07880 86 52 22 12
182 Draw a ladder! 1.5349 0.08220 86 54 18 14
183 This is the move that got me thrown out of mime school. 1.5333 0.08241 90 58 16 16
184 The Cloud now has a climbing app! 1.5333 0.08768 75 47 16 12
185 Glaciers sure do melt quickly these days. 1.5316 0.08419 79 49 18 12
186 It's firmer than Trump's grasp on reality. 1.5316 0.09157 79 53 10 16
187 Mt. Mirage, it's never been climbed before. 1.5316 0.08419 79 49 18 12
188 Air guitar has lost its thrill. 1.5309 0.07874 81 48 23 10
189 Because it's here somewhere. 1.5309 0.07675 81 47 25 9
190 Hey buddy, could you hand me that horizon line? 1.5301 0.08102 83 51 20 12
191 I think I'm losing my grip. 1.5301 0.06929 83 45 32 6
192 Some people climb rocks, I try to grasp Sartre. 1.5294 0.08129 85 53 19 13
193 It's called "Mock Climbing"! 1.5270 0.07750 74 42 25 7
194 Mountain miming. 1.5270 0.07985 74 43 23 8
195 Well, because my instructor said I should first visualize the climb 1.5256 0.08104 78 47 21 10
196 Quick, call Trump...I need a wall! 1.5250 0.08147 80 49 20 11
197 Mind over Matterhorn! 1.5250 0.08339 80 50 18 12
198 I'm a purist. No ropes, no mountain. 1.5250 0.07749 80 47 24 9
199 I feel like I'm losing my grip on reality. 1.5250 0.07749 80 47 24 9
200 I have a Wall Climbing degree from Trump University. 1.5250 0.08339 80 50 18 12
201 It's okay, there's a green screen. 1.5250 0.07749 80 47 24 9
202 Will you please stop telling me to get a grip! 1.5244 0.07609 82 48 25 9
203 I'm climbing the economic ladder. It's only visible to the 1%. 1.5200 0.08353 75 46 19 10
204 Climbing? There's nothing to it! 1.5200 0.08134 75 45 21 9
205 Anyone can mime being in a box. 1.5200 0.08566 75 47 17 11
206 It's just mind over anti-matter. 1.5195 0.07975 77 46 22 9
207 Well, it appears that I was wrong, and, yes, I would like a ladder. 1.5190 0.07614 79 46 25 8
208 How the fuck do I get out of the New Yorker? 1.5190 0.08614 79 51 15 13
209 Trump built it and the Mexicans paid for it. 1.5190 0.08800 79 52 13 14
210 I'm more worried about coming down. 1.5190 0.08029 79 48 21 10
211 I'm drawing attention to vanishing glaciers. 1.5190 0.08228 79 49 19 11
212 Trust me, it's harder than it looks. 1.5190 0.07824 79 47 23 9
213 I'm going up to meet my imaginary friend. 1.5185 0.07680 81 48 24 9
214 Before you climb a mountain, you have to imagine yourself climbing the mountain. 1.5185 0.08072 81 50 20 11
215 Because it wasn't there - that's why. 1.5185 0.08446 81 52 16 13
216 It's the coming down that's really tricky. 1.5176 0.07024 85 48 30 7
217 Stop saying "get a grip." 1.5132 0.08055 76 46 21 9
218 My sherpa's name? "Harvey." Why? 1.5132 0.08270 76 47 19 10
219 It's called a rock miming wall. 1.5132 0.08055 76 46 21 9
220 Just inspecting the Emperor's new wall. 1.5132 0.08480 76 48 17 11
221 Why did I climb it? Because it's not there. 1.5128 0.08311 78 49 18 11
222 Listen, pal, anybody can climb mountains because they're there... 1.5128 0.08311 78 49 18 11
223 Quick. Someone draw a rope. 1.5128 0.08108 78 48 20 10
224 This is hard enough without you staring at me, sir. 1.5128 0.07900 78 47 22 9
225 Why? Well, because it's not there ... 1.5128 0.07687 78 46 24 8
226 It's called suspended disbelief... 1.5125 0.07333 80 46 27 7
227 The secret is to not look down...or up, or out, or sideways. 1.5125 0.07546 80 47 25 8
228 I didn't think the glacier would recede so quickly. 1.5075 0.08605 67 41 18 8
229 Glaciers disappear so quickly these days. 1.5068 0.07586 73 42 25 6
230 Yes. I am wearing Virtual Realty Googles, why do you ask? 1.5068 0.08304 73 45 19 9
231 I learned climbing from Marcel Marceau. 1.5068 0.08304 73 45 19 9
232 Quick -- someone get this guy some more ink! 1.5068 0.08072 73 44 21 8
233 I'm off to find the Cloud. 1.5067 0.08355 75 47 18 10
234 I'm uploading to the cloud. 1.5067 0.08137 75 46 20 9
235 This is actually a lot harder than it looks. 1.5067 0.06677 75 40 32 3
236 It's 90 percent mental 1.5067 0.07443 75 43 26 6
237 Quick, draw me some rocks! 1.5067 0.07681 75 44 24 7
238 And I'm burning 55 virtual calories 1.5065 0.07069 77 43 29 5
239 These Air Jordans are amazing 1.5065 0.08395 77 49 17 11
240 It's all about having the right shoes. 1.5065 0.07537 77 45 25 7
241 Hey Buddy, do me a favor. Grab a pencil and draw me a ladder! 1.5065 0.08793 77 51 13 13
242 That settles it, no more Ambien for me. 1.5065 0.07537 77 45 25 7
243 I'm going to wake up in a minute, can you call an ambulance please? 1.5065 0.08395 77 49 17 11
244 I'm losing my grip on reality! 1.5065 0.07761 77 46 23 8
245 I'm free climbing. 1.5065 0.07307 77 44 27 6
246 I'm getting nowhere. 1.5065 0.07069 77 43 29 5
247 I believe in 100% transparency. 1.5063 0.07400 79 46 26 7
248 The trick is not to look down. 1.5063 0.07400 79 46 26 7
249 Why climb it? Because it's not there. 1.5063 0.08231 79 50 18 11
250 It's called "extreme pantomime." 1.5060 0.07545 83 50 24 9
251 Um...You are going to need to show me the ropes. 1.5000 0.07375 76 44 26 6
252 Why? Because it's air. 1.5000 0.07902 78 48 21 9
253 The secret is not looking down. 1.5000 0.08442 74 47 17 10
254 I'll be okay as soon as I find the rest of the cartoon. 1.5000 0.08481 76 49 16 11
255 Let's see Marcelle Marceau do this! 1.5000 0.07688 78 47 23 8
256 It's hard to climb in white out conditions. 1.5000 0.08481 76 49 16 11
257 Gravity is just a social construct. 1.5000 0.08057 76 47 20 9
258 Ok, now draw me a ladder 1.5000 0.07008 78 44 29 5
259 The thing about being a cartoon is that you won't fall unless you look down. 1.5000 0.08272 76 48 18 10
260 Imagine harder. 1.5000 0.08220 74 46 19 9
261 I do it because it's not there. 1.5000 0.08220 74 46 19 9
262 It's a virtual wall. 1.5000 0.08220 74 46 19 9
263 It's getting back down that's the tricky part. 1.5000 0.08057 76 47 20 9
264 Draw me a wall! Quick! 1.5000 0.07133 76 43 28 5
265 I was valedictorian of my mime class. 1.5000 0.08846 72 47 14 11
266 So you climbed THIS one because it WASN'T there? 1.4937 0.08231 79 51 17 11
267 Mexico wouldn't pay for it. 1.4937 0.08031 79 50 19 10
268 I've told you! Because it isn't there! 1.4937 0.08231 79 51 17 11
269 Tell the guy who's drawing the mountain to hurry up. 1.4937 0.08426 79 52 15 12
270 I used to play air guitar. 1.4935 0.08189 77 49 18 10
271 It's the latest in fitness -- air conditioning. 1.4935 0.08395 77 50 16 11
272 I'm uploading files to the cloud. 1.4935 0.08793 77 52 12 13
273 Before I was a rock climber I was a mime. 1.4935 0.07978 77 48 20 9
274 I can't tell if you're high or I am. 1.4933 0.08355 75 48 17 10
275 I swear there's a Pokemon up here. 1.4933 0.08137 75 47 19 9
276 Sometimes I find it difficult to get a grip! 1.4933 0.08137 75 47 19 9
277 You'll see it when you believe it. 1.4933 0.08137 75 47 19 9
278 I'm taking a virtual climbing class. 1.4932 0.08530 73 47 16 10
279 The last thing I remember was volunteering to be hypnotised. 1.4932 0.08530 73 47 16 10
280 Because it is virtually there. 1.4932 0.07833 73 44 22 7
281 Now is NOT the time to tell me it's all in my head doc. 1.4932 0.08530 73 47 16 10
282 It's a lot easier coming down 1.4932 0.07833 73 44 22 7
283 I'm gonna be the first man to climb Mt. Neverest. 1.4932 0.08304 73 46 18 9
284 Getting down is the hard part. 1.4932 0.08304 73 46 18 9
285 Quick! Tell Sipress to draw a rope! 1.4930 0.08481 71 45 17 9
286 If you climb it, it will come. 1.4930 0.07992 71 43 21 7
287 I just don't seem to be getting much traction. 1.4930 0.08481 71 45 17 9
288 I'm climbing the Trump wall. Nothing but hot air and bluster. 1.4875 0.08151 80 52 17 11
289 The stock market does it. Why shouldn't I? 1.4872 0.08509 78 52 14 12
290 Because I thought it was there. 1.4868 0.08480 76 50 15 11
291 I'm drawn to scale. 1.4868 0.08270 76 49 17 10
292 First it was imaginary friends. Now it's walls 1.4868 0.08480 76 50 15 11
293 Well, that glacier retreated rather quickly! 1.4868 0.07373 76 45 25 6
294 Einstein was right! Imagination is more important than knowledge. 1.4868 0.07131 76 44 27 5
295 Don't worry, I'm not one of those fools who climb a mountain 'because it's there.' 1.4868 0.08055 76 48 19 9
296 It's the Emperor's new climbing wall. 1.4865 0.07990 74 46 20 8
297 Because it's there somewhere, dammit. 1.4865 0.07512 74 44 24 6
298 Why? I climb it because it's air. 1.4865 0.08218 74 47 18 9
299 I got tired of air guitar. 1.4865 0.08441 74 48 16 10
300 Hurry, put the green screen back. 1.4865 0.08218 74 47 18 9
301 Because it's not there... Of course! 1.4861 0.07910 72 44 21 7
302 I'd rather climb it because it is not there. 1.4861 0.08620 72 47 15 10
303 Why do I climb? Because it's not there. 1.4861 0.08620 72 47 15 10
304 I'm really just a social climber. 1.4861 0.08154 72 45 19 8
305 Don't just stand there, toss me a pen! 1.4861 0.08620 72 47 15 10
306 Because it isn't there. Duh. 1.4861 0.07910 72 44 21 7
307 Miming has become more extreme over the years 1.4861 0.07659 72 43 23 6
308 Extreme miming isn't for everyone. 1.4861 0.07659 72 43 23 6
309 And you say I'm going nowhere in life 1.4857 0.08571 70 45 16 9
310 Would you mind tipping up that line, say sixty degrees? 1.4857 0.07813 70 42 22 6
311 Mimes can have hobbies too. 1.4857 0.08571 70 45 16 9
312 Oh, you could climb this for sure. There's really nothing to it. 1.4853 0.08509 68 43 17 8
313 MAN these glaciers are melting faster than ever! 1.4810 0.07398 79 48 24 7
314 Sorry you missed the Rapture, good luck in the Tribulation. 1.4805 0.07975 77 49 19 9
315 Not to worry, these are my new Air Jordans! 1.4805 0.07066 77 45 27 5
316 I'm leaving this cartoon and will send help. 1.4805 0.07066 77 45 27 5
317 My chute didn't open. But so far so good. 1.4800 0.08134 75 48 18 9
318 The glacier was here a moment ago... 1.4800 0.08134 75 48 18 9
319 I found it was just easier without the mountain. 1.4795 0.08301 73 47 17 9
320 And what is the basis for the doping allegations? 1.4795 0.08301 73 47 17 9
321 Deluding myself. How? 1.4795 0.07327 73 43 25 5
322 It's tough being a mountaineer in Ohio 1.4795 0.08301 73 47 17 9
323 It's the fourth wall. Different rules apply. 1.4795 0.07829 73 45 21 7
324 Air guitar was so 1980's 1.4795 0.08748 73 49 13 11
325 Trump University's mountaineering course. 1.4795 0.08069 73 46 19 8
326 Tell my analyst I've started without him. 1.4795 0.08069 73 46 19 8
327 You ask 'why'? Because it's air. 1.4795 0.08527 73 48 15 10
328 Obviously, I have more imagination than you. 1.4795 0.08069 73 46 19 8
329 Can you draw a ladder? 1.4795 0.08301 73 47 17 9
330 Wait, golden parachute is a metaphor? 1.4795 0.07829 73 45 21 7
331 Yea, this is the easy part. It's always the ceiling that presents the problem. 1.4795 0.08301 73 47 17 9
332 Luckily the air is thick with tension. 1.4795 0.08301 73 47 17 9
333 Invisible ink, that's how. 1.4795 0.07829 73 45 21 7
334 I come from a long line of rock-mimers. 1.4789 0.07989 71 44 20 7
335 Don't worry there's an invisible net beneath me. 1.4789 0.07733 71 43 22 6
336 I'm practicing my "Mime over Matter" climbing skills...... 1.4789 0.07733 71 43 22 6
337 My psychologist told me to “visualize my goal,” and so far it’s working pretty well. 1.4789 0.07468 71 42 24 5
338 How do you know when you reach the top? 1.4789 0.08477 71 46 16 9
339 Quick! Draw me a ledge. 1.4783 0.07891 69 42 21 6
340 I just hope there's no glass ceiling. 1.4783 0.08664 69 45 15 9
341 If you climb a wall, and there is no wall there, have you climbed a wall at all? 1.4750 0.07329 80 49 24 7
342 I climbed it because it was not there. 1.4744 0.07896 78 50 19 9
343 It's an app that lets you climb mountains anywhere. 1.4737 0.08051 76 49 18 9
344 Don't just stand there... go get that kid with the purple crayon! 1.4730 0.08653 74 50 13 11
345 This virtual reality helmet is amazing ... 1.4730 0.07985 74 47 19 8
346 Don't ask me. It was the damned cartoonist who came up with the idea. 1.4722 0.08615 72 48 14 10
347 Why do men climb nothing? Because it's not there. 1.4722 0.08385 72 47 16 9
348 I like it because it's a non contact sport. 1.4722 0.07905 72 45 20 7
349 The scariest thing about air rock climbing is that you can't see the loose ones! 1.4722 0.07905 72 45 20 7
350 If you think this is weird, wait to see what I bring back. 1.4722 0.08149 72 46 18 8
351 This one's a real cliffhanger. 1.4722 0.07654 72 44 22 6
352 I'd love to chat, but I have to be careful; my grip on reality is really quite tenuous. 1.4722 0.08385 72 47 16 9
353 The trick is to not over-think it 1.4722 0.06844 72 41 28 3
354 Air Jordans. 1.4714 0.07808 70 43 21 6
355 'I'm leaving, Leonard. I'm getting out of the cartoon business.' 1.4714 0.08566 70 46 15 9
356 Climbing outside the box. 1.4714 0.08321 70 45 17 8
357 I left my wallet back on the plane! 1.4714 0.08566 70 46 15 9
358 Hot air climbing is the best way to train for the conventions. 1.4714 0.08566 70 46 15 9
359 It's as easy as submitting a winning caption. 1.4714 0.08805 70 47 13 10
360 Started when I was a kid, with air guitar. 1.4714 0.08068 70 44 19 7
361 And Mexico paid for it! 1.4714 0.09037 70 48 11 11
362 A friend suggested I try an Air B and B 1.4714 0.08566 70 46 15 9
363 How will I know when I get there? 1.4706 0.08241 68 43 18 7
364 HELP! Get the cartoonist back. 1.4706 0.08757 68 45 14 9
365 He used the last of the ink on my caption. 1.4706 0.08503 68 44 16 8
366 I called Lyft instead of Uber. 1.4699 0.07341 83 52 23 8
367 If air guitar can be a thing, so can this. 1.4667 0.07672 75 47 21 7
368 This time it's because it's NOT there! 1.4667 0.08347 75 50 15 10
369 Let's see Marcel Marceau top this 1.4667 0.08347 75 50 15 10
370 Quick! Draw the ledge with the overhanging branch! 1.4658 0.08521 73 49 14 10
371 You'd have to see it to believe it. 1.4658 0.06780 73 42 28 3
372 I'm into Extreme Delusions. 1.4658 0.07576 73 45 22 6
373 Well this game of charades escalated quickly. 1.4658 0.07823 73 46 20 7
374 I find it more strenuous than playing air guitar. 1.4658 0.08295 73 48 16 9
375 Getting Down. That's the trick! 1.4648 0.08230 71 46 17 8
376 I signed up for rock climbing, but the rocks aren't here yet. 1.4648 0.08230 71 46 17 8
377 Believe me, this is a lot harder than rock climbing. 1.4638 0.08656 69 46 14 9
378 The tricky part is figuring out just where to start. 1.4638 0.07883 69 43 20 6
379 Everybody has summited everything, but nobody has summited nothing. 1.4638 0.07608 69 42 22 5
380 From what I understand, it was moved to Mohammed. 1.4638 0.07608 69 42 22 5
381 If I didn't know any better, I'd say this mountain's been moved. 1.4638 0.07323 69 41 24 4
382 Helium. More helium. 1.4638 0.07608 69 42 22 5
383 It's as realistic as Trump's. 1.4638 0.08149 69 44 18 7
384 The walk on water job was taken. 1.4627 0.08853 67 45 13 9
385 Don't just stand there, find me a Sherpa! 1.4627 0.09350 67 47 9 11
386 I still can't believe Mexico paid for this. 1.4627 0.08594 67 44 15 8
387 Can you re-check Google maps? 1.4615 0.07929 65 40 20 5
388 There he goes, making a mountain out of a no hill! 1.4615 0.08514 65 42 16 7
389 Did the Mexicans actually pay for this? 1.4605 0.08044 76 50 17 9
390 Nothing can stop me now... 1.4605 0.07361 76 47 23 6
391 If you can’t get three words from this, I want a different Charade partner. 1.4583 0.09051 72 51 9 12
392 What do you mean, you're not recording it? 1.4583 0.07896 72 46 19 7
393 "Hey Sipress, finish your damn cartoon. You're leaving me hanging here". 1.4583 0.07896 72 46 19 7
394 The descent is actually more difficult. 1.4583 0.07896 72 46 19 7
395 I've had it! I'll never do another New Yorker cartoon caption contest again. Never! 1.4576 0.10062 59 42 7 10
396 Cause of death: Mime climbing accident. 1.4571 0.08558 70 47 14 9
397 I have a poor grasp of virtual reality. 1.4571 0.08059 70 45 18 7
398 It's the one that he got Mexico to pay for. 1.4571 0.09029 70 49 10 11
399 I am hangin on to thin air. 1.4571 0.07528 70 43 22 5
400 To be honest, I'm not sure where I'm heading with this. 1.4571 0.07798 70 44 20 6
401 I'm stuck here until the cartoonist learns how to draw a rock face. 1.4571 0.07798 70 44 20 6
402 What part of "Off-the-Wall" don't you understand? 1.4571 0.08312 70 46 16 8
403 No mountain, all metaphor. 1.4571 0.08059 70 45 18 7
404 Your wife just called to remind you to take your meds. 1.4559 0.07679 68 42 21 5
405 I'm chasing a mime and he put up a wall. 1.4559 0.07679 68 42 21 5
406 These virtual reality lenses are amazing! 1.4559 0.08231 68 44 17 7
407 Obviously, I don't climb because it's there. 1.4531 0.09164 64 44 11 9
408 Practicing for my extreme-miming final exam. 1.4521 0.07565 73 46 21 6
409 Gotta tell ya, air guitar is easier. 1.4521 0.08053 73 48 17 8
410 You should see my air-guitar routine! 1.4521 0.08286 73 49 15 9
411 People who live in glass houses, shouldn't forget where the front door is located. 1.4512 0.07790 82 55 17 10
412 I just climb socially. 1.4507 0.08220 71 47 16 8
413 Of course you've never seen an invisible mountain before. IT'S INVISIBLE! 1.4507 0.07971 71 46 18 7
414 This is much steeper than I imagined. 1.4507 0.08461 71 48 14 9
415 I hate cartoonists. 1.4507 0.07449 71 44 22 5
416 "You've done it! You've overcome your imaginary fear of heights!' 1.4507 0.07714 71 45 20 6
417 Can you ask him to hurry up and draw the damned mountain! 1.4507 0.07971 71 46 18 7
418 Finding the stairway to heaven was more difficult than it looked. 1.4507 0.07971 71 46 18 7
419 Muhammad, relax! The mountain will be here any moment. 1.4500 0.08034 60 37 19 4
420 Your illustrator just up and quit, did he? 1.4500 0.08709 60 39 15 6
421 Quick - draw a line back to the ground 1.4493 0.08396 69 46 15 8
422 Nothing to see here, move along... 1.4493 0.08138 69 45 17 7
423 Existentially I'm halfway there! 1.4493 0.07872 69 44 19 6
424 The first few steps are the hardest. 1.4493 0.07872 69 44 19 6
425 Stop saying there's no mountain; do you want me to fall? 1.4493 0.08138 69 45 17 7
426 I DO work for a startup . . . how could you tell? 1.4493 0.08396 69 46 15 8
427 I went to the Marcel Marceau School of Rock Climbing. 1.4493 0.07012 69 41 25 3
428 When you think about who's running for president, what I am not doing is not all that crazy. 1.4493 0.08646 69 47 13 9
429 Mind over mountain 1.4493 0.07310 69 42 23 4
430 The real problem is how will I get down. 1.4493 0.07872 69 44 19 6
431 I know there's no 'there' there, but I'm climbing it anyway. 1.4493 0.08889 69 48 11 10
432 Tell them I chose to climb it because it was not there! 1.4493 0.08646 69 47 13 9
433 Gotta repair the glass ceiling 1.4478 0.08038 67 43 18 6
434 I'm climbing it just because it's not there. 1.4478 0.08582 67 45 14 8
435 Because it's there and it's not there, as Schrödinger would say. 1.4478 0.08038 67 43 18 6
436 Not only that, but the Mexicans paid for it. 1.4478 0.08038 67 43 18 6
437 If Trump can make it on thin air, then so can I! 1.4478 0.08038 67 43 18 6
438 I'm an Economist, so I just assumed a wall. 1.4478 0.08314 67 44 16 7
439 It's not pride that comes before a fall; it's an overactive imagination. 1.4478 0.08314 67 44 16 7
440 For some reason, I feel like I'm forgetting something. 1.4478 0.08314 67 44 16 7
441 Can you throw me that rope there? 1.4478 0.08841 67 46 12 9
442 Actually, the hardest part is finding the invisible Sherpas. 1.4474 0.07812 76 50 18 8
443 i'm half way where? 1.4462 0.07605 65 40 21 4
444 Transcendental mountain climbing? 1.4459 0.08418 74 51 13 10
445 I'm pretty sure it's the Ambien. 1.4444 0.07371 72 45 22 5
446 Don't wake me up. Don't wake me up. 1.4429 0.08546 70 48 13 9
447 I'm hoping visibility will be better at the top. 1.4429 0.07785 70 45 19 6
448 No, I've got this — I trained as a mime. 1.4429 0.07233 70 43 23 4
449 I realized my contract has an escape clause. 1.4429 0.07514 70 44 21 5
450 It's OK, I'm an economist, I just assume there's a mountain. 1.4429 0.07785 70 45 19 6
451 First there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is. 1.4429 0.08784 70 49 11 10
452 Extreme Miming 1.4429 0.07785 70 45 19 6
453 Virtual reality has come a long way. 1.4429 0.08300 70 47 15 8
454 Toss me that imaginary rope, would you? 1.4429 0.07514 70 44 21 5
455 Hey! Would you mind spotting? 1.4429 0.07233 70 43 23 4
456 Can you call the cartoonist? I need a line. 1.4412 0.08217 68 45 16 7
457 Yes, but look at me through your smartphone. 1.4412 0.07665 68 43 20 5
458 The rocks are in my head. 1.4412 0.08217 68 45 16 7
459 Why climb a mountain? Because it's not there. 1.4412 0.08217 68 45 16 7
460 "Fall ?"--"From what ?" ' 1.4412 0.07946 68 44 18 6
461 I thought the Stairway to Heaven would have steps! 1.4412 0.08983 68 48 10 10
462 I cling to my aspirations! 1.4412 0.08735 68 47 12 9
463 No, it’s not particularly hard—finding it was a bitch, though. 1.4412 0.07665 68 43 20 5
464 How will you know when you've reached the top? 1.4412 0.07946 68 44 18 6
465 It's not as easy as it looks, Frank. 1.4412 0.07946 68 44 18 6
466 I'm your cloud engineer! 1.4394 0.08116 66 43 17 6
467 There used to be a corporate ladder here...I think it's been outsourced. 1.4394 0.07823 66 42 19 5
468 I took classes online. 1.4394 0.07520 66 41 21 4
469 The secret is never look down. 1.4394 0.07823 66 42 19 5
470 It just takes practice and the right gear. 1.4394 0.07823 66 42 19 5
471 There IS a wall here, right? 1.4394 0.07823 66 42 19 5
472 It combines my two passions: climbing and minimalism. 1.4394 0.07823 66 42 19 5
473 I graduated from mime college summa cum laude. 1.4394 0.08671 66 45 13 8
474 Si Senor, just practicing in case Trump gets elected! 1.4394 0.08671 66 45 13 8
475 I call it mind over mortar! 1.4394 0.08671 66 45 13 8
476 Glass ceiling, here I come. 1.4394 0.07823 66 42 19 5
477 the only problem with climbing an imaginary mountain is, you never know when you've reached the top 1.4375 0.07992 64 41 18 5
478 Draw me a line, will ya? 1.4375 0.08590 64 43 14 7
479 Why? Because it is virtually there. 1.4366 0.08447 71 49 13 9
480 I'm neither between a rock nor a hard place. 1.4366 0.08206 71 48 15 8
481 I'm trying to overcome my fear of heights and open spaces at the same time. 1.4366 0.07700 71 46 19 6
482 My GPS say's there is a mountain here. So I'm climbing ! 1.4366 0.07957 71 47 17 7
483 Google Street View said said it was here! 1.4366 0.07957 71 47 17 7
484 What do you mean, "What mountain?" 1.4348 0.07856 69 45 18 6
485 Could I borrow a pen? 1.4348 0.07856 69 45 18 6
486 Enough with the 'Off the wall' comments! 1.4348 0.08123 69 46 16 7
487 ...And now I wish to speak to you about a matter of some gravity... 1.4348 0.07856 69 45 18 6
488 I left my air guitar up here somewhere. 1.4348 0.07856 69 45 18 6
489 It's coming down that's hard. 1.4348 0.07580 69 44 20 5
490 Please tell me my parachute is open. 1.4328 0.08298 67 45 15 7
491 I have an incredible imagination 1.4328 0.08021 67 44 17 6
492 It'll look better once I Photoshop a mountain in. 1.4328 0.08826 67 47 11 9
493 Marcel Marceau eat your heart out! 1.4328 0.07436 67 42 21 4
494 Conceptually, I am using revolutionary free climbing techniques. In reality, I am screwed. 1.4328 0.09079 67 48 9 10
495 Legal sent me. I'm off to find your glass ceiling. 1.4328 0.07734 67 43 19 5
496 See you on the other side. 1.4328 0.08298 67 45 15 7
497 Quick , Imagine a ladder 1.4328 0.07734 67 43 19 5
498 I have a pretty good idea where the cartoonist will draw the mountain. 1.4324 0.08182 74 51 14 9
499 Quick, Sipress, draw in a mountain. 1.4308 0.08483 65 44 14 7
500 Now will you admit that I'm the world's greatest mime? 1.4308 0.08483 65 44 14 7
501 I told him to draw the climbing wall first... 1.4308 0.07896 65 42 18 5
502 It's basically a philosophical exercise. 1.4308 0.07262 65 40 22 3
503 Tell David to draw the climbing wall, fast! 1.4308 0.08483 65 44 14 7
504 The trick is: Never Look Down 1.4308 0.07586 65 41 20 4
505 Because "Because it's there" is too easy. 1.4308 0.09032 65 46 10 9
506 The trick, Harold, is to remember that you are a cartoon drawing. 1.4308 0.08195 65 43 16 6
507 My TED Talk is about overcoming invisible roadblocks. What's yours? 1.4308 0.09032 65 46 10 9
508 I got this far on white privilege alone. 1.4308 0.08483 65 44 14 7
509 It's kind of a metaphor, but not really. 1.4308 0.08483 65 44 14 7
510 For the record, I no longer think safety lines are for sissies. 1.4306 0.07355 72 46 21 5
511 Google maps pinned it right here! 1.4286 0.08380 63 42 15 6
512 It's even harder because it isn't there. 1.4286 0.08530 70 49 12 9
513 It's called the Wall of Air. It's the only one they could get Mexico to pay for. 1.4286 0.07768 70 46 18 6
514 Yeah, but the threat isn't real either. 1.4286 0.08069 63 41 17 5
515 Reality hurts more on the way down. 1.4286 0.08680 63 43 13 7
516 "Green Screen" climbing will allow me to check off several peaks from my Bucket List. 1.4286 0.08970 63 44 11 8
517 Take a picture, take a picture! 1.4286 0.08680 63 43 13 7
518 I'm trying this new sport, mock climbing 1.4286 0.08030 70 47 16 7
519 No, the sky's your limit. 1.4265 0.07048 68 42 23 3
520 Sketch in a trampoline!! 1.4265 0.07646 68 44 19 5
521 It's OK, scenery is added in post-production. 1.4265 0.07928 68 45 17 6
522 I know it doesn't exist, that's why I'm climbing it. 1.4265 0.07928 68 45 17 6
523 Problem is knowing where the summit is. 1.4265 0.07353 68 43 21 4
524 The hardest mountains to climb are the ones in your head. 1.4265 0.07646 68 44 19 5
525 The spiked shoes were definitely a stupid idea. 1.4265 0.07353 68 43 21 4
526 Quick! Draw me a wall. 1.4265 0.07646 68 44 19 5
527 I'm practicing my exit from the Republican Convention 1.4265 0.08463 68 47 13 8
528 Ice climbing was a lot easier before global warming. 1.4265 0.08719 68 48 11 9
529 It's easy if you don't look down! 1.4262 0.08576 61 41 14 6
530 Nothing to see here. 1.4242 0.07498 66 42 20 4
531 That's why I'm wearing a helmet. 1.4242 0.07803 66 43 18 5
532 What do you mean "It's not there"? 1.4242 0.08379 66 45 14 7
533 I learned this in mime class. 1.4242 0.07803 66 43 18 5
534 Oh dear, I may have overestimated my skills as a mime! 1.4242 0.08096 66 44 16 6
535 Getting down is always the hard part. 1.4242 0.07803 66 43 18 5
536 The Emperor's New Wall 1.4219 0.08569 64 44 13 7
537 Excuse me - I've gotta catch some air! 1.4219 0.07970 64 42 17 5
538 My whole life, I see things others only imagine. 1.4219 0.08275 64 43 15 6
539 Just because you can't see the mountain does't mean it ain't there. 1.4219 0.07321 64 40 21 3
540 According to the Republican Party platform, there's still a glacier here. 1.4219 0.08569 64 44 13 7
541 I climb because it isn't there. 1.4219 0.07652 64 41 19 4
542 Shhh, I'm mountain miming... 1.4219 0.07321 64 40 21 3
543 Because it's there. Or not. I'm not really sure. 1.4219 0.08275 64 43 15 6
544 Must...make it...out of...the cartoon. 1.4219 0.07652 64 41 19 4
545 For me, looking up is just as frightening. 1.4219 0.08275 64 43 15 6
546 Please draw the building fast. 1.4203 0.07559 69 45 19 5
547 Harry, it's not the destination, it's the journey. 1.4203 0.06973 69 43 23 3
548 I was a climate change denier when I started up this glacier. 1.4203 0.06660 69 42 25 2
549 Quick! Draw in a building! I can't hold on much longer! 1.4203 0.07559 69 45 19 5
550 I can't tell if it is the LSD or the Virtual Reality kicking in. 1.4203 0.07272 69 44 21 4
551 It's okay, I'm just practicing. 1.4194 0.08146 62 41 16 5
552 Do you think you could throw me a pen? 1.4194 0.08146 62 41 16 5
553 You're right, this might be the densest humidity ever. 1.4194 0.08146 62 41 16 5
554 The Emperor's New Climb 1.4189 0.08165 74 52 13 9
555 Darn you Pokemon Go! 1.4182 0.08873 55 37 13 5
556 Come back! I was joking; he didn't win the election! 1.4179 0.08278 67 46 14 7
557 You may not see it, but my Pokemon Go app says there's a Pikachu at the summit. 1.4179 0.08000 67 45 16 6
558 You just visualize the wall. 1.4179 0.07413 67 43 20 4
559 The trick is don't look down. 1.4179 0.08546 67 47 12 8
560 Don't just stand there. Throw me that rope! 1.4179 0.08278 67 46 14 7
561 I know, I know! I should have pulled the cord sooner. 1.4179 0.07712 67 44 18 5
562 What happened to the green screen? 1.4179 0.07413 67 43 20 4
563 There really is a glass ceiling! 1.4179 0.07712 67 44 18 5
564 Tell me I'm not gifted Dad! 1.4179 0.08000 67 45 16 6
565 Of course you can't see it, it's a virtual climbing wall. 1.4179 0.08000 67 45 16 6
566 My therapist told me I needed to overcome the obstacles in my head. 1.4167 0.07850 72 49 16 7
567 There's a PokeStop up here somewhere. 1.4167 0.09295 60 43 9 8
568 The most challenging obstacles are those you can't see! 1.4167 0.08333 60 40 15 5
569 The mountains you can't see are always the hardest to climb. 1.4154 0.07561 65 42 19 4
570 I'm at the "then there is no mountain" stage. 1.4154 0.08462 65 45 13 7
571 I told you to be patient. Mexico will pay for the wall. 1.4154 0.09275 65 48 7 10
572 These new Nike Airs are really exceeding my expectations! 1.4154 0.07873 65 43 17 5
573 These days, it's just faster than flying. 1.4154 0.07873 65 43 17 5
574 Talk about moving mountains. 1.4154 0.08741 65 46 11 8
575 Because it's there. 1.4154 0.08173 65 44 15 6
576 At which point should the green screen start to work? 1.4154 0.07873 65 43 17 5
577 It's not nearly as hard as it looks--the trick is to visualize success. 1.4154 0.08741 65 46 11 8
578 It's called "Mountain-airing" 1.4154 0.07873 65 43 17 5
579 Harder than it looks! 1.4154 0.08173 65 44 15 6
580 It's extreme miming! 1.4154 0.07873 65 43 17 5
581 NASA's re-entry program required some budget cuts. 1.4154 0.08173 65 44 15 6
582 Hey! Can you draw me a ladder? 1.4154 0.08173 65 44 15 6
583 It's not a parachute, it's a change of underwear. 1.4154 0.07236 65 41 21 3
584 Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it's not there. 1.4154 0.07561 65 42 19 4
585 I love Quantum Physics! 1.4143 0.07747 70 47 17 6
586 No worries pal, the water will break my fall. 1.4127 0.08947 63 45 10 8
587 Never seen a mime climb a mountain? 1.4127 0.08043 63 42 16 5
588 I'm grasping at thin air, and quite successfully at that. 1.4127 0.08043 63 42 16 5
589 It's this new thing called the Trump Method; you just pull your next point 'outta thin air and climb as high as it'll take you. 1.4127 0.08356 63 43 14 6
590 Its all in the mind 1.4127 0.07379 63 40 20 3
591 Quick ! Tell Sipress to draw a ledge or a mountain, a ladder, stairs, anything. I can't hold on much longer. 1.4127 0.09229 63 46 8 9
592 Look Dad, no wall! 1.4127 0.08657 63 44 12 7
593 I took an online climbing course. 1.4127 0.07718 63 41 18 4
594 There's no there here. 1.4127 0.08356 63 43 14 6
595 I am the air apparent. 1.4127 0.08947 63 45 10 8
596 My airline started charging $25 for landing. 1.4127 0.08356 63 43 14 6
597 You asked me why and I tell you. "Because it's not there!" 1.4127 0.08356 63 43 14 6
598 Because there's no "there" there. 1.4127 0.08947 63 45 10 8
599 Sometimes believing is not seeing. 1.4118 0.07622 68 45 18 5
600 I'm doing it because it's not here. 1.4118 0.08698 68 49 10 9
601 I’m climbing the Fourth Wall. 1.4098 0.08864 61 43 11 7
602 will ya hurry up and finish the damn cartoon! 1.4098 0.09167 61 44 9 8
603 I always feel like I'm missing something... 1.4098 0.08224 61 41 15 5
604 "The hard part is getting past this imaginary mountain goat". 1.4098 0.07885 61 40 17 4
605 Is the green screen on? 1.4098 0.08864 61 43 11 7
606 I simply outgrew 'air guitar'. 1.4098 0.08864 61 43 11 7
607 I started with an invisible molehill. 1.4098 0.08550 61 42 13 6
608 I'm training for the mime world championships. 1.4091 0.07778 66 44 17 5
609 Why do I climb mountains? Because they're not there. 1.4091 0.07778 66 44 17 5
610 This is harder than it looks. 1.4091 0.07778 66 44 17 5
611 On second thought, air guitar was safer. 1.4091 0.08072 66 45 15 6
612 Extreme pantomime! 1.4091 0.08072 66 45 15 6
613 I'm dreaming the impossible dream. 1.4091 0.07472 66 43 19 4
614 Can you please move that line up and draw in a damn cliff? 1.4091 0.08356 66 46 13 7
615 I am looking for an AirB&B! 1.4091 0.08072 66 45 15 6
616 It's a lot harder than it looks. 1.4091 0.08356 66 46 13 7
617 Whatever you do, don't look down. 1.4091 0.07778 66 44 17 5
618 Would you please turn the blue screen back on! 1.4091 0.07778 66 44 17 5
619 Check it out, Mexico finally agreed to pay for it! 1.4074 0.08573 54 36 14 4
620 My imagination is getting away with me. 1.4062 0.07943 64 43 16 5
621 I'm higher than I thought. 1.4062 0.08249 64 44 14 6
622 I'm climbing this mountain because it isn't there. 1.4062 0.07624 64 42 18 4
623 Look, Dad, no mountain! 1.4062 0.08545 64 45 12 7
624 Send for help if I'm not back in... You know what? Just send for help now. 1.4062 0.08249 64 44 14 6
625 I studied with Marcel Marceau. 1.4062 0.07624 64 42 18 4
626 Relax, I'm just rescuing Shrodinger's cat. 1.4062 0.07624 64 42 18 4
627 Somebody call my support group! 1.4062 0.07624 64 42 18 4
628 I'm climbing this one because it ISN'T there. 1.4062 0.07943 64 43 16 5
629 Can you lend me a pen? 1.4062 0.08545 64 45 12 7
630 Now do you believe the glaciers are disappearing? 1.4062 0.07624 64 42 18 4
631 Don't just stand there- toss me that rope! 1.4062 0.08545 64 45 12 7
632 Wilbur was having second thoughts about this whole "parachuting thing", as he tried to get back into the plane. 1.4062 0.08249 64 44 14 6
633 Help! I'm clinging to false hope. 1.4062 0.07624 64 42 18 4
634 It's called virtual climbing. 1.4062 0.07943 64 43 16 5
635 Shouldn't he have drawn the mountain first? 1.4062 0.07292 64 41 20 3
636 You're so literal. 1.4062 0.08545 64 45 12 7
637 I'm a graduate of the School of Extreme Miming 1.4062 0.08545 64 45 12 7
638 I'm doing more with less! 1.4062 0.07624 64 42 18 4
639 Don't say it! I'm almost there. 1.4062 0.07292 64 41 20 3
640 Sipress drew me first. He'll fill in the mountain when he gets back from lunch. 1.4058 0.07535 69 46 18 5
641 I knew I shouldn't have downloaded that Pokemon Go app! 1.4058 0.07812 69 47 16 6
642 Don't be such a pessimist. 1.4038 0.08796 52 35 13 4
643 Aren’t you the one who said, ‘If you can dream it, you can do it’? 1.4035 0.07860 57 37 17 3
644 Don't worry, I'll be back yesterday. 1.4035 0.08976 57 40 11 6
645 Could you pass me my imaginary rope? 1.4032 0.07437 62 40 19 3
646 Quite a tricky ascent in Wite-Out conditions. 1.4032 0.08744 62 44 11 7
647 Notice the absence of any carbon footprint? 1.4032 0.08117 62 42 15 5
648 The company switched to a virtual corporate ladder. 1.4032 0.07785 62 41 17 4
649 Help! I've lost touch with reality! 1.4032 0.08117 62 42 15 5
650 I guess the mountain finally went to Mohammed... 1.4032 0.07437 62 40 19 3
651 One must always exercise caution when climbing in a white-out! 1.4032 0.08437 62 43 13 6
652 I'll be back in the fall. 1.4032 0.07785 62 41 17 4
653 You might want to move 1.4032 0.07785 62 41 17 4
654 I'm going to call it Space Mountain! 1.4030 0.07974 67 46 15 6
655 So you still think mime is the lowest form of humor. 1.4030 0.08253 67 47 13 7
656 . . . theory. Gravity is just a . . . 1.4030 0.07385 67 44 19 4
657 We'll fill it in later with CGI 1.4000 0.07206 65 42 20 3
658 You might want to add it to the list of side effects. 1.4000 0.08302 60 41 14 5
659 I'm looking for Pokemon. 1.4000 0.08145 65 45 14 6
660 I have to get off this helium diet. 1.4000 0.07532 65 43 18 4
661 Why must you always say I'm going nowhere? 1.4000 0.07845 65 44 16 5
662 I dunno--first there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is. 1.4000 0.08145 65 45 14 6
663 Frank, you're driving me up the wall! 1.4000 0.07955 60 40 16 4
664 It's all mind over Matterhorn. 1.4000 0.07845 65 44 16 5
665 Sure, I may be delusional, but you have to admit, I'm a damn good climber! 1.4000 0.07206 65 42 20 3
666 There's nothing to see here, move along. 1.4000 0.08716 65 47 10 8
667 Keep your gravity, I'm out of here. 1.4000 0.08957 60 43 10 7
668 WHAT CORD DO I PULL????!!!! WHAT CORD DO I PULL????!!!! WHAT CORD DO I PULL????!!!! 1.4000 0.08636 60 42 12 6
669 In case he wins, I'm practicing my escape over his imaginary wall. 1.4000 0.08145 65 45 14 6
670 Surprisingly, Trump's wall is easy to climb. 1.4000 0.08302 60 41 14 5
671 Without the cleats this is impossible. 1.4000 0.07845 65 44 16 5
672 Back in my day, we actually had to climb something 1.4000 0.08435 65 46 12 7
673 "I'm an extreme social climber". 1.4000 0.07532 65 43 18 4
674 For God's sake, Sipress -- Draw something! 1.4000 0.08241 70 50 12 8
675 I forgot whether I was going up or down. 1.4000 0.07722 70 48 16 6
676 "It's called virtual non-reality". 1.4000 0.08145 65 45 14 6
677 Heck, for all I know I'm spelunking. 1.3971 0.07878 68 47 15 6
678 will you please draw in the damn mountain 1.3968 0.08920 63 46 9 8
679 Frankly, climbing Trump's wall is just as realistic as building it! 1.3968 0.08013 63 43 15 5
680 I should have taken that golden parachute! 1.3968 0.08326 63 44 13 6
681 There he goes with another one of his off-the-wall stunts... 1.3968 0.08326 63 44 13 6
682 This is the last time I accept a ride from Wonder Woman! 1.3968 0.08326 63 44 13 6
683 Wow! Those glaciers sure are melting fast. 1.3968 0.08920 63 46 9 8
684 Quick, build a wall, and don't worry about who's going to pay for it. 1.3968 0.08920 63 46 9 8
685 Why did you want to climb it? Because it isn't there 1.3968 0.08326 63 44 13 6
686 Don't ask! 1.3968 0.08326 63 44 13 6
687 I just knew I was forgetting something - gravity ! 1.3968 0.07687 63 42 17 4
688 Well, until the cartoonist gets back, I'm both falling and climbing. 1.3968 0.08013 63 43 15 5
689 Did you say, "Because it isn't there?" 1.3968 0.07346 63 41 19 3
690 Was I going up or down? 1.3968 0.08013 63 43 15 5
691 Eat my shorts, Marcel Marceau! 1.3968 0.08326 63 44 13 6
692 I really am rethinking the safety of "Marcel Marceau's Rock Climbing Course" 1.3968 0.08013 63 43 15 5
693 Some of us climb because it *isn't* there. 1.3968 0.08013 63 43 15 5
694 I'm climbing this mountain because it's NOT there! 1.3968 0.08013 63 43 15 5
695 Quick! Draw a mountain. 1.3968 0.08013 63 43 15 5
696 Don't say anything! I'm afraid of imaginary heights! 1.3966 0.08848 58 41 11 6
697 This would've been easier if the cartoonist knew how to draw a ladder. 1.3966 0.08499 58 40 13 5
698 I climb mountains because they're not there. 1.3966 0.08499 58 40 13 5
699 Why? Because it's NOT there. Take that, George Mallory. 1.3966 0.09183 58 42 9 7
700 It may look like nothing, but it's actually quite hard. 1.3966 0.07754 58 38 17 3
701 This is what happens when people do (underline "do") move mountains! 1.3966 0.08499 58 40 13 5
702 My life obstacles are imaginary, but they still must be conquered. 1.3939 0.08329 66 47 12 7
703 My climbing is literal, the rocks are figurative. 1.3939 0.07122 66 43 20 3
704 Can you pass me the imaginary ice axe please? 1.3939 0.07749 66 45 16 5
705 I am Embracing Nothingness. 1.3939 0.07442 66 44 18 4
706 Whiteout! 1.3939 0.08044 66 46 14 6
707 Which way to the glass ceiling? 1.3934 0.08518 61 43 12 6
708 Total whiteout on this mountain! 1.3934 0.07495 61 40 18 3
709 This really is the story of my life, climbing nowhere fast. 1.3934 0.07851 61 41 16 4
710 Please tell me the net is invisible too! 1.3934 0.08518 61 43 12 6
711 Quick! Build that wall! 1.3934 0.08518 61 43 12 6
712 It's one hundred percent mental! 1.3934 0.08518 61 43 12 6
713 What good is a golden parachute when there is no corporate ladder? 1.3934 0.08518 61 43 12 6
714 Air Everest. 1.3934 0.08518 61 43 12 6
715 I'm guessing by your expression that my invisibility cloak fell off again? 1.3934 0.07851 61 41 16 4
716 Hurry up! We've got to get out before they give us some terrible caption. 1.3934 0.08191 61 42 14 5
717 It's the stairs to my Airbnb. 1.3929 0.09763 56 42 6 8
718 this is by far the worst white out I've experienced 1.3922 0.07960 51 33 16 2
719 I'm afraid this dream isn't going to end well. 1.3906 0.08219 64 45 13 6
720 Houston, we have a problem. 1.3906 0.07591 64 43 17 4
721 Going up? I thought I was coming down. 1.3906 0.07911 64 44 15 5
722 Isaac Newton called it off 1.3906 0.08515 64 46 11 7
723 And you thought that Sisyphus had a tough climb! 1.3906 0.07911 64 44 15 5
724 If anyone is looking for me, I'll be at the top of the page on the 'New Yorker' logo. 1.3906 0.08219 64 45 13 6
725 I miss the corporate ladder. 1.3906 0.06538 64 40 23 1
726 Is this the wall Mexico paid for? 1.3906 0.08219 64 45 13 6
727 I've got to escape out of this New Yorker cartoon before some idiot writes an embarrassing caption. 1.3898 0.08722 59 42 11 6
728 If he's elected, this will be a handy skill. 1.3898 0.08024 59 40 15 4
729 On paper I'm halfway there. 1.3898 0.08381 59 41 13 5
730 I'm off to see my imaginary friend. 1.3898 0.08024 59 40 15 4
731 'Marcel Marceau said it couldn't be done.' 1.3898 0.08024 59 40 15 4
732 Where there's a will, there's a wall. 1.3881 0.07039 67 44 20 3
733 It's not about the destination. 1.3881 0.07655 67 46 16 5
734 Draw me some rocks. 1.3871 0.08083 62 43 14 5
735 I actually like this post-fact world. 1.3871 0.08713 62 45 10 7
736 I'm late for the summit meeting. 1.3871 0.08404 62 44 12 6
737 Are you sure this is the original Stairway To Heaven? 1.3871 0.08083 62 43 14 5
738 I'm climbing ironically. 1.3871 0.07400 62 41 18 3
739 Quick! Go find Sipress! 1.3871 0.07400 62 41 18 3
740 It's easier if you're high 1.3871 0.07749 62 42 16 4
741 Can one of us please wake up? 1.3871 0.08404 62 44 12 6
742 You have to make it look realistic. 1.3871 0.07749 62 42 16 4
743 Apparently, one of us is seeing things. 1.3871 0.07749 62 42 16 4
744 It's called self actualization. 1.3871 0.07749 62 42 16 4
745 I confess! I'm a social climber! 1.3871 0.08713 62 45 10 7
746 I'm testing the Emperor's new rock-climbing wall! 1.3871 0.08083 62 43 14 5
747 I knew this virtual reality thing would get out of hand 1.3871 0.07749 62 42 16 4
748 Gertrude Stein was wrong. 1.3871 0.07400 62 41 18 3
749 Did Mexico pay for this wall? 1.3871 0.08404 62 44 12 6
750 Damn these virtual reality glasses! 1.3871 0.08083 62 43 14 5
751 I think I can, I think I can, I think I can. 1.3871 0.08083 62 43 14 5
752 ...and I suppose you can't see the snow on top, either. 1.3871 0.08713 62 45 10 7
753 Because Tony Robbins says I can. 1.3871 0.07749 62 42 16 4
754 "I'm walking on sunshine". 1.3871 0.07400 62 41 18 3
755 It’s a larger than life representation of the Republican Party’s platform… 1.3871 0.08713 62 45 10 7
756 That's why it's called free climbing. 1.3871 0.07749 62 42 16 4
757 For God's sake, grab the rope! 1.3871 0.08713 62 45 10 7
758 Why limit yourself to climbing mountains just because they're 'there'? 1.3871 0.08404 62 44 12 6
759 The 3-D printer ran out of ink. 1.3871 0.08083 62 43 14 5
760 Why? Because it's... Oh. I see your point. 1.3871 0.08083 62 43 14 5
761 They took down the corporate ladder. 1.3871 0.08404 62 44 12 6
762 I am the poor man's spider man. 1.3871 0.07749 62 42 16 4
763 It's not the mountain. It's the climb. 1.3871 0.08404 62 44 12 6
764 You can come down now, the spider is dead. 1.3871 0.08713 62 45 10 7
765 What did I tell you about sneaking up behind me. 1.3871 0.08083 62 43 14 5
766 The mountain, the mountain, finish the drawing! 1.3871 0.08404 62 44 12 6
767 Hurry up and get me a sharpie! 1.3871 0.06647 62 39 22 1
768 I'm preparing for my escape should Trump build that wall. 1.3867 0.07326 75 52 17 6
769 Did he draw me going up? Or down? 1.3860 0.08582 57 40 12 5
770 Going downhill worries me more. 1.3860 0.08940 57 41 10 6
771 It's a Zen thing. 1.3860 0.08209 57 39 14 4
772 It's actually more dangerous on the way down. 1.3846 0.08405 65 47 11 7
773 Are you climbing the wall built by Mexico? 1.3846 0.09574 52 38 8 6
774 I'm naturally clingy, just ask my ex girlfriends. 1.3846 0.07170 65 43 19 3
775 I can see "the cloud" from here. 1.3846 0.07812 65 45 15 5
776 I got my start playing air guitar. 1.3846 0.07812 65 45 15 5
777 You say you booked it on Airbnb? 1.3846 0.08113 65 46 13 6
778 . . . and after I've done this I'll explain trickle-down economics. 1.3846 0.07812 65 45 15 5
779 Impressive, but I still can't stand mimes. 1.3846 0.08686 65 48 9 8
780 Definitely more difficult than it looks! 1.3846 0.07498 65 44 17 4
781 Well, I'm hoping for a epic mountainside or stunning glacier when the illustrator's back from lunch. 1.3833 0.07551 60 40 17 3
782 Just because you can't see my struggle, doesn't mean it's not real! 1.3833 0.08265 60 42 13 5
783 It is Trump's wall, stupid! 1.3833 0.09535 60 46 5 9
784 Quick! Photoshop me a mountainside! 1.3833 0.08265 60 42 13 5
785 Just erase the horizon line and you'll be right behind me. 1.3833 0.07167 60 39 19 2
786 Those damn beans. 1.3833 0.07551 60 40 17 3
787 Please, go away. This is a personal, private dream. 1.3833 0.07916 60 41 15 4
788 Hey Art, I can see your house from here! 1.3833 0.08600 60 43 11 6
789 I'm a contrarian. I climbed the mountain because it wasn't there. 1.3833 0.08600 60 43 11 6
790 Kansas-based mountaineers have to train somehow. 1.3833 0.08265 60 42 13 5
791 The view from the top is indescribable. 1.3833 0.07916 60 41 15 4
792 'Any Pokemons up there?' 1.3833 0.08265 60 42 13 5
793 What? You've never heard of free-climbing? 1.3833 0.07551 60 40 17 3
794 I'll go anywhere for free wifi. 1.3824 0.07563 68 47 16 5
795 As you can see, visualizing the rock is much harder than the climb 1.3824 0.10354 34 23 9 2
796 Get a grip? Really?? 1.3818 0.08405 55 38 13 4
797 Take a picture already - I can only defy the laws of physics for so long. 1.3810 0.07307 63 42 18 3
798 Damn this minimalist cartoonist! 1.3810 0.08292 63 45 12 6
799 Today's air quality: unhealthy for breathing, fantastic for climbing! 1.3810 0.08595 63 46 10 7
800 I can deal with a virtual fall. 1.3810 0.08292 63 45 12 6
801 Don't just stand there, get me a ladder! 1.3810 0.07977 63 44 14 5
802 They're the new Nike-Air Spikes." 1.3810 0.07650 63 43 16 4
803 I call it, 'Air Velcro!' 1.3810 0.07977 63 44 14 5
804 It's easier when you don't look down 1.3810 0.07977 63 44 14 5
805 Dad, you always said I should conquer the unseen. 1.3810 0.08595 63 46 10 7
806 I told you there was no there there. 1.3810 0.08292 63 45 12 6
807 Don't try this at home 1.3810 0.07307 63 42 18 3
808 Whiteout! Whiteout! 1.3810 0.07977 63 44 14 5
809 Don't look down. Or up. Or in front of you. 1.3810 0.07650 63 43 16 4
810 My therapist said I should face my fears. I'm scared of nothing. 1.3810 0.07650 63 43 16 4
811 Quick! Draw a climbing wall for me to hold onto! 1.3810 0.08292 63 45 12 6
812 It's art. I'm drawing a blank. 1.3810 0.07977 63 44 14 5
813 The top? I guess I haven't really thought this through. 1.3810 0.07650 63 43 16 4
814 It's the new corporate ladder. 1.3810 0.08292 63 45 12 6
815 I told you not to inhale on the first puff. 1.3793 0.08809 58 42 10 6
816 Are you high or am I? 1.3793 0.08809 58 42 10 6
817 This Pokémon Go thing is getting out of control. 1.3793 0.08093 58 40 14 4
818 I see minimalism is reaching new heights. 1.3793 0.08093 58 40 14 4
819 If done right, miming and rock climbing are surprisingly complimentary hobbies. 1.3793 0.09146 58 43 8 7
820 Muhammad, can't you wait for the mountain to come to you? 1.3793 0.08809 58 42 10 6
821 I'll need the ropes for this next section. 1.3793 0.09146 58 43 8 7
822 Just practicing for when it gets built. 1.3788 0.08573 66 49 9 8
823 My hypnotist says there's nothing to it. 1.3774 0.08615 53 37 12 4
824 Why, Mallory? Because it's NOT there. I needed a change. 1.3770 0.08153 61 43 13 5
825 It was just here a second ago. 1.3770 0.07453 61 41 17 3
826 I'm boldly going where no cartoon character has gone before! 1.3770 0.06679 61 39 21 1
827 Oh-oh, I think I have to go to the bathroom. 1.3770 0.08798 61 45 9 7
828 My wife thinks I have unrealistic goals. 1.3770 0.08153 61 43 13 5
829 It's a mental exercise 1.3770 0.07076 61 40 19 2
830 Some days I don't know whether I'm coming or going. 1.3770 0.07811 61 42 15 4
831 Why climb a mountain? Because it's there!!...Oh crap!! 1.3770 0.08153 61 43 13 5
832 And I didn't believe the salesman when he told me these spikes would grip *anything*. 1.3770 0.08481 61 44 11 6
833 From here on it gets chancy. 1.3770 0.08153 61 43 13 5
834 I hear that the descent is much more dicey. 1.3770 0.07811 61 42 15 4
835 Climbing the wall keeps me from 'climbing the wall.' 1.3770 0.07811 61 42 15 4
836 Easy, just don't look down. 1.3770 0.07453 61 41 17 3
837 It's very dangerous when he draws me first. 1.3770 0.07811 61 42 15 4
838 He hasn't drawn in the scene yet, but trust me, it's hilarious. 1.3770 0.07811 61 42 15 4
839 You've certainly taken Street Mime to a whole, new level 1.3770 0.08481 61 44 11 6
840 They told me just to hang in there. 1.3770 0.08153 61 43 13 5
841 It's uncharted. 1.3770 0.07076 61 40 19 2
842 I'm bypassing the corporate ladder. 1.3770 0.07453 61 41 17 3
843 SOME men climb mountains because they're there! 1.3770 0.08153 61 43 13 5
844 Never insult a sketch artist. 1.3770 0.08153 61 43 13 5
845 Tell me you didn't let your mother-in-law pack your parachute again? 1.3770 0.08153 61 43 13 5
846 I'm taking the miming game to new heights. 1.3770 0.07453 61 41 17 3
847 Yeah, and it all started with playing air guitar 1.3770 0.07811 61 42 15 4
848 The trick is convincing YOURSELF that there's a wall there. 1.3750 0.08665 56 40 11 5
849 If I can climb here, I can climb anywhere. 1.3750 0.07880 56 38 15 3
850 There's nothing left for me down there! 1.3750 0.08481 64 47 10 7
851 Marcel Marceau meets Sisyphus. 1.3750 0.07880 56 38 15 3
852 Hey, I can see my house from here! 1.3750 0.07553 64 44 16 4
853 I've lost my grip.... 1.3750 0.07553 64 44 16 4
854 I climb it because it's there. ...Except it isn't. 1.3750 0.07874 64 45 14 5
855 It's not as easy as it looks! 1.3750 0.07553 64 44 16 4
856 It's a journey not a destination. 1.3750 0.07553 64 44 16 4
857 They say the view from the top is worth the climb! 1.3750 0.08768 64 48 8 8
858 Bob said to fetch the expense report; it's in the cloud. 1.3750 0.07217 64 43 18 3
859 That's the best goddamn mime I've ever seen. 1.3750 0.09032 56 41 9 6
860 I'm checking into Airbnb. 1.3729 0.08339 59 42 12 5
861 Turns out Mexico paid for the wall to keep us out. 1.3729 0.08339 59 42 12 5
862 If Trump can build it, I can climb it. 1.3729 0.07981 59 41 14 4
863 Ever see any other mime do this? 1.3729 0.08339 59 42 12 5
864 It WAS a molehill! 1.3729 0.09013 59 44 8 7
865 Whatever that stuff was, it was really good! 1.3729 0.07981 59 41 14 4
866 I locked myself out of my apartment. 1.3729 0.08682 59 43 10 6
867 In Zen climbing, we call this The Sound of Two Hands Grasping. 1.3729 0.08339 59 42 12 5
868 I guess it really was a mole hill. 1.3729 0.08339 59 42 12 5
869 I'll never again encourage anybody to climb 'the proverbial ladder.' 1.3710 0.07357 62 42 17 3
870 I'm taking free climbing to the next level. 1.3710 0.07708 62 43 15 4
871 Don't worry about how I got up here. Just help get me down from here. 1.3710 0.07357 62 42 17 3
872 Hang on to your imagination 1.3710 0.07357 62 42 17 3
873 Don't stop imagining now! 1.3710 0.08366 62 45 11 6
874 Beginning mime is downstairs. 1.3710 0.08676 62 46 9 7
875 Up is the easy part. 1.3710 0.07708 62 43 15 4
876 I am taking my imagination to new heights. 1.3710 0.07357 62 42 17 3
877 I hate it when you tell me what I can and can't do. 1.3710 0.07708 62 43 15 4
878 I guess Mexico didn't want to pay for it. 1.3710 0.08366 62 45 11 6
879 You're walking on thin air buddy! 1.3704 0.09270 54 40 8 6
880 Trump's wall will look exactly like this. 1.3704 0.09639 54 41 6 7
881 My goal is to reach the executive floor without a corporate ladder. 1.3692 0.08369 65 48 10 7
882 You climb your mountain, I'll climb mine. 1.3692 0.08077 65 47 12 6
883 Bernie...it's over! 1.3684 0.09242 57 43 7 7
884 Nothing challenges me anymore. 1.3684 0.08162 57 40 13 4
885 it's all about the mountain in your mind 1.3684 0.08537 57 41 11 5
886 Krakauer presents: Out of Thick Air 1.3684 0.08896 57 42 9 6
887 Virtual corporations have ladders, too. 1.3684 0.08162 57 40 13 4
888 I'm proving that transparency is reachable. 1.3684 0.07768 57 39 15 3
889 Some see a wall. Me? I see an opportunity. 1.3684 0.07354 57 38 17 2
890 I call it "Mt. Neverest" 1.3684 0.07354 57 38 17 2
891 The real trick is not to look down, across, or up! 1.3684 0.09242 57 43 7 7
892 I told you this business is scalable 1.3684 0.08896 57 42 9 6
893 Your faith moved my mountain. 1.3684 0.07768 57 39 15 3
894 Now I'm literally losing my grip. 1.3684 0.08896 57 42 9 6
895 My analyst is big on visualization. 1.3684 0.07768 57 39 15 3
896 Looks like I was supposed to pull the ripcord at the count of 10, not 100. 1.3684 0.09242 57 43 7 7
897 This definitely beats a glass ceiling. 1.3684 0.08896 57 42 9 6
898 I'm wireless! 1.3684 0.08162 57 40 13 4
899 I've been up here for hours but I'm too afraid to let go because I'm not really sure what I'm holding onto! 1.3684 0.08537 57 41 11 5
900 I'm perfectly safe until I realize there is nothing there 1.3684 0.08896 57 42 9 6
901 Yes, thank you. I am aware of the inherent risk in climbing without a rope. 1.3684 0.07354 57 38 17 2
902 I've found the key is to not look down. 1.3667 0.07504 60 41 16 3
903 The hell with Mallory. I'm climbing it because it's NOT there. 1.3667 0.07504 60 41 16 3
904 Can you throw me a line? 1.3667 0.07504 60 41 16 3
905 Mallory climbed a mountain “because it’s there”. That's so last century. I climb because it isn't. 1.3667 0.08883 60 45 8 7
906 Hurry up, Sipress! Draw the damn mountain! 1.3667 0.07871 60 42 14 4
907 "It's the Emporer's new building". 1.3667 0.08222 60 43 12 5
908 She really did move mountains for me. 1.3667 0.08559 60 44 10 6
909 Quick Sam, draw me a mountain. 1.3667 0.08222 60 43 12 5
910 I'm feeling the gravity of this situation. 1.3667 0.07118 60 40 18 2
911 Quick! Draw another line! 1.3667 0.08559 60 44 10 6
912 Well maybe you too are just a figment of my imagination, so there! 1.3667 0.07504 60 41 16 3
913 Tell me when I get to the top. 1.3667 0.07871 60 42 14 4
914 Just trying to catch some air. 1.3667 0.08222 60 43 12 5
915 Sipress! Quick draw me a net! 1.3667 0.07504 60 41 16 3
916 This invisible ladder to nowhere will take me places no one can imagine. 1.3667 0.08559 60 44 10 6
917 I found cyberspace! 1.3667 0.08222 60 43 12 5
918 I decided to make my own way to the top. 1.3667 0.08222 60 43 12 5
919 I said Blank, not Blanc. They call it Mt. Blank. 1.3667 0.08222 60 43 12 5
920 Uh-oh. My existentialism is slipping. 1.3667 0.07871 60 42 14 4
921 This would be so much easier if the cartoonist had drawn the ladder. 1.3667 0.07871 60 42 14 4
922 How will I know when I've reached the top? 1.3667 0.07118 60 40 18 2
923 Because it's there, in a purely theoretical sense of course. 1.3667 0.08559 60 44 10 6
924 The corporate ladder has changed since my day. 1.3667 0.07871 60 42 14 4
925 I really can't talk right now. ... I'm practicing for my Advanced Miming class. 1.3667 0.07871 60 42 14 4
926 Walking on thin air was never enough! 1.3667 0.08559 60 44 10 6
927 It's a paradigm shift. I'm climbing out of the box. 1.3667 0.07871 60 42 14 4
928 If a man wants to build a wall, but no one wants to build it, is it still there? 1.3667 0.08559 60 44 10 6
929 To paraphrase George Mallory, ' Because it's not there.' 1.3667 0.08222 60 43 12 5
930 Think of it as: "Up Schitz Peak Without a Ladder". 1.3667 0.08559 60 44 10 6
931 He said he was going to draw a mountain. I probably should have gotten it in writing. 1.3667 0.07118 60 40 18 2
932 Amigo, I'm just practicing in case Trump gets elected. 1.3667 0.08559 60 44 10 6
933 It's about here that my fear of heights kicks in. 1.3667 0.08559 60 44 10 6
934 You just download the anti-gravity app... 1.3667 0.08222 60 43 12 5
935 Just 'cause it's not there doesn't mean I can't climb it. 1.3667 0.07504 60 41 16 3
936 I never could get a grip. 1.3667 0.07871 60 42 14 4
937 If you have a problem with it..draw in a mountain. 1.3667 0.07871 60 42 14 4
938 I don't know what she's talking about, there's no glass ceiling. 1.3667 0.08559 60 44 10 6
939 I feel like I'm getting nowhere. 1.3667 0.06709 60 39 20 1
940 Have you got a purple crayon? 1.3667 0.07871 60 42 14 4
941 Yes, I know it's a mountain of faith, the spikes and helmet are just in case. 1.3651 0.07607 63 44 15 4
942 First there is a mountain, then there is no mountain . . . 1.3651 0.07937 63 45 13 5
943 Don't worry - I'm a trained mime. 1.3651 0.07937 63 45 13 5
944 Well I climb because it's NOT there. 1.3651 0.07607 63 44 15 4
945 It's actually easier than it looks... 1.3651 0.07937 63 45 13 5
946 I think I've lost my grip! 1.3636 0.07941 55 38 14 3
947 Hurry up and draw a mountain. 1.3636 0.08748 55 40 10 5
948 Does it look like I've reached the peak? 1.3636 0.07941 55 38 14 3
949 I'm not quite feeling the 'team building' part. 1.3636 0.08354 55 39 12 4
950 So I said, 'to hell with the corporate ladder!' 1.3621 0.08412 58 42 11 5
951 I don't believe it melted so fast. 1.3621 0.08045 58 41 13 4
952 I climb because it's air. 1.3621 0.08045 58 41 13 4
953 Am I there yet? 1.3621 0.07660 58 40 15 3
954 Why do I climb? Because it's there...I think. 1.3621 0.08045 58 41 13 4
955 Sometimes I just make up my own obstacles. 1.3621 0.07660 58 40 15 3
956 I need the mountain drawn NOW! 1.3621 0.08412 58 42 11 5
957 I was lousy at air guitar, but climbing came naturally. 1.3621 0.08412 58 42 11 5
958 I can't do it if you're watching me 1.3621 0.08045 58 41 13 4
959 Hurry, Harold, draw a mountainside! 1.3621 0.08412 58 42 11 5
960 It was there a minute ago. 1.3621 0.06824 58 38 19 1
961 This is nothing. Next week I am going to fly an invisible plane. 1.3621 0.08045 58 41 13 4
962 Boy, the air is r-e-a-l-l-y thin up here! 1.3621 0.08045 58 41 13 4
963 Can someone hand me a pen ? 1.3621 0.07660 58 40 15 3
964 I wish I knew if this is a mountain or a mole hill. 1.3621 0.07660 58 40 15 3
965 It started as a mime routine, but now I can't get down. 1.3621 0.08412 58 42 11 5
966 I'm trying to redefine upwardly mobile. 1.3607 0.08109 61 44 12 5
967 My therapist said I needed to defy convention. 1.3607 0.07765 61 43 14 4
968 It works as long as you don't look down. . . 1.3607 0.07026 61 41 18 2
969 Mimes are trying to kill me! 1.3607 0.08439 61 45 10 6
970 They build a 15-foot high imaginary wall, I build a 16-foot high imaginary ladder. 1.3607 0.08439 61 45 10 6
971 But it was you and mom who always said: "Sky's the limit, Todd." 1.3607 0.08109 61 44 12 5
972 The scary thing is I'm doing it without a rope. 1.3607 0.07026 61 41 18 2
973 I'm going to climb this mountain whether it's there or not. 1.3607 0.07404 61 42 16 3
974 Just practicing. 1.3607 0.08109 61 44 12 5
975 You'll see. I make a fortune selling this stuff to Mexicans when Trump is president. 1.3607 0.07765 61 43 14 4
976 I'm from the French Alps where we do Extreme Miming. 1.3607 0.08109 61 44 12 5
977 Dad, you never really believed in me. 1.3607 0.07404 61 42 16 3
978 You're sleep-climbing again! 1.3607 0.08109 61 44 12 5
979 Who turned off the holographic projection of the mountain? 1.3607 0.07765 61 43 14 4
980 Don't worry you can see the wall if you look through your smartphone. 1.3585 0.09748 53 41 5 7
981 Hey buddy, toss me that invisible yellow rope over there, will ya? 1.3585 0.08559 53 38 11 4
982 I’m using my new app – it’s called Pokémon GoPro. 1.3571 0.08984 56 42 8 6
983 Is the election over yet? 1.3571 0.07398 56 38 16 2
984 It's more tactile than visual. 1.3571 0.07398 56 38 16 2
985 Can you grab the ladder for me? 1.3571 0.08984 56 42 8 6
986 My creative visualization is dissipating at an alarming rate. 1.3571 0.07398 56 38 16 2
987 Because it's there. I'm sure it's there. 1.3571 0.07825 56 39 14 3
988 My God, it's a mountain of Dark Matter. 1.3571 0.07825 56 39 14 3
989 I have faith. David will draw in the mountain before I get to the top. 1.3571 0.08984 56 42 8 6
990 The App said Pokemon is up here! 1.3571 0.08615 56 41 10 5
991 HELP! I'M LOSING MY GRIP! 1.3571 0.08984 56 42 8 6
992 Why not? Trump does it. 1.3571 0.08229 56 40 12 4
993 There's a lower risk of avalanche 1.3571 0.06945 56 37 18 1
994 Harold! You dropped your purple crayon! 1.3571 0.09679 56 44 4 8
995 You might be right, I think this is a bad idea 1.3571 0.08615 56 41 10 5
996 Mimes need a little adventure in their lives, too. 1.3571 0.08615 56 41 10 5
997 When a cartoonist draws a blank, I'm required to scale it. 1.3571 0.08615 56 41 10 5
998 I've been a mime for 30 years but this has never happened before... 1.3571 0.08984 56 42 8 6
999 Next time, I'm taking the path more often traveled! 1.3571 0.08229 56 40 12 4
1000 Because it's there, dummy. 1.3559 0.08291 59 43 11 5
1001 My mime classes are really paying off. 1.3559 0.08291 59 43 11 5
1002 I've decided to breath helium for this climb. 1.3559 0.07554 59 41 15 3
1003 I'M AN EXTREME MIME!!!! 1.3559 0.08637 59 44 9 6
1004 It hasn't caught on yet but I predict air climbing will be the new hover board. 1.3559 0.08291 59 43 11 5
1005 The helmet's for the glass ceiling 1.3559 0.07554 59 41 15 3
1006 This virtual climbing wall is great. Really boosts my virtual morale. 1.3559 0.07554 59 41 15 3
1007 Quick! Use your powers of imagination! 1.3559 0.08637 59 44 9 6
1008 Somebody took the Stairway to Heaven. 1.3559 0.08291 59 43 11 5
1009 Three mimes are trapped 200 yards from the summit. I'll be home when I'm home. 1.3559 0.07931 59 42 13 4
1010 I still think it's the medication. 1.3559 0.08291 59 43 11 5
1011 Stupid bucket list!!! 1.3559 0.07931 59 42 13 4
1012 There is a rare Pokemon hiding somewhere up this mountain. 1.3559 0.07931 59 42 13 4
1013 Please tell me you see this bean stalk too. 1.3559 0.08291 59 43 11 5
1014 Well, when they sold it to me they did say my climbing gear was for next to nothing. 1.3559 0.08291 59 43 11 5
1015 Nobel Prize here I come, I've finally got a grip on dark matter. 1.3559 0.09289 59 46 5 8
1016 Quick! The purple crayon! 1.3559 0.08637 59 44 9 6
1017 This is the first time I've tried this without a net 1.3559 0.07554 59 41 15 3
1018 this is a bad time to discuss the laws of gravity. 1.3559 0.07931 59 42 13 4
1019 There was an iceberg here. 1.3559 0.08291 59 43 11 5
1020 Ledges? I don't need no stinkin' ledges! 1.3559 0.07931 59 42 13 4
1021 It's not only beautiful, but Mexico's paying for it. 1.3559 0.08637 59 44 9 6
1022 Your blank stare isn't helping. 1.3559 0.08291 59 43 11 5
1023 I already climbed K2. Now I'm going for O2. 1.3559 0.07156 59 40 17 2
1024 Working towards my Masters in Mime... 1.3559 0.06736 59 39 19 1
1025 It finally happened, they outsourced the corporate ladder. 1.3559 0.07554 59 41 15 3
1026 Air guitar got boring. 1.3559 0.08291 59 43 11 5
1027 It's amazing what a helium backpack and some LSD can do for a person. 1.3559 0.08291 59 43 11 5
1028 Damn. Newton was right. 1.3559 0.07554 59 41 15 3
1029 For God's sake, throw a rope, a rope, dammit! 1.3559 0.07554 59 41 15 3
1030 Climbing is mostly a mental challenge. 1.3559 0.07931 59 42 13 4
1031 "When am I supposed to pull the ripcord? 1.3559 0.07931 59 42 13 4
1032 I'm almost to the top of Trump's Wall 1.3559 0.08291 59 43 11 5
1033 Quick, have the cartoonist draw a mountain here! 1.3559 0.08291 59 43 11 5
1034 Hoping the parachute opens about now. 1.3559 0.07554 59 41 15 3
1035 It's simply mind over Matterhorn. 1.3559 0.08291 59 43 11 5
1036 This is nothing compared to the glass ceiling. 1.3548 0.08634 62 47 8 7
1037 Led Zeppelin really had an effect on me. 1.3548 0.08634 62 47 8 7
1038 In preparation for November, I'm climbing an exact replica of the Trump wall 1.3548 0.08322 62 46 10 6
1039 I think I found Nowhere. 1.3548 0.08322 62 46 10 6
1040 I tell you there's no there there. 1.3548 0.07660 62 44 14 4
1041 I used to be a mime,now I'm into rock climbing. 1.3548 0.07307 62 43 16 3
1042 Nobody said climbing the corporate ladder would be easy! 1.3548 0.07998 62 45 12 5
1043 It's a blind summit. 1.3529 0.07486 68 49 14 5
1044 Creative use of white space is so overrated. 1.3529 0.07773 68 50 12 6
1045 Could have sworn it was right here! 1.3519 0.07072 54 36 17 1
1046 I climb mountains because they are there. It's finding them that's really hard. 1.3519 0.08425 54 39 11 4
1047 Call Sipress! Tell him I need a mountain, now! 1.3519 0.08000 54 38 13 3
1048 OK, but can you walk on water? 1.3519 0.08830 54 40 9 5
1049 It was here a second ago!!! 1.3519 0.08830 54 40 9 5
1050 What do you mean, didn't I forget something? 1.3519 0.08000 54 38 13 3
1051 i'm getting air sick... 1.3509 0.08108 57 41 12 4
1052 Hey! Cut it out. Put back the ladder. 1.3509 0.08108 57 41 12 4
1053 I just tell myself, don't look down. 1.3509 0.08108 57 41 12 4
1054 Escaping Reality only seems impossible until you try it... 1.3509 0.07712 57 40 14 3
1055 Call me when Trump has left office. 1.3509 0.08847 57 43 8 6
1056 The Emperor's New Mountain 1.3509 0.08108 57 41 12 4
1057 Don't just stand there. Find me a mountain! 1.3509 0.07294 57 39 16 2
1058 You know what they say, "Fake it til you make it." 1.3509 0.06851 57 38 18 1
1059 Virtual beanstalk, my ass. 1.3509 0.08108 57 41 12 4
1060 I couldn't afford virtual rock climbing. This is pretend rock climbing. 1.3509 0.08108 57 41 12 4
1061 The wall's the easy part. What you really have to look out for are those invisible Border Patrol agents. 1.3509 0.07712 57 40 14 3
1062 I can't remember: Am I supposed to be conceptual or surreal? 1.3509 0.08108 57 41 12 4
1063 This Pokemon Go thing is just getting weird. 1.3509 0.08108 57 41 12 4
1064 The cartoonist is on a break 1.3509 0.09194 57 44 6 7
1065 When I climb out of this page, it's not going to need a caption. 1.3509 0.09194 57 44 6 7
1066 Any fool can jump out of a plane. 1.3509 0.08485 57 42 10 5
1067 Don't tell me life isn't an illusion. 1.3509 0.07712 57 40 14 3
1068 The FAA limits me to no more than four hundred feet of altitude. 1.3509 0.08485 57 42 10 5
1069 Everyone forgets about the walls that support the glass ceiling 1.3509 0.07294 57 39 16 2
1070 If you have a pencil, would you mind drawing a mountain? 1.3509 0.07294 57 39 16 2
1071 Don't say anything. It will blow my imagination. 1.3509 0.08108 57 41 12 4
1072 Donald Trump College of Skydiving! I'm suing. 1.3509 0.08485 57 42 10 5
1073 Playing air guitar is a gateway activity 1.3509 0.08485 57 42 10 5
1074 the stairway to heaven is a mental thing 1.3509 0.07294 57 39 16 2
1075 This was hard enough before global warming. 1.3509 0.08485 57 42 10 5
1076 You'll never surmount Trump's ego." 1.3509 0.09194 57 44 6 7
1077 You are driving me up the... up the... you are driving me crazy! 1.3509 0.08108 57 41 12 4
1078 Harold forgot where he put his Purple Crayon. 1.3509 0.08485 57 42 10 5
1079 Don't worry about me, I'm a social climber. 1.3509 0.08485 57 42 10 5
1080 All right, then--NOT because it's there. 1.3509 0.08108 57 41 12 4
1081 I used to be a mime 1.3509 0.08847 57 43 8 6
1082 Not more impossible than what Trump has done. 1.3509 0.08847 57 43 8 6
1083 It's called visualizing 1.3509 0.08485 57 42 10 5
1084 This is it...I've found the stairway to Heaven! 1.3509 0.07712 57 40 14 3
1085 I'm trying to climb out of this cartoon 1.3509 0.08108 57 41 12 4
1086 If you help me get down, I'll tell you how I got up here. 1.3509 0.07712 57 40 14 3
1087 Lost WiFi...limited data...tell wife... 1.3509 0.08485 57 42 10 5
1088 Why, you ask? Because it's _not_ there! 1.3509 0.08847 57 43 8 6
1089 Even mimes are finding a way to work in the "Trump Wall" routine. 1.3500 0.08174 60 44 11 5
1090 I lost my grip on reality. What you're seeing is just an illusion. 1.3500 0.08512 60 45 9 6
1091 It's all right. I've got a golden parachute. 1.3500 0.07820 60 43 13 4
1092 I've decided to climb one that's NOT there this time. 1.3500 0.07061 60 41 17 2
1093 I'm training for the mime wall event. 1.3500 0.07820 60 43 13 4
1094 And my wife said extreme mime would never catch on! 1.3500 0.07450 60 42 15 3
1095 It's O.K.—I'm a gravity skeptic. 1.3500 0.08174 60 44 11 5
1096 Draw the damn wall, Sipress! 1.3500 0.08838 60 46 7 7
1097 It's called 'The Trump Technique." No one knows how it works. It just does. 1.3500 0.07450 60 42 15 3
1098 Minimalism can take you only so high. 1.3500 0.06649 60 40 19 1
1099 I bet you can't see the glass ceiling, either! 1.3500 0.08174 60 44 11 5
1100 I can't go higher! I've hit a mental wall. 1.3500 0.07820 60 43 13 4
1101 Thanks to you, he had to leave for more ink. 1.3500 0.09152 60 47 5 8
1102 Since we're cartoon characters I'd be happy to draw a ladder under you. 1.3500 0.08174 60 44 11 5
1103 Walls are just societal constructs. 1.3500 0.08174 60 44 11 5
1104 Yeah, well, how many Pokemon do you have? 1.3500 0.08174 60 44 11 5
1105 I asked for a wall, but he could only draw a blank! 1.3500 0.08174 60 44 11 5
1106 Wow! Global warming really happens fast! 1.3500 0.08838 60 46 7 7
1107 Sure there is no wall, but then again, there is no gravity. 1.3492 0.07890 63 46 12 5
1108 Of course it's virtual! 1.3492 0.07212 63 44 16 3
1109 When you fall, is it a "virtual" crash? 1.3492 0.07559 63 45 14 4
1110 At this altitude we're subject to extreme whiteout conditions. 1.3492 0.07559 63 45 14 4
1111 Next week I'll ford every stream. 1.3492 0.07559 63 45 14 4
1112 Some are a challenge to get to, but, these airbnb's are very reasonably priced. 1.3492 0.07559 63 45 14 4
1113 Then he said "abracadabra" and I've been stuck here ever since. 1.3492 0.06848 63 43 18 2
1114 The line at Everest has me climbing the walls. 1.3469 0.08527 49 35 11 3
1115 If a guy falls and there is no forest, can he still break his neck? 1.3462 0.08186 52 37 12 3
1116 I'm in training for the summer Olympics... Extreme Miming. 1.3462 0.08634 52 38 10 4
1117 At least the ice bucket challenge was over quickly. 1.3462 0.08634 52 38 10 4
1118 Get a grip 1.3455 0.08295 55 40 11 4
1119 I learned from watching cartoons that as long as you don't look down you won't fall. 1.3455 0.08295 55 40 11 4
1120 I'm vertically challenged. 1.3455 0.09071 55 42 7 6
1121 Do you know a good sherpa? 1.3455 0.08295 55 40 11 4
1122 I'm practicing to climb the corporate ladder 1.3455 0.07879 55 39 13 3
1123 Can you help me down? 1.3455 0.09071 55 42 7 6
1124 My kingdom for a purple crayon. 1.3455 0.09435 55 43 5 7
1125 tell Sipress to hurry back 1.3455 0.08295 55 40 11 4
1126 Virtual Mountaineering 1.3455 0.07879 55 39 13 3
1127 I've been after this Pokemon for days! 1.3455 0.08692 55 41 9 5
1128 Just in case Trump wins. 1.3455 0.08295 55 40 11 4
1129 Don't look down, don't look down, don't look down... 1.3455 0.08692 55 41 9 5
1130 I have no idea where the top is. 1.3455 0.07439 55 38 15 2
1131 Summiting "virtual" Everest is really the same thing, Dad. 1.3455 0.08295 55 40 11 4
1132 Just because you can't see it, doesn't mean it isn't there 1.3455 0.08295 55 40 11 4
1133 You had one job-bring R-O-P-E! 1.3455 0.07439 55 38 15 2
1134 Mount Blank practice. 1.3455 0.08295 55 40 11 4
1135 Anyone can climb Everest "because it's there." 1.3455 0.08295 55 40 11 4
1136 This global warming is quicker than I thought. 1.3455 0.09071 55 42 7 6
1137 I don't grasp what you're saying. 1.3455 0.07879 55 39 13 3
1138 Wheeeeenn dooooo I pullllll the ripcooooooooord? 1.3455 0.08295 55 40 11 4
1139 Wonder Woman knew the risks when she parked here. 1.3455 0.08692 55 41 9 5
1140 No, really, it's just a figment of your lack of imagination! 1.3455 0.06972 55 37 17 1
1141 What are you looking at? 1.3455 0.07879 55 39 13 3
1142 The glass ceiling's gone, but the wall still seems ok 1.3455 0.07879 55 39 13 3
1143 I'm fine as long as I don't look down 1.3455 0.07439 55 38 15 2
1144 Same thing I tell everybody...because it's there. 1.3455 0.07879 55 39 13 3
1145 And next year I'm climbing the Mexican border wall. 1.3455 0.09071 55 42 7 6
1146 I learned this from Marcel Marceau. 1.3448 0.07602 58 41 14 3
1147 The Sherpas have renamed this portion the "Trump Step." 1.3448 0.07990 58 42 12 4
1148 I never studied law! 1.3448 0.08360 58 43 10 5
1149 There's nothing up there. 1.3448 0.07193 58 40 16 2
1150 It's like air guitar only with mountains. 1.3448 0.07990 58 42 12 4
1151 A mime too far. 1.3448 0.08360 58 43 10 5
1152 I got tired of waiting for him to draw the mountain. 1.3448 0.07990 58 42 12 4
1153 Mime your own business. 1.3448 0.07602 58 41 14 3
1154 I will climb a great wall-- and nobody climbs walls better than me, believe me-- and I will climb it inexpensively. I will climb a great great wall... 1.3448 0.08714 58 44 8 6
1155 My therapist said I had to get over this wall 1.3448 0.07193 58 40 16 2
1156 Reckless lives matter. 1.3448 0.07602 58 41 14 3
1157 It's air climbing....kinda like air guitar. 1.3448 0.07602 58 41 14 3
1158 Practicing. If Trump wins, I'm heading to Mexico. 1.3448 0.08360 58 43 10 5
1159 I loaned Harold my purple crayon. 1.3448 0.09383 58 46 4 8
1160 I sure hope this is a cartoon. 1.3448 0.07990 58 42 12 4
1161 Because it's there? Where? 1.3448 0.08360 58 43 10 5
1162 Eat your heart out, Marcel Marceau. 1.3448 0.06759 58 39 18 1
1163 Well, you've heard of air guitar, right? 1.3448 0.07602 58 41 14 3
1164 Is there any gravity in this cartoon? 1.3448 0.08360 58 43 10 5
1165 You're even more annoying than a regular mime. 1.3448 0.07990 58 42 12 4
1166 %#*&% lazy cartoonist. 1.3448 0.08714 58 44 8 6
1167 As a Senator, the law of gravity doesn’t apply to me. 1.3448 0.08714 58 44 8 6
1168 Who's Wile Coyote? 1.3448 0.07990 58 42 12 4
1169 I thought you said 'less gravitas'! 1.3448 0.07193 58 40 16 2
1170 I know Trump makes empty promises, but this is ridiculous! 1.3448 0.08360 58 43 10 5
1171 I'm getting the hell out before November! 1.3448 0.07602 58 41 14 3
1172 I told you... I'm really good at playing charades. 1.3448 0.07990 58 42 12 4
1173 I just try not to visualize my obstacles. 1.3448 0.08360 58 43 10 5
1174 If you're looking for Stairway to Heaven, it's caught up in legal proceedings. 1.3448 0.08360 58 43 10 5
1175 'I'm just trying to get back to last weeks cartoon' 1.3448 0.07602 58 41 14 3
1176 If you really want to break the glass ceiling, you have to be willing to climb the glass walls. 1.3448 0.07193 58 40 16 2
1177 Quick, tell Sipress to draw a ladder! 1.3448 0.07990 58 42 12 4
1178 You're right. There's absolutely nothing funny about this situation. 1.3448 0.08714 58 44 8 6
1179 You'll be climbing the walls too, after you've been here awhile. 1.3448 0.06759 58 39 18 1
1180 Tell the cartoonist to get back here and finish drawing! I can't hold on forever! 1.3443 0.08059 61 45 11 5
1181 Do you want me to get Mr. Sipress back here to finish the drawing for you? 1.3443 0.08391 61 46 9 6
1182 The trick to waking up from this dream is timing! 1.3443 0.07712 61 44 13 4
1183 I am actualizing one of my loftier hypotheticals. 1.3443 0.07712 61 44 13 4
1184 I'll explain it all when I get there! 1.3443 0.08059 61 45 11 5
1185 Air climbing. Way better than ice! 1.3443 0.07350 61 43 15 3
1186 Can I get you a boulder or something? 1.3443 0.08391 61 46 9 6
1187 quick sipress, draw me a wall, a ladder, something 1.3443 0.06968 61 42 17 2
1188 Dad, it was time for me to find my own way. 1.3443 0.08059 61 45 11 5
1189 Is it too late to pull the cord? 1.3404 0.08204 47 33 12 2
1190 My cleat is stuck. 1.3400 0.07882 50 35 13 2
1191 I think I'm up a creek without a paddle. 1.3400 0.08857 50 37 9 4
1192 L.A.'s "Air You Can Climb" campaign proves marketing's genius. 1.3400 0.08857 50 37 9 4
1193 All the mountains that are there have already been climbed. 1.3396 0.07592 53 37 14 2
1194 This is a heck of a time for the artist to run out of ink. 1.3396 0.08056 53 38 12 3
1195 Because it is ... somewhere. 1.3396 0.09310 53 41 6 6
1196 Avalanche! 1.3396 0.07592 53 37 14 2
1197 It's like air guitar, but for rock climbers. 1.3396 0.08912 53 40 8 5
1198 Hurry and draw me a mountain. 1.3396 0.08495 53 39 10 4
1199 Practicing for the Trump wall. 1.3396 0.09310 53 41 6 6
1200 I've discovered Dark Matter. 1.3396 0.08056 53 38 12 3
1201 I'm applying cartoon rules of physics. 1.3396 0.07592 53 37 14 2
1202 My secret? I think about it every night and day. 1.3396 0.08056 53 38 12 3
1203 We're going to build it, he said. Believe me, he said. They'll pay for it, he said. 1.3393 0.07761 56 40 13 3
1204 Just keep going... You'll know it when you see it. 1.3393 0.08557 56 42 9 5
1205 The rocks are in your head. 1.3393 0.08169 56 41 11 4
1206 First it was air guitar....and now this!! 1.3393 0.07761 56 40 13 3
1207 Now do you believe carbon levels are rising? 1.3393 0.08169 56 41 11 4
1208 You see an obstacle. I see an opportunity. 1.3393 0.07331 56 39 15 2
1209 Help! I've risen and can't get down! 1.3393 0.08169 56 41 11 4
1210 Quick! Draw me a tree! 1.3393 0.08169 56 41 11 4
1211 Hey, who erased the rope? 1.3393 0.08557 56 42 9 5
1212 Believe me. We're gonna build a wall. It will be huge. Believe me. 1.3393 0.08929 56 43 7 6
1213 Trump won. I'm trying to get to Mexico. 1.3393 0.09285 56 44 5 7
1214 Let's wait with scheduling the next meeting - everything is still up in the air. 1.3393 0.07761 56 40 13 3
1215 The trick is mind over splatter. 1.3393 0.07331 56 39 15 2
1216 Not to worry - I'm Pokemon. 1.3393 0.08557 56 42 9 5
1217 I'm going to reach the text. Just you watch. 1.3393 0.08557 56 42 9 5
1218 I'm not just a social climber. 1.3393 0.08169 56 41 11 4
1219 I'm trying to rejoin the middle class. 1.3393 0.07331 56 39 15 2
1220 Summiting the iCloud was no longer just a dream! 1.3393 0.07331 56 39 15 2
1221 I beg to differ, Doc! Whatever this is, it is NOT running away from my problems! 1.3393 0.08557 56 42 9 5
1222 I let nothing stand in my way! 1.3393 0.08557 56 42 9 5
1223 The Guru at the top is against Materialism 1.3393 0.08169 56 41 11 4
1224 I'm practicing scaling imaginary walls just in case they elect Trump. 1.3393 0.07761 56 40 13 3
1225 This would be much easier if you drew a ladder for me. 1.3393 0.07331 56 39 15 2
1226 Don't worry I'm extreme miming. 1.3393 0.07761 56 40 13 3
1227 The cartoonist went on strike. 1.3393 0.08169 56 41 11 4
1228 Who paid for this wall? 1.3393 0.08169 56 41 11 4
1229 so far so good 1.3393 0.08169 56 41 11 4
1230 I'm trying to make it to The Winning Caption. 1.3393 0.09285 56 44 5 7
1231 It's actually the rappel down that's the hard part. 1.3393 0.08557 56 42 9 5
1232 It's called self-fulfillment. I imagine a cliff ...and then I climb it. 1.3393 0.07761 56 40 13 3
1233 You can't escape into thin air! 1.3393 0.07761 56 40 13 3
1234 Uhh...I'm getting a funny feeling my wife is right about my new sleep medication. 1.3393 0.07331 56 39 15 2
1235 Reality, virtual reality -- pretty much the same thing. 1.3393 0.07761 56 40 13 3
1236 Don't worry...Trump has gotten much higher on nothing. 1.3393 0.06874 56 38 17 1
1237 Can you help me spot the next foothold? I can't see it! 1.3393 0.07761 56 40 13 3
1238 Draw in the beanstalk! 1.3393 0.08169 56 41 11 4
1239 I'm determined to take mime to new heights. 1.3393 0.07761 56 40 13 3
1240 What ever you do, don't tell me the truth. 1.3393 0.08169 56 41 11 4
1241 I'm just hanging on here until you finish the cartoon." 1.3393 0.08169 56 41 11 4
1242 And you thought "nothing but air" was impressive in basketball. 1.3393 0.08929 56 43 7 6
1243 I think virtual reality has gone to far 1.3393 0.07761 56 40 13 3
1244 I'm hoping if I wait here long enough, someone will eventually draw the mountain. 1.3393 0.07331 56 39 15 2
1245 Harold, do you still have your purple crayon? 1.3390 0.08585 59 45 8 6
1246 Bernie was right-- the ladder of opportunity is disappearing! 1.3390 0.07494 59 42 14 3
1247 Because it's... oh, forget it. 1.3390 0.08237 59 44 10 5
1248 I never thought the rapture would be this tough. 1.3390 0.08237 59 44 10 5
1249 Someone draw some grips in here before I fall. 1.3390 0.07494 59 42 14 3
1250 Got a pencil handy? 1.3390 0.08237 59 44 10 5
1251 Tell my wife I know what I'm doing 1.3390 0.07875 59 43 12 4
1252 Green screens... 1.3390 0.07875 59 43 12 4
1253 This cartoonist is dangerously economonical with his lines. 1.3390 0.08237 59 44 10 5
1254 What do you mean 'Why no Sherpas?'--they're right behind me! 1.3390 0.07875 59 43 12 4
1255 I'm holding on to something, I know it. 1.3390 0.08237 59 44 10 5
1256 Get a grip, man! 1.3390 0.07494 59 42 14 3
1257 You miss one payment and they repossess your mountain! 1.3390 0.08585 59 45 8 6
1258 Virtual, indeed. 1.3390 0.07875 59 43 12 4
1259 Harold, can you hand me the purple crayon? 1.3390 0.08585 59 45 8 6
1260 If this isn't a Warner Brothers cartoon, I don't want to know! 1.3390 0.07094 59 41 16 2
1261 Marcel Marceau could only do this on the ground. 1.3390 0.07494 59 42 14 3
1262 I'm practicing...If Trump wins, I'm climbing the wall to Mexico. 1.3390 0.08237 59 44 10 5
1263 It's a performance art piece about my love life. 1.3390 0.08585 59 45 8 6
1264 Help! I'm stuck in existential nihilism! 1.3390 0.07875 59 43 12 4
1265 This glass mountain is a bigger challenge than the glass ceiling. 1.3390 0.07494 59 42 14 3
1266 It's OK, I'm just pretending. 1.3387 0.07947 62 46 11 5
1267 Stop staring and get me a friggin' ladder! 1.3387 0.08273 62 47 9 6
1268 That's very impressive, but what are your computer skills? 1.3333 0.07763 60 44 12 4
1269 Hang on, the artist just ran to the art store. 1.3333 0.07226 57 40 15 2
1270 Technically it's called sheetrock climbing 1.3333 0.08427 57 43 9 5
1271 Grab the rope, you idiot! 1.3333 0.08427 57 43 9 5
1272 The new Air Jordan's are worth every penny. 1.3333 0.08046 57 42 11 4
1273 The most difficult part is yodeling in mime. 1.3333 0.07931 54 39 12 3
1274 Dammit! It was just a metaphor! 1.3333 0.08359 54 40 10 4
1275 It’s called “ultimate free climbing.” 1.3333 0.07226 57 40 15 2
1276 Don't worry...I'm just a sketch on the wall. 1.3333 0.07226 57 40 15 2
1277 I'm virtually sure there is a wall here. 1.3333 0.06876 48 32 16 0
1278 That wall came down in '89! 1.3333 0.07477 54 38 14 2
1279 Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. 1.3333 0.07931 54 39 12 3
1280 If this is a virtual wall why am I really scared? 1.3333 0.08359 54 40 10 4
1281 How will I know if I have reached the summit? 1.3333 0.07477 54 38 14 2
1282 Hey, Harold! Do still have that purple crayon? 1.3333 0.08046 57 42 11 4
1283 I think I forgot to do something important. 1.3333 0.08359 54 40 10 4
1284 Just my luck getting a cartoonist who can't draw mountains. 1.3333 0.07647 57 41 13 3
1285 I think I've hit the glass ceiling. 1.3333 0.07647 57 41 13 3
1286 Maybe we should have paid for the wall ourselves. 1.3333 0.07647 57 41 13 3
1287 I don't think your cleats are the problem. 1.3333 0.08359 54 40 10 4
1288 I still can't see the other side. 1.3333 0.07931 54 39 12 3
1289 Call a psychologist! 1.3333 0.08359 54 40 10 4
1290 Everyone's out of town this week, including cartoonists. 1.3333 0.07931 54 39 12 3
1291 I moved up from air guitar to air rock climbing. 1.3333 0.07931 54 39 12 3
1292 Hey! I've been trying to post to my wall, but I am having technical difficulties! 1.3333 0.07647 57 41 13 3
1293 Now you're just grasping at thin air. 1.3333 0.06475 54 36 18 0
1294 Should I sing "don't stop believing" or "stairway to heaven"? 1.3333 0.07226 57 40 15 2
1295 David. Quick draw in the ladder! 1.3333 0.07647 57 41 13 3
1296 I can't just "hold on"! 1.3333 0.07477 54 38 14 2
1297 Don't make me look! 1.3333 0.08768 54 41 8 5
1298 Now I see - he built the wall to keep people in. 1.3333 0.08427 57 43 9 5
1299 My doctor says it's all in my mind... 1.3333 0.07226 57 40 15 2
1300 Could you hand me that ladder next to you? 1.3333 0.07647 57 41 13 3
1301 No worries. I'm Wiley Coyote's stunt double. 1.3333 0.07647 57 41 13 3
1302 Google Maps says this is the way to Home Depot. 1.3333 0.08427 57 43 9 5
1303 Relax! Just because YOU can't see it doesn't mean it's not here! 1.3333 0.07931 54 39 12 3
1304 Yes, I used to be a mime. How did you know? 1.3333 0.07931 54 39 12 3
1305 What? You've never seen anyone free climbing before? 1.3333 0.07931 54 39 12 3
1306 Hey you! Get off my cloud! 1.3333 0.08768 54 41 8 5
1307 Will you tell that Sipress guy to hurry and draw the wall; I can't hang on much longer. 1.3333 0.08427 57 43 9 5
1308 If Trump can be President then this is Mt. Everest! 1.3333 0.08046 57 42 11 4
1309 I'm a mime who thinks outside of the invisible box 1.3333 0.08046 57 42 11 4
1310 I should stick with my corporate ladder. 1.3333 0.08707 51 38 9 4
1311 Well don't just stand there, hand me that rope and pick axe. 1.3333 0.07477 54 38 14 2
1312 I'll get you, Pokemon! 1.3333 0.07477 54 38 14 2
1313 This Wall is full of empty promises 1.3333 0.08791 57 44 7 6
1314 You've never seen a mime climb a wall before? 1.3333 0.07647 57 41 13 3
1315 I've risen and I can't get down! 1.3333 0.07647 57 41 13 3
1316 This is as far as I got, then they took it away. 1.3333 0.07647 57 41 13 3
1317 I wish I didn't bite my fingernails. 1.3333 0.07226 57 40 15 2
1318 It's tricky. Gotta watch out for air pockets. 1.3279 0.08003 61 46 10 5
1319 By jove, I think I've got the hang of it. 1.3279 0.08003 61 46 10 5
1320 I do believe it's possible to be ambitious and a philosophy major. 1.3276 0.08300 58 44 9 5
1321 They told me that the sky's the limit when I bought these new Jordan Air's! 1.3276 0.08657 58 45 7 6
1322 I see no reason why I can't do this. 1.3276 0.07123 58 41 15 2
1323 "There's a wall," he said. "Believe me," he said. 1.3276 0.07927 58 43 11 4
1324 Best darn mime I have ever seen! 1.3276 0.07536 58 42 13 3
1325 I swear there used to be a mountain here. 1.3276 0.07927 58 43 11 4
1326 I climb it because it is there 1.3276 0.07927 58 43 11 4
1327 I'm a futurist. 1.3276 0.07927 58 43 11 4
1328 Help! I'm falling and I can't get down! 1.3276 0.07536 58 42 13 3
1329 What do you mean, "Because it's not there"? 1.3276 0.08300 58 44 9 5
1330 this is more dangerous than it looks 1.3276 0.07536 58 42 13 3
1331 The notion that space is empty is so last paradigm. 1.3276 0.07123 58 41 15 2
1332 You never heard of Magic Mountain? 1.3276 0.07536 58 42 13 3
1333 Damn climate change! 1.3273 0.08228 55 41 10 4
1334 The rope. The rope in your hand, can you pass it to me please. 1.3273 0.08628 55 42 8 5
1335 I can't keep this up much longer. 1.3273 0.07809 55 40 12 3
1336 It's Trump's Hot Air Wall. 1.3273 0.09010 55 43 6 6
1337 I'll just know! 1.3273 0.09376 55 44 4 7
1338 So far, so good..........so far, so good.........so far, so good 1.3273 0.07365 55 39 14 2
1339 How do I know? It's just a cartoon. 1.3273 0.08628 55 42 8 5
1340 Well, so far so good. 1.3273 0.06892 55 38 16 1
1341 The illustrator told me to hang on while he took a short break. Hang on to what? 1.3273 0.08628 55 42 8 5
1342 It's all about visualization....and helium-filled pants. 1.3273 0.07809 55 40 12 3
1343 Perhaps you should wait until he builds the wall. 1.3273 0.08628 55 42 8 5
1344 I'll be right down, I just have to get the July quarterly out of the cloud. 1.3273 0.08628 55 42 8 5
1345 Just how high is Trump's wall? 1.3273 0.08628 55 42 8 5
1346 I am known as the climbing mime. 1.3273 0.07809 55 40 12 3
1347 It's called Evolution--and once again you've been left behind. 1.3273 0.07809 55 40 12 3
1348 I call it virtual impossibility. 1.3273 0.08628 55 42 8 5
1349 You're welcome to use the downstairs bathroom. 1.3273 0.09010 55 43 6 6
1350 Extreme imagining. 1.3273 0.07809 55 40 12 3
1351 Does my ass look big in these pants? 1.3273 0.08228 55 41 10 4
1352 I'm visualizing my climb 1.3273 0.07809 55 40 12 3
1353 I'm pretending everything Donald Trump said came true. 1.3273 0.08228 55 41 10 4
1354 Because it's there, and it's my wife's idea...isn't that right honey? 1.3273 0.09010 55 43 6 6
1355 I'm climbing the fourth wall out of this joke. 1.3273 0.07809 55 40 12 3
1356 I'm catching a Pokéman... 1.3273 0.08228 55 41 10 4
1357 I just don't see the point. 1.3273 0.08228 55 41 10 4
1358 I've really lost my grip this time. 1.3273 0.09010 55 43 6 6
1359 Help! I dropped my VR googles. 1.3273 0.07365 55 39 14 2
1360 Your generous museum donations will support next week's ladder installation. 1.3273 0.09010 55 43 6 6
1361 For heaven's sake, Harold, I can't hold this pose forever. Stop staring like a imbecile and take the damn picture! 1.3273 0.08628 55 42 8 5
1362 The painting should go here. 1.3273 0.07809 55 40 12 3
1363 It's snow against a white background, that's why. 1.3273 0.08628 55 42 8 5
1364 I'm afraid my summer travel plans are up in the air. 1.3269 0.08992 52 40 7 5
1365 I also play the air guitar. 1.3269 0.08110 52 38 11 3
1366 Me? A financial advisor, lost my grip on reality, now I cling to my imagination. 1.3269 0.08110 52 38 11 3
1367 The Mt. Rushmore of our great modern political leadership. 1.3269 0.07631 52 37 13 2
1368 The key is never looking down. 1.3269 0.08110 52 38 11 3
1369 I'm training for November. 1.3269 0.07631 52 37 13 2
1370 I'm too good for cartoons! I'm gonna make it to the headlines! 1.3269 0.08562 52 39 9 4
1371 If Godot won't come to us then... 1.3231 0.08236 65 51 7 7
1372 Hang on!” “To what?!!! 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
1373 Walking on water was getting old! 1.3220 0.07024 59 42 15 2
1374 Advanced mime class. Why? 1.3220 0.08177 59 45 9 5
1375 Wall or no wall, I'm leaving 1.3220 0.07024 59 42 15 2
1376 I'm working my way up to "Social Climber." 1.3214 0.07690 56 41 12 3
1377 The toe-holds are there if you BELIEVE they're there. 1.3214 0.08101 56 42 10 4
1378 Climbing this corporate ladder gets more difficult each year. 1.3214 0.08867 56 44 6 6
1379 It looks easy, but it's not. Half these handholds are loose. 1.3214 0.08101 56 42 10 4
1380 Move along. Nothing to see here. 1.3214 0.06297 56 38 18 0
1381 It's just my imagination...running away with me! 1.3214 0.07256 56 40 14 2
1382 ...it's NOT there?!? 1.3214 0.07690 56 41 12 3
1383 Let me know when I geet near the top. 1.3214 0.08493 56 43 8 5
1384 Do you need anything while I'm up? 1.3214 0.08493 56 43 8 5
1385 This virtual climbing is tougher than I thought! 1.3214 0.07256 56 40 14 2
1386 Don't mind me - I'm just preparing for a Trump presidency. 1.3214 0.08493 56 43 8 5
1387 You think Everest is tough? THIS is tough. 1.3214 0.07256 56 40 14 2
1388 Because it's there, that's why. 1.3214 0.07690 56 41 12 3
1389 After I ditched the ropes and carabiners, this was the next logical step. 1.3214 0.07690 56 41 12 3
1390 I'm fine so long as I don't look down...or anywhere. 1.3214 0.07690 56 41 12 3
1391 Wait...am I climbing or skydiving? 1.3214 0.08493 56 43 8 5
1392 I'm climbing the corporate wall - the ladder was downsized. 1.3214 0.07256 56 40 14 2
1393 But he said it was to keep the Mexicans out; not Democrats in! 1.3214 0.08493 56 43 8 5
1394 I built a wall and made the Invisible Man pay for it. 1.3214 0.08493 56 43 8 5
1395 I know you can't see it, Wally, but Mexico paid for it and I gotta see what's on the other side. 1.3214 0.08493 56 43 8 5
1396 How high did Donald build it? 1.3208 0.09243 53 42 5 6
1397 You're a hell of a mime! 1.3208 0.09243 53 42 5 6
1398 I'm getting out of here before I'm stuck with an idiotic caption. 1.3208 0.08422 53 40 9 4
1399 Help! I read too many of those inspirational posters at work! 1.3208 0.07979 53 39 11 3
1400 because it's not there yet 1.3208 0.08422 53 40 9 4
1401 Stop telling me I'm making mountains out of airhills. 1.3208 0.07511 53 38 13 2
1402 The hardest part is always what you can't see. 1.3208 0.07979 53 39 11 3
1403 You need to wear Google Glasses to see the mountain 1.3208 0.07511 53 38 13 2
1404 There's a pikachu up here 1.3208 0.07979 53 39 11 3
1405 Don't worry, I'll know it when I see it. 1.3208 0.07011 53 37 15 1
1406 It's a mountain I purchased from David Copperfield. 1.3208 0.07511 53 38 13 2
1407 Oh, use your imagination Walter! 1.3208 0.07979 53 39 11 3
1408 I guess you should have taken her seriously when she said "no strings attached." 1.3208 0.08422 53 40 9 4
1409 El Capitan was a challenge, but climbing Lost Mountain is a real test. 1.3208 0.07511 53 38 13 2
1410 This is the third time that fancy magician made something disappear in the middle of my climb. 1.3208 0.07979 53 39 11 3
1411 Dave was the first to climb Mt. Neverest. 1.3208 0.07979 53 39 11 3
1412 That's not what I meant by a leap of faith... 1.3208 0.08842 53 41 7 5
1413 Maybe I'm a traditionalist, but I don't think virtual mountain climbing is going to catch on. 1.3208 0.09243 53 42 5 6
1414 I'll be right back I forgot my air guitar. 1.3208 0.07979 53 39 11 3
1415 I'm doing it because it wasn't there. 1.3208 0.07979 53 39 11 3
1416 Do me a favor and catch me. 1.3208 0.07979 53 39 11 3
1417 Rock miming is TOO a thing. 1.3208 0.07511 53 38 13 2
1418 They're never really going to build a wall, are they? 1.3200 0.08778 50 38 8 4
1419 I am practicing in case Trump gets elected. 1.3200 0.08778 50 38 8 4
1420 Sure hope I don't have a Wile E. Coyote moment. 1.3200 0.09232 50 39 6 5
1421 It's called Kill-A-Mime-Jaro. No one has ever reached the top alive. 1.3200 0.09664 50 40 4 6
1422 What, haven't you ever seen an extreme mime? 1.3200 0.08300 50 37 10 3
1423 I feel like I forgot something. 1.3200 0.07251 50 35 14 1
1424 Buy a ladder, and I wouldn't have to! 1.3200 0.08300 50 37 10 3
1425 I thought I'd try free climbing. 1.3191 0.08660 47 35 9 3
1426 I always wanted to be a fly on the wall. 1.3167 0.07699 60 45 11 4
1427 At least I'm not the one standing on the side of an invisible mountain asking questions. 1.3167 0.06926 60 43 15 2
1428 You just have to remember not to look down...or up! 1.3158 0.08361 57 44 8 5
1429 Dad, for crying out loud, wake up! 1.3158 0.08361 57 44 8 5
1430 I don't want anyone talking about a 'slippery slope.' 1.3158 0.07978 57 43 10 4
1431 I forgot to tip the Sherpas, who are apparently fond of superglue and irony. 1.3158 0.08361 57 44 8 5
1432 Im an ANTI-social climber 1.3158 0.07149 57 41 14 2
1433 I have a feeling that there's a rare Pokémon up here. 1.3158 0.07149 57 41 14 2
1434 I'm a ice climber from the future; tell everyone Global Warming is real. 1.3158 0.08361 57 44 8 5
1435 I've been trying to get over this imaginary wall for years! 1.3158 0.07978 57 43 10 4
1436 Mexico never agreed to pay for it. 1.3158 0.08728 57 45 6 6
1437 I'm working on an M.F.A. at mime school. 1.3158 0.07149 57 41 14 2
1438 Estragon...you will have wait for Godot on your own 1.3158 0.06697 57 40 16 1
1439 If you're gonna succeed, you gotta suspend your disbelief. 1.3158 0.07978 57 43 10 4
1440 I found out on the Internet that Isaac Newton was a loser! 1.3148 0.07853 54 40 11 3
1441 Hurry! Finish the drawing before I fall! 1.3148 0.08286 54 41 9 4
1442 I'm looking for the handwriting. 1.3148 0.07853 54 40 11 3
1443 Would ya stop staring please? I'm feeling a bit vulnerable here. 1.3148 0.06906 54 38 15 1
1444 I've done this since realizing I was no good at 'air guitar'. 1.3148 0.08697 54 42 7 5
1445 It's a special type of parachute, it opens on impact! 1.3148 0.08286 54 41 9 4
1446 I just don't get why people get so worked up about a blind climber. 1.3148 0.08286 54 41 9 4
1447 I'll bet you've never seen a mime do this. 1.3148 0.07853 54 40 11 3
1448 When he's not climbing, he plays the air guitar 1.3148 0.07394 54 39 13 2
1449 Because it’s there, doc. 1.3148 0.08286 54 41 9 4
1450 They are "Air" crampons. 1.3148 0.07853 54 40 11 3
1451 Since global warming is not real, the glacier is actually here... 1.3148 0.07853 54 40 11 3
1452 Ground Control to Major Tom 1.3148 0.07853 54 40 11 3
1453 I just read Sartre's Being and Nothingness. 1.3148 0.06906 54 38 15 1
1454 I can't work like this, where's the background? 1.3148 0.07853 54 40 11 3
1455 My mom always said I would eventually amount to nothing. 1.3148 0.07853 54 40 11 3
1456 Wings? With these shoes, I don't need no stinkin' wings! 1.3148 0.08286 54 41 9 4
1457 I was hired to test if it's migrant-proof. 1.3148 0.07853 54 40 11 3
1458 When you get to the top, wave to the virtually thousands of people below! 1.3148 0.07853 54 40 11 3
1459 I'm encountering a bit of a white-out situation here. 1.3148 0.06906 54 38 15 1
1460 Gravity is just a theory. 1.3148 0.08697 54 42 7 5
1461 No, you idiot! It's the COW that jumps over the moon. 1.3148 0.08286 54 41 9 4
1462 I think you're taking minimalism a bit too far. 1.3148 0.07853 54 40 11 3
1463 Don't look at me like that. Go climb your own imaginary mountain. 1.3148 0.07853 54 40 11 3
1464 Wake up Sir; he hasn't won yet. There is no wall. 1.3148 0.08286 54 41 9 4
1465 You’re too late. I already jumped. 1.3148 0.09090 54 43 5 6
1466 Please call my wife right away if I vanish into thin air. 1.3148 0.07853 54 40 11 3
1467 climbing is a state of mind 1.3148 0.06906 54 38 15 1
1468 I'm treading air. 1.3148 0.08697 54 42 7 5
1469 Okay, tell me if you can see that hole in my pants. 1.3148 0.08286 54 41 9 4
1470 I prefer rock climbing. It's much more defined. 1.3148 0.07394 54 39 13 2
1471 Chute. 1.3148 0.07853 54 40 11 3
1472 Dad, did you HAVE to sign me up for that mime-climb class? 1.3148 0.06906 54 38 15 1
1473 Drone delivery man? 1.3148 0.07394 54 39 13 2
1474 It's a mountain of political promises... 1.3148 0.08697 54 42 7 5
1475 It's required for all Mexican tour guides. 1.3148 0.07394 54 39 13 2
1476 I saw a Pokémon go this way. 1.3148 0.07853 54 40 11 3
1477 It's an invigorating break from making the emperor's clothes. 1.3148 0.08697 54 42 7 5
1478 Please throw me that invisible rope. 1.3148 0.07853 54 40 11 3
1479 Almost to the top of Trump's never-to-exist wall! 1.3148 0.08286 54 41 9 4
1480 The trick is to keep moving. . . and be absolutely insane. 1.3148 0.07853 54 40 11 3
1481 " Just don't stand there, get a camera. 1.3148 0.07853 54 40 11 3
1482 Extreme Miming -not for the faint-hearted. 1.3148 0.07394 54 39 13 2
1483 It's called Stealth Mountain. 1.3148 0.07394 54 39 13 2
1484 For God’s sake, Harold, you forgot your purple crayon!! 1.3137 0.07665 51 37 12 2
1485 I'm climbing every mountain, invisible or not 1.3137 0.07665 51 37 12 2
1486 I am trying to reach the glass ceiling! 1.3137 0.08160 51 38 10 3
1487 Are you serious? My boss superglued me to the wall to advertise mountain climbing. 1.3137 0.08160 51 38 10 3
1488 I can't believe I left my phone up there!! 1.3137 0.07135 51 36 14 1
1489 I intend to be the first solo climber of Mount Blank " 1.3137 0.07665 51 37 12 2
1490 I am the world's greatest mime, I am the world's greatest mime, I am... 1.3137 0.08627 51 39 8 4
1491 I'm a very advanced climber. 1.3137 0.09071 51 40 6 5
1492 It's called "Climbing Donald's Wall." 1.3137 0.08627 51 39 8 4
1493 Call 911! I'm having an existential crisis and I can't get out! 1.3137 0.08627 51 39 8 4
1494 It looks more dangerous than it is. 1.3137 0.08627 51 39 8 4
1495 The Effects Of Global Warming: When he started his ascent there was a glacier there. 1.3137 0.08160 51 38 10 3
1496 Quickly, what do you know about parachutes? 1.3125 0.09010 48 37 7 4
1497 This team building exercise feels less effective after the latest layoffs. 1.3103 0.07858 58 44 10 4
1498 Anything to get away from this election! 1.3103 0.07463 58 43 12 3
1499 Look out for that imaginary avalanche! 1.3103 0.07858 58 44 10 4
1500 Take it from me, Stuart - the corporate ladder is a thing of the past. 1.3103 0.08234 58 45 8 5
1501 It's just this one spot that's driving me up the wall! 1.3103 0.07858 58 44 10 4
1502 No problem. It's just a white-out. 1.3103 0.07463 58 43 12 3
1503 You can now remove the net. 1.3103 0.07463 58 43 12 3
1504 My wife asked me to find the glass ceiling. 1.3091 0.08557 55 43 7 5
1505 I think one of us is hallucinating. 1.3091 0.07730 55 41 11 3
1506 When do I pull the ripcord? 1.3091 0.08154 55 42 9 4
1507 Don't worry, I'll draw the ladder on my way back down. 1.3091 0.07281 55 40 13 2
1508 I'm aware that this is an imaginary mountain, but if I stop believing in it I'll fall! 1.3091 0.06803 55 39 15 1
1509 I regret saying I could climb anything steep and white. 1.3091 0.07281 55 40 13 2
1510 It's really not that difficult, compared to Brexit. 1.3091 0.08154 55 42 9 4
1511 There used to be a ladder, but now there's just the corporate wall. 1.3091 0.08154 55 42 9 4
1512 I'm rising above perceived slights. 1.3091 0.07281 55 40 13 2
1513 Quick! Draw me some mountains!! 1.3091 0.07730 55 41 11 3
1514 It doesn't matter whether it's your dream or mine. Either way you can get a ladder quickly. 1.3091 0.07281 55 40 13 2
1515 And I suppose the emperor had no clothes on. 1.3091 0.07730 55 41 11 3
1516 Will someone please draw a climbing wall? 1.3091 0.07730 55 41 11 3
1517 Compared with the climb down, this is nothing. 1.3091 0.08154 55 42 9 4
1518 He first climbed K0, now Mt. Neverest. 1.3091 0.08557 55 43 7 5
1519 Election season is driving me up a wall. 1.3091 0.08154 55 42 9 4
1520 I'm going to break through the glass ceiling. 1.3091 0.07730 55 41 11 3
1521 Let's all just take a step back for a moment 1.3091 0.08154 55 42 9 4
1522 I'm climbing walls that aren't even there ... 1.3091 0.07730 55 41 11 3
1523 "Because it's not there." ("not" is in italics, or otherwise emphasized, if possible.) 1.3091 0.08557 55 43 7 5
1524 It's not hard,once you get the hang of it. 1.3077 0.08025 52 39 10 3
1525 These Caption Contests are rigged. I’m outta here. 1.3077 0.08481 52 40 8 4
1526 If you climb it they will build 1.3077 0.08481 52 40 8 4
1527 He can keeps the Mexicans from entering, but he can't stop the Americans from leaving 1.3077 0.08025 52 39 10 3
1528 The title of my senior honors project is "Mime knows no bounds." 1.3077 0.08915 52 41 6 5
1529 One last hold and I am out of this frame 1.3077 0.07022 52 37 14 1
1530 The presidential election isn't over yet 1.3077 0.07540 52 38 12 2
1531 I was mountain climbing near Cern, and I stepped on a Higgs Bosen. 1.3077 0.07022 52 37 14 1
1532 Extreme Sleepwalking 1.3077 0.07022 52 37 14 1
1533 It's the natural progression from free soloing, eliminate the mountain. 1.3077 0.08025 52 39 10 3
1534 Because it's there of course! 1.3077 0.08481 52 40 8 4
1535 This green screen is going to do wonders for my Tinder profile. 1.3077 0.08025 52 39 10 3
1536 God, I hope this isn't another one of those polar bear in a snow-storm kind of things. 1.3077 0.08481 52 40 8 4
1537 Aren't you forgetting something? 1.3077 0.08481 52 40 8 4
1538 Yeah right. Next you'll tell me I'm not wearing any clothes. 1.3077 0.07022 52 37 14 1
1539 Rip cord? 1.3077 0.08915 52 41 6 5
1540 Trying out my new Nike Air Crampons. 1.3077 0.08025 52 39 10 3
1541 The laws of Physics do not apply to upper management. 1.3077 0.07022 52 37 14 1
1542 "Relax, I'm really a capable cartoonist". 1.3077 0.07540 52 38 12 2
1543 Call Harold and tell him to bring his purple crayon! 1.3077 0.08025 52 39 10 3
1544 I'm practicing my escape to Mexico! 1.3077 0.08025 52 39 10 3
1545 I climb them because they're there, or not there for that matter. 1.3077 0.07540 52 38 12 2
1546 Now will you believe Stairway To Heaven was MY idea? 1.3077 0.08481 52 40 8 4
1547 Don't worry. A computer generated image will add the mountain later. 1.3077 0.07540 52 38 12 2
1548 What, you've never NOT seen an invisible mountain before? 1.3077 0.07540 52 38 12 2
1549 To air is human, but to climb is divine. 1.3077 0.08025 52 39 10 3
1550 Tell my wife she was right. I was an idiot to go skydiving. 1.3077 0.08481 52 40 8 4
1551 Yes, I am actually walking on sunshine. 1.3077 0.08481 52 40 8 4
1552 Yeah... that definitely wasn't kool-aid. 1.3077 0.07540 52 38 12 2
1553 To the horror of his boss, Smith finally found the super secret invisible corporate ladder to climb. 1.3077 0.07540 52 38 12 2
1554 It's to keep us in!! Not them out!! 1.3077 0.08481 52 40 8 4
1555 I'm climbing the stairway to heaven. 1.3061 0.07263 49 35 13 1
1556 It's a virtual ladder over the virtual wall. 1.3061 0.08847 49 38 7 4
1557 Two words: second word... 1.3051 0.08110 59 46 8 5
1558 I guess th name "Magic Mountain" isn't hyperbole. 1.3051 0.08110 59 46 8 5
1559 What's the hold up? 1.3051 0.08110 59 46 8 5
1560 Working on my Ph.D at Mime School. 1.3036 0.07611 56 42 11 3
1561 Call Sipress and tell him to draw the damn wall!! 1.3036 0.07171 56 41 13 2
1562 Wipe that look off your face - I've already broken the world record! 1.3036 0.07171 56 41 13 2
1563 He's climbing the nonexistent part of the wall that Mexico paid for. 1.3036 0.08798 56 45 5 6
1564 I still can't find that glass ceiling 1.3036 0.07611 56 42 11 3
1565 I told you I was going to be climbing the walls until November 9th 1.3036 0.08026 56 43 9 4
1566 Help! I'm falling and/or climbing! 1.3036 0.08798 56 45 5 6
1567 I am looking for the glass ceiling 1.3036 0.08421 56 44 7 5
1568 It's the last item on my bucket list. 1.3036 0.07611 56 42 11 3
1569 I'm more worried about your imaginary belaying expertise. 1.3036 0.08026 56 43 9 4
1570 I promised my kids we'd go to Magic Mountain. 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
1571 I'm taking free climbing to the extreme. 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
1572 Hey! Tell Sipress that NOW would be a great time to pencil in that pickaxe! 1.3019 0.06913 53 38 14 1
1573 How could you send the CGI guys to lunch now? 1.3019 0.08340 53 41 8 4
1574 . . . getting paid to test effectiveness of Trump's 'wall' ! 1.3019 0.08764 53 42 6 5
1575 As a mime, I've had to up my game lately. 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
1576 We're very competitive. My wife said she just broke through the glass ceiling. 1.3019 0.06913 53 38 14 1
1577 I hit auto eject instead of auto pilot. 1.3019 0.07419 53 39 12 2
1578 Stairway to Heaven, in the age of copyright dispute. 1.3019 0.07419 53 39 12 2
1579 Yes, I'm on my own here; I'm an anti-social climber. 1.3019 0.07419 53 39 12 2
1580 Breaking the glass ceiling is hard enough, I should not have to climb the glass wall to get there. 1.3019 0.07419 53 39 12 2
1581 Look closer. Right now it's just a mole hill. 1.3019 0.08340 53 41 8 4
1582 A few more feet to climb and I can start thinking outside the box. 1.3019 0.08340 53 41 8 4
1583 Check out virtual reality.org/faith 1.3019 0.08340 53 41 8 4
1584 I'm practicing, in case Trump is elected 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
1585 i wore cleated shoes so i could hit the ground running 1.3019 0.08340 53 41 8 4
1586 Why climb it? To paraphrase Mallory, 'Because it's not there.' 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
1587 I hope you haven't burned bridges on your way up. 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
1588 How does my butt look? 1.3019 0.08340 53 41 8 4
1589 Have faith, there IS a stairway to Heaven. 1.3019 0.07419 53 39 12 2
1590 I get it -- you think you're too good for a metaphor! 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
1591 Does your leap of imagination include a ladder? 1.3019 0.07419 53 39 12 2
1592 I use the black holes. 1.3019 0.07419 53 39 12 2
1593 What do you mean, 'where is my Virtual Reality headset?' 1.3019 0.07419 53 39 12 2
1594 Virtual mountain climbing still hurts my back. 1.3019 0.07419 53 39 12 2
1595 Catch me if you can! 1.3019 0.08340 53 41 8 4
1596 The secret to air-climbing is really, really, really good cleats. 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
1597 Am I touching the void yet? 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
1598 Tell me this isn't the best mime performance you've ever seen. 1.3019 0.07419 53 39 12 2
1599 Remember, on a virtual wall, wherever you go, there you are... 1.3019 0.06913 53 38 14 1
1600 I'm telling you - it was the GLUTEN that was holding me back! 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
1601 That's Sipress for you. He takes a bathroom break and leaves me with nothing to hold on to. 1.3019 0.07419 53 39 12 2
1602 Best mime I've ever seen. 1.3019 0.08764 53 42 6 5
1603 No worries, I'm just testing out Trump's wall. 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
1604 This job has got me climbing the walls. 1.3019 0.08340 53 41 8 4
1605 Donald said he'd build it! 1.3019 0.07419 53 39 12 2
1606 Behold the future of travel to Mexico. 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
1607 The best Mime school money can buy! 1.3019 0.08340 53 41 8 4
1608 How come nobody talks about the "glass mountain"? 1.3019 0.08340 53 41 8 4
1609 I'm not hiking. This is art. 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
1610 Last year this was like totally ice!!! 1.3019 0.07419 53 39 12 2
1611 Just playing Pokemon Go. 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
1612 I guess I'm just not clear on the difference between performance art and endurance training. 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
1613 Oh, sure. Next you're going to tell me the Emperor has no clothes. 1.3019 0.06913 53 38 14 1
1614 I think "Defying Gravity" only works on Broadway. 1.3019 0.06913 53 38 14 1
1615 What?! No, you're not high, I am. 1.3019 0.07419 53 39 12 2
1616 Congress refused to renew the mountain infrastructure bill. 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
1617 ...and I paid for the climb in bitcoin. 1.3019 0.08340 53 41 8 4
1618 Everyone says I have a knack for making a mountain out of a molehill. 1.3019 0.08340 53 41 8 4
1619 Am I at your expectations yet!? 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
1620 Visibility sure is awful today. 1.3019 0.08340 53 41 8 4
1621 Zen master Dogen asked the koan, "How does one climb without hands or feet?" but I discovered how to climb without the mountain. 1.3019 0.07419 53 39 12 2
1622 This would go a lot easier if there were a wall here 1.3019 0.08340 53 41 8 4
1623 It was there! It was there, I swear! 1.3019 0.07419 53 39 12 2
1624 Watch out for the glass ceiling! 1.3019 0.08764 53 42 6 5
1625 I'm reaching new heights for minimalist cartoons everywhere. 1.3019 0.08340 53 41 8 4
1626 There's a rare Pokemon, just over this wall. I can see it. 1.3019 0.07419 53 39 12 2
1627 Soccer cleats and baby powder. You'd be surprised. 1.3019 0.08340 53 41 8 4
1628 'Because it's there," just seemed so limiting. 1.3019 0.07419 53 39 12 2
1629 Pop, don't you understand? I've just gotta see where the x axis leads me. 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
1630 I'm cross-border training. 1.3019 0.08340 53 41 8 4
1631 And you said global warming isn't real. 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
1632 My psychiatrist said that I should stop climbing the walls. 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
1633 I'm taking miming to a whole new level. 1.3019 0.07419 53 39 12 2
1634 Free climbing really has evolved since I was a kid. 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
1635 Move along, now. Nothing to see here. 1.3019 0.08340 53 41 8 4
1636 Virtual reality climbing wall - just go with it. 1.3019 0.08340 53 41 8 4
1637 Yes, I'm an ice climber. No, global warming doesn't stop me. 1.3019 0.08340 53 41 8 4
1638 You're just going to have to take my word for it--this one is way taller than Everest. 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
1639 It's just mind over matter. 1.3000 0.07143 50 36 13 1
1640 My name's Marceau. Why do you ask? 1.3000 0.07693 50 37 11 2
1641 Darn! That's the fastest melting glacier ever. 1.3000 0.07693 50 37 11 2
1642 Weird, right? This do-nothing Congress somehow managed to repeal the Law of Gravity! 1.3000 0.07693 50 37 11 2
1643 This redefines the phrase, "working without a parachute". 1.3000 0.07143 50 36 13 1
1644 I sucked up every balloon in the party store, it works. 1.3000 0.08690 50 39 7 4
1645 This meeting is going nowhere. 1.3000 0.07693 50 37 11 2
1646 Our Creator was too quick with his eraser. 1.3000 0.06547 50 35 15 0
1647 I can't see my next move! 1.3000 0.07693 50 37 11 2
1648 If it's imaginary, you really need to concentrate. 1.3000 0.07693 50 37 11 2
1649 I need to think outside this box. 1.3000 0.08207 50 38 9 3
1650 Demythifying Sisyphus, why? 1.3000 0.08690 50 39 7 4
1651 Not enough mountains - too much time. 1.3000 0.07693 50 37 11 2
1652 I'll show those Fitbit guys that take the stairs! 1.3000 0.07693 50 37 11 2
1653 With the Donald on the rise, I thought I'd better start practicing climbing imaginary walls. 1.3000 0.08207 50 38 9 3
1654 One of us is drunk. 1.2982 0.07495 57 43 11 3
1655 Too much stealth! 1.2979 0.08557 47 36 8 3
1656 I'm climbing the emperor's corporate ladder. 1.2963 0.07766 54 41 10 3
1657 Have Sipress draw some rungs, quickly! 1.2963 0.07302 54 40 12 2
1658 Trying to reach the glass ceiling. 1.2963 0.06807 54 39 14 1
1659 Am I close? 1.2963 0.08203 54 42 8 4
1660 After careless consideration I'm in a precarious condition. 1.2963 0.06272 54 38 16 0
1661 I swear there used to be a wall here. 1.2963 0.07766 54 41 10 3
1662 I have a sneaking suspicion the emperor just added 10 more feet to his wall. 1.2963 0.08203 54 42 8 4
1663 I say wait till the fog lifts. 1.2963 0.06807 54 39 14 1
1664 More fun than walking on water! 1.2963 0.06807 54 39 14 1
1665 ...and they say there is no such thing as 'climate change'... 1.2963 0.09015 54 44 4 6
1666 It's the 21st century we don't climb bean stalks into heaven we use the cloud. 1.2963 0.07766 54 41 10 3
1667 I'm gonna shatter the glass ceiling. 1.2963 0.06807 54 39 14 1
1668 This Virtual Mountain Climbing App is fantastic 1.2963 0.08203 54 42 8 4
1669 Your guess is as good as mime. 1.2963 0.06807 54 39 14 1
1670 I'm escaping this two-dimensional existence. 1.2963 0.07302 54 40 12 2
1671 I should've gone to the bathroom before. 1.2963 0.07766 54 41 10 3
1672 He seems to grasp nothing. 1.2963 0.07302 54 40 12 2
1673 "Gravity, shmavity. This is a cartoon. 1.2963 0.07302 54 40 12 2
1674 Realization exercises CAN burn calories. 1.2963 0.08203 54 42 8 4
1675 The cartoonist had to leave on vacation. 1.2963 0.07766 54 41 10 3
1676 Send a 911 for Marcel Marceau. 1.2963 0.07766 54 41 10 3
1677 How can you prove that you reached the top? 1.2963 0.06807 54 39 14 1
1678 To paraphrase Sir Edmund Hillary, I climb it because it is not there. 1.2963 0.06807 54 39 14 1
1679 I've been sent to find that "glass ceiling" they're always talking about. 1.2963 0.07766 54 41 10 3
1680 It's really a mental game. 1.2963 0.07302 54 40 12 2
1681 White men can jump. 1.2963 0.07302 54 40 12 2
1682 Ugh... Pokémon Go is really getting sophisticated. 1.2963 0.07766 54 41 10 3
1683 Just hold tight, I think I saw a Pikachu. 1.2963 0.08203 54 42 8 4
1684 I'm telling you, there was a wall here yesterday. 1.2963 0.06807 54 39 14 1
1685 Relax, I used PolyGrip. 1.2963 0.07766 54 41 10 3
1686 Corporate ladders are for sissies. 1.2963 0.07766 54 41 10 3
1687 Modern buildings are just so nondescript. 1.2963 0.07766 54 41 10 3
1688 I'm practicing so I can get out of the country if Trump wins. 1.2963 0.07766 54 41 10 3
1689 Senior Trump will be very surprised! 1.2963 0.07766 54 41 10 3
1690 Don't tell me what I can and cannot do. 1.2963 0.07766 54 41 10 3
1691 Yes, but is it art? 1.2963 0.07302 54 40 12 2
1692 I can make it if I don't run out of air. 1.2963 0.07766 54 41 10 3
1693 No, only the first step is hard. 1.2963 0.07766 54 41 10 3
1694 I'm in training to escape the US in case he wins and builds his wall. 1.2963 0.07766 54 41 10 3
1695 I'm ok, it's called "Free Climbing." 1.2963 0.07302 54 40 12 2
1696 when he said he was going to build a wall, he did not say it would be invisible. 1.2963 0.06807 54 39 14 1
1697 I got hooked on Road Runner cartoons. 1.2963 0.07766 54 41 10 3
1698 I didn't think it literally meant you were climbing the walls. 1.2963 0.07302 54 40 12 2
1699 They BOTH chose Palin as their running mate. 1.2963 0.09015 54 44 4 6
1700 No wall can't keep me out. 1.2963 0.08203 54 42 8 4
1701 It's a new reality show called "Mime Boot Camp." 1.2963 0.08203 54 42 8 4
1702 I'm facing the unknown. 1.2963 0.07302 54 40 12 2
1703 I admire the dedication it takes to cling to your minimalist notions. 1.2941 0.08538 51 40 7 4
1704 What is this ladder you speak of? 1.2941 0.08065 51 39 9 3
1705 I'm practicing, just in case he actually does build a wall. 1.2941 0.07564 51 38 11 2
1706 Like I said, the only walls to climb are those in your own mind. 1.2941 0.07564 51 38 11 2
1707 Wake up. You're sleep-climbing again. 1.2941 0.07026 51 37 13 1
1708 Pass me the rope at your feet. 1.2941 0.08065 51 39 9 3
1709 ...a little something I picked up from Marcel Marceau 1.2941 0.07564 51 38 11 2
1710 Gravity's overrated. 1.2941 0.08065 51 39 9 3
1711 Another patient with onset of Trump "wall" delusion. 1.2941 0.08538 51 40 7 4
1712 I'm practicing for next week's virtual rock climbing competition. 1.2941 0.08065 51 39 9 3
1713 I may have forgotten to pay this this month's gravity bill. 1.2941 0.07026 51 37 13 1
1714 This is why mimes should never sky dive. 1.2941 0.08538 51 40 7 4
1715 "It's harder than it looks". 1.2941 0.07026 51 37 13 1
1716 I'm climbing it because it's there! 1.2941 0.08065 51 39 9 3
1717 The guru up there specializes in visualization. 1.2941 0.08065 51 39 9 3
1718 It's a promotion for Natural Gas Week. 1.2941 0.08065 51 39 9 3
1719 I told you the crampons would do the trick! 1.2941 0.08065 51 39 9 3
1720 It's aspirational. 1.2941 0.08065 51 39 9 3
1721 I think I just broke through the glass ceiling. 1.2941 0.08065 51 39 9 3
1722 I'm not quite sure this is a good time to break the news, my good man, but that appears to be a backpack not a parachute. 1.2941 0.08065 51 39 9 3
1723 When I complete this virtual climb I will become a member of the seven virtual summits club. 1.2941 0.08538 51 40 7 4
1724 Tell Sipress I'm sorry... Draw the ladder back in ! 1.2941 0.07564 51 38 11 2
1725 Please ask David to draw a wall. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
1726 Did you say they demolished it last week? 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
1727 I’ve moved on from that “stuck in a box” routine. 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
1728 We all have our mountains to climb Steve. It just so happens mine is on 75th and 3rd 1.2927 0.09399 41 32 6 3
1729 I'm looking for the crawl space. 1.2917 0.07268 48 35 12 1
1730 Out of the way, my chute never opened. 1.2917 0.08400 48 37 8 3
1731 I am practicing overcoming future obstacles 1.2917 0.07854 48 36 10 2
1732 Because it's th... Mind your own damn business. 1.2917 0.07854 48 36 10 2
1733 It's all in the mind: What you don't see can't hurt you. 1.2917 0.07268 48 35 12 1
1734 All millennials can do it. 1.2917 0.08912 48 38 6 4
1735 I'm stuck here! Can you get a hold of Dave and tell him he forgot the mountain?! 1.2917 0.09396 48 39 4 5
1736 Be careful! You are grasping at thin air! 1.2909 0.07642 55 42 10 3
1737 For God's sake, call my sherpa! 1.2909 0.08478 55 44 6 5
1738 Wall! The answer is "Wall." 1.2909 0.07642 55 42 10 3
1739 You gotta be prepared when climbing the corporate ladder, Bob. 1.2909 0.06703 55 40 14 1
1740 I could just walk around the corner, but what's the fun in that? 1.2909 0.06703 55 40 14 1
1741 Sky really is the limit. 1.2909 0.07642 55 42 10 3
1742 Just give me a minute, my phone says there is a Pikachu somewhere up here 1.2909 0.08071 55 43 8 4
1743 Are you going up or coming down? 1.2909 0.07642 55 42 10 3
1744 The key to "air climbing" is getting your second wind ! 1.2909 0.08866 55 45 4 6
1745 That's right, I'm climbing a airway to Heaven... 1.2909 0.07188 55 41 12 2
1746 I saw the mime doing it and now I don't know how to get down! 1.2909 0.08071 55 43 8 4
1747 I have a very active imagination. 1.2885 0.07438 52 39 11 2
1748 Why? Because it's there. 1.2885 0.07438 52 39 11 2
1749 The world of ice climbing has been rocked to its core by climate change. 1.2885 0.08391 52 41 7 4
1750 Skydiving is not for mimes! 1.2885 0.06913 52 38 13 1
1751 Help! I don't know if I'm climbing or falling! 1.2885 0.08391 52 41 7 4
1752 Pfft! Marcel Marceau who? 1.2885 0.07438 52 39 11 2
1753 ''As long as you see the tree, climb the tree.'' 1.2885 0.07929 52 40 9 3
1754 Tell "New Yorker" to pay the Cartoonist for the Ropes and the Petoks right away, and hurry up! 1.2885 0.07438 52 39 11 2
1755 I didn't know I'd have to climb a glass wall to break the glass ceiling! 1.2885 0.06913 52 38 13 1
1756 When Marvin looked up the thought struck him that here was something even worse than "Grasping at Straws". 1.2885 0.07438 52 39 11 2
1757 These suction shoes are awesome! 1.2885 0.07438 52 39 11 2
1758 Do ya think they're taking this transparency business too far? 1.2885 0.07438 52 39 11 2
1759 Please come down Mr. Marceau 1.2885 0.08391 52 41 7 4
1760 I’m preparing an exit strategy. 1.2885 0.07438 52 39 11 2
1761 He just found out that Trump was nominated. 1.2885 0.08391 52 41 7 4
1762 I am ze world's greatest mime climbing a mountain! 1.2885 0.07438 52 39 11 2
1763 I'm preparing for the inevitable. 1.2885 0.07438 52 39 11 2
1764 How else should I do ice climbing in the age of global warming? 1.2885 0.06913 52 38 13 1
1765 It's the new Tony Robbins leadership challenge. 1.2885 0.06913 52 38 13 1
1766 It may be virtual, but it's still too steep. 1.2885 0.07438 52 39 11 2
1767 I'm climbing sarcastically. 1.2885 0.06913 52 38 13 1
1768 Not another one of your stories you made up out of thin air! 1.2885 0.06913 52 38 13 1
1769 It's hard to mime climb 1.2885 0.06913 52 38 13 1
1770 Run and tell Sipress he needs to draw in some hand holds! 1.2885 0.07438 52 39 11 2
1771 It's a zero-gravity game 1.2885 0.07929 52 40 9 3
1772 Being a mime rock climber isn't that easy. 1.2885 0.08829 52 42 5 5
1773 Are you sure Pikachu is up here? 1.2885 0.07438 52 39 11 2
1774 Don't break my concentration; I know this is impossible. 1.2885 0.06913 52 38 13 1
1775 I'm counting on the contest winner to get Sipress to draw in the rocks. 1.2885 0.07929 52 40 9 3
1776 Sssh, don't say it. 1.2885 0.07438 52 39 11 2
1777 Have you seen my virtual reality goggles? 1.2885 0.06344 52 37 15 0
1778 A little help please. I'm on the new Helium Diet and I've lost all my weight! 1.2885 0.07438 52 39 11 2
1779 Before you got here, Mohammad took the mountain. 1.2885 0.07438 52 39 11 2
1780 Yes, Dad, you always said I was delusional. 1.2885 0.07929 52 40 9 3
1781 I'm having a funny feeling I'm missing something. 1.2885 0.07438 52 39 11 2
1782 How many helium balloons did you inhale? 1.2885 0.07929 52 40 9 3
1783 I've been an empty nester for about a week now. Why do you ask? 1.2885 0.07929 52 40 9 3
1784 I knew I should've worn Air Jordans. 1.2885 0.07438 52 39 11 2
1785 He forgot to draw in the damned hand grips! 1.2885 0.07438 52 39 11 2
1786 I climb because nothing's there. 1.2885 0.08391 52 41 7 4
1787 What doesn't kill you makes you stronger... 1.2885 0.07929 52 40 9 3
1788 Ain't no one gonna remember Edmund Hillary when I'm done here, fella. 1.2885 0.06913 52 38 13 1
1789 I couldn't find the corporate ladder. 1.2885 0.06913 52 38 13 1
1790 I told you already, I don't believe in global warming! 1.2885 0.07929 52 40 9 3
1791 Do not say that!! It's so important that I believe! 1.2885 0.08391 52 41 7 4
1792 I'm just waiting for them to bring the mountain to Mohamed. 1.2885 0.08391 52 41 7 4
1793 Well don't just stand there, dammit! Paint the mural! 1.2885 0.08391 52 41 7 4
1794 I'm the world's premiere rock climbing mime 1.2885 0.06913 52 38 13 1
1795 Why shouldn't I look down? 1.2885 0.07438 52 39 11 2
1796 I dropped my virtual realty specs! 1.2885 0.07929 52 40 9 3
1797 There's a ladder to the right of me, do you see it? 1.2885 0.07929 52 40 9 3
1798 It's an impressionist mountain. 1.2885 0.07929 52 40 9 3
1799 Looks like someone moved the mountain! 1.2885 0.07438 52 39 11 2
1800 I'll be right back. 1.2885 0.07929 52 40 9 3
1801 o fuck i'm so high right now 1.2885 0.09246 52 43 3 6
1802 Exactly what are they teaching you in that advanced mime class? 1.2885 0.06913 52 38 13 1
1803 The guy up here says he knows the sound of one hand clapping. 1.2857 0.07715 49 37 10 2
1804 Oh once you understand that gravity is merely a pseudo-force created by the interaction of mass on curved four dimensional Spacetime, this is really quite easy! 1.2857 0.07715 49 37 10 2
1805 It WAS there... 1.2857 0.08748 49 39 6 4
1806 Oh yeah? Well your invisible friend is belaying me! 1.2857 0.07143 49 36 12 1
1807 Are those the right shoes for climbing an imaginary wall? 1.2857 0.07715 49 37 10 2
1808 It's virtual rock climbing 1.2857 0.07715 49 37 10 2
1809 This should beat the Indian Rope trick. 1.2857 0.08748 49 39 6 4
1810 In hindsight, Bill regretted going with the off-brand Red Bull. 1.2857 0.08248 49 38 8 3
1811 OK, maybe I only THOUGHT it was there. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
1812 Look out for the glass ceiling. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
1813 I'm just laying here. You're the one standing on the wall. 1.2857 0.07715 49 37 10 2
1814 My bucket list ain't no ordinary bucket list! 1.2857 0.07715 49 37 10 2
1815 I'm practicing in case I want to hike into Mexico. 1.2857 0.09221 49 40 4 5
1816 Don't worry. I'll probably wake up from my dream in a few seconds. 1.2830 0.06247 53 38 15 0
1817 Don't worry it's just practice. 1.2830 0.07317 53 40 11 2
1818 It's called a staycation. 1.2830 0.07317 53 40 11 2
1819 Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps. 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
1820 Say something else. I love your helium voice. 1.2830 0.07317 53 40 11 2
1821 Don't just stand there. Do something! 1.2830 0.06803 53 39 13 1
1822 Hey Bob, hand me that rope next to you will ya please? 1.2830 0.08678 53 43 5 5
1823 I’ll not be thwarted by a glass ceiling. 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
1824 You and I both know damn well that there's a Jigglypuff on the other side of this invisible wall and I'm not going to stand around like a shmuck and miss the chance to capture it. 1.2830 0.08678 53 43 5 5
1825 You've taken miming to a whole new level. 1.2830 0.06247 53 38 15 0
1826 I found myself up against a wall 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
1827 Sure, sure, the wall isn't here yet, but I know it's coming. 1.2830 0.07317 53 40 11 2
1828 I'm going to need that imaginary mountain climbing pick next to you. 1.2830 0.07317 53 40 11 2
1829 These virtual reality climbing walls are tougher than they look. 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
1830 It's called Wile E. Coyote climbing. 1.2830 0.08249 53 42 7 4
1831 This is what happens when you make them pay for the wall. 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
1832 I can't afford a climbing wall. 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
1833 My wife says imaginary rock-climbing is safer 1.2830 0.08249 53 42 7 4
1834 What, you've never heard of mime? 1.2830 0.06803 53 39 13 1
1835 That makes two of us. 1.2830 0.08678 53 43 5 5
1836 I am so glad I did't have to pay for this wall. 1.2830 0.08249 53 42 7 4
1837 Be careful, it's a white-out! 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
1838 Just in case Trump is actually elected and I need to escape to Mexico. 1.2830 0.07317 53 40 11 2
1839 Who moved my mountain? 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
1840 What if there is no top? 1.2830 0.06803 53 39 13 1
1841 The trick is carrying enough fairy dust. 1.2830 0.06247 53 38 15 0
1842 I think it's here. I think it's here. I think it's here! 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
1843 Oh, some guy said there is free wifi up here. 1.2830 0.08249 53 42 7 4
1844 It's still safer than flying. 1.2830 0.07317 53 40 11 2
1845 Virtual rock wall climbing. Who knew? 1.2830 0.07317 53 40 11 2
1846 It's a three-story miming wall. 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
1847 I expected being a 'fly on the wall' to be less stressful! 1.2830 0.08249 53 42 7 4
1848 I still think you will hit a glass ceiling, Bob. 1.2830 0.07317 53 40 11 2
1849 Climbing the corporate ladder means taking risks. 1.2830 0.08249 53 42 7 4
1850 I'm out of my comfort zone now. 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
1851 Don't worry, the artist hasn't finished drawing the rock wall yet. 1.2830 0.08249 53 42 7 4
1852 When mimes free climb. 1.2826 0.06712 46 33 13 0
1853 I was more inspired by the sequel - Onto Thin Air. 1.2826 0.08024 46 35 9 2
1854 I rock climb without the rock. Very Zen. 1.2826 0.09149 46 37 5 4
1855 Build the Wall! 1.2826 0.08024 46 35 9 2
1856 …and there is no mountain, then there IS!?!?! 1.2826 0.09149 46 37 5 4
1857 Now that's smog. 1.2826 0.07397 46 34 11 1
1858 Almost there! 1.2826 0.08024 46 35 9 2
1859 Don't worry, it's just a cartoonists' strike. 1.2826 0.08605 46 36 7 3
1860 I am not imagining things! Just ask these sherpas! 1.2821 0.07300 39 28 11 0
1861 See, miming does work. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
1862 Now do you believe? Last time, I walked on water. This time, I'm climbing on air! 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
1863 I'm thaaaaat close to getting the winning caption. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
1864 What happens when you lose your grip? 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
1865 1.2800 0.07022 50 37 12 1
1866 Call my lawyer! 1.2800 0.08101 50 39 8 3
1867 I'm at the end of my rope! 1.2800 0.07581 50 38 10 2
1868 Faith, Hope and a Blue Screen! 1.2800 0.08101 50 39 8 3
1869 Some people prefer air guitar, I prefer air rock-climbing. 1.2800 0.06414 50 36 14 0
1870 This is what serious social climbing looks like! 1.2800 0.08590 50 40 6 4
1871 I think you are going too far with this mime thing. 1.2800 0.08101 50 39 8 3
1872 Bernie, please come down! Trump will let you in the front door --you are not Mexican or a Muslim. 1.2800 0.08590 50 40 6 4
1873 I thought the energy drink's label was a metaphor 1.2800 0.07581 50 38 10 2
1874 This new 'Everest' virtual reality system is astounding! 1.2800 0.07581 50 38 10 2
1875 Trump forgot to mention that his wall was going to be invisible. 1.2800 0.07581 50 38 10 2
1876 I can't get grip, the air is thinner up here. 1.2800 0.08101 50 39 8 3
1877 I told you there was a glass ceiling 1.2800 0.07581 50 38 10 2
1878 Someone raised the bar too high. 1.2800 0.08101 50 39 8 3
1879 Yes I'm high and no I don't use drugs. 1.2800 0.08101 50 39 8 3
1880 This nothingness certainly feels steep. 1.2800 0.08101 50 39 8 3
1881 I seem to have forgot what I was just doing. 1.2800 0.08101 50 39 8 3
1882 I'm climbing that ladder to the golden parachute. 1.2800 0.08101 50 39 8 3
1883 Here's where I prove Mallory wrong! 1.2800 0.07022 50 37 12 1
1884 It's all in the rocks you don't see. 1.2800 0.07022 50 37 12 1
1885 Quick. Draw a hold! 1.2800 0.07581 50 38 10 2
1886 All you have to do is be the wall! 1.2800 0.07022 50 37 12 1
1887 Who gave the ¥£€$ cartoonist an eraser?! 1.2800 0.06414 50 36 14 0
1888 I am the reincarnation of Marceau and Copperfield. 1.2800 0.07581 50 38 10 2
1889 Wait, I haven't told you about the third party candidates! 1.2800 0.08101 50 39 8 3
1890 I thought it would be prudent to practice, since the glaciers will be gone by the time I get there... 1.2800 0.06414 50 36 14 0
1891 I'm OK its just snow blindness... 1.2800 0.07581 50 38 10 2
1892 Little help ! 1.2800 0.08101 50 39 8 3
1893 ``I'm not voting! I'm not voting! I'm not voting! I won't do it! I'm not voting!'' 1.2778 0.08532 54 44 5 5
1894 Quick, toss me a building! 1.2778 0.07669 54 42 9 3
1895 You miss a hundred percent of the walls that you don't climb. 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
1896 It's all about positive visualization. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
1897 watch your step 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
1898 Excuse me, sir... please do not climb on the Rauschenberg. 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
1899 You're focusing on what's not there. Try seeing the gestalt of it all. 1.2778 0.09437 36 28 6 2
1900 I'll call when I get there. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
1901 I'm taking the high road. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
1902 For God sakes man, press your "Hail Mary" button. 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
1903 With rock climbing, you can leave the whole world behind. 1.2778 0.07669 54 42 9 3
1904 Mind over matter. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
1905 You're absolutely driving me up the wall. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
1906 It's your lack of faith in me that's brought me to the peak of frustration. 1.2766 0.08972 47 38 5 4
1907 Of course, it's arduous training - the Marcel Marceau Mime Climb is 30 days away. 1.2766 0.08441 47 37 7 3
1908 I think I ate way too many beans last night! 1.2766 0.08441 47 37 7 3
1909 It's simply mind over matter. I never believed that Isaac Newton stuff! 1.2766 0.07263 47 35 11 1
1910 Line. 1.2766 0.07874 47 36 9 2
1911 I'm waiting for Donald Trump to build it. 1.2766 0.07874 47 36 9 2
1912 You've heard of air guitar? This is air mountain. 1.2766 0.08441 47 37 7 3
1913 Unperceptible? Maybe. Useless? Maybe. Inconceivable? Certainly. 1.2766 0.08441 47 37 7 3
1914 Prior to me, no one has ever gotten a grip on this stuff. 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
1915 I'm prepping my escape to Mexico. 1.2745 0.07960 51 40 8 3
1916 I'm an air sign, why? 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
1917 Damned velcro walls! 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
1918 I remember wishing to be a fly on the wall. 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
1919 I'm visualizing my route. 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
1920 Screw it, I can't wait for no mountain! 1.2745 0.07960 51 40 8 3
1921 FOR GOD'S SAKE, DON'T LOOK DOWN! 1.2745 0.07960 51 40 8 3
1922 Mexico will pay for it. 1.2745 0.07960 51 40 8 3
1923 Shouldn't have eaten that last taco 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
1924 "I'm going to take the elevator". 1.2745 0.08438 51 41 6 4
1925 I always cling to minutia 1.2745 0.07960 51 40 8 3
1926 I'm getting ready for the air guitar championships. 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
1927 I'll be fine as long as the wind doesn't shift. 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
1928 I'm practicing, just in case. 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
1929 Looks like Banksy forgot something. 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
1930 AFTER THE VIRTUAL CLIMB COMES THE VITUAL FALL 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
1931 according to Plato, the ice is only an illusion 1.2745 0.07960 51 40 8 3
1932 Isn't it clear what I'm doing?? 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
1933 Call Amazon Sky and tell them I quit!! 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
1934 I've lost all points of reference. I can't tell if I'm coming or going anymore. 1.2745 0.07960 51 40 8 3
1935 It's just another Brexit in the Wall. 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
1936 Stairs? 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
1937 Just a little bit further, Ivy, until you reach the glass ceiling. 1.2745 0.07960 51 40 8 3
1938 Into virtual thin air.... 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
1939 Rock climbing was so 21st century 1.2745 0.07960 51 40 8 3
1940 It's something they taught me in Mime School! 1.2745 0.06311 51 37 14 0
1941 Harold, you forgot your crayon! 1.2745 0.08438 51 41 6 4
1942 Call my trainer - I can't remember how to get down. 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
1943 You know Walter, there are easier ways to feel closer to God. 1.2745 0.07960 51 40 8 3
1944 I hate crowded elevators. 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
1945 It's for a reality show. 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
1946 'Because it's there; can only take you so far! 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
1947 I told you that I'd be climbing the walls if things got boring around here. 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
1948 This is easier in 3 dimensions 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
1949 You have to believe. 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
1950 Imagining the climb is the first step to a successful climb. 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
1951 I've never been particularly goal oriented. 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
1952 Practicing for Trump's wall 1.2745 0.08438 51 41 6 4
1953 I think I took this mime thing too seriously. 1.2745 0.07960 51 40 8 3
1954 I found a loophole in leading an accomplished life..your goals can be abstract 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
1955 Unsure of concept. 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
1956 Who moved my wall? 1.2745 0.08438 51 41 6 4
1957 This golden parachute better work quickly. 1.2745 0.07960 51 40 8 3
1958 Quick, get Lassie! 1.2745 0.07960 51 40 8 3
1959 Stealth climbing 1.2745 0.07960 51 40 8 3
1960 Getting a head start on the wall that Trump promised. 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
1961 Call Marcel - quick! 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
1962 No one's ever climbed Space Mountain! 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
1963 My quest? I'm searching for the virtue in virtual reality. 1.2745 0.08438 51 41 6 4
1964 Welcome to the magic mountain. 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
1965 ...it beats trying to climb up your corporate ladder. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
1966 The way up is clearer than it seems. 1.2727 0.08202 44 34 8 2
1967 I didn't know mime climbing was a thing. 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
1968 Can't you see that I'm trying to climb the missing half of Half Dome? 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
1969 David, draw me a sky hook quickly! 1.2727 0.08823 44 35 6 3
1970 It the latest thing-virtual climbing 1.2708 0.08802 48 39 5 4
1971 Just use your imagination. 1.2708 0.07133 48 36 11 1
1972 Jack, you forgot your pole! 1.2708 0.07133 48 36 11 1
1973 "It's not for everybody"! 1.2708 0.08283 48 38 7 3
1974 That's piffle. Of course it's here 1.2708 0.06482 48 35 13 0
1975 Where did it go? 1.2708 0.08802 48 39 5 4
1976 The Virtual Climbing Wall 1.2708 0.07730 48 37 9 2
1977 If you dream it, you can do it. 1.2708 0.07133 48 36 11 1
1978 I'll be the first to scale Mount Evanescence. 1.2708 0.08283 48 38 7 3
1979 Beats grasping at straws 1.2708 0.07133 48 36 11 1
1980 Hey Charlie. You forgot to secure your imaginary rope to your imaginary piton. 1.2708 0.06482 48 35 13 0
1981 Oh, like you never forgot your parachute when jumping out of a plane. 1.2708 0.08283 48 38 7 3
1982 Hey, can you go find Mr. Sipress?" He left me hanging again. 1.2708 0.07133 48 36 11 1
1983 When I get to the top of this massive ego, I'll throw down the hairpiece. 1.2708 0.08802 48 39 5 4
1984 No, air climbing is not at all like air guitar! 1.2708 0.07133 48 36 11 1
1985 I believe, I believe, I believe 1.2708 0.06482 48 35 13 0
1986 The cleats aren't really working out. 1.2708 0.07730 48 37 9 2
1987 It is not as dangerous as it looks. 1.2708 0.08802 48 39 5 4
1988 I'm going to check for cracks in the glass ceiling. 1.2708 0.07133 48 36 11 1
1989 They say, "leap and the net will appear," so I figured it must work the other way, too. 1.2708 0.07133 48 36 11 1
1990 I'm climbing this glacier to prove global warming is a myth! 1.2708 0.07730 48 37 9 2
1991 They always said I had a vivid imagination! 1.2708 0.07133 48 36 11 1
1992 The cartoonist forgot to finish the drawing and left me hanging. 1.2708 0.07133 48 36 11 1
1993 My wife says I'm full of hot air 1.2708 0.07133 48 36 11 1
1994 Of course you can't! I'm visualizing MY goals... 1.2708 0.07133 48 36 11 1
1995 This is the Emperor's New Clothes of climbing walls. 1.2708 0.08283 48 38 7 3
1996 I heard that before trump, we could've just walked right across 1.2708 0.08283 48 38 7 3
1997 Some people will go to any height to escape society! 1.2708 0.08283 48 38 7 3
1998 This is always the hard part. 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
1999 The first thing is not to fear invisibility. 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
2000 I told you those spiked shoes wouldn't do you any good. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
2001 I’ve decided to quit my job and pursue my true passion…Pokemon Go. 1.2692 0.08291 52 42 6 4
2002 I'm a global warming denier, so the glacier is still here! 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
2003 My virtual reality bucket list is getting done so much faster. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
2004 Not your classic alien abduction! 1.2692 0.08291 52 42 6 4
2005 Why Amazon prefers drones. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
2006 Just stand there and wait for my moment of doubt. 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
2007 Those are your golf shoes! 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
2008 You call it magical realism, I call it virtual reality. 1.2692 0.06211 52 38 14 0
2009 Think you're the first person to ever climb the walls over status reports? Get back to work! 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
2010 Part of the initiation for Club Mime and Climb. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
2011 The cleats are great for altitude but the helmet is essential. 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
2012 Pacific time? I thought I was on Mountain time! 1.2692 0.08291 52 42 6 4
2013 I'm not seeing the low hanging fruit. 1.2692 0.08291 52 42 6 4
2014 I had 7 espressos at a cafe across the street from a sporting goods shop and then I saw this giant window, THAT'S how. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
2015 We fixed the elevator. 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
2016 Don't be alarmed now, but I think there's a bustle in your hedgerow. 1.2692 0.08291 52 42 6 4
2017 This VR stuff is amazing! 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
2018 Sir, It's somewhere over the rainbow 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
2019 I really need to stop putting up these invisible walls. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
2020 I always told you that I'd climb the 'Emperor's New Wall' someday. 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
2021 I've almost got Pikacho! 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
2022 Catch you later. 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
2023 My wife says I make mountains out of molehills. 1.2667 0.08646 45 36 6 3
2024 I'm adapting "The Emperor's New Clothes" for today's active lifestyle. 1.2667 0.08646 45 36 6 3
2025 I hope there isn't another floor. 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
2026 I'm trying to reach the cloud. 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
2027 I'll never forget who helped me get to the top, Larry. 1.2653 0.08131 49 39 7 3
2028 You may need to catch me....I think I forgot the ladder 1.2653 0.08131 49 39 7 3
2029 Don't worry - reviewers gave the helmet four out of five stars. 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
2030 I figure it's better to take an imaginary fall. 1.2653 0.06372 49 36 13 0
2031 Turns out you need to scale the transparent wall before you can crack the glass ceiling. 1.2653 0.08131 49 39 7 3
2032 Just how high is this invisible mountain? 1.2653 0.08131 49 39 7 3
2033 It's a Virtual Reality pole. 1.2653 0.08131 49 39 7 3
2034 I imagined an invisible molehill, and then, voila! 1.2653 0.08131 49 39 7 3
2035 I'm planning a trip to Mexico in December and am practicing just in case 1.2653 0.08638 49 40 5 4
2036 You should see the view from up here! 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
2037 If THIS doesn't gain traction you should just drop the whole "inventor" thing... 1.2653 0.08131 49 39 7 3
2038 I'm training for the corporate ladder, golden parachute ride. 1.2653 0.08638 49 40 5 4
2039 Just practicing for when that darn wall gets done. 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
2040 My wife assures me there's a glass ceiling somewhere up here. 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
2041 So much for virtual reality 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
2042 I know there's a mountain around here somewhere. 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
2043 Are those the shoes with the springs in 'em? 1.2653 0.08638 49 40 5 4
2044 Can you let out a bit more rope? 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
2045 I can't wait for him to build the wall. 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
2046 You're not imagining hard enough. 1.2653 0.08131 49 39 7 3
2047 Mime can only go so far! 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
2048 It's called "Free Climbing" 1.2653 0.08131 49 39 7 3
2049 I figured it out at Burning Man -- the ladder of success is all in your mind. 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
2050 It's that damn song in my head..."Climb Every Mountain". 1.2653 0.08131 49 39 7 3
2051 Ha! Our cartoonist forgot to frame us so I'm getting out of here while I've got the chance! 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
2052 I was fine climbing up, but now I'm too scared to get down! 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
2053 The cartoonist will finish it after he emigrates to Canada. 1.2653 0.08131 49 39 7 3
2054 And Mexico was going to pay for it! 1.2653 0.08638 49 40 5 4
2055 Get me outa this cartoon!!! 1.2653 0.08638 49 40 5 4
2056 The sky's the limit, but where do you think you're going? 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
2057 Himalayas of his mind. 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
2058 You have to suppress reality. 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
2059 Give up on the Stairway to Heaven? 1.2653 0.08131 49 39 7 3
2060 I'm practicing incase Trump wins. 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
2061 The tricky thing about this particular mountain is that I won't ever know if I actually reached the the summit. 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
2062 Weird. I guess it's mime climb time. 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
2063 I'm up for re-election - time to make a mountain out of a molehill. 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
2064 What is this gravity thing you speak of? 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
2065 I'll do anything to escape if Trump wins. 1.2653 0.08131 49 39 7 3
2066 Amazon's baby delivery: Thank you signing up for the stork experience! 1.2653 0.08131 49 39 7 3
2067 Of course you can't see it, I'm air climbing. 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
2068 Oh heck! I left my virtual climbing rope on the ground. Could you throw it up to me? 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
2069 Every weekend, Bill. It's why we moved to Clear Mountain. 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
2070 He did build a wall........he did........... 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
2071 I'm really high on endorphins right now. 1.2653 0.06372 49 36 13 0
2072 Why just Street Mime when you can All-Terrain Mime? 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
2073 Actually, "down" is where it all gets weird. 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
2074 I just want to see if this Trump built wall looks the same on the other side! 1.2653 0.08131 49 39 7 3
2075 I know it's here somewhere! 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
2076 When they told me that you were climbing the walls this isn't what I pictured. 1.2653 0.08131 49 39 7 3
2077 Leonard, you don't get it. I have to catch them all! 1.2653 0.08131 49 39 7 3
2078 Most people would stop at the peak of Everest. This is how much farther I would go. 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
2079 Fox News said Hillary's missing e-mails were in the cloud. 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
2080 Actually, climbing Glass Mountain isn't as difficult as you may think. 1.2653 0.08131 49 39 7 3
2081 are you high? 1.2653 0.08131 49 39 7 3
2082 I thought he said he'd build a wall. 1.2653 0.08638 49 40 5 4
2083 I'm conquering my virtual Everest. 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
2084 Repair. Someone just broke the glass ceiling. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
2085 Let me show you what I learnt at mime class. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
2086 And she got the Mexicans to pay for this? 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
2087 Social climbing isn't all they claimed it would be. 1.2642 0.06114 53 39 14 0
2088 Get Sipress back in here to finish drawing this bean stalk 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
2089 I couldn't wait for Trump to build the wall. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
2090 I used to get high playing air guitar. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
2091 How often does Donald plan on inspecting this wall? 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
2092 I have an itch on my nose. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
2093 Wow, that is one impressive mime! 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
2094 It was a lot easier with a real rock wall. 1.2619 0.08389 42 33 7 2
2095 For my elevator phobia, my therapist suggested I think outside the box. 1.2619 0.07666 42 32 9 1
2096 I sure hope this is a dream! 1.2609 0.07246 46 35 10 1
2097 I'm looking for that ceiling the womenfolk keep talking about. 1.2609 0.08475 46 37 6 3
2098 This is one better than pulling yourself up by your bootstraps. 1.2609 0.07246 46 35 10 1
2099 No problems so far with the hip replacement. 1.2609 0.07885 46 36 8 2
2100 This is the third and final air delivery attempt. 1.2609 0.07885 46 36 8 2
2101 Is it just me, or do you see what I see. 1.2609 0.09027 46 38 4 4
2102 Air wall. 1.2609 0.07885 46 36 8 2
2103 Damn, too much chalk dust. 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
2104 Don't look down... or up... or straight ahead! 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
2105 You said "Get a grip"... 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
2106 I'm the last member of the Skydiving Mimes club... 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
2107 Your UBER climbing service has arrived. 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
2108 Mountain climbing is waaay to dangerous. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
2109 If David Sipress dosn't finish this drawing soon, I'm gonna fall!! 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
2110 Escape Reality! Save Yourself While There's Still Time! 1.2600 0.08480 50 41 5 4
2111 First, assume there's a mountain... 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
2112 Can't you see this mountain of problems that Obama has created? 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
2113 Give a man a rope... 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
2114 Mr. Trump, tear down your (imaginary) wall! 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
2115 Could you toss me that purple crayon? 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
2116 It's all in the imagination! 1.2600 0.06266 50 37 13 0
2117 That’s a different exit strategy. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
2118 If this isn't a virtual experience, I want my money back. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
2119 I'm climbing a metaphor for all the BS I've had to put up with since you became CEO. 1.2600 0.08480 50 41 5 4
2120 I will make America great again! 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
2121 This mountain is YUGE, trust me. 1.2600 0.08480 50 41 5 4
2122 It's all in your head. 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
2123 You need to use your imagination. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
2124 I'm training for Mont Blanc. 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
2125 Well, don't just stand there! 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
2126 Relax! There’s a safety net. 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
2127 I can dream can't I ? 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
2128 They said, "Climb and it will appear." 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
2129 I have heard that its dangerous to hike in White Out conditions! 1.2600 0.06266 50 37 13 0
2130 You've been reading too much 'Into Thin Air.' 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
2131 Pokemon Go is getting out of hand... 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
2132 Tell HR that we turned the glass ceiling into a glass wall! 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
2133 I dropped my VR goggles down the chasm and don't know how to get down. 1.2600 0.06266 50 37 13 0
2134 Not everyone’s mountains are visible, Ed. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
2135 I think I'm in trouble. The cartoonist forgot to draw a wall. 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
2136 Keep your eyes peeled for footholds! 1.2600 0.08480 50 41 5 4
2137 Unfortunately the obstacle he is trying to overcome is his overly active imagination. 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
2138 Why am I climbing this mountain? Because it was t'air! 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
2139 It's harder without a mime rope. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
2140 I will be the only one to climb Trump's imaginary wall! 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
2141 Sometimes the mountain will go to Mohammed. 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
2142 I know, it's time to give someone else a turn. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
2143 Please, catch me, if you can! 1.2600 0.08480 50 41 5 4
2144 Best mime, ever! 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
2145 I don't know whether I'm coming or going. 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
2146 "Virtual mountain climbing. Hope I don't lose the Wi-Fi". 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
2147 I told you, social climbing is no challenge! 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
2148 I thought the caption was going to be a bad one, and I just wanted out. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
2149 And that was when Gerald took his trademark moonwalk to a whole new level. 1.2558 0.08863 43 35 5 3
2150 Let it go, let it go, let it go. 1.2553 0.07735 47 37 8 2
2151 New Yorker cartoonist forgets to draw wall!! 1.2553 0.07735 47 37 8 2
2152 Get back ! It's inflatable. 1.2553 0.07735 47 37 8 2
2153 Stairway to heaven 1.2553 0.07735 47 37 8 2
2154 ... and in the band, I play air guitar. 1.2553 0.07735 47 37 8 2
2155 There's always something I forget to pack. 1.2553 0.07735 47 37 8 2
2156 If I build it,they will come. 1.2553 0.07735 47 37 8 2
2157 Help me! I'm a mime with a fear of heights. 1.2553 0.07735 47 37 8 2
2158 GOP convention opening ceremony audition 1.2553 0.07735 47 37 8 2
2159 I'm not content just to dream the impossible dream, mister. 1.2553 0.08312 47 38 6 3
2160 Tell my imaginary friend I'll be back after I reach the summit. 1.2553 0.07735 47 37 8 2
2161 Faith can vanish mountains. 1.2553 0.07735 47 37 8 2
2162 You couldn't wait until I drew in the imaginary rocks? 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
2163 I thought you said you were climbing Mt. Invincible! 1.2553 0.07735 47 37 8 2
2164 I don't know if I'm coming or going? 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
2165 Just chasing Pokemon. 1.2553 0.08851 47 39 4 4
2166 I like to think of myself as well-grounded. 1.2553 0.08312 47 38 6 3
2167 "Buy these shoes at "WallMexico.com". 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
2168 It's right there - can't you see it? 1.2553 0.08312 47 38 6 3
2169 Last thing I remember I was singing "Drop kick me Jesus through the goal post of life". 1.2553 0.08312 47 38 6 3
2170 Can you go find me an invisible ladder? 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
2171 Where's the imaginary net? 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
2172 Dad, I'm not coming down until you are okay with my air guitar gigs! 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
2173 It’s difficult be a nihilist all the way. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
2174 You should have pulled the ripcord! 1.2549 0.08786 51 43 3 5
2175 They'll never find me up here! 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
2176 David approached the trickiest part of the climb. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
2177 It's a light climb, but the view is spectacular. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
2178 Oh, I thought there was a mountain here 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
2179 They'll layer in the background at the studio. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
2180 Things are always up in the air with you. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
2181 The secret to getting past the glass ceiling is to climb to the top of the glass mountain. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
2182 Oops. I forgot to draw a mountain. 1.2549 0.06163 51 38 13 0
2183 I was a mime for awhile. Old habits I guess... 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
2184 These Air Jordan climbing shoes are rock stars! 1.2549 0.06163 51 38 13 0
2185 You can overcome any obstacle you put your mind to, even the imaginary ones. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
2186 I do it for the applause. I love the sound of one hand clapping. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
2187 The Self-Rapturing Mime 1.2549 0.08786 51 43 3 5
2188 That's Tesla's new ejection feature. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
2189 Don't just stand there - throw me some rope! 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
2190 Damn! That's good mime. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2191 I'm not expecting to find a glass ceiling. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
2192 I'll stick the landing this time. 1.2500 0.08047 44 35 7 2
2193 Forget about the glass ceiling. Try getting up the invisible mountain! 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2194 Quick, get me some rocks! 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
2195 Damn Global Warming! 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2196 You mixed up you virtual and your reading glasses again. 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
2197 It's the first step in Trump's wall plans; the Virtual wall. 1.2500 0.07777 32 24 8 0
2198 Cancel my meetings, I've got Pokémon Go fever. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2199 Damn this ladder shortage. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
2200 If he is going to build a wall, I better start practicing! 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2201 I don't get it. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2202 Perhaps there's something to this global warming. 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
2203 Tell the invisible Sherpas I started without them. 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
2204 The view is better climbing glass. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2205 The world's first rock climbing mime. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2206 Yeah, well, he might not stop with Mexico, so I plan to be ready. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
2207 Metaphysics meets mountain climbing. 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
2208 I hear even the cartoons are better in Canada. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2209 It didn't work for DB Cooper either 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2210 hey! buddy yer standing on my rope! 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2211 I forgot my purple crayon. 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
2212 While his company worked on self-driving cars, Sheldon had his own ideas. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2213 Call me if there is any change in avalanche conditions. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2214 My college professors always said, if you can imagine it, you can do it. 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
2215 I graduated from imaginary friends years ago. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2216 I left my laptop in Wonder Woman's plane. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2217 I told you, the challenge is the virtual mountain! 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2218 Where do you cancel this daydream? 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2219 Well, He did say the wall was going to be "huge" 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
2220 I' okay as long as I don't look down! 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
2221 Damn that global warming.... the icebergs are melting faster than ever. 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
2222 Trampoline should be here in 1-2 business minutes. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2223 If life has no intrinsic meaning, why should I adhere to its physique? 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
2224 Just because there is no mountain doesn't mean I can't climb it. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2225 It's a virtual mountain with a cloud at the top in case I need backup. 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
2226 I'm not signing your petition! 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
2227 You just have to put one foot in front of the other 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2228 Says there's a pokestop over the next ledge! 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
2229 Are they Air Jordan's? 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2230 It's my Mount Everest Virtual Reality Program ... Why? 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2231 I'm travelling to unseen places. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2232 Air guitar Now air mountain 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2233 Don't try this at home. I have a doctorate in mime. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2234 Point made; we will add an elevator stop to the mezzanine. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2235 It's OK. It's Chicago and the winds are pretty fierce today. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
2236 Victor, this pantomime thing is getting out of hand. 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
2237 You gotta believe in something. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2238 I'm good with heights. It's the low visibility that gets to me. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2239 I know you see it, but you have to say something that amuses those who don't. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
2240 This is nothing - my last job had a glass cieling. 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
2241 Call for help, I think I'm snow blind! 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2242 He said he'd build a wall. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2243 This was supposed to be a tandem sky dive! 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2244 This mime isn't very good, I can't figure out if he's climbing a wall or if he's parachuting . 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
2245 If it is actually lonely at the top, I'll text you to let you know. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
2246 I gotta' get outta here; I'm climbing the walls! 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2247 Has he started drawing the frozen waterfall yet? 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2248 It's called Mt. Heliotrope. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2249 Invisible mountain? They tore that down last month... 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
2250 Air climbing -- you should try it! 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
2251 She told me the glass ceiling was here somewhere. 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
2252 Boy I'm glad he wore a helmet 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2253 Quick, pass me that line! 1.2500 0.08681 48 40 4 4
2254 Yeah, this kind of climbing is super technical. Especially when you can't see what you are doing. But more importantly, how does my butt look in these yoga pants? 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
2255 Quick, call Sipress and tell him he forgot to draw the mountain. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2256 Could you turn the light back off?This is a glow-in-the-dark climbing wall. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2257 I think I ran out of beer commercial metaphors. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2258 It was during a performance of the incredibly difficult 'Man on a glass mountain' when Marcel Marceau realized he could never compete with YouTube. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
2259 By this time next week, I'll have my PhD in Mime Studies. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2260 How my wife broke the Glass Ceiling I will never know! 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
2261 Hey Dad, would you put your damn glasses on and help me find the next foothold?! 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
2262 It's easy when you don't run out of helium. 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
2263 Got rope? 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2264 He was right, his walls really ARE the BEST! 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
2265 This presidential election has me climbing the walls 1.2500 0.08047 44 35 7 2
2266 August 2017 - He said the wall would be here by now. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2267 Quick! Can you draw me a mountain to climb? 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2268 If I hold this pose, Trump might believe he already built the wall 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2269 If the mountain won't come to me... 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2270 How could you possibly send the CGI guys to lunch now? 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
2271 I'm writing a sequel. It's called "Into Thick Air". 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
2272 Nothing in Mime School prepared me for this! 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
2273 I knew you'd have me climbing the walls!! 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2274 Without lines, I can't tell if I'm going up or down. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
2275 There were definite signs by the end of the 21st century that the atmosphere was changing. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
2276 Existentialism is my Gibraltar. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2277 A little help please. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
2278 I'm trying to summit the fourth wall 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2279 I'll have limited access to email. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2280 It's virtual reality. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2281 It would be better if I had a parachute. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2282 The elevator doesn't stop at the thirteenth story. I want to see what they're hiding. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2283 I assume Mexico is just on the other side. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2284 I'll never accept a dare from David Copperfield again. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2285 This cloud climbing gym is a great idea! 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
2286 I lost the Stairway to Heaven lawsuit. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2287 I used to be a mime before I got into mountaineering. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
2288 Don't worry, I'm the free hallucination you got by having that peyote popsicle back at the cannabis club 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2289 Call that emperor with no clothes guy and see if he has any ideas. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
2290 George Mallory said he climbed Everest "Because it's there." Me? I climb because it's not there. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
2291 Oh, when he wakes up - what a let-down! 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
2292 If Sipress doesn't draw a few hand and toe holds I'm nothing but a skydiver without a parachute. 1.2449 0.06207 49 37 12 0
2293 This is probably the greatest pantomime you will ever see. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2294 I wanted to test out my new Nike Air cramp ons. 1.2449 0.06207 49 37 12 0
2295 There's NOTHING to be afraid of 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2296 Into thin air! 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2297 Please, don't say you don't see the mountain. Don't even think it! 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2298 Somebody draw me a cliff, quick! 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2299 First they moved my cheese and now this! 1.2449 0.08517 49 41 4 4
2300 Because it's there, my ass! 1.2449 0.06207 49 37 12 0
2301 Her mom cut her hair! 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2302 This must be the wall that Trump was talking about 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2303 Tell Mabel my parachute has a five year money back guarantee. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2304 No! I'm pretending to be climbing a mountain. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2305 “I’m running away to Canada! It’s this way…right? 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2306 Hw do i get down ? 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
2307 I'm feeling stuck between a rock and a hard place. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2308 How dare you doubt my faith. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2309 I'm a miming climber! What does it look like I'm doing? 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2310 Mind over Matterhorn. And? 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2311 I know, I know! He never built the wall! 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2312 Climbing the rock wall of denial. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
2313 I need to practice climbing over the wall he won't build. 1.2449 0.08517 49 41 4 4
2314 Just practicing for a Trump presidency. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2315 Just hold on! Help is on the way. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2316 He really knows how to make a mountain out of a molehill. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
2317 Damn Climbers leave chalk EVERYWHERE. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2318 Beats me. I guess I have "grit." 1.2444 0.08502 45 37 5 3
2319 I don't think it matters which way I look! 1.2444 0.07885 45 36 7 2
2320 Quick - grab that purple crayon I dropped! 1.2444 0.08502 45 37 5 3
2321 Have you heard of Pokemon Go? 1.2444 0.09076 45 38 3 4
2322 I heard there's a Pikachu above the conference room ceiling. 1.2444 0.08502 45 37 5 3
2323 I'm practising climbing up the wall that Donald Trump is going to build. 1.2444 0.08502 45 37 5 3
2324 Well, of course, if there's dark matter there has to be white matter. 1.2444 0.07216 45 35 9 1
2325 So this is how Santa Claus does it. 1.2444 0.07885 45 36 7 2
2326 If you'd taken the LSD with me it'd make sense, but nooooo, that's crazy behavior. 1.2439 0.08396 41 33 6 2
2327 You can't just go moving mountains all willy-nilly. Someone could get hurt. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2328 I'm the best mime in the world, except that I'm not supposed to be talking. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2329 Can we now cross this off the bucket list? 1.2400 0.06101 50 38 12 0
2330 don't you think you're taking too many coffee breaks? 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2331 I'm stuck up here! I dropped out of Mime University before I learned how to get back down. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2332 I call it, Mt. Illusion. 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
2333 If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2334 You know what I'm grasping at. 1.2400 0.06101 50 38 12 0
2335 Help!!!! I'm falling not climbing. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2336 No more memes! 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
2337 Quick, Rumston! The trampoline! 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2338 Roger, it just an expression for god's sake! 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2339 I swear; when I started, there was a wall, right here! 1.2400 0.06101 50 38 12 0
2340 Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall! 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
2341 I think therefore I am! 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2342 Get a life, dude. The only walls are in our minds. 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
2343 Sheer madness! 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2344 I'll be on even higher moral ground in November, when I refuse to vote at all. 1.2391 0.08332 46 38 5 3
2345 You're making a mountain out of a molehill. 1.2391 0.08893 46 39 3 4
2346 If you pull the tab now the ground will break your fall. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2347 And you said I would never climb the corporate ladder. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
2348 I'm on my way to the winning caption 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2349 Quick, draw me something easy to grab on to, and while you're at it could you add like a cold beer or something? 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
2350 It's the most beautiful kind of wall. It's invisible! 1.2391 0.08893 46 39 3 4
2351 Get down from there, Trump isn't going to win! 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2352 It's not mind over 'ladder.' 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2353 It's all about the equipment. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
2354 It's actually not as hard as it looks... All you need is Faith, Trust, and a very large backpack of Pixie Dust (available on Amazon for $43). 1.2391 0.08893 46 39 3 4
2355 If we weren't in a space capsule, that would be a lot more difficult. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
2356 Sorry, Bob, but the company has only six golden parachutes in this quarter. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2357 I didn't feel liberated enough by free climbing. 1.2391 0.08332 46 38 5 3
2358 I know there's a castle up here somewhere. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2359 It's nothing until you reach the top. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2360 It's my new therapy, Touching the Void. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2361 I thought it might be safer to practice on an imaginary mountain before taking on a real one. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2362 I'm an Aeromime. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
2363 I know the wormhole is up here somewhere 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
2364 "It's all about mind over Matterhorn, n'est-ce pas"? 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2365 I've never attempted this without supplemental oxygen. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2366 Best mime climber ever 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2367 They can't fool me. Global warming is a myth. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
2368 Wall, schmall. I'm USA bound. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
2369 I call this "Virtual Vertical." Why do you ask? 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2370 It’s all in the spikes. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
2371 Ever have an itch you just can't reach? 1.2391 0.06359 46 35 11 0
2372 :It's called the Great White Mountain." 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
2373 Have you seen my Sherpa? 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2374 How did he get them to pay for this damn thing!? 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
2375 Just a little higher. I know I can reach the prize from here. I feel like a winner. 1.2353 0.08207 51 43 4 4
2376 Marcel Marceau? 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
2377 Damn it Bill, I said "half a cup!" 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
2378 Don't just stand there, help me catch this Pokémon! 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2379 Quick! Call Mr. Sipress! 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2380 I'm sorry, you can't escape this year's election. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2381 It's called mime mountain climbing, but I haven't taken the rappelling course yet. Can you help me out? 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2382 There used to be a mountain here. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2383 I see no reason why I can't make it to the top 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2384 You and I don't always see things the same, buddy. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2385 It's on my bucket list! 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2386 Please don't tell me there's no Plan B 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2387 Aint no mountain.I can't climb. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2388 Relax. It's paramime. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2389 Wouldn't you know that Mexico would default. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
2390 The spider's up more and to the right 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
2391 I'm training for snow blindness. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2392 Come on man. Getting a vasectomy doesn't hurt that bad. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2393 Is there a way to pause these virtual reality films? I need to hit the head. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
2394 Into the thick air 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2395 Gotta catch 'em all, Dad. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2396 But you can't climb over a wall that Trump hasn't built yet! 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
2397 Extreme miming 101 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2398 I'm climbing the virtual wall. 1.2340 0.06243 47 36 11 0
2399 Get Sipress now or tell him I quit! 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
2400 Mime 101. Totally worth it. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2401 So you're curious to see what happens when the denial fails? 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2402 Tell me again about Zeno's paradox. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2403 It's called a pantoclimb. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2404 You've heard of the invisible glass ceiling, well I've discovered the invisible ladder of success." 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2405 what wall? 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2406 Virtual Reality, I hope! 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2407 I don't just climb mountains because they're there! 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2408 Forgot something? 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2409 Switching from Sanka to espresso has got me climbing the walls. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2410 Weather forecast was for possible snow and white out conditions but this is rediculous. Don't worry though, there are 15 other climbers up here with me. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2411 It's okay ... the Pikachu will catch me if I fall. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
2412 That must be one of those Pokemon the kids are all trying to catch. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2413 This has to be a world record. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2414 Somebody take me out of this week's contest! 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2415 What do you mean, 'there's no such thing as an invisible mountain?!' 1.2340 0.08716 47 40 3 4
2416 Bob took miming to a whole new level. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
2417 Climbing the Corporate ladder at REI. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2418 Forgot my passport 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2419 And she's climbing the stairway, to heaven 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2420 I'm preparing for my post-Trump vacation to Mexico. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2421 I'm outta here before he builds that wall! 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
2422 it's a feat over no matter 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2423 The doctor said the pills would elevate my mood. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2424 Just treading air until a Sherpa arrives. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2425 Sipress never finishes what he starts! 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2426 Hmmm....so faith really can move mountains. But couldn't you have waited until I was done climbing this one??? 1.2340 0.06243 47 36 11 0
2427 Outta sight, right? 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2428 These special shoes allow me to climb up any white space in the magazine 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2429 Now you're the one who's seeing things. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
2430 So,where's the molehill.? 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2431 I'd like to see who won first place in the mime contest. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2432 Heading for a PokeStop. 1.2326 0.08702 43 36 4 3
2433 Excuse me sir, I think you dropped your purple crayon. 1.2326 0.08040 43 35 6 2
2434 I have to lower his medication 1.2326 0.08040 43 35 6 2
2435 When I was younger I could do this with my eyes closed. 1.2326 0.07319 43 34 8 1
2436 Avalanche! Run! 1.2326 0.08040 43 35 6 2
2437 I'm training to be the first person to scale Trump's wall. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
2438 Your ex said you drove her up a wall..figured I would get a head start. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2439 You're sure? "Climb" every mountain? 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2440 Don't you realize the wall hasn't been built yet? 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
2441 It's called ice miming 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
2442 Dude, stop singing "The Fitsy-Bitsy Spider!" 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
2443 My parachute failed so I’m going to try it again. 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
2444 He's carrying mime to new heights 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
2445 Welcome to the Museum of Modern Art. I am your first exhibit: 'Man on Wall'. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2446 Those mime classes are really paying off. 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
2447 Climbing the corporate ladder, when there's no "corporate" and no "ladder"... 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
2448 Isn't this what millions of Americans have been doing lately? 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
2449 Trump's got me climbing the wall. 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
2450 Are you really going to cling to that hope until the convention? 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
2451 You think this is hard. Try doing it with your eyes closed. 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
2452 Just trying to get a leg up on Jesus 1.2292 0.08547 48 41 3 4
2453 It's a Trumpoline. That I can tell you. 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
2454 What are you doing?...Trying to catch Pokemon! 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
2455 I stared as a mime, and then tried air guitar before settling on this. 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
2456 The thing about these shoes, sir, is that you don't even need a mountain to climb. 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
2457 Conquering the final frontier is on my bucket list. 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
2458 The smog is so thick you can climb it. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2459 What now? My VR googles just fell into a ravine. 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
2460 I imagine because it's there. 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
2461 No, that's just an unproven theory. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2462 How much time does Sipress need for a bathroom break? 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
2463 Practicing for the wall. It's going to be YUGE! 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
2464 "I climb therefore I am"? Cohen, you're an accountant. 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
2465 Don't just stand there, man! Grab the tail! 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
2466 I’m getting ready for next year’s trip to Mexico. 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
2467 Damn! I forgot my glasses! 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2468 It might be easier to enter as refugees, they're still adopting. 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
2469 Walking on air will get you nowhere 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
2470 I have seen people play air guitars but this air mountain climbing is my first.. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2471 Promise you won't call me "off the wall" again? 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2472 It beats hot coals! 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
2473 There is a metaphorical wall between us, I just built it from the wrong side. 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
2474 An electric fence for the Canadians feels excessive. 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
2475 I love these new hiking boots! 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
2476 Sir Edmund Hillary started this way too. 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
2477 Gotta...Catch...'Em...All. 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
2478 I'm a social climber climbing on social media. 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
2479 I already forded every stream. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
2480 Frank reaches the peak of imaginary rock climbing. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
2481 President Trump said the wall was to keep Mexicans out...not keep Americans in! 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
2482 Climb and the rock will appear... 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
2483 I'm practicing for a possible Trump victory. 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
2484 "Betcha can't describe what I'm doing without using the word 'virtual'". 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
2485 I'm on the 13th floor - can't you tell? 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
2486 I just asked for transparency and you make a mountain out of a mole hill. 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
2487 Unfortunately, no one told Harold they moved the climbing wall across the street. 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
2488 A parachute, a parachute! My kingdom for a parachute! 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
2489 Text Sipress. Say "Come back. Bring pencil..." 1.2273 0.09680 44 39 0 5
2490 But the corporate ladder is in the headquarters building! 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
2491 He really should have an imaginary belayer. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
2492 "Bill, as your lawyer, I recommend you grab whatever assets you have left an get out as soon as possible". 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
2493 The things I do for Wonder Woman. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
2494 ...then she said, "if you believe there's a wall here, there's a wall here." 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
2495 It's my new antigravity shoes. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
2496 Practicing for Mime Class finals. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
2497 Haven't you ever seen a mime climbing before? 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
2498 The mountain dissolved due to global warming! 1.2250 0.08388 40 33 5 2
2499 Excerpt from Bob's obituary: "tried to catch 'em all." 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
2500 Please remind my wife to feed the cats. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2501 Not to worry -- this is an ad for invisible safety netting. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2502 You said to reach for the stars. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
2503 Its virtual rock climbing of course ! 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
2504 I'm taking 'free climbing' to a whole new level. 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
2505 If I had something left to pull, don't you think I'd be pulling it? 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
2506 I'm just hanging on 'til David Sipress comes back. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
2507 Mother wants you down by dinnertime, Richard. Furthermore, she said not to leave any scuff marks on the walls. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2508 You miss the 8:07 Skyhook, you climb to work. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
2509 My delusions, she said, were driving her up here, and so I aim to get her back. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
2510 I lied! I actually failed climbing in mime school... Help! 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
2511 It was this or skydiving. 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
2512 Of course there is no ice wall, this is about mind over matter. 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
2513 I'm climbing a metaphorical wall. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2514 I believe your exact words were, 'Playing the air guitar is going to get you nowhere.' 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
2515 Can you be my spotter? 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
2516 This guy is a virtual idiot. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2517 We've replaced the corporate ladder with a sheer rock face. 1.2245 0.08384 49 42 3 4
2518 IS THAT YOU D.B. COOPER? 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2519 I HAVE TO GO BACK, I FORGOT THE RIP CORD. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
2520 Tell Sipress to get back here on the double. 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
2521 I was *sure* he'd have drawn in some hand-holds by now. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
2522 Nothing is the final frontier 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
2523 Even if Trump doesn't build the wall, I can still climb over it. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2524 I know, this really seems weird. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2525 If I can climb an imaginary a rock face, you can imagine me reaching the summit. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
2526 Draw Bridge! Draw Bridge! Go get a crayon and draw me a bridge! 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
2527 It's easy! Just draw an inverted bowl up there and connect it with lines to my pack! 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
2528 I'm preparing for my ascent of Cloud 9. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2529 I'll be back after I catch the Pokemon. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
2530 Air climb today, air guitar tomorrow! 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2531 you just haven't lived 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2532 Any higher and my fear of heights kicks in. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
2533 This fog won't stay my appointed round. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2534 Climb Every Mountain...Ford every stream... 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
2535 I'm practicing for when he builds the wall. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2536 Why are you asking about my share of the boat? 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
2537 There was supposed be a brass ring! 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
2538 I told him to reach for the stars. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2539 This is just practice for the actual rock face. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2540 It's a natural progression: air quotes to air guitar to this. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
2541 Wait! What? 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
2542 You gotta believe! 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
2543 This is my own personal Everest. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2544 That's certainly treading lightly. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2545 I'm terrified of everything--except heights. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
2546 Just because YOU think it’s a molehill… 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
2547 Don't just stand there, find me a rock face! 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
2548 Am I the first to attempt this climb? 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2549 You're saying 'climbing the corporate ladder' is just a figure of speech? 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
2550 I'm training for the Winter Olympics on Mars. No mosquitoes, less gravity. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
2551 He takes Led Zeppelin's music way to seriously! 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
2552 I'm a republican, there is no global warming. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
2553 There's no mountain I can't climb! 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
2554 I will need to see your license, proof of insurance and registration 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
2555 What are you, the Pokemon GO police? 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2556 I'm beta testing Tesla's new wall-less wall. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2557 I need that "Dancing On the Ceiling" feeling, Tom. I need to feel alive. 1.2200 0.08226 50 43 3 4
2558 The secret is to not look down! 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2559 Upon mastering Pokemon Go, Harold decided to give augmented mountaineering a try 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2560 Well, I climbed Mt. Everest because it wasn't there. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2561 The iceberg is melting so quickly 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
2562 Your plaster guy is top notch. 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
2563 Never, never, never.....mention "small hands" while on Donald Trump's jet. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2564 It's Boulder's latest extreme sport. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2565 I'm on my way to find out who really wrote "Stairway to heaven". 1.2174 0.08173 46 39 4 3
2566 I've forgotten my way. I'm just doing it by feel. 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
2567 Quick, open your arms! 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
2568 I also forgot the flag! 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
2569 Don't just stand there, throw me a mime! 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2570 Trump's hands weren't big enough to climb the wall, so he made us do it... 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
2571 I remembered the parachute, but forgot the plane. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2572 Theortically equatorial ice climbing works, just not well on paper. 1.2174 0.08173 46 39 4 3
2573 I have to do something! After the primaries, everything was left up in the air. 1.2174 0.08744 46 40 2 4
2574 oh fuck 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
2575 Jacob took his ladder and went home! 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
2576 ... and this one, inspired by 'The Sound of Music.' 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2577 Do you think I should have read the manual first? 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2578 So I said to the genie "I want to make a big splash on Broadway." 1.2174 0.08173 46 39 4 3
2579 All I did was cover the hillside with invisible paint. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
2580 "These Air Jordans still rock." Submitted by Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, NY 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2581 If life has no intrinsic value, why should I adapt to its physique? 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2582 Climbing the social ladder - virtual reality style. 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
2583 I've fallen and I can't get up! 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2584 If it isn't a double issue, I should reach Shouts & Murmurs by Wednesday. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
2585 I'm an illusionist... 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2586 You've never seen performance art before? 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2587 I've taken this sport up in my retirement. I used to work as a mime. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2588 If presidential candidates can climb on thin air, so can I! 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2589 They say climbing is all a mental game 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
2590 You must be climbing the mountain because it isn't there. 1.2174 0.08173 46 39 4 3
2591 Alone, as usual, Murphy spots another Unidentified Climbing Object (UCO). 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2592 I told you Mexico would repossess the wall. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
2593 It's my shrink. He said "Start with a blank canvas and you will reach new heights.." 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2594 Hmmm...I never imagined I could fall. 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
2595 There used to be a glacier here. Now I just materialize doom from my mind and scale it! Thanks therapy! 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
2596 Global warming came faster than I imagined. 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
2597 Just put another dollar in the meter for me so I can get down. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
2598 Can you imagine how much easier this would be if you quit staring?! 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2599 When I finish this walkin on the ceiling will be no problem. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2600 Oh, it's a "lunch date"? I was sure you said "launch date"! 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
2601 You're not supposed to climb it just because it isn't there. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
2602 I've slipped the surly bonds of gravity and it's SCARY. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
2603 Simulating whiteout conditions. Duh! 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
2604 If I'm sleepwalking, don't wake me. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2605 Tell Sipress I quit! 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2606 Cancel my 2 o'clock, Eddie. I spotted a Zubat. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
2607 The wall's gone, hasn't it. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2608 Simply a mix of climbing and skydiving. 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
2609 This is much more difficult than climbing a mountain. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2610 Miming 201: Breaking out of the Box 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
2611 Don't you dare try to stare me down. 1.2174 0.08173 46 39 4 3
2612 Hey buddy, you didn't happen to see a rock wall go by, did you? 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
2613 I really wasn't expecting these new Nike golf shoes to give me such vertical. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
2614 I'm not stopping until I reach the top. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
2615 These new airgrip-spikes really work! 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
2616 If Trump can do it, I can do it. 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
2617 If you can dream it you can do it. 1.2143 0.06408 42 33 9 0
2618 Just tell Marcel there's a new kid in town. 1.2143 0.06408 42 33 9 0
2619 Are virtual mountains exempt from the laws of gravity? 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
2620 I'm self-actualizing. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
2621 It's the extreme version of the glass escalator. 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
2622 Marve, you're taking this Pokemon Go game to a new level. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
2623 I'm climbing Congress's response to gun violence in America. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
2624 If you think that this is unbelievable wait till you see me fly an air plane. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2625 You're absolutely right; I'm no Lionel Richie. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2626 I know the glacier melted, but I just bought these new crampons. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2627 Get out of the lake, you idiot! 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2628 Global warming ruined my vacation! 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2629 You forgot your wall. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2630 I'm gravity challenged. 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
2631 Think like a fly. Think like a fly. Think like a fly...... 1.2128 0.08010 47 40 4 3
2632 Could you fetch a doctor? My glacier calved. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2633 What clean windows you New Yorkers have! 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2634 If I can keep going, and stop talking, I'll finish at the top of the mime class! 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2635 I'm about to be the first person to climb over the Great Wall of Trump. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2636 Well, if I don't, who will? 1.2128 0.08010 47 40 4 3
2637 No, I haven't got a match. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2638 Mountains? Where I'm going, I don't need mountains. 1.2128 0.08010 47 40 4 3
2639 I'll be the first, unless you count my Sherpa. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2640 This ClimbEverest virtual reality software has a bug. My virtual Sherpa up and quit on me saying he's tired of the view and carrying bags. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2641 In the brochure it looked level with the ground. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2642 I'm too good for some stupid cartoon caption contest. I'm outta here. 1.2128 0.08010 47 40 4 3
2643 If I'm not back by Thursday, send a search party. 1.2128 0.08010 47 40 4 3
2644 Damn, I knew I shouldn't have made that bucket list. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2645 Per ardua ad astra---through hard work to the stars! 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2646 Into the Unknown 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2647 Mime rock climbing is so passé. 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
2648 Itsy-bitsy spider walked up the waterspout. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2649 I'll spot you. 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
2650 Reaching for the stars again are you? 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2651 Heeelp!! Draw-in a mattress! 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2652 If I'm not back by noon send a helicopter! 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2653 If you believe it you will see it. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2654 "Harold and Purple Crayon Grows Up" in stores now! 1.2128 0.08010 47 40 4 3
2655 All I can afford is a 7th floor walkup. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2656 Come down! Mr. Sipress forgot to draw the wall. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2657 Hey, forget the Google VR headsets. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2658 I'm climbing the mountain of fucks I give. 1.2128 0.08010 47 40 4 3
2659 My boss has me climbing the walls! 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2660 I learned this from Hertz ads in the '60s. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2661 It just occurred to me why all online skydiving company reviews are positive!! 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2662 Not to worry, but the ceiling is a class 5 overhang. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2663 "And you thought zen swimming was lame". 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2664 Who needs bootstraps? 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2665 You're right. It's a bit of a slippery slope. 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
2666 I got a copy of Krakauer's "Into Thin Air" and thought I'd give it a try before reading it. What could go wrong? 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2667 It's hard to see the Mexican wall. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2668 Our new corporate wellness program to improve productivity. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2669 I'm working for scale. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2670 Damn invisibility cloak got caught again. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2671 "Open, Sesame," doesn't seem to work. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2672 I'm afraid if I look up, I might fly. 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
2673 Was it something I said? 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2674 It's a protest against global warming from an ice climbers perspective 1.2105 0.08566 38 32 4 2
2675 I'm so happy, I'm walking on air! 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
2676 It helps to have a Climbing Wall! 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
2677 I cannot recommend the Wonder Woman Skydiving Company. 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
2678 Looks like my cartoonist got writer's cramp at the most inopportune moment. 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
2679 They didn't teach cool stunts like that when I was in mime school. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
2680 When Trump is President you'll understand. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
2681 Call Harold. Ask him if he's still got one of those purple crayons. 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
2682 What I'm doing is neither her nor there. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
2683 It's a brain game. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
2684 I hear on a clear day you can see forever! 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
2685 In case I need to USexit to Mexico 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
2686 Wouldn't it be easier to use the door? 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
2687 There you go again, I did say use your imagination 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
2688 I’m practicing my escape should “you know who” become president. 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
2689 It was freezing at the top! 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
2690 This is going to be my new Facebook picture. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
2691 All you need now is the wall! 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
2692 NO you idiot! I'm a mime rock climbing - you are the worst at charades! 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
2693 Don't worry, I'm doing this in 2d 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
2694 You're right. It is lonely at the top! 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
2695 "If your going to use logic, we're not going to chit chat 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
2696 Trump hired me to make sure the 'wall' couldn't be scaled by illegal immigrants. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
2697 I'm on a imagination reality tour. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
2698 I don't care how this looks. Air guitar is not a gateway drug! 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
2699 Wait till he finds out there is no wall. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
2700 I'm trying to get the heck out of this cartoon caption contest cycle!!! 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
2701 Like I said, I know all the angles...... 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
2702 I have a vision! 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
2703 Have you by any chance seen a parachute? 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
2704 This Presidential campaign is driving me up a wall. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
2705 I'll be right back, I forgot to pack my safety net." 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
2706 I'm practicing climbing Trump's wall. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
2707 It's 'The Great Wall of Buddah! 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
2708 Crazy world right??!! She hides her emails so then he hides his wall ! 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
2709 Je suis Marcel Marceau. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
2710 ... and it's NOT just a metaphor! 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
2711 Ceci n'est pas une montagne. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
2712 I don't know if I'm coming or going, but I think I'm going. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
2713 but he said he would build it 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
2714 Can't you see the Pikachu up there? 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
2715 I found a Pikachu! 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
2716 Never underestimate the dramatic power of mime. 1.2051 0.08361 39 33 4 2
2717 This virtual rock-climbing isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1.2051 0.08361 39 33 4 2
2718 They said Pokemon could be hiding anywhere 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
2719 It's not as risky as walking on hot coals. 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
2720 Think I'm high up enough to kill myself yet? 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
2721 The air is getting quite thin up here! 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
2722 Aren't you missing a mountain? 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
2723 I'm not sure if this is an invisible ladder or an invisible mountain but at least I'm prepared. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
2724 I just want to get the feel of things 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
2725 It's my mountain I made out of a mole hill. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
2726 Any fool can climb Everest. No-See Mountain is the REAL test. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
2727 We have to see where inflation actually goes. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
2728 Plagued from the beginning by technical difficulties, the troubled Broadway production of "Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark" hangs on by a thread. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
2729 Once I "hit the wall" on that last project, there was only one thing left to do. 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
2730 I'm just kidding. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
2731 If you build it, THEY will come. 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
2732 Ironically, my super-hero origin story began with a fear of heights and exercise. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
2733 I need some help here! What to you mean, you can't tell me where the next handhold is? 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
2734 I can't take any more of this reality! 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
2735 Who moved my cheese? 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
2736 How should I know where your mountain went? Ask Mohammad! 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
2737 Who needs to build a wall? 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
2738 Oh, this is the virtuwall reality climbing section. 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
2739 I'm part of Led Zeppelin. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
2740 Getting a grip is overrated. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
2741 I've mastered volcano surfing, underwater hockey, and aqua skiing, so it's time to move on to extreme whiteboard climbing. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
2742 Harold's on vacation, and he took the purple crayon with him. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
2743 Where was the rip cord? 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
2744 God is my rope. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
2745 And you said it couldn't be done! 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
2746 Forget Your Wall? 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
2747 I'm leaving and I'm not answering questions nor will I take directions. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
2748 Nothing will stop me from getting to the top. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
2749 Gravity is not virtual! 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
2750 I'm practicing in case they build a wall to try and keep Americans from leaving after the November election. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
2751 Now you're really into thin air. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
2752 The up is easy. Down will be a problem. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
2753 What? Haven't you ever seen a placebo-wall climber before? 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
2754 Scotch tape, damn it, more Scotch tape! 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
2755 I told you it'd be easier with a ladder. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
2756 Combined? I'd guess I've watched 80 hours of Ted Talks. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
2757 They say the ladder to success ain't easy! 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
2758 No, I've got this, unless it starts raining. 1.2041 0.08237 49 43 2 4
2759 Um...the wall is supposed to keep Them out, not Us in. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
2760 I couldn't get above the glass ceiling. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
2761 I'm going for a space walk. I can't stand another 3 months of insults, exaggerations, and outright lies. I might come back in November -- but maybe not... 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2762 LeBron James does this in short pants and sneakers. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
2763 I tell you, I'm up against a glass wall at this firm. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2764 I want to be prepared. You never know in Rio. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2765 Whaddya mean 'imaginary'? Next you'll be telling me there are Trump supporters! 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
2766 I'm actually plummeting, Dave. The cartoonist left out the directional lines. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
2767 If I don't make it back you can have my corner cubicle. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2768 I'm climbing my imaginary wall built by my imaginary people with my imaginary money. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2769 The invisible man is up top! He'll pull me the final few feet. 1.2000 0.08165 45 39 3 3
2770 My mountain turned into a molehill! 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
2771 NO I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE RECEIPT IS FOR THE PARACHUTE! 1.2000 0.08165 45 39 3 3
2772 World watches anxiously as U.K. "Brexits" 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2773 Ignore him Nancy, he's just jealous. 1.2000 0.08165 45 39 3 3
2774 free air climbing again? 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
2775 I'll throw you the pill and you'll see the mountain. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
2776 I've got to get out of this glass box. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
2777 The highest summit is the one of the mind. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
2778 I have experience. My parents hid Christmas presents on top of the wardrobe. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2779 Never mind what I've been sippin' on, old man. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
2780 I'm just trying to make America great again. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
2781 Why am I climbing? I'm not really sure, because it's NOT there! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
2782 Trump's wall won't stop me! 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2783 I'm one of the translators, so I can't be late for the summit! 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
2784 This is not what I expected from a golden parachute! 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
2785 I think I have too pee... 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2786 Accelerated climate change has really confounded the ice climbing community! 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2787 Better him than me. 1.2000 0.08165 45 39 3 3
2788 Call 911 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
2789 It's a Rocky Mountain high! 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2790 It takes a woman to find the glass ceiling but a man to find the shortcut. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
2791 No, really. It is there. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2792 Goals are a good thing, but I have my doubts about climbing to infinity. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2793 I could have sworn there was a mountain here a moment ago. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
2794 While your positive attitude is commendable, Davis; this is still an LLC. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
2795 Hey! It's virtual reality taking the next step. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
2796 I got stuck reaching for the stars. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
2797 I find your lack of faith in Trump's wall disturbing. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2798 Technical climbing is fundamentally a mind game. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2799 All my troubles will soon be behind me. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
2800 Excuse me sir, I'd strongly advise against climbing the wall. The last man went splat. 1.2000 0.06816 45