Contest #527


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527


Name Value
Submission deadline -
Voting started 2016-06-27
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2016-07-10 (estimated)
Number of captions 4601
Number of responses 237412
Number of participants 6746


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Well, your profile pic doesn't look much like you either. 1.7657 0.05994 175 80 56 39
1 You voted ‘Leave,’ didn’t you? 1.7600 0.06800 150 74 38 38
2 Well, I never believed in you either. 1.7208 0.06801 154 82 33 39
3 We have observed you in the barn. So many questions. 1.7068 0.07378 133 73 26 34
4 Greetings, and let go of my penis. 1.6691 0.07458 136 81 19 36
5 Probe you? I hardly know you. 1.6642 0.07022 134 74 31 29
6 Your cows speak highly of you. 1.6618 0.07019 136 76 30 30
7 You look surprised, John. Have I really changed that much since high school? 1.6615 0.07040 130 71 32 27
8 Thank God we found you. What the hell is quinoa? 1.6522 0.07415 115 63 29 23
9 Welcome aboard! First stop, Uranus. 1.6489 0.07263 131 76 25 30
10 Think of us as "Proctologists Without Borders". 1.6429 0.07343 126 73 25 28
11 We said we would return when Cleveland won a championship. 1.6400 0.06466 125 63 44 18
12 Keep me from your leader. 1.6378 0.06862 127 69 35 23
13 If you enjoyed your anal probe as much as we did, please "Like" us on Facebook. 1.6356 0.07769 118 71 19 28
14 I had a great time tonight. Can I call you? 1.6341 0.07142 123 69 30 24
15 I'm sure we can settle this without involving the insurance companies. 1.6303 0.07147 119 66 31 22
16 Wow, small universe! My name is also John. 1.6207 0.07413 116 67 26 23
17 You've been served. 1.6198 0.07259 121 70 27 24
18 Just remember, what happens on Vega stays on Vega. 1.6106 0.07793 113 69 19 25
19 We've met your leaders and, well, you should come with us. 1.6087 0.07170 115 65 30 20
20 We've seen your leaders, and we have absolutely no interest in being taken to them. 1.5966 0.06785 119 66 35 18
21 Yes, it is nice to meet you Earthling, but please let go of my reproductive organ. 1.5929 0.07182 113 65 29 19
22 Thank you for a great weekend, but I'm just not good at long distance relationships. 1.5929 0.07182 113 65 29 19
23 Are you the one who grows the weed? 1.5909 0.07225 110 63 29 18
24 Hate to probe and run... 1.5780 0.06933 109 61 33 15
25 You're right, it's more like a tureen than a saucer. 1.5743 0.06502 101 52 40 9
26 We came in peace, but now we just want to leave. 1.5728 0.07116 103 58 31 14
27 Sorry about all the circles, my wife was driving. 1.5701 0.07641 107 66 21 20
28 We learned everything about you from Facebook; the probing was just for me. 1.5701 0.07869 107 68 17 22
29 We don’t probe any more. You fill out a short questionnaire when you leave. 1.5673 0.08057 104 67 15 22
30 What happens on Vega stays on Vega. 1.5660 0.07345 106 63 26 17
31 We're planning on building a wall around your planet and we want you to pay for it. 1.5644 0.07368 101 59 27 15
32 I hear you hire illegal aliens. 1.5631 0.07388 103 61 26 16
33 Can you direct us to a planet with intelligent life? 1.5612 0.07953 98 61 19 18
34 Excuse me, do you have jumper cables? 1.5510 0.06975 98 55 32 11
35 So you must be the interstellar legend, the Farmer in the Dell. 1.5500 0.08333 100 67 11 22
36 We come to take your jobs. 1.5500 0.07703 100 62 21 17
37 'Is that what you're wearing? ' 1.5490 0.07455 102 62 24 16
38 Welcome. I am a genetically modified potato from the future. 1.5464 0.08162 97 63 15 19
39 Sorry about the crop circles, I needed to jot something down. 1.5446 0.07516 101 62 23 16
40 Sorry you had to climb the stairs, our abduction beam is broken. 1.5426 0.07040 94 53 31 10
41 Not to worry. What happens on Venus, stays on Venus. 1.5408 0.06982 98 56 31 11
42 You look just like all our movies, too! 1.5408 0.06982 98 56 31 11
43 What do I have to do to get you into this spaceship today? 1.5408 0.07420 98 59 25 14
44 Remember that what happens on Venus stays on Venus. 1.5408 0.06829 98 55 33 10
45 Getting so many volunteers is nice, but truthfully I miss the abductions. 1.5408 0.07560 98 60 23 15
46 I have travelled the galaxy in search of another species that wears one-piece clothing. 1.5400 0.07443 100 61 24 15
47 Well, no. The truth is we won't probe you anywhere unless your primary care physician has made a referral to us for that sort of thing. 1.5400 0.07577 100 62 22 16
48 Welcome aboard. It's good to eat you. 1.5400 0.07839 100 64 18 18
49 Your crop circle design won. Please come with us. 1.5392 0.07461 102 63 23 16
50 Take me to your lesser of two evils 1.5361 0.08035 97 63 16 18
51 We just come down here once in a while to feel good about ourselves. 1.5354 0.07224 99 59 27 13
52 Lets keep in touch on Spacebook. 1.5319 0.07046 94 54 30 10
53 Hello, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ? 1.5319 0.07816 94 59 20 15
54 In our civilization, we reproduce through handshakes. 1.5312 0.07688 96 60 21 15
55 Don't worry Sir, I will have her home by 11 p.m. 1.5263 0.07459 95 58 24 13
56 E. I. E. I. O. Signal received. 1.5263 0.07608 95 59 22 14
57 Honey, dinner's here. 1.5217 0.07328 92 55 26 11
58 Nah, we're a weather balloon. 1.5208 0.07401 96 59 24 13
59 EIEIO 1.5208 0.07972 96 63 16 17
60 Can I use your bathroom? It's been a long trip. 1.5172 0.08315 87 57 15 15
61 Welcome. We've heard amazing jokes about your daughter. 1.5165 0.07553 91 56 23 12
62 We heard you had universal health care. 1.5161 0.07738 93 59 20 14
63 Congratulations! You're our one millionth abductee! 1.5161 0.07108 93 55 28 10
64 No, anal probe is just a common alien surname 1.5161 0.07887 93 60 18 15
65 Since you did have polyps removed I will have to see you again in 5 years. 1.5158 0.08178 95 64 13 18
66 Where I'm from, everybody is genetically modified. 1.5158 0.07311 95 58 25 12
67 We've come to bring the Kardashians home. 1.5155 0.07631 97 62 20 15
68 It's nothing you've done -- We're just going in a different direction with our abductions. 1.5111 0.08248 90 60 14 16
69 You should have no more problems with your satellite service now, sir. 1.5111 0.07110 90 53 28 9
70 We're not from around here. 1.5111 0.07283 90 54 26 10
71 Your cows said very nice things about you. 1.5111 0.07453 90 55 24 11
72 Take me from my leaders. 1.5109 0.07650 92 58 21 13
73 Pull my finger. 1.5109 0.07650 92 58 21 13
74 Would you like to watch a 30-minute video about a time-share opportunity? 1.5106 0.07524 94 59 22 13
75 I speak your language... E I E I O! 1.5057 0.08476 87 59 12 16
76 We live fifty seven light years away, so we just started receiving Bonanza. 1.5056 0.07849 89 57 19 13
77 'Oh no, it's an earthling!' Just kidding, we've probed you and erased your memory like 50 times. Come on in. 1.5056 0.08474 89 61 11 17
78 We come in peace - and for the cronuts. 1.5056 0.08168 89 59 15 15
79 Are you the farmer who has the daughter' we've heard so much about? 1.5056 0.07345 89 54 25 10
80 Sorry about the crop circles. We were just messing with you. 1.5056 0.07516 89 55 23 11
81 We've come for all the extra gluten. 1.5055 0.08025 91 60 16 15
82 We're here to help. We understand there's something the matter with Kansas. 1.5055 0.07872 91 59 18 14
83 Hi, we're the new owners. 1.5055 0.07555 91 57 22 12
84 There's a two drink minimum. 1.5054 0.07739 93 60 19 14
85 Your race isn't as orange as your television signals had us believe. 1.5053 0.07612 95 61 20 14
86 I suppose my dating profile was a bit misleading. 1.5053 0.06837 95 56 30 9
87 Take me to your leader - just kidding, we're abducting you. 1.5000 0.07781 90 58 19 13
88 Sorry we do have a dress code. 1.5000 0.07581 88 55 22 11
89 Is there a gender neutral bathroom around here? 1.5000 0.07581 88 55 22 11
90 Then it's agreed--we'll take you away from here no matter who wins in November. 1.5000 0.08399 90 62 11 17
91 Welcome aboard--Just a reminder that Economy class is self-probing. 1.4949 0.07648 99 66 17 16
92 Don't worry, we're not Mexican or Muslim. 1.4948 0.07198 97 61 24 12
93 I bet your almanac didn't predict this. 1.4945 0.07555 91 58 21 12
94 And you've only had clear liquids for the past 24 hours, correct? 1.4944 0.07684 89 57 20 12
95 Don’t worry, you won’t remember a thing. 1.4944 0.08322 89 61 12 16
96 It was so nice of your wife to volunteer you. 1.4944 0.06988 89 53 28 8
97 Congratulations, just attend one timeshare presentation, and we’ll have you home by yesterday! 1.4943 0.07647 87 55 21 11
98 I don't probe on the first abduction. 1.4941 0.07223 85 51 26 8
99 E-I-E-I-O' I presume? 1.4941 0.08472 85 58 12 15
100 Whoa, wait, you guys are the masters of this planet? We had our money on Jack Russell terriers! 1.4889 0.08248 90 62 12 16
101 We're looking forward to meeting your daughter... 1.4886 0.07406 88 55 23 10
102 Klaatu barada nikto . . . just messing with you. 1.4884 0.08060 86 57 16 13
103 Congratulations, you've won the Caption Contest. 1.4884 0.08228 86 58 14 14
104 Does Earth still have any leaders worth taking me to? 1.4884 0.08060 86 57 16 13
105 You look like the type of gentleman who knows a good deal on a time share when he sees one. Am I right? 1.4881 0.08033 84 55 17 12
106 We come seeking peas. 1.4881 0.07852 84 54 19 11
107 What I meant was, we would like to have you stay for dinner. 1.4828 0.07101 87 53 26 8
108 I come in peace. And also for your job. 1.4828 0.08315 87 60 12 15
109 And, I promise to make the universe great again. 1.4828 0.07645 87 56 20 11
110 Actually we can't claim any credit for the pyramids but we shared some ideas with that guy who developed the lava lamp 1.4828 0.07817 87 57 18 12
111 Hello there, is this your first ride with Uber? 1.4824 0.07412 85 53 23 9
112 Our intelligence says you're supposed to introduce me to your daughter and offer me a place to sleep tonight. 1.4819 0.08106 83 55 16 12
113 Before annihilating your planet, may I use your facilities? 1.4819 0.07735 83 53 20 10
114 Are you organic? 1.4810 0.07398 79 48 24 7
115 Normally, I say, 'Take me to your leader,' but we've been following your election process, so don't bother. 1.4773 0.08078 88 60 14 14
116 I should have called first. 1.4762 0.07280 84 52 24 8
117 Just stopped by to let you know that we will be using crop SQUARES from now on... 1.4762 0.08549 84 59 10 15
118 Alien? No, no, no. I'm Mexican. I just used this to get over your wall. 1.4756 0.08363 82 56 13 13
119 Do they still think you're Amish? 1.4750 0.07542 80 50 22 8
120 Come on in. I have candy. 1.4719 0.06797 89 54 28 7
121 Another choosing anal probes over President Trump! 1.4713 0.08148 87 60 13 14
122 We heard you hire alien workers. 1.4706 0.06817 85 51 28 6
123 Your GMO corn called us: we need to replace your field management chip. 1.4706 0.07954 85 57 16 12
124 I got your friend request. 1.4706 0.07216 85 53 24 8
125 Thank God you’re still here.....you haven’t noticed any keys rattling around in your anus, have you? 1.4706 0.08630 85 61 8 16
126 We have come to take your jobs. 1.4699 0.08102 83 56 15 12
127 You're over analyzing it. Sometimes a crop circle is just a crop circle. 1.4691 0.07675 81 52 20 9
128 Mr. Hoffa will see you now. 1.4691 0.08256 81 55 14 12
129 Congrats, you're our one millionth abductee! 1.4684 0.08419 79 54 13 12
130 Oh, no thank you. Just tell your leaders that we say, "Hi." 1.4684 0.07608 79 50 21 8
131 Mr. MacDonald? My name is EIEIO. I hear you've been trying to reach me for some time. 1.4684 0.08223 79 53 15 11
132 So... can I, uh, call you? 1.4643 0.07659 84 55 19 10
133 You're welcome aboard, so long as you stay away from my daughters. 1.4643 0.08374 84 59 11 14
134 Hi! You're Craigslist ad said, "M, F or surprise me. 1.4643 0.08024 84 57 15 12
135 Does your planet have species neutral bathrooms? 1.4643 0.07274 84 53 23 8
136 Sir I know you are very confused right now but please, can I use your bathroom? 1.4643 0.08201 84 58 13 13
137 I'm Glen, your Uber driver. 1.4634 0.07603 82 53 20 9
138 While you've been growing broccoli, we've been growing you. 1.4634 0.07798 82 54 18 10
139 Hello, Mr. Anderson, do not be alarmed. Your H.M.O. has outsourced to us your annual 'After-50' colonoscopy. 1.4634 0.07603 82 53 20 9
140 Come help make Mars great again. 1.4634 0.07603 82 53 20 9
141 I'm sorry , my wife insists you take off your shoes. 1.4634 0.07402 82 52 22 8
142 Our new menu is farmer-to-table. 1.4634 0.08175 82 56 14 12
143 Actually...we're looking for "the farmer's daughter" we've heard so much about. 1.4634 0.06983 82 50 26 6
144 Just kidding. I'm from Monsanto. 1.4625 0.07743 80 52 19 9
145 I came as soon as I heard about the ball field. 1.4625 0.07536 80 51 21 8
146 Can we do crop squares this time? 1.4625 0.07536 80 51 21 8
147 Wish I could invite you in, but we've got a strict ban on illegal aliens. 1.4625 0.07743 80 52 19 9
148 We are collecting two Mennonite . Is anyone else home? 1.4615 0.08693 78 55 10 13
149 I know, my profile picture is a couple years old. 1.4615 0.07229 78 48 24 6
150 Would you consider yourself free-range? 1.4615 0.07676 78 50 20 8
151 Hey Fred. Come on in. Your cows have been asking about you. 1.4588 0.07770 85 57 17 11
152 We heard America is gonna be great again! 1.4578 0.07724 83 55 18 10
153 You seem surprised yet we spelled everything out pretty clearly in the crop circles. 1.4578 0.07333 83 53 22 8
154 That's what you're wearing? 1.4578 0.08451 83 59 10 14
155 We're just here for Dick Cheney--sorry about the wait. 1.4578 0.08451 83 59 10 14
156 I'm sorry for your loss. Alf was a hero to us all. 1.4578 0.07912 83 56 16 11
157 So the three day vacation is free and all I need to do is attend a 30 minute presentation. 1.4578 0.07130 83 52 24 7
158 You don't have 'Hamilton' tickets, do you? 1.4568 0.08434 81 57 11 13
159 Thank God you're here! You heard we're looking for an alternative Republican candidate? 1.4568 0.08060 81 55 15 11
160 Bring two of each. 1.4568 0.07866 81 54 17 10
161 I'll call you. Promise. 1.4557 0.08216 79 54 14 11
162 We always buy local... 1.4557 0.07600 79 51 20 8
163 Just make it look like an abduction, okay? 1.4557 0.07811 79 52 18 9
164 So, how many steps is that for mankind? 1.4545 0.07028 88 56 24 8
165 Whaddya say to a latté after the probe? 1.4545 0.08173 77 52 15 10
166 Mind if I hook up to your septic tank? 1.4533 0.07177 75 46 24 5
167 So, it's agreed, 2 tickets to "Hamilton" for a trip to Alpha Centauri. 1.4512 0.07594 82 54 19 9
168 We saw your sign for farm-fresh strawberries and had to stop. 1.4512 0.07187 82 52 23 7
169 Take us to Lucy Ricardo. 1.4512 0.08528 82 59 9 14
170 Are you the Nigerian prince who has been sending me emails? 1.4512 0.07790 82 55 17 10
171 So your people are free-range? 1.4512 0.07594 82 54 19 9
172 Hi, Are you Jack? I am Jonathan, your Uber Driver 1.4512 0.07790 82 55 17 10
173 Thanks for the directions, the GPS on this thing never works. 1.4500 0.07313 80 51 22 7
174 On second thought, I can do without meeting your leader. 1.4500 0.07313 80 51 22 7
175 Look, we enjoy a good gag as much as anyone, but this is the last crop circle we're going to do for you. 1.4500 0.08325 80 56 12 12
176 Congratulations you are our 1 millionth abduction 1.4500 0.07936 80 54 16 10
177 We have to prove our gender in order to use your restrooms? 1.4500 0.07734 80 53 18 9
178 May I use your restroom? 1.4500 0.07093 80 50 24 6
179 Eee I eee I oh. 1.4500 0.07936 80 54 16 10
180 That was fast. Uber said you were two light years away. 1.4462 0.08779 65 44 13 8
181 You look nothing like your profile pic 1.4444 0.07454 81 53 20 8
182 Do NOT take me to your leader. 1.4444 0.07857 81 55 16 10
183 What happens on Venus, stays on Venus. 1.4444 0.06804 81 50 26 5
184 The crop circles? Oh, we were just messing with you. 1.4444 0.07857 81 55 16 10
185 Thanks so much. Our regular sitter cancelled and we have Hamilton tickets. 1.4444 0.08425 81 58 10 13
186 So we’re agreed: That’s a ‘yes’ to the cup of sugar but ‘no’ to the probing. 1.4444 0.07658 81 54 18 9
187 Is this your first time using Uber? 1.4430 0.08401 79 56 11 12
188 We could have Skyped this meeting, you realize. 1.4430 0.08006 79 54 15 10
189 Do not be afraid. I am not from Mexico. 1.4416 0.07732 77 51 18 8
190 Yes, I promise to come back and get you if he wins. 1.4400 0.07882 75 50 17 8
191 Can you get me four tickets to "Hamilton"? 1.4400 0.08327 75 52 13 10
192 We were told we could get some guns here... 1.4390 0.07175 82 53 22 7
193 And remember, please take a moment to complete the Abductee Experience survey for 10% less probing at your next abduction. 1.4390 0.07583 82 55 18 9
194 E-I-E-I-O 1.4390 0.08157 82 58 12 12
195 Thanks for coming. We have the results of your probe. 1.4390 0.07970 82 57 14 11
196 Hi, it's Me--without the beard and sandals! 1.4384 0.08936 73 53 8 12
197 We too love bacon. 1.4375 0.07722 80 54 17 9
198 So this is your first time riding with Uber? 1.4375 0.07722 80 54 17 9
199 Don't worry, we'll have her home by nine. 1.4375 0.08122 80 56 13 11
200 Lucky you. This happens to be Dress Down Friday. 1.4375 0.07924 80 55 15 10
201 Ignore the kids. We don't like them playing with their food. 1.4375 0.07924 80 55 15 10
202 Do you mind? The wife's a nut for vacation photos. 1.4375 0.07514 80 53 19 8
203 I bought the farm 1.4375 0.08122 80 56 13 11
204 Looks like you got the memo on the one-piece suit. Just kidding. Come on in. 1.4359 0.09049 78 59 4 15
205 Remember, tell them you got the seeds from Monsanto. 1.4359 0.07653 78 52 18 8
206 I was the closest Uber driver tonight. 1.4359 0.08479 78 56 10 12
207 I'm so happy to eat you. I mean, happy to meet you. 1.4359 0.07868 78 53 16 9
208 What does EIEIO stand for? 1.4359 0.07653 78 52 18 8
209 Ahhh! Nothing beats farm fresh to table. 1.4359 0.07433 78 51 20 7
210 Good evening, kind sir. I was wondering if I could share the word of Glork with you? 1.4342 0.08652 76 55 9 12
211 Kids, set the table. Dinner's here. 1.4342 0.07571 76 50 19 7
212 Greetings, I am Bort and I will be your Uber driver tonight. 1.4342 0.07571 76 50 19 7
213 Just a quick x-ray. I haven't seen my watch since your probing. 1.4342 0.08021 76 52 15 9
214 You had me at "ZXQRPBYMWK". 1.4342 0.08447 76 54 11 11
215 We'll keep your resume on file. 1.4304 0.07576 79 53 18 8
216 Welcome aboard, sir. You know, we honestly didn't think he'd win either. Hilary is already inside with the others. 1.4304 0.07359 79 52 20 7
217 We heard you were outstanding in your field. 1.4304 0.07787 79 54 16 9
218 We want to pick your brain for a minute. 1.4286 0.07493 77 51 19 7
219 I could eat a horse! Just kidding, your offspring will suffice. 1.4286 0.08356 77 55 11 11
220 I'll have her back by curfew. 1.4286 0.07718 77 52 17 8
221 But no shoes inside the ship, if you don't mind. 1.4267 0.07634 75 50 18 7
222 Welcome to Trump University! 1.4267 0.08093 75 52 14 9
223 OK, I'll take you from your leaders. 1.4250 0.07708 80 55 16 9
224 Come; we'll take you from farm to table. 1.4250 0.07065 80 52 22 6
225 Buy local... Ha! Good one. 1.4247 0.07783 73 49 17 7
226 You're 100% organic, right? 1.4231 0.07417 78 52 19 7
227 It's just as you thought, your wife IS one of ours. 1.4231 0.07853 78 54 15 9
228 Ah, Mr Jones, my 2 o'clock colonoscopy, come right in. 1.4231 0.07417 78 52 19 7
229 Have my daughter home by midnight or I'll melt your whole planet. 1.4231 0.08266 78 56 11 11
230 'Come on in, great costume!' 1.4231 0.07853 78 54 15 9
231 So sorry about your cattle, wife and crops. It's my first invasion. 1.4231 0.07638 78 53 17 8
232 Take me to your superdelegates. 1.4231 0.07853 78 54 15 9
233 Welcome aboard! I'm the head of community relations. It's my job to find the person least likely to be believed. 1.4231 0.08062 78 55 13 10
234 Good evening sir, can I take a moment to tell you about L. Ron Hubbard 1.4231 0.07638 78 53 17 8
235 We’ve paid for your 20th century vintage LP club, but so far your Voyager’s only delivered the sound effects one. 1.4211 0.09035 76 58 4 14
236 We would have made contact sooner, but we were waiting for Cleveland to win a championship. 1.4211 0.07554 76 51 18 7
237 No, no—don’t take me to your leader. 1.4211 0.07783 76 52 16 8
238 Greetings American voter. Your application for refugee status has been approved. 1.4211 0.07783 76 52 16 8
239 No, it's too late to change your mind to Remain. 1.4203 0.08104 69 47 15 7
240 Thanks for getting abducted on such short notice. 1.4189 0.08165 74 52 13 9
241 You look familiar. Have we probed you before? 1.4167 0.08333 72 51 12 9
242 So we agree. Squares. Not Circles ... squares. 1.4167 0.07335 72 47 20 5
243 Take me to your least-disapproved-of leader. 1.4167 0.08565 72 52 10 10
244 Can I use your outhouse? 1.4167 0.08333 72 51 12 9
245 No, you can't go with us. We simply need to use your Wi-Fi. 1.4156 0.07701 77 53 16 8
246 Congratulations, you just bought the farm. 1.4156 0.07919 77 54 14 9
247 Please don't take me to your leaders. 1.4156 0.07003 77 50 22 5
248 We hear you can explain Daylight Saving Time! 1.4156 0.07701 77 53 16 8
249 There's been a terrible misunderstanding. I meant to swipe left... 1.4154 0.08741 65 46 11 8
250 Fear not, my farm-fresh, cage-free friend. 1.4143 0.08511 70 50 11 9
251 Sir, bovine number 141 and I are in love and I've come to ask your permission to marry her. 1.4143 0.07475 70 46 19 5
252 We don't usually do this but your probe results raised some red flags. 1.4143 0.08511 70 50 11 9
253 I normally request that you take me to your leader but I understand you are having issues. 1.4133 0.07848 75 52 15 8
254 We came to destroy your planet, but there's no rush. Why don't you come in for a beer? 1.4133 0.07848 75 52 15 8
255 I come from the future. Can I interest you in a reverse mortgage? 1.4133 0.07375 75 50 19 6
256 Congratulations! Your crop circles are the only ones that make sense. 1.4133 0.07375 75 50 19 6
257 Let me start by telling you the difference between term and whole life insurance. 1.4118 0.08698 68 49 10 9
258 Yes, just square dancing. I promise! 1.4110 0.08466 73 53 10 10
259 We'll always have Kansas. 1.4110 0.07763 73 50 16 7
260 You look like you haven't been probed in ages. 1.4110 0.08466 73 53 10 10
261 Is this Area 51? 1.4110 0.07256 73 48 20 5
262 I'm here to enter the Miss Universe pageant. 1.4110 0.07763 73 50 16 7
263 Greetings! I represent Future Farmers of America. 1.4110 0.07513 73 49 18 6
264 No doubt the first thing you’re wondering is how I got my head stuck in a goldfish bowl. 1.4110 0.08004 73 51 14 8
265 My name is Cwqqyfteh. That is pronounced Shyrui7fuy. 1.4110 0.08688 73 54 8 11
266 Welcome......We LOVE the Amish!......I have one of your quilts! 1.4085 0.07392 71 47 19 5
267 I'm here in Iowa to launch my 2020 campaign for President. 1.4085 0.07917 71 49 15 7
268 Roswell's become so touristy that we decided to go somewhere else this year. 1.4079 0.07534 76 52 17 7
269 ... When you've both lied on your online dating profiles. 1.4079 0.07986 76 54 13 9
270 Welcome aboard. We know you could have flown with anybody, but thank you for choosing us. 1.4079 0.07053 76 50 21 5
271 I see you got our ad for a free physical. 1.4079 0.08203 76 55 11 10
272 We offer universal health care 1.4079 0.07534 76 52 17 7
273 Thanks, again, and tell your chickens we like what they're saying about time, we're going to test the theory, and we will get back to them. 1.4079 0.07764 76 53 15 8
274 When you awake you will spread the message: "There is no reason to search for life on other planets." 1.4079 0.07534 76 52 17 7
275 Don't worry, you'll be free-range. 1.4079 0.07534 76 52 17 7
276 Let's give 'em somethin' to talk about 1.4079 0.07986 76 54 13 9
277 It was a lovely evening, but let's just leave it that I'll call you. 1.4079 0.07764 76 53 15 8
278 Is it true you taste just like chicken? 1.4058 0.08081 69 48 14 7
279 Hello, we're here to make America great again! 1.4054 0.07915 74 52 14 8
280 You can come aboard, but stay away from my daughter. 1.4054 0.07915 74 52 14 8
281 It's like Airbnb. With anal probes. 1.4054 0.07915 74 52 14 8
282 Nice to meet you, you're not a Jehovah's witness are you? 1.4054 0.07915 74 52 14 8
283 Are you satisfied with your current provider of telecommunication services? 1.4054 0.06916 74 48 22 4
284 We came for your moving stairs technology. 1.4054 0.07432 74 50 18 6
285 Welcome aboard. This is not the rapture, I am not your father and we only go as far as Albuquerque. 1.4054 0.07915 74 52 14 8
286 This exciting timeshare promotion entitles you to a free weekend’s stay, by simply participating in our 60 minute probe! 1.4028 0.08073 72 51 13 8
287 Do you know who did your neighbor's crop circles? 1.4028 0.07573 72 49 17 6
288 Despite what you've been told, not all aliens speak Spanish. 1.4028 0.08312 72 52 11 9
289 No, try the farm down the road. We don't use illegal aliens. 1.4028 0.08312 72 52 11 9
290 Don't look so shocked, I told you I was going to shave off my mustache. 1.4026 0.07900 77 55 13 9
291 I promise I will bring you back if he doesn't get elected 1.4026 0.07680 77 54 15 8
292 Congrats, you're our millionth probing! 1.4026 0.07680 77 54 15 8
293 Really sorry about the crop circles. Your neighbor Ned said that you would think it was hilarious. 1.4000 0.07722 70 48 16 6
294 Or you can stay here with Trump, your choice! 1.4000 0.07722 70 48 16 6
295 Come on in for your free personality test 1.4000 0.08488 70 51 10 9
296 We were looking for signs of intelligence. Guess you'll have to do. 1.4000 0.07985 70 49 14 7
297 We did a survey, and nine out of ten abductees said the tractor beam felt too impersonal. 1.3974 0.08025 78 57 11 10
298 Smoking or non-smoking? 1.3973 0.07981 73 52 13 8
299 Can you take me to this Green Giant? 1.3973 0.07489 73 50 17 6
300 We just watched a Trump speech and decided not to colonize your planet. 1.3973 0.07231 73 49 19 5
301 Sorry about the cow. 1.3973 0.06963 73 48 21 4
302 Oh? Didn't you get my telepathy? 1.3973 0.07739 73 51 15 7
303 We don't want to hurt you, abduct you, or probe you. We just wanted to see how well people on this planet shook hands. 1.3973 0.08884 73 56 5 12
304 I'm so glad you got my corn maze message. 1.3973 0.07981 73 52 13 8
305 Enter, entrée. 1.3973 0.07739 73 51 15 7
306 Could you hold on a minute? I'm right in the middle of coordinating an invasion. 1.3973 0.08667 73 55 7 11
307 Meals are available for purchase and it's $50 for a window seat but we don't have any windows. 1.3973 0.06963 73 48 21 4
308 The total flight, including the layover, will take .02 seconds, but we do have in-flight entertainment. 1.3971 0.07300 68 45 19 4
309 Greetings human -- we come from a planet 200 light years away. All we need is to perform an anal probe, and we'll be on our way. 1.3971 0.09166 68 52 5 11
310 Don't worry. We'll have you back by bedtime... for your great grandchildren. 1.3947 0.07965 76 55 12 9
311 Why does the cheese stand alone? 1.3944 0.07633 71 49 16 6
312 We'll call you next week with the results of your anal probe. 1.3944 0.08854 71 54 6 11
313 Hi, you must be Hank. I'm *#@($*&@5, but I like to go by Steve. 1.3944 0.08143 71 51 12 8
314 No not from Syria, I'm from Sirius. 1.3944 0.07892 71 50 14 7
315 Most people just threatened to move to Canada 1.3944 0.07892 71 50 14 7
316 I'm visiting all the swing planets. 1.3944 0.07365 71 48 18 5
317 I want to sell you on a little idea we're calling Nebrexit. 1.3944 0.07892 71 50 14 7
318 Quick question for you. If you were brought on an alien ship and forced to submit to a battery of medical experiments, you wouldn't tell anybody, right? 1.3944 0.08143 71 51 12 8
319 Actually, we do know Jesus. Come on in. 1.3944 0.07892 71 50 14 7
320 That's okay, you won't remember me this time either. 1.3944 0.07365 71 48 18 5
321 Let me be the first to welcome you to your abduction. 1.3919 0.07407 74 51 17 6
322 Wipe your feet. 1.3919 0.07407 74 51 17 6
323 Do we serve humans? Why yes, c'mon in! 1.3913 0.08314 69 50 11 8
324 The citizens of Ee-i-ee-i-oh are grateful for your patronage. 1.3889 0.08288 72 53 10 9
325 Did you know you can bring one item for the overhead bin? 1.3889 0.07282 72 49 18 5
326 "Given your current presidential candidates, I think it's best you come with me. 1.3889 0.07546 72 50 16 6
327 I am the only true outsider running for President 1.3889 0.08048 72 52 12 8
328 Sorry about the circles, the wife's just learning on the clutch. 1.3889 0.07546 72 50 16 6
329 We work hard, we'll accept low wages, and just let him try to deport us. 1.3889 0.07009 72 48 20 4
330 Welcome, Neighbor. And, please accept my apologies for incinerating your entire corn crop. 1.3881 0.07655 67 46 16 5
331 Hi, it's nice to eat you. 1.3867 0.07568 75 53 15 7
332 The bad news-We taken over the earth. The good news-We have no middle seats. Welcome aboard. 1.3867 0.06816 75 50 21 4
333 Take me to your leader. Just kidding – they’ve all been evaporated. 1.3867 0.08251 75 56 9 10
334 My planet has a very liberal definition of locally grown. 1.3857 0.07693 70 49 15 6
335 My GPS tells me this is India, but my gut tells me this is Indiana. 1.3857 0.08214 70 51 11 8
336 So long and thanks for all the Amish. 1.3857 0.07419 70 48 17 5
337 My planet still enjoys dairy and gluten. 1.3857 0.07419 70 48 17 5
338 Actually, it's the political atmosphere I can't tolerate. 1.3857 0.07693 70 49 15 6
339 Nope You stopped at the wrong MacDonald's for that. 1.3857 0.07958 70 50 13 7
340 But I just had a colonoscopy. 1.3857 0.08462 70 52 9 9
341 The whole galaxy is going absolutely berserk for your heirloom tomatoes. 1.3857 0.07958 70 50 13 7
342 Yes, technically 'illegal aliens,' but we prefer 'undocumented agricultural workers.' 1.3846 0.08405 65 47 11 7
343 Well, you're not going to be in Kansas anymore. 1.3810 0.07977 63 44 14 5
344 Yeah? Well, I never saw a guy in bib overalls and a straw hat before, either. 1.3810 0.08292 63 45 12 6
345 We wanted to come before your president banned all aliens. 1.3803 0.07334 71 49 17 5
346 Are you ready for an Earxit? 1.3803 0.08115 71 52 11 8
347 So we have a deal. No GMOs in our UFOs. 1.3803 0.07864 71 51 13 7
348 Of all the species I've encountered, you earthlings definitely have the coolest hats. 1.3803 0.06763 71 47 21 3
349 Could I possibly borrow a cup of plutonium? 1.3803 0.06459 71 46 23 2
350 Let's get that free prostate exam started, shall we? 1.3803 0.08360 71 53 9 9
351 We admired the lovely patterns you made in your field 1.3803 0.07603 71 50 15 6
352 The crop circles are ours, but you'll have to talk to that neighbor kid about the cow tipping. 1.3803 0.07334 71 49 17 5
353 Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.3803 0.07334 71 49 17 5
354 We just need to use your bathroom. 1.3803 0.07334 71 49 17 5
355 You're free range? 1.3803 0.06763 71 47 21 3
356 Parking in New York is near impossible. 1.3788 0.08297 66 48 11 7
357 Howdy! 'Just passin' by and saw your "U-pick-it" sign. 1.3768 0.08023 69 50 12 7
358 We're here to probe the people who demoted Pluto. 1.3768 0.07473 69 48 16 5
359 Hi, so sorry, but do you have a phone charger I can use for like five minutes? 1.3768 0.06879 69 46 20 3
360 Have you heard the good news? 1.3768 0.06562 69 45 22 2
361 Do you have time to talk about our overlord and savior? 1.3768 0.07473 69 48 16 5
362 I know you wanted a tractor, but I think you're really going to like what this baby can do. 1.3768 0.07473 69 48 16 5
363 You won the Tour of the Galaxy! But first we have a short presentation about timeshare opportunities. 1.3768 0.08285 69 51 10 8
364 Come in and I'll show you how we make those crop circles. 1.3768 0.06562 69 45 22 2
365 I hope you've eaten. We no longer serve meals on these flights. 1.3768 0.07182 69 47 18 4
366 We're here for the Anybody-But-Trump rally on Thursday. 1.3768 0.08285 69 51 10 8
367 Amazon Same-Hour Delivery...Where do want your peat moss? 1.3768 0.07473 69 48 16 5
368 We're so excited to have you for dinner. 1.3750 0.07772 72 52 13 7
369 Go to www.et.md for the results of your procedure. 1.3750 0.08260 72 54 9 9
370 We've heard great things about your daughter. 1.3750 0.07516 72 51 15 6
371 Take me to your leader. No, not that one. No, not that one. No, definitely not that one. Heck, is that Carter guy still around? 1.3733 0.07296 75 53 16 6
372 Sorry about the steps, the dang "beam-up" button is busted. 1.3731 0.08191 67 49 11 7
373 I'll need your shoes, your belt and your laptop, please. 1.3731 0.07911 67 48 13 6
374 Did you advertise a goat for sale on Craig's List? 1.3731 0.07619 67 47 15 5
375 Thank you for choosing Uber Universe. 1.3731 0.07911 67 48 13 6
376 We used to say, "Take me to your leader," but we've been watching the campaign coverage. 1.3731 0.08191 67 49 11 7
377 I just wanted to apologize for the circles and the cows 1.3714 0.07660 70 50 14 6
378 We heard that you're all gluten free 1.3714 0.08183 70 52 10 8
379 Let's change things up. Tonight, you anally probe me. 1.3714 0.08183 70 52 10 8
380 I'd like to thank you personally for destroying your planet for us. 1.3699 0.07925 73 54 11 8
381 The folks in town weren’t able to help us, but they said you could fix just about anything. 1.3692 0.07128 65 44 18 3
382 You'd rather come with us than stay with the orange-haired one? 1.3676 0.08865 68 53 5 10
383 Yes, I'm your Uber driver. Where to? 1.3676 0.07813 68 49 13 6
384 No, seriously ...the guys are playing poker... C'mon in." 1.3676 0.06919 68 46 19 3
385 Nice going George, you had 'em fooled for years. Now it's time to take you home. 1.3676 0.07813 68 49 13 6
386 I remember when you were a microbe. 1.3676 0.07813 68 49 13 6
387 Alpha Centauri...and we'd sure like to use your restroom. 1.3676 0.08089 68 50 11 7
388 Welcome aboard! You're just in time to be part of our harvest. 1.3676 0.07813 68 49 13 6
389 I've seen the candidates. DON'T take me to your leader. 1.3676 0.07526 68 48 15 5
390 Thanks for volunteering. Did you abstain from solid foods like we asked? 1.3676 0.07229 68 47 17 4
391 It's actually my first time using Uber... 1.3676 0.07526 68 48 15 5
392 Greetings! We're here to make Earth great again. 1.3676 0.07526 68 48 15 5
393 So long, and thanks for all the chickens! 1.3676 0.07229 68 47 17 4
394 And your wife is OK with this? 1.3676 0.06919 68 46 19 3
395 It's okay. We're legal aliens. 1.3676 0.07813 68 49 13 6
396 After reviewing your planet, we've decided we're not interested in taking over, but thank you for your time. 1.3651 0.06901 63 42 19 2
397 The pleasure is all mine, and I will see you again the next time you select "same day shipping." 1.3636 0.08260 66 49 10 7
398 Hi, Mr. Stinson - You called Uber? 1.3636 0.07973 66 48 12 6
399 We prefer the term "guest worker". 1.3636 0.08260 66 49 10 7
400 Thank goodness - we're out of ethanol. 1.3636 0.07675 66 47 14 5
401 Oh, thank goodness. You look just like your profile picture. 1.3636 0.07365 66 46 16 4
402 We come in peace. Please do not take me to your leader. 1.3636 0.07675 66 47 14 5
403 We heard the one about your daughter! 1.3623 0.07717 69 50 13 6
404 Thanks for coming on short notice, especially on a 4th of July weekend. Let me show you where the leak is. 1.3623 0.07143 69 48 17 4
405 So, again, you're sure you can supply us with all the ethanol we're going to need for a full-on invasion? 1.3623 0.08505 69 53 7 9
406 You look surprised to see us. Didn't you receive the crop circles? 1.3623 0.07717 69 50 13 6
407 We wanted to get here before you built the wall. 1.3623 0.08505 69 53 7 9
408 Hi, you called for an Uber? 1.3594 0.07509 64 45 15 4
409 Evening friend, do you have a few minutes to talk about the lord? 1.3594 0.07832 64 46 13 5
410 You looked different on your Tinder profile. 1.3594 0.07509 64 45 15 4
411 We're here to provide the second opinion you requested from your HMO. 1.3594 0.08143 64 47 11 6
412 Welcome to the time share presentation! 1.3594 0.07171 64 44 17 3
413 I know, I look nothing like my profile pic. 1.3582 0.07275 67 47 16 4
414 Look at the bright side---you'll miss the fall elections. 1.3582 0.08154 67 50 10 7
415 You look like a man who could fix our tractor beam. 1.3582 0.08154 67 50 10 7
416 You're a Homo what? 1.3582 0.07579 67 48 14 5
417 Thank you for responding to our crop circle. 1.3582 0.06957 67 46 18 3
418 Congratulations! The free flight that you won also includes a complementary medical exam. 1.3582 0.07872 67 49 12 6
419 Did you say, "We come for peace," or "We come for peas?" The peas I can help you with. 1.3582 0.07872 67 49 12 6
420 You must be here for the open house. 1.3582 0.07872 67 49 12 6
421 Welcome...we need your expertise on how you can make money by not growing things. 1.3582 0.08154 67 50 10 7
422 Welcome aboard! Ready to Earthxit? 1.3548 0.08322 62 46 10 6
423 You have been randomly selected for additional probing. 1.3548 0.08322 62 46 10 6
424 I came to experience "Minnesota nice." 1.3548 0.08634 62 47 8 7
425 You'll find that we are very welcoming to foreign workers. 1.3548 0.08634 62 47 8 7
426 The chef wants to know if you are certified organic. 1.3548 0.07307 62 43 16 3
427 Welcome aboard, earthling with the scent of cow dung. 1.3538 0.08036 65 48 11 6
428 Sorry to pull you out of bed so late, but we need some work done on our tractor beam. 1.3538 0.07413 65 46 15 4
429 NOW do you see how silly that wall would be? 1.3538 0.07082 65 45 17 3
430 Thumb war? 1.3538 0.08036 65 48 11 6
431 It's always nice to meet a fellow Mason. 1.3538 0.07413 65 46 15 4
432 We enjoyed having your leader for dinner. 1.3538 0.08036 65 48 11 6
433 Uber for MacDonald? 1.3538 0.08036 65 48 11 6
434 And tell your wife her apple pie is out of this world. 1.3538 0.08036 65 48 11 6
435 Your daughter is crazy. Good luck to you sir. 1.3538 0.08329 65 49 9 7
436 So... Can I count on your vote in November? 1.3538 0.07731 65 47 13 5
437 You were smart to book now. We're expecting quite a rush after your election. 1.3529 0.07773 68 50 12 6
438 C'mon in. You're my first Uber fare. 1.3529 0.07486 68 49 14 5
439 Congratulations, you're our crop circle contest winner. 1.3529 0.07773 68 50 12 6
440 At long last, another libertarian! 1.3529 0.08051 68 51 10 7
441 Take me to your presumptive leader 1.3529 0.07773 68 50 12 6
442 Pleased to meet you, sir. Your daughter speaks highly of you. 1.3529 0.06874 68 47 18 3
443 Unfortunately, Pluto cannot grant you asylum at this time, as we've met our quota for Trump refugees. 1.3529 0.07773 68 50 12 6
444 Can you tell me how to get to the nearest Walmart? 1.3529 0.07486 68 49 14 5
445 We need two of everything. 1.3529 0.06547 68 46 20 2
446 Why? You're the only person we could find without a cell phone to take pictures of us. 1.3529 0.07186 68 48 16 4
447 Did you have any problems finding the place? 1.3492 0.08208 63 47 10 6
448 Thanks for coming! I have a few probing questions for you! 1.3492 0.07890 63 46 12 5
449 Congratulations, you may have already won $10,000! 1.3492 0.08208 63 47 10 6
450 First time using Airbnb? 1.3492 0.07559 63 45 14 4
451 Sorry about the stairs, this is an older model. 1.3492 0.07559 63 45 14 4
452 We, too, dabble in genetic modification of a sort. 1.3492 0.08810 63 49 6 8
453 E I E I O 1.3492 0.08810 63 49 6 8
454 You call an Uber? 1.3492 0.07212 63 44 16 3
455 And we guarantee that you won't be in Kansas anymore. 1.3492 0.08208 63 47 10 6
456 Take me to your orange leader 1.3492 0.07890 63 46 12 5
457 Yes, we have line dancing. 1.3492 0.07890 63 46 12 5
458 So, same time next week for some more probing? 1.3492 0.08208 63 47 10 6
459 Why don't we spice things up - pretend this is our first time, alright? 1.3492 0.08810 63 49 6 8
460 Boy am I glad to see you,my wife keeps complaining that I'm afraid to stop and ask directions 1.3485 0.07631 66 48 13 5
461 Your table is ready. 1.3485 0.08499 66 51 7 8
462 Nothing personal, but we're discontinuing Earth as one of our failed science experiments. 1.3485 0.07631 66 48 13 5
463 Greetings, earthman. My name is Eieio. 1.3485 0.07931 66 49 11 6
464 Oh, we never land in cities - no parking. 1.3485 0.07931 66 49 11 6
465 We've come for no purpose whatsoever. 1.3485 0.07320 66 47 15 4
466 I'm your Uber ride. 1.3485 0.07631 66 48 13 5
467 Valet? 1.3485 0.07931 66 49 11 6
468 Greetings... The crop-grower and the circle-maker finally meet! 1.3485 0.07631 66 48 13 5
469 Please come in. I have just a few probing questions. 1.3485 0.06652 66 45 19 2
470 Come on up - we've got plenty of space! 1.3485 0.07631 66 48 13 5
471 Bob, we're taking farm-to-table to the next dimension! 1.3485 0.07931 66 49 11 6
472 Greetings! Is there a restroom? 1.3485 0.07931 66 49 11 6
473 Greetings, earthling. I have just opened a farm-to-table restaurant. 1.3485 0.07631 66 48 13 5
474 Welcome to Myspace. 1.3485 0.08220 66 50 9 7
475 I'm not the leader, but I am the only one that makes any sense. 1.3485 0.08499 66 51 7 8
476 Did you bring the bacon seeds? 1.3478 0.07677 69 51 12 6
477 Surrender to me if you want to make Earth great again! 1.3443 0.08391 61 46 9 6
478 I just wanted to meet the guy who finally asked for a crop *triangle*. 1.3443 0.08059 61 45 11 5
479 We've come to take you from your leaders. 1.3443 0.08391 61 46 9 6
480 Just a meet and greet, we don't do abductions anymore. 1.3443 0.06968 61 42 17 2
481 Welcome to Uber of the Third Kind. 1.3443 0.08711 61 47 7 7
482 No, I'm from Jersey. 1.3443 0.08391 61 46 9 6
483 Ok, your satellite internet should be up and running now 1.3438 0.07460 64 46 14 4
484 I can't bring you, but we'll always have Iowa, and this corn field. And the best probing ever. 1.3438 0.08398 64 49 8 7
485 You'd be surprised what else you're entitled to under the new Farm Bill 1.3438 0.07785 64 47 12 5
486 Sorry we took so long coming back for you, but you seem to have adapted well. 1.3438 0.07460 64 46 14 4
487 We're banning all future visits until we figure out what's going on here 1.3438 0.08097 64 48 10 6
488 You'll notice that our probes are more gentle this time-- thanks to your survey feedback! 1.3438 0.07460 64 46 14 4
489 You the man. 1.3438 0.08097 64 48 10 6
490 We're looking to start a farm-to-table restaurant. 1.3438 0.07785 64 47 12 5
491 I can make America great again. 1.3438 0.08688 64 50 6 8
492 Congratulations on being our one millionth abductee! 1.3438 0.08097 64 48 10 6
493 Welcome! Our timeshare presentation only takes an hour but I'm sure it'll be well worth your time.... 1.3438 0.06762 64 44 18 2
494 You requested an Uber? 1.3438 0.08097 64 48 10 6
495 Are you the one who ordered an Über? 1.3438 0.07785 64 47 12 5
496 Sorry about the ladder, but people only get beamed up in the movies. 1.3438 0.08097 64 48 10 6
497 I don't want no trouble…just gimme back Dorothy & Toto. 1.3438 0.07785 64 47 12 5
498 We come in peace to learn about government subsidies. 1.3438 0.07785 64 47 12 5
499 Congratulations, you're our 1000th alien abduction. 1.3438 0.07120 64 45 16 3
500 No, really. Do you have a phone? 1.3438 0.07785 64 47 12 5
501 Can I use your bathroom? 1.3438 0.07785 64 47 12 5
502 You’re a life saver, thanks for the jumper cables. 1.3438 0.07460 64 46 14 4
503 I hope my questions won't be too probing. 1.3438 0.08398 64 49 8 7
504 Welcome aboard. We've upgraded you from Coach to Probe. 1.3438 0.07460 64 46 14 4
505 Pardon the mess - we've been on the road for light years 1.3438 0.07785 64 47 12 5
506 Don't worry, we're not Muslim! 1.3438 0.07785 64 47 12 5
507 Among my people, a handshake means you consent to an anal probe. 1.3438 0.08688 64 50 6 8
508 Did you remember to fast? 1.3433 0.07829 67 50 11 6
509 Greetings Earthman, we've come for the dancing cats 1.3433 0.08387 67 52 7 8
510 Welcome aboard. The luxury cruise you won will begin right after a brief time-share information presentation. 1.3433 0.07535 67 49 13 5
511 Howdy stranger. I'd like to talk to you about Jesus. 1.3433 0.07829 67 50 11 6
512 No, seriously, there's no anal probe tonight, just a 90 minute presentation about our fabulous time share opportunities! 1.3433 0.08113 67 51 9 7
513 Publish these predictions in the form of an almanac. We'll see you next year. 1.3433 0.07228 67 48 15 4
514 Take me away from my leaders. 1.3433 0.08113 67 51 9 7
515 Circles? What circles? 1.3433 0.07829 67 50 11 6
516 It's OK. We heard about the election. We are here to help. 1.3433 0.07535 67 49 13 5
517 Nice to meet you and all. Peace among worlds and stuff... but can you show me where the bathroom is? 1.3433 0.06908 67 47 17 3
518 I'm pro immigration. 1.3433 0.07228 67 48 15 4
519 We have searched the universe for the answer, which is it, the chicken or the egg ? 1.3433 0.06573 67 46 19 2
520 Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ? 1.3433 0.07228 67 48 15 4
521 Greetings. We too have green thumbs. 1.3433 0.07829 67 50 11 6
522 I told them I would leave if he got elected. 1.3425 0.07356 73 54 13 6
523 Take me to your pantsuited leader. 1.3387 0.07607 62 45 13 4
524 We've always admired your crop circles. 1.3387 0.08587 62 48 7 7
525 Please come in, We planned on having you for dinner. 1.3387 0.07251 62 44 15 3
526 Welcome to our two-day seminar "Opportunities in Interstellar Real Estate"! 1.3387 0.07251 62 44 15 3
527 Just kidding, Sir. This craft is much more than the manure spreader of the future. 1.3387 0.08273 62 47 9 6
528 I have that kind of face, but no, I'm pretty sure we've never met before. 1.3387 0.08273 62 47 9 6
529 Hello again, Fred. And how's Stumpy, that delicious wife of yours ? 1.3387 0.08587 62 48 7 7
530 Canada built a wall and this is your only other option earthling. 1.3387 0.07947 62 46 11 5
531 Nice to meet you, though I was expecting baseball players. 1.3387 0.07251 62 44 15 3
532 Nice to eat you, I mean meet you 1.3387 0.07251 62 44 15 3
533 Yes, we offer crop circles. Let me grab you a brochure. 1.3387 0.08273 62 47 9 6
534 You do realize that no one is going to believe you, right? 1.3387 0.06481 62 42 19 1
535 Crop circles, sure. But let me show you what else this baby can do. 1.3387 0.07251 62 44 15 3
536 Take me to your leader; but first, can you introduce me to Scarlett Johansson? 1.3387 0.08273 62 47 9 6
537 You may stay the night, Earthling, but make no tactile contact with my female offspring. 1.3387 0.08587 62 48 7 7
538 Greetings! We understand this planet is a source for something called "bacon. 1.3387 0.08273 62 47 9 6
539 Thanks for not shooting me. 1.3387 0.07947 62 46 11 5
540 Would you like to schedule your next anal probe now, or will you call us when you're ready? 1.3385 0.07683 65 48 12 5
541 Are you Siri? 1.3385 0.07029 65 46 16 3
542 Aha, the farmer! But where's the farmer's daughter we've heard so much about? 1.3385 0.07029 65 46 16 3
543 It's nice to finally meet you, Mr. MacDonald! My kids have told me so much about you. 1.3385 0.07029 65 46 16 3
544 You're my Uber Driver? 1.3385 0.07683 65 48 12 5
545 Good to see you, Tom. You didn't tell anyone about our conversation in 1969 did you? 1.3385 0.07363 65 47 14 4
546 Mr. McDonald, my name is E-I-E-I-Oh. 1.3385 0.07989 65 49 10 6
547 But, I didn't vote Leave! 1.3385 0.07683 65 48 12 5
548 They say Canada's full. Can I come in? 1.3385 0.08285 65 50 8 7
549 Wow! A farmer!? My friends won't believe this! 1.3385 0.07989 65 49 10 6
550 We just wanted to let you know we won't be able to make it to the square dance Friday night. 1.3385 0.07989 65 49 10 6
551 We'll give you a courtesy call before your next appointment. 1.3385 0.07363 65 47 14 4
552 Just come with us. We watched all the presidential debates and we don't want to be taken to ANY of your leaders. 1.3385 0.07363 65 47 14 4
553 Joe Smith? THE Joe Smith? 1.3385 0.07989 65 49 10 6
554 I am wondering if you would like to join our Neighborhood Watch. 1.3385 0.07683 65 48 12 5
555 Welcome aboard! Perhaps you could explain what on earth is going on down here. 1.3385 0.07683 65 48 12 5
556 A dozen ears please. 1.3385 0.08285 65 50 8 7
557 got milk? 1.3385 0.07363 65 47 14 4
558 Welcome aboard. Your first time using Uber? 1.3385 0.07363 65 47 14 4
559 First, you should know we just ran out of toilet paper. 1.3385 0.07989 65 49 10 6
560 The chickens asked me to have a word with you. 1.3385 0.07363 65 47 14 4
561 And you can call it "kale." 1.3385 0.07989 65 49 10 6
562 Trick or treat? 1.3385 0.07029 65 46 16 3
563 Finally....someone who looks like their Tinder photo. 1.3385 0.06678 65 45 18 2
564 Greetings! I'm here to Make America Great Again! 1.3385 0.07363 65 47 14 4
565 Welcome to our farmers market Earthling. We grow things that are out of this world. 1.3385 0.07363 65 47 14 4
566 Relax, I was nervous the first time I tried Airbnb too. 1.3385 0.08570 65 51 6 8
567 One small shake for a gleep; one giant reach for gleepzook. 1.3385 0.07989 65 49 10 6
568 Have we got some spectacular viruses for you! 1.3385 0.07683 65 48 12 5
569 We saw your crop circles and came as soon as we could. 1.3385 0.07989 65 49 10 6
570 My mom sent me back to apologize for ruining your crops. 1.3385 0.07029 65 46 16 3
571 Mars? Don't be silly. I'm from Monsanto. 1.3385 0.07683 65 48 12 5
572 Can you take us to Jeff Goldblum? 1.3382 0.07440 68 50 13 5
573 We take full responsibility for the crop circles, Mr. Johnson, but we had nothing to do with the cattle mutilations. 1.3382 0.07139 68 49 15 4
574 Sorry, we're looking for forms of intelligent life, not Trump supporters. 1.3333 0.06788 63 44 17 2
575 We'd like to partner with you on some crop circles. 1.3333 0.08159 63 48 9 6
576 Mr. Smith? 10 am colonoscopy? Come right in. 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
577 And Monsanto wants to thank you personally for your business. 1.3333 0.08174 66 51 8 7
578 Don't be afraid. We only want your wife's mac 'n cheese recipe. 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
579 Just arrived from Mars. Tell Elon Musk he's nuts. 1.3333 0.08459 60 46 8 6
580 Hi Josh, I'll be your Uber driver tonight. 1.3333 0.08159 63 48 9 6
581 Can you imagine if I'd opened the door naked, like in the pornos? Haha come on in. 1.3333 0.08467 63 49 7 7
582 Take me to your heirloom tomatoes. 1.3333 0.07156 63 45 15 3
583 The bad news? Trump won. The good news? It's no longer your problem. 1.3333 0.08467 63 49 7 7
584 Hello Joe Smith, what a strange name. 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
585 Do you hire illegal aliens? 1.3333 0.07763 60 44 12 4
586 So kind of you to accept our invitation. Abduction is not our thing. 1.3333 0.08174 66 51 8 7
587 I suppose you've been wondering about those crop circles. 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
588 Welcome to our intergalactic evacuation service in the event of a Trump victory. 1.3333 0.08467 63 49 7 7
589 The bad news...We've taken over the earth. The good news...There are no middle seats. Welcome aboard. 1.3333 0.08159 63 48 9 6
590 We. Are. Martians. Bum ba-dum bum bum bum. 1.3333 0.08764 63 50 5 8
591 You realize no one is going to believe you, right? 1.3333 0.07156 63 45 15 3
592 Outhouse is fine, dude. It's been ten light years. 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
593 My Son wants to apologize for the crop circles. 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
594 We just had to stop and ask how you made those crop circles? 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
595 Congratulations! You have been selected to receive free crop circles, more than fifteen minutes of fame, and a great story for the grand kids. 1.3333 0.06788 63 44 17 2
596 Take me to your daughter. 1.3333 0.08159 63 48 9 6
597 It's okay, I'm a legal alien. 1.3333 0.07884 66 50 10 6
598 You won't be in Kansas any more... 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
599 Do you know Alex Trebek? I've GOTTA meet Alex Trebek! 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
600 My name's Kevin, I will be your Uber driver 1.3333 0.08119 60 45 10 5
601 Welcome aboard. Would you like to arrive last year or the next year? 1.3333 0.06788 63 44 17 2
602 Take me to your third-party candidate. 1.3333 0.08174 66 51 8 7
603 Thanks for being available to be probed on such short notice. 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
604 And when you see the kitchen, you'll die. 1.3333 0.07156 63 45 15 3
605 Last time we visited Earth we picked up a cow and no one knows how to milk her. 1.3333 0.08119 60 45 10 5
606 Since we are not allowed to take pictures of your people, we will have to use the anal probe. 1.3333 0.09051 63 51 3 9
607 Do you have any fluids or sharp objects? 1.3333 0.07156 63 45 15 3
608 Yes, of course, we are tourists from New York. 1.3333 0.08459 60 46 8 6
609 Hell yes I'd like to hear about Amway products......come on in! 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
610 Actually, it's the political climate I can't handle 1.3333 0.08159 63 48 9 6
611 It was actually very easy to fly my spaceship over that wall. 1.3333 0.08467 63 49 7 7
612 You don't look anything like your Tinder pic. 1.3333 0.07647 57 41 13 3
613 Come on in, pull up a probe . . . I mean, a chair. 1.3333 0.08455 66 52 6 8
614 We just heard about Trump. We came as fast as we could. 1.3333 0.08174 66 51 8 7
615 So what is this "kale" we've heard so much about? 1.3333 0.07763 60 44 12 4
616 I'm sorry but your wife has chosen to stay on board . 1.3333 0.06997 60 42 16 2
617 We are building an intergalactic wall, and we'd like Earth to pay for it. 1.3333 0.06400 63 43 19 1
618 ...I just wanted you to know that there wasn't any way to make change for my twenty at the farmstand, so I took the rest of the tomatoes to make it fair. 1.3333 0.09051 63 51 3 9
619 Tag. You're it. 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
620 "Take you to our leaders?" Now really isn't the best time, buddy. 1.3284 0.07782 67 51 10 6
621 My first Facebook friend! 1.3281 0.08350 64 50 7 7
622 We try to eat local whenever we can. 1.3281 0.07733 64 48 11 5
623 You Amish don't squeal. We admire that. 1.3281 0.06321 64 44 19 1
624 We can't figure out how to grow pot 1.3281 0.08047 64 49 9 6
625 I just need to check your ID before you come aboard. 1.3281 0.06702 64 45 17 2
626 Yeah, well, the movies are wrong. We just want to learn about your irrigation system. 1.3281 0.07733 64 48 11 5
627 Greetings, I'm the ship's TSA agent, and before I let you on I'll need you to take off your hat and shoes. 1.3281 0.06702 64 45 17 2
628 Nice to meet you but where's that daughter I've heard so much about? 1.3281 0.07405 64 47 13 4
629 I'm so sorry but your wife has requested that you stay here. 1.3281 0.08047 64 49 9 6
630 Hi, I'm Fred, your Uber driver. Where to? 1.3281 0.07733 64 48 11 5
631 Well, thanks for dropping by! And, again, I hope there aren't any hard feelings about the probe. 1.3281 0.07733 64 48 11 5
632 Yeah, I just started as a Lyft driver a few weeks ago. 1.3281 0.07733 64 48 11 5
633 Does this planet have shampoo? They only let us bring a 4oz bottle. 1.3281 0.07062 64 46 15 3
634 Okay, I can live with that--you don't have to go if Bernie goes third-party AND wins in November. 1.3281 0.08924 64 52 3 9
635 We're here for the moonshine. 1.3281 0.07733 64 48 11 5
636 Hi. Do you have a cell phone charger? 1.3281 0.06702 64 45 17 2
637 I'm getting that question a lot; no, you don't get to come back if he loses in November. 1.3281 0.08047 64 49 9 6
638 Sorry, probe’s busted 1.3281 0.07062 64 46 15 3
639 Political asylum? Welcome aboard 1.3281 0.07733 64 48 11 5
640 No, no, no...I said "probing questions"..."subjected to an intense round of probing questions." 1.3281 0.06702 64 45 17 2
641 Can I buy your hat? 1.3281 0.07062 64 46 15 3
642 Welcome! We're looking for a few good spe– A Few Good Men! 1.3281 0.08047 64 49 9 6
643 Could I trouble you for a cup of sugar and some plutonium-239? 1.3281 0.07405 64 47 13 4
644 You don't have to be lonely / With FarmersOnly.Com. 1.3281 0.08047 64 49 9 6
645 I hope you'll choose to sign up for our frequent abductee program. 1.3281 0.07062 64 46 15 3
646 It's a completely probe free probecess, I probemise. 1.3281 0.08350 64 50 7 7
647 As part of our rebranding, this is an invitation, not an abduction. 1.3281 0.07405 64 47 13 4
648 O.K. You can come on board. But no matter what, you can't touch my daughter. 1.3281 0.08047 64 49 9 6
649 Don't worry, on our planet we have a three party system! 1.3281 0.08047 64 49 9 6
650 I think you'll find our time shares to be surprisingly affordable with a variety of planets to choose from. 1.3279 0.06060 61 41 20 0
651 Thanks for taking the stairs, the beam is busted again. 1.3279 0.08338 61 47 8 6
652 Sorry about the yard, Jerry's still learning to park. 1.3279 0.07654 61 45 12 4
653 Farmer Brown, I presume?.. 1.3279 0.08003 61 46 10 5
654 Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior? 1.3279 0.08003 61 46 10 5
655 OK, you can sleep in the barn, just stay away from my daughter! 1.3279 0.08003 61 46 10 5
656 Let's just say a wall won't stop everybody. 1.3276 0.07927 58 43 11 4
657 We have come to work the fields and do the jobs that none of your citizens want. 1.3273 0.07365 55 39 14 2
658 Okay. Is it "Ah-mish" or "Ay-mish"? 1.3231 0.07308 65 48 13 4
659 Looks like Trump will need to build another fence...only much higher. 1.3231 0.07308 65 48 13 4
660 Take me to your restroom. 1.3231 0.07308 65 48 13 4
661 We'd like you to help us with our mid-western accent. 1.3231 0.07630 65 49 11 5
662 We're Amish. You can't park here. 1.3226 0.08219 62 48 8 6
663 We hope you enjoy your stay at our Airbnb. 1.3226 0.08839 62 50 4 8
664 Rest assured, we have declared this a 'free range' planet. 1.3226 0.08219 62 48 8 6
665 Don't worry, I promise to have you back by the morning milking. 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
666 We're happy to welcome aboard our gold, platinum, and preferred abductees. 1.3226 0.06812 62 44 16 2
667 wait, what probes!? I was here to apologize for the circles! 1.3226 0.08219 62 48 8 6
668 Relax! That was over fifty years ago! We're vegetarians now. 1.3226 0.06812 62 44 16 2
669 My frequent flyer miles finally paid off! 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
670 Do you have a restroom I can use? 1.3226 0.06812 62 44 16 2
671 We, too, liquefy our produce into a sugary slime. 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
672 First, let me apologize about the sheep. 1.3226 0.06812 62 44 16 2
673 Welcome to Uber everywhere. 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
674 Did you find a set of keys? 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
675 Give a big moo to your family. 1.3226 0.06812 62 44 16 2
676 Welcome, Sir! You will be completing our set of The Village People. 1.3226 0.07189 62 45 14 3
677 .....and next time we will buy you dinner first. 1.3226 0.08219 62 48 8 6
678 I was heading to England, but aliens aren't welcome there. 1.3226 0.07189 62 45 14 3
679 Abduction? No, we learned a long time ago that was not the best way to sell time shares. 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
680 We have come to take back Donald Trump. 1.3220 0.08177 59 45 9 5
681 Hi! If you can use a pitcher with a 250 mph fastball, I'm your guy. 1.3220 0.07812 59 44 11 4
682 Sorry. Google Maps said there was a worm hole here. 1.3220 0.06594 59 41 17 1
683 Thank you so much for allowing me to dissect your brain. Please accept the crop circle as a gift. 1.3220 0.08527 59 46 7 6
684 Congratulations! You're our millionth abductee! 1.3220 0.08177 59 45 9 5
685 Well, thanks for the invite, but without intelligent life down here, we probably won't stay. 1.3220 0.08177 59 45 9 5
686 Your crop circle should be ready in about a week 1.3220 0.07428 59 43 13 3
687 Hi! I'm Jim, the new Chief extraterrestrial Officer at Monsanto. 1.3220 0.08177 59 45 9 5
688 Monsanto was simply a decoy. 1.3220 0.07024 59 42 15 2
689 "Hi, I'm the Green Party candidate for President". 1.3220 0.07428 59 43 13 3
690 It's a deal. Six crop circles and a mysterious glowing rock. 1.3194 0.07084 72 54 13 5
691 Please confirm that you are not genetically modified. 1.3182 0.08125 66 52 7 7
692 Just wanted to ask you if it's ok to park here? 1.3182 0.07529 66 50 11 5
693 Dinner was great, Norm. It's just my planet isn't looking for anything serious right now. 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
694 Take me to your demagogue. 1.3175 0.07781 63 48 10 5
695 Fair well Jebidiah. No one must know where the McNuggets recipe came from. 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
696 Quick! Matt Damen's in a peck of trouble. 1.3175 0.07781 63 48 10 5
697 Greetings, working class white male. I hear you are the most important person in America. 1.3175 0.07781 63 48 10 5
698 You look nothing like your picture on DateAFarmer.com. 1.3175 0.07781 63 48 10 5
699 From your farm to our saucer. 1.3175 0.08414 63 50 6 7
700 Runs on pure corn ethanol. 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
701 Hello. I'm here to do your crop circles. 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
702 We are here for the farm to table 1.3175 0.08104 63 49 8 6
703 Aboard pardner welcome howdy. 1.3175 0.08104 63 49 8 6
704 Welcome to our Airbnb! 1.3175 0.07781 63 48 10 5
705 We are offering free transport to another planet if Trump wins the election. 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
706 It's the one with the rings. 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
707 The rest of the universe congratulates you for being the one redneck not voting for Trump. 1.3175 0.07093 63 46 14 3
708 Hello, poorly educated white male. I am presidential candidate. Best in universe. Nothing to fear. 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
709 Does your planet have Wi-Fi? 1.3175 0.07093 63 46 14 3
710 Our planet, Z-Z-X-Z-X, won't survive without a massive infusion of E-I-E-I-O. 1.3175 0.07781 63 48 10 5
711 Sorry for the inconvenience. The transport beam is on the fritz. 1.3175 0.07781 63 48 10 5
712 Do you prefer your crop circles in corn or wheat? 1.3175 0.08104 63 49 8 6
713 Come in, come in, don't be a stranger. 1.3175 0.06722 63 45 16 2
714 Good-bye Mr. Jones. It was a wonderful stay. We'll give you a great review on AirBnb. 1.3175 0.07781 63 48 10 5
715 Of course you are welcome to come, but you do realize there is a very good chance he's not going to win, don't you? 1.3175 0.08414 63 50 6 7
716 Greetings. I have come from a blue state. 1.3175 0.07781 63 48 10 5
717 Did you sign the medical release form? 1.3175 0.06722 63 45 16 2
718 Hi I am your space Uber driver. 1.3175 0.07781 63 48 10 5
719 Welcome—please tell us all about this...kale. 1.3175 0.07093 63 46 14 3
720 We heard about Trump. Come with us. 1.3167 0.07323 60 44 13 3
721 Enter first and then tell me again how you feel about illegal aliens. 1.3167 0.07699 60 45 11 4
722 You left your tractor high beams on. 1.3167 0.08058 60 46 9 5
723 Have you flown with us in the past? 1.3167 0.07323 60 44 13 3
724 I don't know how else to say this... It's a disaster here. No way we can colonize. Great meeting you though. 1.3167 0.07323 60 44 13 3
725 Welcome. Do you have more than 3 ounces of liquid on you? 1.3167 0.06926 60 43 15 2
726 Luke, I am your father. 1.3167 0.08058 60 46 9 5
727 I have to warn you...our probe is out of order. 1.3167 0.08058 60 46 9 5
728 Greetings fellow superdelegate. 1.3167 0.06506 60 42 17 1
729 Our dating service pledges to match Americans who cannot live with a Trump presidency with single Martians looking for love. 1.3167 0.07323 60 44 13 3
730 You were highly recommended by Airbnb. 1.3167 0.07699 60 45 11 4
731 Hello, my name is Lofor and I'll be your prober this evening. 1.3167 0.07323 60 44 13 3
732 I'm thinking you'd be wanting the OTHER Elron Hubbard. 1.3167 0.08058 60 46 9 5
733 Of course this may not be the ACTUAL unit you get but it is representative of what our vacation properties offer. 1.3167 0.06926 60 43 15 2
734 Boy am I glad you were home. Thanks for coming over so quickly. You wouldn't have some bailing wire and some duct tape would ya? 1.3167 0.07699 60 45 11 4
735 We'll have your circles finished by Tuesday. 1.3167 0.07323 60 44 13 3
736 So if Trump gets elected you are coming back for me right? 1.3167 0.07323 60 44 13 3
737 Remember its gonna be sore for at least a few days. 1.3125 0.06635 64 46 16 2
738 Well, now that you're here, we can start dinner. 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
739 I would have been here 25,000 years ago but my GPS messed up. 1.3125 0.06635 64 46 16 2
740 I don't know what you've heard, but the probe thing is largely galactic myth. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
741 If I'm being honest, the stairs are a bit of a disappointment. 1.3115 0.08278 61 48 7 6
742 Sorry about those crop circles... c'mon in! 1.3115 0.07221 61 45 13 3
743 Would you be interested in a policy that will protect you against damage from crop circles? 1.3115 0.07221 61 45 13 3
744 Did you bring the Mars bars? 1.3115 0.07221 61 45 13 3
745 We are here to bring you temporary fame and untrusting speculation from neighbors near and far....oh, and a perfect circle of ruined crops. Damn glad to meet you. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
746 We're gonna make American great again. 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
747 I have come here to make you great again. 1.3115 0.08278 61 48 7 6
748 No problem. We can get rid of those crop circles for an additional $29.95. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
749 Klaatu barada nikto. Which means, what's with all the guns? 1.3115 0.08914 61 50 3 8
750 You must tell me where can I get a pair of overalls like that? 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
751 Oh the farmer and the Martian should be friends Oh the farmer and the Martian should be friends ... 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
752 Trust me, I work for Monsanto. 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
753 Welcome and don't worry! We're all green in here. 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
754 Ok, you can stay the night; but, keep away from my daughter. 1.3115 0.07221 61 45 13 3
755 Greetings, Earthling, I am the only true outsider running for President. 1.3115 0.06832 61 44 15 2
756 Pleased to meet you. For light years now we've been enjoying the stories about your daughter. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
757 You're definitely organic, right? 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
758 Have you heard the word of God today? 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
759 It's called "To Serve Man". C'mon in, I'll autograph a copy for you. 1.3115 0.08278 61 48 7 6
760 Thanks for the casserole. 1.3115 0.08602 61 49 5 7
761 Is there any intelligent life on this planet? 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
762 Welcome earthling, I hope you're corn fed! 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
763 We know all of you. Iowa is the most important place in the universe. 1.3115 0.08914 61 50 3 8
764 Howdy neighbor, I'm going to eat your kids. 1.3115 0.08914 61 50 3 8
765 Don't worry, we're vegans. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
766 Oh hi! Well this is embarrassing--the crop circles are nowhere near done. 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
767 I'll have her back by midnight. 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
768 Call me old-fashioned, but I'd like to take your cows for the night. 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
769 Have we got some seeds for you! 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
770 Welcome to Uber deluxe. 1.3115 0.08278 61 48 7 6
771 We've been watching the election coverage and would like to save a few members of your species. 1.3103 0.07858 58 44 10 4
772 You'll prefer our alienable rights. 1.3103 0.07858 58 44 10 4
773 A lot of guys have wanted to date my daughter, but you're the first one with his own vehicle. 1.3103 0.07463 58 43 12 3
774 Time to come home. You've been undercover long enough. 1.3103 0.07463 58 43 12 3
775 Hello sir do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ 1.3103 0.07858 58 44 10 4
776 I've been watching your presidential campaign on the trip over -- don't take me to your leader. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
777 Again, thanks so much for your WiFi password. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
778 Not to stereotype, but could you please wipe your feet before you enter...? 1.3065 0.07828 62 48 9 5
779 Welcome aboard. We have satellite TV! 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
780 I found you on Ancestry.com 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
781 My only demand is that you not take me to your leader. 1.3065 0.07828 62 48 9 5
782 Well, its not really an 'abduction' if you volunteer. But welcome aboard nonetheless. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
783 Hi, Bill! You probably don’t recognize me. I’m the great-great grandson of your first crop of GMO asparagus back in ’02. 1.3065 0.08783 62 51 3 8
784 I leave crop circles because saying goodbye is always too hard. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
785 I went on Ancestry.com. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
786 We've been monitoring you developments. Mind if I have a last look around? 1.3065 0.08159 62 49 7 6
787 We are the third party with the best chance. 1.3065 0.07828 62 48 9 5
788 You looked taller in your Grindr profile. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
789 Nice meeting you too.. now get off my porch. 1.3065 0.07828 62 48 9 5
790 Pleased to meet you Mister Godot. 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
791 We've decided that Iowa should vote first in our election, too. 1.3065 0.07828 62 48 9 5
792 " My sat nav is on the blink, can you show me the way to Roswell"? 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
793 You realize you're shaking my penis right? Haha, just kidding. It's my great uncle Larry's penis. I had it grafted on last year. Best decision ever. 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
794 We heard you make moonshine. 1.3065 0.06335 62 44 17 1
795 We're into the farm-to-operating-table movement. 1.3065 0.08477 62 50 5 7
796 Hi, we're the circle jerks. 1.3065 0.08159 62 49 7 6
797 I'd like to apologize for the crop circles in your corn fields. Our youngsters are always trying to look cool to their friends as soon as they learn to drive. 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
798 We've seen the latest polls and changed our mind on taking us to your leader. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
799 Welcome. You're here for the vivisection? 1.3065 0.08783 62 51 3 8
800 Does your farm use alien labor? 1.3051 0.08110 59 46 8 5
801 Can I use your outhouse? I don't think I can hold it in one more light year. 1.3051 0.06946 59 43 14 2
802 Can I come in and tell you about the Good News? 1.3051 0.08110 59 46 8 5
803 Take us to your subsidies. 1.3051 0.08463 59 47 6 6
804 Have you considered your family's financial future should something unexpected happen to you? 1.3051 0.06946 59 43 14 2
805 Don't be scared. We are just trying to understand how Trump won the nomination. 1.3051 0.07742 59 45 10 4
806 Don't be a stranger. 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
807 We've been monitoring your candidates and are offering refuge on our planet. 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
808 Please, what’s the answer? The Chicken or the Egg?? 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
809 But Trump said nobody could get over his wall. 1.3051 0.08110 59 46 8 5
810 Hello, I'd like to talk to you about genetically modified crops. 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
811 Once again, let me say how sorry I am about the whole crop circle thing. My bad. 1.3051 0.08110 59 46 8 5
812 We heard about your presidential candidates; welcome aboard. 1.3051 0.08110 59 46 8 5
813 Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon? 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
814 You don't look anything like your OKCupid profile 1.3051 0.06511 59 42 16 1
815 We saw that Matt Damon movie and realized having a farmer aboard couldn't hurt. 1.3036 0.07611 56 42 11 3
816 As a frequent flier, today's flight earns you 3.14 billion miles. 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
817 You're the first specimen to avoid the fatal selfie. 1.3016 0.08043 63 50 7 6
818 This 6 month spa getaway will involve relaxing physical probing, rejuvenating mind melds, and complimentary cucumber masks. 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
819 Welcome aboard. I wanted to be the first to reach out to voters for the 2056 Iowa Caucuses. Have you decided who you are caucusing for? 1.3016 0.07718 63 49 9 5
820 Was that E-I-E-I-O ? 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
821 Have you prepped for your probe? 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
822 You can stay the night but you'll have to stay asway from my daughter. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
823 Can you do anything other than circles? 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
824 You're gonna love what I did with corn field 4 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
825 I saw you with the cows earlier....please wipe your feet. 1.3000 0.08336 60 48 6 6
826 In 4 to 6 weeks, a youngling will burst from your chest. But you should be fine until then. 1.3000 0.08336 60 48 6 6
827 We saw the crop circles and we love your work. 1.3000 0.08336 60 48 6 6
828 A good Yelp review would be fantastic. 1.3000 0.06422 60 43 16 1
829 We're here to rescue you from Donald Trump. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
830 Come in! I told them you were real! 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
831 Thank God you're here. We had no idea the horse was pregnant when we abducted her. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
832 Are meals included? 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
833 Am I the first superdelegate you've ever met? 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
834 'You're late, but that's ok. Did you bring the guacamole?' 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
835 So this is why those city folk are so excited about Uber. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
836 Aunt Clara always said I was the good looking one in the family. Now I know why... 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
837 Congratulations, you have just won the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes! 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
838 Careful with that grip, you'll damage my probing hand. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
839 Do you have the wifi password? 1.2982 0.06113 57 40 17 0
840 Take me to your leader, unless it is Trump. 1.2982 0.07902 57 44 9 4
841 Yes. We do have single payer health and a generous farm subsidy program. 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
842 We're investigating important things about Kansas your government is hiding from you. 1.2951 0.08213 61 49 6 6
843 We're into sustainable food sources too...is your wife around? 1.2951 0.07873 61 48 8 5
844 Do you have wifi? 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
845 You're not from around here, are you? 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
846 We've run out of toilet paper... 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
847 Have no fear. All I seek is a fresh green salad. 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
848 You called for a crop duster? 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
849 You ordered an Uber? 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
850 I look weird? You're not exactly Matt Damon yourself. 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
851 Well we can't all be as handsome as Matt Damon. 1.2951 0.06335 61 44 16 1
852 Greetings! I come from a place called New York. 1.2951 0.08539 61 50 4 7
853 Don't worry, we have WiFi. 1.2951 0.06335 61 44 16 1
854 I greet you from.........gosh, it's been so long I've totally forgotten. 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
855 Park it up front and I'll throw in an extra twenty bucks. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
856 Dorothy, I never thought you'd ever come back. 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
857 Old MacDonald I presume. 1.2931 0.08523 58 47 5 6
858 Welcome--we're thrilled to have you for dinner! 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
859 Remember, vote against illegal aliens. 1.2931 0.08161 58 46 7 5
860 We've come to investigate claims that your wife makes the best rhubarb pie in the universe. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
861 Why are you surprised again? 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
862 Let me answer your question with another question: do you really care why we're here for Justin Bieber? 1.2931 0.08161 58 46 7 5
863 Mr. Trump will see you now. 1.2931 0.08161 58 46 7 5
864 Nice hat! 1.2909 0.07642 55 42 10 3
865 We used to have to snatch you, but in this political climate, more than enough of you come willingly. Welcome... 1.2909 0.07642 55 42 10 3
866 You can turn your phone back on at 32,000,000 feet. 1.2909 0.07642 55 42 10 3
867 We are hoping that you can explain about the subsidies for not growing things. 1.2909 0.07642 55 42 10 3
868 Just take me out of range of election coverage. 1.2909 0.08071 55 43 8 4
869 Hi, there. I'm your Green Party candidate. 1.2909 0.06703 55 40 14 1
870 Here's my information. Sorry again about the circles. 1.2909 0.07642 55 42 10 3
871 Likewise. By the way, any idea where I can get tickets to Hamilton? 1.2909 0.08071 55 43 8 4
872 You look different than your profile picture online. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
873 What shall we do first--crop circle or your wife? 1.2903 0.07760 62 49 8 5
874 What? You were expecting June Lockhart? 1.2903 0.07760 62 49 8 5
875 We understand Iowa is a good place to start our campaign... 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
876 Welcome. We've been looking forward to genetically modifying you. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
877 Want to see what's over the rainbow? 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
878 Hi there, we're here to serve man. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
879 We have travelled far, and must know: how many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
880 I appreciate your concern, but that was not my cow that jumped over your moon. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
881 Just go along with it. We'll be back in Tulsa in an hour and you'll be $10,000 richer. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
882 Welcome. We love high fructose corn syrup and gluten. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
883 Remember, a vote for Quyclane is a vote to make this Galaxy great again. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
884 This flight doesn't require you to empty your pockets or remove your shoes. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
885 Oh, you earthlings and your probing. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
886 I don't mean to be rude, but we were just sitting down to dinner. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
887 Sorry we vaporized your cows and obliterated your corn field. No hard feelings then? 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
888 Come in, we have candy. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
889 Well, we're heading home. We do not care for your loud, orange leader with the helmet made of hair. Give my best to Gladys. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
890 Trump won. Take me with you. 1.2881 0.08734 59 49 3 7
891 Oh yes please! Earth is getting much too scary. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
892 Any chance you'd be willing to run for president? 1.2881 0.08392 59 48 5 6
893 Take me to your zucchini. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
894 Howdy, neighbor. Just flew in from, uh, Nebraska. Yes, that's it, Nebraska. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
895 We saw those magnificent crop circles and we simply have to learn how you do it. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
896 Welcome! We're all about farm to saucer here. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
897 No, we don't do that any more. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
898 Thanks, but no one really needs to be taken to anyone's leader anymore. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
899 We've been craving an organic farmer. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
900 If he gets elected, there will be a long line. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
901 Congratulations! You may already be a winner. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
902 I know I've refused in the past, but now they've elected Trump. Please can I come with you? 1.2881 0.08392 59 48 5 6
903 I thought you aliens was from Mexico. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
904 Unless I misread your crop circles, you are need of migrant workers? 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
905 We loved your website. 1.2881 0.06419 59 43 15 1
906 You're a little shorter than you looked in your profile. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
907 Can I have my cows back? 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
908 We no longer ask probing questions. Too much information. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
909 What do you mean, am I free range? 1.2857 0.06603 56 41 14 1
910 Forget your wife, man! Save the chickens! 1.2857 0.08341 56 45 6 5
911 A cookbook? Don't be silly! To Serve Man is our motto. Come. Come inside. 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
912 Wow, I no idea Uber worked way out here. 1.2857 0.08341 56 45 6 5
913 Just saw your cow; she's quite the jumper. 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
914 Hi. I'm here to destroy the earth. 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
915 Whoa! Lots of questions there buddy. Let's take them one at a time. No, we are not from Tesla. Yes, you can use United miles. No, we do not stop in Des Moines. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
916 Bob, your heirloom carrots really are out of this world. 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
917 Mind if we take some earth rocks to sell in our gift shop back home? 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
918 Help us meet our skyrocketing demand for kale. 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
919 I'm sorry, but we can't take any more refugees from Earth. 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
920 I'm sorry but this staircase is for deliveries only. The visitors entrance is around the front. 1.2857 0.08722 56 46 4 6
921 When I heard this planet still grew gmo corn, well I just had to see it with my own eyes. 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
922 Good evening, may I see some ID please? 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
923 Communications, this is the Captain speaking. Please type in 'ee ii ee ii oh' into the universal translator...and make it snappy. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
924 We've come 25 trillion miles to meet Justin Bieber. We are a far less advanced civilization than you. 1.2833 0.06330 60 44 15 1
925 Don't take us to your leader, explain to us your electoral process. 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
926 As a poor vacuum cleaner salesman with broken down transportation it won't be any trouble to share a bunk with your daughter tonight. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
927 Hay Charlie! I finished that crop circle you ordered. Want to fly up and take a look? 1.2833 0.07916 60 48 7 5
928 Now that the election is over, we thought you might want to come along with us. 1.2833 0.07916 60 48 7 5
929 And if you vote for me, I promise not to blow up your planet. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
930 Did you bring the show tunes? 1.2833 0.07916 60 48 7 5
931 Just so you know, there will be butt stuff... 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
932 Come back for me if Trump gets elected. 1.2833 0.07916 60 48 7 5
933 Hello my name is Scott and I'll be probing you today. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
934 'I'm guessing you've not flown with us before?' 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
935 Oh, the spaceman and the farmer can be friends. 1.2833 0.07916 60 48 7 5
936 I didn't know you delivered. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
937 Remember: Crop Circles are geometrical and symmetrical. Good luck, Dwight! 1.2833 0.07916 60 48 7 5
938 I never shook hands with my lunch before. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
939 Which bathroom am I supposed to use? 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
940 Just in time for dinner. 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
941 My solar system ran out of Uranium. Mind if I dig some out of Uranus?...Ha, ha! Got you! 1.2833 0.08600 60 50 3 7
942 They'll never believe you. 1.2833 0.08265 60 49 5 6
943 Who in the world thought that wall could keep us out? 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
944 Greetings, our planet has depleted its store of folksy wisdom. We will give you plutonium in return for rambling stories about moral dilemmas. 1.2833 0.08265 60 49 5 6
945 Back home there's this joke about a guy who runs out of intergalactic supernucleon fuel late at night out in the country and ends up sleeping with the farmer's daughter. 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
946 You grow weed? Welcome aboard! 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
947 One trip with us, and you'll have more travel miles than you can use in a lifetime. 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
948 Excuse me sir, do you have a second to talk about probing? 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
949 Do you have any kale? 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
950 Oshkosh b'gosh! 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
951 Your favorite movie is ET? No way, mine is Field of Dreams! 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
952 Welcome aboard! Ever ride Uber before? 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
953 Bob, don't you remember me from the Future Farmers of America? 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
954 So, you're the exchange student? 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
955 Are you one of them "illegal aliens"? 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
956 Hey, your crop circle is the symbol for free beer! 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
957 We'll take a dozen ears of sweet corn and a bushel of Jersey tomatoes. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
958 Greetings, Earthling. Do you know of a way for us to acquire reasonably priced Hamilton tickets? 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
959 We came to tell you that the galaxy is very concerned about your upcoming election. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
960 Welcome to rural Uber. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
961 I got to tell you this is my first Uber and it's awesome. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
962 Yes, I'm organic. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
963 Sorry I doodled on your crops when I was bored. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
964 Nah man it's cool, I'm good to drive. 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
965 You've been upgraded 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
966 glymph dink bindlflit flinkin trump. 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
967 I'm told that wearing this get-up lends an air of gravitas. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
968 Your daughter's joined the 500 light year club 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
969 We'll return you on November 9th. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
970 Really, it's just like a pin prick. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
971 Welcome aboard. I'm glad you checked your bags! The overhead bins are full. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
972 Tell me you have a bathroom. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
973 As a matter of fact, I do have wifi. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
974 Can't wait to meet your daughter. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
975 I haven't done one of these home swaps before. I hope you left your wifi password. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
976 Hello , the airbnb ad said .......... 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
977 Yes, you look a little different than your Tinder profile picture too. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
978 I know! What were the chances of you being bipedal too!? 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
979 We're still pre-boarding our Space Plus passengers, sir. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
980 Have you by chance seen Dorothy? 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
981 Oh, you're home. Sorry, I was just going to leave some mysterious crop circles. 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
982 Don't be a stranger, now that you know where we are. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
983 Do you have a few minutes to discuss the Book of Dwoxoto? 1.2807 0.08582 57 47 4 6
984 See, I told you. If you built it, we would come. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
985 I shall take these corn nuts back to my planet for an unforgettable feast. 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
986 Good to see you Jim, I love what you've done with the place. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
987 It's not all milk and honey, but there are no ads for Hillary or Donald. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
988 Don't worry, the Trump experiment is almost over. 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
989 We heard you had a really attractive daughter. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
990 Sorry, you're looking for Roswell, New Mexico. This is Iowa. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
991 Take me to Steven Spielberg. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
992 Hi, we have been looking forward to having you for dinner. 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
993 Your illegal aliens start at sunrise, boss. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
994 Rod Serling sent me. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
995 You're welcome to spend the night---just don't touch my daughter. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
996 Told you. You can fix anything with baling wire! 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
997 We've come to learn about your inalienable rights. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
998 So, are you the guy who shows all the porn on local cable access? 1.2787 0.08142 61 50 5 6
999 I guess you're here about the crop circles. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
1000 Your wife's peach cobbler was wonderful. Oh, and sorry about that death ray incident. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
1001 I think I've seen enough. I wish you luck, human. 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
1002 Your government is broken. I can fix it. It will be great. Vote for me. 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
1003 Of course you'll be fully reimbursed for the cows. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
1004 PLEASE tell me you have toilet paper in your outhouse!! 1.2778 0.07669 54 42 9 3
1005 We've been looking forward to having you for dinner tonight. 1.2778 0.06152 54 39 15 0
1006 Greetings. We're here to pick up the one you call Donald and take him back home. We laughed out loud at his comments about aliens. 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
1007 We're here to take Donald Trump back, you seen him around? 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
1008 We welcome the tired, the poor and the undocumented. 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
1009 Your movies told me to come here 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
1010 Welcome back, Mr. MacDonald. You probably don't remember me from our last visit. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
1011 We appreciate your letting us park here. Finding a spot in the city is impossible. 1.2759 0.06411 58 43 14 1
1012 Yes, as a matter of fact, we do accept Muslims. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
1013 Thanks for applying, but we're only accepting grass-fed humans this trip. 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
1014 Congratulations! Your crop circle won our "Tell us what's so funny about an expiring planet" Contest 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
1015 Let's just keep this little GMO secret between us, okay? 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
1016 Come on in. I'll get your cows. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
1017 You're in Kansas! 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
1018 "airbnb"...you were expecting us? 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
1019 You really went all out this Halloween. 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
1020 Sorry about the stairs. We need your help with the tractor beam. 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
1021 Hello. You don't happen to have a spare microspanx hydromoximetamorph calipution switch do you? 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
1022 Evening, sir. Pleasure to probe you. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
1023 Don't worry. I'm very down to earth. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
1024 I gotta get a bigger scarecrow. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
1025 No butt stuff, I promise. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
1026 Sir, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Xzlphzyx? 1.2759 0.08080 58 47 6 5
1027 We've come for the free-range chickens. 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
1028 No, please don't take me to your President, a simple crop circle or cow will do 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
1029 Don't worry, we're only probing the outer reaches of the galaxy. 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
1030 Welcome sir, any snags with - you know, immigration ? Not a one. I flew in under the radar but over the wall. 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
1031 I was hoping you would send your daughter. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
1032 I'm opening a farmer to table restaurant on my home planet. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
1033 Come on, there's lots of space. 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
1034 Why are you asking if I'm legal or illegal? We just put you guys here to feed our pet mosquitoes. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
1035 Wanna get outta here? 1.2759 0.06411 58 43 14 1
1036 To us, everywhere is 'flyover country'. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
1037 Who did you expect, Mork? 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
1038 I don't know your laws, so I can't say if I'm illegal. 1.2759 0.08080 58 47 6 5
1039 Go south on I-95 and then west on I-4. You will see a big yellow arch with "Disney World" written on it in big red letters. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
1040 Mi casa es su casa. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
1041 Sorry, it's standing room only--I'm filled with British remainders." 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
1042 Dude, your crop circles are awesome. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
1043 We seek the earthling knows as Old McDonald. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
1044 Do not be alarmed, Farmer. We are only interested in your seed. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
1045 Welcome aboard. We are taking America back. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
1046 Welcome aboard. Would you prefer steak, fish or Venution? 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
1047 Do you have time to hear about our lord and saviour Xabnar the Great? 1.2759 0.08080 58 47 6 5
1048 I understand you are a man who knows how to fix things. 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
1049 Thanks again. We'r fanatic about "locally sourced." 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
1050 Forget Trump. I'm the outsider candidate of your dreams. 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
1051 No, you're not invading at all, come in! 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
1052 We saw your clever corn row messages. 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
1053 You DO know, don't you, that nobody's going to believe you when you talk about this? 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
1054 You'll be getting quite a few miles credited to your travel awards card. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
1055 Do you validate? 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
1056 We come in peas. 1.2727 0.08391 55 45 5 5
1057 No, we are not taking your farm by eminent domain. We are taking your farm by eminent dominance. 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
1058 We're her to serve mankind - with fava beans and a nice Chianti. 1.2727 0.08391 55 45 5 5
1059 Greetings! Did you order something from Amazon? 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
1060 Greetings Google earthling. 1.2727 0.08391 55 45 5 5
1061 We're hoping to use your farm for an intergalactic music festival. 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
1062 Ah, you saw our ad in the Enquirer. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
1063 Boy, are we glad to see you. We are totally out of weed. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
1064 Pardon me, but do you happen to have a vehicle recharging station we might use? 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
1065 We're here to rescue you. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
1066 We know about Trump. You're welcome to bring your family. 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
1067 And don't forget to give us a 5-Star review! 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
1068 Congratulations, Farmer Bob! You're our one millionth abductee. 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
1069 Sure, I promise not to go near your daughter. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
1070 Finally, someone who can tell us why organic costs more! 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
1071 Gosh, Larry, it's been almost 20 years since we did the last crop circle here. 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
1072 Yes, I'm your Uber driver 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
1073 Thank you for letting us use your farm. We'll call it Woodstock. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
1074 Please leave your boots at the door. 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
1075 Would you have any grey poupon? 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
1076 Welcome to life after Brexit. 1.2712 0.07956 59 48 6 5
1077 Howdy...looks like rain...lives of the cowboys...make America great again...I'm with her 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
1078 Welcome aboard, and thank you again for calling on us to help you with your crop circling needs. Now, which irritating neighbor do you want to mystify first? 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
1079 Oy, do I have crop circles for you! 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1080 I'm sorry. We should have spelled out our name in the Yellow Pages listing. We're not the United Farmer's Organization. 1.2679 0.08254 56 46 5 5
1081 Nice meeting you, I love your hat 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1082 Parking wasn't a problem. 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
1083 Welcome aboard. Yes, Canada overbooked and, by November, not a prayer. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1084 Everyone is going to think you're crazy from now on, but the membership perks are amazing. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1085 Come on, I'll take you for a spin. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1086 Have you heard about our Lord, Fnerb Bingbot? 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1087 Welcome Brother. Tonight we'll show you which God is right and why. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
1088 Greetings, specimen. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1089 Thank God you've come. We found your cow over the moon. And all she'll tell us is, "Moo. Moo." 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
1090 Welcome,now please remove your shoes and hat and do you have any liquids on your person. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1091 If he gets elected we'll be back for you. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1092 Hello! Can you grow what you call "pot"? 1.2679 0.05971 56 41 15 0
1093 I was non-compliant with your admonition to avoid contact with your daughter. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1094 "Alien" has negative connotations. We prefer crop circle specialists. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1095 You're our first foray into farm to table! 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1096 Sorry to trouble you, but I don’t suppose you have any uranium fuel lying around? 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1097 Hey, sorry about the fence,, and the cows. Listen, we're here to take back Donald Trump. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
1098 Please wipe your feet 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
1099 As soon as we heard about Trump's nomination, we added extra shuttles to the schedule. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1100 It could never work between us, we're from two different worlds 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1101 Thanks for the jump. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1102 May I interest you in Uber-plus? 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1103 Thanks for meeting me here. Zorgon and Hedron told me they had abducted you in 1965 and I should call you for a 'good time.' 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
1104 I thought small farmers didn't exist. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1105 By the way, do you mind chipping in for gas? 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1106 Can I borrow a cup of sugar? 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
1107 We're here to tell you about a wonderful plutonium extraction opportunity right here on your land! 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
1108 ... but the one we really like is "Game of Thrones." 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1109 Your daughter can make America great again. 1.2679 0.08254 56 46 5 5
1110 We just don't want to be in Kansas anymore. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
1111 Do you know where I can get my green card? 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1112 Take me to your farmer's market. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1113 We have much anticipation to experience your 'fast food'. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1114 Greetings! I saw your ad on Craig's list for crop circles. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
1115 Greetings, genetically modified farmer. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
1116 So YOU'RE the man to see about a horse. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1117 So what are your thoughts on anal? 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1118 If we could just keep this between the two of us, that would be great! 1.2642 0.06114 53 39 14 0
1119 Think of us as an emerging market with no government regulations. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
1120 We heard you need intelligent life this election cycle. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
1121 Good to see you again David, I think you'll see we have a lot to offer in our new emigration package. 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
1122 We're bypassing your leader. You'll do just fine. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1123 We're not looking for citizenship—just a few ripe tomatoes. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1124 We're here to serve man. You're just in time for dinner! 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1125 You're right. I'm not from around these parts. 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
1126 Mind taking your shoes off, we just had the carpets cleaned. 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
1127 Get in we know where Dorothy is. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1128 Thank you for volunteering to leave Earth before the 2016 election, but we are already filled to capacity. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
1129 Ninety-five percent of our DNA is shared with corn. 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
1130 Sure I've got candy! 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
1131 Thank you for coming, our interpreters think they've finally cracked the meaning of "EIEIO", but would love confirmation. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
1132 We won't bother you again. But, if you'd like, you can follow us on Snapchat. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1133 First, I want to apologize for the cattle mutilations. It was just some cow-tipping that got a little out of hand. 1.2632 0.08121 57 47 5 5
1134 Hi. Is there a Starbuck's around? 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
1135 Fred, I sold the farm and we're moving to New York. 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
1136 I am being serious, Trump's our leader. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1137 I'd love to hear about the Latter-Day Saints. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1138 We like to stop for local organic produce. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1139 Can you tell me the way to Area 51? 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
1140 If you'll step right this way, Mr. Brown, we'll get you set up for your first auditing session. 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
1141 I'm running as an Independent, and I'd really appreciate your vote. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
1142 I promise. This time no probing. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1143 Did you call for an Uber pool? 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
1144 You're not bringing her back, are you? 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
1145 There is no Trump in outer space. You'll be safe with us. 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
1146 Congratulations. You've just won a vacation abduction package. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
1147 Hello, friend. Have you found Jesus? 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1148 Welcome to Trump U 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
1149 Do you have any heirloom tomatoes? 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
1150 Greetings. I'm the Monsanto representative you asked to meet with. 1.2632 0.08121 57 47 5 5
1151 Hey, man. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1152 Goodbye, We voted Earthxit 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
1153 You can stay the night, just stay away from my robot daughter. 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
1154 If you upgrade to business class, your first mind probe is free. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
1155 Hi, I'm here to pick up the Stair Climber you advertised on Craig's List. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
1156 I was wondering if I could borrow your telephone to let my wife know I'm running late and it would also be great if I could use your bathroom and have a glass of water. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
1157 Don't worry, I won't have her out too late 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
1158 We're looking for locally sourced food supplies, grown within 10 light years. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
1159 May we serve you farm-to-table? 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
1160 Greeting Earthling, I've come to take back Donald Trump. 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
1161 You must be the neighbor...say have you heard of Amway? 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
1162 Congratulations, you're our ten thousandth abductee. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1163 Is it too late to run for President? 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1164 No, I'm his son, Klaat3 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
1165 Are you binary or analog? 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
1166 We need milk. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
1167 Aren't we friends on Facebook? 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
1168 Can we hover here tonight? My wife is air sick. 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
1169 Can I borrow some Grey Poupon? 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
1170 Say, I was wonderin' if you could just get me the hell out of here. 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
1171 Can you tell us how to get farm subsidies? 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
1172 I need more space 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
1173 Welcome! We were expecting you for supper. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
1174 It's OK, I work for the government. 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
1175 Yes, we were happy to see your request for crop dusters on Craigslist. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
1176 Oh, you do not look like your Facebook picture. 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
1177 Greetings from Monsanto. Thanks for signing up for our new off-site facility. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
1178 We're into farmer-to-table cuisine. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
1179 Take me away from your leader... 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
1180 I assure you, your caucuses are the biggest mystery out there. 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
1181 You'll want to book soon, as we expect to be at full capacity after your Election Day 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
1182 Hi, we're new around here, and the missus sent me to borrow a cup of sugar. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
1183 We need an outhouse built. I'll leave it at that. 1.2593 0.08437 54 45 4 5
1184 Our immigration reform is stuck in committee, so we'll have to forgo the abduction. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
1185 Welcome aboard. We've been hoping to meet you since next year. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1186 Oh, 'undocumented person' is the preferred nomenclature, please. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1187 Congratulations, you've won first class seats! 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1188 I am so sorry. My GPS says this is Area 51. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1189 Yes, Of course you will receive a mule with your 40 acres 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1190 We'll return your cows once we've rebuilt our planet. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1191 Farmer in the dell, I presume. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1192 I wanted to rent the airbnb loft you're advertising for the summer. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1193 Welcome, Mr. Joad. Thanks for answering our seasonal help wanted flyer. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1194 Pleasure to have you join the team. We pride ourselves on doing things a little differently around here. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1195 yes, we could call it thee "stairway to heaven" but we are afraid of lawsuits. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1196 So November 9, I'll need 10 seats, but only if Trump wins. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1197 It's a deal. I'll finish the crop circles in time for Halloween. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1198 PLEEEASE ... Don't take me to your leader 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1199 Don't worry we're nothing like the ones in Men in Black 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1200 Seems a tad far to travel for locally sourced vegetables. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1201 Excuse me, sir. Do you have a moment to learn about our galactic overlord and savior? 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1202 welcome! Are you Old Macdonald or the Farmer in the Dell?" 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1203 For a dairy farmer, the Milky Way is a must-see. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1204 Take to me your leader. ...Unless it's Trump. 1.2545 0.08295 55 46 4 5
1205 Got ethanol? 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1206 Nice to meet you too. Do you have any spare tickets to 'Hamilton?' 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1207 I just fly for Uber in my spare time. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1208 Just need you to sign our standard waiver of liability form and you'll be good to go. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1209 Gort, you crazy bastard, what brings you back? 1.2545 0.08692 55 47 2 6
1210 I like what you're doing with crop circles 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1211 Well you might say my profile pic is a few years old but it's all relative. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1212 Before you enter, I am required by law to ask if you are allergic to anal probes. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1213 This won't make Trump happy, He thought the wall would keep out All the Aliens 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1214 If you leak this... Disney will sue your ass. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1215 Hey Bob! C'mon in. The Cardinal Orioles game is on. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1216 Welcome Aboard! I can take you to a galaxy where - for the next four months - there is no election coverage." 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
1217 Dude, there's a hole in your ozone layer. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1218 I got the name of a politician you might be interested in taking. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
1219 I hear you're looking for a new crop duster. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
1220 Trump sent us to check if there are any illegal aliens working on your farm 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
1221 We appreciate your interest in our new line of genetically modified seeds. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
1222 And for another $50.00 you can plug into the barn. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
1223 My name is Zultan and I'd like to earn your vote. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
1224 Take me to your tractor. 1.2500 0.08181 52 43 5 4
1225 It's ok - we all have green cards. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1226 Sorry, my GPS took me the wrong way around Mars. Kansas has always been on my bucket list. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1227 Welcome Vern. Let's review this year's GMOs. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
1228 Thank God you showed up. Now get me outta here! 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1229 Hello friend. Allow me to Identify this Flying Object. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
1230 Say, you think you could switch off the lights so Mae and I could get some rest? 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1231 Are you from Monsanto? 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
1232 Donald Trump is our leader. Please take me to yours. 1.2500 0.08158 56 47 4 5
1233 No, Mormon actually. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
1234 Well, things don't usually get going until after 10, but you're certainly welcome to come in... even dressed like that. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
1235 Welcome aboard, but I need you to first go through security. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
1236 Excuse me but what's the password to your wifi? 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1237 Take me to your leader? No, let's not do that. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1238 Please tell me you're here to run for President 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
1239 This is the first time I have tried Uber . 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
1240 Welcome. In first class we have fish or a vegan tamale. 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
1241 Welcome aboard Earthling. Do you know how to fix a toilet? 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
1242 This will be my last visit if Trump wins. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1243 Greetings earthman, we're from France. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
1244 I'm running on the independent ticket and together we can make Earth great again. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
1245 Looks like you're gonna need a bigger wall 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1246 Take me too your Leader just doesn't have the same impact as it did back in the fifties ! 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1247 Trump won. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
1248 Is it okay to park here? 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
1249 Excuse the shape of the place. 1.2500 0.08158 56 47 4 5
1250 It's about your daughter, we have to talk... 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
1251 Come in. I would love to show you my portfolio of crop circles. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
1252 Do you have a daughter? 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
1253 Welcome to the Republican Party! 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1254 Welcome to Aliens For Trump. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
1255 Please tell your leaders to stop demonizing us as illegal aliens. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
1256 Congratulations! You've just won the Publishers Clearing House $10 Million prize! 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
1257 I'm sorry, but we really can't allow you people elect Donald Trump 1.2500 0.08158 56 47 4 5
1258 Uranus? 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
1259 Your tomatoes are out of this world! 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1260 We're here for some locally sourced produce. 1.2500 0.08158 56 47 4 5
1261 I never meant to alienate you! 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1262 "Upstate MWM, curious, DDF," right? I loved your ad. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
1263 I hope you vote for me in November. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
1264 Ephraim suddenly regrets the Amish prohibition on cel phones. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
1265 I'm R2-D2. Are you E-I-E-I-O? 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
1266 Please tell me you're here to fix the plumbing. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
1267 I'm here to make Earth great again! 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
1268 Welcome! You've been selected for a free medical exam, prepaid by Medicare. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1269 We just want your wife's cornbread and fried chicken recipes. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1270 You must be from Monsanto. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
1271 Yeah, I sell dilithium crystals. I just need a place to stay tonight. Say, is that your daughter I saw in the window? 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1272 Hello. I'm your driver. Thank you for using Uber. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
1273 Do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1274 Nope, this is Area 49. You need to go back that way 'til ya see the big oak tree and hang a left. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
1275 Uber 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1276 This farm to table movement really has taken off. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
1277 Hi, ever hear the one about the farmer's daughter and the space aliens? 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
1278 Howdy, Bob. Ready to make some crop circles? 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
1279 You betcha we'll help with the barn raising! 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
1280 We want to hear from Iowa first. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
1281 My opponent in this election eats people. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
1282 Yes, I am a farmer, and I have a daughter. Why do you ask? 1.2500 0.08158 56 47 4 5
1283 Yes sir, I'll be your Uber-ET driver this evening. 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
1284 There are no illegal aliens here, I assure you. 1.2453 0.08039 53 44 5 4
1285 Welcome aboard, Crop Circling 101 starts in ten minutes. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
1286 Hello, would you like to take a moment to talk about Glyxkliop Christ, our Lord and Savior? 1.2453 0.08478 53 45 3 5
1287 Hello sir, I'll be doing your crop circle today. 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
1288 Have I got a crop circle for you! 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
1289 We're off! The crop circles went quicker than expected. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
1290 Come in, come in. I was just saying to the missus that we should get out and eat the ... meet the neighbours. 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
1291 We've come down to witness the Trump campaign for ourselves 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
1292 Is this your first experience with Uber pool? 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
1293 You really don't want me to take you to our leader. 1.2453 0.08039 53 44 5 4
1294 It looks just like the photos on Airbnb! 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
1295 Let me shed some light on why your crops are gone. 1.2453 0.08039 53 44 5 4
1296 I come in peace and do you grow organic? 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
1297 Do you folks have a bathroom that we can use? 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
1298 Sorry I'm late, it took me light years to get here! 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
1299 Thank you for inviting me, and ee-ii-ee-ii-oh to you too 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
1300 "Yes, we welcome 'Trump refugees'". 1.2453 0.08039 53 44 5 4
1301 Absolutely, welcome aboard! We're getting a lot more volunteers now that Trump clinched the nomination. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
1302 Hop in. We know where Dorothy is . 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
1303 Do you have a reservation? 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
1304 "We desperately need someone to explain the existentialist symbolism in "Green Acres". 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
1305 That's correct, Farmer Smith, I am your Uber driver. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1306 Thanks for letting my son do doughnuts in your yard. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1307 Yes, yes 100% ethanol. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1308 Are you from the tow company? 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1309 Could you take Donald Trump instead. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1310 Good news! We're making the solar system great again and need you to pay for a wall. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1311 Your frequent flyer miles aren't suffcient for this trip. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1312 I'm John, your interplanetary realtor. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1313 Don't let anyone tell you this is just a fly-over state. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1314 I believe you're seeking a president? 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1315 I'm in but I need to be home before breakfast and NO funny stuff. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1316 What? Uh.... Yes, I did just purchase the Johnson place. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1317 Farmer, where is your daughter? 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1318 You're a life-saver. My GPS is acting up again. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1319 It's a deal, then---seven quarts of milk every Friday 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
1320 This is the first time we've tried a Farm to Spaceship meal. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
1321 We sent out rescue ships as soon as Trump won the election 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1322 Welcome aboard. Your immigration application has been approved. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1323 Darth Vader?? Doesn't sound familiar. What does he look like? 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
1324 Reason for leaving earth? "Trump." Welcome aboard. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1325 Do you have any 2%? It's milkshake night. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
1326 Yes, the farmer and the alien can be friends! 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1327 Thanks for seeing me on short notice Mr. McDonald--I think this remix is a game changer 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1328 Hello, I'm running as a Third Party candidate and I'd like your vote. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
1329 We need someone to show us how to grow kale. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1330 Jes dropped by to say howdie. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1331 I wanted to visit again before all this 'tightening the borders' nonsense. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1332 I understand you want your orifices probed? 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1333 We've heard about your daughter. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
1334 We have hipsters too and they all want 'farm-to-table' 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1335 Hey, you don't look like your FarmersOnly.com picture! 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1336 This is gonna be one heck of a Rumspringa! 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1337 Sorry, we don't have wi-fi out here on the farm. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1338 Funny, we too are serving mankind! 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1339 There's no presidential election up there, right? 1.2407 0.08332 54 46 3 5
1340 Thanks for participating in our crop ration program. You have the potential to be a fine hybrid. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1341 Thanks, we'll be quick. Just long enough to run into Denver for a few items. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1342 I loved you in The Day the Earth Stood Still. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1343 Hi, I'm your new Monsanto rep. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
1344 Welcome aboard. You're lucky we still have space. We've been awfully popular since Trump locked up the nomination. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1345 Sure, if Trump becomes president, you can take him. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1346 Trump. Hillary. Brexit. I feel your pain. Welcome aboard. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1347 Take me to Old MacDonald. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1348 Wife says we're out of sugar. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1349 You guys have to land in a city sometime. No one believes me when I tell them. 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
1350 We sincerely apologize for the sequel. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1351 Don't worry, anal probes are now covered under Obamacare. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
1352 These are closer encounters than I had expected. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
1353 Unisex restrooms only? 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1354 I"ll have the crop circles completed by the end of the month. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
1355 I know, Dad, I know what you're gonna say, but it's too late. I've seen Paree. 1.2364 0.07769 55 46 5 4
1356 I'm so sorry...we didn't realize those cows belonged to you... 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
1357 "I'd invite you in, but the place is a shambles, since the big bang. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
1358 You'll have her back in 5-7 business days. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
1359 I promise you, if this Donald Trump is elected president, we will come back for you 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
1360 Welcome to Voyage to the End of the Universe. First I'll need to see a picture ID and proof of health care coverage. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
1361 Come right in. All we want is to serve man, honest. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
1362 Can you spare a few eggs and a cup of milk? 1.2364 0.07769 55 46 5 4
1363 I unnerstan' y'all do free prostate exams. 1.2364 0.07769 55 46 5 4
1364 No, we are just getting started. Did you bring the guacamole? 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
1365 You must be the guys from the crop circle company. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
1366 I'm here to congratulate you on being the one millionth customer of Sonic Burger. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
1367 Would you like to meet my spaced-out daughter? 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
1368 Thanks for coming by. Now, maybe you can tell us what those big circles in the fields mean. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
1369 Hello Sir. Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord Gundesplatt729 1.2364 0.07769 55 46 5 4
1370 Remember Earl, what happens in the Andromeda galaxy, stays in the Andromeda galaxy. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
1371 Welcome back. You're now eligible for our frequent probing rewards program. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
1372 Ok, I'll take you to Cleveland. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
1373 The Missus was wondering if we could borrow a cup of sugar. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
1374 I see you've checked your baggage. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
1375 Do you know Ziggy Stardust? 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
1376 Step right in for your very thorough, free physical examination. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
1377 If Trump wins, you and the missis can come stay with us. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
1378 Thank you for coming aboard. We're showing "Aliens" on our flight tonight. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
1379 Welcome to America ...... you're going to need to prove you're here legally. 1.2364 0.07769 55 46 5 4
1380 Actually, I am a third party candidate. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
1381 I only wish all of our hostile takeovers were this easy. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
1382 The messages we intercepted about your ability to capture moonshine in a bottle aroused our curiosity. We thank you for the samples and will take them to our leaders so their decision making can be as enlightened and clear headed as on earth. 1.2364 0.08191 55 47 3 5
1383 Take me to your leader, unless you chose Trump. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
1384 I come in peace—and to replenish my planet's stores of high-fructose corn syrup. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
1385 Welcome aboard! Window or aisle seat? 1.2364 0.07769 55 46 5 4
1386 Hello, I'm your new Monsanto rep. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
1387 We heard you need seasonal help. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
1388 We would be happy to spray your crops, but our fees are astronomical. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
1389 Welcome to Uber Air 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
1390 Come in. Come on. Pretty soon you won't be in Kansas anymore. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
1391 William Shatner? 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
1392 Canada was full, eh? 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
1393 Hope you don't mind, I had to circle the fields before landing. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
1394 Welcome...we've opened our borders 1.2364 0.07769 55 46 5 4
1395 Welcome to Airbnb. We've been expecting you. 1.2364 0.07769 55 46 5 4
1396 So there IS life on farms. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
1397 We knew that if we built this you would come. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
1398 Hi, Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman, Damn glad to meet you. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
1399 Thanks for the offer ... but we're going to keep looking 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
1400 It's nice, I'm just used to more space. 1.2364 0.07769 55 46 5 4
1401 Yeah, I'm the crop circle guy. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
1402 We heard that you were outstanding in your field! 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
1403 We have heard about your presidential election. Help is here! 1.2364 0.07769 55 46 5 4
1404 Your dog refused to let us do it but recommended you. 1.2364 0.08592 55 48 1 6
1405 I'm gonna build a wall around Mexico... and Guatemala... and Ecuador... and Honduras...and Canada. I'm gonna make American small farms so profitable your head will spin! 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
1406 Greetings. Can you grow weed? 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
1407 Sorry we're late! We honestly never thought that dude would get the nomination. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
1408 I've come a long way for your corn on the cob. I heard it's the best 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
1409 I spotted your Mona Lisa crop art and felt compelled to meet you. 1.2364 0.07769 55 46 5 4
1410 Nice to make your acquaintance. My relatives in Roswell have told me all about you. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
1411 You have package delivered from Amazon 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
1412 Just play along. They think I'm one of them. 1.2364 0.07769 55 46 5 4
1413 Greetings, Earthling. Have you good Wi-Fi here? 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
1414 I come in peace; can you work a microwave oven? 1.2364 0.07769 55 46 5 4
1415 Can you fix the tractor beam? 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
1416 Looks like things haven't changed much since our last visit to Roswell. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
1417 Welcome aboard. Make yourself comfortable, I have a few more stops to make. 1.2364 0.07769 55 46 5 4
1418 You'll be the first illegal alien on our planet. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
1419 Thank you for coming. We thought instead of talking on the phone, we'd do our probing on board. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
1420 Are you guys from a 'right to work' planet or do I get union scale? 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
1421 Sorry about the crop circle thing. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
1422 It's a deal. Two of my sons for consistent wifi. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
1423 Welcome, we've been looking forward to having you over for lunch. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
1424 Yea so from now on just write off each cow as charitable contribution deductions on your income tax... 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
1425 Please take me away. There is no one to vote for here. 1.2364 0.07769 55 46 5 4
1426 You're going to have to gate check the hat. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
1427 Sorry again about the crop circles. Teenagers, you know? 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
1428 I hope I can count on your vote in the 2020 election. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
1429 Welcome aboard, high-protein meal--I mean, respected human. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
1430 I am from Sirius. And don't call me Shirley. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
1431 Monsanto thanks you for your business! 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
1432 We're hardly more advanced, this is our first farm to table. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
1433 I remember your father. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
1434 I'm your Uber. 1.2364 0.07769 55 46 5 4
1435 ...Ten! Hey Gort, we have a minyan! 1.2364 0.07769 55 46 5 4
1436 ... I'll be covering for your proctologist until he's back from Quayzon 5, I mean, the medical conference. 1.2364 0.07769 55 46 5 4
1437 It was in the FinePrint. They sold us your mortgage. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
1438 First of all, you should know that we support ethanol. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
1439 Quick - Where's the nearest unisex rest room? 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
1440 Where I come from, we kiss now. 1.2353 0.05999 51 39 12 0
1441 Do what you want, just get me away from Hillary and Trump... 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
1442 Your Almanac is the only thing we can't figure out down here. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
1443 Greetings from Enterprise Space Ship Rental. We pick you up. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
1444 I'm only doing this because Earth is a swing state. 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
1445 Welcome. We have WiFi and espresso. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
1446 I just wanted to ask if your lights went out too? 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
1447 We're from the future. Please stop growing GMOs. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
1448 We have come for the shoo-fly pie. 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
1449 My name is Marvin and I'm here to pick up your daughter. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
1450 There's been a change in plan. We're leaving you here until we figure out what the hell is going on. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
1451 What's your sign? 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
1452 You aren't writing a cookbook, are you? 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
1453 And to answer your question 'Klaatu barata nikto': Yes, it does itch inside this suit. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
1454 Welcome. That will be $25 extra for each bag. 1.2321 0.05693 56 43 13 0
1455 We heard it's the craziest year yet, so we came. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
1456 Say, do you know the Skinner family over in Windy Hill? I think I abducted them last year. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
1457 Hello, I'm Org and I am here to talk to you about reverse mortgages. 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
1458 Strawberries aren't ripe for another week? But I went a parsec out of my way! 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
1459 We bring you good news. The probes are covered by Obamacare! 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
1460 Hello. I'd like to add you to my professional network. 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
1461 We come in peace, and I hope you know something about warp drive. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
1462 Welcome to America where YOU can be President too. 1.2308 0.08061 52 44 4 4
1463 Help me. They're going to close the Canadian border. 1.2308 0.08516 52 45 2 5
1464 You’re not the first. This has been happening ever since they announced the presumptive republican nominee. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
1465 Wow! I didn't think you farmers really existed. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
1466 Around these here parts, I am the leader. 1.2308 0.08061 52 44 4 4
1467 We come in peas. It's bean a long trip, so lettuce rest or we squash you. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
1468 Friends of Dorothy are always welcome aboard! 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
1469 Mr. MacDonald, E-I-E-I-O. 1.2308 0.08061 52 44 4 4
1470 No, trust me, you don't want to meet our leader. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
1471 Jprpt! Uyn rcdolz! Bnh vadftg? 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
1472 Do you promise to respect our 2nd amendment? 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
1473 " Jeez you're ugly". 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
1474 Trust me, genetically-modified crops are totally safe. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
1475 Thank you earth man, you and your cows will be spared. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
1476 Finally, we two out dated archetypes meet. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
1477 So, can I count on you in November? 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
1478 Amazon hired us instead of the drone. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
1479 Welcome to the new Farmers' Market! 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
1480 We heard your corn was gluten-free. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
1481 I'm the leader of the Libertarians and I'd like your vote this November 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
1482 I hope you haven't left the oven on. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
1483 Are you one of the "illegal aliens" that Trump's been talking about? 1.2308 0.08061 52 44 4 4
1484 C'mon, let's get you lubed up." 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
1485 Let's make this quick; I'm illegally parked. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
1486 I saw your farmhand posting for $10 an hour plus mileage. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
1487 Don't worry, we use Astro Glide now. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
1488 Consider this a transplantation, not an abduction. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
1489 We can offer you fewer taxes and more space. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
1490 Shaking hands is having sex in my world but don't worry i'm wearing gloves! 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
1491 Our tractor beam isn't working. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
1492 Take me to your rutabaga. 1.2308 0.08061 52 44 4 4
1493 Greetings, Earthling - could I use your restroom? 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
1494 Thanks for the sugar neighbor! 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
1495 Congratulations. You've been selected to have your crop fields decorated with interesting designs. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
1496 Who's supposed to be talking here? 1.2308 0.08516 52 45 2 5
1497 Don't be surprised, Uber is running low on drivers. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
1498 Well shoot, mister, given the alternatives you've got my vote 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
1499 Congratulations. You have been chosen for crop circles. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
1500 Come on in - just leave your shoes at the door. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
1501 Can I borrow your charger? My cell phone's dead. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
1502 NANU, NANU! Welcome to the round thing in the sky! 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
1503 I come from planet E-I-E-I-O. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
1504 We no longer want you to take us to your leader. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
1505 Sorry to drop in like this but I wanted to get here before Trump puts up the big fence. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
1506 No, really! WE are going to serve FOOD to YOU! 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
1507 We've heard you're hiring migrant workers? 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
1508 Look everyone...a farmer. They still exist. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
1509 We saw the light on 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
1510 I normally ask to see your leader, but I understand he's fixing his hair... 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
1511 We have some great deals on crop circles 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
1512 I would've been here sooner, but that's the TSA for you. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
1513 Thanks for letting me stop by your farm. I love local produce grown in my own galaxy. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1514 Do you have a copy of ' To Serve Man' ? 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1515 Howdy pardner, to you too. Are you "corn"? 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1516 On Mars, it's the men who ask directions. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1517 We too are Amish. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1518 Actually, I'm from Mexico. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1519 Whew! For a minute there I thought I'd bought the farm. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1520 Let's make America great again! 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1521 My name is Gort, and I'll be your prober this evening. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1522 Sorry, only one anal probe to a customer. 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
1523 As a third part candidate, I'm hoping that I can count on your vote 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1524 Take me to your leader's SuperPAC executive director. 1.2264 0.08365 53 46 2 5
1525 Did you hear the one about the farmer's daughter and the alien? 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1526 We've come in peace to learn how to make crop circles. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1527 You look better in person than on Spacebook. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1528 After the election we thought you might need a new home, so we came to say hello. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1529 Since this is your first test drive, I'll be riding with you. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
1530 The crop circles are wonderful but can you creàte a happy anniversary design for my wife? 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1531 On behalf of Mansanto, I want to thank you for not choosing organic. 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
1532 It's a deal. You can design my crops, but you take Trump back with you. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1533 You are from Kansas? 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1534 That's your economic anxiety talking. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1535 Long distance relationships never work. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
1536 Mr. Spielberg, I presume? 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1537 Thanks again, those crop circles really do make it easier to land! 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1538 I'm sorry to bother you but all the galactic stores are closed at this hour and my wife is going to kill me if I don't come back with eggs and milk. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1539 Alright already...Klaatu Barada yadda yadda yadda." 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1540 Take me to your cow. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1541 They said your tomatoes are out of this world! 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1542 Take us to your presumptive candidate. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1543 We heard you're the expert on genetically modified organisms. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1544 Congratulations! You got yourself a saucer! 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1545 Those crop circles are amazing! How you do it? 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1546 Greetings, neighbor, you may have seen our ship hovering above you for the last 50 years 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1547 Ever since Brexit, we've had to start trading with people from all over. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1548 Now I know how wrong it was to label this a “fly-over” planet. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1549 Look, here's the thing. Donald Trump needs your vote. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1550 Our sensors detected an unprecedented clamoring for a third-party candidate. So here I am! 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1551 Oh, the farmer and the spaceman should be friends. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1552 I hope you're an organic farmer because we're trying to eat healthier. 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
1553 Yes, we are from Vega, but we eat meat. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1554 Thanks again for checking out those polyps. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1555 We've come to build the wall, our bid was lower than the Mexicans. 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
1556 You don't look anything like your profile picture on Farmers.com. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1557 Dorothy's been waiting. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
1558 We need your advice about parsnips. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1559 Have you got any seeds that haven't been genetically modified? 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1560 Together we can "serve mankind".... 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1561 The cows told us to give you special treatment 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1562 Yes, Joe, it's me. I'm back and this time, I'm speaking English. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
1563 Well, you're not old, Mr. McDonald, but you'll do. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
1564 Truth be told, the probes are just goofy fun. We use an MRI for the science stuff. 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
1565 Oops I think your overalls are on backwards ! 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
1566 Did you really think you could build a wall to keep us out? 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1567 Dr. Livingstone, I presume. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1568 We're looking for support for an interplanetary immigration reform bill 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1569 Deal. 1 planet for a handful of magic beans. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1570 This won't take long, we just need you to explain that chicken crossing the road joke. 1.2264 0.08365 53 46 2 5
1571 So you'll come and pick me up after the election? 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1572 You can spend the night but your gonna have to sleep with my ectoplasm. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1573 Thanks again for letting us crash at your place. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1574 Before we get going, understand that I am not a salaried employee but an independent contractor and thus can accept tips. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1575 We're out of fuel. Do you have any cow manure? 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1576 The Farmer in the Dell, I presume? 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1577 Under Obamacare, your colonoscopy is now free. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1578 Great news. I've been authorized to move you to the first-class probe section. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1579 I know they said they built a wall, but trust me, they didn't build it high enough. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1580 We came as soon as we saw your presidential nominees. How many of you are coming? 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1581 Thanks for stopping by Trump supporter, but we don't need further evidence of lack of intelligent life forms on earth. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1582 Hi, I'm Zendar, and Donald Trump tells me I can count on your support in my run for the House seat in the 3rd Congressional District.... 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1583 I had to land to tell you your crop circles are out of this world! 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1584 I don't want to be in Kansas anymore. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1585 Sure stranger, you're welcome to spend the night. But, I have to tell you, I don't have any daughters. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1586 Thank you for agreeing to launch our first farm to table restaurant 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
1587 You all come back now, you hear? 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1588 Don't call us, we'll call you. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1589 How long have you been on Match.com? 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1590 No, I don't have a daughter. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1591 What are you getting for ethanol these days? 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
1592 Sorry about the crop circles. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1593 You wouldn't happen to have a 3/4 open-ended box wrench, would you? 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
1594 How did you get past the Trump Wall? 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1595 Hay! 1.2222 0.07782 54 46 4 4
1596 01100001010000101110000011100000 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1597 Come on in. I just put on a fresh pot of coffee. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1598 Don't be alarmed. I'm a proctologist. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
1599 Now they'll believe me that there really is a family farm. 1.2222 0.07782 54 46 4 4
1600 Wife got the munchies for farm fresh earthling. What do you recommend? 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
1601 Yep. A right at County 12, another right a 249, then straight on 'til you get to the Pleiades, and it's on your left. You can't miss it. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
1602 On behalf of all of all of us at Amazon, thank you for signing up for same light year delivery. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
1603 Ted's reoccurring nightmare involved meeting his soon-to-be son in law's family from New York 1.2222 0.08219 54 47 2 5
1604 It's no worse than a colonoscopy - except it isn't covered by insurance. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
1605 Would you like the chicken, or the pasta salad? 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
1606 Come on in! Sorry about the mess; my wife is redecorating. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
1607 We're only buying organic now... 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
1608 I think my gluten-free crop circles will be a big hit this year. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
1609 Greetings, and before you ask, no, you can't come back if he loses in November. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
1610 Just know that saying 'Take me to your leader' can cause a fight around these parts. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
1611 This *is* Zexas, right? 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
1612 There's no place like home. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
1613 I'm sorry, but I don't have a daughter 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
1614 Okay, we'll come back and pick you up if Trump wins. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
1615 You look taller in your profile picture. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
1616 Just tell me it's not campaign season on your planet. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
1617 Tell me of your Eric Clapton. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1618 Your wife was right. Your GMO tomatoes really did take off. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1619 UFO is the new GMO 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1620 You're a bit outlandish for us. We're more landish here. But welcome. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1621 Welcome to our annual solstice dinner! 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1622 We heard Trump was running for King of the Universe. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1623 I'm from the ethanol lobby. What kind of fuel do you guys burn? 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1624 What's up with that huge wall we just flew over? 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1625 Come on in, we're going to make America great again! 1.2157 0.08075 51 44 3 4
1626 Our planet greatly prefers food that is not locally grown. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1627 Are you my Uber? 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1628 Are you, by any chance, the guy who's killing my cows? 1.2157 0.08075 51 44 3 4
1629 Did you really think wind power was the new green? 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1630 Congratulations! You've won a one-way trip to Mars. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1631 We'd like to arrange a meeting with the leader of your cows. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1632 This is Area 51, isn't it? 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1633 Hi Im from the Welcome Wagon . 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1634 Please take me with you! I can't face a Clinton or Trump future! 1.2157 0.08075 51 44 3 4
1635 So, you're certified organic, non GMO and gluten-free, right? 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1636 You must be scheduled for the 2 AM probing. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1637 We mean you no harm. All we want is you kale. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1638 We're here about the crop circles. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1639 The key to success is a firm handshake. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1640 Only an alien would agree to be Trump's vice president. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1641 Come on in. Your new GMOs are ready. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1642 It's me, Papa-- home from rumspringa 1.2157 0.08075 51 44 3 4
1643 Is this your first time flying? 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
1644 Uh, sorry. I don't know who my leader is. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1645 We need your help....our corn flakes keep coming out circular. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1646 We saw your message in the manure. Clever use of "crap" circles! 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
1647 Yes, of course, we can drop you off in Paris this time. 1.2157 0.08075 51 44 3 4
1648 You built it, so we came. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
1649 Am I the new crop duster? Uh, sure. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1650 I'm sorry to bother you, but do you have room for one more? 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1651 Thank goodness you got here in time! Her contractions are about four minutes apart, but she's more dilated between one set of legs than any of the others! 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1652 It's been a pleasure discussing crop circle designs, Mr. Johnson. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1653 I beg you, do NOT take me to your leader! 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1654 Hope you don't mind but I made a map in your cornfield so the others could find me. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
1655 Evening, sir! Name's Blork, of Xynth, Zeeb, and Glarb, and I'd like to take a moment to talk with you today about your universal health care! 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1656 For the hundredth time, "How To Serve Man" is not a cookbook! 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1657 yes, all meals in Star Class are gluten free 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1658 I'll take all the GMO corn you have 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1659 I hate to ask, but I'm gonna need gas money. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1660 I seek one of your species - Auntie Em. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1661 Welcome to the newly funded genetically modified organism project. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
1662 The Johnsons? They live next door. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
1663 We heard your prayer to take Mr Trump off your planet. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1664 I was wondering if you had that Rolling Stones album on CD. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1665 We heard your heirloom tomatoes were out of this world. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1666 What's Uber? 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1667 I would welcome you aboard , but your daughter called shotgun 1.2115 0.08391 52 46 1 5
1668 Six million space miles. What's in your wallet? 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1669 Welcome to Planetary Uber. Where are you headed today? Speak up man. And stop looking at me like that. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1670 Before we go, can I count on you for a high rating? 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1671 Uber8 goes to all of the universe's fringe locations except Austin. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1672 You messed up my last seed order - once more and I go organic. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1673 Nobody knows Earth better than me! 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1674 You did say, "Take me to your weeder"? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1675 Bill's acid trip just took on a whole new meaning. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1676 I always love visiting Pennsylvania Dutch country. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1677 There ain't no Dorothy or Toto here. This is Iowa, not Kansas. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1678 Come on in, Ma's just making coffee! 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1679 Thank you for riding with Uber this evening 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1680 Sorry about those crop circles in your alfalfa. Kids these days! 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1681 Welcome. You just bought the farm. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1682 Got it. All that probing. Not cool. Hey, we're learning as we abduct, right? 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1683 All our seats are Even More Space. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1684 After I meet your leaders, can you direct me to the earthlings with the best taste? 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1685 Thank you for using our app LyftOff: Please rate and comment. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1686 Come inside for a delicious farmer-to-table meal. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1687 Welcome aboard! We're dying to know how you make those crop circles! 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1688 I'm a firm supporter of ethanol 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1689 How much do I owe you for the crop circle? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1690 Welcome aboard, we're very excited about our new farm to table menu. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1691 Your green thumb is all that's needed for admittance. 1.2115 0.07929 52 45 3 4
1692 Look, I know I asked you to take me to your leader. But that Trump guy scares the bejeezus out of me, so if it's all the same to you, goodbye and good luck. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1693 You mean this whole thing runs on just corn cobs? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1694 I'm from the government and I'm here to help you. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1695 No, I just look Republican. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1696 We came as soon as we heard the election results. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1697 Congratulations! You're not in Kansas any more. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1698 You from New York? 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1699 I hope you brought some lube. We're fresh out. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1700 We invited you to teach us Organic 1.2115 0.07929 52 45 3 4
1701 Howdy Neighhhhhh.......WHOA! 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1702 I guess I better go with you now before it gets any hotter here... 1.2115 0.07929 52 45 3 4
1703 Hey, did you ever hear the one about the alien and the farmer? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1704 You've never seen "To Serve Man," have you? 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1705 Your crops are out of this world! 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1706 Howdy! We're looking for farmhands. Are you here legally? 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1707 We tried GMO! Thank God you're Organic. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1708 Welcome. No need to worry about Trump anymore 1.2115 0.07929 52 45 3 4
1709 I'm you from the future. Keep growing those GMOs! 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1710 Hello friend, this is your lucky day! 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1711 Meep! Meep! EE-I-EE-O! 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1712 I'm really sorry that you traveled so far, but we already leased our place for the next Century to a nice couple from Kepler-186f 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1713 Friendships are easy when you both like circles. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1714 Let's get you suited up mister. 1.2115 0.07929 52 45 3 4
1715 I understand you have 3 daughters. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1716 Hi, I'm Mork, Rush Chairman. Damn glad to meet you. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1717 You got any ethanol? 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
1718 Sure, come on in--we heard Canada's full. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1719 Great! You got in before the wall goes up. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1720 What the heck? There's a drought anyway. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1721 You will grow food for us. Like Matt Damon. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1722 Trump was elected. How much room do you have on your planet? 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
1723 So we'll leave him here and you contact us in November and let us know if he's won. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1724 I come in search of organic kale. Have any? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1725 Matt Damon says 'hi'. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1726 Its good to see you again, Clem. I got you message about wanting to leave the planet before the Trump/Hillary thing get even weirder. 1.2115 0.08391 52 46 1 5
1727 What happened to your atmosphere. Didn't you listen to our ambassador cows and pigs that we sent down? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1728 You're just the right, relatable candidate we've been looking for! 1.2115 0.07929 52 45 3 4
1729 Hey, welcome. Thanks to folks like you, this ship is completely powered by ethanol. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1730 Take me to Bernie Sanders--assuming that's the best you can do these days. 1.2115 0.07929 52 45 3 4
1731 You shouldn't be concerned... I've been an Uber driver for several millennia! 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1732 'the crop circles thing....we felt we owed you an explanation' 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1733 Have you heard the one about the traveling salesman and the Martian's daughter? 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1734 Welcome to the REAL Comic-Con. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
1735 How about I take you to MY Leader? mmm. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1736 I used to fly for UFOR but now I'm flying for Lift. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1737 Howdy neighbor! Glad you could make tonight's neighborhood meeting - we're discussing the strange neighbors that just moved in down the street. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1738 Uber here for a Dorothy. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1739 Hey there, someone call an Uber? 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1740 That was for, uh, research...yeah, research/ 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1741 Welcome. I'm guessing you're here about the refurbished hay baler we posted on Craigslist? 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1742 It was nice meeting you, but your planet is too anti-immigrant. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1743 This thing got a tiller attachment? 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1744 Wow Glorp! You've really gone native. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1745 So tell me the one about your daughter. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1746 You can't volunteer to be abducted after November. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1747 We're trying to save as many as we can from that Donald Trump. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1748 Even if you didn't fully understand the consequences, we thank you for voting for Brexit. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1749 Well, I think my holier than thou attitude is justified. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1750 Did you call an Uber? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1751 Is this Idaho, Ohio, or Iowa? 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
1752 So you'd like to apply for the crop circle position? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1753 Yep! This is Kansas, but Dorothy doesn't live here anymore. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1754 Thank you. You have successfully unsubscribed from this list. 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
1755 Thank you for being part of our "farm to table" menu! 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
1756 So a traveling seed salesman lands on a hick planet. . . 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1757 Please tell me I left my phone charger here 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1758 Did you really think a 30 foot wall would be high enough? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1759 No, we're not from Monsanto! 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1760 It's a pleasure to meet a fellow Republican. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1761 I've been sent to compensate you for the crop circles. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1762 Donald Trump sent us to raise the fear level. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1763 Looks like the wall didn't work after all. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1764 This is an attempt to collect a debt, any information provided will be used for that purpose. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1765 I understand you're handy with a wrench. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1766 I promise--there's no Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton where we're going. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1767 Thanks for the potatoes! 1.2041 0.08237 49 43 2 4
1768 Got any more of them Reece's Pieces?' 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1769 Welcome to Kansas! Is Dorothy with you? 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1770 "Hi, Bob Sample here, intergalactic sales! Farm equipment, seed, and fertilizer!' 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1771 Oh, the spaceman and the farmer should be friends, Oh, the spaceman and the farmer should be friends... 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
1772 Welcome aboard your new manure spreader, Farmer Brown. She's a doozy. 1.2037 0.07652 54 47 3 4
1773 Welcome back! I'm one of your sons from your last stay. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1774 You are off by miles, Spielberg lives in LA. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1775 Well, you've got to trust me. I know more about business and the economy than anyone else in the universe. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1776 I just want to see my options in case she loses. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1777 The "Farmer to Table" trend has really caught on back home! 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1778 Global Entry sure beats TSA Pre. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1779 Y'all from outer space or what? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1780 Welcome home! 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1781 I'm sorry to hear you didn't win an Oscar this year, Mr. Damon. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1782 I've always wanted to probe the man behind the cattle. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1783 My friends have told me your hospitality is great and that you have a pretty daughter. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1784 Welcome Mr. Green Jeans! Is the Captain and Bunny Rabbit with you? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1785 ...Crop Circle? Where I'm from, we call it Earth-A-Sketch... come on in. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1786 Be careful among the English. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1787 -Hello neighbor, we are new in the neighborhood and I can't wait to introduce you to my family.. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1788 Wait, who's your leader? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1789 Hi, there. I'm here to show you the latest Monsanto agricultural products. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1790 Uber for Zeb? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1791 Welcome to Space B&B! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1792 We're here to support the Never Trump movement. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1793 I think you'll agree this year's batch of crop circles is the best we've seen yet. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1794 I swear I'll come back for you... if Trump doesn't win 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1795 Greetings-take me to your presumptive nominees! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1796 Welcome aboard Noah. The animals are secured and we will be off in a flash. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1797 DONALD TRUMP just became President!!!!! PLEASE take me to your planet!!!! 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1798 Table for one? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1799 I don't know what happened. I was just in Britain and then found myself here. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1800 I will make America great again! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1801 It's OK. You're not Mexican. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1802 Take us to your leader because we hear he's a doozy. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1803 Thanks. I was planning to go to Canada but I hear they are full already. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1804 Hi, I'm Scotty. Sorry you had to take the stairs; we are having trouble with out beam. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1805 I hope you don't mind the circles we made in your crops. It's an art project. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1806 Cool, but we ordered double pepperoni. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1807 I am sorry this may seem a little Alien to you. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1808 Did you hear about redistricting? 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1809 Get me out of this suit. I need to find a john . 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1810 It's okay, Mr. Trump is mistaken -- I'm NOT illegal. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1811 Gort? Klaatu barada nikto?! Do all aliens look alike to you? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1812 Goodbye, and thanks for all the zucchini. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1813 Welcome and congratulations. You've been upgraded to first-class. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1814 Are you my Uber driver? I really only just need a ride down to the Mercury dealership in town... 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1815 I am looking for a farm-to-table, sustainable resource, with 23 pairs of chromosomes. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1816 Hello, and welcome aboard. I'm the Donald. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1817 Sorry about your silo. We're used to the easier navigating around Roswell. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1818 Thank god you arrived. I would never had made it to November 8th! 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1819 Tough finding parking spaces. We appreciate it. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1820 Hey Jack, of course you can borrow some sugar. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1821 We're the only group in the galaxy that supports small American farms. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1822 Don't you dare to take me to your leader. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1823 We have been admiring your crop circles for years. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1824 I don't care if the election is between Clinton and Trump, you still can't go with us. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1825 I understand you are here to serve mankind....but what do you mean by farm-to-table? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1826 Welcome to Uber ET, sir. As a reminder, we are currently operating at 200% surge pricing. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1827 I represent the new conglomerate that bought the farm next door. We'd like to familiarize you with the expanding markets we serve. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1828 Come on in! You like breathing chlorine don't you? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1829 "Greeting. I'm here to announce our diversity program". 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1830 Now can we stop it with the circles? 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1831 Grass fed with no antibiotics! When I have to abduct cattle your farm is always my first choice. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1832 Welcome back Clem. The doctor will see you now. 1.2000 0.08081 50 44 2 4
1833 Hi! We saw your windmill and just had to stop. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1834 "I'm with Gallup Intergalactic and would like to ask you a few probing questions.? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1835 So that's it, then. Jimmy takes a nap around 4. Spaghetti is Jane's favorite. Any questions, you have my number. I'll expect final payment on the 15th. Good luck! 1.2000 0.08081 50 44 2 4
1836 I promise you won't feel a thing 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1837 Sorry about the crop circles, but we really wanted to discuss farm-to-table. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1838 We installed the ladder just for you. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1839 Yes, hello. I'm your Uber X-Files driver. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1840 Amazon? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1841 Before I take the job, you should know that I'm an undocumented alien. 1.1961 0.07931 51 45 2 4
1842 You are in luck, Earthling. There is one seat left. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1843 I'd take you to our leader, but President Trump doesn't let in illegal aliens. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1844 Can you help us learn how to grow subsidies? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1845 It's time for Mr. Trump to come home. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
1846 Greetings. We want to learn about your GMO's. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
1847 Just one small step and one giant leap to come aboard, sir. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1848 So, can XR7 count on your vote? 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1849 Come in, we have free wifi. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1850 I'm mostly an old timer, but I'll have a look-see at your new fangled seeds! 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1851 I send intergalactic greetings to all the humble denizens of flyover country. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
1852 We got a message from your leader asking us to pay for a wall. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1853 Take me to your farm subsidies. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
1854 You were expecting Matt Damon? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1855 Welcome aboard. I'm your new county Extension Agent. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1856 We've been watching. We're here to vote. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1857 And thanks so much for the Welcome Wagon basket! 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1858 I'm sorry -- you can't ride without a helmet. It's the law. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1859 For you, I've prepared a Polenta. But please don't talk about politics. 1.1961 0.07931 51 45 2 4
1860 Yes I wish to leave before the election! 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1861 That's great. I gotta pee. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1862 Come on in. We're watching The Martian. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1863 Welcome to Shabbas, Jim. First-timer? 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1864 For the last time - you can't come with us! 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
1865 We ran out of ethanol on our planet. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
1866 For fortified dairy that tastes out of this world 1.1961 0.07931 51 45 2 4
1867 Congratulations! From over 10 centillion entries you have won the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1868 We like to buy from local farms. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1869 Wait until Donald hears about this. He'll be building another wall! 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1870 I'm from the government, I'm here to help 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1871 Mmm... Dinner! 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1872 Now Uncle Henry, you didn't really think Dorothy got to us by traveling on a tornado, did you? 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1873 Ready for an out-of-this-world dating experience? 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
1874 Just in time for lunch! 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1875 Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1876 We are your Uber ride to Roswell. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1877 You squashed my squash. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1878 No worries, sir. We have no idea what Donald Trump is. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1879 Ain't seen you around these parts. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1880 I'm from another rural part of the universe. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1881 Well Jed they were right,your Blue Marble Moonshine is the best in the galaxy. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
1882 I'm very fond of your almanac -- so inaccurate. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1883 Can I count on your vote? 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
1884 Hello, Mr. McDonald. I'm your new Monsanto representative. Welcome aboard. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1885 Congratulations! Your crop circles won first prize. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
1886 Glad to meet you, Homer. Let me tell you about my Odyssey. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
1887 If you are seated next to an emergency exit, please read carefully the special instructions card located by your seat. If you do not wish to perform the functions described in the event of an emergency, please ask a flight attendant to reseat you. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
1888 Word in space is you hire aliens without green cards. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1889 Alien? So the rumors are true, gringo. You guys really haven't evolved much since the wall. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
1890 Welcome to Trump Campaign Headquarters. The greatest headquarters in the universe. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
1891 You're not in Kansas anymore. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1892 Mr. Trump sent us to take you to his rally. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
1893 It's so nice to finally meet another crop circle creator. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1894 We weren't expecting you until after the election. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1895 No,No,No....Let me take you to MY leader. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1896 Is this the Kent residence? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1897 Thank you for coming, Sir. Now we have a Minion for our Sabbath Services. Please leave your Hat on. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1898 Take me to the being who self-identifies as your leader. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1899 Hi, is corn in season? 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1900 Well, if you came in peace why did you land on my wife? 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
1901 Welcome aboard. You will be our first experiment today, shouldn't take too long. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1902 You're not bringing any GMO on board... are you? 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1903 Don't be afraid, I just had to see your green thumb. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
1904 Actually, we DID come for the harvest! 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1905 We just wondered: Who are you wearing? 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1906 Am I too late to stop Brexit? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1907 I can't wait for you to see these crop circle sketches. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
1908 Have you got a few minutes? We're doing a quick survey of red states. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1909 Hi, I'm running for congressman in your district. Let's talk about illegal aliens. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1910 Your GMO crop was a big hit. We'll be back for more. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
1911 I don't know why our planets make us go on these play dates either. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
1912 Thank you for your vote and I'll see you in Cleveland. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1913 Are you another "leave" voter? 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1914 Sorry about your drought, but there's water on Mars. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1915 Yes, please come in! There's always room for one more for dinner. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
1916 Welcome to my dell. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
1917 I'm running as a third party candidate. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1918 Welcome to your Airbnb reservation. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1919 Great to meet you, any suggestions for where I can get a good deal on Hamilton tickets? 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1920 How about an exciting career in black hole exploration? 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1921 We're your new neighbors. Would you like to come in? 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
1922 It's ok if I pay you back next week, right? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1923 If I get my wife, would you take her to your leader? 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
1924 Goodbye, and thank you for showing us how to grow potatoes from our poop! 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
1925 Finally, a human! 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1926 Welcome aboard! We're here to "serve" mankind! 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1927 Thanks, farmer. Your produce is out of this world. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1928 And for a limited time, we'll throw in a second set of encyclopedias absolutely free! 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1929 Congratulations! You've won this year's crop circle contest. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
1930 Greetings Earthling..have you heard of the good works and writings of our overlord Xylog 6? 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1931 "With the truck broke down, you Uber drivers are life savers". 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1932 I've been looking for intelligent life everywhere! 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1933 Jeff Goldblum? 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1934 We've heard a lot about your farm-to-table movement. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1935 No, you won't be needing your ruby slippers. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
1936 I have some fantastic seeds for you. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1937 Come on, let's go "crop circling". 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
1938 Hi, neighbor. 1.1961 0.07931 51 45 2 4
1939 Don't worry, we'll provide the proper outfit fo you. 1.1961 0.07931 51 45 2 4
1940 Don't worry, Hank, the lurch isn't all that bad. 1.1961 0.07931 51 45 2 4
1941 ... A couple of things we'd like to see you work into rotation. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
1942 Thanks for giving us Trump 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1943 Congratulations, you're the millionth customer! 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
1944 The Intergalactic Party is your only viable option in November. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1945 Hi, My name is Rob and I "Feel the Bern" 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1946 Sorry about the mess. We circled a lot as we landed. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1947 I heard you became legal today. Congratulations! 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1948 Exiting? 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1949 Welcome to our Annuity Seminar. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1950 I'm afraid we need him back to make Gork great again. 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1951 Welcome to your alien abduction, Earthling. You may have a hazy memory upon return, but rest assured we will have some spectacular views of Uranus! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1952 take me to your cornfield 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1953 I don't mind the lovely crop patterns, but could you do a little dusting while you're at it? 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1954 Yes. I am the last farmer on Earth. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1955 Wait, just how bad do we look to the rest of the galaxy? 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1956 Honestly, we're looking for something more long-term. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1957 I'm afraid the "Hamilton" tour is sold out, sir. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1958 Good-bye! And don't forget to have that prostate checked again. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1959 Hey there, I know we haven't formally met, but can we borrow a cup of sugar? 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
1960 ...and thanks for the delicious fried okra and grits. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1961 People will write songs about how that townhouse development in the dell never happened. 1.1875 0.08239 48 43 1 4
1962 Come quick! The boll weevils are in the cotton again. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1963 Thank God for "Farmersonly.com " 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1964 We've admired your crop circles and wanted to meet you in person. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1965 Thanks for coming, we are still having problems with the hydroponic tomatoes 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1966 We would have walked, but there was a wall. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1967 At last! We need your advice on crop rotation. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1968 I'm Zorg and I'll be your anal prober this evening. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1969 Pardon me sir, our tractor beam is toast. Might you have any grey poupon? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1970 Congratulations, you're our one-millionth test subject. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1971 How did you get over the wall? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1972 Congratulations Mr. Johnson! You'll be receiving a complimentary subscription to The New Yorker as a "thank you" for completing your 100th probing. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1973 Before you ask, I ain't got none of them metric wrenches. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1974 E.T. phoned home. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1975 Are your cows organic? 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
1976 I understand. I'd want to leave Earth with Trump running too. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1977 Thank you for agreeing to move the saucer so that our driveway is not blocked. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1978 I watched your news on the way over - don't take me to your leader. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1979 Nice to meet you too, but no, I don't have a daughter. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
1980 Look, it's been a great evening but I really have to go. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1981 We come for your Metamucil. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
1982 So do we have your affirmative consent? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1983 ...And your next humiliating procedure won't be until Election Day...HA! But seriously, do remember to vote for the presidential candidate of your choice. 1.1837 0.08078 49 44 1 4
1984 Astounding, we both greet each other with a handshake. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1985 Sorry we couldn't squeeze you in sooner, Bob, but my secretary overscheduled me for anal probings today. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1986 I would take you to my leader, but she's plowing the back forty. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1987 November 9, 2016: "Are you sure this is the fastest way to Canada?" 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
1988 You're just the demographic we're looking for. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1989 We serve farm-to-table. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1990 The Airbnb listing said there was ample parking, is it ok if we leave this here? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1991 Hi, I think we found a location you've been looking for. It screams isolation. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1992 Greetings, I'm from the planet Monsanto. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1993 2020 Iowa Caucus - first candidate's meet and greet 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1994 Yeah, I was going to park it in the street. But, I didn't want to get towed. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
1995 We always take great pride in eating fresh, locally sourced, and sustainable humans. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1996 If my wife calls, I'm not here. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1997 I can let this baby go for zero down and 350 a month! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1998 Farmer wants a wife? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1999 We are going to have an out of this world Hee Haw time. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2000 Sj%kiw@# and the kids have never really seen a farm before and I was wondering if it would be possible... 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2001 Actually, I *am* your new seed supply, Mr. Grundy. There was a slip-up in the gene-splicing. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2002 Well, you tell Mr. Trump that we're not paying for this huge shield generator. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
2003 Our wifi is out. Thanks for coming to fix it! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2004 Take me to your ethanol. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2005 Would you like to pay a little more to upgrade to first class? 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
2006 "Well, good luck, and again, sorry about all the 'probing' 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2007 It's good knowing someone who knows what America is about. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2008 Yes, we are here to serve you, but you would have tasted better with the corn and beans we requested. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2009 I know. Every farmer needs his dell. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
2010 Thanks for mowing the circles. Much appreciated. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2011 Farmer Brown?" "Elvis? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2012 Our policy is $50 for each checked bag. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
2013 Can you get a message to Dorothy that there's no place like home? 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
2014 It's a deal: you take Trump, and we'll take all of your kind. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2015 Come with me and you won't be in Kansas anymore. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
2016 Farm raised 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2017 If anyone from my condo association sees you in the elevator, say I abducted you for an anal probe. They have this strict policy against Airbnb. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2018 January 20, 2017...Take me to your leade...wait...on second thought, you'll do just fine. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2019 Welcome aboard, homosapian! Thank you, anywhere is better than here as of November 8th, 2016! 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
2020 words gotten around that you grow the best damn corn in the galaxy 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
2021 The hell with subsidies, we're making you an offer that is out of this world! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2022 Welcome! You must be a friend of Elliott's? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2023 Welcome to Uber-Uber! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2024 We're looking for something organic 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2025 You're the first, but if Hillary wins, you won't be the last. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
2026 Let's get this straight: I rent you my property for the weekend, this ain't gonna be a repeat of Woodstock. Got it? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2027 That's correct we offer a 401K, 6 weeks vacation, health insurance and free annual probing. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
2028 Just not in my back yard... Deal? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2029 I have to erase your memory now, but you'll always have my five-star review on Airbnb. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2030 Congratulations! Your name has been selected at random for our one millionth abduction! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2031 Are you SURE you want me to take you to our leader? 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
2032 ? You don't have to be lonely At FarmersOnly.Com. ? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2033 Don't worry. A lot of folks confuse us with the USDA. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
2034 You look just like your farmersonly.com profile picture. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2035 Wanted: Down to earth men for out of this world experience. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2036 Would you please return Scully and Mulder, the network has dreamed up more episodes to continue their TV series. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2037 We support a path to citizenship for undocumented aliens. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2038 I hear you folks can build me an inexpensive, high quality shed. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2039 I'm here as a guest worker. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2040 Let me explain how subsidies work 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2041 So this is what happened to the children of the corn. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2042 I knew I'd see you after the election. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2043 Can I interest you in some corn futures? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2044 Vote for me, I'll make the universe great again! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2045 ...thank you for all you taught us about humanity. I'll leave you with the words of your people: 'ee-ii-ee-ii-oh'. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2046 Hello sir, can you give me directions to Roswell? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2047 You have been randomly selected as "Farmer Of The Month". Congratulations and welcome to Team Monsanto! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2048 Bill, welcome aboard we haven't probed you since '03 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2049 Come right in, the urologist will be ready shortly. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2050 We come in search of free-range chickens. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2051 Don't let the helmet fool you, I'm just a regular guy. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2052 Klaatu barada nikto... have you considered term life insurance? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2053 You're a little early for the GOP convention. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2054 Yes, Bob! Your wife's meatloaf was the best I've ever had. Now if you'll excuse me, she's just about to explain the part with the breadcrumbs. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2055 We are going to rewrite the BOOK on Reality TV! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2056 He built a wall, Earthling - but forgot to build a ceiling! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2057 Supper's at six, and she won't take "No" for an answer. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2058 "A million frequent flyer miles, sir, but you could get a billion if you upgrade to First Class. That's a billion with a "b"". 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
2059 I know what you must be thinking. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
2060 Welcome aboard, Mr. McCoy. I can guarantee that no Hatfields will bother you where we're going. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2061 It was literally out-of-this-world Airbnb experience. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
2062 You're Uber SpaceX has arrived. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2063 "It's not exactly rocket science, but it pays well". 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2064 Welcome! I'm Beebak, and I will be your host for this abduction. Now, did you select 'probe' or 'no probe'? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2065 I'd take you, but we don't have any leaders. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2066 You'll take a left at Albuquerque... 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
2067 "So where's the corn? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2068 This baby runs on horse manure! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2069 We're here from the future. We came back to 1930 to buy "all natural"..... 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2070 How about you take me to YOUR leader? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2071 " Step inside friend and let me show you what interstellar condo living is all about. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2072 Come with me if you want to live. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2073 Bud Wilkins, they told me you moved to Arizona? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2074 No really, you should leave now and come back AFTER the November election. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2075 I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2076 Welcome to AA, we've been waiting for you. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2077 I've found you the perfect match on Venus. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2078 EEEIIEEEIIOOOO 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
2079 Can you grow potatoes? Matt Damon left some behind-- we can't get enough! Red Bliss, Yukon Gold, those little fingerlings-- yummyummyummy-- boiled, mashed, fried, baked! Can you grow us some? 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
2080 Going Up 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2081 We come in search of "local food." 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
2082 Did you bring your seeds? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2083 No papers? That won't be a problem for an experienced picker like you. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2084 I hope we can count on your vote in November. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
2085 Folks 'round here don't take kindly to strangers. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2086 We were all so saddened to hear about Bowie and Prince. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2087 ...and it gets 40 light years per plutonium rod! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2088 Welcome. We'd like your views on harvesting. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2089 Welcome. You folks from 'round here? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2090 Heard you're the man to see about arugula. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
2091 Ah! Finally, a planet with inhabitants who have opposable thumbs! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2092 Good evening, sir. I'll be your driver tonight. Is this your first time using Rides on Demand? 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
2093 You built it! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2094 Hi, we're from Monsanto. You work for us now. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2095 We'll come back another time... 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2096 Thanks again. We can't wait to try kale! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2097 A Visit from Monsanto. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2098 Congratulations! You’ve won the Crop Circle Sweepstakes. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2099 You're being audited - the probing will begin shortly. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2100 We have long been intrigued by your flyover planet. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
2101 Would you mind cutting back on the crop circles? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2102 So you take a left at the farmhouse and that will take you straight to the interstate 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
2103 Welcome aboard and our sympathies about the election. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
2104 We've come for your crop subsidy. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2105 Me? I work at Area 51. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2106 I'll take two dozen ears of corn and a bushel of tomatoes. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2107 Can we borrow your Almanac? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2108 What is Twilight Zone? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2109 You've really aged since your Facebook photo. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2110 Hey there. We're on the run from an oppressive intergalactic regime. Mind if we crash here for a stint? Or do you inexplicably hate us as much as the last farmer? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2111 I 'm looking for a place to park this ship and retire. What a beautiful spot you have here. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2112 We loved your performance in Interstellar! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2113 Relax! We agreed to host the support group for people with Windows 10 issues. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2114 Congratulations! You have won the Intergalactic Sweepstakes grand prize, which is a ticket to leave Earth before it is reduced to cinders should Trump get elected. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2115 What would you pay for a crop circle??? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2116 Democratic or Republican 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2117 Trust me, it's an upgrade. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2118 Could you fill her up please? 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
2119 It's going to be an honor serving you—as hors d'oeuvres. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2120 If you really want to Brexit, you'll get into the saucer, Earthling. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
2121 Thanks for contacting farmersonly.com. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2122 That's a deal, 12k bushels of corn for a time warp machine 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2123 And you're cosplaying as a... farmer? 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
2124 So East till i see the coast, than North till the giant lady . Thanks again your a life saver. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2125 Come on inside, man. I know, this is totally bitchin' isn't it? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2126 Are you Mr. Trump? We wanted to take him back home. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2127 Take me to your presumptive nominees. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2128 We can remove the implant now. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
2129 Welcome to the Crop Circle Seminar. Did you bring your protractor? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2130 Is this where I vote? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2131 Welcome. We have chosen you to address our conference on Amazing Earth Stories to describe the reasoning behind the practice of planting things in a mixture of dirt and animal excrement and then eating the result. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2132 OK. We'll be back in November. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2133 Welcome aboard! Are you another one of Trumps refugees. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
2134 Likewise, nice to make your acquaintance. But no, this is 51 Amish Way, not Area 51. 1.1800 0.07923 50 45 1 4
2135 Nice work on the crop circles. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2136 We heard you're looking for migrant workers. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
2137 Yes, we have Wi-Fi! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2138 Welcome to our panel of crop circle judges. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2139 So you're our lucky volunteer. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2140 Welcome and yes, the wifi is free. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2141 It's ok. Trust me I'm legal. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2142 It's not our first choice but, the housing market on Mars has gone thru the roof. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2143 You were great. Really. That one about the chicken that crossed the universe was hilarious. Thanks for coming. We'll call you. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2144 I just felt that I had to personally drop by to tell you how much I admire your rugged, rural primitivism. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2145 Sorry, I'm late. Have you been waiting long? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2146 I'm sorry I turned your crop into popcorn. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2147 We come in peace... Sooo, sorry about the crops 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2148 Hi, I'm from the Intergalactic Government, and I'm here to help you. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
2149 Greetings. I just wanted y'all to know that I'm on the: National Do-Not-Abduct Registry. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2150 I'm from the planet Monsanto. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2151 Come in, we have WiFi. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2152 Deal. You don't tell anyone we're illegal aliens; we don't tell anyone you grow GMO corn. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2153 Welcome, you can use our telephone to call E.T. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2154 I'm your radiology tech. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2155 I’m here to save Earth - taking Donald Trump (DT) back home. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2156 "Hello, we heard you accepted our websites terms and conditions... 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2157 Take me to any leader who isn't Donald Trump. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2158 Well, Frank, you'll definitely have my support this fall. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
2159 Great to see you, Bob. Thanks for not holding a grudge about that whole crop circle thing. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2160 Don't worry--after the election illegal aliens won't want to be here. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
2161 We fly non-stop to Area 51. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
2162 Love the crop circles...curious how you did that? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2163 I got candy 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
2164 I have to make some crop circles for my fraternity -- would you mind? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2165 Hey! We need someone who knows how to use a wrench. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
2166 Don't worry. I'm totally legal. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
2167 I'm from planet Cookie...Got Milk? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2168 We received your message about the upcoming election. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2169 Welcome, friend, but please remember: You never get a second chance to make a first impression. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2170 We can use all the undocumented immigrants you can spare. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2171 Come in, come in you are just in time to be dinner 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2172 Greetings ! Take me to your seeder. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2173 Thank you for explaining the whole cornhole thing. Boy, are our faces red! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2174 Come on baby we're going home. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2175 Can't be worse than Trump. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
2176 Are you the guy the crop circles said has half-price plutonium? 1.1800 0.07923 50 45 1 4
2177 With our Galactically Modified seeds your new crop could feed on 10,000 people ... I meant "feed 10,000 people". 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2178 Greetings 2020 Iowa voter. You're welcome. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
2179 Now Ben, I just have one word for you... Just one word. Are you listening? Satellites. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
2180 You've got to help us understand Donald Trump's brain. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2181 The trip was fantastic, but I couldn't use my mileage. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2182 Deal. I'll deliver this district for Trump; you'll deliver the farm bill in the Senate. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2183 We come in search of fresh eggs. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2184 We prefer using the backdoor. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2185 Thanks for coming. Our ethanol tank is down to fumes. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
2186 Or...... you could wait for our Uber flight from Venus. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2187 I noticed your daughter's crop circle 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2188 So, you're from Monsanto? 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
2189 Did you happen to see a crop circle around here? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2190 Come teach us how to make those creepy crop circles. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
2191 We paid online at Farm Vacations for a three night stay. The rest of the invasion fleet arrives tomorrow. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2192 I know. I know. We DID try the middle of Times Square, but parking was such a pain in the ass. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2193 Take me to your milkmaid. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2194 I guess you're welcomed, just as long as you're a legal alien. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
2195 Why did you come so early? The Farmers' Market starts tomorrow at 9 am. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
2196 Keep me until 2020 this time. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2197 Come on in and browse. I've got seeds, tractors, tractor beams - you name it! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2198 You don't have to be lonely anymore. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2199 So, I'm guessin' you ain't from around these parts? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2200 Don't worry, It's only for 4 years. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
2201 Hello...I'm from Monsanto and I'm here to help you. 1.1800 0.07923 50 45 1 4
2202 We're here to save the Earth. Can you give us directions to the Trump headquarters? 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
2203 He thought a wall would stop us huh? 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
2204 Sorry to call you out like this, I know you have to get up with the chickens. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2205 Finally! Someone who never heard of Donald Trump! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2206 We are just here for your charging station. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
2207 You folks ever think about selling? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
2208 Welcome! We're so looking forward to finally discussing quantum mechanics and plasma physics with someone from a civilization with an understanding of such things! 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
2209 Welcome, earthling, our borders are always open. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
2210 Harvest time for farmers 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2211 Rumspringa is over, come back home. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2212 I can assure you the colonoscopy equipment is state of the art 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
2213 I'm here to make America great again. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
2214 The crop pattern invoice is in the mail! 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2215 I've beamed up a lot of cows,but none can compare to yours. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2216 So you think these Amish folks down the road will have spare parts? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2217 It just so happens we run on chicken poop. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2218 Elsie's gone into labor. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2219 I hope you'll forgive me for not being entirely truthful on my FarmersOnly.com description. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2220 Thank God you've come. This rig runs on corn ethanol, and we're on empty! 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2221 Before you say anything, I'm not current on Game of Thrones. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
2222 And remember -- make hay while the sun shines. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
2223 Are you sure that my wife can't find me here? 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
2224 Guess we need to build a sky fence now to keep the illegal extra-terrestrials out as well! 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
2225 Hi! I'm your new crop duster. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
2226 Congratulations! You may already have won the Interplanetary Clearing House Sweepstakes! 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
2227 We heard you folks need a new place to live after November. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
2228 Welcome! I'm glad you understand my crop circle message. Can I offer you a drink? 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
2229 I need a place to stay...have those three salesman left yet?; 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
2230 Greetings! We come in peace from Monsanto. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
2231 We come as locavore. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
2232 Did you bring the pizza? 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
2233 Can I get you some coffee or a soda? 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
2234 I won't eat you—I'm a Vegan. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
2235 On behalf of interplanetary Vegans, welcome! 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
2236 Conquer? No, we only want to know what "corny" means. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
2237 The wife came along. Tonight's probes will just be in the ear and nose. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
2238 Can you smell a storm with that thing on? 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
2239 Come in. I'm from the government. I'm here to help you. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
2240 Listen, this has been great, but the suit is getting really hot. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
2241 I hope you don't mind if I ask you to take your boots off in our mudroom. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2242 If you're certified organic, welcome aboard! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2243 Welcome to the neighborhood! For a small fee I can provide you with organic non GMO veggies, right from the earth! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2244 Election isn't until November. Get me out of here now! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2245 No worries... the probing is optional! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2246 Can I interest you in crop circle insurance? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2247 We are from the future. Global warming doesn't destroy civilization. Baseball's new slide rule does. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
2248 Please come in, they'll never believe me. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2249 Greetings. Do you know where we might find a Shaker table? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2250 Rest assured Middle American! I am not one of the aliens Mr. Trump would have you worry about. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2251 We heard you grew the best organic kale in the universe 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2252 We've heard good things about potatoes. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2253 Yes, of course, we are afraid of your elections too. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2254 We saw your crop circle messages. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2255 Its time you embrace technology. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
2256 All our abductees are 100% organic farmer. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2257 I'm sorry I can't take you with me as I'm all full of Republicans. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2258 Thanks, my former GMO supplier turned into a turnip. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2259 We’re hoping you can settle an argument about crop rotation. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2260 Don't worry, we're happy to help. Since Trump won the nomination we've literally rescued millions who couldn't stand to stay here any longer. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2261 Take me to your loudest businessman. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2262 Hi, I'll be your Uber Galaxy driver 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
2263 Wazzuuuuup 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2264 I'll keep an eye out for Dorothy. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2265 So good to see you again, Cousin Roswell 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2266 You've won the trip of your life! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2267 We're here to rescue you from the Nightly News 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
2268 I'm from Future Farmers, crop-dusting division. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2269 Welcome to the Enterprise. We boldly go where no man has gone before and we pick you up. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2270 Boy are we glad to see you ! We've been craving sweet corn ever since our last trip here. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2271 Got any ethanol? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2272 Thank you for swiping right. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
2273 Nice designs. Very post-modern. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2274 Congratulations farmer! You're the next bachelor. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2275 Come on in! We were just about to make more crop circles! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2276 Sorry, we already took two of your kind... 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2277 Welcome. Thanks for answering my ad. Regarding your qualifications...just how long have you fellows been offering crop dusting services? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2278 UFO good, GMO bad! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2279 Is this your first time using Uber Space? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2280 Sorry, no shoes. Is that strange? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2281 How's everything been in Roswell? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2282 Congratulations! They said, "If you build it they will come." And we did! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2283 Thanks. We couldn't find a parking space in space. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2284 I'll show you mine if you show me yours first. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2285 Howdy friend. We have warm nuts and a hot towel waiting for you. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2286 My name is Zook. My grandmother was Amish. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2287 Got it, a Celtic trinity knot in the north field and a tree life symbol in the south field. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2288 Don't ask, don't tell, O.K.? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2289 Welcome. You grow genetically modified crops? Great, the others are inside. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2290 I'm not sure what you mean by 'Monsanto'. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2291 Made it over the Wall, did you? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2292 I'm counting on your vote. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2293 Okay, ten thousand bushels of non-GMO organic corn ... if you can deliver. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2294 Dorothy sent me to fetch you. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2295 I love your book 'To Serve Man'. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2296 We like to support local farmers. And by local I mean within the same galaxy. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2297 Thank God you showed up. Donald Trump just won and Canada was full. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2298 Hi, I'm your new GMO seed distributor 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2299 It's been fun! Give me a ring anytime if you need more crop circles! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2300 Welcome to Uber x 5000 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2301 Helluva wall! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2302 I'm locally sourced from a nearby farm 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2303 You brought the organic kale seeds, right? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2304 Sorry about the crops, but it'll be nice to finally get some recognition for my work! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2305 Our economy out there is not doing great right now, so I thought, why not make a fews extra buck with Uber, you know 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2306 Illegal is an alien term. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2307 We're not locovores, I hope that's OK... 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2308 Where's the pizza? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2309 Step right this way to find your missing cattle. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2310 Welcome, we have great gun control. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2311 welcome to starbucks! 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
2312 Come in. I'd love to probe you about the neighborhood. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2313 Organic life form? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2314 I never thought that my search for a date through farmers.com would reach so far! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2315 Our cable is shot. Can I just watch the second half with you? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2316 I think you picked the right night, it's Country Music Karaoke night. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2317 Trust me. People will come. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2318 " Can you take me to your planet,Trump is going to be our president". 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2319 Are you the ones who have been doing the crop circles. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2320 Crop circles? So last decade. We're into textile art now. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2321 Yessir, it was a long trip. But we heard that your organic tomatoes are worth every light-year! 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2322 Kansas, I presume! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2323 Your tomatos are out of this world, man! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2324 In case my candidate loses, what's the quickest way to become a citizen? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2325 Thank you! I am the result of your genetically altered seeds! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2326 Welcome Mel. I knew your pod. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2327 You have awfully soft hands for a farmer 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2328 Abe Lincoln, I presume. This is 1834 A.D. by your calendar, isn’t it? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2329 Welcome to Farmer's Only.com! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2330 Thanks, again. Your artichokes were out of this world! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2331 Well, we just got a new leader - and Mister, I'd advise you to keep looking for intelligent life out there. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2332 Wanna pull some donuts in the fields? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2333 That GMO corn? Can't thank you enough. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2334 Congratulations! Your field is perfect for my crop circles! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2335 Sure glad yer not from my bank. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2336 Fill 'er up with Ethanol. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2337 Your GMO Corn sent for us. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2338 I know, I know--we heard the results of the election too. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2339 Are you the GMO rep? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2340 Believe it or not, this is exactly what we’ve been expecting. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2341 Yes, that's true what you heard. Free education, health care, food stamps....no you don't need a job. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2342 Greetings, organic, non-GMO, Earthling. 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
2343 Hi. Name's Jesus. Welcome aboard! 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2344 Hi there! I'd like to take a few moments of your time to talk about our Overlord and Savior... 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2345 I've got the perfect market for your genetically modified produce. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2346 Do you know how to use the NEW Waze APP ? 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2347 Take me to your... now don't get upset... leader. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2348 You will teach us to grow marijuana, so that we too can imagine scenes like this. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2349 Welcome, Mr. Greenjeans, the Captain awaits! 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2350 Alien, huh? You should know, I support Trump. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2351 We shall return at the end of your election cycle. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2352 Please tell me about your cell phone plan. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
2353 Hi there. I've been drafted as the alternative Republican candidate. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
2354 Vote for Kodos. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2355 Take me to your new leader. Ours is particularly tough on immigration. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2356 We love the uneducated 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2357 For flyover country, we've taken Uber to the next level. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
2358 Congratulations Sir, You've won a trip to the Big Bang. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2359 You're not going to be in Kansas anymore. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
2360 Come with me, we welcome aliens on our planet. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2361 Yes, hello Mr. President, welcome aboard. 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
2362 We'd like to talk to you about a big art project. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2363 Let's say 10% of any income generated by the new circles and call it a deal. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
2364 I hope I can count on your support at the caucus. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2365 Really sorry for the crop circle, junior took the keys and you know kids... 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
2366 Congratulations! You're a candidate for our farm-to-table franchise! 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2367 Our robots love your franken-corn. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2368 If it weren't for your crop circle, we would have gotten off at the next planet. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2369 When I saw the "Raw Milk" sign, I had to stop. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2370 Good, so, this really is Kansas? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2371 It has come to the attention of the Galactic Community that you subconsciously wish to leave Kansas. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2372 Where would you like the crop circle this time? 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
2373 Where's Shoeless Joe? 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2374 When I heard "If you build it, they will come," this is not what I envisioned. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2375 Would you mind boots off? The wife insisted on white carpet and its just been cleaned. 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
2376 That was, without question, my most unique Grindr experience ever. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2377 Thanks. The corn was out of this world. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2378 Welcome aboard. Your wish has come true. There IS a planet without political turmoil. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2379 You've been chosen to receive a year of Bon Appétit with no obligation! 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2380 Just plant the root crops when there's a new moon! 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
2381 Actually, I only want to leave if Trump wins. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2382 So glad to see that life exists on earth. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2383 Welcome to the hoedown. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2384 Thank goodness you're here! The corn is as high as an eleuwyd's eye! 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2385 Son, I tasted the cabbage a la Bretonne; the wife loved it. I think we have a deal. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2386 Your Match.com profile said you wanted to escape Trump. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2387 Just a heads-up, Frank. Za!klisx lost the bake-off today, so she's feeling a little glum. 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
2388 Cletus, it's time for your annual colonoscopy. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
2389 Quick! Inside! The National Weather Service has just issued a tornado warning! 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2390 We were anxious to visit before you folks build the wall. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2391 Hey dude long time no see! 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2392 Would you like a crop circle? Beats a probe, right? 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2393 Welcome! We're the ampere waves of brain. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2394 Congratulations on deciding to go green. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
2395 C'mon in ..We can't wait to talk about Trump. 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
2396 Which galaxy would you like to try, Rube? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2397 Our sources on Venus tell us that you're outstanding in your field. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
2398 Well, well, it's a fellow frontiersman. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2399 I'm here to replant those crop circles we made on your farm 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2400 Don't worry, Earthling, I'm okay, but the alien behind me is nuts! 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2401 Hi. I'm your future self. Technically we're not supposed to meet. Or touch. But I just had to come back to warn you. Do not take Marjorie Mae to the hoedown tonight. Instead take farmhand Luke. You'll be back to thank yourself in a thousand years. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2402 I see we landed in a red state, feels like home. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2403 ...and that's why I believe I'm the presidential candidate your country needs. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2404 Tell me about this wall. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2405 Yes, your cow will jump over the moon. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2406 Just think of me as a genetically modified human. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2407 "I believe you are a better example of the human race then its political leaders". 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2408 Abductions are for old-schoolers. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2409 Welcome aboard, Dad. I told them you'd be glad to see me. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2410 Relax! I have a 5-star Uber rating. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
2411 Yes, we know, Trump won.... 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2412 Think about it - there are no mortgages in space! 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2413 Hello, I belive your ordered some GMO seeds? 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2414 We hear your pies are out of this world. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2415 Relax, we are totally noninvasive now. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
2416 "...welcome aboard friend you'll never hear the Trump name again where we're going.... 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2417 so YOUR the Fellas who bought out Monsanto? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2418 On the bright side, you may get a sports team named after you. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2419 Sorry we couldn't drop you off closer to the house 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
2420 010010 1101100010 101 00101010 0010 0100010111000 010110 0 010010 0101 010 hello. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
2421 We've spotted unidentified farming objects on your property. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2422 No, it's still Iowa. 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
2423 And after one light-year of travel, you'll be eligible for a seat upgrade. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
2424 And remember, a vote for me is a vote against the lunacy of our two-party system. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2425 Hi Jack Daniels, I'm Jim Beam-me-up. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2426 Have you ever considered selling Amway? 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2427 We couldn't bear watching this campaign season any longer, so decided to just begin rescue missions... 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
2428 Yeah, I know, but the Uber gigs are really helping right now. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2429 Moo moo to you too, stranger. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2430 $1500 for the bull and I can pick up for free. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
2431 Howdy neighbor, can I borrow a few head of cattle? 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
2432 Yes, yes we want to hear all about Mr. Trump, welcome! 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2433 We've been admiring your crop circles. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2434 Our planet has been disqualified from the Olympics for doping. It must be your so called 'organic' cow's milk. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2435 You'll be farther away than Canada when you-know-what happens in November. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
2436 You betcha'! We use genetically modified organisms in our fields too. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
2437 This is just a social call so come on board and relax. We only do anal probes on business trips. 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
2438 I'm surprised you still have steps on this thing. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2439 So how's the farm subsidy on your planet? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2440 Congratulations! You are the winner of the Publisher's Clearinghouse $1 million contest! If you'll just step inside... 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2441 You're doing the right thing. He will be elected! 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2442 We'd like to pick your brain for a little help with our crop circles 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
2443 Congratulations on pioneering our new farmer-to-table initiative. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2444 Great to see you too. Hey, did you happen to go by the duty-free shop? 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
2445 Stairway to heaven? No, but come in, I want to show you something that will knock your socks off. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2446 Unforeseen consequence of Trump presidency: On second thought, DON'T take me to your leader. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2447 Picked, farm fresh! 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
2448 I've got tickets to Hamilton and I'm running late. Could you point me towards New York. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2449 You got here just in time. We're about to build a wall. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2450 Don't worry, I have a Green Card. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2451 Greetings, Mr. President! 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
2452 You're just not martian material... 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2453 His tweets went intergalactic! 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2454 I'm Blursk. Did you request an Uber? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2455 Well shoot, come on in, the missus done cooked up a mess of viddles and we ain't had no proper company since halfway across the galaxy. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
2456 Sorry to trouble you....could you help me out with a gallon of ethanol? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2457 Welcome aboard, but we don't take off till Inauguration Day. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2458 Is Thursday night still chicken and dumplings at your house, earthling? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2459 To us, this is an alien world. That makes you the alien. Not us. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2460 It's an honor to meet you, sir. I'd ask for your autograph, but I see you've already taken that liberty on my cornfield. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2461 Thanks for the circle! Haven't seen a coyote since. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2462 Why circles? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2463 Our planet intends to go locavore and we need your expertise. 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
2464 Do not worry. This is a non-GMO UFO. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2465 Are you my Billy, captured by aliens twenty years ago? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2466 Remember when I was just a GMO seedling? 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2467 Parsnips? I told him parsecs! 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
2468 Thanks for the offer, but we're gonna pass on this planet. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2469 Welcome, this is a Trump-free zone! 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2470 Are you the guy that's been leaving designs in my yard? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2471 Hey I found your barn cat! She's a keeper. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2472 Don't be afraid--I'm a Bernie delegate. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2473 My name is Org and I'm running to represent you in the Galactic Senate. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2474 The Farmer's Almanac didn't tell you....? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2475 We realize we have implanted the perception of free will in your species, and therefore thank you for choosing to fly with us. 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
2476 Good evening. My name is Z*>T!*GH and I am running for Congress- can I count on your vote? And, oh, sorry about the cornfield. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2477 Welcome. Rare, medium, or well-done? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2478 Are you coming just for dinner or will you be spending the night? 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
2479 Hello! Help us out with some tips on crop rotation. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2480 Mr. Android, will you promise to take our leader? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2481 I thought I ordered a tractor, not a spaceship - oh jeez. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2482 I never met someone wasn't from Iowa. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2483 Welcome to Planet Trump! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2484 Mr. Trump, it's very nice of you to invite me to your home! 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2485 Who's going to pay for this wall? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2486 I'm graffiti artist; Your crop fields are my canvas. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2487 Welcome. Your wife and the pitchfork are already on board. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2488 Welcome aboard, you're our souvenir for the road trip. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2489 Howdy; I'm from Future Farmers of America; you really need to modernize your spread! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2490 Yes, you have my word, we have three-party system. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2491 Howdy, neighbor! Have you seen a fella who has been creating those dang circles in my crops? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2492 you hate us because of our freedom? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2493 Well---klaatu barada nikto to you too! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2494 Thanks again for letting us make those circles for the kids. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2495 Can we talk about fracking? 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
2496 Did we make it in time for the conventions? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2497 Hi. We're looking for some new farm-to-table partners. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2498 Bob, nice to see you again. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2499 Thanks for coming at such short notice. My wife can barley contain herself, so it would be great if you could give her a prune. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2500 Ok, four hens, two head of cattle, and a metric ton of ethanol. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2501 This way to Canada? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
2502 Greetings Earthling. I just stopped by to let you know I'm vegan. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2503 Thanks for choosing Uber: Cosmos. My name is T'b B'falg, and I will be your pilot this evening. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2504 Don't be silly... Our tome, 'How to Serve Humans' is not a cookbook! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2505 We just can't get enough of your kale 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
2506 Hi Stan! Good to see you after all these lightyears. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
2507 We realize that small family farms are vital to our success. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
2508 You may be entitled to compensation. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
2509 You must be Dorothy's uncle! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2510 "We've come for the lima beans". 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2511 Congratulations! You've been chosen to teach us how to plant corn. I will have you back before the weekend. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
2512 You may want to leave before Trump finds out you are here illegally. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2513 Didn't know they made 'em like you anymore. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2514 Actually, the congressperson told me I have you to thank. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2515 Thanks to free trade, we can offer a full line of genetically modified seeds at competitive prices. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
2516 Fill her up and tell me how to get to Roswell. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
2517 Thanks pal, it's an amazing maize maze! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2518 Please bring me back in 2020 when there are better candidates for president. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2519 Sorry we had to put you on the waiting list, our planet was nearing overpopulation since Trump took office. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
2520 I'm the third party candidate for President and I'd appreciate your vote in November! 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
2521 Hello! Are you the farmer that said he grew the best wheat in the Universe? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
2522 You never heard of sushi? That's why we came. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
2523 Oh yes, preserving corn subsidies will be my first priority! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2524 May I interest you in a free 'crop beautification' demonstration? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2525 You won't need that gear. We got good clean air out here. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2526 We come in friendship provided you promise NOT to take me to your leader! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2527 I'm with the Publishers Clearing House Prize Patrol. 1.1556 0.07756 45 41 1 3
2528 Greetings! And congratulations! That magnificent field has won you the crop circle of the year! 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
2529 Come aboard! We have heard great things about farm to table! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2530 A job like this calls for a sense of perspective. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2531 Just stopped by for a quick snack. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
2532 Greetings, now how do you get such big tomatoes? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
2533 I just love it when you don't shave. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
2534 We need you. It's harvest time on Mars. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
2535 I'm pleased to tell you the new probes are in... Now, remember Steve. What happens in Alpha Centauri, STAYS, in Alpha Centauri. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2536 We appreciate your continued support of our agrochemical work... 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2537 Don't be afraid. This is a rescue mission for you to be our new Family Farm Leader . 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2538 Are you visiting or staying? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2539 Welcome Aboard!" "The ETA to your destination, as stated, will be in light years. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2540 From Roswell, I presume. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2541 Your online dating profile didn't mention that you liked to clasp hands on a first date. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2542 "Our GPS is down and we need directions th Grover's Mill"! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2543 Could you do crop triangles this time? Circles make me dizzy. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2544 'Greetings! We have observed that you are the one truly intelligent being on this planet.' 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2545 Mr. Kent? We have come for your boy, Clark. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2546 We were here long ago. Just been waiting for those cannabis laws to change. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2547 Are you available for crop spraying? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2548 Got GMO? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2549 Farmer John, the Red Planet is going Green. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2550 Your crop circles look great! See ya next time! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2551 Comes with a 100,000 light year warranty 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2552 Is your crop gluten-free? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2553 " Who is 'Farm Bill' "? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2554 Dad, I've come back for the summer harvest. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2555 Thanks again for picking up my crop circle shift, Farmer Brown. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2556 Words out. We hear you need a leader. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2557 Did you come in over the wall or really go through immigraton? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2558 Pleased to meet you, take my card MARTIAN WORKERS LLC, in case Mexico builds that wall. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2559 ...and remember to 'Like' us on Facebook for 25%-off your next abduction. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2560 The field is yours for any geometrical pattern you see fit 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2561 No hard feelings, but Green Acres is the place to be. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2562 I just demolished the Wall, so you won't have to work in the field by yourself any more. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2563 Welcome aboard Space Mountain. One revolution or two? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2564 I'm a bit lost. Which way is Mars? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2565 So you was fixin' to git to Rigel? Shoot, I knows where that be, in Orion's Foot. Lemme give y'all some directions. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2566 "This is the new John Deere? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2567 Greetings! Can I use your bathroom?! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2568 Could I trouble you for some sugar? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2569 So, how much moonshine do you want this time? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2570 Greetings, let's talk crop circles and what they can do for your farm. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2571 So it's settled: we'll split your insurance payments for "mysteriously destroyed crops". 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2572 What do you mean you only mow in circles? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2573 Greetings earthling, take me to your seeder. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2574 I don't usually answer Craigslist personals, but I was curious what you meant by "probing"? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2575 We need your help with our new farm-to-table restaurant. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2576 Of course you're welcome to come with us. But are you sure Donald Trump will win the election? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2577 Sorry, but I don't know of a Rod Serling around these parts. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2578 We believe in eating foods sourced only in our local galactic cluster. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2579 Greetings from the Planet Monsanto. We're here to improve your crop yield. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2580 ¡Hola! Mi casa es su casa. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2581 How do you feel about genetic crop modification? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2582 Thanks, Jim. Same time next eon? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2583 After you ran away to Woodstock, I never thought I would see you again son. 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
2584 But I must warn you -- the farming subsidies on our planet are quite low. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2585 Howdy! Chris Smith here - your new Monsanto sales rep. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2586 Thanks for the kale. It's not in season on our planet. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2587 We're here on behalf of the Trump campaign to see if we can count on your support in November. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2588 Welcome Earthling! My tomatoes look like crap. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2589 Greetings! I'm your new sales rep from Monsanto. 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
2590 Hi, I'm Zork and I'm running for Galactic OverLord. I hope I can count on your vote. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2591 Howdy Neighbor! Come on in and stay for dinner. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2592 Hello there. Our spaceship technology is sponsored by Dell. Welcome aboard to the Dell, farmer. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2593 You're on your way to a better place where there is no agribusiness. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2594 So, just the THREE crop circles this time? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2595 Welcome aboard. I love the poorly educated. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2596 I've always heard about southern grits. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2597 Sorry, our planet is at capacity with American "abductees" since Trump won. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2598 We have to stop meeting like this! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2599 Where can I get this 'double-down'? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2600 Hi. We're here from the government and we're here to help you. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2601 We need to learn how to grow corn. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2602 Have you come to help me find water? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2603 Everyone on our planet is looking forward to your renowned expertise! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2604 With your fresh produce and my unrivaled distribution system, we can do farm-to-table in places you never even heard of. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2605 Don't worry about the manure smell---it's potpourri on our planet. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2606 Great to see you again. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2607 Congratulations! You are the Publisher Clearinghouse winner! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2608 Are you planning to vote for Trump? We'd like to study you. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2609 Greetings neighbor. We'll trade you the secrets of the universe for a bushel of fresh sweet corn and two sticks of butter. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2610 We have some wonderful deals on tractors. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2611 We're searching for a new leader who is unconventional yet harmless in appearance. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2612 Yes, that's right, "To Serve Man." 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2613 Thank you for helping us make America 'great' again. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2614 Now Tom, I expect your support at the 2020 Iowa Republican caucuses. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2615 Greetings, perhaps you've seen my crop circles in your lower forty. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2616 Welcome, neighbor. You are going to love this dinner, my wife's meatloaf is out of this world! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2617 If you could just remove your shoes, we'll take care of the rest. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2618 You are not alone. Since the Trump campaign started gaining momentum, our phone has been ringing off the hook 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2619 We gave up on wind power 75,000 of... uh...your years ago. But have some new ideas you might be interested in! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2620 Thanks, but we aren't in the market for a fixer upper. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2621 So sorry for your lost planet. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2622 Have you heard the good news of our Savior, Lord Gronk from Planet Gorlock? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2623 Do you agree to 2.5 times surge pricing? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2624 Now forget this never happened. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2625 hi, I am Ali, your uber driver today... 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2626 Oh, good. Maybe you can explain to us that program called "Dancing with the Stars." 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2627 Could I borrow 200 grams of C12H22O11? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2628 At least my species has the decency to shake your hand and buy you a drink before we get to the probing... 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2629 Soon you won't be in Kansas anymore. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2630 I come from the planet Monsanto and I mean you no harm. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2631 Thank you for not abducting the cows again. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2632 Take me with you. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2633 Welcome aboard, you are my first Uber customer from Kansas! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2634 It's just for one term 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2635 Glxpr is my name; crop circles is my game. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2636 Welcome to your all expense paid vacation to Proxima Centauri IV. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2637 Hello, I am your sales representative from Monsanto. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2638 Hope that giant wall didn't give you any trouble coming in. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2639 Welcome back to Roswell! We need you more than ever during this election year! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2640 Big fan of your work. Your crop circles are so inspiring. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2641 I'm here to spruce up your crop circles. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2642 Word of your pumpkin-face-carving has greatly excited our cosmetologists. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2643 Me Tonto, You Lone Rancher 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2644 Take me to your Donald. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2645 Hello. I'd like to offer you the first crop circle franchise in your area. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2646 No GMO? Welcome in. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2647 Welcome, but be warned, someone just crop dusted. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2648 You'll always be my son, Xarghxx, but I understand your wish to know your birth parents. Follow your hearts, er, heart. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2649 Mr. Livingstone, I assume? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2650 Finally, are you here to buy our fracking rights? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2651 We can't wait any more lightyears for the Whole Foods to open 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2652 Need a third party candidate? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2653 Boy! It sure is nice to find a place that is welcoming to aliens. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2654 We're finally here. You built the landing field and we have come. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2655 I'm from the inter-galactic government, and I'm here to help you. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2656 Welcome! You're just in time for dinner. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2657 And I hope I can depend on your support for my third-party candidacy. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2658 Hey Look! It's my future self! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2659 Let's talk dairy cows. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2660 Marvin?" "Really... 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2661 Let me begin by saying, "Be Careful!" Its election year 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2662 We love the potatoes in your farm share 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2663 Do you have a phone I can use? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2664 Yes sir we have your goat. Sorry for the confusion. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2665 I don't think it matters that your Amish.... 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2666 It's a pleasure to finally meet you, I'm a big fan of your work. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2667 Welcome Earthling, Your Search Has Ended EI EIO. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2668 I'm not much for these time share thingamagigges 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2669 Don't be afraid. I just need you to help me with Farmville. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2670 Welcome to the first intergalactic reality show -- "How to Serve Man!" 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2671 There's no "probing" -- we just need help finding our crop circles. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2672 I just want to say one word to you. Ethanol. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2673 Thanks for giving us a hand. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2674 We've traveled thousands of light years to watch you milk a cow. We hear you're the best! 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2675 Thank you for the welcome, but can we just get some coffee on this planet? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2676 We seek your help in fixing our planet's broken political system. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2677 "when you go back,take my wife. 1.1489 0.07437 47 43 1 3
2678 are you really from Farmersonly.com? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2679 Welcome aboaard and might I say "Nice bibs". 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2680 I forgot to bring the six pack. 1.1489 0.07437 47 43 1 3
2681 Greetings. I'm here to see your leader about a bill I received for a giant dome. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2682 Sorry, but we don't need anymore help on the farm. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2683 Klaatu barada restroom? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2684 That's right. That's right. United Farmers Organization, transplanting, grafting and cross-breeding section. Please clone...I mean, come in. 1.1489 0.07437 47 43 1 3
2685 Sorry again about the crop circles, but we’ve been traveling all day and needed a place to rest for the night. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2686 We set our GPS for the planet Iowa 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2687 Welcome back. The stairway to heaven has been cleared. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2688 And y'all promise there will none of them dang foreigners there...right? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2689 Iowa, right ? Howdy then - I’m Zeezar, and I am running for President 1.1489 0.07437 47 43 1 3
2690 The supply of Ego that fuels our civilization is running out and word has reached us of something on your planet called Trump. 1.1489 0.07437 47 43 1 3
2691 We spell genetically modified 'E-I-E-I-O!' 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2692 FOR GIVE ME IS IT A MISH OR AMISH 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2693 Likewise. Um, do you have one of those little wooden enclosures with the hole underneath? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2694 Any problems crossing the border? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2695 You're safe with us. Our planet doesn't even allow seed patents. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2696 Sure beats the USPS. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2697 Those crop circles were the other guy 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2698 Greetings. I am from the planet Gluten and proud of it. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2699 The farm to galaxy movement is taking off and we need you to be a part of it. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2700 Why, yes, sir! I can explain crop circles. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2701 Come on in; we just baked a casserole that is out of this world. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2702 St. Peter has the day off. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2703 We've come to present you with the award for The Best Crop Formations in a Rural Setting 2016 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2704 So, we have a deal! I can use your crop field for my art work. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2705 Thanks for choosing Theranos to administer your 50th birthday probe; technically I'm a subcontractor, but I'm very experienced. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2706 Sorry for the damage, but we're barely leading in the crop circles contest. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2707 As soon as you get everyone eating the non-GMO stuff we'll be back to start marinating. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2708 Ironically, I'm a factory farmer too and we think you look delicious. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2709 Is this Farmers Only dot com? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2710 I've just got to ask... What do those Damn crop circles mean! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2711 Gort? I'm sorry but Gort can't come out to play. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2712 We've been worried about Dorothy after that Oz thing. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2713 "Xinad triestan golub dsfned (or, Don't let this smile fool you - you're screwed). 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2714 Guess who's going to be dinner! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2715 Is it free? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2716 I'm very sorry but the Farmers Market closed at 6:00 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2717 Ancestry.com has us related 4000 generations back. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2718 Please , I cant live here with President Trump . 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2719 You say a War of the Worlds is better than the next election? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2720 Oz? No, sir. You' re in Kansas. Go back straight up and turn right into that big funnel cloud. Gotta run. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2721 Farm to table activist? You're just what we're looking for. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2722 Circles are SO over... how about some nice non-Euclidean tessellations? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2723 Hi there! I always wanted to meet a farmer. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2724 We want you to help us go green. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2725 This baby's perfect for you. She takes space-time warps in stride and only has 5 trillion miles on her ! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2726 Your leader is this Trump fellow? Never mind, don't take me to him. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2727 Hope you don't mind me dropping in, but we need to learn about sustainable farming. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2728 You're welcome. But you might want to ask again after the November elections. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2729 Please no video or sound recordings. Why do you think we always show up in the middle of nowhere? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2730 Welcome! I hope you like your steak still mooing. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2731 Thank you for understanding why I couldn't drive this new taxi up your driveway. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2732 My English not good. What is E I E I O ? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2733 Hey, neighbor, I think your windmill is on my side of the property line. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2734 You're my ride? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2735 You have the best landing fields in town. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2736 Nice to you meet you, we don't get many visitors from New York. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2737 Welcome aboard! We're here to serve man. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2738 Thanks again and sorry for the circle. You'd think an advanced civilization would have found a more efficient fuel than corn by now. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2739 Congratulations, You are our one-millionth passenger. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2740 My only options here are Trump and Hillary. Let's go! 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2741 I don't think I need a photo, they'll believe me. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2742 Come on - it's time to build a wall around Earth. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2743 Have you given any thought as to who you might support in the 2096 Iowa Caucuses? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2744 Hello, I must be going 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2745 My wife wants to know if you have been sent by Steven King and if so will you speak to her book club on Tuesday afternoon at 1:00? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2746 Come right in...this'll just take a light year or two! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2747 You must have misunderstood me the first time. I'm here to "Take you FROM your leader." 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2748 We heard your country is in a difficult election year, we're here to help. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2749 We flew over the wall. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2750 Sure you can spend the night. But I just have one rule. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2751 Don't worry, it runs on ethanol. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2752 Yes, I've heard of globiaization..." 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2753 Earthling, we have much in common: no buttons. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2754 Is it true you don't do daylight savings time up there? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2755 We've come to help Bernie Sanders. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2756 Have I got a tractor beam for you. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2757 "We’re delighted you saw our ad for 'crop circles' on Nextdoor.com. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2758 Howdy, I'm your new Monsanto representative. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2759 ...now don't feel too bad, folks visiting from New York and California weren't able to live without technology for a whole weekend either! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2760 Yes...Uber has thoroughly vetted both me and my vehicle. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2761 Take me to your bully. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2762 This wasn't mentioned in the almanac. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2763 Is this the highway to heaven? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2764 The kids are so excited about meeting you, mister Mcdonald! 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2765 Can you teach me to make crop circles? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2766 Howdy Pardner! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2767 Welcome to the Machine 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2768 what took you so long? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2769 We heard you run the best Farmer's Market on Earth. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2770 It's pretty near showtime. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2771 Nice to meet you. Does this Spaceship have wifi? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2772 Hi, I'm your new neighbor. Can I borrow a cup of sugar? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2773 Welcome to Kansas, as long as you're not one of those illegal aliens. 1.1489 0.07437 47 43 1 3
2774 Fear not humanoid, you will be safe from Trump on Martian land. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2775 No one will ever again call you a redneck! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2776 Greetings, we saw your signs. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2777 I was thinking we might change things up and go with crop ovals this year. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2778 It's ok. We wont use those long needles on you like we did last time. I promise. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2779 Greetings, Earthling! Are you male, female, or non-binary? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2780 I hope you take Trump refugees. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2781 Don't be alarmed. I'm organic. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2782 Hi. It's Me. Thought I was never coming, did you?" 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2783 You from a red state or a blue state, friend? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2784 If the effects last more than 4 million years, see your doctor. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2785 Take us to your Farm Aid. We want to meet Willie Nelson. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2786 Come in and try some roasted tperoxit gizzards. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2787 Don't worry we don't have politicians on our planet. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2788 It was a dare. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2789 Hey guys, our crop circle designer is here. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2790 You don't know it yet, but thank you for letting us use your corn field for our latest ad. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2791 Greetings stranger. Why yes yes I've heard of ancestry dot com. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2792 Hi, we're here to make an enigmatic circle in your wheat field. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2793 E.T. said we could trust you. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2794 We're interested in opening a farm-to-zilxort restaurant 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2795 I'm from Monsanto. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2796 Best darn arugula in the galaxy! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2797 Don't worry... only half of us are genetically modified. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2798 Good news! We left Obama's birth certificate on Pluto and built a wall around it. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2799 TAKE ME TO YOU LEA -- oh, never mind. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2800 I've been waiting so long for this moment that it feels like light years. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2801 Have I got a cookbook for YOU!! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2802 Your turn to pick where we put a crop circle. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2803 We're from the government and we're here to help. 1.1489 0.07437 47 43 1 3
2804 Hi -- We heard all about your marvelous corn. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2805 Is your farm insured against space aliens? If not, do I have a deal for you... 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2806 Tell the Donald, we can't wait any longer. 1.1489 0.07437 47 43 1 3
2807 Thanks so much for deciding to use the GMO seed! We're finding that we get much better mileage and the engines run cleaner with your corn. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2808 We're new to the neighborhood, where is the nearest Walmart? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2809 With the illegals gone, we heard you needed farm hands 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2810 Ted is having second thoughts about his chose of “Spacebnb” for lodging. 1.1489 0.07437 47 43 1 3
2811 It's been light-years, I'm your distant cousin Sid. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2812 Pleasetake me to your planet. Its an election year here. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2813 Happy Halloween 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2814 Thanks but your planet is a little too polluted for us to invade. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2815 We saw that you just moved in a couple hundred millennia ago and wanted to say, 'Hello.' 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2816 Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars....... 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2817 Don't be sad, Pholutel. We warned you how they felt about unregistered aliens. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2818 You ain't seen nothin' yet, Mr. Organic Farmer! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2819 Howdy, I rather thought his wall couldn't keep you out. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2820 On your survey, I'm looking for "Excellent." 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2821 Interesting. I guess you could say we're universavores. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2822 Got time for a drink? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2823 President? Sure you have my vote! 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2824 You come to take us to California, mister? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2825 Are you bringing your daughter Mr. Farmer? 1.1463 0.08235 41 38 0 3
2826 Do you have anything without gluten? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2827 I'm all done mowing your crops. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2828 Yes, it will be organic. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2829 Just wanted to personally apologize for the crop circles, sir. Such amateur work. Interns, you know. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2830 We can offer you plenty of leg room. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2831 Good to see you again, where do you want the GMO's? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
2832 Welcome! Your place at the center of the table is ready. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2833 No worries, our special procedures are completely covered by Obamacare. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2834 Just go with it, Jethro. We're remaking The Wizard of Oz. 1.1458 0.07287 48 44 1 3
2835 No...it's Iowa. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2836 So Canada's not taking in any more refugees post-election? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
2837 Hold on... Before we go, let me grab my cow. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2838 ......did he send you here to help with the fences? If not, could you give me a lift in to town? 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2839 You must be The Farmer in the Dell.We have a wife for you. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2840 Have no fear. I'm just here to make T479 (or "earth" as you call it) great again. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2841 Greetings! I'm the "Never Trump" candidate you've been waiting for. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2842 We appreciate your interest, but we're waiting for someone named Trump who promised to build our new Cloud tower. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2843 I'm Caleb, here to fix your tractor beam. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2844 Welcome and congratulations, you lucky fellow! You're our one billionth visitor! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
2845 I heard you're looking for more acreage. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2846 You need not worry sir, she's right inside! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
2847 We welcomed all Trump refugees. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
2848 "Take you to OUR leader"? "Are you sure you have the right planet"? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2849 We can compesate you for the crop circles in your wheat field. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2850 Hey, nobody would be picking you up out here if it weren't for Uber. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2851 Rest assured this is a peanut -free flight, now come aboard! 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2852 Yes Auntie Em is this way. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2853 Remember that drawing in your hayfield a few years ago? We're back! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2854 Howdy partner, it's been a dang long trip. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2855 It's a pleasure to finally meet the biggest winner of our 'Crop Circle Caption ' contests. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2856 I've gotta go. There's a recall on the brakes. Sorry about the circles man. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
2857 Howdy neighbor! Name's Chet over from Astro Crop Duster. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2858 Of course genetically modified corn is safe! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2859 I was just on my way to ask you if I could borrow a cup of sugar? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
2860 Are you accepting refugees from Trump-torn America? 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2861 Good news! We're here to help with your harvest. And the really good news, we're not subject to federal or state minimum wage. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2862 Have a feeling you're not in Kansas any more? 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2863 Hi, there! I'm your new seed company rep. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2864 You found a needle in my haystack? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2865 We like to know where our food comes from. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
2866 Gort barada nikto. Nanu nanu. Eep opp ork ah-ah . . . heh heh, just kidding, rube 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2867 Afternoon stranger. Are you from the FBI or the CIA? 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2868 Pleased to meet you, but could you turn down your lights? Your flying saucer is waking up my cows. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2869 Oh, no, please! Mr. Alien was my father. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2870 ... just dropping off the new prescription for Mr. Trump. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2871 Welcome, we look forward to putting some weight on you. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2872 I have the book you ordered, sir. Come on in. It's called 'To Serve Man.' 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2873 Welcome to a haven from the upcoming election. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2874 Greetings, Earthling Agrarian. The government of my planet sent me to help you! 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2875 My name is Krzyxx and I'll be your server 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2876 Congratulations! You're the one hundredth alien to land in my cornfield! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2877 You called? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2878 Don't worry, I've had my shots. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2879 I tried at the next place over, but they were out. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
2880 Don't worry. We're seasonal workers and we will NEVER claim permanent immigration status. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
2881 Hi, I suppose you're here about those unsightly crop circles... 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2882 I heard you were part of the farm-to-flying saucers movement. Can you help a guy out? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
2883 Welcome..We Amish always welcome others to join our community.. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
2884 Rest assured this ride is way better than Space Mountain. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
2885 No, I'm with the Federation Government, not the Federal Government. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
2886 Let me show you the coolest feature...it transforms into a tractor! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
2887 Step right in sweet thing! 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
2888 Hi Farmer Brown we need you to help us develop a new species. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
2889 Are you Plan C in case of overcrowding in Canada? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2890 Greetings! We are eager to serve you. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2891 Congratulations on your first Uber rideshare! 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2892 Here's your first CSA box but, hey, I'm a little worried about your carbon footprint. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2893 Thanks for letting us park here. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2894 Greetings! We heard you might be able to fill our tank with ethanol? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2895 We are here to repossess you. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2896 The wall didn't even slow me down. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2897 Mars? About 10,000 miles up, left at the 3rd star, straight ahead. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2898 Dinner tonight is farm-to-table and completely GMO. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2899 Take me to your Party leader. I'd like to teach him a thing or two about aliens. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2900 Sorry John, no can do. All our abductions are guaranteed non-GMO, certified organic and hormone free. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2901 Many thanks. I don't think I could have made it another parsec without fresh eggs. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2902 Yes, we are here to probe you. Which presidential candidate are you supporting? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2903 Welcome to the Interstellar Love Boat where true "galaxial" bliss awaits you! 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2904 You're just in time to be supper. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2905 Earthling, what do you mean by "third-party candidate"? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2906 Greetings earthling farmhand. The job will entail terraforming your atmosphere to 99% nitrogen. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2907 The Wall is powerless against us, too! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2908 Great! Maybe you can teach Matt Damon how to grow more than just potatoes? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2909 You can trust me, this won't hurt a bit. Plus, you won't remember a thing. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2910 Congratulations, you have won a free trip to an unknown galaxy far far away. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2911 Yes I'm the one who made the crop circles. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2912 Nice yo meet you too, but you just ruined my crop circle. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2913 Hey there, you're parked in my spot! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2914 We are just going to be circling around your crops for a while 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2915 Greetings! I've heard so much about Planet Trump. The best planet in the universe! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2916 We're here to see your crop circles. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2917 Independence day? I voted to REMAIN in Europe 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2918 Sure! Just coffee... 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2919 Trump's right! There's too much outsourcing. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2920 Is it too late to pick up some sweet jersey corn? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2921 Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about the environment? 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2922 I am yor Farmers Only .com rep 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2923 We are glad you booked your space travel through UFO Uber! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2924 I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2925 Remember the equations I taught you, Jim. Your species' survival depends on it. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2926 C'mon in. UFO does stand for Unbelievable Farming Options. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2927 So glad to meet a real person. I get tired of all those actors. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2928 I'm sorry, this is a no-parking zone. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2929 Don't worry. I can assure you that Donald Trump is not even on our radar. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2930 It is true -- you came after we built it!! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2931 Just dropped by to let you know it's all GMO. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2932 No, I am not an actor from "Lost in Space," but we are ready for you to visit us - permanently! 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
2933 I've been authorized to offer free planetwide eternal energy in exchange for Kate Upton. 1.1333 0.07521 45 42 0 3
2934 Why no, Mr. Crosby. Actually, I'm a Presbyterian. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
2935 Greetings, we would have been here sooner but, for a moment there, we mistook Donald Trump's hair for your crop circle. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
2936 Nick, We received your distress signal about Trump. Looks like it is time he comes home before he ruins another planet." "We appreciate your help on this Za-Zahalaatta Bali. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2937 Welcome alien, we think you'll buy this Stairway to Heaven. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2938 How ya gonna keep ‘em down on the farm…? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2939 Don't worry. I'll be back after the elections. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2940 And did I already mention the miles you can get on this thing? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2941 Greetings! We are desperately trying to locate a lost android. Have you seen a DONALD 2016? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2942 We are here as your friends. Can you teach us to grow corn and tobacco? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2943 Welcome! The parties in back... where are the 'hoes'? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2944 It's a deal - 500,000 pounds of GMO veggies for 500,000 Euros. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
2945 A15? That's on your right. Window seat. Thanks for checking your bag. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2946 I wanted to give you my card: "We buy ugly houses." 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2947 Thanks for the ride. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2948 Bring me back after the election or drop me off in Canada. Whatever works. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2949 Greetings! We were exepcting you For dinner. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
2950 The only thing I'm here to probe is your country's fascination for a candidate who wants to keep out aliens. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2951 Hello, welcome to the neighborhood. Ah, no worries, I am not that guy. My name is McDonald. I only scare people when I make crop circles with my tractor. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
2952 I'm from the planet Uber, want a lift? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2953 Howdy neighbor! I just bought the McDonald farm. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2954 See, I warmed up my hands so the probe will be less unpleasant for you. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2955 We're trying a farmer-to-table thing tonight. Kidding! Get in here, ya big lug. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2956 Well, I suppose this was inevitable after NAFTA and the TPP. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2957 Probed . . eh . . pleased to meet you. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2958 Welcome aboard. Our planet loves immigrants. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2959 We wish to learn more this government subsidy you exist on. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2960 Don't worry. This trip is going to be out of this world. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
2961 Sorry. I thought it said CASUAL not COSMO attire. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
2962 It's been fun. Don't call us. We'll call you. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2963 Your field has been selected to receive a free picture from Crop Circles, International. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2964 We've heard much about your Shoofly pie. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2965 'Ya furgot the missus." 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2966 Hi, We're from the planet common sense. We're here to save you from American politics! 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
2967 Thanks for all the crops circles, sorry for the delay 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2968 Ever heard of farm-to-spaceship? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2969 Finally a non-Mexican non-Muslim willing to visit the United States of Trump. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2970 We had a soft landing thanks to your haystacks,. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2971 We have come to your planet to serve man. Have you ever considered purchasing a retirement annuity? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2972 So glad you came - I don't want to be in Kansas anymore. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2973 Congratulations, you're our final contestant! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2974 "Welcome to the Cornrow Art Institute!' 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2975 Hello, I’m from the government, and I’m here to help. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2976 Glad ya back, Luke. Since ya been gone Emylou's had twins, Grandma's gout's been actin' up and the mule's gone lame. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2977 Sorry to bother, but I could not find organic food anywhere else! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2978 Hey, Cousin Jethro! This Virtual Reality Technology keeps getting better and better and more real. You gotta to try these goggles. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2979 We heard you have openings for produce pickers. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2980 No, I'm not here about the fracking 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2981 We were looking for the one called Trump, but you seem comparable. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2982 I hope you know hydroponics. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2983 So this is what the clerk meant when he said the new fertilizer would make my garden out of this world. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
2984 Congratulations. You've just won an all expense paid trip. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2985 [Insert joke about probing Uranus and send me my prize.] 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2986 So, how far do you want to get away from Trump? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2987 Ready for exotic locations and strange wildlife? We’re going to Staten Island! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2988 My leader wants to pay you for those circles in your wheat. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2989 I'm E.T.'s uncle. He had to stay behind to take his final exams. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2990 Do you know how to grow potatoes? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2991 Hey, nice meeting you ahead of the apocalypse! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2992 Take me to your lea--oh, God, why even bother with that crap in America these days, am I right? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2993 A lot of you are moving to Canada, but we’re glad to have you. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2994 Nice to meet the backbone of America, my name is Zohn and I'm running for president. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2995 Of course I'm pleased to meet you, it's just that I made certain assumptions when I heard, 'If you build it, he will come.' 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2996 Where's your daughter ? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2997 Help us get the news out! We don't do rectal probes. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2998 Human abduction is easier than many people may think, they're so curious and intelligent they just walk in. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2999 We haven't had enough rain either. It must be this global and beyond warming thing. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3000 Welcome,mr trump will see you now 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3001 Welcome! Your Buggy Got an Upgrade! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3002 We may have to stop meeting like this. I'm starting to get calls from an Agent K. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3003 Glad you made it over the wall. I'm a non-resident alien too." 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3004 At last, the real creator of the crop circles was revealed. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3005 Welcome. Can you keep a secret? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3006 Welcome to the Convention, Sir! Super-delegates to the left..." 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3007 So, if I show up at the Republican convention, do you I'd be detained for being an illegal alien? 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3008 Don't worry, I'm not genetically modified. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3009 The farm subsidies are out of this world. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3010 You're cornfed? Excellent! Non-GMO? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3011 We're back for more apple butter. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3012 Goodbye Gork, sorry your race voted for ALIENEXIT but I guess you had to before Trump puts up the dome. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3013 Greetings, Earthling! Take me to your Cleveland! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3014 Manure for Mars wants you on our team. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3015 We have some notes on your crop circles. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3016 Good news Earth Farmer! None of us are gluten-intolerant! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3017 That costume looks so real!" "I know. It's all makeup including the ship. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3018 Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to beam free. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3019 I am from the Government and am here to help 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3020 Is this heaven? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3021 Trump Escape Shuttle? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3022 Greetings serfling 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3023 Really? You've been expecting us? 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3024 Love your corn mazes, man. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3025 Welcome aboard sir. Cocktail to steady your nerves ? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3026 Broke down, huh? Well, okay. But, you'll have to share the bed with my beautiful daughter ... 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3027 Sorry, we have to leave before Monsanto takes control of us, too! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3028 Welcome! We buy GMO 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3029 Can you tell me where the nearest Starbucks is? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3030 Whazzup! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3031 Is that a gingbrzek you're wearing? Or are you just glad to see me? 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3032 I've been following your crop designs and came to say I'm a big fan of your work. Say, do you have a restroom nearby I could use? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3033 Oh. How disappointing. I expected a little girl with a dog. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3034 We understand your need to be away from the pesticides. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3035 Thank God you're here! It's hoedown sing along night and we have forgotten what comes after E-I-E-I-.....! 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3036 Wait until you see this spot from up above. It's our finest work yet. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3037 I'm sorry, but we only accept our kind. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3038 Hi, my name is Marty McFly III. What's yours? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3039 You mean the leader of our farm bureau? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3040 So good to meet a true crop circle aficionado 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3041 Just remember if your cought without a green card you don't work here! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3042 That's one giant leap for a man destined to explain an unexplained aerial phenomenon. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3043 I assure you, our Farm to Table venture will prove to be quite profitable. See you next week. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3044 We agree to provide farm to space delivery. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3045 Ugh! So I guess that orange guy won. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3046 Thanks for agreeing to meet with us privately. We're hoping to avoid export duties. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3047 I came a long way to see what your price of sweet corn is. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3048 I am holier-than-thou. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3049 This may sound weird, but I really enjoy your Instagram feed 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3050 I have light-years to go before I sleep. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3051 Now it's your turn to make crop circles on our planet! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3052 Hi I'm Hank, your Uber driver. Where are we off to today? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3053 We've been hearing good things about sorghum. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3054 Elliott, it's so good to see you again! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3055 Is this heaven? No, it's Iowa. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3056 Trump was just elected. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3057 I am so glad to be in Iowa. Let me tell you about my plans if I am elected President of the Galaxy. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3058 Congratulations on being the millionth Earthling we've visited! We brought you some moonshine! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3059 Why don't you come on in and I'll show you my cookbook. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3060 Thanks for agreeing to be interviewed for Crop Circular 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3061 We have heard of Donald Trump, welcome. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3062 Costner? Sure, I know 'Ol Kev. What's that whack job up to now? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3063 I'm here to pick up my CSA share. 1.1304 0.07361 46 43 0 3
3064 Sorry, we came here to escape our own Trump. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3065 Can I count on your vote in the pan-galactic election? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3066 After intense mutilation, your cow and I are happily married. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3067 Fear not earthling- the anal probe stories are just anti-alien bias 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3068 Don't worry. We only use technology for interstellar travel. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3069 Hey! So you're their leader! Great to meet you! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3070 "That's a nice firm handshake you have there". 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3071 I can't believe I am the first to sign up for your farm to outerspace dining experience! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3072 Welcome aboard genuine Hillbilly. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3073 We can definitely use you in crop circles. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3074 Glad we can count on your vote. It's about time we elect a political far-outsider who can make the galaxy great again. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3075 And you can rest easy knowing that our interviews are now 100% probe-free. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3076 We want to talk to you about farm-to-Mars. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3077 For sake of our galaxy, we need to talk to you about your vote 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3078 Ready for Hillary? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3079 Thanks for your help. Don't tell anybody about this. Trust me, it's a waste of your time. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3080 Don't look so surprised. We've had millions of requests since Donald Trump was elected President. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3081 Yup, I'm the President of the World! 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3082 Welcome aboard, trusting caffeine-free Amish delicacy. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3083 It was the biggest, brightest silo Farmer Brown had ever seen. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3084 Vote Hilary. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3085 Omg it's an illegal alien 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3086 You will like our planet better, we have no Donald Trump. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3087 We had no idea your world was advanced enough to have CSAs! 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3088 I appreciate you showing up to help me pick my crops. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3089 Oh good, you're just in time for tomorrow's farmer's market. We have produce that is out of this world. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3090 Our galaxy was built on you, the family farmer. Vote Qwarqx in November! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3091 This really is the field of DREAM. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3092 Whadda you mean I'm being deported?? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3093 Build it and they will come? Well, I'm here 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3094 You're the first to arrive. Did you bring the barbecue? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3095 Nice to meet you, Jim! So sorry about the crop circle. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3096 "Greetings, I've been recruited to ask that you vote for me instead of someone called 'Donald'. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3097 You make corn oil? Take me to your liter. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3098 See you next week! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3099 Thanks; the parking rates here are so much more reasonable than in town. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3100 Pleased to meet you, I wonder if you can help us? - we've run out of Zucchini. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3101 This farm fresh to table thing might not work for you. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3102 Congratulations on winning Publisher's Clearing House. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3103 Say, do you have any extra eggs? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3104 You are running circles around the other guys we hired. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3105 I know this cliché, but we need your help. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3106 I'm sorry but you've been shunned 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3107 Greetings from the creator of your crop circle! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3108 Greetings, I'm Xrtykl, with Crop Circles "R" Us. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3109 And what about the corn--is it knee high? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3110 Did I just prove Buddhism wrong, or is this a side effect of my Zoloft? 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3111 Congratulations! You've been accepted into our farm-to-UFO program! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3112 Can I interest you in corn futures? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3113 Punctual as ever, and dinner is ready. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3114 I'm sorry, but I don't hire unregistered aliens. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3115 You barely made it! The Trump inauguration starts in twenty minutes. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3116 Quickly! It's only four months until the election! 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3117 We've got plenty of scientists but no farmers! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3118 "Welcome, Rural Earthling. We are from Southern Mars, so please come aboard and set a spell." [underline "Southern"] 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3119 No, the Dorothy thing wasn't us. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3120 I am happy to meet you. I am so sorry we missed the Hootenanny. But please come on in and meet the wife and kids. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3121 Have you heard of the candidate Bing Yu? I guess you could say we're "pro" him. 1.1304 0.07361 46 43 0 3
3122 We're slow to caucus, but light years ahead in tax reform. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3123 We've got to hurry if you're going to make it as a third party candidate in all 50 states. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3124 Greetings, we come in peace seeking life-giving GMOs. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3125 "Klaatu barada nikto", means hello AND goodbye. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3126 We're serving humans, and you look well done. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3127 Is there any possibility of a President Trump where you live? 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3128 So glad you're here for dinner! You saved me a trip to the market! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3129 Welcome neighbor, is this one of those IKEA houses? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3130 Promise, no Trump, no Brexit? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3131 Congratulations! You're our 1,000th passenger. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3132 I'm here from the government and have come to help you. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3133 Zeekil Fenker, candidate for Leader of the Galaxy. Damned glad to meet ya. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3134 Welcome back! I can't wait to show you how well your crop has grown in our planet. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3135 Farm work? Sure! Crop circles is my specialty. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3136 I'm sorry.I don'thave that tool. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3137 Welcome, we are from planet Kansas. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3138 FarmersOnly sent me with a special delivery. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3139 Clem, hi, thanks for stopping by. Come on in. Listen, don't mention the flux capacitor to LuAnn, it's still kind of a touchy subject. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3140 Hi! My name is Zron, and I want to let you know why I support of Hillary Clinton 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3141 Frankenstein, D.V.M! Thank goodness you're here! We've been reassembling the cows all wrong! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3142 I'm running for President, since there doesn't seem to be anyone on Earth who is qualified. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3143 We understand you have been curious about those mysterious crop circles 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3144 Can we pass by NASA so I can Moon them? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3145 Please remove your shoes before entering the spaceship, you cannot imagine how hard it is to keep those floors clean. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3146 if you come they will build it 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3147 May I say how pleasant it is to finally meet you father. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3148 We were all out of crop dusters, so you've been given an upgrade. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3149 Invade? Hack no. I came all this way to attend Trump University! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3150 We'd like to talk to you about our new "farm to planet Gronika tables" idea. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3151 Congratulations. You build it, and we came. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3152 Welcome spokesman for the beings you call corn. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3153 Fields Of Dreams 2 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3154 This 'presumptive' election has this town ready to leave for Mars. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3155 We made a quick stop to buy a dozen eggs. The crew is making a birthday cake for the Captain. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3156 Let me tell ya Hank, your sweet corn is out of this world. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3157 Can I go with you? Trump nominated himself to be his running mate. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3158 Congratulations! You're our 143,999th abductee. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3159 We're 100 percent organic 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3160 Are you the one who is to come, or should we expect someone else? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3161 Hi John, nice to finally meet you in person. Where would you like me to park? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3162 I want to congratulate you on your superb crop circles. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3163 Have you taken your enema yet? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3164 Greetings! I have come for your GMO soybeans. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3165 See you next year Sam. By the way I mixed a little something special in with the sheep. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3166 We want to open a WholeMars. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3167 Thank you for having me over for dinner. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
3168 Welcome, friend. We're hoping you can show us how to play polly wolly doodle all the day. 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
3169 We want you for your federal farm subsidy. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
3170 As your House Speaker Ryan said, “There’s much more that unites us than divides us.” 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
3171 We're thinking of going organic. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
3172 We've come to meet the Father of the Droid. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
3173 The last thing I remember is shopping at Costco. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
3174 Sorry, pardner, but the location of Area 51 is highly classified. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
3175 Hi I'm apart of the Jehovah's Witness and let me tell you about something that is out of this world 1.1277 0.07208 47 44 0 3
3176 Take me to Donald Trump, I gotta see it to believe it... 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
3177 Welcome to Kansas! 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
3178 Any chance this thing runs on ethanol? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
3179 Mr. Monsanto I presume? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
3180 Thank you for agreeing to abduct me from Planet Trump 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
3181 Can we watch Game of Thrones at your house? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
3182 !#^+@?(Universal Translator) Greetings . Can you help with the repair our tractor beam? 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
3183 Welcome! Don't wory, we left our probes at home. We just have a penchance for banjo-picking. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
3184 "Take me away from here the political situation is total chaos". 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
3185 Greetings earthling...Thanks for meeting with me regarding those crop circles. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
3186 ET, EE I EE I O. 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
3187 Come on Bill, we have your cows in possession. 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
3188 Sorry about the crop circles, I'm new at this Uber thing. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3189 "Mr. McDonald, I hope you can get our saucer to go 'bzzt bzzt' again, instead of 'clank clank' ! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3190 This will hurt, but you won't remember a thing. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3191 We'll keep your CV on file in case we need to test any more humans. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3192 We're not here to takeover over earth, just to take part in your presidential election. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3193 Thank you! I'd love to make some circles in the wheat fields. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
3194 ~Hey, Brother....Does you Hi-Test contain Methylcyclopentadienyl manganese tricarbonyl?~ 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
3195 And you won't have to sell the farm to own this baby! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3196 Congratulations! Yo've won the Farmer of the Universe Award. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3197 we're here to ask you to be the Republican Presidential Candidate 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3198 We're thrilled that you've chose to join Canada. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3199 We heard your party's leader wants some alien construction. 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
3200 Like I said on the phone, we're running a special on crop circles this month only. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3201 Ah, back in Kansas. Toto will be ecstatic! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3202 Excellent. Welcome aboard. Let the guys weekend begin! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3203 Welcome aboard Flying Saucer Airlines. Your boarding pass please. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3204 We want to talk to you about those overalls. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3205 Land sakes, Hank. I still think it woulda been a hell of a lot easier if you just let us help you get the fish bowl off your head. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3206 My wife's a hoarder 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3207 And that's why Herald stutters now. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3208 Sorry about the drought. I guess we'll go back to where we came from. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3209 you look exactly like my cousin from Alpha Centari....! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3210 I'll give you a 9.5 on the landing, however you must understand there is a landing tax to pay for the new alien wall.. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3211 Yes, we promise to bring you back only AFTER November 8 --- and only if you still want to come back! 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
3212 Welcome aboard. We wish to know how you get your government farm subsidies! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3213 Wow. Those are clammy hands. 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
3214 I like to join your CSA. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3215 Welcome to Earf 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3216 'We sought you out specifically after hearing that your produce is super natural.' 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3217 We're part of the whole spaceship-to-farm movement. 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
3218 Que paso bro. Klaatu barada nikto, and all that. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3219 Welcome! We look forward to your subsidy! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3220 Come with me, my daughter is waiting for you. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3221 I've got two words for you, farmer earthling: More eggs! 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
3222 Relax, friend; I haven't used the joy buzzer in over 800 years. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3223 Welcome, we're interested in meeting the alien that feeds this planet. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3224 Let's make the galaxy Great Again !! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3225 So, like, you are Canadian? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3226 We heard you'll be needing farm labor 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3227 Donald J Trump. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3228 So glad we changed it to "Take us to your follower." 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3229 Welcome to Kansas. I just can't believe your name is Toto. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3230 Are you sure you have room....and what about my horse? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3231 We couldn't help but notice; the Pants! Where did you get them? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3232 Yep, you're dying. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3233 You haven't seen a little guy named ALF have you? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3234 I was sorta expecting the Jolly Green Giant! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3235 How about this...I'll give you 500 pounds of corn for one of those cool Alien suits. Does one size fit all? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3236 Don't worry, we're GMO-free. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3237 Why, yes, I am an expert in thermals and a-kneeling. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
3238 Can you help us? We need to find Grover's Mill. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3239 always be prepared for the unexpected 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3240 "Thanks. Happy to be back. Come on in - We're ready. Texas Holdem? And can the Missus whip up some of those buttermilk biscuits again? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3241 The Grey Aliens told us your people make an amazing apple butter! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3242 Yum, main course at Farm to Table! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3243 It has been an honour, sir, making circles in your field. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3244 I'm sorry we have a ban on all Earthlings until we can figure out what's going on. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3245 We hope you can share the secret of cereal crop rotation. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3246 Greetings, earthling. I'm running for Master of the Universe and I'm going to need your vote. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3247 Thanks for plowing my crops! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3248 Thanks for the directions — I must have taken the wrong turn for Roswell. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3249 Glad you could make it, Jim-now we've got enough for a game if Canasta.....Popet 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
3250 Welcome to the heartland. Are you from the East or West coast? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3251 So you're the leader? Nice to finally meet. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3252 Yah, sure, you're right about that, Sven, 'this is crazy' and 'no one will ever believe' you. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3253 Do you have a change of clothes for dinner? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3254 Don't worry, everyone will believe you. Before we take off we'll flush our tank. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3255 howdy fella , you must be here bout that asbestos stuff 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3256 Don't worry. We'll add you to the wait list and contact you if there's any cancellations to our citizenship list, or if our wall comes down. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3257 Welcome! We have received your inquiry on Ancestry.com 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3258 I'm your date, thanks farmers only.com 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3259 Don't worry. Now that Cleveland has their title, we will focus on the Cubbies. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3260 We want to make America great again 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
3261 Good evening Earthling – I've come here to serve as your much improved scarecrow. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3262 Thanks for buying Local! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3263 We'll be in touch. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3264 We have some great things to try out on your anus. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3265 We come in peace. And to subsidize your corn production. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3266 Wow! Uber drivers have really stepped up their game... 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
3267 "Say pal, you a friend of you a foe?" (var. "Say pal, you a friend or UFO?") 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3268 Greetings, friend, we're from the USexit campaign. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
3269 HI! My name's Lennie, and have I got a deal for you! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3270 Come in, come in, Ptatoe Head I presume. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3271 No carry-ons with you guys too? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3272 Hello, Are you GMO friendly? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3273 Klaatu barada nikto 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
3274 Welcome aboard...we look forward to serving you! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3275 Hodor. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
3276 Hi, were hear from the "Make America Afraid Again", Illegal Alien Chapter! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3277 Haven't we met someplace before? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3278 Yes it is somewhere over the rainbow! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3279 My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts about the grave robbers from outer space?" 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3280 Don't worry, we don't do the probes anymore. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3281 You are welcome to come aboard, but you must leave your horse and buggy. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
3282 Wait'll you see how tall the corn is that we planted! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3283 I am sorry to ask you to leave, but I told you to leave my daughter alone. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3284 Are you GMO free? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3285 Howdy, come on in and have a piece of pie and sit awhile 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3286 Hi, I'm Blxft, the new county agent. I hear you have an invasive pest problem. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3287 Can you take me to the illegal alien sanctuary? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3288 You look even better in person. My daughter will be thrilled to meet one of your kind. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3289 Take me to your leader. Oh, you won't know that until January? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3290 An alien's and a human's idea of "the good old days" tragically aligns. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3291 "Mr. Peters, excuse us for intruding. But, is that freshly-squeezed lemonade on your front porch? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3292 Welcome, we've come to find out how you made your wind mill 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3293 We,ve got to stop meeting this way. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3294 I'm guessing you're from Venus? I'm from Saturn 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3295 I thought aliens didn't need spacesuits. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3296 Greetings! Take me to your Kardashian. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3297 I'd like to tell you about Bernie Sanders! 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
3298 I'm your new laborer. There's no wall that can keep me out." 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3299 Yes, you should leave before Donald Trump threatens to build a wall around the universe. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3300 You have your wall, we have our asteroid belt- we'll see who keeps out who. or You forget this stupid wall thing to keep out aliens and we'll consider dismantling our asteroid belt. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
3301 My first trip and I'm already a frequent flier? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3302 Yes, I heard you were inquiring about crop circles. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3303 Welcome farmer, I'm from New York City. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3304 Don't be afraid, you've won the referendum. England doesn't have to be part of earth anymore. Huzzah! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3305 Does this mean that I don't have to pretend to like corn anymore? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3306 Vote for me, and I promise not to destroy your planet. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3307 Welcome. I've been sent here to find a suitable presidential candidate. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
3308 Dude, like, I'm looking for Area 51, Dude. Can ya give me directions Chief? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3309 I'm just a guy from New York in an Audi. You must not get out much. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3310 Are you going up or down? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3311 I'm just here to ask for your daughter's hand. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3312 Come on in, you look spaced out. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3313 I was wondering if you could park in the laneway? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3314 Mr. Monsanto, it's a pleasure to meet you 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3315 Howdy, neighbor -- I'd like to buy 28 billion bushels of corn. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3316 Well, your crop circles are ready for another season. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3317 Welcome aboard! We want you to lead our heirloom tomato program. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3318 We have your genetically modified seed in the rear. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3319 I know your in an election year. I have come to save you ! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3320 If you're serious about a hostile takeover, you're going to need a firmer handshake. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3321 Summer movie release weekends are a little too action packed for me. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3322 I apologize if this UFO leaves crop circles on your GMOs. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3323 Greetings Earth Man... we'd like to Seed You 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3324 No probe. We just want to ask if we can make a crop circle. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3325 Unsightly crop circle formations? Our technicians are UFO-trained. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3326 I thought voting for Trump was a good idea at the time 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3327 Y'all Democrats or Republicans? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3328 Hate to cut this short but I got a close encounter with Dreyfus at Devils Tower in ten minutes. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3329 No, that's some other guy. I don't care about your atomic weapons. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3330 So you're the tin man and I'm the scarecrow? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3331 Welcome to Bleep Blorp. I think you'll appreciate our farm to table concept, and the trout tonight is out of this world. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3332 Do you have any fresh corn on the cob ? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3333 Surprising, yes, but I'm from Texas too. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3334 I'm going to make you an offer for your planet you can't refuse. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3335 Once the terrible Emperor Zorp was elected I knew I had to expatriate Mars, and move some place safe, like Earth. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3336 How'd y'all make it over the wall? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3337 NOT TO STEP ON YOUR TOES BUT, WE;RE SELLING LETTUCE,APPLES;CORN AND PEACHES. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3338 Mr. Musk sent me to pick up some farm-fresh kale. Tell me Bezos didn't get here first. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3339 Howdy. I reckoned you might need something. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3340 Congratulations, your crop spirals just got you a free buffet and round-trip to Houston! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3341 You don't recognize us? We were the pigs that got into your GMO corncrib. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3342 It's nice to finally meet you. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3343 Welcome aboard the good ship lollipop! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3344 Welcome aboard. You're not funny. Stop trying. Find something else to believe in. Or just stop thinking, period. Your flaws don't make you beautiful. They just make you flawed. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3345 Heard about the free trial painless hair-removal. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
3346 Welcome. It's a harvester of a different kind. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3347 Mr. Trump wants your vote." 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3348 Yes, I'm your Uber cab. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3349 Take me to your GOP leader 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3350 Welcome to your complimentary stay at our resort community. Why don't you freshen up, we'll take a look at a few units and discuss financing. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3351 Wait, you're not Elliot! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3352 Farm-to-table cookbook? Ha! No, we're here to try and seduce your daughter. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3353 Welcome aboard! We have sheep on our planet too. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3354 Come on in. How about a nice cup of Plutonium? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3355 Welcome. We've been Organic since 1972. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3356 Do you mind if we carve a few crop circles in your corn field? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3357 Welcome to Martian Idol Star Contest 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3358 If you really can churn butter, welcome aboard. We hate dry toast. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
3359 Thanks for answering our You Tube ad. If you pass the hydroponics test, you've got the job. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3360 Please come in. Matt Damon has been waiting to meet you. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3361 I think this is taking role play too far 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3362 Thanks for helping us bring "Farm to Table" to a whole new level! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3363 Sorry we don't sell directly to the public 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3364 Hi! We're Brexit too! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3365 I think I've been watching too much Star Trek! Wake up, Vern. Wake UP! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3366 Now, about those cattle of yours... 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3367 x#!h*~^t 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3368 Weary traveler seeking farmer with good personality. Must be open to intergalactic travel. No smokers. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3369 Thanks! Space regulations require 10% ethanol from corn. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3370 Sure, come on board. We'd be happy to help you look for Dorothy and Toto. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3371 Now serving farm to UFO 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3372 Welcome! And if you believe this, I have a bridge I want to sell you in Brooklyn 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3373 I'd be more'n happy to help ya with yer crop circles. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3374 Cavity search-sure we can find a needle in your haystack. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3375 Hi, planet M.Santo here to personally thank you for your business. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3376 No, no, I said make a left! at Venus, not a right. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
3377 Sorry we're a bit late, wifi connectivity is a little shaky around Proxima Centauri. Pleasure to have you on board today. Thanks for tapping our app. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3378 I noticed you are growing High-amylose Class V corn. I hope you are getting a decent premium. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3379 What is the current price of corn on this planet? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3380 We have much to learn about this thing called stubble . 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3381 Well Clinton and Trump are your nominees, Mars can't possibly be worse. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
3382 We have neither oxygen nor real gravity and since you've sucked both out of the Promised Land, you'll love it on Mars, Mr. GOP. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3383 So we will finish your crop-dusting in a light second. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3384 Oh, don't look so surprised neighbor. I only live in the next galaxy! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3385 Question 12: Have you or any family members traveling with you been in close proximity of livestock? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3386 Anywhere else it would be a media nightmare - television coverage, cell phone pictures, posting to the internet; not to mention nowhere to land. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3387 So you're the guy behind those pumpkins 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3388 My name is Mwrxthp, and I'm asking for your vote. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3389 Welcome aboard the Outer Space Alternative Living Program. No Second Amendment. No Walls. No Fox News. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3390 No leader yet, but I can introduce you to the candidates. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3391 Hi, my name is Zingon and I'm calling on you and your neighbors with an interesting article . . 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3392 Take me with you. Trump won the election. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3393 Let's get out of this world. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3394 The farmers market was yesterday. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3395 Sorry your wife can't make it for dinner 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3396 Because nobody will believe you..........that's why 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3397 Sure, but 'round these parts you won't meet too many fans of genetically modified crops. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3398 Trust me, don't tell anyone we were here. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3399 Sorry, we're all out of fresh eggs. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
3400 Hey man was in the neighborhood just wanted to drop by and apologize for doing that artwork in your cornfield. I. Hope we didn't ruin your crop. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3401 Been farmin' long? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3402 And you welcome losers? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3403 Organically? No; we're probe-biotic. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3404 I know; reality used to be a friend of mine too! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3405 Do you happen to have a bathroom and fabric scissors? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3406 No, I did not see CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND, but... 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3407 E-I-E-I-O to you Old McDonald. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3408 Come on in. We are going to slap you around a little bit, and then drop you off in Roswell, New Mexico. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3409 Hi! We're hoping you can help us adjust to a down to Earth lifestyle. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3410 Sorry to meet like this—my papers aren’t exactly in order. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3411 Honey, do you have a tip for the deliver boy. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3412 howdy from Mars. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3413 On plant Zuto, we are all about fresh veggies 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3414 Sure-the land sounds good, but what about the subsidies? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3415 Crop circles? No, I saw your add on Craigslist. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3416 I am Shrib, Independent Party, and I want to be your president. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3417 Never thought you'd be leasing water rights from a Martian, did you? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3418 Come on in. We found your cow. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3419 I'm hoping you can settle an argument. Which did come first, the chicken or the egg? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3420 Take you to my leader? Ummm.... 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3421 You can find me on LinkedIn...we'll let you know if anything opens up 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3422 I'm surprised your big truck didn't have better safety features. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3423 Kal-El, I presume? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3424 Your leader cleared it. He calls it 'eminent domain.' 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3425 Farewell friend, and see you next time or until the cows come home. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3426 Hello, you may own the land but I own the mineral rights. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3427 Nice to meet you, I'm Marvin. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3428 We are huge fans of your GMO corn and soy beans, but we need to explain about the wind farms. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3429 Welcome aboard! Good idea to book now and beat the November 8 rush. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3430 Great, you can help me bring in my corn. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3431 We're here to pay for that wall. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3432 Hello--my--name--is--Dorothy 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3433 Suggest you tell Ma you won't be back for supper. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3434 Right this way, Mr. President. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3435 We saw your farm featured on Ancient Aliens and wanted to invite you to try our dinner rolls. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3436 Our family, the Trumps, is looking for a lost relation. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3437 Welcome aboard. With the upcoming Presidential election, demand for the express shuttle to Mars has been greater than ever. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3438 We could use your help for a little problem with whitefly. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3439 So you're not the one that's been making circles in my cornfield? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3440 Welcome, but you almost missed the caucus. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3441 Are you the one with the green thumbs, the one the oracles foretold? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3442 It's not what you do, it's who you know. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3443 It's nice to finally meet you, I've heard so much about you! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3444 Thanks. I'll fly left at the barn. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3445 Thank you, all the other spots were taken. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3446 Do you have enough corn to export this year? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3447 We come in peace to offer an opportunity for a hardworking hairless simian like yourself. Have you ever heard of intergalactic reverse funnel financing? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3448 I came as soon as I heard about Donald Trump. That's crazy! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3449 I think we might be able to exchange seeds. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
3450 How are you at driving in circles? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3451 No, it's not my ego - - it's just that I think you're very sexy. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3452 Are you here for the test drive? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3453 Then we agreed: we exchange places 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3454 Congratulations! Your farm has been chosen as the site of our next crop circle. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3455 Oh you're back! I've been guarding this space ship much too long for you. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3456 We like to harvest too. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3457 We grow beings just like you. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3458 I wanted to thank you in person — the crop circles are lovely. They add an artistic flair to an otherwise boring field of corn. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3459 Are you GMO'd? We only take those earthlings presently. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3460 So yeah, sorry about those crops circles and thanks for not getting the authorities involved. I wouls blow earth up before dealing with an insurance company... and hey, tell the wife thanks for the lemonade. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
3461 Vop glarto! Pindo piegap, ieieee vappa-zoink!" 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3462 Greetings, Earthling. We have Shoofly pie! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3463 But you know I can't dress like that. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3464 Ah, gee, thanks man. I'll try it. Click my heels and keep repeating "There's no place like home." Thanks! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3465 Just so you know, we're anti GMO. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3466 Excuse me sir, do I get the immigrant treatment? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3467 What kind of design do you want this week? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3468 It's an honor to meet someone that gets over 400 bushels of corn to the acre. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3469 Welcome to another corny oufit. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3470 We came to learn your seceret recipe for corn squeezins! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3471 With Trump in the White House, and Canada officially closing the border, I was hoping that your planet has mild weather? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3472 Trust me, intergalactic agro will be good for all of us... 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3473 Welcome to Trumpville. You can't come in, however. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3474 It's all organic and non-irradiated, right? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3475 Matt Damon needs your help!!!! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3476 "Klaatu barada nikto" to you too. How was the ride? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3477 Well, howdy there, Zortt. And, no, not to worry...that was just a movie. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3478 Y'mind movin' this contraption nearer t' house? You done run off ma Holsteins. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3479 GMO? No, it's a UFO. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3480 That's one hell of a grain silo you got yourself here buddy. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3481 Oh, I forgot. Do you validate parking? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3482 Serving you will be our pleasure. Perchance did you bring Chianti? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3483 What the hell do you mean, 'Klaatu barada nikto'? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3484 Donald Trump? Goodbye! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3485 25 farm hands at $5 per hour? Deal. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3486 Actually, inorganic only. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3487 We received your message and we're very flattered but sorry, we just need some space. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3488 Come on in neighbor. The klatooine paddy frog soup's awaiten. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3489 We just stopped by to get some organic produce 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3490 So, what did you think of the crop circle? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3491 Howdy! You fellas must be from Monsanto. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3492 So you're here to serve Man again? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3493 Again, I'd like to apologize for that limerick I didn't know you were the miller 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3494 Hi. I'm Donald. I'm here to put up a wall 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
3495 Howdy, neighbor. Come in and set a spell. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3496 I'm from the Megellanic group. We only buy local 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3497 Hi Pa, come on in. We're just examining Ma now. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3498 UFO?" But I've only just got here? 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
3499 You ever picked cotton before? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3500 Fertilizer taste good. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3501 We want you to come to Mars to help with our farm program. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3502 Yes it was me who put the circles in your wheat field 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3503 Up here, we have 17 flavors of La Croix water. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3504 No offense, Visitor from Space... but the whole crop circle thing is getting really old. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3505 Yes, we are the caucus, but don't worry, we only come to you every four years. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3506 Grain Futures. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3507 We don't need any chickens, pigs, or corn, but you got any more of that Colorado Special? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3508 Don't worry about your cows -- they're safe with us. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3509 Congrats to our first contestant on Interstellar Jeopardy! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3510 We have the oxen & the plows... But we need you to teach us how to use them... 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
3511 Partner,your handrail ain't up to code on this planet. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3512 Welcome to the farm to table movement. 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
3513 Welcome aboard. You'll like it on Mars; our election campaign season lasts only one week. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3514 Hey Fred! Long time no see. Hop in and we’ll go buzz some jackrabbits in Area 51. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3515 HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
3516 Welcome Earthling... We want to show you how we made our planet great again. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
3517 Trust us, we have no incisions to farm you. 1.0976 0.06812 41 39 0 2
3518 Hide in here. No one cares about crop circles unless they think I did it. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
3519 Come on in, you're just in time for lunch! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
3520 Welcome neighbor. Wife's made a apple pie over ther if ya need a good feed. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
3521 Glurb freeble zurf pftht, Monsanto. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
3522 We came for the tractor tour of your crop circles. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
3523 Please come in and allow me to introduce you to this year's selection of Monsanto seeds. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
3524 Your corm makes excellent ethanol, so fill her up and for take-out, I'll need a dozen corn dogs. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
3525 ''Welcome to farming's future, up and clean.'' 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
3526 You'll be back in a mere 500 years. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
3527 The space guy wants locally-sourced vegetables for his colony. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
3528 This land is your land 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
3529 Howdy! I don't think we've met before. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
3530 We're here to get you out of Dodge. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
3531 Thanks for not bein' like all them other ones that can't stand the sight of a crop without a circle in it! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
3532 You can sleep in my barn, but you have to stay away from the milking machine. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
3533 First things first, I will not be able to help you get 'Hamilton' tickets. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
3534 We will give back your GPS on our return trip next week. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
3535 Tell me all about your government's farm subsidies. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
3536 Alien: "I'm ready. Take me off into your delusional sunset." 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
3537 Great to meet you man. We're all a big fan of your crop circles. They're really out of this world. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
3538 "Doesn't matter, Trump or Clinton, betcha' a dollar you'll have to get some kind of vaccination against the entire human race". 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
3539 Are you a good martian or a bad martian? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
3540 In fact it's not cliche since the old "farmer's daughter" joke never involved a spaceship. 1.0976 0.06812 41 39 0 2
3541 Take me to your farmhand. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
3542 Yes! I sold hula-hoops. How did you know? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
3543 Welcome, we serve men! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
3544 My wife was wondering if you could spare a cup of sugar. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
3545 3.141592653598793 . . . 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
3546 " Nice to meet you, now get going before my wife comes out here and want to redecorate your ship! " Bridgebody.squarespace.com 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3547 Welcome to the political free zone! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3548 ew its touching me 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3549 In 3 easy steps we'll make your planet great again. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3550 No probe, Lem. No problem. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3551 Geez, from the Trump campaign are ye? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3552 Believe me, it's better on our planet. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3553 Certified organic? Totally. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3554 Hail Earth Buddy. We have come for your kale! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3555 I understand your position, but I think you'll see some real potential in what we're doing with genetically modified organisms. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3556 How'd you get over the wall, fella? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3557 Hello, again. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3558 Bowie? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3559 Our farm girls ARE out of this world. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3560 Welcome to the funny farm. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3561 I have the new crop circle catalog for this year but you'll have to sign the confidentiality form or be abducted. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3562 Can you give me a minute? I'm just feeding the kids. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3563 Oh, the farmer and the martian should be friends... 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3564 So good to see you, Mr Littlegreen 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3565 What do you mean, "Going green?" 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3566 Greetings earthling. Just wanted your permission to leave a couple of crop circles in your field. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3567 Mom and dad are away, so we invited some Reptilians too. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3568 Thanks for getting here so quickly. I can put up with the droughts, floods and tornadoes, but that Trump! Get me out of here! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3569 We all hope you brought a FarmBox--we're out of turnips. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3570 Congratulations! The Zanadunians of Zanadunia have voted you the best dressed man in the galaxy. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3571 That's right, I'm Mr. Trumps new campaign manager, can you point the way? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3572 Your Miracle Heater will be delivered within 5 business days. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3573 Welcome home Brother Odysseus. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3574 We come in peace..and even if we didn't, you want Trump or Hillary? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3575 ...and on our planet we call this a "handshake". Now, show me again what you called a "fist bump". 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3576 Welcome aboard ... we have been monitoring your presidential primaries! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3577 It's about time. Now, get me my helmet. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3578 We've come to learn more about this thing you call "Instagram." 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3579 Trump campaign headquarters? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3580 Have I got a campaign for you! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3581 Amish-ed you sooooo much. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3582 Welcome, but unfortunately, today we aren't accepting "Take me to your leader" requests. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3583 And greetings to you as well, would you mind retrieving Beyonce, my kids just love her latest LP. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3584 I don't want to go to Uranus - my proctologist already probed me! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3585 Don't worry. It's not an election year on my planet. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3586 We're with the Trump campaign. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3587 Howdy stranger! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3588 Got any ethanol we could borrow? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3589 We come as manifestations of your primitive bipedal fantasies. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
3590 Thanks for coming out tonight Carl. This meeting is really important. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3591 I know we said the pesticide was harmless, Farmer Brown, but . . . 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3592 Oh, no, no, no. Nothing like that. I'm here to bring you the good word...the Rapture starts in five minutes... 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3593 Got any extra blorf-glorkens lying around? The ship broke down. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3594 Welcome to the Biosphere 3 Project. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3595 Only 239 days until JOHN WICK: CHAPTER TWO. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
3596 "Corn crop looks that bad, uh? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3597 Can you come back to Earth with me? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3598 I understand - those dating sites limited to farmers are too limiting. I'll broaden you're horizons. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3599 YOU are a contestant on 'Farming With The Stars' 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3600 HI! I represent a large farming co-op, and we can offer you a handsome profit on your farm. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3601 Welcome to a world without rakes, hoes or plows! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3602 HOWDY NEIGHBOR, GLAD YOU DROPPOD BY. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3603 I'm *(^#!+@. Fly me. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3604 No. I'm sorry. All our crops are non-GMO. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3605 Just dropped by to thank you for all that genetically modified veggies you have produced. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
3606 Glad we could agree about the crop circles. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3607 Welcome. My name is Jim Bob and I'm with the county agriculture extension program. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3608 Welcome. We just love the neighborhood. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3609 Can I get a bushel of corn, two bales of hay and 5 pounds of wheat, please? Oh, and can you make that to go? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3610 You know the drill Noah, bring two of each kind to the ship before the Big Storm. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3611 We will beat China by 20% per bushel and no anal probe ever, guaranteed! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3612 We see you have corn - we need fuel to get home! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3613 I am weary traveler who's vehicle seems to have broken down. May I sleep your barn tonight? I promise not to touch your daughter." "This sounds like some kind of joke. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3614 Well, it's nice to meet you too. We get so few callers, you know. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3615 Welcome to Xebo's Proctology, home of the galaxy's wackiest anesthesia. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3616 I asked to be taken to your leader, not feeder. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3617 My name is Artificial Intelligence, and you must be Real Stupid. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3618 Howdy, we sell the best seed corn in the universe. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3619 It's BETTER than Kansas... 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3620 Pleased to meet you. I'm Old Macdonald. E I E I O. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3621 Hello. I’m Bizoork here to help. One of your cows sent us a message that you are having trouble with a neighbor. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3622 Donald Trump is deporting me but I didn't think it would be to outer space 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3623 Oui est la Paris? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3624 Now I understand why you checked both pick-up and delivery when you submitted your on-line order 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3625 Can I interest you in some GMOs? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3626 Ball game's over? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3627 Once again, my apologies for the misunderstanding over the fish bowl. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3628 We traveled halfway across the galaxy to witness your upcoming Presidential debates! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3629 Howdy Pardner, I sure do appreciate you lettin' me borrow that rake 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3630 Welcome aboard Mr Lewandowski. Mission accomplished. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3631 A warm welcome to the inter-galactic ethanol price-fixing summit. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3632 We need to double-check that it's organic. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3633 Lucky us! You are our first organic farmer ! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3634 Welcome back. Stairway to heaven has been clearest. Go for it! 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
3635 Congratulations, I know you will be very happy with this used turbo 360 Saturn. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3636 No - we have no Ethanol for consumption here. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3637 Come aboard, but don't tell the missus about this, okay? 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
3638 Thanks anyway, but I already gave at the space station. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3639 Welcome! There are no illegal aliens here. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3640 I've a new grain you might like 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3641 The best you can do is stairs? Really? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3642 Republican health care plan... 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3643 "Pleased to meet you too . Now how about you run back home and fetch us some of that Earthling moonshine we've heard so much about ? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3644 I am really feeling this grassroots campaign - it should get people talking. 1.0930 0.06499 43 41 0 2
3645 Congratulations Mr. McDonald, you are now officially an Operating Thetan. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3646 Hi-ho, the derry-o! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3647 Take me to your leader--unless, of course, that douchebag Donald Trump has somehow already assumed that office. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3648 Hey come on in and I want to know all about LeBron James. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3649 No one will believe a word of it when you return, not since you started growing marijuana. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3650 Jimmy Johns? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3651 Your cheese is ready 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3652 The progressive folks at Agri-Nuke would like the chance to boost your yield. 1.0930 0.06499 43 41 0 2
3653 Cons: XJ-9 lacks oxygen and is hotter than your sun. Pros: We do not to post our political views on social media. Welcome aboard, you're going to love it. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3654 Hi. What would you take in exchange for a free range chicken and a quart of raw milk? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3655 Take me to your caucus. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3656 We're very excited that you've planted our new Monsanto seeds and can't wait for your crop to be ready to invade, uh, harvest! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3657 Peas? Carrots? What'll it be? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3658 We've come to buy more GMOs! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3659 I'm running for president of the universe. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3660 Show us how to grow dandelions and kudzu and we'll give you back your cows and chickens. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3661 Is that you Gort? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3662 "Just think of us as a viable third-party choice." Submitted by Paul & Joel Angiolillo, Watertown MA 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3663 Thanks, but I need coveralls, not overalls. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3664 I used to say Heaven can Wait but now I'm sorry I did. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3665 Well, thank you Farmers Only! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3666 Anal probe? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3667 Thanks, but we prefer Organic vegetables. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3668 Captain, coming down your vectored thrusters looked super-critical. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3669 I'm trying to reduce my carbon footprint. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3670 Alien?" "Doggone it, get Trump on the phone, now we gotta build a wall and a dome. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3671 Further evidence to explain why Mars is a "red" planet." 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3672 Yup, that's what I said- any other planet you like. Just needs to be within this galaxy. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3673 Do you always knock this time of night? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3674 Howdy earth alien! Will you help me brush up on my country? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3675 I hear your corn is out of this world. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3676 Sorry about the crop circle, old chap, but we were in the neighborhood and were hoping you'd be up to being a fourth at bridge. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3677 So I hear you need a new scarecrow. Well, one question: how much does the job pay? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3678 Please come in, mi casa es su casa. Hell, you Mexican? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3679 Hello! We don't get many farmers. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3680 This will really raise the GMO controversy to a whole new level! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3681 Somewhere where I don't have to be Certified Organic. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3682 Sarah Palin wanted us to thank you personally for supporting Trump. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3683 Welcome aboard the Interstellar Harvester, specializing in free-range white meat! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3684 We're switching to corn ethanol, thanks for your cooperation. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3685 Workers unite! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3686 Usually the summonses are *after* the election. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3687 Can I count on your vote this November? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3688 Greetings, Earthling! Take me to your Trump. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3689 GMO friend or foe? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3690 We're calling it the Farm to Flying Saucer to Table movement. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3691 Welcome stranger. Can you help make America great again? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3692 Goodbye son, sorry about feeding you that GMO corn. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3693 Welcome aboard, You've been vetted for a new reality show called, 'Farmers in Space' . 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3694 GMO, Gmosin 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3695 You lucky duck! Our new probe is out of this world. Come on in! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3696 I'm positive, I didn't seed the icloud. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3697 Welcome to Trump-free Travel! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3698 I'm hoping to borrow a selfie stick. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3699 Welcome! Sorry about the anal probe, but we're serious about keeping galactic travel safe. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3700 Mr. President, it's been years. 1.0930 0.06499 43 41 0 2
3701 We received your signal. Take me to The Fonz. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3702 Sorry, we're gluten free-- you'll have to leave your wheat sheaves behind. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3703 Yes, Zebulon. Let's talk. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3704 'TRUST ME. IT WILL BE A BETTER LIFE' 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3705 How would you like to be the first to participate in interplanetary crop rotation? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3706 Klaatu is asking for more melons. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3707 We forget – when did you say Election Day is? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3708 We are from the planet Shoo-Fly Pie and we'd like to ask you a few questions. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3709 Dick Cheney recruits patriots for his new neoconservative planet. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3710 One word: Plastics 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3711 Take me to your leader. But only if we can get there before Inauguration Day. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3712 Before you enter, I should inform you that my mission is concerned with the harvesting of edible substances. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3713 A Triple, Venti, Soy, No Foam Latte? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3714 Ship needs methane gas for fuel ? Washington has tons. Ask for Mitch. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3715 I got dizzy circling your crops. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3716 I tried to tell everyone that this day was gonna come. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3717 And I agree not to say anything about those subsidy claims. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3718 Take me to your litter. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3719 We wish to be simple. We wish to be free. Show us your ways. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3720 We have come to learn about your organic farming techniques! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3721 We are so happy you have gone organic 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3722 There is life after Brexit. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3723 You can call me GMO. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3724 If you build it we will come. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3725 Did you bring the cookbook? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3726 Was it the Trump 2016 crop circle? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3727 Amazing. We keyed SCUM into our advanced GPS and it brings us to Texas for the close encounters of the fourth kind. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3728 Congratulations! You have been selected to participate in scientific survey. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3729 Peace! I'm here about your crop circles. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3730 Before we get started, you should know we don't make crop circles in GMO fields. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3731 Any fresh eggs for sale, buddy? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3732 Welcome to Galactic Uber, hayseed. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3733 Sorry about the bad reception on your TV. It’s probably all of this damn electromagnetic radiation. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3734 Just dropping by to say "hello." 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3735 Take me to your okra. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3736 I know, Tinder, Bumble, I can't keep them straight either. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3737 We’d love to examine your feeder, try out your weeder, and meet your breeder, but that’s really all that’s on our minds. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3738 Congratulations, we are from the art appreciation society of planet Picasso. We love your corn-field design. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3739 They wanted to know if they can slot you in after Gingrich on day three 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3740 I assure you, this is an executive order from President Trump. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3741 Take me to your agribusiness leader. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3742 We would like your insight on the Kanye vs. Swift fued. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3743 You're just what we need for settling on Mars. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3744 Thank you for help. You wouldn't believe how hard it is to find a decent parking zone in the city. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3745 The name's Trump, and I need honest folk like you to get on board. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3746 We need to talk about Monsanto. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3747 We have the cookbook; now we just need the right ingredients. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3748 Come quickly - the cows need milking! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3749 I heard you're looking for a president. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3750 I heard Dorthy was back. Is she home? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3751 Are you delivering those non-GMO seeds I ordered from Mars? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3752 Welcome, and thank you for meeting with the leaders of Monsanto. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3753 Glad to know we can count on your vote in November. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3754 I cant thank you enough for getting me out of here...now that Trump is President. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3755 The flight to Mars is now boarding 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3756 We're so glad you could come with us. Our entire crop of lettuce is dying from some terrible disease! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3757 thanks! I promise you that I'll return to Iowa often before 2020... 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3758 Welcome, we've heard people were disappointed with the presidential choices! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3759 Welcome, you are not a Trump supporter. 1.0930 0.06499 43 41 0 2
3760 Do you have something to do with Donald Trump? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3761 FARMERS REMORSE: Alien excitedly, "Did you remember the beer?" 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3762 See you next year Fred. We can't get enough of the corn and bluberries. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3763 I'm going to need to check your passport. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3764 Welcome survivor. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3765 Welcome! We have come four billion light years to learn how you make silage. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3766 Is the oxygen breathable Mr. Earthling? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3767 Welcome to shuttle service to Oz. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3768 I'm here for Shark Week. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3769 Saucer here, to deliver your Sirius Dish, sir! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3770 Congratulations. We've been watching for fifty years. You're the one sane human. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3771 We need someone who knows about farming. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3772 Thanks for coming on short notice. We need to have your tractor push us to help get our engine running again 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3773 Look, we've heard there's a chance we can still get Hamilton tickets before Lin Manuel Miranda's contract runs out. Can you help us or not? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3774 Have you heard the one about the farmer and the alien? Wait 'til you see my bar scene! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3775 Pleasure to probe you...er, I mean, meet you. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3776 Welcome, finally someone to explain quantum mechanics. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3777 I'm from the government and I am here to help. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3778 I guess its true that aliens only land in corn fields... 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3779 How's fifty Jupiters per bushel? We're having a little food shortage in here" 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3780 Help us grow huge vegetables in outer space. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3781 Father, it's me Johnny, come on in, you'll be safe here! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3782 do you want to have golden corn? then come with me. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3783 We're from Farm Aid. Willie sent us. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3784 How now, brown cow? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3785 Welcome to planet Trump. It's gonna be TREMEMDOUS! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3786 To be honest, I thought you said you came with *peats* 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3787 Really, it'll be no harder that farming in Kentucky 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3788 Till death do us part seemed long enough to me. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3789 Yes, Mr Trump, it's time to go home! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3790 Would you like to take a spin...we still have some space left? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
3791 Howdy, is this Trump headquarters? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
3792 Hello! Is your farm for sale, by any chance? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
3793 Jimmy Hoffa. I knew you would be back! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
3794 Did you bring the Taco Bell!? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
3795 Just got our crew's referendum results-- ETexit won. Hasta la vista, baby! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
3796 Sorry it took so long to get back to you. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
3797 Thank God you came! We ran out of organic micro-greens three planetary invasions ago. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
3798 Trump said that wall would keep all of your kind out. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
3799 Remember, all the produce you deliver has to be non-GMO and gluten-free. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
3800 Appreciate yer 23 light year trip to get here, Xebon, but yer too dang early again. Corn’ll be perfect in about three more weeks – see ya then. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
3801 Congratulations, we read your crop circle, you're the winner of our 5 billion light year trip around the universe! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
3802 I'm your great, great, great grandson returning from our gap-century trip to Jupiter. 1.0909 0.06353 44 42 0 2
3803 Your circles are now complete. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
3804 Thank god you came. The presidential elections are in November and I need the get off this planet asap. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
3805 Are you interested in discussing a new way of doing that farm-to-table thing? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
3806 If you want me to take you to my leader we better get going. 1.0909 0.06353 44 42 0 2
3807 We're a little low on fuel. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
3808 Oh! Hey, bro! I wasn't expecting you to drop by." 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
3809 Get inside,...we want to take you to the world of better farm subsidies. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
3810 Take me anywhere, as long as there isn't a Democrat or Republican party. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
3811 You nearly had me going there, when you took me to see Donald Trump! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
3812 But why would you want to pay me to draw circles in my corn field? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
3813 "Klaatu barada, um, HOWDEE!? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
3814 Welcome, Joe. So glad you can make it because we are in dire need of a real down-to-earth guy like you up there. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
3815 Welcome, Wizard of Oz. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
3816 Spoken with an alien accent, "leader" and "weeder" are often confused. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
3817 Just think of me as far-out Kansas. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
3818 Wait, this isn't Maple Street... 1.0909 0.06353 44 42 0 2
3819 I know things look bad right now, but the election will be over in November. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
3820 Welcome to the Bliss. And yes, I am a real hallucination. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
3821 Thank you for your time, sir. Eminent domain is wonderful, wouldn't you agree? 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
3822 Greetings! I would love your vote in the Iowa caucus to be President of the Milky Way. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
3823 Do y'all eat fried chicken? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
3824 Welcome to our spaceship sir. You'll be a strange creature. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
3825 You start on Monday. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
3826 No, thank you. My daughter's greatest wish is to travel. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
3827 Welcome back, Fnxxxrp. How was Brooklyn? 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
3828 Soooo...should I call you an Uber? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
3829 I thought President Trump built a wall. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
3830 You're doing a fine job with the crop dusting. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
3831 I need to speak with you about the government's agricultural subsidies program. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
3832 We come from the planet Trumpania. Your crops are gonna be yuge; really yuge! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
3833 3000 tons of GMO corn at $200 per ton? Done! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
3834 Is this your first time being probed??? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
3835 Best crop dusting I've ever had. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
3836 Take us to your...wait, no, any leader but Donald Trump 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
3837 Welcome sir. Guessing there weren't any lights to turn off on your way out. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
3838 Whadya mean "we're not in Kansas anymore"? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
3839 He won't make America great - it's a good choice. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
3840 Take me to your your soybeans. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
3841 Can you spare any change? 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
3842 Farm to table? Thank goodness. We were worried we'd missed your moment. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
3843 Welcome to our 'locally-sourced' program! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
3844 You don't look like the aliens Donald Trump talks about. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
3845 Come in so we can best serve you! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
3846 the farmer and the alien should be friends 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3847 It's my old hula hoop. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3848 Don't you believe all that hokey crap about wizards, straw men and red shoes. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3849 You like nice and ripe. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3850 Come aboard ,I promise, we don't have a presidential election this fall on our planet 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3851 Welcome, earthling farmer, to COMEX IN SPACE! We've been expecting you! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3852 I'm not an alien--I' a genetically modified astronaut. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3853 Finally nice to meet someone who isn't so swept up in all this political drama! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3854 Ah, my alien beak detects beets, corn, baked bread and strewed dirt with a hint of musk; you'll be in our 'Stew' group, sir. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3855 Hi, Mr. Brown. Wanna ride? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3856 Your a vegetarian, then the barbecue is Off. have your people contact my people to reschedule. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3857 Howdy, just your friendly intergalactic aliens checking out the neighborhood. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3858 Welcome Alien crop picker. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3859 You are no longer in Kansas. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3860 Welcome, you are one of the few; as we only show ourselves to farmers. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3861 I'm from the Intergalactic Government and I'm here to help! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3862 Reince. Trump barada nikto 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3863 No, the digital exam won't increase your crop yield. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3864 So, imagine a cow that... Just follow me. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3865 So, some things have changed since I majored in communications. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3866 Nice to meet you, but what took you so long? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3867 Welcome. We can start your harvesting. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3868 Thanks, but I already have a GMO salesman. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3869 Come in past me...this is the point in history I wouldn't want you to experience again... 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3870 Thanks for the livestock. We'll be back tomorrow with the payment. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3871 Welcome to Monsanto 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3872 Deal. $8M. You get purple rain. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3873 Now we're doing alien introductions. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3874 ...and under our administration farm subsidies will continue! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3875 Hey, welcome. So glad you could make it up. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3876 Hi...I would like to talk to you about starting a Farmer's Market up your way... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3877 Welcome fellow Ethonolian! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3878 Christ Almighty that was a long trip! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3879 President Bob it was a pleasure meeting you. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3880 Don't worry I'm not an Islamic Extremest I just have a keen interest in farming. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3881 We didn't expect so many of you who were afraid of Mr. Trump being elected! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3882 I knew there was a reason that I planted Kale. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3883 Welcome aboard! Your rumspringa is going to be fantastic. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3884 Beyonce! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3885 Did you bring your fork? There's pie. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3886 Adele? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3887 Did you see my Missus anywhere? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3888 Just wait until you experience the jet lag...grrsplurb...gack! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3889 Honey, I'm home! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3890 I understand that you are having troubles finding the right candidate for the nomination, sorry, we cant help with this one 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3891 Hey Tom, welcome to the first Farm-to-Mars event! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3892 Let's go for a spin earthly. Then I will help rotate your crops. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3893 Our Commander Potato Head needs Your expertise... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3894 Listen—I'd love to work with you, but we'd have to break down the silos first. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3895 Hi there, I am your presumptive Alien presidential nominee. When you called for outside help, I came as soon as I could. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3896 E---------------------------T----------------------- 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3897 We heard you make great hat boxes. Can you also make great helmet boxes? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3898 Thank you for coming. Trump's poll numbers are up. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3899 Thank you for your hospitality and you're welcome to come visit us. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3900 No, I haven't seen your daughter this evening. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3901 Welcome aboard. Where's the family? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3902 Hello Earthling. We need a Lyft! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3903 Greetings, I am from the Intergalactic Federation of Governments and I am here to help. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3904 Welcome To Publishers Weekly. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3905 Hi! Space-age crop rings at your service. Ready for that free estimate? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3906 Not to worry, I am not a GMO. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3907 Yes, yes we do speak American. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3908 And we have great corn subsidies. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3909 But are you a GMO? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3910 Can I borrow your cattle prod? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3911 Yes , the service is out of this world ... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3912 Well, there goes that Wall idea... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3913 You will be safe with us. We dwell 614 light years left of the Trump galaxy. But you won't be in Kansas anymore. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3914 Greetings! Have I reached Eieio? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3915 We love the pose. First you work those rows with hoes, and then you sows what grows. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3916 I wonder why he is landing here, wait why is he taking the farmer away and what is he going to do to him?! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3917 It's never too early to start a campaign ... may I count on your vote in the next Presidential caucus? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3918 Don't Worry It's Gluten Free 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3919 Can I get fries with that? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3920 Welcome Mr. Monsanto. Your crop circle scam has worked wonders! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3921 That's one small step for man, one giant leap for Martians. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3922 Welcome to earth. Heads up. We are absolutely confused about whether to vote yes or no, on genetically modified foods. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3923 Hi,Welcome to the Louisiana Hayride Martian style 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3924 I'm a big fan of your work. I loved the self-portrait you did last year in Stan's cornfield. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3925 We think you have a great future in crop circling. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3926 Welcome to Trump Airlines, University, Resorts, AND Casinos. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3927 Bernie, you said this was tobacco. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3928 Well if Trump won we were moving to Canada, and since Hillary won... 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3929 Given the choice, people may not even want to be abducted. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3930 Welcome aboard! Del Martian Foods needs farmers. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3931 Sorry, but a teleporter wasn't included as a feature when I bought it. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3932 Believe me, the hands match the halo. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3933 HELLO: I REPRESENT TRANSGENIC CROPS CORPORATION LTD. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3934 No, Iowa...best corn this side of Jupiter. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3935 Welcome aboard. Your daughter's been waiting for you. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3936 catfished 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3937 My ag extension said you're the man to see about ethanol. Man, you are out there! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3938 Your offer to continue living on Earth is rejected. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3939 Greetings, and Welcome to our AstroPub! We recommend the grass-fed beef. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
3940 So you're the president of the Future Farmers of America. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
3941 Pleased to meet you. Having dinner at the moment. Back in an hour? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
3942 We have a few cows and chickens out in the Milky Way 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
3943 But I can't take you to my leader - She is out tonight playing mah-jongg with her friends. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
3944 If you're looking for the county administrator, he left an hour ago for the DMV in Sioux city. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
3945 Howdy, I'm Jeb, do you have your green card? 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
3946 Hello, I'm an anti-Trump. Is this Iowa?" "Yes, but you're 6 months too late. But you can still make it to Cleveland in time. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
3947 We have searched the galaxy for non-GMO zucchini! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
3948 Are... you... Seymour... Butts? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
3949 Yes we can make this an Amish home for you. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
3950 Have we got GMOs for you! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
3951 Last time you came for the Mrs. How is she by the way? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
3952 The old farmer with the pitchfork and his wife? You betcha! They live in that house yonder, right across the field. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
3953 " We can translate your almanac". 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
3954 Nice spread. What's your water situation? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
3955 We'd like to do farm-to-mothership-control-module. Interested? 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
3956 Ransom paid. Welcome back. Let's go home and leave this decadence behind. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
3957 Welcome to our planet...Are you interested in running for President? 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
3958 Your patents on GMO corn don't apply on our planet; load 'em up!! 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
3959 See ya. I can't bring myself to vote for either one of them. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
3960 We're here to help you with your snoring Gus. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
3961 Thanks! My kids insisted that I bring them back a disco ball when I left for planet Earth. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
3962 Pearson's Feedlot. I'll be about 20 minutes. Then, a stop at the computer place. So leave the meter running and bill my Visa card. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
3963 Fist bump? Brother, it's still the disco era back home. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
3964 Take me to your presidential debate. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
3965 We like your work uniform. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
3966 Thanks for coming. We were hoping to find a man of probity like yourself. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
3967 Hello earthling, we have come for your daughters. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
3968 Thank you for visiting. As a matter of fact, I have been meaning to increase my life insurance. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
3969 Welcome on board The Brexit. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
3970 Hi , I'm campaigning as an independent , because the federation has decided we simply must have better than Clinton or Trump . 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
3971 Welcome to our little oratory. We are glad that you are here with us. God bless you. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
3972 Thanks for stopping by. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
3973 Hi, Jeb, I'm Bill. Pleased to meet you. I'm stuck here for a layover. Can I use your WIFI password to watch "Game of Thrones? 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
3974 This is better than Canada. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
3975 We're going to start with earthlings from the 17th Century. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
3976 Dinner's on. Do you have any food allergies? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
3977 Yep, we're here for the corn and wheat. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
3978 Hi Herb !! Welcome to our "fly in fly out" restaurant!!!!!! 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
3979 Trump? Good luck... 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
3980 Greetings. I'm an interplanetary free-range farmer. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
3981 Relax! We offer direct flights to Hicksville! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
3982 Now let me have your cows. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
3983 I think "anchor baby" is a real buzz-kill, don't you? 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
3984 I'm here for eighteen months to party with earthlings -- then I decide whether to return 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
3985 We accept all illegal aliens where I come from. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
3986 I'm taking requests before I head out to the field. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
3987 Hey Chuck, Zawlex - we spoke via crop? Nice to finally meet you. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
3988 Sorry but I don't speak French. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
3989 Take you to my leader. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
3990 Hey, Honey, I told you this was a good place to stop for a quick bite. Take out is here! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
3991 Well, yes, my crops ARE genetically engineered... 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
3992 It's all yours! I'll need a ride back 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
3993 Listen, that "corn" you sold me last week was really great. Do you have any more? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
3994 Hello Friend ! Can I interest you in some intergalactic farm insurance ? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
3995 Welcome. Let's take a spin around your farm first before we blast it. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
3996 Greetings! We're about to show you an aerial view of your field. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
3997 Come inside and have a drink 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
3998 At last! Someone who knows the farmer's handshake! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
3999 Nice mission, Klaatu. Where's Gort? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4000 Welcome to Iowa. Bernie has long predicted a Super Delegate Surprise. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4001 so its true 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4002 Thats man...Did you...Did you want to come in for a smoke? 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4003 Sorry about the crop circles. We needed the corn to make E85. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4004 Howdy partner. Somebody obviously screwed up. We were headed for the bright lights of New York City and here we are in a lonely Iowa cornfield. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4005 We're sorry to go; it's a great neighborhood, but Zork just doesn't feel safe with all these illegal immigrants moving in. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4006 There was a mix up at the tire store 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4007 You would not believe how hard it is to find non-GMO tomatoes out there... 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4008 Thanks again for taking the blame on those crop circles! 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4009 Hello at last, farmer John! We Venusians are huge fans of your crop circles . they're an inspiation to us all! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4010 Did you make your own reservations online or have your travel agent planet? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4011 May I interest you in a Crop Circle Insurance policy? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4012 Your dead and brown crop circles have convinced me there's global warming 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4013 We'll have you back by sunset. No sweat. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4014 Take me to your unsuccessful Democrat candidate. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4015 Good evening Sir. Welcome to THE VEGAN. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4016 I'm running for President, and I'd like your vote. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4017 Are you what they call "an african-american"? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4018 So good to see you. Can you score me some ethanol? We're out of fuel--and really thirsty... 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4019 Magnetic levitation and wind power. That's the future, friend. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4020 I'm sorry we only accept intergalactic credit cards. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4021 My name is Donald J. Trump and I want your vote! 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4022 We've traveled 3 light years to study how Earthlings avoid chaffing. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4023 It's just not as much fun since Monsanto trademarked the circle. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4024 Welcome, earthling, our televised Probe-a-thon has set a new record in intergallactic ratings!" 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4025 I come in peas, and, uh, sorry about the corn, too. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4026 No one is ever going to believe me. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4027 I wanted to visit before Emperor Trump builds a dome. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4028 Congratulations! You've made it to Global Services! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4029 I thought you could use a hand crop dusting. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4030 Hello Pumpkin Head 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4031 Intergalactic domination or not, you're still paying for the crop circle damage. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4032 Welcome to alie-nation after brexit! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4033 Do you have any suggestions on what to draw tonight? 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4034 Glad you could drop by I have a couple of your steaks on the Barbie 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4035 Welcome, you come highly recommended by Anne. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4036 But, you are on my lawn. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4037 Don't worry, this isn't one of your hallucinations! 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4038 We're here to capture your "farm to table" technology. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4039 I'm here to call on your daughter, sir. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4040 You the first of of the guest workers? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4041 Welcome friend! No need for all the gear. We're a non GMO, pesticide free operation here! 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4042 What's for dinner? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4043 Welcome, you're the untutored organic farmer we've been looking for. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4044 I didn't realize this is what your online dating profile meant by "looking for interracial 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4045 Yes, we have a healthcare package. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4046 Thanks again for stopping by to meet the new neighbors.We really appreciate it. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4047 Welcome to the gene farm! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4048 My planet loves this Frosted Flake you sell me 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4049 Is this the new Buick?!? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4050 Don't worry, this ship isn't powered by electricity... 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4051 Nice to meet you, too. We were so afraid we might not make it here before you guys built The Wall to keep folks like us out. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4052 You can still farm--at our multi-galactic food corporation! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4053 Please don't build a wall. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4054 It's universally known you have the best poppy crop. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4055 Welcome aboard.. We can really use your expertise on crop rotation! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4056 Hello!, I'm Smiztete Quiviste from the Crop Circle Compliance Agency. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4057 Don't thank me: thank Monsanto. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4058 Welcome, Salt of the Earth! Our rations have been too bland for light-years. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4059 Maker Mars great again! 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4060 Probing our non-probing? 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4061 Is like to come, but Mars is a little too cool for corn... 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4062 Again, I'm not Matt Damon. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4063 Watu Wangu. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4064 Am I too late for the Great American Dust Bowl? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4065 I'll show you corn as high as an elephant's eye! 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4066 So sorry, our light beam is in the shop. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4067 I'd like to apply for your organic farm worker exchange for lodging. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4068 I'll be back in nine months in time for your daughter's and my child's birth. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4069 Thrilled to have you aboard! 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4070 There ya go Tommy, easy does it. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4071 Yes, we UFO's are a United Farmers Organization 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4072 Have you seen Bessie? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4073 My family asked me to come down to thank you for supporting GMOs. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4074 Hey ho, a merrio, you must be the farmer in the dale 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4075 Take me to your ethanol subsidizer! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4076 "Hello sir, we received a distress signal from one of our people, he goes by the name of D.T 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4077 Incredible to find you, your country is running out of farmers to probe. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4078 Get in. I don't to be taken to your leader. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4079 We had to stop because you work those rows with hoes, and then you sows what grows. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4080 I will give you some candy if you come inside my spaceship 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4081 Take me to Chuck Berry. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4082 WHAT'S A NICE LADY LIKE YOU DOING IN A PLACE LIKE THIS? 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4083 Are you the one from the Wizard of Oz without the brain? 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4084 Hope you like corn! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4085 Thank you for picking me up. Canada wouldn't have me because of my primary vote. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4086 I got it - you are ordering 25 ears of corn, a sack of potatoes, and 5 heads of lettuce. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4087 Greetings. May we discuss your insurance needs? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4088 Greetings, earthling. Is your name Donald Trump? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4089 I'm Mork...Mindy will be right back! 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4090 Feeling your oats? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4091 Welcome. And relax...we didn't invite Monsanto. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4092 Hey Phil, can I borrow a cup of sugar? I promise I'll bring it back! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4093 No farmers allowed - we've seen 'Green Acres'! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4094 Well, howdee stranger! I was beginning to think you guys were never coming back. You still like your steak medium rear, right? 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4095 Don't be afraid, it's just like your tractor. Pull back the throttle and away she goes. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4096 We welcome you and your genetically modified seeds! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4097 I'm John, Leader of the Farm. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4098 The abduction corn maze is awesome! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4099 Happy Father's day daddy! You made it back after all! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4100 Thanks for coming. We could really use your advice about crop circles. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4101 No, we haven't heard the good news. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4102 We are looking for Galaxy sourced produce. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4103 Can I tell you about fracking? 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4104 Welocme GMO Expert. We have been awaiting you. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4105 Earthling.....what do you mean by "how do you keep them down on the farm"? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
4106 Welcome to the no TRUMP world. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
4107 My name is Wizard and we're going to a planet named Oz 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
4108 What took you so long? I drew that crop circle when Brownback became Governor of Kansas. I was hoping to leave before he mucked things up. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
4109 Really, don't worry, those GMO seeds will be great. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
4110 OK, it's a deal. But, obviously, escrow has to close before Trump becomes president. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
4111 How's your brother Jeffrey? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
4112 Come on in. My wife's guac recipe is out of this world. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
4113 Please come in and tell us more about Rumspringa. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
4114 So about the probing... 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
4115 We come in peas-- GMO-free peas! 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
4116 Yes human I said our species is called the Ileegahls. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
4117 Greetings from Monsanto Welcome Wagon. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
4118 It's an honor to meet you. Your crops are always a pleasure for us to circle. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
4119 Can you make this one a peace sign? Might be helpful about now. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
4120 Honestly, UBER treats us better than my old boss did. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
4121 Toto, yes you’re in Kansas. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
4122 Gotta run, Hubert. Your possum gumbo is--how do you say it?--outta this dang world! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
4123 You have run circles around the other guys we hired. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
4124 We have some great GM animals for you. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
4125 Our hydroponics are out of this world! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
4126 I don't mean to be corny, but... 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
4127 Just like you, we're a disappearing species. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4128 Is that a hat or are you happy to see me? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4129 The last roundup was yesterday. You missed it. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4130 We heard you needed more space for your crops. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
4131 We're now offering a stairway to space. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
4132 Relax ! We have lots of sheep ! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
4133 Come on in and meet the Mrs. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
4134 I'm a big fan of Kelly McGillis. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
4135 Hi there young fella! Come in and set a spell. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
4136 I must have taken a wrong turn at Alburqueque 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
4137 Congratulations! You must be Salt of the earth? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
4138 Welcome slob. Hate spacesuits. Teach us pollution. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
4139 Howdy neighbor. We'd like your help in getting subsidies from your leaders. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
4140 Welcome Young man. Our research indicates that you are a likely participant in the July 5 Iowa caucus 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
4141 "Remember, they haven't figured out yet that GMO stands for Gort Makes Onions". 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
4142 Hello! I wonder, do you happen to have a cup of sugar? The missus is asking. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
4143 We'd like to borrow your planet. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
4144 We've chose you for our next GMO project. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
4145 We are here to negotiate the crop circle contract. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
4146 Sorry about the dessert -- next time we'll have pie. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
4147 The wife and I, we thought maybe you'd like to design our Halloween corn maze this year, for the kids. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4148 Are we still in time for Woodstock? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4149 U-um ah we will cook your Thanksgiving meal. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4150 Howdy neighbor! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4151 Thank you so much for the milk and cookies. By the way, do you have any Pepto Bismol. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4152 Glad to meet you, we came for some salt and pepper. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4153 Can you loan us any unused atoms? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4154 Greetings Farmer John! Are you voting for Hillary, too? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4155 Hopefully you can teach us some of Matt Damon's tricks during your visit... 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4156 So you're the one in charge of my GMO's 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4157 This thing got a sprinkler? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4158 Our tractor's not working! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4159 These new seeds are out of this world! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4160 Greetings! While you were napping Trump won the election. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4161 Jesus Christ, what an asshole. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4162 Our universal positioning system is on the blink. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4163 Christ, what an asshole! 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4164 From a Twilight Zone eiposde we're here to best serve man 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4165 Have no fear, we're non-GMO. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4166 We are here to serve you-we just need some of your potatoes. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4167 I'm from FarmersOnly. You checked you're okay with anal? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4168 Thank you for the lift, Papa. Rumspringa 2247 is going to be great. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4169 Leave quickly before Trump tries to build a wall around you too. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4170 M.I.B. online said I could find a good Edgar Suit here. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4171 Take me to your subsidy. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4172 That double reverse convex wheel thing was tricky, but I think the Donald Trump smiley face will be easier. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4173 We've been contracted by the Koch brothers to gather up Republicans like you in order to save the Party from extinction. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4174 Loved the corn! Do you grow pizza? 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4175 Hey Bill, I'm G*#^^r. Let's make this happen! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4176 Welcome to Believeland. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4177 We're hoping you can teach us how to make crop circles. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4178 Welcome! Can I show you how we make crop circles? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4179 I want to eat your face. Just shake my hand and I'll get my bib in a second. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4180 Now remember: Trump yes; Clinton no. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4181 Howdy pardoner, we've been expecting you. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4182 Thanks for not planting wheat. We're gluten-free too! 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4183 Thank you for your vote 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4184 Welcome aboard! Let me show you to one of our probing rooms. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4185 With your help Mr. Trump will be elected instead of returning to the mothership. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4186 We would be happy to pay you for the cattle. Come right in and have a seat at the examining table, Mr. Saunders. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4187 Thank goodness-Roswell is a scorcher and we have unimaginable presumptive candidates.. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4188 Hi, I left my planit because of Marxit. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4189 Howdy! I reckon y’all don't get too many strangers round these parts! 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4190 We're looking to make locally grown non GMO organic crop circles. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4191 Thanks again, free-range eggs are going for ?52 Qudnaps at my local GalacticFoods. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4192 So THIS is what the city looks like! 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
4193 Take me to your Yay-hoo. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4194 Hey, you're just in time for our bio-diversity party! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4195 You're real! May I bring the wife and kids? They never believed me. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4196 Come on in little feller. It's been a while since we've had the opportunity to serve man. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4197 No government subsidies where we are going.. for we have no government..only vegetables. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4198 Of course it is organic 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4199 Take me to your followers. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4200 We rushed your order of non-GMO seeds. 1.0500 0.05000 40 39 0 1
4201 We are here to check out your drones. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4202 Are you my mommy? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4203 You must be the fertilizer guy. Come on in!! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4204 Hello, Earthling. We're here to fix your Trump problem. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4205 Greetings Earthling. Take me to your WiFi ! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4206 You don't need a photo ID. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4207 i thought the show was fake 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4208 You're sure you have enough water to share with me? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4209 Got any non-GMO seeds? We're fresh out. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4210 Sleepwalking and handshaking - both of them... 'We need help...' 1.0500 0.05000 40 39 0 1
4211 Welcome to our GMO. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4212 You're not Flash Gordon! 1.0500 0.05000 40 39 0 1
4213 We just came to lend our support to Donald Trump and visit Roswell. 1.0500 0.05000 40 39 0 1
4214 Organ harvesting? What, I lookee likee Chinee here? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4215 Hi Vincent. How'd you like to see a starry starry night? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4216 Welcome aboard. Did you bring your Farm Subsidy check? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4217 Welcome! Your John Deere up on Mars awaits you. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4218 Congratulations the Galactic Comity of Eradication Prevention has chosen your genes to represent the human species in case Trump becomes president. 1.0500 0.05000 40 39 0 1
4219 Gotcha! I invented the joy buzzer and I want my royalties. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4220 Our vehicle runs well on turnip juice, and you're the man we've come to see. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4221 Do you have any good manure? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4222 Fertilizer, pesticides, genetically modified seeds--we'll make you rich! Just come on in. Come on in! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4223 Thank God they passed the Farm Bill. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4224 My kids were asking are there any crop fields round here? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4225 Come in. I have a cellphone. You can call home. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4226 Hurry, before the yuuuge wall gets any taller. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4227 Greetings. May I borrow your detachable appendage to phone home? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4228 I know it looks like I’m wearing glasses; but I’m not. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4229 We need someone to teach us how to shoe a horse 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4230 Hello, I'm Donald your Supreme Commander. Welcome to the U.S.S Apprentice. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4231 Yup! If you win the Crop Circle Design contest you'll get a helmet just like mine. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4232 Sure you want to come? We don't have horses and buggies on Xenopia. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4233 I always wanted to shake the hand of my CSA farmer. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4234 Trump was supposed to make our appearance seem less threatening. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4235 Stop tickling my palm-It makes me uncomfortable. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4236 It's an honor to meet you and visit your country Mr.President. 1.0500 0.05000 40 39 0 1
4237 Hey, thanks for making all those crop circles; it's really upped our intergalactic street cred. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4238 Are you sure you're Donald Trump? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4239 This might be our last visit for awhile if alien's are made illegal and you borders are closed. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4240 Please vote Clin-Ton. We need sustain food supply. 1.0500 0.05000 40 39 0 1
4241 Greetings, earthling. Take me to your leader, Mr. Trump. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4242 Come on in, Earthling Farmer, and taste what WE'VE been harvesting! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4243 Greetings, I hope you're not afraid of heights. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4244 We'd like to talk to you about GMOs. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4245 Hi, I'm A. Lian. We've been expecting you. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4246 I'm here to tell you what it's all about Alfie. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4247 Take me to your market. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4248 Matt Damon? We are here to take you back. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4249 Is this the way to the hog-tying contest? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4250 I gave at the office. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4251 Welcome. Most of our visitors drive muddy dual wheel pickups but I never seen one this shiny. What kinda car wax do you use? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4252 I'll take you back to the city after the election. Remember: Vote Hillary. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4253 I'm actually a third cousin, once removed, on your wife's side. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4254 John Deere. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4255 Ah... Close encounters of the turd kind. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4256 Our planet is starving. Can you spare us some bees? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4257 Welcome aboard. We take off for our planet in five milliseconds! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4258 Welcome! I'm Qjzb,head of our Alien Assimilation Unit. We gather from your twitters that you're an advocate. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4259 Hello, neighbor! Have you heard the word of Xenu today? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4260 Welcome aboard Star Wars Airlines. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4261 Your bicolor corn is flourishing on our planet. Only now, it's transgender corn. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4262 Oh, thank God you're here. We are having serious problems with our crops this season. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4263 Good evening, sir. I'd like to talk to you about our Savior, insurance, AND space travel. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4264 I guess size matters up here too. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4265 It turns out I was actually holier than thou... 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4266 Yes, but you're sure you can do organic. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4267 Welcome aboard sir. As an illegal immigrant to our planet you will receive minimum wage for picking cotton. I will help you over the wall. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4268 We come from your future. Beyond the Wall. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4269 Mr. Trump isn't in now. Please check back when his polling numbers drop another 10 points. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4270 Now that you're GMO-friendly, we'd like to lease your back forty as a prenatal unit. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4271 Go! Go! I'm sorry that I said 'Stay' way back then. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4272 i'm looking for "The Wire" on dvd 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4273 Welcome aboard. We are thrilled with your organic agriculture. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4274 Have you seen my wife? She should be arriving any minute from Venus. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4275 Eric Stranton, Rush Chairman. Damn Glad To Meet You 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4276 I want to demonstrate how America welcomes aliens. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4277 Welcome,you're going to like my world. 1.0500 0.05000 40 39 0 1
4278 Welcome back Zeke. Your last test results were good, but we have to do some more probing and it's all covered by Medicare. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4279 Are. Your. Loved. Ones. Provided. For. In. The. Event. Of... 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4280 Nice to meet you...We are looking forward to working on our landings in your cornfield. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4281 Gluten-free? It's #1 down here. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4282 Welcome to my ship, "The Dust Bowl". 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4283 Welcome, we need a good corn husker! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4284 We've ruined our planet, so we've come to share in your paradise. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4285 And if you are ever in the neighborhood of Venus, stop by and I'll reciprocate the hospitality. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4286 Marvin, I presume. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4287 Welcome aboard. I will be your health care provider with your Obamacare health plan. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4288 Dance?..I thought you'd never ask. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4289 You take care of the woman who's sleeping next to me, and you got yourself a deal. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4290 Hi there, are there any cows here? I swear I just saw one go over the moon. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4291 Wow! Word really does get around when you're looking to hire an illegal. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4292 Just in time; we have run out of cocaine 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4293 What do you mean, "Where's Melinda Dillion".... 1.0500 0.05000 40 39 0 1
4294 Hi there! We heard they're giving away free land again! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4295 Our genetically modified corn hasn't been working out so well. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4296 Come with us, earthling. I promise you'll be able to phone home on the range. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4297 Yeah it's me Charlie. I'm your transplanetary sister. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4298 Is this where I sign up for the farm share box? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4299 Come on in and sit a spell. The wife was just sayin' she had a taste up for some mincemeat pie. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4300 Hello! Welcome to Sweetie's flying pies !! 1.0500 0.05000 40 39 0 1
4301 Your corn in my canvas. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4302 Hello. Sorry we had to emergency land here. If we can we use your Electric Vehicle Power Station to recharge we'll be on our way lickety-split. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
4303 This for June 20, 2016 contest. Sorry I am a little late. Size doesn't matter here. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
4304 Sorry...Klaatu got deported. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
4305 Too cold for your liking? Give it time. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
4306 The fitting room is on your right. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
4307 Don't worry! I promise, you'll fit right in, Flarbnorf. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
4308 Yes it is the election year and they are the only candidates . 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
4309 This is some barn you got here mistuh! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
4310 Welcome aboard Mr. Ziffel! Did you bring Arnold? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
4311 Delivery! Hay from Mars, for Mr. Farmer. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
4312 Hello. The name's Circle. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
4313 Sorry, the party's been cancelled - something about global warming. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
4314 Would you be a lamb and go 'head and take me to your leader? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
4315 Klatu barada nikto GMO! 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
4316 Come join me firend, I'm binge watching Gilmore Girls. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
4317 Don't be fooled by our plain and simple ways. Your science might be 1,000 years ahead of ours but you only have the the other earthlings beat by 816. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
4318 Thank you. We can only land in wheat fields 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
4319 Congratulations! You're the first human to use our shuttle service. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
4320 Absolutely, glad to be of service. Did you want to check out our new Rhombus option? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
4321 Ark "no" 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
4322 Take us to your lead- what was that? Oh I see, never mind then. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4323 Tell Kevin Costner sorry about the mix-up. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4324 C'mon in and try MY Moonshine. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4325 Welcome Mr. Brown 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4326 At warp speed our migrant farmers arrive in time to practice the lost art of spring plowing .... 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4327 How'd you like to farm for the Neptune Icebreakers? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4328 The optional whitewalls clashed with his onesie. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4329 You have a beautiful planet. Is Trump really running against Hillary? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4330 Sorry we couldn't make a deal. I just wouldn't feel right raisin' that kind of livestock… 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4331 The names AL. AL Leon. Welcome! What's your ass size 6? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4332 We’re disappointed too. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4333 Welcome Earthling! I kicked out the crew so you can be the first tenant in our Galactic Arms AirBnB! You can tell the wife, we'll have your bones back by supper. We Promise! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4334 I accept your monthly parking rate for space ships of $200 per month which is 22,000 Err%&s in our currency. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4335 You inspire the poet in me: You work those rows with hoes, and then you sows what grows. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4336 It's more than a confined feeding facility. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4337 Nice mission Klaatu, you really had 'em fooled for years. Now it's time to take you home. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4338 I'm a little tired of those farmer daughter jokes, arent't you? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4339 We need your business. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4340 Is this the best route to Paradise? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4341 Welcome to new space farming technology. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4342 I am running on empty. Could you spare a gallon of gas? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4343 That being with the orange skin convinced us its better back on planet Zorg. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4344 Take me to your leader, Monsanto. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4345 You're just in time for dinner. I hope you like curried Martian. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4346 Mister, that airbnb shure did you injustice... 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4347 Hey Fred it's been along time! We all decided we would like for you to be our permenant subject. What do ya say? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4348 We need you to stop growing genetically modified crops. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4349 We're from Planet Trump - take us to our leader. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4350 Tell me all about Trump. We've been without cable for almost a millennium now. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4351 We're an advanced civilization. Why would we want to see YOUR leader? We want you to show us how to sow our wild oats. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4352 The wall around your world is nearly finished. Good luck, Gomer. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4353 So you finally decided you need me to show you how to grow crops the right way. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4354 And so the “Farmer Glorp” saga begins… 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4355 Is this a GMO? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4356 Howdy. I'm the GMO you planted last year. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4357 Do you really think you're going to fool Him with that hula hoop? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4358 A farmer cosdume in dhe mid-wesd...mosd excellend Eardhling Drump. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4359 Welcome to Uber-Xterra. We'll have you in town in less than 30 seconds and that includes some crazy crop circles. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4360 So nice to meet you, an Earthling unaware of the Simpson's and their book, How To Cook for forty Humans. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4361 Howdy. I'm gonna show you something that's faster than a horse. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4362 Gravity-free tomatoes, corn and wheat -- light, airy and fun to eat! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4363 Quick, get in here before the genetically modified crops eat you alive. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4364 It works as a parental lock for both Netflix and Xenu. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4365 Are you the hillbilly life form in slaver of the cows? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4366 We really like your organic grass-fed beef. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4367 Welcome aboard...Hope you are into BBQ 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4368 We are here to supernavigate the wall. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4369 Mildred, that Trump fella needs a bigger wall! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4370 We need your expertise. Only potatoes grow on our soil. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4371 "Are you sure you've got those fancy-schmancy alfalfa seeds aaboard your vehicle/' 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4372 ...but I'd have to leave here. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4373 Thanks for agreeing to be our surrogate. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4374 For a little extra, we guarantee delivery in 2116. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4375 "Welcome, was it raining on the way? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4376 Something there is that doesn't love a wall. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4377 So you're the species that has finally developed the technology to capture farts. Tell me more about this contraption you call a "methane digester." 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4378 I've recently lost a bunch of weight. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4379 Ok, late October? Thanks. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4380 Just follow the nose. It is clogged since we left Venus. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4381 I think you might be one of us. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4382 Gorgeous cabinet, love the extra storage. We'll be back! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4383 You know, a bit more slope to that roof and another prop and you'd have passed us. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4384 Welcome to Uber! And, no, we don't have unions or insurance requirements here, either! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4385 This beats the hell out of sniffing burlap. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4386 You promise you don't use GMO'S in your feed! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4387 Hey, did you bring some beer? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4388 Do you think I could also book an ark on airbnb? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4389 What is your Netflix login? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4390 You're our favorite reality star. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4391 I'd appreciate a ride, but your spaceship's a little too other worldly for me. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4392 You want T R U M P four feet high on both sides--got it! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4393 So we want to buy your entire crop of Junior Mints! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4394 We thought you were kidding when you said you couldn't take the election bickering any more. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4395 Trump hasn't built a wall around Mars yet. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4396 Welcome to the Space Ark. Sorry, we only accept couples. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4397 Greetings. Xrk Qrg, candidate for intergalactic emperor. Hoping I can count on your vote this November. #NeverTrump 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4398 Finally! Someone who understands GMOs. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4399 Gabba Gabba Hey 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4400 I can certify your GMO crops. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4401 Welcome to the world of Wisconsin v. Yoder, where 8th graders rule. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4402 You're on the right flight! We have a layover in Kansas before we head beyond the Milky Way. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4403 I didn't want it. It was thrust upon me. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4404 Hi, I'm Ethan. I heard you earthlings come up with great nicknames! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4405 I'm a genetically-modified human from the future. It's about your seeds ... 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4406 Well nobody told me us was flyover country. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4407 Welcome stranger. I am Billy Bob. What is your name? You are not from around these parts, are you? Is this one of those fancy hybrid vehicles? I got an old Chevy pickup, but thisun is sure a beauty. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4408 Welcome to Trumpism; we promise to give you an out-of-this-world experience. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4409 Wall? What do you mean by " Did we come to build a wall?" 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4410 My translator is now fixed, I come for piece, not in peace. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4411 Nice doing business with you. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4412 Thanks for coming to our rescue. We did run out of helicopter money. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4413 Tom Joad? Welcome to Sandersville. You've come home to your people! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4414 Mars meeting the extinct "Oh Henry". 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4415 Everyone knows of the dust bowl, but few believe in the dust saucer. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4416 Trump? Then take me to Canada. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4417 Good morning, Mr McGregor. C'mon in. The hasenpfeffer's almost ready. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4418 We welcome you to our UFO that will soon take off to space. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4419 We'd like to pick your brain a little for help with our crop circles? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4420 %#*€¥~ GMO 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4421 Sorry about all the crop circles. We were just trying to signal to you that your planet has a giant growing hole in an important looking atmospheric layer. Seemed like you guys hadn't picked up on it. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4422 Thank you for coming. It is getting harder and harder to reach across the isle these days. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4423 Thank you for having a place flat enough to land. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4424 Welcome, stranger! Lost your way? You can park in my fields, then come on down for breakfast! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4425 Welcome aboard to where no airline goes--true adventure! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4426 There's no Trump up here. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4427 This policy will protect you from illegeal aliens. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4428 Life form Jim on planet Z-91 kept exclaiming to life form Pam that the ethnics were finally coming to take the farm. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4429 we stopped with the probes years ago. Turns out corn niblets aren't the secret to the universe after all. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4430 Hi, I am an intergalactic anthropologist. I have come here to study you. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4431 I knew there was a market for GMO's 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4432 Please tell me that you guys are not having elections this year! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4433 Your election rituals are most intriguing, can we vote in this area on Earth? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4434 Canada is no longer letting in Democrats, so...... 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4435 Take me to your feeder. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4436 You should see his bottle. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4437 You're not the guest that I was expecting to see! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4438 I'm here to see Mr Scott. Ridley Scott." 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4439 We'll take all the locally grown unsustainable GMOs you can send us. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4440 How'd you know we needed a fourth for pinochle? Come on in! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4441 No. The Donald hasn't applied to immigrate. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4442 John Deere who's that? 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4443 www.farmers dating farmers.com meet & greet here? 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4444 I don’t have none of them Reese’s Pieces. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4445 Independents Day 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4446 Welcome. Come join the all the hard working true blue farmers and indigenous people of the land, we will preserve your truth and your purpose. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4447 We will trade information for sorghum. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4448 Welcome to my farm, the nation's capital of alien invasions and abductions! 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4449 Your CSA is worth the drive. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4450 Dorothy, we're still in Kansas. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4451 If you wanna fly, come and take a ride / Take a space ride with the cowboy, baby 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4452 Sorry, we're out of moon shine, but we do have milk-e way 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4453 Welcome to aboard for the journey to our alien world which, as it turns out, is much less scary than yours has become! 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4454 Hi Harry! Can I borrow a cup of flour & 2 eggs? 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4455 You probably don't recognize me, but I am the cockroach you have NOT burned to a crisp on June 23 1970. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4456 I told her I needed more space. Yup, a classic Midwest crisis. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4457 Come join us; we have the most high-tech tractors and cultivators. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4458 Glad you could make it. It's just an informal ride. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4459 Zeke, is that really you? So glad you could make it. We're all dying to hear about this whole body-snatching thing you've come up with. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4460 Welcome. Thanks for giving us a hand in growing these GMO seeds. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4461 Welcome Earthling the bar is open. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4462 Welcome! This is Independence Day and you don't have to milk the cows. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4463 Boy, you Brexit people look funny. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4464 We're starting to colonize your planet and decided to start here [translation] 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4465 Come, Sir, planet Trumpton awaits. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4466 Is this interstellar gentrification? 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4467 Greetings, and welcome to your non-stop service to the merry old land of Oz 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4468 Is this a "bring your own probe" UFO? 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4469 Does your wife know that new pub isn't close enough to the village? 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4470 Oh my Goodness! The alien from the Unidentified Combine Harvester! 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4471 Hi - How much do you want for your farm? 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4472 John, good to see you again. Your farm seems a lot closer to water than before. Any interest in some used docking stations? 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4473 Hey, Fred! It's me, George, that guy from Ag Extension. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4474 Is all of your corn genetically engineered to resist crop circles? I really need to park this thing. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4475 I guess it gives extra points to remember the toilet seat. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4476 Nice to see a familiar face. Oh! By the way, is your leader. . . Jonald Donothan Trunk, because if he is, don't take me to him. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4477 Wow!...so you're a human!...you're not so funny looking...would you like to have some kpim with me...that means lunch where I come from...come on in and excuse the mess. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4478 Greetings, we come in peace. May we have a cup of sugar, it powers our reactors? 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4479 It's your kids, something has to be done with your kids! 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4480 Welcome aboard, Mr. Jones. Don't worry, I'll have you back in time for the fall harvest. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4481 Miracles happen in all places, not just urban capitals. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4482 Welcome. There are no Presidential elections on our Planet. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4483 Mr. Rotorooter I presume? 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4484 That's a nice firm handshake you have there. They say that means a lot about a man, but one shouldn't judge a book by it's cover. Say, I'm hungry. You wouldn't have any fixins' would would ya'? 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4485 Yes, I am happy to see you, but the size of my halo has nothing to do with that. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4486 Alien: Hello sir it's a pleasure to meet you on this great planet named Earth. Farmer:....What?!?!!?!?!!?!? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4487 Aloha. Where I'm from we get hula hoops, not halos. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4488 No no, it's all good. We're just having a little dinner. Come on in. Time for a drink? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4489 You guy turn out to be a perfect stranger.” “Thank you. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4490 You've come from my what-now? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4491 Nice hat. And those overalls aren't bad either. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4492 Welcome aboard. Yes, we too know of Mr. Trump. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4493 Yes, my halo has grown since you arrived 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4494 I know you Kansas people think there's no place like home but wait until I show you Comet Hyakutake from the other side of the moon. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4495 Welcome aboard. I want you to taste the wine we made and tell me what you think. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4496 Hey Billy, the tracker beam is out again. Tea? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4497 Mr. Musk asked me to remind you to bring the corn. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4498 I'm Hilary Clinton and I'm running for President. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4499 Dude, E-I-E-I-O is Martian for "Please take my planet." Thanks! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4500 Yes, it's gluten free. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4501 Hi, I'm your new Presidential Candidate's alternative. Vote for me! 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4502 Trump says he wants you. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4503 Greetings. Do you have an dilithium crystals? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4504 Well, howdy Pilgrim 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4505 Don't give in to fear. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4506 It is nice to meet you Mr. Wizard of Mars. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4507 Perfect timing! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4508 Cosmos Delivery, 6 low-fat chocolate milk cows. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4509 Oooo, that's a nice Edgar Suit. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4510 we have "fun" and peace up here.(join us) 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4511 You'uns, Supper's at six. No sense gettin gussied up. Y'all best take some measures fore yo stomach's get tore up. Wife never did master the cooking thing y'all. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4512 Man, am I glad to see you! This ship runs on corn. We'll take all you can spare. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4513 Sometimes strangers make you feel home. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4514 Do you agree to the 3X surge? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4515 Do you have elections? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4516 We're just curious about how someone can wear a bale of straw on his head? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4517 I'm Bernie's cousin and he needs your help now ! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4518 Thanks for the corn. Are apples in season yet? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4519 We're here to set up a dairy trade business with you 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4520 Greetings, Earth Buddy! Okay to use your farm as a base for our warships? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4521 My name is death. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4522 Jim? From Craigslist? So, you're down to crank hogs together? Great! Just remember my one and only ground rule: no gay stuff. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4523 Welcome Donald. We will now start your transformation into the President of the United States. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4524 . . . and you've got 90 parsecs to vacate the planet. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4525 Greetings. And Gesundheit! We hear Best Foreign Film's weak this year... 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4526 Dorothy and Toto aren't interested in leaving Kansas anymore. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4527 Roy Neary? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4528 We thought intelligent life was near. No wonder our siblings have been left to taking just the cows. Nice to know the quota was high here. Thanks for the info you left on Facebook. We'll take it from here. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4529 Major Tom, I'm Farmer Dell,. I hearGrounds Major Tom, I'm Farmer Dell. Grounds control ordered me to weed. Major Tom, I'm Farmer Dell. Grounds control sent me to weed. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4530 Don't mind the smell. Flatular farted again. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4531 Thanks for pruning the high parts for me. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4532 A poor specimen but we'll take him 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4533 Great to meet you Olde McDonald. We have heard about your farm. E-O-E-O. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4534 Good to meet you, Joe. I'm the new guy on our CSA run. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4535 Yeah. Right. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4536 Hank? Welcome! I'm Pproab, one of the analysts on board. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4537 YOU NEED SOIL? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4538 Thanks for the GM seeds; should grow like crazy up here in space. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4539 Greetings. You must be the space cowboy. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4540 All aboard to the ISS "International Space Station" where all of us aliens live. BTW, this is a UFO. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4541 I don't know what I'd do without my CSA. See you next week! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4542 What makes this thing go? As long as it isn't electricity, I'll take some. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4543 Congratulations! You have won the 1st annual celestial sweepstakes. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4544 It's like Brexit or divorce. Just you and God navigating the universe. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4545 Come along little framer. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4546 I don't think you're going to like our "Hubble." 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4547 Welcome, my space savours locavores. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4548 Rodgers and Hmrztnx Boffo with New Musical 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4549 Hi! We just ran out of ethanol; do you happen to have any for salle? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4550 Hi, I am sure you seen our cloud-seeding television commercials. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4551 Hi Zeke. Come on in. My wife is baking a shasbot. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4552 " thank you for all your help, i'm going to miss big guy " said Sean. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4553 I'm sorry. You must understand that we came in the name of peace but we are concerned we would leave America in pieces. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4554 Welcome! Won't you come in for a bite to eat and coffee? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4555 Are you from Washington, D.C., and are you here to save us? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4556 Ving ton rapth thfffft! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4557 Sarah Bellum? How do you stop tornadoes? 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4558 Welcome back to Earth Mr.K. How was your trip to Xenon 3. Ughh it was weightless. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4559 Thank you so much, the stop before made you buy something before you could use the bathroom and we're on a budget 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4560 Welcome, Earthling -- just in time for our 2-for-1 sale! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4561 "To Serve Man is a cookbook?" Pshaw. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4562 Welcome old Hipster; we'll party like it's 2099! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4563 Welcome to our galaxy 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4564 E.T came back to earth after 20years! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4565 Ahhh... you finally saw my crop circle. I've been telling the locals 'if you build it, they will come', but they thought I meant Babe Ruth. Jokes on them, eh? Martians are way better! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4566 I could really go for an ice-cold Coke. In a tall glass, please. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4567 New tractor? You've--uh--come to the right place! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4568 I don't need any of this Amway, I assure you. I really must be getting back to my umm...home office. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4569 Farmer Brown reluctantly accepting a ride to the Crop Circle Treaty Summit. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4570 Best corn liquor in the galaxy! Let's talk distribution rights. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4571 I thought this was the plane to Mars, California. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4572 Take me to your Trump. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4573 Ethanol?! Ethanol!? But the space travel brochure said, "Earth and all"! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4574 Welcome to Space Real Estate. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4575 Weren't you a greeter last week at the big box? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4576 I'm from Kansas, what about you? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4577 Welcome to Nebula Market Research, we're so excited to add you to our participants. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4578 ''You remind me of Mr clean.'' 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4579 Delighted you're coming to clue us in on seed planting on Galactica! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4580 Have you ever been to Californee? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4581 We’ve been told the term ‘peasant’ is politically non-bias-free. Would you prefer the term ‘pastorally-oriented provincialist’? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4582 Can you put a corn head on this contraption? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4583 We'll keep you posted about the wall. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4584 Thank you for accepting me on your planet, with Trump in charge I no longer have labor to farm my crops. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4585 Naow, jes come awn up Jacob's ladder and we's a gonna rectalfy that boredom you've a been feelin! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4586 Welcome back, Plo Koon, you're just in time for grits , eggs, and bacon! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4587 Vote for me. My plane AND hands are bigger. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4588 Farmer Brown, Dad, we're so glad you're coming to our place this Thanksgiving! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4589 *astronaut/alien* Hi Jerry. I'm Steve. I've been watching you. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4590 Klaatu barata ni . . . Nike!! . . . Nitre! . . . Ninja? . . . Nirvana?? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4591 That's why Mr. Paul is counting on people just like you. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4592 Welcome, friend! This home is recently renovated... Best of all, it's listed at only fifty thousand Blartniks! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4593 Pleased to meet you, Governor Brownback. Come in, won't you? I'll get the cash. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4594 Don't worry... on Mars you'll be safe from Trump. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4595 ...and no GM foods. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4596 Howdy! Something tells me you're not in Jupiter, anymore. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4597 I learned from "My Space" about your area's 'out of this world' special country appeal. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4598 Come in. We have delicious apple pie. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4599 I can do zero to sixty in this baby before you can say 'Jack Robinson'. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4600 Escape now. The planet is filling up. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0