Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Hey! My eyes are down here. |
1.7919 |
0.06311 |
173 |
81 |
47 |
45 |
1 |
It autocorrected to "hula". |
1.7622 |
0.07154 |
143 |
73 |
31 |
39 |
2 |
Excuse me, Miss, my eyes are down here. |
1.7619 |
0.06641 |
147 |
69 |
44 |
34 |
3 |
Good Samaritan? I was a GREAT Samaritan. |
1.7616 |
0.06141 |
151 |
65 |
57 |
29 |
4 |
My eyes are down here. |
1.7365 |
0.06938 |
148 |
77 |
33 |
38 |
5 |
Next time, wash it in cold water. |
1.7153 |
0.06660 |
144 |
72 |
41 |
31 |
6 |
I was cleaning the kitchen, without being asked, and that's all I remember. |
1.7059 |
0.07011 |
136 |
71 |
34 |
31 |
7 |
It was autocorrected to 'hula.' |
1.6950 |
0.07393 |
141 |
82 |
20 |
39 |
8 |
It's only dangerous if it lasts longer than 4 hours. |
1.6870 |
0.06775 |
131 |
66 |
40 |
25 |
9 |
If it last longer than 4 hours, I'm supposed to contact my theologian right away. |
1.6846 |
0.06646 |
130 |
64 |
43 |
23 |
10 |
You didn't see the bonus questions at the end? |
1.6667 |
0.07362 |
123 |
68 |
28 |
27 |
11 |
If it lasts more than 4 hours I'm supposed to call a doctor. |
1.6614 |
0.06821 |
127 |
66 |
38 |
23 |
12 |
Excuse me. My eyes are down here! |
1.6581 |
0.07597 |
117 |
66 |
25 |
26 |
13 |
Pleased to meet you, obviously. |
1.6529 |
0.06915 |
121 |
63 |
37 |
21 |
14 |
Actually it's kind of embarrassing. I almost wish I hadn't cured cancer. |
1.6491 |
0.07780 |
114 |
66 |
22 |
26 |
15 |
What I actually said before I died was " I hope St Peter gives me a big hello!" |
1.6466 |
0.06735 |
116 |
58 |
41 |
17 |
16 |
It's not funny. I've been dunked on twice today. |
1.6455 |
0.07596 |
110 |
61 |
27 |
22 |
17 |
I let my mother-in-law move in with us. |
1.6410 |
0.07229 |
117 |
64 |
31 |
22 |
18 |
I taught my mother how to use a computer. |
1.6355 |
0.07558 |
107 |
59 |
28 |
20 |
19 |
If I hold my head just right, I can pick up basic cable. |
1.6321 |
0.07007 |
106 |
54 |
37 |
15 |
20 |
I once won The New Yorker caption contest. |
1.6316 |
0.07399 |
114 |
64 |
28 |
22 |
21 |
Thanks, I've been working out. |
1.6262 |
0.06839 |
107 |
54 |
39 |
14 |
22 |
Actually, I do think I'm too good for you. |
1.6226 |
0.07275 |
106 |
57 |
32 |
17 |
23 |
Remember all those times you said I was wrong? |
1.6172 |
0.07113 |
128 |
75 |
27 |
26 |
24 |
Still, I'd gladly give it up to have genitals again. |
1.6058 |
0.08016 |
104 |
63 |
19 |
22 |
25 |
It's God's little joke with us atheists. |
1.6038 |
0.07425 |
106 |
60 |
28 |
18 |
26 |
It's a little cumbersome but I get great Wi-Fi. |
1.6019 |
0.07081 |
103 |
55 |
34 |
14 |
27 |
Ironically, it's for being so humble. |
1.6000 |
0.07521 |
100 |
56 |
28 |
16 |
28 |
My face is down here. |
1.5882 |
0.08047 |
102 |
63 |
18 |
21 |
29 |
It seems to happen when I'm spiritually aroused. |
1.5882 |
0.07153 |
102 |
56 |
32 |
14 |
30 |
If it lasts more than 4 hours I am calling the doctor. |
1.5876 |
0.07291 |
97 |
53 |
31 |
13 |
31 |
A disappointing reward for a life of abstinence. |
1.5859 |
0.07180 |
99 |
54 |
32 |
13 |
32 |
My eyes are down here, Missy. |
1.5773 |
0.08138 |
97 |
60 |
18 |
19 |
33 |
I'm just glad to see you. |
1.5773 |
0.07592 |
97 |
56 |
26 |
15 |
34 |
As a matter of fact, I am holier than thou. |
1.5743 |
0.07359 |
101 |
58 |
28 |
15 |
35 |
I won the 'Holier Than Thou' contest. |
1.5684 |
0.07726 |
95 |
56 |
24 |
15 |
36 |
I'm the guy who always left the toilet seat down. |
1.5670 |
0.07742 |
97 |
58 |
23 |
16 |
37 |
Well, yeah . . . as a matter of fact I am holier than thou. |
1.5612 |
0.07116 |
98 |
55 |
31 |
12 |
38 |
I liked God on Facebook. |
1.5591 |
0.07406 |
93 |
53 |
28 |
12 |
39 |
Yes, I am happy to see you. Why do you ask? |
1.5579 |
0.07879 |
95 |
58 |
21 |
16 |
40 |
I won the cartoon caption contest. |
1.5568 |
0.08058 |
88 |
53 |
21 |
14 |
41 |
they thought it would be funny because I fell down a manhole |
1.5510 |
0.07413 |
98 |
58 |
26 |
14 |
42 |
The downside is that I didn't have much fun. |
1.5495 |
0.07373 |
91 |
52 |
28 |
11 |
43 |
I took out the trash AND made the bed. |
1.5484 |
0.07873 |
93 |
57 |
21 |
15 |
44 |
Sometimes I regret being the virgin Larry. |
1.5455 |
0.08227 |
88 |
55 |
18 |
15 |
45 |
I got God tickets to "Hamilton". |
1.5385 |
0.08460 |
91 |
60 |
13 |
18 |
46 |
I'm just happy to see you. |
1.5385 |
0.07544 |
91 |
54 |
25 |
12 |
47 |
I used to be humble, but what's the point. |
1.5376 |
0.07099 |
93 |
53 |
30 |
10 |
48 |
It was more expensive, but the WiFi connection is incomparable. |
1.5376 |
0.07421 |
93 |
55 |
26 |
12 |
49 |
I never removed a mattress tag. |
1.5376 |
0.08312 |
93 |
61 |
14 |
18 |
50 |
...and then I donated my Prius to an orphanage. |
1.5368 |
0.07603 |
95 |
58 |
23 |
14 |
51 |
They took into consideration that I had you for a wife. |
1.5341 |
0.07910 |
88 |
54 |
21 |
13 |
52 |
Do you think it makes me look slimmer? |
1.5326 |
0.06639 |
92 |
50 |
35 |
7 |
53 |
I was a public school teacher for 30 years. |
1.5326 |
0.07324 |
92 |
54 |
27 |
11 |
54 |
Well yes, I actually am holier than thou. |
1.5309 |
0.08256 |
81 |
50 |
19 |
12 |
55 |
It was the small things, like putting the toilet seat down every time. |
1.5301 |
0.07731 |
83 |
49 |
24 |
10 |
56 |
It's not an attitude. I am holier than thou. |
1.5294 |
0.07776 |
85 |
51 |
23 |
11 |
57 |
Your halo looks much smaller than it appeared in your profile picture. |
1.5281 |
0.08004 |
89 |
56 |
19 |
14 |
58 |
I stopped Trump. |
1.5275 |
0.08020 |
91 |
58 |
18 |
15 |
59 |
Ahem...excuse me...my eyes are down here. |
1.5244 |
0.08363 |
82 |
52 |
17 |
13 |
60 |
I fell into a manhole while texting. It's just His sense of humor. |
1.5238 |
0.07475 |
84 |
49 |
26 |
9 |
61 |
What makes you think I'm a virgin? |
1.5233 |
0.08390 |
86 |
56 |
15 |
15 |
62 |
It's been four hours. I'm calling the doctor. |
1.5233 |
0.07885 |
86 |
53 |
21 |
12 |
63 |
It's been like this for 4 hours. |
1.5222 |
0.07778 |
90 |
56 |
21 |
13 |
64 |
It's been like this for four hours. I should find a doctor. |
1.5222 |
0.07778 |
90 |
56 |
21 |
13 |
65 |
I always put the seat down after I used the toilet. |
1.5217 |
0.07328 |
92 |
55 |
26 |
11 |
66 |
I could've gotten it in platinum, but I didn't want to draw attention to myself. |
1.5176 |
0.08133 |
85 |
54 |
18 |
13 |
67 |
My dear wife, I have your Mother to thank for this. By the way, I haven't seen her here. |
1.5172 |
0.07987 |
87 |
55 |
19 |
13 |
68 |
I taught junior high. |
1.5169 |
0.07167 |
89 |
52 |
28 |
9 |
69 |
We were both good, I was just better. |
1.5122 |
0.07808 |
82 |
50 |
22 |
10 |
70 |
Why, yes! I AM happy to see you ... |
1.5122 |
0.08544 |
82 |
54 |
14 |
14 |
71 |
Sorry. Happens every time it meets a cute halo. |
1.5116 |
0.07713 |
86 |
53 |
22 |
11 |
72 |
My therapist says I'm going through a mid-eternity crisis. |
1.5116 |
0.07350 |
86 |
51 |
26 |
9 |
73 |
...so then He asked if I'd like to super-size it for a dollar more. |
1.5114 |
0.08080 |
88 |
57 |
17 |
14 |
74 |
It's a blessing and a curse, really. |
1.5114 |
0.07227 |
88 |
52 |
27 |
9 |
75 |
Oh, come on, everybody's getting haloplasty these days. |
1.5111 |
0.07618 |
90 |
56 |
22 |
12 |
76 |
How did you know I was in advertising? |
1.5063 |
0.08031 |
79 |
49 |
20 |
10 |
77 |
Arousal's a funny thing up here in heaven. |
1.5063 |
0.08231 |
79 |
50 |
18 |
11 |
78 |
You were the one who ate the apple, not me. |
1.5063 |
0.08031 |
79 |
49 |
20 |
10 |
79 |
Sometimes a halo is just a halo. |
1.5062 |
0.07683 |
81 |
49 |
23 |
9 |
80 |
Why, yes, I am happy to see you. Why do you ask? |
1.5062 |
0.08074 |
81 |
51 |
19 |
11 |
81 |
Let’s just say St. Peter and I go way back. |
1.5062 |
0.07683 |
81 |
49 |
23 |
9 |
82 |
Actually, it's pronounced 'big halo', not 'big a-hole'. |
1.5060 |
0.08635 |
83 |
56 |
12 |
15 |
83 |
I was having a bit of a mid-afterlife crisis. |
1.5059 |
0.07223 |
85 |
50 |
27 |
8 |
84 |
Yea, I know! The worst one I've been called is "Sir Cumference". |
1.5057 |
0.07819 |
87 |
55 |
20 |
12 |
85 |
Hey, you had me at halo. |
1.5057 |
0.07470 |
87 |
53 |
24 |
10 |
86 |
It’s from the ‘Holier than Thou’ collection. |
1.5000 |
0.08211 |
84 |
55 |
16 |
13 |
87 |
I need it to get FM radio. |
1.5000 |
0.07809 |
82 |
51 |
21 |
10 |
88 |
I saved a bus full of nuns. |
1.5000 |
0.07535 |
86 |
53 |
23 |
10 |
89 |
If you are looking for equality, go to Hell. |
1.5000 |
0.07809 |
82 |
51 |
21 |
10 |
90 |
I never left the seat up. |
1.5000 |
0.08344 |
80 |
52 |
16 |
12 |
91 |
Apparently, I'm holier than thou. |
1.5000 |
0.07669 |
84 |
52 |
22 |
10 |
92 |
I wouldn't get too excited. Sometimes a halo is just a halo. |
1.4941 |
0.07601 |
85 |
53 |
22 |
10 |
93 |
I always put the seat down. |
1.4938 |
0.07881 |
81 |
51 |
20 |
10 |
94 |
Wait till you see my harp. |
1.4938 |
0.08806 |
81 |
56 |
10 |
15 |
95 |
It means I'm happy to see you! |
1.4938 |
0.07683 |
81 |
50 |
22 |
9 |
96 |
Well,after all,we did live with your mother for 20 years. |
1.4938 |
0.07270 |
81 |
48 |
26 |
7 |
97 |
I died in Texas. |
1.4938 |
0.08448 |
81 |
54 |
14 |
13 |
98 |
If it lasts longer than 24 hours I'm supposed to call my doctor. |
1.4937 |
0.08426 |
79 |
52 |
15 |
12 |
99 |
Well, I did put the seat down every single time. |
1.4937 |
0.07617 |
79 |
48 |
23 |
8 |
100 |
I finally found a use for all those unused airline miles. |
1.4935 |
0.08395 |
77 |
50 |
16 |
11 |
101 |
If we haven't met before, it's likely because we travel in different circles. |
1.4935 |
0.08189 |
77 |
49 |
18 |
10 |
102 |
You bet this is incredible; I was a lawyer! |
1.4935 |
0.08597 |
77 |
51 |
14 |
12 |
103 |
I used to think I deserved it, but now it's just ironic. |
1.4881 |
0.07284 |
84 |
51 |
25 |
8 |
104 |
When I was good, I was really good. |
1.4881 |
0.07667 |
84 |
53 |
21 |
10 |
105 |
Circumference matters. |
1.4875 |
0.07954 |
80 |
51 |
19 |
10 |
106 |
THEY SAY IF IT LASTS FOR MORE THAN FOUR HOURS I SHOULD CONSULT A DOCTOR. |
1.4868 |
0.08480 |
76 |
50 |
15 |
11 |
107 |
I had just finished washing the dishes, folding the laundry, and cleaning all three bathrooms when I got hit by lightning. |
1.4819 |
0.07543 |
83 |
52 |
22 |
9 |
108 |
You know, in retrospect, I wish I'd been a little less good... |
1.4819 |
0.07735 |
83 |
53 |
20 |
10 |
109 |
I can get NPR, BBC, and wi-fi. |
1.4815 |
0.08072 |
81 |
53 |
17 |
11 |
110 |
I invented ice cream. |
1.4815 |
0.07680 |
81 |
51 |
21 |
9 |
111 |
Apparently God has a sense of humor, I was an atheist before I landed here. |
1.4810 |
0.08423 |
79 |
53 |
14 |
12 |
112 |
I drove a Prius and I didn't talk about it much. |
1.4810 |
0.08029 |
79 |
51 |
18 |
10 |
113 |
Sure, but try parking it. |
1.4810 |
0.06945 |
79 |
46 |
28 |
5 |
114 |
He said to only contact Him if it lasts more than 4 hours. |
1.4805 |
0.08187 |
77 |
50 |
17 |
10 |
115 |
The last thing I remember is shopping at Costco. |
1.4805 |
0.08594 |
77 |
52 |
13 |
12 |
116 |
So, what is a bad girl like you doing in a place like this? |
1.4756 |
0.07804 |
82 |
53 |
19 |
10 |
117 |
I used my miles to upgrade |
1.4756 |
0.07202 |
82 |
50 |
25 |
7 |
118 |
I won it from Saint Francis in a poker game. |
1.4750 |
0.07951 |
80 |
52 |
18 |
10 |
119 |
I also have great WiFi. |
1.4744 |
0.07236 |
78 |
47 |
25 |
6 |
120 |
It used to fit better, before the diet. |
1.4744 |
0.07236 |
78 |
47 |
25 |
6 |
121 |
I didn't realize the unequal compensation between men and women extended this far. |
1.4744 |
0.08307 |
78 |
52 |
15 |
11 |
122 |
I abstained from all social media. |
1.4744 |
0.08307 |
78 |
52 |
15 |
11 |
123 |
That's right...you do the same amount of work but you get a smaller halo. |
1.4737 |
0.08051 |
76 |
49 |
18 |
9 |
124 |
Heaven isn’t fair either. |
1.4737 |
0.08266 |
76 |
50 |
16 |
10 |
125 |
It's a curse, really. |
1.4691 |
0.07675 |
81 |
52 |
20 |
9 |
126 |
You know what they say about a man and the size of his halo... |
1.4691 |
0.07471 |
81 |
51 |
22 |
8 |
127 |
I'm from Texas. |
1.4684 |
0.07819 |
79 |
51 |
19 |
9 |
128 |
Why yes, my Father does work here. Why do you ask? |
1.4684 |
0.07608 |
79 |
50 |
21 |
8 |
129 |
Yeah, I work out. |
1.4675 |
0.07752 |
77 |
49 |
20 |
8 |
130 |
If it lasts over four hours, I need to call my doctor. |
1.4675 |
0.07529 |
77 |
48 |
22 |
7 |
131 |
But enough about me... |
1.4658 |
0.08295 |
73 |
48 |
16 |
9 |
132 |
Every Bernie voter gets one. |
1.4634 |
0.07402 |
82 |
52 |
22 |
8 |
133 |
...and I only ever used the left lane for passing. |
1.4625 |
0.07536 |
80 |
51 |
21 |
8 |
134 |
You say goodbye, I say Halo. |
1.4625 |
0.07536 |
80 |
51 |
21 |
8 |
135 |
It's not the size, it's how piously you use it. |
1.4625 |
0.07743 |
80 |
52 |
19 |
9 |
136 |
"I find the new model gives me exceptional wi-fi reception. |
1.4625 |
0.07743 |
80 |
52 |
19 |
9 |
137 |
The reception is unbelievable, I can even pick up Philadelphia channels. |
1.4615 |
0.07676 |
78 |
50 |
20 |
8 |
138 |
Jealousy is a sin, Margaret. |
1.4615 |
0.08499 |
78 |
54 |
12 |
12 |
139 |
You should have seen it before I learned humility. |
1.4615 |
0.07890 |
78 |
51 |
18 |
9 |
140 |
Really, this only happens when you're around |
1.4595 |
0.07499 |
74 |
46 |
22 |
6 |
141 |
I was an atheist. |
1.4557 |
0.07811 |
79 |
52 |
18 |
9 |
142 |
I try to not let it get to my head. |
1.4557 |
0.07384 |
79 |
50 |
22 |
7 |
143 |
Why yes, I am from Texas. |
1.4545 |
0.07961 |
77 |
51 |
17 |
9 |
144 |
My halo is evidently excited to meet you. |
1.4533 |
0.07894 |
75 |
49 |
18 |
8 |
145 |
If this lasts more than four hours I have to go to the E.R. |
1.4533 |
0.07894 |
75 |
49 |
18 |
8 |
146 |
What can I say? I'm holier than thou. |
1.4533 |
0.07894 |
75 |
49 |
18 |
8 |
147 |
I'm too good for you. |
1.4521 |
0.08512 |
73 |
50 |
13 |
10 |
148 |
I died in a hula hoop accident. God thinks this is funny! |
1.4521 |
0.08512 |
73 |
50 |
13 |
10 |
149 |
I work out. |
1.4521 |
0.07813 |
73 |
47 |
19 |
7 |
150 |
The swelling's supposed to go down in a couple of days. |
1.4487 |
0.07218 |
78 |
49 |
23 |
6 |
151 |
Now that you mention it, yes, I AM holier than thou. |
1.4487 |
0.07218 |
78 |
49 |
23 |
6 |
152 |
As a matter a fact, I did die a virgin, why do you ask? |
1.4487 |
0.07446 |
78 |
50 |
21 |
7 |
153 |
Believe you me, I'm no saint, but I do feel there's a lot hanging over my head. |
1.4487 |
0.08292 |
78 |
54 |
13 |
11 |
154 |
I had enough points for an upgrade. |
1.4487 |
0.07218 |
78 |
49 |
23 |
6 |
155 |
You have no idea how much pressure it puts on me. |
1.4478 |
0.08314 |
67 |
44 |
16 |
7 |
156 |
The extra large comes with a heavy conscious |
1.4474 |
0.07350 |
76 |
48 |
22 |
6 |
157 |
I'm from Texas, you know. |
1.4474 |
0.07585 |
76 |
49 |
20 |
7 |
158 |
It's a rental. |
1.4474 |
0.06595 |
76 |
45 |
28 |
3 |
159 |
I died at Costco. |
1.4459 |
0.07966 |
74 |
49 |
17 |
8 |
160 |
I've lost a lot of weight since I got here. |
1.4459 |
0.08196 |
74 |
50 |
15 |
9 |
161 |
I'm a bit concerned. It's been that way longer than four hours. |
1.4459 |
0.07966 |
74 |
49 |
17 |
8 |
162 |
It lasted more than four hours. Do you think I should call a doctor? |
1.4459 |
0.09054 |
74 |
54 |
7 |
13 |
163 |
That's what I get for ordering online. |
1.4416 |
0.07732 |
77 |
51 |
18 |
8 |
164 |
I know. I had you at 'halo.' |
1.4416 |
0.07950 |
77 |
52 |
16 |
9 |
165 |
Simple: I'm just holier than thou. |
1.4416 |
0.08162 |
77 |
53 |
14 |
10 |
166 |
Regretfully, celibacy. |
1.4400 |
0.07411 |
75 |
48 |
21 |
6 |
167 |
I got the ring. She got everything else. |
1.4400 |
0.08327 |
75 |
52 |
13 |
10 |
168 |
Masters of Sainthood with a minor in compassion. |
1.4400 |
0.07650 |
75 |
49 |
19 |
7 |
169 |
I guess I'm just Holier than Thou... |
1.4400 |
0.07882 |
75 |
50 |
17 |
8 |
170 |
It's a hallehulahoop. |
1.4400 |
0.08107 |
75 |
51 |
15 |
9 |
171 |
Obviously, you had more fun down there than I did. |
1.4394 |
0.08116 |
66 |
43 |
17 |
6 |
172 |
My trouble is getting close to people. |
1.4384 |
0.07799 |
73 |
48 |
18 |
7 |
173 |
You get it when you reach Platinum Level. |
1.4384 |
0.07552 |
73 |
47 |
20 |
6 |
174 |
It's been over four hours, I better go call my doctor. |
1.4366 |
0.08447 |
71 |
49 |
13 |
9 |
175 |
I'm pretty blessed...you know...up there. |
1.4366 |
0.08682 |
71 |
50 |
11 |
10 |
176 |
Platinum Circle donor level. |
1.4359 |
0.07653 |
78 |
52 |
18 |
8 |
177 |
How did you know I was lying? |
1.4348 |
0.07856 |
69 |
45 |
18 |
6 |
178 |
Why yes, I am very happy to see you. How did you know? |
1.4342 |
0.07571 |
76 |
50 |
19 |
7 |
179 |
My wife thinks I'm having an afterlife crisis. |
1.4342 |
0.07799 |
76 |
51 |
17 |
8 |
180 |
Yeah, it's impressive. Until you have to go into a bathroom stall. |
1.4342 |
0.07335 |
76 |
49 |
21 |
6 |
181 |
How did you know I thought you were hot? |
1.4324 |
0.08622 |
74 |
53 |
10 |
11 |
182 |
I killed Trump. |
1.4324 |
0.08835 |
74 |
54 |
8 |
12 |
183 |
Your profile picture had a much bigger halo |
1.4324 |
0.07716 |
74 |
49 |
18 |
7 |
184 |
Costco. $3.99. |
1.4324 |
0.07472 |
74 |
48 |
20 |
6 |
185 |
It's the new iHalo7. |
1.4306 |
0.08351 |
72 |
50 |
13 |
9 |
186 |
It lasts for up to 4 hours. |
1.4306 |
0.08114 |
72 |
49 |
15 |
8 |
187 |
No, I don't think it makes you look fat. |
1.4286 |
0.08030 |
70 |
47 |
16 |
7 |
188 |
It was my mistake. I gave them my head diameter in millimeters. |
1.4286 |
0.07261 |
77 |
50 |
21 |
6 |
189 |
I always remembered to put the toilet seat down. |
1.4286 |
0.07215 |
70 |
44 |
22 |
4 |
190 |
Viagra seems to work differently here |
1.4267 |
0.07147 |
75 |
48 |
22 |
5 |
191 |
Mid after-life crisis? |
1.4267 |
0.08093 |
75 |
52 |
14 |
9 |
192 |
Even up here, it's Who you know. |
1.4267 |
0.06890 |
75 |
47 |
24 |
4 |
193 |
I'm humble now, but I used to have a really big head. |
1.4267 |
0.08093 |
75 |
52 |
14 |
9 |
194 |
It was this or my own Cherub. |
1.4265 |
0.07928 |
68 |
45 |
17 |
6 |
195 |
Let me just say I am very blessed. |
1.4247 |
0.08023 |
73 |
50 |
15 |
8 |
196 |
Why yes, as a matter of fact, I am from Texas. |
1.4247 |
0.07277 |
73 |
47 |
21 |
5 |
197 |
Oh, alright. It's a training halo. |
1.4247 |
0.07277 |
73 |
47 |
21 |
5 |
198 |
In hindsight, I wish I had more sex. |
1.4247 |
0.08257 |
73 |
51 |
13 |
9 |
199 |
I'm afraid it wouldn't work out. I'm holier than thou. |
1.4247 |
0.07783 |
73 |
49 |
17 |
7 |
200 |
I lost mine so God loaned me His. |
1.4225 |
0.08431 |
71 |
50 |
12 |
9 |
201 |
I'm sure you'll fit in my circle. |
1.4225 |
0.07681 |
71 |
47 |
18 |
6 |
202 |
Does it make me look holier than thou? |
1.4203 |
0.07559 |
69 |
45 |
19 |
5 |
203 |
So embarrassed - but it's not you - I woke up with this... |
1.4194 |
0.09068 |
62 |
44 |
10 |
8 |
204 |
You should see my harp. |
1.4189 |
0.07935 |
74 |
51 |
15 |
8 |
205 |
Up here size does matter. |
1.4189 |
0.08606 |
74 |
54 |
9 |
11 |
206 |
You're the real angel, mine's just a hula hoop |
1.4189 |
0.08165 |
74 |
52 |
13 |
9 |
207 |
Then autocorrect changed "halo" to "hula." You can guess the rest. |
1.4179 |
0.08278 |
67 |
46 |
14 |
7 |
208 |
I lost a lot of weight. |
1.4179 |
0.08278 |
67 |
46 |
14 |
7 |
209 |
I lived a perfect life, and I all I got was this lousy big halo. |
1.4167 |
0.07063 |
72 |
46 |
22 |
4 |
210 |
I'm to seek immediate divine intervention if it lasts more than four hours. . . . |
1.4167 |
0.07597 |
72 |
48 |
18 |
6 |
211 |
It means exactly what you think it means. |
1.4167 |
0.08333 |
72 |
51 |
12 |
9 |
212 |
I was canonized for inventing the hula hoop. |
1.4167 |
0.07850 |
72 |
49 |
16 |
7 |
213 |
I know it looks silly, but I get great cell phone reception. |
1.4154 |
0.07561 |
65 |
42 |
19 |
4 |
214 |
I was really, really good. |
1.4143 |
0.08264 |
70 |
49 |
13 |
8 |
215 |
I feel much more confident since my halo enhancement surgery. |
1.4143 |
0.08264 |
70 |
49 |
13 |
8 |
216 |
Can you tell I am happy to see you? |
1.4143 |
0.07747 |
70 |
47 |
17 |
6 |
217 |
If it lasts more than four hours I'm going to seek immediate medical attention |
1.4143 |
0.08010 |
70 |
48 |
15 |
7 |
218 |
If it stays like this another three hours I have to see a doctor. |
1.4118 |
0.08698 |
68 |
49 |
10 |
9 |
219 |
It's actually doing wonders for my core. |
1.4118 |
0.08442 |
68 |
48 |
12 |
8 |
220 |
I was endowed in Heaven as on Earth. |
1.4110 |
0.08004 |
73 |
51 |
14 |
8 |
221 |
I was much heavier then. |
1.4110 |
0.06989 |
73 |
47 |
22 |
4 |
222 |
I've been working out. |
1.4110 |
0.06711 |
73 |
46 |
24 |
3 |
223 |
Yes, I did pray extra for it |
1.4110 |
0.06989 |
73 |
47 |
22 |
4 |
224 |
I taught fourth grade for thirty years and never raised my voice. |
1.4091 |
0.08356 |
66 |
46 |
13 |
7 |
225 |
. . . eighty pounds on The Biggest Loser, but it killed me. |
1.4091 |
0.08631 |
66 |
47 |
11 |
8 |
226 |
Yes, I was responsible for ending Trump's campaign. |
1.4091 |
0.09155 |
66 |
49 |
7 |
10 |
227 |
It's true, but please don't refer to me as "St Peter." |
1.4091 |
0.08072 |
66 |
45 |
15 |
6 |
228 |
Angel of the Month is OK, I guess, but doorways are a real problem. |
1.4091 |
0.07472 |
66 |
43 |
19 |
4 |
229 |
Oh, how I wish that rumor were true. |
1.4091 |
0.07778 |
66 |
44 |
17 |
5 |
230 |
I've been dead a long time. |
1.4085 |
0.07917 |
71 |
49 |
15 |
7 |
231 |
I guess I'm happy to see you. |
1.4085 |
0.07114 |
71 |
46 |
21 |
4 |
232 |
I've seen bigger. |
1.4085 |
0.08168 |
71 |
50 |
13 |
8 |
233 |
I've lost 400 pounds. |
1.4085 |
0.07917 |
71 |
49 |
15 |
7 |
234 |
I slipped Jesus a fifty. |
1.4085 |
0.08168 |
71 |
50 |
13 |
8 |
235 |
Well, I guess we know who's 'holier than thou'! |
1.4062 |
0.08545 |
64 |
45 |
12 |
7 |
236 |
Well actually, I really am holier than thou. |
1.4062 |
0.07624 |
64 |
42 |
18 |
4 |
237 |
I called my mother every day. |
1.4062 |
0.07624 |
64 |
42 |
18 |
4 |
238 |
I've always been an over achiever. |
1.4051 |
0.07541 |
79 |
55 |
16 |
8 |
239 |
I died in a Costco...in Texas. |
1.4032 |
0.08744 |
62 |
44 |
11 |
7 |
240 |
Yeah, they're sending me back to Purgatory to work off the rest of my ego. |
1.4030 |
0.08253 |
67 |
47 |
13 |
7 |
241 |
Sure, you had more fun, but I get to be sanctimonious for eternity. |
1.4030 |
0.07686 |
67 |
45 |
17 |
5 |
242 |
I wasn't expecting to see you up here. |
1.4030 |
0.07385 |
67 |
44 |
19 |
4 |
243 |
I can still hear her yelling, "It's been more than five hours. Call the doctor." |
1.4030 |
0.08784 |
67 |
49 |
9 |
9 |
244 |
All they had left was the extra-extra large. |
1.4030 |
0.07073 |
67 |
43 |
21 |
3 |
245 |
I never forgot anniversaries, always took the garbage out and consistently put toilet seats down. |
1.4030 |
0.08523 |
67 |
48 |
11 |
8 |
246 |
Thanks, but God only knows why. |
1.4028 |
0.08312 |
72 |
52 |
11 |
9 |
247 |
Actually, I got it on Amazon. |
1.4028 |
0.07573 |
72 |
49 |
17 |
6 |
248 |
Ah, but I am holier than thou. |
1.4028 |
0.07310 |
72 |
48 |
19 |
5 |
249 |
Do you think it gives me that 'holier-than-thou' look? |
1.4028 |
0.07310 |
72 |
48 |
19 |
5 |
250 |
I recently lost a lot of weight. |
1.4028 |
0.07310 |
72 |
48 |
19 |
5 |
251 |
Totally worth a joyless existence on earth. |
1.4028 |
0.08073 |
72 |
51 |
13 |
8 |
252 |
I think it's a guilt thing... I was run over by the Popemobile. |
1.4028 |
0.08544 |
72 |
53 |
9 |
10 |
253 |
It's called a Hula Halo. God's trying to appeal to a younger crowd. |
1.4028 |
0.08073 |
72 |
51 |
13 |
8 |
254 |
Actually, I used my miles to get the upgrade. |
1.4028 |
0.07310 |
72 |
48 |
19 |
5 |
255 |
Big halos are so New Testament. |
1.4000 |
0.07985 |
70 |
49 |
14 |
7 |
256 |
Not to brag, but, let's just say "world hunger" isn't a thing anymore. |
1.4000 |
0.08435 |
65 |
46 |
12 |
7 |
257 |
I worked in a pizzeria |
1.4000 |
0.07985 |
70 |
49 |
14 |
7 |
258 |
Ok, ok. So I am a little excited to see you. How did you know? |
1.4000 |
0.08435 |
65 |
46 |
12 |
7 |
259 |
I can't begin to tell how how much this new router has helped my signal strength |
1.4000 |
0.08145 |
65 |
45 |
14 |
6 |
260 |
I've waited for a woman like you all my after life. |
1.4000 |
0.07166 |
70 |
46 |
20 |
4 |
261 |
I'll make heaven great again! |
1.4000 |
0.08987 |
65 |
48 |
8 |
9 |
262 |
I'm going to make Heaven great again. |
1.4000 |
0.07722 |
70 |
48 |
16 |
6 |
263 |
I used to make pizzas |
1.3973 |
0.08216 |
73 |
53 |
11 |
9 |
264 |
I'd like you to come and join my inner circle. |
1.3971 |
0.08674 |
68 |
50 |
9 |
9 |
265 |
I worked for Wham-o. And you? |
1.3971 |
0.07595 |
68 |
46 |
17 |
5 |
266 |
I really am that good. |
1.3971 |
0.08152 |
68 |
48 |
13 |
7 |
267 |
I am backed by a particularly large angel investor. |
1.3971 |
0.08417 |
68 |
49 |
11 |
8 |
268 |
"Would you like to touch it? |
1.3971 |
0.08152 |
68 |
48 |
13 |
7 |
269 |
I thought they said 'Would you like a big HELLO when you get there?'. |
1.3971 |
0.08152 |
68 |
48 |
13 |
7 |
270 |
...probably because our Father always liked me best |
1.3971 |
0.08674 |
68 |
50 |
9 |
9 |
271 |
Remember when you told me I'd never amount to anything? |
1.3971 |
0.07878 |
68 |
47 |
15 |
6 |
272 |
A bit much, huh? It's for that six-month stint your mother stayed with us. |
1.3971 |
0.07595 |
68 |
46 |
17 |
5 |
273 |
My mother picked it out for me. |
1.3971 |
0.07878 |
68 |
47 |
15 |
6 |
274 |
I guess I'm just glad to see you. |
1.3968 |
0.09203 |
63 |
47 |
7 |
9 |
275 |
You wouldn’t believe the hoops I had to go through to get here. |
1.3968 |
0.08326 |
63 |
44 |
13 |
6 |
276 |
You won't believe the hoops I had to go through for this... |
1.3966 |
0.08135 |
58 |
39 |
15 |
4 |
277 |
I was a very good tipper. |
1.3944 |
0.07086 |
71 |
47 |
20 |
4 |
278 |
Insecure? Why do you ask? |
1.3944 |
0.07365 |
71 |
48 |
18 |
5 |
279 |
Nice, right? Turns out mine was the deciding vote that defeated Donald Trump back in 2016. |
1.3944 |
0.08623 |
71 |
53 |
8 |
10 |
280 |
It's been like this for over four hours. Do you think I should consult my doctor? |
1.3939 |
0.08044 |
66 |
46 |
14 |
6 |
281 |
It's for putting the seat down. |
1.3939 |
0.07749 |
66 |
45 |
16 |
5 |
282 |
You're right, I'm holier than thou! |
1.3939 |
0.08604 |
66 |
48 |
10 |
8 |
283 |
When I ordered, I thought for sure Heaven was metric. |
1.3939 |
0.07749 |
66 |
45 |
16 |
5 |
284 |
Glad you asked. I'm gay, vegan and voted for Bernie. |
1.3939 |
0.07749 |
66 |
45 |
16 |
5 |
285 |
See, up here, when a guy is turned on by a girl, it works a little differently. |
1.3939 |
0.08604 |
66 |
48 |
10 |
8 |
286 |
Yes as a matter of fact I am holier than thou. |
1.3939 |
0.08329 |
66 |
47 |
12 |
7 |
287 |
I'm guessing you're from Venus? I'm from Saturn |
1.3939 |
0.08604 |
66 |
48 |
10 |
8 |
288 |
Yes, I am from Texas! Was it the accent? |
1.3934 |
0.08191 |
61 |
42 |
14 |
5 |
289 |
We've recently developed a plan to reduce the gender halo gap gradually over the next five centuries. |
1.3913 |
0.07785 |
69 |
48 |
15 |
6 |
290 |
I had to jump through mine a number of times just to get in here! |
1.3913 |
0.07785 |
69 |
48 |
15 |
6 |
291 |
I supported Bernie Sanders. |
1.3913 |
0.08054 |
69 |
49 |
13 |
7 |
292 |
I'm sorry if I seem holier than thou, but actually I am. |
1.3906 |
0.08515 |
64 |
46 |
11 |
7 |
293 |
Yes, it's true what they say about guys with big halos. |
1.3906 |
0.08515 |
64 |
46 |
11 |
7 |
294 |
They never discovered my sins during audits. |
1.3881 |
0.07353 |
67 |
45 |
18 |
4 |
295 |
Not to blow my own trumpet, but I call my Mom every Sunday. |
1.3881 |
0.07353 |
67 |
45 |
18 |
4 |
296 |
If it lasts over four hours, I have to see St. Peter. |
1.3881 |
0.08224 |
67 |
48 |
12 |
7 |
297 |
It's just for being a white male. |
1.3881 |
0.07655 |
67 |
46 |
16 |
5 |
298 |
I got an upgrade based on my frequent prayer miles |
1.3881 |
0.07945 |
67 |
47 |
14 |
6 |
299 |
I'm getting worried. It's been like that for more than four hours. |
1.3881 |
0.07945 |
67 |
47 |
14 |
6 |
300 |
I had you at ha-lo, right? |
1.3881 |
0.07655 |
67 |
46 |
16 |
5 |
301 |
'It's because I phoned my mother every day.' |
1.3881 |
0.07353 |
67 |
45 |
18 |
4 |
302 |
I put the lid down. |
1.3881 |
0.07945 |
67 |
47 |
14 |
6 |
303 |
I know it's big, you don't have to stare. |
1.3881 |
0.08224 |
67 |
48 |
12 |
7 |
304 |
It's crazy! When they said the double reward points never expire, they were right! |
1.3857 |
0.07958 |
70 |
50 |
13 |
7 |
305 |
Let's talk endlessly about your feelings and my inadequacies. |
1.3857 |
0.07419 |
70 |
48 |
17 |
5 |
306 |
After all, you were just a rib. |
1.3857 |
0.08214 |
70 |
51 |
11 |
8 |
307 |
I get a lot of likes. |
1.3857 |
0.07419 |
70 |
48 |
17 |
5 |
308 |
Not just thou -- everybody. |
1.3857 |
0.08703 |
70 |
53 |
7 |
10 |
309 |
I'm not taking it in until I'm sure I'll keep the weight off. |
1.3846 |
0.07498 |
65 |
44 |
17 |
4 |
310 |
Go big or go home. |
1.3846 |
0.07812 |
65 |
45 |
15 |
5 |
311 |
I got it during a mid-afterlife crisis. |
1.3846 |
0.07498 |
65 |
44 |
17 |
4 |
312 |
It came with the 'holier than thou'package! |
1.3846 |
0.08405 |
65 |
47 |
11 |
7 |
313 |
It turns out being 'holier than thou' is a real thing. |
1.3846 |
0.07812 |
65 |
45 |
15 |
5 |
314 |
Back on Earth, I invented the Hula Hoop. |
1.3846 |
0.07812 |
65 |
45 |
15 |
5 |
315 |
I got this for being an honest politician. Of course I never won an election. |
1.3846 |
0.08405 |
65 |
47 |
11 |
7 |
316 |
Heavenlywear@Narcissus.com, why? |
1.3846 |
0.08405 |
65 |
47 |
11 |
7 |
317 |
Come here ad infinitum? |
1.3846 |
0.08405 |
65 |
47 |
11 |
7 |
318 |
Once I resisted the temptation to leave a comment. |
1.3846 |
0.07170 |
65 |
43 |
19 |
3 |
319 |
I'm just that good. |
1.3846 |
0.08113 |
65 |
46 |
13 |
6 |
320 |
I do indeed find you quite attractive. What tipped you off? |
1.3824 |
0.08123 |
68 |
49 |
12 |
7 |
321 |
Yes, I am happy to see you, but the size of my halo has nothing to do with that. |
1.3824 |
0.07848 |
68 |
48 |
14 |
6 |
322 |
Sorry, this happens when I like someone. |
1.3824 |
0.07563 |
68 |
47 |
16 |
5 |
323 |
I listened to a woman--like, really listened--and didn't try to sleep with her. |
1.3824 |
0.08123 |
68 |
49 |
12 |
7 |
324 |
What can I say, I died a virgin. |
1.3810 |
0.07977 |
63 |
44 |
14 |
5 |
325 |
Let's just say I'm blessed. |
1.3810 |
0.07977 |
63 |
44 |
14 |
5 |
326 |
Mine's in the shop, but they gave me this hula hoop as a loaner. |
1.3810 |
0.07977 |
63 |
44 |
14 |
5 |
327 |
I call it a halo hoop. |
1.3810 |
0.07650 |
63 |
43 |
16 |
4 |
328 |
This is why I don't like online shopping. |
1.3793 |
0.09471 |
58 |
44 |
6 |
8 |
329 |
The funny thing is, I was a Buddhist! |
1.3788 |
0.08011 |
66 |
47 |
13 |
6 |
330 |
Why, yes--I AM holier than thou. |
1.3788 |
0.08011 |
66 |
47 |
13 |
6 |
331 |
If this lasts longer than 4 hours, we should call someone. |
1.3788 |
0.07714 |
66 |
46 |
15 |
5 |
332 |
So, you're a conservative. |
1.3788 |
0.07406 |
66 |
45 |
17 |
4 |
333 |
And a big 'Halo' to you to Miss. |
1.3788 |
0.07714 |
66 |
46 |
15 |
5 |
334 |
I was shopping at Costco during the Rapture. |
1.3788 |
0.08297 |
66 |
48 |
11 |
7 |
335 |
Say the word and I will jump through it. |
1.3788 |
0.08297 |
66 |
48 |
11 |
7 |
336 |
I failed to seek medical attention after four hours. |
1.3788 |
0.08297 |
66 |
48 |
11 |
7 |
337 |
*Sigh* Well what do you expect when you're wearing your wings like that? |
1.3788 |
0.08297 |
66 |
48 |
11 |
7 |
338 |
You haven't upgraded to the Halo 6 Plus yet? |
1.3788 |
0.08011 |
66 |
47 |
13 |
6 |
339 |
Actually I was thinking about Pizza. |
1.3788 |
0.07714 |
66 |
46 |
15 |
5 |
340 |
I had to jump through a lot of hoops to get here. |
1.3788 |
0.07406 |
66 |
45 |
17 |
4 |
341 |
Yep, I'm a virgin. |
1.3788 |
0.08573 |
66 |
49 |
9 |
8 |
342 |
Unfortunately size no longer matters. |
1.3788 |
0.08297 |
66 |
48 |
11 |
7 |
343 |
Does my halo make me look fat? |
1.3788 |
0.07714 |
66 |
46 |
15 |
5 |
344 |
Even up here, the gender pay gap is real |
1.3788 |
0.08573 |
66 |
49 |
9 |
8 |
345 |
Remember me? I was your first husband! |
1.3788 |
0.08573 |
66 |
49 |
9 |
8 |
346 |
I gave to PBS. |
1.3788 |
0.08011 |
66 |
47 |
13 |
6 |
347 |
It's not what you're thinking - I have a big heart. |
1.3788 |
0.07084 |
66 |
44 |
19 |
3 |
348 |
I rescued puppies. |
1.3770 |
0.07811 |
61 |
42 |
15 |
4 |
349 |
Hmmm. I do the same amount of work and he still gets a bigger halo. |
1.3768 |
0.08023 |
69 |
50 |
12 |
7 |
350 |
Women are from Venus, men are from Saturn. |
1.3750 |
0.08183 |
64 |
46 |
12 |
6 |
351 |
Its not an act. I really am holier than thou. |
1.3750 |
0.08183 |
64 |
46 |
12 |
6 |
352 |
Not only is it huge, I made the folks down in hell pay for it! |
1.3750 |
0.08183 |
64 |
46 |
12 |
6 |
353 |
I never lied online |
1.3750 |
0.08183 |
64 |
46 |
12 |
6 |
354 |
My halo's not ready yet so they lent me a hula hoop. |
1.3750 |
0.08768 |
64 |
48 |
8 |
8 |
355 |
is that a hula hoop on your head or are you just happy to see me? |
1.3750 |
0.08183 |
64 |
46 |
12 |
6 |
356 |
I never once stepped on a crack. |
1.3750 |
0.07217 |
64 |
43 |
18 |
3 |
357 |
Yes, it is a bit showy but the reception is to die for. |
1.3750 |
0.08183 |
64 |
46 |
12 |
6 |
358 |
Too over the top, huh? |
1.3750 |
0.07874 |
64 |
45 |
14 |
5 |
359 |
What about coming back to my cloud and finding out for yourself? |
1.3750 |
0.08183 |
64 |
46 |
12 |
6 |
360 |
Oh, that?" "That's the last hoop I had to jump through to finally get in here. |
1.3750 |
0.07874 |
64 |
45 |
14 |
5 |
361 |
I always left the toilet seat down. |
1.3731 |
0.07317 |
67 |
46 |
17 |
4 |
362 |
Aaargh! How embarrassing. It'll be back to normal in a bit. |
1.3731 |
0.08191 |
67 |
49 |
11 |
7 |
363 |
... and that's when I quit taking steroids. |
1.3731 |
0.07911 |
67 |
48 |
13 |
6 |
364 |
I have a lot of Likes. |
1.3731 |
0.07001 |
67 |
45 |
19 |
3 |
365 |
I got it at Costco. |
1.3731 |
0.07619 |
67 |
47 |
15 |
5 |
366 |
Don't be too impressed. He grades men on the curve. |
1.3731 |
0.07911 |
67 |
48 |
13 |
6 |
367 |
Exactly what you think it means. |
1.3731 |
0.08191 |
67 |
49 |
11 |
7 |
368 |
Why, yes, as a matter of fact, I AM holier than thou. |
1.3731 |
0.08191 |
67 |
49 |
11 |
7 |
369 |
No. I’m just incredibly happy to see you. |
1.3731 |
0.07001 |
67 |
45 |
19 |
3 |
370 |
Told you I was the better half. |
1.3731 |
0.08191 |
67 |
49 |
11 |
7 |
371 |
Sorry, this is Judeo-Christian Biblical Heaven, so you will be doing most of the work and receiving a fraction of the credit and pay... |
1.3731 |
0.08463 |
67 |
50 |
9 |
8 |
372 |
Equal halos!? Where do you think you are... Utopia? |
1.3731 |
0.08463 |
67 |
50 |
9 |
8 |
373 |
It comes with unlimited text, talk and data. |
1.3731 |
0.07619 |
67 |
47 |
15 |
5 |
374 |
It's my way of making Heaven great again. |
1.3710 |
0.07708 |
62 |
43 |
15 |
4 |
375 |
And my golden chalice comes with unlimited refills. |
1.3710 |
0.08676 |
62 |
46 |
9 |
7 |
376 |
They said if the condition lasts for more than 24 hours to consult my physician. |
1.3710 |
0.07708 |
62 |
43 |
15 |
4 |
377 |
They let me upgrade in Atlanta. |
1.3710 |
0.08043 |
62 |
44 |
13 |
5 |
378 |
Believe me, if I had met you, this would be a much smaller halo. |
1.3692 |
0.08652 |
65 |
49 |
8 |
8 |
379 |
You can't be afraid to negotiate. |
1.3692 |
0.07128 |
65 |
44 |
18 |
3 |
380 |
Yes, I may have exaggerated the truth a little. |
1.3692 |
0.07458 |
65 |
45 |
16 |
4 |
381 |
I got this for inventing kale chips. |
1.3692 |
0.07458 |
65 |
45 |
16 |
4 |
382 |
Exactly what makes you say I have a " holier than thou" attitude? |
1.3692 |
0.07458 |
65 |
45 |
16 |
4 |
383 |
Who do I call for holiness lasting longer than 4 hours? |
1.3692 |
0.07128 |
65 |
44 |
18 |
3 |
384 |
So.....just how naughty were you? |
1.3692 |
0.07458 |
65 |
45 |
16 |
4 |
385 |
Nope, never even removed a mattress tag. |
1.3692 |
0.07458 |
65 |
45 |
16 |
4 |
386 |
If you think this is bad, you should see Gandhi's. |
1.3676 |
0.08356 |
68 |
51 |
9 |
8 |
387 |
I miss lust. |
1.3676 |
0.08089 |
68 |
50 |
11 |
7 |
388 |
You know what they say...'big hands, big halo' |
1.3676 |
0.08089 |
68 |
50 |
11 |
7 |
389 |
Miracle-Gro. |
1.3676 |
0.08089 |
68 |
50 |
11 |
7 |
390 |
It only happens when I get excited |
1.3676 |
0.07813 |
68 |
49 |
13 |
6 |
391 |
You thought it would be different here? |
1.3676 |
0.07526 |
68 |
48 |
15 |
5 |
392 |
Gender equality hasn't come this far yet. |
1.3676 |
0.07526 |
68 |
48 |
15 |
5 |
393 |
When I was good, I was very, very good. |
1.3676 |
0.07229 |
68 |
47 |
17 |
4 |
394 |
Seriously, is He playing ring-toss, again? |
1.3651 |
0.07937 |
63 |
45 |
13 |
5 |
395 |
I'm very very good. |
1.3651 |
0.08852 |
63 |
48 |
7 |
8 |
396 |
You should see my wingspan. |
1.3651 |
0.07607 |
63 |
44 |
15 |
4 |
397 |
I met my target weight, but I still have all this excess halo. |
1.3651 |
0.07937 |
63 |
45 |
13 |
5 |
398 |
Right before I died, I doubled my contribution to PBS. |
1.3636 |
0.07675 |
66 |
47 |
14 |
5 |
399 |
What patriarchy? |
1.3636 |
0.07973 |
66 |
48 |
12 |
6 |
400 |
I'm from Texas. Its a ten gallon halo. |
1.3636 |
0.07365 |
66 |
46 |
16 |
4 |
401 |
That's OK, your's is brighter. |
1.3636 |
0.07675 |
66 |
47 |
14 |
5 |
402 |
I bought mine at Costco. |
1.3636 |
0.07675 |
66 |
47 |
14 |
5 |
403 |
This is nothing. You should see God's. |
1.3636 |
0.07042 |
66 |
45 |
18 |
3 |
404 |
Does this mean we aren't a match made in heaven? |
1.3636 |
0.07042 |
66 |
45 |
18 |
3 |
405 |
I can't overstate the importance of starting early. A few good deeds when you are young, then through the magic of compound interest... |
1.3636 |
0.07042 |
66 |
45 |
18 |
3 |
406 |
I'm really not that good. I think it's a hole in the ozone layer. |
1.3636 |
0.07675 |
66 |
47 |
14 |
5 |
407 |
I'm not acting holier-than-thou. I am. |
1.3636 |
0.08260 |
66 |
49 |
10 |
7 |
408 |
I had to overcompensate when I was alive too |
1.3636 |
0.07973 |
66 |
48 |
12 |
6 |
409 |
Makes it Hell to walk through a doorway. |
1.3636 |
0.07973 |
66 |
48 |
12 |
6 |
410 |
I guess I can't use heaven must be missing an angel anymore so I'll just say hi, I'm Doug. |
1.3636 |
0.07973 |
66 |
48 |
12 |
6 |
411 |
I always used my turn signal. |
1.3636 |
0.07973 |
66 |
48 |
12 |
6 |
412 |
They tell me I'm too good to be true. |
1.3636 |
0.07042 |
66 |
45 |
18 |
3 |
413 |
I'm the one who never watched porn. |
1.3636 |
0.07365 |
66 |
46 |
16 |
4 |
414 |
Honestly, it wasn’t all worth it. |
1.3636 |
0.07042 |
66 |
45 |
18 |
3 |
415 |
I can read all I like in bed but I can't sleep a wink. |
1.3636 |
0.07973 |
66 |
48 |
12 |
6 |
416 |
Essentially I'm holier than thou. |
1.3607 |
0.08109 |
61 |
44 |
12 |
5 |
417 |
It feels a little mid-afterlife crisis, huh? |
1.3607 |
0.08109 |
61 |
44 |
12 |
5 |
418 |
I'm a vegan. |
1.3607 |
0.08757 |
61 |
46 |
8 |
7 |
419 |
I got a very high score on the entrance exam. |
1.3607 |
0.08109 |
61 |
44 |
12 |
5 |
420 |
No, I am not compensating for anything! |
1.3607 |
0.08757 |
61 |
46 |
8 |
7 |
421 |
I would sin for you. |
1.3607 |
0.07404 |
61 |
42 |
16 |
3 |
422 |
I invented post-its. |
1.3607 |
0.07404 |
61 |
42 |
16 |
3 |
423 |
It's rude to stare, you know. |
1.3607 |
0.07404 |
61 |
42 |
16 |
3 |
424 |
Oh like you've never lied on your dating profile. |
1.3607 |
0.08757 |
61 |
46 |
8 |
7 |
425 |
I'm told my only sin was sanctimony. |
1.3594 |
0.07832 |
64 |
46 |
13 |
5 |
426 |
Why do you want to see my hands? |
1.3594 |
0.08731 |
64 |
49 |
7 |
8 |
427 |
What 'holier than thou' attitude? |
1.3594 |
0.08143 |
64 |
47 |
11 |
6 |
428 |
Tragic hula-hooping accident. You? |
1.3594 |
0.07171 |
64 |
44 |
17 |
3 |
429 |
...and then God said, "Why didn't I think of that?" |
1.3594 |
0.08143 |
64 |
47 |
11 |
6 |
430 |
Well haloooooooooo! |
1.3594 |
0.08442 |
64 |
48 |
9 |
7 |
431 |
Because God is a guy. |
1.3594 |
0.07171 |
64 |
44 |
17 |
3 |
432 |
Howdy, Ma'am. I'm from Texas. |
1.3594 |
0.07509 |
64 |
45 |
15 |
4 |
433 |
A mid-eternity crisis? |
1.3594 |
0.07171 |
64 |
44 |
17 |
3 |
434 |
Yes it means exactly what you're thinking. |
1.3594 |
0.08143 |
64 |
47 |
11 |
6 |
435 |
Um, actually, wing size is a better indicator. |
1.3594 |
0.09010 |
64 |
50 |
5 |
9 |
436 |
As a matter of fact, I am happy to to see you. |
1.3594 |
0.07832 |
64 |
46 |
13 |
5 |
437 |
Costco. Why, where did you get yours? |
1.3594 |
0.07509 |
64 |
45 |
15 |
4 |
438 |
Harvard. |
1.3594 |
0.08442 |
64 |
48 |
9 |
7 |
439 |
Did you wash your's? |
1.3594 |
0.08143 |
64 |
47 |
11 |
6 |
440 |
They call this one 'The Mandela.' |
1.3594 |
0.06816 |
64 |
43 |
19 |
2 |
441 |
Unbeknownst to Tom, while he was playing hard to get, his halo was giving him away. |
1.3594 |
0.08731 |
64 |
49 |
7 |
8 |
442 |
I really am holier than thou. |
1.3594 |
0.07509 |
64 |
45 |
15 |
4 |
443 |
You were right. I AM holier-than-thou. |
1.3594 |
0.08731 |
64 |
49 |
7 |
8 |
444 |
Aren't you glad we waited? |
1.3594 |
0.06816 |
64 |
43 |
19 |
2 |
445 |
For the last time, I'm not compensating for anything, Gloria. |
1.3594 |
0.08143 |
64 |
47 |
11 |
6 |
446 |
Yes, Viagra works here. Just differently. |
1.3594 |
0.07509 |
64 |
45 |
15 |
4 |
447 |
Now you decide that size doesn't matter? |
1.3594 |
0.08143 |
64 |
47 |
11 |
6 |
448 |
If it lasts more than four hours I have to go to the emergency cloud |
1.3582 |
0.07275 |
67 |
47 |
16 |
4 |
449 |
I don't know, I got to the pearly gates, said hi to Uncle Peter and here I am. |
1.3582 |
0.08154 |
67 |
50 |
10 |
7 |
450 |
It's one of the new halogens. |
1.3582 |
0.07275 |
67 |
47 |
16 |
4 |
451 |
Yes, it's natural. |
1.3582 |
0.06957 |
67 |
46 |
18 |
3 |
452 |
I invented gelato. |
1.3562 |
0.07395 |
73 |
53 |
14 |
6 |
453 |
...But how do you know I find you attractive? |
1.3548 |
0.07660 |
62 |
44 |
14 |
4 |
454 |
Yes it's true I have an inflated halo. |
1.3548 |
0.07998 |
62 |
45 |
12 |
5 |
455 |
Does this halo make me look holier than thou? |
1.3548 |
0.07660 |
62 |
44 |
14 |
4 |
456 |
I'm just as surprised as you--Goldman Sachs really does do God's work. |
1.3548 |
0.07660 |
62 |
44 |
14 |
4 |
457 |
You had me at Halo. |
1.3548 |
0.07660 |
62 |
44 |
14 |
4 |
458 |
Turns out He's cool with vanity |
1.3548 |
0.08322 |
62 |
46 |
10 |
6 |
459 |
The Seraphim got a deal at Costco. |
1.3548 |
0.07660 |
62 |
44 |
14 |
4 |
460 |
You were right. I wasn't much fun. |
1.3548 |
0.07660 |
62 |
44 |
14 |
4 |
461 |
Sexism doesn't end. Sorry. |
1.3548 |
0.06936 |
62 |
42 |
18 |
2 |
462 |
Turns out I AM holier than thou. |
1.3548 |
0.08322 |
62 |
46 |
10 |
6 |
463 |
Shhh, I stole it from Ghandi! |
1.3548 |
0.07307 |
62 |
43 |
16 |
3 |
464 |
For a buck, He supersized it. |
1.3548 |
0.07307 |
62 |
43 |
16 |
3 |
465 |
What do you mean, 'is that a cumulonimbus cloud or are you happy to see me?' |
1.3548 |
0.07998 |
62 |
45 |
12 |
5 |
466 |
What can I say? I'm Blessed. |
1.3548 |
0.07660 |
62 |
44 |
14 |
4 |
467 |
I’m literally holier than thou. |
1.3548 |
0.07998 |
62 |
45 |
12 |
5 |
468 |
You'll find that, up here, size really does matter. |
1.3548 |
0.08322 |
62 |
46 |
10 |
6 |
469 |
I guess my biggest accomplishment was the pop up ad blocker. |
1.3548 |
0.07660 |
62 |
44 |
14 |
4 |
470 |
You'll find size matters up here, too. |
1.3548 |
0.07307 |
62 |
43 |
16 |
3 |
471 |
Fifty years ago women didn't even have halos. |
1.3538 |
0.07082 |
65 |
45 |
17 |
3 |
472 |
What can I say? Father always liked me best. |
1.3538 |
0.08036 |
65 |
48 |
11 |
6 |
473 |
After four hours I'm supposed to call my doctor. |
1.3538 |
0.07731 |
65 |
47 |
13 |
5 |
474 |
Relax. I only borrowed this from Mother Theresa. |
1.3538 |
0.06734 |
65 |
44 |
19 |
2 |
475 |
To be honest, I'm kind of a big deal up here. |
1.3538 |
0.07082 |
65 |
45 |
17 |
3 |
476 |
Because I AM holier than thou. |
1.3538 |
0.07413 |
65 |
46 |
15 |
4 |
477 |
No, no, nothing like that, I'm just real happy to see you. |
1.3538 |
0.07413 |
65 |
46 |
15 |
4 |
478 |
Yeah, I'm from Texas. How'd you know? |
1.3538 |
0.07413 |
65 |
46 |
15 |
4 |
479 |
Isn't it obvious that I find you very attractive? |
1.3538 |
0.08329 |
65 |
49 |
9 |
7 |
480 |
I'm glad to see you too. |
1.3538 |
0.08036 |
65 |
48 |
11 |
6 |
481 |
Yes, ma'am. Patron saint of Texas. |
1.3538 |
0.07413 |
65 |
46 |
15 |
4 |
482 |
If I act holier than thou, it's because I AM holier than thou. |
1.3538 |
0.07731 |
65 |
47 |
13 |
5 |
483 |
They ran out of halos. They gave me a hula hoop. |
1.3538 |
0.07731 |
65 |
47 |
13 |
5 |
484 |
Well obviously it's not just my opinion... I AM 'holier than thou'! |
1.3538 |
0.07731 |
65 |
47 |
13 |
5 |
485 |
I was hoping you wouldn't notice. |
1.3538 |
0.08329 |
65 |
49 |
9 |
7 |
486 |
The 79% gender gap is pretty much the norm here, too. |
1.3538 |
0.07731 |
65 |
47 |
13 |
5 |
487 |
It's been more than four hours. Should I call a doctor? |
1.3538 |
0.07413 |
65 |
46 |
15 |
4 |
488 |
I saw Hamilton and didn't mention it to anyone. |
1.3538 |
0.08329 |
65 |
49 |
9 |
7 |
489 |
Yes dear, I'm sorry... you're right. |
1.3538 |
0.07731 |
65 |
47 |
13 |
5 |
490 |
Sorry, sometimes I get excited too easily |
1.3519 |
0.08830 |
54 |
40 |
9 |
5 |
491 |
It's just good to know all those years in Catholic School , weren't for nothing ! |
1.3492 |
0.07559 |
63 |
45 |
14 |
4 |
492 |
It gets bigger every time I see you. |
1.3492 |
0.07212 |
63 |
44 |
16 |
3 |
493 |
I didn't know being an alter boy would make such a difference. |
1.3492 |
0.08208 |
63 |
47 |
10 |
6 |
494 |
The doctor said it's benign. |
1.3492 |
0.07890 |
63 |
46 |
12 |
5 |
495 |
...which isn't to say that I'm NOT happy to see you |
1.3492 |
0.07559 |
63 |
45 |
14 |
4 |
496 |
Remember the salary differences you discovered at work? |
1.3492 |
0.08208 |
63 |
47 |
10 |
6 |
497 |
Yes, I'm afraid I am holier than thou. |
1.3492 |
0.07890 |
63 |
46 |
12 |
5 |
498 |
Help! It's been like this for over 4 hours! |
1.3492 |
0.08515 |
63 |
48 |
8 |
7 |
499 |
Yeah, but I still miss my Ferrari. |
1.3492 |
0.08208 |
63 |
47 |
10 |
6 |
500 |
People told me I was "holier-than-thou" my whole life. I was just too modest to believe it. |
1.3492 |
0.08208 |
63 |
47 |
10 |
6 |
501 |
Sure the reception's slightly better, but I wish I thought twice before springing for the latest upgrade. |
1.3492 |
0.07559 |
63 |
45 |
14 |
4 |
502 |
I was the billionth entrant at the pearly gates so they supersized it for free. |
1.3492 |
0.08208 |
63 |
47 |
10 |
6 |
503 |
Well, you always told me that size mattered. |
1.3492 |
0.08208 |
63 |
47 |
10 |
6 |
504 |
Halooo.....where have YOU been all my afterlife? |
1.3492 |
0.08208 |
63 |
47 |
10 |
6 |
505 |
It's like being back in high school. I have no control over it. |
1.3492 |
0.07559 |
63 |
45 |
14 |
4 |
506 |
I got it when 'It's A Wonderful Life' grossed one billion. |
1.3485 |
0.07631 |
66 |
48 |
13 |
5 |
507 |
I had a Groupon. |
1.3485 |
0.07631 |
66 |
48 |
13 |
5 |
508 |
I'd say the upgraded halo package was worth it |
1.3448 |
0.08360 |
58 |
43 |
10 |
5 |
509 |
Don't let this fool you, I am quite the bad boy. |
1.3448 |
0.08714 |
58 |
44 |
8 |
6 |
510 |
I got it from Trump University. It's huge. |
1.3448 |
0.09054 |
58 |
45 |
6 |
7 |
511 |
You forget all those summers spent at your mother's. |
1.3443 |
0.08391 |
61 |
46 |
9 |
6 |
512 |
Whoever said you can't take it with you clearly wasn't the Northwest hula hoop champion three years running. |
1.3443 |
0.07712 |
61 |
44 |
13 |
4 |
513 |
I used to change the diapers. |
1.3443 |
0.06968 |
61 |
42 |
17 |
2 |
514 |
Would you call God? It's been longer than four hours. |
1.3443 |
0.08059 |
61 |
45 |
11 |
5 |
515 |
I have lost weight. Thanks for noticing! |
1.3438 |
0.07785 |
64 |
47 |
12 |
5 |
516 |
That's right, darlin'. You have died and gone to heaven...! |
1.3438 |
0.07785 |
64 |
47 |
12 |
5 |
517 |
Yes, as a matter of fact, I am a virgin. How about you? |
1.3438 |
0.08398 |
64 |
49 |
8 |
7 |
518 |
My good deeds just vested. |
1.3438 |
0.06762 |
64 |
44 |
18 |
2 |
519 |
My biggest sin was vanity... go figure! |
1.3438 |
0.06762 |
64 |
44 |
18 |
2 |
520 |
The last thing I remember is wearing a sombrero. |
1.3438 |
0.07785 |
64 |
47 |
12 |
5 |
521 |
Thanks, but if it lasts for four millennia, I need to see a doctor. |
1.3438 |
0.07785 |
64 |
47 |
12 |
5 |
522 |
I supported Bernie. Of course, I'm holier than thou. |
1.3438 |
0.07785 |
64 |
47 |
12 |
5 |
523 |
Yeah, hula hoop accident. What about you? |
1.3438 |
0.07785 |
64 |
47 |
12 |
5 |
524 |
If it were just a vanity thing, I wouldn't be here |
1.3438 |
0.07120 |
64 |
45 |
16 |
3 |
525 |
What, you thought there would be equality in heaven? |
1.3438 |
0.07460 |
64 |
46 |
14 |
4 |
526 |
Well in all honesty, the guys at the gate called it a loop hole! |
1.3438 |
0.07785 |
64 |
47 |
12 |
5 |
527 |
It's all true. |
1.3438 |
0.08398 |
64 |
49 |
8 |
7 |
528 |
No, it is the pothole I fell through and ended up here. |
1.3438 |
0.07785 |
64 |
47 |
12 |
5 |
529 |
Every NPR contributor has one. |
1.3438 |
0.07785 |
64 |
47 |
12 |
5 |
530 |
Yes, I’ve been working out. |
1.3438 |
0.07120 |
64 |
45 |
16 |
3 |
531 |
Halo equality is still only a goal. |
1.3438 |
0.07120 |
64 |
45 |
16 |
3 |
532 |
I tipped the guy at the gate. |
1.3396 |
0.08495 |
53 |
39 |
10 |
4 |
533 |
It's a much better predictor than hand size. . . . |
1.3393 |
0.08169 |
56 |
41 |
11 |
4 |
534 |
Do you really think we have gender inequality up here? |
1.3390 |
0.07094 |
59 |
41 |
16 |
2 |
535 |
What do you think: unfunny, somewhat funny, or funny? |
1.3390 |
0.07494 |
59 |
42 |
14 |
3 |
536 |
No, it's just a Hula-Hoop. |
1.3390 |
0.08919 |
59 |
46 |
6 |
7 |
537 |
In my day I walked 128,234 little old ladies across the street, rescued 34,627 cats from trees, helped..... |
1.3390 |
0.07094 |
59 |
41 |
16 |
2 |
538 |
Never fails , my Halo gets huge when I meet a Victoria's Secret Angel. |
1.3387 |
0.08273 |
62 |
47 |
9 |
6 |
539 |
You heard wrong. God does play favorites |
1.3387 |
0.07947 |
62 |
46 |
11 |
5 |
540 |
My insurance guy said the extra coverage would be good in perpetuity. |
1.3387 |
0.07947 |
62 |
46 |
11 |
5 |
541 |
I was very good. |
1.3387 |
0.07947 |
62 |
46 |
11 |
5 |
542 |
It's actually not a halo...it's the hole in my ozone layer. |
1.3387 |
0.07947 |
62 |
46 |
11 |
5 |
543 |
I took the garbage out |
1.3387 |
0.07947 |
62 |
46 |
11 |
5 |
544 |
O.K.—I am just happy to see you. |
1.3387 |
0.07947 |
62 |
46 |
11 |
5 |
545 |
I'm His press secretary. |
1.3387 |
0.08273 |
62 |
47 |
9 |
6 |
546 |
It was a free upgrade down at Purgatory because my cloud hadn't been cleaned yet. |
1.3387 |
0.07607 |
62 |
45 |
13 |
4 |
547 |
We're still a whole generation behind on gender equality. |
1.3387 |
0.07251 |
62 |
44 |
15 |
3 |
548 |
I was told I had an eternity to grow into it. |
1.3387 |
0.06877 |
62 |
43 |
17 |
2 |
549 |
The key is negotiating on the way in. |
1.3387 |
0.07607 |
62 |
45 |
13 |
4 |
550 |
Have you seen the size of my hands? |
1.3387 |
0.07607 |
62 |
45 |
13 |
4 |
551 |
Good luck at ring toss, I'm off to hula hooping. |
1.3387 |
0.07251 |
62 |
44 |
15 |
3 |
552 |
How about we get together and try to make a bullseye? |
1.3387 |
0.07947 |
62 |
46 |
11 |
5 |
553 |
I can't help feeling holier than thou! |
1.3385 |
0.08285 |
65 |
50 |
8 |
7 |
554 |
Now, I don't mean to come off as holier than thou... |
1.3385 |
0.07989 |
65 |
49 |
10 |
6 |
555 |
Admit it; I had you at halo. |
1.3385 |
0.07029 |
65 |
46 |
16 |
3 |
556 |
I drove a Prius. |
1.3385 |
0.07363 |
65 |
47 |
14 |
4 |
557 |
I probably just attended more charity dinners than you. |
1.3333 |
0.06788 |
63 |
44 |
17 |
2 |
558 |
It's over my head. |
1.3333 |
0.07907 |
69 |
53 |
9 |
7 |
559 |
Is your halo always that big, or are you just happy to see me? |
1.3333 |
0.07931 |
54 |
39 |
12 |
3 |
560 |
Yeah, they come standard when you buy a Prius. |
1.3333 |
0.07390 |
60 |
43 |
14 |
3 |
561 |
I believe that they call it the Pinocchio halo. |
1.3333 |
0.08768 |
54 |
41 |
8 |
5 |
562 |
C'mon, there's room for both of us under mine. |
1.3333 |
0.06400 |
63 |
43 |
19 |
1 |
563 |
I’m confused. You’re my neighbor’s wife. I coveted you. Yet, here I am. |
1.3333 |
0.08159 |
63 |
48 |
9 |
6 |
564 |
It's fully loaded with zero percent financing until the Second Coming. |
1.3333 |
0.08159 |
63 |
48 |
9 |
6 |
565 |
You're waiting for the dick joke, aren't you? |
1.3333 |
0.08455 |
66 |
52 |
6 |
8 |
566 |
Not that I'm holier than thou, but... |
1.3333 |
0.07763 |
60 |
44 |
12 |
4 |
567 |
Let me say this just once, and then I'll shut up forever: brake is left and gas is right. |
1.3333 |
0.07505 |
63 |
46 |
13 |
4 |
568 |
It's not the circumference that counts. |
1.3333 |
0.07505 |
63 |
46 |
13 |
4 |
569 |
They told me it was specially made for Trump's ego, but apparently he won't be getting to use it |
1.3333 |
0.08427 |
57 |
43 |
9 |
5 |
570 |
I think everyone's pretty surprised. |
1.3333 |
0.07226 |
57 |
40 |
15 |
2 |
571 |
Yeah, I did a few rescues. Some pro bono work. How about you? |
1.3333 |
0.07390 |
60 |
43 |
14 |
3 |
572 |
Well, I'm happy to see you |
1.3333 |
0.07763 |
60 |
44 |
12 |
4 |
573 |
I only eat free-range Manna. |
1.3333 |
0.08427 |
57 |
43 |
9 |
5 |
574 |
Actually I am hollier than thou |
1.3333 |
0.08119 |
60 |
45 |
10 |
5 |
575 |
'I had you at 'halo'" |
1.3333 |
0.08427 |
57 |
43 |
9 |
5 |
576 |
I wanted to do something big for our date tonight. |
1.3333 |
0.07390 |
60 |
43 |
14 |
3 |
577 |
This is why you shouldn't just buy a halo off the rack. |
1.3281 |
0.07062 |
64 |
46 |
15 |
3 |
578 |
I don't know what to say, I thought this was going to be a Playboy cartoon. |
1.3281 |
0.08047 |
64 |
49 |
9 |
6 |
579 |
It grows in the presence of celestial bodies. |
1.3281 |
0.07733 |
64 |
48 |
11 |
5 |
580 |
No, it doesn't make you look fat. |
1.3279 |
0.07654 |
61 |
45 |
12 |
4 |
581 |
I was a Bernie Sanders supporter. |
1.3279 |
0.07288 |
61 |
44 |
14 |
3 |
582 |
But, of course, I'm holier than thou. |
1.3279 |
0.07654 |
61 |
45 |
12 |
4 |
583 |
Trouble is, I AM holier than thou. |
1.3279 |
0.08003 |
61 |
46 |
10 |
5 |
584 |
You're not fooling anyone with that hula hoop. |
1.3279 |
0.08003 |
61 |
46 |
10 |
5 |
585 |
I had a ton of points left on my card. |
1.3279 |
0.07654 |
61 |
45 |
12 |
4 |
586 |
I know halos. I have the best halos. The halos love me. |
1.3279 |
0.08003 |
61 |
46 |
10 |
5 |
587 |
We are equal, but I'm more equal. |
1.3279 |
0.07654 |
61 |
45 |
12 |
4 |
588 |
I can't believe we got away with it. |
1.3279 |
0.08659 |
61 |
48 |
6 |
7 |
589 |
It's nothing special; just a bigger hole in the ozone layer. |
1.3279 |
0.08003 |
61 |
46 |
10 |
5 |
590 |
You may be prettier, but I'm holier than thou. |
1.3279 |
0.07288 |
61 |
44 |
14 |
3 |
591 |
Sure, I did a couple good deeds, but let's talk about you. |
1.3279 |
0.07288 |
61 |
44 |
14 |
3 |
592 |
I'm not wearing pants. |
1.3279 |
0.08338 |
61 |
47 |
8 |
6 |
593 |
Some say its because I made more money than god. |
1.3279 |
0.07654 |
61 |
45 |
12 |
4 |
594 |
I still couldn't live up to my parents' expectations and now this. |
1.3279 |
0.08003 |
61 |
46 |
10 |
5 |
595 |
Holier than thou? Why, yes I am. |
1.3279 |
0.08338 |
61 |
47 |
8 |
6 |
596 |
Yep, I did get it at Costco. |
1.3279 |
0.08338 |
61 |
47 |
8 |
6 |
597 |
This size came with the wings and a bag of chips. |
1.3276 |
0.08300 |
58 |
44 |
9 |
5 |
598 |
Apparently size matters up here too. |
1.3276 |
0.08657 |
58 |
45 |
7 |
6 |
599 |
Something tells me this is better than meeting online. |
1.3276 |
0.08300 |
58 |
44 |
9 |
5 |
600 |
Am I detecting a touch of halo envy? |
1.3276 |
0.07123 |
58 |
41 |
15 |
2 |
601 |
I know, and the robe is too big too! |
1.3276 |
0.06685 |
58 |
40 |
17 |
1 |
602 |
I died with the most toys. |
1.3276 |
0.07536 |
58 |
42 |
13 |
3 |
603 |
Be honest, do you think it's too much? |
1.3276 |
0.07123 |
58 |
41 |
15 |
2 |
604 |
I'm a Republican but I voted for Hillary. |
1.3276 |
0.07927 |
58 |
43 |
11 |
4 |
605 |
My halo is large because I'm happy to see you. |
1.3276 |
0.08300 |
58 |
44 |
9 |
5 |
606 |
I'm really, really good, if you know what I mean. |
1.3276 |
0.07536 |
58 |
42 |
13 |
3 |
607 |
Holiness? No, they measure sales. |
1.3276 |
0.08300 |
58 |
44 |
9 |
5 |
608 |
Me? I died saving a puppy. |
1.3276 |
0.07927 |
58 |
43 |
11 |
4 |
609 |
I never watched Fox News. |
1.3276 |
0.07536 |
58 |
42 |
13 |
3 |
610 |
Going through doors can be tough, but it's worth it. |
1.3276 |
0.07927 |
58 |
43 |
11 |
4 |
611 |
Those little blue pills work in mysterious ways. |
1.3273 |
0.08228 |
55 |
41 |
10 |
4 |
612 |
I suppose this is God's way of telling me my head is too big. |
1.3231 |
0.07938 |
65 |
50 |
9 |
6 |
613 |
I said 'bless you' even when people were just coughing. |
1.3226 |
0.07189 |
62 |
45 |
14 |
3 |
614 |
When it comes to halo size, I assure you, I have no problems in that area. |
1.3226 |
0.07189 |
62 |
45 |
14 |
3 |
615 |
Mother claims that when she placed the order for a "halo" it autocorrected to "hula". |
1.3226 |
0.08219 |
62 |
48 |
8 |
6 |
616 |
Yeah, you're a God fan? Name five of his albums. |
1.3226 |
0.07548 |
62 |
46 |
12 |
4 |
617 |
... so I said everything is negotiable. |
1.3226 |
0.07189 |
62 |
45 |
14 |
3 |
618 |
I guess I am holier than thou |
1.3226 |
0.07548 |
62 |
46 |
12 |
4 |
619 |
"Does this Halo make me look fat"? |
1.3226 |
0.08219 |
62 |
48 |
8 |
6 |
620 |
I was having a mid-afterlife crisis.... |
1.3226 |
0.07189 |
62 |
45 |
14 |
3 |
621 |
All those Facebook posts that I liked and shared finally paid off. |
1.3226 |
0.07548 |
62 |
46 |
12 |
4 |
622 |
It's cumbersome, but I can hang my fine woolens on it. |
1.3226 |
0.07548 |
62 |
46 |
12 |
4 |
623 |
I'd say you barely made it. |
1.3226 |
0.07189 |
62 |
45 |
14 |
3 |
624 |
As I suspected. Women get haloes, men get hula hoops. |
1.3226 |
0.07891 |
62 |
47 |
10 |
5 |
625 |
It means I'm really good, if you know what I mean. |
1.3226 |
0.07189 |
62 |
45 |
14 |
3 |
626 |
I'm still a virgin |
1.3220 |
0.08177 |
59 |
45 |
9 |
5 |
627 |
I could show you why I have a big halo, but then you'd have to have to go to Hell. |
1.3220 |
0.08527 |
59 |
46 |
7 |
6 |
628 |
My guess is that I was correct about global warming. |
1.3220 |
0.07812 |
59 |
44 |
11 |
4 |
629 |
Trust me, I can be a bad boy if that's really what you're looking for. |
1.3220 |
0.07428 |
59 |
43 |
13 |
3 |
630 |
I paid for premium. |
1.3220 |
0.07812 |
59 |
44 |
11 |
4 |
631 |
I guess I am holier than thou, after all. |
1.3220 |
0.07024 |
59 |
42 |
15 |
2 |
632 |
I built mother-in-law suites for a living. |
1.3220 |
0.07812 |
59 |
44 |
11 |
4 |
633 |
You're still gonna swipe left, aren't you? |
1.3220 |
0.08177 |
59 |
45 |
9 |
5 |
634 |
I'm applying for patron saint of the arrogant and smug. |
1.3220 |
0.08177 |
59 |
45 |
9 |
5 |
635 |
I used to work in a pizza parlor. |
1.3220 |
0.08177 |
59 |
45 |
9 |
5 |
636 |
'Hot' is a tricky term here. |
1.3220 |
0.07428 |
59 |
43 |
13 |
3 |
637 |
It's a continuation of the gender pay gap. |
1.3220 |
0.08177 |
59 |
45 |
9 |
5 |
638 |
I'm not compensating for anything if that's what's you're thinking. |
1.3220 |
0.08527 |
59 |
46 |
7 |
6 |
639 |
I worked at the returns counter in Costco. |
1.3220 |
0.09187 |
59 |
48 |
3 |
8 |
640 |
Because I didn't swear, steal, cheat on my wife; but mostly because I didn't vote for Donald Trump. |
1.3220 |
0.07428 |
59 |
43 |
13 |
3 |
641 |
Halo envy is fairly common. |
1.3220 |
0.07428 |
59 |
43 |
13 |
3 |
642 |
It's heaven. Small hands, big halo. |
1.3214 |
0.07256 |
56 |
40 |
14 |
2 |
643 |
I said I was sorry three lives ago. |
1.3214 |
0.08101 |
56 |
42 |
10 |
4 |
644 |
Viagra sideffect. |
1.3214 |
0.07256 |
56 |
40 |
14 |
2 |
645 |
No, seriously. I'm a bad boy. |
1.3214 |
0.06297 |
56 |
38 |
18 |
0 |
646 |
I'm assigned to Texas. |
1.3214 |
0.07690 |
56 |
41 |
12 |
3 |
647 |
It's the same one God uses. |
1.3214 |
0.08493 |
56 |
43 |
8 |
5 |
648 |
I opted for the wider radius option. It covers a multitude of sins. |
1.3214 |
0.08493 |
56 |
43 |
8 |
5 |
649 |
Yes yes, I invented the hula hoop. |
1.3214 |
0.08493 |
56 |
43 |
8 |
5 |
650 |
It appears that I had a lot more fun getting here than you did. |
1.3167 |
0.07699 |
60 |
45 |
11 |
4 |
651 |
"My halo is in the shop and they didn't have any replacements, so they gave me a hula hoop instead". |
1.3167 |
0.07323 |
60 |
44 |
13 |
3 |
652 |
I guess it means I'm holier than thou. |
1.3167 |
0.07699 |
60 |
45 |
11 |
4 |
653 |
It's not exactly what I meant when I said 'extra large.' |
1.3167 |
0.08401 |
60 |
47 |
7 |
6 |
654 |
I was meeker than most. Ironically, now I'm considered a show-off. |
1.3167 |
0.08058 |
60 |
46 |
9 |
5 |
655 |
It's real--go ahead and pull on it. |
1.3167 |
0.06506 |
60 |
42 |
17 |
1 |
656 |
They sized it for some guy named Trump, and reconsidered. |
1.3167 |
0.08401 |
60 |
47 |
7 |
6 |
657 |
I'm happy to see you. |
1.3167 |
0.07699 |
60 |
45 |
11 |
4 |
658 |
It's a heaven thing. On Earth it would be an erection. |
1.3167 |
0.08058 |
60 |
46 |
9 |
5 |
659 |
You were right! I really was holier than thou |
1.3167 |
0.07323 |
60 |
44 |
13 |
3 |
660 |
Well, I finally opened the 'options' menu. |
1.3167 |
0.07699 |
60 |
45 |
11 |
4 |
661 |
For a few extra good deeds I was able to super size it. |
1.3167 |
0.06926 |
60 |
43 |
15 |
2 |
662 |
They say "you can't take it with you," but I did, and this is what I bought with it. |
1.3158 |
0.07575 |
57 |
42 |
12 |
3 |
663 |
Yes...I'm THAT good. |
1.3158 |
0.08361 |
57 |
44 |
8 |
5 |
664 |
My Father said I'd grow into it. |
1.3158 |
0.07149 |
57 |
41 |
14 |
2 |
665 |
I'm not picturing you naked. |
1.3158 |
0.07575 |
57 |
42 |
12 |
3 |
666 |
I shot Donald Trump. |
1.3158 |
0.08728 |
57 |
45 |
6 |
6 |
667 |
They were all out of Men's Medium. |
1.3158 |
0.07575 |
57 |
42 |
12 |
3 |
668 |
We need to make heaven great again! |
1.3158 |
0.07149 |
57 |
41 |
14 |
2 |
669 |
Halo Envy |
1.3158 |
0.07575 |
57 |
42 |
12 |
3 |
670 |
Sorry, the correct religion was United Southern Conservative Baptist Council of 1892, not United Southern Conservative Baptist Council of 1912. |
1.3158 |
0.08728 |
57 |
45 |
6 |
6 |
671 |
Thanks, but sainthood was really my fall-back position. |
1.3158 |
0.07575 |
57 |
42 |
12 |
3 |
672 |
I am the guy who invented The Pill |
1.3158 |
0.07978 |
57 |
43 |
10 |
4 |
673 |
It won't get in the way, I promise! |
1.3158 |
0.07978 |
57 |
43 |
10 |
4 |
674 |
I went to Harvard. |
1.3158 |
0.07575 |
57 |
42 |
12 |
3 |
675 |
It matches my ego. |
1.3158 |
0.08361 |
57 |
44 |
8 |
5 |
676 |
Nothing fits right after you lose weight. |
1.3158 |
0.07149 |
57 |
41 |
14 |
2 |
677 |
It's true what they say about the size of your halo. |
1.3158 |
0.07978 |
57 |
43 |
10 |
4 |
678 |
I'm from Canada. |
1.3158 |
0.07978 |
57 |
43 |
10 |
4 |
679 |
Yes. It is true what they say... |
1.3158 |
0.08361 |
57 |
44 |
8 |
5 |
680 |
I got an upgrade. |
1.3158 |
0.07575 |
57 |
42 |
12 |
3 |
681 |
Underneath it all, I'm really a humble guy! |
1.3158 |
0.07575 |
57 |
42 |
12 |
3 |
682 |
Green stamps. |
1.3158 |
0.07575 |
57 |
42 |
12 |
3 |
683 |
Now, how'd ya know I'm from Texas? |
1.3158 |
0.07978 |
57 |
43 |
10 |
4 |
684 |
Seriously .... I am a Super Delegate. |
1.3158 |
0.07575 |
57 |
42 |
12 |
3 |
685 |
I really can't explain it. Seems like every time I see you it just gets bigger. |
1.3158 |
0.07978 |
57 |
43 |
10 |
4 |
686 |
What do you mean size doesn't matter? |
1.3148 |
0.07853 |
54 |
40 |
11 |
3 |
687 |
I always knew I was holier than thou |
1.3148 |
0.08286 |
54 |
41 |
9 |
4 |
688 |
What do you mean I'm acting holier than thou? |
1.3137 |
0.08627 |
51 |
39 |
8 |
4 |
689 |
Is a safe word really a necessity? |
1.3115 |
0.07941 |
61 |
47 |
9 |
5 |
690 |
Honestly, I always took your complaint that I was holier than thou as a compliment. |
1.3115 |
0.07590 |
61 |
46 |
11 |
4 |
691 |
Marketing. You? |
1.3115 |
0.07590 |
61 |
46 |
11 |
4 |
692 |
I know what you're thinking....and you're right. |
1.3115 |
0.07941 |
61 |
47 |
9 |
5 |
693 |
Flattery even works on you-know-who. |
1.3115 |
0.07221 |
61 |
45 |
13 |
3 |
694 |
I got it for my humility. |
1.3115 |
0.07590 |
61 |
46 |
11 |
4 |
695 |
It looked bigger on your profile. |
1.3115 |
0.07221 |
61 |
45 |
13 |
3 |
696 |
Of course that old saying is true! The bigger the halo the bigger the . . . |
1.3115 |
0.07590 |
61 |
46 |
11 |
4 |
697 |
Good luck with getting through the pearly gates. |
1.3115 |
0.07941 |
61 |
47 |
9 |
5 |
698 |
Well, maybe just a bit holier-than-thou. |
1.3115 |
0.07590 |
61 |
46 |
11 |
4 |
699 |
Loop hole. |
1.3103 |
0.07046 |
58 |
42 |
14 |
2 |
700 |
Because Our Father likes me better. |
1.3103 |
0.07858 |
58 |
44 |
10 |
4 |
701 |
I'm no longer the last man on earth, so how about NOW? |
1.3103 |
0.08234 |
58 |
45 |
8 |
5 |
702 |
Unfortunately it is really heavy. |
1.3103 |
0.07046 |
58 |
42 |
14 |
2 |
703 |
Does this halo make my head look small? |
1.3103 |
0.07463 |
58 |
43 |
12 |
3 |
704 |
Not that size matters... |
1.3103 |
0.07463 |
58 |
43 |
12 |
3 |
705 |
I invented the "hula-hoop", St. Peter thought this would be funny! |
1.3103 |
0.07463 |
58 |
43 |
12 |
3 |
706 |
Because I never once wrote anything in the comments section. |
1.3103 |
0.08234 |
58 |
45 |
8 |
5 |
707 |
What can I say? Size matters. |
1.3103 |
0.08234 |
58 |
45 |
8 |
5 |
708 |
St. Peter likes geometry teachers. |
1.3103 |
0.08593 |
58 |
46 |
6 |
6 |
709 |
The halo gap is just a statistical illusion. |
1.3103 |
0.08593 |
58 |
46 |
6 |
6 |
710 |
I never posted anything about Donald Trump to Facebook. |
1.3103 |
0.07858 |
58 |
44 |
10 |
4 |
711 |
I was Trump's anger management coach. |
1.3103 |
0.07858 |
58 |
44 |
10 |
4 |
712 |
I lost the weight and nothing fits anymore. |
1.3103 |
0.07046 |
58 |
42 |
14 |
2 |
713 |
"I just downloaded the 'Holier Than Thou' app. |
1.3103 |
0.07046 |
58 |
42 |
14 |
2 |
714 |
Oh, this? I ran a marathon and never talked about it. |
1.3103 |
0.08234 |
58 |
45 |
8 |
5 |
715 |
Hoola Hoop accident. And you? |
1.3103 |
0.07858 |
58 |
44 |
10 |
4 |
716 |
The mile high club is for amateurs. |
1.3103 |
0.07858 |
58 |
44 |
10 |
4 |
717 |
How'd you know I was thinking of that? |
1.3103 |
0.07463 |
58 |
43 |
12 |
3 |
718 |
My realm or yours? |
1.3103 |
0.08234 |
58 |
45 |
8 |
5 |
719 |
What's an angel have to do to impress you? |
1.3103 |
0.07858 |
58 |
44 |
10 |
4 |
720 |
I wrote a scathing review of Monty Python's "Life of Brian". |
1.3103 |
0.07858 |
58 |
44 |
10 |
4 |
721 |
It was first prize in the Holier Than Thou contest. |
1.3103 |
0.07463 |
58 |
43 |
12 |
3 |
722 |
I suppose you could say I'm holier than thou. |
1.3103 |
0.06603 |
58 |
41 |
16 |
1 |
723 |
Frankly, I'd rather have a penis. |
1.3103 |
0.08593 |
58 |
46 |
6 |
6 |
724 |
Does this robe make my halo look big? |
1.3103 |
0.08593 |
58 |
46 |
6 |
6 |
725 |
Enough about my halo, what do you think about it? |
1.3103 |
0.07463 |
58 |
43 |
12 |
3 |
726 |
So, when all is said and done, size DOES matter |
1.3103 |
0.08593 |
58 |
46 |
6 |
6 |
727 |
It’s the biggest, greatest, most-terrific halo heaven has ever seen—that I can tell you—because God loves me—really, everybody loves me, it’s terrific, everyone loves me, but mostly God loves me—it’s incredible… |
1.3103 |
0.08593 |
58 |
46 |
6 |
6 |
728 |
So you must be the Virgin Gary, am I right? |
1.3103 |
0.07858 |
58 |
44 |
10 |
4 |
729 |
You're busy for the next million weekends? |
1.3103 |
0.07046 |
58 |
42 |
14 |
2 |
730 |
It's the Trump model. |
1.3103 |
0.07463 |
58 |
43 |
12 |
3 |
731 |
Then she asked, "Is that your halo or are you just glad to see me?" |
1.3103 |
0.08234 |
58 |
45 |
8 |
5 |
732 |
Yes I get that reaction a lot, but I'm more than that. |
1.3103 |
0.08234 |
58 |
45 |
8 |
5 |
733 |
I was surprised to find a Costco up here |
1.3103 |
0.07463 |
58 |
43 |
12 |
3 |
734 |
Wow! Didn't expect to see you here. |
1.3103 |
0.07858 |
58 |
44 |
10 |
4 |
735 |
It's not what you do, it's who you know. |
1.3103 |
0.07463 |
58 |
43 |
12 |
3 |
736 |
There is a glass Ceiling here too, I'm afraid. |
1.3103 |
0.07858 |
58 |
44 |
10 |
4 |
737 |
If this halo lasts more than four hours, we should call a doctor. |
1.3103 |
0.07858 |
58 |
44 |
10 |
4 |
738 |
What, if anything, would lead you to think I'm exaggerating? |
1.3103 |
0.07858 |
58 |
44 |
10 |
4 |
739 |
I'll have to have you meet my Father first. |
1.3103 |
0.08234 |
58 |
45 |
8 |
5 |
740 |
You know what they say about large halos... |
1.3103 |
0.08234 |
58 |
45 |
8 |
5 |
741 |
I just think He understands that making good choices is harder for men. |
1.3103 |
0.07858 |
58 |
44 |
10 |
4 |
742 |
On the positive side, it brings in overseas television. |
1.3103 |
0.07046 |
58 |
42 |
14 |
2 |
743 |
I did some extra credit. |
1.3103 |
0.07463 |
58 |
43 |
12 |
3 |
744 |
Of course, men have perks everywhere. |
1.3103 |
0.08234 |
58 |
45 |
8 |
5 |
745 |
Someone's idea of a joke. . . I used to own a Big & Tall store. |
1.3103 |
0.07858 |
58 |
44 |
10 |
4 |
746 |
Oh, nothing special; I never littered. |
1.3103 |
0.07858 |
58 |
44 |
10 |
4 |
747 |
And likewise, a big hello too you. |
1.3103 |
0.08938 |
58 |
47 |
4 |
7 |
748 |
Apparently, I brought my ego with me. |
1.3103 |
0.07858 |
58 |
44 |
10 |
4 |
749 |
I never masturbated. |
1.3103 |
0.08234 |
58 |
45 |
8 |
5 |
750 |
I used to sell Viagra. |
1.3103 |
0.07858 |
58 |
44 |
10 |
4 |
751 |
I may have to seek medical help if this lasts for more than 4 hours. |
1.3091 |
0.08942 |
55 |
44 |
5 |
6 |
752 |
Hula Hoop champ, Fresno, '64. |
1.3091 |
0.08154 |
55 |
42 |
9 |
4 |
753 |
Now I really am 'holier than thou.' |
1.3091 |
0.07281 |
55 |
40 |
13 |
2 |
754 |
I'm off to a Kentucky derby party! |
1.3091 |
0.07730 |
55 |
41 |
11 |
3 |
755 |
I was fitted in the 80s when my hair was bigger. |
1.3091 |
0.08942 |
55 |
44 |
5 |
6 |
756 |
I don't date dead women. |
1.3091 |
0.08154 |
55 |
42 |
9 |
4 |
757 |
Well, actually I died falling through an open manhole... |
1.3077 |
0.08481 |
52 |
40 |
8 |
4 |
758 |
Forgive me for saying so, but that was one HELL of a first date. |
1.3065 |
0.07828 |
62 |
48 |
9 |
5 |
759 |
Sorry to be holier than thou. |
1.3065 |
0.07828 |
62 |
48 |
9 |
5 |
760 |
Hey, great wings. |
1.3065 |
0.07828 |
62 |
48 |
9 |
5 |
761 |
Am I in heaven or are you in Hell? |
1.3061 |
0.07263 |
49 |
35 |
13 |
1 |
762 |
I actually listened to telemarketers |
1.3051 |
0.07354 |
59 |
44 |
12 |
3 |
763 |
I doubled my PBS contribution *many* times. |
1.3051 |
0.07354 |
59 |
44 |
12 |
3 |
764 |
It's bigger than the Halo 5S, but it takes better pictures. |
1.3051 |
0.08110 |
59 |
46 |
8 |
5 |
765 |
My therapist thinks I might be having a mid-death crisis. |
1.3051 |
0.07354 |
59 |
44 |
12 |
3 |
766 |
I guess it's because I once fired Donald Trump |
1.3051 |
0.08110 |
59 |
46 |
8 |
5 |
767 |
It doubles as a holy hula hoop. |
1.3051 |
0.08110 |
59 |
46 |
8 |
5 |
768 |
Never hurts to ask for an upgrade... |
1.3051 |
0.06946 |
59 |
43 |
14 |
2 |
769 |
It's about humility, but I can't go into details or it would be smaller. |
1.3051 |
0.07742 |
59 |
45 |
10 |
4 |
770 |
I AM holier than thou. Isn't it obvious? |
1.3051 |
0.08110 |
59 |
46 |
8 |
5 |
771 |
I voted my conscience at the Republican Convention. |
1.3051 |
0.07354 |
59 |
44 |
12 |
3 |
772 |
And you thought earning 77 cents for every dollar on earth wasn't fair. |
1.3051 |
0.06511 |
59 |
42 |
16 |
1 |
773 |
Yes, I am the person who invented s'mores. |
1.3051 |
0.07742 |
59 |
45 |
10 |
4 |
774 |
Yes, I know women say size doesn't matter. |
1.3051 |
0.07742 |
59 |
45 |
10 |
4 |
775 |
It makes my shorter wings less noticeable. |
1.3051 |
0.07742 |
59 |
45 |
10 |
4 |
776 |
This is not the place for halo envy. |
1.3051 |
0.07742 |
59 |
45 |
10 |
4 |
777 |
It gives meaning to holier than thou. |
1.3051 |
0.07742 |
59 |
45 |
10 |
4 |
778 |
It's been more than four hours and I can't find a doctor. |
1.3051 |
0.06946 |
59 |
43 |
14 |
2 |
779 |
As a matter of fact, I am the one percent. |
1.3051 |
0.07742 |
59 |
45 |
10 |
4 |
780 |
They gave it to me for creating a cure for Donald Trump. |
1.3051 |
0.08463 |
59 |
47 |
6 |
6 |
781 |
Just before I died I took a Viagra. |
1.3051 |
0.07354 |
59 |
44 |
12 |
3 |
782 |
Don't be impressed. It's a hula hoop. |
1.3051 |
0.06946 |
59 |
43 |
14 |
2 |
783 |
would you like to go somewhere and help me make this thing get smaller? |
1.3051 |
0.07354 |
59 |
44 |
12 |
3 |
784 |
How the hell did you get in here? |
1.3051 |
0.07742 |
59 |
45 |
10 |
4 |
785 |
So I said to Peter, 'I did save all the children in the fire, AND I went back for Spot.' Earthly-speaking, that didn't work out for me, but... |
1.3051 |
0.07354 |
59 |
44 |
12 |
3 |
786 |
Of course this is what I meant when I said said that size matters! |
1.3051 |
0.08463 |
59 |
47 |
6 |
6 |
787 |
I found the slim-fit uncomfortable. |
1.3051 |
0.07742 |
59 |
45 |
10 |
4 |
788 |
Actually, nothing special. Apparently this is the size you get if you've led an incredibly boring life. |
1.3051 |
0.07354 |
59 |
44 |
12 |
3 |
789 |
Yep, I won the hula-hoop contest last night! |
1.3036 |
0.07171 |
56 |
41 |
13 |
2 |
790 |
Yes, in spite of my small hands. |
1.3036 |
0.07171 |
56 |
41 |
13 |
2 |
791 |
It was really hell getting this good. |
1.3036 |
0.08421 |
56 |
44 |
7 |
5 |
792 |
Yes, even here. |
1.3036 |
0.08026 |
56 |
43 |
9 |
4 |
793 |
It's not the size of your halo, it's how you use it. |
1.3036 |
0.07611 |
56 |
42 |
11 |
3 |
794 |
You know, even up here they say size matters. |
1.3036 |
0.08026 |
56 |
43 |
9 |
4 |
795 |
It's a halo affect. |
1.3036 |
0.08026 |
56 |
43 |
9 |
4 |
796 |
I know what your thinking ... and that's sinful. |
1.3036 |
0.08026 |
56 |
43 |
9 |
4 |
797 |
What gender gap? |
1.3036 |
0.08026 |
56 |
43 |
9 |
4 |
798 |
Guess this settles it. God is a man. |
1.3036 |
0.07611 |
56 |
42 |
11 |
3 |
799 |
According to God, size actually does matter. |
1.3036 |
0.08421 |
56 |
44 |
7 |
5 |
800 |
I believe you're confusing big halo with big hands. |
1.3019 |
0.07893 |
53 |
40 |
10 |
3 |
801 |
Everything is bigger in heaven. |
1.3019 |
0.08764 |
53 |
42 |
6 |
5 |
802 |
I assure you I'm not compensating for anything. |
1.3016 |
0.07024 |
63 |
47 |
13 |
3 |
803 |
You'd think up here it wouldn't matter but.. |
1.3016 |
0.07718 |
63 |
49 |
9 |
5 |
804 |
I found the halo on Hulu in Hilo: it's a holy hula |
1.3000 |
0.08336 |
60 |
48 |
6 |
6 |
805 |
Ever since i went solar. |
1.3000 |
0.06848 |
60 |
44 |
14 |
2 |
806 |
No. For your information, this doesn't mean I died a virgin. |
1.3000 |
0.07628 |
60 |
46 |
10 |
4 |
807 |
It may look impressive, but I haven't been able to sleep a wink in eighty years. |
1.3000 |
0.06422 |
60 |
43 |
16 |
1 |
808 |
It's not the size, it's the...no wait, it is the size. |
1.3000 |
0.06848 |
60 |
44 |
14 |
2 |
809 |
I staid out of politics. |
1.3000 |
0.07628 |
60 |
46 |
10 |
4 |
810 |
What matters is what you do with it. |
1.3000 |
0.07628 |
60 |
46 |
10 |
4 |
811 |
Heart attack during a hula hoop competition. You? |
1.3000 |
0.06848 |
60 |
44 |
14 |
2 |
812 |
Who's "holier than thou" now? |
1.2982 |
0.08289 |
57 |
45 |
7 |
5 |
813 |
Class of '16 Halodictorian! |
1.2982 |
0.07902 |
57 |
44 |
9 |
4 |
814 |
Actually, I have very large hands, too. |
1.2982 |
0.07902 |
57 |
44 |
9 |
4 |
815 |
You wouldn't believe the hoops I had to jump through to get in here! |
1.2982 |
0.07064 |
57 |
42 |
13 |
2 |
816 |
It doesn't mean that I'm no fun. |
1.2982 |
0.06606 |
57 |
41 |
15 |
1 |
817 |
Just one of several hoops I had to jump through to get here. |
1.2982 |
0.06606 |
57 |
41 |
15 |
1 |
818 |
Yes, you had to put with me your whole life, but I had to put up with your mother. |
1.2982 |
0.08289 |
57 |
45 |
7 |
5 |
819 |
I always put the shopping cart in the corral. |
1.2982 |
0.06606 |
57 |
41 |
15 |
1 |
820 |
Well, honey, you know what they say.... |
1.2982 |
0.07495 |
57 |
43 |
11 |
3 |
821 |
Yes, it's big. But we don't have envy here in heaven. |
1.2982 |
0.08289 |
57 |
45 |
7 |
5 |
822 |
I didn't realize they were asking for my size in cubits. |
1.2982 |
0.07064 |
57 |
42 |
13 |
2 |
823 |
Please, let me explain the meaning of sanctimonious. |
1.2982 |
0.07495 |
57 |
43 |
11 |
3 |
824 |
So my mother was right--I AM the real saint in our marriage. |
1.2982 |
0.07495 |
57 |
43 |
11 |
3 |
825 |
I resigned from Trump's staff. |
1.2982 |
0.07902 |
57 |
44 |
9 |
4 |
826 |
So you're saying size STILL matters? |
1.2982 |
0.08289 |
57 |
45 |
7 |
5 |
827 |
What halo gap? |
1.2982 |
0.07902 |
57 |
44 |
9 |
4 |
828 |
I don't like to brag, but yeah, I'm really good... |
1.2982 |
0.08289 |
57 |
45 |
7 |
5 |
829 |
It's the Harvard difference, my dear. |
1.2982 |
0.07495 |
57 |
43 |
11 |
3 |
830 |
Yah, I just saved a busload of orphans. How'd you get yours? |
1.2982 |
0.07064 |
57 |
42 |
13 |
2 |
831 |
I've tried shrinking it, but my ego keeps getting in the way. |
1.2982 |
0.07495 |
57 |
43 |
11 |
3 |
832 |
I had halo enlargement surgery. |
1.2982 |
0.07902 |
57 |
44 |
9 |
4 |
833 |
I call it a 'Halo-Hoop'. Patent pending. |
1.2982 |
0.07902 |
57 |
44 |
9 |
4 |
834 |
Yes, how did you know I'm from Texas? |
1.2982 |
0.07495 |
57 |
43 |
11 |
3 |
835 |
No, I'm not overcompensating for anything. |
1.2982 |
0.06606 |
57 |
41 |
15 |
1 |
836 |
I am aroused. How did you know? |
1.2982 |
0.07495 |
57 |
43 |
11 |
3 |
837 |
Midlife crisis? That's impossible. |
1.2982 |
0.08289 |
57 |
45 |
7 |
5 |
838 |
I guess some of us are a little more angelic than others. |
1.2982 |
0.07495 |
57 |
43 |
11 |
3 |
839 |
I'm afraid we don't count "Victoria's Secret" as previous experience. |
1.2982 |
0.07902 |
57 |
44 |
9 |
4 |
840 |
I always knew God would compensate me one day. I just didn't think it would be here. |
1.2982 |
0.07902 |
57 |
44 |
9 |
4 |
841 |
I may have stretched things a little with St. Peter. |
1.2982 |
0.07495 |
57 |
43 |
11 |
3 |
842 |
it was just diet and exercise. |
1.2982 |
0.07902 |
57 |
44 |
9 |
4 |
843 |
Size will always matter. |
1.2982 |
0.07495 |
57 |
43 |
11 |
3 |
844 |
I died a virgin. |
1.2982 |
0.07064 |
57 |
42 |
13 |
2 |
845 |
Ironically I got it for not manspreading. |
1.2982 |
0.08658 |
57 |
46 |
5 |
6 |
846 |
Yes I know, the big halo was not worth the life of celibacy |
1.2982 |
0.07064 |
57 |
42 |
13 |
2 |
847 |
No. This time, it's because I'm happy to see you. |
1.2982 |
0.07495 |
57 |
43 |
11 |
3 |
848 |
Enough of my holier-than-though attitude? I AM holier than thou. |
1.2982 |
0.06606 |
57 |
41 |
15 |
1 |
849 |
Yes, well, evidently just getting here at all after 20 years in Congress is deemed worthy of special recognition. |
1.2963 |
0.07302 |
54 |
40 |
12 |
2 |
850 |
Are you one of Charlie's? |
1.2963 |
0.06807 |
54 |
39 |
14 |
1 |
851 |
Around here, I'm known as God's gift to women. |
1.2963 |
0.07766 |
54 |
41 |
10 |
3 |
852 |
I suppose you prefer bad boys. |
1.2963 |
0.06807 |
54 |
39 |
14 |
1 |
853 |
Hi I'm Brian but all my friends up here call me Lord of the Ring. |
1.2963 |
0.07766 |
54 |
41 |
10 |
3 |
854 |
It’s not an attitude – I actually am ‘all holier than thou’. |
1.2963 |
0.08203 |
54 |
42 |
8 |
4 |
855 |
Want to come over and see my miracle collection? |
1.2963 |
0.07302 |
54 |
40 |
12 |
2 |
856 |
I showed Him how to put on voicemail. |
1.2963 |
0.08203 |
54 |
42 |
8 |
4 |
857 |
Actually, it's an escape hatch. |
1.2941 |
0.08065 |
51 |
39 |
9 |
3 |
858 |
I died in 1520 - back when a little cash could buy you a bigger halo. |
1.2931 |
0.07382 |
58 |
44 |
11 |
3 |
859 |
Yes, I am God's gift. |
1.2931 |
0.06961 |
58 |
43 |
13 |
2 |
860 |
I never drop a call. |
1.2931 |
0.06961 |
58 |
43 |
13 |
2 |
861 |
Halo. How are you? |
1.2931 |
0.07382 |
58 |
44 |
11 |
3 |
862 |
It's not the size that counts, it's how you use it. |
1.2931 |
0.08161 |
58 |
46 |
7 |
5 |
863 |
My father is kind of a big wheel around here. |
1.2931 |
0.06961 |
58 |
43 |
13 |
2 |
864 |
No, nothing like that. It's just a hula hoop. |
1.2931 |
0.07382 |
58 |
44 |
11 |
3 |
865 |
Unfortunately for you, the gender gap is eternal. |
1.2931 |
0.07781 |
58 |
45 |
9 |
4 |
866 |
I always ate all my vegetables. |
1.2931 |
0.06029 |
58 |
41 |
17 |
0 |
867 |
It's called "male enhancement". |
1.2931 |
0.06961 |
58 |
43 |
13 |
2 |
868 |
My shrink says overcompensation is common during an afterlife crisis. |
1.2931 |
0.08161 |
58 |
46 |
7 |
5 |
869 |
You know what they say...the bigger your halo... |
1.2931 |
0.06511 |
58 |
42 |
15 |
1 |
870 |
It cost a bunch extra but was totally worth it. |
1.2931 |
0.07781 |
58 |
45 |
9 |
4 |
871 |
Oh, this old thing? Why, thank you. |
1.2931 |
0.06961 |
58 |
43 |
13 |
2 |
872 |
I died in a freak Hoola Hoop accident. |
1.2931 |
0.08161 |
58 |
46 |
7 |
5 |
873 |
No dunking. |
1.2931 |
0.07382 |
58 |
44 |
11 |
3 |
874 |
I got it on line from Lane Bryant. |
1.2931 |
0.07781 |
58 |
45 |
9 |
4 |
875 |
Don't be silly, of course I'm not holier than YOU. |
1.2931 |
0.06961 |
58 |
43 |
13 |
2 |
876 |
Well, I wouldn't say 'than most,' but certainly 'than thou...' |
1.2931 |
0.08161 |
58 |
46 |
7 |
5 |
877 |
Costco. |
1.2931 |
0.07382 |
58 |
44 |
11 |
3 |
878 |
You were expecting halo equality? |
1.2931 |
0.07382 |
58 |
44 |
11 |
3 |
879 |
I got in before steroids were banned. |
1.2931 |
0.07382 |
58 |
44 |
11 |
3 |
880 |
HE knew I invented the Hula Hoop. |
1.2909 |
0.07188 |
55 |
41 |
12 |
2 |
881 |
So, do you want to see my harp? |
1.2909 |
0.07642 |
55 |
42 |
10 |
3 |
882 |
I'm scheduled for halo reduction surgery. |
1.2909 |
0.07188 |
55 |
41 |
12 |
2 |
883 |
In my previous life, I was president of Wham-O |
1.2909 |
0.08071 |
55 |
43 |
8 |
4 |
884 |
What do you mean "overcompensating"? |
1.2909 |
0.07642 |
55 |
42 |
10 |
3 |
885 |
I brought my ego with me. |
1.2909 |
0.07188 |
55 |
41 |
12 |
2 |
886 |
It was my reward. In my former life, I had small hands! |
1.2909 |
0.06703 |
55 |
40 |
14 |
1 |
887 |
Yes, there is a gender-gap in the standard compensation for good works. |
1.2909 |
0.08071 |
55 |
43 |
8 |
4 |
888 |
You get it at 250,000 prayer miles. |
1.2909 |
0.07642 |
55 |
42 |
10 |
3 |
889 |
I'm the patron saint of hula hoopers. |
1.2909 |
0.07642 |
55 |
42 |
10 |
3 |
890 |
Yes, bigger hands...keep going. |
1.2909 |
0.08071 |
55 |
43 |
8 |
4 |
891 |
Hey, my eyes are down here. Do you think you are the first angel to stare at my halo? |
1.2909 |
0.07642 |
55 |
42 |
10 |
3 |
892 |
Now that I live in the cloud, I thought I’d splurge and go for the iHalo 6 Plus. |
1.2909 |
0.07642 |
55 |
42 |
10 |
3 |
893 |
Looks like the holes in the glass ceiling are no different here. |
1.2909 |
0.07642 |
55 |
42 |
10 |
3 |
894 |
Actually, it's a curse. |
1.2909 |
0.07642 |
55 |
42 |
10 |
3 |
895 |
I left a big tip at the Gates... |
1.2909 |
0.07642 |
55 |
42 |
10 |
3 |
896 |
All they had left was XXL. |
1.2909 |
0.06703 |
55 |
40 |
14 |
1 |
897 |
Nice try but I still don't think you're getting in. |
1.2909 |
0.07642 |
55 |
42 |
10 |
3 |
898 |
There's nothing wrong with Costco |
1.2909 |
0.08071 |
55 |
43 |
8 |
4 |
899 |
I'm not really that holy. I'm just good at levitating hula hoops. |
1.2909 |
0.08478 |
55 |
44 |
6 |
5 |
900 |
I know there are differences, but we can work it out. |
1.2909 |
0.07188 |
55 |
41 |
12 |
2 |
901 |
It turns out they're real sticklers about "ten items or less." |
1.2909 |
0.08071 |
55 |
43 |
8 |
4 |
902 |
Because I'm holier-than-thou. |
1.2909 |
0.08866 |
55 |
45 |
4 |
6 |
903 |
I try not to come across as 'holier than thou,' but this makes it difficult. |
1.2909 |
0.07188 |
55 |
41 |
12 |
2 |
904 |
Free installation with wi-fi, $49.99/mo. for 2 years...but then... |
1.2909 |
0.07642 |
55 |
42 |
10 |
3 |
905 |
In your picture, your wings looked bigger. |
1.2909 |
0.06703 |
55 |
40 |
14 |
1 |
906 |
You wouldn't believe the number of candles I lit. |
1.2909 |
0.07642 |
55 |
42 |
10 |
3 |
907 |
Why yes, I have been very, very good. |
1.2909 |
0.07642 |
55 |
42 |
10 |
3 |
908 |
I'm not that good. I just invented the hula hoop. |
1.2909 |
0.08478 |
55 |
44 |
6 |
5 |
909 |
I've been blessed. |
1.2909 |
0.07642 |
55 |
42 |
10 |
3 |
910 |
It's because I was gluten free. |
1.2909 |
0.08478 |
55 |
44 |
6 |
5 |
911 |
I saw it on "As seen on TV". Shipping was hell though. |
1.2909 |
0.08071 |
55 |
43 |
8 |
4 |
912 |
Having a great publicist is only part of the equation |
1.2885 |
0.07438 |
52 |
39 |
11 |
2 |
913 |
I'm pretty sure that size does matter up here... |
1.2885 |
0.07929 |
52 |
40 |
9 |
3 |
914 |
Saint Viagra. |
1.2881 |
0.06860 |
59 |
44 |
13 |
2 |
915 |
It was a trend in the 50's! |
1.2857 |
0.07078 |
56 |
42 |
12 |
2 |
916 |
I took a bullet protecting the Pope. |
1.2857 |
0.06091 |
56 |
40 |
16 |
0 |
917 |
I doubled my contribution to PBS. |
1.2857 |
0.07942 |
56 |
44 |
8 |
4 |
918 |
Why, halo there... |
1.2857 |
0.07522 |
56 |
43 |
10 |
3 |
919 |
Just my luck! I'm incapable of having impure thoughts. |
1.2857 |
0.08341 |
56 |
45 |
6 |
5 |
920 |
But who had more fun? |
1.2857 |
0.06569 |
63 |
47 |
14 |
2 |
921 |
I'm sure more people would remember public television in their will if they knew about this "Halo Benefit". |
1.2857 |
0.07942 |
56 |
44 |
8 |
4 |
922 |
Fooled me too, I thought I was going there as well. |
1.2857 |
0.07942 |
56 |
44 |
8 |
4 |
923 |
It used to be my waistband. |
1.2857 |
0.07078 |
56 |
42 |
12 |
2 |
924 |
I'm the only one who can make Heaven great again. |
1.2857 |
0.08341 |
56 |
45 |
6 |
5 |
925 |
I got my first promotion. |
1.2857 |
0.07078 |
56 |
42 |
12 |
2 |
926 |
I had it made to fit my ego. |
1.2857 |
0.07522 |
56 |
43 |
10 |
3 |
927 |
Stop accusing me of taking a holier-than-thou attitude. |
1.2857 |
0.06603 |
56 |
41 |
14 |
1 |
928 |
I can't help it. It grows every time I see you with those beautiful feathered wings. |
1.2857 |
0.07522 |
56 |
43 |
10 |
3 |
929 |
It's not mine, I fell through it |
1.2857 |
0.06603 |
56 |
41 |
14 |
1 |
930 |
Does it make my ears look smaller |
1.2857 |
0.07078 |
56 |
42 |
12 |
2 |
931 |
Up here it's the only thing on me that gets bigger when I see a pretty girls. |
1.2857 |
0.07942 |
56 |
44 |
8 |
4 |
932 |
Well, I did jump through quite a few hoops to achieve this. |
1.2857 |
0.07522 |
56 |
43 |
10 |
3 |
933 |
Yeah, the rest were on backorder, so I had to go with the XXXL. |
1.2857 |
0.07522 |
56 |
43 |
10 |
3 |
934 |
I'm kind of a big wheel around here. |
1.2857 |
0.07942 |
56 |
44 |
8 |
4 |
935 |
Mine's bigger than Peters. |
1.2857 |
0.07942 |
56 |
44 |
8 |
4 |
936 |
My father being an archangel had nothing to do with it. I earned this halo. |
1.2857 |
0.07942 |
56 |
44 |
8 |
4 |
937 |
Holier than Thou. No, why do you ask? |
1.2857 |
0.07942 |
56 |
44 |
8 |
4 |
938 |
Guess who won this year's "Holier than Thou" contest? |
1.2857 |
0.07522 |
56 |
43 |
10 |
3 |
939 |
Peter said I got in through a loophole the size of a hula hoop. |
1.2857 |
0.08341 |
56 |
45 |
6 |
5 |
940 |
Compensating for what? |
1.2857 |
0.08341 |
56 |
45 |
6 |
5 |
941 |
Yes. The smaller one does make you look thinner. |
1.2857 |
0.07078 |
56 |
42 |
12 |
2 |
942 |
It's not sexism. I was just a better person. |
1.2857 |
0.07078 |
56 |
42 |
12 |
2 |
943 |
What's the value of a great points program if you never get to turn them in? |
1.2857 |
0.07522 |
56 |
43 |
10 |
3 |
944 |
You know what they say about an angel with a big halo? |
1.2857 |
0.07522 |
56 |
43 |
10 |
3 |
945 |
So now I know what happens when an erection lasts longer than four hours. |
1.2857 |
0.07942 |
56 |
44 |
8 |
4 |
946 |
No, it's not natural. I had it enlarged. |
1.2857 |
0.07522 |
56 |
43 |
10 |
3 |
947 |
Believe me, if the two were connected, I wouldn't be standing here right now. |
1.2857 |
0.07942 |
56 |
44 |
8 |
4 |
948 |
It helps with my poor self-esteem. |
1.2857 |
0.07942 |
56 |
44 |
8 |
4 |
949 |
I summer on cloud ten. |
1.2857 |
0.07942 |
56 |
44 |
8 |
4 |
950 |
I never took home a single office supply. |
1.2857 |
0.07522 |
56 |
43 |
10 |
3 |
951 |
It doubles as a wormhole. |
1.2857 |
0.07078 |
56 |
42 |
12 |
2 |
952 |
Let's just say a Certain Somebody was grateful I got some of His associatess out of the tech and home loan bubbles just in time. |
1.2857 |
0.07522 |
56 |
43 |
10 |
3 |
953 |
He liked it so he put a ring on it. |
1.2857 |
0.07078 |
56 |
42 |
12 |
2 |
954 |
Its a hole in the ozone, not a halo. |
1.2857 |
0.07522 |
56 |
43 |
10 |
3 |
955 |
They promised more radiance, but all I get is curious looks |
1.2857 |
0.07078 |
56 |
42 |
12 |
2 |
956 |
It's because I never signed up for Facebook. |
1.2857 |
0.07942 |
56 |
44 |
8 |
4 |
957 |
Quite right. Holier than thou. |
1.2857 |
0.07522 |
56 |
43 |
10 |
3 |
958 |
Mine is actually a hula hoop. |
1.2857 |
0.07522 |
56 |
43 |
10 |
3 |
959 |
I gave up dairy. |
1.2857 |
0.07078 |
56 |
42 |
12 |
2 |
960 |
Hi sweet wings. I like girls who aren't complete angels. |
1.2857 |
0.07942 |
56 |
44 |
8 |
4 |
961 |
I died in a sombrero. |
1.2857 |
0.08341 |
56 |
45 |
6 |
5 |
962 |
No I really am a Virgin |
1.2857 |
0.07522 |
56 |
43 |
10 |
3 |
963 |
Yeah, even in Heaven there's a Gender Gap ! |
1.2857 |
0.07942 |
56 |
44 |
8 |
4 |
964 |
Yeah, I'll say it: holier than thou. |
1.2857 |
0.07522 |
56 |
43 |
10 |
3 |
965 |
I can't begin to tell you how many hoops I jumped through to get in here. |
1.2857 |
0.06603 |
56 |
41 |
14 |
1 |
966 |
It turns out 'holier than thou' is a thing. |
1.2857 |
0.07522 |
56 |
43 |
10 |
3 |
967 |
Well - the frequent flier points help. |
1.2857 |
0.06603 |
56 |
41 |
14 |
1 |
968 |
"Yes, you had to put up with me your whole life, but I had to put up with your mother." (I submitted this under my another email but it had a typo so I'm resubmitting under this email) |
1.2857 |
0.08341 |
56 |
45 |
6 |
5 |
969 |
My head has shrunk considerably since I arrived here. |
1.2857 |
0.06603 |
56 |
41 |
14 |
1 |
970 |
So, do you come up here often? |
1.2857 |
0.08341 |
56 |
45 |
6 |
5 |
971 |
You know what they say about men with big halos, right? |
1.2857 |
0.07942 |
56 |
44 |
8 |
4 |
972 |
Why did I expect things to be different up here? |
1.2857 |
0.07078 |
56 |
42 |
12 |
2 |
973 |
Apparently size does matter. |
1.2857 |
0.08341 |
56 |
45 |
6 |
5 |
974 |
Actually, it's more of a curse. |
1.2857 |
0.07078 |
56 |
42 |
12 |
2 |
975 |
Well, of course it's a sin to brag, but I'm very... very...good. |
1.2857 |
0.07522 |
56 |
43 |
10 |
3 |
976 |
Do they shrink the longer you've been here? |
1.2857 |
0.07078 |
56 |
42 |
12 |
2 |
977 |
Holier than thou? I get that a lot. |
1.2857 |
0.07078 |
56 |
42 |
12 |
2 |
978 |
This halo would be shrinking, if He knew what I was thinking!! |
1.2830 |
0.08249 |
53 |
42 |
7 |
4 |
979 |
... and that's the story of me sleeping with three other guys in Bali that summer. |
1.2830 |
0.08678 |
53 |
43 |
5 |
5 |
980 |
Please don't think I'm compensating. |
1.2830 |
0.07797 |
53 |
41 |
9 |
3 |
981 |
I'm afraid that we're incompatible |
1.2830 |
0.08249 |
53 |
42 |
7 |
4 |
982 |
It's not a halo it's an exit. |
1.2830 |
0.07317 |
53 |
40 |
11 |
2 |
983 |
It's all silicone and only one week recovery. |
1.2830 |
0.07797 |
53 |
41 |
9 |
3 |
984 |
Mine is a portal |
1.2830 |
0.07797 |
53 |
41 |
9 |
3 |
985 |
...AND ... my dog was a rescue. |
1.2830 |
0.07797 |
53 |
41 |
9 |
3 |
986 |
I was so surprised to find out that size does matter. |
1.2830 |
0.08249 |
53 |
42 |
7 |
4 |
987 |
Yeah, I'm vegan...is it obvious? |
1.2830 |
0.07797 |
53 |
41 |
9 |
3 |
988 |
Well, you know what they say, the bigger the halo... |
1.2821 |
0.06554 |
78 |
61 |
12 |
5 |
989 |
Halo? No. Ozone layer. |
1.2807 |
0.07818 |
57 |
45 |
8 |
4 |
990 |
Yea, you can see how well gender equality works here. |
1.2807 |
0.06505 |
57 |
42 |
14 |
1 |
991 |
Why in Heaven's name would you ask about equal pay now? |
1.2807 |
0.07406 |
57 |
44 |
10 |
3 |
992 |
I was just too good to be true! |
1.2807 |
0.07406 |
57 |
44 |
10 |
3 |
993 |
I ordered from the secret menu. |
1.2807 |
0.06970 |
57 |
43 |
12 |
2 |
994 |
It's called an iHalo 6 plus - some guy called Steve sold it to me |
1.2807 |
0.07406 |
57 |
44 |
10 |
3 |
995 |
My doctor said I should keep an eye on it. |
1.2807 |
0.07818 |
57 |
45 |
8 |
4 |
996 |
Turns out Viagra is the one thing you CAN take with you... |
1.2807 |
0.07818 |
57 |
45 |
8 |
4 |
997 |
People say I'm a dead ringer. |
1.2807 |
0.07406 |
57 |
44 |
10 |
3 |
998 |
It will be the same size as yours when the Viagra wears off. |
1.2807 |
0.06505 |
57 |
42 |
14 |
1 |
999 |
When I'm bad, I'm bad, but when I'm good, I'm very, very good. |
1.2807 |
0.07406 |
57 |
44 |
10 |
3 |
1000 |
Yes, it's true, even this is a man's world. |
1.2807 |
0.07406 |
57 |
44 |
10 |
3 |
1001 |
Why, yes, thank you. I am holier than thou. |
1.2807 |
0.07818 |
57 |
45 |
8 |
4 |
1002 |
No,no, not a halo; just a hole I dropped through. |
1.2807 |
0.07406 |
57 |
44 |
10 |
3 |
1003 |
They have a Costco. |
1.2807 |
0.07818 |
57 |
45 |
8 |
4 |
1004 |
I was always told I'd get my reward in heaven. |
1.2807 |
0.06970 |
57 |
43 |
12 |
2 |
1005 |
It helps me move in larger circles. |
1.2807 |
0.07406 |
57 |
44 |
10 |
3 |
1006 |
I had a Groupon for it. |
1.2807 |
0.06505 |
57 |
42 |
14 |
1 |
1007 |
I've never heard of halo envy. |
1.2807 |
0.06970 |
57 |
43 |
12 |
2 |
1008 |
Wait until you see my hands. |
1.2807 |
0.07818 |
57 |
45 |
8 |
4 |
1009 |
It's not the size of the halo but the motion of the devotion, baby. |
1.2807 |
0.08209 |
57 |
46 |
6 |
5 |
1010 |
I made it myself, in shop class. |
1.2807 |
0.06970 |
57 |
43 |
12 |
2 |
1011 |
Even here, size still counts! |
1.2807 |
0.07818 |
57 |
45 |
8 |
4 |
1012 |
I'm not one to brag, but I did invent the hula hoop. |
1.2807 |
0.07406 |
57 |
44 |
10 |
3 |
1013 |
What are you talking about? If anything, I'm UNDER compensating. |
1.2807 |
0.07406 |
57 |
44 |
10 |
3 |
1014 |
Yeah, seems we've been working on this Halo Equity Gap for, like, eternity |
1.2807 |
0.07406 |
57 |
44 |
10 |
3 |
1015 |
Why yes! I am from Utah. How could you tell? |
1.2807 |
0.07818 |
57 |
45 |
8 |
4 |
1016 |
Overcompensating for what? |
1.2807 |
0.06970 |
57 |
43 |
12 |
2 |
1017 |
It's called the halo effect. |
1.2807 |
0.06970 |
57 |
43 |
12 |
2 |
1018 |
AngelsMingle.com |
1.2807 |
0.07818 |
57 |
45 |
8 |
4 |
1019 |
For just a little more, I super-sized it. |
1.2807 |
0.07406 |
57 |
44 |
10 |
3 |
1020 |
Who knew it would stretch when all my sins were washed clean? |
1.2807 |
0.07406 |
57 |
44 |
10 |
3 |
1021 |
Do you know that you have a heavenly body? |
1.2807 |
0.07818 |
57 |
45 |
8 |
4 |
1022 |
It's a loaner while mine's in the shop |
1.2807 |
0.07406 |
57 |
44 |
10 |
3 |
1023 |
Yeah, I died a virgin. How 'bout you? |
1.2807 |
0.08209 |
57 |
46 |
6 |
5 |
1024 |
Viagra? No. Why do you ask? |
1.2807 |
0.06970 |
57 |
43 |
12 |
2 |
1025 |
God’s got a good sense of humor. On Earth, I was the hula hoop champion. |
1.2807 |
0.07406 |
57 |
44 |
10 |
3 |
1026 |
So there's a halo gap in heaven? |
1.2807 |
0.06970 |
57 |
43 |
12 |
2 |
1027 |
Welcome to heaven as it is on earth. |
1.2807 |
0.07818 |
57 |
45 |
8 |
4 |
1028 |
I was a loophole lawyer. |
1.2807 |
0.06970 |
57 |
43 |
12 |
2 |
1029 |
I had to jump through several big hoops to get here. |
1.2787 |
0.07064 |
61 |
47 |
11 |
3 |
1030 |
"Now if I remember correctly, you got our house, summer home, and the sailboat. I got to keep my tools and the Porsche". |
1.2778 |
0.07199 |
54 |
41 |
11 |
2 |
1031 |
Well, I don't want to sound holier than thou... |
1.2778 |
0.07199 |
54 |
41 |
11 |
2 |
1032 |
And when I get bored, I use it as a hula hoop. |
1.2778 |
0.07669 |
54 |
42 |
9 |
3 |
1033 |
Honestly, I’m not one to let size go to my head. |
1.2778 |
0.08112 |
54 |
43 |
7 |
4 |
1034 |
Sure, the upgrade was so expensive I had to take out a loan, but I literally have an eternity to pay it back. |
1.2778 |
0.06696 |
54 |
40 |
13 |
1 |
1035 |
I do not have a holier-than-thou attitude. |
1.2778 |
0.07199 |
54 |
41 |
11 |
2 |
1036 |
Not even God could get Hamilton tickets without cashing in a favor |
1.2778 |
0.08112 |
54 |
43 |
7 |
4 |
1037 |
Hula hoop champion, 1964. |
1.2778 |
0.07669 |
54 |
42 |
9 |
3 |
1038 |
The platinum package also included extra wings and an after-lifetime guarantee. |
1.2778 |
0.07669 |
54 |
42 |
9 |
3 |
1039 |
Are you telling me size doesn’t matter here? |
1.2778 |
0.07199 |
54 |
41 |
11 |
2 |
1040 |
I swear... it never crossed my mind. |
1.2778 |
0.07669 |
54 |
42 |
9 |
3 |
1041 |
Yeah, maybe one day, women will have halos the same size as men. |
1.2778 |
0.07199 |
54 |
41 |
11 |
2 |
1042 |
Believe me, I'm no angel. I just fell through a open manhole! |
1.2778 |
0.07669 |
54 |
42 |
9 |
3 |
1043 |
It reflects my deep and fulfilling faith in female angels. |
1.2778 |
0.07669 |
54 |
42 |
9 |
3 |
1044 |
They were all out of mediums. |
1.2778 |
0.06696 |
54 |
40 |
13 |
1 |
1045 |
I also have really big hands. |
1.2778 |
0.08112 |
54 |
43 |
7 |
4 |
1046 |
"Well, a big 'hello' to you too! |
1.2778 |
0.08112 |
54 |
43 |
7 |
4 |
1047 |
I won't say Holier than who, but you get the picture. |
1.2778 |
0.08532 |
54 |
44 |
5 |
5 |
1048 |
I've been taking halo enhancement capsules I found on the internet. |
1.2778 |
0.07669 |
54 |
42 |
9 |
3 |
1049 |
I know. This is just my ego. |
1.2778 |
0.07669 |
54 |
42 |
9 |
3 |
1050 |
This is not what I meant when I prayed to become well endowed. |
1.2778 |
0.08112 |
54 |
43 |
7 |
4 |
1051 |
The size of my halo slows me down, but I do get better service. |
1.2778 |
0.06152 |
54 |
39 |
15 |
0 |
1052 |
Does this halo make my ass look big? |
1.2778 |
0.08112 |
54 |
43 |
7 |
4 |
1053 |
Well, size matters here too. Sorry. |
1.2778 |
0.07669 |
54 |
42 |
9 |
3 |
1054 |
What they say is true; big halo, ..... |
1.2778 |
0.08112 |
54 |
43 |
7 |
4 |
1055 |
" It's actually a Hula hoop malfunction". |
1.2778 |
0.07199 |
54 |
41 |
11 |
2 |
1056 |
Yours was way larger before last night |
1.2766 |
0.07874 |
47 |
36 |
9 |
2 |
1057 |
One of many hoops I had to jump through to get here. |
1.2759 |
0.05920 |
58 |
42 |
16 |
0 |
1058 |
"Halo affect" trumps "halo effect". |
1.2759 |
0.07697 |
58 |
46 |
8 |
4 |
1059 |
OK, I admit it. I'm holier than thou |
1.2745 |
0.07960 |
51 |
40 |
8 |
3 |
1060 |
Because She likes me better than you. |
1.2745 |
0.07960 |
51 |
40 |
8 |
3 |
1061 |
I supported Bernie. |
1.2745 |
0.07960 |
51 |
40 |
8 |
3 |
1062 |
What do you mean I have a "holyier than thou" attitude? |
1.2727 |
0.07979 |
55 |
44 |
7 |
4 |
1063 |
I can see you were good but not too good. |
1.2727 |
0.07085 |
55 |
42 |
11 |
2 |
1064 |
Actually, it's a hula hoop. I didn't qualify for a halo. |
1.2727 |
0.07085 |
55 |
42 |
11 |
2 |
1065 |
To be honest, I'm a little sick of being good. |
1.2727 |
0.07085 |
55 |
42 |
11 |
2 |
1066 |
No, Honestly! I really was the guy who invented the Hula Hoop! |
1.2727 |
0.07085 |
55 |
42 |
11 |
2 |
1067 |
I need more personal space. |
1.2727 |
0.07085 |
55 |
42 |
11 |
2 |
1068 |
Mine doubles as a hula-hoop. |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
1069 |
And, a big Halo to you, sweetie! |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
1070 |
my death was magna cum laude |
1.2727 |
0.07979 |
55 |
44 |
7 |
4 |
1071 |
Think of it as the heavenly wage gap. |
1.2727 |
0.07979 |
55 |
44 |
7 |
4 |
1072 |
That blue pill has strange side effects up here. |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
1073 |
Take care, He disdains halo envy. |
1.2727 |
0.07085 |
55 |
42 |
11 |
2 |
1074 |
There just aren't that many ways to overcompensate up here. |
1.2727 |
0.07979 |
55 |
44 |
7 |
4 |
1075 |
Well, have you ever heard the saying "On Earth as it is in Heaven"? |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
1076 |
I don't know if I'd call myself 'holier than though,' per se... |
1.2727 |
0.07085 |
55 |
42 |
11 |
2 |
1077 |
Please forgive my, "Holier than thou attitude." |
1.2727 |
0.07085 |
55 |
42 |
11 |
2 |
1078 |
How long did it take you to graduate from your safety halo? |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
1079 |
They ran out of halos last week so I got stuck with this hula hoop. |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
1080 |
My goodness grows when I'm near you! |
1.2727 |
0.06593 |
55 |
41 |
13 |
1 |
1081 |
It was only a dollar more to supersize it. |
1.2727 |
0.07085 |
55 |
42 |
11 |
2 |
1082 |
I think it was my insistence on eating only sustainable arugula. |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
1083 |
You wanna ditch the halos and get out of here. |
1.2727 |
0.07085 |
55 |
42 |
11 |
2 |
1084 |
I can tell when you're lying. |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
1085 |
It was cool for a while until I realized I was an atheist. |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
1086 |
Now drop the halo envy and fetch me a beer like the good Lord intended! |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
1087 |
I was the one who removed Mr. Trump's hairpiece at the convention! |
1.2727 |
0.08391 |
55 |
45 |
5 |
5 |
1088 |
Yeah, well I invented the hula hoop. |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
1089 |
Don't get excited, it doesn't mean what you think it means. |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
1090 |
Don't get me wrong, I'm no Saint. |
1.2727 |
0.06593 |
55 |
41 |
13 |
1 |
1091 |
I suffered from compulsive virtue disorder. |
1.2727 |
0.07085 |
55 |
42 |
11 |
2 |
1092 |
It's just a Hula-hoop. I died in the '50s. |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
1093 |
Why yes, I do have a very large harp. |
1.2727 |
0.07085 |
55 |
42 |
11 |
2 |
1094 |
My hands are also larger than average. |
1.2727 |
0.07979 |
55 |
44 |
7 |
4 |
1095 |
It's a side effect of the medication that I was taking for erectile dysfunction. |
1.2727 |
0.07979 |
55 |
44 |
7 |
4 |
1096 |
I got this for completing the bonus missions. |
1.2727 |
0.07979 |
55 |
44 |
7 |
4 |
1097 |
It's not a hula hoop, I'm just glad to see you. |
1.2727 |
0.07979 |
55 |
44 |
7 |
4 |
1098 |
I invented the Hula Hoop. How about you? |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
1099 |
Actually, it's a myth. |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
1100 |
Yeah, I'm REALLY good. |
1.2727 |
0.07085 |
55 |
42 |
11 |
2 |
1101 |
I invented the hula hoop. God's a fan. |
1.2727 |
0.07979 |
55 |
44 |
7 |
4 |
1102 |
and I don’t like to brag, but all this you see is God given |
1.2727 |
0.07085 |
55 |
42 |
11 |
2 |
1103 |
Yes, I've always had a big one. |
1.2692 |
0.07325 |
52 |
40 |
10 |
2 |
1104 |
. . . Not that I think I'm holier than thou, or anything." |
1.2692 |
0.08291 |
52 |
42 |
6 |
4 |
1105 |
Eternally speaking, size does matter. |
1.2692 |
0.07823 |
52 |
41 |
8 |
3 |
1106 |
Don't let the huge halo fool you -- I'm really a bad boy who needs taming. |
1.2692 |
0.07823 |
52 |
41 |
8 |
3 |
1107 |
If my halo lasts longer than four hours, will you marry me? |
1.2692 |
0.08291 |
52 |
42 |
6 |
4 |
1108 |
This time, it's forever. |
1.2692 |
0.07325 |
52 |
40 |
10 |
2 |
1109 |
As you can see I'm not that kind of guy. |
1.2692 |
0.07325 |
52 |
40 |
10 |
2 |
1110 |
I use it as a hula hoop when I get bored. |
1.2692 |
0.06791 |
52 |
39 |
12 |
1 |
1111 |
I always use the tumble-dry setting. Keeps it from shrinking. |
1.2692 |
0.08291 |
52 |
42 |
6 |
4 |
1112 |
Next time, you drive. |
1.2692 |
0.08291 |
52 |
42 |
6 |
4 |
1113 |
But you know what they say about angels with large Halos... |
1.2692 |
0.07823 |
52 |
41 |
8 |
3 |
1114 |
Actually, mine’s just in the shop. This is a loaner from Wham-O. |
1.2692 |
0.07325 |
52 |
40 |
10 |
2 |
1115 |
I donated regularly to my local classical music station |
1.2692 |
0.08291 |
52 |
42 |
6 |
4 |
1116 |
I thought they were giving out something else so I said, "Give me the largest one." |
1.2679 |
0.06974 |
56 |
43 |
11 |
2 |
1117 |
Yeah that's right, I'm that good. |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
1118 |
Apparently, it's proportional. |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
1119 |
Actually, halo circumference is a much better indicator than height or hand size. |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
1120 |
I am a little tongue tied: it's been 560 years since I asked a girl out on a date... |
1.2679 |
0.07850 |
56 |
45 |
7 |
4 |
1121 |
This is my fat halo. |
1.2679 |
0.06492 |
56 |
42 |
13 |
1 |
1122 |
I also have big feet. |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
1123 |
if it lasts more than four hours, they clip my wings. |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
1124 |
In life, I was a Mormon. |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
1125 |
My dating App promised a match made in Heaven. |
1.2679 |
0.06974 |
56 |
43 |
11 |
2 |
1126 |
You say goodbye, but I say 'halo'. 'Halo, halo...' |
1.2679 |
0.06974 |
56 |
43 |
11 |
2 |
1127 |
I trust you've heard the expression "too big to fail." |
1.2679 |
0.07850 |
56 |
45 |
7 |
4 |
1128 |
If I can get it down around my belly, you'll see something really cool. |
1.2679 |
0.07850 |
56 |
45 |
7 |
4 |
1129 |
Are you going to make Heaven great again? |
1.2679 |
0.06974 |
56 |
43 |
11 |
2 |
1130 |
Sorry. We don't have equal pray for equal work. |
1.2679 |
0.08254 |
56 |
46 |
5 |
5 |
1131 |
It only this size for four hours. |
1.2679 |
0.06974 |
56 |
43 |
11 |
2 |
1132 |
It's not the size of the halo in the man, it's the size of the man in the halo. |
1.2679 |
0.06974 |
56 |
43 |
11 |
2 |
1133 |
I am tempted, but I am holier than thou. |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
1134 |
Halo? Is it me you're looking for? |
1.2679 |
0.06974 |
56 |
43 |
11 |
2 |
1135 |
Is that a hula hoop or are you just glad to see me? |
1.2679 |
0.06974 |
56 |
43 |
11 |
2 |
1136 |
I used to have a very big head. |
1.2679 |
0.06974 |
56 |
43 |
11 |
2 |
1137 |
It's supposed to last for up to five hours. |
1.2679 |
0.07850 |
56 |
45 |
7 |
4 |
1138 |
I invented the Hula hoop. |
1.2679 |
0.07850 |
56 |
45 |
7 |
4 |
1139 |
What do you mean I'm too halocentric? |
1.2679 |
0.06974 |
56 |
43 |
11 |
2 |
1140 |
It's really a hole in the ozone layer. |
1.2679 |
0.06974 |
56 |
43 |
11 |
2 |
1141 |
Apparently, there is viagra in heaven. |
1.2679 |
0.07850 |
56 |
45 |
7 |
4 |
1142 |
Yeah, it's the Stetson of halos. |
1.2679 |
0.06974 |
56 |
43 |
11 |
2 |
1143 |
I need to talk to a shrink. |
1.2679 |
0.06974 |
56 |
43 |
11 |
2 |
1144 |
I'll bet your wondering how good I've been. |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
1145 |
I thought Envy was a sin |
1.2679 |
0.07850 |
56 |
45 |
7 |
4 |
1146 |
Would you like to play with my hula hoop? |
1.2679 |
0.06974 |
56 |
43 |
11 |
2 |
1147 |
It's actually an iHalo 6 Plus, it was just released last week. |
1.2679 |
0.06492 |
56 |
42 |
13 |
1 |
1148 |
What is this 'manspreading' thou speakest of? |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
1149 |
It's made by Wham-O. |
1.2679 |
0.06974 |
56 |
43 |
11 |
2 |
1150 |
You know what they say, "big halo, big hands." |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
1151 |
I invented the "Halo Extender, For Men," it usually lasts about five hours. |
1.2679 |
0.07850 |
56 |
45 |
7 |
4 |
1152 |
Am I holier than thou? |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
1153 |
I tell everyone I was really good, but it's actually a hula hoop. |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
1154 |
Truthfully, really: Does size matter? |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
1155 |
Well ah, yes, I am holier than thou. |
1.2679 |
0.07850 |
56 |
45 |
7 |
4 |
1156 |
Good heavens. You barely made it! |
1.2653 |
0.06372 |
49 |
36 |
13 |
0 |
1157 |
Now do you believe I was always right? |
1.2653 |
0.07590 |
49 |
38 |
9 |
2 |
1158 |
Yes, it's true what they say about the size of one's halo. |
1.2642 |
0.07204 |
53 |
41 |
10 |
2 |
1159 |
God's working at closing the gap. |
1.2642 |
0.06681 |
53 |
40 |
12 |
1 |
1160 |
Yeah, I HAVE lost a lot of weight since High School. |
1.2642 |
0.07204 |
53 |
41 |
10 |
2 |
1161 |
Do you think it makes my butt look small? |
1.2642 |
0.06114 |
53 |
39 |
14 |
0 |
1162 |
Naw! It's just a hole in the ozone layer. |
1.2642 |
0.08149 |
53 |
43 |
6 |
4 |
1163 |
To paraphrase George Orwell, "All angels are created equal, but some are more equal than others." |
1.2642 |
0.07691 |
53 |
42 |
8 |
3 |
1164 |
It's huge, it's really beautiful. Everybody says so. |
1.2642 |
0.07691 |
53 |
42 |
8 |
3 |
1165 |
Remember calling me a 'goddamned overachiever'? |
1.2642 |
0.08149 |
53 |
43 |
6 |
4 |
1166 |
It covers a multitude of sins. |
1.2642 |
0.06681 |
53 |
40 |
12 |
1 |
1167 |
It's my old man's, but he let me take it out for a spin. |
1.2642 |
0.07691 |
53 |
42 |
8 |
3 |
1168 |
I've lost a lot of weight since I've been up here. |
1.2642 |
0.07204 |
53 |
41 |
10 |
2 |
1169 |
Err, I gave Sister Teresa a free cab ride once. |
1.2642 |
0.07691 |
53 |
42 |
8 |
3 |
1170 |
I know it's heaven, but we could have a hell of a good time. |
1.2642 |
0.07691 |
53 |
42 |
8 |
3 |
1171 |
I'm fine as long as it lasts for less than four hours. |
1.2642 |
0.07204 |
53 |
41 |
10 |
2 |
1172 |
It's sad that so many exaggerate their true halo size on e-Heaven, don't you think? |
1.2642 |
0.08149 |
53 |
43 |
6 |
4 |
1173 |
So I told Him, with the right marketing plan, we can create a huge halo effect. |
1.2642 |
0.07691 |
53 |
42 |
8 |
3 |
1174 |
No, really. I LIKE small halos. |
1.2642 |
0.07204 |
53 |
41 |
10 |
2 |
1175 |
I was more than good, I was National Hula hoop champion, 1957 |
1.2642 |
0.07204 |
53 |
41 |
10 |
2 |
1176 |
What can I say? The donuts up here are heavenly. |
1.2642 |
0.07204 |
53 |
41 |
10 |
2 |
1177 |
Classic situational irony: You like bad boys. |
1.2642 |
0.07691 |
53 |
42 |
8 |
3 |
1178 |
Who says you can't take your elite mileage bonus with you? |
1.2642 |
0.07204 |
53 |
41 |
10 |
2 |
1179 |
You know, it's true what they say about men with big halos. |
1.2642 |
0.08583 |
53 |
44 |
4 |
5 |
1180 |
Yeah, it means exactly what you think it does. |
1.2642 |
0.07691 |
53 |
42 |
8 |
3 |
1181 |
Yes honey, I'm gay! |
1.2642 |
0.07204 |
53 |
41 |
10 |
2 |
1182 |
I was always a big kiss ass |
1.2642 |
0.06681 |
53 |
40 |
12 |
1 |
1183 |
Actually, Janice, size *does* matter. |
1.2642 |
0.08149 |
53 |
43 |
6 |
4 |
1184 |
Really? Even up here size matters? |
1.2642 |
0.07691 |
53 |
42 |
8 |
3 |
1185 |
Wouldn't you like to know... |
1.2632 |
0.06867 |
57 |
44 |
11 |
2 |
1186 |
Some of us are more equal than others. |
1.2632 |
0.07309 |
57 |
45 |
9 |
3 |
1187 |
Even "here"we do not get equal pay and benefits! |
1.2632 |
0.06867 |
57 |
44 |
11 |
2 |
1188 |
It's part of the premium package. |
1.2600 |
0.07456 |
50 |
39 |
9 |
2 |
1189 |
I drove a taxi and everyone prayed for me. |
1.2600 |
0.08480 |
50 |
41 |
5 |
4 |
1190 |
Is it that obvious? |
1.2600 |
0.06887 |
50 |
38 |
11 |
1 |
1191 |
I'll trade you my hula-hoop for your frisbee. |
1.2600 |
0.07985 |
50 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
1192 |
In the catalog, the photo looked a lot smaller. |
1.2600 |
0.06887 |
50 |
38 |
11 |
1 |
1193 |
The difference is I was a priest and you were a nun. |
1.2600 |
0.07985 |
50 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
1194 |
It's not the size of the halo, it's what you do with it. |
1.2593 |
0.06574 |
54 |
41 |
12 |
1 |
1195 |
it gets bigger round pretty angels like you |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
1196 |
Just patented it, the Halo Hoop |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
1197 |
So NOW you're telling me you find me attractive?! |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
1198 |
I used to have a swelled head |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
1199 |
Yes, size does matter. |
1.2593 |
0.08012 |
54 |
44 |
6 |
4 |
1200 |
Since I met you I feel like I've died and went to heaven. |
1.2593 |
0.08437 |
54 |
45 |
4 |
5 |
1201 |
Interested in halo enlargement? |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
1202 |
Halo be my name |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
1203 |
I'm a member of the honors program. |
1.2593 |
0.06574 |
54 |
41 |
12 |
1 |
1204 |
Well actually, I was hula hooping when I died. |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
1205 |
If you really must know, the Father is my uncle and the Son is my cousin. |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
1206 |
You always said I was holier-than-thou. |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
1207 |
I'm no angel. |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
1208 |
Sometimes, for kicks, I use it as a hula hoop. |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
1209 |
Haaaalooo there. |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
1210 |
I can't help it, I'm just really good. |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
1211 |
Yes, what you're thinking is true and that's one of the reason this place is called heaven. |
1.2593 |
0.08437 |
54 |
45 |
4 |
5 |
1212 |
Sorry, but I'm holier than thou. |
1.2593 |
0.06574 |
54 |
41 |
12 |
1 |
1213 |
I can assure you, I am not compensating for anything. |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
1214 |
I promise you it's not compensation for anything |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
1215 |
By the way, it's true what they say about the size of a guy's halo. |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
1216 |
AND big feet |
1.2593 |
0.06574 |
54 |
41 |
12 |
1 |
1217 |
Actually, size does matter. |
1.2593 |
0.06574 |
54 |
41 |
12 |
1 |
1218 |
I had to go through many hoops before I got this one. |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
1219 |
I swear I'm not a virgin |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
1220 |
I've lost quite a bit of weight since coming here... |
1.2593 |
0.08012 |
54 |
44 |
6 |
4 |
1221 |
'The devil's in the details." |
1.2593 |
0.06020 |
54 |
40 |
14 |
0 |
1222 |
When I came in, gold was cheaper. |
1.2593 |
0.06574 |
54 |
41 |
12 |
1 |
1223 |
I'm saving myself for my next life. |
1.2593 |
0.08012 |
54 |
44 |
6 |
4 |
1224 |
Instead of selling my soul to the Devil, I shorted it. |
1.2593 |
0.06574 |
54 |
41 |
12 |
1 |
1225 |
I died doing what I love: hula hooping |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
1226 |
I'm afraid it's true even in heaven. |
1.2593 |
0.06574 |
54 |
41 |
12 |
1 |
1227 |
Obviously I am holier than thou! |
1.2586 |
0.07605 |
58 |
47 |
7 |
4 |
1228 |
You say Hoover DAM, I say Hoover DARN. |
1.2553 |
0.07112 |
47 |
36 |
10 |
1 |
1229 |
Who said I am overcompensating for a small harp? |
1.2549 |
0.08328 |
51 |
42 |
5 |
4 |
1230 |
I used to Be a lasso champion |
1.2549 |
0.07843 |
51 |
41 |
7 |
3 |
1231 |
If you wanna get the boss's attention, you gotta think big. |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
1232 |
In my defense, no one said NOT to wash it. |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
1233 |
I know I am not supposed to flirt here, but my halo reacts involuntarily. |
1.2549 |
0.06163 |
51 |
38 |
13 |
0 |
1234 |
It's true what they say about big halos. |
1.2549 |
0.07843 |
51 |
41 |
7 |
3 |
1235 |
As you can see, I have a lot on my mind right now. |
1.2549 |
0.06770 |
51 |
39 |
11 |
1 |
1236 |
What 'holier than thou' attitude are you talking about? |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
1237 |
Hula Hoop Champion. |
1.2549 |
0.06770 |
51 |
39 |
11 |
1 |
1238 |
...and what makes you think I have a big ego? |
1.2549 |
0.08328 |
51 |
42 |
5 |
4 |
1239 |
I've got a big one |
1.2549 |
0.07843 |
51 |
41 |
7 |
3 |
1240 |
You made it through the glass ceiling but, sorry, we have not reached halo equality yet. |
1.2549 |
0.08328 |
51 |
42 |
5 |
4 |
1241 |
The boss says I'm easier to keep an eye on this way. |
1.2549 |
0.08328 |
51 |
42 |
5 |
4 |
1242 |
I can't tell you how many times I've been mistaken for Him! |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
1243 |
Thank you, ma'am. I'm from Texas. |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
1244 |
I don’t mean to brag, but it’s true that my large halo is indicative of…. And, if your small halo means what I believe it does, this could be a match made in heaven. |
1.2549 |
0.07843 |
51 |
41 |
7 |
3 |
1245 |
I don't know about you... but i'm holy-as-hell right now. |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
1246 |
I got in late and all they had left on the shelf were hula hoops. |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
1247 |
I think you got your halo and hula hoop mixed up. |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
1248 |
Yes, I died a virgin |
1.2549 |
0.07843 |
51 |
41 |
7 |
3 |
1249 |
Equality doesn't happen over night. |
1.2549 |
0.06770 |
51 |
39 |
11 |
1 |
1250 |
Yeah that's right. I invented the cloud. |
1.2549 |
0.08328 |
51 |
42 |
5 |
4 |
1251 |
Have you seen my hula hoop, I cant seem to find it anywhere. |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
1252 |
I know, you want to see my hands. |
1.2549 |
0.07843 |
51 |
41 |
7 |
3 |
1253 |
I atoned, but steroids have after effects. |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
1254 |
You're really going to blame me for the halo? I died--that's all I did. I did not ask for one THIS big. Oh, come on, don't give me that look. |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
1255 |
Tossed pizza crusts. What did you do? |
1.2545 |
0.07879 |
55 |
45 |
6 |
4 |
1256 |
Did it hurt? When you fell from heav...darn, that won't work anymore. |
1.2545 |
0.06972 |
55 |
43 |
10 |
2 |
1257 |
It's not easy being holier-than-thou. |
1.2545 |
0.06972 |
55 |
43 |
10 |
2 |
1258 |
I don't like to brag, but you know what they say about the size of a man's halo. |
1.2545 |
0.07439 |
55 |
44 |
8 |
3 |
1259 |
Can I help it if I invested wisely in my Afterlife portfolio? |
1.2545 |
0.07439 |
55 |
44 |
8 |
3 |
1260 |
My friends called me goody two shoes |
1.2545 |
0.05928 |
55 |
41 |
14 |
0 |
1261 |
You know, this halo is anatomically correct. |
1.2545 |
0.06471 |
55 |
42 |
12 |
1 |
1262 |
OK, so you left the iron on. Does it really matter now? |
1.2545 |
0.07879 |
55 |
45 |
6 |
4 |
1263 |
Fancy meeting YOU here. |
1.2545 |
0.07439 |
55 |
44 |
8 |
3 |
1264 |
You have no idea how I feel about you. |
1.2545 |
0.07879 |
55 |
45 |
6 |
4 |
1265 |
I had to redeem all my miles for it, but where else was I going to go? |
1.2545 |
0.07439 |
55 |
44 |
8 |
3 |
1266 |
It's in recognition of my having invented the hula hoop. |
1.2545 |
0.06471 |
55 |
42 |
12 |
1 |
1267 |
I died summa cum laude. |
1.2545 |
0.06972 |
55 |
43 |
10 |
2 |
1268 |
This was part of my early retirement package. |
1.2545 |
0.05928 |
55 |
41 |
14 |
0 |
1269 |
...I had tickets to Hamilton |
1.2545 |
0.07439 |
55 |
44 |
8 |
3 |
1270 |
I guess it's my reward for a super-boring life. |
1.2545 |
0.06972 |
55 |
43 |
10 |
2 |
1271 |
It was the only size they had left. |
1.2545 |
0.07439 |
55 |
44 |
8 |
3 |
1272 |
They only had XL's in stock. |
1.2545 |
0.06471 |
55 |
42 |
12 |
1 |
1273 |
I'm celibate, damn it, and you? |
1.2545 |
0.07879 |
55 |
45 |
6 |
4 |
1274 |
We always like to welcome new comers with a big halo. |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
1275 |
Down there, I drove a VERY small car |
1.2500 |
0.08181 |
52 |
43 |
5 |
4 |
1276 |
I see you're admiring my girth. |
1.2500 |
0.06656 |
52 |
40 |
11 |
1 |
1277 |
Well, up here size does matter! |
1.2500 |
0.07750 |
56 |
46 |
6 |
4 |
1278 |
. . . then I said, 'who is Kim Kardashian?'. |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
1279 |
Howdy,Miss......They call me Tex. |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
1280 |
All angels are holy, but some angels are holier than others. |
1.2500 |
0.07706 |
52 |
42 |
7 |
3 |
1281 |
It's in honor of my Hula Hoop championship when I was twelve. |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
1282 |
It may be Heaven but size still matters |
1.2500 |
0.07706 |
52 |
42 |
7 |
3 |
1283 |
I'm flattered, but frankly the trick has been getting through doorways |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
1284 |
And to think I argued with you when you called me ‘holier than thou.' |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
1285 |
Now do you believe I'm holier than thou? |
1.2500 |
0.06656 |
52 |
40 |
11 |
1 |
1286 |
Why yes, I did drive a Porsche. Why do you ask? |
1.2500 |
0.06656 |
52 |
40 |
11 |
1 |
1287 |
It was an option in my life insurance policy. |
1.2500 |
0.07706 |
52 |
42 |
7 |
3 |
1288 |
Yeah, I'm kind of a big deal. |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
1289 |
Why yes I DID invent the Hula Hoop. Why do you ask? |
1.2500 |
0.07319 |
56 |
45 |
8 |
3 |
1290 |
It's embarrassing, but when I see the Angel of my Dreams.... |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
1291 |
Hon, it's a little late to exchange rings now. |
1.2500 |
0.08681 |
48 |
40 |
4 |
4 |
1292 |
Guess what? Size really does matter. |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
1293 |
It's been four hours or more |
1.2500 |
0.07706 |
52 |
42 |
7 |
3 |
1294 |
It's great that I lost the weight, but now none of my stuff fits. |
1.2500 |
0.06656 |
52 |
40 |
11 |
1 |
1295 |
Actually I'm no saint. That's a manhole. |
1.2500 |
0.06656 |
52 |
40 |
11 |
1 |
1296 |
I'm not as innocent as I look. |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
1297 |
I guess God just cares more about the spotted owl than the whales. |
1.2500 |
0.08181 |
52 |
43 |
5 |
4 |
1298 |
Trust me, being too good to be true, is not all it's cracked up to be. |
1.2500 |
0.06656 |
52 |
40 |
11 |
1 |
1299 |
I can tell already we are a match made in heaven |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
1300 |
Told you I was His favorite! |
1.2500 |
0.08181 |
52 |
43 |
5 |
4 |
1301 |
Wow! It's really as big as you claimed in your Tinder profile! |
1.2500 |
0.07706 |
52 |
42 |
7 |
3 |
1302 |
It came with the Costco lifetime membership. |
1.2500 |
0.06656 |
52 |
40 |
11 |
1 |
1303 |
Yes it's very big. Notice I keep my hands in my pockets. |
1.2500 |
0.07706 |
52 |
42 |
7 |
3 |
1304 |
But so much for me; now tell me about you. |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
1305 |
It's a macHalo. |
1.2500 |
0.06656 |
52 |
40 |
11 |
1 |
1306 |
It's a rental, mine is in the shop. |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
1307 |
Well I drove a Prius. |
1.2500 |
0.07706 |
52 |
42 |
7 |
3 |
1308 |
It's called 'radial enhancement'. |
1.2500 |
0.07706 |
52 |
42 |
7 |
3 |
1309 |
Well, because it's harder for men. |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
1310 |
I was always overcompensating. |
1.2500 |
0.07706 |
52 |
42 |
7 |
3 |
1311 |
Halo? Hell no, I just fell through a hole. |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
1312 |
It's been over five hours, I'm calling God. |
1.2500 |
0.08630 |
52 |
44 |
3 |
5 |
1313 |
Whoever said "Size doesn't matter" was lying. |
1.2500 |
0.08181 |
52 |
43 |
5 |
4 |
1314 |
The pearly gates weren't wide enough. I had to come in through the loading dock. |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
1315 |
Mine's a hula hoop. |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
1316 |
It lasted more than four hours! |
1.2500 |
0.08181 |
52 |
43 |
5 |
4 |
1317 |
My halo is happy to see you! |
1.2500 |
0.06656 |
52 |
40 |
11 |
1 |
1318 |
I call it my 'huge heavenly holy halo hula hoop'. Bet you can't say That three times fast. |
1.2500 |
0.07706 |
52 |
42 |
7 |
3 |
1319 |
What say you help me sin a little and bring it down in size? |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
52 |
39 |
13 |
0 |
1320 |
You should see my boyfriend's! |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
1321 |
The halos were on back order, so I used my daughter's hula hoop. |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
1322 |
I get claustrophobic. |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
1323 |
It's heavier than it looks. |
1.2500 |
0.06656 |
52 |
40 |
11 |
1 |
1324 |
No sweat! Getting here is the important thing. |
1.2500 |
0.06656 |
52 |
40 |
11 |
1 |
1325 |
Sounds like a case of halo envy to me. |
1.2500 |
0.06656 |
52 |
40 |
11 |
1 |
1326 |
Yeah, I know, weird...good lookin' guy like me dies a virgin. But it's true! |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
1327 |
Jesus is coming, look busy! |
1.2500 |
0.07706 |
52 |
42 |
7 |
3 |
1328 |
The gates were closed when I arrived, hence the upgrade. |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
1329 |
But of course--up here!--size doesn't matter |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
1330 |
Alas...not my halo...just a hole in the ceiling... |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
1331 |
It's hell fitting through doorways. |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
52 |
39 |
13 |
0 |
1332 |
It used to belong to a guy from Texas |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
1333 |
Yes, I'm the guy that fixed the Ozone layer, thank you very much. |
1.2500 |
0.06656 |
52 |
40 |
11 |
1 |
1334 |
Careful! Halo-envy is still ENVY. |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
1335 |
If I told you, I'd go to Hell. |
1.2500 |
0.06656 |
52 |
40 |
11 |
1 |
1336 |
It grows when you're around. |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
1337 |
They're trying to get rid of their XXXLs. |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
1338 |
I always hung the toilet paper flap-front. |
1.2500 |
0.07706 |
52 |
42 |
7 |
3 |
1339 |
I cannot tell a lie. |
1.2500 |
0.08181 |
52 |
43 |
5 |
4 |
1340 |
As you can see, size does matter. |
1.2453 |
0.07079 |
53 |
42 |
9 |
2 |
1341 |
I told you the Prius was the way to go. |
1.2453 |
0.07079 |
53 |
42 |
9 |
2 |
1342 |
Oh, sure. But it doesn't count for much up here. |
1.2453 |
0.07574 |
53 |
43 |
7 |
3 |
1343 |
Well yes, smaller looks good on you. |
1.2453 |
0.07574 |
53 |
43 |
7 |
3 |
1344 |
I'm more than just the size of my halo, you know? |
1.2453 |
0.05967 |
53 |
40 |
13 |
0 |
1345 |
If I said how I got this, I would be sent waaaaay South in a flash. |
1.2453 |
0.06547 |
53 |
41 |
11 |
1 |
1346 |
It's a little thing I'm working on called a Hula Halo. |
1.2453 |
0.06547 |
53 |
41 |
11 |
1 |
1347 |
It's a punishment for boasting. |
1.2453 |
0.07574 |
53 |
43 |
7 |
3 |
1348 |
I behaved badly, but I made up for it with a lot of guilt. |
1.2453 |
0.07574 |
53 |
43 |
7 |
3 |
1349 |
Actually, I bought it on e-Bay... |
1.2453 |
0.08039 |
53 |
44 |
5 |
4 |
1350 |
I do good great. |
1.2453 |
0.06547 |
53 |
41 |
11 |
1 |
1351 |
Overcompensating is no sin. |
1.2453 |
0.06547 |
53 |
41 |
11 |
1 |
1352 |
They pulled up my record and saw I failed the BAR exam 11 times before I quit and 'poof' there it was |
1.2453 |
0.07574 |
53 |
43 |
7 |
3 |
1353 |
I'm sorry you feel that way. You'll have to take that up with Angel Resources. |
1.2453 |
0.06547 |
53 |
41 |
11 |
1 |
1354 |
Well, you know what they say about a big halo. |
1.2453 |
0.07574 |
53 |
43 |
7 |
3 |
1355 |
A mid-life crises? You realize we are in this for eternity, right? |
1.2453 |
0.07574 |
53 |
43 |
7 |
3 |
1356 |
I used to do rodeo rope tricks. It takes pracice. |
1.2453 |
0.07079 |
53 |
42 |
9 |
2 |
1357 |
It's always gets big when I meet a pretty angel |
1.2453 |
0.08478 |
53 |
45 |
3 |
5 |
1358 |
'Size doesn't matter,' I believe were your words. |
1.2453 |
0.08039 |
53 |
44 |
5 |
4 |
1359 |
That's not what your halo looks like on your profile pictiure |
1.2453 |
0.08478 |
53 |
45 |
3 |
5 |
1360 |
I went with the platinum package. |
1.2453 |
0.05967 |
53 |
40 |
13 |
0 |
1361 |
Would you believe me if I told you I'm just a better negotiator? |
1.2453 |
0.07574 |
53 |
43 |
7 |
3 |
1362 |
My name's Earl, but my friends call me Goody Goody Two-Shoes. |
1.2453 |
0.08039 |
53 |
44 |
5 |
4 |
1363 |
No. What do they say about big halos? |
1.2453 |
0.07574 |
53 |
43 |
7 |
3 |
1364 |
I've always felt a little holier than thou. |
1.2453 |
0.07079 |
53 |
42 |
9 |
2 |
1365 |
I watched every presidential debate. |
1.2453 |
0.07079 |
53 |
42 |
9 |
2 |
1366 |
I'm the first to die in a Tesla |
1.2453 |
0.07079 |
53 |
42 |
9 |
2 |
1367 |
Yes, I am that guy who took down Donald Trump. |
1.2453 |
0.07574 |
53 |
43 |
7 |
3 |
1368 |
Why do you think they call it 'heaven'? But if this thing lasts longer than four hours, it can be hell. |
1.2453 |
0.07574 |
53 |
43 |
7 |
3 |
1369 |
I got the assault weapons ban reinstated. |
1.2453 |
0.07079 |
53 |
42 |
9 |
2 |
1370 |
At parties it comes in handy as a hula hoop. |
1.2453 |
0.07079 |
53 |
42 |
9 |
2 |
1371 |
No, I'm not especially good, but I did have a successful career as a pizza maker. |
1.2453 |
0.06547 |
53 |
41 |
11 |
1 |
1372 |
Yes, I did pay a bit more for this one. |
1.2453 |
0.07079 |
53 |
42 |
9 |
2 |
1373 |
Single. No girl ever seemed good enough. |
1.2453 |
0.05967 |
53 |
40 |
13 |
0 |
1374 |
I prefer to say, 'More well-rounded than thou.' |
1.2453 |
0.06547 |
53 |
41 |
11 |
1 |
1375 |
What makes you think I am lying? |
1.2453 |
0.08039 |
53 |
44 |
5 |
4 |
1376 |
By the time they got to me, all they had left were Hula Hoops. |
1.2453 |
0.07574 |
53 |
43 |
7 |
3 |
1377 |
I'm not looking for a perfect angel. My halo is big enough for two. |
1.2453 |
0.06547 |
53 |
41 |
11 |
1 |
1378 |
"Bespoke" in the description should have tipped me off to European sizing. |
1.2453 |
0.07574 |
53 |
43 |
7 |
3 |
1379 |
I'm a Platinum member, so the upgrade was free. |
1.2453 |
0.07574 |
53 |
43 |
7 |
3 |
1380 |
Just like on Earth. Size matters. |
1.2453 |
0.07574 |
53 |
43 |
7 |
3 |
1381 |
Trust me. It's not compensating for ANYthing. |
1.2453 |
0.07574 |
53 |
43 |
7 |
3 |
1382 |
Enough of the holier-than-though crap, please. |
1.2453 |
0.07079 |
53 |
42 |
9 |
2 |
1383 |
It's a cowboy thing |
1.2453 |
0.07079 |
53 |
42 |
9 |
2 |
1384 |
It's for my ego |
1.2453 |
0.07574 |
53 |
43 |
7 |
3 |
1385 |
...and then I joined Weight Watchers |
1.2453 |
0.07574 |
53 |
43 |
7 |
3 |
1386 |
Its my angel of the month award--I also get to go out to lunch with the Boss! |
1.2453 |
0.07574 |
53 |
43 |
7 |
3 |
1387 |
Now who thinks size doesn't matter? |
1.2453 |
0.08039 |
53 |
44 |
5 |
4 |
1388 |
No thanks,one woman already had me jumping through hoops |
1.2453 |
0.07574 |
53 |
43 |
7 |
3 |
1389 |
It gets in my way at the drinking fountain |
1.2453 |
0.07079 |
53 |
42 |
9 |
2 |
1390 |
Well...for some of us abstinence was more challenging. |
1.2453 |
0.07079 |
53 |
42 |
9 |
2 |
1391 |
I wasn't expecting to find you here. |
1.2453 |
0.07079 |
53 |
42 |
9 |
2 |
1392 |
Depends what you mean by "gifted" |
1.2453 |
0.06547 |
53 |
41 |
11 |
1 |
1393 |
What can I say, babe? I really am holier than thou. |
1.2453 |
0.07574 |
53 |
43 |
7 |
3 |
1394 |
Well, I did make a lot of money for God |
1.2453 |
0.07574 |
53 |
43 |
7 |
3 |
1395 |
It turns out I was actually holier than thou... |
1.2453 |
0.07079 |
53 |
42 |
9 |
2 |
1396 |
Why? Heaven only knows. |
1.2453 |
0.07079 |
53 |
42 |
9 |
2 |
1397 |
Accidental death by hula hoop. |
1.2453 |
0.08039 |
53 |
44 |
5 |
4 |
1398 |
Perhaps if you had received equal pay . . .? |
1.2453 |
0.07574 |
53 |
43 |
7 |
3 |
1399 |
You made it. That's what really counts. |
1.2453 |
0.07574 |
53 |
43 |
7 |
3 |
1400 |
What's a naughty girl like you doing in a place like this? |
1.2453 |
0.07079 |
53 |
42 |
9 |
2 |
1401 |
I just am holier than thou. |
1.2453 |
0.07079 |
53 |
42 |
9 |
2 |
1402 |
I opted for the "holier than thou" feature. |
1.2449 |
0.08002 |
49 |
40 |
6 |
3 |
1403 |
I didn't realize I was hula hooping so close to the edge of the cliff. |
1.2449 |
0.07452 |
49 |
39 |
8 |
2 |
1404 |
I jump through so many hoops up here that I had mine enlarged. |
1.2449 |
0.08002 |
49 |
40 |
6 |
3 |
1405 |
Yes, it means exactly what you think it means. |
1.2449 |
0.06858 |
49 |
38 |
10 |
1 |
1406 |
Yes, that's what it means, except here we can't use it. |
1.2449 |
0.06858 |
49 |
38 |
10 |
1 |
1407 |
I'm from New York. |
1.2449 |
0.06858 |
49 |
38 |
10 |
1 |
1408 |
Don't blame me for the gender gap |
1.2449 |
0.08002 |
49 |
40 |
6 |
3 |
1409 |
After 25 millennia together - NOW you tell me you prefer the bad boy type? |
1.2449 |
0.08002 |
49 |
40 |
6 |
3 |
1410 |
You like it? It doubles as a hula hoop. |
1.2407 |
0.07902 |
54 |
45 |
5 |
4 |
1411 |
This I can tell you - my halo is huge. There are no problems with my halo. And by the way, my halo and I are going to make Heaven great again! |
1.2407 |
0.06962 |
54 |
43 |
9 |
2 |
1412 |
Donald said I could have it, he's getting a bigger one ! |
1.2407 |
0.06962 |
54 |
43 |
9 |
2 |
1413 |
St. Peter's hearing is going. I told him I wanted bigger wings, not rings. |
1.2407 |
0.07447 |
54 |
44 |
7 |
3 |
1414 |
How'd you guess I drove a Hummer while alive? |
1.2407 |
0.06962 |
54 |
43 |
9 |
2 |
1415 |
I was meek, poor in spirit, along with a few others. |
1.2407 |
0.07447 |
54 |
44 |
7 |
3 |
1416 |
Yeah, I lost mine, so Kanye let me borrow his. |
1.2407 |
0.07902 |
54 |
45 |
5 |
4 |
1417 |
I got in Early Decision |
1.2407 |
0.06962 |
54 |
43 |
9 |
2 |
1418 |
I realize size shouldn't matter but..... |
1.2407 |
0.06962 |
54 |
43 |
9 |
2 |
1419 |
You know what they say about men's halos ? |
1.2407 |
0.07447 |
54 |
44 |
7 |
3 |
1420 |
Yes, I'm really THAT good! |
1.2407 |
0.07902 |
54 |
45 |
5 |
4 |
1421 |
For what it's worth, size still matters. |
1.2407 |
0.07447 |
54 |
44 |
7 |
3 |
1422 |
No, I'm not 'compensating for something'. |
1.2407 |
0.06440 |
54 |
42 |
11 |
1 |
1423 |
And whats ironic is the halo is the exact size as the open manhole! |
1.2407 |
0.06962 |
54 |
43 |
9 |
2 |
1424 |
Whaddya mean I don't have a prayer |
1.2407 |
0.07447 |
54 |
44 |
7 |
3 |
1425 |
Oh this only happens when I meet a really pretty angel. |
1.2400 |
0.06737 |
50 |
39 |
10 |
1 |
1426 |
I've lost a little weight. |
1.2400 |
0.06737 |
50 |
39 |
10 |
1 |
1427 |
You obviously led a more exciting life than I did! |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
1428 |
I have no problem in the halo department. No complaints. |
1.2400 |
0.06737 |
50 |
39 |
10 |
1 |
1429 |
Only an angel would say that size makes no difference. |
1.2400 |
0.06737 |
50 |
39 |
10 |
1 |
1430 |
I had a coupon to supersize my halo. |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
1431 |
, ..., and it has an SPF rating of 100! |
1.2400 |
0.06737 |
50 |
39 |
10 |
1 |
1432 |
Yeah, it's this app I've developed, Uber-Hailo |
1.2400 |
0.07856 |
50 |
41 |
6 |
3 |
1433 |
I got it for always voting Democrat. |
1.2400 |
0.07856 |
50 |
41 |
6 |
3 |
1434 |
Face it honey, your family has been insufferable! |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
1435 |
I was an over-achiever. |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
1436 |
Super-sized it with my Golden Gate Rewards card. |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
1437 |
Call me. I'm around. |
1.2400 |
0.06101 |
50 |
38 |
12 |
0 |
1438 |
I just wish you told me you preferred the bad boy type before I wasted 25 millennia. |
1.2400 |
0.07856 |
50 |
41 |
6 |
3 |
1439 |
Wait'll you see my hands. |
1.2400 |
0.08834 |
50 |
43 |
2 |
5 |
1440 |
I didn't ask for it. It comes with an elite membership. |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
1441 |
Well......A big halloo to you |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
1442 |
Even in heaven, size matters. |
1.2400 |
0.08359 |
50 |
42 |
4 |
4 |
1443 |
Because I invented the Hula Hoop. |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
1444 |
. . . and I was a blood donor. |
1.2400 |
0.06101 |
50 |
38 |
12 |
0 |
1445 |
I've been told I'm very good. |
1.2400 |
0.06737 |
50 |
39 |
10 |
1 |
1446 |
I bought an XXL, thinking it would shrink. |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
1447 |
I was flattened by a steamroller. |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
1448 |
Actually, this is cloud 10. |
1.2400 |
0.06737 |
50 |
39 |
10 |
1 |
1449 |
It turns out that steroids affect your afterlife also. |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
1450 |
If you must know,I scored St.Peter tickets to the Janis,Jimi,Elvis,John and George concert. |
1.2400 |
0.07856 |
50 |
41 |
6 |
3 |
1451 |
Why yes – I was THAT good. |
1.2400 |
0.06737 |
50 |
39 |
10 |
1 |
1452 |
Let's face it.....you' re no angel. |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
1453 |
When I entered the Pearly Gates, they told me all the married guys got this size. |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
1454 |
That's right, I invented the Hula Hoop. |
1.2400 |
0.07856 |
50 |
41 |
6 |
3 |
1455 |
Its a lot of pressure. |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
1456 |
Sorry Eve, not to night. |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
1457 |
Yeah, you're right -- I AM holier than thou. |
1.2400 |
0.06737 |
50 |
39 |
10 |
1 |
1458 |
Why is it always about size with you guys? |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
1459 |
That's not what I meant by "size matters." |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
1460 |
White male privilege has nothing to do with it. I am just holier than you, God says so. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
1461 |
It doesn't work that way, I'm afraid |
1.2364 |
0.07769 |
55 |
46 |
5 |
4 |
1462 |
I was a Democrat. |
1.2364 |
0.06848 |
55 |
44 |
9 |
2 |
1463 |
Okay, okay. I lied. |
1.2364 |
0.06848 |
55 |
44 |
9 |
2 |
1464 |
Let's just say I didn't get it for good deeds. |
1.2364 |
0.06848 |
55 |
44 |
9 |
2 |
1465 |
I totally dis-endorsed Trump. |
1.2364 |
0.07769 |
55 |
46 |
5 |
4 |
1466 |
It's really an ejection hatch if my wife is here. |
1.2364 |
0.06337 |
55 |
43 |
11 |
1 |
1467 |
People who say size doesn't matter haven't been to heaven. |
1.2364 |
0.07323 |
55 |
45 |
7 |
3 |
1468 |
What do you mean "less is more"? Where the hell am I? |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1469 |
Well, it would hardly be heavenly if I couldn't feel superior. |
1.2353 |
0.07715 |
51 |
42 |
6 |
3 |
1470 |
I'm the I.T. guy. |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1471 |
I'm from Original Ray's Pizza. Did you order a plain, extra large ? |
1.2353 |
0.06620 |
51 |
40 |
10 |
1 |
1472 |
Most people just don’t get my holier-than-thou attitude. |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1473 |
It's from sucking up to the boss. You thought you were done with that, huh? |
1.2353 |
0.08207 |
51 |
43 |
4 |
4 |
1474 |
Does halo size even matter here in Heaven? Only one way to find out... |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1475 |
They were out of seven and a quarter. |
1.2353 |
0.07715 |
51 |
42 |
6 |
3 |
1476 |
So, uh, do you come to this cloud often? |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1477 |
I hope it's really me you're unterested in and not just the bling... |
1.2353 |
0.07715 |
51 |
42 |
6 |
3 |
1478 |
I took out the entire NRA leadership. At a gun show. With an assault rifle I bought there. |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1479 |
What can I say. On Angelbook, I've got more friends. |
1.2353 |
0.07715 |
51 |
42 |
6 |
3 |
1480 |
Let me saintsplain something to you. |
1.2353 |
0.07715 |
51 |
42 |
6 |
3 |
1481 |
I exercise! |
1.2353 |
0.07715 |
51 |
42 |
6 |
3 |
1482 |
What makes you say I'm lying? |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1483 |
It's true; size really does matter, even here in Heaven. |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1484 |
Yes, I was texting while driving but it was a bible verse... |
1.2353 |
0.06620 |
51 |
40 |
10 |
1 |
1485 |
We have so much in common! Both headed our local Dump the Trump groups, both were murdered by Sig Sauer MCX owners, and NOW we're in the same New Yorker cartoon! |
1.2353 |
0.08207 |
51 |
43 |
4 |
4 |
1486 |
After graduation from the elite preschool, the rest was easy. |
1.2353 |
0.07715 |
51 |
42 |
6 |
3 |
1487 |
If you think my halo is big... |
1.2353 |
0.07715 |
51 |
42 |
6 |
3 |
1488 |
It's called a hula halo. |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1489 |
Of course, it is a ring of confidence. |
1.2353 |
0.07715 |
51 |
42 |
6 |
3 |
1490 |
It's the halo effect of having doubled my PBS contribution |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1491 |
Let's both agree that size doesn't matter here. |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1492 |
Apparently pride is not one of the seven deadly sins. |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1493 |
Yes, but I have a small ego. |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1494 |
...and a big hallo to you! |
1.2353 |
0.07715 |
51 |
42 |
6 |
3 |
1495 |
So ... do you finally accept that I'm holier than thou? |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1496 |
'It's not a Commandment, exactly, but it's been policy for quite a while." |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1497 |
My attitude comes the fact that I actually am holier than thou. |
1.2353 |
0.08207 |
51 |
43 |
4 |
4 |
1498 |
You know what they say about big halos up here ! |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1499 |
I've got the biggest one in paradise. |
1.2353 |
0.07715 |
51 |
42 |
6 |
3 |
1500 |
All true what you've heard about big halos. |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1501 |
No, for halo it's true. Hands and feet are a myth. |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1502 |
I was told there would be 70 of you |
1.2353 |
0.07715 |
51 |
42 |
6 |
3 |
1503 |
That's what He said. |
1.2353 |
0.07715 |
51 |
42 |
6 |
3 |
1504 |
I started contributing to the church very early plus compounding, voila! |
1.2353 |
0.05999 |
51 |
39 |
12 |
0 |
1505 |
What makes you think I was staring at your wings? |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1506 |
I thought I ordered a medium. |
1.2353 |
0.07715 |
51 |
42 |
6 |
3 |
1507 |
Does size really matter? |
1.2353 |
0.08207 |
51 |
43 |
4 |
4 |
1508 |
The gang up here just call me "Hula Hoop" |
1.2353 |
0.08207 |
51 |
43 |
4 |
4 |
1509 |
They're calling it the Halo Hoop. |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1510 |
I've upgraded for increased bandwidth! |
1.2353 |
0.06620 |
51 |
40 |
10 |
1 |
1511 |
I don't mean to brag, but... |
1.2353 |
0.07715 |
51 |
42 |
6 |
3 |
1512 |
Be honest... did you swipe right after seeing the size of my halo? |
1.2353 |
0.06620 |
51 |
40 |
10 |
1 |
1513 |
Some stretching is normal during rebirth. |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1514 |
I've died and gone to Heaven! |
1.2353 |
0.06620 |
51 |
40 |
10 |
1 |
1515 |
Clearly, small hands have no correlation. |
1.2353 |
0.08207 |
51 |
43 |
4 |
4 |
1516 |
Want to have sex? I'm very, very, very, very good. |
1.2353 |
0.06620 |
51 |
40 |
10 |
1 |
1517 |
I actually did save my customers 15% by switching them to Geico. |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1518 |
People always said I was holier than thou. |
1.2353 |
0.06620 |
51 |
40 |
10 |
1 |
1519 |
There's a wage gap up here too. |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1520 |
I have an enlarged halo |
1.2353 |
0.05999 |
51 |
39 |
12 |
0 |
1521 |
Sorry, but my halo has a mind of its own. |
1.2353 |
0.07715 |
51 |
42 |
6 |
3 |
1522 |
...I always lifted the lid. |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1523 |
It's not a sin to overcompensate. |
1.2353 |
0.07715 |
51 |
42 |
6 |
3 |
1524 |
And how much did you donate to the St. Peter 2016 PAC? |
1.2353 |
0.07715 |
51 |
42 |
6 |
3 |
1525 |
It's a hula hoop AND I'm happy to see you. |
1.2353 |
0.07715 |
51 |
42 |
6 |
3 |
1526 |
How do you feel about tithing on the first date? |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1527 |
No Internet. |
1.2353 |
0.07715 |
51 |
42 |
6 |
3 |
1528 |
It's LED, it uses less energy. |
1.2353 |
0.05999 |
51 |
39 |
12 |
0 |
1529 |
Actually it's the manhole I fell through. |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1530 |
I did a lot of good for a lot of bad people. |
1.2353 |
0.07715 |
51 |
42 |
6 |
3 |
1531 |
Will you help make my halo smaller? |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1532 |
Apparently heaven ran out of halos, so they have me this sweet hula-hoop! |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1533 |
C'mon, we'll have fun. It doubles as a hula hoop. |
1.2353 |
0.07715 |
51 |
42 |
6 |
3 |
1534 |
I ordered it from the Trump catalog. |
1.2353 |
0.07715 |
51 |
42 |
6 |
3 |
1535 |
Unequal pay, unequal halos, but you get that nice sash. |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1536 |
They said there was a typo, and I ended up with a hula. |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1537 |
I pledged a lot to the Kickstarter campaign. |
1.2353 |
0.07715 |
51 |
42 |
6 |
3 |
1538 |
Come over to my cloud and bask in the halo effect. |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1539 |
I guess I'm a little holier than I thought. |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1540 |
Your halo would bigger if you didn't offer me that apple. |
1.2353 |
0.06620 |
51 |
40 |
10 |
1 |
1541 |
I'm a good bluffer. |
1.2353 |
0.06620 |
51 |
40 |
10 |
1 |
1542 |
You did notice I have very LARGE HANDS. |
1.2353 |
0.07715 |
51 |
42 |
6 |
3 |
1543 |
I am NOT overcompensating! |
1.2353 |
0.06620 |
51 |
40 |
10 |
1 |
1544 |
Want to see my hands? |
1.2353 |
0.07715 |
51 |
42 |
6 |
3 |
1545 |
The request was for a halo. Damn autocorrect. |
1.2353 |
0.08207 |
51 |
43 |
4 |
4 |
1546 |
Up here, Melissa, you can have 'holier than thou,' or you can have ironic distance. You can't have both. |
1.2340 |
0.08168 |
47 |
39 |
5 |
3 |
1547 |
Sun protection is so important, especially up here. |
1.2340 |
0.08168 |
47 |
39 |
5 |
3 |
1548 |
And it's not even a problem if it lasts for eternity. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
1549 |
I was always the favorite child. |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
1550 |
My personal trainer is a miracle worker. |
1.2308 |
0.07063 |
52 |
42 |
8 |
2 |
1551 |
I starred in movies for the Hallmark Channel. And you? |
1.2308 |
0.07063 |
52 |
42 |
8 |
2 |
1552 |
It appear you were right about one thing. I am really am holier than thou. |
1.2308 |
0.07063 |
52 |
42 |
8 |
2 |
1553 |
Where have you been all my life? |
1.2308 |
0.06508 |
52 |
41 |
10 |
1 |
1554 |
I got all my values from 'The New Yorker'. |
1.2308 |
0.07063 |
52 |
42 |
8 |
2 |
1555 |
Money talks. |
1.2308 |
0.07063 |
52 |
42 |
8 |
2 |
1556 |
Well, actually, I’m a vegan. |
1.2308 |
0.07578 |
52 |
43 |
6 |
3 |
1557 |
God gave me this for a really good joke I told him. |
1.2308 |
0.08061 |
52 |
44 |
4 |
4 |
1558 |
As a matter of fact, I do think I'm holier than thou. |
1.2308 |
0.07063 |
52 |
42 |
8 |
2 |
1559 |
I don't show this to just anybody. |
1.2308 |
0.06508 |
52 |
41 |
10 |
1 |
1560 |
Can you guess what I'm thinking? |
1.2308 |
0.07063 |
52 |
42 |
8 |
2 |
1561 |
All you have to do is say "Supersize me". |
1.2308 |
0.06508 |
52 |
41 |
10 |
1 |
1562 |
They're naming some new saints, and I may toss my halo in the ring. |
1.2308 |
0.07578 |
52 |
43 |
6 |
3 |
1563 |
they give the big halo to the greeter |
1.2308 |
0.06508 |
52 |
41 |
10 |
1 |
1564 |
If you think that's big, check this out. |
1.2308 |
0.07578 |
52 |
43 |
6 |
3 |
1565 |
This was an unintended side effect of my weight loss. |
1.2308 |
0.07063 |
52 |
42 |
8 |
2 |
1566 |
I just keep things in perspective. |
1.2308 |
0.06508 |
52 |
41 |
10 |
1 |
1567 |
Actually, this is regulation width. |
1.2308 |
0.05900 |
52 |
40 |
12 |
0 |
1568 |
I was President Trump's Press Secretary for all eight years. |
1.2308 |
0.08061 |
52 |
44 |
4 |
4 |
1569 |
They wouldn't let me bring my Ferrari. |
1.2308 |
0.07063 |
52 |
42 |
8 |
2 |
1570 |
How did I do It? Simple. Stay out of politics, away from the stock market, and eat all my vegetables. |
1.2308 |
0.06508 |
52 |
41 |
10 |
1 |
1571 |
I've been told that size does matter. |
1.2308 |
0.07578 |
52 |
43 |
6 |
3 |
1572 |
I wish size mattered up here, but it doesn't. |
1.2308 |
0.06508 |
52 |
41 |
10 |
1 |
1573 |
If you've got it. Flaunt it |
1.2308 |
0.06508 |
52 |
41 |
10 |
1 |
1574 |
It almost feels like those little blue pills are still with me. |
1.2308 |
0.07578 |
52 |
43 |
6 |
3 |
1575 |
No, nothing special. Just an ozone hole. |
1.2308 |
0.06508 |
52 |
41 |
10 |
1 |
1576 |
My iHalo has more data space, and connects directly to my cloud. |
1.2308 |
0.07578 |
52 |
43 |
6 |
3 |
1577 |
Patron Saint of Hula Hoop, pleased to meet you! |
1.2308 |
0.07063 |
52 |
42 |
8 |
2 |
1578 |
You should see me trying to get through doorways. |
1.2308 |
0.07063 |
52 |
42 |
8 |
2 |
1579 |
It means I'm very big up here and down there. |
1.2308 |
0.07578 |
52 |
43 |
6 |
3 |
1580 |
I got mine from Costco! |
1.2308 |
0.07063 |
52 |
42 |
8 |
2 |
1581 |
I can see it in your eyes...halo envy. |
1.2308 |
0.07578 |
52 |
43 |
6 |
3 |
1582 |
God's having a hard time getting that Equal Halo Act through Congress. Hopefully next year. |
1.2308 |
0.07063 |
52 |
42 |
8 |
2 |
1583 |
It's not how big it is, it's what you do with it. |
1.2308 |
0.07578 |
52 |
43 |
6 |
3 |
1584 |
No, wings don't make your butt look big. |
1.2308 |
0.07063 |
52 |
42 |
8 |
2 |
1585 |
I call it the Hula Halo |
1.2308 |
0.06508 |
52 |
41 |
10 |
1 |
1586 |
I got in through a loophole. |
1.2308 |
0.05900 |
52 |
40 |
12 |
0 |
1587 |
I don't mean to sing my praises, but ... |
1.2308 |
0.04280 |
169 |
141 |
17 |
11 |
1588 |
Mine vibrates. |
1.2308 |
0.08061 |
52 |
44 |
4 |
4 |
1589 |
Actually, I'm just standing in a manhole. |
1.2308 |
0.06508 |
52 |
41 |
10 |
1 |
1590 |
It's on loan from Mother Theresa for the week. |
1.2308 |
0.06508 |
52 |
41 |
10 |
1 |
1591 |
It's not you, it's your halo. |
1.2308 |
0.08061 |
52 |
44 |
4 |
4 |
1592 |
Apparently it has something to do with my intellect. |
1.2308 |
0.07578 |
52 |
43 |
6 |
3 |
1593 |
Size matters. |
1.2308 |
0.07063 |
52 |
42 |
8 |
2 |
1594 |
It's my reward for having been monogamous. So I guess I'll have to pass up your offer. |
1.2308 |
0.07063 |
52 |
42 |
8 |
2 |
1595 |
Relax...Halo Envy is NOT a sin |
1.2308 |
0.06508 |
52 |
41 |
10 |
1 |
1596 |
He ran out, so I got the hoola hoop. |
1.2308 |
0.08516 |
52 |
45 |
2 |
5 |
1597 |
Well, actually, I was really quite modest. |
1.2308 |
0.06508 |
52 |
41 |
10 |
1 |
1598 |
Never mind what He says. Size DOES matter! |
1.2308 |
0.06508 |
52 |
41 |
10 |
1 |
1599 |
Well now we know. Size does matter. |
1.2308 |
0.06508 |
52 |
41 |
10 |
1 |
1600 |
Oh, yeah, baby: I'm THAT good! |
1.2308 |
0.06508 |
52 |
41 |
10 |
1 |
1601 |
As a matter of fact, size does matter. |
1.2308 |
0.07063 |
52 |
42 |
8 |
2 |
1602 |
Seriously, having a big one is truly overrated. |
1.2308 |
0.06508 |
52 |
41 |
10 |
1 |
1603 |
Celibacy is a vastly overrated virtue. |
1.2308 |
0.07578 |
52 |
43 |
6 |
3 |
1604 |
It turns out that tithing fifteen per cent from gross is better than fifteen net. |
1.2308 |
0.06508 |
52 |
41 |
10 |
1 |
1605 |
Geez, it looked bigger on your profile. |
1.2308 |
0.07063 |
52 |
42 |
8 |
2 |
1606 |
At least up here I am well endowed. |
1.2308 |
0.06508 |
52 |
41 |
10 |
1 |
1607 |
Yes ma'am, I am from Texas. How can you tell? |
1.2308 |
0.07063 |
52 |
42 |
8 |
2 |
1608 |
I worked for this halo. White male privilege had nothing to do with it. |
1.2308 |
0.07063 |
52 |
42 |
8 |
2 |
1609 |
Maybe it's only the halo effect, but what's your stand on sex in heaven? |
1.2308 |
0.08061 |
52 |
44 |
4 |
4 |
1610 |
Let's just say I was endowed by the creator more than most...... |
1.2308 |
0.07578 |
52 |
43 |
6 |
3 |
1611 |
Where's my wingman when I need him |
1.2308 |
0.05900 |
52 |
40 |
12 |
0 |
1612 |
Have faith, my dear: As above, so below. |
1.2308 |
0.07578 |
52 |
43 |
6 |
3 |
1613 |
We've waited long enough, baby. Let's lose these things. |
1.2308 |
0.07578 |
52 |
43 |
6 |
3 |
1614 |
If you think that's big, wait until you see what else I've got. |
1.2308 |
0.06508 |
52 |
41 |
10 |
1 |
1615 |
I used to have a huge afro. |
1.2308 |
0.07578 |
52 |
43 |
6 |
3 |
1616 |
... and then I said 'Why don't you write a play about Alexander Hamilton?' |
1.2308 |
0.07578 |
52 |
43 |
6 |
3 |
1617 |
I realized a second too late that I should have been more clear when I asked for a "big one" |
1.2308 |
0.07063 |
52 |
42 |
8 |
2 |
1618 |
You must be new here |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
1619 |
Oh my god! What the halo happened? |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
1620 |
I'm not mansplaining - I actually am holier than thou. |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
1621 |
It just grows when I get excited. |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
1622 |
It's actually a GPS device; I'm on a one day pass from Purgatory. |
1.2292 |
0.06815 |
48 |
38 |
9 |
1 |
1623 |
So, are you saying that will last for eternity? |
1.2292 |
0.08011 |
48 |
40 |
5 |
3 |
1624 |
It only gets this big when I see you! |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
1625 |
I never told a lie. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
1626 |
I said hula, not halo |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
1627 |
They were low on halos; it's a hula hoop. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
1628 |
What I asked for once I got here was a big 'Hello!' |
1.2264 |
0.06942 |
53 |
43 |
8 |
2 |
1629 |
Oh, I'd always heard that size didn't matter." |
1.2264 |
0.06398 |
53 |
42 |
10 |
1 |
1630 |
Actually, I'd say it's hu-uuu-ge. |
1.2264 |
0.06398 |
53 |
42 |
10 |
1 |
1631 |
You think I'm exaggerating? |
1.2264 |
0.06942 |
53 |
43 |
8 |
2 |
1632 |
My team really deserves the credit; it's too bad they're in hell. |
1.2264 |
0.06398 |
53 |
42 |
10 |
1 |
1633 |
Rub yours, it will get bigger, too. |
1.2264 |
0.07447 |
53 |
44 |
6 |
3 |
1634 |
Yep ... it means exactly that! |
1.2264 |
0.06398 |
53 |
42 |
10 |
1 |
1635 |
I am not compensating. |
1.2264 |
0.06942 |
53 |
43 |
8 |
2 |
1636 |
I am NOT overcompensating for a s short wing span. |
1.2264 |
0.06942 |
53 |
43 |
8 |
2 |
1637 |
I could be really good to you too. |
1.2264 |
0.07447 |
53 |
44 |
6 |
3 |
1638 |
You have no idea how boring my life was. |
1.2264 |
0.06942 |
53 |
43 |
8 |
2 |
1639 |
I died in an untimely hula hoop accident. |
1.2264 |
0.06398 |
53 |
42 |
10 |
1 |
1640 |
Got them fooled up here too I see. |
1.2264 |
0.07447 |
53 |
44 |
6 |
3 |
1641 |
You were right. I really am a "Holier than thou guy." |
1.2264 |
0.06398 |
53 |
42 |
10 |
1 |
1642 |
It's a little embarrassing. |
1.2264 |
0.07447 |
53 |
44 |
6 |
3 |
1643 |
Since I've lost all of the weight, I haven't had the chance to get it re sized. |
1.2245 |
0.07860 |
49 |
41 |
5 |
3 |
1644 |
I don't wish to seem holier than thou, but... |
1.2245 |
0.07860 |
49 |
41 |
5 |
3 |
1645 |
I had to cash in all my "selfless deeds", but I think it's a good look. |
1.2245 |
0.06022 |
49 |
38 |
11 |
0 |
1646 |
See, I am holier than thou. |
1.2245 |
0.06691 |
49 |
39 |
9 |
1 |
1647 |
Sure, now you say size doesn't matter! |
1.2245 |
0.08384 |
49 |
42 |
3 |
4 |
1648 |
Of course I was referring to my halo when I said it was bigger than most. |
1.2245 |
0.07299 |
49 |
40 |
7 |
2 |
1649 |
Unfortunately, it's an inverse relationship. |
1.2245 |
0.06691 |
49 |
39 |
9 |
1 |
1650 |
Up here, it's not size that matters, but circumference. |
1.2245 |
0.08384 |
49 |
42 |
3 |
4 |
1651 |
Yes, I invented the Hula Hoop. |
1.2245 |
0.07299 |
49 |
40 |
7 |
2 |
1652 |
There are no problems in that department, either. |
1.2245 |
0.06691 |
49 |
39 |
9 |
1 |
1653 |
Yeah, I used to have a swelled head. Somehow, everybody knows. |
1.2245 |
0.07299 |
49 |
40 |
7 |
2 |
1654 |
Yes, I am giving you a holier-than-thou attitude. |
1.2245 |
0.07299 |
49 |
40 |
7 |
2 |
1655 |
5th grade. Hula Hoop champ. |
1.2245 |
0.06691 |
49 |
39 |
9 |
1 |
1656 |
I lived to a ripe old age, but it felt even longer. |
1.2245 |
0.06691 |
49 |
39 |
9 |
1 |
1657 |
When I behold your beauty , I can't control myself. |
1.2245 |
0.06691 |
49 |
39 |
9 |
1 |
1658 |
You're affecting my halo, you know. |
1.2245 |
0.06691 |
49 |
39 |
9 |
1 |
1659 |
I know...I know... it looks ridiculous, but the only size left was Republican Front Runner. |
1.2245 |
0.06691 |
49 |
39 |
9 |
1 |
1660 |
I usually take M but XXL was the only size He had left. |
1.2245 |
0.07299 |
49 |
40 |
7 |
2 |
1661 |
I remember saying that I wouldn't be caught dead with a hula hoop. |
1.2245 |
0.07860 |
49 |
41 |
5 |
3 |
1662 |
It's a Pinocchio halo. And no, the wings don't make your butt look fat. |
1.2245 |
0.07860 |
49 |
41 |
5 |
3 |
1663 |
"Is it true what they say about men with big halos"? |
1.2245 |
0.08384 |
49 |
42 |
3 |
4 |
1664 |
It's complicated. |
1.2245 |
0.07860 |
49 |
41 |
5 |
3 |
1665 |
I play a lot of Halo. |
1.2245 |
0.08384 |
49 |
42 |
3 |
4 |
1666 |
That’s just a recognition of my impressive humility. |
1.2245 |
0.08384 |
49 |
42 |
3 |
4 |
1667 |
It's in proportion to my ego. |
1.2245 |
0.07299 |
49 |
40 |
7 |
2 |
1668 |
It'll shrink, you'll see. |
1.2245 |
0.07299 |
49 |
40 |
7 |
2 |
1669 |
I hope it looks as big as it does on Tinder. |
1.2245 |
0.07860 |
49 |
41 |
5 |
3 |
1670 |
Well, I'm a Bernie supporter |
1.2245 |
0.07860 |
49 |
41 |
5 |
3 |
1671 |
Once again, size DOES matter. |
1.2245 |
0.07299 |
49 |
40 |
7 |
2 |
1672 |
I got the deluxe package. |
1.2245 |
0.06691 |
49 |
39 |
9 |
1 |
1673 |
They ran short of halos, so I had to settle for a hula hoop. |
1.2222 |
0.07320 |
54 |
45 |
6 |
3 |
1674 |
Why do you say I have a holier-than-thou complex? |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
1675 |
Don't give me that 'holier than thou' look again. |
1.2200 |
0.07714 |
50 |
42 |
5 |
3 |
1676 |
Why? Because chastity is harder for a man. |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
1677 |
Well, yes. It does make me "holier than thou"! |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
1678 |
All I said was, "Super-size me!" |
1.2200 |
0.06571 |
50 |
40 |
9 |
1 |
1679 |
Does this halo make me look fat? Be honest! |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
1680 |
'....so that's how I earned my 113th set of wings, but enough about me' |
1.2200 |
0.05918 |
50 |
39 |
11 |
0 |
1681 |
Frankly I think they gave it to me as a punishment. |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
1682 |
Do you think it steals His thunder? |
1.2200 |
0.07714 |
50 |
42 |
5 |
3 |
1683 |
Two characters in search of a punch line, in a heaven-like environment. |
1.2200 |
0.07714 |
50 |
42 |
5 |
3 |
1684 |
I never got any complaints. |
1.2200 |
0.07714 |
50 |
42 |
5 |
3 |
1685 |
I was a hula hoop champion. |
1.2200 |
0.07714 |
50 |
42 |
5 |
3 |
1686 |
When we were on Earth, you said size didn't matter. |
1.2200 |
0.07714 |
50 |
42 |
5 |
3 |
1687 |
am I seeing heaven or is just me? |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
1688 |
They gave me the frequent flyer upgrade. |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
1689 |
I've got accident forgiveness. |
1.2200 |
0.08226 |
50 |
43 |
3 |
4 |
1690 |
Yep. It's all thanks to Miracle-Gro. |
1.2200 |
0.07714 |
50 |
42 |
5 |
3 |
1691 |
You know I REALLY do like you. |
1.2200 |
0.06571 |
50 |
40 |
9 |
1 |
1692 |
They say halos lasting more than 4 hours may require emergency treatment. |
1.2200 |
0.07714 |
50 |
42 |
5 |
3 |
1693 |
Don't judge me by the size of my halo |
1.2200 |
0.05918 |
50 |
39 |
11 |
0 |
1694 |
I'm sorry to disappoint--it simply means I'm holier than thou. |
1.2200 |
0.07714 |
50 |
42 |
5 |
3 |
1695 |
It turns out that size DOES matter. |
1.2200 |
0.07714 |
50 |
42 |
5 |
3 |
1696 |
You should see my SAT scores. |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
1697 |
Apparently, size does matter up here. |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
1698 |
Size matters here too. |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
1699 |
You'te gonna need a bigger halo. |
1.2200 |
0.06571 |
50 |
40 |
9 |
1 |
1700 |
Not really .... I used to work in a pizzeria. |
1.2200 |
0.07714 |
50 |
42 |
5 |
3 |
1701 |
Yeah, it's true what they say about men with big halos. This is heaven, isn't it? |
1.2200 |
0.07714 |
50 |
42 |
5 |
3 |
1702 |
You can't tell by looking at me, but I used to be very fat. |
1.2200 |
0.07714 |
50 |
42 |
5 |
3 |
1703 |
My mother was Goody Two-Shoes and my father was Dudley Do-Right. Why do you ask? |
1.2200 |
0.06571 |
50 |
40 |
9 |
1 |
1704 |
Yes. It's the same down there. Trust me. |
1.2200 |
0.08226 |
50 |
43 |
3 |
4 |
1705 |
...so Peter said 'would you like to be holy or super-holy?' so I sa... |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
1706 |
They ran out of mediums and smalls. |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
1707 |
You probably think I'm compensating, but this halo is purely functional. |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
1708 |
Oh, yeah...and I also love puppies. |
1.2200 |
0.07714 |
50 |
42 |
5 |
3 |
1709 |
Inversely proportional to number of sins, I swear. |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
1710 |
As it turns out, size does matter.... |
1.2200 |
0.07714 |
50 |
42 |
5 |
3 |
1711 |
...ummm, I'm going to Hell, aren't I...!! |
1.2200 |
0.07714 |
50 |
42 |
5 |
3 |
1712 |
Up here, it's not the size of a man's hands that tells you anything ... |
1.2200 |
0.07714 |
50 |
42 |
5 |
3 |
1713 |
I got it soon after I realized we had no feet. |
1.2200 |
0.07714 |
50 |
42 |
5 |
3 |
1714 |
Some women say it's the biggest they've ever seen. |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
1715 |
You know it's true what they say about male angels with big halos. |
1.2200 |
0.06571 |
50 |
40 |
9 |
1 |
1716 |
I was no angel, but I was exceptionally good. |
1.2200 |
0.06571 |
50 |
40 |
9 |
1 |
1717 |
Did u fall from heaven? Because... wait never mind. |
1.2200 |
0.07714 |
50 |
42 |
5 |
3 |
1718 |
I get lounge access and 5,000 points a year for infinity. |
1.2200 |
0.06571 |
50 |
40 |
9 |
1 |
1719 |
From having an exaggerated sense of self-importance. Where'd you get your small one? |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
1720 |
I had a crush on you in high school. |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
1721 |
It is just the right size to double as a hula hoop. |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
1722 |
Lord knows, I am ready to downsize. |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
1723 |
I had to exploit some big loopholes to get here. |
1.2200 |
0.07714 |
50 |
42 |
5 |
3 |
1724 |
Your cloud or mine? |
1.2200 |
0.05918 |
50 |
39 |
11 |
0 |
1725 |
No matter what happens between us, please don't accuse me of acting like I'm holier than thou. |
1.2200 |
0.06571 |
50 |
40 |
9 |
1 |
1726 |
Well you know what they say, big halo . . . . |
1.2200 |
0.08226 |
50 |
43 |
3 |
4 |
1727 |
Let me mansplain it to you. |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
1728 |
I'm not saying I'm holier than thou, but. |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
1729 |
Yours may be brighter, but mine doubles as a Hula hoop. |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
1730 |
Well, I think my holier than thou attitude is justified. |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
1731 |
Not to brag, but the LEDs also make it 90 percent more efficient. |
1.2200 |
0.06571 |
50 |
40 |
9 |
1 |
1732 |
Let's just say the really exceptional thing about me isn't my personality. |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
1733 |
Halo. I love you. Won't you tell me your name? |
1.2200 |
0.06571 |
50 |
40 |
9 |
1 |
1734 |
Careful, I'm not sure how big this thing is going to get! |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
1735 |
I'm, you know, one of your "better" angels. |
1.2200 |
0.07714 |
50 |
42 |
5 |
3 |
1736 |
You know size does matter. |
1.2200 |
0.05918 |
50 |
39 |
11 |
0 |
1737 |
It was you who always said "Size doesn't matter." |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
1738 |
I used my bonus miles to get the halo upgrade. |
1.2200 |
0.05918 |
50 |
39 |
11 |
0 |
1739 |
Congratulations! You've made it through one more glass ceiling. |
1.2200 |
0.07714 |
50 |
42 |
5 |
3 |
1740 |
Who knew God would be a woman? |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
1741 |
No, I am not over compensating! |
1.2200 |
0.07714 |
50 |
42 |
5 |
3 |
1742 |
Yes, size matters. |
1.2200 |
0.07714 |
50 |
42 |
5 |
3 |
1743 |
Let’s just say my conceptions are not immaculate. |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
1744 |
Yes, I do believe there's a correlation |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
1745 |
Well I think it looks vainglorious. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
1746 |
I have large hands too. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
1747 |
I know, I know, it's not the size that counts... |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
1748 |
I know it's not very subtle, but I AM holier than thou! |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
1749 |
Yes Tina, In Heaven size does matter. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
1750 |
You know what they say about angels with large halos... |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
1751 |
It's part of my retirement package. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
1752 |
Yeah, doll, even up here there's a glass ceiling. |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
1753 |
It's like Pinocchio's nose... |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
1754 |
You don't happen to have any polish I can borrow? |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
1755 |
It's not the size of the halo that matters. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
1756 |
I have room for two. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
1757 |
It's not the size of your halo that matters it is how you use it |
1.2157 |
0.05817 |
51 |
40 |
11 |
0 |
1758 |
Footwear? Size 14 medium, why do you ask? |
1.2157 |
0.05817 |
51 |
40 |
11 |
0 |
1759 |
This sure beats a pitch fork, horns and a tail. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
1760 |
It's true. The cloud is forever. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
1761 |
Yes, its big. No, I am not overcompensating |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
1762 |
Up here, it’s all concentric sex. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
1763 |
Don't be fooled. I'm a bad boy. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
1764 |
Actually, I find the halo hoop is a great way to stay fit. |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
1765 |
We'll have a marriage made in heaven. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
1766 |
Well, you may not believe this, but, in a former life, I was Pinocchio. |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
1767 |
I think it's because of my "holier than thou" attitude. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
1768 |
How about seven minutes of Heaven? |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
1769 |
Wait a minute here. I was told it was until death do us part |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
1770 |
I think we should go for "Holier than Thou." It works for me. |
1.2157 |
0.05817 |
51 |
40 |
11 |
0 |
1771 |
I have to go back and take remedial sin. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
1772 |
A woman who asked for a boob job her first day in heaven shouldn't talk! |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
1773 |
It's not the size of you halo that matters, it's what you do with it. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
1774 |
summa cum Lordie |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
1775 |
Yes, there IS a correlation. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
1776 |
I know halos. I've got the best halo. |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
1777 |
I earned it. Do you remember the movie, It's a Wonderful Life? |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
1778 |
'the box says to go to the hospital if it stays like this for 4,000 years' |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
1779 |
I'm the patron saint of cornhole players. |
1.2157 |
0.08075 |
51 |
44 |
3 |
4 |
1780 |
Not really. I just died at the height of the hula hoop craze. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
1781 |
I was a late bloomer. |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
1782 |
Halo envy, my dear? |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
1783 |
Hoola hoop contest winner. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
1784 |
I'm holier than thou. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
1785 |
I havn't done a lot since you dumped me in high school |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
1786 |
With all the years I played Halo, I'm really not surprised. |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
1787 |
Bigger is better here too. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
1788 |
Big feet, big halo, ... |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
1789 |
Ok, ok, yes, I still have the receipt. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
1790 |
Just because I'm holier than thou doesn't mean we can't remain friends and hang out like we used to. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
1791 |
Well, if size mattered down there it certainly should matter up here! |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
1792 |
Yeah! That's what she said. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
1793 |
Nothing exceptional really. Just pi r-squared times four. |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
1794 |
I made pizza. You?? |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
1795 |
Sorry, but even here we circulate in different orbits. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
1796 |
An Oedipal victory and a lifetime of virtue...but that's enough about me. How'd you end up here? |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
1797 |
I worked in fast food most of my life so they let me supersize it. |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
1798 |
It's true what they say about angels with large halos. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
1799 |
No, I'm not compensating for anything, and no, I won't show you my hands. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
1800 |
Is that your halo over your head or are you just happy to see me? |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
1801 |
I can't sleep on my stomach. How do you manage? |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
1802 |
Hi, I'm Adam. You must be Eve. Long time - no see. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
1803 |
'Yes, I do know what they say about big halos.' |
1.2157 |
0.08075 |
51 |
44 |
3 |
4 |
1804 |
Yeah, baby, and you know what THAT means... |
1.2157 |
0.08075 |
51 |
44 |
3 |
4 |
1805 |
...So then I died in a fire at the Wham-O factory. |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
1806 |
That's not a halo. It's a hole in the ceiling. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
1807 |
Thanks, but wait until you see my hands. |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
1808 |
Sorry dear, it's just that we don't travel in the same circles. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
1809 |
Well, I may be a little narcissistic.. |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
1810 |
.. yes.. and I'm Jewish.. |
1.2143 |
0.08713 |
42 |
36 |
3 |
3 |
1811 |
Well, if you got equal pay you could have afforded this one. |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
1812 |
I'd rather be lucky than good. |
1.2128 |
0.07410 |
47 |
39 |
6 |
2 |
1813 |
It turns out that halo enhancement surgery is sort of frowned on around here. |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
1814 |
Actually, I've found size does matter. |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
1815 |
Seriously? Size doesn't matter up here either? |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
1816 |
I told you to wear your seatbelt. |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
1817 |
Wham-o just took over halo production. |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
1818 |
Just so we are clear: I am not compensating for anything with this. |
1.2128 |
0.08010 |
47 |
40 |
4 |
3 |
1819 |
Wow, I didn't know that size would matter up here. |
1.2128 |
0.07410 |
47 |
39 |
6 |
2 |
1820 |
No, please...I'm a Jehovah's Witness, one virgin is enough. |
1.2115 |
0.07438 |
52 |
44 |
5 |
3 |
1821 |
All I can say is there are a lot of school teachers up here, but I was the first politician. |
1.2115 |
0.06344 |
52 |
42 |
9 |
1 |
1822 |
I thought it would shrink in the wash... |
1.2115 |
0.06913 |
52 |
43 |
7 |
2 |
1823 |
Oh no, forget it, remember it was 'til death do us part. |
1.2115 |
0.06913 |
52 |
43 |
7 |
2 |
1824 |
I have PlatinumMiles status and got upgraded. |
1.2115 |
0.06913 |
52 |
43 |
7 |
2 |
1825 |
I swear I'm not compensating for something else. |
1.2115 |
0.06913 |
52 |
43 |
7 |
2 |
1826 |
Welcome to Cloud 9 and yes I have big feet too. |
1.2115 |
0.06913 |
52 |
43 |
7 |
2 |
1827 |
Well, I was the National Hula Hoop Champion of 1963. What about you? |
1.2115 |
0.06344 |
52 |
42 |
9 |
1 |
1828 |
Even here ... size matters. |
1.2115 |
0.06344 |
52 |
42 |
9 |
1 |
1829 |
Yeah, I created the Halo Hoop brand. Business is booming. |
1.2115 |
0.06913 |
52 |
43 |
7 |
2 |
1830 |
I super-sized it in the fly-thru. |
1.2115 |
0.06344 |
52 |
42 |
9 |
1 |
1831 |
I was from Texas |
1.2115 |
0.06344 |
52 |
42 |
9 |
1 |
1832 |
Big feet, big hands, big halo! |
1.2115 |
0.06913 |
52 |
43 |
7 |
2 |
1833 |
Its herniated; and my personal care doctor has been cast out of network. |
1.2115 |
0.06913 |
52 |
43 |
7 |
2 |
1834 |
I'm having trouble with my 'bad boy' image. |
1.2115 |
0.06344 |
52 |
42 |
9 |
1 |
1835 |
Actually, that email about enhancements wasn't a scam. |
1.2115 |
0.06913 |
52 |
43 |
7 |
2 |
1836 |
Why yes, I am a graduate of Trump University. |
1.2115 |
0.07438 |
52 |
44 |
5 |
3 |
1837 |
A massive heart attack while hula hooping. |
1.2115 |
0.07438 |
52 |
44 |
5 |
3 |
1838 |
God knows there are virgins and there are virgins. |
1.2115 |
0.07438 |
52 |
44 |
5 |
3 |
1839 |
it's not ego - I was just a hula-hoop salesman. |
1.2115 |
0.07438 |
52 |
44 |
5 |
3 |
1840 |
Trump loaned it to me. |
1.2083 |
0.07268 |
48 |
40 |
6 |
2 |
1841 |
I've got a big you know what. |
1.2083 |
0.08400 |
48 |
42 |
2 |
4 |
1842 |
"What ever happened to equal halos for equal work? |
1.2083 |
0.07268 |
48 |
40 |
6 |
2 |
1843 |
I can explain! |
1.2083 |
0.06630 |
48 |
39 |
8 |
1 |
1844 |
After the date we can hula-hoop. |
1.2083 |
0.07854 |
48 |
41 |
4 |
3 |
1845 |
There's no envy up here. |
1.2083 |
0.06630 |
48 |
39 |
8 |
1 |
1846 |
I worked in a pizza place. You? |
1.2083 |
0.06630 |
48 |
39 |
8 |
1 |
1847 |
No, sorry - just the halo. |
1.2083 |
0.06630 |
48 |
39 |
8 |
1 |
1848 |
Yeah me and God. We're really tight. |
1.2083 |
0.07268 |
48 |
40 |
6 |
2 |
1849 |
It's the Beam Me Up, Scotty app. |
1.2083 |
0.05924 |
48 |
38 |
10 |
0 |
1850 |
I'm having it resized. I've lossed so much weight. |
1.2083 |
0.06630 |
48 |
39 |
8 |
1 |
1851 |
I recently dropped gluten. |
1.2083 |
0.06630 |
48 |
39 |
8 |
1 |
1852 |
If you smoked cigarettes you'd be able to do this too. |
1.2083 |
0.07268 |
48 |
40 |
6 |
2 |
1853 |
Me? Oh, I owned a Pizza Restaurant! |
1.2083 |
0.07268 |
48 |
40 |
6 |
2 |
1854 |
Trust me - in this case, heaven can definitely wait. |
1.2083 |
0.06630 |
48 |
39 |
8 |
1 |
1855 |
My sins were bigger |
1.2083 |
0.07854 |
48 |
41 |
4 |
3 |
1856 |
I'm accused of being a snob, but actually I died hula hooping. |
1.2083 |
0.07854 |
48 |
41 |
4 |
3 |
1857 |
I'm sooo good, I'm bad. |
1.2083 |
0.07268 |
48 |
40 |
6 |
2 |
1858 |
I get it!!! Women are tired of getting a 76% halo! |
1.2083 |
0.07268 |
48 |
40 |
6 |
2 |
1859 |
i'm kind of a modest guy you know |
1.2083 |
0.08400 |
48 |
42 |
2 |
4 |
1860 |
Touch it, it's real. |
1.2083 |
0.06630 |
48 |
39 |
8 |
1 |
1861 |
I used to work for Apple. It's called an Infinity Loop. |
1.2083 |
0.06630 |
48 |
39 |
8 |
1 |
1862 |
Why yes, I am good. I've always been very, very good! Why do you ask? |
1.2083 |
0.06630 |
48 |
39 |
8 |
1 |
1863 |
You know what they say -- "the bigger the halo..." |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
1864 |
hello...or should i say halo |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
1865 |
My feet are big, too. |
1.2045 |
0.08340 |
44 |
38 |
3 |
3 |
1866 |
Oh, halo-o... |
1.2045 |
0.08340 |
44 |
38 |
3 |
3 |
1867 |
Why you little devil you. |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
1868 |
I asked for one matching my hand size. |
1.2045 |
0.08340 |
44 |
38 |
3 |
3 |
1869 |
It happened since I decided to vote independent in the upcoming presidential election. |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
1870 |
Wow, this is my old hula hoop. |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
1871 |
I know you're a Virgin but God instructed me to spread his holy seed. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
1872 |
You thought "holier than thou" meant something else? |
1.2041 |
0.08237 |
49 |
43 |
2 |
4 |
1873 |
wish it were true, but i think they mixed up our halos..... |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
1874 |
Why yes it is true what they say about men with big halos. |
1.2041 |
0.07704 |
49 |
42 |
4 |
3 |
1875 |
I want a divorce. |
1.2041 |
0.08237 |
49 |
43 |
2 |
4 |
1876 |
We Mormons work hard. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
1877 |
I got my halo at Costco. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
1878 |
I assure you, everyone benefits from the newly privatized halo industry. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
1879 |
Is it perfect here or is it just you? |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
1880 |
Yeah, I've been doing Cross Fit. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
1881 |
They ran out of halos. I got a hula hoop. |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
1882 |
I know, I've been meaning to make an appointment with my urologist. |
1.2041 |
0.07704 |
49 |
42 |
4 |
3 |
1883 |
Even in Heaven I still can't impress women... |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
1884 |
It's part of the new merit system HR is rolling out.. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
1885 |
See - I told you mine was bigger! |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
1886 |
I kept my social media posts to a minimum. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
1887 |
You know what they say about angels with big halos... |
1.2041 |
0.07704 |
49 |
42 |
4 |
3 |
1888 |
Science said this is impossible. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
1889 |
And you should see my hands. They're huge -- HUGE! |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
1890 |
Oh goodness! Am I manspreading again? |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
1891 |
I'm taking part in a study on halo growth hormone. |
1.2041 |
0.07704 |
49 |
42 |
4 |
3 |
1892 |
When I order XXXL I assumed there would be some shrinkage. |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
1893 |
I was the angel investor for hula hoop. |
1.2041 |
0.07704 |
49 |
42 |
4 |
3 |
1894 |
On size fits all, my ass! |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
1895 |
Plastics. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
1896 |
Be honest, can you see the string? |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
1897 |
Yeah, I get to use it until one of the Kardashians shows up. |
1.2041 |
0.08237 |
49 |
43 |
2 |
4 |
1898 |
You'll like it here. Think of it as several steps above assisted living. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
1899 |
I guess I'm just blessed. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
1900 |
It helps my night vision. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
1901 |
What makes you think there wouldn't be a glass halo here? |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
1902 |
I'm not saying that size matters, just that mine is bigger. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
1903 |
Up here, this is the white man's burden. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
1904 |
I negotiated a golden parachute clause. |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
1905 |
Extra credit for rejecting campaign contributions from the gun lobby. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
1906 |
I do not judge people by the size of their halo. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
1907 |
You're absolutly correct, I do have a "holier then thou" attitude. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
1908 |
How'd you know I spent 12 years in Catholic school? |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
1909 |
It gives me the space I need to spread my wings. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
1910 |
Here too, size does matter |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
1911 |
I used to be a fireman. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
1912 |
I'm assigned to Trump. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
1913 |
Far be it from me to say that I'm more blessed than anyone else, but someone around here certainly thinks so! |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
1914 |
In my previous life I had very large hands. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
1915 |
I don't know about thou, but I am holier than most. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
1916 |
I OD'd on Viagra. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
1917 |
I gave my first halo to charity. |
1.2041 |
0.07704 |
49 |
42 |
4 |
3 |
1918 |
Even God had placed good money I'd go to Hell when I was born. |
1.2041 |
0.08237 |
49 |
43 |
2 |
4 |
1919 |
Well, you know what they say? Big halo, big... |
1.2031 |
0.06748 |
64 |
55 |
5 |
4 |
1920 |
It's not the size, it's what's inside that counts |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1921 |
My halo gets bigger when I don't tell the truth. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
1922 |
Not exactly. They told me it represents how much better than other people I THOUGHT I was. |
1.2000 |
0.05714 |
50 |
40 |
10 |
0 |
1923 |
I was a big-headed fool 'til I met you, Angel. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
1924 |
Yes. Big on virtue. Short on experience. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1925 |
But yours looks more comfy. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
45 |
36 |
9 |
0 |
1926 |
You excite me, Monica--even here of all places. |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
45 |
38 |
5 |
2 |
1927 |
I'm blessed. |
1.2000 |
0.05714 |
50 |
40 |
10 |
0 |
1928 |
You can vote for whomever you want, it's the holier than thou attitude that I have an issue with. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
1929 |
So you really were a shrink in your previous life. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1930 |
There's no overcompensating in heaven. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1931 |
When are you going to learn - everything's negotiable. |
1.2000 |
0.05714 |
50 |
40 |
10 |
0 |
1932 |
Does a small hallo mean what I think it means ? |
1.2000 |
0.08081 |
50 |
44 |
2 |
4 |
1933 |
It was part of class-action settlement against the Pearly Gate co. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
1934 |
Let me guess. You were a priest. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1935 |
I'm compensating. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1936 |
I'm a high mileage, clean, one owner. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
1937 |
Do you know what a big halo means, right? I'm a big chauvinist. We can't lie up here. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1938 |
I'd take tits over a big halo anyday. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1939 |
Yes Gloria, as you probably surmised, I do need this very loose robe." |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
45 |
36 |
9 |
0 |
1940 |
Of course it's not just the Halo... We also get pockets. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1941 |
Hello, My Name Is Pinocchio. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
45 |
39 |
3 |
3 |
1942 |
It's apparently what happens when an erection lasts longer than four hours. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
1943 |
Small hands - big halo |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
1944 |
That's the problem, you think bigger is always better. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
1945 |
Well the wings were marked, "One size fits all." |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1946 |
I'd humblebrag about why, but then I'd lose it. |
1.2000 |
0.08081 |
50 |
44 |
2 |
4 |
1947 |
Why do you need to see my hands? |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1948 |
Wow you're beautiful, did I live and go to Earth? |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1949 |
I am NOT trying to over compensate. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1950 |
No, that's just a myth. |
1.2000 |
0.05714 |
50 |
40 |
10 |
0 |
1951 |
Go ahead and laugh, but the Large Halo was perfectly "hip" during the dawn of time. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1952 |
That's right; everything is proportional. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
1953 |
What the halo, i'll wing it. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1954 |
I ordered the extra large halo from Amazon Prime |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
1955 |
I was a protester at a Donald Trump rally. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
1956 |
I wish. Actually, they're inversely proportional |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1957 |
Didn't Saint Peter tell you about the Super Size offer? |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
45 |
36 |
9 |
0 |
1958 |
Mine is from Costco...! |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1959 |
All the cherubs are wearing them like this now. |
1.2000 |
0.05714 |
50 |
40 |
10 |
0 |
1960 |
Don't be embarrassed, hon. Yours is supposed to be smaller. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
45 |
36 |
9 |
0 |
1961 |
I wish we had met sooner. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
1962 |
Size does matter here! |
1.2000 |
0.08081 |
50 |
44 |
2 |
4 |
1963 |
'What can I say? I had to jump through a lot of hoops during my life........" |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
45 |
38 |
5 |
2 |
1964 |
Your virtue, no matter how small, is safe with me. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1965 |
So what, we made it didn't we? |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1966 |
Want to go to hell for the weekend? |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
45 |
38 |
5 |
2 |
1967 |
Yes, we seraphim get the cumulo-nimbus. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1968 |
Now you know that anything you can do, I can do better! |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1969 |
Not to brag, but I've lost a ton of weight since coming up here. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
1970 |
Turns out, humility is not a virtue. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1971 |
Every time I say size doesn't matter, it gets bigger. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1972 |
So you see I was right in my "Holier Than Thou" attitude. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1973 |
And you know where good guys finish. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1974 |
It's the Trump Line...best hair, biggest halo, and enormous pockets for small hands. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
1975 |
It's actually a repurposed hula hoop; the one I was using at the time. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1976 |
Me? I fell through a manhole! |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
1977 |
"Holier than thou?" Helluva joke lady. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1978 |
What in heaven's name would make you think I'm going through a mid-death crisis? |
1.2000 |
0.05714 |
50 |
40 |
10 |
0 |
1979 |
With that neckline it doesn't surprise me too much." |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1980 |
I was breastfed. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1981 |
Perhaps you should have been more diplomatic in the confessional. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1982 |
I lived my entire life in Texas. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1983 |
Truth be told, it's a hula hoop. |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
45 |
38 |
5 |
2 |
1984 |
This is what I wanted on the golf course, not up here! |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1985 |
I know I seem too good to be true, but.... |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
1986 |
It"s bigger because I was a Democrat. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1987 |
It enables a better shower. |
1.1961 |
0.07420 |
51 |
44 |
4 |
3 |
1988 |
It came as a free upgrade on my last flight! |
1.1961 |
0.05615 |
51 |
41 |
10 |
0 |
1989 |
Heaven can wait. |
1.1961 |
0.06871 |
51 |
43 |
6 |
2 |
1990 |
A match made in heaven! |
1.1961 |
0.06871 |
51 |
43 |
6 |
2 |
1991 |
So yeah... it stretches when you use it as a frisbee. |
1.1961 |
0.06275 |
51 |
42 |
8 |
1 |
1992 |
I do most of my work in Texas. |
1.1961 |
0.06871 |
51 |
43 |
6 |
2 |
1993 |
Apparently, it's commensurate with ego. |
1.1957 |
0.07369 |
46 |
39 |
5 |
2 |
1994 |
I,too, was once a little naughty. |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
1995 |
I got this before I went on The Biggest Loser and lost 140 pounds but they won't change it in case I regain it. |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
1996 |
Another one of those holier than thou types. |
1.1957 |
0.05914 |
46 |
37 |
9 |
0 |
1997 |
It's actually the ozone hole caused by a certain New York tycoon's hairspray. |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
1998 |
Sorry, you know what they say about men with big halos... |
1.1957 |
0.07997 |
46 |
40 |
3 |
3 |
1999 |
Because I'm so humble. |
1.1957 |
0.05914 |
46 |
37 |
9 |
0 |
2000 |
Well, you know what they say about halo size... |
1.1957 |
0.07369 |
46 |
39 |
5 |
2 |
2001 |
I'm surprised you got in with your "holier than thou" attitude. |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
2002 |
I asked them to supersize it. |
1.1957 |
0.05914 |
46 |
37 |
9 |
0 |
2003 |
No I’m not over compensating, I’m the inventor of the Hula Hoop. |
1.1957 |
0.07997 |
46 |
40 |
3 |
3 |
2004 |
They're supposed to compensate for the loss of our penises. |
1.1957 |
0.07369 |
46 |
39 |
5 |
2 |
2005 |
Yes, it is proportional. |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
2006 |
I was a virgin to the bitter end |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
2007 |
My halo likes to compensate for a lot of things. |
1.1957 |
0.07369 |
46 |
39 |
5 |
2 |
2008 |
Yeah, once I took a selfie with God, but, you know, it's no big deal. |
1.1957 |
0.05914 |
46 |
37 |
9 |
0 |
2009 |
My father gave me a small loan of one-million good deeds. |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
2010 |
Why do people keep asking me if I invented the Hula Hoop? |
1.1957 |
0.07369 |
46 |
39 |
5 |
2 |
2011 |
Well, yeah, baby, I did drive a fancy sportscar when I was alive. How did you know? |
1.1957 |
0.07997 |
46 |
40 |
3 |
3 |
2012 |
Oh...just a lifetime of resistance training. |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
2013 |
Big wings, big halo. Do the math. |
1.1957 |
0.07369 |
46 |
39 |
5 |
2 |
2014 |
You should trust the system. |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
2015 |
I played Eight Seasons with the Knicks. |
1.1957 |
0.07997 |
46 |
40 |
3 |
3 |
2016 |
Remember when you told me to tip ten percent but I did fifteen? |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
2017 |
Hula Hoop Champion, 1976, and you? |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
2018 |
If it doesn't go back to normal in four hours call a doctor. |
1.1957 |
0.07369 |
46 |
39 |
5 |
2 |
2019 |
No, I just loved to hula-hoop. |
1.1957 |
0.05914 |
46 |
37 |
9 |
0 |
2020 |
Still not convinced my denomination was right? |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
2021 |
I typed 'AMEN' in the comments. |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
2022 |
Oh, no no no no no - not overcompensating for anything. |
1.1957 |
0.07369 |
46 |
39 |
5 |
2 |
2023 |
Do you even tithe? |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
2024 |
I must have died and gone to heaven! |
1.1957 |
0.07997 |
46 |
40 |
3 |
3 |
2025 |
Why, yes I am the founder of Whammo. How did you know? |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
2026 |
You might say I was really meek. |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
2027 |
Well, obviously I am halo-ier than thou. |
1.1957 |
0.07369 |
46 |
39 |
5 |
2 |
2028 |
I used to have an Afro. |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
2029 |
I'm looking at your eyes. |
1.1957 |
0.07997 |
46 |
40 |
3 |
3 |
2030 |
If it were just up to me, you'd have a bigger halo already, but you have to understand that this place is very hierarchical. |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
2031 |
I had an ego problem on earth. |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
2032 |
I'd be happy to take you under my wing and show you around. |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
2033 |
Yeah...that's what they all say. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
2034 |
Chauvinist! |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
2035 |
Fortunately, up here, size does matter. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2036 |
The truth is, they hold our impure thoughts. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2037 |
Yes, it is! |
1.1915 |
0.08406 |
47 |
42 |
1 |
4 |
2038 |
Apparently "HE" was impressed with my invention of the Hula Hoop |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2039 |
I know what you're thinking, I can't lie up here, there's no connection. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2040 |
I had heard that size does matter. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2041 |
It's a hula hoop. They are out of halos until next week's delivery. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2042 |
I got the bigger one for letting you drive. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2043 |
You know what they say about men with small halos ... |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2044 |
'Holier than thou?' No, it's my hula hoop. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2045 |
I was a lot heavier down there. |
1.1915 |
0.08406 |
47 |
42 |
1 |
4 |
2046 |
You're right. I HAVE lost weight. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2047 |
Wow. You must have been really good, huh? |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2048 |
I'm in the preventative virtue program. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2049 |
It sets off metal detectors at the airport, and don't get me started on narrow doorways! |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2050 |
Turns out I was right all those times... |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2051 |
There are degrees of goodness. |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2052 |
After looking at your robe, maybe my halo shouldn't be as large as it appears. |
1.1915 |
0.07836 |
47 |
41 |
3 |
3 |
2053 |
While my king-size halo says I am very good, it doesn't say at what... |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2054 |
Since we can't see our feet up here, it's the size of a man's halo that's indicative of ... you know. |
1.1915 |
0.07836 |
47 |
41 |
3 |
3 |
2055 |
Closing the gender pay gap is taking a little longer than we expected |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2056 |
In eternity, size matters more. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2057 |
I don't see the point of a prenuptial agreement. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2058 |
The temptation to correlate is infinite. |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2059 |
I died during my mid-life crisis. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2060 |
Once, I had a dinner party with some "gluten sensitive" friends. |
1.1915 |
0.07836 |
47 |
41 |
3 |
3 |
2061 |
Sometimes parking is a little tight, but I like it. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2062 |
I was able to give more than the ten percent. |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2063 |
St. Peter ran our of halos, but he had some hula hoops left over from the sixties. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2064 |
I was told it will shrink in the rain. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2065 |
Of course I'm no angel. There's a hula hoop shortage, and I offered to teach the early morning classes. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2066 |
It's a little known verse - blessed is the bling. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2067 |
I'm not one to brag - but - I knew I had you at "halo." |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2068 |
Wow, those pills really do work don't they. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2069 |
Sure, the accolade is nice, but just try getting through a door with this thing. |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2070 |
Then I went to the registration desk and they said, 'just take the f***ing halo and get out.' |
1.1915 |
0.07836 |
47 |
41 |
3 |
3 |
2071 |
I won it in a bet with Saint What's-His-Name. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2072 |
When I got up here I found out that size IS everything. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2073 |
The big halos go on sale every century or so. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2074 |
it's a bonus award from my visa account |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2075 |
Oh, this is not politically correct |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2076 |
PBS ran out of golf umbrellas. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2077 |
That's what St. Peter said. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2078 |
I cannot bear false witness; I'm overcompensating. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2079 |
Sorry, but this is what 'totally jacked with six-pack abs' means on the dating apps up here. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2080 |
Well you know what they say about Angels with big haloes. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2081 |
I was heir to the Wham-O fortune. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2082 |
It's for good behavior. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2083 |
What's a nice girl like you doing in a goody-goody place like this? |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2084 |
Oh, I'm no hero, I just tried to help a few friends out when the shooting started! |
1.1915 |
0.07836 |
47 |
41 |
3 |
3 |
2085 |
My parents kept me on a curfew until I was 30. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2086 |
Rescued orphans from a fire? That sounds pretty cool. I taught my mom how to use her DVR. Hardly even cursed. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2087 |
You know what they about angels with big halos. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2088 |
No, I am not trying to be holier than thou.” |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2089 |
Believe me, Angelica. Size really DOES matter. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2090 |
Relax! It's a Hula Hoop. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2091 |
A little red guy with a long tail said that I would have more fun if I wore it up here. |
1.1915 |
0.07836 |
47 |
41 |
3 |
3 |
2092 |
Wow! I'd love your help downsizing. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2093 |
It's the only size Amazon had left. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2094 |
The male version only comes in one size. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2095 |
Ultimately, size does matter. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2096 |
There's room for one more. |
1.1915 |
0.07836 |
47 |
41 |
3 |
3 |
2097 |
These wings are super real and this definitely isn't a hula hoop. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2098 |
I was a really good hula hooper. |
1.1915 |
0.07836 |
47 |
41 |
3 |
3 |
2099 |
They were out of my size. |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2100 |
On the bright side, there's a lot less grit in the clams |
1.1915 |
0.07836 |
47 |
41 |
3 |
3 |
2101 |
I use to be in man holes. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2102 |
I was a Saint . |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2103 |
The gender pray gap is just a myth. |
1.1915 |
0.07836 |
47 |
41 |
3 |
3 |
2104 |
Yes, it's true what they say about a one's halo size... |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2105 |
That's nothing. Wait 'til you see these bad boys in my pockets. |
1.1915 |
0.07836 |
47 |
41 |
3 |
3 |
2106 |
They only had Magnums |
1.1915 |
0.07836 |
47 |
41 |
3 |
3 |
2107 |
The 6S Plus. Yours? |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2108 |
Is that a pizza on your head or are you just glad to see me? |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2109 |
Yeah... I'm Gay. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2110 |
Also, I am told I have huge hands. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2111 |
"I had to run through hoops to get here"! |
1.1905 |
0.09169 |
42 |
38 |
0 |
4 |
2112 |
I lied at the gate and told them I was Mother Theresa. |
1.1875 |
0.07682 |
48 |
42 |
3 |
3 |
2113 |
I'd feel better if we just cuddled. |
1.1875 |
0.05693 |
48 |
39 |
9 |
0 |
2114 |
Come on over here and we'll make our halos concentric. |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
2115 |
They let me recycle my old hula hoop. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2116 |
There are no rules, you just wing it. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2117 |
You're preaching to the choir there, sister. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2118 |
It was to make up for my small hands |
1.1875 |
0.07682 |
48 |
42 |
3 |
3 |
2119 |
I know it's awkward. It's really a hula hoop. |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
2120 |
Fred! I had no idea we could pick our preferred gender up here! |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
2121 |
It seems the Viagra Effect goes to your head up here. |
1.1875 |
0.07682 |
48 |
42 |
3 |
3 |
2122 |
It's not the size that matters. It's how you use it. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2123 |
Yes, it's lovely here, but sometimes I miss arguing with agnostics. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2124 |
It's this big because I'm so humble. |
1.1875 |
0.07682 |
48 |
42 |
3 |
3 |
2125 |
When you've been here long enough you get bonus points. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2126 |
Are you sure you're in the right place? |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2127 |
My answer is still the same one I gave you in high school. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2128 |
You wanna bask in my aura tonight |
1.1875 |
0.05693 |
48 |
39 |
9 |
0 |
2129 |
You are an angel not to mention my big halo. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2130 |
My halo's not the only thing that's oversized. |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
2131 |
I fell through the manhole and I saw the light. |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
2132 |
E.otherworldly says we're a match made in heaven! |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2133 |
Yeah, well my ex-wife said I was always Holier than Thou. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2134 |
If my hands weren't in my pockets you'd understand. |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
2135 |
I'd reeeally like to...but there's this reputation I've gotta uphold. |
1.1875 |
0.05693 |
48 |
39 |
9 |
0 |
2136 |
When I see a pretty girl, it grows larger. Can you imagine that? |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
2137 |
I would be pleased to take you under my wing. |
1.1875 |
0.05693 |
48 |
39 |
9 |
0 |
2138 |
Yes ma'am, I actually am holier-than-thou! |
1.1875 |
0.05693 |
48 |
39 |
9 |
0 |
2139 |
I was getting too close to certain angels. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2140 |
Sorry, I prefer bad boys. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2141 |
Really? You can tell it’s getting larger? |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2142 |
Don't give me that look, but yes, it is true what they say about Angels with Big Halos..... |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
2143 |
Yeah, I decided to go in for the full Cloud 10 package. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2144 |
Not exactly what I meant by "size matters." |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
2145 |
Mine doubles as a lasso...what does yours do? |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2146 |
Up here, it is the size that counts. |
1.1875 |
0.05693 |
48 |
39 |
9 |
0 |
2147 |
You make me downright upright. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2148 |
"Halo," he said. " Well, HALO!" said she. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2149 |
Yes, Heaven knows, I'm happy to see you! |
1.1875 |
0.05693 |
48 |
39 |
9 |
0 |
2150 |
Yeah, you know what they say about guys with big halos. |
1.1875 |
0.07682 |
48 |
42 |
3 |
3 |
2151 |
Big hands, big feet, big halo..... |
1.1875 |
0.07682 |
48 |
42 |
3 |
3 |
2152 |
Yeah, it's huge...why? |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2153 |
If there's no Starbucks, I'm not staying! |
1.1875 |
0.05693 |
48 |
39 |
9 |
0 |
2154 |
Yes... size will ALWAYS matter... |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
2155 |
It's a symbol of the hoops through which I had to jump to get here. |
1.1875 |
0.05693 |
48 |
39 |
9 |
0 |
2156 |
Well you were the one who said I was hole-ier than thou... |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
2157 |
Heavens yes, size does count. |
1.1875 |
0.07682 |
48 |
42 |
3 |
3 |
2158 |
It's how you use it. |
1.1875 |
0.05693 |
48 |
39 |
9 |
0 |
2159 |
He forgives, but He hasn't really forgotten, has He? |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2160 |
"I bought it on Ebay". |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2161 |
I also use it as a hula-hoop. |
1.1875 |
0.07682 |
48 |
42 |
3 |
3 |
2162 |
I let my wife drive the Maserati. |
1.1875 |
0.07682 |
48 |
42 |
3 |
3 |
2163 |
Well yes, I did invent the Hula Hoop. How did you guess? |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
2164 |
I guess it gives extra points to remember the toilet seat. |
1.1875 |
0.07682 |
48 |
42 |
3 |
3 |
2165 |
No. My feet are not that large. Why? |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
2166 |
Sir, I think you're exaggerating. |
1.1875 |
0.07682 |
48 |
42 |
3 |
3 |
2167 |
You're wrong. Size DOES matter. |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
2168 |
Funny how things are the same but different here. |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
2169 |
I'm supposed to work on my 'holier than thou' attitude. |
1.1875 |
0.05693 |
48 |
39 |
9 |
0 |
2170 |
You should see the one they're making for Beyoncé. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2171 |
There is a reason for my holier than thou attitude. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2172 |
I understand that Size Matters here, too |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
2173 |
I've even named it. I call it "the Rapture." |
1.1875 |
0.08239 |
48 |
43 |
1 |
4 |
2174 |
Did you know that I was dying to meet you again? |
1.1875 |
0.07682 |
48 |
42 |
3 |
3 |
2175 |
No, I'm not holier than thou. I got this so I can use it as a hula hoop. |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
2176 |
My family includes charter members of this place. |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
2177 |
Is it obvious? |
1.1875 |
0.05693 |
48 |
39 |
9 |
0 |
2178 |
It's a complete myth that men overcompensate when they feel their masculinity is threatened. |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
2179 |
You know what they say about angels with big halos, right? |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
2180 |
it wouldn't be heaven if it wasn't true |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
2181 |
It's a side effect of the Viagra. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2182 |
Oh, size matters, baby! |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
2183 |
I told you he wouldn't like it. |
1.1875 |
0.07682 |
48 |
42 |
3 |
3 |
2184 |
I'm sorry but I only date double A halo's or better. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2185 |
I never buy anything "off the rack." |
1.1860 |
0.08323 |
43 |
38 |
2 |
3 |
2186 |
I have seniority. |
1.1860 |
0.06005 |
43 |
35 |
8 |
0 |
2187 |
My halo also serves as my umbrella. |
1.1860 |
0.06865 |
43 |
36 |
6 |
1 |
2188 |
I got full coverage from Verizon. |
1.1860 |
0.06005 |
43 |
35 |
8 |
0 |
2189 |
THIS is who I am to judge! |
1.1860 |
0.06865 |
43 |
36 |
6 |
1 |
2190 |
Have I told you about the power of compound interest? |
1.1860 |
0.06005 |
43 |
35 |
8 |
0 |
2191 |
See, even in Heaven: "Size does matter." |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2192 |
I was holier than thou—clearly. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
2193 |
Hey, I'm serious. My life was all about the hula-hoop, but now that's over thanks to these damn wings. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
2194 |
Honestly, I hadn't noticed. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
2195 |
Around here they say that size does matter |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
2196 |
I actually brought it with me. It was my favorite dollar store hula hoop. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
2197 |
I’m not as good as I look. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
2198 |
Some say my biggest sin is bragging about the size of my halo. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
2199 |
Welcome, your timing is excellent. I'm as good as it gets |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
2200 |
I asked St. Peter to super-size me. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
2201 |
So, as I was saying, I was a career politician . Since I am the only one of my kind up here I got the aggregate Halo. |
1.1818 |
0.07466 |
44 |
38 |
4 |
2 |
2202 |
No, smarty pants, I am NOT trying to compensate for any of my earthly shortcomings. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2203 |
This is so embarrassing. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2204 |
It turns out He's pretty much OK with manspreading. |
1.1818 |
0.07466 |
44 |
38 |
4 |
2 |
2205 |
Some angels are "more equal" than others. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2206 |
After I arrived I told Him I had been hoping for a bigger Hello. |
1.1818 |
0.07466 |
44 |
38 |
4 |
2 |
2207 |
Yes, I'm over compensating for shortcomings in my previous life. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2208 |
I washed it in cold water |
1.1818 |
0.08143 |
44 |
39 |
2 |
3 |
2209 |
the bigger the more... innocent? |
1.1818 |
0.08143 |
44 |
39 |
2 |
3 |
2210 |
The worst part about gastric bypass surgery isn't the loose halo; its buying new robes! |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
2211 |
I bought it online |
1.1786 |
0.07371 |
28 |
23 |
5 |
0 |
2212 |
Here you can lie as much as you want -- your nose won't grow. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
2213 |
I always liked to think that size 'does' matter. |
1.1778 |
0.07970 |
45 |
40 |
2 |
3 |
2214 |
I lived and died in Texas and I always wore a ten gallon hat. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2215 |
It all started with a Hula Hoop. |
1.1778 |
0.07970 |
45 |
40 |
2 |
3 |
2216 |
You weren't offered the extended coverage option? |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
2217 |
I guess size does matter! |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2218 |
Marilyn Monroe has an exclamation point. |
1.1778 |
0.07970 |
45 |
40 |
2 |
3 |
2219 |
It's special recognition for inventing the hoopla hoop. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2220 |
Beyonce can see my halo better. |
1.1778 |
0.07970 |
45 |
40 |
2 |
3 |
2221 |
You'll definitely want to get your parking validated. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
2222 |
Yes, Virginia, there is a union. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2223 |
Yes, I have a big one, but I have other attributes as well. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2224 |
But last time I asked you said, "Not a chance in Hell!" |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
2225 |
I really am a bad boy, I swear. Well, I would never swear, but... |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2226 |
How could you tell I was lying. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2227 |
Seriously, I'm naturally this big. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2228 |
I hope you're one of those girls who thinks size matters. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
2229 |
I wear a size 14EE. Why did you ask? |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
2230 |
Why yes, I did invent the Hula Hoop. |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
2231 |
Honestly, I've seen much bigger. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2232 |
I drove a Porsche, why? |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
2233 |
If only feeling holier-than-thou were a virtue! |
1.1778 |
0.08581 |
45 |
41 |
0 |
4 |
2234 |
I had it custommade |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2235 |
"That halo will be a lot smaller when I finish with him.". |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
2236 |
I won't make snap judgements if you don't. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2237 |
WHAT DID I KNOW..I ASKED FOR AN EXTRA LARGE. |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
2238 |
Well, you know what they say about the size of a man's halo. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
2239 |
Admit it, halo envy. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
2240 |
I'm not that innocent. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2241 |
Remember me? I lost some weight, but kept the old halo. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
2242 |
Well, you know what they say about guys with big halos? |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
2243 |
I was perfect at hula hoop, too. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2244 |
It's just a holier-than-thou fashion statement I'm trying out |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
2245 |
Let's ditch the halos and get on with it |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
2246 |
Heaven's got one heck of a weight loss program. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2247 |
Actually it's just a hula hoop. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
2248 |
You know that thing about big hands? Well, it works for halos too. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2249 |
Hula hooping accident, what about you? |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2250 |
After I lost my third halo, St Peter refused to give me a new one. I found me this hula hoop in lost and found. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
2251 |
So we're going to play the "my halo's bigger than your halo" game?! |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2252 |
You could probably tell by my hands. |
1.1778 |
0.07970 |
45 |
40 |
2 |
3 |
2253 |
Go to bed with me and I'll tell you. |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
2254 |
You should see the size of my feet. |
1.1778 |
0.07970 |
45 |
40 |
2 |
3 |
2255 |
You can't tell me that size doesn't matter. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
2256 |
I'm the guy who cancelled "19 Kids and Counting." |
1.1778 |
0.07970 |
45 |
40 |
2 |
3 |
2257 |
I demanded the expanded version of humility. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
2258 |
I'm telling you without 'Pride' that I made Angel of the Month. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
2259 |
They will say this is a match made in heaven. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
2260 |
Yes, that too. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
2261 |
Well, size is a respected dimension even around here. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2262 |
I used to have a swollen head but I've humbled down! |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2263 |
I told the greeter 'Supersize me' and he did! |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2264 |
The Halo supplier made a mistake and sent me a Hula. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
2265 |
You know what they say about the angel with the big halo..... |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2266 |
Of course I'm a feminist. |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
2267 |
I used to say Heaven can Wait but now I'm sorry I did. |
1.1778 |
0.07970 |
45 |
40 |
2 |
3 |
2268 |
You appeared less judgmental in your Tinder profile. |
1.1739 |
0.05650 |
46 |
38 |
8 |
0 |
2269 |
Yes, size matters in heaven. |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
2270 |
It was a hula accident. How did you get here? |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
2271 |
And to think, you always said size doesn't matter. |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
2272 |
You know what they say about angels with big halos, don't you? |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2273 |
I let the size of my halo do the talking. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2274 |
I hate to brag but I come from a long time of big halos. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2275 |
How can you reject me based on the size of my halo? I have large hands as well! |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
2276 |
You know what they say about male angels with large halos. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2277 |
It appears that we Republicans have once again thwarted 'equal halos for equal virtues.' |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
2278 |
I used to be a lot bigger. |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
2279 |
Mine is a hole in the glass ceiling. Yours is just a halo. |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
2280 |
My uncontrollable flatulence has created the hole in the ozone layer above my head. |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
2281 |
Yeah, what they say about guys with large halos is true. |
1.1739 |
0.05650 |
46 |
38 |
8 |
0 |
2282 |
Come back and interview again when your halo is more fully developed. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2283 |
I can fly through it too. |
1.1739 |
0.07805 |
46 |
41 |
2 |
3 |
2284 |
So size does matter? |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2285 |
It's a bit understated for my taste, but you make it work. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2286 |
Serving Vatican City helps. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2287 |
Yes, as a matter of fact there is a correlation |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
2288 |
Don't laugh. It was the only one in stock when I got here. |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
2289 |
I'm really not compensating for anything. |
1.1739 |
0.05650 |
46 |
38 |
8 |
0 |
2290 |
I know it looks big, but it's comfortable. |
1.1739 |
0.05650 |
46 |
38 |
8 |
0 |
2291 |
Kylie, you make my halo swell |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2292 |
'Hula-Hoop-Halo' just had a ring to it. |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
2293 |
Pretty as you are, you're going to get 76% of what male angels earn. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2294 |
Believe me, I am really good. |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
2295 |
I know, it looks ridiculous. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2296 |
There's really no need to overcompensate up here. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2297 |
Don't act like you're not impressed. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2298 |
I cannot tell a lie. It's my hula-hoop. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2299 |
What do you mean, what am I compensating for? |
1.1739 |
0.05650 |
46 |
38 |
8 |
0 |
2300 |
When I look at you, I get... larger than life! |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
2301 |
Don't give me that holier than thou look |
1.1739 |
0.05650 |
46 |
38 |
8 |
0 |
2302 |
I was a professional hula hooper and St. Peter thought it funny to constantly remind me of it. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2303 |
I'm holier than thou only because I swore off discussing politics on Facebook. |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
2304 |
Sorry, I'm waiting for my husband to die. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2305 |
I was famous for my ten-gallon hats. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2306 |
You have beautiful...eh... wings. |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
2307 |
You can't argue with God. |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
2308 |
It would be in your best interest to "Dry Clean Only" |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
2309 |
Yes, I must humbly admit, it is unusually large. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2310 |
It mattered on Earth, of course, but I'm sure it doesn't count for anything here. |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
2311 |
Want to do something that will make us lose our wings? |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
2312 |
I was a halo of a man when I was on earth |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
2313 |
Well, I wouldn't want to brag, of course, but . . . . |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2314 |
They need to do something about regulating drones up here. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2315 |
I hate to brag, but up here, size does matter. |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
2316 |
Dry-clean only. |
1.1739 |
0.05650 |
46 |
38 |
8 |
0 |
2317 |
She was surprised to discover that even in heaven size matters. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2318 |
I brought the potato salad to the church picnic. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2319 |
Let's make a cherub. |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
2320 |
Beyonce lent it to me. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2321 |
You know what they say, big halo small d... |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
2322 |
My hands are very big too. Very, very big. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2323 |
I'm on Weight Watchers. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2324 |
Well Halo to you too. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2325 |
What do you mean, 'holier than thou'? |
1.1739 |
0.05650 |
46 |
38 |
8 |
0 |
2326 |
Not only that but I wear a size fourteen shoe. |
1.1739 |
0.05650 |
46 |
38 |
8 |
0 |
2327 |
My halo doubles as a hula hoop |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2328 |
Why yes, I do have large hands. |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
2329 |
You're beautiful, but it appears our lifestyles aren't compatible |
1.1739 |
0.07805 |
46 |
41 |
2 |
3 |
2330 |
I didn't realize there was such a big difference between large and extra large. |
1.1739 |
0.07805 |
46 |
41 |
2 |
3 |
2331 |
Did He not tell you? You'll have to carry that thing around for all eternity. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2332 |
I like sticking my hands in my pants. like this. |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
2333 |
It humors the boss too. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2334 |
Well maybe God loves you. But God loves me more. Because I’m so humble. |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
2335 |
Until it's fixed, I'm stuck with the hula hoop |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2336 |
I'm a bachelor; I haven't washed it yet. |
1.1739 |
0.05650 |
46 |
38 |
8 |
0 |
2337 |
I had house seats for HAMILTON. |
1.1739 |
0.05650 |
46 |
38 |
8 |
0 |
2338 |
My head was much bigger before I had some lessons in humility. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2339 |
You said size mattered. |
1.1739 |
0.07805 |
46 |
41 |
2 |
3 |
2340 |
Halo, gorgeous! |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
2341 |
I am one of the very few males around here who wasn’t called a no good bastard by a female. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2342 |
Yes, in Heaven, size matters, too. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2343 |
I told you to check the expiration date. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2344 |
I made it to this year's top five in humility. |
1.1739 |
0.05650 |
46 |
38 |
8 |
0 |
2345 |
My gluten-free, kale-based snacks blog helped God lose a ton of weight. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2346 |
I've got a very big halo, that I can tell you. As far as other things, I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee it. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2347 |
Your halo is very, very low energy. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2348 |
It equates to the opposite of small hands. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2349 |
That's my new halo hoop. |
1.1739 |
0.05650 |
46 |
38 |
8 |
0 |
2350 |
It was a tough choice. |
1.1739 |
0.07805 |
46 |
41 |
2 |
3 |
2351 |
Before you say that size doesn't matter... |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2352 |
Are you a summer intern? |
1.1739 |
0.07805 |
46 |
41 |
2 |
3 |
2353 |
Mine's a shower, not a grower. |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
2354 |
I guess it's because I'm holier than thou. |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
2355 |
I see that size does matter. |
1.1739 |
0.05650 |
46 |
38 |
8 |
0 |
2356 |
Well, you know what they say about large haloes... |
1.1739 |
0.07805 |
46 |
41 |
2 |
3 |
2357 |
How did you know that I made it myself? |
1.1707 |
0.07732 |
41 |
36 |
3 |
2 |
2358 |
Who says size doesn't matter? |
1.1707 |
0.05949 |
41 |
34 |
7 |
0 |
2359 |
I leaned in. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
2360 |
I try not to notice it. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
2361 |
The William Morris Agency. Why do you ask? |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
2362 |
and it comes with pockets, too |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
2363 |
First time here? |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
2364 |
You have to jump through lots of hoops to become a perfect angel. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
2365 |
My app went viral. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
2366 |
How aura? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
2367 |
Listen, I know you said I'm too good for you but I don't agree... |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
2368 |
You thought the wage gap was only a problem on earth? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
2369 |
For the last two years I bet on the Warriors. How did you get here? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
2370 |
I actually left the bathrobe right there in the hotel. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
2371 |
Bragging is so much easier here than Earth |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
2372 |
Well, yes, there is some correlation between the size of my halo and the size of my feet. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
2373 |
Don't feel bad. I'm just nicer than you. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
2374 |
I'm dilated you made it here! |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
2375 |
Hello, I'm Johnny Angel, and together we will see how lovely heaven can be. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
2376 |
I had just taken a Viagra pill when I died of a heart attach. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
2377 |
As it turns out, size really does matter. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
2378 |
Yea, it's my attitude, holier than thou. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
2379 |
It's the only way you can compensate up here. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
2380 |
My mother always told me, 'Sanctimonious is as sanctimonious does'. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
2381 |
They were having a sale at Skymall... |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
2382 |
I come from a family with big heads. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
2383 |
Still having an after life crisis huh Dave? |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
2384 |
Size doesn't matter. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
2385 |
Alas, what happens in Vegas definitely does not stay in Vegas. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
2386 |
Oh yeah, it's what you'd think |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
2387 |
Holier than thou? Maybe a little. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
2388 |
I was an inventor for Wham-O. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
2389 |
You know what they say--the larger the halo..... |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
2390 |
If I told you how I really feel about you, I sure wouldn't be here right now. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
2391 |
I ordered the recreational model . . . |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
2392 |
I'm just saying, a plunging neckline may invite some unwanted attention. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
2393 |
I'm compensating after the fact. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
2394 |
I worked in a pizza parlor. |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
2395 |
Eve, she meant nothing to me. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
2396 |
So you see you can take it with you. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
2397 |
Excuse me. Would you say this is fostering an excessive sense of entitlement? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
2398 |
Why do say I think I'm too good for you? |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
2399 |
I don't like to brag, but Sully Sullenberger had a little help from yours truly. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
2400 |
Bigger is better. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
2401 |
Don't tell. It's a hula-hoop. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
2402 |
Let's go ask Archimedes. I'll bet he'll have the answer! |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
2403 |
And my hands are slightly larger than normal, too. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
2404 |
I was wearing a Sombrero at the time of the accident... |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
2405 |
I know. It's so big and round. I call it my J-LO |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
2406 |
Take it from me, being an angel isn't all that it's cracked up to be... |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
2407 |
Greetings, I'm Adam Holier Than Thou. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
2408 |
Trade ya. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
2409 |
Yes, it is - and I've noticed a lot of you girls here have halo envy. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
2410 |
My wings don't let me use my hula hoop. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
2411 |
Can we hook up now? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
2412 |
It's like pinocchio, except for good deeds |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
2413 |
I don't want to play the evangelical card, but . . . |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
2414 |
I believe the circumference of one's halo is proportional to one's holiness. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
2415 |
I remember you, you had a big head when you were our manager! |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
2416 |
Up here, hand size is irrelevant; it's all about the halo. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
2417 |
You're dumping me in Heaven. Who Does That!? |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
2418 |
Well, if you think THIS is big, you should check out my hands. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
2419 |
Nobody liked it on America's Got Talent either. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
2420 |
It tarnishes easily. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
2421 |
It's very simple, Sweetheart, I'm a transgender. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
2422 |
I guess they never discovered the SEC Indictment |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
2423 |
I defeated St Peter in the Mythic Legendary Halo championship match. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
2424 |
Where I grew up, bragging was considered a virtue. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
2425 |
In another world and in another time, yes size would matter. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
2426 |
Well you see Penelope, I got in on the ground floor of the reformation |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
2427 |
Really it's just hula hoop. I brought it with me. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
2428 |
The large halo? Well, I've always been very competitive. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
2429 |
Yeah, New Yorkers hate when I call this place "Los Angeles." |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
2430 |
...Most Likes... |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
2431 |
Yes, I hold myself in high esteem. Why do you ask? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
2432 |
I was a philanthropist. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
2433 |
My halo's not fat...he just has a thyroid issue. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
2434 |
Jezebel. That's an interesting name. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
2435 |
They fitted me for a Trump halo |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
2436 |
I still think metric is the more perfect system. |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
2437 |
I need all the help I can get |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
2438 |
Are the other six as lovely as you? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
2439 |
I died while hula-hooping. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
2440 |
My mother said my halo was my best feature. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
2441 |
It's not hegemonic masculinity, it's just that God has favorites |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
2442 |
Well you know what they say about a man's "halo". |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
2443 |
Not to worry. It grows on you. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
2444 |
Oh for heaven's sake yes. Size matters. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
2445 |
There may be some lingering resentment. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
2446 |
I'm hoping to become an archangel. |
1.1667 |
0.07493 |
48 |
43 |
2 |
3 |
2447 |
It's not a halo, it's a portal to another world. If ya know what I mean. |
1.1667 |
0.06745 |
42 |
36 |
5 |
1 |
2448 |
They call me 'Mr. Holier-than-thou' around the water cooler. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
2449 |
I'm suddenly kinda bummed by this non-corporeal existence thing. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
2450 |
You know the saying; big halo, big.... |
1.1667 |
0.06876 |
48 |
42 |
4 |
2 |
2451 |
It was the Lamborghini that got us here in the first place and you're STILL overcompensating? |
1.1667 |
0.06876 |
48 |
42 |
4 |
2 |
2452 |
I was an early investor in Halo. |
1.1667 |
0.06745 |
42 |
36 |
5 |
1 |
2453 |
I requested one with a sprinkler system for.... well.... you know, just in case. |
1.1667 |
0.07493 |
48 |
43 |
2 |
3 |
2454 |
But mine is platinum. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
2455 |
It's got great perks, but I miss going head to head with all those little devils. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
2456 |
It's my old hula hoop. |
1.1667 |
0.07493 |
48 |
43 |
2 |
3 |
2457 |
I guess it's a man's heaven. |
1.1667 |
0.07557 |
42 |
37 |
3 |
2 |
2458 |
It's a rental. Sometimes, I need to feel Godly. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
2459 |
If only you hadn’t gone away for that weekend with your boss, Sally |
1.1667 |
0.06745 |
42 |
36 |
5 |
1 |
2460 |
I lost 130 lbs on the Paleo diet |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2461 |
I've been touched by an allergy. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2462 |
Wanna go populate a planet? |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2463 |
No, it was easy, I asked for "XL" in my last confession. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
2464 |
I don't like to brag, but since you asked: I was an ace hula-hooper back on Earth. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
2465 |
It's Heaven's equivalent of a 'Dunce' cap. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
2466 |
It's actually just a hole in the glass ceiling. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
2467 |
People laughed when they saw my drawer full of 'Box Tops For Education'... |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
2468 |
I'm down 350 lbs postmortem, and I've never felt better! |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
2469 |
No I don't think that I'm overcompensating. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
2470 |
Yeah, it's bigger since I went gluten free |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
2471 |
He likes me..... |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
2472 |
I think we both know that size does matter. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
2473 |
I must be in heaven because you look like an angel. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
2474 |
I sinned less, that's why I have a bigger one. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
2475 |
C'mon let's give it a whirl. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
2476 |
You oughta see my feet. |
1.1628 |
0.08104 |
43 |
39 |
1 |
3 |
2477 |
I'm confess, this whole heaven and angel thing is still over my head. |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
2478 |
Looks like you'r headed for sainthood. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
2479 |
No, seriously, you look like an angel sent from Heaven! |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
2480 |
I'm sorry. I don't believe we are compatible. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
2481 |
I invented the Hula Hoop, why do you ask? |
1.1628 |
0.05696 |
43 |
36 |
7 |
0 |
2482 |
Raaally Dahling, all I can say is if the halo fits... |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
2483 |
Actually, this is Hell. Wait 'til you see the wage gap. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
2484 |
It's the same here. Size does matter. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
2485 |
Yes, I know it's a hula hoop. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
2486 |
Hey, foreplay on the freeway was your idea. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
2487 |
Muhammad & Prince are still in orientation, they let me use their halos. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
2488 |
gays get the supersize |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
2489 |
Yes, I do have big hands and feet also. Why do you ask? |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
2490 |
You look almost devilish today. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
2491 |
My halo didn't get this big by doing what you're suggesting. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
2492 |
It doubles as a hula hoop. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
2493 |
Come on. It's a fair trade. My hula hoop for your Frisbee. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
2494 |
Well, Hayllo... |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
2495 |
Cloud computing copy error. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
2496 |
Let's just say Trump would never call me Little Marco. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
2497 |
Compensating?! No no, I was an ego maniac |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
2498 |
Yeah, it makes up not being able to see one's feet. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
2499 |
I had small hands. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
2500 |
Come on, Beth, why the smerk? You know what they say...big halo... |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
2501 |
God thought it would compensate for my small hands.... |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
2502 |
Yeah, 'I know, rack dry, but how could I guess about some fabrics stretching? |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
2503 |
Its actually a hula hoop. I was junior champion back in the day. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
2504 |
No, I'm not still overcompensating! |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
2505 |
Yup, it's true what they say. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
2506 |
Don't give me that look. I am literally holier than thou. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
2507 |
Recycling inititative, the hula hoop seemed a better choice than the Popemobile tire. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
2508 |
Something tells me that you're overcompensating. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
2509 |
Well this is what God gave me. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
2510 |
It's because I'm holier than thou. In other words I'm a Vegan. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
2511 |
I was a professional Hula Hooper. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
2512 |
I think he liked my sit-com. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
2513 |
I knew when I met you I wasn't good enough for you |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
2514 |
Thank the lord for "AngelMatch.com!" |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
2515 |
not only is my halo bigger than most, but God asks for my counsel frequently |
1.1591 |
0.07926 |
44 |
40 |
1 |
3 |
2516 |
My! Your's is really big, isn't it? |
1.1591 |
0.07926 |
44 |
40 |
1 |
3 |
2517 |
I don't like to rush into things, as you can see. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
2518 |
You know what they say about big halos... |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
2519 |
It must've been that little blue pill I took before I died. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
2520 |
I've told you all along that God was a HE! |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
2521 |
R e a l l y, Holier than thou! |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
2522 |
My high school taught abstinence-only. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
2523 |
Yes, it does make it easier to see where I'm going at night. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
2524 |
Wish I could , but I am scheduled to be rightsized in about 20 minutes. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
2525 |
Sorry, but Halo Inequality is not a Sin up here. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
2526 |
It's my God Hole. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
2527 |
Maybe couples skydiving wasn't such a good idea. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
2528 |
We could always work something out.... |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
2529 |
And what would make you think I earn more than you? |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
2530 |
I assure you, size doesn't matter. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
2531 |
I told you buying indulgences would be work |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
2532 |
You know what they say about halo size... |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
2533 |
OMG! Is that a huge Halo, or are you just happy to see me? |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
2534 |
Till death do us part seemed long enough to me. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
2535 |
Ohhh . . . my . . . God! |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
2536 |
So, you recall me as having an oversized ego? |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
2537 |
I'm supposed to say size doesn't matter... |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
2538 |
On the terrestrial plane I was something of a chick magnet. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
2539 |
I was the former US Hoola Hoop champion. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
2540 |
WOW ! I was afraid you would be some crazy guy with B.O. and a beard. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
2541 |
Let me guess, Wall Street?! |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
2542 |
The devil made me do it! |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
2543 |
Yes it's big, but do you know how to use it? |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
2544 |
You know what they say about giant halos ... |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
2545 |
I promise. I won't let it go to my head. |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
2546 |
My. What a big Halo you have... |
1.1579 |
0.08024 |
38 |
34 |
2 |
2 |
2547 |
I thought it would be different in heaven, thanks be to God! |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
2548 |
I'm not compensating for anything, I swear! |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
2549 |
I gave at the office. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
2550 |
How can you not find 'holier than thou' attractive? |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
2551 |
I used to own a pizza restaurant. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2552 |
I couldn't take my Porsche with me. |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
2553 |
I know it's weird....but I have small hands. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2554 |
I don't mean to brag, but you know what they say about angels with large halos. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2555 |
People say I have a holier than thou attitude. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
2556 |
I have a wide stance. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2557 |
You know what they say about angels with huge halos? |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
2558 |
I prefer highly over heavenly endowed, and you? |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
2559 |
I never thought I'd die to regret inventing the hula hoop. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
2560 |
You know what they say about large halos, don't you? |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
2561 |
I'm on strict probation; one bad move and out I go through this hole above my head. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2562 |
'Glass cloud'? I don't know what you mean. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2563 |
You'll love it here. There's no other gated community like it. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2564 |
My first hula hoop. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
2565 |
Up here you can earn a whole 85 cents on the dollar! |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2566 |
I paid for a heavenly upgrade! It includes extra headroom. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2567 |
If this job has taught me anything, it's to look beyond appearances. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2568 |
I don't know… I was playing with a Hula-Hoop and it just sorta stayed up there. So here I am. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2569 |
Talk about jumping through hoops. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2570 |
Why, yes. Yes I am. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
2571 |
Don't give me that look just because I have a swelled halo. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2572 |
All they left was the extra-extra large. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2573 |
The XL sizes were on sale. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2574 |
No, my hands are also large. I'm just keeping them warm. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2575 |
Soon you will have a big enough head to fit that Halo. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
2576 |
I got nicknamed, 'Holier than Thou'. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2577 |
It's a side effect of my ED treatment. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
2578 |
Yes, my halo has grown since you arrived |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2579 |
Yes, Virginia, there is a glass ceiling in Heaven also. |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
2580 |
Being the "Guardian Angel of Hula Hoops" has its perks. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2581 |
I heard St. Peter was bad at geometry, so I told him it 4piR. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
2582 |
So I said to Gabriel, "Believe me, I know die-ameter." But seriously...... |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
2583 |
Lemme guess. On Earth you drove a muscle car. |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
2584 |
Is that happiness to see me? |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
2585 |
I guess you didn't 'lean in'. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
2586 |
It's called a 'Morning Glory.' |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
2587 |
Stand back honey, I don't know how big this thing gets. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2588 |
I prefer to call it an areola |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2589 |
Look, Honey, size matters! |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2590 |
You know what they say about a man with a large halo. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2591 |
Don't let the small hands fool you. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
2592 |
Some are just more holy. |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
2593 |
I was Donald Trump's hairstylist. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2594 |
Oh, Honey. You'll make friends. I mean, being alive wasn't all peaches and cream either. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2595 |
I was even my mother's favorite. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2596 |
Apparently I have a big head. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2597 |
My halo is huge. So huge, you won't believe how huge it is. |
1.1556 |
0.07756 |
45 |
41 |
1 |
3 |
2598 |
Remember, Eve, I was always holier than thou. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2599 |
Up here, size matters! |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2600 |
I hula on weekends. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2601 |
Mine was very popular in the '50s. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
2602 |
I bet you wish you’d liked that post about the sick kid now, huh? |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
2603 |
You do know what they say about men with big halos. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2604 |
This is why it's called heaven. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2605 |
I thought I'd dress up! |
1.1556 |
0.07756 |
45 |
41 |
1 |
3 |
2606 |
I used to have a much bigger head. Dying kinda humbles you. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
2607 |
Does this make my feet look big? |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
2608 |
It means I've been more saintly and have had less sex, but I'll take any opportunity to shrink it. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2609 |
It's called the 'halo affect'—it makes me ridiculously holier than thou. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2610 |
I know, it's awful. I haven't had a proper sleep in weeks. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2611 |
I told you I'm a grower. |
1.1556 |
0.07756 |
45 |
41 |
1 |
3 |
2612 |
Well, yeah, obviously THOU. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2613 |
I got fifty of them from Costco. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2614 |
You know about they say about angels with big halos .... |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
2615 |
You can say what you like, yet I believe HE decides..: |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
2616 |
I deleted his account. |
1.1556 |
0.07756 |
45 |
41 |
1 |
3 |
2617 |
Please give me a chance. I’m a bad boy at heart! |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
2618 |
Hula hoop champion in 1959. |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
2619 |
Thanks. Wish I could say the same thing about my, um, hands. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2620 |
yea,big hands,big feet,big halo and you know the rest. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
2621 |
I guess I'm just more hole-y than you. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2622 |
I know people in high places plus I was an Eagle Scout. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2623 |
Oh, it definitely grows. But it takes time... |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2624 |
I left my harddrive on the cloud. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2625 |
It’s a rental; One size fits all. |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
2626 |
It's the wide screen HD model, with omniscient remote. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
2627 |
I swear it does not make your butt look big. |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
2628 |
Well HAY-LOOO there! |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2629 |
It matches my hands |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
2630 |
It's genetic. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
2631 |
Ha-lo, beautiful! |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2632 |
Halo, it's me I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to notice me. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2633 |
Oh, I was under the impression that it was til death do us part. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
2634 |
No, I don't notice any difference. |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
2635 |
Well, yeah, it's true, but it's not like it's going to do us any good up here. |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
2636 |
Welcome to heaven for metrics analysts. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
2637 |
I am sure it will shrink over time. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2638 |
Does it make my hands look small? |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
2639 |
Well "halo," good looking. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2640 |
I invented the hula hoop. What did you do? |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2641 |
Without a doubt, I'm holier than you. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2642 |
You know what they say, everything's bigger in Texas... |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2643 |
I'm on 9 with a 10! |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2644 |
You're STILL making me jump through hoops. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
2645 |
And I have small hands! |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
2646 |
Come, I'll introduce you to Mother Teresa... |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2647 |
Let's put it this way. My hands aren't tiny either. |
1.1556 |
0.07756 |
45 |
41 |
1 |
3 |
2648 |
Small, yes, but with a great view. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
2649 |
It was another hula hoop related death. |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
2650 |
Tinder? Never heard of it. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
2651 |
It just means I've been here a lot longer... |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2652 |
If this angel stuff doesn't work out, I could always light my halo on fire and join the circus... |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
2653 |
What? I'm from Texas. |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
2654 |
As long as it doesn't last longer than four hours, we're cool. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
2655 |
I got it at a garage sale. |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
2656 |
God got a good laugh. I asked for a bigger one cause my hands were so small. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
2657 |
Wow, those on-line dating services do work! |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2658 |
I'm not an idiot. You have a much smaller hole to get through to the next level than I. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2659 |
Yes, as a matter of fact I was a big Donnie Osmond fan. Why do you ask? |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
2660 |
Told you. My religion was the true one. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2661 |
Up here the only thing of size that matters is your halo |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
2662 |
I found my halo on Amazon. They deliver if you specify the cloud number. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2663 |
And if you get tired of being holy, you can use it as a hula hoop. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2664 |
My death was caused by a hula hoop. |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
2665 |
Look, up here, the halo is only related to the size of your ego! |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2666 |
What gender halo gap? There is no gender halo gap. |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
2667 |
Yes, it does mean that. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2668 |
Look at my halo. Is that a small halo? I guarantee there is no problem |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
2669 |
Mine is biggest. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
2670 |
I guarantee you there's no problem. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2671 |
I'm not saying I'm "Holier than thou," I just think my idea is better. |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
2672 |
As they say, big halo..... |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2673 |
You're right, I shouldn't have had that last beer. |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
2674 |
Yeah, the Man personally designated me a "Holier Than Thou" kind of guy. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2675 |
Well, if you wanted a normal angel, your profile should have said "Spiritual, but not religious"! |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
2676 |
I've got to be honest: bigger isn't necessarily better. |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
2677 |
''Just call me archangel of the morning angel." |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2678 |
Wham-O dot com |
1.1556 |
0.05464 |
45 |
38 |
7 |
0 |
2679 |
I'm really not over compensating |
1.1556 |
0.07075 |
45 |
40 |
3 |
2 |
2680 |
No it's " divine compensation" if you must know. |
1.1538 |
0.06910 |
39 |
34 |
4 |
1 |
2681 |
Circular reasoning got me here and it's growing on me. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2682 |
You know that’s just a Hula Hoop. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2683 |
I thought he said Hulu not Halo |
1.1522 |
0.07593 |
46 |
42 |
1 |
3 |
2684 |
You know, it's true what they say you can tell about a man from the size of his halo. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2685 |
I rather enjoy being thought of as larger than life. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2686 |
I went with the 1st class upgrade |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2687 |
I think it's time to take a "cold shower".? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2688 |
They don't believe in wormholes up here! |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2689 |
No, no. I'm not any better than you. I was simply a whiz with a hula hoop down there. |
1.1522 |
0.07593 |
46 |
42 |
1 |
3 |
2690 |
I am not compensating for any inadequacies. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2691 |
The better to lasso you with, my dear! |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2692 |
Look who thinks he's "Man's gift to God! |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2693 |
Is your halo compensating for something? |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2694 |
Welcome! Glad you came! |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2695 |
Being headstrong has it's perks. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2696 |
It's especially handy at night |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2697 |
Apparently envy is no longer one of the seven deadly sins. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2698 |
It's based on the gender pay gap |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2699 |
My name's Charlie. I collect angels. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2700 |
I'm afraid my 'bad boy' act won't work any more. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2701 |
The Big Guy wanted an angel he can slam dunk. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2702 |
You're Saint Peter!" Do you know Caitlyn Jenner? |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2703 |
The size of my halo is directly related to the fact that I died with you. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2704 |
There's plenty of room under here if you want to know what it feels like to have a big one. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2705 |
Are you a Virgin? Your halo tells me you are! |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2706 |
I was the most honest and helpful employee at Costco |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2707 |
The trickle down effect will work...just give it time. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2708 |
So. God is really a guy after all. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2709 |
Of course, he only lets his closest friends call him Jeezy Creezy. |
1.1522 |
0.07593 |
46 |
42 |
1 |
3 |
2710 |
How did I do it? Clean thinking and no meat on Fridays. That's really it. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2711 |
True, I was a virgin. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2712 |
No, I an not still compensating. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2713 |
I know that mine is bigger than yours but remember that envy is one of the seven deadly sins. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2714 |
I died during the Hula Hoop craze. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2715 |
Actually the halo size shows your Heaven age, it's like a tree! |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2716 |
Be honest. Does it make me look phat? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2717 |
I am a believer in equal rights. Your halo should be as large as mine! |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2718 |
Shit! I coulda had more fun! |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2719 |
I haven't slept a wink since I had this one installed. It's like an alien beacon up there. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2720 |
My name is Trump. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2721 |
Is that a halo or a hole in the ceiling? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2722 |
It's a NextGen Halo that doubles as a mood ring. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2723 |
You know what they say about the size of an angel's halo.. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2724 |
I know what you're thinking. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2725 |
The forecast's calling for rain. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2726 |
Unfortunately, it's not what you think. Hula hoop champion, 6th grade. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2727 |
And wait until you see my hands. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2728 |
I see you are still using Viagra. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2729 |
I still remain holier than thou |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2730 |
I am just keeping it warm. The Greatest arrives this week. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2731 |
I told you to let God win that last round of Halo XBOX 360. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2732 |
Hula Hoop inventor..how d'ya guess? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2733 |
It was either Hell or the size of the hole I created in the ozone layer. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2734 |
My carry-on luggage always fitted into the airline test box. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2735 |
Face it, angel face, you're just jealous. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2736 |
I agree, equal halos for equal good deeds! |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2737 |
You can't fly through yours, can you?" |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2738 |
Ringworm is actually quite common. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2739 |
You see, I was the priest who banned hula hoops. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2740 |
I got extra credit for trying to ban assault weapons and high-volume bullet magazines. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2741 |
I guess that Woman Card doesn't get you everything. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2742 |
Yeah, lets just say the halos get pretty picked over when there is half price sale. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2743 |
So Pride and Envy are no longer Sins of Exclusion. Who knew? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2744 |
Seriously, it's not because I'm a man. In life, I was a hula hoop champ. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2745 |
isn't it time for equal halos for equal good deeds? |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2746 |
I had a wider circle of friends. I suppose. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2747 |
Perhaps I should've used another pet name for you besides "Angel". |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2748 |
Actually, I was Donald Trump's alter ego. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2749 |
I would have been here sooner if i knew about the dating service! |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2750 |
Well, I really do have 400 years on you. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2751 |
Yes, dear, I'm afraid that size still matters. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2752 |
How about coming over here under my ring?? |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2753 |
I know it's smaller, but I had a better time down there. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2754 |
Well, it's the girth, not the length, that really counts. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2755 |
well it is my birthday. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2756 |
HE said I should reuse/recycle my old hoola hoop. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2757 |
Does my halo look too big? |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2758 |
Evidently size does matter. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2759 |
Up here, size really does matter. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2760 |
Excuse me woman.. is that a frisbee on your head? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2761 |
I have big hands too. |
1.1522 |
0.07593 |
46 |
42 |
1 |
3 |
2762 |
don't say it , I know , I should have got out more |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2763 |
I didn't manspread. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2764 |
I got it at Ross |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2765 |
So much for equal pay for equal work. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2766 |
I never used Twitter to complain about my flight. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2767 |
I think because it helps balance out my extreme shoe size? |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2768 |
I admit it--I have a Napoleon complex. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2769 |
The Devil offered me a much better benefit plan, but c'mon it's Hell down there. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2770 |
Oh, the size? Well, it doubles as a portal between here and there. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2771 |
I guess I have a pretty big hoop to jump through |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2772 |
What glass ceiling? |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2773 |
You'll find that is is a job you eventually grow into. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2774 |
Well, yes. It's really just a hula hoop. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2775 |
Big shoes, ....... |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2776 |
Where's God? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2777 |
The regular size was out-of-stock. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2778 |
Let me show you about venn diagrams |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2779 |
I was really good. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2780 |
Well, yes, I am blessed in that way. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2781 |
And they said I didn't have a superego. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2782 |
Yeah, It is proportional to the size of my halo |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2783 |
You know, it's true what they say about the size of a guy's halo. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2784 |
I took the prime option. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2785 |
Well, you know what they say about an angel with a big halo... |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2786 |
I know you usually go for more of the "bad boy type," but I think we'd be a match made in heaven. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2787 |
"Could you really help me shrink my halo? How? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2788 |
You know what they say, Big halo, big . . ." |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2789 |
Guess who asked for directions to the heavenly bathroom then put the seat down? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2790 |
You'll never believe how very hard I had to work to earn it! |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2791 |
Your halo is writing checks your body can't cash. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2792 |
I was in a hula hoop accident. And you? |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2793 |
Halooooooooo |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2794 |
Halo, Big Spender… |
1.1522 |
0.07593 |
46 |
42 |
1 |
3 |
2795 |
Yes, my halo's smaller, but it slips down and holds my hair in place. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2796 |
Am I in the right place? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2797 |
It's a Hula Halo.. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2798 |
He didn't get the memo about my recent bariatric surgery. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2799 |
Once you reach 1 million rotations, you can swap out for the hula hoop. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2800 |
That's a myth. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |