Contest #526 Summary

Name	Value
Submission deadline	-
Voting started	2016-06-20
Voting ended	-
Finalists announced	-
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued	2016-07-03 (estimated)
Number of captions	4885
Number of responses	238677
Number of participants	7774

Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	Hey! My eyes are down here.	1.7919	0.06311	173	81	47	45
1	It autocorrected to "hula".	1.7622	0.07154	143	73	31	39
2	Excuse me, Miss, my eyes are down here.	1.7619	0.06641	147	69	44	34
3	Good Samaritan? I was a GREAT Samaritan.	1.7616	0.06141	151	65	57	29
4	My eyes are down here.	1.7365	0.06938	148	77	33	38
5	Next time, wash it in cold water.	1.7153	0.06660	144	72	41	31
6	I was cleaning the kitchen, without being asked, and that's all I remember.	1.7059	0.07011	136	71	34	31
7	It was autocorrected to 'hula.'	1.6950	0.07393	141	82	20	39
8	It's only dangerous if it lasts longer than 4 hours.	1.6870	0.06775	131	66	40	25
9	If it last longer than 4 hours, I'm supposed to contact my theologian right away.	1.6846	0.06646	130	64	43	23
10	You didn't see the bonus questions at the end?	1.6667	0.07362	123	68	28	27
11	If it lasts more than 4 hours I'm supposed to call a doctor.	1.6614	0.06821	127	66	38	23
12	Excuse me. My eyes are down here!	1.6581	0.07597	117	66	25	26
13	Pleased to meet you, obviously.	1.6529	0.06915	121	63	37	21
14	Actually it's kind of embarrassing. I almost wish I hadn't cured cancer.	1.6491	0.07780	114	66	22	26
15	What I actually said before I died was " I hope St Peter gives me a big hello!"	1.6466	0.06735	116	58	41	17
16	It's not funny. I've been dunked on twice today.	1.6455	0.07596	110	61	27	22
17	I let my mother-in-law move in with us.	1.6410	0.07229	117	64	31	22
18	I taught my mother how to use a computer.	1.6355	0.07558	107	59	28	20
19	If I hold my head just right, I can pick up basic cable.	1.6321	0.07007	106	54	37	15
20	I once won The New Yorker caption contest.	1.6316	0.07399	114	64	28	22
21	Thanks, I've been working out.	1.6262	0.06839	107	54	39	14
22	Actually, I do think I'm too good for you.	1.6226	0.07275	106	57	32	17
23	Remember all those times you said I was wrong?	1.6172	0.07113	128	75	27	26
24	Still, I'd gladly give it up to have genitals again.	1.6058	0.08016	104	63	19	22
25	It's God's little joke with us atheists.	1.6038	0.07425	106	60	28	18
26	It's a little cumbersome but I get great Wi-Fi.	1.6019	0.07081	103	55	34	14
27	Ironically, it's for being so humble.	1.6000	0.07521	100	56	28	16
28	My face is down here.	1.5882	0.08047	102	63	18	21
29	It seems to happen when I'm spiritually aroused.	1.5882	0.07153	102	56	32	14
30	If it lasts more than 4 hours I am calling the doctor.	1.5876	0.07291	97	53	31	13
31	A disappointing reward for a life of abstinence.	1.5859	0.07180	99	54	32	13
32	My eyes are down here, Missy.	1.5773	0.08138	97	60	18	19
33	I'm just glad to see you.	1.5773	0.07592	97	56	26	15
34	As a matter of fact, I am holier than thou.	1.5743	0.07359	101	58	28	15
35	I won the 'Holier Than Thou' contest.	1.5684	0.07726	95	56	24	15
36	I'm the guy who always left the toilet seat down.	1.5670	0.07742	97	58	23	16
37	Well, yeah . . . as a matter of fact I am holier than thou.	1.5612	0.07116	98	55	31	12
38	I liked God on Facebook.	1.5591	0.07406	93	53	28	12
39	Yes, I am happy to see you. Why do you ask?	1.5579	0.07879	95	58	21	16
40	I won the cartoon caption contest.	1.5568	0.08058	88	53	21	14
41	they thought it would be funny because I fell down a manhole	1.5510	0.07413	98	58	26	14
42	The downside is that I didn't have much fun.	1.5495	0.07373	91	52	28	11
43	I took out the trash AND made the bed.	1.5484	0.07873	93	57	21	15
44	Sometimes I regret being the virgin Larry.	1.5455	0.08227	88	55	18	15
45	I got God tickets to "Hamilton".	1.5385	0.08460	91	60	13	18
46	I'm just happy to see you.	1.5385	0.07544	91	54	25	12
47	I used to be humble, but what's the point.	1.5376	0.07099	93	53	30	10
48	It was more expensive, but the WiFi connection is incomparable.	1.5376	0.07421	93	55	26	12
49	I never removed a mattress tag.	1.5376	0.08312	93	61	14	18
50	...and then I donated my Prius to an orphanage.	1.5368	0.07603	95	58	23	14
51	They took into consideration that I had you for a wife.	1.5341	0.07910	88	54	21	13
52	Do you think it makes me look slimmer?	1.5326	0.06639	92	50	35	7
53	I was a public school teacher for 30 years.	1.5326	0.07324	92	54	27	11
54	Well yes, I actually am holier than thou.	1.5309	0.08256	81	50	19	12
55	It was the small things, like putting the toilet seat down every time.	1.5301	0.07731	83	49	24	10
56	It's not an attitude. I am holier than thou.	1.5294	0.07776	85	51	23	11
57	Your halo looks much smaller than it appeared in your profile picture.	1.5281	0.08004	89	56	19	14
58	I stopped Trump.	1.5275	0.08020	91	58	18	15
59	Ahem...excuse me...my eyes are down here.	1.5244	0.08363	82	52	17	13
60	I fell into a manhole while texting. It's just His sense of humor.	1.5238	0.07475	84	49	26	9
61	What makes you think I'm a virgin?	1.5233	0.08390	86	56	15	15
62	It's been four hours. I'm calling the doctor.	1.5233	0.07885	86	53	21	12
63	It's been like this for 4 hours.	1.5222	0.07778	90	56	21	13
64	It's been like this for four hours. I should find a doctor.	1.5222	0.07778	90	56	21	13
65	I always put the seat down after I used the toilet.	1.5217	0.07328	92	55	26	11
66	I could've gotten it in platinum, but I didn't want to draw attention to myself.	1.5176	0.08133	85	54	18	13
67	My dear wife, I have your Mother to thank for this. By the way, I haven't seen her here.	1.5172	0.07987	87	55	19	13
68	I taught junior high.	1.5169	0.07167	89	52	28	9
69	We were both good, I was just better.	1.5122	0.07808	82	50	22	10
70	Why, yes! I AM happy to see you ...	1.5122	0.08544	82	54	14	14
71	Sorry. Happens every time it meets a cute halo.	1.5116	0.07713	86	53	22	11
72	My therapist says I'm going through a mid-eternity crisis.	1.5116	0.07350	86	51	26	9
73	...so then He asked if I'd like to super-size it for a dollar more.	1.5114	0.08080	88	57	17	14
74	It's a blessing and a curse, really.	1.5114	0.07227	88	52	27	9
75	Oh, come on, everybody's getting haloplasty these days.	1.5111	0.07618	90	56	22	12
76	How did you know I was in advertising?	1.5063	0.08031	79	49	20	10
77	Arousal's a funny thing up here in heaven.	1.5063	0.08231	79	50	18	11
78	You were the one who ate the apple, not me.	1.5063	0.08031	79	49	20	10
79	Sometimes a halo is just a halo.	1.5062	0.07683	81	49	23	9
80	Why, yes, I am happy to see you. Why do you ask?	1.5062	0.08074	81	51	19	11
81	Let’s just say St. Peter and I go way back.	1.5062	0.07683	81	49	23	9
82	Actually, it's pronounced 'big halo', not 'big a-hole'.	1.5060	0.08635	83	56	12	15
83	I was having a bit of a mid-afterlife crisis.	1.5059	0.07223	85	50	27	8
84	Yea, I know! The worst one I've been called is "Sir Cumference".	1.5057	0.07819	87	55	20	12
85	Hey, you had me at halo.	1.5057	0.07470	87	53	24	10
86	It’s from the ‘Holier than Thou’ collection.	1.5000	0.08211	84	55	16	13
87	I need it to get FM radio.	1.5000	0.07809	82	51	21	10
88	I saved a bus full of nuns.	1.5000	0.07535	86	53	23	10
89	If you are looking for equality, go to Hell.	1.5000	0.07809	82	51	21	10
90	I never left the seat up.	1.5000	0.08344	80	52	16	12
91	Apparently, I'm holier than thou.	1.5000	0.07669	84	52	22	10
92	I wouldn't get too excited. Sometimes a halo is just a halo.	1.4941	0.07601	85	53	22	10
93	I always put the seat down.	1.4938	0.07881	81	51	20	10
94	Wait till you see my harp.	1.4938	0.08806	81	56	10	15
95	It means I'm happy to see you!	1.4938	0.07683	81	50	22	9
96	Well,after all,we did live with your mother for 20 years.	1.4938	0.07270	81	48	26	7
97	I died in Texas.	1.4938	0.08448	81	54	14	13
98	If it lasts longer than 24 hours I'm supposed to call my doctor.	1.4937	0.08426	79	52	15	12
99	Well, I did put the seat down every single time.	1.4937	0.07617	79	48	23	8
100	I finally found a use for all those unused airline miles.	1.4935	0.08395	77	50	16	11
101	If we haven't met before, it's likely because we travel in different circles.	1.4935	0.08189	77	49	18	10
102	You bet this is incredible; I was a lawyer!	1.4935	0.08597	77	51	14	12
103	I used to think I deserved it, but now it's just ironic.	1.4881	0.07284	84	51	25	8
104	When I was good, I was really good.	1.4881	0.07667	84	53	21	10
105	Circumference matters.	1.4875	0.07954	80	51	19	10
106	THEY SAY IF IT LASTS FOR MORE THAN FOUR HOURS I SHOULD CONSULT A DOCTOR.	1.4868	0.08480	76	50	15	11
107	I had just finished washing the dishes, folding the laundry, and cleaning all three bathrooms when I got hit by lightning.	1.4819	0.07543	83	52	22	9
108	You know, in retrospect, I wish I'd been a little less good...	1.4819	0.07735	83	53	20	10
109	I can get NPR, BBC, and wi-fi.	1.4815	0.08072	81	53	17	11
110	I invented ice cream.	1.4815	0.07680	81	51	21	9
111	Apparently God has a sense of humor, I was an atheist before I landed here.	1.4810	0.08423	79	53	14	12
112	I drove a Prius and I didn't talk about it much.	1.4810	0.08029	79	51	18	10
113	Sure, but try parking it.	1.4810	0.06945	79	46	28	5
114	He said to only contact Him if it lasts more than 4 hours.	1.4805	0.08187	77	50	17	10
115	The last thing I remember is shopping at Costco.	1.4805	0.08594	77	52	13	12
116	So, what is a bad girl like you doing in a place like this?	1.4756	0.07804	82	53	19	10
117	I used my miles to upgrade	1.4756	0.07202	82	50	25	7
118	I won it from Saint Francis in a poker game.	1.4750	0.07951	80	52	18	10
119	I also have great WiFi.	1.4744	0.07236	78	47	25	6
120	It used to fit better, before the diet.	1.4744	0.07236	78	47	25	6
121	I didn't realize the unequal compensation between men and women extended this far.	1.4744	0.08307	78	52	15	11
122	I abstained from all social media.	1.4744	0.08307	78	52	15	11
123	That's right...you do the same amount of work but you get a smaller halo.	1.4737	0.08051	76	49	18	9
124	Heaven isn’t fair either.	1.4737	0.08266	76	50	16	10
125	It's a curse, really.	1.4691	0.07675	81	52	20	9
126	You know what they say about a man and the size of his halo...	1.4691	0.07471	81	51	22	8
127	I'm from Texas.	1.4684	0.07819	79	51	19	9
128	Why yes, my Father does work here. Why do you ask?	1.4684	0.07608	79	50	21	8
129	Yeah, I work out.	1.4675	0.07752	77	49	20	8
130	If it lasts over four hours, I need to call my doctor.	1.4675	0.07529	77	48	22	7
131	But enough about me...	1.4658	0.08295	73	48	16	9
132	Every Bernie voter gets one.	1.4634	0.07402	82	52	22	8
133	...and I only ever used the left lane for passing.	1.4625	0.07536	80	51	21	8
134	You say goodbye, I say Halo.	1.4625	0.07536	80	51	21	8
135	It's not the size, it's how piously you use it.	1.4625	0.07743	80	52	19	9
136	"I find the new model gives me exceptional wi-fi reception.	1.4625	0.07743	80	52	19	9
137	The reception is unbelievable, I can even pick up Philadelphia channels.	1.4615	0.07676	78	50	20	8
138	Jealousy is a sin, Margaret.	1.4615	0.08499	78	54	12	12
139	You should have seen it before I learned humility.	1.4615	0.07890	78	51	18	9
140	Really, this only happens when you're around	1.4595	0.07499	74	46	22	6
141	I was an atheist.	1.4557	0.07811	79	52	18	9
142	I try to not let it get to my head.	1.4557	0.07384	79	50	22	7
143	Why yes, I am from Texas.	1.4545	0.07961	77	51	17	9
144	My halo is evidently excited to meet you.	1.4533	0.07894	75	49	18	8
145	If this lasts more than four hours I have to go to the E.R.	1.4533	0.07894	75	49	18	8
146	What can I say? I'm holier than thou.	1.4533	0.07894	75	49	18	8
147	I'm too good for you.	1.4521	0.08512	73	50	13	10
148	I died in a hula hoop accident. God thinks this is funny!	1.4521	0.08512	73	50	13	10
149	I work out.	1.4521	0.07813	73	47	19	7
150	The swelling's supposed to go down in a couple of days.	1.4487	0.07218	78	49	23	6
151	Now that you mention it, yes, I AM holier than thou.	1.4487	0.07218	78	49	23	6
152	As a matter a fact, I did die a virgin, why do you ask?	1.4487	0.07446	78	50	21	7
153	Believe you me, I'm no saint, but I do feel there's a lot hanging over my head.	1.4487	0.08292	78	54	13	11
154	I had enough points for an upgrade.	1.4487	0.07218	78	49	23	6
155	You have no idea how much pressure it puts on me.	1.4478	0.08314	67	44	16	7
156	The extra large comes with a heavy conscious	1.4474	0.07350	76	48	22	6
157	I'm from Texas, you know.	1.4474	0.07585	76	49	20	7
158	It's a rental.	1.4474	0.06595	76	45	28	3
159	I died at Costco.	1.4459	0.07966	74	49	17	8
160	I've lost a lot of weight since I got here.	1.4459	0.08196	74	50	15	9
161	I'm a bit concerned. It's been that way longer than four hours.	1.4459	0.07966	74	49	17	8
162	It lasted more than four hours. Do you think I should call a doctor?	1.4459	0.09054	74	54	7	13
163	That's what I get for ordering online.	1.4416	0.07732	77	51	18	8
164	I know. I had you at 'halo.'	1.4416	0.07950	77	52	16	9
165	Simple: I'm just holier than thou.	1.4416	0.08162	77	53	14	10
166	Regretfully, celibacy.	1.4400	0.07411	75	48	21	6
167	I got the ring. She got everything else.	1.4400	0.08327	75	52	13	10
168	Masters of Sainthood with a minor in compassion.	1.4400	0.07650	75	49	19	7
169	I guess I'm just Holier than Thou...	1.4400	0.07882	75	50	17	8
170	It's a hallehulahoop.	1.4400	0.08107	75	51	15	9
171	Obviously, you had more fun down there than I did.	1.4394	0.08116	66	43	17	6
172	My trouble is getting close to people.	1.4384	0.07799	73	48	18	7
173	You get it when you reach Platinum Level.	1.4384	0.07552	73	47	20	6
174	It's been over four hours, I better go call my doctor.	1.4366	0.08447	71	49	13	9
175	I'm pretty blessed...you know...up there.	1.4366	0.08682	71	50	11	10
176	Platinum Circle donor level.	1.4359	0.07653	78	52	18	8
177	How did you know I was lying?	1.4348	0.07856	69	45	18	6
178	Why yes, I am very happy to see you. How did you know?	1.4342	0.07571	76	50	19	7
179	My wife thinks I'm having an afterlife crisis.	1.4342	0.07799	76	51	17	8
180	Yeah, it's impressive. Until you have to go into a bathroom stall.	1.4342	0.07335	76	49	21	6
181	How did you know I thought you were hot?	1.4324	0.08622	74	53	10	11
182	I killed Trump.	1.4324	0.08835	74	54	8	12
183	Your profile picture had a much bigger halo	1.4324	0.07716	74	49	18	7
184	Costco. $3.99.	1.4324	0.07472	74	48	20	6
185	It's the new iHalo7.	1.4306	0.08351	72	50	13	9
186	It lasts for up to 4 hours.	1.4306	0.08114	72	49	15	8
187	No, I don't think it makes you look fat.	1.4286	0.08030	70	47	16	7
188	It was my mistake. I gave them my head diameter in millimeters.	1.4286	0.07261	77	50	21	6
189	I always remembered to put the toilet seat down.	1.4286	0.07215	70	44	22	4
190	Viagra seems to work differently here	1.4267	0.07147	75	48	22	5
191	Mid after-life crisis?	1.4267	0.08093	75	52	14	9
192	Even up here, it's Who you know.	1.4267	0.06890	75	47	24	4
193	I'm humble now, but I used to have a really big head.	1.4267	0.08093	75	52	14	9
194	It was this or my own Cherub.	1.4265	0.07928	68	45	17	6
195	Let me just say I am very blessed.	1.4247	0.08023	73	50	15	8
196	Why yes, as a matter of fact, I am from Texas.	1.4247	0.07277	73	47	21	5
197	Oh, alright. It's a training halo.	1.4247	0.07277	73	47	21	5
198	In hindsight, I wish I had more sex.	1.4247	0.08257	73	51	13	9
199	I'm afraid it wouldn't work out. I'm holier than thou.	1.4247	0.07783	73	49	17	7
200	I lost mine so God loaned me His.	1.4225	0.08431	71	50	12	9
201	I'm sure you'll fit in my circle.	1.4225	0.07681	71	47	18	6
202	Does it make me look holier than thou?	1.4203	0.07559	69	45	19	5
203	So embarrassed - but it's not you - I woke up with this...	1.4194	0.09068	62	44	10	8
204	You should see my harp.	1.4189	0.07935	74	51	15	8
205	Up here size does matter.	1.4189	0.08606	74	54	9	11
206	You're the real angel, mine's just a hula hoop	1.4189	0.08165	74	52	13	9
207	Then autocorrect changed "halo" to "hula." You can guess the rest.	1.4179	0.08278	67	46	14	7
208	I lost a lot of weight.	1.4179	0.08278	67	46	14	7
209	I lived a perfect life, and I all I got was this lousy big halo.	1.4167	0.07063	72	46	22	4
210	I'm to seek immediate divine intervention if it lasts more than four hours. . . .	1.4167	0.07597	72	48	18	6
211	It means exactly what you think it means.	1.4167	0.08333	72	51	12	9
212	I was canonized for inventing the hula hoop.	1.4167	0.07850	72	49	16	7
213	I know it looks silly, but I get great cell phone reception.	1.4154	0.07561	65	42	19	4
214	I was really, really good.	1.4143	0.08264	70	49	13	8
215	I feel much more confident since my halo enhancement surgery.	1.4143	0.08264	70	49	13	8
216	Can you tell I am happy to see you?	1.4143	0.07747	70	47	17	6
217	If it lasts more than four hours I'm going to seek immediate medical attention	1.4143	0.08010	70	48	15	7
218	If it stays like this another three hours I have to see a doctor.	1.4118	0.08698	68	49	10	9
219	It's actually doing wonders for my core.	1.4118	0.08442	68	48	12	8
220	I was endowed in Heaven as on Earth.	1.4110	0.08004	73	51	14	8
221	I was much heavier then.	1.4110	0.06989	73	47	22	4
222	I've been working out.	1.4110	0.06711	73	46	24	3
223	Yes, I did pray extra for it	1.4110	0.06989	73	47	22	4
224	I taught fourth grade for thirty years and never raised my voice.	1.4091	0.08356	66	46	13	7
225	. . . eighty pounds on The Biggest Loser, but it killed me.	1.4091	0.08631	66	47	11	8
226	Yes, I was responsible for ending Trump's campaign.	1.4091	0.09155	66	49	7	10
227	It's true, but please don't refer to me as "St Peter."	1.4091	0.08072	66	45	15	6
228	Angel of the Month is OK, I guess, but doorways are a real problem.	1.4091	0.07472	66	43	19	4
229	Oh, how I wish that rumor were true.	1.4091	0.07778	66	44	17	5
230	I've been dead a long time.	1.4085	0.07917	71	49	15	7
231	I guess I'm happy to see you.	1.4085	0.07114	71	46	21	4
232	I've seen bigger.	1.4085	0.08168	71	50	13	8
233	I've lost 400 pounds.	1.4085	0.07917	71	49	15	7
234	I slipped Jesus a fifty.	1.4085	0.08168	71	50	13	8
235	Well, I guess we know who's 'holier than thou'!	1.4062	0.08545	64	45	12	7
236	Well actually, I really am holier than thou.	1.4062	0.07624	64	42	18	4
237	I called my mother every day.	1.4062	0.07624	64	42	18	4
238	I've always been an over achiever.	1.4051	0.07541	79	55	16	8
239	I died in a Costco...in Texas.	1.4032	0.08744	62	44	11	7
240	Yeah, they're sending me back to Purgatory to work off the rest of my ego.	1.4030	0.08253	67	47	13	7
241	Sure, you had more fun, but I get to be sanctimonious for eternity.	1.4030	0.07686	67	45	17	5
242	I wasn't expecting to see you up here.	1.4030	0.07385	67	44	19	4
243	I can still hear her yelling, "It's been more than five hours. Call the doctor."	1.4030	0.08784	67	49	9	9
244	All they had left was the extra-extra large.	1.4030	0.07073	67	43	21	3
245	I never forgot anniversaries, always took the garbage out and consistently put toilet seats down.	1.4030	0.08523	67	48	11	8
246	Thanks, but God only knows why.	1.4028	0.08312	72	52	11	9
247	Actually, I got it on Amazon.	1.4028	0.07573	72	49	17	6
248	Ah, but I am holier than thou.	1.4028	0.07310	72	48	19	5
249	Do you think it gives me that 'holier-than-thou' look?	1.4028	0.07310	72	48	19	5
250	I recently lost a lot of weight.	1.4028	0.07310	72	48	19	5
251	Totally worth a joyless existence on earth.	1.4028	0.08073	72	51	13	8
252	I think it's a guilt thing... I was run over by the Popemobile.	1.4028	0.08544	72	53	9	10
253	It's called a Hula Halo. God's trying to appeal to a younger crowd.	1.4028	0.08073	72	51	13	8
254	Actually, I used my miles to get the upgrade.	1.4028	0.07310	72	48	19	5
255	Big halos are so New Testament.	1.4000	0.07985	70	49	14	7
256	Not to brag, but, let's just say "world hunger" isn't a thing anymore.	1.4000	0.08435	65	46	12	7
257	I worked in a pizzeria	1.4000	0.07985	70	49	14	7
258	Ok, ok. So I am a little excited to see you. How did you know?	1.4000	0.08435	65	46	12	7
259	I can't begin to tell how how much this new router has helped my signal strength	1.4000	0.08145	65	45	14	6
260	I've waited for a woman like you all my after life.	1.4000	0.07166	70	46	20	4
261	I'll make heaven great again!	1.4000	0.08987	65	48	8	9
262	I'm going to make Heaven great again.	1.4000	0.07722	70	48	16	6
263	I used to make pizzas	1.3973	0.08216	73	53	11	9
264	I'd like you to come and join my inner circle.	1.3971	0.08674	68	50	9	9
265	I worked for Wham-o. And you?	1.3971	0.07595	68	46	17	5
266	I really am that good.	1.3971	0.08152	68	48	13	7
267	I am backed by a particularly large angel investor.	1.3971	0.08417	68	49	11	8
268	"Would you like to touch it?	1.3971	0.08152	68	48	13	7
269	I thought they said 'Would you like a big HELLO when you get there?'.	1.3971	0.08152	68	48	13	7
270	...probably because our Father always liked me best	1.3971	0.08674	68	50	9	9
271	Remember when you told me I'd never amount to anything?	1.3971	0.07878	68	47	15	6
272	A bit much, huh? It's for that six-month stint your mother stayed with us.	1.3971	0.07595	68	46	17	5
273	My mother picked it out for me.	1.3971	0.07878	68	47	15	6
274	I guess I'm just glad to see you.	1.3968	0.09203	63	47	7	9
275	You wouldn’t believe the hoops I had to go through to get here.	1.3968	0.08326	63	44	13	6
276	You won't believe the hoops I had to go through for this...	1.3966	0.08135	58	39	15	4
277	I was a very good tipper.	1.3944	0.07086	71	47	20	4
278	Insecure? Why do you ask?	1.3944	0.07365	71	48	18	5
279	Nice, right? Turns out mine was the deciding vote that defeated Donald Trump back in 2016.	1.3944	0.08623	71	53	8	10
280	It's been like this for over four hours. Do you think I should consult my doctor?	1.3939	0.08044	66	46	14	6
281	It's for putting the seat down.	1.3939	0.07749	66	45	16	5
282	You're right, I'm holier than thou!	1.3939	0.08604	66	48	10	8
283	When I ordered, I thought for sure Heaven was metric.	1.3939	0.07749	66	45	16	5
284	Glad you asked. I'm gay, vegan and voted for Bernie.	1.3939	0.07749	66	45	16	5
285	See, up here, when a guy is turned on by a girl, it works a little differently.	1.3939	0.08604	66	48	10	8
286	Yes as a matter of fact I am holier than thou.	1.3939	0.08329	66	47	12	7
287	I'm guessing you're from Venus? I'm from Saturn	1.3939	0.08604	66	48	10	8
288	Yes, I am from Texas! Was it the accent?	1.3934	0.08191	61	42	14	5
289	We've recently developed a plan to reduce the gender halo gap gradually over the next five centuries.	1.3913	0.07785	69	48	15	6
290	I had to jump through mine a number of times just to get in here!	1.3913	0.07785	69	48	15	6
291	I supported Bernie Sanders.	1.3913	0.08054	69	49	13	7
292	I'm sorry if I seem holier than thou, but actually I am.	1.3906	0.08515	64	46	11	7
293	Yes, it's true what they say about guys with big halos.	1.3906	0.08515	64	46	11	7
294	They never discovered my sins during audits.	1.3881	0.07353	67	45	18	4
295	Not to blow my own trumpet, but I call my Mom every Sunday.	1.3881	0.07353	67	45	18	4
296	If it lasts over four hours, I have to see St. Peter.	1.3881	0.08224	67	48	12	7
297	It's just for being a white male.	1.3881	0.07655	67	46	16	5
298	I got an upgrade based on my frequent prayer miles	1.3881	0.07945	67	47	14	6
299	I'm getting worried. It's been like that for more than four hours.	1.3881	0.07945	67	47	14	6
300	I had you at ha-lo, right?	1.3881	0.07655	67	46	16	5
301	'It's because I phoned my mother every day.'	1.3881	0.07353	67	45	18	4
302	I put the lid down.	1.3881	0.07945	67	47	14	6
303	I know it's big, you don't have to stare.	1.3881	0.08224	67	48	12	7
304	It's crazy! When they said the double reward points never expire, they were right!	1.3857	0.07958	70	50	13	7
305	Let's talk endlessly about your feelings and my inadequacies.	1.3857	0.07419	70	48	17	5
306	After all, you were just a rib.	1.3857	0.08214	70	51	11	8
307	I get a lot of likes.	1.3857	0.07419	70	48	17	5
308	Not just thou -- everybody.	1.3857	0.08703	70	53	7	10
309	I'm not taking it in until I'm sure I'll keep the weight off.	1.3846	0.07498	65	44	17	4
310	Go big or go home.	1.3846	0.07812	65	45	15	5
311	I got it during a mid-afterlife crisis.	1.3846	0.07498	65	44	17	4
312	It came with the 'holier than thou'package!	1.3846	0.08405	65	47	11	7
313	It turns out being 'holier than thou' is a real thing.	1.3846	0.07812	65	45	15	5
314	Back on Earth, I invented the Hula Hoop.	1.3846	0.07812	65	45	15	5
315	I got this for being an honest politician. Of course I never won an election.	1.3846	0.08405	65	47	11	7
316	Heavenlywear@Narcissus.com, why?	1.3846	0.08405	65	47	11	7
317	Come here ad infinitum?	1.3846	0.08405	65	47	11	7
318	Once I resisted the temptation to leave a comment.	1.3846	0.07170	65	43	19	3
319	I'm just that good.	1.3846	0.08113	65	46	13	6
320	I do indeed find you quite attractive. What tipped you off?	1.3824	0.08123	68	49	12	7
321	Yes, I am happy to see you, but the size of my halo has nothing to do with that.	1.3824	0.07848	68	48	14	6
322	Sorry, this happens when I like someone.	1.3824	0.07563	68	47	16	5
323	I listened to a woman--like, really listened--and didn't try to sleep with her.	1.3824	0.08123	68	49	12	7
324	What can I say, I died a virgin.	1.3810	0.07977	63	44	14	5
325	Let's just say I'm blessed.	1.3810	0.07977	63	44	14	5
326	Mine's in the shop, but they gave me this hula hoop as a loaner.	1.3810	0.07977	63	44	14	5
327	I call it a halo hoop.	1.3810	0.07650	63	43	16	4
328	This is why I don't like online shopping.	1.3793	0.09471	58	44	6	8
329	The funny thing is, I was a Buddhist!	1.3788	0.08011	66	47	13	6
330	Why, yes--I AM holier than thou.	1.3788	0.08011	66	47	13	6
331	If this lasts longer than 4 hours, we should call someone.	1.3788	0.07714	66	46	15	5
332	So, you're a conservative.	1.3788	0.07406	66	45	17	4
333	And a big 'Halo' to you to Miss.	1.3788	0.07714	66	46	15	5
334	I was shopping at Costco during the Rapture.	1.3788	0.08297	66	48	11	7
335	Say the word and I will jump through it.	1.3788	0.08297	66	48	11	7
336	I failed to seek medical attention after four hours.	1.3788	0.08297	66	48	11	7
337	Sigh Well what do you expect when you're wearing your wings like that?	1.3788	0.08297	66	48	11	7
338	You haven't upgraded to the Halo 6 Plus yet?	1.3788	0.08011	66	47	13	6
339	Actually I was thinking about Pizza.	1.3788	0.07714	66	46	15	5
340	I had to jump through a lot of hoops to get here.	1.3788	0.07406	66	45	17	4
341	Yep, I'm a virgin.	1.3788	0.08573	66	49	9	8
342	Unfortunately size no longer matters.	1.3788	0.08297	66	48	11	7
343	Does my halo make me look fat?	1.3788	0.07714	66	46	15	5
344	Even up here, the gender pay gap is real	1.3788	0.08573	66	49	9	8
345	Remember me? I was your first husband!	1.3788	0.08573	66	49	9	8
346	I gave to PBS.	1.3788	0.08011	66	47	13	6
347	It's not what you're thinking - I have a big heart.	1.3788	0.07084	66	44	19	3
348	I rescued puppies.	1.3770	0.07811	61	42	15	4
349	Hmmm. I do the same amount of work and he still gets a bigger halo.	1.3768	0.08023	69	50	12	7
350	Women are from Venus, men are from Saturn.	1.3750	0.08183	64	46	12	6
351	Its not an act. I really am holier than thou.	1.3750	0.08183	64	46	12	6
352	Not only is it huge, I made the folks down in hell pay for it!	1.3750	0.08183	64	46	12	6
353	I never lied online	1.3750	0.08183	64	46	12	6
354	My halo's not ready yet so they lent me a hula hoop.	1.3750	0.08768	64	48	8	8
355	is that a hula hoop on your head or are you just happy to see me?	1.3750	0.08183	64	46	12	6
356	I never once stepped on a crack.	1.3750	0.07217	64	43	18	3
357	Yes, it is a bit showy but the reception is to die for.	1.3750	0.08183	64	46	12	6
358	Too over the top, huh?	1.3750	0.07874	64	45	14	5
359	What about coming back to my cloud and finding out for yourself?	1.3750	0.08183	64	46	12	6
360	Oh, that?" "That's the last hoop I had to jump through to finally get in here.	1.3750	0.07874	64	45	14	5
361	I always left the toilet seat down.	1.3731	0.07317	67	46	17	4
362	Aaargh! How embarrassing. It'll be back to normal in a bit.	1.3731	0.08191	67	49	11	7
363	... and that's when I quit taking steroids.	1.3731	0.07911	67	48	13	6
364	I have a lot of Likes.	1.3731	0.07001	67	45	19	3
365	I got it at Costco.	1.3731	0.07619	67	47	15	5
366	Don't be too impressed. He grades men on the curve.	1.3731	0.07911	67	48	13	6
367	Exactly what you think it means.	1.3731	0.08191	67	49	11	7
368	Why, yes, as a matter of fact, I AM holier than thou.	1.3731	0.08191	67	49	11	7
369	No. I’m just incredibly happy to see you.	1.3731	0.07001	67	45	19	3
370	Told you I was the better half.	1.3731	0.08191	67	49	11	7
371	Sorry, this is Judeo-Christian Biblical Heaven, so you will be doing most of the work and receiving a fraction of the credit and pay...	1.3731	0.08463	67	50	9	8
372	Equal halos!? Where do you think you are... Utopia?	1.3731	0.08463	67	50	9	8
373	It comes with unlimited text, talk and data.	1.3731	0.07619	67	47	15	5
374	It's my way of making Heaven great again.	1.3710	0.07708	62	43	15	4
375	And my golden chalice comes with unlimited refills.	1.3710	0.08676	62	46	9	7
376	They said if the condition lasts for more than 24 hours to consult my physician.	1.3710	0.07708	62	43	15	4
377	They let me upgrade in Atlanta.	1.3710	0.08043	62	44	13	5
378	Believe me, if I had met you, this would be a much smaller halo.	1.3692	0.08652	65	49	8	8
379	You can't be afraid to negotiate.	1.3692	0.07128	65	44	18	3
380	Yes, I may have exaggerated the truth a little.	1.3692	0.07458	65	45	16	4
381	I got this for inventing kale chips.	1.3692	0.07458	65	45	16	4
382	Exactly what makes you say I have a " holier than thou" attitude?	1.3692	0.07458	65	45	16	4
383	Who do I call for holiness lasting longer than 4 hours?	1.3692	0.07128	65	44	18	3
384	So.....just how naughty were you?	1.3692	0.07458	65	45	16	4
385	Nope, never even removed a mattress tag.	1.3692	0.07458	65	45	16	4
386	If you think this is bad, you should see Gandhi's.	1.3676	0.08356	68	51	9	8
387	I miss lust.	1.3676	0.08089	68	50	11	7
388	You know what they say...'big hands, big halo'	1.3676	0.08089	68	50	11	7
389	Miracle-Gro.	1.3676	0.08089	68	50	11	7
390	It only happens when I get excited	1.3676	0.07813	68	49	13	6
391	You thought it would be different here?	1.3676	0.07526	68	48	15	5
392	Gender equality hasn't come this far yet.	1.3676	0.07526	68	48	15	5
393	When I was good, I was very, very good.	1.3676	0.07229	68	47	17	4
394	Seriously, is He playing ring-toss, again?	1.3651	0.07937	63	45	13	5
395	I'm very very good.	1.3651	0.08852	63	48	7	8
396	You should see my wingspan.	1.3651	0.07607	63	44	15	4
397	I met my target weight, but I still have all this excess halo.	1.3651	0.07937	63	45	13	5
398	Right before I died, I doubled my contribution to PBS.	1.3636	0.07675	66	47	14	5
399	What patriarchy?	1.3636	0.07973	66	48	12	6
400	I'm from Texas. Its a ten gallon halo.	1.3636	0.07365	66	46	16	4
401	That's OK, your's is brighter.	1.3636	0.07675	66	47	14	5
402	I bought mine at Costco.	1.3636	0.07675	66	47	14	5
403	This is nothing. You should see God's.	1.3636	0.07042	66	45	18	3
404	Does this mean we aren't a match made in heaven?	1.3636	0.07042	66	45	18	3
405	I can't overstate the importance of starting early. A few good deeds when you are young, then through the magic of compound interest...	1.3636	0.07042	66	45	18	3
406	I'm really not that good. I think it's a hole in the ozone layer.	1.3636	0.07675	66	47	14	5
407	I'm not acting holier-than-thou. I am.	1.3636	0.08260	66	49	10	7
408	I had to overcompensate when I was alive too	1.3636	0.07973	66	48	12	6
409	Makes it Hell to walk through a doorway.	1.3636	0.07973	66	48	12	6
410	I guess I can't use heaven must be missing an angel anymore so I'll just say hi, I'm Doug.	1.3636	0.07973	66	48	12	6
411	I always used my turn signal.	1.3636	0.07973	66	48	12	6
412	They tell me I'm too good to be true.	1.3636	0.07042	66	45	18	3
413	I'm the one who never watched porn.	1.3636	0.07365	66	46	16	4
414	Honestly, it wasn’t all worth it.	1.3636	0.07042	66	45	18	3
415	I can read all I like in bed but I can't sleep a wink.	1.3636	0.07973	66	48	12	6
416	Essentially I'm holier than thou.	1.3607	0.08109	61	44	12	5
417	It feels a little mid-afterlife crisis, huh?	1.3607	0.08109	61	44	12	5
418	I'm a vegan.	1.3607	0.08757	61	46	8	7
419	I got a very high score on the entrance exam.	1.3607	0.08109	61	44	12	5
420	No, I am not compensating for anything!	1.3607	0.08757	61	46	8	7
421	I would sin for you.	1.3607	0.07404	61	42	16	3
422	I invented post-its.	1.3607	0.07404	61	42	16	3
423	It's rude to stare, you know.	1.3607	0.07404	61	42	16	3
424	Oh like you've never lied on your dating profile.	1.3607	0.08757	61	46	8	7
425	I'm told my only sin was sanctimony.	1.3594	0.07832	64	46	13	5
426	Why do you want to see my hands?	1.3594	0.08731	64	49	7	8
427	What 'holier than thou' attitude?	1.3594	0.08143	64	47	11	6
428	Tragic hula-hooping accident. You?	1.3594	0.07171	64	44	17	3
429	...and then God said, "Why didn't I think of that?"	1.3594	0.08143	64	47	11	6
430	Well haloooooooooo!	1.3594	0.08442	64	48	9	7
431	Because God is a guy.	1.3594	0.07171	64	44	17	3
432	Howdy, Ma'am. I'm from Texas.	1.3594	0.07509	64	45	15	4
433	A mid-eternity crisis?	1.3594	0.07171	64	44	17	3
434	Yes it means exactly what you're thinking.	1.3594	0.08143	64	47	11	6
435	Um, actually, wing size is a better indicator.	1.3594	0.09010	64	50	5	9
436	As a matter of fact, I am happy to to see you.	1.3594	0.07832	64	46	13	5
437	Costco. Why, where did you get yours?	1.3594	0.07509	64	45	15	4
438	Harvard.	1.3594	0.08442	64	48	9	7
439	Did you wash your's?	1.3594	0.08143	64	47	11	6
440	They call this one 'The Mandela.'	1.3594	0.06816	64	43	19	2
441	Unbeknownst to Tom, while he was playing hard to get, his halo was giving him away.	1.3594	0.08731	64	49	7	8
442	I really am holier than thou.	1.3594	0.07509	64	45	15	4
443	You were right. I AM holier-than-thou.	1.3594	0.08731	64	49	7	8
444	Aren't you glad we waited?	1.3594	0.06816	64	43	19	2
445	For the last time, I'm not compensating for anything, Gloria.	1.3594	0.08143	64	47	11	6
446	Yes, Viagra works here. Just differently.	1.3594	0.07509	64	45	15	4
447	Now you decide that size doesn't matter?	1.3594	0.08143	64	47	11	6
448	If it lasts more than four hours I have to go to the emergency cloud	1.3582	0.07275	67	47	16	4
449	I don't know, I got to the pearly gates, said hi to Uncle Peter and here I am.	1.3582	0.08154	67	50	10	7
450	It's one of the new halogens.	1.3582	0.07275	67	47	16	4
451	Yes, it's natural.	1.3582	0.06957	67	46	18	3
452	I invented gelato.	1.3562	0.07395	73	53	14	6
453	...But how do you know I find you attractive?	1.3548	0.07660	62	44	14	4
454	Yes it's true I have an inflated halo.	1.3548	0.07998	62	45	12	5
455	Does this halo make me look holier than thou?	1.3548	0.07660	62	44	14	4
456	I'm just as surprised as you--Goldman Sachs really does do God's work.	1.3548	0.07660	62	44	14	4
457	You had me at Halo.	1.3548	0.07660	62	44	14	4
458	Turns out He's cool with vanity	1.3548	0.08322	62	46	10	6
459	The Seraphim got a deal at Costco.	1.3548	0.07660	62	44	14	4
460	You were right. I wasn't much fun.	1.3548	0.07660	62	44	14	4
461	Sexism doesn't end. Sorry.	1.3548	0.06936	62	42	18	2
462	Turns out I AM holier than thou.	1.3548	0.08322	62	46	10	6
463	Shhh, I stole it from Ghandi!	1.3548	0.07307	62	43	16	3
464	For a buck, He supersized it.	1.3548	0.07307	62	43	16	3
465	What do you mean, 'is that a cumulonimbus cloud or are you happy to see me?'	1.3548	0.07998	62	45	12	5
466	What can I say? I'm Blessed.	1.3548	0.07660	62	44	14	4
467	I’m literally holier than thou.	1.3548	0.07998	62	45	12	5
468	You'll find that, up here, size really does matter.	1.3548	0.08322	62	46	10	6
469	I guess my biggest accomplishment was the pop up ad blocker.	1.3548	0.07660	62	44	14	4
470	You'll find size matters up here, too.	1.3548	0.07307	62	43	16	3
471	Fifty years ago women didn't even have halos.	1.3538	0.07082	65	45	17	3
472	What can I say? Father always liked me best.	1.3538	0.08036	65	48	11	6
473	After four hours I'm supposed to call my doctor.	1.3538	0.07731	65	47	13	5
474	Relax. I only borrowed this from Mother Theresa.	1.3538	0.06734	65	44	19	2
475	To be honest, I'm kind of a big deal up here.	1.3538	0.07082	65	45	17	3
476	Because I AM holier than thou.	1.3538	0.07413	65	46	15	4
477	No, no, nothing like that, I'm just real happy to see you.	1.3538	0.07413	65	46	15	4
478	Yeah, I'm from Texas. How'd you know?	1.3538	0.07413	65	46	15	4
479	Isn't it obvious that I find you very attractive?	1.3538	0.08329	65	49	9	7
480	I'm glad to see you too.	1.3538	0.08036	65	48	11	6
481	Yes, ma'am. Patron saint of Texas.	1.3538	0.07413	65	46	15	4
482	If I act holier than thou, it's because I AM holier than thou.	1.3538	0.07731	65	47	13	5
483	They ran out of halos. They gave me a hula hoop.	1.3538	0.07731	65	47	13	5
484	Well obviously it's not just my opinion... I AM 'holier than thou'!	1.3538	0.07731	65	47	13	5
485	I was hoping you wouldn't notice.	1.3538	0.08329	65	49	9	7
486	The 79% gender gap is pretty much the norm here, too.	1.3538	0.07731	65	47	13	5
487	It's been more than four hours. Should I call a doctor?	1.3538	0.07413	65	46	15	4
488	I saw Hamilton and didn't mention it to anyone.	1.3538	0.08329	65	49	9	7
489	Yes dear, I'm sorry... you're right.	1.3538	0.07731	65	47	13	5
490	Sorry, sometimes I get excited too easily	1.3519	0.08830	54	40	9	5
491	It's just good to know all those years in Catholic School , weren't for nothing !	1.3492	0.07559	63	45	14	4
492	It gets bigger every time I see you.	1.3492	0.07212	63	44	16	3
493	I didn't know being an alter boy would make such a difference.	1.3492	0.08208	63	47	10	6
494	The doctor said it's benign.	1.3492	0.07890	63	46	12	5
495	...which isn't to say that I'm NOT happy to see you	1.3492	0.07559	63	45	14	4
496	Remember the salary differences you discovered at work?	1.3492	0.08208	63	47	10	6
497	Yes, I'm afraid I am holier than thou.	1.3492	0.07890	63	46	12	5
498	Help! It's been like this for over 4 hours!	1.3492	0.08515	63	48	8	7
499	Yeah, but I still miss my Ferrari.	1.3492	0.08208	63	47	10	6
500	People told me I was "holier-than-thou" my whole life. I was just too modest to believe it.	1.3492	0.08208	63	47	10	6
501	Sure the reception's slightly better, but I wish I thought twice before springing for the latest upgrade.	1.3492	0.07559	63	45	14	4
502	I was the billionth entrant at the pearly gates so they supersized it for free.	1.3492	0.08208	63	47	10	6
503	Well, you always told me that size mattered.	1.3492	0.08208	63	47	10	6
504	Halooo.....where have YOU been all my afterlife?	1.3492	0.08208	63	47	10	6
505	It's like being back in high school. I have no control over it.	1.3492	0.07559	63	45	14	4
506	I got it when 'It's A Wonderful Life' grossed one billion.	1.3485	0.07631	66	48	13	5
507	I had a Groupon.	1.3485	0.07631	66	48	13	5
508	I'd say the upgraded halo package was worth it	1.3448	0.08360	58	43	10	5
509	Don't let this fool you, I am quite the bad boy.	1.3448	0.08714	58	44	8	6
510	I got it from Trump University. It's huge.	1.3448	0.09054	58	45	6	7
511	You forget all those summers spent at your mother's.	1.3443	0.08391	61	46	9	6
512	Whoever said you can't take it with you clearly wasn't the Northwest hula hoop champion three years running.	1.3443	0.07712	61	44	13	4
513	I used to change the diapers.	1.3443	0.06968	61	42	17	2
514	Would you call God? It's been longer than four hours.	1.3443	0.08059	61	45	11	5
515	I have lost weight. Thanks for noticing!	1.3438	0.07785	64	47	12	5
516	That's right, darlin'. You have died and gone to heaven...!	1.3438	0.07785	64	47	12	5
517	Yes, as a matter of fact, I am a virgin. How about you?	1.3438	0.08398	64	49	8	7
518	My good deeds just vested.	1.3438	0.06762	64	44	18	2
519	My biggest sin was vanity... go figure!	1.3438	0.06762	64	44	18	2
520	The last thing I remember is wearing a sombrero.	1.3438	0.07785	64	47	12	5
521	Thanks, but if it lasts for four millennia, I need to see a doctor.	1.3438	0.07785	64	47	12	5
522	I supported Bernie. Of course, I'm holier than thou.	1.3438	0.07785	64	47	12	5
523	Yeah, hula hoop accident. What about you?	1.3438	0.07785	64	47	12	5
524	If it were just a vanity thing, I wouldn't be here	1.3438	0.07120	64	45	16	3
525	What, you thought there would be equality in heaven?	1.3438	0.07460	64	46	14	4
526	Well in all honesty, the guys at the gate called it a loop hole!	1.3438	0.07785	64	47	12	5
527	It's all true.	1.3438	0.08398	64	49	8	7
528	No, it is the pothole I fell through and ended up here.	1.3438	0.07785	64	47	12	5
529	Every NPR contributor has one.	1.3438	0.07785	64	47	12	5
530	Yes, I’ve been working out.	1.3438	0.07120	64	45	16	3
531	Halo equality is still only a goal.	1.3438	0.07120	64	45	16	3
532	I tipped the guy at the gate.	1.3396	0.08495	53	39	10	4
533	It's a much better predictor than hand size. . . .	1.3393	0.08169	56	41	11	4
534	Do you really think we have gender inequality up here?	1.3390	0.07094	59	41	16	2
535	What do you think: unfunny, somewhat funny, or funny?	1.3390	0.07494	59	42	14	3
536	No, it's just a Hula-Hoop.	1.3390	0.08919	59	46	6	7
537	In my day I walked 128,234 little old ladies across the street, rescued 34,627 cats from trees, helped.....	1.3390	0.07094	59	41	16	2
538	Never fails , my Halo gets huge when I meet a Victoria's Secret Angel.	1.3387	0.08273	62	47	9	6
539	You heard wrong. God does play favorites	1.3387	0.07947	62	46	11	5
540	My insurance guy said the extra coverage would be good in perpetuity.	1.3387	0.07947	62	46	11	5
541	I was very good.	1.3387	0.07947	62	46	11	5
542	It's actually not a halo...it's the hole in my ozone layer.	1.3387	0.07947	62	46	11	5
543	I took the garbage out	1.3387	0.07947	62	46	11	5
544	O.K.—I am just happy to see you.	1.3387	0.07947	62	46	11	5
545	I'm His press secretary.	1.3387	0.08273	62	47	9	6
546	It was a free upgrade down at Purgatory because my cloud hadn't been cleaned yet.	1.3387	0.07607	62	45	13	4
547	We're still a whole generation behind on gender equality.	1.3387	0.07251	62	44	15	3
548	I was told I had an eternity to grow into it.	1.3387	0.06877	62	43	17	2
549	The key is negotiating on the way in.	1.3387	0.07607	62	45	13	4
550	Have you seen the size of my hands?	1.3387	0.07607	62	45	13	4
551	Good luck at ring toss, I'm off to hula hooping.	1.3387	0.07251	62	44	15	3
552	How about we get together and try to make a bullseye?	1.3387	0.07947	62	46	11	5
553	I can't help feeling holier than thou!	1.3385	0.08285	65	50	8	7
554	Now, I don't mean to come off as holier than thou...	1.3385	0.07989	65	49	10	6
555	Admit it; I had you at halo.	1.3385	0.07029	65	46	16	3
556	I drove a Prius.	1.3385	0.07363	65	47	14	4
557	I probably just attended more charity dinners than you.	1.3333	0.06788	63	44	17	2
558	It's over my head.	1.3333	0.07907	69	53	9	7
559	Is your halo always that big, or are you just happy to see me?	1.3333	0.07931	54	39	12	3
560	Yeah, they come standard when you buy a Prius.	1.3333	0.07390	60	43	14	3
561	I believe that they call it the Pinocchio halo.	1.3333	0.08768	54	41	8	5
562	C'mon, there's room for both of us under mine.	1.3333	0.06400	63	43	19	1
563	I’m confused. You’re my neighbor’s wife. I coveted you. Yet, here I am.	1.3333	0.08159	63	48	9	6
564	It's fully loaded with zero percent financing until the Second Coming.	1.3333	0.08159	63	48	9	6
565	You're waiting for the dick joke, aren't you?	1.3333	0.08455	66	52	6	8
566	Not that I'm holier than thou, but...	1.3333	0.07763	60	44	12	4
567	Let me say this just once, and then I'll shut up forever: brake is left and gas is right.	1.3333	0.07505	63	46	13	4
568	It's not the circumference that counts.	1.3333	0.07505	63	46	13	4
569	They told me it was specially made for Trump's ego, but apparently he won't be getting to use it	1.3333	0.08427	57	43	9	5
570	I think everyone's pretty surprised.	1.3333	0.07226	57	40	15	2
571	Yeah, I did a few rescues. Some pro bono work. How about you?	1.3333	0.07390	60	43	14	3
572	Well, I'm happy to see you	1.3333	0.07763	60	44	12	4
573	I only eat free-range Manna.	1.3333	0.08427	57	43	9	5
574	Actually I am hollier than thou	1.3333	0.08119	60	45	10	5
575	'I had you at 'halo'"	1.3333	0.08427	57	43	9	5
576	I wanted to do something big for our date tonight.	1.3333	0.07390	60	43	14	3
577	This is why you shouldn't just buy a halo off the rack.	1.3281	0.07062	64	46	15	3
578	I don't know what to say, I thought this was going to be a Playboy cartoon.	1.3281	0.08047	64	49	9	6
579	It grows in the presence of celestial bodies.	1.3281	0.07733	64	48	11	5
580	No, it doesn't make you look fat.	1.3279	0.07654	61	45	12	4
581	I was a Bernie Sanders supporter.	1.3279	0.07288	61	44	14	3
582	But, of course, I'm holier than thou.	1.3279	0.07654	61	45	12	4
583	Trouble is, I AM holier than thou.	1.3279	0.08003	61	46	10	5
584	You're not fooling anyone with that hula hoop.	1.3279	0.08003	61	46	10	5
585	I had a ton of points left on my card.	1.3279	0.07654	61	45	12	4
586	I know halos. I have the best halos. The halos love me.	1.3279	0.08003	61	46	10	5
587	We are equal, but I'm more equal.	1.3279	0.07654	61	45	12	4
588	I can't believe we got away with it.	1.3279	0.08659	61	48	6	7
589	It's nothing special; just a bigger hole in the ozone layer.	1.3279	0.08003	61	46	10	5
590	You may be prettier, but I'm holier than thou.	1.3279	0.07288	61	44	14	3
591	Sure, I did a couple good deeds, but let's talk about you.	1.3279	0.07288	61	44	14	3
592	I'm not wearing pants.	1.3279	0.08338	61	47	8	6
593	Some say its because I made more money than god.	1.3279	0.07654	61	45	12	4
594	I still couldn't live up to my parents' expectations and now this.	1.3279	0.08003	61	46	10	5
595	Holier than thou? Why, yes I am.	1.3279	0.08338	61	47	8	6
596	Yep, I did get it at Costco.	1.3279	0.08338	61	47	8	6
597	This size came with the wings and a bag of chips.	1.3276	0.08300	58	44	9	5
598	Apparently size matters up here too.	1.3276	0.08657	58	45	7	6
599	Something tells me this is better than meeting online.	1.3276	0.08300	58	44	9	5
600	Am I detecting a touch of halo envy?	1.3276	0.07123	58	41	15	2
601	I know, and the robe is too big too!	1.3276	0.06685	58	40	17	1
602	I died with the most toys.	1.3276	0.07536	58	42	13	3
603	Be honest, do you think it's too much?	1.3276	0.07123	58	41	15	2
604	I'm a Republican but I voted for Hillary.	1.3276	0.07927	58	43	11	4
605	My halo is large because I'm happy to see you.	1.3276	0.08300	58	44	9	5
606	I'm really, really good, if you know what I mean.	1.3276	0.07536	58	42	13	3
607	Holiness? No, they measure sales.	1.3276	0.08300	58	44	9	5
608	Me? I died saving a puppy.	1.3276	0.07927	58	43	11	4
609	I never watched Fox News.	1.3276	0.07536	58	42	13	3
610	Going through doors can be tough, but it's worth it.	1.3276	0.07927	58	43	11	4
611	Those little blue pills work in mysterious ways.	1.3273	0.08228	55	41	10	4
612	I suppose this is God's way of telling me my head is too big.	1.3231	0.07938	65	50	9	6
613	I said 'bless you' even when people were just coughing.	1.3226	0.07189	62	45	14	3
614	When it comes to halo size, I assure you, I have no problems in that area.	1.3226	0.07189	62	45	14	3
615	Mother claims that when she placed the order for a "halo" it autocorrected to "hula".	1.3226	0.08219	62	48	8	6
616	Yeah, you're a God fan? Name five of his albums.	1.3226	0.07548	62	46	12	4
617	... so I said everything is negotiable.	1.3226	0.07189	62	45	14	3
618	I guess I am holier than thou	1.3226	0.07548	62	46	12	4
619	"Does this Halo make me look fat"?	1.3226	0.08219	62	48	8	6
620	I was having a mid-afterlife crisis....	1.3226	0.07189	62	45	14	3
621	All those Facebook posts that I liked and shared finally paid off.	1.3226	0.07548	62	46	12	4
622	It's cumbersome, but I can hang my fine woolens on it.	1.3226	0.07548	62	46	12	4
623	I'd say you barely made it.	1.3226	0.07189	62	45	14	3
624	As I suspected. Women get haloes, men get hula hoops.	1.3226	0.07891	62	47	10	5
625	It means I'm really good, if you know what I mean.	1.3226	0.07189	62	45	14	3
626	I'm still a virgin	1.3220	0.08177	59	45	9	5
627	I could show you why I have a big halo, but then you'd have to have to go to Hell.	1.3220	0.08527	59	46	7	6
628	My guess is that I was correct about global warming.	1.3220	0.07812	59	44	11	4
629	Trust me, I can be a bad boy if that's really what you're looking for.	1.3220	0.07428	59	43	13	3
630	I paid for premium.	1.3220	0.07812	59	44	11	4
631	I guess I am holier than thou, after all.	1.3220	0.07024	59	42	15	2
632	I built mother-in-law suites for a living.	1.3220	0.07812	59	44	11	4
633	You're still gonna swipe left, aren't you?	1.3220	0.08177	59	45	9	5
634	I'm applying for patron saint of the arrogant and smug.	1.3220	0.08177	59	45	9	5
635	I used to work in a pizza parlor.	1.3220	0.08177	59	45	9	5
636	'Hot' is a tricky term here.	1.3220	0.07428	59	43	13	3
637	It's a continuation of the gender pay gap.	1.3220	0.08177	59	45	9	5
638	I'm not compensating for anything if that's what's you're thinking.	1.3220	0.08527	59	46	7	6
639	I worked at the returns counter in Costco.	1.3220	0.09187	59	48	3	8
640	Because I didn't swear, steal, cheat on my wife; but mostly because I didn't vote for Donald Trump.	1.3220	0.07428	59	43	13	3
641	Halo envy is fairly common.	1.3220	0.07428	59	43	13	3
642	It's heaven. Small hands, big halo.	1.3214	0.07256	56	40	14	2
643	I said I was sorry three lives ago.	1.3214	0.08101	56	42	10	4
644	Viagra sideffect.	1.3214	0.07256	56	40	14	2
645	No, seriously. I'm a bad boy.	1.3214	0.06297	56	38	18	0
646	I'm assigned to Texas.	1.3214	0.07690	56	41	12	3
647	It's the same one God uses.	1.3214	0.08493	56	43	8	5
648	I opted for the wider radius option. It covers a multitude of sins.	1.3214	0.08493	56	43	8	5
649	Yes yes, I invented the hula hoop.	1.3214	0.08493	56	43	8	5
650	It appears that I had a lot more fun getting here than you did.	1.3167	0.07699	60	45	11	4
651	"My halo is in the shop and they didn't have any replacements, so they gave me a hula hoop instead".	1.3167	0.07323	60	44	13	3
652	I guess it means I'm holier than thou.	1.3167	0.07699	60	45	11	4
653	It's not exactly what I meant when I said 'extra large.'	1.3167	0.08401	60	47	7	6
654	I was meeker than most. Ironically, now I'm considered a show-off.	1.3167	0.08058	60	46	9	5
655	It's real--go ahead and pull on it.	1.3167	0.06506	60	42	17	1
656	They sized it for some guy named Trump, and reconsidered.	1.3167	0.08401	60	47	7	6
657	I'm happy to see you.	1.3167	0.07699	60	45	11	4
658	It's a heaven thing. On Earth it would be an erection.	1.3167	0.08058	60	46	9	5
659	You were right! I really was holier than thou	1.3167	0.07323	60	44	13	3
660	Well, I finally opened the 'options' menu.	1.3167	0.07699	60	45	11	4
661	For a few extra good deeds I was able to super size it.	1.3167	0.06926	60	43	15	2
662	They say "you can't take it with you," but I did, and this is what I bought with it.	1.3158	0.07575	57	42	12	3
663	Yes...I'm THAT good.	1.3158	0.08361	57	44	8	5
664	My Father said I'd grow into it.	1.3158	0.07149	57	41	14	2
665	I'm not picturing you naked.	1.3158	0.07575	57	42	12	3
666	I shot Donald Trump.	1.3158	0.08728	57	45	6	6
667	They were all out of Men's Medium.	1.3158	0.07575	57	42	12	3
668	We need to make heaven great again!	1.3158	0.07149	57	41	14	2
669	Halo Envy	1.3158	0.07575	57	42	12	3
670	Sorry, the correct religion was United Southern Conservative Baptist Council of 1892, not United Southern Conservative Baptist Council of 1912.	1.3158	0.08728	57	45	6	6
671	Thanks, but sainthood was really my fall-back position.	1.3158	0.07575	57	42	12	3
672	I am the guy who invented The Pill	1.3158	0.07978	57	43	10	4
673	It won't get in the way, I promise!	1.3158	0.07978	57	43	10	4
674	I went to Harvard.	1.3158	0.07575	57	42	12	3
675	It matches my ego.	1.3158	0.08361	57	44	8	5
676	Nothing fits right after you lose weight.	1.3158	0.07149	57	41	14	2
677	It's true what they say about the size of your halo.	1.3158	0.07978	57	43	10	4
678	I'm from Canada.	1.3158	0.07978	57	43	10	4
679	Yes. It is true what they say...	1.3158	0.08361	57	44	8	5
680	I got an upgrade.	1.3158	0.07575	57	42	12	3
681	Underneath it all, I'm really a humble guy!	1.3158	0.07575	57	42	12	3
682	Green stamps.	1.3158	0.07575	57	42	12	3
683	Now, how'd ya know I'm from Texas?	1.3158	0.07978	57	43	10	4
684	Seriously .... I am a Super Delegate.	1.3158	0.07575	57	42	12	3
685	I really can't explain it. Seems like every time I see you it just gets bigger.	1.3158	0.07978	57	43	10	4
686	What do you mean size doesn't matter?	1.3148	0.07853	54	40	11	3
687	I always knew I was holier than thou	1.3148	0.08286	54	41	9	4
688	What do you mean I'm acting holier than thou?	1.3137	0.08627	51	39	8	4
689	Is a safe word really a necessity?	1.3115	0.07941	61	47	9	5
690	Honestly, I always took your complaint that I was holier than thou as a compliment.	1.3115	0.07590	61	46	11	4
691	Marketing. You?	1.3115	0.07590	61	46	11	4
692	I know what you're thinking....and you're right.	1.3115	0.07941	61	47	9	5
693	Flattery even works on you-know-who.	1.3115	0.07221	61	45	13	3
694	I got it for my humility.	1.3115	0.07590	61	46	11	4
695	It looked bigger on your profile.	1.3115	0.07221	61	45	13	3
696	Of course that old saying is true! The bigger the halo the bigger the . . .	1.3115	0.07590	61	46	11	4
697	Good luck with getting through the pearly gates.	1.3115	0.07941	61	47	9	5
698	Well, maybe just a bit holier-than-thou.	1.3115	0.07590	61	46	11	4
699	Loop hole.	1.3103	0.07046	58	42	14	2
700	Because Our Father likes me better.	1.3103	0.07858	58	44	10	4
701	I'm no longer the last man on earth, so how about NOW?	1.3103	0.08234	58	45	8	5
702	Unfortunately it is really heavy.	1.3103	0.07046	58	42	14	2
703	Does this halo make my head look small?	1.3103	0.07463	58	43	12	3
704	Not that size matters...	1.3103	0.07463	58	43	12	3
705	I invented the "hula-hoop", St. Peter thought this would be funny!	1.3103	0.07463	58	43	12	3
706	Because I never once wrote anything in the comments section.	1.3103	0.08234	58	45	8	5
707	What can I say? Size matters.	1.3103	0.08234	58	45	8	5
708	St. Peter likes geometry teachers.	1.3103	0.08593	58	46	6	6
709	The halo gap is just a statistical illusion.	1.3103	0.08593	58	46	6	6
710	I never posted anything about Donald Trump to Facebook.	1.3103	0.07858	58	44	10	4
711	I was Trump's anger management coach.	1.3103	0.07858	58	44	10	4
712	I lost the weight and nothing fits anymore.	1.3103	0.07046	58	42	14	2
713	"I just downloaded the 'Holier Than Thou' app.	1.3103	0.07046	58	42	14	2
714	Oh, this? I ran a marathon and never talked about it.	1.3103	0.08234	58	45	8	5
715	Hoola Hoop accident. And you?	1.3103	0.07858	58	44	10	4
716	The mile high club is for amateurs.	1.3103	0.07858	58	44	10	4
717	How'd you know I was thinking of that?	1.3103	0.07463	58	43	12	3
718	My realm or yours?	1.3103	0.08234	58	45	8	5
719	What's an angel have to do to impress you?	1.3103	0.07858	58	44	10	4
720	I wrote a scathing review of Monty Python's "Life of Brian".	1.3103	0.07858	58	44	10	4
721	It was first prize in the Holier Than Thou contest.	1.3103	0.07463	58	43	12	3
722	I suppose you could say I'm holier than thou.	1.3103	0.06603	58	41	16	1
723	Frankly, I'd rather have a penis.	1.3103	0.08593	58	46	6	6
724	Does this robe make my halo look big?	1.3103	0.08593	58	46	6	6
725	Enough about my halo, what do you think about it?	1.3103	0.07463	58	43	12	3
726	So, when all is said and done, size DOES matter	1.3103	0.08593	58	46	6	6
727	It’s the biggest, greatest, most-terrific halo heaven has ever seen—that I can tell you—because God loves me—really, everybody loves me, it’s terrific, everyone loves me, but mostly God loves me—it’s incredible…	1.3103	0.08593	58	46	6	6
728	So you must be the Virgin Gary, am I right?	1.3103	0.07858	58	44	10	4
729	You're busy for the next million weekends?	1.3103	0.07046	58	42	14	2
730	It's the Trump model.	1.3103	0.07463	58	43	12	3
731	Then she asked, "Is that your halo or are you just glad to see me?"	1.3103	0.08234	58	45	8	5
732	Yes I get that reaction a lot, but I'm more than that.	1.3103	0.08234	58	45	8	5
733	I was surprised to find a Costco up here	1.3103	0.07463	58	43	12	3
734	Wow! Didn't expect to see you here.	1.3103	0.07858	58	44	10	4
735	It's not what you do, it's who you know.	1.3103	0.07463	58	43	12	3
736	There is a glass Ceiling here too, I'm afraid.	1.3103	0.07858	58	44	10	4
737	If this halo lasts more than four hours, we should call a doctor.	1.3103	0.07858	58	44	10	4
738	What, if anything, would lead you to think I'm exaggerating?	1.3103	0.07858	58	44	10	4
739	I'll have to have you meet my Father first.	1.3103	0.08234	58	45	8	5
740	You know what they say about large halos...	1.3103	0.08234	58	45	8	5
741	I just think He understands that making good choices is harder for men.	1.3103	0.07858	58	44	10	4
742	On the positive side, it brings in overseas television.	1.3103	0.07046	58	42	14	2
743	I did some extra credit.	1.3103	0.07463	58	43	12	3
744	Of course, men have perks everywhere.	1.3103	0.08234	58	45	8	5
745	Someone's idea of a joke. . . I used to own a Big & Tall store.	1.3103	0.07858	58	44	10	4
746	Oh, nothing special; I never littered.	1.3103	0.07858	58	44	10	4
747	And likewise, a big hello too you.	1.3103	0.08938	58	47	4	7
748	Apparently, I brought my ego with me.	1.3103	0.07858	58	44	10	4
749	I never masturbated.	1.3103	0.08234	58	45	8	5
750	I used to sell Viagra.	1.3103	0.07858	58	44	10	4
751	I may have to seek medical help if this lasts for more than 4 hours.	1.3091	0.08942	55	44	5	6
752	Hula Hoop champ, Fresno, '64.	1.3091	0.08154	55	42	9	4
753	Now I really am 'holier than thou.'	1.3091	0.07281	55	40	13	2
754	I'm off to a Kentucky derby party!	1.3091	0.07730	55	41	11	3
755	I was fitted in the 80s when my hair was bigger.	1.3091	0.08942	55	44	5	6
756	I don't date dead women.	1.3091	0.08154	55	42	9	4
757	Well, actually I died falling through an open manhole...	1.3077	0.08481	52	40	8	4
758	Forgive me for saying so, but that was one HELL of a first date.	1.3065	0.07828	62	48	9	5
759	Sorry to be holier than thou.	1.3065	0.07828	62	48	9	5
760	Hey, great wings.	1.3065	0.07828	62	48	9	5
761	Am I in heaven or are you in Hell?	1.3061	0.07263	49	35	13	1
762	I actually listened to telemarketers	1.3051	0.07354	59	44	12	3
763	I doubled my PBS contribution many times.	1.3051	0.07354	59	44	12	3
764	It's bigger than the Halo 5S, but it takes better pictures.	1.3051	0.08110	59	46	8	5
765	My therapist thinks I might be having a mid-death crisis.	1.3051	0.07354	59	44	12	3
766	I guess it's because I once fired Donald Trump	1.3051	0.08110	59	46	8	5
767	It doubles as a holy hula hoop.	1.3051	0.08110	59	46	8	5
768	Never hurts to ask for an upgrade...	1.3051	0.06946	59	43	14	2
769	It's about humility, but I can't go into details or it would be smaller.	1.3051	0.07742	59	45	10	4
770	I AM holier than thou. Isn't it obvious?	1.3051	0.08110	59	46	8	5
771	I voted my conscience at the Republican Convention.	1.3051	0.07354	59	44	12	3
772	And you thought earning 77 cents for every dollar on earth wasn't fair.	1.3051	0.06511	59	42	16	1
773	Yes, I am the person who invented s'mores.	1.3051	0.07742	59	45	10	4
774	Yes, I know women say size doesn't matter.	1.3051	0.07742	59	45	10	4
775	It makes my shorter wings less noticeable.	1.3051	0.07742	59	45	10	4
776	This is not the place for halo envy.	1.3051	0.07742	59	45	10	4
777	It gives meaning to holier than thou.	1.3051	0.07742	59	45	10	4
778	It's been more than four hours and I can't find a doctor.	1.3051	0.06946	59	43	14	2
779	As a matter of fact, I am the one percent.	1.3051	0.07742	59	45	10	4
780	They gave it to me for creating a cure for Donald Trump.	1.3051	0.08463	59	47	6	6
781	Just before I died I took a Viagra.	1.3051	0.07354	59	44	12	3
782	Don't be impressed. It's a hula hoop.	1.3051	0.06946	59	43	14	2
783	would you like to go somewhere and help me make this thing get smaller?	1.3051	0.07354	59	44	12	3
784	How the hell did you get in here?	1.3051	0.07742	59	45	10	4
785	So I said to Peter, 'I did save all the children in the fire, AND I went back for Spot.' Earthly-speaking, that didn't work out for me, but...	1.3051	0.07354	59	44	12	3
786	Of course this is what I meant when I said said that size matters!	1.3051	0.08463	59	47	6	6
787	I found the slim-fit uncomfortable.	1.3051	0.07742	59	45	10	4
788	Actually, nothing special. Apparently this is the size you get if you've led an incredibly boring life.	1.3051	0.07354	59	44	12	3
789	Yep, I won the hula-hoop contest last night!	1.3036	0.07171	56	41	13	2
790	Yes, in spite of my small hands.	1.3036	0.07171	56	41	13	2
791	It was really hell getting this good.	1.3036	0.08421	56	44	7	5
792	Yes, even here.	1.3036	0.08026	56	43	9	4
793	It's not the size of your halo, it's how you use it.	1.3036	0.07611	56	42	11	3
794	You know, even up here they say size matters.	1.3036	0.08026	56	43	9	4
795	It's a halo affect.	1.3036	0.08026	56	43	9	4
796	I know what your thinking ... and that's sinful.	1.3036	0.08026	56	43	9	4
797	What gender gap?	1.3036	0.08026	56	43	9	4
798	Guess this settles it. God is a man.	1.3036	0.07611	56	42	11	3
799	According to God, size actually does matter.	1.3036	0.08421	56	44	7	5
800	I believe you're confusing big halo with big hands.	1.3019	0.07893	53	40	10	3
801	Everything is bigger in heaven.	1.3019	0.08764	53	42	6	5
802	I assure you I'm not compensating for anything.	1.3016	0.07024	63	47	13	3
803	You'd think up here it wouldn't matter but..	1.3016	0.07718	63	49	9	5
804	I found the halo on Hulu in Hilo: it's a holy hula	1.3000	0.08336	60	48	6	6
805	Ever since i went solar.	1.3000	0.06848	60	44	14	2
806	No. For your information, this doesn't mean I died a virgin.	1.3000	0.07628	60	46	10	4
807	It may look impressive, but I haven't been able to sleep a wink in eighty years.	1.3000	0.06422	60	43	16	1
808	It's not the size, it's the...no wait, it is the size.	1.3000	0.06848	60	44	14	2
809	I staid out of politics.	1.3000	0.07628	60	46	10	4
810	What matters is what you do with it.	1.3000	0.07628	60	46	10	4
811	Heart attack during a hula hoop competition. You?	1.3000	0.06848	60	44	14	2
812	Who's "holier than thou" now?	1.2982	0.08289	57	45	7	5
813	Class of '16 Halodictorian!	1.2982	0.07902	57	44	9	4
814	Actually, I have very large hands, too.	1.2982	0.07902	57	44	9	4
815	You wouldn't believe the hoops I had to jump through to get in here!	1.2982	0.07064	57	42	13	2
816	It doesn't mean that I'm no fun.	1.2982	0.06606	57	41	15	1
817	Just one of several hoops I had to jump through to get here.	1.2982	0.06606	57	41	15	1
818	Yes, you had to put with me your whole life, but I had to put up with your mother.	1.2982	0.08289	57	45	7	5
819	I always put the shopping cart in the corral.	1.2982	0.06606	57	41	15	1
820	Well, honey, you know what they say....	1.2982	0.07495	57	43	11	3
821	Yes, it's big. But we don't have envy here in heaven.	1.2982	0.08289	57	45	7	5
822	I didn't realize they were asking for my size in cubits.	1.2982	0.07064	57	42	13	2
823	Please, let me explain the meaning of sanctimonious.	1.2982	0.07495	57	43	11	3
824	So my mother was right--I AM the real saint in our marriage.	1.2982	0.07495	57	43	11	3
825	I resigned from Trump's staff.	1.2982	0.07902	57	44	9	4
826	So you're saying size STILL matters?	1.2982	0.08289	57	45	7	5
827	What halo gap?	1.2982	0.07902	57	44	9	4
828	I don't like to brag, but yeah, I'm really good...	1.2982	0.08289	57	45	7	5
829	It's the Harvard difference, my dear.	1.2982	0.07495	57	43	11	3
830	Yah, I just saved a busload of orphans. How'd you get yours?	1.2982	0.07064	57	42	13	2
831	I've tried shrinking it, but my ego keeps getting in the way.	1.2982	0.07495	57	43	11	3
832	I had halo enlargement surgery.	1.2982	0.07902	57	44	9	4
833	I call it a 'Halo-Hoop'. Patent pending.	1.2982	0.07902	57	44	9	4
834	Yes, how did you know I'm from Texas?	1.2982	0.07495	57	43	11	3
835	No, I'm not overcompensating for anything.	1.2982	0.06606	57	41	15	1
836	I am aroused. How did you know?	1.2982	0.07495	57	43	11	3
837	Midlife crisis? That's impossible.	1.2982	0.08289	57	45	7	5
838	I guess some of us are a little more angelic than others.	1.2982	0.07495	57	43	11	3
839	I'm afraid we don't count "Victoria's Secret" as previous experience.	1.2982	0.07902	57	44	9	4
840	I always knew God would compensate me one day. I just didn't think it would be here.	1.2982	0.07902	57	44	9	4
841	I may have stretched things a little with St. Peter.	1.2982	0.07495	57	43	11	3
842	it was just diet and exercise.	1.2982	0.07902	57	44	9	4
843	Size will always matter.	1.2982	0.07495	57	43	11	3
844	I died a virgin.	1.2982	0.07064	57	42	13	2
845	Ironically I got it for not manspreading.	1.2982	0.08658	57	46	5	6
846	Yes I know, the big halo was not worth the life of celibacy	1.2982	0.07064	57	42	13	2
847	No. This time, it's because I'm happy to see you.	1.2982	0.07495	57	43	11	3
848	Enough of my holier-than-though attitude? I AM holier than thou.	1.2982	0.06606	57	41	15	1
849	Yes, well, evidently just getting here at all after 20 years in Congress is deemed worthy of special recognition.	1.2963	0.07302	54	40	12	2
850	Are you one of Charlie's?	1.2963	0.06807	54	39	14	1
851	Around here, I'm known as God's gift to women.	1.2963	0.07766	54	41	10	3
852	I suppose you prefer bad boys.	1.2963	0.06807	54	39	14	1
853	Hi I'm Brian but all my friends up here call me Lord of the Ring.	1.2963	0.07766	54	41	10	3
854	It’s not an attitude – I actually am ‘all holier than thou’.	1.2963	0.08203	54	42	8	4
855	Want to come over and see my miracle collection?	1.2963	0.07302	54	40	12	2
856	I showed Him how to put on voicemail.	1.2963	0.08203	54	42	8	4
857	Actually, it's an escape hatch.	1.2941	0.08065	51	39	9	3
858	I died in 1520 - back when a little cash could buy you a bigger halo.	1.2931	0.07382	58	44	11	3
859	Yes, I am God's gift.	1.2931	0.06961	58	43	13	2
860	I never drop a call.	1.2931	0.06961	58	43	13	2
861	Halo. How are you?	1.2931	0.07382	58	44	11	3
862	It's not the size that counts, it's how you use it.	1.2931	0.08161	58	46	7	5
863	My father is kind of a big wheel around here.	1.2931	0.06961	58	43	13	2
864	No, nothing like that. It's just a hula hoop.	1.2931	0.07382	58	44	11	3
865	Unfortunately for you, the gender gap is eternal.	1.2931	0.07781	58	45	9	4
866	I always ate all my vegetables.	1.2931	0.06029	58	41	17	0
867	It's called "male enhancement".	1.2931	0.06961	58	43	13	2
868	My shrink says overcompensation is common during an afterlife crisis.	1.2931	0.08161	58	46	7	5
869	You know what they say...the bigger your halo...	1.2931	0.06511	58	42	15	1
870	It cost a bunch extra but was totally worth it.	1.2931	0.07781	58	45	9	4
871	Oh, this old thing? Why, thank you.	1.2931	0.06961	58	43	13	2
872	I died in a freak Hoola Hoop accident.	1.2931	0.08161	58	46	7	5
873	No dunking.	1.2931	0.07382	58	44	11	3
874	I got it on line from Lane Bryant.	1.2931	0.07781	58	45	9	4
875	Don't be silly, of course I'm not holier than YOU.	1.2931	0.06961	58	43	13	2
876	Well, I wouldn't say 'than most,' but certainly 'than thou...'	1.2931	0.08161	58	46	7	5
877	Costco.	1.2931	0.07382	58	44	11	3
878	You were expecting halo equality?	1.2931	0.07382	58	44	11	3
879	I got in before steroids were banned.	1.2931	0.07382	58	44	11	3
880	HE knew I invented the Hula Hoop.	1.2909	0.07188	55	41	12	2
881	So, do you want to see my harp?	1.2909	0.07642	55	42	10	3
882	I'm scheduled for halo reduction surgery.	1.2909	0.07188	55	41	12	2
883	In my previous life, I was president of Wham-O	1.2909	0.08071	55	43	8	4
884	What do you mean "overcompensating"?	1.2909	0.07642	55	42	10	3
885	I brought my ego with me.	1.2909	0.07188	55	41	12	2
886	It was my reward. In my former life, I had small hands!	1.2909	0.06703	55	40	14	1
887	Yes, there is a gender-gap in the standard compensation for good works.	1.2909	0.08071	55	43	8	4
888	You get it at 250,000 prayer miles.	1.2909	0.07642	55	42	10	3
889	I'm the patron saint of hula hoopers.	1.2909	0.07642	55	42	10	3
890	Yes, bigger hands...keep going.	1.2909	0.08071	55	43	8	4
891	Hey, my eyes are down here. Do you think you are the first angel to stare at my halo?	1.2909	0.07642	55	42	10	3
892	Now that I live in the cloud, I thought I’d splurge and go for the iHalo 6 Plus.	1.2909	0.07642	55	42	10	3
893	Looks like the holes in the glass ceiling are no different here.	1.2909	0.07642	55	42	10	3
894	Actually, it's a curse.	1.2909	0.07642	55	42	10	3
895	I left a big tip at the Gates...	1.2909	0.07642	55	42	10	3
896	All they had left was XXL.	1.2909	0.06703	55	40	14	1
897	Nice try but I still don't think you're getting in.	1.2909	0.07642	55	42	10	3
898	There's nothing wrong with Costco	1.2909	0.08071	55	43	8	4
899	I'm not really that holy. I'm just good at levitating hula hoops.	1.2909	0.08478	55	44	6	5
900	I know there are differences, but we can work it out.	1.2909	0.07188	55	41	12	2
901	It turns out they're real sticklers about "ten items or less."	1.2909	0.08071	55	43	8	4
902	Because I'm holier-than-thou.	1.2909	0.08866	55	45	4	6
903	I try not to come across as 'holier than thou,' but this makes it difficult.	1.2909	0.07188	55	41	12	2
904	Free installation with wi-fi, $49.99/mo. for 2 years...but then...	1.2909	0.07642	55	42	10	3
905	In your picture, your wings looked bigger.	1.2909	0.06703	55	40	14	1
906	You wouldn't believe the number of candles I lit.	1.2909	0.07642	55	42	10	3
907	Why yes, I have been very, very good.	1.2909	0.07642	55	42	10	3
908	I'm not that good. I just invented the hula hoop.	1.2909	0.08478	55	44	6	5
909	I've been blessed.	1.2909	0.07642	55	42	10	3
910	It's because I was gluten free.	1.2909	0.08478	55	44	6	5
911	I saw it on "As seen on TV". Shipping was hell though.	1.2909	0.08071	55	43	8	4
912	Having a great publicist is only part of the equation	1.2885	0.07438	52	39	11	2
913	I'm pretty sure that size does matter up here...	1.2885	0.07929	52	40	9	3
914	Saint Viagra.	1.2881	0.06860	59	44	13	2
915	It was a trend in the 50's!	1.2857	0.07078	56	42	12	2
916	I took a bullet protecting the Pope.	1.2857	0.06091	56	40	16	0
917	I doubled my contribution to PBS.	1.2857	0.07942	56	44	8	4
918	Why, halo there...	1.2857	0.07522	56	43	10	3
919	Just my luck! I'm incapable of having impure thoughts.	1.2857	0.08341	56	45	6	5
920	But who had more fun?	1.2857	0.06569	63	47	14	2
921	I'm sure more people would remember public television in their will if they knew about this "Halo Benefit".	1.2857	0.07942	56	44	8	4
922	Fooled me too, I thought I was going there as well.	1.2857	0.07942	56	44	8	4
923	It used to be my waistband.	1.2857	0.07078	56	42	12	2
924	I'm the only one who can make Heaven great again.	1.2857	0.08341	56	45	6	5
925	I got my first promotion.	1.2857	0.07078	56	42	12	2
926	I had it made to fit my ego.	1.2857	0.07522	56	43	10	3
927	Stop accusing me of taking a holier-than-thou attitude.	1.2857	0.06603	56	41	14	1
928	I can't help it. It grows every time I see you with those beautiful feathered wings.	1.2857	0.07522	56	43	10	3
929	It's not mine, I fell through it	1.2857	0.06603	56	41	14	1
930	Does it make my ears look smaller	1.2857	0.07078	56	42	12	2
931	Up here it's the only thing on me that gets bigger when I see a pretty girls.	1.2857	0.07942	56	44	8	4
932	Well, I did jump through quite a few hoops to achieve this.	1.2857	0.07522	56	43	10	3
933	Yeah, the rest were on backorder, so I had to go with the XXXL.	1.2857	0.07522	56	43	10	3
934	I'm kind of a big wheel around here.	1.2857	0.07942	56	44	8	4
935	Mine's bigger than Peters.	1.2857	0.07942	56	44	8	4
936	My father being an archangel had nothing to do with it. I earned this halo.	1.2857	0.07942	56	44	8	4
937	Holier than Thou. No, why do you ask?	1.2857	0.07942	56	44	8	4
938	Guess who won this year's "Holier than Thou" contest?	1.2857	0.07522	56	43	10	3
939	Peter said I got in through a loophole the size of a hula hoop.	1.2857	0.08341	56	45	6	5
940	Compensating for what?	1.2857	0.08341	56	45	6	5
941	Yes. The smaller one does make you look thinner.	1.2857	0.07078	56	42	12	2
942	It's not sexism. I was just a better person.	1.2857	0.07078	56	42	12	2
943	What's the value of a great points program if you never get to turn them in?	1.2857	0.07522	56	43	10	3
944	You know what they say about an angel with a big halo?	1.2857	0.07522	56	43	10	3
945	So now I know what happens when an erection lasts longer than four hours.	1.2857	0.07942	56	44	8	4
946	No, it's not natural. I had it enlarged.	1.2857	0.07522	56	43	10	3
947	Believe me, if the two were connected, I wouldn't be standing here right now.	1.2857	0.07942	56	44	8	4
948	It helps with my poor self-esteem.	1.2857	0.07942	56	44	8	4
949	I summer on cloud ten.	1.2857	0.07942	56	44	8	4
950	I never took home a single office supply.	1.2857	0.07522	56	43	10	3
951	It doubles as a wormhole.	1.2857	0.07078	56	42	12	2
952	Let's just say a Certain Somebody was grateful I got some of His associatess out of the tech and home loan bubbles just in time.	1.2857	0.07522	56	43	10	3
953	He liked it so he put a ring on it.	1.2857	0.07078	56	42	12	2
954	Its a hole in the ozone, not a halo.	1.2857	0.07522	56	43	10	3
955	They promised more radiance, but all I get is curious looks	1.2857	0.07078	56	42	12	2
956	It's because I never signed up for Facebook.	1.2857	0.07942	56	44	8	4
957	Quite right. Holier than thou.	1.2857	0.07522	56	43	10	3
958	Mine is actually a hula hoop.	1.2857	0.07522	56	43	10	3
959	I gave up dairy.	1.2857	0.07078	56	42	12	2
960	Hi sweet wings. I like girls who aren't complete angels.	1.2857	0.07942	56	44	8	4
961	I died in a sombrero.	1.2857	0.08341	56	45	6	5
962	No I really am a Virgin	1.2857	0.07522	56	43	10	3
963	Yeah, even in Heaven there's a Gender Gap !	1.2857	0.07942	56	44	8	4
964	Yeah, I'll say it: holier than thou.	1.2857	0.07522	56	43	10	3
965	I can't begin to tell you how many hoops I jumped through to get in here.	1.2857	0.06603	56	41	14	1
966	It turns out 'holier than thou' is a thing.	1.2857	0.07522	56	43	10	3
967	Well - the frequent flier points help.	1.2857	0.06603	56	41	14	1
968	"Yes, you had to put up with me your whole life, but I had to put up with your mother." (I submitted this under my another email but it had a typo so I'm resubmitting under this email)	1.2857	0.08341	56	45	6	5
969	My head has shrunk considerably since I arrived here.	1.2857	0.06603	56	41	14	1
970	So, do you come up here often?	1.2857	0.08341	56	45	6	5
971	You know what they say about men with big halos, right?	1.2857	0.07942	56	44	8	4
972	Why did I expect things to be different up here?	1.2857	0.07078	56	42	12	2
973	Apparently size does matter.	1.2857	0.08341	56	45	6	5
974	Actually, it's more of a curse.	1.2857	0.07078	56	42	12	2
975	Well, of course it's a sin to brag, but I'm very... very...good.	1.2857	0.07522	56	43	10	3
976	Do they shrink the longer you've been here?	1.2857	0.07078	56	42	12	2
977	Holier than thou? I get that a lot.	1.2857	0.07078	56	42	12	2
978	This halo would be shrinking, if He knew what I was thinking!!	1.2830	0.08249	53	42	7	4
979	... and that's the story of me sleeping with three other guys in Bali that summer.	1.2830	0.08678	53	43	5	5
980	Please don't think I'm compensating.	1.2830	0.07797	53	41	9	3
981	I'm afraid that we're incompatible	1.2830	0.08249	53	42	7	4
982	It's not a halo it's an exit.	1.2830	0.07317	53	40	11	2
983	It's all silicone and only one week recovery.	1.2830	0.07797	53	41	9	3
984	Mine is a portal	1.2830	0.07797	53	41	9	3
985	...AND ... my dog was a rescue.	1.2830	0.07797	53	41	9	3
986	I was so surprised to find out that size does matter.	1.2830	0.08249	53	42	7	4
987	Yeah, I'm vegan...is it obvious?	1.2830	0.07797	53	41	9	3
988	Well, you know what they say, the bigger the halo...	1.2821	0.06554	78	61	12	5
989	Halo? No. Ozone layer.	1.2807	0.07818	57	45	8	4
990	Yea, you can see how well gender equality works here.	1.2807	0.06505	57	42	14	1
991	Why in Heaven's name would you ask about equal pay now?	1.2807	0.07406	57	44	10	3
992	I was just too good to be true!	1.2807	0.07406	57	44	10	3
993	I ordered from the secret menu.	1.2807	0.06970	57	43	12	2
994	It's called an iHalo 6 plus - some guy called Steve sold it to me	1.2807	0.07406	57	44	10	3
995	My doctor said I should keep an eye on it.	1.2807	0.07818	57	45	8	4
996	Turns out Viagra is the one thing you CAN take with you...	1.2807	0.07818	57	45	8	4
997	People say I'm a dead ringer.	1.2807	0.07406	57	44	10	3
998	It will be the same size as yours when the Viagra wears off.	1.2807	0.06505	57	42	14	1
999	When I'm bad, I'm bad, but when I'm good, I'm very, very good.	1.2807	0.07406	57	44	10	3
1000	Yes, it's true, even this is a man's world.	1.2807	0.07406	57	44	10	3
1001	Why, yes, thank you. I am holier than thou.	1.2807	0.07818	57	45	8	4
1002	No,no, not a halo; just a hole I dropped through.	1.2807	0.07406	57	44	10	3
1003	They have a Costco.	1.2807	0.07818	57	45	8	4
1004	I was always told I'd get my reward in heaven.	1.2807	0.06970	57	43	12	2
1005	It helps me move in larger circles.	1.2807	0.07406	57	44	10	3
1006	I had a Groupon for it.	1.2807	0.06505	57	42	14	1
1007	I've never heard of halo envy.	1.2807	0.06970	57	43	12	2
1008	Wait until you see my hands.	1.2807	0.07818	57	45	8	4
1009	It's not the size of the halo but the motion of the devotion, baby.	1.2807	0.08209	57	46	6	5
1010	I made it myself, in shop class.	1.2807	0.06970	57	43	12	2
1011	Even here, size still counts!	1.2807	0.07818	57	45	8	4
1012	I'm not one to brag, but I did invent the hula hoop.	1.2807	0.07406	57	44	10	3
1013	What are you talking about? If anything, I'm UNDER compensating.	1.2807	0.07406	57	44	10	3
1014	Yeah, seems we've been working on this Halo Equity Gap for, like, eternity	1.2807	0.07406	57	44	10	3
1015	Why yes! I am from Utah. How could you tell?	1.2807	0.07818	57	45	8	4
1016	Overcompensating for what?	1.2807	0.06970	57	43	12	2
1017	It's called the halo effect.	1.2807	0.06970	57	43	12	2
1018	AngelsMingle.com	1.2807	0.07818	57	45	8	4
1019	For just a little more, I super-sized it.	1.2807	0.07406	57	44	10	3
1020	Who knew it would stretch when all my sins were washed clean?	1.2807	0.07406	57	44	10	3
1021	Do you know that you have a heavenly body?	1.2807	0.07818	57	45	8	4
1022	It's a loaner while mine's in the shop	1.2807	0.07406	57	44	10	3
1023	Yeah, I died a virgin. How 'bout you?	1.2807	0.08209	57	46	6	5
1024	Viagra? No. Why do you ask?	1.2807	0.06970	57	43	12	2
1025	God’s got a good sense of humor. On Earth, I was the hula hoop champion.	1.2807	0.07406	57	44	10	3
1026	So there's a halo gap in heaven?	1.2807	0.06970	57	43	12	2
1027	Welcome to heaven as it is on earth.	1.2807	0.07818	57	45	8	4
1028	I was a loophole lawyer.	1.2807	0.06970	57	43	12	2
1029	I had to jump through several big hoops to get here.	1.2787	0.07064	61	47	11	3
1030	"Now if I remember correctly, you got our house, summer home, and the sailboat. I got to keep my tools and the Porsche".	1.2778	0.07199	54	41	11	2
1031	Well, I don't want to sound holier than thou...	1.2778	0.07199	54	41	11	2
1032	And when I get bored, I use it as a hula hoop.	1.2778	0.07669	54	42	9	3
1033	Honestly, I’m not one to let size go to my head.	1.2778	0.08112	54	43	7	4
1034	Sure, the upgrade was so expensive I had to take out a loan, but I literally have an eternity to pay it back.	1.2778	0.06696	54	40	13	1
1035	I do not have a holier-than-thou attitude.	1.2778	0.07199	54	41	11	2
1036	Not even God could get Hamilton tickets without cashing in a favor	1.2778	0.08112	54	43	7	4
1037	Hula hoop champion, 1964.	1.2778	0.07669	54	42	9	3
1038	The platinum package also included extra wings and an after-lifetime guarantee.	1.2778	0.07669	54	42	9	3
1039	Are you telling me size doesn’t matter here?	1.2778	0.07199	54	41	11	2
1040	I swear... it never crossed my mind.	1.2778	0.07669	54	42	9	3
1041	Yeah, maybe one day, women will have halos the same size as men.	1.2778	0.07199	54	41	11	2
1042	Believe me, I'm no angel. I just fell through a open manhole!	1.2778	0.07669	54	42	9	3
1043	It reflects my deep and fulfilling faith in female angels.	1.2778	0.07669	54	42	9	3
1044	They were all out of mediums.	1.2778	0.06696	54	40	13	1
1045	I also have really big hands.	1.2778	0.08112	54	43	7	4
1046	"Well, a big 'hello' to you too!	1.2778	0.08112	54	43	7	4
1047	I won't say Holier than who, but you get the picture.	1.2778	0.08532	54	44	5	5
1048	I've been taking halo enhancement capsules I found on the internet.	1.2778	0.07669	54	42	9	3
1049	I know. This is just my ego.	1.2778	0.07669	54	42	9	3
1050	This is not what I meant when I prayed to become well endowed.	1.2778	0.08112	54	43	7	4
1051	The size of my halo slows me down, but I do get better service.	1.2778	0.06152	54	39	15	0
1052	Does this halo make my ass look big?	1.2778	0.08112	54	43	7	4
1053	Well, size matters here too. Sorry.	1.2778	0.07669	54	42	9	3
1054	What they say is true; big halo, .....	1.2778	0.08112	54	43	7	4
1055	" It's actually a Hula hoop malfunction".	1.2778	0.07199	54	41	11	2
1056	Yours was way larger before last night	1.2766	0.07874	47	36	9	2
1057	One of many hoops I had to jump through to get here.	1.2759	0.05920	58	42	16	0
1058	"Halo affect" trumps "halo effect".	1.2759	0.07697	58	46	8	4
1059	OK, I admit it. I'm holier than thou	1.2745	0.07960	51	40	8	3
1060	Because She likes me better than you.	1.2745	0.07960	51	40	8	3
1061	I supported Bernie.	1.2745	0.07960	51	40	8	3
1062	What do you mean I have a "holyier than thou" attitude?	1.2727	0.07979	55	44	7	4
1063	I can see you were good but not too good.	1.2727	0.07085	55	42	11	2
1064	Actually, it's a hula hoop. I didn't qualify for a halo.	1.2727	0.07085	55	42	11	2
1065	To be honest, I'm a little sick of being good.	1.2727	0.07085	55	42	11	2
1066	No, Honestly! I really was the guy who invented the Hula Hoop!	1.2727	0.07085	55	42	11	2
1067	I need more personal space.	1.2727	0.07085	55	42	11	2
1068	Mine doubles as a hula-hoop.	1.2727	0.07545	55	43	9	3
1069	And, a big Halo to you, sweetie!	1.2727	0.07545	55	43	9	3
1070	my death was magna cum laude	1.2727	0.07979	55	44	7	4
1071	Think of it as the heavenly wage gap.	1.2727	0.07979	55	44	7	4
1072	That blue pill has strange side effects up here.	1.2727	0.07545	55	43	9	3
1073	Take care, He disdains halo envy.	1.2727	0.07085	55	42	11	2
1074	There just aren't that many ways to overcompensate up here.	1.2727	0.07979	55	44	7	4
1075	Well, have you ever heard the saying "On Earth as it is in Heaven"?	1.2727	0.07545	55	43	9	3
1076	I don't know if I'd call myself 'holier than though,' per se...	1.2727	0.07085	55	42	11	2
1077	Please forgive my, "Holier than thou attitude."	1.2727	0.07085	55	42	11	2
1078	How long did it take you to graduate from your safety halo?	1.2727	0.07545	55	43	9	3
1079	They ran out of halos last week so I got stuck with this hula hoop.	1.2727	0.07545	55	43	9	3
1080	My goodness grows when I'm near you!	1.2727	0.06593	55	41	13	1
1081	It was only a dollar more to supersize it.	1.2727	0.07085	55	42	11	2
1082	I think it was my insistence on eating only sustainable arugula.	1.2727	0.07545	55	43	9	3
1083	You wanna ditch the halos and get out of here.	1.2727	0.07085	55	42	11	2
1084	I can tell when you're lying.	1.2727	0.07545	55	43	9	3
1085	It was cool for a while until I realized I was an atheist.	1.2727	0.07545	55	43	9	3
1086	Now drop the halo envy and fetch me a beer like the good Lord intended!	1.2727	0.07545	55	43	9	3
1087	I was the one who removed Mr. Trump's hairpiece at the convention!	1.2727	0.08391	55	45	5	5
1088	Yeah, well I invented the hula hoop.	1.2727	0.07545	55	43	9	3
1089	Don't get excited, it doesn't mean what you think it means.	1.2727	0.07545	55	43	9	3
1090	Don't get me wrong, I'm no Saint.	1.2727	0.06593	55	41	13	1
1091	I suffered from compulsive virtue disorder.	1.2727	0.07085	55	42	11	2
1092	It's just a Hula-hoop. I died in the '50s.	1.2727	0.07545	55	43	9	3
1093	Why yes, I do have a very large harp.	1.2727	0.07085	55	42	11	2
1094	My hands are also larger than average.	1.2727	0.07979	55	44	7	4
1095	It's a side effect of the medication that I was taking for erectile dysfunction.	1.2727	0.07979	55	44	7	4
1096	I got this for completing the bonus missions.	1.2727	0.07979	55	44	7	4
1097	It's not a hula hoop, I'm just glad to see you.	1.2727	0.07979	55	44	7	4
1098	I invented the Hula Hoop. How about you?	1.2727	0.07545	55	43	9	3
1099	Actually, it's a myth.	1.2727	0.07545	55	43	9	3
1100	Yeah, I'm REALLY good.	1.2727	0.07085	55	42	11	2
1101	I invented the hula hoop. God's a fan.	1.2727	0.07979	55	44	7	4
1102	and I don’t like to brag, but all this you see is God given	1.2727	0.07085	55	42	11	2
1103	Yes, I've always had a big one.	1.2692	0.07325	52	40	10	2
1104	. . . Not that I think I'm holier than thou, or anything."	1.2692	0.08291	52	42	6	4
1105	Eternally speaking, size does matter.	1.2692	0.07823	52	41	8	3
1106	Don't let the huge halo fool you -- I'm really a bad boy who needs taming.	1.2692	0.07823	52	41	8	3
1107	If my halo lasts longer than four hours, will you marry me?	1.2692	0.08291	52	42	6	4
1108	This time, it's forever.	1.2692	0.07325	52	40	10	2
1109	As you can see I'm not that kind of guy.	1.2692	0.07325	52	40	10	2
1110	I use it as a hula hoop when I get bored.	1.2692	0.06791	52	39	12	1
1111	I always use the tumble-dry setting. Keeps it from shrinking.	1.2692	0.08291	52	42	6	4
1112	Next time, you drive.	1.2692	0.08291	52	42	6	4
1113	But you know what they say about angels with large Halos...	1.2692	0.07823	52	41	8	3
1114	Actually, mine’s just in the shop. This is a loaner from Wham-O.	1.2692	0.07325	52	40	10	2
1115	I donated regularly to my local classical music station	1.2692	0.08291	52	42	6	4
1116	I thought they were giving out something else so I said, "Give me the largest one."	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
1117	Yeah that's right, I'm that good.	1.2679	0.07425	56	44	9	3
1118	Apparently, it's proportional.	1.2679	0.07425	56	44	9	3
1119	Actually, halo circumference is a much better indicator than height or hand size.	1.2679	0.07425	56	44	9	3
1120	I am a little tongue tied: it's been 560 years since I asked a girl out on a date...	1.2679	0.07850	56	45	7	4
1121	This is my fat halo.	1.2679	0.06492	56	42	13	1
1122	I also have big feet.	1.2679	0.07425	56	44	9	3
1123	if it lasts more than four hours, they clip my wings.	1.2679	0.07425	56	44	9	3
1124	In life, I was a Mormon.	1.2679	0.07425	56	44	9	3
1125	My dating App promised a match made in Heaven.	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
1126	You say goodbye, but I say 'halo'. 'Halo, halo...'	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
1127	I trust you've heard the expression "too big to fail."	1.2679	0.07850	56	45	7	4
1128	If I can get it down around my belly, you'll see something really cool.	1.2679	0.07850	56	45	7	4
1129	Are you going to make Heaven great again?	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
1130	Sorry. We don't have equal pray for equal work.	1.2679	0.08254	56	46	5	5
1131	It only this size for four hours.	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
1132	It's not the size of the halo in the man, it's the size of the man in the halo.	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
1133	I am tempted, but I am holier than thou.	1.2679	0.07425	56	44	9	3
1134	Halo? Is it me you're looking for?	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
1135	Is that a hula hoop or are you just glad to see me?	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
1136	I used to have a very big head.	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
1137	It's supposed to last for up to five hours.	1.2679	0.07850	56	45	7	4
1138	I invented the Hula hoop.	1.2679	0.07850	56	45	7	4
1139	What do you mean I'm too halocentric?	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
1140	It's really a hole in the ozone layer.	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
1141	Apparently, there is viagra in heaven.	1.2679	0.07850	56	45	7	4
1142	Yeah, it's the Stetson of halos.	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
1143	I need to talk to a shrink.	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
1144	I'll bet your wondering how good I've been.	1.2679	0.07425	56	44	9	3
1145	I thought Envy was a sin	1.2679	0.07850	56	45	7	4
1146	Would you like to play with my hula hoop?	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
1147	It's actually an iHalo 6 Plus, it was just released last week.	1.2679	0.06492	56	42	13	1
1148	What is this 'manspreading' thou speakest of?	1.2679	0.07425	56	44	9	3
1149	It's made by Wham-O.	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
1150	You know what they say, "big halo, big hands."	1.2679	0.07425	56	44	9	3
1151	I invented the "Halo Extender, For Men," it usually lasts about five hours.	1.2679	0.07850	56	45	7	4
1152	Am I holier than thou?	1.2679	0.07425	56	44	9	3
1153	I tell everyone I was really good, but it's actually a hula hoop.	1.2679	0.07425	56	44	9	3
1154	Truthfully, really: Does size matter?	1.2679	0.07425	56	44	9	3
1155	Well ah, yes, I am holier than thou.	1.2679	0.07850	56	45	7	4
1156	Good heavens. You barely made it!	1.2653	0.06372	49	36	13	0
1157	Now do you believe I was always right?	1.2653	0.07590	49	38	9	2
1158	Yes, it's true what they say about the size of one's halo.	1.2642	0.07204	53	41	10	2
1159	God's working at closing the gap.	1.2642	0.06681	53	40	12	1
1160	Yeah, I HAVE lost a lot of weight since High School.	1.2642	0.07204	53	41	10	2
1161	Do you think it makes my butt look small?	1.2642	0.06114	53	39	14	0
1162	Naw! It's just a hole in the ozone layer.	1.2642	0.08149	53	43	6	4
1163	To paraphrase George Orwell, "All angels are created equal, but some are more equal than others."	1.2642	0.07691	53	42	8	3
1164	It's huge, it's really beautiful. Everybody says so.	1.2642	0.07691	53	42	8	3
1165	Remember calling me a 'goddamned overachiever'?	1.2642	0.08149	53	43	6	4
1166	It covers a multitude of sins.	1.2642	0.06681	53	40	12	1
1167	It's my old man's, but he let me take it out for a spin.	1.2642	0.07691	53	42	8	3
1168	I've lost a lot of weight since I've been up here.	1.2642	0.07204	53	41	10	2
1169	Err, I gave Sister Teresa a free cab ride once.	1.2642	0.07691	53	42	8	3
1170	I know it's heaven, but we could have a hell of a good time.	1.2642	0.07691	53	42	8	3
1171	I'm fine as long as it lasts for less than four hours.	1.2642	0.07204	53	41	10	2
1172	It's sad that so many exaggerate their true halo size on e-Heaven, don't you think?	1.2642	0.08149	53	43	6	4
1173	So I told Him, with the right marketing plan, we can create a huge halo effect.	1.2642	0.07691	53	42	8	3
1174	No, really. I LIKE small halos.	1.2642	0.07204	53	41	10	2
1175	I was more than good, I was National Hula hoop champion, 1957	1.2642	0.07204	53	41	10	2
1176	What can I say? The donuts up here are heavenly.	1.2642	0.07204	53	41	10	2
1177	Classic situational irony: You like bad boys.	1.2642	0.07691	53	42	8	3
1178	Who says you can't take your elite mileage bonus with you?	1.2642	0.07204	53	41	10	2
1179	You know, it's true what they say about men with big halos.	1.2642	0.08583	53	44	4	5
1180	Yeah, it means exactly what you think it does.	1.2642	0.07691	53	42	8	3
1181	Yes honey, I'm gay!	1.2642	0.07204	53	41	10	2
1182	I was always a big kiss ass	1.2642	0.06681	53	40	12	1
1183	Actually, Janice, size does matter.	1.2642	0.08149	53	43	6	4
1184	Really? Even up here size matters?	1.2642	0.07691	53	42	8	3
1185	Wouldn't you like to know...	1.2632	0.06867	57	44	11	2
1186	Some of us are more equal than others.	1.2632	0.07309	57	45	9	3
1187	Even "here"we do not get equal pay and benefits!	1.2632	0.06867	57	44	11	2
1188	It's part of the premium package.	1.2600	0.07456	50	39	9	2
1189	I drove a taxi and everyone prayed for me.	1.2600	0.08480	50	41	5	4
1190	Is it that obvious?	1.2600	0.06887	50	38	11	1
1191	I'll trade you my hula-hoop for your frisbee.	1.2600	0.07985	50	40	7	3
1192	In the catalog, the photo looked a lot smaller.	1.2600	0.06887	50	38	11	1
1193	The difference is I was a priest and you were a nun.	1.2600	0.07985	50	40	7	3
1194	It's not the size of the halo, it's what you do with it.	1.2593	0.06574	54	41	12	1
1195	it gets bigger round pretty angels like you	1.2593	0.07563	54	43	8	3
1196	Just patented it, the Halo Hoop	1.2593	0.07563	54	43	8	3
1197	So NOW you're telling me you find me attractive?!	1.2593	0.07563	54	43	8	3
1198	I used to have a swelled head	1.2593	0.07086	54	42	10	2
1199	Yes, size does matter.	1.2593	0.08012	54	44	6	4
1200	Since I met you I feel like I've died and went to heaven.	1.2593	0.08437	54	45	4	5
1201	Interested in halo enlargement?	1.2593	0.07563	54	43	8	3
1202	Halo be my name	1.2593	0.07563	54	43	8	3
1203	I'm a member of the honors program.	1.2593	0.06574	54	41	12	1
1204	Well actually, I was hula hooping when I died.	1.2593	0.07563	54	43	8	3
1205	If you really must know, the Father is my uncle and the Son is my cousin.	1.2593	0.07563	54	43	8	3
1206	You always said I was holier-than-thou.	1.2593	0.07086	54	42	10	2
1207	I'm no angel.	1.2593	0.07563	54	43	8	3
1208	Sometimes, for kicks, I use it as a hula hoop.	1.2593	0.07563	54	43	8	3
1209	Haaaalooo there.	1.2593	0.07086	54	42	10	2
1210	I can't help it, I'm just really good.	1.2593	0.07563	54	43	8	3
1211	Yes, what you're thinking is true and that's one of the reason this place is called heaven.	1.2593	0.08437	54	45	4	5
1212	Sorry, but I'm holier than thou.	1.2593	0.06574	54	41	12	1
1213	I can assure you, I am not compensating for anything.	1.2593	0.07563	54	43	8	3
1214	I promise you it's not compensation for anything	1.2593	0.07563	54	43	8	3
1215	By the way, it's true what they say about the size of a guy's halo.	1.2593	0.07563	54	43	8	3
1216	AND big feet	1.2593	0.06574	54	41	12	1
1217	Actually, size does matter.	1.2593	0.06574	54	41	12	1
1218	I had to go through many hoops before I got this one.	1.2593	0.07086	54	42	10	2
1219	I swear I'm not a virgin	1.2593	0.07563	54	43	8	3
1220	I've lost quite a bit of weight since coming here...	1.2593	0.08012	54	44	6	4
1221	'The devil's in the details."	1.2593	0.06020	54	40	14	0
1222	When I came in, gold was cheaper.	1.2593	0.06574	54	41	12	1
1223	I'm saving myself for my next life.	1.2593	0.08012	54	44	6	4
1224	Instead of selling my soul to the Devil, I shorted it.	1.2593	0.06574	54	41	12	1
1225	I died doing what I love: hula hooping	1.2593	0.07563	54	43	8	3
1226	I'm afraid it's true even in heaven.	1.2593	0.06574	54	41	12	1
1227	Obviously I am holier than thou!	1.2586	0.07605	58	47	7	4
1228	You say Hoover DAM, I say Hoover DARN.	1.2553	0.07112	47	36	10	1
1229	Who said I am overcompensating for a small harp?	1.2549	0.08328	51	42	5	4
1230	I used to Be a lasso champion	1.2549	0.07843	51	41	7	3
1231	If you wanna get the boss's attention, you gotta think big.	1.2549	0.07326	51	40	9	2
1232	In my defense, no one said NOT to wash it.	1.2549	0.07326	51	40	9	2
1233	I know I am not supposed to flirt here, but my halo reacts involuntarily.	1.2549	0.06163	51	38	13	0
1234	It's true what they say about big halos.	1.2549	0.07843	51	41	7	3
1235	As you can see, I have a lot on my mind right now.	1.2549	0.06770	51	39	11	1
1236	What 'holier than thou' attitude are you talking about?	1.2549	0.07326	51	40	9	2
1237	Hula Hoop Champion.	1.2549	0.06770	51	39	11	1
1238	...and what makes you think I have a big ego?	1.2549	0.08328	51	42	5	4
1239	I've got a big one	1.2549	0.07843	51	41	7	3
1240	You made it through the glass ceiling but, sorry, we have not reached halo equality yet.	1.2549	0.08328	51	42	5	4
1241	The boss says I'm easier to keep an eye on this way.	1.2549	0.08328	51	42	5	4
1242	I can't tell you how many times I've been mistaken for Him!	1.2549	0.07326	51	40	9	2
1243	Thank you, ma'am. I'm from Texas.	1.2549	0.07326	51	40	9	2
1244	I don’t mean to brag, but it’s true that my large halo is indicative of…. And, if your small halo means what I believe it does, this could be a match made in heaven.	1.2549	0.07843	51	41	7	3
1245	I don't know about you... but i'm holy-as-hell right now.	1.2549	0.07326	51	40	9	2
1246	I got in late and all they had left on the shelf were hula hoops.	1.2549	0.07326	51	40	9	2
1247	I think you got your halo and hula hoop mixed up.	1.2549	0.07326	51	40	9	2
1248	Yes, I died a virgin	1.2549	0.07843	51	41	7	3
1249	Equality doesn't happen over night.	1.2549	0.06770	51	39	11	1
1250	Yeah that's right. I invented the cloud.	1.2549	0.08328	51	42	5	4
1251	Have you seen my hula hoop, I cant seem to find it anywhere.	1.2549	0.07326	51	40	9	2
1252	I know, you want to see my hands.	1.2549	0.07843	51	41	7	3
1253	I atoned, but steroids have after effects.	1.2549	0.07326	51	40	9	2
1254	You're really going to blame me for the halo? I died--that's all I did. I did not ask for one THIS big. Oh, come on, don't give me that look.	1.2549	0.07326	51	40	9	2
1255	Tossed pizza crusts. What did you do?	1.2545	0.07879	55	45	6	4
1256	Did it hurt? When you fell from heav...darn, that won't work anymore.	1.2545	0.06972	55	43	10	2
1257	It's not easy being holier-than-thou.	1.2545	0.06972	55	43	10	2
1258	I don't like to brag, but you know what they say about the size of a man's halo.	1.2545	0.07439	55	44	8	3
1259	Can I help it if I invested wisely in my Afterlife portfolio?	1.2545	0.07439	55	44	8	3
1260	My friends called me goody two shoes	1.2545	0.05928	55	41	14	0
1261	You know, this halo is anatomically correct.	1.2545	0.06471	55	42	12	1
1262	OK, so you left the iron on. Does it really matter now?	1.2545	0.07879	55	45	6	4
1263	Fancy meeting YOU here.	1.2545	0.07439	55	44	8	3
1264	You have no idea how I feel about you.	1.2545	0.07879	55	45	6	4
1265	I had to redeem all my miles for it, but where else was I going to go?	1.2545	0.07439	55	44	8	3
1266	It's in recognition of my having invented the hula hoop.	1.2545	0.06471	55	42	12	1
1267	I died summa cum laude.	1.2545	0.06972	55	43	10	2
1268	This was part of my early retirement package.	1.2545	0.05928	55	41	14	0
1269	...I had tickets to Hamilton	1.2545	0.07439	55	44	8	3
1270	I guess it's my reward for a super-boring life.	1.2545	0.06972	55	43	10	2
1271	It was the only size they had left.	1.2545	0.07439	55	44	8	3
1272	They only had XL's in stock.	1.2545	0.06471	55	42	12	1
1273	I'm celibate, damn it, and you?	1.2545	0.07879	55	45	6	4
1274	We always like to welcome new comers with a big halo.	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1275	Down there, I drove a VERY small car	1.2500	0.08181	52	43	5	4
1276	I see you're admiring my girth.	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
1277	Well, up here size does matter!	1.2500	0.07750	56	46	6	4
1278	. . . then I said, 'who is Kim Kardashian?'.	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1279	Howdy,Miss......They call me Tex.	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1280	All angels are holy, but some angels are holier than others.	1.2500	0.07706	52	42	7	3
1281	It's in honor of my Hula Hoop championship when I was twelve.	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1282	It may be Heaven but size still matters	1.2500	0.07706	52	42	7	3
1283	I'm flattered, but frankly the trick has been getting through doorways	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1284	And to think I argued with you when you called me ‘holier than thou.'	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1285	Now do you believe I'm holier than thou?	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
1286	Why yes, I did drive a Porsche. Why do you ask?	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
1287	It was an option in my life insurance policy.	1.2500	0.07706	52	42	7	3
1288	Yeah, I'm kind of a big deal.	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1289	Why yes I DID invent the Hula Hoop. Why do you ask?	1.2500	0.07319	56	45	8	3
1290	It's embarrassing, but when I see the Angel of my Dreams....	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1291	Hon, it's a little late to exchange rings now.	1.2500	0.08681	48	40	4	4
1292	Guess what? Size really does matter.	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1293	It's been four hours or more	1.2500	0.07706	52	42	7	3
1294	It's great that I lost the weight, but now none of my stuff fits.	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
1295	Actually I'm no saint. That's a manhole.	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
1296	I'm not as innocent as I look.	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1297	I guess God just cares more about the spotted owl than the whales.	1.2500	0.08181	52	43	5	4
1298	Trust me, being too good to be true, is not all it's cracked up to be.	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
1299	I can tell already we are a match made in heaven	1.2500	0.08154	48	39	6	3
1300	Told you I was His favorite!	1.2500	0.08181	52	43	5	4
1301	Wow! It's really as big as you claimed in your Tinder profile!	1.2500	0.07706	52	42	7	3
1302	It came with the Costco lifetime membership.	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
1303	Yes it's very big. Notice I keep my hands in my pockets.	1.2500	0.07706	52	42	7	3
1304	But so much for me; now tell me about you.	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1305	It's a macHalo.	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
1306	It's a rental, mine is in the shop.	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1307	Well I drove a Prius.	1.2500	0.07706	52	42	7	3
1308	It's called 'radial enhancement'.	1.2500	0.07706	52	42	7	3
1309	Well, because it's harder for men.	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1310	I was always overcompensating.	1.2500	0.07706	52	42	7	3
1311	Halo? Hell no, I just fell through a hole.	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1312	It's been over five hours, I'm calling God.	1.2500	0.08630	52	44	3	5
1313	Whoever said "Size doesn't matter" was lying.	1.2500	0.08181	52	43	5	4
1314	The pearly gates weren't wide enough. I had to come in through the loading dock.	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1315	Mine's a hula hoop.	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1316	It lasted more than four hours!	1.2500	0.08181	52	43	5	4
1317	My halo is happy to see you!	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
1318	I call it my 'huge heavenly holy halo hula hoop'. Bet you can't say That three times fast.	1.2500	0.07706	52	42	7	3
1319	What say you help me sin a little and bring it down in size?	1.2500	0.06063	52	39	13	0
1320	You should see my boyfriend's!	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1321	The halos were on back order, so I used my daughter's hula hoop.	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1322	I get claustrophobic.	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1323	It's heavier than it looks.	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
1324	No sweat! Getting here is the important thing.	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
1325	Sounds like a case of halo envy to me.	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
1326	Yeah, I know, weird...good lookin' guy like me dies a virgin. But it's true!	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1327	Jesus is coming, look busy!	1.2500	0.07706	52	42	7	3
1328	The gates were closed when I arrived, hence the upgrade.	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1329	But of course--up here!--size doesn't matter	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1330	Alas...not my halo...just a hole in the ceiling...	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1331	It's hell fitting through doorways.	1.2500	0.06063	52	39	13	0
1332	It used to belong to a guy from Texas	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1333	Yes, I'm the guy that fixed the Ozone layer, thank you very much.	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
1334	Careful! Halo-envy is still ENVY.	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1335	If I told you, I'd go to Hell.	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
1336	It grows when you're around.	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1337	They're trying to get rid of their XXXLs.	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1338	I always hung the toilet paper flap-front.	1.2500	0.07706	52	42	7	3
1339	I cannot tell a lie.	1.2500	0.08181	52	43	5	4
1340	As you can see, size does matter.	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
1341	I told you the Prius was the way to go.	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
1342	Oh, sure. But it doesn't count for much up here.	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1343	Well yes, smaller looks good on you.	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1344	I'm more than just the size of my halo, you know?	1.2453	0.05967	53	40	13	0
1345	If I said how I got this, I would be sent waaaaay South in a flash.	1.2453	0.06547	53	41	11	1
1346	It's a little thing I'm working on called a Hula Halo.	1.2453	0.06547	53	41	11	1
1347	It's a punishment for boasting.	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1348	I behaved badly, but I made up for it with a lot of guilt.	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1349	Actually, I bought it on e-Bay...	1.2453	0.08039	53	44	5	4
1350	I do good great.	1.2453	0.06547	53	41	11	1
1351	Overcompensating is no sin.	1.2453	0.06547	53	41	11	1
1352	They pulled up my record and saw I failed the BAR exam 11 times before I quit and 'poof' there it was	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1353	I'm sorry you feel that way. You'll have to take that up with Angel Resources.	1.2453	0.06547	53	41	11	1
1354	Well, you know what they say about a big halo.	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1355	A mid-life crises? You realize we are in this for eternity, right?	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1356	I used to do rodeo rope tricks. It takes pracice.	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
1357	It's always gets big when I meet a pretty angel	1.2453	0.08478	53	45	3	5
1358	'Size doesn't matter,' I believe were your words.	1.2453	0.08039	53	44	5	4
1359	That's not what your halo looks like on your profile pictiure	1.2453	0.08478	53	45	3	5
1360	I went with the platinum package.	1.2453	0.05967	53	40	13	0
1361	Would you believe me if I told you I'm just a better negotiator?	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1362	My name's Earl, but my friends call me Goody Goody Two-Shoes.	1.2453	0.08039	53	44	5	4
1363	No. What do they say about big halos?	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1364	I've always felt a little holier than thou.	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
1365	I watched every presidential debate.	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
1366	I'm the first to die in a Tesla	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
1367	Yes, I am that guy who took down Donald Trump.	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1368	Why do you think they call it 'heaven'? But if this thing lasts longer than four hours, it can be hell.	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1369	I got the assault weapons ban reinstated.	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
1370	At parties it comes in handy as a hula hoop.	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
1371	No, I'm not especially good, but I did have a successful career as a pizza maker.	1.2453	0.06547	53	41	11	1
1372	Yes, I did pay a bit more for this one.	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
1373	Single. No girl ever seemed good enough.	1.2453	0.05967	53	40	13	0
1374	I prefer to say, 'More well-rounded than thou.'	1.2453	0.06547	53	41	11	1
1375	What makes you think I am lying?	1.2453	0.08039	53	44	5	4
1376	By the time they got to me, all they had left were Hula Hoops.	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1377	I'm not looking for a perfect angel. My halo is big enough for two.	1.2453	0.06547	53	41	11	1
1378	"Bespoke" in the description should have tipped me off to European sizing.	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1379	I'm a Platinum member, so the upgrade was free.	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1380	Just like on Earth. Size matters.	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1381	Trust me. It's not compensating for ANYthing.	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1382	Enough of the holier-than-though crap, please.	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
1383	It's a cowboy thing	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
1384	It's for my ego	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1385	...and then I joined Weight Watchers	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1386	Its my angel of the month award--I also get to go out to lunch with the Boss!	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1387	Now who thinks size doesn't matter?	1.2453	0.08039	53	44	5	4
1388	No thanks,one woman already had me jumping through hoops	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1389	It gets in my way at the drinking fountain	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
1390	Well...for some of us abstinence was more challenging.	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
1391	I wasn't expecting to find you here.	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
1392	Depends what you mean by "gifted"	1.2453	0.06547	53	41	11	1
1393	What can I say, babe? I really am holier than thou.	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1394	Well, I did make a lot of money for God	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1395	It turns out I was actually holier than thou...	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
1396	Why? Heaven only knows.	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
1397	Accidental death by hula hoop.	1.2453	0.08039	53	44	5	4
1398	Perhaps if you had received equal pay . . .?	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1399	You made it. That's what really counts.	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1400	What's a naughty girl like you doing in a place like this?	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
1401	I just am holier than thou.	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
1402	I opted for the "holier than thou" feature.	1.2449	0.08002	49	40	6	3
1403	I didn't realize I was hula hooping so close to the edge of the cliff.	1.2449	0.07452	49	39	8	2
1404	I jump through so many hoops up here that I had mine enlarged.	1.2449	0.08002	49	40	6	3
1405	Yes, it means exactly what you think it means.	1.2449	0.06858	49	38	10	1
1406	Yes, that's what it means, except here we can't use it.	1.2449	0.06858	49	38	10	1
1407	I'm from New York.	1.2449	0.06858	49	38	10	1
1408	Don't blame me for the gender gap	1.2449	0.08002	49	40	6	3
1409	After 25 millennia together - NOW you tell me you prefer the bad boy type?	1.2449	0.08002	49	40	6	3
1410	You like it? It doubles as a hula hoop.	1.2407	0.07902	54	45	5	4
1411	This I can tell you - my halo is huge. There are no problems with my halo. And by the way, my halo and I are going to make Heaven great again!	1.2407	0.06962	54	43	9	2
1412	Donald said I could have it, he's getting a bigger one !	1.2407	0.06962	54	43	9	2
1413	St. Peter's hearing is going. I told him I wanted bigger wings, not rings.	1.2407	0.07447	54	44	7	3
1414	How'd you guess I drove a Hummer while alive?	1.2407	0.06962	54	43	9	2
1415	I was meek, poor in spirit, along with a few others.	1.2407	0.07447	54	44	7	3
1416	Yeah, I lost mine, so Kanye let me borrow his.	1.2407	0.07902	54	45	5	4
1417	I got in Early Decision	1.2407	0.06962	54	43	9	2
1418	I realize size shouldn't matter but.....	1.2407	0.06962	54	43	9	2
1419	You know what they say about men's halos ?	1.2407	0.07447	54	44	7	3
1420	Yes, I'm really THAT good!	1.2407	0.07902	54	45	5	4
1421	For what it's worth, size still matters.	1.2407	0.07447	54	44	7	3
1422	No, I'm not 'compensating for something'.	1.2407	0.06440	54	42	11	1
1423	And whats ironic is the halo is the exact size as the open manhole!	1.2407	0.06962	54	43	9	2
1424	Whaddya mean I don't have a prayer	1.2407	0.07447	54	44	7	3
1425	Oh this only happens when I meet a really pretty angel.	1.2400	0.06737	50	39	10	1
1426	I've lost a little weight.	1.2400	0.06737	50	39	10	1
1427	You obviously led a more exciting life than I did!	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
1428	I have no problem in the halo department. No complaints.	1.2400	0.06737	50	39	10	1
1429	Only an angel would say that size makes no difference.	1.2400	0.06737	50	39	10	1
1430	I had a coupon to supersize my halo.	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
1431	, ..., and it has an SPF rating of 100!	1.2400	0.06737	50	39	10	1
1432	Yeah, it's this app I've developed, Uber-Hailo	1.2400	0.07856	50	41	6	3
1433	I got it for always voting Democrat.	1.2400	0.07856	50	41	6	3
1434	Face it honey, your family has been insufferable!	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
1435	I was an over-achiever.	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
1436	Super-sized it with my Golden Gate Rewards card.	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
1437	Call me. I'm around.	1.2400	0.06101	50	38	12	0
1438	I just wish you told me you preferred the bad boy type before I wasted 25 millennia.	1.2400	0.07856	50	41	6	3
1439	Wait'll you see my hands.	1.2400	0.08834	50	43	2	5
1440	I didn't ask for it. It comes with an elite membership.	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
1441	Well......A big halloo to you	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
1442	Even in heaven, size matters.	1.2400	0.08359	50	42	4	4
1443	Because I invented the Hula Hoop.	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
1444	. . . and I was a blood donor.	1.2400	0.06101	50	38	12	0
1445	I've been told I'm very good.	1.2400	0.06737	50	39	10	1
1446	I bought an XXL, thinking it would shrink.	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
1447	I was flattened by a steamroller.	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
1448	Actually, this is cloud 10.	1.2400	0.06737	50	39	10	1
1449	It turns out that steroids affect your afterlife also.	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
1450	If you must know,I scored St.Peter tickets to the Janis,Jimi,Elvis,John and George concert.	1.2400	0.07856	50	41	6	3
1451	Why yes – I was THAT good.	1.2400	0.06737	50	39	10	1
1452	Let's face it.....you' re no angel.	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
1453	When I entered the Pearly Gates, they told me all the married guys got this size.	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
1454	That's right, I invented the Hula Hoop.	1.2400	0.07856	50	41	6	3
1455	Its a lot of pressure.	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
1456	Sorry Eve, not to night.	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
1457	Yeah, you're right -- I AM holier than thou.	1.2400	0.06737	50	39	10	1
1458	Why is it always about size with you guys?	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
1459	That's not what I meant by "size matters."	1.2391	0.07078	46	36	9	1
1460	White male privilege has nothing to do with it. I am just holier than you, God says so.	1.2391	0.07730	46	37	7	2
1461	It doesn't work that way, I'm afraid	1.2364	0.07769	55	46	5	4
1462	I was a Democrat.	1.2364	0.06848	55	44	9	2
1463	Okay, okay. I lied.	1.2364	0.06848	55	44	9	2
1464	Let's just say I didn't get it for good deeds.	1.2364	0.06848	55	44	9	2
1465	I totally dis-endorsed Trump.	1.2364	0.07769	55	46	5	4
1466	It's really an ejection hatch if my wife is here.	1.2364	0.06337	55	43	11	1
1467	People who say size doesn't matter haven't been to heaven.	1.2364	0.07323	55	45	7	3
1468	What do you mean "less is more"? Where the hell am I?	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1469	Well, it would hardly be heavenly if I couldn't feel superior.	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1470	I'm the I.T. guy.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1471	I'm from Original Ray's Pizza. Did you order a plain, extra large ?	1.2353	0.06620	51	40	10	1
1472	Most people just don’t get my holier-than-thou attitude.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1473	It's from sucking up to the boss. You thought you were done with that, huh?	1.2353	0.08207	51	43	4	4
1474	Does halo size even matter here in Heaven? Only one way to find out...	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1475	They were out of seven and a quarter.	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1476	So, uh, do you come to this cloud often?	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1477	I hope it's really me you're unterested in and not just the bling...	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1478	I took out the entire NRA leadership. At a gun show. With an assault rifle I bought there.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1479	What can I say. On Angelbook, I've got more friends.	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1480	Let me saintsplain something to you.	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1481	I exercise!	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1482	What makes you say I'm lying?	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1483	It's true; size really does matter, even here in Heaven.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1484	Yes, I was texting while driving but it was a bible verse...	1.2353	0.06620	51	40	10	1
1485	We have so much in common! Both headed our local Dump the Trump groups, both were murdered by Sig Sauer MCX owners, and NOW we're in the same New Yorker cartoon!	1.2353	0.08207	51	43	4	4
1486	After graduation from the elite preschool, the rest was easy.	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1487	If you think my halo is big...	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1488	It's called a hula halo.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1489	Of course, it is a ring of confidence.	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1490	It's the halo effect of having doubled my PBS contribution	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1491	Let's both agree that size doesn't matter here.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1492	Apparently pride is not one of the seven deadly sins.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1493	Yes, but I have a small ego.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1494	...and a big hallo to you!	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1495	So ... do you finally accept that I'm holier than thou?	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1496	'It's not a Commandment, exactly, but it's been policy for quite a while."	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1497	My attitude comes the fact that I actually am holier than thou.	1.2353	0.08207	51	43	4	4
1498	You know what they say about big halos up here !	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1499	I've got the biggest one in paradise.	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1500	All true what you've heard about big halos.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1501	No, for halo it's true. Hands and feet are a myth.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1502	I was told there would be 70 of you	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1503	That's what He said.	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1504	I started contributing to the church very early plus compounding, voila!	1.2353	0.05999	51	39	12	0
1505	What makes you think I was staring at your wings?	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1506	I thought I ordered a medium.	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1507	Does size really matter?	1.2353	0.08207	51	43	4	4
1508	The gang up here just call me "Hula Hoop"	1.2353	0.08207	51	43	4	4
1509	They're calling it the Halo Hoop.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1510	I've upgraded for increased bandwidth!	1.2353	0.06620	51	40	10	1
1511	I don't mean to brag, but...	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1512	Be honest... did you swipe right after seeing the size of my halo?	1.2353	0.06620	51	40	10	1
1513	Some stretching is normal during rebirth.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1514	I've died and gone to Heaven!	1.2353	0.06620	51	40	10	1
1515	Clearly, small hands have no correlation.	1.2353	0.08207	51	43	4	4
1516	Want to have sex? I'm very, very, very, very good.	1.2353	0.06620	51	40	10	1
1517	I actually did save my customers 15% by switching them to Geico.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1518	People always said I was holier than thou.	1.2353	0.06620	51	40	10	1
1519	There's a wage gap up here too.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1520	I have an enlarged halo	1.2353	0.05999	51	39	12	0
1521	Sorry, but my halo has a mind of its own.	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1522	...I always lifted the lid.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1523	It's not a sin to overcompensate.	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1524	And how much did you donate to the St. Peter 2016 PAC?	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1525	It's a hula hoop AND I'm happy to see you.	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1526	How do you feel about tithing on the first date?	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1527	No Internet.	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1528	It's LED, it uses less energy.	1.2353	0.05999	51	39	12	0
1529	Actually it's the manhole I fell through.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1530	I did a lot of good for a lot of bad people.	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1531	Will you help make my halo smaller?	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1532	Apparently heaven ran out of halos, so they have me this sweet hula-hoop!	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1533	C'mon, we'll have fun. It doubles as a hula hoop.	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1534	I ordered it from the Trump catalog.	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1535	Unequal pay, unequal halos, but you get that nice sash.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1536	They said there was a typo, and I ended up with a hula.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1537	I pledged a lot to the Kickstarter campaign.	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1538	Come over to my cloud and bask in the halo effect.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1539	I guess I'm a little holier than I thought.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1540	Your halo would bigger if you didn't offer me that apple.	1.2353	0.06620	51	40	10	1
1541	I'm a good bluffer.	1.2353	0.06620	51	40	10	1
1542	You did notice I have very LARGE HANDS.	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1543	I am NOT overcompensating!	1.2353	0.06620	51	40	10	1
1544	Want to see my hands?	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1545	The request was for a halo. Damn autocorrect.	1.2353	0.08207	51	43	4	4
1546	Up here, Melissa, you can have 'holier than thou,' or you can have ironic distance. You can't have both.	1.2340	0.08168	47	39	5	3
1547	Sun protection is so important, especially up here.	1.2340	0.08168	47	39	5	3
1548	And it's not even a problem if it lasts for eternity.	1.2340	0.07581	47	38	7	2
1549	I was always the favorite child.	1.2340	0.06944	47	37	9	1
1550	My personal trainer is a miracle worker.	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1551	I starred in movies for the Hallmark Channel. And you?	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1552	It appear you were right about one thing. I am really am holier than thou.	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1553	Where have you been all my life?	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1554	I got all my values from 'The New Yorker'.	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1555	Money talks.	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1556	Well, actually, I’m a vegan.	1.2308	0.07578	52	43	6	3
1557	God gave me this for a really good joke I told him.	1.2308	0.08061	52	44	4	4
1558	As a matter of fact, I do think I'm holier than thou.	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1559	I don't show this to just anybody.	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1560	Can you guess what I'm thinking?	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1561	All you have to do is say "Supersize me".	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1562	They're naming some new saints, and I may toss my halo in the ring.	1.2308	0.07578	52	43	6	3
1563	they give the big halo to the greeter	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1564	If you think that's big, check this out.	1.2308	0.07578	52	43	6	3
1565	This was an unintended side effect of my weight loss.	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1566	I just keep things in perspective.	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1567	Actually, this is regulation width.	1.2308	0.05900	52	40	12	0
1568	I was President Trump's Press Secretary for all eight years.	1.2308	0.08061	52	44	4	4
1569	They wouldn't let me bring my Ferrari.	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1570	How did I do It? Simple. Stay out of politics, away from the stock market, and eat all my vegetables.	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1571	I've been told that size does matter.	1.2308	0.07578	52	43	6	3
1572	I wish size mattered up here, but it doesn't.	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1573	If you've got it. Flaunt it	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1574	It almost feels like those little blue pills are still with me.	1.2308	0.07578	52	43	6	3
1575	No, nothing special. Just an ozone hole.	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1576	My iHalo has more data space, and connects directly to my cloud.	1.2308	0.07578	52	43	6	3
1577	Patron Saint of Hula Hoop, pleased to meet you!	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1578	You should see me trying to get through doorways.	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1579	It means I'm very big up here and down there.	1.2308	0.07578	52	43	6	3
1580	I got mine from Costco!	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1581	I can see it in your eyes...halo envy.	1.2308	0.07578	52	43	6	3
1582	God's having a hard time getting that Equal Halo Act through Congress. Hopefully next year.	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1583	It's not how big it is, it's what you do with it.	1.2308	0.07578	52	43	6	3
1584	No, wings don't make your butt look big.	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1585	I call it the Hula Halo	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1586	I got in through a loophole.	1.2308	0.05900	52	40	12	0
1587	I don't mean to sing my praises, but ...	1.2308	0.04280	169	141	17	11
1588	Mine vibrates.	1.2308	0.08061	52	44	4	4
1589	Actually, I'm just standing in a manhole.	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1590	It's on loan from Mother Theresa for the week.	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1591	It's not you, it's your halo.	1.2308	0.08061	52	44	4	4
1592	Apparently it has something to do with my intellect.	1.2308	0.07578	52	43	6	3
1593	Size matters.	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1594	It's my reward for having been monogamous. So I guess I'll have to pass up your offer.	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1595	Relax...Halo Envy is NOT a sin	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1596	He ran out, so I got the hoola hoop.	1.2308	0.08516	52	45	2	5
1597	Well, actually, I was really quite modest.	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1598	Never mind what He says. Size DOES matter!	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1599	Well now we know. Size does matter.	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1600	Oh, yeah, baby: I'm THAT good!	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1601	As a matter of fact, size does matter.	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1602	Seriously, having a big one is truly overrated.	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1603	Celibacy is a vastly overrated virtue.	1.2308	0.07578	52	43	6	3
1604	It turns out that tithing fifteen per cent from gross is better than fifteen net.	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1605	Geez, it looked bigger on your profile.	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1606	At least up here I am well endowed.	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1607	Yes ma'am, I am from Texas. How can you tell?	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1608	I worked for this halo. White male privilege had nothing to do with it.	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1609	Maybe it's only the halo effect, but what's your stand on sex in heaven?	1.2308	0.08061	52	44	4	4
1610	Let's just say I was endowed by the creator more than most......	1.2308	0.07578	52	43	6	3
1611	Where's my wingman when I need him	1.2308	0.05900	52	40	12	0
1612	Have faith, my dear: As above, so below.	1.2308	0.07578	52	43	6	3
1613	We've waited long enough, baby. Let's lose these things.	1.2308	0.07578	52	43	6	3
1614	If you think that's big, wait until you see what else I've got.	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1615	I used to have a huge afro.	1.2308	0.07578	52	43	6	3
1616	... and then I said 'Why don't you write a play about Alexander Hamilton?'	1.2308	0.07578	52	43	6	3
1617	I realized a second too late that I should have been more clear when I asked for a "big one"	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1618	You must be new here	1.2292	0.07437	48	39	7	2
1619	Oh my god! What the halo happened?	1.2292	0.07437	48	39	7	2
1620	I'm not mansplaining - I actually am holier than thou.	1.2292	0.07437	48	39	7	2
1621	It just grows when I get excited.	1.2292	0.07437	48	39	7	2
1622	It's actually a GPS device; I'm on a one day pass from Purgatory.	1.2292	0.06815	48	38	9	1
1623	So, are you saying that will last for eternity?	1.2292	0.08011	48	40	5	3
1624	It only gets this big when I see you!	1.2292	0.07437	48	39	7	2
1625	I never told a lie.	1.2273	0.07873	44	36	6	2
1626	I said hula, not halo	1.2273	0.07170	44	35	8	1
1627	They were low on halos; it's a hula hoop.	1.2273	0.07170	44	35	8	1
1628	What I asked for once I got here was a big 'Hello!'	1.2264	0.06942	53	43	8	2
1629	Oh, I'd always heard that size didn't matter."	1.2264	0.06398	53	42	10	1
1630	Actually, I'd say it's hu-uuu-ge.	1.2264	0.06398	53	42	10	1
1631	You think I'm exaggerating?	1.2264	0.06942	53	43	8	2
1632	My team really deserves the credit; it's too bad they're in hell.	1.2264	0.06398	53	42	10	1
1633	Rub yours, it will get bigger, too.	1.2264	0.07447	53	44	6	3
1634	Yep ... it means exactly that!	1.2264	0.06398	53	42	10	1
1635	I am not compensating.	1.2264	0.06942	53	43	8	2
1636	I am NOT overcompensating for a s short wing span.	1.2264	0.06942	53	43	8	2
1637	I could be really good to you too.	1.2264	0.07447	53	44	6	3
1638	You have no idea how boring my life was.	1.2264	0.06942	53	43	8	2
1639	I died in an untimely hula hoop accident.	1.2264	0.06398	53	42	10	1
1640	Got them fooled up here too I see.	1.2264	0.07447	53	44	6	3
1641	You were right. I really am a "Holier than thou guy."	1.2264	0.06398	53	42	10	1
1642	It's a little embarrassing.	1.2264	0.07447	53	44	6	3
1643	Since I've lost all of the weight, I haven't had the chance to get it re sized.	1.2245	0.07860	49	41	5	3
1644	I don't wish to seem holier than thou, but...	1.2245	0.07860	49	41	5	3
1645	I had to cash in all my "selfless deeds", but I think it's a good look.	1.2245	0.06022	49	38	11	0
1646	See, I am holier than thou.	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
1647	Sure, now you say size doesn't matter!	1.2245	0.08384	49	42	3	4
1648	Of course I was referring to my halo when I said it was bigger than most.	1.2245	0.07299	49	40	7	2
1649	Unfortunately, it's an inverse relationship.	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
1650	Up here, it's not size that matters, but circumference.	1.2245	0.08384	49	42	3	4
1651	Yes, I invented the Hula Hoop.	1.2245	0.07299	49	40	7	2
1652	There are no problems in that department, either.	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
1653	Yeah, I used to have a swelled head. Somehow, everybody knows.	1.2245	0.07299	49	40	7	2
1654	Yes, I am giving you a holier-than-thou attitude.	1.2245	0.07299	49	40	7	2
1655	5th grade. Hula Hoop champ.	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
1656	I lived to a ripe old age, but it felt even longer.	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
1657	When I behold your beauty , I can't control myself.	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
1658	You're affecting my halo, you know.	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
1659	I know...I know... it looks ridiculous, but the only size left was Republican Front Runner.	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
1660	I usually take M but XXL was the only size He had left.	1.2245	0.07299	49	40	7	2
1661	I remember saying that I wouldn't be caught dead with a hula hoop.	1.2245	0.07860	49	41	5	3
1662	It's a Pinocchio halo. And no, the wings don't make your butt look fat.	1.2245	0.07860	49	41	5	3
1663	"Is it true what they say about men with big halos"?	1.2245	0.08384	49	42	3	4
1664	It's complicated.	1.2245	0.07860	49	41	5	3
1665	I play a lot of Halo.	1.2245	0.08384	49	42	3	4
1666	That’s just a recognition of my impressive humility.	1.2245	0.08384	49	42	3	4
1667	It's in proportion to my ego.	1.2245	0.07299	49	40	7	2
1668	It'll shrink, you'll see.	1.2245	0.07299	49	40	7	2
1669	I hope it looks as big as it does on Tinder.	1.2245	0.07860	49	41	5	3
1670	Well, I'm a Bernie supporter	1.2245	0.07860	49	41	5	3
1671	Once again, size DOES matter.	1.2245	0.07299	49	40	7	2
1672	I got the deluxe package.	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
1673	They ran short of halos, so I had to settle for a hula hoop.	1.2222	0.07320	54	45	6	3
1674	Why do you say I have a holier-than-thou complex?	1.2222	0.06293	54	43	10	1
1675	Don't give me that 'holier than thou' look again.	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1676	Why? Because chastity is harder for a man.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1677	Well, yes. It does make me "holier than thou"!	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1678	All I said was, "Super-size me!"	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
1679	Does this halo make me look fat? Be honest!	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1680	'....so that's how I earned my 113th set of wings, but enough about me'	1.2200	0.05918	50	39	11	0
1681	Frankly I think they gave it to me as a punishment.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1682	Do you think it steals His thunder?	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1683	Two characters in search of a punch line, in a heaven-like environment.	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1684	I never got any complaints.	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1685	I was a hula hoop champion.	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1686	When we were on Earth, you said size didn't matter.	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1687	am I seeing heaven or is just me?	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1688	They gave me the frequent flyer upgrade.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1689	I've got accident forgiveness.	1.2200	0.08226	50	43	3	4
1690	Yep. It's all thanks to Miracle-Gro.	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1691	You know I REALLY do like you.	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
1692	They say halos lasting more than 4 hours may require emergency treatment.	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1693	Don't judge me by the size of my halo	1.2200	0.05918	50	39	11	0
1694	I'm sorry to disappoint--it simply means I'm holier than thou.	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1695	It turns out that size DOES matter.	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1696	You should see my SAT scores.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1697	Apparently, size does matter up here.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1698	Size matters here too.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1699	You'te gonna need a bigger halo.	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
1700	Not really .... I used to work in a pizzeria.	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1701	Yeah, it's true what they say about men with big halos. This is heaven, isn't it?	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1702	You can't tell by looking at me, but I used to be very fat.	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1703	My mother was Goody Two-Shoes and my father was Dudley Do-Right. Why do you ask?	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
1704	Yes. It's the same down there. Trust me.	1.2200	0.08226	50	43	3	4
1705	...so Peter said 'would you like to be holy or super-holy?' so I sa...	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1706	They ran out of mediums and smalls.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1707	You probably think I'm compensating, but this halo is purely functional.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1708	Oh, yeah...and I also love puppies.	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1709	Inversely proportional to number of sins, I swear.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1710	As it turns out, size does matter....	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1711	...ummm, I'm going to Hell, aren't I...!!	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1712	Up here, it's not the size of a man's hands that tells you anything ...	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1713	I got it soon after I realized we had no feet.	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1714	Some women say it's the biggest they've ever seen.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1715	You know it's true what they say about male angels with big halos.	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
1716	I was no angel, but I was exceptionally good.	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
1717	Did u fall from heaven? Because... wait never mind.	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1718	I get lounge access and 5,000 points a year for infinity.	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
1719	From having an exaggerated sense of self-importance. Where'd you get your small one?	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1720	I had a crush on you in high school.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1721	It is just the right size to double as a hula hoop.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1722	Lord knows, I am ready to downsize.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1723	I had to exploit some big loopholes to get here.	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1724	Your cloud or mine?	1.2200	0.05918	50	39	11	0
1725	No matter what happens between us, please don't accuse me of acting like I'm holier than thou.	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
1726	Well you know what they say, big halo . . . .	1.2200	0.08226	50	43	3	4
1727	Let me mansplain it to you.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1728	I'm not saying I'm holier than thou, but.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1729	Yours may be brighter, but mine doubles as a Hula hoop.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1730	Well, I think my holier than thou attitude is justified.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1731	Not to brag, but the LEDs also make it 90 percent more efficient.	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
1732	Let's just say the really exceptional thing about me isn't my personality.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1733	Halo. I love you. Won't you tell me your name?	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
1734	Careful, I'm not sure how big this thing is going to get!	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1735	I'm, you know, one of your "better" angels.	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1736	You know size does matter.	1.2200	0.05918	50	39	11	0
1737	It was you who always said "Size doesn't matter."	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1738	I used my bonus miles to get the halo upgrade.	1.2200	0.05918	50	39	11	0
1739	Congratulations! You've made it through one more glass ceiling.	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1740	Who knew God would be a woman?	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1741	No, I am not over compensating!	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1742	Yes, size matters.	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1743	Let’s just say my conceptions are not immaculate.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1744	Yes, I do believe there's a correlation	1.2174	0.07558	46	38	6	2
1745	Well I think it looks vainglorious.	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1746	I have large hands too.	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1747	I know, I know, it's not the size that counts...	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1748	I know it's not very subtle, but I AM holier than thou!	1.2157	0.07574	51	43	5	3
1749	Yes Tina, In Heaven size does matter.	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1750	You know what they say about angels with large halos...	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1751	It's part of my retirement package.	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1752	Yeah, doll, even up here there's a glass ceiling.	1.2157	0.07574	51	43	5	3
1753	It's like Pinocchio's nose...	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1754	You don't happen to have any polish I can borrow?	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1755	It's not the size of the halo that matters.	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1756	I have room for two.	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1757	It's not the size of your halo that matters it is how you use it	1.2157	0.05817	51	40	11	0
1758	Footwear? Size 14 medium, why do you ask?	1.2157	0.05817	51	40	11	0
1759	This sure beats a pitch fork, horns and a tail.	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1760	It's true. The cloud is forever.	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1761	Yes, its big. No, I am not overcompensating	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1762	Up here, it’s all concentric sex.	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1763	Don't be fooled. I'm a bad boy.	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1764	Actually, I find the halo hoop is a great way to stay fit.	1.2157	0.07574	51	43	5	3
1765	We'll have a marriage made in heaven.	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1766	Well, you may not believe this, but, in a former life, I was Pinocchio.	1.2157	0.07574	51	43	5	3
1767	I think it's because of my "holier than thou" attitude.	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1768	How about seven minutes of Heaven?	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1769	Wait a minute here. I was told it was until death do us part	1.2157	0.07574	51	43	5	3
1770	I think we should go for "Holier than Thou." It works for me.	1.2157	0.05817	51	40	11	0
1771	I have to go back and take remedial sin.	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1772	A woman who asked for a boob job her first day in heaven shouldn't talk!	1.2157	0.07574	51	43	5	3
1773	It's not the size of you halo that matters, it's what you do with it.	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1774	summa cum Lordie	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1775	Yes, there IS a correlation.	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1776	I know halos. I've got the best halo.	1.2157	0.07574	51	43	5	3
1777	I earned it. Do you remember the movie, It's a Wonderful Life?	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1778	'the box says to go to the hospital if it stays like this for 4,000 years'	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1779	I'm the patron saint of cornhole players.	1.2157	0.08075	51	44	3	4
1780	Not really. I just died at the height of the hula hoop craze.	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1781	I was a late bloomer.	1.2157	0.07574	51	43	5	3
1782	Halo envy, my dear?	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1783	Hoola hoop contest winner.	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1784	I'm holier than thou.	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1785	I havn't done a lot since you dumped me in high school	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1786	With all the years I played Halo, I'm really not surprised.	1.2157	0.07574	51	43	5	3
1787	Bigger is better here too.	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1788	Big feet, big halo, ...	1.2157	0.07574	51	43	5	3
1789	Ok, ok, yes, I still have the receipt.	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1790	Just because I'm holier than thou doesn't mean we can't remain friends and hang out like we used to.	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1791	Well, if size mattered down there it certainly should matter up here!	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1792	Yeah! That's what she said.	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1793	Nothing exceptional really. Just pi r-squared times four.	1.2157	0.07574	51	43	5	3
1794	I made pizza. You??	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1795	Sorry, but even here we circulate in different orbits.	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1796	An Oedipal victory and a lifetime of virtue...but that's enough about me. How'd you end up here?	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1797	I worked in fast food most of my life so they let me supersize it.	1.2157	0.07574	51	43	5	3
1798	It's true what they say about angels with large halos.	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1799	No, I'm not compensating for anything, and no, I won't show you my hands.	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1800	Is that your halo over your head or are you just happy to see me?	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1801	I can't sleep on my stomach. How do you manage?	1.2157	0.07574	51	43	5	3
1802	Hi, I'm Adam. You must be Eve. Long time - no see.	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1803	'Yes, I do know what they say about big halos.'	1.2157	0.08075	51	44	3	4
1804	Yeah, baby, and you know what THAT means...	1.2157	0.08075	51	44	3	4
1805	...So then I died in a fire at the Wham-O factory.	1.2157	0.07574	51	43	5	3
1806	That's not a halo. It's a hole in the ceiling.	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1807	Thanks, but wait until you see my hands.	1.2157	0.07574	51	43	5	3
1808	Sorry dear, it's just that we don't travel in the same circles.	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1809	Well, I may be a little narcissistic..	1.2143	0.07258	42	34	7	1
1810	.. yes.. and I'm Jewish..	1.2143	0.08713	42	36	3	3
1811	Well, if you got equal pay you could have afforded this one.	1.2128	0.06757	47	38	8	1
1812	I'd rather be lucky than good.	1.2128	0.07410	47	39	6	2
1813	It turns out that halo enhancement surgery is sort of frowned on around here.	1.2128	0.06757	47	38	8	1
1814	Actually, I've found size does matter.	1.2128	0.06757	47	38	8	1
1815	Seriously? Size doesn't matter up here either?	1.2128	0.06757	47	38	8	1
1816	I told you to wear your seatbelt.	1.2128	0.06757	47	38	8	1
1817	Wham-o just took over halo production.	1.2128	0.06757	47	38	8	1
1818	Just so we are clear: I am not compensating for anything with this.	1.2128	0.08010	47	40	4	3
1819	Wow, I didn't know that size would matter up here.	1.2128	0.07410	47	39	6	2
1820	No, please...I'm a Jehovah's Witness, one virgin is enough.	1.2115	0.07438	52	44	5	3
1821	All I can say is there are a lot of school teachers up here, but I was the first politician.	1.2115	0.06344	52	42	9	1
1822	I thought it would shrink in the wash...	1.2115	0.06913	52	43	7	2
1823	Oh no, forget it, remember it was 'til death do us part.	1.2115	0.06913	52	43	7	2
1824	I have PlatinumMiles status and got upgraded.	1.2115	0.06913	52	43	7	2
1825	I swear I'm not compensating for something else.	1.2115	0.06913	52	43	7	2
1826	Welcome to Cloud 9 and yes I have big feet too.	1.2115	0.06913	52	43	7	2
1827	Well, I was the National Hula Hoop Champion of 1963. What about you?	1.2115	0.06344	52	42	9	1
1828	Even here ... size matters.	1.2115	0.06344	52	42	9	1
1829	Yeah, I created the Halo Hoop brand. Business is booming.	1.2115	0.06913	52	43	7	2
1830	I super-sized it in the fly-thru.	1.2115	0.06344	52	42	9	1
1831	I was from Texas	1.2115	0.06344	52	42	9	1
1832	Big feet, big hands, big halo!	1.2115	0.06913	52	43	7	2
1833	Its herniated; and my personal care doctor has been cast out of network.	1.2115	0.06913	52	43	7	2
1834	I'm having trouble with my 'bad boy' image.	1.2115	0.06344	52	42	9	1
1835	Actually, that email about enhancements wasn't a scam.	1.2115	0.06913	52	43	7	2
1836	Why yes, I am a graduate of Trump University.	1.2115	0.07438	52	44	5	3
1837	A massive heart attack while hula hooping.	1.2115	0.07438	52	44	5	3
1838	God knows there are virgins and there are virgins.	1.2115	0.07438	52	44	5	3
1839	it's not ego - I was just a hula-hoop salesman.	1.2115	0.07438	52	44	5	3
1840	Trump loaned it to me.	1.2083	0.07268	48	40	6	2
1841	I've got a big you know what.	1.2083	0.08400	48	42	2	4
1842	"What ever happened to equal halos for equal work?	1.2083	0.07268	48	40	6	2
1843	I can explain!	1.2083	0.06630	48	39	8	1
1844	After the date we can hula-hoop.	1.2083	0.07854	48	41	4	3
1845	There's no envy up here.	1.2083	0.06630	48	39	8	1
1846	I worked in a pizza place. You?	1.2083	0.06630	48	39	8	1
1847	No, sorry - just the halo.	1.2083	0.06630	48	39	8	1
1848	Yeah me and God. We're really tight.	1.2083	0.07268	48	40	6	2
1849	It's the Beam Me Up, Scotty app.	1.2083	0.05924	48	38	10	0
1850	I'm having it resized. I've lossed so much weight.	1.2083	0.06630	48	39	8	1
1851	I recently dropped gluten.	1.2083	0.06630	48	39	8	1
1852	If you smoked cigarettes you'd be able to do this too.	1.2083	0.07268	48	40	6	2
1853	Me? Oh, I owned a Pizza Restaurant!	1.2083	0.07268	48	40	6	2
1854	Trust me - in this case, heaven can definitely wait.	1.2083	0.06630	48	39	8	1
1855	My sins were bigger	1.2083	0.07854	48	41	4	3
1856	I'm accused of being a snob, but actually I died hula hooping.	1.2083	0.07854	48	41	4	3
1857	I'm sooo good, I'm bad.	1.2083	0.07268	48	40	6	2
1858	I get it!!! Women are tired of getting a 76% halo!	1.2083	0.07268	48	40	6	2
1859	i'm kind of a modest guy you know	1.2083	0.08400	48	42	2	4
1860	Touch it, it's real.	1.2083	0.06630	48	39	8	1
1861	I used to work for Apple. It's called an Infinity Loop.	1.2083	0.06630	48	39	8	1
1862	Why yes, I am good. I've always been very, very good! Why do you ask?	1.2083	0.06630	48	39	8	1
1863	You know what they say -- "the bigger the halo..."	1.2075	0.06793	53	44	7	2
1864	hello...or should i say halo	1.2075	0.07308	53	45	5	3
1865	My feet are big, too.	1.2045	0.08340	44	38	3	3
1866	Oh, halo-o...	1.2045	0.08340	44	38	3	3
1867	Why you little devil you.	1.2045	0.06958	44	36	7	1
1868	I asked for one matching my hand size.	1.2045	0.08340	44	38	3	3
1869	It happened since I decided to vote independent in the upcoming presidential election.	1.2045	0.06958	44	36	7	1
1870	Wow, this is my old hula hoop.	1.2041	0.05817	49	39	10	0
1871	I know you're a Virgin but God instructed me to spread his holy seed.	1.2041	0.07131	49	41	6	2
1872	You thought "holier than thou" meant something else?	1.2041	0.08237	49	43	2	4
1873	wish it were true, but i think they mixed up our halos.....	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
1874	Why yes it is true what they say about men with big halos.	1.2041	0.07704	49	42	4	3
1875	I want a divorce.	1.2041	0.08237	49	43	2	4
1876	We Mormons work hard.	1.2041	0.07131	49	41	6	2
1877	I got my halo at Costco.	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
1878	I assure you, everyone benefits from the newly privatized halo industry.	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
1879	Is it perfect here or is it just you?	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
1880	Yeah, I've been doing Cross Fit.	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
1881	They ran out of halos. I got a hula hoop.	1.2041	0.05817	49	39	10	0
1882	I know, I've been meaning to make an appointment with my urologist.	1.2041	0.07704	49	42	4	3
1883	Even in Heaven I still can't impress women...	1.2041	0.05817	49	39	10	0
1884	It's part of the new merit system HR is rolling out..	1.2041	0.07131	49	41	6	2
1885	See - I told you mine was bigger!	1.2041	0.07131	49	41	6	2
1886	I kept my social media posts to a minimum.	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
1887	You know what they say about angels with big halos...	1.2041	0.07704	49	42	4	3
1888	Science said this is impossible.	1.2041	0.07131	49	41	6	2
1889	And you should see my hands. They're huge -- HUGE!	1.2041	0.07131	49	41	6	2
1890	Oh goodness! Am I manspreading again?	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
1891	I'm taking part in a study on halo growth hormone.	1.2041	0.07704	49	42	4	3
1892	When I order XXXL I assumed there would be some shrinkage.	1.2041	0.05817	49	39	10	0
1893	I was the angel investor for hula hoop.	1.2041	0.07704	49	42	4	3
1894	On size fits all, my ass!	1.2041	0.05817	49	39	10	0
1895	Plastics.	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
1896	Be honest, can you see the string?	1.2041	0.07131	49	41	6	2
1897	Yeah, I get to use it until one of the Kardashians shows up.	1.2041	0.08237	49	43	2	4
1898	You'll like it here. Think of it as several steps above assisted living.	1.2041	0.07131	49	41	6	2
1899	I guess I'm just blessed.	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
1900	It helps my night vision.	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
1901	What makes you think there wouldn't be a glass halo here?	1.2041	0.07131	49	41	6	2
1902	I'm not saying that size matters, just that mine is bigger.	1.2041	0.07131	49	41	6	2
1903	Up here, this is the white man's burden.	1.2041	0.07131	49	41	6	2
1904	I negotiated a golden parachute clause.	1.2041	0.05817	49	39	10	0
1905	Extra credit for rejecting campaign contributions from the gun lobby.	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
1906	I do not judge people by the size of their halo.	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
1907	You're absolutly correct, I do have a "holier then thou" attitude.	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
1908	How'd you know I spent 12 years in Catholic school?	1.2041	0.07131	49	41	6	2
1909	It gives me the space I need to spread my wings.	1.2041	0.07131	49	41	6	2
1910	Here too, size does matter	1.2041	0.07131	49	41	6	2
1911	I used to be a fireman.	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
1912	I'm assigned to Trump.	1.2041	0.07131	49	41	6	2
1913	Far be it from me to say that I'm more blessed than anyone else, but someone around here certainly thinks so!	1.2041	0.07131	49	41	6	2
1914	In my previous life I had very large hands.	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
1915	I don't know about thou, but I am holier than most.	1.2041	0.07131	49	41	6	2
1916	I OD'd on Viagra.	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
1917	I gave my first halo to charity.	1.2041	0.07704	49	42	4	3
1918	Even God had placed good money I'd go to Hell when I was born.	1.2041	0.08237	49	43	2	4
1919	Well, you know what they say? Big halo, big...	1.2031	0.06748	64	55	5	4
1920	It's not the size, it's what's inside that counts	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
1921	My halo gets bigger when I don't tell the truth.	1.2000	0.06816	45	37	7	1
1922	Not exactly. They told me it represents how much better than other people I THOUGHT I was.	1.2000	0.05714	50	40	10	0
1923	I was a big-headed fool 'til I met you, Angel.	1.2000	0.07559	50	43	4	3
1924	Yes. Big on virtue. Short on experience.	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
1925	But yours looks more comfy.	1.2000	0.06030	45	36	9	0
1926	You excite me, Monica--even here of all places.	1.2000	0.07521	45	38	5	2
1927	I'm blessed.	1.2000	0.05714	50	40	10	0
1928	You can vote for whomever you want, it's the holier than thou attitude that I have an issue with.	1.2000	0.07559	50	43	4	3
1929	So you really were a shrink in your previous life.	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
1930	There's no overcompensating in heaven.	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
1931	When are you going to learn - everything's negotiable.	1.2000	0.05714	50	40	10	0
1932	Does a small hallo mean what I think it means ?	1.2000	0.08081	50	44	2	4
1933	It was part of class-action settlement against the Pearly Gate co.	1.2000	0.07559	50	43	4	3
1934	Let me guess. You were a priest.	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
1935	I'm compensating.	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
1936	I'm a high mileage, clean, one owner.	1.2000	0.06816	45	37	7	1
1937	Do you know what a big halo means, right? I'm a big chauvinist. We can't lie up here.	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
1938	I'd take tits over a big halo anyday.	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
1939	Yes Gloria, as you probably surmised, I do need this very loose robe."	1.2000	0.06030	45	36	9	0
1940	Of course it's not just the Halo... We also get pockets.	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
1941	Hello, My Name Is Pinocchio.	1.2000	0.08165	45	39	3	3
1942	It's apparently what happens when an erection lasts longer than four hours.	1.2000	0.06816	45	37	7	1
1943	Small hands - big halo	1.2000	0.07559	50	43	4	3
1944	That's the problem, you think bigger is always better.	1.2000	0.07559	50	43	4	3
1945	Well the wings were marked, "One size fits all."	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
1946	I'd humblebrag about why, but then I'd lose it.	1.2000	0.08081	50	44	2	4
1947	Why do you need to see my hands?	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
1948	Wow you're beautiful, did I live and go to Earth?	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
1949	I am NOT trying to over compensate.	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
1950	No, that's just a myth.	1.2000	0.05714	50	40	10	0
1951	Go ahead and laugh, but the Large Halo was perfectly "hip" during the dawn of time.	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
1952	That's right; everything is proportional.	1.2000	0.06816	45	37	7	1
1953	What the halo, i'll wing it.	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
1954	I ordered the extra large halo from Amazon Prime	1.2000	0.06816	45	37	7	1
1955	I was a protester at a Donald Trump rally.	1.2000	0.07559	50	43	4	3
1956	I wish. Actually, they're inversely proportional	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
1957	Didn't Saint Peter tell you about the Super Size offer?	1.2000	0.06030	45	36	9	0
1958	Mine is from Costco...!	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
1959	All the cherubs are wearing them like this now.	1.2000	0.05714	50	40	10	0
1960	Don't be embarrassed, hon. Yours is supposed to be smaller.	1.2000	0.06030	45	36	9	0
1961	I wish we had met sooner.	1.2000	0.07559	50	43	4	3
1962	Size does matter here!	1.2000	0.08081	50	44	2	4
1963	'What can I say? I had to jump through a lot of hoops during my life........"	1.2000	0.07521	45	38	5	2
1964	Your virtue, no matter how small, is safe with me.	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
1965	So what, we made it didn't we?	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
1966	Want to go to hell for the weekend?	1.2000	0.07521	45	38	5	2
1967	Yes, we seraphim get the cumulo-nimbus.	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
1968	Now you know that anything you can do, I can do better!	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
1969	Not to brag, but I've lost a ton of weight since coming up here.	1.2000	0.07559	50	43	4	3
1970	Turns out, humility is not a virtue.	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
1971	Every time I say size doesn't matter, it gets bigger.	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
1972	So you see I was right in my "Holier Than Thou" attitude.	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
1973	And you know where good guys finish.	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
1974	It's the Trump Line...best hair, biggest halo, and enormous pockets for small hands.	1.2000	0.07559	50	43	4	3
1975	It's actually a repurposed hula hoop; the one I was using at the time.	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
1976	Me? I fell through a manhole!	1.2000	0.06816	45	37	7	1
1977	"Holier than thou?" Helluva joke lady.	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
1978	What in heaven's name would make you think I'm going through a mid-death crisis?	1.2000	0.05714	50	40	10	0
1979	With that neckline it doesn't surprise me too much."	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
1980	I was breastfed.	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
1981	Perhaps you should have been more diplomatic in the confessional.	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
1982	I lived my entire life in Texas.	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
1983	Truth be told, it's a hula hoop.	1.2000	0.07521	45	38	5	2
1984	This is what I wanted on the golf course, not up here!	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
1985	I know I seem too good to be true, but....	1.2000	0.06816	45	37	7	1
1986	It"s bigger because I was a Democrat.	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
1987	It enables a better shower.	1.1961	0.07420	51	44	4	3
1988	It came as a free upgrade on my last flight!	1.1961	0.05615	51	41	10	0
1989	Heaven can wait.	1.1961	0.06871	51	43	6	2
1990	A match made in heaven!	1.1961	0.06871	51	43	6	2
1991	So yeah... it stretches when you use it as a frisbee.	1.1961	0.06275	51	42	8	1
1992	I do most of my work in Texas.	1.1961	0.06871	51	43	6	2
1993	Apparently, it's commensurate with ego.	1.1957	0.07369	46	39	5	2
1994	I,too, was once a little naughty.	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
1995	I got this before I went on The Biggest Loser and lost 140 pounds but they won't change it in case I regain it.	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
1996	Another one of those holier than thou types.	1.1957	0.05914	46	37	9	0
1997	It's actually the ozone hole caused by a certain New York tycoon's hairspray.	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
1998	Sorry, you know what they say about men with big halos...	1.1957	0.07997	46	40	3	3
1999	Because I'm so humble.	1.1957	0.05914	46	37	9	0
2000	Well, you know what they say about halo size...	1.1957	0.07369	46	39	5	2
2001	I'm surprised you got in with your "holier than thou" attitude.	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
2002	I asked them to supersize it.	1.1957	0.05914	46	37	9	0
2003	No I’m not over compensating, I’m the inventor of the Hula Hoop.	1.1957	0.07997	46	40	3	3
2004	They're supposed to compensate for the loss of our penises.	1.1957	0.07369	46	39	5	2
2005	Yes, it is proportional.	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
2006	I was a virgin to the bitter end	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
2007	My halo likes to compensate for a lot of things.	1.1957	0.07369	46	39	5	2
2008	Yeah, once I took a selfie with God, but, you know, it's no big deal.	1.1957	0.05914	46	37	9	0
2009	My father gave me a small loan of one-million good deeds.	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
2010	Why do people keep asking me if I invented the Hula Hoop?	1.1957	0.07369	46	39	5	2
2011	Well, yeah, baby, I did drive a fancy sportscar when I was alive. How did you know?	1.1957	0.07997	46	40	3	3
2012	Oh...just a lifetime of resistance training.	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
2013	Big wings, big halo. Do the math.	1.1957	0.07369	46	39	5	2
2014	You should trust the system.	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
2015	I played Eight Seasons with the Knicks.	1.1957	0.07997	46	40	3	3
2016	Remember when you told me to tip ten percent but I did fifteen?	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
2017	Hula Hoop Champion, 1976, and you?	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
2018	If it doesn't go back to normal in four hours call a doctor.	1.1957	0.07369	46	39	5	2
2019	No, I just loved to hula-hoop.	1.1957	0.05914	46	37	9	0
2020	Still not convinced my denomination was right?	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
2021	I typed 'AMEN' in the comments.	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
2022	Oh, no no no no no - not overcompensating for anything.	1.1957	0.07369	46	39	5	2
2023	Do you even tithe?	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
2024	I must have died and gone to heaven!	1.1957	0.07997	46	40	3	3
2025	Why, yes I am the founder of Whammo. How did you know?	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
2026	You might say I was really meek.	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
2027	Well, obviously I am halo-ier than thou.	1.1957	0.07369	46	39	5	2
2028	I used to have an Afro.	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
2029	I'm looking at your eyes.	1.1957	0.07997	46	40	3	3
2030	If it were just up to me, you'd have a bigger halo already, but you have to understand that this place is very hierarchical.	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
2031	I had an ego problem on earth.	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
2032	I'd be happy to take you under my wing and show you around.	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
2033	Yeah...that's what they all say.	1.1923	0.06164	52	43	8	1
2034	Chauvinist!	1.1923	0.06164	52	43	8	1
2035	Fortunately, up here, size does matter.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2036	The truth is, they hold our impure thoughts.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2037	Yes, it is!	1.1915	0.08406	47	42	1	4
2038	Apparently "HE" was impressed with my invention of the Hula Hoop	1.1915	0.05801	47	38	9	0
2039	I know what you're thinking, I can't lie up here, there's no connection.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2040	I had heard that size does matter.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2041	It's a hula hoop. They are out of halos until next week's delivery.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2042	I got the bigger one for letting you drive.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2043	You know what they say about men with small halos ...	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2044	'Holier than thou?' No, it's my hula hoop.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2045	I was a lot heavier down there.	1.1915	0.08406	47	42	1	4
2046	You're right. I HAVE lost weight.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2047	Wow. You must have been really good, huh?	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2048	I'm in the preventative virtue program.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2049	It sets off metal detectors at the airport, and don't get me started on narrow doorways!	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2050	Turns out I was right all those times...	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2051	There are degrees of goodness.	1.1915	0.05801	47	38	9	0
2052	After looking at your robe, maybe my halo shouldn't be as large as it appears.	1.1915	0.07836	47	41	3	3
2053	While my king-size halo says I am very good, it doesn't say at what...	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2054	Since we can't see our feet up here, it's the size of a man's halo that's indicative of ... you know.	1.1915	0.07836	47	41	3	3
2055	Closing the gender pay gap is taking a little longer than we expected	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2056	In eternity, size matters more.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2057	I don't see the point of a prenuptial agreement.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2058	The temptation to correlate is infinite.	1.1915	0.05801	47	38	9	0
2059	I died during my mid-life crisis.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2060	Once, I had a dinner party with some "gluten sensitive" friends.	1.1915	0.07836	47	41	3	3
2061	Sometimes parking is a little tight, but I like it.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2062	I was able to give more than the ten percent.	1.1915	0.05801	47	38	9	0
2063	St. Peter ran our of halos, but he had some hula hoops left over from the sixties.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2064	I was told it will shrink in the rain.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2065	Of course I'm no angel. There's a hula hoop shortage, and I offered to teach the early morning classes.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2066	It's a little known verse - blessed is the bling.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2067	I'm not one to brag - but - I knew I had you at "halo."	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2068	Wow, those pills really do work don't they.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2069	Sure, the accolade is nice, but just try getting through a door with this thing.	1.1915	0.05801	47	38	9	0
2070	Then I went to the registration desk and they said, 'just take the f***ing halo and get out.'	1.1915	0.07836	47	41	3	3
2071	I won it in a bet with Saint What's-His-Name.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2072	When I got up here I found out that size IS everything.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2073	The big halos go on sale every century or so.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2074	it's a bonus award from my visa account	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2075	Oh, this is not politically correct	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2076	PBS ran out of golf umbrellas.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2077	That's what St. Peter said.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2078	I cannot bear false witness; I'm overcompensating.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2079	Sorry, but this is what 'totally jacked with six-pack abs' means on the dating apps up here.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2080	Well you know what they say about Angels with big haloes.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2081	I was heir to the Wham-O fortune.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2082	It's for good behavior.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2083	What's a nice girl like you doing in a goody-goody place like this?	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2084	Oh, I'm no hero, I just tried to help a few friends out when the shooting started!	1.1915	0.07836	47	41	3	3
2085	My parents kept me on a curfew until I was 30.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2086	Rescued orphans from a fire? That sounds pretty cool. I taught my mom how to use her DVR. Hardly even cursed.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2087	You know what they about angels with big halos.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2088	No, I am not trying to be holier than thou.”	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2089	Believe me, Angelica. Size really DOES matter.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2090	Relax! It's a Hula Hoop.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2091	A little red guy with a long tail said that I would have more fun if I wore it up here.	1.1915	0.07836	47	41	3	3
2092	Wow! I'd love your help downsizing.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2093	It's the only size Amazon had left.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2094	The male version only comes in one size.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2095	Ultimately, size does matter.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2096	There's room for one more.	1.1915	0.07836	47	41	3	3
2097	These wings are super real and this definitely isn't a hula hoop.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2098	I was a really good hula hooper.	1.1915	0.07836	47	41	3	3
2099	They were out of my size.	1.1915	0.05801	47	38	9	0
2100	On the bright side, there's a lot less grit in the clams	1.1915	0.07836	47	41	3	3
2101	I use to be in man holes.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2102	I was a Saint .	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2103	The gender pray gap is just a myth.	1.1915	0.07836	47	41	3	3
2104	Yes, it's true what they say about a one's halo size...	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2105	That's nothing. Wait 'til you see these bad boys in my pockets.	1.1915	0.07836	47	41	3	3
2106	They only had Magnums	1.1915	0.07836	47	41	3	3
2107	The 6S Plus. Yours?	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2108	Is that a pizza on your head or are you just glad to see me?	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2109	Yeah... I'm Gay.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2110	Also, I am told I have huge hands.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2111	"I had to run through hoops to get here"!	1.1905	0.09169	42	38	0	4
2112	I lied at the gate and told them I was Mother Theresa.	1.1875	0.07682	48	42	3	3
2113	I'd feel better if we just cuddled.	1.1875	0.05693	48	39	9	0
2114	Come on over here and we'll make our halos concentric.	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2115	They let me recycle my old hula hoop.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2116	There are no rules, you just wing it.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2117	You're preaching to the choir there, sister.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2118	It was to make up for my small hands	1.1875	0.07682	48	42	3	3
2119	I know it's awkward. It's really a hula hoop.	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2120	Fred! I had no idea we could pick our preferred gender up here!	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2121	It seems the Viagra Effect goes to your head up here.	1.1875	0.07682	48	42	3	3
2122	It's not the size that matters. It's how you use it.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2123	Yes, it's lovely here, but sometimes I miss arguing with agnostics.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2124	It's this big because I'm so humble.	1.1875	0.07682	48	42	3	3
2125	When you've been here long enough you get bonus points.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2126	Are you sure you're in the right place?	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2127	My answer is still the same one I gave you in high school.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2128	You wanna bask in my aura tonight	1.1875	0.05693	48	39	9	0
2129	You are an angel not to mention my big halo.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2130	My halo's not the only thing that's oversized.	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2131	I fell through the manhole and I saw the light.	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2132	E.otherworldly says we're a match made in heaven!	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2133	Yeah, well my ex-wife said I was always Holier than Thou.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2134	If my hands weren't in my pockets you'd understand.	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2135	I'd reeeally like to...but there's this reputation I've gotta uphold.	1.1875	0.05693	48	39	9	0
2136	When I see a pretty girl, it grows larger. Can you imagine that?	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2137	I would be pleased to take you under my wing.	1.1875	0.05693	48	39	9	0
2138	Yes ma'am, I actually am holier-than-thou!	1.1875	0.05693	48	39	9	0
2139	I was getting too close to certain angels.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2140	Sorry, I prefer bad boys.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2141	Really? You can tell it’s getting larger?	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2142	Don't give me that look, but yes, it is true what they say about Angels with Big Halos.....	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2143	Yeah, I decided to go in for the full Cloud 10 package.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2144	Not exactly what I meant by "size matters."	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2145	Mine doubles as a lasso...what does yours do?	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2146	Up here, it is the size that counts.	1.1875	0.05693	48	39	9	0
2147	You make me downright upright.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2148	"Halo," he said. " Well, HALO!" said she.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2149	Yes, Heaven knows, I'm happy to see you!	1.1875	0.05693	48	39	9	0
2150	Yeah, you know what they say about guys with big halos.	1.1875	0.07682	48	42	3	3
2151	Big hands, big feet, big halo.....	1.1875	0.07682	48	42	3	3
2152	Yeah, it's huge...why?	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2153	If there's no Starbucks, I'm not staying!	1.1875	0.05693	48	39	9	0
2154	Yes... size will ALWAYS matter...	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2155	It's a symbol of the hoops through which I had to jump to get here.	1.1875	0.05693	48	39	9	0
2156	Well you were the one who said I was hole-ier than thou...	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2157	Heavens yes, size does count.	1.1875	0.07682	48	42	3	3
2158	It's how you use it.	1.1875	0.05693	48	39	9	0
2159	He forgives, but He hasn't really forgotten, has He?	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2160	"I bought it on Ebay".	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2161	I also use it as a hula-hoop.	1.1875	0.07682	48	42	3	3
2162	I let my wife drive the Maserati.	1.1875	0.07682	48	42	3	3
2163	Well yes, I did invent the Hula Hoop. How did you guess?	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2164	I guess it gives extra points to remember the toilet seat.	1.1875	0.07682	48	42	3	3
2165	No. My feet are not that large. Why?	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2166	Sir, I think you're exaggerating.	1.1875	0.07682	48	42	3	3
2167	You're wrong. Size DOES matter.	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2168	Funny how things are the same but different here.	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2169	I'm supposed to work on my 'holier than thou' attitude.	1.1875	0.05693	48	39	9	0
2170	You should see the one they're making for Beyoncé.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2171	There is a reason for my holier than thou attitude.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2172	I understand that Size Matters here, too	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2173	I've even named it. I call it "the Rapture."	1.1875	0.08239	48	43	1	4
2174	Did you know that I was dying to meet you again?	1.1875	0.07682	48	42	3	3
2175	No, I'm not holier than thou. I got this so I can use it as a hula hoop.	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2176	My family includes charter members of this place.	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2177	Is it obvious?	1.1875	0.05693	48	39	9	0
2178	It's a complete myth that men overcompensate when they feel their masculinity is threatened.	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2179	You know what they say about angels with big halos, right?	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2180	it wouldn't be heaven if it wasn't true	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2181	It's a side effect of the Viagra.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2182	Oh, size matters, baby!	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2183	I told you he wouldn't like it.	1.1875	0.07682	48	42	3	3
2184	I'm sorry but I only date double A halo's or better.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2185	I never buy anything "off the rack."	1.1860	0.08323	43	38	2	3
2186	I have seniority.	1.1860	0.06005	43	35	8	0
2187	My halo also serves as my umbrella.	1.1860	0.06865	43	36	6	1
2188	I got full coverage from Verizon.	1.1860	0.06005	43	35	8	0
2189	THIS is who I am to judge!	1.1860	0.06865	43	36	6	1
2190	Have I told you about the power of compound interest?	1.1860	0.06005	43	35	8	0
2191	See, even in Heaven: "Size does matter."	1.1852	0.05955	54	45	8	1
2192	I was holier than thou—clearly.	1.1837	0.06946	49	42	5	2
2193	Hey, I'm serious. My life was all about the hula-hoop, but now that's over thanks to these damn wings.	1.1837	0.06946	49	42	5	2
2194	Honestly, I hadn't noticed.	1.1837	0.06946	49	42	5	2
2195	Around here they say that size does matter	1.1837	0.06946	49	42	5	2
2196	I actually brought it with me. It was my favorite dollar store hula hoop.	1.1837	0.06304	49	41	7	1
2197	I’m not as good as I look.	1.1837	0.06946	49	42	5	2
2198	Some say my biggest sin is bragging about the size of my halo.	1.1837	0.06304	49	41	7	1
2199	Welcome, your timing is excellent. I'm as good as it gets	1.1837	0.06304	49	41	7	1
2200	I asked St. Peter to super-size me.	1.1837	0.06304	49	41	7	1
2201	So, as I was saying, I was a career politician . Since I am the only one of my kind up here I got the aggregate Halo.	1.1818	0.07466	44	38	4	2
2202	No, smarty pants, I am NOT trying to compensate for any of my earthly shortcomings.	1.1818	0.06721	44	37	6	1
2203	This is so embarrassing.	1.1818	0.06721	44	37	6	1
2204	It turns out He's pretty much OK with manspreading.	1.1818	0.07466	44	38	4	2
2205	Some angels are "more equal" than others.	1.1818	0.06721	44	37	6	1
2206	After I arrived I told Him I had been hoping for a bigger Hello.	1.1818	0.07466	44	38	4	2
2207	Yes, I'm over compensating for shortcomings in my previous life.	1.1818	0.06721	44	37	6	1
2208	I washed it in cold water	1.1818	0.08143	44	39	2	3
2209	the bigger the more... innocent?	1.1818	0.08143	44	39	2	3
2210	The worst part about gastric bypass surgery isn't the loose halo; its buying new robes!	1.1800	0.06815	50	43	5	2
2211	I bought it online	1.1786	0.07371	28	23	5	0
2212	Here you can lie as much as you want -- your nose won't grow.	1.1778	0.07309	45	39	4	2
2213	I always liked to think that size 'does' matter.	1.1778	0.07970	45	40	2	3
2214	I lived and died in Texas and I always wore a ten gallon hat.	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2215	It all started with a Hula Hoop.	1.1778	0.07970	45	40	2	3
2216	You weren't offered the extended coverage option?	1.1778	0.07309	45	39	4	2
2217	I guess size does matter!	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2218	Marilyn Monroe has an exclamation point.	1.1778	0.07970	45	40	2	3
2219	It's special recognition for inventing the hoopla hoop.	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2220	Beyonce can see my halo better.	1.1778	0.07970	45	40	2	3
2221	You'll definitely want to get your parking validated.	1.1778	0.07309	45	39	4	2
2222	Yes, Virginia, there is a union.	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2223	Yes, I have a big one, but I have other attributes as well.	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2224	But last time I asked you said, "Not a chance in Hell!"	1.1778	0.05764	45	37	8	0
2225	I really am a bad boy, I swear. Well, I would never swear, but...	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2226	How could you tell I was lying.	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2227	Seriously, I'm naturally this big.	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2228	I hope you're one of those girls who thinks size matters.	1.1778	0.07309	45	39	4	2
2229	I wear a size 14EE. Why did you ask?	1.1778	0.07309	45	39	4	2
2230	Why yes, I did invent the Hula Hoop.	1.1778	0.05764	45	37	8	0
2231	Honestly, I've seen much bigger.	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2232	I drove a Porsche, why?	1.1778	0.05764	45	37	8	0
2233	If only feeling holier-than-thou were a virtue!	1.1778	0.08581	45	41	0	4
2234	I had it custommade	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2235	"That halo will be a lot smaller when I finish with him.".	1.1778	0.07309	45	39	4	2
2236	I won't make snap judgements if you don't.	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2237	WHAT DID I KNOW..I ASKED FOR AN EXTRA LARGE.	1.1778	0.05764	45	37	8	0
2238	Well, you know what they say about the size of a man's halo.	1.1778	0.07309	45	39	4	2
2239	Admit it, halo envy.	1.1778	0.07309	45	39	4	2
2240	I'm not that innocent.	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2241	Remember me? I lost some weight, but kept the old halo.	1.1778	0.07309	45	39	4	2
2242	Well, you know what they say about guys with big halos?	1.1778	0.07309	45	39	4	2
2243	I was perfect at hula hoop, too.	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2244	It's just a holier-than-thou fashion statement I'm trying out	1.1778	0.05764	45	37	8	0
2245	Let's ditch the halos and get on with it	1.1778	0.05764	45	37	8	0
2246	Heaven's got one heck of a weight loss program.	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2247	Actually it's just a hula hoop.	1.1778	0.07309	45	39	4	2
2248	You know that thing about big hands? Well, it works for halos too.	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2249	Hula hooping accident, what about you?	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2250	After I lost my third halo, St Peter refused to give me a new one. I found me this hula hoop in lost and found.	1.1778	0.07309	45	39	4	2
2251	So we're going to play the "my halo's bigger than your halo" game?!	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2252	You could probably tell by my hands.	1.1778	0.07970	45	40	2	3
2253	Go to bed with me and I'll tell you.	1.1778	0.05764	45	37	8	0
2254	You should see the size of my feet.	1.1778	0.07970	45	40	2	3
2255	You can't tell me that size doesn't matter.	1.1778	0.07309	45	39	4	2
2256	I'm the guy who cancelled "19 Kids and Counting."	1.1778	0.07970	45	40	2	3
2257	I demanded the expanded version of humility.	1.1778	0.07309	45	39	4	2
2258	I'm telling you without 'Pride' that I made Angel of the Month.	1.1778	0.07309	45	39	4	2
2259	They will say this is a match made in heaven.	1.1778	0.07309	45	39	4	2
2260	Yes, that too.	1.1778	0.07309	45	39	4	2
2261	Well, size is a respected dimension even around here.	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2262	I used to have a swollen head but I've humbled down!	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2263	I told the greeter 'Supersize me' and he did!	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2264	The Halo supplier made a mistake and sent me a Hula.	1.1778	0.07309	45	39	4	2
2265	You know what they say about the angel with the big halo.....	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2266	Of course I'm a feminist.	1.1778	0.05764	45	37	8	0
2267	I used to say Heaven can Wait but now I'm sorry I did.	1.1778	0.07970	45	40	2	3
2268	You appeared less judgmental in your Tinder profile.	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
2269	Yes, size matters in heaven.	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2270	It was a hula accident. How did you get here?	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2271	And to think, you always said size doesn't matter.	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2272	You know what they say about angels with big halos, don't you?	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2273	I let the size of my halo do the talking.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2274	I hate to brag but I come from a long time of big halos.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2275	How can you reject me based on the size of my halo? I have large hands as well!	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2276	You know what they say about male angels with large halos.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2277	It appears that we Republicans have once again thwarted 'equal halos for equal virtues.'	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2278	I used to be a lot bigger.	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2279	Mine is a hole in the glass ceiling. Yours is just a halo.	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2280	My uncontrollable flatulence has created the hole in the ozone layer above my head.	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2281	Yeah, what they say about guys with large halos is true.	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
2282	Come back and interview again when your halo is more fully developed.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2283	I can fly through it too.	1.1739	0.07805	46	41	2	3
2284	So size does matter?	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2285	It's a bit understated for my taste, but you make it work.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2286	Serving Vatican City helps.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2287	Yes, as a matter of fact there is a correlation	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2288	Don't laugh. It was the only one in stock when I got here.	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2289	I'm really not compensating for anything.	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
2290	I know it looks big, but it's comfortable.	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
2291	Kylie, you make my halo swell	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2292	'Hula-Hoop-Halo' just had a ring to it.	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2293	Pretty as you are, you're going to get 76% of what male angels earn.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2294	Believe me, I am really good.	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2295	I know, it looks ridiculous.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2296	There's really no need to overcompensate up here.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2297	Don't act like you're not impressed.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2298	I cannot tell a lie. It's my hula-hoop.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2299	What do you mean, what am I compensating for?	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
2300	When I look at you, I get... larger than life!	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2301	Don't give me that holier than thou look	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
2302	I was a professional hula hooper and St. Peter thought it funny to constantly remind me of it.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2303	I'm holier than thou only because I swore off discussing politics on Facebook.	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2304	Sorry, I'm waiting for my husband to die.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2305	I was famous for my ten-gallon hats.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2306	You have beautiful...eh... wings.	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2307	You can't argue with God.	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2308	It would be in your best interest to "Dry Clean Only"	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2309	Yes, I must humbly admit, it is unusually large.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2310	It mattered on Earth, of course, but I'm sure it doesn't count for anything here.	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2311	Want to do something that will make us lose our wings?	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2312	I was a halo of a man when I was on earth	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2313	Well, I wouldn't want to brag, of course, but . . . .	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2314	They need to do something about regulating drones up here.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2315	I hate to brag, but up here, size does matter.	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2316	Dry-clean only.	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
2317	She was surprised to discover that even in heaven size matters.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2318	I brought the potato salad to the church picnic.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2319	Let's make a cherub.	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2320	Beyonce lent it to me.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2321	You know what they say, big halo small d...	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2322	My hands are very big too. Very, very big.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2323	I'm on Weight Watchers.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2324	Well Halo to you too.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2325	What do you mean, 'holier than thou'?	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
2326	Not only that but I wear a size fourteen shoe.	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
2327	My halo doubles as a hula hoop	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2328	Why yes, I do have large hands.	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2329	You're beautiful, but it appears our lifestyles aren't compatible	1.1739	0.07805	46	41	2	3
2330	I didn't realize there was such a big difference between large and extra large.	1.1739	0.07805	46	41	2	3
2331	Did He not tell you? You'll have to carry that thing around for all eternity.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2332	I like sticking my hands in my pants. like this.	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2333	It humors the boss too.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2334	Well maybe God loves you. But God loves me more. Because I’m so humble.	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2335	Until it's fixed, I'm stuck with the hula hoop	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2336	I'm a bachelor; I haven't washed it yet.	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
2337	I had house seats for HAMILTON.	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
2338	My head was much bigger before I had some lessons in humility.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2339	You said size mattered.	1.1739	0.07805	46	41	2	3
2340	Halo, gorgeous!	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2341	I am one of the very few males around here who wasn’t called a no good bastard by a female.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2342	Yes, in Heaven, size matters, too.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2343	I told you to check the expiration date.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2344	I made it to this year's top five in humility.	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
2345	My gluten-free, kale-based snacks blog helped God lose a ton of weight.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2346	I've got a very big halo, that I can tell you. As far as other things, I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee it.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2347	Your halo is very, very low energy.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2348	It equates to the opposite of small hands.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2349	That's my new halo hoop.	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
2350	It was a tough choice.	1.1739	0.07805	46	41	2	3
2351	Before you say that size doesn't matter...	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2352	Are you a summer intern?	1.1739	0.07805	46	41	2	3
2353	Mine's a shower, not a grower.	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2354	I guess it's because I'm holier than thou.	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2355	I see that size does matter.	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
2356	Well, you know what they say about large haloes...	1.1739	0.07805	46	41	2	3
2357	How did you know that I made it myself?	1.1707	0.07732	41	36	3	2
2358	Who says size doesn't matter?	1.1707	0.05949	41	34	7	0
2359	I leaned in.	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2360	I try not to notice it.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2361	The William Morris Agency. Why do you ask?	1.1702	0.07646	47	42	2	3
2362	and it comes with pockets, too	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2363	First time here?	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2364	You have to jump through lots of hoops to become a perfect angel.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2365	My app went viral.	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2366	How aura?	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2367	Listen, I know you said I'm too good for you but I don't agree...	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2368	You thought the wage gap was only a problem on earth?	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2369	For the last two years I bet on the Warriors. How did you get here?	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2370	I actually left the bathrobe right there in the hotel.	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2371	Bragging is so much easier here than Earth	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2372	Well, yes, there is some correlation between the size of my halo and the size of my feet.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2373	Don't feel bad. I'm just nicer than you.	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2374	I'm dilated you made it here!	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2375	Hello, I'm Johnny Angel, and together we will see how lovely heaven can be.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2376	I had just taken a Viagra pill when I died of a heart attach.	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2377	As it turns out, size really does matter.	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2378	Yea, it's my attitude, holier than thou.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2379	It's the only way you can compensate up here.	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2380	My mother always told me, 'Sanctimonious is as sanctimonious does'.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2381	They were having a sale at Skymall...	1.1702	0.07646	47	42	2	3
2382	I come from a family with big heads.	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2383	Still having an after life crisis huh Dave?	1.1702	0.07646	47	42	2	3
2384	Size doesn't matter.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2385	Alas, what happens in Vegas definitely does not stay in Vegas.	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2386	Oh yeah, it's what you'd think	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2387	Holier than thou? Maybe a little.	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2388	I was an inventor for Wham-O.	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2389	You know what they say--the larger the halo.....	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2390	If I told you how I really feel about you, I sure wouldn't be here right now.	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2391	I ordered the recreational model . . .	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2392	I'm just saying, a plunging neckline may invite some unwanted attention.	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2393	I'm compensating after the fact.	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2394	I worked in a pizza parlor.	1.1702	0.07646	47	42	2	3
2395	Eve, she meant nothing to me.	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2396	So you see you can take it with you.	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2397	Excuse me. Would you say this is fostering an excessive sense of entitlement?	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2398	Why do say I think I'm too good for you?	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2399	I don't like to brag, but Sully Sullenberger had a little help from yours truly.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2400	Bigger is better.	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2401	Don't tell. It's a hula-hoop.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2402	Let's go ask Archimedes. I'll bet he'll have the answer!	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2403	And my hands are slightly larger than normal, too.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2404	I was wearing a Sombrero at the time of the accident...	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2405	I know. It's so big and round. I call it my J-LO	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2406	Take it from me, being an angel isn't all that it's cracked up to be...	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2407	Greetings, I'm Adam Holier Than Thou.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2408	Trade ya.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2409	Yes, it is - and I've noticed a lot of you girls here have halo envy.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2410	My wings don't let me use my hula hoop.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2411	Can we hook up now?	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2412	It's like pinocchio, except for good deeds	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2413	I don't want to play the evangelical card, but . . .	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2414	I believe the circumference of one's halo is proportional to one's holiness.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2415	I remember you, you had a big head when you were our manager!	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2416	Up here, hand size is irrelevant; it's all about the halo.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2417	You're dumping me in Heaven. Who Does That!?	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2418	Well, if you think THIS is big, you should check out my hands.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2419	Nobody liked it on America's Got Talent either.	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2420	It tarnishes easily.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2421	It's very simple, Sweetheart, I'm a transgender.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2422	I guess they never discovered the SEC Indictment	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2423	I defeated St Peter in the Mythic Legendary Halo championship match.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2424	Where I grew up, bragging was considered a virtue.	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2425	In another world and in another time, yes size would matter.	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2426	Well you see Penelope, I got in on the ground floor of the reformation	1.1702	0.07646	47	42	2	3
2427	Really it's just hula hoop. I brought it with me.	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2428	The large halo? Well, I've always been very competitive.	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2429	Yeah, New Yorkers hate when I call this place "Los Angeles."	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2430	...Most Likes...	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2431	Yes, I hold myself in high esteem. Why do you ask?	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2432	I was a philanthropist.	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2433	My halo's not fat...he just has a thyroid issue.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2434	Jezebel. That's an interesting name.	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2435	They fitted me for a Trump halo	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2436	I still think metric is the more perfect system.	1.1702	0.07646	47	42	2	3
2437	I need all the help I can get	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2438	Are the other six as lovely as you?	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2439	I died while hula-hooping.	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2440	My mother said my halo was my best feature.	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2441	It's not hegemonic masculinity, it's just that God has favorites	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2442	Well you know what they say about a man's "halo".	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2443	Not to worry. It grows on you.	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2444	Oh for heaven's sake yes. Size matters.	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2445	There may be some lingering resentment.	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2446	I'm hoping to become an archangel.	1.1667	0.07493	48	43	2	3
2447	It's not a halo, it's a portal to another world. If ya know what I mean.	1.1667	0.06745	42	36	5	1
2448	They call me 'Mr. Holier-than-thou' around the water cooler.	1.1667	0.06198	48	41	6	1
2449	I'm suddenly kinda bummed by this non-corporeal existence thing.	1.1667	0.06198	48	41	6	1
2450	You know the saying; big halo, big....	1.1667	0.06876	48	42	4	2
2451	It was the Lamborghini that got us here in the first place and you're STILL overcompensating?	1.1667	0.06876	48	42	4	2
2452	I was an early investor in Halo.	1.1667	0.06745	42	36	5	1
2453	I requested one with a sprinkler system for.... well.... you know, just in case.	1.1667	0.07493	48	43	2	3
2454	But mine is platinum.	1.1667	0.06198	48	41	6	1
2455	It's got great perks, but I miss going head to head with all those little devils.	1.1667	0.06198	48	41	6	1
2456	It's my old hula hoop.	1.1667	0.07493	48	43	2	3
2457	I guess it's a man's heaven.	1.1667	0.07557	42	37	3	2
2458	It's a rental. Sometimes, I need to feel Godly.	1.1667	0.06198	48	41	6	1
2459	If only you hadn’t gone away for that weekend with your boss, Sally	1.1667	0.06745	42	36	5	1
2460	I lost 130 lbs on the Paleo diet	1.1633	0.06743	49	43	4	2
2461	I've been touched by an allergy.	1.1633	0.06743	49	43	4	2
2462	Wanna go populate a planet?	1.1633	0.06743	49	43	4	2
2463	No, it was easy, I asked for "XL" in my last confession.	1.1628	0.06597	43	37	5	1
2464	I don't like to brag, but since you asked: I was an ace hula-hooper back on Earth.	1.1628	0.05696	43	36	7	0
2465	It's Heaven's equivalent of a 'Dunce' cap.	1.1628	0.06597	43	37	5	1
2466	It's actually just a hole in the glass ceiling.	1.1628	0.05696	43	36	7	0
2467	People laughed when they saw my drawer full of 'Box Tops For Education'...	1.1628	0.06597	43	37	5	1
2468	I'm down 350 lbs postmortem, and I've never felt better!	1.1628	0.07389	43	38	3	2
2469	No I don't think that I'm overcompensating.	1.1628	0.07389	43	38	3	2
2470	Yeah, it's bigger since I went gluten free	1.1628	0.05696	43	36	7	0
2471	He likes me.....	1.1628	0.05696	43	36	7	0
2472	I think we both know that size does matter.	1.1628	0.06597	43	37	5	1
2473	I must be in heaven because you look like an angel.	1.1628	0.06597	43	37	5	1
2474	I sinned less, that's why I have a bigger one.	1.1628	0.06597	43	37	5	1
2475	C'mon let's give it a whirl.	1.1628	0.07389	43	38	3	2
2476	You oughta see my feet.	1.1628	0.08104	43	39	1	3
2477	I'm confess, this whole heaven and angel thing is still over my head.	1.1628	0.05696	43	36	7	0
2478	Looks like you'r headed for sainthood.	1.1628	0.06597	43	37	5	1
2479	No, seriously, you look like an angel sent from Heaven!	1.1628	0.06597	43	37	5	1
2480	I'm sorry. I don't believe we are compatible.	1.1628	0.07389	43	38	3	2
2481	I invented the Hula Hoop, why do you ask?	1.1628	0.05696	43	36	7	0
2482	Raaally Dahling, all I can say is if the halo fits...	1.1628	0.06597	43	37	5	1
2483	Actually, this is Hell. Wait 'til you see the wage gap.	1.1628	0.06597	43	37	5	1
2484	It's the same here. Size does matter.	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2485	Yes, I know it's a hula hoop.	1.1591	0.05578	44	37	7	0
2486	Hey, foreplay on the freeway was your idea.	1.1591	0.07229	44	39	3	2
2487	Muhammad & Prince are still in orientation, they let me use their halos.	1.1591	0.07229	44	39	3	2
2488	gays get the supersize	1.1591	0.07229	44	39	3	2
2489	Yes, I do have big hands and feet also. Why do you ask?	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2490	You look almost devilish today.	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2491	My halo didn't get this big by doing what you're suggesting.	1.1591	0.07229	44	39	3	2
2492	It doubles as a hula hoop.	1.1591	0.05578	44	37	7	0
2493	Come on. It's a fair trade. My hula hoop for your Frisbee.	1.1591	0.05578	44	37	7	0
2494	Well, Hayllo...	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2495	Cloud computing copy error.	1.1591	0.07229	44	39	3	2
2496	Let's just say Trump would never call me Little Marco.	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2497	Compensating?! No no, I was an ego maniac	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2498	Yeah, it makes up not being able to see one's feet.	1.1591	0.05578	44	37	7	0
2499	I had small hands.	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2500	Come on, Beth, why the smerk? You know what they say...big halo...	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2501	God thought it would compensate for my small hands....	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2502	Yeah, 'I know, rack dry, but how could I guess about some fabrics stretching?	1.1591	0.07229	44	39	3	2
2503	Its actually a hula hoop. I was junior champion back in the day.	1.1591	0.05578	44	37	7	0
2504	No, I'm not still overcompensating!	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2505	Yup, it's true what they say.	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2506	Don't give me that look. I am literally holier than thou.	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2507	Recycling inititative, the hula hoop seemed a better choice than the Popemobile tire.	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2508	Something tells me that you're overcompensating.	1.1591	0.07229	44	39	3	2
2509	Well this is what God gave me.	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2510	It's because I'm holier than thou. In other words I'm a Vegan.	1.1591	0.07229	44	39	3	2
2511	I was a professional Hula Hooper.	1.1591	0.05578	44	37	7	0
2512	I think he liked my sit-com.	1.1591	0.05578	44	37	7	0
2513	I knew when I met you I wasn't good enough for you	1.1591	0.07229	44	39	3	2
2514	Thank the lord for "AngelMatch.com!"	1.1591	0.07229	44	39	3	2
2515	not only is my halo bigger than most, but God asks for my counsel frequently	1.1591	0.07926	44	40	1	3
2516	My! Your's is really big, isn't it?	1.1591	0.07926	44	40	1	3
2517	I don't like to rush into things, as you can see.	1.1591	0.05578	44	37	7	0
2518	You know what they say about big halos...	1.1591	0.07229	44	39	3	2
2519	It must've been that little blue pill I took before I died.	1.1591	0.07229	44	39	3	2
2520	I've told you all along that God was a HE!	1.1591	0.07229	44	39	3	2
2521	R e a l l y, Holier than thou!	1.1591	0.05578	44	37	7	0
2522	My high school taught abstinence-only.	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2523	Yes, it does make it easier to see where I'm going at night.	1.1591	0.05578	44	37	7	0
2524	Wish I could , but I am scheduled to be rightsized in about 20 minutes.	1.1591	0.07229	44	39	3	2
2525	Sorry, but Halo Inequality is not a Sin up here.	1.1591	0.07229	44	39	3	2
2526	It's my God Hole.	1.1591	0.07229	44	39	3	2
2527	Maybe couples skydiving wasn't such a good idea.	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2528	We could always work something out....	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2529	And what would make you think I earn more than you?	1.1591	0.05578	44	37	7	0
2530	I assure you, size doesn't matter.	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2531	I told you buying indulgences would be work	1.1591	0.05578	44	37	7	0
2532	You know what they say about halo size...	1.1591	0.07229	44	39	3	2
2533	OMG! Is that a huge Halo, or are you just happy to see me?	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2534	Till death do us part seemed long enough to me.	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2535	Ohhh . . . my . . . God!	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2536	So, you recall me as having an oversized ego?	1.1591	0.05578	44	37	7	0
2537	I'm supposed to say size doesn't matter...	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2538	On the terrestrial plane I was something of a chick magnet.	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2539	I was the former US Hoola Hoop champion.	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2540	WOW ! I was afraid you would be some crazy guy with B.O. and a beard.	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2541	Let me guess, Wall Street?!	1.1591	0.07229	44	39	3	2
2542	The devil made me do it!	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2543	Yes it's big, but do you know how to use it?	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2544	You know what they say about giant halos ...	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2545	I promise. I won't let it go to my head.	1.1591	0.07229	44	39	3	2
2546	My. What a big Halo you have...	1.1579	0.08024	38	34	2	2
2547	I thought it would be different in heaven, thanks be to God!	1.1562	0.06521	32	27	5	0
2548	I'm not compensating for anything, I swear!	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2549	I gave at the office.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2550	How can you not find 'holier than thou' attractive?	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2551	I used to own a pizza restaurant.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2552	I couldn't take my Porsche with me.	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2553	I know it's weird....but I have small hands.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2554	I don't mean to brag, but you know what they say about angels with large halos.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2555	People say I have a holier than thou attitude.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2556	I have a wide stance.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2557	You know what they say about angels with huge halos?	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2558	I prefer highly over heavenly endowed, and you?	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2559	I never thought I'd die to regret inventing the hula hoop.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2560	You know what they say about large halos, don't you?	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2561	I'm on strict probation; one bad move and out I go through this hole above my head.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2562	'Glass cloud'? I don't know what you mean.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2563	You'll love it here. There's no other gated community like it.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2564	My first hula hoop.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2565	Up here you can earn a whole 85 cents on the dollar!	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2566	I paid for a heavenly upgrade! It includes extra headroom.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2567	If this job has taught me anything, it's to look beyond appearances.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2568	I don't know… I was playing with a Hula-Hoop and it just sorta stayed up there. So here I am.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2569	Talk about jumping through hoops.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2570	Why, yes. Yes I am.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2571	Don't give me that look just because I have a swelled halo.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2572	All they left was the extra-extra large.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2573	The XL sizes were on sale.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2574	No, my hands are also large. I'm just keeping them warm.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2575	Soon you will have a big enough head to fit that Halo.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2576	I got nicknamed, 'Holier than Thou'.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2577	It's a side effect of my ED treatment.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2578	Yes, my halo has grown since you arrived	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2579	Yes, Virginia, there is a glass ceiling in Heaven also.	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2580	Being the "Guardian Angel of Hula Hoops" has its perks.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2581	I heard St. Peter was bad at geometry, so I told him it 4piR.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2582	So I said to Gabriel, "Believe me, I know die-ameter." But seriously......	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2583	Lemme guess. On Earth you drove a muscle car.	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2584	Is that happiness to see me?	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2585	I guess you didn't 'lean in'.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2586	It's called a 'Morning Glory.'	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2587	Stand back honey, I don't know how big this thing gets.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2588	I prefer to call it an areola	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2589	Look, Honey, size matters!	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2590	You know what they say about a man with a large halo.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2591	Don't let the small hands fool you.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2592	Some are just more holy.	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2593	I was Donald Trump's hairstylist.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2594	Oh, Honey. You'll make friends. I mean, being alive wasn't all peaches and cream either.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2595	I was even my mother's favorite.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2596	Apparently I have a big head.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2597	My halo is huge. So huge, you won't believe how huge it is.	1.1556	0.07756	45	41	1	3
2598	Remember, Eve, I was always holier than thou.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2599	Up here, size matters!	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2600	I hula on weekends.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2601	Mine was very popular in the '50s.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2602	I bet you wish you’d liked that post about the sick kid now, huh?	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2603	You do know what they say about men with big halos.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2604	This is why it's called heaven.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2605	I thought I'd dress up!	1.1556	0.07756	45	41	1	3
2606	I used to have a much bigger head. Dying kinda humbles you.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2607	Does this make my feet look big?	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2608	It means I've been more saintly and have had less sex, but I'll take any opportunity to shrink it.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2609	It's called the 'halo affect'—it makes me ridiculously holier than thou.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2610	I know, it's awful. I haven't had a proper sleep in weeks.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2611	I told you I'm a grower.	1.1556	0.07756	45	41	1	3
2612	Well, yeah, obviously THOU.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2613	I got fifty of them from Costco.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2614	You know about they say about angels with big halos ....	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2615	You can say what you like, yet I believe HE decides..:	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2616	I deleted his account.	1.1556	0.07756	45	41	1	3
2617	Please give me a chance. I’m a bad boy at heart!	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2618	Hula hoop champion in 1959.	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2619	Thanks. Wish I could say the same thing about my, um, hands.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2620	yea,big hands,big feet,big halo and you know the rest.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2621	I guess I'm just more hole-y than you.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2622	I know people in high places plus I was an Eagle Scout.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2623	Oh, it definitely grows. But it takes time...	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2624	I left my harddrive on the cloud.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2625	It’s a rental; One size fits all.	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2626	It's the wide screen HD model, with omniscient remote.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2627	I swear it does not make your butt look big.	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2628	Well HAY-LOOO there!	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2629	It matches my hands	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2630	It's genetic.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2631	Ha-lo, beautiful!	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2632	Halo, it's me I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to notice me.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2633	Oh, I was under the impression that it was til death do us part.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2634	No, I don't notice any difference.	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2635	Well, yeah, it's true, but it's not like it's going to do us any good up here.	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2636	Welcome to heaven for metrics analysts.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2637	I am sure it will shrink over time.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2638	Does it make my hands look small?	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2639	Well "halo," good looking.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2640	I invented the hula hoop. What did you do?	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2641	Without a doubt, I'm holier than you.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2642	You know what they say, everything's bigger in Texas...	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2643	I'm on 9 with a 10!	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2644	You're STILL making me jump through hoops.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2645	And I have small hands!	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2646	Come, I'll introduce you to Mother Teresa...	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2647	Let's put it this way. My hands aren't tiny either.	1.1556	0.07756	45	41	1	3
2648	Small, yes, but with a great view.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2649	It was another hula hoop related death.	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2650	Tinder? Never heard of it.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2651	It just means I've been here a lot longer...	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2652	If this angel stuff doesn't work out, I could always light my halo on fire and join the circus...	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2653	What? I'm from Texas.	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2654	As long as it doesn't last longer than four hours, we're cool.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2655	I got it at a garage sale.	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2656	God got a good laugh. I asked for a bigger one cause my hands were so small.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2657	Wow, those on-line dating services do work!	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2658	I'm not an idiot. You have a much smaller hole to get through to the next level than I.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2659	Yes, as a matter of fact I was a big Donnie Osmond fan. Why do you ask?	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2660	Told you. My religion was the true one.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2661	Up here the only thing of size that matters is your halo	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2662	I found my halo on Amazon. They deliver if you specify the cloud number.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2663	And if you get tired of being holy, you can use it as a hula hoop.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2664	My death was caused by a hula hoop.	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2665	Look, up here, the halo is only related to the size of your ego!	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2666	What gender halo gap? There is no gender halo gap.	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2667	Yes, it does mean that.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2668	Look at my halo. Is that a small halo? I guarantee there is no problem	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2669	Mine is biggest.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2670	I guarantee you there's no problem.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2671	I'm not saying I'm "Holier than thou," I just think my idea is better.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2672	As they say, big halo.....	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2673	You're right, I shouldn't have had that last beer.	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2674	Yeah, the Man personally designated me a "Holier Than Thou" kind of guy.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2675	Well, if you wanted a normal angel, your profile should have said "Spiritual, but not religious"!	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2676	I've got to be honest: bigger isn't necessarily better.	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2677	''Just call me archangel of the morning angel."	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2678	Wham-O dot com	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2679	I'm really not over compensating	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2680	No it's " divine compensation" if you must know.	1.1538	0.06910	39	34	4	1
2681	Circular reasoning got me here and it's growing on me.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2682	You know that’s just a Hula Hoop.	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2683	I thought he said Hulu not Halo	1.1522	0.07593	46	42	1	3
2684	You know, it's true what they say you can tell about a man from the size of his halo.	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2685	I rather enjoy being thought of as larger than life.	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2686	I went with the 1st class upgrade	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2687	I think it's time to take a "cold shower".?	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2688	They don't believe in wormholes up here!	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2689	No, no. I'm not any better than you. I was simply a whiz with a hula hoop down there.	1.1522	0.07593	46	42	1	3
2690	I am not compensating for any inadequacies.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2691	The better to lasso you with, my dear!	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2692	Look who thinks he's "Man's gift to God!	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2693	Is your halo compensating for something?	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2694	Welcome! Glad you came!	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2695	Being headstrong has it's perks.	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2696	It's especially handy at night	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2697	Apparently envy is no longer one of the seven deadly sins.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2698	It's based on the gender pay gap	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2699	My name's Charlie. I collect angels.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2700	I'm afraid my 'bad boy' act won't work any more.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2701	The Big Guy wanted an angel he can slam dunk.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2702	You're Saint Peter!" Do you know Caitlyn Jenner?	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2703	The size of my halo is directly related to the fact that I died with you.	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2704	There's plenty of room under here if you want to know what it feels like to have a big one.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2705	Are you a Virgin? Your halo tells me you are!	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2706	I was the most honest and helpful employee at Costco	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2707	The trickle down effect will work...just give it time.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2708	So. God is really a guy after all.	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2709	Of course, he only lets his closest friends call him Jeezy Creezy.	1.1522	0.07593	46	42	1	3
2710	How did I do it? Clean thinking and no meat on Fridays. That's really it.	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2711	True, I was a virgin.	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2712	No, I an not still compensating.	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2713	I know that mine is bigger than yours but remember that envy is one of the seven deadly sins.	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2714	I died during the Hula Hoop craze.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2715	Actually the halo size shows your Heaven age, it's like a tree!	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2716	Be honest. Does it make me look phat?	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2717	I am a believer in equal rights. Your halo should be as large as mine!	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2718	Shit! I coulda had more fun!	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2719	I haven't slept a wink since I had this one installed. It's like an alien beacon up there.	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2720	My name is Trump.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2721	Is that a halo or a hole in the ceiling?	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2722	It's a NextGen Halo that doubles as a mood ring.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2723	You know what they say about the size of an angel's halo..	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2724	I know what you're thinking.	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2725	The forecast's calling for rain.	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2726	Unfortunately, it's not what you think. Hula hoop champion, 6th grade.	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2727	And wait until you see my hands.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2728	I see you are still using Viagra.	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2729	I still remain holier than thou	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2730	I am just keeping it warm. The Greatest arrives this week.	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2731	I told you to let God win that last round of Halo XBOX 360.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2732	Hula Hoop inventor..how d'ya guess?	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2733	It was either Hell or the size of the hole I created in the ozone layer.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2734	My carry-on luggage always fitted into the airline test box.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2735	Face it, angel face, you're just jealous.	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2736	I agree, equal halos for equal good deeds!	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2737	You can't fly through yours, can you?"	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2738	Ringworm is actually quite common.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2739	You see, I was the priest who banned hula hoops.	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2740	I got extra credit for trying to ban assault weapons and high-volume bullet magazines.	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2741	I guess that Woman Card doesn't get you everything.	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2742	Yeah, lets just say the halos get pretty picked over when there is half price sale.	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2743	So Pride and Envy are no longer Sins of Exclusion. Who knew?	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2744	Seriously, it's not because I'm a man. In life, I was a hula hoop champ.	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2745	isn't it time for equal halos for equal good deeds?	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2746	I had a wider circle of friends. I suppose.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2747	Perhaps I should've used another pet name for you besides "Angel".	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2748	Actually, I was Donald Trump's alter ego.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2749	I would have been here sooner if i knew about the dating service!	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2750	Well, I really do have 400 years on you.	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2751	Yes, dear, I'm afraid that size still matters.	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2752	How about coming over here under my ring??	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2753	I know it's smaller, but I had a better time down there.	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2754	Well, it's the girth, not the length, that really counts.	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2755	well it is my birthday.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2756	HE said I should reuse/recycle my old hoola hoop.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2757	Does my halo look too big?	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2758	Evidently size does matter.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2759	Up here, size really does matter.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2760	Excuse me woman.. is that a frisbee on your head?	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2761	I have big hands too.	1.1522	0.07593	46	42	1	3
2762	don't say it , I know , I should have got out more	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2763	I didn't manspread.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2764	I got it at Ross	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2765	So much for equal pay for equal work.	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2766	I never used Twitter to complain about my flight.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2767	I think because it helps balance out my extreme shoe size?	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2768	I admit it--I have a Napoleon complex.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2769	The Devil offered me a much better benefit plan, but c'mon it's Hell down there.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2770	Oh, the size? Well, it doubles as a portal between here and there.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2771	I guess I have a pretty big hoop to jump through	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2772	What glass ceiling?	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2773	You'll find that is is a job you eventually grow into.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2774	Well, yes. It's really just a hula hoop.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2775	Big shoes, .......	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2776	Where's God?	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2777	The regular size was out-of-stock.	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2778	Let me show you about venn diagrams	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2779	I was really good.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2780	Well, yes, I am blessed in that way.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2781	And they said I didn't have a superego.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2782	Yeah, It is proportional to the size of my halo	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2783	You know, it's true what they say about the size of a guy's halo.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2784	I took the prime option.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2785	Well, you know what they say about an angel with a big halo...	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2786	I know you usually go for more of the "bad boy type," but I think we'd be a match made in heaven.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2787	"Could you really help me shrink my halo? How?	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2788	You know what they say, Big halo, big . . ."	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2789	Guess who asked for directions to the heavenly bathroom then put the seat down?	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2790	You'll never believe how very hard I had to work to earn it!	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2791	Your halo is writing checks your body can't cash.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2792	I was in a hula hoop accident. And you?	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2793	Halooooooooo	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2794	Halo, Big Spender…	1.1522	0.07593	46	42	1	3
2795	Yes, my halo's smaller, but it slips down and holds my hair in place.	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2796	Am I in the right place?	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2797	It's a Hula Halo..	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2798	He didn't get the memo about my recent bariatric surgery.	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2799	Once you reach 1 million rotations, you can swap out for the hula hoop.	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2800	That's a myth.	1.1522	0.06191	46

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