Contest #526 Summary

Name	Value
Submission deadline	-
Voting started	2016-06-20
Voting ended	-
Finalists announced	-
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued	2016-07-03 (estimated)
Number of captions	4885
Number of responses	238677
Number of participants	7774

Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	Hey! My eyes are down here.	1.7919	0.06311	173	81	47	45
1	It autocorrected to "hula".	1.7622	0.07154	143	73	31	39
2	Excuse me, Miss, my eyes are down here.	1.7619	0.06641	147	69	44	34
3	Good Samaritan? I was a GREAT Samaritan.	1.7616	0.06141	151	65	57	29
4	My eyes are down here.	1.7365	0.06938	148	77	33	38
5	Next time, wash it in cold water.	1.7153	0.06660	144	72	41	31
6	I was cleaning the kitchen, without being asked, and that's all I remember.	1.7059	0.07011	136	71	34	31
7	It was autocorrected to 'hula.'	1.6950	0.07393	141	82	20	39
8	It's only dangerous if it lasts longer than 4 hours.	1.6870	0.06775	131	66	40	25
9	If it last longer than 4 hours, I'm supposed to contact my theologian right away.	1.6846	0.06646	130	64	43	23
10	You didn't see the bonus questions at the end?	1.6667	0.07362	123	68	28	27
11	If it lasts more than 4 hours I'm supposed to call a doctor.	1.6614	0.06821	127	66	38	23
12	Excuse me. My eyes are down here!	1.6581	0.07597	117	66	25	26
13	Pleased to meet you, obviously.	1.6529	0.06915	121	63	37	21
14	Actually it's kind of embarrassing. I almost wish I hadn't cured cancer.	1.6491	0.07780	114	66	22	26
15	What I actually said before I died was " I hope St Peter gives me a big hello!"	1.6466	0.06735	116	58	41	17
16	It's not funny. I've been dunked on twice today.	1.6455	0.07596	110	61	27	22
17	I let my mother-in-law move in with us.	1.6410	0.07229	117	64	31	22
18	I taught my mother how to use a computer.	1.6355	0.07558	107	59	28	20
19	If I hold my head just right, I can pick up basic cable.	1.6321	0.07007	106	54	37	15
20	I once won The New Yorker caption contest.	1.6316	0.07399	114	64	28	22
21	Thanks, I've been working out.	1.6262	0.06839	107	54	39	14
22	Actually, I do think I'm too good for you.	1.6226	0.07275	106	57	32	17
23	Remember all those times you said I was wrong?	1.6172	0.07113	128	75	27	26
24	Still, I'd gladly give it up to have genitals again.	1.6058	0.08016	104	63	19	22
25	It's God's little joke with us atheists.	1.6038	0.07425	106	60	28	18
26	It's a little cumbersome but I get great Wi-Fi.	1.6019	0.07081	103	55	34	14
27	Ironically, it's for being so humble.	1.6000	0.07521	100	56	28	16
28	My face is down here.	1.5882	0.08047	102	63	18	21
29	It seems to happen when I'm spiritually aroused.	1.5882	0.07153	102	56	32	14
30	If it lasts more than 4 hours I am calling the doctor.	1.5876	0.07291	97	53	31	13
31	A disappointing reward for a life of abstinence.	1.5859	0.07180	99	54	32	13
32	My eyes are down here, Missy.	1.5773	0.08138	97	60	18	19
33	I'm just glad to see you.	1.5773	0.07592	97	56	26	15
34	As a matter of fact, I am holier than thou.	1.5743	0.07359	101	58	28	15
35	I won the 'Holier Than Thou' contest.	1.5684	0.07726	95	56	24	15
36	I'm the guy who always left the toilet seat down.	1.5670	0.07742	97	58	23	16
37	Well, yeah . . . as a matter of fact I am holier than thou.	1.5612	0.07116	98	55	31	12
38	I liked God on Facebook.	1.5591	0.07406	93	53	28	12
39	Yes, I am happy to see you. Why do you ask?	1.5579	0.07879	95	58	21	16
40	I won the cartoon caption contest.	1.5568	0.08058	88	53	21	14
41	they thought it would be funny because I fell down a manhole	1.5510	0.07413	98	58	26	14
42	The downside is that I didn't have much fun.	1.5495	0.07373	91	52	28	11
43	I took out the trash AND made the bed.	1.5484	0.07873	93	57	21	15
44	Sometimes I regret being the virgin Larry.	1.5455	0.08227	88	55	18	15
45	I got God tickets to "Hamilton".	1.5385	0.08460	91	60	13	18
46	I'm just happy to see you.	1.5385	0.07544	91	54	25	12
47	I used to be humble, but what's the point.	1.5376	0.07099	93	53	30	10
48	It was more expensive, but the WiFi connection is incomparable.	1.5376	0.07421	93	55	26	12
49	I never removed a mattress tag.	1.5376	0.08312	93	61	14	18
50	...and then I donated my Prius to an orphanage.	1.5368	0.07603	95	58	23	14
51	They took into consideration that I had you for a wife.	1.5341	0.07910	88	54	21	13
52	Do you think it makes me look slimmer?	1.5326	0.06639	92	50	35	7
53	I was a public school teacher for 30 years.	1.5326	0.07324	92	54	27	11
54	Well yes, I actually am holier than thou.	1.5309	0.08256	81	50	19	12
55	It was the small things, like putting the toilet seat down every time.	1.5301	0.07731	83	49	24	10
56	It's not an attitude. I am holier than thou.	1.5294	0.07776	85	51	23	11
57	Your halo looks much smaller than it appeared in your profile picture.	1.5281	0.08004	89	56	19	14
58	I stopped Trump.	1.5275	0.08020	91	58	18	15
59	Ahem...excuse me...my eyes are down here.	1.5244	0.08363	82	52	17	13
60	I fell into a manhole while texting. It's just His sense of humor.	1.5238	0.07475	84	49	26	9
61	What makes you think I'm a virgin?	1.5233	0.08390	86	56	15	15
62	It's been four hours. I'm calling the doctor.	1.5233	0.07885	86	53	21	12
63	It's been like this for 4 hours.	1.5222	0.07778	90	56	21	13
64	It's been like this for four hours. I should find a doctor.	1.5222	0.07778	90	56	21	13
65	I always put the seat down after I used the toilet.	1.5217	0.07328	92	55	26	11
66	I could've gotten it in platinum, but I didn't want to draw attention to myself.	1.5176	0.08133	85	54	18	13
67	My dear wife, I have your Mother to thank for this. By the way, I haven't seen her here.	1.5172	0.07987	87	55	19	13
68	I taught junior high.	1.5169	0.07167	89	52	28	9
69	We were both good, I was just better.	1.5122	0.07808	82	50	22	10
70	Why, yes! I AM happy to see you ...	1.5122	0.08544	82	54	14	14
71	Sorry. Happens every time it meets a cute halo.	1.5116	0.07713	86	53	22	11
72	My therapist says I'm going through a mid-eternity crisis.	1.5116	0.07350	86	51	26	9
73	...so then He asked if I'd like to super-size it for a dollar more.	1.5114	0.08080	88	57	17	14
74	It's a blessing and a curse, really.	1.5114	0.07227	88	52	27	9
75	Oh, come on, everybody's getting haloplasty these days.	1.5111	0.07618	90	56	22	12
76	How did you know I was in advertising?	1.5063	0.08031	79	49	20	10
77	Arousal's a funny thing up here in heaven.	1.5063	0.08231	79	50	18	11
78	You were the one who ate the apple, not me.	1.5063	0.08031	79	49	20	10
79	Sometimes a halo is just a halo.	1.5062	0.07683	81	49	23	9
80	Why, yes, I am happy to see you. Why do you ask?	1.5062	0.08074	81	51	19	11
81	Let’s just say St. Peter and I go way back.	1.5062	0.07683	81	49	23	9
82	Actually, it's pronounced 'big halo', not 'big a-hole'.	1.5060	0.08635	83	56	12	15
83	I was having a bit of a mid-afterlife crisis.	1.5059	0.07223	85	50	27	8
84	Yea, I know! The worst one I've been called is "Sir Cumference".	1.5057	0.07819	87	55	20	12
85	Hey, you had me at halo.	1.5057	0.07470	87	53	24	10
86	It’s from the ‘Holier than Thou’ collection.	1.5000	0.08211	84	55	16	13
87	I need it to get FM radio.	1.5000	0.07809	82	51	21	10
88	I saved a bus full of nuns.	1.5000	0.07535	86	53	23	10
89	If you are looking for equality, go to Hell.	1.5000	0.07809	82	51	21	10
90	I never left the seat up.	1.5000	0.08344	80	52	16	12
91	Apparently, I'm holier than thou.	1.5000	0.07669	84	52	22	10
92	I wouldn't get too excited. Sometimes a halo is just a halo.	1.4941	0.07601	85	53	22	10
93	I always put the seat down.	1.4938	0.07881	81	51	20	10
94	Wait till you see my harp.	1.4938	0.08806	81	56	10	15
95	It means I'm happy to see you!	1.4938	0.07683	81	50	22	9
96	Well,after all,we did live with your mother for 20 years.	1.4938	0.07270	81	48	26	7
97	I died in Texas.	1.4938	0.08448	81	54	14	13
98	If it lasts longer than 24 hours I'm supposed to call my doctor.	1.4937	0.08426	79	52	15	12
99	Well, I did put the seat down every single time.	1.4937	0.07617	79	48	23	8
100	I finally found a use for all those unused airline miles.	1.4935	0.08395	77	50	16	11
101	If we haven't met before, it's likely because we travel in different circles.	1.4935	0.08189	77	49	18	10
102	You bet this is incredible; I was a lawyer!	1.4935	0.08597	77	51	14	12
103	I used to think I deserved it, but now it's just ironic.	1.4881	0.07284	84	51	25	8
104	When I was good, I was really good.	1.4881	0.07667	84	53	21	10
105	Circumference matters.	1.4875	0.07954	80	51	19	10
106	THEY SAY IF IT LASTS FOR MORE THAN FOUR HOURS I SHOULD CONSULT A DOCTOR.	1.4868	0.08480	76	50	15	11
107	I had just finished washing the dishes, folding the laundry, and cleaning all three bathrooms when I got hit by lightning.	1.4819	0.07543	83	52	22	9
108	You know, in retrospect, I wish I'd been a little less good...	1.4819	0.07735	83	53	20	10
109	I can get NPR, BBC, and wi-fi.	1.4815	0.08072	81	53	17	11
110	I invented ice cream.	1.4815	0.07680	81	51	21	9
111	Apparently God has a sense of humor, I was an atheist before I landed here.	1.4810	0.08423	79	53	14	12
112	I drove a Prius and I didn't talk about it much.	1.4810	0.08029	79	51	18	10
113	Sure, but try parking it.	1.4810	0.06945	79	46	28	5
114	He said to only contact Him if it lasts more than 4 hours.	1.4805	0.08187	77	50	17	10
115	The last thing I remember is shopping at Costco.	1.4805	0.08594	77	52	13	12
116	So, what is a bad girl like you doing in a place like this?	1.4756	0.07804	82	53	19	10
117	I used my miles to upgrade	1.4756	0.07202	82	50	25	7
118	I won it from Saint Francis in a poker game.	1.4750	0.07951	80	52	18	10
119	I also have great WiFi.	1.4744	0.07236	78	47	25	6
120	It used to fit better, before the diet.	1.4744	0.07236	78	47	25	6
121	I didn't realize the unequal compensation between men and women extended this far.	1.4744	0.08307	78	52	15	11
122	I abstained from all social media.	1.4744	0.08307	78	52	15	11
123	That's right...you do the same amount of work but you get a smaller halo.	1.4737	0.08051	76	49	18	9
124	Heaven isn’t fair either.	1.4737	0.08266	76	50	16	10
125	It's a curse, really.	1.4691	0.07675	81	52	20	9
126	You know what they say about a man and the size of his halo...	1.4691	0.07471	81	51	22	8
127	I'm from Texas.	1.4684	0.07819	79	51	19	9
128	Why yes, my Father does work here. Why do you ask?	1.4684	0.07608	79	50	21	8
129	Yeah, I work out.	1.4675	0.07752	77	49	20	8
130	If it lasts over four hours, I need to call my doctor.	1.4675	0.07529	77	48	22	7
131	But enough about me...	1.4658	0.08295	73	48	16	9
132	Every Bernie voter gets one.	1.4634	0.07402	82	52	22	8
133	...and I only ever used the left lane for passing.	1.4625	0.07536	80	51	21	8
134	You say goodbye, I say Halo.	1.4625	0.07536	80	51	21	8
135	It's not the size, it's how piously you use it.	1.4625	0.07743	80	52	19	9
136	"I find the new model gives me exceptional wi-fi reception.	1.4625	0.07743	80	52	19	9
137	The reception is unbelievable, I can even pick up Philadelphia channels.	1.4615	0.07676	78	50	20	8
138	Jealousy is a sin, Margaret.	1.4615	0.08499	78	54	12	12
139	You should have seen it before I learned humility.	1.4615	0.07890	78	51	18	9
140	Really, this only happens when you're around	1.4595	0.07499	74	46	22	6
141	I was an atheist.	1.4557	0.07811	79	52	18	9
142	I try to not let it get to my head.	1.4557	0.07384	79	50	22	7
143	Why yes, I am from Texas.	1.4545	0.07961	77	51	17	9
144	My halo is evidently excited to meet you.	1.4533	0.07894	75	49	18	8
145	If this lasts more than four hours I have to go to the E.R.	1.4533	0.07894	75	49	18	8
146	What can I say? I'm holier than thou.	1.4533	0.07894	75	49	18	8
147	I'm too good for you.	1.4521	0.08512	73	50	13	10
148	I died in a hula hoop accident. God thinks this is funny!	1.4521	0.08512	73	50	13	10
149	I work out.	1.4521	0.07813	73	47	19	7
150	The swelling's supposed to go down in a couple of days.	1.4487	0.07218	78	49	23	6
151	Now that you mention it, yes, I AM holier than thou.	1.4487	0.07218	78	49	23	6
152	As a matter a fact, I did die a virgin, why do you ask?	1.4487	0.07446	78	50	21	7
153	Believe you me, I'm no saint, but I do feel there's a lot hanging over my head.	1.4487	0.08292	78	54	13	11
154	I had enough points for an upgrade.	1.4487	0.07218	78	49	23	6
155	You have no idea how much pressure it puts on me.	1.4478	0.08314	67	44	16	7
156	The extra large comes with a heavy conscious	1.4474	0.07350	76	48	22	6
157	I'm from Texas, you know.	1.4474	0.07585	76	49	20	7
158	It's a rental.	1.4474	0.06595	76	45	28	3
159	I died at Costco.	1.4459	0.07966	74	49	17	8
160	I've lost a lot of weight since I got here.	1.4459	0.08196	74	50	15	9
161	I'm a bit concerned. It's been that way longer than four hours.	1.4459	0.07966	74	49	17	8
162	It lasted more than four hours. Do you think I should call a doctor?	1.4459	0.09054	74	54	7	13
163	That's what I get for ordering online.	1.4416	0.07732	77	51	18	8
164	I know. I had you at 'halo.'	1.4416	0.07950	77	52	16	9
165	Simple: I'm just holier than thou.	1.4416	0.08162	77	53	14	10
166	Regretfully, celibacy.	1.4400	0.07411	75	48	21	6
167	I got the ring. She got everything else.	1.4400	0.08327	75	52	13	10
168	Masters of Sainthood with a minor in compassion.	1.4400	0.07650	75	49	19	7
169	I guess I'm just Holier than Thou...	1.4400	0.07882	75	50	17	8
170	It's a hallehulahoop.	1.4400	0.08107	75	51	15	9
171	Obviously, you had more fun down there than I did.	1.4394	0.08116	66	43	17	6
172	My trouble is getting close to people.	1.4384	0.07799	73	48	18	7
173	You get it when you reach Platinum Level.	1.4384	0.07552	73	47	20	6
174	It's been over four hours, I better go call my doctor.	1.4366	0.08447	71	49	13	9
175	I'm pretty blessed...you know...up there.	1.4366	0.08682	71	50	11	10
176	Platinum Circle donor level.	1.4359	0.07653	78	52	18	8
177	How did you know I was lying?	1.4348	0.07856	69	45	18	6
178	Why yes, I am very happy to see you. How did you know?	1.4342	0.07571	76	50	19	7
179	My wife thinks I'm having an afterlife crisis.	1.4342	0.07799	76	51	17	8
180	Yeah, it's impressive. Until you have to go into a bathroom stall.	1.4342	0.07335	76	49	21	6
181	How did you know I thought you were hot?	1.4324	0.08622	74	53	10	11
182	I killed Trump.	1.4324	0.08835	74	54	8	12
183	Your profile picture had a much bigger halo	1.4324	0.07716	74	49	18	7
184	Costco. $3.99.	1.4324	0.07472	74	48	20	6
185	It's the new iHalo7.	1.4306	0.08351	72	50	13	9
186	It lasts for up to 4 hours.	1.4306	0.08114	72	49	15	8
187	No, I don't think it makes you look fat.	1.4286	0.08030	70	47	16	7
188	It was my mistake. I gave them my head diameter in millimeters.	1.4286	0.07261	77	50	21	6
189	I always remembered to put the toilet seat down.	1.4286	0.07215	70	44	22	4
190	Viagra seems to work differently here	1.4267	0.07147	75	48	22	5
191	Mid after-life crisis?	1.4267	0.08093	75	52	14	9
192	Even up here, it's Who you know.	1.4267	0.06890	75	47	24	4
193	I'm humble now, but I used to have a really big head.	1.4267	0.08093	75	52	14	9
194	It was this or my own Cherub.	1.4265	0.07928	68	45	17	6
195	Let me just say I am very blessed.	1.4247	0.08023	73	50	15	8
196	Why yes, as a matter of fact, I am from Texas.	1.4247	0.07277	73	47	21	5
197	Oh, alright. It's a training halo.	1.4247	0.07277	73	47	21	5
198	In hindsight, I wish I had more sex.	1.4247	0.08257	73	51	13	9
199	I'm afraid it wouldn't work out. I'm holier than thou.	1.4247	0.07783	73	49	17	7
200	I lost mine so God loaned me His.	1.4225	0.08431	71	50	12	9
201	I'm sure you'll fit in my circle.	1.4225	0.07681	71	47	18	6
202	Does it make me look holier than thou?	1.4203	0.07559	69	45	19	5
203	So embarrassed - but it's not you - I woke up with this...	1.4194	0.09068	62	44	10	8
204	You should see my harp.	1.4189	0.07935	74	51	15	8
205	Up here size does matter.	1.4189	0.08606	74	54	9	11
206	You're the real angel, mine's just a hula hoop	1.4189	0.08165	74	52	13	9
207	Then autocorrect changed "halo" to "hula." You can guess the rest.	1.4179	0.08278	67	46	14	7
208	I lost a lot of weight.	1.4179	0.08278	67	46	14	7
209	I lived a perfect life, and I all I got was this lousy big halo.	1.4167	0.07063	72	46	22	4
210	I'm to seek immediate divine intervention if it lasts more than four hours. . . .	1.4167	0.07597	72	48	18	6
211	It means exactly what you think it means.	1.4167	0.08333	72	51	12	9
212	I was canonized for inventing the hula hoop.	1.4167	0.07850	72	49	16	7
213	I know it looks silly, but I get great cell phone reception.	1.4154	0.07561	65	42	19	4
214	I was really, really good.	1.4143	0.08264	70	49	13	8
215	I feel much more confident since my halo enhancement surgery.	1.4143	0.08264	70	49	13	8
216	Can you tell I am happy to see you?	1.4143	0.07747	70	47	17	6
217	If it lasts more than four hours I'm going to seek immediate medical attention	1.4143	0.08010	70	48	15	7
218	If it stays like this another three hours I have to see a doctor.	1.4118	0.08698	68	49	10	9
219	It's actually doing wonders for my core.	1.4118	0.08442	68	48	12	8
220	I was endowed in Heaven as on Earth.	1.4110	0.08004	73	51	14	8
221	I was much heavier then.	1.4110	0.06989	73	47	22	4
222	I've been working out.	1.4110	0.06711	73	46	24	3
223	Yes, I did pray extra for it	1.4110	0.06989	73	47	22	4
224	I taught fourth grade for thirty years and never raised my voice.	1.4091	0.08356	66	46	13	7
225	. . . eighty pounds on The Biggest Loser, but it killed me.	1.4091	0.08631	66	47	11	8
226	Yes, I was responsible for ending Trump's campaign.	1.4091	0.09155	66	49	7	10
227	It's true, but please don't refer to me as "St Peter."	1.4091	0.08072	66	45	15	6
228	Angel of the Month is OK, I guess, but doorways are a real problem.	1.4091	0.07472	66	43	19	4
229	Oh, how I wish that rumor were true.	1.4091	0.07778	66	44	17	5
230	I've been dead a long time.	1.4085	0.07917	71	49	15	7
231	I guess I'm happy to see you.	1.4085	0.07114	71	46	21	4
232	I've seen bigger.	1.4085	0.08168	71	50	13	8
233	I've lost 400 pounds.	1.4085	0.07917	71	49	15	7
234	I slipped Jesus a fifty.	1.4085	0.08168	71	50	13	8
235	Well, I guess we know who's 'holier than thou'!	1.4062	0.08545	64	45	12	7
236	Well actually, I really am holier than thou.	1.4062	0.07624	64	42	18	4
237	I called my mother every day.	1.4062	0.07624	64	42	18	4
238	I've always been an over achiever.	1.4051	0.07541	79	55	16	8
239	I died in a Costco...in Texas.	1.4032	0.08744	62	44	11	7
240	Yeah, they're sending me back to Purgatory to work off the rest of my ego.	1.4030	0.08253	67	47	13	7
241	Sure, you had more fun, but I get to be sanctimonious for eternity.	1.4030	0.07686	67	45	17	5
242	I wasn't expecting to see you up here.	1.4030	0.07385	67	44	19	4
243	I can still hear her yelling, "It's been more than five hours. Call the doctor."	1.4030	0.08784	67	49	9	9
244	All they had left was the extra-extra large.	1.4030	0.07073	67	43	21	3
245	I never forgot anniversaries, always took the garbage out and consistently put toilet seats down.	1.4030	0.08523	67	48	11	8
246	Thanks, but God only knows why.	1.4028	0.08312	72	52	11	9
247	Actually, I got it on Amazon.	1.4028	0.07573	72	49	17	6
248	Ah, but I am holier than thou.	1.4028	0.07310	72	48	19	5
249	Do you think it gives me that 'holier-than-thou' look?	1.4028	0.07310	72	48	19	5
250	I recently lost a lot of weight.	1.4028	0.07310	72	48	19	5
251	Totally worth a joyless existence on earth.	1.4028	0.08073	72	51	13	8
252	I think it's a guilt thing... I was run over by the Popemobile.	1.4028	0.08544	72	53	9	10
253	It's called a Hula Halo. God's trying to appeal to a younger crowd.	1.4028	0.08073	72	51	13	8
254	Actually, I used my miles to get the upgrade.	1.4028	0.07310	72	48	19	5
255	Big halos are so New Testament.	1.4000	0.07985	70	49	14	7
256	Not to brag, but, let's just say "world hunger" isn't a thing anymore.	1.4000	0.08435	65	46	12	7
257	I worked in a pizzeria	1.4000	0.07985	70	49	14	7
258	Ok, ok. So I am a little excited to see you. How did you know?	1.4000	0.08435	65	46	12	7
259	I can't begin to tell how how much this new router has helped my signal strength	1.4000	0.08145	65	45	14	6
260	I've waited for a woman like you all my after life.	1.4000	0.07166	70	46	20	4
261	I'll make heaven great again!	1.4000	0.08987	65	48	8	9
262	I'm going to make Heaven great again.	1.4000	0.07722	70	48	16	6
263	I used to make pizzas	1.3973	0.08216	73	53	11	9
264	I'd like you to come and join my inner circle.	1.3971	0.08674	68	50	9	9
265	I worked for Wham-o. And you?	1.3971	0.07595	68	46	17	5
266	I really am that good.	1.3971	0.08152	68	48	13	7
267	I am backed by a particularly large angel investor.	1.3971	0.08417	68	49	11	8
268	"Would you like to touch it?	1.3971	0.08152	68	48	13	7
269	I thought they said 'Would you like a big HELLO when you get there?'.	1.3971	0.08152	68	48	13	7
270	...probably because our Father always liked me best	1.3971	0.08674	68	50	9	9
271	Remember when you told me I'd never amount to anything?	1.3971	0.07878	68	47	15	6
272	A bit much, huh? It's for that six-month stint your mother stayed with us.	1.3971	0.07595	68	46	17	5
273	My mother picked it out for me.	1.3971	0.07878	68	47	15	6
274	I guess I'm just glad to see you.	1.3968	0.09203	63	47	7	9
275	You wouldn’t believe the hoops I had to go through to get here.	1.3968	0.08326	63	44	13	6
276	You won't believe the hoops I had to go through for this...	1.3966	0.08135	58	39	15	4
277	I was a very good tipper.	1.3944	0.07086	71	47	20	4
278	Insecure? Why do you ask?	1.3944	0.07365	71	48	18	5
279	Nice, right? Turns out mine was the deciding vote that defeated Donald Trump back in 2016.	1.3944	0.08623	71	53	8	10
280	It's been like this for over four hours. Do you think I should consult my doctor?	1.3939	0.08044	66	46	14	6
281	It's for putting the seat down.	1.3939	0.07749	66	45	16	5
282	You're right, I'm holier than thou!	1.3939	0.08604	66	48	10	8
283	When I ordered, I thought for sure Heaven was metric.	1.3939	0.07749	66	45	16	5
284	Glad you asked. I'm gay, vegan and voted for Bernie.	1.3939	0.07749	66	45	16	5
285	See, up here, when a guy is turned on by a girl, it works a little differently.	1.3939	0.08604	66	48	10	8
286	Yes as a matter of fact I am holier than thou.	1.3939	0.08329	66	47	12	7
287	I'm guessing you're from Venus? I'm from Saturn	1.3939	0.08604	66	48	10	8
288	Yes, I am from Texas! Was it the accent?	1.3934	0.08191	61	42	14	5
289	We've recently developed a plan to reduce the gender halo gap gradually over the next five centuries.	1.3913	0.07785	69	48	15	6
290	I had to jump through mine a number of times just to get in here!	1.3913	0.07785	69	48	15	6
291	I supported Bernie Sanders.	1.3913	0.08054	69	49	13	7
292	I'm sorry if I seem holier than thou, but actually I am.	1.3906	0.08515	64	46	11	7
293	Yes, it's true what they say about guys with big halos.	1.3906	0.08515	64	46	11	7
294	They never discovered my sins during audits.	1.3881	0.07353	67	45	18	4
295	Not to blow my own trumpet, but I call my Mom every Sunday.	1.3881	0.07353	67	45	18	4
296	If it lasts over four hours, I have to see St. Peter.	1.3881	0.08224	67	48	12	7
297	It's just for being a white male.	1.3881	0.07655	67	46	16	5
298	I got an upgrade based on my frequent prayer miles	1.3881	0.07945	67	47	14	6
299	I'm getting worried. It's been like that for more than four hours.	1.3881	0.07945	67	47	14	6
300	I had you at ha-lo, right?	1.3881	0.07655	67	46	16	5
301	'It's because I phoned my mother every day.'	1.3881	0.07353	67	45	18	4
302	I put the lid down.	1.3881	0.07945	67	47	14	6
303	I know it's big, you don't have to stare.	1.3881	0.08224	67	48	12	7
304	It's crazy! When they said the double reward points never expire, they were right!	1.3857	0.07958	70	50	13	7
305	Let's talk endlessly about your feelings and my inadequacies.	1.3857	0.07419	70	48	17	5
306	After all, you were just a rib.	1.3857	0.08214	70	51	11	8
307	I get a lot of likes.	1.3857	0.07419	70	48	17	5
308	Not just thou -- everybody.	1.3857	0.08703	70	53	7	10
309	I'm not taking it in until I'm sure I'll keep the weight off.	1.3846	0.07498	65	44	17	4
310	Go big or go home.	1.3846	0.07812	65	45	15	5
311	I got it during a mid-afterlife crisis.	1.3846	0.07498	65	44	17	4
312	It came with the 'holier than thou'package!	1.3846	0.08405	65	47	11	7
313	It turns out being 'holier than thou' is a real thing.	1.3846	0.07812	65	45	15	5
314	Back on Earth, I invented the Hula Hoop.	1.3846	0.07812	65	45	15	5
315	I got this for being an honest politician. Of course I never won an election.	1.3846	0.08405	65	47	11	7
316	Heavenlywear@Narcissus.com, why?	1.3846	0.08405	65	47	11	7
317	Come here ad infinitum?	1.3846	0.08405	65	47	11	7
318	Once I resisted the temptation to leave a comment.	1.3846	0.07170	65	43	19	3
319	I'm just that good.	1.3846	0.08113	65	46	13	6
320	I do indeed find you quite attractive. What tipped you off?	1.3824	0.08123	68	49	12	7
321	Yes, I am happy to see you, but the size of my halo has nothing to do with that.	1.3824	0.07848	68	48	14	6
322	Sorry, this happens when I like someone.	1.3824	0.07563	68	47	16	5
323	I listened to a woman--like, really listened--and didn't try to sleep with her.	1.3824	0.08123	68	49	12	7
324	What can I say, I died a virgin.	1.3810	0.07977	63	44	14	5
325	Let's just say I'm blessed.	1.3810	0.07977	63	44	14	5
326	Mine's in the shop, but they gave me this hula hoop as a loaner.	1.3810	0.07977	63	44	14	5
327	I call it a halo hoop.	1.3810	0.07650	63	43	16	4
328	This is why I don't like online shopping.	1.3793	0.09471	58	44	6	8
329	The funny thing is, I was a Buddhist!	1.3788	0.08011	66	47	13	6
330	Why, yes--I AM holier than thou.	1.3788	0.08011	66	47	13	6
331	If this lasts longer than 4 hours, we should call someone.	1.3788	0.07714	66	46	15	5
332	So, you're a conservative.	1.3788	0.07406	66	45	17	4
333	And a big 'Halo' to you to Miss.	1.3788	0.07714	66	46	15	5
334	I was shopping at Costco during the Rapture.	1.3788	0.08297	66	48	11	7
335	Say the word and I will jump through it.	1.3788	0.08297	66	48	11	7
336	I failed to seek medical attention after four hours.	1.3788	0.08297	66	48	11	7
337	Sigh Well what do you expect when you're wearing your wings like that?	1.3788	0.08297	66	48	11	7
338	You haven't upgraded to the Halo 6 Plus yet?	1.3788	0.08011	66	47	13	6
339	Actually I was thinking about Pizza.	1.3788	0.07714	66	46	15	5
340	I had to jump through a lot of hoops to get here.	1.3788	0.07406	66	45	17	4
341	Yep, I'm a virgin.	1.3788	0.08573	66	49	9	8
342	Unfortunately size no longer matters.	1.3788	0.08297	66	48	11	7
343	Does my halo make me look fat?	1.3788	0.07714	66	46	15	5
344	Even up here, the gender pay gap is real	1.3788	0.08573	66	49	9	8
345	Remember me? I was your first husband!	1.3788	0.08573	66	49	9	8
346	I gave to PBS.	1.3788	0.08011	66	47	13	6
347	It's not what you're thinking - I have a big heart.	1.3788	0.07084	66	44	19	3
348	I rescued puppies.	1.3770	0.07811	61	42	15	4
349	Hmmm. I do the same amount of work and he still gets a bigger halo.	1.3768	0.08023	69	50	12	7
350	Women are from Venus, men are from Saturn.	1.3750	0.08183	64	46	12	6
351	Its not an act. I really am holier than thou.	1.3750	0.08183	64	46	12	6
352	Not only is it huge, I made the folks down in hell pay for it!	1.3750	0.08183	64	46	12	6
353	I never lied online	1.3750	0.08183	64	46	12	6
354	My halo's not ready yet so they lent me a hula hoop.	1.3750	0.08768	64	48	8	8
355	is that a hula hoop on your head or are you just happy to see me?	1.3750	0.08183	64	46	12	6
356	I never once stepped on a crack.	1.3750	0.07217	64	43	18	3
357	Yes, it is a bit showy but the reception is to die for.	1.3750	0.08183	64	46	12	6
358	Too over the top, huh?	1.3750	0.07874	64	45	14	5
359	What about coming back to my cloud and finding out for yourself?	1.3750	0.08183	64	46	12	6
360	Oh, that?" "That's the last hoop I had to jump through to finally get in here.	1.3750	0.07874	64	45	14	5
361	I always left the toilet seat down.	1.3731	0.07317	67	46	17	4
362	Aaargh! How embarrassing. It'll be back to normal in a bit.	1.3731	0.08191	67	49	11	7
363	... and that's when I quit taking steroids.	1.3731	0.07911	67	48	13	6
364	I have a lot of Likes.	1.3731	0.07001	67	45	19	3
365	I got it at Costco.	1.3731	0.07619	67	47	15	5
366	Don't be too impressed. He grades men on the curve.	1.3731	0.07911	67	48	13	6
367	Exactly what you think it means.	1.3731	0.08191	67	49	11	7
368	Why, yes, as a matter of fact, I AM holier than thou.	1.3731	0.08191	67	49	11	7
369	No. I’m just incredibly happy to see you.	1.3731	0.07001	67	45	19	3
370	Told you I was the better half.	1.3731	0.08191	67	49	11	7
371	Sorry, this is Judeo-Christian Biblical Heaven, so you will be doing most of the work and receiving a fraction of the credit and pay...	1.3731	0.08463	67	50	9	8
372	Equal halos!? Where do you think you are... Utopia?	1.3731	0.08463	67	50	9	8
373	It comes with unlimited text, talk and data.	1.3731	0.07619	67	47	15	5
374	It's my way of making Heaven great again.	1.3710	0.07708	62	43	15	4
375	And my golden chalice comes with unlimited refills.	1.3710	0.08676	62	46	9	7
376	They said if the condition lasts for more than 24 hours to consult my physician.	1.3710	0.07708	62	43	15	4
377	They let me upgrade in Atlanta.	1.3710	0.08043	62	44	13	5
378	Believe me, if I had met you, this would be a much smaller halo.	1.3692	0.08652	65	49	8	8
379	You can't be afraid to negotiate.	1.3692	0.07128	65	44	18	3
380	Yes, I may have exaggerated the truth a little.	1.3692	0.07458	65	45	16	4
381	I got this for inventing kale chips.	1.3692	0.07458	65	45	16	4
382	Exactly what makes you say I have a " holier than thou" attitude?	1.3692	0.07458	65	45	16	4
383	Who do I call for holiness lasting longer than 4 hours?	1.3692	0.07128	65	44	18	3
384	So.....just how naughty were you?	1.3692	0.07458	65	45	16	4
385	Nope, never even removed a mattress tag.	1.3692	0.07458	65	45	16	4
386	If you think this is bad, you should see Gandhi's.	1.3676	0.08356	68	51	9	8
387	I miss lust.	1.3676	0.08089	68	50	11	7
388	You know what they say...'big hands, big halo'	1.3676	0.08089	68	50	11	7
389	Miracle-Gro.	1.3676	0.08089	68	50	11	7
390	It only happens when I get excited	1.3676	0.07813	68	49	13	6
391	You thought it would be different here?	1.3676	0.07526	68	48	15	5
392	Gender equality hasn't come this far yet.	1.3676	0.07526	68	48	15	5
393	When I was good, I was very, very good.	1.3676	0.07229	68	47	17	4
394	Seriously, is He playing ring-toss, again?	1.3651	0.07937	63	45	13	5
395	I'm very very good.	1.3651	0.08852	63	48	7	8
396	You should see my wingspan.	1.3651	0.07607	63	44	15	4
397	I met my target weight, but I still have all this excess halo.	1.3651	0.07937	63	45	13	5
398	Right before I died, I doubled my contribution to PBS.	1.3636	0.07675	66	47	14	5
399	What patriarchy?	1.3636	0.07973	66	48	12	6
400	I'm from Texas. Its a ten gallon halo.	1.3636	0.07365	66	46	16	4
401	That's OK, your's is brighter.	1.3636	0.07675	66	47	14	5
402	I bought mine at Costco.	1.3636	0.07675	66	47	14	5
403	This is nothing. You should see God's.	1.3636	0.07042	66	45	18	3
404	Does this mean we aren't a match made in heaven?	1.3636	0.07042	66	45	18	3
405	I can't overstate the importance of starting early. A few good deeds when you are young, then through the magic of compound interest...	1.3636	0.07042	66	45	18	3
406	I'm really not that good. I think it's a hole in the ozone layer.	1.3636	0.07675	66	47	14	5
407	I'm not acting holier-than-thou. I am.	1.3636	0.08260	66	49	10	7
408	I had to overcompensate when I was alive too	1.3636	0.07973	66	48	12	6
409	Makes it Hell to walk through a doorway.	1.3636	0.07973	66	48	12	6
410	I guess I can't use heaven must be missing an angel anymore so I'll just say hi, I'm Doug.	1.3636	0.07973	66	48	12	6
411	I always used my turn signal.	1.3636	0.07973	66	48	12	6
412	They tell me I'm too good to be true.	1.3636	0.07042	66	45	18	3
413	I'm the one who never watched porn.	1.3636	0.07365	66	46	16	4
414	Honestly, it wasn’t all worth it.	1.3636	0.07042	66	45	18	3
415	I can read all I like in bed but I can't sleep a wink.	1.3636	0.07973	66	48	12	6
416	Essentially I'm holier than thou.	1.3607	0.08109	61	44	12	5
417	It feels a little mid-afterlife crisis, huh?	1.3607	0.08109	61	44	12	5
418	I'm a vegan.	1.3607	0.08757	61	46	8	7
419	I got a very high score on the entrance exam.	1.3607	0.08109	61	44	12	5
420	No, I am not compensating for anything!	1.3607	0.08757	61	46	8	7
421	I would sin for you.	1.3607	0.07404	61	42	16	3
422	I invented post-its.	1.3607	0.07404	61	42	16	3
423	It's rude to stare, you know.	1.3607	0.07404	61	42	16	3
424	Oh like you've never lied on your dating profile.	1.3607	0.08757	61	46	8	7
425	I'm told my only sin was sanctimony.	1.3594	0.07832	64	46	13	5
426	Why do you want to see my hands?	1.3594	0.08731	64	49	7	8
427	What 'holier than thou' attitude?	1.3594	0.08143	64	47	11	6
428	Tragic hula-hooping accident. You?	1.3594	0.07171	64	44	17	3
429	...and then God said, "Why didn't I think of that?"	1.3594	0.08143	64	47	11	6
430	Well haloooooooooo!	1.3594	0.08442	64	48	9	7
431	Because God is a guy.	1.3594	0.07171	64	44	17	3
432	Howdy, Ma'am. I'm from Texas.	1.3594	0.07509	64	45	15	4
433	A mid-eternity crisis?	1.3594	0.07171	64	44	17	3
434	Yes it means exactly what you're thinking.	1.3594	0.08143	64	47	11	6
435	Um, actually, wing size is a better indicator.	1.3594	0.09010	64	50	5	9
436	As a matter of fact, I am happy to to see you.	1.3594	0.07832	64	46	13	5
437	Costco. Why, where did you get yours?	1.3594	0.07509	64	45	15	4
438	Harvard.	1.3594	0.08442	64	48	9	7
439	Did you wash your's?	1.3594	0.08143	64	47	11	6
440	They call this one 'The Mandela.'	1.3594	0.06816	64	43	19	2
441	Unbeknownst to Tom, while he was playing hard to get, his halo was giving him away.	1.3594	0.08731	64	49	7	8
442	I really am holier than thou.	1.3594	0.07509	64	45	15	4
443	You were right. I AM holier-than-thou.	1.3594	0.08731	64	49	7	8
444	Aren't you glad we waited?	1.3594	0.06816	64	43	19	2
445	For the last time, I'm not compensating for anything, Gloria.	1.3594	0.08143	64	47	11	6
446	Yes, Viagra works here. Just differently.	1.3594	0.07509	64	45	15	4
447	Now you decide that size doesn't matter?	1.3594	0.08143	64	47	11	6
448	If it lasts more than four hours I have to go to the emergency cloud	1.3582	0.07275	67	47	16	4
449	I don't know, I got to the pearly gates, said hi to Uncle Peter and here I am.	1.3582	0.08154	67	50	10	7
450	It's one of the new halogens.	1.3582	0.07275	67	47	16	4
451	Yes, it's natural.	1.3582	0.06957	67	46	18	3
452	I invented gelato.	1.3562	0.07395	73	53	14	6
453	...But how do you know I find you attractive?	1.3548	0.07660	62	44	14	4
454	Yes it's true I have an inflated halo.	1.3548	0.07998	62	45	12	5
455	Does this halo make me look holier than thou?	1.3548	0.07660	62	44	14	4
456	I'm just as surprised as you--Goldman Sachs really does do God's work.	1.3548	0.07660	62	44	14	4
457	You had me at Halo.	1.3548	0.07660	62	44	14	4
458	Turns out He's cool with vanity	1.3548	0.08322	62	46	10	6
459	The Seraphim got a deal at Costco.	1.3548	0.07660	62	44	14	4
460	You were right. I wasn't much fun.	1.3548	0.07660	62	44	14	4
461	Sexism doesn't end. Sorry.	1.3548	0.06936	62	42	18	2
462	Turns out I AM holier than thou.	1.3548	0.08322	62	46	10	6
463	Shhh, I stole it from Ghandi!	1.3548	0.07307	62	43	16	3
464	For a buck, He supersized it.	1.3548	0.07307	62	43	16	3
465	What do you mean, 'is that a cumulonimbus cloud or are you happy to see me?'	1.3548	0.07998	62	45	12	5
466	What can I say? I'm Blessed.	1.3548	0.07660	62	44	14	4
467	I’m literally holier than thou.	1.3548	0.07998	62	45	12	5
468	You'll find that, up here, size really does matter.	1.3548	0.08322	62	46	10	6
469	I guess my biggest accomplishment was the pop up ad blocker.	1.3548	0.07660	62	44	14	4
470	You'll find size matters up here, too.	1.3548	0.07307	62	43	16	3
471	Fifty years ago women didn't even have halos.	1.3538	0.07082	65	45	17	3
472	What can I say? Father always liked me best.	1.3538	0.08036	65	48	11	6
473	After four hours I'm supposed to call my doctor.	1.3538	0.07731	65	47	13	5
474	Relax. I only borrowed this from Mother Theresa.	1.3538	0.06734	65	44	19	2
475	To be honest, I'm kind of a big deal up here.	1.3538	0.07082	65	45	17	3
476	Because I AM holier than thou.	1.3538	0.07413	65	46	15	4
477	No, no, nothing like that, I'm just real happy to see you.	1.3538	0.07413	65	46	15	4
478	Yeah, I'm from Texas. How'd you know?	1.3538	0.07413	65	46	15	4
479	Isn't it obvious that I find you very attractive?	1.3538	0.08329	65	49	9	7
480	I'm glad to see you too.	1.3538	0.08036	65	48	11	6
481	Yes, ma'am. Patron saint of Texas.	1.3538	0.07413	65	46	15	4
482	If I act holier than thou, it's because I AM holier than thou.	1.3538	0.07731	65	47	13	5
483	They ran out of halos. They gave me a hula hoop.	1.3538	0.07731	65	47	13	5
484	Well obviously it's not just my opinion... I AM 'holier than thou'!	1.3538	0.07731	65	47	13	5
485	I was hoping you wouldn't notice.	1.3538	0.08329	65	49	9	7
486	The 79% gender gap is pretty much the norm here, too.	1.3538	0.07731	65	47	13	5
487	It's been more than four hours. Should I call a doctor?	1.3538	0.07413	65	46	15	4
488	I saw Hamilton and didn't mention it to anyone.	1.3538	0.08329	65	49	9	7
489	Yes dear, I'm sorry... you're right.	1.3538	0.07731	65	47	13	5
490	Sorry, sometimes I get excited too easily	1.3519	0.08830	54	40	9	5
491	It's just good to know all those years in Catholic School , weren't for nothing !	1.3492	0.07559	63	45	14	4
492	It gets bigger every time I see you.	1.3492	0.07212	63	44	16	3
493	I didn't know being an alter boy would make such a difference.	1.3492	0.08208	63	47	10	6
494	The doctor said it's benign.	1.3492	0.07890	63	46	12	5
495	...which isn't to say that I'm NOT happy to see you	1.3492	0.07559	63	45	14	4
496	Remember the salary differences you discovered at work?	1.3492	0.08208	63	47	10	6
497	Yes, I'm afraid I am holier than thou.	1.3492	0.07890	63	46	12	5
498	Help! It's been like this for over 4 hours!	1.3492	0.08515	63	48	8	7
499	Yeah, but I still miss my Ferrari.	1.3492	0.08208	63	47	10	6
500	People told me I was "holier-than-thou" my whole life. I was just too modest to believe it.	1.3492	0.08208	63	47	10	6
501	Sure the reception's slightly better, but I wish I thought twice before springing for the latest upgrade.	1.3492	0.07559	63	45	14	4
502	I was the billionth entrant at the pearly gates so they supersized it for free.	1.3492	0.08208	63	47	10	6
503	Well, you always told me that size mattered.	1.3492	0.08208	63	47	10	6
504	Halooo.....where have YOU been all my afterlife?	1.3492	0.08208	63	47	10	6
505	It's like being back in high school. I have no control over it.	1.3492	0.07559	63	45	14	4
506	I got it when 'It's A Wonderful Life' grossed one billion.	1.3485	0.07631	66	48	13	5
507	I had a Groupon.	1.3485	0.07631	66	48	13	5
508	I'd say the upgraded halo package was worth it	1.3448	0.08360	58	43	10	5
509	Don't let this fool you, I am quite the bad boy.	1.3448	0.08714	58	44	8	6
510	I got it from Trump University. It's huge.	1.3448	0.09054	58	45	6	7
511	You forget all those summers spent at your mother's.	1.3443	0.08391	61	46	9	6
512	Whoever said you can't take it with you clearly wasn't the Northwest hula hoop champion three years running.	1.3443	0.07712	61	44	13	4
513	I used to change the diapers.	1.3443	0.06968	61	42	17	2
514	Would you call God? It's been longer than four hours.	1.3443	0.08059	61	45	11	5
515	I have lost weight. Thanks for noticing!	1.3438	0.07785	64	47	12	5
516	That's right, darlin'. You have died and gone to heaven...!	1.3438	0.07785	64	47	12	5
517	Yes, as a matter of fact, I am a virgin. How about you?	1.3438	0.08398	64	49	8	7
518	My good deeds just vested.	1.3438	0.06762	64	44	18	2
519	My biggest sin was vanity... go figure!	1.3438	0.06762	64	44	18	2
520	The last thing I remember is wearing a sombrero.	1.3438	0.07785	64	47	12	5
521	Thanks, but if it lasts for four millennia, I need to see a doctor.	1.3438	0.07785	64	47	12	5
522	I supported Bernie. Of course, I'm holier than thou.	1.3438	0.07785	64	47	12	5
523	Yeah, hula hoop accident. What about you?	1.3438	0.07785	64	47	12	5
524	If it were just a vanity thing, I wouldn't be here	1.3438	0.07120	64	45	16	3
525	What, you thought there would be equality in heaven?	1.3438	0.07460	64	46	14	4
526	Well in all honesty, the guys at the gate called it a loop hole!	1.3438	0.07785	64	47	12	5
527	It's all true.	1.3438	0.08398	64	49	8	7
528	No, it is the pothole I fell through and ended up here.	1.3438	0.07785	64	47	12	5
529	Every NPR contributor has one.	1.3438	0.07785	64	47	12	5
530	Yes, I’ve been working out.	1.3438	0.07120	64	45	16	3
531	Halo equality is still only a goal.	1.3438	0.07120	64	45	16	3
532	I tipped the guy at the gate.	1.3396	0.08495	53	39	10	4
533	It's a much better predictor than hand size. . . .	1.3393	0.08169	56	41	11	4
534	Do you really think we have gender inequality up here?	1.3390	0.07094	59	41	16	2
535	What do you think: unfunny, somewhat funny, or funny?	1.3390	0.07494	59	42	14	3
536	No, it's just a Hula-Hoop.	1.3390	0.08919	59	46	6	7
537	In my day I walked 128,234 little old ladies across the street, rescued 34,627 cats from trees, helped.....	1.3390	0.07094	59	41	16	2
538	Never fails , my Halo gets huge when I meet a Victoria's Secret Angel.	1.3387	0.08273	62	47	9	6
539	You heard wrong. God does play favorites	1.3387	0.07947	62	46	11	5
540	My insurance guy said the extra coverage would be good in perpetuity.	1.3387	0.07947	62	46	11	5
541	I was very good.	1.3387	0.07947	62	46	11	5
542	It's actually not a halo...it's the hole in my ozone layer.	1.3387	0.07947	62	46	11	5
543	I took the garbage out	1.3387	0.07947	62	46	11	5
544	O.K.—I am just happy to see you.	1.3387	0.07947	62	46	11	5
545	I'm His press secretary.	1.3387	0.08273	62	47	9	6
546	It was a free upgrade down at Purgatory because my cloud hadn't been cleaned yet.	1.3387	0.07607	62	45	13	4
547	We're still a whole generation behind on gender equality.	1.3387	0.07251	62	44	15	3
548	I was told I had an eternity to grow into it.	1.3387	0.06877	62	43	17	2
549	The key is negotiating on the way in.	1.3387	0.07607	62	45	13	4
550	Have you seen the size of my hands?	1.3387	0.07607	62	45	13	4
551	Good luck at ring toss, I'm off to hula hooping.	1.3387	0.07251	62	44	15	3
552	How about we get together and try to make a bullseye?	1.3387	0.07947	62	46	11	5
553	I can't help feeling holier than thou!	1.3385	0.08285	65	50	8	7
554	Now, I don't mean to come off as holier than thou...	1.3385	0.07989	65	49	10	6
555	Admit it; I had you at halo.	1.3385	0.07029	65	46	16	3
556	I drove a Prius.	1.3385	0.07363	65	47	14	4
557	I probably just attended more charity dinners than you.	1.3333	0.06788	63	44	17	2
558	It's over my head.	1.3333	0.07907	69	53	9	7
559	Is your halo always that big, or are you just happy to see me?	1.3333	0.07931	54	39	12	3
560	Yeah, they come standard when you buy a Prius.	1.3333	0.07390	60	43	14	3
561	I believe that they call it the Pinocchio halo.	1.3333	0.08768	54	41	8	5
562	C'mon, there's room for both of us under mine.	1.3333	0.06400	63	43	19	1
563	I’m confused. You’re my neighbor’s wife. I coveted you. Yet, here I am.	1.3333	0.08159	63	48	9	6
564	It's fully loaded with zero percent financing until the Second Coming.	1.3333	0.08159	63	48	9	6
565	You're waiting for the dick joke, aren't you?	1.3333	0.08455	66	52	6	8
566	Not that I'm holier than thou, but...	1.3333	0.07763	60	44	12	4
567	Let me say this just once, and then I'll shut up forever: brake is left and gas is right.	1.3333	0.07505	63	46	13	4
568	It's not the circumference that counts.	1.3333	0.07505	63	46	13	4
569	They told me it was specially made for Trump's ego, but apparently he won't be getting to use it	1.3333	0.08427	57	43	9	5
570	I think everyone's pretty surprised.	1.3333	0.07226	57	40	15	2
571	Yeah, I did a few rescues. Some pro bono work. How about you?	1.3333	0.07390	60	43	14	3
572	Well, I'm happy to see you	1.3333	0.07763	60	44	12	4
573	I only eat free-range Manna.	1.3333	0.08427	57	43	9	5
574	Actually I am hollier than thou	1.3333	0.08119	60	45	10	5
575	'I had you at 'halo'"	1.3333	0.08427	57	43	9	5
576	I wanted to do something big for our date tonight.	1.3333	0.07390	60	43	14	3
577	This is why you shouldn't just buy a halo off the rack.	1.3281	0.07062	64	46	15	3
578	I don't know what to say, I thought this was going to be a Playboy cartoon.	1.3281	0.08047	64	49	9	6
579	It grows in the presence of celestial bodies.	1.3281	0.07733	64	48	11	5
580	No, it doesn't make you look fat.	1.3279	0.07654	61	45	12	4
581	I was a Bernie Sanders supporter.	1.3279	0.07288	61	44	14	3
582	But, of course, I'm holier than thou.	1.3279	0.07654	61	45	12	4
583	Trouble is, I AM holier than thou.	1.3279	0.08003	61	46	10	5
584	You're not fooling anyone with that hula hoop.	1.3279	0.08003	61	46	10	5
585	I had a ton of points left on my card.	1.3279	0.07654	61	45	12	4
586	I know halos. I have the best halos. The halos love me.	1.3279	0.08003	61	46	10	5
587	We are equal, but I'm more equal.	1.3279	0.07654	61	45	12	4
588	I can't believe we got away with it.	1.3279	0.08659	61	48	6	7
589	It's nothing special; just a bigger hole in the ozone layer.	1.3279	0.08003	61	46	10	5
590	You may be prettier, but I'm holier than thou.	1.3279	0.07288	61	44	14	3
591	Sure, I did a couple good deeds, but let's talk about you.	1.3279	0.07288	61	44	14	3
592	I'm not wearing pants.	1.3279	0.08338	61	47	8	6
593	Some say its because I made more money than god.	1.3279	0.07654	61	45	12	4
594	I still couldn't live up to my parents' expectations and now this.	1.3279	0.08003	61	46	10	5
595	Holier than thou? Why, yes I am.	1.3279	0.08338	61	47	8	6
596	Yep, I did get it at Costco.	1.3279	0.08338	61	47	8	6
597	This size came with the wings and a bag of chips.	1.3276	0.08300	58	44	9	5
598	Apparently size matters up here too.	1.3276	0.08657	58	45	7	6
599	Something tells me this is better than meeting online.	1.3276	0.08300	58	44	9	5
600	Am I detecting a touch of halo envy?	1.3276	0.07123	58	41	15	2
601	I know, and the robe is too big too!	1.3276	0.06685	58	40	17	1
602	I died with the most toys.	1.3276	0.07536	58	42	13	3
603	Be honest, do you think it's too much?	1.3276	0.07123	58	41	15	2
604	I'm a Republican but I voted for Hillary.	1.3276	0.07927	58	43	11	4
605	My halo is large because I'm happy to see you.	1.3276	0.08300	58	44	9	5
606	I'm really, really good, if you know what I mean.	1.3276	0.07536	58	42	13	3
607	Holiness? No, they measure sales.	1.3276	0.08300	58	44	9	5
608	Me? I died saving a puppy.	1.3276	0.07927	58	43	11	4
609	I never watched Fox News.	1.3276	0.07536	58	42	13	3
610	Going through doors can be tough, but it's worth it.	1.3276	0.07927	58	43	11	4
611	Those little blue pills work in mysterious ways.	1.3273	0.08228	55	41	10	4
612	I suppose this is God's way of telling me my head is too big.	1.3231	0.07938	65	50	9	6
613	I said 'bless you' even when people were just coughing.	1.3226	0.07189	62	45	14	3
614	When it comes to halo size, I assure you, I have no problems in that area.	1.3226	0.07189	62	45	14	3
615	Mother claims that when she placed the order for a "halo" it autocorrected to "hula".	1.3226	0.08219	62	48	8	6
616	Yeah, you're a God fan? Name five of his albums.	1.3226	0.07548	62	46	12	4
617	... so I said everything is negotiable.	1.3226	0.07189	62	45	14	3
618	I guess I am holier than thou	1.3226	0.07548	62	46	12	4
619	"Does this Halo make me look fat"?	1.3226	0.08219	62	48	8	6
620	I was having a mid-afterlife crisis....	1.3226	0.07189	62	45	14	3
621	All those Facebook posts that I liked and shared finally paid off.	1.3226	0.07548	62	46	12	4
622	It's cumbersome, but I can hang my fine woolens on it.	1.3226	0.07548	62	46	12	4
623	I'd say you barely made it.	1.3226	0.07189	62	45	14	3
624	As I suspected. Women get haloes, men get hula hoops.	1.3226	0.07891	62	47	10	5
625	It means I'm really good, if you know what I mean.	1.3226	0.07189	62	45	14	3
626	I'm still a virgin	1.3220	0.08177	59	45	9	5
627	I could show you why I have a big halo, but then you'd have to have to go to Hell.	1.3220	0.08527	59	46	7	6
628	My guess is that I was correct about global warming.	1.3220	0.07812	59	44	11	4
629	Trust me, I can be a bad boy if that's really what you're looking for.	1.3220	0.07428	59	43	13	3
630	I paid for premium.	1.3220	0.07812	59	44	11	4
631	I guess I am holier than thou, after all.	1.3220	0.07024	59	42	15	2
632	I built mother-in-law suites for a living.	1.3220	0.07812	59	44	11	4
633	You're still gonna swipe left, aren't you?	1.3220	0.08177	59	45	9	5
634	I'm applying for patron saint of the arrogant and smug.	1.3220	0.08177	59	45	9	5
635	I used to work in a pizza parlor.	1.3220	0.08177	59	45	9	5
636	'Hot' is a tricky term here.	1.3220	0.07428	59	43	13	3
637	It's a continuation of the gender pay gap.	1.3220	0.08177	59	45	9	5
638	I'm not compensating for anything if that's what's you're thinking.	1.3220	0.08527	59	46	7	6
639	I worked at the returns counter in Costco.	1.3220	0.09187	59	48	3	8
640	Because I didn't swear, steal, cheat on my wife; but mostly because I didn't vote for Donald Trump.	1.3220	0.07428	59	43	13	3
641	Halo envy is fairly common.	1.3220	0.07428	59	43	13	3
642	It's heaven. Small hands, big halo.	1.3214	0.07256	56	40	14	2
643	I said I was sorry three lives ago.	1.3214	0.08101	56	42	10	4
644	Viagra sideffect.	1.3214	0.07256	56	40	14	2
645	No, seriously. I'm a bad boy.	1.3214	0.06297	56	38	18	0
646	I'm assigned to Texas.	1.3214	0.07690	56	41	12	3
647	It's the same one God uses.	1.3214	0.08493	56	43	8	5
648	I opted for the wider radius option. It covers a multitude of sins.	1.3214	0.08493	56	43	8	5
649	Yes yes, I invented the hula hoop.	1.3214	0.08493	56	43	8	5
650	It appears that I had a lot more fun getting here than you did.	1.3167	0.07699	60	45	11	4
651	"My halo is in the shop and they didn't have any replacements, so they gave me a hula hoop instead".	1.3167	0.07323	60	44	13	3
652	I guess it means I'm holier than thou.	1.3167	0.07699	60	45	11	4
653	It's not exactly what I meant when I said 'extra large.'	1.3167	0.08401	60	47	7	6
654	I was meeker than most. Ironically, now I'm considered a show-off.	1.3167	0.08058	60	46	9	5
655	It's real--go ahead and pull on it.	1.3167	0.06506	60	42	17	1
656	They sized it for some guy named Trump, and reconsidered.	1.3167	0.08401	60	47	7	6
657	I'm happy to see you.	1.3167	0.07699	60	45	11	4
658	It's a heaven thing. On Earth it would be an erection.	1.3167	0.08058	60	46	9	5
659	You were right! I really was holier than thou	1.3167	0.07323	60	44	13	3
660	Well, I finally opened the 'options' menu.	1.3167	0.07699	60	45	11	4
661	For a few extra good deeds I was able to super size it.	1.3167	0.06926	60	43	15	2
662	They say "you can't take it with you," but I did, and this is what I bought with it.	1.3158	0.07575	57	42	12	3
663	Yes...I'm THAT good.	1.3158	0.08361	57	44	8	5
664	My Father said I'd grow into it.	1.3158	0.07149	57	41	14	2
665	I'm not picturing you naked.	1.3158	0.07575	57	42	12	3
666	I shot Donald Trump.	1.3158	0.08728	57	45	6	6
667	They were all out of Men's Medium.	1.3158	0.07575	57	42	12	3
668	We need to make heaven great again!	1.3158	0.07149	57	41	14	2
669	Halo Envy	1.3158	0.07575	57	42	12	3
670	Sorry, the correct religion was United Southern Conservative Baptist Council of 1892, not United Southern Conservative Baptist Council of 1912.	1.3158	0.08728	57	45	6	6
671	Thanks, but sainthood was really my fall-back position.	1.3158	0.07575	57	42	12	3
672	I am the guy who invented The Pill	1.3158	0.07978	57	43	10	4
673	It won't get in the way, I promise!	1.3158	0.07978	57	43	10	4
674	I went to Harvard.	1.3158	0.07575	57	42	12	3
675	It matches my ego.	1.3158	0.08361	57	44	8	5
676	Nothing fits right after you lose weight.	1.3158	0.07149	57	41	14	2
677	It's true what they say about the size of your halo.	1.3158	0.07978	57	43	10	4
678	I'm from Canada.	1.3158	0.07978	57	43	10	4
679	Yes. It is true what they say...	1.3158	0.08361	57	44	8	5
680	I got an upgrade.	1.3158	0.07575	57	42	12	3
681	Underneath it all, I'm really a humble guy!	1.3158	0.07575	57	42	12	3
682	Green stamps.	1.3158	0.07575	57	42	12	3
683	Now, how'd ya know I'm from Texas?	1.3158	0.07978	57	43	10	4
684	Seriously .... I am a Super Delegate.	1.3158	0.07575	57	42	12	3
685	I really can't explain it. Seems like every time I see you it just gets bigger.	1.3158	0.07978	57	43	10	4
686	What do you mean size doesn't matter?	1.3148	0.07853	54	40	11	3
687	I always knew I was holier than thou	1.3148	0.08286	54	41	9	4
688	What do you mean I'm acting holier than thou?	1.3137	0.08627	51	39	8	4
689	Is a safe word really a necessity?	1.3115	0.07941	61	47	9	5
690	Honestly, I always took your complaint that I was holier than thou as a compliment.	1.3115	0.07590	61	46	11	4
691	Marketing. You?	1.3115	0.07590	61	46	11	4
692	I know what you're thinking....and you're right.	1.3115	0.07941	61	47	9	5
693	Flattery even works on you-know-who.	1.3115	0.07221	61	45	13	3
694	I got it for my humility.	1.3115	0.07590	61	46	11	4
695	It looked bigger on your profile.	1.3115	0.07221	61	45	13	3
696	Of course that old saying is true! The bigger the halo the bigger the . . .	1.3115	0.07590	61	46	11	4
697	Good luck with getting through the pearly gates.	1.3115	0.07941	61	47	9	5
698	Well, maybe just a bit holier-than-thou.	1.3115	0.07590	61	46	11	4
699	Loop hole.	1.3103	0.07046	58	42	14	2
700	Because Our Father likes me better.	1.3103	0.07858	58	44	10	4
701	I'm no longer the last man on earth, so how about NOW?	1.3103	0.08234	58	45	8	5
702	Unfortunately it is really heavy.	1.3103	0.07046	58	42	14	2
703	Does this halo make my head look small?	1.3103	0.07463	58	43	12	3
704	Not that size matters...	1.3103	0.07463	58	43	12	3
705	I invented the "hula-hoop", St. Peter thought this would be funny!	1.3103	0.07463	58	43	12	3
706	Because I never once wrote anything in the comments section.	1.3103	0.08234	58	45	8	5
707	What can I say? Size matters.	1.3103	0.08234	58	45	8	5
708	St. Peter likes geometry teachers.	1.3103	0.08593	58	46	6	6
709	The halo gap is just a statistical illusion.	1.3103	0.08593	58	46	6	6
710	I never posted anything about Donald Trump to Facebook.	1.3103	0.07858	58	44	10	4
711	I was Trump's anger management coach.	1.3103	0.07858	58	44	10	4
712	I lost the weight and nothing fits anymore.	1.3103	0.07046	58	42	14	2
713	"I just downloaded the 'Holier Than Thou' app.	1.3103	0.07046	58	42	14	2
714	Oh, this? I ran a marathon and never talked about it.	1.3103	0.08234	58	45	8	5
715	Hoola Hoop accident. And you?	1.3103	0.07858	58	44	10	4
716	The mile high club is for amateurs.	1.3103	0.07858	58	44	10	4
717	How'd you know I was thinking of that?	1.3103	0.07463	58	43	12	3
718	My realm or yours?	1.3103	0.08234	58	45	8	5
719	What's an angel have to do to impress you?	1.3103	0.07858	58	44	10	4
720	I wrote a scathing review of Monty Python's "Life of Brian".	1.3103	0.07858	58	44	10	4
721	It was first prize in the Holier Than Thou contest.	1.3103	0.07463	58	43	12	3
722	I suppose you could say I'm holier than thou.	1.3103	0.06603	58	41	16	1
723	Frankly, I'd rather have a penis.	1.3103	0.08593	58	46	6	6
724	Does this robe make my halo look big?	1.3103	0.08593	58	46	6	6
725	Enough about my halo, what do you think about it?	1.3103	0.07463	58	43	12	3
726	So, when all is said and done, size DOES matter	1.3103	0.08593	58	46	6	6
727	It’s the biggest, greatest, most-terrific halo heaven has ever seen—that I can tell you—because God loves me—really, everybody loves me, it’s terrific, everyone loves me, but mostly God loves me—it’s incredible…	1.3103	0.08593	58	46	6	6
728	So you must be the Virgin Gary, am I right?	1.3103	0.07858	58	44	10	4
729	You're busy for the next million weekends?	1.3103	0.07046	58	42	14	2
730	It's the Trump model.	1.3103	0.07463	58	43	12	3
731	Then she asked, "Is that your halo or are you just glad to see me?"	1.3103	0.08234	58	45	8	5
732	Yes I get that reaction a lot, but I'm more than that.	1.3103	0.08234	58	45	8	5
733	I was surprised to find a Costco up here	1.3103	0.07463	58	43	12	3
734	Wow! Didn't expect to see you here.	1.3103	0.07858	58	44	10	4
735	It's not what you do, it's who you know.	1.3103	0.07463	58	43	12	3
736	There is a glass Ceiling here too, I'm afraid.	1.3103	0.07858	58	44	10	4
737	If this halo lasts more than four hours, we should call a doctor.	1.3103	0.07858	58	44	10	4
738	What, if anything, would lead you to think I'm exaggerating?	1.3103	0.07858	58	44	10	4
739	I'll have to have you meet my Father first.	1.3103	0.08234	58	45	8	5
740	You know what they say about large halos...	1.3103	0.08234	58	45	8	5
741	I just think He understands that making good choices is harder for men.	1.3103	0.07858	58	44	10	4
742	On the positive side, it brings in overseas television.	1.3103	0.07046	58	42	14	2
743	I did some extra credit.	1.3103	0.07463	58	43	12	3
744	Of course, men have perks everywhere.	1.3103	0.08234	58	45	8	5
745	Someone's idea of a joke. . . I used to own a Big & Tall store.	1.3103	0.07858	58	44	10	4
746	Oh, nothing special; I never littered.	1.3103	0.07858	58	44	10	4
747	And likewise, a big hello too you.	1.3103	0.08938	58	47	4	7
748	Apparently, I brought my ego with me.	1.3103	0.07858	58	44	10	4
749	I never masturbated.	1.3103	0.08234	58	45	8	5
750	I used to sell Viagra.	1.3103	0.07858	58	44	10	4
751	I may have to seek medical help if this lasts for more than 4 hours.	1.3091	0.08942	55	44	5	6
752	Hula Hoop champ, Fresno, '64.	1.3091	0.08154	55	42	9	4
753	Now I really am 'holier than thou.'	1.3091	0.07281	55	40	13	2
754	I'm off to a Kentucky derby party!	1.3091	0.07730	55	41	11	3
755	I was fitted in the 80s when my hair was bigger.	1.3091	0.08942	55	44	5	6
756	I don't date dead women.	1.3091	0.08154	55	42	9	4
757	Well, actually I died falling through an open manhole...	1.3077	0.08481	52	40	8	4
758	Forgive me for saying so, but that was one HELL of a first date.	1.3065	0.07828	62	48	9	5
759	Sorry to be holier than thou.	1.3065	0.07828	62	48	9	5
760	Hey, great wings.	1.3065	0.07828	62	48	9	5
761	Am I in heaven or are you in Hell?	1.3061	0.07263	49	35	13	1
762	I actually listened to telemarketers	1.3051	0.07354	59	44	12	3
763	I doubled my PBS contribution many times.	1.3051	0.07354	59	44	12	3
764	It's bigger than the Halo 5S, but it takes better pictures.	1.3051	0.08110	59	46	8	5
765	My therapist thinks I might be having a mid-death crisis.	1.3051	0.07354	59	44	12	3
766	I guess it's because I once fired Donald Trump	1.3051	0.08110	59	46	8	5
767	It doubles as a holy hula hoop.	1.3051	0.08110	59	46	8	5
768	Never hurts to ask for an upgrade...	1.3051	0.06946	59	43	14	2
769	It's about humility, but I can't go into details or it would be smaller.	1.3051	0.07742	59	45	10	4
770	I AM holier than thou. Isn't it obvious?	1.3051	0.08110	59	46	8	5
771	I voted my conscience at the Republican Convention.	1.3051	0.07354	59	44	12	3
772	And you thought earning 77 cents for every dollar on earth wasn't fair.	1.3051	0.06511	59	42	16	1
773	Yes, I am the person who invented s'mores.	1.3051	0.07742	59	45	10	4
774	Yes, I know women say size doesn't matter.	1.3051	0.07742	59	45	10	4
775	It makes my shorter wings less noticeable.	1.3051	0.07742	59	45	10	4
776	This is not the place for halo envy.	1.3051	0.07742	59	45	10	4
777	It gives meaning to holier than thou.	1.3051	0.07742	59	45	10	4
778	It's been more than four hours and I can't find a doctor.	1.3051	0.06946	59	43	14	2
779	As a matter of fact, I am the one percent.	1.3051	0.07742	59	45	10	4
780	They gave it to me for creating a cure for Donald Trump.	1.3051	0.08463	59	47	6	6
781	Just before I died I took a Viagra.	1.3051	0.07354	59	44	12	3
782	Don't be impressed. It's a hula hoop.	1.3051	0.06946	59	43	14	2
783	would you like to go somewhere and help me make this thing get smaller?	1.3051	0.07354	59	44	12	3
784	How the hell did you get in here?	1.3051	0.07742	59	45	10	4
785	So I said to Peter, 'I did save all the children in the fire, AND I went back for Spot.' Earthly-speaking, that didn't work out for me, but...	1.3051	0.07354	59	44	12	3
786	Of course this is what I meant when I said said that size matters!	1.3051	0.08463	59	47	6	6
787	I found the slim-fit uncomfortable.	1.3051	0.07742	59	45	10	4
788	Actually, nothing special. Apparently this is the size you get if you've led an incredibly boring life.	1.3051	0.07354	59	44	12	3
789	Yep, I won the hula-hoop contest last night!	1.3036	0.07171	56	41	13	2
790	Yes, in spite of my small hands.	1.3036	0.07171	56	41	13	2
791	It was really hell getting this good.	1.3036	0.08421	56	44	7	5
792	Yes, even here.	1.3036	0.08026	56	43	9	4
793	It's not the size of your halo, it's how you use it.	1.3036	0.07611	56	42	11	3
794	You know, even up here they say size matters.	1.3036	0.08026	56	43	9	4
795	It's a halo affect.	1.3036	0.08026	56	43	9	4
796	I know what your thinking ... and that's sinful.	1.3036	0.08026	56	43	9	4
797	What gender gap?	1.3036	0.08026	56	43	9	4
798	Guess this settles it. God is a man.	1.3036	0.07611	56	42	11	3
799	According to God, size actually does matter.	1.3036	0.08421	56	44	7	5
800	I believe you're confusing big halo with big hands.	1.3019	0.07893	53	40	10	3
801	Everything is bigger in heaven.	1.3019	0.08764	53	42	6	5
802	I assure you I'm not compensating for anything.	1.3016	0.07024	63	47	13	3
803	You'd think up here it wouldn't matter but..	1.3016	0.07718	63	49	9	5
804	I found the halo on Hulu in Hilo: it's a holy hula	1.3000	0.08336	60	48	6	6
805	Ever since i went solar.	1.3000	0.06848	60	44	14	2
806	No. For your information, this doesn't mean I died a virgin.	1.3000	0.07628	60	46	10	4
807	It may look impressive, but I haven't been able to sleep a wink in eighty years.	1.3000	0.06422	60	43	16	1
808	It's not the size, it's the...no wait, it is the size.	1.3000	0.06848	60	44	14	2
809	I staid out of politics.	1.3000	0.07628	60	46	10	4
810	What matters is what you do with it.	1.3000	0.07628	60	46	10	4
811	Heart attack during a hula hoop competition. You?	1.3000	0.06848	60	44	14	2
812	Who's "holier than thou" now?	1.2982	0.08289	57	45	7	5
813	Class of '16 Halodictorian!	1.2982	0.07902	57	44	9	4
814	Actually, I have very large hands, too.	1.2982	0.07902	57	44	9	4
815	You wouldn't believe the hoops I had to jump through to get in here!	1.2982	0.07064	57	42	13	2
816	It doesn't mean that I'm no fun.	1.2982	0.06606	57	41	15	1
817	Just one of several hoops I had to jump through to get here.	1.2982	0.06606	57	41	15	1
818	Yes, you had to put with me your whole life, but I had to put up with your mother.	1.2982	0.08289	57	45	7	5
819	I always put the shopping cart in the corral.	1.2982	0.06606	57	41	15	1
820	Well, honey, you know what they say....	1.2982	0.07495	57	43	11	3
821	Yes, it's big. But we don't have envy here in heaven.	1.2982	0.08289	57	45	7	5
822	I didn't realize they were asking for my size in cubits.	1.2982	0.07064	57	42	13	2
823	Please, let me explain the meaning of sanctimonious.	1.2982	0.07495	57	43	11	3
824	So my mother was right--I AM the real saint in our marriage.	1.2982	0.07495	57	43	11	3
825	I resigned from Trump's staff.	1.2982	0.07902	57	44	9	4
826	So you're saying size STILL matters?	1.2982	0.08289	57	45	7	5
827	What halo gap?	1.2982	0.07902	57	44	9	4
828	I don't like to brag, but yeah, I'm really good...	1.2982	0.08289	57	45	7	5
829	It's the Harvard difference, my dear.	1.2982	0.07495	57	43	11	3
830	Yah, I just saved a busload of orphans. How'd you get yours?	1.2982	0.07064	57	42	13	2
831	I've tried shrinking it, but my ego keeps getting in the way.	1.2982	0.07495	57	43	11	3
832	I had halo enlargement surgery.	1.2982	0.07902	57	44	9	4
833	I call it a 'Halo-Hoop'. Patent pending.	1.2982	0.07902	57	44	9	4
834	Yes, how did you know I'm from Texas?	1.2982	0.07495	57	43	11	3
835	No, I'm not overcompensating for anything.	1.2982	0.06606	57	41	15	1
836	I am aroused. How did you know?	1.2982	0.07495	57	43	11	3
837	Midlife crisis? That's impossible.	1.2982	0.08289	57	45	7	5
838	I guess some of us are a little more angelic than others.	1.2982	0.07495	57	43	11	3
839	I'm afraid we don't count "Victoria's Secret" as previous experience.	1.2982	0.07902	57	44	9	4
840	I always knew God would compensate me one day. I just didn't think it would be here.	1.2982	0.07902	57	44	9	4
841	I may have stretched things a little with St. Peter.	1.2982	0.07495	57	43	11	3
842	it was just diet and exercise.	1.2982	0.07902	57	44	9	4
843	Size will always matter.	1.2982	0.07495	57	43	11	3
844	I died a virgin.	1.2982	0.07064	57	42	13	2
845	Ironically I got it for not manspreading.	1.2982	0.08658	57	46	5	6
846	Yes I know, the big halo was not worth the life of celibacy	1.2982	0.07064	57	42	13	2
847	No. This time, it's because I'm happy to see you.	1.2982	0.07495	57	43	11	3
848	Enough of my holier-than-though attitude? I AM holier than thou.	1.2982	0.06606	57	41	15	1
849	Yes, well, evidently just getting here at all after 20 years in Congress is deemed worthy of special recognition.	1.2963	0.07302	54	40	12	2
850	Are you one of Charlie's?	1.2963	0.06807	54	39	14	1
851	Around here, I'm known as God's gift to women.	1.2963	0.07766	54	41	10	3
852	I suppose you prefer bad boys.	1.2963	0.06807	54	39	14	1
853	Hi I'm Brian but all my friends up here call me Lord of the Ring.	1.2963	0.07766	54	41	10	3
854	It’s not an attitude – I actually am ‘all holier than thou’.	1.2963	0.08203	54	42	8	4
855	Want to come over and see my miracle collection?	1.2963	0.07302	54	40	12	2
856	I showed Him how to put on voicemail.	1.2963	0.08203	54	42	8	4
857	Actually, it's an escape hatch.	1.2941	0.08065	51	39	9	3
858	I died in 1520 - back when a little cash could buy you a bigger halo.	1.2931	0.07382	58	44	11	3
859	Yes, I am God's gift.	1.2931	0.06961	58	43	13	2
860	I never drop a call.	1.2931	0.06961	58	43	13	2
861	Halo. How are you?	1.2931	0.07382	58	44	11	3
862	It's not the size that counts, it's how you use it.	1.2931	0.08161	58	46	7	5
863	My father is kind of a big wheel around here.	1.2931	0.06961	58	43	13	2
864	No, nothing like that. It's just a hula hoop.	1.2931	0.07382	58	44	11	3
865	Unfortunately for you, the gender gap is eternal.	1.2931	0.07781	58	45	9	4
866	I always ate all my vegetables.	1.2931	0.06029	58	41	17	0
867	It's called "male enhancement".	1.2931	0.06961	58	43	13	2
868	My shrink says overcompensation is common during an afterlife crisis.	1.2931	0.08161	58	46	7	5
869	You know what they say...the bigger your halo...	1.2931	0.06511	58	42	15	1
870	It cost a bunch extra but was totally worth it.	1.2931	0.07781	58	45	9	4
871	Oh, this old thing? Why, thank you.	1.2931	0.06961	58	43	13	2
872	I died in a freak Hoola Hoop accident.	1.2931	0.08161	58	46	7	5
873	No dunking.	1.2931	0.07382	58	44	11	3
874	I got it on line from Lane Bryant.	1.2931	0.07781	58	45	9	4
875	Don't be silly, of course I'm not holier than YOU.	1.2931	0.06961	58	43	13	2
876	Well, I wouldn't say 'than most,' but certainly 'than thou...'	1.2931	0.08161	58	46	7	5
877	Costco.	1.2931	0.07382	58	44	11	3
878	You were expecting halo equality?	1.2931	0.07382	58	44	11	3
879	I got in before steroids were banned.	1.2931	0.07382	58	44	11	3
880	HE knew I invented the Hula Hoop.	1.2909	0.07188	55	41	12	2
881	So, do you want to see my harp?	1.2909	0.07642	55	42	10	3
882	I'm scheduled for halo reduction surgery.	1.2909	0.07188	55	41	12	2
883	In my previous life, I was president of Wham-O	1.2909	0.08071	55	43	8	4
884	What do you mean "overcompensating"?	1.2909	0.07642	55	42	10	3
885	I brought my ego with me.	1.2909	0.07188	55	41	12	2
886	It was my reward. In my former life, I had small hands!	1.2909	0.06703	55	40	14	1
887	Yes, there is a gender-gap in the standard compensation for good works.	1.2909	0.08071	55	43	8	4
888	You get it at 250,000 prayer miles.	1.2909	0.07642	55	42	10	3
889	I'm the patron saint of hula hoopers.	1.2909	0.07642	55	42	10	3
890	Yes, bigger hands...keep going.	1.2909	0.08071	55	43	8	4
891	Hey, my eyes are down here. Do you think you are the first angel to stare at my halo?	1.2909	0.07642	55	42	10	3
892	Now that I live in the cloud, I thought I’d splurge and go for the iHalo 6 Plus.	1.2909	0.07642	55	42	10	3
893	Looks like the holes in the glass ceiling are no different here.	1.2909	0.07642	55	42	10	3
894	Actually, it's a curse.	1.2909	0.07642	55	42	10	3
895	I left a big tip at the Gates...	1.2909	0.07642	55	42	10	3
896	All they had left was XXL.	1.2909	0.06703	55	40	14	1
897	Nice try but I still don't think you're getting in.	1.2909	0.07642	55	42	10	3
898	There's nothing wrong with Costco	1.2909	0.08071	55	43	8	4
899	I'm not really that holy. I'm just good at levitating hula hoops.	1.2909	0.08478	55	44	6	5
900	I know there are differences, but we can work it out.	1.2909	0.07188	55	41	12	2
901	It turns out they're real sticklers about "ten items or less."	1.2909	0.08071	55	43	8	4
902	Because I'm holier-than-thou.	1.2909	0.08866	55	45	4	6
903	I try not to come across as 'holier than thou,' but this makes it difficult.	1.2909	0.07188	55	41	12	2
904	Free installation with wi-fi, $49.99/mo. for 2 years...but then...	1.2909	0.07642	55	42	10	3
905	In your picture, your wings looked bigger.	1.2909	0.06703	55	40	14	1
906	You wouldn't believe the number of candles I lit.	1.2909	0.07642	55	42	10	3
907	Why yes, I have been very, very good.	1.2909	0.07642	55	42	10	3
908	I'm not that good. I just invented the hula hoop.	1.2909	0.08478	55	44	6	5
909	I've been blessed.	1.2909	0.07642	55	42	10	3
910	It's because I was gluten free.	1.2909	0.08478	55	44	6	5
911	I saw it on "As seen on TV". Shipping was hell though.	1.2909	0.08071	55	43	8	4
912	Having a great publicist is only part of the equation	1.2885	0.07438	52	39	11	2
913	I'm pretty sure that size does matter up here...	1.2885	0.07929	52	40	9	3
914	Saint Viagra.	1.2881	0.06860	59	44	13	2
915	It was a trend in the 50's!	1.2857	0.07078	56	42	12	2
916	I took a bullet protecting the Pope.	1.2857	0.06091	56	40	16	0
917	I doubled my contribution to PBS.	1.2857	0.07942	56	44	8	4
918	Why, halo there...	1.2857	0.07522	56	43	10	3
919	Just my luck! I'm incapable of having impure thoughts.	1.2857	0.08341	56	45	6	5
920	But who had more fun?	1.2857	0.06569	63	47	14	2
921	I'm sure more people would remember public television in their will if they knew about this "Halo Benefit".	1.2857	0.07942	56	44	8	4
922	Fooled me too, I thought I was going there as well.	1.2857	0.07942	56	44	8	4
923	It used to be my waistband.	1.2857	0.07078	56	42	12	2
924	I'm the only one who can make Heaven great again.	1.2857	0.08341	56	45	6	5
925	I got my first promotion.	1.2857	0.07078	56	42	12	2
926	I had it made to fit my ego.	1.2857	0.07522	56	43	10	3
927	Stop accusing me of taking a holier-than-thou attitude.	1.2857	0.06603	56	41	14	1
928	I can't help it. It grows every time I see you with those beautiful feathered wings.	1.2857	0.07522	56	43	10	3
929	It's not mine, I fell through it	1.2857	0.06603	56	41	14	1
930	Does it make my ears look smaller	1.2857	0.07078	56	42	12	2
931	Up here it's the only thing on me that gets bigger when I see a pretty girls.	1.2857	0.07942	56	44	8	4
932	Well, I did jump through quite a few hoops to achieve this.	1.2857	0.07522	56	43	10	3
933	Yeah, the rest were on backorder, so I had to go with the XXXL.	1.2857	0.07522	56	43	10	3
934	I'm kind of a big wheel around here.	1.2857	0.07942	56	44	8	4
935	Mine's bigger than Peters.	1.2857	0.07942	56	44	8	4
936	My father being an archangel had nothing to do with it. I earned this halo.	1.2857	0.07942	56	44	8	4
937	Holier than Thou. No, why do you ask?	1.2857	0.07942	56	44	8	4
938	Guess who won this year's "Holier than Thou" contest?	1.2857	0.07522	56	43	10	3
939	Peter said I got in through a loophole the size of a hula hoop.	1.2857	0.08341	56	45	6	5
940	Compensating for what?	1.2857	0.08341	56	45	6	5
941	Yes. The smaller one does make you look thinner.	1.2857	0.07078	56	42	12	2
942	It's not sexism. I was just a better person.	1.2857	0.07078	56	42	12	2
943	What's the value of a great points program if you never get to turn them in?	1.2857	0.07522	56	43	10	3
944	You know what they say about an angel with a big halo?	1.2857	0.07522	56	43	10	3
945	So now I know what happens when an erection lasts longer than four hours.	1.2857	0.07942	56	44	8	4
946	No, it's not natural. I had it enlarged.	1.2857	0.07522	56	43	10	3
947	Believe me, if the two were connected, I wouldn't be standing here right now.	1.2857	0.07942	56	44	8	4
948	It helps with my poor self-esteem.	1.2857	0.07942	56	44	8	4
949	I summer on cloud ten.	1.2857	0.07942	56	44	8	4
950	I never took home a single office supply.	1.2857	0.07522	56	43	10	3
951	It doubles as a wormhole.	1.2857	0.07078	56	42	12	2
952	Let's just say a Certain Somebody was grateful I got some of His associatess out of the tech and home loan bubbles just in time.	1.2857	0.07522	56	43	10	3
953	He liked it so he put a ring on it.	1.2857	0.07078	56	42	12	2
954	Its a hole in the ozone, not a halo.	1.2857	0.07522	56	43	10	3
955	They promised more radiance, but all I get is curious looks	1.2857	0.07078	56	42	12	2
956	It's because I never signed up for Facebook.	1.2857	0.07942	56	44	8	4
957	Quite right. Holier than thou.	1.2857	0.07522	56	43	10	3
958	Mine is actually a hula hoop.	1.2857	0.07522	56	43	10	3
959	I gave up dairy.	1.2857	0.07078	56	42	12	2
960	Hi sweet wings. I like girls who aren't complete angels.	1.2857	0.07942	56	44	8	4
961	I died in a sombrero.	1.2857	0.08341	56	45	6	5
962	No I really am a Virgin	1.2857	0.07522	56	43	10	3
963	Yeah, even in Heaven there's a Gender Gap !	1.2857	0.07942	56	44	8	4
964	Yeah, I'll say it: holier than thou.	1.2857	0.07522	56	43	10	3
965	I can't begin to tell you how many hoops I jumped through to get in here.	1.2857	0.06603	56	41	14	1
966	It turns out 'holier than thou' is a thing.	1.2857	0.07522	56	43	10	3
967	Well - the frequent flier points help.	1.2857	0.06603	56	41	14	1
968	"Yes, you had to put up with me your whole life, but I had to put up with your mother." (I submitted this under my another email but it had a typo so I'm resubmitting under this email)	1.2857	0.08341	56	45	6	5
969	My head has shrunk considerably since I arrived here.	1.2857	0.06603	56	41	14	1
970	So, do you come up here often?	1.2857	0.08341	56	45	6	5
971	You know what they say about men with big halos, right?	1.2857	0.07942	56	44	8	4
972	Why did I expect things to be different up here?	1.2857	0.07078	56	42	12	2
973	Apparently size does matter.	1.2857	0.08341	56	45	6	5
974	Actually, it's more of a curse.	1.2857	0.07078	56	42	12	2
975	Well, of course it's a sin to brag, but I'm very... very...good.	1.2857	0.07522	56	43	10	3
976	Do they shrink the longer you've been here?	1.2857	0.07078	56	42	12	2
977	Holier than thou? I get that a lot.	1.2857	0.07078	56	42	12	2
978	This halo would be shrinking, if He knew what I was thinking!!	1.2830	0.08249	53	42	7	4
979	... and that's the story of me sleeping with three other guys in Bali that summer.	1.2830	0.08678	53	43	5	5
980	Please don't think I'm compensating.	1.2830	0.07797	53	41	9	3
981	I'm afraid that we're incompatible	1.2830	0.08249	53	42	7	4
982	It's not a halo it's an exit.	1.2830	0.07317	53	40	11	2
983	It's all silicone and only one week recovery.	1.2830	0.07797	53	41	9	3
984	Mine is a portal	1.2830	0.07797	53	41	9	3
985	...AND ... my dog was a rescue.	1.2830	0.07797	53	41	9	3
986	I was so surprised to find out that size does matter.	1.2830	0.08249	53	42	7	4
987	Yeah, I'm vegan...is it obvious?	1.2830	0.07797	53	41	9	3
988	Well, you know what they say, the bigger the halo...	1.2821	0.06554	78	61	12	5
989	Halo? No. Ozone layer.	1.2807	0.07818	57	45	8	4
990	Yea, you can see how well gender equality works here.	1.2807	0.06505	57	42	14	1
991	Why in Heaven's name would you ask about equal pay now?	1.2807	0.07406	57	44	10	3
992	I was just too good to be true!	1.2807	0.07406	57	44	10	3
993	I ordered from the secret menu.	1.2807	0.06970	57	43	12	2
994	It's called an iHalo 6 plus - some guy called Steve sold it to me	1.2807	0.07406	57	44	10	3
995	My doctor said I should keep an eye on it.	1.2807	0.07818	57	45	8	4
996	Turns out Viagra is the one thing you CAN take with you...	1.2807	0.07818	57	45	8	4
997	People say I'm a dead ringer.	1.2807	0.07406	57	44	10	3
998	It will be the same size as yours when the Viagra wears off.	1.2807	0.06505	57	42	14	1
999	When I'm bad, I'm bad, but when I'm good, I'm very, very good.	1.2807	0.07406	57	44	10	3
1000	Yes, it's true, even this is a man's world.	1.2807	0.07406	57	44	10	3
1001	Why, yes, thank you. I am holier than thou.	1.2807	0.07818	57	45	8	4
1002	No,no, not a halo; just a hole I dropped through.	1.2807	0.07406	57	44	10	3
1003	They have a Costco.	1.2807	0.07818	57	45	8	4
1004	I was always told I'd get my reward in heaven.	1.2807	0.06970	57	43	12	2
1005	It helps me move in larger circles.	1.2807	0.07406	57	44	10	3
1006	I had a Groupon for it.	1.2807	0.06505	57	42	14	1
1007	I've never heard of halo envy.	1.2807	0.06970	57	43	12	2
1008	Wait until you see my hands.	1.2807	0.07818	57	45	8	4
1009	It's not the size of the halo but the motion of the devotion, baby.	1.2807	0.08209	57	46	6	5
1010	I made it myself, in shop class.	1.2807	0.06970	57	43	12	2
1011	Even here, size still counts!	1.2807	0.07818	57	45	8	4
1012	I'm not one to brag, but I did invent the hula hoop.	1.2807	0.07406	57	44	10	3
1013	What are you talking about? If anything, I'm UNDER compensating.	1.2807	0.07406	57	44	10	3
1014	Yeah, seems we've been working on this Halo Equity Gap for, like, eternity	1.2807	0.07406	57	44	10	3
1015	Why yes! I am from Utah. How could you tell?	1.2807	0.07818	57	45	8	4
1016	Overcompensating for what?	1.2807	0.06970	57	43	12	2
1017	It's called the halo effect.	1.2807	0.06970	57	43	12	2
1018	AngelsMingle.com	1.2807	0.07818	57	45	8	4
1019	For just a little more, I super-sized it.	1.2807	0.07406	57	44	10	3
1020	Who knew it would stretch when all my sins were washed clean?	1.2807	0.07406	57	44	10	3
1021	Do you know that you have a heavenly body?	1.2807	0.07818	57	45	8	4
1022	It's a loaner while mine's in the shop	1.2807	0.07406	57	44	10	3
1023	Yeah, I died a virgin. How 'bout you?	1.2807	0.08209	57	46	6	5
1024	Viagra? No. Why do you ask?	1.2807	0.06970	57	43	12	2
1025	God’s got a good sense of humor. On Earth, I was the hula hoop champion.	1.2807	0.07406	57	44	10	3
1026	So there's a halo gap in heaven?	1.2807	0.06970	57	43	12	2
1027	Welcome to heaven as it is on earth.	1.2807	0.07818	57	45	8	4
1028	I was a loophole lawyer.	1.2807	0.06970	57	43	12	2
1029	I had to jump through several big hoops to get here.	1.2787	0.07064	61	47	11	3
1030	"Now if I remember correctly, you got our house, summer home, and the sailboat. I got to keep my tools and the Porsche".	1.2778	0.07199	54	41	11	2
1031	Well, I don't want to sound holier than thou...	1.2778	0.07199	54	41	11	2
1032	And when I get bored, I use it as a hula hoop.	1.2778	0.07669	54	42	9	3
1033	Honestly, I’m not one to let size go to my head.	1.2778	0.08112	54	43	7	4
1034	Sure, the upgrade was so expensive I had to take out a loan, but I literally have an eternity to pay it back.	1.2778	0.06696	54	40	13	1
1035	I do not have a holier-than-thou attitude.	1.2778	0.07199	54	41	11	2
1036	Not even God could get Hamilton tickets without cashing in a favor	1.2778	0.08112	54	43	7	4
1037	Hula hoop champion, 1964.	1.2778	0.07669	54	42	9	3
1038	The platinum package also included extra wings and an after-lifetime guarantee.	1.2778	0.07669	54	42	9	3
1039	Are you telling me size doesn’t matter here?	1.2778	0.07199	54	41	11	2
1040	I swear... it never crossed my mind.	1.2778	0.07669	54	42	9	3
1041	Yeah, maybe one day, women will have halos the same size as men.	1.2778	0.07199	54	41	11	2
1042	Believe me, I'm no angel. I just fell through a open manhole!	1.2778	0.07669	54	42	9	3
1043	It reflects my deep and fulfilling faith in female angels.	1.2778	0.07669	54	42	9	3
1044	They were all out of mediums.	1.2778	0.06696	54	40	13	1
1045	I also have really big hands.	1.2778	0.08112	54	43	7	4
1046	"Well, a big 'hello' to you too!	1.2778	0.08112	54	43	7	4
1047	I won't say Holier than who, but you get the picture.	1.2778	0.08532	54	44	5	5
1048	I've been taking halo enhancement capsules I found on the internet.	1.2778	0.07669	54	42	9	3
1049	I know. This is just my ego.	1.2778	0.07669	54	42	9	3
1050	This is not what I meant when I prayed to become well endowed.	1.2778	0.08112	54	43	7	4
1051	The size of my halo slows me down, but I do get better service.	1.2778	0.06152	54	39	15	0
1052	Does this halo make my ass look big?	1.2778	0.08112	54	43	7	4
1053	Well, size matters here too. Sorry.	1.2778	0.07669	54	42	9	3
1054	What they say is true; big halo, .....	1.2778	0.08112	54	43	7	4
1055	" It's actually a Hula hoop malfunction".	1.2778	0.07199	54	41	11	2
1056	Yours was way larger before last night	1.2766	0.07874	47	36	9	2
1057	One of many hoops I had to jump through to get here.	1.2759	0.05920	58	42	16	0
1058	"Halo affect" trumps "halo effect".	1.2759	0.07697	58	46	8	4
1059	OK, I admit it. I'm holier than thou	1.2745	0.07960	51	40	8	3
1060	Because She likes me better than you.	1.2745	0.07960	51	40	8	3
1061	I supported Bernie.	1.2745	0.07960	51	40	8	3
1062	What do you mean I have a "holyier than thou" attitude?	1.2727	0.07979	55	44	7	4
1063	I can see you were good but not too good.	1.2727	0.07085	55	42	11	2
1064	Actually, it's a hula hoop. I didn't qualify for a halo.	1.2727	0.07085	55	42	11	2
1065	To be honest, I'm a little sick of being good.	1.2727	0.07085	55	42	11	2
1066	No, Honestly! I really was the guy who invented the Hula Hoop!	1.2727	0.07085	55	42	11	2
1067	I need more personal space.	1.2727	0.07085	55	42	11	2
1068	Mine doubles as a hula-hoop.	1.2727	0.07545	55	43	9	3
1069	And, a big Halo to you, sweetie!	1.2727	0.07545	55	43	9	3
1070	my death was magna cum laude	1.2727	0.07979	55	44	7	4
1071	Think of it as the heavenly wage gap.	1.2727	0.07979	55	44	7	4
1072	That blue pill has strange side effects up here.	1.2727	0.07545	55	43	9	3
1073	Take care, He disdains halo envy.	1.2727	0.07085	55	42	11	2
1074	There just aren't that many ways to overcompensate up here.	1.2727	0.07979	55	44	7	4
1075	Well, have you ever heard the saying "On Earth as it is in Heaven"?	1.2727	0.07545	55	43	9	3
1076	I don't know if I'd call myself 'holier than though,' per se...	1.2727	0.07085	55	42	11	2
1077	Please forgive my, "Holier than thou attitude."	1.2727	0.07085	55	42	11	2
1078	How long did it take you to graduate from your safety halo?	1.2727	0.07545	55	43	9	3
1079	They ran out of halos last week so I got stuck with this hula hoop.	1.2727	0.07545	55	43	9	3
1080	My goodness grows when I'm near you!	1.2727	0.06593	55	41	13	1
1081	It was only a dollar more to supersize it.	1.2727	0.07085	55	42	11	2
1082	I think it was my insistence on eating only sustainable arugula.	1.2727	0.07545	55	43	9	3
1083	You wanna ditch the halos and get out of here.	1.2727	0.07085	55	42	11	2
1084	I can tell when you're lying.	1.2727	0.07545	55	43	9	3
1085	It was cool for a while until I realized I was an atheist.	1.2727	0.07545	55	43	9	3
1086	Now drop the halo envy and fetch me a beer like the good Lord intended!	1.2727	0.07545	55	43	9	3
1087	I was the one who removed Mr. Trump's hairpiece at the convention!	1.2727	0.08391	55	45	5	5
1088	Yeah, well I invented the hula hoop.	1.2727	0.07545	55	43	9	3
1089	Don't get excited, it doesn't mean what you think it means.	1.2727	0.07545	55	43	9	3
1090	Don't get me wrong, I'm no Saint.	1.2727	0.06593	55	41	13	1
1091	I suffered from compulsive virtue disorder.	1.2727	0.07085	55	42	11	2
1092	It's just a Hula-hoop. I died in the '50s.	1.2727	0.07545	55	43	9	3
1093	Why yes, I do have a very large harp.	1.2727	0.07085	55	42	11	2
1094	My hands are also larger than average.	1.2727	0.07979	55	44	7	4
1095	It's a side effect of the medication that I was taking for erectile dysfunction.	1.2727	0.07979	55	44	7	4
1096	I got this for completing the bonus missions.	1.2727	0.07979	55	44	7	4
1097	It's not a hula hoop, I'm just glad to see you.	1.2727	0.07979	55	44	7	4
1098	I invented the Hula Hoop. How about you?	1.2727	0.07545	55	43	9	3
1099	Actually, it's a myth.	1.2727	0.07545	55	43	9	3
1100	Yeah, I'm REALLY good.	1.2727	0.07085	55	42	11	2
1101	I invented the hula hoop. God's a fan.	1.2727	0.07979	55	44	7	4
1102	and I don’t like to brag, but all this you see is God given	1.2727	0.07085	55	42	11	2
1103	Yes, I've always had a big one.	1.2692	0.07325	52	40	10	2
1104	. . . Not that I think I'm holier than thou, or anything."	1.2692	0.08291	52	42	6	4
1105	Eternally speaking, size does matter.	1.2692	0.07823	52	41	8	3
1106	Don't let the huge halo fool you -- I'm really a bad boy who needs taming.	1.2692	0.07823	52	41	8	3
1107	If my halo lasts longer than four hours, will you marry me?	1.2692	0.08291	52	42	6	4
1108	This time, it's forever.	1.2692	0.07325	52	40	10	2
1109	As you can see I'm not that kind of guy.	1.2692	0.07325	52	40	10	2
1110	I use it as a hula hoop when I get bored.	1.2692	0.06791	52	39	12	1
1111	I always use the tumble-dry setting. Keeps it from shrinking.	1.2692	0.08291	52	42	6	4
1112	Next time, you drive.	1.2692	0.08291	52	42	6	4
1113	But you know what they say about angels with large Halos...	1.2692	0.07823	52	41	8	3
1114	Actually, mine’s just in the shop. This is a loaner from Wham-O.	1.2692	0.07325	52	40	10	2
1115	I donated regularly to my local classical music station	1.2692	0.08291	52	42	6	4
1116	I thought they were giving out something else so I said, "Give me the largest one."	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
1117	Yeah that's right, I'm that good.	1.2679	0.07425	56	44	9	3
1118	Apparently, it's proportional.	1.2679	0.07425	56	44	9	3
1119	Actually, halo circumference is a much better indicator than height or hand size.	1.2679	0.07425	56	44	9	3
1120	I am a little tongue tied: it's been 560 years since I asked a girl out on a date...	1.2679	0.07850	56	45	7	4
1121	This is my fat halo.	1.2679	0.06492	56	42	13	1
1122	I also have big feet.	1.2679	0.07425	56	44	9	3
1123	if it lasts more than four hours, they clip my wings.	1.2679	0.07425	56	44	9	3
1124	In life, I was a Mormon.	1.2679	0.07425	56	44	9	3
1125	My dating App promised a match made in Heaven.	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
1126	You say goodbye, but I say 'halo'. 'Halo, halo...'	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
1127	I trust you've heard the expression "too big to fail."	1.2679	0.07850	56	45	7	4
1128	If I can get it down around my belly, you'll see something really cool.	1.2679	0.07850	56	45	7	4
1129	Are you going to make Heaven great again?	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
1130	Sorry. We don't have equal pray for equal work.	1.2679	0.08254	56	46	5	5
1131	It only this size for four hours.	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
1132	It's not the size of the halo in the man, it's the size of the man in the halo.	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
1133	I am tempted, but I am holier than thou.	1.2679	0.07425	56	44	9	3
1134	Halo? Is it me you're looking for?	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
1135	Is that a hula hoop or are you just glad to see me?	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
1136	I used to have a very big head.	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
1137	It's supposed to last for up to five hours.	1.2679	0.07850	56	45	7	4
1138	I invented the Hula hoop.	1.2679	0.07850	56	45	7	4
1139	What do you mean I'm too halocentric?	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
1140	It's really a hole in the ozone layer.	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
1141	Apparently, there is viagra in heaven.	1.2679	0.07850	56	45	7	4
1142	Yeah, it's the Stetson of halos.	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
1143	I need to talk to a shrink.	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
1144	I'll bet your wondering how good I've been.	1.2679	0.07425	56	44	9	3
1145	I thought Envy was a sin	1.2679	0.07850	56	45	7	4
1146	Would you like to play with my hula hoop?	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
1147	It's actually an iHalo 6 Plus, it was just released last week.	1.2679	0.06492	56	42	13	1
1148	What is this 'manspreading' thou speakest of?	1.2679	0.07425	56	44	9	3
1149	It's made by Wham-O.	1.2679	0.06974	56	43	11	2
1150	You know what they say, "big halo, big hands."	1.2679	0.07425	56	44	9	3
1151	I invented the "Halo Extender, For Men," it usually lasts about five hours.	1.2679	0.07850	56	45	7	4
1152	Am I holier than thou?	1.2679	0.07425	56	44	9	3
1153	I tell everyone I was really good, but it's actually a hula hoop.	1.2679	0.07425	56	44	9	3
1154	Truthfully, really: Does size matter?	1.2679	0.07425	56	44	9	3
1155	Well ah, yes, I am holier than thou.	1.2679	0.07850	56	45	7	4
1156	Good heavens. You barely made it!	1.2653	0.06372	49	36	13	0
1157	Now do you believe I was always right?	1.2653	0.07590	49	38	9	2
1158	Yes, it's true what they say about the size of one's halo.	1.2642	0.07204	53	41	10	2
1159	God's working at closing the gap.	1.2642	0.06681	53	40	12	1
1160	Yeah, I HAVE lost a lot of weight since High School.	1.2642	0.07204	53	41	10	2
1161	Do you think it makes my butt look small?	1.2642	0.06114	53	39	14	0
1162	Naw! It's just a hole in the ozone layer.	1.2642	0.08149	53	43	6	4
1163	To paraphrase George Orwell, "All angels are created equal, but some are more equal than others."	1.2642	0.07691	53	42	8	3
1164	It's huge, it's really beautiful. Everybody says so.	1.2642	0.07691	53	42	8	3
1165	Remember calling me a 'goddamned overachiever'?	1.2642	0.08149	53	43	6	4
1166	It covers a multitude of sins.	1.2642	0.06681	53	40	12	1
1167	It's my old man's, but he let me take it out for a spin.	1.2642	0.07691	53	42	8	3
1168	I've lost a lot of weight since I've been up here.	1.2642	0.07204	53	41	10	2
1169	Err, I gave Sister Teresa a free cab ride once.	1.2642	0.07691	53	42	8	3
1170	I know it's heaven, but we could have a hell of a good time.	1.2642	0.07691	53	42	8	3
1171	I'm fine as long as it lasts for less than four hours.	1.2642	0.07204	53	41	10	2
1172	It's sad that so many exaggerate their true halo size on e-Heaven, don't you think?	1.2642	0.08149	53	43	6	4
1173	So I told Him, with the right marketing plan, we can create a huge halo effect.	1.2642	0.07691	53	42	8	3
1174	No, really. I LIKE small halos.	1.2642	0.07204	53	41	10	2
1175	I was more than good, I was National Hula hoop champion, 1957	1.2642	0.07204	53	41	10	2
1176	What can I say? The donuts up here are heavenly.	1.2642	0.07204	53	41	10	2
1177	Classic situational irony: You like bad boys.	1.2642	0.07691	53	42	8	3
1178	Who says you can't take your elite mileage bonus with you?	1.2642	0.07204	53	41	10	2
1179	You know, it's true what they say about men with big halos.	1.2642	0.08583	53	44	4	5
1180	Yeah, it means exactly what you think it does.	1.2642	0.07691	53	42	8	3
1181	Yes honey, I'm gay!	1.2642	0.07204	53	41	10	2
1182	I was always a big kiss ass	1.2642	0.06681	53	40	12	1
1183	Actually, Janice, size does matter.	1.2642	0.08149	53	43	6	4
1184	Really? Even up here size matters?	1.2642	0.07691	53	42	8	3
1185	Wouldn't you like to know...	1.2632	0.06867	57	44	11	2
1186	Some of us are more equal than others.	1.2632	0.07309	57	45	9	3
1187	Even "here"we do not get equal pay and benefits!	1.2632	0.06867	57	44	11	2
1188	It's part of the premium package.	1.2600	0.07456	50	39	9	2
1189	I drove a taxi and everyone prayed for me.	1.2600	0.08480	50	41	5	4
1190	Is it that obvious?	1.2600	0.06887	50	38	11	1
1191	I'll trade you my hula-hoop for your frisbee.	1.2600	0.07985	50	40	7	3
1192	In the catalog, the photo looked a lot smaller.	1.2600	0.06887	50	38	11	1
1193	The difference is I was a priest and you were a nun.	1.2600	0.07985	50	40	7	3
1194	It's not the size of the halo, it's what you do with it.	1.2593	0.06574	54	41	12	1
1195	it gets bigger round pretty angels like you	1.2593	0.07563	54	43	8	3
1196	Just patented it, the Halo Hoop	1.2593	0.07563	54	43	8	3
1197	So NOW you're telling me you find me attractive?!	1.2593	0.07563	54	43	8	3
1198	I used to have a swelled head	1.2593	0.07086	54	42	10	2
1199	Yes, size does matter.	1.2593	0.08012	54	44	6	4
1200	Since I met you I feel like I've died and went to heaven.	1.2593	0.08437	54	45	4	5
1201	Interested in halo enlargement?	1.2593	0.07563	54	43	8	3
1202	Halo be my name	1.2593	0.07563	54	43	8	3
1203	I'm a member of the honors program.	1.2593	0.06574	54	41	12	1
1204	Well actually, I was hula hooping when I died.	1.2593	0.07563	54	43	8	3
1205	If you really must know, the Father is my uncle and the Son is my cousin.	1.2593	0.07563	54	43	8	3
1206	You always said I was holier-than-thou.	1.2593	0.07086	54	42	10	2
1207	I'm no angel.	1.2593	0.07563	54	43	8	3
1208	Sometimes, for kicks, I use it as a hula hoop.	1.2593	0.07563	54	43	8	3
1209	Haaaalooo there.	1.2593	0.07086	54	42	10	2
1210	I can't help it, I'm just really good.	1.2593	0.07563	54	43	8	3
1211	Yes, what you're thinking is true and that's one of the reason this place is called heaven.	1.2593	0.08437	54	45	4	5
1212	Sorry, but I'm holier than thou.	1.2593	0.06574	54	41	12	1
1213	I can assure you, I am not compensating for anything.	1.2593	0.07563	54	43	8	3
1214	I promise you it's not compensation for anything	1.2593	0.07563	54	43	8	3
1215	By the way, it's true what they say about the size of a guy's halo.	1.2593	0.07563	54	43	8	3
1216	AND big feet	1.2593	0.06574	54	41	12	1
1217	Actually, size does matter.	1.2593	0.06574	54	41	12	1
1218	I had to go through many hoops before I got this one.	1.2593	0.07086	54	42	10	2
1219	I swear I'm not a virgin	1.2593	0.07563	54	43	8	3
1220	I've lost quite a bit of weight since coming here...	1.2593	0.08012	54	44	6	4
1221	'The devil's in the details."	1.2593	0.06020	54	40	14	0
1222	When I came in, gold was cheaper.	1.2593	0.06574	54	41	12	1
1223	I'm saving myself for my next life.	1.2593	0.08012	54	44	6	4
1224	Instead of selling my soul to the Devil, I shorted it.	1.2593	0.06574	54	41	12	1
1225	I died doing what I love: hula hooping	1.2593	0.07563	54	43	8	3
1226	I'm afraid it's true even in heaven.	1.2593	0.06574	54	41	12	1
1227	Obviously I am holier than thou!	1.2586	0.07605	58	47	7	4
1228	You say Hoover DAM, I say Hoover DARN.	1.2553	0.07112	47	36	10	1
1229	Who said I am overcompensating for a small harp?	1.2549	0.08328	51	42	5	4
1230	I used to Be a lasso champion	1.2549	0.07843	51	41	7	3
1231	If you wanna get the boss's attention, you gotta think big.	1.2549	0.07326	51	40	9	2
1232	In my defense, no one said NOT to wash it.	1.2549	0.07326	51	40	9	2
1233	I know I am not supposed to flirt here, but my halo reacts involuntarily.	1.2549	0.06163	51	38	13	0
1234	It's true what they say about big halos.	1.2549	0.07843	51	41	7	3
1235	As you can see, I have a lot on my mind right now.	1.2549	0.06770	51	39	11	1
1236	What 'holier than thou' attitude are you talking about?	1.2549	0.07326	51	40	9	2
1237	Hula Hoop Champion.	1.2549	0.06770	51	39	11	1
1238	...and what makes you think I have a big ego?	1.2549	0.08328	51	42	5	4
1239	I've got a big one	1.2549	0.07843	51	41	7	3
1240	You made it through the glass ceiling but, sorry, we have not reached halo equality yet.	1.2549	0.08328	51	42	5	4
1241	The boss says I'm easier to keep an eye on this way.	1.2549	0.08328	51	42	5	4
1242	I can't tell you how many times I've been mistaken for Him!	1.2549	0.07326	51	40	9	2
1243	Thank you, ma'am. I'm from Texas.	1.2549	0.07326	51	40	9	2
1244	I don’t mean to brag, but it’s true that my large halo is indicative of…. And, if your small halo means what I believe it does, this could be a match made in heaven.	1.2549	0.07843	51	41	7	3
1245	I don't know about you... but i'm holy-as-hell right now.	1.2549	0.07326	51	40	9	2
1246	I got in late and all they had left on the shelf were hula hoops.	1.2549	0.07326	51	40	9	2
1247	I think you got your halo and hula hoop mixed up.	1.2549	0.07326	51	40	9	2
1248	Yes, I died a virgin	1.2549	0.07843	51	41	7	3
1249	Equality doesn't happen over night.	1.2549	0.06770	51	39	11	1
1250	Yeah that's right. I invented the cloud.	1.2549	0.08328	51	42	5	4
1251	Have you seen my hula hoop, I cant seem to find it anywhere.	1.2549	0.07326	51	40	9	2
1252	I know, you want to see my hands.	1.2549	0.07843	51	41	7	3
1253	I atoned, but steroids have after effects.	1.2549	0.07326	51	40	9	2
1254	You're really going to blame me for the halo? I died--that's all I did. I did not ask for one THIS big. Oh, come on, don't give me that look.	1.2549	0.07326	51	40	9	2
1255	Tossed pizza crusts. What did you do?	1.2545	0.07879	55	45	6	4
1256	Did it hurt? When you fell from heav...darn, that won't work anymore.	1.2545	0.06972	55	43	10	2
1257	It's not easy being holier-than-thou.	1.2545	0.06972	55	43	10	2
1258	I don't like to brag, but you know what they say about the size of a man's halo.	1.2545	0.07439	55	44	8	3
1259	Can I help it if I invested wisely in my Afterlife portfolio?	1.2545	0.07439	55	44	8	3
1260	My friends called me goody two shoes	1.2545	0.05928	55	41	14	0
1261	You know, this halo is anatomically correct.	1.2545	0.06471	55	42	12	1
1262	OK, so you left the iron on. Does it really matter now?	1.2545	0.07879	55	45	6	4
1263	Fancy meeting YOU here.	1.2545	0.07439	55	44	8	3
1264	You have no idea how I feel about you.	1.2545	0.07879	55	45	6	4
1265	I had to redeem all my miles for it, but where else was I going to go?	1.2545	0.07439	55	44	8	3
1266	It's in recognition of my having invented the hula hoop.	1.2545	0.06471	55	42	12	1
1267	I died summa cum laude.	1.2545	0.06972	55	43	10	2
1268	This was part of my early retirement package.	1.2545	0.05928	55	41	14	0
1269	...I had tickets to Hamilton	1.2545	0.07439	55	44	8	3
1270	I guess it's my reward for a super-boring life.	1.2545	0.06972	55	43	10	2
1271	It was the only size they had left.	1.2545	0.07439	55	44	8	3
1272	They only had XL's in stock.	1.2545	0.06471	55	42	12	1
1273	I'm celibate, damn it, and you?	1.2545	0.07879	55	45	6	4
1274	We always like to welcome new comers with a big halo.	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1275	Down there, I drove a VERY small car	1.2500	0.08181	52	43	5	4
1276	I see you're admiring my girth.	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
1277	Well, up here size does matter!	1.2500	0.07750	56	46	6	4
1278	. . . then I said, 'who is Kim Kardashian?'.	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1279	Howdy,Miss......They call me Tex.	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1280	All angels are holy, but some angels are holier than others.	1.2500	0.07706	52	42	7	3
1281	It's in honor of my Hula Hoop championship when I was twelve.	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1282	It may be Heaven but size still matters	1.2500	0.07706	52	42	7	3
1283	I'm flattered, but frankly the trick has been getting through doorways	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1284	And to think I argued with you when you called me ‘holier than thou.'	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1285	Now do you believe I'm holier than thou?	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
1286	Why yes, I did drive a Porsche. Why do you ask?	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
1287	It was an option in my life insurance policy.	1.2500	0.07706	52	42	7	3
1288	Yeah, I'm kind of a big deal.	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1289	Why yes I DID invent the Hula Hoop. Why do you ask?	1.2500	0.07319	56	45	8	3
1290	It's embarrassing, but when I see the Angel of my Dreams....	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1291	Hon, it's a little late to exchange rings now.	1.2500	0.08681	48	40	4	4
1292	Guess what? Size really does matter.	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1293	It's been four hours or more	1.2500	0.07706	52	42	7	3
1294	It's great that I lost the weight, but now none of my stuff fits.	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
1295	Actually I'm no saint. That's a manhole.	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
1296	I'm not as innocent as I look.	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1297	I guess God just cares more about the spotted owl than the whales.	1.2500	0.08181	52	43	5	4
1298	Trust me, being too good to be true, is not all it's cracked up to be.	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
1299	I can tell already we are a match made in heaven	1.2500	0.08154	48	39	6	3
1300	Told you I was His favorite!	1.2500	0.08181	52	43	5	4
1301	Wow! It's really as big as you claimed in your Tinder profile!	1.2500	0.07706	52	42	7	3
1302	It came with the Costco lifetime membership.	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
1303	Yes it's very big. Notice I keep my hands in my pockets.	1.2500	0.07706	52	42	7	3
1304	But so much for me; now tell me about you.	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1305	It's a macHalo.	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
1306	It's a rental, mine is in the shop.	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1307	Well I drove a Prius.	1.2500	0.07706	52	42	7	3
1308	It's called 'radial enhancement'.	1.2500	0.07706	52	42	7	3
1309	Well, because it's harder for men.	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1310	I was always overcompensating.	1.2500	0.07706	52	42	7	3
1311	Halo? Hell no, I just fell through a hole.	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1312	It's been over five hours, I'm calling God.	1.2500	0.08630	52	44	3	5
1313	Whoever said "Size doesn't matter" was lying.	1.2500	0.08181	52	43	5	4
1314	The pearly gates weren't wide enough. I had to come in through the loading dock.	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1315	Mine's a hula hoop.	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1316	It lasted more than four hours!	1.2500	0.08181	52	43	5	4
1317	My halo is happy to see you!	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
1318	I call it my 'huge heavenly holy halo hula hoop'. Bet you can't say That three times fast.	1.2500	0.07706	52	42	7	3
1319	What say you help me sin a little and bring it down in size?	1.2500	0.06063	52	39	13	0
1320	You should see my boyfriend's!	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1321	The halos were on back order, so I used my daughter's hula hoop.	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1322	I get claustrophobic.	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1323	It's heavier than it looks.	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
1324	No sweat! Getting here is the important thing.	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
1325	Sounds like a case of halo envy to me.	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
1326	Yeah, I know, weird...good lookin' guy like me dies a virgin. But it's true!	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1327	Jesus is coming, look busy!	1.2500	0.07706	52	42	7	3
1328	The gates were closed when I arrived, hence the upgrade.	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1329	But of course--up here!--size doesn't matter	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1330	Alas...not my halo...just a hole in the ceiling...	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1331	It's hell fitting through doorways.	1.2500	0.06063	52	39	13	0
1332	It used to belong to a guy from Texas	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1333	Yes, I'm the guy that fixed the Ozone layer, thank you very much.	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
1334	Careful! Halo-envy is still ENVY.	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1335	If I told you, I'd go to Hell.	1.2500	0.06656	52	40	11	1
1336	It grows when you're around.	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1337	They're trying to get rid of their XXXLs.	1.2500	0.07201	52	41	9	2
1338	I always hung the toilet paper flap-front.	1.2500	0.07706	52	42	7	3
1339	I cannot tell a lie.	1.2500	0.08181	52	43	5	4
1340	As you can see, size does matter.	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
1341	I told you the Prius was the way to go.	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
1342	Oh, sure. But it doesn't count for much up here.	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1343	Well yes, smaller looks good on you.	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1344	I'm more than just the size of my halo, you know?	1.2453	0.05967	53	40	13	0
1345	If I said how I got this, I would be sent waaaaay South in a flash.	1.2453	0.06547	53	41	11	1
1346	It's a little thing I'm working on called a Hula Halo.	1.2453	0.06547	53	41	11	1
1347	It's a punishment for boasting.	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1348	I behaved badly, but I made up for it with a lot of guilt.	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1349	Actually, I bought it on e-Bay...	1.2453	0.08039	53	44	5	4
1350	I do good great.	1.2453	0.06547	53	41	11	1
1351	Overcompensating is no sin.	1.2453	0.06547	53	41	11	1
1352	They pulled up my record and saw I failed the BAR exam 11 times before I quit and 'poof' there it was	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1353	I'm sorry you feel that way. You'll have to take that up with Angel Resources.	1.2453	0.06547	53	41	11	1
1354	Well, you know what they say about a big halo.	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1355	A mid-life crises? You realize we are in this for eternity, right?	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1356	I used to do rodeo rope tricks. It takes pracice.	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
1357	It's always gets big when I meet a pretty angel	1.2453	0.08478	53	45	3	5
1358	'Size doesn't matter,' I believe were your words.	1.2453	0.08039	53	44	5	4
1359	That's not what your halo looks like on your profile pictiure	1.2453	0.08478	53	45	3	5
1360	I went with the platinum package.	1.2453	0.05967	53	40	13	0
1361	Would you believe me if I told you I'm just a better negotiator?	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1362	My name's Earl, but my friends call me Goody Goody Two-Shoes.	1.2453	0.08039	53	44	5	4
1363	No. What do they say about big halos?	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1364	I've always felt a little holier than thou.	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
1365	I watched every presidential debate.	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
1366	I'm the first to die in a Tesla	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
1367	Yes, I am that guy who took down Donald Trump.	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1368	Why do you think they call it 'heaven'? But if this thing lasts longer than four hours, it can be hell.	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1369	I got the assault weapons ban reinstated.	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
1370	At parties it comes in handy as a hula hoop.	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
1371	No, I'm not especially good, but I did have a successful career as a pizza maker.	1.2453	0.06547	53	41	11	1
1372	Yes, I did pay a bit more for this one.	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
1373	Single. No girl ever seemed good enough.	1.2453	0.05967	53	40	13	0
1374	I prefer to say, 'More well-rounded than thou.'	1.2453	0.06547	53	41	11	1
1375	What makes you think I am lying?	1.2453	0.08039	53	44	5	4
1376	By the time they got to me, all they had left were Hula Hoops.	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1377	I'm not looking for a perfect angel. My halo is big enough for two.	1.2453	0.06547	53	41	11	1
1378	"Bespoke" in the description should have tipped me off to European sizing.	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1379	I'm a Platinum member, so the upgrade was free.	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1380	Just like on Earth. Size matters.	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1381	Trust me. It's not compensating for ANYthing.	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1382	Enough of the holier-than-though crap, please.	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
1383	It's a cowboy thing	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
1384	It's for my ego	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1385	...and then I joined Weight Watchers	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1386	Its my angel of the month award--I also get to go out to lunch with the Boss!	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1387	Now who thinks size doesn't matter?	1.2453	0.08039	53	44	5	4
1388	No thanks,one woman already had me jumping through hoops	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1389	It gets in my way at the drinking fountain	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
1390	Well...for some of us abstinence was more challenging.	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
1391	I wasn't expecting to find you here.	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
1392	Depends what you mean by "gifted"	1.2453	0.06547	53	41	11	1
1393	What can I say, babe? I really am holier than thou.	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1394	Well, I did make a lot of money for God	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1395	It turns out I was actually holier than thou...	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
1396	Why? Heaven only knows.	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
1397	Accidental death by hula hoop.	1.2453	0.08039	53	44	5	4
1398	Perhaps if you had received equal pay . . .?	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1399	You made it. That's what really counts.	1.2453	0.07574	53	43	7	3
1400	What's a naughty girl like you doing in a place like this?	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
1401	I just am holier than thou.	1.2453	0.07079	53	42	9	2
1402	I opted for the "holier than thou" feature.	1.2449	0.08002	49	40	6	3
1403	I didn't realize I was hula hooping so close to the edge of the cliff.	1.2449	0.07452	49	39	8	2
1404	I jump through so many hoops up here that I had mine enlarged.	1.2449	0.08002	49	40	6	3
1405	Yes, it means exactly what you think it means.	1.2449	0.06858	49	38	10	1
1406	Yes, that's what it means, except here we can't use it.	1.2449	0.06858	49	38	10	1
1407	I'm from New York.	1.2449	0.06858	49	38	10	1
1408	Don't blame me for the gender gap	1.2449	0.08002	49	40	6	3
1409	After 25 millennia together - NOW you tell me you prefer the bad boy type?	1.2449	0.08002	49	40	6	3
1410	You like it? It doubles as a hula hoop.	1.2407	0.07902	54	45	5	4
1411	This I can tell you - my halo is huge. There are no problems with my halo. And by the way, my halo and I are going to make Heaven great again!	1.2407	0.06962	54	43	9	2
1412	Donald said I could have it, he's getting a bigger one !	1.2407	0.06962	54	43	9	2
1413	St. Peter's hearing is going. I told him I wanted bigger wings, not rings.	1.2407	0.07447	54	44	7	3
1414	How'd you guess I drove a Hummer while alive?	1.2407	0.06962	54	43	9	2
1415	I was meek, poor in spirit, along with a few others.	1.2407	0.07447	54	44	7	3
1416	Yeah, I lost mine, so Kanye let me borrow his.	1.2407	0.07902	54	45	5	4
1417	I got in Early Decision	1.2407	0.06962	54	43	9	2
1418	I realize size shouldn't matter but.....	1.2407	0.06962	54	43	9	2
1419	You know what they say about men's halos ?	1.2407	0.07447	54	44	7	3
1420	Yes, I'm really THAT good!	1.2407	0.07902	54	45	5	4
1421	For what it's worth, size still matters.	1.2407	0.07447	54	44	7	3
1422	No, I'm not 'compensating for something'.	1.2407	0.06440	54	42	11	1
1423	And whats ironic is the halo is the exact size as the open manhole!	1.2407	0.06962	54	43	9	2
1424	Whaddya mean I don't have a prayer	1.2407	0.07447	54	44	7	3
1425	Oh this only happens when I meet a really pretty angel.	1.2400	0.06737	50	39	10	1
1426	I've lost a little weight.	1.2400	0.06737	50	39	10	1
1427	You obviously led a more exciting life than I did!	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
1428	I have no problem in the halo department. No complaints.	1.2400	0.06737	50	39	10	1
1429	Only an angel would say that size makes no difference.	1.2400	0.06737	50	39	10	1
1430	I had a coupon to supersize my halo.	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
1431	, ..., and it has an SPF rating of 100!	1.2400	0.06737	50	39	10	1
1432	Yeah, it's this app I've developed, Uber-Hailo	1.2400	0.07856	50	41	6	3
1433	I got it for always voting Democrat.	1.2400	0.07856	50	41	6	3
1434	Face it honey, your family has been insufferable!	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
1435	I was an over-achiever.	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
1436	Super-sized it with my Golden Gate Rewards card.	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
1437	Call me. I'm around.	1.2400	0.06101	50	38	12	0
1438	I just wish you told me you preferred the bad boy type before I wasted 25 millennia.	1.2400	0.07856	50	41	6	3
1439	Wait'll you see my hands.	1.2400	0.08834	50	43	2	5
1440	I didn't ask for it. It comes with an elite membership.	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
1441	Well......A big halloo to you	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
1442	Even in heaven, size matters.	1.2400	0.08359	50	42	4	4
1443	Because I invented the Hula Hoop.	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
1444	. . . and I was a blood donor.	1.2400	0.06101	50	38	12	0
1445	I've been told I'm very good.	1.2400	0.06737	50	39	10	1
1446	I bought an XXL, thinking it would shrink.	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
1447	I was flattened by a steamroller.	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
1448	Actually, this is cloud 10.	1.2400	0.06737	50	39	10	1
1449	It turns out that steroids affect your afterlife also.	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
1450	If you must know,I scored St.Peter tickets to the Janis,Jimi,Elvis,John and George concert.	1.2400	0.07856	50	41	6	3
1451	Why yes – I was THAT good.	1.2400	0.06737	50	39	10	1
1452	Let's face it.....you' re no angel.	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
1453	When I entered the Pearly Gates, they told me all the married guys got this size.	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
1454	That's right, I invented the Hula Hoop.	1.2400	0.07856	50	41	6	3
1455	Its a lot of pressure.	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
1456	Sorry Eve, not to night.	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
1457	Yeah, you're right -- I AM holier than thou.	1.2400	0.06737	50	39	10	1
1458	Why is it always about size with you guys?	1.2400	0.07318	50	40	8	2
1459	That's not what I meant by "size matters."	1.2391	0.07078	46	36	9	1
1460	White male privilege has nothing to do with it. I am just holier than you, God says so.	1.2391	0.07730	46	37	7	2
1461	It doesn't work that way, I'm afraid	1.2364	0.07769	55	46	5	4
1462	I was a Democrat.	1.2364	0.06848	55	44	9	2
1463	Okay, okay. I lied.	1.2364	0.06848	55	44	9	2
1464	Let's just say I didn't get it for good deeds.	1.2364	0.06848	55	44	9	2
1465	I totally dis-endorsed Trump.	1.2364	0.07769	55	46	5	4
1466	It's really an ejection hatch if my wife is here.	1.2364	0.06337	55	43	11	1
1467	People who say size doesn't matter haven't been to heaven.	1.2364	0.07323	55	45	7	3
1468	What do you mean "less is more"? Where the hell am I?	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1469	Well, it would hardly be heavenly if I couldn't feel superior.	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1470	I'm the I.T. guy.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1471	I'm from Original Ray's Pizza. Did you order a plain, extra large ?	1.2353	0.06620	51	40	10	1
1472	Most people just don’t get my holier-than-thou attitude.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1473	It's from sucking up to the boss. You thought you were done with that, huh?	1.2353	0.08207	51	43	4	4
1474	Does halo size even matter here in Heaven? Only one way to find out...	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1475	They were out of seven and a quarter.	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1476	So, uh, do you come to this cloud often?	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1477	I hope it's really me you're unterested in and not just the bling...	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1478	I took out the entire NRA leadership. At a gun show. With an assault rifle I bought there.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1479	What can I say. On Angelbook, I've got more friends.	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1480	Let me saintsplain something to you.	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1481	I exercise!	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1482	What makes you say I'm lying?	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1483	It's true; size really does matter, even here in Heaven.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1484	Yes, I was texting while driving but it was a bible verse...	1.2353	0.06620	51	40	10	1
1485	We have so much in common! Both headed our local Dump the Trump groups, both were murdered by Sig Sauer MCX owners, and NOW we're in the same New Yorker cartoon!	1.2353	0.08207	51	43	4	4
1486	After graduation from the elite preschool, the rest was easy.	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1487	If you think my halo is big...	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1488	It's called a hula halo.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1489	Of course, it is a ring of confidence.	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1490	It's the halo effect of having doubled my PBS contribution	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1491	Let's both agree that size doesn't matter here.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1492	Apparently pride is not one of the seven deadly sins.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1493	Yes, but I have a small ego.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1494	...and a big hallo to you!	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1495	So ... do you finally accept that I'm holier than thou?	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1496	'It's not a Commandment, exactly, but it's been policy for quite a while."	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1497	My attitude comes the fact that I actually am holier than thou.	1.2353	0.08207	51	43	4	4
1498	You know what they say about big halos up here !	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1499	I've got the biggest one in paradise.	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1500	All true what you've heard about big halos.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1501	No, for halo it's true. Hands and feet are a myth.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1502	I was told there would be 70 of you	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1503	That's what He said.	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1504	I started contributing to the church very early plus compounding, voila!	1.2353	0.05999	51	39	12	0
1505	What makes you think I was staring at your wings?	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1506	I thought I ordered a medium.	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1507	Does size really matter?	1.2353	0.08207	51	43	4	4
1508	The gang up here just call me "Hula Hoop"	1.2353	0.08207	51	43	4	4
1509	They're calling it the Halo Hoop.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1510	I've upgraded for increased bandwidth!	1.2353	0.06620	51	40	10	1
1511	I don't mean to brag, but...	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1512	Be honest... did you swipe right after seeing the size of my halo?	1.2353	0.06620	51	40	10	1
1513	Some stretching is normal during rebirth.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1514	I've died and gone to Heaven!	1.2353	0.06620	51	40	10	1
1515	Clearly, small hands have no correlation.	1.2353	0.08207	51	43	4	4
1516	Want to have sex? I'm very, very, very, very good.	1.2353	0.06620	51	40	10	1
1517	I actually did save my customers 15% by switching them to Geico.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1518	People always said I was holier than thou.	1.2353	0.06620	51	40	10	1
1519	There's a wage gap up here too.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1520	I have an enlarged halo	1.2353	0.05999	51	39	12	0
1521	Sorry, but my halo has a mind of its own.	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1522	...I always lifted the lid.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1523	It's not a sin to overcompensate.	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1524	And how much did you donate to the St. Peter 2016 PAC?	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1525	It's a hula hoop AND I'm happy to see you.	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1526	How do you feel about tithing on the first date?	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1527	No Internet.	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1528	It's LED, it uses less energy.	1.2353	0.05999	51	39	12	0
1529	Actually it's the manhole I fell through.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1530	I did a lot of good for a lot of bad people.	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1531	Will you help make my halo smaller?	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1532	Apparently heaven ran out of halos, so they have me this sweet hula-hoop!	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1533	C'mon, we'll have fun. It doubles as a hula hoop.	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1534	I ordered it from the Trump catalog.	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1535	Unequal pay, unequal halos, but you get that nice sash.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1536	They said there was a typo, and I ended up with a hula.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1537	I pledged a lot to the Kickstarter campaign.	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1538	Come over to my cloud and bask in the halo effect.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1539	I guess I'm a little holier than I thought.	1.2353	0.07188	51	41	8	2
1540	Your halo would bigger if you didn't offer me that apple.	1.2353	0.06620	51	40	10	1
1541	I'm a good bluffer.	1.2353	0.06620	51	40	10	1
1542	You did notice I have very LARGE HANDS.	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1543	I am NOT overcompensating!	1.2353	0.06620	51	40	10	1
1544	Want to see my hands?	1.2353	0.07715	51	42	6	3
1545	The request was for a halo. Damn autocorrect.	1.2353	0.08207	51	43	4	4
1546	Up here, Melissa, you can have 'holier than thou,' or you can have ironic distance. You can't have both.	1.2340	0.08168	47	39	5	3
1547	Sun protection is so important, especially up here.	1.2340	0.08168	47	39	5	3
1548	And it's not even a problem if it lasts for eternity.	1.2340	0.07581	47	38	7	2
1549	I was always the favorite child.	1.2340	0.06944	47	37	9	1
1550	My personal trainer is a miracle worker.	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1551	I starred in movies for the Hallmark Channel. And you?	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1552	It appear you were right about one thing. I am really am holier than thou.	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1553	Where have you been all my life?	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1554	I got all my values from 'The New Yorker'.	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1555	Money talks.	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1556	Well, actually, I’m a vegan.	1.2308	0.07578	52	43	6	3
1557	God gave me this for a really good joke I told him.	1.2308	0.08061	52	44	4	4
1558	As a matter of fact, I do think I'm holier than thou.	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1559	I don't show this to just anybody.	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1560	Can you guess what I'm thinking?	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1561	All you have to do is say "Supersize me".	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1562	They're naming some new saints, and I may toss my halo in the ring.	1.2308	0.07578	52	43	6	3
1563	they give the big halo to the greeter	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1564	If you think that's big, check this out.	1.2308	0.07578	52	43	6	3
1565	This was an unintended side effect of my weight loss.	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1566	I just keep things in perspective.	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1567	Actually, this is regulation width.	1.2308	0.05900	52	40	12	0
1568	I was President Trump's Press Secretary for all eight years.	1.2308	0.08061	52	44	4	4
1569	They wouldn't let me bring my Ferrari.	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1570	How did I do It? Simple. Stay out of politics, away from the stock market, and eat all my vegetables.	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1571	I've been told that size does matter.	1.2308	0.07578	52	43	6	3
1572	I wish size mattered up here, but it doesn't.	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1573	If you've got it. Flaunt it	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1574	It almost feels like those little blue pills are still with me.	1.2308	0.07578	52	43	6	3
1575	No, nothing special. Just an ozone hole.	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1576	My iHalo has more data space, and connects directly to my cloud.	1.2308	0.07578	52	43	6	3
1577	Patron Saint of Hula Hoop, pleased to meet you!	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1578	You should see me trying to get through doorways.	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1579	It means I'm very big up here and down there.	1.2308	0.07578	52	43	6	3
1580	I got mine from Costco!	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1581	I can see it in your eyes...halo envy.	1.2308	0.07578	52	43	6	3
1582	God's having a hard time getting that Equal Halo Act through Congress. Hopefully next year.	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1583	It's not how big it is, it's what you do with it.	1.2308	0.07578	52	43	6	3
1584	No, wings don't make your butt look big.	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1585	I call it the Hula Halo	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1586	I got in through a loophole.	1.2308	0.05900	52	40	12	0
1587	I don't mean to sing my praises, but ...	1.2308	0.04280	169	141	17	11
1588	Mine vibrates.	1.2308	0.08061	52	44	4	4
1589	Actually, I'm just standing in a manhole.	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1590	It's on loan from Mother Theresa for the week.	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1591	It's not you, it's your halo.	1.2308	0.08061	52	44	4	4
1592	Apparently it has something to do with my intellect.	1.2308	0.07578	52	43	6	3
1593	Size matters.	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1594	It's my reward for having been monogamous. So I guess I'll have to pass up your offer.	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1595	Relax...Halo Envy is NOT a sin	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1596	He ran out, so I got the hoola hoop.	1.2308	0.08516	52	45	2	5
1597	Well, actually, I was really quite modest.	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1598	Never mind what He says. Size DOES matter!	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1599	Well now we know. Size does matter.	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1600	Oh, yeah, baby: I'm THAT good!	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1601	As a matter of fact, size does matter.	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1602	Seriously, having a big one is truly overrated.	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1603	Celibacy is a vastly overrated virtue.	1.2308	0.07578	52	43	6	3
1604	It turns out that tithing fifteen per cent from gross is better than fifteen net.	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1605	Geez, it looked bigger on your profile.	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1606	At least up here I am well endowed.	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1607	Yes ma'am, I am from Texas. How can you tell?	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1608	I worked for this halo. White male privilege had nothing to do with it.	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1609	Maybe it's only the halo effect, but what's your stand on sex in heaven?	1.2308	0.08061	52	44	4	4
1610	Let's just say I was endowed by the creator more than most......	1.2308	0.07578	52	43	6	3
1611	Where's my wingman when I need him	1.2308	0.05900	52	40	12	0
1612	Have faith, my dear: As above, so below.	1.2308	0.07578	52	43	6	3
1613	We've waited long enough, baby. Let's lose these things.	1.2308	0.07578	52	43	6	3
1614	If you think that's big, wait until you see what else I've got.	1.2308	0.06508	52	41	10	1
1615	I used to have a huge afro.	1.2308	0.07578	52	43	6	3
1616	... and then I said 'Why don't you write a play about Alexander Hamilton?'	1.2308	0.07578	52	43	6	3
1617	I realized a second too late that I should have been more clear when I asked for a "big one"	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
1618	You must be new here	1.2292	0.07437	48	39	7	2
1619	Oh my god! What the halo happened?	1.2292	0.07437	48	39	7	2
1620	I'm not mansplaining - I actually am holier than thou.	1.2292	0.07437	48	39	7	2
1621	It just grows when I get excited.	1.2292	0.07437	48	39	7	2
1622	It's actually a GPS device; I'm on a one day pass from Purgatory.	1.2292	0.06815	48	38	9	1
1623	So, are you saying that will last for eternity?	1.2292	0.08011	48	40	5	3
1624	It only gets this big when I see you!	1.2292	0.07437	48	39	7	2
1625	I never told a lie.	1.2273	0.07873	44	36	6	2
1626	I said hula, not halo	1.2273	0.07170	44	35	8	1
1627	They were low on halos; it's a hula hoop.	1.2273	0.07170	44	35	8	1
1628	What I asked for once I got here was a big 'Hello!'	1.2264	0.06942	53	43	8	2
1629	Oh, I'd always heard that size didn't matter."	1.2264	0.06398	53	42	10	1
1630	Actually, I'd say it's hu-uuu-ge.	1.2264	0.06398	53	42	10	1
1631	You think I'm exaggerating?	1.2264	0.06942	53	43	8	2
1632	My team really deserves the credit; it's too bad they're in hell.	1.2264	0.06398	53	42	10	1
1633	Rub yours, it will get bigger, too.	1.2264	0.07447	53	44	6	3
1634	Yep ... it means exactly that!	1.2264	0.06398	53	42	10	1
1635	I am not compensating.	1.2264	0.06942	53	43	8	2
1636	I am NOT overcompensating for a s short wing span.	1.2264	0.06942	53	43	8	2
1637	I could be really good to you too.	1.2264	0.07447	53	44	6	3
1638	You have no idea how boring my life was.	1.2264	0.06942	53	43	8	2
1639	I died in an untimely hula hoop accident.	1.2264	0.06398	53	42	10	1
1640	Got them fooled up here too I see.	1.2264	0.07447	53	44	6	3
1641	You were right. I really am a "Holier than thou guy."	1.2264	0.06398	53	42	10	1
1642	It's a little embarrassing.	1.2264	0.07447	53	44	6	3
1643	Since I've lost all of the weight, I haven't had the chance to get it re sized.	1.2245	0.07860	49	41	5	3
1644	I don't wish to seem holier than thou, but...	1.2245	0.07860	49	41	5	3
1645	I had to cash in all my "selfless deeds", but I think it's a good look.	1.2245	0.06022	49	38	11	0
1646	See, I am holier than thou.	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
1647	Sure, now you say size doesn't matter!	1.2245	0.08384	49	42	3	4
1648	Of course I was referring to my halo when I said it was bigger than most.	1.2245	0.07299	49	40	7	2
1649	Unfortunately, it's an inverse relationship.	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
1650	Up here, it's not size that matters, but circumference.	1.2245	0.08384	49	42	3	4
1651	Yes, I invented the Hula Hoop.	1.2245	0.07299	49	40	7	2
1652	There are no problems in that department, either.	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
1653	Yeah, I used to have a swelled head. Somehow, everybody knows.	1.2245	0.07299	49	40	7	2
1654	Yes, I am giving you a holier-than-thou attitude.	1.2245	0.07299	49	40	7	2
1655	5th grade. Hula Hoop champ.	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
1656	I lived to a ripe old age, but it felt even longer.	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
1657	When I behold your beauty , I can't control myself.	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
1658	You're affecting my halo, you know.	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
1659	I know...I know... it looks ridiculous, but the only size left was Republican Front Runner.	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
1660	I usually take M but XXL was the only size He had left.	1.2245	0.07299	49	40	7	2
1661	I remember saying that I wouldn't be caught dead with a hula hoop.	1.2245	0.07860	49	41	5	3
1662	It's a Pinocchio halo. And no, the wings don't make your butt look fat.	1.2245	0.07860	49	41	5	3
1663	"Is it true what they say about men with big halos"?	1.2245	0.08384	49	42	3	4
1664	It's complicated.	1.2245	0.07860	49	41	5	3
1665	I play a lot of Halo.	1.2245	0.08384	49	42	3	4
1666	That’s just a recognition of my impressive humility.	1.2245	0.08384	49	42	3	4
1667	It's in proportion to my ego.	1.2245	0.07299	49	40	7	2
1668	It'll shrink, you'll see.	1.2245	0.07299	49	40	7	2
1669	I hope it looks as big as it does on Tinder.	1.2245	0.07860	49	41	5	3
1670	Well, I'm a Bernie supporter	1.2245	0.07860	49	41	5	3
1671	Once again, size DOES matter.	1.2245	0.07299	49	40	7	2
1672	I got the deluxe package.	1.2245	0.06691	49	39	9	1
1673	They ran short of halos, so I had to settle for a hula hoop.	1.2222	0.07320	54	45	6	3
1674	Why do you say I have a holier-than-thou complex?	1.2222	0.06293	54	43	10	1
1675	Don't give me that 'holier than thou' look again.	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1676	Why? Because chastity is harder for a man.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1677	Well, yes. It does make me "holier than thou"!	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1678	All I said was, "Super-size me!"	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
1679	Does this halo make me look fat? Be honest!	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1680	'....so that's how I earned my 113th set of wings, but enough about me'	1.2200	0.05918	50	39	11	0
1681	Frankly I think they gave it to me as a punishment.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1682	Do you think it steals His thunder?	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1683	Two characters in search of a punch line, in a heaven-like environment.	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1684	I never got any complaints.	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1685	I was a hula hoop champion.	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1686	When we were on Earth, you said size didn't matter.	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1687	am I seeing heaven or is just me?	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1688	They gave me the frequent flyer upgrade.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1689	I've got accident forgiveness.	1.2200	0.08226	50	43	3	4
1690	Yep. It's all thanks to Miracle-Gro.	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1691	You know I REALLY do like you.	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
1692	They say halos lasting more than 4 hours may require emergency treatment.	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1693	Don't judge me by the size of my halo	1.2200	0.05918	50	39	11	0
1694	I'm sorry to disappoint--it simply means I'm holier than thou.	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1695	It turns out that size DOES matter.	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1696	You should see my SAT scores.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1697	Apparently, size does matter up here.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1698	Size matters here too.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1699	You'te gonna need a bigger halo.	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
1700	Not really .... I used to work in a pizzeria.	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1701	Yeah, it's true what they say about men with big halos. This is heaven, isn't it?	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1702	You can't tell by looking at me, but I used to be very fat.	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1703	My mother was Goody Two-Shoes and my father was Dudley Do-Right. Why do you ask?	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
1704	Yes. It's the same down there. Trust me.	1.2200	0.08226	50	43	3	4
1705	...so Peter said 'would you like to be holy or super-holy?' so I sa...	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1706	They ran out of mediums and smalls.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1707	You probably think I'm compensating, but this halo is purely functional.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1708	Oh, yeah...and I also love puppies.	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1709	Inversely proportional to number of sins, I swear.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1710	As it turns out, size does matter....	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1711	...ummm, I'm going to Hell, aren't I...!!	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1712	Up here, it's not the size of a man's hands that tells you anything ...	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1713	I got it soon after I realized we had no feet.	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1714	Some women say it's the biggest they've ever seen.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1715	You know it's true what they say about male angels with big halos.	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
1716	I was no angel, but I was exceptionally good.	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
1717	Did u fall from heaven? Because... wait never mind.	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1718	I get lounge access and 5,000 points a year for infinity.	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
1719	From having an exaggerated sense of self-importance. Where'd you get your small one?	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1720	I had a crush on you in high school.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1721	It is just the right size to double as a hula hoop.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1722	Lord knows, I am ready to downsize.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1723	I had to exploit some big loopholes to get here.	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1724	Your cloud or mine?	1.2200	0.05918	50	39	11	0
1725	No matter what happens between us, please don't accuse me of acting like I'm holier than thou.	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
1726	Well you know what they say, big halo . . . .	1.2200	0.08226	50	43	3	4
1727	Let me mansplain it to you.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1728	I'm not saying I'm holier than thou, but.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1729	Yours may be brighter, but mine doubles as a Hula hoop.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1730	Well, I think my holier than thou attitude is justified.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1731	Not to brag, but the LEDs also make it 90 percent more efficient.	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
1732	Let's just say the really exceptional thing about me isn't my personality.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1733	Halo. I love you. Won't you tell me your name?	1.2200	0.06571	50	40	9	1
1734	Careful, I'm not sure how big this thing is going to get!	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1735	I'm, you know, one of your "better" angels.	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1736	You know size does matter.	1.2200	0.05918	50	39	11	0
1737	It was you who always said "Size doesn't matter."	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1738	I used my bonus miles to get the halo upgrade.	1.2200	0.05918	50	39	11	0
1739	Congratulations! You've made it through one more glass ceiling.	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1740	Who knew God would be a woman?	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1741	No, I am not over compensating!	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1742	Yes, size matters.	1.2200	0.07714	50	42	5	3
1743	Let’s just say my conceptions are not immaculate.	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
1744	Yes, I do believe there's a correlation	1.2174	0.07558	46	38	6	2
1745	Well I think it looks vainglorious.	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1746	I have large hands too.	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1747	I know, I know, it's not the size that counts...	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1748	I know it's not very subtle, but I AM holier than thou!	1.2157	0.07574	51	43	5	3
1749	Yes Tina, In Heaven size does matter.	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1750	You know what they say about angels with large halos...	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1751	It's part of my retirement package.	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1752	Yeah, doll, even up here there's a glass ceiling.	1.2157	0.07574	51	43	5	3
1753	It's like Pinocchio's nose...	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1754	You don't happen to have any polish I can borrow?	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1755	It's not the size of the halo that matters.	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1756	I have room for two.	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1757	It's not the size of your halo that matters it is how you use it	1.2157	0.05817	51	40	11	0
1758	Footwear? Size 14 medium, why do you ask?	1.2157	0.05817	51	40	11	0
1759	This sure beats a pitch fork, horns and a tail.	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1760	It's true. The cloud is forever.	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1761	Yes, its big. No, I am not overcompensating	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1762	Up here, it’s all concentric sex.	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1763	Don't be fooled. I'm a bad boy.	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1764	Actually, I find the halo hoop is a great way to stay fit.	1.2157	0.07574	51	43	5	3
1765	We'll have a marriage made in heaven.	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1766	Well, you may not believe this, but, in a former life, I was Pinocchio.	1.2157	0.07574	51	43	5	3
1767	I think it's because of my "holier than thou" attitude.	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1768	How about seven minutes of Heaven?	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1769	Wait a minute here. I was told it was until death do us part	1.2157	0.07574	51	43	5	3
1770	I think we should go for "Holier than Thou." It works for me.	1.2157	0.05817	51	40	11	0
1771	I have to go back and take remedial sin.	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1772	A woman who asked for a boob job her first day in heaven shouldn't talk!	1.2157	0.07574	51	43	5	3
1773	It's not the size of you halo that matters, it's what you do with it.	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1774	summa cum Lordie	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1775	Yes, there IS a correlation.	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1776	I know halos. I've got the best halo.	1.2157	0.07574	51	43	5	3
1777	I earned it. Do you remember the movie, It's a Wonderful Life?	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1778	'the box says to go to the hospital if it stays like this for 4,000 years'	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1779	I'm the patron saint of cornhole players.	1.2157	0.08075	51	44	3	4
1780	Not really. I just died at the height of the hula hoop craze.	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1781	I was a late bloomer.	1.2157	0.07574	51	43	5	3
1782	Halo envy, my dear?	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1783	Hoola hoop contest winner.	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1784	I'm holier than thou.	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1785	I havn't done a lot since you dumped me in high school	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1786	With all the years I played Halo, I'm really not surprised.	1.2157	0.07574	51	43	5	3
1787	Bigger is better here too.	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1788	Big feet, big halo, ...	1.2157	0.07574	51	43	5	3
1789	Ok, ok, yes, I still have the receipt.	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1790	Just because I'm holier than thou doesn't mean we can't remain friends and hang out like we used to.	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1791	Well, if size mattered down there it certainly should matter up here!	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1792	Yeah! That's what she said.	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1793	Nothing exceptional really. Just pi r-squared times four.	1.2157	0.07574	51	43	5	3
1794	I made pizza. You??	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1795	Sorry, but even here we circulate in different orbits.	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1796	An Oedipal victory and a lifetime of virtue...but that's enough about me. How'd you end up here?	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1797	I worked in fast food most of my life so they let me supersize it.	1.2157	0.07574	51	43	5	3
1798	It's true what they say about angels with large halos.	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1799	No, I'm not compensating for anything, and no, I won't show you my hands.	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1800	Is that your halo over your head or are you just happy to see me?	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1801	I can't sleep on my stomach. How do you manage?	1.2157	0.07574	51	43	5	3
1802	Hi, I'm Adam. You must be Eve. Long time - no see.	1.2157	0.07037	51	42	7	2
1803	'Yes, I do know what they say about big halos.'	1.2157	0.08075	51	44	3	4
1804	Yeah, baby, and you know what THAT means...	1.2157	0.08075	51	44	3	4
1805	...So then I died in a fire at the Wham-O factory.	1.2157	0.07574	51	43	5	3
1806	That's not a halo. It's a hole in the ceiling.	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1807	Thanks, but wait until you see my hands.	1.2157	0.07574	51	43	5	3
1808	Sorry dear, it's just that we don't travel in the same circles.	1.2157	0.06456	51	41	9	1
1809	Well, I may be a little narcissistic..	1.2143	0.07258	42	34	7	1
1810	.. yes.. and I'm Jewish..	1.2143	0.08713	42	36	3	3
1811	Well, if you got equal pay you could have afforded this one.	1.2128	0.06757	47	38	8	1
1812	I'd rather be lucky than good.	1.2128	0.07410	47	39	6	2
1813	It turns out that halo enhancement surgery is sort of frowned on around here.	1.2128	0.06757	47	38	8	1
1814	Actually, I've found size does matter.	1.2128	0.06757	47	38	8	1
1815	Seriously? Size doesn't matter up here either?	1.2128	0.06757	47	38	8	1
1816	I told you to wear your seatbelt.	1.2128	0.06757	47	38	8	1
1817	Wham-o just took over halo production.	1.2128	0.06757	47	38	8	1
1818	Just so we are clear: I am not compensating for anything with this.	1.2128	0.08010	47	40	4	3
1819	Wow, I didn't know that size would matter up here.	1.2128	0.07410	47	39	6	2
1820	No, please...I'm a Jehovah's Witness, one virgin is enough.	1.2115	0.07438	52	44	5	3
1821	All I can say is there are a lot of school teachers up here, but I was the first politician.	1.2115	0.06344	52	42	9	1
1822	I thought it would shrink in the wash...	1.2115	0.06913	52	43	7	2
1823	Oh no, forget it, remember it was 'til death do us part.	1.2115	0.06913	52	43	7	2
1824	I have PlatinumMiles status and got upgraded.	1.2115	0.06913	52	43	7	2
1825	I swear I'm not compensating for something else.	1.2115	0.06913	52	43	7	2
1826	Welcome to Cloud 9 and yes I have big feet too.	1.2115	0.06913	52	43	7	2
1827	Well, I was the National Hula Hoop Champion of 1963. What about you?	1.2115	0.06344	52	42	9	1
1828	Even here ... size matters.	1.2115	0.06344	52	42	9	1
1829	Yeah, I created the Halo Hoop brand. Business is booming.	1.2115	0.06913	52	43	7	2
1830	I super-sized it in the fly-thru.	1.2115	0.06344	52	42	9	1
1831	I was from Texas	1.2115	0.06344	52	42	9	1
1832	Big feet, big hands, big halo!	1.2115	0.06913	52	43	7	2
1833	Its herniated; and my personal care doctor has been cast out of network.	1.2115	0.06913	52	43	7	2
1834	I'm having trouble with my 'bad boy' image.	1.2115	0.06344	52	42	9	1
1835	Actually, that email about enhancements wasn't a scam.	1.2115	0.06913	52	43	7	2
1836	Why yes, I am a graduate of Trump University.	1.2115	0.07438	52	44	5	3
1837	A massive heart attack while hula hooping.	1.2115	0.07438	52	44	5	3
1838	God knows there are virgins and there are virgins.	1.2115	0.07438	52	44	5	3
1839	it's not ego - I was just a hula-hoop salesman.	1.2115	0.07438	52	44	5	3
1840	Trump loaned it to me.	1.2083	0.07268	48	40	6	2
1841	I've got a big you know what.	1.2083	0.08400	48	42	2	4
1842	"What ever happened to equal halos for equal work?	1.2083	0.07268	48	40	6	2
1843	I can explain!	1.2083	0.06630	48	39	8	1
1844	After the date we can hula-hoop.	1.2083	0.07854	48	41	4	3
1845	There's no envy up here.	1.2083	0.06630	48	39	8	1
1846	I worked in a pizza place. You?	1.2083	0.06630	48	39	8	1
1847	No, sorry - just the halo.	1.2083	0.06630	48	39	8	1
1848	Yeah me and God. We're really tight.	1.2083	0.07268	48	40	6	2
1849	It's the Beam Me Up, Scotty app.	1.2083	0.05924	48	38	10	0
1850	I'm having it resized. I've lossed so much weight.	1.2083	0.06630	48	39	8	1
1851	I recently dropped gluten.	1.2083	0.06630	48	39	8	1
1852	If you smoked cigarettes you'd be able to do this too.	1.2083	0.07268	48	40	6	2
1853	Me? Oh, I owned a Pizza Restaurant!	1.2083	0.07268	48	40	6	2
1854	Trust me - in this case, heaven can definitely wait.	1.2083	0.06630	48	39	8	1
1855	My sins were bigger	1.2083	0.07854	48	41	4	3
1856	I'm accused of being a snob, but actually I died hula hooping.	1.2083	0.07854	48	41	4	3
1857	I'm sooo good, I'm bad.	1.2083	0.07268	48	40	6	2
1858	I get it!!! Women are tired of getting a 76% halo!	1.2083	0.07268	48	40	6	2
1859	i'm kind of a modest guy you know	1.2083	0.08400	48	42	2	4
1860	Touch it, it's real.	1.2083	0.06630	48	39	8	1
1861	I used to work for Apple. It's called an Infinity Loop.	1.2083	0.06630	48	39	8	1
1862	Why yes, I am good. I've always been very, very good! Why do you ask?	1.2083	0.06630	48	39	8	1
1863	You know what they say -- "the bigger the halo..."	1.2075	0.06793	53	44	7	2
1864	hello...or should i say halo	1.2075	0.07308	53	45	5	3
1865	My feet are big, too.	1.2045	0.08340	44	38	3	3
1866	Oh, halo-o...	1.2045	0.08340	44	38	3	3
1867	Why you little devil you.	1.2045	0.06958	44	36	7	1
1868	I asked for one matching my hand size.	1.2045	0.08340	44	38	3	3
1869	It happened since I decided to vote independent in the upcoming presidential election.	1.2045	0.06958	44	36	7	1
1870	Wow, this is my old hula hoop.	1.2041	0.05817	49	39	10	0
1871	I know you're a Virgin but God instructed me to spread his holy seed.	1.2041	0.07131	49	41	6	2
1872	You thought "holier than thou" meant something else?	1.2041	0.08237	49	43	2	4
1873	wish it were true, but i think they mixed up our halos.....	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
1874	Why yes it is true what they say about men with big halos.	1.2041	0.07704	49	42	4	3
1875	I want a divorce.	1.2041	0.08237	49	43	2	4
1876	We Mormons work hard.	1.2041	0.07131	49	41	6	2
1877	I got my halo at Costco.	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
1878	I assure you, everyone benefits from the newly privatized halo industry.	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
1879	Is it perfect here or is it just you?	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
1880	Yeah, I've been doing Cross Fit.	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
1881	They ran out of halos. I got a hula hoop.	1.2041	0.05817	49	39	10	0
1882	I know, I've been meaning to make an appointment with my urologist.	1.2041	0.07704	49	42	4	3
1883	Even in Heaven I still can't impress women...	1.2041	0.05817	49	39	10	0
1884	It's part of the new merit system HR is rolling out..	1.2041	0.07131	49	41	6	2
1885	See - I told you mine was bigger!	1.2041	0.07131	49	41	6	2
1886	I kept my social media posts to a minimum.	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
1887	You know what they say about angels with big halos...	1.2041	0.07704	49	42	4	3
1888	Science said this is impossible.	1.2041	0.07131	49	41	6	2
1889	And you should see my hands. They're huge -- HUGE!	1.2041	0.07131	49	41	6	2
1890	Oh goodness! Am I manspreading again?	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
1891	I'm taking part in a study on halo growth hormone.	1.2041	0.07704	49	42	4	3
1892	When I order XXXL I assumed there would be some shrinkage.	1.2041	0.05817	49	39	10	0
1893	I was the angel investor for hula hoop.	1.2041	0.07704	49	42	4	3
1894	On size fits all, my ass!	1.2041	0.05817	49	39	10	0
1895	Plastics.	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
1896	Be honest, can you see the string?	1.2041	0.07131	49	41	6	2
1897	Yeah, I get to use it until one of the Kardashians shows up.	1.2041	0.08237	49	43	2	4
1898	You'll like it here. Think of it as several steps above assisted living.	1.2041	0.07131	49	41	6	2
1899	I guess I'm just blessed.	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
1900	It helps my night vision.	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
1901	What makes you think there wouldn't be a glass halo here?	1.2041	0.07131	49	41	6	2
1902	I'm not saying that size matters, just that mine is bigger.	1.2041	0.07131	49	41	6	2
1903	Up here, this is the white man's burden.	1.2041	0.07131	49	41	6	2
1904	I negotiated a golden parachute clause.	1.2041	0.05817	49	39	10	0
1905	Extra credit for rejecting campaign contributions from the gun lobby.	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
1906	I do not judge people by the size of their halo.	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
1907	You're absolutly correct, I do have a "holier then thou" attitude.	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
1908	How'd you know I spent 12 years in Catholic school?	1.2041	0.07131	49	41	6	2
1909	It gives me the space I need to spread my wings.	1.2041	0.07131	49	41	6	2
1910	Here too, size does matter	1.2041	0.07131	49	41	6	2
1911	I used to be a fireman.	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
1912	I'm assigned to Trump.	1.2041	0.07131	49	41	6	2
1913	Far be it from me to say that I'm more blessed than anyone else, but someone around here certainly thinks so!	1.2041	0.07131	49	41	6	2
1914	In my previous life I had very large hands.	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
1915	I don't know about thou, but I am holier than most.	1.2041	0.07131	49	41	6	2
1916	I OD'd on Viagra.	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
1917	I gave my first halo to charity.	1.2041	0.07704	49	42	4	3
1918	Even God had placed good money I'd go to Hell when I was born.	1.2041	0.08237	49	43	2	4
1919	Well, you know what they say? Big halo, big...	1.2031	0.06748	64	55	5	4
1920	It's not the size, it's what's inside that counts	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
1921	My halo gets bigger when I don't tell the truth.	1.2000	0.06816	45	37	7	1
1922	Not exactly. They told me it represents how much better than other people I THOUGHT I was.	1.2000	0.05714	50	40	10	0
1923	I was a big-headed fool 'til I met you, Angel.	1.2000	0.07559	50	43	4	3
1924	Yes. Big on virtue. Short on experience.	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
1925	But yours looks more comfy.	1.2000	0.06030	45	36	9	0
1926	You excite me, Monica--even here of all places.	1.2000	0.07521	45	38	5	2
1927	I'm blessed.	1.2000	0.05714	50	40	10	0
1928	You can vote for whomever you want, it's the holier than thou attitude that I have an issue with.	1.2000	0.07559	50	43	4	3
1929	So you really were a shrink in your previous life.	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
1930	There's no overcompensating in heaven.	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
1931	When are you going to learn - everything's negotiable.	1.2000	0.05714	50	40	10	0
1932	Does a small hallo mean what I think it means ?	1.2000	0.08081	50	44	2	4
1933	It was part of class-action settlement against the Pearly Gate co.	1.2000	0.07559	50	43	4	3
1934	Let me guess. You were a priest.	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
1935	I'm compensating.	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
1936	I'm a high mileage, clean, one owner.	1.2000	0.06816	45	37	7	1
1937	Do you know what a big halo means, right? I'm a big chauvinist. We can't lie up here.	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
1938	I'd take tits over a big halo anyday.	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
1939	Yes Gloria, as you probably surmised, I do need this very loose robe."	1.2000	0.06030	45	36	9	0
1940	Of course it's not just the Halo... We also get pockets.	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
1941	Hello, My Name Is Pinocchio.	1.2000	0.08165	45	39	3	3
1942	It's apparently what happens when an erection lasts longer than four hours.	1.2000	0.06816	45	37	7	1
1943	Small hands - big halo	1.2000	0.07559	50	43	4	3
1944	That's the problem, you think bigger is always better.	1.2000	0.07559	50	43	4	3
1945	Well the wings were marked, "One size fits all."	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
1946	I'd humblebrag about why, but then I'd lose it.	1.2000	0.08081	50	44	2	4
1947	Why do you need to see my hands?	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
1948	Wow you're beautiful, did I live and go to Earth?	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
1949	I am NOT trying to over compensate.	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
1950	No, that's just a myth.	1.2000	0.05714	50	40	10	0
1951	Go ahead and laugh, but the Large Halo was perfectly "hip" during the dawn of time.	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
1952	That's right; everything is proportional.	1.2000	0.06816	45	37	7	1
1953	What the halo, i'll wing it.	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
1954	I ordered the extra large halo from Amazon Prime	1.2000	0.06816	45	37	7	1
1955	I was a protester at a Donald Trump rally.	1.2000	0.07559	50	43	4	3
1956	I wish. Actually, they're inversely proportional	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
1957	Didn't Saint Peter tell you about the Super Size offer?	1.2000	0.06030	45	36	9	0
1958	Mine is from Costco...!	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
1959	All the cherubs are wearing them like this now.	1.2000	0.05714	50	40	10	0
1960	Don't be embarrassed, hon. Yours is supposed to be smaller.	1.2000	0.06030	45	36	9	0
1961	I wish we had met sooner.	1.2000	0.07559	50	43	4	3
1962	Size does matter here!	1.2000	0.08081	50	44	2	4
1963	'What can I say? I had to jump through a lot of hoops during my life........"	1.2000	0.07521	45	38	5	2
1964	Your virtue, no matter how small, is safe with me.	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
1965	So what, we made it didn't we?	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
1966	Want to go to hell for the weekend?	1.2000	0.07521	45	38	5	2
1967	Yes, we seraphim get the cumulo-nimbus.	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
1968	Now you know that anything you can do, I can do better!	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
1969	Not to brag, but I've lost a ton of weight since coming up here.	1.2000	0.07559	50	43	4	3
1970	Turns out, humility is not a virtue.	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
1971	Every time I say size doesn't matter, it gets bigger.	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
1972	So you see I was right in my "Holier Than Thou" attitude.	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
1973	And you know where good guys finish.	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
1974	It's the Trump Line...best hair, biggest halo, and enormous pockets for small hands.	1.2000	0.07559	50	43	4	3
1975	It's actually a repurposed hula hoop; the one I was using at the time.	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
1976	Me? I fell through a manhole!	1.2000	0.06816	45	37	7	1
1977	"Holier than thou?" Helluva joke lady.	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
1978	What in heaven's name would make you think I'm going through a mid-death crisis?	1.2000	0.05714	50	40	10	0
1979	With that neckline it doesn't surprise me too much."	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
1980	I was breastfed.	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
1981	Perhaps you should have been more diplomatic in the confessional.	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
1982	I lived my entire life in Texas.	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
1983	Truth be told, it's a hula hoop.	1.2000	0.07521	45	38	5	2
1984	This is what I wanted on the golf course, not up here!	1.2000	0.06389	50	41	8	1
1985	I know I seem too good to be true, but....	1.2000	0.06816	45	37	7	1
1986	It"s bigger because I was a Democrat.	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
1987	It enables a better shower.	1.1961	0.07420	51	44	4	3
1988	It came as a free upgrade on my last flight!	1.1961	0.05615	51	41	10	0
1989	Heaven can wait.	1.1961	0.06871	51	43	6	2
1990	A match made in heaven!	1.1961	0.06871	51	43	6	2
1991	So yeah... it stretches when you use it as a frisbee.	1.1961	0.06275	51	42	8	1
1992	I do most of my work in Texas.	1.1961	0.06871	51	43	6	2
1993	Apparently, it's commensurate with ego.	1.1957	0.07369	46	39	5	2
1994	I,too, was once a little naughty.	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
1995	I got this before I went on The Biggest Loser and lost 140 pounds but they won't change it in case I regain it.	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
1996	Another one of those holier than thou types.	1.1957	0.05914	46	37	9	0
1997	It's actually the ozone hole caused by a certain New York tycoon's hairspray.	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
1998	Sorry, you know what they say about men with big halos...	1.1957	0.07997	46	40	3	3
1999	Because I'm so humble.	1.1957	0.05914	46	37	9	0
2000	Well, you know what they say about halo size...	1.1957	0.07369	46	39	5	2
2001	I'm surprised you got in with your "holier than thou" attitude.	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
2002	I asked them to supersize it.	1.1957	0.05914	46	37	9	0
2003	No I’m not over compensating, I’m the inventor of the Hula Hoop.	1.1957	0.07997	46	40	3	3
2004	They're supposed to compensate for the loss of our penises.	1.1957	0.07369	46	39	5	2
2005	Yes, it is proportional.	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
2006	I was a virgin to the bitter end	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
2007	My halo likes to compensate for a lot of things.	1.1957	0.07369	46	39	5	2
2008	Yeah, once I took a selfie with God, but, you know, it's no big deal.	1.1957	0.05914	46	37	9	0
2009	My father gave me a small loan of one-million good deeds.	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
2010	Why do people keep asking me if I invented the Hula Hoop?	1.1957	0.07369	46	39	5	2
2011	Well, yeah, baby, I did drive a fancy sportscar when I was alive. How did you know?	1.1957	0.07997	46	40	3	3
2012	Oh...just a lifetime of resistance training.	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
2013	Big wings, big halo. Do the math.	1.1957	0.07369	46	39	5	2
2014	You should trust the system.	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
2015	I played Eight Seasons with the Knicks.	1.1957	0.07997	46	40	3	3
2016	Remember when you told me to tip ten percent but I did fifteen?	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
2017	Hula Hoop Champion, 1976, and you?	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
2018	If it doesn't go back to normal in four hours call a doctor.	1.1957	0.07369	46	39	5	2
2019	No, I just loved to hula-hoop.	1.1957	0.05914	46	37	9	0
2020	Still not convinced my denomination was right?	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
2021	I typed 'AMEN' in the comments.	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
2022	Oh, no no no no no - not overcompensating for anything.	1.1957	0.07369	46	39	5	2
2023	Do you even tithe?	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
2024	I must have died and gone to heaven!	1.1957	0.07997	46	40	3	3
2025	Why, yes I am the founder of Whammo. How did you know?	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
2026	You might say I was really meek.	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
2027	Well, obviously I am halo-ier than thou.	1.1957	0.07369	46	39	5	2
2028	I used to have an Afro.	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
2029	I'm looking at your eyes.	1.1957	0.07997	46	40	3	3
2030	If it were just up to me, you'd have a bigger halo already, but you have to understand that this place is very hierarchical.	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
2031	I had an ego problem on earth.	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
2032	I'd be happy to take you under my wing and show you around.	1.1957	0.06681	46	38	7	1
2033	Yeah...that's what they all say.	1.1923	0.06164	52	43	8	1
2034	Chauvinist!	1.1923	0.06164	52	43	8	1
2035	Fortunately, up here, size does matter.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2036	The truth is, they hold our impure thoughts.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2037	Yes, it is!	1.1915	0.08406	47	42	1	4
2038	Apparently "HE" was impressed with my invention of the Hula Hoop	1.1915	0.05801	47	38	9	0
2039	I know what you're thinking, I can't lie up here, there's no connection.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2040	I had heard that size does matter.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2041	It's a hula hoop. They are out of halos until next week's delivery.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2042	I got the bigger one for letting you drive.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2043	You know what they say about men with small halos ...	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2044	'Holier than thou?' No, it's my hula hoop.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2045	I was a lot heavier down there.	1.1915	0.08406	47	42	1	4
2046	You're right. I HAVE lost weight.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2047	Wow. You must have been really good, huh?	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2048	I'm in the preventative virtue program.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2049	It sets off metal detectors at the airport, and don't get me started on narrow doorways!	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2050	Turns out I was right all those times...	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2051	There are degrees of goodness.	1.1915	0.05801	47	38	9	0
2052	After looking at your robe, maybe my halo shouldn't be as large as it appears.	1.1915	0.07836	47	41	3	3
2053	While my king-size halo says I am very good, it doesn't say at what...	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2054	Since we can't see our feet up here, it's the size of a man's halo that's indicative of ... you know.	1.1915	0.07836	47	41	3	3
2055	Closing the gender pay gap is taking a little longer than we expected	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2056	In eternity, size matters more.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2057	I don't see the point of a prenuptial agreement.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2058	The temptation to correlate is infinite.	1.1915	0.05801	47	38	9	0
2059	I died during my mid-life crisis.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2060	Once, I had a dinner party with some "gluten sensitive" friends.	1.1915	0.07836	47	41	3	3
2061	Sometimes parking is a little tight, but I like it.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2062	I was able to give more than the ten percent.	1.1915	0.05801	47	38	9	0
2063	St. Peter ran our of halos, but he had some hula hoops left over from the sixties.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2064	I was told it will shrink in the rain.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2065	Of course I'm no angel. There's a hula hoop shortage, and I offered to teach the early morning classes.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2066	It's a little known verse - blessed is the bling.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2067	I'm not one to brag - but - I knew I had you at "halo."	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2068	Wow, those pills really do work don't they.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2069	Sure, the accolade is nice, but just try getting through a door with this thing.	1.1915	0.05801	47	38	9	0
2070	Then I went to the registration desk and they said, 'just take the f***ing halo and get out.'	1.1915	0.07836	47	41	3	3
2071	I won it in a bet with Saint What's-His-Name.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2072	When I got up here I found out that size IS everything.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2073	The big halos go on sale every century or so.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2074	it's a bonus award from my visa account	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2075	Oh, this is not politically correct	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2076	PBS ran out of golf umbrellas.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2077	That's what St. Peter said.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2078	I cannot bear false witness; I'm overcompensating.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2079	Sorry, but this is what 'totally jacked with six-pack abs' means on the dating apps up here.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2080	Well you know what they say about Angels with big haloes.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2081	I was heir to the Wham-O fortune.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2082	It's for good behavior.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2083	What's a nice girl like you doing in a goody-goody place like this?	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2084	Oh, I'm no hero, I just tried to help a few friends out when the shooting started!	1.1915	0.07836	47	41	3	3
2085	My parents kept me on a curfew until I was 30.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2086	Rescued orphans from a fire? That sounds pretty cool. I taught my mom how to use her DVR. Hardly even cursed.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2087	You know what they about angels with big halos.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2088	No, I am not trying to be holier than thou.”	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2089	Believe me, Angelica. Size really DOES matter.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2090	Relax! It's a Hula Hoop.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2091	A little red guy with a long tail said that I would have more fun if I wore it up here.	1.1915	0.07836	47	41	3	3
2092	Wow! I'd love your help downsizing.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2093	It's the only size Amazon had left.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2094	The male version only comes in one size.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2095	Ultimately, size does matter.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2096	There's room for one more.	1.1915	0.07836	47	41	3	3
2097	These wings are super real and this definitely isn't a hula hoop.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2098	I was a really good hula hooper.	1.1915	0.07836	47	41	3	3
2099	They were out of my size.	1.1915	0.05801	47	38	9	0
2100	On the bright side, there's a lot less grit in the clams	1.1915	0.07836	47	41	3	3
2101	I use to be in man holes.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2102	I was a Saint .	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2103	The gender pray gap is just a myth.	1.1915	0.07836	47	41	3	3
2104	Yes, it's true what they say about a one's halo size...	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2105	That's nothing. Wait 'til you see these bad boys in my pockets.	1.1915	0.07836	47	41	3	3
2106	They only had Magnums	1.1915	0.07836	47	41	3	3
2107	The 6S Plus. Yours?	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2108	Is that a pizza on your head or are you just glad to see me?	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2109	Yeah... I'm Gay.	1.1915	0.06550	47	39	7	1
2110	Also, I am told I have huge hands.	1.1915	0.07222	47	40	5	2
2111	"I had to run through hoops to get here"!	1.1905	0.09169	42	38	0	4
2112	I lied at the gate and told them I was Mother Theresa.	1.1875	0.07682	48	42	3	3
2113	I'd feel better if we just cuddled.	1.1875	0.05693	48	39	9	0
2114	Come on over here and we'll make our halos concentric.	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2115	They let me recycle my old hula hoop.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2116	There are no rules, you just wing it.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2117	You're preaching to the choir there, sister.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2118	It was to make up for my small hands	1.1875	0.07682	48	42	3	3
2119	I know it's awkward. It's really a hula hoop.	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2120	Fred! I had no idea we could pick our preferred gender up here!	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2121	It seems the Viagra Effect goes to your head up here.	1.1875	0.07682	48	42	3	3
2122	It's not the size that matters. It's how you use it.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2123	Yes, it's lovely here, but sometimes I miss arguing with agnostics.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2124	It's this big because I'm so humble.	1.1875	0.07682	48	42	3	3
2125	When you've been here long enough you get bonus points.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2126	Are you sure you're in the right place?	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2127	My answer is still the same one I gave you in high school.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2128	You wanna bask in my aura tonight	1.1875	0.05693	48	39	9	0
2129	You are an angel not to mention my big halo.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2130	My halo's not the only thing that's oversized.	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2131	I fell through the manhole and I saw the light.	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2132	E.otherworldly says we're a match made in heaven!	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2133	Yeah, well my ex-wife said I was always Holier than Thou.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2134	If my hands weren't in my pockets you'd understand.	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2135	I'd reeeally like to...but there's this reputation I've gotta uphold.	1.1875	0.05693	48	39	9	0
2136	When I see a pretty girl, it grows larger. Can you imagine that?	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2137	I would be pleased to take you under my wing.	1.1875	0.05693	48	39	9	0
2138	Yes ma'am, I actually am holier-than-thou!	1.1875	0.05693	48	39	9	0
2139	I was getting too close to certain angels.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2140	Sorry, I prefer bad boys.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2141	Really? You can tell it’s getting larger?	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2142	Don't give me that look, but yes, it is true what they say about Angels with Big Halos.....	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2143	Yeah, I decided to go in for the full Cloud 10 package.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2144	Not exactly what I meant by "size matters."	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2145	Mine doubles as a lasso...what does yours do?	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2146	Up here, it is the size that counts.	1.1875	0.05693	48	39	9	0
2147	You make me downright upright.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2148	"Halo," he said. " Well, HALO!" said she.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2149	Yes, Heaven knows, I'm happy to see you!	1.1875	0.05693	48	39	9	0
2150	Yeah, you know what they say about guys with big halos.	1.1875	0.07682	48	42	3	3
2151	Big hands, big feet, big halo.....	1.1875	0.07682	48	42	3	3
2152	Yeah, it's huge...why?	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2153	If there's no Starbucks, I'm not staying!	1.1875	0.05693	48	39	9	0
2154	Yes... size will ALWAYS matter...	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2155	It's a symbol of the hoops through which I had to jump to get here.	1.1875	0.05693	48	39	9	0
2156	Well you were the one who said I was hole-ier than thou...	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2157	Heavens yes, size does count.	1.1875	0.07682	48	42	3	3
2158	It's how you use it.	1.1875	0.05693	48	39	9	0
2159	He forgives, but He hasn't really forgotten, has He?	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2160	"I bought it on Ebay".	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2161	I also use it as a hula-hoop.	1.1875	0.07682	48	42	3	3
2162	I let my wife drive the Maserati.	1.1875	0.07682	48	42	3	3
2163	Well yes, I did invent the Hula Hoop. How did you guess?	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2164	I guess it gives extra points to remember the toilet seat.	1.1875	0.07682	48	42	3	3
2165	No. My feet are not that large. Why?	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2166	Sir, I think you're exaggerating.	1.1875	0.07682	48	42	3	3
2167	You're wrong. Size DOES matter.	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2168	Funny how things are the same but different here.	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2169	I'm supposed to work on my 'holier than thou' attitude.	1.1875	0.05693	48	39	9	0
2170	You should see the one they're making for Beyoncé.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2171	There is a reason for my holier than thou attitude.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2172	I understand that Size Matters here, too	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2173	I've even named it. I call it "the Rapture."	1.1875	0.08239	48	43	1	4
2174	Did you know that I was dying to meet you again?	1.1875	0.07682	48	42	3	3
2175	No, I'm not holier than thou. I got this so I can use it as a hula hoop.	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2176	My family includes charter members of this place.	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2177	Is it obvious?	1.1875	0.05693	48	39	9	0
2178	It's a complete myth that men overcompensate when they feel their masculinity is threatened.	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2179	You know what they say about angels with big halos, right?	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2180	it wouldn't be heaven if it wasn't true	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2181	It's a side effect of the Viagra.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2182	Oh, size matters, baby!	1.1875	0.07081	48	41	5	2
2183	I told you he wouldn't like it.	1.1875	0.07682	48	42	3	3
2184	I'm sorry but I only date double A halo's or better.	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
2185	I never buy anything "off the rack."	1.1860	0.08323	43	38	2	3
2186	I have seniority.	1.1860	0.06005	43	35	8	0
2187	My halo also serves as my umbrella.	1.1860	0.06865	43	36	6	1
2188	I got full coverage from Verizon.	1.1860	0.06005	43	35	8	0
2189	THIS is who I am to judge!	1.1860	0.06865	43	36	6	1
2190	Have I told you about the power of compound interest?	1.1860	0.06005	43	35	8	0
2191	See, even in Heaven: "Size does matter."	1.1852	0.05955	54	45	8	1
2192	I was holier than thou—clearly.	1.1837	0.06946	49	42	5	2
2193	Hey, I'm serious. My life was all about the hula-hoop, but now that's over thanks to these damn wings.	1.1837	0.06946	49	42	5	2
2194	Honestly, I hadn't noticed.	1.1837	0.06946	49	42	5	2
2195	Around here they say that size does matter	1.1837	0.06946	49	42	5	2
2196	I actually brought it with me. It was my favorite dollar store hula hoop.	1.1837	0.06304	49	41	7	1
2197	I’m not as good as I look.	1.1837	0.06946	49	42	5	2
2198	Some say my biggest sin is bragging about the size of my halo.	1.1837	0.06304	49	41	7	1
2199	Welcome, your timing is excellent. I'm as good as it gets	1.1837	0.06304	49	41	7	1
2200	I asked St. Peter to super-size me.	1.1837	0.06304	49	41	7	1
2201	So, as I was saying, I was a career politician . Since I am the only one of my kind up here I got the aggregate Halo.	1.1818	0.07466	44	38	4	2
2202	No, smarty pants, I am NOT trying to compensate for any of my earthly shortcomings.	1.1818	0.06721	44	37	6	1
2203	This is so embarrassing.	1.1818	0.06721	44	37	6	1
2204	It turns out He's pretty much OK with manspreading.	1.1818	0.07466	44	38	4	2
2205	Some angels are "more equal" than others.	1.1818	0.06721	44	37	6	1
2206	After I arrived I told Him I had been hoping for a bigger Hello.	1.1818	0.07466	44	38	4	2
2207	Yes, I'm over compensating for shortcomings in my previous life.	1.1818	0.06721	44	37	6	1
2208	I washed it in cold water	1.1818	0.08143	44	39	2	3
2209	the bigger the more... innocent?	1.1818	0.08143	44	39	2	3
2210	The worst part about gastric bypass surgery isn't the loose halo; its buying new robes!	1.1800	0.06815	50	43	5	2
2211	I bought it online	1.1786	0.07371	28	23	5	0
2212	Here you can lie as much as you want -- your nose won't grow.	1.1778	0.07309	45	39	4	2
2213	I always liked to think that size 'does' matter.	1.1778	0.07970	45	40	2	3
2214	I lived and died in Texas and I always wore a ten gallon hat.	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2215	It all started with a Hula Hoop.	1.1778	0.07970	45	40	2	3
2216	You weren't offered the extended coverage option?	1.1778	0.07309	45	39	4	2
2217	I guess size does matter!	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2218	Marilyn Monroe has an exclamation point.	1.1778	0.07970	45	40	2	3
2219	It's special recognition for inventing the hoopla hoop.	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2220	Beyonce can see my halo better.	1.1778	0.07970	45	40	2	3
2221	You'll definitely want to get your parking validated.	1.1778	0.07309	45	39	4	2
2222	Yes, Virginia, there is a union.	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2223	Yes, I have a big one, but I have other attributes as well.	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2224	But last time I asked you said, "Not a chance in Hell!"	1.1778	0.05764	45	37	8	0
2225	I really am a bad boy, I swear. Well, I would never swear, but...	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2226	How could you tell I was lying.	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2227	Seriously, I'm naturally this big.	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2228	I hope you're one of those girls who thinks size matters.	1.1778	0.07309	45	39	4	2
2229	I wear a size 14EE. Why did you ask?	1.1778	0.07309	45	39	4	2
2230	Why yes, I did invent the Hula Hoop.	1.1778	0.05764	45	37	8	0
2231	Honestly, I've seen much bigger.	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2232	I drove a Porsche, why?	1.1778	0.05764	45	37	8	0
2233	If only feeling holier-than-thou were a virtue!	1.1778	0.08581	45	41	0	4
2234	I had it custommade	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2235	"That halo will be a lot smaller when I finish with him.".	1.1778	0.07309	45	39	4	2
2236	I won't make snap judgements if you don't.	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2237	WHAT DID I KNOW..I ASKED FOR AN EXTRA LARGE.	1.1778	0.05764	45	37	8	0
2238	Well, you know what they say about the size of a man's halo.	1.1778	0.07309	45	39	4	2
2239	Admit it, halo envy.	1.1778	0.07309	45	39	4	2
2240	I'm not that innocent.	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2241	Remember me? I lost some weight, but kept the old halo.	1.1778	0.07309	45	39	4	2
2242	Well, you know what they say about guys with big halos?	1.1778	0.07309	45	39	4	2
2243	I was perfect at hula hoop, too.	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2244	It's just a holier-than-thou fashion statement I'm trying out	1.1778	0.05764	45	37	8	0
2245	Let's ditch the halos and get on with it	1.1778	0.05764	45	37	8	0
2246	Heaven's got one heck of a weight loss program.	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2247	Actually it's just a hula hoop.	1.1778	0.07309	45	39	4	2
2248	You know that thing about big hands? Well, it works for halos too.	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2249	Hula hooping accident, what about you?	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2250	After I lost my third halo, St Peter refused to give me a new one. I found me this hula hoop in lost and found.	1.1778	0.07309	45	39	4	2
2251	So we're going to play the "my halo's bigger than your halo" game?!	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2252	You could probably tell by my hands.	1.1778	0.07970	45	40	2	3
2253	Go to bed with me and I'll tell you.	1.1778	0.05764	45	37	8	0
2254	You should see the size of my feet.	1.1778	0.07970	45	40	2	3
2255	You can't tell me that size doesn't matter.	1.1778	0.07309	45	39	4	2
2256	I'm the guy who cancelled "19 Kids and Counting."	1.1778	0.07970	45	40	2	3
2257	I demanded the expanded version of humility.	1.1778	0.07309	45	39	4	2
2258	I'm telling you without 'Pride' that I made Angel of the Month.	1.1778	0.07309	45	39	4	2
2259	They will say this is a match made in heaven.	1.1778	0.07309	45	39	4	2
2260	Yes, that too.	1.1778	0.07309	45	39	4	2
2261	Well, size is a respected dimension even around here.	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2262	I used to have a swollen head but I've humbled down!	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2263	I told the greeter 'Supersize me' and he did!	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2264	The Halo supplier made a mistake and sent me a Hula.	1.1778	0.07309	45	39	4	2
2265	You know what they say about the angel with the big halo.....	1.1778	0.06582	45	38	6	1
2266	Of course I'm a feminist.	1.1778	0.05764	45	37	8	0
2267	I used to say Heaven can Wait but now I'm sorry I did.	1.1778	0.07970	45	40	2	3
2268	You appeared less judgmental in your Tinder profile.	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
2269	Yes, size matters in heaven.	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2270	It was a hula accident. How did you get here?	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2271	And to think, you always said size doesn't matter.	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2272	You know what they say about angels with big halos, don't you?	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2273	I let the size of my halo do the talking.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2274	I hate to brag but I come from a long time of big halos.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2275	How can you reject me based on the size of my halo? I have large hands as well!	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2276	You know what they say about male angels with large halos.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2277	It appears that we Republicans have once again thwarted 'equal halos for equal virtues.'	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2278	I used to be a lot bigger.	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2279	Mine is a hole in the glass ceiling. Yours is just a halo.	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2280	My uncontrollable flatulence has created the hole in the ozone layer above my head.	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2281	Yeah, what they say about guys with large halos is true.	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
2282	Come back and interview again when your halo is more fully developed.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2283	I can fly through it too.	1.1739	0.07805	46	41	2	3
2284	So size does matter?	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2285	It's a bit understated for my taste, but you make it work.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2286	Serving Vatican City helps.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2287	Yes, as a matter of fact there is a correlation	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2288	Don't laugh. It was the only one in stock when I got here.	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2289	I'm really not compensating for anything.	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
2290	I know it looks big, but it's comfortable.	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
2291	Kylie, you make my halo swell	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2292	'Hula-Hoop-Halo' just had a ring to it.	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2293	Pretty as you are, you're going to get 76% of what male angels earn.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2294	Believe me, I am really good.	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2295	I know, it looks ridiculous.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2296	There's really no need to overcompensate up here.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2297	Don't act like you're not impressed.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2298	I cannot tell a lie. It's my hula-hoop.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2299	What do you mean, what am I compensating for?	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
2300	When I look at you, I get... larger than life!	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2301	Don't give me that holier than thou look	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
2302	I was a professional hula hooper and St. Peter thought it funny to constantly remind me of it.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2303	I'm holier than thou only because I swore off discussing politics on Facebook.	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2304	Sorry, I'm waiting for my husband to die.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2305	I was famous for my ten-gallon hats.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2306	You have beautiful...eh... wings.	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2307	You can't argue with God.	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2308	It would be in your best interest to "Dry Clean Only"	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2309	Yes, I must humbly admit, it is unusually large.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2310	It mattered on Earth, of course, but I'm sure it doesn't count for anything here.	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2311	Want to do something that will make us lose our wings?	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2312	I was a halo of a man when I was on earth	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2313	Well, I wouldn't want to brag, of course, but . . . .	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2314	They need to do something about regulating drones up here.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2315	I hate to brag, but up here, size does matter.	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2316	Dry-clean only.	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
2317	She was surprised to discover that even in heaven size matters.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2318	I brought the potato salad to the church picnic.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2319	Let's make a cherub.	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2320	Beyonce lent it to me.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2321	You know what they say, big halo small d...	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2322	My hands are very big too. Very, very big.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2323	I'm on Weight Watchers.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2324	Well Halo to you too.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2325	What do you mean, 'holier than thou'?	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
2326	Not only that but I wear a size fourteen shoe.	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
2327	My halo doubles as a hula hoop	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2328	Why yes, I do have large hands.	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2329	You're beautiful, but it appears our lifestyles aren't compatible	1.1739	0.07805	46	41	2	3
2330	I didn't realize there was such a big difference between large and extra large.	1.1739	0.07805	46	41	2	3
2331	Did He not tell you? You'll have to carry that thing around for all eternity.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2332	I like sticking my hands in my pants. like this.	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2333	It humors the boss too.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2334	Well maybe God loves you. But God loves me more. Because I’m so humble.	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2335	Until it's fixed, I'm stuck with the hula hoop	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2336	I'm a bachelor; I haven't washed it yet.	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
2337	I had house seats for HAMILTON.	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
2338	My head was much bigger before I had some lessons in humility.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2339	You said size mattered.	1.1739	0.07805	46	41	2	3
2340	Halo, gorgeous!	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2341	I am one of the very few males around here who wasn’t called a no good bastard by a female.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2342	Yes, in Heaven, size matters, too.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2343	I told you to check the expiration date.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2344	I made it to this year's top five in humility.	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
2345	My gluten-free, kale-based snacks blog helped God lose a ton of weight.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2346	I've got a very big halo, that I can tell you. As far as other things, I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee it.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2347	Your halo is very, very low energy.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2348	It equates to the opposite of small hands.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2349	That's my new halo hoop.	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
2350	It was a tough choice.	1.1739	0.07805	46	41	2	3
2351	Before you say that size doesn't matter...	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
2352	Are you a summer intern?	1.1739	0.07805	46	41	2	3
2353	Mine's a shower, not a grower.	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2354	I guess it's because I'm holier than thou.	1.1739	0.07159	46	40	4	2
2355	I see that size does matter.	1.1739	0.05650	46	38	8	0
2356	Well, you know what they say about large haloes...	1.1739	0.07805	46	41	2	3
2357	How did you know that I made it myself?	1.1707	0.07732	41	36	3	2
2358	Who says size doesn't matter?	1.1707	0.05949	41	34	7	0
2359	I leaned in.	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2360	I try not to notice it.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2361	The William Morris Agency. Why do you ask?	1.1702	0.07646	47	42	2	3
2362	and it comes with pockets, too	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2363	First time here?	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2364	You have to jump through lots of hoops to become a perfect angel.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2365	My app went viral.	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2366	How aura?	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2367	Listen, I know you said I'm too good for you but I don't agree...	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2368	You thought the wage gap was only a problem on earth?	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2369	For the last two years I bet on the Warriors. How did you get here?	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2370	I actually left the bathrobe right there in the hotel.	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2371	Bragging is so much easier here than Earth	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2372	Well, yes, there is some correlation between the size of my halo and the size of my feet.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2373	Don't feel bad. I'm just nicer than you.	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2374	I'm dilated you made it here!	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2375	Hello, I'm Johnny Angel, and together we will see how lovely heaven can be.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2376	I had just taken a Viagra pill when I died of a heart attach.	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2377	As it turns out, size really does matter.	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2378	Yea, it's my attitude, holier than thou.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2379	It's the only way you can compensate up here.	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2380	My mother always told me, 'Sanctimonious is as sanctimonious does'.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2381	They were having a sale at Skymall...	1.1702	0.07646	47	42	2	3
2382	I come from a family with big heads.	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2383	Still having an after life crisis huh Dave?	1.1702	0.07646	47	42	2	3
2384	Size doesn't matter.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2385	Alas, what happens in Vegas definitely does not stay in Vegas.	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2386	Oh yeah, it's what you'd think	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2387	Holier than thou? Maybe a little.	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2388	I was an inventor for Wham-O.	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2389	You know what they say--the larger the halo.....	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2390	If I told you how I really feel about you, I sure wouldn't be here right now.	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2391	I ordered the recreational model . . .	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2392	I'm just saying, a plunging neckline may invite some unwanted attention.	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2393	I'm compensating after the fact.	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2394	I worked in a pizza parlor.	1.1702	0.07646	47	42	2	3
2395	Eve, she meant nothing to me.	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2396	So you see you can take it with you.	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2397	Excuse me. Would you say this is fostering an excessive sense of entitlement?	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2398	Why do say I think I'm too good for you?	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2399	I don't like to brag, but Sully Sullenberger had a little help from yours truly.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2400	Bigger is better.	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2401	Don't tell. It's a hula-hoop.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2402	Let's go ask Archimedes. I'll bet he'll have the answer!	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2403	And my hands are slightly larger than normal, too.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2404	I was wearing a Sombrero at the time of the accident...	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2405	I know. It's so big and round. I call it my J-LO	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2406	Take it from me, being an angel isn't all that it's cracked up to be...	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2407	Greetings, I'm Adam Holier Than Thou.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2408	Trade ya.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2409	Yes, it is - and I've noticed a lot of you girls here have halo envy.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2410	My wings don't let me use my hula hoop.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2411	Can we hook up now?	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2412	It's like pinocchio, except for good deeds	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2413	I don't want to play the evangelical card, but . . .	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2414	I believe the circumference of one's halo is proportional to one's holiness.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2415	I remember you, you had a big head when you were our manager!	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2416	Up here, hand size is irrelevant; it's all about the halo.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2417	You're dumping me in Heaven. Who Does That!?	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2418	Well, if you think THIS is big, you should check out my hands.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2419	Nobody liked it on America's Got Talent either.	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2420	It tarnishes easily.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2421	It's very simple, Sweetheart, I'm a transgender.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2422	I guess they never discovered the SEC Indictment	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2423	I defeated St Peter in the Mythic Legendary Halo championship match.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2424	Where I grew up, bragging was considered a virtue.	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2425	In another world and in another time, yes size would matter.	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2426	Well you see Penelope, I got in on the ground floor of the reformation	1.1702	0.07646	47	42	2	3
2427	Really it's just hula hoop. I brought it with me.	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2428	The large halo? Well, I've always been very competitive.	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2429	Yeah, New Yorkers hate when I call this place "Los Angeles."	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2430	...Most Likes...	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2431	Yes, I hold myself in high esteem. Why do you ask?	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2432	I was a philanthropist.	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2433	My halo's not fat...he just has a thyroid issue.	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2434	Jezebel. That's an interesting name.	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2435	They fitted me for a Trump halo	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2436	I still think metric is the more perfect system.	1.1702	0.07646	47	42	2	3
2437	I need all the help I can get	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2438	Are the other six as lovely as you?	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2439	I died while hula-hooping.	1.1702	0.07015	47	41	4	2
2440	My mother said my halo was my best feature.	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2441	It's not hegemonic masculinity, it's just that God has favorites	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2442	Well you know what they say about a man's "halo".	1.1702	0.06321	47	40	6	1
2443	Not to worry. It grows on you.	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2444	Oh for heaven's sake yes. Size matters.	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2445	There may be some lingering resentment.	1.1702	0.05541	47	39	8	0
2446	I'm hoping to become an archangel.	1.1667	0.07493	48	43	2	3
2447	It's not a halo, it's a portal to another world. If ya know what I mean.	1.1667	0.06745	42	36	5	1
2448	They call me 'Mr. Holier-than-thou' around the water cooler.	1.1667	0.06198	48	41	6	1
2449	I'm suddenly kinda bummed by this non-corporeal existence thing.	1.1667	0.06198	48	41	6	1
2450	You know the saying; big halo, big....	1.1667	0.06876	48	42	4	2
2451	It was the Lamborghini that got us here in the first place and you're STILL overcompensating?	1.1667	0.06876	48	42	4	2
2452	I was an early investor in Halo.	1.1667	0.06745	42	36	5	1
2453	I requested one with a sprinkler system for.... well.... you know, just in case.	1.1667	0.07493	48	43	2	3
2454	But mine is platinum.	1.1667	0.06198	48	41	6	1
2455	It's got great perks, but I miss going head to head with all those little devils.	1.1667	0.06198	48	41	6	1
2456	It's my old hula hoop.	1.1667	0.07493	48	43	2	3
2457	I guess it's a man's heaven.	1.1667	0.07557	42	37	3	2
2458	It's a rental. Sometimes, I need to feel Godly.	1.1667	0.06198	48	41	6	1
2459	If only you hadn’t gone away for that weekend with your boss, Sally	1.1667	0.06745	42	36	5	1
2460	I lost 130 lbs on the Paleo diet	1.1633	0.06743	49	43	4	2
2461	I've been touched by an allergy.	1.1633	0.06743	49	43	4	2
2462	Wanna go populate a planet?	1.1633	0.06743	49	43	4	2
2463	No, it was easy, I asked for "XL" in my last confession.	1.1628	0.06597	43	37	5	1
2464	I don't like to brag, but since you asked: I was an ace hula-hooper back on Earth.	1.1628	0.05696	43	36	7	0
2465	It's Heaven's equivalent of a 'Dunce' cap.	1.1628	0.06597	43	37	5	1
2466	It's actually just a hole in the glass ceiling.	1.1628	0.05696	43	36	7	0
2467	People laughed when they saw my drawer full of 'Box Tops For Education'...	1.1628	0.06597	43	37	5	1
2468	I'm down 350 lbs postmortem, and I've never felt better!	1.1628	0.07389	43	38	3	2
2469	No I don't think that I'm overcompensating.	1.1628	0.07389	43	38	3	2
2470	Yeah, it's bigger since I went gluten free	1.1628	0.05696	43	36	7	0
2471	He likes me.....	1.1628	0.05696	43	36	7	0
2472	I think we both know that size does matter.	1.1628	0.06597	43	37	5	1
2473	I must be in heaven because you look like an angel.	1.1628	0.06597	43	37	5	1
2474	I sinned less, that's why I have a bigger one.	1.1628	0.06597	43	37	5	1
2475	C'mon let's give it a whirl.	1.1628	0.07389	43	38	3	2
2476	You oughta see my feet.	1.1628	0.08104	43	39	1	3
2477	I'm confess, this whole heaven and angel thing is still over my head.	1.1628	0.05696	43	36	7	0
2478	Looks like you'r headed for sainthood.	1.1628	0.06597	43	37	5	1
2479	No, seriously, you look like an angel sent from Heaven!	1.1628	0.06597	43	37	5	1
2480	I'm sorry. I don't believe we are compatible.	1.1628	0.07389	43	38	3	2
2481	I invented the Hula Hoop, why do you ask?	1.1628	0.05696	43	36	7	0
2482	Raaally Dahling, all I can say is if the halo fits...	1.1628	0.06597	43	37	5	1
2483	Actually, this is Hell. Wait 'til you see the wage gap.	1.1628	0.06597	43	37	5	1
2484	It's the same here. Size does matter.	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2485	Yes, I know it's a hula hoop.	1.1591	0.05578	44	37	7	0
2486	Hey, foreplay on the freeway was your idea.	1.1591	0.07229	44	39	3	2
2487	Muhammad & Prince are still in orientation, they let me use their halos.	1.1591	0.07229	44	39	3	2
2488	gays get the supersize	1.1591	0.07229	44	39	3	2
2489	Yes, I do have big hands and feet also. Why do you ask?	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2490	You look almost devilish today.	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2491	My halo didn't get this big by doing what you're suggesting.	1.1591	0.07229	44	39	3	2
2492	It doubles as a hula hoop.	1.1591	0.05578	44	37	7	0
2493	Come on. It's a fair trade. My hula hoop for your Frisbee.	1.1591	0.05578	44	37	7	0
2494	Well, Hayllo...	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2495	Cloud computing copy error.	1.1591	0.07229	44	39	3	2
2496	Let's just say Trump would never call me Little Marco.	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2497	Compensating?! No no, I was an ego maniac	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2498	Yeah, it makes up not being able to see one's feet.	1.1591	0.05578	44	37	7	0
2499	I had small hands.	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2500	Come on, Beth, why the smerk? You know what they say...big halo...	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2501	God thought it would compensate for my small hands....	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2502	Yeah, 'I know, rack dry, but how could I guess about some fabrics stretching?	1.1591	0.07229	44	39	3	2
2503	Its actually a hula hoop. I was junior champion back in the day.	1.1591	0.05578	44	37	7	0
2504	No, I'm not still overcompensating!	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2505	Yup, it's true what they say.	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2506	Don't give me that look. I am literally holier than thou.	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2507	Recycling inititative, the hula hoop seemed a better choice than the Popemobile tire.	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2508	Something tells me that you're overcompensating.	1.1591	0.07229	44	39	3	2
2509	Well this is what God gave me.	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2510	It's because I'm holier than thou. In other words I'm a Vegan.	1.1591	0.07229	44	39	3	2
2511	I was a professional Hula Hooper.	1.1591	0.05578	44	37	7	0
2512	I think he liked my sit-com.	1.1591	0.05578	44	37	7	0
2513	I knew when I met you I wasn't good enough for you	1.1591	0.07229	44	39	3	2
2514	Thank the lord for "AngelMatch.com!"	1.1591	0.07229	44	39	3	2
2515	not only is my halo bigger than most, but God asks for my counsel frequently	1.1591	0.07926	44	40	1	3
2516	My! Your's is really big, isn't it?	1.1591	0.07926	44	40	1	3
2517	I don't like to rush into things, as you can see.	1.1591	0.05578	44	37	7	0
2518	You know what they say about big halos...	1.1591	0.07229	44	39	3	2
2519	It must've been that little blue pill I took before I died.	1.1591	0.07229	44	39	3	2
2520	I've told you all along that God was a HE!	1.1591	0.07229	44	39	3	2
2521	R e a l l y, Holier than thou!	1.1591	0.05578	44	37	7	0
2522	My high school taught abstinence-only.	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2523	Yes, it does make it easier to see where I'm going at night.	1.1591	0.05578	44	37	7	0
2524	Wish I could , but I am scheduled to be rightsized in about 20 minutes.	1.1591	0.07229	44	39	3	2
2525	Sorry, but Halo Inequality is not a Sin up here.	1.1591	0.07229	44	39	3	2
2526	It's my God Hole.	1.1591	0.07229	44	39	3	2
2527	Maybe couples skydiving wasn't such a good idea.	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2528	We could always work something out....	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2529	And what would make you think I earn more than you?	1.1591	0.05578	44	37	7	0
2530	I assure you, size doesn't matter.	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2531	I told you buying indulgences would be work	1.1591	0.05578	44	37	7	0
2532	You know what they say about halo size...	1.1591	0.07229	44	39	3	2
2533	OMG! Is that a huge Halo, or are you just happy to see me?	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2534	Till death do us part seemed long enough to me.	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2535	Ohhh . . . my . . . God!	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2536	So, you recall me as having an oversized ego?	1.1591	0.05578	44	37	7	0
2537	I'm supposed to say size doesn't matter...	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2538	On the terrestrial plane I was something of a chick magnet.	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2539	I was the former US Hoola Hoop champion.	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2540	WOW ! I was afraid you would be some crazy guy with B.O. and a beard.	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2541	Let me guess, Wall Street?!	1.1591	0.07229	44	39	3	2
2542	The devil made me do it!	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2543	Yes it's big, but do you know how to use it?	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2544	You know what they say about giant halos ...	1.1591	0.06456	44	38	5	1
2545	I promise. I won't let it go to my head.	1.1591	0.07229	44	39	3	2
2546	My. What a big Halo you have...	1.1579	0.08024	38	34	2	2
2547	I thought it would be different in heaven, thanks be to God!	1.1562	0.06521	32	27	5	0
2548	I'm not compensating for anything, I swear!	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2549	I gave at the office.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2550	How can you not find 'holier than thou' attractive?	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2551	I used to own a pizza restaurant.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2552	I couldn't take my Porsche with me.	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2553	I know it's weird....but I have small hands.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2554	I don't mean to brag, but you know what they say about angels with large halos.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2555	People say I have a holier than thou attitude.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2556	I have a wide stance.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2557	You know what they say about angels with huge halos?	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2558	I prefer highly over heavenly endowed, and you?	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2559	I never thought I'd die to regret inventing the hula hoop.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2560	You know what they say about large halos, don't you?	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2561	I'm on strict probation; one bad move and out I go through this hole above my head.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2562	'Glass cloud'? I don't know what you mean.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2563	You'll love it here. There's no other gated community like it.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2564	My first hula hoop.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2565	Up here you can earn a whole 85 cents on the dollar!	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2566	I paid for a heavenly upgrade! It includes extra headroom.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2567	If this job has taught me anything, it's to look beyond appearances.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2568	I don't know… I was playing with a Hula-Hoop and it just sorta stayed up there. So here I am.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2569	Talk about jumping through hoops.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2570	Why, yes. Yes I am.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2571	Don't give me that look just because I have a swelled halo.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2572	All they left was the extra-extra large.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2573	The XL sizes were on sale.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2574	No, my hands are also large. I'm just keeping them warm.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2575	Soon you will have a big enough head to fit that Halo.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2576	I got nicknamed, 'Holier than Thou'.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2577	It's a side effect of my ED treatment.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2578	Yes, my halo has grown since you arrived	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2579	Yes, Virginia, there is a glass ceiling in Heaven also.	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2580	Being the "Guardian Angel of Hula Hoops" has its perks.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2581	I heard St. Peter was bad at geometry, so I told him it 4piR.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2582	So I said to Gabriel, "Believe me, I know die-ameter." But seriously......	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2583	Lemme guess. On Earth you drove a muscle car.	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2584	Is that happiness to see me?	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2585	I guess you didn't 'lean in'.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2586	It's called a 'Morning Glory.'	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2587	Stand back honey, I don't know how big this thing gets.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2588	I prefer to call it an areola	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2589	Look, Honey, size matters!	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2590	You know what they say about a man with a large halo.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2591	Don't let the small hands fool you.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2592	Some are just more holy.	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2593	I was Donald Trump's hairstylist.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2594	Oh, Honey. You'll make friends. I mean, being alive wasn't all peaches and cream either.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2595	I was even my mother's favorite.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2596	Apparently I have a big head.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2597	My halo is huge. So huge, you won't believe how huge it is.	1.1556	0.07756	45	41	1	3
2598	Remember, Eve, I was always holier than thou.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2599	Up here, size matters!	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2600	I hula on weekends.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2601	Mine was very popular in the '50s.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2602	I bet you wish you’d liked that post about the sick kid now, huh?	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2603	You do know what they say about men with big halos.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2604	This is why it's called heaven.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2605	I thought I'd dress up!	1.1556	0.07756	45	41	1	3
2606	I used to have a much bigger head. Dying kinda humbles you.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2607	Does this make my feet look big?	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2608	It means I've been more saintly and have had less sex, but I'll take any opportunity to shrink it.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2609	It's called the 'halo affect'—it makes me ridiculously holier than thou.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2610	I know, it's awful. I haven't had a proper sleep in weeks.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2611	I told you I'm a grower.	1.1556	0.07756	45	41	1	3
2612	Well, yeah, obviously THOU.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2613	I got fifty of them from Costco.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2614	You know about they say about angels with big halos ....	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2615	You can say what you like, yet I believe HE decides..:	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2616	I deleted his account.	1.1556	0.07756	45	41	1	3
2617	Please give me a chance. I’m a bad boy at heart!	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2618	Hula hoop champion in 1959.	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2619	Thanks. Wish I could say the same thing about my, um, hands.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2620	yea,big hands,big feet,big halo and you know the rest.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2621	I guess I'm just more hole-y than you.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2622	I know people in high places plus I was an Eagle Scout.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2623	Oh, it definitely grows. But it takes time...	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2624	I left my harddrive on the cloud.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2625	It’s a rental; One size fits all.	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2626	It's the wide screen HD model, with omniscient remote.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2627	I swear it does not make your butt look big.	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2628	Well HAY-LOOO there!	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2629	It matches my hands	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2630	It's genetic.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2631	Ha-lo, beautiful!	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2632	Halo, it's me I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to notice me.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2633	Oh, I was under the impression that it was til death do us part.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2634	No, I don't notice any difference.	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2635	Well, yeah, it's true, but it's not like it's going to do us any good up here.	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2636	Welcome to heaven for metrics analysts.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2637	I am sure it will shrink over time.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2638	Does it make my hands look small?	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2639	Well "halo," good looking.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2640	I invented the hula hoop. What did you do?	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2641	Without a doubt, I'm holier than you.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2642	You know what they say, everything's bigger in Texas...	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2643	I'm on 9 with a 10!	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2644	You're STILL making me jump through hoops.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2645	And I have small hands!	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2646	Come, I'll introduce you to Mother Teresa...	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2647	Let's put it this way. My hands aren't tiny either.	1.1556	0.07756	45	41	1	3
2648	Small, yes, but with a great view.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2649	It was another hula hoop related death.	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2650	Tinder? Never heard of it.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2651	It just means I've been here a lot longer...	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2652	If this angel stuff doesn't work out, I could always light my halo on fire and join the circus...	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2653	What? I'm from Texas.	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2654	As long as it doesn't last longer than four hours, we're cool.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2655	I got it at a garage sale.	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2656	God got a good laugh. I asked for a bigger one cause my hands were so small.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2657	Wow, those on-line dating services do work!	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2658	I'm not an idiot. You have a much smaller hole to get through to the next level than I.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2659	Yes, as a matter of fact I was a big Donnie Osmond fan. Why do you ask?	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2660	Told you. My religion was the true one.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2661	Up here the only thing of size that matters is your halo	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2662	I found my halo on Amazon. They deliver if you specify the cloud number.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2663	And if you get tired of being holy, you can use it as a hula hoop.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2664	My death was caused by a hula hoop.	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2665	Look, up here, the halo is only related to the size of your ego!	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2666	What gender halo gap? There is no gender halo gap.	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2667	Yes, it does mean that.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2668	Look at my halo. Is that a small halo? I guarantee there is no problem	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2669	Mine is biggest.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2670	I guarantee you there's no problem.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2671	I'm not saying I'm "Holier than thou," I just think my idea is better.	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2672	As they say, big halo.....	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2673	You're right, I shouldn't have had that last beer.	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2674	Yeah, the Man personally designated me a "Holier Than Thou" kind of guy.	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2675	Well, if you wanted a normal angel, your profile should have said "Spiritual, but not religious"!	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2676	I've got to be honest: bigger isn't necessarily better.	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2677	''Just call me archangel of the morning angel."	1.1556	0.06321	45	39	5	1
2678	Wham-O dot com	1.1556	0.05464	45	38	7	0
2679	I'm really not over compensating	1.1556	0.07075	45	40	3	2
2680	No it's " divine compensation" if you must know.	1.1538	0.06910	39	34	4	1
2681	Circular reasoning got me here and it's growing on me.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2682	You know that’s just a Hula Hoop.	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2683	I thought he said Hulu not Halo	1.1522	0.07593	46	42	1	3
2684	You know, it's true what they say you can tell about a man from the size of his halo.	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2685	I rather enjoy being thought of as larger than life.	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2686	I went with the 1st class upgrade	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2687	I think it's time to take a "cold shower".?	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2688	They don't believe in wormholes up here!	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2689	No, no. I'm not any better than you. I was simply a whiz with a hula hoop down there.	1.1522	0.07593	46	42	1	3
2690	I am not compensating for any inadequacies.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2691	The better to lasso you with, my dear!	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2692	Look who thinks he's "Man's gift to God!	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2693	Is your halo compensating for something?	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2694	Welcome! Glad you came!	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2695	Being headstrong has it's perks.	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2696	It's especially handy at night	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2697	Apparently envy is no longer one of the seven deadly sins.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2698	It's based on the gender pay gap	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2699	My name's Charlie. I collect angels.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2700	I'm afraid my 'bad boy' act won't work any more.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2701	The Big Guy wanted an angel he can slam dunk.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2702	You're Saint Peter!" Do you know Caitlyn Jenner?	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2703	The size of my halo is directly related to the fact that I died with you.	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2704	There's plenty of room under here if you want to know what it feels like to have a big one.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2705	Are you a Virgin? Your halo tells me you are!	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2706	I was the most honest and helpful employee at Costco	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2707	The trickle down effect will work...just give it time.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2708	So. God is really a guy after all.	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2709	Of course, he only lets his closest friends call him Jeezy Creezy.	1.1522	0.07593	46	42	1	3
2710	How did I do it? Clean thinking and no meat on Fridays. That's really it.	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2711	True, I was a virgin.	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2712	No, I an not still compensating.	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2713	I know that mine is bigger than yours but remember that envy is one of the seven deadly sins.	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2714	I died during the Hula Hoop craze.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2715	Actually the halo size shows your Heaven age, it's like a tree!	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2716	Be honest. Does it make me look phat?	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2717	I am a believer in equal rights. Your halo should be as large as mine!	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2718	Shit! I coulda had more fun!	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2719	I haven't slept a wink since I had this one installed. It's like an alien beacon up there.	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2720	My name is Trump.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2721	Is that a halo or a hole in the ceiling?	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2722	It's a NextGen Halo that doubles as a mood ring.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2723	You know what they say about the size of an angel's halo..	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2724	I know what you're thinking.	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2725	The forecast's calling for rain.	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2726	Unfortunately, it's not what you think. Hula hoop champion, 6th grade.	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2727	And wait until you see my hands.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2728	I see you are still using Viagra.	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2729	I still remain holier than thou	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2730	I am just keeping it warm. The Greatest arrives this week.	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2731	I told you to let God win that last round of Halo XBOX 360.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2732	Hula Hoop inventor..how d'ya guess?	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2733	It was either Hell or the size of the hole I created in the ozone layer.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2734	My carry-on luggage always fitted into the airline test box.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2735	Face it, angel face, you're just jealous.	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2736	I agree, equal halos for equal good deeds!	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2737	You can't fly through yours, can you?"	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2738	Ringworm is actually quite common.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2739	You see, I was the priest who banned hula hoops.	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2740	I got extra credit for trying to ban assault weapons and high-volume bullet magazines.	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2741	I guess that Woman Card doesn't get you everything.	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2742	Yeah, lets just say the halos get pretty picked over when there is half price sale.	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2743	So Pride and Envy are no longer Sins of Exclusion. Who knew?	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2744	Seriously, it's not because I'm a man. In life, I was a hula hoop champ.	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2745	isn't it time for equal halos for equal good deeds?	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2746	I had a wider circle of friends. I suppose.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2747	Perhaps I should've used another pet name for you besides "Angel".	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2748	Actually, I was Donald Trump's alter ego.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2749	I would have been here sooner if i knew about the dating service!	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2750	Well, I really do have 400 years on you.	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2751	Yes, dear, I'm afraid that size still matters.	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2752	How about coming over here under my ring??	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2753	I know it's smaller, but I had a better time down there.	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2754	Well, it's the girth, not the length, that really counts.	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2755	well it is my birthday.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2756	HE said I should reuse/recycle my old hoola hoop.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2757	Does my halo look too big?	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2758	Evidently size does matter.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2759	Up here, size really does matter.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2760	Excuse me woman.. is that a frisbee on your head?	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2761	I have big hands too.	1.1522	0.07593	46	42	1	3
2762	don't say it , I know , I should have got out more	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2763	I didn't manspread.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2764	I got it at Ross	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2765	So much for equal pay for equal work.	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2766	I never used Twitter to complain about my flight.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2767	I think because it helps balance out my extreme shoe size?	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2768	I admit it--I have a Napoleon complex.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2769	The Devil offered me a much better benefit plan, but c'mon it's Hell down there.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2770	Oh, the size? Well, it doubles as a portal between here and there.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2771	I guess I have a pretty big hoop to jump through	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2772	What glass ceiling?	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2773	You'll find that is is a job you eventually grow into.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2774	Well, yes. It's really just a hula hoop.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2775	Big shoes, .......	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2776	Where's God?	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2777	The regular size was out-of-stock.	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2778	Let me show you about venn diagrams	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2779	I was really good.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2780	Well, yes, I am blessed in that way.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2781	And they said I didn't have a superego.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2782	Yeah, It is proportional to the size of my halo	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2783	You know, it's true what they say about the size of a guy's halo.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2784	I took the prime option.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2785	Well, you know what they say about an angel with a big halo...	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2786	I know you usually go for more of the "bad boy type," but I think we'd be a match made in heaven.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2787	"Could you really help me shrink my halo? How?	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2788	You know what they say, Big halo, big . . ."	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2789	Guess who asked for directions to the heavenly bathroom then put the seat down?	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2790	You'll never believe how very hard I had to work to earn it!	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2791	Your halo is writing checks your body can't cash.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2792	I was in a hula hoop accident. And you?	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2793	Halooooooooo	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2794	Halo, Big Spender…	1.1522	0.07593	46	42	1	3
2795	Yes, my halo's smaller, but it slips down and holds my hair in place.	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2796	Am I in the right place?	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2797	It's a Hula Halo..	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2798	He didn't get the memo about my recent bariatric surgery.	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2799	Once you reach 1 million rotations, you can swap out for the hula hoop.	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2800	That's a myth.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2801	And then I said 'Actually, sweetie, all lives matter.	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2802	Honestly, it's a double edged sword. The 5G halo is great for sending messages to the world but its bulk is a nuisance when your executing judgements	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2803	Of course you've heard the old chestnut, "Big halo, big -----"	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2804	Don't get too hopeful, it's really a hula hoop!	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2805	I was hit by a car in the Costco parking lot.	1.1522	0.06928	46	41	3	2
2806	Now all of a sudden, after all of these years, size matters to you.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2807	Size matters forever.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
2808	It s not the size that matters, it matters how you use it.	1.1522	0.05354	46	39	7	0
2809	I have a big one.	1.1500	0.05718	40	34	6	0
2810	What are you talking about? There's no halo gender gap.	1.1500	0.05718	40	34	6	0
2811	I was overjoyed when I first learned I could bring my hula-hoop, now not so much.	1.1500	0.07638	40	36	2	2
2812	I'm afraid the glass ceiling stinks to high heaven.	1.1500	0.07638	40	36	2	2
2813	I died during a hula hoop contest	1.1489	0.06787	47	42	3	2
2814	He said it's only because my head is so big.	1.1489	0.05249	47	40	7	0
2815	Actually, I played the harp in the New York Philharmonic	1.1489	0.06067	47	41	5	1
2816	SORRY, I'M A VIRGIN	1.1489	0.06067	47	41	5	1
2817	You know what they say about guys with big halos, don't you.	1.1489	0.06067	47	41	5	1
2818	Good grief. I should have swiped left.	1.1489	0.06067	47	41	5	1
2819	It doesn't quite fit into my Maserati, but I make do.	1.1489	0.06787	47	42	3	2
2820	I'm sorry to tell you this, Harold, but it's the size of the hands, not the size of the halo.	1.1489	0.06067	47	41	5	1
2821	Size doesn't matter in hell.	1.1489	0.06067	47	41	5	1
2822	Back in the 70's I played harp for Aerosmith.	1.1489	0.06787	47	42	3	2
2823	Don't let the halo give you the wrong impression.	1.1489	0.06787	47	42	3	2
2824	HE had to give me some compensation for having small hands.	1.1489	0.07437	47	43	1	3
2825	You should've seen the size of the planet it came with	1.1489	0.06067	47	41	5	1
2826	I won it at bingo.	1.1489	0.05249	47	40	7	0
2827	Maybe you should have thought of that before you majored in communications.	1.1463	0.07458	41	37	2	2
2828	Not that I have a big head or anything.	1.1463	0.06590	41	36	4	1
2829	You know what we say; Big Hands...Big Halo	1.1463	0.06590	41	36	4	1
2830	Yeah I've got some connections in the halo department, I can get you a tour of you want...	1.1463	0.06590	41	36	4	1
2831	Actually Laurel, this halo is couture, not Prada. But it's not like you would understand with that hand-me-down.	1.1463	0.07458	41	37	2	2
2832	I took the A-Rod route...	1.1463	0.06590	41	36	4	1
2833	Who says size matters?	1.1463	0.06590	41	36	4	1
2834	Okay, okay, you were right. I lived my life with a big head.	1.1463	0.06590	41	36	4	1
2835	Apparently once a month they have "Bad Judgment Day."	1.1463	0.08235	41	38	0	3
2836	and you'll be happy to know that, up here, there's no problem with it lasting more than four hours. . . .	1.1463	0.05589	41	35	6	0
2837	Hula-hoop accident giving a demo at an orphanage.	1.1463	0.06590	41	36	4	1
2838	If this doesn't prove to you that size really matters, nothing will!	1.1463	0.06590	41	36	4	1
2839	Yeah, it's hard being the new guy in heaven.	1.1458	0.05947	48	42	5	1
2840	Nice halo. Can I buy you a drink?	1.1429	0.05465	42	36	6	0
2841	...and he is wearing our new Donald J. Trump model halo..."The Narcissist".	1.1429	0.06440	42	37	4	1
2842	Hey, I never said I was holier than thou.	1.1429	0.05465	42	36	6	0
2843	I was really good at Halo.	1.1429	0.06440	42	37	4	1
2844	I went with the Hula Hoop for nostalgic reasons.	1.1429	0.06440	42	37	4	1
2845	"I swiped to the right and ended up here".	1.1429	0.06440	42	37	4	1
2846	Big halo ---- Big hands.	1.1429	0.05465	42	36	6	0
2847	And I have REALLY big hands.	1.1429	0.07287	42	38	2	2
2848	Size matters, even up here	1.1429	0.06440	42	37	4	1
2849	Like I said, some men are just bigger than others...	1.1429	0.06440	42	37	4	1
2850	Ii's a hula loop.	1.1429	0.07287	42	38	2	2
2851	Well, it's pretty clear - size matters after all!	1.1429	0.06440	42	37	4	1
2852	I used a very accurate moral compass.	1.1429	0.05465	42	36	6	0
2853	Yeah, turns out it's an eternal truth.	1.1429	0.06440	42	37	4	1
2854	I also have Huuge hands	1.1429	0.05465	42	36	6	0
2855	Down there they say you can tell by hand size, but up here, the bigger the halo, the bigger ...	1.1429	0.06440	42	37	4	1
2856	I was bigger when I first got in here.	1.1429	0.05465	42	36	6	0
2857	Yes, even in heaven size matters.	1.1429	0.06440	42	37	4	1
2858	What have you done wrong?	1.1429	0.06440	42	37	4	1
2859	I listened to everything my wife said on the other side.	1.1429	0.05465	42	36	6	0
2860	Halo Effect or not, I'll take it 'Baby'	1.1429	0.05465	42	36	6	0
2861	Lord it's hard to be humble, when your perfect in every way.	1.1429	0.06440	42	37	4	1
2862	Halo from the other side. I must have called a thousand times.	1.1429	0.06440	42	37	4	1
2863	I knew I would get a greater reward than you...........	1.1429	0.07287	42	38	2	2
2864	When I said I was a big Halo fan, I don't think they understood I was talking about the video game.	1.1429	0.07287	42	38	2	2
2865	I have on the Highest Authority: size DOES matter.	1.1429	0.06440	42	37	4	1
2866	I cleaned the portasans at Woodstock.	1.1429	0.05465	42	36	6	0
2867	Could we at least lie in neighboring bath tubs?	1.1429	0.06440	42	37	4	1
2868	Yeah... you could say that I’m a pretty big deal up here.	1.1429	0.05465	42	36	6	0
2869	They ran out of halos. Thank God i died while hoola-hooping.	1.1429	0.05465	42	36	6	0
2870	My father had a large one too.	1.1429	0.06440	42	37	4	1
2871	My halo doesn't know that viagra doesn't work up here.	1.1429	0.06440	42	37	4	1
2872	Not after the shape you brought it back in last time	1.1429	0.07287	42	38	2	2
2873	" I've been asked that same question for an eternity and the answer is not just 'yes' but 'hell yes'".	1.1429	0.06440	42	37	4	1
2874	Back on Earth, I was called 'goodie goodie', so that defiantly has something to do with it...	1.1429	0.08044	42	39	0	3
2875	Now you will finally understand why bigger does not mean better!	1.1429	0.05465	42	36	6	0
2876	What can I say? I'm Special.	1.1429	0.07287	42	38	2	2
2877	I picked this up at Trump's House of Huge Halos on my way up.	1.1429	0.05465	42	36	6	0
2878	No, not male chauvinism. It's commensurate with your volunteer services.	1.1429	0.06440	42	37	4	1
2879	little did my wife know we'd find a foolproof place to meet	1.1429	0.06440	42	37	4	1
2880	Thank God it's you and not my first wife.	1.1429	0.06440	42	37	4	1
2881	It's all that's left of male chauvinism.	1.1429	0.05465	42	36	6	0
2882	I also like to hula-hoop	1.1429	0.05465	42	36	6	0
2883	You know what they say...	1.1429	0.07287	42	38	2	2
2884	I think we can forget about my chastity now -- for good!	1.1429	0.06440	42	37	4	1
2885	I paid for a homeless guy's frappe once.	1.1429	0.05465	42	36	6	0
2886	Evidently, you've been a loyal follower of the Kardashians...	1.1429	0.06440	42	37	4	1
2887	Its' not lifestyle specific.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2888	Actually, I spent most of my time on Twitter explaining things to women.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2889	"A penny for your thoughts".	1.1395	0.05347	43	37	6	0
2890	I musta died and gone to heaven. Are all the men's halos this big?	1.1395	0.05347	43	37	6	0
2891	My halo? I worked more over-time then you.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2892	Turns out, size matters!	1.1395	0.07123	43	39	2	2
2893	I have the Hula Hoop concession.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2894	I usually spend my time on Saturn	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2895	Have you done a lot of good deeds or are you just happy to see me?	1.1395	0.05347	43	37	6	0
2896	It's true what they say, I know, about angels and the size of their halos.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2897	Yes, I know, I know, I found out earlier today that the Pinocchio effect works slightly differently up here.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2898	The guys in supplies told me this size halo is worn by single men.	1.1395	0.05347	43	37	6	0
2899	You see, mine IS bigger.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2900	Decide fast! I can't keep this hula hoop up there forever.	1.1395	0.07123	43	39	2	2
2901	Of course, Citizen's United has made an impact up here as well.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2902	Looks like you are upgraded with the new mini iHalo!	1.1395	0.05347	43	37	6	0
2903	Well, I was in the hula hoop business, and I guess this is they think this is funny.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2904	No surprise! Even here you have a bigger halo.	1.1395	0.07123	43	39	2	2
2905	Yeah...you could say it's similar to the big hands theory.	1.1395	0.07123	43	39	2	2
2906	Discount shopping again?	1.1395	0.05347	43	37	6	0
2907	God bless the patriarchy.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2908	That's not all that's yuuuge.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2909	I know what you're thinking: It's huge -- really HUGE!	1.1395	0.05347	43	37	6	0
2910	"I don't understand why everyone calls me hoola-hoop head".	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2911	I wish I lie in Heaven because yes, I am compensating.	1.1395	0.07862	43	40	0	3
2912	You're new here.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2913	So, do you ascend here often?	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2914	No, there is no relationship. But size does matter, you know. EVERYWHERE!	1.1395	0.07123	43	39	2	2
2915	Yeah sister, disparity even here!	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2916	I earned this big halo, and it's not compensating for anything.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2917	You know what they say about the size of your halo	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2918	It's kind of embarrassing, now everybody knows I was a porn star.	1.1395	0.07123	43	39	2	2
2919	It's true what they say about men with big halos.	1.1395	0.07123	43	39	2	2
2920	What's a bimbo like you doing in a place like this?	1.1395	0.07123	43	39	2	2
2921	I'm good on my knees.	1.1395	0.07123	43	39	2	2
2922	Why the attitude? Because I am holier than you.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2923	Mine is the largest one around!	1.1395	0.05347	43	37	6	0
2924	I didn't think he would take 'holier-than-thou' so seriously!	1.1395	0.05347	43	37	6	0
2925	I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee it.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2926	You heard what they say about people with large halos?	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2927	Heaven's really more of a European city.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2928	IT'S much more reliable than hand size.	1.1395	0.07123	43	39	2	2
2929	Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!	1.1395	0.07123	43	39	2	2
2930	First, let's talk about our future.	1.1395	0.07123	43	39	2	2
2931	I'm guessing it's compensation.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2932	Halo... Hula — They're very similar, you know. And this way we can keep in shape on our down time.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2933	I'm new here.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2934	"Yeah, it's supposed to represent the size of my a ...hands.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2935	No, really: it's okay. My wife and I are separated.	1.1395	0.05347	43	37	6	0
2936	I deleted until death do us part.	1.1395	0.07123	43	39	2	2
2937	The halo matches my ego.	1.1395	0.05347	43	37	6	0
2938	Holier than thou, shmolier than thou. I prefer, "Size matters."	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2939	I guess the rules are different up here, but down there I was considered an angel for not hitting on every woman	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2940	Your 'holier-than-thou' attitude is comically inappropriate right now.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2941	Halo 6 is still in beta.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2942	I'll just say this: Indulgences aren't cheap.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2943	Heey-looo	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2944	No, no. It's just my Hula-Hoop.	1.1395	0.05347	43	37	6	0
2945	And so what if the eye of my needle was a little bigger?	1.1395	0.07123	43	39	2	2
2946	What?	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2947	I had a very small penis.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2948	This has become a lot harder for me now that there's no such thing as real estate.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2949	Well, I was blessed with big hands.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2950	As the woman said to the gynecologist, "I'm dilated to meet you!"	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2951	I have never masturbated.	1.1395	0.07123	43	39	2	2
2952	Wanna binge watch the rebooted Battlestar Galactica on my Hulu?	1.1395	0.07123	43	39	2	2
2953	They fit it for my ego. What can I say? God loves me most.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2954	They call me Pinocc-halo.	1.1395	0.07123	43	39	2	2
2955	Gender inequality in heaven? Oh heavens!!	1.1395	0.07123	43	39	2	2
2956	I've been put on the Trump case, assigned to be the better angel of his nature.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2957	OMG trust me, it feels great girlfriend... just remember: Relaxation, Communication, Lubrication.	1.1395	0.07862	43	40	0	3
2958	You know what they say about the size of a man's halo...	1.1395	0.07123	43	39	2	2
2959	It just looks like I'm acting "holier than thou."	1.1395	0.07123	43	39	2	2
2960	I'm thinking pizza later to celebrate your Deathday.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2961	I know we should have fastened our seat belts	1.1395	0.05347	43	37	6	0
2962	I told them XL, but I did not know that the sizes ran this big.	1.1395	0.05347	43	37	6	0
2963	Why, yes, I did drive a Hummer!	1.1395	0.07123	43	39	2	2
2964	Well, you know what they say about men with big hands ...	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2965	Holier than thou?	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2966	Wow! So this is what happens when you swipe up instead of right on that dating app.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2967	Over-compensating has its compensation. Finally.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2968	See...I honestly did lose your number.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2969	They're great in snow.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2970	I was a pornstar when I was alive	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2971	Ever heard of symbolism?	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2972	I swear, I'm not just blowin' smoke!	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2973	Not to sound all holier-than-thou but I am on track to become archangel.	1.1395	0.05347	43	37	6	0
2974	Yes, it's true what they say about the size of an angel's halo.	1.1395	0.07123	43	39	2	2
2975	My hands are bigger too.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2976	I guess this is where we part.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2977	ETERNALLY large.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2978	Mine just gets bigger when I polish it . . .	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2979	Really, size does NOT matter ... I got mine in the 1960"s when EVERYBODY wanted hula halos	1.1395	0.07123	43	39	2	2
2980	I've been looking for someone to sin with for a long time.	1.1395	0.07123	43	39	2	2
2981	Be not afraid. It'll shrink in the wash.	1.1395	0.05347	43	37	6	0
2982	Well, you know what they say...	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2983	I think this is their idea of a joke because down below I sold hula hoops.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2984	Apparently I have a really big ego	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2985	Nothing's a secret here, not even arousal.	1.1395	0.05347	43	37	6	0
2986	I always told you you had an angelic smile!	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2987	Heylo, Heylo, Heylo.	1.1395	0.07123	43	39	2	2
2988	Not fair - a celestial glass ceiling.	1.1395	0.07123	43	39	2	2
2989	- Don't worry, mine was also that little when I was a woman.	1.1395	0.07123	43	39	2	2
2990	I upgraded to Even More Headroom.	1.1395	0.07123	43	39	2	2
2991	I got mine at the Halo Depot	1.1395	0.05347	43	37	6	0
2992	When you're the Hula Hoop Champion up here, a trophy just isn't enough.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2993	I wouldn't say I was especially blessed , but maybe...	1.1395	0.05347	43	37	6	0
2994	...my eternal mojo, and I thought, "Screw it! Go for the implant!"	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2995	Um, no. Pinocchio lives on a different cloud.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2996	Good heavens, what a large nimbus you have!	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2997	It's hell to be in heaven!	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2998	They didn't update my record after the bariatric surgery.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
2999	Big Hands or Big Halo. You decide...	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
3000	Don't worry. I have normal size hands.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
3001	Turns out, it not the size of your hands after all...	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
3002	Heaven just isn't heaven since they banned steroids.	1.1395	0.06298	43	38	4	1
3003	I was on Atkins..	1.1364	0.06966	44	40	2	2
3004	Are you compensating for something?	1.1364	0.06966	44	40	2	2
3005	And you thought I was just being a wuss.	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3006	I just dropped in to introduce myself.	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3007	"Yes, size is important!'	1.1364	0.06966	44	40	2	2
3008	You see, the glass ceiling wasn't really a problem. We both made it, didn't we?	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3009	Contrary to what you were led to believe on earth, here size does matter.	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3010	it has absolutely nothing to do with the size of the ego	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3011	But I always thought bigger was better!	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3012	Don’t let the size fool you.	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3013	My halo is larger because I remained a virgin longer	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3014	Honey, you always claimed to be holier than thou. So, I thought I would settle the score.	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3015	Well, in life I came across as a bit holier-than-thou. I'm not sure if this is vindication or payback.	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3016	You should see my feet.	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3017	See honey, this is what happens, when you're "always right".	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3018	You're right again--I'm the bigger o-hole.	1.1364	0.06966	44	40	2	2
3019	I know I'm in Heaven, An Angel with a Small Halo	1.1364	0.06966	44	40	2	2
3020	Now I can honestly say that I will love you forever.	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3021	Don't give me that holier-than-thou attitude!	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3022	This is much more accurate than the shoe size analogy.	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3023	I cannot tell a lie. It's my old hula hoop	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3024	I always said that I was holier than you	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3025	Come on, Mom. I know you think it looks good, but I feel like a dork. All the other kids will make fun of me. Why can't I pick out my own halo?	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3026	I'm trying to save America.	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3027	Well my halo is enormously large, so I got that going for me!	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3028	As the handsomest and most confident angel you will ever meet, rest assured that my head will grow into it.	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3029	Do you ever wonder what we missed?	1.1364	0.06966	44	40	2	2
3030	I am embarrassed to admit, it is a hoolahoop, not a halo.	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3031	It was always hands down there, but up here it's halos.	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3032	When he asked for my size, I thought he meant my robe.	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3033	I only said I was a big Halo fan.	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3034	I see now it's possible to be too good.	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3035	I got in off the waiting list. You must have been Early Decision.	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3036	I'm new here. I thought we weren't allowed to take them off.	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3037	I died in a hula hoop mishap.	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3038	I'm related to Donald Trump.	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3039	it's actually the same size as my feet.	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3040	Like our god-given salaries.	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3041	It's not as big as you think.	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3042	God gave it to me for my holier than thou attitude.	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3043	Yeah, the guy at the front told me they had to give me a temporary model until the new shipment comes in.	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3044	Well, up here it's big halos that matter.	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3045	Will you marry me again?	1.1364	0.06966	44	40	2	2
3046	It's on loan from the big guy Himself. But I assure you when mine arrives, it'll fit exactly the same way.	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3047	...And you know what they say about men with big halos...	1.1364	0.06966	44	40	2	2
3048	I just wish they'd stop calling me Goody Two Shoes.	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3049	Um...It's not really a halo. Its a reminder of the manhole I fell into that caused me to end up here.	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3050	Well, Haaa loooo. How did that body get through customs?	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3051	Don't I know you from somewhere?	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3052	Yep, up here we're all huge.	1.1364	0.06966	44	40	2	2
3053	You know, there is another reason they call me the Big O.	1.1364	0.06966	44	40	2	2
3054	As I recall it, we bet double or nothing.	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3055	You know what they say about an angel with a big halo, don't you?	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3056	I knew angels were real when I met you.	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3057	Up here, your halo's only as big as your ego.	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3058	I don't think I belong here, it's a hula hoop.	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3059	I'm the best narcissist! The absolute best!	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3060	It's my Hester-Prynne punishment for venial vanity.	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3061	Is it too late to say I should have married you?	1.1364	0.06966	44	40	2	2
3062	It's a hula hoop. He ran out of the regular ones.	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3063	I've changed my mind, size does matter.	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3064	Yup! You can get yours supersized after an year!	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3065	Not sure about halos, but I do know fingernails and hair continue to grow up here.	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3066	And that's how I created viagara.	1.1364	0.07688	44	41	0	3
3067	I told you mine would be bigger than yours.	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3068	Yes... the myth is true, though I've kept it a secret until now.	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3069	I want to - you want to - but how do we do it with the wings?	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3070	Well, you know what they say about small hands.	1.1364	0.06966	44	40	2	2
3071	Honest ... it's nothing like Pinocchio's nose.	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3072	Size matters, right?	1.1364	0.06966	44	40	2	2
3073	And you know what they say about guys with big halos.	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3074	You see? I told you I could mansplain you to death.	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3075	It’s true! He calls me His co-pilot.	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3076	You are not the only one who thought that the cumulus cloud cover would represent a more level playing field.	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3077	I can assure you my intentions are honorable.	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3078	I hope you like a man with a bigger than average halo.	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3079	It's not that I think I'm more evolved than you, its just you're not as evolved as me.	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3080	It's huge. I'm Trumping.	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3081	I'm thinking pulling the car over first May have been a better idea.	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3082	My mother said it would stay like that if I kept playing with it.	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3083	I'll have you know, he's the only candidate who can make heaven great again; that's why he's getting my vote.	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3084	Do you have any toilet paper?	1.1364	0.06966	44	40	2	2
3085	You, my dear, are as beautiful as this great cloud, designed by me, part of my plan to make heaven great again.	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3086	I know we said 'till death do us part' but I was thinking that we could go a little longer	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3087	I think you've got a bit of a swelled head	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3088	How do you like my new Halo-hoop?	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3089	Unfortunately, halo size is inversely proportional to that...	1.1364	0.06966	44	40	2	2
3090	But honey, I got it for half-price at the big & tall section in heaven.	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3091	It happens around demons, too.	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3092	Yeah, first in my group to get to the last level of Halo.	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3093	If only you had listened	1.1364	0.06966	44	40	2	2
3094	I'm an angel too! We have so much in common.	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3095	That's right -- big halo, big feet; everything else in proportion.	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3096	Please don't hate me because I have a bigger halo.	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3097	I bequeathed my estate to the church.	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3098	What can I say, it's true about sucking up to the boss!	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3099	You make me feel very good.	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3100	i think we are a match made in heaven	1.1364	0.06966	44	40	2	2
3101	I have really large hands.	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3102	Let me tell you something - there is no problem with the size of my hands.	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3103	I couldn't fit my whole profile picture on Match.com	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3104	I wear it as an eternal rebuke to all those who, over the years, used to accuse me of having a "holier than thou" attitude.	1.1364	0.06966	44	40	2	2
3105	Why so large? It doubles as a shower curtain rod.	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3106	"Ah... I see you've been hanging out with the Kardashians again".	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3107	I remembered Consumer Reports in my will.	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3108	At last...we can share the same bathroom	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3109	Sorry to disappoint you, but this is what I got for being the nice guy who finished last.	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
3110	I'd like to give you a ring sometime.	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3111	I asked for regular, but all they had was extra large." ___________________________________________________________ "I get a lot of kidding about this.	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3112	Er.. this will change. It's just that you are the first feminist	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3113	A little naughty?	1.1364	0.06966	44	40	2	2
3114	The Bigger the Ring, The Better the Sting.	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3115	Your Halo might be too big for your head, but I really think your cute.	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3116	I got here because I never lied to any woman that I had not met.	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3117	No, I said to turn left right here.	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3118	They issue shrink-to-fit now	1.1364	0.06161	44	39	4	1
3119	There's no such thing as halo inequality. I've just been a real good boy.	1.1333	0.06816	45	41	2	2
3120	How's about I trade you my halo for that dress?	1.1333	0.06030	45	40	4	1
3121	Yeah, before I came up, women were only getting $.70 on the dollar.	1.1333	0.06030	45	40	4	1
3122	Trust me, I've been there and it's way too warm.	1.1333	0.05125	45	39	6	0
3123	It doesn't signify anything. Really! Swear to ----Ya know.	1.1333	0.06030	45	40	4	1
3124	A halo's size says a lot.	1.1333	0.06816	45	41	2	2
3125	It is how we tell who has been naught and who has been nice.	1.1333	0.06030	45	40	4	1
3126	Just a small sign of my rectitude, baby, if you catch my drift!	1.1333	0.05125	45	39	6	0
3127	I swear I'm not compensating for anything.	1.1333	0.05125	45	39	6	0
3128	Now this is how we make pizza in heaven	1.1333	0.05125	45	39	6	0
3129	How could you tell by just looking at me that I am a serial narcissist?	1.1333	0.05125	45	39	6	0
3130	Really, nimbus size means nothing.	1.1333	0.06030	45	40	4	1
3131	I have to admit, I hang with the best of them.	1.1333	0.06030	45	40	4	1
3132	Well, actually it's not just my halo that's bigger.	1.1333	0.06030	45	40	4	1
3133	It's not a halo. By the way, have you seen my fire pole?	1.1333	0.06816	45	41	2	2
3134	Happy to see you? How can you tell with this billowy robe?	1.1333	0.06030	45	40	4	1
3135	Well at least you broke through the cloudy ceiling.	1.1333	0.05125	45	39	6	0
3136	I was using performance enhancers when I was initially measured.	1.1333	0.05125	45	39	6	0
3137	In life I was a hula hoop champion...	1.1333	0.06816	45	41	2	2
3138	I was a very rare perfect human being. This is my reward.	1.1333	0.06030	45	40	4	1
3139	I lived every one of the Ten Commandments.	1.1333	0.06030	45	40	4	1
3140	I got promoted	1.1333	0.06030	45	40	4	1
3141	It keeps off the rain.	1.1333	0.05125	45	39	6	0
3142	Why is your glory hole bigger than mine?	1.1333	0.06030	45	40	4	1
3143	I never quite got over my narcissism.	1.1333	0.06030	45	40	4	1
3144	Well, in our world size does matter.	1.1333	0.06030	45	40	4	1
3145	I'm telling you the truth!	1.1333	0.06030	45	40	4	1
3146	I got it from the Big Guy himself.	1.1333	0.06030	45	40	4	1
3147	Never. Have. Kids.	1.1333	0.06030	45	40	4	1
3148	'When I was alive only my penis got bigger'	1.1333	0.06030	45	40	4	1
3149	Yes, I was a very good boy in life, which means I have a lot of lost ground to cover. You in?	1.1333	0.06030	45	40	4	1
3150	There was a shortage on halos...the hula hoop is temporary	1.1282	0.05423	39	34	5	0
3151	Are you thinking what I'm thinking?	1.1282	0.06550	39	35	3	1
3152	.......and my hands are unusually large, too!	1.1282	0.06550	39	35	3	1
3153	Elite prep school, drugs, Ivy League college, frat parties, drunken hookups, star athlete, rape. Minor time-out. Trust fund, Greenwich estate, Nantucket cottage. I've had a charmed life, wouldn't you say?	1.1250	0.06393	40	36	3	1
3154	She gave me extra points because I always rememberd to put the toilet seat down.	1.1250	0.06393	40	36	3	1
3155	Did I mention there's a Hula competition up here?	1.1250	0.05296	40	35	5	0
3156	It's not going to work. I'm better than you.	1.1250	0.05296	40	35	5	0
3157	Why do you say that I think I'm holier than thou?	1.1250	0.05296	40	35	5	0
3158	It's not the size, it's what you do with it.	1.1250	0.06393	40	36	3	1
3159	Wow...this is even better than ChristianSingles.com !	1.1250	0.05296	40	35	5	0
3160	You don't see my hands but guys with big halos have big hands and big ...	1.1250	0.06393	40	36	3	1
3161	What do you mean there's no such thing as halo envy?	1.1250	0.06393	40	36	3	1
3162	So I told God; you either make me an Archangel or I tell Satan about you making sure Hillary won.	1.1250	0.06393	40	36	3	1
3163	Bigger is better for men . . . on Earth, as it is in Heaven!	1.1250	0.06393	40	36	3	1
3164	No... it's not a smoke ring.	1.1250	0.05296	40	35	5	0
3165	I think it was a mega-church influence.	1.1250	0.05296	40	35	5	0
3166	I'm not sure what it says about us that my hole is bigger than yours.	1.1250	0.06393	40	36	3	1
3167	Yes it's true But in heavan every guy has a big one.	1.1250	0.05296	40	35	5	0
3168	And here I thought HeavanlyMatch.com was just hyperbole	1.1250	0.07327	40	37	1	2
3169	They were out of small.	1.1250	0.05296	40	35	5	0
3170	Turns out size does matter.	1.1250	0.06393	40	36	3	1
3171	Isn't it wonderful? They knew I was a size queen.	1.1250	0.06393	40	36	3	1
3172	Well, but on the other hand, we have the wings.	1.1250	0.06393	40	36	3	1
3173	You know that size doesn't matter in heaven, right?	1.1250	0.06393	40	36	3	1
3174	How long is eternity ?	1.1250	0.06393	40	36	3	1
3175	When it comes to haloes you can't have one that's too big.	1.1250	0.05296	40	35	5	0
3176	You know what they say: big halo big.....	1.1224	0.06276	49	45	2	2
3177	Up here, there is no "Til death do us part"...	1.1220	0.06242	41	37	3	1
3178	Having worked in sewer maintenance for 40 years it's actually quite comforting.	1.1220	0.05174	41	36	5	0
3179	Does my "holier than thou" attitude make sense to you now?	1.1220	0.05174	41	36	5	0
3180	It's true what they say: big halo ...	1.1220	0.05174	41	36	5	0
3181	Hashtag halo-spreading.	1.1220	0.06242	41	37	3	1
3182	You see, I was, uh, a virgin 'til I got married.	1.1220	0.05174	41	36	5	0
3183	You know the old saying..."The bigger a guy's halo, the bigger his you-know-what!"	1.1220	0.05174	41	36	5	0
3184	I miss my Prius.	1.1220	0.06242	41	37	3	1
3185	Size matters everywhere, my dear.	1.1220	0.05174	41	36	5	0
3186	The diameter of my halo is in direct proportion to the size of my beach house, which, if you're interested, you can see from right over here.	1.1220	0.05174	41	36	5	0
3187	It was a steady diet of cheerios, donuts and bagels that did it. I got more holy by eating more holes.	1.1220	0.05174	41	36	5	0
3188	Apparently some of us shared more religious quotes and type amen!	1.1220	0.06242	41	37	3	1
3189	You know what they say about guys with big halos? Big philanthropy.	1.1220	0.05174	41	36	5	0
3190	But I thought size matters.	1.1220	0.06242	41	37	3	1
3191	They grow in Purgatory.	1.1220	0.05174	41	36	5	0
3192	It actually reflects genital size.	1.1220	0.07153	41	38	1	2
3193	It's not the hands that count.	1.1220	0.06242	41	37	3	1
3194	Well, I am no angel	1.1220	0.05174	41	36	5	0
3195	I hear our new boss has an equal pay policy.	1.1220	0.05174	41	36	5	0
3196	Hi, my name's Richard Knerr and I invented the Hula-Hoop.	1.1220	0.05174	41	36	5	0
3197	Apparently the glass ceiling is opening up.	1.1220	0.06242	41	37	3	1
3198	I'm told I was a very shy person.	1.1220	0.05174	41	36	5	0
3199	If He knows we're friends, He'll invite you to lunch.	1.1220	0.05174	41	36	5	0
3200	Yes, I'd love to eat your angel hair pasta.	1.1220	0.06242	41	37	3	1
3201	Well, size doesn't matter here, but I did have small hands in my earthly life.	1.1220	0.05174	41	36	5	0
3202	Well, the pills did say, "Satisfaction Guaranteed in this life and the next!"	1.1220	0.06242	41	37	3	1
3203	It matches the size of my....er, hands.	1.1220	0.05174	41	36	5	0
3204	You know what they say, big halo ...	1.1220	0.06242	41	37	3	1
3205	My hands are pretty big too.	1.1220	0.05174	41	36	5	0
3206	I had a hard time figuring out which gender of heaven I relate to.	1.1220	0.05174	41	36	5	0
3207	Where are the other 71?	1.1220	0.06242	41	37	3	1
3208	I should've known that being the 'nice' guy wasn't going to get me very far here	1.1220	0.06242	41	37	3	1
3209	I got here before the market boom.	1.1220	0.06242	41	37	3	1
3210	I am indeed blessed... big halo... big hands... big... well ... virtue keeps me from sayin'	1.1220	0.06242	41	37	3	1
3211	It's the basket Steph Curry shoots at.	1.1220	0.06242	41	37	3	1
3212	I "liked" more Facebook posts than you did.	1.1220	0.05174	41	36	5	0
3213	They Super-Sized me.	1.1220	0.05174	41	36	5	0
3214	I'm here for the New Yorker's "Really Desperate Anti Trump Cartoon" campaign.	1.1220	0.05174	41	36	5	0
3215	I am not being holier than thou.	1.1220	0.05174	41	36	5	0
3216	You know it's true about big halos ...	1.1220	0.05174	41	36	5	0
3217	I know...it doesn't make sense. Even here, not all halos are created equal.	1.1220	0.05174	41	36	5	0
3218	Sure my hands are small, but so what?	1.1220	0.05174	41	36	5	0
3219	If I may humbly say, I'm the guy best equipped for lighting up your afterlife.	1.1220	0.06242	41	37	3	1
3220	So now you tell me that size does matter?	1.1220	0.06242	41	37	3	1
3221	Really. Size does matter!	1.1220	0.05174	41	36	5	0
3222	You know what they say about large rings...	1.1220	0.05174	41	36	5	0
3223	There is no such thing as halo inequality.	1.1220	0.06242	41	37	3	1
3224	Is it true what they say about Halo size?	1.1220	0.06242	41	37	3	1
3225	The Blue Fairy's idea of a joke.	1.1220	0.05174	41	36	5	0
3226	you're compensating aren't you?	1.1220	0.06242	41	37	3	1
3227	Not to be halo-ey er than thou, but...	1.1220	0.06242	41	37	3	1
3228	I'm not trying to be halo-ier than thou.	1.1220	0.05174	41	36	5	0
3229	Well I happen to feel that the deluxe package was not a rip-off.	1.1220	0.06242	41	37	3	1
3230	It goes along with the big hands	1.1220	0.05174	41	36	5	0
3231	You know what they say, a big halo means.....	1.1220	0.06242	41	37	3	1
3232	Hashtag Halobrag.	1.1220	0.07153	41	38	1	2
3233	Oh, that? I was VERY good at hula-hoop.	1.1212	0.07227	33	30	2	1
3234	When're you off probation?	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3235	Hey, Babe! There's room for two in my heavenly inner circle.	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3236	Of all the gin joints, in heaven she walks into mine…	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3237	Yeah, it's true-- and I also have really big feet.	1.1190	0.06986	42	39	1	2
3238	I don't mean to brag of course but you know what they say about a man's halo size...	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3239	So you know "gender has its perks"	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3240	I guess being a white male up here has its advantages, too	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3241	Wow, it looked a lot smaller in your profile.	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3242	No, it's not overcompensation!	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3243	Apparently there's a no return policy.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3244	Wanna guess why it looks like a big 'O'?	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3245	Yeah, but my hands are small.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3246	I thought that in Heaven we are all equal. Why is your hallow smaller than mine?	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3247	No less is more is a fallacy	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3248	..., and there's nothing wrong with the size of my hands.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3249	Sometimes I feel that I just don't belong here.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3250	I told you so!	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3251	Don't mind me, I'm an astronomer checking out heavenly bodies!	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3252	Turns out size doesn't matter after all, your conscience does.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3253	Believe it or not, it's a hula hoop.	1.1190	0.06986	42	39	1	2
3254	Just friends? You mean even here they prefer "badboys"?	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3255	I owe it all to my steroids.	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3256	I was apparently very good at overcompensating.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3257	Sometimes deed size does matter.	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3258	Being endowed with an oversized halo runs in the family.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3259	A large halo is actually a more reliable indicator than large hands. Trust me.	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3260	I don't know why but most of the angels I meet up here find me overwhelming.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3261	Yeah, that comparison holds true up here as well.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3262	Someone slipped a Viagra in my halo.	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3263	This is obviously a trap.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3264	I'm a bit of a regular on the 'best saves' list.	1.1190	0.06986	42	39	1	2
3265	I don't mean to brag, ma'am, but I'm Captain Sully's guardian angel.	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3266	I also drive a Porsche	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3267	I died in 1958.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3268	It's even signed by Beyoncé.	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3269	This is 6s but I hear, next one's gonna be smaller again.	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3270	and god said your hella fine	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3271	Well Celeste, it's not that I'm holier than thou but I can't.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3272	Hula hoop accident.	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3273	Big is better, baby--big is better.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3274	Yes! I sold hula-hoops. How did you know?	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3275	Size doesn't matter up here, if you get my drift.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3276	Yea, I stole somebody's halo then I hooped it, I hooped it.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3277	I went on a great diet when l first got here,as you can see.	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3278	Aw thanks...but I've heard size doesn't really matter.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3279	Hula...I thought He said to wear my hula.	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3280	Baby, you're no angel and neither am I	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3281	You'll never guess who I got to pay for it.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3282	It's an aggressive form of "halo effect".	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3283	I felt the wind beneath my wings.	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3284	It started as a hobby, then fact checking Donald Trump kinda grew on me.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3285	you are off key... you can NOT sing	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3286	I always thought that Heaven was the absence of clothing.	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3287	Welcome to heaven	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3288	Size matters, especially in halos.	1.1190	0.06986	42	39	1	2
3289	I have a big halo. Women love me.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3290	Well, the perks aren't what they were since we merged with Amazon.	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3291	I have big feet.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3292	I fought for a lot of causes on Facebook.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3293	It's an upgrade. You can read by it. Comes with a power switch.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3294	You should try smoking a cigar	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3295	Trojan extra large	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3296	My halo is not the only thing that's large.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3297	Oh yeah? Well I can put my head through mine!	1.1190	0.06986	42	39	1	2
3298	Why? What does the size of my hands have to do with anything?	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3299	Apparently, it's genetic.	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3300	'It's not that big, Scott.'	1.1190	0.06986	42	39	1	2
3301	Don't be alarmed. Up here, I'm told that size down't matter.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3302	Only when I'm hung over.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3303	As I was saying, the Gender Halo Gap is a myth!	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3304	``Far be it from me to suggest size matters.''	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3305	It's not as big as Jesus', but it's not bad.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3306	no, this is not a Hula-Hoop contest, it's heaven.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3307	And God laid his hand on me, and you know, he has REALLY big hands!	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3308	Making partner was a death benefit.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3309	And you can learn lots more from the size of the halo!	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3310	Hey there Angel Cakes, you know what they say about a big halo.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3311	Yes, but where do the wings and halos go when we . . .?	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3312	Sorry, I don't date angels with big halos.	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3313	And for my next hula-hoop trick...	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3314	Well, what did you expect?	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3315	They say the size of a man's halo...	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3316	Mama insisted that they give me the biggest halo.	1.1190	0.06986	42	39	1	2
3317	I'm don't want to blow my own trumpet but my halo is huge, really huge.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3318	Yeah, well you know how it is. Some girls just go a little overboard with the ratings.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3319	I can guarantee you I have big hands too.	1.1190	0.06986	42	39	1	2
3320	Let's party.	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3321	'' HALO BABY ''	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3322	I guess I was right about Trump and the nuclear button.	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3323	I'm not compensating for anything.	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3324	Beyoncé wrote that song about me.	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3325	I guess they went by the size of my hands.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3326	Yes...You're right. It is a pretty good indicator of the size of my effulgence.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3327	So how did that "Saving yourself for pure spiritual love" work out?	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3328	A few more promotions should get you one like mine.	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3329	No, I do not have small hands!	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3330	Are you trying to compensate for something	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3331	I beg to differ, angel, size does matter.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3332	You know, it's true what they say about big haloes.	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3333	Back in the day, I was the hula hoop champ in my neighborhood, so I guess it makes sense to kick it up a notch here.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3334	I know, I know, size doesn't matter.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3335	So, do you use Tinder often?	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3336	As I said, I guarantee there's no problem.	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3337	Turns out we not only earn more money for the same amount of work that you women do.	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3338	I don't mean to brag, but size does matter up here.	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3339	Especially in heaven, size matters.	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3340	Well, I think size DOES matter.	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3341	I used Ivory soap. It's 99 and 44/100 percent pure.	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3342	I was a big Oprah fan.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3343	Yes, everything they say about a man with a big halo is true.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3344	But now I wouldn't know "fun" if it hit me in the face...	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3345	It's really not that much of an accolade.	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3346	We refer to it as the 'glass halo' effect.....	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3347	I was a motivation speaker on earth, why do you ask ?	1.1190	0.06986	42	39	1	2
3348	Of course size matters!	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3349	My hands are not small either	1.1190	0.06986	42	39	1	2
3350	This happens whenever I stretch the truth.	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3351	Want to find out what else is the same as its radius?	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3352	Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3353	What makes you think I did something heroic?	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3354	Not Hoopla, Hula Hoop!	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3355	They say size doesn't matter, but...	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3356	I swear to God it only gets smaller if I lie	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3357	Even for angels, size doesn't matter my friend	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3358	and you know what they say...	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3359	Halo Mackerel, your making me blush!	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3360	Even when I was on Earth, it was all about size.	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3361	You know what they say about guys with big halo's.......	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3362	I tried to trade it in for a smaller one, but they said I'd have to -- uh -- 'see' you first.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3363	You know what that means.	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3364	'Tis not the size of the halo in the fight	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3365	Well, yes, it's true what they say about men with big halos.	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3366	What are you doing for the next six hours?	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3367	Actually, it signifies the same thing that big hands do.	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3368	"It's bigger cause I only committed near occasions of sin".	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3369	And you know what they say about the size of the halo.	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3370	I had small man syndrome when I was alive.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3371	"As tight as Dick's hatband" didn't have the same ring after Dick died.	1.1190	0.06986	42	39	1	2
3372	I grew one shop into a national chain of pizzerias . . .	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3373	Don't let the giant halo fool you, I'm a real jackass.	1.1190	0.06986	42	39	1	2
3374	"It's a great chick magnet"!	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3375	Apparently, I'm not "Still Alive"	1.1190	0.06986	42	39	1	2
3376	I guess you could say 'I'm gifted' in the halo department.	1.1190	0.05058	42	37	5	0
3377	You know what they say about men with large halos.	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3378	To fit through that small hole.......you must be a size four, right?	1.1190	0.06099	42	38	3	1
3379	hahahahaha even in death, mine is still bigger than yours.	1.1190	0.06986	42	39	1	2
3380	Don't worry. I'll explain.	1.1176	0.07020	34	31	2	1
3381	It's a gilded hula-hoop. Don't tell the boss.	1.1176	0.06037	51	47	2	2
3382	What? They wouldn't let me bring my big truck.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3383	If you accept , I promise to exchange the rings!	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3384	What have I done?	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3385	Let's just say that if I decide to run for archangel, there will be no problem in that area.	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3386	Your Place or Mine	1.1163	0.06827	43	40	1	2
3387	I won the Hula Hoop competition three years in a row.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3388	I have really big hands as well.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3389	You know what having a big halo means, don't you?	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3390	Welcome, sister, to LGBTQ Heaven. How's about I trade you my king size halo for that slinky little gown?	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3391	We all know what he is compensating for.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3392	Back on earth my shoe size was 13.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3393	I guess it's because you weren't a hula hoop champ in your formative years.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3394	Even in heaven women aren't equal.	1.1163	0.06827	43	40	1	2
3395	Yes, it hard to fold up. Why do you ask?	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3396	My claim to fame was being inducted into The Hula-Hoop Hall of Fame.	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3397	Why is your halo so big?" "You gotta do helpful things, like telling people that 15 minutes could save them 15% on car insurance.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3398	I guess in heaven size really does matter!	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3399	True, I had a humongous ego, but I was good people.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3400	This brand runs big.	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3401	What I am saying is, having met you, I am definitely ready to live a little	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3402	Mine's actually a lenticular cloud.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3403	It allows me to say, "You're hot."	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3404	Usually I'm not big on circular logic...	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3405	Every time a bell rings my halo gets a little bigger	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3406	I hope the size of halos determines intelligence.	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3407	Is that why you're hiding your small hands?	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3408	I was doing the hula hoop when struck by lightening.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3409	The diet plan didn't explain that the halo wouldn't shrink with me.	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3410	The decline of the halo is something I need to get used to.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3411	Actually, it's just a projection of the manhole I fell through.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3412	All of us angel investors got a golden halo, and as you can see, the growth rate was terrific.	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3413	Apparently, even being a good Sudoku player was enough for me to wind up here.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3414	My hands may be small, but I guarantee you there's no problem.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3415	I know that my hands are small but I have a big, very big, everyone agrees that it's big, oh so big, halo.	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3416	Yes, I was the valedictorian at my seminary university. Why do you ask?	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3417	When did St. Peter decide to make the change?	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3418	What do you mean you'll not marry me? I lost 3000 kilos for you!	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3419	Yes, it's huge.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3420	The standard sizes didn't fit.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3421	Good things come in small packages. Better things come in bigger packages.	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3422	It's not a myth. That's why this is called Heaven.	1.1163	0.06827	43	40	1	2
3423	I have small hands, but a big halo	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3424	You're still a holier-than-thou showoff.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3425	Halo?...You mean, more like Hey whoa!	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3426	It's not a hoola hoop.	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3427	That's nothing, you should see the size of my pineal gland.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3428	Did you bring the rings?	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3429	".just love the size of your.........halo".	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3430	I received an extra perk, I was Trump's press secretary.	1.1163	0.06827	43	40	1	2
3431	I thought I would never see you again!!!!	1.1163	0.06827	43	40	1	2
3432	Yeh, it's True...bigger Halo bigger Harp.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3433	Well - if you were really good you'd be someplace else.	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3434	Forget it. Size doesn't matter up here.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3435	Well that may be, but up here size does matter	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3436	'Unfortunately, the size of something else had to be compensated.'	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3437	Devil's advocate...	1.1163	0.06827	43	40	1	2
3438	It looks like you have been up to no good.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3439	I thought it was till death do us part...?	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3440	You know what they say about the size of the halo.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3441	It's actually a hula hoop. Don't tell The Big Guy I lost mine.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3442	Sigh. Even here you are overcompensating.	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3443	Things changed when Freud was promoted to president of everything	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3444	Mmmmm....swipe left.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3445	I don't think size really matters here.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3446	This proves that Mars is bigger than Venus.	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3447	Sorry honey. I stayed around for the timeshare pitch and they upgraded me.	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3448	They call me mellow halo -- quite rightly	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3449	I call it the Halo Hoop. I use it a lot while they're sleeping.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3450	I'm interested.in dating but I think your halo is too big for me.	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3451	Private wake, you know how it is.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3452	We are paid the same, this is my own hula hoop.	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3453	It was a "one size fits all" day promotion for those who otherwise wouldn't get in.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3454	Up here, we call them rings, not halos or hoops.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3455	The big halo is for loving the major party presidential candidates as myself.	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3456	So, size does matter up here too?	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3457	I'm sorry. I was on my way to a rehearsal of "Angels in America," and fell through a pothole.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3458	Little wings don't mean anything.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3459	Sorry hun, you're just not good enough.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3460	Sometimes a big halo means, well, something else!	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3461	I used to sell Hula Hoops.	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3462	....and I wear size 16 sandals	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3463	Size REALLY doesn't matter up here....	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3464	I kept misplacing my regular halo so I have to wear this for a while.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3465	Yes, you always were good at circular reasoning!	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3466	Maybe because you kept claiming that size didn't matter	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3467	And sometimes a hula hoop is a hula hoop?	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3468	There's something I saw 2 eagles do that I'd like to show you.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3469	The priest lied; it is not 'til death do us part'.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3470	God must have known that I was once the Hula Hoop champ of Venice Beach!	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3471	Oh, I see your a naughty girl.	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3472	I'm a ten. I'd say you're about a two.	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3473	Ironically, my halo has only grown since I stopped implying a correlation to other features	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3474	Sorry, but I got this as a reward for my vow of eternal chastity.	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3475	Now you know why I prefer not to mention the size of it on my profile.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3476	Because I'm hole-ier!	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3477	I cant wait to see his hands!	1.1163	0.06827	43	40	1	2
3478	I finally found a good use for my old hula hoop.	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3479	I did well for myself, and let's just say I left an orphanage well endowed.	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3480	Not that you need the halo effect...	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3481	I shop XXL.	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3482	It was that weekend in Las Vegas, wasn't it.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3483	Cut it out. Size doesn't matter here.	1.1163	0.06827	43	40	1	2
3484	You were right honey ... It was cyanide	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3485	I can change. I'm working with a therapist on my hyper morality.	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3486	I don't believe what you said last time. Size does matter !	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3487	In haloes this is as big as one can get. And you know what they say about halo sizes.....	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3488	They tell me I'm extra special.	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3489	Wanna halo-hoop?	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3490	Yeah, I know, I'm still compensating; even here.	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3491	Well mines's bigger than your's here too!	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3492	I guess I hafta tell you. Have you ever heard of Pinocchio's nose?	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3493	They always said I was holier than thou!	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3494	Oh of course, you think I need a slimmer fit... any more judgments today?	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3495	I'm not compensating. I putting things in proportion.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3496	Halo....size matters up here	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3497	They'll enlarge anything you want up here. Anything.	1.1163	0.06827	43	40	1	2
3498	I learned to hand-toss dough working at my Uncle Luigi's pizzeria.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3499	Is that a hula hoop?	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3500	Don't let it go to your head. We needed some eye candy.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3501	So, yeah, I don't believe in the so-called Mid Afterlife Crisis... How about you?	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3502	I like the new rating system, but it does decrease the number of angels that can dance on the point of a pin.	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3503	Yep. He's compensating for something...	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3504	I guess size matters up here too.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3505	The myth is actually true, and, "lasting longer than four hours' up here is an eternal non-problem.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3506	I was indeed the Lord's vessel many times.	1.1163	0.06827	43	40	1	2
3507	No, I hadn't heard that God lost his halo.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3508	Look, I'm not trying to be holier than thou...	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3509	I died at a Trump resort.	1.1163	0.06827	43	40	1	2
3510	So they took it metaphorically when fitting the halo to the size of your head?	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3511	Yes ma'am, here size matters.	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3512	Do you know what they say about angels and the size of their halo? Well it's true.	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3513	I wonder if he will notice one of Saturns rings is missing .	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3514	Around here, size doesn't matter.	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3515	I got bored and they gave me a hula hoop.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3516	See honey I told you they were not the kind of mushrooms you eat	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3517	It's God's compensation for being born with a small penis.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3518	You need better proof?	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3519	Heavenly Cubans...make perfect smoke rings.	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3520	Well, you know what they say around here, 'Big hands, big halo.'	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3521	They admitted me to heaven, in spite of my slight inferiority complex.	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3522	Don't hate me because I am different.	1.1163	0.04946	43	38	5	0
3523	I have a little down time while I'm uploading.	1.1163	0.05962	43	39	3	1
3524	You're the most beautiful thing! Hi, my name is Pinocchio.	1.1136	0.05831	44	40	3	1
3525	I think you'd make a beautiful Victoria's Secret Angel even if you are actually dead.	1.1136	0.04840	44	39	5	0
3526	Even up here they have swelled heads.	1.1136	0.05831	44	40	3	1
3527	Stop worrying about my fidelity, God will not let me remove this wedding ring for eternity.	1.1136	0.04840	44	39	5	0
3528	He said "A ring or a prayer"	1.1136	0.05831	44	40	3	1
3529	I prayed to the Porcelain God.	1.1136	0.05831	44	40	3	1
3530	What made you think Heaven wasn't a patriarchy?	1.1136	0.05831	44	40	3	1
3531	It's not about how you use it.	1.1136	0.04840	44	39	5	0
3532	Apparently a heaven free of mansplaining was too much to hope for.	1.1136	0.05831	44	40	3	1
3533	Damn right my halo's bigger; there's no Title IX up here.	1.1136	0.04840	44	39	5	0
3534	I'd still rather be back on earth.	1.1136	0.05831	44	40	3	1
3535	Pinocchio and I react slightly differently...	1.1136	0.04840	44	39	5	0
3536	It seems your question is finally answered George. Size matters.	1.1136	0.06676	44	41	1	2
3537	Well, if you worked as hard as I did, I'm sure your halo would be just as big.	1.1136	0.05831	44	40	3	1
3538	I know what they say about angels who display big halos, but I guarantee there is no problem, I guarantee it.	1.1111	0.05705	45	41	3	1
3539	I know what you're thinking. Not bad for a guy with such tiny hands, huh?	1.1111	0.05705	45	41	3	1
3540	I never saw the 'glass ceiling' down there and I certainly don't expect to find it up here!	1.1081	0.06465	37	34	2	1
3541	It's the holier-than-thou halo.	1.1081	0.06465	37	34	2	1
3542	You were a vice president of sales too?	1.1053	0.05045	38	34	4	0
3543	So, do you still say that size doesn't matter?	1.1026	0.06141	39	36	2	1
3544	I know same angel rank, different halo size, but trust me progress has been made in the last few millennia.	1.1026	0.04922	39	35	4	0
3545	Trust me - size matters....	1.1026	0.04922	39	35	4	0
3546	I think I may be compensating for my small hands.	1.1026	0.06141	39	36	2	1
3547	You know what they say about big feet? Big Halo	1.1026	0.04922	39	35	4	0
3548	Don't take it so hard, Gloria.You will remember that I voted against the ERA.	1.1026	0.06141	39	36	2	1
3549	Curiously, size matters, even here.	1.1026	0.06141	39	36	2	1
3550	Its a mans heaven, sorry!	1.1026	0.04922	39	35	4	0
3551	I'm just working with what god have me.	1.1026	0.04922	39	35	4	0
3552	I hate to brag!	1.1026	0.04922	39	35	4	0
3553	Now, I don't want to appear holier at hand thou, but...	1.1026	0.06141	39	36	2	1
3554	They asked me what I liked to do when I was alive, and I told them I was a big Halo fan	1.1026	0.04922	39	35	4	0
3555	Making up for small hands ...	1.1026	0.04922	39	35	4	0
3556	You were right darling, size does matter.	1.1026	0.06141	39	36	2	1
3557	I'm glad you swiped up	1.1026	0.06141	39	36	2	1
3558	So you really think size matters in heaven? Wrong!	1.1026	0.06141	39	36	2	1
3559	It's just that I've been 'around' more than you. Get it?	1.1026	0.04922	39	35	4	0
3560	I swear it's not a mid-afterlife crisis, I just like the extra coverage.	1.1026	0.06141	39	36	2	1
3561	we have no quotas and you lived a very good life but our admission policy aims at diversity as an important part of the lifetime experience here.....	1.1026	0.06141	39	36	2	1
3562	Size matters, particularly in heaven.	1.1026	0.07156	39	37	0	2
3563	My sacrifices are bigger. My miracles are bigger. My, um....well... it's bigger.	1.1026	0.04922	39	35	4	0
3564	When it's all said and done, size is ALL that matters!	1.1026	0.04922	39	35	4	0
3565	Given to those who still have a huge ego, I'm proud to say.	1.1026	0.04922	39	35	4	0
3566	You should see my halo-hoop act. My show is Sunday afternoon. God loves it!	1.1026	0.06141	39	36	2	1
3567	Trust me; it's not what you think.	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3568	It's like big hands.	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3569	From the outside, it must look like Swiss cheese.	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3570	It isn't just my halo that's large.	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3571	That's how we roll.	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3572	It was easier to compensate on Earth.	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3573	Not all angels are like that, actually.	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3574	Alright, I'll give you more of my halo if you'll drop your demand for bigger wings.	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3575	Two tickets to Hamilton got me here and I see that he took you.	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3576	yes mine is bigger than yours	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3577	'The halos are on back order, but I got this hula hoop same-day delivery on Amazon.'	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3578	It's that old glass ceiling thing. Even up here.	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3579	That's right; everything is proportional. And, yes, I am happy to see you.	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3580	It compensates for my small hands.	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3581	I heard size matters.	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3582	Are you the temptation, or the the heaven?	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3583	And you really thought that better pay and benefits ended down there?!	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3584	Honey, I swear, I was out bowling with the boys.	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3585	as I was saying, I am a feminist myself and believe in eqaulity.	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3586	Sacred Supersizing	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3587	Your's is not even 71% as big as mine.	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3588	I always wanted to practice hula hoop but I never had the time.	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3589	Just imagine what I'm trying to compensate	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3590	I told you that size mattered!	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3591	It turns out they didn't need it for Trump.	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3592	Despite the small hands...	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3593	The guys down at the halo store have assured me that size matters.	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3594	I'm considering halo rejuvenation surgery.	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3595	I was in a hula hoop accident.	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3596	Make Heaven great again!	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3597	Mansplangel	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3598	Let's wing it.	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3599	I am an elite angel. Check out my CV.	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3600	You know what they say about big halos, right?	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3601	I used to be a Big Man in Washington	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3602	Final tangible proof that size matters.	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3603	Don't get the wrong idea. I really did good works...	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3604	Now do you believe that men are superior?	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3605	I can show you how to use the wings...	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3606	Yes, I did sleep with a lot of angels.	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3607	So, I'm stuck forever with you, aren't I?	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3608	It's simple, the male ego is bigger!	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3609	The other angels are saying we were paired together because you need to pay for previous sins.	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3610	Seriously, the guys use hulahoops? Don/t you think eventually God will notice?	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3611	Why yes, ma'am, I reckon I do happen to come from where the buffalo roam.	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3612	No, I haven't used any hairspray. Why do you ask?	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3613	I guess I got my karm-uppance.	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3614	I don't know.. You just seemed holier in your profile..	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3615	You can stop overcompensating now.	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3616	Have you heard what they say about guys with long halos?	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3617	Yes, I'm saying size matters.	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3618	I know, but my hands are kinda small.	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3619	And, I''m gonna build a wall. A Great Big Wall. And God's gonna pay for it!	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3620	My hands are large, too.	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3621	So you really didn't spend that weekend at Aunt Gloria's?	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3622	come fly with me heaven can wait	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3623	I've got big hands and big feet as well. But who's measuring?	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3624	Heaven knows, it's about time we travel in the same circle.	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3625	Obviously, darling, I'm wholier than thou.	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3626	Still with the holier than thou attitude, I see.	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3627	They say size doesn't matter.	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3628	It's been a while boo	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3629	I got here in the late '50s. It's a hula hoop, actually.	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3630	But honey, there was a sale at the big & tall section of the store!	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3631	You seem to be compensating for something	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3632	It doubles as a tanning booth.	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3633	You have to understand Betsy, my man-splanning was obviously appreciated by the big MAN upstairs.	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3634	Your profile said you were more of a strawberry blonde	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3635	Trust me honey, bigger is better.	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3636	Well, you know what they say—Large halo, big …	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3637	Of course, you've heard what they say about halo size.	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3638	First I got looped, then I got hooped.	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3639	can't get away from him...even when I'm dead.	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3640	I know we're both single now, but I'm still more partial to bad boys.	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3641	I guess size still does matter, even up here!	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3642	After all, YOU betrayed him some 150,000 years ago.	1.1000	0.06980	40	38	0	2
3643	Come here often?	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3644	If you like my upgraded halo, you'll love playing my harp!	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3645	Not what you think. It just means that I've been promoted to "senior status."	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3646	Yeah, missionary is out of the question	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3647	It's not the meat of my halo, it's the motion	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3648	As luck would have it, I can get you into a bigger one.	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3649	Everything matches, believe me!	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3650	Yes they really frown upon it here, if you think more highly of yourself than you ought... they call it having a big head?	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3651	Every time I open my mouth, one of these comes out.	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3652	My mother was attacked by a mosquito when she visited Brazil...	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3653	Well, up here there's an unfortunate inverse relationship.	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3654	How can you be out of my size?	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3655	It's just a levitating hula hoop.	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3656	Clearly he is compensating for something.	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3657	They tend to overcompensate here for what was lacking on Earth.	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3658	" Your not happy with my pay grade"?	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3659	I got mad at my wife once.	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3660	"Mine's bigger than yours." - Stanley Tigerman	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3661	You must be an angel freshman class.	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3662	Honey, you can't say I did not earn it.	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3663	But conversely I have very small hands.	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3664	I shouldn't have used my hula hoop in the middle of a busy highway. But it's cool. huh?	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3665	Up here, for a big crown, we'll need evidence of inner beauty.	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3666	I was actually a pretty bad dude.	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3667	Both my hands and my halo are anatomically correct.	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3668	I didn't get a chance to change out my winter wheels.	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3669	Actually I bought it from His Holiness...	1.1000	0.04804	40	36	4	0
3670	I forgot customer support isn't available on Sunday.	1.1000	0.05991	40	37	2	1
3671	I'm impressed.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3672	Hands matter on earth. Up here, it's haloes.	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3673	God loved my Hula Hoop invention.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3674	There's a glass ceiling here, so don't get any funny ideas.	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3675	It compensates for my impure thoughts. It compensates for my impure thoughts.	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3676	Yes, as a matter of fact, I did vote third party in 1996!	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3677	Yes, it's all true.	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3678	It was an add-on to my prearranged funeral.	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3679	Marketing came up with it. It's called "supersizing".	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3680	Manspread? Hey that's how I roll.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3681	Heaven is just like earth but with better climate.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3682	Do our votes count?	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3683	You should see the size of my hands!	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3684	Yes, it's bigger too.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3685	You know what they say, the bigger the Halo the bigger the...	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3686	You and I both know your robe shouldn't be white	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3687	I think you're taking this size matters comment a little too seriously.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3688	My name is Trump, Donald Trump.	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3689	I'm not compensating for anything by having a big halo. Its for safety and a smoother ride.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3690	Yeah, rumors are swirling that it's to compensate for other things. Not true.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3691	It proves I'm really good.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3692	Oh no…you saw that?	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3693	I spent a lifetime to meet you.	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3694	Here our romance can truly last for eternity!	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3695	I bet a former New Yorker cartoonist made your halo?	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3696	...and you should have seen my Porsche.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3697	Did it hurt when you fell down from Heaven? Because it looked kind of painful.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3698	Why yes, my hands are slightly larger than average. Would you like to see them?	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3699	You probably think I think I'm holier than thou.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3700	More than about being really good it's about being casual.	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3701	It's true what they say.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3702	I know that size is not supposed to matter but...	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3703	Now you're mad at me because I actually am holier than thou!	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3704	Before I died, "Size matters" sure meant nothing good for me.	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3705	It must have something to do with what we were doing when we did it.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3706	My halo's bigger than yours.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3707	No. I have to admit that I didn't really earn this halo. I went to a Beyoncé Tribute Concert the other night.	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3708	God stole the idea from Pinocchio.	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3709	And you thought you were through the glass ceiling?	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3710	As you can tell by the size of my halo, I'm just not that kind of guy.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3711	You were right, only God knew what an angel you were.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3712	I'm not sure if it's an extra-wide halo, or a portal about to suck me up.	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3713	I was actually getting ready to dump you right before the accident.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3714	That's how they caught my using steroids.	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3715	Very funny. Truth is, I died in a pop-up store dressing room.	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3716	They ran out, but fortunately I died in a hula hoop accident.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3717	Now what?	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3718	Really? I think you need to get back down to earth about your size.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3719	Oh yea, it's true what they say about halo size...	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3720	I guess our “after-prom” wasn’t that sinful after all. Wish I’d known that back then.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3721	I told you if I ate kale I'd be holier-than-thou!	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3722	Gotta say, your smile and youthful figure - together with the cute, LITTLE halo - has been much anticipated.	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3723	All those things they say about a bigger halo... okay, I'll admit it, yes, they're true.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3724	Yes, it's a manly halo.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3725	Yes, it is true what they say about the size of a man's halo.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3726	I was a hedge fund manager but I died young.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3727	Well if 'size doesn't matter' up here, why am I getting all the free premium channels right now?	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3728	Just call me angel of the morning.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3729	I'm a shower, not a grower.	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3730	I think it just means you are a divine Hulu hooper .	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3731	But I'm honest about my manspreading. That's why I'm here.	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3732	Well, it's not Trump huge, but...	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3733	He: I guess I should've listened to you and taken the left turn. She: Told you so.	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3734	Oh, no, I'm not bigger than most guys, I'm just bigger than ALL guys.	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3735	I was a hoola hoop God in my day.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3736	Yeah, but my hands are really small.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3737	I'm sorry, but this is still not a gender free environment.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3738	This is truly a marriage made in heaven.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3739	I got it because I am humbler than anybody.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3740	It's not the size of the halo that counts!	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3741	You know what they say about big halos, don't you?	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3742	Size doesn't matter up here either.	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3743	Down on earth I was a swing state super delegate.	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3744	They may have over-egged the ambrosia.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3745	My old hoola hoop was the best I could get.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3746	Everything is bigger up here.	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3747	I knew it was Heaven when He told me man-spreading was okay here.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3748	Yes my halo is quite large. But wait 'till you see my hands!	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3749	Size matters!! Your cloud or mine??!!	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3750	I traded my halo for a hoop so I could hula in heaven.	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3751	So, I see you're acquainted with the good boy in life/bad boy in heaven prerogative....	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3752	Fine point indeed!	1.0976	0.06812	41	39	0	2
3753	Yeah, I got reamed. So what?	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3754	Well ma'am, we Texangels is a right special breed.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3755	Size matters - even in the ethereal world.	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3756	I checked and He said it ain't braggin' if it's true.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3757	I have rather large hands, also.	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3758	I let my dad move in with me when Mom died.	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3759	Yes, bigger is better.	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3760	You have incredible tips!	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3761	It's not my fault the stereotypes exist.... hands, feet, halo what do you want me to say.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3762	He said Broadway wouldn't even exist without me.	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3763	I don't like to brag...	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3764	I am glad that you are impressed. Yes, it is real.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3765	It must be Father's Day!	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3766	Separate but equal	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3767	Even above the ceiling, yours is still only 78% of mine.	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3768	If you say "yes" I promise to get you a bigger ring.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3769	You think that's big? You oughta see the size of my hands.	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3770	No matter WHAT he said, you can indeed have a small halo and still be a "10".	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3771	You're a lucky gal - every time I swipe right, it's a match.	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3772	Trust me on this: Size matters.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3773	I guess you weren't being passive aggressive after all.	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3774	Your thoughts are interesting. My whole perspective has changed.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3775	I like to think it's relative to how Holy I am, but they say I should have read the size chart.	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3776	And I was like, "OMG, is that really, you?", and he was like, "DUDE, totally righteous!"	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3777	The halo gap is just a myth, you know.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3778	No, it's actually not that, rather I was the national president of the Chubby Checker Fan Club.	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3779	I'm too late?	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3780	Remember hula hoops?	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3781	I was #1 in Halo.	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3782	...so I said "Go ahead- as hard as you can- I dare you!	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3783	God know, size matters.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3784	I guarantee you there's no problem. There's no problem.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3785	It is so good to see my little angel.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3786	In the Bible Ezekiel 23:19-20 clearly states that size matters...	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3787	Welcome! It's defective!!	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3788	On earth I was a hulahoop salesman.	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3789	If we weren't angels, I would definitely want to date you	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3790	I'm really not trying to be holier-than-thou.	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3791	God felt we needed more room for error.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3792	Thanks, but I think you have the wrong idea. I have a bad case of halotosis.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3793	Viagra and nitrates don't mix.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3794	Don't be put off. It only means I was a hula hoop champion.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3795	I may have small hands and feet, but up here, there is only one thing that matters.	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3796	Twenty years with you I have to thank for this.	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3797	I can Halosplain everything.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3798	If I were you, I would lose that attitude.	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3799	I know, i know. It was just too easy.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3800	My halo says hello to you	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3801	Mine is an affect	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3802	We also invented the Frisbee, no biggie, but Richard got that one...	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3803	You can see that can't you?	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3804	I'm Gabe. Fifth generation.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3805	The goal is to get into heaven with the smallest possible halo.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3806	Wow, you look great. But, if you used Halo, the shampoo that Glorifies your hair, just think...	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3807	"Thy Will Be Done, on Earth as it is in Heaven", Sorry.	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3808	I'm not that big-headed.	1.0976	0.04692	41	37	4	0
3809	I never once 'mansplained.'	1.0976	0.05849	41	38	2	1
3810	Just my luck: up here size really doesn't matter and I'm very well endowed.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3811	Yeah, up here we have big halos, not big hands or big feet.	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3812	I promised you I would never even think about it. I guess you did?	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3813	Good girls go to heaven (bad girls go everywhere)	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3814	You've got to be kidding me! So size really doesn't matter?	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3815	I have a saturnine personality disorder.	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3816	But I also have small hands	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3817	Well, since you asked, I was a champion hula-hooper.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3818	Let's just say I wasn't sent here for being BAD in bed.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3819	Wait, hold on! You were my great-grandmother?	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3820	Believe me, I DO have large hands!	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3821	I shouldn't have mentioned I have feelings of inadequatsey.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3822	Goodness ain't no hula hoop.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3823	It's six inches.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3824	Yes, even here size matters.	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3825	For the longest time I was saying 'holier than THEE.'	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3826	Unfortunately, I struck a deal with Donald . . . my alter-ego!	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3827	Yeah, it was a 'points' thing.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3828	I guess we travelled in different c	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3829	My wife doesn't understand the 6 plus either	1.0952	0.06652	42	40	0	2
3830	Well...you know what they say...when a man has big feet...	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3831	Uh, I'm afraid it must be platonic, my crown doesn't fold up.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3832	I've just got a bigger head.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3833	On Tinder you said you were shorter.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3834	Halo angel face, haven't seen you flying around here before.	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3835	Wow." You must have big hands!	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3836	Hmm. Big halo, little organ.	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3837	Suddenly I feel like a Republican.	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3838	Yeah, back on Earth I used to take a lot of flak for my holier than thou attitude.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3839	That's cutting it too close for me.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3840	I have a degree from Trump U.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3841	I was at woodstock...	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3842	It's amazing Grace how my "wide broadband" is receiving the Singing Nun.	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3843	"Bigger is Better" won't float up here buddy.	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3844	Peter, darling, my aureole is up here.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3845	There's no problem there, I can assure you.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3846	I'm not REALLY holier than thou, gorgeous.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3847	It's not all about size- its how you use it.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3848	This is heaven. Bigger isn't better.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3849	Unfortunately, it's only in relation to the size of a man's foot.	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3850	Angel...shmangel...he's really full of himself.	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3851	Well, at least you admitted you weren't a virgin	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3852	It's a great honor, but it interferes with my barrel roll.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3853	Everything I did was HUGE.	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3854	Yes, I do support Trump for President	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3855	It's temporary since we're all equal here. Just a little recognition for what I had to put up with there.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3856	It's called a hula hoop halo	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3857	It is amazing how many people still don't believe in the gender pay gap.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3858	And he referred to my hands: if they're small-- something else must be small. I guarantee you there is no problem.	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3859	My earthly profession revolved around angel hair pasta marketing	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3860	My horse trampled Donald Trump in his previous life.	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3861	It's 'Holier Than Thou'. Politicians love 'em.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3862	Do you come around here often?	1.0952	0.06652	42	40	0	2
3863	I was beamed up sooner than I had ever expected!	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3864	So I said, 'Listen, man, I think my halo is bigger than yours.' And he still wanted to argue!	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3865	Yeah, I ordered the Texas halo.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3866	You have an apple? Sounds like déjà vu	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3867	If you were minuscule in one area, they compensate.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3868	Would you be so kind as to direct me to the other place that begins with "H"?	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3869	Are you sure your from Christian Dating.com?	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3870	Well, Father was Deacon.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3871	It was widely believed that I tried it in college but I didn't.	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3872	It's not the size but what you do with it that matters.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3873	It indicates mine is bigger than Donald Trump's hands.	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3874	I'm sorry, sis, I used to practice on your hula hoop when you weren't around. I guess I was better than you.	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3875	Shhh...It's really difficult to get any sleep with this giant aura hanging above my head.	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3876	And you thought a big head disqualified you from getting in?	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3877	Remember that old saying about the size of a guy's halo? Well...	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3878	… umm, er, and, ultimately, size does…” “OMG! I’m in the other place!	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3879	OK, In a previous life it was a hula hoop. How about yours?	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3880	I'm C=2piR and you're C=piD.	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3881	Yes, I am rather proud of it.	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3882	You think it's big?	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3883	In my former life I was the best damn hula hoop salesman west of the Mississippi.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3884	I thought it was for the time I represented the catholic church; turns out its for when i proved that the doublemint twins weren't related.	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3885	Yeah, He asked me to show you around, seeing as how you're new and all...	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3886	Well, you've finally broken through the glass ceiling.	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3887	He's my cousin 4th removed.	1.0952	0.06652	42	40	0	2
3888	Who says men have big egos?	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3889	It's gonna be huuuge.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3890	Wanna play hula hoop?	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3891	It reflects my holier-than-thou W.A.S.P. ego.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3892	Needle, halo. Whatever.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3893	Good start. But you must learn greater generosity in sharing your talent for romance.	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3894	Oh thank you dahling. You are such an angel!	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3895	Come on baby, you know what they say, 'small hands, big halo...'	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3896	I'm looking for the choir room?	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3897	As you can see, we have no glass ceiling here.	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3898	0% down and a low interest rate?! I just couldn't resist!	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3899	Believe me. size does matter.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3900	Size still matters	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3901	Hey babe, watcha doin' after eternity?	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3902	Yes, Helen, your mother was right. I spent too much time singing my own praises.	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3903	Charlie, you look pretty bored for an angel!	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3904	I'm the patron saint of humblebragging.	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3905	Even God said mine's the biggest.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3906	Do you have faith that size matters?	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3907	After that night in Rome, I never thought I would see you again.	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3908	So you're telling me that size does matter.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3909	Swipe left	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3910	A marriage made in heaven is actually TRUE!	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3911	I got this for NOT having a holier-than-thou attitude.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3912	WOW--Heaven is a lot easier than Tinder!	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3913	It's like viagra for heaven.	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3914	Yes, dear, even in Heaven, size matters.	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3915	I see we share a belief in the 'hole in the ozone layer' theory, though perhaps not to the same extent.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3916	You know what they say: 'Big halo, BIG hello.' '	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3917	I hope hubby doesn't ask why my halo is smaller.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3918	I always said size didn't matter.	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3919	So you see, dear, all sin IS forgiven, but adultery is still worse for women.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3920	I really am as good as they say....	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3921	Where'd you get those great wings?	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3922	I'm afraid there's a glass ceiling up here too,, did they tell you that?	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3923	Honestly. Your wings look perfect.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3924	Oh Heavens, no! I just got the credit card.	1.0952	0.05712	42	39	2	1
3925	I've been too 'holier than thou' recently.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3926	No, they don't say that because the hole in it is bigger than thou's.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3927	Would you go out with a big halo?	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3928	Until death do us part?	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3929	It comes in handy as a hula hoop.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3930	Down there it was "grade inflation".	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3931	That's from before I learned to be humble!	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3932	Well, I hear you haven't been much of an angel either, Ginger.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3933	Yeh I know... You're tired of dating nerds.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3934	Well, you know guys have a tendency to over-exaggerate...	1.0952	0.06652	42	40	0	2
3935	I took out trash every day this week.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
3936	It's the result of my naturally holier-than-thou W.A.S.P. attitude.	1.0930	0.05582	43	40	2	1
3937	Oh no. You're not gonna be an angel, are you?	1.0930	0.04482	43	39	4	0
3938	The scheme was a bit unholy, but I won it from the Jolly Green Giant in a Fitbit challenge.	1.0930	0.05582	43	40	2	1
3939	Steroids worked for me!	1.0930	0.04482	43	39	4	0
3940	They say a women only has 78% of the halo a man has.	1.0930	0.04482	43	39	4	0
3941	I gave Hula Hoops to orphans.	1.0930	0.04482	43	39	4	0
3942	Yes, it's true what they say about angels with big halos but the irony is you only get one by not giving in to temptation.	1.0930	0.05582	43	40	2	1
3943	With halos, it's who you know Cindy	1.0930	0.05582	43	40	2	1
3944	Now, this is a real double ring ceremony!	1.0930	0.04482	43	39	4	0
3945	I don't think we are good together anymore.	1.0930	0.04482	43	39	4	0
3946	and there's nothing wrong down there, either.	1.0930	0.05582	43	40	2	1
3947	Indeed, I am holier than thou, but I see thine potential.	1.0930	0.05582	43	40	2	1
3948	Yeah, I guess you could call it a holey roller.	1.0930	0.04482	43	39	4	0
3949	Oh, that was heavenly.	1.0930	0.05582	43	40	2	1
3950	Do you have a twin?	1.0930	0.04482	43	39	4	0
3951	Aloha. Where I'm from we get hula hoops, not halos.	1.0930	0.05582	43	40	2	1
3952	Funny,back on earth bigger meant better	1.0930	0.04482	43	39	4	0
3953	How many partners did you say you had?	1.0930	0.04482	43	39	4	0
3954	Wanna play some halo-hoops	1.0930	0.04482	43	39	4	0
3955	You bet, I had big hands on earth.	1.0930	0.04482	43	39	4	0
3956	I guess having a big ego worked in my favor	1.0930	0.04482	43	39	4	0
3957	Will you fly with me?	1.0930	0.04482	43	39	4	0
3958	Which one of Charlie's Angels are you?	1.0930	0.05582	43	40	2	1
3959	And you said, size doesn't matter!	1.0930	0.05582	43	40	2	1
3960	"Oh," He says, "It's too small," He says, "So, what about this size? Better?" Then He just walks away, laughing.	1.0930	0.05582	43	40	2	1
3961	Hate heights hate flights hold me.	1.0930	0.05582	43	40	2	1
3962	On earth I was hula-hoop champion of Boise Idaho.	1.0930	0.05582	43	40	2	1
3963	I'M GAY	1.0909	0.05458	44	41	2	1
3964	My dating app didn't work very well.	1.0909	0.05458	44	41	2	1
3965	OK, so I have small hands.	1.0909	0.05458	44	41	2	1
3966	That's not the only thing that's big.	1.0857	0.06313	35	33	1	1
3967	Perhaps, now you can finally see the difference between a halo and a Nimbus	1.0833	0.04672	36	33	3	0
3968	I'm a louse but I DID finance 3 dozen Broadway shows.	1.0833	0.04672	36	33	3	0
3969	In this realm, my dear, I am looked more upon as hallowed than just haloed"	1.0833	0.04672	36	33	3	0
3970	It is a PONDEROUS halo!"	1.0833	0.06140	36	34	1	1
3971	I programmed the halographic image	1.0811	0.05976	37	35	1	1
3972	I figure God gave me the extra buoyancy so I don't fall again.	1.0811	0.05976	37	35	1	1
3973	Big halo, big feet	1.0811	0.05976	37	35	1	1
3974	How unfortunate we did not meet under different circumstances!!!	1.0811	0.05976	37	35	1	1
3975	Sorry- aureola, not areola.	1.0811	0.04549	37	34	3	0
3976	It's not what you think................	1.0811	0.04549	37	34	3	0
3977	Oh no.A holier than you type	1.0811	0.05976	37	35	1	1
3978	I cannot thank of anything to say "except" (is this a dream)???	1.0811	0.04549	37	34	3	0
3979	It's a Mexican style actually	1.0789	0.04433	38	35	3	0
3980	Mine is a halo. Yours is a hula hoop!	1.0789	0.04433	38	35	3	0
3981	They're actually back in vogue this millennium.	1.0789	0.04433	38	35	3	0
3982	You've no idea. It's REALLY big.	1.0789	0.05820	38	36	1	1
3983	Arbitration is a legitimate, legally binding, pathway into Heaven.	1.0789	0.04433	38	35	3	0
3984	I also get great coverage under the clouds.	1.0789	0.05820	38	36	1	1
3985	You can use my hulu hoop until your halo arrives.	1.0789	0.04433	38	35	3	0
3986	Only the willfully ignorant would fail to understand that technically it's not an "assault halo, high powered halo, or military halo."	1.0789	0.04433	38	35	3	0
3987	Well, one day God strolled by said Hello to everyone and you know Pete is hard of hearing and so now we have to deal with these things !	1.0789	0.04433	38	35	3	0
3988	Sure, we can trade halos and I'll watch you hula hoop.	1.0789	0.04433	38	35	3	0
3989	Big hands.	1.0789	0.04433	38	35	3	0
3990	Well yea, you know, a guy's foot, hand and halo size all are indicative . . . .	1.0789	0.04433	38	35	3	0
3991	I just saw my wife skate by.	1.0789	0.04433	38	35	3	0
3992	'Can we skip the obvious penis joke please?" ' "Can we skip the obvious penis joke please?"	1.0789	0.05820	38	36	1	1
3993	You know what they say: big halo, big oneness with the supreme eternal ineffable.	1.0789	0.05820	38	36	1	1
3994	Sorry! Just like earth, the massive halo is earned only by "the 1%".	1.0789	0.05820	38	36	1	1
3995	I'm surprised your big truck didn't have better safety features.	1.0789	0.04433	38	35	3	0
3996	Your ego is showing.	1.0789	0.04433	38	35	3	0
3997	I don't think size matters up here.	1.0789	0.05820	38	36	1	1
3998	Caption under girl, "halo" Cation under boy, "halo"	1.0789	0.05820	38	36	1	1
3999	Lucky you! You have a smaller halo to carry!	1.0789	0.04433	38	35	3	0
4000	Yes, indeed ... and you must have tiny feet!	1.0789	0.04433	38	35	3	0
4001	Just say no.	1.0789	0.05820	38	36	1	1
4002	Do we need to take our halos off too?	1.0789	0.04433	38	35	3	0
4003	It's a perk from my corporate board.	1.0789	0.04433	38	35	3	0
4004	Yes I know. You're impressed. Lifelong virginity is quite the accomplishment.	1.0789	0.04433	38	35	3	0
4005	I've always had trouble jumping through hoops.	1.0789	0.04433	38	35	3	0
4006	Well, actually, my halo is proportional to my head size.	1.0789	0.04433	38	35	3	0
4007	It kink of grows on you.	1.0789	0.04433	38	35	3	0
4008	Sure, it's convenient, but we just started dating.	1.0789	0.04433	38	35	3	0
4009	"I see you did bigger good deeds then I did. No need to be a show off".	1.0789	0.04433	38	35	3	0
4010	My halo's bigger because I'm from Dallas, and you know what they say...everything's bigger in Texas	1.0789	0.04433	38	35	3	0
4011	To be honest,I once guarded Sinatra,then it was on to one of the Beatles,now I'm on leave from a guy named Trump.	1.0789	0.05820	38	36	1	1
4012	Finally, some special treatment for professional hula-hoopers.	1.0789	0.05820	38	36	1	1
4013	Yeah, I'm big on big.	1.0789	0.04433	38	35	3	0
4014	It's in a state of arousal	1.0789	0.05820	38	36	1	1
4015	I'm not really all halo and no angel.	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4016	how honey im never a question of size	1.0769	0.05673	39	37	1	1
4017	Global Warming? That's nothing. We have a hole in the ozone layer here too...	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4018	I had a head start	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4019	You got the hula-hoop on top of your head, right?	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4020	Halo hula hoop tonight, desire for eternity.	1.0769	0.05673	39	37	1	1
4021	Well, ACTUALLY...	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4022	So I said, "Easy, Pinky Ring. It's not a competition."	1.0769	0.05673	39	37	1	1
4023	Yes, Even up here it's true	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4024	Why do you guys always think a girl likes it big around?	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4025	I worker for the Hula Hoop company, That's why!	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4026	And Trump said I had small hands	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4027	"She still tends to over-compensate occasionally".	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4028	Sorry, but you voted for Trump.	1.0769	0.05673	39	37	1	1
4029	My...what an enchanting halo. But if I remember corectly...hula-hoops eventually fall down!	1.0769	0.05673	39	37	1	1
4030	Sorry, Honey, even up here male chauvinism endures!	1.0769	0.05673	39	37	1	1
4031	No, Sarah, I insist. You stay, I'll find another shoulder.	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4032	All the abstaining I did down there and all I get is a little halo envy up here.	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4033	I'm in heaven and I could hardly speak, as we danced together cheek to cheek.	1.0769	0.05673	39	37	1	1
4034	The Boss likes to play cornhole corn toss, he likes to win!	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4035	I shopped in the 'Big & Tall' section on earth.	1.0769	0.05673	39	37	1	1
4036	Pinocchio, welcome upstairs. Watch what you say!	1.0769	0.05673	39	37	1	1
4037	''Down there size matters, up here it's obviously rewarded!	1.0769	0.05673	39	37	1	1
4038	I'm like a black hole. I suck up other peoples' positive auras.	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4039	Is that you, Caitlyn?	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4040	Hey, Baby, Would you please help me to shrink my halo?	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4041	I invented the grain bowl.	1.0769	0.05673	39	37	1	1
4042	What a small halo you have.	1.0769	0.05673	39	37	1	1
4043	Yea...you can say I lost a few ring sizes, the angels haven't resized my halo yet though.	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4044	I was the fifth grade hula hoop champion.	1.0769	0.05673	39	37	1	1
4045	They're coming in hula hoop size these days.	1.0769	0.05673	39	37	1	1
4046	But my hands are small!	1.0769	0.05673	39	37	1	1
4047	Well, on earth I stayed with this woman till the end. While I was with her she challenged me in every way, by what she said, what she did. I can't say I miss her, maybe you knew her, she went by the name of Joan Rivers.	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4048	I left my modesty at the pearly gates.	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4049	I wish everyone would stop asking me if I also drove a sports car.	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4050	Actually,	1.0769	0.05673	39	37	1	1
4051	I'm still not gonna watch Lord of the Rings with you.	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4052	I've always had people say, 'Ronald, you have the most beautiful halo and the biggest we've ever seen'.	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4053	It came with the super-ego collection.	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4054	Yeah, I know...Metallica even did a song about me.	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4055	Up here it's called the Ozone Diet.	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4056	Yes, I played the "Man Card" to get it.	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4057	Just a small halo...not all men die equally	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4058	I swear to God I did not do it! It does not appear that way to me Pinocchio...	1.0769	0.05673	39	37	1	1
4059	I'm on the hula hooping team.	1.0769	0.05673	39	37	1	1
4060	My halo is is special It's limited to those who have never had sex.	1.0769	0.05673	39	37	1	1
4061	Everybody say's I'm compensating for my small penis.	1.0769	0.05673	39	37	1	1
4062	I had a big head before earning my wings.	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4063	Pardon my extension.	1.0769	0.05673	39	37	1	1
4064	I always thought I deserved a bigger ring.	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4065	It seems to have a brain of it's own.	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4066	I date back to the HULA HOOP generation of the 1950s.	1.0769	0.05673	39	37	1	1
4067	I may have small hands, but....	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4068	Size matters, Evermore	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4069	Jezebel, how did you get here?	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4070	You know what they say, "the bigger the hoop, the bigger holy!"	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4071	The halo on top of an angel is just the size of the loophole they used to get into heaven.	1.0769	0.05673	39	37	1	1
4072	its a new "Vision Zero" promotion	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4073	If I knew I'd actually have to wear this ridiculous ring you got me for eternity, then I never would have said "I do."	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4074	Is it true you don't have to brag here?	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4075	Even up here you're overcompensating?	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4076	Haaalo from the other side.	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4077	I'll be straight with you. I'm a member of the PHP, the Pinocchio Halo Program.	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4078	I suppose my halo-lujah was just haloier than most.	1.0769	0.05673	39	37	1	1
4079	The big halo is about to shrink!	1.0769	0.05673	39	37	1	1
4080	(Her)Ummmm...so we meet again...I thought you were going to the other place! ....(Him)What other place? (Her) U know! The other place?!	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4081	eharmony.god says we're a Heavenly mismatch.	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4082	I didn't think size mattered in heaven!	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4083	Yeah baby, you are in heaven. And what you heard about halo size and, let us say the ability of an angel to redeem, is true.	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4084	What? You thought you'd get away from capitalist pricks?	1.0769	0.05673	39	37	1	1
4085	Somehow, I thought there might be more of you here!	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4086	I was hoping size matters in heaven.	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4087	Benifet of my clean living--on weekends, I get to use it as a hula hoop.	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4088	He said he didn't need it, would go it alone. . . And do very, very well.	1.0769	0.05673	39	37	1	1
4089	I drove a Hummer in my past life	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4090	This is how I compensate for small hands.	1.0769	0.05673	39	37	1	1
4091	You see, they correlate your halo size to the size of your ego.	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4092	Sure it suits you - but size really does matter	1.0769	0.05673	39	37	1	1
4093	You know what they say, Big Head, Big Halo....	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4094	You're right, from the 1%.	1.0769	0.05673	39	37	1	1
4095	I'm sorry hun, but nothing changes if nothing changes.	1.0769	0.05673	39	37	1	1
4096	Mansplaining? No way. I was born with that, ma'am.	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4097	You mean I have to start over because I did not press the submit button?	1.0769	0.05673	39	37	1	1
4098	I did succumb to the weaknesses of the flesh, but, I guess God cut me some slack for all my contributions to the church. To be perfectly honest, I would jump your bones right now, but I'm without funds for further contributions.	1.0769	0.05673	39	37	1	1
4099	I was always better at hula hoop than you were.	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4100	What? They promoted me to director level last week.	1.0769	0.04323	39	36	3	0
4101	I take it your harp is well-strung.	1.0769	0.05673	39	37	1	1
4102	Hot yoga, baby!	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4103	Even up here size matters.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4104	You need to catch up with the times, everything has just grown larger and larger, screens, fruit, corporations, and now halos too!	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4105	You feel the Bern up? I just hate your holier than thou attitude.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4106	It is hardly ythe "blessing" one would think it should be.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4107	I know. They say it's usually the size of your hand, but not in heaven!	1.0750	0.05533	40	38	1	1
4108	My "holier than thou" attitude is easily explained.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4109	Why don't you go to the Boss and ask for a smaller halo?	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4110	Oh big hoop, big whoop.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4111	Compensating for something?	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4112	I'm guessing your a Virgo	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4113	I crossed over with High Honesty	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4114	I'm a feminist	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4115	Is that a halo on your head or do you love me?	1.0750	0.05533	40	38	1	1
4116	Where were you all my life?	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4117	Bummer, I was kinda hoping we wouldn't meet again!	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4118	"As tight as Dick's hatband" didn't have the same ring after he died.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4119	So much for all those people who said the only problem with me is that my halo is too tight.	1.0750	0.05533	40	38	1	1
4120	It combines Pilates and Hoola-hooping for a whole new holistic approach to fitness.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4121	Where did you get that hula hoop?	1.0750	0.05533	40	38	1	1
4122	Is it actually you, ZEUS!!! Oh my god I am the biggest fan can o have your autograph. Uh I have no hands.	1.0750	0.05533	40	38	1	1
4123	This is nothing. You should see the Boss's mancave.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4124	Honey, I told you to stop for directions.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4125	Yes, I supported Trump. Why do you ask?	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4126	That's one of the nice things. I mean, part of the beauty of me is that I'm very rich.	1.0750	0.05533	40	38	1	1
4127	The big halos can double as hula hoops.	1.0750	0.05533	40	38	1	1
4128	Does this mean I'm going to hell?	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4129	No, its the Donald Trump model and it only looks like a hula hoop...	1.0750	0.05533	40	38	1	1
4130	Well, yeah, and I have big hands, too - really big hands!	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4131	Halo there!	1.0750	0.05533	40	38	1	1
4132	No, up here it’s THE standard. No one pays any attention to that trumpery about height or the size of feet, hands, adam’s apples, or noses.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4133	How we got pizza.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4134	The Super-sized version accommodates one's ego.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4135	I never skip Halo Day.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4136	A glass what?	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4137	Mine's big enough for two.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4138	Cute headpiece, but mine doubles as a halo hoop. Wham-O!	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4139	We're headed over to the community garden.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4140	I spent my whole life dreaming of you.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4141	Wanna shag?	1.0750	0.05533	40	38	1	1
4142	Surely, you didn't expect me to wait 10 years for you Billy?	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4143	I got here by playing 'portal'.	1.0750	0.05533	40	38	1	1
4144	Pinocchio? No?,,,,,	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4145	It's not my attitude. I was a big fundaiser for the Clinton's and Obama.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4146	I promised you heaven. I now need to enhance my promise.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4147	...And you should have seen the size of my feet when I was mortal.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4148	That's right: big feet, big halo; everything else in proportion.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4149	down there i accepted the pay gap but i didnt think there be would be a halo gap up here	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4150	Their is no truth to the theory that the size of your halo is in direct proportion to your ego.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4151	Nah, I still won't believe it until I see the size of your hands.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4152	That neckline is so last millennium, but we'll let you in anyway.	1.0750	0.05533	40	38	1	1
4153	Its tempting, but I would lose several places in the halo competition .	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4154	Finally, being a straight, white male has its advantages!	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4155	Can we go back to the French maid role play?	1.0750	0.05533	40	38	1	1
4156	Til death don't us part.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4157	Yeah, I ran into Hulk Hogan over in hell the other day and even he was impressed.	1.0750	0.05533	40	38	1	1
4158	God knows we need it.	1.0750	0.05533	40	38	1	1
4159	Perfect. We're all single in Heaven. But of course my halo is bigger than yours.	1.0750	0.05533	40	38	1	1
4160	You are kinda cute. But get rid of that funny thing, it's way to big for you.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4161	You know what they say: the bigger the size of an angel's halo. . .	1.0750	0.05533	40	38	1	1
4162	Really my first time, right.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4163	How do you like me so far? Don't rush. I have lots of time...	1.0750	0.05533	40	38	1	1
4164	The more I mansplain, the larger it grows.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4165	I was faithful! Are you sure?	1.0750	0.05533	40	38	1	1
4166	I funded my charitable foundation with the fortune I made selling male enhancement products on the Internet.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4167	It is my last chance to break the glass ceiling	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4168	Not to brag, but I won the hula hoop contest in Not to brag but I won the hula hoop contest for those here 5000 - 6000 years.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4169	I wasn't notified that ICloud was not available in my country.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4170	Someone got their wings clipped?	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4171	My monster from the id	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4172	Even here, size still matters.	1.0750	0.05533	40	38	1	1
4173	Don't judge a man by his halo.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4174	You know the old saying.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4175	Is it true what they say?	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4176	For not being greedy. Anyway, I think it's ironically hilarious.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4177	Darling it's not just a shameless pickup line, many have fallen for this halo	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4178	Did it hurt? When you.....well, crap.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4179	Yes, but you'll notice they took away my over-sized sweat pants.	1.0750	0.05533	40	38	1	1
4180	A hula hoop..?! Well, mine can be used as a diaphragm.	1.0750	0.05533	40	38	1	1
4181	Sometimes size can be a detriment	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4182	Hmm .. I was hoping for more	1.0750	0.05533	40	38	1	1
4183	I'm just saying!	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4184	I got it for pleasing women.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4185	Freedom from sinning is decreed here, I know, but let's ask for just one little exception!	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4186	Perhaps we can just reminisce about what once was	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4187	I got mine at the "BIG DICOUNT STORE" in the mall.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4188	Small halo, large wings, you are my dream angel!	1.0750	0.05533	40	38	1	1
4189	Heaven is retro hetro? Can you refer me to Rebirths?	1.0750	0.05533	40	38	1	1
4190	Can I interest you in the Bernie Sanders Revolution?	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4191	Hey! this beats living in our retirement community.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4192	Just call me…trans-halo.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4193	I am Donald Trump, and I approve of this message.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4194	Did I know him?	1.0750	0.05533	40	38	1	1
4195	I guess I'm still compensating.	1.0750	0.05533	40	38	1	1
4196	Do you think I have what it takes to be a guardian?	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4197	It's the lack of equal pay for equal work . . . and vox populi, vox Dei!	1.0750	0.05533	40	38	1	1
4198	Where am I from? Orlando.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4199	I paid to be at the front of the line, just like Disneyland.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4200	Uh, could you direct me to the gender-neutral restroom?	1.0750	0.05533	40	38	1	1
4201	The truth is, it's closer to 92%. (Blau/Kahn, Cornell. 2016)	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4202	One look at you, things just grew, it's why I knew I am no angel, boo-hoo-hoo.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4203	I know. You know who we are. I'm gay. God's punishment. Right.	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4204	Not even with a female President, girlfriend!	1.0750	0.05533	40	38	1	1
4205	Can we ever be compatible???	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4206	The illumination is wonderful with a halo this large but it must also be nice to have a small halo like yours for the times when the soul wants some privacy. Anyway, are you seeing anyone? If not, wanna get together sometime?	1.0750	0.05533	40	38	1	1
4207	What have you done this time?	1.0750	0.04218	40	37	3	0
4208	So, size does matter, even in heaven!	1.0750	0.05533	40	38	1	1
4209	But, how?! I made sure that nobody was watching.	1.0732	0.04118	41	38	3	0
4210	A freak hula hoop accident. You?.	1.0732	0.04118	41	38	3	0
4211	You wanted a bigger halo, yes it is razor sharp.	1.0732	0.04118	41	38	3	0
4212	Well, we couldn't do window offices.	1.0732	0.04118	41	38	3	0
4213	The last woman who gave me that look, called me a "spreader" and knifed me on the subway.	1.0732	0.05399	41	39	1	1
4214	Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it	1.0732	0.04118	41	38	3	0
4215	He likes to go off-road.	1.0732	0.04118	41	38	3	0
4216	Just the opposite, regrettably. They named this the "holier-than -thou" halo for a reason.	1.0732	0.04118	41	38	3	0
4217	Johnny. I' m sorry but size doesnt matter up here.	1.0732	0.05399	41	39	1	1
4218	You've got a big one!" "Actually, Hula Hoop Champ 1979	1.0732	0.04118	41	38	3	0
4219	Than thou, moi?	1.0732	0.04118	41	38	3	0
4220	You were great in that - I was the lighting director.	1.0732	0.05399	41	39	1	1
4221	Maybe it explains the small hands?	1.0732	0.04118	41	38	3	0
4222	Frank! Is that YOU?	1.0732	0.05399	41	39	1	1
4223	I guess I've always been hole-y.	1.0732	0.04118	41	38	3	0
4224	I had to be very good. I have small hands.	1.0732	0.04118	41	38	3	0
4225	Oh St. Peter's gay, alright--he was definitely flirting with me. Just take one look at this ridiculous halo I got. I heard from Linda that's why they make him stand outside the gates.	1.0732	0.04118	41	38	3	0
4226	No, it is not indicative of the size of anything else!	1.0732	0.04118	41	38	3	0
4227	No, the restrooms are not gender specific.	1.0732	0.05399	41	39	1	1
4228	Compensating much?	1.0732	0.05399	41	39	1	1
4229	You were right, Bigger isn't always better-A W K W A R D !	1.0732	0.05399	41	39	1	1
4230	I have waited all my life to marry you.	1.0732	0.04118	41	38	3	0
4231	These wings are detachable.	1.0732	0.04118	41	38	3	0
4232	I biggie sized it.	1.0714	0.05272	42	40	1	1
4233	Because I have finally faced the reality that you will be taller than me for all eternity!!	1.0714	0.04022	42	39	3	0
4234	$18.95 for my large pizza, how much for your small?	1.0714	0.04022	42	39	3	0
4235	Actually, no; my halo size is not proportional to my tendency to 'mangelsplain.'	1.0714	0.04022	42	39	3	0
4236	I'm sorry. It appears that my attitude reflected reality. I AM holier than thou.	1.0714	0.05272	42	40	1	1
4237	Your ring is bigger than mine." "Of course. Because I am Zeus, king of the gods.	1.0588	0.04096	34	32	2	0
4238	I understand what She said but I would still like to make a case for bigger is better.	1.0588	0.04096	34	32	2	0
4239	You can tell I am Mr. Right based on the size of my halo!	1.0571	0.03981	35	33	2	0
4240	Just wait until you see the orthopedist.	1.0571	0.03981	35	33	2	0
4241	You see I'm special. My waist and halo are the same size.	1.0556	0.05556	36	35	0	1
4242	Yeah, so, I've been working sort of behind the scenes on getting out the vote, particularly in areas traditionally underrepresented in the, you know, political arena, as well as. . . .	1.0556	0.03872	36	34	2	0
4243	So I told Pete that perfection is in the eye of the beholder. I'm sure you agree with me.	1.0556	0.03872	36	34	2	0
4244	It's the biggest one here.	1.0556	0.05556	36	35	0	1
4245	Sorry about those herpes.	1.0556	0.03872	36	34	2	0
4246	So size does matter after all.	1.0556	0.03872	36	34	2	0
4247	See? I KNEW you were dishonest about having an affair during our final years of marriage. Your halo grows when you tell lies...	1.0556	0.05556	36	35	0	1
4248	It has to be this wide so it doesn't crush my giant angel nuts.	1.0556	0.03872	36	34	2	0
4249	I'm not saying anything, but... when you flood the entire planet, people wonder if you're compensating for something.	1.0556	0.03872	36	34	2	0
4250	Of course, I will always treat you as an equal.	1.0556	0.03872	36	34	2	0
4251	I used to work for Colgate.	1.0556	0.05556	36	35	0	1
4252	Turns out what he actually said was that the meek would inherit wide girth.	1.0556	0.05556	36	35	0	1
4253	And then Gabriel shot back at me, 'well, you always did have that "holier-than-thou" attitude...'	1.0556	0.03872	36	34	2	0
4254	It's just a lot easier for a woman to remain pure. That's why.	1.0541	0.03769	37	35	2	0
4255	Brace yourself for a little too much "in your face" reality up here!	1.0541	0.03769	37	35	2	0
4256	And then, she made me an Archangel.	1.0541	0.03769	37	35	2	0
4257	If we were on earth these days, I could demand equality now	1.0541	0.03769	37	35	2	0
4258	It was all that time off for good behavior.	1.0541	0.03769	37	35	2	0
4259	As a Boy Scout I did my duty to God and my Country.	1.0541	0.03769	37	35	2	0
4260	It’s obvious which candidates we are guardian angels of.	1.0541	0.03769	37	35	2	0
4261	I was hit by lightning while pulling a Macy's Thanksgiving Parade balloon, but it doesn't mean I'm too good for you.	1.0541	0.03769	37	35	2	0
4262	Bruce's would have been bigger.	1.0541	0.05405	37	36	0	1
4263	It's actually a portal to a higher level ... so good luck.	1.0541	0.03769	37	35	2	0
4264	This is just temporary until one in my size comes back from the fallen angel department.	1.0541	0.03769	37	35	2	0
4265	Great. I make it all the way here and I still have to deal with manspreading.	1.0541	0.03769	37	35	2	0
4266	Yes... You are right... Large halo... Large hands... and Large... Well... you know...	1.0541	0.03769	37	35	2	0
4267	I was going to stretch my lobes, but they were having a special.	1.0541	0.03769	37	35	2	0
4268	Sorry, I'm really into the big "O".	1.0541	0.05405	37	36	0	1
4269	Halo, everybody, Halo! Halo is the shampoo that glorifies your hair! So, Halo, everybody! Halo!	1.0541	0.03769	37	35	2	0
4270	Halo.” “Smoke ring.	1.0541	0.03769	37	35	2	0
4271	It's the only one they had that would fit a guy who graduated valedictorian, was the most brilliant student ever to graduate from Yale, and who had a career that was the envy of every Nobel Laureate.	1.0541	0.03769	37	35	2	0
4272	It's om the "Mom's View" setting.	1.0541	0.05405	37	36	0	1
4273	Since yours is bigger than mine, you go first.	1.0541	0.03769	37	35	2	0
4274	Wow! It wasn't hard to get God' forgiveness!	1.0541	0.03769	37	35	2	0
4275	Do you really think we'll succeed this time? It seems to me the only thing different is my halo's bigger...	1.0541	0.03769	37	35	2	0
4276	Purity, can still be very revealing.	1.0541	0.03769	37	35	2	0
4277	How much do the gates of heaven weight? Enough to break the ice?	1.0541	0.03769	37	35	2	0
4278	You know what they say you can tell from the size of a man's halo? Well, don't mention it up here, or we'll spend eternity screaming in a lake of fire.	1.0541	0.03769	37	35	2	0
4279	If I don't get control of my overhead, I'm going down ... going down!"	1.0541	0.03769	37	35	2	0
4280	I borrowed this from the BFG	1.0541	0.03769	37	35	2	0
4281	Don't you think the hula-hoop halo is over-kill? Ooops sorry.	1.0541	0.03769	37	35	2	0
4282	Have you heard from Adam and Eve?	1.0541	0.03769	37	35	2	0
4283	I got into a prank war with the apostles, and now I'm bumping halos with everyone.	1.0541	0.03769	37	35	2	0
4284	Bigger is not necessarily better.	1.0541	0.03769	37	35	2	0
4285	We good boys play the long game, Julie...	1.0541	0.03769	37	35	2	0
4286	Big head, big halo	1.0541	0.03769	37	35	2	0
4287	It's just us on angeldate...everyone else cheated.	1.0541	0.03769	37	35	2	0
4288	....you see it's all in proportion.....	1.0541	0.03769	37	35	2	0
4289	It's now called Halo to the Chief.	1.0541	0.03769	37	35	2	0
4290	I used to drive a heavy-duty F-150.	1.0541	0.05405	37	36	0	1
4291	You have to wait at least 10 years before you increase your gauge. If you get a blowout, you're outta here.	1.0541	0.03769	37	35	2	0
4292	At first I hated it. Then I discovered the joys of hoola-hoop.	1.0541	0.03769	37	35	2	0
4293	You're hot enough for that not to matter.	1.0541	0.03769	37	35	2	0
4294	You can"t hula hoop with that size.	1.0541	0.05405	37	36	0	1
4295	Gender quality? That's for humans, not for us, sweet heart!	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4296	You make my halo shrink!	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4297	I'm afraid it's the inverse...	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4298	Couldn't be helped. Only ones left on the rack were XL. I couldn't wait for a rain-check.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4299	We're in heaven, so let's sin away.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4300	Understandable response to the crack in the glass ceiling, right?	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4301	Oh, I didn't expect to see you here.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4302	Cynthia, will you merry me to love each other till death us ...hmm: what is it up here?	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4303	There's a new patron saint of gymnasts in town.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4304	I told you we would be together someday, sweetheart.	1.0526	0.05263	38	37	0	1
4305	You can stretch yours out, just like mine. You just pull it down over your head, wriggle it over your wings, and slide it to pin your wrists against your thighs. Here, let me help you with that!	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4306	Welcome Mr. Trump.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4307	This was a limited edition early bird on Kickstarter.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4308	Do you know where they keep the books of inspirational hymns?	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4309	That Snapple had turned.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4310	I just won a bet with the Big Guy regarding the USA election.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4311	Yup - I'm the Hula Hoop guy.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4312	I confess. It's Halo-Large, for daily use.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4313	This Halo model is hard to live up too!	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4314	Conditional entry. Guess which cardinal sin St. Peter says ...	1.0526	0.05263	38	37	0	1
4315	I know mine's a bit grubby, but it's so awkward getting it off with these damned wings.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4316	Angie greets her Rodeo husband in Heaven	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4317	Of course, you know what they say...big halo, big...	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4318	Even God thinks he has a big head!	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4319	My halo is bigger than your halo, so there!	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4320	...and then Jesus and Paul told me my explanation was quite the Revelation...	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4321	Even with Halos, "Size Does Matter".	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4322	Size matters in the hula hooping community.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4323	You know what they say about the size of a halo; it's all true.	1.0526	0.05263	38	37	0	1
4324	Ok, so your wings are bigger.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4325	I said I was a Giants fan, not a giant!	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4326	I told you, Bob. It's how you use it.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4327	It's okay, but I've totally lost my break-dance head spins.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4328	I gotta leave now.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4329	It turns out size does matter after all.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4330	Personally, I'm pleased you broke the internet.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4331	Once again, Archangel Gabriel attracts a comely angel with his "holier than thou" look.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4332	my ego is too big for heaven	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4333	I am sorry but you need a Calvin Klein gown to get in	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4334	Naw. I really wasn't very good at hula hoops.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4335	My twin brother was a huge jerk.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4336	"See, I told you our behavior was blessed".	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4337	You're right. Size still doesn't matter.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4338	He remembered I used to be the hoola-hoop champion	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4339	A date?! Well...I would, but your halo is a little too hole-y.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4340	I knew it! So it WAS more than once.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4341	Why would you think legacy is how I got here?	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4342	It's called the penis effect...	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4343	My halo size matches my hand size which matches my 'special purpose' size!	1.0526	0.05263	38	37	0	1
4344	He actually apologized for the small hands faux pas, and hoped this would make up for it.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4345	You must be overcompensating for something!	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4346	FLIRTING IN HEAVEN: "Same with me when I got here. There's no gain without pain. You got to stretch that baby, and get it limber, so you can toss it around like a hula hoop. You wanna see?"	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4347	I was yhhhuge down there too.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4348	People prefer men	1.0526	0.05263	38	37	0	1
4349	HALO - R-US....NO DOUBT....	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4350	Your halo is only 70% as big as mine.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4351	I'm very important here and would like to take you under my wing!	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4352	Since we live forever, it just keeps getting bigger. Kinda like our ears before we died.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4353	Mine's a halo hoop, not a thought-equivalent balloon.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4354	You'd think that up here, our halos would be equal.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4355	I apologize. Heaven knows why my order for a small,humble halo got switched to this horrendous hula hoop.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4356	Maybe it's because I served 15 years in the peace corps	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4357	Unfortunately, size doesn't matter here.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4358	So much for breaking the glass ceiling!	1.0526	0.05263	38	37	0	1
4359	You know what they say. The bigger the halo, the bigger the . . . Oh, never mind.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4360	I opted for the super-size me.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4361	It is sort of like the size of your hands	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4362	That's right, another glass ceiling mountain to climb. Don't worry, this time you have all eternity to get there.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4363	But Gabriel, I can't find my sword anywhere.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4364	...but I'd have to leave here.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4365	It's the hole in my imagination	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4366	Wow! You must be best friends with the halo- maker!	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4367	Sorry I'm late, I was having sudden misgivings on murder-suicide.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4368	His standards were a bit higher in the 30's.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4369	Want a Bite of My Apple?	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4370	What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4371	I was a fisherman.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4372	I opted for the hula hoop to try to get in shape!	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4373	You mean size counts...up here?	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4374	You know what they say: Big halo, big goldenrod.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4375	My fingers are big, too!	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4376	See Alice?	1.0526	0.05263	38	37	0	1
4377	Size does matter, I promise I won't disappoint.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4378	Hi Darling!!! You know what they say about an Angle that has a BIG HALO, also has a BIG ****. Do want to go my cloud and listen to some harp music on my stereo???	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4379	I died selling Viagra.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4380	I just never found the right woman – until now !	1.0526	0.05263	38	37	0	1
4381	I knew it!	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4382	It's a new filter.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4383	So size really does matter!	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4384	Because I almost choked on my last one.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4385	Yah Gods my wing-angel	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4386	Why were we so dishonest?	1.0526	0.05263	38	37	0	1
4387	Why yes I did marketing for a fast food chain	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4388	I'm a throwback from the glass ceiling.	1.0526	0.05263	38	37	0	1
4389	I guess you could say I followed all of The Rules.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4390	And so, finally being big in some ways is paying off.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4391	" I thought you said size doesn't matter! " Bridgebody.squarespace.com	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4392	With this enlarged halo, it takes me about five full minutes to harp.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4393	That's not even 79%	1.0526	0.05263	38	37	0	1
4394	The fewer sexual partners, the larger the halo.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4395	Is it true what they say about the size of a man's halo?	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4396	Are we allowed to hula hoop?	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4397	It's not an invisible ceiling that will prevent you from rising in the angelic ranks; it merely indicates that yours is a more focused spirituality.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4398	You’re in heaven. Of course I also have big hands.	1.0526	0.05263	38	37	0	1
4399	I'd say yours is about 73% as big as mine.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4400	I've been spending some time lately under halogen lamps	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4401	It seems the more recommendations, the smaller the halo.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4402	HE told me he doesn't like my holier than thou attitude.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4403	I won it in a prayer card game.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4404	As for my missing rib, dear Eve, up here all is forgiven.	1.0526	0.05263	38	37	0	1
4405	I just decided which one I want to break first.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4406	There's no halo gap.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4407	I'm a fan of Donald Trump and tend to exaggerate.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4408	In heaven, you see, we get to keep our favorite girl, trade in our orange hair, forget all the stupid things we ever said, and still be on top.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4409	"No, I'm afraid I didn't have a clue that you were always hot for me".	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4410	Mr., in case you are wondering.....In heaven, men's glass ceiling is much bigger than that of women's	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4411	So this is Atkins-Heaven?	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4412	I flew in from Hawaii	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4413	...And how much did you smoke Whitney?	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4414	'R' is reverse and 'D' is drive. There, I've said it. Now give me a kiss.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4415	Our wedding will be a double wing ceremony.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4416	In the other life, my thinking was cloudy.	1.0526	0.05263	38	37	0	1
4417	Mine is getting big	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4418	I was such a selfless player in the NBA God made mine more like a basketball hoop.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4419	I pray it won't fade away, ahooo, ahooo.	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4420	'Well, just because you're a politician don't think you are holier than thou.'	1.0526	0.03671	38	36	2	0
4421	Wingsplaining.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4422	I just wanted to tell you how much I loved your brownies.	1.0513	0.05128	39	38	0	1
4423	Why me? Look upward, angel.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4424	The size of my halo is based on the amount of money I paid to my wife's ring.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4425	I brought my hula hoop with me.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4426	I'm really into CrossFit.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4427	We're not permitted to brag but it's a fact that the size of your halo is proportional...	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4428	Oh Lord. Even angels explain things to me.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4429	You may appear with a wider field but females live longer.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4430	Bad Tinder Dates in Heaven: "Its not the only reason they call me Big O."	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4431	What happened to the glass ozone?	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4432	I received this for not watching Adam and Eve's escapades.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4433	I will hire a virologist to tell you why.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4434	So it was Christ with K- just my luck.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4435	Oh Grace, I hope falling for you isn't as bad as falling from you.	1.0513	0.05128	39	38	0	1
4436	Please don't send me elsewhere, please don't send me elsewhere.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4437	The "Halo Supersizer" app unlocked my "beam me up to headquarters" function.	1.0513	0.05128	39	38	0	1
4438	...yeah, you always hear that. But, looks like up here size REALLY doesn't matter...	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4439	You sure we're not over compensating just a little?	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4440	I'm Sid Colgate and it's the original ring of confidence, so pucker up baby - minty heaven!	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4441	It's hard to find magnum hats.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4442	Who do you want to watch over, Clinton or Trump?	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4443	I can offer you a great deal on this hula hoop.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4444	Angel and ANGEL	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4445	You seem incredulous but Bill Cunningham said that big halos are a thing.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4446	My name is Johnny Angel.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4447	Look at this halo! Is this a small halo? I guarantee you there's no problem.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4448	Is there anything to eat around here?	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4449	It's an 'O.' I'm from Orlando.	1.0513	0.05128	39	38	0	1
4450	When it falls, and it will, I'll have a hula hoop we can share.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4451	Lord knows I need a hobby, so this doubles as a hula hoop.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4452	My skills as a lobbyist with the leaders down there helped me with the powers that be up here.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4453	hey bro	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4454	So you see, dear, while all sing is forgiven, Adultery is still worse for women.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4455	Of course my halo is bigger! I earned it by putting up with you all tho	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4456	Sorry, but even up here, I'm still just a show-er.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4457	My mystic chord swells surely as you touch the better angel of my nature.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4458	I don't think you can handle the mansplation for my manspread.	1.0513	0.05128	39	38	0	1
4459	I am sorry that it turns out god is a man.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4460	It must have been my Low T	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4461	Because He's God, the Father.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4462	I honestly do not feel anymore blessed than Kanye West	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4463	Remember Adam and Eve? Sorry, I’m Steve.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4464	Its size doesn't mean I want to lord it over you.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4465	A size 48. Want to hear how over lunch?	1.0513	0.05128	39	38	0	1
4466	Hm, your halo, more than four hours? Better call your maker.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4467	Whoever confused it for theirs at Peter's luau must have the tiniest waist!	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4468	What's five hours in an eternity though?	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4469	Well Hello. I certainly hope size matters.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4470	Incognito browsing? What's that?	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4471	Trust me. It's God who wills it.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4472	...and my halo isn't the only thing that's big. ;)	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4473	No, I'm not hiding small hands.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4474	This is one place bigger doesn't mean better.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4475	It's nearly impossible to use this hula hoop with these wings .	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4476	Where's a good place to get a bite to eat?	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4477	All I said was "I'll miss my lifted truck with 37" tires" and they handed me this halo.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4478	I guess you don't get around much.	1.0513	0.05128	39	38	0	1
4479	I wish I could marry you, but I fear that change is inevitable.	1.0513	0.05128	39	38	0	1
4480	You know the amazing thing is that my angel ring is the same height as others. Go Hoosiers.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4481	It suits you.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4482	Thinking of getting you a hula hoop my angel.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4483	I had better warn you, this is a rented outfit.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4484	Angelsplaining.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4485	I'll let you wear the larger halo 'cause you have the male ego.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4486	Everything they say about large haloes is true.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4487	Everything I know about life here in the sewers I learned from Ed Norton.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4488	Yeah, I worked for Goldman Sachs...why do you ask?	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4489	You always thought things were bigger than they really are.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4490	Trump said if you want the Equal Pay Act you can go to hell	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4491	Honestly, Janice, I don't find St. Peter at all atractive...	1.0513	0.05128	39	38	0	1
4492	Hi, I'm Richard. I invented the Hula Hoop.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4493	Wait until you see my beautiful hands.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4494	So much for the glass ceiling?	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4495	You know what they say: flat flip flies straight.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4496	Second wives have to grow into the job.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4497	Good in bed ? You bet I'm good in bed !	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4498	It's the robe. It's actually an optical illusion... Don't act like you're not impressed!	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4499	They say size doesn't matter, but I say it does.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4500	Well, you know what they say...size matters.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4501	Wow! what a big halo you have! Big ego or do you hoopla hoop?	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4502	Turns out I was just dying to shed those pounds.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4503	You feel the Bern up here? I just hate your holier than thou attitude.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4504	It's just not fair that I make less than you.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4505	Lets just say you must have a big ego...	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4506	Do you come here often?	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4507	(thinking) Right buddy - ain't no way I'm gonna spend any time here with you!	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4508	Listen Ted, you've taken the 'holier than thou' schtick too far this time.	1.0513	0.05128	39	38	0	1
4509	I hope bigger is better in heaven, too.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4510	Looking at your smile I guess size does matter	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4511	I like to think it's more tunic than dress.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4512	Well, if you're going to quote statistics, let's be honest - that halo is a lot less than 78% of mine.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4513	Like my levitating hula hoop?	1.0513	0.05128	39	38	0	1
4514	Could I get your number?" "Mhhm... no.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4515	Your halo looks a little too big for you to be an angel.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4516	Lancelot said you dragons knew how to parry!	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4517	D = 1 / F, where D is the diameter of a spirit's halo, and F the level of romantic stimulation of the past sentient being	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4518	Apparently it's a reflection of my ego.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4519	Yes, Solar Tubes come with an enlarged, special blessing.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4520	My therapist says I have a small penis.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4521	Sure, THAT'S nice, but you have no plans for the future.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4522	No, it doesn't mean I have penis envy!	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4523	What a day! You are here and not in Hollywood.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4524	I was the hula hoop champion in graduate school!	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4525	They're so ... my hands ... I'm telling you ... they so justify the size of my hoop thing.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4526	What do you mean they only come in two sizes?	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4527	I don't care how big your halo is, still not gonna sleep with you.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4528	Let's compare after elections.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4529	I figured if Viagra works for mortals, why not...	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4530	It's bigger because I ate angle hair pasta all my life.	1.0513	0.05128	39	38	0	1
4531	Just tell me it wasn't my brother.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4532	Don't blame me, this comes standard in Trump's heaven.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4533	Come into my circle of love.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4534	I have friend coming up later in case this date doesn't work out	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4535	Well, you know the old saying about the size of your halo and..?	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4536	It was supposed to look more like a parachute, but I guess that I can"t complain.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4537	So, as a former hedge fund manager I knew, my rate of return on virtue would be divine with a beautiful commodity like you.	1.0513	0.05128	39	38	0	1
4538	You'll notice I don't have to take my hands out of my pockets.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4539	I saw it on an infomercial - Hulation- levitating hula hoop.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4540	Looking a little loose, Larry.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4541	I did.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4542	I performed three miracles, but they'd already met this year's quota.	1.0513	0.03578	39	37	2	0
4543	Actually, there's an inverse relationship between size and chauvinism.	1.0500	0.03490	40	38	2	0
4544	This halo comes from a lot of flying time." "This halo comes with a lot flying time.	1.0500	0.03490	40	38	2	0
4545	I guess it's better than the alternative	1.0500	0.03490	40	38	2	0
4546	I said "halo hoop," loser.	1.0500	0.03490	40	38	2	0
4547	Is that you, Donald? Yes, Hillary.	1.0500	0.05000	40	39	0	1
4548	No, it's not overcompensation for my Trump-like physical shortcomings.	1.0500	0.05000	40	39	0	1
4549	You know?! There are 70 more of us.	1.0500	0.03490	40	38	2	0
4550	In regards to my aura, would you consider a pre-nup?	1.0500	0.03490	40	38	2	0
4551	Wow I still feel it, the desire to touch, my halo is swelling.	1.0500	0.03490	40	38	2	0
4552	Really..., Do I have to vote for you too?	1.0500	0.03490	40	38	2	0
4553	I feel my neck heavy	1.0500	0.03490	40	38	2	0
4554	Alas, yes, size still matters even up here to us males.	1.0500	0.03490	40	38	2	0
4555	Maybe up here they’ll think that YOU married up.	1.0500	0.03490	40	38	2	0
4556	Before my passing, I graduated summa cum laude—non-credentialed—from Trump University.	1.0500	0.03490	40	38	2	0
4557	Mine is bigger than yours!	1.0500	0.05000	40	39	0	1
4558	UFO's were my thing.	1.0500	0.05000	40	39	0	1
4559	I know you've seen a lot of these, but never one as big as this.	1.0500	0.03490	40	38	2	0
4560	You may know that the size of my halo is akin to the size of other parts of my anatomy.	1.0500	0.03490	40	38	2	0
4561	It's not that I'm holier than thou, it's just that size does matter.	1.0500	0.03490	40	38	2	0
4562	I'm a virgin and I got a big halo.	1.0500	0.05000	40	39	0	1
4563	Taking you under my wing is really an honor for you.	1.0500	0.05000	40	39	0	1
4564	Let me know if you really want to be an angelic host.	1.0500	0.03490	40	38	2	0
4565	Don't look at me like that! It's not the way it looks. It's ah...ah...a hoola hoop.	1.0500	0.03490	40	38	2	0
4566	Like I said before, we were on a break.	1.0500	0.03490	40	38	2	0
4567	I could use your grandiose halo as a hula hoop!	1.0500	0.03490	40	38	2	0
4568	You know what they say about the size of a man angel's halo . . .	1.0500	0.03490	40	38	2	0
4569	Looks like my 'holier than thou' attitude panned out.	1.0488	0.03406	41	39	2	0
4570	I kind of hate guys that my Dad likes too much, though.	1.0303	0.03077	33	32	1	0
4571	Hi Angel Face! Haven't we "halo-ed" somewhere before?	1.0303	0.03077	33	32	1	0
4572	Well, it's really in how you use it...	1.0303	0.03077	33	32	1	0
4573	Did I tell you Cain was my brother?	1.0294	0.02985	34	33	1	0
4574	Yes, angels can ask each other out; we can also use floss and mouthwash.	1.0294	0.02985	34	33	1	0
4575	Please contest winner news TV snow	1.0294	0.02985	34	33	1	0
4576	I hope you are in to some kinky stuff.	1.0294	0.02985	34	33	1	0
4577	Want to play with my halo?	1.0294	0.02985	34	33	1	0
4578	It always happens when I meet someone with LL initials.	1.0294	0.02985	34	33	1	0
4579	The Big Guy is amused by this phenomenon. He says He's going to try too somehow work it into the new "humans" He's creating.	1.0294	0.02985	34	33	1	0
4580	Take a guess. It is either for men only or I have a helium hula hoop.	1.0294	0.02985	34	33	1	0
4581	I wanted the larger halo	1.0294	0.02985	34	33	1	0
4582	You can always go feel the Bern.	1.0286	0.02899	35	34	1	0
4583	I'd like you to think I'm big everywhere!	1.0286	0.02899	35	34	1	0
4584	My feet aren't the only thing that is proportionally bigger.	1.0286	0.02899	35	34	1	0
4585	Yes, Edward Thorndike would be proud.	1.0286	0.02899	35	34	1	0
4586	I've really lost a lot of weight with the flying around	1.0286	0.02899	35	34	1	0
4587	Is it true what they say about big halos.	1.0286	0.02899	35	34	1	0
4588	Up here men's appendages are small but our Halos are large .	1.0286	0.02899	35	34	1	0
4589	This isn't like mortal sign you can try to disguise...	1.0286	0.02899	35	34	1	0
4590	And then I told him, 'I believe it's pronounce HU-LA.	1.0286	0.02899	35	34	1	0
4591	It's because I do well with heavenly Angels.	1.0286	0.02899	35	34	1	0
4592	The size of this Halo makes me look silly.	1.0286	0.02899	35	34	1	0
4593	People don't always have the same heart you do...	1.0286	0.02899	35	34	1	0
4594	You're right, bigger doesn't, necessarily, mean better...but, in this case, it, necessarily, does!	1.0286	0.02899	35	34	1	0
4595	I was Costco good.	1.0286	0.02899	35	34	1	0
4596	They convinced me it was more in keeping with the spirit than socks.	1.0286	0.02899	35	34	1	0
4597	Well I don't want to brag, but I'm one of the nicest you'll ever meet!	1.0286	0.02899	35	34	1	0
4598	Yeah. Now I know how it feels.	1.0286	0.02899	35	34	1	0
4599	All of her people said if we voted the right way, there'd be a special place in heaven for Super Delegates like me. Now you're telling me there's no sex?!	1.0286	0.02899	35	34	1	0
4600	I just love your ego. Your ego is quite overwhelming!	1.0286	0.02899	35	34	1	0
4601	Think of it this way - you don't have to worry about carrying yours if we get married! Mine's good for both of us!	1.0286	0.02899	35	34	1	0
4602	If I stop drinking RedBull, will my wings disappear?	1.0286	0.02899	35	34	1	0
4603	They're sized to match our egos. You'll note that mine is bigger than yours.	1.0286	0.02899	35	34	1	0
4604	I guess Janice didn't make it, I'm not surprised.	1.0286	0.02899	35	34	1	0
4605	In Heaven, halo size indicates the same thing that hand size means on Earth. I'm just sayin'.	1.0286	0.02899	35	34	1	0
4606	Hi Angel want to hula hoop?	1.0286	0.02899	35	34	1	0
4607	This diet agrees with me.	1.0286	0.02899	35	34	1	0
4608	It's a great honor, but I've had to adopt His neck routine.	1.0286	0.02899	35	34	1	0
4609	“Are you a lucky little lady in the City of Light? Or just another lost angel... City of Night? ” ? Jim Morrison	1.0286	0.02899	35	34	1	0
4610	Size matters ... I think?	1.0286	0.02899	35	34	1	0
4611	I'm a Trump.	1.0286	0.02899	35	34	1	0
4612	I have the best of both worlds - I'm heavenly and huge.	1.0286	0.02899	35	34	1	0
4613	I tipped the guy at the gate and asked for an upgrade. I don't know basketball, but he gave me the best view in the house and kept calling me "hoops." Slam dunk, as they say!	1.0286	0.02899	35	34	1	0
4614	The size of your halo correlates to the abundance of your emotion being felt at that precise moment.	1.0286	0.02899	35	34	1	0
4615	You mean size doesn't matter up here?	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4616	My skylight is bigger than your skylight	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4617	Hillary and Donald for President, for sure!	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4618	The cable company gave me a really great package, including international stations.	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4619	Well, I guess it's because Halo is my favorite video game.	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4620	Heaven hath no joy like a woman scorned.	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4621	Nope. . . I'll check the fladravian.	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4622	You must be confusing me with another ex-boyfriends. One who did always say that size matters.	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4623	Don't laugh. It's the last one. They don't make halos anymore.	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4624	BOB: Once I helped a cat that's probably why I'm here Sarah: Oh brother........	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4625	Why is your Aura so much smaller than mine?	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4626	Rosie, the ring is supposed to go round.	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4627	Yet my penis is still the same size it was on earth.	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4628	Too much goodness spoils its representation.	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4629	I did inherit some from my father, but the vast amount came from my own noblesse oblige	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4630	Does your halo reflect the size of your fingers?	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4631	You got bad directions. The Victoria's Secret fashion show is shooting in Studio A.	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4632	Female angel's thought: "Is he compensating for something?"	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4633	Soooo, I see your halo matches your size.	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4634	Look, I'm just visiting my grandma.	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4635	'Mine's bigger'	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4636	You mean halo size and virtue are NOT correlated?	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4637	I had said I miss you. But believe me, not so soon.	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4638	My financial adviser had me consolidate my accounts.	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4639	But didn't you say size doesn't matter?	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4640	The boy is now in Neverland.	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4641	I posted my political opinions on Facebook.	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4642	It gets bigger every time I pay more taxes.	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4643	Well Cricket, I was a Fortune 500 CEO making $30M per year, 6'4", abs of steel....	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4644	Girl, your halo looks like a hula hoop!	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4645	One of the benefits of male pattern baldness.	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4646	I lived at this freegan house in West Philly way back when, and, I don't know, the big gauge just felt right. I'm not part of 'the scene' or whatever anymore, but I don't regret anything. It was a part of my life, you know?	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4647	Let me take you away from all this.	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4648	Impressive isn't it?	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4649	Right. But you only get to 77 percent after you've been here a while.	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4650	yes , you were late to call , but nothing beats the ring of an apple...	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4651	Yeah, the "one big part means..." line is what got me up here.	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4652	Sorry. Size did matter down there, but definitely doesn't matter up here.	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4653	The bigger your successful interventions, the bigger the halo.	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4654	On the plus side, we've banned that Eric Clapton song up here.	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4655	Yes, I swiped right too.	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4656	okay how we about just give each other massages? or you could just rub it over my pants, that's okay right?	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4657	Higher? My glass ceiling is larger than yours!	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4658	Foam parties ... whoever thought they'd make a comeback?	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4659	I have yuge hands.	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4660	Darn that stick shift!	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4661	You know what they say about guys with big halos, great lovers.	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4662	You only get the big ones when your really really good!	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4663	"Eagle scout as a youth, high school valedictorian, multi-millionaire as an adult. Need I go on?	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4664	You know what they say about gaping halos, right?	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4665	Barbie, does this mean that we're together forever?	1.0278	0.02817	36	35	1	0
4666	I'm sorry, but I've moved on.	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4667	I used to wear my hair like Trump.	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4668	You never know who to trust in the world today.	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4669	Good job Clarence. The boss must have assigned you Charlie Sheen this time.	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4670	I'm reaall good in the sack...	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4671	Men never pay attention. I told my husband John, I said John dear, we need new wheels for the baby's stroller.	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4672	hear about that clinic bombing? yup, that was me	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4673	Oh Donald... Oh Hillary....Oh Donald...Oh Hillary...Oh Donald...Oh Hillary	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4674	You said size doesn't matter!	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4675	Carol, I know that you thought there would be no man-splaining in heaven. Well actually....	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4676	Did you lose your hula hoop?	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4677	So I take it that you're not voting for me?	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4678	Actually, it's about ethics in prophesying.	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4679	Heaven?	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4680	I got it in Williamsburg.	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4681	I don't know anything about raising squid. If that's where this is going.	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4682	There is no glass ceiling for archangels	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4683	It's the last time you'll crash the car!	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4684	How high can you fly?	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4685	It's not me; it's you.	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4686	Even up here the male is exalted but not prettier.	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4687	Ooh. Size does count!!	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4688	It turns out Trump really was the more skilled negotiator.	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4689	The elephant yoni is attracted to the elephant lingam.	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4690	You know what they say about big halos and body parts!	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4691	I was a lawyer and had a house in the Hamptons. Come here often?	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4692	You just act. You don't think.	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4693	great burden."Yes, Angelina, being holier than thou is a	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4694	I know, but I was a bigger sinner.	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4695	I never used Tinder.	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4696	It's a risk.	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4697	Up here it's not about hands.	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4698	Wasn't I good enough for you?	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4699	I would love to stay and chat, but there are 49 beautiful souls that need me right now.	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4700	I'm sorry - but your halo is so obvious.	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4701	Let me know when my halo stops shrinking.	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4702	You're washing your hair this Friday?	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4703	My God, it 's your vaginal ring personified.	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4704	You're no good.	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4705	Really? We dated before you're not that good.	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4706	Do you think I was born dead yesterday? I've seen Pinocchio!	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4707	You have to be in double digits.	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4708	Now, the thing most folks don't understand about the Black Afterlives Matter movement is...	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4709	And you know what they say about men with small hands.	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4710	Trump's hands.	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4711	If you had a blue dress on, I'd really be worried!	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4712	Don't tempt me...I wat to keep my big halo!	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4713	I'm told the big hands myth works differently up here.	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4714	More experience, bigger halo	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4715	Obviously women should go to hell.	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4716	It's my male enhancement halo that got me in	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4717	Sorry, I asked for dollars instead of pennies.	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4718	I also voted for Donald Trump.	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4719	Even here, size does matter to some.	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4720	That's the strangest hat I've ever seen.	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4721	Yah. In my time on earth, I was big into Hoola-hoopin.	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4722	Better really IS bigger.ti	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4723	Hmm, I see my ... halo is not as big as yours	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4724	Give me break! If the American election campaign has taught us anything up here it's that size doesn't matter down there.	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4725	They ran out of stock and had to improvise with a hula-hoop.	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4726	"Hula Hoop".	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4727	Mine is a bigger umbrella.	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4728	Your halo is smaller because you choose to spend more time with your family...	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4729	Blah Blah Blah...	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4730	What do you mean, "Why are my hands in my pockets?" Can't you see how big my halo is?	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4731	I should not brag but the bigger the halo., the bigger the...what was it called again?	1.0270	0.02740	37	36	1	0
4732	Yeah you know the bell-wings connection? This weirdly gets bigger whenever somebody falls into an open manhole. You'll get used to it.	1.0263	0.02667	38	37	1	0
4733	Well, you know we angels don't have pockets.	1.0263	0.02667	38	37	1	0
4734	Well . . . er . . . yeah. That's exactly what it means. My name is Gil by the way. Welcome.	1.0263	0.02667	38	37	1	0
4735	You're looking good. I didn't know angles flew so high.	1.0263	0.02667	38	37	1	0
4736	Whomever said, bigger isn't better, had no clue what they were talking about!	1.0263	0.02667	38	37	1	0
4737	I thought that a hula-hoop is out of fashion nowadays	1.0263	0.02667	38	37	1	0
4738	How did you find your stylist?	1.0263	0.02667	38	37	1	0
4739	It's because God thought I was really good in the chorus.	1.0263	0.02667	38	37	1	0
4740	Yup, large halo means large....	1.0263	0.02667	38	37	1	0
4741	I see that we are going get along quite well and often!	1.0263	0.02667	38	37	1	0
4742	My wife loves your eyes. I love other things also!"	1.0263	0.02667	38	37	1	0
4743	Ah, but the rest of us drinkers didn't rape her.	1.0263	0.02667	38	37	1	0
4744	I know...It's obvious I'm not the bad boy type.	1.0263	0.02667	38	37	1	0
4745	No, really, it's the same size as my shoes.	1.0263	0.02667	38	37	1	0
4746	Jealous, babe?	1.0263	0.02667	38	37	1	0
4747	jrjrjr	1.0256	0.02598	39	38	1	0
4748	Ya know, Hector. Whenever you pop one of those blue pills everything on you swells. Look at the SIZE of your halo..!!	1.0256	0.02598	39	38	1	0
4749	It must be my karma.	1.0256	0.02598	39	38	1	0
4750	I was wrongfully imprisoned for a bit in the 80s	1.0256	0.02598	39	38	1	0
4751	Too bad Date Night is many moons away	1.0256	0.02598	39	38	1	0
4752	Why a hula hoop?	1.0000	0.03077	33	33	0	0
4753	When Bae farts in an elevator...	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4754	Of course, once a bragger, always a bragger.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4755	Yeah, but so what?	1.0000	0.03077	33	33	0	0
4756	I found out "I'm a pilot" pick up line doesn't work up here.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4757	There's a saying up here: the bigger the halo, the better the slip.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4758	The halo is a Geppetto.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4759	You're a jet, but I'm still piston.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4760	Mine is a converted hula hoop	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4761	Actually, I'm not more blessed. The comparative of "holy" and "Holley" has same spelling.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4762	Overcompensating. HE said it’s mine to bare.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4763	I remember that fateful night...the car was stalled...	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4764	I owe it all to Gloria Steinem	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4765	Donald, St. Peter told me your where on the way, but I never knew that small fingers reflected a HUGE halo	1.0000	0.02899	35	35	0	0
4766	... and that's why I'm pro-life.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4767	It's the only was I've found to overcompensate up here.	1.0000	0.02740	37	37	0	0
4768	That's right--we have to wait till everyone gets here.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4769	I don't think that will get you any perks from the Boss.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4770	Yes...the curse of a size 15 shoe...uh...sandal...here in The Cloud....sorry...	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4771	Obviously, it will take less time for your halo to reach this circumference.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4772	it's a vapor cloud thing! You haven't soared through yet.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4773	You wouldn't believe what our daycare charges for parking.	1.0000	0.02899	35	35	0	0
4774	Your halo or mine.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4775	Damn, I've lost my halo through the portal again.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4776	I didn't pick this Halo	1.0000	0.02985	34	34	0	0
4777	Oh, Match.com is so much better than those other sites!	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4778	Believe me, I have no problems in that department, I guarantee it. Actually, I have a slightly smaller than large halo.	1.0000	0.03077	33	33	0	0
4779	Feel it? Til Hades do us part, we're a marriage made in heaven.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4780	I always knew we were meant for each other.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4781	...hope he can't read my mind. "Oh honey! Our glorious reunion at last!" ....If I had even a CLUE he would be here, I would have lived longer or at least been a really bad girl...	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4782	I know he was your best friend, but what was I supposed to do when you were off saving the world?	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4783	Yes I am smug. I don't need such a big halo, I am naturally good and God knows it.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4784	What happens in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas?....ya right.	1.0000	0.02899	35	35	0	0
4785	I love an USA without terrorist attacks and gun violence.” “So do I.	1.0000	0.02899	35	35	0	0
4786	I've been told that size matters.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4787	It's good to have big hands, here and down below.	1.0000	0.02740	37	37	0	0
4788	Jerry's competitive nature received divine dispensation and conspicuous consecration was part of his eternal reward.	1.0000	0.02899	35	35	0	0
4789	I just asked the Big Guy for more J. Lo. on movie night.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4790	Nice to meet you; I'm Richard Knerr.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4791	I never cheated in the hula hoop marathon.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4792	Is that really your hair or did you scalp an angel?	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4793	Oh, that's loop to go to hell."What!?	1.0000	0.02740	37	37	0	0
4794	Hi, Hillary. It's me, Bernie. Things are a little different up here. Aren't they?	1.0000	0.02899	35	35	0	0
4795	(Feb. 2017) Obviously our new President Hillary Clinton's bill is still pending but she'll keep at it and I'll be grandfathered in...its in the fine print!	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4796	Forget what St. Paul said -- Allah il Allah il Allah.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4797	They only an extra-large.	1.0000	0.02740	37	37	0	0
4798	NOT ON YOUR LIFE!	1.0000	0.02899	35	35	0	0
4799	Your is so much bigger than mine.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4800	It IS over-compensation. For my ENORMOUS unmentionable which Paradise forbade me.	1.0000	0.02740	37	37	0	0
4801	Just remember mines a halo yours is a hoopla hoop!!!!!!!	1.0000	0.02740	37	37	0	0
4802	Hey, did you fall from heaven, because I- wait...	1.0000	0.02899	35	35	0	0
4803	You will text while driving. Hope you're satisfied.	1.0000	0.03175	32	32	0	0
4804	It's the score. And yes, like in golf.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4805	a e i O u and sometimes y.	1.0000	0.02899	35	35	0	0
4806	Stick with me, I'm in my 49th shade.	1.0000	0.02899	35	35	0	0
4807	I'll take the Pinot.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4808	Want to fly over to the next cloud for a milkshake?	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4809	Good girls may go to heaven but, unfortunately, the hotties must have gone to hell.	1.0000	0.02899	35	35	0	0
4810	It's not the size of the halo, it's how you use it that counts. However, mine is Yuuuuge.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4811	Halo it's me. I've thought about us for a long, long time	1.0000	0.03077	33	33	0	0
4812	It got caught in a propeller.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4813	Big halo, big...	1.0000	0.02985	34	34	0	0
4814	Say 'That's what she said' again. I dare ya.	1.0000	0.02899	35	35	0	0
4815	You know what they say about haloes...	1.0000	0.02899	35	35	0	0
4816	Sorry - "I cannot give you a ring for there is no jewelry store here.	1.0000	0.02899	35	35	0	0
4817	Hey, Big Halo, wanna come fly with me? Let's fly, let's fly away down to Acapulco Bay.	1.0000	0.02899	35	35	0	0
4818	Bae, you should have had the angel food cake.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4819	Actually it's pronounced like heave. Heave-en.	1.0000	0.02899	35	35	0	0
4820	"No- it's real; besides, that was just 20 minutes of action".	1.0000	0.02740	37	37	0	0
4821	I just knew you were coming !	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4822	I developed the video game, Halo, so they decided I deserved a bigger one when I arrived.	1.0000	0.02667	38	38	0	0
4823	Yeah, it's Donald Trump's kid. Obviously compensating for his tiny little binky.	1.0000	0.02740	37	37	0	0
4824	It's all about the girth.	1.0000	0.02740	37	37	0	0
4825	They told me I flirted too much in College!	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4826	You told me that He liked a bigger halo, but he said that its good that my head was big enough to fit into it.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4827	Ok---do you have a cigarette?	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4828	Upgrade your firmware , eeeesh , sorry I meant to say software ...	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4829	Well I was killed by the bigger guy, so I get the bigger halo.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4830	My ring is bigger than yours, ha, ha!	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4831	Pray tell....still wearing that same old dress!	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4832	Who's more of an angle now? I have the bigger halo.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4833	I worked in product development at McDonalds.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4834	I've been told Size really does matter.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4835	My hole in the sky gives me more mobility	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4836	No that we feel younger and happy, can we try to unite the DNC and GOP	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4837	No more Porsches for you, naughty girl.	1.0000	0.02899	35	35	0	0
4838	I won the Mine Is Bigger Then Yours contest.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4839	This way, it's better for hula-hooping.	1.0000	0.02899	35	35	0	0
4840	They knew I played bowling.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4841	God only knows. But it must have something to do with the better angels of our nature.	1.0000	0.02899	35	35	0	0
4842	I moved to Westchester for this?	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4843	I hear it's directly proportional to the amount of times you posted about social justice on Facebook." "Really? I thought it was about ego.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4844	Halos were based on self-review so as a mediocre white man what did you expect.	1.0000	0.02899	35	35	0	0
4845	Can you help me hide from Donald Trump?	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4846	Sup Angel I am willing to shrink my halo down a few notches if you know what I mean." "Yeah Ted, that is the problem with all you guys and your big halos. Nothin but a bunch of amateurs	1.0000	0.02740	37	37	0	0
4847	Divine justice -- a match made in heaven and I'm stuck at halo's length!	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4848	Well, God said it wasn't immaculate this time...	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4849	I was in the never-Hillary camp," says female angel. Male angel responds, "I was in the never-Trump camp. Wait, what are BOTH of us doing here?	1.0000	0.02740	37	37	0	0
4850	Now that you're here, together we'll fight the old patriarchy.	1.0000	0.02985	34	34	0	0
4851	looks like a transgender halo to me dear	1.0000	0.02740	37	37	0	0
4852	— Halo, I'm Meg, what's your name?	1.0000	0.02899	35	35	0	0
4853	I always believed, one day, she would be president.	1.0000	0.02985	34	34	0	0
4854	This place increased their cover.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4855	........ and the worst part is I had three kids with her too....9	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4856	You're a devil in heaven.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4857	The woman god is trying to punch the man god during he is closing his eyes!	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4858	Before your wingspan, the frontal assault on you. Badda-Bing!	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4859	Salam! Are you one of the seventy-two virgins I was promised?	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4860	It's probably symbolic due to me being the tenth child born into a Catholic family.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4861	'97 was the last year I'd work detail on Clinton	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4862	Mine takes more work than yours to keep it clean.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4863	I had halo envy.	1.0000	0.02899	35	35	0	0
4864	girl angel That halo so doesn't look good on you.	1.0000	0.02740	37	37	0	0
4865	I don't usually tell this story, but, I was Hula Champion of the World until I got my wings...	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4866	Just hold on to me and you'll grow too	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4867	Just keep it low profile. It is difficult at first, but you'll get used to it.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4868	My achievements were greater than you. I am going to be a president next year.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4869	Ah hi, John, new here. Appears this is my "big enough to spoil you for heaven" phase.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4870	My brother will be here in a minute. He just stopped off to go to the bathroom.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4871	So you have your wings, don't expect a bigger Halo!	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4872	You are a beautiful little angel,who inspires the importance of heavenly bliss.	1.0000	0.03077	33	33	0	0
4873	If we get to a hill, I'm turning around.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4874	Check out my custom made 20 inch cast aluminum halo wheel.	1.0000	0.02740	37	37	0	0
4875	not to be holier than though...but or You new around here? I haven't seen you round this cloud before	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4876	"You know what they say about a big halo, right gorgeous?" Proving for all eternity that once a smarmy guy . . .	1.0000	0.02740	37	37	0	0
4877	"eve	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4878	I was a curator at Dia Beacon.	1.0000	0.03077	33	33	0	0
4879	It's the dollar halo to your 79 cents one	1.0000	0.02899	35	35	0	0
4880	I really thought angels don't have gender but this is too much!	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4881	i didn't know you could sing in heaven brother.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4882	Don't know, even the saints' are smaller	1.0000	0.02899	35	35	0	0
4883	I'm always imagining it's bigger.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0
4884	There's nothing I can do. He can't stop eating cheeseburgers. And each one adds another inch to my figure.	1.0000	0.02817	36	36	0	0

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