Contest #524


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524


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2016-05-30
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2016-06-12 (estimated)
Number of captions 3963
Number of responses 172680
Number of participants 6718


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Take the picture, dammit, take the picture! 1.7472 0.04255 360 174 103 83
1 If I don't kill you the smoking will. 1.6995 0.05041 213 99 79 35
2 Remember, it’s ‘Touché!’ not ‘Flambé!’ 1.6649 0.05540 188 96 59 33
3 This seems to be a case of reptile dysfunction. 1.6608 0.05203 227 121 62 44
4 Are you licensed to carry small arms? 1.6597 0.04436 288 147 92 49
5 Don't give me that endangered species crap! 1.6502 0.05178 223 119 63 41
6 Harry has his usual dream before his mother-in-law's visit. 1.6348 0.04541 282 152 81 49
7 Did your momma tell you there would be knights like this? 1.6217 0.04931 230 124 69 37
8 Smoke-blowing, tiny hands - I know a Trumpasaurus when I see one! 1.6158 0.05755 190 110 43 37
9 Trust me, this is wrong on so many levels. 1.6105 0.06358 172 106 27 39
10 just as I suspected all puff no magic 1.6000 0.05157 205 113 61 31
11 Hold your fire! 1.5843 0.05498 178 100 52 26
12 Maybe the song was about pot after all. 1.5793 0.05801 164 94 45 25
13 Blowhard. Tiny hands. Republican, right? 1.5541 0.06235 148 90 34 24
14 Smoking is bad for your lunge. 1.5435 0.06008 138 80 41 17
15 It must be June, the Knights keep getting shorter. 1.5344 0.06793 131 84 24 23
16 It's a fair fight as long as you keep your mouth shut. 1.5333 0.06366 120 70 36 14
17 On second thought, let's go with rock paper scissors. 1.5303 0.05735 132 74 46 12
18 Not to be a nag, but if I don't kill you, all that smoking certainly will. 1.5290 0.05836 138 80 43 15
19 I'm sorry I said you had small hands. 1.5238 0.06346 126 76 34 16
20 These things tend to dragon. 1.5091 0.06803 110 68 28 14
21 I knew Saint George. You're no Saint George. 1.5088 0.06965 114 73 24 17
22 Hey, LOTS of dragons have projectile dysfunction. 1.5086 0.06536 116 71 31 14
23 It's parry and thrust, not parry, thrust and singe. There is NO singe. Now, once again.... 1.5082 0.06295 122 74 34 14
24 This princess better be worth it. 1.5040 0.05970 125 74 39 12
25 It suddenly dawned on Sir Desmond that Second Hand Smoke was the least of his worries. 1.5000 0.06932 102 63 27 12
26 If I don't get you the smoking will. 1.5000 0.06591 112 69 30 13
27 Touche or Flambe? 1.5000 0.06464 106 63 33 10
28 I'll teach you to frolick in the autumn mist! 1.4961 0.06970 127 87 17 23
29 Your technique is good but I'm not sensing any fire in the belly. 1.4956 0.06667 113 71 28 14
30 For all this effort you better taste like chicken. 1.4932 0.05256 146 85 50 11
31 I can't believe you're still smoking. 1.4902 0.06645 102 62 30 10
32 Rules are rules...You can't bring fire to a knifefight 1.4884 0.05939 129 79 37 13
33 You know the rules: fire beats shield, shield beats sword, sword beats fire. 1.4872 0.06606 117 75 27 15
34 Ok, she's looking over, act like you're super scared, and in pain. 1.4867 0.06044 113 67 37 9
35 I liked it better when you were just my imaginary friend 1.4851 0.06542 101 61 31 9
36 You always get this way when you try to quit smoking. 1.4828 0.06181 116 71 34 11
37 Stop complaining. You got to choose the weapons last time. 1.4819 0.07543 83 52 22 9
38 I'm over with feeling the burn. 1.4800 0.07314 100 66 20 14
39 Not so fearsome with your pilot light out, are you? 1.4775 0.06380 111 69 31 11
40 Just as I figured. All smoke and no fire. 1.4771 0.06196 109 66 34 9
41 Sorry I called your wife hot. 1.4766 0.06685 107 68 27 12
42 Hey, either I'll do it, or your vet will. 1.4757 0.07014 103 67 23 13
43 I meant filthy stinking beast in the intellectual sense. 1.4732 0.06707 112 73 25 14
44 It appears that my arms reduction strategy is working! 1.4722 0.06372 108 67 31 10
45 I hit a nerve when I called you a dragon with a girl tattoo. 1.4717 0.06458 106 66 30 10
46 Of course the second hand smoke scares me. 1.4673 0.06273 107 66 32 9
47 I'm just not feelin' the burn 1.4660 0.06444 103 64 30 9
48 My life coach told me to think of you as a gecko. 1.4632 0.06989 95 61 24 10
49 Thanks for helping me impress the princess. I owe you one. 1.4600 0.06264 100 61 32 7
50 Hey! You can't bring a flamethrower to a knife fight. 1.4600 0.06730 100 64 26 10
51 What exactly did you expect when you said no to arbitration? 1.4545 0.06840 88 55 26 7
52 I thought you lived by the sea. 1.4545 0.06776 99 64 25 10
53 Funny - I thought your sword would be bigger. 1.4526 0.06820 95 61 25 9
54 You're not too big to flail. 1.4490 0.07124 98 66 20 12
55 A small arms battle 1.4468 0.07032 94 62 22 10
56 According to the app, you were supposed to be an "easy slay." 1.4457 0.06975 92 60 23 9
57 Don't tell me you're STILL fuming that Peter, Paul, and Mary didn't pay you royalties!? 1.4457 0.07144 92 61 21 10
58 Ok Ok.. I am sorry about the tiny hands reference 1.4455 0.06521 101 65 27 9
59 You're still holding a grudge because I said the song was about drugs? 1.4444 0.07211 99 68 18 13
60 Do you know what they say about dragons with tiny hands? 1.4409 0.07246 93 63 19 11
61 Carbon emission limits are a real bummer, eh? 1.4409 0.07562 93 65 15 13
62 Has anyone ever told you you have tiny arms? 1.4409 0.07865 93 67 11 15
63 If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kingdom! 1.4396 0.07025 91 60 22 9
64 I still can't believe this counts as college credit. 1.4382 0.08141 89 65 9 15
65 Make it look good....my girlfriend is watching 1.4382 0.06771 89 57 25 7
66 Exercise is a great start but, now you need to stop smoking. 1.4375 0.06916 96 64 22 10
67 Try making an effort, will you? No wonder you're practically extinct. 1.4368 0.06879 87 56 24 7
68 Moments later, Trogdor tired of swordplay and simply ate Steve. 1.4362 0.07341 94 65 17 12
69 Whaddya mean I’m toast. 1.4348 0.06791 92 60 24 8
70 I miss the old flame. 1.4348 0.07134 92 62 20 10
71 In the original script, I think you were supposed to be a windmill. 1.4333 0.07075 90 60 21 9
72 Your arms looked a lot bigger on Facebook. 1.4333 0.07586 90 63 15 12
73 My kingdom, my rules. 1.4333 0.06713 90 58 25 7
74 Puff all you want. The song was about smoking pot... not you. 1.4321 0.07845 81 56 15 10
75 AhHa! Never faced a southpaw, have you ? 1.4316 0.06964 95 64 21 10
76 I might not kill you, but smoking will. 1.4286 0.07185 91 62 19 10
77 I never realized that knights were real 1.4286 0.07814 84 59 14 11
78 Oh sorry, I guess you can't put one arm behind your back 1.4286 0.07243 84 56 20 8
79 You're lucky I don't have a pen with me. 1.4270 0.07303 89 61 18 10
80 I hear you taste like chicken. 1.4270 0.07126 89 60 20 9
81 Agreed - you won't breathe fire and I won't make any jokes about your ludicrously small baby hands 1.4240 0.05931 125 84 29 12
82 It’s good to see more people are fighting secondhand smoke! 1.4239 0.06778 92 61 23 8
83 Ha! Is that the best you've got? No wonder they call you 'Puff'.... 1.4217 0.07297 83 56 19 8
84 You're imaginary, I'm a fashion nightmare. ..let's call it a draw. 1.4217 0.07496 83 57 17 9
85 "Ha ha, looks like your pilot light has gone out again". 1.4217 0.07297 83 56 19 8
86 I don't make the law. No open flames during the dry season. 1.4217 0.07093 83 55 21 7
87 Cut! Refuel the dragon. 1.4211 0.07554 76 51 18 7
88 You are really ruining fantasy camp for me. 1.4205 0.07178 88 60 19 9
89 Yeah, well, if you're Puff, I'm your Puff Daddy. 1.4198 0.07215 81 54 20 7
90 Yes, and I would rather be using a lance, so it IS fair. 1.4186 0.07298 86 59 18 9
91 Hang on while I stick a few marshmellows on the end of my sword. 1.4186 0.07298 86 59 18 9
92 Careful little man, I'm packing heat! 1.4167 0.07063 72 46 22 4
93 It is rude to play with your food 1.4167 0.07423 84 58 17 9
94 You have awfully short arms for a metaphor. 1.4167 0.07026 84 56 21 7
95 Of course it's fair! I'm fighting left-handed! 1.4146 0.06245 82 51 28 3
96 "Nessie--I am your father. 1.4146 0.07554 82 57 16 9
97 Let the record show that I preferred arbitration. 1.4146 0.06481 82 52 26 4
98 I've warned you before, this is a non-smoking kingdom! 1.4146 0.06481 82 52 26 4
99 Fortunately for me, I don't think you know where your advantage lies. 1.4138 0.07042 87 59 20 8
100 Don't blame me. It was the Round Table that enacted the smoking ban. 1.4118 0.06328 85 54 27 4
101 Wait. Let's do a selfie. 1.4118 0.07352 85 59 17 9
102 Out of fuel, big boy? 1.4112 0.06362 107 73 24 10
103 And now you say "touché!" Isn't this more fun?! 1.4105 0.06436 95 63 25 7
104 I should have taken this class online. 1.4096 0.07280 83 57 18 8
105 How can you expect to survive if you don't evolve? 1.4096 0.06865 83 55 22 6
106 Feel the burn! 1.4096 0.06647 83 54 24 5
107 Smoking doth cause lung cancer, heart disease, emphysema, and may complicate pregnancy, yet thou doth persist. 1.4096 0.07479 83 58 16 9
108 See, right there! You did it again! You're bending your elbow. 1.4091 0.06788 88 59 22 7
109 It's probably acid reflux. 1.4079 0.07298 76 51 19 6
110 Do I smell damsel on your breath? 1.4074 0.07407 81 56 17 8
111 Sorry, but the castle grounds are now all smoke free. 1.4074 0.07407 81 56 17 8
112 I am sorry that it has come to this, but the sign very clearly said 'No Smoking'. 1.4074 0.07196 81 55 19 7
113 You look farmiliar. Didn't we use to frolic together in a land called Honnah Lee? 1.4070 0.07648 86 62 13 11
114 I didn't say do you want a match, I said do you have a match? 1.4070 0.06486 86 56 25 5
115 You've lost that fire in the belly, Puff! 1.4070 0.06694 86 57 23 6
116 I thought you said you were going to stop smoking 1.4054 0.08145 74 53 12 9
117 You're no fun anymore since you switched to vaping. 1.4051 0.07541 79 55 16 8
118 Hell of a day to catch a cold, hey? 1.4051 0.07541 79 55 16 8
119 I'm going to help you quit smoking, even if it kills me! 1.4048 0.07209 84 58 18 8
120 Wait a minute, when did you get opposable thumbs? 1.4048 0.06800 84 56 22 6
121 That's not what I meant when I suggested we warm up. 1.4048 0.07597 84 60 14 10
122 Oh yeah? Well, your momma is so old she looks like a T. rex! 1.4045 0.07447 89 64 14 11
123 Puff, really? I thought you lived by the sea. 1.4028 0.07827 72 50 15 7
124 Merrily, Sir Galahad continued in gallant swordplay despite a vague, but growing suspicion that his opponent was somehow holding back… 1.4024 0.07733 82 59 13 10
125 Biodiversity my ass...you're going down! 1.4024 0.07925 82 60 11 11
126 I can't believe we use the same blacksmith. 1.4000 0.07672 80 57 14 9
127 Actually, I do mind if you smoke while I'm eaten. 1.4000 0.07463 80 56 16 8
128 Darn it, we forgot the marshmallows again. 1.4000 0.07955 60 40 16 4
129 Yeah, well I'm not really left handed either. 1.4000 0.06797 80 53 22 5
130 This is nonsense. I'll just pay the emissions tax. 1.3978 0.06689 93 64 21 8
131 I am not going to waste my breath on you. 1.3976 0.06844 83 56 21 6
132 In the end it was the smoking that finally slayed the dragon. 1.3974 0.07815 78 56 13 9
133 I swear, the princess didn't tell me she had a boyfriend. 1.3974 0.06910 78 52 21 5
134 Many years later Little Jackie Paper and Puff attempt a reunion but the magic just isn’t there. 1.3974 0.07599 78 55 15 8
135 So, when did you switch to vaping? 1.3973 0.07981 73 52 13 8
136 Pilot out again? 1.3973 0.07489 73 50 17 6
137 you might feel a little prick. 1.3964 0.06041 111 76 26 9
138 We had a deal - no fire and I fight left-handed! 1.3951 0.06956 81 55 20 6
139 See? It's not only fair, it's more fun! 1.3951 0.06956 81 55 20 6
140 I thought we agreed --no Mexican food before the duel. 1.3947 0.07741 76 54 14 8
141 Ha ha! I have a shield and you don't! 1.3944 0.07633 71 49 16 6
142 Your challenge, my choice of weapons. Deal with it. 1.3924 0.06841 79 53 21 5
143 Spare my life and I'll pay for your braces. 1.3924 0.07732 79 57 13 9
144 If you were really a "magic dragon" you wouldn't need the sword. 1.3919 0.07653 74 52 15 7
145 Saint George. What's yours? 1.3906 0.08515 64 46 11 7
146 Good thing I won the coin toss. 1.3896 0.07197 77 53 18 6
147 Okay, she's watching now. Make your death look realistic. 1.3896 0.07431 77 54 16 7
148 Come on, fight like a man! 1.3896 0.07431 77 54 16 7
149 Actually, I prefer the online game. 1.3896 0.06705 77 51 22 4
150 Take it easy, I wasn't referring to you when I said small arms. 1.3896 0.07197 77 53 18 6
151 Touche? Flambe! 1.3875 0.06772 80 54 21 5
152 Attempting to get back into show business, Puff reluctantly auditions for Fencing with the Stars. 1.3867 0.07076 75 51 19 5
153 Let's just do Rock Paper Scissors and call it a day. 1.3867 0.06816 75 50 21 4
154 Now isn't this fairer? 1.3860 0.08209 57 39 14 4
155 Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You barbecued my father. Prepare to die. 1.3846 0.07575 78 56 14 8
156 I want to talk to the director about this scene. 1.3846 0.06884 78 53 20 5
157 So tomorrow, you bring the fire and I'll bring the marshmallows. 1.3836 0.07955 73 53 12 8
158 Well, you knew Steve would give you indigestion. 1.3836 0.07461 73 51 16 6
159 You are so predictable - thrust, parry, engulf with flames. 1.3836 0.06652 73 48 22 3
160 It's not about size--it's how you use it. 1.3824 0.08123 68 49 12 7
161 Do you REALLY need that sword? 1.3824 0.08123 68 49 12 7
162 It's always a battle to stop you from smoking. 1.3816 0.07247 76 53 17 6
163 Relax your shoulders. 1.3816 0.07485 76 54 15 7
164 And suddenly shish kebab was invented. 1.3816 0.07940 76 56 11 9
165 If I hear that Peter Paul and Mary song one more time I will have to kill you. 1.3810 0.08595 63 46 10 7
166 I never knew how real fighting your imaginary demons could be. 1.3803 0.07864 71 51 13 7
167 Looks like you picked a bad day to quit smoking! 1.3803 0.07864 71 51 13 7
168 Why do I get the feeling you're holding something back? 1.3803 0.07334 71 49 17 5
169 What part of "Smoke-Free Zone" don't you understand? 1.3803 0.07334 71 49 17 5
170 You should see my pen! 1.3803 0.07864 71 51 13 7
171 You know, we've got most everything we need to make smores. 1.3797 0.07274 79 56 16 7
172 Your years of smoking have slowed you down. 1.3793 0.06789 87 61 19 7
173 My offer to debate is still open. 1.3784 0.06295 74 48 24 2
174 Great. Another blowhard bully, with curiously tiny hands. 1.3784 0.07864 74 54 12 8
175 So much for frolicking in the autumn mist. 1.3784 0.07123 74 51 18 5
176 You've really gotten stronger since you quit smoking! 1.3784 0.07378 74 52 16 6
177 Yeah, just another monster with small hands, blowin' smoke. 1.3768 0.08023 69 50 12 7
178 You said you quit smoking. 1.3768 0.06879 69 46 20 3
179 You do realize this is a designated non smoking area 1.3766 0.06927 77 53 19 5
180 Stop complaining. We tossed a coin, you lost, I get to choose weapons. 1.3766 0.06927 77 53 19 5
181 I know - it isn't fair! But they don't allow open fires. 1.3766 0.07169 77 54 17 6
182 It's called cross-training. 1.3766 0.06414 77 51 23 3
183 Thanks for leveling the playing field. 1.3750 0.07251 72 50 17 5
184 You know you could just eat me, right? 1.3750 0.07251 72 50 17 5
185 None of this matters if there's a third party candidate. 1.3733 0.07775 75 55 12 8
186 I, for one, am happy about the new emissions regulations. 1.3733 0.07775 75 55 12 8
187 It looked much bigger online 1.3729 0.08682 59 43 10 6
188 Runnin' out of steam, are we? 1.3714 0.07099 70 48 18 4
189 Well, you should have thought about your tiny arms before you agreed to this. 1.3714 0.07099 70 48 18 4
190 Please don't sneeze. 1.3714 0.07385 70 49 16 5
191 Would you mind not smoking? 1.3699 0.07169 73 51 17 5
192 Look mean. My lady friend is watching. 1.3684 0.06969 76 53 18 5
193 Oh stop fuming! You agreed to the rules. 1.3684 0.06168 76 50 24 2
194 Don't blame me -- this is the way George R.R. Martin wrote it. 1.3676 0.07229 68 47 17 4
195 Looks like Puff is having a rough knight. 1.3676 0.07526 68 48 15 5
196 Does this shield make me look fat? 1.3662 0.07570 71 51 14 6
197 I never fight fire with fire. 1.3659 0.06379 82 56 22 4
198 Dude...not fair....you have a shield. 1.3649 0.07833 74 55 11 8
199 How not to train your dragon. 1.3649 0.06823 74 51 19 4
200 You're not even her type. 1.3649 0.08066 74 56 9 9
201 I could kill you by breathing fire but I am trying to reduce my carbon foot print. 1.3649 0.07346 74 53 15 6
202 I'm fine--it's a dry heat. 1.3636 0.07973 66 48 12 6
203 No, no....It's parry, parry, thrust. Do it again, and don't get all steamed up this time. 1.3625 0.06714 80 56 19 5
204 I'll bet you taste like chicken. 1.3623 0.07988 69 51 11 7
205 I, for one, love the new rules of engagement: no fire-breathing, no pants. 1.3623 0.08251 69 52 9 8
206 Wow! Your right arm is getting stronger! 1.3623 0.07436 69 49 15 5
207 I think I'm going to use this as my profile pic. 1.3621 0.08412 58 42 11 5
208 Good news! Smoking won't be the death of you. 1.3611 0.07215 72 51 16 5
209 It was a lot more exciting before the emission standards. 1.3607 0.08439 61 45 10 6
210 Remember, we used to frolic in the autumn mist! Can't we just talk this out? 1.3607 0.07404 61 42 16 3
211 All this just for a job at Medieval Times? 1.3600 0.07011 75 53 17 5
212 You do know that smoking could kill you? 1.3600 0.07011 75 53 17 5
213 George. Saint George. 1.3600 0.07263 75 54 15 6
214 Relax George, if we weren't playing Renaissance faires, we'd be ubering! 1.3600 0.07507 75 55 13 7
215 Does this sword make my arms look short? 1.3594 0.08442 64 48 9 7
216 It's the second hand smoke that will kill me. 1.3594 0.07832 64 46 13 5
217 If it makes you feel better, win or lose, we both get a trophy. 1.3582 0.07275 67 47 16 4
218 Decades after they parted, Little Jackie Paper regrets his decision to reconnect with Puff. 1.3582 0.08154 67 50 10 7
219 If I win you have to take me flying. 1.3582 0.06957 67 46 18 3
220 Gotcha! Your pilot-light just went out. 1.3582 0.07579 67 48 14 5
221 I'll stop smiting when you quit smoking. 1.3582 0.08154 67 50 10 7
222 I know how this ends George... and I don't like it. 1.3582 0.07275 67 47 16 4
223 You know what they say about dragons with small hands . . . 1.3571 0.08149 70 53 9 8
224 I warned you never to call me "PUFF". 1.3571 0.07890 70 52 11 7
225 Sword shops really need to do better background checks. 1.3571 0.08399 70 54 7 9
226 My name is Inigo Montoya, you incinerated my father, prepare to die. 1.3571 0.07890 70 52 11 7
227 Would you like a mint? 1.3571 0.07347 70 50 15 5
228 You don't bring a knife to a fire breathing contest. 1.3571 0.07624 70 51 13 6
229 Say, wouldn't you rather frolic in the autumn mist? 1.3571 0.07890 70 52 11 7
230 So, that's why they call you Puff. 1.3562 0.06861 73 51 18 4
231 At your age no wonder you're burned out!! 1.3562 0.07648 73 54 12 7
232 Give up now or I tell you the ending to "Game of Thrones." 1.3553 0.07183 76 55 15 6
233 You were a lot more fun before you switched to vaping. 1.3553 0.07183 76 55 15 6
234 Wait! We might have a shared ancestry. Notice the shortened length of our non-dueling arms. 1.3538 0.07731 65 47 13 5
235 Wait - You're left handed? 1.3538 0.07082 65 45 17 3
236 That little hand tells me you're on your way to extinction, mister! 1.3529 0.07773 68 50 12 6
237 Actually, on second thoughts, this town is big enough for both of us. 1.3529 0.06547 68 46 20 2
238 I knew the HBO series would diverge from the books, but this seems like a bit of a stretch. 1.3529 0.07486 68 49 14 5
239 I have a shot at this if he doesn't sneeze... 1.3529 0.07486 68 49 14 5
240 Perhaps my shield affords me an unfair advantage 1.3529 0.07186 68 48 16 4
241 Next round, we fight fire with fire. 1.3529 0.07486 68 49 14 5
242 Let's see who goes extinct 1.3521 0.07532 71 52 13 6
243 Shoe's untied! 1.3521 0.06978 71 50 17 4
244 After this, do you want to go frolic in the Autumn mist? 1.3521 0.06683 71 49 19 3
245 I see you're still using the patch. 1.3521 0.06683 71 49 19 3
246 Hey, you're shoe lace is untied. 1.3500 0.07450 60 42 15 3
247 You'll feel a bigger sense of accomplishment if you beat me on my terms. 1.3492 0.08515 63 48 8 7
248 Well, I couldn't figure out how to fight fire with fire... 1.3492 0.07890 63 46 12 5
249 You know, smoking will kill you. 1.3492 0.07890 63 46 12 5
250 Didn't we work together on Games of Thrones? 1.3492 0.06848 63 43 18 2
251 I don't think the princess is buying it. Duel like you mean it! Duel like you mean it! 1.3492 0.07890 63 46 12 5
252 Okay, I'll take back what I said about 'small hands'. 1.3492 0.07559 63 45 14 4
253 Winner, winner, pterodactyl dinner. 1.3485 0.07631 66 48 13 5
254 Need a breath mint? 1.3485 0.07931 66 49 11 6
255 Looks like you ran out of gas. 1.3485 0.07631 66 48 13 5
256 With you facing tougher emission standards, this could be our last duel. 1.3485 0.06994 66 46 17 3
257 Between you and me, I've been feeling a little burnt out myself lately. 1.3485 0.07631 66 48 13 5
258 Vegas has me as a 70-1 dog. Want to make a little money? 1.3478 0.07677 69 51 12 6
259 I know the regular cartoonist is on vacation! Let's just get through this. 1.3478 0.07677 69 51 12 6
260 You may not pass. This is a smoke-free fiefdom. 1.3478 0.07677 69 51 12 6
261 This time I'll beat you left handed. 1.3478 0.07394 69 50 14 5
262 Twelve feet tall, yet look at the size of those hands. 1.3478 0.08213 69 53 8 8
263 Medieval Times better give me a raise. 1.3478 0.07100 69 49 16 4
264 'I hate a sword loser." 1.3478 0.08213 69 53 8 8
265 Thou willist abide by the no-smoking statutes of this land, or feel the sharp edge of my sword! 1.3472 0.07175 72 52 15 5
266 Not fair. I'm breathing second hand smoke. 1.3472 0.06305 72 49 21 2
267 It's still not fair. You have an opposable thumb. 1.3448 0.08714 58 44 8 6
268 Have you ever noticed that your right arm is longer than your left? 1.3443 0.08059 61 45 11 5
269 You're toast! 1.3443 0.07712 61 44 13 4
270 Your belch is worse than your bite. 1.3443 0.07350 61 43 15 3
271 Are you sure you're in the right movie? 1.3443 0.06968 61 42 17 2
272 You mother was a tadpole! 1.3438 0.07785 64 47 12 5
273 Your fly is undone! 1.3438 0.07785 64 47 12 5
274 Just kidding! I'm not really Inigo Montoya! 1.3438 0.07785 64 47 12 5
275 Tiny hands, tiny sword. Just as I thought. 1.3438 0.07120 64 45 16 3
276 Because this will look great on my resume, that's why! 1.3438 0.07120 64 45 16 3
277 Don't you know it's not nice to play with your food. 1.3438 0.07120 64 45 16 3
278 Make it look good for the first two rounds. 1.3438 0.07120 64 45 16 3
279 you know what they say about dragons with small swords? 1.3438 0.07785 64 47 12 5
280 Too bad you've lost your spark. 1.3438 0.08097 64 48 10 6
281 Look ,I'm just stating a fact: you have tiny hands. 1.3433 0.07829 67 50 11 6
282 I never played a lefty before! 1.3433 0.07228 67 48 15 4
283 No, I said you must have a tiny wick. 1.3433 0.07829 67 50 11 6
284 How long will this fight drag-on? 1.3433 0.07829 67 50 11 6
285 Hard to believe in evolution when I look at those arms! 1.3433 0.07228 67 48 15 4
286 You weren't expecting a lefty, were you? 1.3433 0.07228 67 48 15 4
287 Feel free to fly away any time. 1.3433 0.07228 67 48 15 4
288 You know, "freestyle" is so 1380's. 1.3429 0.06714 70 49 18 3
289 Methinks someone has lost the ol' fire in the belly. 1.3429 0.07583 70 52 12 6
290 I see you're still smoking. 1.3390 0.07494 59 42 14 3
291 And that e-cigarette does not make you look cool. 1.3390 0.08237 59 44 10 5
292 My motto, Sir: Épée, Touché, Flambé. 1.3390 0.07875 59 43 12 4
293 If I surrender now will you give me my pants back? 1.3390 0.07494 59 42 14 3
294 You're not so tough with a sinus infection, are you? 1.3387 0.07607 62 45 13 4
295 Winner gets tickets to Hamilton 1.3387 0.07947 62 46 11 5
296 What are we doing? Best of five? 1.3387 0.07251 62 44 15 3
297 Good! Now, you teach me how to breathe fire! 1.3387 0.07251 62 44 15 3
298 Don't let me win, just because I'm your boss. 1.3387 0.07607 62 45 13 4
299 I hope this doesn't end up in The New Yorker. That would be embarrassing. 1.3385 0.07683 65 48 12 5
300 You do realize this is a no smoking arena? 1.3385 0.07029 65 46 16 3
301 You're lucky my pilot light is out. 1.3385 0.07683 65 48 12 5
302 OK, I take it back. You don't have silly little arms. 1.3385 0.07683 65 48 12 5
303 While I have you on reach, you clearly outmatch me on breath. 1.3385 0.07363 65 47 14 4
304 Ok, you can have the damsel in distress. 1.3385 0.07363 65 47 14 4
305 See? Isn't this a lot more fun than just eating me? 1.3385 0.07989 65 49 10 6
306 For a fire-breathing dragon, you have very small hands. 1.3385 0.08285 65 50 8 7
307 Alas, you challenge the kingdom's no smoking policy! 1.3385 0.07989 65 49 10 6
308 I thought we agreed that if I taught you swordplay you would teach me to breathe fire. 1.3382 0.06825 68 48 17 3
309 You know you can breathe fire, right? 1.3382 0.08278 68 53 7 8
310 No, sword cuts paper, rock crushes sword... 1.3382 0.07440 68 50 13 5
311 Don't forget there's a ban on use of fire due to the drought. 1.3382 0.07730 68 51 11 6
312 How long will this drag-on? 1.3382 0.07730 68 51 11 6
313 Don't think you're too big to fail! 1.3382 0.07440 68 50 13 5
314 I know you’ve used all your carbon credits, so don’t even think about it! 1.3382 0.06825 68 48 17 3
315 Hey, don't go medieval on me okay? 1.3382 0.07139 68 49 15 4
316 One day we'll both look back on this and laugh. 1.3382 0.06148 68 46 21 1
317 You can’t bring a firefight to a sword fight. 1.3380 0.07217 71 52 14 5
318 Got a match? 1.3333 0.07763 60 44 12 4
319 Warrior pose, seriously? 1.3333 0.06941 66 47 16 3
320 I must say, Puff....your magic isn't what it used to be! 1.3333 0.07156 63 45 15 3
321 You'll get used to fighting hand-to-hand. And just think of the carbon credits you'll earn. 1.3333 0.08119 60 45 10 5
322 Just a few more minutes of imaginative, outdoor play and then we can go inside and play Minecraft. 1.3333 0.07269 66 48 14 4
323 It's called a 'reasonable accommodation.' 1.3333 0.07156 63 45 15 3
324 This is my last Renaissance Faire. I am so burnt out. 1.3333 0.07348 69 51 13 5
325 No more fire in the belly? 1.3333 0.07390 60 43 14 3
326 Lousy form, but that breath might just do me in. 1.3333 0.07156 63 45 15 3
327 Trust me, winning this way will be much more rewarding. 1.3333 0.07763 60 44 12 4
328 Hold your fire, this is a sword fight. 1.3333 0.07052 69 50 15 4
329 Little Jackie Paper grew up to become a huge pain in the ass. 1.3333 0.07583 66 49 12 5
330 Oxford Fencing Club champion, class of 1066. And you, my good fellow? 1.3333 0.07052 69 50 15 4
331 Take it out on the Surgeon General, not me. 1.3333 0.07390 60 43 14 3
332 No, no--the power needs to come from your hips! Try it again. 1.3333 0.06581 60 41 18 1
333 Well, no I've never done this before, but I'm a successful real estate developer, so I'm highly qualified. 1.3333 0.08159 63 48 9 6
334 Puff? Does that stand for Pretty Useless Forearms, Fellow? 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
335 I just said your hands are surprisingly small. 1.3333 0.06400 63 43 19 1
336 Dangerous, maybe. But, they say the second-hand smoke will get me first. 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
337 Puff, you're supposed to hold it in. 1.3333 0.08909 36 25 10 1
338 We can break if you promise I'm not lunch. 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
339 Making kabobs is more fun when the meat fights back 1.3284 0.07485 67 50 12 5
340 This is still not as strange as a Trump presidency. 1.3281 0.07062 64 46 15 3
341 Oh, quit fuming. You get to choose weapons tomorrow. 1.3281 0.07405 64 47 13 4
342 Before Bob bravely challenged the dragon to the duel, flame-broiled flesh on a skewer was known as shish keflesh. 1.3281 0.08350 64 50 7 7
343 How about I just apologize for saying your hands are really, really small? 1.3281 0.06702 64 45 17 2
344 All right, after this I promise we'll have a fire-breathing contest. 1.3281 0.07062 64 46 15 3
345 Well, I am sorry you have sinus issues. But this mesh armor is really uncomfortable too . 1.3281 0.07062 64 46 15 3
346 I was hired by an old flame. 1.3281 0.07062 64 46 15 3
347 You have very small hands. 1.3281 0.08047 64 49 9 6
348 If I win, you entertain at my son's birthday party. 1.3281 0.06702 64 45 17 2
349 It's great that we don't keep score and everyone gets a trophy at the end. 1.3281 0.08350 64 50 7 7
350 Smoking will kill you if I don't. 1.3281 0.07405 64 47 13 4
351 Sure, the non-smoking policy change affects some more than others, but look how your swordsmanship has improved! 1.3281 0.07405 64 47 13 4
352 The Game of Thrones writers finally hit rock bottom. 1.3281 0.07733 64 48 11 5
353 No...I'm pretty sure it's I 'slay', you 'slay', but he or she 'slayeth'. 1.3279 0.07288 61 44 14 3
354 Float like a butterfly! 1.3279 0.07654 61 45 12 4
355 Come on already. Fight like a man! 1.3279 0.06903 61 43 16 2
356 No, I don't have a match. 1.3279 0.06903 61 43 16 2
357 I just don't seem to have the fire in my belly anymore. 1.3279 0.07654 61 45 12 4
358 Where'd it all go wrong, Puff? 1.3279 0.08003 61 46 10 5
359 Just to make this fair, I'll use my left hand! 1.3279 0.07288 61 44 14 3
360 Some people still deny that the Battle of Honah Lee ever happened. 1.3276 0.07536 58 42 13 3
361 Wow Puff, your right arm is getting freaky strong! 1.3276 0.07123 58 41 15 2
362 I'm so glad that we signed that ceasefire. 1.3276 0.07536 58 42 13 3
363 See--it's all in the wrist! Now, you try it. 1.3276 0.07123 58 41 15 2
364 Two out of three? 1.3276 0.07927 58 43 11 4
365 I usually fight fire with fire. 1.3276 0.07536 58 42 13 3
366 I'm telling you, the Park Service guy explicitly said "no fires" 1.3276 0.07927 58 43 11 4
367 Back off! I'm an endangered species you idiot! 1.3273 0.08628 55 42 8 5
368 Rules are rules, and you lost the coin toss... 1.3273 0.07809 55 40 12 3
369 See, this is so much more environmentally friendly. 1.3273 0.07365 55 39 14 2
370 Don't get me wrong, but have you considered alternating your leg and back workouts with arms, core, and cardio? 1.3265 0.09398 49 38 6 5
371 You really should give up smoking. 1.3231 0.07308 65 48 13 4
372 Call me 'Puff' one more time and I'm running you through. 1.3231 0.07308 65 48 13 4
373 I don't know. It just seems like all the fire has gone out of my life. 1.3231 0.06971 65 47 15 3
374 'In the name of Saints Peter, Paul and Mary, I command you to drop your sword and to resume frolicing in the Autumn mist.' 1.3231 0.07630 65 49 11 5
375 I sense you're unhappy with the new handicapping rules... 1.3231 0.07308 65 48 13 4
376 this way, children's story books will be really confusing 1.3231 0.07308 65 48 13 4
377 You have to learn to use a sword, you can't just bar-b-q everyone. 1.3231 0.07938 65 50 9 6
378 Quick photo-op here, so a couple sword taps before I run like hell! 1.3231 0.06617 65 46 17 2
379 Barney soon realized that giving St. George the choice of weapons was a big mistake! 1.3231 0.07630 65 49 11 5
380 I am taking you seriously, I just love my yoga pants. 1.3231 0.07308 65 48 13 4
381 Now remember, you take the dive in the third round. 1.3231 0.06971 65 47 15 3
382 Flambe! Er, I mean, En garde! 1.3226 0.07189 62 45 14 3
383 Just admit it, you have small hands. 1.3226 0.08219 62 48 8 6
384 I'm telling you right now that size doesn't matter. 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
385 Ha ha, I bet you're wishing you'd chosen blazing nostrils at ten paces now, eh, propane breath? 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
386 This STILL seems unfair. Maybe if you switched arms? 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
387 Puff the magic dragon was beginning to wonder if little Jackie Paper was as flammable as his name implied 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
388 And this is for contributing to global warming! 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
389 Easy pal, Puff is alive and well. He lives by the sea in a land called Honnah Lee. 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
390 Prepare yourself to become extinct, Sir! 1.3226 0.08535 62 49 6 7
391 No need to get all fired up. 1.3226 0.08219 62 48 8 6
392 Hold it. Are you officially too big to fell? 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
393 Early round match-ups are such a joke. 1.3220 0.06135 59 40 19 0
394 Just breathe through your nose. 1.3220 0.06594 59 41 17 1
395 I can't believe you're a smoker. Don't you know how dangerous that is for you? 1.3220 0.07428 59 43 13 3
396 Well, the next time I come to YOUR lair, we can do what YOU want! 1.3220 0.07024 59 42 15 2
397 How dare you taunt me with my son's photo on your shield. 1.3214 0.08101 56 42 10 4
398 I'm sure it's 'Fight sword with sword.' 1.3214 0.07690 56 41 12 3
399 Best play-date ever! 1.3208 0.07979 53 39 11 3
400 Unless you focus on your breathing, it's just sword fighting. 1.3200 0.08300 50 37 10 3
401 All this huffing and puffing is unbecoming of you. 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
402 Just a reminder- this is a no-smoking fight. 1.3182 0.07529 66 50 11 5
403 Thanks for cauterizing that. 1.3175 0.06722 63 45 16 2
404 Well OF COURSE the rules apply to both of us. NEITHER of us is allowed to breathe fire or to devour the other. 1.3175 0.07781 63 48 10 5
405 If you put down the sword I'll try to get you an interview at Geico. 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
406 I told my mother not to bid on the Groupon fencing lessons. 1.3175 0.07781 63 48 10 5
407 Pilot light out? 1.3175 0.07093 63 46 14 3
408 Tiny hands and a belly full of hot air? You don't stand a chance! 1.3175 0.08104 63 49 8 6
409 Puff loses his fire; goes draconian...you get the point in this sworded affair. 1.3175 0.07093 63 46 14 3
410 No, you keep the damsel. 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
411 St.George! Believe me, I knew St.George and you're no St. Geoge 1.3167 0.07699 60 45 11 4
412 I hate to tell you this, but I'm not really left-handed. 1.3167 0.08058 60 46 9 5
413 Can we just agree to disagree? 1.3167 0.07699 60 45 11 4
414 I could come back when you don't have a cold. 1.3167 0.07699 60 45 11 4
415 Doesn't seem fair that you also have opposable thumbs 1.3167 0.07699 60 45 11 4
416 I really thought it was a song about weed. 1.3167 0.07323 60 44 13 3
417 Funny, I never picked you for a swordsman. 1.3158 0.07575 57 42 12 3
418 Remember, only you can prevent dragon fires. 1.3158 0.08361 57 44 8 5
419 This fight is going to dragon isn't it? 1.3158 0.07978 57 43 10 4
420 OK, same drill. I play dead. Damsel thinks you slayed me. We meet for brews in a couple of hours. 1.3158 0.06697 57 40 16 1
421 I know it seems unfair, but we need to do everything we can to reduce global warming. 1.3158 0.07978 57 43 10 4
422 We should think about how society forced us into these roles. 1.3148 0.08286 54 41 9 4
423 Hey look, your claw is untied. 1.3125 0.08296 64 51 6 7
424 I'm really not left handed. 1.3125 0.07675 64 49 10 5
425 Puff immediately regretted taking the whole bottle of antacid. 1.3125 0.07992 64 50 8 6
426 Hey, weren't you killed off in season four? 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
427 Your shoe's untied. 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
428 May I suggest a short break for breath-mints? 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
429 See, isn't this more sporting? 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
430 True, but you must admit emission control regulations have improved air quality. 1.3115 0.07221 61 45 13 3
431 Can't we just play rock, paper scissors, as usual? 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
432 Just don't breathe on me. 1.3115 0.08278 61 48 7 6
433 You could get a lot more power out of your swing if you adjusted your grip. 1.3115 0.07221 61 45 13 3
434 I see you are running out of steam. 1.3115 0.07221 61 45 13 3
435 Your ability to fly adds to the absurdity of this 1.3115 0.06832 61 44 15 2
436 YOUR mom has dragon breath. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
437 Ahh, no wonder you're extinct 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
438 Do you know what they say about dragons with little hands? 1.3115 0.08914 61 50 3 8
439 Seriously? With those tiny arms? 1.3111 0.09440 45 35 6 4
440 Okay, if you let me win, I'll read your novel. 1.3103 0.07858 58 44 10 4
441 We're getting to old for this Larry. You're almost in your Middle Ages. 1.3103 0.07858 58 44 10 4
442 You know, sometimes you just slay me. 1.3103 0.07463 58 43 12 3
443 You are just upset because I got to choose the weapons. 1.3103 0.07046 58 42 14 2
444 I sense you lack fire. 1.3103 0.07858 58 44 10 4
445 I thought you gave up smoking. 1.3103 0.07463 58 43 12 3
446 Not so easy, is it? 1.3103 0.07858 58 44 10 4
447 If you haven’t heard, now there’s also a No Biting rule. 1.3103 0.07463 58 43 12 3
448 If you don't learn modern warfare you certainly will be extinct. 1.3103 0.07858 58 44 10 4
449 Can we just go back to thumb wrestling? 1.3103 0.06603 58 41 16 1
450 You're going to need a shield if this is going to be a fair fight. 1.3103 0.07858 58 44 10 4
451 Tomorrow I will teach you archery. 1.3091 0.07730 55 41 11 3
452 Thou looks not at all like your ChristianMingle.com picture! 1.3091 0.07730 55 41 11 3
453 Your breath smells like Sir Robert. 1.3091 0.07730 55 41 11 3
454 Being vegan made life difficult for Puff. 1.3091 0.08154 55 42 9 4
455 You don't like the new Edict of Emissions? Try riding a hybrid horse. 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
456 According to the brochure, you're not supposed to fight back. 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
457 Look everyone knows you took the habachi, now cough it up. 1.3077 0.07882 65 51 8 6
458 My name is George. You burned my steak. Prepare to die. 1.3077 0.08915 52 41 6 5
459 Ok, we'll lose the swords, but you give me a flame-thrower 1.3077 0.07022 52 37 14 1
460 What's more important. Roasting me or fighting climate change? 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
461 Regardless, the Bards will sing about your sense of fair play. 1.3065 0.06335 62 44 17 1
462 No really, Puff is a very strong name ! 1.3065 0.08477 62 50 5 7
463 You know what they say about having short fingers. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
464 Wow--I didn't realize you had opposable thumbs. 1.3061 0.07263 49 35 13 1
465 Oh, c'mon. I agreed to pretend your weren't imaginary. 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
466 A fire-mouthed, horned monster, and everyone was just worried about his small hands 1.3051 0.08463 59 47 6 6
467 You're lucky I didn't bring my pen. 1.3051 0.07742 59 45 10 4
468 Not one to be easily typecast, Puff auditions for the role of knight #2. 1.3051 0.07742 59 45 10 4
469 Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya... 1.3051 0.07742 59 45 10 4
470 Years from now, someone will look at this and try to add a caption. 1.3051 0.07742 59 45 10 4
471 Very honorable of you, Sir Dragon, to allow me the choice of weapons. 1.3051 0.07742 59 45 10 4
472 Puff, it's me!!! 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
473 What's the matter? Feeling hydrated? 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
474 No wonder we're extinct.....Damn these short arms! 1.3051 0.07742 59 45 10 4
475 So, to be clear, is this a winner-takes-all state? 1.3051 0.07742 59 45 10 4
476 And then we're going to build castles and roads and markets and gentrify the area,and you my friend will need a license. 1.3051 0.07742 59 45 10 4
477 That's Mr. Jackie Paper to you! 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
478 Thank you for agreeing to reduce your carbon foot-print. 1.3051 0.07742 59 45 10 4
479 Notice how these leggings move naturally with the body 1.3051 0.08463 59 47 6 6
480 If there's no damsel, I'd as soon live and let live. 1.3051 0.06946 59 43 14 2
481 The kingdom's progressive smoke-free laws were not widely embraced. 1.3051 0.08110 59 46 8 5
482 Lighten up -- once the drought ends I'm sure they'll lift the fire-breathing ban. 1.3051 0.06946 59 43 14 2
483 Wait until you see from where I shoot fire. 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
484 An excess of hubris with regard to their swordfighting abilities ulitmately doomed dragon-kind. 1.3051 0.08110 59 46 8 5
485 At least if I win, I won't eat you. 1.3051 0.07742 59 45 10 4
486 Now remember: no kicking, running, biting, scratching, no fire and no flying! 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
487 Is the sword really necessary? 1.3036 0.07611 56 42 11 3
488 You need more work on your parry before we move on to thrust. 1.3036 0.07611 56 42 11 3
489 Hey, I didn't invent the expression "Dragon Breath," I'm just telling you how it is. 1.3036 0.08026 56 43 9 4
490 You're just another blowhard with little hands. 1.3036 0.08026 56 43 9 4
491 It’s a win-win: I get the damsel and later you get to incinerate the village. All you have to do is play dead for a short while. 1.3036 0.07171 56 41 13 2
492 It's not "SLAYED", it's "SLAIN". You should have said, "I have SLAIN braver men than thou." 1.3036 0.07171 56 41 13 2
493 So, she tells me it's gonna be hot, wear the tank top. 1.3036 0.07171 56 41 13 2
494 Yeah, this reminds me of the 2016 presidential debate as well. 1.3036 0.08798 56 45 5 6
495 Hey, I just want to frolick in the autumn mist! 1.3036 0.08798 56 45 5 6
496 I don't see where this class will help me in the real world. 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
497 One day, this will be a game. 1.3019 0.07419 53 39 12 2
498 Your mother's a garter snake! 1.3019 0.07419 53 39 12 2
499 Awww...did widdle dwagon wun out of pwopane? 1.3019 0.08764 53 42 6 5
500 "How about a timeout for a breath mint"? 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
501 The smoking is going to kill you. 1.3016 0.07718 63 49 9 5
502 No wonder you're single with that breath. 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
503 I should've brought a pen. 1.3016 0.07718 63 49 9 5
504 Don't get so fired up this time, concentrate on your footwork 1.3016 0.06252 63 45 17 1
505 I never should have agreed to your rules. 1.3014 0.05749 73 52 20 1
506 Never fought a lefty before, have ya? 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
507 Aren't our duels more interesting since they banned greenhouse gases? 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
508 You read the rules. No carbon emissions. Stop fuming. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
509 Without the new carbon emmission regulations you wouldn't have a chance! 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
510 I know, mine stopped covering sword wounds too. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
511 And after this, chess! 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
512 Damn Geneva Convention 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
513 See, isn't fighting like a man better? 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
514 This is a smoke-free kingdom... 1.3000 0.08336 60 48 6 6
515 Begone! Go frolic in the autumn mist! 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
516 It's settled then. Winner frolics in the autumn mist. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
517 You know it's because I can't fight fire with fire. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
518 In time, we'll both be extinct. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
519 The smoke is a great effect, but if you add some fire we'll get millions of views. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
520 Hey, happens to lots of guys as they get older. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
521 Pissed, the Angry Dragon. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
522 I'm only doing this to get laid. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
523 Would you prefer rock, paper, scissors? 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
524 Can I take my wish back? 1.2982 0.07495 57 43 11 3
525 Cut! Bring in the stunt dragon. 1.2982 0.07495 57 43 11 3
526 I know, I know...just humor me for a minute. 1.2982 0.07902 57 44 9 4
527 You're lucky my throat is sore. 1.2982 0.06606 57 41 15 1
528 You're draggin'. 1.2982 0.07902 57 44 9 4
529 Fire breathing is a marketable skill, but you don't want to be a one trick dragon. 1.2982 0.06606 57 41 15 1
530 Your smoke is mightier than your sword. 1.2982 0.08289 57 45 7 5
531 I thinkest thou art humoring me. 1.2982 0.07495 57 43 11 3
532 We're getting too old for this. 1.2982 0.07064 57 42 13 2
533 Breath mint? 1.2982 0.07495 57 43 11 3
534 You have to learn how to defend yourself with a sword, or you will be extinct. 1.2982 0.07495 57 43 11 3
535 I really appreciate you playing fair 1.2982 0.07064 57 42 13 2
536 Let's make this look realistic.When I pretend to stab you, fall down, OK? 1.2982 0.08289 57 45 7 5
537 Get angry! Get that fire in the belly! 1.2982 0.07495 57 43 11 3
538 Don't waste your breath. 1.2963 0.07302 54 40 12 2
539 Flameout!! Now I gotcha. 1.2963 0.07302 54 40 12 2
540 The Lord Commander's famous last words, "Walls? We don't need no stinking walls." 1.2963 0.08619 54 43 6 5
541 I am sorry I said your hands were small. 1.2963 0.07302 54 40 12 2
542 They really should start doing background checks at sword shows. 1.2963 0.08203 54 42 8 4
543 Take that you mere myth and future plastic toy! 1.2963 0.07766 54 41 10 3
544 My agent is soooo fired. 1.2963 0.06807 54 39 14 1
545 What a time to have a flameout! 1.2963 0.07302 54 40 12 2
546 The dragon immediately regretted agreeing to the terms of combat. 1.2963 0.08203 54 42 8 4
547 Hey, if you want the part in Game of Thrones big guy, you need to learn to sword fight like everyone else. 1.2951 0.07873 61 48 8 5
548 A dragon lives forever, but not so little boys. 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
549 It sucks when your pilot light goes out, doesn't it? 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
550 Fight like a man. 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
551 Good grief, I meant to grab my pen. 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
552 It was surprising that Sir Brian the Blind had survived as long as he had 1.2951 0.07873 61 48 8 5
553 Ha! What you don't realize is I'm actually right-handed. 1.2951 0.08539 61 50 4 7
554 Guess what? I'm not Puff the magic dragon. 1.2949 0.07324 78 63 7 8
555 Shoulda brought my pen? 1.2941 0.08065 51 39 9 3
556 Next time, I get to choose the weapon. 1.2941 0.08065 51 39 9 3
557 Okay Rex, make this look good or you're toast! 1.2941 0.07026 51 37 13 1
558 This is my last shot at knight school so remember you go down in the third and i tell you where vestal virgins are hidden. 1.2941 0.08538 51 40 7 4
559 An old flame hired me to take you out. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
560 Is that all the magic you got Puff? 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
561 Come on, just humor me. 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
562 Thou knowest what they sayest about small hands. 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
563 Don't get all steamed up... they're Alligator shoes not Dragon skin. 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
564 Sure you're a worthy adversary, but the smoking is a real turn-off. 1.2931 0.08161 58 46 7 5
565 ... I AM your father! 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
566 You're the one that said, 'Choose your weapon.' 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
567 Promise if I win, you'll give up smoking! 1.2931 0.08161 58 46 7 5
568 What's next? Rock, paper scissors? 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
569 ...and then my agent said, "Look, if Dicaprio can act opposite a bear..." 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
570 I, for one, think it's wonderful that you've given up smoking. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
571 Well, you agreed to a level slaying field. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
572 This is a smoke-free zone! 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
573 It's called Socialism. 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
574 Trust me, this way we both get a participation award! 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
575 Marcia...eat a snickers bar already... 1.2931 0.08161 58 46 7 5
576 It went on like this for another few minutes, then the dragon simply cooked and ate St. George. 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
577 You can't stop me, Puff! I will make Honalee great again! 1.2931 0.08161 58 46 7 5
578 It shouldn't be this hard to get Hamilton tickets. 1.2917 0.09396 48 39 4 5
579 Thank you for not contributing to global warming. 1.2909 0.07642 55 42 10 3
580 That's the last time I leave my pen at home. 1.2909 0.07642 55 42 10 3
581 No, Gerald, I would NOT prefer to arm wrestle. 1.2909 0.07188 55 41 12 2
582 Stop fuming,you asked for more cardio. 1.2909 0.06703 55 40 14 1
583 Impressive, but can you take a selfie? 1.2909 0.08478 55 44 6 5
584 Sure you could light me on fire. You can destroy me in one second - but then everyone's going to say "Well of course the dragon won, he can breathe fire!" Did you ever think about that? 1.2909 0.07642 55 42 10 3
585 Sven's last words before cremation, "Not much with a sword, are you?" 1.2909 0.08071 55 43 8 4
586 And then on even days I'll bring a flamethrower. 1.2909 0.07188 55 41 12 2
587 Wait, you didn't say "En Garde!". 1.2909 0.07642 55 42 10 3
588 You're all bluff, Puff ! 1.2909 0.06181 55 39 16 0
589 You seemed fired up today! 1.2909 0.07642 55 42 10 3
590 Don't give me that look, I can't fight fire with fire 1.2909 0.07642 55 42 10 3
591 You may dress like a Dragon, but you’ll use the Men’s room in this state! 1.2909 0.08478 55 44 6 5
592 Now remember, make it look good. The damsel in distress is watching. 1.2909 0.07642 55 42 10 3
593 Your hands are very small. 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
594 Or...of course, there's always rock, paper, scissors 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
595 Stop, in accordance with the European Clean Air Act of 1434 ! 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
596 I don't care, practice harder. We are not showing up at Mideival expo unprepared again! 1.2885 0.07438 52 39 11 2
597 I don't care what Guenivere says, size DOES mater! 1.2885 0.08829 52 42 5 5
598 Imagine how hard most things are for me--a lefthander in a righthanded world. 1.2885 0.08829 52 42 5 5
599 Okay, now you teach me fire-breathing. 1.2885 0.07929 52 40 9 3
600 And continuing in this spirit of fairness, I should add that I'm allergic to chain mail. 1.2885 0.06344 52 37 15 0
601 Believe me shrimpy, you can wipe that David and Goliath happy ending look right off your face. 1.2885 0.08829 52 42 5 5
602 You know what I'm thinking? Try switching to your shorter arm to see if that's more comfortable for you. 1.2885 0.08829 52 42 5 5
603 No, crossing swords does not mean we are best buddies! 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
604 It's not my fault the EPA banned fire-breathing. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
605 This isn't a fair fight, George. You have a shield. 1.2881 0.08392 59 48 5 6
606 Yo mama's arms are so short... 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
607 Forget it...I am burned out! 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
608 That’s a lot of bluster for someone with such tiny hands. 1.2857 0.08248 49 38 8 3
609 And I had to say, "Choose your weapon." 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
610 OK. Just a few more practice slays. 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
611 Puff? Doesn't ring a bell. 1.2857 0.06603 56 41 14 1
612 You were rather foolish to let me decide the rules of engagement. 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
613 Because your arm isn't long enough to take a selfie. 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
614 Sorry Puff, this is Colorado. You've lost your magic! 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
615 I hate these "Game of Thrones" theme parties. 1.2857 0.07143 49 36 12 1
616 Keep going, I'm not warmed up yet. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
617 Good, that's a little more fierce looking. A bet's a bet and I told you my kids are watching. 1.2857 0.08248 49 38 8 3
618 We fight to first blood, red or green. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
619 *Sword not drawn to scale 1.2857 0.08722 56 46 4 6
620 After this epic battle we'll be famous and they will name sports teams after us. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
621 Remember, no flying, biting, stomping, or sneezing! 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
622 Remember, you can only score by striking the torso, neck, groin, or back. 1.2857 0.08722 56 46 4 6
623 You really think this is going to get me in to Yale? 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
624 I'm going to beat him even with one nostril clogged. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
625 Don't rush. Clear your mind. Become one with the sword. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
626 Brought sword to a fire fight. I'm toast. 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
627 We'll have to finish tomorrow- Game of Thrones is on in five minutes. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
628 Lancelot knew the two rules of his Dragon Master. He must never let his gaurd down, and he must never mention the baby arm. 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
629 Cometh at me, bro! 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
630 You have to widen your stance. 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
631 How did I get into the Faerie Queene? I was looking for the Dairy Queen. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
632 Your tin;y little hands remind me of Donald Trump 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
633 Two out of three,loser supplies the marshmallows 1.2857 0.08341 56 45 6 5
634 ... and when I yell, BEWARE, DRAGON! I'M GOING TO MAKE THIS LAND GREAT AGAIN! that's when you pretend to be impressed. 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
635 Lets do 'Rock, Paper, Scissors' instead. 1.2830 0.07317 53 40 11 2
636 No fair! Stop breathing on me. 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
637 The next round will be Words with Friends. 1.2830 0.07317 53 40 11 2
638 Is she looking at me? Is she checking me out? 1.2830 0.08249 53 42 7 4
639 Well, it was your idea to flip a coin. 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
640 Think of the carbon emissions you'll reduce. 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
641 But you got to choose the location. 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
642 Care for a breath mint? 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
643 You can't fire me, I quit. 1.2830 0.08249 53 42 7 4
644 I should never have left Honnah Lee. 1.2830 0.06803 53 39 13 1
645 Never should have had that last drink 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
646 Okay, okay, next time you get to choose the weapons. 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
647 My name is Douglas Fairbanks, Jr., and your ass is grass. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
648 You should have gotten on the rules committee. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
649 Uncool to bring a fire-breathing dragon to a sword fight. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
650 yes,smoking will make your left arm shorter than your right. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
651 You've been smoking again ?!? 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
652 Don't worry, this won't drag on much longer. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
653 Didn't expect that did you Sir Knight? A dragon with an opposable thumb. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
654 Take it up with the Union, Firebreath. They agreed with these rules. 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
655 You know what they say about the size of a dragon's sword? 1.2800 0.08590 50 40 6 4
656 I'm sure glad I chose to fight you in the no smoking section 1.2800 0.08101 50 39 8 3
657 Jim, eat a Snickers. You're not yourself when you're hungry. 1.2791 0.07680 43 32 10 1
658 Sure, you've got short arms, but I'm actually right handed. 1.2791 0.08370 43 33 8 2
659 Hey, I'm not the one in charge of regulating carbon emissions. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
660 What's with those little fingers? 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
661 I won th coin toss, and I chose swords. Get over it. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
662 I just meant I'd 'slay you' with my jokes. 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
663 If you didn't smoke so much you wouldn't be so out of breath . 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
664 Nothing personal. It was either this or visiting the in-laws. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
665 This give new meaning to the arms race. 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
666 Good thing I won the toss. 1.2778 0.07669 54 42 9 3
667 Spine straight like so, and -- very nice exhale. 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
668 Next we'll practice breathing exercises. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
669 Someone is going to get an eye poked out and then it won't be fun anymore. 1.2778 0.07669 54 42 9 3
670 Defending an old flame! 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
671 Sorry about the drought regulations. 1.2778 0.08532 54 44 5 5
672 Oh, come on now. We all get a ribbon for participation. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
673 You have lost your old fire. 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
674 Rubbing these together will give us fire. Unless you've got a better idea? 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
675 I take it you are not one who enjoys frolicking in the autumn mist. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
676 STOP COMPLAINING, IT WAS A FAIR COIN TOSS. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
677 You realize this is a no smoking battlefield. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
678 How many times do I have to show you thrust and parry? 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
679 My wife asked for a knight out dueling some thing hot and horny. 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
680 Hm... And they told me knights exist only in fairy tales. 1.2778 0.07669 54 42 9 3
681 Keep frolicking or no more strings and sealing wax for you! 1.2778 0.07669 54 42 9 3
682 Perhaps this "sainthood" thing is overrated. 1.2778 0.07669 54 42 9 3
683 Because you never pick up the check. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
684 I wanted to puff the magic dragon, not fight it! 1.2778 0.07669 54 42 9 3
685 Let's review yesterday's lesson: distract them with the smoke, then lean in and jab like this. 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
686 Your sword-handling is excellent, but your footwork could be better. 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
687 Are you still steaming because you lost our arm wrestling match? 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
688 How about we flip a coin instead. 1.2778 0.07669 54 42 9 3
689 Yeah, and your breath ain't so hot either. 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
690 You realize that you are toast any time I choose. 1.2766 0.08972 47 38 5 4
691 What stance? The elastic on my tights is shot. 1.2766 0.08441 47 37 7 3
692 Let's hire a mediator. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
693 Slaying you could make America Great Again. 1.2745 0.08438 51 41 6 4
694 The breathing is the hardest part to master. 1.2745 0.08438 51 41 6 4
695 Jeez. Ever since Game of Thrones, they're coming out of the woodwork. 1.2745 0.08438 51 41 6 4
696 We could avoid all this conflict if you just pop a breath mint! 1.2745 0.07960 51 40 8 3
697 Neither combatant realized they were both on the endangered species list. 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
698 One good spark and I think we can get your flame going. 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
699 And lift! And thrust! And parry! And block! And again! 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
700 I'm sorry I said you have dragon breath. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
701 I LOVE fantasy fantasy camp! 1.2727 0.08202 44 34 8 2
702 It's not my fault you lost the coin toss. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
703 I can't believe this is what it takes to get a pair of Beyoncé tickets. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
704 I hate these new government regulations! 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
705 Not fair! We're in a no smoking zone. 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
706 You're playing with fire! 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
707 If I apologize for disturbing you, are we good? 1.2727 0.08391 55 45 5 5
708 Occupational safety legislation is wrecking this industry. 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
709 I find it's just a healthier way to let off some steam. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
710 It's not my fault you let your pilot light go out. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
711 It's the only way we can compete with HBO. 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
712 You wanna learn to parry and thrust...or are you just blowing smoke? 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
713 Maybe it would be more fair if you used your left hand. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
714 No fair. That sword gives you an edge. 1.2727 0.08823 44 35 6 3
715 En charred 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
716 If you burn my popcorn one more time . . . 1.2727 0.08391 55 45 5 5
717 Caution Sir Knight: Second hand smoke may be harmful to your health. 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
718 Come on, we'll do it your way tomorrow! 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
719 Your side may have all the Super Delegates, but I'm feeling the Bern! 1.2708 0.07730 48 37 9 2
720 Hey! This is a non-smoking area! 1.2708 0.07133 48 36 11 1
721 Try leading with the left foot! 1.2708 0.06482 48 35 13 0
722 My hands are not small! 1.2708 0.08283 48 38 7 3
723 No fair using fire, or I'm telling mom! 1.2708 0.08283 48 38 7 3
724 With all this hot air and swordplay, you'd think we were running for president. 1.2708 0.07730 48 37 9 2
725 You do realize that there is a no smoking sign right behind you. 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
726 I thought you had stopped smoking. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
727 Wouldn't a game of checkers be just as fun? 1.2692 0.08734 52 43 4 5
728 Surely, you jest! 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
729 Yeah well, in our mythology, YOU represent greed! 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
730 I won the toss fairly. No fire breathing. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
731 That was a nasty burp 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
732 We've been at this for a while now. When are you gonna teach me to breath fire? 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
733 They promised me a sainthood for this, if you lose. 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
734 That's the last time I'll say 'choose your weapon.'" 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
735 Best out of seven. No flying, no fires. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
736 Try not to over cook the kebabs this time. 1.2692 0.08291 52 42 6 4
737 Just think of it as a step in the fight against global warming. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
738 Touche my ass! 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
739 Mr. Disney says no sharp points and no fiery breath. 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
740 George was thankful for Dragons' renowned sense of fair-play. 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
741 Smoking is gonna kill you, Dragon. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
742 The loser pays for lunch.---- No the loser is lunch. 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
743 Elliot eventually came to despise the new athletic handicapping regulations. 1.2679 0.08254 56 46 5 5
744 Upon my oath, if I fail to slay ye, thine smoking wilst. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
745 Our kingdom has no room for a trumposaurus. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
746 What do you mean "she saved herself"? 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
747 The bards certainly exaggerated your 'fiery' defense! 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
748 This time make me win, my kids are watching. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
749 You fight like a man! 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
750 That's the spirit! There's no honor in smiting without swordplay. 1.2667 0.08040 45 35 8 2
751 Really, you need to work on your footwork. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
752 You're not real. I am in control. You're not real. I am in control. You're not real. I am in control. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
753 I see you're cutting back on carbon emissions. 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
754 I think putting ads on chainmail is going to ruin swordfighting 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
755 You're endangered all right ... 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
756 After we're done playing...you know I'm still going to eat you. 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
757 I'll bet that carbon penalty did a number on your portfolio... 1.2653 0.08131 49 39 7 3
758 We could go back to air guitar. 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
759 What's your handicap? 1.2653 0.08131 49 39 7 3
760 Remember, loser does the cooking. 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
761 Seriously, can't we just settle this over a beer. 1.2653 0.09117 49 41 3 5
762 I'm reducing my carbon footprint. 1.2653 0.08131 49 39 7 3
763 'My wife was right - my sword isn't big enough.' 1.2653 0.08131 49 39 7 3
764 But you'll support me in the general, right? 1.2653 0.08131 49 39 7 3
765 Can we play cops and robbers instead? 1.2642 0.08583 53 44 4 5
766 A mint couldn't hurt 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
767 I didn't know you were right handed. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
768 If my pilot light hadn't gone out, you'd be toast already. 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
769 Not what I meant by a fair fight. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
770 My arms and legs are the same length as your arms and legs. 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
771 You would not be so out of breath if you would quit smoking...... 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
772 Why is your right arm so much bigger than your left? 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
773 You bring a sword to a flame throwing contest? 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
774 Isn't this more sporting? 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
775 Thanks for not smoking. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
776 Ever try swallowing it? 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
777 Don't get mad at me, the king made the rules. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
778 Sorry, I don't have a match. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
779 No, no, no.......how will you ever become a great swordsman if you always resort to fire breathing to solve your problems? 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
780 See? Isn't this more fun? 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
781 The game is called raptors and rapiers. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
782 It's nothing personal. We have to reduce our carbon footprint. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
783 Just play dead already! 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
784 Next time I get fangs, horns, and fire breathing and you get the helmet and shield. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
785 We'll make a fortune from Pay-Per-View. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
786 Puff on this, magic dragon! 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
787 Do you want me to wait while you get a shield? 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
788 Remember the rules, no fire in a knife fight 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
789 It's not the size of your sword, but how you use it! 1.2619 0.07666 42 32 9 1
790 Jab me again and you're walking home. 1.2609 0.07246 46 35 10 1
791 I don't care if you think it was below the belt! 1.2609 0.06546 46 34 12 0
792 Rules of engagement, Dude. 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
793 This workout will get you fired up. 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
794 I like to play with my food. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
795 This is the last time I agree to be in one of these fake reality shows. 1.2600 0.08480 50 41 5 4
796 The darker side of Puff always showed after he had a few beers 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
797 You don't know much about arms control . 1.2600 0.06266 50 37 13 0
798 So what do you tell your wife you do all day? 1.2600 0.08480 50 41 5 4
799 Once I defeat you, my Princess Lorena will be free after 2 years of captivity! Oh, forgot to mention that she's transitioned since then. You're now fighting for Prince Larry. 1.2600 0.08480 50 41 5 4
800 For the afternoon show, I get to wear the dinosaur costume, and you have to wear these irritating tights and goofy helmet. 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
801 The no-flame clause is standard, so save it for your lawyer. 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
802 You can't win with those small hands 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
803 Look, it's not my fault that you failed to get a burn permit. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
804 Is that all you've got? 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
805 My name is Inigo Montoya. You flame-broiled my father. Prepare to die. 1.2600 0.08480 50 41 5 4
806 Dude, your carbon emissions are just out of control. 1.2600 0.06266 50 37 13 0
807 'C'mon. You can learn this. The ban on fire breathing isn't going away.' 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
808 Very sporting of you since I can't fight fire with fire. 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
809 This could drag on all night. 1.2600 0.08480 50 41 5 4
810 You've been warned dragon - this is a smoke free Kingdom 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
811 Ye Olde Anger Management Academy 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
812 Why can't I vape in peace? 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
813 "My horoscope forewarned me I'd have an encounter with a flying ovoviviparous pyromaniac today!". "Yeah? Well, mine told me I'd be having an undersized and pretentious sesquipedalian for lunch". 1.2600 0.08480 50 41 5 4
814 How long is this fight gonna dragon? 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
815 I know you are steamed but I did not mean anything when I commented about the size of your hand. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
816 Hey, if the king says there's a burn ban, then there's a burn ban. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
817 Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You incinerated my father. Prepare to die. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
818 Don't complain, Smokey! We could have chosen binding arbitration... 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
819 You are in trouble. I binged watched Game of Thrones. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
820 It hardly seems fair if you don't use a shield. 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
821 Let's just split the kingdom, okay? 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
822 This is my dream, and I win. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
823 Whoever said 'The Pen is Mightier than the sword' never read Grendel. 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
824 Getting affordable health insurance is proving to be more difficult than I expected. 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
825 Quit calling me 'Little Jackie Paper.' 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
826 Aha Puff, it appears you've lost your magic. 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
827 I wish I had a pen! 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
828 Are you aware that dragons who smoke have a 23% shorter life span? 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
829 You really should exercise both arms equally. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
830 When you advertised for a fencer, I thought you were a rancher. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
831 After this, let's go roast marshmallows together. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
832 "Air Quality Management District" sent me. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
833 You're toast as soon as they lower the forest fire danger level. 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
834 Are you aware that I can fire you at will? 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
835 I'm willing to enter into arms control negotiations. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
836 Do we really have to keep dragon this on? 1.2553 0.09359 47 40 2 5
837 Puff was no friend of mine either. 1.2553 0.07735 47 37 8 2
838 Do I look fat in this chainmail ? 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
839 No fire in the belly today? 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
840 I really appreciate your leveling the playing field. 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
841 Make this good and they will turn us into a video game. 1.2553 0.07735 47 37 8 2
842 You've lost your fire old boy! 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
843 Careful, this vest is flammable. 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
844 Honestly? I'd probably go back to breathing fire. 1.2553 0.08312 47 38 6 3
845 I heard our ancestors did this with clubs. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
846 Don't be mad. It's a proven scientific fact that if you stop smoking, you'll live longer. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
847 The name is Marco, NOT "little Marco." 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
848 Your scorched earth policy can't be allowed to stand! 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
849 I can see you were lying about being left handed 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
850 Stop complaining. I don't make the rules. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
851 Finally, the general election! 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
852 Look, HBO pays dragons scale. What do you want me to say? 1.2549 0.08328 51 42 5 4
853 What do you mean you're taking it easy on me? 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
854 Thanks for honoring my aversion to second-hand smoke. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
855 Tiny shield? Sure. But watch how I wield it, baby. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
856 If you don't let me beat you, you're SO fired. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
857 Methinks your hands too wee to make Honna Lee great again. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
858 Have you tried mouthwash? 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
859 Ever been told by your veterinarian that smoking can be hazardous to your health? 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
860 Now you're just showing off. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
861 I promise this is exactly how it happens in Game of Thrones 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
862 Thank you for reducing your carbon footprint. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
863 I'm with the Anti-Inflammation League! 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
864 Just my luck: a southpaw! 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
865 You may be able to fly and breathe fire, but I was captain of my fencing team in college! 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
866 Are you sure you don't want a shield? You could get hurt. 1.2549 0.08328 51 42 5 4
867 Until the drought restrictions are lifted, this is just the way it's going to have to be. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
868 Don't blame me! The rules of engagement are written in Brussels 1.2549 0.08328 51 42 5 4
869 Really? You actually thought I was going to pick fire as my weapon of choice? 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
870 I hate these Dungeons and Dragons gigs. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
871 Careful, there are grass fire restrictions for this whole county! 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
872 How's that 'imaginary' working for you now? 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
873 You're more of a Disney dragon than a Game of Thrones dragon, aren't you? 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
874 Just trust me and make the grunting noises... it's more fun that way. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
875 I yield, but only because 'Game of Thrones' is starting in ten minutes. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
876 Okay, Puff, show me your magic. 1.2545 0.08295 55 46 4 5
877 This won't be a fair fight unless you use your left arm. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
878 Why don't I come back when your sore throat's better? 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
879 Gadzooks! The day I'm having! 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
880 Ha! It's the dragon Trump with small hands a short sword! 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
881 No fuel...We duel...Its the rule 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
882 It just seems more sporting this way, doesn't it? 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
883 I agree, but rules are rules. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
884 You know, if you wait until tomorrow, I'll be extinct. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
885 'This feels like a Monty Python skit.' 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
886 ...George couldn't make it today. I'm Bill. 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
887 I see you're evolving! 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
888 Alright... We'll try it YOUR way next. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
889 Parry and thrust is ok, but absolutely no belching. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
890 Ha! Who's the 'marshmallow' now? 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
891 Tell me, 'I live by the sea' and call me 'Puff' one more time and I'll show you what 'magic' really means. 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
892 Don't you recognize me? I'm Jackie Paper 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
893 I don't breathe fire, but I had an onion tart for lunch. 1.2500 0.08681 48 40 4 4
894 Drought fire restrictions impact all of us. 1.2500 0.07804 40 31 8 1
895 Begone! This is a no smoking zone. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
896 Animal rights, my foot! 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
897 Need a mint? 1.2500 0.06063 52 39 13 0
898 Hold on, the manager wants to send in a right-hander. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
899 Next time you'll read the fine print on that combat arbitration clause, huh? 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
900 Oh, and I suppose it's perfectly fair that I have to fight you dressed like a total dork. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
901 Hi, I'm Bob. Saint George is out sick today. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
902 Best of all, this reduces your carbon footprint. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
903 Ok, you've got nice power but you've got to keep your strokes fluid....wait a minute...where did Phil go? 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
904 Not so magic today. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
905 Stay away from my daughter, you miserable, fire-breathing lizard! 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
906 Next is pens! 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
907 Before we get started I should probably tell you that smoking will surely shorten your life. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
908 I'm obliged to warn you that I'm also trained in martial arts. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
909 It's lefty,whats yours? 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
910 A southpaw?! Dammit! 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
911 Turns out that wings and flaming breath are no match for an opposable thumb. 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
912 Oh, stop your grumbling-you lost the coin toss so I got to choose the weapons this time. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
913 Fight, or flight? 1.2500 0.08047 44 35 7 2
914 Isn't it great how the swords help you reduce your carbon footprint? 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
915 If I don't kill you, smoking will. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
916 I'm ready to forget our differences. I'm thinking veep. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
917 You're not the dragon I married! 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
918 And I thought I had dragon breath 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
919 Boy, am I ever glad we're in a No Smoking area. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
920 No,George could not make it. I am Fred,prepare to die 1.2500 0.08047 44 35 7 2
921 There's a pill for that. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
922 These Fire Season rules are killing me. 1.2456 0.07626 57 47 6 4
923 You can't smoke, and I can't have a shield over 32 ounces. Welcome to the Nanny Ages. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
924 Quit all the huffin and puffin. This is not personal. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
925 Contrary to popular belief, your breath is fragrant! 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
926 Never insult the length of my arms again 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
927 You'll get your fire back. I understand there's a little blue pill for that. 1.2453 0.05967 53 40 13 0
928 Did she make you give up smokes and booze too? 1.2449 0.08517 49 41 4 4
929 Don't even think about it! Fire danger is "high" today. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
930 Let's take a fire breather. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
931 "Try putting your back into it". 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
932 Why always on your terms? 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
933 Why don't we both put down our swords and fight each other like dragons? 1.2449 0.08517 49 41 4 4
934 With your fire out Daenerys asked me to work on your other skills. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
935 My name is Inigio Montoya... 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
936 I don't make the rules, but no smoking is allowed within 10 sword lengths of the cave. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
937 And next I’m going to beat you at arm-wrestling. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
938 These sword lessons will serve you until your sore throat heals. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
939 The Knights' union did a real swell job leveling the field. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
940 Fine. First your way, then my way. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
941 You have small hands. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
942 You can choose fire next time. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
943 Well, maybe she wouldn't be in distress if you'd use a little toothpaste. 1.2449 0.08517 49 41 4 4
944 Cut! Cut! The smoke is getting in my eyes again. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
945 I won the coin toss fair and square. 1.2449 0.06207 49 37 12 0
946 So after this, will you teach me how to fly. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
947 Damn, you made me swallow my joint. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
948 Now if only I had a pen! 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
949 The infamous "fencing dragon," was known for making shish-kabob of his opponents. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
950 I hate these politically correct fights 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
951 Just you wait till it's my choice of weapons! 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
952 You're doing it wrong. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
953 Does your coach know you have a distinctive tell? 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
954 The director wants a retake with more emotion. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
955 Jackie Paper: The Teenage Years. 1.2449 0.08517 49 41 4 4
956 Okay, but next week I get to choose the weapon. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
957 This way you reduce your carbon footprint. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
958 You have a point-but no smoking means no smoking. Just use the sword, and make the best of it. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
959 Medieval personal trainer: "Prithee, now parry with thy left forelimb, so we can work that undersized bicep!" 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
960 Wait! What I said is my ass is draggin'! 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
961 I'm not even using my dominant hand! 1.2449 0.06207 49 37 12 0
962 Your tiny arms slay me. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
963 Mind if I smoke? 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
964 You know the rules; the League has strict secondhand smoke regulations. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
965 Yes, you have to use the sword. 1.2444 0.07216 45 35 9 1
966 Stop whining, mom says we need to play fair. 1.2444 0.09076 45 38 3 4
967 No fair. You're using your good arm. 1.2444 0.07885 45 36 7 2
968 Surrender Burnie! 1.2444 0.08502 45 37 5 3
969 I'll share the reward if you'll throw the fight. 1.2444 0.07885 45 36 7 2
970 You realize you're the last of your breed ? 1.2444 0.08502 45 37 5 3
971 He thinks he's winning now. But just wait til he discovers that I'm not actually left-handed! 1.2444 0.07216 45 35 9 1
972 I need a pen! 1.2439 0.07635 41 32 8 1
973 You're going easy on me, aren't you? 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
974 C'mon quit Draggin your feet! 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
975 Young man, let me tell you something I knew St. George & you are no St. George 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
976 Don't blame me, Sir Dragon, blame the EPA! 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
977 Wait! Do you have a small arm too or were we both drawn badly. 1.2407 0.08332 54 46 3 5
978 Oh well i'll get him in the talent portion. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
979 Take that! You pathetic excuse for a mythical creature! 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
980 Are you aware this is a non-smoking venue? 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
981 Next round I get to choose the weapon. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
982 You agreed to the rules. Deal with it. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
983 I'm not left-handed either. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
984 Why am I smiling? Because I am not left-handed! 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
985 "How many times do I have to tell you...it's parry first, then lunge.". 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
986 Thank God it hasn't seen Game of Thrones. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
987 Coward! Fight me with your little hand! 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
988 I'm good until your allergies kick in. 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
989 Forge your own? 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
990 Heck no, I don't have a match! 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
991 If you want to maintain greater anatomical symmetry, you need to switch sword fighting arms from time to time. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
992 No value in fuming about the rules. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
993 Really! That's all you're made up of is hot air? 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
994 You think you're hot stuff. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
995 how do you think I feel? I'm right-handed! 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
996 Nothing like small arms practice, eh? 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
997 Parry, parry, thrust...better! 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
998 Hey, no smoking! 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
999 MY breath is bad?? 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
1000 Competitive parity is a fantasy. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
1001 We can call it a day if you need to catch your breath. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
1002 A deal's a deal. No slingshots, no fire. 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
1003 I can't believe I missed the part in ESPN's terms of competition that prohibited use of fire, wings or tails... 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
1004 Years learning your craft . . .and you end up in a heart burn ad. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
1005 do you really think the viewers at home are going to believe any of this? 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
1006 Now it's fair! 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
1007 See how much more fun this is!! 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
1008 Boring! I liked it better with me flying and you on a horse. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
1009 Indeed agility and size are still on your side, but the chain smoking is reducing your fitness. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
1010 Stupid sinus infection. 1.2391 0.08893 46 39 3 4
1011 I'm opening up a barbecue joint...want a job? 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
1012 That's right, twerp! I took a fencing class! By the way, how are your 'learning to breathe fire' classes going? 1.2391 0.06359 46 35 11 0
1013 Isn't this much more fun than gobbling me down in one bite? 1.2391 0.06359 46 35 11 0
1014 OK, yeah, the television series took some liberties. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
1015 No, I'm not "Puff." 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
1016 Thanks for being such a good sport. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
1017 It's not so much the heat as it is the humidity 1.2391 0.08332 46 38 5 3
1018 You call this a workout? Cmon, make me feel the burn! 1.2391 0.06359 46 35 11 0
1019 Wait. Stop. It's still not fair. 1.2391 0.08332 46 38 5 3
1020 Seems like your sword would be a lot bigger, buddy. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
1021 How about we stop fighting and go frolic in the autumn mist in Honnah Lee instead? 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
1022 Under armoured. It's the latest thing. 1.2381 0.07474 42 33 8 1
1023 C'mon! Put your heart into it! Show some spark! 1.2381 0.08893 42 35 4 3
1024 Extinct? I'll show you who's extinct, George! 1.2368 0.07942 38 30 7 1
1025 By George, I've had it with your second hand smoke. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
1026 I admire your rapid adaptation! 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
1027 We've made an "X". That means love. 1.2353 0.08207 51 43 4 4
1028 Sorry, but weapon allocation was decided before the first primary. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
1029 You're bulking up well, Dragon. Next week we work on your left arm. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
1030 You agreed. My choice of weapons. 1.2353 0.05999 51 39 12 0
1031 Hey, after this, you want to have lunch? 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
1032 This is a non-smoking area. 1.2353 0.05999 51 39 12 0
1033 Why the sword---the old flamethrower kaput? 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
1034 Not fair! You get armour! 1.2340 0.06243 47 36 11 0
1035 Smoking will slay you. 1.2340 0.06243 47 36 11 0
1036 No! No! Left paw behind back-spread legs, then parry. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
1037 Only after seeing the dragon's smoke did Sir Lance realize he left the porridge on the stove. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1038 Dang my little T-Rex arms! 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
1039 That dragon-slayer hype was just publicity from my agent. Let's go have a drink and settle this some other way. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
1040 I know I am wearing you down, cuz I can see you have little left 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
1041 Call a truce and I'll get you a job at Sizzler. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
1042 Why can't we resolve this with Rock, Paper, Scissors? 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
1043 Good, . . . now Simon Says lie on your back and bare your throat. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1044 I'm fighting fire with inadequacy! 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1045 Quit complaining. You still have the height advantage. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
1046 Okay, you can be Errol Flynn next time! 1.2340 0.08716 47 40 3 4
1047 you can meet Peter Dinklage AFTER the battle 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
1048 I know you got passed over for that part on "Game of Thrones", but incinerating an entire village- well, that's just pouting! 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
1049 Agreeing to play "rock-paper-scissors" with me for choice of weapons was clearly a blunder. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
1050 Why am I smiling? Because I know something you don't know...I am not left-handed! 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1051 Thank you for posing in my family crest 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
1052 You're no Errol Flynn. 1.2340 0.06243 47 36 11 0
1053 Let's say we call it quits and just go have beer. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
1054 You've been tampering with your Smaug-control device again, haven't you? 1.2340 0.09232 47 41 1 5
1055 Roleplay remember, roleplay. Come on!!! 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
1056 There must be an easier way to win a woman's heart. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1057 Geez, Puff! Your breath! Eat a mint! 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
1058 Trust me. Fire breathing has become something of a dragon cliche. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1059 and you smoke too ! 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1060 I hate fan fiction. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1061 Admitting you have an anger problem would go a hell of a long way toward ending global warming. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
1062 Let’s use our other arm. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
1063 You wanna quickly snapchat this with your free hand? 1.2326 0.07319 43 34 8 1
1064 My dragon pose is very relaxing 1.2326 0.07319 43 34 8 1
1065 En garde! For I, too, am magic and live by the sea! 1.2326 0.06519 43 33 10 0
1066 I didn't say Daenerys wasn't worthy, I just said she's a bottle-blonde. 1.2326 0.08702 43 36 4 3
1067 David and Godzilla 1.2326 0.07319 43 34 8 1
1068 You used to be my little puff 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
1069 By now we both know the outcome. Don't you think it's time to quit this charade? 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
1070 Can't do much with those tiny hands, can you? 1.2308 0.07759 39 31 7 1
1071 The winner gets genitals. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
1072 C'mon. Switch to your left arm like me. 1.2308 0.07759 39 31 7 1
1073 I get to choose the next game. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
1074 I'll stop the personal attacks when you actually stop smoking. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
1075 Why yes, it is a RED shirt. 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
1076 'Or the other way we settle this is I get you to offset your emissions in a carbon trading scheme' 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
1077 After I'm done with you you'll be nothing but a future high emission fuel product. 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
1078 No more "puff." No more "magic." 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
1079 As Puff aged, he needed a backup plan. 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
1080 Bring me the pen! 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
1081 If your sword doesn't kill me, the second-hand smoke will! 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
1082 I told you No Smoking in the Park! 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
1083 Seriously? I have breath mints in the car. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
1084 You're the one who suggested cap and trade. 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
1085 Excuse me, this is a non-smoking duel. 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
1086 I knew with those tiny hands of yours that your fire would be all smoke 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
1087 Is this role-playing helping your anger issues? 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
1088 Master this and it is on to jousting! 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
1089 I see you've upgraded your skill set. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
1090 This is all part of my plan: 'Let's make England great again!' 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
1091 Dragon? I thought they said my opponent would be draggin'. 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
1092 Can your mom teach my mom how to make costumes like that? 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
1093 I'd be worried more about second hand smoke. 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
1094 Ever thought of running for president? 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
1095 Ha! Who is full of hot air now? 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
1096 This is fair--we agreed that I won't use my laser eyes if you don't breathe fire. 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
1097 Everyone gets a trophy too! 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
1098 In 1000 years, there will be a TV show about us! 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
1099 If you go easy on me, you can be my new logo. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
1100 I'm enjoying the hell out of this fire ban. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
1101 I have to admit, I'm a little disappointed: I thought your sword would have been HUGE. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
1102 This is a non-smoking land. 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
1103 First rule of Sword Fight Club is nobody talks about Sword Fight Club. The second rule is no fire-breathing. Sorry dude. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
1104 Sir Gregory had crossed swords before with team mascots but on this occasion he realized he was fighting an uphill battle. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
1105 Harry I think you're wearing the wrong costume for this scene. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
1106 Remember now. You have to say "Touché!" or it doesn't count. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
1107 The pun is mightier than the sword 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
1108 I stopped smoking, and you can, too. 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
1109 Don't even think about blowing smoke up there 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
1110 Fine. We'll fight fire with fire. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
1111 Sorry, dude, liability issue. 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
1112 Make a wish. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
1113 It's General Jackie now, Puff, and I rule Honnah Lee. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
1114 I'm one Danish you won't get for breakfast today, Grendel! 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
1115 Let's make this good, Fafnir. Someday operas will be written about this. 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
1116 We're not in Honnah Lee anymore! 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
1117 There is an asteroid coming this way and ithas your name on it. 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
1118 Quit complaining. I gave you three strokes a side last week when we played golf. 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
1119 I can't believe he fell for the old "choice of weaons" trick. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
1120 That's right, my name's George. What's it to ya? 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
1121 There is something you do not know. I am not left-handed. 1.2264 0.08365 53 46 2 5
1122 I won't let this matter drag on! 1.2250 0.09120 40 34 3 3
1123 Look, Shorty, there's no epic poem in this for you! 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
1124 I'd like to suggest a mouthwash that kills germs and lasts for hours. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
1125 The matching algorithm was right about "uniquely compatible". 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
1126 Watch out ! I bet you're ticklish ! 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
1127 you do know that this is a 'no smoking' zone now, don't you..? 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
1128 Who is this Queensberry anyway? 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
1129 Stop complaining. You chose the weapons the last time we dueled. 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
1130 Don't complain. You can be Obi Wan next time. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
1131 If you really want me to continue as your trainer, you're going to have to work on that attitude. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
1132 Next time I pick the dueling weapons! 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
1133 No, I don't think giving you a shield would make this fight any fairer. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
1134 Paper beats rock. Sword beats fire. I etched the rules. 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
1135 You would have been TOAST by now! 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
1136 All right, all right. We'll do best 2 out of 3. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
1137 If your available for dinner, we can do flambe again? 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
1138 My quest, my weapons....pea brain. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
1139 Even frolicking in the autumn mist brings out the haters. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
1140 On second thought, the winner should be determined by a dance-off. 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
1141 This will look good on your college application. 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
1142 It's always just pistols or sabers. Fire's never an option. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
1143 Next you'll want armor. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
1144 Next round I can use my right hand and you can spew fire 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
1145 Expelliarmus! 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
1146 Next stop for you-- extinction. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
1147 Ha, foolish dragon! Without a shield such as mine you will surely perish!! 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1148 I hear ya, but even here at Game Of Thrones Fantasy Camp, there are just a limited number of roles you can play. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1149 It's just nice to get out of the house, you know? 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
1150 I could just incinerate you, you know! 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1151 Why not just incinerate me? Well because you don't want to labeled a one trick dragon now do you? 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1152 I can beat you with my left hand! 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1153 His patience wearing thin, Puff felt increasingly unfriendly toward Lord Marshmallow. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1154 Quit complaining and lunge already. If you're gonna quit smoking, you've got to learn how to do this. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1155 Your breath smells like kerosine. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1156 I shall defeat thee, windmill! 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1157 Are you sure the right is your dominant hand? 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1158 I dislike our new union regulations 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
1159 At your house, we can play with your toys. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1160 I think I should have chosen pistols at 30 paces. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1161 I am telling you again, no smoking at the Park. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1162 That crack about your breath was merely a statement of fact. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1163 Now that we have agreed upon "Medieval Rules for Dragon Combat, Version 2.7", shall we begin? 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1164 Get to the point. Damsels await. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1165 You talk big, but your hands are really small! 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1166 Kudos to you for being chivalrous. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1167 Eyes on my feet, Pterry--it's all in the footwork. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1168 Ah, so all that smoking finally caught up with you. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1169 Give up and I'll let you go. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1170 Looks like someone else is a little shorthanded too! 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1171 You rascal, Puff. You ate Little Jackie Paper! 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
1172 I could swear they asked for a volunteer to fight a dragonfly. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
1173 I'm teaching you this because you've transitioned from breathing fire to blowing smoke. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
1174 You challenged, and I chose the weapons. So stop kvetching. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
1175 You got to love regulations. 1.2200 0.08226 50 43 3 4
1176 I travel all the way to Honnah Lee to confront childhood guilt, and this is what I get. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
1177 I keep telling you Game Of Thrones is a tv show! 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
1178 He has a Beowulf complex. 1.2195 0.07418 41 33 7 1
1179 Take that, Lefty. 1.2195 0.08199 41 34 5 2
1180 This isn't a fair fight. You have a shield and I don't. 1.2195 0.07418 41 33 7 1
1181 Further proof that weight gain is not the worst part of quitting smoking. 1.2195 0.08199 41 34 5 2
1182 It's not as much fun when it's an even fight, is it? 1.2195 0.07418 41 33 7 1
1183 Queensbury rules? I thought that was boxing. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1184 After this, would you show me how to blow smoke rings? 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
1185 Hi. I'm George. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
1186 Quit complaining - you wanted to play rock-paper-scissors to pick weapons. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
1187 Your upper body is weak but great opposable thumb work 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
1188 I'm getting tired of your constant complaints about the rules being 'rigged'. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
1189 Look at these hands, are they small hands? I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee. 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
1190 Best of three? 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
1191 I see King Arthur has friends at the E.P.A. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
1192 When my people get on the Rules Committee, it will be a different story! 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
1193 This has been so much easier since the Geneva Protocol. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
1194 It's not fair when you wear a flame retardant suit. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
1195 Remember! We all have to do our bit to reduce greenhouse gas emissions. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
1196 Well now, suddenly this feels terribly unfair. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
1197 I lost it playing Rock, Paper, Scissors. 1.2174 0.08173 46 39 4 3
1198 No, I will not fight left-handed 1.2174 0.08173 46 39 4 3
1199 What, you never heard of fighting fire with fire? 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
1200 Two out of three, and loser buys the beer. 1.2174 0.08173 46 39 4 3
1201 No offense pal, but I’ve seen better wings on an emu. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
1202 Not so brave without your flames, are ya? 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
1203 Hey, that's unfair...why does he get a shield? 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
1204 If this weren't a no-smoking zone you wouldn't stand a chance! 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
1205 You just slay me, Puff! 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
1206 Ok look, I'm a feudal knight and you appear to be....uh....well uh fire breathing dragon. But it's all good....no need for violence. I think that we can get through this, right. You speaka da English?? 1.2174 0.08744 46 40 2 4
1207 These new no-smoking rules are killing me! 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
1208 OK, we've tried it your way, now it's my turn... 1.2174 0.08173 46 39 4 3
1209 Cowardly beast, where are your dragon balls? 1.2174 0.08744 46 40 2 4
1210 Keep a lid on it, Bazzalth, Destroyer of Men. You know this is a smoke-free zone. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
1211 I see that centuries of smoking has finally diminished you lung capacity. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
1212 I'm warning you Mister! You're playing with fire! 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
1213 Stop pouting! You're the one who said swords or fire. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
1214 All I'm saying is, if you have a problem with the carbon tax, raise it at the next town hall meeting. next town hall meeting. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
1215 You should have a shield to make this a fair fight. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
1216 Yes, I promise this will help build upper body strength 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
1217 One more snort out of you, and I'll have to use my pen. 1.2174 0.08173 46 39 4 3
1218 Princess? Nah, I'm just here for the Cardio workout. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
1219 Smoking should have stunted your growth. 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
1220 Grrr, stupid pilot light! 1.2174 0.08173 46 39 4 3
1221 An historical rendering of the infamous battle between the fearless Righty Knighty and the fierce Lefty Lucy. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
1222 So this is your first triathlon? You're gonna need to pace yourself or the swim will kill you! 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
1223 Killin's much easier when your pilot light stays lit. 1.2174 0.08173 46 39 4 3
1224 Dude, in any of the silly role playing games you ever thought you mastered, is there a level called, "Toast"? 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
1225 Fight like a triceratops. 1.2162 0.08781 37 31 4 2
1226 Stop complaining. You got to choose where we had lunch. 1.2162 0.06861 37 29 8 0
1227 Stop fuming! You'll get the hang of it soon. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1228 So—given the disparity of our sizes and your apparent anger and the potential of the harm that may happen to me, let’s call the whole thing off. 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
1229 O, treach’rous villain! Thee falsely boasteth in thy Airbnb listing thy lair possesses "absolute privacy and seclusion." 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
1230 I don't know which one of us looks sillier. 1.2143 0.06408 42 33 9 0
1231 As soon as we finish the fencing lesson we'll move on to hot yoga. I think you will be a natural at that! 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
1232 When exactly did this 'your choice of weapons' rule start? 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
1233 Will the angry mob be staying for dinner, sir? 1.2143 0.08713 42 36 3 3
1234 Drop your sword and fly away or I'll give your knee a big Boo-Boo. 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
1235 I hate the new safety regulations too. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
1236 So this is the thanks i get for introducing you to your opposable thumb?! 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
1237 Sir Bernie believed this was a contest of equals. But soon he would feel the burn. 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
1238 Do you know what they say about dragons with small hands? 1.2143 0.08713 42 36 3 3
1239 Allergies? 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
1240 En garde you flameless excuse for a terrible lizard. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
1241 Hamilton you say...Meet Puff Daddy! 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
1242 Your biggest weakness is your overconfidence. 1.2143 0.08713 42 36 3 3
1243 I'm way better at this than I thought Id' be. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
1244 "Dagnabbit, my left nostril is always a misfiring"! 1.2143 0.08713 42 36 3 3
1245 If you really want to win on Dancing With The Stars, you have to quit smoking and practice, practice, practice! 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
1246 Remember - you wanted to flip for choice of weapon! 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
1247 I fell for that Jackie Paper stuff once. 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
1248 First, the rules, no fire extinguishers! 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
1249 I got this... 1.2128 0.08010 47 40 4 3
1250 Say it...I dare you! 1.2128 0.08010 47 40 4 3
1251 That’s what you get for swallowing a fire extinguisher. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
1252 Wait, you're a righty? 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
1253 Come on. You're not even trying. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
1254 I admire you for trying to kick that fire breathing habit. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
1255 Damn these Marquis of Queensberry rules! 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
1256 Use your thighs! 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
1257 What a waste of an opposable thumb! 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
1258 I just want to thank you for being such a good sport. 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
1259 If i told you once i told you a thousand times, not to smoke 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
1260 Sorry to do this Pete, but that book was fiction. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
1261 Puff's reputation was quickly ruined after Jackie brought him to show and tell. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
1262 Hey, simmer down! Remember, you hired ME to teach YOU sword fighting. 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
1263 Cut! The dragon doesn't incinerate the dwarf until next week's episode. 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
1264 I haven't seen a forearm like that since the '68 Wimbledon. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
1265 No fair! You have a shield! 1.2128 0.08010 47 40 4 3
1266 This strep throat of mine is only going to buy you an extra twelve seconds or so. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
1267 I despise second-hand smoke. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
1268 I won the toss so get over it. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
1269 Isn't that just like a dragon? Brings a rapier to a longsword fight. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
1270 How about that breath mint? 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
1271 How long are we going to let this feud drag-on? 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
1272 Trust me, incinerating someone is so last year. 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
1273 Afraid to use your stubby little left arm? 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
1274 If you'd stop smoking, you'd have better wind. 1.2128 0.08010 47 40 4 3
1275 Actually, I'm carbon-neutral 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
1276 It feels good to play fair, right? 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
1277 You rely too much on your right arm. 1.2128 0.08010 47 40 4 3
1278 Dang EPA rules! 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
1279 Show me where in the rules it says I can't incinerate you. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
1280 Inigo smiled and continued to let the dragon think he was left-handed. 1.2128 0.08010 47 40 4 3
1281 Realizing he had forgotten both shield and helmet, the ferocious Smorgy was no longer sure of his chances against Sir Fancypants. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
1282 ...and he's lunging towards the dragon...swords crossed...the dragon is armed and ready...ladies and gentlemen, this one's gonna be a scorcher! 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
1283 rock, paper, sword 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
1284 Okay, you find a better way to let off steam. 1.2121 0.07227 33 26 7 0
1285 How many times do I have to explain this? It's cultural exchange, not cultural appropriation. 1.2105 0.08566 38 32 4 2
1286 Game of Thrones: Budget Edition 1.2105 0.06702 38 30 8 0
1287 Let's try it again. You've really gotta learn to hit lefties too. 1.2105 0.07691 38 31 6 1
1288 "I'd like to see a little more lunge in your "On Guard". 1.2105 0.06702 38 30 8 0
1289 "Scorched earth policy"? No, what does that mean? 1.2105 0.06702 38 30 8 0
1290 You think you're so hot! 1.2105 0.06702 38 30 8 0
1291 Too bad. It's not my fault that you forgot your shield. 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
1292 When a casual Altoid offer is misconstrued. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1293 I'm hoping the concept will be picked up by HBO! 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1294 How Bernie sees the race. 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
1295 Wait, can we take a selfie first? 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1296 This is still not a fair fight; you need to switch hands. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1297 Peckerhead 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1298 Banned from burning fossil fuel... Puff resorts to Plan B. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1299 Ah, looks like it's barbecue "knight" tonight!!! 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1300 Remember only you can prevent forest fires 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1301 Yo mama was so ugly... 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
1302 You killed my father, prepare to die. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1303 It's my first day as a Dragon Taunter, so go easy on me. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1304 "We're going to need bigger swords". 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
1305 No, no, no, no; first I lunge, then YOU parry. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1306 This is what happens when liberals enact sword control legislation. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1307 Have you ever heard of David and Goliath? 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1308 You know, they say your junk is proportional to your sword. 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
1309 Dragon: "You know I don't have to use a sword, right?" 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1310 Look at it this way -- you still have a reach advantage. 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
1311 I shall defeat thee student loan! 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
1312 The caucus system ensures it's a fair fight. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1313 You're about to become extinct, so give it up. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
1314 Knighty, you're gonna be toast. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
1315 I know you like basketball but this will get you into Yale. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
1316 Puff tries to lower his carbon footprint 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
1317 Yesterday, I had a fight with my boss. And he fired me too. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
1318 I know....I know....it has not been quite the same since we unionized. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
1319 How dare you call my suit of armor a cute little outfit. 1.2059 0.08208 34 28 5 1
1320 Still better than dealing with the cable company. 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
1321 Knock it off Bernie 1.2051 0.06550 39 31 8 0
1322 Be forewarned. I have defeated many windmills. 1.2051 0.08361 39 33 4 2
1323 "Dragon-Breath" was meant as a term of endearment. 1.2051 0.08361 39 33 4 2
1324 Don't you know that smoking is bad for your health? 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
1325 This would make a great tattoo. 1.2051 0.06550 39 31 8 0
1326 You have tiny hands. 1.2051 0.09132 39 34 2 3
1327 Hi I’m Mike, Saint George couldn’t make it today. 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
1328 Don't even think of it, I just ate raw garlic. 1.2051 0.08361 39 33 4 2
1329 Hey, it's not my fault that you don't have a shield. 1.2051 0.08361 39 33 4 2
1330 Let me catch my breath. 1.2051 0.08361 39 33 4 2
1331 You’ll never be any good at this, Roscoe, until you quit smoking. 1.2051 0.06550 39 31 8 0
1332 David could do it _and so can I " "David could do it and so can I 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
1333 Mine IS bigger! 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1334 Out of puff, are we? 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
1335 Ha! Fooled you into a no smoking zone! 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
1336 These league safety precautions are getting to be too much 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
1337 Thoughts on using your left hand? 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1338 How did I ever get talked into letting him choose weapons? 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
1339 Look, stop complaining. I said we could postpone until you got your pilot light going again. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
1340 Twenty years later, Jackie Paper returns to find that Puff is not so forgiving for leaving him. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
1341 Stupid fire safety code... 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1342 Remember, if I last more than one minute, I get a date with Kalessi. 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
1343 Fire, and it'll be all over social media in a minute. 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
1344 Just let me train you already! 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
1345 Whatever you do, DON'T SNEEZE. 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
1346 Oh, yeah? Well, my mom's the QUEEN of Dragons! 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
1347 If I lose, I'll get fired. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1348 You put your right claw in, you put your right claw out... 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
1349 Hey, I wanted rock paper scissors - sword fight was your choice ! 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
1350 "You look and act quite fierce, but your tiny hands give away your true abilities". 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1351 Try again, but get your breath closer to the spark. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1352 If we play our cards right, we can be stars on "Game of Thrones"! 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
1353 Sir Loin's last words: "I say, noble dragon, what's the dilly with your left arm?" 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
1354 When I slay you it's gonna be HUGE. 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
1355 Stop complaining... Proper swordsmanship will come in handy when you've lost that fire in your belly. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1356 I was wondering if at the next break you would mind making the toast? 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1357 So where do you sheath that thing, anyway? 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
1358 These are swords, mate. Welcome to the 12th century! 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1359 Boy, was THAT the wrong number for Hot Wings! 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1360 There once was a dragon named Pyre, Who often fought knights for hire. But once the battle commenced, The knight need only to wince, And Pyre would end it with fire. 1.2045 0.08951 44 39 1 4
1361 He is playing with fire. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1362 My girlfriend said she'd get a tattoo of the winner! 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
1363 But this IS how they do it on Game of Thrones. 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
1364 This fight seems to just drag-on... 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
1365 Remember, anything below the belt is a foul. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1366 Have you tried the patches? 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1367 You promise to make this a clean fight? 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
1368 Southpaws always gave Drago trouble. 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
1369 I told you to quit smoking. Look, you're already out of breath. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1370 Mine's bigger proportionally. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
1371 New to Tinder: Just slay right. 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
1372 Challenger has choice of weapons,? Who came up with that rule? 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
1373 Don't patronize me 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
1374 Oh Puff, I can't believe it's come to this. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1375 Al Gore fighting global warming 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1376 The smoking ban has been a real game changer. 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
1377 The crap you have to put up with when it comes to your in-laws. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1378 See? It's a lot more fun if we both only use swords! 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1379 Now thrust. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1380 A short lived fad: Knights in white satin. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
1381 Your wife is a fire-breathing lizard. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1382 my cartoon, my rules. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1383 One fiery sneeze and this will all be over..... 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
1384 You should really quit smoking! 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1385 How long must this battle drag on? 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1386 Oh, sure, I should just let you breathe fire on me. Yeah, that's fair. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1387 Sir Gallahad! Can you hear me in there?! 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1388 Et tu, Brute? 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
1389 What have you been smokin', Puff? 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1390 Dragons live forever, but not so little boys... 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
1391 I really appreciate you doing this. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1392 If I can't kill you your smoking will. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
1393 Just remember, no breathing fire or flying!! 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1394 There's something I ought to tell you. I'm not left-handed either! 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
1395 ... And STEP, two, three, four, SWING, two, three, four... 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
1396 Aha, I see you can't take the irony, my friend. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1397 Simon says "Hands Up!" 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
1398 ... But I identify as a princess. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
1399 Stop goofing around, you made smoke come out of my nose! 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1400 Thank God for the Geneva Conventions. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1401 Thanks for agreeing to fight with swords! 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
1402 I had you at Puff. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1403 I will not take back that tweet. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
1404 You're finished without that fire in your belly! 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1405 Ha, ha! Who's going to be toast now, ey? 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
1406 Stop calling me 'Lefty'...it's insensitive. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
1407 You're Fired 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
1408 You're so touchy about your small hands! 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
1409 Ha. Fighting a south paw isn't as easy as you thought, is it? 1.2000 0.08982 35 30 3 2
1410 As a fire marshall, I am afraid I can not allow this smoking violation to drag on. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1411 Full disclosure. I'm not kosher. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1412 I just thought getting out of your comfort zone would make you more empathic, leading us to a healthier conflict resolution. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
1413 You're no Puff. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
1414 Don't blame me. You're the one who said no fire, no wings and no tail. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
1415 I come to cut your greenhouse gas emissions 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1416 If only I'd gotten to choose fire as the weapon for this duel. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
1417 The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1418 I can't believe you agreed to sword fighting! 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1419 Here's the deal: If I win, you go back to Japan; if you win, I go back to Norway. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
1420 No I don't frolic and No this isn't Honnah Lee! 1.2000 0.08762 45 40 1 4
1421 Enjoy your last smoke; this will not drag-on. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
1422 I know you're burnt out. But this is ridiculous. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
1423 I promise round 2 will include the fire breathing competition. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
1424 Wow! Did you see that move? I'm on FIRE now! 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
1425 When I auditioned for a part on "Game of Thrones", this wasn't exactly what I had in mind. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1426 The tale of Tim the Eager, St. George's second cousin, is sadly forgotten. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
1427 At least you don't have to fight lefty. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
1428 You're smart to keep up with technology. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1429 You're lucky there's a burn ban in effect, Sir John. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
1430 Smaug is not a big fan of the coin toss. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
1431 I won the toss. Did you think I would choose the pen? 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1432 Dragon slaying is just a job. But designing fashionable dragon-slaying under armor is my passion. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
1433 You should cover your mouth when you cough. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
1434 Puff, you know that smoking lowers your endurance. 1.2000 0.08982 35 30 3 2
1435 Remind me to thank whoever sets our CGI budget. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1436 You're steamed because you're on a raw food diet. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1437 Well at least I have a better reach. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
1438 Your tiny hands have reminded me to vote! 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1439 I declare, however foul the sulfurous belching, thy small hands doom thee. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1440 Don't get huffy, I'm a superdelegate! 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
1441 Saving the princess? Oh, no, I'm in this for the dragon selfie! 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
1442 Don't call me dragon breath, you conehead! 1.2000 0.09873 35 31 1 3
1443 The only weapon that will suffice, for a dragon with asthma... 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1444 Once again I'll explain: we are using swords because of a fire ordinance. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
1445 I'm sorry I forgot to give you a shield. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
1446 The luck of the coin toss is everything. 1.2000 0.08916 40 35 2 3
1447 Look, I don’t make the rules, starting a fire in the park is prohibited. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
1448 No need to get hot; it's just a game. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1449 Damn those antacids! 1.2000 0.08165 45 39 3 3
1450 Look - your mother's calling ya for diner! 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
1451 Aaark! They called up the left-hander. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1452 The Bernie-Trump debate. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
1453 When you're ready to fight, say: 'Fire!' 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
1454 I told you that you need to fight fire with fire 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
1455 Why don't I get a shield? 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
1456 Trust me, I think this would work out better if you had a Snickers bar. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
1457 You shoulda taken 'Truth" kid. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
1458 You’re the one who told me that it never hurts to ask. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
1459 Ok I'm warmed up, let's start. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
1460 My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
1461 Hasn't anyone told you about mouthwash? 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
1462 Can't we put this to arbitration ? 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
1463 You just right-swiped the wrong damsel, dragon! 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1464 Ha! You weren't expecting to have to fight against a lefty, were you?! 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1465 SPARKY..........is that you buddy 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1466 Can we get this dual over with? It's really starting to drag-on. 1.1951 0.08709 41 36 2 3
1467 Hey it's not my fault you forgot your lighter. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1468 Bend at the knees and lunge... and smile. I SAID, SMILE! 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1469 Bernie vs. Trump 1.1951 0.08709 41 36 2 3
1470 Look at that! Your sword matches the size of your hands! 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1471 You haven't watched the swordsman scene in "Raiders of the Lost Ark," have you? 1.1951 0.08709 41 36 2 3
1472 Sure, eliminating gluten from your diet will have its side-effects, but your skin looks marvelous! 1.1951 0.08709 41 36 2 3
1473 If you think this is futile, imagine jousting. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1474 Yeah, and your breath smells, too. 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
1475 Ha! You call that a riposte? I could tell from your first parry that you were no foilsman! 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1476 I think a section of the Geneva Convention covers this. 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
1477 The heartbreak of emphysema. 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
1478 Next time lets play rock-paper-scissors instead. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1479 Being placed in the remedial sword fighting class greatly displeased Ivan. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1480 Don't be so touche. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1481 Until you regain fire breathing capabilities, this a skill you need to master. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1482 Tiny hands. Little Marco. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1483 Bernie, you can't win. We play by party rules. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1484 Your short arms are no match for mine 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1485 When in Rome, fight as the Romans fight. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1486 The knight tricked the dragon into an unlikely cease-fire. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1487 Puff, Smokey, whatever. Do something about that dragon breath or I'm going to have to kill you. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1488 Gadzooks! Me thinks thou art not so reluctant as local hearsay. 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
1489 Political establishment versus Electorate! 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
1490 Times were a bit awkward before the pen became mightier than the sword. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1491 I'm Bernie, You're not! 1.1951 0.08709 41 36 2 3
1492 Oh, stop complaining about you "alligator arms!" Do you hear me going on about my inability to breathe fire? 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1493 Look you need to learn sword-fighting if you want to be in the next season! 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1494 I really shouldn't have to go through all this; I already have enough super delegates to win. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1495 I'll show you who's bathroom you can't use. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1496 I see you appreciate the irony of the phrase 'fight fire with fire'. 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
1497 No, you're not welcome at the Round Table. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1498 This CPOD is really going to kill me 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1499 I do remind you that this is a smoke free zone 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
1500 Challenging you to a sword fight was ridiculous. I should have stuck with my natural advantages of fire, flight, and a big fast tail. 1.1951 0.08709 41 36 2 3
1501 You may be Magic in the Kingdom of Colorado, but not around here. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1502 I'M HOT HEADED? 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1503 No, it's you who is under-compensating. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1504 You got to pick where we had lunch. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1505 Switch hands and see what happens! 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1506 Hah! Can't handle a lefty! 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1507 You should really think about switching sword arms every once in a while. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1508 En garde, Monsieur Puff! 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1509 "I realize it isn't fair that my shield gives me an advantage". 1.1944 0.08746 36 31 3 2
1510 Ok Mitty, why do your mid-life crises always end so badly for me? 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
1511 Fine, but only becaues it's your birthday. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1512 Stop talking about the size of my hands! 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1513 if you want to make it a level playing field eat jalapeños 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
1514 Then why are you smiling?" "Because I know something you don't know." "And what is that?" "I... am not left-handed. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
1515 You were too slow on the counter-parry-riposte. Again! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1516 Thou still will be condemned by bards for use of disproportionate force! 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
1517 Thanks, but I gave up on smoking. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1518 Behind the scenes of How to Train Your Dragon. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
1519 By my troth, I will NOT bring you a shrubbery! 1.1905 0.08512 42 37 2 3
1520 Live and let live? What would mythology say of me? 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1521 I'm afraid to I must warn you I'm not left handed! 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1522 After all that schooling, I'm still ashamed to admit the sad fact that I don't know how to use a sword. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1523 Your father fell for the beer bong, too. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1524 You'd best be vaping. Feudal estates now operate exclusively smoke-free. 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
1525 You'll just have to do the best you can. It's not MY fault you took a Tums. 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
1526 These were the best swords I could find, so stop complaining. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1527 Actually, most of what I've read says I am supposed to win. 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
1528 Scissors! 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1529 I wouldn't bring a 'breathing fire' to a sword fight. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1530 No. YOUR Mama. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1531 Criss-cross, applesauce! 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1532 Damn you! Remember who's the alpha here. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1533 Yeah, well Puff the Magic Dragon is gonna trash your middle age spread. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1534 Put down your weapon and fight like a man. 1.1905 0.08512 42 37 2 3
1535 Oh, there is something I should tell you. I am not left-handed either. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1536 Didn't anyone ever tell you don't bring a knife to a firefight ? 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1537 This millennium's off to a rough start 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
1538 You never practiced with your left arm, did you? 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1539 See? THIS is how good it feels to fight fairly! 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
1540 If you can't fence any better than that, this fight will drag on all day. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1541 Rock, paper, scissors? 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1542 OK, now you teach me how to breath fire and we'll be even. 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
1543 Who you calling a hottie? 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1544 I'm sick of these stand-in gigs! 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1545 Mano a...? 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
1546 St. George, by George 1.1905 0.08512 42 37 2 3
1547 Have you tried taking an antacid for that heartburn? 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1548 I heard you needed some help blowing off steam 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1549 Sir Dawkins used the dragon's evolutionary disadvantage against him. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1550 Why do you always get to make the rules? 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1551 This is my first heavyweight fight. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1552 Puff is miscast yet again. 1.1905 0.08512 42 37 2 3
1553 The new rules have diminished the game. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1554 Face it, the future is video gaming. We are just two more victims of a disruptive technology. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1555 If I win, you get a tattoo of me. 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
1556 You are causing this duel to Drag on. 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
1557 Take that to your super delegates. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1558 See? A level playing field! 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
1559 You know this is a smoke-free zone, right? 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1560 Hey, we've just started foolin' around and you're already smoking? 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1561 Tough break Puff- this isn't the NBA 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1562 Saint George was awarded the Bronze medal in the first Olympic fencing match 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
1563 Hey! No smoking either. 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
1564 Touché? You’ll soon be toast. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1565 Sorry, Puff, but since I got back I think we both know Honali ain't big enough for the two of us. 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
1566 This is stupid. How 'bout if I just eat you. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1567 Stop fuming, we'll play dungeons and dragons tomorrow 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1568 This seems like a much more civilized way to decide which of us will be our parties nominee 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1569 No, no, no! Your footwork's atrocious! How's the princess supposed to believe you slayed me? 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
1570 Please, this as a no smoking area. 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
1571 Finally no more fossil fuels, on guard! 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1572 Because carbon monoxide emissions from burning dragon methane are a major cause of global warming. 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
1573 This contest is rigged. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1574 Look...I understand that you're frustrated. Next time don't pick a fight after you eat ice cream. 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
1575 You really need to do something about that bad breath. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1576 So what's this 'One Cool Trick' you use to win every fight? 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1577 I miss the elephant in the living room... 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1578 I hate this raw food craze 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1579 You should stop smoking. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1580 I'm just asking. Do you play chess? 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1581 Want to grab a bite after the show? 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1582 Wait, was I the next surprise character death, or you? 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1583 Event Number Four: Medieval Decathlon 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1584 The early years of motivation programs 1.1905 0.08512 42 37 2 3
1585 Hold up--that's my mobile. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1586 Sorry, but you're my tenth lesson today, so you know what part of me is dragon. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1587 ...and your mamma has dragon breath! 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1588 Honestly, these no smoking polices are medieval 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1589 I'm sorry you didn't win that new Fiat, but free fencing lessons for a year is certainly nothing to sneeze at. 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
1590 Dastardly dragon, if the smoking doesn't kill you, I will! 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1591 Come on puff, can't we rekindle just a little of that 60s magic? 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1592 Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1593 Nonsense! I gave you the option of bows & arrows. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1594 Did you have to take it literally? 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1595 This is what happens when dragons grow up without fathers. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1596 Would you like fries with me? 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
1597 Would you like some fries with me? 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
1598 I'm a super delegate, I have an advantage at determining the outcome. 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
1599 Okay, now we're fighting fair. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1600 We'll be the best of friends in the season 2 prequel flashbacks 1.1875 0.09459 32 28 2 2
1601 A little breath mint wouldn't hurt, you know... 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1602 Amazon said they'd be bigger. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1603 This fight sure is dragon on 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1604 Seriously? 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1605 This is such a waste of my true talents. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
1606 They say vaporing can help with the mood swings 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
1607 It's better for the climate. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
1608 Damn these small arms! 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
1609 Next week we will do the fire-breathing contest. 1.1860 0.08323 43 38 2 3
1610 Drogon had learned an important lesson: Never take an antacid before a fight. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
1611 Looks like you brought a knife to a firefight 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
1612 What? You said I could choose weapons. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
1613 Uh-oh. Never bring a sword to a firefight. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
1614 I must warn you, I’m binge-watching Game of Thrones. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
1615 Ha! Run out of firepower I see! 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
1616 And if they attack like this...block an parry. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
1617 You will not live to regret agreeing to a small arms duel! 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
1618 Oh yeah? Well, your mamma's full of hot air too! 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
1619 Aw, come on. Get into it. Spit some fire! 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
1620 Listen, would you be willing to kneel as well? 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
1621 You have no idea how hard it is to be a lefty. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
1622 OK, big fella - I promise - next time YOU get to choose the weapons. 1.1860 0.08323 43 38 2 3
1623 My kingdom for a freakin' lozenge. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
1624 With breath like that no wonder everyone wants to slay you! 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
1625 Full disclosure, my mother's cousin's brother-in-law's aunt was the Mother of Dragons, so... 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
1626 Looks like somebody needs to hit the gym. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
1627 Do you mind if I use a slingshot instead? 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
1628 I know something that you don't know...I'm really righthanded 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
1629 Mine's a toothpick. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
1630 alright Puff - show me your magic! 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
1631 Don't be so steamed. You got to choose weapons last time. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
1632 Hey! We agreed to do this left-handed. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
1633 Wait! Before we start, do you need a drink of water? 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
1634 My mom said, that your mom said, you have to let me win. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
1635 Now it's your turn to "Feel the Bern"! 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
1636 Fair fight? My hands are Trump size! 1.1860 0.08323 43 38 2 3
1637 No posting about Game of Thrones until at least Tuesday! 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
1638 My mom said I have to be home before dark. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
1639 My name's George. What's yours? 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
1640 I've got to rethink becoming a knight, if this is the initiation. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
1641 C'mon . . . is that all you've got? 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
1642 I read the books, so I already know that you're going to die! 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
1643 One of these days, Little Jackie Paper, one of these days... 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
1644 How appropriate... you wield your sword like a fire breathing dragon! 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
1645 Don't you think it a bit weird that neither of our seconds showed up? 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
1646 It's not the length of the sword that counts, rather the zest with which you wield it. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
1647 ...99. 100. Now we switch to dueling breaths. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
1648 See? Parry, then thrust. Now you. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
1649 Huge Dino loses his temper when someone makes fun of his small hands! 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
1650 No you can not have one last smoke! 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
1651 There's no way I was trying to hit on your sister! 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
1652 Just a few more drills and then you can go roast some hobbits. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
1653 May I ask if fire-breathing is permitted? 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
1654 You have excellent form. May I ask, Harvard or Yale? 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
1655 Time out! I have to adjust my tights. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
1656 "En Garde" St. George v. The Two Eyed, Two Horned, Flying, Papal People, Eater 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
1657 Next, I'll teach you how to use a fork. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
1658 The rules are clear, the first two out of three with swords then we fight with fire. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1659 I don't even get a shield? This game is rigged. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1660 Little hands! Little hands! 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1661 I do him left handed. Otherwise it's over too quickly. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1662 Auditioning for the dragon on Game of Thrones requires versatility . 1.1842 0.09126 38 34 1 3
1663 After the sword fight, can we have a fire-breathing contest? 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1664 Hi, Donald, I'm Hillary! 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1665 Nice costume, I hope! 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1666 Saint George -- The Early Years 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1667 This IS my warrior one yoga pose. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1668 I bet you can't look between your legs. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1669 Get over it. No fire-breathing, new EPA standards. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1670 Remember--we agreed you wouldn't breathe fire if I wouldn't. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1671 It wouldn't have come down to this if my pilot light hadn't gone out. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1672 She'll be impressed if your learn to fight like a man. 1.1842 0.09126 38 34 1 3
1673 Why am I not allowed to have a shield too? 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1674 I'm not really left-handed either! 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1675 Swords? Really? 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1676 No, you suspend YOUR disbelief! 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1677 I think I hear your mom calling. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1678 How is this training going to help me survive an asteroid? 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1679 It makes such a difference to wear a tank top! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1680 The dragon, distracted by the knight's request to fight with swords as equals, failed to see the diseased lung that had been catapulted at his face. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
1681 What's with the attitude? 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
1682 I've been commanded to put an end to your frolicking 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
1683 I ordered them from Amazon. 1.1818 0.08143 44 39 2 3
1684 I can forgive you for destroying my village--but you will pay dearly for spoiling last week's Game of Thrones! 1.1818 0.06818 33 27 6 0
1685 I'm assuming you don't get much practice with a sword. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
1686 Gas prices are killing me. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
1687 Don't expect me to sympathize with you on your COPD. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
1688 Did I say fat? No, it makes you look full figured. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
1689 I was hoping maybe we could roast a few marshmallows after the match. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1690 Remember the rules. 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
1691 Tough without a thumb, eh big guy? 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
1692 My name is Inigo Montoya. I am not left-handed. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1693 Oh, Barney ... you won't see him no more! 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1694 You're jolly right. This is more fun than Dungeons & Dragons. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1695 I up your roar with this warrior pose. Namaste. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1696 Evas foul beast, your foot work be as lousy as your political view. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1697 Hold on, I have a blindfold for you too. 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1698 This is a lot more interesting than tilting at windmills! 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
1699 So you think slaying you is fun for me? 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1700 you sure have small hands for such a big guy. 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
1701 No use in huffing. I won the coin toss. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1702 Fine, Mom! I'll log out and do my homework. 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1703 An unfair match... I forgot my shield. 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1704 Spar-B-Q 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
1705 I told you, it's harder than it looks. 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
1706 If you are gonna be my right- hand dragon,you need to learn to defend yourself. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1707 'I told you not to kiss that frog' 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1708 Oh right, you were the bloke who sat behind me in Fencing school. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1709 Hold your fire. I'm the warm-up for the main event, St. George. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1710 Dragon lives matter. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1711 See? Isn't this new technology so much more useful, practical and civilized? 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
1712 HBO ordered another season....so pardon my cockiness 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1713 Don't forget, I'm supposed to win. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1714 Think of it as a teachable moment. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1715 It didn't work this way on Game of Thrones! 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1716 It's not fair using your right hand. 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
1717 Sorry, HBO cut our fire budget. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1718 That's good but work on your thrust. 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
1719 First Rule of Engagement: no fire! 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1720 How to maim your dragon. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1721 So, no spoilers, what's the situation with your mom, is she available? 1.1795 0.08902 39 35 1 3
1722 These hands are not small 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
1723 What if we call it Professional Development? 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1724 Did you order the hot wings? 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1725 You never reach for the check. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1726 Oh come on, at least look like you're trying. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1727 You'll never defeat me with those tiny hands. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1728 Face facts my friend --Your wings and arms have atrophied; your fire is gone. How else are you going to strike terror into hearts? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1729 This playing field still isn't level. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1730 Though you're long on fiery combativeness, it's short arms that will bring about your extinction! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1731 For what it's worth, my full quote was that I'd slay those draggin' my name through the mud. 1.1765 0.08927 34 30 2 2
1732 I can't believe I agreed to hold my fire. 1.1765 0.07865 34 29 4 1
1733 New emission standards hit the battle field. 1.1765 0.07865 34 29 4 1
1734 I see you forgot your nicotine gum again. 1.1750 0.07916 40 35 3 2
1735 What do you say we skip the fire round? 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
1736 It's not rigged. These are the rules. 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
1737 Relax, sword play can be the best part! 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
1738 Ok, once more, and we’ll take a break. This time, keep your wings behind you, and don’t let your opponent make you mad. 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
1739 I'll show you what my 'little hands' can do. 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
1740 Someday Joseph Campbell will write of this--win or lose. 1.1750 0.07916 40 35 3 2
1741 You're my new low cost exercise program. 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
1742 I said, no smoking! 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
1743 I said "thrust," not "parry!" Let's think of another weapon you might be able to use. 1.1750 0.07916 40 35 3 2
1744 If it was my challenge you could have chosen flamethrowers, but you challenged, I selected too short swords. 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
1745 Just wait. We agreed flame-throwing comes after the sword fight. 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
1746 No, it's your turn to play the dragon. 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
1747 You challenged me. 1.1750 0.07916 40 35 3 2
1748 You wanted to join the EU, so you have to play by the rules 1.1750 0.07916 40 35 3 2
1749 Now all we need are marshmallows, chocolate and graham crackers and we've got s'mores! 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
1750 George couldn't come today. 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
1751 Ok, big shot, let's see you fight like a man. 1.1750 0.07916 40 35 3 2
1752 After this, I'll teach you "Rock, Paper, Scissors." 1.1750 0.07916 40 35 3 2
1753 Sure, where was that long arm when the check came? 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
1754 Sword play is more fun than spitting fire BECAUSE you're reducing your carbon foot print! 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
1755 I promise this will help with you improve your balance and focus. 1.1750 0.07916 40 35 3 2
1756 But it's much more fun to play with your food than eat it! 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
1757 This is why you win in the regular season - home field advantage means swords, not fire. 1.1750 0.07916 40 35 3 2
1758 Call me 'Little Jackie Paper' one more time, sir, and I will run you through! 1.1750 0.07916 40 35 3 2
1759 That's right---I'm the long arm of the law. 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
1760 We both have swords. Therefore, it's a fair fight. 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
1761 There must be an easier way to make a living ? 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
1762 Swords only, no fire. 1.1750 0.07916 40 35 3 2
1763 See? I told you it was more fun to fight fair! 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
1764 Prepare to be skewered and broiled, little man. 1.1750 0.07916 40 35 3 2
1765 I meant it as a compliment--where I come from, everyone has one arm shorter than the other! 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
1766 Ok, now you say, 'Dragon who'? 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
1767 Why do I have have to fight by YOUR rules, George? 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
1768 Mom always said the fencing lessons would pay off. 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
1769 I'm ready for a smoke break. 1.1750 0.07916 40 35 3 2
1770 Did I mention I'm a close personal friend of Puff? 1.1750 0.07916 40 35 3 2
1771 Don't whine. You chose to duel, my choice of weapons! 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
1772 I hate it when my pilot light goes out! 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
1773 Just wait until I get back my old spark. 1.1750 0.07916 40 35 3 2
1774 This is the last time I trust the choice of weapons to Rock-Paper-Scissors. 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
1775 That's it! Keep the tip up! You'll never be able to defend yourself if you don't learn how to use a sword. 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
1776 So I guess, fire breathing was an urban legend. 1.1750 0.07916 40 35 3 2
1777 What's the matter? Never fought a southpaw? 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
1778 Not so tough when your flame burns out, huh?! 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
1779 How about it, best 2 out of 3? 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
1780 This is only one upside of having opposable thumbs! 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
1781 It's on, dragon breath! 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
1782 Don't worry you will still get a participation trophy after I slay you 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
1783 Okay so you're better with a sword. Let's try breathing fire next. 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
1784 Isn't this more gratifying than that fire-breathing thing. 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
1785 ...But Sire , you chose the weapons ! 1.1750 0.07916 40 35 3 2
1786 Well done! Now you teach me how to breathe fire. 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
1787 You know, they're going to cut our scene from 'Game of Thrones'. 1.1750 0.07916 40 35 3 2
1788 Just so you know, I do have Plan B 1.1750 0.07916 40 35 3 2
1789 What did you expect .... a slingshot? 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
1790 Feeling your Wheaties, Buster? 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
1791 One too many puffs, magic dragon! 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
1792 Do you want a shield? 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
1793 Didn't you see the 'No Vaping' sign?" 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
1794 On guard.... Puff The Magic Dragon! 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
1795 I'm an ENT specialist. Let me take a look at that throat. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
1796 Would you consider being a frenemy? 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
1797 DreamWorks how not to train your dragon. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
1798 Puff, make our fight look real. I want to impress the maiden watching us. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
1799 Draconian measures may not be in the public interest... 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
1800 Haha, you Dragons always fall for the pick your weapon trick! 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
1801 Next time, I pick the weapon! 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
1802 Dude! Time to party like it's 1599! 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
1803 THE TUMS I SLIPPED INTO HIS LAST KILL SEEM TO BE WORKING 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
1804 Everything's a negotiation. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
1805 Hey, that's not fair.....you have a shield! 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
1806 What, already huffing? You really need to get in shape! 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
1807 Explain to me again why I have to play by YOUR rules? 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
1808 No, I didn't say your eggs stink. I expressed surprise because I thought you were extinct. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
1809 Maybe a little spark will relight your fire. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
1810 Silly Dragon, your nose hair is on fire 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
1811 You're the one they call Lefty? 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
1812 Oh stop whining! I won the coin toss fair & square. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
1813 So What, you lost the toss and I chose the weapons. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
1814 Hey, no fire breathing! This is a zero-emission dragon slaying. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
1815 Are you mocking me with your rapier wit? 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
1816 Okay. Next round, you get to breathe fire while I blow my nose without a hankie. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
1817 Do we have to do this every Sunday? Can't we just watch Game of Thrones instead? 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
1818 And after this, I'm invited to the royal barbecue! 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
1819 Quit bellyaching. I could have chosen tilting. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
1820 Small hands? 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
1821 It's a good thing that I don't believe in myths! 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
1822 Stop complaining, you should have picked heads. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
1823 Round One (Steel) was a push. Round Two (Fire) proved a rout. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
1824 I'm glad you're aware of your bad breath. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
1825 When we are done with your lesson you're teaching me to breath fire, right? 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
1826 Why, oh why, do I fall for that bargain basement brand lighter fluid every time? 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
1827 en garde! we enforce our no smoking rules in this kingdom 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
1828 And my name is Inigo Montoya too! 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
1829 "Tis but a scratch! 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
1830 Hey, no fair evolving both wings and opposable thumbs! 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
1831 Thank you for smoking. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
1832 Just don't smoke. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
1833 You win. I'll put the toilet seat down from now on. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
1834 You know we have a zero tolerance for pollution! 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
1835 Seriously, how do you do anything with those teeny tiny arms?! 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
1836 No, we agreed that I could date Helen, and you would take the princess. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
1837 Sure! Now everybody thinks they're St. George! 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
1838 Remember: No smoking during the engagement. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
1839 You really should cut out the spicy food. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
1840 Bernie Sanders shows pictures of more "rigged" competitions. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
1841 Man, you must have a lousy agent. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
1842 They call me David 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1843 Did you ever hear the one about, the enemy of my enemy is my friend? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1844 Since I have to use my left hand, then you do too! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1845 I slay you this time and you breath fire on me next time. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
1846 Why did I agree to nothing above the neck and no fire breathing? 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1847 Resorting to a sword? I see my antacids have put out your fire! 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1848 Let's put history behind us. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1849 Even if you win, nobody's going to believe you except children and my Aunt Bertie. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1850 Marriage counseling would have been easier. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1851 You're right, Puff, this is tons more fun than playing it online! 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
1852 George, you killed my father. Prepare to die! 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1853 Are you mocking me? 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1854 Secondhand smoke had strong opponents in Middle-Earth. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1855 You can puff all you want to. You're no magic dragon. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
1856 Don't you know you shouldn't smoke? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
1857 I think you need a snickers 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
1858 Don't make any assumptions about my small hands! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1859 It's only fair this way, not all of us can breath fire. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1860 Hey, Big Guy, you need to go to Anger Management 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1861 The Donald and The RNC 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1862 Hold your fire! You agreed to parry first. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1863 Next week I'll bring my flame thrower. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1864 No, Sir Marco. What do they say about dragons who have small hands? 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
1865 You challenged. The choice of weapon is mine. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
1866 George, you're toast if I get this fire going again 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1867 I think you still have the advantage! 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
1868 This isn't fair! You breathe fire and carry a sword.! 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1869 You lost the shirts and skins coin toss too. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1870 Game of Thrones...Final Season 12... Episode 10...Last Scene 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1871 I'm tired. You go light the charcoal, I'll get the burgers. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1872 Johnny Paper returned with new games. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1873 Those new air pollution regulations have made these contests more even. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
1874 I should've known your sword would be so small. You have Trump hands! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1875 Not sorry about your sore throat . 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1876 Face it, Puff. Honnah Lee ain't big enough for the both of us! 1.1667 0.08419 30 26 3 1
1877 Hey, it's not my fault you're coming up shorthanded 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1878 Of course the challenged party gets choice of weapons. Everybody knows that! 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1879 Okay, 15 minutes sword fight then 15 minute fire-breathing fight. Deal? 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1880 Show some imagination! 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1881 George had seemingly persuaded the still smouldering dragon that breathing flame was both unsporting and environmentally unsustainable. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1882 They TOLD me this would all be CGI.... 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
1883 You're remarkably cooperative regarding choice of weapons. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1884 Why must every idiot with helmet, sword, shield, and mail armor think he is Beowulf? 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1885 I simply asked if you had a light. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1886 Remember, this is just practice, so don't sneeze!! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1887 I told you this is a no-smoking zone. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1888 I'm trying to give you an equal opportunity here! 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1889 Maybe if you did Crossfit you could become a real firebreather. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1890 But the scouting report had you listed as a right-hander. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1891 Oh Dragon, you might fly and breathe fire—but your hands, my word, they are smaller than those of even Donald Trump! 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1892 I fight hard, but I fight fair 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1893 Another day, another bully with very, very small hands to take down 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
1894 Blast these new rules of engagement! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1895 I'm so glad this is a sword fight to the death and not a magical fire breath fight to the death. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1896 I sense you are ready to fire your primary weapon. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1897 Then we tap to the swords like this and we begin. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1898 Remember the ground rules. No biting or stomping. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1899 This is boring. Let's go back to painted wings and giant strings. 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1900 I used to smoke, but I quit because it irritated my throat. 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1901 You have to admit, this is a much more civilized way to kill. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1902 This is much better for the environment than belching a lot of fire and smoke! 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1903 I'm holding my own in fencing, but I'm not sure about the wrestling event tomorrow. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1904 Can we try negotiating one more time? 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1905 My kingdom did not cause hay fever just to annoy you. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1906 I hope this armor is flame-retardant. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1907 On the playing fields of Eton? Some kind of Affirmative Action Program, eh? 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1908 Oh be a good sport - you can choose the next game we play. 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1909 I'm only doing this for a book deal. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1910 My name is Pierce and you are Inflatable! 1.1622 0.08232 37 33 2 2
1911 This would be easier with longer arms. And pants. 1.1622 0.08232 37 33 2 2
1912 You need to work more on your form. 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1913 I don't suppose a belly rub would help? 1.1600 0.09452 25 22 2 1
1914 Now i know what they mean about dragon breathe. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1915 These self-restraint workshops are killing me. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1916 Hold the sword ... Hold the sword ... Hold sword .. Hold sword ... Hol ord ... HORD ... HORD ... HORD 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
1917 This job used to be fun before they made me sign the "no charbroiling" clause. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1918 I could use a little help here,Mario. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1919 Damn, he's a lefty, I'll have to burn him. 1.1579 0.08024 38 34 2 2
1920 Stay away from those habaneros. 1.1579 0.08024 38 34 2 2
1921 So you have a sword, too. So what? My arms are waaaay longer than yours. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
1922 I thought this was a role-playing game. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
1923 I think your cocktail pick is missing an olive. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
1924 Next time we're playing street rules. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
1925 Ready for a smoking break? 1.1579 0.08024 38 34 2 2
1926 Beware, foul dragon. This scene was scripted by Disney. 1.1579 0.08024 38 34 2 2
1927 Listen, I won the coin toss, so it's swords. We'll do it your way next time. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
1928 I scored a hit. You scored a myth. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
1929 This knoll isn't big enough for both of us! 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
1930 Oh Yeah, I can beat you with my left hand. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
1931 Listen Dragon, I don't wanna fight, I just want my Vape Pen back. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
1932 How many times do I have to tell you - NO SMOKING within 30 feet of the castle!!! 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
1933 Didn't you read the sign? This is a no-smoking zone! 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
1934 " I didn't know we were fencing in costumes"! 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
1935 Remember, this is just a scrimmage. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
1936 Some upper-body workouts might help. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
1937 There was no budget for dragon fire this year. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
1938 NOW do you understand what I go through? 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
1939 Sorry, my wife insists on dragon for dinner. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
1940 If I lose, please see that I'm cremated and my ashes are scattered across the kingdom. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
1941 I should have skipped the swimming class today. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
1942 Tomorrow we play my way. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
1943 Next time I'll let YOU choose weapons. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
1944 On second thought, your wife is a beautiful creature. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
1945 Don't puff with me! 1.1579 0.08024 38 34 2 2
1946 Next time will not be in a No Fire Zone. 1.1579 0.08024 38 34 2 2
1947 This is how the Dinosword became extinct. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
1948 Not entering you in the Macy's Day Parade was not my idea. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
1949 Is it my dexterity or my ambidextarity that frustrates you? Go ahead and blow off a little steam. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
1950 Quit complaining, Puff the Moody Dragon... 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
1951 Nice try, but you know how this is going to end. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
1952 I'll let you win if you refrain from breathing fire on me. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
1953 Are you sure this is how they do it on Game Of Thrones? 1.1579 0.08024 38 34 2 2
1954 This Jackie Paper turned out to be a real brat! 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
1955 If we work together, we could make shish kebob. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
1956 No, no, keep your weight on the BACK foot. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
1957 Hey, you were the one who didn't want to be typecast anymore. 'I want to extend my range,' you said. 1.1579 0.08024 38 34 2 2
1958 You'll be free once I trump this monster, Melania! 1.1579 0.08024 38 34 2 2
1959 Quit complaining, both our cores could use the workout! 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1960 Remember, we agreed that who wins the coin toss gets to choose choice of weapon. I won, so stop sulking. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1961 You should be in Colorado 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1962 You must share your bathroom! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1963 What you do'nt know is I am not left handed! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
1964 C'mon get into it Larry! You know this will help with your mood issues. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
1965 Are you feeling the burn yet? 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
1966 By George, they will make me a saint. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
1967 "This sword fight is Really dragon on"... 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
1968 I knew Ser Jorah Mormont and you, sir, are no Jorah Mormont. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
1969 Harvard, class of 307 -- and you? 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
1970 Sorry Gwendahl, but your little hands give you away. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
1971 Lesson learned: Don't bring a sword to a dragon fight! 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
1972 Mommy doesn't have time for this right now! 1.1538 0.08645 39 36 0 3
1973 I'll see your 'en garde!' and raise you a touche! 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
1974 This Cosplay thing has gone too far. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
1975 You should have gone with pistols at twenty paces. 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
1976 Look, we flipped for choice of weapons and I won. Swords, not fire. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
1977 I didn't say you'd make haste like a chicken. I said you'd probably taste like chicken. 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
1978 Don't look so gruff. At a distance no one can tell their wooden. 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
1979 I'm relieved my lawyer contacted you yesterday. 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
1980 Fair is fair. I can't breathe fire or fly, and your arms are about as long as mine. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
1981 I'm mostly doing this to prove to myself that I can win without resorting to fire-breathing. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
1982 C’mon, fight! Let’s see that fire in your belly. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
1983 But you have such tiny hands! 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
1984 Fine, next time I won't tell you that horizontal stripes are unflattering. 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
1985 Got any bigger friends? 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
1986 Unless that footwork improves, someone won't be getting his giant marshmallows tonight! 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
1987 Use of fire shall result in a loss of point 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
1988 I'm not just fighting for my life. I know you like to smoke before sex. 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
1989 This whole leveling the playing field has gone too far. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
1990 I heard your 3 boys got jobs over at HBO? 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
1991 I can't believe they paired us together. No shoes, no helmet, no shield! I said thrust!! 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
1992 Not so tough in a fair fight, are you? 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
1993 And what's more, the Human Rights Commissioner says you so much as breathe on me and we're both toast. 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
1994 "I can't figure out why you're still here and I'm extinct". 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
1995 You shouldn't have eaten Jackie Paper, Puff! 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
1996 If you ever want to win, Drago, you will need to learn to fight like a man. 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
1997 By George, let's do it. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
1998 This is your last chance for mediation before I get angry! 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
1999 I will vanquish you like Lyin' Ted and Low Energy Jeb. 1.1538 0.08645 39 36 0 3
2000 I should have chosen 'breathing fire.' 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
2001 I can't believe she even agreed to pose on your shield! 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2002 Smokers Die First! 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2003 "Game of Thrones" extras let off steam between takes. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2004 ok little man. Next game I pick the weapon. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2005 Live by the sword die by the sword..blah blah blah. Wait till the page is turned 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2006 I see you are trying to give up smoking. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2007 Since when do dragons have to play fair. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2008 No, no, no... en garde position. Back and torso straight. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2009 For the last time...I win the coin toss, we fight on MY terms. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2010 You are toast, my lord! 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2011 You're still the favorite in the swimsuit competition. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2012 'Dragon's Breath'. I was referring to a variety of plant not you! 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2013 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3... 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2014 Um, I didn't know dragons had opposable thumbs. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2015 I should never have told him he was adopted. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
2016 Maybe a nicotine patch would help you stop smoking. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2017 You're killing me with these last minute rule changes. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2018 ...Oh, this could be over with a flash but once in a while you just crave a little Knight Tartar. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2019 No, I don't have a light. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2020 Sorry if you feel cheated by the flip, but... my choice of weapons! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2021 Have you considered e-cigarettes? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2022 Behold, I am Roy, nephew of dragons! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2023 "Smoking is bad for your lunges." (This is a correction of a typographical error - please delete the prior incorrect entry under Tracy Florant, Tlyn, tracyhflo@gmail.com. Thank you - teeny tiny font size.) 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2024 I am with you pal, all this CGI is ruining it for everybody. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2025 without my fire this could drag on for hours! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2026 No more breath mints.. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2027 Game of Thrones perpetuates unrealistic expectations of us dragons. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2028 I know something you don't. I'm not left handed either! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2029 Once upon a time a maiden transformed herself into knight when Lo! she met a Republican standing in front of yon bathroom door. . . . 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2030 The real story of St. George---"Yes, it was I who bought up all your carbon emission offsets!" 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2031 See now? Isn't this more civilized? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2032 No, life's not easy for a boy named Puff. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2033 I told you being left-handed gave me the advantage. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2034 Kebabs are such a hassle. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2035 I swear it wasn't me who spiked the water supply with Rolaids! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2036 Not so sassy on an even playing field are you? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2037 Stop complaining! I'm not left-handed. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2038 It's against my nature to fight like this. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2039 Stupid emissions standards. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2040 Hopefully this will be the last presidential debate. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2041 It's just not your year. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2042 Use your left hand! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2043 It's not my fault you were coughing when I suggested the weapons. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2044 We'll settle this one without collateral damage. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2045 I swear I defeated Bowser on the last level. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2046 I feel like you're not using your dragon identity to your advantage. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2047 Baby hands. Baby hands. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2048 No. I decline your invitation for a hot date. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2049 You have really small hands! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2050 Aw, you're just blowin' smoke, big guy. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2051 We all have bad breath from time to time; there's no dishonor in it. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2052 And then he said "You'll never work in Hollywood again!" 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2053 "What do you mean saying I can't use the ladies' room? 1.1500 0.08435 40 37 0 3
2054 Bernie Sanders vowed to fight to the finish. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2055 Look man I know the queen is in town but there has to be a better way 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2056 This is not a fair fight, my fire's gone out and my left arm was hurt in a hunting accident! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2057 This will help you get fired up again. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2058 Hi. My name is David. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2059 I know what your're thinking, did he use 6 carbon credits or 5.....? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2060 Yes, you better know size matters! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2061 Look Bernie, THIS is what I would call a rigged fight. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2062 Distressed damsels can easily burn you out. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2063 All right then - two out of three. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2064 Mighty, you may be, but not mightier than the Pendragon. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2065 You lost at rock-paper-scissors, so man up! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2066 Remember, parry and then thrust. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2067 I can't be the only one parrying. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2068 Have you ever frolicked in the autumn mist? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2069 This doesn’t feel like ‘Game of Thrones.’ 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2070 This neighborhood does not need another Chinese restaurant. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2071 Your challenge, my choice of weapons, T-Rex arms. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2072 Let's keep it friendly. I don't want to kill my mother-in-law. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2073 Make me look good, get your own show, deal? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2074 Have you tried gargling with Listerine? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2075 If your name is Goliath, I've got it made. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2076 When I say "time out" it means one of my toes is starting to cramp. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2077 See! It's always better to have a real skill. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2078 It's punks like you who give me reflux. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2079 As long as he doesn't pull that fire-breathing stunt, I like my chances. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2080 How to slay a dragon who never have missed right arm day. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2081 Not a bad parry, but you're toast. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2082 When one of us dies, I'm going to marry the princess. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2083 I know swordplay just ain't cool/ You don't want to play no fool/ But we'll never get to Broadway without rappin' and a duel ! 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
2084 Enough of this - I say we go mano a mano. 1.1471 0.08583 34 31 1 2
2085 I won the toss and got choice of weapons, so shut up. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2086 I said, "I did NOT draw your image on my shield!" 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2087 "ok, ok, but you KNOW I got to go pick up my kid at 2 ..."! 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2088 Admit it, on some level you are having fun. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2089 I never should have said, "Choose your weapon." 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
2090 survival of the fittest doesnt apply here 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
2091 You're DRAGON this out! 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
2092 A (Renaissance) fair fight. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
2093 I'd rather play than slay. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
2094 This fight is really starting to dragon. Get it? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
2095 Now that I have your attention, are you happy with your current long distance plan? 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
2096 Well, this brings a new twist to fighting fire with fire 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
2097 I still don't think this is a fair fight. Could you lay on your stomach? 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
2098 Finally have a job with great health care. En garde! 1.1429 0.08344 35 32 1 2
2099 Don't be so confident. I have a ton of hit points and a basement full of nerds with dice on my side! 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
2100 I'll win, dude. My hands are bigger than yours. 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
2101 We need to work on your technique as well as your attitude. 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
2102 Damn! Outta gas. 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
2103 now will you teach me how to breath fire? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2104 Do we really want this fight to drag on? 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
2105 Remember, no elbowing. 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
2106 I know it's a bad habit, but I love to play with my food. 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
2107 No, insurgent phony, YOU’RE fired. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2108 You're the one who called 'rock, paper, scissors.' Can I help it if you do rock every single time? 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
2109 I should have known not to bring a knife to a dragon fight. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2110 Anger management takes time. 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
2111 You shouldn't have said "Choose your weapon." 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
2112 Human! Only you can prevent wildfires! 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
2113 ``Time out! The damn selfie stick fell over.'' 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2114 No Marijuana here, Puff. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2115 Play fair, my mom said! 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2116 Suddenly his father-in-law didn't seem so scary. 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
2117 He prefers them rare. 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
2118 Once again no sealing wax? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2119 Thanks for stooping to my level. 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
2120 Of all the days for my heartburn to kick in. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
2121 Do you mean "No more monkey business" literally or figuratively? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2122 Never get into a land war in Asia. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
2123 Remember the new rules: fire breathing means automatic forfeiture! 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
2124 When do we get to the fire-breathing portion of the contest? 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
2125 I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
2126 Don't be such a technophobe. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
2127 You challenged , so I got to choose. Quit your fuming, whiner. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
2128 I never said you were a dinosaur. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
2129 Ready? On three. One, two.... 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
2130 To make this fair, I should let you know I am not really left-handed. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
2131 Hey, you challenged me. I choose the weapons. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
2132 I never saw this episode of Fear Factor. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
2133 Never bring a flame-thrower to a sword fight 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
2134 The fire warning level is high, that's why. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
2135 shall we practice with the epee next? 1.1389 0.08119 36 33 1 2
2136 It’s plastic swords till you’re 18. Then it’s guns. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
2137 I'll show you who has short arms! 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
2138 I'm sure glad they banned open flames in this kingdom! 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
2139 Winner gets to be a superdelegate! 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
2140 If you can just give me a light, I will share my marshmallows. 1.1389 0.08119 36 33 1 2
2141 Are we almost done? 1.1389 0.08119 36 33 1 2
2142 Why oh why did I pick sword fight? 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
2143 Chivalry's on life support. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
2144 Ok, I get low budget, but then I find out no horse, no lance, and to cap it all off, my “Prepare to die” line gets cut. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
2145 Sir Jamie busted the myth about dragons liking to sword fight in seventeen seconds. 1.1389 0.08119 36 33 1 2
2146 After this, you have to fly me over to my friends house. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
2147 No fire? No fair! 1.1389 0.08119 36 33 1 2
2148 You think she's seeing someone else? 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
2149 Can't you read? The sign says NO SMOKING! 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
2150 How to slay a dragon..... have them follow the rules. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
2151 Now let's arm-wrestle. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
2152 Winner gets the last slice! 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
2153 Is it me, or did the dragon get a bigger sword? 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
2154 Any history of mental illness in your family Mr. Gandalf? 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
2155 If you can't lower your handicap we're not playing anymore. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
2156 Just remember you're under contract. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
2157 Don't be so ornery my friend.... Im really not a bad guy...just ask your wife! HA!! 1.1389 0.08119 36 33 1 2
2158 Sorry...but learning requires poking. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
2159 Please don't be offended if I recommend you plan for extinction. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
2160 Guess what. The Age of Chivalry ends here. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
2161 I don't think there's any good ending to this. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
2162 Danny, you're not you when you're hungry. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
2163 Quit dragon your feet, heh heh! 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
2164 Not so tough are you, now that you've had your Tums. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
2165 There's not a lot of meat on this little guy, sliced thinly and flashed fried should do. 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
2166 I was a vegan first! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2167 Stop fighting. I keep telling you, it's me Merlin. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2168 Hey, the air-quality management district issued a no-burn alert fair and square. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2169 This isn't the first time I've been fired. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2170 Rex, we're playing-don't go rogue on me. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2171 You should stop skipping arm day. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2172 How about BBQ for lunch? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2173 It IS rock, paper, sword! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2174 My mom said football is too dangerous. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2175 You shall pay for eating off my hand. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2176 I'm just a trainer, don't be so serious! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2177 Be a good sport, Puff... roll over and die. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2178 A Flame Out! Oh No! Not Again! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2179 Deep down, we're BOTH winners! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2180 I can't wait till Game of Thrones ends! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2181 It was said that dragon meat had a naturally smoky flavour. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2182 This isn't as much fun since the shire passed that new emissions control ordinance. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2183 You do realize that this "short arm" thing isn't really going to help you. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2184 Let's have a fair fight Puff: no magic tricks. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2185 I'm so glad you agreed to a handicap since I left my big shield at home. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2186 Damn these no smoking ordinances! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2187 I'm glad we leveled the playing field 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2188 Oh great, a renaissance dragon. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2189 He doesn't know it, but the damsel in distress is just now causing me indigestion. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2190 Relax! We'll act out your fantasy next. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2191 Sir Equinos died, but pound-for-pound he was the better swordsman. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2192 I am not a sissy dragon. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2193 Really? A sword? You're a fire breathing dragon. The use of a sword is literally overkill. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2194 Remember the rules: no fire breathing, yes? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2195 You are a formidable opponent....breathing fire, sharp horns, spiked tail. But your thrust and parry are horrendous. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2196 Ha! I'm not really left handed! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2197 Yes, I've seen "The Holy Grail". Why do you ask? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2198 Sorry, but it's a "Smoke Free Zone" 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2199 En garde? It's French for "No smoking nostrils!" 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2200 You heard Khaleesi, only swords. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2201 The unicorn wasted enough of my time. I can't let this drag on. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2202 Oooh- poor widdle dwagon with his widdle stubby arms!! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2203 "Puff," huh? Well then, light my fire! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2204 I never said you had small hands. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2205 Sorry buddy. House rules. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2206 Quit complaining. It's the same system they use in golf. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2207 What's with the smoke? Was it something I said? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2208 What would you do for a Klondike Bar? 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2209 Uhh... 'Hodor'?! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2210 A Knights of Columbus bro never surrenders! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2211 This flame retardant armor really evens up the battle. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2212 This is like the tortoise and the hare only different! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2213 When smoking was cool! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2214 One of the perils of quitting smoking---not firing up! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2215 If you could just stop losing your own swords... 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2216 See? Isn't this more fun than shooting those silly old flames? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2217 The new rules of battle forbid biting and the breathing of fire and require the use of similar weaponry between adversaries. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2218 I can see you've been working out. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2219 If we don't take a break to apply sunscreen, we'll both be in trouble. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2220 You know the rules. No fighting with fire. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2221 I'm one of the Coloradans who voted 'no'. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2222 With an attitude like that, how do you expect to make it to the Olympics? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2223 Mythological, pythological...To me you are Sir Loin & it's time to slice, dice and barbecue! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2224 Achoo! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2225 I didn't know she is your girl friend. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2226 I told you not to post that pictograph, it makes my legs look fat! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2227 What's a matter, forgot your Fiagra? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2228 Make it look real, my trusted wingman, she's in distress. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2229 Fighting fair is fun don't you think? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2230 My challenge, my choice...get over it! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2231 "Not such a flaming badass in hand-to-flipper combat, eh, skippy? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2232 Somehow, I still don't think this will be a fair fight. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2233 Next time, you pick the restaurant, and I choose the role play game. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2234 I see your schwartz is as big as mine. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2235 I have something to tell you too "Right Handed Knight" 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2236 I knew I shouldn't have checked out of The Dungeon. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2237 Tired of being called small-hands loud-mouth. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2238 Derek the Dragon had an overly developed sense of fair play. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2239 Hillary and Trump discuss non-proliferation. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2240 Don't forget; you agreed to Marquess of Queensberry Rules. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2241 If you prick us, do we not bleed? 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2242 Aha! I am not left-handed either! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2243 Don't you just love Summer Theater? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2244 You're really getting me steamed! 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2245 Nice work! So how long have you been doing political ads? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2246 Next time, little man, I get to choose the forum and debate rules. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2247 The Wildlife Conservation Society's historic focus on the protection of species directly confronts the EPA's open burning regulations! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2248 If you think THIS is tough, you're not ready for the playoffs. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2249 Man, these leotards are tight. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2250 How many times do I have to tell you? That's not the way to hold a sword. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2251 You promised no fire....right? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2252 You didn't know that breathing fire is nowadays considered passe? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2253 It doesn't have to end like this. Let's call it a draw? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2254 Puff! Don't inhale when you smoke. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2255 Terms of engagement ... you agreed. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2256 Why are you using a sword? You can belch out flames. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2257 If your species hadn't evolved, you could just eat me. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2258 Who says chivalry is dead? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2259 You have to believe in yourself. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2260 ...If it wasn't for the no open fires law, your ass would've been fricasseed two hours ago! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2261 You'll pay for all your second-hand smoke! 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2262 Dude! Mint! 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2263 Isn't it so that fairness is its own reward? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2264 You forgot my strings and sealing wax again, Jackie! 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
2265 Now that we've leveled the playing field I feel a trigger point coming on. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2266 Why do I bother? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2267 Mine is just as big as yours. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2268 I don't suppose you know what happened to Goliath. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2269 A bit put out are we? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2270 Shouldn't we be equally armed? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2271 Little Jackie Paper after rehab 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2272 If we fight to a draw, we can share the princess. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2273 I used to smoke too, you know, but I'm so glad I quit and can look forward to a long and healthy life. 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
2274 even yet I will vanquish you my unorthodox foe 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2275 You don't look like much of a dragon, but I've really got to hand it to you. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2276 Dungarees and Dragons 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2277 Stop calling me Touche! 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2278 Hard to keep a straight face, when I am laughing at your outfit. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2279 The very beginning of the Trump family. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2280 Thanks once more for signing the Fire Breathing Non-Proliferation Treaty. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2281 After this let's play cops and robbers! 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
2282 Remember: Olympic rules state no use of the fire or the tail. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2283 Quit complaining. It's standard procedure. You challenged so I get to choose weapons. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2284 You know, that's not nearly enough heat to cook a non-GMO hot dog. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2285 Highly skilled players must play with a handicap. I'll play left handed. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2286 But seriously I really am the nephew of all dragons! 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
2287 I’ll build a wall around you so great it’ll be fire-resistant… Obviously Mexico will pay for it 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2288 Have you tried Claritin? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2289 Parry left. Didn't know I was ambidextrous, did you. 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
2290 None of that, barbecue breath! Fight fair! 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2291 Give yourself to the Dark Side. It is the only way you can save your friends. Yes, your thoughts betray you. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2292 And so is your sister! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2293 I say en guarde, THEN you say touché! 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2294 Talk to your union. Them's the rules. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2295 Your huffin and puffin a bit more than usual. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2296 I wouldn't go over the middle with those arms 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2297 Don't be late. We can't start the barbecue without you. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2298 You better work on that lunge! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2299 I gave up smoking for this? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2300 As the duel wore on, Dragon realized that his weapon selection lacked foresight. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2301 Hold your fire big guy. You're the one who wanted to develop a rapier wit. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2302 No no! Step left, then right performing counter-riposte! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2303 I must warn you, Knight, I have very very bad breath. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2304 This raw diet is entirely too much work! 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2305 It's nothing personal, it's just that sainthood prefers a fair fight. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2306 God, I wish I had Snapchat right now 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2307 You see the latest Game of Thrones? Brutal. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2308 C'mon, the rules were all set before primary season! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2309 Next time I pick the weapon and you pick the location. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2310 My doctor said i had strep throat, so I'll play with a sword today 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2311 Did you read this week's short story? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2312 Honey, please don't play with your food. 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
2313 I hate short arms! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2314 I'm sorry, Puff, but you're never going to make the fencing team with such short arms. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2315 Keep spitting fire. This is my warm-up. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2316 ... and another thing I dont like about George R R Martin is ... 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2317 They couldn't have cast a monster with longer arms? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2318 My name is Grendel; got that? Grendel. Not Puff. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2319 Fencing - it's what hipster dragons do. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2320 This magic requires iOS4.3 or later, and is compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2321 Can we please come up with a secret handshake instead? None of our enemies think we look cool when we do this. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2322 I shall defeat the dragon by locking him to a long-term contract as his Personal Trainer 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2323 Say, the new PETA regulations aren't that bad at all! 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2324 I've got you on my Fantasy Gladiator team. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2325 Note to self: DO NOT use 'Pardon me but do you have a match?' trick. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2326 1327AD: Europe's first go at carbon emissions caps 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2327 Need a tissue? 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
2328 Can't you find someone in your weight class to practice with? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2329 Honestly, I meant to swipe left on the princess. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2330 You can't hurt me, I used to do Crossfit. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2331 Don’t complain – I’m right-handed. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2332 Remember, the use of fire is illegal. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2333 "A sword, really? You're a blow torch just waiting to happen". 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2334 Dragon touché …. this is how I slay. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2335 Well, you're the one who signed up to train as a dragoon! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2336 Don't complain that's it unfair you don't have a shield. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2337 Civilized warfare is the only way to go, don't you agree? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2338 The only thing that stops a bad guy with a sword is a good guy with a sword. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2339 You know what they say about short arms and small hands, don't you? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2340 Your momma's so fat, she tried to fly, but her tail was dragon! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2341 Don't bring a sword to a fire fight. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2342 Sorry pal, but am going to belch. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2343 don't fence me in 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2344 No, I should be able to squeeze this one in at just under 140 characters. 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
2345 Enough with the temper tantrum. I specifically told you last week fire breathing was not in the rules. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
2346 Okay, we'll do it your way but then I bite your head off. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2347 Well...At least it's a fair fight. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2348 My what small hands you have! 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2349 My choice of weapons does seem unfair but I'm only using one arm. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2350 You realize, don't you, that smoking is bad for your health! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2351 OK, let's try thumb wrestling. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2352 The Mother of Dragons sent me. I am a life coach. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2353 The "no vaping" law taken to its logical conclusion. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2354 If I wasn't a Libra, you'd be in trouble! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2355 Do you mind if I take a bathroom break? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2356 As your leader, I will train you to resist your natural abilities and intuition. We will rely on our revolutionary new sleeveless armour and mini shield to conquer our competition. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2357 Sword on sword! Finally, fair combat! Thanks, this is MUCH better! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2358 I never thought I would stoop to your level. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2359 You see, chivalry's not so hard, even with those tiny hands. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2360 Yo Momma of Dragon's so fat... 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2361 Thank God for King's new outdoor combat fire regulations! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2362 These left-handers always have the advantage. It really gets me steamed. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2363 Aw..w..w. Look who got out of the wrong side of bed this morning ! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2364 Your demands for fair play are wearing thin. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2365 If there's anything I can't stand, it's an unrealistic optimist! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2366 I'm beginning to suspect this isn't the way a dragon is supposed to fight a knight. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2367 Sir Elmer Fudd vs. the Pesky Dwaggin 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2368 No, you're STILL, not doing it right! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2369 Feast or famine? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2370 I thought you said let's go "sleighing." 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2371 Bernie continues to pester Hillary in the primaries. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2372 I really like your rock-hard abs... 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2373 Around here, we take "No Smoking" signs quite seriously. "En Garde!" 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2374 Fair play, Shmair play. This sucks! 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2375 There's so little smoke that I'm not afraid of your fire! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2376 Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad---it really is. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2377 It's part of the new EPA guidelines for dragon slaying. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2378 Mom was right. I should have studied harder in school. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2379 Come on! Let's see some fire in your belly. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2380 The show must drag on. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2381 You need to bend your front leg as you thrust, otherwise those little arms will never do any damage. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2382 C'mon, don't get huffy just because you lost the bet. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2383 'Fight fire with fire' cuts both ways. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
2384 Yeah man, I know you've served. It must be rough being a dragon and waiting for treatment from the VHA. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
2385 Maybe when your arms grow longer you won't swing like such a dinosissy! 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
2386 There! Now let's see you fight fire with fire. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
2387 I guess it'll help my self-defense claim. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2388 I said ANY reproduction of my image without express written consent is prohibited! 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
2389 You do know you're making a 'huuge'mistake don't you? 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
2390 Hey, I didn't make the rules. Take it up with Debbie Wasserman Schultz. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2391 So you are a trans-dragon-slayer-dragon and you don't feel the burn anymore. Hilary-ous! That trumps everything! 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2392 You've got all hot under your choler again, Puff 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2393 I think we need an eleventh duel commandment. 1.1250 0.08695 32 30 0 2
2394 Stop, or I'll call Barney! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2395 I hope those bozos in PR are happy. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2396 Hey, I didn't challenge you - you challenged me - you can't use your fire. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2397 Sure, come on and try to slay me, Mr. Tiny Hands. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2398 Hey, no complaining about the swords! You agreed to the rules, and rock beat scissors! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2399 If you don't blow your smoke on me I won't spit on you. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2400 Did I tell you I'm right-handed? 1.1212 0.07227 33 30 2 1
2401 Thanks to caps on carbon emissions, Tyrion had a fair fight. 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
2402 Geez, I'd rather be home watching Game of Thrones. 1.1212 0.07227 33 30 2 1
2403 Why would I care about ancestry dot anything? 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
2404 I have the advantage, we're both left handed. 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
2405 Thy mother is of such small stature, the townspeople of Groo mistaketh her for an aardvark and raid thy family hoard as if 'twere Black-Friday clearance sundries at the marketplace bazaar. 1.1212 0.07227 33 30 2 1
2406 I told you, because of global warming I don't breathe fire anymore 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
2407 Little Marco 1.1212 0.07227 33 30 2 1
2408 I'm going to kick your tail. 1.1212 0.07227 33 30 2 1
2409 Next time I get the choice of weapons. 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
2410 Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword must've been talking about these puny weapons! 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
2411 If you want to be on TV, you'll have to learn to sing too. 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
2412 Clearly there’s a recession in Honalee. 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
2413 Crybaby! Do you see me worrying about becoming extinct? 1.1212 0.07227 33 30 2 1
2414 Serious Napoleon complex! 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
2415 If I could breathe fire I would. You're the one saying this wasn't a fair fight. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
2416 Call me George! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2417 There we are; that's how you fight like a proper gentleman. Now, where are your womenfolk? I wish to rape them. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2418 I don't see how I can lose this fight. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2419 endangered species fights for survival 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2420 I know you don't like this, but you'll thank me when your fire runs out. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2421 It's always on your terms. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2422 Trust the farce. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2423 Hey, don't you know this is a smoke-free zone? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2424 I am NOT cheating! This is just what happens when I breathe. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2425 Sorry, but I have insider knowledge that you are going to lose. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2426 If my dentist hadn't shot me up with Novacaine this morning, this would be a bit different, pal! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2427 Now that you've got a sword you're not allowed to spit fire 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2428 Anything with a sword and a dragon is cool––when you're 14. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2429 Why did I let you convince me, that we should do Rock-Scissors-Paper-Shoot, to decide our weapon choice? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2430 Guess I fell asleep playing video games again. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2431 Hey there Mr. Dragon! I'm gonna have a barbecue next week, can you come and roast the burgers? But first let's try to get along. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2432 You return my selfie stick or else ... . 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2433 Yuk! Dragon breath! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2434 No smoking please. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2435 You clearly did not see my post. I am really angry at you! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2436 I wish I had a pen on me! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2437 Peevish knave! How dare you suggest our fights always drag on? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2438 See, didn't I tell you? Fair is fun! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2439 I deserve the shield because of your reach advantage. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2440 The untimely development of the internal combustion dragon. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2441 Swordplay with the right arm; shorthand with the left? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2442 Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2443 You look ridiculous. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2444 So sorry, Puff. Environmental regs getting to you again? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2445 Though you self-identify as human, we discriminate biologically here! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2446 Huh, so this is how the other half shivs? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2447 My boss gave me the day off to do this. Let's make it count 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2448 Nope, you are not going to get me to slide down your tail. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2449 Your the worst Dragon I've seen on this Cartoon contest... 1.1176 0.08192 34 32 0 2
2450 Beautiful coulé! Admit it. You’ve had lessons. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2451 Puff the Magic Dragon isn't so magical after all, is he? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2452 You dareth to smoketh in my realm? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2453 This is not 'Game of Thrones,' but a film for children. Take it out on your agent. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2454 The benefits package better be worth it. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2455 If you want a 7th season, you're going to need to work with the other dragons and gain more fan appeal. Right now you're polling low. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2456 That's a bit of overkill isn't it? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2457 Come on honey, it's all spelled out in the pre-nup. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2458 If you think you're on fire now, just wait. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2459 Never leave your wing-man! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2460 Fine. I'll fight you with a sword for now but if I sneeze, you are barbeque. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2461 En guarde! You short fingered vulgarian. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2462 I told you this would be a fair fight once you cooled down. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2463 And so Puff Jr. began his quest to avenge his father. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2464 Fine. I'll put the fire away, but if he thinks we're both getting trophies after this, he's got another thing coming. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2465 Ok, you'll pick the rules for our next fight to death! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2466 By George let's have a fair fight, you hold your fire and I'll use my leftie 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2467 Fight like a man, you reptilian rapscallion! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2468 Good thing you're pyrophobic! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2469 Gadzooks, Puff! Is that all you can summon up? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2470 How was I to know my shield wasn't flame retardant? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
2471 No fair using smoke or fire! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
2472 Give me a break, mate; I'm an arm down. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
2473 Hey, you could be cleaning moats for your community service. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2474 Could I have a light? 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
2475 Ah ha! Using the old second-hand smoke as a weapon trick, eh? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2476 Wait a minute -- who ever heard of choosing your weapon?! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2477 More like sugar 'Puff'.' 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2478 On guard He Who Never Learned How to Breathe Fire! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2479 Poor Charlie. He thinks the ban on fossil fuels applies to everyone. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2480 A thrust to your parry, I slay thee. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2481 I can take you cutting off my left hand,but that breath is killing me 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2482 Puff had had about enough of Sir Reynolds Wrap. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2483 Bad breath, what did you have for lunch? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2484 Did the fire in the furnace die out? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2485 The bigger they come, sometimes the harder I might fall! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2486 would you like to be crispy or extra crispy? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2487 Sir, why don't we lay down our arms and settle this like men? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2488 lets make this look good, I'm trying out for "Game Of Thorns" 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2489 Looks like we're in for a contested convention. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2490 Now was that parry, parry, thrust or thrust, thrust, parry? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2491 You're Saint Who? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2492 Bob learns the meaning of Dragonian Punishment. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2493 I really need to get an agent who can tell apart dragon from dragoon. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2494 Regretting his hasty decision to fight on St. George's terms, Smite crosses swords with him in a no burn zone. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2495 Oh my god, you're wearing lifts. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2496 You call this an even playing field? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2497 My agent says you'll never have to look for work again. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2498 See? I told you this was more humane than jousting 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2499 Good things come to those who wait, my friend. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2500 You really slay me. Not. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2501 I can take you methane breath! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2502 Dragon: (snort, snort, fire, giggle) You slay me. St George: That is historically accurate. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2503 NBC's "How to Train Your Dragon: Live" 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2504 Ready...on three, switch arms. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2505 Alas for the olden days when a dragon could really roast an enemy. Thaniks, Obama. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2506 My right arm is as useless as your left 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2507 I'm a lefty. You may be screwed. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2508 No cheating with that flame thrower stuff. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2509 That toothpick might help, but have you considered flossing? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2510 Come off it, George... this is just embarrassing! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2511 Welcome, everyone, to the Season premiere of "Dancing with the Reality Stars" 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2512 The first and last ever play date between man and beast. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2513 Those alligator arms aren't going to get your out of this broil 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2514 Hey little man, the only way I could have a unfair advantage is if you ingested a truckload of TicTacs. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2515 Well, S.A.G. covers stab wounds, not burns. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2516 Lucky for you, Smokey says today's fire danger is extreme! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2517 No smoking please, the audience is not going to stand for that 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2518 These fantasy camps really make you feel like the real thing! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2519 OK, give me your best, Puff! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2520 What do you mean "Dragon lives matter?" 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2521 Wings and sword but no fire, I feel defeated already 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2522 You said, "Choose your weapon!" 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2523 You agreed to a sword fight to the death. No cheating. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2524 Now it's my turn to be Hamlet, and for once you can be Laertes. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2525 Fair is fair, puff. We'll go breath to breath next round. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2526 Two can play that game, George. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2527 Don't forget about the outdoor smoking ban. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2528 I know something you don't... I am not left handed. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2529 Are you sure you're Puff the Magic Dragon? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2530 If he sticks we one more time - he's toast. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2531 The dragon slayer met his match in a dragon that was also a dragon slayer slayer. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2532 How much longer will this fight drag-on, it's almost knight-time! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2533 I told you, if you want to breathe fire, I get to employ my drones. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2534 Now, Drogon, isn't this more fun than frying someone with a ball of fire? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2535 And that was the last time Smaug agreed to be the Guestte of Honorre at the LARPing festival. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2536 Cheer up, Scales of Justice: The next guy was sentenced to the breath penalty. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2537 Unless you want me to call the EEOC, keep fighting this way. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2538 Choice of weapons, my ass! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2539 It's not fiar, I have a big head and tiny arms. 1.1143 0.07961 35 33 0 2
2540 I shouldn't have taken that Zantac earlier. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2541 This guy really burns me. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2542 And you’re absolutely positive this is a smoke-free area? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2543 Intelligence wins over brute force, but you're too slow to realize that! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2544 Maybe you should try pilates. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2545 Maybe you should have asked a few questions before offering to pet sit. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2546 O.K. If you're really St. Michael, let's see your I.D. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2547 I ask for a Tyrosonarous Rex and I get a Rex from Tyrosonarous 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2548 Sorry! Rock-Scissors-Paper-Match wasn't an option. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2549 Hey Puff: lets move this theater to Colorado...easy access, easy puff.. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2550 I still don't see how McGregor agreeing to a boxing match with Floyd Mayweather means I have to be limited to a sword fight with you. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2551 Wait! By chance are you related to Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, the Unburnt, Mother of Dragons, khaleesi to Drogo's riders, and queen of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2552 Memo to self: Remember to buy some flint from Lair Depot. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2553 Dueling an unarmed opponent is unchivalrous and dishonorable, therefore always be prepared to bring en extra sword for even your most primitive and jurassic foes. Excerpt from "The Knights of the Round Table: Rules and Regulations for Fair Duels" 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2554 You know, you and I - we're much alike. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2555 Remember! No ear-biting!!! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2556 You may have a sword, but it is no match for my dragon-themed dinner plate shield. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2557 Armistice? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2558 Do you realize that you can be disqualified since we are in a No Smoking area?? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2559 Your neighbors were complaining about smelling fumes. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2560 "Well, Fafner, you wouldn't let me choose a flame thrower as my weapon of choice 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2561 Patience, my friend. It's all about the basics. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2562 Queensberry rules, okay? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2563 I know you're steamed about the no-smoking laws. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2564 I clearly have more delegates than you do... 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2565 Adaptation is futile. Extinction rules. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2566 Who set up the handicaps? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2567 Your Kahleesi wears combat boots! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2568 And if you win, then you can barbecue. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2569 Looks like somebody didn't bring his A game. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2570 Yes, Hillary! Wall Street's backing does make it a better symbol for Democrats! 1.1143 0.07961 35 33 0 2
2571 Slay the mighty human. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2572 You should know that I'm pretty terrific at everything I do, and maybe dragons don't actually live forever. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2573 Don't you even care that the angry dragon smoke trick creates second hand smoke? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2574 Let's pretend: I'm the Ninja Hillary and you're the Evil Trump. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2575 First the can opener, and now this, the knight curses his left-handedness. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2576 Its time you learn to play by the white guy's rules 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2577 Can you stand still? Raphael is getting really mad! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2578 Don't you know know that smoking is bad for your health? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2579 George, you really expect to slay me with these? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2580 That guy I ate strategically downed three bottles of Tums? Touche, crusader, touche. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2581 Just play dead whenever you get bored. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2582 You must think I used up all my flames on the internet. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2583 Mine isn't a sword, it's for fire-breathing knight kabob. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2584 It's so exciting to finally Meet you! I've been waiting for eight seasons. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2585 That all you got, ya wimpy lizard? C'mon, gimme your best shot! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2586 Stop whining, flame-retardant. Now duel! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2587 Isn't somehow odd that I, a dragon, am a better swordsman than you are? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2588 Chill, dude, it's just practice. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
2589 I told you to stop smoking 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2590 What evil deed did you do to earn your wings? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2591 This isn't as fun since you went solar! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2592 This would be a lot easier without the EPA. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2593 I didn't mean to wake you 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2594 Trust me; this is how David got started. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2595 I expected a bigger sword, to be honest - has smoking stunted your growth? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2596 Hmm, the old arms race. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2597 Under the rules of the game I win the maiden...no maiden, no game. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2598 Sinusitis will be the death of me! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2599 I told the King that you were a good sport. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2600 Don't blame me - the rules came from Debbie of the realm of Wasserman Schultz. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2601 Nice bingo wings! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2602 Never heard of the Marquess of Queensberry Rules. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2603 You'll be remembered forever. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2604 Time for your last best word Trumposaurus! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2605 So smoking really does stunt your growth! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2606 So Ted says: "Now I know you have Hillary, Bernie, the Republican Establishment and probably `The Donald' in your pocket, but just to make it fair, I've decided to take you on Left Handed"`. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2607 You're history, George. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2608 She's huge. But, I am the Donald, a dragon slayer. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2609 ...sliced, medium rare or well done...your choice 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2610 You forgot the password again didn't you? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2611 On guard, dragon. I'm just get gettin' fired-up! 1.1111 0.07744 36 34 0 2
2612 Let's call it a draw this time. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2613 Brexit doesn't amuse me, Georgie 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2614 So the plan is you will take a dive in the 7th round. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2615 Two more lessons, Kid, and you can go for your license. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2616 I hate it when these duels keep draggin' on. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2617 You said with one hand tied BEHIND your back. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2618 Relax, I won't let this drag on. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2619 I thought these vorpal blades were supposed to work snicker-snack. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2620 You wouldn't hit a dragon with a cold, would you? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2621 Have you considered switching to e-cigarettes? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2622 Time out! Give me a sec to Tweet what a pathetic, dishonest and hopeless loser you are. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2623 You are in a smoke free zone 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2624 How dare you tell me "That this is a non-smoking zone." 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2625 A fair fight can be highly satisfying, old chap. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2626 My Princess Bride finds you smoking hot, so prepare to die. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2627 If only we were on cable... 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2628 You should really give your left arm a shot. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2629 Quit grousing - we agreed that in your back yard you can spit fire, but in mine you have to use the sword. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2630 The energy shortage has sure cramped your fighting style. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
2631 I liked it better when they were jumping on the bed. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2632 I think you should know, I am not really left handed. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2633 I'm Puff The Magic Dragon, you idiot. 1.1111 0.07744 36 34 0 2
2634 I know how you feel--I brought marshmallows. 1.1111 0.07744 36 34 0 2
2635 en-vant garde! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2636 Thanks. My doctor says second hand smoke is bad for me. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2637 You know what they say about dragons with small arms??... 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2638 Wow That was a drink! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2639 With my ridiculous shield and your baby arms, we're getting nowhere fast. Let's bang our swords together a few more times then head out to the Fox & Goose for a cool one. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2640 OK, on the count of three you thrust and I parry. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2641 Fear not Balerian, you'll adjust to a lower carbon footprint. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2642 Sorry... next time I'll make the salsa a little less spicy. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2643 I knew I should have stretched first. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2644 I'm St. George. Historically, you can't win. 1.1111 0.07744 36 34 0 2
2645 Oh yeah? Well, I've seen bigger left arms on a newt. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2646 Damn the Queensberry rules. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2647 "Now I why your called "Puff" the magic dragon. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2648 You're really good at this. Are you self-taught? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2649 The National Sword Association should, at the very least, have OK'd background checks for fire breathers. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2650 "You'll be thanking me the next time your furnace is down". 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2651 No, it is definitely not true what they say about soldiers with small shields. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2652 Did you know you have bad breath? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2653 You know, e-cigarettes come in a lot of flavors, but I don't think your supposed to eat them. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2654 I'm not sure Hansel is worth this... 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2655 I hate these non-smoking venues. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2656 Couldn't you have just lit my cigarette? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2657 You right-handed folks always fight the same. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2658 Aha, I thought it was a toupee, you small-handed, smoke-blowing monster! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2659 "Those liberal pundits will never believe I did this" (Trump) 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2660 Fine, but I'm home team next time. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2661 Armed and dangerous Dragon? How about one and a half armed and dangerous? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2662 Puff, ever since you came back out of the cave, our friendship just hasn't been the same. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2663 Can we try rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock instead? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2664 Surrender before you burn me up! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2665 my horse has gone for back up 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2666 You'll have to parry better than that if you want to rescue the princess. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2667 Dragon, shmagon--I always wanted to be a knight! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2668 Let me guess, you're his right arm. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2669 Ah....Er....Ah....TOUCHE! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2670 My name is GEORGE, not Doofess Head, you smelly fish. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2671 So suck it up. It's a gig, isn't it? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2672 Stop huffing and puffing, and start fighting! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2673 Let’s be chivalry about this, don’t want you heating up 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2674 I can't believe I let him talk me into 'Rock,Paper,Scissors'! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2675 Thus unfolded the ancient legend of St. George and The Overly Stubborn Dragon Who Refused to Stoop to Just Breathing Fire and Getting It Over With Already. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2676 Saint George! You're the guy that slew my Pa! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2677 Remember what we talked about Magnus, we express our feelings with swords... 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2678 I hear ya, Falkor; same with Guenevere; she just won't get off my back about it. Nice lunge by the way. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2679 I will not drink to excess before a duel..I will not drink to excess... 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2680 Yes, trans dragon, you must use your birth weapon in this kingdom. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2681 Here be no smoking! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2682 You called me 'garlic breath'? Them's fighting words! 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
2683 I love living in my parents basement 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2684 Sir Guile new allergy season was the time to strike 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2685 Usually I have a bit more fire 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2686 Hold it! I thought we agreed no breathing fire or smoke. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2687 Looks like your E-cig could use a cleaning. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2688 My golly, you're cute when you're mad! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2689 Opposable thumbs will never take you as far as you think! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2690 My name's David. What's yours? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2691 This is way more fun with the new "no flames" rule - don't you agree? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2692 You said you wanted to try human sushi, well, come and get me! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2693 This is what we call medieval democratic socialism. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2694 This is giving me heartburn. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2695 Maybe after this we can play some checkers ? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2696 What...lost your helmut 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2697 Say your prayers Dragon, I'm an accomplished switch slayer. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2698 Why did I sign up for this fencing class. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2699 (Insert Game of Thrones reference here.) 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2700 Not happy with the ban on asymmetric warfare? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2701 Can you sing? We could make big bucks doing Wagner at the Met. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2702 You don't want to know what I have hiding in my shirt. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2703 I told you there were dragons in the bible! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2704 You're lucky, I decided to cut out fried food of my diet. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2705 Waiting to exhale. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2706 Hodor 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2707 Don't blame me, Debbie Wasserman -Schultz made the rules. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2708 Would this vassal be included on the South Breach Diet Plan? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2709 Parry - regenerate - riposte 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2710 Just because you're the king's one armed son don't think I'm going to go easy on you." 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2711 I give you but one chance to run and live, vile beast. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2712 If you do what you love, the treasure will follow. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2713 Just like I said, eventually the shale oil play was going to dry up. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2714 If you don't start following directions, I'm going to make you use your left hand, too! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2715 Keep going. On your way to 10,000 hours of practice. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2716 Since when do dragons have to be carbon neutral? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2717 I was scheduled for a tempering. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2718 Next time, you wear the dragon suit. Let's see you look fat. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
2719 Oh shoot...where's my sling. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2720 On Snapchat he looked more like a teddy bear. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2721 Dragon: You'll never guess where I got this sword from... 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2722 This is a great way to work out your arms. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2723 Methinks the wall our King ordered built wasn't high enough. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2724 In case you hadn't noticed, your claws are untied. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2725 We go through this every time, don't we? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2726 Why can't we just get along? Why must you insist on being so 'dragon-like'? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2727 Your french is abominable. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2728 He thinketh he's kinsfolk! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2729 warrior one - kundalini breath of fire, activate! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2730 On guard! My throat has been sore and so I'll have to make do with this sword. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2731 ONLY THIS KNIGHT CAN PREVENT WILDFIRES. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2732 How the shish kebab was invented. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2733 I didn't make up the rules. Deal with it. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2734 I give up, what have you learnt to do? 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2735 I tried to quit. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2736 I'm on a budget. I couldn't afford pants. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2737 You seem to be dragging today. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2738 Have you heard the one about David and Goliath? George and the Dragon? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2739 Hey Pal, save the theatrics for the Main Street Parade. 1.1000 0.07350 30 28 1 1
2740 Ewww! You have blackened catfish breath! 1.1000 0.05571 30 27 3 0
2741 En garde, Puff! The Round Table bans smoking 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
2742 You didn't mention anything about wearing a helmet? 1.1000 0.05571 30 27 3 0
2743 We've decided you're on the wrong side of history. 1.1000 0.05571 30 27 3 0
2744 Your English Lit professor is just plain wrong! Tolkien was the one who said, 'It simply isn't an adventure worth telling if there aren't any dragons.' 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
2745 Never bring a knife to a sword fight. 1.1000 0.05571 30 27 3 0
2746 And who knows, they might write a song about you, 'Puff the Sword Fighting Dragon'! 1.1000 0.05571 30 27 3 0
2747 I could filet you like a steak if I wanted to, but I'm really "dragon" today. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
2748 Dragon could not help think the DNC rigged the rules. 1.1000 0.07350 30 28 1 1
2749 If we ever have any chance of making a fire we gotta rub these sticks together faster! 1.1000 0.05571 30 27 3 0
2750 Calm down. Where's the fire? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
2751 Hey Mr. Dragon, you're not supposed to have a sword, I am! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
2752 I thought the ad said "learn how to have a flight at night", not "learn how to have a fight like a knight"... 1.1000 0.06980 40 38 0 2
2753 My sword is bigger than yours. 1.1000 0.05571 30 27 3 0
2754 Because "buck teeth" is not on the Accepted Dueling Weapons list. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2755 One shish kabob coming up! 1.1000 0.05571 30 27 3 0
2756 Next round is lefties! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
2757 You're not the dragon I met in college! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
2758 He thought income inequality was bad. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2759 You know the rules, ixnay with the left arm! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2760 Once again, Goliath, stick to the script. Wouldn't want to disappoint my fans. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2761 Nate Silver told me you were going to die on your own any day now. 1.0968 0.05398