Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Take the picture, dammit, take the picture! |
1.7472 |
0.04255 |
360 |
174 |
103 |
83 |
1 |
If I don't kill you the smoking will. |
1.6995 |
0.05041 |
213 |
99 |
79 |
35 |
2 |
Remember, it’s ‘Touché!’ not ‘Flambé!’ |
1.6649 |
0.05540 |
188 |
96 |
59 |
33 |
3 |
This seems to be a case of reptile dysfunction. |
1.6608 |
0.05203 |
227 |
121 |
62 |
44 |
4 |
Are you licensed to carry small arms? |
1.6597 |
0.04436 |
288 |
147 |
92 |
49 |
5 |
Don't give me that endangered species crap! |
1.6502 |
0.05178 |
223 |
119 |
63 |
41 |
6 |
Harry has his usual dream before his mother-in-law's visit. |
1.6348 |
0.04541 |
282 |
152 |
81 |
49 |
7 |
Did your momma tell you there would be knights like this? |
1.6217 |
0.04931 |
230 |
124 |
69 |
37 |
8 |
Smoke-blowing, tiny hands - I know a Trumpasaurus when I see one! |
1.6158 |
0.05755 |
190 |
110 |
43 |
37 |
9 |
Trust me, this is wrong on so many levels. |
1.6105 |
0.06358 |
172 |
106 |
27 |
39 |
10 |
just as I suspected all puff no magic |
1.6000 |
0.05157 |
205 |
113 |
61 |
31 |
11 |
Hold your fire! |
1.5843 |
0.05498 |
178 |
100 |
52 |
26 |
12 |
Maybe the song was about pot after all. |
1.5793 |
0.05801 |
164 |
94 |
45 |
25 |
13 |
Blowhard. Tiny hands. Republican, right? |
1.5541 |
0.06235 |
148 |
90 |
34 |
24 |
14 |
Smoking is bad for your lunge. |
1.5435 |
0.06008 |
138 |
80 |
41 |
17 |
15 |
It must be June, the Knights keep getting shorter. |
1.5344 |
0.06793 |
131 |
84 |
24 |
23 |
16 |
It's a fair fight as long as you keep your mouth shut. |
1.5333 |
0.06366 |
120 |
70 |
36 |
14 |
17 |
On second thought, let's go with rock paper scissors. |
1.5303 |
0.05735 |
132 |
74 |
46 |
12 |
18 |
Not to be a nag, but if I don't kill you, all that smoking certainly will. |
1.5290 |
0.05836 |
138 |
80 |
43 |
15 |
19 |
I'm sorry I said you had small hands. |
1.5238 |
0.06346 |
126 |
76 |
34 |
16 |
20 |
These things tend to dragon. |
1.5091 |
0.06803 |
110 |
68 |
28 |
14 |
21 |
I knew Saint George. You're no Saint George. |
1.5088 |
0.06965 |
114 |
73 |
24 |
17 |
22 |
Hey, LOTS of dragons have projectile dysfunction. |
1.5086 |
0.06536 |
116 |
71 |
31 |
14 |
23 |
It's parry and thrust, not parry, thrust and singe. There is NO singe. Now, once again.... |
1.5082 |
0.06295 |
122 |
74 |
34 |
14 |
24 |
This princess better be worth it. |
1.5040 |
0.05970 |
125 |
74 |
39 |
12 |
25 |
It suddenly dawned on Sir Desmond that Second Hand Smoke was the least of his worries. |
1.5000 |
0.06932 |
102 |
63 |
27 |
12 |
26 |
If I don't get you the smoking will. |
1.5000 |
0.06591 |
112 |
69 |
30 |
13 |
27 |
Touche or Flambe? |
1.5000 |
0.06464 |
106 |
63 |
33 |
10 |
28 |
I'll teach you to frolick in the autumn mist! |
1.4961 |
0.06970 |
127 |
87 |
17 |
23 |
29 |
Your technique is good but I'm not sensing any fire in the belly. |
1.4956 |
0.06667 |
113 |
71 |
28 |
14 |
30 |
For all this effort you better taste like chicken. |
1.4932 |
0.05256 |
146 |
85 |
50 |
11 |
31 |
I can't believe you're still smoking. |
1.4902 |
0.06645 |
102 |
62 |
30 |
10 |
32 |
Rules are rules...You can't bring fire to a knifefight |
1.4884 |
0.05939 |
129 |
79 |
37 |
13 |
33 |
You know the rules: fire beats shield, shield beats sword, sword beats fire. |
1.4872 |
0.06606 |
117 |
75 |
27 |
15 |
34 |
Ok, she's looking over, act like you're super scared, and in pain. |
1.4867 |
0.06044 |
113 |
67 |
37 |
9 |
35 |
I liked it better when you were just my imaginary friend |
1.4851 |
0.06542 |
101 |
61 |
31 |
9 |
36 |
You always get this way when you try to quit smoking. |
1.4828 |
0.06181 |
116 |
71 |
34 |
11 |
37 |
Stop complaining. You got to choose the weapons last time. |
1.4819 |
0.07543 |
83 |
52 |
22 |
9 |
38 |
I'm over with feeling the burn. |
1.4800 |
0.07314 |
100 |
66 |
20 |
14 |
39 |
Not so fearsome with your pilot light out, are you? |
1.4775 |
0.06380 |
111 |
69 |
31 |
11 |
40 |
Just as I figured. All smoke and no fire. |
1.4771 |
0.06196 |
109 |
66 |
34 |
9 |
41 |
Sorry I called your wife hot. |
1.4766 |
0.06685 |
107 |
68 |
27 |
12 |
42 |
Hey, either I'll do it, or your vet will. |
1.4757 |
0.07014 |
103 |
67 |
23 |
13 |
43 |
I meant filthy stinking beast in the intellectual sense. |
1.4732 |
0.06707 |
112 |
73 |
25 |
14 |
44 |
It appears that my arms reduction strategy is working! |
1.4722 |
0.06372 |
108 |
67 |
31 |
10 |
45 |
I hit a nerve when I called you a dragon with a girl tattoo. |
1.4717 |
0.06458 |
106 |
66 |
30 |
10 |
46 |
Of course the second hand smoke scares me. |
1.4673 |
0.06273 |
107 |
66 |
32 |
9 |
47 |
I'm just not feelin' the burn |
1.4660 |
0.06444 |
103 |
64 |
30 |
9 |
48 |
My life coach told me to think of you as a gecko. |
1.4632 |
0.06989 |
95 |
61 |
24 |
10 |
49 |
Thanks for helping me impress the princess. I owe you one. |
1.4600 |
0.06264 |
100 |
61 |
32 |
7 |
50 |
Hey! You can't bring a flamethrower to a knife fight. |
1.4600 |
0.06730 |
100 |
64 |
26 |
10 |
51 |
What exactly did you expect when you said no to arbitration? |
1.4545 |
0.06840 |
88 |
55 |
26 |
7 |
52 |
I thought you lived by the sea. |
1.4545 |
0.06776 |
99 |
64 |
25 |
10 |
53 |
Funny - I thought your sword would be bigger. |
1.4526 |
0.06820 |
95 |
61 |
25 |
9 |
54 |
You're not too big to flail. |
1.4490 |
0.07124 |
98 |
66 |
20 |
12 |
55 |
A small arms battle |
1.4468 |
0.07032 |
94 |
62 |
22 |
10 |
56 |
According to the app, you were supposed to be an "easy slay." |
1.4457 |
0.06975 |
92 |
60 |
23 |
9 |
57 |
Don't tell me you're STILL fuming that Peter, Paul, and Mary didn't pay you royalties!? |
1.4457 |
0.07144 |
92 |
61 |
21 |
10 |
58 |
Ok Ok.. I am sorry about the tiny hands reference |
1.4455 |
0.06521 |
101 |
65 |
27 |
9 |
59 |
You're still holding a grudge because I said the song was about drugs? |
1.4444 |
0.07211 |
99 |
68 |
18 |
13 |
60 |
Do you know what they say about dragons with tiny hands? |
1.4409 |
0.07246 |
93 |
63 |
19 |
11 |
61 |
Carbon emission limits are a real bummer, eh? |
1.4409 |
0.07562 |
93 |
65 |
15 |
13 |
62 |
Has anyone ever told you you have tiny arms? |
1.4409 |
0.07865 |
93 |
67 |
11 |
15 |
63 |
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kingdom! |
1.4396 |
0.07025 |
91 |
60 |
22 |
9 |
64 |
I still can't believe this counts as college credit. |
1.4382 |
0.08141 |
89 |
65 |
9 |
15 |
65 |
Make it look good....my girlfriend is watching |
1.4382 |
0.06771 |
89 |
57 |
25 |
7 |
66 |
Exercise is a great start but, now you need to stop smoking. |
1.4375 |
0.06916 |
96 |
64 |
22 |
10 |
67 |
Try making an effort, will you? No wonder you're practically extinct. |
1.4368 |
0.06879 |
87 |
56 |
24 |
7 |
68 |
Moments later, Trogdor tired of swordplay and simply ate Steve. |
1.4362 |
0.07341 |
94 |
65 |
17 |
12 |
69 |
Whaddya mean I’m toast. |
1.4348 |
0.06791 |
92 |
60 |
24 |
8 |
70 |
I miss the old flame. |
1.4348 |
0.07134 |
92 |
62 |
20 |
10 |
71 |
In the original script, I think you were supposed to be a windmill. |
1.4333 |
0.07075 |
90 |
60 |
21 |
9 |
72 |
Your arms looked a lot bigger on Facebook. |
1.4333 |
0.07586 |
90 |
63 |
15 |
12 |
73 |
My kingdom, my rules. |
1.4333 |
0.06713 |
90 |
58 |
25 |
7 |
74 |
Puff all you want. The song was about smoking pot... not you. |
1.4321 |
0.07845 |
81 |
56 |
15 |
10 |
75 |
AhHa! Never faced a southpaw, have you ? |
1.4316 |
0.06964 |
95 |
64 |
21 |
10 |
76 |
I might not kill you, but smoking will. |
1.4286 |
0.07185 |
91 |
62 |
19 |
10 |
77 |
I never realized that knights were real |
1.4286 |
0.07814 |
84 |
59 |
14 |
11 |
78 |
Oh sorry, I guess you can't put one arm behind your back |
1.4286 |
0.07243 |
84 |
56 |
20 |
8 |
79 |
You're lucky I don't have a pen with me. |
1.4270 |
0.07303 |
89 |
61 |
18 |
10 |
80 |
I hear you taste like chicken. |
1.4270 |
0.07126 |
89 |
60 |
20 |
9 |
81 |
Agreed - you won't breathe fire and I won't make any jokes about your ludicrously small baby hands |
1.4240 |
0.05931 |
125 |
84 |
29 |
12 |
82 |
It’s good to see more people are fighting secondhand smoke! |
1.4239 |
0.06778 |
92 |
61 |
23 |
8 |
83 |
Ha! Is that the best you've got? No wonder they call you 'Puff'.... |
1.4217 |
0.07297 |
83 |
56 |
19 |
8 |
84 |
You're imaginary, I'm a fashion nightmare. ..let's call it a draw. |
1.4217 |
0.07496 |
83 |
57 |
17 |
9 |
85 |
"Ha ha, looks like your pilot light has gone out again". |
1.4217 |
0.07297 |
83 |
56 |
19 |
8 |
86 |
I don't make the law. No open flames during the dry season. |
1.4217 |
0.07093 |
83 |
55 |
21 |
7 |
87 |
Cut! Refuel the dragon. |
1.4211 |
0.07554 |
76 |
51 |
18 |
7 |
88 |
You are really ruining fantasy camp for me. |
1.4205 |
0.07178 |
88 |
60 |
19 |
9 |
89 |
Yeah, well, if you're Puff, I'm your Puff Daddy. |
1.4198 |
0.07215 |
81 |
54 |
20 |
7 |
90 |
Yes, and I would rather be using a lance, so it IS fair. |
1.4186 |
0.07298 |
86 |
59 |
18 |
9 |
91 |
Hang on while I stick a few marshmellows on the end of my sword. |
1.4186 |
0.07298 |
86 |
59 |
18 |
9 |
92 |
Careful little man, I'm packing heat! |
1.4167 |
0.07063 |
72 |
46 |
22 |
4 |
93 |
It is rude to play with your food |
1.4167 |
0.07423 |
84 |
58 |
17 |
9 |
94 |
You have awfully short arms for a metaphor. |
1.4167 |
0.07026 |
84 |
56 |
21 |
7 |
95 |
Of course it's fair! I'm fighting left-handed! |
1.4146 |
0.06245 |
82 |
51 |
28 |
3 |
96 |
"Nessie--I am your father. |
1.4146 |
0.07554 |
82 |
57 |
16 |
9 |
97 |
Let the record show that I preferred arbitration. |
1.4146 |
0.06481 |
82 |
52 |
26 |
4 |
98 |
I've warned you before, this is a non-smoking kingdom! |
1.4146 |
0.06481 |
82 |
52 |
26 |
4 |
99 |
Fortunately for me, I don't think you know where your advantage lies. |
1.4138 |
0.07042 |
87 |
59 |
20 |
8 |
100 |
Don't blame me. It was the Round Table that enacted the smoking ban. |
1.4118 |
0.06328 |
85 |
54 |
27 |
4 |
101 |
Wait. Let's do a selfie. |
1.4118 |
0.07352 |
85 |
59 |
17 |
9 |
102 |
Out of fuel, big boy? |
1.4112 |
0.06362 |
107 |
73 |
24 |
10 |
103 |
And now you say "touché!" Isn't this more fun?! |
1.4105 |
0.06436 |
95 |
63 |
25 |
7 |
104 |
I should have taken this class online. |
1.4096 |
0.07280 |
83 |
57 |
18 |
8 |
105 |
How can you expect to survive if you don't evolve? |
1.4096 |
0.06865 |
83 |
55 |
22 |
6 |
106 |
Feel the burn! |
1.4096 |
0.06647 |
83 |
54 |
24 |
5 |
107 |
Smoking doth cause lung cancer, heart disease, emphysema, and may complicate pregnancy, yet thou doth persist. |
1.4096 |
0.07479 |
83 |
58 |
16 |
9 |
108 |
See, right there! You did it again! You're bending your elbow. |
1.4091 |
0.06788 |
88 |
59 |
22 |
7 |
109 |
It's probably acid reflux. |
1.4079 |
0.07298 |
76 |
51 |
19 |
6 |
110 |
Do I smell damsel on your breath? |
1.4074 |
0.07407 |
81 |
56 |
17 |
8 |
111 |
Sorry, but the castle grounds are now all smoke free. |
1.4074 |
0.07407 |
81 |
56 |
17 |
8 |
112 |
I am sorry that it has come to this, but the sign very clearly said 'No Smoking'. |
1.4074 |
0.07196 |
81 |
55 |
19 |
7 |
113 |
You look farmiliar. Didn't we use to frolic together in a land called Honnah Lee? |
1.4070 |
0.07648 |
86 |
62 |
13 |
11 |
114 |
I didn't say do you want a match, I said do you have a match? |
1.4070 |
0.06486 |
86 |
56 |
25 |
5 |
115 |
You've lost that fire in the belly, Puff! |
1.4070 |
0.06694 |
86 |
57 |
23 |
6 |
116 |
I thought you said you were going to stop smoking |
1.4054 |
0.08145 |
74 |
53 |
12 |
9 |
117 |
You're no fun anymore since you switched to vaping. |
1.4051 |
0.07541 |
79 |
55 |
16 |
8 |
118 |
Hell of a day to catch a cold, hey? |
1.4051 |
0.07541 |
79 |
55 |
16 |
8 |
119 |
I'm going to help you quit smoking, even if it kills me! |
1.4048 |
0.07209 |
84 |
58 |
18 |
8 |
120 |
Wait a minute, when did you get opposable thumbs? |
1.4048 |
0.06800 |
84 |
56 |
22 |
6 |
121 |
That's not what I meant when I suggested we warm up. |
1.4048 |
0.07597 |
84 |
60 |
14 |
10 |
122 |
Oh yeah? Well, your momma is so old she looks like a T. rex! |
1.4045 |
0.07447 |
89 |
64 |
14 |
11 |
123 |
Puff, really? I thought you lived by the sea. |
1.4028 |
0.07827 |
72 |
50 |
15 |
7 |
124 |
Merrily, Sir Galahad continued in gallant swordplay despite a vague, but growing suspicion that his opponent was somehow holding back… |
1.4024 |
0.07733 |
82 |
59 |
13 |
10 |
125 |
Biodiversity my ass...you're going down! |
1.4024 |
0.07925 |
82 |
60 |
11 |
11 |
126 |
I can't believe we use the same blacksmith. |
1.4000 |
0.07672 |
80 |
57 |
14 |
9 |
127 |
Actually, I do mind if you smoke while I'm eaten. |
1.4000 |
0.07463 |
80 |
56 |
16 |
8 |
128 |
Darn it, we forgot the marshmallows again. |
1.4000 |
0.07955 |
60 |
40 |
16 |
4 |
129 |
Yeah, well I'm not really left handed either. |
1.4000 |
0.06797 |
80 |
53 |
22 |
5 |
130 |
This is nonsense. I'll just pay the emissions tax. |
1.3978 |
0.06689 |
93 |
64 |
21 |
8 |
131 |
I am not going to waste my breath on you. |
1.3976 |
0.06844 |
83 |
56 |
21 |
6 |
132 |
In the end it was the smoking that finally slayed the dragon. |
1.3974 |
0.07815 |
78 |
56 |
13 |
9 |
133 |
I swear, the princess didn't tell me she had a boyfriend. |
1.3974 |
0.06910 |
78 |
52 |
21 |
5 |
134 |
Many years later Little Jackie Paper and Puff attempt a reunion but the magic just isn’t there. |
1.3974 |
0.07599 |
78 |
55 |
15 |
8 |
135 |
So, when did you switch to vaping? |
1.3973 |
0.07981 |
73 |
52 |
13 |
8 |
136 |
Pilot out again? |
1.3973 |
0.07489 |
73 |
50 |
17 |
6 |
137 |
you might feel a little prick. |
1.3964 |
0.06041 |
111 |
76 |
26 |
9 |
138 |
We had a deal - no fire and I fight left-handed! |
1.3951 |
0.06956 |
81 |
55 |
20 |
6 |
139 |
See? It's not only fair, it's more fun! |
1.3951 |
0.06956 |
81 |
55 |
20 |
6 |
140 |
I thought we agreed --no Mexican food before the duel. |
1.3947 |
0.07741 |
76 |
54 |
14 |
8 |
141 |
Ha ha! I have a shield and you don't! |
1.3944 |
0.07633 |
71 |
49 |
16 |
6 |
142 |
Your challenge, my choice of weapons. Deal with it. |
1.3924 |
0.06841 |
79 |
53 |
21 |
5 |
143 |
Spare my life and I'll pay for your braces. |
1.3924 |
0.07732 |
79 |
57 |
13 |
9 |
144 |
If you were really a "magic dragon" you wouldn't need the sword. |
1.3919 |
0.07653 |
74 |
52 |
15 |
7 |
145 |
Saint George. What's yours? |
1.3906 |
0.08515 |
64 |
46 |
11 |
7 |
146 |
Good thing I won the coin toss. |
1.3896 |
0.07197 |
77 |
53 |
18 |
6 |
147 |
Okay, she's watching now. Make your death look realistic. |
1.3896 |
0.07431 |
77 |
54 |
16 |
7 |
148 |
Come on, fight like a man! |
1.3896 |
0.07431 |
77 |
54 |
16 |
7 |
149 |
Actually, I prefer the online game. |
1.3896 |
0.06705 |
77 |
51 |
22 |
4 |
150 |
Take it easy, I wasn't referring to you when I said small arms. |
1.3896 |
0.07197 |
77 |
53 |
18 |
6 |
151 |
Touche? Flambe! |
1.3875 |
0.06772 |
80 |
54 |
21 |
5 |
152 |
Attempting to get back into show business, Puff reluctantly auditions for Fencing with the Stars. |
1.3867 |
0.07076 |
75 |
51 |
19 |
5 |
153 |
Let's just do Rock Paper Scissors and call it a day. |
1.3867 |
0.06816 |
75 |
50 |
21 |
4 |
154 |
Now isn't this fairer? |
1.3860 |
0.08209 |
57 |
39 |
14 |
4 |
155 |
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You barbecued my father. Prepare to die. |
1.3846 |
0.07575 |
78 |
56 |
14 |
8 |
156 |
I want to talk to the director about this scene. |
1.3846 |
0.06884 |
78 |
53 |
20 |
5 |
157 |
So tomorrow, you bring the fire and I'll bring the marshmallows. |
1.3836 |
0.07955 |
73 |
53 |
12 |
8 |
158 |
Well, you knew Steve would give you indigestion. |
1.3836 |
0.07461 |
73 |
51 |
16 |
6 |
159 |
You are so predictable - thrust, parry, engulf with flames. |
1.3836 |
0.06652 |
73 |
48 |
22 |
3 |
160 |
It's not about size--it's how you use it. |
1.3824 |
0.08123 |
68 |
49 |
12 |
7 |
161 |
Do you REALLY need that sword? |
1.3824 |
0.08123 |
68 |
49 |
12 |
7 |
162 |
It's always a battle to stop you from smoking. |
1.3816 |
0.07247 |
76 |
53 |
17 |
6 |
163 |
Relax your shoulders. |
1.3816 |
0.07485 |
76 |
54 |
15 |
7 |
164 |
And suddenly shish kebab was invented. |
1.3816 |
0.07940 |
76 |
56 |
11 |
9 |
165 |
If I hear that Peter Paul and Mary song one more time I will have to kill you. |
1.3810 |
0.08595 |
63 |
46 |
10 |
7 |
166 |
I never knew how real fighting your imaginary demons could be. |
1.3803 |
0.07864 |
71 |
51 |
13 |
7 |
167 |
Looks like you picked a bad day to quit smoking! |
1.3803 |
0.07864 |
71 |
51 |
13 |
7 |
168 |
Why do I get the feeling you're holding something back? |
1.3803 |
0.07334 |
71 |
49 |
17 |
5 |
169 |
What part of "Smoke-Free Zone" don't you understand? |
1.3803 |
0.07334 |
71 |
49 |
17 |
5 |
170 |
You should see my pen! |
1.3803 |
0.07864 |
71 |
51 |
13 |
7 |
171 |
You know, we've got most everything we need to make smores. |
1.3797 |
0.07274 |
79 |
56 |
16 |
7 |
172 |
Your years of smoking have slowed you down. |
1.3793 |
0.06789 |
87 |
61 |
19 |
7 |
173 |
My offer to debate is still open. |
1.3784 |
0.06295 |
74 |
48 |
24 |
2 |
174 |
Great. Another blowhard bully, with curiously tiny hands. |
1.3784 |
0.07864 |
74 |
54 |
12 |
8 |
175 |
So much for frolicking in the autumn mist. |
1.3784 |
0.07123 |
74 |
51 |
18 |
5 |
176 |
You've really gotten stronger since you quit smoking! |
1.3784 |
0.07378 |
74 |
52 |
16 |
6 |
177 |
Yeah, just another monster with small hands, blowin' smoke. |
1.3768 |
0.08023 |
69 |
50 |
12 |
7 |
178 |
You said you quit smoking. |
1.3768 |
0.06879 |
69 |
46 |
20 |
3 |
179 |
You do realize this is a designated non smoking area |
1.3766 |
0.06927 |
77 |
53 |
19 |
5 |
180 |
Stop complaining. We tossed a coin, you lost, I get to choose weapons. |
1.3766 |
0.06927 |
77 |
53 |
19 |
5 |
181 |
I know - it isn't fair! But they don't allow open fires. |
1.3766 |
0.07169 |
77 |
54 |
17 |
6 |
182 |
It's called cross-training. |
1.3766 |
0.06414 |
77 |
51 |
23 |
3 |
183 |
Thanks for leveling the playing field. |
1.3750 |
0.07251 |
72 |
50 |
17 |
5 |
184 |
You know you could just eat me, right? |
1.3750 |
0.07251 |
72 |
50 |
17 |
5 |
185 |
None of this matters if there's a third party candidate. |
1.3733 |
0.07775 |
75 |
55 |
12 |
8 |
186 |
I, for one, am happy about the new emissions regulations. |
1.3733 |
0.07775 |
75 |
55 |
12 |
8 |
187 |
It looked much bigger online |
1.3729 |
0.08682 |
59 |
43 |
10 |
6 |
188 |
Runnin' out of steam, are we? |
1.3714 |
0.07099 |
70 |
48 |
18 |
4 |
189 |
Well, you should have thought about your tiny arms before you agreed to this. |
1.3714 |
0.07099 |
70 |
48 |
18 |
4 |
190 |
Please don't sneeze. |
1.3714 |
0.07385 |
70 |
49 |
16 |
5 |
191 |
Would you mind not smoking? |
1.3699 |
0.07169 |
73 |
51 |
17 |
5 |
192 |
Look mean. My lady friend is watching. |
1.3684 |
0.06969 |
76 |
53 |
18 |
5 |
193 |
Oh stop fuming! You agreed to the rules. |
1.3684 |
0.06168 |
76 |
50 |
24 |
2 |
194 |
Don't blame me -- this is the way George R.R. Martin wrote it. |
1.3676 |
0.07229 |
68 |
47 |
17 |
4 |
195 |
Looks like Puff is having a rough knight. |
1.3676 |
0.07526 |
68 |
48 |
15 |
5 |
196 |
Does this shield make me look fat? |
1.3662 |
0.07570 |
71 |
51 |
14 |
6 |
197 |
I never fight fire with fire. |
1.3659 |
0.06379 |
82 |
56 |
22 |
4 |
198 |
Dude...not fair....you have a shield. |
1.3649 |
0.07833 |
74 |
55 |
11 |
8 |
199 |
How not to train your dragon. |
1.3649 |
0.06823 |
74 |
51 |
19 |
4 |
200 |
You're not even her type. |
1.3649 |
0.08066 |
74 |
56 |
9 |
9 |
201 |
I could kill you by breathing fire but I am trying to reduce my carbon foot print. |
1.3649 |
0.07346 |
74 |
53 |
15 |
6 |
202 |
I'm fine--it's a dry heat. |
1.3636 |
0.07973 |
66 |
48 |
12 |
6 |
203 |
No, no....It's parry, parry, thrust. Do it again, and don't get all steamed up this time. |
1.3625 |
0.06714 |
80 |
56 |
19 |
5 |
204 |
I'll bet you taste like chicken. |
1.3623 |
0.07988 |
69 |
51 |
11 |
7 |
205 |
I, for one, love the new rules of engagement: no fire-breathing, no pants. |
1.3623 |
0.08251 |
69 |
52 |
9 |
8 |
206 |
Wow! Your right arm is getting stronger! |
1.3623 |
0.07436 |
69 |
49 |
15 |
5 |
207 |
I think I'm going to use this as my profile pic. |
1.3621 |
0.08412 |
58 |
42 |
11 |
5 |
208 |
Good news! Smoking won't be the death of you. |
1.3611 |
0.07215 |
72 |
51 |
16 |
5 |
209 |
It was a lot more exciting before the emission standards. |
1.3607 |
0.08439 |
61 |
45 |
10 |
6 |
210 |
Remember, we used to frolic in the autumn mist! Can't we just talk this out? |
1.3607 |
0.07404 |
61 |
42 |
16 |
3 |
211 |
All this just for a job at Medieval Times? |
1.3600 |
0.07011 |
75 |
53 |
17 |
5 |
212 |
You do know that smoking could kill you? |
1.3600 |
0.07011 |
75 |
53 |
17 |
5 |
213 |
George. Saint George. |
1.3600 |
0.07263 |
75 |
54 |
15 |
6 |
214 |
Relax George, if we weren't playing Renaissance faires, we'd be ubering! |
1.3600 |
0.07507 |
75 |
55 |
13 |
7 |
215 |
Does this sword make my arms look short? |
1.3594 |
0.08442 |
64 |
48 |
9 |
7 |
216 |
It's the second hand smoke that will kill me. |
1.3594 |
0.07832 |
64 |
46 |
13 |
5 |
217 |
If it makes you feel better, win or lose, we both get a trophy. |
1.3582 |
0.07275 |
67 |
47 |
16 |
4 |
218 |
Decades after they parted, Little Jackie Paper regrets his decision to reconnect with Puff. |
1.3582 |
0.08154 |
67 |
50 |
10 |
7 |
219 |
If I win you have to take me flying. |
1.3582 |
0.06957 |
67 |
46 |
18 |
3 |
220 |
Gotcha! Your pilot-light just went out. |
1.3582 |
0.07579 |
67 |
48 |
14 |
5 |
221 |
I'll stop smiting when you quit smoking. |
1.3582 |
0.08154 |
67 |
50 |
10 |
7 |
222 |
I know how this ends George... and I don't like it. |
1.3582 |
0.07275 |
67 |
47 |
16 |
4 |
223 |
You know what they say about dragons with small hands . . . |
1.3571 |
0.08149 |
70 |
53 |
9 |
8 |
224 |
I warned you never to call me "PUFF". |
1.3571 |
0.07890 |
70 |
52 |
11 |
7 |
225 |
Sword shops really need to do better background checks. |
1.3571 |
0.08399 |
70 |
54 |
7 |
9 |
226 |
My name is Inigo Montoya, you incinerated my father, prepare to die. |
1.3571 |
0.07890 |
70 |
52 |
11 |
7 |
227 |
Would you like a mint? |
1.3571 |
0.07347 |
70 |
50 |
15 |
5 |
228 |
You don't bring a knife to a fire breathing contest. |
1.3571 |
0.07624 |
70 |
51 |
13 |
6 |
229 |
Say, wouldn't you rather frolic in the autumn mist? |
1.3571 |
0.07890 |
70 |
52 |
11 |
7 |
230 |
So, that's why they call you Puff. |
1.3562 |
0.06861 |
73 |
51 |
18 |
4 |
231 |
At your age no wonder you're burned out!! |
1.3562 |
0.07648 |
73 |
54 |
12 |
7 |
232 |
Give up now or I tell you the ending to "Game of Thrones." |
1.3553 |
0.07183 |
76 |
55 |
15 |
6 |
233 |
You were a lot more fun before you switched to vaping. |
1.3553 |
0.07183 |
76 |
55 |
15 |
6 |
234 |
Wait! We might have a shared ancestry. Notice the shortened length of our non-dueling arms. |
1.3538 |
0.07731 |
65 |
47 |
13 |
5 |
235 |
Wait - You're left handed? |
1.3538 |
0.07082 |
65 |
45 |
17 |
3 |
236 |
That little hand tells me you're on your way to extinction, mister! |
1.3529 |
0.07773 |
68 |
50 |
12 |
6 |
237 |
Actually, on second thoughts, this town is big enough for both of us. |
1.3529 |
0.06547 |
68 |
46 |
20 |
2 |
238 |
I knew the HBO series would diverge from the books, but this seems like a bit of a stretch. |
1.3529 |
0.07486 |
68 |
49 |
14 |
5 |
239 |
I have a shot at this if he doesn't sneeze... |
1.3529 |
0.07486 |
68 |
49 |
14 |
5 |
240 |
Perhaps my shield affords me an unfair advantage |
1.3529 |
0.07186 |
68 |
48 |
16 |
4 |
241 |
Next round, we fight fire with fire. |
1.3529 |
0.07486 |
68 |
49 |
14 |
5 |
242 |
Let's see who goes extinct |
1.3521 |
0.07532 |
71 |
52 |
13 |
6 |
243 |
Shoe's untied! |
1.3521 |
0.06978 |
71 |
50 |
17 |
4 |
244 |
After this, do you want to go frolic in the Autumn mist? |
1.3521 |
0.06683 |
71 |
49 |
19 |
3 |
245 |
I see you're still using the patch. |
1.3521 |
0.06683 |
71 |
49 |
19 |
3 |
246 |
Hey, you're shoe lace is untied. |
1.3500 |
0.07450 |
60 |
42 |
15 |
3 |
247 |
You'll feel a bigger sense of accomplishment if you beat me on my terms. |
1.3492 |
0.08515 |
63 |
48 |
8 |
7 |
248 |
Well, I couldn't figure out how to fight fire with fire... |
1.3492 |
0.07890 |
63 |
46 |
12 |
5 |
249 |
You know, smoking will kill you. |
1.3492 |
0.07890 |
63 |
46 |
12 |
5 |
250 |
Didn't we work together on Games of Thrones? |
1.3492 |
0.06848 |
63 |
43 |
18 |
2 |
251 |
I don't think the princess is buying it. Duel like you mean it! Duel like you mean it! |
1.3492 |
0.07890 |
63 |
46 |
12 |
5 |
252 |
Okay, I'll take back what I said about 'small hands'. |
1.3492 |
0.07559 |
63 |
45 |
14 |
4 |
253 |
Winner, winner, pterodactyl dinner. |
1.3485 |
0.07631 |
66 |
48 |
13 |
5 |
254 |
Need a breath mint? |
1.3485 |
0.07931 |
66 |
49 |
11 |
6 |
255 |
Looks like you ran out of gas. |
1.3485 |
0.07631 |
66 |
48 |
13 |
5 |
256 |
With you facing tougher emission standards, this could be our last duel. |
1.3485 |
0.06994 |
66 |
46 |
17 |
3 |
257 |
Between you and me, I've been feeling a little burnt out myself lately. |
1.3485 |
0.07631 |
66 |
48 |
13 |
5 |
258 |
Vegas has me as a 70-1 dog. Want to make a little money? |
1.3478 |
0.07677 |
69 |
51 |
12 |
6 |
259 |
I know the regular cartoonist is on vacation! Let's just get through this. |
1.3478 |
0.07677 |
69 |
51 |
12 |
6 |
260 |
You may not pass. This is a smoke-free fiefdom. |
1.3478 |
0.07677 |
69 |
51 |
12 |
6 |
261 |
This time I'll beat you left handed. |
1.3478 |
0.07394 |
69 |
50 |
14 |
5 |
262 |
Twelve feet tall, yet look at the size of those hands. |
1.3478 |
0.08213 |
69 |
53 |
8 |
8 |
263 |
Medieval Times better give me a raise. |
1.3478 |
0.07100 |
69 |
49 |
16 |
4 |
264 |
'I hate a sword loser." |
1.3478 |
0.08213 |
69 |
53 |
8 |
8 |
265 |
Thou willist abide by the no-smoking statutes of this land, or feel the sharp edge of my sword! |
1.3472 |
0.07175 |
72 |
52 |
15 |
5 |
266 |
Not fair. I'm breathing second hand smoke. |
1.3472 |
0.06305 |
72 |
49 |
21 |
2 |
267 |
It's still not fair. You have an opposable thumb. |
1.3448 |
0.08714 |
58 |
44 |
8 |
6 |
268 |
Have you ever noticed that your right arm is longer than your left? |
1.3443 |
0.08059 |
61 |
45 |
11 |
5 |
269 |
You're toast! |
1.3443 |
0.07712 |
61 |
44 |
13 |
4 |
270 |
Your belch is worse than your bite. |
1.3443 |
0.07350 |
61 |
43 |
15 |
3 |
271 |
Are you sure you're in the right movie? |
1.3443 |
0.06968 |
61 |
42 |
17 |
2 |
272 |
You mother was a tadpole! |
1.3438 |
0.07785 |
64 |
47 |
12 |
5 |
273 |
Your fly is undone! |
1.3438 |
0.07785 |
64 |
47 |
12 |
5 |
274 |
Just kidding! I'm not really Inigo Montoya! |
1.3438 |
0.07785 |
64 |
47 |
12 |
5 |
275 |
Tiny hands, tiny sword. Just as I thought. |
1.3438 |
0.07120 |
64 |
45 |
16 |
3 |
276 |
Because this will look great on my resume, that's why! |
1.3438 |
0.07120 |
64 |
45 |
16 |
3 |
277 |
Don't you know it's not nice to play with your food. |
1.3438 |
0.07120 |
64 |
45 |
16 |
3 |
278 |
Make it look good for the first two rounds. |
1.3438 |
0.07120 |
64 |
45 |
16 |
3 |
279 |
you know what they say about dragons with small swords? |
1.3438 |
0.07785 |
64 |
47 |
12 |
5 |
280 |
Too bad you've lost your spark. |
1.3438 |
0.08097 |
64 |
48 |
10 |
6 |
281 |
Look ,I'm just stating a fact: you have tiny hands. |
1.3433 |
0.07829 |
67 |
50 |
11 |
6 |
282 |
I never played a lefty before! |
1.3433 |
0.07228 |
67 |
48 |
15 |
4 |
283 |
No, I said you must have a tiny wick. |
1.3433 |
0.07829 |
67 |
50 |
11 |
6 |
284 |
How long will this fight drag-on? |
1.3433 |
0.07829 |
67 |
50 |
11 |
6 |
285 |
Hard to believe in evolution when I look at those arms! |
1.3433 |
0.07228 |
67 |
48 |
15 |
4 |
286 |
You weren't expecting a lefty, were you? |
1.3433 |
0.07228 |
67 |
48 |
15 |
4 |
287 |
Feel free to fly away any time. |
1.3433 |
0.07228 |
67 |
48 |
15 |
4 |
288 |
You know, "freestyle" is so 1380's. |
1.3429 |
0.06714 |
70 |
49 |
18 |
3 |
289 |
Methinks someone has lost the ol' fire in the belly. |
1.3429 |
0.07583 |
70 |
52 |
12 |
6 |
290 |
I see you're still smoking. |
1.3390 |
0.07494 |
59 |
42 |
14 |
3 |
291 |
And that e-cigarette does not make you look cool. |
1.3390 |
0.08237 |
59 |
44 |
10 |
5 |
292 |
My motto, Sir: Épée, Touché, Flambé. |
1.3390 |
0.07875 |
59 |
43 |
12 |
4 |
293 |
If I surrender now will you give me my pants back? |
1.3390 |
0.07494 |
59 |
42 |
14 |
3 |
294 |
You're not so tough with a sinus infection, are you? |
1.3387 |
0.07607 |
62 |
45 |
13 |
4 |
295 |
Winner gets tickets to Hamilton |
1.3387 |
0.07947 |
62 |
46 |
11 |
5 |
296 |
What are we doing? Best of five? |
1.3387 |
0.07251 |
62 |
44 |
15 |
3 |
297 |
Good! Now, you teach me how to breathe fire! |
1.3387 |
0.07251 |
62 |
44 |
15 |
3 |
298 |
Don't let me win, just because I'm your boss. |
1.3387 |
0.07607 |
62 |
45 |
13 |
4 |
299 |
I hope this doesn't end up in The New Yorker. That would be embarrassing. |
1.3385 |
0.07683 |
65 |
48 |
12 |
5 |
300 |
You do realize this is a no smoking arena? |
1.3385 |
0.07029 |
65 |
46 |
16 |
3 |
301 |
You're lucky my pilot light is out. |
1.3385 |
0.07683 |
65 |
48 |
12 |
5 |
302 |
OK, I take it back. You don't have silly little arms. |
1.3385 |
0.07683 |
65 |
48 |
12 |
5 |
303 |
While I have you on reach, you clearly outmatch me on breath. |
1.3385 |
0.07363 |
65 |
47 |
14 |
4 |
304 |
Ok, you can have the damsel in distress. |
1.3385 |
0.07363 |
65 |
47 |
14 |
4 |
305 |
See? Isn't this a lot more fun than just eating me? |
1.3385 |
0.07989 |
65 |
49 |
10 |
6 |
306 |
For a fire-breathing dragon, you have very small hands. |
1.3385 |
0.08285 |
65 |
50 |
8 |
7 |
307 |
Alas, you challenge the kingdom's no smoking policy! |
1.3385 |
0.07989 |
65 |
49 |
10 |
6 |
308 |
I thought we agreed that if I taught you swordplay you would teach me to breathe fire. |
1.3382 |
0.06825 |
68 |
48 |
17 |
3 |
309 |
You know you can breathe fire, right? |
1.3382 |
0.08278 |
68 |
53 |
7 |
8 |
310 |
No, sword cuts paper, rock crushes sword... |
1.3382 |
0.07440 |
68 |
50 |
13 |
5 |
311 |
Don't forget there's a ban on use of fire due to the drought. |
1.3382 |
0.07730 |
68 |
51 |
11 |
6 |
312 |
How long will this drag-on? |
1.3382 |
0.07730 |
68 |
51 |
11 |
6 |
313 |
Don't think you're too big to fail! |
1.3382 |
0.07440 |
68 |
50 |
13 |
5 |
314 |
I know you’ve used all your carbon credits, so don’t even think about it! |
1.3382 |
0.06825 |
68 |
48 |
17 |
3 |
315 |
Hey, don't go medieval on me okay? |
1.3382 |
0.07139 |
68 |
49 |
15 |
4 |
316 |
One day we'll both look back on this and laugh. |
1.3382 |
0.06148 |
68 |
46 |
21 |
1 |
317 |
You can’t bring a firefight to a sword fight. |
1.3380 |
0.07217 |
71 |
52 |
14 |
5 |
318 |
Got a match? |
1.3333 |
0.07763 |
60 |
44 |
12 |
4 |
319 |
Warrior pose, seriously? |
1.3333 |
0.06941 |
66 |
47 |
16 |
3 |
320 |
I must say, Puff....your magic isn't what it used to be! |
1.3333 |
0.07156 |
63 |
45 |
15 |
3 |
321 |
You'll get used to fighting hand-to-hand. And just think of the carbon credits you'll earn. |
1.3333 |
0.08119 |
60 |
45 |
10 |
5 |
322 |
Just a few more minutes of imaginative, outdoor play and then we can go inside and play Minecraft. |
1.3333 |
0.07269 |
66 |
48 |
14 |
4 |
323 |
It's called a 'reasonable accommodation.' |
1.3333 |
0.07156 |
63 |
45 |
15 |
3 |
324 |
This is my last Renaissance Faire. I am so burnt out. |
1.3333 |
0.07348 |
69 |
51 |
13 |
5 |
325 |
No more fire in the belly? |
1.3333 |
0.07390 |
60 |
43 |
14 |
3 |
326 |
Lousy form, but that breath might just do me in. |
1.3333 |
0.07156 |
63 |
45 |
15 |
3 |
327 |
Trust me, winning this way will be much more rewarding. |
1.3333 |
0.07763 |
60 |
44 |
12 |
4 |
328 |
Hold your fire, this is a sword fight. |
1.3333 |
0.07052 |
69 |
50 |
15 |
4 |
329 |
Little Jackie Paper grew up to become a huge pain in the ass. |
1.3333 |
0.07583 |
66 |
49 |
12 |
5 |
330 |
Oxford Fencing Club champion, class of 1066. And you, my good fellow? |
1.3333 |
0.07052 |
69 |
50 |
15 |
4 |
331 |
Take it out on the Surgeon General, not me. |
1.3333 |
0.07390 |
60 |
43 |
14 |
3 |
332 |
No, no--the power needs to come from your hips! Try it again. |
1.3333 |
0.06581 |
60 |
41 |
18 |
1 |
333 |
Well, no I've never done this before, but I'm a successful real estate developer, so I'm highly qualified. |
1.3333 |
0.08159 |
63 |
48 |
9 |
6 |
334 |
Puff? Does that stand for Pretty Useless Forearms, Fellow? |
1.3333 |
0.07505 |
63 |
46 |
13 |
4 |
335 |
I just said your hands are surprisingly small. |
1.3333 |
0.06400 |
63 |
43 |
19 |
1 |
336 |
Dangerous, maybe. But, they say the second-hand smoke will get me first. |
1.3333 |
0.07505 |
63 |
46 |
13 |
4 |
337 |
Puff, you're supposed to hold it in. |
1.3333 |
0.08909 |
36 |
25 |
10 |
1 |
338 |
We can break if you promise I'm not lunch. |
1.3333 |
0.07505 |
63 |
46 |
13 |
4 |
339 |
Making kabobs is more fun when the meat fights back |
1.3284 |
0.07485 |
67 |
50 |
12 |
5 |
340 |
This is still not as strange as a Trump presidency. |
1.3281 |
0.07062 |
64 |
46 |
15 |
3 |
341 |
Oh, quit fuming. You get to choose weapons tomorrow. |
1.3281 |
0.07405 |
64 |
47 |
13 |
4 |
342 |
Before Bob bravely challenged the dragon to the duel, flame-broiled flesh on a skewer was known as shish keflesh. |
1.3281 |
0.08350 |
64 |
50 |
7 |
7 |
343 |
How about I just apologize for saying your hands are really, really small? |
1.3281 |
0.06702 |
64 |
45 |
17 |
2 |
344 |
All right, after this I promise we'll have a fire-breathing contest. |
1.3281 |
0.07062 |
64 |
46 |
15 |
3 |
345 |
Well, I am sorry you have sinus issues. But this mesh armor is really uncomfortable too . |
1.3281 |
0.07062 |
64 |
46 |
15 |
3 |
346 |
I was hired by an old flame. |
1.3281 |
0.07062 |
64 |
46 |
15 |
3 |
347 |
You have very small hands. |
1.3281 |
0.08047 |
64 |
49 |
9 |
6 |
348 |
If I win, you entertain at my son's birthday party. |
1.3281 |
0.06702 |
64 |
45 |
17 |
2 |
349 |
It's great that we don't keep score and everyone gets a trophy at the end. |
1.3281 |
0.08350 |
64 |
50 |
7 |
7 |
350 |
Smoking will kill you if I don't. |
1.3281 |
0.07405 |
64 |
47 |
13 |
4 |
351 |
Sure, the non-smoking policy change affects some more than others, but look how your swordsmanship has improved! |
1.3281 |
0.07405 |
64 |
47 |
13 |
4 |
352 |
The Game of Thrones writers finally hit rock bottom. |
1.3281 |
0.07733 |
64 |
48 |
11 |
5 |
353 |
No...I'm pretty sure it's I 'slay', you 'slay', but he or she 'slayeth'. |
1.3279 |
0.07288 |
61 |
44 |
14 |
3 |
354 |
Float like a butterfly! |
1.3279 |
0.07654 |
61 |
45 |
12 |
4 |
355 |
Come on already. Fight like a man! |
1.3279 |
0.06903 |
61 |
43 |
16 |
2 |
356 |
No, I don't have a match. |
1.3279 |
0.06903 |
61 |
43 |
16 |
2 |
357 |
I just don't seem to have the fire in my belly anymore. |
1.3279 |
0.07654 |
61 |
45 |
12 |
4 |
358 |
Where'd it all go wrong, Puff? |
1.3279 |
0.08003 |
61 |
46 |
10 |
5 |
359 |
Just to make this fair, I'll use my left hand! |
1.3279 |
0.07288 |
61 |
44 |
14 |
3 |
360 |
Some people still deny that the Battle of Honah Lee ever happened. |
1.3276 |
0.07536 |
58 |
42 |
13 |
3 |
361 |
Wow Puff, your right arm is getting freaky strong! |
1.3276 |
0.07123 |
58 |
41 |
15 |
2 |
362 |
I'm so glad that we signed that ceasefire. |
1.3276 |
0.07536 |
58 |
42 |
13 |
3 |
363 |
See--it's all in the wrist! Now, you try it. |
1.3276 |
0.07123 |
58 |
41 |
15 |
2 |
364 |
Two out of three? |
1.3276 |
0.07927 |
58 |
43 |
11 |
4 |
365 |
I usually fight fire with fire. |
1.3276 |
0.07536 |
58 |
42 |
13 |
3 |
366 |
I'm telling you, the Park Service guy explicitly said "no fires" |
1.3276 |
0.07927 |
58 |
43 |
11 |
4 |
367 |
Back off! I'm an endangered species you idiot! |
1.3273 |
0.08628 |
55 |
42 |
8 |
5 |
368 |
Rules are rules, and you lost the coin toss... |
1.3273 |
0.07809 |
55 |
40 |
12 |
3 |
369 |
See, this is so much more environmentally friendly. |
1.3273 |
0.07365 |
55 |
39 |
14 |
2 |
370 |
Don't get me wrong, but have you considered alternating your leg and back workouts with arms, core, and cardio? |
1.3265 |
0.09398 |
49 |
38 |
6 |
5 |
371 |
You really should give up smoking. |
1.3231 |
0.07308 |
65 |
48 |
13 |
4 |
372 |
Call me 'Puff' one more time and I'm running you through. |
1.3231 |
0.07308 |
65 |
48 |
13 |
4 |
373 |
I don't know. It just seems like all the fire has gone out of my life. |
1.3231 |
0.06971 |
65 |
47 |
15 |
3 |
374 |
'In the name of Saints Peter, Paul and Mary, I command you to drop your sword and to resume frolicing in the Autumn mist.' |
1.3231 |
0.07630 |
65 |
49 |
11 |
5 |
375 |
I sense you're unhappy with the new handicapping rules... |
1.3231 |
0.07308 |
65 |
48 |
13 |
4 |
376 |
this way, children's story books will be really confusing |
1.3231 |
0.07308 |
65 |
48 |
13 |
4 |
377 |
You have to learn to use a sword, you can't just bar-b-q everyone. |
1.3231 |
0.07938 |
65 |
50 |
9 |
6 |
378 |
Quick photo-op here, so a couple sword taps before I run like hell! |
1.3231 |
0.06617 |
65 |
46 |
17 |
2 |
379 |
Barney soon realized that giving St. George the choice of weapons was a big mistake! |
1.3231 |
0.07630 |
65 |
49 |
11 |
5 |
380 |
I am taking you seriously, I just love my yoga pants. |
1.3231 |
0.07308 |
65 |
48 |
13 |
4 |
381 |
Now remember, you take the dive in the third round. |
1.3231 |
0.06971 |
65 |
47 |
15 |
3 |
382 |
Flambe! Er, I mean, En garde! |
1.3226 |
0.07189 |
62 |
45 |
14 |
3 |
383 |
Just admit it, you have small hands. |
1.3226 |
0.08219 |
62 |
48 |
8 |
6 |
384 |
I'm telling you right now that size doesn't matter. |
1.3226 |
0.07548 |
62 |
46 |
12 |
4 |
385 |
Ha ha, I bet you're wishing you'd chosen blazing nostrils at ten paces now, eh, propane breath? |
1.3226 |
0.07548 |
62 |
46 |
12 |
4 |
386 |
This STILL seems unfair. Maybe if you switched arms? |
1.3226 |
0.07548 |
62 |
46 |
12 |
4 |
387 |
Puff the magic dragon was beginning to wonder if little Jackie Paper was as flammable as his name implied |
1.3226 |
0.07548 |
62 |
46 |
12 |
4 |
388 |
And this is for contributing to global warming! |
1.3226 |
0.07548 |
62 |
46 |
12 |
4 |
389 |
Easy pal, Puff is alive and well. He lives by the sea in a land called Honnah Lee. |
1.3226 |
0.07891 |
62 |
47 |
10 |
5 |
390 |
Prepare yourself to become extinct, Sir! |
1.3226 |
0.08535 |
62 |
49 |
6 |
7 |
391 |
No need to get all fired up. |
1.3226 |
0.08219 |
62 |
48 |
8 |
6 |
392 |
Hold it. Are you officially too big to fell? |
1.3226 |
0.07548 |
62 |
46 |
12 |
4 |
393 |
Early round match-ups are such a joke. |
1.3220 |
0.06135 |
59 |
40 |
19 |
0 |
394 |
Just breathe through your nose. |
1.3220 |
0.06594 |
59 |
41 |
17 |
1 |
395 |
I can't believe you're a smoker. Don't you know how dangerous that is for you? |
1.3220 |
0.07428 |
59 |
43 |
13 |
3 |
396 |
Well, the next time I come to YOUR lair, we can do what YOU want! |
1.3220 |
0.07024 |
59 |
42 |
15 |
2 |
397 |
How dare you taunt me with my son's photo on your shield. |
1.3214 |
0.08101 |
56 |
42 |
10 |
4 |
398 |
I'm sure it's 'Fight sword with sword.' |
1.3214 |
0.07690 |
56 |
41 |
12 |
3 |
399 |
Best play-date ever! |
1.3208 |
0.07979 |
53 |
39 |
11 |
3 |
400 |
Unless you focus on your breathing, it's just sword fighting. |
1.3200 |
0.08300 |
50 |
37 |
10 |
3 |
401 |
All this huffing and puffing is unbecoming of you. |
1.3182 |
0.06882 |
66 |
48 |
15 |
3 |
402 |
Just a reminder- this is a no-smoking fight. |
1.3182 |
0.07529 |
66 |
50 |
11 |
5 |
403 |
Thanks for cauterizing that. |
1.3175 |
0.06722 |
63 |
45 |
16 |
2 |
404 |
Well OF COURSE the rules apply to both of us. NEITHER of us is allowed to breathe fire or to devour the other. |
1.3175 |
0.07781 |
63 |
48 |
10 |
5 |
405 |
If you put down the sword I'll try to get you an interview at Geico. |
1.3175 |
0.07445 |
63 |
47 |
12 |
4 |
406 |
I told my mother not to bid on the Groupon fencing lessons. |
1.3175 |
0.07781 |
63 |
48 |
10 |
5 |
407 |
Pilot light out? |
1.3175 |
0.07093 |
63 |
46 |
14 |
3 |
408 |
Tiny hands and a belly full of hot air? You don't stand a chance! |
1.3175 |
0.08104 |
63 |
49 |
8 |
6 |
409 |
Puff loses his fire; goes draconian...you get the point in this sworded affair. |
1.3175 |
0.07093 |
63 |
46 |
14 |
3 |
410 |
No, you keep the damsel. |
1.3175 |
0.07445 |
63 |
47 |
12 |
4 |
411 |
St.George! Believe me, I knew St.George and you're no St. Geoge |
1.3167 |
0.07699 |
60 |
45 |
11 |
4 |
412 |
I hate to tell you this, but I'm not really left-handed. |
1.3167 |
0.08058 |
60 |
46 |
9 |
5 |
413 |
Can we just agree to disagree? |
1.3167 |
0.07699 |
60 |
45 |
11 |
4 |
414 |
I could come back when you don't have a cold. |
1.3167 |
0.07699 |
60 |
45 |
11 |
4 |
415 |
Doesn't seem fair that you also have opposable thumbs |
1.3167 |
0.07699 |
60 |
45 |
11 |
4 |
416 |
I really thought it was a song about weed. |
1.3167 |
0.07323 |
60 |
44 |
13 |
3 |
417 |
Funny, I never picked you for a swordsman. |
1.3158 |
0.07575 |
57 |
42 |
12 |
3 |
418 |
Remember, only you can prevent dragon fires. |
1.3158 |
0.08361 |
57 |
44 |
8 |
5 |
419 |
This fight is going to dragon isn't it? |
1.3158 |
0.07978 |
57 |
43 |
10 |
4 |
420 |
OK, same drill. I play dead. Damsel thinks you slayed me. We meet for brews in a couple of hours. |
1.3158 |
0.06697 |
57 |
40 |
16 |
1 |
421 |
I know it seems unfair, but we need to do everything we can to reduce global warming. |
1.3158 |
0.07978 |
57 |
43 |
10 |
4 |
422 |
We should think about how society forced us into these roles. |
1.3148 |
0.08286 |
54 |
41 |
9 |
4 |
423 |
Hey look, your claw is untied. |
1.3125 |
0.08296 |
64 |
51 |
6 |
7 |
424 |
I'm really not left handed. |
1.3125 |
0.07675 |
64 |
49 |
10 |
5 |
425 |
Puff immediately regretted taking the whole bottle of antacid. |
1.3125 |
0.07992 |
64 |
50 |
8 |
6 |
426 |
Hey, weren't you killed off in season four? |
1.3125 |
0.06999 |
64 |
47 |
14 |
3 |
427 |
Your shoe's untied. |
1.3125 |
0.07345 |
64 |
48 |
12 |
4 |
428 |
May I suggest a short break for breath-mints? |
1.3125 |
0.07345 |
64 |
48 |
12 |
4 |
429 |
See, isn't this more sporting? |
1.3125 |
0.07345 |
64 |
48 |
12 |
4 |
430 |
True, but you must admit emission control regulations have improved air quality. |
1.3115 |
0.07221 |
61 |
45 |
13 |
3 |
431 |
Can't we just play rock, paper scissors, as usual? |
1.3115 |
0.07941 |
61 |
47 |
9 |
5 |
432 |
Just don't breathe on me. |
1.3115 |
0.08278 |
61 |
48 |
7 |
6 |
433 |
You could get a lot more power out of your swing if you adjusted your grip. |
1.3115 |
0.07221 |
61 |
45 |
13 |
3 |
434 |
I see you are running out of steam. |
1.3115 |
0.07221 |
61 |
45 |
13 |
3 |
435 |
Your ability to fly adds to the absurdity of this |
1.3115 |
0.06832 |
61 |
44 |
15 |
2 |
436 |
YOUR mom has dragon breath. |
1.3115 |
0.07590 |
61 |
46 |
11 |
4 |
437 |
Ahh, no wonder you're extinct |
1.3115 |
0.07590 |
61 |
46 |
11 |
4 |
438 |
Do you know what they say about dragons with little hands? |
1.3115 |
0.08914 |
61 |
50 |
3 |
8 |
439 |
Seriously? With those tiny arms? |
1.3111 |
0.09440 |
45 |
35 |
6 |
4 |
440 |
Okay, if you let me win, I'll read your novel. |
1.3103 |
0.07858 |
58 |
44 |
10 |
4 |
441 |
We're getting to old for this Larry. You're almost in your Middle Ages. |
1.3103 |
0.07858 |
58 |
44 |
10 |
4 |
442 |
You know, sometimes you just slay me. |
1.3103 |
0.07463 |
58 |
43 |
12 |
3 |
443 |
You are just upset because I got to choose the weapons. |
1.3103 |
0.07046 |
58 |
42 |
14 |
2 |
444 |
I sense you lack fire. |
1.3103 |
0.07858 |
58 |
44 |
10 |
4 |
445 |
I thought you gave up smoking. |
1.3103 |
0.07463 |
58 |
43 |
12 |
3 |
446 |
Not so easy, is it? |
1.3103 |
0.07858 |
58 |
44 |
10 |
4 |
447 |
If you haven’t heard, now there’s also a No Biting rule. |
1.3103 |
0.07463 |
58 |
43 |
12 |
3 |
448 |
If you don't learn modern warfare you certainly will be extinct. |
1.3103 |
0.07858 |
58 |
44 |
10 |
4 |
449 |
Can we just go back to thumb wrestling? |
1.3103 |
0.06603 |
58 |
41 |
16 |
1 |
450 |
You're going to need a shield if this is going to be a fair fight. |
1.3103 |
0.07858 |
58 |
44 |
10 |
4 |
451 |
Tomorrow I will teach you archery. |
1.3091 |
0.07730 |
55 |
41 |
11 |
3 |
452 |
Thou looks not at all like your ChristianMingle.com picture! |
1.3091 |
0.07730 |
55 |
41 |
11 |
3 |
453 |
Your breath smells like Sir Robert. |
1.3091 |
0.07730 |
55 |
41 |
11 |
3 |
454 |
Being vegan made life difficult for Puff. |
1.3091 |
0.08154 |
55 |
42 |
9 |
4 |
455 |
You don't like the new Edict of Emissions? Try riding a hybrid horse. |
1.3077 |
0.07247 |
65 |
49 |
12 |
4 |
456 |
According to the brochure, you're not supposed to fight back. |
1.3077 |
0.07247 |
65 |
49 |
12 |
4 |
457 |
Look everyone knows you took the habachi, now cough it up. |
1.3077 |
0.07882 |
65 |
51 |
8 |
6 |
458 |
My name is George. You burned my steak. Prepare to die. |
1.3077 |
0.08915 |
52 |
41 |
6 |
5 |
459 |
Ok, we'll lose the swords, but you give me a flame-thrower |
1.3077 |
0.07022 |
52 |
37 |
14 |
1 |
460 |
What's more important. Roasting me or fighting climate change? |
1.3065 |
0.07483 |
62 |
47 |
11 |
4 |
461 |
Regardless, the Bards will sing about your sense of fair play. |
1.3065 |
0.06335 |
62 |
44 |
17 |
1 |
462 |
No really, Puff is a very strong name ! |
1.3065 |
0.08477 |
62 |
50 |
5 |
7 |
463 |
You know what they say about having short fingers. |
1.3065 |
0.07121 |
62 |
46 |
13 |
3 |
464 |
Wow--I didn't realize you had opposable thumbs. |
1.3061 |
0.07263 |
49 |
35 |
13 |
1 |
465 |
Oh, c'mon. I agreed to pretend your weren't imaginary. |
1.3051 |
0.07354 |
59 |
44 |
12 |
3 |
466 |
A fire-mouthed, horned monster, and everyone was just worried about his small hands |
1.3051 |
0.08463 |
59 |
47 |
6 |
6 |
467 |
You're lucky I didn't bring my pen. |
1.3051 |
0.07742 |
59 |
45 |
10 |
4 |
468 |
Not one to be easily typecast, Puff auditions for the role of knight #2. |
1.3051 |
0.07742 |
59 |
45 |
10 |
4 |
469 |
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya... |
1.3051 |
0.07742 |
59 |
45 |
10 |
4 |
470 |
Years from now, someone will look at this and try to add a caption. |
1.3051 |
0.07742 |
59 |
45 |
10 |
4 |
471 |
Very honorable of you, Sir Dragon, to allow me the choice of weapons. |
1.3051 |
0.07742 |
59 |
45 |
10 |
4 |
472 |
Puff, it's me!!! |
1.3051 |
0.07354 |
59 |
44 |
12 |
3 |
473 |
What's the matter? Feeling hydrated? |
1.3051 |
0.07354 |
59 |
44 |
12 |
3 |
474 |
No wonder we're extinct.....Damn these short arms! |
1.3051 |
0.07742 |
59 |
45 |
10 |
4 |
475 |
So, to be clear, is this a winner-takes-all state? |
1.3051 |
0.07742 |
59 |
45 |
10 |
4 |
476 |
And then we're going to build castles and roads and markets and gentrify the area,and you my friend will need a license. |
1.3051 |
0.07742 |
59 |
45 |
10 |
4 |
477 |
That's Mr. Jackie Paper to you! |
1.3051 |
0.07354 |
59 |
44 |
12 |
3 |
478 |
Thank you for agreeing to reduce your carbon foot-print. |
1.3051 |
0.07742 |
59 |
45 |
10 |
4 |
479 |
Notice how these leggings move naturally with the body |
1.3051 |
0.08463 |
59 |
47 |
6 |
6 |
480 |
If there's no damsel, I'd as soon live and let live. |
1.3051 |
0.06946 |
59 |
43 |
14 |
2 |
481 |
The kingdom's progressive smoke-free laws were not widely embraced. |
1.3051 |
0.08110 |
59 |
46 |
8 |
5 |
482 |
Lighten up -- once the drought ends I'm sure they'll lift the fire-breathing ban. |
1.3051 |
0.06946 |
59 |
43 |
14 |
2 |
483 |
Wait until you see from where I shoot fire. |
1.3051 |
0.07354 |
59 |
44 |
12 |
3 |
484 |
An excess of hubris with regard to their swordfighting abilities ulitmately doomed dragon-kind. |
1.3051 |
0.08110 |
59 |
46 |
8 |
5 |
485 |
At least if I win, I won't eat you. |
1.3051 |
0.07742 |
59 |
45 |
10 |
4 |
486 |
Now remember: no kicking, running, biting, scratching, no fire and no flying! |
1.3043 |
0.06942 |
69 |
52 |
13 |
4 |
487 |
Is the sword really necessary? |
1.3036 |
0.07611 |
56 |
42 |
11 |
3 |
488 |
You need more work on your parry before we move on to thrust. |
1.3036 |
0.07611 |
56 |
42 |
11 |
3 |
489 |
Hey, I didn't invent the expression "Dragon Breath," I'm just telling you how it is. |
1.3036 |
0.08026 |
56 |
43 |
9 |
4 |
490 |
You're just another blowhard with little hands. |
1.3036 |
0.08026 |
56 |
43 |
9 |
4 |
491 |
It’s a win-win: I get the damsel and later you get to incinerate the village. All you have to do is play dead for a short while. |
1.3036 |
0.07171 |
56 |
41 |
13 |
2 |
492 |
It's not "SLAYED", it's "SLAIN". You should have said, "I have SLAIN braver men than thou." |
1.3036 |
0.07171 |
56 |
41 |
13 |
2 |
493 |
So, she tells me it's gonna be hot, wear the tank top. |
1.3036 |
0.07171 |
56 |
41 |
13 |
2 |
494 |
Yeah, this reminds me of the 2016 presidential debate as well. |
1.3036 |
0.08798 |
56 |
45 |
5 |
6 |
495 |
Hey, I just want to frolick in the autumn mist! |
1.3036 |
0.08798 |
56 |
45 |
5 |
6 |
496 |
I don't see where this class will help me in the real world. |
1.3019 |
0.07893 |
53 |
40 |
10 |
3 |
497 |
One day, this will be a game. |
1.3019 |
0.07419 |
53 |
39 |
12 |
2 |
498 |
Your mother's a garter snake! |
1.3019 |
0.07419 |
53 |
39 |
12 |
2 |
499 |
Awww...did widdle dwagon wun out of pwopane? |
1.3019 |
0.08764 |
53 |
42 |
6 |
5 |
500 |
"How about a timeout for a breath mint"? |
1.3016 |
0.07379 |
63 |
48 |
11 |
4 |
501 |
The smoking is going to kill you. |
1.3016 |
0.07718 |
63 |
49 |
9 |
5 |
502 |
No wonder you're single with that breath. |
1.3016 |
0.06649 |
63 |
46 |
15 |
2 |
503 |
I should've brought a pen. |
1.3016 |
0.07718 |
63 |
49 |
9 |
5 |
504 |
Don't get so fired up this time, concentrate on your footwork |
1.3016 |
0.06252 |
63 |
45 |
17 |
1 |
505 |
I never should have agreed to your rules. |
1.3014 |
0.05749 |
73 |
52 |
20 |
1 |
506 |
Never fought a lefty before, have ya? |
1.3000 |
0.07990 |
60 |
47 |
8 |
5 |
507 |
Aren't our duels more interesting since they banned greenhouse gases? |
1.3000 |
0.07628 |
60 |
46 |
10 |
4 |
508 |
You read the rules. No carbon emissions. Stop fuming. |
1.3000 |
0.07990 |
60 |
47 |
8 |
5 |
509 |
Without the new carbon emmission regulations you wouldn't have a chance! |
1.3000 |
0.07990 |
60 |
47 |
8 |
5 |
510 |
I know, mine stopped covering sword wounds too. |
1.3000 |
0.07628 |
60 |
46 |
10 |
4 |
511 |
And after this, chess! |
1.3000 |
0.06856 |
70 |
53 |
13 |
4 |
512 |
Damn Geneva Convention |
1.3000 |
0.07628 |
60 |
46 |
10 |
4 |
513 |
See, isn't fighting like a man better? |
1.3000 |
0.07249 |
60 |
45 |
12 |
3 |
514 |
This is a smoke-free kingdom... |
1.3000 |
0.08336 |
60 |
48 |
6 |
6 |
515 |
Begone! Go frolic in the autumn mist! |
1.3000 |
0.07249 |
60 |
45 |
12 |
3 |
516 |
It's settled then. Winner frolics in the autumn mist. |
1.3000 |
0.07990 |
60 |
47 |
8 |
5 |
517 |
You know it's because I can't fight fire with fire. |
1.3000 |
0.07990 |
60 |
47 |
8 |
5 |
518 |
In time, we'll both be extinct. |
1.3000 |
0.06848 |
60 |
44 |
14 |
2 |
519 |
The smoke is a great effect, but if you add some fire we'll get millions of views. |
1.3000 |
0.07249 |
60 |
45 |
12 |
3 |
520 |
Hey, happens to lots of guys as they get older. |
1.3000 |
0.06848 |
60 |
44 |
14 |
2 |
521 |
Pissed, the Angry Dragon. |
1.3000 |
0.07628 |
60 |
46 |
10 |
4 |
522 |
I'm only doing this to get laid. |
1.3000 |
0.07628 |
60 |
46 |
10 |
4 |
523 |
Would you prefer rock, paper, scissors? |
1.3000 |
0.07249 |
60 |
45 |
12 |
3 |
524 |
Can I take my wish back? |
1.2982 |
0.07495 |
57 |
43 |
11 |
3 |
525 |
Cut! Bring in the stunt dragon. |
1.2982 |
0.07495 |
57 |
43 |
11 |
3 |
526 |
I know, I know...just humor me for a minute. |
1.2982 |
0.07902 |
57 |
44 |
9 |
4 |
527 |
You're lucky my throat is sore. |
1.2982 |
0.06606 |
57 |
41 |
15 |
1 |
528 |
You're draggin'. |
1.2982 |
0.07902 |
57 |
44 |
9 |
4 |
529 |
Fire breathing is a marketable skill, but you don't want to be a one trick dragon. |
1.2982 |
0.06606 |
57 |
41 |
15 |
1 |
530 |
Your smoke is mightier than your sword. |
1.2982 |
0.08289 |
57 |
45 |
7 |
5 |
531 |
I thinkest thou art humoring me. |
1.2982 |
0.07495 |
57 |
43 |
11 |
3 |
532 |
We're getting too old for this. |
1.2982 |
0.07064 |
57 |
42 |
13 |
2 |
533 |
Breath mint? |
1.2982 |
0.07495 |
57 |
43 |
11 |
3 |
534 |
You have to learn how to defend yourself with a sword, or you will be extinct. |
1.2982 |
0.07495 |
57 |
43 |
11 |
3 |
535 |
I really appreciate you playing fair |
1.2982 |
0.07064 |
57 |
42 |
13 |
2 |
536 |
Let's make this look realistic.When I pretend to stab you, fall down, OK? |
1.2982 |
0.08289 |
57 |
45 |
7 |
5 |
537 |
Get angry! Get that fire in the belly! |
1.2982 |
0.07495 |
57 |
43 |
11 |
3 |
538 |
Don't waste your breath. |
1.2963 |
0.07302 |
54 |
40 |
12 |
2 |
539 |
Flameout!! Now I gotcha. |
1.2963 |
0.07302 |
54 |
40 |
12 |
2 |
540 |
The Lord Commander's famous last words, "Walls? We don't need no stinking walls." |
1.2963 |
0.08619 |
54 |
43 |
6 |
5 |
541 |
I am sorry I said your hands were small. |
1.2963 |
0.07302 |
54 |
40 |
12 |
2 |
542 |
They really should start doing background checks at sword shows. |
1.2963 |
0.08203 |
54 |
42 |
8 |
4 |
543 |
Take that you mere myth and future plastic toy! |
1.2963 |
0.07766 |
54 |
41 |
10 |
3 |
544 |
My agent is soooo fired. |
1.2963 |
0.06807 |
54 |
39 |
14 |
1 |
545 |
What a time to have a flameout! |
1.2963 |
0.07302 |
54 |
40 |
12 |
2 |
546 |
The dragon immediately regretted agreeing to the terms of combat. |
1.2963 |
0.08203 |
54 |
42 |
8 |
4 |
547 |
Hey, if you want the part in Game of Thrones big guy, you need to learn to sword fight like everyone else. |
1.2951 |
0.07873 |
61 |
48 |
8 |
5 |
548 |
A dragon lives forever, but not so little boys. |
1.2951 |
0.07146 |
61 |
46 |
12 |
3 |
549 |
It sucks when your pilot light goes out, doesn't it? |
1.2951 |
0.07518 |
61 |
47 |
10 |
4 |
550 |
Fight like a man. |
1.2951 |
0.07146 |
61 |
46 |
12 |
3 |
551 |
Good grief, I meant to grab my pen. |
1.2951 |
0.07518 |
61 |
47 |
10 |
4 |
552 |
It was surprising that Sir Brian the Blind had survived as long as he had |
1.2951 |
0.07873 |
61 |
48 |
8 |
5 |
553 |
Ha! What you don't realize is I'm actually right-handed. |
1.2951 |
0.08539 |
61 |
50 |
4 |
7 |
554 |
Guess what? I'm not Puff the magic dragon. |
1.2949 |
0.07324 |
78 |
63 |
7 |
8 |
555 |
Shoulda brought my pen? |
1.2941 |
0.08065 |
51 |
39 |
9 |
3 |
556 |
Next time, I get to choose the weapon. |
1.2941 |
0.08065 |
51 |
39 |
9 |
3 |
557 |
Okay Rex, make this look good or you're toast! |
1.2941 |
0.07026 |
51 |
37 |
13 |
1 |
558 |
This is my last shot at knight school so remember you go down in the third and i tell you where vestal virgins are hidden. |
1.2941 |
0.08538 |
51 |
40 |
7 |
4 |
559 |
An old flame hired me to take you out. |
1.2931 |
0.07382 |
58 |
44 |
11 |
3 |
560 |
Is that all the magic you got Puff? |
1.2931 |
0.07781 |
58 |
45 |
9 |
4 |
561 |
Come on, just humor me. |
1.2931 |
0.06961 |
58 |
43 |
13 |
2 |
562 |
Thou knowest what they sayest about small hands. |
1.2931 |
0.07781 |
58 |
45 |
9 |
4 |
563 |
Don't get all steamed up... they're Alligator shoes not Dragon skin. |
1.2931 |
0.06961 |
58 |
43 |
13 |
2 |
564 |
Sure you're a worthy adversary, but the smoking is a real turn-off. |
1.2931 |
0.08161 |
58 |
46 |
7 |
5 |
565 |
... I AM your father! |
1.2931 |
0.07382 |
58 |
44 |
11 |
3 |
566 |
You're the one that said, 'Choose your weapon.' |
1.2931 |
0.07382 |
58 |
44 |
11 |
3 |
567 |
Promise if I win, you'll give up smoking! |
1.2931 |
0.08161 |
58 |
46 |
7 |
5 |
568 |
What's next? Rock, paper scissors? |
1.2931 |
0.07781 |
58 |
45 |
9 |
4 |
569 |
...and then my agent said, "Look, if Dicaprio can act opposite a bear..." |
1.2931 |
0.07382 |
58 |
44 |
11 |
3 |
570 |
I, for one, think it's wonderful that you've given up smoking. |
1.2931 |
0.07382 |
58 |
44 |
11 |
3 |
571 |
Well, you agreed to a level slaying field. |
1.2931 |
0.07382 |
58 |
44 |
11 |
3 |
572 |
This is a smoke-free zone! |
1.2931 |
0.06961 |
58 |
43 |
13 |
2 |
573 |
It's called Socialism. |
1.2931 |
0.07781 |
58 |
45 |
9 |
4 |
574 |
Trust me, this way we both get a participation award! |
1.2931 |
0.07781 |
58 |
45 |
9 |
4 |
575 |
Marcia...eat a snickers bar already... |
1.2931 |
0.08161 |
58 |
46 |
7 |
5 |
576 |
It went on like this for another few minutes, then the dragon simply cooked and ate St. George. |
1.2931 |
0.07781 |
58 |
45 |
9 |
4 |
577 |
You can't stop me, Puff! I will make Honalee great again! |
1.2931 |
0.08161 |
58 |
46 |
7 |
5 |
578 |
It shouldn't be this hard to get Hamilton tickets. |
1.2917 |
0.09396 |
48 |
39 |
4 |
5 |
579 |
Thank you for not contributing to global warming. |
1.2909 |
0.07642 |
55 |
42 |
10 |
3 |
580 |
That's the last time I leave my pen at home. |
1.2909 |
0.07642 |
55 |
42 |
10 |
3 |
581 |
No, Gerald, I would NOT prefer to arm wrestle. |
1.2909 |
0.07188 |
55 |
41 |
12 |
2 |
582 |
Stop fuming,you asked for more cardio. |
1.2909 |
0.06703 |
55 |
40 |
14 |
1 |
583 |
Impressive, but can you take a selfie? |
1.2909 |
0.08478 |
55 |
44 |
6 |
5 |
584 |
Sure you could light me on fire. You can destroy me in one second - but then everyone's going to say "Well of course the dragon won, he can breathe fire!" Did you ever think about that? |
1.2909 |
0.07642 |
55 |
42 |
10 |
3 |
585 |
Sven's last words before cremation, "Not much with a sword, are you?" |
1.2909 |
0.08071 |
55 |
43 |
8 |
4 |
586 |
And then on even days I'll bring a flamethrower. |
1.2909 |
0.07188 |
55 |
41 |
12 |
2 |
587 |
Wait, you didn't say "En Garde!". |
1.2909 |
0.07642 |
55 |
42 |
10 |
3 |
588 |
You're all bluff, Puff ! |
1.2909 |
0.06181 |
55 |
39 |
16 |
0 |
589 |
You seemed fired up today! |
1.2909 |
0.07642 |
55 |
42 |
10 |
3 |
590 |
Don't give me that look, I can't fight fire with fire |
1.2909 |
0.07642 |
55 |
42 |
10 |
3 |
591 |
You may dress like a Dragon, but you’ll use the Men’s room in this state! |
1.2909 |
0.08478 |
55 |
44 |
6 |
5 |
592 |
Now remember, make it look good. The damsel in distress is watching. |
1.2909 |
0.07642 |
55 |
42 |
10 |
3 |
593 |
Your hands are very small. |
1.2903 |
0.07411 |
62 |
48 |
10 |
4 |
594 |
Or...of course, there's always rock, paper, scissors |
1.2903 |
0.07046 |
62 |
47 |
12 |
3 |
595 |
Stop, in accordance with the European Clean Air Act of 1434 ! |
1.2903 |
0.07411 |
62 |
48 |
10 |
4 |
596 |
I don't care, practice harder. We are not showing up at Mideival expo unprepared again! |
1.2885 |
0.07438 |
52 |
39 |
11 |
2 |
597 |
I don't care what Guenivere says, size DOES mater! |
1.2885 |
0.08829 |
52 |
42 |
5 |
5 |
598 |
Imagine how hard most things are for me--a lefthander in a righthanded world. |
1.2885 |
0.08829 |
52 |
42 |
5 |
5 |
599 |
Okay, now you teach me fire-breathing. |
1.2885 |
0.07929 |
52 |
40 |
9 |
3 |
600 |
And continuing in this spirit of fairness, I should add that I'm allergic to chain mail. |
1.2885 |
0.06344 |
52 |
37 |
15 |
0 |
601 |
Believe me shrimpy, you can wipe that David and Goliath happy ending look right off your face. |
1.2885 |
0.08829 |
52 |
42 |
5 |
5 |
602 |
You know what I'm thinking? Try switching to your shorter arm to see if that's more comfortable for you. |
1.2885 |
0.08829 |
52 |
42 |
5 |
5 |
603 |
No, crossing swords does not mean we are best buddies! |
1.2881 |
0.07664 |
59 |
46 |
9 |
4 |
604 |
It's not my fault the EPA banned fire-breathing. |
1.2881 |
0.06860 |
59 |
44 |
13 |
2 |
605 |
This isn't a fair fight, George. You have a shield. |
1.2881 |
0.08392 |
59 |
48 |
5 |
6 |
606 |
Yo mama's arms are so short... |
1.2881 |
0.07664 |
59 |
46 |
9 |
4 |
607 |
Forget it...I am burned out! |
1.2881 |
0.07273 |
59 |
45 |
11 |
3 |
608 |
That’s a lot of bluster for someone with such tiny hands. |
1.2857 |
0.08248 |
49 |
38 |
8 |
3 |
609 |
And I had to say, "Choose your weapon." |
1.2857 |
0.07078 |
56 |
42 |
12 |
2 |
610 |
OK. Just a few more practice slays. |
1.2857 |
0.07942 |
56 |
44 |
8 |
4 |
611 |
Puff? Doesn't ring a bell. |
1.2857 |
0.06603 |
56 |
41 |
14 |
1 |
612 |
You were rather foolish to let me decide the rules of engagement. |
1.2857 |
0.07522 |
56 |
43 |
10 |
3 |
613 |
Because your arm isn't long enough to take a selfie. |
1.2857 |
0.07942 |
56 |
44 |
8 |
4 |
614 |
Sorry Puff, this is Colorado. You've lost your magic! |
1.2857 |
0.07942 |
56 |
44 |
8 |
4 |
615 |
I hate these "Game of Thrones" theme parties. |
1.2857 |
0.07143 |
49 |
36 |
12 |
1 |
616 |
Keep going, I'm not warmed up yet. |
1.2857 |
0.07078 |
56 |
42 |
12 |
2 |
617 |
Good, that's a little more fierce looking. A bet's a bet and I told you my kids are watching. |
1.2857 |
0.08248 |
49 |
38 |
8 |
3 |
618 |
We fight to first blood, red or green. |
1.2857 |
0.07078 |
56 |
42 |
12 |
2 |
619 |
*Sword not drawn to scale |
1.2857 |
0.08722 |
56 |
46 |
4 |
6 |
620 |
After this epic battle we'll be famous and they will name sports teams after us. |
1.2857 |
0.07078 |
56 |
42 |
12 |
2 |
621 |
Remember, no flying, biting, stomping, or sneezing! |
1.2857 |
0.07942 |
56 |
44 |
8 |
4 |
622 |
Remember, you can only score by striking the torso, neck, groin, or back. |
1.2857 |
0.08722 |
56 |
46 |
4 |
6 |
623 |
You really think this is going to get me in to Yale? |
1.2857 |
0.07078 |
56 |
42 |
12 |
2 |
624 |
I'm going to beat him even with one nostril clogged. |
1.2857 |
0.07078 |
56 |
42 |
12 |
2 |
625 |
Don't rush. Clear your mind. Become one with the sword. |
1.2857 |
0.07078 |
56 |
42 |
12 |
2 |
626 |
Brought sword to a fire fight. I'm toast. |
1.2857 |
0.07942 |
56 |
44 |
8 |
4 |
627 |
We'll have to finish tomorrow- Game of Thrones is on in five minutes. |
1.2857 |
0.07078 |
56 |
42 |
12 |
2 |
628 |
Lancelot knew the two rules of his Dragon Master. He must never let his gaurd down, and he must never mention the baby arm. |
1.2857 |
0.07942 |
56 |
44 |
8 |
4 |
629 |
Cometh at me, bro! |
1.2857 |
0.07522 |
56 |
43 |
10 |
3 |
630 |
You have to widen your stance. |
1.2857 |
0.07522 |
56 |
43 |
10 |
3 |
631 |
How did I get into the Faerie Queene? I was looking for the Dairy Queen. |
1.2857 |
0.07078 |
56 |
42 |
12 |
2 |
632 |
Your tin;y little hands remind me of Donald Trump |
1.2857 |
0.07942 |
56 |
44 |
8 |
4 |
633 |
Two out of three,loser supplies the marshmallows |
1.2857 |
0.08341 |
56 |
45 |
6 |
5 |
634 |
... and when I yell, BEWARE, DRAGON! I'M GOING TO MAKE THIS LAND GREAT AGAIN! that's when you pretend to be impressed. |
1.2833 |
0.07551 |
60 |
47 |
9 |
4 |
635 |
Lets do 'Rock, Paper, Scissors' instead. |
1.2830 |
0.07317 |
53 |
40 |
11 |
2 |
636 |
No fair! Stop breathing on me. |
1.2830 |
0.07797 |
53 |
41 |
9 |
3 |
637 |
The next round will be Words with Friends. |
1.2830 |
0.07317 |
53 |
40 |
11 |
2 |
638 |
Is she looking at me? Is she checking me out? |
1.2830 |
0.08249 |
53 |
42 |
7 |
4 |
639 |
Well, it was your idea to flip a coin. |
1.2830 |
0.07797 |
53 |
41 |
9 |
3 |
640 |
Think of the carbon emissions you'll reduce. |
1.2830 |
0.07797 |
53 |
41 |
9 |
3 |
641 |
But you got to choose the location. |
1.2830 |
0.07797 |
53 |
41 |
9 |
3 |
642 |
Care for a breath mint? |
1.2830 |
0.07797 |
53 |
41 |
9 |
3 |
643 |
You can't fire me, I quit. |
1.2830 |
0.08249 |
53 |
42 |
7 |
4 |
644 |
I should never have left Honnah Lee. |
1.2830 |
0.06803 |
53 |
39 |
13 |
1 |
645 |
Never should have had that last drink |
1.2807 |
0.06970 |
57 |
43 |
12 |
2 |
646 |
Okay, okay, next time you get to choose the weapons. |
1.2807 |
0.06505 |
57 |
42 |
14 |
1 |
647 |
My name is Douglas Fairbanks, Jr., and your ass is grass. |
1.2807 |
0.07406 |
57 |
44 |
10 |
3 |
648 |
You should have gotten on the rules committee. |
1.2807 |
0.07818 |
57 |
45 |
8 |
4 |
649 |
Uncool to bring a fire-breathing dragon to a sword fight. |
1.2807 |
0.07406 |
57 |
44 |
10 |
3 |
650 |
yes,smoking will make your left arm shorter than your right. |
1.2807 |
0.06970 |
57 |
43 |
12 |
2 |
651 |
You've been smoking again ?!? |
1.2807 |
0.07406 |
57 |
44 |
10 |
3 |
652 |
Don't worry, this won't drag on much longer. |
1.2807 |
0.07818 |
57 |
45 |
8 |
4 |
653 |
Didn't expect that did you Sir Knight? A dragon with an opposable thumb. |
1.2807 |
0.06970 |
57 |
43 |
12 |
2 |
654 |
Take it up with the Union, Firebreath. They agreed with these rules. |
1.2807 |
0.06505 |
57 |
42 |
14 |
1 |
655 |
You know what they say about the size of a dragon's sword? |
1.2800 |
0.08590 |
50 |
40 |
6 |
4 |
656 |
I'm sure glad I chose to fight you in the no smoking section |
1.2800 |
0.08101 |
50 |
39 |
8 |
3 |
657 |
Jim, eat a Snickers. You're not yourself when you're hungry. |
1.2791 |
0.07680 |
43 |
32 |
10 |
1 |
658 |
Sure, you've got short arms, but I'm actually right handed. |
1.2791 |
0.08370 |
43 |
33 |
8 |
2 |
659 |
Hey, I'm not the one in charge of regulating carbon emissions. |
1.2778 |
0.07199 |
54 |
41 |
11 |
2 |
660 |
What's with those little fingers? |
1.2778 |
0.08112 |
54 |
43 |
7 |
4 |
661 |
I won th coin toss, and I chose swords. Get over it. |
1.2778 |
0.07199 |
54 |
41 |
11 |
2 |
662 |
I just meant I'd 'slay you' with my jokes. |
1.2778 |
0.06696 |
54 |
40 |
13 |
1 |
663 |
If you didn't smoke so much you wouldn't be so out of breath . |
1.2778 |
0.06696 |
54 |
40 |
13 |
1 |
664 |
Nothing personal. It was either this or visiting the in-laws. |
1.2778 |
0.07199 |
54 |
41 |
11 |
2 |
665 |
This give new meaning to the arms race. |
1.2778 |
0.08112 |
54 |
43 |
7 |
4 |
666 |
Good thing I won the toss. |
1.2778 |
0.07669 |
54 |
42 |
9 |
3 |
667 |
Spine straight like so, and -- very nice exhale. |
1.2778 |
0.06696 |
54 |
40 |
13 |
1 |
668 |
Next we'll practice breathing exercises. |
1.2778 |
0.07199 |
54 |
41 |
11 |
2 |
669 |
Someone is going to get an eye poked out and then it won't be fun anymore. |
1.2778 |
0.07669 |
54 |
42 |
9 |
3 |
670 |
Defending an old flame! |
1.2778 |
0.07199 |
54 |
41 |
11 |
2 |
671 |
Sorry about the drought regulations. |
1.2778 |
0.08532 |
54 |
44 |
5 |
5 |
672 |
Oh, come on now. We all get a ribbon for participation. |
1.2778 |
0.07199 |
54 |
41 |
11 |
2 |
673 |
You have lost your old fire. |
1.2778 |
0.08112 |
54 |
43 |
7 |
4 |
674 |
Rubbing these together will give us fire. Unless you've got a better idea? |
1.2778 |
0.08112 |
54 |
43 |
7 |
4 |
675 |
I take it you are not one who enjoys frolicking in the autumn mist. |
1.2778 |
0.07199 |
54 |
41 |
11 |
2 |
676 |
STOP COMPLAINING, IT WAS A FAIR COIN TOSS. |
1.2778 |
0.07199 |
54 |
41 |
11 |
2 |
677 |
You realize this is a no smoking battlefield. |
1.2778 |
0.07199 |
54 |
41 |
11 |
2 |
678 |
How many times do I have to show you thrust and parry? |
1.2778 |
0.08112 |
54 |
43 |
7 |
4 |
679 |
My wife asked for a knight out dueling some thing hot and horny. |
1.2778 |
0.08112 |
54 |
43 |
7 |
4 |
680 |
Hm... And they told me knights exist only in fairy tales. |
1.2778 |
0.07669 |
54 |
42 |
9 |
3 |
681 |
Keep frolicking or no more strings and sealing wax for you! |
1.2778 |
0.07669 |
54 |
42 |
9 |
3 |
682 |
Perhaps this "sainthood" thing is overrated. |
1.2778 |
0.07669 |
54 |
42 |
9 |
3 |
683 |
Because you never pick up the check. |
1.2778 |
0.07199 |
54 |
41 |
11 |
2 |
684 |
I wanted to puff the magic dragon, not fight it! |
1.2778 |
0.07669 |
54 |
42 |
9 |
3 |
685 |
Let's review yesterday's lesson: distract them with the smoke, then lean in and jab like this. |
1.2778 |
0.06696 |
54 |
40 |
13 |
1 |
686 |
Your sword-handling is excellent, but your footwork could be better. |
1.2778 |
0.06696 |
54 |
40 |
13 |
1 |
687 |
Are you still steaming because you lost our arm wrestling match? |
1.2778 |
0.07199 |
54 |
41 |
11 |
2 |
688 |
How about we flip a coin instead. |
1.2778 |
0.07669 |
54 |
42 |
9 |
3 |
689 |
Yeah, and your breath ain't so hot either. |
1.2778 |
0.06696 |
54 |
40 |
13 |
1 |
690 |
You realize that you are toast any time I choose. |
1.2766 |
0.08972 |
47 |
38 |
5 |
4 |
691 |
What stance? The elastic on my tights is shot. |
1.2766 |
0.08441 |
47 |
37 |
7 |
3 |
692 |
Let's hire a mediator. |
1.2759 |
0.06866 |
58 |
44 |
12 |
2 |
693 |
Slaying you could make America Great Again. |
1.2745 |
0.08438 |
51 |
41 |
6 |
4 |
694 |
The breathing is the hardest part to master. |
1.2745 |
0.08438 |
51 |
41 |
6 |
4 |
695 |
Jeez. Ever since Game of Thrones, they're coming out of the woodwork. |
1.2745 |
0.08438 |
51 |
41 |
6 |
4 |
696 |
We could avoid all this conflict if you just pop a breath mint! |
1.2745 |
0.07960 |
51 |
40 |
8 |
3 |
697 |
Neither combatant realized they were both on the endangered species list. |
1.2745 |
0.07451 |
51 |
39 |
10 |
2 |
698 |
One good spark and I think we can get your flame going. |
1.2745 |
0.07451 |
51 |
39 |
10 |
2 |
699 |
And lift! And thrust! And parry! And block! And again! |
1.2745 |
0.07451 |
51 |
39 |
10 |
2 |
700 |
I'm sorry I said you have dragon breath. |
1.2742 |
0.07333 |
62 |
49 |
9 |
4 |
701 |
I LOVE fantasy fantasy camp! |
1.2727 |
0.08202 |
44 |
34 |
8 |
2 |
702 |
It's not my fault you lost the coin toss. |
1.2727 |
0.07085 |
55 |
42 |
11 |
2 |
703 |
I can't believe this is what it takes to get a pair of Beyoncé tickets. |
1.2727 |
0.07085 |
55 |
42 |
11 |
2 |
704 |
I hate these new government regulations! |
1.2727 |
0.07979 |
55 |
44 |
7 |
4 |
705 |
Not fair! We're in a no smoking zone. |
1.2727 |
0.07979 |
55 |
44 |
7 |
4 |
706 |
You're playing with fire! |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
707 |
If I apologize for disturbing you, are we good? |
1.2727 |
0.08391 |
55 |
45 |
5 |
5 |
708 |
Occupational safety legislation is wrecking this industry. |
1.2727 |
0.07979 |
55 |
44 |
7 |
4 |
709 |
I find it's just a healthier way to let off some steam. |
1.2727 |
0.07085 |
55 |
42 |
11 |
2 |
710 |
It's not my fault you let your pilot light go out. |
1.2727 |
0.07085 |
55 |
42 |
11 |
2 |
711 |
It's the only way we can compete with HBO. |
1.2727 |
0.06593 |
55 |
41 |
13 |
1 |
712 |
You wanna learn to parry and thrust...or are you just blowing smoke? |
1.2727 |
0.06593 |
55 |
41 |
13 |
1 |
713 |
Maybe it would be more fair if you used your left hand. |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
714 |
No fair. That sword gives you an edge. |
1.2727 |
0.08823 |
44 |
35 |
6 |
3 |
715 |
En charred |
1.2727 |
0.07085 |
55 |
42 |
11 |
2 |
716 |
If you burn my popcorn one more time . . . |
1.2727 |
0.08391 |
55 |
45 |
5 |
5 |
717 |
Caution Sir Knight: Second hand smoke may be harmful to your health. |
1.2727 |
0.07979 |
55 |
44 |
7 |
4 |
718 |
Come on, we'll do it your way tomorrow! |
1.2712 |
0.06318 |
59 |
44 |
14 |
1 |
719 |
Your side may have all the Super Delegates, but I'm feeling the Bern! |
1.2708 |
0.07730 |
48 |
37 |
9 |
2 |
720 |
Hey! This is a non-smoking area! |
1.2708 |
0.07133 |
48 |
36 |
11 |
1 |
721 |
Try leading with the left foot! |
1.2708 |
0.06482 |
48 |
35 |
13 |
0 |
722 |
My hands are not small! |
1.2708 |
0.08283 |
48 |
38 |
7 |
3 |
723 |
No fair using fire, or I'm telling mom! |
1.2708 |
0.08283 |
48 |
38 |
7 |
3 |
724 |
With all this hot air and swordplay, you'd think we were running for president. |
1.2708 |
0.07730 |
48 |
37 |
9 |
2 |
725 |
You do realize that there is a no smoking sign right behind you. |
1.2692 |
0.07823 |
52 |
41 |
8 |
3 |
726 |
I thought you had stopped smoking. |
1.2692 |
0.07325 |
52 |
40 |
10 |
2 |
727 |
Wouldn't a game of checkers be just as fun? |
1.2692 |
0.08734 |
52 |
43 |
4 |
5 |
728 |
Surely, you jest! |
1.2692 |
0.07823 |
52 |
41 |
8 |
3 |
729 |
Yeah well, in our mythology, YOU represent greed! |
1.2692 |
0.07325 |
52 |
40 |
10 |
2 |
730 |
I won the toss fairly. No fire breathing. |
1.2692 |
0.07325 |
52 |
40 |
10 |
2 |
731 |
That was a nasty burp |
1.2692 |
0.07823 |
52 |
41 |
8 |
3 |
732 |
We've been at this for a while now. When are you gonna teach me to breath fire? |
1.2692 |
0.07325 |
52 |
40 |
10 |
2 |
733 |
They promised me a sainthood for this, if you lose. |
1.2692 |
0.06791 |
52 |
39 |
12 |
1 |
734 |
That's the last time I'll say 'choose your weapon.'" |
1.2692 |
0.07823 |
52 |
41 |
8 |
3 |
735 |
Best out of seven. No flying, no fires. |
1.2692 |
0.07325 |
52 |
40 |
10 |
2 |
736 |
Try not to over cook the kebabs this time. |
1.2692 |
0.08291 |
52 |
42 |
6 |
4 |
737 |
Just think of it as a step in the fight against global warming. |
1.2679 |
0.06974 |
56 |
43 |
11 |
2 |
738 |
Touche my ass! |
1.2679 |
0.06974 |
56 |
43 |
11 |
2 |
739 |
Mr. Disney says no sharp points and no fiery breath. |
1.2679 |
0.06492 |
56 |
42 |
13 |
1 |
740 |
George was thankful for Dragons' renowned sense of fair-play. |
1.2679 |
0.06492 |
56 |
42 |
13 |
1 |
741 |
Smoking is gonna kill you, Dragon. |
1.2679 |
0.06974 |
56 |
43 |
11 |
2 |
742 |
The loser pays for lunch.---- No the loser is lunch. |
1.2679 |
0.06492 |
56 |
42 |
13 |
1 |
743 |
Elliot eventually came to despise the new athletic handicapping regulations. |
1.2679 |
0.08254 |
56 |
46 |
5 |
5 |
744 |
Upon my oath, if I fail to slay ye, thine smoking wilst. |
1.2679 |
0.06974 |
56 |
43 |
11 |
2 |
745 |
Our kingdom has no room for a trumposaurus. |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
746 |
What do you mean "she saved herself"? |
1.2679 |
0.06974 |
56 |
43 |
11 |
2 |
747 |
The bards certainly exaggerated your 'fiery' defense! |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
748 |
This time make me win, my kids are watching. |
1.2667 |
0.07078 |
60 |
47 |
10 |
3 |
749 |
You fight like a man! |
1.2667 |
0.07078 |
60 |
47 |
10 |
3 |
750 |
That's the spirit! There's no honor in smiting without swordplay. |
1.2667 |
0.08040 |
45 |
35 |
8 |
2 |
751 |
Really, you need to work on your footwork. |
1.2667 |
0.06667 |
60 |
46 |
12 |
2 |
752 |
You're not real. I am in control. You're not real. I am in control. You're not real. I am in control. |
1.2667 |
0.06667 |
60 |
46 |
12 |
2 |
753 |
I see you're cutting back on carbon emissions. |
1.2653 |
0.07008 |
49 |
37 |
11 |
1 |
754 |
I think putting ads on chainmail is going to ruin swordfighting |
1.2653 |
0.07008 |
49 |
37 |
11 |
1 |
755 |
You're endangered all right ... |
1.2653 |
0.07590 |
49 |
38 |
9 |
2 |
756 |
After we're done playing...you know I'm still going to eat you. |
1.2653 |
0.07008 |
49 |
37 |
11 |
1 |
757 |
I'll bet that carbon penalty did a number on your portfolio... |
1.2653 |
0.08131 |
49 |
39 |
7 |
3 |
758 |
We could go back to air guitar. |
1.2653 |
0.07590 |
49 |
38 |
9 |
2 |
759 |
What's your handicap? |
1.2653 |
0.08131 |
49 |
39 |
7 |
3 |
760 |
Remember, loser does the cooking. |
1.2653 |
0.07008 |
49 |
37 |
11 |
1 |
761 |
Seriously, can't we just settle this over a beer. |
1.2653 |
0.09117 |
49 |
41 |
3 |
5 |
762 |
I'm reducing my carbon footprint. |
1.2653 |
0.08131 |
49 |
39 |
7 |
3 |
763 |
'My wife was right - my sword isn't big enough.' |
1.2653 |
0.08131 |
49 |
39 |
7 |
3 |
764 |
But you'll support me in the general, right? |
1.2653 |
0.08131 |
49 |
39 |
7 |
3 |
765 |
Can we play cops and robbers instead? |
1.2642 |
0.08583 |
53 |
44 |
4 |
5 |
766 |
A mint couldn't hurt |
1.2642 |
0.07691 |
53 |
42 |
8 |
3 |
767 |
I didn't know you were right handed. |
1.2642 |
0.07204 |
53 |
41 |
10 |
2 |
768 |
If my pilot light hadn't gone out, you'd be toast already. |
1.2642 |
0.08149 |
53 |
43 |
6 |
4 |
769 |
Not what I meant by a fair fight. |
1.2642 |
0.06681 |
53 |
40 |
12 |
1 |
770 |
My arms and legs are the same length as your arms and legs. |
1.2642 |
0.08149 |
53 |
43 |
6 |
4 |
771 |
You would not be so out of breath if you would quit smoking...... |
1.2642 |
0.06681 |
53 |
40 |
12 |
1 |
772 |
Why is your right arm so much bigger than your left? |
1.2642 |
0.06681 |
53 |
40 |
12 |
1 |
773 |
You bring a sword to a flame throwing contest? |
1.2642 |
0.07691 |
53 |
42 |
8 |
3 |
774 |
Isn't this more sporting? |
1.2642 |
0.07204 |
53 |
41 |
10 |
2 |
775 |
Thanks for not smoking. |
1.2642 |
0.07691 |
53 |
42 |
8 |
3 |
776 |
Ever try swallowing it? |
1.2642 |
0.08149 |
53 |
43 |
6 |
4 |
777 |
Don't get mad at me, the king made the rules. |
1.2642 |
0.07204 |
53 |
41 |
10 |
2 |
778 |
Sorry, I don't have a match. |
1.2642 |
0.07691 |
53 |
42 |
8 |
3 |
779 |
No, no, no.......how will you ever become a great swordsman if you always resort to fire breathing to solve your problems? |
1.2642 |
0.08149 |
53 |
43 |
6 |
4 |
780 |
See? Isn't this more fun? |
1.2642 |
0.07204 |
53 |
41 |
10 |
2 |
781 |
The game is called raptors and rapiers. |
1.2642 |
0.07691 |
53 |
42 |
8 |
3 |
782 |
It's nothing personal. We have to reduce our carbon footprint. |
1.2642 |
0.07204 |
53 |
41 |
10 |
2 |
783 |
Just play dead already! |
1.2642 |
0.08149 |
53 |
43 |
6 |
4 |
784 |
Next time I get fangs, horns, and fire breathing and you get the helmet and shield. |
1.2642 |
0.07204 |
53 |
41 |
10 |
2 |
785 |
We'll make a fortune from Pay-Per-View. |
1.2632 |
0.06867 |
57 |
44 |
11 |
2 |
786 |
Puff on this, magic dragon! |
1.2632 |
0.06395 |
57 |
43 |
13 |
1 |
787 |
Do you want me to wait while you get a shield? |
1.2632 |
0.07309 |
57 |
45 |
9 |
3 |
788 |
Remember the rules, no fire in a knife fight |
1.2632 |
0.06867 |
57 |
44 |
11 |
2 |
789 |
It's not the size of your sword, but how you use it! |
1.2619 |
0.07666 |
42 |
32 |
9 |
1 |
790 |
Jab me again and you're walking home. |
1.2609 |
0.07246 |
46 |
35 |
10 |
1 |
791 |
I don't care if you think it was below the belt! |
1.2609 |
0.06546 |
46 |
34 |
12 |
0 |
792 |
Rules of engagement, Dude. |
1.2600 |
0.06887 |
50 |
38 |
11 |
1 |
793 |
This workout will get you fired up. |
1.2600 |
0.06887 |
50 |
38 |
11 |
1 |
794 |
I like to play with my food. |
1.2600 |
0.07456 |
50 |
39 |
9 |
2 |
795 |
This is the last time I agree to be in one of these fake reality shows. |
1.2600 |
0.08480 |
50 |
41 |
5 |
4 |
796 |
The darker side of Puff always showed after he had a few beers |
1.2600 |
0.07985 |
50 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
797 |
You don't know much about arms control . |
1.2600 |
0.06266 |
50 |
37 |
13 |
0 |
798 |
So what do you tell your wife you do all day? |
1.2600 |
0.08480 |
50 |
41 |
5 |
4 |
799 |
Once I defeat you, my Princess Lorena will be free after 2 years of captivity! Oh, forgot to mention that she's transitioned since then. You're now fighting for Prince Larry. |
1.2600 |
0.08480 |
50 |
41 |
5 |
4 |
800 |
For the afternoon show, I get to wear the dinosaur costume, and you have to wear these irritating tights and goofy helmet. |
1.2600 |
0.07985 |
50 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
801 |
The no-flame clause is standard, so save it for your lawyer. |
1.2600 |
0.07985 |
50 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
802 |
You can't win with those small hands |
1.2600 |
0.07985 |
50 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
803 |
Look, it's not my fault that you failed to get a burn permit. |
1.2600 |
0.07456 |
50 |
39 |
9 |
2 |
804 |
Is that all you've got? |
1.2600 |
0.07985 |
50 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
805 |
My name is Inigo Montoya. You flame-broiled my father. Prepare to die. |
1.2600 |
0.08480 |
50 |
41 |
5 |
4 |
806 |
Dude, your carbon emissions are just out of control. |
1.2600 |
0.06266 |
50 |
37 |
13 |
0 |
807 |
'C'mon. You can learn this. The ban on fire breathing isn't going away.' |
1.2600 |
0.06887 |
50 |
38 |
11 |
1 |
808 |
Very sporting of you since I can't fight fire with fire. |
1.2600 |
0.07985 |
50 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
809 |
This could drag on all night. |
1.2600 |
0.08480 |
50 |
41 |
5 |
4 |
810 |
You've been warned dragon - this is a smoke free Kingdom |
1.2600 |
0.06887 |
50 |
38 |
11 |
1 |
811 |
Ye Olde Anger Management Academy |
1.2600 |
0.07985 |
50 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
812 |
Why can't I vape in peace? |
1.2600 |
0.07985 |
50 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
813 |
"My horoscope forewarned me I'd have an encounter with a flying ovoviviparous pyromaniac today!". "Yeah? Well, mine told me I'd be having an undersized and pretentious sesquipedalian for lunch". |
1.2600 |
0.08480 |
50 |
41 |
5 |
4 |
814 |
How long is this fight gonna dragon? |
1.2600 |
0.07456 |
50 |
39 |
9 |
2 |
815 |
I know you are steamed but I did not mean anything when I commented about the size of your hand. |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
816 |
Hey, if the king says there's a burn ban, then there's a burn ban. |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
817 |
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You incinerated my father. Prepare to die. |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
818 |
Don't complain, Smokey! We could have chosen binding arbitration... |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
819 |
You are in trouble. I binged watched Game of Thrones. |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
820 |
It hardly seems fair if you don't use a shield. |
1.2593 |
0.06574 |
54 |
41 |
12 |
1 |
821 |
Let's just split the kingdom, okay? |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
822 |
This is my dream, and I win. |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
823 |
Whoever said 'The Pen is Mightier than the sword' never read Grendel. |
1.2593 |
0.06574 |
54 |
41 |
12 |
1 |
824 |
Getting affordable health insurance is proving to be more difficult than I expected. |
1.2593 |
0.06574 |
54 |
41 |
12 |
1 |
825 |
Quit calling me 'Little Jackie Paper.' |
1.2593 |
0.08012 |
54 |
44 |
6 |
4 |
826 |
Aha Puff, it appears you've lost your magic. |
1.2593 |
0.08012 |
54 |
44 |
6 |
4 |
827 |
I wish I had a pen! |
1.2593 |
0.08012 |
54 |
44 |
6 |
4 |
828 |
Are you aware that dragons who smoke have a 23% shorter life span? |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
829 |
You really should exercise both arms equally. |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
830 |
When you advertised for a fencer, I thought you were a rancher. |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
831 |
After this, let's go roast marshmallows together. |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
832 |
"Air Quality Management District" sent me. |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
833 |
You're toast as soon as they lower the forest fire danger level. |
1.2593 |
0.06574 |
54 |
41 |
12 |
1 |
834 |
Are you aware that I can fire you at will? |
1.2593 |
0.06574 |
54 |
41 |
12 |
1 |
835 |
I'm willing to enter into arms control negotiations. |
1.2586 |
0.06763 |
58 |
45 |
11 |
2 |
836 |
Do we really have to keep dragon this on? |
1.2553 |
0.09359 |
47 |
40 |
2 |
5 |
837 |
Puff was no friend of mine either. |
1.2553 |
0.07735 |
47 |
37 |
8 |
2 |
838 |
Do I look fat in this chainmail ? |
1.2553 |
0.07112 |
47 |
36 |
10 |
1 |
839 |
No fire in the belly today? |
1.2553 |
0.07112 |
47 |
36 |
10 |
1 |
840 |
I really appreciate your leveling the playing field. |
1.2553 |
0.07112 |
47 |
36 |
10 |
1 |
841 |
Make this good and they will turn us into a video game. |
1.2553 |
0.07735 |
47 |
37 |
8 |
2 |
842 |
You've lost your fire old boy! |
1.2553 |
0.07112 |
47 |
36 |
10 |
1 |
843 |
Careful, this vest is flammable. |
1.2553 |
0.07112 |
47 |
36 |
10 |
1 |
844 |
Honestly? I'd probably go back to breathing fire. |
1.2553 |
0.08312 |
47 |
38 |
6 |
3 |
845 |
I heard our ancestors did this with clubs. |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
846 |
Don't be mad. It's a proven scientific fact that if you stop smoking, you'll live longer. |
1.2549 |
0.06770 |
51 |
39 |
11 |
1 |
847 |
The name is Marco, NOT "little Marco." |
1.2549 |
0.07843 |
51 |
41 |
7 |
3 |
848 |
Your scorched earth policy can't be allowed to stand! |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
849 |
I can see you were lying about being left handed |
1.2549 |
0.07843 |
51 |
41 |
7 |
3 |
850 |
Stop complaining. I don't make the rules. |
1.2549 |
0.07843 |
51 |
41 |
7 |
3 |
851 |
Finally, the general election! |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
852 |
Look, HBO pays dragons scale. What do you want me to say? |
1.2549 |
0.08328 |
51 |
42 |
5 |
4 |
853 |
What do you mean you're taking it easy on me? |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
854 |
Thanks for honoring my aversion to second-hand smoke. |
1.2549 |
0.07843 |
51 |
41 |
7 |
3 |
855 |
Tiny shield? Sure. But watch how I wield it, baby. |
1.2549 |
0.07843 |
51 |
41 |
7 |
3 |
856 |
If you don't let me beat you, you're SO fired. |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
857 |
Methinks your hands too wee to make Honna Lee great again. |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
858 |
Have you tried mouthwash? |
1.2549 |
0.07843 |
51 |
41 |
7 |
3 |
859 |
Ever been told by your veterinarian that smoking can be hazardous to your health? |
1.2549 |
0.07843 |
51 |
41 |
7 |
3 |
860 |
Now you're just showing off. |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
861 |
I promise this is exactly how it happens in Game of Thrones |
1.2549 |
0.07843 |
51 |
41 |
7 |
3 |
862 |
Thank you for reducing your carbon footprint. |
1.2549 |
0.07843 |
51 |
41 |
7 |
3 |
863 |
I'm with the Anti-Inflammation League! |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
864 |
Just my luck: a southpaw! |
1.2549 |
0.07843 |
51 |
41 |
7 |
3 |
865 |
You may be able to fly and breathe fire, but I was captain of my fencing team in college! |
1.2549 |
0.07843 |
51 |
41 |
7 |
3 |
866 |
Are you sure you don't want a shield? You could get hurt. |
1.2549 |
0.08328 |
51 |
42 |
5 |
4 |
867 |
Until the drought restrictions are lifted, this is just the way it's going to have to be. |
1.2549 |
0.06770 |
51 |
39 |
11 |
1 |
868 |
Don't blame me! The rules of engagement are written in Brussels |
1.2549 |
0.08328 |
51 |
42 |
5 |
4 |
869 |
Really? You actually thought I was going to pick fire as my weapon of choice? |
1.2549 |
0.06770 |
51 |
39 |
11 |
1 |
870 |
I hate these Dungeons and Dragons gigs. |
1.2549 |
0.07843 |
51 |
41 |
7 |
3 |
871 |
Careful, there are grass fire restrictions for this whole county! |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
872 |
How's that 'imaginary' working for you now? |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
873 |
You're more of a Disney dragon than a Game of Thrones dragon, aren't you? |
1.2545 |
0.06972 |
55 |
43 |
10 |
2 |
874 |
Just trust me and make the grunting noises... it's more fun that way. |
1.2545 |
0.07439 |
55 |
44 |
8 |
3 |
875 |
I yield, but only because 'Game of Thrones' is starting in ten minutes. |
1.2545 |
0.07439 |
55 |
44 |
8 |
3 |
876 |
Okay, Puff, show me your magic. |
1.2545 |
0.08295 |
55 |
46 |
4 |
5 |
877 |
This won't be a fair fight unless you use your left arm. |
1.2545 |
0.06471 |
55 |
42 |
12 |
1 |
878 |
Why don't I come back when your sore throat's better? |
1.2545 |
0.07439 |
55 |
44 |
8 |
3 |
879 |
Gadzooks! The day I'm having! |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
880 |
Ha! It's the dragon Trump with small hands a short sword! |
1.2500 |
0.07706 |
52 |
42 |
7 |
3 |
881 |
No fuel...We duel...Its the rule |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
882 |
It just seems more sporting this way, doesn't it? |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
883 |
I agree, but rules are rules. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
884 |
You know, if you wait until tomorrow, I'll be extinct. |
1.2500 |
0.07706 |
52 |
42 |
7 |
3 |
885 |
'This feels like a Monty Python skit.' |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
886 |
...George couldn't make it today. I'm Bill. |
1.2500 |
0.06656 |
52 |
40 |
11 |
1 |
887 |
I see you're evolving! |
1.2500 |
0.06656 |
52 |
40 |
11 |
1 |
888 |
Alright... We'll try it YOUR way next. |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
889 |
Parry and thrust is ok, but absolutely no belching. |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
890 |
Ha! Who's the 'marshmallow' now? |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
891 |
Tell me, 'I live by the sea' and call me 'Puff' one more time and I'll show you what 'magic' really means. |
1.2500 |
0.06656 |
52 |
40 |
11 |
1 |
892 |
Don't you recognize me? I'm Jackie Paper |
1.2500 |
0.07706 |
52 |
42 |
7 |
3 |
893 |
I don't breathe fire, but I had an onion tart for lunch. |
1.2500 |
0.08681 |
48 |
40 |
4 |
4 |
894 |
Drought fire restrictions impact all of us. |
1.2500 |
0.07804 |
40 |
31 |
8 |
1 |
895 |
Begone! This is a no smoking zone. |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
896 |
Animal rights, my foot! |
1.2500 |
0.06656 |
52 |
40 |
11 |
1 |
897 |
Need a mint? |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
52 |
39 |
13 |
0 |
898 |
Hold on, the manager wants to send in a right-hander. |
1.2500 |
0.06983 |
48 |
37 |
10 |
1 |
899 |
Next time you'll read the fine print on that combat arbitration clause, huh? |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
900 |
Oh, and I suppose it's perfectly fair that I have to fight you dressed like a total dork. |
1.2500 |
0.06983 |
48 |
37 |
10 |
1 |
901 |
Hi, I'm Bob. Saint George is out sick today. |
1.2500 |
0.06983 |
48 |
37 |
10 |
1 |
902 |
Best of all, this reduces your carbon footprint. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
903 |
Ok, you've got nice power but you've got to keep your strokes fluid....wait a minute...where did Phil go? |
1.2500 |
0.07750 |
56 |
46 |
6 |
4 |
904 |
Not so magic today. |
1.2500 |
0.07706 |
52 |
42 |
7 |
3 |
905 |
Stay away from my daughter, you miserable, fire-breathing lizard! |
1.2500 |
0.07706 |
52 |
42 |
7 |
3 |
906 |
Next is pens! |
1.2500 |
0.06983 |
48 |
37 |
10 |
1 |
907 |
Before we get started I should probably tell you that smoking will surely shorten your life. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
908 |
I'm obliged to warn you that I'm also trained in martial arts. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
909 |
It's lefty,whats yours? |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
910 |
A southpaw?! Dammit! |
1.2500 |
0.06656 |
52 |
40 |
11 |
1 |
911 |
Turns out that wings and flaming breath are no match for an opposable thumb. |
1.2500 |
0.06316 |
48 |
36 |
12 |
0 |
912 |
Oh, stop your grumbling-you lost the coin toss so I got to choose the weapons this time. |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
913 |
Fight, or flight? |
1.2500 |
0.08047 |
44 |
35 |
7 |
2 |
914 |
Isn't it great how the swords help you reduce your carbon footprint? |
1.2500 |
0.06983 |
48 |
37 |
10 |
1 |
915 |
If I don't kill you, smoking will. |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
916 |
I'm ready to forget our differences. I'm thinking veep. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
917 |
You're not the dragon I married! |
1.2500 |
0.07706 |
52 |
42 |
7 |
3 |
918 |
And I thought I had dragon breath |
1.2500 |
0.07706 |
52 |
42 |
7 |
3 |
919 |
Boy, am I ever glad we're in a No Smoking area. |
1.2500 |
0.07706 |
52 |
42 |
7 |
3 |
920 |
No,George could not make it. I am Fred,prepare to die |
1.2500 |
0.08047 |
44 |
35 |
7 |
2 |
921 |
There's a pill for that. |
1.2459 |
0.06468 |
61 |
48 |
11 |
2 |
922 |
These Fire Season rules are killing me. |
1.2456 |
0.07626 |
57 |
47 |
6 |
4 |
923 |
You can't smoke, and I can't have a shield over 32 ounces. Welcome to the Nanny Ages. |
1.2453 |
0.06547 |
53 |
41 |
11 |
1 |
924 |
Quit all the huffin and puffin. This is not personal. |
1.2453 |
0.07079 |
53 |
42 |
9 |
2 |
925 |
Contrary to popular belief, your breath is fragrant! |
1.2453 |
0.07574 |
53 |
43 |
7 |
3 |
926 |
Never insult the length of my arms again |
1.2453 |
0.07079 |
53 |
42 |
9 |
2 |
927 |
You'll get your fire back. I understand there's a little blue pill for that. |
1.2453 |
0.05967 |
53 |
40 |
13 |
0 |
928 |
Did she make you give up smokes and booze too? |
1.2449 |
0.08517 |
49 |
41 |
4 |
4 |
929 |
Don't even think about it! Fire danger is "high" today. |
1.2449 |
0.07452 |
49 |
39 |
8 |
2 |
930 |
Let's take a fire breather. |
1.2449 |
0.08002 |
49 |
40 |
6 |
3 |
931 |
"Try putting your back into it". |
1.2449 |
0.07452 |
49 |
39 |
8 |
2 |
932 |
Why always on your terms? |
1.2449 |
0.06858 |
49 |
38 |
10 |
1 |
933 |
Why don't we both put down our swords and fight each other like dragons? |
1.2449 |
0.08517 |
49 |
41 |
4 |
4 |
934 |
With your fire out Daenerys asked me to work on your other skills. |
1.2449 |
0.08002 |
49 |
40 |
6 |
3 |
935 |
My name is Inigio Montoya... |
1.2449 |
0.06858 |
49 |
38 |
10 |
1 |
936 |
I don't make the rules, but no smoking is allowed within 10 sword lengths of the cave. |
1.2449 |
0.07452 |
49 |
39 |
8 |
2 |
937 |
And next I’m going to beat you at arm-wrestling. |
1.2449 |
0.08002 |
49 |
40 |
6 |
3 |
938 |
These sword lessons will serve you until your sore throat heals. |
1.2449 |
0.06858 |
49 |
38 |
10 |
1 |
939 |
The Knights' union did a real swell job leveling the field. |
1.2449 |
0.06858 |
49 |
38 |
10 |
1 |
940 |
Fine. First your way, then my way. |
1.2449 |
0.07452 |
49 |
39 |
8 |
2 |
941 |
You have small hands. |
1.2449 |
0.08002 |
49 |
40 |
6 |
3 |
942 |
You can choose fire next time. |
1.2449 |
0.07452 |
49 |
39 |
8 |
2 |
943 |
Well, maybe she wouldn't be in distress if you'd use a little toothpaste. |
1.2449 |
0.08517 |
49 |
41 |
4 |
4 |
944 |
Cut! Cut! The smoke is getting in my eyes again. |
1.2449 |
0.08002 |
49 |
40 |
6 |
3 |
945 |
I won the coin toss fair and square. |
1.2449 |
0.06207 |
49 |
37 |
12 |
0 |
946 |
So after this, will you teach me how to fly. |
1.2449 |
0.06858 |
49 |
38 |
10 |
1 |
947 |
Damn, you made me swallow my joint. |
1.2449 |
0.08002 |
49 |
40 |
6 |
3 |
948 |
Now if only I had a pen! |
1.2449 |
0.06858 |
49 |
38 |
10 |
1 |
949 |
The infamous "fencing dragon," was known for making shish-kabob of his opponents. |
1.2449 |
0.08002 |
49 |
40 |
6 |
3 |
950 |
I hate these politically correct fights |
1.2449 |
0.06858 |
49 |
38 |
10 |
1 |
951 |
Just you wait till it's my choice of weapons! |
1.2449 |
0.06858 |
49 |
38 |
10 |
1 |
952 |
You're doing it wrong. |
1.2449 |
0.07452 |
49 |
39 |
8 |
2 |
953 |
Does your coach know you have a distinctive tell? |
1.2449 |
0.06858 |
49 |
38 |
10 |
1 |
954 |
The director wants a retake with more emotion. |
1.2449 |
0.08002 |
49 |
40 |
6 |
3 |
955 |
Jackie Paper: The Teenage Years. |
1.2449 |
0.08517 |
49 |
41 |
4 |
4 |
956 |
Okay, but next week I get to choose the weapon. |
1.2449 |
0.07452 |
49 |
39 |
8 |
2 |
957 |
This way you reduce your carbon footprint. |
1.2449 |
0.07452 |
49 |
39 |
8 |
2 |
958 |
You have a point-but no smoking means no smoking. Just use the sword, and make the best of it. |
1.2449 |
0.06858 |
49 |
38 |
10 |
1 |
959 |
Medieval personal trainer: "Prithee, now parry with thy left forelimb, so we can work that undersized bicep!" |
1.2449 |
0.08002 |
49 |
40 |
6 |
3 |
960 |
Wait! What I said is my ass is draggin'! |
1.2449 |
0.07452 |
49 |
39 |
8 |
2 |
961 |
I'm not even using my dominant hand! |
1.2449 |
0.06207 |
49 |
37 |
12 |
0 |
962 |
Your tiny arms slay me. |
1.2449 |
0.06858 |
49 |
38 |
10 |
1 |
963 |
Mind if I smoke? |
1.2449 |
0.08002 |
49 |
40 |
6 |
3 |
964 |
You know the rules; the League has strict secondhand smoke regulations. |
1.2449 |
0.08002 |
49 |
40 |
6 |
3 |
965 |
Yes, you have to use the sword. |
1.2444 |
0.07216 |
45 |
35 |
9 |
1 |
966 |
Stop whining, mom says we need to play fair. |
1.2444 |
0.09076 |
45 |
38 |
3 |
4 |
967 |
No fair. You're using your good arm. |
1.2444 |
0.07885 |
45 |
36 |
7 |
2 |
968 |
Surrender Burnie! |
1.2444 |
0.08502 |
45 |
37 |
5 |
3 |
969 |
I'll share the reward if you'll throw the fight. |
1.2444 |
0.07885 |
45 |
36 |
7 |
2 |
970 |
You realize you're the last of your breed ? |
1.2444 |
0.08502 |
45 |
37 |
5 |
3 |
971 |
He thinks he's winning now. But just wait til he discovers that I'm not actually left-handed! |
1.2444 |
0.07216 |
45 |
35 |
9 |
1 |
972 |
I need a pen! |
1.2439 |
0.07635 |
41 |
32 |
8 |
1 |
973 |
You're going easy on me, aren't you? |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
974 |
C'mon quit Draggin your feet! |
1.2414 |
0.07090 |
58 |
47 |
8 |
3 |
975 |
Young man, let me tell you something I knew St. George & you are no St. George |
1.2407 |
0.06962 |
54 |
43 |
9 |
2 |
976 |
Don't blame me, Sir Dragon, blame the EPA! |
1.2407 |
0.06962 |
54 |
43 |
9 |
2 |
977 |
Wait! Do you have a small arm too or were we both drawn badly. |
1.2407 |
0.08332 |
54 |
46 |
3 |
5 |
978 |
Oh well i'll get him in the talent portion. |
1.2407 |
0.06962 |
54 |
43 |
9 |
2 |
979 |
Take that! You pathetic excuse for a mythical creature! |
1.2400 |
0.06737 |
50 |
39 |
10 |
1 |
980 |
Are you aware this is a non-smoking venue? |
1.2400 |
0.06737 |
50 |
39 |
10 |
1 |
981 |
Next round I get to choose the weapon. |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
982 |
You agreed to the rules. Deal with it. |
1.2400 |
0.06737 |
50 |
39 |
10 |
1 |
983 |
I'm not left-handed either. |
1.2400 |
0.06737 |
50 |
39 |
10 |
1 |
984 |
Why am I smiling? Because I am not left-handed! |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
985 |
"How many times do I have to tell you...it's parry first, then lunge.". |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
986 |
Thank God it hasn't seen Game of Thrones. |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
987 |
Coward! Fight me with your little hand! |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
988 |
I'm good until your allergies kick in. |
1.2400 |
0.07856 |
50 |
41 |
6 |
3 |
989 |
Forge your own? |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
990 |
Heck no, I don't have a match! |
1.2400 |
0.06737 |
50 |
39 |
10 |
1 |
991 |
If you want to maintain greater anatomical symmetry, you need to switch sword fighting arms from time to time. |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
992 |
No value in fuming about the rules. |
1.2400 |
0.06737 |
50 |
39 |
10 |
1 |
993 |
Really! That's all you're made up of is hot air? |
1.2400 |
0.06737 |
50 |
39 |
10 |
1 |
994 |
You think you're hot stuff. |
1.2400 |
0.06737 |
50 |
39 |
10 |
1 |
995 |
how do you think I feel? I'm right-handed! |
1.2400 |
0.06737 |
50 |
39 |
10 |
1 |
996 |
Nothing like small arms practice, eh? |
1.2400 |
0.06737 |
50 |
39 |
10 |
1 |
997 |
Parry, parry, thrust...better! |
1.2400 |
0.06737 |
50 |
39 |
10 |
1 |
998 |
Hey, no smoking! |
1.2400 |
0.06737 |
50 |
39 |
10 |
1 |
999 |
MY breath is bad?? |
1.2400 |
0.06737 |
50 |
39 |
10 |
1 |
1000 |
Competitive parity is a fantasy. |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
1001 |
We can call it a day if you need to catch your breath. |
1.2400 |
0.06737 |
50 |
39 |
10 |
1 |
1002 |
A deal's a deal. No slingshots, no fire. |
1.2400 |
0.07856 |
50 |
41 |
6 |
3 |
1003 |
I can't believe I missed the part in ESPN's terms of competition that prohibited use of fire, wings or tails... |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
1004 |
Years learning your craft . . .and you end up in a heart burn ad. |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
1005 |
do you really think the viewers at home are going to believe any of this? |
1.2400 |
0.06737 |
50 |
39 |
10 |
1 |
1006 |
Now it's fair! |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
1007 |
See how much more fun this is!! |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
1008 |
Boring! I liked it better with me flying and you on a horse. |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
1009 |
Indeed agility and size are still on your side, but the chain smoking is reducing your fitness. |
1.2391 |
0.07078 |
46 |
36 |
9 |
1 |
1010 |
Stupid sinus infection. |
1.2391 |
0.08893 |
46 |
39 |
3 |
4 |
1011 |
I'm opening up a barbecue joint...want a job? |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
1012 |
That's right, twerp! I took a fencing class! By the way, how are your 'learning to breathe fire' classes going? |
1.2391 |
0.06359 |
46 |
35 |
11 |
0 |
1013 |
Isn't this much more fun than gobbling me down in one bite? |
1.2391 |
0.06359 |
46 |
35 |
11 |
0 |
1014 |
OK, yeah, the television series took some liberties. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
1015 |
No, I'm not "Puff." |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
1016 |
Thanks for being such a good sport. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
1017 |
It's not so much the heat as it is the humidity |
1.2391 |
0.08332 |
46 |
38 |
5 |
3 |
1018 |
You call this a workout? Cmon, make me feel the burn! |
1.2391 |
0.06359 |
46 |
35 |
11 |
0 |
1019 |
Wait. Stop. It's still not fair. |
1.2391 |
0.08332 |
46 |
38 |
5 |
3 |
1020 |
Seems like your sword would be a lot bigger, buddy. |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
1021 |
How about we stop fighting and go frolic in the autumn mist in Honnah Lee instead? |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
1022 |
Under armoured. It's the latest thing. |
1.2381 |
0.07474 |
42 |
33 |
8 |
1 |
1023 |
C'mon! Put your heart into it! Show some spark! |
1.2381 |
0.08893 |
42 |
35 |
4 |
3 |
1024 |
Extinct? I'll show you who's extinct, George! |
1.2368 |
0.07942 |
38 |
30 |
7 |
1 |
1025 |
By George, I've had it with your second hand smoke. |
1.2364 |
0.06848 |
55 |
44 |
9 |
2 |
1026 |
I admire your rapid adaptation! |
1.2364 |
0.06848 |
55 |
44 |
9 |
2 |
1027 |
We've made an "X". That means love. |
1.2353 |
0.08207 |
51 |
43 |
4 |
4 |
1028 |
Sorry, but weapon allocation was decided before the first primary. |
1.2353 |
0.06620 |
51 |
40 |
10 |
1 |
1029 |
You're bulking up well, Dragon. Next week we work on your left arm. |
1.2353 |
0.06620 |
51 |
40 |
10 |
1 |
1030 |
You agreed. My choice of weapons. |
1.2353 |
0.05999 |
51 |
39 |
12 |
0 |
1031 |
Hey, after this, you want to have lunch? |
1.2353 |
0.06620 |
51 |
40 |
10 |
1 |
1032 |
This is a non-smoking area. |
1.2353 |
0.05999 |
51 |
39 |
12 |
0 |
1033 |
Why the sword---the old flamethrower kaput? |
1.2353 |
0.07715 |
51 |
42 |
6 |
3 |
1034 |
Not fair! You get armour! |
1.2340 |
0.06243 |
47 |
36 |
11 |
0 |
1035 |
Smoking will slay you. |
1.2340 |
0.06243 |
47 |
36 |
11 |
0 |
1036 |
No! No! Left paw behind back-spread legs, then parry. |
1.2340 |
0.08168 |
47 |
39 |
5 |
3 |
1037 |
Only after seeing the dragon's smoke did Sir Lance realize he left the porridge on the stove. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
1038 |
Dang my little T-Rex arms! |
1.2340 |
0.08168 |
47 |
39 |
5 |
3 |
1039 |
That dragon-slayer hype was just publicity from my agent. Let's go have a drink and settle this some other way. |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
1040 |
I know I am wearing you down, cuz I can see you have little left |
1.2340 |
0.08168 |
47 |
39 |
5 |
3 |
1041 |
Call a truce and I'll get you a job at Sizzler. |
1.2340 |
0.08168 |
47 |
39 |
5 |
3 |
1042 |
Why can't we resolve this with Rock, Paper, Scissors? |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
1043 |
Good, . . . now Simon Says lie on your back and bare your throat. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
1044 |
I'm fighting fire with inadequacy! |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
1045 |
Quit complaining. You still have the height advantage. |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
1046 |
Okay, you can be Errol Flynn next time! |
1.2340 |
0.08716 |
47 |
40 |
3 |
4 |
1047 |
you can meet Peter Dinklage AFTER the battle |
1.2340 |
0.08168 |
47 |
39 |
5 |
3 |
1048 |
I know you got passed over for that part on "Game of Thrones", but incinerating an entire village- well, that's just pouting! |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
1049 |
Agreeing to play "rock-paper-scissors" with me for choice of weapons was clearly a blunder. |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
1050 |
Why am I smiling? Because I know something you don't know...I am not left-handed! |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
1051 |
Thank you for posing in my family crest |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
1052 |
You're no Errol Flynn. |
1.2340 |
0.06243 |
47 |
36 |
11 |
0 |
1053 |
Let's say we call it quits and just go have beer. |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
1054 |
You've been tampering with your Smaug-control device again, haven't you? |
1.2340 |
0.09232 |
47 |
41 |
1 |
5 |
1055 |
Roleplay remember, roleplay. Come on!!! |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
1056 |
There must be an easier way to win a woman's heart. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
1057 |
Geez, Puff! Your breath! Eat a mint! |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
1058 |
Trust me. Fire breathing has become something of a dragon cliche. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
1059 |
and you smoke too ! |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
1060 |
I hate fan fiction. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
1061 |
Admitting you have an anger problem would go a hell of a long way toward ending global warming. |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
1062 |
Let’s use our other arm. |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
1063 |
You wanna quickly snapchat this with your free hand? |
1.2326 |
0.07319 |
43 |
34 |
8 |
1 |
1064 |
My dragon pose is very relaxing |
1.2326 |
0.07319 |
43 |
34 |
8 |
1 |
1065 |
En garde! For I, too, am magic and live by the sea! |
1.2326 |
0.06519 |
43 |
33 |
10 |
0 |
1066 |
I didn't say Daenerys wasn't worthy, I just said she's a bottle-blonde. |
1.2326 |
0.08702 |
43 |
36 |
4 |
3 |
1067 |
David and Godzilla |
1.2326 |
0.07319 |
43 |
34 |
8 |
1 |
1068 |
You used to be my little puff |
1.2308 |
0.06508 |
52 |
41 |
10 |
1 |
1069 |
By now we both know the outcome. Don't you think it's time to quit this charade? |
1.2308 |
0.07578 |
52 |
43 |
6 |
3 |
1070 |
Can't do much with those tiny hands, can you? |
1.2308 |
0.07759 |
39 |
31 |
7 |
1 |
1071 |
The winner gets genitals. |
1.2308 |
0.07578 |
52 |
43 |
6 |
3 |
1072 |
C'mon. Switch to your left arm like me. |
1.2308 |
0.07759 |
39 |
31 |
7 |
1 |
1073 |
I get to choose the next game. |
1.2308 |
0.06508 |
52 |
41 |
10 |
1 |
1074 |
I'll stop the personal attacks when you actually stop smoking. |
1.2292 |
0.06815 |
48 |
38 |
9 |
1 |
1075 |
Why yes, it is a RED shirt. |
1.2292 |
0.08011 |
48 |
40 |
5 |
3 |
1076 |
'Or the other way we settle this is I get you to offset your emissions in a carbon trading scheme' |
1.2292 |
0.06815 |
48 |
38 |
9 |
1 |
1077 |
After I'm done with you you'll be nothing but a future high emission fuel product. |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
1078 |
No more "puff." No more "magic." |
1.2292 |
0.08011 |
48 |
40 |
5 |
3 |
1079 |
As Puff aged, he needed a backup plan. |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
1080 |
Bring me the pen! |
1.2292 |
0.06815 |
48 |
38 |
9 |
1 |
1081 |
If your sword doesn't kill me, the second-hand smoke will! |
1.2292 |
0.06815 |
48 |
38 |
9 |
1 |
1082 |
I told you No Smoking in the Park! |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
1083 |
Seriously? I have breath mints in the car. |
1.2292 |
0.06815 |
48 |
38 |
9 |
1 |
1084 |
You're the one who suggested cap and trade. |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
1085 |
Excuse me, this is a non-smoking duel. |
1.2292 |
0.06131 |
48 |
37 |
11 |
0 |
1086 |
I knew with those tiny hands of yours that your fire would be all smoke |
1.2292 |
0.08011 |
48 |
40 |
5 |
3 |
1087 |
Is this role-playing helping your anger issues? |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
1088 |
Master this and it is on to jousting! |
1.2292 |
0.06815 |
48 |
38 |
9 |
1 |
1089 |
I see you've upgraded your skill set. |
1.2292 |
0.06815 |
48 |
38 |
9 |
1 |
1090 |
This is all part of my plan: 'Let's make England great again!' |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
1091 |
Dragon? I thought they said my opponent would be draggin'. |
1.2292 |
0.08011 |
48 |
40 |
5 |
3 |
1092 |
Can your mom teach my mom how to make costumes like that? |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
1093 |
I'd be worried more about second hand smoke. |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
1094 |
Ever thought of running for president? |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
1095 |
Ha! Who is full of hot air now? |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
1096 |
This is fair--we agreed that I won't use my laser eyes if you don't breathe fire. |
1.2292 |
0.06131 |
48 |
37 |
11 |
0 |
1097 |
Everyone gets a trophy too! |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
1098 |
In 1000 years, there will be a TV show about us! |
1.2292 |
0.06815 |
48 |
38 |
9 |
1 |
1099 |
If you go easy on me, you can be my new logo. |
1.2292 |
0.06815 |
48 |
38 |
9 |
1 |
1100 |
I'm enjoying the hell out of this fire ban. |
1.2292 |
0.06815 |
48 |
38 |
9 |
1 |
1101 |
I have to admit, I'm a little disappointed: I thought your sword would have been HUGE. |
1.2292 |
0.06815 |
48 |
38 |
9 |
1 |
1102 |
This is a non-smoking land. |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
1103 |
First rule of Sword Fight Club is nobody talks about Sword Fight Club. The second rule is no fire-breathing. Sorry dude. |
1.2292 |
0.06815 |
48 |
38 |
9 |
1 |
1104 |
Sir Gregory had crossed swords before with team mascots but on this occasion he realized he was fighting an uphill battle. |
1.2292 |
0.06815 |
48 |
38 |
9 |
1 |
1105 |
Harry I think you're wearing the wrong costume for this scene. |
1.2292 |
0.06815 |
48 |
38 |
9 |
1 |
1106 |
Remember now. You have to say "Touché!" or it doesn't count. |
1.2292 |
0.06815 |
48 |
38 |
9 |
1 |
1107 |
The pun is mightier than the sword |
1.2273 |
0.06391 |
44 |
34 |
10 |
0 |
1108 |
I stopped smoking, and you can, too. |
1.2273 |
0.06391 |
44 |
34 |
10 |
0 |
1109 |
Don't even think about blowing smoke up there |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
1110 |
Fine. We'll fight fire with fire. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
1111 |
Sorry, dude, liability issue. |
1.2273 |
0.08518 |
44 |
37 |
4 |
3 |
1112 |
Make a wish. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
1113 |
It's General Jackie now, Puff, and I rule Honnah Lee. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
1114 |
I'm one Danish you won't get for breakfast today, Grendel! |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
1115 |
Let's make this good, Fafnir. Someday operas will be written about this. |
1.2273 |
0.06391 |
44 |
34 |
10 |
0 |
1116 |
We're not in Honnah Lee anymore! |
1.2273 |
0.06391 |
44 |
34 |
10 |
0 |
1117 |
There is an asteroid coming this way and ithas your name on it. |
1.2273 |
0.08518 |
44 |
37 |
4 |
3 |
1118 |
Quit complaining. I gave you three strokes a side last week when we played golf. |
1.2273 |
0.08518 |
44 |
37 |
4 |
3 |
1119 |
I can't believe he fell for the old "choice of weaons" trick. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
1120 |
That's right, my name's George. What's it to ya? |
1.2273 |
0.06391 |
44 |
34 |
10 |
0 |
1121 |
There is something you do not know. I am not left-handed. |
1.2264 |
0.08365 |
53 |
46 |
2 |
5 |
1122 |
I won't let this matter drag on! |
1.2250 |
0.09120 |
40 |
34 |
3 |
3 |
1123 |
Look, Shorty, there's no epic poem in this for you! |
1.2245 |
0.06691 |
49 |
39 |
9 |
1 |
1124 |
I'd like to suggest a mouthwash that kills germs and lasts for hours. |
1.2245 |
0.06691 |
49 |
39 |
9 |
1 |
1125 |
The matching algorithm was right about "uniquely compatible". |
1.2245 |
0.07299 |
49 |
40 |
7 |
2 |
1126 |
Watch out ! I bet you're ticklish ! |
1.2245 |
0.07299 |
49 |
40 |
7 |
2 |
1127 |
you do know that this is a 'no smoking' zone now, don't you..? |
1.2245 |
0.06691 |
49 |
39 |
9 |
1 |
1128 |
Who is this Queensberry anyway? |
1.2245 |
0.07299 |
49 |
40 |
7 |
2 |
1129 |
Stop complaining. You chose the weapons the last time we dueled. |
1.2245 |
0.07860 |
49 |
41 |
5 |
3 |
1130 |
Don't complain. You can be Obi Wan next time. |
1.2245 |
0.07299 |
49 |
40 |
7 |
2 |
1131 |
If you really want me to continue as your trainer, you're going to have to work on that attitude. |
1.2245 |
0.06691 |
49 |
39 |
9 |
1 |
1132 |
Next time I pick the dueling weapons! |
1.2245 |
0.07860 |
49 |
41 |
5 |
3 |
1133 |
No, I don't think giving you a shield would make this fight any fairer. |
1.2245 |
0.07299 |
49 |
40 |
7 |
2 |
1134 |
Paper beats rock. Sword beats fire. I etched the rules. |
1.2245 |
0.06022 |
49 |
38 |
11 |
0 |
1135 |
You would have been TOAST by now! |
1.2245 |
0.07860 |
49 |
41 |
5 |
3 |
1136 |
All right, all right. We'll do best 2 out of 3. |
1.2245 |
0.06691 |
49 |
39 |
9 |
1 |
1137 |
If your available for dinner, we can do flambe again? |
1.2245 |
0.07299 |
49 |
40 |
7 |
2 |
1138 |
My quest, my weapons....pea brain. |
1.2245 |
0.07299 |
49 |
40 |
7 |
2 |
1139 |
Even frolicking in the autumn mist brings out the haters. |
1.2245 |
0.07299 |
49 |
40 |
7 |
2 |
1140 |
On second thought, the winner should be determined by a dance-off. |
1.2245 |
0.06022 |
49 |
38 |
11 |
0 |
1141 |
This will look good on your college application. |
1.2245 |
0.07860 |
49 |
41 |
5 |
3 |
1142 |
It's always just pistols or sabers. Fire's never an option. |
1.2245 |
0.07299 |
49 |
40 |
7 |
2 |
1143 |
Next you'll want armor. |
1.2245 |
0.06691 |
49 |
39 |
9 |
1 |
1144 |
Next round I can use my right hand and you can spew fire |
1.2245 |
0.06691 |
49 |
39 |
9 |
1 |
1145 |
Expelliarmus! |
1.2245 |
0.07860 |
49 |
41 |
5 |
3 |
1146 |
Next stop for you-- extinction. |
1.2245 |
0.06691 |
49 |
39 |
9 |
1 |
1147 |
Ha, foolish dragon! Without a shield such as mine you will surely perish!! |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1148 |
I hear ya, but even here at Game Of Thrones Fantasy Camp, there are just a limited number of roles you can play. |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
1149 |
It's just nice to get out of the house, you know? |
1.2222 |
0.06268 |
45 |
35 |
10 |
0 |
1150 |
I could just incinerate you, you know! |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1151 |
Why not just incinerate me? Well because you don't want to labeled a one trick dragon now do you? |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
1152 |
I can beat you with my left hand! |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1153 |
His patience wearing thin, Puff felt increasingly unfriendly toward Lord Marshmallow. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1154 |
Quit complaining and lunge already. If you're gonna quit smoking, you've got to learn how to do this. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1155 |
Your breath smells like kerosine. |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1156 |
I shall defeat thee, windmill! |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1157 |
Are you sure the right is your dominant hand? |
1.2222 |
0.07320 |
54 |
45 |
6 |
3 |
1158 |
I dislike our new union regulations |
1.2222 |
0.06268 |
45 |
35 |
10 |
0 |
1159 |
At your house, we can play with your toys. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1160 |
I think I should have chosen pistols at 30 paces. |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
1161 |
I am telling you again, no smoking at the Park. |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
1162 |
That crack about your breath was merely a statement of fact. |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
1163 |
Now that we have agreed upon "Medieval Rules for Dragon Combat, Version 2.7", shall we begin? |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1164 |
Get to the point. Damsels await. |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
1165 |
You talk big, but your hands are really small! |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1166 |
Kudos to you for being chivalrous. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1167 |
Eyes on my feet, Pterry--it's all in the footwork. |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
1168 |
Ah, so all that smoking finally caught up with you. |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
1169 |
Give up and I'll let you go. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1170 |
Looks like someone else is a little shorthanded too! |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
1171 |
You rascal, Puff. You ate Little Jackie Paper! |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
1172 |
I could swear they asked for a volunteer to fight a dragonfly. |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
1173 |
I'm teaching you this because you've transitioned from breathing fire to blowing smoke. |
1.2200 |
0.07714 |
50 |
42 |
5 |
3 |
1174 |
You challenged, and I chose the weapons. So stop kvetching. |
1.2200 |
0.05918 |
50 |
39 |
11 |
0 |
1175 |
You got to love regulations. |
1.2200 |
0.08226 |
50 |
43 |
3 |
4 |
1176 |
I travel all the way to Honnah Lee to confront childhood guilt, and this is what I get. |
1.2200 |
0.07714 |
50 |
42 |
5 |
3 |
1177 |
I keep telling you Game Of Thrones is a tv show! |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
1178 |
He has a Beowulf complex. |
1.2195 |
0.07418 |
41 |
33 |
7 |
1 |
1179 |
Take that, Lefty. |
1.2195 |
0.08199 |
41 |
34 |
5 |
2 |
1180 |
This isn't a fair fight. You have a shield and I don't. |
1.2195 |
0.07418 |
41 |
33 |
7 |
1 |
1181 |
Further proof that weight gain is not the worst part of quitting smoking. |
1.2195 |
0.08199 |
41 |
34 |
5 |
2 |
1182 |
It's not as much fun when it's an even fight, is it? |
1.2195 |
0.07418 |
41 |
33 |
7 |
1 |
1183 |
Queensbury rules? I thought that was boxing. |
1.2182 |
0.07197 |
55 |
46 |
6 |
3 |
1184 |
After this, would you show me how to blow smoke rings? |
1.2182 |
0.06191 |
55 |
44 |
10 |
1 |
1185 |
Hi. I'm George. |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
1186 |
Quit complaining - you wanted to play rock-paper-scissors to pick weapons. |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
1187 |
Your upper body is weak but great opposable thumb work |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
1188 |
I'm getting tired of your constant complaints about the rules being 'rigged'. |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
1189 |
Look at these hands, are they small hands? I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee. |
1.2174 |
0.06149 |
46 |
36 |
10 |
0 |
1190 |
Best of three? |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
1191 |
I see King Arthur has friends at the E.P.A. |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
1192 |
When my people get on the Rules Committee, it will be a different story! |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
1193 |
This has been so much easier since the Geneva Protocol. |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
1194 |
It's not fair when you wear a flame retardant suit. |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
1195 |
Remember! We all have to do our bit to reduce greenhouse gas emissions. |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
1196 |
Well now, suddenly this feels terribly unfair. |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
1197 |
I lost it playing Rock, Paper, Scissors. |
1.2174 |
0.08173 |
46 |
39 |
4 |
3 |
1198 |
No, I will not fight left-handed |
1.2174 |
0.08173 |
46 |
39 |
4 |
3 |
1199 |
What, you never heard of fighting fire with fire? |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
1200 |
Two out of three, and loser buys the beer. |
1.2174 |
0.08173 |
46 |
39 |
4 |
3 |
1201 |
No offense pal, but I’ve seen better wings on an emu. |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
1202 |
Not so brave without your flames, are ya? |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
1203 |
Hey, that's unfair...why does he get a shield? |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
1204 |
If this weren't a no-smoking zone you wouldn't stand a chance! |
1.2174 |
0.06149 |
46 |
36 |
10 |
0 |
1205 |
You just slay me, Puff! |
1.2174 |
0.06149 |
46 |
36 |
10 |
0 |
1206 |
Ok look, I'm a feudal knight and you appear to be....uh....well uh fire breathing dragon. But it's all good....no need for violence. I think that we can get through this, right. You speaka da English?? |
1.2174 |
0.08744 |
46 |
40 |
2 |
4 |
1207 |
These new no-smoking rules are killing me! |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
1208 |
OK, we've tried it your way, now it's my turn... |
1.2174 |
0.08173 |
46 |
39 |
4 |
3 |
1209 |
Cowardly beast, where are your dragon balls? |
1.2174 |
0.08744 |
46 |
40 |
2 |
4 |
1210 |
Keep a lid on it, Bazzalth, Destroyer of Men. You know this is a smoke-free zone. |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
1211 |
I see that centuries of smoking has finally diminished you lung capacity. |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
1212 |
I'm warning you Mister! You're playing with fire! |
1.2174 |
0.06149 |
46 |
36 |
10 |
0 |
1213 |
Stop pouting! You're the one who said swords or fire. |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
1214 |
All I'm saying is, if you have a problem with the carbon tax, raise it at the next town hall meeting. next town hall meeting. |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
1215 |
You should have a shield to make this a fair fight. |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
1216 |
Yes, I promise this will help build upper body strength |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
1217 |
One more snort out of you, and I'll have to use my pen. |
1.2174 |
0.08173 |
46 |
39 |
4 |
3 |
1218 |
Princess? Nah, I'm just here for the Cardio workout. |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
1219 |
Smoking should have stunted your growth. |
1.2174 |
0.06149 |
46 |
36 |
10 |
0 |
1220 |
Grrr, stupid pilot light! |
1.2174 |
0.08173 |
46 |
39 |
4 |
3 |
1221 |
An historical rendering of the infamous battle between the fearless Righty Knighty and the fierce Lefty Lucy. |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
1222 |
So this is your first triathlon? You're gonna need to pace yourself or the swim will kill you! |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
1223 |
Killin's much easier when your pilot light stays lit. |
1.2174 |
0.08173 |
46 |
39 |
4 |
3 |
1224 |
Dude, in any of the silly role playing games you ever thought you mastered, is there a level called, "Toast"? |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
1225 |
Fight like a triceratops. |
1.2162 |
0.08781 |
37 |
31 |
4 |
2 |
1226 |
Stop complaining. You got to choose where we had lunch. |
1.2162 |
0.06861 |
37 |
29 |
8 |
0 |
1227 |
Stop fuming! You'll get the hang of it soon. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
1228 |
So—given the disparity of our sizes and your apparent anger and the potential of the harm that may happen to me, let’s call the whole thing off. |
1.2143 |
0.08018 |
42 |
35 |
5 |
2 |
1229 |
O, treach’rous villain! Thee falsely boasteth in thy Airbnb listing thy lair possesses "absolute privacy and seclusion." |
1.2143 |
0.08018 |
42 |
35 |
5 |
2 |
1230 |
I don't know which one of us looks sillier. |
1.2143 |
0.06408 |
42 |
33 |
9 |
0 |
1231 |
As soon as we finish the fencing lesson we'll move on to hot yoga. I think you will be a natural at that! |
1.2143 |
0.08018 |
42 |
35 |
5 |
2 |
1232 |
When exactly did this 'your choice of weapons' rule start? |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
1233 |
Will the angry mob be staying for dinner, sir? |
1.2143 |
0.08713 |
42 |
36 |
3 |
3 |
1234 |
Drop your sword and fly away or I'll give your knee a big Boo-Boo. |
1.2143 |
0.08018 |
42 |
35 |
5 |
2 |
1235 |
I hate the new safety regulations too. |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
1236 |
So this is the thanks i get for introducing you to your opposable thumb?! |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
1237 |
Sir Bernie believed this was a contest of equals. But soon he would feel the burn. |
1.2143 |
0.08018 |
42 |
35 |
5 |
2 |
1238 |
Do you know what they say about dragons with small hands? |
1.2143 |
0.08713 |
42 |
36 |
3 |
3 |
1239 |
Allergies? |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
1240 |
En garde you flameless excuse for a terrible lizard. |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
1241 |
Hamilton you say...Meet Puff Daddy! |
1.2143 |
0.06091 |
56 |
45 |
10 |
1 |
1242 |
Your biggest weakness is your overconfidence. |
1.2143 |
0.08713 |
42 |
36 |
3 |
3 |
1243 |
I'm way better at this than I thought Id' be. |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
1244 |
"Dagnabbit, my left nostril is always a misfiring"! |
1.2143 |
0.08713 |
42 |
36 |
3 |
3 |
1245 |
If you really want to win on Dancing With The Stars, you have to quit smoking and practice, practice, practice! |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
1246 |
Remember - you wanted to flip for choice of weapon! |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
1247 |
I fell for that Jackie Paper stuff once. |
1.2143 |
0.08018 |
42 |
35 |
5 |
2 |
1248 |
First, the rules, no fire extinguishers! |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
1249 |
I got this... |
1.2128 |
0.08010 |
47 |
40 |
4 |
3 |
1250 |
Say it...I dare you! |
1.2128 |
0.08010 |
47 |
40 |
4 |
3 |
1251 |
That’s what you get for swallowing a fire extinguisher. |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
1252 |
Wait, you're a righty? |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
1253 |
Come on. You're not even trying. |
1.2128 |
0.07410 |
47 |
39 |
6 |
2 |
1254 |
I admire you for trying to kick that fire breathing habit. |
1.2128 |
0.07410 |
47 |
39 |
6 |
2 |
1255 |
Damn these Marquis of Queensberry rules! |
1.2128 |
0.07410 |
47 |
39 |
6 |
2 |
1256 |
Use your thighs! |
1.2128 |
0.07410 |
47 |
39 |
6 |
2 |
1257 |
What a waste of an opposable thumb! |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
1258 |
I just want to thank you for being such a good sport. |
1.2128 |
0.06034 |
47 |
37 |
10 |
0 |
1259 |
If i told you once i told you a thousand times, not to smoke |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
1260 |
Sorry to do this Pete, but that book was fiction. |
1.2128 |
0.07410 |
47 |
39 |
6 |
2 |
1261 |
Puff's reputation was quickly ruined after Jackie brought him to show and tell. |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
1262 |
Hey, simmer down! Remember, you hired ME to teach YOU sword fighting. |
1.2128 |
0.06034 |
47 |
37 |
10 |
0 |
1263 |
Cut! The dragon doesn't incinerate the dwarf until next week's episode. |
1.2128 |
0.06034 |
47 |
37 |
10 |
0 |
1264 |
I haven't seen a forearm like that since the '68 Wimbledon. |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
1265 |
No fair! You have a shield! |
1.2128 |
0.08010 |
47 |
40 |
4 |
3 |
1266 |
This strep throat of mine is only going to buy you an extra twelve seconds or so. |
1.2128 |
0.07410 |
47 |
39 |
6 |
2 |
1267 |
I despise second-hand smoke. |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
1268 |
I won the toss so get over it. |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
1269 |
Isn't that just like a dragon? Brings a rapier to a longsword fight. |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
1270 |
How about that breath mint? |
1.2128 |
0.06034 |
47 |
37 |
10 |
0 |
1271 |
How long are we going to let this feud drag-on? |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
1272 |
Trust me, incinerating someone is so last year. |
1.2128 |
0.06034 |
47 |
37 |
10 |
0 |
1273 |
Afraid to use your stubby little left arm? |
1.2128 |
0.07410 |
47 |
39 |
6 |
2 |
1274 |
If you'd stop smoking, you'd have better wind. |
1.2128 |
0.08010 |
47 |
40 |
4 |
3 |
1275 |
Actually, I'm carbon-neutral |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
1276 |
It feels good to play fair, right? |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
1277 |
You rely too much on your right arm. |
1.2128 |
0.08010 |
47 |
40 |
4 |
3 |
1278 |
Dang EPA rules! |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
1279 |
Show me where in the rules it says I can't incinerate you. |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
1280 |
Inigo smiled and continued to let the dragon think he was left-handed. |
1.2128 |
0.08010 |
47 |
40 |
4 |
3 |
1281 |
Realizing he had forgotten both shield and helmet, the ferocious Smorgy was no longer sure of his chances against Sir Fancypants. |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
1282 |
...and he's lunging towards the dragon...swords crossed...the dragon is armed and ready...ladies and gentlemen, this one's gonna be a scorcher! |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
1283 |
rock, paper, sword |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
1284 |
Okay, you find a better way to let off steam. |
1.2121 |
0.07227 |
33 |
26 |
7 |
0 |
1285 |
How many times do I have to explain this? It's cultural exchange, not cultural appropriation. |
1.2105 |
0.08566 |
38 |
32 |
4 |
2 |
1286 |
Game of Thrones: Budget Edition |
1.2105 |
0.06702 |
38 |
30 |
8 |
0 |
1287 |
Let's try it again. You've really gotta learn to hit lefties too. |
1.2105 |
0.07691 |
38 |
31 |
6 |
1 |
1288 |
"I'd like to see a little more lunge in your "On Guard". |
1.2105 |
0.06702 |
38 |
30 |
8 |
0 |
1289 |
"Scorched earth policy"? No, what does that mean? |
1.2105 |
0.06702 |
38 |
30 |
8 |
0 |
1290 |
You think you're so hot! |
1.2105 |
0.06702 |
38 |
30 |
8 |
0 |
1291 |
Too bad. It's not my fault that you forgot your shield. |
1.2093 |
0.06277 |
43 |
34 |
9 |
0 |
1292 |
When a casual Altoid offer is misconstrued. |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
1293 |
I'm hoping the concept will be picked up by HBO! |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
1294 |
How Bernie sees the race. |
1.2093 |
0.08522 |
43 |
37 |
3 |
3 |
1295 |
Wait, can we take a selfie first? |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
1296 |
This is still not a fair fight; you need to switch hands. |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1297 |
Peckerhead |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1298 |
Banned from burning fossil fuel... Puff resorts to Plan B. |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
1299 |
Ah, looks like it's barbecue "knight" tonight!!! |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
1300 |
Remember only you can prevent forest fires |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
1301 |
Yo mama was so ugly... |
1.2093 |
0.08522 |
43 |
37 |
3 |
3 |
1302 |
You killed my father, prepare to die. |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1303 |
It's my first day as a Dragon Taunter, so go easy on me. |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1304 |
"We're going to need bigger swords". |
1.2093 |
0.06277 |
43 |
34 |
9 |
0 |
1305 |
No, no, no, no; first I lunge, then YOU parry. |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1306 |
This is what happens when liberals enact sword control legislation. |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1307 |
Have you ever heard of David and Goliath? |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1308 |
You know, they say your junk is proportional to your sword. |
1.2093 |
0.08522 |
43 |
37 |
3 |
3 |
1309 |
Dragon: "You know I don't have to use a sword, right?" |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1310 |
Look at it this way -- you still have a reach advantage. |
1.2093 |
0.08522 |
43 |
37 |
3 |
3 |
1311 |
I shall defeat thee student loan! |
1.2093 |
0.08522 |
43 |
37 |
3 |
3 |
1312 |
The caucus system ensures it's a fair fight. |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1313 |
You're about to become extinct, so give it up. |
1.2083 |
0.06630 |
48 |
39 |
8 |
1 |
1314 |
Knighty, you're gonna be toast. |
1.2083 |
0.07854 |
48 |
41 |
4 |
3 |
1315 |
I know you like basketball but this will get you into Yale. |
1.2083 |
0.07268 |
48 |
40 |
6 |
2 |
1316 |
Puff tries to lower his carbon footprint |
1.2083 |
0.06630 |
48 |
39 |
8 |
1 |
1317 |
Yesterday, I had a fight with my boss. And he fired me too. |
1.2083 |
0.06630 |
48 |
39 |
8 |
1 |
1318 |
I know....I know....it has not been quite the same since we unionized. |
1.2083 |
0.07854 |
48 |
41 |
4 |
3 |
1319 |
How dare you call my suit of armor a cute little outfit. |
1.2059 |
0.08208 |
34 |
28 |
5 |
1 |
1320 |
Still better than dealing with the cable company. |
1.2051 |
0.07510 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
1 |
1321 |
Knock it off Bernie |
1.2051 |
0.06550 |
39 |
31 |
8 |
0 |
1322 |
Be forewarned. I have defeated many windmills. |
1.2051 |
0.08361 |
39 |
33 |
4 |
2 |
1323 |
"Dragon-Breath" was meant as a term of endearment. |
1.2051 |
0.08361 |
39 |
33 |
4 |
2 |
1324 |
Don't you know that smoking is bad for your health? |
1.2051 |
0.07510 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
1 |
1325 |
This would make a great tattoo. |
1.2051 |
0.06550 |
39 |
31 |
8 |
0 |
1326 |
You have tiny hands. |
1.2051 |
0.09132 |
39 |
34 |
2 |
3 |
1327 |
Hi I’m Mike, Saint George couldn’t make it today. |
1.2051 |
0.07510 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
1 |
1328 |
Don't even think of it, I just ate raw garlic. |
1.2051 |
0.08361 |
39 |
33 |
4 |
2 |
1329 |
Hey, it's not my fault that you don't have a shield. |
1.2051 |
0.08361 |
39 |
33 |
4 |
2 |
1330 |
Let me catch my breath. |
1.2051 |
0.08361 |
39 |
33 |
4 |
2 |
1331 |
You’ll never be any good at this, Roscoe, until you quit smoking. |
1.2051 |
0.06550 |
39 |
31 |
8 |
0 |
1332 |
David could do it _and so can I " "David could do it and so can I |
1.2051 |
0.07510 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
1 |
1333 |
Mine IS bigger! |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
1334 |
Out of puff, are we? |
1.2045 |
0.06151 |
44 |
35 |
9 |
0 |
1335 |
Ha! Fooled you into a no smoking zone! |
1.2045 |
0.06151 |
44 |
35 |
9 |
0 |
1336 |
These league safety precautions are getting to be too much |
1.2045 |
0.06151 |
44 |
35 |
9 |
0 |
1337 |
Thoughts on using your left hand? |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
1338 |
How did I ever get talked into letting him choose weapons? |
1.2045 |
0.07680 |
44 |
37 |
5 |
2 |
1339 |
Look, stop complaining. I said we could postpone until you got your pilot light going again. |
1.2045 |
0.07680 |
44 |
37 |
5 |
2 |
1340 |
Twenty years later, Jackie Paper returns to find that Puff is not so forgiving for leaving him. |
1.2045 |
0.07680 |
44 |
37 |
5 |
2 |
1341 |
Stupid fire safety code... |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
1342 |
Remember, if I last more than one minute, I get a date with Kalessi. |
1.2045 |
0.06151 |
44 |
35 |
9 |
0 |
1343 |
Fire, and it'll be all over social media in a minute. |
1.2045 |
0.08340 |
44 |
38 |
3 |
3 |
1344 |
Just let me train you already! |
1.2045 |
0.07680 |
44 |
37 |
5 |
2 |
1345 |
Whatever you do, DON'T SNEEZE. |
1.2045 |
0.06151 |
44 |
35 |
9 |
0 |
1346 |
Oh, yeah? Well, my mom's the QUEEN of Dragons! |
1.2045 |
0.08340 |
44 |
38 |
3 |
3 |
1347 |
If I lose, I'll get fired. |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
1348 |
You put your right claw in, you put your right claw out... |
1.2045 |
0.08340 |
44 |
38 |
3 |
3 |
1349 |
Hey, I wanted rock paper scissors - sword fight was your choice ! |
1.2045 |
0.07680 |
44 |
37 |
5 |
2 |
1350 |
"You look and act quite fierce, but your tiny hands give away your true abilities". |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
1351 |
Try again, but get your breath closer to the spark. |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
1352 |
If we play our cards right, we can be stars on "Game of Thrones"! |
1.2045 |
0.08340 |
44 |
38 |
3 |
3 |
1353 |
Sir Loin's last words: "I say, noble dragon, what's the dilly with your left arm?" |
1.2045 |
0.06151 |
44 |
35 |
9 |
0 |
1354 |
When I slay you it's gonna be HUGE. |
1.2045 |
0.08340 |
44 |
38 |
3 |
3 |
1355 |
Stop complaining... Proper swordsmanship will come in handy when you've lost that fire in your belly. |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
1356 |
I was wondering if at the next break you would mind making the toast? |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
1357 |
So where do you sheath that thing, anyway? |
1.2045 |
0.07680 |
44 |
37 |
5 |
2 |
1358 |
These are swords, mate. Welcome to the 12th century! |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
1359 |
Boy, was THAT the wrong number for Hot Wings! |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
1360 |
There once was a dragon named Pyre, Who often fought knights for hire. But once the battle commenced, The knight need only to wince, And Pyre would end it with fire. |
1.2045 |
0.08951 |
44 |
39 |
1 |
4 |
1361 |
He is playing with fire. |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
1362 |
My girlfriend said she'd get a tattoo of the winner! |
1.2045 |
0.07680 |
44 |
37 |
5 |
2 |
1363 |
But this IS how they do it on Game of Thrones. |
1.2045 |
0.06151 |
44 |
35 |
9 |
0 |
1364 |
This fight seems to just drag-on... |
1.2045 |
0.08340 |
44 |
38 |
3 |
3 |
1365 |
Remember, anything below the belt is a foul. |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
1366 |
Have you tried the patches? |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
1367 |
You promise to make this a clean fight? |
1.2045 |
0.07680 |
44 |
37 |
5 |
2 |
1368 |
Southpaws always gave Drago trouble. |
1.2045 |
0.06151 |
44 |
35 |
9 |
0 |
1369 |
I told you to quit smoking. Look, you're already out of breath. |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
1370 |
Mine's bigger proportionally. |
1.2045 |
0.07680 |
44 |
37 |
5 |
2 |
1371 |
New to Tinder: Just slay right. |
1.2045 |
0.08340 |
44 |
38 |
3 |
3 |
1372 |
Challenger has choice of weapons,? Who came up with that rule? |
1.2045 |
0.06151 |
44 |
35 |
9 |
0 |
1373 |
Don't patronize me |
1.2045 |
0.07680 |
44 |
37 |
5 |
2 |
1374 |
Oh Puff, I can't believe it's come to this. |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
1375 |
Al Gore fighting global warming |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
1376 |
The smoking ban has been a real game changer. |
1.2045 |
0.06151 |
44 |
35 |
9 |
0 |
1377 |
The crap you have to put up with when it comes to your in-laws. |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
1378 |
See? It's a lot more fun if we both only use swords! |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
1379 |
Now thrust. |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
1380 |
A short lived fad: Knights in white satin. |
1.2045 |
0.07680 |
44 |
37 |
5 |
2 |
1381 |
Your wife is a fire-breathing lizard. |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
1382 |
my cartoon, my rules. |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
1383 |
One fiery sneeze and this will all be over..... |
1.2045 |
0.06151 |
44 |
35 |
9 |
0 |
1384 |
You should really quit smoking! |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
1385 |
How long must this battle drag on? |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
1386 |
Oh, sure, I should just let you breathe fire on me. Yeah, that's fair. |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
1387 |
Sir Gallahad! Can you hear me in there?! |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
1388 |
Et tu, Brute? |
1.2045 |
0.06151 |
44 |
35 |
9 |
0 |
1389 |
What have you been smokin', Puff? |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
1390 |
Dragons live forever, but not so little boys... |
1.2045 |
0.07680 |
44 |
37 |
5 |
2 |
1391 |
I really appreciate you doing this. |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
1392 |
If I can't kill you your smoking will. |
1.2045 |
0.07680 |
44 |
37 |
5 |
2 |
1393 |
Just remember, no breathing fire or flying!! |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
1394 |
There's something I ought to tell you. I'm not left-handed either! |
1.2045 |
0.07680 |
44 |
37 |
5 |
2 |
1395 |
... And STEP, two, three, four, SWING, two, three, four... |
1.2045 |
0.06151 |
44 |
35 |
9 |
0 |
1396 |
Aha, I see you can't take the irony, my friend. |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
1397 |
Simon says "Hands Up!" |
1.2045 |
0.07680 |
44 |
37 |
5 |
2 |
1398 |
... But I identify as a princess. |
1.2045 |
0.07680 |
44 |
37 |
5 |
2 |
1399 |
Stop goofing around, you made smoke come out of my nose! |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
1400 |
Thank God for the Geneva Conventions. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
1401 |
Thanks for agreeing to fight with swords! |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
45 |
36 |
9 |
0 |
1402 |
I had you at Puff. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1403 |
I will not take back that tweet. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
45 |
36 |
9 |
0 |
1404 |
You're finished without that fire in your belly! |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1405 |
Ha, ha! Who's going to be toast now, ey? |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
1406 |
Stop calling me 'Lefty'...it's insensitive. |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
45 |
38 |
5 |
2 |
1407 |
You're Fired |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
45 |
38 |
5 |
2 |
1408 |
You're so touchy about your small hands! |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
1409 |
Ha. Fighting a south paw isn't as easy as you thought, is it? |
1.2000 |
0.08982 |
35 |
30 |
3 |
2 |
1410 |
As a fire marshall, I am afraid I can not allow this smoking violation to drag on. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
1411 |
Full disclosure. I'm not kosher. |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1412 |
I just thought getting out of your comfort zone would make you more empathic, leading us to a healthier conflict resolution. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
1413 |
You're no Puff. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
1414 |
Don't blame me. You're the one who said no fire, no wings and no tail. |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
45 |
38 |
5 |
2 |
1415 |
I come to cut your greenhouse gas emissions |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1416 |
If only I'd gotten to choose fire as the weapon for this duel. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
1417 |
The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1418 |
I can't believe you agreed to sword fighting! |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1419 |
Here's the deal: If I win, you go back to Japan; if you win, I go back to Norway. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
1420 |
No I don't frolic and No this isn't Honnah Lee! |
1.2000 |
0.08762 |
45 |
40 |
1 |
4 |
1421 |
Enjoy your last smoke; this will not drag-on. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
1422 |
I know you're burnt out. But this is ridiculous. |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
45 |
38 |
5 |
2 |
1423 |
I promise round 2 will include the fire breathing competition. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
1424 |
Wow! Did you see that move? I'm on FIRE now! |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
1425 |
When I auditioned for a part on "Game of Thrones", this wasn't exactly what I had in mind. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1426 |
The tale of Tim the Eager, St. George's second cousin, is sadly forgotten. |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
45 |
38 |
5 |
2 |
1427 |
At least you don't have to fight lefty. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
1428 |
You're smart to keep up with technology. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1429 |
You're lucky there's a burn ban in effect, Sir John. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
1430 |
Smaug is not a big fan of the coin toss. |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
45 |
38 |
5 |
2 |
1431 |
I won the toss. Did you think I would choose the pen? |
1.2000 |
0.06405 |
40 |
32 |
8 |
0 |
1432 |
Dragon slaying is just a job. But designing fashionable dragon-slaying under armor is my passion. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
1433 |
You should cover your mouth when you cough. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
1434 |
Puff, you know that smoking lowers your endurance. |
1.2000 |
0.08982 |
35 |
30 |
3 |
2 |
1435 |
Remind me to thank whoever sets our CGI budget. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1436 |
You're steamed because you're on a raw food diet. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1437 |
Well at least I have a better reach. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
45 |
36 |
9 |
0 |
1438 |
Your tiny hands have reminded me to vote! |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1439 |
I declare, however foul the sulfurous belching, thy small hands doom thee. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1440 |
Don't get huffy, I'm a superdelegate! |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
45 |
38 |
5 |
2 |
1441 |
Saving the princess? Oh, no, I'm in this for the dragon selfie! |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
45 |
38 |
5 |
2 |
1442 |
Don't call me dragon breath, you conehead! |
1.2000 |
0.09873 |
35 |
31 |
1 |
3 |
1443 |
The only weapon that will suffice, for a dragon with asthma... |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1444 |
Once again I'll explain: we are using swords because of a fire ordinance. |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
45 |
38 |
5 |
2 |
1445 |
I'm sorry I forgot to give you a shield. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
1446 |
The luck of the coin toss is everything. |
1.2000 |
0.08916 |
40 |
35 |
2 |
3 |
1447 |
Look, I don’t make the rules, starting a fire in the park is prohibited. |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
45 |
38 |
5 |
2 |
1448 |
No need to get hot; it's just a game. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1449 |
Damn those antacids! |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
45 |
39 |
3 |
3 |
1450 |
Look - your mother's calling ya for diner! |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
45 |
36 |
9 |
0 |
1451 |
Aaark! They called up the left-hander. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1452 |
The Bernie-Trump debate. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
1453 |
When you're ready to fight, say: 'Fire!' |
1.1957 |
0.07369 |
46 |
39 |
5 |
2 |
1454 |
I told you that you need to fight fire with fire |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
1455 |
Why don't I get a shield? |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
1456 |
Trust me, I think this would work out better if you had a Snickers bar. |
1.1957 |
0.05914 |
46 |
37 |
9 |
0 |
1457 |
You shoulda taken 'Truth" kid. |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
1458 |
You’re the one who told me that it never hurts to ask. |
1.1957 |
0.07369 |
46 |
39 |
5 |
2 |
1459 |
Ok I'm warmed up, let's start. |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
1460 |
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. |
1.1957 |
0.05914 |
46 |
37 |
9 |
0 |
1461 |
Hasn't anyone told you about mouthwash? |
1.1957 |
0.07369 |
46 |
39 |
5 |
2 |
1462 |
Can't we put this to arbitration ? |
1.1957 |
0.07369 |
46 |
39 |
5 |
2 |
1463 |
You just right-swiped the wrong damsel, dragon! |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1464 |
Ha! You weren't expecting to have to fight against a lefty, were you?! |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1465 |
SPARKY..........is that you buddy |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1466 |
Can we get this dual over with? It's really starting to drag-on. |
1.1951 |
0.08709 |
41 |
36 |
2 |
3 |
1467 |
Hey it's not my fault you forgot your lighter. |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1468 |
Bend at the knees and lunge... and smile. I SAID, SMILE! |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1469 |
Bernie vs. Trump |
1.1951 |
0.08709 |
41 |
36 |
2 |
3 |
1470 |
Look at that! Your sword matches the size of your hands! |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1471 |
You haven't watched the swordsman scene in "Raiders of the Lost Ark," have you? |
1.1951 |
0.08709 |
41 |
36 |
2 |
3 |
1472 |
Sure, eliminating gluten from your diet will have its side-effects, but your skin looks marvelous! |
1.1951 |
0.08709 |
41 |
36 |
2 |
3 |
1473 |
If you think this is futile, imagine jousting. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1474 |
Yeah, and your breath smells, too. |
1.1951 |
0.06266 |
41 |
33 |
8 |
0 |
1475 |
Ha! You call that a riposte? I could tell from your first parry that you were no foilsman! |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1476 |
I think a section of the Geneva Convention covers this. |
1.1951 |
0.06266 |
41 |
33 |
8 |
0 |
1477 |
The heartbreak of emphysema. |
1.1951 |
0.06266 |
41 |
33 |
8 |
0 |
1478 |
Next time lets play rock-paper-scissors instead. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1479 |
Being placed in the remedial sword fighting class greatly displeased Ivan. |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1480 |
Don't be so touche. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1481 |
Until you regain fire breathing capabilities, this a skill you need to master. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1482 |
Tiny hands. Little Marco. |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1483 |
Bernie, you can't win. We play by party rules. |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1484 |
Your short arms are no match for mine |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1485 |
When in Rome, fight as the Romans fight. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1486 |
The knight tricked the dragon into an unlikely cease-fire. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1487 |
Puff, Smokey, whatever. Do something about that dragon breath or I'm going to have to kill you. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1488 |
Gadzooks! Me thinks thou art not so reluctant as local hearsay. |
1.1951 |
0.06266 |
41 |
33 |
8 |
0 |
1489 |
Political establishment versus Electorate! |
1.1951 |
0.06266 |
41 |
33 |
8 |
0 |
1490 |
Times were a bit awkward before the pen became mightier than the sword. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1491 |
I'm Bernie, You're not! |
1.1951 |
0.08709 |
41 |
36 |
2 |
3 |
1492 |
Oh, stop complaining about you "alligator arms!" Do you hear me going on about my inability to breathe fire? |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1493 |
Look you need to learn sword-fighting if you want to be in the next season! |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1494 |
I really shouldn't have to go through all this; I already have enough super delegates to win. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1495 |
I'll show you who's bathroom you can't use. |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1496 |
I see you appreciate the irony of the phrase 'fight fire with fire'. |
1.1951 |
0.06266 |
41 |
33 |
8 |
0 |
1497 |
No, you're not welcome at the Round Table. |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1498 |
This CPOD is really going to kill me |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1499 |
I do remind you that this is a smoke free zone |
1.1951 |
0.06266 |
41 |
33 |
8 |
0 |
1500 |
Challenging you to a sword fight was ridiculous. I should have stuck with my natural advantages of fire, flight, and a big fast tail. |
1.1951 |
0.08709 |
41 |
36 |
2 |
3 |
1501 |
You may be Magic in the Kingdom of Colorado, but not around here. |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1502 |
I'M HOT HEADED? |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1503 |
No, it's you who is under-compensating. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1504 |
You got to pick where we had lunch. |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1505 |
Switch hands and see what happens! |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1506 |
Hah! Can't handle a lefty! |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1507 |
You should really think about switching sword arms every once in a while. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1508 |
En garde, Monsieur Puff! |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1509 |
"I realize it isn't fair that my shield gives me an advantage". |
1.1944 |
0.08746 |
36 |
31 |
3 |
2 |
1510 |
Ok Mitty, why do your mid-life crises always end so badly for me? |
1.1923 |
0.09638 |
26 |
22 |
3 |
1 |
1511 |
Fine, but only becaues it's your birthday. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
1512 |
Stop talking about the size of my hands! |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
1513 |
if you want to make it a level playing field eat jalapeños |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
1514 |
Then why are you smiling?" "Because I know something you don't know." "And what is that?" "I... am not left-handed. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
1515 |
You were too slow on the counter-parry-riposte. Again! |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
1516 |
Thou still will be condemned by bards for use of disproportionate force! |
1.1915 |
0.07836 |
47 |
41 |
3 |
3 |
1517 |
Thanks, but I gave up on smoking. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
1518 |
Behind the scenes of How to Train Your Dragon. |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
1519 |
By my troth, I will NOT bring you a shrubbery! |
1.1905 |
0.08512 |
42 |
37 |
2 |
3 |
1520 |
Live and let live? What would mythology say of me? |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
1521 |
I'm afraid to I must warn you I'm not left handed! |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
1522 |
After all that schooling, I'm still ashamed to admit the sad fact that I don't know how to use a sword. |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
1523 |
Your father fell for the beer bong, too. |
1.1905 |
0.07800 |
42 |
36 |
4 |
2 |
1524 |
You'd best be vaping. Feudal estates now operate exclusively smoke-free. |
1.1905 |
0.06133 |
42 |
34 |
8 |
0 |
1525 |
You'll just have to do the best you can. It's not MY fault you took a Tums. |
1.1905 |
0.06133 |
42 |
34 |
8 |
0 |
1526 |
These were the best swords I could find, so stop complaining. |
1.1905 |
0.07800 |
42 |
36 |
4 |
2 |
1527 |
Actually, most of what I've read says I am supposed to win. |
1.1905 |
0.06133 |
42 |
34 |
8 |
0 |
1528 |
Scissors! |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
1529 |
I wouldn't bring a 'breathing fire' to a sword fight. |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
1530 |
No. YOUR Mama. |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
1531 |
Criss-cross, applesauce! |
1.1905 |
0.07800 |
42 |
36 |
4 |
2 |
1532 |
Damn you! Remember who's the alpha here. |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
1533 |
Yeah, well Puff the Magic Dragon is gonna trash your middle age spread. |
1.1905 |
0.07800 |
42 |
36 |
4 |
2 |
1534 |
Put down your weapon and fight like a man. |
1.1905 |
0.08512 |
42 |
37 |
2 |
3 |
1535 |
Oh, there is something I should tell you. I am not left-handed either. |
1.1905 |
0.07800 |
42 |
36 |
4 |
2 |
1536 |
Didn't anyone ever tell you don't bring a knife to a firefight ? |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
1537 |
This millennium's off to a rough start |
1.1905 |
0.06133 |
42 |
34 |
8 |
0 |
1538 |
You never practiced with your left arm, did you? |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
1539 |
See? THIS is how good it feels to fight fairly! |
1.1905 |
0.06133 |
42 |
34 |
8 |
0 |
1540 |
If you can't fence any better than that, this fight will drag on all day. |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
1541 |
Rock, paper, scissors? |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
1542 |
OK, now you teach me how to breath fire and we'll be even. |
1.1905 |
0.06133 |
42 |
34 |
8 |
0 |
1543 |
Who you calling a hottie? |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
1544 |
I'm sick of these stand-in gigs! |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
1545 |
Mano a...? |
1.1905 |
0.06133 |
42 |
34 |
8 |
0 |
1546 |
St. George, by George |
1.1905 |
0.08512 |
42 |
37 |
2 |
3 |
1547 |
Have you tried taking an antacid for that heartburn? |
1.1905 |
0.07800 |
42 |
36 |
4 |
2 |
1548 |
I heard you needed some help blowing off steam |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
1549 |
Sir Dawkins used the dragon's evolutionary disadvantage against him. |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
1550 |
Why do you always get to make the rules? |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
1551 |
This is my first heavyweight fight. |
1.1905 |
0.07800 |
42 |
36 |
4 |
2 |
1552 |
Puff is miscast yet again. |
1.1905 |
0.08512 |
42 |
37 |
2 |
3 |
1553 |
The new rules have diminished the game. |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
1554 |
Face it, the future is video gaming. We are just two more victims of a disruptive technology. |
1.1905 |
0.07800 |
42 |
36 |
4 |
2 |
1555 |
If I win, you get a tattoo of me. |
1.1905 |
0.06133 |
42 |
34 |
8 |
0 |
1556 |
You are causing this duel to Drag on. |
1.1905 |
0.06133 |
42 |
34 |
8 |
0 |
1557 |
Take that to your super delegates. |
1.1905 |
0.07800 |
42 |
36 |
4 |
2 |
1558 |
See? A level playing field! |
1.1905 |
0.06133 |
42 |
34 |
8 |
0 |
1559 |
You know this is a smoke-free zone, right? |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
1560 |
Hey, we've just started foolin' around and you're already smoking? |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
1561 |
Tough break Puff- this isn't the NBA |
1.1905 |
0.07800 |
42 |
36 |
4 |
2 |
1562 |
Saint George was awarded the Bronze medal in the first Olympic fencing match |
1.1905 |
0.06133 |
42 |
34 |
8 |
0 |
1563 |
Hey! No smoking either. |
1.1905 |
0.06133 |
42 |
34 |
8 |
0 |
1564 |
Touché? You’ll soon be toast. |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
1565 |
Sorry, Puff, but since I got back I think we both know Honali ain't big enough for the two of us. |
1.1905 |
0.06133 |
42 |
34 |
8 |
0 |
1566 |
This is stupid. How 'bout if I just eat you. |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
1567 |
Stop fuming, we'll play dungeons and dragons tomorrow |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
1568 |
This seems like a much more civilized way to decide which of us will be our parties nominee |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
1569 |
No, no, no! Your footwork's atrocious! How's the princess supposed to believe you slayed me? |
1.1905 |
0.06133 |
42 |
34 |
8 |
0 |
1570 |
Please, this as a no smoking area. |
1.1905 |
0.06133 |
42 |
34 |
8 |
0 |
1571 |
Finally no more fossil fuels, on guard! |
1.1905 |
0.07800 |
42 |
36 |
4 |
2 |
1572 |
Because carbon monoxide emissions from burning dragon methane are a major cause of global warming. |
1.1905 |
0.06133 |
42 |
34 |
8 |
0 |
1573 |
This contest is rigged. |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
1574 |
Look...I understand that you're frustrated. Next time don't pick a fight after you eat ice cream. |
1.1905 |
0.06133 |
42 |
34 |
8 |
0 |
1575 |
You really need to do something about that bad breath. |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
1576 |
So what's this 'One Cool Trick' you use to win every fight? |
1.1905 |
0.07800 |
42 |
36 |
4 |
2 |
1577 |
I miss the elephant in the living room... |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
1578 |
I hate this raw food craze |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
1579 |
You should stop smoking. |
1.1905 |
0.07800 |
42 |
36 |
4 |
2 |
1580 |
I'm just asking. Do you play chess? |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
1581 |
Want to grab a bite after the show? |
1.1905 |
0.07800 |
42 |
36 |
4 |
2 |
1582 |
Wait, was I the next surprise character death, or you? |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
1583 |
Event Number Four: Medieval Decathlon |
1.1905 |
0.07800 |
42 |
36 |
4 |
2 |
1584 |
The early years of motivation programs |
1.1905 |
0.08512 |
42 |
37 |
2 |
3 |
1585 |
Hold up--that's my mobile. |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
1586 |
Sorry, but you're my tenth lesson today, so you know what part of me is dragon. |
1.1905 |
0.07800 |
42 |
36 |
4 |
2 |
1587 |
...and your mamma has dragon breath! |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
1588 |
Honestly, these no smoking polices are medieval |
1.1905 |
0.07800 |
42 |
36 |
4 |
2 |
1589 |
I'm sorry you didn't win that new Fiat, but free fencing lessons for a year is certainly nothing to sneeze at. |
1.1905 |
0.06133 |
42 |
34 |
8 |
0 |
1590 |
Dastardly dragon, if the smoking doesn't kill you, I will! |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
1591 |
Come on puff, can't we rekindle just a little of that 60s magic? |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
1592 |
Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1593 |
Nonsense! I gave you the option of bows & arrows. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1594 |
Did you have to take it literally? |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1595 |
This is what happens when dragons grow up without fathers. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1596 |
Would you like fries with me? |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
1597 |
Would you like some fries with me? |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
1598 |
I'm a super delegate, I have an advantage at determining the outcome. |
1.1892 |
0.08523 |
37 |
32 |
3 |
2 |
1599 |
Okay, now we're fighting fair. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
1600 |
We'll be the best of friends in the season 2 prequel flashbacks |
1.1875 |
0.09459 |
32 |
28 |
2 |
2 |
1601 |
A little breath mint wouldn't hurt, you know... |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
1602 |
Amazon said they'd be bigger. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
1603 |
This fight sure is dragon on |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
1604 |
Seriously? |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
1605 |
This is such a waste of my true talents. |
1.1860 |
0.06865 |
43 |
36 |
6 |
1 |
1606 |
They say vaporing can help with the mood swings |
1.1860 |
0.06005 |
43 |
35 |
8 |
0 |
1607 |
It's better for the climate. |
1.1860 |
0.07629 |
43 |
37 |
4 |
2 |
1608 |
Damn these small arms! |
1.1860 |
0.07629 |
43 |
37 |
4 |
2 |
1609 |
Next week we will do the fire-breathing contest. |
1.1860 |
0.08323 |
43 |
38 |
2 |
3 |
1610 |
Drogon had learned an important lesson: Never take an antacid before a fight. |
1.1860 |
0.06005 |
43 |
35 |
8 |
0 |
1611 |
Looks like you brought a knife to a firefight |
1.1860 |
0.06005 |
43 |
35 |
8 |
0 |
1612 |
What? You said I could choose weapons. |
1.1860 |
0.07629 |
43 |
37 |
4 |
2 |
1613 |
Uh-oh. Never bring a sword to a firefight. |
1.1860 |
0.06005 |
43 |
35 |
8 |
0 |
1614 |
I must warn you, I’m binge-watching Game of Thrones. |
1.1860 |
0.07629 |
43 |
37 |
4 |
2 |
1615 |
Ha! Run out of firepower I see! |
1.1860 |
0.06865 |
43 |
36 |
6 |
1 |
1616 |
And if they attack like this...block an parry. |
1.1860 |
0.07629 |
43 |
37 |
4 |
2 |
1617 |
You will not live to regret agreeing to a small arms duel! |
1.1860 |
0.07629 |
43 |
37 |
4 |
2 |
1618 |
Oh yeah? Well, your mamma's full of hot air too! |
1.1860 |
0.06865 |
43 |
36 |
6 |
1 |
1619 |
Aw, come on. Get into it. Spit some fire! |
1.1860 |
0.06865 |
43 |
36 |
6 |
1 |
1620 |
Listen, would you be willing to kneel as well? |
1.1860 |
0.06865 |
43 |
36 |
6 |
1 |
1621 |
You have no idea how hard it is to be a lefty. |
1.1860 |
0.07629 |
43 |
37 |
4 |
2 |
1622 |
OK, big fella - I promise - next time YOU get to choose the weapons. |
1.1860 |
0.08323 |
43 |
38 |
2 |
3 |
1623 |
My kingdom for a freakin' lozenge. |
1.1860 |
0.06865 |
43 |
36 |
6 |
1 |
1624 |
With breath like that no wonder everyone wants to slay you! |
1.1860 |
0.06865 |
43 |
36 |
6 |
1 |
1625 |
Full disclosure, my mother's cousin's brother-in-law's aunt was the Mother of Dragons, so... |
1.1860 |
0.07629 |
43 |
37 |
4 |
2 |
1626 |
Looks like somebody needs to hit the gym. |
1.1860 |
0.06865 |
43 |
36 |
6 |
1 |
1627 |
Do you mind if I use a slingshot instead? |
1.1860 |
0.06865 |
43 |
36 |
6 |
1 |
1628 |
I know something that you don't know...I'm really righthanded |
1.1860 |
0.07629 |
43 |
37 |
4 |
2 |
1629 |
Mine's a toothpick. |
1.1860 |
0.06865 |
43 |
36 |
6 |
1 |
1630 |
alright Puff - show me your magic! |
1.1860 |
0.06865 |
43 |
36 |
6 |
1 |
1631 |
Don't be so steamed. You got to choose weapons last time. |
1.1860 |
0.06865 |
43 |
36 |
6 |
1 |
1632 |
Hey! We agreed to do this left-handed. |
1.1860 |
0.06005 |
43 |
35 |
8 |
0 |
1633 |
Wait! Before we start, do you need a drink of water? |
1.1860 |
0.06865 |
43 |
36 |
6 |
1 |
1634 |
My mom said, that your mom said, you have to let me win. |
1.1860 |
0.07629 |
43 |
37 |
4 |
2 |
1635 |
Now it's your turn to "Feel the Bern"! |
1.1860 |
0.07629 |
43 |
37 |
4 |
2 |
1636 |
Fair fight? My hands are Trump size! |
1.1860 |
0.08323 |
43 |
38 |
2 |
3 |
1637 |
No posting about Game of Thrones until at least Tuesday! |
1.1860 |
0.07629 |
43 |
37 |
4 |
2 |
1638 |
My mom said I have to be home before dark. |
1.1860 |
0.07629 |
43 |
37 |
4 |
2 |
1639 |
My name's George. What's yours? |
1.1860 |
0.06865 |
43 |
36 |
6 |
1 |
1640 |
I've got to rethink becoming a knight, if this is the initiation. |
1.1860 |
0.07629 |
43 |
37 |
4 |
2 |
1641 |
C'mon . . . is that all you've got? |
1.1860 |
0.06005 |
43 |
35 |
8 |
0 |
1642 |
I read the books, so I already know that you're going to die! |
1.1860 |
0.06865 |
43 |
36 |
6 |
1 |
1643 |
One of these days, Little Jackie Paper, one of these days... |
1.1860 |
0.07629 |
43 |
37 |
4 |
2 |
1644 |
How appropriate... you wield your sword like a fire breathing dragon! |
1.1860 |
0.07629 |
43 |
37 |
4 |
2 |
1645 |
Don't you think it a bit weird that neither of our seconds showed up? |
1.1860 |
0.06865 |
43 |
36 |
6 |
1 |
1646 |
It's not the length of the sword that counts, rather the zest with which you wield it. |
1.1860 |
0.06865 |
43 |
36 |
6 |
1 |
1647 |
...99. 100. Now we switch to dueling breaths. |
1.1860 |
0.07629 |
43 |
37 |
4 |
2 |
1648 |
See? Parry, then thrust. Now you. |
1.1860 |
0.06865 |
43 |
36 |
6 |
1 |
1649 |
Huge Dino loses his temper when someone makes fun of his small hands! |
1.1860 |
0.06865 |
43 |
36 |
6 |
1 |
1650 |
No you can not have one last smoke! |
1.1860 |
0.07629 |
43 |
37 |
4 |
2 |
1651 |
There's no way I was trying to hit on your sister! |
1.1860 |
0.06865 |
43 |
36 |
6 |
1 |
1652 |
Just a few more drills and then you can go roast some hobbits. |
1.1860 |
0.06865 |
43 |
36 |
6 |
1 |
1653 |
May I ask if fire-breathing is permitted? |
1.1860 |
0.07629 |
43 |
37 |
4 |
2 |
1654 |
You have excellent form. May I ask, Harvard or Yale? |
1.1860 |
0.06865 |
43 |
36 |
6 |
1 |
1655 |
Time out! I have to adjust my tights. |
1.1860 |
0.07629 |
43 |
37 |
4 |
2 |
1656 |
"En Garde" St. George v. The Two Eyed, Two Horned, Flying, Papal People, Eater |
1.1860 |
0.07629 |
43 |
37 |
4 |
2 |
1657 |
Next, I'll teach you how to use a fork. |
1.1860 |
0.06865 |
43 |
36 |
6 |
1 |
1658 |
The rules are clear, the first two out of three with swords then we fight with fire. |
1.1842 |
0.06373 |
38 |
31 |
7 |
0 |
1659 |
I don't even get a shield? This game is rigged. |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1660 |
Little hands! Little hands! |
1.1842 |
0.08311 |
38 |
33 |
3 |
2 |
1661 |
I do him left handed. Otherwise it's over too quickly. |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1662 |
Auditioning for the dragon on Game of Thrones requires versatility . |
1.1842 |
0.09126 |
38 |
34 |
1 |
3 |
1663 |
After the sword fight, can we have a fire-breathing contest? |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1664 |
Hi, Donald, I'm Hillary! |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1665 |
Nice costume, I hope! |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1666 |
Saint George -- The Early Years |
1.1842 |
0.06373 |
38 |
31 |
7 |
0 |
1667 |
This IS my warrior one yoga pose. |
1.1842 |
0.08311 |
38 |
33 |
3 |
2 |
1668 |
I bet you can't look between your legs. |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1669 |
Get over it. No fire-breathing, new EPA standards. |
1.1842 |
0.06373 |
38 |
31 |
7 |
0 |
1670 |
Remember--we agreed you wouldn't breathe fire if I wouldn't. |
1.1842 |
0.06373 |
38 |
31 |
7 |
0 |
1671 |
It wouldn't have come down to this if my pilot light hadn't gone out. |
1.1842 |
0.08311 |
38 |
33 |
3 |
2 |
1672 |
She'll be impressed if your learn to fight like a man. |
1.1842 |
0.09126 |
38 |
34 |
1 |
3 |
1673 |
Why am I not allowed to have a shield too? |
1.1842 |
0.06373 |
38 |
31 |
7 |
0 |
1674 |
I'm not really left-handed either! |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1675 |
Swords? Really? |
1.1842 |
0.08311 |
38 |
33 |
3 |
2 |
1676 |
No, you suspend YOUR disbelief! |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1677 |
I think I hear your mom calling. |
1.1842 |
0.06373 |
38 |
31 |
7 |
0 |
1678 |
How is this training going to help me survive an asteroid? |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1679 |
It makes such a difference to wear a tank top! |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
1680 |
The dragon, distracted by the knight's request to fight with swords as equals, failed to see the diseased lung that had been catapulted at his face. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
1681 |
What's with the attitude? |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
1682 |
I've been commanded to put an end to your frolicking |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
1683 |
I ordered them from Amazon. |
1.1818 |
0.08143 |
44 |
39 |
2 |
3 |
1684 |
I can forgive you for destroying my village--but you will pay dearly for spoiling last week's Game of Thrones! |
1.1818 |
0.06818 |
33 |
27 |
6 |
0 |
1685 |
I'm assuming you don't get much practice with a sword. |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
1686 |
Gas prices are killing me. |
1.1818 |
0.07466 |
44 |
38 |
4 |
2 |
1687 |
Don't expect me to sympathize with you on your COPD. |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
1688 |
Did I say fat? No, it makes you look full figured. |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
1689 |
I was hoping maybe we could roast a few marshmallows after the match. |
1.1795 |
0.07228 |
39 |
33 |
5 |
1 |
1690 |
Remember the rules. |
1.1795 |
0.06225 |
39 |
32 |
7 |
0 |
1691 |
Tough without a thumb, eh big guy? |
1.1795 |
0.06225 |
39 |
32 |
7 |
0 |
1692 |
My name is Inigo Montoya. I am not left-handed. |
1.1795 |
0.07228 |
39 |
33 |
5 |
1 |
1693 |
Oh, Barney ... you won't see him no more! |
1.1795 |
0.07228 |
39 |
33 |
5 |
1 |
1694 |
You're jolly right. This is more fun than Dungeons & Dragons. |
1.1795 |
0.07228 |
39 |
33 |
5 |
1 |
1695 |
I up your roar with this warrior pose. Namaste. |
1.1795 |
0.07228 |
39 |
33 |
5 |
1 |
1696 |
Evas foul beast, your foot work be as lousy as your political view. |
1.1795 |
0.07228 |
39 |
33 |
5 |
1 |
1697 |
Hold on, I have a blindfold for you too. |
1.1795 |
0.08108 |
39 |
34 |
3 |
2 |
1698 |
This is a lot more interesting than tilting at windmills! |
1.1795 |
0.06225 |
39 |
32 |
7 |
0 |
1699 |
So you think slaying you is fun for me? |
1.1795 |
0.08108 |
39 |
34 |
3 |
2 |
1700 |
you sure have small hands for such a big guy. |
1.1795 |
0.06225 |
39 |
32 |
7 |
0 |
1701 |
No use in huffing. I won the coin toss. |
1.1795 |
0.07228 |
39 |
33 |
5 |
1 |
1702 |
Fine, Mom! I'll log out and do my homework. |
1.1795 |
0.08108 |
39 |
34 |
3 |
2 |
1703 |
An unfair match... I forgot my shield. |
1.1795 |
0.08108 |
39 |
34 |
3 |
2 |
1704 |
Spar-B-Q |
1.1795 |
0.06225 |
39 |
32 |
7 |
0 |
1705 |
I told you, it's harder than it looks. |
1.1795 |
0.06225 |
39 |
32 |
7 |
0 |
1706 |
If you are gonna be my right- hand dragon,you need to learn to defend yourself. |
1.1795 |
0.07228 |
39 |
33 |
5 |
1 |
1707 |
'I told you not to kiss that frog' |
1.1795 |
0.08108 |
39 |
34 |
3 |
2 |
1708 |
Oh right, you were the bloke who sat behind me in Fencing school. |
1.1795 |
0.07228 |
39 |
33 |
5 |
1 |
1709 |
Hold your fire. I'm the warm-up for the main event, St. George. |
1.1795 |
0.07228 |
39 |
33 |
5 |
1 |
1710 |
Dragon lives matter. |
1.1795 |
0.07228 |
39 |
33 |
5 |
1 |
1711 |
See? Isn't this new technology so much more useful, practical and civilized? |
1.1795 |
0.06225 |
39 |
32 |
7 |
0 |
1712 |
HBO ordered another season....so pardon my cockiness |
1.1795 |
0.07228 |
39 |
33 |
5 |
1 |
1713 |
Don't forget, I'm supposed to win. |
1.1795 |
0.07228 |
39 |
33 |
5 |
1 |
1714 |
Think of it as a teachable moment. |
1.1795 |
0.07228 |
39 |
33 |
5 |
1 |
1715 |
It didn't work this way on Game of Thrones! |
1.1795 |
0.07228 |
39 |
33 |
5 |
1 |
1716 |
It's not fair using your right hand. |
1.1795 |
0.06225 |
39 |
32 |
7 |
0 |
1717 |
Sorry, HBO cut our fire budget. |
1.1795 |
0.07228 |
39 |
33 |
5 |
1 |
1718 |
That's good but work on your thrust. |
1.1795 |
0.06225 |
39 |
32 |
7 |
0 |
1719 |
First Rule of Engagement: no fire! |
1.1795 |
0.08108 |
39 |
34 |
3 |
2 |
1720 |
How to maim your dragon. |
1.1795 |
0.07228 |
39 |
33 |
5 |
1 |
1721 |
So, no spoilers, what's the situation with your mom, is she available? |
1.1795 |
0.08902 |
39 |
35 |
1 |
3 |
1722 |
These hands are not small |
1.1795 |
0.06225 |
39 |
32 |
7 |
0 |
1723 |
What if we call it Professional Development? |
1.1795 |
0.08108 |
39 |
34 |
3 |
2 |
1724 |
Did you order the hot wings? |
1.1795 |
0.08108 |
39 |
34 |
3 |
2 |
1725 |
You never reach for the check. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1726 |
Oh come on, at least look like you're trying. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1727 |
You'll never defeat me with those tiny hands. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
1728 |
Face facts my friend --Your wings and arms have atrophied; your fire is gone. How else are you going to strike terror into hearts? |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
1729 |
This playing field still isn't level. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1730 |
Though you're long on fiery combativeness, it's short arms that will bring about your extinction! |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
1731 |
For what it's worth, my full quote was that I'd slay those draggin' my name through the mud. |
1.1765 |
0.08927 |
34 |
30 |
2 |
2 |
1732 |
I can't believe I agreed to hold my fire. |
1.1765 |
0.07865 |
34 |
29 |
4 |
1 |
1733 |
New emission standards hit the battle field. |
1.1765 |
0.07865 |
34 |
29 |
4 |
1 |
1734 |
I see you forgot your nicotine gum again. |
1.1750 |
0.07916 |
40 |
35 |
3 |
2 |
1735 |
What do you say we skip the fire round? |
1.1750 |
0.07060 |
40 |
34 |
5 |
1 |
1736 |
It's not rigged. These are the rules. |
1.1750 |
0.06084 |
40 |
33 |
7 |
0 |
1737 |
Relax, sword play can be the best part! |
1.1750 |
0.07060 |
40 |
34 |
5 |
1 |
1738 |
Ok, once more, and we’ll take a break. This time, keep your wings behind you, and don’t let your opponent make you mad. |
1.1750 |
0.07060 |
40 |
34 |
5 |
1 |
1739 |
I'll show you what my 'little hands' can do. |
1.1750 |
0.07060 |
40 |
34 |
5 |
1 |
1740 |
Someday Joseph Campbell will write of this--win or lose. |
1.1750 |
0.07916 |
40 |
35 |
3 |
2 |
1741 |
You're my new low cost exercise program. |
1.1750 |
0.07060 |
40 |
34 |
5 |
1 |
1742 |
I said, no smoking! |
1.1750 |
0.06084 |
40 |
33 |
7 |
0 |
1743 |
I said "thrust," not "parry!" Let's think of another weapon you might be able to use. |
1.1750 |
0.07916 |
40 |
35 |
3 |
2 |
1744 |
If it was my challenge you could have chosen flamethrowers, but you challenged, I selected too short swords. |
1.1750 |
0.06084 |
40 |
33 |
7 |
0 |
1745 |
Just wait. We agreed flame-throwing comes after the sword fight. |
1.1750 |
0.06084 |
40 |
33 |
7 |
0 |
1746 |
No, it's your turn to play the dragon. |
1.1750 |
0.07060 |
40 |
34 |
5 |
1 |
1747 |
You challenged me. |
1.1750 |
0.07916 |
40 |
35 |
3 |
2 |
1748 |
You wanted to join the EU, so you have to play by the rules |
1.1750 |
0.07916 |
40 |
35 |
3 |
2 |
1749 |
Now all we need are marshmallows, chocolate and graham crackers and we've got s'mores! |
1.1750 |
0.07060 |
40 |
34 |
5 |
1 |
1750 |
George couldn't come today. |
1.1750 |
0.07060 |
40 |
34 |
5 |
1 |
1751 |
Ok, big shot, let's see you fight like a man. |
1.1750 |
0.07916 |
40 |
35 |
3 |
2 |
1752 |
After this, I'll teach you "Rock, Paper, Scissors." |
1.1750 |
0.07916 |
40 |
35 |
3 |
2 |
1753 |
Sure, where was that long arm when the check came? |
1.1750 |
0.06084 |
40 |
33 |
7 |
0 |
1754 |
Sword play is more fun than spitting fire BECAUSE you're reducing your carbon foot print! |
1.1750 |
0.06084 |
40 |
33 |
7 |
0 |
1755 |
I promise this will help with you improve your balance and focus. |
1.1750 |
0.07916 |
40 |
35 |
3 |
2 |
1756 |
But it's much more fun to play with your food than eat it! |
1.1750 |
0.07060 |
40 |
34 |
5 |
1 |
1757 |
This is why you win in the regular season - home field advantage means swords, not fire. |
1.1750 |
0.07916 |
40 |
35 |
3 |
2 |
1758 |
Call me 'Little Jackie Paper' one more time, sir, and I will run you through! |
1.1750 |
0.07916 |
40 |
35 |
3 |
2 |
1759 |
That's right---I'm the long arm of the law. |
1.1750 |
0.07060 |
40 |
34 |
5 |
1 |
1760 |
We both have swords. Therefore, it's a fair fight. |
1.1750 |
0.06084 |
40 |
33 |
7 |
0 |
1761 |
There must be an easier way to make a living ? |
1.1750 |
0.07060 |
40 |
34 |
5 |
1 |
1762 |
Swords only, no fire. |
1.1750 |
0.07916 |
40 |
35 |
3 |
2 |
1763 |
See? I told you it was more fun to fight fair! |
1.1750 |
0.07060 |
40 |
34 |
5 |
1 |
1764 |
Prepare to be skewered and broiled, little man. |
1.1750 |
0.07916 |
40 |
35 |
3 |
2 |
1765 |
I meant it as a compliment--where I come from, everyone has one arm shorter than the other! |
1.1750 |
0.07060 |
40 |
34 |
5 |
1 |
1766 |
Ok, now you say, 'Dragon who'? |
1.1750 |
0.07060 |
40 |
34 |
5 |
1 |
1767 |
Why do I have have to fight by YOUR rules, George? |
1.1750 |
0.06084 |
40 |
33 |
7 |
0 |
1768 |
Mom always said the fencing lessons would pay off. |
1.1750 |
0.07060 |
40 |
34 |
5 |
1 |
1769 |
I'm ready for a smoke break. |
1.1750 |
0.07916 |
40 |
35 |
3 |
2 |
1770 |
Did I mention I'm a close personal friend of Puff? |
1.1750 |
0.07916 |
40 |
35 |
3 |
2 |
1771 |
Don't whine. You chose to duel, my choice of weapons! |
1.1750 |
0.07060 |
40 |
34 |
5 |
1 |
1772 |
I hate it when my pilot light goes out! |
1.1750 |
0.06084 |
40 |
33 |
7 |
0 |
1773 |
Just wait until I get back my old spark. |
1.1750 |
0.07916 |
40 |
35 |
3 |
2 |
1774 |
This is the last time I trust the choice of weapons to Rock-Paper-Scissors. |
1.1750 |
0.07060 |
40 |
34 |
5 |
1 |
1775 |
That's it! Keep the tip up! You'll never be able to defend yourself if you don't learn how to use a sword. |
1.1750 |
0.06084 |
40 |
33 |
7 |
0 |
1776 |
So I guess, fire breathing was an urban legend. |
1.1750 |
0.07916 |
40 |
35 |
3 |
2 |
1777 |
What's the matter? Never fought a southpaw? |
1.1750 |
0.06084 |
40 |
33 |
7 |
0 |
1778 |
Not so tough when your flame burns out, huh?! |
1.1750 |
0.06084 |
40 |
33 |
7 |
0 |
1779 |
How about it, best 2 out of 3? |
1.1750 |
0.06084 |
40 |
33 |
7 |
0 |
1780 |
This is only one upside of having opposable thumbs! |
1.1750 |
0.07060 |
40 |
34 |
5 |
1 |
1781 |
It's on, dragon breath! |
1.1750 |
0.07060 |
40 |
34 |
5 |
1 |
1782 |
Don't worry you will still get a participation trophy after I slay you |
1.1750 |
0.06084 |
40 |
33 |
7 |
0 |
1783 |
Okay so you're better with a sword. Let's try breathing fire next. |
1.1750 |
0.06084 |
40 |
33 |
7 |
0 |
1784 |
Isn't this more gratifying than that fire-breathing thing. |
1.1750 |
0.07060 |
40 |
34 |
5 |
1 |
1785 |
...But Sire , you chose the weapons ! |
1.1750 |
0.07916 |
40 |
35 |
3 |
2 |
1786 |
Well done! Now you teach me how to breathe fire. |
1.1750 |
0.07060 |
40 |
34 |
5 |
1 |
1787 |
You know, they're going to cut our scene from 'Game of Thrones'. |
1.1750 |
0.07916 |
40 |
35 |
3 |
2 |
1788 |
Just so you know, I do have Plan B |
1.1750 |
0.07916 |
40 |
35 |
3 |
2 |
1789 |
What did you expect .... a slingshot? |
1.1750 |
0.06084 |
40 |
33 |
7 |
0 |
1790 |
Feeling your Wheaties, Buster? |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
1791 |
One too many puffs, magic dragon! |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
1792 |
Do you want a shield? |
1.1714 |
0.06463 |
35 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1793 |
Didn't you see the 'No Vaping' sign?" |
1.1707 |
0.06899 |
41 |
35 |
5 |
1 |
1794 |
On guard.... Puff The Magic Dragon! |
1.1707 |
0.07732 |
41 |
36 |
3 |
2 |
1795 |
I'm an ENT specialist. Let me take a look at that throat. |
1.1707 |
0.07732 |
41 |
36 |
3 |
2 |
1796 |
Would you consider being a frenemy? |
1.1707 |
0.05949 |
41 |
34 |
7 |
0 |
1797 |
DreamWorks how not to train your dragon. |
1.1707 |
0.06899 |
41 |
35 |
5 |
1 |
1798 |
Puff, make our fight look real. I want to impress the maiden watching us. |
1.1707 |
0.06899 |
41 |
35 |
5 |
1 |
1799 |
Draconian measures may not be in the public interest... |
1.1707 |
0.06899 |
41 |
35 |
5 |
1 |
1800 |
Haha, you Dragons always fall for the pick your weapon trick! |
1.1707 |
0.05949 |
41 |
34 |
7 |
0 |
1801 |
Next time, I pick the weapon! |
1.1707 |
0.07732 |
41 |
36 |
3 |
2 |
1802 |
Dude! Time to party like it's 1599! |
1.1707 |
0.05949 |
41 |
34 |
7 |
0 |
1803 |
THE TUMS I SLIPPED INTO HIS LAST KILL SEEM TO BE WORKING |
1.1707 |
0.05949 |
41 |
34 |
7 |
0 |
1804 |
Everything's a negotiation. |
1.1707 |
0.05949 |
41 |
34 |
7 |
0 |
1805 |
Hey, that's not fair.....you have a shield! |
1.1707 |
0.05949 |
41 |
34 |
7 |
0 |
1806 |
What, already huffing? You really need to get in shape! |
1.1707 |
0.05949 |
41 |
34 |
7 |
0 |
1807 |
Explain to me again why I have to play by YOUR rules? |
1.1707 |
0.06899 |
41 |
35 |
5 |
1 |
1808 |
No, I didn't say your eggs stink. I expressed surprise because I thought you were extinct. |
1.1707 |
0.07732 |
41 |
36 |
3 |
2 |
1809 |
Maybe a little spark will relight your fire. |
1.1707 |
0.06899 |
41 |
35 |
5 |
1 |
1810 |
Silly Dragon, your nose hair is on fire |
1.1707 |
0.05949 |
41 |
34 |
7 |
0 |
1811 |
You're the one they call Lefty? |
1.1707 |
0.05949 |
41 |
34 |
7 |
0 |
1812 |
Oh stop whining! I won the coin toss fair & square. |
1.1707 |
0.05949 |
41 |
34 |
7 |
0 |
1813 |
So What, you lost the toss and I chose the weapons. |
1.1707 |
0.05949 |
41 |
34 |
7 |
0 |
1814 |
Hey, no fire breathing! This is a zero-emission dragon slaying. |
1.1707 |
0.07732 |
41 |
36 |
3 |
2 |
1815 |
Are you mocking me with your rapier wit? |
1.1707 |
0.05949 |
41 |
34 |
7 |
0 |
1816 |
Okay. Next round, you get to breathe fire while I blow my nose without a hankie. |
1.1707 |
0.06899 |
41 |
35 |
5 |
1 |
1817 |
Do we have to do this every Sunday? Can't we just watch Game of Thrones instead? |
1.1707 |
0.06899 |
41 |
35 |
5 |
1 |
1818 |
And after this, I'm invited to the royal barbecue! |
1.1707 |
0.05949 |
41 |
34 |
7 |
0 |
1819 |
Quit bellyaching. I could have chosen tilting. |
1.1707 |
0.05949 |
41 |
34 |
7 |
0 |
1820 |
Small hands? |
1.1707 |
0.06899 |
41 |
35 |
5 |
1 |
1821 |
It's a good thing that I don't believe in myths! |
1.1707 |
0.06899 |
41 |
35 |
5 |
1 |
1822 |
Stop complaining, you should have picked heads. |
1.1707 |
0.05949 |
41 |
34 |
7 |
0 |
1823 |
Round One (Steel) was a push. Round Two (Fire) proved a rout. |
1.1707 |
0.07732 |
41 |
36 |
3 |
2 |
1824 |
I'm glad you're aware of your bad breath. |
1.1707 |
0.07732 |
41 |
36 |
3 |
2 |
1825 |
When we are done with your lesson you're teaching me to breath fire, right? |
1.1707 |
0.05949 |
41 |
34 |
7 |
0 |
1826 |
Why, oh why, do I fall for that bargain basement brand lighter fluid every time? |
1.1707 |
0.06899 |
41 |
35 |
5 |
1 |
1827 |
en garde! we enforce our no smoking rules in this kingdom |
1.1707 |
0.06899 |
41 |
35 |
5 |
1 |
1828 |
And my name is Inigo Montoya too! |
1.1707 |
0.05949 |
41 |
34 |
7 |
0 |
1829 |
"Tis but a scratch! |
1.1707 |
0.07732 |
41 |
36 |
3 |
2 |
1830 |
Hey, no fair evolving both wings and opposable thumbs! |
1.1707 |
0.06899 |
41 |
35 |
5 |
1 |
1831 |
Thank you for smoking. |
1.1707 |
0.06899 |
41 |
35 |
5 |
1 |
1832 |
Just don't smoke. |
1.1707 |
0.05949 |
41 |
34 |
7 |
0 |
1833 |
You win. I'll put the toilet seat down from now on. |
1.1707 |
0.07732 |
41 |
36 |
3 |
2 |
1834 |
You know we have a zero tolerance for pollution! |
1.1707 |
0.05949 |
41 |
34 |
7 |
0 |
1835 |
Seriously, how do you do anything with those teeny tiny arms?! |
1.1707 |
0.06899 |
41 |
35 |
5 |
1 |
1836 |
No, we agreed that I could date Helen, and you would take the princess. |
1.1707 |
0.07732 |
41 |
36 |
3 |
2 |
1837 |
Sure! Now everybody thinks they're St. George! |
1.1707 |
0.05949 |
41 |
34 |
7 |
0 |
1838 |
Remember: No smoking during the engagement. |
1.1707 |
0.06899 |
41 |
35 |
5 |
1 |
1839 |
You really should cut out the spicy food. |
1.1707 |
0.06899 |
41 |
35 |
5 |
1 |
1840 |
Bernie Sanders shows pictures of more "rigged" competitions. |
1.1707 |
0.06899 |
41 |
35 |
5 |
1 |
1841 |
Man, you must have a lousy agent. |
1.1707 |
0.06899 |
41 |
35 |
5 |
1 |
1842 |
They call me David |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1843 |
Did you ever hear the one about, the enemy of my enemy is my friend? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1844 |
Since I have to use my left hand, then you do too! |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1845 |
I slay you this time and you breath fire on me next time. |
1.1692 |
0.05174 |
65 |
55 |
9 |
1 |
1846 |
Why did I agree to nothing above the neck and no fire breathing? |
1.1667 |
0.07557 |
42 |
37 |
3 |
2 |
1847 |
Resorting to a sword? I see my antacids have put out your fire! |
1.1667 |
0.07557 |
42 |
37 |
3 |
2 |
1848 |
Let's put history behind us. |
1.1667 |
0.06745 |
42 |
36 |
5 |
1 |
1849 |
Even if you win, nobody's going to believe you except children and my Aunt Bertie. |
1.1667 |
0.06745 |
42 |
36 |
5 |
1 |
1850 |
Marriage counseling would have been easier. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1851 |
You're right, Puff, this is tons more fun than playing it online! |
1.1667 |
0.05820 |
42 |
35 |
7 |
0 |
1852 |
George, you killed my father. Prepare to die! |
1.1667 |
0.07557 |
42 |
37 |
3 |
2 |
1853 |
Are you mocking me? |
1.1667 |
0.06745 |
42 |
36 |
5 |
1 |
1854 |
Secondhand smoke had strong opponents in Middle-Earth. |
1.1667 |
0.06876 |
48 |
42 |
4 |
2 |
1855 |
You can puff all you want to. You're no magic dragon. |
1.1667 |
0.09829 |
24 |
21 |
2 |
1 |
1856 |
Don't you know you shouldn't smoke? |
1.1667 |
0.05119 |
54 |
45 |
9 |
0 |
1857 |
I think you need a snickers |
1.1667 |
0.05820 |
42 |
35 |
7 |
0 |
1858 |
Don't make any assumptions about my small hands! |
1.1667 |
0.06745 |
42 |
36 |
5 |
1 |
1859 |
It's only fair this way, not all of us can breath fire. |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1860 |
Hey, Big Guy, you need to go to Anger Management |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1861 |
The Donald and The RNC |
1.1667 |
0.07557 |
42 |
37 |
3 |
2 |
1862 |
Hold your fire! You agreed to parry first. |
1.1667 |
0.06745 |
42 |
36 |
5 |
1 |
1863 |
Next week I'll bring my flame thrower. |
1.1667 |
0.07557 |
42 |
37 |
3 |
2 |
1864 |
No, Sir Marco. What do they say about dragons who have small hands? |
1.1667 |
0.05820 |
42 |
35 |
7 |
0 |
1865 |
You challenged. The choice of weapon is mine. |
1.1667 |
0.05820 |
42 |
35 |
7 |
0 |
1866 |
George, you're toast if I get this fire going again |
1.1667 |
0.06745 |
42 |
36 |
5 |
1 |
1867 |
I think you still have the advantage! |
1.1667 |
0.05820 |
42 |
35 |
7 |
0 |
1868 |
This isn't fair! You breathe fire and carry a sword.! |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1869 |
You lost the shirts and skins coin toss too. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1870 |
Game of Thrones...Final Season 12... Episode 10...Last Scene |
1.1667 |
0.06745 |
42 |
36 |
5 |
1 |
1871 |
I'm tired. You go light the charcoal, I'll get the burgers. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1872 |
Johnny Paper returned with new games. |
1.1667 |
0.06745 |
42 |
36 |
5 |
1 |
1873 |
Those new air pollution regulations have made these contests more even. |
1.1667 |
0.05820 |
42 |
35 |
7 |
0 |
1874 |
I should've known your sword would be so small. You have Trump hands! |
1.1667 |
0.06745 |
42 |
36 |
5 |
1 |
1875 |
Not sorry about your sore throat . |
1.1667 |
0.07557 |
42 |
37 |
3 |
2 |
1876 |
Face it, Puff. Honnah Lee ain't big enough for the both of us! |
1.1667 |
0.08419 |
30 |
26 |
3 |
1 |
1877 |
Hey, it's not my fault you're coming up shorthanded |
1.1667 |
0.06745 |
42 |
36 |
5 |
1 |
1878 |
Of course the challenged party gets choice of weapons. Everybody knows that! |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1879 |
Okay, 15 minutes sword fight then 15 minute fire-breathing fight. Deal? |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1880 |
Show some imagination! |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1881 |
George had seemingly persuaded the still smouldering dragon that breathing flame was both unsporting and environmentally unsustainable. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1882 |
They TOLD me this would all be CGI.... |
1.1667 |
0.05820 |
42 |
35 |
7 |
0 |
1883 |
You're remarkably cooperative regarding choice of weapons. |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1884 |
Why must every idiot with helmet, sword, shield, and mail armor think he is Beowulf? |
1.1667 |
0.07557 |
42 |
37 |
3 |
2 |
1885 |
I simply asked if you had a light. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1886 |
Remember, this is just practice, so don't sneeze!! |
1.1667 |
0.06745 |
42 |
36 |
5 |
1 |
1887 |
I told you this is a no-smoking zone. |
1.1667 |
0.06745 |
42 |
36 |
5 |
1 |
1888 |
I'm trying to give you an equal opportunity here! |
1.1667 |
0.07557 |
42 |
37 |
3 |
2 |
1889 |
Maybe if you did Crossfit you could become a real firebreather. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1890 |
But the scouting report had you listed as a right-hander. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1891 |
Oh Dragon, you might fly and breathe fire—but your hands, my word, they are smaller than those of even Donald Trump! |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1892 |
I fight hard, but I fight fair |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1893 |
Another day, another bully with very, very small hands to take down |
1.1628 |
0.08104 |
43 |
39 |
1 |
3 |
1894 |
Blast these new rules of engagement! |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1895 |
I'm so glad this is a sword fight to the death and not a magical fire breath fight to the death. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1896 |
I sense you are ready to fire your primary weapon. |
1.1622 |
0.07263 |
37 |
32 |
4 |
1 |
1897 |
Then we tap to the swords like this and we begin. |
1.1622 |
0.07263 |
37 |
32 |
4 |
1 |
1898 |
Remember the ground rules. No biting or stomping. |
1.1622 |
0.07263 |
37 |
32 |
4 |
1 |
1899 |
This is boring. Let's go back to painted wings and giant strings. |
1.1622 |
0.06143 |
37 |
31 |
6 |
0 |
1900 |
I used to smoke, but I quit because it irritated my throat. |
1.1622 |
0.06143 |
37 |
31 |
6 |
0 |
1901 |
You have to admit, this is a much more civilized way to kill. |
1.1622 |
0.07263 |
37 |
32 |
4 |
1 |
1902 |
This is much better for the environment than belching a lot of fire and smoke! |
1.1622 |
0.06143 |
37 |
31 |
6 |
0 |
1903 |
I'm holding my own in fencing, but I'm not sure about the wrestling event tomorrow. |
1.1622 |
0.07263 |
37 |
32 |
4 |
1 |
1904 |
Can we try negotiating one more time? |
1.1622 |
0.06143 |
37 |
31 |
6 |
0 |
1905 |
My kingdom did not cause hay fever just to annoy you. |
1.1622 |
0.07263 |
37 |
32 |
4 |
1 |
1906 |
I hope this armor is flame-retardant. |
1.1622 |
0.07263 |
37 |
32 |
4 |
1 |
1907 |
On the playing fields of Eton? Some kind of Affirmative Action Program, eh? |
1.1622 |
0.07263 |
37 |
32 |
4 |
1 |
1908 |
Oh be a good sport - you can choose the next game we play. |
1.1622 |
0.06143 |
37 |
31 |
6 |
0 |
1909 |
I'm only doing this for a book deal. |
1.1622 |
0.07263 |
37 |
32 |
4 |
1 |
1910 |
My name is Pierce and you are Inflatable! |
1.1622 |
0.08232 |
37 |
33 |
2 |
2 |
1911 |
This would be easier with longer arms. And pants. |
1.1622 |
0.08232 |
37 |
33 |
2 |
2 |
1912 |
You need to work more on your form. |
1.1622 |
0.06143 |
37 |
31 |
6 |
0 |
1913 |
I don't suppose a belly rub would help? |
1.1600 |
0.09452 |
25 |
22 |
2 |
1 |
1914 |
Now i know what they mean about dragon breathe. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1915 |
These self-restraint workshops are killing me. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
1916 |
Hold the sword ... Hold the sword ... Hold sword .. Hold sword ... Hol ord ... HORD ... HORD ... HORD |
1.1591 |
0.07229 |
44 |
39 |
3 |
2 |
1917 |
This job used to be fun before they made me sign the "no charbroiling" clause. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1918 |
I could use a little help here,Mario. |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1919 |
Damn, he's a lefty, I'll have to burn him. |
1.1579 |
0.08024 |
38 |
34 |
2 |
2 |
1920 |
Stay away from those habaneros. |
1.1579 |
0.08024 |
38 |
34 |
2 |
2 |
1921 |
So you have a sword, too. So what? My arms are waaaay longer than yours. |
1.1579 |
0.07082 |
38 |
33 |
4 |
1 |
1922 |
I thought this was a role-playing game. |
1.1579 |
0.07082 |
38 |
33 |
4 |
1 |
1923 |
I think your cocktail pick is missing an olive. |
1.1579 |
0.07082 |
38 |
33 |
4 |
1 |
1924 |
Next time we're playing street rules. |
1.1579 |
0.05995 |
38 |
32 |
6 |
0 |
1925 |
Ready for a smoking break? |
1.1579 |
0.08024 |
38 |
34 |
2 |
2 |
1926 |
Beware, foul dragon. This scene was scripted by Disney. |
1.1579 |
0.08024 |
38 |
34 |
2 |
2 |
1927 |
Listen, I won the coin toss, so it's swords. We'll do it your way next time. |
1.1579 |
0.07082 |
38 |
33 |
4 |
1 |
1928 |
I scored a hit. You scored a myth. |
1.1579 |
0.05995 |
38 |
32 |
6 |
0 |
1929 |
This knoll isn't big enough for both of us! |
1.1579 |
0.05995 |
38 |
32 |
6 |
0 |
1930 |
Oh Yeah, I can beat you with my left hand. |
1.1579 |
0.07082 |
38 |
33 |
4 |
1 |
1931 |
Listen Dragon, I don't wanna fight, I just want my Vape Pen back. |
1.1579 |
0.05995 |
38 |
32 |
6 |
0 |
1932 |
How many times do I have to tell you - NO SMOKING within 30 feet of the castle!!! |
1.1579 |
0.05995 |
38 |
32 |
6 |
0 |
1933 |
Didn't you read the sign? This is a no-smoking zone! |
1.1579 |
0.05995 |
38 |
32 |
6 |
0 |
1934 |
" I didn't know we were fencing in costumes"! |
1.1579 |
0.07082 |
38 |
33 |
4 |
1 |
1935 |
Remember, this is just a scrimmage. |
1.1579 |
0.05995 |
38 |
32 |
6 |
0 |
1936 |
Some upper-body workouts might help. |
1.1579 |
0.07082 |
38 |
33 |
4 |
1 |
1937 |
There was no budget for dragon fire this year. |
1.1579 |
0.07082 |
38 |
33 |
4 |
1 |
1938 |
NOW do you understand what I go through? |
1.1579 |
0.05995 |
38 |
32 |
6 |
0 |
1939 |
Sorry, my wife insists on dragon for dinner. |
1.1579 |
0.07082 |
38 |
33 |
4 |
1 |
1940 |
If I lose, please see that I'm cremated and my ashes are scattered across the kingdom. |
1.1579 |
0.07082 |
38 |
33 |
4 |
1 |
1941 |
I should have skipped the swimming class today. |
1.1579 |
0.07082 |
38 |
33 |
4 |
1 |
1942 |
Tomorrow we play my way. |
1.1579 |
0.07082 |
38 |
33 |
4 |
1 |
1943 |
Next time I'll let YOU choose weapons. |
1.1579 |
0.05995 |
38 |
32 |
6 |
0 |
1944 |
On second thought, your wife is a beautiful creature. |
1.1579 |
0.05995 |
38 |
32 |
6 |
0 |
1945 |
Don't puff with me! |
1.1579 |
0.08024 |
38 |
34 |
2 |
2 |
1946 |
Next time will not be in a No Fire Zone. |
1.1579 |
0.08024 |
38 |
34 |
2 |
2 |
1947 |
This is how the Dinosword became extinct. |
1.1579 |
0.05995 |
38 |
32 |
6 |
0 |
1948 |
Not entering you in the Macy's Day Parade was not my idea. |
1.1579 |
0.05995 |
38 |
32 |
6 |
0 |
1949 |
Is it my dexterity or my ambidextarity that frustrates you? Go ahead and blow off a little steam. |
1.1579 |
0.07082 |
38 |
33 |
4 |
1 |
1950 |
Quit complaining, Puff the Moody Dragon... |
1.1579 |
0.05995 |
38 |
32 |
6 |
0 |
1951 |
Nice try, but you know how this is going to end. |
1.1579 |
0.07082 |
38 |
33 |
4 |
1 |
1952 |
I'll let you win if you refrain from breathing fire on me. |
1.1579 |
0.07082 |
38 |
33 |
4 |
1 |
1953 |
Are you sure this is how they do it on Game Of Thrones? |
1.1579 |
0.08024 |
38 |
34 |
2 |
2 |
1954 |
This Jackie Paper turned out to be a real brat! |
1.1579 |
0.07082 |
38 |
33 |
4 |
1 |
1955 |
If we work together, we could make shish kebob. |
1.1579 |
0.05995 |
38 |
32 |
6 |
0 |
1956 |
No, no, keep your weight on the BACK foot. |
1.1579 |
0.07082 |
38 |
33 |
4 |
1 |
1957 |
Hey, you were the one who didn't want to be typecast anymore. 'I want to extend my range,' you said. |
1.1579 |
0.08024 |
38 |
34 |
2 |
2 |
1958 |
You'll be free once I trump this monster, Melania! |
1.1579 |
0.08024 |
38 |
34 |
2 |
2 |
1959 |
Quit complaining, both our cores could use the workout! |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1960 |
Remember, we agreed that who wins the coin toss gets to choose choice of weapon. I won, so stop sulking. |
1.1562 |
0.06521 |
32 |
27 |
5 |
0 |
1961 |
You should be in Colorado |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1962 |
You must share your bathroom! |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1963 |
What you do'nt know is I am not left handed! |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
1964 |
C'mon get into it Larry! You know this will help with your mood issues. |
1.1538 |
0.06910 |
39 |
34 |
4 |
1 |
1965 |
Are you feeling the burn yet? |
1.1538 |
0.06910 |
39 |
34 |
4 |
1 |
1966 |
By George, they will make me a saint. |
1.1538 |
0.05853 |
39 |
33 |
6 |
0 |
1967 |
"This sword fight is Really dragon on"... |
1.1538 |
0.06910 |
39 |
34 |
4 |
1 |
1968 |
I knew Ser Jorah Mormont and you, sir, are no Jorah Mormont. |
1.1538 |
0.06910 |
39 |
34 |
4 |
1 |
1969 |
Harvard, class of 307 -- and you? |
1.1538 |
0.06910 |
39 |
34 |
4 |
1 |
1970 |
Sorry Gwendahl, but your little hands give you away. |
1.1538 |
0.05853 |
39 |
33 |
6 |
0 |
1971 |
Lesson learned: Don't bring a sword to a dragon fight! |
1.1538 |
0.05853 |
39 |
33 |
6 |
0 |
1972 |
Mommy doesn't have time for this right now! |
1.1538 |
0.08645 |
39 |
36 |
0 |
3 |
1973 |
I'll see your 'en garde!' and raise you a touche! |
1.1538 |
0.06910 |
39 |
34 |
4 |
1 |
1974 |
This Cosplay thing has gone too far. |
1.1538 |
0.06910 |
39 |
34 |
4 |
1 |
1975 |
You should have gone with pistols at twenty paces. |
1.1538 |
0.07826 |
39 |
35 |
2 |
2 |
1976 |
Look, we flipped for choice of weapons and I won. Swords, not fire. |
1.1538 |
0.05853 |
39 |
33 |
6 |
0 |
1977 |
I didn't say you'd make haste like a chicken. I said you'd probably taste like chicken. |
1.1538 |
0.07826 |
39 |
35 |
2 |
2 |
1978 |
Don't look so gruff. At a distance no one can tell their wooden. |
1.1538 |
0.07826 |
39 |
35 |
2 |
2 |
1979 |
I'm relieved my lawyer contacted you yesterday. |
1.1538 |
0.07826 |
39 |
35 |
2 |
2 |
1980 |
Fair is fair. I can't breathe fire or fly, and your arms are about as long as mine. |
1.1538 |
0.06910 |
39 |
34 |
4 |
1 |
1981 |
I'm mostly doing this to prove to myself that I can win without resorting to fire-breathing. |
1.1538 |
0.05853 |
39 |
33 |
6 |
0 |
1982 |
C’mon, fight! Let’s see that fire in your belly. |
1.1538 |
0.06910 |
39 |
34 |
4 |
1 |
1983 |
But you have such tiny hands! |
1.1538 |
0.06910 |
39 |
34 |
4 |
1 |
1984 |
Fine, next time I won't tell you that horizontal stripes are unflattering. |
1.1538 |
0.07826 |
39 |
35 |
2 |
2 |
1985 |
Got any bigger friends? |
1.1538 |
0.07826 |
39 |
35 |
2 |
2 |
1986 |
Unless that footwork improves, someone won't be getting his giant marshmallows tonight! |
1.1538 |
0.05853 |
39 |
33 |
6 |
0 |
1987 |
Use of fire shall result in a loss of point |
1.1538 |
0.05853 |
39 |
33 |
6 |
0 |
1988 |
I'm not just fighting for my life. I know you like to smoke before sex. |
1.1538 |
0.07826 |
39 |
35 |
2 |
2 |
1989 |
This whole leveling the playing field has gone too far. |
1.1538 |
0.06910 |
39 |
34 |
4 |
1 |
1990 |
I heard your 3 boys got jobs over at HBO? |
1.1538 |
0.05853 |
39 |
33 |
6 |
0 |
1991 |
I can't believe they paired us together. No shoes, no helmet, no shield! I said thrust!! |
1.1538 |
0.06910 |
39 |
34 |
4 |
1 |
1992 |
Not so tough in a fair fight, are you? |
1.1538 |
0.05853 |
39 |
33 |
6 |
0 |
1993 |
And what's more, the Human Rights Commissioner says you so much as breathe on me and we're both toast. |
1.1538 |
0.07826 |
39 |
35 |
2 |
2 |
1994 |
"I can't figure out why you're still here and I'm extinct". |
1.1538 |
0.05853 |
39 |
33 |
6 |
0 |
1995 |
You shouldn't have eaten Jackie Paper, Puff! |
1.1538 |
0.05853 |
39 |
33 |
6 |
0 |
1996 |
If you ever want to win, Drago, you will need to learn to fight like a man. |
1.1538 |
0.07826 |
39 |
35 |
2 |
2 |
1997 |
By George, let's do it. |
1.1538 |
0.06910 |
39 |
34 |
4 |
1 |
1998 |
This is your last chance for mediation before I get angry! |
1.1538 |
0.07826 |
39 |
35 |
2 |
2 |
1999 |
I will vanquish you like Lyin' Ted and Low Energy Jeb. |
1.1538 |
0.08645 |
39 |
36 |
0 |
3 |
2000 |
I should have chosen 'breathing fire.' |
1.1538 |
0.07826 |
39 |
35 |
2 |
2 |
2001 |
I can't believe she even agreed to pose on your shield! |
1.1538 |
0.05853 |
39 |
33 |
6 |
0 |
2002 |
Smokers Die First! |
1.1538 |
0.06910 |
39 |
34 |
4 |
1 |
2003 |
"Game of Thrones" extras let off steam between takes. |
1.1538 |
0.05853 |
39 |
33 |
6 |
0 |
2004 |
ok little man. Next game I pick the weapon. |
1.1538 |
0.05853 |
39 |
33 |
6 |
0 |
2005 |
Live by the sword die by the sword..blah blah blah. Wait till the page is turned |
1.1538 |
0.06910 |
39 |
34 |
4 |
1 |
2006 |
I see you are trying to give up smoking. |
1.1538 |
0.06910 |
39 |
34 |
4 |
1 |
2007 |
Since when do dragons have to play fair. |
1.1538 |
0.05853 |
39 |
33 |
6 |
0 |
2008 |
No, no, no... en garde position. Back and torso straight. |
1.1538 |
0.06910 |
39 |
34 |
4 |
1 |
2009 |
For the last time...I win the coin toss, we fight on MY terms. |
1.1538 |
0.06910 |
39 |
34 |
4 |
1 |
2010 |
You are toast, my lord! |
1.1538 |
0.06910 |
39 |
34 |
4 |
1 |
2011 |
You're still the favorite in the swimsuit competition. |
1.1538 |
0.06910 |
39 |
34 |
4 |
1 |
2012 |
'Dragon's Breath'. I was referring to a variety of plant not you! |
1.1538 |
0.06910 |
39 |
34 |
4 |
1 |
2013 |
8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3... |
1.1538 |
0.06910 |
39 |
34 |
4 |
1 |
2014 |
Um, I didn't know dragons had opposable thumbs. |
1.1538 |
0.05853 |
39 |
33 |
6 |
0 |
2015 |
I should never have told him he was adopted. |
1.1538 |
0.06910 |
39 |
34 |
4 |
1 |
2016 |
Maybe a nicotine patch would help you stop smoking. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2017 |
You're killing me with these last minute rule changes. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2018 |
...Oh, this could be over with a flash but once in a while you just crave a little Knight Tartar. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2019 |
No, I don't have a light. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2020 |
Sorry if you feel cheated by the flip, but... my choice of weapons! |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2021 |
Have you considered e-cigarettes? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2022 |
Behold, I am Roy, nephew of dragons! |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2023 |
"Smoking is bad for your lunges." (This is a correction of a typographical error - please delete the prior incorrect entry under Tracy Florant, Tlyn, tracyhflo@gmail.com. Thank you - teeny tiny font size.) |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2024 |
I am with you pal, all this CGI is ruining it for everybody. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2025 |
without my fire this could drag on for hours! |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2026 |
No more breath mints.. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
2027 |
Game of Thrones perpetuates unrealistic expectations of us dragons. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2028 |
I know something you don't. I'm not left handed either! |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2029 |
Once upon a time a maiden transformed herself into knight when Lo! she met a Republican standing in front of yon bathroom door. . . . |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2030 |
The real story of St. George---"Yes, it was I who bought up all your carbon emission offsets!" |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2031 |
See now? Isn't this more civilized? |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2032 |
No, life's not easy for a boy named Puff. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2033 |
I told you being left-handed gave me the advantage. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2034 |
Kebabs are such a hassle. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2035 |
I swear it wasn't me who spiked the water supply with Rolaids! |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2036 |
Not so sassy on an even playing field are you? |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2037 |
Stop complaining! I'm not left-handed. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
2038 |
It's against my nature to fight like this. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2039 |
Stupid emissions standards. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
2040 |
Hopefully this will be the last presidential debate. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2041 |
It's just not your year. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2042 |
Use your left hand! |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2043 |
It's not my fault you were coughing when I suggested the weapons. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2044 |
We'll settle this one without collateral damage. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2045 |
I swear I defeated Bowser on the last level. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2046 |
I feel like you're not using your dragon identity to your advantage. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2047 |
Baby hands. Baby hands. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2048 |
No. I decline your invitation for a hot date. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
2049 |
You have really small hands! |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2050 |
Aw, you're just blowin' smoke, big guy. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2051 |
We all have bad breath from time to time; there's no dishonor in it. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2052 |
And then he said "You'll never work in Hollywood again!" |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2053 |
"What do you mean saying I can't use the ladies' room? |
1.1500 |
0.08435 |
40 |
37 |
0 |
3 |
2054 |
Bernie Sanders vowed to fight to the finish. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2055 |
Look man I know the queen is in town but there has to be a better way |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2056 |
This is not a fair fight, my fire's gone out and my left arm was hurt in a hunting accident! |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2057 |
This will help you get fired up again. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2058 |
Hi. My name is David. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
2059 |
I know what your're thinking, did he use 6 carbon credits or 5.....? |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2060 |
Yes, you better know size matters! |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2061 |
Look Bernie, THIS is what I would call a rigged fight. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2062 |
Distressed damsels can easily burn you out. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2063 |
All right then - two out of three. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2064 |
Mighty, you may be, but not mightier than the Pendragon. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2065 |
You lost at rock-paper-scissors, so man up! |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2066 |
Remember, parry and then thrust. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2067 |
I can't be the only one parrying. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2068 |
Have you ever frolicked in the autumn mist? |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2069 |
This doesn’t feel like ‘Game of Thrones.’ |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2070 |
This neighborhood does not need another Chinese restaurant. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2071 |
Your challenge, my choice of weapons, T-Rex arms. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
2072 |
Let's keep it friendly. I don't want to kill my mother-in-law. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2073 |
Make me look good, get your own show, deal? |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2074 |
Have you tried gargling with Listerine? |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2075 |
If your name is Goliath, I've got it made. |
1.1500 |
0.05718 |
40 |
34 |
6 |
0 |
2076 |
When I say "time out" it means one of my toes is starting to cramp. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2077 |
See! It's always better to have a real skill. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2078 |
It's punks like you who give me reflux. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2079 |
As long as he doesn't pull that fire-breathing stunt, I like my chances. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2080 |
How to slay a dragon who never have missed right arm day. |
1.1500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
36 |
2 |
2 |
2081 |
Not a bad parry, but you're toast. |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
2082 |
When one of us dies, I'm going to marry the princess. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2083 |
I know swordplay just ain't cool/ You don't want to play no fool/ But we'll never get to Broadway without rappin' and a duel ! |
1.1481 |
0.06147 |
54 |
48 |
4 |
2 |
2084 |
Enough of this - I say we go mano a mano. |
1.1471 |
0.08583 |
34 |
31 |
1 |
2 |
2085 |
I won the toss and got choice of weapons, so shut up. |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2086 |
I said, "I did NOT draw your image on my shield!" |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2087 |
"ok, ok, but you KNOW I got to go pick up my kid at 2 ..."! |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2088 |
Admit it, on some level you are having fun. |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2089 |
I never should have said, "Choose your weapon." |
1.1471 |
0.06165 |
34 |
29 |
5 |
0 |
2090 |
survival of the fittest doesnt apply here |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
2091 |
You're DRAGON this out! |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
2092 |
A (Renaissance) fair fight. |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
2093 |
I'd rather play than slay. |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
2094 |
This fight is really starting to dragon. Get it? |
1.1463 |
0.06590 |
41 |
36 |
4 |
1 |
2095 |
Now that I have your attention, are you happy with your current long distance plan? |
1.1429 |
0.07268 |
35 |
31 |
3 |
1 |
2096 |
Well, this brings a new twist to fighting fire with fire |
1.1429 |
0.07268 |
35 |
31 |
3 |
1 |
2097 |
I still don't think this is a fair fight. Could you lay on your stomach? |
1.1429 |
0.06001 |
35 |
30 |
5 |
0 |
2098 |
Finally have a job with great health care. En garde! |
1.1429 |
0.08344 |
35 |
32 |
1 |
2 |
2099 |
Don't be so confident. I have a ton of hit points and a basement full of nerds with dice on my side! |
1.1429 |
0.07268 |
35 |
31 |
3 |
1 |
2100 |
I'll win, dude. My hands are bigger than yours. |
1.1429 |
0.07268 |
35 |
31 |
3 |
1 |
2101 |
We need to work on your technique as well as your attitude. |
1.1429 |
0.07268 |
35 |
31 |
3 |
1 |
2102 |
Damn! Outta gas. |
1.1429 |
0.07268 |
35 |
31 |
3 |
1 |
2103 |
now will you teach me how to breath fire? |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2104 |
Do we really want this fight to drag on? |
1.1429 |
0.06001 |
35 |
30 |
5 |
0 |
2105 |
Remember, no elbowing. |
1.1429 |
0.07268 |
35 |
31 |
3 |
1 |
2106 |
I know it's a bad habit, but I love to play with my food. |
1.1429 |
0.06001 |
35 |
30 |
5 |
0 |
2107 |
No, insurgent phony, YOU’RE fired. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2108 |
You're the one who called 'rock, paper, scissors.' Can I help it if you do rock every single time? |
1.1429 |
0.07268 |
35 |
31 |
3 |
1 |
2109 |
I should have known not to bring a knife to a dragon fight. |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2110 |
Anger management takes time. |
1.1429 |
0.07268 |
35 |
31 |
3 |
1 |
2111 |
You shouldn't have said "Choose your weapon." |
1.1429 |
0.06001 |
35 |
30 |
5 |
0 |
2112 |
Human! Only you can prevent wildfires! |
1.1429 |
0.06001 |
35 |
30 |
5 |
0 |
2113 |
``Time out! The damn selfie stick fell over.'' |
1.1429 |
0.05465 |
42 |
36 |
6 |
0 |
2114 |
No Marijuana here, Puff. |
1.1429 |
0.08474 |
28 |
25 |
2 |
1 |
2115 |
Play fair, my mom said! |
1.1429 |
0.07287 |
42 |
38 |
2 |
2 |
2116 |
Suddenly his father-in-law didn't seem so scary. |
1.1429 |
0.07268 |
35 |
31 |
3 |
1 |
2117 |
He prefers them rare. |
1.1429 |
0.06001 |
35 |
30 |
5 |
0 |
2118 |
Once again no sealing wax? |
1.1429 |
0.06440 |
42 |
37 |
4 |
1 |
2119 |
Thanks for stooping to my level. |
1.1429 |
0.07268 |
35 |
31 |
3 |
1 |
2120 |
Of all the days for my heartburn to kick in. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
2121 |
Do you mean "No more monkey business" literally or figuratively? |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
2122 |
Never get into a land war in Asia. |
1.1389 |
0.07074 |
36 |
32 |
3 |
1 |
2123 |
Remember the new rules: fire breathing means automatic forfeiture! |
1.1389 |
0.07074 |
36 |
32 |
3 |
1 |
2124 |
When do we get to the fire-breathing portion of the contest? |
1.1389 |
0.07074 |
36 |
32 |
3 |
1 |
2125 |
I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. |
1.1389 |
0.07074 |
36 |
32 |
3 |
1 |
2126 |
Don't be such a technophobe. |
1.1389 |
0.07074 |
36 |
32 |
3 |
1 |
2127 |
You challenged , so I got to choose. Quit your fuming, whiner. |
1.1389 |
0.07074 |
36 |
32 |
3 |
1 |
2128 |
I never said you were a dinosaur. |
1.1389 |
0.05846 |
36 |
31 |
5 |
0 |
2129 |
Ready? On three. One, two.... |
1.1389 |
0.07074 |
36 |
32 |
3 |
1 |
2130 |
To make this fair, I should let you know I am not really left-handed. |
1.1389 |
0.07074 |
36 |
32 |
3 |
1 |
2131 |
Hey, you challenged me. I choose the weapons. |
1.1389 |
0.07074 |
36 |
32 |
3 |
1 |
2132 |
I never saw this episode of Fear Factor. |
1.1389 |
0.07074 |
36 |
32 |
3 |
1 |
2133 |
Never bring a flame-thrower to a sword fight |
1.1389 |
0.05846 |
36 |
31 |
5 |
0 |
2134 |
The fire warning level is high, that's why. |
1.1389 |
0.05846 |
36 |
31 |
5 |
0 |
2135 |
shall we practice with the epee next? |
1.1389 |
0.08119 |
36 |
33 |
1 |
2 |
2136 |
It’s plastic swords till you’re 18. Then it’s guns. |
1.1389 |
0.07074 |
36 |
32 |
3 |
1 |
2137 |
I'll show you who has short arms! |
1.1389 |
0.05846 |
36 |
31 |
5 |
0 |
2138 |
I'm sure glad they banned open flames in this kingdom! |
1.1389 |
0.05846 |
36 |
31 |
5 |
0 |
2139 |
Winner gets to be a superdelegate! |
1.1389 |
0.05846 |
36 |
31 |
5 |
0 |
2140 |
If you can just give me a light, I will share my marshmallows. |
1.1389 |
0.08119 |
36 |
33 |
1 |
2 |
2141 |
Are we almost done? |
1.1389 |
0.08119 |
36 |
33 |
1 |
2 |
2142 |
Why oh why did I pick sword fight? |
1.1389 |
0.05846 |
36 |
31 |
5 |
0 |
2143 |
Chivalry's on life support. |
1.1389 |
0.05846 |
36 |
31 |
5 |
0 |
2144 |
Ok, I get low budget, but then I find out no horse, no lance, and to cap it all off, my “Prepare to die” line gets cut. |
1.1389 |
0.07074 |
36 |
32 |
3 |
1 |
2145 |
Sir Jamie busted the myth about dragons liking to sword fight in seventeen seconds. |
1.1389 |
0.08119 |
36 |
33 |
1 |
2 |
2146 |
After this, you have to fly me over to my friends house. |
1.1389 |
0.07074 |
36 |
32 |
3 |
1 |
2147 |
No fire? No fair! |
1.1389 |
0.08119 |
36 |
33 |
1 |
2 |
2148 |
You think she's seeing someone else? |
1.1389 |
0.07074 |
36 |
32 |
3 |
1 |
2149 |
Can't you read? The sign says NO SMOKING! |
1.1389 |
0.07074 |
36 |
32 |
3 |
1 |
2150 |
How to slay a dragon..... have them follow the rules. |
1.1389 |
0.07074 |
36 |
32 |
3 |
1 |
2151 |
Now let's arm-wrestle. |
1.1389 |
0.05846 |
36 |
31 |
5 |
0 |
2152 |
Winner gets the last slice! |
1.1389 |
0.07074 |
36 |
32 |
3 |
1 |
2153 |
Is it me, or did the dragon get a bigger sword? |
1.1389 |
0.07074 |
36 |
32 |
3 |
1 |
2154 |
Any history of mental illness in your family Mr. Gandalf? |
1.1389 |
0.07074 |
36 |
32 |
3 |
1 |
2155 |
If you can't lower your handicap we're not playing anymore. |
1.1389 |
0.07074 |
36 |
32 |
3 |
1 |
2156 |
Just remember you're under contract. |
1.1389 |
0.05846 |
36 |
31 |
5 |
0 |
2157 |
Don't be so ornery my friend.... Im really not a bad guy...just ask your wife! HA!! |
1.1389 |
0.08119 |
36 |
33 |
1 |
2 |
2158 |
Sorry...but learning requires poking. |
1.1389 |
0.07074 |
36 |
32 |
3 |
1 |
2159 |
Please don't be offended if I recommend you plan for extinction. |
1.1389 |
0.05846 |
36 |
31 |
5 |
0 |
2160 |
Guess what. The Age of Chivalry ends here. |
1.1389 |
0.07074 |
36 |
32 |
3 |
1 |
2161 |
I don't think there's any good ending to this. |
1.1389 |
0.05846 |
36 |
31 |
5 |
0 |
2162 |
Danny, you're not you when you're hungry. |
1.1389 |
0.07074 |
36 |
32 |
3 |
1 |
2163 |
Quit dragon your feet, heh heh! |
1.1389 |
0.07074 |
36 |
32 |
3 |
1 |
2164 |
Not so tough are you, now that you've had your Tums. |
1.1389 |
0.07074 |
36 |
32 |
3 |
1 |
2165 |
There's not a lot of meat on this little guy, sliced thinly and flashed fried should do. |
1.1379 |
0.08191 |
29 |
26 |
2 |
1 |
2166 |
I was a vegan first! |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
2167 |
Stop fighting. I keep telling you, it's me Merlin. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
2168 |
Hey, the air-quality management district issued a no-burn alert fair and square. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2169 |
This isn't the first time I've been fired. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2170 |
Rex, we're playing-don't go rogue on me. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2171 |
You should stop skipping arm day. |
1.1351 |
0.07905 |
37 |
34 |
1 |
2 |
2172 |
How about BBQ for lunch? |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2173 |
It IS rock, paper, sword! |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2174 |
My mom said football is too dangerous. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2175 |
You shall pay for eating off my hand. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2176 |
I'm just a trainer, don't be so serious! |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2177 |
Be a good sport, Puff... roll over and die. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2178 |
A Flame Out! Oh No! Not Again! |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2179 |
Deep down, we're BOTH winners! |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2180 |
I can't wait till Game of Thrones ends! |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2181 |
It was said that dragon meat had a naturally smoky flavour. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2182 |
This isn't as much fun since the shire passed that new emissions control ordinance. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2183 |
You do realize that this "short arm" thing isn't really going to help you. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2184 |
Let's have a fair fight Puff: no magic tricks. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2185 |
I'm so glad you agreed to a handicap since I left my big shield at home. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2186 |
Damn these no smoking ordinances! |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2187 |
I'm glad we leveled the playing field |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2188 |
Oh great, a renaissance dragon. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2189 |
He doesn't know it, but the damsel in distress is just now causing me indigestion. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2190 |
Relax! We'll act out your fantasy next. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2191 |
Sir Equinos died, but pound-for-pound he was the better swordsman. |
1.1351 |
0.07905 |
37 |
34 |
1 |
2 |
2192 |
I am not a sissy dragon. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2193 |
Really? A sword? You're a fire breathing dragon. The use of a sword is literally overkill. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2194 |
Remember the rules: no fire breathing, yes? |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2195 |
You are a formidable opponent....breathing fire, sharp horns, spiked tail. But your thrust and parry are horrendous. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2196 |
Ha! I'm not really left handed! |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2197 |
Yes, I've seen "The Holy Grail". Why do you ask? |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2198 |
Sorry, but it's a "Smoke Free Zone" |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2199 |
En garde? It's French for "No smoking nostrils!" |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2200 |
You heard Khaleesi, only swords. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2201 |
The unicorn wasted enough of my time. I can't let this drag on. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2202 |
Oooh- poor widdle dwagon with his widdle stubby arms!! |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2203 |
"Puff," huh? Well then, light my fire! |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2204 |
I never said you had small hands. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2205 |
Sorry buddy. House rules. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2206 |
Quit complaining. It's the same system they use in golf. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2207 |
What's with the smoke? Was it something I said? |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2208 |
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? |
1.1351 |
0.07905 |
37 |
34 |
1 |
2 |
2209 |
Uhh... 'Hodor'?! |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2210 |
A Knights of Columbus bro never surrenders! |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2211 |
This flame retardant armor really evens up the battle. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2212 |
This is like the tortoise and the hare only different! |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2213 |
When smoking was cool! |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2214 |
One of the perils of quitting smoking---not firing up! |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2215 |
If you could just stop losing your own swords... |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2216 |
See? Isn't this more fun than shooting those silly old flames? |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2217 |
The new rules of battle forbid biting and the breathing of fire and require the use of similar weaponry between adversaries. |
1.1351 |
0.07905 |
37 |
34 |
1 |
2 |
2218 |
I can see you've been working out. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2219 |
If we don't take a break to apply sunscreen, we'll both be in trouble. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2220 |
You know the rules. No fighting with fire. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2221 |
I'm one of the Coloradans who voted 'no'. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2222 |
With an attitude like that, how do you expect to make it to the Olympics? |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2223 |
Mythological, pythological...To me you are Sir Loin & it's time to slice, dice and barbecue! |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2224 |
Achoo! |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2225 |
I didn't know she is your girl friend. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2226 |
I told you not to post that pictograph, it makes my legs look fat! |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2227 |
What's a matter, forgot your Fiagra? |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2228 |
Make it look real, my trusted wingman, she's in distress. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2229 |
Fighting fair is fun don't you think? |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2230 |
My challenge, my choice...get over it! |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2231 |
"Not such a flaming badass in hand-to-flipper combat, eh, skippy? |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2232 |
Somehow, I still don't think this will be a fair fight. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2233 |
Next time, you pick the restaurant, and I choose the role play game. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2234 |
I see your schwartz is as big as mine. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2235 |
I have something to tell you too "Right Handed Knight" |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2236 |
I knew I shouldn't have checked out of The Dungeon. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2237 |
Tired of being called small-hands loud-mouth. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2238 |
Derek the Dragon had an overly developed sense of fair play. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2239 |
Hillary and Trump discuss non-proliferation. |
1.1351 |
0.07905 |
37 |
34 |
1 |
2 |
2240 |
Don't forget; you agreed to Marquess of Queensberry Rules. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2241 |
If you prick us, do we not bleed? |
1.1351 |
0.07905 |
37 |
34 |
1 |
2 |
2242 |
Aha! I am not left-handed either! |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2243 |
Don't you just love Summer Theater? |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2244 |
You're really getting me steamed! |
1.1351 |
0.07905 |
37 |
34 |
1 |
2 |
2245 |
Nice work! So how long have you been doing political ads? |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2246 |
Next time, little man, I get to choose the forum and debate rules. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2247 |
The Wildlife Conservation Society's historic focus on the protection of species directly confronts the EPA's open burning regulations! |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2248 |
If you think THIS is tough, you're not ready for the playoffs. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2249 |
Man, these leotards are tight. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2250 |
How many times do I have to tell you? That's not the way to hold a sword. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2251 |
You promised no fire....right? |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2252 |
You didn't know that breathing fire is nowadays considered passe? |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2253 |
It doesn't have to end like this. Let's call it a draw? |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2254 |
Puff! Don't inhale when you smoke. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2255 |
Terms of engagement ... you agreed. |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2256 |
Why are you using a sword? You can belch out flames. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2257 |
If your species hadn't evolved, you could just eat me. |
1.1351 |
0.07905 |
37 |
34 |
1 |
2 |
2258 |
Who says chivalry is dead? |
1.1351 |
0.05698 |
37 |
32 |
5 |
0 |
2259 |
You have to believe in yourself. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
2260 |
...If it wasn't for the no open fires law, your ass would've been fricasseed two hours ago! |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
2261 |
You'll pay for all your second-hand smoke! |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2262 |
Dude! Mint! |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2263 |
Isn't it so that fairness is its own reward? |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2264 |
You forgot my strings and sealing wax again, Jackie! |
1.1316 |
0.07703 |
38 |
35 |
1 |
2 |
2265 |
Now that we've leveled the playing field I feel a trigger point coming on. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2266 |
Why do I bother? |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2267 |
Mine is just as big as yours. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2268 |
I don't suppose you know what happened to Goliath. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2269 |
A bit put out are we? |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2270 |
Shouldn't we be equally armed? |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2271 |
Little Jackie Paper after rehab |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2272 |
If we fight to a draw, we can share the princess. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2273 |
I used to smoke too, you know, but I'm so glad I quit and can look forward to a long and healthy life. |
1.1316 |
0.07703 |
38 |
35 |
1 |
2 |
2274 |
even yet I will vanquish you my unorthodox foe |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2275 |
You don't look like much of a dragon, but I've really got to hand it to you. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2276 |
Dungarees and Dragons |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2277 |
Stop calling me Touche! |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2278 |
Hard to keep a straight face, when I am laughing at your outfit. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2279 |
The very beginning of the Trump family. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2280 |
Thanks once more for signing the Fire Breathing Non-Proliferation Treaty. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2281 |
After this let's play cops and robbers! |
1.1316 |
0.07703 |
38 |
35 |
1 |
2 |
2282 |
Remember: Olympic rules state no use of the fire or the tail. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2283 |
Quit complaining. It's standard procedure. You challenged so I get to choose weapons. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2284 |
You know, that's not nearly enough heat to cook a non-GMO hot dog. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2285 |
Highly skilled players must play with a handicap. I'll play left handed. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2286 |
But seriously I really am the nephew of all dragons! |
1.1316 |
0.07703 |
38 |
35 |
1 |
2 |
2287 |
I’ll build a wall around you so great it’ll be fire-resistant… Obviously Mexico will pay for it |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2288 |
Have you tried Claritin? |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2289 |
Parry left. Didn't know I was ambidextrous, did you. |
1.1316 |
0.07703 |
38 |
35 |
1 |
2 |
2290 |
None of that, barbecue breath! Fight fair! |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2291 |
Give yourself to the Dark Side. It is the only way you can save your friends. Yes, your thoughts betray you. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2292 |
And so is your sister! |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2293 |
I say en guarde, THEN you say touché! |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2294 |
Talk to your union. Them's the rules. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2295 |
Your huffin and puffin a bit more than usual. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2296 |
I wouldn't go over the middle with those arms |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2297 |
Don't be late. We can't start the barbecue without you. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2298 |
You better work on that lunge! |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2299 |
I gave up smoking for this? |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2300 |
As the duel wore on, Dragon realized that his weapon selection lacked foresight. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2301 |
Hold your fire big guy. You're the one who wanted to develop a rapier wit. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2302 |
No no! Step left, then right performing counter-riposte! |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2303 |
I must warn you, Knight, I have very very bad breath. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2304 |
This raw diet is entirely too much work! |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2305 |
It's nothing personal, it's just that sainthood prefers a fair fight. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2306 |
God, I wish I had Snapchat right now |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2307 |
You see the latest Game of Thrones? Brutal. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2308 |
C'mon, the rules were all set before primary season! |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2309 |
Next time I pick the weapon and you pick the location. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2310 |
My doctor said i had strep throat, so I'll play with a sword today |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2311 |
Did you read this week's short story? |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2312 |
Honey, please don't play with your food. |
1.1316 |
0.07703 |
38 |
35 |
1 |
2 |
2313 |
I hate short arms! |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2314 |
I'm sorry, Puff, but you're never going to make the fencing team with such short arms. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2315 |
Keep spitting fire. This is my warm-up. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2316 |
... and another thing I dont like about George R R Martin is ... |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2317 |
They couldn't have cast a monster with longer arms? |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2318 |
My name is Grendel; got that? Grendel. Not Puff. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2319 |
Fencing - it's what hipster dragons do. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2320 |
This magic requires iOS4.3 or later, and is compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2321 |
Can we please come up with a secret handshake instead? None of our enemies think we look cool when we do this. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2322 |
I shall defeat the dragon by locking him to a long-term contract as his Personal Trainer |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2323 |
Say, the new PETA regulations aren't that bad at all! |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2324 |
I've got you on my Fantasy Gladiator team. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2325 |
Note to self: DO NOT use 'Pardon me but do you have a match?' trick. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2326 |
1327AD: Europe's first go at carbon emissions caps |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2327 |
Need a tissue? |
1.1316 |
0.07703 |
38 |
35 |
1 |
2 |
2328 |
Can't you find someone in your weight class to practice with? |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2329 |
Honestly, I meant to swipe left on the princess. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2330 |
You can't hurt me, I used to do Crossfit. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2331 |
Don’t complain – I’m right-handed. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2332 |
Remember, the use of fire is illegal. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2333 |
"A sword, really? You're a blow torch just waiting to happen". |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2334 |
Dragon touché …. this is how I slay. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2335 |
Well, you're the one who signed up to train as a dragoon! |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2336 |
Don't complain that's it unfair you don't have a shield. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2337 |
Civilized warfare is the only way to go, don't you agree? |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2338 |
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a sword is a good guy with a sword. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2339 |
You know what they say about short arms and small hands, don't you? |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2340 |
Your momma's so fat, she tried to fly, but her tail was dragon! |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2341 |
Don't bring a sword to a fire fight. |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2342 |
Sorry pal, but am going to belch. |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2343 |
don't fence me in |
1.1316 |
0.05557 |
38 |
33 |
5 |
0 |
2344 |
No, I should be able to squeeze this one in at just under 140 characters. |
1.1316 |
0.07703 |
38 |
35 |
1 |
2 |
2345 |
Enough with the temper tantrum. I specifically told you last week fire breathing was not in the rules. |
1.1304 |
0.05905 |
46 |
41 |
4 |
1 |
2346 |
Okay, we'll do it your way but then I bite your head off. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2347 |
Well...At least it's a fair fight. |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2348 |
My what small hands you have! |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2349 |
My choice of weapons does seem unfair but I'm only using one arm. |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
2350 |
You realize, don't you, that smoking is bad for your health! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2351 |
OK, let's try thumb wrestling. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2352 |
The Mother of Dragons sent me. I am a life coach. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2353 |
The "no vaping" law taken to its logical conclusion. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2354 |
If I wasn't a Libra, you'd be in trouble! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2355 |
Do you mind if I take a bathroom break? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2356 |
As your leader, I will train you to resist your natural abilities and intuition. We will rely on our revolutionary new sleeveless armour and mini shield to conquer our competition. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2357 |
Sword on sword! Finally, fair combat! Thanks, this is MUCH better! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2358 |
I never thought I would stoop to your level. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2359 |
You see, chivalry's not so hard, even with those tiny hands. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2360 |
Yo Momma of Dragon's so fat... |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2361 |
Thank God for King's new outdoor combat fire regulations! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2362 |
These left-handers always have the advantage. It really gets me steamed. |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
2363 |
Aw..w..w. Look who got out of the wrong side of bed this morning ! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2364 |
Your demands for fair play are wearing thin. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2365 |
If there's anything I can't stand, it's an unrealistic optimist! |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2366 |
I'm beginning to suspect this isn't the way a dragon is supposed to fight a knight. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2367 |
Sir Elmer Fudd vs. the Pesky Dwaggin |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
2368 |
No, you're STILL, not doing it right! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2369 |
Feast or famine? |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2370 |
I thought you said let's go "sleighing." |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2371 |
Bernie continues to pester Hillary in the primaries. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2372 |
I really like your rock-hard abs... |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2373 |
Around here, we take "No Smoking" signs quite seriously. "En Garde!" |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2374 |
Fair play, Shmair play. This sucks! |
1.1282 |
0.07510 |
39 |
36 |
1 |
2 |
2375 |
There's so little smoke that I'm not afraid of your fire! |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2376 |
Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad---it really is. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2377 |
It's part of the new EPA guidelines for dragon slaying. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2378 |
Mom was right. I should have studied harder in school. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2379 |
Come on! Let's see some fire in your belly. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2380 |
The show must drag on. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
2381 |
You need to bend your front leg as you thrust, otherwise those little arms will never do any damage. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2382 |
C'mon, don't get huffy just because you lost the bet. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
2383 |
'Fight fire with fire' cuts both ways. |
1.1250 |
0.07446 |
32 |
29 |
2 |
1 |
2384 |
Yeah man, I know you've served. It must be rough being a dragon and waiting for treatment from the VHA. |
1.1250 |
0.07446 |
32 |
29 |
2 |
1 |
2385 |
Maybe when your arms grow longer you won't swing like such a dinosissy! |
1.1250 |
0.07446 |
32 |
29 |
2 |
1 |
2386 |
There! Now let's see you fight fire with fire. |
1.1250 |
0.05940 |
32 |
28 |
4 |
0 |
2387 |
I guess it'll help my self-defense claim. |
1.1250 |
0.06393 |
40 |
36 |
3 |
1 |
2388 |
I said ANY reproduction of my image without express written consent is prohibited! |
1.1250 |
0.06403 |
48 |
44 |
2 |
2 |
2389 |
You do know you're making a 'huuge'mistake don't you? |
1.1250 |
0.05940 |
32 |
28 |
4 |
0 |
2390 |
Hey, I didn't make the rules. Take it up with Debbie Wasserman Schultz. |
1.1250 |
0.06393 |
40 |
36 |
3 |
1 |
2391 |
So you are a trans-dragon-slayer-dragon and you don't feel the burn anymore. Hilary-ous! That trumps everything! |
1.1250 |
0.06393 |
40 |
36 |
3 |
1 |
2392 |
You've got all hot under your choler again, Puff |
1.1250 |
0.06393 |
40 |
36 |
3 |
1 |
2393 |
I think we need an eleventh duel commandment. |
1.1250 |
0.08695 |
32 |
30 |
0 |
2 |
2394 |
Stop, or I'll call Barney! |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2395 |
I hope those bozos in PR are happy. |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
2396 |
Hey, I didn't challenge you - you challenged me - you can't use your fire. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2397 |
Sure, come on and try to slay me, Mr. Tiny Hands. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2398 |
Hey, no complaining about the swords! You agreed to the rules, and rock beat scissors! |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2399 |
If you don't blow your smoke on me I won't spit on you. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2400 |
Did I tell you I'm right-handed? |
1.1212 |
0.07227 |
33 |
30 |
2 |
1 |
2401 |
Thanks to caps on carbon emissions, Tyrion had a fair fight. |
1.1212 |
0.05770 |
33 |
29 |
4 |
0 |
2402 |
Geez, I'd rather be home watching Game of Thrones. |
1.1212 |
0.07227 |
33 |
30 |
2 |
1 |
2403 |
Why would I care about ancestry dot anything? |
1.1212 |
0.05770 |
33 |
29 |
4 |
0 |
2404 |
I have the advantage, we're both left handed. |
1.1212 |
0.05770 |
33 |
29 |
4 |
0 |
2405 |
Thy mother is of such small stature, the townspeople of Groo mistaketh her for an aardvark and raid thy family hoard as if 'twere Black-Friday clearance sundries at the marketplace bazaar. |
1.1212 |
0.07227 |
33 |
30 |
2 |
1 |
2406 |
I told you, because of global warming I don't breathe fire anymore |
1.1212 |
0.05770 |
33 |
29 |
4 |
0 |
2407 |
Little Marco |
1.1212 |
0.07227 |
33 |
30 |
2 |
1 |
2408 |
I'm going to kick your tail. |
1.1212 |
0.07227 |
33 |
30 |
2 |
1 |
2409 |
Next time I get the choice of weapons. |
1.1212 |
0.05770 |
33 |
29 |
4 |
0 |
2410 |
Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword must've been talking about these puny weapons! |
1.1212 |
0.05770 |
33 |
29 |
4 |
0 |
2411 |
If you want to be on TV, you'll have to learn to sing too. |
1.1212 |
0.05770 |
33 |
29 |
4 |
0 |
2412 |
Clearly there’s a recession in Honalee. |
1.1212 |
0.05770 |
33 |
29 |
4 |
0 |
2413 |
Crybaby! Do you see me worrying about becoming extinct? |
1.1212 |
0.07227 |
33 |
30 |
2 |
1 |
2414 |
Serious Napoleon complex! |
1.1212 |
0.05770 |
33 |
29 |
4 |
0 |
2415 |
If I could breathe fire I would. You're the one saying this wasn't a fair fight. |
1.1190 |
0.05058 |
42 |
37 |
5 |
0 |
2416 |
Call me George! |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2417 |
There we are; that's how you fight like a proper gentleman. Now, where are your womenfolk? I wish to rape them. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2418 |
I don't see how I can lose this fight. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2419 |
endangered species fights for survival |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2420 |
I know you don't like this, but you'll thank me when your fire runs out. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2421 |
It's always on your terms. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2422 |
Trust the farce. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2423 |
Hey, don't you know this is a smoke-free zone? |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2424 |
I am NOT cheating! This is just what happens when I breathe. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2425 |
Sorry, but I have insider knowledge that you are going to lose. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2426 |
If my dentist hadn't shot me up with Novacaine this morning, this would be a bit different, pal! |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2427 |
Now that you've got a sword you're not allowed to spit fire |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2428 |
Anything with a sword and a dragon is cool––when you're 14. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2429 |
Why did I let you convince me, that we should do Rock-Scissors-Paper-Shoot, to decide our weapon choice? |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2430 |
Guess I fell asleep playing video games again. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2431 |
Hey there Mr. Dragon! I'm gonna have a barbecue next week, can you come and roast the burgers? But first let's try to get along. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2432 |
You return my selfie stick or else ... . |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2433 |
Yuk! Dragon breath! |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2434 |
No smoking please. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2435 |
You clearly did not see my post. I am really angry at you! |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2436 |
I wish I had a pen on me! |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2437 |
Peevish knave! How dare you suggest our fights always drag on? |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2438 |
See, didn't I tell you? Fair is fun! |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2439 |
I deserve the shield because of your reach advantage. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2440 |
The untimely development of the internal combustion dragon. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2441 |
Swordplay with the right arm; shorthand with the left? |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2442 |
Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon? |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2443 |
You look ridiculous. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2444 |
So sorry, Puff. Environmental regs getting to you again? |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2445 |
Though you self-identify as human, we discriminate biologically here! |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2446 |
Huh, so this is how the other half shivs? |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2447 |
My boss gave me the day off to do this. Let's make it count |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2448 |
Nope, you are not going to get me to slide down your tail. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2449 |
Your the worst Dragon I've seen on this Cartoon contest... |
1.1176 |
0.08192 |
34 |
32 |
0 |
2 |
2450 |
Beautiful coulé! Admit it. You’ve had lessons. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2451 |
Puff the Magic Dragon isn't so magical after all, is he? |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2452 |
You dareth to smoketh in my realm? |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2453 |
This is not 'Game of Thrones,' but a film for children. Take it out on your agent. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2454 |
The benefits package better be worth it. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2455 |
If you want a 7th season, you're going to need to work with the other dragons and gain more fan appeal. Right now you're polling low. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2456 |
That's a bit of overkill isn't it? |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2457 |
Come on honey, it's all spelled out in the pre-nup. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2458 |
If you think you're on fire now, just wait. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2459 |
Never leave your wing-man! |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2460 |
Fine. I'll fight you with a sword for now but if I sneeze, you are barbeque. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2461 |
En guarde! You short fingered vulgarian. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2462 |
I told you this would be a fair fight once you cooled down. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2463 |
And so Puff Jr. began his quest to avenge his father. |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2464 |
Fine. I'll put the fire away, but if he thinks we're both getting trophies after this, he's got another thing coming. |
1.1176 |
0.07020 |
34 |
31 |
2 |
1 |
2465 |
Ok, you'll pick the rules for our next fight to death! |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2466 |
By George let's have a fair fight, you hold your fire and I'll use my leftie |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2467 |
Fight like a man, you reptilian rapscallion! |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2468 |
Good thing you're pyrophobic! |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2469 |
Gadzooks, Puff! Is that all you can summon up? |
1.1176 |
0.05609 |
34 |
30 |
4 |
0 |
2470 |
How was I to know my shield wasn't flame retardant? |
1.1163 |
0.04946 |
43 |
38 |
5 |
0 |
2471 |
No fair using smoke or fire! |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
2472 |
Give me a break, mate; I'm an arm down. |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
2473 |
Hey, you could be cleaning moats for your community service. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2474 |
Could I have a light? |
1.1154 |
0.06390 |
26 |
23 |
3 |
0 |
2475 |
Ah ha! Using the old second-hand smoke as a weapon trick, eh? |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2476 |
Wait a minute -- who ever heard of choosing your weapon?! |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2477 |
More like sugar 'Puff'.' |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2478 |
On guard He Who Never Learned How to Breathe Fire! |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2479 |
Poor Charlie. He thinks the ban on fossil fuels applies to everyone. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2480 |
A thrust to your parry, I slay thee. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2481 |
I can take you cutting off my left hand,but that breath is killing me |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2482 |
Puff had had about enough of Sir Reynolds Wrap. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2483 |
Bad breath, what did you have for lunch? |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2484 |
Did the fire in the furnace die out? |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2485 |
The bigger they come, sometimes the harder I might fall! |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2486 |
would you like to be crispy or extra crispy? |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2487 |
Sir, why don't we lay down our arms and settle this like men? |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2488 |
lets make this look good, I'm trying out for "Game Of Thorns" |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2489 |
Looks like we're in for a contested convention. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2490 |
Now was that parry, parry, thrust or thrust, thrust, parry? |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2491 |
You're Saint Who? |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2492 |
Bob learns the meaning of Dragonian Punishment. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2493 |
I really need to get an agent who can tell apart dragon from dragoon. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2494 |
Regretting his hasty decision to fight on St. George's terms, Smite crosses swords with him in a no burn zone. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2495 |
Oh my god, you're wearing lifts. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2496 |
You call this an even playing field? |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2497 |
My agent says you'll never have to look for work again. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2498 |
See? I told you this was more humane than jousting |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2499 |
Good things come to those who wait, my friend. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2500 |
You really slay me. Not. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2501 |
I can take you methane breath! |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2502 |
Dragon: (snort, snort, fire, giggle) You slay me. St George: That is historically accurate. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2503 |
NBC's "How to Train Your Dragon: Live" |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2504 |
Ready...on three, switch arms. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2505 |
Alas for the olden days when a dragon could really roast an enemy. Thaniks, Obama. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2506 |
My right arm is as useless as your left |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2507 |
I'm a lefty. You may be screwed. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2508 |
No cheating with that flame thrower stuff. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2509 |
That toothpick might help, but have you considered flossing? |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2510 |
Come off it, George... this is just embarrassing! |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2511 |
Welcome, everyone, to the Season premiere of "Dancing with the Reality Stars" |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2512 |
The first and last ever play date between man and beast. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2513 |
Those alligator arms aren't going to get your out of this broil |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2514 |
Hey little man, the only way I could have a unfair advantage is if you ingested a truckload of TicTacs. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2515 |
Well, S.A.G. covers stab wounds, not burns. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2516 |
Lucky for you, Smokey says today's fire danger is extreme! |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2517 |
No smoking please, the audience is not going to stand for that |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2518 |
These fantasy camps really make you feel like the real thing! |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2519 |
OK, give me your best, Puff! |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2520 |
What do you mean "Dragon lives matter?" |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2521 |
Wings and sword but no fire, I feel defeated already |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2522 |
You said, "Choose your weapon!" |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2523 |
You agreed to a sword fight to the death. No cheating. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2524 |
Now it's my turn to be Hamlet, and for once you can be Laertes. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2525 |
Fair is fair, puff. We'll go breath to breath next round. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2526 |
Two can play that game, George. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2527 |
Don't forget about the outdoor smoking ban. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2528 |
I know something you don't... I am not left handed. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2529 |
Are you sure you're Puff the Magic Dragon? |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2530 |
If he sticks we one more time - he's toast. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2531 |
The dragon slayer met his match in a dragon that was also a dragon slayer slayer. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2532 |
How much longer will this fight drag-on, it's almost knight-time! |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2533 |
I told you, if you want to breathe fire, I get to employ my drones. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2534 |
Now, Drogon, isn't this more fun than frying someone with a ball of fire? |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2535 |
And that was the last time Smaug agreed to be the Guestte of Honorre at the LARPing festival. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2536 |
Cheer up, Scales of Justice: The next guy was sentenced to the breath penalty. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2537 |
Unless you want me to call the EEOC, keep fighting this way. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2538 |
Choice of weapons, my ass! |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2539 |
It's not fiar, I have a big head and tiny arms. |
1.1143 |
0.07961 |
35 |
33 |
0 |
2 |
2540 |
I shouldn't have taken that Zantac earlier. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2541 |
This guy really burns me. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2542 |
And you’re absolutely positive this is a smoke-free area? |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2543 |
Intelligence wins over brute force, but you're too slow to realize that! |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2544 |
Maybe you should try pilates. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2545 |
Maybe you should have asked a few questions before offering to pet sit. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2546 |
O.K. If you're really St. Michael, let's see your I.D. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2547 |
I ask for a Tyrosonarous Rex and I get a Rex from Tyrosonarous |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2548 |
Sorry! Rock-Scissors-Paper-Match wasn't an option. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2549 |
Hey Puff: lets move this theater to Colorado...easy access, easy puff.. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2550 |
I still don't see how McGregor agreeing to a boxing match with Floyd Mayweather means I have to be limited to a sword fight with you. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2551 |
Wait! By chance are you related to Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, the Unburnt, Mother of Dragons, khaleesi to Drogo's riders, and queen of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros? |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2552 |
Memo to self: Remember to buy some flint from Lair Depot. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2553 |
Dueling an unarmed opponent is unchivalrous and dishonorable, therefore always be prepared to bring en extra sword for even your most primitive and jurassic foes. Excerpt from "The Knights of the Round Table: Rules and Regulations for Fair Duels" |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2554 |
You know, you and I - we're much alike. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2555 |
Remember! No ear-biting!!! |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2556 |
You may have a sword, but it is no match for my dragon-themed dinner plate shield. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2557 |
Armistice? |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2558 |
Do you realize that you can be disqualified since we are in a No Smoking area?? |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2559 |
Your neighbors were complaining about smelling fumes. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2560 |
"Well, Fafner, you wouldn't let me choose a flame thrower as my weapon of choice |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2561 |
Patience, my friend. It's all about the basics. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2562 |
Queensberry rules, okay? |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2563 |
I know you're steamed about the no-smoking laws. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2564 |
I clearly have more delegates than you do... |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2565 |
Adaptation is futile. Extinction rules. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2566 |
Who set up the handicaps? |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2567 |
Your Kahleesi wears combat boots! |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2568 |
And if you win, then you can barbecue. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2569 |
Looks like somebody didn't bring his A game. |
1.1143 |
0.05456 |
35 |
31 |
4 |
0 |
2570 |
Yes, Hillary! Wall Street's backing does make it a better symbol for Democrats! |
1.1143 |
0.07961 |
35 |
33 |
0 |
2 |
2571 |
Slay the mighty human. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2572 |
You should know that I'm pretty terrific at everything I do, and maybe dragons don't actually live forever. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2573 |
Don't you even care that the angry dragon smoke trick creates second hand smoke? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2574 |
Let's pretend: I'm the Ninja Hillary and you're the Evil Trump. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2575 |
First the can opener, and now this, the knight curses his left-handedness. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2576 |
Its time you learn to play by the white guy's rules |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2577 |
Can you stand still? Raphael is getting really mad! |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2578 |
Don't you know know that smoking is bad for your health? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2579 |
George, you really expect to slay me with these? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2580 |
That guy I ate strategically downed three bottles of Tums? Touche, crusader, touche. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2581 |
Just play dead whenever you get bored. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2582 |
You must think I used up all my flames on the internet. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2583 |
Mine isn't a sword, it's for fire-breathing knight kabob. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2584 |
It's so exciting to finally Meet you! I've been waiting for eight seasons. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2585 |
That all you got, ya wimpy lizard? C'mon, gimme your best shot! |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2586 |
Stop whining, flame-retardant. Now duel! |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2587 |
Isn't somehow odd that I, a dragon, am a better swordsman than you are? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2588 |
Chill, dude, it's just practice. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
2589 |
I told you to stop smoking |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2590 |
What evil deed did you do to earn your wings? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2591 |
This isn't as fun since you went solar! |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2592 |
This would be a lot easier without the EPA. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2593 |
I didn't mean to wake you |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2594 |
Trust me; this is how David got started. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2595 |
I expected a bigger sword, to be honest - has smoking stunted your growth? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2596 |
Hmm, the old arms race. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2597 |
Under the rules of the game I win the maiden...no maiden, no game. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2598 |
Sinusitis will be the death of me! |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2599 |
I told the King that you were a good sport. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2600 |
Don't blame me - the rules came from Debbie of the realm of Wasserman Schultz. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2601 |
Nice bingo wings! |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2602 |
Never heard of the Marquess of Queensberry Rules. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2603 |
You'll be remembered forever. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2604 |
Time for your last best word Trumposaurus! |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2605 |
So smoking really does stunt your growth! |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2606 |
So Ted says: "Now I know you have Hillary, Bernie, the Republican Establishment and probably `The Donald' in your pocket, but just to make it fair, I've decided to take you on Left Handed"`. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2607 |
You're history, George. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2608 |
She's huge. But, I am the Donald, a dragon slayer. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2609 |
...sliced, medium rare or well done...your choice |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2610 |
You forgot the password again didn't you? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2611 |
On guard, dragon. I'm just get gettin' fired-up! |
1.1111 |
0.07744 |
36 |
34 |
0 |
2 |
2612 |
Let's call it a draw this time. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2613 |
Brexit doesn't amuse me, Georgie |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2614 |
So the plan is you will take a dive in the 7th round. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2615 |
Two more lessons, Kid, and you can go for your license. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2616 |
I hate it when these duels keep draggin' on. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2617 |
You said with one hand tied BEHIND your back. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2618 |
Relax, I won't let this drag on. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2619 |
I thought these vorpal blades were supposed to work snicker-snack. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2620 |
You wouldn't hit a dragon with a cold, would you? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2621 |
Have you considered switching to e-cigarettes? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2622 |
Time out! Give me a sec to Tweet what a pathetic, dishonest and hopeless loser you are. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2623 |
You are in a smoke free zone |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2624 |
How dare you tell me "That this is a non-smoking zone." |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2625 |
A fair fight can be highly satisfying, old chap. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2626 |
My Princess Bride finds you smoking hot, so prepare to die. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2627 |
If only we were on cable... |
1.1111 |
0.06163 |
27 |
24 |
3 |
0 |
2628 |
You should really give your left arm a shot. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2629 |
Quit grousing - we agreed that in your back yard you can spit fire, but in mine you have to use the sword. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2630 |
The energy shortage has sure cramped your fighting style. |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
2631 |
I liked it better when they were jumping on the bed. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2632 |
I think you should know, I am not really left handed. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2633 |
I'm Puff The Magic Dragon, you idiot. |
1.1111 |
0.07744 |
36 |
34 |
0 |
2 |
2634 |
I know how you feel--I brought marshmallows. |
1.1111 |
0.07744 |
36 |
34 |
0 |
2 |
2635 |
en-vant garde! |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2636 |
Thanks. My doctor says second hand smoke is bad for me. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2637 |
You know what they say about dragons with small arms??... |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2638 |
Wow That was a drink! |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2639 |
With my ridiculous shield and your baby arms, we're getting nowhere fast. Let's bang our swords together a few more times then head out to the Fox & Goose for a cool one. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2640 |
OK, on the count of three you thrust and I parry. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2641 |
Fear not Balerian, you'll adjust to a lower carbon footprint. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2642 |
Sorry... next time I'll make the salsa a little less spicy. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2643 |
I knew I should have stretched first. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2644 |
I'm St. George. Historically, you can't win. |
1.1111 |
0.07744 |
36 |
34 |
0 |
2 |
2645 |
Oh yeah? Well, I've seen bigger left arms on a newt. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2646 |
Damn the Queensberry rules. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2647 |
"Now I why your called "Puff" the magic dragon. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2648 |
You're really good at this. Are you self-taught? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2649 |
The National Sword Association should, at the very least, have OK'd background checks for fire breathers. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2650 |
"You'll be thanking me the next time your furnace is down". |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2651 |
No, it is definitely not true what they say about soldiers with small shields. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2652 |
Did you know you have bad breath? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2653 |
You know, e-cigarettes come in a lot of flavors, but I don't think your supposed to eat them. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2654 |
I'm not sure Hansel is worth this... |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2655 |
I hate these non-smoking venues. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2656 |
Couldn't you have just lit my cigarette? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2657 |
You right-handed folks always fight the same. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2658 |
Aha, I thought it was a toupee, you small-handed, smoke-blowing monster! |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2659 |
"Those liberal pundits will never believe I did this" (Trump) |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2660 |
Fine, but I'm home team next time. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2661 |
Armed and dangerous Dragon? How about one and a half armed and dangerous? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2662 |
Puff, ever since you came back out of the cave, our friendship just hasn't been the same. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2663 |
Can we try rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock instead? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2664 |
Surrender before you burn me up! |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2665 |
my horse has gone for back up |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2666 |
You'll have to parry better than that if you want to rescue the princess. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2667 |
Dragon, shmagon--I always wanted to be a knight! |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2668 |
Let me guess, you're his right arm. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2669 |
Ah....Er....Ah....TOUCHE! |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2670 |
My name is GEORGE, not Doofess Head, you smelly fish. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2671 |
So suck it up. It's a gig, isn't it? |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2672 |
Stop huffing and puffing, and start fighting! |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2673 |
Let’s be chivalry about this, don’t want you heating up |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2674 |
I can't believe I let him talk me into 'Rock,Paper,Scissors'! |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2675 |
Thus unfolded the ancient legend of St. George and The Overly Stubborn Dragon Who Refused to Stoop to Just Breathing Fire and Getting It Over With Already. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2676 |
Saint George! You're the guy that slew my Pa! |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2677 |
Remember what we talked about Magnus, we express our feelings with swords... |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2678 |
I hear ya, Falkor; same with Guenevere; she just won't get off my back about it. Nice lunge by the way. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2679 |
I will not drink to excess before a duel..I will not drink to excess... |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2680 |
Yes, trans dragon, you must use your birth weapon in this kingdom. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2681 |
Here be no smoking! |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2682 |
You called me 'garlic breath'? Them's fighting words! |
1.1111 |
0.08153 |
27 |
25 |
1 |
1 |
2683 |
I love living in my parents basement |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2684 |
Sir Guile new allergy season was the time to strike |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2685 |
Usually I have a bit more fire |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2686 |
Hold it! I thought we agreed no breathing fire or smoke. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2687 |
Looks like your E-cig could use a cleaning. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2688 |
My golly, you're cute when you're mad! |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2689 |
Opposable thumbs will never take you as far as you think! |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2690 |
My name's David. What's yours? |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2691 |
This is way more fun with the new "no flames" rule - don't you agree? |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2692 |
You said you wanted to try human sushi, well, come and get me! |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2693 |
This is what we call medieval democratic socialism. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2694 |
This is giving me heartburn. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2695 |
Maybe after this we can play some checkers ? |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2696 |
What...lost your helmut |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2697 |
Say your prayers Dragon, I'm an accomplished switch slayer. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2698 |
Why did I sign up for this fencing class. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2699 |
(Insert Game of Thrones reference here.) |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2700 |
Not happy with the ban on asymmetric warfare? |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2701 |
Can you sing? We could make big bucks doing Wagner at the Met. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2702 |
You don't want to know what I have hiding in my shirt. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2703 |
I told you there were dragons in the bible! |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2704 |
You're lucky, I decided to cut out fried food of my diet. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2705 |
Waiting to exhale. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2706 |
Hodor |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2707 |
Don't blame me, Debbie Wasserman -Schultz made the rules. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2708 |
Would this vassal be included on the South Breach Diet Plan? |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2709 |
Parry - regenerate - riposte |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2710 |
Just because you're the king's one armed son don't think I'm going to go easy on you." |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2711 |
I give you but one chance to run and live, vile beast. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2712 |
If you do what you love, the treasure will follow. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2713 |
Just like I said, eventually the shale oil play was going to dry up. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2714 |
If you don't start following directions, I'm going to make you use your left hand, too! |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2715 |
Keep going. On your way to 10,000 hours of practice. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2716 |
Since when do dragons have to be carbon neutral? |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
2717 |
I was scheduled for a tempering. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2718 |
Next time, you wear the dragon suit. Let's see you look fat. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2719 |
Oh shoot...where's my sling. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2720 |
On Snapchat he looked more like a teddy bear. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2721 |
Dragon: You'll never guess where I got this sword from... |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2722 |
This is a great way to work out your arms. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2723 |
Methinks the wall our King ordered built wasn't high enough. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2724 |
In case you hadn't noticed, your claws are untied. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2725 |
We go through this every time, don't we? |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2726 |
Why can't we just get along? Why must you insist on being so 'dragon-like'? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2727 |
Your french is abominable. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2728 |
He thinketh he's kinsfolk! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2729 |
warrior one - kundalini breath of fire, activate! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2730 |
On guard! My throat has been sore and so I'll have to make do with this sword. |
1.1034 |
0.05755 |
29 |
26 |
3 |
0 |
2731 |
ONLY THIS KNIGHT CAN PREVENT WILDFIRES. |
1.1034 |
0.07600 |
29 |
27 |
1 |
1 |
2732 |
How the shish kebab was invented. |
1.1034 |
0.05755 |
29 |
26 |
3 |
0 |
2733 |
I didn't make up the rules. Deal with it. |
1.1034 |
0.05755 |
29 |
26 |
3 |
0 |
2734 |
I give up, what have you learnt to do? |
1.1034 |
0.07600 |
29 |
27 |
1 |
1 |
2735 |
I tried to quit. |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2736 |
I'm on a budget. I couldn't afford pants. |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2737 |
You seem to be dragging today. |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2738 |
Have you heard the one about David and Goliath? George and the Dragon? |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2739 |
Hey Pal, save the theatrics for the Main Street Parade. |
1.1000 |
0.07350 |
30 |
28 |
1 |
1 |
2740 |
Ewww! You have blackened catfish breath! |
1.1000 |
0.05571 |
30 |
27 |
3 |
0 |
2741 |
En garde, Puff! The Round Table bans smoking |
1.1000 |
0.05991 |
40 |
37 |
2 |
1 |
2742 |
You didn't mention anything about wearing a helmet? |
1.1000 |
0.05571 |
30 |
27 |
3 |
0 |
2743 |
We've decided you're on the wrong side of history. |
1.1000 |
0.05571 |
30 |
27 |
3 |
0 |
2744 |
Your English Lit professor is just plain wrong! Tolkien was the one who said, 'It simply isn't an adventure worth telling if there aren't any dragons.' |
1.1000 |
0.05991 |
40 |
37 |
2 |
1 |
2745 |
Never bring a knife to a sword fight. |
1.1000 |
0.05571 |
30 |
27 |
3 |
0 |
2746 |
And who knows, they might write a song about you, 'Puff the Sword Fighting Dragon'! |
1.1000 |
0.05571 |
30 |
27 |
3 |
0 |
2747 |
I could filet you like a steak if I wanted to, but I'm really "dragon" today. |
1.1000 |
0.04804 |
40 |
36 |
4 |
0 |
2748 |
Dragon could not help think the DNC rigged the rules. |
1.1000 |
0.07350 |
30 |
28 |
1 |
1 |
2749 |
If we ever have any chance of making a fire we gotta rub these sticks together faster! |
1.1000 |
0.05571 |
30 |
27 |
3 |
0 |
2750 |
Calm down. Where's the fire? |
1.1000 |
0.04804 |
40 |
36 |
4 |
0 |
2751 |
Hey Mr. Dragon, you're not supposed to have a sword, I am! |
1.1000 |
0.04804 |
40 |
36 |
4 |
0 |
2752 |
I thought the ad said "learn how to have a flight at night", not "learn how to have a fight like a knight"... |
1.1000 |
0.06980 |
40 |
38 |
0 |
2 |
2753 |
My sword is bigger than yours. |
1.1000 |
0.05571 |
30 |
27 |
3 |
0 |
2754 |
Because "buck teeth" is not on the Accepted Dueling Weapons list. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2755 |
One shish kabob coming up! |
1.1000 |
0.05571 |
30 |
27 |
3 |
0 |
2756 |
Next round is lefties! |
1.0976 |
0.05849 |
41 |
38 |
2 |
1 |
2757 |
You're not the dragon I met in college! |
1.0976 |
0.04692 |
41 |
37 |
4 |
0 |
2758 |
He thought income inequality was bad. |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2759 |
You know the rules, ixnay with the left arm! |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2760 |
Once again, Goliath, stick to the script. Wouldn't want to disappoint my fans. |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |
31 |
28 |
3 |
0 |
2761 |
Nate Silver told me you were going to die on your own any day now. |
1.0968 |
0.05398 |