Contest #523


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523


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2016-05-23
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2016-06-05 (estimated)
Number of captions 4189
Number of responses 249063
Number of participants 15090


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

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Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 You ordered from the wrong Amazon. 1.8912 0.01670 2260 848 810 602
1 Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care. 1.8186 0.02722 871 374 281 216
2 I think I ordered from the wrong Amazon. 1.8098 0.03314 610 273 180 157
3 I don't mind the monkey see as much as the monkey doo. 1.7660 0.03172 594 263 207 124
4 I'll tell you what could be more fun--a barrel of wine. 1.7562 0.03426 521 238 172 111
5 Can we have one argument without you bringing up the monkeys? 1.7495 0.03651 487 234 141 112
6 Why can't we just have an elephant in the room like everyone else? 1.7313 0.03914 402 192 126 84
7 Should I have gotten a half-barrel? 1.7303 0.03456 456 202 175 79
8 Apparently George was more than curious. 1.7119 0.03860 420 209 123 88
9 I feel like you've evolved and your friends haven't. 1.6958 0.03965 378 187 119 72
10 Do I complain about your spoon collection? 1.6948 0.03916 344 159 131 54
11 I miss the elephant in the room. 1.6843 0.03994 396 207 107 82
12 we might have ordered from the wrong amazon 1.6794 0.04367 315 161 94 60
13 No.... I'm pretty sure you left that off your dating profile. 1.6792 0.04170 318 155 110 53
14 I guess we both now know it was a banana in my pocket. 1.6764 0.04971 275 152 60 63
15 I believe you ordered from the wrong Amazon. 1.6656 0.04336 311 160 95 56
16 We can't get a refund without the original barrel. 1.6647 0.05717 170 85 57 28
17 You knew I was an uncle when you met me. 1.6525 0.04350 282 141 98 43
18 How long will they be observing us in our natural habitat? 1.6508 0.04659 252 128 84 40
19 Who can we regift? 1.6465 0.04156 297 147 108 42
20 Well...technically they were here before us. 1.6383 0.04754 235 120 80 35
21 Try not to think about where his hands have been. 1.6370 0.07023 135 78 28 29
22 Any side effects to your new prescription? 1.6342 0.04863 257 142 67 48
23 The zoo said I could work from home today. 1.6320 0.04812 250 135 72 43
24 I found them on ancestry.com. 1.6318 0.04804 220 111 79 30
25 How in the world could you forget to pick up bananas?! 1.6307 0.04259 306 162 95 49
26 Kiss our security deposit goodbye. 1.6271 0.04751 236 123 78 35
27 Still a fan of Airbnb? 1.6190 0.05218 210 115 60 35
28 Did I complain when you had your sisters for the weekend? 1.6189 0.04817 244 133 71 40
29 Now do you know what constant nit-picking feels like? 1.6162 0.05192 185 95 66 24
30 You said they were both girls! 1.6119 0.04929 219 117 70 32
31 I don’t mind the monkey see as much as I mind the monkey doo. 1.6087 0.05390 184 99 58 27
32 Life was easier when you were a cat person. 1.6065 0.04945 216 116 69 31
33 I'm suddenly in the mood for rhesus pieces. 1.6063 0.05225 221 127 54 40
34 Good thing it's not the year of the Ox. 1.6049 0.05198 205 113 60 32
35 I was hoping for the other kind of monkey business. 1.6034 0.05280 179 94 62 23
36 Just be glad it's not the Year of the Snake. 1.5973 0.04651 221 115 80 26
37 Let me know if they bother you. 1.5969 0.05248 191 104 60 27
38 Looks like I ordered from the wrong Amazon. 1.5959 0.05360 193 108 55 30
39 At least it's not the Year of the Snake. 1.5904 0.05045 188 99 67 22
40 Maybe AirBnB was a mistake. 1.5904 0.05425 188 106 53 29
41 I liked it better when you were the cat lady. 1.5899 0.05376 178 97 57 24
42 You'll always be my prime mate. 1.5896 0.05250 212 123 53 36
43 No more Airbnb. 1.5860 0.05089 186 99 65 22
44 Turns out the box was from THE Amazon... 1.5808 0.05591 167 93 51 23
45 Look on the bright side. No one will call you the Crazy Cat Lady." 1.5781 0.04752 192 99 75 18
46 I need to go out for b-a-n-a-n-a-s. 1.5765 0.05455 170 94 54 22
47 I had better see no evil on my new carpets. 1.5732 0.05742 164 94 46 24
48 I'm furious George. 1.5714 0.05637 168 96 48 24
49 I said money. I wish we had a barrel of money. 1.5697 0.05717 165 95 46 24
50 Let's just agree that the situation is evolving. 1.5629 0.05273 167 91 58 18
51 Jane regret move to big city? 1.5607 0.05457 173 99 51 23
52 The "monkey see" part is not what I'm worried about. 1.5600 0.05474 150 81 54 15
53 Are you having fun yet or should I open another barrel? 1.5597 0.05754 159 92 45 22
54 I ordered the home version of the Republican National Convention. 1.5587 0.05772 179 110 38 31
55 I'm their uncle. 1.5562 0.05864 160 95 41 24
56 Just while their barrel is being renovated. 1.5556 0.05675 162 94 46 22
57 I'm glad you're not one of those crazy cat ladies. 1.5541 0.05775 148 84 46 18
58 At least we finally got the elephant out of the room. 1.5536 0.05390 168 95 53 20
59 I told you not to go on eBay when you're drunk. 1.5517 0.06745 116 68 32 16
60 When do you think we should tell them we aren't their biological parents. 1.5515 0.05979 136 77 43 16
61 They're not the swinging partners I had in mind. 1.5506 0.05788 158 93 43 22
62 Surely you now regret saying Trump will be the nominee when monkeys fly out of my butt. 1.5500 0.06257 160 102 28 30
63 How much fun did you expect? 1.5488 0.05757 164 98 42 24
64 We'll see who's a moron once I get the typewriters. 1.5479 0.06154 146 88 36 22
65 Crazy that I've managed to stay single all these years. 1.5479 0.05076 188 107 59 22
66 I thought the ad said prime mates. 1.5455 0.05590 143 79 50 14
67 Thirty years and not one sonnet. 1.5448 0.06416 145 91 29 25
68 Are you sure he told you to let the chimps fall where they may? 1.5441 0.06423 136 83 32 21
69 Your body language is telling me there won't be a third date. 1.5435 0.06008 138 80 41 17
70 How come they're only "my" monkeys when they're bad? 1.5430 0.05772 151 88 44 19
71 I'm done with airbnb. 1.5424 0.06663 118 70 32 16
72 Now I understand why they never said 'smell no evil'. 1.5423 0.06291 142 87 33 22
73 Let the chimps fall where they may. 1.5423 0.05795 142 81 45 16
74 I told you not to install Windows 10. 1.5419 0.06019 155 95 36 24
75 I see that Ancestry.com delivers. 1.5410 0.05297 183 108 51 24
76 But I got them for peanuts. 1.5405 0.05703 148 85 46 17
77 It's not the "monkey see" that bothers me! 1.5404 0.05778 161 97 41 23
78 I like the way he does your hair. 1.5364 0.05461 151 85 51 15
79 The typewriters will be here tomorrow. 1.5359 0.05940 153 93 38 22
80 Enough small talk. Do you like monkeys? 1.5357 0.05860 140 81 43 16
81 That reminds me. We're out of bananas. 1.5352 0.05884 142 83 42 17
82 I want a paternity test. 1.5342 0.06083 146 89 36 21
83 Reese's? I thought you said Rhesus. 1.5338 0.06244 148 93 31 24
84 Do the other zookeepers bring their work home? 1.5333 0.05570 150 86 48 16
85 At least you won't be the crazy cat lady 1.5329 0.05898 152 92 39 21
86 Tell me you still have the barrel. 1.5319 0.06002 141 84 39 18
87 Is this about my monkeys? 1.5315 0.05938 143 85 40 18
88 I fail to see how this constitutes an "obsession". 1.5312 0.05967 128 73 42 13
89 Will there be a second date? 1.5306 0.05817 147 87 42 18
90 How long is your family staying this time? 1.5299 0.06757 134 87 23 24
91 I promised myself I would never become a cat lady. 1.5294 0.05806 136 78 44 14
92 Still want kids? 1.5294 0.05796 153 92 41 20
93 It’s only polite to groom him in return. 1.5294 0.06085 153 96 33 24
94 Never Airbnb from a man in a yellow hat. 1.5282 0.05887 142 84 41 17
95 You're the first date who's stayed more than five minutes. 1.5282 0.05715 142 82 45 15
96 I thought the bank offered us the prime rate but I must have misheard. 1.5282 0.05971 142 85 39 18
97 Are you sure the mushrooms you bought were chanterelles? 1.5276 0.06784 127 81 25 21
98 honey i think you ordered from the wrong amazon 1.5263 0.06276 133 81 34 18
99 Can we talk about the elephant in the room? 1.5263 0.06543 133 84 28 21
100 I said pick up some "cappuccinos" on the way home. 1.5256 0.05566 156 92 46 18
101 I thought the website said I would meet my prime mate 1.5255 0.06048 137 82 38 17
102 Not a monkey person? 1.5248 0.05745 141 82 44 15
103 They call me the Chimp Whisperer. 1.5245 0.05857 143 85 41 17
104 These aren't the swingers I had in mind. 1.5245 0.05599 143 82 47 14
105 You said you wanted to meet some swingers. 1.5245 0.05421 143 80 51 12
106 At least it's not the year of the tiger. 1.5225 0.06631 111 66 32 13
107 Just be grateful it's not the year of the Rat. 1.5224 0.05966 134 79 40 15
108 I still miss the kids. 1.5217 0.06190 138 85 34 19
109 Costco. 1.5210 0.05813 167 106 35 26
110 I didn't complain when you bought the ant farm. 1.5197 0.05360 152 87 51 14
111 Check your battery. I said "do you wanna monkey around" not "do you want a monkey around". 1.5194 0.06613 129 82 27 20
112 How come we never invite MY family'. 1.5188 0.06187 133 81 35 17
113 You never like my friends. 1.5188 0.05807 133 77 43 13
114 Maybe we should have gone with the half-barrel. 1.5188 0.06000 133 79 39 15
115 I miss the elephant. 1.5154 0.06103 130 78 37 15
116 Grooming is a sign of acceptance. 1.5137 0.05165 146 81 55 10
117 It's time we told the kids they're adopted. 1.5122 0.06362 123 75 33 15
118 At least there's no elephant in the room. 1.5118 0.06311 127 78 33 16
119 So you're sure nothing else is bothering you? 1.5116 0.05731 129 74 44 11
120 So can you believe it's been almost a year since I signed up for the Monkey-of-the-Month Club? 1.5116 0.06333 129 80 32 17
121 I bet my back doesn't seem that hairy now! 1.5115 0.06069 131 79 37 15
122 We never groom each other anymore. 1.5089 0.06711 112 69 29 14
123 Do you have the remote? 1.5085 0.06564 118 73 30 15
124 Let me guess...... you've been on Craigslist again! 1.5082 0.05612 122 68 46 8
125 I didn't know I was literally adopting them when I made my donation. 1.5081 0.06324 124 76 33 15
126 Don't worry. They will evolve. 1.5078 0.05869 128 75 41 12
127 I almost miss the cat. 1.5075 0.05479 134 76 48 10
128 At least we got rid of the Elephant in the room 1.5068 0.06011 146 92 34 20
129 Maybe what we need is another monkey. 1.5043 0.06694 115 72 28 15
130 Checking for lice shows you've been accepted into the troop. 1.5041 0.06755 121 78 25 18
131 Just be thankful it's not the Year of the Snake. 1.5038 0.05907 133 80 39 14
132 They're not evolving as quickly as I hoped. 1.5032 0.05367 155 92 48 15
133 It's actually not as much fun as I thought. 1.5000 0.05849 122 71 41 10
134 I could have sworn you told me to sign up for Amazon Primates. 1.5000 0.06832 104 64 28 12
135 Did you find them on Ancestry.com? 1.5000 0.06610 122 78 27 17
136 Open the barrel you said. It'll be fun you said... 1.5000 0.06623 114 71 29 14
137 I'm not sure the realtor did a full disclosure 1.4964 0.05780 137 83 40 14
138 It's not you...it's the monkeys. 1.4960 0.06077 125 76 36 13
139 What sort of evening did you have in mind? 1.4957 0.06264 117 71 34 12
140 You're free to fling your feces back at them also. 1.4957 0.06718 117 75 26 16
141 I said we could use a barrel of MONEY. 1.4957 0.06607 117 74 28 15
142 There's something that I've got to get off my back... 1.4955 0.06635 111 69 29 13
143 I thought the man was selling cappuccinos. 1.4954 0.07094 109 71 22 16
144 At least the elephant's out of the room? 1.4944 0.05014 180 109 53 18
145 Did you save the receipt? 1.4921 0.06248 126 79 32 15
146 I thought the will said he left you all his monies. 1.4911 0.06830 112 72 25 15
147 You said you missed the patter of tiny feet. 1.4911 0.06341 112 68 33 11
148 This is why we can't have nice things 1.4880 0.06077 125 77 35 13
149 Have you seen the remote? 1.4876 0.06547 121 78 27 16
150 They write one Shakespeare play and they think they own the place! 1.4876 0.06547 121 78 27 16
151 Is it the monkeys? 1.4874 0.06522 119 76 28 15
152 You seem a little distracted today. 1.4874 0.06186 119 73 34 12
153 Who buys a barrel without looking inside? 1.4870 0.06693 115 74 26 15
154 Are you sure those mushrooms you served were from the farmer's market? 1.4870 0.06693 115 74 26 15
155 Do you ever miss the elephant? 1.4867 0.06300 113 69 33 11
156 I misunderstood what you meant about having your distant relatives over. 1.4860 0.06688 107 67 28 12
157 Did the instructions say how to get them back in the barrel? 1.4833 0.06033 120 73 36 11
158 You never let me touch you like that. 1.4831 0.06452 118 75 29 14
159 This IS the smallest pack Costco sells. 1.4825 0.06259 114 70 33 11
160 I thought it said 'free money' 1.4825 0.06134 114 69 35 10
161 Should we talk about the elephant in the room? 1.4821 0.06588 112 71 28 13
162 You can blame Congress for cutting my research funding. 1.4815 0.06238 108 65 34 9
163 What else did you agree to on ancestors.com? 1.4804 0.06643 102 63 29 10
164 It's a jungle in here. 1.4800 0.05968 125 77 36 12
165 Well. at least you got them off your back. 1.4783 0.06218 115 71 33 11
166 The rainforests are disappearing faster than I thought. 1.4783 0.06576 115 74 27 14
167 I think it's time we put an end to this monkey business 1.4775 0.06250 111 68 33 10
168 This is not what I meant by a night of swinging. 1.4771 0.06594 109 69 28 12
169 Jane no like studio apartment? 1.4766 0.06816 107 69 25 13
170 I hope you kept the barrel. 1.4762 0.06504 105 65 30 10
171 It was definitely easier to ignore the 800 pound gorilla. 1.4757 0.06146 103 61 35 7
172 It's the "monkey do" part I'm worried about. 1.4741 0.06178 116 72 33 11
173 And we just got rid of the elephant in the room 1.4737 0.06500 114 73 28 13
174 Would you rather i go back to bee keeping? 1.4737 0.06618 114 74 26 14
175 I am curious--George 1.4737 0.06618 114 74 26 14
176 You said you wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet. 1.4732 0.05807 112 66 39 7
177 I had a different kind of monkeying around in mind. 1.4727 0.06675 110 71 26 13
178 Remember when I said you were using the wrong Amazon website? 1.4727 0.06799 110 72 24 14
179 They've been released as Super Delegates. 1.4722 0.06894 108 71 23 14
180 I think it's time we addressed the elephant in the room. 1.4706 0.06639 102 64 28 10
181 So how long will your family be staying? 1.4673 0.06812 107 70 24 13
182 I can think of several things that would be more fun. 1.4673 0.06412 107 67 30 10
183 I knew we shouldn't have trusted the man in the yellow hat. 1.4667 0.06776 105 68 25 12
184 I missed the 'barrel sold separately.' 1.4660 0.06142 103 62 34 7
185 I thought you said your family was not coming till next week. 1.4660 0.06733 103 66 26 11
186 Now I understand why Publishers Clearinghouse only talks about their GRAND prize. 1.4660 0.07010 103 68 22 13
187 Do you really think I would have bought all these monkeys if I knew your mother was allergic? 1.4653 0.06684 101 64 27 10
188 Wait 'til the COWS come home. 1.4649 0.06375 114 73 29 12
189 When does our "Monkey of the Month" subscription expire? 1.4646 0.06932 99 64 24 11
190 They’ll be staying for three weeks - just like your mother. 1.4643 0.06822 112 75 22 15
191 Another adage busted. 1.4639 0.07337 97 65 19 13
192 I think you signed up for Amazon Primal. 1.4636 0.06013 110 67 35 8
193 Yes but it's rent controlled. 1.4630 0.05946 108 65 36 7
194 I thought you meant something a little more risqué when you suggested bringing home some swingers. 1.4630 0.06089 108 66 34 8
195 I really just wanted the barrel. 1.4615 0.07676 78 50 20 8
196 I didn't complain when your cousins came to visit. 1.4609 0.05963 128 82 33 13
197 You knew when we married I was a monkey's uncle. 1.4608 0.07060 102 68 21 13
198 How would you feel about us getting a twelfth monkey? 1.4608 0.06486 102 64 29 9
199 You seem to be his favorite. 1.4602 0.06290 113 72 30 11
200 You asked what it'd be like to have kids. 1.4602 0.06414 113 73 28 12
201 I hear no evil and see no evil but if we don't get rid of these monkeys I am about to speak some serious evil. 1.4602 0.06290 113 72 30 11
202 The Airbnb listing DID say "grooming staff on premises". 1.4602 0.06290 113 72 30 11
203 I agree: No more monkey business. 1.4600 0.06878 100 65 24 11
204 Once the typewriter arrives my novel will practically write itself. 1.4588 0.07209 85 54 23 8
205 This isn't what I had in mind when I asked if you wanted to monkey around. 1.4579 0.06807 107 71 23 13
206 They really were much funnier in the barrel. 1.4574 0.06876 94 60 25 9
207 Tell me a little more about your family's background. 1.4571 0.06494 105 67 28 10
208 We need a second bathroom. 1.4563 0.06439 103 65 29 9
209 This isn't as much fun as I thought it would be. 1.4563 0.06585 103 66 27 10
210 Your profile said you like Jane Goodall. 1.4561 0.06371 114 74 28 12
211 Have we still got the barrel? 1.4559 0.05608 136 86 38 12
212 You're the one who wanted to join Swingers.com. 1.4554 0.06328 112 72 29 11
213 I said dating apps - not apes! 1.4537 0.06224 108 68 31 9
214 Survey Monkey has taken it up a notch. 1.4537 0.06224 108 68 31 9
215 A penny for your thoughts. 1.4528 0.06982 106 72 20 14
216 It was your idea to try and meet more Trump supporters. 1.4528 0.07110 106 73 18 15
217 I'm their favorite uncle. 1.4522 0.05955 115 72 34 9
218 It seemed simpler when they were on our backs. 1.4519 0.06536 104 67 27 10
219 That one is named George. He's just being curious. 1.4519 0.06244 104 65 31 8
220 Any word on how long the barrel will be in the shop? 1.4516 0.06754 93 59 26 8
221 I don't think I'm gonna to stay on my new medication. 1.4513 0.06157 113 72 31 10
222 We need one more for a jury of your peers. 1.4513 0.06531 113 75 25 13
223 They're Cage Free Monkeys! 1.4505 0.06493 111 73 26 12
224 But they were cheaper by the barrel. 1.4500 0.06571 100 64 27 9
225 For pity’s sake just tell them where you hid the bananas. 1.4490 0.06175 98 60 32 6
226 You never thanked me for the banana perfume. 1.4486 0.06537 107 70 26 11
227 This happens every time you go to Costco. 1.4474 0.05857 114 71 35 8
228 Would a couple of children have been so bad ? 1.4468 0.06699 94 60 26 8
229 I preferred the empty nest. 1.4466 0.06282 103 65 30 8
230 Free shipping through Amazon Primate though 1.4464 0.06321 112 73 28 11
231 I thought they'd be more fun out of the barrel 1.4457 0.07471 92 63 17 12
232 This is my first meeting of organ grinders annonymous 1.4455 0.06404 110 72 27 11
233 I think the seller should have disclosed this. 1.4455 0.06272 110 71 29 10
234 It's always something with you isn't it? 1.4454 0.05931 119 76 33 10
235 I've been thinking about getting another Monkey. 1.4444 0.06751 108 73 22 13
236 Just wait until the typewriters get here! 1.4444 0.07454 81 53 20 8
237 I can tell you have reservations about a second date. 1.4444 0.05784 108 66 36 6
238 No. I said we should start a foster home for "junkies" . 1.4434 0.06713 106 71 23 12
239 Have you seen my yellow hat? 1.4433 0.06711 97 63 25 9
240 Well at least no one will be calling you that crazy cat lady. 1.4433 0.06549 97 62 27 8
241 I don't complain about your relatives. 1.4433 0.07024 97 65 21 11
242 I can think of several things that are more fun. 1.4421 0.06645 95 61 26 8
243 So this is why you never mentioned your side of the family. 1.4421 0.06474 95 60 28 7
244 We bought it with a sub-primate mortgage. 1.4421 0.07133 95 64 20 11
245 What time do you expect the rest of your family? 1.4419 0.07508 86 58 18 10
246 this isn't the monkey business I thought you had in mind 1.4412 0.06164 102 64 31 7
247 I feel like I'm in a New Yorker cartoon 1.4412 0.06765 102 68 23 11
248 All they want is a typewriter. 1.4396 0.07364 91 62 18 11
249 Honestly -- Thry're not that much fun. 1.4393 0.06254 107 69 29 9
250 You remind him of his mother. 1.4393 0.06111 107 68 31 8
251 I didn't say "no monkey business"; I said that I "own a monkey business." 1.4388 0.06814 98 65 23 10
252 I liked it better when the Humane Society sent tote bags when we contributed. 1.4388 0.06165 98 61 31 6
253 Maybe the barrel is the fun part. 1.4388 0.06657 98 64 25 9
254 They had free two-day shipping. 1.4382 0.06957 89 58 23 8
255 It's time to spray for monkeys again 1.4382 0.06957 89 58 23 8
256 It's either this or watch another debate. 1.4375 0.06756 96 63 24 9
257 This is what happens when you take away their phones. 1.4375 0.07226 96 66 18 12
258 A few dozen typewriters and we'll be in business. 1.4375 0.06756 96 63 24 9
259 So...what's new? 1.4375 0.06756 96 63 24 9
260 Does this mean there's no second date ? 1.4369 0.06713 103 69 23 11
261 Fine. I'll say it. 'Hey hey we're the Monkees!' 1.4364 0.06652 110 75 22 13
262 The Super Delegates needed a place to stay. 1.4362 0.06858 94 62 23 9
263 We started with TWO little monkeys jumping on the bed ... I'm guessing those TWO little monkeys were doing more than just jumping on that bed. 1.4362 0.06858 94 62 23 9
264 Maybe kids wasn't a bad idea after all? 1.4362 0.06858 94 62 23 9
265 I'm afraid these are the best the GOP has to offer. 1.4356 0.06953 101 69 20 12
266 I want our DNA checked. 1.4348 0.07461 92 64 16 12
267 Tell me you didn't recycle the barrel. 1.4343 0.06910 99 67 21 11
268 What time on Sunday did you say the Goodalls got back? 1.4343 0.06605 99 65 25 9
269 I never thought I would say this ....but I miss the cats! 1.4343 0.06910 99 67 21 11
270 We have to do something with all those organ grinders in the basement. 1.4343 0.06447 99 64 27 8
271 This is not the monkey business I had in mind... 1.4343 0.06910 99 67 21 11
272 I always suspected you married me for my monkeys. 1.4340 0.06290 106 69 28 9
273 You know they were much more fun in the barrel 1.4336 0.06013 113 73 31 9
274 I've had enough fun. Where's the barrel? 1.4333 0.07075 90 60 21 9
275 Now to just find an infinite number of typewriters. 1.4333 0.07420 90 62 17 11
276 They were more fun when they were in the barrel. 1.4330 0.07314 97 68 16 13
277 When are the typewriters being delivered? 1.4330 0.06701 97 64 24 9
278 Have you seen my keys? 1.4327 0.06375 104 68 27 9
279 When the primaries are over we'll only have to keep one. 1.4327 0.06226 104 67 29 8
280 I always wanted to be an uncle. 1.4316 0.06463 95 61 27 7
281 Please tell me you saved the barrel ! 1.4316 0.06634 95 62 25 8
282 I don't care if you are their uncle 1.4314 0.06898 102 70 20 12
283 What did you think I meant when I said I wanted to monkey around? 1.4302 0.07312 86 58 19 9
284 I'm kind of glad we didn't take the whole dozen. 1.4301 0.06377 93 59 28 6
285 Are the therapy monkeys helping? 1.4299 0.06101 107 69 30 8
286 You can put them back in the barrel. I've had enough fun for today. 1.4286 0.07042 84 55 22 7
287 Did you leave the lid off the barrel again? 1.4286 0.06622 84 53 26 5
288 This is the last time I'm using survey.monkey. 1.4286 0.07353 91 63 17 11
289 My profile did say "monkeys around." 1.4286 0.06656 91 59 25 7
290 I know... But according to ancestry.com they're our relatives. 1.4286 0.06803 98 66 22 10
291 Locating relatives through DNA testing has some drawbacks we didn't count on. 1.4286 0.06610 105 71 23 11
292 Tell your friend I don't swing. 1.4286 0.06487 98 64 26 8
293 No wonder we have no bananas today! 1.4271 0.06745 96 64 23 9
294 Being more fun than this doesn't seem that hard. 1.4270 0.06945 89 59 22 8
295 Who's more fun now? 1.4270 0.06370 89 56 28 5
296 Next time we go to my place. 1.4270 0.06567 89 57 26 6
297 I guess they're more fun in a barrel. 1.4268 0.06948 82 53 23 6
298 At least you've gotten them off your back. 1.4268 0.07161 82 54 21 7
299 They say they mean business. 1.4257 0.06190 101 65 29 7
300 I'm so glad you're not a crazy cat lady. 1.4255 0.06677 94 62 24 8
301 I can't find the barrel. 1.4255 0.06847 94 63 22 9
302 Maybe it's just a metaphor. 1.4242 0.06748 99 67 22 10
303 It's called the Jane Goodall Experience. I found it on Craigslist. 1.4242 0.06273 99 64 28 7
304 You HAD to pick Door Number 3! 1.4242 0.06594 99 66 24 9
305 Sure it's bad but it's not "flying" monkey bad. 1.4239 0.07288 92 64 17 11
306 What? I didn't say anything to you when your friends were over. 1.4239 0.06416 92 59 27 6
307 Superdelegates lose some of their mystique in person. 1.4239 0.07450 92 65 15 12
308 Thought a monkeygram might cheer you up! 1.4239 0.06600 92 60 25 7
309 Family reunions are a painful reminder that I married beneath me. 1.4235 0.07367 85 58 18 9
310 They're on break until we get our delivery of typewriter ribbons. 1.4231 0.06261 130 92 21 17
311 Oh Reese's pieces! I thought you asked for rhesus feces. 1.4227 0.07155 97 68 17 12
312 All we need now is 11 typewriters. 1.4227 0.06527 97 64 25 8
313 I lost the barrel in the divorce. 1.4211 0.06622 95 63 24 8
314 I told you not to pick Door #3! 1.4211 0.08282 57 37 16 4
315 We should have just let them jump on the bed. 1.4211 0.06789 95 64 22 9
316 They're all rescues. 1.4211 0.06094 95 60 30 5
317 Aren't you even a little bit curious? 1.4211 0.06451 95 62 26 7
318 Barrel sold separately. 1.4206 0.06091 107 70 29 8
319 Amazon should go back to using drones. 1.4205 0.07178 88 60 19 9
320 I liked you better as a crazy cat lady. 1.4205 0.06804 88 58 23 7
321 It's still less stressful than your mother visiting 1.4205 0.07178 88 60 19 9
322 worst date ever 1.4203 0.07836 69 46 17 6
323 I guess you're not a swinger after all. 1.4198 0.06773 81 52 24 5
324 Maybe it's the *barrel* that is supposed to be fun. 1.4194 0.06892 93 63 21 9
325 You said you were allergic to cats 1.4194 0.06363 93 60 27 6
326 Maybe we should just BUY Shakespeare's complete works. 1.4194 0.07224 93 65 17 11
327 I miss the cockroaches. 1.4194 0.06177 93 59 29 5
328 I guess you misunderstood when I said monkey business. 1.4194 0.07224 93 65 17 11
329 Shall I set up the typewriter? 1.4186 0.07483 86 60 16 10
330 You've made your point. You can get your cats back. 1.4186 0.06505 86 55 26 5
331 In the old days it was the elephant in the room. 1.4184 0.06792 98 67 21 10
332 This is the equivalent of one teenager. 1.4177 0.07977 79 56 13 10
333 Jane want apartment. 1.4176 0.06823 91 61 22 8
334 I don't have guests over very often. 1.4176 0.07172 91 63 18 10
335 I never complain when your family visits 1.4176 0.05649 91 55 34 2
336 I thought it was a beer keg. 1.4175 0.06401 103 69 25 9
337 Still glad we went with Airbnb instead of my sister's? 1.4167 0.06893 96 66 20 10
338 Prepare for a monkey sea of monkey doo. 1.4167 0.07800 84 60 13 11
339 You were the one who wanted to hear the pitter patter of little feet around the house. 1.4167 0.06819 84 55 23 6
340 You should have picked what was behind Door Number Two. 1.4157 0.06354 89 57 27 5
341 I think it's time to spank the monkeys. 1.4157 0.06930 89 60 21 8
342 This is the last time I order from Amazon 1.4157 0.06930 89 60 21 8
343 Let's agree to stop ordering from Amazon. 1.4157 0.07112 89 61 19 9
344 At least you don't have lice anymore. 1.4149 0.06999 94 65 19 10
345 Yeah well you looked a lot younger in your photos. 1.4149 0.06490 94 62 25 7
346 The barrel was shipped separately. 1.4149 0.07160 94 66 17 11
347 How was your day? 1.4149 0.06664 94 63 23 8
348 How long is your family visiting for? 1.4138 0.06652 87 57 24 6
349 Do you want to watch a movie? 1.4138 0.07042 87 59 20 8
350 Sorry. It was just cheaper to get them by the barrel. 1.4138 0.06652 87 57 24 6
351 I'd rather save the whales. 1.4138 0.06652 87 57 24 6
352 Please don't tell me that this is all that she left you. 1.4138 0.07412 87 61 16 10
353 Happy anniversary! 1.4130 0.07108 92 64 18 10
354 You knew I liked monkeys when you married me. 1.4130 0.06016 92 58 30 4
355 And you thought the nitpicking couldn't get any worse. 1.4124 0.06676 97 66 22 9
356 Would we be having more fun if we kept the barrel? 1.4124 0.06513 97 65 24 8
357 I think our first date went well. 1.4124 0.06513 97 65 24 8
358 I thought you said you were a money hoarder. 1.4118 0.07352 85 59 17 9
359 Not exactly what I had in mind when you asked to bring home some swingers. 1.4118 0.07352 85 59 17 9
360 So ... notice anything different? 1.4111 0.07223 90 63 17 10
361 You said you wanted me to be more spontaneous. 1.4111 0.06684 90 60 23 7
362 You really think we need to discuss the elephant in the room? 1.4111 0.06684 90 60 23 7
363 How long does it take this acid to kick in? 1.4103 0.07398 78 53 18 7
364 Well you're the one who invited 11 organ grinders to dinner. 1.4096 0.07280 83 57 18 8
365 I thought they were both males. 1.4096 0.07075 83 56 20 7
366 Fine. Buy the typewriters. 1.4096 0.07075 83 56 20 7
367 I think you used the wrong Amazon account. 1.4091 0.06788 88 59 22 7
368 But the offer was buy ten get one free 1.4091 0.05214 110 68 39 3
369 When you said you had a fondness for Rhesus I thought you meant the candy! 1.4091 0.06788 88 59 22 7
370 Give them a chance. They are still evolving. 1.4091 0.06592 88 58 24 6
371 We're missing one. 1.4091 0.07162 88 61 18 9
372 This is fun. Shall I open another barrel? 1.4086 0.06348 93 61 26 6
373 What was wrong with being known as the Crazy Cat Lady? 1.4086 0.07046 93 65 18 10
374 Now I know how Paul Ryan feels! 1.4079 0.08203 76 55 11 10
375 It is so nice when your family visits. 1.4078 0.06237 103 69 26 8
376 Do you ever regret not having children? 1.4074 0.07196 81 55 19 7
377 I'm glad I didn't say you were horsing around! 1.4070 0.07281 86 60 17 9
378 I ordered them from Amazon. 1.4070 0.07648 86 62 13 11
379 The alpha male shouldn't have to go get his own beer. 1.4070 0.07091 86 59 19 8
380 MONEY! I said we needed more MONEY! 1.4070 0.07091 86 59 19 8
381 How was I supposed to know one was a female? 1.4070 0.07281 86 60 17 9
382 Is now a bad time to tell you that we are out of bananas? 1.4070 0.06895 86 58 21 7
383 Fine. I'll go get the barrel and return them. 1.4066 0.06808 91 62 21 8
384 I wish we had discussed this before you agreed to put up Trump’s delegates during the convention. 1.4066 0.07326 91 65 15 11
385 And together they select the weekly finalists. 1.4066 0.06985 91 63 19 9
386 And you'll be a monkeys' aunt. 1.4051 0.07753 79 56 14 9
387 You're the one who said you wanted to try swinging. 1.4048 0.06586 84 55 24 5
388 I thought you could use some cheering up. 1.4048 0.07209 84 58 18 8
389 I just assumed the barrel was empty. 1.4048 0.07008 84 57 20 7
390 That's your solution? Eleven organ grinders? 1.4048 0.06800 84 56 22 6
391 So this is what you meant when you invited me over to monkey around? 1.4045 0.06131 89 57 28 4
392 You're the one who sent the saliva sample to Ancestry.com. 1.4045 0.07096 89 62 18 9
393 I'd like a paternity test. 1.4045 0.06914 89 61 20 8
394 They're taking a break ..they just finished randomly typing the complete works of William Shakespeare. 1.4045 0.06727 89 60 22 7
395 I just think it's our responsibility to tell them they're adopted. 1.4045 0.06727 89 60 22 7
396 Well maybe you shouldn't have thrown out their typewriters. 1.4043 0.06648 94 64 22 8
397 Now isn't this more fun than a barrel of children? 1.4028 0.07310 72 48 19 5
398 You're right. They were more fun in the barrel. 1.4024 0.06689 82 54 23 5
399 I'm going to miss them when they go off to college.... 1.4024 0.07125 82 56 19 7
400 And you actually threw out the barrel? 1.4023 0.07025 87 60 19 8
401 They're taking a break from writing King Lear. 1.4023 0.07025 87 60 19 8
402 Please tell me you kept the barrel. 1.4023 0.06428 87 57 25 5
403 But you loved shark week! 1.4023 0.07025 87 60 19 8
404 Which Amazon site did you order from? 1.4022 0.06384 92 61 25 6
405 I take it you are still only dating organ grinders. 1.4022 0.06568 92 62 23 7
406 The twelfth one is running for president. 1.4022 0.07093 92 65 17 10
407 I warned you not to sign up for Ancestry.com. 1.4021 0.06498 97 66 23 8
408 They write Hamlet and they think they own the place. 1.4000 0.06667 90 61 22 7
409 What's the fun in keeping them all in the barrel? 1.4000 0.07352 75 51 18 6
410 The lab closed. What was I to do? 1.4000 0.08838 55 38 12 5
411 Did you order them from The Amazon or Amazon.com? 1.4000 0.05653 90 56 32 2
412 See if one of them can grind your organ tonight 1.4000 0.07672 80 57 14 9
413 This isn't what I was expecting when you said you were coming home early for some monkey business. 1.4000 0.07522 85 61 14 10
414 I'm sorry I called you our monkey wench. 1.4000 0.06923 95 67 18 10
415 They'll only be here till the cows come home. 1.4000 0.07827 75 53 14 8
416 Next time check the Airbnb references more thoroughly! 1.4000 0.07140 85 59 18 8
417 What's more fun than this? 1.4000 0.06941 85 58 20 7
418 Let's discuss the elephant in the room. 1.4000 0.06941 85 58 20 7
419 A barrel of wine would have been more fun. 1.4000 0.06851 90 62 20 8
420 My profile did mention I was a swinger. 1.4000 0.06851 90 62 20 8
421 They say we can't return them since we took them out of the barrel. 1.4000 0.06079 90 58 28 4
422 I never would have guessed that the barrel was such an integral part of the fun. 1.4000 0.07672 80 57 14 9
423 pretty sure your profile read money manager 1.4000 0.07207 90 64 16 10
424 OK. You can get the dog. 1.3978 0.06689 93 64 21 8
425 This is not what I meant by swinging. 1.3977 0.06163 88 57 27 4
426 Al least they're off my back 1.3977 0.06371 88 58 25 5
427 I liked it better when they were jumping on the bed. 1.3977 0.06573 88 59 23 6
428 But there was free shipping with Amazon Prime. 1.3977 0.06371 88 58 25 5
429 That would make you a monkey's aunt. 1.3977 0.06769 88 60 21 7
430 Couldn't we just send in the clowns? 1.3977 0.07145 88 62 17 9
431 What business did you say you are in? 1.3977 0.07145 88 62 17 9
432 You told me to invite our closest relatives. 1.3976 0.07655 83 60 13 10
433 I was sick of being called the cat lady. 1.3976 0.06844 83 56 21 6
434 Is there a monkey on my back? 1.3976 0.07055 83 57 19 7
435 I think we should be organ grinder donors. 1.3976 0.07460 83 59 15 9
436 So this is more fun than what? 1.3976 0.06626 83 55 23 5
437 The barrel was extra. 1.3976 0.07261 83 58 17 8
438 I'm not the one who signed up for the monkey of the month club. 1.3974 0.07147 78 53 19 6
439 How many monkeys does it take to ruin a marriage? 1.3974 0.07147 78 53 19 6
440 I've changed my mind. Let's have kids. 1.3974 0.06910 78 52 21 5
441 They think I'm their uncle. 1.3974 0.07147 78 53 19 6
442 Of course I like your family. 1.3974 0.06910 78 52 21 5
443 I changed my mind--I'd rather have children. 1.3974 0.06665 78 51 23 4
444 Would it help if I told you they were "rescue monkeys? 1.3974 0.06910 78 52 21 5
445 They were a hell of a lot more fun in the barrel. 1.3973 0.07489 73 50 17 6
446 The heart wants what it wants. 1.3973 0.08216 73 53 11 9
447 I'm guessing you're not a monkey person. 1.3973 0.07231 73 49 19 5
448 We were warned not to click on SurveyMonkey unless we recognized the sender. 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
449 Daylight come and me wanna go home. 1.3962 0.06242 106 73 24 9
450 It turns out you can have too many monkeys. 1.3958 0.06191 96 64 26 6
451 I DISTINCTLY told the sofa salesman that we wanted chintz. 1.3956 0.07141 91 65 16 10
452 I remember when you used to get at least 15 per barrel. 1.3953 0.06466 86 57 24 5
453 What happened to our coffee table? 1.3953 0.07449 86 62 14 10
454 The real fun is putting them back in the barrel. 1.3953 0.06876 86 59 20 7
455 I wish you had examined the terms of your aunt's will more carefully. 1.3951 0.06256 81 52 26 3
456 At least this time I didn't bring home crabs. 1.3951 0.07175 81 56 18 7
457 I bet you didn't notice the gorilla crossing the room. 1.3951 0.07175 81 56 18 7
458 How 'bout those Mets 1.3951 0.07387 81 57 16 8
459 I feel like we're in a Cartoon Caption Contest.... 1.3947 0.07741 76 54 14 8
460 You said you were bored and I listened. 1.3933 0.07256 89 64 15 10
461 I couldn't resist. They're rescue monkeys. 1.3933 0.06110 89 58 27 4
462 Maybe love does have limits. 1.3933 0.06315 89 59 25 5
463 Please tell me you didn't recycle that barrel. 1.3929 0.06341 84 55 25 4
464 I said I wanted a barrel of MONEY. 1.3929 0.07189 84 59 17 8
465 Ninety-seven percent DNA overlap isn't enough. 1.3929 0.07386 84 60 15 9
466 I miss cable. 1.3924 0.06599 79 52 23 4
467 Should we get some typewriters? 1.3924 0.07074 79 54 19 6
468 But with 12 the barrel is free. 1.3924 0.06841 79 53 21 5
469 I think we should get a cat. 1.3924 0.07732 79 57 13 9
470 But your profile said that you like pets. 1.3924 0.06599 79 52 23 4
471 That DNA ancestry thing goes back pretty far. 1.3919 0.08122 74 54 11 9
472 I will return them to the barrel as soon as you hand over the remote. 1.3919 0.07891 74 53 13 8
473 Not as much fun as they said it would be. Maybe we got a bad barrel. 1.3919 0.07407 74 51 17 6
474 Tell me again. You just added water and then what? 1.3913 0.06550 92 63 22 7
475 They were more fun when they were still in the barrel. 1.3913 0.07076 92 66 16 10
476 None of the kids seem to take after us... 1.3908 0.06811 87 60 20 7
477 What kind of business did you say you were in? 1.3908 0.06811 87 60 20 7
478 We really should have kept that barrel. 1.3908 0.06811 87 60 20 7
479 The barrel may be a more important component than I realized. 1.3902 0.07103 82 57 18 7
480 So what else did your eccentric aunt leave us? 1.3902 0.05950 82 52 28 2
481 Notice what? 1.3902 0.06666 82 55 22 5
482 The good news is you'll never have lice and fleas again. 1.3896 0.06956 77 52 20 5
483 You teach one to play the accordion. I'll teach the others to work the crowd with tin cups? 1.3896 0.06445 77 50 24 3
484 I told you not to leave the lid off the barrel! 1.3889 0.06260 90 60 25 5
485 I don’t think we missed out on anything not having kids. 1.3889 0.05517 126 86 31 9
486 At least they're not jumping on the bed. 1.3882 0.07119 85 60 17 8
487 You'll stop complaining once you're grub-free. 1.3882 0.06920 85 59 19 7
488 I think he's just grooming you. 1.3882 0.07119 85 60 17 8
489 Do I still seem primitive? 1.3882 0.06283 85 56 25 4
490 So....what type of business did you say you were in? 65,25,11,Well at least they're not on our backs any more. 49,11,5,Planet of the Apes in 3D is a little too intense for me. 49,15,4,The bonus features on this new Planet Of The Apes BluRay might be a bit too much. 35,3,1,One of these monkeys must have some Shakespeare in him. 51,16,4,What else do we need besides bananas? 42,5,3,I told you not to vote for Trump. 36,6,0,I've been hanging with you for a long time Doris and I still can't figure out what you want. 37,8,1,I told you they were probably delivered in a barrel for a very good reason. 51,5,4,You just had to go to Costco and get a whole barrel. 44,12,3,Could it be that Nigerian email that we replied to? 43,6,3,Does this mean we can't have sex? 40,8,1,Anything would be more fun than this. 31,3,0,WHAT CAN I SAY IT'S A MAN THING" 1.3882 0.06920 85 59 19 7
491 They share 98% of your DNA too. 1.3882 0.07313 85 61 15 9
492 Where's George? 1.3881 0.07039 67 44 20 3
493 Did you remember to put bananas on the grocery list? 1.3875 0.07002 80 55 19 6
494 I told you not to throw away the barrel. 1.3875 0.06535 80 53 23 4
495 They're a lot more fun inside the barrel. 1.3875 0.06772 80 54 21 5
496 At least they won't call you the Cat Lady. 1.3875 0.07225 80 56 17 7
497 Next time we'll order the half barrel. 1.3875 0.06535 80 53 23 4
498 So I got this email from a guy in Nigeria who claimed he was a prince ... 1.3875 0.06772 80 54 21 5
499 What did you think I meant when I suggested we monkey around 1.3875 0.06535 80 53 23 4
500 I guess little Georgie wasn't curious about birth control. 1.3875 0.07650 80 58 13 9
501 All we need now is the typewriters to finally get a winning cartoon caption. 1.3871 0.06670 93 65 20 8
502 Is this what you meant when you said tonight would be wild? 1.3871 0.06492 93 64 22 7
503 Still can't find a sitter? 1.3867 0.07568 75 53 15 7
504 I love music too. Can you guess my favorite band? 1.3867 0.07326 75 52 17 6
505 When do the typewriters arrive? 1.3867 0.07568 75 53 15 7
506 We've got to get out of this business. 1.3867 0.07326 75 52 17 6
507 Save the rain forest my ass 1.3864 0.06552 88 60 22 6
508 How long will we be watching your brother's kids? 1.3857 0.07958 70 50 13 7
509 I kind of think of them as my super delegates. 1.3855 0.07439 83 60 14 9
510 You're no Jane Goodall. 1.3855 0.07239 83 59 16 8
511 Our business model of selling to just organ grinders is not sustainable. 1.3855 0.07033 83 58 18 7
512 You said to gather the Trump supporters. 1.3855 0.07239 83 59 16 8
513 Just you wait until the typewriters get here. 1.3855 0.07239 83 59 16 8
514 One more and we've got a jury. 1.3855 0.07634 83 61 12 10
515 I liked it better when you were the crazy cat lady!!! 1.3846 0.07352 78 55 16 7
516 So this is what you meant when you invited me over for some monkey business? 1.3846 0.07792 78 57 12 9
517 It was either this or listen to more election coverage. 1.3846 0.07122 78 54 18 6
518 You had your mother here last week. This weekend is mine. 1.3846 0.07122 78 54 18 6
519 I told you not to buy bananas at Costco! 1.3846 0.07122 78 54 18 6
520 The first barrel was more fun. 1.3846 0.07352 78 55 16 7
521 When I said "We need to save the monkeys" I didn't mean us personally. 1.3837 0.07242 86 62 15 9
522 I told you I was a monkeys uncle! 1.3836 0.07461 73 51 16 6
523 What's Jane Goodall's cell? 1.3827 0.06932 81 56 19 6
524 I’d like to propose an amendment to our ‘no cats’ agreement. 1.3827 0.06705 81 55 21 5
525 I kept telling you not to open the barrel... 1.3827 0.06932 81 56 19 6
526 It seems we have a few things to discuss before we get to the 800-pound gorilla in the room. 1.3827 0.06932 81 56 19 6
527 Maybe we should have asked what the prize was when we bought the raffle. 1.3827 0.06932 81 56 19 6
528 They're not really that much fun. 1.3826 0.05604 115 78 30 7
529 Try meditating 1.3820 0.07058 89 64 16 9
530 At least they are off your back. 1.3820 0.06292 89 60 24 5
531 Can you put bananas on the list? 1.3816 0.07247 76 53 17 6
532 I think its time we got out of the monkey business 1.3816 0.07001 76 52 19 5
533 It was either this or a tote bag. You have a hundred tote bags. 1.3816 0.07940 76 56 11 9
534 ...but it's close to the subway. 1.3816 0.07001 76 52 19 5
535 Just wait until they write my first novel. 1.3814 0.05943 97 65 27 5
536 Not until I’d opened the barrel did it occur to me you were being sarcastic. 1.3810 0.06964 84 59 18 7
537 Anything else you haven't me about your family. 1.3810 0.07364 84 61 14 9
538 See? You hardly notice them! 1.3810 0.06755 84 58 20 6
539 Maybe it's sea monkeys which are easy to raise and an endless source of fun and amusement. 1.3810 0.06539 84 57 22 5
540 They're more fun when they're in the barrel. 1.3810 0.06316 84 56 24 4
541 Complete works? They haven't even written a sonnet. 1.3803 0.07864 71 51 13 7
542 I told you we were reading too much Vonnegut. 1.3797 0.07048 79 55 18 6
543 How could you forget the bananas? 1.3797 0.07494 79 57 14 8
544 Did you get a haircut? 1.3797 0.07494 79 57 14 8
545 They're not that much fun. 1.3789 0.06554 95 67 20 8
546 I don't think they sold us two males. 1.3784 0.07123 74 51 18 5
547 It's a side of me I hadn't expected to reveal so soon. 1.3784 0.08096 74 55 10 9
548 Exactly when will they start typing "Hamlet"? 1.3784 0.07123 74 51 18 5
549 Really? Worse than a visit from my mother? 1.3784 0.07378 74 52 16 6
550 Next time they sell us two male chimps I'm going to check under the hood. 1.3784 0.07123 74 51 18 5
551 Did you remember to get the typewriters too? 1.3780 0.07690 82 61 11 10
552 It's your turn to put them to bed. 1.3768 0.06562 69 45 22 2
553 I knew you were a monkey's uncle when we got married - I just didn't realize your brother was so prolific. 1.3768 0.07473 69 48 16 5
554 Aren’t you glad we decided not to have kids? 1.3766 0.06927 77 53 19 5
555 Its none of their business! 1.3766 0.07169 77 54 17 6
556 Let's think about going back to cable. 1.3766 0.06414 77 51 23 3
557 But we'll never see a cost per barrel this low again. 1.3766 0.07169 77 54 17 6
558 Aren't there supposed to be twelve per barrel? 1.3766 0.06414 77 51 23 3
559 If they're driving you bananas just say so. 1.3766 0.07169 77 54 17 6
560 Well. you told them they couldn't jump on the bed. 1.3766 0.06676 77 52 21 4
561 Ready to rethink my request for a dog? 1.3766 0.06414 77 51 23 3
562 Trust me. There are no elephants in the room 1.3750 0.07516 72 51 15 6
563 Herding cats is so cliche' 1.3750 0.06826 96 70 16 10
564 I'm just not a `cat person`. 1.3750 0.06976 72 49 19 4
565 I TOLD you not to throw out the barrel. 1.3750 0.06745 80 55 20 5
566 One more and we've got a movie. 1.3750 0.07251 72 50 17 5
567 And I say it is evidence of global warming. 1.3750 0.06975 80 56 18 6
568 The instructions specifically said not to throw away the barrel. 1.3750 0.06506 80 54 22 4
569 Fine. You win. A dozen wild monkeys do not make better house guests than your mother. 1.3750 0.06917 88 63 17 8
570 I give up. Just last year you complained that I never do anything spontaneous for your birthday. 1.3750 0.06745 80 55 20 5
571 Another sale? 1.3750 0.07199 80 57 16 7
572 You know I hate when you bring your work home. 1.3750 0.06390 72 47 23 2
573 It looked just like a pickle barrel. 1.3750 0.06745 80 55 20 5
574 It'll pay off once we buy enough typewriters. 1.3750 0.06975 80 56 18 6
575 Is the barrel still in the garage? 1.3735 0.06112 83 55 25 3
576 Grooming a stranger for lice is their highest honor. 1.3733 0.06785 75 51 20 4
577 You'd better add 'bananas' to your grocery list. 1.3733 0.06785 75 51 20 4
578 I’m in the monkey business. 1.3731 0.07001 67 45 19 3
579 I wish we could get them back in the barrel. 1.3731 0.07001 67 45 19 3
580 I thought I said no monkey business 1.3729 0.05218 118 79 34 5
581 According to Ancestry.com we share 98.8% of our DNA with them. 1.3729 0.05489 118 81 30 7
582 You're right. It was more fun when they were in the barrel. 1.3723 0.06929 94 69 15 10
583 He's just 'nit picking' Bernardine. 1.3721 0.06829 86 61 18 7
584 Know any organ grinders? 1.3721 0.06416 86 59 22 5
585 What did you think I meant by "monkeying around?" 1.3718 0.06607 78 53 21 4
586 And just what would this new business be called? 1.3718 0.06854 78 54 19 5
587 Mr. Trump's here to pick up his V.P. candidate. 1.3718 0.07765 78 58 11 9
588 I thought you only gave King Kong a kiss 1.3718 0.07324 78 56 15 7
589 I should never have opened that barrel. 1.3718 0.06854 78 54 19 5
590 You did say no cats... 1.3718 0.06350 78 52 23 3
591 My ex-wife used to call this foreplay. 1.3718 0.07548 78 57 13 8
592 They were a lot more fun when they were in the barrel. 1.3718 0.07765 78 58 11 9
593 Maybe we should have kept the barrel. 1.3714 0.06801 70 47 20 3
594 This is nothing compared to the monkey business at work. 1.3714 0.07099 70 48 18 4
595 I guess it just isn't that much fun without the barrel. 1.3704 0.07338 81 59 14 8
596 Have you been using that banana-scented soap again? 1.3704 0.07124 81 58 16 7
597 Why are you complaining? You're the alpha. 1.3704 0.06677 81 56 20 5
598 Good thing we only got the small barrel. 1.3704 0.07545 81 60 12 9
599 You're in their spot 1.3704 0.06442 81 55 22 4
600 I sense that things have changed between us? 1.3699 0.07430 73 52 15 6
601 We can't return them. I didn't keep the barrel. 1.3699 0.07169 73 51 17 5
602 I told you not to order from Amazon. 1.3699 0.07169 73 51 17 5
603 What do you think about getting a few sea otters for the bathroom? 1.3699 0.07430 73 52 15 6
604 It's your turn to put them back in the barrel. 1.3692 0.08077 65 47 12 6
605 It’s nice to get some attention from the alpha male. 1.3684 0.06446 76 51 22 3
606 I told you it was a mistake to join the Barrel of the Month Club. 1.3684 0.06969 76 53 18 5
607 Admit it. They were more fun in the barrel. 1.3684 0.07456 76 55 14 7
608 You told me a monkey could fix the toilet. Now you can choose the one most qualified. 1.3684 0.07687 76 56 12 8
609 I needed the barrel for the wine I'm making. 1.3684 0.06969 76 53 18 5
610 At least I got the one off your back. 1.3684 0.06446 76 51 22 3
611 i think it's the banana perfume you're wearing. 1.3684 0.07216 76 54 16 6
612 Perhaps this was a bad idea. 1.3684 0.07216 76 54 16 6
613 You promised we would go see my mother when monkeys flew out of my butt. 1.3679 0.06474 106 78 17 11
614 I know you come from a family of swingers but its just not my thing. 1.3678 0.06764 87 62 18 7
615 Are you sure they gave you the right information on our sperm donor? 1.3671 0.07246 79 57 15 7
616 Do you remember where we put that barrel? 1.3671 0.06540 79 54 21 4
617 Well at least they're not on my back any more. 1.3671 0.06540 79 54 21 4
618 I told you not to get the banana air freshener. 1.3671 0.06783 79 55 19 5
619 Let's instead talk about the elephant in the room. 1.3671 0.07467 79 58 13 8
620 When is your family leaving? 1.3671 0.07019 79 56 17 6
621 Wanna make it an even dozen? 1.3671 0.07019 79 56 17 6
622 Jane Goddall's Airbnb. 1.3671 0.07019 79 56 17 6
623 I'm tired of playing 'hide the banana.' How 'bout you? 1.3662 0.08084 71 53 10 8
624 It's taken a while but I think they're starting to accept you. 1.3659 0.06610 82 57 20 5
625 Do you remember where I left the barrel? 1.3656 0.06448 93 66 20 7
626 I forgot what I was going to say. 1.3649 0.07833 74 55 11 8
627 Which part of 'my distant cousins are coming to dinner' didn't you understand. 1.3649 0.07346 74 53 15 6
628 Suddenly I have the sudden urge to throw poop. 1.3649 0.07346 74 53 15 6
629 I said a barrel of MONEY 1.3649 0.07089 74 52 17 5
630 They're not really that fun. 1.3647 0.06449 85 59 21 5
631 I warned you we should keep the packaging. 1.3636 0.06380 77 52 22 3
632 But it's our third date. I just assumed... 1.3636 0.07374 77 56 14 7
633 I dunno. I can think of several things more fun than this. 1.3636 0.06642 77 53 20 4
634 It sure takes a lot to get you to smile anymore. 1.3636 0.06106 77 51 24 2
635 So when will the rest of your relatives show up? 1.3636 0.07138 77 55 16 6
636 When I said 'rent 12 Monkeys ...' 1.3636 0.07138 77 55 16 6
637 They're as much your family as mine. Why don't you tell them to leave. 1.3636 0.06642 77 53 20 4
638 Now we just need some typewriters. 1.3636 0.06642 77 53 20 4
639 Anyone can see it's your first time meditating. 1.3636 0.07138 77 55 16 6
640 So how did you meet this Kong fellow? 1.3636 0.07675 66 47 14 5
641 Why must you always bring your work home with you??? 1.3625 0.06474 80 55 21 4
642 You think THIS is what the marriage counselor meant by ‘a little monkey business?’ 1.3625 0.06945 80 57 17 6
643 Don't even think about what's going on in the bedroom. 1.3625 0.06945 80 57 17 6
644 This place is a zoo. 1.3625 0.06474 80 55 21 4
645 If they didn't like you they'd be throwing feces by now. 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
646 Monkeying around? I though you said you wanted more monkeys around! 1.3625 0.06474 80 55 21 4
647 Hand me my monkey wrench. 1.3625 0.06714 80 56 19 5
648 Is that a banana in your pocket? 1.3623 0.07436 69 49 15 5
649 Now we just need to find enough typewriters. 1.3611 0.07481 72 52 14 6
650 They're not fun anymore. 1.3611 0.07987 72 54 10 8
651 I'd be having even more fun if they were back in their barrel. 1.3611 0.06939 72 50 18 4
652 I'll take a barrel of wine over this any day. 1.3611 0.06939 72 50 18 4
653 You still want to monkey around? 1.3611 0.06651 72 49 20 3
654 I'm thinking we should go back to cats. 1.3611 0.07215 72 51 16 5
655 Have you traced your family tree back far enough now? 1.3611 0.06939 72 50 18 4
656 They were supposed to come with a barrel. 1.3600 0.07263 75 54 15 6
657 Can I interest you in a banana? 1.3600 0.07507 75 55 13 7
658 It was your idea to host the Presidential debate. 1.3600 0.07011 75 53 17 5
659 I told ancestry.com to unearth all leads. 1.3600 0.07507 75 55 13 7
660 They're distant relatives. 1.3600 0.07011 75 53 17 5
661 I can only return them in the original packaging and you threw out the barrel. 1.3600 0.06749 75 52 19 4
662 I got them so your family won't stay long. 1.3600 0.06749 75 52 19 4
663 They were more fun in the barrel. 1.3600 0.07011 75 53 17 5
664 You left the barrel open again. 1.3600 0.07011 75 53 17 5
665 I've never seen Coco like any of my dates before. 1.3600 0.07507 75 55 13 7
666 How was I supposed to know that the barrel was sold separately? 1.3600 0.06749 75 52 19 4
667 Did you eat the last banana? 1.3600 0.07744 75 56 11 8
668 Did you remember to buy bananas? 1.3600 0.06192 75 50 23 2
669 You're in denial about the monkey business going on around here. 1.3600 0.06749 75 52 19 4
670 You weren't clear when you said that you were up for some monkey business. 1.3596 0.06032 89 61 24 4
671 Remind me why we nixed the goldfish? 1.3594 0.07509 64 45 15 4
672 Maybe it's time we had the monkey conversation. 1.3590 0.07061 78 56 16 6
673 You'll be glad to know my term as president of the Jane Goodall Fan Club ends tomorrow. 1.3590 0.06822 78 55 18 5
674 I think they're probably more fun in a barrel. 1.3590 0.06573 78 54 20 4
675 I brought some work home from the zoo. 1.3590 0.07293 78 57 14 7
676 One more and we'll be a Bruce Willis movie. 1.3590 0.07293 78 57 14 7
677 The minimum purchase was eleven to qualify for the free shipping. I think they like you. 1.3590 0.06315 78 53 22 3
678 I prefer the 800 pound gorilla. 1.3590 0.06573 78 54 20 4
679 Just be nice. We never get invited to Jane Goodall's parties. 1.3590 0.06315 78 53 22 3
680 You never said you were allergic. 1.3590 0.07293 78 57 14 7
681 See if you can identify the 'real' Curious George...... 1.3590 0.07737 78 59 10 9
682 I'll never make a bet with a zookeeper again. 1.3590 0.07293 78 57 14 7
683 Are you sure you didn't eat the last banana? 1.3590 0.06573 78 54 20 4
684 You wanted persimmons? I thought you said "pert simians". 1.3590 0.06573 78 54 20 4
685 I thought I was ordering 'The Monkees: The Complete Series'. 1.3590 0.06822 78 55 18 5
686 Maybe you should have asked a few questions before offering to pet sit. 1.3590 0.06315 78 53 22 3
687 I Googled "fun" and this is what I got. 1.3580 0.06409 81 56 21 4
688 You told them to get off the bed. 1.3580 0.07095 81 59 15 7
689 I told you not to throw the barrel away after you opened it. 1.3571 0.07347 70 50 15 5
690 I never said they all looked like your Aunt Martha. 1.3571 0.08615 56 41 10 5
691 I'm thinking about getting out of the monkey business. 1.3571 0.07060 70 49 17 4
692 Your profile did say you like animals 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
693 my relatives?? I thought they were yours 1.3562 0.06861 73 51 18 4
694 They'll settle down once I get the typewriters' 1.3562 0.07648 73 54 12 7
695 I guess I forgot to mention them on my eHarmony profile. 1.3562 0.06861 73 51 18 4
696 When does our subscription run out? 1.3562 0.06861 73 51 18 4
697 It will be worth it come tax time. 1.3562 0.08130 73 56 8 9
698 What time did Jane say she was coming by to pick them up? 1.3553 0.07183 76 55 15 6
699 We're going to need more typewriters. 1.3553 0.07183 76 55 15 6
700 So how long have you been on Match.com? 1.3553 0.07423 76 56 13 7
701 This is the last time we volunteer to babysit during the organ grinders convention. 1.3553 0.06934 76 54 17 5
702 I'm thinking of getting a barrel full of something else. 1.3553 0.07183 76 55 15 6
703 Do I even want to know where the twelfth monkey is...? 1.3553 0.06128 76 51 23 2
704 Do you suppose "More fun than....." might have been meant in sarcasm? 1.3553 0.07183 76 55 15 6
705 He says it's your turn. He was in the middle last time. 1.3553 0.07423 76 56 13 7
706 I hate to say 'I said so' but I did warn you about drinking and shopping on Amazon. 1.3553 0.07183 76 55 15 6
707 You opened the barrel in my bathroom didn't you? 1.3553 0.06676 76 53 19 4
708 Maybe you should go on your meds again. 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
709 At least they aren't on your back. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
710 I warned you about using that ancestry website. 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
711 I told you I was more fun than a barrel of monkeys. 1.3540 0.05611 113 80 26 7
712 Do you think we've practiced enough to have real children now? 1.3538 0.06367 65 43 21 1
713 You've got to think outside of the barrel... 1.3538 0.07731 65 47 13 5
714 What made you think that they would be more fun out of the barrel? 1.3529 0.07042 85 63 14 8
715 HAMLET? They haven't even started typing FIFTY SHADES OF GRAY! 1.3529 0.07486 68 49 14 5
716 At least we won't have to pay for their college education. 1.3521 0.06978 71 50 17 4
717 The Airbnb agreement isn't clear on that point. 1.3521 0.07532 71 52 13 6
718 You said you want to thank my team of stock pickers in person. 1.3521 0.06978 71 50 17 4
719 Too much fun? 1.3521 0.08295 71 55 7 9
720 Remember yesterday when you did that Tarzan yell ? 1.3521 0.07260 71 51 15 5
721 Looks like you'll be a monkey's aunt. 1.3514 0.06215 74 50 22 2
722 Another order from Amazon...? 1.3514 0.06506 74 51 20 3
723 Well look what the wind blew in from your family tree. 1.3514 0.06506 74 51 20 3
724 But you said swinging might rejuvenate us! 1.3514 0.07310 74 54 14 6
725 They say for every one you see there's ten more hiding in the walls. 1.3514 0.07310 74 54 14 6
726 Are we having fun yet? 1.3514 0.06784 74 52 18 4
727 I think they were more fun in the barrel. 1.3506 0.07570 77 58 11 8
728 I wish we'd never gotten into this monkey business. 1.3506 0.06605 77 54 19 4
729 Had a barrel of fun yet? 1.3506 0.07570 77 58 11 8
730 I'm leaving you Frank. I'm really sick of your monkey business. 1.3506 0.07104 77 56 15 6
731 I still think a giant flat screen TV would be more fun. 1.3500 0.09164 40 28 10 2
732 I told you we should have kept the barrel. 1.3500 0.07820 60 43 13 4
733 This is NOT what I thought you meant by a little monkeying around at your place! 1.3500 0.06680 80 57 18 5
734 I hope you saved the receipt. And the barrel. 1.3492 0.06848 63 43 18 2
735 YOU were the one who said to open the barrel. 1.3492 0.07559 63 45 14 4
736 we must ask the cleaning service to send a different crew next time. 1.3485 0.07931 66 49 11 6
737 So you just want to hang around the house tonight? 1.3485 0.06994 66 46 17 3
738 You seem to be one monkey short of a barrel. 1.3485 0.07320 66 47 15 4
739 What did you think I meant by monkey business? 1.3485 0.06652 66 45 19 2
740 I think you're taking this paleo lifestyle a little too far. 1.3485 0.07320 66 47 15 4
741 Well at least they're not on the bed anymore. 1.3478 0.07394 69 50 14 5
742 It's not as much fun without the barrel. 1.3478 0.07677 69 51 12 6
743 Fair’s fair. Next weekend my relatives visit. 1.3478 0.07950 69 52 10 7
744 And then you would become their aunt. 1.3478 0.06793 69 48 18 3
745 Bobo's missing. 1.3478 0.07950 69 52 10 7
746 I refuse to be one of those crazy cat ladies 1.3478 0.07394 69 50 14 5
747 Can we please just let them jump on the bed? 1.3478 0.07677 69 51 12 6
748 It's no use - they're committed to Trump. 1.3472 0.07701 72 54 11 7
749 I've had it up to here with your monkey business. 1.3472 0.07443 72 53 13 6
750 Were you playing Jumanji? 1.3472 0.06897 72 51 17 4
751 And that one I named Vidal Baboon. 1.3467 0.07227 75 55 14 6
752 I wish we had never evolved. 1.3467 0.06710 75 53 18 4
753 How was I supposed to know what was in the barrel?!' 1.3467 0.07227 75 55 14 6
754 No wonder the rent is so cheap. 1.3467 0.06710 75 53 18 4
755 You would have preferred kids? 1.3467 0.06710 75 53 18 4
756 You've had your fun. Now put them back in the barrel. 1.3467 0.06710 75 53 18 4
757 I told you not to shop for a pet at Costco. 1.3467 0.06710 75 53 18 4
758 I'm sitting here wondering where we went wrong Irene. 1.3467 0.07472 75 56 12 7
759 This is NOT what I meant when I said I wanted to monkey around! 1.3467 0.07940 75 58 8 9
760 O.K. You win. Bring back your cats. 1.3467 0.06973 75 54 16 5
761 This is the last time we host for Air BnB. 1.3462 0.06276 78 54 21 3
762 I taught him that. 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
763 Perhaps we should have met with the geneticist. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
764 Now imagine a two-year-old. 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
765 I had my doubts about your infertility doctor. 1.3456 0.05461 136 101 23 12
766 Imagine. What would Jane Goodall do? 1.3438 0.07460 64 46 14 4
767 They're driving me bananas. 1.3438 0.07785 64 47 12 5
768 I'm beginning to think you only married me for the monkeys. 1.3433 0.06573 67 46 19 2
769 what else did you buy at the dollar store? 1.3433 0.07535 67 49 13 5
770 The barrel looks much smaller on Amazon. 1.3433 0.07535 67 49 13 5
771 I told you not to play jumangi. 1.3433 0.07228 67 48 15 4
772 Maybe they're just fun in the barrel. 1.3433 0.07829 67 50 11 6
773 They are not mine. They are my uncle's monkeys. 1.3433 0.07535 67 49 13 5
774 Airbnb said it was a great place to monkey around. 1.3433 0.07228 67 48 15 4
775 Are you sure you want children? 1.3429 0.07583 70 52 12 6
776 At least the Joneses don't come by anymore. 1.3429 0.06398 70 48 20 2
777 I just wish they weren't all such social climbers. 1.3429 0.06066 70 47 22 1
778 What exactly did it say on the barrel? 1.3429 0.07015 70 50 16 4
779 A premium shipment from Amazon. 1.3429 0.07015 70 50 16 4
780 Well they were right: "Perfect pad for a little monkey business." 1.3429 0.07583 70 52 12 6
781 I told you we would never get them back in the barrel. 1.3429 0.07305 70 51 14 5
782 I swear I'll fix the lid on the barrel this weekend. 1.3429 0.07015 70 50 16 4
783 I don't care what they want--I'm not watching Tarzan again 1.3425 0.06819 73 52 17 4
784 Remember when a barrel of monkeys contained a dozen. 1.3425 0.07356 73 54 13 6
785 Is it bedtime for Bonzos yet? 1.3425 0.07092 73 53 15 5
786 I told you that genealogist was trouble. 1.3425 0.07092 73 53 15 5
787 Pretty sure anything would be more fun than this. 1.3425 0.07092 73 53 15 5
788 You forgot the typewriters. 1.3425 0.07092 73 53 15 5
789 ancestry.com delivers! 1.3425 0.07092 73 53 15 5
790 Just be thankful there isn't one on your back. 1.3425 0.07856 73 56 9 8
791 They actually are more fun in the barrel. 1.3425 0.06534 73 51 19 3
792 I forgot to buy bananas. 1.3421 0.06637 76 54 18 4
793 I thought it was your turn to lock the barrel . 1.3421 0.06896 76 55 16 5
794 I told you not to get rid of that barrel. 1.3421 0.06637 76 54 18 4
795 So why aren't we having more fun? 1.3421 0.06637 76 54 18 4
796 I asked you to order "The Hairy Ape" from Amazon -- not hairy apes from The Amazon! 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
797 I thought the broker said it was a 'prime-rate habitat'. 1.3418 0.07181 79 59 13 7
798 They typed all of Shakespeare. Now what? 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
799 Not what I expected when you said you'd invite some distant relatives over for dinner 1.3400 0.09735 50 39 5 6
800 I hate when we play Jumanji. 1.3390 0.07875 59 43 12 4
801 Fine. They can jump on the bed. 1.3387 0.08273 62 47 9 6
802 I thought we agreed to stop after the fifth one. 1.3387 0.07251 62 44 15 3
803 Underscores the importance of the barrel. 1.3385 0.07363 65 47 14 4
804 We shouldn't have fed them. 1.3385 0.07363 65 47 14 4
805 Now all we need is an infinite number of typewriters. 1.3385 0.07363 65 47 14 4
806 It was more fun when they were inside the barrel. 1.3385 0.07363 65 47 14 4
807 How many more times are we willing to try for a girl? 1.3385 0.07363 65 47 14 4
808 Patience. The typewriters will be here soon and we'll be on our way to a bestseller. 1.3382 0.07440 68 50 13 5
809 That delivery of 100 typewriters is making more sense now. 1.3382 0.07440 68 50 13 5
810 Are you sure they count as dependents? 1.3382 0.06148 68 46 21 1
811 Have you any idea where the lid to that barrel is? 1.3382 0.06825 68 48 17 3
812 I thought you said they were going to write the great American novel. 1.3382 0.07730 68 51 11 6
813 Fine! We can discuss getting cable again. 1.3382 0.07440 68 50 13 5
814 So this is what you meant when you asked me to come over and monkey around? 1.3382 0.06495 68 47 19 2
815 He's not wrong; you could use some botox. 1.3380 0.07491 71 53 12 6
816 Who says we never have fun anymore? 1.3380 0.06326 71 49 20 2
817 They looked more fun in the barrel. 1.3380 0.06933 71 51 16 4
818 Can I get you a banana? 1.3380 0.06636 71 50 18 3
819 I don't care that they were cheaper by the barrel! 1.3380 0.07217 71 52 14 5
820 I guess you really did hear something in the attic. 1.3380 0.07217 71 52 14 5
821 Why couldn't you just like cats? 1.3378 0.06462 74 52 19 3
822 Fine. You were right and I was wrong. 1.3378 0.07521 74 56 11 7
823 Do we still have the barrel they came in? 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
824 They must find it hard to believe we are their descendants. 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
825 You said order something from Amazon. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
826 They got tired of jumping on the bed. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
827 Well at least we don't have to worry about college tuition 1.3333 0.07907 69 53 9 7
828 I'll go get a typewriter. 1.3333 0.07884 66 50 10 6
829 Well you're not always a barrel of laughs. 1.3333 0.07348 69 51 13 5
830 I told you to never ever open the barrel. 1.3333 0.07583 66 49 12 5
831 Next time we get half a barrel! 1.3333 0.06596 66 46 18 2
832 I suppose it's somewhere in the small print that the fun only happens in the barrel. 1.3333 0.07132 72 53 14 5
833 Nice floor lamp. 1.3333 0.07348 69 51 13 5
834 Their numbers should thin out in the later debates. 1.3333 0.07052 69 50 15 4
835 I didn't know that the barrel was so important. 1.3333 0.07052 69 50 15 4
836 This really isn't as fun as I thought it would be. 1.3333 0.06419 69 48 19 2
837 I wanted a dozen. 1.3333 0.07583 66 49 12 5
838 We're gonna need a bigger barrel. 1.3333 0.07763 60 44 12 4
839 They're still less annoying than reality TV. 1.3333 0.06419 69 48 19 2
840 It's your turn to take them to the park. 1.3333 0.06419 69 48 19 2
841 We never should have shopped for a monkey at Costco's. 1.3333 0.07633 69 52 11 6
842 Animal Lover was clearly stated in my profile. 1.3333 0.06233 66 45 20 1
843 I thought your family was leaving today. 1.3333 0.07583 66 49 12 5
844 You left the top off the barrell again? 1.3333 0.07156 63 45 15 3
845 I hope you kept the barrel and the receipt. 1.3333 0.06255 72 50 20 2
846 We're going to need a bigger barrel. 1.3333 0.07052 69 50 15 4
847 With this new cloning technique there's no way they can deny me tenure. 1.3333 0.07912 72 56 8 8
848 Do we still have that old typewriter? 1.3333 0.06560 72 51 18 3
849 Which one do you think will write a novel? 1.3333 0.07051 84 64 12 8
850 When you said some distant relatives would be swinging by you weren't kidding were you? 1.3333 0.07132 72 53 14 5
851 May I remind you that you insisted on a natural solution to our bed bug problem? 1.3333 0.07583 66 49 12 5
852 We're also out of diapers...just saying. 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
853 Now you know how I felt about your cats. 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
854 You were the one who didn't want to have children. 1.3333 0.07583 66 49 12 5
855 It just seemed so much more romantic when Jane Goodall did it. 1.3333 0.06596 66 46 18 2
856 This isn't is fun as the barrel suggested. 1.3333 0.07390 60 43 14 3
857 If you don't keep them in the room with the typewriters your novel will never get written. 1.3333 0.07348 69 51 13 5
858 Any chance we can get them back into the barrel? 1.3333 0.06743 69 49 17 3
859 Say goodbye to empty nest syndrome. 1.3333 0.07132 72 53 14 5
860 HARD TO BELIEVE THAT ONE OF THEM WILL BE THE GOP NOMINEE 1.3333 0.07583 66 49 12 5
861 I didn't lie. I said I had roommates. 1.3333 0.06078 69 47 21 1
862 So now you can tell your friends we're an interesting couple. 1.3333 0.06255 72 50 20 2
863 But we don't need an infinite number if we just want to win the caption contest. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
864 But you were Tarzan last time. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
865 You had to get the "Tropical Banana" Febreze. 1.3288 0.07048 73 54 14 5
866 At least it's rent controlled. 1.3288 0.06486 73 52 18 3
867 Would you have preferred pipers piping? 1.3288 0.06773 73 53 16 4
868 It's less fun when you let them out of the barrel. 1.3288 0.07816 73 57 8 8
869 Did JoJo monkey around with the 3D printer again? 1.3288 0.06773 73 53 16 4
870 I liked them better in a barrel. 1.3286 0.06009 70 48 21 1
871 If you clone it You own it 1.3286 0.06967 70 51 15 4
872 They have nothing to do since they finally finished typing all of Shakespeare. 1.3286 0.07808 70 54 9 7
873 I told you we should save the barrel. 1.3286 0.07538 70 53 11 6
874 What sort of swingers' party is this? 1.3286 0.07808 70 54 9 7
875 I think I'd have preferred grandchildren. 1.3286 0.06967 70 51 15 4
876 This is the best I could do. The eleven ladies dancing wanted minimum wage. 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
877 I've had just about enough of your monkey business. 1.3286 0.07808 70 54 9 7
878 Let's get them all registered to vote. 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
879 Banana daiquiris can do that. 1.3286 0.06663 70 50 17 3
880 Which is your favorite? 1.3284 0.07485 67 50 12 5
881 Is this a precursor to the Republican Convention? 1.3284 0.07177 67 49 14 4
882 I heard the guy in 3B has a lion issue. 1.3284 0.06159 67 46 20 1
883 I ordered 12. We're one short. 1.3284 0.07782 67 51 10 6
884 I'm starting to suspect I'm not the father. 1.3284 0.07485 67 50 12 5
885 I still think it was more fun when they were in the barrel. 1.3284 0.07485 67 50 12 5
886 Would it be more fun if they were IN the barrel? 1.3284 0.06159 67 46 20 1
887 Have we started having more fun yet? 1.3284 0.07177 67 49 14 4
888 You said you wanted to try a swingers party 1.3284 0.07485 67 50 12 5
889 I told you I was an Uncle in our first date. 1.3284 0.07485 67 50 12 5
890 Throw them out? They’re our closest relatives. 1.3284 0.07177 67 49 14 4
891 It's your turn to look for the remote control. 1.3284 0.06516 67 47 18 2
892 Do you think we can claim them as dependents? 1.3284 0.06854 67 48 16 3
893 As I recall YOU were the one who said "How bad could a Trump presidency be?" 1.3281 0.07405 64 47 13 4
894 I'm addicted to visual metaphors. 1.3281 0.07405 64 47 13 4
895 What monkeys? 1.3281 0.07733 64 48 11 5
896 They were cheaper by the barrel. 1.3281 0.08047 64 49 9 6
897 Still think a trained monkey could do my job? 1.3281 0.07405 64 47 13 4
898 You and your monkey of the month club! 1.3281 0.07062 64 46 15 3
899 We should have got just two gay monkies. 1.3281 0.07733 64 48 11 5
900 When will those typewriters be delivered? 1.3281 0.07405 64 47 13 4
901 So what if NASA doesn't need them anymore! 1.3281 0.06702 64 45 17 2
902 I guess we're getting a little old for the monkey business. 1.3281 0.07062 64 46 15 3
903 Didn't we say eight o'clock bedtime? 1.3281 0.06702 64 45 17 2
904 So you live with your mom? 1.3281 0.07405 64 47 13 4
905 I wonder why we never have any visitors. 1.3281 0.07405 64 47 13 4
906 Why do we keep using the same adoption agency? 1.3279 0.07288 61 44 14 3
907 So these are all your nephews? 1.3279 0.08003 61 46 10 5
908 I liked it better when you collected stamps. 1.3279 0.07288 61 44 14 3
909 This is the free gift from the World Wildlife Fund for our contribution? 1.3273 0.07365 55 39 14 2
910 They're taking a break from writing. 1.3269 0.08110 52 38 11 3
911 I thought we were adopting them over there. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
912 So you're actually having 'less' fun? 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
913 My relatives? I thought they were your relatives. 1.3243 0.06117 74 52 20 2
914 You get one free when you order 10. 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
915 You forgot to bring home the typewriters 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
916 But Jane Goodall went to their home. 1.3239 0.06585 71 51 17 3
917 It's the latest thing in personal grooming. 1.3239 0.06272 71 50 19 2
918 I thought we originally ordered two males. 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
919 The odds on that whole Shakespeare thing were never good. 1.3239 0.07445 71 54 11 6
920 But can't we just be glad I'm not a "cat lady?" 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
921 Don't look at me. You're the one who said they had to stop jumping on the bed. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
922 Enough fun. Put them back in the barrel. 1.3235 0.06438 68 48 18 2
923 This wasn't what I meant when I suggested monkey business. 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
924 Well at least they are not jumping on the bed. 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
925 I'm sure it will be fun once the barrel arrives. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
926 So this is what you mean by "monkeying around." 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
927 I told you we shouldn't have cut down the rainforest in the backyard. 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
928 Can't you be pleasant? My family visits just once a year. 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
929 You'll never guess what business i'm in. 1.3235 0.07962 68 53 8 7
930 Ten of them are highly specialized helper monkies- the one pooping from the ceiling is just your standard monkey. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
931 Getting them back in the barrel- that'll be fun. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
932 He thinks you should smile more often. 1.3231 0.07308 65 48 13 4
933 This isn't what I meant when I said I missed the patter of little feet. 1.3231 0.06617 65 46 17 2
934 This really isn't that fun. 1.3231 0.07938 65 50 9 6
935 At what point do you think our marriage took a wrong turn? 1.3231 0.06971 65 47 15 3
936 I should have ordered the typewriters first. 1.3231 0.07308 65 48 13 4
937 This isn't as much fun without the barrel. 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
938 The barrel company called... They want their monkeys back 1.3226 0.07189 62 45 14 3
939 What do you mean? You made a great cat lady. 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
940 Still not enough fun for you? 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
941 They come free when you join Amazon Prime. 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
942 The warning label specifically said "Don't add water" 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
943 Yes I would rather be an empty nester. 1.3226 0.06812 62 44 16 2
944 Your monkeys escaped the typewriter room again. 1.3220 0.07812 59 44 11 4
945 Babysitter late again? 1.3220 0.06594 59 41 17 1
946 What could possibly be more fun than this? 1.3220 0.07428 59 43 13 3
947 Do you still idolize Jane Goodall and Dian Fossey? 1.3220 0.07428 59 43 13 3
948 I hope we saved the barrel. 1.3214 0.08101 56 42 10 4
949 At least there are no more monkeys jumping on the bed. 1.3214 0.08101 56 42 10 4
950 I think our hosts are hinting it's time to go. 1.3205 0.05911 78 55 21 2
951 OK. I'll put them back in the barrel. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
952 You should have seen what the other class mom took home. 1.3194 0.07355 72 55 11 6
953 I said I didn't want to play Jumanji 1.3194 0.07355 72 55 11 6
954 It's surprising how many a barrel actually contains. 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
955 Apparently getting them back in the barrel is inversely proportional to letting them out. 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
956 You are more fun. 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
957 I liked it better when you took in stray cats. 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
958 I've had enough fun. Time to put them back into the barrel. 1.3188 0.07584 69 53 10 6
959 You had to buy the big yellow hat. 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
960 They're thorough and don't use pesticides. 1.3188 0.06361 69 49 18 2
961 Well...are we having fun yet? 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
962 If you had kept the barrel we could have returned them. 1.3182 0.05777 66 45 21 0
963 I told you we'd get weirdos if you listed on AirBnB. 1.3182 0.06535 66 47 17 2
964 Do you know if Airbnb allows a zero star rating? 1.3182 0.07529 66 50 11 5
965 You swore you weren't going to fight for custody. 1.3182 0.07529 66 50 11 5
966 I did say "I'll be a monkey's uncle!" but I didn't mean it literally. 1.3182 0.07832 66 51 9 6
967 I think we should we have stopped trying after the 10th 1.3182 0.07832 66 51 9 6
968 O.K. where is the barrel and where is the fun? 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
969 They were more fun before we let them out of the barrel. 1.3182 0.07529 66 50 11 5
970 Stop worrying. I'm sure the coop board will understand that they are emotional support monkeys. 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
971 Be patient. Eventually they're going to type the complete works of William Shakespeare. 1.3175 0.07093 63 46 14 3
972 Like I said ... not my circus not my monkeys. 1.3175 0.08104 63 49 8 6
973 You look like you don't feel like monkeying around. 1.3175 0.07781 63 48 10 5
974 I specifically told the genie I was speaking metaphorically! 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
975 Good news! Today we should finally get that shipment of typewriters in. 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
976 You said you wanted to be expertly groomed. 1.3175 0.07093 63 46 14 3
977 We should have kept the barrel. 1.3175 0.07093 63 46 14 3
978 Maybe this would be more fun if they stayed in the barrel. 1.3175 0.07781 63 48 10 5
979 Did we have to buy the whole barrel? 1.3175 0.07781 63 48 10 5
980 This is not what the therapist meant when she said we should do more monkeying around. 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
981 Where's a barrel when you need one? 1.3175 0.08104 63 49 8 6
982 Get the barrel. 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
983 Maybe playing Jumanji wasn't such a good idea. 1.3175 0.06722 63 45 16 2
984 When I said ""Let's have your family over."" I didn't mean the ancestors. 1.3175 0.07781 63 48 10 5
985 This is not what I meant by monkey business 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
986 At least we had a semblance of normalcy with the elephant. 1.3175 0.06722 63 45 16 2
987 Maybe a barrel was too much... 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
988 Ms. Jane Goodall said she's running a little late. 1.3167 0.06506 60 42 17 1
989 So .... I take it no Shakespeare yet? 1.3158 0.07149 57 41 14 2
990 And my mother thought you'd be a crazy cat lady. 1.3158 0.08361 57 44 8 5
991 I said I wanted to monkey around ... not be around monkeys. 1.3158 0.07575 57 42 12 3
992 Why the gloomy face? 1.3158 0.06697 57 40 16 1
993 How long does the survey last? 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
994 Do you really think this will stop after the election? 1.3148 0.08286 54 41 9 4
995 I hired them to write my book. 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
996 You promised me they were both male. 1.3143 0.05948 70 49 20 1
997 I told you we shouldn't host the Republican National Convention this year 1.3143 0.07760 70 55 8 7
998 You said you liked the idea of us starting a little monkey business. 1.3134 0.06454 67 48 17 2
999 I miss the TV. 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
1000 Want to monkey around? 1.3134 0.06454 67 48 17 2
1001 Apparently it's only fun with the barrel. 1.3134 0.07729 67 52 9 6
1002 We should make a Vine. 1.3134 0.06093 67 47 19 1
1003 They were cheaper by the dozen. 1.3134 0.06795 67 49 15 3
1004 I think we have differing definitions of the term "monkey business. 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
1005 Half a barrel might have been enough. 1.3134 0.06795 67 49 15 3
1006 This isn't my idea of swinging. 1.3134 0.06795 67 49 15 3
1007 I told you banana-scented shampoo was a bad idea. 1.3134 0.06795 67 49 15 3
1008 This is definitely worse than the elephant in the room. 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
1009 He's implying that hairstyle makes your face look too oval. 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
1010 How much preening does a woman really need? 1.3134 0.07729 67 52 9 6
1011 Who said a barrel of these would be fun? 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
1012 I'm using the barrel for my wine making class. 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
1013 You promised to marry me when monkeys flew out of......that place. 1.3125 0.07992 64 50 8 6
1014 Now I know who stole my Viagra tablets. 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1015 They're never late with the rent. 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1016 I didn't mean "Roll out that Barrel" 1.3125 0.06250 64 45 18 1
1017 Please smile. They have a monkey-back guarantee. 1.3125 0.07675 64 49 10 5
1018 Of course it's a business. Does this look like dabbling to you? 1.3125 0.07675 64 49 10 5
1019 It looks like they're really starting to get comfortable around you. 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1020 Just because they're our relatives doesn't mean we have to let them stay here. 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1021 Can I get you something to drink? 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1022 Alright dear--now which one looks the most electable? 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1023 How do we get them back in the barrel? 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
1024 I thought the primaries were over. 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1025 There not as much fun without the barrel. 1.3125 0.07675 64 49 10 5
1026 You tell them to leave. They're your family. 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
1027 But we already HAVE the Complete Works of Shakespeare. 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
1028 How many are supposed to come in a barrel? 1.3125 0.07675 64 49 10 5
1029 Perhaps we should invest in a barrel. 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1030 Fine. YOU try to get them back in the barrel. 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1031 You said you wanted to know what my job is like. 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
1032 Sometimes I think we'd be happier if we would just get used to being empty nesters. 1.3125 0.06250 64 45 18 1
1033 Wait - there was a barrel? 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1034 I guess my monkey business has gotten out of hand. 1.3125 0.06635 64 46 16 2
1035 I liked it better when you had cats. 1.3125 0.06635 64 46 16 2
1036 We're going to have to buy a lot of typewriters 1.3120 0.05133 125 93 25 7
1037 How many survey monkeys does it take to change a light bulb? 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1038 This is what happens when you tell them not to jump on the bed 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
1039 I didn't know that we were hosting the RNC? 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
1040 Would you like to spank my Monkey? 1.3115 0.08278 61 48 7 6
1041 Why all the long faces? 1.3115 0.07221 61 45 13 3
1042 More fun than this? 1.3115 0.06832 61 44 15 2
1043 I told you that I didn't want any part of your monkey business. 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
1044 Shall I inform Ancestry.com that we're not amused? 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
1045 You're the one who said we should start saving monkey for retirement. 1.3115 0.07221 61 45 13 3
1046 They ran out of barrels. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
1047 It was your idea to fill the empty nest. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
1048 It said 'rhesus' on the label." How should I know they weren't chocolates? 1.3115 0.06832 61 44 15 2
1049 I was wrong. You are more fun than a barrel of monkeys. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
1050 How many other super delegates do you have. 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
1051 At least Trump can't deport them. 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
1052 I told you not to throw away the damn barrel. 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
1053 Someone left the toilet seat up again. 1.3103 0.07858 58 44 10 4
1054 You STILL want children? 1.3103 0.08234 58 45 8 5
1055 Did you add bananas to the list? 1.3103 0.07463 58 43 12 3
1056 They're not much fun once they're out of the barrel. 1.3103 0.07463 58 43 12 3
1057 I just don't like the way our relationship has evolved. 1.3103 0.08234 58 45 8 5
1058 I believe you were the one who said Airbnb would be a barrel of monkeys 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
1059 So where's your brother with those typewriters? 1.3089 0.05049 123 91 26 6
1060 Our HR team decided to make working from home more realistic! 1.3088 0.07335 68 52 11 5
1061 You just couldn't be your average garden variety cat lady could you?!! 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
1062 Why do none of them look like me? 1.3088 0.07335 68 52 11 5
1063 I'm starting to think they were more fun *with* the barrel. 1.3088 0.07335 68 52 11 5
1064 I'm sick of you and your monkey business. 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
1065 I typed 11 instead of 1 on the Amazon order! 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
1066 The barrel is on backorder. 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
1067 I wonder if 11 monkeys typing for 11 seconds can say 'I want a divorce'. 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
1068 Wanna play monkey in the middle? 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
1069 You're the one who didn't want kids. 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
1070 Now you know why I didn't want to host a caucus. 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
1071 ...they're distant cousins. 1.3077 0.06463 52 36 16 0
1072 This isn't what I had in mind when I suggested we celebrate the Year of the Monkey. 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
1073 I'm curious. Is it George? 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
1074 I wish Jeremy held his organ grinder tryouts in the garage. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1075 We're going to need more bananas. 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
1076 Don't worry hone. You'll always be my Prime-mate. 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
1077 I forgot to mention the family business. 1.3077 0.06172 65 46 18 1
1078 Didn't I tell you to stop leaving the bananas out! 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
1079 I think he's sizing up your cranial capacity. 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
1080 You said they were cute in the pet store. 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
1081 They were a highly rated Home Cleaning Business on Angie's List. 1.3065 0.08159 62 49 7 6
1082 They're really more fun when they're still in the barrel. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
1083 So when will they get back to typing out the complete works of Shakespeare? 1.3065 0.07828 62 48 9 5
1084 The struggles of living in the canopy layer of the concrete jungle. 1.3065 0.08159 62 49 7 6
1085 The ad said they would turn into Sea Monkeys 1.3065 0.07828 62 48 9 5
1086 I would be happier if Trump said he would build a wall and make the Zoo pay for it... 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
1087 This isn't much fun. Maybe we should put them back in the barrel. 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
1088 I think they like you. 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
1089 We need typewriters. 1.3065 0.07828 62 48 9 5
1090 Looks like they have missed the last train to Clarksville . 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1091 These are from the bottom of the barrel. 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
1092 Inside the barrel was more fun. 1.3051 0.07742 59 45 10 4
1093 Please tell me these are from the control group 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
1094 Damn Vonnegut! 1.3051 0.07742 59 45 10 4
1095 This is the last time we're babysitting for the organ grinder's convention 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
1096 Are you sure we were supposed to take them out of the barrel? 1.3051 0.07742 59 45 10 4
1097 It's still better than that last visit from your family. 1.3051 0.07742 59 45 10 4
1098 At least they're no longer jumping on the bed. 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
1099 The listing did say it was pet-friendly. 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
1100 You didn't ell me your family was in town. 1.3051 0.08463 59 47 6 6
1101 The crate was labelled Amazon. 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
1102 Do you want to monkey around? 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
1103 I think I like them better in the barrel. 1.3051 0.07742 59 45 10 4
1104 Did you have a question? 1.3043 0.07242 69 53 11 5
1105 Great — I finally get drawn into a New Yorker cartoon and it's with a bunch of monkeys. 1.3043 0.07531 69 54 9 6
1106 Stan! Get the barrel! 1.3043 0.08720 46 35 8 3
1107 I think you miscalculated on the number of monkeys to screw in that light bulb 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
1108 They were more fun when we kept them in a barrel. 1.3036 0.07611 56 42 11 3
1109 I told you we should keep the barrel. 1.3036 0.08421 56 44 7 5
1110 They were on sale. 1.3036 0.07171 56 41 13 2
1111 Your Tinder profile did say you liked pets. 1.3036 0.07171 56 41 13 2
1112 They're less fun when you take them out of the barrel. 1.3036 0.08026 56 43 9 4
1113 Did I mention my OrganGrinder. Com business ? 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
1114 I gotta make sure the monkeys like you before we go steady. 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
1115 What did you think would happen when you wouldn't let wouldn't let them jump on the bed anymore? 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
1116 My theory is they are more fun out of the barrel. 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
1117 I bought them to distract us from the election year. 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
1118 I really had no idea what was in the barrel when I bid on it. 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
1119 There were definitely 12 monkeys in the box. 1.3019 0.07419 53 39 12 2
1120 I guess it's better than a barrel of junkies 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
1121 I don't smell anything. 1.3019 0.08340 53 41 8 4
1122 Didn’t it ever occur to you that George is too curious? 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
1123 I told you to buy the small barrel. But no... 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
1124 Maybe it'd be more fun if you'd paid the extra for the barrel. 1.3019 0.07419 53 39 12 2
1125 What? I got them to quit jumping on the bed. 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
1126 This wouldn't be a problem if you had picked up the typewriters. 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
1127 Life was easier when we had cats. 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
1128 Is that a new perfume you're wearing? 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
1129 I had to return the barrel to get my deposit back. 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
1130 What--only you can have friends over from the lab? 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
1131 Do you always have to criticize my friends? 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
1132 You knew I was an uncle when we met. 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
1133 The barrel is in the shop for repairs. 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
1134 At least six have dropped out of the race. 1.3016 0.07718 63 49 9 5
1135 I told you we should have gotten her fixed 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
1136 I guess this makes you a monkey's aunt. 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
1137 You're the one who wanted to move to New Jersey. 1.3016 0.07718 63 49 9 5
1138 I think that we should let them go back to jumping on the bed. 1.3016 0.07718 63 49 9 5
1139 He likes you. 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
1140 The lab called. They said you forgot one. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
1141 Nooo. Did YOU read the small print in the rental agreement? 1.3000 0.05966 60 42 18 0
1142 I always bring them on dates. Is that a problem? 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
1143 How long are your relatives staying? 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
1144 You're right. They're not nearly as much fun when they're out of their barrel. 1.3000 0.07435 70 55 9 6
1145 At what point do they take their cups to the sidewalk for us? 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
1146 Good news today. The price of bananas is going down. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
1147 Did I fail to mention I have pets on my Match profile? 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
1148 They've been working on the prequel to King Lear 1.3000 0.06422 60 43 16 1
1149 As long as they aren't jumping on the bed. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
1150 I thought we'd just hang out for a change. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
1151 When does the barrel arrive? 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
1152 Monkey business is my business. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
1153 The lab closed today. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
1154 Yes I’m disappointed; you know I wanted an even dozen. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
1155 Let's rescue dogs next time 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
1156 They watched our kids last week. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
1157 You invite one and they bring the whole family. 1.3000 0.07143 50 36 13 1
1158 You were kvetching about being an empty nester. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
1159 What do you think I meant when I said "Monkey Business?" 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
1160 The doctor said no more monkeys on the bed. He didn't say anything about the living room. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
1161 And you said couples therapy would open a can of worms. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
1162 I thought you said no monkeying around on the first date ! 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1163 Did you have to open that barrel? 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
1164 I wish you hadn't recycled the barrel. 1.2982 0.07064 57 42 13 2
1165 Feel like a banana split? 1.2982 0.06113 57 40 17 0
1166 No... it's your turn to give them their baths. 1.2982 0.07902 57 44 9 4
1167 Okay men. Back on your typewriters. We've got a deadline to meet. 1.2982 0.08289 57 45 7 5
1168 You won't believe the treatise on creationism they wrote when I gave them a typewriter! 1.2982 0.07902 57 44 9 4
1169 Agreed: Less fun than a barrel of monkeys. 1.2982 0.08289 57 45 7 5
1170 You know we only have place settings for eight. 1.2982 0.07064 57 42 13 2
1171 At least you got it off your back. 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
1172 Someone forgot to close the lid on the barrel again. 1.2969 0.07612 64 50 9 5
1173 They are not as fun out of the barrel. 1.2969 0.07612 64 50 9 5
1174 How long will your Mother and her Peace Corps friends be staying? 1.2969 0.07612 64 50 9 5
1175 I told you we shouldn't have smoked after so many years 1.2969 0.07612 64 50 9 5
1176 You had to invite the in-laws? 1.2969 0.06172 64 46 17 1
1177 At least there isn't an elephant in the room. 1.2969 0.07931 64 51 7 6
1178 At least they are not calling you the cat lady. 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
1179 I thought we ordered a dozen. 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
1180 Only a half-barrel? 1.2969 0.06172 64 46 17 1
1181 I guess I took you too literally when you said you wanted to monkey around. 1.2969 0.05756 64 45 19 0
1182 Now that we're alone... 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
1183 I guess one barrel is enough. 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
1184 I should have known "Free Barrel of Moneys" was probably a misprint. 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
1185 What did you expect after I switched careers to organ grinding? 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
1186 They'd probably be more fun if you'd left them in the barrel. 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
1187 I threw out the barrel. 1.2951 0.06335 61 44 16 1
1188 I told you we shouldn't have come to the Republican National Convention! 1.2951 0.07873 61 48 8 5
1189 Must we do this family portrait thing every Christmas...? 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
1190 I met them at a political focus group. 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
1191 I can think of things more fun. 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
1192 It's the first time that I wished you had lice. 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
1193 I thought you were picking up the typewriters. 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
1194 Would you care to join us in a spirited round of Banangrams? 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
1195 What could be more fun than this? 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
1196 We shouldn't have left the bananas out. 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
1197 I promised George we would take care of them until he gets back. 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
1198 Geez Larry I can't imagine why you don't have many second dates. 1.2951 0.06335 61 44 16 1
1199 I'm telling you it's just a jungle out there. 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
1200 It's the 100lbs of bananas in our bathroom that really annoys me. 1.2951 0.06335 61 44 16 1
1201 At least we'll never have to worry about lice 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
1202 I'm not the kind of guy who turns down a "buy three get seven free" deal. 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
1203 Wait til you see what we're paying for bananas. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
1204 ... But they're too busy singing To put anybody down. 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
1205 Maybe you should just accept that it IS your circus and they are your monkeys. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
1206 You've found eleven new ways to annoy me. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
1207 Maybe they're more fun if they're inside the barrel. 1.2931 0.08161 58 46 7 5
1208 I liked it better when I just had one on my back. 1.2931 0.06511 58 42 15 1
1209 Do you think they were more fun in the barrel? 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
1210 Free range monkeys are the next big thing. 1.2931 0.06511 58 42 15 1
1211 Do you want to try a therapy dog next? 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
1212 Because I refuse to be a crazy cat lady. 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
1213 Dating profiles are intentionally vague. 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
1214 What could be more fun? 1.2931 0.06511 58 42 15 1
1215 Our definition of wild life differs. 1.2931 0.06511 58 42 15 1
1216 You told me you didn't want them jumping on the bed. 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
1217 I take back what I said. I love house cats. 1.2931 0.06511 58 42 15 1
1218 And that's how I feel when your mother visits 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
1219 I agree - they looked like a lot more fun when they were in the barrel. 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
1220 I'd say George is no longer curious. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
1221 This wasn't what I had in mind when you said you wanted to monkey around 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
1222 Your personal said you liked to monkey around. 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
1223 I told you we need to build a wall and have Jane Goodall pay for it! 1.2923 0.07507 65 51 9 5
1224 Why did you think that this would be fun? 1.2917 0.07854 48 36 10 2
1225 Sorry. I used the barrel for recycling. 1.2909 0.06703 55 40 14 1
1226 They're a lot less fun without the barrel. 1.2909 0.07642 55 42 10 3
1227 I don't dispute that the banana bill has been higher lately. 1.2909 0.06703 55 40 14 1
1228 How long did you say your cousins were planning to stay with us? 1.2909 0.07188 55 41 12 2
1229 It was a typo: Seeking Groommates 1.2909 0.08071 55 43 8 4
1230 Do you want to fool around? 1.2909 0.08071 55 43 8 4
1231 Why did you have to put in the highest bid for the barrel at the zoo fund raiser? 1.2909 0.07642 55 42 10 3
1232 The ancestry search did promise you would be in touch with your distant relatives. 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
1233 I just have a broader definition of family obligation. 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
1234 So you want me to put them back in the barrel? 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
1235 Maybe they're the ones imagining us? 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
1236 Don't look at me.The pet shop assured me we purchased two male monkeys. 1.2903 0.06250 62 45 16 1
1237 Okay--the kids take after MY family. 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
1238 I thought I was ordering sea monkeys. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
1239 I miss the Gorilla. 1.2903 0.06250 62 45 16 1
1240 Maybe I should return the yellow cowboy hat. 1.2903 0.06250 62 45 16 1
1241 I did recommend against taking an equity position in the circus. 1.2899 0.07473 69 55 8 6
1242 Blame Darwin. 1.2893 0.04758 121 90 27 4
1243 Actually half a barrel might be more fun. 1.2889 0.08179 45 34 9 2
1244 Still think Jumanji was a good pick for game night Rick? 1.2885 0.07929 52 40 9 3
1245 They got a rave review on SurveyMonkey. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
1246 I'm having a tough time deciding which one to keep. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
1247 Do you regret not having children? 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
1248 I said Reeces... 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
1249 If I'd gotten a dozen they would have come with a barrel. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
1250 We're out of bananas. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
1251 I thought it said barrel of whiskey. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
1252 Please stop saying "Well Ill be a monkeys uncle". 1.2881 0.06419 59 43 15 1
1253 At least they've stopped jumping on the bed. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
1254 I see dead monkeys 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
1255 Come on! How about a smile? 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
1256 I just don't like having all of your family around all the time. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
1257 I think you're one monkey short of a barrel. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
1258 I told you not to recycle the big red plastic barrel. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
1259 You were right - almost anything is 'more fun than a barrel of monkeys'''. 40,12,0,I actually think this is more fun. 45,11,2,Which one is Henry "? 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
1260 Maybe we should plant some trees. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
1261 You and your "more fun than a barrel of monkeys"! 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
1262 At least they don't fly. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
1263 It feels like there's an elephant in the room. 1.2881 0.08392 59 48 5 6
1264 You win Harold! I am sorry I said our was marriage was boring. 1.2881 0.06419 59 43 15 1
1265 The box said 2 male monkeys? 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
1266 Perhaps they'll be more fun if we get a barrel. 1.2881 0.05947 59 42 17 0
1267 The reviews said they would be a barrel of fun. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
1268 I told you one was a male and one was female. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
1269 I'm surprised your E-Harmony profile made no mention of this. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
1270 I know you didn't like all the monkey business at the office but is working from home any better? 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
1271 My Attenborough is plenty sexy. It's your Goodall that is spoiling the mood. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
1272 I suppose it's possible that the barrel itself is the fun part. 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
1273 You're right. What we were doing before was more fun. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
1274 I thought I showed you how to put a condom on the banana.... 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
1275 Now how many monkeys are jumping on the bed? 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
1276 Surprise! 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1277 I run my monkey business from home. 1.2857 0.07650 63 50 8 5
1278 Barrel Not Included 1.2857 0.07143 49 36 12 1
1279 When I said I needed company I meant yours. 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
1280 And you thought bed bugs were a problem. 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
1281 I said Let's monkey around -Not bring your monkeys around 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
1282 Wish you'd let me keep the barrel. It had a lid. 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
1283 I'll be right back with the typewriters. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
1284 I prefer seeing the presidential primary debates on the TV. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1285 I'm guessing you are good with just the one barrel? 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
1286 I clearly said I wanted a set of monkey 'wrenches' for my birthday. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
1287 Finally...no more monkeys jumping on the bed! 1.2857 0.08341 56 45 6 5
1288 We just opened the barrel. Give it time. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
1289 Do you want to monkey around in another room? 1.2857 0.08248 49 38 8 3
1290 Your Tinder profile did say that you really love animals. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
1291 I thought this would be more fun. 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
1292 What's next...locusts? 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
1293 I preferred empty nest syndrome. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
1294 I said open the barrel of wine! 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
1295 You said you'd like a little monkeying-around. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
1296 Isn't that adorable? He's grooming you! 1.2833 0.06330 60 44 15 1
1297 YES...! We have NO bananas! We have NO bananas... TODAY! 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
1298 You'll feel better once you're deloused. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
1299 But the barrel was extra... 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
1300 This is not funny. 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
1301 I love these Theme Hotels! 1.2833 0.06330 60 44 15 1
1302 Just fine. How was yours? 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
1303 Oh how I long for the days when I only had a monkey on my back? 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
1304 I told you they were more fun in the barrel. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
1305 I'm pretty sure they won't shed. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
1306 The barrel....do we still have the barrel? 1.2833 0.06330 60 44 15 1
1307 The complete works of Shakespeare only took them about 15 minutes. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
1308 I’m sick of your monkey business. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
1309 This one specializes in cranial facial massage therapy - what do you think ? 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
1310 I said no more monkey business. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
1311 The IVF clinic said there's a refund when they implant the wrong embryos. 1.2833 0.08600 60 50 3 7
1312 And that's Mr. Wiggles. He's the shy one. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
1313 It was you who said we needed more monkey business in our marriage. 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
1314 I told you Costco only sells them by the barrel. 1.2830 0.08249 53 42 7 4
1315 He's the 'head' monkey. 1.2830 0.06803 53 39 13 1
1316 They must have overheard me saying that you are going bananas. 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
1317 They were offering triple miles. 1.2830 0.06803 53 39 13 1
1318 The only problem with the plan was finding enough typewriters. 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
1319 a dozen typewriters and then .....Broadway ! 1.2826 0.07397 46 34 11 1
1320 It's more fun when they're in the barrel. 1.2826 0.08024 46 35 9 2
1321 I must have accessed Survey Monkeys. 1.2817 0.07284 71 57 8 6
1322 Is this what you meant by monkeying around? 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1323 And the barrel? How much was that? 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
1324 Tell me again why you thought this was a good idea. 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
1325 They said they were from your side of the family... 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
1326 You're right; they're not as much fun without the barrel. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
1327 We never crated the dog. Why would we barrel these guys? 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
1328 No! I'm not in the mood to monkey around. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
1329 I'm pretty sure I would have preferred the 800 pound gorilla. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
1330 He's always been the affectionate one. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
1331 Well don't blame me - half a barrel was all they had left 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
1332 And you didn't believe I was an Uncle. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
1333 Twelve monkeys is not the answer." 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
1334 Forget what the doctor says...go jump on the bed. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
1335 Jane Goodall and Birute Galdikas made it look so easy! 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
1336 Guess we all swiped right. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
1337 I warned you the genealogy website would be problematic! 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
1338 I guess a barrel of monkeys is not so fun after all. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
1339 The wicked witch of the upper west side. 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
1340 The AirBNB listing doesn't say a word about them 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
1341 Still trying to channel your inner Jane Goodall? 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
1342 It was your idea to monkey around. 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
1343 It's a lot less fun when you've evolved. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
1344 Can't we just go back to cats??? 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
1345 I thought it said 'Barrel of Munchies'. 1.2800 0.07581 50 38 10 2
1346 When I asked for the Complete Works of Shakespeare for my birthday this is not what I had in mind. 1.2800 0.07581 50 38 10 2
1347 So when will we see that Shakespeare thing they are all supposed to be typing? 1.2800 0.07022 50 37 12 1
1348 Finished your novel yet? 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1349 I'm not having fun. You're not having fun. Even They're not having fun. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1350 I'm crowd sourcing the next great novel 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1351 My previous online dating experiences have not been that great. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
1352 This is why Trump wanted to build a fence around Africa. 1.2787 0.07799 61 49 7 5
1353 Please don't misinterpret this as foreplay. 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
1354 When will the the fun start? 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
1355 Now if we could only find some typewriters. 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
1356 I think we should just hang around today. 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
1357 Please stop referring to my family as animals. 1.2787 0.07799 61 49 7 5
1358 What did you think I meant when I said I was interested in a little monkey business? 1.2787 0.07799 61 49 7 5
1359 It was more fun when we had the barrel. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1360 The label on the barrel clearly said "do not open indoors!" 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1361 Do you think this is better than a fine kettle of fish? 1.2778 0.07669 54 42 9 3
1362 Actually going to Costa Rica would have been more fun. 1.2778 0.07669 54 42 9 3
1363 I think that when the therapist said we should "monkey around more" she did not mean this. 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
1364 Perhaps I should get the barrel? 1.2778 0.08532 54 44 5 5
1365 NOW who's the alpha male? 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
1366 I really thought a barrel of monkeys would be more fun. 1.2778 0.07192 72 58 8 6
1367 They're a lot less fun when you let them out of the barrel. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
1368 I swore I would never be one of those cat ladies. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
1369 Maybe we descended from them but that doesn't mean they can descend on us. 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
1370 I assumed a barrel of monkeys would be more fun. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
1371 Empty nest feeling gone? 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
1372 He does a better job on your hair than your $200 salon. 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
1373 Well I say the doctor got it wrong. What you're really allergic to is FUN. 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
1374 This isn't fun and I don't see a barrel 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
1375 Did you leave the barrel open again? 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
1376 I told you not to open that barrel. 1.2766 0.07874 47 36 9 2
1377 What did you think I meant by 'hanging out' with some friends? 1.2759 0.06411 58 43 14 1
1378 Your profile said you are looking for intimacy and someone with strong grooming habits. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
1379 It was a buy-one-get-ten deal. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
1380 This happens every time I try to meditate. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
1381 You seemed lonely. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
1382 What fertility drug did you take? 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
1383 Personally I never use more than four buy one-get one coupons at a time. 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
1384 Which one's my nephew again? 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
1385 Your profile said "No monkey business". 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
1386 They new ordinance limits the number of cats. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
1387 I hate when this happens. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
1388 What's NOT more fun than this? 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
1389 I told you not to open the barrel in the house! 1.2759 0.05920 58 42 16 0
1390 It used to be a real jungle out there. 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
1391 I think we're gonna need a bigger barrel. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
1392 We are not watching "Planet of the Apes. 1.2759 0.08080 58 47 6 5
1393 There's an app for this. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
1394 Moratorium on rescue animals? 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
1395 I said get more keys. 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
1396 Wait until you see what came in the crate. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
1397 How much crowdfunding do you need to startup the organ grinder franchise? 1.2759 0.05920 58 42 16 0
1398 The typewriters were back-ordered 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
1399 Shouldn't they get back to writing 'Hamlet'? 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
1400 This is the biggest prize i've ever won. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
1401 I needed the barrel for my single batch whiskey. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
1402 No more play dates. 1.2759 0.06411 58 43 14 1
1403 Where were you when I suggested we have children? 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
1404 Next time ask what kind of babies you'd be sitting for. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1405 What? You thought they would just sit at the computer all day and create the Great American Novel? 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1406 That's the last time you shop at Crate and Monkey Barrel 1.2745 0.08438 51 41 6 4
1407 They actually ship in a real barrel and it was free with Prime. 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
1408 They were thinking outside the barrel. 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
1409 You know how much I loved that barrel 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
1410 Would you like to monkey around? 1.2745 0.07960 51 40 8 3
1411 But we don't have to walk them! 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
1412 Pier One? 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
1413 No more monkeys jumping on the bed ... 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
1414 I feel like the monkey in the middle. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
1415 How many more does it take to type that Shakespeare play? 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
1416 I disagree. The barrel of salamanders was more fun. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
1417 You might want to rephrase how you ask women up to your apartment. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
1418 So who's great idea was it to get rid of the barrel? 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
1419 One more and we're in trouble with our lease. 1.2727 0.06061 55 40 15 0
1420 You've got to stop sleeping with the chimp. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
1421 One more and Brad Pitt makes a cameo. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
1422 And you miss the kids? 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
1423 Monkeys? What monkeys? 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
1424 Should I take my monkey business back out of the house? 1.2727 0.06061 55 40 15 0
1425 I'm not the one who opened the barrel.. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
1426 Let's just say "fun" is a subjective term. 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
1427 I take it back. They were more fun in the barrel. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
1428 I've really got to stop drinking in the morning. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
1429 You're the one who said we should monkey around more. 1.2727 0.08202 44 34 8 2
1430 Can we just see if it's more fun?' 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
1431 Don't blame me; I'm not the one who lost the barrel. 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
1432 Judging by the prehensile tails I'd say they came from the new world. Why? 1.2727 0.08391 55 45 5 5
1433 You should be happy. They're helping me finish my book 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
1434 ....you were so supportive of my investing in a business venture yesterday. 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
1435 We knew they'd come home after college. 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
1436 They were much more fun when they were in the barrel. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
1437 Want to watch the episode of Friends where Ross adopts a monkey? 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
1438 You're the one who wanted live entertainment. 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
1439 What does Pinterest say to do next? 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
1440 You're right. They were definitely more fun while in the barrel. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
1441 I thought this would help start our monkey business. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
1442 I'm still not having fun. 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
1443 Aren't you the least bit curious? 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
1444 Perhaps we should have gotten the barrel as well. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
1445 Now you want to have a baby! 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
1446 Just which "Amazon" did you order "a dozen authentic-looking monkeys" from? 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
1447 Is this enough personal attention for you ? 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
1448 I felt sorry for them. They just lost their jobs as speach writers for Donald Trump. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
1449 They don't spend much time trying to write Shakespeare. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
1450 They said typewriters are on backorder. 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
1451 And you say they were all on the last train to Clarksville? 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
1452 I thought somehow this would fix our marriage. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
1453 This is the last straw! I am cancelling QVC first thing in the morning. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
1454 We could finish that game of Jumanji. Or we could just watch T.V. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
1455 New rule: House guests must be at least first cousins. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
1456 Hey - at least no more monkeys jumping on the bed. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
1457 They said they would be in a barrel! 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
1458 Should we bring in some typewriters and see if they really can write "Hamlet"? 1.2708 0.07730 48 37 9 2
1459 This is OUR circus. These are OUR monkeys! 1.2708 0.08283 48 38 7 3
1460 Would they be more fun with the barrel? 1.2698 0.07575 63 51 7 5
1461 Give them time...You weren't wild about my family at first at first either! 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
1462 Your sister is getting even for that white elephant we gave her last Christmas. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
1463 Did you already throw out the barrel? 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
1464 I liked it more as a bowl of cherries. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
1465 You're right--they're less fun out of the barrel. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
1466 Amazon Prime Plus. They come free with each order. 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
1467 I really think it was more fun when they were still in the barrel. 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
1468 So how's the Shakespeare coming? 1.2692 0.08291 52 42 6 4
1469 I'm jut saying you should have your DNA tested. 1.2692 0.06211 52 38 14 0
1470 I suppose we should have gotten the goldfish. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
1471 Not what I envisioned when you mentioned monkey business. 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
1472 What do you think guys? She is pretty but is she "mother material"? 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
1473 How you choose to spend your tax refund is beyond me. 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
1474 How long are the grandkids staying again 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
1475 I think it's time we get a barrel. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
1476 Who knew that a barrel of monkeys isn't actually fun? 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
1477 When did you start paying your employees peanuts? 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
1478 Trump's super delegates needed a place to stay. 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
1479 I thought I noticed more hair in the shower drain recently. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1480 We should have resolved the dog/cat issue. This is not a good compromise. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1481 I'm sure the ad said "sea monkeys." 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1482 I wish we still had some typewriters. 1.2679 0.05971 56 41 15 0
1483 Time for' The Monkey Whisperer.' 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1484 Now let's talk about the monkeys in the room. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1485 They're from your family tree! 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
1486 They were more fun when they were still inside the barrel. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1487 Now we'll see for sure who's more fun. 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
1488 I shouldn't have said "Trump will win the nomination when monkey fly out of my butt." 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
1489 I thought there were 12 monkeys in a barrel. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1490 The twelth? We didn't want to scrape the bottom of it. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1491 Frankly I was hoping for a little monkey business. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
1492 A barrel of monkeys IS funny. But two barrels sucks! 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
1493 Didn't I promise you life with me would be a barrel full of monkeys? 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
1494 Fine. I admit they were more fun in the barrel. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
1495 Let's try for a girl. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
1496 I have no problem with "Monkey see; Monkey do." My problem is "I see Monkey doo-doo." 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
1497 He's the only one who's really into grooming. 1.2656 0.05564 64 47 17 0
1498 Is there some kind of monkey business going on that you want to tell me about? 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
1499 Who cares what the doctor said? I say we let them jump on the bed! 1.2653 0.08131 49 39 7 3
1500 So you're telling me you said you wanted to "monkey around"? 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
1501 I told you not to get rid of the cheetah. 1.2653 0.08131 49 39 7 3
1502 Simons says "sit on the couch". 1.2653 0.08131 49 39 7 3
1503 Well at least they're not jumping on the bed anymore. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1504 This is not what I was expecting when you suggested coming back to your place for a little monkey business. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1505 Now do you see why we should have put the screens in the windows last night? 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
1506 The pet friendly option should've been more specific. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
1507 I thought this would help us get ready for the grandkids this summer. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1508 I told you we should have let them jump on the bed. 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
1509 Were they more fun in the barrel? 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
1510 I've really been missing the boys since they left for college. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
1511 Forget what the doctor said. Just let them jump on the bed once. Or twice. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
1512 Shouldn't we discuss the elephant in the room? 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
1513 I'm beginning to think that sharing one cage wasn't such a good idea. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
1514 I've had it with this 3D wallpaper 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
1515 I liked the empty nest better. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
1516 I always hated the monkey in the middle. 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
1517 They would be more fun if they were housebroken. 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
1518 I've been grub-free for years. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
1519 Didn't we order TWELVE monkeys? 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1520 I got a whole barrel full. Why aren't you having fun? 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1521 I thought you were going to get the typewriters. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
1522 I can still smell the banana daiquiri on your breath. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1523 You play with them--they're from your side. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
1524 He's drawn to the long face. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1525 I think I prefer them IN the barrel. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1526 My profile clearly states I like animals. 1.2632 0.05884 57 42 15 0
1527 The stager says this is how we'll sell the house. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
1528 Maybe they'd like to play a game of 'Simian Sez.' 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
1529 Let's talk about the 'Elephant in the Room'!!!! 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
1530 I forgot to ask you if you've been vaccinated for hepatitis B recently. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
1531 We should be able to get our own reality show now. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1532 Did you leave the lid off the barrel? 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
1533 Well good for Jane Goodall. Why doesn't she come over and clean up this mess! 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1534 Nice try Casanova ... but we aren't going to monkey around. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
1535 You said everybody orders from Amazon.net 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1536 Sometimes zoo keepers have to bring their work home. 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
1537 Why are you avoiding the elephant in the room? 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1538 Hear no evil is just the beginning when it comes to your side of the family; am I right? 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1539 Get the typewriters. 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
1540 I was speaking of their albums. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1541 You left the lid off the barrel again. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
1542 At least it's not 12. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
1543 Now that we've gotten that monkey off your back... 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
1544 But you said you miss the debates. 1.2609 0.07885 46 36 8 2
1545 I've changed my mind. You were right. Let's have children! 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1546 It was supposed to be a surprise. 1.2609 0.07885 46 36 8 2
1547 You wanted me to find new friends!! 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
1548 Mr. Trump asked me to house some of his campaign volunteers. 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
1549 I thought CNN said some of the candidates had dropped out. 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
1550 The Dutch find it very relaxing 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
1551 Not what you expected for that 'swinging group' from Airbnb? 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
1552 I assumed the barrel was included. 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
1553 Maybe it would be more fun if I'd ordered the barrel too. 1.2600 0.08480 50 41 5 4
1554 That's the last time I'm ordering from Amazon.com. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
1555 I'm living with eleven monkeys and an ape. 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
1556 You're right. It is only fun with the barrel. 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
1557 You said I should do what makes me happy. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
1558 Tell me again. How was the barrel label misleading? 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
1559 I thought a dozen would be one too many. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
1560 Isn't this fun? 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
1561 Hide the bananas. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
1562 We should have just had kids. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
1563 This is the last time we watch your brother's monkeys. 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
1564 This isn't the barrelful of fun I thought it'd be. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
1565 I'll go get the typewriters. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
1566 Oldhay eryvay .tillsay--Iway alledcay hetay oozay. 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
1567 How did they fly out if you were sitting down? 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
1568 I won't click that link again. 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
1569 I can think of several things more fun. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
1570 Maybe using that cut-rate sperm bank wasn't a good choice. 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
1571 They get this from your side of the family. 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
1572 REALLY! You named them all "Chad"? 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
1573 C'mon. The video store didn't have "Twelve Monkeys" so I got the prequel. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
1574 Don't say what this is more fun than a barrel of. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
1575 We really should have stopped with ten. 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
1576 I thought you said the barrel was included. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
1577 They're monkeys. Get over it. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
1578 And the barrel is where? 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
1579 What makes you think I'm up to monkey business? 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
1580 I distinctly said sea monkeys! 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
1581 I told you to close the window when your baking banana bread 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
1582 Now will you reconsider having children 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
1583 Was I right? Was our date more fun than a barrel of monkeys? 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
1584 It' great to finally get that monkey off my back. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
1585 You should expect a few challenges when you buy a new house. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
1586 See? I was right --- they're always more fun INSIDE the barrel. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
1587 It's none of your business. 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
1588 excuse me. I said a barrel full of money! 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
1589 We opened the barrel. When does the fun begin? 1.2589 0.04702 112 86 23 3
1590 Isn't this better than watching Game of Thrones? 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
1591 I see. And where might they do? 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
1592 The crazy part is that you stopped at eleven. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
1593 Should I open another barrel? 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
1594 I rather prefer the elephant. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
1595 Isn't time we quit monkeying around? 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
1596 I don't think this is what Dr. Hirsch meant by "Primal Therapy. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
1597 At least they're not cats... 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
1598 They just fininshed writing the complete works of Shakespeare and now they're bored. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
1599 Whatever happened to the barrel? 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
1600 They needed a break from the lab. One last Hamlet soliloquy and we have the complete works. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
1601 Are you sure the package said Sea Monkeys? 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
1602 You are not the father 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
1603 This is your idea of an Aba Daba Honeymoon? 1.2564 0.07979 39 30 8 1
1604 The grocery list should always include bananas. 1.2558 0.08214 43 34 7 2
1605 It would be more fun if they were in a barrel. 1.2558 0.07510 43 33 9 1
1606 You can't just TELL party animals the party's over. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1607 When the representatives from the Organ Grinders union show up you'll feel differently. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
1608 Maybe we should dust off those typewriters. 1.2549 0.06163 51 38 13 0
1609 They're taking a break from typing the complete works of Shakespeare. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
1610 Wouldn't it be easier to just search Ancestry.com? 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
1611 Why the long face? ...I thought you'd enjoy a little monkeying around. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1612 I think we had more fun before. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
1613 Why go out when we could have just as much fun here? 1.2549 0.06163 51 38 13 0
1614 We'd better call. Cheetah was due back an hour ago. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1615 This new zootoyou.com is something else. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1616 Misunderstanding? I specifically asked whether you wanted to come back to my place for social grooming and chill. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
1617 I asked you if you were interested in a little monkey business? 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
1618 I told you if you came over we could monkey around. 1.2545 0.05928 55 41 14 0
1619 Nobody does Barrel of Monkeys like COSTCO 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1620 You didn't notice when you bought her in Nairobi that she was pregnant? 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
1621 I'm not sure how I feel about this "Airbnb" thing... 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
1622 Maybe a barrel full was too much 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1623 How many more do we need to get a first draft of Hamlet? 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1624 Are you sure you don't see any monkeys in the room? 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
1625 Should I add that to the monkey do list? 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
1626 This is why the monkey sitting business is wide open. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1627 Why don't any of our friends stop by any more? 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1628 We want to watch King Kong". 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1629 Am I right in thinking that children is what you really wanted? 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1630 This is the last time we have your family over for dinner 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1631 did you fart? 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1632 I was just trying to help with the "empty nest" blues. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1633 If you don't get these monkeys out of here there's going to be a sh*t storm. 1.2545 0.08295 55 46 4 5
1634 Amazon Prime forgot the barrel 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1635 And I thought bed bugs were bad. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
1636 What did you do with the barrel they came in? 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
1637 OK. Fine. So we'll get a dog. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1638 You're the one who didn't want them jumping on the bed. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1639 You heard me say no monkey business tonight right? 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
1640 He's just trying to make you smile. They're all just trying to make you smile. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1641 I didn't know you were into politics. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1642 They keep my frolicsome side stoked. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1643 How did we end up in the room where the top three captions are selected? 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1644 These Amazon orders need to stop. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1645 You've got to admit the house is more fun now 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1646 You want more fun than this? 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
1647 Do you get the feeling we're in the wrong cartoon? 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
1648 ...and you wanted a Roomba. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
1649 I sure wish you could remember where you put that barrel. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1650 i don't think you were really listening when the therapist suggested that a little monkey business would revitalize our marriage. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1651 The barrel would have given us more options. 1.2542 0.05717 59 44 15 0
1652 You said "no monkey business?" I thought you said"go into the monkey business." 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
1653 The owner said there was something weird about this apartment. 1.2542 0.07488 59 48 7 4
1654 Any idea on how to get them back in the barrel? 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
1655 Your Tinder profile didn't say anything about children 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
1656 You have to admit our home has been lice free ever since we invited them to live with us. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
1657 You'd rather have roaches? 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1658 Your evolutionary stance has gone too far! 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
1659 It could be worse. We could be in a Booth cartoon. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
1660 I don't care if they did reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. I want them gone. 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
1661 At least he's off your back. 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
1662 Do you think horseplay would suit us better? 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
1663 I’m sorry – the babysitter canceled. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
1664 I'm sick and tired of your monkey business. 1.2500 0.08181 52 43 5 4
1665 I thought we had twelve? 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
1666 One of them is not flushing! 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
1667 Do we have someone playing Jumanji in our house? 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
1668 I used the last banana this morning in my smoothie. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
1669 Maybe it's more fun when they stay in the barrel. 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
1670 You're not having any fun. Let's put them back in the barrel. 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
1671 Mr. Bobo must really like you - he usually charges three bananas for a massage. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
1672 They were fun when they were in the barrel!! 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
1673 If you can meditate here you can meditate anywhere. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
1674 I thought you wanted kids. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
1675 So I hear Ringling Brothers/Barnum & Bailey is retiring the elephants. Want one? 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
1676 At least we got them out of the bedroom. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
1677 You're the one who wanted a compromise between pets and kids. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
1678 I thought you said no more monkey business. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
1679 This really isn't as much fun as I thought it was going to be. 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
1680 The barrel! I knew I forgot something. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
1681 I warned you Survey Monkey would go too far. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
1682 So... do you think we could get on Discovery Channel? 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
1683 Sorry. I forgot the typewriters. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
1684 You're the one that told them they could hang around. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
1685 Just a few more and we can finish the novel! 1.2500 0.08181 52 43 5 4
1686 The banana bread is missing ? 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
1687 We can't...they'er endangered. 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
1688 We should have never opened that barrel. 1.2500 0.07748 60 50 5 5
1689 Enough fun. Where's the barrel? 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
1690 We should have listened to Bob Barker. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
1691 But I've already thrown out the barrel. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
1692 There's more than one reason we never had children. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
1693 So you thought it was a metaphor when I said my roommates were real monkeys? 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
1694 Airbnb listed this place as fun as a barrel of monkeys. 1.2500 0.06063 52 39 13 0
1695 They're not quite as much fun as advertised 1.2500 0.05637 60 45 15 0
1696 I want them to watch. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1697 You forgot the barrel. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1698 I wonder what children are like. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
1699 Maybe two barrels would be more fun. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
1700 Who opened the barrel? 1.2456 0.07626 57 47 6 4
1701 They seemed like more fun in the barrel. 1.2456 0.07626 57 47 6 4
1702 I thought YOU invited them. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
1703 And you thought I was a nit pick. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
1704 Think positive—no college tuition or borrowing the car. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
1705 Happy "Year of the Monkey". 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
1706 When did they say they were delivering the typewriters? 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
1707 Gee Ira... Does it LOOK like I'm having fun. Put them back in their barrel and return them through Amazon Prime. Zero stars. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
1708 You want those monkeys off your back? Get that chip off your shoulder! 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
1709 Jay-Jay is blind. But he'll always remember you by the way you feel. 1.2453 0.08039 53 44 5 4
1710 Maybe they'd be more fun in a barrel? 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
1711 The 12th one is on our bed. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
1712 Interesting wish. 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
1713 What do you mean we don't have a typewriter? 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
1714 They lied. A barrel full of monkeys isn't more fun. 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
1715 I said nine........nine monkeys dammit! 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
1716 After they finished Hamlet and MacBeth I didn't have the heart to let them go. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
1717 This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to do some monkey business. 1.2453 0.04607 106 82 22 2
1718 Didn't you promise me 12 Monkeys? 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
1719 You said I could be replaced by a trained monkey. 1.2453 0.05967 53 40 13 0
1720 I would have preferred you returned from Africa with Ebola. At least it's containable. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
1721 You should see the kitchen. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
1722 I liked it better when the primaries weren't so literal. 1.2453 0.08039 53 44 5 4
1723 Does our insurance cover damage from flying feces? 1.2453 0.08039 53 44 5 4
1724 I hear Jane Goodall moved in next door. 1.2453 0.05967 53 40 13 0
1725 When are they going to start on the Shakespeare? 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
1726 I'd be more concerned about the parasites. 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
1727 The dangers of one-click shopping. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
1728 Told you not to open the barrel.... 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
1729 I thought we agreed not bring work home anymore. 1.2453 0.05967 53 40 13 0
1730 You shouldn't have said "monkey 'do". 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
1731 I was just monkeying around on Amazon. 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
1732 Says he needs you for an even dozen. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
1733 It was funnier when you kept them in a barrel. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
1734 I think it would be even more fun if we put them back in the barrel. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
1735 Who knew they breed like rabbits? 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
1736 And the problem with the barrel was what? 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
1737 They are working on the next great american novel. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
1738 At least we don't have children. 1.2449 0.08517 49 41 4 4
1739 I thought they said the pair were males? 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
1740 At least they quit jumping on the bed. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
1741 And you said it wasn't worth it to enter. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
1742 Do you still feel like IVF is worth the risk? 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
1743 The typewriter repairman said he'll be here between 10 and 2. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
1744 You're the one who said no more monkeys jumping on the bed. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
1745 It's a lot better than the Hungry Hungry Hippos virtual reality. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
1746 I forgot to pick up the bananas. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
1747 I wish you hadn't sold that barrel. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
1748 You said no more jumping on the bed. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
1749 Well they were cheaper by the barrel. 1.2449 0.06207 49 37 12 0
1750 We're allergic to cats. 1.2444 0.07885 45 36 7 2
1751 Go back in there and start all over. I found a typo in Henry V. 1.2439 0.09093 41 34 4 3
1752 And I don't even have a yellow hat! 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
1753 But I told you my relatives were coming for a visit. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
1754 Which candidate will most support small monkey business? 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
1755 Do you want a banana? 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
1756 You were the one who volunteered to host some of his delegates. 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
1757 Didn't you get a dozen? Are we missing one? 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
1758 When you clicked on "Barrel of Monkeys" did you think it was a song? 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1759 I was just thinking. Wanna monkey around? 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1760 Do we need to ship them back to Amazon in the original barrel? 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1761 At least they don't need college degrees 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1762 Maybe we can convince them to go jump on the bed. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
1763 They think you're wierd. 1.2407 0.08332 54 46 3 5
1764 Did our neighbor mention when he would be returning our barrel? 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1765 They're taking a break from writing The Great American Novel. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1766 They are taking a break from Shakespeare. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1767 Would you like a banana? 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
1768 This wasn’t in the disclosure. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1769 I'm starting to think we should have kept the barrel. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1770 Aren't they all supposed to be typing in the spare room? 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1771 You promised you'd leave the monkey business at the office. 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
1772 Thought we were watching twelve monkeys tonight? 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1773 All right you've proven your point... my parents are more annoying than a barrel full of monkeys! Now where did you hide the barrel? 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1774 At least they're not on the bed. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
1775 ...just as soon as we get the typewriter. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1776 That would be monkey do. 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
1777 Next year we're skipping the fund raising auction for the zoo. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
1778 I must have misread the instructions on the Sea-Monkey kit. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1779 I knew we should have just adopted. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
1780 I thought only rabbits breed like this. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
1781 It's just until the barrel job is completed. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
1782 We have the house to ourselves... wanna monkey around? 1.2407 0.08742 54 47 1 6
1783 You said I have a knack for monkey business. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1784 At least they're not jumping on the bed anymore. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
1785 I told you it would be an adjustment. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
1786 Must be a better way to get rid of head lice 1.2400 0.06101 50 38 12 0
1787 It was more fun with the barrel. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
1788 For this we filled the spare room with typewriters? 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
1789 So you just had to see what was in the barrel. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
1790 Wouldn't it have been more fun opening the wine barrel? 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
1791 Just play along with the de-ticking... you might gain approval... maybe even acceptance into the troop. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
1792 Does this mean he found out about us? 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
1793 Whaddaya mean you threw the barrel out?! 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
1794 This is no fun - get the barrel. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
1795 They go back to school in the fall. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
1796 I self-identify with them. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
1797 They were a lot more fun before you opened the barrel. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
1798 Something feels off about this election year. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
1799 They think your the missing link 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
1800 At least they sleep in their own barrel. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
1801 I wouldn't have let them in but they did say they were distant relatives. 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
1802 I told you we shouldn't have gotten rid of their typewriters. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
1803 Here a chimp; there a chimp; everywhere a chimp chimp 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
1804 I thought you said you ordered the full set of twelve? 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
1805 Fine. Let them jump on the bed. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
1806 Don't wanna be your monkey wench. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
1807 Better in the barrel? 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
1808 Don't complain. You knew about all my nieces and nephews when you married me. 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
1809 I thought they'd be even more fun out of the barrel. 1.2391 0.08332 46 38 5 3
1810 I don't see the resemblance 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
1811 So I guess 'Tarzan seeking his Jane' wasn't really a metaphor. 1.2391 0.08332 46 38 5 3
1812 I hoped they'd be more fun out of the barrel. 1.2381 0.07474 42 33 8 1
1813 Still think that new TV would be noisy and intrusive? 1.2381 0.07474 42 33 8 1
1814 So what are you going to do with the barrel? 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
1815 Now I see why you didn't want to start any monkey business. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
1816 Look on the bright side. It could have been snakes! 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
1817 What do you mean you sold the barrel on ebay !! 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
1818 Are you in the mood for some monkey business this evening? 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
1819 They were fun until YOU let them out of the barrel. 1.2364 0.07769 55 46 5 4
1820 Are we in a cage or are they? 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
1821 How 'bout we try it with the barrel? 1.2362 0.04101 127 99 26 2
1822 A jungle gym might help. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
1823 ME?... I thought you said that YOU were going to get her neutered 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
1824 Would a little monkeying around be out of the question? 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
1825 Guess we should've gotten a stronger barrel. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
1826 You're supposed to scratch his armpit. 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
1827 Would you be happier if I got the barrel? 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
1828 We never should have gotten rid of that barrel. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
1829 If you really don't like them we can send them back ... 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
1830 Good thing Costco's having that 20% off sale on bananas. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
1831 Where's the other one? 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
1832 What's chintz? I thought you said chimps. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
1833 Let's try to get them back in the barrel. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
1834 Tell me again why you didn't want rabbits. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
1835 Having fun yet? 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
1836 Declaw them? Why? 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
1837 These monkeys flew out of WHAT? 1.2353 0.08207 51 43 4 4
1838 I could've sworn it said 12 monkeys to a barrel. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
1839 They're here until the Platform Committee finds enough keyboards. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
1840 What made you think the barrel was full of wine? 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
1841 We really never know how the winner will be until after the election. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
1842 Can we get a dog? 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
1843 It's less fun without the barrel. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
1844 Now turn it 180 degrees in a clockwise direction. 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
1845 I've evolved a lot since my divorce 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
1846 If the union didn't have such stringent rules for breaks the play would have been written by now. 1.2353 0.05999 51 39 12 0
1847 ... but they are our closest cousins 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
1848 So you're saying it feels like there's a monkey on your back? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
1849 When you mentioned purchasing barrel of monkeys I thought you were talking about a trendy microbrew 1.2344 0.07632 64 55 3 6
1850 You should not have listed on LinkedIn that you worked for the Chiquita company. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
1851 What could I do? They were jumping on the bed! 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
1852 We'll need one more to make our marriage work. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
1853 What did you do with the barrel? 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
1854 It was more fun when they were still inside the barrel. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
1855 Maybe we should give one away. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1856 Didn't you say we should monkey around more? 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1857 You said the house felt empty. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
1858 What a relief! I thought you'd said "Let's stay home and watch The Monkees." 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1859 That's it. We've got to lay off Ben & Jerry"s Ice Cream. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1860 My brother met their mother on safari. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
1861 Maybe we were supposed to leave them in the barrel. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
1862 The best part of being an uncle is when they go home 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
1863 You can't say that we were not warned about opening that barrel. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
1864 Enough of this monkey business! 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
1865 We should have left them in the barrel. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1866 We should review the airbnb booking requests more carefully. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
1867 The joke writes itself. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1868 Your profile on the dating website said you loved animals. Was that a misstatement? 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1869 Loving you has made me bananas 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
1870 They're more fun when you keep them in the barrell. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
1871 Not quite the barrel of fun I remember. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
1872 These "Survey Monkey" office parties are starting to bore me! 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
1873 I guess you're getting a "monkey do." 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
1874 You insisted we let that nice Capuchin couple live with us. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
1875 I didn't envision this when you asked if I wanted to monkey around. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
1876 I told you we should get monkey insurance. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
1877 It's less fun now that they're out of the barrel. 1.2308 0.07759 39 31 7 1
1878 I thought it said 'sea monkeys'. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
1879 They worked harder before they joined the union 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
1880 We should've kept the Barrel they came in. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
1881 At least we no one's jumping on the bed. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
1882 This is certainly the nicest barrel I've been in. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
1883 They just finished downloading everything Shakespeare ever wrote . Now what? 31,0,0,I said call Monroe County Movers not Monkey Movers 33,3,0,So this is all there is to it? Having more fun than a barrel of monkeys? Eh! 38,7,3,I thought you said you were a Tiger Mom. 36,3,0,Ok. I'm really sorry ... but eleven is just one short of a dozen. 35,4,1,You're right. You are as much fun as a barrel of monkeys. 29,3,0,I thought you said you liked monkeys 40,2,1,Mom told me they weren't mine. 35,3,0,I thought we left the urban jungle when we moved to the suburbs. 51,9,5,I'm actually thrilled I won them. 35,5,0,when we agreed to help the homeless I had something else in mind. 55,23,4,And take the barrel with you. 44,13,4,At least we could ignore the eight-hundred-pound gorilla. 49,17,3,How much time is left on your monkey-of-the-month club? 42,7,2,I wonder what the 12th monkey is up to. 51,10,1,Is this your idea of a barrel of fun? 51,23,2,I still think we made the right decision not to have children. 29,1,0,Can't they stay with anyone one else in Cleveland until July? 36,7,0,Complete works of Shakespeare again. They need the break time. 36,3,0,You said you wanted an entertaining evening at home. 39,3,2,Do you think they'll ever grow up? 41,9,2,They want to know if we'd consider voting 3rd party". 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
1884 I loved the first monkey. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
1885 I told you this is what happens when you throw out the barrel! 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
1886 Really? You think they're multiplying? 1.2308 0.08061 52 44 4 4
1887 Maybe we should just let them jump on the bed. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
1888 Now think real hard...where did you put that barrel?... 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
1889 I warned you not to go on Genealogy Roadshow. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1890 It would be great if you could participate in the grooming. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
1891 I said let's monkey around. You take everything so literally. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
1892 Remind me again why we decided not to have children. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
1893 You said to invite our close relatives. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
1894 Can I interest you in a Daiquiri? 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
1895 Training them as massage therapists. Why ? 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
1896 Are you still in the monkey business? 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
1897 Has the adoption agency returned your call? 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
1898 I told you we should have kept them in the barrel. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
1899 They seem to have adjusted to our natural surroundings! 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
1900 The box said a dozen.............. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
1901 Looks like you had a hoo-hoo-ha-ha kind of day at work. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
1902 I have no idea where the barrel is. You had it last. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
1903 Now I've had enough fun. Where did you put the barrel? 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
1904 I hate it when the banana shipment is delayed! 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
1905 This simply is not going to work until we get a barrel! 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
1906 You told them to stop jumping on the bed... 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
1907 I just wish you had told me that our Airbnb home belonged to Jane Goodall 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
1908 Not what I meant by "monkey business". 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
1909 How was I to know that you were some monkeys' aunt ? 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
1910 Do you still want to have children? 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
1911 I thought they were your relatives. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
1912 ”I hear the Bronx Zoo will finish its renovations soon. 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
1913 Is this my monkey trial? 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
1914 Where's the top to the barrel? 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
1915 Don't mind her Jim-Jim. She's in a mood today. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
1916 I thought I told you no monkey business on the first date. 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
1917 There is an elephant in the room. 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
1918 I've grown tired of your monkey business. 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
1919 He wants to be a hair stylist. 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
1920 But I thought you liked it when I said that tonight there would definitely be some monkey business. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
1921 You were the one who said our relationship needed more fun. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
1922 The last thing I need is another monkey on my back! 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
1923 I did exactly what you said. I went straight up to my boss and demanded more monkeys. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
1924 They never miss a spot when I need a backscratch 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
1925 I told you that San Simian was not the Hearst estate. 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
1926 It takes research to reproduce the works of W. Shakespeare! 1.2286 0.10113 35 30 2 3
1927 She said to concentrate on your breath and they would disappear! 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
1928 We were lucky to get a primate loan with my credit score. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
1929 You're the one that wanted children. 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
1930 I'll release the monkeys when you tell me what's wrong. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
1931 I just wanted to show you what it's like when your mother visits. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
1932 Life-sized jenga just felt so cliché 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1933 I thought you said you hated having an empty nest. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1934 The guy on the phone swore our truckload of typewriters would arrive this morning. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1935 They find the term 'little monkeys' offensive. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1936 The doctor and mama talked today and you all can't be jumpin' on the bed. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1937 You were right: we should have fostered dogs. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1938 What did you do with the 12th monkey? 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1939 They shipped the barrel separately. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1940 I'm pretty sure they have 98% of just your DNA. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1941 I guess you're right. We really *did* have more fun than this at your sister's place. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1942 Not fun. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1943 Isn't it sweet that every single one of them wants to take a selfie with you? 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1944 I thought we were going to watch 12 Monkeys? 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1945 They think you're the twelfth monkey. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1946 its just as effective as your chiropractor and costs half as much 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1947 So we find a barrel that does match the couch. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
1948 I guess we shouldn't have opened that barrel labeled 'More Fun'. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1949 We need to talk. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
1950 I never said anything about being a monkey's aunt! 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1951 It's only for a few years. 1.2250 0.07585 40 32 7 1
1952 But the house is paid off. 1.2250 0.08388 40 33 5 2
1953 The barrel went out with the morning recycling. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
1954 Isn't it time they stopped coming back here to do their laundry? 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
1955 Even the monkey's think I'm bananas. 1.2245 0.08384 49 42 3 4
1956 Are you mad at me? 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
1957 OK....no more jokes about your monkey business. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
1958 Whose uncle? 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
1959 What is all this monkey business you keep talking about? 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
1960 Whatever made us think joining the 'monkey of the month' club was a good idea??? 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
1961 I prefer elephants. 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
1962 OK. I'll admit now that you ARE more fun than a barrel of moneys. I still don't want to date you. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
1963 We probably should have kept the barrel. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
1964 They were definitely more fun in the barrel. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
1965 It was either this or a flock of seagulls. 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
1966 Not my monkey. Not my circus. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
1967 I'm still waiting for them to type the Encyclopedia Britianica 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
1968 Where's the more fun? 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
1969 We never should have opened that barrel. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
1970 You've got to stop picking up strangers at monkey bars 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
1971 You said you wanted to liven up things a bit. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
1972 They came in a barrel. And they are NOT funny. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
1973 Boy those SurveryMonkey guys really do their research. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
1974 They were free with installation. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
1975 Just be yourself. They're conducting a research study og human behavior. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
1976 I have a firm rule: No monkey business on the first date. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
1977 I mean... at least you're getting a head rub. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
1978 We can deduct all of them on our taxes. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
1979 Shall we watch planet of the apes? 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
1980 The Monkey House was the lowest rent I could find. 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
1981 Are you using the barrel to collect rain water again Larry? 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
1982 A few typewriters and soon we'll have Shakespeare. 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
1983 If we can get through this test our therapist thinks we will be prepared to bring a child into the marriage. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
1984 It feels like a jungle in here. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
1985 Roll out the barrel. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
1986 Which one's Shakespeare again? 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
1987 Do you remember where you put that barrell. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
1988 Would you mind keeping your monkey mind inside your head? 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
1989 Enough of your Monkey Business! 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
1990 I told you we shouldn't start with a barrel. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
1991 WELL! Nothing like this has ever happened at one of MY family reunions! 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
1992 There's one on you... Don't... Move... 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
1993 The doctor said they help with depression. 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
1994 Well I hope it takes care of your empty nester syndrome 1.2222 0.07782 54 46 4 4
1995 I'm sorry...I must have forgot to lock the barrel. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
1996 I know you said you wanted a dozen monkeys but this is all they had. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1997 Well that one seems to like you. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1998 Is that barrel still in the shed? 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
1999 You re-thinking that whole Trump rally thing? 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
2000 I thought you said you lived in a funky house. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
2001 I hate these family reunions! 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2002 I see your family is in town. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
2003 We should have gotten better advice....there just aren't that many accordian players around any more. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2004 Anything to get you to laugh. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
2005 We are moving out of this barrel. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
2006 I prefer them in the barrel. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2007 They were more fun when they were inside the barrel. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
2008 You just HAD to see what was inside that barrel. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
2009 You called the doctor and the doctor said "No more monkeys jumping on the bed?" 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2010 Now (underline Now) do you think my mother is worse than a roomful of monkeys? 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
2011 You were supposed to order a dozen. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2012 You hated being an empty nester. This should cheer you up. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2013 You have to get at least 11 monkeys to find one that will give good head massages 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2014 Trumpy is going to train them to build the wall 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2015 Now are you ready to believe me when I say I'm the monkey's uncle. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
2016 Curios is one thing....i think George is overly social 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
2017 You said "We never monkey around anymore". 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2018 Please tell me you got them vaccinated. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
2019 Let's put 'em back in the barrel. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
2020 It's cheaper if we have another. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2021 Just think how much we'll get done with an extra 22 opposable thumbs! 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2022 No barrels? 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2023 I'm going to survey them for a change! 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
2024 Lighten up! 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2025 I promise they'll start writing Shakespeare soon. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
2026 They outgrew the barrel. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
2027 Did you keep the lid for that barrel? 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2028 I knew I should have done a DNA on your family before I married you. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2029 You told me to get the monkeys off my back... 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2030 I get it! 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2031 You know opening a barrel of monkeys is much more fun than opening a can of worms. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2032 They're just visiting primatologists studying our social interactions. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2033 I told you not to touch the barrel. This happens every time George! 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
2034 I can't believe you threw away the barrel. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2035 I should be the one who's upset. I told them I wanted a dozen. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2036 Whoever said life was a barrel of monkeys was an idiot. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2037 Maybe we should have tried the greatest thing since sliced bread. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
2038 What do you mean we need a separate bathroom for primates? 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2039 You win. Set up the appointment at the adoption agency. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
2040 the guy with the barrel said he will be over shortly. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2041 Where's the typewriter? 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
2042 I told you not to leave the bananas out. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2043 Told you so. Aren't I more fun than the barrel of monkeys? 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2044 is there a better time for me to call on you...? 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2045 You said it would just be five little monkeys jumping on the bed! 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2046 Any second now - Hamlet! 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
2047 When Jane Goodall brings the office home with her. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2048 Apparently the five little monkeys were doing a bit more than just "jumping" on the bed. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2049 I knew we should have had children. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
2050 The barrel is out for cleaning. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2051 Now where did you put that barrel? 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2052 The goldfish died. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2053 That's it! One more and I'm out of here! 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2054 Maybe it's time we have the birth control talk with them. 1.2195 0.07418 41 33 7 1
2055 A barrelful really ISN'T a lot of fun. 1.2195 0.07418 41 33 7 1
2056 I thought that was just rabbits. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
2057 Alfred Hitchcock's never before seen sequel to the birds. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
2058 But you wanted me to think outside the box for our anniversary. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2059 I really wish you hadn't recycled that barrel! 1.2174 0.08744 46 40 2 4
2060 I thought a barrel was supposed to come with twelve monkeys. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2061 Why did you put the barrel in the recycle bin? 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
2062 I told you we needed a barrel for it to be fun! 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
2063 I still think it is better than having cockroaches! 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2064 At least they aren't jumping on the bed. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
2065 I guess it's true - nearly everything is more fun than a barrel monkeys. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
2066 Guess the evening hasn't evolved as you wanted. 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
2067 We should've let them jump on the bed. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2068 The salesman assured me they're not the 'feces-throwing' kind. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
2069 They're way more fun in the barrel. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
2070 Darwin only had a cat. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2071 When I asked the DNA Lab to find our nearest genetic relatives I didn't expect this. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
2072 The Rise of the Lounge of the Apes' 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
2073 You said if we "bungled in the jungle" it would spice up our sex life. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
2074 Just what is it you're trying to tell me? 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
2075 I have more in the bedroom. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
2076 Did you open the barrel? 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
2077 No. You're the one that insisted we don't need the barrel. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
2078 Why not cats? 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
2079 I thought we ordered a dozen monkeys. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
2080 They're no fun--put them back in the barrel. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
2081 We're out of bananas again! 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
2082 It's just like when the children went off to college---now they're coming home. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
2083 One word and you'll be sleeping with the monkeys. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
2084 On the other hand we did need a new rain barrel. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
2085 I realky think they were more fun when they were in the barrel. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
2086 Would it be more fun if I put them back in the barrel? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
2087 I had considered giving you the silent treatment. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2088 You're Airbnb listing said no dogs or cats. 1.2143 0.06408 42 33 9 0
2089 Not so fun without the barrel as it turns out. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
2090 You didn't mind it when your family overstayed. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
2091 Another day in the New Yorker writer's room 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
2092 When did your circus become my circus? 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
2093 Having students over is why I’m the favorite instructor at Aero Simian. 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
2094 Let's chop down the banana tree. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
2095 Now we know it takes 11 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
2096 We should go buy a bunch of typewriters. If we give them enough time one of them is sure to write "Hamlet - The Sequel." 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2097 I think it's time we quit monkeying around and picked a candidate we can support. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2098 I told you not to buy the barrel size. 1.2128 0.08010 47 40 4 3
2099 One's missing ! 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2100 Your extended family seem fun. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2101 I think I'll get the barrel. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2102 I warned you to leave them in the barrel...................... 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2103 I guess they had you over a barrel. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2104 I thought that the label on the barrel was a joke. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2105 Aperitif before dinner? 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2106 Time to play find the bannana. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2107 What?! I needed their barrel for my home brew. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2108 The doctor just said no jumping on the bed. 1.2128 0.08010 47 40 4 3
2109 Inform him I dislike it when he uses the monkeys to communicate. 1.2128 0.08010 47 40 4 3
2110 But you promised me a dozen! 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2111 YOU ask them to leave. They're your relatives. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2112 Why did you let them out of the barrel? 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2113 I smell something...did you fart? 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2114 They want pole lamps. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2115 They came free with the barrel. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2116 Your profile didn't say anything about metaphors. 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
2117 This will prepare us for a visit from your relatives. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2118 I told you to keep the barrel. 1.2128 0.08010 47 40 4 3
2119 Maybe we should have gone with the 800-lb. gorilla. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2120 Make up your mind woman! Now it's too much monkey business? 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2121 Relax -- his jerking your head back and forth means Bim-Bim likes you! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2122 Monkeys don't breed well in captivity...yea right. 50,9,3,Would this be more fun if we got a barrel? 79,17,17,What's wrong? 56,13,8,Are you sure they're all mine? 46,11,2,I told you they’d get bored watching ‘Planet of the Apes’ again. 36,5,1,Pre-typing research I presume. 38,7,2,They need to get back to the typewriters and come up with a catchier title. 47,11,4,Consider this the last time I give you my Costco card. 53,18,5,I think the extermination worked. Do you see any ants? 43,10,2,Is it possible to get all this fun back into the barrel? 37,7,1,This is the last time we open our house for a political convention. 29,3,0,Wrong Barrel 45,2,3,They were more fun when they could fit in the barrel. 35,7,1,Did you forget to pick up bananas again? 38,7,1,Ms. Goodall didn't say anything about TV time 44,8,3,Left the lid off the barrel again did ya'? 56,17,8,Without the barrel it all seems rather pointless. 44,3,0,By tomorrow night we will be living outside of Phoenix in the Primate Relocation Program. 37,5,1,Cage Freed? 34,1,1,I say it should be Booth and they should be cats 95,9,0,The salesman told me the missing one made the mistake of outpolling Bruce Willis for best actor 40,6,4,Me Plaintiff. You Jane. 69,19,13,It's not you... 45,10,3,One day they'll evolve 55,10,8,They were a lot more fun in the barrel 36,6,1,That 11th monkey was probably not the best decision 46,14,3,Did I mention that I've started an organ-grinder franchise? 41,9,2,I think our barrel has sprung a leak. 55,7,2,I'm in the mood for love. 43,10,2,Do we have ANY bananas? 32,3,1,So was more fun when they were in the barrel? 36,4,1,I don't care what the surprise is. I'm [i]not[/i] opening my eyes. 39,7,2,It doesn't get any more fun than this. 63,22,10,I feel like you're not really listening. 72,23,12,You and Costco are done. 43,6,3,Did you pray for a barrel of monkey instead of money ? 36,5,1,I thought they'd help me bring up the subject of a little monkey business. 28,1,0,I should have married Chiquita Banana! 60,30,6,It's not a good idea to open the attachments in your spam folder 35,1,0,Which one of them's Mickey's? 37,8,0,This isn't quite what I meant by 'adopt' 31,0,0,Where did you even get these monkeys Steve? 58,20,7,It was buy one get ten free. 58,18,5,It still beats having kids. 44,14,3,Let’s reconsider our “Chimp-of-the-Month Club” membership. 39,7,1,Blame PETA; they broke the barrel". 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2123 Wow! Nothing could be more fun than that! Your turn to get the barrel and put them all back in again.... 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2124 It will be more fun when the barrel ships. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
2125 I told you our date would be a barrel full of monkeys. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
2126 What do you think we should call that new wrench I invented? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
2127 The instructions on the bottom of the barrel state "Dump monkeys onto table. Pick up one monkey by an arm. Hook other arm through a second monkey's arm. Continue making a chain." 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
2128 When are your relatives leaving? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
2129 The doctor really said we can't let them jump on the bed anymore? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
2130 My dating profile said I was only interested in hanging out. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
2131 No I thought you let them out of the barrel 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
2132 No I don't think it's a "Good idea to get friendly with them now before the inevitable Ape Overthrow of Humanity." 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
2133 The fun started when I opened the barrel. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
2134 That doesn't peel. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
2135 Isn't it time for them to go back to their barrel? 1.2105 0.07691 38 31 6 1
2136 I thought your dating profile said money's all over the house. 1.2105 0.08566 38 32 4 2
2137 But they're much better than having roaches. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2138 It's a new caucusing strategy we're developing. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
2139 I think of them as distant cousins. 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
2140 I don't think this is going to work out. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
2141 You never should've opened that barrel 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
2142 This would be more fun if we still had the barrel. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
2143 They are cheaper than the Premium Cable package! 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
2144 I thought they would cure your empty nest syndrome. 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
2145 Monkeys see and monkeys do! 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
2146 It just seems that the fun has gone from our marriage since you threw away the barrel. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
2147 My Sister dropped the kids off 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
2148 Perhaps they're more fun in the barrel. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
2149 You were right. It -was- more fun than a barrel of monkeys... 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
2150 We need to have more fun. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2151 You only told them to stay off the bed. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
2152 Because cats can't perform CPR when they find me non-responsive. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
2153 Maybe they're only fun if they stay in the barrel. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
2154 No more trips to Bargain Barrel....ok? 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
2155 You said you were missing the children. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
2156 What happened to the cats? What happened to the cats? 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
2157 They would have been cheaper if we'd gotten a dozen. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
2158 I couldn't rent "Twelve Monkeys" but they had eleven. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
2159 They want to know your intentions. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
2160 I told you that offering babysitting to the Wicked Witch wasn't a good idea. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
2161 Are you sure that's the whole barrel? 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
2162 You needed to test the "more fun than a barrel of" expression? 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
2163 I am sick and tired of your friends always hanging around. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
2164 I warned you; the kids will grow up and so will their toys. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
2165 I thought you meant sea monkeys. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
2166 This is not what I meant when I said bring your friends from the zoo over for dinner. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
2167 I told you we shouldn't have had kids. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
2168 Oh. You wanted "Me" to be more fun. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
2169 Maybe they'd be more fun if they were in a barrel. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
2170 How long before our free subscription runs out? 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
2171 You couldn't get an even dozen? They're cheaper. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
2172 And you thought herding cats was tough. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
2173 Maybe Donald will build another wall. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2174 I liked them better inside the barrel. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
2175 Look at me Marge. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
2176 I'm tired of your monkey business. I want a divorce. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
2177 They said the typewriters will be arriving separately. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
2178 Why are you complaining?They're from your side of the family. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
2179 Maybe its time to get your tubes tied. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2180 I told you not to add water. 1.2069 0.07279 58 50 4 4
2181 I don't think I can stand any more of your monkeying around 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2182 Most definitely not fun... so how are we going to get them back in that damn barrel? 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2183 I am nice when your family visits. 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
2184 I read somewhere they're cheaper by the dozen. 1.2049 0.04647 122 103 13 6
2185 It sure feels emptier since twelve left. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
2186 They say you should let the rescue monkey choose you. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
2187 Do we still have the barrel? 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
2188 It's your turn. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
2189 I thought I ordered 11 pipers piping. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
2190 Maybe we should have left them in the barrel. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
2191 Aren't you glad we did the humane thing? 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
2192 We need a bigger barrel. 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
2193 Your hairdresser has alot of followers. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
2194 I didn't mean "more fun than a barrel full of monkeys" literally. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
2195 I think they want their typewriters back. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
2196 I think they were more fun when they were still in the barrel. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
2197 Maybe number twelve went to the movies. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
2198 I was thinking of getting some more monkeys. 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
2199 Did you remember bananas? 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
2200 I .don't have a problem with celebrating the Chinese Year of the Monkey - I just think this is a bit too much. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
2201 Why did you have to see if they'd be more fun out of the barrel? 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
2202 Look at the bright side. We won't have to pay for any college education expenses. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
2203 This is why I asked for the credit card. I did not ask you to sign up for "Amazon primates!" 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
2204 You said no kids. I assumed that covered all species. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
2205 I told you a vasectomy was needed. 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
2206 You really thought I asked for a monkey ranch? 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
2207 Now do understand how the parties pick their candidates? 1.2041 0.08237 49 43 2 4
2208 But you said you wanted to monkey around tonight. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
2209 It's not so bad -- they only received a six-month research grant. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
2210 It's your turn to clean the litter box. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
2211 They were funnier when we kept them in the barrel. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
2212 I thought it was the wine barrel. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
2213 I guess that barrel needs a tight lid. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
2214 The kids playing Jumanji or did you open the barrel? 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
2215 I knew that his zoology degree would be a problem. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
2216 Maybe it’s actually the barrel that makes it so much fun. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
2217 You never mentioned the long line of organ grinders in your family tree... 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
2218 You had to drop the barrel. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
2219 Can I offer you a banana? 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
2220 Amazon had a buy one get ten free special. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
2221 You just had to get rid of that barrel. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
2222 So just why did you open the barrel? 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
2223 Exactly how many barrels did you order? 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
2224 It's better than the in-laws. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
2225 And whose bright idea was it to sell the monolith? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
2226 This would be more fun if we had the full barrel 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
2227 It'll be more fun than a barrel of monkeys she said. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
2228 I thought you said you were getting a dog 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
2229 There was a sale on primates at Petco. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
2230 It's time to put them back in the barrel. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
2231 I don't know what you are talking about. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
2232 I hate when your nephews come over. 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
2233 Just think: one more and we'll have enough for a Barrel of Monkeys. Imagine the fun we'll have then ... 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
2234 We'll be lucky to get a 'Twilight' sequel out of this bunch... 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
2235 The fun ends when they start throwing their poop. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
2236 Think of the reality show potential. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
2237 I thought the eBay listing was for a barrel of munchies. 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
2238 I divorced my first wife because she kept bringing cats home! 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
2239 Wellll....somebody's got a nice new blouse! 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
2240 Living next to the zoo is getting old quick! 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
2241 I liked them better on your back. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
2242 Happy now...you're a Monkey's Uncle. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
2243 There was a sale at Crate & Barrel Of Monkeys. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
2244 My wish was for a roomful of money. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
2245 You HAD to open the barrel. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
2246 I stopped horsing around. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
2247 I told you doggie daycare was a better idea. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
2248 You and your gibbon take attitude. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
2249 Gives a whole new meaning to "monkey in the middle" don'tcha think? 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2250 I still think there was a mixup in the maternity ward. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2251 You just had to open the barrel. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2252 Monkey business is booming. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
2253 Inviting your family over will not change my mind about Creationism. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
2254 I thought I was getting a deal on wine. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
2255 Of all the mail-order courses to take you had to pick primatology. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2256 I liked them better when they were just jumping' on the bed. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
2257 This marriage is driving me bananas. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
2258 This is not what I meant when I suggested "12 Monkeys" for date night. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
2259 You should be flattered - Bobo never gropes a face on the first date. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
2260 When did you say Tarzan and Jane were coming back?? 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
2261 I trust that's the last time you'll refer to me as Curious George? 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
2262 It's time to call a professional. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
2263 What happened to the typewriters? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
2264 I'm sorry. I could only afford half a barrel. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
2265 I think they like your place. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2266 They're merely chaotic extensions of my finely tuned sex drive. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2267 I hope you remembered the bananas. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
2268 I don't think this is fun at all! 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2269 I can't help but think you're up to some monkey business. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2270 I thought they were only talking about cage free chickens. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
2271 YOU didn't want kids... 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
2272 This is your idea of monkeying around? 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
2273 I thought you said this would be fun. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
2274 Perhaps a barrelful was too many. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2275 These pre war apartments always have a pest problem. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
2276 Not what you had in mind for that swinging group from Airbnb? 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2277 I checked Amazon- they don't sell Jumanji. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2278 I wish the vet hadn't recommended in vitro. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
2279 This is not working. I'll put them back in the barrel. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
2280 You said they would stay in the barrel. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
2281 Jeffery you promised not to bring your work home. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2282 But which one stole my yellow hat? 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
2283 I liked it better when we were the only primates living here. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2284 Tell him you just want to hang out. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
2285 Did the barrel come with a guarantee of fun? 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2286 It only makes sense if you are Jane Goodall 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
2287 Kids made the point. They are not worse than a troop of monkeys. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
2288 So much for abstinence education. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
2289 I can't remember the last time I had a banana on my cereal. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
2290 It's your turn to put the monkeys back in the barrel. 1.2000 0.06860 35 28 7 0
2291 You're the one that wanted pets. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2292 I told you your breath smells like bananas. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
2293 Where are the other two monkeys? 1.2000 0.07428 30 24 6 0
2294 Have you noticed it's getting harder to keep bananas in the house? 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
2295 For my prime mate. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
2296 I told you home schooling was going to be a challenge. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
2297 I think almost anything is more fun than a barrel of monkeys. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
2298 It’s confirmed - a barrel of monkeys is not fun. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2299 We really need a barrel to make this more fun. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
2300 I told you not to invite your whole family. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2301 Let's do some monkey business of our own. 1.2000 0.08165 45 39 3 3
2302 Don't worry ... They know we are on the endangered species list! 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
2303 I have to get these monkeys off my back. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
2304 Stop with your monkey business! 1.2000 0.08165 45 39 3 3
2305 It's only till they find a new habitat. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2306 Wait till I teach them to file our tax returns. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
2307 I asked you to order 12 Monkeys. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2308 I didn't hear you complaining when you spent the money we saved on barrel assembly fees 1.2000 0.08165 45 39 3 3
2309 No. We should not get a cat! 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2310 You were right . I should have ordered the full barrel. 1.2000 0.08165 45 39 3 3
2311 I can't resist a BOGO. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
2312 I really wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2313 Pandora - I told you not to open the barrel. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
2314 At least we didn't get Dalmatians! 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2315 How many monkeys jumping on the bed? 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
2316 Just look at the camera and say "cheese." 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
2317 I thought you were supposed to get the bananas. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
2318 But they only mimic people they like. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
2319 This monkey business is getting out of hand. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2320 How do you keep all their names straight? 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
2321 How many bananas did you get last week? 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
2322 This is the best maid service you could get? 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
2323 I didn't say it would be more fun IN a barrel of monkeys. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
2324 Yes. I'm certain the barrel came with a dozen. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2325 i think you misunderstood. i said would you like to monkey around 1.2000 0.08165 45 39 3 3
2326 Rainforest Cafe....Thank God we didn't go to Hooters! 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2327 It's an app. It's called Delivery Chimp. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
2328 Just what monkey business exactly are you referring to? 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
2329 The doctor said that we just have to keep them from jumping on the bed. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
2330 I told you we shouldn't have opened that barrel! 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2331 You knew I had nephews when we married! 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2332 Touch my monkeys. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2333 Don't you think that a baby would be less trouble? 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
2334 Sometimes I miss them jumping on the bed. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2335 We can still Netflix but chilling is probably off the table. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
2336 So this is what you meant by "I love monkeys" in your dating profile... 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
2337 One more and I can actually prove they're cheaper by the dozen. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
2338 Do not rent anymore rooms through anonymous classifieds. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
2339 Tell them to stop monkeying around. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
2340 I hate to inform you that we're out of monkey chow. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
2341 Monkees! How was I suppose to know you meant a singing group? 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
2342 Were there any leopards on that adoption list? 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
2343 They finished typing the complete works of Shakespeare; now they have the rest of eternity to just hang out. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
2344 Was the pet store out of cats? 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
2345 You promised no more monkey business. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
2346 I found No. 12 trying on your makeup in the bedroom. He won't be doing that again. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
2347 Our alternative to the presumptive nominee is ready. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
2348 I didn't say 'more fun than.' I said 'about as much fun as.' 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
2349 Why do you always buy in bulk? 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
2350 OK they're FUN now how do we get them back in the barrel? 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
2351 Shall we set another place for dinner? 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
2352 Feel like a banana? 1.1957 0.07997 46 40 3 3
2353 I know it's not very polite – but may I use the M-word..? 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
2354 Do you ever get the feeling like you're being monkeyed with? 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
2355 At least we won't have to pay for their college degrees. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
2356 You told me to take care of the mice. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
2357 Good. Acceptance has progressed to the grooming stage so you might want to get undressed. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
2358 I told you never to touch my barrel 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
2359 Here's that safari I promised you. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
2360 Somehow I thought they would be more shinier. 1.1957 0.07997 46 40 3 3
2361 This is way less fun than a barrel of monkeys 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
2362 I'm still not signing the prenup. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
2363 They'll leave when they find your lost earring. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
2364 I fear that 'Apartment Of The Apes' will not be as thrilling as you hoped. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
2365 My mistake....the listing does say 'full of' not 'fun as'.. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
2366 The website said we got free doughnuts as part of the experiment 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
2367 I preferred the beer on the wall. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
2368 I told you I run a Monkey Business! 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
2369 It's not a case of Monkey See or Monkey Do. It's a case of Monkey Pooh! 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
2370 I think we got the wrong barrel. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
2371 Have either of you seen Bubbles? 1.1957 0.07997 46 40 3 3
2372 They wouldn't let us adopt just one 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
2373 IN THIS HOUSE WE ARE THE ENDANGERED SPECIES. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
2374 This is just the beginning of my monkey business. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
2375 I thought we'd decided on 'chintz' for our new sofa covering? 1.1957 0.07997 46 40 3 3
2376 And you said they wouldn't hang around! 1.1957 0.07997 46 40 3 3
2377 At least they're not on out back! 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
2378 Are you seeing monkeys again? 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
2379 Eleven little monkeys jumping on our newly purchased couch....one grabbed my neck until I said ouch. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
2380 We should have asked if our pair was capable of reproducing. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
2381 What made you think that a barrel of monkeys would actually be fun? 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
2382 Think "Lord of the Flies". It will all change in a few weeks! 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
2383 They're no fun out like this. Let's get them back in their barrel. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
2384 But you're the one who said move to Zaire 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
2385 It turns out "monkey business" is not a literal phrase. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
2386 Does your mother still want to visit? 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
2387 Id at least give the fertility clinic 4 stars 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
2388 Where did we put the barrel? 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
2389 My on-line spa order came with 11 free grooming aids. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
2390 Budget cuts at the zoo. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
2391 What's your rationale for stopping at eleven? 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
2392 I must have clicked the one twice. 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
2393 I am really glad that you didn't want to get rabbits! 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
2394 You said they weren't allowed to jump on the bed. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
2395 I know that you're in the monkey business but do you have to take your work home? 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
2396 Do I need to remind you how excited you were to meet Peter Tork? 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
2397 Just because I lost the barrel doesn't mean they cannot still be fun! 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
2398 Is it time for your next dose? 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
2399 What did you think when I asked if you would like to monkey around on my couch tonight? 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
2400 Close your eyes and relax to sounds of the jungle. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
2401 It all started when the doctor said no more jumpin on the bed. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2402 Now will you take back what you said about me not being evolved enough for you? 1.1935 0.08575 31 26 4 1
2403 I'm tired of your friends hanging around all the time Fred. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2404 Is it okay if we just poop anywhere? 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
2405 They said it would be more fun than a barrel of wine. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2406 Let's have some fun. Get out the barrel. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
2407 I'm actually eleven monkey's uncles. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2408 The puppies were more expensive. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2409 The raffle was for a good cause. First prize was two killer whales. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
2410 Do you know what it's going to cost to put roller skates on all of these. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
2411 ``I'm daffy? You like Trump.'' 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2412 you forgot to put the lid on the barrel again 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
2413 You /did/ say it would be nice to have some help around the house. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
2414 You can swing with the best of them! 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
2415 No more Jungle Book play dates for him. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
2416 I'm not a monkey wench. 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
2417 Interesting... I thought the one with his finger in your ear was the shy one. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
2418 They really are less fun without the barrel. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
2419 But look at it this way: at least we don't have the banana problem anymore. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
2420 Oh please: they are SO more fun outside of the barrel 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
2421 They're taking a break from typing. What's wrong with that? 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
2422 Maybe jumping on the bed wasn't so bad after all. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
2423 Its the opposable thumbs- they're amazing!. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
2424 For heaven's sake Diane they didn't have "12 Monkeys." 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
2425 I'll never buy bananas in bulk again. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
2426 You forgot to order the barrel. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
2427 Maybe we should hold off on opening the crate. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
2428 These monkeys are literally driving me bananas. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
2429 You needed cheering up. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
2430 I told you we should have sprung for the barrel. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
2431 Sometimes I close my eyes and imagine that our house isn't overrun by monkeys. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
2432 We really need a new top on that barrel. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
2433 Do you remember Gary Hart? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
2434 Sure it's no fun. You forgot the barrel. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
2435 ' Up to as much fun as a barrel of monkeys ' is how the ad read . 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
2436 Since we're already in the monkey business... 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
2437 Did you get a full barrel? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
2438 I just don't feel like hangin' with you anymore. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
2439 All I'm saying is maybe if they saw and heard a little more evil they might finally getting around to typing that novel you keep talking about. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
2440 I take it that your family doesn't believe in creationism then. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
2441 Maybe it's time to get out of this monkey business. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
2442 I let them out of the barrel but we still aren't having fun. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
2443 I think we could use more furniture. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
2444 We're going to need a lot more bananas! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
2445 I guess you could say I'm a player. 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
2446 Lighten up. They haven't worked since The Wizard of Oz.p 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
2447 They would have been a lot more fun if you had kept them in the barrel. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
2448 Darn it; I told you not to open that barrel! 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
2449 Dr. Switzer swears this will cure your depression. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
2450 You sure this was a full barrel? 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
2451 Hillary calls them "Trump's people'. 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
2452 I'm confused...wasn't the nursery rhyme about _ten_ little monkeys? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
2453 This has lost its appeal very quickly 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
2454 You're sure you ordered Sea Monkeys? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
2455 I thought the monkey on your back would like some company. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
2456 This was not my idea of monkeying around. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
2457 We never hang out anymore... 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
2458 Told you where all your monkeying around would get us. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
2459 But I thought you liked the Jane Goodall role play.... 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
2460 See? Isn't this fun? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
2461 What makes you think I've been monkeying around? 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
2462 For all of two days I was gone... 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
2463 You said you wanted to monkey around. 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
2464 How could I have known that Alexa would take my order of a barrel of monkeys so literally? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
2465 You'll sing a different tune when the subsidy checks start rolling in. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
2466 I told you this would happen. The organ grinder business isn't what it used to be. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
2467 I can take the noise. It's their scrutiny of everything I do that's driving me crazy. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
2468 Were the complimentary tickets to "Wicked" really worth it? 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
2469 I told you I was starting a new business. 1.1905 0.08512 42 37 2 3
2470 Is it something I said? 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
2471 My dating profile did say that I like to hang out with friends. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
2472 Not my Circus. Not my Monkeys. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
2473 You would have thought a barrel of monkeys would be more fun. 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
2474 You are now known as "The urban Jane Goodall"! 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
2475 I embrace the monkey-mind. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
2476 Are you mad? 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
2477 Not what I had in mind when you said you needed to bring some work home. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
2478 This personal grooming business is obviously still evolving. 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
2479 You wanted me to get those monkeys off my back ! 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
2480 Let's keep our "distant relatives" distant! 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
2481 I told you not to open Pandora's barrel. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
2482 We should have gotten the typewriter first. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
2483 But your mate match bio said you love the pitter patter of tiny feet? 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
2484 We should really finish that board game. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2485 Time to monkey around? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2486 And you thought dust bunnies were bad. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
2487 It doesn't look like you're having more fun... 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2488 Always opening the barrel ! 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
2489 I'm starting to think that moving into a giant barrel was a bad idea. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2490 I warned Timmy his show and tell might get out of control. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2491 Mind if I put on my yellow hat? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2492 I said I wanted a lot of money... not monkeys! 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
2493 I am really tired of the landlord's monkey business. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
2494 I told you your new haircut looks like a coconut. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
2495 We all just want you to turn that frown upside down. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
2496 I'm so sorry I opened the barrel." 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
2497 Why couldn't it be a barrel of chocolates? Or cashmere scarves? Or Chippendale dancers? 58,18,7,Swingers parties aren't what they used to be. 56,27,6,The sign at the zoo did say not to make eye contact. 56,13,1,Just one 'widdle' smile? 54,12,6,What monkey business? 33,3,0,Let's not monkey around! 42,4,5,How about I get eleven typewriters and an agent? 33,3,0,Wineries have taken all their barrels. 35,0,0,But I thought a barrel of monkeys would be fun. 41,12,1,I'm guessing the ones on the roof are why the Internet is down. 38,6,1,Don't look at me. I didn't leave the barrel open this morning. 38,8,0,So you're still miffed that I hid the remote in fruit bowl? 87,33,16,Do I see a hint of a smile.... 32,2,2,I thought Brad Pitt was in this. 49,15,6,At least they don't bark 40,10,1,It'll be better after they're house trained. 60,19,7,Now can we do the thing that's more fun? 39,2,3,We're they on sale ? 28,0,0,We should have remembered that George was a zookeeper before volunteering to babysit. 29,8,0,I don't care how often you explain economies of scale to me. I didn't even want one monkey 34,6,0,I feel like I have a monkey on my back. 36,1,1,Not my circus and definitely not my monkeys. 39,7,2,I said it was hard finding prime MATES! 36,8,0,And you're sure the barrel had no return address? 39,5,2,Are you still mad that I threw the barrel out? 31,0,1,...still insist on a no-Plan B state? 55,15,7,I wish I remembered who first told us about the Monkey-a-Month Club. 34,4,1,Maybe you're not meditating enough. 32,3,0,I told you not to take them our of the barrel. 30,2,0,The Barrel of Monkeys was more fun. 46,8,4,You're right. I never should have opened that barrel. 49,3,7,This is your fault. 30,1,0,We have GOT to talk him into learning to draw something else. 29,0,0,YOU offered to babysit the grandkids. 53,16,5,I wanted a Corgi. But noooo..... 33,0,0,The Hebrew word kuf" meant "monkey" before it meant "eye of a needle" because Adam named the animals before Eve began sewing fig leaves. (Matthew 19:23-26) 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
2498 I thought you said they were jumping on the bed? 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
2499 I've never seen anyone so close to having a monkey on her back. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
2500 I guess your mother's train got in early. 1.1875 0.07010 32 26 6 0
2501 Jane Goodall said we would learn to love them! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
2502 OK. Enough of the monkey business! 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
2503 Feel like catching a movie? 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
2504 They are funnier in the barrel. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2505 I going to stop bringing my business home. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
2506 The typewriters are on back order. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
2507 Whoops . . . I thought you wanted MORE monkey business. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
2508 I meant the game Barrel of Monkeys! 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
2509 So this is what WWF sends you when you donate? 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
2510 I don't suppose you want to watch 'Out of Africa.' 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
2511 That's one barrel that should have stayed closed. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
2512 I am not sure this hobby was in your Tinder profile. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
2513 Where's the barrel? 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
2514 I'm waiting for the 12th monkey. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
2515 Twelve monkeys was good but tell the cable company we don't want 4 D vision upgrade 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
2516 Can we please go back to cats? 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
2517 OK. OK. Back to the lab in the morning. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
2518 One more and we have a dirty dozen. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
2519 Isn't it bedtime for Bonzo? 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
2520 I guess the other one's asleep in the barrel. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
2521 You told me she was neutered... 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
2522 No! I don't want to 'monkey around' tonight." 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
2523 Hold still while this one demonstrates its chiropractic sense 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
2524 Which one is Cheetah? 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
2525 Every time your mother comes it's like a zoo in here! 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
2526 I couldn't disagree more. Ambiance IS subjective. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
2527 Would you have preferred iguanas? 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
2528 Is there still somewhere we can order typewriters? 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
2529 When did you say your relatives are leaving? 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
2530 I meant to return with bananas but it slipped my mind. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
2531 Did we really need TWO barrels? 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
2532 You said "Let's have pets instead of children". 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
2533 Hear no evil 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
2534 ...but they share perfect identity with 96% of our genome. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2535 Did you even consider what oo-oo-oober might be before you downloaded it? 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2536 I think it would've been more fun if you'd kept them in the barrel. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2537 Let's get some zebras for the pool room. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
2538 Is Marlin Perkins still alive? 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
2539 I should have known Tom Foolery would have an actual monkey business 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
2540 Any ideas for a new 3D Printer project? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2541 From which Amazon third party seller did you order the Barrel of Monkeys game 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2542 They're a lot less fun if you open the barrel. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2543 So your distant relatives leave tomorrow? 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
2544 You told me Curious George was neutered. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
2545 You gave the barrel to my Mom before her trip to Niagra Falls? 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
2546 I liked you all infinitely better when you were in rehab. 1.1818 0.08143 44 39 2 3
2547 Let's just give this a few more days. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
2548 I told you not to let them see you take the lid off the barrel! 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
2549 I think it may be my new deodorant. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
2550 I told you we should have started with a bucket's worth. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
2551 And YOU argued that if we get a cat it might have kittens. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
2552 What do you mean you're "out" of bananas? 1.1818 0.08143 44 39 2 3
2553 It is a fair compromise. Now I'm more spontaneous ... but vicariously. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
2554 Aha! You can’t tell me which one typed ‘Hamlet’. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
2555 I think it's time we revisit your animal rescue project idea 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
2556 What's the matter? You said you wanted things to go back to the way they were... 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
2557 Did you throw away the barrel already? 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
2558 If you ignore the feces this one sure gives a great scalp massage. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
2559 Would it kill you to monkey around for a few minutes? 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
2560 I've had more than enough of your monkey business. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
2561 At least training monkeys costs less than putting kids through college. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
2562 Well.. This place IS bigger then that barrel we used to live in. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
2563 Martha I believe they are side effects from the pills 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
2564 Do you think it was a good idea to hold the Caucus here? 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
2565 Will you please just let them in the bedroom? 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
2566 I guess I thought you had something else in mind... 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
2567 There was a sale on Amazon. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
2568 I meant 12 Monkeys THE MOVIE. But I appreciate it. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
2569 I'm going to complain. I ordered twelve. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
2570 Pardon the mess — I run my business from home. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
2571 I thought you liked monkey business 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
2572 I confess. You are their uncle. 1.1818 0.08143 44 39 2 3
2573 Are you sure you weren't followed? 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
2574 Change the channel. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
2575 Now we know why they called them Rabbit Monkeys. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
2576 The other option was having kids. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
2577 I thought YOU were going to pick up the bananas! 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
2578 Why do I have this funny feeling that we should go in the bedroom and monkey around? 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
2579 I told you mike was a female. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
2580 I hear they're cheaper by the dozen. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2581 You asked me if I had and I quote "a dozen monkeys" running around my house and I answered truthfully. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
2582 Maybe we should have stuck with rabbits. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
2583 ...and they're the non-smearing-feces variety. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
2584 A barrel full would be more fun than what we have now. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
2585 Too bad my company does not provide birth control. 1.1818 0.08143 44 39 2 3
2586 You wanted more fun. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
2587 #12 has gotten out again. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
2588 This is not what I had in mind when you asked me up. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
2589 I miss Bonzo. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
2590 I dunno. They're not as much fun as they said they would be. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
2591 Call the doctor again. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
2592 The barrel has termites. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
2593 You're the one that wanted monkeys instead of children. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
2594 They were far more fun in the barrel. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2595 I'm still not interested in fooling around 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2596 At least they're eating the bedbugs. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2597 At least they're not bonobos. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
2598 You Twit! You lifted the lid off the barrel again. (For Roald Dahl fans) 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
2599 They weren't doing this at the zoo. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
2600 We could always go into business. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
2601 I guess you don't like to monkey around. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
2602 This is not what I meant about getting into monkey business. 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
2603 I say we put them back in the barrel. They were more fun that way. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
2604 Let's rethink that no children agreement. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
2605 I want a typewriter! 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
2606 Just one more honey? Please? You know it's cheaper by the dozen! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
2607 You did not tell me your family was coming this week. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2608 Life is definitely NOT more fun with a barrel of monkeys. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
2609 Do you think our children have ADD? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
2610 Endangered species? I think not. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
2611 I thought it was your turn to put them to bed. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
2612 When did Mowgli say he was getting home? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
2613 1). I don't care if Jane Goodall is your cousin... NO more babysitting... 2). Want to monkey around?... 3). I'm your husband... I need to know who the father is... 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
2614 The million typewriters I ordered should be here next week. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
2615 You proved your point. Where's the barrel? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
2616 This is not what I had in mind. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
2617 And how many monkeys came in the barrel? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
2618 They heard some relatives are on Survivor tonight 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
2619 They do everything I want to do. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
2620 Have you seen the twelfth? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
2621 But think of all the money we'll save on college educations 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
2622 We did pay peanuts. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
2623 I thought you returned the barrel. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
2624 I think we need a barrel. This is no fun. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
2625 My ex-wife got all the money in the divorce. I got all the monkey. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
2626 One more and we'll have a full barrel. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
2627 Nothing like this ever happens in one of MY family reunions. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
2628 Either you put them back in the barrel or I'm going to put you in the barrel! 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
2629 Can you pass the remote? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
2630 They had a two-for-one sale. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
2631 Let's throw our bobcat into the mix and really liven things up. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
2632 By mistake I threw out the instructions along with the barrel. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
2633 Another 89 monkeys and some typewriters and we'll have it made. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
2634 There was a sale at Chimps Galore! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
2635 Is this your idea of "Monkeying Around"? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
2636 Trump outlasted them all. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
2637 I told you we should have gotten cats. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
2638 The last one is still in the barrel. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
2639 I know they're young but it's off to boarding school in September. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
2640 When will you ever admit your monkey-rescue plan was a major mistake? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
2641 WWMD - What would Mowgli do? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
2642 Let's ignore doctor's orders and just put them back in the bedroom. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
2643 This is the last time I pick someone up in the banana aisle. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
2644 They were much more enjoyable when they were in the barrel. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
2645 I thought they were from your family tree! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
2646 Are you sure you put the lid on that barrel? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
2647 The barrel was extra. It's still fun though. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
2648 Itchy ? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
2649 When will our ancestors stop plaguing us? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
2650 Ever see that movie 'Twelve Monkeys'? You've got to admit this isn't as bad. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
2651 I did say we'd be watching 'Twelve monkeys'. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
2652 I can't put my finger on it but I'm feeling awfully frisky tonight. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
2653 How are you going to get them back in the barrel? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
2654 If this continues... I'm moving to Canada 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
2655 You know that online dating photo of you and your "friends"... Well I thought it was done with computer graphics or something. Having one pet monkey was sort of cute but... 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
2656 You really want to open that can of worms? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
2657 I think some monkey spanking is in order. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
2658 I thought they'd make you smile. I guess you made a monkey out of me. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
2659 Writers's block. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2660 All we're missing is the barrel. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2661 I told you it was possible to order a barrel of monkeys from Amazon. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2662 We need to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1765 0.07865 34 29 4 1
2663 What exactly is it that you hope we can learn from our 'closest cousins'? 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
2664 Is that the American way of celebrating the year of Monkey? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
2665 Tuition monkey? You thought we were saving for the kid's tuition monkeys? 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2666 I told you to close the door. 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
2667 How's life in the city? 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
2668 I'm a monkey person 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
2669 I thought it was time you knew what I have been keeping in that barrel in the garage! 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
2670 I told you they wouldn't be any more fun out of the barrel. 1.1750 0.07916 40 35 3 2
2671 I told you it would be a bad idea to visit Trump's campaign headquarters 1.1750 0.07916 40 35 3 2
2672 Do you smell something? 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
2673 How about getting just one more and stopping at an even dozen? 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
2674 maybe that's why it was so discounted without the barrel 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
2675 Just got a great idea for a children's toy! 1.1750 0.07916 40 35 3 2
2676 Maybe this would be more fun if it were two barrels of monkeys. 1.1750 0.07916 40 35 3 2
2677 You think they're cats. They think they're rabbits. 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
2678 Give them a break Marta - it's their first book. 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
2679 This is NOT getting me interested in monkeying around! 1.1750 0.07916 40 35 3 2
2680 Only eleven...it's not like an army. 1.1750 0.07916 40 35 3 2
2681 Now you know why I wanted you to bring home eleven bananas. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
2682 They assured me all their donors came from Ivy League schools. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
2683 Promise you'll call me before you click on Amazon again. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
2684 These seem more realistic than the Sea Monkeys I remember. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2685 And you couldn't wait to see what was in that barrel! 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
2686 Who's turn is it to empty the dishwasher? 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
2687 Just ignore them and they will go away. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
2688 Maybe now you'll appreciate me more. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
2689 Where did all of the what come from? 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
2690 You have to pronounce it as "minkies." It's funnier. 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
2691 What do you mean there's never any action around here? 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
2692 What's the name of that Brad Pitt movie from the nineties? 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
2693 I knew when Mr. Jackson asked us if we wanted to be godparents we should have said no! 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
2694 Edwin here studies phrenology. He's determined you're nonplussed. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2695 To think I loved the circus as a child. 1.1731 0.07631 52 47 1 4
2696 They're my nephews. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2697 Is your mother always right? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2698 But I got a really good deal from the sperm bank. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
2699 I never said I didn't want kids. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2700 How would I know you meant the band? 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
2701 Now I just need some typewriters and we'll be rich Martha. Rich! 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
2702 I get them by the barrel. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
2703 It's ok; they're only virtual monkeys. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
2704 You said no FUNNY business. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
2705 how's it hangin' on your side of the family tree 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
2706 This has evolved into a situation which is truly Darwinian. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
2707 Do you want to watch Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds? 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
2708 Would it help if I actually went and got the barrel? 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
2709 Don't you want to be an Aunt? 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
2710 I could have sworn the barrel said Malbec. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
2711 I'm sorry dear but you just have to accept that Trump will win the Monkey vote. After all Trump Banannas was one of his success stories! 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
2712 They followed me home. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
2713 I preferred them jumping on the bed. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
2714 I'm not the one who forgot to put the lid back on the barrel. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
2715 I could have sworn I said distant cousins. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
2716 I thought the catalog said 'sea monkeys. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
2717 You said you wanted to monkey around for your birthday. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
2718 I said "bring in the CLOWNS." 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
2719 Why didn't you order the barrel? 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
2720 You know what would be more fun than this? I barrel of anything. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
2721 What do you mean you don't remember me telling you before we were married that I was the Monkey's Uncle? 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
2722 You call this fun; where's the barrel? 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
2723 What do you mean obsession? I just want to see Planet of the Apes again. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
2724 George - you're monkeying with me again and trust me you do NOT want to see me "go bananas." 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
2725 At least there's no more monkies jumping on the bed. 1.1707 0.08484 41 37 1 3
2726 You shouldn't have encouraged him to read Curious George. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
2727 Do you think we will get the car keys back soon? 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
2728 You have GOT to stop this monkey business! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2729 The sitter's bailed on us again. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2730 Relax! They'll leave once they've picked and eaten all your head lice! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2731 Wanna monkey around? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2732 Don't you think this is so much more fun than being empty nesters? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2733 You'll just love the twelfth one. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2734 They looked like fun while in the barrel. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2735 I've told you about my work friends. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2736 The guy at the pet shop said they'd be a barrel of laughs! 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
2737 The cats were easier to manage. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
2738 They only come out at night. And during the day. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
2739 We're over a barrel. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
2740 So how long will your Uncle be visiting you? 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
2741 Maybe we should have gone with the rabbits. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2742 These don't look like the Sea Monkeys in the picture. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
2743 Took a year to break them of tossing feces. Just bear with it. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
2744 You're right – it is more fun without the barrel. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
2745 They're rescues from the GOP. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
2746 Monkeys schmunkies. Let's go bowling. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
2747 Why so curious? 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
2748 I don't like to be monkeyed with. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
2749 Perhaps an even dozen would be more fun? 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
2750 I guess our kids really are monkeys. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
2751 That's it! You're all going back in the barrel! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
2752 You want to Monkey Around ? 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
2753 Did you leave the lid off my barrel of monkeys? 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
2754 Tarzan sad Jane no like VRBO 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
2755 Where's Link? 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
2756 This place is a real zoo! You know that?! 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
2757 What barel did you think I meant? 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
2758 Are we having "More Fun" yet? 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
2759 Couldn't you just buy their T-shirts like any other fan? 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
2760 At least the mice are gone 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
2761 Did he say how long we have to keep them from jumping on the bed? 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
2762 The barrel broke....nothing funny about that. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
2763 What do you mean by that? You knew I was in the monkey business when I married you! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
2764 Did you recycle the barrel yet? 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
2765 It was more fun when they were still in the barrel. 1.1667 0.06920 30 25 5 0
2766 I didn't read the fine print when I ordered "A Barrel of Monkeys"... 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
2767 Where's the freakin' barrel? 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
2768 And that's why we don't get involved with monkey business; it only leads to gorilla warfare. 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
2769 That's it - we're kicking them off the family plan 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3