Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
You ordered from the wrong Amazon. |
1.8912 |
0.01670 |
2260 |
848 |
810 |
602 |
1 |
Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care. |
1.8186 |
0.02722 |
871 |
374 |
281 |
216 |
2 |
I think I ordered from the wrong Amazon. |
1.8098 |
0.03314 |
610 |
273 |
180 |
157 |
3 |
I don't mind the monkey see as much as the monkey doo. |
1.7660 |
0.03172 |
594 |
263 |
207 |
124 |
4 |
I'll tell you what could be more fun--a barrel of wine. |
1.7562 |
0.03426 |
521 |
238 |
172 |
111 |
5 |
Can we have one argument without you bringing up the monkeys? |
1.7495 |
0.03651 |
487 |
234 |
141 |
112 |
6 |
Why can't we just have an elephant in the room like everyone else? |
1.7313 |
0.03914 |
402 |
192 |
126 |
84 |
7 |
Should I have gotten a half-barrel? |
1.7303 |
0.03456 |
456 |
202 |
175 |
79 |
8 |
Apparently George was more than curious. |
1.7119 |
0.03860 |
420 |
209 |
123 |
88 |
9 |
I feel like you've evolved and your friends haven't. |
1.6958 |
0.03965 |
378 |
187 |
119 |
72 |
10 |
Do I complain about your spoon collection? |
1.6948 |
0.03916 |
344 |
159 |
131 |
54 |
11 |
I miss the elephant in the room. |
1.6843 |
0.03994 |
396 |
207 |
107 |
82 |
12 |
we might have ordered from the wrong amazon |
1.6794 |
0.04367 |
315 |
161 |
94 |
60 |
13 |
No.... I'm pretty sure you left that off your dating profile. |
1.6792 |
0.04170 |
318 |
155 |
110 |
53 |
14 |
I guess we both now know it was a banana in my pocket. |
1.6764 |
0.04971 |
275 |
152 |
60 |
63 |
15 |
I believe you ordered from the wrong Amazon. |
1.6656 |
0.04336 |
311 |
160 |
95 |
56 |
16 |
We can't get a refund without the original barrel. |
1.6647 |
0.05717 |
170 |
85 |
57 |
28 |
17 |
You knew I was an uncle when you met me. |
1.6525 |
0.04350 |
282 |
141 |
98 |
43 |
18 |
How long will they be observing us in our natural habitat? |
1.6508 |
0.04659 |
252 |
128 |
84 |
40 |
19 |
Who can we regift? |
1.6465 |
0.04156 |
297 |
147 |
108 |
42 |
20 |
Well...technically they were here before us. |
1.6383 |
0.04754 |
235 |
120 |
80 |
35 |
21 |
Try not to think about where his hands have been. |
1.6370 |
0.07023 |
135 |
78 |
28 |
29 |
22 |
Any side effects to your new prescription? |
1.6342 |
0.04863 |
257 |
142 |
67 |
48 |
23 |
The zoo said I could work from home today. |
1.6320 |
0.04812 |
250 |
135 |
72 |
43 |
24 |
I found them on ancestry.com. |
1.6318 |
0.04804 |
220 |
111 |
79 |
30 |
25 |
How in the world could you forget to pick up bananas?! |
1.6307 |
0.04259 |
306 |
162 |
95 |
49 |
26 |
Kiss our security deposit goodbye. |
1.6271 |
0.04751 |
236 |
123 |
78 |
35 |
27 |
Still a fan of Airbnb? |
1.6190 |
0.05218 |
210 |
115 |
60 |
35 |
28 |
Did I complain when you had your sisters for the weekend? |
1.6189 |
0.04817 |
244 |
133 |
71 |
40 |
29 |
Now do you know what constant nit-picking feels like? |
1.6162 |
0.05192 |
185 |
95 |
66 |
24 |
30 |
You said they were both girls! |
1.6119 |
0.04929 |
219 |
117 |
70 |
32 |
31 |
I don’t mind the monkey see as much as I mind the monkey doo. |
1.6087 |
0.05390 |
184 |
99 |
58 |
27 |
32 |
Life was easier when you were a cat person. |
1.6065 |
0.04945 |
216 |
116 |
69 |
31 |
33 |
I'm suddenly in the mood for rhesus pieces. |
1.6063 |
0.05225 |
221 |
127 |
54 |
40 |
34 |
Good thing it's not the year of the Ox. |
1.6049 |
0.05198 |
205 |
113 |
60 |
32 |
35 |
I was hoping for the other kind of monkey business. |
1.6034 |
0.05280 |
179 |
94 |
62 |
23 |
36 |
Just be glad it's not the Year of the Snake. |
1.5973 |
0.04651 |
221 |
115 |
80 |
26 |
37 |
Let me know if they bother you. |
1.5969 |
0.05248 |
191 |
104 |
60 |
27 |
38 |
Looks like I ordered from the wrong Amazon. |
1.5959 |
0.05360 |
193 |
108 |
55 |
30 |
39 |
At least it's not the Year of the Snake. |
1.5904 |
0.05045 |
188 |
99 |
67 |
22 |
40 |
Maybe AirBnB was a mistake. |
1.5904 |
0.05425 |
188 |
106 |
53 |
29 |
41 |
I liked it better when you were the cat lady. |
1.5899 |
0.05376 |
178 |
97 |
57 |
24 |
42 |
You'll always be my prime mate. |
1.5896 |
0.05250 |
212 |
123 |
53 |
36 |
43 |
No more Airbnb. |
1.5860 |
0.05089 |
186 |
99 |
65 |
22 |
44 |
Turns out the box was from THE Amazon... |
1.5808 |
0.05591 |
167 |
93 |
51 |
23 |
45 |
Look on the bright side. No one will call you the Crazy Cat Lady." |
1.5781 |
0.04752 |
192 |
99 |
75 |
18 |
46 |
I need to go out for b-a-n-a-n-a-s. |
1.5765 |
0.05455 |
170 |
94 |
54 |
22 |
47 |
I had better see no evil on my new carpets. |
1.5732 |
0.05742 |
164 |
94 |
46 |
24 |
48 |
I'm furious George. |
1.5714 |
0.05637 |
168 |
96 |
48 |
24 |
49 |
I said money. I wish we had a barrel of money. |
1.5697 |
0.05717 |
165 |
95 |
46 |
24 |
50 |
Let's just agree that the situation is evolving. |
1.5629 |
0.05273 |
167 |
91 |
58 |
18 |
51 |
Jane regret move to big city? |
1.5607 |
0.05457 |
173 |
99 |
51 |
23 |
52 |
The "monkey see" part is not what I'm worried about. |
1.5600 |
0.05474 |
150 |
81 |
54 |
15 |
53 |
Are you having fun yet or should I open another barrel? |
1.5597 |
0.05754 |
159 |
92 |
45 |
22 |
54 |
I ordered the home version of the Republican National Convention. |
1.5587 |
0.05772 |
179 |
110 |
38 |
31 |
55 |
I'm their uncle. |
1.5562 |
0.05864 |
160 |
95 |
41 |
24 |
56 |
Just while their barrel is being renovated. |
1.5556 |
0.05675 |
162 |
94 |
46 |
22 |
57 |
I'm glad you're not one of those crazy cat ladies. |
1.5541 |
0.05775 |
148 |
84 |
46 |
18 |
58 |
At least we finally got the elephant out of the room. |
1.5536 |
0.05390 |
168 |
95 |
53 |
20 |
59 |
I told you not to go on eBay when you're drunk. |
1.5517 |
0.06745 |
116 |
68 |
32 |
16 |
60 |
When do you think we should tell them we aren't their biological parents. |
1.5515 |
0.05979 |
136 |
77 |
43 |
16 |
61 |
They're not the swinging partners I had in mind. |
1.5506 |
0.05788 |
158 |
93 |
43 |
22 |
62 |
Surely you now regret saying Trump will be the nominee when monkeys fly out of my butt. |
1.5500 |
0.06257 |
160 |
102 |
28 |
30 |
63 |
How much fun did you expect? |
1.5488 |
0.05757 |
164 |
98 |
42 |
24 |
64 |
We'll see who's a moron once I get the typewriters. |
1.5479 |
0.06154 |
146 |
88 |
36 |
22 |
65 |
Crazy that I've managed to stay single all these years. |
1.5479 |
0.05076 |
188 |
107 |
59 |
22 |
66 |
I thought the ad said prime mates. |
1.5455 |
0.05590 |
143 |
79 |
50 |
14 |
67 |
Thirty years and not one sonnet. |
1.5448 |
0.06416 |
145 |
91 |
29 |
25 |
68 |
Are you sure he told you to let the chimps fall where they may? |
1.5441 |
0.06423 |
136 |
83 |
32 |
21 |
69 |
Your body language is telling me there won't be a third date. |
1.5435 |
0.06008 |
138 |
80 |
41 |
17 |
70 |
How come they're only "my" monkeys when they're bad? |
1.5430 |
0.05772 |
151 |
88 |
44 |
19 |
71 |
I'm done with airbnb. |
1.5424 |
0.06663 |
118 |
70 |
32 |
16 |
72 |
Now I understand why they never said 'smell no evil'. |
1.5423 |
0.06291 |
142 |
87 |
33 |
22 |
73 |
Let the chimps fall where they may. |
1.5423 |
0.05795 |
142 |
81 |
45 |
16 |
74 |
I told you not to install Windows 10. |
1.5419 |
0.06019 |
155 |
95 |
36 |
24 |
75 |
I see that Ancestry.com delivers. |
1.5410 |
0.05297 |
183 |
108 |
51 |
24 |
76 |
But I got them for peanuts. |
1.5405 |
0.05703 |
148 |
85 |
46 |
17 |
77 |
It's not the "monkey see" that bothers me! |
1.5404 |
0.05778 |
161 |
97 |
41 |
23 |
78 |
I like the way he does your hair. |
1.5364 |
0.05461 |
151 |
85 |
51 |
15 |
79 |
The typewriters will be here tomorrow. |
1.5359 |
0.05940 |
153 |
93 |
38 |
22 |
80 |
Enough small talk. Do you like monkeys? |
1.5357 |
0.05860 |
140 |
81 |
43 |
16 |
81 |
That reminds me. We're out of bananas. |
1.5352 |
0.05884 |
142 |
83 |
42 |
17 |
82 |
I want a paternity test. |
1.5342 |
0.06083 |
146 |
89 |
36 |
21 |
83 |
Reese's? I thought you said Rhesus. |
1.5338 |
0.06244 |
148 |
93 |
31 |
24 |
84 |
Do the other zookeepers bring their work home? |
1.5333 |
0.05570 |
150 |
86 |
48 |
16 |
85 |
At least you won't be the crazy cat lady |
1.5329 |
0.05898 |
152 |
92 |
39 |
21 |
86 |
Tell me you still have the barrel. |
1.5319 |
0.06002 |
141 |
84 |
39 |
18 |
87 |
Is this about my monkeys? |
1.5315 |
0.05938 |
143 |
85 |
40 |
18 |
88 |
I fail to see how this constitutes an "obsession". |
1.5312 |
0.05967 |
128 |
73 |
42 |
13 |
89 |
Will there be a second date? |
1.5306 |
0.05817 |
147 |
87 |
42 |
18 |
90 |
How long is your family staying this time? |
1.5299 |
0.06757 |
134 |
87 |
23 |
24 |
91 |
I promised myself I would never become a cat lady. |
1.5294 |
0.05806 |
136 |
78 |
44 |
14 |
92 |
Still want kids? |
1.5294 |
0.05796 |
153 |
92 |
41 |
20 |
93 |
It’s only polite to groom him in return. |
1.5294 |
0.06085 |
153 |
96 |
33 |
24 |
94 |
Never Airbnb from a man in a yellow hat. |
1.5282 |
0.05887 |
142 |
84 |
41 |
17 |
95 |
You're the first date who's stayed more than five minutes. |
1.5282 |
0.05715 |
142 |
82 |
45 |
15 |
96 |
I thought the bank offered us the prime rate but I must have misheard. |
1.5282 |
0.05971 |
142 |
85 |
39 |
18 |
97 |
Are you sure the mushrooms you bought were chanterelles? |
1.5276 |
0.06784 |
127 |
81 |
25 |
21 |
98 |
honey i think you ordered from the wrong amazon |
1.5263 |
0.06276 |
133 |
81 |
34 |
18 |
99 |
Can we talk about the elephant in the room? |
1.5263 |
0.06543 |
133 |
84 |
28 |
21 |
100 |
I said pick up some "cappuccinos" on the way home. |
1.5256 |
0.05566 |
156 |
92 |
46 |
18 |
101 |
I thought the website said I would meet my prime mate |
1.5255 |
0.06048 |
137 |
82 |
38 |
17 |
102 |
Not a monkey person? |
1.5248 |
0.05745 |
141 |
82 |
44 |
15 |
103 |
They call me the Chimp Whisperer. |
1.5245 |
0.05857 |
143 |
85 |
41 |
17 |
104 |
These aren't the swingers I had in mind. |
1.5245 |
0.05599 |
143 |
82 |
47 |
14 |
105 |
You said you wanted to meet some swingers. |
1.5245 |
0.05421 |
143 |
80 |
51 |
12 |
106 |
At least it's not the year of the tiger. |
1.5225 |
0.06631 |
111 |
66 |
32 |
13 |
107 |
Just be grateful it's not the year of the Rat. |
1.5224 |
0.05966 |
134 |
79 |
40 |
15 |
108 |
I still miss the kids. |
1.5217 |
0.06190 |
138 |
85 |
34 |
19 |
109 |
Costco. |
1.5210 |
0.05813 |
167 |
106 |
35 |
26 |
110 |
I didn't complain when you bought the ant farm. |
1.5197 |
0.05360 |
152 |
87 |
51 |
14 |
111 |
Check your battery. I said "do you wanna monkey around" not "do you want a monkey around". |
1.5194 |
0.06613 |
129 |
82 |
27 |
20 |
112 |
How come we never invite MY family'. |
1.5188 |
0.06187 |
133 |
81 |
35 |
17 |
113 |
You never like my friends. |
1.5188 |
0.05807 |
133 |
77 |
43 |
13 |
114 |
Maybe we should have gone with the half-barrel. |
1.5188 |
0.06000 |
133 |
79 |
39 |
15 |
115 |
I miss the elephant. |
1.5154 |
0.06103 |
130 |
78 |
37 |
15 |
116 |
Grooming is a sign of acceptance. |
1.5137 |
0.05165 |
146 |
81 |
55 |
10 |
117 |
It's time we told the kids they're adopted. |
1.5122 |
0.06362 |
123 |
75 |
33 |
15 |
118 |
At least there's no elephant in the room. |
1.5118 |
0.06311 |
127 |
78 |
33 |
16 |
119 |
So you're sure nothing else is bothering you? |
1.5116 |
0.05731 |
129 |
74 |
44 |
11 |
120 |
So can you believe it's been almost a year since I signed up for the Monkey-of-the-Month Club? |
1.5116 |
0.06333 |
129 |
80 |
32 |
17 |
121 |
I bet my back doesn't seem that hairy now! |
1.5115 |
0.06069 |
131 |
79 |
37 |
15 |
122 |
We never groom each other anymore. |
1.5089 |
0.06711 |
112 |
69 |
29 |
14 |
123 |
Do you have the remote? |
1.5085 |
0.06564 |
118 |
73 |
30 |
15 |
124 |
Let me guess...... you've been on Craigslist again! |
1.5082 |
0.05612 |
122 |
68 |
46 |
8 |
125 |
I didn't know I was literally adopting them when I made my donation. |
1.5081 |
0.06324 |
124 |
76 |
33 |
15 |
126 |
Don't worry. They will evolve. |
1.5078 |
0.05869 |
128 |
75 |
41 |
12 |
127 |
I almost miss the cat. |
1.5075 |
0.05479 |
134 |
76 |
48 |
10 |
128 |
At least we got rid of the Elephant in the room |
1.5068 |
0.06011 |
146 |
92 |
34 |
20 |
129 |
Maybe what we need is another monkey. |
1.5043 |
0.06694 |
115 |
72 |
28 |
15 |
130 |
Checking for lice shows you've been accepted into the troop. |
1.5041 |
0.06755 |
121 |
78 |
25 |
18 |
131 |
Just be thankful it's not the Year of the Snake. |
1.5038 |
0.05907 |
133 |
80 |
39 |
14 |
132 |
They're not evolving as quickly as I hoped. |
1.5032 |
0.05367 |
155 |
92 |
48 |
15 |
133 |
It's actually not as much fun as I thought. |
1.5000 |
0.05849 |
122 |
71 |
41 |
10 |
134 |
I could have sworn you told me to sign up for Amazon Primates. |
1.5000 |
0.06832 |
104 |
64 |
28 |
12 |
135 |
Did you find them on Ancestry.com? |
1.5000 |
0.06610 |
122 |
78 |
27 |
17 |
136 |
Open the barrel you said. It'll be fun you said... |
1.5000 |
0.06623 |
114 |
71 |
29 |
14 |
137 |
I'm not sure the realtor did a full disclosure |
1.4964 |
0.05780 |
137 |
83 |
40 |
14 |
138 |
It's not you...it's the monkeys. |
1.4960 |
0.06077 |
125 |
76 |
36 |
13 |
139 |
What sort of evening did you have in mind? |
1.4957 |
0.06264 |
117 |
71 |
34 |
12 |
140 |
You're free to fling your feces back at them also. |
1.4957 |
0.06718 |
117 |
75 |
26 |
16 |
141 |
I said we could use a barrel of MONEY. |
1.4957 |
0.06607 |
117 |
74 |
28 |
15 |
142 |
There's something that I've got to get off my back... |
1.4955 |
0.06635 |
111 |
69 |
29 |
13 |
143 |
I thought the man was selling cappuccinos. |
1.4954 |
0.07094 |
109 |
71 |
22 |
16 |
144 |
At least the elephant's out of the room? |
1.4944 |
0.05014 |
180 |
109 |
53 |
18 |
145 |
Did you save the receipt? |
1.4921 |
0.06248 |
126 |
79 |
32 |
15 |
146 |
I thought the will said he left you all his monies. |
1.4911 |
0.06830 |
112 |
72 |
25 |
15 |
147 |
You said you missed the patter of tiny feet. |
1.4911 |
0.06341 |
112 |
68 |
33 |
11 |
148 |
This is why we can't have nice things |
1.4880 |
0.06077 |
125 |
77 |
35 |
13 |
149 |
Have you seen the remote? |
1.4876 |
0.06547 |
121 |
78 |
27 |
16 |
150 |
They write one Shakespeare play and they think they own the place! |
1.4876 |
0.06547 |
121 |
78 |
27 |
16 |
151 |
Is it the monkeys? |
1.4874 |
0.06522 |
119 |
76 |
28 |
15 |
152 |
You seem a little distracted today. |
1.4874 |
0.06186 |
119 |
73 |
34 |
12 |
153 |
Who buys a barrel without looking inside? |
1.4870 |
0.06693 |
115 |
74 |
26 |
15 |
154 |
Are you sure those mushrooms you served were from the farmer's market? |
1.4870 |
0.06693 |
115 |
74 |
26 |
15 |
155 |
Do you ever miss the elephant? |
1.4867 |
0.06300 |
113 |
69 |
33 |
11 |
156 |
I misunderstood what you meant about having your distant relatives over. |
1.4860 |
0.06688 |
107 |
67 |
28 |
12 |
157 |
Did the instructions say how to get them back in the barrel? |
1.4833 |
0.06033 |
120 |
73 |
36 |
11 |
158 |
You never let me touch you like that. |
1.4831 |
0.06452 |
118 |
75 |
29 |
14 |
159 |
This IS the smallest pack Costco sells. |
1.4825 |
0.06259 |
114 |
70 |
33 |
11 |
160 |
I thought it said 'free money' |
1.4825 |
0.06134 |
114 |
69 |
35 |
10 |
161 |
Should we talk about the elephant in the room? |
1.4821 |
0.06588 |
112 |
71 |
28 |
13 |
162 |
You can blame Congress for cutting my research funding. |
1.4815 |
0.06238 |
108 |
65 |
34 |
9 |
163 |
What else did you agree to on ancestors.com? |
1.4804 |
0.06643 |
102 |
63 |
29 |
10 |
164 |
It's a jungle in here. |
1.4800 |
0.05968 |
125 |
77 |
36 |
12 |
165 |
Well. at least you got them off your back. |
1.4783 |
0.06218 |
115 |
71 |
33 |
11 |
166 |
The rainforests are disappearing faster than I thought. |
1.4783 |
0.06576 |
115 |
74 |
27 |
14 |
167 |
I think it's time we put an end to this monkey business |
1.4775 |
0.06250 |
111 |
68 |
33 |
10 |
168 |
This is not what I meant by a night of swinging. |
1.4771 |
0.06594 |
109 |
69 |
28 |
12 |
169 |
Jane no like studio apartment? |
1.4766 |
0.06816 |
107 |
69 |
25 |
13 |
170 |
I hope you kept the barrel. |
1.4762 |
0.06504 |
105 |
65 |
30 |
10 |
171 |
It was definitely easier to ignore the 800 pound gorilla. |
1.4757 |
0.06146 |
103 |
61 |
35 |
7 |
172 |
It's the "monkey do" part I'm worried about. |
1.4741 |
0.06178 |
116 |
72 |
33 |
11 |
173 |
And we just got rid of the elephant in the room |
1.4737 |
0.06500 |
114 |
73 |
28 |
13 |
174 |
Would you rather i go back to bee keeping? |
1.4737 |
0.06618 |
114 |
74 |
26 |
14 |
175 |
I am curious--George |
1.4737 |
0.06618 |
114 |
74 |
26 |
14 |
176 |
You said you wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet. |
1.4732 |
0.05807 |
112 |
66 |
39 |
7 |
177 |
I had a different kind of monkeying around in mind. |
1.4727 |
0.06675 |
110 |
71 |
26 |
13 |
178 |
Remember when I said you were using the wrong Amazon website? |
1.4727 |
0.06799 |
110 |
72 |
24 |
14 |
179 |
They've been released as Super Delegates. |
1.4722 |
0.06894 |
108 |
71 |
23 |
14 |
180 |
I think it's time we addressed the elephant in the room. |
1.4706 |
0.06639 |
102 |
64 |
28 |
10 |
181 |
So how long will your family be staying? |
1.4673 |
0.06812 |
107 |
70 |
24 |
13 |
182 |
I can think of several things that would be more fun. |
1.4673 |
0.06412 |
107 |
67 |
30 |
10 |
183 |
I knew we shouldn't have trusted the man in the yellow hat. |
1.4667 |
0.06776 |
105 |
68 |
25 |
12 |
184 |
I missed the 'barrel sold separately.' |
1.4660 |
0.06142 |
103 |
62 |
34 |
7 |
185 |
I thought you said your family was not coming till next week. |
1.4660 |
0.06733 |
103 |
66 |
26 |
11 |
186 |
Now I understand why Publishers Clearinghouse only talks about their GRAND prize. |
1.4660 |
0.07010 |
103 |
68 |
22 |
13 |
187 |
Do you really think I would have bought all these monkeys if I knew your mother was allergic? |
1.4653 |
0.06684 |
101 |
64 |
27 |
10 |
188 |
Wait 'til the COWS come home. |
1.4649 |
0.06375 |
114 |
73 |
29 |
12 |
189 |
When does our "Monkey of the Month" subscription expire? |
1.4646 |
0.06932 |
99 |
64 |
24 |
11 |
190 |
They’ll be staying for three weeks - just like your mother. |
1.4643 |
0.06822 |
112 |
75 |
22 |
15 |
191 |
Another adage busted. |
1.4639 |
0.07337 |
97 |
65 |
19 |
13 |
192 |
I think you signed up for Amazon Primal. |
1.4636 |
0.06013 |
110 |
67 |
35 |
8 |
193 |
Yes but it's rent controlled. |
1.4630 |
0.05946 |
108 |
65 |
36 |
7 |
194 |
I thought you meant something a little more risqué when you suggested bringing home some swingers. |
1.4630 |
0.06089 |
108 |
66 |
34 |
8 |
195 |
I really just wanted the barrel. |
1.4615 |
0.07676 |
78 |
50 |
20 |
8 |
196 |
I didn't complain when your cousins came to visit. |
1.4609 |
0.05963 |
128 |
82 |
33 |
13 |
197 |
You knew when we married I was a monkey's uncle. |
1.4608 |
0.07060 |
102 |
68 |
21 |
13 |
198 |
How would you feel about us getting a twelfth monkey? |
1.4608 |
0.06486 |
102 |
64 |
29 |
9 |
199 |
You seem to be his favorite. |
1.4602 |
0.06290 |
113 |
72 |
30 |
11 |
200 |
You asked what it'd be like to have kids. |
1.4602 |
0.06414 |
113 |
73 |
28 |
12 |
201 |
I hear no evil and see no evil but if we don't get rid of these monkeys I am about to speak some serious evil. |
1.4602 |
0.06290 |
113 |
72 |
30 |
11 |
202 |
The Airbnb listing DID say "grooming staff on premises". |
1.4602 |
0.06290 |
113 |
72 |
30 |
11 |
203 |
I agree: No more monkey business. |
1.4600 |
0.06878 |
100 |
65 |
24 |
11 |
204 |
Once the typewriter arrives my novel will practically write itself. |
1.4588 |
0.07209 |
85 |
54 |
23 |
8 |
205 |
This isn't what I had in mind when I asked if you wanted to monkey around. |
1.4579 |
0.06807 |
107 |
71 |
23 |
13 |
206 |
They really were much funnier in the barrel. |
1.4574 |
0.06876 |
94 |
60 |
25 |
9 |
207 |
Tell me a little more about your family's background. |
1.4571 |
0.06494 |
105 |
67 |
28 |
10 |
208 |
We need a second bathroom. |
1.4563 |
0.06439 |
103 |
65 |
29 |
9 |
209 |
This isn't as much fun as I thought it would be. |
1.4563 |
0.06585 |
103 |
66 |
27 |
10 |
210 |
Your profile said you like Jane Goodall. |
1.4561 |
0.06371 |
114 |
74 |
28 |
12 |
211 |
Have we still got the barrel? |
1.4559 |
0.05608 |
136 |
86 |
38 |
12 |
212 |
You're the one who wanted to join Swingers.com. |
1.4554 |
0.06328 |
112 |
72 |
29 |
11 |
213 |
I said dating apps - not apes! |
1.4537 |
0.06224 |
108 |
68 |
31 |
9 |
214 |
Survey Monkey has taken it up a notch. |
1.4537 |
0.06224 |
108 |
68 |
31 |
9 |
215 |
A penny for your thoughts. |
1.4528 |
0.06982 |
106 |
72 |
20 |
14 |
216 |
It was your idea to try and meet more Trump supporters. |
1.4528 |
0.07110 |
106 |
73 |
18 |
15 |
217 |
I'm their favorite uncle. |
1.4522 |
0.05955 |
115 |
72 |
34 |
9 |
218 |
It seemed simpler when they were on our backs. |
1.4519 |
0.06536 |
104 |
67 |
27 |
10 |
219 |
That one is named George. He's just being curious. |
1.4519 |
0.06244 |
104 |
65 |
31 |
8 |
220 |
Any word on how long the barrel will be in the shop? |
1.4516 |
0.06754 |
93 |
59 |
26 |
8 |
221 |
I don't think I'm gonna to stay on my new medication. |
1.4513 |
0.06157 |
113 |
72 |
31 |
10 |
222 |
We need one more for a jury of your peers. |
1.4513 |
0.06531 |
113 |
75 |
25 |
13 |
223 |
They're Cage Free Monkeys! |
1.4505 |
0.06493 |
111 |
73 |
26 |
12 |
224 |
But they were cheaper by the barrel. |
1.4500 |
0.06571 |
100 |
64 |
27 |
9 |
225 |
For pity’s sake just tell them where you hid the bananas. |
1.4490 |
0.06175 |
98 |
60 |
32 |
6 |
226 |
You never thanked me for the banana perfume. |
1.4486 |
0.06537 |
107 |
70 |
26 |
11 |
227 |
This happens every time you go to Costco. |
1.4474 |
0.05857 |
114 |
71 |
35 |
8 |
228 |
Would a couple of children have been so bad ? |
1.4468 |
0.06699 |
94 |
60 |
26 |
8 |
229 |
I preferred the empty nest. |
1.4466 |
0.06282 |
103 |
65 |
30 |
8 |
230 |
Free shipping through Amazon Primate though |
1.4464 |
0.06321 |
112 |
73 |
28 |
11 |
231 |
I thought they'd be more fun out of the barrel |
1.4457 |
0.07471 |
92 |
63 |
17 |
12 |
232 |
This is my first meeting of organ grinders annonymous |
1.4455 |
0.06404 |
110 |
72 |
27 |
11 |
233 |
I think the seller should have disclosed this. |
1.4455 |
0.06272 |
110 |
71 |
29 |
10 |
234 |
It's always something with you isn't it? |
1.4454 |
0.05931 |
119 |
76 |
33 |
10 |
235 |
I've been thinking about getting another Monkey. |
1.4444 |
0.06751 |
108 |
73 |
22 |
13 |
236 |
Just wait until the typewriters get here! |
1.4444 |
0.07454 |
81 |
53 |
20 |
8 |
237 |
I can tell you have reservations about a second date. |
1.4444 |
0.05784 |
108 |
66 |
36 |
6 |
238 |
No. I said we should start a foster home for "junkies" . |
1.4434 |
0.06713 |
106 |
71 |
23 |
12 |
239 |
Have you seen my yellow hat? |
1.4433 |
0.06711 |
97 |
63 |
25 |
9 |
240 |
Well at least no one will be calling you that crazy cat lady. |
1.4433 |
0.06549 |
97 |
62 |
27 |
8 |
241 |
I don't complain about your relatives. |
1.4433 |
0.07024 |
97 |
65 |
21 |
11 |
242 |
I can think of several things that are more fun. |
1.4421 |
0.06645 |
95 |
61 |
26 |
8 |
243 |
So this is why you never mentioned your side of the family. |
1.4421 |
0.06474 |
95 |
60 |
28 |
7 |
244 |
We bought it with a sub-primate mortgage. |
1.4421 |
0.07133 |
95 |
64 |
20 |
11 |
245 |
What time do you expect the rest of your family? |
1.4419 |
0.07508 |
86 |
58 |
18 |
10 |
246 |
this isn't the monkey business I thought you had in mind |
1.4412 |
0.06164 |
102 |
64 |
31 |
7 |
247 |
I feel like I'm in a New Yorker cartoon |
1.4412 |
0.06765 |
102 |
68 |
23 |
11 |
248 |
All they want is a typewriter. |
1.4396 |
0.07364 |
91 |
62 |
18 |
11 |
249 |
Honestly -- Thry're not that much fun. |
1.4393 |
0.06254 |
107 |
69 |
29 |
9 |
250 |
You remind him of his mother. |
1.4393 |
0.06111 |
107 |
68 |
31 |
8 |
251 |
I didn't say "no monkey business"; I said that I "own a monkey business." |
1.4388 |
0.06814 |
98 |
65 |
23 |
10 |
252 |
I liked it better when the Humane Society sent tote bags when we contributed. |
1.4388 |
0.06165 |
98 |
61 |
31 |
6 |
253 |
Maybe the barrel is the fun part. |
1.4388 |
0.06657 |
98 |
64 |
25 |
9 |
254 |
They had free two-day shipping. |
1.4382 |
0.06957 |
89 |
58 |
23 |
8 |
255 |
It's time to spray for monkeys again |
1.4382 |
0.06957 |
89 |
58 |
23 |
8 |
256 |
It's either this or watch another debate. |
1.4375 |
0.06756 |
96 |
63 |
24 |
9 |
257 |
This is what happens when you take away their phones. |
1.4375 |
0.07226 |
96 |
66 |
18 |
12 |
258 |
A few dozen typewriters and we'll be in business. |
1.4375 |
0.06756 |
96 |
63 |
24 |
9 |
259 |
So...what's new? |
1.4375 |
0.06756 |
96 |
63 |
24 |
9 |
260 |
Does this mean there's no second date ? |
1.4369 |
0.06713 |
103 |
69 |
23 |
11 |
261 |
Fine. I'll say it. 'Hey hey we're the Monkees!' |
1.4364 |
0.06652 |
110 |
75 |
22 |
13 |
262 |
The Super Delegates needed a place to stay. |
1.4362 |
0.06858 |
94 |
62 |
23 |
9 |
263 |
We started with TWO little monkeys jumping on the bed ... I'm guessing those TWO little monkeys were doing more than just jumping on that bed. |
1.4362 |
0.06858 |
94 |
62 |
23 |
9 |
264 |
Maybe kids wasn't a bad idea after all? |
1.4362 |
0.06858 |
94 |
62 |
23 |
9 |
265 |
I'm afraid these are the best the GOP has to offer. |
1.4356 |
0.06953 |
101 |
69 |
20 |
12 |
266 |
I want our DNA checked. |
1.4348 |
0.07461 |
92 |
64 |
16 |
12 |
267 |
Tell me you didn't recycle the barrel. |
1.4343 |
0.06910 |
99 |
67 |
21 |
11 |
268 |
What time on Sunday did you say the Goodalls got back? |
1.4343 |
0.06605 |
99 |
65 |
25 |
9 |
269 |
I never thought I would say this ....but I miss the cats! |
1.4343 |
0.06910 |
99 |
67 |
21 |
11 |
270 |
We have to do something with all those organ grinders in the basement. |
1.4343 |
0.06447 |
99 |
64 |
27 |
8 |
271 |
This is not the monkey business I had in mind... |
1.4343 |
0.06910 |
99 |
67 |
21 |
11 |
272 |
I always suspected you married me for my monkeys. |
1.4340 |
0.06290 |
106 |
69 |
28 |
9 |
273 |
You know they were much more fun in the barrel |
1.4336 |
0.06013 |
113 |
73 |
31 |
9 |
274 |
I've had enough fun. Where's the barrel? |
1.4333 |
0.07075 |
90 |
60 |
21 |
9 |
275 |
Now to just find an infinite number of typewriters. |
1.4333 |
0.07420 |
90 |
62 |
17 |
11 |
276 |
They were more fun when they were in the barrel. |
1.4330 |
0.07314 |
97 |
68 |
16 |
13 |
277 |
When are the typewriters being delivered? |
1.4330 |
0.06701 |
97 |
64 |
24 |
9 |
278 |
Have you seen my keys? |
1.4327 |
0.06375 |
104 |
68 |
27 |
9 |
279 |
When the primaries are over we'll only have to keep one. |
1.4327 |
0.06226 |
104 |
67 |
29 |
8 |
280 |
I always wanted to be an uncle. |
1.4316 |
0.06463 |
95 |
61 |
27 |
7 |
281 |
Please tell me you saved the barrel ! |
1.4316 |
0.06634 |
95 |
62 |
25 |
8 |
282 |
I don't care if you are their uncle |
1.4314 |
0.06898 |
102 |
70 |
20 |
12 |
283 |
What did you think I meant when I said I wanted to monkey around? |
1.4302 |
0.07312 |
86 |
58 |
19 |
9 |
284 |
I'm kind of glad we didn't take the whole dozen. |
1.4301 |
0.06377 |
93 |
59 |
28 |
6 |
285 |
Are the therapy monkeys helping? |
1.4299 |
0.06101 |
107 |
69 |
30 |
8 |
286 |
You can put them back in the barrel. I've had enough fun for today. |
1.4286 |
0.07042 |
84 |
55 |
22 |
7 |
287 |
Did you leave the lid off the barrel again? |
1.4286 |
0.06622 |
84 |
53 |
26 |
5 |
288 |
This is the last time I'm using survey.monkey. |
1.4286 |
0.07353 |
91 |
63 |
17 |
11 |
289 |
My profile did say "monkeys around." |
1.4286 |
0.06656 |
91 |
59 |
25 |
7 |
290 |
I know... But according to ancestry.com they're our relatives. |
1.4286 |
0.06803 |
98 |
66 |
22 |
10 |
291 |
Locating relatives through DNA testing has some drawbacks we didn't count on. |
1.4286 |
0.06610 |
105 |
71 |
23 |
11 |
292 |
Tell your friend I don't swing. |
1.4286 |
0.06487 |
98 |
64 |
26 |
8 |
293 |
No wonder we have no bananas today! |
1.4271 |
0.06745 |
96 |
64 |
23 |
9 |
294 |
Being more fun than this doesn't seem that hard. |
1.4270 |
0.06945 |
89 |
59 |
22 |
8 |
295 |
Who's more fun now? |
1.4270 |
0.06370 |
89 |
56 |
28 |
5 |
296 |
Next time we go to my place. |
1.4270 |
0.06567 |
89 |
57 |
26 |
6 |
297 |
I guess they're more fun in a barrel. |
1.4268 |
0.06948 |
82 |
53 |
23 |
6 |
298 |
At least you've gotten them off your back. |
1.4268 |
0.07161 |
82 |
54 |
21 |
7 |
299 |
They say they mean business. |
1.4257 |
0.06190 |
101 |
65 |
29 |
7 |
300 |
I'm so glad you're not a crazy cat lady. |
1.4255 |
0.06677 |
94 |
62 |
24 |
8 |
301 |
I can't find the barrel. |
1.4255 |
0.06847 |
94 |
63 |
22 |
9 |
302 |
Maybe it's just a metaphor. |
1.4242 |
0.06748 |
99 |
67 |
22 |
10 |
303 |
It's called the Jane Goodall Experience. I found it on Craigslist. |
1.4242 |
0.06273 |
99 |
64 |
28 |
7 |
304 |
You HAD to pick Door Number 3! |
1.4242 |
0.06594 |
99 |
66 |
24 |
9 |
305 |
Sure it's bad but it's not "flying" monkey bad. |
1.4239 |
0.07288 |
92 |
64 |
17 |
11 |
306 |
What? I didn't say anything to you when your friends were over. |
1.4239 |
0.06416 |
92 |
59 |
27 |
6 |
307 |
Superdelegates lose some of their mystique in person. |
1.4239 |
0.07450 |
92 |
65 |
15 |
12 |
308 |
Thought a monkeygram might cheer you up! |
1.4239 |
0.06600 |
92 |
60 |
25 |
7 |
309 |
Family reunions are a painful reminder that I married beneath me. |
1.4235 |
0.07367 |
85 |
58 |
18 |
9 |
310 |
They're on break until we get our delivery of typewriter ribbons. |
1.4231 |
0.06261 |
130 |
92 |
21 |
17 |
311 |
Oh Reese's pieces! I thought you asked for rhesus feces. |
1.4227 |
0.07155 |
97 |
68 |
17 |
12 |
312 |
All we need now is 11 typewriters. |
1.4227 |
0.06527 |
97 |
64 |
25 |
8 |
313 |
I lost the barrel in the divorce. |
1.4211 |
0.06622 |
95 |
63 |
24 |
8 |
314 |
I told you not to pick Door #3! |
1.4211 |
0.08282 |
57 |
37 |
16 |
4 |
315 |
We should have just let them jump on the bed. |
1.4211 |
0.06789 |
95 |
64 |
22 |
9 |
316 |
They're all rescues. |
1.4211 |
0.06094 |
95 |
60 |
30 |
5 |
317 |
Aren't you even a little bit curious? |
1.4211 |
0.06451 |
95 |
62 |
26 |
7 |
318 |
Barrel sold separately. |
1.4206 |
0.06091 |
107 |
70 |
29 |
8 |
319 |
Amazon should go back to using drones. |
1.4205 |
0.07178 |
88 |
60 |
19 |
9 |
320 |
I liked you better as a crazy cat lady. |
1.4205 |
0.06804 |
88 |
58 |
23 |
7 |
321 |
It's still less stressful than your mother visiting |
1.4205 |
0.07178 |
88 |
60 |
19 |
9 |
322 |
worst date ever |
1.4203 |
0.07836 |
69 |
46 |
17 |
6 |
323 |
I guess you're not a swinger after all. |
1.4198 |
0.06773 |
81 |
52 |
24 |
5 |
324 |
Maybe it's the *barrel* that is supposed to be fun. |
1.4194 |
0.06892 |
93 |
63 |
21 |
9 |
325 |
You said you were allergic to cats |
1.4194 |
0.06363 |
93 |
60 |
27 |
6 |
326 |
Maybe we should just BUY Shakespeare's complete works. |
1.4194 |
0.07224 |
93 |
65 |
17 |
11 |
327 |
I miss the cockroaches. |
1.4194 |
0.06177 |
93 |
59 |
29 |
5 |
328 |
I guess you misunderstood when I said monkey business. |
1.4194 |
0.07224 |
93 |
65 |
17 |
11 |
329 |
Shall I set up the typewriter? |
1.4186 |
0.07483 |
86 |
60 |
16 |
10 |
330 |
You've made your point. You can get your cats back. |
1.4186 |
0.06505 |
86 |
55 |
26 |
5 |
331 |
In the old days it was the elephant in the room. |
1.4184 |
0.06792 |
98 |
67 |
21 |
10 |
332 |
This is the equivalent of one teenager. |
1.4177 |
0.07977 |
79 |
56 |
13 |
10 |
333 |
Jane want apartment. |
1.4176 |
0.06823 |
91 |
61 |
22 |
8 |
334 |
I don't have guests over very often. |
1.4176 |
0.07172 |
91 |
63 |
18 |
10 |
335 |
I never complain when your family visits |
1.4176 |
0.05649 |
91 |
55 |
34 |
2 |
336 |
I thought it was a beer keg. |
1.4175 |
0.06401 |
103 |
69 |
25 |
9 |
337 |
Still glad we went with Airbnb instead of my sister's? |
1.4167 |
0.06893 |
96 |
66 |
20 |
10 |
338 |
Prepare for a monkey sea of monkey doo. |
1.4167 |
0.07800 |
84 |
60 |
13 |
11 |
339 |
You were the one who wanted to hear the pitter patter of little feet around the house. |
1.4167 |
0.06819 |
84 |
55 |
23 |
6 |
340 |
You should have picked what was behind Door Number Two. |
1.4157 |
0.06354 |
89 |
57 |
27 |
5 |
341 |
I think it's time to spank the monkeys. |
1.4157 |
0.06930 |
89 |
60 |
21 |
8 |
342 |
This is the last time I order from Amazon |
1.4157 |
0.06930 |
89 |
60 |
21 |
8 |
343 |
Let's agree to stop ordering from Amazon. |
1.4157 |
0.07112 |
89 |
61 |
19 |
9 |
344 |
At least you don't have lice anymore. |
1.4149 |
0.06999 |
94 |
65 |
19 |
10 |
345 |
Yeah well you looked a lot younger in your photos. |
1.4149 |
0.06490 |
94 |
62 |
25 |
7 |
346 |
The barrel was shipped separately. |
1.4149 |
0.07160 |
94 |
66 |
17 |
11 |
347 |
How was your day? |
1.4149 |
0.06664 |
94 |
63 |
23 |
8 |
348 |
How long is your family visiting for? |
1.4138 |
0.06652 |
87 |
57 |
24 |
6 |
349 |
Do you want to watch a movie? |
1.4138 |
0.07042 |
87 |
59 |
20 |
8 |
350 |
Sorry. It was just cheaper to get them by the barrel. |
1.4138 |
0.06652 |
87 |
57 |
24 |
6 |
351 |
I'd rather save the whales. |
1.4138 |
0.06652 |
87 |
57 |
24 |
6 |
352 |
Please don't tell me that this is all that she left you. |
1.4138 |
0.07412 |
87 |
61 |
16 |
10 |
353 |
Happy anniversary! |
1.4130 |
0.07108 |
92 |
64 |
18 |
10 |
354 |
You knew I liked monkeys when you married me. |
1.4130 |
0.06016 |
92 |
58 |
30 |
4 |
355 |
And you thought the nitpicking couldn't get any worse. |
1.4124 |
0.06676 |
97 |
66 |
22 |
9 |
356 |
Would we be having more fun if we kept the barrel? |
1.4124 |
0.06513 |
97 |
65 |
24 |
8 |
357 |
I think our first date went well. |
1.4124 |
0.06513 |
97 |
65 |
24 |
8 |
358 |
I thought you said you were a money hoarder. |
1.4118 |
0.07352 |
85 |
59 |
17 |
9 |
359 |
Not exactly what I had in mind when you asked to bring home some swingers. |
1.4118 |
0.07352 |
85 |
59 |
17 |
9 |
360 |
So ... notice anything different? |
1.4111 |
0.07223 |
90 |
63 |
17 |
10 |
361 |
You said you wanted me to be more spontaneous. |
1.4111 |
0.06684 |
90 |
60 |
23 |
7 |
362 |
You really think we need to discuss the elephant in the room? |
1.4111 |
0.06684 |
90 |
60 |
23 |
7 |
363 |
How long does it take this acid to kick in? |
1.4103 |
0.07398 |
78 |
53 |
18 |
7 |
364 |
Well you're the one who invited 11 organ grinders to dinner. |
1.4096 |
0.07280 |
83 |
57 |
18 |
8 |
365 |
I thought they were both males. |
1.4096 |
0.07075 |
83 |
56 |
20 |
7 |
366 |
Fine. Buy the typewriters. |
1.4096 |
0.07075 |
83 |
56 |
20 |
7 |
367 |
I think you used the wrong Amazon account. |
1.4091 |
0.06788 |
88 |
59 |
22 |
7 |
368 |
But the offer was buy ten get one free |
1.4091 |
0.05214 |
110 |
68 |
39 |
3 |
369 |
When you said you had a fondness for Rhesus I thought you meant the candy! |
1.4091 |
0.06788 |
88 |
59 |
22 |
7 |
370 |
Give them a chance. They are still evolving. |
1.4091 |
0.06592 |
88 |
58 |
24 |
6 |
371 |
We're missing one. |
1.4091 |
0.07162 |
88 |
61 |
18 |
9 |
372 |
This is fun. Shall I open another barrel? |
1.4086 |
0.06348 |
93 |
61 |
26 |
6 |
373 |
What was wrong with being known as the Crazy Cat Lady? |
1.4086 |
0.07046 |
93 |
65 |
18 |
10 |
374 |
Now I know how Paul Ryan feels! |
1.4079 |
0.08203 |
76 |
55 |
11 |
10 |
375 |
It is so nice when your family visits. |
1.4078 |
0.06237 |
103 |
69 |
26 |
8 |
376 |
Do you ever regret not having children? |
1.4074 |
0.07196 |
81 |
55 |
19 |
7 |
377 |
I'm glad I didn't say you were horsing around! |
1.4070 |
0.07281 |
86 |
60 |
17 |
9 |
378 |
I ordered them from Amazon. |
1.4070 |
0.07648 |
86 |
62 |
13 |
11 |
379 |
The alpha male shouldn't have to go get his own beer. |
1.4070 |
0.07091 |
86 |
59 |
19 |
8 |
380 |
MONEY! I said we needed more MONEY! |
1.4070 |
0.07091 |
86 |
59 |
19 |
8 |
381 |
How was I supposed to know one was a female? |
1.4070 |
0.07281 |
86 |
60 |
17 |
9 |
382 |
Is now a bad time to tell you that we are out of bananas? |
1.4070 |
0.06895 |
86 |
58 |
21 |
7 |
383 |
Fine. I'll go get the barrel and return them. |
1.4066 |
0.06808 |
91 |
62 |
21 |
8 |
384 |
I wish we had discussed this before you agreed to put up Trump’s delegates during the convention. |
1.4066 |
0.07326 |
91 |
65 |
15 |
11 |
385 |
And together they select the weekly finalists. |
1.4066 |
0.06985 |
91 |
63 |
19 |
9 |
386 |
And you'll be a monkeys' aunt. |
1.4051 |
0.07753 |
79 |
56 |
14 |
9 |
387 |
You're the one who said you wanted to try swinging. |
1.4048 |
0.06586 |
84 |
55 |
24 |
5 |
388 |
I thought you could use some cheering up. |
1.4048 |
0.07209 |
84 |
58 |
18 |
8 |
389 |
I just assumed the barrel was empty. |
1.4048 |
0.07008 |
84 |
57 |
20 |
7 |
390 |
That's your solution? Eleven organ grinders? |
1.4048 |
0.06800 |
84 |
56 |
22 |
6 |
391 |
So this is what you meant when you invited me over to monkey around? |
1.4045 |
0.06131 |
89 |
57 |
28 |
4 |
392 |
You're the one who sent the saliva sample to Ancestry.com. |
1.4045 |
0.07096 |
89 |
62 |
18 |
9 |
393 |
I'd like a paternity test. |
1.4045 |
0.06914 |
89 |
61 |
20 |
8 |
394 |
They're taking a break ..they just finished randomly typing the complete works of William Shakespeare. |
1.4045 |
0.06727 |
89 |
60 |
22 |
7 |
395 |
I just think it's our responsibility to tell them they're adopted. |
1.4045 |
0.06727 |
89 |
60 |
22 |
7 |
396 |
Well maybe you shouldn't have thrown out their typewriters. |
1.4043 |
0.06648 |
94 |
64 |
22 |
8 |
397 |
Now isn't this more fun than a barrel of children? |
1.4028 |
0.07310 |
72 |
48 |
19 |
5 |
398 |
You're right. They were more fun in the barrel. |
1.4024 |
0.06689 |
82 |
54 |
23 |
5 |
399 |
I'm going to miss them when they go off to college.... |
1.4024 |
0.07125 |
82 |
56 |
19 |
7 |
400 |
And you actually threw out the barrel? |
1.4023 |
0.07025 |
87 |
60 |
19 |
8 |
401 |
They're taking a break from writing King Lear. |
1.4023 |
0.07025 |
87 |
60 |
19 |
8 |
402 |
Please tell me you kept the barrel. |
1.4023 |
0.06428 |
87 |
57 |
25 |
5 |
403 |
But you loved shark week! |
1.4023 |
0.07025 |
87 |
60 |
19 |
8 |
404 |
Which Amazon site did you order from? |
1.4022 |
0.06384 |
92 |
61 |
25 |
6 |
405 |
I take it you are still only dating organ grinders. |
1.4022 |
0.06568 |
92 |
62 |
23 |
7 |
406 |
The twelfth one is running for president. |
1.4022 |
0.07093 |
92 |
65 |
17 |
10 |
407 |
I warned you not to sign up for Ancestry.com. |
1.4021 |
0.06498 |
97 |
66 |
23 |
8 |
408 |
They write Hamlet and they think they own the place. |
1.4000 |
0.06667 |
90 |
61 |
22 |
7 |
409 |
What's the fun in keeping them all in the barrel? |
1.4000 |
0.07352 |
75 |
51 |
18 |
6 |
410 |
The lab closed. What was I to do? |
1.4000 |
0.08838 |
55 |
38 |
12 |
5 |
411 |
Did you order them from The Amazon or Amazon.com? |
1.4000 |
0.05653 |
90 |
56 |
32 |
2 |
412 |
See if one of them can grind your organ tonight |
1.4000 |
0.07672 |
80 |
57 |
14 |
9 |
413 |
This isn't what I was expecting when you said you were coming home early for some monkey business. |
1.4000 |
0.07522 |
85 |
61 |
14 |
10 |
414 |
I'm sorry I called you our monkey wench. |
1.4000 |
0.06923 |
95 |
67 |
18 |
10 |
415 |
They'll only be here till the cows come home. |
1.4000 |
0.07827 |
75 |
53 |
14 |
8 |
416 |
Next time check the Airbnb references more thoroughly! |
1.4000 |
0.07140 |
85 |
59 |
18 |
8 |
417 |
What's more fun than this? |
1.4000 |
0.06941 |
85 |
58 |
20 |
7 |
418 |
Let's discuss the elephant in the room. |
1.4000 |
0.06941 |
85 |
58 |
20 |
7 |
419 |
A barrel of wine would have been more fun. |
1.4000 |
0.06851 |
90 |
62 |
20 |
8 |
420 |
My profile did mention I was a swinger. |
1.4000 |
0.06851 |
90 |
62 |
20 |
8 |
421 |
They say we can't return them since we took them out of the barrel. |
1.4000 |
0.06079 |
90 |
58 |
28 |
4 |
422 |
I never would have guessed that the barrel was such an integral part of the fun. |
1.4000 |
0.07672 |
80 |
57 |
14 |
9 |
423 |
pretty sure your profile read money manager |
1.4000 |
0.07207 |
90 |
64 |
16 |
10 |
424 |
OK. You can get the dog. |
1.3978 |
0.06689 |
93 |
64 |
21 |
8 |
425 |
This is not what I meant by swinging. |
1.3977 |
0.06163 |
88 |
57 |
27 |
4 |
426 |
Al least they're off my back |
1.3977 |
0.06371 |
88 |
58 |
25 |
5 |
427 |
I liked it better when they were jumping on the bed. |
1.3977 |
0.06573 |
88 |
59 |
23 |
6 |
428 |
But there was free shipping with Amazon Prime. |
1.3977 |
0.06371 |
88 |
58 |
25 |
5 |
429 |
That would make you a monkey's aunt. |
1.3977 |
0.06769 |
88 |
60 |
21 |
7 |
430 |
Couldn't we just send in the clowns? |
1.3977 |
0.07145 |
88 |
62 |
17 |
9 |
431 |
What business did you say you are in? |
1.3977 |
0.07145 |
88 |
62 |
17 |
9 |
432 |
You told me to invite our closest relatives. |
1.3976 |
0.07655 |
83 |
60 |
13 |
10 |
433 |
I was sick of being called the cat lady. |
1.3976 |
0.06844 |
83 |
56 |
21 |
6 |
434 |
Is there a monkey on my back? |
1.3976 |
0.07055 |
83 |
57 |
19 |
7 |
435 |
I think we should be organ grinder donors. |
1.3976 |
0.07460 |
83 |
59 |
15 |
9 |
436 |
So this is more fun than what? |
1.3976 |
0.06626 |
83 |
55 |
23 |
5 |
437 |
The barrel was extra. |
1.3976 |
0.07261 |
83 |
58 |
17 |
8 |
438 |
I'm not the one who signed up for the monkey of the month club. |
1.3974 |
0.07147 |
78 |
53 |
19 |
6 |
439 |
How many monkeys does it take to ruin a marriage? |
1.3974 |
0.07147 |
78 |
53 |
19 |
6 |
440 |
I've changed my mind. Let's have kids. |
1.3974 |
0.06910 |
78 |
52 |
21 |
5 |
441 |
They think I'm their uncle. |
1.3974 |
0.07147 |
78 |
53 |
19 |
6 |
442 |
Of course I like your family. |
1.3974 |
0.06910 |
78 |
52 |
21 |
5 |
443 |
I changed my mind--I'd rather have children. |
1.3974 |
0.06665 |
78 |
51 |
23 |
4 |
444 |
Would it help if I told you they were "rescue monkeys? |
1.3974 |
0.06910 |
78 |
52 |
21 |
5 |
445 |
They were a hell of a lot more fun in the barrel. |
1.3973 |
0.07489 |
73 |
50 |
17 |
6 |
446 |
The heart wants what it wants. |
1.3973 |
0.08216 |
73 |
53 |
11 |
9 |
447 |
I'm guessing you're not a monkey person. |
1.3973 |
0.07231 |
73 |
49 |
19 |
5 |
448 |
We were warned not to click on SurveyMonkey unless we recognized the sender. |
1.3966 |
0.05983 |
116 |
80 |
26 |
10 |
449 |
Daylight come and me wanna go home. |
1.3962 |
0.06242 |
106 |
73 |
24 |
9 |
450 |
It turns out you can have too many monkeys. |
1.3958 |
0.06191 |
96 |
64 |
26 |
6 |
451 |
I DISTINCTLY told the sofa salesman that we wanted chintz. |
1.3956 |
0.07141 |
91 |
65 |
16 |
10 |
452 |
I remember when you used to get at least 15 per barrel. |
1.3953 |
0.06466 |
86 |
57 |
24 |
5 |
453 |
What happened to our coffee table? |
1.3953 |
0.07449 |
86 |
62 |
14 |
10 |
454 |
The real fun is putting them back in the barrel. |
1.3953 |
0.06876 |
86 |
59 |
20 |
7 |
455 |
I wish you had examined the terms of your aunt's will more carefully. |
1.3951 |
0.06256 |
81 |
52 |
26 |
3 |
456 |
At least this time I didn't bring home crabs. |
1.3951 |
0.07175 |
81 |
56 |
18 |
7 |
457 |
I bet you didn't notice the gorilla crossing the room. |
1.3951 |
0.07175 |
81 |
56 |
18 |
7 |
458 |
How 'bout those Mets |
1.3951 |
0.07387 |
81 |
57 |
16 |
8 |
459 |
I feel like we're in a Cartoon Caption Contest.... |
1.3947 |
0.07741 |
76 |
54 |
14 |
8 |
460 |
You said you were bored and I listened. |
1.3933 |
0.07256 |
89 |
64 |
15 |
10 |
461 |
I couldn't resist. They're rescue monkeys. |
1.3933 |
0.06110 |
89 |
58 |
27 |
4 |
462 |
Maybe love does have limits. |
1.3933 |
0.06315 |
89 |
59 |
25 |
5 |
463 |
Please tell me you didn't recycle that barrel. |
1.3929 |
0.06341 |
84 |
55 |
25 |
4 |
464 |
I said I wanted a barrel of MONEY. |
1.3929 |
0.07189 |
84 |
59 |
17 |
8 |
465 |
Ninety-seven percent DNA overlap isn't enough. |
1.3929 |
0.07386 |
84 |
60 |
15 |
9 |
466 |
I miss cable. |
1.3924 |
0.06599 |
79 |
52 |
23 |
4 |
467 |
Should we get some typewriters? |
1.3924 |
0.07074 |
79 |
54 |
19 |
6 |
468 |
But with 12 the barrel is free. |
1.3924 |
0.06841 |
79 |
53 |
21 |
5 |
469 |
I think we should get a cat. |
1.3924 |
0.07732 |
79 |
57 |
13 |
9 |
470 |
But your profile said that you like pets. |
1.3924 |
0.06599 |
79 |
52 |
23 |
4 |
471 |
That DNA ancestry thing goes back pretty far. |
1.3919 |
0.08122 |
74 |
54 |
11 |
9 |
472 |
I will return them to the barrel as soon as you hand over the remote. |
1.3919 |
0.07891 |
74 |
53 |
13 |
8 |
473 |
Not as much fun as they said it would be. Maybe we got a bad barrel. |
1.3919 |
0.07407 |
74 |
51 |
17 |
6 |
474 |
Tell me again. You just added water and then what? |
1.3913 |
0.06550 |
92 |
63 |
22 |
7 |
475 |
They were more fun when they were still in the barrel. |
1.3913 |
0.07076 |
92 |
66 |
16 |
10 |
476 |
None of the kids seem to take after us... |
1.3908 |
0.06811 |
87 |
60 |
20 |
7 |
477 |
What kind of business did you say you were in? |
1.3908 |
0.06811 |
87 |
60 |
20 |
7 |
478 |
We really should have kept that barrel. |
1.3908 |
0.06811 |
87 |
60 |
20 |
7 |
479 |
The barrel may be a more important component than I realized. |
1.3902 |
0.07103 |
82 |
57 |
18 |
7 |
480 |
So what else did your eccentric aunt leave us? |
1.3902 |
0.05950 |
82 |
52 |
28 |
2 |
481 |
Notice what? |
1.3902 |
0.06666 |
82 |
55 |
22 |
5 |
482 |
The good news is you'll never have lice and fleas again. |
1.3896 |
0.06956 |
77 |
52 |
20 |
5 |
483 |
You teach one to play the accordion. I'll teach the others to work the crowd with tin cups? |
1.3896 |
0.06445 |
77 |
50 |
24 |
3 |
484 |
I told you not to leave the lid off the barrel! |
1.3889 |
0.06260 |
90 |
60 |
25 |
5 |
485 |
I don’t think we missed out on anything not having kids. |
1.3889 |
0.05517 |
126 |
86 |
31 |
9 |
486 |
At least they're not jumping on the bed. |
1.3882 |
0.07119 |
85 |
60 |
17 |
8 |
487 |
You'll stop complaining once you're grub-free. |
1.3882 |
0.06920 |
85 |
59 |
19 |
7 |
488 |
I think he's just grooming you. |
1.3882 |
0.07119 |
85 |
60 |
17 |
8 |
489 |
Do I still seem primitive? |
1.3882 |
0.06283 |
85 |
56 |
25 |
4 |
490 |
So....what type of business did you say you were in?
65,25,11,Well at least they're not on our backs any more.
49,11,5,Planet of the Apes in 3D is a little too intense for me.
49,15,4,The bonus features on this new Planet Of The Apes BluRay might be a bit too much.
35,3,1,One of these monkeys must have some Shakespeare in him.
51,16,4,What else do we need besides bananas?
42,5,3,I told you not to vote for Trump.
36,6,0,I've been hanging with you for a long time Doris and I still can't figure out what you want.
37,8,1,I told you they were probably delivered in a barrel for a very good reason.
51,5,4,You just had to go to Costco and get a whole barrel.
44,12,3,Could it be that Nigerian email that we replied to?
43,6,3,Does this mean we can't have sex?
40,8,1,Anything would be more fun than this.
31,3,0,WHAT CAN I SAY IT'S A MAN THING" |
1.3882 |
0.06920 |
85 |
59 |
19 |
7 |
491 |
They share 98% of your DNA too. |
1.3882 |
0.07313 |
85 |
61 |
15 |
9 |
492 |
Where's George? |
1.3881 |
0.07039 |
67 |
44 |
20 |
3 |
493 |
Did you remember to put bananas on the grocery list? |
1.3875 |
0.07002 |
80 |
55 |
19 |
6 |
494 |
I told you not to throw away the barrel. |
1.3875 |
0.06535 |
80 |
53 |
23 |
4 |
495 |
They're a lot more fun inside the barrel. |
1.3875 |
0.06772 |
80 |
54 |
21 |
5 |
496 |
At least they won't call you the Cat Lady. |
1.3875 |
0.07225 |
80 |
56 |
17 |
7 |
497 |
Next time we'll order the half barrel. |
1.3875 |
0.06535 |
80 |
53 |
23 |
4 |
498 |
So I got this email from a guy in Nigeria who claimed he was a prince ... |
1.3875 |
0.06772 |
80 |
54 |
21 |
5 |
499 |
What did you think I meant when I suggested we monkey around |
1.3875 |
0.06535 |
80 |
53 |
23 |
4 |
500 |
I guess little Georgie wasn't curious about birth control. |
1.3875 |
0.07650 |
80 |
58 |
13 |
9 |
501 |
All we need now is the typewriters to finally get a winning cartoon caption. |
1.3871 |
0.06670 |
93 |
65 |
20 |
8 |
502 |
Is this what you meant when you said tonight would be wild? |
1.3871 |
0.06492 |
93 |
64 |
22 |
7 |
503 |
Still can't find a sitter? |
1.3867 |
0.07568 |
75 |
53 |
15 |
7 |
504 |
I love music too. Can you guess my favorite band? |
1.3867 |
0.07326 |
75 |
52 |
17 |
6 |
505 |
When do the typewriters arrive? |
1.3867 |
0.07568 |
75 |
53 |
15 |
7 |
506 |
We've got to get out of this business. |
1.3867 |
0.07326 |
75 |
52 |
17 |
6 |
507 |
Save the rain forest my ass |
1.3864 |
0.06552 |
88 |
60 |
22 |
6 |
508 |
How long will we be watching your brother's kids? |
1.3857 |
0.07958 |
70 |
50 |
13 |
7 |
509 |
I kind of think of them as my super delegates. |
1.3855 |
0.07439 |
83 |
60 |
14 |
9 |
510 |
You're no Jane Goodall. |
1.3855 |
0.07239 |
83 |
59 |
16 |
8 |
511 |
Our business model of selling to just organ grinders is not sustainable. |
1.3855 |
0.07033 |
83 |
58 |
18 |
7 |
512 |
You said to gather the Trump supporters. |
1.3855 |
0.07239 |
83 |
59 |
16 |
8 |
513 |
Just you wait until the typewriters get here. |
1.3855 |
0.07239 |
83 |
59 |
16 |
8 |
514 |
One more and we've got a jury. |
1.3855 |
0.07634 |
83 |
61 |
12 |
10 |
515 |
I liked it better when you were the crazy cat lady!!! |
1.3846 |
0.07352 |
78 |
55 |
16 |
7 |
516 |
So this is what you meant when you invited me over for some monkey business? |
1.3846 |
0.07792 |
78 |
57 |
12 |
9 |
517 |
It was either this or listen to more election coverage. |
1.3846 |
0.07122 |
78 |
54 |
18 |
6 |
518 |
You had your mother here last week. This weekend is mine. |
1.3846 |
0.07122 |
78 |
54 |
18 |
6 |
519 |
I told you not to buy bananas at Costco! |
1.3846 |
0.07122 |
78 |
54 |
18 |
6 |
520 |
The first barrel was more fun. |
1.3846 |
0.07352 |
78 |
55 |
16 |
7 |
521 |
When I said "We need to save the monkeys" I didn't mean us personally. |
1.3837 |
0.07242 |
86 |
62 |
15 |
9 |
522 |
I told you I was a monkeys uncle! |
1.3836 |
0.07461 |
73 |
51 |
16 |
6 |
523 |
What's Jane Goodall's cell? |
1.3827 |
0.06932 |
81 |
56 |
19 |
6 |
524 |
I’d like to propose an amendment to our ‘no cats’ agreement. |
1.3827 |
0.06705 |
81 |
55 |
21 |
5 |
525 |
I kept telling you not to open the barrel... |
1.3827 |
0.06932 |
81 |
56 |
19 |
6 |
526 |
It seems we have a few things to discuss before we get to the 800-pound gorilla in the room. |
1.3827 |
0.06932 |
81 |
56 |
19 |
6 |
527 |
Maybe we should have asked what the prize was when we bought the raffle. |
1.3827 |
0.06932 |
81 |
56 |
19 |
6 |
528 |
They're not really that much fun. |
1.3826 |
0.05604 |
115 |
78 |
30 |
7 |
529 |
Try meditating |
1.3820 |
0.07058 |
89 |
64 |
16 |
9 |
530 |
At least they are off your back. |
1.3820 |
0.06292 |
89 |
60 |
24 |
5 |
531 |
Can you put bananas on the list? |
1.3816 |
0.07247 |
76 |
53 |
17 |
6 |
532 |
I think its time we got out of the monkey business |
1.3816 |
0.07001 |
76 |
52 |
19 |
5 |
533 |
It was either this or a tote bag. You have a hundred tote bags. |
1.3816 |
0.07940 |
76 |
56 |
11 |
9 |
534 |
...but it's close to the subway. |
1.3816 |
0.07001 |
76 |
52 |
19 |
5 |
535 |
Just wait until they write my first novel. |
1.3814 |
0.05943 |
97 |
65 |
27 |
5 |
536 |
Not until I’d opened the barrel did it occur to me you were being sarcastic. |
1.3810 |
0.06964 |
84 |
59 |
18 |
7 |
537 |
Anything else you haven't me about your family. |
1.3810 |
0.07364 |
84 |
61 |
14 |
9 |
538 |
See? You hardly notice them! |
1.3810 |
0.06755 |
84 |
58 |
20 |
6 |
539 |
Maybe it's sea monkeys which are easy to raise and an endless source of fun and amusement. |
1.3810 |
0.06539 |
84 |
57 |
22 |
5 |
540 |
They're more fun when they're in the barrel. |
1.3810 |
0.06316 |
84 |
56 |
24 |
4 |
541 |
Complete works? They haven't even written a sonnet. |
1.3803 |
0.07864 |
71 |
51 |
13 |
7 |
542 |
I told you we were reading too much Vonnegut. |
1.3797 |
0.07048 |
79 |
55 |
18 |
6 |
543 |
How could you forget the bananas? |
1.3797 |
0.07494 |
79 |
57 |
14 |
8 |
544 |
Did you get a haircut? |
1.3797 |
0.07494 |
79 |
57 |
14 |
8 |
545 |
They're not that much fun. |
1.3789 |
0.06554 |
95 |
67 |
20 |
8 |
546 |
I don't think they sold us two males. |
1.3784 |
0.07123 |
74 |
51 |
18 |
5 |
547 |
It's a side of me I hadn't expected to reveal so soon. |
1.3784 |
0.08096 |
74 |
55 |
10 |
9 |
548 |
Exactly when will they start typing "Hamlet"? |
1.3784 |
0.07123 |
74 |
51 |
18 |
5 |
549 |
Really? Worse than a visit from my mother? |
1.3784 |
0.07378 |
74 |
52 |
16 |
6 |
550 |
Next time they sell us two male chimps I'm going to check under the hood. |
1.3784 |
0.07123 |
74 |
51 |
18 |
5 |
551 |
Did you remember to get the typewriters too? |
1.3780 |
0.07690 |
82 |
61 |
11 |
10 |
552 |
It's your turn to put them to bed. |
1.3768 |
0.06562 |
69 |
45 |
22 |
2 |
553 |
I knew you were a monkey's uncle when we got married - I just didn't realize your brother was so prolific. |
1.3768 |
0.07473 |
69 |
48 |
16 |
5 |
554 |
Aren’t you glad we decided not to have kids? |
1.3766 |
0.06927 |
77 |
53 |
19 |
5 |
555 |
Its none of their business! |
1.3766 |
0.07169 |
77 |
54 |
17 |
6 |
556 |
Let's think about going back to cable. |
1.3766 |
0.06414 |
77 |
51 |
23 |
3 |
557 |
But we'll never see a cost per barrel this low again. |
1.3766 |
0.07169 |
77 |
54 |
17 |
6 |
558 |
Aren't there supposed to be twelve per barrel? |
1.3766 |
0.06414 |
77 |
51 |
23 |
3 |
559 |
If they're driving you bananas just say so. |
1.3766 |
0.07169 |
77 |
54 |
17 |
6 |
560 |
Well. you told them they couldn't jump on the bed. |
1.3766 |
0.06676 |
77 |
52 |
21 |
4 |
561 |
Ready to rethink my request for a dog? |
1.3766 |
0.06414 |
77 |
51 |
23 |
3 |
562 |
Trust me. There are no elephants in the room |
1.3750 |
0.07516 |
72 |
51 |
15 |
6 |
563 |
Herding cats is so cliche' |
1.3750 |
0.06826 |
96 |
70 |
16 |
10 |
564 |
I'm just not a `cat person`. |
1.3750 |
0.06976 |
72 |
49 |
19 |
4 |
565 |
I TOLD you not to throw out the barrel. |
1.3750 |
0.06745 |
80 |
55 |
20 |
5 |
566 |
One more and we've got a movie. |
1.3750 |
0.07251 |
72 |
50 |
17 |
5 |
567 |
And I say it is evidence of global warming. |
1.3750 |
0.06975 |
80 |
56 |
18 |
6 |
568 |
The instructions specifically said not to throw away the barrel. |
1.3750 |
0.06506 |
80 |
54 |
22 |
4 |
569 |
Fine. You win. A dozen wild monkeys do not make better house guests than your mother. |
1.3750 |
0.06917 |
88 |
63 |
17 |
8 |
570 |
I give up. Just last year you complained that I never do anything spontaneous for your birthday. |
1.3750 |
0.06745 |
80 |
55 |
20 |
5 |
571 |
Another sale? |
1.3750 |
0.07199 |
80 |
57 |
16 |
7 |
572 |
You know I hate when you bring your work home. |
1.3750 |
0.06390 |
72 |
47 |
23 |
2 |
573 |
It looked just like a pickle barrel. |
1.3750 |
0.06745 |
80 |
55 |
20 |
5 |
574 |
It'll pay off once we buy enough typewriters. |
1.3750 |
0.06975 |
80 |
56 |
18 |
6 |
575 |
Is the barrel still in the garage? |
1.3735 |
0.06112 |
83 |
55 |
25 |
3 |
576 |
Grooming a stranger for lice is their highest honor. |
1.3733 |
0.06785 |
75 |
51 |
20 |
4 |
577 |
You'd better add 'bananas' to your grocery list. |
1.3733 |
0.06785 |
75 |
51 |
20 |
4 |
578 |
I’m in the monkey business. |
1.3731 |
0.07001 |
67 |
45 |
19 |
3 |
579 |
I wish we could get them back in the barrel. |
1.3731 |
0.07001 |
67 |
45 |
19 |
3 |
580 |
I thought I said no monkey business |
1.3729 |
0.05218 |
118 |
79 |
34 |
5 |
581 |
According to Ancestry.com we share 98.8% of our DNA with them. |
1.3729 |
0.05489 |
118 |
81 |
30 |
7 |
582 |
You're right. It was more fun when they were in the barrel. |
1.3723 |
0.06929 |
94 |
69 |
15 |
10 |
583 |
He's just 'nit picking' Bernardine. |
1.3721 |
0.06829 |
86 |
61 |
18 |
7 |
584 |
Know any organ grinders? |
1.3721 |
0.06416 |
86 |
59 |
22 |
5 |
585 |
What did you think I meant by "monkeying around?" |
1.3718 |
0.06607 |
78 |
53 |
21 |
4 |
586 |
And just what would this new business be called? |
1.3718 |
0.06854 |
78 |
54 |
19 |
5 |
587 |
Mr. Trump's here to pick up his V.P. candidate. |
1.3718 |
0.07765 |
78 |
58 |
11 |
9 |
588 |
I thought you only gave King Kong a kiss |
1.3718 |
0.07324 |
78 |
56 |
15 |
7 |
589 |
I should never have opened that barrel. |
1.3718 |
0.06854 |
78 |
54 |
19 |
5 |
590 |
You did say no cats... |
1.3718 |
0.06350 |
78 |
52 |
23 |
3 |
591 |
My ex-wife used to call this foreplay. |
1.3718 |
0.07548 |
78 |
57 |
13 |
8 |
592 |
They were a lot more fun when they were in the barrel. |
1.3718 |
0.07765 |
78 |
58 |
11 |
9 |
593 |
Maybe we should have kept the barrel. |
1.3714 |
0.06801 |
70 |
47 |
20 |
3 |
594 |
This is nothing compared to the monkey business at work. |
1.3714 |
0.07099 |
70 |
48 |
18 |
4 |
595 |
I guess it just isn't that much fun without the barrel. |
1.3704 |
0.07338 |
81 |
59 |
14 |
8 |
596 |
Have you been using that banana-scented soap again? |
1.3704 |
0.07124 |
81 |
58 |
16 |
7 |
597 |
Why are you complaining? You're the alpha. |
1.3704 |
0.06677 |
81 |
56 |
20 |
5 |
598 |
Good thing we only got the small barrel. |
1.3704 |
0.07545 |
81 |
60 |
12 |
9 |
599 |
You're in their spot |
1.3704 |
0.06442 |
81 |
55 |
22 |
4 |
600 |
I sense that things have changed between us? |
1.3699 |
0.07430 |
73 |
52 |
15 |
6 |
601 |
We can't return them. I didn't keep the barrel. |
1.3699 |
0.07169 |
73 |
51 |
17 |
5 |
602 |
I told you not to order from Amazon. |
1.3699 |
0.07169 |
73 |
51 |
17 |
5 |
603 |
What do you think about getting a few sea otters for the bathroom? |
1.3699 |
0.07430 |
73 |
52 |
15 |
6 |
604 |
It's your turn to put them back in the barrel. |
1.3692 |
0.08077 |
65 |
47 |
12 |
6 |
605 |
It’s nice to get some attention from the alpha male. |
1.3684 |
0.06446 |
76 |
51 |
22 |
3 |
606 |
I told you it was a mistake to join the Barrel of the Month Club. |
1.3684 |
0.06969 |
76 |
53 |
18 |
5 |
607 |
Admit it. They were more fun in the barrel. |
1.3684 |
0.07456 |
76 |
55 |
14 |
7 |
608 |
You told me a monkey could fix the toilet. Now you can choose the one most qualified. |
1.3684 |
0.07687 |
76 |
56 |
12 |
8 |
609 |
I needed the barrel for the wine I'm making. |
1.3684 |
0.06969 |
76 |
53 |
18 |
5 |
610 |
At least I got the one off your back. |
1.3684 |
0.06446 |
76 |
51 |
22 |
3 |
611 |
i think it's the banana perfume you're wearing. |
1.3684 |
0.07216 |
76 |
54 |
16 |
6 |
612 |
Perhaps this was a bad idea. |
1.3684 |
0.07216 |
76 |
54 |
16 |
6 |
613 |
You promised we would go see my mother when monkeys flew out of my butt. |
1.3679 |
0.06474 |
106 |
78 |
17 |
11 |
614 |
I know you come from a family of swingers but its just not my thing. |
1.3678 |
0.06764 |
87 |
62 |
18 |
7 |
615 |
Are you sure they gave you the right information on our sperm donor? |
1.3671 |
0.07246 |
79 |
57 |
15 |
7 |
616 |
Do you remember where we put that barrel? |
1.3671 |
0.06540 |
79 |
54 |
21 |
4 |
617 |
Well at least they're not on my back any more. |
1.3671 |
0.06540 |
79 |
54 |
21 |
4 |
618 |
I told you not to get the banana air freshener. |
1.3671 |
0.06783 |
79 |
55 |
19 |
5 |
619 |
Let's instead talk about the elephant in the room. |
1.3671 |
0.07467 |
79 |
58 |
13 |
8 |
620 |
When is your family leaving? |
1.3671 |
0.07019 |
79 |
56 |
17 |
6 |
621 |
Wanna make it an even dozen? |
1.3671 |
0.07019 |
79 |
56 |
17 |
6 |
622 |
Jane Goddall's Airbnb. |
1.3671 |
0.07019 |
79 |
56 |
17 |
6 |
623 |
I'm tired of playing 'hide the banana.' How 'bout you? |
1.3662 |
0.08084 |
71 |
53 |
10 |
8 |
624 |
It's taken a while but I think they're starting to accept you. |
1.3659 |
0.06610 |
82 |
57 |
20 |
5 |
625 |
Do you remember where I left the barrel? |
1.3656 |
0.06448 |
93 |
66 |
20 |
7 |
626 |
I forgot what I was going to say. |
1.3649 |
0.07833 |
74 |
55 |
11 |
8 |
627 |
Which part of 'my distant cousins are coming to dinner' didn't you understand. |
1.3649 |
0.07346 |
74 |
53 |
15 |
6 |
628 |
Suddenly I have the sudden urge to throw poop. |
1.3649 |
0.07346 |
74 |
53 |
15 |
6 |
629 |
I said a barrel of MONEY |
1.3649 |
0.07089 |
74 |
52 |
17 |
5 |
630 |
They're not really that fun. |
1.3647 |
0.06449 |
85 |
59 |
21 |
5 |
631 |
I warned you we should keep the packaging. |
1.3636 |
0.06380 |
77 |
52 |
22 |
3 |
632 |
But it's our third date. I just assumed... |
1.3636 |
0.07374 |
77 |
56 |
14 |
7 |
633 |
I dunno. I can think of several things more fun than this. |
1.3636 |
0.06642 |
77 |
53 |
20 |
4 |
634 |
It sure takes a lot to get you to smile anymore. |
1.3636 |
0.06106 |
77 |
51 |
24 |
2 |
635 |
So when will the rest of your relatives show up? |
1.3636 |
0.07138 |
77 |
55 |
16 |
6 |
636 |
When I said 'rent 12 Monkeys ...' |
1.3636 |
0.07138 |
77 |
55 |
16 |
6 |
637 |
They're as much your family as mine. Why don't you tell them to leave. |
1.3636 |
0.06642 |
77 |
53 |
20 |
4 |
638 |
Now we just need some typewriters. |
1.3636 |
0.06642 |
77 |
53 |
20 |
4 |
639 |
Anyone can see it's your first time meditating. |
1.3636 |
0.07138 |
77 |
55 |
16 |
6 |
640 |
So how did you meet this Kong fellow? |
1.3636 |
0.07675 |
66 |
47 |
14 |
5 |
641 |
Why must you always bring your work home with you??? |
1.3625 |
0.06474 |
80 |
55 |
21 |
4 |
642 |
You think THIS is what the marriage counselor meant by ‘a little monkey business?’ |
1.3625 |
0.06945 |
80 |
57 |
17 |
6 |
643 |
Don't even think about what's going on in the bedroom. |
1.3625 |
0.06945 |
80 |
57 |
17 |
6 |
644 |
This place is a zoo. |
1.3625 |
0.06474 |
80 |
55 |
21 |
4 |
645 |
If they didn't like you they'd be throwing feces by now. |
1.3625 |
0.07170 |
80 |
58 |
15 |
7 |
646 |
Monkeying around? I though you said you wanted more monkeys around! |
1.3625 |
0.06474 |
80 |
55 |
21 |
4 |
647 |
Hand me my monkey wrench. |
1.3625 |
0.06714 |
80 |
56 |
19 |
5 |
648 |
Is that a banana in your pocket? |
1.3623 |
0.07436 |
69 |
49 |
15 |
5 |
649 |
Now we just need to find enough typewriters. |
1.3611 |
0.07481 |
72 |
52 |
14 |
6 |
650 |
They're not fun anymore. |
1.3611 |
0.07987 |
72 |
54 |
10 |
8 |
651 |
I'd be having even more fun if they were back in their barrel. |
1.3611 |
0.06939 |
72 |
50 |
18 |
4 |
652 |
I'll take a barrel of wine over this any day. |
1.3611 |
0.06939 |
72 |
50 |
18 |
4 |
653 |
You still want to monkey around? |
1.3611 |
0.06651 |
72 |
49 |
20 |
3 |
654 |
I'm thinking we should go back to cats. |
1.3611 |
0.07215 |
72 |
51 |
16 |
5 |
655 |
Have you traced your family tree back far enough now? |
1.3611 |
0.06939 |
72 |
50 |
18 |
4 |
656 |
They were supposed to come with a barrel. |
1.3600 |
0.07263 |
75 |
54 |
15 |
6 |
657 |
Can I interest you in a banana? |
1.3600 |
0.07507 |
75 |
55 |
13 |
7 |
658 |
It was your idea to host the Presidential debate. |
1.3600 |
0.07011 |
75 |
53 |
17 |
5 |
659 |
I told ancestry.com to unearth all leads. |
1.3600 |
0.07507 |
75 |
55 |
13 |
7 |
660 |
They're distant relatives. |
1.3600 |
0.07011 |
75 |
53 |
17 |
5 |
661 |
I can only return them in the original packaging and you threw out the barrel. |
1.3600 |
0.06749 |
75 |
52 |
19 |
4 |
662 |
I got them so your family won't stay long. |
1.3600 |
0.06749 |
75 |
52 |
19 |
4 |
663 |
They were more fun in the barrel. |
1.3600 |
0.07011 |
75 |
53 |
17 |
5 |
664 |
You left the barrel open again. |
1.3600 |
0.07011 |
75 |
53 |
17 |
5 |
665 |
I've never seen Coco like any of my dates before. |
1.3600 |
0.07507 |
75 |
55 |
13 |
7 |
666 |
How was I supposed to know that the barrel was sold separately? |
1.3600 |
0.06749 |
75 |
52 |
19 |
4 |
667 |
Did you eat the last banana? |
1.3600 |
0.07744 |
75 |
56 |
11 |
8 |
668 |
Did you remember to buy bananas? |
1.3600 |
0.06192 |
75 |
50 |
23 |
2 |
669 |
You're in denial about the monkey business going on around here. |
1.3600 |
0.06749 |
75 |
52 |
19 |
4 |
670 |
You weren't clear when you said that you were up for some monkey business. |
1.3596 |
0.06032 |
89 |
61 |
24 |
4 |
671 |
Remind me why we nixed the goldfish? |
1.3594 |
0.07509 |
64 |
45 |
15 |
4 |
672 |
Maybe it's time we had the monkey conversation. |
1.3590 |
0.07061 |
78 |
56 |
16 |
6 |
673 |
You'll be glad to know my term as president of the Jane Goodall Fan Club ends tomorrow. |
1.3590 |
0.06822 |
78 |
55 |
18 |
5 |
674 |
I think they're probably more fun in a barrel. |
1.3590 |
0.06573 |
78 |
54 |
20 |
4 |
675 |
I brought some work home from the zoo. |
1.3590 |
0.07293 |
78 |
57 |
14 |
7 |
676 |
One more and we'll be a Bruce Willis movie. |
1.3590 |
0.07293 |
78 |
57 |
14 |
7 |
677 |
The minimum purchase was eleven to qualify for the free shipping. I think they like you. |
1.3590 |
0.06315 |
78 |
53 |
22 |
3 |
678 |
I prefer the 800 pound gorilla. |
1.3590 |
0.06573 |
78 |
54 |
20 |
4 |
679 |
Just be nice. We never get invited to Jane Goodall's parties. |
1.3590 |
0.06315 |
78 |
53 |
22 |
3 |
680 |
You never said you were allergic. |
1.3590 |
0.07293 |
78 |
57 |
14 |
7 |
681 |
See if you can identify the 'real' Curious George...... |
1.3590 |
0.07737 |
78 |
59 |
10 |
9 |
682 |
I'll never make a bet with a zookeeper again. |
1.3590 |
0.07293 |
78 |
57 |
14 |
7 |
683 |
Are you sure you didn't eat the last banana? |
1.3590 |
0.06573 |
78 |
54 |
20 |
4 |
684 |
You wanted persimmons? I thought you said "pert simians". |
1.3590 |
0.06573 |
78 |
54 |
20 |
4 |
685 |
I thought I was ordering 'The Monkees: The Complete Series'. |
1.3590 |
0.06822 |
78 |
55 |
18 |
5 |
686 |
Maybe you should have asked a few questions before offering to pet sit. |
1.3590 |
0.06315 |
78 |
53 |
22 |
3 |
687 |
I Googled "fun" and this is what I got. |
1.3580 |
0.06409 |
81 |
56 |
21 |
4 |
688 |
You told them to get off the bed. |
1.3580 |
0.07095 |
81 |
59 |
15 |
7 |
689 |
I told you not to throw the barrel away after you opened it. |
1.3571 |
0.07347 |
70 |
50 |
15 |
5 |
690 |
I never said they all looked like your Aunt Martha. |
1.3571 |
0.08615 |
56 |
41 |
10 |
5 |
691 |
I'm thinking about getting out of the monkey business. |
1.3571 |
0.07060 |
70 |
49 |
17 |
4 |
692 |
Your profile did say you like animals |
1.3564 |
0.05901 |
101 |
71 |
24 |
6 |
693 |
my relatives?? I thought they were yours |
1.3562 |
0.06861 |
73 |
51 |
18 |
4 |
694 |
They'll settle down once I get the typewriters' |
1.3562 |
0.07648 |
73 |
54 |
12 |
7 |
695 |
I guess I forgot to mention them on my eHarmony profile. |
1.3562 |
0.06861 |
73 |
51 |
18 |
4 |
696 |
When does our subscription run out? |
1.3562 |
0.06861 |
73 |
51 |
18 |
4 |
697 |
It will be worth it come tax time. |
1.3562 |
0.08130 |
73 |
56 |
8 |
9 |
698 |
What time did Jane say she was coming by to pick them up? |
1.3553 |
0.07183 |
76 |
55 |
15 |
6 |
699 |
We're going to need more typewriters. |
1.3553 |
0.07183 |
76 |
55 |
15 |
6 |
700 |
So how long have you been on Match.com? |
1.3553 |
0.07423 |
76 |
56 |
13 |
7 |
701 |
This is the last time we volunteer to babysit during the organ grinders convention. |
1.3553 |
0.06934 |
76 |
54 |
17 |
5 |
702 |
I'm thinking of getting a barrel full of something else. |
1.3553 |
0.07183 |
76 |
55 |
15 |
6 |
703 |
Do I even want to know where the twelfth monkey is...? |
1.3553 |
0.06128 |
76 |
51 |
23 |
2 |
704 |
Do you suppose "More fun than....." might have been meant in sarcasm? |
1.3553 |
0.07183 |
76 |
55 |
15 |
6 |
705 |
He says it's your turn. He was in the middle last time. |
1.3553 |
0.07423 |
76 |
56 |
13 |
7 |
706 |
I hate to say 'I said so' but I did warn you about drinking and shopping on Amazon. |
1.3553 |
0.07183 |
76 |
55 |
15 |
6 |
707 |
You opened the barrel in my bathroom didn't you? |
1.3553 |
0.06676 |
76 |
53 |
19 |
4 |
708 |
Maybe you should go on your meds again. |
1.3544 |
0.07215 |
79 |
58 |
14 |
7 |
709 |
At least they aren't on your back. |
1.3544 |
0.06750 |
79 |
56 |
18 |
5 |
710 |
I warned you about using that ancestry website. |
1.3544 |
0.06505 |
79 |
55 |
20 |
4 |
711 |
I told you I was more fun than a barrel of monkeys. |
1.3540 |
0.05611 |
113 |
80 |
26 |
7 |
712 |
Do you think we've practiced enough to have real children now? |
1.3538 |
0.06367 |
65 |
43 |
21 |
1 |
713 |
You've got to think outside of the barrel... |
1.3538 |
0.07731 |
65 |
47 |
13 |
5 |
714 |
What made you think that they would be more fun out of the barrel? |
1.3529 |
0.07042 |
85 |
63 |
14 |
8 |
715 |
HAMLET? They haven't even started typing FIFTY SHADES OF GRAY! |
1.3529 |
0.07486 |
68 |
49 |
14 |
5 |
716 |
At least we won't have to pay for their college education. |
1.3521 |
0.06978 |
71 |
50 |
17 |
4 |
717 |
The Airbnb agreement isn't clear on that point. |
1.3521 |
0.07532 |
71 |
52 |
13 |
6 |
718 |
You said you want to thank my team of stock pickers in person. |
1.3521 |
0.06978 |
71 |
50 |
17 |
4 |
719 |
Too much fun? |
1.3521 |
0.08295 |
71 |
55 |
7 |
9 |
720 |
Remember yesterday when you did that Tarzan yell ? |
1.3521 |
0.07260 |
71 |
51 |
15 |
5 |
721 |
Looks like you'll be a monkey's aunt. |
1.3514 |
0.06215 |
74 |
50 |
22 |
2 |
722 |
Another order from Amazon...? |
1.3514 |
0.06506 |
74 |
51 |
20 |
3 |
723 |
Well look what the wind blew in from your family tree. |
1.3514 |
0.06506 |
74 |
51 |
20 |
3 |
724 |
But you said swinging might rejuvenate us! |
1.3514 |
0.07310 |
74 |
54 |
14 |
6 |
725 |
They say for every one you see there's ten more hiding in the walls. |
1.3514 |
0.07310 |
74 |
54 |
14 |
6 |
726 |
Are we having fun yet? |
1.3514 |
0.06784 |
74 |
52 |
18 |
4 |
727 |
I think they were more fun in the barrel. |
1.3506 |
0.07570 |
77 |
58 |
11 |
8 |
728 |
I wish we'd never gotten into this monkey business. |
1.3506 |
0.06605 |
77 |
54 |
19 |
4 |
729 |
Had a barrel of fun yet? |
1.3506 |
0.07570 |
77 |
58 |
11 |
8 |
730 |
I'm leaving you Frank. I'm really sick of your monkey business. |
1.3506 |
0.07104 |
77 |
56 |
15 |
6 |
731 |
I still think a giant flat screen TV would be more fun. |
1.3500 |
0.09164 |
40 |
28 |
10 |
2 |
732 |
I told you we should have kept the barrel. |
1.3500 |
0.07820 |
60 |
43 |
13 |
4 |
733 |
This is NOT what I thought you meant by a little monkeying around at your place! |
1.3500 |
0.06680 |
80 |
57 |
18 |
5 |
734 |
I hope you saved the receipt. And the barrel. |
1.3492 |
0.06848 |
63 |
43 |
18 |
2 |
735 |
YOU were the one who said to open the barrel. |
1.3492 |
0.07559 |
63 |
45 |
14 |
4 |
736 |
we must ask the cleaning service to send a different crew next time. |
1.3485 |
0.07931 |
66 |
49 |
11 |
6 |
737 |
So you just want to hang around the house tonight? |
1.3485 |
0.06994 |
66 |
46 |
17 |
3 |
738 |
You seem to be one monkey short of a barrel. |
1.3485 |
0.07320 |
66 |
47 |
15 |
4 |
739 |
What did you think I meant by monkey business? |
1.3485 |
0.06652 |
66 |
45 |
19 |
2 |
740 |
I think you're taking this paleo lifestyle a little too far. |
1.3485 |
0.07320 |
66 |
47 |
15 |
4 |
741 |
Well at least they're not on the bed anymore. |
1.3478 |
0.07394 |
69 |
50 |
14 |
5 |
742 |
It's not as much fun without the barrel. |
1.3478 |
0.07677 |
69 |
51 |
12 |
6 |
743 |
Fair’s fair. Next weekend my relatives visit. |
1.3478 |
0.07950 |
69 |
52 |
10 |
7 |
744 |
And then you would become their aunt. |
1.3478 |
0.06793 |
69 |
48 |
18 |
3 |
745 |
Bobo's missing. |
1.3478 |
0.07950 |
69 |
52 |
10 |
7 |
746 |
I refuse to be one of those crazy cat ladies |
1.3478 |
0.07394 |
69 |
50 |
14 |
5 |
747 |
Can we please just let them jump on the bed? |
1.3478 |
0.07677 |
69 |
51 |
12 |
6 |
748 |
It's no use - they're committed to Trump. |
1.3472 |
0.07701 |
72 |
54 |
11 |
7 |
749 |
I've had it up to here with your monkey business. |
1.3472 |
0.07443 |
72 |
53 |
13 |
6 |
750 |
Were you playing Jumanji? |
1.3472 |
0.06897 |
72 |
51 |
17 |
4 |
751 |
And that one I named Vidal Baboon. |
1.3467 |
0.07227 |
75 |
55 |
14 |
6 |
752 |
I wish we had never evolved. |
1.3467 |
0.06710 |
75 |
53 |
18 |
4 |
753 |
How was I supposed to know what was in the barrel?!' |
1.3467 |
0.07227 |
75 |
55 |
14 |
6 |
754 |
No wonder the rent is so cheap. |
1.3467 |
0.06710 |
75 |
53 |
18 |
4 |
755 |
You would have preferred kids? |
1.3467 |
0.06710 |
75 |
53 |
18 |
4 |
756 |
You've had your fun. Now put them back in the barrel. |
1.3467 |
0.06710 |
75 |
53 |
18 |
4 |
757 |
I told you not to shop for a pet at Costco. |
1.3467 |
0.06710 |
75 |
53 |
18 |
4 |
758 |
I'm sitting here wondering where we went wrong Irene. |
1.3467 |
0.07472 |
75 |
56 |
12 |
7 |
759 |
This is NOT what I meant when I said I wanted to monkey around! |
1.3467 |
0.07940 |
75 |
58 |
8 |
9 |
760 |
O.K. You win. Bring back your cats. |
1.3467 |
0.06973 |
75 |
54 |
16 |
5 |
761 |
This is the last time we host for Air BnB. |
1.3462 |
0.06276 |
78 |
54 |
21 |
3 |
762 |
I taught him that. |
1.3462 |
0.07260 |
78 |
58 |
13 |
7 |
763 |
Perhaps we should have met with the geneticist. |
1.3457 |
0.06840 |
81 |
59 |
16 |
6 |
764 |
Now imagine a two-year-old. |
1.3457 |
0.06611 |
81 |
58 |
18 |
5 |
765 |
I had my doubts about your infertility doctor. |
1.3456 |
0.05461 |
136 |
101 |
23 |
12 |
766 |
Imagine. What would Jane Goodall do? |
1.3438 |
0.07460 |
64 |
46 |
14 |
4 |
767 |
They're driving me bananas. |
1.3438 |
0.07785 |
64 |
47 |
12 |
5 |
768 |
I'm beginning to think you only married me for the monkeys. |
1.3433 |
0.06573 |
67 |
46 |
19 |
2 |
769 |
what else did you buy at the dollar store? |
1.3433 |
0.07535 |
67 |
49 |
13 |
5 |
770 |
The barrel looks much smaller on Amazon. |
1.3433 |
0.07535 |
67 |
49 |
13 |
5 |
771 |
I told you not to play jumangi. |
1.3433 |
0.07228 |
67 |
48 |
15 |
4 |
772 |
Maybe they're just fun in the barrel. |
1.3433 |
0.07829 |
67 |
50 |
11 |
6 |
773 |
They are not mine. They are my uncle's monkeys. |
1.3433 |
0.07535 |
67 |
49 |
13 |
5 |
774 |
Airbnb said it was a great place to monkey around. |
1.3433 |
0.07228 |
67 |
48 |
15 |
4 |
775 |
Are you sure you want children? |
1.3429 |
0.07583 |
70 |
52 |
12 |
6 |
776 |
At least the Joneses don't come by anymore. |
1.3429 |
0.06398 |
70 |
48 |
20 |
2 |
777 |
I just wish they weren't all such social climbers. |
1.3429 |
0.06066 |
70 |
47 |
22 |
1 |
778 |
What exactly did it say on the barrel? |
1.3429 |
0.07015 |
70 |
50 |
16 |
4 |
779 |
A premium shipment from Amazon. |
1.3429 |
0.07015 |
70 |
50 |
16 |
4 |
780 |
Well they were right: "Perfect pad for a little monkey business." |
1.3429 |
0.07583 |
70 |
52 |
12 |
6 |
781 |
I told you we would never get them back in the barrel. |
1.3429 |
0.07305 |
70 |
51 |
14 |
5 |
782 |
I swear I'll fix the lid on the barrel this weekend. |
1.3429 |
0.07015 |
70 |
50 |
16 |
4 |
783 |
I don't care what they want--I'm not watching Tarzan again |
1.3425 |
0.06819 |
73 |
52 |
17 |
4 |
784 |
Remember when a barrel of monkeys contained a dozen. |
1.3425 |
0.07356 |
73 |
54 |
13 |
6 |
785 |
Is it bedtime for Bonzos yet? |
1.3425 |
0.07092 |
73 |
53 |
15 |
5 |
786 |
I told you that genealogist was trouble. |
1.3425 |
0.07092 |
73 |
53 |
15 |
5 |
787 |
Pretty sure anything would be more fun than this. |
1.3425 |
0.07092 |
73 |
53 |
15 |
5 |
788 |
You forgot the typewriters. |
1.3425 |
0.07092 |
73 |
53 |
15 |
5 |
789 |
ancestry.com delivers! |
1.3425 |
0.07092 |
73 |
53 |
15 |
5 |
790 |
Just be thankful there isn't one on your back. |
1.3425 |
0.07856 |
73 |
56 |
9 |
8 |
791 |
They actually are more fun in the barrel. |
1.3425 |
0.06534 |
73 |
51 |
19 |
3 |
792 |
I forgot to buy bananas. |
1.3421 |
0.06637 |
76 |
54 |
18 |
4 |
793 |
I thought it was your turn to lock the barrel . |
1.3421 |
0.06896 |
76 |
55 |
16 |
5 |
794 |
I told you not to get rid of that barrel. |
1.3421 |
0.06637 |
76 |
54 |
18 |
4 |
795 |
So why aren't we having more fun? |
1.3421 |
0.06637 |
76 |
54 |
18 |
4 |
796 |
I asked you to order "The Hairy Ape" from Amazon -- not hairy apes from The Amazon! |
1.3418 |
0.06713 |
79 |
57 |
17 |
5 |
797 |
I thought the broker said it was a 'prime-rate habitat'. |
1.3418 |
0.07181 |
79 |
59 |
13 |
7 |
798 |
They typed all of Shakespeare. Now what? |
1.3418 |
0.06713 |
79 |
57 |
17 |
5 |
799 |
Not what I expected when you said you'd invite some distant relatives over for dinner |
1.3400 |
0.09735 |
50 |
39 |
5 |
6 |
800 |
I hate when we play Jumanji. |
1.3390 |
0.07875 |
59 |
43 |
12 |
4 |
801 |
Fine. They can jump on the bed. |
1.3387 |
0.08273 |
62 |
47 |
9 |
6 |
802 |
I thought we agreed to stop after the fifth one. |
1.3387 |
0.07251 |
62 |
44 |
15 |
3 |
803 |
Underscores the importance of the barrel. |
1.3385 |
0.07363 |
65 |
47 |
14 |
4 |
804 |
We shouldn't have fed them. |
1.3385 |
0.07363 |
65 |
47 |
14 |
4 |
805 |
Now all we need is an infinite number of typewriters. |
1.3385 |
0.07363 |
65 |
47 |
14 |
4 |
806 |
It was more fun when they were inside the barrel. |
1.3385 |
0.07363 |
65 |
47 |
14 |
4 |
807 |
How many more times are we willing to try for a girl? |
1.3385 |
0.07363 |
65 |
47 |
14 |
4 |
808 |
Patience. The typewriters will be here soon and we'll be on our way to a bestseller. |
1.3382 |
0.07440 |
68 |
50 |
13 |
5 |
809 |
That delivery of 100 typewriters is making more sense now. |
1.3382 |
0.07440 |
68 |
50 |
13 |
5 |
810 |
Are you sure they count as dependents? |
1.3382 |
0.06148 |
68 |
46 |
21 |
1 |
811 |
Have you any idea where the lid to that barrel is? |
1.3382 |
0.06825 |
68 |
48 |
17 |
3 |
812 |
I thought you said they were going to write the great American novel. |
1.3382 |
0.07730 |
68 |
51 |
11 |
6 |
813 |
Fine! We can discuss getting cable again. |
1.3382 |
0.07440 |
68 |
50 |
13 |
5 |
814 |
So this is what you meant when you asked me to come over and monkey around? |
1.3382 |
0.06495 |
68 |
47 |
19 |
2 |
815 |
He's not wrong; you could use some botox. |
1.3380 |
0.07491 |
71 |
53 |
12 |
6 |
816 |
Who says we never have fun anymore? |
1.3380 |
0.06326 |
71 |
49 |
20 |
2 |
817 |
They looked more fun in the barrel. |
1.3380 |
0.06933 |
71 |
51 |
16 |
4 |
818 |
Can I get you a banana? |
1.3380 |
0.06636 |
71 |
50 |
18 |
3 |
819 |
I don't care that they were cheaper by the barrel! |
1.3380 |
0.07217 |
71 |
52 |
14 |
5 |
820 |
I guess you really did hear something in the attic. |
1.3380 |
0.07217 |
71 |
52 |
14 |
5 |
821 |
Why couldn't you just like cats? |
1.3378 |
0.06462 |
74 |
52 |
19 |
3 |
822 |
Fine. You were right and I was wrong. |
1.3378 |
0.07521 |
74 |
56 |
11 |
7 |
823 |
Do we still have the barrel they came in? |
1.3378 |
0.06742 |
74 |
53 |
17 |
4 |
824 |
They must find it hard to believe we are their descendants. |
1.3378 |
0.07011 |
74 |
54 |
15 |
5 |
825 |
You said order something from Amazon. |
1.3377 |
0.06565 |
77 |
55 |
18 |
4 |
826 |
They got tired of jumping on the bed. |
1.3377 |
0.06820 |
77 |
56 |
16 |
5 |
827 |
Well at least we don't have to worry about college tuition |
1.3333 |
0.07907 |
69 |
53 |
9 |
7 |
828 |
I'll go get a typewriter. |
1.3333 |
0.07884 |
66 |
50 |
10 |
6 |
829 |
Well you're not always a barrel of laughs. |
1.3333 |
0.07348 |
69 |
51 |
13 |
5 |
830 |
I told you to never ever open the barrel. |
1.3333 |
0.07583 |
66 |
49 |
12 |
5 |
831 |
Next time we get half a barrel! |
1.3333 |
0.06596 |
66 |
46 |
18 |
2 |
832 |
I suppose it's somewhere in the small print that the fun only happens in the barrel. |
1.3333 |
0.07132 |
72 |
53 |
14 |
5 |
833 |
Nice floor lamp. |
1.3333 |
0.07348 |
69 |
51 |
13 |
5 |
834 |
Their numbers should thin out in the later debates. |
1.3333 |
0.07052 |
69 |
50 |
15 |
4 |
835 |
I didn't know that the barrel was so important. |
1.3333 |
0.07052 |
69 |
50 |
15 |
4 |
836 |
This really isn't as fun as I thought it would be. |
1.3333 |
0.06419 |
69 |
48 |
19 |
2 |
837 |
I wanted a dozen. |
1.3333 |
0.07583 |
66 |
49 |
12 |
5 |
838 |
We're gonna need a bigger barrel. |
1.3333 |
0.07763 |
60 |
44 |
12 |
4 |
839 |
They're still less annoying than reality TV. |
1.3333 |
0.06419 |
69 |
48 |
19 |
2 |
840 |
It's your turn to take them to the park. |
1.3333 |
0.06419 |
69 |
48 |
19 |
2 |
841 |
We never should have shopped for a monkey at Costco's. |
1.3333 |
0.07633 |
69 |
52 |
11 |
6 |
842 |
Animal Lover was clearly stated in my profile. |
1.3333 |
0.06233 |
66 |
45 |
20 |
1 |
843 |
I thought your family was leaving today. |
1.3333 |
0.07583 |
66 |
49 |
12 |
5 |
844 |
You left the top off the barrell again? |
1.3333 |
0.07156 |
63 |
45 |
15 |
3 |
845 |
I hope you kept the barrel and the receipt. |
1.3333 |
0.06255 |
72 |
50 |
20 |
2 |
846 |
We're going to need a bigger barrel. |
1.3333 |
0.07052 |
69 |
50 |
15 |
4 |
847 |
With this new cloning technique there's no way they can deny me tenure. |
1.3333 |
0.07912 |
72 |
56 |
8 |
8 |
848 |
Do we still have that old typewriter? |
1.3333 |
0.06560 |
72 |
51 |
18 |
3 |
849 |
Which one do you think will write a novel? |
1.3333 |
0.07051 |
84 |
64 |
12 |
8 |
850 |
When you said some distant relatives would be swinging by you weren't kidding were you? |
1.3333 |
0.07132 |
72 |
53 |
14 |
5 |
851 |
May I remind you that you insisted on a natural solution to our bed bug problem? |
1.3333 |
0.07583 |
66 |
49 |
12 |
5 |
852 |
We're also out of diapers...just saying. |
1.3333 |
0.07839 |
63 |
47 |
11 |
5 |
853 |
Now you know how I felt about your cats. |
1.3333 |
0.07505 |
63 |
46 |
13 |
4 |
854 |
You were the one who didn't want to have children. |
1.3333 |
0.07583 |
66 |
49 |
12 |
5 |
855 |
It just seemed so much more romantic when Jane Goodall did it. |
1.3333 |
0.06596 |
66 |
46 |
18 |
2 |
856 |
This isn't is fun as the barrel suggested. |
1.3333 |
0.07390 |
60 |
43 |
14 |
3 |
857 |
If you don't keep them in the room with the typewriters your novel will never get written. |
1.3333 |
0.07348 |
69 |
51 |
13 |
5 |
858 |
Any chance we can get them back into the barrel? |
1.3333 |
0.06743 |
69 |
49 |
17 |
3 |
859 |
Say goodbye to empty nest syndrome. |
1.3333 |
0.07132 |
72 |
53 |
14 |
5 |
860 |
HARD TO BELIEVE THAT ONE OF THEM WILL BE THE GOP NOMINEE |
1.3333 |
0.07583 |
66 |
49 |
12 |
5 |
861 |
I didn't lie. I said I had roommates. |
1.3333 |
0.06078 |
69 |
47 |
21 |
1 |
862 |
So now you can tell your friends we're an interesting couple. |
1.3333 |
0.06255 |
72 |
50 |
20 |
2 |
863 |
But we don't need an infinite number if we just want to win the caption contest. |
1.3289 |
0.07105 |
76 |
57 |
13 |
6 |
864 |
But you were Tarzan last time. |
1.3289 |
0.07105 |
76 |
57 |
13 |
6 |
865 |
You had to get the "Tropical Banana" Febreze. |
1.3288 |
0.07048 |
73 |
54 |
14 |
5 |
866 |
At least it's rent controlled. |
1.3288 |
0.06486 |
73 |
52 |
18 |
3 |
867 |
Would you have preferred pipers piping? |
1.3288 |
0.06773 |
73 |
53 |
16 |
4 |
868 |
It's less fun when you let them out of the barrel. |
1.3288 |
0.07816 |
73 |
57 |
8 |
8 |
869 |
Did JoJo monkey around with the 3D printer again? |
1.3288 |
0.06773 |
73 |
53 |
16 |
4 |
870 |
I liked them better in a barrel. |
1.3286 |
0.06009 |
70 |
48 |
21 |
1 |
871 |
If you clone it You own it |
1.3286 |
0.06967 |
70 |
51 |
15 |
4 |
872 |
They have nothing to do since they finally finished typing all of Shakespeare. |
1.3286 |
0.07808 |
70 |
54 |
9 |
7 |
873 |
I told you we should save the barrel. |
1.3286 |
0.07538 |
70 |
53 |
11 |
6 |
874 |
What sort of swingers' party is this? |
1.3286 |
0.07808 |
70 |
54 |
9 |
7 |
875 |
I think I'd have preferred grandchildren. |
1.3286 |
0.06967 |
70 |
51 |
15 |
4 |
876 |
This is the best I could do. The eleven ladies dancing wanted minimum wage. |
1.3286 |
0.07258 |
70 |
52 |
13 |
5 |
877 |
I've had just about enough of your monkey business. |
1.3286 |
0.07808 |
70 |
54 |
9 |
7 |
878 |
Let's get them all registered to vote. |
1.3286 |
0.07258 |
70 |
52 |
13 |
5 |
879 |
Banana daiquiris can do that. |
1.3286 |
0.06663 |
70 |
50 |
17 |
3 |
880 |
Which is your favorite? |
1.3284 |
0.07485 |
67 |
50 |
12 |
5 |
881 |
Is this a precursor to the Republican Convention? |
1.3284 |
0.07177 |
67 |
49 |
14 |
4 |
882 |
I heard the guy in 3B has a lion issue. |
1.3284 |
0.06159 |
67 |
46 |
20 |
1 |
883 |
I ordered 12. We're one short. |
1.3284 |
0.07782 |
67 |
51 |
10 |
6 |
884 |
I'm starting to suspect I'm not the father. |
1.3284 |
0.07485 |
67 |
50 |
12 |
5 |
885 |
I still think it was more fun when they were in the barrel. |
1.3284 |
0.07485 |
67 |
50 |
12 |
5 |
886 |
Would it be more fun if they were IN the barrel? |
1.3284 |
0.06159 |
67 |
46 |
20 |
1 |
887 |
Have we started having more fun yet? |
1.3284 |
0.07177 |
67 |
49 |
14 |
4 |
888 |
You said you wanted to try a swingers party |
1.3284 |
0.07485 |
67 |
50 |
12 |
5 |
889 |
I told you I was an Uncle in our first date. |
1.3284 |
0.07485 |
67 |
50 |
12 |
5 |
890 |
Throw them out? They’re our closest relatives. |
1.3284 |
0.07177 |
67 |
49 |
14 |
4 |
891 |
It's your turn to look for the remote control. |
1.3284 |
0.06516 |
67 |
47 |
18 |
2 |
892 |
Do you think we can claim them as dependents? |
1.3284 |
0.06854 |
67 |
48 |
16 |
3 |
893 |
As I recall YOU were the one who said "How bad could a Trump presidency be?" |
1.3281 |
0.07405 |
64 |
47 |
13 |
4 |
894 |
I'm addicted to visual metaphors. |
1.3281 |
0.07405 |
64 |
47 |
13 |
4 |
895 |
What monkeys? |
1.3281 |
0.07733 |
64 |
48 |
11 |
5 |
896 |
They were cheaper by the barrel. |
1.3281 |
0.08047 |
64 |
49 |
9 |
6 |
897 |
Still think a trained monkey could do my job? |
1.3281 |
0.07405 |
64 |
47 |
13 |
4 |
898 |
You and your monkey of the month club! |
1.3281 |
0.07062 |
64 |
46 |
15 |
3 |
899 |
We should have got just two gay monkies. |
1.3281 |
0.07733 |
64 |
48 |
11 |
5 |
900 |
When will those typewriters be delivered? |
1.3281 |
0.07405 |
64 |
47 |
13 |
4 |
901 |
So what if NASA doesn't need them anymore! |
1.3281 |
0.06702 |
64 |
45 |
17 |
2 |
902 |
I guess we're getting a little old for the monkey business. |
1.3281 |
0.07062 |
64 |
46 |
15 |
3 |
903 |
Didn't we say eight o'clock bedtime? |
1.3281 |
0.06702 |
64 |
45 |
17 |
2 |
904 |
So you live with your mom? |
1.3281 |
0.07405 |
64 |
47 |
13 |
4 |
905 |
I wonder why we never have any visitors. |
1.3281 |
0.07405 |
64 |
47 |
13 |
4 |
906 |
Why do we keep using the same adoption agency? |
1.3279 |
0.07288 |
61 |
44 |
14 |
3 |
907 |
So these are all your nephews? |
1.3279 |
0.08003 |
61 |
46 |
10 |
5 |
908 |
I liked it better when you collected stamps. |
1.3279 |
0.07288 |
61 |
44 |
14 |
3 |
909 |
This is the free gift from the World Wildlife Fund for our contribution? |
1.3273 |
0.07365 |
55 |
39 |
14 |
2 |
910 |
They're taking a break from writing. |
1.3269 |
0.08110 |
52 |
38 |
11 |
3 |
911 |
I thought we were adopting them over there. |
1.3253 |
0.06206 |
83 |
60 |
19 |
4 |
912 |
So you're actually having 'less' fun? |
1.3250 |
0.06358 |
80 |
58 |
18 |
4 |
913 |
My relatives? I thought they were your relatives. |
1.3243 |
0.06117 |
74 |
52 |
20 |
2 |
914 |
You get one free when you order 10. |
1.3243 |
0.06413 |
74 |
53 |
18 |
3 |
915 |
You forgot to bring home the typewriters |
1.3243 |
0.06695 |
74 |
54 |
16 |
4 |
916 |
But Jane Goodall went to their home. |
1.3239 |
0.06585 |
71 |
51 |
17 |
3 |
917 |
It's the latest thing in personal grooming. |
1.3239 |
0.06272 |
71 |
50 |
19 |
2 |
918 |
I thought we originally ordered two males. |
1.3239 |
0.07170 |
71 |
53 |
13 |
5 |
919 |
The odds on that whole Shakespeare thing were never good. |
1.3239 |
0.07445 |
71 |
54 |
11 |
6 |
920 |
But can't we just be glad I'm not a "cat lady?" |
1.3235 |
0.07087 |
68 |
50 |
14 |
4 |
921 |
Don't look at me. You're the one who said they had to stop jumping on the bed. |
1.3235 |
0.07087 |
68 |
50 |
14 |
4 |
922 |
Enough fun. Put them back in the barrel. |
1.3235 |
0.06438 |
68 |
48 |
18 |
2 |
923 |
This wasn't what I meant when I suggested monkey business. |
1.3235 |
0.06770 |
68 |
49 |
16 |
3 |
924 |
Well at least they are not jumping on the bed. |
1.3235 |
0.06770 |
68 |
49 |
16 |
3 |
925 |
I'm sure it will be fun once the barrel arrives. |
1.3235 |
0.07087 |
68 |
50 |
14 |
4 |
926 |
So this is what you mean by "monkeying around." |
1.3235 |
0.07390 |
68 |
51 |
12 |
5 |
927 |
I told you we shouldn't have cut down the rainforest in the backyard. |
1.3235 |
0.05772 |
102 |
75 |
21 |
6 |
928 |
Can't you be pleasant? My family visits just once a year. |
1.3235 |
0.07390 |
68 |
51 |
12 |
5 |
929 |
You'll never guess what business i'm in. |
1.3235 |
0.07962 |
68 |
53 |
8 |
7 |
930 |
Ten of them are highly specialized helper monkies- the one pooping from the ceiling is just your standard monkey. |
1.3235 |
0.07087 |
68 |
50 |
14 |
4 |
931 |
Getting them back in the barrel- that'll be fun. |
1.3235 |
0.07087 |
68 |
50 |
14 |
4 |
932 |
He thinks you should smile more often. |
1.3231 |
0.07308 |
65 |
48 |
13 |
4 |
933 |
This isn't what I meant when I said I missed the patter of little feet. |
1.3231 |
0.06617 |
65 |
46 |
17 |
2 |
934 |
This really isn't that fun. |
1.3231 |
0.07938 |
65 |
50 |
9 |
6 |
935 |
At what point do you think our marriage took a wrong turn? |
1.3231 |
0.06971 |
65 |
47 |
15 |
3 |
936 |
I should have ordered the typewriters first. |
1.3231 |
0.07308 |
65 |
48 |
13 |
4 |
937 |
This isn't as much fun without the barrel. |
1.3226 |
0.07891 |
62 |
47 |
10 |
5 |
938 |
The barrel company called... They want their monkeys back |
1.3226 |
0.07189 |
62 |
45 |
14 |
3 |
939 |
What do you mean? You made a great cat lady. |
1.3226 |
0.07891 |
62 |
47 |
10 |
5 |
940 |
Still not enough fun for you? |
1.3226 |
0.07891 |
62 |
47 |
10 |
5 |
941 |
They come free when you join Amazon Prime. |
1.3226 |
0.07548 |
62 |
46 |
12 |
4 |
942 |
The warning label specifically said "Don't add water" |
1.3226 |
0.07548 |
62 |
46 |
12 |
4 |
943 |
Yes I would rather be an empty nester. |
1.3226 |
0.06812 |
62 |
44 |
16 |
2 |
944 |
Your monkeys escaped the typewriter room again. |
1.3220 |
0.07812 |
59 |
44 |
11 |
4 |
945 |
Babysitter late again? |
1.3220 |
0.06594 |
59 |
41 |
17 |
1 |
946 |
What could possibly be more fun than this? |
1.3220 |
0.07428 |
59 |
43 |
13 |
3 |
947 |
Do you still idolize Jane Goodall and Dian Fossey? |
1.3220 |
0.07428 |
59 |
43 |
13 |
3 |
948 |
I hope we saved the barrel. |
1.3214 |
0.08101 |
56 |
42 |
10 |
4 |
949 |
At least there are no more monkeys jumping on the bed. |
1.3214 |
0.08101 |
56 |
42 |
10 |
4 |
950 |
I think our hosts are hinting it's time to go. |
1.3205 |
0.05911 |
78 |
55 |
21 |
2 |
951 |
OK. I'll put them back in the barrel. |
1.3200 |
0.06620 |
75 |
55 |
16 |
4 |
952 |
You should have seen what the other class mom took home. |
1.3194 |
0.07355 |
72 |
55 |
11 |
6 |
953 |
I said I didn't want to play Jumanji |
1.3194 |
0.07355 |
72 |
55 |
11 |
6 |
954 |
It's surprising how many a barrel actually contains. |
1.3194 |
0.06508 |
72 |
52 |
17 |
3 |
955 |
Apparently getting them back in the barrel is inversely proportional to letting them out. |
1.3188 |
0.07297 |
69 |
52 |
12 |
5 |
956 |
You are more fun. |
1.3188 |
0.06999 |
69 |
51 |
14 |
4 |
957 |
I liked it better when you took in stray cats. |
1.3188 |
0.07297 |
69 |
52 |
12 |
5 |
958 |
I've had enough fun. Time to put them back into the barrel. |
1.3188 |
0.07584 |
69 |
53 |
10 |
6 |
959 |
You had to buy the big yellow hat. |
1.3188 |
0.07297 |
69 |
52 |
12 |
5 |
960 |
They're thorough and don't use pesticides. |
1.3188 |
0.06361 |
69 |
49 |
18 |
2 |
961 |
Well...are we having fun yet? |
1.3188 |
0.06999 |
69 |
51 |
14 |
4 |
962 |
If you had kept the barrel we could have returned them. |
1.3182 |
0.05777 |
66 |
45 |
21 |
0 |
963 |
I told you we'd get weirdos if you listed on AirBnB. |
1.3182 |
0.06535 |
66 |
47 |
17 |
2 |
964 |
Do you know if Airbnb allows a zero star rating? |
1.3182 |
0.07529 |
66 |
50 |
11 |
5 |
965 |
You swore you weren't going to fight for custody. |
1.3182 |
0.07529 |
66 |
50 |
11 |
5 |
966 |
I did say "I'll be a monkey's uncle!" but I didn't mean it literally. |
1.3182 |
0.07832 |
66 |
51 |
9 |
6 |
967 |
I think we should we have stopped trying after the 10th |
1.3182 |
0.07832 |
66 |
51 |
9 |
6 |
968 |
O.K. where is the barrel and where is the fun? |
1.3182 |
0.05155 |
110 |
79 |
27 |
4 |
969 |
They were more fun before we let them out of the barrel. |
1.3182 |
0.07529 |
66 |
50 |
11 |
5 |
970 |
Stop worrying. I'm sure the coop board will understand that they are emotional support monkeys. |
1.3182 |
0.06882 |
66 |
48 |
15 |
3 |
971 |
Be patient. Eventually they're going to type the complete works of William Shakespeare. |
1.3175 |
0.07093 |
63 |
46 |
14 |
3 |
972 |
Like I said ... not my circus not my monkeys. |
1.3175 |
0.08104 |
63 |
49 |
8 |
6 |
973 |
You look like you don't feel like monkeying around. |
1.3175 |
0.07781 |
63 |
48 |
10 |
5 |
974 |
I specifically told the genie I was speaking metaphorically! |
1.3175 |
0.07445 |
63 |
47 |
12 |
4 |
975 |
Good news! Today we should finally get that shipment of typewriters in. |
1.3175 |
0.07445 |
63 |
47 |
12 |
4 |
976 |
You said you wanted to be expertly groomed. |
1.3175 |
0.07093 |
63 |
46 |
14 |
3 |
977 |
We should have kept the barrel. |
1.3175 |
0.07093 |
63 |
46 |
14 |
3 |
978 |
Maybe this would be more fun if they stayed in the barrel. |
1.3175 |
0.07781 |
63 |
48 |
10 |
5 |
979 |
Did we have to buy the whole barrel? |
1.3175 |
0.07781 |
63 |
48 |
10 |
5 |
980 |
This is not what the therapist meant when she said we should do more monkeying around. |
1.3175 |
0.07445 |
63 |
47 |
12 |
4 |
981 |
Where's a barrel when you need one? |
1.3175 |
0.08104 |
63 |
49 |
8 |
6 |
982 |
Get the barrel. |
1.3175 |
0.07445 |
63 |
47 |
12 |
4 |
983 |
Maybe playing Jumanji wasn't such a good idea. |
1.3175 |
0.06722 |
63 |
45 |
16 |
2 |
984 |
When I said ""Let's have your family over."" I didn't mean the ancestors. |
1.3175 |
0.07781 |
63 |
48 |
10 |
5 |
985 |
This is not what I meant by monkey business |
1.3175 |
0.07445 |
63 |
47 |
12 |
4 |
986 |
At least we had a semblance of normalcy with the elephant. |
1.3175 |
0.06722 |
63 |
45 |
16 |
2 |
987 |
Maybe a barrel was too much... |
1.3171 |
0.06693 |
82 |
62 |
14 |
6 |
988 |
Ms. Jane Goodall said she's running a little late. |
1.3167 |
0.06506 |
60 |
42 |
17 |
1 |
989 |
So .... I take it no Shakespeare yet? |
1.3158 |
0.07149 |
57 |
41 |
14 |
2 |
990 |
And my mother thought you'd be a crazy cat lady. |
1.3158 |
0.08361 |
57 |
44 |
8 |
5 |
991 |
I said I wanted to monkey around ... not be around monkeys. |
1.3158 |
0.07575 |
57 |
42 |
12 |
3 |
992 |
Why the gloomy face? |
1.3158 |
0.06697 |
57 |
40 |
16 |
1 |
993 |
How long does the survey last? |
1.3151 |
0.06433 |
73 |
53 |
17 |
3 |
994 |
Do you really think this will stop after the election? |
1.3148 |
0.08286 |
54 |
41 |
9 |
4 |
995 |
I hired them to write my book. |
1.3143 |
0.05296 |
105 |
76 |
25 |
4 |
996 |
You promised me they were both male. |
1.3143 |
0.05948 |
70 |
49 |
20 |
1 |
997 |
I told you we shouldn't host the Republican National Convention this year |
1.3143 |
0.07760 |
70 |
55 |
8 |
7 |
998 |
You said you liked the idea of us starting a little monkey business. |
1.3134 |
0.06454 |
67 |
48 |
17 |
2 |
999 |
I miss the TV. |
1.3134 |
0.07120 |
67 |
50 |
13 |
4 |
1000 |
Want to monkey around? |
1.3134 |
0.06454 |
67 |
48 |
17 |
2 |
1001 |
Apparently it's only fun with the barrel. |
1.3134 |
0.07729 |
67 |
52 |
9 |
6 |
1002 |
We should make a Vine. |
1.3134 |
0.06093 |
67 |
47 |
19 |
1 |
1003 |
They were cheaper by the dozen. |
1.3134 |
0.06795 |
67 |
49 |
15 |
3 |
1004 |
I think we have differing definitions of the term "monkey business. |
1.3134 |
0.07120 |
67 |
50 |
13 |
4 |
1005 |
Half a barrel might have been enough. |
1.3134 |
0.06795 |
67 |
49 |
15 |
3 |
1006 |
This isn't my idea of swinging. |
1.3134 |
0.06795 |
67 |
49 |
15 |
3 |
1007 |
I told you banana-scented shampoo was a bad idea. |
1.3134 |
0.06795 |
67 |
49 |
15 |
3 |
1008 |
This is definitely worse than the elephant in the room. |
1.3134 |
0.07120 |
67 |
50 |
13 |
4 |
1009 |
He's implying that hairstyle makes your face look too oval. |
1.3134 |
0.07120 |
67 |
50 |
13 |
4 |
1010 |
How much preening does a woman really need? |
1.3134 |
0.07729 |
67 |
52 |
9 |
6 |
1011 |
Who said a barrel of these would be fun? |
1.3134 |
0.07120 |
67 |
50 |
13 |
4 |
1012 |
I'm using the barrel for my wine making class. |
1.3125 |
0.06999 |
64 |
47 |
14 |
3 |
1013 |
You promised to marry me when monkeys flew out of......that place. |
1.3125 |
0.07992 |
64 |
50 |
8 |
6 |
1014 |
Now I know who stole my Viagra tablets. |
1.3125 |
0.07345 |
64 |
48 |
12 |
4 |
1015 |
They're never late with the rent. |
1.3125 |
0.07345 |
64 |
48 |
12 |
4 |
1016 |
I didn't mean "Roll out that Barrel" |
1.3125 |
0.06250 |
64 |
45 |
18 |
1 |
1017 |
Please smile. They have a monkey-back guarantee. |
1.3125 |
0.07675 |
64 |
49 |
10 |
5 |
1018 |
Of course it's a business. Does this look like dabbling to you? |
1.3125 |
0.07675 |
64 |
49 |
10 |
5 |
1019 |
It looks like they're really starting to get comfortable around you. |
1.3125 |
0.07345 |
64 |
48 |
12 |
4 |
1020 |
Just because they're our relatives doesn't mean we have to let them stay here. |
1.3125 |
0.07345 |
64 |
48 |
12 |
4 |
1021 |
Can I get you something to drink? |
1.3125 |
0.07345 |
64 |
48 |
12 |
4 |
1022 |
Alright dear--now which one looks the most electable? |
1.3125 |
0.07345 |
64 |
48 |
12 |
4 |
1023 |
How do we get them back in the barrel? |
1.3125 |
0.06999 |
64 |
47 |
14 |
3 |
1024 |
I thought the primaries were over. |
1.3125 |
0.07345 |
64 |
48 |
12 |
4 |
1025 |
There not as much fun without the barrel. |
1.3125 |
0.07675 |
64 |
49 |
10 |
5 |
1026 |
You tell them to leave. They're your family. |
1.3125 |
0.06999 |
64 |
47 |
14 |
3 |
1027 |
But we already HAVE the Complete Works of Shakespeare. |
1.3125 |
0.06999 |
64 |
47 |
14 |
3 |
1028 |
How many are supposed to come in a barrel? |
1.3125 |
0.07675 |
64 |
49 |
10 |
5 |
1029 |
Perhaps we should invest in a barrel. |
1.3125 |
0.07345 |
64 |
48 |
12 |
4 |
1030 |
Fine. YOU try to get them back in the barrel. |
1.3125 |
0.07345 |
64 |
48 |
12 |
4 |
1031 |
You said you wanted to know what my job is like. |
1.3125 |
0.06999 |
64 |
47 |
14 |
3 |
1032 |
Sometimes I think we'd be happier if we would just get used to being empty nesters. |
1.3125 |
0.06250 |
64 |
45 |
18 |
1 |
1033 |
Wait - there was a barrel? |
1.3125 |
0.07345 |
64 |
48 |
12 |
4 |
1034 |
I guess my monkey business has gotten out of hand. |
1.3125 |
0.06635 |
64 |
46 |
16 |
2 |
1035 |
I liked it better when you had cats. |
1.3125 |
0.06635 |
64 |
46 |
16 |
2 |
1036 |
We're going to have to buy a lot of typewriters |
1.3120 |
0.05133 |
125 |
93 |
25 |
7 |
1037 |
How many survey monkeys does it take to change a light bulb? |
1.3117 |
0.06732 |
77 |
58 |
14 |
5 |
1038 |
This is what happens when you tell them not to jump on the bed |
1.3115 |
0.07941 |
61 |
47 |
9 |
5 |
1039 |
I didn't know that we were hosting the RNC? |
1.3115 |
0.07590 |
61 |
46 |
11 |
4 |
1040 |
Would you like to spank my Monkey? |
1.3115 |
0.08278 |
61 |
48 |
7 |
6 |
1041 |
Why all the long faces? |
1.3115 |
0.07221 |
61 |
45 |
13 |
3 |
1042 |
More fun than this? |
1.3115 |
0.06832 |
61 |
44 |
15 |
2 |
1043 |
I told you that I didn't want any part of your monkey business. |
1.3115 |
0.07941 |
61 |
47 |
9 |
5 |
1044 |
Shall I inform Ancestry.com that we're not amused? |
1.3115 |
0.07590 |
61 |
46 |
11 |
4 |
1045 |
You're the one who said we should start saving monkey for retirement. |
1.3115 |
0.07221 |
61 |
45 |
13 |
3 |
1046 |
They ran out of barrels. |
1.3115 |
0.07590 |
61 |
46 |
11 |
4 |
1047 |
It was your idea to fill the empty nest. |
1.3115 |
0.07590 |
61 |
46 |
11 |
4 |
1048 |
It said 'rhesus' on the label." How should I know they weren't chocolates? |
1.3115 |
0.06832 |
61 |
44 |
15 |
2 |
1049 |
I was wrong. You are more fun than a barrel of monkeys. |
1.3115 |
0.07590 |
61 |
46 |
11 |
4 |
1050 |
How many other super delegates do you have. |
1.3115 |
0.07941 |
61 |
47 |
9 |
5 |
1051 |
At least Trump can't deport them. |
1.3115 |
0.07941 |
61 |
47 |
9 |
5 |
1052 |
I told you not to throw away the damn barrel. |
1.3108 |
0.06062 |
74 |
53 |
19 |
2 |
1053 |
Someone left the toilet seat up again. |
1.3103 |
0.07858 |
58 |
44 |
10 |
4 |
1054 |
You STILL want children? |
1.3103 |
0.08234 |
58 |
45 |
8 |
5 |
1055 |
Did you add bananas to the list? |
1.3103 |
0.07463 |
58 |
43 |
12 |
3 |
1056 |
They're not much fun once they're out of the barrel. |
1.3103 |
0.07463 |
58 |
43 |
12 |
3 |
1057 |
I just don't like the way our relationship has evolved. |
1.3103 |
0.08234 |
58 |
45 |
8 |
5 |
1058 |
I believe you were the one who said Airbnb would be a barrel of monkeys |
1.3099 |
0.06830 |
71 |
53 |
14 |
4 |
1059 |
So where's your brother with those typewriters? |
1.3089 |
0.05049 |
123 |
91 |
26 |
6 |
1060 |
Our HR team decided to make working from home more realistic! |
1.3088 |
0.07335 |
68 |
52 |
11 |
5 |
1061 |
You just couldn't be your average garden variety cat lady could you?!! |
1.3088 |
0.06710 |
68 |
50 |
15 |
3 |
1062 |
Why do none of them look like me? |
1.3088 |
0.07335 |
68 |
52 |
11 |
5 |
1063 |
I'm starting to think they were more fun *with* the barrel. |
1.3088 |
0.07335 |
68 |
52 |
11 |
5 |
1064 |
I'm sick of you and your monkey business. |
1.3088 |
0.06710 |
68 |
50 |
15 |
3 |
1065 |
I typed 11 instead of 1 on the Amazon order! |
1.3077 |
0.06907 |
65 |
48 |
14 |
3 |
1066 |
The barrel is on backorder. |
1.3077 |
0.06907 |
65 |
48 |
14 |
3 |
1067 |
I wonder if 11 monkeys typing for 11 seconds can say 'I want a divorce'. |
1.3077 |
0.06907 |
65 |
48 |
14 |
3 |
1068 |
Wanna play monkey in the middle? |
1.3077 |
0.06907 |
65 |
48 |
14 |
3 |
1069 |
You're the one who didn't want kids. |
1.3077 |
0.06907 |
65 |
48 |
14 |
3 |
1070 |
Now you know why I didn't want to host a caucus. |
1.3077 |
0.07247 |
65 |
49 |
12 |
4 |
1071 |
...they're distant cousins. |
1.3077 |
0.06463 |
52 |
36 |
16 |
0 |
1072 |
This isn't what I had in mind when I suggested we celebrate the Year of the Monkey. |
1.3077 |
0.06907 |
65 |
48 |
14 |
3 |
1073 |
I'm curious. Is it George? |
1.3077 |
0.06550 |
65 |
47 |
16 |
2 |
1074 |
I wish Jeremy held his organ grinder tryouts in the garage. |
1.3077 |
0.06190 |
91 |
69 |
16 |
6 |
1075 |
We're going to need more bananas. |
1.3077 |
0.06550 |
65 |
47 |
16 |
2 |
1076 |
Don't worry hone. You'll always be my Prime-mate. |
1.3077 |
0.07247 |
65 |
49 |
12 |
4 |
1077 |
I forgot to mention the family business. |
1.3077 |
0.06172 |
65 |
46 |
18 |
1 |
1078 |
Didn't I tell you to stop leaving the bananas out! |
1.3077 |
0.06907 |
65 |
48 |
14 |
3 |
1079 |
I think he's sizing up your cranial capacity. |
1.3077 |
0.06550 |
65 |
47 |
16 |
2 |
1080 |
You said they were cute in the pet store. |
1.3077 |
0.07247 |
65 |
49 |
12 |
4 |
1081 |
They were a highly rated Home Cleaning Business on Angie's List. |
1.3065 |
0.08159 |
62 |
49 |
7 |
6 |
1082 |
They're really more fun when they're still in the barrel. |
1.3065 |
0.07121 |
62 |
46 |
13 |
3 |
1083 |
So when will they get back to typing out the complete works of Shakespeare? |
1.3065 |
0.07828 |
62 |
48 |
9 |
5 |
1084 |
The struggles of living in the canopy layer of the concrete jungle. |
1.3065 |
0.08159 |
62 |
49 |
7 |
6 |
1085 |
The ad said they would turn into Sea Monkeys |
1.3065 |
0.07828 |
62 |
48 |
9 |
5 |
1086 |
I would be happier if Trump said he would build a wall and make the Zoo pay for it... |
1.3065 |
0.07483 |
62 |
47 |
11 |
4 |
1087 |
This isn't much fun. Maybe we should put them back in the barrel. |
1.3065 |
0.07483 |
62 |
47 |
11 |
4 |
1088 |
I think they like you. |
1.3065 |
0.06739 |
62 |
45 |
15 |
2 |
1089 |
We need typewriters. |
1.3065 |
0.07828 |
62 |
48 |
9 |
5 |
1090 |
Looks like they have missed the last train to Clarksville . |
1.3056 |
0.06452 |
72 |
53 |
16 |
3 |
1091 |
These are from the bottom of the barrel. |
1.3051 |
0.07354 |
59 |
44 |
12 |
3 |
1092 |
Inside the barrel was more fun. |
1.3051 |
0.07742 |
59 |
45 |
10 |
4 |
1093 |
Please tell me these are from the control group |
1.3051 |
0.07354 |
59 |
44 |
12 |
3 |
1094 |
Damn Vonnegut! |
1.3051 |
0.07742 |
59 |
45 |
10 |
4 |
1095 |
This is the last time we're babysitting for the organ grinder's convention |
1.3051 |
0.07354 |
59 |
44 |
12 |
3 |
1096 |
Are you sure we were supposed to take them out of the barrel? |
1.3051 |
0.07742 |
59 |
45 |
10 |
4 |
1097 |
It's still better than that last visit from your family. |
1.3051 |
0.07742 |
59 |
45 |
10 |
4 |
1098 |
At least they're no longer jumping on the bed. |
1.3051 |
0.07354 |
59 |
44 |
12 |
3 |
1099 |
The listing did say it was pet-friendly. |
1.3051 |
0.07354 |
59 |
44 |
12 |
3 |
1100 |
You didn't ell me your family was in town. |
1.3051 |
0.08463 |
59 |
47 |
6 |
6 |
1101 |
The crate was labelled Amazon. |
1.3051 |
0.07354 |
59 |
44 |
12 |
3 |
1102 |
Do you want to monkey around? |
1.3051 |
0.07354 |
59 |
44 |
12 |
3 |
1103 |
I think I like them better in the barrel. |
1.3051 |
0.07742 |
59 |
45 |
10 |
4 |
1104 |
Did you have a question? |
1.3043 |
0.07242 |
69 |
53 |
11 |
5 |
1105 |
Great — I finally get drawn into a New Yorker cartoon and it's with a bunch of monkeys. |
1.3043 |
0.07531 |
69 |
54 |
9 |
6 |
1106 |
Stan! Get the barrel! |
1.3043 |
0.08720 |
46 |
35 |
8 |
3 |
1107 |
I think you miscalculated on the number of monkeys to screw in that light bulb |
1.3043 |
0.06627 |
69 |
51 |
15 |
3 |
1108 |
They were more fun when we kept them in a barrel. |
1.3036 |
0.07611 |
56 |
42 |
11 |
3 |
1109 |
I told you we should keep the barrel. |
1.3036 |
0.08421 |
56 |
44 |
7 |
5 |
1110 |
They were on sale. |
1.3036 |
0.07171 |
56 |
41 |
13 |
2 |
1111 |
Your Tinder profile did say you liked pets. |
1.3036 |
0.07171 |
56 |
41 |
13 |
2 |
1112 |
They're less fun when you take them out of the barrel. |
1.3036 |
0.08026 |
56 |
43 |
9 |
4 |
1113 |
Did I mention my OrganGrinder. Com business ? |
1.3030 |
0.06467 |
66 |
48 |
16 |
2 |
1114 |
I gotta make sure the monkeys like you before we go steady. |
1.3030 |
0.06818 |
66 |
49 |
14 |
3 |
1115 |
What did you think would happen when you wouldn't let wouldn't let them jump on the bed anymore? |
1.3030 |
0.07151 |
66 |
50 |
12 |
4 |
1116 |
My theory is they are more fun out of the barrel. |
1.3030 |
0.06818 |
66 |
49 |
14 |
3 |
1117 |
I bought them to distract us from the election year. |
1.3030 |
0.06467 |
66 |
48 |
16 |
2 |
1118 |
I really had no idea what was in the barrel when I bid on it. |
1.3030 |
0.07151 |
66 |
50 |
12 |
4 |
1119 |
There were definitely 12 monkeys in the box. |
1.3019 |
0.07419 |
53 |
39 |
12 |
2 |
1120 |
I guess it's better than a barrel of junkies |
1.3019 |
0.07893 |
53 |
40 |
10 |
3 |
1121 |
I don't smell anything. |
1.3019 |
0.08340 |
53 |
41 |
8 |
4 |
1122 |
Didn’t it ever occur to you that George is too curious? |
1.3019 |
0.07893 |
53 |
40 |
10 |
3 |
1123 |
I told you to buy the small barrel. But no... |
1.3019 |
0.07893 |
53 |
40 |
10 |
3 |
1124 |
Maybe it'd be more fun if you'd paid the extra for the barrel. |
1.3019 |
0.07419 |
53 |
39 |
12 |
2 |
1125 |
What? I got them to quit jumping on the bed. |
1.3019 |
0.07893 |
53 |
40 |
10 |
3 |
1126 |
This wouldn't be a problem if you had picked up the typewriters. |
1.3016 |
0.06649 |
63 |
46 |
15 |
2 |
1127 |
Life was easier when we had cats. |
1.3016 |
0.07379 |
63 |
48 |
11 |
4 |
1128 |
Is that a new perfume you're wearing? |
1.3016 |
0.07379 |
63 |
48 |
11 |
4 |
1129 |
I had to return the barrel to get my deposit back. |
1.3016 |
0.07024 |
63 |
47 |
13 |
3 |
1130 |
What--only you can have friends over from the lab? |
1.3016 |
0.07379 |
63 |
48 |
11 |
4 |
1131 |
Do you always have to criticize my friends? |
1.3016 |
0.07379 |
63 |
48 |
11 |
4 |
1132 |
You knew I was an uncle when we met. |
1.3016 |
0.07379 |
63 |
48 |
11 |
4 |
1133 |
The barrel is in the shop for repairs. |
1.3016 |
0.06649 |
63 |
46 |
15 |
2 |
1134 |
At least six have dropped out of the race. |
1.3016 |
0.07718 |
63 |
49 |
9 |
5 |
1135 |
I told you we should have gotten her fixed |
1.3016 |
0.06649 |
63 |
46 |
15 |
2 |
1136 |
I guess this makes you a monkey's aunt. |
1.3016 |
0.07379 |
63 |
48 |
11 |
4 |
1137 |
You're the one who wanted to move to New Jersey. |
1.3016 |
0.07718 |
63 |
49 |
9 |
5 |
1138 |
I think that we should let them go back to jumping on the bed. |
1.3016 |
0.07718 |
63 |
49 |
9 |
5 |
1139 |
He likes you. |
1.3016 |
0.06649 |
63 |
46 |
15 |
2 |
1140 |
The lab called. They said you forgot one. |
1.3000 |
0.06211 |
90 |
69 |
15 |
6 |
1141 |
Nooo. Did YOU read the small print in the rental agreement? |
1.3000 |
0.05966 |
60 |
42 |
18 |
0 |
1142 |
I always bring them on dates. Is that a problem? |
1.3000 |
0.06848 |
60 |
44 |
14 |
2 |
1143 |
How long are your relatives staying? |
1.3000 |
0.07628 |
60 |
46 |
10 |
4 |
1144 |
You're right. They're not nearly as much fun when they're out of their barrel. |
1.3000 |
0.07435 |
70 |
55 |
9 |
6 |
1145 |
At what point do they take their cups to the sidewalk for us? |
1.3000 |
0.07249 |
60 |
45 |
12 |
3 |
1146 |
Good news today. The price of bananas is going down. |
1.3000 |
0.06848 |
60 |
44 |
14 |
2 |
1147 |
Did I fail to mention I have pets on my Match profile? |
1.3000 |
0.07990 |
60 |
47 |
8 |
5 |
1148 |
They've been working on the prequel to King Lear |
1.3000 |
0.06422 |
60 |
43 |
16 |
1 |
1149 |
As long as they aren't jumping on the bed. |
1.3000 |
0.07628 |
60 |
46 |
10 |
4 |
1150 |
I thought we'd just hang out for a change. |
1.3000 |
0.07249 |
60 |
45 |
12 |
3 |
1151 |
When does the barrel arrive? |
1.3000 |
0.07628 |
60 |
46 |
10 |
4 |
1152 |
Monkey business is my business. |
1.3000 |
0.07249 |
60 |
45 |
12 |
3 |
1153 |
The lab closed today. |
1.3000 |
0.07628 |
60 |
46 |
10 |
4 |
1154 |
Yes I’m disappointed; you know I wanted an even dozen. |
1.3000 |
0.07628 |
60 |
46 |
10 |
4 |
1155 |
Let's rescue dogs next time |
1.3000 |
0.07249 |
60 |
45 |
12 |
3 |
1156 |
They watched our kids last week. |
1.3000 |
0.07249 |
60 |
45 |
12 |
3 |
1157 |
You invite one and they bring the whole family. |
1.3000 |
0.07143 |
50 |
36 |
13 |
1 |
1158 |
You were kvetching about being an empty nester. |
1.3000 |
0.07249 |
60 |
45 |
12 |
3 |
1159 |
What do you think I meant when I said "Monkey Business?" |
1.3000 |
0.06848 |
60 |
44 |
14 |
2 |
1160 |
The doctor said no more monkeys on the bed. He didn't say anything about the living room. |
1.3000 |
0.07249 |
60 |
45 |
12 |
3 |
1161 |
And you said couples therapy would open a can of worms. |
1.3000 |
0.07249 |
60 |
45 |
12 |
3 |
1162 |
I thought you said no monkeying around on the first date ! |
1.2987 |
0.06421 |
77 |
58 |
15 |
4 |
1163 |
Did you have to open that barrel? |
1.2985 |
0.06730 |
67 |
50 |
14 |
3 |
1164 |
I wish you hadn't recycled the barrel. |
1.2982 |
0.07064 |
57 |
42 |
13 |
2 |
1165 |
Feel like a banana split? |
1.2982 |
0.06113 |
57 |
40 |
17 |
0 |
1166 |
No... it's your turn to give them their baths. |
1.2982 |
0.07902 |
57 |
44 |
9 |
4 |
1167 |
Okay men. Back on your typewriters. We've got a deadline to meet. |
1.2982 |
0.08289 |
57 |
45 |
7 |
5 |
1168 |
You won't believe the treatise on creationism they wrote when I gave them a typewriter! |
1.2982 |
0.07902 |
57 |
44 |
9 |
4 |
1169 |
Agreed: Less fun than a barrel of monkeys. |
1.2982 |
0.08289 |
57 |
45 |
7 |
5 |
1170 |
You know we only have place settings for eight. |
1.2982 |
0.07064 |
57 |
42 |
13 |
2 |
1171 |
At least you got it off your back. |
1.2969 |
0.06929 |
64 |
48 |
13 |
3 |
1172 |
Someone forgot to close the lid on the barrel again. |
1.2969 |
0.07612 |
64 |
50 |
9 |
5 |
1173 |
They are not as fun out of the barrel. |
1.2969 |
0.07612 |
64 |
50 |
9 |
5 |
1174 |
How long will your Mother and her Peace Corps friends be staying? |
1.2969 |
0.07612 |
64 |
50 |
9 |
5 |
1175 |
I told you we shouldn't have smoked after so many years |
1.2969 |
0.07612 |
64 |
50 |
9 |
5 |
1176 |
You had to invite the in-laws? |
1.2969 |
0.06172 |
64 |
46 |
17 |
1 |
1177 |
At least there isn't an elephant in the room. |
1.2969 |
0.07931 |
64 |
51 |
7 |
6 |
1178 |
At least they are not calling you the cat lady. |
1.2969 |
0.06929 |
64 |
48 |
13 |
3 |
1179 |
I thought we ordered a dozen. |
1.2969 |
0.07278 |
64 |
49 |
11 |
4 |
1180 |
Only a half-barrel? |
1.2969 |
0.06172 |
64 |
46 |
17 |
1 |
1181 |
I guess I took you too literally when you said you wanted to monkey around. |
1.2969 |
0.05756 |
64 |
45 |
19 |
0 |
1182 |
Now that we're alone... |
1.2969 |
0.07278 |
64 |
49 |
11 |
4 |
1183 |
I guess one barrel is enough. |
1.2969 |
0.06562 |
64 |
47 |
15 |
2 |
1184 |
I should have known "Free Barrel of Moneys" was probably a misprint. |
1.2951 |
0.06753 |
61 |
45 |
14 |
2 |
1185 |
What did you expect after I switched careers to organ grinding? |
1.2951 |
0.06753 |
61 |
45 |
14 |
2 |
1186 |
They'd probably be more fun if you'd left them in the barrel. |
1.2951 |
0.07518 |
61 |
47 |
10 |
4 |
1187 |
I threw out the barrel. |
1.2951 |
0.06335 |
61 |
44 |
16 |
1 |
1188 |
I told you we shouldn't have come to the Republican National Convention! |
1.2951 |
0.07873 |
61 |
48 |
8 |
5 |
1189 |
Must we do this family portrait thing every Christmas...? |
1.2951 |
0.07146 |
61 |
46 |
12 |
3 |
1190 |
I met them at a political focus group. |
1.2951 |
0.06753 |
61 |
45 |
14 |
2 |
1191 |
I can think of things more fun. |
1.2951 |
0.06753 |
61 |
45 |
14 |
2 |
1192 |
It's the first time that I wished you had lice. |
1.2951 |
0.07518 |
61 |
47 |
10 |
4 |
1193 |
I thought you were picking up the typewriters. |
1.2951 |
0.07146 |
61 |
46 |
12 |
3 |
1194 |
Would you care to join us in a spirited round of Banangrams? |
1.2951 |
0.07146 |
61 |
46 |
12 |
3 |
1195 |
What could be more fun than this? |
1.2951 |
0.07146 |
61 |
46 |
12 |
3 |
1196 |
We shouldn't have left the bananas out. |
1.2951 |
0.06753 |
61 |
45 |
14 |
2 |
1197 |
I promised George we would take care of them until he gets back. |
1.2951 |
0.06753 |
61 |
45 |
14 |
2 |
1198 |
Geez Larry I can't imagine why you don't have many second dates. |
1.2951 |
0.06335 |
61 |
44 |
16 |
1 |
1199 |
I'm telling you it's just a jungle out there. |
1.2951 |
0.06753 |
61 |
45 |
14 |
2 |
1200 |
It's the 100lbs of bananas in our bathroom that really annoys me. |
1.2951 |
0.06335 |
61 |
44 |
16 |
1 |
1201 |
At least we'll never have to worry about lice |
1.2951 |
0.07518 |
61 |
47 |
10 |
4 |
1202 |
I'm not the kind of guy who turns down a "buy three get seven free" deal. |
1.2951 |
0.07146 |
61 |
46 |
12 |
3 |
1203 |
Wait til you see what we're paying for bananas. |
1.2941 |
0.06645 |
68 |
51 |
14 |
3 |
1204 |
... But they're too busy singing To put anybody down. |
1.2941 |
0.07276 |
68 |
53 |
10 |
5 |
1205 |
Maybe you should just accept that it IS your circus and they are your monkeys. |
1.2931 |
0.07382 |
58 |
44 |
11 |
3 |
1206 |
You've found eleven new ways to annoy me. |
1.2931 |
0.07382 |
58 |
44 |
11 |
3 |
1207 |
Maybe they're more fun if they're inside the barrel. |
1.2931 |
0.08161 |
58 |
46 |
7 |
5 |
1208 |
I liked it better when I just had one on my back. |
1.2931 |
0.06511 |
58 |
42 |
15 |
1 |
1209 |
Do you think they were more fun in the barrel? |
1.2931 |
0.07781 |
58 |
45 |
9 |
4 |
1210 |
Free range monkeys are the next big thing. |
1.2931 |
0.06511 |
58 |
42 |
15 |
1 |
1211 |
Do you want to try a therapy dog next? |
1.2931 |
0.07781 |
58 |
45 |
9 |
4 |
1212 |
Because I refuse to be a crazy cat lady. |
1.2931 |
0.07781 |
58 |
45 |
9 |
4 |
1213 |
Dating profiles are intentionally vague. |
1.2931 |
0.06961 |
58 |
43 |
13 |
2 |
1214 |
What could be more fun? |
1.2931 |
0.06511 |
58 |
42 |
15 |
1 |
1215 |
Our definition of wild life differs. |
1.2931 |
0.06511 |
58 |
42 |
15 |
1 |
1216 |
You told me you didn't want them jumping on the bed. |
1.2931 |
0.06961 |
58 |
43 |
13 |
2 |
1217 |
I take back what I said. I love house cats. |
1.2931 |
0.06511 |
58 |
42 |
15 |
1 |
1218 |
And that's how I feel when your mother visits |
1.2931 |
0.07781 |
58 |
45 |
9 |
4 |
1219 |
I agree - they looked like a lot more fun when they were in the barrel. |
1.2931 |
0.07781 |
58 |
45 |
9 |
4 |
1220 |
I'd say George is no longer curious. |
1.2931 |
0.07382 |
58 |
44 |
11 |
3 |
1221 |
This wasn't what I had in mind when you said you wanted to monkey around |
1.2931 |
0.07382 |
58 |
44 |
11 |
3 |
1222 |
Your personal said you liked to monkey around. |
1.2931 |
0.06961 |
58 |
43 |
13 |
2 |
1223 |
I told you we need to build a wall and have Jane Goodall pay for it! |
1.2923 |
0.07507 |
65 |
51 |
9 |
5 |
1224 |
Why did you think that this would be fun? |
1.2917 |
0.07854 |
48 |
36 |
10 |
2 |
1225 |
Sorry. I used the barrel for recycling. |
1.2909 |
0.06703 |
55 |
40 |
14 |
1 |
1226 |
They're a lot less fun without the barrel. |
1.2909 |
0.07642 |
55 |
42 |
10 |
3 |
1227 |
I don't dispute that the banana bill has been higher lately. |
1.2909 |
0.06703 |
55 |
40 |
14 |
1 |
1228 |
How long did you say your cousins were planning to stay with us? |
1.2909 |
0.07188 |
55 |
41 |
12 |
2 |
1229 |
It was a typo: Seeking Groommates |
1.2909 |
0.08071 |
55 |
43 |
8 |
4 |
1230 |
Do you want to fool around? |
1.2909 |
0.08071 |
55 |
43 |
8 |
4 |
1231 |
Why did you have to put in the highest bid for the barrel at the zoo fund raiser? |
1.2909 |
0.07642 |
55 |
42 |
10 |
3 |
1232 |
The ancestry search did promise you would be in touch with your distant relatives. |
1.2903 |
0.07411 |
62 |
48 |
10 |
4 |
1233 |
I just have a broader definition of family obligation. |
1.2903 |
0.07411 |
62 |
48 |
10 |
4 |
1234 |
So you want me to put them back in the barrel? |
1.2903 |
0.07411 |
62 |
48 |
10 |
4 |
1235 |
Maybe they're the ones imagining us? |
1.2903 |
0.07411 |
62 |
48 |
10 |
4 |
1236 |
Don't look at me.The pet shop assured me we purchased two male monkeys. |
1.2903 |
0.06250 |
62 |
45 |
16 |
1 |
1237 |
Okay--the kids take after MY family. |
1.2903 |
0.06660 |
62 |
46 |
14 |
2 |
1238 |
I thought I was ordering sea monkeys. |
1.2903 |
0.07046 |
62 |
47 |
12 |
3 |
1239 |
I miss the Gorilla. |
1.2903 |
0.06250 |
62 |
45 |
16 |
1 |
1240 |
Maybe I should return the yellow cowboy hat. |
1.2903 |
0.06250 |
62 |
45 |
16 |
1 |
1241 |
I did recommend against taking an equity position in the circus. |
1.2899 |
0.07473 |
69 |
55 |
8 |
6 |
1242 |
Blame Darwin. |
1.2893 |
0.04758 |
121 |
90 |
27 |
4 |
1243 |
Actually half a barrel might be more fun. |
1.2889 |
0.08179 |
45 |
34 |
9 |
2 |
1244 |
Still think Jumanji was a good pick for game night Rick? |
1.2885 |
0.07929 |
52 |
40 |
9 |
3 |
1245 |
They got a rave review on SurveyMonkey. |
1.2881 |
0.07664 |
59 |
46 |
9 |
4 |
1246 |
I'm having a tough time deciding which one to keep. |
1.2881 |
0.07273 |
59 |
45 |
11 |
3 |
1247 |
Do you regret not having children? |
1.2881 |
0.07664 |
59 |
46 |
9 |
4 |
1248 |
I said Reeces... |
1.2881 |
0.07664 |
59 |
46 |
9 |
4 |
1249 |
If I'd gotten a dozen they would have come with a barrel. |
1.2881 |
0.07273 |
59 |
45 |
11 |
3 |
1250 |
We're out of bananas. |
1.2881 |
0.06860 |
59 |
44 |
13 |
2 |
1251 |
I thought it said barrel of whiskey. |
1.2881 |
0.06860 |
59 |
44 |
13 |
2 |
1252 |
Please stop saying "Well Ill be a monkeys uncle". |
1.2881 |
0.06419 |
59 |
43 |
15 |
1 |
1253 |
At least they've stopped jumping on the bed. |
1.2881 |
0.07664 |
59 |
46 |
9 |
4 |
1254 |
I see dead monkeys |
1.2881 |
0.07664 |
59 |
46 |
9 |
4 |
1255 |
Come on! How about a smile? |
1.2881 |
0.06860 |
59 |
44 |
13 |
2 |
1256 |
I just don't like having all of your family around all the time. |
1.2881 |
0.07273 |
59 |
45 |
11 |
3 |
1257 |
I think you're one monkey short of a barrel. |
1.2881 |
0.07664 |
59 |
46 |
9 |
4 |
1258 |
I told you not to recycle the big red plastic barrel. |
1.2881 |
0.07273 |
59 |
45 |
11 |
3 |
1259 |
You were right - almost anything is 'more fun than a barrel of monkeys'''.
40,12,0,I actually think this is more fun.
45,11,2,Which one is Henry "? |
1.2881 |
0.08037 |
59 |
47 |
7 |
5 |
1260 |
Maybe we should plant some trees. |
1.2881 |
0.07273 |
59 |
45 |
11 |
3 |
1261 |
You and your "more fun than a barrel of monkeys"! |
1.2881 |
0.07273 |
59 |
45 |
11 |
3 |
1262 |
At least they don't fly. |
1.2881 |
0.07664 |
59 |
46 |
9 |
4 |
1263 |
It feels like there's an elephant in the room. |
1.2881 |
0.08392 |
59 |
48 |
5 |
6 |
1264 |
You win Harold! I am sorry I said our was marriage was boring. |
1.2881 |
0.06419 |
59 |
43 |
15 |
1 |
1265 |
The box said 2 male monkeys? |
1.2881 |
0.07273 |
59 |
45 |
11 |
3 |
1266 |
Perhaps they'll be more fun if we get a barrel. |
1.2881 |
0.05947 |
59 |
42 |
17 |
0 |
1267 |
The reviews said they would be a barrel of fun. |
1.2881 |
0.08037 |
59 |
47 |
7 |
5 |
1268 |
I told you one was a male and one was female. |
1.2881 |
0.07273 |
59 |
45 |
11 |
3 |
1269 |
I'm surprised your E-Harmony profile made no mention of this. |
1.2881 |
0.08037 |
59 |
47 |
7 |
5 |
1270 |
I know you didn't like all the monkey business at the office but is working from home any better? |
1.2881 |
0.07664 |
59 |
46 |
9 |
4 |
1271 |
My Attenborough is plenty sexy. It's your Goodall that is spoiling the mood. |
1.2881 |
0.06860 |
59 |
44 |
13 |
2 |
1272 |
I suppose it's possible that the barrel itself is the fun part. |
1.2879 |
0.07406 |
66 |
52 |
9 |
5 |
1273 |
You're right. What we were doing before was more fun. |
1.2879 |
0.06392 |
66 |
49 |
15 |
2 |
1274 |
I thought I showed you how to put a condom on the banana.... |
1.2879 |
0.07084 |
66 |
51 |
11 |
4 |
1275 |
Now how many monkeys are jumping on the bed? |
1.2879 |
0.06392 |
66 |
49 |
15 |
2 |
1276 |
Surprise! |
1.2875 |
0.06212 |
80 |
61 |
15 |
4 |
1277 |
I run my monkey business from home. |
1.2857 |
0.07650 |
63 |
50 |
8 |
5 |
1278 |
Barrel Not Included |
1.2857 |
0.07143 |
49 |
36 |
12 |
1 |
1279 |
When I said I needed company I meant yours. |
1.2857 |
0.06948 |
63 |
48 |
12 |
3 |
1280 |
And you thought bed bugs were a problem. |
1.2857 |
0.07522 |
56 |
43 |
10 |
3 |
1281 |
I said Let's monkey around -Not bring your monkeys around |
1.2857 |
0.07522 |
56 |
43 |
10 |
3 |
1282 |
Wish you'd let me keep the barrel. It had a lid. |
1.2857 |
0.07307 |
63 |
49 |
10 |
4 |
1283 |
I'll be right back with the typewriters. |
1.2857 |
0.07078 |
56 |
42 |
12 |
2 |
1284 |
I prefer seeing the presidential primary debates on the TV. |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
1285 |
I'm guessing you are good with just the one barrel? |
1.2857 |
0.06948 |
63 |
48 |
12 |
3 |
1286 |
I clearly said I wanted a set of monkey 'wrenches' for my birthday. |
1.2857 |
0.07078 |
56 |
42 |
12 |
2 |
1287 |
Finally...no more monkeys jumping on the bed! |
1.2857 |
0.08341 |
56 |
45 |
6 |
5 |
1288 |
We just opened the barrel. Give it time. |
1.2857 |
0.07078 |
56 |
42 |
12 |
2 |
1289 |
Do you want to monkey around in another room? |
1.2857 |
0.08248 |
49 |
38 |
8 |
3 |
1290 |
Your Tinder profile did say that you really love animals. |
1.2857 |
0.07078 |
56 |
42 |
12 |
2 |
1291 |
I thought this would be more fun. |
1.2857 |
0.07522 |
56 |
43 |
10 |
3 |
1292 |
What's next...locusts? |
1.2857 |
0.07522 |
56 |
43 |
10 |
3 |
1293 |
I preferred empty nest syndrome. |
1.2857 |
0.07078 |
56 |
42 |
12 |
2 |
1294 |
I said open the barrel of wine! |
1.2836 |
0.06991 |
67 |
52 |
11 |
4 |
1295 |
You said you'd like a little monkeying-around. |
1.2833 |
0.06761 |
60 |
45 |
13 |
2 |
1296 |
Isn't that adorable? He's grooming you! |
1.2833 |
0.06330 |
60 |
44 |
15 |
1 |
1297 |
YES...! We have NO bananas! We have NO bananas... TODAY! |
1.2833 |
0.07551 |
60 |
47 |
9 |
4 |
1298 |
You'll feel better once you're deloused. |
1.2833 |
0.07167 |
60 |
46 |
11 |
3 |
1299 |
But the barrel was extra... |
1.2833 |
0.07167 |
60 |
46 |
11 |
3 |
1300 |
This is not funny. |
1.2833 |
0.07551 |
60 |
47 |
9 |
4 |
1301 |
I love these Theme Hotels! |
1.2833 |
0.06330 |
60 |
44 |
15 |
1 |
1302 |
Just fine. How was yours? |
1.2833 |
0.07551 |
60 |
47 |
9 |
4 |
1303 |
Oh how I long for the days when I only had a monkey on my back? |
1.2833 |
0.07551 |
60 |
47 |
9 |
4 |
1304 |
I told you they were more fun in the barrel. |
1.2833 |
0.07167 |
60 |
46 |
11 |
3 |
1305 |
I'm pretty sure they won't shed. |
1.2833 |
0.07167 |
60 |
46 |
11 |
3 |
1306 |
The barrel....do we still have the barrel? |
1.2833 |
0.06330 |
60 |
44 |
15 |
1 |
1307 |
The complete works of Shakespeare only took them about 15 minutes. |
1.2833 |
0.06761 |
60 |
45 |
13 |
2 |
1308 |
I’m sick of your monkey business. |
1.2833 |
0.07167 |
60 |
46 |
11 |
3 |
1309 |
This one specializes in cranial facial massage therapy - what do you think ? |
1.2833 |
0.07551 |
60 |
47 |
9 |
4 |
1310 |
I said no more monkey business. |
1.2833 |
0.07167 |
60 |
46 |
11 |
3 |
1311 |
The IVF clinic said there's a refund when they implant the wrong embryos. |
1.2833 |
0.08600 |
60 |
50 |
3 |
7 |
1312 |
And that's Mr. Wiggles. He's the shy one. |
1.2833 |
0.07167 |
60 |
46 |
11 |
3 |
1313 |
It was you who said we needed more monkey business in our marriage. |
1.2830 |
0.07797 |
53 |
41 |
9 |
3 |
1314 |
I told you Costco only sells them by the barrel. |
1.2830 |
0.08249 |
53 |
42 |
7 |
4 |
1315 |
He's the 'head' monkey. |
1.2830 |
0.06803 |
53 |
39 |
13 |
1 |
1316 |
They must have overheard me saying that you are going bananas. |
1.2830 |
0.07797 |
53 |
41 |
9 |
3 |
1317 |
They were offering triple miles. |
1.2830 |
0.06803 |
53 |
39 |
13 |
1 |
1318 |
The only problem with the plan was finding enough typewriters. |
1.2830 |
0.07797 |
53 |
41 |
9 |
3 |
1319 |
a dozen typewriters and then .....Broadway ! |
1.2826 |
0.07397 |
46 |
34 |
11 |
1 |
1320 |
It's more fun when they're in the barrel. |
1.2826 |
0.08024 |
46 |
35 |
9 |
2 |
1321 |
I must have accessed Survey Monkeys. |
1.2817 |
0.07284 |
71 |
57 |
8 |
6 |
1322 |
Is this what you meant by monkeying around? |
1.2817 |
0.06708 |
71 |
55 |
12 |
4 |
1323 |
And the barrel? How much was that? |
1.2812 |
0.07206 |
64 |
50 |
10 |
4 |
1324 |
Tell me again why you thought this was a good idea. |
1.2812 |
0.06052 |
96 |
76 |
13 |
7 |
1325 |
They said they were from your side of the family... |
1.2812 |
0.07206 |
64 |
50 |
10 |
4 |
1326 |
You're right; they're not as much fun without the barrel. |
1.2812 |
0.07206 |
64 |
50 |
10 |
4 |
1327 |
We never crated the dog. Why would we barrel these guys? |
1.2812 |
0.06481 |
64 |
48 |
14 |
2 |
1328 |
No! I'm not in the mood to monkey around. |
1.2807 |
0.07406 |
57 |
44 |
10 |
3 |
1329 |
I'm pretty sure I would have preferred the 800 pound gorilla. |
1.2807 |
0.07406 |
57 |
44 |
10 |
3 |
1330 |
He's always been the affectionate one. |
1.2807 |
0.07406 |
57 |
44 |
10 |
3 |
1331 |
Well don't blame me - half a barrel was all they had left |
1.2807 |
0.06970 |
57 |
43 |
12 |
2 |
1332 |
And you didn't believe I was an Uncle. |
1.2807 |
0.07818 |
57 |
45 |
8 |
4 |
1333 |
Twelve monkeys is not the answer." |
1.2807 |
0.08209 |
57 |
46 |
6 |
5 |
1334 |
Forget what the doctor says...go jump on the bed. |
1.2807 |
0.07406 |
57 |
44 |
10 |
3 |
1335 |
Jane Goodall and Birute Galdikas made it look so easy! |
1.2807 |
0.06970 |
57 |
43 |
12 |
2 |
1336 |
Guess we all swiped right. |
1.2807 |
0.07818 |
57 |
45 |
8 |
4 |
1337 |
I warned you the genealogy website would be problematic! |
1.2807 |
0.06505 |
57 |
42 |
14 |
1 |
1338 |
I guess a barrel of monkeys is not so fun after all. |
1.2807 |
0.06970 |
57 |
43 |
12 |
2 |
1339 |
The wicked witch of the upper west side. |
1.2807 |
0.08209 |
57 |
46 |
6 |
5 |
1340 |
The AirBNB listing doesn't say a word about them |
1.2807 |
0.06505 |
57 |
42 |
14 |
1 |
1341 |
Still trying to channel your inner Jane Goodall? |
1.2807 |
0.06970 |
57 |
43 |
12 |
2 |
1342 |
It was your idea to monkey around. |
1.2807 |
0.06505 |
57 |
42 |
14 |
1 |
1343 |
It's a lot less fun when you've evolved. |
1.2807 |
0.06970 |
57 |
43 |
12 |
2 |
1344 |
Can't we just go back to cats??? |
1.2807 |
0.05063 |
114 |
87 |
22 |
5 |
1345 |
I thought it said 'Barrel of Munchies'. |
1.2800 |
0.07581 |
50 |
38 |
10 |
2 |
1346 |
When I asked for the Complete Works of Shakespeare for my birthday this is not what I had in mind. |
1.2800 |
0.07581 |
50 |
38 |
10 |
2 |
1347 |
So when will we see that Shakespeare thing they are all supposed to be typing? |
1.2800 |
0.07022 |
50 |
37 |
12 |
1 |
1348 |
Finished your novel yet? |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1349 |
I'm not having fun. You're not having fun. Even They're not having fun. |
1.2794 |
0.06231 |
68 |
51 |
15 |
2 |
1350 |
I'm crowd sourcing the next great novel |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1351 |
My previous online dating experiences have not been that great. |
1.2787 |
0.06666 |
61 |
46 |
13 |
2 |
1352 |
This is why Trump wanted to build a fence around Africa. |
1.2787 |
0.07799 |
61 |
49 |
7 |
5 |
1353 |
Please don't misinterpret this as foreplay. |
1.2787 |
0.07441 |
61 |
48 |
9 |
4 |
1354 |
When will the the fun start? |
1.2787 |
0.06666 |
61 |
46 |
13 |
2 |
1355 |
Now if we could only find some typewriters. |
1.2787 |
0.07441 |
61 |
48 |
9 |
4 |
1356 |
I think we should just hang around today. |
1.2787 |
0.07441 |
61 |
48 |
9 |
4 |
1357 |
Please stop referring to my family as animals. |
1.2787 |
0.07799 |
61 |
49 |
7 |
5 |
1358 |
What did you think I meant when I said I was interested in a little monkey business? |
1.2787 |
0.07799 |
61 |
49 |
7 |
5 |
1359 |
It was more fun when we had the barrel. |
1.2784 |
0.05815 |
97 |
76 |
15 |
6 |
1360 |
The label on the barrel clearly said "do not open indoors!" |
1.2778 |
0.05067 |
108 |
82 |
22 |
4 |
1361 |
Do you think this is better than a fine kettle of fish? |
1.2778 |
0.07669 |
54 |
42 |
9 |
3 |
1362 |
Actually going to Costa Rica would have been more fun. |
1.2778 |
0.07669 |
54 |
42 |
9 |
3 |
1363 |
I think that when the therapist said we should "monkey around more" she did not mean this. |
1.2778 |
0.08112 |
54 |
43 |
7 |
4 |
1364 |
Perhaps I should get the barrel? |
1.2778 |
0.08532 |
54 |
44 |
5 |
5 |
1365 |
NOW who's the alpha male? |
1.2778 |
0.06696 |
54 |
40 |
13 |
1 |
1366 |
I really thought a barrel of monkeys would be more fun. |
1.2778 |
0.07192 |
72 |
58 |
8 |
6 |
1367 |
They're a lot less fun when you let them out of the barrel. |
1.2778 |
0.07199 |
54 |
41 |
11 |
2 |
1368 |
I swore I would never be one of those cat ladies. |
1.2778 |
0.07199 |
54 |
41 |
11 |
2 |
1369 |
Maybe we descended from them but that doesn't mean they can descend on us. |
1.2778 |
0.06696 |
54 |
40 |
13 |
1 |
1370 |
I assumed a barrel of monkeys would be more fun. |
1.2778 |
0.07199 |
54 |
41 |
11 |
2 |
1371 |
Empty nest feeling gone? |
1.2778 |
0.08112 |
54 |
43 |
7 |
4 |
1372 |
He does a better job on your hair than your $200 salon. |
1.2778 |
0.06696 |
54 |
40 |
13 |
1 |
1373 |
Well I say the doctor got it wrong. What you're really allergic to is FUN. |
1.2773 |
0.05192 |
119 |
93 |
19 |
7 |
1374 |
This isn't fun and I don't see a barrel |
1.2769 |
0.06395 |
65 |
49 |
14 |
2 |
1375 |
Did you leave the barrel open again? |
1.2769 |
0.06395 |
65 |
49 |
14 |
2 |
1376 |
I told you not to open that barrel. |
1.2766 |
0.07874 |
47 |
36 |
9 |
2 |
1377 |
What did you think I meant by 'hanging out' with some friends? |
1.2759 |
0.06411 |
58 |
43 |
14 |
1 |
1378 |
Your profile said you are looking for intimacy and someone with strong grooming habits. |
1.2759 |
0.07293 |
58 |
45 |
10 |
3 |
1379 |
It was a buy-one-get-ten deal. |
1.2759 |
0.07293 |
58 |
45 |
10 |
3 |
1380 |
This happens every time I try to meditate. |
1.2759 |
0.06866 |
58 |
44 |
12 |
2 |
1381 |
You seemed lonely. |
1.2759 |
0.07293 |
58 |
45 |
10 |
3 |
1382 |
What fertility drug did you take? |
1.2759 |
0.06866 |
58 |
44 |
12 |
2 |
1383 |
Personally I never use more than four buy one-get one coupons at a time. |
1.2759 |
0.07697 |
58 |
46 |
8 |
4 |
1384 |
Which one's my nephew again? |
1.2759 |
0.06866 |
58 |
44 |
12 |
2 |
1385 |
Your profile said "No monkey business". |
1.2759 |
0.07697 |
58 |
46 |
8 |
4 |
1386 |
They new ordinance limits the number of cats. |
1.2759 |
0.07293 |
58 |
45 |
10 |
3 |
1387 |
I hate when this happens. |
1.2759 |
0.07293 |
58 |
45 |
10 |
3 |
1388 |
What's NOT more fun than this? |
1.2759 |
0.06866 |
58 |
44 |
12 |
2 |
1389 |
I told you not to open the barrel in the house! |
1.2759 |
0.05920 |
58 |
42 |
16 |
0 |
1390 |
It used to be a real jungle out there. |
1.2759 |
0.07697 |
58 |
46 |
8 |
4 |
1391 |
I think we're gonna need a bigger barrel. |
1.2759 |
0.07293 |
58 |
45 |
10 |
3 |
1392 |
We are not watching "Planet of the Apes. |
1.2759 |
0.08080 |
58 |
47 |
6 |
5 |
1393 |
There's an app for this. |
1.2759 |
0.06866 |
58 |
44 |
12 |
2 |
1394 |
Moratorium on rescue animals? |
1.2759 |
0.07293 |
58 |
45 |
10 |
3 |
1395 |
I said get more keys. |
1.2759 |
0.07697 |
58 |
46 |
8 |
4 |
1396 |
Wait until you see what came in the crate. |
1.2759 |
0.06866 |
58 |
44 |
12 |
2 |
1397 |
How much crowdfunding do you need to startup the organ grinder franchise? |
1.2759 |
0.05920 |
58 |
42 |
16 |
0 |
1398 |
The typewriters were back-ordered |
1.2759 |
0.07293 |
58 |
45 |
10 |
3 |
1399 |
Shouldn't they get back to writing 'Hamlet'? |
1.2759 |
0.06866 |
58 |
44 |
12 |
2 |
1400 |
This is the biggest prize i've ever won. |
1.2759 |
0.07293 |
58 |
45 |
10 |
3 |
1401 |
I needed the barrel for my single batch whiskey. |
1.2759 |
0.06866 |
58 |
44 |
12 |
2 |
1402 |
No more play dates. |
1.2759 |
0.06411 |
58 |
43 |
14 |
1 |
1403 |
Where were you when I suggested we have children? |
1.2754 |
0.06154 |
69 |
52 |
15 |
2 |
1404 |
Next time ask what kind of babies you'd be sitting for. |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1405 |
What? You thought they would just sit at the computer all day and create the Great American Novel? |
1.2750 |
0.06408 |
80 |
63 |
12 |
5 |
1406 |
That's the last time you shop at Crate and Monkey Barrel |
1.2745 |
0.08438 |
51 |
41 |
6 |
4 |
1407 |
They actually ship in a real barrel and it was free with Prime. |
1.2745 |
0.07451 |
51 |
39 |
10 |
2 |
1408 |
They were thinking outside the barrel. |
1.2745 |
0.06905 |
51 |
38 |
12 |
1 |
1409 |
You know how much I loved that barrel |
1.2745 |
0.06905 |
51 |
38 |
12 |
1 |
1410 |
Would you like to monkey around? |
1.2745 |
0.07960 |
51 |
40 |
8 |
3 |
1411 |
But we don't have to walk them! |
1.2742 |
0.06963 |
62 |
48 |
11 |
3 |
1412 |
Pier One? |
1.2742 |
0.04904 |
124 |
96 |
22 |
6 |
1413 |
No more monkeys jumping on the bed ... |
1.2742 |
0.07333 |
62 |
49 |
9 |
4 |
1414 |
I feel like the monkey in the middle. |
1.2742 |
0.06963 |
62 |
48 |
11 |
3 |
1415 |
How many more does it take to type that Shakespeare play? |
1.2742 |
0.06157 |
62 |
46 |
15 |
1 |
1416 |
I disagree. The barrel of salamanders was more fun. |
1.2740 |
0.06546 |
73 |
57 |
12 |
4 |
1417 |
You might want to rephrase how you ask women up to your apartment. |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
1418 |
So who's great idea was it to get rid of the barrel? |
1.2727 |
0.06593 |
55 |
41 |
13 |
1 |
1419 |
One more and we're in trouble with our lease. |
1.2727 |
0.06061 |
55 |
40 |
15 |
0 |
1420 |
You've got to stop sleeping with the chimp. |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
1421 |
One more and Brad Pitt makes a cameo. |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
1422 |
And you miss the kids? |
1.2727 |
0.06593 |
55 |
41 |
13 |
1 |
1423 |
Monkeys? What monkeys? |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
1424 |
Should I take my monkey business back out of the house? |
1.2727 |
0.06061 |
55 |
40 |
15 |
0 |
1425 |
I'm not the one who opened the barrel.. |
1.2727 |
0.07085 |
55 |
42 |
11 |
2 |
1426 |
Let's just say "fun" is a subjective term. |
1.2727 |
0.06593 |
55 |
41 |
13 |
1 |
1427 |
I take it back. They were more fun in the barrel. |
1.2727 |
0.07085 |
55 |
42 |
11 |
2 |
1428 |
I've really got to stop drinking in the morning. |
1.2727 |
0.06671 |
66 |
51 |
12 |
3 |
1429 |
You're the one who said we should monkey around more. |
1.2727 |
0.08202 |
44 |
34 |
8 |
2 |
1430 |
Can we just see if it's more fun?' |
1.2727 |
0.06671 |
66 |
51 |
12 |
3 |
1431 |
Don't blame me; I'm not the one who lost the barrel. |
1.2727 |
0.07979 |
55 |
44 |
7 |
4 |
1432 |
Judging by the prehensile tails I'd say they came from the new world. Why? |
1.2727 |
0.08391 |
55 |
45 |
5 |
5 |
1433 |
You should be happy. They're helping me finish my book |
1.2712 |
0.06765 |
59 |
45 |
12 |
2 |
1434 |
....you were so supportive of my investing in a business venture yesterday. |
1.2712 |
0.06318 |
59 |
44 |
14 |
1 |
1435 |
We knew they'd come home after college. |
1.2712 |
0.06318 |
59 |
44 |
14 |
1 |
1436 |
They were much more fun when they were in the barrel. |
1.2712 |
0.07184 |
59 |
46 |
10 |
3 |
1437 |
Want to watch the episode of Friends where Ross adopts a monkey? |
1.2712 |
0.07184 |
59 |
46 |
10 |
3 |
1438 |
You're the one who wanted live entertainment. |
1.2712 |
0.06318 |
59 |
44 |
14 |
1 |
1439 |
What does Pinterest say to do next? |
1.2712 |
0.07184 |
59 |
46 |
10 |
3 |
1440 |
You're right. They were definitely more fun while in the barrel. |
1.2712 |
0.06765 |
59 |
45 |
12 |
2 |
1441 |
I thought this would help start our monkey business. |
1.2712 |
0.06765 |
59 |
45 |
12 |
2 |
1442 |
I'm still not having fun. |
1.2712 |
0.07580 |
59 |
47 |
8 |
4 |
1443 |
Aren't you the least bit curious? |
1.2712 |
0.06765 |
59 |
45 |
12 |
2 |
1444 |
Perhaps we should have gotten the barrel as well. |
1.2712 |
0.07184 |
59 |
46 |
10 |
3 |
1445 |
Now you want to have a baby! |
1.2712 |
0.07580 |
59 |
47 |
8 |
4 |
1446 |
Just which "Amazon" did you order "a dozen authentic-looking monkeys" from? |
1.2712 |
0.06765 |
59 |
45 |
12 |
2 |
1447 |
Is this enough personal attention for you ? |
1.2712 |
0.06318 |
59 |
44 |
14 |
1 |
1448 |
I felt sorry for them. They just lost their jobs as speach writers for Donald Trump. |
1.2712 |
0.06765 |
59 |
45 |
12 |
2 |
1449 |
They don't spend much time trying to write Shakespeare. |
1.2712 |
0.07184 |
59 |
46 |
10 |
3 |
1450 |
They said typewriters are on backorder. |
1.2712 |
0.07580 |
59 |
47 |
8 |
4 |
1451 |
And you say they were all on the last train to Clarksville? |
1.2712 |
0.07184 |
59 |
46 |
10 |
3 |
1452 |
I thought somehow this would fix our marriage. |
1.2712 |
0.06765 |
59 |
45 |
12 |
2 |
1453 |
This is the last straw! I am cancelling QVC first thing in the morning. |
1.2712 |
0.06765 |
59 |
45 |
12 |
2 |
1454 |
We could finish that game of Jumanji. Or we could just watch T.V. |
1.2712 |
0.07184 |
59 |
46 |
10 |
3 |
1455 |
New rule: House guests must be at least first cousins. |
1.2712 |
0.07184 |
59 |
46 |
10 |
3 |
1456 |
Hey - at least no more monkeys jumping on the bed. |
1.2712 |
0.06765 |
59 |
45 |
12 |
2 |
1457 |
They said they would be in a barrel! |
1.2712 |
0.06765 |
59 |
45 |
12 |
2 |
1458 |
Should we bring in some typewriters and see if they really can write "Hamlet"? |
1.2708 |
0.07730 |
48 |
37 |
9 |
2 |
1459 |
This is OUR circus. These are OUR monkeys! |
1.2708 |
0.08283 |
48 |
38 |
7 |
3 |
1460 |
Would they be more fun with the barrel? |
1.2698 |
0.07575 |
63 |
51 |
7 |
5 |
1461 |
Give them time...You weren't wild about my family at first at first either! |
1.2698 |
0.06482 |
63 |
48 |
13 |
2 |
1462 |
Your sister is getting even for that white elephant we gave her last Christmas. |
1.2698 |
0.07229 |
63 |
50 |
9 |
4 |
1463 |
Did you already throw out the barrel? |
1.2698 |
0.06482 |
63 |
48 |
13 |
2 |
1464 |
I liked it more as a bowl of cherries. |
1.2698 |
0.06866 |
63 |
49 |
11 |
3 |
1465 |
You're right--they're less fun out of the barrel. |
1.2698 |
0.07229 |
63 |
50 |
9 |
4 |
1466 |
Amazon Prime Plus. They come free with each order. |
1.2692 |
0.07823 |
52 |
41 |
8 |
3 |
1467 |
I really think it was more fun when they were still in the barrel. |
1.2692 |
0.07823 |
52 |
41 |
8 |
3 |
1468 |
So how's the Shakespeare coming? |
1.2692 |
0.08291 |
52 |
42 |
6 |
4 |
1469 |
I'm jut saying you should have your DNA tested. |
1.2692 |
0.06211 |
52 |
38 |
14 |
0 |
1470 |
I suppose we should have gotten the goldfish. |
1.2692 |
0.07325 |
52 |
40 |
10 |
2 |
1471 |
Not what I envisioned when you mentioned monkey business. |
1.2692 |
0.07823 |
52 |
41 |
8 |
3 |
1472 |
What do you think guys? She is pretty but is she "mother material"? |
1.2692 |
0.07823 |
52 |
41 |
8 |
3 |
1473 |
How you choose to spend your tax refund is beyond me. |
1.2692 |
0.06791 |
52 |
39 |
12 |
1 |
1474 |
How long are the grandkids staying again |
1.2692 |
0.07325 |
52 |
40 |
10 |
2 |
1475 |
I think it's time we get a barrel. |
1.2692 |
0.07325 |
52 |
40 |
10 |
2 |
1476 |
Who knew that a barrel of monkeys isn't actually fun? |
1.2692 |
0.07823 |
52 |
41 |
8 |
3 |
1477 |
When did you start paying your employees peanuts? |
1.2692 |
0.07823 |
52 |
41 |
8 |
3 |
1478 |
Trump's super delegates needed a place to stay. |
1.2692 |
0.07823 |
52 |
41 |
8 |
3 |
1479 |
I thought I noticed more hair in the shower drain recently. |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
1480 |
We should have resolved the dog/cat issue. This is not a good compromise. |
1.2679 |
0.06974 |
56 |
43 |
11 |
2 |
1481 |
I'm sure the ad said "sea monkeys." |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
1482 |
I wish we still had some typewriters. |
1.2679 |
0.05971 |
56 |
41 |
15 |
0 |
1483 |
Time for' The Monkey Whisperer.' |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
1484 |
Now let's talk about the monkeys in the room. |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
1485 |
They're from your family tree! |
1.2679 |
0.06492 |
56 |
42 |
13 |
1 |
1486 |
They were more fun when they were still inside the barrel. |
1.2679 |
0.06974 |
56 |
43 |
11 |
2 |
1487 |
Now we'll see for sure who's more fun. |
1.2679 |
0.06492 |
56 |
42 |
13 |
1 |
1488 |
I shouldn't have said "Trump will win the nomination when monkey fly out of my butt." |
1.2679 |
0.07850 |
56 |
45 |
7 |
4 |
1489 |
I thought there were 12 monkeys in a barrel. |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
1490 |
The twelth? We didn't want to scrape the bottom of it. |
1.2679 |
0.06974 |
56 |
43 |
11 |
2 |
1491 |
Frankly I was hoping for a little monkey business. |
1.2667 |
0.07078 |
60 |
47 |
10 |
3 |
1492 |
A barrel of monkeys IS funny. But two barrels sucks! |
1.2667 |
0.06667 |
60 |
46 |
12 |
2 |
1493 |
Didn't I promise you life with me would be a barrel full of monkeys? |
1.2667 |
0.07078 |
60 |
47 |
10 |
3 |
1494 |
Fine. I admit they were more fun in the barrel. |
1.2667 |
0.06667 |
60 |
46 |
12 |
2 |
1495 |
Let's try for a girl. |
1.2667 |
0.07078 |
60 |
47 |
10 |
3 |
1496 |
I have no problem with "Monkey see; Monkey do." My problem is "I see Monkey doo-doo." |
1.2667 |
0.06667 |
60 |
46 |
12 |
2 |
1497 |
He's the only one who's really into grooming. |
1.2656 |
0.05564 |
64 |
47 |
17 |
0 |
1498 |
Is there some kind of monkey business going on that you want to tell me about? |
1.2656 |
0.06771 |
64 |
50 |
11 |
3 |
1499 |
Who cares what the doctor said? I say we let them jump on the bed! |
1.2653 |
0.08131 |
49 |
39 |
7 |
3 |
1500 |
So you're telling me you said you wanted to "monkey around"? |
1.2653 |
0.07590 |
49 |
38 |
9 |
2 |
1501 |
I told you not to get rid of the cheetah. |
1.2653 |
0.08131 |
49 |
39 |
7 |
3 |
1502 |
Simons says "sit on the couch". |
1.2653 |
0.08131 |
49 |
39 |
7 |
3 |
1503 |
Well at least they're not jumping on the bed anymore. |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1504 |
This is not what I was expecting when you suggested coming back to your place for a little monkey business. |
1.2642 |
0.07204 |
53 |
41 |
10 |
2 |
1505 |
Now do you see why we should have put the screens in the windows last night? |
1.2642 |
0.07691 |
53 |
42 |
8 |
3 |
1506 |
The pet friendly option should've been more specific. |
1.2642 |
0.07691 |
53 |
42 |
8 |
3 |
1507 |
I thought this would help us get ready for the grandkids this summer. |
1.2642 |
0.07204 |
53 |
41 |
10 |
2 |
1508 |
I told you we should have let them jump on the bed. |
1.2642 |
0.08149 |
53 |
43 |
6 |
4 |
1509 |
Were they more fun in the barrel? |
1.2642 |
0.06681 |
53 |
40 |
12 |
1 |
1510 |
I've really been missing the boys since they left for college. |
1.2642 |
0.06681 |
53 |
40 |
12 |
1 |
1511 |
Forget what the doctor said. Just let them jump on the bed once. Or twice. |
1.2642 |
0.07691 |
53 |
42 |
8 |
3 |
1512 |
Shouldn't we discuss the elephant in the room? |
1.2642 |
0.06681 |
53 |
40 |
12 |
1 |
1513 |
I'm beginning to think that sharing one cage wasn't such a good idea. |
1.2642 |
0.06681 |
53 |
40 |
12 |
1 |
1514 |
I've had it with this 3D wallpaper |
1.2642 |
0.07691 |
53 |
42 |
8 |
3 |
1515 |
I liked the empty nest better. |
1.2642 |
0.06681 |
53 |
40 |
12 |
1 |
1516 |
I always hated the monkey in the middle. |
1.2642 |
0.08149 |
53 |
43 |
6 |
4 |
1517 |
They would be more fun if they were housebroken. |
1.2642 |
0.08149 |
53 |
43 |
6 |
4 |
1518 |
I've been grub-free for years. |
1.2642 |
0.07691 |
53 |
42 |
8 |
3 |
1519 |
Didn't we order TWELVE monkeys? |
1.2642 |
0.07204 |
53 |
41 |
10 |
2 |
1520 |
I got a whole barrel full. Why aren't you having fun? |
1.2642 |
0.07204 |
53 |
41 |
10 |
2 |
1521 |
I thought you were going to get the typewriters. |
1.2642 |
0.06681 |
53 |
40 |
12 |
1 |
1522 |
I can still smell the banana daiquiri on your breath. |
1.2642 |
0.07204 |
53 |
41 |
10 |
2 |
1523 |
You play with them--they're from your side. |
1.2642 |
0.07691 |
53 |
42 |
8 |
3 |
1524 |
He's drawn to the long face. |
1.2642 |
0.07204 |
53 |
41 |
10 |
2 |
1525 |
I think I prefer them IN the barrel. |
1.2642 |
0.07204 |
53 |
41 |
10 |
2 |
1526 |
My profile clearly states I like animals. |
1.2632 |
0.05884 |
57 |
42 |
15 |
0 |
1527 |
The stager says this is how we'll sell the house. |
1.2632 |
0.07309 |
57 |
45 |
9 |
3 |
1528 |
Maybe they'd like to play a game of 'Simian Sez.' |
1.2632 |
0.07309 |
57 |
45 |
9 |
3 |
1529 |
Let's talk about the 'Elephant in the Room'!!!! |
1.2632 |
0.07309 |
57 |
45 |
9 |
3 |
1530 |
I forgot to ask you if you've been vaccinated for hepatitis B recently. |
1.2632 |
0.07309 |
57 |
45 |
9 |
3 |
1531 |
We should be able to get our own reality show now. |
1.2632 |
0.06867 |
57 |
44 |
11 |
2 |
1532 |
Did you leave the lid off the barrel? |
1.2632 |
0.07309 |
57 |
45 |
9 |
3 |
1533 |
Well good for Jane Goodall. Why doesn't she come over and clean up this mess! |
1.2632 |
0.06867 |
57 |
44 |
11 |
2 |
1534 |
Nice try Casanova ... but we aren't going to monkey around. |
1.2632 |
0.07309 |
57 |
45 |
9 |
3 |
1535 |
You said everybody orders from Amazon.net |
1.2632 |
0.06867 |
57 |
44 |
11 |
2 |
1536 |
Sometimes zoo keepers have to bring their work home. |
1.2632 |
0.06395 |
57 |
43 |
13 |
1 |
1537 |
Why are you avoiding the elephant in the room? |
1.2632 |
0.06867 |
57 |
44 |
11 |
2 |
1538 |
Hear no evil is just the beginning when it comes to your side of the family; am I right? |
1.2632 |
0.06867 |
57 |
44 |
11 |
2 |
1539 |
Get the typewriters. |
1.2632 |
0.07726 |
57 |
46 |
7 |
4 |
1540 |
I was speaking of their albums. |
1.2632 |
0.06867 |
57 |
44 |
11 |
2 |
1541 |
You left the lid off the barrel again. |
1.2623 |
0.06571 |
61 |
47 |
12 |
2 |
1542 |
At least it's not 12. |
1.2623 |
0.06141 |
61 |
46 |
14 |
1 |
1543 |
Now that we've gotten that monkey off your back... |
1.2623 |
0.06141 |
61 |
46 |
14 |
1 |
1544 |
But you said you miss the debates. |
1.2609 |
0.07885 |
46 |
36 |
8 |
2 |
1545 |
I've changed my mind. You were right. Let's have children! |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
1546 |
It was supposed to be a surprise. |
1.2609 |
0.07885 |
46 |
36 |
8 |
2 |
1547 |
You wanted me to find new friends!! |
1.2600 |
0.07456 |
50 |
39 |
9 |
2 |
1548 |
Mr. Trump asked me to house some of his campaign volunteers. |
1.2600 |
0.07985 |
50 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
1549 |
I thought CNN said some of the candidates had dropped out. |
1.2600 |
0.07985 |
50 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
1550 |
The Dutch find it very relaxing |
1.2600 |
0.07985 |
50 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
1551 |
Not what you expected for that 'swinging group' from Airbnb? |
1.2600 |
0.07456 |
50 |
39 |
9 |
2 |
1552 |
I assumed the barrel was included. |
1.2600 |
0.07985 |
50 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
1553 |
Maybe it would be more fun if I'd ordered the barrel too. |
1.2600 |
0.08480 |
50 |
41 |
5 |
4 |
1554 |
That's the last time I'm ordering from Amazon.com. |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
1555 |
I'm living with eleven monkeys and an ape. |
1.2593 |
0.06574 |
54 |
41 |
12 |
1 |
1556 |
You're right. It is only fun with the barrel. |
1.2593 |
0.08012 |
54 |
44 |
6 |
4 |
1557 |
You said I should do what makes me happy. |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
1558 |
Tell me again. How was the barrel label misleading? |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
1559 |
I thought a dozen would be one too many. |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
1560 |
Isn't this fun? |
1.2593 |
0.06574 |
54 |
41 |
12 |
1 |
1561 |
Hide the bananas. |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
1562 |
We should have just had kids. |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
1563 |
This is the last time we watch your brother's monkeys. |
1.2593 |
0.06574 |
54 |
41 |
12 |
1 |
1564 |
This isn't the barrelful of fun I thought it'd be. |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
1565 |
I'll go get the typewriters. |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
1566 |
Oldhay eryvay .tillsay--Iway alledcay hetay oozay. |
1.2593 |
0.08012 |
54 |
44 |
6 |
4 |
1567 |
How did they fly out if you were sitting down? |
1.2593 |
0.08012 |
54 |
44 |
6 |
4 |
1568 |
I won't click that link again. |
1.2593 |
0.06574 |
54 |
41 |
12 |
1 |
1569 |
I can think of several things more fun. |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
1570 |
Maybe using that cut-rate sperm bank wasn't a good choice. |
1.2593 |
0.06574 |
54 |
41 |
12 |
1 |
1571 |
They get this from your side of the family. |
1.2593 |
0.06574 |
54 |
41 |
12 |
1 |
1572 |
REALLY! You named them all "Chad"? |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
1573 |
C'mon. The video store didn't have "Twelve Monkeys" so I got the prequel. |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
1574 |
Don't say what this is more fun than a barrel of. |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
1575 |
We really should have stopped with ten. |
1.2593 |
0.06574 |
54 |
41 |
12 |
1 |
1576 |
I thought you said the barrel was included. |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
1577 |
They're monkeys. Get over it. |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
1578 |
And the barrel is where? |
1.2593 |
0.06574 |
54 |
41 |
12 |
1 |
1579 |
What makes you think I'm up to monkey business? |
1.2593 |
0.08012 |
54 |
44 |
6 |
4 |
1580 |
I distinctly said sea monkeys! |
1.2593 |
0.08012 |
54 |
44 |
6 |
4 |
1581 |
I told you to close the window when your baking banana bread |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
1582 |
Now will you reconsider having children |
1.2593 |
0.06574 |
54 |
41 |
12 |
1 |
1583 |
Was I right? Was our date more fun than a barrel of monkeys? |
1.2593 |
0.08012 |
54 |
44 |
6 |
4 |
1584 |
It' great to finally get that monkey off my back. |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
1585 |
You should expect a few challenges when you buy a new house. |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
1586 |
See? I was right --- they're always more fun INSIDE the barrel. |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
1587 |
It's none of your business. |
1.2593 |
0.08012 |
54 |
44 |
6 |
4 |
1588 |
excuse me. I said a barrel full of money! |
1.2593 |
0.06574 |
54 |
41 |
12 |
1 |
1589 |
We opened the barrel. When does the fun begin? |
1.2589 |
0.04702 |
112 |
86 |
23 |
3 |
1590 |
Isn't this better than watching Game of Thrones? |
1.2586 |
0.06763 |
58 |
45 |
11 |
2 |
1591 |
I see. And where might they do? |
1.2586 |
0.07196 |
58 |
46 |
9 |
3 |
1592 |
The crazy part is that you stopped at eleven. |
1.2586 |
0.07196 |
58 |
46 |
9 |
3 |
1593 |
Should I open another barrel? |
1.2586 |
0.06300 |
58 |
44 |
13 |
1 |
1594 |
I rather prefer the elephant. |
1.2586 |
0.06763 |
58 |
45 |
11 |
2 |
1595 |
Isn't time we quit monkeying around? |
1.2586 |
0.06763 |
58 |
45 |
11 |
2 |
1596 |
I don't think this is what Dr. Hirsch meant by "Primal Therapy. |
1.2586 |
0.06300 |
58 |
44 |
13 |
1 |
1597 |
At least they're not cats... |
1.2586 |
0.07196 |
58 |
46 |
9 |
3 |
1598 |
They just fininshed writing the complete works of Shakespeare and now they're bored. |
1.2584 |
0.05878 |
89 |
71 |
13 |
5 |
1599 |
Whatever happened to the barrel? |
1.2581 |
0.06874 |
62 |
49 |
10 |
3 |
1600 |
They needed a break from the lab. One last Hamlet soliloquy and we have the complete works. |
1.2581 |
0.06478 |
62 |
48 |
12 |
2 |
1601 |
Are you sure the package said Sea Monkeys? |
1.2571 |
0.05641 |
70 |
53 |
16 |
1 |
1602 |
You are not the father |
1.2571 |
0.06956 |
70 |
57 |
8 |
5 |
1603 |
This is your idea of an Aba Daba Honeymoon? |
1.2564 |
0.07979 |
39 |
30 |
8 |
1 |
1604 |
The grocery list should always include bananas. |
1.2558 |
0.08214 |
43 |
34 |
7 |
2 |
1605 |
It would be more fun if they were in a barrel. |
1.2558 |
0.07510 |
43 |
33 |
9 |
1 |
1606 |
You can't just TELL party animals the party's over. |
1.2549 |
0.06770 |
51 |
39 |
11 |
1 |
1607 |
When the representatives from the Organ Grinders union show up you'll feel differently. |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
1608 |
Maybe we should dust off those typewriters. |
1.2549 |
0.06163 |
51 |
38 |
13 |
0 |
1609 |
They're taking a break from typing the complete works of Shakespeare. |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
1610 |
Wouldn't it be easier to just search Ancestry.com? |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
1611 |
Why the long face? ...I thought you'd enjoy a little monkeying around. |
1.2549 |
0.06770 |
51 |
39 |
11 |
1 |
1612 |
I think we had more fun before. |
1.2549 |
0.07843 |
51 |
41 |
7 |
3 |
1613 |
Why go out when we could have just as much fun here? |
1.2549 |
0.06163 |
51 |
38 |
13 |
0 |
1614 |
We'd better call. Cheetah was due back an hour ago. |
1.2549 |
0.06770 |
51 |
39 |
11 |
1 |
1615 |
This new zootoyou.com is something else. |
1.2549 |
0.05155 |
102 |
80 |
18 |
4 |
1616 |
Misunderstanding? I specifically asked whether you wanted to come back to my place for social grooming and chill. |
1.2549 |
0.07843 |
51 |
41 |
7 |
3 |
1617 |
I asked you if you were interested in a little monkey business? |
1.2545 |
0.06471 |
55 |
42 |
12 |
1 |
1618 |
I told you if you came over we could monkey around. |
1.2545 |
0.05928 |
55 |
41 |
14 |
0 |
1619 |
Nobody does Barrel of Monkeys like COSTCO |
1.2545 |
0.07439 |
55 |
44 |
8 |
3 |
1620 |
You didn't notice when you bought her in Nairobi that she was pregnant? |
1.2545 |
0.06471 |
55 |
42 |
12 |
1 |
1621 |
I'm not sure how I feel about this "Airbnb" thing... |
1.2545 |
0.06471 |
55 |
42 |
12 |
1 |
1622 |
Maybe a barrel full was too much |
1.2545 |
0.06972 |
55 |
43 |
10 |
2 |
1623 |
How many more do we need to get a first draft of Hamlet? |
1.2545 |
0.06972 |
55 |
43 |
10 |
2 |
1624 |
Are you sure you don't see any monkeys in the room? |
1.2545 |
0.06471 |
55 |
42 |
12 |
1 |
1625 |
Should I add that to the monkey do list? |
1.2545 |
0.06471 |
55 |
42 |
12 |
1 |
1626 |
This is why the monkey sitting business is wide open. |
1.2545 |
0.06972 |
55 |
43 |
10 |
2 |
1627 |
Why don't any of our friends stop by any more? |
1.2545 |
0.06972 |
55 |
43 |
10 |
2 |
1628 |
We want to watch King Kong". |
1.2545 |
0.07439 |
55 |
44 |
8 |
3 |
1629 |
Am I right in thinking that children is what you really wanted? |
1.2545 |
0.07439 |
55 |
44 |
8 |
3 |
1630 |
This is the last time we have your family over for dinner |
1.2545 |
0.07439 |
55 |
44 |
8 |
3 |
1631 |
did you fart? |
1.2545 |
0.06972 |
55 |
43 |
10 |
2 |
1632 |
I was just trying to help with the "empty nest" blues. |
1.2545 |
0.07879 |
55 |
45 |
6 |
4 |
1633 |
If you don't get these monkeys out of here there's going to be a sh*t storm. |
1.2545 |
0.08295 |
55 |
46 |
4 |
5 |
1634 |
Amazon Prime forgot the barrel |
1.2545 |
0.06972 |
55 |
43 |
10 |
2 |
1635 |
And I thought bed bugs were bad. |
1.2545 |
0.06471 |
55 |
42 |
12 |
1 |
1636 |
What did you do with the barrel they came in? |
1.2545 |
0.06471 |
55 |
42 |
12 |
1 |
1637 |
OK. Fine. So we'll get a dog. |
1.2545 |
0.06972 |
55 |
43 |
10 |
2 |
1638 |
You're the one who didn't want them jumping on the bed. |
1.2545 |
0.06972 |
55 |
43 |
10 |
2 |
1639 |
You heard me say no monkey business tonight right? |
1.2545 |
0.06471 |
55 |
42 |
12 |
1 |
1640 |
He's just trying to make you smile. They're all just trying to make you smile. |
1.2545 |
0.07439 |
55 |
44 |
8 |
3 |
1641 |
I didn't know you were into politics. |
1.2545 |
0.06972 |
55 |
43 |
10 |
2 |
1642 |
They keep my frolicsome side stoked. |
1.2545 |
0.07439 |
55 |
44 |
8 |
3 |
1643 |
How did we end up in the room where the top three captions are selected? |
1.2545 |
0.07879 |
55 |
45 |
6 |
4 |
1644 |
These Amazon orders need to stop. |
1.2545 |
0.06972 |
55 |
43 |
10 |
2 |
1645 |
You've got to admit the house is more fun now |
1.2545 |
0.06972 |
55 |
43 |
10 |
2 |
1646 |
You want more fun than this? |
1.2545 |
0.06471 |
55 |
42 |
12 |
1 |
1647 |
Do you get the feeling we're in the wrong cartoon? |
1.2545 |
0.06471 |
55 |
42 |
12 |
1 |
1648 |
...and you wanted a Roomba. |
1.2545 |
0.06471 |
55 |
42 |
12 |
1 |
1649 |
I sure wish you could remember where you put that barrel. |
1.2545 |
0.07879 |
55 |
45 |
6 |
4 |
1650 |
i don't think you were really listening when the therapist suggested that a little monkey business would revitalize our marriage. |
1.2545 |
0.06972 |
55 |
43 |
10 |
2 |
1651 |
The barrel would have given us more options. |
1.2542 |
0.05717 |
59 |
44 |
15 |
0 |
1652 |
You said "no monkey business?" I thought you said"go into the monkey business." |
1.2542 |
0.07087 |
59 |
47 |
9 |
3 |
1653 |
The owner said there was something weird about this apartment. |
1.2542 |
0.07488 |
59 |
48 |
7 |
4 |
1654 |
Any idea on how to get them back in the barrel? |
1.2540 |
0.05973 |
63 |
48 |
14 |
1 |
1655 |
Your Tinder profile didn't say anything about children |
1.2540 |
0.05973 |
63 |
48 |
14 |
1 |
1656 |
You have to admit our home has been lice free ever since we invited them to live with us. |
1.2540 |
0.06776 |
63 |
50 |
10 |
3 |
1657 |
You'd rather have roaches? |
1.2537 |
0.06143 |
67 |
52 |
13 |
2 |
1658 |
Your evolutionary stance has gone too far! |
1.2500 |
0.07706 |
52 |
42 |
7 |
3 |
1659 |
It could be worse. We could be in a Booth cartoon. |
1.2500 |
0.07750 |
56 |
46 |
6 |
4 |
1660 |
I don't care if they did reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. I want them gone. |
1.2500 |
0.06656 |
52 |
40 |
11 |
1 |
1661 |
At least he's off your back. |
1.2500 |
0.06656 |
52 |
40 |
11 |
1 |
1662 |
Do you think horseplay would suit us better? |
1.2500 |
0.06656 |
52 |
40 |
11 |
1 |
1663 |
I’m sorry – the babysitter canceled. |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
1664 |
I'm sick and tired of your monkey business. |
1.2500 |
0.08181 |
52 |
43 |
5 |
4 |
1665 |
I thought we had twelve? |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
1666 |
One of them is not flushing! |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
1667 |
Do we have someone playing Jumanji in our house? |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
1668 |
I used the last banana this morning in my smoothie. |
1.2500 |
0.07706 |
52 |
42 |
7 |
3 |
1669 |
Maybe it's more fun when they stay in the barrel. |
1.2500 |
0.06656 |
52 |
40 |
11 |
1 |
1670 |
You're not having any fun. Let's put them back in the barrel. |
1.2500 |
0.05839 |
56 |
42 |
14 |
0 |
1671 |
Mr. Bobo must really like you - he usually charges three bananas for a massage. |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
1672 |
They were fun when they were in the barrel!! |
1.2500 |
0.06371 |
56 |
43 |
12 |
1 |
1673 |
If you can meditate here you can meditate anywhere. |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
1674 |
I thought you wanted kids. |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
1675 |
So I hear Ringling Brothers/Barnum & Bailey is retiring the elephants. Want one? |
1.2500 |
0.06316 |
48 |
36 |
12 |
0 |
1676 |
At least we got them out of the bedroom. |
1.2500 |
0.07706 |
52 |
42 |
7 |
3 |
1677 |
You're the one who wanted a compromise between pets and kids. |
1.2500 |
0.06118 |
60 |
46 |
13 |
1 |
1678 |
I thought you said no more monkey business. |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
1679 |
This really isn't as much fun as I thought it was going to be. |
1.2500 |
0.06656 |
52 |
40 |
11 |
1 |
1680 |
The barrel! I knew I forgot something. |
1.2500 |
0.07319 |
56 |
45 |
8 |
3 |
1681 |
I warned you Survey Monkey would go too far. |
1.2500 |
0.07591 |
48 |
38 |
8 |
2 |
1682 |
So... do you think we could get on Discovery Channel? |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1683 |
Sorry. I forgot the typewriters. |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1684 |
You're the one that told them they could hang around. |
1.2500 |
0.06371 |
56 |
43 |
12 |
1 |
1685 |
Just a few more and we can finish the novel! |
1.2500 |
0.08181 |
52 |
43 |
5 |
4 |
1686 |
The banana bread is missing ? |
1.2500 |
0.06371 |
56 |
43 |
12 |
1 |
1687 |
We can't...they'er endangered. |
1.2500 |
0.06656 |
52 |
40 |
11 |
1 |
1688 |
We should have never opened that barrel. |
1.2500 |
0.07748 |
60 |
50 |
5 |
5 |
1689 |
Enough fun. Where's the barrel? |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
1690 |
We should have listened to Bob Barker. |
1.2500 |
0.07706 |
52 |
42 |
7 |
3 |
1691 |
But I've already thrown out the barrel. |
1.2500 |
0.07750 |
56 |
46 |
6 |
4 |
1692 |
There's more than one reason we never had children. |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
1693 |
So you thought it was a metaphor when I said my roommates were real monkeys? |
1.2500 |
0.08154 |
48 |
39 |
6 |
3 |
1694 |
Airbnb listed this place as fun as a barrel of monkeys. |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
52 |
39 |
13 |
0 |
1695 |
They're not quite as much fun as advertised |
1.2500 |
0.05637 |
60 |
45 |
15 |
0 |
1696 |
I want them to watch. |
1.2469 |
0.05701 |
81 |
64 |
14 |
3 |
1697 |
You forgot the barrel. |
1.2468 |
0.05594 |
77 |
60 |
15 |
2 |
1698 |
I wonder what children are like. |
1.2466 |
0.05441 |
73 |
56 |
16 |
1 |
1699 |
Maybe two barrels would be more fun. |
1.2462 |
0.05814 |
65 |
50 |
14 |
1 |
1700 |
Who opened the barrel? |
1.2456 |
0.07626 |
57 |
47 |
6 |
4 |
1701 |
They seemed like more fun in the barrel. |
1.2456 |
0.07626 |
57 |
47 |
6 |
4 |
1702 |
I thought YOU invited them. |
1.2456 |
0.06273 |
57 |
44 |
12 |
1 |
1703 |
And you thought I was a nit pick. |
1.2456 |
0.06754 |
57 |
45 |
10 |
2 |
1704 |
Think positive—no college tuition or borrowing the car. |
1.2456 |
0.07203 |
57 |
46 |
8 |
3 |
1705 |
Happy "Year of the Monkey". |
1.2456 |
0.06754 |
57 |
45 |
10 |
2 |
1706 |
When did they say they were delivering the typewriters? |
1.2453 |
0.07079 |
53 |
42 |
9 |
2 |
1707 |
Gee Ira... Does it LOOK like I'm having fun. Put them back in their barrel and return them through Amazon Prime. Zero stars. |
1.2453 |
0.07079 |
53 |
42 |
9 |
2 |
1708 |
You want those monkeys off your back? Get that chip off your shoulder! |
1.2453 |
0.07574 |
53 |
43 |
7 |
3 |
1709 |
Jay-Jay is blind. But he'll always remember you by the way you feel. |
1.2453 |
0.08039 |
53 |
44 |
5 |
4 |
1710 |
Maybe they'd be more fun in a barrel? |
1.2453 |
0.07079 |
53 |
42 |
9 |
2 |
1711 |
The 12th one is on our bed. |
1.2453 |
0.07079 |
53 |
42 |
9 |
2 |
1712 |
Interesting wish. |
1.2453 |
0.07574 |
53 |
43 |
7 |
3 |
1713 |
What do you mean we don't have a typewriter? |
1.2453 |
0.06547 |
53 |
41 |
11 |
1 |
1714 |
They lied. A barrel full of monkeys isn't more fun. |
1.2453 |
0.07574 |
53 |
43 |
7 |
3 |
1715 |
I said nine........nine monkeys dammit! |
1.2453 |
0.07079 |
53 |
42 |
9 |
2 |
1716 |
After they finished Hamlet and MacBeth I didn't have the heart to let them go. |
1.2453 |
0.07079 |
53 |
42 |
9 |
2 |
1717 |
This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to do some monkey business. |
1.2453 |
0.04607 |
106 |
82 |
22 |
2 |
1718 |
Didn't you promise me 12 Monkeys? |
1.2453 |
0.07079 |
53 |
42 |
9 |
2 |
1719 |
You said I could be replaced by a trained monkey. |
1.2453 |
0.05967 |
53 |
40 |
13 |
0 |
1720 |
I would have preferred you returned from Africa with Ebola. At least it's containable. |
1.2453 |
0.06547 |
53 |
41 |
11 |
1 |
1721 |
You should see the kitchen. |
1.2453 |
0.06547 |
53 |
41 |
11 |
1 |
1722 |
I liked it better when the primaries weren't so literal. |
1.2453 |
0.08039 |
53 |
44 |
5 |
4 |
1723 |
Does our insurance cover damage from flying feces? |
1.2453 |
0.08039 |
53 |
44 |
5 |
4 |
1724 |
I hear Jane Goodall moved in next door. |
1.2453 |
0.05967 |
53 |
40 |
13 |
0 |
1725 |
When are they going to start on the Shakespeare? |
1.2453 |
0.07079 |
53 |
42 |
9 |
2 |
1726 |
I'd be more concerned about the parasites. |
1.2453 |
0.07574 |
53 |
43 |
7 |
3 |
1727 |
The dangers of one-click shopping. |
1.2453 |
0.07079 |
53 |
42 |
9 |
2 |
1728 |
Told you not to open the barrel.... |
1.2453 |
0.06547 |
53 |
41 |
11 |
1 |
1729 |
I thought we agreed not bring work home anymore. |
1.2453 |
0.05967 |
53 |
40 |
13 |
0 |
1730 |
You shouldn't have said "monkey 'do". |
1.2453 |
0.06547 |
53 |
41 |
11 |
1 |
1731 |
I was just monkeying around on Amazon. |
1.2453 |
0.07574 |
53 |
43 |
7 |
3 |
1732 |
Says he needs you for an even dozen. |
1.2449 |
0.08002 |
49 |
40 |
6 |
3 |
1733 |
It was funnier when you kept them in a barrel. |
1.2449 |
0.06858 |
49 |
38 |
10 |
1 |
1734 |
I think it would be even more fun if we put them back in the barrel. |
1.2449 |
0.06858 |
49 |
38 |
10 |
1 |
1735 |
Who knew they breed like rabbits? |
1.2449 |
0.07452 |
49 |
39 |
8 |
2 |
1736 |
And the problem with the barrel was what? |
1.2449 |
0.06858 |
49 |
38 |
10 |
1 |
1737 |
They are working on the next great american novel. |
1.2449 |
0.07452 |
49 |
39 |
8 |
2 |
1738 |
At least we don't have children. |
1.2449 |
0.08517 |
49 |
41 |
4 |
4 |
1739 |
I thought they said the pair were males? |
1.2449 |
0.08002 |
49 |
40 |
6 |
3 |
1740 |
At least they quit jumping on the bed. |
1.2449 |
0.08002 |
49 |
40 |
6 |
3 |
1741 |
And you said it wasn't worth it to enter. |
1.2449 |
0.08002 |
49 |
40 |
6 |
3 |
1742 |
Do you still feel like IVF is worth the risk? |
1.2449 |
0.08002 |
49 |
40 |
6 |
3 |
1743 |
The typewriter repairman said he'll be here between 10 and 2. |
1.2449 |
0.07452 |
49 |
39 |
8 |
2 |
1744 |
You're the one who said no more monkeys jumping on the bed. |
1.2449 |
0.08002 |
49 |
40 |
6 |
3 |
1745 |
It's a lot better than the Hungry Hungry Hippos virtual reality. |
1.2449 |
0.08002 |
49 |
40 |
6 |
3 |
1746 |
I forgot to pick up the bananas. |
1.2449 |
0.07452 |
49 |
39 |
8 |
2 |
1747 |
I wish you hadn't sold that barrel. |
1.2449 |
0.06858 |
49 |
38 |
10 |
1 |
1748 |
You said no more jumping on the bed. |
1.2449 |
0.06858 |
49 |
38 |
10 |
1 |
1749 |
Well they were cheaper by the barrel. |
1.2449 |
0.06207 |
49 |
37 |
12 |
0 |
1750 |
We're allergic to cats. |
1.2444 |
0.07885 |
45 |
36 |
7 |
2 |
1751 |
Go back in there and start all over. I found a typo in Henry V. |
1.2439 |
0.09093 |
41 |
34 |
4 |
3 |
1752 |
And I don't even have a yellow hat! |
1.2429 |
0.05910 |
70 |
55 |
13 |
2 |
1753 |
But I told you my relatives were coming for a visit. |
1.2419 |
0.06777 |
62 |
50 |
9 |
3 |
1754 |
Which candidate will most support small monkey business? |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1755 |
Do you want a banana? |
1.2414 |
0.07505 |
58 |
48 |
6 |
4 |
1756 |
You were the one who volunteered to host some of his delegates. |
1.2414 |
0.07505 |
58 |
48 |
6 |
4 |
1757 |
Didn't you get a dozen? Are we missing one? |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1758 |
When you clicked on "Barrel of Monkeys" did you think it was a song? |
1.2410 |
0.06083 |
83 |
68 |
10 |
5 |
1759 |
I was just thinking. Wanna monkey around? |
1.2407 |
0.06962 |
54 |
43 |
9 |
2 |
1760 |
Do we need to ship them back to Amazon in the original barrel? |
1.2407 |
0.06962 |
54 |
43 |
9 |
2 |
1761 |
At least they don't need college degrees |
1.2407 |
0.06962 |
54 |
43 |
9 |
2 |
1762 |
Maybe we can convince them to go jump on the bed. |
1.2407 |
0.06440 |
54 |
42 |
11 |
1 |
1763 |
They think you're wierd. |
1.2407 |
0.08332 |
54 |
46 |
3 |
5 |
1764 |
Did our neighbor mention when he would be returning our barrel? |
1.2407 |
0.06962 |
54 |
43 |
9 |
2 |
1765 |
They're taking a break from writing The Great American Novel. |
1.2407 |
0.06962 |
54 |
43 |
9 |
2 |
1766 |
They are taking a break from Shakespeare. |
1.2407 |
0.06962 |
54 |
43 |
9 |
2 |
1767 |
Would you like a banana? |
1.2407 |
0.06440 |
54 |
42 |
11 |
1 |
1768 |
This wasn’t in the disclosure. |
1.2407 |
0.06962 |
54 |
43 |
9 |
2 |
1769 |
I'm starting to think we should have kept the barrel. |
1.2407 |
0.06962 |
54 |
43 |
9 |
2 |
1770 |
Aren't they all supposed to be typing in the spare room? |
1.2407 |
0.06962 |
54 |
43 |
9 |
2 |
1771 |
You promised you'd leave the monkey business at the office. |
1.2407 |
0.05873 |
54 |
41 |
13 |
0 |
1772 |
Thought we were watching twelve monkeys tonight? |
1.2407 |
0.07447 |
54 |
44 |
7 |
3 |
1773 |
All right you've proven your point... my parents are more annoying than a barrel full of monkeys! Now where did you hide the barrel? |
1.2407 |
0.06962 |
54 |
43 |
9 |
2 |
1774 |
At least they're not on the bed. |
1.2407 |
0.06440 |
54 |
42 |
11 |
1 |
1775 |
...just as soon as we get the typewriter. |
1.2407 |
0.07447 |
54 |
44 |
7 |
3 |
1776 |
That would be monkey do. |
1.2407 |
0.05873 |
54 |
41 |
13 |
0 |
1777 |
Next year we're skipping the fund raising auction for the zoo. |
1.2407 |
0.07902 |
54 |
45 |
5 |
4 |
1778 |
I must have misread the instructions on the Sea-Monkey kit. |
1.2407 |
0.07447 |
54 |
44 |
7 |
3 |
1779 |
I knew we should have just adopted. |
1.2407 |
0.06962 |
54 |
43 |
9 |
2 |
1780 |
I thought only rabbits breed like this. |
1.2407 |
0.06440 |
54 |
42 |
11 |
1 |
1781 |
It's just until the barrel job is completed. |
1.2407 |
0.07447 |
54 |
44 |
7 |
3 |
1782 |
We have the house to ourselves... wanna monkey around? |
1.2407 |
0.08742 |
54 |
47 |
1 |
6 |
1783 |
You said I have a knack for monkey business. |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
1784 |
At least they're not jumping on the bed anymore. |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
1785 |
I told you it would be an adjustment. |
1.2400 |
0.06737 |
50 |
39 |
10 |
1 |
1786 |
Must be a better way to get rid of head lice |
1.2400 |
0.06101 |
50 |
38 |
12 |
0 |
1787 |
It was more fun with the barrel. |
1.2400 |
0.06737 |
50 |
39 |
10 |
1 |
1788 |
For this we filled the spare room with typewriters? |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
1789 |
So you just had to see what was in the barrel. |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
1790 |
Wouldn't it have been more fun opening the wine barrel? |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
1791 |
Just play along with the de-ticking... you might gain approval... maybe even acceptance into the troop. |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
1792 |
Does this mean he found out about us? |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
1793 |
Whaddaya mean you threw the barrel out?! |
1.2400 |
0.07856 |
50 |
41 |
6 |
3 |
1794 |
This is no fun - get the barrel. |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
1795 |
They go back to school in the fall. |
1.2400 |
0.06737 |
50 |
39 |
10 |
1 |
1796 |
I self-identify with them. |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
1797 |
They were a lot more fun before you opened the barrel. |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
1798 |
Something feels off about this election year. |
1.2400 |
0.06250 |
75 |
61 |
10 |
4 |
1799 |
They think your the missing link |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
1800 |
At least they sleep in their own barrel. |
1.2400 |
0.06737 |
50 |
39 |
10 |
1 |
1801 |
I wouldn't have let them in but they did say they were distant relatives. |
1.2400 |
0.07856 |
50 |
41 |
6 |
3 |
1802 |
I told you we shouldn't have gotten rid of their typewriters. |
1.2400 |
0.06737 |
50 |
39 |
10 |
1 |
1803 |
Here a chimp; there a chimp; everywhere a chimp chimp |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
1804 |
I thought you said you ordered the full set of twelve? |
1.2400 |
0.07856 |
50 |
41 |
6 |
3 |
1805 |
Fine. Let them jump on the bed. |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
1806 |
Don't wanna be your monkey wench. |
1.2400 |
0.06737 |
50 |
39 |
10 |
1 |
1807 |
Better in the barrel? |
1.2400 |
0.06737 |
50 |
39 |
10 |
1 |
1808 |
Don't complain. You knew about all my nieces and nephews when you married me. |
1.2400 |
0.07856 |
50 |
41 |
6 |
3 |
1809 |
I thought they'd be even more fun out of the barrel. |
1.2391 |
0.08332 |
46 |
38 |
5 |
3 |
1810 |
I don't see the resemblance |
1.2391 |
0.07730 |
46 |
37 |
7 |
2 |
1811 |
So I guess 'Tarzan seeking his Jane' wasn't really a metaphor. |
1.2391 |
0.08332 |
46 |
38 |
5 |
3 |
1812 |
I hoped they'd be more fun out of the barrel. |
1.2381 |
0.07474 |
42 |
33 |
8 |
1 |
1813 |
Still think that new TV would be noisy and intrusive? |
1.2381 |
0.07474 |
42 |
33 |
8 |
1 |
1814 |
So what are you going to do with the barrel? |
1.2373 |
0.07388 |
59 |
49 |
6 |
4 |
1815 |
Now I see why you didn't want to start any monkey business. |
1.2373 |
0.06549 |
59 |
47 |
10 |
2 |
1816 |
Look on the bright side. It could have been snakes! |
1.2364 |
0.06848 |
55 |
44 |
9 |
2 |
1817 |
What do you mean you sold the barrel on ebay !! |
1.2364 |
0.06848 |
55 |
44 |
9 |
2 |
1818 |
Are you in the mood for some monkey business this evening? |
1.2364 |
0.07323 |
55 |
45 |
7 |
3 |
1819 |
They were fun until YOU let them out of the barrel. |
1.2364 |
0.07769 |
55 |
46 |
5 |
4 |
1820 |
Are we in a cage or are they? |
1.2364 |
0.06848 |
55 |
44 |
9 |
2 |
1821 |
How 'bout we try it with the barrel? |
1.2362 |
0.04101 |
127 |
99 |
26 |
2 |
1822 |
A jungle gym might help. |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1823 |
ME?... I thought you said that YOU were going to get her neutered |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1824 |
Would a little monkeying around be out of the question? |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1825 |
Guess we should've gotten a stronger barrel. |
1.2353 |
0.06620 |
51 |
40 |
10 |
1 |
1826 |
You're supposed to scratch his armpit. |
1.2353 |
0.07715 |
51 |
42 |
6 |
3 |
1827 |
Would you be happier if I got the barrel? |
1.2353 |
0.06620 |
51 |
40 |
10 |
1 |
1828 |
We never should have gotten rid of that barrel. |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1829 |
If you really don't like them we can send them back ... |
1.2353 |
0.07715 |
51 |
42 |
6 |
3 |
1830 |
Good thing Costco's having that 20% off sale on bananas. |
1.2353 |
0.06620 |
51 |
40 |
10 |
1 |
1831 |
Where's the other one? |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1832 |
What's chintz? I thought you said chimps. |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1833 |
Let's try to get them back in the barrel. |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1834 |
Tell me again why you didn't want rabbits. |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1835 |
Having fun yet? |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1836 |
Declaw them? Why? |
1.2353 |
0.06620 |
51 |
40 |
10 |
1 |
1837 |
These monkeys flew out of WHAT? |
1.2353 |
0.08207 |
51 |
43 |
4 |
4 |
1838 |
I could've sworn it said 12 monkeys to a barrel. |
1.2353 |
0.06620 |
51 |
40 |
10 |
1 |
1839 |
They're here until the Platform Committee finds enough keyboards. |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1840 |
What made you think the barrel was full of wine? |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1841 |
We really never know how the winner will be until after the election. |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
1842 |
Can we get a dog? |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1843 |
It's less fun without the barrel. |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1844 |
Now turn it 180 degrees in a clockwise direction. |
1.2353 |
0.07715 |
51 |
42 |
6 |
3 |
1845 |
I've evolved a lot since my divorce |
1.2353 |
0.07715 |
51 |
42 |
6 |
3 |
1846 |
If the union didn't have such stringent rules for breaks the play would have been written by now. |
1.2353 |
0.05999 |
51 |
39 |
12 |
0 |
1847 |
... but they are our closest cousins |
1.2353 |
0.07188 |
51 |
41 |
8 |
2 |
1848 |
So you're saying it feels like there's a monkey on your back? |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
1849 |
When you mentioned purchasing barrel of monkeys I thought you were talking about a trendy microbrew |
1.2344 |
0.07632 |
64 |
55 |
3 |
6 |
1850 |
You should not have listed on LinkedIn that you worked for the Chiquita company. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
1851 |
What could I do? They were jumping on the bed! |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
1852 |
We'll need one more to make our marriage work. |
1.2340 |
0.08168 |
47 |
39 |
5 |
3 |
1853 |
What did you do with the barrel? |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
1854 |
It was more fun when they were still inside the barrel. |
1.2340 |
0.08168 |
47 |
39 |
5 |
3 |
1855 |
Maybe we should give one away. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
1856 |
Didn't you say we should monkey around more? |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
1857 |
You said the house felt empty. |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
1858 |
What a relief! I thought you'd said "Let's stay home and watch The Monkees." |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
1859 |
That's it. We've got to lay off Ben & Jerry"s Ice Cream. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
1860 |
My brother met their mother on safari. |
1.2333 |
0.06451 |
60 |
48 |
10 |
2 |
1861 |
Maybe we were supposed to leave them in the barrel. |
1.2329 |
0.05694 |
73 |
58 |
13 |
2 |
1862 |
The best part of being an uncle is when they go home |
1.2321 |
0.07203 |
56 |
46 |
7 |
3 |
1863 |
You can't say that we were not warned about opening that barrel. |
1.2321 |
0.07203 |
56 |
46 |
7 |
3 |
1864 |
Enough of this monkey business! |
1.2321 |
0.07203 |
56 |
46 |
7 |
3 |
1865 |
We should have left them in the barrel. |
1.2321 |
0.04743 |
112 |
90 |
18 |
4 |
1866 |
We should review the airbnb booking requests more carefully. |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1867 |
The joke writes itself. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1868 |
Your profile on the dating website said you loved animals. Was that a misstatement? |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1869 |
Loving you has made me bananas |
1.2308 |
0.07578 |
52 |
43 |
6 |
3 |
1870 |
They're more fun when you keep them in the barrell. |
1.2308 |
0.07063 |
52 |
42 |
8 |
2 |
1871 |
Not quite the barrel of fun I remember. |
1.2308 |
0.07063 |
52 |
42 |
8 |
2 |
1872 |
These "Survey Monkey" office parties are starting to bore me! |
1.2308 |
0.06508 |
52 |
41 |
10 |
1 |
1873 |
I guess you're getting a "monkey do." |
1.2308 |
0.07578 |
52 |
43 |
6 |
3 |
1874 |
You insisted we let that nice Capuchin couple live with us. |
1.2308 |
0.07063 |
52 |
42 |
8 |
2 |
1875 |
I didn't envision this when you asked if I wanted to monkey around. |
1.2308 |
0.07063 |
52 |
42 |
8 |
2 |
1876 |
I told you we should get monkey insurance. |
1.2308 |
0.06508 |
52 |
41 |
10 |
1 |
1877 |
It's less fun now that they're out of the barrel. |
1.2308 |
0.07759 |
39 |
31 |
7 |
1 |
1878 |
I thought it said 'sea monkeys'. |
1.2308 |
0.07063 |
52 |
42 |
8 |
2 |
1879 |
They worked harder before they joined the union |
1.2308 |
0.06508 |
52 |
41 |
10 |
1 |
1880 |
We should've kept the Barrel they came in. |
1.2308 |
0.06508 |
52 |
41 |
10 |
1 |
1881 |
At least we no one's jumping on the bed. |
1.2308 |
0.05900 |
52 |
40 |
12 |
0 |
1882 |
This is certainly the nicest barrel I've been in. |
1.2308 |
0.07063 |
52 |
42 |
8 |
2 |
1883 |
They just finished downloading everything Shakespeare ever wrote . Now what?
31,0,0,I said call Monroe County Movers not Monkey Movers
33,3,0,So this is all there is to it? Having more fun than a barrel of monkeys? Eh!
38,7,3,I thought you said you were a Tiger Mom.
36,3,0,Ok. I'm really sorry ... but eleven is just one short of a dozen.
35,4,1,You're right. You are as much fun as a barrel of monkeys.
29,3,0,I thought you said you liked monkeys
40,2,1,Mom told me they weren't mine.
35,3,0,I thought we left the urban jungle when we moved to the suburbs.
51,9,5,I'm actually thrilled I won them.
35,5,0,when we agreed to help the homeless I had something else in mind.
55,23,4,And take the barrel with you.
44,13,4,At least we could ignore the eight-hundred-pound gorilla.
49,17,3,How much time is left on your monkey-of-the-month club?
42,7,2,I wonder what the 12th monkey is up to.
51,10,1,Is this your idea of a barrel of fun?
51,23,2,I still think we made the right decision not to have children.
29,1,0,Can't they stay with anyone one else in Cleveland until July?
36,7,0,Complete works of Shakespeare again. They need the break time.
36,3,0,You said you wanted an entertaining evening at home.
39,3,2,Do you think they'll ever grow up?
41,9,2,They want to know if we'd consider voting 3rd party". |
1.2308 |
0.07578 |
52 |
43 |
6 |
3 |
1884 |
I loved the first monkey. |
1.2308 |
0.06508 |
52 |
41 |
10 |
1 |
1885 |
I told you this is what happens when you throw out the barrel! |
1.2308 |
0.07063 |
52 |
42 |
8 |
2 |
1886 |
Really? You think they're multiplying? |
1.2308 |
0.08061 |
52 |
44 |
4 |
4 |
1887 |
Maybe we should just let them jump on the bed. |
1.2308 |
0.06508 |
52 |
41 |
10 |
1 |
1888 |
Now think real hard...where did you put that barrel?... |
1.2308 |
0.05900 |
52 |
40 |
12 |
0 |
1889 |
I warned you not to go on Genealogy Roadshow. |
1.2308 |
0.05748 |
78 |
63 |
12 |
3 |
1890 |
It would be great if you could participate in the grooming. |
1.2308 |
0.07578 |
52 |
43 |
6 |
3 |
1891 |
I said let's monkey around. You take everything so literally. |
1.2308 |
0.05900 |
52 |
40 |
12 |
0 |
1892 |
Remind me again why we decided not to have children. |
1.2308 |
0.06508 |
52 |
41 |
10 |
1 |
1893 |
You said to invite our close relatives. |
1.2308 |
0.07578 |
52 |
43 |
6 |
3 |
1894 |
Can I interest you in a Daiquiri? |
1.2308 |
0.07063 |
52 |
42 |
8 |
2 |
1895 |
Training them as massage therapists. Why ? |
1.2308 |
0.06508 |
52 |
41 |
10 |
1 |
1896 |
Are you still in the monkey business? |
1.2308 |
0.06508 |
52 |
41 |
10 |
1 |
1897 |
Has the adoption agency returned your call? |
1.2308 |
0.05900 |
52 |
40 |
12 |
0 |
1898 |
I told you we should have kept them in the barrel. |
1.2308 |
0.07063 |
52 |
42 |
8 |
2 |
1899 |
They seem to have adjusted to our natural surroundings! |
1.2308 |
0.05900 |
52 |
40 |
12 |
0 |
1900 |
The box said a dozen.............. |
1.2308 |
0.07578 |
52 |
43 |
6 |
3 |
1901 |
Looks like you had a hoo-hoo-ha-ha kind of day at work. |
1.2295 |
0.06356 |
61 |
49 |
10 |
2 |
1902 |
I have no idea where the barrel is. You had it last. |
1.2292 |
0.06815 |
48 |
38 |
9 |
1 |
1903 |
Now I've had enough fun. Where did you put the barrel? |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
1904 |
I hate it when the banana shipment is delayed! |
1.2292 |
0.06815 |
48 |
38 |
9 |
1 |
1905 |
This simply is not going to work until we get a barrel! |
1.2292 |
0.06815 |
48 |
38 |
9 |
1 |
1906 |
You told them to stop jumping on the bed... |
1.2292 |
0.06815 |
48 |
38 |
9 |
1 |
1907 |
I just wish you had told me that our Airbnb home belonged to Jane Goodall |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
1908 |
Not what I meant by "monkey business". |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
1909 |
How was I to know that you were some monkeys' aunt ? |
1.2292 |
0.08011 |
48 |
40 |
5 |
3 |
1910 |
Do you still want to have children? |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
1911 |
I thought they were your relatives. |
1.2292 |
0.06815 |
48 |
38 |
9 |
1 |
1912 |
”I hear the Bronx Zoo will finish its renovations soon. |
1.2292 |
0.06131 |
48 |
37 |
11 |
0 |
1913 |
Is this my monkey trial? |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
1914 |
Where's the top to the barrel? |
1.2292 |
0.06131 |
48 |
37 |
11 |
0 |
1915 |
Don't mind her Jim-Jim. She's in a mood today. |
1.2292 |
0.06815 |
48 |
38 |
9 |
1 |
1916 |
I thought I told you no monkey business on the first date. |
1.2292 |
0.08011 |
48 |
40 |
5 |
3 |
1917 |
There is an elephant in the room. |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
1918 |
I've grown tired of your monkey business. |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
1919 |
He wants to be a hair stylist. |
1.2292 |
0.07437 |
48 |
39 |
7 |
2 |
1920 |
But I thought you liked it when I said that tonight there would definitely be some monkey business. |
1.2292 |
0.06815 |
48 |
38 |
9 |
1 |
1921 |
You were the one who said our relationship needed more fun. |
1.2292 |
0.06815 |
48 |
38 |
9 |
1 |
1922 |
The last thing I need is another monkey on my back! |
1.2292 |
0.08011 |
48 |
40 |
5 |
3 |
1923 |
I did exactly what you said. I went straight up to my boss and demanded more monkeys. |
1.2292 |
0.06815 |
48 |
38 |
9 |
1 |
1924 |
They never miss a spot when I need a backscratch |
1.2292 |
0.06815 |
48 |
38 |
9 |
1 |
1925 |
I told you that San Simian was not the Hearst estate. |
1.2292 |
0.06131 |
48 |
37 |
11 |
0 |
1926 |
It takes research to reproduce the works of W. Shakespeare! |
1.2286 |
0.10113 |
35 |
30 |
2 |
3 |
1927 |
She said to concentrate on your breath and they would disappear! |
1.2281 |
0.06140 |
57 |
45 |
11 |
1 |
1928 |
We were lucky to get a primate loan with my credit score. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
1929 |
You're the one that wanted children. |
1.2273 |
0.06391 |
44 |
34 |
10 |
0 |
1930 |
I'll release the monkeys when you tell me what's wrong. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
1931 |
I just wanted to show you what it's like when your mother visits. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
1932 |
Life-sized jenga just felt so cliché |
1.2267 |
0.06173 |
75 |
62 |
9 |
4 |
1933 |
I thought you said you hated having an empty nest. |
1.2264 |
0.06942 |
53 |
43 |
8 |
2 |
1934 |
The guy on the phone swore our truckload of typewriters would arrive this morning. |
1.2264 |
0.06398 |
53 |
42 |
10 |
1 |
1935 |
They find the term 'little monkeys' offensive. |
1.2264 |
0.06398 |
53 |
42 |
10 |
1 |
1936 |
The doctor and mama talked today and you all can't be jumpin' on the bed. |
1.2264 |
0.07447 |
53 |
44 |
6 |
3 |
1937 |
You were right: we should have fostered dogs. |
1.2264 |
0.06398 |
53 |
42 |
10 |
1 |
1938 |
What did you do with the 12th monkey? |
1.2264 |
0.07447 |
53 |
44 |
6 |
3 |
1939 |
They shipped the barrel separately. |
1.2264 |
0.06942 |
53 |
43 |
8 |
2 |
1940 |
I'm pretty sure they have 98% of just your DNA. |
1.2264 |
0.06398 |
53 |
42 |
10 |
1 |
1941 |
I guess you're right. We really *did* have more fun than this at your sister's place. |
1.2264 |
0.06398 |
53 |
42 |
10 |
1 |
1942 |
Not fun. |
1.2264 |
0.06942 |
53 |
43 |
8 |
2 |
1943 |
Isn't it sweet that every single one of them wants to take a selfie with you? |
1.2264 |
0.06398 |
53 |
42 |
10 |
1 |
1944 |
I thought we were going to watch 12 Monkeys? |
1.2264 |
0.07447 |
53 |
44 |
6 |
3 |
1945 |
They think you're the twelfth monkey. |
1.2264 |
0.06942 |
53 |
43 |
8 |
2 |
1946 |
its just as effective as your chiropractor and costs half as much |
1.2264 |
0.06398 |
53 |
42 |
10 |
1 |
1947 |
So we find a barrel that does match the couch. |
1.2264 |
0.06398 |
53 |
42 |
10 |
1 |
1948 |
I guess we shouldn't have opened that barrel labeled 'More Fun'. |
1.2264 |
0.06942 |
53 |
43 |
8 |
2 |
1949 |
We need to talk. |
1.2264 |
0.06942 |
53 |
43 |
8 |
2 |
1950 |
I never said anything about being a monkey's aunt! |
1.2263 |
0.04143 |
137 |
110 |
23 |
4 |
1951 |
It's only for a few years. |
1.2250 |
0.07585 |
40 |
32 |
7 |
1 |
1952 |
But the house is paid off. |
1.2250 |
0.08388 |
40 |
33 |
5 |
2 |
1953 |
The barrel went out with the morning recycling. |
1.2245 |
0.06691 |
49 |
39 |
9 |
1 |
1954 |
Isn't it time they stopped coming back here to do their laundry? |
1.2245 |
0.07299 |
49 |
40 |
7 |
2 |
1955 |
Even the monkey's think I'm bananas. |
1.2245 |
0.08384 |
49 |
42 |
3 |
4 |
1956 |
Are you mad at me? |
1.2245 |
0.07299 |
49 |
40 |
7 |
2 |
1957 |
OK....no more jokes about your monkey business. |
1.2245 |
0.07299 |
49 |
40 |
7 |
2 |
1958 |
Whose uncle? |
1.2245 |
0.06022 |
49 |
38 |
11 |
0 |
1959 |
What is all this monkey business you keep talking about? |
1.2245 |
0.06691 |
49 |
39 |
9 |
1 |
1960 |
Whatever made us think joining the 'monkey of the month' club was a good idea??? |
1.2245 |
0.06022 |
49 |
38 |
11 |
0 |
1961 |
I prefer elephants. |
1.2245 |
0.07860 |
49 |
41 |
5 |
3 |
1962 |
OK. I'll admit now that you ARE more fun than a barrel of moneys. I still don't want to date you. |
1.2245 |
0.06691 |
49 |
39 |
9 |
1 |
1963 |
We probably should have kept the barrel. |
1.2245 |
0.07299 |
49 |
40 |
7 |
2 |
1964 |
They were definitely more fun in the barrel. |
1.2245 |
0.07299 |
49 |
40 |
7 |
2 |
1965 |
It was either this or a flock of seagulls. |
1.2245 |
0.07860 |
49 |
41 |
5 |
3 |
1966 |
Not my monkey. Not my circus. |
1.2245 |
0.07299 |
49 |
40 |
7 |
2 |
1967 |
I'm still waiting for them to type the Encyclopedia Britianica |
1.2245 |
0.06691 |
49 |
39 |
9 |
1 |
1968 |
Where's the more fun? |
1.2245 |
0.06691 |
49 |
39 |
9 |
1 |
1969 |
We never should have opened that barrel. |
1.2245 |
0.06691 |
49 |
39 |
9 |
1 |
1970 |
You've got to stop picking up strangers at monkey bars |
1.2245 |
0.07860 |
49 |
41 |
5 |
3 |
1971 |
You said you wanted to liven up things a bit. |
1.2245 |
0.06691 |
49 |
39 |
9 |
1 |
1972 |
They came in a barrel. And they are NOT funny. |
1.2245 |
0.07299 |
49 |
40 |
7 |
2 |
1973 |
Boy those SurveryMonkey guys really do their research. |
1.2245 |
0.07299 |
49 |
40 |
7 |
2 |
1974 |
They were free with installation. |
1.2245 |
0.07299 |
49 |
40 |
7 |
2 |
1975 |
Just be yourself. They're conducting a research study og human behavior. |
1.2245 |
0.06691 |
49 |
39 |
9 |
1 |
1976 |
I have a firm rule: No monkey business on the first date. |
1.2245 |
0.06691 |
49 |
39 |
9 |
1 |
1977 |
I mean... at least you're getting a head rub. |
1.2245 |
0.07299 |
49 |
40 |
7 |
2 |
1978 |
We can deduct all of them on our taxes. |
1.2245 |
0.07299 |
49 |
40 |
7 |
2 |
1979 |
Shall we watch planet of the apes? |
1.2245 |
0.06691 |
49 |
39 |
9 |
1 |
1980 |
The Monkey House was the lowest rent I could find. |
1.2245 |
0.07860 |
49 |
41 |
5 |
3 |
1981 |
Are you using the barrel to collect rain water again Larry? |
1.2245 |
0.07860 |
49 |
41 |
5 |
3 |
1982 |
A few typewriters and soon we'll have Shakespeare. |
1.2245 |
0.07860 |
49 |
41 |
5 |
3 |
1983 |
If we can get through this test our therapist thinks we will be prepared to bring a child into the marriage. |
1.2245 |
0.07299 |
49 |
40 |
7 |
2 |
1984 |
It feels like a jungle in here. |
1.2245 |
0.06691 |
49 |
39 |
9 |
1 |
1985 |
Roll out the barrel. |
1.2245 |
0.06691 |
49 |
39 |
9 |
1 |
1986 |
Which one's Shakespeare again? |
1.2245 |
0.06022 |
49 |
38 |
11 |
0 |
1987 |
Do you remember where you put that barrell. |
1.2245 |
0.06691 |
49 |
39 |
9 |
1 |
1988 |
Would you mind keeping your monkey mind inside your head? |
1.2241 |
0.06527 |
58 |
47 |
9 |
2 |
1989 |
Enough of your Monkey Business! |
1.2241 |
0.06046 |
58 |
46 |
11 |
1 |
1990 |
I told you we shouldn't start with a barrel. |
1.2241 |
0.06046 |
58 |
46 |
11 |
1 |
1991 |
WELL! Nothing like this has ever happened at one of MY family reunions! |
1.2241 |
0.06046 |
58 |
46 |
11 |
1 |
1992 |
There's one on you... Don't... Move... |
1.2235 |
0.05645 |
85 |
70 |
11 |
4 |
1993 |
The doctor said they help with depression. |
1.2234 |
0.04576 |
94 |
74 |
19 |
1 |
1994 |
Well I hope it takes care of your empty nester syndrome |
1.2222 |
0.07782 |
54 |
46 |
4 |
4 |
1995 |
I'm sorry...I must have forgot to lock the barrel. |
1.2222 |
0.07320 |
54 |
45 |
6 |
3 |
1996 |
I know you said you wanted a dozen monkeys but this is all they had. |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1997 |
Well that one seems to like you. |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1998 |
Is that barrel still in the shed? |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
1999 |
You re-thinking that whole Trump rally thing? |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
2000 |
I thought you said you lived in a funky house. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
2001 |
I hate these family reunions! |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
2002 |
I see your family is in town. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
2003 |
We should have gotten better advice....there just aren't that many accordian players around any more. |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
2004 |
Anything to get you to laugh. |
1.2222 |
0.07320 |
54 |
45 |
6 |
3 |
2005 |
We are moving out of this barrel. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
2006 |
I prefer them in the barrel. |
1.2208 |
0.05735 |
77 |
63 |
11 |
3 |
2007 |
They were more fun when they were inside the barrel. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
2008 |
You just HAD to see what was inside that barrel. |
1.2200 |
0.05918 |
50 |
39 |
11 |
0 |
2009 |
You called the doctor and the doctor said "No more monkeys jumping on the bed?" |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
2010 |
Now (underline Now) do you think my mother is worse than a roomful of monkeys? |
1.2200 |
0.07714 |
50 |
42 |
5 |
3 |
2011 |
You were supposed to order a dozen. |
1.2200 |
0.06571 |
50 |
40 |
9 |
1 |
2012 |
You hated being an empty nester. This should cheer you up. |
1.2200 |
0.06571 |
50 |
40 |
9 |
1 |
2013 |
You have to get at least 11 monkeys to find one that will give good head massages |
1.2200 |
0.06571 |
50 |
40 |
9 |
1 |
2014 |
Trumpy is going to train them to build the wall |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
2015 |
Now are you ready to believe me when I say I'm the monkey's uncle. |
1.2200 |
0.05918 |
50 |
39 |
11 |
0 |
2016 |
Curios is one thing....i think George is overly social |
1.2200 |
0.07714 |
50 |
42 |
5 |
3 |
2017 |
You said "We never monkey around anymore". |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
2018 |
Please tell me you got them vaccinated. |
1.2200 |
0.05918 |
50 |
39 |
11 |
0 |
2019 |
Let's put 'em back in the barrel. |
1.2200 |
0.07714 |
50 |
42 |
5 |
3 |
2020 |
It's cheaper if we have another. |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
2021 |
Just think how much we'll get done with an extra 22 opposable thumbs! |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
2022 |
No barrels? |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
2023 |
I'm going to survey them for a change! |
1.2200 |
0.07714 |
50 |
42 |
5 |
3 |
2024 |
Lighten up! |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
2025 |
I promise they'll start writing Shakespeare soon. |
1.2200 |
0.05918 |
50 |
39 |
11 |
0 |
2026 |
They outgrew the barrel. |
1.2200 |
0.05918 |
50 |
39 |
11 |
0 |
2027 |
Did you keep the lid for that barrel? |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
2028 |
I knew I should have done a DNA on your family before I married you. |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
2029 |
You told me to get the monkeys off my back... |
1.2200 |
0.06571 |
50 |
40 |
9 |
1 |
2030 |
I get it! |
1.2200 |
0.06571 |
50 |
40 |
9 |
1 |
2031 |
You know opening a barrel of monkeys is much more fun than opening a can of worms. |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
2032 |
They're just visiting primatologists studying our social interactions. |
1.2200 |
0.06571 |
50 |
40 |
9 |
1 |
2033 |
I told you not to touch the barrel. This happens every time George! |
1.2200 |
0.07714 |
50 |
42 |
5 |
3 |
2034 |
I can't believe you threw away the barrel. |
1.2200 |
0.06571 |
50 |
40 |
9 |
1 |
2035 |
I should be the one who's upset. I told them I wanted a dozen. |
1.2200 |
0.06571 |
50 |
40 |
9 |
1 |
2036 |
Whoever said life was a barrel of monkeys was an idiot. |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
2037 |
Maybe we should have tried the greatest thing since sliced bread. |
1.2200 |
0.07714 |
50 |
42 |
5 |
3 |
2038 |
What do you mean we need a separate bathroom for primates? |
1.2200 |
0.06571 |
50 |
40 |
9 |
1 |
2039 |
You win. Set up the appointment at the adoption agency. |
1.2200 |
0.07714 |
50 |
42 |
5 |
3 |
2040 |
the guy with the barrel said he will be over shortly. |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
2041 |
Where's the typewriter? |
1.2200 |
0.07714 |
50 |
42 |
5 |
3 |
2042 |
I told you not to leave the bananas out. |
1.2200 |
0.06571 |
50 |
40 |
9 |
1 |
2043 |
Told you so. Aren't I more fun than the barrel of monkeys? |
1.2200 |
0.06571 |
50 |
40 |
9 |
1 |
2044 |
is there a better time for me to call on you...? |
1.2200 |
0.06571 |
50 |
40 |
9 |
1 |
2045 |
You said it would just be five little monkeys jumping on the bed! |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
2046 |
Any second now - Hamlet! |
1.2200 |
0.07714 |
50 |
42 |
5 |
3 |
2047 |
When Jane Goodall brings the office home with her. |
1.2200 |
0.06571 |
50 |
40 |
9 |
1 |
2048 |
Apparently the five little monkeys were doing a bit more than just "jumping" on the bed. |
1.2200 |
0.06571 |
50 |
40 |
9 |
1 |
2049 |
I knew we should have had children. |
1.2200 |
0.07714 |
50 |
42 |
5 |
3 |
2050 |
The barrel is out for cleaning. |
1.2200 |
0.06571 |
50 |
40 |
9 |
1 |
2051 |
Now where did you put that barrel? |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
2052 |
The goldfish died. |
1.2200 |
0.07166 |
50 |
41 |
7 |
2 |
2053 |
That's it! One more and I'm out of here! |
1.2200 |
0.06571 |
50 |
40 |
9 |
1 |
2054 |
Maybe it's time we have the birth control talk with them. |
1.2195 |
0.07418 |
41 |
33 |
7 |
1 |
2055 |
A barrelful really ISN'T a lot of fun. |
1.2195 |
0.07418 |
41 |
33 |
7 |
1 |
2056 |
I thought that was just rabbits. |
1.2193 |
0.04622 |
114 |
93 |
17 |
4 |
2057 |
Alfred Hitchcock's never before seen sequel to the birds. |
1.2182 |
0.06712 |
55 |
45 |
8 |
2 |
2058 |
But you wanted me to think outside the box for our anniversary. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2059 |
I really wish you hadn't recycled that barrel! |
1.2174 |
0.08744 |
46 |
40 |
2 |
4 |
2060 |
I thought a barrel was supposed to come with twelve monkeys. |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
2061 |
Why did you put the barrel in the recycle bin? |
1.2174 |
0.06149 |
46 |
36 |
10 |
0 |
2062 |
I told you we needed a barrel for it to be fun! |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
2063 |
I still think it is better than having cockroaches! |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
2064 |
At least they aren't jumping on the bed. |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
2065 |
I guess it's true - nearly everything is more fun than a barrel monkeys. |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
2066 |
Guess the evening hasn't evolved as you wanted. |
1.2174 |
0.06149 |
46 |
36 |
10 |
0 |
2067 |
We should've let them jump on the bed. |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
2068 |
The salesman assured me they're not the 'feces-throwing' kind. |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
2069 |
They're way more fun in the barrel. |
1.2167 |
0.05867 |
60 |
48 |
11 |
1 |
2070 |
Darwin only had a cat. |
1.2162 |
0.05858 |
74 |
61 |
10 |
3 |
2071 |
When I asked the DNA Lab to find our nearest genetic relatives I didn't expect this. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2072 |
The Rise of the Lounge of the Apes' |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
2073 |
You said if we "bungled in the jungle" it would spice up our sex life. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2074 |
Just what is it you're trying to tell me? |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2075 |
I have more in the bedroom. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2076 |
Did you open the barrel? |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2077 |
No. You're the one that insisted we don't need the barrel. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2078 |
Why not cats? |
1.2157 |
0.05817 |
51 |
40 |
11 |
0 |
2079 |
I thought we ordered a dozen monkeys. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2080 |
They're no fun--put them back in the barrel. |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
2081 |
We're out of bananas again! |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2082 |
It's just like when the children went off to college---now they're coming home. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2083 |
One word and you'll be sleeping with the monkeys. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2084 |
On the other hand we did need a new rain barrel. |
1.2157 |
0.05817 |
51 |
40 |
11 |
0 |
2085 |
I realky think they were more fun when they were in the barrel. |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
2086 |
Would it be more fun if I put them back in the barrel? |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
2087 |
I had considered giving you the silent treatment. |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2088 |
You're Airbnb listing said no dogs or cats. |
1.2143 |
0.06408 |
42 |
33 |
9 |
0 |
2089 |
Not so fun without the barrel as it turns out. |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
2090 |
You didn't mind it when your family overstayed. |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
2091 |
Another day in the New Yorker writer's room |
1.2143 |
0.08018 |
42 |
35 |
5 |
2 |
2092 |
When did your circus become my circus? |
1.2143 |
0.06091 |
56 |
45 |
10 |
1 |
2093 |
Having students over is why I’m the favorite instructor at Aero Simian. |
1.2143 |
0.08018 |
42 |
35 |
5 |
2 |
2094 |
Let's chop down the banana tree. |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
2095 |
Now we know it takes 11 |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
2096 |
We should go buy a bunch of typewriters. If we give them enough time one of them is sure to write "Hamlet - The Sequel." |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2097 |
I think it's time we quit monkeying around and picked a candidate we can support. |
1.2131 |
0.07057 |
61 |
52 |
5 |
4 |
2098 |
I told you not to buy the barrel size. |
1.2128 |
0.08010 |
47 |
40 |
4 |
3 |
2099 |
One's missing ! |
1.2128 |
0.07410 |
47 |
39 |
6 |
2 |
2100 |
Your extended family seem fun. |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
2101 |
I think I'll get the barrel. |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
2102 |
I warned you to leave them in the barrel...................... |
1.2128 |
0.07410 |
47 |
39 |
6 |
2 |
2103 |
I guess they had you over a barrel. |
1.2128 |
0.07410 |
47 |
39 |
6 |
2 |
2104 |
I thought that the label on the barrel was a joke. |
1.2128 |
0.07410 |
47 |
39 |
6 |
2 |
2105 |
Aperitif before dinner? |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
2106 |
Time to play find the bannana. |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
2107 |
What?! I needed their barrel for my home brew. |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
2108 |
The doctor just said no jumping on the bed. |
1.2128 |
0.08010 |
47 |
40 |
4 |
3 |
2109 |
Inform him I dislike it when he uses the monkeys to communicate. |
1.2128 |
0.08010 |
47 |
40 |
4 |
3 |
2110 |
But you promised me a dozen! |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
2111 |
YOU ask them to leave. They're your relatives. |
1.2128 |
0.07410 |
47 |
39 |
6 |
2 |
2112 |
Why did you let them out of the barrel? |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
2113 |
I smell something...did you fart? |
1.2128 |
0.07410 |
47 |
39 |
6 |
2 |
2114 |
They want pole lamps. |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
2115 |
They came free with the barrel. |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
2116 |
Your profile didn't say anything about metaphors. |
1.2128 |
0.06034 |
47 |
37 |
10 |
0 |
2117 |
This will prepare us for a visit from your relatives. |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
2118 |
I told you to keep the barrel. |
1.2128 |
0.08010 |
47 |
40 |
4 |
3 |
2119 |
Maybe we should have gone with the 800-lb. gorilla. |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
2120 |
Make up your mind woman! Now it's too much monkey business? |
1.2128 |
0.07410 |
47 |
39 |
6 |
2 |
2121 |
Relax -- his jerking your head back and forth means Bim-Bim likes you! |
1.2121 |
0.05919 |
66 |
54 |
10 |
2 |
2122 |
Monkeys don't breed well in captivity...yea right.
50,9,3,Would this be more fun if we got a barrel?
79,17,17,What's wrong?
56,13,8,Are you sure they're all mine?
46,11,2,I told you they’d get bored watching ‘Planet of the Apes’ again.
36,5,1,Pre-typing research I presume.
38,7,2,They need to get back to the typewriters and come up with a catchier title.
47,11,4,Consider this the last time I give you my Costco card.
53,18,5,I think the extermination worked. Do you see any ants?
43,10,2,Is it possible to get all this fun back into the barrel?
37,7,1,This is the last time we open our house for a political convention.
29,3,0,Wrong Barrel
45,2,3,They were more fun when they could fit in the barrel.
35,7,1,Did you forget to pick up bananas again?
38,7,1,Ms. Goodall didn't say anything about TV time
44,8,3,Left the lid off the barrel again did ya'?
56,17,8,Without the barrel it all seems rather pointless.
44,3,0,By tomorrow night we will be living outside of Phoenix in the Primate Relocation Program.
37,5,1,Cage Freed?
34,1,1,I say it should be Booth and they should be cats
95,9,0,The salesman told me the missing one made the mistake of outpolling Bruce Willis for best actor
40,6,4,Me Plaintiff. You Jane.
69,19,13,It's not you...
45,10,3,One day they'll evolve
55,10,8,They were a lot more fun in the barrel
36,6,1,That 11th monkey was probably not the best decision
46,14,3,Did I mention that I've started an organ-grinder franchise?
41,9,2,I think our barrel has sprung a leak.
55,7,2,I'm in the mood for love.
43,10,2,Do we have ANY bananas?
32,3,1,So was more fun when they were in the barrel?
36,4,1,I don't care what the surprise is. I'm [i]not[/i] opening my eyes.
39,7,2,It doesn't get any more fun than this.
63,22,10,I feel like you're not really listening.
72,23,12,You and Costco are done.
43,6,3,Did you pray for a barrel of monkey instead of money ?
36,5,1,I thought they'd help me bring up the subject of a little monkey business.
28,1,0,I should have married Chiquita Banana!
60,30,6,It's not a good idea to open the attachments in your spam folder
35,1,0,Which one of them's Mickey's?
37,8,0,This isn't quite what I meant by 'adopt'
31,0,0,Where did you even get these monkeys Steve?
58,20,7,It was buy one get ten free.
58,18,5,It still beats having kids.
44,14,3,Let’s reconsider our “Chimp-of-the-Month Club” membership.
39,7,1,Blame PETA; they broke the barrel". |
1.2121 |
0.05919 |
66 |
54 |
10 |
2 |
2123 |
Wow! Nothing could be more fun than that! Your turn to get the barrel and put them all back in again.... |
1.2118 |
0.05047 |
85 |
69 |
14 |
2 |
2124 |
It will be more fun when the barrel ships. |
1.2115 |
0.06913 |
52 |
43 |
7 |
2 |
2125 |
I told you our date would be a barrel full of monkeys. |
1.2115 |
0.06344 |
52 |
42 |
9 |
1 |
2126 |
What do you think we should call that new wrench I invented? |
1.2115 |
0.06913 |
52 |
43 |
7 |
2 |
2127 |
The instructions on the bottom of the barrel state "Dump monkeys onto table. Pick up one monkey by an arm. Hook other arm through a second monkey's arm. Continue making a chain." |
1.2115 |
0.06344 |
52 |
42 |
9 |
1 |
2128 |
When are your relatives leaving? |
1.2115 |
0.06913 |
52 |
43 |
7 |
2 |
2129 |
The doctor really said we can't let them jump on the bed anymore? |
1.2115 |
0.06913 |
52 |
43 |
7 |
2 |
2130 |
My dating profile said I was only interested in hanging out. |
1.2115 |
0.06344 |
52 |
42 |
9 |
1 |
2131 |
No I thought you let them out of the barrel |
1.2115 |
0.06344 |
52 |
42 |
9 |
1 |
2132 |
No I don't think it's a "Good idea to get friendly with them now before the inevitable Ape Overthrow of Humanity." |
1.2115 |
0.07438 |
52 |
44 |
5 |
3 |
2133 |
The fun started when I opened the barrel. |
1.2115 |
0.05719 |
52 |
41 |
11 |
0 |
2134 |
That doesn't peel. |
1.2115 |
0.07438 |
52 |
44 |
5 |
3 |
2135 |
Isn't it time for them to go back to their barrel? |
1.2105 |
0.07691 |
38 |
31 |
6 |
1 |
2136 |
I thought your dating profile said money's all over the house. |
1.2105 |
0.08566 |
38 |
32 |
4 |
2 |
2137 |
But they're much better than having roaches. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2138 |
It's a new caucusing strategy we're developing. |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
2139 |
I think of them as distant cousins. |
1.2093 |
0.06277 |
43 |
34 |
9 |
0 |
2140 |
I don't think this is going to work out. |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
2141 |
You never should've opened that barrel |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
2142 |
This would be more fun if we still had the barrel. |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
2143 |
They are cheaper than the Premium Cable package! |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
2144 |
I thought they would cure your empty nest syndrome. |
1.2093 |
0.06277 |
43 |
34 |
9 |
0 |
2145 |
Monkeys see and monkeys do! |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
2146 |
It just seems that the fun has gone from our marriage since you threw away the barrel. |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
2147 |
My Sister dropped the kids off |
1.2093 |
0.06277 |
43 |
34 |
9 |
0 |
2148 |
Perhaps they're more fun in the barrel. |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
2149 |
You were right. It -was- more fun than a barrel of monkeys... |
1.2093 |
0.08522 |
43 |
37 |
3 |
3 |
2150 |
We need to have more fun. |
1.2090 |
0.05438 |
67 |
54 |
12 |
1 |
2151 |
You only told them to stay off the bed. |
1.2083 |
0.06630 |
48 |
39 |
8 |
1 |
2152 |
Because cats can't perform CPR when they find me non-responsive. |
1.2083 |
0.05924 |
48 |
38 |
10 |
0 |
2153 |
Maybe they're only fun if they stay in the barrel. |
1.2083 |
0.06630 |
48 |
39 |
8 |
1 |
2154 |
No more trips to Bargain Barrel....ok? |
1.2083 |
0.06630 |
48 |
39 |
8 |
1 |
2155 |
You said you were missing the children. |
1.2083 |
0.06630 |
48 |
39 |
8 |
1 |
2156 |
What happened to the cats? What happened to the cats? |
1.2083 |
0.06630 |
48 |
39 |
8 |
1 |
2157 |
They would have been cheaper if we'd gotten a dozen. |
1.2083 |
0.06630 |
48 |
39 |
8 |
1 |
2158 |
I couldn't rent "Twelve Monkeys" but they had eleven. |
1.2083 |
0.07854 |
48 |
41 |
4 |
3 |
2159 |
They want to know your intentions. |
1.2083 |
0.07268 |
48 |
40 |
6 |
2 |
2160 |
I told you that offering babysitting to the Wicked Witch wasn't a good idea. |
1.2083 |
0.07268 |
48 |
40 |
6 |
2 |
2161 |
Are you sure that's the whole barrel? |
1.2083 |
0.06630 |
48 |
39 |
8 |
1 |
2162 |
You needed to test the "more fun than a barrel of" expression? |
1.2083 |
0.06630 |
48 |
39 |
8 |
1 |
2163 |
I am sick and tired of your friends always hanging around. |
1.2083 |
0.07268 |
48 |
40 |
6 |
2 |
2164 |
I warned you; the kids will grow up and so will their toys. |
1.2083 |
0.07268 |
48 |
40 |
6 |
2 |
2165 |
I thought you meant sea monkeys. |
1.2083 |
0.06630 |
48 |
39 |
8 |
1 |
2166 |
This is not what I meant when I said bring your friends from the zoo over for dinner. |
1.2083 |
0.06630 |
48 |
39 |
8 |
1 |
2167 |
I told you we shouldn't have had kids. |
1.2083 |
0.06630 |
48 |
39 |
8 |
1 |
2168 |
Oh. You wanted "Me" to be more fun. |
1.2083 |
0.07268 |
48 |
40 |
6 |
2 |
2169 |
Maybe they'd be more fun if they were in a barrel. |
1.2083 |
0.05924 |
48 |
38 |
10 |
0 |
2170 |
How long before our free subscription runs out? |
1.2083 |
0.06630 |
48 |
39 |
8 |
1 |
2171 |
You couldn't get an even dozen? They're cheaper. |
1.2083 |
0.07268 |
48 |
40 |
6 |
2 |
2172 |
And you thought herding cats was tough. |
1.2083 |
0.07854 |
48 |
41 |
4 |
3 |
2173 |
Maybe Donald will build another wall. |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2174 |
I liked them better inside the barrel. |
1.2083 |
0.07268 |
48 |
40 |
6 |
2 |
2175 |
Look at me Marge. |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
2176 |
I'm tired of your monkey business. I want a divorce. |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
2177 |
They said the typewriters will be arriving separately. |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
2178 |
Why are you complaining?They're from your side of the family. |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
2179 |
Maybe its time to get your tubes tied. |
1.2073 |
0.05686 |
82 |
69 |
9 |
4 |
2180 |
I told you not to add water. |
1.2069 |
0.07279 |
58 |
50 |
4 |
4 |
2181 |
I don't think I can stand any more of your monkeying around |
1.2063 |
0.06054 |
63 |
52 |
9 |
2 |
2182 |
Most definitely not fun... so how are we going to get them back in that damn barrel? |
1.2059 |
0.04480 |
102 |
83 |
17 |
2 |
2183 |
I am nice when your family visits. |
1.2051 |
0.07510 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
1 |
2184 |
I read somewhere they're cheaper by the dozen. |
1.2049 |
0.04647 |
122 |
103 |
13 |
6 |
2185 |
It sure feels emptier since twelve left. |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
2186 |
They say you should let the rescue monkey choose you. |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
2187 |
Do we still have the barrel? |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
2188 |
It's your turn. |
1.2045 |
0.07680 |
44 |
37 |
5 |
2 |
2189 |
I thought I ordered 11 pipers piping. |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
2190 |
Maybe we should have left them in the barrel. |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
2191 |
Aren't you glad we did the humane thing? |
1.2045 |
0.06151 |
44 |
35 |
9 |
0 |
2192 |
We need a bigger barrel. |
1.2045 |
0.06151 |
44 |
35 |
9 |
0 |
2193 |
Your hairdresser has alot of followers. |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
2194 |
I didn't mean "more fun than a barrel full of monkeys" literally. |
1.2045 |
0.07680 |
44 |
37 |
5 |
2 |
2195 |
I think they want their typewriters back. |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
2196 |
I think they were more fun when they were still in the barrel. |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
2197 |
Maybe number twelve went to the movies. |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
2198 |
I was thinking of getting some more monkeys. |
1.2045 |
0.08340 |
44 |
38 |
3 |
3 |
2199 |
Did you remember bananas? |
1.2045 |
0.06151 |
44 |
35 |
9 |
0 |
2200 |
I .don't have a problem with celebrating the Chinese Year of the Monkey - I just think this is a bit too much. |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
2201 |
Why did you have to see if they'd be more fun out of the barrel? |
1.2045 |
0.07680 |
44 |
37 |
5 |
2 |
2202 |
Look at the bright side. We won't have to pay for any college education expenses. |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
2203 |
This is why I asked for the credit card. I did not ask you to sign up for "Amazon primates!" |
1.2045 |
0.07680 |
44 |
37 |
5 |
2 |
2204 |
You said no kids. I assumed that covered all species. |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
2205 |
I told you a vasectomy was needed. |
1.2041 |
0.07704 |
49 |
42 |
4 |
3 |
2206 |
You really thought I asked for a monkey ranch? |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2207 |
Now do understand how the parties pick their candidates? |
1.2041 |
0.08237 |
49 |
43 |
2 |
4 |
2208 |
But you said you wanted to monkey around tonight. |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
2209 |
It's not so bad -- they only received a six-month research grant. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2210 |
It's your turn to clean the litter box. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2211 |
They were funnier when we kept them in the barrel. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2212 |
I thought it was the wine barrel. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2213 |
I guess that barrel needs a tight lid. |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
2214 |
The kids playing Jumanji or did you open the barrel? |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2215 |
I knew that his zoology degree would be a problem. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2216 |
Maybe it’s actually the barrel that makes it so much fun. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2217 |
You never mentioned the long line of organ grinders in your family tree... |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2218 |
You had to drop the barrel. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2219 |
Can I offer you a banana? |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2220 |
Amazon had a buy one get ten free special. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2221 |
You just had to get rid of that barrel. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2222 |
So just why did you open the barrel? |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2223 |
Exactly how many barrels did you order? |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2224 |
It's better than the in-laws. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2225 |
And whose bright idea was it to sell the monolith? |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2226 |
This would be more fun if we had the full barrel |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2227 |
It'll be more fun than a barrel of monkeys she said. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2228 |
I thought you said you were getting a dog |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2229 |
There was a sale on primates at Petco. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2230 |
It's time to put them back in the barrel. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2231 |
I don't know what you are talking about. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2232 |
I hate when your nephews come over. |
1.2041 |
0.07704 |
49 |
42 |
4 |
3 |
2233 |
Just think: one more and we'll have enough for a Barrel of Monkeys. Imagine the fun we'll have then ... |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2234 |
We'll be lucky to get a 'Twilight' sequel out of this bunch... |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2235 |
The fun ends when they start throwing their poop. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2236 |
Think of the reality show potential. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2237 |
I thought the eBay listing was for a barrel of munchies. |
1.2041 |
0.07704 |
49 |
42 |
4 |
3 |
2238 |
I divorced my first wife because she kept bringing cats home! |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2239 |
Wellll....somebody's got a nice new blouse! |
1.2041 |
0.07704 |
49 |
42 |
4 |
3 |
2240 |
Living next to the zoo is getting old quick! |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
2241 |
I liked them better on your back. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2242 |
Happy now...you're a Monkey's Uncle. |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
2243 |
There was a sale at Crate & Barrel Of Monkeys. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2244 |
My wish was for a roomful of money. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2245 |
You HAD to open the barrel. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2246 |
I stopped horsing around. |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
2247 |
I told you doggie daycare was a better idea. |
1.2037 |
0.06677 |
54 |
45 |
7 |
2 |
2248 |
You and your gibbon take attitude. |
1.2037 |
0.05532 |
54 |
43 |
11 |
0 |
2249 |
Gives a whole new meaning to "monkey in the middle" don'tcha think? |
1.2035 |
0.04383 |
113 |
93 |
17 |
3 |
2250 |
I still think there was a mixup in the maternity ward. |
1.2029 |
0.06047 |
69 |
58 |
8 |
3 |
2251 |
You just had to open the barrel. |
1.2029 |
0.05296 |
69 |
56 |
12 |
1 |
2252 |
Monkey business is booming. |
1.2000 |
0.05714 |
50 |
40 |
10 |
0 |
2253 |
Inviting your family over will not change my mind about Creationism. |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
45 |
38 |
5 |
2 |
2254 |
I thought I was getting a deal on wine. |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
45 |
38 |
5 |
2 |
2255 |
Of all the mail-order courses to take you had to pick primatology. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
2256 |
I liked them better when they were just jumping' on the bed. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
2257 |
This marriage is driving me bananas. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
45 |
36 |
9 |
0 |
2258 |
This is not what I meant when I suggested "12 Monkeys" for date night. |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
45 |
38 |
5 |
2 |
2259 |
You should be flattered - Bobo never gropes a face on the first date. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
2260 |
When did you say Tarzan and Jane were coming back?? |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
45 |
38 |
5 |
2 |
2261 |
I trust that's the last time you'll refer to me as Curious George? |
1.2000 |
0.04815 |
70 |
56 |
14 |
0 |
2262 |
It's time to call a professional. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
2263 |
What happened to the typewriters? |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
2264 |
I'm sorry. I could only afford half a barrel. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
2265 |
I think they like your place. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
2266 |
They're merely chaotic extensions of my finely tuned sex drive. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
2267 |
I hope you remembered the bananas. |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
45 |
38 |
5 |
2 |
2268 |
I don't think this is fun at all! |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
2269 |
I can't help but think you're up to some monkey business. |
1.2000 |
0.05695 |
75 |
63 |
9 |
3 |
2270 |
I thought they were only talking about cage free chickens. |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
45 |
38 |
5 |
2 |
2271 |
YOU didn't want kids... |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
2272 |
This is your idea of monkeying around? |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
45 |
36 |
9 |
0 |
2273 |
I thought you said this would be fun. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
2274 |
Perhaps a barrelful was too many. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
2275 |
These pre war apartments always have a pest problem. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
45 |
36 |
9 |
0 |
2276 |
Not what you had in mind for that swinging group from Airbnb? |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
2277 |
I checked Amazon- they don't sell Jumanji. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
2278 |
I wish the vet hadn't recommended in vitro. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
2279 |
This is not working. I'll put them back in the barrel. |
1.2000 |
0.05714 |
50 |
40 |
10 |
0 |
2280 |
You said they would stay in the barrel. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
45 |
36 |
9 |
0 |
2281 |
Jeffery you promised not to bring your work home. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
2282 |
But which one stole my yellow hat? |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
45 |
38 |
5 |
2 |
2283 |
I liked it better when we were the only primates living here. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
2284 |
Tell him you just want to hang out. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
2285 |
Did the barrel come with a guarantee of fun? |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
2286 |
It only makes sense if you are Jane Goodall |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
2287 |
Kids made the point. They are not worse than a troop of monkeys. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
2288 |
So much for abstinence education. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
2289 |
I can't remember the last time I had a banana on my cereal. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
2290 |
It's your turn to put the monkeys back in the barrel. |
1.2000 |
0.06860 |
35 |
28 |
7 |
0 |
2291 |
You're the one that wanted pets. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
2292 |
I told you your breath smells like bananas. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
45 |
36 |
9 |
0 |
2293 |
Where are the other two monkeys? |
1.2000 |
0.07428 |
30 |
24 |
6 |
0 |
2294 |
Have you noticed it's getting harder to keep bananas in the house? |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
45 |
36 |
9 |
0 |
2295 |
For my prime mate. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
2296 |
I told you home schooling was going to be a challenge. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
2297 |
I think almost anything is more fun than a barrel of monkeys. |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
45 |
38 |
5 |
2 |
2298 |
It’s confirmed - a barrel of monkeys is not fun. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
2299 |
We really need a barrel to make this more fun. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
2300 |
I told you not to invite your whole family. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
2301 |
Let's do some monkey business of our own. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
45 |
39 |
3 |
3 |
2302 |
Don't worry ... They know we are on the endangered species list! |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
2303 |
I have to get these monkeys off my back. |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
45 |
38 |
5 |
2 |
2304 |
Stop with your monkey business! |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
45 |
39 |
3 |
3 |
2305 |
It's only till they find a new habitat. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
2306 |
Wait till I teach them to file our tax returns. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
2307 |
I asked you to order 12 Monkeys. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
2308 |
I didn't hear you complaining when you spent the money we saved on barrel assembly fees |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
45 |
39 |
3 |
3 |
2309 |
No. We should not get a cat! |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
2310 |
You were right . I should have ordered the full barrel. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
45 |
39 |
3 |
3 |
2311 |
I can't resist a BOGO. |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
45 |
38 |
5 |
2 |
2312 |
I really wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
2313 |
Pandora - I told you not to open the barrel. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
2314 |
At least we didn't get Dalmatians! |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
2315 |
How many monkeys jumping on the bed? |
1.2000 |
0.05714 |
50 |
40 |
10 |
0 |
2316 |
Just look at the camera and say "cheese." |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
2317 |
I thought you were supposed to get the bananas. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
2318 |
But they only mimic people they like. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
2319 |
This monkey business is getting out of hand. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
2320 |
How do you keep all their names straight? |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
2321 |
How many bananas did you get last week? |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
45 |
36 |
9 |
0 |
2322 |
This is the best maid service you could get? |
1.2000 |
0.05714 |
50 |
40 |
10 |
0 |
2323 |
I didn't say it would be more fun IN a barrel of monkeys. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
2324 |
Yes. I'm certain the barrel came with a dozen. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
2325 |
i think you misunderstood. i said would you like to monkey around |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
45 |
39 |
3 |
3 |
2326 |
Rainforest Cafe....Thank God we didn't go to Hooters! |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
2327 |
It's an app. It's called Delivery Chimp. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
45 |
36 |
9 |
0 |
2328 |
Just what monkey business exactly are you referring to? |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
45 |
36 |
9 |
0 |
2329 |
The doctor said that we just have to keep them from jumping on the bed. |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
45 |
38 |
5 |
2 |
2330 |
I told you we shouldn't have opened that barrel! |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
2331 |
You knew I had nephews when we married! |
1.1979 |
0.05048 |
96 |
81 |
11 |
4 |
2332 |
Touch my monkeys. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2333 |
Don't you think that a baby would be less trouble? |
1.1967 |
0.06537 |
61 |
52 |
6 |
3 |
2334 |
Sometimes I miss them jumping on the bed. |
1.1964 |
0.06456 |
56 |
47 |
7 |
2 |
2335 |
We can still Netflix but chilling is probably off the table. |
1.1961 |
0.05615 |
51 |
41 |
10 |
0 |
2336 |
So this is what you meant by "I love monkeys" in your dating profile... |
1.1961 |
0.06275 |
51 |
42 |
8 |
1 |
2337 |
One more and I can actually prove they're cheaper by the dozen. |
1.1961 |
0.05615 |
51 |
41 |
10 |
0 |
2338 |
Do not rent anymore rooms through anonymous classifieds. |
1.1961 |
0.06275 |
51 |
42 |
8 |
1 |
2339 |
Tell them to stop monkeying around. |
1.1961 |
0.06871 |
51 |
43 |
6 |
2 |
2340 |
I hate to inform you that we're out of monkey chow. |
1.1961 |
0.06871 |
51 |
43 |
6 |
2 |
2341 |
Monkees! How was I suppose to know you meant a singing group? |
1.1961 |
0.05615 |
51 |
41 |
10 |
0 |
2342 |
Were there any leopards on that adoption list? |
1.1957 |
0.07369 |
46 |
39 |
5 |
2 |
2343 |
They finished typing the complete works of Shakespeare; now they have the rest of eternity to just hang out. |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
2344 |
Was the pet store out of cats? |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
2345 |
You promised no more monkey business. |
1.1957 |
0.05914 |
46 |
37 |
9 |
0 |
2346 |
I found No. 12 trying on your makeup in the bedroom. He won't be doing that again. |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
2347 |
Our alternative to the presumptive nominee is ready. |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
2348 |
I didn't say 'more fun than.' I said 'about as much fun as.' |
1.1957 |
0.05914 |
46 |
37 |
9 |
0 |
2349 |
Why do you always buy in bulk? |
1.1957 |
0.05914 |
46 |
37 |
9 |
0 |
2350 |
OK they're FUN now how do we get them back in the barrel? |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
2351 |
Shall we set another place for dinner? |
1.1957 |
0.07369 |
46 |
39 |
5 |
2 |
2352 |
Feel like a banana? |
1.1957 |
0.07997 |
46 |
40 |
3 |
3 |
2353 |
I know it's not very polite – but may I use the M-word..? |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
2354 |
Do you ever get the feeling like you're being monkeyed with? |
1.1957 |
0.05914 |
46 |
37 |
9 |
0 |
2355 |
At least we won't have to pay for their college degrees. |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
2356 |
You told me to take care of the mice. |
1.1957 |
0.07369 |
46 |
39 |
5 |
2 |
2357 |
Good. Acceptance has progressed to the grooming stage so you might want to get undressed. |
1.1957 |
0.05914 |
46 |
37 |
9 |
0 |
2358 |
I told you never to touch my barrel |
1.1957 |
0.07369 |
46 |
39 |
5 |
2 |
2359 |
Here's that safari I promised you. |
1.1957 |
0.07369 |
46 |
39 |
5 |
2 |
2360 |
Somehow I thought they would be more shinier. |
1.1957 |
0.07997 |
46 |
40 |
3 |
3 |
2361 |
This is way less fun than a barrel of monkeys |
1.1957 |
0.07369 |
46 |
39 |
5 |
2 |
2362 |
I'm still not signing the prenup. |
1.1957 |
0.07369 |
46 |
39 |
5 |
2 |
2363 |
They'll leave when they find your lost earring. |
1.1957 |
0.05914 |
46 |
37 |
9 |
0 |
2364 |
I fear that 'Apartment Of The Apes' will not be as thrilling as you hoped. |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
2365 |
My mistake....the listing does say 'full of' not 'fun as'.. |
1.1957 |
0.07369 |
46 |
39 |
5 |
2 |
2366 |
The website said we got free doughnuts as part of the experiment |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
2367 |
I preferred the beer on the wall. |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
2368 |
I told you I run a Monkey Business! |
1.1957 |
0.05914 |
46 |
37 |
9 |
0 |
2369 |
It's not a case of Monkey See or Monkey Do. It's a case of Monkey Pooh! |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
2370 |
I think we got the wrong barrel. |
1.1957 |
0.05914 |
46 |
37 |
9 |
0 |
2371 |
Have either of you seen Bubbles? |
1.1957 |
0.07997 |
46 |
40 |
3 |
3 |
2372 |
They wouldn't let us adopt just one |
1.1957 |
0.05914 |
46 |
37 |
9 |
0 |
2373 |
IN THIS HOUSE WE ARE THE ENDANGERED SPECIES. |
1.1957 |
0.07369 |
46 |
39 |
5 |
2 |
2374 |
This is just the beginning of my monkey business. |
1.1957 |
0.05914 |
46 |
37 |
9 |
0 |
2375 |
I thought we'd decided on 'chintz' for our new sofa covering? |
1.1957 |
0.07997 |
46 |
40 |
3 |
3 |
2376 |
And you said they wouldn't hang around! |
1.1957 |
0.07997 |
46 |
40 |
3 |
3 |
2377 |
At least they're not on out back! |
1.1957 |
0.07369 |
46 |
39 |
5 |
2 |
2378 |
Are you seeing monkeys again? |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
2379 |
Eleven little monkeys jumping on our newly purchased couch....one grabbed my neck until I said ouch. |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
2380 |
We should have asked if our pair was capable of reproducing. |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
2381 |
What made you think that a barrel of monkeys would actually be fun? |
1.1957 |
0.07369 |
46 |
39 |
5 |
2 |
2382 |
Think "Lord of the Flies". It will all change in a few weeks! |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
2383 |
They're no fun out like this. Let's get them back in their barrel. |
1.1957 |
0.07369 |
46 |
39 |
5 |
2 |
2384 |
But you're the one who said move to Zaire |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
2385 |
It turns out "monkey business" is not a literal phrase. |
1.1957 |
0.05914 |
46 |
37 |
9 |
0 |
2386 |
Does your mother still want to visit? |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
2387 |
Id at least give the fertility clinic 4 stars |
1.1957 |
0.07369 |
46 |
39 |
5 |
2 |
2388 |
Where did we put the barrel? |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
2389 |
My on-line spa order came with 11 free grooming aids. |
1.1957 |
0.06681 |
46 |
38 |
7 |
1 |
2390 |
Budget cuts at the zoo. |
1.1957 |
0.05914 |
46 |
37 |
9 |
0 |
2391 |
What's your rationale for stopping at eleven? |
1.1957 |
0.05914 |
46 |
37 |
9 |
0 |
2392 |
I must have clicked the one twice. |
1.1954 |
0.05626 |
87 |
75 |
7 |
5 |
2393 |
I am really glad that you didn't want to get rabbits! |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
2394 |
You said they weren't allowed to jump on the bed. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
2395 |
I know that you're in the monkey business but do you have to take your work home? |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
2396 |
Do I need to remind you how excited you were to meet Peter Tork? |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
2397 |
Just because I lost the barrel doesn't mean they cannot still be fun! |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
2398 |
Is it time for your next dose? |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
2399 |
What did you think when I asked if you would like to monkey around on my couch tonight? |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
2400 |
Close your eyes and relax to sounds of the jungle. |
1.1940 |
0.04868 |
67 |
54 |
13 |
0 |
2401 |
It all started when the doctor said no more jumpin on the bed. |
1.1935 |
0.06014 |
62 |
52 |
8 |
2 |
2402 |
Now will you take back what you said about me not being evolved enough for you? |
1.1935 |
0.08575 |
31 |
26 |
4 |
1 |
2403 |
I'm tired of your friends hanging around all the time Fred. |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
2404 |
Is it okay if we just poop anywhere? |
1.1923 |
0.07286 |
52 |
45 |
4 |
3 |
2405 |
They said it would be more fun than a barrel of wine. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
2406 |
Let's have some fun. Get out the barrel. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
2407 |
I'm actually eleven monkey's uncles. |
1.1923 |
0.05519 |
52 |
42 |
10 |
0 |
2408 |
The puppies were more expensive. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
2409 |
The raffle was for a good cause. First prize was two killer whales. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
2410 |
Do you know what it's going to cost to put roller skates on all of these. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
2411 |
``I'm daffy? You like Trump.'' |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
2412 |
you forgot to put the lid on the barrel again |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2413 |
You /did/ say it would be nice to have some help around the house. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2414 |
You can swing with the best of them! |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2415 |
No more Jungle Book play dates for him. |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2416 |
I'm not a monkey wench. |
1.1915 |
0.07836 |
47 |
41 |
3 |
3 |
2417 |
Interesting... I thought the one with his finger in your ear was the shy one. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2418 |
They really are less fun without the barrel. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2419 |
But look at it this way: at least we don't have the banana problem anymore. |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2420 |
Oh please: they are SO more fun outside of the barrel |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2421 |
They're taking a break from typing. What's wrong with that? |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2422 |
Maybe jumping on the bed wasn't so bad after all. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2423 |
Its the opposable thumbs- they're amazing!. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2424 |
For heaven's sake Diane they didn't have "12 Monkeys." |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2425 |
I'll never buy bananas in bulk again. |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2426 |
You forgot to order the barrel. |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2427 |
Maybe we should hold off on opening the crate. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2428 |
These monkeys are literally driving me bananas. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2429 |
You needed cheering up. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2430 |
I told you we should have sprung for the barrel. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2431 |
Sometimes I close my eyes and imagine that our house isn't overrun by monkeys. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2432 |
We really need a new top on that barrel. |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2433 |
Do you remember Gary Hart? |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2434 |
Sure it's no fun. You forgot the barrel. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2435 |
' Up to as much fun as a barrel of monkeys ' is how the ad read . |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2436 |
Since we're already in the monkey business... |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2437 |
Did you get a full barrel? |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2438 |
I just don't feel like hangin' with you anymore. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2439 |
All I'm saying is maybe if they saw and heard a little more evil they might finally getting around to typing that novel you keep talking about. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2440 |
I take it that your family doesn't believe in creationism then. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2441 |
Maybe it's time to get out of this monkey business. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2442 |
I let them out of the barrel but we still aren't having fun. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2443 |
I think we could use more furniture. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2444 |
We're going to need a lot more bananas! |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2445 |
I guess you could say I'm a player. |
1.1915 |
0.07836 |
47 |
41 |
3 |
3 |
2446 |
Lighten up. They haven't worked since The Wizard of Oz.p |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2447 |
They would have been a lot more fun if you had kept them in the barrel. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2448 |
Darn it; I told you not to open that barrel! |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2449 |
Dr. Switzer swears this will cure your depression. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2450 |
You sure this was a full barrel? |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2451 |
Hillary calls them "Trump's people'. |
1.1915 |
0.07836 |
47 |
41 |
3 |
3 |
2452 |
I'm confused...wasn't the nursery rhyme about _ten_ little monkeys? |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2453 |
This has lost its appeal very quickly |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2454 |
You're sure you ordered Sea Monkeys? |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2455 |
I thought the monkey on your back would like some company. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2456 |
This was not my idea of monkeying around. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2457 |
We never hang out anymore... |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2458 |
Told you where all your monkeying around would get us. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2459 |
But I thought you liked the Jane Goodall role play.... |
1.1915 |
0.07836 |
47 |
41 |
3 |
3 |
2460 |
See? Isn't this fun? |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2461 |
What makes you think I've been monkeying around? |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2462 |
For all of two days I was gone... |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2463 |
You said you wanted to monkey around. |
1.1915 |
0.07836 |
47 |
41 |
3 |
3 |
2464 |
How could I have known that Alexa would take my order of a barrel of monkeys so literally? |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2465 |
You'll sing a different tune when the subsidy checks start rolling in. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2466 |
I told you this would happen. The organ grinder business isn't what it used to be. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2467 |
I can take the noise. It's their scrutiny of everything I do that's driving me crazy. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2468 |
Were the complimentary tickets to "Wicked" really worth it? |
1.1905 |
0.06133 |
42 |
34 |
8 |
0 |
2469 |
I told you I was starting a new business. |
1.1905 |
0.08512 |
42 |
37 |
2 |
3 |
2470 |
Is it something I said? |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
2471 |
My dating profile did say that I like to hang out with friends. |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
2472 |
Not my Circus. Not my Monkeys. |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
2473 |
You would have thought a barrel of monkeys would be more fun. |
1.1905 |
0.06133 |
42 |
34 |
8 |
0 |
2474 |
You are now known as "The urban Jane Goodall"! |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
2475 |
I embrace the monkey-mind. |
1.1905 |
0.07800 |
42 |
36 |
4 |
2 |
2476 |
Are you mad? |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
2477 |
Not what I had in mind when you said you needed to bring some work home. |
1.1905 |
0.07800 |
42 |
36 |
4 |
2 |
2478 |
This personal grooming business is obviously still evolving. |
1.1905 |
0.06133 |
42 |
34 |
8 |
0 |
2479 |
You wanted me to get those monkeys off my back ! |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
2480 |
Let's keep our "distant relatives" distant! |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
2481 |
I told you not to open Pandora's barrel. |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
2482 |
We should have gotten the typewriter first. |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
2483 |
But your mate match bio said you love the pitter patter of tiny feet? |
1.1905 |
0.07016 |
42 |
35 |
6 |
1 |
2484 |
We should really finish that board game. |
1.1897 |
0.06716 |
58 |
50 |
5 |
3 |
2485 |
Time to monkey around? |
1.1897 |
0.06716 |
58 |
50 |
5 |
3 |
2486 |
And you thought dust bunnies were bad. |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
2487 |
It doesn't look like you're having more fun... |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
2488 |
Always opening the barrel ! |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
2489 |
I'm starting to think that moving into a giant barrel was a bad idea. |
1.1887 |
0.07156 |
53 |
46 |
4 |
3 |
2490 |
I warned Timmy his show and tell might get out of control. |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
2491 |
Mind if I put on my yellow hat? |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
2492 |
I said I wanted a lot of money... not monkeys! |
1.1875 |
0.07682 |
48 |
42 |
3 |
3 |
2493 |
I am really tired of the landlord's monkey business. |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
2494 |
I told you your new haircut looks like a coconut. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2495 |
We all just want you to turn that frown upside down. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2496 |
I'm so sorry I opened the barrel." |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2497 |
Why couldn't it be a barrel of chocolates? Or cashmere scarves? Or Chippendale dancers?
58,18,7,Swingers parties aren't what they used to be.
56,27,6,The sign at the zoo did say not to make eye contact.
56,13,1,Just one 'widdle' smile?
54,12,6,What monkey business?
33,3,0,Let's not monkey around!
42,4,5,How about I get eleven typewriters and an agent?
33,3,0,Wineries have taken all their barrels.
35,0,0,But I thought a barrel of monkeys would be fun.
41,12,1,I'm guessing the ones on the roof are why the Internet is down.
38,6,1,Don't look at me. I didn't leave the barrel open this morning.
38,8,0,So you're still miffed that I hid the remote in fruit bowl?
87,33,16,Do I see a hint of a smile....
32,2,2,I thought Brad Pitt was in this.
49,15,6,At least they don't bark
40,10,1,It'll be better after they're house trained.
60,19,7,Now can we do the thing that's more fun?
39,2,3,We're they on sale ?
28,0,0,We should have remembered that George was a zookeeper before volunteering to babysit.
29,8,0,I don't care how often you explain economies of scale to me. I didn't even want one monkey
34,6,0,I feel like I have a monkey on my back.
36,1,1,Not my circus and definitely not my monkeys.
39,7,2,I said it was hard finding prime MATES!
36,8,0,And you're sure the barrel had no return address?
39,5,2,Are you still mad that I threw the barrel out?
31,0,1,...still insist on a no-Plan B state?
55,15,7,I wish I remembered who first told us about the Monkey-a-Month Club.
34,4,1,Maybe you're not meditating enough.
32,3,0,I told you not to take them our of the barrel.
30,2,0,The Barrel of Monkeys was more fun.
46,8,4,You're right. I never should have opened that barrel.
49,3,7,This is your fault.
30,1,0,We have GOT to talk him into learning to draw something else.
29,0,0,YOU offered to babysit the grandkids.
53,16,5,I wanted a Corgi. But noooo.....
33,0,0,The Hebrew word kuf" meant "monkey" before it meant "eye of a needle" because Adam named the animals before Eve began sewing fig leaves. (Matthew 19:23-26) |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2498 |
I thought you said they were jumping on the bed? |
1.1875 |
0.07682 |
48 |
42 |
3 |
3 |
2499 |
I've never seen anyone so close to having a monkey on her back. |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
2500 |
I guess your mother's train got in early. |
1.1875 |
0.07010 |
32 |
26 |
6 |
0 |
2501 |
Jane Goodall said we would learn to love them! |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2502 |
OK. Enough of the monkey business! |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
2503 |
Feel like catching a movie? |
1.1875 |
0.05693 |
48 |
39 |
9 |
0 |
2504 |
They are funnier in the barrel. |
1.1864 |
0.05657 |
59 |
49 |
9 |
1 |
2505 |
I going to stop bringing my business home. |
1.1860 |
0.07629 |
43 |
37 |
4 |
2 |
2506 |
The typewriters are on back order. |
1.1860 |
0.06865 |
43 |
36 |
6 |
1 |
2507 |
Whoops . . . I thought you wanted MORE monkey business. |
1.1860 |
0.06005 |
43 |
35 |
8 |
0 |
2508 |
I meant the game Barrel of Monkeys! |
1.1860 |
0.07629 |
43 |
37 |
4 |
2 |
2509 |
So this is what WWF sends you when you donate? |
1.1860 |
0.07629 |
43 |
37 |
4 |
2 |
2510 |
I don't suppose you want to watch 'Out of Africa.' |
1.1860 |
0.06865 |
43 |
36 |
6 |
1 |
2511 |
That's one barrel that should have stayed closed. |
1.1860 |
0.07629 |
43 |
37 |
4 |
2 |
2512 |
I am not sure this hobby was in your Tinder profile. |
1.1860 |
0.07629 |
43 |
37 |
4 |
2 |
2513 |
Where's the barrel? |
1.1860 |
0.06005 |
43 |
35 |
8 |
0 |
2514 |
I'm waiting for the 12th monkey. |
1.1860 |
0.06865 |
43 |
36 |
6 |
1 |
2515 |
Twelve monkeys was good but tell the cable company we don't want 4 D vision upgrade |
1.1860 |
0.07629 |
43 |
37 |
4 |
2 |
2516 |
Can we please go back to cats? |
1.1860 |
0.06005 |
43 |
35 |
8 |
0 |
2517 |
OK. OK. Back to the lab in the morning. |
1.1860 |
0.06005 |
43 |
35 |
8 |
0 |
2518 |
One more and we have a dirty dozen. |
1.1860 |
0.07629 |
43 |
37 |
4 |
2 |
2519 |
Isn't it bedtime for Bonzo? |
1.1860 |
0.06865 |
43 |
36 |
6 |
1 |
2520 |
I guess the other one's asleep in the barrel. |
1.1860 |
0.06865 |
43 |
36 |
6 |
1 |
2521 |
You told me she was neutered... |
1.1860 |
0.06865 |
43 |
36 |
6 |
1 |
2522 |
No! I don't want to 'monkey around' tonight." |
1.1860 |
0.07629 |
43 |
37 |
4 |
2 |
2523 |
Hold still while this one demonstrates its chiropractic sense |
1.1860 |
0.06865 |
43 |
36 |
6 |
1 |
2524 |
Which one is Cheetah? |
1.1860 |
0.06865 |
43 |
36 |
6 |
1 |
2525 |
Every time your mother comes it's like a zoo in here! |
1.1860 |
0.06865 |
43 |
36 |
6 |
1 |
2526 |
I couldn't disagree more. Ambiance IS subjective. |
1.1860 |
0.07629 |
43 |
37 |
4 |
2 |
2527 |
Would you have preferred iguanas? |
1.1860 |
0.06865 |
43 |
36 |
6 |
1 |
2528 |
Is there still somewhere we can order typewriters? |
1.1860 |
0.06005 |
43 |
35 |
8 |
0 |
2529 |
When did you say your relatives are leaving? |
1.1860 |
0.06865 |
43 |
36 |
6 |
1 |
2530 |
I meant to return with bananas but it slipped my mind. |
1.1860 |
0.06865 |
43 |
36 |
6 |
1 |
2531 |
Did we really need TWO barrels? |
1.1860 |
0.06005 |
43 |
35 |
8 |
0 |
2532 |
You said "Let's have pets instead of children". |
1.1860 |
0.06005 |
43 |
35 |
8 |
0 |
2533 |
Hear no evil |
1.1860 |
0.06865 |
43 |
36 |
6 |
1 |
2534 |
...but they share perfect identity with 96% of our genome. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2535 |
Did you even consider what oo-oo-oober might be before you downloaded it? |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2536 |
I think it would've been more fun if you'd kept them in the barrel. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2537 |
Let's get some zebras for the pool room. |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
2538 |
Is Marlin Perkins still alive? |
1.1842 |
0.06373 |
38 |
31 |
7 |
0 |
2539 |
I should have known Tom Foolery would have an actual monkey business |
1.1842 |
0.06373 |
38 |
31 |
7 |
0 |
2540 |
Any ideas for a new 3D Printer project? |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
2541 |
From which Amazon third party seller did you order the Barrel of Monkeys game |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
2542 |
They're a lot less fun if you open the barrel. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
2543 |
So your distant relatives leave tomorrow? |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2544 |
You told me Curious George was neutered. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2545 |
You gave the barrel to my Mom before her trip to Niagra Falls? |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2546 |
I liked you all infinitely better when you were in rehab. |
1.1818 |
0.08143 |
44 |
39 |
2 |
3 |
2547 |
Let's just give this a few more days. |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2548 |
I told you not to let them see you take the lid off the barrel! |
1.1818 |
0.07466 |
44 |
38 |
4 |
2 |
2549 |
I think it may be my new deodorant. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2550 |
I told you we should have started with a bucket's worth. |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2551 |
And YOU argued that if we get a cat it might have kittens. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2552 |
What do you mean you're "out" of bananas? |
1.1818 |
0.08143 |
44 |
39 |
2 |
3 |
2553 |
It is a fair compromise. Now I'm more spontaneous ... but vicariously. |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2554 |
Aha! You can’t tell me which one typed ‘Hamlet’. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2555 |
I think it's time we revisit your animal rescue project idea |
1.1818 |
0.07466 |
44 |
38 |
4 |
2 |
2556 |
What's the matter? You said you wanted things to go back to the way they were... |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2557 |
Did you throw away the barrel already? |
1.1818 |
0.07466 |
44 |
38 |
4 |
2 |
2558 |
If you ignore the feces this one sure gives a great scalp massage. |
1.1818 |
0.07466 |
44 |
38 |
4 |
2 |
2559 |
Would it kill you to monkey around for a few minutes? |
1.1818 |
0.07466 |
44 |
38 |
4 |
2 |
2560 |
I've had more than enough of your monkey business. |
1.1818 |
0.07466 |
44 |
38 |
4 |
2 |
2561 |
At least training monkeys costs less than putting kids through college. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2562 |
Well.. This place IS bigger then that barrel we used to live in. |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2563 |
Martha I believe they are side effects from the pills |
1.1818 |
0.07466 |
44 |
38 |
4 |
2 |
2564 |
Do you think it was a good idea to hold the Caucus here? |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2565 |
Will you please just let them in the bedroom? |
1.1818 |
0.07466 |
44 |
38 |
4 |
2 |
2566 |
I guess I thought you had something else in mind... |
1.1818 |
0.07466 |
44 |
38 |
4 |
2 |
2567 |
There was a sale on Amazon. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2568 |
I meant 12 Monkeys THE MOVIE. But I appreciate it. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2569 |
I'm going to complain. I ordered twelve. |
1.1818 |
0.07466 |
44 |
38 |
4 |
2 |
2570 |
Pardon the mess — I run my business from home. |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2571 |
I thought you liked monkey business |
1.1818 |
0.04424 |
77 |
63 |
14 |
0 |
2572 |
I confess. You are their uncle. |
1.1818 |
0.08143 |
44 |
39 |
2 |
3 |
2573 |
Are you sure you weren't followed? |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2574 |
Change the channel. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2575 |
Now we know why they called them Rabbit Monkeys. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2576 |
The other option was having kids. |
1.1818 |
0.07466 |
44 |
38 |
4 |
2 |
2577 |
I thought YOU were going to pick up the bananas! |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2578 |
Why do I have this funny feeling that we should go in the bedroom and monkey around? |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2579 |
I told you mike was a female. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2580 |
I hear they're cheaper by the dozen. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
2581 |
You asked me if I had and I quote "a dozen monkeys" running around my house and I answered truthfully. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2582 |
Maybe we should have stuck with rabbits. |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2583 |
...and they're the non-smearing-feces variety. |
1.1818 |
0.07466 |
44 |
38 |
4 |
2 |
2584 |
A barrel full would be more fun than what we have now. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2585 |
Too bad my company does not provide birth control. |
1.1818 |
0.08143 |
44 |
39 |
2 |
3 |
2586 |
You wanted more fun. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2587 |
#12 has gotten out again. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2588 |
This is not what I had in mind when you asked me up. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2589 |
I miss Bonzo. |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2590 |
I dunno. They're not as much fun as they said they would be. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2591 |
Call the doctor again. |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
2592 |
The barrel has termites. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2593 |
You're the one that wanted monkeys instead of children. |
1.1818 |
0.07466 |
44 |
38 |
4 |
2 |
2594 |
They were far more fun in the barrel. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
2595 |
I'm still not interested in fooling around |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
2596 |
At least they're eating the bedbugs. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
2597 |
At least they're not bonobos. |
1.1795 |
0.07228 |
39 |
33 |
5 |
1 |
2598 |
You Twit! You lifted the lid off the barrel again. (For Roald Dahl fans) |
1.1795 |
0.07228 |
39 |
33 |
5 |
1 |
2599 |
They weren't doing this at the zoo. |
1.1795 |
0.07228 |
39 |
33 |
5 |
1 |
2600 |
We could always go into business. |
1.1795 |
0.05396 |
78 |
67 |
8 |
3 |
2601 |
I guess you don't like to monkey around. |
1.1795 |
0.07228 |
39 |
33 |
5 |
1 |
2602 |
This is not what I meant about getting into monkey business. |
1.1795 |
0.06225 |
39 |
32 |
7 |
0 |
2603 |
I say we put them back in the barrel. They were more fun that way. |
1.1795 |
0.07228 |
39 |
33 |
5 |
1 |
2604 |
Let's rethink that no children agreement. |
1.1795 |
0.07228 |
39 |
33 |
5 |
1 |
2605 |
I want a typewriter! |
1.1795 |
0.08108 |
39 |
34 |
3 |
2 |
2606 |
Just one more honey? Please? You know it's cheaper by the dozen! |
1.1791 |
0.05177 |
67 |
56 |
10 |
1 |
2607 |
You did not tell me your family was coming this week. |
1.1786 |
0.05759 |
56 |
47 |
8 |
1 |
2608 |
Life is definitely NOT more fun with a barrel of monkeys. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2609 |
Do you think our children have ADD? |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
2610 |
Endangered species? I think not. |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
2611 |
I thought it was your turn to put them to bed. |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
2612 |
When did Mowgli say he was getting home? |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2613 |
1). I don't care if Jane Goodall is your cousin... NO more babysitting... 2). Want to monkey around?... 3). I'm your husband... I need to know who the father is... |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2614 |
The million typewriters I ordered should be here next week. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2615 |
You proved your point. Where's the barrel? |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
2616 |
This is not what I had in mind. |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
2617 |
And how many monkeys came in the barrel? |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2618 |
They heard some relatives are on Survivor tonight |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
2619 |
They do everything I want to do. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2620 |
Have you seen the twelfth? |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
2621 |
But think of all the money we'll save on college educations |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2622 |
We did pay peanuts. |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
2623 |
I thought you returned the barrel. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2624 |
I think we need a barrel. This is no fun. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2625 |
My ex-wife got all the money in the divorce. I got all the monkey. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
2626 |
One more and we'll have a full barrel. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2627 |
Nothing like this ever happens in one of MY family reunions. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2628 |
Either you put them back in the barrel or I'm going to put you in the barrel! |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
2629 |
Can you pass the remote? |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
2630 |
They had a two-for-one sale. |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
2631 |
Let's throw our bobcat into the mix and really liven things up. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2632 |
By mistake I threw out the instructions along with the barrel. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
2633 |
Another 89 monkeys and some typewriters and we'll have it made. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2634 |
There was a sale at Chimps Galore! |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2635 |
Is this your idea of "Monkeying Around"? |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2636 |
Trump outlasted them all. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
2637 |
I told you we should have gotten cats. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2638 |
The last one is still in the barrel. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2639 |
I know they're young but it's off to boarding school in September. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2640 |
When will you ever admit your monkey-rescue plan was a major mistake? |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2641 |
WWMD - What would Mowgli do? |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2642 |
Let's ignore doctor's orders and just put them back in the bedroom. |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
2643 |
This is the last time I pick someone up in the banana aisle. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2644 |
They were much more enjoyable when they were in the barrel. |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
2645 |
I thought they were from your family tree! |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2646 |
Are you sure you put the lid on that barrel? |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
2647 |
The barrel was extra. It's still fun though. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2648 |
Itchy ? |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
2649 |
When will our ancestors stop plaguing us? |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
2650 |
Ever see that movie 'Twelve Monkeys'? You've got to admit this isn't as bad. |
1.1778 |
0.07309 |
45 |
39 |
4 |
2 |
2651 |
I did say we'd be watching 'Twelve monkeys'. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2652 |
I can't put my finger on it but I'm feeling awfully frisky tonight. |
1.1778 |
0.05764 |
45 |
37 |
8 |
0 |
2653 |
How are you going to get them back in the barrel? |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2654 |
If this continues... I'm moving to Canada |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2655 |
You know that online dating photo of you and your "friends"... Well I thought it was done with computer graphics or something. Having one pet monkey was sort of cute but... |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2656 |
You really want to open that can of worms? |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2657 |
I think some monkey spanking is in order. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2658 |
I thought they'd make you smile. I guess you made a monkey out of me. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2659 |
Writers's block. |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
2660 |
All we're missing is the barrel. |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
2661 |
I told you it was possible to order a barrel of monkeys from Amazon. |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
2662 |
We need to talk about the elephant in the room. |
1.1765 |
0.07865 |
34 |
29 |
4 |
1 |
2663 |
What exactly is it that you hope we can learn from our 'closest cousins'? |
1.1757 |
0.04454 |
74 |
61 |
13 |
0 |
2664 |
Is that the American way of celebrating the year of Monkey? |
1.1754 |
0.05665 |
57 |
48 |
8 |
1 |
2665 |
Tuition monkey? You thought we were saving for the kid's tuition monkeys? |
1.1753 |
0.04637 |
97 |
83 |
11 |
3 |
2666 |
I told you to close the door. |
1.1750 |
0.07060 |
40 |
34 |
5 |
1 |
2667 |
How's life in the city? |
1.1750 |
0.07060 |
40 |
34 |
5 |
1 |
2668 |
I'm a monkey person |
1.1750 |
0.06084 |
40 |
33 |
7 |
0 |
2669 |
I thought it was time you knew what I have been keeping in that barrel in the garage! |
1.1750 |
0.07060 |
40 |
34 |
5 |
1 |
2670 |
I told you they wouldn't be any more fun out of the barrel. |
1.1750 |
0.07916 |
40 |
35 |
3 |
2 |
2671 |
I told you it would be a bad idea to visit Trump's campaign headquarters |
1.1750 |
0.07916 |
40 |
35 |
3 |
2 |
2672 |
Do you smell something? |
1.1750 |
0.07060 |
40 |
34 |
5 |
1 |
2673 |
How about getting just one more and stopping at an even dozen? |
1.1750 |
0.06084 |
40 |
33 |
7 |
0 |
2674 |
maybe that's why it was so discounted without the barrel |
1.1750 |
0.07060 |
40 |
34 |
5 |
1 |
2675 |
Just got a great idea for a children's toy! |
1.1750 |
0.07916 |
40 |
35 |
3 |
2 |
2676 |
Maybe this would be more fun if it were two barrels of monkeys. |
1.1750 |
0.07916 |
40 |
35 |
3 |
2 |
2677 |
You think they're cats. They think they're rabbits. |
1.1750 |
0.07060 |
40 |
34 |
5 |
1 |
2678 |
Give them a break Marta - it's their first book. |
1.1750 |
0.06084 |
40 |
33 |
7 |
0 |
2679 |
This is NOT getting me interested in monkeying around! |
1.1750 |
0.07916 |
40 |
35 |
3 |
2 |
2680 |
Only eleven...it's not like an army. |
1.1750 |
0.07916 |
40 |
35 |
3 |
2 |
2681 |
Now you know why I wanted you to bring home eleven bananas. |
1.1739 |
0.05650 |
46 |
38 |
8 |
0 |
2682 |
They assured me all their donors came from Ivy League schools. |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
2683 |
Promise you'll call me before you click on Amazon again. |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
2684 |
These seem more realistic than the Sea Monkeys I remember. |
1.1739 |
0.04791 |
92 |
79 |
10 |
3 |
2685 |
And you couldn't wait to see what was in that barrel! |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2686 |
Who's turn is it to empty the dishwasher? |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
2687 |
Just ignore them and they will go away. |
1.1739 |
0.05650 |
46 |
38 |
8 |
0 |
2688 |
Maybe now you'll appreciate me more. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2689 |
Where did all of the what come from? |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2690 |
You have to pronounce it as "minkies." It's funnier. |
1.1739 |
0.07805 |
46 |
41 |
2 |
3 |
2691 |
What do you mean there's never any action around here? |
1.1739 |
0.05650 |
46 |
38 |
8 |
0 |
2692 |
What's the name of that Brad Pitt movie from the nineties? |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2693 |
I knew when Mr. Jackson asked us if we wanted to be godparents we should have said no! |
1.1739 |
0.05650 |
46 |
38 |
8 |
0 |
2694 |
Edwin here studies phrenology. He's determined you're nonplussed. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2695 |
To think I loved the circus as a child. |
1.1731 |
0.07631 |
52 |
47 |
1 |
4 |
2696 |
They're my nephews. |
1.1731 |
0.04199 |
104 |
88 |
14 |
2 |
2697 |
Is your mother always right? |
1.1724 |
0.06094 |
58 |
50 |
6 |
2 |
2698 |
But I got a really good deal from the sperm bank. |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
2699 |
I never said I didn't want kids. |
1.1711 |
0.05425 |
76 |
66 |
7 |
3 |
2700 |
How would I know you meant the band? |
1.1707 |
0.06899 |
41 |
35 |
5 |
1 |
2701 |
Now I just need some typewriters and we'll be rich Martha. Rich! |
1.1707 |
0.05949 |
41 |
34 |
7 |
0 |
2702 |
I get them by the barrel. |
1.1707 |
0.06899 |
41 |
35 |
5 |
1 |
2703 |
It's ok; they're only virtual monkeys. |
1.1707 |
0.06899 |
41 |
35 |
5 |
1 |
2704 |
You said no FUNNY business. |
1.1707 |
0.06899 |
41 |
35 |
5 |
1 |
2705 |
how's it hangin' on your side of the family tree |
1.1707 |
0.06899 |
41 |
35 |
5 |
1 |
2706 |
This has evolved into a situation which is truly Darwinian. |
1.1707 |
0.06899 |
41 |
35 |
5 |
1 |
2707 |
Do you want to watch Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds? |
1.1707 |
0.06899 |
41 |
35 |
5 |
1 |
2708 |
Would it help if I actually went and got the barrel? |
1.1707 |
0.06899 |
41 |
35 |
5 |
1 |
2709 |
Don't you want to be an Aunt? |
1.1707 |
0.06899 |
41 |
35 |
5 |
1 |
2710 |
I could have sworn the barrel said Malbec. |
1.1707 |
0.06899 |
41 |
35 |
5 |
1 |
2711 |
I'm sorry dear but you just have to accept that Trump will win the Monkey vote. After all Trump Banannas was one of his success stories! |
1.1707 |
0.07732 |
41 |
36 |
3 |
2 |
2712 |
They followed me home. |
1.1707 |
0.05949 |
41 |
34 |
7 |
0 |
2713 |
I preferred them jumping on the bed. |
1.1707 |
0.05949 |
41 |
34 |
7 |
0 |
2714 |
I'm not the one who forgot to put the lid back on the barrel. |
1.1707 |
0.06899 |
41 |
35 |
5 |
1 |
2715 |
I could have sworn I said distant cousins. |
1.1707 |
0.06899 |
41 |
35 |
5 |
1 |
2716 |
I thought the catalog said 'sea monkeys. |
1.1707 |
0.06899 |
41 |
35 |
5 |
1 |
2717 |
You said you wanted to monkey around for your birthday. |
1.1707 |
0.05949 |
41 |
34 |
7 |
0 |
2718 |
I said "bring in the CLOWNS." |
1.1707 |
0.05949 |
41 |
34 |
7 |
0 |
2719 |
Why didn't you order the barrel? |
1.1707 |
0.05949 |
41 |
34 |
7 |
0 |
2720 |
You know what would be more fun than this? I barrel of anything. |
1.1707 |
0.05949 |
41 |
34 |
7 |
0 |
2721 |
What do you mean you don't remember me telling you before we were married that I was the Monkey's Uncle? |
1.1707 |
0.06899 |
41 |
35 |
5 |
1 |
2722 |
You call this fun; where's the barrel? |
1.1707 |
0.05949 |
41 |
34 |
7 |
0 |
2723 |
What do you mean obsession? I just want to see Planet of the Apes again. |
1.1707 |
0.06899 |
41 |
35 |
5 |
1 |
2724 |
George - you're monkeying with me again and trust me you do NOT want to see me "go bananas." |
1.1707 |
0.05949 |
41 |
34 |
7 |
0 |
2725 |
At least there's no more monkies jumping on the bed. |
1.1707 |
0.08484 |
41 |
37 |
1 |
3 |
2726 |
You shouldn't have encouraged him to read Curious George. |
1.1707 |
0.06899 |
41 |
35 |
5 |
1 |
2727 |
Do you think we will get the car keys back soon? |
1.1707 |
0.05949 |
41 |
34 |
7 |
0 |
2728 |
You have GOT to stop this monkey business! |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
2729 |
The sitter's bailed on us again. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
2730 |
Relax! They'll leave once they've picked and eaten all your head lice! |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
2731 |
Wanna monkey around? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
2732 |
Don't you think this is so much more fun than being empty nesters? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
2733 |
You'll just love the twelfth one. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
2734 |
They looked like fun while in the barrel. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
2735 |
I've told you about my work friends. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
2736 |
The guy at the pet shop said they'd be a barrel of laughs! |
1.1688 |
0.05359 |
77 |
67 |
7 |
3 |
2737 |
The cats were easier to manage. |
1.1688 |
0.04297 |
77 |
64 |
13 |
0 |
2738 |
They only come out at night. And during the day. |
1.1667 |
0.07557 |
42 |
37 |
3 |
2 |
2739 |
We're over a barrel. |
1.1667 |
0.05820 |
42 |
35 |
7 |
0 |
2740 |
So how long will your Uncle be visiting you? |
1.1667 |
0.07557 |
42 |
37 |
3 |
2 |
2741 |
Maybe we should have gone with the rabbits. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
2742 |
These don't look like the Sea Monkeys in the picture. |
1.1667 |
0.06745 |
42 |
36 |
5 |
1 |
2743 |
Took a year to break them of tossing feces. Just bear with it. |
1.1667 |
0.05820 |
42 |
35 |
7 |
0 |
2744 |
You're right – it is more fun without the barrel. |
1.1667 |
0.06745 |
42 |
36 |
5 |
1 |
2745 |
They're rescues from the GOP. |
1.1667 |
0.06745 |
42 |
36 |
5 |
1 |
2746 |
Monkeys schmunkies. Let's go bowling. |
1.1667 |
0.07557 |
42 |
37 |
3 |
2 |
2747 |
Why so curious? |
1.1667 |
0.06745 |
42 |
36 |
5 |
1 |
2748 |
I don't like to be monkeyed with. |
1.1667 |
0.06745 |
42 |
36 |
5 |
1 |
2749 |
Perhaps an even dozen would be more fun? |
1.1667 |
0.06745 |
42 |
36 |
5 |
1 |
2750 |
I guess our kids really are monkeys. |
1.1667 |
0.07557 |
42 |
37 |
3 |
2 |
2751 |
That's it! You're all going back in the barrel! |
1.1667 |
0.06745 |
42 |
36 |
5 |
1 |
2752 |
You want to Monkey Around ? |
1.1667 |
0.06745 |
42 |
36 |
5 |
1 |
2753 |
Did you leave the lid off my barrel of monkeys? |
1.1667 |
0.07557 |
42 |
37 |
3 |
2 |
2754 |
Tarzan sad Jane no like VRBO |
1.1667 |
0.07557 |
42 |
37 |
3 |
2 |
2755 |
Where's Link? |
1.1667 |
0.07557 |
42 |
37 |
3 |
2 |
2756 |
This place is a real zoo! You know that?! |
1.1667 |
0.05820 |
42 |
35 |
7 |
0 |
2757 |
What barel did you think I meant? |
1.1667 |
0.06745 |
42 |
36 |
5 |
1 |
2758 |
Are we having "More Fun" yet? |
1.1667 |
0.06745 |
42 |
36 |
5 |
1 |
2759 |
Couldn't you just buy their T-shirts like any other fan? |
1.1667 |
0.06745 |
42 |
36 |
5 |
1 |
2760 |
At least the mice are gone |
1.1667 |
0.05820 |
42 |
35 |
7 |
0 |
2761 |
Did he say how long we have to keep them from jumping on the bed? |
1.1667 |
0.06745 |
42 |
36 |
5 |
1 |
2762 |
The barrel broke....nothing funny about that. |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
2763 |
What do you mean by that? You knew I was in the monkey business when I married you! |
1.1667 |
0.06745 |
42 |
36 |
5 |
1 |
2764 |
Did you recycle the barrel yet? |
1.1667 |
0.05820 |
42 |
35 |
7 |
0 |
2765 |
It was more fun when they were still in the barrel. |
1.1667 |
0.06920 |
30 |
25 |
5 |
0 |
2766 |
I didn't read the fine print when I ordered "A Barrel of Monkeys"... |
1.1667 |
0.06745 |
42 |
36 |
5 |
1 |
2767 |
Where's the freakin' barrel? |
1.1667 |
0.06745 |
42 |
36 |
5 |
1 |
2768 |
And that's why we don't get involved with monkey business; it only leads to gorilla warfare. |
1.1667 |
0.07493 |
48 |
43 |
2 |
3 |
2769 |
That's it - we're kicking them off the family plan |
1.1667 |
0.07557 |
42 |
37 |
3 |
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