Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Have you tried turning it off and back on again? |
1.8973 |
0.01168 |
4197 |
1439 |
1750 |
1008 |
1 |
Yes sir, a martini for you and a screwdriver for the monster. |
1.7963 |
0.01574 |
2445 |
1040 |
863 |
542 |
2 |
Do you still need a hand, Sir? |
1.7571 |
0.02025 |
1445 |
646 |
504 |
295 |
3 |
Yes, my license says I'm an organ donor....why do you ask? |
1.7410 |
0.01990 |
1386 |
606 |
533 |
247 |
4 |
the mrs. requests you come upstairs and try creating life the old fashioned way |
1.7380 |
0.02226 |
1229 |
577 |
397 |
255 |
5 |
He has your mother's eyes. |
1.7189 |
0.02568 |
932 |
454 |
286 |
192 |
6 |
Will you be requiring anything else before I run like hell, sir? |
1.7021 |
0.02724 |
809 |
399 |
252 |
158 |
7 |
You said you needed a hand, sir? |
1.6970 |
0.02717 |
736 |
345 |
269 |
122 |
8 |
Alfred stop watching me like that ... Why don't you go feed " The Birds". |
1.6716 |
0.03187 |
749 |
448 |
99 |
202 |
9 |
They have the spleen you ordered; unfortunately, they want an arm and a leg for it. |
1.6583 |
0.03047 |
597 |
302 |
197 |
98 |
10 |
Will the gentleman be alive for dinner, sir? |
1.6474 |
0.03258 |
536 |
280 |
165 |
91 |
11 |
Will you be needing any more of me, sir? |
1.6281 |
0.03539 |
441 |
234 |
137 |
70 |
12 |
You know, of course sir, that if he kills someone, they'll say the butler did it. |
1.6214 |
0.03579 |
412 |
216 |
136 |
60 |
13 |
There is a scarcity of brains, sir. It's an election year. |
1.6146 |
0.03615 |
410 |
219 |
130 |
61 |
14 |
Yes sir, I have a reasonably high IQ. Why do you ask? |
1.6016 |
0.03650 |
379 |
201 |
128 |
50 |
15 |
I'm sorry sir but it's an election year. Brains are impossible to find. |
1.6010 |
0.03772 |
401 |
226 |
109 |
66 |
16 |
I've assembled your guests. |
1.6000 |
0.03929 |
370 |
209 |
100 |
61 |
17 |
He is polling well, sir, even without a brain. |
1.6000 |
0.03957 |
360 |
202 |
100 |
58 |
18 |
It’s the Republican Party sir, they need some advice on how to control a monster. |
1.5935 |
0.03600 |
433 |
245 |
119 |
69 |
19 |
The staff is concerned that your hobby is beginning to take on a life of its own. |
1.5768 |
0.03651 |
345 |
183 |
125 |
37 |
20 |
The RNC says skip the brain and work on the hair. |
1.5743 |
0.04411 |
303 |
181 |
70 |
52 |
21 |
Mr. Trump demands to know when his running mate will be ready. |
1.5699 |
0.04622 |
286 |
175 |
59 |
52 |
22 |
Did you need a hand sir? |
1.5671 |
0.04078 |
298 |
166 |
95 |
37 |
23 |
May I borrow him for the carpool lane? |
1.5646 |
0.04035 |
294 |
162 |
98 |
34 |
24 |
I regret to be the bearer of bad news, sir, but the Republicans have already created one. |
1.5639 |
0.04491 |
305 |
189 |
60 |
56 |
25 |
Shall I give you a hand, sir? |
1.5630 |
0.04270 |
270 |
151 |
86 |
33 |
26 |
And if I may, Sir, good luck at the Science Fair. |
1.5629 |
0.04039 |
302 |
169 |
96 |
37 |
27 |
I`m sorry. We served the liver at lunch. |
1.5564 |
0.04322 |
266 |
151 |
82 |
33 |
28 |
The Russian sports ministry on the phone, sir. |
1.5551 |
0.04258 |
263 |
147 |
86 |
30 |
29 |
I could shuffle my feet on the carpet, sir. |
1.5530 |
0.04414 |
264 |
153 |
76 |
35 |
30 |
I regret to inform you that the electric bill has arrived. |
1.5444 |
0.04277 |
259 |
147 |
83 |
29 |
31 |
Good news--the torch and pitchfork crowd has left for a Trump rally |
1.5425 |
0.05193 |
212 |
131 |
47 |
34 |
32 |
I think gender neutral is the right choice, sir. |
1.5399 |
0.04242 |
276 |
161 |
81 |
34 |
33 |
I just talked to the bride-to-be, let's just say there's more than one set of cold feet here. |
1.5353 |
0.04516 |
241 |
141 |
71 |
29 |
34 |
Will the gentleman be alive in time for dinner, sir? |
1.5351 |
0.04708 |
228 |
135 |
64 |
29 |
35 |
I'll stay on until he's ready to take over, but I'm not training him. |
1.5339 |
0.04233 |
251 |
142 |
84 |
25 |
36 |
Im glad your sitting down sir....the electric bill just came. |
1.5318 |
0.04286 |
267 |
157 |
78 |
32 |
37 |
Tech support is here, sir. They said they can install more memory. |
1.5305 |
0.04588 |
213 |
121 |
71 |
21 |
38 |
Craig’s list has a used pancreas |
1.5297 |
0.05020 |
202 |
121 |
55 |
26 |
39 |
Excuse me Sir. Which bathroom will it be using? |
1.5272 |
0.04546 |
239 |
142 |
68 |
29 |
40 |
Your Big & Tall order has arrived, sir. |
1.5270 |
0.04323 |
241 |
138 |
79 |
24 |
41 |
I actually preferred it when you were growing weed, sir. |
1.5202 |
0.04640 |
248 |
154 |
59 |
35 |
42 |
Sir, shall I add another place setting for dinner? |
1.5198 |
0.04969 |
227 |
144 |
48 |
35 |
43 |
When he's old enough he will want to know who his cadavers are. |
1.5187 |
0.04404 |
241 |
142 |
73 |
26 |
44 |
The creationists are at the door. |
1.5169 |
0.04391 |
236 |
138 |
74 |
24 |
45 |
Will he be alive in time for dinner sir? |
1.5152 |
0.04786 |
231 |
144 |
55 |
32 |
46 |
Will your guest be alive for dinner? |
1.5136 |
0.04756 |
220 |
134 |
59 |
27 |
47 |
He won't love you like I do, sir. |
1.5120 |
0.05035 |
209 |
131 |
49 |
29 |
48 |
Tell me when it's safe to use the microwave. |
1.5112 |
0.04665 |
223 |
135 |
62 |
26 |
49 |
No sir, I don't think this is what she meant by 'make new friends.' |
1.5095 |
0.04689 |
210 |
125 |
63 |
22 |
50 |
If you won't be needing me any more this evening sir I think I'll be running for my life now. |
1.5083 |
0.05350 |
181 |
113 |
44 |
24 |
51 |
It's too late, sir. It's Clinton or Trump. |
1.5068 |
0.04859 |
219 |
137 |
53 |
29 |
52 |
Sir, the hardware store didn't know what I meant by "neck" bolts. |
1.5045 |
0.04458 |
222 |
131 |
70 |
21 |
53 |
Let's hope this makes him act more presidential. |
1.5045 |
0.05017 |
222 |
144 |
44 |
34 |
54 |
Sir, it's the power company. Again. |
1.5026 |
0.04746 |
191 |
112 |
62 |
17 |
55 |
I've prepared a guest room with all the creature comforts |
1.5024 |
0.04624 |
211 |
126 |
64 |
21 |
56 |
Sir, should I set an extra place for dinner? |
1.5023 |
0.04794 |
215 |
133 |
56 |
26 |
57 |
Yes sir, good help is hard to make. |
1.5023 |
0.04284 |
221 |
127 |
77 |
17 |
58 |
Sadly, sir, monster.com is already taken. Did you have a second choice? |
1.4977 |
0.04729 |
219 |
136 |
57 |
26 |
59 |
Sir, may I say, by using domestic parts you are making America Great Again |
1.4977 |
0.04782 |
213 |
132 |
56 |
25 |
60 |
Sir, I think this is taking pro-life too far. |
1.4928 |
0.04802 |
209 |
130 |
55 |
24 |
61 |
I'm giving my notice, sir. My heart's just not in it. |
1.4927 |
0.04722 |
205 |
125 |
59 |
21 |
62 |
You needed a hand, sir? |
1.4926 |
0.04704 |
203 |
123 |
60 |
20 |
63 |
If there's nothing else sir, I'll be retiring for the evening. Scream if you need me. |
1.4925 |
0.04790 |
201 |
123 |
57 |
21 |
64 |
If he self-identifies as a monster, which restroom shall he be allowed to use? |
1.4905 |
0.04737 |
210 |
130 |
57 |
23 |
65 |
You have no idea what you're doing, do you? |
1.4895 |
0.05102 |
190 |
120 |
47 |
23 |
66 |
Are you quite sure this is what your personal trainer meant by 'bodybuilding'? |
1.4882 |
0.04525 |
211 |
127 |
65 |
19 |
67 |
Mr. Trump is wondering when his Vice-Presidential candidate will be finished. |
1.4877 |
0.05196 |
203 |
134 |
39 |
30 |
68 |
Congratulations, sir. You've been named Recycler of the Month. |
1.4874 |
0.04877 |
199 |
124 |
53 |
22 |
69 |
Will it know which bathroom it should use? |
1.4870 |
0.05200 |
193 |
125 |
42 |
26 |
70 |
Would you like me to bring you another cold one before I retire for the night, Sir? |
1.4854 |
0.04804 |
206 |
129 |
54 |
23 |
71 |
Another credit card has been pre-approved for him. |
1.4845 |
0.04915 |
194 |
121 |
52 |
21 |
72 |
Should I grab you another cold one Sir? |
1.4829 |
0.04821 |
205 |
129 |
53 |
23 |
73 |
I checked, sir, and 'monster.com' has been taken. |
1.4811 |
0.04853 |
185 |
113 |
55 |
17 |
74 |
Have you tried rebooting? |
1.4804 |
0.04575 |
179 |
104 |
64 |
11 |
75 |
The electrical bill just arrived, sir. You might want to consider solar. |
1.4804 |
0.04937 |
204 |
131 |
48 |
25 |
76 |
Sir, will he make America great again? |
1.4798 |
0.05149 |
198 |
130 |
41 |
27 |
77 |
Sir, your mother suggests that you "make a friend" in a less literal manner. |
1.4796 |
0.04877 |
196 |
123 |
52 |
21 |
78 |
The cook was wondering if she can use the microwave now, sir? |
1.4789 |
0.04877 |
190 |
118 |
53 |
19 |
79 |
I'll brew some coffee. He's going to be a real monster when he wakes up. |
1.4789 |
0.04762 |
190 |
116 |
57 |
17 |
80 |
Are you sure Obamacare covers this? |
1.4787 |
0.04797 |
188 |
115 |
56 |
17 |
81 |
Just don't give him any political ambition. |
1.4783 |
0.04992 |
184 |
115 |
50 |
19 |
82 |
It's Wednesday sir - Igor is always off on hump day |
1.4764 |
0.05187 |
191 |
125 |
41 |
25 |
83 |
With which gender will it be self-identifying, sir? |
1.4764 |
0.04743 |
191 |
117 |
57 |
17 |
84 |
But sir, the Republicans have already created a monster. |
1.4759 |
0.05048 |
187 |
119 |
47 |
21 |
85 |
I certainly hope, sir, that you will offer him clear instruction on which restroom to use. |
1.4749 |
0.05334 |
179 |
117 |
39 |
23 |
86 |
There was an angry mob at the door, but they were looking for the Trump rally. |
1.4742 |
0.05020 |
194 |
125 |
46 |
23 |
87 |
Shall I set an extra place at the table? |
1.4709 |
0.05243 |
172 |
110 |
43 |
19 |
88 |
No, there is no history of heart disease in my family. Why do you ask? |
1.4709 |
0.04658 |
189 |
115 |
59 |
15 |
89 |
Sir, Paul Ryan called and he said he'll take whatever you have. |
1.4706 |
0.05482 |
170 |
112 |
36 |
22 |
90 |
Well, I see we can bring the dead to life, but a raise for your butler is simply IMPOSSIBLE! |
1.4693 |
0.05091 |
179 |
114 |
46 |
19 |
91 |
There's a Mr. Trump at the door who asks how his running-mate is coming along. |
1.4686 |
0.04880 |
207 |
135 |
47 |
25 |
92 |
It’s Mr. Trump’s campaign on the phone, sir. When will the Vice President be ready? |
1.4686 |
0.05424 |
175 |
116 |
36 |
23 |
93 |
do you need a hand? |
1.4684 |
0.05210 |
158 |
98 |
46 |
14 |
94 |
Anything for the recycling bin, sir? |
1.4667 |
0.04945 |
180 |
113 |
50 |
17 |
95 |
Shall I reanimate the leftovers, sir? |
1.4667 |
0.04945 |
180 |
113 |
50 |
17 |
96 |
God's on the phone, and he sounds huffy. |
1.4658 |
0.05289 |
161 |
102 |
43 |
16 |
97 |
The cook would like to know what happened to the liver. |
1.4641 |
0.05566 |
153 |
99 |
37 |
17 |
98 |
Your efforts to produce a Third Party candidate are admirable. |
1.4639 |
0.05514 |
166 |
110 |
35 |
21 |
99 |
AC or DC, sir? |
1.4625 |
0.05162 |
160 |
100 |
46 |
14 |
100 |
Need a hand, sir? |
1.4615 |
0.05174 |
169 |
108 |
44 |
17 |
101 |
Sir, I don’t think this is what your therapist meant by “revive an old friendship”. |
1.4615 |
0.05105 |
169 |
107 |
46 |
16 |
102 |
If there will be nothing further this evening, sir, I’d like to run for my #@!$#%* life. |
1.4611 |
0.05142 |
193 |
129 |
39 |
25 |
103 |
Sir, Blue Cross has denied coverage for the operation. |
1.4601 |
0.04942 |
163 |
100 |
51 |
12 |
104 |
Sir, Mr Trump is on the telephone again. He would like to know if his running mate is ready yet? |
1.4581 |
0.05734 |
155 |
104 |
31 |
20 |
105 |
Good news, sir. In hypothetical matchups he beats Trump and Clinton. |
1.4564 |
0.05428 |
149 |
95 |
40 |
14 |
106 |
Sorry sir, but he signed a DNR. |
1.4559 |
0.05704 |
136 |
87 |
36 |
13 |
107 |
His co pay was denied. How should we proceed, sir? |
1.4556 |
0.04962 |
169 |
106 |
49 |
14 |
108 |
He's leading in the polls, sir. |
1.4556 |
0.05126 |
180 |
118 |
42 |
20 |
109 |
Sir, the insurance company is on the line, they require prior authorization. |
1.4551 |
0.05004 |
167 |
105 |
48 |
14 |
110 |
Good new Sir! Obamacare handles the procedure! |
1.4551 |
0.05352 |
167 |
110 |
38 |
19 |
111 |
It's Trump again, Doctor. Now he wants longer fingers. |
1.4540 |
0.05449 |
163 |
108 |
36 |
19 |
112 |
Will our guest be alive in time for dinner? |
1.4534 |
0.05356 |
161 |
105 |
39 |
17 |
113 |
I believe the appropriate tweet should be -- it's alive. |
1.4521 |
0.04727 |
188 |
119 |
53 |
16 |
114 |
It's damned inflation, sir. An arm now costs an arm and a leg. |
1.4506 |
0.05258 |
162 |
105 |
41 |
16 |
115 |
Sir, Mr Trump is enquiring about the progress of his running mate. |
1.4500 |
0.05451 |
160 |
106 |
36 |
18 |
116 |
There's a man at the door, sir. He's says you've stolen his daughter's heart. |
1.4497 |
0.05302 |
169 |
112 |
38 |
19 |
117 |
His package has arrived, sir. |
1.4497 |
0.05687 |
169 |
118 |
26 |
25 |
118 |
His insurance won't cover it, sir. Death is a pre-existing condition. |
1.4485 |
0.04894 |
165 |
103 |
50 |
12 |
119 |
Good news, sir. The Kickstarter has been funded. |
1.4465 |
0.05618 |
159 |
108 |
31 |
20 |
120 |
I was told you needed a hand to finish your project? |
1.4458 |
0.04946 |
166 |
105 |
48 |
13 |
121 |
My hat size? Curious you should ask, Sir. |
1.4451 |
0.05136 |
164 |
106 |
43 |
15 |
122 |
I take it you have no idea how the book ends? |
1.4444 |
0.05237 |
153 |
98 |
42 |
13 |
123 |
It's a message from the Republicans, sir. They say, 'Never mind.' |
1.4444 |
0.05783 |
153 |
105 |
28 |
20 |
124 |
They found the missing part. Lorena Bobbitt had it. |
1.4438 |
0.05519 |
160 |
108 |
33 |
19 |
125 |
Will the strapped-down gentleman be dining intravenously tonight,sir? |
1.4429 |
0.05578 |
140 |
91 |
36 |
13 |
126 |
Sure, I can be discrete. What happens in the dungeon stays in the dungeon. |
1.4424 |
0.04736 |
165 |
102 |
53 |
10 |
127 |
I had them put their torches in the umbrella stand. |
1.4423 |
0.05001 |
156 |
98 |
47 |
11 |
128 |
Keep trying. The convention isn't until July. |
1.4419 |
0.05357 |
172 |
117 |
34 |
21 |
129 |
Am I being replaced, sir? |
1.4405 |
0.04601 |
168 |
103 |
56 |
9 |
130 |
Yes sir, I do have a fully functioning spleen. Why do you ask? |
1.4390 |
0.05346 |
164 |
110 |
36 |
18 |
131 |
Sir, I must ask: Am I being replaced? |
1.4379 |
0.05394 |
153 |
101 |
37 |
15 |
132 |
You wanted to pick my brain about your recent project, sir? |
1.4375 |
0.05069 |
160 |
103 |
44 |
13 |
133 |
Sir, you really must find a new way to make friends |
1.4370 |
0.05624 |
135 |
88 |
35 |
12 |
134 |
That's nothing - my previous employer liked to run around in a bat costume. |
1.4367 |
0.05114 |
158 |
102 |
43 |
13 |
135 |
Yes Jeeves, I am keeping a stiff upper lip. Its in a jar on that table over there. |
1.4362 |
0.05414 |
149 |
98 |
37 |
14 |
136 |
Sir, I would advise against Dancing with the Stars. You realize he's got two left feet. |
1.4362 |
0.05330 |
149 |
97 |
39 |
13 |
137 |
Should I set another plate for dinner? |
1.4362 |
0.05740 |
149 |
102 |
29 |
18 |
138 |
If this doesn’t work you can always do a Diet Coke and Mentos volcano for the science fair. |
1.4362 |
0.05157 |
149 |
95 |
43 |
11 |
139 |
Lunch is served, Sir: baby-back ribs, elbow macaroni, and lady fingers for dessert. |
1.4359 |
0.04996 |
156 |
99 |
46 |
11 |
140 |
Without brains, he could be a politician. |
1.4356 |
0.05367 |
163 |
110 |
35 |
18 |
141 |
He's got your eyes, sir. |
1.4356 |
0.05438 |
163 |
111 |
33 |
19 |
142 |
Do you know which bathroom it will prefer, sir? |
1.4354 |
0.05956 |
147 |
103 |
24 |
20 |
143 |
Will your guest be alive for dinner, Sir? |
1.4348 |
0.05416 |
161 |
109 |
34 |
18 |
144 |
You'll want to let it breath for at least 30 minutes. |
1.4342 |
0.05085 |
152 |
97 |
44 |
11 |
145 |
So what happened to your previous butler? |
1.4331 |
0.05054 |
157 |
101 |
44 |
12 |
146 |
Excuse me, sir, someone is here to give you a hand. |
1.4329 |
0.04826 |
164 |
104 |
49 |
11 |
147 |
Your Kickstarter is now fully funded. |
1.4324 |
0.05352 |
148 |
97 |
38 |
13 |
148 |
AC or DC? |
1.4321 |
0.05021 |
162 |
105 |
44 |
13 |
149 |
His health insurance says they are not going to pay. |
1.4314 |
0.05144 |
153 |
99 |
42 |
12 |
150 |
Sir, will you require any additional body parts before I retire for the evening? |
1.4314 |
0.05227 |
153 |
100 |
40 |
13 |
151 |
Can we have him say something other than "Make America Great Again"? |
1.4312 |
0.04986 |
160 |
103 |
45 |
12 |
152 |
Sir, I'm sorry to say itsalive.com is taken. |
1.4303 |
0.04955 |
165 |
107 |
45 |
13 |
153 |
Mr Trump says to make sure his running mate has very large hands. |
1.4297 |
0.06144 |
128 |
88 |
25 |
15 |
154 |
Sir, the RNC just called and wanted to know if it will be ready in time for the convention. |
1.4295 |
0.05409 |
149 |
99 |
36 |
14 |
155 |
Mr. Trump just called to ask if you could make his running mate's hands smaller. |
1.4295 |
0.05655 |
149 |
102 |
30 |
17 |
156 |
You can't raise my salary and you expect to raise the dead? |
1.4293 |
0.04785 |
184 |
121 |
47 |
16 |
157 |
Still just one for dinner, sir? |
1.4286 |
0.05836 |
140 |
96 |
28 |
16 |
158 |
God is on the phone. |
1.4286 |
0.05108 |
147 |
94 |
43 |
10 |
159 |
If he doesn't win the election, Mr. Cheney would like to have his heart back. |
1.4276 |
0.05648 |
152 |
105 |
29 |
18 |
160 |
Your brain has arived from Amazon sir. |
1.4276 |
0.05600 |
145 |
98 |
32 |
15 |
161 |
May I give you a hand, Sir? |
1.4276 |
0.05514 |
145 |
97 |
34 |
14 |
162 |
They're here to read the meter, sir. |
1.4268 |
0.05285 |
157 |
105 |
37 |
15 |
163 |
You laughed maniacally for me, Sir? |
1.4255 |
0.05625 |
141 |
95 |
32 |
14 |
164 |
The brain arrived from Amazon. |
1.4248 |
0.05383 |
153 |
103 |
35 |
15 |
165 |
We have a slight problem, sir, I can't find the outlet. |
1.4248 |
0.05138 |
153 |
100 |
41 |
12 |
166 |
The GOP Convention is on the phone, Doctor. They don't like the first monster you sent them! |
1.4242 |
0.06282 |
132 |
94 |
20 |
18 |
167 |
The, er, donors have arrived, sir. |
1.4238 |
0.05750 |
151 |
106 |
26 |
19 |
168 |
The guests are seated and waiting to be severed...uh, served, Sir. |
1.4236 |
0.05625 |
144 |
98 |
31 |
15 |
169 |
Sir, your wife says she's running a bit late, she's still putting on her face. |
1.4231 |
0.05968 |
130 |
89 |
27 |
14 |
170 |
Every time you try to bring him to life the internet goes down. |
1.4231 |
0.05660 |
130 |
86 |
33 |
11 |
171 |
A delegation from the village would like to know which bathroom it will be using. |
1.4222 |
0.05708 |
135 |
91 |
31 |
13 |
172 |
The Republicans called to say they are going with the other one. |
1.4211 |
0.05669 |
133 |
89 |
32 |
12 |
173 |
The entire village is here to see you, sir. |
1.4207 |
0.05054 |
145 |
93 |
43 |
9 |
174 |
An angry mob to see you, sir. |
1.4200 |
0.05456 |
150 |
102 |
33 |
15 |
175 |
I'd like to seat him next to the duchess, but he'll need to speak French. |
1.4200 |
0.05290 |
150 |
100 |
37 |
13 |
176 |
Sir,they want to know if the third party candidate is ready. |
1.4200 |
0.05456 |
150 |
102 |
33 |
15 |
177 |
Good news sir. Donald Trump's brain just arrived. It looks hardly used. |
1.4191 |
0.06135 |
136 |
97 |
21 |
18 |
178 |
So, is tonight the night we put away the good china? |
1.4189 |
0.05253 |
148 |
98 |
38 |
12 |
179 |
Doctor, some body is at the door. |
1.4189 |
0.05592 |
148 |
102 |
30 |
16 |
180 |
No Sir, I don't carry an Organ Donor card! |
1.4184 |
0.05148 |
141 |
91 |
41 |
9 |
181 |
I'm terribly sorry, sir, but I cannot lend you a hand. |
1.4184 |
0.05148 |
141 |
91 |
41 |
9 |
182 |
In an election year very few normal brains are available, sir. |
1.4183 |
0.05377 |
153 |
104 |
34 |
15 |
183 |
Sir, Mary Shelley has arrived with a 'cease and desist' order. |
1.4178 |
0.05563 |
146 |
100 |
31 |
15 |
184 |
The accountant wishes to know if your creation is a business expense or merely a dependent. |
1.4167 |
0.05488 |
132 |
87 |
35 |
10 |
185 |
Sir, May I suggest that you wait until 2020. The Republicans already have a monster. |
1.4156 |
0.05505 |
154 |
107 |
30 |
17 |
186 |
I'm sorry sir, but I put a call in to the GOP organ bank, and they seem to be all out of brains. |
1.4148 |
0.05891 |
135 |
94 |
26 |
15 |
187 |
Sir, I have to ask - are you thinking about replacing me? |
1.4145 |
0.05234 |
152 |
102 |
37 |
13 |
188 |
Sir, Amazon says the brain is not returnable. |
1.4143 |
0.05551 |
140 |
95 |
32 |
13 |
189 |
Shall I set an extra place for dinner, or is that too optimistic? |
1.4138 |
0.05233 |
145 |
96 |
38 |
11 |
190 |
The Republican National Committee is wondering when the candidate will be ready. |
1.4138 |
0.05233 |
145 |
96 |
38 |
11 |
191 |
I’m Jeeves, sir. You created me last Tuesday. |
1.4135 |
0.05456 |
133 |
88 |
35 |
10 |
192 |
Sir, the RNC keeps calling. They want to know if the new candidate will be ready by the convention. |
1.4135 |
0.06050 |
133 |
94 |
23 |
16 |
193 |
Don't you think you've taken this man cave thing just a bit too far, sir? |
1.4133 |
0.07375 |
75 |
50 |
19 |
6 |
194 |
I was wondering if you’d happened to see my right arm anywhere… |
1.4130 |
0.05608 |
138 |
94 |
31 |
13 |
195 |
Sir, the villagers would like a word. |
1.4127 |
0.05551 |
126 |
83 |
34 |
9 |
196 |
Looks like we'll both be working with leftovers tonight. |
1.4126 |
0.05092 |
143 |
93 |
41 |
9 |
197 |
Dinner is served, Doctor. Leftovers tonight, but I've managed to give new life to last week's meat loaf. |
1.4126 |
0.05555 |
143 |
98 |
31 |
14 |
198 |
The first trick-or-treaters are here, sir. Are we about ready? |
1.4121 |
0.04479 |
182 |
118 |
53 |
11 |
199 |
A word of advice, Victor. Give the monster a name. 200 years from now you don't want people thinking HE was Frankenstein. |
1.4118 |
0.05289 |
153 |
104 |
35 |
14 |
200 |
He can not be turned down for health care because of pre exisitng conditions. |
1.4118 |
0.05370 |
136 |
90 |
36 |
10 |
201 |
Shall I show them in, your Lordship? They claim to be born again. |
1.4118 |
0.05267 |
136 |
89 |
38 |
9 |
202 |
As you feared, sir, brains are scarce everywhere. |
1.4118 |
0.05569 |
136 |
92 |
32 |
12 |
203 |
You asked me to tell you when The Walking Dead came on, sir. |
1.4118 |
0.05370 |
136 |
90 |
36 |
10 |
204 |
Sir, if I might make a rather sharp distinction, the sherry is in the decanter to the right, the embalming fluid to the left. |
1.4113 |
0.05427 |
141 |
95 |
34 |
12 |
205 |
Sir, I don't have the stomach for this, but Igor can find one. |
1.4110 |
0.05556 |
146 |
101 |
30 |
15 |
206 |
Sorry Sir, but your ad was flagged on Craigslist. |
1.4109 |
0.05348 |
129 |
84 |
37 |
8 |
207 |
Shall I set the table tonight for two, Sir? |
1.4098 |
0.06132 |
122 |
85 |
24 |
13 |
208 |
Your mother has a question about the item in the freezer. |
1.4094 |
0.05847 |
127 |
87 |
28 |
12 |
209 |
Sir, Mr. Trump is on the line and wants to know when his running mate will be ready. |
1.4094 |
0.06260 |
127 |
91 |
20 |
16 |
210 |
Will you want tea after you tamper with God's domain, sir? |
1.4088 |
0.05727 |
137 |
95 |
28 |
14 |
211 |
Rabble with torches to see you, Sir. |
1.4088 |
0.05237 |
137 |
90 |
38 |
9 |
212 |
The insurance agent would like a word regarding pre-existing conditions. |
1.4085 |
0.05208 |
142 |
94 |
38 |
10 |
213 |
No Sir. The procedure is not approved under Obamacare. |
1.4080 |
0.05217 |
125 |
80 |
39 |
6 |
214 |
So you can create man but an elevator is out of the question? |
1.4080 |
0.05803 |
125 |
85 |
29 |
11 |
215 |
Please let me know when you're done with those neck bolts, sir. They came from the vacuum cleaner. |
1.4079 |
0.05227 |
152 |
103 |
36 |
13 |
216 |
Shall I prepare the remains of the day, Sir? |
1.4068 |
0.05676 |
118 |
78 |
32 |
8 |
217 |
Nobody with brains wants to deliver one here, sir. |
1.4062 |
0.05594 |
128 |
86 |
32 |
10 |
218 |
Good news, sir. He already has two thousand followers on Twitter. |
1.4058 |
0.05308 |
138 |
92 |
36 |
10 |
219 |
Sir, you should build two more. The cook and gardner have also resigned. |
1.4050 |
0.05577 |
121 |
80 |
33 |
8 |
220 |
Beg pardon, sir, but there's a caller inquiring about your interest in cutting your utility bills in half. |
1.4046 |
0.05502 |
131 |
88 |
33 |
10 |
221 |
Sir, will the gentleman be joining you for dinner? |
1.4044 |
0.05939 |
136 |
97 |
23 |
16 |
222 |
One hump or two? |
1.4044 |
0.06030 |
136 |
98 |
21 |
17 |
223 |
The president of the condominium association would like to speak to you |
1.4044 |
0.05258 |
136 |
90 |
37 |
9 |
224 |
We might send him out again, sir, as he's swept another primary. |
1.4037 |
0.06533 |
109 |
77 |
20 |
12 |
225 |
Shall I set another place at the dinner table, Sir? |
1.4031 |
0.05773 |
129 |
89 |
28 |
12 |
226 |
Sir, a mob to see you. |
1.4031 |
0.05877 |
129 |
90 |
26 |
13 |
227 |
May I be frank, sir? |
1.4031 |
0.05668 |
129 |
88 |
30 |
11 |
228 |
Will your creation have any dietary restrictions? |
1.4016 |
0.05943 |
127 |
89 |
25 |
13 |
229 |
It's FedEx, sir. Your parts have arrived. |
1.4015 |
0.05811 |
137 |
97 |
25 |
15 |
230 |
A Mary Shelley is here to see you. She says you'll know what it's about. |
1.4000 |
0.05416 |
130 |
87 |
34 |
9 |
231 |
You groaned, sir? |
1.4000 |
0.05584 |
135 |
93 |
30 |
12 |
232 |
A Mr Trump is inquiring whether his running mate is ready yet. |
1.4000 |
0.05873 |
135 |
96 |
24 |
15 |
233 |
Are we going with AC or DC this time? |
1.3984 |
0.05124 |
128 |
83 |
39 |
6 |
234 |
Sir, you asked me to come down to lend a hand? |
1.3984 |
0.05625 |
123 |
83 |
31 |
9 |
235 |
Are we assembling a third party candidate, Sir? |
1.3971 |
0.05350 |
136 |
92 |
34 |
10 |
236 |
" Excuse me Sir, the online poll shows an overwhelming preference for Monster McMonsterface". |
1.3971 |
0.06021 |
136 |
99 |
20 |
17 |
237 |
Will you be needing anybody else,sir? |
1.3969 |
0.05598 |
131 |
90 |
30 |
11 |
238 |
I'm afraid he remains in grave condition. |
1.3969 |
0.05492 |
131 |
89 |
32 |
10 |
239 |
Will you be needing my left arm as well, sir? |
1.3969 |
0.05804 |
131 |
92 |
26 |
13 |
240 |
Sir, if I may suggest a different approach, I hear wonderful things about online dating. |
1.3969 |
0.05492 |
131 |
89 |
32 |
10 |
241 |
And I suppose they won't call me "Frankenstein's Butler," either. |
1.3968 |
0.05864 |
126 |
88 |
26 |
12 |
242 |
If you leave his brain out he can run for President. |
1.3968 |
0.06077 |
126 |
90 |
22 |
14 |
243 |
There's no lightning yet, sir. Shall I start blaspheming? |
1.3968 |
0.05755 |
126 |
87 |
28 |
11 |
244 |
The RNC is asking if you can be ready by July. |
1.3962 |
0.06384 |
106 |
74 |
22 |
10 |
245 |
Excuse me, but might I pick your brain? |
1.3958 |
0.05235 |
144 |
98 |
35 |
11 |
246 |
Perhaps he would be more comfortable strapped to one of the guest beds, sir? |
1.3955 |
0.05299 |
134 |
90 |
35 |
9 |
247 |
It's Mr. Trump, sir. He wants to know if his running mate is ready. |
1.3955 |
0.05804 |
134 |
95 |
25 |
14 |
248 |
Villagers to see you, Sir. |
1.3955 |
0.05299 |
134 |
90 |
35 |
9 |
249 |
It's dead in here so I'm going home early today. |
1.3953 |
0.05657 |
129 |
89 |
29 |
11 |
250 |
The Republicans are at the door and they are looking for their candidate. |
1.3953 |
0.05969 |
129 |
92 |
23 |
14 |
251 |
Not a problem at all, Sir. In fact, if I may say, it is welcome break from Downton Abbey. |
1.3953 |
0.05438 |
129 |
87 |
33 |
9 |
252 |
Torch-wielding mob to see you, Sir |
1.3952 |
0.05589 |
124 |
84 |
31 |
9 |
253 |
It's Mr. Trump, sir. He wants to know when his running mate will be finished. |
1.3950 |
0.06111 |
119 |
84 |
23 |
12 |
254 |
The Republican Party wishes to know if your candidate will be ready in time for the convention. |
1.3944 |
0.05824 |
142 |
103 |
22 |
17 |
255 |
Congratulations, Sir. Best. Ted. Talk. Ever. |
1.3937 |
0.05932 |
127 |
90 |
24 |
13 |
256 |
Sir, are you sure you can claim him as a dependant |
1.3934 |
0.05404 |
122 |
81 |
34 |
7 |
257 |
Will I be setting another place for dinner sir? |
1.3934 |
0.06110 |
122 |
87 |
22 |
13 |
258 |
He may well be obedient, sir... But he shall never be a gentleman's gentleman. |
1.3923 |
0.05726 |
130 |
91 |
27 |
12 |
259 |
Sir, Have you thought about which bathroom it will use in North Carolina? |
1.3919 |
0.05724 |
148 |
108 |
22 |
18 |
260 |
Will you be offended if I have my appendix removed at the hospital? |
1.3917 |
0.05588 |
120 |
81 |
31 |
8 |
261 |
Sir, the Anyone But Trump committee is here to meet the new candidate. |
1.3913 |
0.06012 |
115 |
80 |
25 |
10 |
262 |
We've set an extra place just in case things work out. |
1.3913 |
0.05387 |
138 |
95 |
32 |
11 |
263 |
The Kardashian's called - they say you can keep the brain, they won't be needing it. |
1.3910 |
0.05927 |
133 |
96 |
22 |
15 |
264 |
If there's nothing else, sir, I should like to depart before the pitchforks and torches. |
1.3902 |
0.05730 |
123 |
85 |
28 |
10 |
265 |
Good news, sir. The politician's brain has arrived and, as expected, there is no sign of wear. |
1.3902 |
0.05958 |
123 |
87 |
24 |
12 |
266 |
Remarkable undertaking, sir, although I daresay your last creation remains unbeatable in the Primaries |
1.3897 |
0.06011 |
136 |
100 |
19 |
17 |
267 |
Excuse me, sir, but Mr. Trump would like to know when his running mate will be ready. |
1.3895 |
0.07066 |
95 |
69 |
15 |
11 |
268 |
He won Nebraska |
1.3894 |
0.06214 |
113 |
80 |
22 |
11 |
269 |
There's a mob at the door for you, sir. |
1.3894 |
0.06214 |
113 |
80 |
22 |
11 |
270 |
Sir I seem to be missing the liver for the pate for the party tonight. |
1.3893 |
0.05793 |
131 |
93 |
25 |
13 |
271 |
Have you put some thought into going solar? |
1.3889 |
0.05859 |
108 |
73 |
28 |
7 |
272 |
Tell that pollster we are very pro-life. |
1.3889 |
0.05743 |
126 |
88 |
27 |
11 |
273 |
A message from Amazon, sir." "The parts you ordered have been shipped. |
1.3889 |
0.05317 |
144 |
100 |
32 |
12 |
274 |
Just popping out sir, did you need me to pick up any bits and pieces? |
1.3889 |
0.05852 |
126 |
89 |
25 |
12 |
275 |
The staff is requesting you resurrect a living wage as well, sir. |
1.3884 |
0.05794 |
121 |
84 |
27 |
10 |
276 |
Your experiment was just drafted in the third-round by the Packers. |
1.3884 |
0.05794 |
121 |
84 |
27 |
10 |
277 |
According to what I have read, the law now requires that he be labeled as a GMO. |
1.3879 |
0.05843 |
116 |
80 |
27 |
9 |
278 |
Some body to see you, Sir. |
1.3876 |
0.05751 |
129 |
91 |
26 |
12 |
279 |
A reporter called asking what bathroom he'll use. |
1.3876 |
0.05856 |
129 |
92 |
24 |
13 |
280 |
Will dinner be for one or two, sir? |
1.3866 |
0.06327 |
119 |
87 |
18 |
14 |
281 |
Master Viktor, cook would like to know what you did with the kidneys she bought for tonight's dinner. |
1.3866 |
0.06214 |
119 |
86 |
20 |
13 |
282 |
The meter reader would like a word, sir. |
1.3866 |
0.05737 |
119 |
82 |
28 |
9 |
283 |
Sir, the GOP are here to pick up their candidate. |
1.3866 |
0.06098 |
119 |
85 |
22 |
12 |
284 |
Sir, Igor says you need a hand? |
1.3866 |
0.05612 |
119 |
81 |
30 |
8 |
285 |
To balance the ticket, the convention now requests adding a brain and a heart. |
1.3866 |
0.06098 |
119 |
85 |
22 |
12 |
286 |
Very good, sir. The lavatory shall be designated "Gender Neutral". |
1.3864 |
0.05446 |
132 |
91 |
31 |
10 |
287 |
Currently, sir, your monster is polling quite well. The shouting, stomping, and all-around belligerence appeals to far more of the population than we had originally anticipated. |
1.3860 |
0.05643 |
114 |
77 |
30 |
7 |
288 |
Sir, he wishes to know which restroom he will be assigned to. |
1.3860 |
0.05912 |
114 |
79 |
26 |
9 |
289 |
This is the last time I tell your mother your science fair project is a potato clock. |
1.3858 |
0.05129 |
127 |
84 |
37 |
6 |
290 |
Sir, the republicans would like to return your previous creation |
1.3858 |
0.05706 |
127 |
89 |
27 |
11 |
291 |
I told the driver we were not that kind of body shop. |
1.3858 |
0.05367 |
127 |
86 |
33 |
8 |
292 |
I'm Jeeves. Igor called in sick. |
1.3857 |
0.05027 |
140 |
94 |
38 |
8 |
293 |
Perhaps, sir, it would be easier to just meet my salary demands. |
1.3852 |
0.05515 |
122 |
83 |
31 |
8 |
294 |
We should wake him up sir. The inauguration is in an hour |
1.3852 |
0.06208 |
122 |
89 |
19 |
14 |
295 |
When you're finished, we could use a little life upstairs. |
1.3846 |
0.05928 |
117 |
82 |
25 |
10 |
296 |
Ancestry.com is on the line, sir. |
1.3846 |
0.05802 |
117 |
81 |
27 |
9 |
297 |
Bad news: they already nominated a monster for President |
1.3846 |
0.06051 |
117 |
83 |
23 |
11 |
298 |
Sir, his ObamaCare doesn't cover this procedure. |
1.3840 |
0.05302 |
125 |
84 |
34 |
7 |
299 |
I'm Jeeves, sir. Igor has the night off. |
1.3840 |
0.05988 |
125 |
90 |
22 |
13 |
300 |
Sir, Mr. Trump would like to know when his Vice-President will be ready. |
1.3840 |
0.05988 |
125 |
90 |
22 |
13 |
301 |
Igor says he wants Wednesdays off; something to do with hump day. |
1.3840 |
0.05422 |
125 |
85 |
32 |
8 |
302 |
You did well putting together all the parts. But which bathroom will it use? |
1.3838 |
0.06842 |
99 |
72 |
16 |
11 |
303 |
Master, the Trump people now say they'll need the running mate by Wednesday. |
1.3833 |
0.05698 |
120 |
83 |
28 |
9 |
304 |
Young master, the orange hair has arrived. |
1.3827 |
0.07151 |
81 |
57 |
17 |
7 |
305 |
The villagers would like a word. |
1.3826 |
0.06247 |
115 |
83 |
20 |
12 |
306 |
It's the villagers, sir. They're pissed. |
1.3826 |
0.06247 |
115 |
83 |
20 |
12 |
307 |
Doctor, his insurance company is on the phone. You can't proceed without a referral. |
1.3821 |
0.05717 |
123 |
86 |
27 |
10 |
308 |
I checked, Sir. Your IPhone charger is not compatible. |
1.3814 |
0.05886 |
118 |
83 |
25 |
10 |
309 |
Will your guest be alive for dinner, Master Victor? |
1.3814 |
0.05762 |
118 |
82 |
27 |
9 |
310 |
Mr. Paul Ryan said he expects to support your creature, but he's not there yet. |
1.3810 |
0.06544 |
105 |
76 |
18 |
11 |
311 |
I've never felt better sir, why do you inquire? |
1.3805 |
0.05380 |
113 |
75 |
33 |
5 |
312 |
Your mummy's at the door. |
1.3805 |
0.05804 |
113 |
78 |
27 |
8 |
313 |
A Miss Mary Shelley to see you, sir. |
1.3802 |
0.05660 |
121 |
84 |
28 |
9 |
314 |
And will you be creating a gentleman's gentleman for the gentleman, sir? |
1.3798 |
0.05300 |
129 |
88 |
33 |
8 |
315 |
It's refreshing to know that, for once, I didn't do it. |
1.3782 |
0.05846 |
119 |
84 |
25 |
10 |
316 |
A pitchfork wielding mob to see you, sir. |
1.3782 |
0.06200 |
119 |
87 |
19 |
13 |
317 |
If I may sir...in-utero is a far better way to go these days. |
1.3782 |
0.05597 |
119 |
82 |
29 |
8 |
318 |
Will he be joining you for dinner, or is he going out again tonight? |
1.3782 |
0.05722 |
119 |
83 |
27 |
9 |
319 |
Just one more item to attach.....so he'll be able to use the bathroom assigned to his gender. |
1.3782 |
0.05597 |
119 |
82 |
29 |
8 |
320 |
I just don't think you can make friends this way. |
1.3772 |
0.05896 |
114 |
80 |
25 |
9 |
321 |
Sir, it's Fox News again. They want to see the long-form birth certificate. |
1.3772 |
0.05626 |
114 |
78 |
29 |
7 |
322 |
Sir, Mr. Trump is inquiring about the status of his running mate. |
1.3772 |
0.06154 |
114 |
82 |
21 |
11 |
323 |
His Provider just called. They aren't going to cover any of this.... |
1.3761 |
0.05798 |
109 |
75 |
27 |
7 |
324 |
There's a rather wild-eyed bride at the front door, sir. |
1.3761 |
0.05798 |
109 |
75 |
27 |
7 |
325 |
Sir, the GOP called back to say 'help yourself'---none of its members are using their brains. |
1.3761 |
0.06222 |
109 |
78 |
21 |
10 |
326 |
Yes sir, we still have time to get him on the ballot. |
1.3760 |
0.05408 |
125 |
86 |
31 |
8 |
327 |
I got you that hot dog and beer you requested. Or as you called it, that "frank and stein." |
1.3760 |
0.05641 |
125 |
88 |
27 |
10 |
328 |
I have connected the back bone to the neck bone, and the neck bone to the head bone, will that be all Sir? |
1.3750 |
0.05431 |
120 |
82 |
31 |
7 |
329 |
I dare say Master Frankenstien, you are a genius with left overs. |
1.3750 |
0.05683 |
120 |
84 |
27 |
9 |
330 |
Begging your pardon, sir, but if you don't write a memoir, they might think the butler did it. |
1.3750 |
0.05559 |
120 |
83 |
29 |
8 |
331 |
Splendid work, sir, much less abrasive than the current nominee. |
1.3750 |
0.05805 |
120 |
85 |
25 |
10 |
332 |
I'm sorry, sir, but Medicare has denied all of your patient's claims. |
1.3750 |
0.05683 |
120 |
84 |
27 |
9 |
333 |
How about 'Bob'? |
1.3750 |
0.05301 |
120 |
81 |
33 |
6 |
334 |
Sir, may I be frank? |
1.3739 |
0.05307 |
115 |
77 |
33 |
5 |
335 |
The NFL is calling, sir. They want to know if you would be willing to revive the Cleveland Browns. |
1.3739 |
0.05587 |
115 |
79 |
29 |
7 |
336 |
When he awakens, will he be presidential? |
1.3739 |
0.05983 |
115 |
82 |
23 |
10 |
337 |
Which bathroom shall he be using? |
1.3729 |
0.05747 |
118 |
83 |
26 |
9 |
338 |
Mr. Trump would like to know how his Vice President is coming.. |
1.3727 |
0.06439 |
110 |
81 |
17 |
12 |
339 |
Will he be ready before Cleveland? |
1.3727 |
0.05899 |
110 |
77 |
25 |
8 |
340 |
If it should come to life, sir, will it be joining us for dinner? |
1.3725 |
0.06373 |
102 |
73 |
20 |
9 |
341 |
The Governor wants to know which bathroom you plan to make it use? |
1.3719 |
0.06000 |
121 |
88 |
21 |
12 |
342 |
In light of the impending storm, sir, should I set an extra place for dinner? |
1.3717 |
0.05922 |
113 |
80 |
24 |
9 |
343 |
Sir, I need the power for the oven. |
1.3714 |
0.05783 |
105 |
72 |
27 |
6 |
344 |
Sir , don't you think it's time you got a life |
1.3714 |
0.06665 |
105 |
78 |
15 |
12 |
345 |
It's the footman, sir ... he's missing a foot. |
1.3707 |
0.05812 |
116 |
82 |
25 |
9 |
346 |
What shall I serve for the first corpse? |
1.3707 |
0.05939 |
116 |
83 |
23 |
10 |
347 |
Shall I add another place setting? |
1.3697 |
0.06300 |
119 |
89 |
16 |
14 |
348 |
The RNC wants to know if it can be ready to run in November. |
1.3697 |
0.05951 |
119 |
86 |
22 |
11 |
349 |
Shall I set another place for dinner, sir? |
1.3697 |
0.05830 |
119 |
85 |
24 |
10 |
350 |
Excuse me sir; can I lend you a hand? |
1.3697 |
0.05319 |
119 |
81 |
32 |
6 |
351 |
Congratulations, Sir. You've been awarded the Nobel Pieces Prize. |
1.3697 |
0.05581 |
119 |
83 |
28 |
8 |
352 |
No, Sir. I don't know what is 8 feet tall, is afraid of fire and recently killed my predecessor. |
1.3694 |
0.05568 |
111 |
76 |
29 |
6 |
353 |
Will you be wanting any more body parts tonight, sir? |
1.3694 |
0.05855 |
111 |
78 |
25 |
8 |
354 |
Do the pitchforks go above or to the left of the plate? |
1.3694 |
0.05855 |
111 |
78 |
25 |
8 |
355 |
Mr. Trump has arrived, sir. Do we have an extra brain? |
1.3689 |
0.06616 |
103 |
76 |
16 |
11 |
356 |
In the event I should hear you declare "it's alive" should I set another place? |
1.3689 |
0.05607 |
122 |
86 |
27 |
9 |
357 |
Sir, I was just informed that having no brain does indeed count as a preexisting condition" |
1.3689 |
0.05607 |
122 |
86 |
27 |
9 |
358 |
You can't just replace me, sir...I'm Union. |
1.3689 |
0.05484 |
122 |
85 |
29 |
8 |
359 |
Just to let you know, sir ... the spare parts are now having tea in the drawing room. |
1.3684 |
0.06138 |
114 |
83 |
20 |
11 |
360 |
Mr. Trump has asked me to inquire when his running mate will be ready. |
1.3684 |
0.06263 |
114 |
84 |
18 |
12 |
361 |
Juice? |
1.3684 |
0.05879 |
114 |
81 |
24 |
9 |
362 |
Think nothing of it sir. Happy to lend a hand. |
1.3684 |
0.05469 |
114 |
78 |
30 |
6 |
363 |
A Mr. Brooks to see you, Sir. |
1.3684 |
0.05469 |
114 |
78 |
30 |
6 |
364 |
A pitchfork-waving mob to see you, sir. |
1.3679 |
0.06334 |
106 |
77 |
19 |
10 |
365 |
Sir, your neck electrodes qualified for same-day delivery |
1.3679 |
0.05738 |
106 |
73 |
27 |
6 |
366 |
OSHA is here... |
1.3675 |
0.05374 |
117 |
80 |
31 |
6 |
367 |
Sir, a Mr Trump wishes to speak to you about his hands. |
1.3675 |
0.06261 |
117 |
87 |
17 |
13 |
368 |
Apologies sir but I believe the neck bolts are interfering with the wi-fi. |
1.3675 |
0.04946 |
117 |
77 |
37 |
3 |
369 |
I remain hopeful you can work in some table manners. |
1.3675 |
0.05374 |
117 |
80 |
31 |
6 |
370 |
I don't think any of the candidates have a right to life stance that supports your cause, sir. |
1.3661 |
0.05949 |
112 |
80 |
23 |
9 |
371 |
And the champagne should arrive upon the announcement of "it's alive," sir? |
1.3659 |
0.05687 |
123 |
88 |
25 |
10 |
372 |
Mary Shelley is at the door. I'm not supposed to be in the story. |
1.3659 |
0.05569 |
123 |
87 |
27 |
9 |
373 |
Does your monster have any food allergies? |
1.3654 |
0.06120 |
104 |
74 |
22 |
8 |
374 |
Your snapchat of him sitting up, Sir, has gone viral. |
1.3652 |
0.05837 |
115 |
82 |
24 |
9 |
375 |
I knew I was going to be replaced by technology. |
1.3652 |
0.05430 |
115 |
79 |
30 |
6 |
376 |
Sir, the investors are here. They'd like to see a working demo. |
1.3652 |
0.05430 |
115 |
79 |
30 |
6 |
377 |
Excuse me sir, but are you absolutely certain that he'll have no Presidential aspirations? |
1.3645 |
0.06284 |
107 |
78 |
19 |
10 |
378 |
How soon can he register as a Republican? |
1.3645 |
0.05997 |
107 |
76 |
23 |
8 |
379 |
Sir, shall we recharge the Tesla next? |
1.3644 |
0.04764 |
118 |
77 |
39 |
2 |
380 |
Cook wants to know if the monster has nut allergies. |
1.3644 |
0.05730 |
118 |
84 |
25 |
9 |
381 |
Shall I set another place at the table? |
1.3636 |
0.06168 |
99 |
70 |
22 |
7 |
382 |
Should I include one more for dinner? |
1.3636 |
0.06291 |
110 |
81 |
18 |
11 |
383 |
The Bring Back Ronald Reagan Society has expressed great interest in your experiment, sir. |
1.3636 |
0.05868 |
121 |
88 |
22 |
11 |
384 |
If you don't mind, sir, I'd very much like to be a penguin again. |
1.3636 |
0.06291 |
110 |
81 |
18 |
11 |
385 |
Good evening. Will the monster be alive in time for dinner and a movie? |
1.3628 |
0.06037 |
113 |
82 |
21 |
10 |
386 |
Did you try 'Wakey, wakey, eggs and bacey'? |
1.3628 |
0.05769 |
113 |
80 |
25 |
8 |
387 |
Will that be all, sir. There's a group forming outside I think I'd like to join. |
1.3628 |
0.06037 |
113 |
82 |
21 |
10 |
388 |
It's still not alive, Sir. Shall I hold dinner? |
1.3628 |
0.05343 |
113 |
77 |
31 |
5 |
389 |
If you no long need me sir, I'll be retiring to my heavily locked quarters. |
1.3628 |
0.05769 |
113 |
80 |
25 |
8 |
390 |
Sir, the Republican National Committee says they're counting on us. |
1.3628 |
0.05905 |
113 |
81 |
23 |
9 |
391 |
Sir, the brain you ordered on eBay has just arrived. |
1.3623 |
0.04818 |
138 |
94 |
38 |
6 |
392 |
I'm out of birds. May I use your monster in my next movie? |
1.3621 |
0.05393 |
116 |
80 |
30 |
6 |
393 |
I'm sorry sir, but the insurance company was quite clear. He needs a pre-authorization. |
1.3621 |
0.05393 |
116 |
80 |
30 |
6 |
394 |
Sir, it's election year 2016. Functioning brains are really hard to come by. |
1.3619 |
0.06508 |
105 |
78 |
16 |
11 |
395 |
The seventh-grade science class field trip has arrived. |
1.3619 |
0.05918 |
105 |
74 |
24 |
7 |
396 |
Why yes Sir. You DO look like a character from 'Doonesbury. |
1.3611 |
0.05803 |
108 |
76 |
25 |
7 |
397 |
I'm afraid that Amazon has your brain on back order, sir. |
1.3611 |
0.06094 |
108 |
78 |
21 |
9 |
398 |
I thought you should know that we've just received the electric bill. |
1.3608 |
0.06250 |
97 |
69 |
21 |
7 |
399 |
Sir, your accountant is here to discuss the in home office deduction. |
1.3607 |
0.05468 |
122 |
86 |
28 |
8 |
400 |
Sir, The Republican National Committee Chair is here to pick up the candidate. |
1.3604 |
0.06110 |
111 |
81 |
20 |
10 |
401 |
Should I plan on two for dinner, sir? |
1.3604 |
0.05694 |
111 |
78 |
26 |
7 |
402 |
Did you hear the news, Sir? Your previous invention is on his way to a presidential nomination. |
1.3600 |
0.05949 |
100 |
70 |
24 |
6 |
403 |
The villagers want to know if he has an innie or an outie. |
1.3600 |
0.06439 |
100 |
73 |
18 |
9 |
404 |
Excuse me sir, but your crowd-funding investors are at the gate. |
1.3596 |
0.05590 |
114 |
80 |
27 |
7 |
405 |
Sir, it's time to release the independent candidate. |
1.3596 |
0.05449 |
114 |
79 |
29 |
6 |
406 |
Since it's Wednesday, I'm covering for Igor on his hump day. |
1.3596 |
0.05727 |
114 |
81 |
25 |
8 |
407 |
I gave my right arm for this job, sir! |
1.3590 |
0.05491 |
117 |
82 |
28 |
7 |
408 |
Tea is served sir. Oh, and happy Father's Day. |
1.3590 |
0.05073 |
117 |
79 |
34 |
4 |
409 |
Igor called in sick. I'm from the temp agency. |
1.3585 |
0.05872 |
106 |
75 |
24 |
7 |
410 |
The venture capitalists have arrived. |
1.3585 |
0.06023 |
106 |
76 |
22 |
8 |
411 |
His current profile indicates he's AC/DC. |
1.3583 |
0.05265 |
120 |
83 |
31 |
6 |
412 |
Beg your pardon, sir, but the gentleman from the electric company is here to read the meter. |
1.3579 |
0.06155 |
95 |
67 |
22 |
6 |
413 |
Shall I prepare the guest room, sir? |
1.3578 |
0.05298 |
109 |
74 |
31 |
4 |
414 |
What about 'Mason' or 'Liam'? |
1.3578 |
0.05456 |
109 |
75 |
29 |
5 |
415 |
Sir, the angry mob has arrived somewhat early. |
1.3578 |
0.06186 |
109 |
80 |
19 |
10 |
416 |
A Mrs. Mary Shelley wishes to see you sir. |
1.3578 |
0.05759 |
109 |
77 |
25 |
7 |
417 |
Gentleman says he came by to lend a hand. |
1.3578 |
0.05759 |
109 |
77 |
25 |
7 |
418 |
The Co-op Board wishes to have a word, Doctor. |
1.3578 |
0.06047 |
109 |
79 |
21 |
9 |
419 |
Regrettably, sir, the weather forecast calls for yet another clear, moonlit evening. |
1.3578 |
0.05610 |
109 |
76 |
27 |
6 |
420 |
Sir, there is a Mr. Mel Brooks here to see you. |
1.3571 |
0.05930 |
112 |
81 |
22 |
9 |
421 |
Sir, I'm Jeeves.Igor has the night off |
1.3571 |
0.05930 |
112 |
81 |
22 |
9 |
422 |
Any chance he'll clean windows? |
1.3564 |
0.05731 |
101 |
70 |
26 |
5 |
423 |
Not to worry sir, what could possibly go wrong? |
1.3564 |
0.05555 |
101 |
69 |
28 |
4 |
424 |
Terribly sorry to bother you Doctor, any chance you have seen my right arm? |
1.3559 |
0.05318 |
118 |
82 |
30 |
6 |
425 |
Shall I show the torch-wielding mob into the library, sir? |
1.3558 |
0.05943 |
104 |
74 |
23 |
7 |
426 |
Pardon Doctor, Could you use a hand? |
1.3551 |
0.05827 |
107 |
76 |
24 |
7 |
427 |
Today's male has been delivered, sir. |
1.3551 |
0.05827 |
107 |
76 |
24 |
7 |
428 |
We need to make sure we have a birth certificate with his gender on it as well. |
1.3551 |
0.05976 |
107 |
77 |
22 |
8 |
429 |
Sir, is he an upstairs or downstairs monster? |
1.3545 |
0.06001 |
110 |
80 |
21 |
9 |
430 |
Mrs. Frankestein needs a hand |
1.3545 |
0.06272 |
110 |
82 |
17 |
11 |
431 |
The Donald is suing you. Claims you made his hands too small. |
1.3545 |
0.06272 |
110 |
82 |
17 |
11 |
432 |
Forgive me for interrupting sir, however, Mr. Trump is inquiring about the progress being made on his presidential running mate. |
1.3540 |
0.06148 |
113 |
84 |
18 |
11 |
433 |
I'm sorry, sir. I'm rather fond of my spleen. |
1.3540 |
0.06018 |
113 |
83 |
20 |
10 |
434 |
Get a life. |
1.3540 |
0.06148 |
113 |
84 |
18 |
11 |
435 |
Perhaps my services are no longer needed? |
1.3535 |
0.06782 |
99 |
75 |
13 |
11 |
436 |
It's the Power Company, Sir. They think you're growing pot. |
1.3529 |
0.05853 |
102 |
72 |
24 |
6 |
437 |
Just a little someone you tossed together, sir? |
1.3524 |
0.05410 |
105 |
72 |
29 |
4 |
438 |
He wants to know when his really great Vice President will be ready. |
1.3524 |
0.06345 |
105 |
78 |
17 |
10 |
439 |
The Republican National Committee would like a word with you, Sir. |
1.3519 |
0.06074 |
108 |
79 |
20 |
9 |
440 |
It's the Republican National Committee at the door, sir. They're asking if the new candidate is ready yet. |
1.3519 |
0.05782 |
108 |
77 |
24 |
7 |
441 |
The Donald wants to know how his Vice President is coming ? |
1.3519 |
0.05782 |
108 |
77 |
24 |
7 |
442 |
I've arranged for every creature discomfort. |
1.3519 |
0.06215 |
108 |
80 |
18 |
10 |
443 |
Sir, there's a new app for that. |
1.3519 |
0.06074 |
108 |
79 |
20 |
9 |
444 |
'Sir, polls show there is still running room for an independent candidate." |
1.3519 |
0.05782 |
108 |
77 |
24 |
7 |
445 |
And he'll be entitled to use the same bathroom as the rest of the castle, sir. |
1.3514 |
0.06354 |
111 |
84 |
15 |
12 |
446 |
Lunch is severed. |
1.3514 |
0.06091 |
111 |
82 |
19 |
10 |
447 |
Con Edison on the phone for you, sir. |
1.3511 |
0.06365 |
94 |
68 |
19 |
7 |
448 |
May I recommend the 1847 Cote de Beaune Formaldehyde, sir? |
1.3509 |
0.05842 |
114 |
83 |
22 |
9 |
449 |
At least I’ll stop being blamed for every murder around here. |
1.3505 |
0.06050 |
97 |
69 |
22 |
6 |
450 |
I know he's not the original, but you could still make a killing on eBay. |
1.3500 |
0.06256 |
100 |
73 |
19 |
8 |
451 |
Sir, the Republican Party is here. They'd like to make a deal. |
1.3491 |
0.05850 |
106 |
76 |
23 |
7 |
452 |
Good news, Sir. None of the deceased had a Do Not Resuscitate directive. |
1.3491 |
0.06001 |
106 |
77 |
21 |
8 |
453 |
Will he do windows? |
1.3491 |
0.05694 |
106 |
75 |
25 |
6 |
454 |
Is now a good time to discuss why I deserve a raise? |
1.3486 |
0.05433 |
109 |
76 |
28 |
5 |
455 |
Sir--we've won New Hampshire. |
1.3486 |
0.05738 |
109 |
78 |
24 |
7 |
456 |
Will he be up in time for supper? |
1.3482 |
0.05631 |
112 |
80 |
25 |
7 |
457 |
Shall we piece together a social media presence for him as well, sir? |
1.3482 |
0.05631 |
112 |
80 |
25 |
7 |
458 |
Your mother wants to know if your friend is staying for dinner. |
1.3478 |
0.06636 |
92 |
68 |
16 |
8 |
459 |
Your Kickstarter campaign has attained its goal, sir. |
1.3474 |
0.05943 |
95 |
67 |
23 |
5 |
460 |
Pardon me, sir, but an officer from the cold case squad is here to see you. |
1.3469 |
0.06340 |
98 |
72 |
18 |
8 |
461 |
Excuse me, Doctor. This month's electricity bill just arrived in the post and it's rather alarming. |
1.3469 |
0.05998 |
98 |
70 |
22 |
6 |
462 |
Igor left his heart in San Francisco, but he's going back for it. |
1.3465 |
0.05705 |
101 |
71 |
25 |
5 |
463 |
Sir, word has come down that the Conservative Party already has something similar. |
1.3462 |
0.06520 |
104 |
79 |
14 |
11 |
464 |
Will there be two for dinner tonight? |
1.3462 |
0.05595 |
104 |
73 |
26 |
5 |
465 |
Your science fair project looks like a winner, sir. |
1.3462 |
0.05920 |
104 |
75 |
22 |
7 |
466 |
Doctor, does your new friend have any special dietary needs? |
1.3462 |
0.06075 |
104 |
76 |
20 |
8 |
467 |
There's an urgent call from the Chairman of the Republican Party for you, sir! |
1.3462 |
0.05920 |
104 |
75 |
22 |
7 |
468 |
Sir, I'm afraid no viable brains will be available until after the elections are over. |
1.3462 |
0.05920 |
104 |
75 |
22 |
7 |
469 |
Mrs Mary Shelley and her copyright lawyer are here to see you, Sir |
1.3458 |
0.06100 |
107 |
79 |
19 |
9 |
470 |
I worked for Trump. I'm comfortable around monsters. |
1.3458 |
0.06243 |
107 |
80 |
17 |
10 |
471 |
Your ex-wife said, "Get a life!" Are you overthinking this? |
1.3458 |
0.05492 |
107 |
75 |
27 |
5 |
472 |
"Anyone else you would care for me to drug and kidnap before I retire sir? |
1.3458 |
0.05329 |
107 |
74 |
29 |
4 |
473 |
You know, I can always check webMD. |
1.3458 |
0.05492 |
107 |
75 |
27 |
5 |
474 |
Yes Sir;I think calling him "The Donald" is a very good name. |
1.3458 |
0.05954 |
107 |
78 |
21 |
8 |
475 |
Electric company on the telephone, sir. They sound perturbed. |
1.3455 |
0.05694 |
110 |
79 |
24 |
7 |
476 |
A mob of villagers to see you, sir. |
1.3455 |
0.05546 |
110 |
78 |
26 |
6 |
477 |
M’lady requests no power surges tonight during Game of Thrones. |
1.3455 |
0.05546 |
110 |
78 |
26 |
6 |
478 |
Pardon Sir... Do you need any more parts before I retire... |
1.3455 |
0.05694 |
110 |
79 |
24 |
7 |
479 |
Mr. Trump is at the door. He would like his brain back. |
1.3441 |
0.06209 |
93 |
67 |
20 |
6 |
480 |
Will the monster be eating, or just sitting and groaning? |
1.3441 |
0.06018 |
93 |
66 |
22 |
5 |
481 |
I've got bad news, sir. You forgot to pay the electric bill. |
1.3441 |
0.06395 |
93 |
68 |
18 |
7 |
482 |
Dinner is ready, sir. I hope you don’t mind -- it’s a bunch of leftovers. |
1.3434 |
0.06447 |
99 |
74 |
16 |
9 |
483 |
Will it be one for dinner, again, then, sir? |
1.3434 |
0.05948 |
99 |
71 |
22 |
6 |
484 |
Has there been a breakthrough or shall you be dining alone again tonight? |
1.3431 |
0.06152 |
102 |
75 |
19 |
8 |
485 |
I was actually looking for the lavatory. |
1.3431 |
0.06152 |
102 |
75 |
19 |
8 |
486 |
I keep forgetting -- are you Frankenstein or is it that guy on the table? |
1.3429 |
0.06176 |
105 |
78 |
18 |
9 |
487 |
Will I be wearing the hump this evening, sir? |
1.3429 |
0.05714 |
105 |
75 |
24 |
6 |
488 |
Will there be one more setting for supper? |
1.3429 |
0.06323 |
105 |
79 |
16 |
10 |
489 |
They want to know if you'd contribute to Planned Parenthood. |
1.3429 |
0.05872 |
105 |
76 |
22 |
7 |
490 |
Sir, instead of waiting for a lightning strike, we could invest in solar panels. |
1.3429 |
0.05384 |
105 |
73 |
28 |
4 |
491 |
'Should I set an extra plate for dinner, sir?' |
1.3429 |
0.06176 |
105 |
78 |
18 |
9 |
492 |
Dinner tonight will be leftovers. |
1.3429 |
0.05714 |
105 |
75 |
24 |
6 |
493 |
It's the Republican Party, Doctor. They're here for their nominee. |
1.3429 |
0.06606 |
105 |
81 |
12 |
12 |
494 |
There are some villagers here to see you, sir. |
1.3429 |
0.05872 |
105 |
76 |
22 |
7 |
495 |
Sir, Paul Ryan would like to know if he will be ready for the convention. |
1.3426 |
0.05907 |
108 |
79 |
21 |
8 |
496 |
Excuse me, doctor, the bride is wondering when he'll be ready. |
1.3426 |
0.05607 |
108 |
77 |
25 |
6 |
497 |
A crazed, pitchfork-wielding, torch-bearing rabble to see you, sir. |
1.3426 |
0.05607 |
108 |
77 |
25 |
6 |
498 |
God is here to see you, sir. |
1.3426 |
0.05907 |
108 |
79 |
21 |
8 |
499 |
Sir, he just got his first wink on Match. |
1.3423 |
0.05198 |
111 |
77 |
30 |
4 |
500 |
Pardon the intrusion Sir, but are we safe in assuming that you will still be dining alone? |
1.3423 |
0.06070 |
111 |
83 |
18 |
10 |
501 |
Will he be ready for the vice presidency? |
1.3423 |
0.05651 |
111 |
80 |
24 |
7 |
502 |
Madame will only take him if all his parts work |
1.3412 |
0.06385 |
85 |
61 |
19 |
5 |
503 |
Paul Ryan called after The Meeting. He's ready to look at The Option. |
1.3407 |
0.06670 |
91 |
68 |
15 |
8 |
504 |
It's the man from the electric company about the overdue bill. |
1.3404 |
0.06337 |
94 |
69 |
18 |
7 |
505 |
Should I tell the bride that the groom is almost ready? |
1.3404 |
0.05770 |
94 |
66 |
24 |
4 |
506 |
The Republicans want to know when their Hail Mary candidate will be ready, sir. |
1.3402 |
0.06856 |
97 |
75 |
11 |
11 |
507 |
The OSHA inspector is here to see you. |
1.3400 |
0.05168 |
100 |
68 |
30 |
2 |
508 |
Why do I get the feeling you're trying to replace me? |
1.3400 |
0.05898 |
100 |
72 |
22 |
6 |
509 |
That special order part has arrived but it's not, shall we say, proportionate. |
1.3400 |
0.05724 |
100 |
71 |
24 |
5 |
510 |
Which restroom should the Creature use? |
1.3400 |
0.06231 |
100 |
74 |
18 |
8 |
511 |
Doctor, the Americans called again, they really need a Presidential candidate WITH a brain this time. |
1.3400 |
0.06231 |
100 |
74 |
18 |
8 |
512 |
Your mother would like to know what you're doing. |
1.3400 |
0.05545 |
100 |
70 |
26 |
4 |
513 |
Are you almost finished? The Republicans are at the door again and they need another candidate... |
1.3398 |
0.05943 |
103 |
75 |
21 |
7 |
514 |
Sir, there's a mob here to see you. |
1.3398 |
0.06255 |
103 |
77 |
17 |
9 |
515 |
Concocting another stiff one, sir? |
1.3398 |
0.05943 |
103 |
75 |
21 |
7 |
516 |
Sir, the townspeople are complaining that the electricity is interfering with their Wi-Fi |
1.3396 |
0.05669 |
106 |
76 |
24 |
6 |
517 |
When do you think you could have another look at that toaster? |
1.3396 |
0.05343 |
106 |
74 |
28 |
4 |
518 |
Sir I've decided to use my wife's health care plan. |
1.3396 |
0.06126 |
106 |
79 |
18 |
9 |
519 |
May I be Frank with you, Sir? |
1.3396 |
0.05669 |
106 |
76 |
24 |
6 |
520 |
Donald Trump called -- he wants his brain back. |
1.3396 |
0.06271 |
106 |
80 |
16 |
10 |
521 |
This is no time to slack off. The Republican convention is a mere 2 months away! |
1.3396 |
0.05978 |
106 |
78 |
20 |
8 |
522 |
He wants you to make him more Presidential |
1.3396 |
0.05978 |
106 |
78 |
20 |
8 |
523 |
Don't trouble yourself, sir. I've always found new staff to be a bit stiff. |
1.3393 |
0.05609 |
112 |
81 |
24 |
7 |
524 |
So, that's one beer for you. Shall I bring Frank a stein? |
1.3377 |
0.06820 |
77 |
56 |
16 |
5 |
525 |
But will he be able to make a decent cup of tea, sir? |
1.3373 |
0.06246 |
83 |
59 |
20 |
4 |
526 |
I think it's time we discussed a raise. |
1.3372 |
0.06102 |
86 |
61 |
21 |
4 |
527 |
The vicar would like a word with you, sir, about your cemetery visits. |
1.3370 |
0.06424 |
92 |
68 |
17 |
7 |
528 |
Excuse me, sir. Disaffected Republicans are calling again. They wish to know if the third party candidate is ready. |
1.3368 |
0.05913 |
95 |
68 |
22 |
5 |
529 |
Well, if you don't name it, people will just call it whatever they want ... |
1.3368 |
0.06280 |
95 |
70 |
18 |
7 |
530 |
Don't worry, Dr. Frankenstein, your name will not be associated with this monster. |
1.3368 |
0.05913 |
95 |
68 |
22 |
5 |
531 |
What's the status of our third party candidate? |
1.3367 |
0.05792 |
98 |
70 |
23 |
5 |
532 |
One more for dinner? |
1.3367 |
0.06313 |
98 |
73 |
17 |
8 |
533 |
Will there be two for dinner this evening ? |
1.3367 |
0.06313 |
98 |
73 |
17 |
8 |
534 |
Will you be playing god again tonight, sir? |
1.3367 |
0.06144 |
98 |
72 |
19 |
7 |
535 |
He has requested even larger hands Dr. Frankenstein. |
1.3367 |
0.06313 |
98 |
73 |
17 |
8 |
536 |
Good news, sir. We've crowdsourced the brain. |
1.3367 |
0.05607 |
98 |
69 |
25 |
4 |
537 |
The Hawaiian birth certificate has arrived. |
1.3367 |
0.06144 |
98 |
72 |
19 |
7 |
538 |
Ted Cruz is on the line, requesting you revive his campaign. |
1.3366 |
0.05500 |
101 |
71 |
26 |
4 |
539 |
There's an impending thunder storm, Sir. Shall I set another place for dinner? |
1.3366 |
0.06178 |
101 |
75 |
18 |
8 |
540 |
Sir, there's a beautiful torchlight parade outside. |
1.3366 |
0.05849 |
101 |
73 |
22 |
6 |
541 |
He's going to be a real monster when he wakes up |
1.3366 |
0.06337 |
101 |
76 |
16 |
9 |
542 |
The GOP just called sir. They want to know if Reagan will be ready for November. |
1.3366 |
0.06491 |
101 |
77 |
14 |
10 |
543 |
It's the villagers again. They say it's important. |
1.3366 |
0.06178 |
101 |
75 |
18 |
8 |
544 |
Good news, Sir. Your Kickstarter campaign received its first donation. |
1.3366 |
0.06337 |
101 |
76 |
16 |
9 |
545 |
I enjoyed the bat cave better, Mr. Wayne |
1.3366 |
0.05677 |
101 |
72 |
24 |
5 |
546 |
Dinner is preserved. |
1.3366 |
0.05849 |
101 |
73 |
22 |
6 |
547 |
The Republicans are holding on Line Two. |
1.3365 |
0.05895 |
104 |
76 |
21 |
7 |
548 |
I think they're carolers, Sir. |
1.3365 |
0.06203 |
104 |
78 |
17 |
9 |
549 |
Shall I set another place at the table for dinner, Sir? |
1.3365 |
0.05734 |
104 |
75 |
23 |
6 |
550 |
Will you be needing a hand later, Sir? |
1.3364 |
0.06077 |
107 |
80 |
18 |
9 |
551 |
The villagers wish to enquire if he could build them a wall and get the Mexicans to pay for it? |
1.3364 |
0.05816 |
110 |
81 |
21 |
8 |
552 |
Sir, phone call from Paul Ryan. Would you care to swap monsters? |
1.3333 |
0.05847 |
105 |
77 |
21 |
7 |
553 |
The staff hopes you will be dining alone, sir. |
1.3333 |
0.05743 |
99 |
71 |
23 |
5 |
554 |
'A young Mel Brooks is here to see you, sir.' |
1.3333 |
0.05631 |
102 |
73 |
24 |
5 |
555 |
Will we be skipping our meds again this evening, Sir? |
1.3333 |
0.05631 |
102 |
73 |
24 |
5 |
556 |
shall we expect one more for lunch? |
1.3333 |
0.06179 |
93 |
68 |
19 |
6 |
557 |
The villagers have arrived for dinner. They've brought their own forks. |
1.3333 |
0.06002 |
105 |
78 |
19 |
8 |
558 |
Sir, shall I set one more place for dinner? |
1.3333 |
0.06283 |
102 |
77 |
16 |
9 |
559 |
Shall I stick a fork in him, Sir? |
1.3333 |
0.05987 |
93 |
67 |
21 |
5 |
560 |
Before you begin to bring him to life Sir perhaps I should iron his pants. |
1.3333 |
0.06398 |
96 |
72 |
16 |
8 |
561 |
Senator Ryan will delay the convention while you prepare the nominee. |
1.3333 |
0.05743 |
99 |
71 |
23 |
5 |
562 |
Sir, I told the angry mob to schedule an appointment. |
1.3333 |
0.05526 |
114 |
83 |
24 |
7 |
563 |
The GOP is wondering when their new candidate will be ready. |
1.3333 |
0.06580 |
99 |
76 |
13 |
10 |
564 |
Sir, Wonderful news ! The pitchforks and torches you ordered are being hand delivered ! |
1.3333 |
0.06398 |
96 |
72 |
16 |
8 |
565 |
Excuse me, Sir, Amazon has delivered the missing parts. |
1.3333 |
0.05688 |
105 |
76 |
23 |
6 |
566 |
Cook asks if you have any leftovers for dinner. |
1.3333 |
0.06723 |
93 |
71 |
13 |
9 |
567 |
I see you're working on my replacement. |
1.3333 |
0.05581 |
108 |
78 |
24 |
6 |
568 |
Would you prefer free, two-day shipping for the electrodes, or overnight for an additional $13.50? |
1.3333 |
0.05671 |
96 |
68 |
24 |
4 |
569 |
Had I known, sir, I would not have served the brain for dinner. |
1.3333 |
0.05627 |
111 |
81 |
23 |
7 |
570 |
It's the Republican National Committee; they'd like to know if Mr Reagan is finished yet |
1.3333 |
0.06283 |
102 |
77 |
16 |
9 |
571 |
Excuse me, sir. I was hoping to switch my day off to the day the townspeople will be storming the castle. |
1.3333 |
0.05631 |
102 |
73 |
24 |
5 |
572 |
I told them you aren't in need of pitchforks, sir, but they seem rather insistent on seeing you. |
1.3333 |
0.06321 |
90 |
66 |
18 |
6 |
573 |
Will he be done in time for dinner? |
1.3333 |
0.06046 |
96 |
70 |
20 |
6 |
574 |
Mr. Trump to see you, Doctor. He's still rather anxious about his hands. |
1.3333 |
0.06283 |
102 |
77 |
16 |
9 |
575 |
Villagers with pitchforks and torches to see you, sir. |
1.3302 |
0.05953 |
106 |
79 |
19 |
8 |
576 |
There's a gentlemen at the door with an "Anyone But Trump" sign who would like to speak with you. |
1.3302 |
0.05953 |
106 |
79 |
19 |
8 |
577 |
Excuse the intrusion, sir, but your electrical storm has arrived. |
1.3301 |
0.05234 |
103 |
72 |
28 |
3 |
578 |
I have grave concerns sir! |
1.3301 |
0.05586 |
103 |
74 |
24 |
5 |
579 |
Sir, have you given any thought to toilet training? |
1.3301 |
0.06381 |
103 |
79 |
14 |
10 |
580 |
Amazon has delivered your brain, Sir. |
1.3300 |
0.05870 |
100 |
73 |
21 |
6 |
581 |
I assume he'll be assuming some of my more menial tasks? |
1.3300 |
0.05515 |
100 |
71 |
25 |
4 |
582 |
Sir, the AirBnB-ers are here for their 5-night stay. |
1.3300 |
0.06039 |
100 |
74 |
19 |
7 |
583 |
Shall I set another place at dinner tonight, sir? |
1.3299 |
0.06671 |
97 |
75 |
12 |
10 |
584 |
Mr. Trump would like to know if he can ready by Inauguration Day. |
1.3299 |
0.06341 |
97 |
73 |
16 |
8 |
585 |
I'm afraid it's too late to create a new Republican candidate, sir. Shall I get you a martini? |
1.3299 |
0.06508 |
97 |
74 |
14 |
9 |
586 |
There's a gentleman from ConEd to see you |
1.3299 |
0.05811 |
97 |
70 |
22 |
5 |
587 |
Monster aside, I am going back to Dowton Abbey. |
1.3299 |
0.05811 |
97 |
70 |
22 |
5 |
588 |
Sir, the villagers are back. This time they're complaining about brown-outs. |
1.3299 |
0.05811 |
97 |
70 |
22 |
5 |
589 |
Can I assure Mr. Trump that his VP choice will be ready in time for the convention? |
1.3299 |
0.06169 |
97 |
72 |
18 |
7 |
590 |
Pardon the interruption, sir, but your pizza is here. |
1.3298 |
0.06123 |
94 |
69 |
19 |
6 |
591 |
It's just the little matter about our liability insurance, sir. |
1.3298 |
0.06307 |
94 |
70 |
17 |
7 |
592 |
Shall I set another plate, sir? |
1.3298 |
0.06486 |
94 |
71 |
15 |
8 |
593 |
This is nothing compared to my previous role at the Trump residence. |
1.3298 |
0.06486 |
94 |
71 |
15 |
8 |
594 |
Sir: there is a Mr. Trump at the door and he wants his brain back. |
1.3297 |
0.06454 |
91 |
68 |
16 |
7 |
595 |
'No Geeves, he doesn't need a brain. I'm creating a presidential candidate.' |
1.3271 |
0.06337 |
107 |
83 |
13 |
11 |
596 |
My client would like to know how many you could produce by November 8th. |
1.3269 |
0.05707 |
104 |
76 |
22 |
6 |
597 |
A gentleman with a pitchfork to see you, sir. He says it's urgent. |
1.3267 |
0.05988 |
101 |
75 |
19 |
7 |
598 |
The crazy lady next door wants to borrow a cup of sugar. |
1.3267 |
0.06151 |
101 |
76 |
17 |
8 |
599 |
Don't you think the shoes are a little premature, sir? |
1.3267 |
0.05988 |
101 |
75 |
19 |
7 |
600 |
I brought your male in, sir. |
1.3267 |
0.05821 |
101 |
74 |
21 |
6 |
601 |
What shall I tell the RNC? |
1.3267 |
0.05821 |
101 |
74 |
21 |
6 |
602 |
Pardon me sir... I put the villagers with torches in the drawing room. |
1.3267 |
0.05821 |
101 |
74 |
21 |
6 |
603 |
The neck bolt guy is here, sir. |
1.3265 |
0.05761 |
98 |
71 |
22 |
5 |
604 |
Yes, but is he good people? |
1.3265 |
0.05384 |
98 |
69 |
26 |
3 |
605 |
Sir. The gentleman from Ancestry.com is here to see you. |
1.3265 |
0.05761 |
98 |
71 |
22 |
5 |
606 |
Sir, I've robbed the grave and also obtained the fresh human heart as requested, but, I must respectfully remind you that brewing coffee is the responsibility of the kitchen staff. |
1.3265 |
0.06115 |
98 |
73 |
18 |
7 |
607 |
Mr. Trump requests that you add some Mexican to his Running Mate, Sir. |
1.3265 |
0.05941 |
98 |
72 |
20 |
6 |
608 |
Should I make the reservation this evening for one or two? |
1.3265 |
0.05761 |
98 |
71 |
22 |
5 |
609 |
Shall I set an additonal place for dinner, sir? |
1.3263 |
0.05881 |
95 |
69 |
21 |
5 |
610 |
The townsfolk are here with torches and pitchforks. Would sir like me to show them in or have them wait in the parlor? |
1.3263 |
0.06766 |
95 |
74 |
11 |
10 |
611 |
The cook would like to know if your monster has any dietary restrictions. |
1.3263 |
0.05881 |
95 |
69 |
21 |
5 |
612 |
Will I be able to control him from my phone? |
1.3263 |
0.05062 |
95 |
65 |
29 |
1 |
613 |
Sir, this recycling’s gone a bit far. |
1.3263 |
0.05881 |
95 |
69 |
21 |
5 |
614 |
Will the angry mob be joining us for dinner, sir? |
1.3263 |
0.05687 |
95 |
68 |
23 |
4 |
615 |
Sir, a hunchbacked gentleman is at the door responding to an advertisement. |
1.3263 |
0.06068 |
95 |
70 |
19 |
6 |
616 |
It's the GOP again sir. They say the Presidential Model you built for them is completely out of control. |
1.3263 |
0.06250 |
95 |
71 |
17 |
7 |
617 |
I fear that without a proper name of his own, sir, some may confuse the two of you. |
1.3263 |
0.05687 |
95 |
68 |
23 |
4 |
618 |
Looking to replace me? |
1.3263 |
0.05687 |
95 |
68 |
23 |
4 |
619 |
You really think he can win as a 3rd party candidate? |
1.3261 |
0.06008 |
92 |
67 |
20 |
5 |
620 |
If I may say, sir, I hope your teacher gives you an A Plus. |
1.3261 |
0.06577 |
92 |
70 |
14 |
8 |
621 |
This should bring him to life, but side effects may include nausea, dizziness, or swelling. |
1.3261 |
0.05806 |
92 |
66 |
22 |
4 |
622 |
Will there be one or two dining this evening? |
1.3235 |
0.05601 |
102 |
74 |
23 |
5 |
623 |
Sir, may I have the night off? It's Halloween. |
1.3235 |
0.06256 |
102 |
78 |
15 |
9 |
624 |
They won't believe you if you say the butler did it. |
1.3232 |
0.05890 |
99 |
73 |
20 |
6 |
625 |
My jowls? It would be an honor, sir. |
1.3232 |
0.05529 |
99 |
71 |
24 |
4 |
626 |
Excuse me sir, shall I create a Facebook account for It as well? |
1.3232 |
0.05529 |
99 |
71 |
24 |
4 |
627 |
A man from Consolidated Edison would like to speak with you, sir. |
1.3232 |
0.05712 |
99 |
72 |
22 |
5 |
628 |
Hitchcock, does your contract require you to cameo in EVERY film? |
1.3232 |
0.06553 |
99 |
77 |
12 |
10 |
629 |
Will there be another guest for dinner, sir? |
1.3229 |
0.06014 |
96 |
71 |
19 |
6 |
630 |
Will he have any shellfish allergies? |
1.3229 |
0.05638 |
96 |
69 |
23 |
4 |
631 |
Excuse me sir, the GOP would like to know if he is fixed yet? |
1.3229 |
0.06014 |
96 |
71 |
19 |
6 |
632 |
Sir, a Dr. Frankenstein is at the door with his patent infringement attorney. |
1.3229 |
0.06014 |
96 |
71 |
19 |
6 |
633 |
Beg your pardon, sir, but you've created a monster. |
1.3229 |
0.06369 |
96 |
73 |
15 |
8 |
634 |
You ordered liver, Sir? |
1.3226 |
0.06334 |
93 |
70 |
16 |
7 |
635 |
Sir, may I suggest a female's brain this time? |
1.3226 |
0.05753 |
93 |
67 |
22 |
4 |
636 |
He could be pretty on the inside - and that's what really counts. |
1.3222 |
0.06286 |
90 |
67 |
17 |
6 |
637 |
I'd say it's a mix of anticipation and fear, but the hors d'oeuvres have been well received. |
1.3222 |
0.06672 |
90 |
69 |
13 |
8 |
638 |
The angry mob claims your local sourcing is costing farmers an arm and a leg. |
1.3222 |
0.06286 |
90 |
67 |
17 |
6 |
639 |
Your mother is wondering if you're enjoying that new chemistry set she got you? |
1.3222 |
0.06672 |
90 |
69 |
13 |
8 |
640 |
Mr. Trump called again Sir, asking when his running mate will be ready. |
1.3218 |
0.06436 |
87 |
65 |
16 |
6 |
641 |
Pardon me for saying so sir, but this experiment is so 19th century. |
1.3200 |
0.05840 |
100 |
74 |
20 |
6 |
642 |
Your Kickstarter backers are clamoring for an update Sir. And they want an app. |
1.3200 |
0.06010 |
100 |
75 |
18 |
7 |
643 |
Should I set an extra plate for dinner, Doctor? |
1.3200 |
0.06342 |
75 |
54 |
18 |
3 |
644 |
He certainly has potential, Sir, but how is he with a tray full of wine glasses? |
1.3200 |
0.05295 |
100 |
71 |
26 |
3 |
645 |
Will your guest be joining us for dinner, Sir? |
1.3196 |
0.05589 |
97 |
70 |
23 |
4 |
646 |
It's the day of the remains, sir. |
1.3196 |
0.05961 |
97 |
72 |
19 |
6 |
647 |
Does that mean two for dinner,sir? |
1.3196 |
0.06479 |
97 |
75 |
13 |
9 |
648 |
I heard thunder. Will the gentleman be joining you for dinner? |
1.3196 |
0.06479 |
97 |
75 |
13 |
9 |
649 |
Sir, shall I add another seat for dinner? |
1.3196 |
0.05961 |
97 |
72 |
19 |
6 |
650 |
One neurologically perfect homo sapien brain, then coffee and a brioche at 11am sharp. Will that be all, sir? |
1.3196 |
0.06139 |
97 |
73 |
17 |
7 |
651 |
Well - if you didn't ring, sir, then who did? |
1.3196 |
0.05961 |
97 |
72 |
19 |
6 |
652 |
I'm sorry to intrude sir, but the homeowners association is here with their pitchforks and torches. |
1.3196 |
0.05778 |
97 |
71 |
21 |
5 |
653 |
I have accepted a position in Downton where I can properly manage the downstairs. |
1.3196 |
0.05961 |
97 |
72 |
19 |
6 |
654 |
Oh thank you for this sir, now finally, they won't always say "The butler did it." |
1.3196 |
0.05778 |
97 |
71 |
21 |
5 |
655 |
Very good, Sir. And will he be available to greet the villagers when I am on holiday? |
1.3191 |
0.06090 |
94 |
70 |
18 |
6 |
656 |
Sir: There's a Mary Shelley at the front door. |
1.3191 |
0.05899 |
94 |
69 |
20 |
5 |
657 |
Shall I set another place at the table, Sir? |
1.3191 |
0.06275 |
94 |
71 |
16 |
7 |
658 |
Pardon me sir, but wouldn't be easier to just try Tinder. |
1.3191 |
0.06275 |
94 |
71 |
16 |
7 |
659 |
Your parents are home. |
1.3191 |
0.05702 |
94 |
68 |
22 |
4 |
660 |
I've tightened the straps on the monster and fed the sloth. Will there be anything else, sir? |
1.3191 |
0.05899 |
94 |
69 |
20 |
5 |
661 |
Sir, Con Edison is here.... |
1.3191 |
0.05899 |
94 |
69 |
20 |
5 |
662 |
It's FED EX sir, the parts you ordered have arrived. |
1.3187 |
0.06028 |
91 |
67 |
19 |
5 |
663 |
Worst bachelor party ever. |
1.3187 |
0.06420 |
91 |
69 |
15 |
7 |
664 |
It turns out the hump was just really bad posture on my part. |
1.3182 |
0.06770 |
88 |
68 |
12 |
8 |
665 |
Sir, there is a rather odd gentleman at the door. Says he's looking far a Vice-President. |
1.3182 |
0.05909 |
110 |
84 |
17 |
9 |
666 |
Excuse me, sir, will there be two for dinner? |
1.3182 |
0.06373 |
88 |
66 |
16 |
6 |
667 |
Will the gentleman be staying for dinner Sir? |
1.3182 |
0.06164 |
88 |
65 |
18 |
5 |
668 |
Will you be needing a fresh brain, sir, or shall I tell Igor he may retire for the evening? |
1.3182 |
0.06574 |
88 |
67 |
14 |
7 |
669 |
Should I add a plate for dinner, sir? |
1.3182 |
0.06574 |
88 |
67 |
14 |
7 |
670 |
And how would our guest like his brain prepared? |
1.3178 |
0.05879 |
107 |
81 |
18 |
8 |
671 |
Congratulations on the Nobel Pieces Prize. |
1.3176 |
0.06309 |
85 |
63 |
17 |
5 |
672 |
Staff wonders if Sir will next make them a new scullery maid. |
1.3176 |
0.06309 |
85 |
63 |
17 |
5 |
673 |
Will there be two for dinner tonight, Dr. Frankenstein? |
1.3176 |
0.06739 |
85 |
65 |
13 |
7 |
674 |
Will he have any dietary restrictions Sir? |
1.3173 |
0.05511 |
104 |
76 |
23 |
5 |
675 |
Sir, its Jehova's Witnesses. Should I tell them to come back after you have raised the dead? |
1.3171 |
0.05723 |
82 |
58 |
22 |
2 |
676 |
Let me be frank. |
1.3168 |
0.05790 |
101 |
75 |
20 |
6 |
677 |
Do you think he'd prefer Boo-Berry or Count Chocula in the morning? |
1.3168 |
0.05790 |
101 |
75 |
20 |
6 |
678 |
Shall I add an additional place setting for dinner, sir? |
1.3168 |
0.06282 |
101 |
78 |
14 |
9 |
679 |
Shall I have the angry mob with torches wait in the living room, sir? |
1.3165 |
0.06121 |
79 |
57 |
19 |
3 |
680 |
I'm sorry I called the monster "Frankenstein," sir. I'm sure it will never happen again. |
1.3163 |
0.05909 |
98 |
73 |
19 |
6 |
681 |
I want you to know, Sir, that I could have taken a position at Downton Abbey. It was when you said that you knew I had the brains for this position that I chose you. |
1.3158 |
0.06396 |
95 |
73 |
14 |
8 |
682 |
Excellent work, Sir; but sadly, the Republicans have already had a breakthrough in monster creation. |
1.3158 |
0.06035 |
95 |
71 |
18 |
6 |
683 |
Sir, the man from OSHA is here. |
1.3158 |
0.06218 |
95 |
72 |
16 |
7 |
684 |
Cook says the liver for tonight's dinner has been stolen. |
1.3158 |
0.05847 |
95 |
70 |
20 |
5 |
685 |
Leftovers again tonight, Doctor? |
1.3158 |
0.06035 |
95 |
71 |
18 |
6 |
686 |
Sir, human resources, has some questions. |
1.3158 |
0.06396 |
95 |
73 |
14 |
8 |
687 |
Happy Father's Day! |
1.3158 |
0.05450 |
95 |
68 |
24 |
3 |
688 |
Shall I get my hump, sir? |
1.3158 |
0.06218 |
95 |
72 |
16 |
7 |
689 |
I spoke to Legal and confirmed he belongs to the company. |
1.3158 |
0.05450 |
95 |
68 |
24 |
3 |
690 |
Chef says she needs the kidneys back now. |
1.3152 |
0.05972 |
92 |
68 |
19 |
5 |
691 |
Are we still giving flu shots? |
1.3152 |
0.06169 |
92 |
69 |
17 |
6 |
692 |
Shall I set dinner for two tonight sir? |
1.3152 |
0.05972 |
92 |
68 |
19 |
5 |
693 |
A sequel? Sounds like a no-brainer to me, sir. |
1.3152 |
0.05558 |
92 |
66 |
23 |
3 |
694 |
Excuse me Doctor but the Census taker has returned asking for a definitive headcount. |
1.3152 |
0.05338 |
92 |
65 |
25 |
2 |
695 |
Did we use American parts? Maybe he'll become president. |
1.3152 |
0.06169 |
92 |
69 |
17 |
6 |
696 |
I located a brain, sir. It's marinating in white wine with Gaeta olives. Dinner at six. Will there be anything else, sir? |
1.3152 |
0.06169 |
92 |
69 |
17 |
6 |
697 |
Should I be worried about job security, sir? |
1.3146 |
0.05892 |
89 |
65 |
20 |
4 |
698 |
There's a Mr. Mel Brooks at the door. |
1.3146 |
0.05892 |
89 |
65 |
20 |
4 |
699 |
Where do you wish to receive the angry mob, sir? |
1.3146 |
0.05892 |
89 |
65 |
20 |
4 |
700 |
Men's room or ladies' room, sir? |
1.3146 |
0.06703 |
89 |
69 |
12 |
8 |
701 |
Shall I prepare tea for the villagers gathering on the lawn, sir? |
1.3146 |
0.05892 |
89 |
65 |
20 |
4 |
702 |
There's a chap on the telephone calling about our electric bill. |
1.3146 |
0.05671 |
89 |
64 |
22 |
3 |
703 |
Yes, there is an angry mob outside sir. The bigger concern is the angry electric company employee on the phone. |
1.3146 |
0.06510 |
89 |
68 |
14 |
7 |
704 |
Mr. Trump wants to know when his running mate will be ready. |
1.3140 |
0.06670 |
86 |
66 |
13 |
7 |
705 |
Sir, does your guest have any food allergies? |
1.3140 |
0.06247 |
86 |
64 |
17 |
5 |
706 |
The transition team has arrived, sir. |
1.3125 |
0.05602 |
96 |
70 |
22 |
4 |
707 |
His ex would like to speak with you. |
1.3125 |
0.06796 |
80 |
61 |
13 |
6 |
708 |
His HMO called. I'm afraid they don't cover reanimation. |
1.3125 |
0.05981 |
96 |
72 |
18 |
6 |
709 |
Sir, will you be needing any other body parts this evening? |
1.3125 |
0.05602 |
96 |
70 |
22 |
4 |
710 |
Beg pardon, sir, but will there be one more for dinner? |
1.3125 |
0.05795 |
96 |
71 |
20 |
5 |
711 |
How long will this take? Both parties want a new candidate by September. |
1.3125 |
0.06337 |
96 |
74 |
14 |
8 |
712 |
Cook was wondering if you'd come across her calf's liver. |
1.3125 |
0.05403 |
96 |
69 |
24 |
3 |
713 |
Doctor, the brain you ordered on Amazon has arrived. |
1.3118 |
0.06111 |
93 |
70 |
17 |
6 |
714 |
It's the villagers, sir. Shall they place their torches in the umbrella stand? |
1.3118 |
0.05716 |
93 |
68 |
21 |
4 |
715 |
Should we be expecting one or two for supper? |
1.3118 |
0.05917 |
93 |
69 |
19 |
5 |
716 |
Shall I expect one more for dinner, sir? |
1.3118 |
0.06300 |
93 |
71 |
15 |
7 |
717 |
Am I to understand that parts of him don't handle rejection well? |
1.3111 |
0.05837 |
90 |
66 |
20 |
4 |
718 |
Give it up sir. No one is going to believe the butler did it |
1.3111 |
0.05837 |
90 |
66 |
20 |
4 |
719 |
For once the butler did not do it. |
1.3111 |
0.06250 |
90 |
68 |
16 |
6 |
720 |
Will your 'friend' be joining us for dinner? |
1.3111 |
0.06047 |
90 |
67 |
18 |
5 |
721 |
Sir, there is considerable worry among the staff that we will be made redundant. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
722 |
It's Mel Brooks again - he's asking: "what if it was a comedy?" |
1.3107 |
0.05349 |
103 |
75 |
24 |
4 |
723 |
The Republican National Committee just called. They're wondering if their monster is ready. |
1.3107 |
0.05858 |
103 |
78 |
18 |
7 |
724 |
The RNC just called...they want to know if you can have him ready for the California Primary. |
1.3103 |
0.05965 |
87 |
64 |
19 |
4 |
725 |
Sir, the spare parts that you ordered from Amazon have arrived. |
1.3103 |
0.05965 |
87 |
64 |
19 |
4 |
726 |
Speaker Ryan again, sir. One more tweak to The Donald’s frontal lobe and he’ll endorse AND join the ticket! |
1.3103 |
0.06996 |
87 |
69 |
9 |
9 |
727 |
A Mr. Trump is on the phone Sir. Something about looking for a running mate. |
1.3100 |
0.06146 |
100 |
77 |
15 |
8 |
728 |
I have ordered the storm, Sir. |
1.3100 |
0.05631 |
100 |
74 |
21 |
5 |
729 |
Sir, Will your guest be joining us for dinner? |
1.3100 |
0.06308 |
100 |
78 |
13 |
9 |
730 |
Sorry to report that Amazon does not deliver human organs by drone in our area. |
1.3095 |
0.06770 |
84 |
65 |
12 |
7 |
731 |
Will the doctor's guest be needing a wake-up call? |
1.3095 |
0.05350 |
84 |
59 |
24 |
1 |
732 |
Sir, your 3 O'clock Mob is here |
1.3095 |
0.06101 |
84 |
62 |
18 |
4 |
733 |
Will there be one, or two, for dinner, sir? |
1.3095 |
0.06332 |
84 |
63 |
16 |
5 |
734 |
That was Trump sir, he's wondering if his VP is ready. |
1.3095 |
0.06332 |
84 |
63 |
16 |
5 |
735 |
Sorry, sir–after that last round of lightning the scones in the toaster came alive and strangled the maid. |
1.3093 |
0.06106 |
97 |
74 |
16 |
7 |
736 |
It's the Neocons at the door sir, asking if you could bring them back to life too. |
1.3091 |
0.05883 |
110 |
85 |
16 |
9 |
737 |
A little concoction of my own sir - guaranteed to wake the dead. |
1.3086 |
0.05731 |
81 |
58 |
21 |
2 |
738 |
We appear to be trending, sir. |
1.3085 |
0.05459 |
94 |
68 |
23 |
3 |
739 |
Dinner is severed. |
1.3085 |
0.05863 |
94 |
70 |
19 |
5 |
740 |
The usual espresso for you, sir, and perhaps something stronger for him? |
1.3085 |
0.05459 |
94 |
68 |
23 |
3 |
741 |
You're still trailing the GOP in creating hideous monsters. |
1.3085 |
0.06055 |
94 |
71 |
17 |
6 |
742 |
The Republican National Committee would like to borrow him sir. |
1.3085 |
0.06422 |
94 |
73 |
13 |
8 |
743 |
There is someone on the phone from Monstermingle.com. |
1.3085 |
0.05665 |
94 |
69 |
21 |
4 |
744 |
May I suggest a "Make America Great Again" hat? |
1.3085 |
0.05665 |
94 |
69 |
21 |
4 |
745 |
A torchlit crowd of villagers would like to see you, sir. |
1.3077 |
0.05990 |
91 |
68 |
18 |
5 |
746 |
I would like to request an increase in hazard pay, sir. |
1.3077 |
0.05782 |
91 |
67 |
20 |
4 |
747 |
Will he be joining us for dinner? |
1.3077 |
0.05782 |
91 |
67 |
20 |
4 |
748 |
Lord Brompton has called, sir, and says he would like his penis back. |
1.3077 |
0.05990 |
91 |
68 |
18 |
5 |
749 |
Would you like me to begin preparing your monster mash, Sir? |
1.3077 |
0.06136 |
78 |
57 |
18 |
3 |
750 |
Shall I set the table for one or two? |
1.3077 |
0.06573 |
91 |
71 |
12 |
8 |
751 |
You're sure you want to deal with the consequences of using a republican brain, sir? |
1.3077 |
0.06573 |
91 |
71 |
12 |
8 |
752 |
An extra place for dinner, sir? |
1.3077 |
0.04986 |
130 |
97 |
26 |
7 |
753 |
We have to hurry, we need a viable candidate by November! |
1.3077 |
0.05990 |
91 |
68 |
18 |
5 |
754 |
The cable guy is here. |
1.3077 |
0.05343 |
91 |
65 |
24 |
2 |
755 |
Tech Support said the old charger cords are not compatible with the new devices. |
1.3077 |
0.05990 |
91 |
68 |
18 |
5 |
756 |
A Mary Shelley is at the door and wishes to interview you for a book she's writing. |
1.3077 |
0.05343 |
91 |
65 |
24 |
2 |
757 |
The Republican Convention is in July. Are you sure the new candidate will be ready by then? |
1.3077 |
0.06385 |
91 |
70 |
14 |
7 |
758 |
Coffee? Tea? Plasma? |
1.3077 |
0.05343 |
91 |
65 |
24 |
2 |
759 |
The mob is here sir. |
1.3077 |
0.06385 |
91 |
70 |
14 |
7 |
760 |
Will the V.P. candidate be ready for Cleveland? |
1.3077 |
0.06190 |
91 |
69 |
16 |
6 |
761 |
It's a long shot, but he could become the Republican presidential nominee. |
1.3077 |
0.05990 |
91 |
68 |
18 |
5 |
762 |
Cook would like to know if your creation will be alive by dinner, Sir. |
1.3068 |
0.05682 |
88 |
64 |
21 |
3 |
763 |
An angry mob for you, sir. Shall I appease them with red caps and incoherent policy statements? |
1.3068 |
0.06124 |
88 |
66 |
17 |
5 |
764 |
I believe a spot of tea may reanimate him, sir. |
1.3068 |
0.06124 |
88 |
66 |
17 |
5 |
765 |
Will he be joining us for lunch? |
1.3068 |
0.06124 |
88 |
66 |
17 |
5 |
766 |
Mr Trump is here for a tune-up. |
1.3068 |
0.05907 |
88 |
65 |
19 |
4 |
767 |
He's going to run as an independent. |
1.3068 |
0.06734 |
88 |
69 |
11 |
8 |
768 |
I think giving him an English accent is an excellent idea, Sir. |
1.3068 |
0.05907 |
88 |
65 |
19 |
4 |
769 |
There are some villagers here to see you, sir. They seem agitated. |
1.3068 |
0.05907 |
88 |
65 |
19 |
4 |
770 |
Shall I plan on dinner for two this evening? |
1.3068 |
0.05907 |
88 |
65 |
19 |
4 |
771 |
It seems they are looking for a third party candidate. |
1.3068 |
0.06334 |
88 |
67 |
15 |
6 |
772 |
Will there be one more for more for dinner sir? |
1.3068 |
0.06334 |
88 |
67 |
15 |
6 |
773 |
The guests have arrived, sir--where shall I put their torches? |
1.3068 |
0.05907 |
88 |
65 |
19 |
4 |
774 |
Donald Trump on the line. He's in need of a running mate. |
1.3061 |
0.05876 |
98 |
74 |
18 |
6 |
775 |
The Bring Back Ronald Reagan Society has expressed a strong interest in your experiment. |
1.3061 |
0.05876 |
98 |
74 |
18 |
6 |
776 |
A Dr. Jekyll to see you sir. |
1.3059 |
0.06487 |
85 |
65 |
14 |
6 |
777 |
There's a Miss Shelley at the door regarding an interview. |
1.3059 |
0.06040 |
85 |
63 |
18 |
4 |
778 |
I am Carson, Igor's replacement. |
1.3059 |
0.06487 |
85 |
65 |
14 |
6 |
779 |
Someone selling life insurance, sir... Shall I ask them to check in with us tomorrow? |
1.3059 |
0.06040 |
85 |
63 |
18 |
4 |
780 |
Sir, do we really need another butler? |
1.3059 |
0.05803 |
85 |
62 |
20 |
3 |
781 |
You really need to resume dating, sir. |
1.3059 |
0.06040 |
85 |
63 |
18 |
4 |
782 |
Sir, the Republican nominating committee is calling with a request. |
1.3059 |
0.06700 |
85 |
66 |
12 |
7 |
783 |
Sir, the temp agency is on the phone. They say there may have been some sort of mix up. |
1.3053 |
0.06362 |
95 |
74 |
13 |
8 |
784 |
PETA is here objecting to your work with mice. |
1.3053 |
0.06000 |
95 |
72 |
17 |
6 |
785 |
Will he be dining with you tonight, sir? |
1.3053 |
0.06184 |
95 |
73 |
15 |
7 |
786 |
Combining Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton was a bad move. |
1.3053 |
0.05810 |
95 |
71 |
19 |
5 |
787 |
Shall I set another place for dinner this evening? |
1.3049 |
0.06651 |
82 |
63 |
13 |
6 |
788 |
Doctor, the specimens ahem, your guests have arrived. |
1.3049 |
0.06181 |
82 |
61 |
17 |
4 |
789 |
Hitchcock's earlier attempts at cameo were a little less subtle. |
1.3048 |
0.06071 |
105 |
82 |
14 |
9 |
790 |
Do you really think I can be replaced so easily, sir? |
1.3043 |
0.06132 |
92 |
70 |
16 |
6 |
791 |
Sir, there's a Mrs. Shelley at the door. |
1.3043 |
0.06132 |
92 |
70 |
16 |
6 |
792 |
The liver has arrived, sir. |
1.3043 |
0.05934 |
92 |
69 |
18 |
5 |
793 |
His bride called. She said to get a bigger one. |
1.3043 |
0.06324 |
92 |
71 |
14 |
7 |
794 |
So, is it two for dinner then sir? |
1.3043 |
0.06324 |
92 |
71 |
14 |
7 |
795 |
Son, don't you think you've taken this science fair thing a little too far? |
1.3043 |
0.05934 |
92 |
69 |
18 |
5 |
796 |
Sir, President Trump would like to speak to the Vice President. |
1.3043 |
0.06324 |
92 |
71 |
14 |
7 |
797 |
Is it the local custom for guests to bring their own forks? |
1.3043 |
0.06510 |
92 |
72 |
12 |
8 |
798 |
E-Harmony won't accept "monsters". Shall I try Match.com? |
1.3043 |
0.05934 |
92 |
69 |
18 |
5 |
799 |
He wants to know sir, if his current policy covers experimental treatment? |
1.3043 |
0.05729 |
92 |
68 |
20 |
4 |
800 |
Lets call this one "Trump". |
1.3038 |
0.06584 |
79 |
60 |
14 |
5 |
801 |
The chef wishes to know what happened to the raw liver. |
1.3038 |
0.06826 |
79 |
61 |
12 |
6 |
802 |
Shall I set out another plate at dinner, or will he be going out? |
1.3034 |
0.05628 |
89 |
65 |
21 |
3 |
803 |
Sir, the wedding is in one hour… will the groom be alive and ready? |
1.3034 |
0.06472 |
89 |
69 |
13 |
7 |
804 |
Yes sir I checked again, he does not qualify to be part of your family cell plan |
1.3034 |
0.05851 |
89 |
66 |
19 |
4 |
805 |
The #neverTrump crowd is wondering how you're doing on their new candidate. |
1.3034 |
0.06472 |
89 |
69 |
13 |
7 |
806 |
His HMO is not going to cover this. |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
807 |
Three for dinner, sir, or just you and Mrs. Frankenstein? |
1.3034 |
0.05851 |
89 |
66 |
19 |
4 |
808 |
Your parole officer wants to stop by. |
1.3034 |
0.05851 |
89 |
66 |
19 |
4 |
809 |
The GOP has shown interest in your experiment becoming a third candidate |
1.3034 |
0.06272 |
89 |
68 |
15 |
6 |
810 |
It's ConEd, Sir.... something about your bill. |
1.3030 |
0.06818 |
66 |
49 |
14 |
3 |
811 |
The Republican Party is on the phone. They want to know when they can expect the new candidate. |
1.3023 |
0.05747 |
86 |
63 |
20 |
3 |
812 |
If I may be so bold sir, didn't you learn anything from the Trump incident? |
1.3023 |
0.05980 |
86 |
64 |
18 |
4 |
813 |
Good evening, Doctor. The New Yorker cartoon department sent me. |
1.3023 |
0.06631 |
86 |
67 |
12 |
7 |
814 |
There's a Ms. Shelley here to see you. |
1.3023 |
0.06204 |
86 |
65 |
16 |
5 |
815 |
Sir, shall I inform the morgue or prepare the guest room? |
1.3016 |
0.07379 |
63 |
48 |
11 |
4 |
816 |
How many for supper? |
1.3012 |
0.06580 |
83 |
64 |
13 |
6 |
817 |
We blew a fuse Sir. Shall I barbecue? |
1.3011 |
0.06264 |
93 |
72 |
14 |
7 |
818 |
I'm afraid it's the Clinton campaign again, sir. Has the creature registered to vote? |
1.3011 |
0.06074 |
93 |
71 |
16 |
6 |
819 |
Excuse me, sir, there is a mob at the door. |
1.3011 |
0.05879 |
93 |
70 |
18 |
5 |
820 |
Sir, there's an angry mob here to see you. |
1.3000 |
0.06007 |
90 |
68 |
17 |
5 |
821 |
Sir, there's a Ms. Shelley here to see you. Shall I send her in? |
1.3000 |
0.06211 |
90 |
69 |
15 |
6 |
822 |
Will you be two for dinner tonight? |
1.3000 |
0.05737 |
80 |
58 |
20 |
2 |
823 |
I'd like to discuss my job security before he wakes up. |
1.3000 |
0.06211 |
90 |
69 |
15 |
6 |
824 |
The Republican Party is here to pick up their candidate. |
1.3000 |
0.05795 |
90 |
67 |
19 |
4 |
825 |
Sir, the weather is forecast to be stormy tonight. Shall I set an extra place for dinner? |
1.3000 |
0.05795 |
90 |
67 |
19 |
4 |
826 |
He'll need formal wear for dinner |
1.3000 |
0.06006 |
80 |
59 |
18 |
3 |
827 |
Shaken... not stirred |
1.3000 |
0.06409 |
90 |
70 |
13 |
7 |
828 |
Dr. Klein from next door is upstairs, he wonders if you might lend him a hand. |
1.3000 |
0.05412 |
100 |
74 |
22 |
4 |
829 |
I am pro-life too, sir, but you're taking this Creationism thing too far. |
1.3000 |
0.06409 |
90 |
70 |
13 |
7 |
830 |
We'll enter him as a third-party candidate. |
1.3000 |
0.05563 |
110 |
84 |
19 |
7 |
831 |
Some frankincense would really freshen this place up. |
1.3000 |
0.05795 |
90 |
67 |
19 |
4 |
832 |
I'm afraid we're in for some bad weather, Sir. Not a cloud in the sky. |
1.3000 |
0.05795 |
90 |
67 |
19 |
4 |
833 |
I assume you think global warming is possible too? |
1.3000 |
0.06211 |
90 |
69 |
15 |
6 |
834 |
Sir, it's me. Igor. Who knew that it's clothes that make the man. |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
835 |
Sir, there's a gentleman on the phone claiming to be his biological father! |
1.2990 |
0.05892 |
97 |
74 |
17 |
6 |
836 |
Sir, Mr. Trump would like to know if his running partner is ready. |
1.2989 |
0.06563 |
87 |
68 |
12 |
7 |
837 |
This may be the year for a third party candidate. |
1.2989 |
0.06143 |
87 |
66 |
16 |
5 |
838 |
Shall I assume your guest will be staying for dinner, Sir? |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
839 |
Am I to assume it will be two for dinner this evening, sir? |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
840 |
Mrs. Shelley would like to have her book back. |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
841 |
Will your friend be re-animated in time for lunch Sir ? |
1.2979 |
0.05625 |
94 |
70 |
20 |
4 |
842 |
His Obamacare paperwork is complete, sir. |
1.2979 |
0.06205 |
94 |
73 |
14 |
7 |
843 |
Shall I set any extra place at dinner? |
1.2979 |
0.06205 |
94 |
73 |
14 |
7 |
844 |
A Mr. Mel Brooks to see you sir |
1.2979 |
0.05418 |
94 |
69 |
22 |
3 |
845 |
Carson, put him on ice for Lady Edith. She has such trouble keeping a man. |
1.2976 |
0.06728 |
84 |
66 |
11 |
7 |
846 |
May I be frank? |
1.2976 |
0.06055 |
84 |
63 |
17 |
4 |
847 |
The other applicant from Monster.com is waiting for you in the parlor. |
1.2976 |
0.05297 |
84 |
60 |
23 |
1 |
848 |
It's the villagers, sir. Seems their idiot is missing. |
1.2976 |
0.05813 |
84 |
62 |
19 |
3 |
849 |
A magazine salesman at the door, sir...wondering if you'd be interested in receiving 'Life'. |
1.2976 |
0.05561 |
84 |
61 |
21 |
2 |
850 |
Shall I make up the guest room sir? |
1.2973 |
0.06865 |
74 |
57 |
12 |
5 |
851 |
A knock at the door Sir, says her name is "Bride. |
1.2973 |
0.06002 |
74 |
54 |
18 |
2 |
852 |
The caller says he's pro life, sir. Shall I admit him? |
1.2967 |
0.05741 |
91 |
68 |
19 |
4 |
853 |
Excuse me doctor, your first mistake has arrived for dinner. |
1.2967 |
0.05949 |
91 |
69 |
17 |
5 |
854 |
He opted out of Obamacare. |
1.2967 |
0.06151 |
91 |
70 |
15 |
6 |
855 |
Sir, your ex-wife wants to know if you have seen her lawyer yet? |
1.2967 |
0.06151 |
91 |
70 |
15 |
6 |
856 |
Our hope is that he will unite the party. |
1.2967 |
0.05741 |
91 |
68 |
19 |
4 |
857 |
The dinner guests want to know when the vegetable will be ready. |
1.2967 |
0.05741 |
91 |
68 |
19 |
4 |
858 |
Your Amazon delivery of spare body parts has arrived sir. |
1.2967 |
0.05949 |
91 |
69 |
17 |
5 |
859 |
Will it be one or two for dinner tonight, sir? |
1.2967 |
0.05949 |
91 |
69 |
17 |
5 |
860 |
I smell it too , but it wasn't me ! |
1.2967 |
0.06151 |
91 |
70 |
15 |
6 |
861 |
Sir, could you spare a little electricity for my waffle maker? |
1.2967 |
0.05524 |
91 |
67 |
21 |
3 |
862 |
He's going to have a ghastly sense of white privilege. |
1.2967 |
0.06347 |
91 |
71 |
13 |
7 |
863 |
Madam wishes to know if your new friend requires gluten free. |
1.2967 |
0.06151 |
91 |
70 |
15 |
6 |
864 |
There's a gentleman by the name of Mel Brooks to see you, sir." |
1.2967 |
0.05741 |
91 |
68 |
19 |
4 |
865 |
Sir, the spleen you ordered has just arrived. |
1.2967 |
0.05949 |
91 |
69 |
17 |
5 |
866 |
They are out of cerebrospinal fluid, sir. Would a nice Chianti work for you? |
1.2967 |
0.05741 |
91 |
68 |
19 |
4 |
867 |
Sir, the orange wig has arrived. |
1.2967 |
0.06347 |
91 |
71 |
13 |
7 |
868 |
Some scouts are here selling cookies. Should I kill them? |
1.2963 |
0.07124 |
81 |
65 |
8 |
8 |
869 |
Excuse me, Sir, but cook wishes to know if your guest has any particular food issues? |
1.2963 |
0.05943 |
81 |
60 |
18 |
3 |
870 |
I'm afraid it's the villagers again, sir. Another complaint about deficits in the power grid. |
1.2963 |
0.06442 |
81 |
62 |
14 |
5 |
871 |
Pardon me, sir, but the meter man is here to check on some "unusual activity". |
1.2963 |
0.05943 |
81 |
60 |
18 |
3 |
872 |
Why don't we start by restarting the router? |
1.2963 |
0.05943 |
81 |
60 |
18 |
3 |
873 |
Trump's hand has arrived. Might not be the match we thought. |
1.2963 |
0.06197 |
81 |
61 |
16 |
4 |
874 |
Will he be staying for supper? |
1.2963 |
0.06442 |
81 |
62 |
14 |
5 |
875 |
Shall I prepare the guest suite, or will he be an outpatient? |
1.2955 |
0.06293 |
88 |
68 |
14 |
6 |
876 |
Together you can make this country great again, m'lord. |
1.2955 |
0.05399 |
88 |
64 |
22 |
2 |
877 |
Cook is asking if there will be two for dinner. |
1.2955 |
0.05636 |
88 |
65 |
20 |
3 |
878 |
Mr. Ryan called, and asked that he be ready by next week. |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
879 |
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Matter Poupon? |
1.2955 |
0.06293 |
88 |
68 |
14 |
6 |
880 |
Have a seat Jeeves I'll be right with you. By the way, would you happen to know what your IQ is? |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
881 |
What about 'Liam' or 'Mason'? |
1.2955 |
0.05863 |
88 |
66 |
18 |
4 |
882 |
The GOP Chairman would like to know if the alternative presidential candidate is ready? |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
883 |
Sir, this Avon lady says she has a revitalizing cream. |
1.2955 |
0.05636 |
88 |
65 |
20 |
3 |
884 |
Will there be two for dinner? |
1.2955 |
0.05863 |
88 |
66 |
18 |
4 |
885 |
I'm sorry, sir. I thought YOU paid the electric bill. |
1.2955 |
0.06293 |
88 |
68 |
14 |
6 |
886 |
Sir, there is a bride at the front door |
1.2955 |
0.06497 |
88 |
69 |
12 |
7 |
887 |
I could find no brain for the creature, Sir. Perhaps some sweetbreads? |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
888 |
You have a phone call from the Republican National Committee |
1.2949 |
0.06607 |
78 |
60 |
13 |
5 |
889 |
Some villagers to see you. They appear quite miffed. |
1.2949 |
0.06082 |
78 |
58 |
17 |
3 |
890 |
Will you both be dining this evening? |
1.2949 |
0.06350 |
78 |
59 |
15 |
4 |
891 |
Excuse me Doctor, there's a man at the door asking if you can make it look more vice-presidential. |
1.2949 |
0.06082 |
78 |
58 |
17 |
3 |
892 |
A Mr. Trump to see you, sir. He says he's due for a tune-up and a styling. |
1.2947 |
0.06327 |
95 |
75 |
12 |
8 |
893 |
Doctor, will the gentlemen with pitchforks be joining us for dinner? |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
894 |
Should I tell the mob with torches and pitchforks at the door that you're busy? |
1.2941 |
0.05246 |
85 |
61 |
23 |
1 |
895 |
"Sir, there is an app for that? |
1.2941 |
0.05755 |
85 |
63 |
19 |
3 |
896 |
Sir, Mr. Trump is here now, and wants to know if you've been able to unify the various parts. |
1.2941 |
0.05993 |
85 |
64 |
17 |
4 |
897 |
A mob of torch-wielding villagers here to see you, sir. |
1.2941 |
0.05993 |
85 |
64 |
17 |
4 |
898 |
Would you be needing another brain sir? |
1.2941 |
0.06223 |
85 |
65 |
15 |
5 |
899 |
Sir, the press wishes to know if Mr. Cruz will be returning. |
1.2941 |
0.05755 |
85 |
63 |
19 |
3 |
900 |
The Society for Responsible Resurrection is at the door, Sir. |
1.2941 |
0.05755 |
85 |
63 |
19 |
3 |
901 |
Apparently, your last creation will be the Republican nominee. |
1.2941 |
0.06658 |
85 |
67 |
11 |
7 |
902 |
The village mob here to see you Sir. |
1.2941 |
0.06444 |
85 |
66 |
13 |
6 |
903 |
I'ts the Homeowners Association again, sir. They ask you not run the Tesla coil after 10 PM. |
1.2941 |
0.05755 |
85 |
63 |
19 |
3 |
904 |
A man from the power company is here for you, Sir. |
1.2941 |
0.05993 |
85 |
64 |
17 |
4 |
905 |
It's your bridge club calling, sir. They're expecting you to bring a fourth tonight as promised. |
1.2935 |
0.05687 |
92 |
69 |
19 |
4 |
906 |
Sir, did you forget it's your bowling night? |
1.2935 |
0.06093 |
92 |
71 |
15 |
6 |
907 |
Sir, villagers with pitchforks to see you. |
1.2935 |
0.05687 |
92 |
69 |
19 |
4 |
908 |
Master. Am I to be replaced by the new technology? |
1.2935 |
0.05473 |
92 |
68 |
21 |
3 |
909 |
Might I suggest the using of responsibly-sourced ingredients? |
1.2935 |
0.05473 |
92 |
68 |
21 |
3 |
910 |
There's a man from the electric company at the door for you. |
1.2935 |
0.05893 |
92 |
70 |
17 |
5 |
911 |
The mob seems to be here early, Sir. Shall I ask them to wait? |
1.2933 |
0.06231 |
75 |
56 |
16 |
3 |
912 |
Did you order the two bolts from Amazon? |
1.2933 |
0.06514 |
75 |
57 |
14 |
4 |
913 |
Igor, I think you've been binge-watching too much Downton Abbey. |
1.2933 |
0.06785 |
75 |
58 |
12 |
5 |
914 |
Your electric bill has arrived |
1.2927 |
0.06373 |
82 |
63 |
14 |
5 |
915 |
He'd better be ready by the convention...... |
1.2927 |
0.06605 |
82 |
64 |
12 |
6 |
916 |
Liver, again, tonight sir? |
1.2927 |
0.05345 |
82 |
59 |
22 |
1 |
917 |
The GOP on the telephone, sir, inquiring if you've got anything for them yet. |
1.2927 |
0.06132 |
82 |
62 |
16 |
4 |
918 |
We're good to go. Macy's Big and Tall can accommodate him. |
1.2927 |
0.06132 |
82 |
62 |
16 |
4 |
919 |
Hubris is served. |
1.2927 |
0.06132 |
82 |
62 |
16 |
4 |
920 |
A Mr. Trump called asking if his VP candidate will be ready to be introduced at the convention? |
1.2927 |
0.06605 |
82 |
64 |
12 |
6 |
921 |
You think he could win the GOP nomination? |
1.2927 |
0.07046 |
82 |
66 |
8 |
8 |
922 |
There's a Miss Shelley to see you, sir. She wishes to discuss copyright issues. |
1.2927 |
0.06373 |
82 |
63 |
14 |
5 |
923 |
Those people with the pitchforks are here again, sir. |
1.2927 |
0.06132 |
82 |
62 |
16 |
4 |
924 |
Sir, the electric bill has arrived. |
1.2921 |
0.05806 |
89 |
67 |
18 |
4 |
925 |
If you want to give him a jolt, I suggest caffè mocha with a shot. |
1.2921 |
0.06022 |
89 |
68 |
16 |
5 |
926 |
I believe its Abracadabra sir. |
1.2921 |
0.05806 |
89 |
67 |
18 |
4 |
927 |
Excuse me, but they need an answer. Will you be done in time for the convention, or will they go with the presumptive nominee? |
1.2921 |
0.06432 |
89 |
70 |
12 |
7 |
928 |
Let's call him Jeeves. |
1.2917 |
0.06390 |
72 |
54 |
15 |
3 |
929 |
Sir, Mr. Donald Trump called and asked if the vice-presidential candidate is ready. |
1.2911 |
0.06777 |
79 |
62 |
11 |
6 |
930 |
The press is clamoring at the gate. Shall I wake the presumptive nominee? |
1.2911 |
0.06777 |
79 |
62 |
11 |
6 |
931 |
The parts from Amazon will arrive on friday, sir. |
1.2907 |
0.05933 |
86 |
65 |
17 |
4 |
932 |
I presume you'll take your wine with the muenster again? |
1.2907 |
0.05933 |
86 |
65 |
17 |
4 |
933 |
I'm replacing Igor, who has taken off for Hump Day. |
1.2907 |
0.06589 |
86 |
68 |
11 |
7 |
934 |
There is a minor change. The master now prefers a 5 foot two, eyes of blue and somewhat blonde tap dancer. |
1.2907 |
0.05933 |
86 |
65 |
17 |
4 |
935 |
Should I set another service for dinner, Sir? |
1.2907 |
0.06589 |
86 |
68 |
11 |
7 |
936 |
The angry villagers are here to see you, Sir. |
1.2907 |
0.06159 |
86 |
66 |
15 |
5 |
937 |
Cook wonders whether you might be needing any more organs, sir. |
1.2907 |
0.05933 |
86 |
65 |
17 |
4 |
938 |
Will you be dining after flouting God's dominion over life and death? |
1.2907 |
0.05933 |
86 |
65 |
17 |
4 |
939 |
Sir, Madam says you've blown the fuse to the expresso machine again. |
1.2907 |
0.05933 |
86 |
65 |
17 |
4 |
940 |
Sir, they are here to see the third-party candidate. |
1.2907 |
0.05933 |
86 |
65 |
17 |
4 |
941 |
Sir, your wife asked me to remind you that the poster for Timmy's science fair project is due on Thursday. |
1.2907 |
0.06589 |
86 |
68 |
11 |
7 |
942 |
If he can learn to speak by the convention in July, that's fine. But it's not a deal-breaker. |
1.2907 |
0.05698 |
86 |
64 |
19 |
3 |
943 |
There's a Ms. Shelley at the drawbridge. She claims she invented you, sir. |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
944 |
Will that be an extra place at the table tonight? |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
945 |
There is an angry mob to see you sir. |
1.2895 |
0.05869 |
76 |
56 |
18 |
2 |
946 |
I'm afraid the forecast calls for clear skies and sun all week, Doctor. |
1.2895 |
0.06439 |
76 |
58 |
14 |
4 |
947 |
Missionaries at the door, sir. They would like to know if the master of the house is ‘pro-life.’ |
1.2895 |
0.06160 |
76 |
57 |
16 |
3 |
948 |
Triple A is here to charge the batteries, sir. |
1.2895 |
0.06706 |
76 |
59 |
12 |
5 |
949 |
Igor's been delayed at the chiropractor, sir. |
1.2892 |
0.05821 |
83 |
62 |
18 |
3 |
950 |
Dinner for one or two tonight, sir? |
1.2892 |
0.06534 |
83 |
65 |
12 |
6 |
951 |
He says he has to go. |
1.2892 |
0.06534 |
83 |
65 |
12 |
6 |
952 |
Angry mob outside for you, sir. |
1.2892 |
0.06068 |
83 |
63 |
16 |
4 |
953 |
You're seven o'clock angry mob is at the door, sir. |
1.2892 |
0.05821 |
83 |
62 |
18 |
3 |
954 |
Some villagers are here to see you, Sir |
1.2892 |
0.05821 |
83 |
62 |
18 |
3 |
955 |
Sir, the neighbors are complaining about the incessant thunder and lightning over the house. |
1.2892 |
0.06068 |
83 |
63 |
16 |
4 |
956 |
The rabble has been roused, sir, |
1.2892 |
0.06306 |
83 |
64 |
14 |
5 |
957 |
His insurance agent wants to know if this is outpatient surgery before he approves the claim |
1.2892 |
0.06534 |
83 |
65 |
12 |
6 |
958 |
How very Retro of you Doctor |
1.2892 |
0.06068 |
83 |
63 |
16 |
4 |
959 |
Perhaps you could call him Donald Trump, Sir. Then nobody would be the wiser. |
1.2892 |
0.06534 |
83 |
65 |
12 |
6 |
960 |
The electrical company would like to have a word with you, sir. |
1.2892 |
0.05821 |
83 |
62 |
18 |
3 |
961 |
It's the Republicans again, sir. It seems they are not happy with your last batch. |
1.2892 |
0.06755 |
83 |
66 |
10 |
7 |
962 |
Sir, a census taker is at the door--what number should I give him? |
1.2892 |
0.06068 |
83 |
63 |
16 |
4 |
963 |
Monster Lives Matter called again, sir. |
1.2892 |
0.06306 |
83 |
64 |
14 |
5 |
964 |
There's storms predicted for this evening, shall we plan on a guest for dinner? |
1.2889 |
0.05751 |
90 |
68 |
18 |
4 |
965 |
I am truly flattered, sir. But I do not think that naming him "Jeeves" will fool the villagers. |
1.2889 |
0.05529 |
90 |
67 |
20 |
3 |
966 |
Sir, did you want the brain on ice or served room temperature? |
1.2889 |
0.05964 |
90 |
69 |
16 |
5 |
967 |
Should I set the table for three, sir? |
1.2889 |
0.06170 |
90 |
70 |
14 |
6 |
968 |
Quite a large carbon footprint, my Lordship. |
1.2889 |
0.05751 |
90 |
68 |
18 |
4 |
969 |
There's a woman at the door who says she's his bride. |
1.2887 |
0.05276 |
97 |
72 |
22 |
3 |
970 |
Sir, the Addams have arrived. |
1.2875 |
0.05952 |
80 |
60 |
17 |
3 |
971 |
The CPR instructor has arrived. |
1.2875 |
0.05394 |
80 |
58 |
21 |
1 |
972 |
It's either this or Trump. |
1.2875 |
0.06462 |
80 |
62 |
13 |
5 |
973 |
Perhaps you could use a 'jolt' yourself, sir. |
1.2874 |
0.05400 |
87 |
64 |
21 |
2 |
974 |
'Sir, she claims to be his wife." |
1.2874 |
0.06313 |
87 |
68 |
13 |
6 |
975 |
Your order of sweetbreads has arrived, sir |
1.2874 |
0.06313 |
87 |
68 |
13 |
6 |
976 |
Will it be dinner for one or two this evening, sir? |
1.2874 |
0.06521 |
87 |
69 |
11 |
7 |
977 |
Shall I set an extra place, milord? |
1.2874 |
0.06097 |
87 |
67 |
15 |
5 |
978 |
Shall I alert the villagers or the media, sir? |
1.2874 |
0.06097 |
87 |
67 |
15 |
5 |
979 |
Will dinner be for one or two? |
1.2874 |
0.05874 |
87 |
66 |
17 |
4 |
980 |
The ACLU wants to confirm bathroom preference. |
1.2874 |
0.06097 |
87 |
67 |
15 |
5 |
981 |
They're at the door wondering when you'll have the superdelegates ready. |
1.2874 |
0.06313 |
87 |
68 |
13 |
6 |
982 |
Should I lay an extra place for dinner this evening, Sir? |
1.2874 |
0.06097 |
87 |
67 |
15 |
5 |
983 |
Our alternative to the presumptive nominee is ready. |
1.2874 |
0.06313 |
87 |
68 |
13 |
6 |
984 |
Is there anything you require, sir? Coffee? Tea? A cerebellum? |
1.2874 |
0.05874 |
87 |
66 |
17 |
4 |
985 |
Yes, sir, I agree. Totally unnecessary to name the monster. There will never be confusion. |
1.2874 |
0.06521 |
87 |
69 |
11 |
7 |
986 |
I'm afraid I'm not willing to 'lend a hand' on this one, Sir. |
1.2874 |
0.05642 |
87 |
65 |
19 |
3 |
987 |
Sir, it's the man from the morgue inquiring about your parts order. |
1.2857 |
0.05507 |
84 |
62 |
20 |
2 |
988 |
Will it being using the mens room or the womens room? |
1.2857 |
0.05761 |
84 |
63 |
18 |
3 |
989 |
Sir, shall I expect two for dinner? |
1.2857 |
0.06683 |
84 |
67 |
10 |
7 |
990 |
I think we have created Trump's running mate. We used spare parts from Reagan and Nixon. |
1.2857 |
0.05761 |
84 |
63 |
18 |
3 |
991 |
We appear to be out of sweetbreads. |
1.2857 |
0.06465 |
84 |
66 |
12 |
6 |
992 |
With respect to Mr. Igor, Sir, we all had a hunch he wouldn't be back. |
1.2857 |
0.06239 |
84 |
65 |
14 |
5 |
993 |
Sir, Mr. Trump is on the phone for you. He's inquiring on the status of his running mate. |
1.2857 |
0.06306 |
91 |
72 |
12 |
7 |
994 |
The institutional review board got back to us, sir. They have some questions. |
1.2857 |
0.06465 |
84 |
66 |
12 |
6 |
995 |
Will your friend be staying for dinner or just drinks? |
1.2857 |
0.06005 |
84 |
64 |
16 |
4 |
996 |
Don't forget he's lactose intolerant |
1.2857 |
0.05761 |
84 |
63 |
18 |
3 |
997 |
Pardon me, Sir, shall I have the violently angry townspeople wait in the library? |
1.2857 |
0.05507 |
84 |
62 |
20 |
2 |
998 |
Sir, Dr Faust is here with the soul. |
1.2857 |
0.06895 |
84 |
68 |
8 |
8 |
999 |
Should I keep telling your mom you are playing PlayStation, sir? |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
1000 |
Cheeves, have I ever told you how much I appreciate you for your mind. |
1.2857 |
0.06465 |
84 |
66 |
12 |
6 |
1001 |
Sir, I’m afraid she’s out of Tagalongs and Do-si-dos as well. |
1.2857 |
0.06465 |
84 |
66 |
12 |
6 |
1002 |
Do you think he'll be ready for a Third Party run? |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
1003 |
At the door, sir, is a man who says he has a large organ you would appreciate. |
1.2857 |
0.06005 |
84 |
64 |
16 |
4 |
1004 |
Your organ donor is in the foyer. He'd like to meet the recipient. |
1.2857 |
0.06005 |
84 |
64 |
16 |
4 |
1005 |
'No lightening is forecast Sir, however the Tesla is fully charged' |
1.2857 |
0.06239 |
84 |
65 |
14 |
5 |
1006 |
The anti-doping committee would like a word with you, sir. |
1.2857 |
0.06005 |
84 |
64 |
16 |
4 |
1007 |
I'm afraid the power surges are playing havoc with your wife's hair dryer, sir. |
1.2857 |
0.06629 |
77 |
60 |
12 |
5 |
1008 |
If you're done playing God, sir, the Modernists are waiting. |
1.2857 |
0.06239 |
84 |
65 |
14 |
5 |
1009 |
Can you lend me a hand Jeeves? |
1.2841 |
0.05816 |
88 |
67 |
17 |
4 |
1010 |
Sir, Mrs. Shelley called down to ask why her fuses keep blowing. |
1.2841 |
0.05816 |
88 |
67 |
17 |
4 |
1011 |
GE called about sponsorship opportunities again. |
1.2841 |
0.06036 |
88 |
68 |
15 |
5 |
1012 |
Sir! I'm afraid we are out of liver. |
1.2841 |
0.05816 |
88 |
67 |
17 |
4 |
1013 |
Will there be two for tea? |
1.2841 |
0.06036 |
88 |
68 |
15 |
5 |
1014 |
The power company is here to read the meter. |
1.2841 |
0.05816 |
88 |
67 |
17 |
4 |
1015 |
You've been accepted at U. C. Berkeley, sir. |
1.2840 |
0.06391 |
81 |
63 |
13 |
5 |
1016 |
Sir, shall I set another place for dinner? |
1.2840 |
0.06145 |
81 |
62 |
15 |
4 |
1017 |
Your mother would like you to clear your science project off of the table for dinner. |
1.2840 |
0.05889 |
81 |
61 |
17 |
3 |
1018 |
There is a Mary Shelley at the door, sir. |
1.2840 |
0.06628 |
81 |
64 |
11 |
6 |
1019 |
I've come to pick up our third-party candidate. |
1.2840 |
0.06145 |
81 |
62 |
15 |
4 |
1020 |
Can you restore a sex life? |
1.2840 |
0.06145 |
81 |
62 |
15 |
4 |
1021 |
Will I be setting an extra place for dinner? |
1.2840 |
0.06145 |
81 |
62 |
15 |
4 |
1022 |
Shall I show the angry mob downstairs or have them wait in the study? |
1.2840 |
0.05889 |
81 |
61 |
17 |
3 |
1023 |
A pitchfork-wielding horde at the door for you, sir. |
1.2830 |
0.05487 |
106 |
82 |
18 |
6 |
1024 |
Will the gentleman be joining us for lunch, Sir? |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
1025 |
Your guests have arrived...THEY'VE ARRIIIIVED!!! |
1.2826 |
0.06617 |
92 |
75 |
8 |
9 |
1026 |
Don't forget the dimples. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1027 |
And for your guest? |
1.2824 |
0.05703 |
85 |
64 |
18 |
3 |
1028 |
Trump called requesting a VP. |
1.2824 |
0.06398 |
85 |
67 |
12 |
6 |
1029 |
I am afraid she is gone, sir. Her exact words were: "He'll never make a real man." |
1.2824 |
0.06175 |
85 |
66 |
14 |
5 |
1030 |
The GOP called again, sir. They say that even if you miss the primaries, if you can get him finished by the convention, they'll push him through. |
1.2824 |
0.06175 |
85 |
66 |
14 |
5 |
1031 |
Hobson at your service. Igor called in sick. |
1.2824 |
0.06398 |
85 |
67 |
12 |
6 |
1032 |
The butcher has a special on brains. Would you like me to order some? |
1.2824 |
0.05703 |
85 |
64 |
18 |
3 |
1033 |
I do hope that your candidate will be ready in time for the election sir. |
1.2824 |
0.06613 |
85 |
68 |
10 |
7 |
1034 |
Excuse me, Sir, God would like a word. |
1.2824 |
0.05944 |
85 |
65 |
16 |
4 |
1035 |
We need Rand Paul’s hair for the running mate by July. Mr. Trump says to focus on that, a brain doesn’t matter. |
1.2824 |
0.06821 |
85 |
69 |
8 |
8 |
1036 |
I'm sorry sir, the eye of newt is on backorder. |
1.2821 |
0.06803 |
78 |
62 |
10 |
6 |
1037 |
The internet is down and the children wanted me to tell you that they're bored. |
1.2821 |
0.06803 |
78 |
62 |
10 |
6 |
1038 |
It's the RNC sir. |
1.2821 |
0.06294 |
78 |
60 |
14 |
4 |
1039 |
A problem, Sir... Twitter has reported his identity has been stolen. |
1.2821 |
0.06294 |
78 |
60 |
14 |
4 |
1040 |
Sir, the electrical storm has begun. Shall I set the dinner table tonight for two? |
1.2821 |
0.06024 |
78 |
59 |
16 |
3 |
1041 |
Will our guest be needing another charge this evening? |
1.2821 |
0.06294 |
78 |
60 |
14 |
4 |
1042 |
I think you're right about the cufflinks. It sends the wrong message. |
1.2821 |
0.06554 |
78 |
61 |
12 |
5 |
1043 |
The villagers are here. They want selfies with him. |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
1044 |
Your YouTube Video has just gone viral, sir. |
1.2805 |
0.06322 |
82 |
64 |
13 |
5 |
1045 |
Congratulations sir. And to think this all started with that little chemistry set I gave you when you were just a lad. |
1.2805 |
0.05827 |
82 |
62 |
17 |
3 |
1046 |
Perhaps not, m'lord. You named the last one Trump, and look what happened. |
1.2805 |
0.06322 |
82 |
64 |
13 |
5 |
1047 |
Will you be dining alone sir or will your monster be joining you? |
1.2805 |
0.06079 |
82 |
63 |
15 |
4 |
1048 |
Truth be told, sir, I've never felt like an Igor. |
1.2805 |
0.06079 |
82 |
63 |
15 |
4 |
1049 |
The entire population of the village is here to see you, my lord. |
1.2805 |
0.06322 |
82 |
64 |
13 |
5 |
1050 |
Sir, his bride wondered if it were possible to reanimate the final appendage as well? |
1.2805 |
0.06322 |
82 |
64 |
13 |
5 |
1051 |
Apparently, Trump's brain is available. |
1.2805 |
0.06782 |
82 |
66 |
9 |
7 |
1052 |
The cook says there'll be no kidney pie for dinner, sir. The kidneys have disappeared. |
1.2800 |
0.06454 |
75 |
58 |
13 |
4 |
1053 |
The brain you ordered from Amazon just arrived. |
1.2800 |
0.05869 |
75 |
56 |
17 |
2 |
1054 |
He grunts and growls and is lifeless, but he should be ready for the election |
1.2800 |
0.06728 |
75 |
59 |
11 |
5 |
1055 |
Sir, the cable man is here. |
1.2800 |
0.06728 |
75 |
59 |
11 |
5 |
1056 |
I'll take a pot of tea and he needs a great deal of juice. |
1.2800 |
0.06169 |
75 |
57 |
15 |
3 |
1057 |
Message from e-bay,Sir. They don't stock testicles. |
1.2791 |
0.06331 |
86 |
68 |
12 |
6 |
1058 |
Universal called. Is it pronounced Steen or Stein. |
1.2791 |
0.05646 |
86 |
65 |
18 |
3 |
1059 |
The grave-robber is here — he has a special on a spleen |
1.2791 |
0.05646 |
86 |
65 |
18 |
3 |
1060 |
I need your credit card. I found a used pancreas in good condition on-line. |
1.2791 |
0.05139 |
86 |
63 |
22 |
1 |
1061 |
It's the GOP at the door. They want their money back. |
1.2791 |
0.06331 |
86 |
68 |
12 |
6 |
1062 |
Sir, shall I add an extra place setting for dinner this evening? |
1.2791 |
0.05646 |
86 |
65 |
18 |
3 |
1063 |
The part isn't shipping Amazon Prime. |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
1064 |
The difference, sir, is that I can make a dry martini while he can only pee in a cup. |
1.2785 |
0.06480 |
79 |
62 |
12 |
5 |
1065 |
Mr. Paul Ryan said he expects to support your monster, but he's not there yet. |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
1066 |
Have you forgottten about the Loewenstein bris, Sir? |
1.2785 |
0.06726 |
79 |
63 |
10 |
6 |
1067 |
Another attempt to re-generate the Republican Party, sir? |
1.2785 |
0.06726 |
79 |
63 |
10 |
6 |
1068 |
Sir, theres's someone from the power company at the door about an overdue electric bill. |
1.2785 |
0.05679 |
79 |
59 |
18 |
2 |
1069 |
Dinner is severed, sir. |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
1070 |
Excuse me sir, but I believe the formula stated "shaken not stirred". |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
1071 |
A Mr. Reince Prebius is here to see you, sir. |
1.2785 |
0.06480 |
79 |
62 |
12 |
5 |
1072 |
Will the Monster be dining with the Master? |
1.2785 |
0.06480 |
79 |
62 |
12 |
5 |
1073 |
Mary Shelley is here to discuss the film rights. |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
1074 |
Someone named Mary Shelley is waiting to see you, sir. |
1.2785 |
0.05679 |
79 |
59 |
18 |
2 |
1075 |
You can't replace me; I know where all the bones are buried. |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
1076 |
Shall I add another place setting this evening, sir? |
1.2785 |
0.06480 |
79 |
62 |
12 |
5 |
1077 |
They're back--Thin Mints, Tagalongs, or Do-Si-Dos? |
1.2784 |
0.05815 |
97 |
76 |
15 |
6 |
1078 |
The townsfolk are requesting your preference: Tar or feathers? |
1.2778 |
0.06915 |
72 |
57 |
10 |
5 |
1079 |
Sir, the RNC would like your advice on some problems it's having. |
1.2778 |
0.06126 |
90 |
71 |
13 |
6 |
1080 |
A Mrs. Shelley to see you sir. |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
1081 |
He wants to know how soon he can get up and scare the crap out of someone. |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
1082 |
The venture capitalists are here, sir. Shall I send them in? |
1.2778 |
0.06915 |
72 |
57 |
10 |
5 |
1083 |
Igor has called in sick. Is there anything I can get you? |
1.2778 |
0.06126 |
90 |
71 |
13 |
6 |
1084 |
Does the guest have any dietary restrictions? |
1.2778 |
0.06007 |
72 |
54 |
16 |
2 |
1085 |
Shall I set an additional place setting at the dinner table, sir? |
1.2771 |
0.05505 |
83 |
62 |
19 |
2 |
1086 |
For tonight, an extra table setting next to the electric outlet? |
1.2771 |
0.05505 |
83 |
62 |
19 |
2 |
1087 |
Sir, will there be two for dinner tonight? |
1.2771 |
0.05766 |
83 |
63 |
17 |
3 |
1088 |
Sir, it's a Mister Sanders to see you, he wants to know if you can bring his campaign back to life. |
1.2771 |
0.06015 |
83 |
64 |
15 |
4 |
1089 |
Sir, a Mr. Trump is at the door. He would like to know if you would serve as the head of the National Science Foundation in his administration. |
1.2771 |
0.06255 |
83 |
65 |
13 |
5 |
1090 |
Shall we set dinner for two, sir? |
1.2771 |
0.06015 |
83 |
64 |
15 |
4 |
1091 |
Sir, will our guest be ready by dinnertime? |
1.2771 |
0.05766 |
83 |
63 |
17 |
3 |
1092 |
Kindly let me know the next time you plan to use all the bacon |
1.2771 |
0.06485 |
83 |
66 |
11 |
6 |
1093 |
We have a problem sir. Cook mistakenly prepared brains and eggs for breakfast. |
1.2771 |
0.05766 |
83 |
63 |
17 |
3 |
1094 |
Pardon me sir but there is an angry mob of villagers here to see you. |
1.2771 |
0.06015 |
83 |
64 |
15 |
4 |
1095 |
Shall I make him a Netflix profile, sir? |
1.2771 |
0.05505 |
83 |
62 |
19 |
2 |
1096 |
Sir, the attorney representing Ted Williams has come in person. |
1.2771 |
0.06485 |
83 |
66 |
11 |
6 |
1097 |
A villager calling sir, something about a missing puppy. |
1.2763 |
0.06379 |
76 |
59 |
13 |
4 |
1098 |
Speaker Ryan, party leaders are concerned that the straps may not hold. |
1.2763 |
0.06908 |
76 |
61 |
9 |
6 |
1099 |
I'm sorry to interrupt, Sir, but the latest primary results are coming in and you did say you wanted to keep up with your earlier works. |
1.2763 |
0.06379 |
76 |
59 |
13 |
4 |
1100 |
Will he be staying for dinner? |
1.2763 |
0.06649 |
76 |
60 |
11 |
5 |
1101 |
I'll set another place at the table. |
1.2763 |
0.06098 |
76 |
58 |
15 |
3 |
1102 |
You are having vegetables for dinner sir. The liver was missing from the pantry. |
1.2763 |
0.06379 |
76 |
59 |
13 |
4 |
1103 |
The Republicans called sire. They wanted to know if he'll be ready in time for the convention. |
1.2762 |
0.05661 |
105 |
83 |
15 |
7 |
1104 |
So this is why you never take me dancing anymore. |
1.2755 |
0.05942 |
98 |
78 |
13 |
7 |
1105 |
Sir, will there be two of you dining tonight? |
1.2754 |
0.06154 |
69 |
52 |
15 |
2 |
1106 |
I'm from the service. Igor has the day off today. |
1.2750 |
0.06156 |
80 |
62 |
14 |
4 |
1107 |
It's the committee chairman, sir. He wants to know if the candidate is ready. |
1.2750 |
0.06156 |
80 |
62 |
14 |
4 |
1108 |
How shall I explain the missing help? |
1.2750 |
0.05618 |
80 |
60 |
18 |
2 |
1109 |
Sir, the brain you ordered from Amazon has arrived. |
1.2750 |
0.06650 |
80 |
64 |
10 |
6 |
1110 |
Dr., I regret to inform you, your last creation will not be returning. He has become the presumptive GOP presidential nominee. |
1.2750 |
0.06650 |
80 |
64 |
10 |
6 |
1111 |
Is the Vice President nominee ready yet, Sir? |
1.2750 |
0.06408 |
80 |
63 |
12 |
5 |
1112 |
I was wondering if sir might have a moment for a chat about one's job security. |
1.2750 |
0.05893 |
80 |
61 |
16 |
3 |
1113 |
The establishment will be relieved to have a new candidate, sir. |
1.2750 |
0.05329 |
80 |
59 |
20 |
1 |
1114 |
Sir, we're no longer in need of another monster. We already have one running for president. |
1.2750 |
0.06408 |
80 |
63 |
12 |
5 |
1115 |
He wants to sign a living will. |
1.2750 |
0.06156 |
80 |
62 |
14 |
4 |
1116 |
Your mother requests that you return her measuring cup. Immediately. |
1.2750 |
0.06650 |
80 |
64 |
10 |
6 |
1117 |
Angry mob to see you, sir. Shall I show them into the parlor? |
1.2750 |
0.05893 |
80 |
61 |
16 |
3 |
1118 |
I'm afraid it will have to wait young Master, Mummy wants you upstairs for dinner. |
1.2750 |
0.05893 |
80 |
61 |
16 |
3 |
1119 |
You shrieked, sir? |
1.2750 |
0.06408 |
80 |
63 |
12 |
5 |
1120 |
Excuse me, Sir. There's a scarecrow at the door, and he's looking for a brain! |
1.2750 |
0.05618 |
80 |
60 |
18 |
2 |
1121 |
It's a Ms. Shelley, sir. |
1.2750 |
0.05618 |
80 |
60 |
18 |
2 |
1122 |
Igor is out this week, sir. The temp agency sent me. |
1.2750 |
0.06156 |
80 |
62 |
14 |
4 |
1123 |
Are we ready to announce a new Apple product ? |
1.2750 |
0.06408 |
80 |
63 |
12 |
5 |
1124 |
Sir, Igor just quit. He seemed bent about something but that's just a hunch. |
1.2750 |
0.06408 |
80 |
63 |
12 |
5 |
1125 |
"The Yankees called. Can he hit a curve ball?' |
1.2750 |
0.06156 |
80 |
62 |
14 |
4 |
1126 |
Sir, a Mister Mel Brooks is at the door. |
1.2750 |
0.05618 |
80 |
60 |
18 |
2 |
1127 |
Shall I set another place at the dinner table? |
1.2750 |
0.06156 |
80 |
62 |
14 |
4 |
1128 |
Sir, the usual for dinner? A frank and stein of beer? |
1.2750 |
0.06156 |
80 |
62 |
14 |
4 |
1129 |
. . . and I don't do windows or raise the dead. |
1.2750 |
0.05893 |
80 |
61 |
16 |
3 |
1130 |
Another mob to see you sir. |
1.2750 |
0.06156 |
80 |
62 |
14 |
4 |
1131 |
Dinner is to be severed. |
1.2750 |
0.06156 |
80 |
62 |
14 |
4 |
1132 |
The Republican National Committee has arrived, sir. |
1.2750 |
0.06408 |
80 |
63 |
12 |
5 |
1133 |
Will your creation be joining us for dinner this evening? |
1.2740 |
0.06546 |
73 |
57 |
12 |
4 |
1134 |
Is it too soon to know whether it will be two for dinner? |
1.2740 |
0.06546 |
73 |
57 |
12 |
4 |
1135 |
Melania would like to know when her husband will be ready, sir. |
1.2740 |
0.06546 |
73 |
57 |
12 |
4 |
1136 |
Why no Sir, I don't think he's re-volting at all. |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
1137 |
Sir, the Bachelorettes are waiting at the west gate. |
1.2738 |
0.06636 |
84 |
68 |
9 |
7 |
1138 |
He asked me to remind you that it's his night to go bowling. |
1.2738 |
0.05449 |
84 |
63 |
19 |
2 |
1139 |
The brains you ordered from Amazon have arrived sir. |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
1140 |
There's a torch-wielding mob to see you, Sir. |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
1141 |
Will Your Lordship be dining alone this evening? |
1.2727 |
0.06203 |
88 |
70 |
12 |
6 |
1142 |
Excuse me, sir. Will there be two for tea this afternoon? |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
1143 |
Good evening sir, would it be presumptuous to set an additional place for dinner? |
1.2727 |
0.05535 |
88 |
67 |
18 |
3 |
1144 |
Will we need another setting for dinner tonight, Doctor? |
1.2727 |
0.05988 |
88 |
69 |
14 |
5 |
1145 |
Shall I set an extra place, sir? |
1.2727 |
0.06671 |
66 |
51 |
12 |
3 |
1146 |
So that would be TWO for dinner tonight, sir? |
1.2716 |
0.06337 |
81 |
64 |
12 |
5 |
1147 |
Perhaps we should call it Monsterpiece Theatre. |
1.2716 |
0.06089 |
81 |
63 |
14 |
4 |
1148 |
Doctor, his bride is at the door. She is hoping you can add some sparks back into their marriage. |
1.2716 |
0.05274 |
81 |
60 |
20 |
1 |
1149 |
I'll have a martini, just give him some juice. |
1.2716 |
0.06089 |
81 |
63 |
14 |
4 |
1150 |
Is it plugged in sir? |
1.2716 |
0.05830 |
81 |
62 |
16 |
3 |
1151 |
It's the villagers, sir. They say you're expecting them. |
1.2716 |
0.05830 |
81 |
62 |
16 |
3 |
1152 |
Pardon me Sir, but I wonder if I might have a few words with you concerning my replacement. |
1.2716 |
0.05274 |
81 |
60 |
20 |
1 |
1153 |
"Better make it a stiff one". |
1.2716 |
0.05559 |
81 |
61 |
18 |
2 |
1154 |
Coach Belicheck is here. He wants to know if he will be ready to play the first four games of the season. |
1.2716 |
0.06089 |
81 |
63 |
14 |
4 |
1155 |
Sir, when should I tell them the 3rd party candidate will be ready to run? |
1.2716 |
0.05830 |
81 |
62 |
16 |
3 |
1156 |
It's election season; Mr. Igor should find plenty of unused brains. |
1.2716 |
0.06337 |
81 |
64 |
12 |
5 |
1157 |
Sir, there's a man at the door with a large penis. |
1.2716 |
0.05559 |
81 |
61 |
18 |
2 |
1158 |
'Putin's brain is not available.' |
1.2716 |
0.06089 |
81 |
63 |
14 |
4 |
1159 |
Dying his hair orange is a brilliant disguise. |
1.2716 |
0.05830 |
81 |
62 |
16 |
3 |
1160 |
Sir, Con Ed has given its final notice. |
1.2714 |
0.06410 |
70 |
54 |
13 |
3 |
1161 |
Madame has scheduled him for a fresh-fruit facial and eyebrow sculpting. |
1.2714 |
0.06410 |
70 |
54 |
13 |
3 |
1162 |
It's the yoga, sir; it's done wonders for my posture. |
1.2714 |
0.06078 |
70 |
53 |
15 |
2 |
1163 |
I'd vote for him. |
1.2706 |
0.05128 |
85 |
63 |
21 |
1 |
1164 |
Master, the Baron says just one more reanimation, then it's bedtime. |
1.2706 |
0.05394 |
85 |
64 |
19 |
2 |
1165 |
Sir, the Jehova's Witnesses are here; should I tell them about the whole "playing God" thing? |
1.2706 |
0.05891 |
85 |
66 |
15 |
4 |
1166 |
The electric company is calling. They think they can save you money based on your usage. |
1.2706 |
0.05394 |
85 |
64 |
19 |
2 |
1167 |
Will there be anything else sir... before I become his stereotypical first victim? |
1.2706 |
0.06124 |
85 |
67 |
13 |
5 |
1168 |
...or I could just bring you a stiff drink, and we could call it an evening. |
1.2706 |
0.06348 |
85 |
68 |
11 |
6 |
1169 |
May I suggest a little macabre organ music to go along with our little experiment? |
1.2703 |
0.06174 |
74 |
57 |
14 |
3 |
1170 |
Sir, we just received notice that your electric bill is past due. |
1.2703 |
0.07016 |
74 |
60 |
8 |
6 |
1171 |
Sir, will your creation be dining with you this evening? |
1.2703 |
0.06174 |
74 |
57 |
14 |
3 |
1172 |
You might consider speeding this up. Mr. Trump has yet to name a running mate. |
1.2703 |
0.06747 |
74 |
59 |
10 |
5 |
1173 |
Sir, your mummy is waiting for you in the parlor. |
1.2692 |
0.06748 |
78 |
63 |
9 |
6 |
1174 |
Will your guest be staying for dinner Sir? |
1.2692 |
0.06748 |
78 |
63 |
9 |
6 |
1175 |
A Mrs. Shelley is here to see you sir. |
1.2692 |
0.05962 |
78 |
60 |
15 |
3 |
1176 |
So that will be two for dinner? |
1.2692 |
0.05374 |
78 |
58 |
19 |
1 |
1177 |
Your mother would like me to ask if you know why the electricity bill has gotten so high? |
1.2692 |
0.06235 |
78 |
61 |
13 |
4 |
1178 |
A Miss Abby Normal to see you, sir. |
1.2692 |
0.06235 |
78 |
61 |
13 |
4 |
1179 |
There is a meter reader at the door Sir |
1.2692 |
0.06496 |
78 |
62 |
11 |
5 |
1180 |
Might I suggest you just order a brain from Amazon. |
1.2692 |
0.05962 |
78 |
60 |
15 |
3 |
1181 |
A gentleman from the Homeowners' Association is here to see you, sir. Apparently your apparatus is visible from the street. |
1.2692 |
0.06235 |
78 |
61 |
13 |
4 |
1182 |
Sir,there is a Mr. Paul Ryan here to see you. |
1.2692 |
0.06748 |
78 |
63 |
9 |
6 |
1183 |
Dinner... is alive! |
1.2692 |
0.05962 |
78 |
60 |
15 |
3 |
1184 |
You will need to wait, Sir. Con Ed just issued a peak energy alert. |
1.2688 |
0.05542 |
93 |
72 |
17 |
4 |
1185 |
He'll be better than the presumptive nominee. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1186 |
There is a Mel Brooks to see you, Sir> |
1.2683 |
0.05768 |
82 |
63 |
16 |
3 |
1187 |
The donors seek assurance the candidate will be ready for the convention. |
1.2683 |
0.05768 |
82 |
63 |
16 |
3 |
1188 |
I think you have a screw loose. |
1.2683 |
0.06504 |
82 |
66 |
10 |
6 |
1189 |
Will there be two for dinner, tonight, sir? |
1.2683 |
0.06268 |
82 |
65 |
12 |
5 |
1190 |
The liver is ready... |
1.2683 |
0.06268 |
82 |
65 |
12 |
5 |
1191 |
Will there finally be two for dinner this evening? |
1.2683 |
0.06504 |
82 |
66 |
10 |
6 |
1192 |
I do beg your pardon sir, but I'm quite certain he said "shaken, not stirred." |
1.2683 |
0.06023 |
82 |
64 |
14 |
4 |
1193 |
I don't find it strange at all, sir. My previous employer ran around in a cape and a cowl. |
1.2683 |
0.05220 |
82 |
61 |
20 |
1 |
1194 |
The Bride is here, Sir. |
1.2676 |
0.05659 |
71 |
53 |
17 |
1 |
1195 |
The gentleman from the solar company has arrived, sir, but kindly refuses the request to add another 5,000 panels. |
1.2676 |
0.06330 |
71 |
55 |
13 |
3 |
1196 |
Sir, should I ask the angry mob with pitchforks to come back later? |
1.2676 |
0.06004 |
71 |
54 |
15 |
2 |
1197 |
Telegram from your wife sir.Now that you have found a way to raise the dead she is withdrawing the divorce proceedings. |
1.2676 |
0.06640 |
71 |
56 |
11 |
4 |
1198 |
Sir, the neighbors are complaining again about power outages. |
1.2676 |
0.06640 |
71 |
56 |
11 |
4 |
1199 |
Left overs again,Sir |
1.2674 |
0.05078 |
86 |
64 |
21 |
1 |
1200 |
Doctor, there is a man from Tesla Motors who says he has some ideas for you |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1201 |
Well, yes, sometimes I do think about getting the hell out of here. |
1.2667 |
0.06102 |
75 |
58 |
14 |
3 |
1202 |
The new candidate should be ready by November. |
1.2667 |
0.06932 |
75 |
61 |
8 |
6 |
1203 |
Might the doctor wish to wash his hands before lunch? |
1.2667 |
0.06102 |
75 |
58 |
14 |
3 |
1204 |
Pardon me, sir, but will your guest be living for tea? |
1.2667 |
0.06667 |
75 |
60 |
10 |
5 |
1205 |
It's the co-op board, Sir, something about the recent brownout. |
1.2667 |
0.05799 |
75 |
57 |
16 |
2 |
1206 |
Tea for two yet, sir? |
1.2667 |
0.06667 |
75 |
60 |
10 |
5 |
1207 |
Shall I set an extra place at dinner, sir? |
1.2658 |
0.06165 |
79 |
62 |
13 |
4 |
1208 |
Excuse me sir, will there be one more guest joining us for dinner? |
1.2658 |
0.06165 |
79 |
62 |
13 |
4 |
1209 |
Will there be anyone else sir? |
1.2658 |
0.06165 |
79 |
62 |
13 |
4 |
1210 |
Tea, sir? Of course. For one or for two? |
1.2658 |
0.06423 |
79 |
63 |
11 |
5 |
1211 |
They've all signed the pledge to support the eventual nominee, Mr. Priebus. |
1.2658 |
0.06165 |
79 |
62 |
13 |
4 |
1212 |
You wanted me to tell you when the Mets game was on. |
1.2658 |
0.06423 |
79 |
63 |
11 |
5 |
1213 |
Mr. Frankenstein, the Republican Party is here to see you. |
1.2658 |
0.06909 |
79 |
65 |
7 |
7 |
1214 |
I heard you were looking for someone with a good mind who might be of service. How may I help, Sir? |
1.2658 |
0.05896 |
79 |
61 |
15 |
3 |
1215 |
I beg your pardon I seem to have wandered into the wrong movie. |
1.2658 |
0.05896 |
79 |
61 |
15 |
3 |
1216 |
Pardon me, sir, but the villagers would like to know if now would be a good time to storm the castle. |
1.2658 |
0.06165 |
79 |
62 |
13 |
4 |
1217 |
Are we ready to tweet our findings, Master? |
1.2658 |
0.05614 |
79 |
60 |
17 |
2 |
1218 |
Don't worry sir, I was previously Keith Richards butler. I'm used to working around corpses. |
1.2658 |
0.05614 |
79 |
60 |
17 |
2 |
1219 |
You need to hurry. We really need him for a third-party candidate. |
1.2658 |
0.06165 |
79 |
62 |
13 |
4 |
1220 |
We're totally out of brains, Sir! |
1.2658 |
0.05896 |
79 |
61 |
15 |
3 |
1221 |
The electric bill is monstrous this month. |
1.2658 |
0.05317 |
79 |
59 |
19 |
1 |
1222 |
Are you needing transportation to the science fair, Sir? |
1.2656 |
0.07128 |
64 |
51 |
9 |
4 |
1223 |
Can't you just go outside and play like a normal kid |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
1224 |
There's a Mr. Igor here inquiring about your 'Help Wanted' add on Craigslist. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
1225 |
The census taker said that there is no checkbox for fractions. |
1.2647 |
0.05200 |
102 |
79 |
19 |
4 |
1226 |
Sir, a telegram from your mother: "How could you forget to send a letter for Mother's Day!? You have no appreciation for what it takes to bring a life into this world!" |
1.2647 |
0.06151 |
68 |
52 |
14 |
2 |
1227 |
Excuse me sir, did you by chance order 200 pitchforks and torches on Amazon, again? |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1228 |
Might I suggest a wine to go with reanimation? |
1.2644 |
0.05535 |
87 |
67 |
17 |
3 |
1229 |
The bus leaves for school in ten minutes. |
1.2639 |
0.05932 |
72 |
55 |
15 |
2 |
1230 |
The maid says no, sir. |
1.2639 |
0.06253 |
72 |
56 |
13 |
3 |
1231 |
The villagers are at the door, sir. Shall I send them in? |
1.2639 |
0.06253 |
72 |
56 |
13 |
3 |
1232 |
We were out of formaldehyde, Sir, so I stored his brain in Jack Daniels. |
1.2639 |
0.05932 |
72 |
55 |
15 |
2 |
1233 |
Dont' forget, Sir, that he prefers it shaken, not stirred. |
1.2632 |
0.07100 |
76 |
63 |
6 |
7 |
1234 |
Someone from the utility company would like to speak to you. |
1.2632 |
0.07309 |
57 |
45 |
9 |
3 |
1235 |
It's the neighbor woman again sir....asking if you've seen her husband. |
1.2632 |
0.06316 |
76 |
60 |
12 |
4 |
1236 |
Sir, now that Mr. Trump has proven reanimation possible, perhaps he could use an exceptionally strong running mate. |
1.2632 |
0.06316 |
76 |
60 |
12 |
4 |
1237 |
Frankly, sir, I don't give a damn. |
1.2632 |
0.06316 |
76 |
60 |
12 |
4 |
1238 |
Those seeking a third-party candidate are here to see you, sir. |
1.2632 |
0.06032 |
76 |
59 |
14 |
3 |
1239 |
Sir, would you like me to piece together some dinner? |
1.2632 |
0.06316 |
76 |
60 |
12 |
4 |
1240 |
In honor of your newest creation, I would like to suggest turducken for dinner tonight. |
1.2632 |
0.05733 |
76 |
58 |
16 |
2 |
1241 |
It's the electric company sir. They're here to check the meter. |
1.2632 |
0.06588 |
76 |
61 |
10 |
5 |
1242 |
His Health Care Proxy called and wants you to pull the plug. |
1.2632 |
0.05733 |
76 |
58 |
16 |
2 |
1243 |
Begging your pardon sir but he already exists. He's called 'The Donald'. |
1.2632 |
0.06588 |
76 |
61 |
10 |
5 |
1244 |
I quit. |
1.2632 |
0.06588 |
76 |
61 |
10 |
5 |
1245 |
Sir - The GOP are asking when Mr. Trump will be ready? |
1.2632 |
0.06588 |
76 |
61 |
10 |
5 |
1246 |
FedEx has arrived with the brain, sir. Shall I sign for it? |
1.2632 |
0.05733 |
76 |
58 |
16 |
2 |
1247 |
Sir, the bulk order of surge protectors has arrived. |
1.2632 |
0.06316 |
76 |
60 |
12 |
4 |
1248 |
Igor is ill, so the agency sent me over. |
1.2632 |
0.06316 |
76 |
60 |
12 |
4 |
1249 |
Beggin' your pardon, sir. Have you seen the sweetbreads for tonight's dinner party? |
1.2632 |
0.06316 |
76 |
60 |
12 |
4 |
1250 |
Yes, M'Lord, Cook says she should be able to piece something together for his supper. |
1.2632 |
0.05733 |
76 |
58 |
16 |
2 |
1251 |
The New York Jets drafted him in the first round. |
1.2625 |
0.05831 |
80 |
62 |
15 |
3 |
1252 |
Wonderful idea, sir, but I'm afraid it's more than 140 characters. |
1.2625 |
0.05553 |
80 |
61 |
17 |
2 |
1253 |
I'm sorry to inform you sir, but @Frankenstein has already been taken... |
1.2625 |
0.05831 |
80 |
62 |
15 |
3 |
1254 |
Should I set the table for two this evening, Doctor? |
1.2625 |
0.05831 |
80 |
62 |
15 |
3 |
1255 |
You said you wanted to make a "man" cave not a "make a man" cave. |
1.2625 |
0.06096 |
80 |
63 |
13 |
4 |
1256 |
Sir, the solar panel installers are here. |
1.2625 |
0.06096 |
80 |
63 |
13 |
4 |
1257 |
Shall I set an extra place setting, sir? |
1.2625 |
0.06595 |
80 |
65 |
9 |
6 |
1258 |
Shall I set an extra place setting for tonight? |
1.2625 |
0.06350 |
80 |
64 |
11 |
5 |
1259 |
Shall I set another place for dinner sir, or won't your friend be able to rise for the occasion? |
1.2625 |
0.06595 |
80 |
65 |
9 |
6 |
1260 |
Pardon,sir. Dinner for one or two this evening? |
1.2625 |
0.05553 |
80 |
61 |
17 |
2 |
1261 |
Shall I set a second place for dinner? |
1.2625 |
0.06595 |
80 |
65 |
9 |
6 |
1262 |
A pitchfork-and-torch-wielding-mob to see you, Sir? |
1.2625 |
0.05553 |
80 |
61 |
17 |
2 |
1263 |
The vicar is here, he has the soul for which you've been praying." |
1.2625 |
0.05831 |
80 |
62 |
15 |
3 |
1264 |
Yes, sir, "monstr" tested as the preferred spelling. |
1.2625 |
0.06595 |
80 |
65 |
9 |
6 |
1265 |
He may be alive but, I am not cleaning up after him! |
1.2625 |
0.05553 |
80 |
61 |
17 |
2 |
1266 |
Shall I lay one extra for dinner, Sir? |
1.2625 |
0.06350 |
80 |
64 |
11 |
5 |
1267 |
Sir, should I set a dinner place for your guest?" |
1.2615 |
0.07363 |
65 |
53 |
7 |
5 |
1268 |
A Mr. Trump on the line sir..... Wants to know if you'll be done before July 18th? |
1.2609 |
0.06414 |
69 |
54 |
12 |
3 |
1269 |
The villagers are requesting a third-party candidate. |
1.2609 |
0.06073 |
69 |
53 |
14 |
2 |
1270 |
Will it be just you for dinner this evening, sir? |
1.2609 |
0.06738 |
69 |
55 |
10 |
4 |
1271 |
Master, I'd like to officially inform you that I have changed my name from Igor to Jeeves. |
1.2609 |
0.07048 |
69 |
56 |
8 |
5 |
1272 |
There's a person on the phone wondering if you're interested in solar panels. |
1.2603 |
0.05861 |
73 |
56 |
15 |
2 |
1273 |
A Mr. Trump to see you sir...something about a possible running mate. |
1.2603 |
0.06478 |
73 |
58 |
11 |
4 |
1274 |
Sir, if you'll not be needing me to exhume any more corpses, I shall turn in for the night. |
1.2603 |
0.05861 |
73 |
56 |
15 |
2 |
1275 |
Sorry to disturb you, sir. There's a Mary Shelley at the door. |
1.2603 |
0.06478 |
73 |
58 |
11 |
4 |
1276 |
He would also like a tummy tuck this time |
1.2603 |
0.06765 |
73 |
59 |
9 |
5 |
1277 |
Sir, your 2:30 torch mob is here. |
1.2603 |
0.06177 |
73 |
57 |
13 |
3 |
1278 |
The Power Company called sir, your $7,000 electric bill is past due. |
1.2603 |
0.06765 |
73 |
59 |
9 |
5 |
1279 |
Sir, I specifically omitted 'grave robbery' from my resume. |
1.2603 |
0.05861 |
73 |
56 |
15 |
2 |
1280 |
Sir, there's a Mr Brooks who would like a word. |
1.2603 |
0.06478 |
73 |
58 |
11 |
4 |
1281 |
Excuse me doctor but there is an angry mob here to see you. |
1.2603 |
0.06478 |
73 |
58 |
11 |
4 |
1282 |
I've shown the villagers into the library, sir. |
1.2603 |
0.06177 |
73 |
57 |
13 |
3 |
1283 |
It's the RNC on the phone for you, sir-- double-checking that he'll be ready in time for the convention... |
1.2603 |
0.06177 |
73 |
57 |
13 |
3 |
1284 |
Beg pardon Sir. Amazon is at the door with your brains delivery. |
1.2603 |
0.06478 |
73 |
58 |
11 |
4 |
1285 |
Should we add another place setting for dinner? |
1.2603 |
0.06177 |
73 |
57 |
13 |
3 |
1286 |
I am giddy with anticipation sir, will there be two for dinner? |
1.2597 |
0.06243 |
77 |
61 |
12 |
4 |
1287 |
Yes, sir, we paid this month's electric bill. Why do you ask?" |
1.2597 |
0.05669 |
77 |
59 |
16 |
2 |
1288 |
Shall I set the dinner table for one or two, sir? |
1.2597 |
0.05963 |
77 |
60 |
14 |
3 |
1289 |
300 villagers are here to see you, sir. |
1.2597 |
0.05963 |
77 |
60 |
14 |
3 |
1290 |
Let's hope this one works out better than your Mr. Trump fiasco. |
1.2597 |
0.06243 |
77 |
61 |
12 |
4 |
1291 |
Cook would like to know if your dinner guest has any food allergies. |
1.2597 |
0.05963 |
77 |
60 |
14 |
3 |
1292 |
The rabbi is here sir . |
1.2597 |
0.06511 |
77 |
62 |
10 |
5 |
1293 |
It was a group of men with pitchforks. The drawing room seemed inappropriate, so I asked them to wait for you in the barn. |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
1294 |
It's Mrs. Trump on the phone, Sir. She is wondering where her husband is. |
1.2593 |
0.05493 |
81 |
62 |
17 |
2 |
1295 |
He got 2200 Likes on Instagram |
1.2588 |
0.05589 |
85 |
66 |
16 |
3 |
1296 |
Are you sure he will fit through the Oval Office doors? |
1.2581 |
0.06478 |
62 |
48 |
12 |
2 |
1297 |
Pardon me sir but a Jehovah witness is at the door. |
1.2581 |
0.05701 |
93 |
74 |
14 |
5 |
1298 |
Begging your pardon,sir, shall I tell cook there will be two for dinner? |
1.2576 |
0.07576 |
66 |
55 |
5 |
6 |
1299 |
Sir, you Mum says it's time for you to put away your, uh, experiments, move out of her basement and get a real job. |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
1300 |
The FedEx guy is here with your kidneys. |
1.2571 |
0.06652 |
70 |
56 |
10 |
4 |
1301 |
Shall I place another setting for supper, sir? |
1.2571 |
0.06333 |
70 |
55 |
12 |
3 |
1302 |
....and for the main course we have a lovely liver with fava beans. |
1.2568 |
0.06399 |
74 |
59 |
11 |
4 |
1303 |
Will you be having the monster mash tonight, sir? |
1.2568 |
0.05792 |
74 |
57 |
15 |
2 |
1304 |
A delegation of townsfolk to see you, sir. |
1.2568 |
0.06399 |
74 |
59 |
11 |
4 |
1305 |
The villagers would like to know if he intends on building a wall. |
1.2568 |
0.06103 |
74 |
58 |
13 |
3 |
1306 |
Pardon me, sir, but when you said, "I cannot be disturbed" ...I beg to differ. |
1.2568 |
0.06103 |
74 |
58 |
13 |
3 |
1307 |
Is the tripe in the fridge for dinner or for... um, other purposes, sir? |
1.2568 |
0.06399 |
74 |
59 |
11 |
4 |
1308 |
Will it bethe two of you for lunch, then, Sir? |
1.2568 |
0.06954 |
74 |
61 |
7 |
6 |
1309 |
He'll always lack my graces sir. |
1.2568 |
0.06399 |
74 |
59 |
11 |
4 |
1310 |
Downton Lab-y. |
1.2568 |
0.06399 |
74 |
59 |
11 |
4 |
1311 |
Is this because I complained about $7.25 an hour, Victor? |
1.2568 |
0.06399 |
74 |
59 |
11 |
4 |
1312 |
Sir, will you be dining alone tonight, or should I set a place for two? |
1.2568 |
0.06103 |
74 |
58 |
13 |
3 |
1313 |
Delivery from Amazon Body Parts! |
1.2568 |
0.05792 |
74 |
57 |
15 |
2 |
1314 |
Troubling news, sir. This has already been done! |
1.2568 |
0.06399 |
74 |
59 |
11 |
4 |
1315 |
It's a Mr. Frank Stein Sir, the opera's organist. He believes he has something that was delivered to him by accident. |
1.2568 |
0.06682 |
74 |
60 |
9 |
5 |
1316 |
Ever think about running him as a third party candidate sir? |
1.2568 |
0.05792 |
74 |
57 |
15 |
2 |
1317 |
Sir, there's a Miss Shelley asking to see you. Says it's quite urgent. |
1.2568 |
0.05792 |
74 |
57 |
15 |
2 |
1318 |
It's a gentleman about your electricity bill, sir. |
1.2568 |
0.06103 |
74 |
58 |
13 |
3 |
1319 |
Sir, I'm sorry to inform you, but the weather seems to be clear today. |
1.2564 |
0.05895 |
78 |
61 |
14 |
3 |
1320 |
I think Frank N. Stein is a very suitable name sir. |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
1321 |
Shall I fetch a brain sir? |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
1322 |
Your spare parts have arrived, Sir. |
1.2564 |
0.05300 |
78 |
59 |
18 |
1 |
1323 |
I hope you're not planning on replacing me. |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
1324 |
Will there be two dining this evening? |
1.2564 |
0.06435 |
78 |
63 |
10 |
5 |
1325 |
Sir, the Republican Party party called. They mentioned something about a new candidate.... |
1.2564 |
0.06435 |
78 |
63 |
10 |
5 |
1326 |
They have asked that he be fully operational and transported to Cleveland by July 18. |
1.2564 |
0.05895 |
78 |
61 |
14 |
3 |
1327 |
Is he staying for dinner? |
1.2564 |
0.05895 |
78 |
61 |
14 |
3 |
1328 |
Eating alone, sir, or should I expect two for dinner? |
1.2564 |
0.05895 |
78 |
61 |
14 |
3 |
1329 |
I've got to give you a hand, sir. |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
1330 |
The staff has asked if they might have the evening off, in order to attend festivities in the village tonight. It seems there will be some sort of parade involving torches and pitchforks. |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
1331 |
I agree with your guidance counselor. This still might be enough extra curricular for your college application. |
1.2561 |
0.05964 |
82 |
65 |
13 |
4 |
1332 |
The swirly orange wig has arrived Sir. |
1.2561 |
0.06449 |
82 |
67 |
9 |
6 |
1333 |
Excepting another power outage, dinner is served, sir. |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1334 |
Shall I set a place for him? |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1335 |
Still no lightning in the forecast. Perhaps relocating to Fiji wasn't the best idea. |
1.2542 |
0.06208 |
59 |
45 |
13 |
1 |
1336 |
What hump? |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
1337 |
Unfortunately, Mr. Trump's brain is not available. |
1.2537 |
0.07163 |
67 |
55 |
7 |
5 |
1338 |
The Republican VP: a work in progress. |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
1339 |
Leftovers again for dinner, sir? |
1.2535 |
0.05923 |
71 |
55 |
14 |
2 |
1340 |
Brains, are served. |
1.2535 |
0.06254 |
71 |
56 |
12 |
3 |
1341 |
Someone from the RNC is at the door, Sir. Something about creating a monster... |
1.2535 |
0.06867 |
71 |
58 |
8 |
5 |
1342 |
Schwegler's Monster has arrived for their play date. |
1.2535 |
0.06567 |
71 |
57 |
10 |
4 |
1343 |
Agitated villagers are at the gate, sir, imploring your monster to run for high office. |
1.2535 |
0.05923 |
71 |
55 |
14 |
2 |
1344 |
We'll be having leftovers for dinner. |
1.2535 |
0.06254 |
71 |
56 |
12 |
3 |
1345 |
Sorry sir, Bernie Sanders brain is still unavailable, he's still winning primaries. |
1.2535 |
0.06567 |
71 |
57 |
10 |
4 |
1346 |
You are too late. The presidential nominees have already been selected. |
1.2535 |
0.05573 |
71 |
54 |
16 |
1 |
1347 |
It's a Mr. Trump, sir. Something about a vice-president he asked for… |
1.2535 |
0.05923 |
71 |
55 |
14 |
2 |
1348 |
Will you be needing me to set another place for dinner? |
1.2535 |
0.06867 |
71 |
58 |
8 |
5 |
1349 |
So you're the brains of the operation? |
1.2535 |
0.06867 |
71 |
58 |
8 |
5 |
1350 |
Doctor, are you positive ANY third party candidate will do? |
1.2535 |
0.06254 |
71 |
56 |
12 |
3 |
1351 |
Sorry to interrupt, sir... Shall we set the table for one or two tonight? |
1.2535 |
0.06254 |
71 |
56 |
12 |
3 |
1352 |
Sir, Donald Trump was wondering if your creation is interested in the vice-presidency. |
1.2535 |
0.06254 |
71 |
56 |
12 |
3 |
1353 |
Frankenfurters for dinner, sir? |
1.2535 |
0.06567 |
71 |
57 |
10 |
4 |
1354 |
I'm sorry but cook mistook the liver for your dinner order, sir. |
1.2533 |
0.06031 |
75 |
59 |
13 |
3 |
1355 |
Sir, there's a man at the door. He wants his gallbladder back. |
1.2533 |
0.06601 |
75 |
61 |
9 |
5 |
1356 |
There’s a man with a pitchfork to see you sir. |
1.2533 |
0.06601 |
75 |
61 |
9 |
5 |
1357 |
Tesla's monster is biodegradable |
1.2533 |
0.06601 |
75 |
61 |
9 |
5 |
1358 |
Sir, the restaurant confirms that one may not bring newborns. |
1.2533 |
0.05724 |
75 |
58 |
15 |
2 |
1359 |
...and you can consider this my resignation, because, to be quite candid, sir, I think that he is Frankenstein, and you are the monster. |
1.2533 |
0.06323 |
75 |
60 |
11 |
4 |
1360 |
Some villagers to see you sir. |
1.2533 |
0.05724 |
75 |
58 |
15 |
2 |
1361 |
I prefer 'Donald'. |
1.2533 |
0.06601 |
75 |
61 |
9 |
5 |
1362 |
Sir, we're out of triple-A batteries and the drug store is closed. |
1.2533 |
0.05400 |
75 |
57 |
17 |
1 |
1363 |
Will it be dinner for two tonight, Doctor? |
1.2533 |
0.05400 |
75 |
57 |
17 |
1 |
1364 |
Shall I set another place at the table or not? |
1.2533 |
0.06601 |
75 |
61 |
9 |
5 |
1365 |
Bad News, Sir, A Dr. Frankenstein has already published his research. |
1.2533 |
0.06601 |
75 |
61 |
9 |
5 |
1366 |
The times are changing, Igor. Say hello to the Groom of Frankenstein. |
1.2533 |
0.06323 |
75 |
60 |
11 |
4 |
1367 |
Excuse me Sir, will your friend be requiring his shoes shined..? |
1.2533 |
0.05724 |
75 |
58 |
15 |
2 |
1368 |
A Mr. Trump is asking if his running mate is ready yet? |
1.2533 |
0.06323 |
75 |
60 |
11 |
4 |
1369 |
Malpractice, it's what separates doctors from us scientists! |
1.2533 |
0.06323 |
75 |
60 |
11 |
4 |
1370 |
The townspeople have arrived. Where should I put the pitchforks? |
1.2533 |
0.06323 |
75 |
60 |
11 |
4 |
1371 |
Your mother wishes to know if she may borrow him from midnight to two. |
1.2533 |
0.06031 |
75 |
59 |
13 |
3 |
1372 |
Lady Mary was wondering, sir, when her new suitor will be ready. |
1.2533 |
0.06869 |
75 |
62 |
7 |
6 |
1373 |
Reince Priebus is on the line, sir. |
1.2533 |
0.06323 |
75 |
60 |
11 |
4 |
1374 |
Sir, for each of the last nine generations the eldest male of my family has proudly served as a gentleman's gentleman. Of course I know how to rob a grave! |
1.2533 |
0.06031 |
75 |
59 |
13 |
3 |
1375 |
Shall I set an extra place setting for your friend? |
1.2533 |
0.05724 |
75 |
58 |
15 |
2 |
1376 |
Mrs. Shelley suggests adding a bit of sang-froid. |
1.2533 |
0.05724 |
75 |
58 |
15 |
2 |
1377 |
Sir, The RNC called again and said to ... Hurry Up. |
1.2533 |
0.05724 |
75 |
58 |
15 |
2 |
1378 |
A Mrs. Cruz is calling sir, she is looking for her husband's head. |
1.2533 |
0.06601 |
75 |
61 |
9 |
5 |
1379 |
Igor requested that I inform you that it is, in fact, a dark and stormy night. |
1.2533 |
0.05724 |
75 |
58 |
15 |
2 |
1380 |
Shall I tell Mr. Priebus that the unity candidate is ready? |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1381 |
Just strikes me as odd that I'm the only one who has to be formally dressed. |
1.2532 |
0.05243 |
79 |
60 |
18 |
1 |
1382 |
Sir - our April electric bill was $27,000. |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1383 |
Sir, it's the meter reader again inquiring about the recent surges. |
1.2532 |
0.05544 |
79 |
61 |
16 |
2 |
1384 |
Sir, the electric company called... they want to discuss this month's bill with you. |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1385 |
Your mother wants the kitchen table back. |
1.2532 |
0.05243 |
79 |
60 |
18 |
1 |
1386 |
According to the movies I think this will work! |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1387 |
Will that be two for dinner then? |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1388 |
Sir, would it be unseemly to serve brains for dinner tonight? |
1.2532 |
0.05544 |
79 |
61 |
16 |
2 |
1389 |
Mr. Mel Brooks is here to see you, sir. |
1.2532 |
0.05243 |
79 |
60 |
18 |
1 |
1390 |
"Sir. The gentleman whom you paid to fix the monster's neck has just made a bolt for it". |
1.2530 |
0.05645 |
83 |
65 |
15 |
3 |
1391 |
Mr. Trump’s hair is here for a recharge, Sir |
1.2530 |
0.05098 |
83 |
63 |
19 |
1 |
1392 |
Will it be dinner for two tonight Sir ? |
1.2527 |
0.05970 |
91 |
74 |
11 |
6 |
1393 |
Expecting two for dinner then? |
1.2527 |
0.05546 |
91 |
72 |
15 |
4 |
1394 |
Sir, will your creation be joining you for dinner? |
1.2500 |
0.06485 |
72 |
58 |
10 |
4 |
1395 |
That 1883 Chardonnay should placate an angry mob quite nicely. |
1.2500 |
0.06786 |
76 |
63 |
7 |
6 |
1396 |
Shall I expect two for dinner, Sir? |
1.2500 |
0.06176 |
72 |
57 |
12 |
3 |
1397 |
Would you like me to call him Donald sir? |
1.2500 |
0.06176 |
72 |
57 |
12 |
3 |
1398 |
A rather agitated group of villagers to see you, sir. |
1.2500 |
0.05506 |
72 |
55 |
16 |
1 |
1399 |
The Rupublican Party is calling for your advice. |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
1400 |
"Sir the Frankensteins have returned the lawn mower. Can they have Russell back now? |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
1401 |
There is a Gentleman from the Electric company at the front door. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
1402 |
Two for dinner, Sir? |
1.2500 |
0.06485 |
72 |
58 |
10 |
4 |
1403 |
There's a gentleman at the door asking for you. He says he's from OSHA |
1.2500 |
0.06485 |
72 |
58 |
10 |
4 |
1404 |
Your Amazon order is here sir. |
1.2500 |
0.06176 |
72 |
57 |
12 |
3 |
1405 |
There's a man at the door from the power company, sir. |
1.2500 |
0.05506 |
72 |
55 |
16 |
1 |
1406 |
Will your experiment be joining you for dinner sir? |
1.2500 |
0.05139 |
72 |
54 |
18 |
0 |
1407 |
You think he's stiff, try working with Tippi Hedron. |
1.2500 |
0.06780 |
72 |
59 |
8 |
5 |
1408 |
Well done master...you are a genius and I am out of here. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
1409 |
Shall I be setting another place at the dinner table, Doctor? |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
1410 |
Will our guest be staying for dinner? |
1.2500 |
0.05851 |
72 |
56 |
14 |
2 |
1411 |
Doctor, will he be staying for dinner? |
1.2500 |
0.06749 |
68 |
55 |
9 |
4 |
1412 |
The morgue regrets it has no fresh brains, and Madame sends word that she has a headache... |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
1413 |
There's a man at the door who would like to speak with you about the afterlife. |
1.2500 |
0.06485 |
72 |
58 |
10 |
4 |
1414 |
"We have trick or treaters at the door sir. |
1.2500 |
0.05506 |
72 |
55 |
16 |
1 |
1415 |
The electrician is on his way. |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
1416 |
The townsfolk have arrived sir. |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
1417 |
The mob respectfully requests your attendance. |
1.2500 |
0.06176 |
72 |
57 |
12 |
3 |
1418 |
Sir, will he be joining us for dinner? |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
1419 |
You leave me no choice but to report this to OSHA |
1.2500 |
0.06176 |
72 |
57 |
12 |
3 |
1420 |
Dinner is served, sir, we're having brains. |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
1421 |
The chef is asking that you stop reanimating the poultry. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
1422 |
Your last creation, sir, appears to have taken the republican presidential nomination. Should I turn the dial to democrat for this one? |
1.2500 |
0.06485 |
72 |
58 |
10 |
4 |
1423 |
Sir, will there be two for dinner? |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
1424 |
I'm not envious, per se, but must he be so toned? |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
1425 |
I'm afraid the recycling bin is full again, sir. |
1.2500 |
0.05339 |
76 |
58 |
17 |
1 |
1426 |
Dinner for one or two this evening, sir? |
1.2500 |
0.07043 |
64 |
52 |
8 |
4 |
1427 |
The RNC called. They want to know if you can make Mr. Trump more presidential . . . and also fix his hair. |
1.2500 |
0.05186 |
80 |
61 |
18 |
1 |
1428 |
Its me, sir. Igor is at spin class. |
1.2500 |
0.06176 |
72 |
57 |
12 |
3 |
1429 |
Will there be one, or two, for dinner this evening, sir? |
1.2500 |
0.06485 |
72 |
58 |
10 |
4 |
1430 |
Will he be joining us for dinner, and if so, is any part of him a vegan? |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
1431 |
May I suggest that you postpone the open house? |
1.2500 |
0.05851 |
72 |
56 |
14 |
2 |
1432 |
Jeremy, your Mum would like you to wash your hands before dinner is served. |
1.2500 |
0.06176 |
72 |
57 |
12 |
3 |
1433 |
A Mrs. Shelley is here, Doctor. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
1434 |
the electrician is here again, sir. |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
1435 |
The last three interns really contributed significantly to this important project. |
1.2500 |
0.05506 |
72 |
55 |
16 |
1 |
1436 |
Con Ed on the phone,sir. Something about your electric bill. |
1.2500 |
0.06176 |
72 |
57 |
12 |
3 |
1437 |
A Mr. Yahweh to see you sir. |
1.2500 |
0.06780 |
72 |
59 |
8 |
5 |
1438 |
The Trump people want to know how much longer. He's being considered as a running mate. |
1.2500 |
0.06485 |
72 |
58 |
10 |
4 |
1439 |
Dinner is served. Leftovers this evening, sir. |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
1440 |
Madam is wondering how many for dinner. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
1441 |
Pardon me, sir, but that's not at all what I meant when I asked for a 'dumbwaiter' to be put in service. |
1.2500 |
0.06176 |
72 |
57 |
12 |
3 |
1442 |
Pardon me, sir, but there is an angry mob awaiting you in the parlour. |
1.2500 |
0.05851 |
72 |
56 |
14 |
2 |
1443 |
Shall I set an extra place tonight, sir? |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
1444 |
Creating new life without sexual relations does sound interesting, sir. But isn't the market really looking for a solution to the opposite problem? |
1.2473 |
0.05650 |
93 |
75 |
13 |
5 |
1445 |
Mrs. Pemberton says her tummy is better and has cancelled her 3:45, which leaves you free to create life until 4. |
1.2473 |
0.06049 |
93 |
77 |
9 |
7 |
1446 |
Sorry to interrupt you sir but there's a woman at the door who claims she's Joan Rivers. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1447 |
with all due respect sir , I believe he will lack my communication skills . |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1448 |
Sir, N.I.H. just called. Your grant has been cancelled. |
1.2469 |
0.05966 |
81 |
65 |
12 |
4 |
1449 |
Your mother is worried about the company you're keeping. |
1.2469 |
0.05701 |
81 |
64 |
14 |
3 |
1450 |
More stem cells, sir? |
1.2469 |
0.05131 |
81 |
62 |
18 |
1 |
1451 |
Nothing is ever your fault, is it, Dr. Frankenstein? |
1.2469 |
0.05966 |
81 |
65 |
12 |
4 |
1452 |
Non-GMO eye of newt and organic toe of frog. Will you require anything else? |
1.2468 |
0.05891 |
77 |
61 |
13 |
3 |
1453 |
When your father is fully charged your mother would like him on the sixth floor. |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1454 |
Mr. Wayne, if I may be so bold, I preferred the bats." |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1455 |
Sir, will I be setting the table for two? |
1.2468 |
0.04945 |
77 |
58 |
19 |
0 |
1456 |
Frankly speaking? |
1.2468 |
0.05594 |
77 |
60 |
15 |
2 |
1457 |
Madame wishes to know if your friend will be joining us for dinner tonight. |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1458 |
There's a Mrs. Frankenstein who wants a word with you. |
1.2468 |
0.05891 |
77 |
61 |
13 |
3 |
1459 |
Igor called sir, his spin class will be finishing late. |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1460 |
I see Sir, but we already have a footman. |
1.2466 |
0.05780 |
73 |
57 |
14 |
2 |
1461 |
Excuse me Sir. but you have a horde at the front door. |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
1462 |
Sir, my name is Jeeves. Please stop referring to me as Igor. |
1.2466 |
0.05780 |
73 |
57 |
14 |
2 |
1463 |
Excuse me, Sir, but the kidneys have arrived. |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
1464 |
"Dr. Frankenstien shall I set another place for dinner? |
1.2466 |
0.06695 |
73 |
60 |
8 |
5 |
1465 |
Sir, will you be two for dinner? |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
1466 |
Begging your pardon, mi'lord: May we assume there shall be one more at dinner this evening? |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
1467 |
Am I to assume there will be another guest for dinner tonight sir? |
1.2466 |
0.05441 |
73 |
56 |
16 |
1 |
1468 |
Will there be an additional person for dinner tonight, sir? |
1.2466 |
0.05780 |
73 |
57 |
14 |
2 |
1469 |
Sir, a representative from the electric company is at the door. |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
1470 |
Sir, there are ‘people’ at the door. |
1.2466 |
0.05780 |
73 |
57 |
14 |
2 |
1471 |
'Shall I update your social media accounts, sir?' |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
1472 |
Tell me sir, will that make him a Republican or a Democrat? |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
1473 |
There is representative from O.S.H.A. at the door, sir. |
1.2466 |
0.06695 |
73 |
60 |
8 |
5 |
1474 |
Your pardon sir, but it looks like the charger to your Tesla has shorted out. |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
1475 |
The fact-checker from The New Yorker is here again. |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
1476 |
Another work-at-home day, Sir? |
1.2466 |
0.05780 |
73 |
57 |
14 |
2 |
1477 |
You could have at least built a girlfriend. |
1.2466 |
0.05080 |
73 |
55 |
18 |
0 |
1478 |
Sir, I'm setting the table. Will your guest be sitting up by dinner time? |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
1479 |
Bad news. Your work has been rendered obsolete by a process called the Republican presidential primaries. |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
1480 |
Dinner is served. Shall I set another place at the table? |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
1481 |
Shall I send the villagers away? |
1.2466 |
0.05780 |
73 |
57 |
14 |
2 |
1482 |
Still only one for dinner , Sir ? |
1.2466 |
0.05780 |
73 |
57 |
14 |
2 |
1483 |
The life insurance claims adjuster is here... |
1.2466 |
0.05780 |
73 |
57 |
14 |
2 |
1484 |
Will the guest be joining us for dinner? |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
1485 |
Someone to see Secretary Kerry, sir. |
1.2466 |
0.06974 |
73 |
61 |
6 |
6 |
1486 |
Sir, Speaker Ryan is prepped for his Trump Endorsement procedure. |
1.2466 |
0.06695 |
73 |
60 |
8 |
5 |
1487 |
Good news, sir. The RNC is giving you a do-over. |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
1488 |
An angry mob is here to see you. |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
1489 |
A neighbor at the door, sir, complaining about our composting practices. |
1.2466 |
0.05441 |
73 |
56 |
16 |
1 |
1490 |
Shall I set another place for tea, Sir? |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
1491 |
Sir, shall I set the table for one or two tonight. |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
1492 |
Would it help if I limped? |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
1493 |
72 regular, M'Lord? |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
1494 |
Sir, the gentleman from the gas company is here again to read the meter. What shall I tell him this time? |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
1495 |
Sir, perhaps it is time to discuss hazard pay. |
1.2462 |
0.05814 |
65 |
50 |
14 |
1 |
1496 |
He had a not resuscitate order. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
1497 |
Sir, in my humble opinion, a cat would have worked just as well... |
1.2436 |
0.05824 |
78 |
62 |
13 |
3 |
1498 |
Are you sure he's not lactose intolerant, sir? |
1.2436 |
0.05824 |
78 |
62 |
13 |
3 |
1499 |
A FedEx package packed in ice and marked perishable just arrived for you, Sir, |
1.2436 |
0.05531 |
78 |
61 |
15 |
2 |
1500 |
Sir, I confess , I too have a few skeletons in the closet |
1.2436 |
0.05531 |
78 |
61 |
15 |
2 |
1501 |
Shall I decant the full bodied red, sir? |
1.2436 |
0.06103 |
78 |
63 |
11 |
4 |
1502 |
Dinner is ready, Sire...may I ask how long Mr. Stein will be tied up? |
1.2436 |
0.05824 |
78 |
62 |
13 |
3 |
1503 |
Madam is asking when the new man will be ready sir. |
1.2436 |
0.06626 |
78 |
65 |
7 |
6 |
1504 |
Alfred, the Bat Cave is two doors down on your left. |
1.2436 |
0.06103 |
78 |
63 |
11 |
4 |
1505 |
Are you sure we can bring the Republican party back from the dead? |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
1506 |
Shall I set for one or two tonight, sir? |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
1507 |
Sorry, Sir. I thought it was tripe. |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
1508 |
Yes, loneliness hurts. But have your tried social media? |
1.2432 |
0.05378 |
74 |
57 |
16 |
1 |
1509 |
Will he be ready for dinner, sir? |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
1510 |
Sir, will we be one or two for dinner? |
1.2432 |
0.06613 |
74 |
61 |
8 |
5 |
1511 |
I’d like to put in my two weeks notice. |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
1512 |
A Mr. Gahan Wilson to see you, sir, and to provide a punchline. |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
1513 |
'Tis some angry mob from town, sir, tapping at your chamber door - only this and nothing more. |
1.2432 |
0.05378 |
74 |
57 |
16 |
1 |
1514 |
Creepy or not sir, dinner is served. |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
1515 |
It occurs to me, sir, that should your experiment prove successful, you might possibly bring my willy back to life as well. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
1516 |
Which bathroom do you think it will use now? |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
1517 |
Your guests have arrived with their pitchforks. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
1518 |
Sorry to disturb you sir, but the electric bill has arrived. They're unloading it now. |
1.2432 |
0.05378 |
74 |
57 |
16 |
1 |
1519 |
Sir, will I be preparing dinner for 1 or 2 persons? |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
1520 |
If Downton Abbey reruns have taught me anything it's the importance of being discreet. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
1521 |
Mr Trump sent me to fetch his running mate. |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
1522 |
Will the gentleman be joining you for dinner, sir? |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
1523 |
Sir, a Mr. Musk rang and wishes to inform you that he's already accomplished this. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
1524 |
There are angry villagers here to see you. shall I let them in, sir? |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
1525 |
Some gentlemen at the door are wondering if you creation is interested in running for President. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
1526 |
The Creature's Tinder date is here, Sir, |
1.2432 |
0.05378 |
74 |
57 |
16 |
1 |
1527 |
Look at the monster you've created! We can never let Donald roam free, he'll wreak havoc on the world! |
1.2432 |
0.06887 |
74 |
62 |
6 |
6 |
1528 |
Excuse me, Sir," "Should I expect company for dinner or will he be going out? |
1.2432 |
0.05378 |
74 |
57 |
16 |
1 |
1529 |
Mr. Trump's on the line, Sir. He's asking when his hair color formula will be ready. |
1.2429 |
0.05910 |
70 |
55 |
13 |
2 |
1530 |
Still working on the presumptive Republican presidential nominee, sir? |
1.2429 |
0.06574 |
70 |
57 |
9 |
4 |
1531 |
Begging your pardon, but there's a flash mob at the door. |
1.2429 |
0.05549 |
70 |
54 |
15 |
1 |
1532 |
Will there be another for dinner, sir? |
1.2429 |
0.06251 |
70 |
56 |
11 |
3 |
1533 |
Shall I set the table for 1.5 again, sir? |
1.2429 |
0.05910 |
70 |
55 |
13 |
2 |
1534 |
There's a gentleman from the FDA to see you, sir. |
1.2429 |
0.05910 |
70 |
55 |
13 |
2 |
1535 |
President Trump requires his birth certificate. |
1.2429 |
0.06574 |
70 |
57 |
9 |
4 |
1536 |
'Sir, will you be dining alone?" |
1.2429 |
0.05549 |
70 |
54 |
15 |
1 |
1537 |
The agency sent me. Igor is on bereavement leave. |
1.2429 |
0.05910 |
70 |
55 |
13 |
2 |
1538 |
I'm applying for the assistant position. I haven't got a hunch what you're looking for. |
1.2429 |
0.06251 |
70 |
56 |
11 |
3 |
1539 |
What is the Count for dinner? |
1.2429 |
0.05910 |
70 |
55 |
13 |
2 |
1540 |
Beg your pardon, Sir, the RNC want to know if the alternate nominee is ready. |
1.2429 |
0.05910 |
70 |
55 |
13 |
2 |
1541 |
It's a gentleman from the Republican Party, sir. A Mr. Trump's brain has gone missing. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
1542 |
Sir, the Trump model you created has been recalled. I hope this one has larger hands and is smarter. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
1543 |
Igor asked me to tell you sir that he's at home binge watching The Walking Dead. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
1544 |
A gentleman from the power company is here-shall I show him in? |
1.2424 |
0.05316 |
66 |
50 |
16 |
0 |
1545 |
I hope I am correct in supposing that the new fellow will retain his own valet? |
1.2419 |
0.06375 |
62 |
49 |
11 |
2 |
1546 |
I once made a miniature erupting volcano. |
1.2414 |
0.05414 |
87 |
69 |
15 |
3 |
1547 |
Mr. Ryan is wondering if you've come up with the alternative to Mr. Trump yet? |
1.2407 |
0.06440 |
54 |
42 |
11 |
1 |
1548 |
I'm required to get him to Cleveland by July, Sir. Something to do with a Third Party Run. |
1.2405 |
0.06297 |
79 |
65 |
9 |
5 |
1549 |
Two for tea, today, sir? |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
1550 |
Might I suggest some alternative power sources, sir? |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
1551 |
Beg pardon Sir, but may we suggest a Super Hero as more au courant? |
1.2405 |
0.05164 |
79 |
61 |
17 |
1 |
1552 |
If you don't mind me asking sir, why the yellow comb over? |
1.2400 |
0.06250 |
75 |
61 |
10 |
4 |
1553 |
Sir, you have visitors from "Monster Lives Matter." |
1.2400 |
0.05955 |
75 |
60 |
12 |
3 |
1554 |
Barbara Walters is here to do that interview on fascinating people. |
1.2400 |
0.05644 |
75 |
59 |
14 |
2 |
1555 |
"The salad refreshed, the soup revived, and the roast resurrected, your dinner is served. |
1.2400 |
0.05644 |
75 |
59 |
14 |
2 |
1556 |
Shall I release the sentient hounds, sir? |
1.2400 |
0.05315 |
75 |
58 |
16 |
1 |
1557 |
We have no power sir, can I make you a PB&J instead? |
1.2400 |
0.05955 |
75 |
60 |
12 |
3 |
1558 |
They've decided to get rid of the carpool lane |
1.2400 |
0.05315 |
75 |
58 |
16 |
1 |
1559 |
You rang, Dr. Trump? |
1.2400 |
0.05644 |
75 |
59 |
14 |
2 |
1560 |
Shall I set one more place for dinner sir? |
1.2400 |
0.05644 |
75 |
59 |
14 |
2 |
1561 |
Shall I set an additional place setting for dinner? |
1.2400 |
0.05644 |
75 |
59 |
14 |
2 |
1562 |
Mr. Trump would like to know when his running mate will be ready. |
1.2400 |
0.06250 |
75 |
61 |
10 |
4 |
1563 |
Shall I set the table for two? |
1.2400 |
0.05644 |
75 |
59 |
14 |
2 |
1564 |
Sir.., shall we host a monster naming contest in The New Yorker? |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1565 |
In regard to dinner,do any of his body parts require dietary restrictions? |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1566 |
Shall I add a place setting for dinner, Sir? |
1.2394 |
0.05481 |
71 |
55 |
15 |
1 |
1567 |
Repurposing the Bat Cave Mr. Wayne? |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1568 |
There’s a torch-wielding mob to see you, sir. They said you would know what it’s about. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1569 |
You really think he has a shot at winning the GOP primary? |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1570 |
I've heard great things about this juice cleanse, sir |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1571 |
Sorry sir, the staff mistook "chill" the brain for "grill" the brain. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1572 |
If Mi'lord could take a moment from his necromancy and select the reds for dinner . . . . |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1573 |
Fed EX said they need your personal signature on this one. |
1.2394 |
0.05481 |
71 |
55 |
15 |
1 |
1574 |
A gentleman from Medicare on the telephone for you, Doctor. He wishes to know why your application for payment in the current project is under thirteen different patient names. |
1.2394 |
0.05481 |
71 |
55 |
15 |
1 |
1575 |
Excuse me, Sir, but will he be staying for the night? |
1.2394 |
0.05481 |
71 |
55 |
15 |
1 |
1576 |
Due to tonight's weather forecast, I've taken the liberty of hooking up to your Tesla. |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1577 |
Will that be tea for two, Dr. Frankenstein? |
1.2394 |
0.06792 |
71 |
59 |
7 |
5 |
1578 |
So I checked The Big Book of Baby Names, and "Frankenstein" is not overly popular yet. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1579 |
Begging your pardon, milord. The larger hands have been delivered. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1580 |
Sir, I regret to inform you that FedEx just phoned and they mistakenly delivered the brain to a Mr. Trump. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1581 |
Sir, some gentlemen have come seeking a compromise candidate. |
1.2388 |
0.06049 |
67 |
53 |
12 |
2 |
1582 |
If this works, Doctor, the G.O.P. would like an appointment. |
1.2388 |
0.06755 |
67 |
55 |
8 |
4 |
1583 |
Please let me know if it shall be dinner for one or two. |
1.2388 |
0.06755 |
67 |
55 |
8 |
4 |
1584 |
... But then there's always one person pretentious enough to say, 'actually, that's Frankenstein's butler.' |
1.2388 |
0.06755 |
67 |
55 |
8 |
4 |
1585 |
should I assume that there will be one more for dinner , sir..? |
1.2388 |
0.07082 |
67 |
56 |
6 |
5 |
1586 |
I believe it's called a patent, Sir. |
1.2388 |
0.05248 |
67 |
51 |
16 |
0 |
1587 |
He said that he doesn't think your creation qualifies as born-again and that faith based-organizations don't endorse political candidates anyway. |
1.2388 |
0.06412 |
67 |
54 |
10 |
3 |
1588 |
This you do on Shabbos? |
1.2375 |
0.06225 |
80 |
66 |
9 |
5 |
1589 |
Lightning is not politically correct anymore. We have to switch to Solar. |
1.2375 |
0.05965 |
80 |
65 |
11 |
4 |
1590 |
It's Igor sir. He found the umm, part but it's not, shall we say, proportionate. |
1.2375 |
0.05409 |
80 |
63 |
15 |
2 |
1591 |
Shall I call the Body Shop?, Sir. |
1.2368 |
0.06453 |
76 |
63 |
8 |
5 |
1592 |
Might I suggest, m'lord, that we make him a bit more of a rascal this time 'round. |
1.2368 |
0.05578 |
76 |
60 |
14 |
2 |
1593 |
The Census Bureau is here to see you, sir. |
1.2368 |
0.05578 |
76 |
60 |
14 |
2 |
1594 |
It's the Utility Company. There here to fix the electric fuses but they say "this is definetly the last time." |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
1595 |
Excuse me, sir. One or two persons for lunch? |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1596 |
Sir, they are waiting for the nominee to give his acceptance speech. |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
1597 |
Will he be staying overnight? |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
1598 |
Sir, I've looked again , and again........and batteries are NOT included. |
1.2361 |
0.05414 |
72 |
56 |
15 |
1 |
1599 |
Mrs. Frankenstein says if you keep using electricity at this rate, the lasagna won't be ready for hours. |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
1600 |
It's the village mob for you, sir. Shall I offer to take their pitchforks and torches? |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
1601 |
Mr. Trump said VP is out of the question. Would he consider State? |
1.2361 |
0.06407 |
72 |
59 |
9 |
4 |
1602 |
The GOP called. They are looking for a keynote speaker for the convention that captures the spirit of the primaries. Is he available? |
1.2361 |
0.06991 |
72 |
61 |
5 |
6 |
1603 |
Good news, sir, I'm developing a hump! |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1604 |
Sir, I wonder if I might have the evening off to do some grave robbing. |
1.2361 |
0.06407 |
72 |
59 |
9 |
4 |
1605 |
Does he eat chicken? |
1.2361 |
0.05414 |
72 |
56 |
15 |
1 |
1606 |
Quite right, sir. I never expected them to cast Cloris Leachman in my role. |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
1607 |
Shall I set an extra plate—again, sir? |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1608 |
I'm afraid that Mister Igor is no longer with the agency, sir. |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1609 |
Sir, will there be two for dinner this evening? |
1.2361 |
0.06407 |
72 |
59 |
9 |
4 |
1610 |
I think he is about to feel the bern, Doctor. |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
1611 |
The Party Chairman says he hopes you know what you're doing, Sir. |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
1612 |
Son, this isn't what I had in mind when I permitted you to remodel the basement into a game room. |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1613 |
Very sorry sir, nothing but clear skies ahead. |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
1614 |
It's Mr. Trump, sir. He says he will give you his hands only if you can guarantee a huge pair in return. |
1.2361 |
0.06407 |
72 |
59 |
9 |
4 |
1615 |
Tell the rioters it's not tested on animals! |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1616 |
Will Mr. Frankenstein be staying for dinner, sir? |
1.2361 |
0.06407 |
72 |
59 |
9 |
4 |
1617 |
I apologize for his elbows on the table, sir. |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1618 |
Did you say "frank'n'beans for dinner? |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1619 |
Um, I really don't know if I can make him speak with a British accent, but I'll try! |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
1620 |
The FBI wishes to enquire if you might kindly assist in hacking another iPhone. |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1621 |
The seamstress is wondering whether you will require her further, sir. |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1622 |
What would you like me to do with all of the bodies in the minivan? |
1.2361 |
0.05414 |
72 |
56 |
15 |
1 |
1623 |
The school called and told your parents that you cut Chemistry class. |
1.2361 |
0.05414 |
72 |
56 |
15 |
1 |
1624 |
Sir, will it be 2 for dinner tonight |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
1625 |
Isn't this how you make frankincense? |
1.2353 |
0.06664 |
68 |
56 |
8 |
4 |
1626 |
Will there be one more guest at dinner tonight, sir? |
1.2353 |
0.05590 |
68 |
53 |
14 |
1 |
1627 |
Will it be liver pâté or kidney pie tonight, sir? |
1.2353 |
0.05970 |
68 |
54 |
12 |
2 |
1628 |
Sir, Will he be joining you for dinner this evening? |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
1629 |
The townspeople called and rejected your request for a restroom for the undead. |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
1630 |
Will our guest be a vegan or carnivore ? Master. |
1.2353 |
0.05970 |
68 |
54 |
12 |
2 |
1631 |
This isn't necessary sir. I am willing to negotiate. |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
1632 |
Sir, should I put an extra plate on the table? |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
1633 |
A dash of meat tenderizer would help his stiffness. |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
1634 |
Indeed, sir, this is quite a change from Downton Abbey. |
1.2338 |
0.06376 |
77 |
64 |
8 |
5 |
1635 |
You want a raise, I presume. |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
1636 |
Dinner for two Sir? |
1.2329 |
0.06019 |
73 |
59 |
11 |
3 |
1637 |
Have you found his soul? |
1.2329 |
0.06019 |
73 |
59 |
11 |
3 |
1638 |
Was the brain satisfactory tonight, sir? |
1.2329 |
0.05694 |
73 |
58 |
13 |
2 |
1639 |
Will our guest be requiring any additional body parts this evening, sir? |
1.2329 |
0.06019 |
73 |
59 |
11 |
3 |
1640 |
I'm the father of the bride of Frankenstein. |
1.2329 |
0.06327 |
73 |
60 |
9 |
4 |
1641 |
Sir, I'm afraid the Republicans created a monster first. |
1.2329 |
0.06019 |
73 |
59 |
11 |
3 |
1642 |
Sir, the angry townsfolk are early. Shall I have them wait in the cloakroom? |
1.2329 |
0.05694 |
73 |
58 |
13 |
2 |
1643 |
I just wanted to inform you that your post about life after death received 250 likes so far. |
1.2329 |
0.05694 |
73 |
58 |
13 |
2 |
1644 |
Pardon me Sir, his brain just arrived. Shall I bring it in? |
1.2329 |
0.06327 |
73 |
60 |
9 |
4 |
1645 |
Shall I set for two? |
1.2329 |
0.05694 |
73 |
58 |
13 |
2 |
1646 |
Mr. Trump is here for his tune-up, sir. |
1.2329 |
0.06019 |
73 |
59 |
11 |
3 |
1647 |
Sir, there's a Mr. Tesla at the door with a battery question. |
1.2329 |
0.05694 |
73 |
58 |
13 |
2 |
1648 |
I remind you , Sir, that our insurance does not cover "Acts of God". |
1.2329 |
0.05694 |
73 |
58 |
13 |
2 |
1649 |
you've reached your download limit |
1.2329 |
0.06019 |
73 |
59 |
11 |
3 |
1650 |
I am Ivor, Mr. Frankenstein. Igor was much too crass for this Masterpiece Theatre rendition. |
1.2329 |
0.05694 |
73 |
58 |
13 |
2 |
1651 |
Shall I escort the angry mob to the parlour? |
1.2329 |
0.05694 |
73 |
58 |
13 |
2 |
1652 |
Sir, the Con Ed meter man is at the front gate again. |
1.2329 |
0.05694 |
73 |
58 |
13 |
2 |
1653 |
Sir, I'm afraid we've run out of Chateau Lafeet. |
1.2329 |
0.06327 |
73 |
60 |
9 |
4 |
1654 |
I'm mixing a drink. Frank, could you bring my stein? |
1.2329 |
0.06019 |
73 |
59 |
11 |
3 |
1655 |
Does this mean I'm fired? |
1.2329 |
0.06327 |
73 |
60 |
9 |
4 |
1656 |
Shall I open a crypt for your guest, sir? |
1.2329 |
0.05694 |
73 |
58 |
13 |
2 |
1657 |
Late-night snack, sir? You should never reanimate on an empty stomach. |
1.2329 |
0.05694 |
73 |
58 |
13 |
2 |
1658 |
A Mr. Walter White to see you sir. |
1.2329 |
0.04981 |
73 |
56 |
17 |
0 |
1659 |
This cannot be what your psychologist meant by 'try to make a friend.' Only one for dinner again, I take it? |
1.2329 |
0.06019 |
73 |
59 |
11 |
3 |
1660 |
Will there be anyone else tonight, sir? |
1.2329 |
0.06019 |
73 |
59 |
11 |
3 |
1661 |
Will you be dining alone again this evening, Doctor, or do you think you might get lucky with the gentleman on the table in the next hour or so? |
1.2329 |
0.05349 |
73 |
57 |
15 |
1 |
1662 |
Begging your pardon, Sir...Igor wants to know if you'll be needing the hearse tonight. He wants to pick up a few things at the village cemetery. |
1.2329 |
0.05349 |
73 |
57 |
15 |
1 |
1663 |
Very good sir. Shall I tell the mob to come back during a lightening storm? |
1.2329 |
0.04981 |
73 |
56 |
17 |
0 |
1664 |
How would you like your brain, sir? |
1.2329 |
0.06019 |
73 |
59 |
11 |
3 |
1665 |
An organ, sir; capital idea. Would it be musical, or bodily? |
1.2329 |
0.05694 |
73 |
58 |
13 |
2 |
1666 |
Miss Shelley to see you, sir. She needs help with her writer's block. |
1.2329 |
0.04981 |
73 |
56 |
17 |
0 |
1667 |
Sir, would you like me to set out more place settings for dinner? There's a mob at the door. |
1.2329 |
0.05694 |
73 |
58 |
13 |
2 |
1668 |
It's not really for me to say why your Monster has more followers, Doctor. |
1.2329 |
0.05694 |
73 |
58 |
13 |
2 |
1669 |
You know, Carson, you're no Igor. |
1.2329 |
0.06019 |
73 |
59 |
11 |
3 |
1670 |
Don't be ridiculous, why would anyone confuse my name with the monster's? |
1.2329 |
0.05694 |
73 |
58 |
13 |
2 |
1671 |
Sir, please do better this time. The last one was a terrible cook! |
1.2329 |
0.06327 |
73 |
60 |
9 |
4 |
1672 |
Quite the storm front forecast this evening, sir. Shall I set the table for two then? |
1.2329 |
0.06019 |
73 |
59 |
11 |
3 |
1673 |
Shall I get the AED? |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1674 |
A "Speaker Paul Ryan" inquires whether "It" is available. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1675 |
Doctor, you say my replacement will work for free, but will he remember your wife's birthday? |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1676 |
Is he going to replace me? |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1677 |
It's the Democratic Party on the phone, sir. They wonder if you can concoct an antidote to Mr. Trump. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1678 |
As to why there's an angry mob at the door, I haven't a hunch. |
1.2319 |
0.06892 |
69 |
58 |
6 |
5 |
1679 |
Will the gentleman be done in time for dinner, Sir? |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1680 |
It's between him and Chris Christie for Vice President. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1681 |
I'm sure Cook could handle one more for dinner, Sir. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1682 |
Sorry for the delay, Master. Just waiting to verify his deductible. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1683 |
Will there be two for dinner this time sir? |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1684 |
So sorry sir, but there is currently a shortage of brains. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1685 |
I was trying to get him ready for the Republican primaries but I couldn't teach him to say "Bengazi" |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1686 |
Will your guest be staying for supper sir? |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1687 |
Sir, I'm afraid your dungeon doesn't meet the standards of an ambulatory surgical center. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1688 |
Is this a good time to discuss the salad forks, sir? |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1689 |
Sir, the neighbors are complaining that their microwave clocks keep flickering. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1690 |
Madame would like to know if it is just the two of you this evening, or if you have invited something to dinner. |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1691 |
Some people with balloons at the door, sir. They say they're with Publisher's Clearinghouse. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1692 |
It seems there's been a mix-up. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1693 |
Will it be two for dinner then, sir? |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1694 |
Shall I set the dinner table for two sir? |
1.2319 |
0.06892 |
69 |
58 |
6 |
5 |
1695 |
Will the monster be alive for dinner sir? |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
1696 |
Your monster is served. |
1.2308 |
0.06493 |
65 |
53 |
9 |
3 |
1697 |
I see you have an electrifying evening planned, Sir. |
1.2308 |
0.06112 |
65 |
52 |
11 |
2 |
1698 |
The Chianti and fava beans are ready now, Sir. |
1.2308 |
0.06493 |
65 |
53 |
9 |
3 |
1699 |
When I said 'give me a hand,' I meant give me a hand. |
1.2308 |
0.06493 |
65 |
53 |
9 |
3 |
1700 |
Sorry to bother you, sir, but there's a gentleman at the door from the electric company. |
1.2308 |
0.06112 |
65 |
52 |
11 |
2 |
1701 |
Shall I have the villagers leave their pitchforks in the parlor? |
1.2308 |
0.05705 |
65 |
51 |
13 |
1 |
1702 |
Herr Doktor, his wife is on the phone, said she wants to hear him moan. |
1.2297 |
0.05945 |
74 |
60 |
11 |
3 |
1703 |
The bad news first? Your medical grant was rejected. The good news? Storm clouds approacheth. |
1.2297 |
0.05625 |
74 |
59 |
13 |
2 |
1704 |
It's alive! And soon to be President! |
1.2297 |
0.05625 |
74 |
59 |
13 |
2 |
1705 |
Will the Creature be joining the Master for dinner? |
1.2297 |
0.06249 |
74 |
61 |
9 |
4 |
1706 |
there's an angry mob at the door wishing to have a word with you sir |
1.2297 |
0.06816 |
74 |
63 |
5 |
6 |
1707 |
Shall I tell cook one more for dinner? |
1.2297 |
0.05286 |
74 |
58 |
15 |
1 |
1708 |
Are you looking to replace me, doctor? |
1.2297 |
0.06249 |
74 |
61 |
9 |
4 |
1709 |
Dr. Frankenstein, CNN is here. Is Mr. Trump ready for the interview? |
1.2297 |
0.05945 |
74 |
60 |
11 |
3 |
1710 |
This was not in the job description.... |
1.2297 |
0.05286 |
74 |
58 |
15 |
1 |
1711 |
Will master be eating alone tonight? |
1.2297 |
0.05286 |
74 |
58 |
15 |
1 |
1712 |
Will you still be needing me, sir? |
1.2297 |
0.05625 |
74 |
59 |
13 |
2 |
1713 |
...and Sir, for your dinner, the chef has prepared leftovers. |
1.2297 |
0.05286 |
74 |
58 |
15 |
1 |
1714 |
I'm bad with names. Which of you, again, is Frankenstein? |
1.2297 |
0.06249 |
74 |
61 |
9 |
4 |
1715 |
I thought I heard a loud moan, sir. Shall I set an extra place for dinner? |
1.2297 |
0.05625 |
74 |
59 |
13 |
2 |
1716 |
"Igor won't be in today.. his hump hurts". |
1.2297 |
0.06249 |
74 |
61 |
9 |
4 |
1717 |
I'm sorry Mr. Swift, but you appear to be in the wrong novel. |
1.2297 |
0.05286 |
74 |
58 |
15 |
1 |
1718 |
Sir, the rampageous mob desires an appointment at your earliest convenience. |
1.2297 |
0.05286 |
74 |
58 |
15 |
1 |
1719 |
Is this my layoff notice, sir? |
1.2297 |
0.04923 |
74 |
57 |
17 |
0 |
1720 |
Sir, the mob is here to see you. |
1.2295 |
0.05911 |
61 |
48 |
12 |
1 |
1721 |
Is this a good time? |
1.2292 |
0.06815 |
48 |
38 |
9 |
1 |
1722 |
Shall I tell Mr. Ryan that Mr. Trump is napping? |
1.2286 |
0.06163 |
70 |
57 |
10 |
3 |
1723 |
Sir, there's a Mr. Alex Rodriguez on the phone. |
1.2286 |
0.06163 |
70 |
57 |
10 |
3 |
1724 |
Should I set another place at the dinner table this evening, sir? |
1.2286 |
0.06490 |
70 |
58 |
8 |
4 |
1725 |
Let's call him 'The Donald'. |
1.2286 |
0.06163 |
70 |
57 |
10 |
3 |
1726 |
You know I can hear you two, right? |
1.2286 |
0.06801 |
70 |
59 |
6 |
5 |
1727 |
Might the gentleman's guest be requiring a pick-me-up, sir? |
1.2286 |
0.05449 |
70 |
55 |
14 |
1 |
1728 |
The farmers almanac says there should be a lightning storm Friday, sir. |
1.2286 |
0.06490 |
70 |
58 |
8 |
4 |
1729 |
Will Mr. Trump be staying for dinner sir? |
1.2286 |
0.05817 |
70 |
56 |
12 |
2 |
1730 |
Perhaps if you added some sophistication to that test tube, he might wipe his feet before re-entering the premises. |
1.2286 |
0.06163 |
70 |
57 |
10 |
3 |
1731 |
Are we having a guest for dinner tonight, Sir? |
1.2286 |
0.06801 |
70 |
59 |
6 |
5 |
1732 |
Sir, regrettably I will be leaving your service for a post at Mr. Trump's Mar-a-Lago. |
1.2286 |
0.06490 |
70 |
58 |
8 |
4 |
1733 |
Does sir mean to replace me? |
1.2286 |
0.05449 |
70 |
55 |
14 |
1 |
1734 |
Just checking, Dr. F. will our guest have his usual 10,000 volts for dinner? |
1.2286 |
0.05817 |
70 |
56 |
12 |
2 |
1735 |
It's the mechanic on the phone, Sir. He says there's a bolt missing from the Rolls Royce. |
1.2286 |
0.05449 |
70 |
55 |
14 |
1 |
1736 |
Do you seek to replace me, sir? |
1.2286 |
0.06163 |
70 |
57 |
10 |
3 |
1737 |
Will His Monster be joining us for dinner Sir? |
1.2286 |
0.06490 |
70 |
58 |
8 |
4 |
1738 |
Igor is out sick today. I'm the temp, Alfred. |
1.2286 |
0.05449 |
70 |
55 |
14 |
1 |
1739 |
You can stop your experimenting, Herr Doctor. Republican electors beat you. |
1.2286 |
0.06490 |
70 |
58 |
8 |
4 |
1740 |
Brains, I'm afraid, are in rather short supply. Would milord like some tripe instead? |
1.2286 |
0.06163 |
70 |
57 |
10 |
3 |
1741 |
I got my hump fixed while I was on vacation. |
1.2286 |
0.06163 |
70 |
57 |
10 |
3 |
1742 |
I must remind you, sir, that the electric bill is past due! |
1.2286 |
0.05817 |
70 |
56 |
12 |
2 |
1743 |
Sir, the party wants to know if he'll be ready by the next primary. |
1.2286 |
0.06490 |
70 |
58 |
8 |
4 |
1744 |
Finger food is ready, sir. |
1.2286 |
0.05817 |
70 |
56 |
12 |
2 |
1745 |
Will Frank be joining us for dinner, Sir? |
1.2286 |
0.06801 |
70 |
59 |
6 |
5 |
1746 |
Will he be alive in time for dinner, sir? In case I need to alter the seating arrangements. |
1.2286 |
0.06163 |
70 |
57 |
10 |
3 |
1747 |
Our Kickstarter did not reach the minimum, we're shutting down the experiment. |
1.2286 |
0.06490 |
70 |
58 |
8 |
4 |
1748 |
They're here to read the meters once again. |
1.2286 |
0.05449 |
70 |
55 |
14 |
1 |
1749 |
At what hour will he wish his tea, sir? |
1.2286 |
0.05817 |
70 |
56 |
12 |
2 |
1750 |
It's complicated, but Igor's with batman now. |
1.2286 |
0.06163 |
70 |
57 |
10 |
3 |
1751 |
Terribly sorry to disturb you, sir, but the murderous rabble is quite insistent. |
1.2278 |
0.05079 |
79 |
62 |
16 |
1 |
1752 |
Will the other gentleman be joining us for dinner, sir? |
1.2273 |
0.05629 |
66 |
52 |
13 |
1 |
1753 |
Yes, sir. Pitch forks and torches. Shall I show them into the parlor? |
1.2273 |
0.05629 |
66 |
52 |
13 |
1 |
1754 |
Well tell the angry mob I'm kinda in the middle of something. |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1755 |
I think we all know who the real monster is here. |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1756 |
The power company is calling about the electric bill. |
1.2273 |
0.07094 |
66 |
56 |
5 |
5 |
1757 |
Shall I let Cook know that he has a stomach? |
1.2273 |
0.06758 |
66 |
55 |
7 |
4 |
1758 |
Mr. Hitchcock, your cameos are becoming less subtle... |
1.2273 |
0.06028 |
66 |
53 |
11 |
2 |
1759 |
A Mr. Priebus to see you, sir. He insists it is quite urgent. |
1.2273 |
0.07094 |
66 |
56 |
5 |
5 |
1760 |
Sir, there's a Dr. Jekyll here to see you. |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1761 |
Shall I wait on dinner Sir until Mr. Trumpenstein awakens? |
1.2273 |
0.06758 |
66 |
55 |
7 |
4 |
1762 |
I am sorry, Master Bobby, but the Uber driver refused to pick up a brain. |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1763 |
He wants to vote so he'll only need a partial brain for the upcoming elections. |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1764 |
Mrs. Frankenstein wishes to know whether we should set an extra place for tea. |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1765 |
Tea service for one or two this afternoon, Sir? |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1766 |
Will you be dining alone again this evening - or should I add another place setting ? |
1.2273 |
0.06758 |
66 |
55 |
7 |
4 |
1767 |
The ethics committee regrets to inform you that your experiment is cancelled because you didn't verify the authenticity of the subject's birth certificate. |
1.2267 |
0.05224 |
75 |
59 |
15 |
1 |
1768 |
Sir, nothing phases me. I used to be Donald Trump's butler. |
1.2267 |
0.06458 |
75 |
63 |
7 |
5 |
1769 |
The safety inspector is here. |
1.2267 |
0.05224 |
75 |
59 |
15 |
1 |
1770 |
Sir, the lightning rod salesman has arrived. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
1771 |
it's the electric company regarding the cost saver plan |
1.2258 |
0.05353 |
62 |
48 |
14 |
0 |
1772 |
Dinner is at eight, with lightning expected at midnight sir. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
1773 |
May I enquire, sir, why one requires quite so many footmen? |
1.2254 |
0.06084 |
71 |
58 |
10 |
3 |
1774 |
Ovaltine? |
1.2254 |
0.06406 |
71 |
59 |
8 |
4 |
1775 |
Mr Trump confirms his order for a made-up on the spot running mate and asks that it' be ready for the convention |
1.2254 |
0.05382 |
71 |
56 |
14 |
1 |
1776 |
He says the shocks are all good but your psychotherapy is unbearable. |
1.2254 |
0.05743 |
71 |
57 |
12 |
2 |
1777 |
I just need him for some heavy lifting. Why can't you make anyone who can wash windows? |
1.2254 |
0.05743 |
71 |
57 |
12 |
2 |
1778 |
Seems the maid thought the brain was a rotten cabbage and tossed it |
1.2254 |
0.06084 |
71 |
58 |
10 |
3 |
1779 |
So sorry sir. Cook is plumb out of brains. |
1.2254 |
0.05743 |
71 |
57 |
12 |
2 |
1780 |
The gentleman from the RNC is here sir, to vet the creature. |
1.2254 |
0.06406 |
71 |
59 |
8 |
4 |
1781 |
Doctor, I have been notified by the Transylvania Power Company that you have not paid your bill. |
1.2254 |
0.05743 |
71 |
57 |
12 |
2 |
1782 |
If there's nothing else this evening I'll retire now, get my torch and join the angry mob. |
1.2254 |
0.05382 |
71 |
56 |
14 |
1 |
1783 |
It's the cocktail hour, sir. May I have the beaker back? |
1.2254 |
0.05743 |
71 |
57 |
12 |
2 |
1784 |
Will your guest be staying for supper? |
1.2254 |
0.06406 |
71 |
59 |
8 |
4 |
1785 |
"Tea for two, sir?' |
1.2254 |
0.06084 |
71 |
58 |
10 |
3 |
1786 |
Doctor, the Republicans are on the line. They now need a vice presidential candidate. |
1.2254 |
0.06084 |
71 |
58 |
10 |
3 |
1787 |
Sir, the microwave is broken. |
1.2254 |
0.06406 |
71 |
59 |
8 |
4 |
1788 |
Brains again tonight, sir? |
1.2254 |
0.06713 |
71 |
60 |
6 |
5 |
1789 |
Shall I add another for dinner, Sir? |
1.2254 |
0.06084 |
71 |
58 |
10 |
3 |
1790 |
Will that be one for dinner, or two? |
1.2254 |
0.05743 |
71 |
57 |
12 |
2 |
1791 |
Can I get you anything, sir? Life, perhaps? |
1.2254 |
0.05743 |
71 |
57 |
12 |
2 |
1792 |
How many for afternoon tea? |
1.2254 |
0.05743 |
71 |
57 |
12 |
2 |
1793 |
Sir. There is a Tinder response from a Ms. Frankenstein. |
1.2254 |
0.04994 |
71 |
55 |
16 |
0 |
1794 |
Sorry sir, but there is no lightning in the forecast for this evening. |
1.2254 |
0.05382 |
71 |
56 |
14 |
1 |
1795 |
Frau Frankenstein is asking if there will be three for dinner. |
1.2254 |
0.06084 |
71 |
58 |
10 |
3 |
1796 |
This is what you meant when you said that my heart belongs to someone else. |
1.2254 |
0.06084 |
71 |
58 |
10 |
3 |
1797 |
Will he be joining us for tea, sir? |
1.2245 |
0.05335 |
98 |
81 |
12 |
5 |
1798 |
Sir, if I've heard you correctly, I'll need a raise. |
1.2245 |
0.07860 |
49 |
41 |
5 |
3 |
1799 |
Are we expecting a brain delivery, sir? |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1800 |
Sir, perhaps tonights guest will be a lively one? |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1801 |
I may be drunk sir, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be dead. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1802 |
Shall I be setting the table for one again tonight, Sir? |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1803 |
Sir, the guests wish to visit the "wine cellar." |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1804 |
Will I be serving two masters tonight? |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1805 |
I sauteed the brain you had in the jar in a delightful lemon-butter sauce. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1806 |
Will your dinner guest be vegan or paleo? |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1807 |
Should I go to Costco for more fuses, sir? |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1808 |
Mr. Mankoff here to see you, sir, |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1809 |
Will he be staying for dinner, Sir? |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1810 |
Why not create internet persona like the rest of us instead? |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1811 |
Should I set the table for 2 now? |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1812 |
There's a delivery from the butcher and I'm unsure of the context. |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1813 |
Sir, Igor says he will not return to work without an appropriate trigger warning. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1814 |
Would your new "friend" like an espresso as well? |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1815 |
Will there be a guest for dinner, sir? |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1816 |
Sir, may I respectfully request a thirty minute notice before you release him so I can exit the premises |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1817 |
Yes, Doctor, I told them you were otherwise engaged, but the gentlemen with the torches and pitchforks were quite insistent on having a word with you. |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1818 |
Pardon me Doctor, the villagers are storming the gate. May I have me severance package now. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1819 |
Now they're saying the "before November 8 deadline" isn't soon enough. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1820 |
Sir, when will the second footman be ready? We're feeling quite understaffed. |
1.2239 |
0.06996 |
67 |
57 |
5 |
5 |
1821 |
Dinner service for one ... or two? |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1822 |
Excuse me Dr., both the DNC and RNC called. They're wondering if Mr. Frankenstein is available to run as a third party candidate. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1823 |
Sir, have I not been what you wanted in a butler? |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1824 |
Sir, your order from bodyparts.com just arrived. In the frig? |
1.2237 |
0.05803 |
76 |
62 |
11 |
3 |
1825 |
Excuse me sir, I was recently fired from Downton Abbey and I’m looking for drama. |
1.2237 |
0.05803 |
76 |
62 |
11 |
3 |
1826 |
Begging Master's pardon, I think the name 'Lurch' has a certain symmetry.... |
1.2222 |
0.05672 |
72 |
58 |
12 |
2 |
1827 |
Master Victor, your AP biology teacher would like a word with you. |
1.2222 |
0.05672 |
72 |
58 |
12 |
2 |
1828 |
Your 3 o'clock is here, sir. |
1.2222 |
0.06007 |
72 |
59 |
10 |
3 |
1829 |
He'll be a fine running mate, master |
1.2222 |
0.05672 |
72 |
58 |
12 |
2 |
1830 |
Don't laugh. It beats online dating. |
1.2222 |
0.06007 |
72 |
59 |
10 |
3 |
1831 |
Will there be another for dinner? |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
1832 |
I've seen it in black & white, color, 3-D, and Mel Brooks. What could you have to offer? |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
1833 |
Don't even think about pinning this one on me. |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
1834 |
How many for supper, sir? |
1.2222 |
0.05316 |
72 |
57 |
14 |
1 |
1835 |
Shall I set the table for one or two, sir? |
1.2222 |
0.06007 |
72 |
59 |
10 |
3 |
1836 |
I don't know about you Sir but I'm thinking reality show. |
1.2222 |
0.05744 |
63 |
50 |
12 |
1 |
1837 |
Curse me with a hump for complaining, sir, but must you do your brainwashing in the kitchen sink? |
1.2222 |
0.05672 |
72 |
58 |
12 |
2 |
1838 |
Will there be one or two of you dining in tonight, sir? |
1.2222 |
0.06007 |
72 |
59 |
10 |
3 |
1839 |
Will we be having a guest for dinner, sir? |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
1840 |
"Igor called in sick. Anything I can assist you with, sir? |
1.2222 |
0.05280 |
63 |
49 |
14 |
0 |
1841 |
With regrets, my dear Speaker Ryan . . . the Cruz candidacy cannot be revived. |
1.2222 |
0.05672 |
72 |
58 |
12 |
2 |
1842 |
The angry villagers have arrived. |
1.2222 |
0.06007 |
72 |
59 |
10 |
3 |
1843 |
Yes sir, brain for dinner again. |
1.2222 |
0.05672 |
72 |
58 |
12 |
2 |
1844 |
Doctor, we've saved the extra liver for dinner. |
1.2222 |
0.05744 |
63 |
50 |
12 |
1 |
1845 |
I beg your pardon sir. May I suggest that you try googling instead? |
1.2222 |
0.06626 |
72 |
61 |
6 |
5 |
1846 |
Sir, the misses would like to vacuum without blowing a fuse. |
1.2222 |
0.05316 |
72 |
57 |
14 |
1 |
1847 |
Actually, you're Frankenstein. He's Frankenstein's monster. |
1.2222 |
0.06007 |
72 |
59 |
10 |
3 |
1848 |
Sir, the brains have arrived. |
1.2222 |
0.04934 |
72 |
56 |
16 |
0 |
1849 |
Pardon me Sir, but you wanted me to remind you to make his hands huge. |
1.2222 |
0.06007 |
72 |
59 |
10 |
3 |
1850 |
The mob is here to see you. |
1.2222 |
0.05316 |
72 |
57 |
14 |
1 |
1851 |
Stake tonight, sir? |
1.2211 |
0.05223 |
95 |
78 |
13 |
4 |
1852 |
Sir, There is someone from the utility company at the front door, regarding an unpaid electric bill. |
1.2208 |
0.06026 |
77 |
64 |
9 |
4 |
1853 |
Shall I set another place at the dinner table, or will he be joining the wait staff? |
1.2206 |
0.05066 |
68 |
53 |
15 |
0 |
1854 |
Just ring when he's alive, sir. |
1.2206 |
0.05066 |
68 |
53 |
15 |
0 |
1855 |
Mrs. Frankenstein wants to know when you're planning to reanimate her. |
1.2206 |
0.06574 |
68 |
57 |
7 |
4 |
1856 |
I heard you are the man to come to if I need to get a life of my own |
1.2206 |
0.05869 |
68 |
55 |
11 |
2 |
1857 |
Will he be joining us for dinner tonight, sir? |
1.2206 |
0.05869 |
68 |
55 |
11 |
2 |
1858 |
Instead of having him for dinner, we're having him for dinner. |
1.2206 |
0.06231 |
68 |
56 |
9 |
3 |
1859 |
Will there be one or two for dinner? |
1.2206 |
0.05482 |
68 |
54 |
13 |
1 |
1860 |
Sir, a gentleman from the electric company asks if we would like an energy audit. |
1.2206 |
0.05869 |
68 |
55 |
11 |
2 |
1861 |
Shall I Set the pitchforks with the entree, sir? |
1.2206 |
0.05482 |
68 |
54 |
13 |
1 |
1862 |
Pardon me sir, there's a Mr. Brooks on the phone. |
1.2206 |
0.05869 |
68 |
55 |
11 |
2 |
1863 |
Mistress says 'Wash the dead stuff off your hands and come down for dinner". |
1.2206 |
0.05482 |
68 |
54 |
13 |
1 |
1864 |
May I remind you Sir, we have not paid our electric bill. |
1.2206 |
0.05482 |
68 |
54 |
13 |
1 |
1865 |
Will your friend be joining us? |
1.2206 |
0.05869 |
68 |
55 |
11 |
2 |
1866 |
Sir, a Mrs. Stein is here to pick up her son, Frank. |
1.2206 |
0.06900 |
68 |
58 |
5 |
5 |
1867 |
Sorry about the microwave again, Sir. My bad. |
1.2206 |
0.05869 |
68 |
55 |
11 |
2 |
1868 |
One, or two, for dinner tonight, sir? |
1.2206 |
0.06900 |
68 |
58 |
5 |
5 |
1869 |
Hmm, the guests have arrived-they're carrying pitchforks Sir! |
1.2206 |
0.05869 |
68 |
55 |
11 |
2 |
1870 |
If you succeed sir this will be the mother of all transgenders. |
1.2206 |
0.05482 |
68 |
54 |
13 |
1 |
1871 |
Pardon the interruption, Doctor, but there is rather an angry mob to see you, and they seem most insistent. |
1.2206 |
0.06574 |
68 |
57 |
7 |
4 |
1872 |
'Will there be an extra setting for dinner?" |
1.2206 |
0.05869 |
68 |
55 |
11 |
2 |
1873 |
I assure you it's just a cold sir, why do you keep inquiring? |
1.2206 |
0.06231 |
68 |
56 |
9 |
3 |
1874 |
Dr. Frankenstein, will your guest be staying for dinner? |
1.2206 |
0.06574 |
68 |
57 |
7 |
4 |
1875 |
I've decided to take the extra week vacation and skip the death benefit. |
1.2203 |
0.05955 |
59 |
47 |
11 |
1 |
1876 |
There are a thousand villagers with pitchforks and torches at the door. Are you at home Sir? |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
1877 |
You've blown the fuses again, Master. |
1.2195 |
0.04916 |
82 |
65 |
16 |
1 |
1878 |
Very well, sir, and will the monster be joining you for dinner this evening? |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
1879 |
sir, a torch wielding mob is approaching the castle, shall i prepare hors d'oeuvres or release the hounds |
1.2192 |
0.05251 |
73 |
58 |
14 |
1 |
1880 |
"It's the Mrs's..... Have you seen her Left Kidney"? |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
1881 |
Mr. Priebus to see you, Doctor. |
1.2192 |
0.06244 |
73 |
61 |
8 |
4 |
1882 |
Sir, I know that you are politically astute, but no one, I mean no one, would vote for a monster like this. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
1883 |
Will the Monster be joining us for dinner? |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1884 |
The Vice Presidential selection committee is upstairs. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1885 |
When you've got him up and about, train him to do your job. |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1886 |
Should I invite the frenzied mob in for tea, m 'lord? |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1887 |
Some gentlemen with pitchforks and torches are here to see you, milord. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1888 |
The stager is here, sir. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1889 |
Yessir, a Coach Saban is calling |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1890 |
I"m sorry, it appears your request for pre-approval on this procedure has been DENIED. |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1891 |
The local villagers with a torchlight parade, Sir. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1892 |
Shall we do the time warp again? |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1893 |
The Steins are here to see their son. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1894 |
Doctor F, the angry mob is here to see you. |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1895 |
May I fetch more brains, sir? |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1896 |
Mr. Ryan would like to know if Mr. Regan will be ready for the convention. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1897 |
Franks are being served. |
1.2179 |
0.05046 |
78 |
62 |
15 |
1 |
1898 |
No, sir, I'm a hunch-front |
1.2174 |
0.05792 |
69 |
56 |
11 |
2 |
1899 |
Will Sir be wanting the 1 3/4 inch wrench again as usual tonight? |
1.2174 |
0.05002 |
69 |
54 |
15 |
0 |
1900 |
Sir, the villagers are at he door. Shall I have them wait in the library ? |
1.2174 |
0.06149 |
69 |
57 |
9 |
3 |
1901 |
It's the Smiths, sir, they are looking for a fourth for bridge. Shall I tell them he's indisposed? |
1.2174 |
0.05792 |
69 |
56 |
11 |
2 |
1902 |
Your amazon package arrived. |
1.2174 |
0.05411 |
69 |
55 |
13 |
1 |
1903 |
Frankly, sir, in my opinion, I reckon he will be in need of a bride. |
1.2174 |
0.05792 |
69 |
56 |
11 |
2 |
1904 |
Shall I prepare dinner for two? |
1.2174 |
0.05792 |
69 |
56 |
11 |
2 |
1905 |
The GOOD brain has arrived, sir. |
1.2174 |
0.05411 |
69 |
55 |
13 |
1 |
1906 |
Master, may I borrow Frank to settle a Dowton Abbey tiff? |
1.2174 |
0.06149 |
69 |
57 |
9 |
3 |
1907 |
Excuse me, Doctor, the left kidney has arrived. |
1.2174 |
0.06486 |
69 |
58 |
7 |
4 |
1908 |
Monster is served. |
1.2174 |
0.06149 |
69 |
57 |
9 |
3 |
1909 |
The local townsfolk request your presence at your lynching, Sir |
1.2174 |
0.05792 |
69 |
56 |
11 |
2 |
1910 |
Sir, the Jehovah's Witnesses are at the door again. Shall I inform them that you are making alternate arrangements? |
1.2174 |
0.05002 |
69 |
54 |
15 |
0 |
1911 |
The Times wishes to know if your monster is a polarizer or a popularizer. |
1.2174 |
0.06486 |
69 |
58 |
7 |
4 |
1912 |
Sir, the internet is down again. |
1.2174 |
0.05792 |
69 |
56 |
11 |
2 |
1913 |
He'll like the way he looks. I guarantee it. |
1.2174 |
0.05792 |
69 |
56 |
11 |
2 |
1914 |
Sir, the household lights continue to flicker and your wife once again has inquired as to your doings in the basement. |
1.2174 |
0.06149 |
69 |
57 |
9 |
3 |
1915 |
Mr. Trump has arrived Sir - is the tanning potion ready? |
1.2174 |
0.06149 |
69 |
57 |
9 |
3 |
1916 |
Your mother said to stop playing Operation and come down this instance. |
1.2174 |
0.05411 |
69 |
55 |
13 |
1 |
1917 |
Perhaps m'lord would prefer a limp and a hunchback? |
1.2174 |
0.06149 |
69 |
57 |
9 |
3 |
1918 |
Shall I tell the life coach to take a hike? |
1.2174 |
0.05411 |
69 |
55 |
13 |
1 |
1919 |
Your mother wants you to put everything neatly away before coming up for dinner. |
1.2174 |
0.06807 |
69 |
59 |
5 |
5 |
1920 |
Yes, sir. I am Igor. By the way, the spine surgery went very well. |
1.2174 |
0.06149 |
69 |
57 |
9 |
3 |
1921 |
Mrs. Hughes would like to know if there'll be an extra plate for dinner. |
1.2174 |
0.05792 |
69 |
56 |
11 |
2 |
1922 |
A group with pitchforks and torches are here. Shall I let them in? |
1.2174 |
0.06149 |
69 |
57 |
9 |
3 |
1923 |
What do you mean "size doesn't matter? " |
1.2174 |
0.05411 |
69 |
55 |
13 |
1 |
1924 |
Sir, your pizza has arrived |
1.2174 |
0.06149 |
69 |
57 |
9 |
3 |
1925 |
Pardon me Doctor, it's Match.com. They've found a suitable match for "Mr. Tall, Dark, and Handsome." |
1.2169 |
0.05156 |
83 |
67 |
14 |
2 |
1926 |
Pardon me sir, It's Trump Steaks calling about the recent shipment. |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
1927 |
Would you like the brain with a side of bernaise? |
1.2167 |
0.07167 |
60 |
51 |
5 |
4 |
1928 |
Sir, there is a man outside who says he has the brain you ordered. |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
1929 |
I just know I'm going to be blamed. |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
1930 |
The lengths you will go to to avoid paying a minimum wage is frightening. |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
1931 |
There's a torch carrying mob at the door, sir. Shall I show them to the drawing room? |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
1932 |
Did you order 100 pound of hubris from Amazon? |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1933 |
The villagers want to know if you have selected the gender, Sir. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1934 |
will your guest be joining you for dinner? |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1935 |
Is your invention going to replace me? |
1.2154 |
0.06755 |
65 |
55 |
6 |
4 |
1936 |
Excuse me, Doctor. There's an angry mob here to see you. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1937 |
Someone from the electricity company wants to speak to you. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1938 |
I believe its already been done, Sir. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1939 |
Wolfman has arrived for his playdate, Sir. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1940 |
“Shall I have Igor scrapped for parts, sir? |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1941 |
Now that we are down to one candidate... |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1942 |
Let me be, Frank. You're no Einstein. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1943 |
I understand, sire, but if you don’t come to the door I’m afraid the villagers will take to social media. |
1.2154 |
0.06755 |
65 |
55 |
6 |
4 |
1944 |
Viktor, I've been sent down to tell you that your mother wasn't serious when she said she wanted a new husband |
1.2154 |
0.06755 |
65 |
55 |
6 |
4 |
1945 |
Does Mr. Stein have any food allergies we should be aware of? |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1946 |
I'm afraid you've missed most of the primaries Sir. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1947 |
I'm Winston. Igor left to run a re-animation startup. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1948 |
That was the library Sir. "Electricity for Dummkopfs" is overdue. |
1.2154 |
0.06755 |
65 |
55 |
6 |
4 |
1949 |
A delegation of villagers with pitchforks is at the door, sir. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1950 |
Shall I Tweet that you are nearly finished sir? |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1951 |
No, sir, I'm almost certain this caller was referring to you rather than your monster. |
1.2154 |
0.06755 |
65 |
55 |
6 |
4 |
1952 |
Sir, the RNC is here for their consultation. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1953 |
He won't make your scrambled eggs like the way I do... |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1954 |
Shall we expect one more for dinner? |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1955 |
Detectives from Missing Persons in the drawing room, sir. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1956 |
Doctor,the authorities are at the door and apparently we are not zoned for monsters. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1957 |
The Weather Channel is predicting lightning bolts at midnight tonight. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1958 |
He requested to be wakened for tea and crumpets. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1959 |
I'm sorry, sir...the one in the freezer is the leg of lamb? |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1960 |
Will he be joining you for tea this afternoon? |
1.2143 |
0.05342 |
70 |
56 |
13 |
1 |
1961 |
I'm sure this is a very interesting project, but you should know he is smelling up the house. |
1.2143 |
0.07078 |
56 |
47 |
6 |
3 |
1962 |
Has sir considered solar panels and the promise of a daytime schedule? |
1.2143 |
0.06068 |
70 |
58 |
9 |
3 |
1963 |
Wanna hear a knock-knock joke? |
1.2143 |
0.06068 |
70 |
58 |
9 |
3 |
1964 |
At your request, my organ donor has been signed. |
1.2143 |
0.05717 |
70 |
57 |
11 |
2 |
1965 |
Frau Bluher. In the study. In a mood. |
1.2143 |
0.06068 |
70 |
58 |
9 |
3 |
1966 |
Sir, an angry mob is here to see you. |
1.2143 |
0.05342 |
70 |
56 |
13 |
1 |
1967 |
Will it be tea for two, sir? |
1.2143 |
0.06091 |
56 |
45 |
10 |
1 |
1968 |
No rush sir, but he does have to be ready by July for Cleveland. |
1.2143 |
0.06068 |
70 |
58 |
9 |
3 |
1969 |
Sir, will he be ready in time to join us for dinner? |
1.2143 |
0.06400 |
70 |
59 |
7 |
4 |
1970 |
Frankly speaking sir for the staff,will he be work upstairs or downstairs? |
1.2143 |
0.05717 |
70 |
57 |
11 |
2 |
1971 |
No, Sir, I'm not alarmed at all. I'm actually quite relieved. The agency told me, that in addition to my other duties, you may need occasional help in the LAVATORY. |
1.2133 |
0.06379 |
75 |
64 |
6 |
5 |
1972 |
Will 'it' be dining with us this evening? |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
1973 |
Sir, the GOP wants it's nominee back. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
1974 |
Do you really think this will cure his migraines? |
1.2131 |
0.05287 |
61 |
48 |
13 |
0 |
1975 |
Pardon me sir, Mitt Romney and Bill Kristol are on the line. They say it's urgent. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
1976 |
They've called again, sir. Now they want to know if he'll be ready in time for the convention. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
1977 |
When you're finished, President Trump has a waterboarding he'd like done. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
1978 |
Master Dennis, your father has informed me that there will be no more chemistry sets. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
1979 |
Will the recumbent gentleman be joining us for dinner? |
1.2131 |
0.05287 |
61 |
48 |
13 |
0 |
1980 |
Your lordship, shall I set out his formal wear for the Cleveland convention? |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
1981 |
Cook wants to know if he's still on a gluten-free diet |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
1982 |
Sir, this need to impress your mother has gotten grossly out of hand. |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
1983 |
How many for dinner tonight sir? |
1.2121 |
0.06301 |
66 |
55 |
8 |
3 |
1984 |
Yes sir it is a brilliant idea, and will he be staying for tea? |
1.2121 |
0.05511 |
66 |
53 |
12 |
1 |
1985 |
Frankenbeans again,Sir. |
1.2121 |
0.05919 |
66 |
54 |
10 |
2 |
1986 |
Will it be two for dinner tonight or do you need a few more days? |
1.2121 |
0.05919 |
66 |
54 |
10 |
2 |
1987 |
Will your friend be staying for dinner, sir? |
1.2121 |
0.06660 |
66 |
56 |
6 |
4 |
1988 |
' Dinner will be late tonight sir,there's been some trouble with the electricity supply'. |
1.2121 |
0.06301 |
66 |
55 |
8 |
3 |
1989 |
Is there anything I can get you at the morgue tonight sir? |
1.2121 |
0.05511 |
66 |
53 |
12 |
1 |
1990 |
I don't think we can charge our guest tonight. |
1.2121 |
0.05919 |
66 |
54 |
10 |
2 |
1991 |
Call for you, sir...some guy from Hollywood... |
1.2121 |
0.05511 |
66 |
53 |
12 |
1 |
1992 |
Perhaps a cup of tea would bring him back to life. |
1.2121 |
0.05511 |
66 |
53 |
12 |
1 |
1993 |
Sir, I'm sorry but dinner will be delayed. The microwave is malfunctioning. |
1.2121 |
0.05511 |
66 |
53 |
12 |
1 |
1994 |
Flash mob at the door for you sir. |
1.2121 |
0.06301 |
66 |
55 |
8 |
3 |
1995 |
Hot dogs and beer again tonight, Sire -- Madam's frank-and-stein special. |
1.2121 |
0.06301 |
66 |
55 |
8 |
3 |
1996 |
I'll need Igor to help me with the recycling bin |
1.2121 |
0.05919 |
66 |
54 |
10 |
2 |
1997 |
I just wanted to say--because I don't say it often enough--"I love you, sir." |
1.2121 |
0.06301 |
66 |
55 |
8 |
3 |
1998 |
For dinner, I'm thinking something reheated? |
1.2121 |
0.05919 |
66 |
54 |
10 |
2 |
1999 |
A Mr. Charles Addams to see you, sir. |
1.2121 |
0.05919 |
66 |
54 |
10 |
2 |
2000 |
Mr. Igor says you require something of me, sir. |
1.2121 |
0.05919 |
66 |
54 |
10 |
2 |
2001 |
Will your friend be staying for dinner? |
1.2121 |
0.05511 |
66 |
53 |
12 |
1 |
2002 |
Very good sir. But will he be able to make a proper martini? |
1.2121 |
0.05511 |
66 |
53 |
12 |
1 |
2003 |
He prefers it shaken not stirred. |
1.2121 |
0.06660 |
66 |
56 |
6 |
4 |
2004 |
Does your dining companion have any food allergies, sir? |
1.2113 |
0.04879 |
71 |
56 |
15 |
0 |
2005 |
Sir, I just assumed that you would want to eat that liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. |
1.2113 |
0.06317 |
71 |
60 |
7 |
4 |
2006 |
Shall I set another place at dinner for your friend? |
1.2113 |
0.05644 |
71 |
58 |
11 |
2 |
2007 |
It's the government regulators again, sir. Apparently there has been a complaint about the lack of a Trans-Living restroom in the laboratory |
1.2113 |
0.05644 |
71 |
58 |
11 |
2 |
2008 |
The Republicans are prepared to re-animate President Lincoln, sir. |
1.2113 |
0.05990 |
71 |
59 |
9 |
3 |
2009 |
Do you want Girl Scout cookies this year, Sir? |
1.2113 |
0.05990 |
71 |
59 |
9 |
3 |
2010 |
Shall we attempt candlelight at dinner again, my lord? |
1.2105 |
0.05995 |
57 |
46 |
10 |
1 |
2011 |
Is another Michelin star really this important? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2012 |
I think this time we should call him Trump |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2013 |
Sir, the Lady requests that the next one be a little less 'Trumpish.' |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2014 |
Sir, may I suggest including some extra parts in case he veers to transgenderism? |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2015 |
There are two born again christians at the door offering eternal life... |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2016 |
Would you like onions with your liver, sir? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2017 |
Shall I dress him for his nomination victory speech? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2018 |
He says he's from the FDA. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2019 |
Quite the opposite, Doctor. Compared to my previous client, you are actually quite tame. He wore his underwear on the outside of his pants and thought he was a bat! |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2020 |
I just don't think the high-tech industry is right for me anymore, Sir. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2021 |
It's pronounced -eye gore |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2022 |
The recycle people want to speak to you, sir. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2023 |
Will he be dining with us this evening, Sir? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2024 |
Beg pardon, sir. The Villagers are here to see you. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2025 |
Delegation of villagers , I'm told. Is Sir receiving? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2026 |
Aside from a crippling fear of fire he'll be no worse than the other presidential candidates. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2027 |
I'm sorry, sir. Obamacare no longer covers your experiments. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2028 |
Master, what shall I say to the man from the power company. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2029 |
To be frank, sir, you might call it a night. Everyone receives a prize for participation. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2030 |
Sir, they're here from the power plant. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2031 |
Sir, Mr. Priebus is here to meet with the presumptive nominee. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2032 |
The new donors also request that you fix the severe comb over. |
1.2091 |
0.04849 |
110 |
92 |
13 |
5 |
2033 |
Any dietary restrictions for the monster? |
1.2090 |
0.05839 |
67 |
55 |
10 |
2 |
2034 |
Excuse me, sir. Storm brewing outside. Should I set an extra place at dinner? |
1.2090 |
0.05438 |
67 |
54 |
12 |
1 |
2035 |
Will you be having your friend for dinner, sir? |
1.2090 |
0.05839 |
67 |
55 |
10 |
2 |
2036 |
Beware of non-organic ingredients Sir. |
1.2090 |
0.05839 |
67 |
55 |
10 |
2 |
2037 |
Sir, we're out of candy for the trick-or-treaters. Any ideas? |
1.2090 |
0.06214 |
67 |
56 |
8 |
3 |
2038 |
Sir, do you expect me to train this replacement? |
1.2090 |
0.05438 |
67 |
54 |
12 |
1 |
2039 |
My name is Alfred. Igor will be working with Batman today as part of the National Servant Exchange Day festivities. |
1.2090 |
0.05839 |
67 |
55 |
10 |
2 |
2040 |
We seem to have blown another fuse sir. |
1.2090 |
0.05839 |
67 |
55 |
10 |
2 |
2041 |
Some villagers here to see you, sir. |
1.2090 |
0.05004 |
67 |
53 |
14 |
0 |
2042 |
Sir, the kitchen staff reports that we are running low on both Mentos and Diet Coke. |
1.2090 |
0.05839 |
67 |
55 |
10 |
2 |
2043 |
Sir, your mother thinks you should move this operation to the garage. |
1.2090 |
0.05438 |
67 |
54 |
12 |
1 |
2044 |
Sir, the angry mob is back. This time they want to know if you'd like to buy some Girl Scout Cookies. |
1.2090 |
0.06214 |
67 |
56 |
8 |
3 |
2045 |
"Sir, the reporters are anxious to meet the next president of the United States". |
1.2090 |
0.05438 |
67 |
54 |
12 |
1 |
2046 |
Sir, HBO is on the line. They want Ted Danson back. |
1.2090 |
0.05839 |
67 |
55 |
10 |
2 |
2047 |
Sir, the Bride you created was wondering how long before the Big Guy is done? |
1.2090 |
0.05438 |
67 |
54 |
12 |
1 |
2048 |
Your dinner is prepared, Victor. Should I set a place for your guest? |
1.2090 |
0.06214 |
67 |
56 |
8 |
3 |
2049 |
Someone from the EPA at the door to see you, sir. |
1.2090 |
0.05839 |
67 |
55 |
10 |
2 |
2050 |
You can stop trying to bring Matthew back now; Lady Mary has found a new love. |
1.2090 |
0.06568 |
67 |
57 |
6 |
4 |
2051 |
A Mister Angry Mob to see you sir. |
1.2090 |
0.06214 |
67 |
56 |
8 |
3 |
2052 |
Pardon me sir will you be having a guest for dinner? |
1.2090 |
0.06214 |
67 |
56 |
8 |
3 |
2053 |
I've upgraded him to fly drones and cook vegan. |
1.2090 |
0.05839 |
67 |
55 |
10 |
2 |
2054 |
Sir, will the creature be getting dressed for dinner? |
1.2090 |
0.05004 |
67 |
53 |
14 |
0 |
2055 |
Excuse me sir, the Dowager seems to be missing some body parts. |
1.2090 |
0.05839 |
67 |
55 |
10 |
2 |
2056 |
Will our guest be joining us for dinner tonight, Your Lordship? |
1.2090 |
0.05438 |
67 |
54 |
12 |
1 |
2057 |
A gentleman from Universal Pictures to see you, sir. |
1.2090 |
0.05839 |
67 |
55 |
10 |
2 |
2058 |
I'm the new body man,Sir. |
1.2090 |
0.05839 |
67 |
55 |
10 |
2 |
2059 |
Should I add a second place setting for dinner? |
1.2090 |
0.06568 |
67 |
57 |
6 |
4 |
2060 |
Shall I set the table for two this evening, Master? |
1.2090 |
0.05438 |
67 |
54 |
12 |
1 |
2061 |
Don't worry sir, you can tell them he is not a monster. He just represents the anger found in today's society. |
1.2090 |
0.05438 |
67 |
54 |
12 |
1 |
2062 |
Igor took a personal day, Herr Doktor. I'm from the agency. |
1.2090 |
0.05438 |
67 |
54 |
12 |
1 |
2063 |
Dr. Frankenstein. If you are seeking a bride for your creation, may I suggest my wife? I believe she would be the perfect match. |
1.2090 |
0.05004 |
67 |
53 |
14 |
0 |
2064 |
Decanting is all in the wrist, sir. |
1.2090 |
0.06214 |
67 |
56 |
8 |
3 |
2065 |
Mary and Percy Shelley have arrived for dinner |
1.2090 |
0.06214 |
67 |
56 |
8 |
3 |
2066 |
It's Trump again, sir. He and his new friends like all the prototypes so far. They want a price for 135 million assorted, to be delivered and registered to vote by Labor Day. Outsourcing's okay. |
1.2090 |
0.06568 |
67 |
57 |
6 |
4 |
2067 |
Pardon Sir, but, don't you think "Trumpenstein' would be more appropriate? Then you can really emphasize with "Egads, I've created a Monster!" |
1.2090 |
0.06214 |
67 |
56 |
8 |
3 |
2068 |
I prepared the brains you ordered for dinner, Sir. |
1.2090 |
0.06214 |
67 |
56 |
8 |
3 |
2069 |
Will he be dining with us this evening, m'lord? |
1.2090 |
0.06568 |
67 |
57 |
6 |
4 |
2070 |
A Miss Abby Normal is here looking for a missing item. |
1.2090 |
0.05839 |
67 |
55 |
10 |
2 |
2071 |
I think we've created a fine president. |
1.2090 |
0.06904 |
67 |
58 |
4 |
5 |
2072 |
Sir, Trump just called to ask if you could fix his hair. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2073 |
Sir, your father is at the door. Says he wants to finally see where his seed money ended up |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2074 |
Sir, the convention is awaiting the candidate. |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2075 |
It's the monster, sire. It wants to know which bathroom to use. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2076 |
Excuse me, sir, there is a Mr. Cheney on the phone for you. |
1.2083 |
0.04820 |
72 |
57 |
15 |
0 |
2077 |
I am Jeeves sir. Igor is under the weather today. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2078 |
Will your friend be coming to lunch, sir? |
1.2083 |
0.05210 |
72 |
58 |
13 |
1 |
2079 |
Are we expecting a dinner guest this evening? |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2080 |
I saw this once in a Abbott and Costello movie sir, may I have the evening off? |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2081 |
Very good me lord. Shall I be setting the dining room for one or two tonight? |
1.2069 |
0.05902 |
58 |
47 |
10 |
1 |
2082 |
Cook's night off, doctor. Shall it be leftovers for dinner? |
1.2069 |
0.05902 |
58 |
47 |
10 |
1 |
2083 |
I'm creating the perfect Republican candidate - Trump's face and Kasich's everything else |
1.2063 |
0.06054 |
63 |
52 |
9 |
2 |
2084 |
He should be ready to run for President in 2020. |
1.2063 |
0.06463 |
63 |
53 |
7 |
3 |
2085 |
Begging your pardon, sir. They need him upstairs for the monster mash. |
1.2063 |
0.05616 |
63 |
51 |
11 |
1 |
2086 |
'Shall I set the dinner table for two?" |
1.2063 |
0.06054 |
63 |
52 |
9 |
2 |
2087 |
Thank you for your service, Jeeves. I know that I have some big shoes to fill." |
1.2063 |
0.05139 |
63 |
50 |
13 |
0 |
2088 |
Sir - Will there be 2 for dinner tomorrow evening/ |
1.2063 |
0.05616 |
63 |
51 |
11 |
1 |
2089 |
The mob is awaiting you in the front parlor, sir. |
1.2063 |
0.06463 |
63 |
53 |
7 |
3 |
2090 |
Good news Doctor, the neighbors at Mar-A-Lago didn't even notice the power surge. |
1.2063 |
0.05139 |
63 |
50 |
13 |
0 |
2091 |
And will your guest be joining you for dinner, sir ? |
1.2063 |
0.05616 |
63 |
51 |
11 |
1 |
2092 |
Doctor, how many angry villagers are we expecting this evening? |
1.2063 |
0.06054 |
63 |
52 |
9 |
2 |
2093 |
Jeeves longed for the days when the table was still used for supper. |
1.2063 |
0.05616 |
63 |
51 |
11 |
1 |
2094 |
It's Igor's day off; my name is Jeeves, you can ask me anything. |
1.2063 |
0.06054 |
63 |
52 |
9 |
2 |
2095 |
Very good, sir. One extra-strong pick-me-up. |
1.2063 |
0.06054 |
63 |
52 |
9 |
2 |
2096 |
Igor called in sick, so the agency sent me over. |
1.2063 |
0.05616 |
63 |
51 |
11 |
1 |
2097 |
The Shellys have arrived for dinner Sir. |
1.2063 |
0.06463 |
63 |
53 |
7 |
3 |
2098 |
Will it be ready in time for dinner? |
1.2063 |
0.05616 |
63 |
51 |
11 |
1 |
2099 |
Will that be two for lunch, sir? |
1.2063 |
0.05616 |
63 |
51 |
11 |
1 |
2100 |
Will you be wanting spare ribs again for dinner, sir? |
1.2063 |
0.06054 |
63 |
52 |
9 |
2 |
2101 |
Excuse me sir, dinner for two this evening? |
1.2063 |
0.05616 |
63 |
51 |
11 |
1 |
2102 |
If he wakes up Republican, you're FIRED. |
1.2063 |
0.06054 |
63 |
52 |
9 |
2 |
2103 |
Madam is upset about your C- in chemistry |
1.2063 |
0.06054 |
63 |
52 |
9 |
2 |
2104 |
While I'm on vacation, my nephew Igor will be covering my duties. |
1.2063 |
0.05139 |
63 |
50 |
13 |
0 |
2105 |
Sir, the Chef seems to have misplaced the sweetbreads. Might I suggest pork chops for dinner instead. |
1.2063 |
0.06054 |
63 |
52 |
9 |
2 |
2106 |
Sir, it seems that the people from the morgue wish to speak with you again. |
1.2063 |
0.06054 |
63 |
52 |
9 |
2 |
2107 |
Sir, Mr. Trump said after we deal with Speaker Ryan, he wishes to consider 40 million Republicans to undergo the same conversion. |
1.2063 |
0.05616 |
63 |
51 |
11 |
1 |
2108 |
Sir, madam is asking whether you'll be bringing any guests up for dinner this evening. |
1.2063 |
0.05139 |
63 |
50 |
13 |
0 |
2109 |
Sir, we are all out of sugar...and eyeballs |
1.2059 |
0.06130 |
68 |
57 |
8 |
3 |
2110 |
Excuse me sir, There is a man at the door saying our excessive electricity usage is indicating that you are growing marijuana. |
1.2059 |
0.05760 |
68 |
56 |
10 |
2 |
2111 |
Mrs. Patmore would like to know if you'd prefer Daisy's brain or Barrow's brain, my lord. |
1.2059 |
0.05760 |
68 |
56 |
10 |
2 |
2112 |
Shall I prepare the guest bedroom? |
1.2059 |
0.06130 |
68 |
57 |
8 |
3 |
2113 |
Sir, I'm afraid all we have left are Boo Berries. |
1.2059 |
0.05366 |
68 |
55 |
12 |
1 |
2114 |
A gentleman from the Republican National Committee is on the telephone, Doctor. He's most anxious to speak with you about your progress with the GOP-Trump coalition. |
1.2059 |
0.05366 |
68 |
55 |
12 |
1 |
2115 |
Sir, your backers called to ask how progress is going with the 3rd party candidate. |
1.2059 |
0.06130 |
68 |
57 |
8 |
3 |
2116 |
No need to yell, sir. Just ring the bell when it's alive. |
1.2055 |
0.05839 |
73 |
61 |
9 |
3 |
2117 |
Shall I tell the mob that you're indisposed, sir? |
1.2055 |
0.05839 |
73 |
61 |
9 |
3 |
2118 |
Reheated leftovers again, sir? |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
2119 |
An angry mob is here to see you, Sir. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
2120 |
Any chance you could reanimate my personality after you finish with this guy? |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
2121 |
It is pronounced Jives. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
2122 |
Werewolf wants to know if he can come out and play. |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
2123 |
Sir, the Post Office called. They want to know if you'll still accept delivery of your brain even though it's 3-weeks late. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
2124 |
Sir do you really think you will be done in time for the 2020 presidential race? |
1.2031 |
0.05537 |
64 |
52 |
11 |
1 |
2125 |
Sorry, Baron, I know it's terrible timing, but FedEx says the new pancreas won't be delivered until tomorrow. |
1.2031 |
0.05968 |
64 |
53 |
9 |
2 |
2126 |
Sorry, sir, the hardware store is experiencing a dearth of lug nuts. |
1.2031 |
0.05968 |
64 |
53 |
9 |
2 |
2127 |
Sir, despite your valiant efforts, it still all tastes like chicken. |
1.2031 |
0.05968 |
64 |
53 |
9 |
2 |
2128 |
The chef says he doesn't have any brains. Only sweetbreads. |
1.2031 |
0.05537 |
64 |
52 |
11 |
1 |
2129 |
She says she's his mother. |
1.2031 |
0.05968 |
64 |
53 |
9 |
2 |
2130 |
Mr. Munster is here to see you. |
1.2031 |
0.05968 |
64 |
53 |
9 |
2 |
2131 |
Excuse me Doctor, but your neighbor is complaining about the brown-outs again. |
1.2031 |
0.05069 |
64 |
51 |
13 |
0 |
2132 |
Mr. Trump has arrived for his 9:30. |
1.2031 |
0.06370 |
64 |
54 |
7 |
3 |
2133 |
a lightning storm is scheduled so I assume you will be eating at your desk? |
1.2031 |
0.05537 |
64 |
52 |
11 |
1 |
2134 |
I trust, Sir, the new chemical will endow him with sufficient confidence, yet the tempered superciliousness you desire. |
1.2031 |
0.06370 |
64 |
54 |
7 |
3 |
2135 |
A Mr. Karloff to see you, Sir. |
1.2031 |
0.05537 |
64 |
52 |
11 |
1 |
2136 |
The Villagers have arrived for the dinner party. |
1.2031 |
0.05069 |
64 |
51 |
13 |
0 |
2137 |
Master Frankenstein, your parents asked me to remind you again to give your creature a proper name. |
1.2031 |
0.05537 |
64 |
52 |
11 |
1 |
2138 |
Dinner for two tonight, sir? |
1.2031 |
0.05537 |
64 |
52 |
11 |
1 |
2139 |
My frontal lobe? Of course, Sir. Right away, Sir. |
1.2031 |
0.06370 |
64 |
54 |
7 |
3 |
2140 |
Sir, my wife brews a spirit that will animate anything. |
1.2031 |
0.05537 |
64 |
52 |
11 |
1 |
2141 |
Will you be dining alone again, Sir? |
1.2031 |
0.05537 |
64 |
52 |
11 |
1 |
2142 |
Rest assured, sir, I've taken the liberty this evening of stocking up on extra fuses. |
1.2031 |
0.05069 |
64 |
51 |
13 |
0 |
2143 |
Good news. The mob has said that a metrosexual would be acceptable. |
1.2031 |
0.06370 |
64 |
54 |
7 |
3 |
2144 |
A man named Mel Brooks is calling you, sir. |
1.2031 |
0.05968 |
64 |
53 |
9 |
2 |
2145 |
It's the neighbors again, sir. They say you keeping stealing their compost bin. |
1.2031 |
0.05968 |
64 |
53 |
9 |
2 |
2146 |
Sautéed brains aubergine with roast capers, happens to be my specialty. |
1.2031 |
0.05968 |
64 |
53 |
9 |
2 |
2147 |
Your funders have arrived, Sir. |
1.2031 |
0.05537 |
64 |
52 |
11 |
1 |
2148 |
Sir! The angry mob has arrived. Your bride is serving them green tea and cucumber sandwiches. |
1.2031 |
0.05968 |
64 |
53 |
9 |
2 |
2149 |
Sir, shall I add another place setting? |
1.2031 |
0.06370 |
64 |
54 |
7 |
3 |
2150 |
Telegram from the NSF- your funding has been canceled. |
1.2031 |
0.05968 |
64 |
53 |
9 |
2 |
2151 |
Perhaps you should name him after that frankincense, Mr. Stein! |
1.2031 |
0.06370 |
64 |
54 |
7 |
3 |
2152 |
Sir, Mrs. Frankenstien asked me to inform you that if you like the monster so much why don't you just marry it. |
1.2031 |
0.06370 |
64 |
54 |
7 |
3 |
2153 |
Sir, the monsters' bride is at the door looking for her husband, what should i tell her? |
1.2031 |
0.06370 |
64 |
54 |
7 |
3 |
2154 |
The peasants are storming the castle. Should I set a few extra places for dinner? |
1.2031 |
0.05537 |
64 |
52 |
11 |
1 |
2155 |
Your wife says you left the seat up again. Sir. |
1.2031 |
0.06370 |
64 |
54 |
7 |
3 |
2156 |
With all due respect Doctor, I've held this pose for hours yet I fail to see the resemblance. |
1.2031 |
0.05968 |
64 |
53 |
9 |
2 |
2157 |
The investors are here, and they want to know when it will be able to play ice hockey. |
1.2031 |
0.05968 |
64 |
53 |
9 |
2 |
2158 |
There is a Mr. Brooks here to see you. |
1.2031 |
0.05968 |
64 |
53 |
9 |
2 |
2159 |
Now, the party needs a photogenic, American born, multiracial VP that can go either way. |
1.2031 |
0.05537 |
64 |
52 |
11 |
1 |
2160 |
How many persons or parts thereof are we expecting for dinner, sir? |
1.2031 |
0.05968 |
64 |
53 |
9 |
2 |
2161 |
Will it be two for dinner tonight, Doctor? |
1.2031 |
0.05968 |
64 |
53 |
9 |
2 |
2162 |
Mr. and Mrs. Stein are here with the adoption papers. |
1.2029 |
0.06047 |
69 |
58 |
8 |
3 |
2163 |
That make over really suits you, Igor |
1.2029 |
0.06047 |
69 |
58 |
8 |
3 |
2164 |
The Trump campaign just called. They want to know if his running mate will be ready before the convention. |
1.2029 |
0.06047 |
69 |
58 |
8 |
3 |
2165 |
Sir, there's someone on the phone claiming you can save up to 7% on your energy generation costs. |
1.2029 |
0.05296 |
69 |
56 |
12 |
1 |
2166 |
Unlike Igor, I'm pro-life. |
1.2029 |
0.05296 |
69 |
56 |
12 |
1 |
2167 |
A rather large group of people from the village is at the door, sir. They are, if you will forgive my saying so, rather rudely insistent on speaking with you. |
1.2000 |
0.06279 |
65 |
55 |
7 |
3 |
2168 |
Will the gentleman be staying for dinner? |
1.2000 |
0.05208 |
60 |
48 |
12 |
0 |
2169 |
Sir, an angry mob awaits your pleasure in the solarium. |
1.2000 |
0.05883 |
65 |
54 |
9 |
2 |
2170 |
Three hundred thirty third time's the charm, sir. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2171 |
You really ought to name him, sir. Otherwise, people will become confused. |
1.2000 |
0.05460 |
65 |
53 |
11 |
1 |
2172 |
May I suggest, you also do some cosmetic work on him? |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2173 |
I think he would prefer it shaken, not stirred, sir. |
1.2000 |
0.05460 |
65 |
53 |
11 |
1 |
2174 |
The tailor wishes to know whether the gentleman prefers pleats or flats in his burlap slacks. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2175 |
There is a miss Elsa Lancaster to see you Sir |
1.2000 |
0.05460 |
65 |
53 |
11 |
1 |
2176 |
The angry mob is at the door, Sir. Shall I let them in? |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
2177 |
The lady says if your monster doesn't awaken soon, she will have to take matters into her own hands. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
2178 |
It is alive, sir. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2179 |
Mr. Speaker, even this isn't going to stop Trump. |
1.2000 |
0.05883 |
65 |
54 |
9 |
2 |
2180 |
The Republican Party would like to place an order. |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
55 |
48 |
3 |
4 |
2181 |
Shall your Monster be having tea or coffee with his afternoon crumpet? |
1.2000 |
0.06279 |
65 |
55 |
7 |
3 |
2182 |
May I suggest your concoctions be shaken, not stirred? |
1.2000 |
0.05208 |
60 |
48 |
12 |
0 |
2183 |
Will your friend be joining us for the evening meal or are you making his dinner now? |
1.2000 |
0.05460 |
65 |
53 |
11 |
1 |
2184 |
Master, we appear to be out of spare fuses. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2185 |
Sir, there is only one GOP candidate left. |
1.2000 |
0.05967 |
70 |
59 |
8 |
3 |
2186 |
"Will it be two for dinner tonight, Sir? |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2187 |
A bowl of chicken soup perhaps? |
1.2000 |
0.05883 |
65 |
54 |
9 |
2 |
2188 |
Sir, there is a phone call from a Mrs. Karloff. |
1.2000 |
0.05610 |
70 |
58 |
10 |
2 |
2189 |
Solar energy may be worth trying! |
1.2000 |
0.05228 |
70 |
57 |
12 |
1 |
2190 |
Sir, does this mean there will be two for dinner or? |
1.2000 |
0.05967 |
70 |
59 |
8 |
3 |
2191 |
A band of exasperated Republicans is here to see you, sir. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2192 |
I suggest something other than flaming cherries jubilee for dessert, master. |
1.2000 |
0.05460 |
65 |
53 |
11 |
1 |
2193 |
Igor called in sick. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2194 |
The body-parts man is here, sir. Do you need anything today? |
1.2000 |
0.05883 |
65 |
54 |
9 |
2 |
2195 |
A Mr. Mel Brooks? On your unsecured line,sir. |
1.2000 |
0.05883 |
65 |
54 |
9 |
2 |
2196 |
Some disenchanted Republicans would like to talk to you about the new presidential candidate. |
1.2000 |
0.06279 |
65 |
55 |
7 |
3 |
2197 |
It appears to be some sort of village torchlight parade, sir. |
1.2000 |
0.05460 |
65 |
53 |
11 |
1 |
2198 |
RNC Headquarters: "We have no one else, we need to turn him into the 45th President of the United States of America." |
1.2000 |
0.06651 |
65 |
56 |
5 |
4 |
2199 |
Timmy's parents want him home for supper now. |
1.2000 |
0.05460 |
65 |
53 |
11 |
1 |
2200 |
Sir, you required my brains? |
1.2000 |
0.05460 |
65 |
53 |
11 |
1 |
2201 |
I'm sorry, Sir, but you'll never be able to bring "Downton Abbey" back to life. |
1.2000 |
0.05000 |
65 |
52 |
13 |
0 |
2202 |
Is he gluten free? |
1.2000 |
0.05883 |
65 |
54 |
9 |
2 |
2203 |
Sir, Donald is here for final inspection. |
1.2000 |
0.05460 |
65 |
53 |
11 |
1 |
2204 |
A gentleman is at the door about his pancreas, sir. |
1.2000 |
0.05460 |
65 |
53 |
11 |
1 |
2205 |
No Sir, you cannot purchase a soul on the internet. |
1.2000 |
0.05883 |
65 |
54 |
9 |
2 |
2206 |
There's an angry mob at the door sir. Shall I let them in? |
1.2000 |
0.05967 |
70 |
59 |
8 |
3 |
2207 |
I'm afraid the solar panels have fallen from the turrets again, Sir. |
1.2000 |
0.05460 |
65 |
53 |
11 |
1 |
2208 |
I'm looking for the Batcave actually... |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2209 |
It's Igor's night off, sir. |
1.2000 |
0.05460 |
65 |
53 |
11 |
1 |
2210 |
Sir, do you think he’ll be ready for the presidential elections? |
1.2000 |
0.07003 |
65 |
57 |
3 |
5 |
2211 |
Dinner for one or two,Sir? |
1.2000 |
0.05460 |
65 |
53 |
11 |
1 |
2212 |
Shall I set the table for one again tonight? |
1.2000 |
0.05883 |
65 |
54 |
9 |
2 |
2213 |
Home Depot on the line, sir. Something about a bolt you had on back order. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2214 |
You can't replace me. I quit. |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2215 |
Don't worry sir, the temp agency will send someone else straightaway. |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2216 |
The thunder is cued up, sir. |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2217 |
Am I to understand, sir, given the weather, there might be an additional dinner guest? |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2218 |
A man is here to read your electric meter. |
1.1970 |
0.04933 |
66 |
53 |
13 |
0 |
2219 |
Beg pardon, sir. Cook inquires if there will be two for dinner?" |
1.1970 |
0.06902 |
66 |
58 |
3 |
5 |
2220 |
Don't you know little fool, you never can win? Use your mentality, wake up to reality. |
1.1970 |
0.06556 |
66 |
57 |
5 |
4 |
2221 |
Dinner is served. Will your guest be joining us? |
1.1970 |
0.06190 |
66 |
56 |
7 |
3 |
2222 |
The Republican National Committee is at the door, sir. They're looking for a white knight. |
1.1970 |
0.05802 |
66 |
55 |
9 |
2 |
2223 |
An angry mob at the door, sir. Will they be staying to dinner? |
1.1970 |
0.05802 |
66 |
55 |
9 |
2 |
2224 |
Sir, the Village is at the door. |
1.1970 |
0.05802 |
66 |
55 |
9 |
2 |
2225 |
Should I set an additional place for dinner? |
1.1970 |
0.06190 |
66 |
56 |
7 |
3 |
2226 |
Sir....and will your NEW friend be joining us for dinner? |
1.1970 |
0.05802 |
66 |
55 |
9 |
2 |
2227 |
I regret to inform you, sir, that cook was unable to procure the sweetbreads you requested. |
1.1970 |
0.05802 |
66 |
55 |
9 |
2 |
2228 |
"Yes, Master James, I wear a size 7 and a half bowler, why do you ask? |
1.1970 |
0.06556 |
66 |
57 |
5 |
4 |
2229 |
... so I explained to them that I'm not *Frankenstein*, I'm *Frankenstein's butler* ... |
1.1970 |
0.06190 |
66 |
56 |
7 |
3 |
2230 |
It's pronounced ee-gor, sir |
1.1970 |
0.05385 |
66 |
54 |
11 |
1 |
2231 |
Excuse me, Doctor will there be two for dinner tonight ? |
1.1970 |
0.05385 |
66 |
54 |
11 |
1 |
2232 |
The villagers have arrived, sir. |
1.1970 |
0.04933 |
66 |
53 |
13 |
0 |
2233 |
Would you care for an after-shock, Sir? |
1.1970 |
0.05385 |
66 |
54 |
11 |
1 |
2234 |
For the last time Jeeves. You may not maniacally scream "He's Alive". That is my job. |
1.1970 |
0.05802 |
66 |
55 |
9 |
2 |
2235 |
To cut down on his electric bill, I suggest install a solar panel. |
1.1970 |
0.06190 |
66 |
56 |
7 |
3 |
2236 |
Should cook be aware of any food allergies, sir? |
1.1970 |
0.05802 |
66 |
55 |
9 |
2 |
2237 |
No storms expected sir, so shall I back in the car so we can jump start this baby? |
1.1967 |
0.05639 |
61 |
50 |
10 |
1 |
2238 |
You didn't think this would go off without a Hitch, did you? |
1.1967 |
0.05639 |
61 |
50 |
10 |
1 |
2239 |
Sir,Does he have any dietary restrictions ? |
1.1967 |
0.05639 |
61 |
50 |
10 |
1 |
2240 |
Im here to take Mr.Trump back for his make-up and wig |
1.1967 |
0.06537 |
61 |
52 |
6 |
3 |
2241 |
Sir, shall I set an additional place at the table this evening? |
1.1967 |
0.05639 |
61 |
50 |
10 |
1 |
2242 |
She's arrived. She's ARIIIIIIIVED! |
1.1967 |
0.06537 |
61 |
52 |
6 |
3 |
2243 |
Your fava bean salad and Chianti are served, sir. |
1.1967 |
0.06105 |
61 |
51 |
8 |
2 |
2244 |
Sir, how can you create a man and you can't build a better mouse trap? |
1.1967 |
0.06537 |
61 |
52 |
6 |
3 |
2245 |
Storm coming sir. Should I close the windows? |
1.1967 |
0.05132 |
61 |
49 |
12 |
0 |
2246 |
Shall I inform the agitated torch and pitch fork folk at the door that you are indisposed, sir? |
1.1967 |
0.05132 |
61 |
49 |
12 |
0 |
2247 |
Will Mr. Munster be staying for dinner, sir? |
1.1967 |
0.06942 |
61 |
53 |
4 |
4 |
2248 |
sorry sir but we've just been informed that his policy doesn't cover head replacement. |
1.1967 |
0.06942 |
61 |
53 |
4 |
4 |
2249 |
Do you think he would eat if I cut the crusts off? |
1.1967 |
0.05639 |
61 |
50 |
10 |
1 |
2250 |
Are you to be done soon, sir? Mr. Trump wants him as his running mate. |
1.1967 |
0.06942 |
61 |
53 |
4 |
4 |
2251 |
Sir, the bunny slippers you ordered from Amazon have just arrived |
1.1967 |
0.06537 |
61 |
52 |
6 |
3 |
2252 |
I'd offer you my soul, sir, but I sold it to you long ago. |
1.1967 |
0.05639 |
61 |
50 |
10 |
1 |
2253 |
Regrettably, sir, another night suffused with stars. |
1.1967 |
0.05132 |
61 |
49 |
12 |
0 |
2254 |
When you are done raising the dead, shall I fetch you your evening tea? |
1.1967 |
0.06105 |
61 |
51 |
8 |
2 |
2255 |
Whoever says “Frankenstein” is not the name of the monster has never seen you dig up a grave, carve up a body, or eat with your elbows on the table. |
1.1967 |
0.06105 |
61 |
51 |
8 |
2 |
2256 |
Sir, I've been informed the neighbors have cancelled the block party. |
1.1964 |
0.06456 |
56 |
47 |
7 |
2 |
2257 |
Sir, the villagers want to know if the monster can come out be burned at the stake. |
1.1964 |
0.06941 |
56 |
48 |
5 |
3 |
2258 |
We have 300 unexpected dinner guests... where shall I store their torches and pitchforks? |
1.1961 |
0.05615 |
51 |
41 |
10 |
0 |
2259 |
Sir there are signs of lightning. Shall I confirm the plus one for the Westlands dinner tomorrow then? |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
2260 |
Sir, the Legal Aide Society is on the phone. His DNA proves he's just Frank N. Stein from Brooklyn! |
1.1944 |
0.05467 |
72 |
60 |
10 |
2 |
2261 |
I never thought you were playing ping-pong down here. |
1.1944 |
0.05814 |
72 |
61 |
8 |
3 |
2262 |
Shall I fetch your melon baller, sir? |
1.1944 |
0.06141 |
72 |
62 |
6 |
4 |
2263 |
There's a Mr. Igor at the door, sir. |
1.1940 |
0.05312 |
67 |
55 |
11 |
1 |
2264 |
Will the cadaver be dining with us sir? |
1.1940 |
0.06104 |
67 |
57 |
7 |
3 |
2265 |
Sir, I feel the need to inform you that the media has found some fairly disparaging Facebook posts I made about corpses. |
1.1940 |
0.06104 |
67 |
57 |
7 |
3 |
2266 |
And before that I worked at Downton Abbey Normal. |
1.1940 |
0.06104 |
67 |
57 |
7 |
3 |
2267 |
Sir, perhaps he should try mindfulness. |
1.1940 |
0.06104 |
67 |
57 |
7 |
3 |
2268 |
Sir, they want to know if he can run the triangle offense. |
1.1940 |
0.05312 |
67 |
55 |
11 |
1 |
2269 |
The GOP is counting on you to beat Trump. |
1.1935 |
0.06837 |
62 |
54 |
4 |
4 |
2270 |
That thing is not just going to get up and walk out of here on its own. And who do you think will be cleaning up?... Again. |
1.1935 |
0.06014 |
62 |
52 |
8 |
2 |
2271 |
An angry mob is outside to see you, sir. |
1.1935 |
0.06014 |
62 |
52 |
8 |
2 |
2272 |
I know it’s not my place to say, Doctor, but he does seem to lack proper breeding. |
1.1935 |
0.05557 |
62 |
51 |
10 |
1 |
2273 |
Doctor, Mrs. Frankenstein wants to know how her son is doing. |
1.1935 |
0.05557 |
62 |
51 |
10 |
1 |
2274 |
Will the creature be joining us for dinner? |
1.1935 |
0.06014 |
62 |
52 |
8 |
2 |
2275 |
Sir, milady wants to know how long till he's ready. |
1.1935 |
0.05557 |
62 |
51 |
10 |
1 |
2276 |
Will we be having another guest for dinner, sir? |
1.1935 |
0.06014 |
62 |
52 |
8 |
2 |
2277 |
I need to make another one for my new reality show "Keeping Up With The Frankensteins." |
1.1935 |
0.06014 |
62 |
52 |
8 |
2 |
2278 |
I never agreed to donate my brain. My devotion is undying, not undead. |
1.1935 |
0.05557 |
62 |
51 |
10 |
1 |
2279 |
Its the Solar people sir. |
1.1935 |
0.06438 |
62 |
53 |
6 |
3 |
2280 |
Sir, the other Mormon missionary keeps asking about Mitt. |
1.1935 |
0.06014 |
62 |
52 |
8 |
2 |
2281 |
anything I can get for you? a vial of blood? a surge of electricity? a pair of dress neck stubs? |
1.1935 |
0.05557 |
62 |
51 |
10 |
1 |
2282 |
I'll set a table for two, Sir. Perhaps steak tartare and a friendly Pinot Noir to start? |
1.1935 |
0.05058 |
62 |
50 |
12 |
0 |
2283 |
Will Sir be requiring any other of my limbs before I retire? |
1.1935 |
0.06438 |
62 |
53 |
6 |
3 |
2284 |
Sir, we were just wondering if you remembered to pay the electric bill? |
1.1935 |
0.06014 |
62 |
52 |
8 |
2 |
2285 |
Would that be a screwdriver, Sir? |
1.1935 |
0.06014 |
62 |
52 |
8 |
2 |
2286 |
The chef wants to know if there will be two for dinner tonight. |
1.1935 |
0.06014 |
62 |
52 |
8 |
2 |
2287 |
Will it be dinner for two, sir? |
1.1935 |
0.05557 |
62 |
51 |
10 |
1 |
2288 |
Perhaps assign him your own name, Sir, to avoid mass confusion |
1.1935 |
0.05557 |
62 |
51 |
10 |
1 |
2289 |
Cook asks should she plan on one more at dinner? |
1.1935 |
0.05557 |
62 |
51 |
10 |
1 |
2290 |
I can assure you Sir, a buttered scone goes down equally well with any beverage |
1.1935 |
0.05557 |
62 |
51 |
10 |
1 |
2291 |
Sir, shall the potion be served neat or on the rocks? |
1.1935 |
0.05557 |
62 |
51 |
10 |
1 |
2292 |
shall I get your fresh brain out of the refrigerator sir? |
1.1935 |
0.06438 |
62 |
53 |
6 |
3 |
2293 |
I'm afraid if you call him "Frankenstein's Monster" he'll end up being known as just "Frankenstein." |
1.1935 |
0.06438 |
62 |
53 |
6 |
3 |
2294 |
Sir,will Mr. Frankenstein be joining us for dinner this evening? |
1.1935 |
0.06438 |
62 |
53 |
6 |
3 |
2295 |
Sir, the villagers have invited the monster for a barbecue tonight. |
1.1935 |
0.05557 |
62 |
51 |
10 |
1 |
2296 |
I saved 15 per cent or more on my car insurance. |
1.1935 |
0.07213 |
62 |
55 |
2 |
5 |
2297 |
Sir, Mrs. Frankenstein insists that you postpone your use of the re-animation fluid distillation unit until after she has left the shower. |
1.1935 |
0.06014 |
62 |
52 |
8 |
2 |
2298 |
The sky blue pupils you ordered have arrived,Dr. |
1.1935 |
0.06014 |
62 |
52 |
8 |
2 |
2299 |
Sir, Paul Ryan has arrived. He's wondering if Mr. Reagan is ready for his 3rd term. |
1.1935 |
0.06014 |
62 |
52 |
8 |
2 |
2300 |
Your father requested I retrieve the chemistry set. |
1.1935 |
0.06438 |
62 |
53 |
6 |
3 |
2301 |
Well, we could use an underbutler, sir. |
1.1935 |
0.06438 |
62 |
53 |
6 |
3 |
2302 |
Shall I be setting an extra plate tonight? |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2303 |
Your parents would like to know what is keeping you so long in the basement? |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2304 |
Nope. Not presidential yet. But what do I know? |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
2305 |
Will there be anything else sir? Perhaps a nice cup god complex served with a side of narcissism? |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
2306 |
I'll inform your parents that you' ll be opting out of dinner again due to excess homework. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2307 |
I sense a storm coming, Doctor, and it's going to be a monster. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2308 |
I assure you my references will attest to my discretion, speed, and skill in acquiring or disposing of all manner of body parts. My last employer was a mafia boss. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2309 |
May I suggest "spats" to detract from the gentleman's scar? |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
2310 |
Sir, would you like some cookies..for the Monster? |
1.1912 |
0.05644 |
68 |
57 |
9 |
2 |
2311 |
By God, Igor! Your standing straight. |
1.1912 |
0.06021 |
68 |
58 |
7 |
3 |
2312 |
I was wondering when you were going to torture and kill me, Sir. |
1.1912 |
0.05644 |
68 |
57 |
9 |
2 |
2313 |
Sir, there's a rather unpleasant crowd at the door, shall I say you're not available to meet at this time? |
1.1905 |
0.06343 |
63 |
54 |
6 |
3 |
2314 |
You harangued, sir? |
1.1905 |
0.05476 |
63 |
52 |
10 |
1 |
2315 |
Will there be two for dinner Sir? |
1.1905 |
0.06133 |
42 |
34 |
8 |
0 |
2316 |
Mary Shelley is here. She insists that you stop calling the creature after yourself. |
1.1905 |
0.06343 |
63 |
54 |
6 |
3 |
2317 |
Madam requests that you join her for cocktails after you finish with the orange hair and comb over. |
1.1905 |
0.05476 |
63 |
52 |
10 |
1 |
2318 |
Will our guest be joining us for tea, Sir? |
1.1905 |
0.05925 |
63 |
53 |
8 |
2 |
2319 |
I know you miss Igor, Sir, but I pride myself on my perfect posture. |
1.1905 |
0.05476 |
63 |
52 |
10 |
1 |
2320 |
I want better health insurance. |
1.1905 |
0.05476 |
63 |
52 |
10 |
1 |
2321 |
Sir, a gentleman from the EPA is on the line. |
1.1905 |
0.05925 |
63 |
53 |
8 |
2 |
2322 |
Might I suggest a stroll in the sun, sir? It's getting more and more difficult to tell who's who down here. |
1.1905 |
0.06734 |
63 |
55 |
4 |
4 |
2323 |
"I believe, sir, that's 'shaken, not stirred.', |
1.1905 |
0.06343 |
63 |
54 |
6 |
3 |
2324 |
Do you think Frank and beans is a good idea? |
1.1905 |
0.05476 |
63 |
52 |
10 |
1 |
2325 |
Master, UPS is here for the pick up. |
1.1905 |
0.06343 |
63 |
54 |
6 |
3 |
2326 |
Sir, the patent officer called to say congratulations. |
1.1905 |
0.05925 |
63 |
53 |
8 |
2 |
2327 |
The rooftop table you requested is ready now. |
1.1905 |
0.05476 |
63 |
52 |
10 |
1 |
2328 |
The club is canceling his lifetime membership. |
1.1905 |
0.06343 |
63 |
54 |
6 |
3 |
2329 |
Speaker Ryan, any idea when the Donald will be ready for the general? |
1.1905 |
0.06343 |
63 |
54 |
6 |
3 |
2330 |
Master Vic, shall I be expecting two for luncheon? |
1.1905 |
0.05476 |
63 |
52 |
10 |
1 |
2331 |
Sir, shall I tell the townspeople you are indisposed? |
1.1905 |
0.05476 |
63 |
52 |
10 |
1 |
2332 |
He's been depressed ever since we went solar. |
1.1905 |
0.05476 |
63 |
52 |
10 |
1 |
2333 |
Will that be dinner for one or for two this evening, Sir |
1.1905 |
0.05925 |
63 |
53 |
8 |
2 |
2334 |
Doctor, there are some villagers at the door for you. |
1.1905 |
0.06734 |
63 |
55 |
4 |
4 |
2335 |
There's a Donald Trump at the door sir, he says he needs his brain back. |
1.1905 |
0.05925 |
63 |
53 |
8 |
2 |
2336 |
I've set the dinner table for one and a half, sir. |
1.1905 |
0.05476 |
63 |
52 |
10 |
1 |
2337 |
Should I set the table for two today, sir? |
1.1905 |
0.05925 |
63 |
53 |
8 |
2 |
2338 |
The villagers rang wanting to know if we're still on for tonight. Shall I tell them it's another no-go? |
1.1905 |
0.05476 |
63 |
52 |
10 |
1 |
2339 |
It's the electric company sir. They want to give you an award. |
1.1905 |
0.05476 |
63 |
52 |
10 |
1 |
2340 |
Are we to expect an additional guest at dinner tonight? |
1.1905 |
0.06343 |
63 |
54 |
6 |
3 |
2341 |
Sir, there are some villagers with torches that would like to speak to you |
1.1905 |
0.05476 |
63 |
52 |
10 |
1 |
2342 |
Sir, it has come to my attention that Frankenstein has filed a DNR order while you were away. |
1.1905 |
0.05925 |
63 |
53 |
8 |
2 |
2343 |
A visitor called. I told him you were otherwise disposing of somebody. |
1.1897 |
0.05746 |
58 |
48 |
9 |
1 |
2344 |
The voters just want a candidate who can take charge. |
1.1897 |
0.05193 |
58 |
47 |
11 |
0 |
2345 |
Sir, I'm glad you were able to put those recyclables to good use |
1.1897 |
0.06250 |
58 |
49 |
7 |
2 |
2346 |
I'd chill the test tube first, sir, and use the merest splash of vermouth. |
1.1897 |
0.05193 |
58 |
47 |
11 |
0 |
2347 |
Are you still working on bringing a 'plus-one' to dinner? |
1.1897 |
0.05746 |
58 |
48 |
9 |
1 |
2348 |
He left a 9PM wake up call. |
1.1897 |
0.05746 |
58 |
48 |
9 |
1 |
2349 |
You need to have a working product before we give you another round of funding. |
1.1897 |
0.05746 |
58 |
48 |
9 |
1 |
2350 |
Ja, Herr Doktor, according to the website, Red Bull will give him wings. |
1.1897 |
0.06716 |
58 |
50 |
5 |
3 |
2351 |
The angry peasants have arrived, Sir, and I have been informed a storm is building to the west. |
1.1897 |
0.05746 |
58 |
48 |
9 |
1 |
2352 |
Sir, the polls show that transgendering Mr. Trump will not necessarily increase his approval among female voters. |
1.1897 |
0.06250 |
58 |
49 |
7 |
2 |
2353 |
Yes sir. To anyone who asks this is an aromatherapy, day spa. |
1.1897 |
0.05746 |
58 |
48 |
9 |
1 |
2354 |
Donald Trump is on the telephone, Doctor. He suggests it might be time for a more 'presidential' image. |
1.1897 |
0.06716 |
58 |
50 |
5 |
3 |
2355 |
Does Dr. Frankenstein need a hand? |
1.1897 |
0.05746 |
58 |
48 |
9 |
1 |
2356 |
Sir, will there be any special dietary requests for him at the unveiling dinner tonight? |
1.1897 |
0.05746 |
58 |
48 |
9 |
1 |
2357 |
Marry Shelly!? Congratulations, sir! |
1.1897 |
0.06250 |
58 |
49 |
7 |
2 |
2358 |
Sir how many volts this time? |
1.1897 |
0.05746 |
58 |
48 |
9 |
1 |
2359 |
Sir, I am Igor's replacement. Let our first conversation address posture. |
1.1892 |
0.05985 |
74 |
64 |
6 |
4 |
2360 |
So will that be black with 2 sugars for each of you? |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
2361 |
The GOP will give you ten million dollars to put him in Trump's bedroom. |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
2362 |
The Party leaders are waiting, sir. |
1.1887 |
0.07646 |
53 |
47 |
2 |
4 |
2363 |
Dr. Frankenstein, Igor just sent me a text. He forgot which graveyard you want him to get the spare body parts from. |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
2364 |
We'll enter him in the next presidential election. |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
2365 |
Sir, will you be taking afternoon tea in the dungeon? |
1.1875 |
0.05840 |
64 |
54 |
8 |
2 |
2366 |
Will your creation be staying for dinner, sir? |
1.1875 |
0.06250 |
64 |
55 |
6 |
3 |
2367 |
The villagers are enquiring as to your carbon footprint, sir |
1.1875 |
0.06250 |
64 |
55 |
6 |
3 |
2368 |
Will he require a valet? |
1.1875 |
0.04917 |
64 |
52 |
12 |
0 |
2369 |
Igor’s mystery-meat pie is served, sir. |
1.1875 |
0.05840 |
64 |
54 |
8 |
2 |
2370 |
Sir, the crate of eyes just arrived. Where would you like to put it? |
1.1875 |
0.06250 |
64 |
55 |
6 |
3 |
2371 |
The electric company is inquiring about the bill, sir?" |
1.1875 |
0.05840 |
64 |
54 |
8 |
2 |
2372 |
A mob of angry villagers are at the door sir. Shall I say you're not in? |
1.1875 |
0.05398 |
64 |
53 |
10 |
1 |
2373 |
I know you asked not to be disturbed, sir, but the torch-bearing villagers are quite insistent. |
1.1875 |
0.04917 |
64 |
52 |
12 |
0 |
2374 |
Shall I set an extra place for dinner, Dr. Frankenstein? |
1.1875 |
0.06250 |
64 |
55 |
6 |
3 |
2375 |
If I'm not speaking out of turn, Master Bruce, perhaps a little less Shelley before bedtime would be beneficial at this juncture. |
1.1875 |
0.05398 |
64 |
53 |
10 |
1 |
2376 |
Beg your pardon, sir, but will there be a problem with the transgender lavatory in question? |
1.1875 |
0.05398 |
64 |
53 |
10 |
1 |
2377 |
Will there be any other body for dinner, Sir? |
1.1875 |
0.06250 |
64 |
55 |
6 |
3 |
2378 |
You're father prefers you to play outside with Frank |
1.1875 |
0.06250 |
64 |
55 |
6 |
3 |
2379 |
The townspeople, sir, they are at the door with pitchforks. Would you care to receive them? |
1.1875 |
0.06635 |
64 |
56 |
4 |
4 |
2380 |
To be honest, sir, Frankenstein's Monster isn't the most creative name. But what do I know? |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
2381 |
A man named Igor here for you. He says he has the, ahem, brain you need, though he seems a bit dim to me. |
1.1864 |
0.06151 |
59 |
50 |
7 |
2 |
2382 |
Will the gentleman be needing a black tie for dinner, sir? |
1.1864 |
0.05657 |
59 |
49 |
9 |
1 |
2383 |
Ahem, Al Capone's brain rigged to the Boston Strangler's corpse may not bode well, sir. |
1.1864 |
0.06609 |
59 |
51 |
5 |
3 |
2384 |
Precisely how do I give give you piece of mind, sir. |
1.1864 |
0.06151 |
59 |
50 |
7 |
2 |
2385 |
Will the men with pitch forks and torches be dining with us tonight sir? |
1.1864 |
0.05657 |
59 |
49 |
9 |
1 |
2386 |
Sir, you should rest. You've been burning the re-animation fluid distillation unit at both ends. |
1.1864 |
0.06151 |
59 |
50 |
7 |
2 |
2387 |
Would you like me to serve you your dinner, or would you like to assemble it yourself? |
1.1864 |
0.05657 |
59 |
49 |
9 |
1 |
2388 |
The chef says we have no more "eye of newt". |
1.1864 |
0.06151 |
59 |
50 |
7 |
2 |
2389 |
How many for your dinner tonight? Just the 1.5? |
1.1864 |
0.05657 |
59 |
49 |
9 |
1 |
2390 |
I'm sorry, sir, but the chef really needs his cleaver. |
1.1864 |
0.06609 |
59 |
51 |
5 |
3 |
2391 |
Doctor, Mr Trump asks if it can build a wall. |
1.1864 |
0.06609 |
59 |
51 |
5 |
3 |
2392 |
A man with a pitchfork to see you, sir. |
1.1864 |
0.05657 |
59 |
49 |
9 |
1 |
2393 |
I'd like to discuss my annual review, sir. |
1.1864 |
0.05657 |
59 |
49 |
9 |
1 |
2394 |
Sir, they're waiting for their new presidential model. |
1.1864 |
0.05114 |
59 |
48 |
11 |
0 |
2395 |
Will sir be wanting one apertif, or two? |
1.1864 |
0.05657 |
59 |
49 |
9 |
1 |
2396 |
I don't care how many townspeople are at the front door, tell them I'm on the "do not torch" list. |
1.1864 |
0.05114 |
59 |
48 |
11 |
0 |
2397 |
The temp agency said he just uses the single name "Igor". Shall I show him in? |
1.1864 |
0.05114 |
59 |
48 |
11 |
0 |
2398 |
Will Mr. Stein be staying for supper, sir? |
1.1864 |
0.06151 |
59 |
50 |
7 |
2 |
2399 |
Will the monster be joining you for lunch, sir? |
1.1864 |
0.05114 |
59 |
48 |
11 |
0 |
2400 |
Am I to get into the costume before or after the guests arrive? |
1.1864 |
0.05657 |
59 |
49 |
9 |
1 |
2401 |
Dr. Frankenstein, your creation 'Orange Top' is giving the willies to the establishment. |
1.1864 |
0.05657 |
59 |
49 |
9 |
1 |
2402 |
Another blood-spattered, oozing, putrid delivery for you Sir. |
1.1864 |
0.05657 |
59 |
49 |
9 |
1 |
2403 |
Sir, your next patient has arrived. |
1.1864 |
0.06151 |
59 |
50 |
7 |
2 |
2404 |
To answer your question, no, Mr. Trump does not require his VP pick to have a brain. |
1.1864 |
0.06609 |
59 |
51 |
5 |
3 |
2405 |
Sir, it's Mr. Trump, he wants to know if his foreign policy advisor is ready. |
1.1864 |
0.06609 |
59 |
51 |
5 |
3 |
2406 |
And how many is sir anticipating for dinner this evening? |
1.1864 |
0.06151 |
59 |
50 |
7 |
2 |
2407 |
Please hurry up Sir, the RNC is about to begin. |
1.1864 |
0.06151 |
59 |
50 |
7 |
2 |
2408 |
The villagers tell me you have brides on mail-order? |
1.1864 |
0.05114 |
59 |
48 |
11 |
0 |
2409 |
The electric company is at the door. They wonder why we are using so much power. |
1.1864 |
0.06151 |
59 |
50 |
7 |
2 |
2410 |
It's fair weather for the foreseeable future sir. |
1.1864 |
0.05657 |
59 |
49 |
9 |
1 |
2411 |
Dr. Frankenstein, we've run out of options. The Republican party needs your monster to run for President. |
1.1864 |
0.05657 |
59 |
49 |
9 |
1 |
2412 |
An Abby Normal to see you, doctor. |
1.1864 |
0.05657 |
59 |
49 |
9 |
1 |
2413 |
Excuse me, Dr. Frankenstein. Will he be alive in time to join you at the, dare I say it, Monster Truck Rally? |
1.1864 |
0.06151 |
59 |
50 |
7 |
2 |
2414 |
The gentleman from quality control has arrived. |
1.1864 |
0.05657 |
59 |
49 |
9 |
1 |
2415 |
Shall you be needing any more brains this evening, sir? |
1.1864 |
0.06609 |
59 |
51 |
5 |
3 |
2416 |
We've never hosted a vampire, werewolf and mummy before. Anything special I should know, sir? |
1.1864 |
0.05114 |
59 |
48 |
11 |
0 |
2417 |
Very well sir. I'll bring a handkerchief with the medulla oblongata. |
1.1864 |
0.05114 |
59 |
48 |
11 |
0 |
2418 |
" OSHA, and EH&S at the front office to inspect our facilities. What shall I say? |
1.1864 |
0.06609 |
59 |
51 |
5 |
3 |
2419 |
Your mom called and she would like to know if you and Frank could dine with her tonight? |
1.1864 |
0.06151 |
59 |
50 |
7 |
2 |
2420 |
If he is to do your bidding, will Sir no longer require my services? |
1.1864 |
0.06151 |
59 |
50 |
7 |
2 |
2421 |
A gentleman from the electric company requests your audience. |
1.1864 |
0.05657 |
59 |
49 |
9 |
1 |
2422 |
Cook would like to know if we should put out another setting for dinner. |
1.1864 |
0.05114 |
59 |
48 |
11 |
0 |
2423 |
I'm sorry Doctor, but this procedure is not covered by insurance. |
1.1864 |
0.05657 |
59 |
49 |
9 |
1 |
2424 |
Sir, I regret to inform you that, due to some items found to be missing from our kitchen, tonight's menu will no longer include creamed brains. |
1.1857 |
0.05860 |
70 |
60 |
7 |
3 |
2425 |
Torch-bearing visitors at the door for you, Sir. Were you planning on a bonfire this evening? |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2426 |
The RNC called. It is too late for the Primaries |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2427 |
How many girl scout cookies do you want me to order this year? |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2428 |
Sir, those little mischief makers who soaped your windows last year are here for trick or treat. |
1.1852 |
0.05856 |
81 |
71 |
5 |
5 |
2429 |
Mr. Trump, at the door, seeking a vice president. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2430 |
sir, the con ed rep wishes a word with you |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2431 |
It's the villagers with torches and pitch forks again, sir. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2432 |
The chef wants to know what to do with the spare parts. |
1.1846 |
0.05322 |
65 |
54 |
10 |
1 |
2433 |
What if we changed him to her and make her hair less orange? |
1.1846 |
0.05756 |
65 |
55 |
8 |
2 |
2434 |
QVC is on the phone, they want 500 more units by Saturday. |
1.1846 |
0.05756 |
65 |
55 |
8 |
2 |
2435 |
Excuse me Dr. , But the cook says he can do wonders with leftovers |
1.1846 |
0.05756 |
65 |
55 |
8 |
2 |
2436 |
Common mistake, sir. I'm Jeeves' monster. |
1.1846 |
0.06160 |
65 |
56 |
6 |
3 |
2437 |
It's the torch-bearing villagers, Sir. Shall I have them wait in the study? |
1.1846 |
0.05322 |
65 |
54 |
10 |
1 |
2438 |
Sir, Herr Trumpf has arrived. |
1.1846 |
0.06160 |
65 |
56 |
6 |
3 |
2439 |
There's a torch bearing mob waiting for you in the drawing room. Shall I delay dinner? |
1.1846 |
0.06160 |
65 |
56 |
6 |
3 |
2440 |
Homeland Security sir. Shall I show them through. |
1.1846 |
0.05322 |
65 |
54 |
10 |
1 |
2441 |
I'd like to discuss your employee healthcare plan. |
1.1846 |
0.04850 |
65 |
53 |
12 |
0 |
2442 |
The menu this evening features 'Turducken'. |
1.1846 |
0.06160 |
65 |
56 |
6 |
3 |
2443 |
A person to see you with a jar of brains, milord. |
1.1846 |
0.05322 |
65 |
54 |
10 |
1 |
2444 |
Yes, I know we need more staff. I'm building them as fast as I can. |
1.1846 |
0.06160 |
65 |
56 |
6 |
3 |
2445 |
Stop playing with your monster and come upstairs for dinner. |
1.1846 |
0.05322 |
65 |
54 |
10 |
1 |
2446 |
Sir, dinner is ready. Shall I set an extra plate? |
1.1846 |
0.05322 |
65 |
54 |
10 |
1 |
2447 |
Doctor, if I might: With the last one nearly becoming president, are you sure the world needs another? |
1.1846 |
0.05756 |
65 |
55 |
8 |
2 |
2448 |
She requested more spontaneity. |
1.1846 |
0.06160 |
65 |
56 |
6 |
3 |
2449 |
Sir, the agency sent me. Igor has accepted a promotion elsewhere. |
1.1833 |
0.06506 |
60 |
52 |
5 |
3 |
2450 |
Master--a Donald Trump on the phone--something about the Vice-Presidency. |
1.1833 |
0.05570 |
60 |
50 |
9 |
1 |
2451 |
A brain sir? What vintage would you like? |
1.1833 |
0.05038 |
60 |
49 |
11 |
0 |
2452 |
Just an historical-note of caution, sir. It needs a name or it will take your name, and will absolutely forever be called Frank N. Stein. |
1.1833 |
0.06056 |
60 |
51 |
7 |
2 |
2453 |
Good evening, sir. I'm Igor's replacement. The agency sent me. |
1.1833 |
0.05570 |
60 |
50 |
9 |
1 |
2454 |
Begging your pardon, sir. This evening's rack of lamb appears to have been mistakenly delivered to your laboratory. |
1.1833 |
0.05570 |
60 |
50 |
9 |
1 |
2455 |
Pardon me sir, but I'm afraid that we are out of Grey Poupon. Would a nice strong horseradish do? |
1.1833 |
0.05038 |
60 |
49 |
11 |
0 |
2456 |
Well, sir, Igor and I had our differences. |
1.1833 |
0.05038 |
60 |
49 |
11 |
0 |
2457 |
Someone forgot to pay the electric bill. |
1.1833 |
0.06056 |
60 |
51 |
7 |
2 |
2458 |
No mad scientist is a hero to his valet. |
1.1833 |
0.06056 |
60 |
51 |
7 |
2 |
2459 |
Sorry to disturb you Sir, but the townspeople are restless.. again. |
1.1833 |
0.06056 |
60 |
51 |
7 |
2 |
2460 |
Would you like a shot of Yamasaki, Sir. It can "wake the dead." |
1.1833 |
0.05038 |
60 |
49 |
11 |
0 |
2461 |
Perhaps he missed his wake-up call? |
1.1833 |
0.05570 |
60 |
50 |
9 |
1 |
2462 |
Sir, you're right. I believe this is a valid alternative to Obamacare! |
1.1833 |
0.05570 |
60 |
50 |
9 |
1 |
2463 |
Replaced by an automated butler, I see... |
1.1833 |
0.05038 |
60 |
49 |
11 |
0 |
2464 |
A torch and pitchfork wielding mob to see you, sir. |
1.1833 |
0.06506 |
60 |
52 |
5 |
3 |
2465 |
Excuse me sir. The torch people have arrived. |
1.1833 |
0.06056 |
60 |
51 |
7 |
2 |
2466 |
The forehead bolt is ready, sir. |
1.1833 |
0.05570 |
60 |
50 |
9 |
1 |
2467 |
Sir, I've only agreed to train my replacement, not supervise his creation. |
1.1833 |
0.05570 |
60 |
50 |
9 |
1 |
2468 |
There is an Abby Normal to see you, sir. |
1.1833 |
0.06056 |
60 |
51 |
7 |
2 |
2469 |
'Will that be one martini, sir? Or two?' |
1.1833 |
0.05570 |
60 |
50 |
9 |
1 |
2470 |
Sir, shall I set another place at the dining room table? |
1.1833 |
0.06056 |
60 |
51 |
7 |
2 |
2471 |
Reince Priebus and the head of the Reagan Presidential Library to see you, sir. They need your help with a project, . . . quickly. |
1.1833 |
0.05570 |
60 |
50 |
9 |
1 |
2472 |
Beg your pardon sir. Will he be staying for dinner? |
1.1833 |
0.06056 |
60 |
51 |
7 |
2 |
2473 |
Sir, the villagers seek clarification regarding the phrase 'disruptive tech' |
1.1833 |
0.05570 |
60 |
50 |
9 |
1 |
2474 |
Surprisingly, people are carrying a torch for your latest creation. |
1.1833 |
0.05038 |
60 |
49 |
11 |
0 |
2475 |
Will he be having the salmon or the steak, sir? |
1.1833 |
0.06056 |
60 |
51 |
7 |
2 |
2476 |
This time let's go for the floral scent. |
1.1833 |
0.05570 |
60 |
50 |
9 |
1 |
2477 |
Sir, the villagers are at the door and request their power grid be restored. |
1.1833 |
0.06926 |
60 |
53 |
3 |
4 |
2478 |
Hello -- I'm from the GOP. When will our order for a savior candidate be ready? |
1.1833 |
0.05570 |
60 |
50 |
9 |
1 |
2479 |
Sir, will the gentleman be wanting meat or a vegetable plate for dinner? |
1.1833 |
0.05038 |
60 |
49 |
11 |
0 |
2480 |
All the guests have arrived, sir. When will you finish making the bride? |
1.1833 |
0.05038 |
60 |
49 |
11 |
0 |
2481 |
Your table is ready, sir. |
1.1833 |
0.05570 |
60 |
50 |
9 |
1 |
2482 |
Frankly, I am tired of midnight expeditions to the local graveyard. I quit. |
1.1833 |
0.05570 |
60 |
50 |
9 |
1 |
2483 |
Yes, "Shaken Not Stirred" Sir. |
1.1833 |
0.05570 |
60 |
50 |
9 |
1 |
2484 |
One or two lumps, sir? |
1.1833 |
0.05570 |
60 |
50 |
9 |
1 |
2485 |
The R.N.C. wants you to make sure the 'presumptive nominee' has no problem with any body parts anywhere. |
1.1833 |
0.05570 |
60 |
50 |
9 |
1 |
2486 |
Sir, a Mr. Ponce De Leon is here to see you. |
1.1833 |
0.06056 |
60 |
51 |
7 |
2 |
2487 |
I wouldn't describe myself as a lightning conductor, but I can get through the minute waltz in 30 seconds. |
1.1833 |
0.06506 |
60 |
52 |
5 |
3 |
2488 |
Will it be dinner for one or perhaps two this evening? |
1.1833 |
0.06056 |
60 |
51 |
7 |
2 |
2489 |
I will call it "Trump!" |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
2490 |
There's an angry mob at the door, sir... |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
2491 |
Master William, your mother is questioning the $4000 monthly electric bill asks that you remember to turn your night light off in the morning. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
2492 |
Will you be having tea for one or two sir? |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
2493 |
Shall I tell Cook it will be two for dinner? |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
2494 |
well, it worked for Jon Snow |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
2495 |
Know, sir, that should the need arise you can always fall back on 'The butler did it'. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
2496 |
I'm afraid Mr. Igor has taken ill. Crumpets? |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
2497 |
Sir, there is a gentleman at the front door from the Institutional Review Board regarding your proposal. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
2498 |
Despite the small hands and the global failure of the humanizing software, your prototype is doing quite well on the campaign trail. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
2499 |
Yes you could say I'm the brains behind the whole operation. Why do you ask? |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
2500 |
He wants his health coverage to include body part replacement. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
2501 |
It's zappertime, sir. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
2502 |
This time, we'll call him Dob Bole. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
2503 |
Shall I set the table for one more, Sir? |
1.1803 |
0.05964 |
61 |
52 |
7 |
2 |
2504 |
You Tweeted, Sir? |
1.1803 |
0.05964 |
61 |
52 |
7 |
2 |
2505 |
I hope leftovers for dinner again will be acceptable, sir. |
1.1803 |
0.05486 |
61 |
51 |
9 |
1 |
2506 |
Sir, should I set another plate for dinner? |
1.1803 |
0.05964 |
61 |
52 |
7 |
2 |
2507 |
Sir, the people from the Turner Prize Committee are here. |
1.1803 |
0.06405 |
61 |
53 |
5 |
3 |
2508 |
Sir a Miss Mary Shelley is here something about writing a book. |
1.1803 |
0.05486 |
61 |
51 |
9 |
1 |
2509 |
Sir, the webcam is ready. Shall I post it on Facebook or Instagram ? |
1.1803 |
0.04963 |
61 |
50 |
11 |
0 |
2510 |
Another Trump voter. |
1.1803 |
0.05964 |
61 |
52 |
7 |
2 |
2511 |
The staff thinks you should name him Trump. |
1.1803 |
0.05964 |
61 |
52 |
7 |
2 |
2512 |
The gentleman from zoning is here, sir. |
1.1803 |
0.05964 |
61 |
52 |
7 |
2 |
2513 |
Sir, representatives of the NY Giants are here. They'd like to talk to you about your newest client. |
1.1803 |
0.05964 |
61 |
52 |
7 |
2 |
2514 |
DINNER FOR TWO |
1.1803 |
0.05964 |
61 |
52 |
7 |
2 |
2515 |
Make the hair from spun sugar in the shape of a Kangol hat, orange skin and much, much smaller hands. |
1.1803 |
0.05964 |
61 |
52 |
7 |
2 |
2516 |
Sir, mother says stop playing with your brother. Dinner is served |
1.1803 |
0.06819 |
61 |
54 |
3 |
4 |
2517 |
Am I setting for one or two, Sir? |
1.1803 |
0.06405 |
61 |
53 |
5 |
3 |
2518 |
Your mother would like to know who you've been spending all your time with. |
1.1803 |
0.05486 |
61 |
51 |
9 |
1 |
2519 |
For dinner, sir. Steak and kidney pie? Or liver and onions? |
1.1803 |
0.05486 |
61 |
51 |
9 |
1 |
2520 |
Don't sneak up on me like that. I thought you were him... |
1.1803 |
0.04963 |
61 |
50 |
11 |
0 |
2521 |
The RNC wishes to order a Trump look-alike. |
1.1803 |
0.06405 |
61 |
53 |
5 |
3 |
2522 |
"A gentleman is here to read the meter, sir." Submitted by Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, NY |
1.1803 |
0.05964 |
61 |
52 |
7 |
2 |
2523 |
Shall I assume no guests tonight, my good sir? |
1.1803 |
0.05486 |
61 |
51 |
9 |
1 |
2524 |
Sir, we have a delivery of a size 50 extra long from Ritz Tuxedo. |
1.1803 |
0.05486 |
61 |
51 |
9 |
1 |
2525 |
A Dr. Frankenstein to see you, sir. He says it's urgent. |
1.1803 |
0.06405 |
61 |
53 |
5 |
3 |
2526 |
And under this new identity he will be Sarah from Iowa. |
1.1803 |
0.05964 |
61 |
52 |
7 |
2 |
2527 |
The undertaker is here looking for an arm and leg payment. |
1.1803 |
0.05486 |
61 |
51 |
9 |
1 |
2528 |
So this is how you make an allegory... splendid! |
1.1803 |
0.05486 |
61 |
51 |
9 |
1 |
2529 |
Sorry to disturb sir. Will it be one or two for dinner this evening? |
1.1803 |
0.04963 |
61 |
50 |
11 |
0 |
2530 |
... one more at table henceforth, sir? |
1.1803 |
0.06405 |
61 |
53 |
5 |
3 |
2531 |
Sir: A gentleman named Trump who wishes your help creating a running mate. |
1.1803 |
0.05964 |
61 |
52 |
7 |
2 |
2532 |
Table for one |
1.1803 |
0.06405 |
61 |
53 |
5 |
3 |
2533 |
We're out of brains, but we do have Thin Mints. |
1.1803 |
0.05486 |
61 |
51 |
9 |
1 |
2534 |
Sir, shall I tell madame you're still quite busy with your train set? |
1.1803 |
0.04963 |
61 |
50 |
11 |
0 |
2535 |
Sir, my full name is Frank N. Stein. Why do you ask? |
1.1803 |
0.05486 |
61 |
51 |
9 |
1 |
2536 |
I can't find the billing code for brain transplant. |
1.1803 |
0.05486 |
61 |
51 |
9 |
1 |
2537 |
Will you be dining alone, sir? |
1.1803 |
0.06405 |
61 |
53 |
5 |
3 |
2538 |
Does your guest take breakfast in bed, sir? |
1.1803 |
0.05486 |
61 |
51 |
9 |
1 |
2539 |
Shall we expect a guest for dinner, Herr Doctor? |
1.1803 |
0.05486 |
61 |
51 |
9 |
1 |
2540 |
Sir, ther's " Sir, you have a call from a Mel Brooks . |
1.1803 |
0.05486 |
61 |
51 |
9 |
1 |
2541 |
It's amazing what moving that hump to the front has done for your dress-sense, Igor! |
1.1803 |
0.06405 |
61 |
53 |
5 |
3 |
2542 |
Yes you can have off for your birthday, I'm not some sort of monster! |
1.1803 |
0.05486 |
61 |
51 |
9 |
1 |
2543 |
The angry mob with torches has arrived, Sir. Would you like tea? |
1.1803 |
0.04963 |
61 |
50 |
11 |
0 |
2544 |
He will sign the consent form provided he gets a softer mattress ! |
1.1803 |
0.05964 |
61 |
52 |
7 |
2 |
2545 |
The turnout is excellent, sir. Seventeen plus ones, and a dozen organ donors. |
1.1803 |
0.05486 |
61 |
51 |
9 |
1 |
2546 |
Mr. Wayne has asked me to provide a reference. |
1.1803 |
0.04963 |
61 |
50 |
11 |
0 |
2547 |
Sir, your parents want to discuss your need for a third gap year. |
1.1803 |
0.05486 |
61 |
51 |
9 |
1 |
2548 |
Batman told me that you need to be out of his lair by noon |
1.1803 |
0.05486 |
61 |
51 |
9 |
1 |
2549 |
The agency assured me there would be no digging, Sir. |
1.1803 |
0.05964 |
61 |
52 |
7 |
2 |
2550 |
Shall I set an extra plate |
1.1791 |
0.05987 |
67 |
58 |
6 |
3 |
2551 |
Liver and onions for dinner, sir? And I don't need to call the grocer? |
1.1786 |
0.06297 |
56 |
48 |
6 |
2 |
2552 |
Mrs. Frankenstein is here, sir. She looks angry. |
1.1786 |
0.06297 |
56 |
48 |
6 |
2 |
2553 |
Some visitors wish to inquire whether sir would be interested in their impressive collection of torches and pitchforks. |
1.1786 |
0.05759 |
56 |
47 |
8 |
1 |
2554 |
Sir, will the monster require a Kosher diet? |
1.1786 |
0.05164 |
56 |
46 |
10 |
0 |
2555 |
Will there be one more for dinner sir? |
1.1786 |
0.06297 |
56 |
48 |
6 |
2 |
2556 |
Madame wonders if there will be a fifth at dinner. |
1.1786 |
0.05759 |
56 |
47 |
8 |
1 |
2557 |
Sir, he has to go to the bathroom. |
1.1786 |
0.05164 |
56 |
46 |
10 |
0 |
2558 |
That rabble you heard at the door was a mob canvassing for Trump but they look just like the regular villagers with the pitchforks and torches. |
1.1786 |
0.05759 |
56 |
47 |
8 |
1 |
2559 |
I'm afraid that sir that it's to late to put him in the GOP primary. |
1.1786 |
0.06297 |
56 |
48 |
6 |
2 |
2560 |
Dinner shall be ready shortly professor, will we be serving 1 or 2? |
1.1786 |
0.05759 |
56 |
47 |
8 |
1 |
2561 |
You could always just eat alone |
1.1786 |
0.06297 |
56 |
48 |
6 |
2 |
2562 |
Will you be dining alone again this evening, Doctor, or do you think you might spark something up with gentleman on the table? |
1.1786 |
0.06297 |
56 |
48 |
6 |
2 |
2563 |
Dr. Frankenstein, your guests have arrived--bearing pitchforks as gifts, I believe. |
1.1786 |
0.05759 |
56 |
47 |
8 |
1 |
2564 |
It's the police, sir, inquiring about a missing neighbor - a Mr. Frank Stein." |
1.1786 |
0.06297 |
56 |
48 |
6 |
2 |
2565 |
Yes but sir, he has no genitalia. |
1.1786 |
0.06793 |
56 |
49 |
4 |
3 |
2566 |
A salesperson at the door sir. Would you like a better electricity rate? |
1.1786 |
0.05759 |
56 |
47 |
8 |
1 |
2567 |
Sir, it's your mother. She wants to know why you haven't called. |
1.1786 |
0.06297 |
56 |
48 |
6 |
2 |
2568 |
My name is James, sir. I'll be filling in for Igor while he's on holiday. Will you be needing any additional brains this evening? |
1.1786 |
0.06297 |
56 |
48 |
6 |
2 |
2569 |
Your wife wished me to tell you that she is running late due to her electrolysis appointment. |
1.1786 |
0.06297 |
56 |
48 |
6 |
2 |
2570 |
Your 3:15 is waiting doctor. Shall I shove him in? |
1.1786 |
0.05759 |
56 |
47 |
8 |
1 |
2571 |
The chef ran out of brains, sir. Can you help? |
1.1786 |
0.05759 |
56 |
47 |
8 |
1 |
2572 |
But can you crack his encryption code? |
1.1786 |
0.06793 |
56 |
49 |
4 |
3 |
2573 |
The rise of the anti-establishment candidate. |
1.1786 |
0.05759 |
56 |
47 |
8 |
1 |
2574 |
Thank you, Charles, but could you describe what I'm doing in a deeper voice? |
1.1786 |
0.05759 |
56 |
47 |
8 |
1 |
2575 |
UPS is at the door with more body parts. Will you accept? |
1.1786 |
0.06297 |
56 |
48 |
6 |
2 |
2576 |
There are some villagers here to see you. |
1.1786 |
0.06297 |
56 |
48 |
6 |
2 |
2577 |
The people from TransEdison are here again, sir. What do I tell them this time? |
1.1786 |
0.05164 |
56 |
46 |
10 |
0 |
2578 |
Sir, your father wants to know if he will be ready for the Iowa caucuses ? |
1.1774 |
0.06308 |
62 |
54 |
5 |
3 |
2579 |
Sir, your same-day delivery of assorted human body parts has arrived. |
1.1774 |
0.05874 |
62 |
53 |
7 |
2 |
2580 |
Igor's with Trump, Milord. |
1.1774 |
0.05874 |
62 |
53 |
7 |
2 |
2581 |
The neighbors called and asked if you could lower the music |
1.1774 |
0.05405 |
62 |
52 |
9 |
1 |
2582 |
Beg pardon, Sir, but a certain Miss Shelley wishes to speak with you above. |
1.1774 |
0.05874 |
62 |
53 |
7 |
2 |
2583 |
The pitchforks and torches are ready, sir. Will that be all? |
1.1774 |
0.06308 |
62 |
54 |
5 |
3 |
2584 |
Excuse me Sir, a group from the condo association is here and they wish to speak to you about the tomato plant you keep on the barbican. |
1.1774 |
0.04891 |
62 |
51 |
11 |
0 |
2585 |
Dinner is served, Sir. Your mother requires your attendance, with washed hands. |
1.1774 |
0.05874 |
62 |
53 |
7 |
2 |
2586 |
Young man, I know this is your first day, so let me give you some advice; unless you want to be used for spare parts, stop playing around with Dr. Frankenstein's things. |
1.1774 |
0.05405 |
62 |
52 |
9 |
1 |
2587 |
Sir, might not he join our volleyball team as a wing spiker? |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
2588 |
I used to work for Bruce Wayne |
1.1754 |
0.05665 |
57 |
48 |
8 |
1 |
2589 |
Excuse me sir, but your little brother would like his chemistry set back. |
1.1754 |
0.05665 |
57 |
48 |
8 |
1 |
2590 |
"Shall I make arrangements for your electrified companion in the master suite, the guest chambers or the mechanical room, sir? |
1.1754 |
0.06681 |
57 |
50 |
4 |
3 |
2591 |
There is a call for you, sir. He says he represents the Giants of New York. |
1.1754 |
0.05083 |
57 |
47 |
10 |
0 |
2592 |
I'm sorry, Sir, but I thought you said he would look like Carson from Downton Abbey? |
1.1754 |
0.06194 |
57 |
49 |
6 |
2 |
2593 |
Doctor, your two o'clock is here. |
1.1754 |
0.05083 |
57 |
47 |
10 |
0 |
2594 |
Sweetbreads again tonight, for dinner Sir? |
1.1754 |
0.07560 |
57 |
52 |
0 |
5 |
2595 |
The Trump Vice Presidential Search Committee is at the door. They want to know if Mr. Frankenstein has any skeletons in the closet. What shall I advise them, sir? |
1.1754 |
0.06194 |
57 |
49 |
6 |
2 |
2596 |
Sir, any progress to report on the next Presidential Candidate? |
1.1754 |
0.05665 |
57 |
48 |
8 |
1 |
2597 |
Your father wants me to inform you that this better improve your biology grade. |
1.1754 |
0.05083 |
57 |
47 |
10 |
0 |
2598 |
Your Pop-Tarts are ready, sir. |
1.1754 |
0.06194 |
57 |
49 |
6 |
2 |
2599 |
"An angry mob of villagers waving torches and screaming threats is at the door sir. Shall I invite them in? |
1.1754 |
0.05083 |
57 |
47 |
10 |
0 |
2600 |
May I assume that the new young master is infused with good manners and decorum, m'lord? |
1.1754 |
0.06194 |
57 |
49 |
6 |
2 |
2601 |
The Villagers' Super PAC is now running an attack ad against you. |
1.1754 |
0.05665 |
57 |
48 |
8 |
1 |
2602 |
Sorry Sir, but the Democrats already have a Candidate. |
1.1754 |
0.05665 |
57 |
48 |
8 |
1 |
2603 |
Mrs. Frankenstein requests your presence at dinner in 30 minutes and the return of her sweetbreads. |
1.1754 |
0.05665 |
57 |
48 |
8 |
1 |
2604 |
He attempts to be dutiful, sir, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life. |
1.1754 |
0.05665 |
57 |
48 |
8 |
1 |
2605 |
Excuse me, doctor.....the mob outside the front door is not buying your "the butler did it" explanation. |
1.1754 |
0.05665 |
57 |
48 |
8 |
1 |
2606 |
Will that be all, sir, or will you be needing more blood? |
1.1754 |
0.06681 |
57 |
50 |
4 |
3 |
2607 |
Another STEM project, son? |
1.1754 |
0.05665 |
57 |
48 |
8 |
1 |
2608 |
Doctor...I seem to be missing a pair of my XL tighty-whities. |
1.1754 |
0.06194 |
57 |
49 |
6 |
2 |
2609 |
Will we be serving kidney for dinner this evening, Sir? |
1.1754 |
0.05665 |
57 |
48 |
8 |
1 |
2610 |
Will there be one more for dinner tonight, Madam? |
1.1754 |
0.05665 |
57 |
48 |
8 |
1 |
2611 |
Frankenstein does not sound very English, sir. |
1.1754 |
0.05083 |
57 |
47 |
10 |
0 |
2612 |
Would you like another liver before you retire, sir? |
1.1754 |
0.05665 |
57 |
48 |
8 |
1 |
2613 |
With luck, dinner for two, sir. |
1.1754 |
0.06194 |
57 |
49 |
6 |
2 |
2614 |
Sir, I have ASPCA on the line wanting to know if any animals were used in creating your monster. |
1.1754 |
0.06194 |
57 |
49 |
6 |
2 |
2615 |
If you want my honest opinion, sir, I think that he is Frankenstein, and you are the monster. |
1.1754 |
0.06194 |
57 |
49 |
6 |
2 |
2616 |
Do you require more eye of newt, Sir? |
1.1754 |
0.05665 |
57 |
48 |
8 |
1 |
2617 |
Sir, everyone is curious to know what his name will be. Have you given this any thought? |
1.1754 |
0.05665 |
57 |
48 |
8 |
1 |
2618 |
Mother wants to know if you will be bringing a guest to tea this afternoon? |
1.1754 |
0.05665 |
57 |
48 |
8 |
1 |
2619 |
Pardon me, sir, but would you like some grey matter? |
1.1754 |
0.05665 |
57 |
48 |
8 |
1 |
2620 |
I'm your Temp-a-Butler. Igor took a spa holiday. |
1.1746 |
0.06213 |
63 |
55 |
5 |
3 |
2621 |
He will always be John Beresford Tipton to me. |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
2622 |
Igor has expressed reluctance to double as your new friend's valet, sir. |
1.1739 |
0.06449 |
46 |
39 |
6 |
1 |
2623 |
Pardon me, sir. Villagers at the door saying tomorrow is a civic holiday and were wondering if the rampage could end a little early tonight. |
1.1739 |
0.05824 |
69 |
60 |
6 |
3 |
2624 |
Will your dinner guest have any dietary restrictions? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2625 |
The angry mob has arrived early. |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2626 |
I'm afraid Igor no longer felt that this was a safe space, sir. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2627 |
Ms Shelley is requesting a progress report sir. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2628 |
Will your guest be staying for dinner, Master Frankenstein? |
1.1728 |
0.04903 |
81 |
69 |
10 |
2 |
2629 |
Sir, the missus wants to know how many Girl Scout cookies to buy. |
1.1724 |
0.06094 |
58 |
50 |
6 |
2 |
2630 |
Sir, we've been invited to end a long, sad run of lame Trump cartoons. |
1.1724 |
0.05575 |
58 |
49 |
8 |
1 |
2631 |
Shall I cook for two tonight? |
1.1724 |
0.05575 |
58 |
49 |
8 |
1 |
2632 |
There are representatives from the RNC outside with torches and pitchforks sir. Shall I show them in? |
1.1724 |
0.05003 |
58 |
48 |
10 |
0 |
2633 |
Sir, will you be having Frankenfurters for lunch? |
1.1724 |
0.06094 |
58 |
50 |
6 |
2 |
2634 |
An angry mob is here to see you, sir. Shall I show them in? |
1.1724 |
0.05003 |
58 |
48 |
10 |
0 |
2635 |
They will thank me in November. |
1.1724 |
0.05575 |
58 |
49 |
8 |
1 |
2636 |
The campaigner also wants to know if he will be feeling the Bern. |
1.1724 |
0.05575 |
58 |
49 |
8 |
1 |
2637 |
The undertakers are here with another delivery sir. Where would you like them to put it ? |
1.1724 |
0.05003 |
58 |
48 |
10 |
0 |
2638 |
Sir, UPS says it's in transit. |
1.1724 |
0.05003 |
58 |
48 |
10 |
0 |
2639 |
Sorry to interrupt sir,the Steins are looking for their son Franklin. |
1.1724 |
0.06094 |
58 |
50 |
6 |
2 |
2640 |
She is out of the 'thin mints' would you prefer the 'samoas'? |
1.1724 |
0.05575 |
58 |
49 |
8 |
1 |
2641 |
Are we expecting one or two for supper? |
1.1724 |
0.06094 |
58 |
50 |
6 |
2 |
2642 |
And will our guest require tea as well, my Lord? |
1.1724 |
0.05003 |
58 |
48 |
10 |
0 |
2643 |
The screaming mob at the front door has arrived, Sir. Shall I let them in? |
1.1724 |
0.05575 |
58 |
49 |
8 |
1 |
2644 |
The Footman just quit. |
1.1724 |
0.06094 |
58 |
50 |
6 |
2 |
2645 |
Doctor, a gentleman at the door insists he can help you. Says his name is Reince Priebus. |
1.1724 |
0.06094 |
58 |
50 |
6 |
2 |
2646 |
Lady Crawley is here again about reviving the hospital. |
1.1724 |
0.05575 |
58 |
49 |
8 |
1 |
2647 |
Might I suggest a plastic surgeon, Sir? |
1.1724 |
0.05575 |
58 |
49 |
8 |
1 |
2648 |
A delivery master; the spats and taps for his shoes. |
1.1724 |
0.06094 |
58 |
50 |
6 |
2 |
2649 |
Your Mum says it's time for afternoon tea |
1.1724 |
0.06094 |
58 |
50 |
6 |
2 |
2650 |
Both the solar panels and wind turbine are at full capacity sir. |
1.1724 |
0.05575 |
58 |
49 |
8 |
1 |
2651 |
Dr. Frankenstein, Would you like the heart or liver prepared first? |
1.1724 |
0.05003 |
58 |
48 |
10 |
0 |
2652 |
Discretion, certainly. About that raise? |
1.1724 |
0.06094 |
58 |
50 |
6 |
2 |
2653 |
Will you be needing anymore organs, sir? |
1.1724 |
0.05575 |
58 |
49 |
8 |
1 |
2654 |
Excuse me, sir, but the mob is outside waiting patiently. |
1.1724 |
0.05003 |
58 |
48 |
10 |
0 |
2655 |
Sir, a caller is asking about your "Third Party" project. They're requesting delivery as soon as possible. |
1.1724 |
0.05003 |
58 |
48 |
10 |
0 |
2656 |
Speaking of bringing to life, this place could use some flowers to lively it up! |
1.1724 |
0.06094 |
58 |
50 |
6 |
2 |
2657 |
I appreciate all you have done for me, sir, but I think my character would be better served in a Noel Coward play. |
1.1724 |
0.05575 |
58 |
49 |
8 |
1 |
2658 |
Cook asks if you will want the leftovers again, Sir. |
1.1724 |
0.05575 |
58 |
49 |
8 |
1 |
2659 |
Ready to bring him into the political process, sir. |
1.1724 |
0.06094 |
58 |
50 |
6 |
2 |
2660 |
Proceed. Our masters have agreed on funding. |
1.1724 |
0.06094 |
58 |
50 |
6 |
2 |
2661 |
Excuse me Doctor but ... he's alive |
1.1724 |
0.05575 |
58 |
49 |
8 |
1 |
2662 |
Lunch is served...1 grilled cheese sandwich and 12 pints of tomato soup. |
1.1724 |
0.06571 |
58 |
51 |
4 |
3 |
2663 |
"Excuse me sir." "There is a representative on the telephone from E Harmony with some questions regarding a match for Frank". |
1.1724 |
0.05003 |
58 |
48 |
10 |
0 |
2664 |
May I suggest you mix it dry with a twist for the Golem? |
1.1724 |
0.05575 |
58 |
49 |
8 |
1 |
2665 |
With that outfit? You, sir, are the real monster. |
1.1724 |
0.05575 |
58 |
49 |
8 |
1 |
2666 |
Explaining our new temp to Igor is going to be awkward, to say the least. |
1.1724 |
0.06094 |
58 |
50 |
6 |
2 |
2667 |
Amazon has arrived with a cardboard box. |
1.1724 |
0.05575 |
58 |
49 |
8 |
1 |
2668 |
Chef is confused. Does that mean one guest or two? |
1.1724 |
0.06094 |
58 |
50 |
6 |
2 |
2669 |
Sir, the stylist has arrived. |
1.1724 |
0.05575 |
58 |
49 |
8 |
1 |
2670 |
You have a phone call, sir. It's a producer from a television show called The Bachelor. |
1.1719 |
0.05702 |
64 |
55 |
7 |
2 |
2671 |
May I suggest an air freshener instead? |
1.1719 |
0.04753 |
64 |
53 |
11 |
0 |
2672 |
I regret to inform you that the monster will forever be known by your name. |
1.1719 |
0.05702 |
64 |
55 |
7 |
2 |
2673 |
The liver is calcified, Sir, may I suggest the leftover kidney pie. |
1.1707 |
0.06899 |
41 |
35 |
5 |
1 |
2674 |
The buyer of your last creation is on the phone and she wants her money back. The monster steps on her feet when they dance. |
1.1698 |
0.05862 |
53 |
45 |
7 |
1 |
2675 |
A delivery of pitchforks, sir. Shall I sign for them? |
1.1698 |
0.05862 |
53 |
45 |
7 |
1 |
2676 |
The health department is here to close down your spa. |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
2677 |
Sir, will you be having tea for one? Or two? |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
2678 |
Master. Are you ready for his bride? |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
2679 |
Sir, I'm ready to serve dinner whenever 'Frampton Comes Alive'. |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
2680 |
Doctor, the Creature's wife is at the front door, and she's hissing. |
1.1698 |
0.05862 |
53 |
45 |
7 |
1 |
2681 |
How many should I set for dinner, sir? |
1.1695 |
0.05488 |
59 |
50 |
8 |
1 |
2682 |
Sir, just curious but the blonde toupee and the orange makeup, are they for your, erm, subject? |
1.1695 |
0.05997 |
59 |
51 |
6 |
2 |
2683 |
Doctor, you promised to animate me first. |
1.1695 |
0.04926 |
59 |
49 |
10 |
0 |
2684 |
Sir, someone looks like they could use a little pick-me-up. |
1.1695 |
0.05488 |
59 |
50 |
8 |
1 |
2685 |
The workers' compensation forms have arrived. |
1.1695 |
0.05488 |
59 |
50 |
8 |
1 |
2686 |
It's a Mr. Trump sir, calling to thank his "Yuge" supporter.... |
1.1695 |
0.05488 |
59 |
50 |
8 |
1 |
2687 |
Common sense is at the door, sir. |
1.1695 |
0.05997 |
59 |
51 |
6 |
2 |
2688 |
Sorry sir, you will have to desist.....he is uninsured! |
1.1695 |
0.05488 |
59 |
50 |
8 |
1 |
2689 |
Excuse me sir, will the gentleman be dressing to the left or to the right ? |
1.1695 |
0.06466 |
59 |
52 |
4 |
3 |
2690 |
And what sort of brain do you require, milord? |
1.1695 |
0.04926 |
59 |
49 |
10 |
0 |
2691 |
Your organ donor card has been declined, sir. |
1.1695 |
0.05488 |
59 |
50 |
8 |
1 |
2692 |
The delivery, sire. Shall I put the brain here or the kitchen? |
1.1695 |
0.04926 |
59 |
49 |
10 |
0 |
2693 |
Would he like an olive with that , Sir ? |
1.1695 |
0.04926 |
59 |
49 |
10 |
0 |
2694 |