Contest #522


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522


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2016-05-16
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2016-05-29 (estimated)
Number of captions 4747
Number of responses 347335
Number of participants 12167


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Have you tried turning it off and back on again? 1.8973 0.01168 4197 1439 1750 1008
1 Yes sir, a martini for you and a screwdriver for the monster. 1.7963 0.01574 2445 1040 863 542
2 Do you still need a hand, Sir? 1.7571 0.02025 1445 646 504 295
3 Yes, my license says I'm an organ donor....why do you ask? 1.7410 0.01990 1386 606 533 247
4 the mrs. requests you come upstairs and try creating life the old fashioned way 1.7380 0.02226 1229 577 397 255
5 He has your mother's eyes. 1.7189 0.02568 932 454 286 192
6 Will you be requiring anything else before I run like hell, sir? 1.7021 0.02724 809 399 252 158
7 You said you needed a hand, sir? 1.6970 0.02717 736 345 269 122
8 Alfred stop watching me like that ... Why don't you go feed " The Birds". 1.6716 0.03187 749 448 99 202
9 They have the spleen you ordered; unfortunately, they want an arm and a leg for it. 1.6583 0.03047 597 302 197 98
10 Will the gentleman be alive for dinner, sir? 1.6474 0.03258 536 280 165 91
11 Will you be needing any more of me, sir? 1.6281 0.03539 441 234 137 70
12 You know, of course sir, that if he kills someone, they'll say the butler did it. 1.6214 0.03579 412 216 136 60
13 There is a scarcity of brains, sir. It's an election year. 1.6146 0.03615 410 219 130 61
14 Yes sir, I have a reasonably high IQ. Why do you ask? 1.6016 0.03650 379 201 128 50
15 I'm sorry sir but it's an election year. Brains are impossible to find. 1.6010 0.03772 401 226 109 66
16 I've assembled your guests. 1.6000 0.03929 370 209 100 61
17 He is polling well, sir, even without a brain. 1.6000 0.03957 360 202 100 58
18 It’s the Republican Party sir, they need some advice on how to control a monster. 1.5935 0.03600 433 245 119 69
19 The staff is concerned that your hobby is beginning to take on a life of its own. 1.5768 0.03651 345 183 125 37
20 The RNC says skip the brain and work on the hair. 1.5743 0.04411 303 181 70 52
21 Mr. Trump demands to know when his running mate will be ready. 1.5699 0.04622 286 175 59 52
22 Did you need a hand sir? 1.5671 0.04078 298 166 95 37
23 May I borrow him for the carpool lane? 1.5646 0.04035 294 162 98 34
24 I regret to be the bearer of bad news, sir, but the Republicans have already created one. 1.5639 0.04491 305 189 60 56
25 Shall I give you a hand, sir? 1.5630 0.04270 270 151 86 33
26 And if I may, Sir, good luck at the Science Fair. 1.5629 0.04039 302 169 96 37
27 I`m sorry. We served the liver at lunch. 1.5564 0.04322 266 151 82 33
28 The Russian sports ministry on the phone, sir. 1.5551 0.04258 263 147 86 30
29 I could shuffle my feet on the carpet, sir. 1.5530 0.04414 264 153 76 35
30 I regret to inform you that the electric bill has arrived. 1.5444 0.04277 259 147 83 29
31 Good news--the torch and pitchfork crowd has left for a Trump rally 1.5425 0.05193 212 131 47 34
32 I think gender neutral is the right choice, sir. 1.5399 0.04242 276 161 81 34
33 I just talked to the bride-to-be, let's just say there's more than one set of cold feet here. 1.5353 0.04516 241 141 71 29
34 Will the gentleman be alive in time for dinner, sir? 1.5351 0.04708 228 135 64 29
35 I'll stay on until he's ready to take over, but I'm not training him. 1.5339 0.04233 251 142 84 25
36 Im glad your sitting down sir....the electric bill just came. 1.5318 0.04286 267 157 78 32
37 Tech support is here, sir. They said they can install more memory. 1.5305 0.04588 213 121 71 21
38 Craig’s list has a used pancreas 1.5297 0.05020 202 121 55 26
39 Excuse me Sir. Which bathroom will it be using? 1.5272 0.04546 239 142 68 29
40 Your Big & Tall order has arrived, sir. 1.5270 0.04323 241 138 79 24
41 I actually preferred it when you were growing weed, sir. 1.5202 0.04640 248 154 59 35
42 Sir, shall I add another place setting for dinner? 1.5198 0.04969 227 144 48 35
43 When he's old enough he will want to know who his cadavers are. 1.5187 0.04404 241 142 73 26
44 The creationists are at the door. 1.5169 0.04391 236 138 74 24
45 Will he be alive in time for dinner sir? 1.5152 0.04786 231 144 55 32
46 Will your guest be alive for dinner? 1.5136 0.04756 220 134 59 27
47 He won't love you like I do, sir. 1.5120 0.05035 209 131 49 29
48 Tell me when it's safe to use the microwave. 1.5112 0.04665 223 135 62 26
49 No sir, I don't think this is what she meant by 'make new friends.' 1.5095 0.04689 210 125 63 22
50 If you won't be needing me any more this evening sir I think I'll be running for my life now. 1.5083 0.05350 181 113 44 24
51 It's too late, sir. It's Clinton or Trump. 1.5068 0.04859 219 137 53 29
52 Sir, the hardware store didn't know what I meant by "neck" bolts. 1.5045 0.04458 222 131 70 21
53 Let's hope this makes him act more presidential. 1.5045 0.05017 222 144 44 34
54 Sir, it's the power company. Again. 1.5026 0.04746 191 112 62 17
55 I've prepared a guest room with all the creature comforts 1.5024 0.04624 211 126 64 21
56 Sir, should I set an extra place for dinner? 1.5023 0.04794 215 133 56 26
57 Yes sir, good help is hard to make. 1.5023 0.04284 221 127 77 17
58 Sadly, sir, monster.com is already taken. Did you have a second choice? 1.4977 0.04729 219 136 57 26
59 Sir, may I say, by using domestic parts you are making America Great Again 1.4977 0.04782 213 132 56 25
60 Sir, I think this is taking pro-life too far. 1.4928 0.04802 209 130 55 24
61 I'm giving my notice, sir. My heart's just not in it. 1.4927 0.04722 205 125 59 21
62 You needed a hand, sir? 1.4926 0.04704 203 123 60 20
63 If there's nothing else sir, I'll be retiring for the evening. Scream if you need me. 1.4925 0.04790 201 123 57 21
64 If he self-identifies as a monster, which restroom shall he be allowed to use? 1.4905 0.04737 210 130 57 23
65 You have no idea what you're doing, do you? 1.4895 0.05102 190 120 47 23
66 Are you quite sure this is what your personal trainer meant by 'bodybuilding'? 1.4882 0.04525 211 127 65 19
67 Mr. Trump is wondering when his Vice-Presidential candidate will be finished. 1.4877 0.05196 203 134 39 30
68 Congratulations, sir. You've been named Recycler of the Month. 1.4874 0.04877 199 124 53 22
69 Will it know which bathroom it should use? 1.4870 0.05200 193 125 42 26
70 Would you like me to bring you another cold one before I retire for the night, Sir? 1.4854 0.04804 206 129 54 23
71 Another credit card has been pre-approved for him. 1.4845 0.04915 194 121 52 21
72 Should I grab you another cold one Sir? 1.4829 0.04821 205 129 53 23
73 I checked, sir, and 'monster.com' has been taken. 1.4811 0.04853 185 113 55 17
74 Have you tried rebooting? 1.4804 0.04575 179 104 64 11
75 The electrical bill just arrived, sir. You might want to consider solar. 1.4804 0.04937 204 131 48 25
76 Sir, will he make America great again? 1.4798 0.05149 198 130 41 27
77 Sir, your mother suggests that you "make a friend" in a less literal manner. 1.4796 0.04877 196 123 52 21
78 The cook was wondering if she can use the microwave now, sir? 1.4789 0.04877 190 118 53 19
79 I'll brew some coffee. He's going to be a real monster when he wakes up. 1.4789 0.04762 190 116 57 17
80 Are you sure Obamacare covers this? 1.4787 0.04797 188 115 56 17
81 Just don't give him any political ambition. 1.4783 0.04992 184 115 50 19
82 It's Wednesday sir - Igor is always off on hump day 1.4764 0.05187 191 125 41 25
83 With which gender will it be self-identifying, sir? 1.4764 0.04743 191 117 57 17
84 But sir, the Republicans have already created a monster. 1.4759 0.05048 187 119 47 21
85 I certainly hope, sir, that you will offer him clear instruction on which restroom to use. 1.4749 0.05334 179 117 39 23
86 There was an angry mob at the door, but they were looking for the Trump rally. 1.4742 0.05020 194 125 46 23
87 Shall I set an extra place at the table? 1.4709 0.05243 172 110 43 19
88 No, there is no history of heart disease in my family. Why do you ask? 1.4709 0.04658 189 115 59 15
89 Sir, Paul Ryan called and he said he'll take whatever you have. 1.4706 0.05482 170 112 36 22
90 Well, I see we can bring the dead to life, but a raise for your butler is simply IMPOSSIBLE! 1.4693 0.05091 179 114 46 19
91 There's a Mr. Trump at the door who asks how his running-mate is coming along. 1.4686 0.04880 207 135 47 25
92 It’s Mr. Trump’s campaign on the phone, sir. When will the Vice President be ready? 1.4686 0.05424 175 116 36 23
93 do you need a hand? 1.4684 0.05210 158 98 46 14
94 Anything for the recycling bin, sir? 1.4667 0.04945 180 113 50 17
95 Shall I reanimate the leftovers, sir? 1.4667 0.04945 180 113 50 17
96 God's on the phone, and he sounds huffy. 1.4658 0.05289 161 102 43 16
97 The cook would like to know what happened to the liver. 1.4641 0.05566 153 99 37 17
98 Your efforts to produce a Third Party candidate are admirable. 1.4639 0.05514 166 110 35 21
99 AC or DC, sir? 1.4625 0.05162 160 100 46 14
100 Need a hand, sir? 1.4615 0.05174 169 108 44 17
101 Sir, I don’t think this is what your therapist meant by “revive an old friendship”. 1.4615 0.05105 169 107 46 16
102 If there will be nothing further this evening, sir, I’d like to run for my #@!$#%* life. 1.4611 0.05142 193 129 39 25
103 Sir, Blue Cross has denied coverage for the operation. 1.4601 0.04942 163 100 51 12
104 Sir, Mr Trump is on the telephone again. He would like to know if his running mate is ready yet? 1.4581 0.05734 155 104 31 20
105 Good news, sir. In hypothetical matchups he beats Trump and Clinton. 1.4564 0.05428 149 95 40 14
106 Sorry sir, but he signed a DNR. 1.4559 0.05704 136 87 36 13
107 His co pay was denied. How should we proceed, sir? 1.4556 0.04962 169 106 49 14
108 He's leading in the polls, sir. 1.4556 0.05126 180 118 42 20
109 Sir, the insurance company is on the line, they require prior authorization. 1.4551 0.05004 167 105 48 14
110 Good new Sir! Obamacare handles the procedure! 1.4551 0.05352 167 110 38 19
111 It's Trump again, Doctor. Now he wants longer fingers. 1.4540 0.05449 163 108 36 19
112 Will our guest be alive in time for dinner? 1.4534 0.05356 161 105 39 17
113 I believe the appropriate tweet should be -- it's alive. 1.4521 0.04727 188 119 53 16
114 It's damned inflation, sir. An arm now costs an arm and a leg. 1.4506 0.05258 162 105 41 16
115 Sir, Mr Trump is enquiring about the progress of his running mate. 1.4500 0.05451 160 106 36 18
116 There's a man at the door, sir. He's says you've stolen his daughter's heart. 1.4497 0.05302 169 112 38 19
117 His package has arrived, sir. 1.4497 0.05687 169 118 26 25
118 His insurance won't cover it, sir. Death is a pre-existing condition. 1.4485 0.04894 165 103 50 12
119 Good news, sir. The Kickstarter has been funded. 1.4465 0.05618 159 108 31 20
120 I was told you needed a hand to finish your project? 1.4458 0.04946 166 105 48 13
121 My hat size? Curious you should ask, Sir. 1.4451 0.05136 164 106 43 15
122 I take it you have no idea how the book ends? 1.4444 0.05237 153 98 42 13
123 It's a message from the Republicans, sir. They say, 'Never mind.' 1.4444 0.05783 153 105 28 20
124 They found the missing part. Lorena Bobbitt had it. 1.4438 0.05519 160 108 33 19
125 Will the strapped-down gentleman be dining intravenously tonight,sir? 1.4429 0.05578 140 91 36 13
126 Sure, I can be discrete. What happens in the dungeon stays in the dungeon. 1.4424 0.04736 165 102 53 10
127 I had them put their torches in the umbrella stand. 1.4423 0.05001 156 98 47 11
128 Keep trying. The convention isn't until July. 1.4419 0.05357 172 117 34 21
129 Am I being replaced, sir? 1.4405 0.04601 168 103 56 9
130 Yes sir, I do have a fully functioning spleen. Why do you ask? 1.4390 0.05346 164 110 36 18
131 Sir, I must ask: Am I being replaced? 1.4379 0.05394 153 101 37 15
132 You wanted to pick my brain about your recent project, sir? 1.4375 0.05069 160 103 44 13
133 Sir, you really must find a new way to make friends 1.4370 0.05624 135 88 35 12
134 That's nothing - my previous employer liked to run around in a bat costume. 1.4367 0.05114 158 102 43 13
135 Yes Jeeves, I am keeping a stiff upper lip. Its in a jar on that table over there. 1.4362 0.05414 149 98 37 14
136 Sir, I would advise against Dancing with the Stars. You realize he's got two left feet. 1.4362 0.05330 149 97 39 13
137 Should I set another plate for dinner? 1.4362 0.05740 149 102 29 18
138 If this doesn’t work you can always do a Diet Coke and Mentos volcano for the science fair. 1.4362 0.05157 149 95 43 11
139 Lunch is served, Sir: baby-back ribs, elbow macaroni, and lady fingers for dessert. 1.4359 0.04996 156 99 46 11
140 Without brains, he could be a politician. 1.4356 0.05367 163 110 35 18
141 He's got your eyes, sir. 1.4356 0.05438 163 111 33 19
142 Do you know which bathroom it will prefer, sir? 1.4354 0.05956 147 103 24 20
143 Will your guest be alive for dinner, Sir? 1.4348 0.05416 161 109 34 18
144 You'll want to let it breath for at least 30 minutes. 1.4342 0.05085 152 97 44 11
145 So what happened to your previous butler? 1.4331 0.05054 157 101 44 12
146 Excuse me, sir, someone is here to give you a hand. 1.4329 0.04826 164 104 49 11
147 Your Kickstarter is now fully funded. 1.4324 0.05352 148 97 38 13
148 AC or DC? 1.4321 0.05021 162 105 44 13
149 His health insurance says they are not going to pay. 1.4314 0.05144 153 99 42 12
150 Sir, will you require any additional body parts before I retire for the evening? 1.4314 0.05227 153 100 40 13
151 Can we have him say something other than "Make America Great Again"? 1.4312 0.04986 160 103 45 12
152 Sir, I'm sorry to say itsalive.com is taken. 1.4303 0.04955 165 107 45 13
153 Mr Trump says to make sure his running mate has very large hands. 1.4297 0.06144 128 88 25 15
154 Sir, the RNC just called and wanted to know if it will be ready in time for the convention. 1.4295 0.05409 149 99 36 14
155 Mr. Trump just called to ask if you could make his running mate's hands smaller. 1.4295 0.05655 149 102 30 17
156 You can't raise my salary and you expect to raise the dead? 1.4293 0.04785 184 121 47 16
157 Still just one for dinner, sir? 1.4286 0.05836 140 96 28 16
158 God is on the phone. 1.4286 0.05108 147 94 43 10
159 If he doesn't win the election, Mr. Cheney would like to have his heart back. 1.4276 0.05648 152 105 29 18
160 Your brain has arived from Amazon sir. 1.4276 0.05600 145 98 32 15
161 May I give you a hand, Sir? 1.4276 0.05514 145 97 34 14
162 They're here to read the meter, sir. 1.4268 0.05285 157 105 37 15
163 You laughed maniacally for me, Sir? 1.4255 0.05625 141 95 32 14
164 The brain arrived from Amazon. 1.4248 0.05383 153 103 35 15
165 We have a slight problem, sir, I can't find the outlet. 1.4248 0.05138 153 100 41 12
166 The GOP Convention is on the phone, Doctor. They don't like the first monster you sent them! 1.4242 0.06282 132 94 20 18
167 The, er, donors have arrived, sir. 1.4238 0.05750 151 106 26 19
168 The guests are seated and waiting to be severed...uh, served, Sir. 1.4236 0.05625 144 98 31 15
169 Sir, your wife says she's running a bit late, she's still putting on her face. 1.4231 0.05968 130 89 27 14
170 Every time you try to bring him to life the internet goes down. 1.4231 0.05660 130 86 33 11
171 A delegation from the village would like to know which bathroom it will be using. 1.4222 0.05708 135 91 31 13
172 The Republicans called to say they are going with the other one. 1.4211 0.05669 133 89 32 12
173 The entire village is here to see you, sir. 1.4207 0.05054 145 93 43 9
174 An angry mob to see you, sir. 1.4200 0.05456 150 102 33 15
175 I'd like to seat him next to the duchess, but he'll need to speak French. 1.4200 0.05290 150 100 37 13
176 Sir,they want to know if the third party candidate is ready. 1.4200 0.05456 150 102 33 15
177 Good news sir. Donald Trump's brain just arrived. It looks hardly used. 1.4191 0.06135 136 97 21 18
178 So, is tonight the night we put away the good china? 1.4189 0.05253 148 98 38 12
179 Doctor, some body is at the door. 1.4189 0.05592 148 102 30 16
180 No Sir, I don't carry an Organ Donor card! 1.4184 0.05148 141 91 41 9
181 I'm terribly sorry, sir, but I cannot lend you a hand. 1.4184 0.05148 141 91 41 9
182 In an election year very few normal brains are available, sir. 1.4183 0.05377 153 104 34 15
183 Sir, Mary Shelley has arrived with a 'cease and desist' order. 1.4178 0.05563 146 100 31 15
184 The accountant wishes to know if your creation is a business expense or merely a dependent. 1.4167 0.05488 132 87 35 10
185 Sir, May I suggest that you wait until 2020. The Republicans already have a monster. 1.4156 0.05505 154 107 30 17
186 I'm sorry sir, but I put a call in to the GOP organ bank, and they seem to be all out of brains. 1.4148 0.05891 135 94 26 15
187 Sir, I have to ask - are you thinking about replacing me? 1.4145 0.05234 152 102 37 13
188 Sir, Amazon says the brain is not returnable. 1.4143 0.05551 140 95 32 13
189 Shall I set an extra place for dinner, or is that too optimistic? 1.4138 0.05233 145 96 38 11
190 The Republican National Committee is wondering when the candidate will be ready. 1.4138 0.05233 145 96 38 11
191 I’m Jeeves, sir. You created me last Tuesday. 1.4135 0.05456 133 88 35 10
192 Sir, the RNC keeps calling. They want to know if the new candidate will be ready by the convention. 1.4135 0.06050 133 94 23 16
193 Don't you think you've taken this man cave thing just a bit too far, sir? 1.4133 0.07375 75 50 19 6
194 I was wondering if you’d happened to see my right arm anywhere… 1.4130 0.05608 138 94 31 13
195 Sir, the villagers would like a word. 1.4127 0.05551 126 83 34 9
196 Looks like we'll both be working with leftovers tonight. 1.4126 0.05092 143 93 41 9
197 Dinner is served, Doctor. Leftovers tonight, but I've managed to give new life to last week's meat loaf. 1.4126 0.05555 143 98 31 14
198 The first trick-or-treaters are here, sir. Are we about ready? 1.4121 0.04479 182 118 53 11
199 A word of advice, Victor. Give the monster a name. 200 years from now you don't want people thinking HE was Frankenstein. 1.4118 0.05289 153 104 35 14
200 He can not be turned down for health care because of pre exisitng conditions. 1.4118 0.05370 136 90 36 10
201 Shall I show them in, your Lordship? They claim to be born again. 1.4118 0.05267 136 89 38 9
202 As you feared, sir, brains are scarce everywhere. 1.4118 0.05569 136 92 32 12
203 You asked me to tell you when The Walking Dead came on, sir. 1.4118 0.05370 136 90 36 10
204 Sir, if I might make a rather sharp distinction, the sherry is in the decanter to the right, the embalming fluid to the left. 1.4113 0.05427 141 95 34 12
205 Sir, I don't have the stomach for this, but Igor can find one. 1.4110 0.05556 146 101 30 15
206 Sorry Sir, but your ad was flagged on Craigslist. 1.4109 0.05348 129 84 37 8
207 Shall I set the table tonight for two, Sir? 1.4098 0.06132 122 85 24 13
208 Your mother has a question about the item in the freezer. 1.4094 0.05847 127 87 28 12
209 Sir, Mr. Trump is on the line and wants to know when his running mate will be ready. 1.4094 0.06260 127 91 20 16
210 Will you want tea after you tamper with God's domain, sir? 1.4088 0.05727 137 95 28 14
211 Rabble with torches to see you, Sir. 1.4088 0.05237 137 90 38 9
212 The insurance agent would like a word regarding pre-existing conditions. 1.4085 0.05208 142 94 38 10
213 No Sir. The procedure is not approved under Obamacare. 1.4080 0.05217 125 80 39 6
214 So you can create man but an elevator is out of the question? 1.4080 0.05803 125 85 29 11
215 Please let me know when you're done with those neck bolts, sir. They came from the vacuum cleaner. 1.4079 0.05227 152 103 36 13
216 Shall I prepare the remains of the day, Sir? 1.4068 0.05676 118 78 32 8
217 Nobody with brains wants to deliver one here, sir. 1.4062 0.05594 128 86 32 10
218 Good news, sir. He already has two thousand followers on Twitter. 1.4058 0.05308 138 92 36 10
219 Sir, you should build two more. The cook and gardner have also resigned. 1.4050 0.05577 121 80 33 8
220 Beg pardon, sir, but there's a caller inquiring about your interest in cutting your utility bills in half. 1.4046 0.05502 131 88 33 10
221 Sir, will the gentleman be joining you for dinner? 1.4044 0.05939 136 97 23 16
222 One hump or two? 1.4044 0.06030 136 98 21 17
223 The president of the condominium association would like to speak to you 1.4044 0.05258 136 90 37 9
224 We might send him out again, sir, as he's swept another primary. 1.4037 0.06533 109 77 20 12
225 Shall I set another place at the dinner table, Sir? 1.4031 0.05773 129 89 28 12
226 Sir, a mob to see you. 1.4031 0.05877 129 90 26 13
227 May I be frank, sir? 1.4031 0.05668 129 88 30 11
228 Will your creation have any dietary restrictions? 1.4016 0.05943 127 89 25 13
229 It's FedEx, sir. Your parts have arrived. 1.4015 0.05811 137 97 25 15
230 A Mary Shelley is here to see you. She says you'll know what it's about. 1.4000 0.05416 130 87 34 9
231 You groaned, sir? 1.4000 0.05584 135 93 30 12
232 A Mr Trump is inquiring whether his running mate is ready yet. 1.4000 0.05873 135 96 24 15
233 Are we going with AC or DC this time? 1.3984 0.05124 128 83 39 6
234 Sir, you asked me to come down to lend a hand? 1.3984 0.05625 123 83 31 9
235 Are we assembling a third party candidate, Sir? 1.3971 0.05350 136 92 34 10
236 " Excuse me Sir, the online poll shows an overwhelming preference for Monster McMonsterface". 1.3971 0.06021 136 99 20 17
237 Will you be needing anybody else,sir? 1.3969 0.05598 131 90 30 11
238 I'm afraid he remains in grave condition. 1.3969 0.05492 131 89 32 10
239 Will you be needing my left arm as well, sir? 1.3969 0.05804 131 92 26 13
240 Sir, if I may suggest a different approach, I hear wonderful things about online dating. 1.3969 0.05492 131 89 32 10
241 And I suppose they won't call me "Frankenstein's Butler," either. 1.3968 0.05864 126 88 26 12
242 If you leave his brain out he can run for President. 1.3968 0.06077 126 90 22 14
243 There's no lightning yet, sir. Shall I start blaspheming? 1.3968 0.05755 126 87 28 11
244 The RNC is asking if you can be ready by July. 1.3962 0.06384 106 74 22 10
245 Excuse me, but might I pick your brain? 1.3958 0.05235 144 98 35 11
246 Perhaps he would be more comfortable strapped to one of the guest beds, sir? 1.3955 0.05299 134 90 35 9
247 It's Mr. Trump, sir. He wants to know if his running mate is ready. 1.3955 0.05804 134 95 25 14
248 Villagers to see you, Sir. 1.3955 0.05299 134 90 35 9
249 It's dead in here so I'm going home early today. 1.3953 0.05657 129 89 29 11
250 The Republicans are at the door and they are looking for their candidate. 1.3953 0.05969 129 92 23 14
251 Not a problem at all, Sir. In fact, if I may say, it is welcome break from Downton Abbey. 1.3953 0.05438 129 87 33 9
252 Torch-wielding mob to see you, Sir 1.3952 0.05589 124 84 31 9
253 It's Mr. Trump, sir. He wants to know when his running mate will be finished. 1.3950 0.06111 119 84 23 12
254 The Republican Party wishes to know if your candidate will be ready in time for the convention. 1.3944 0.05824 142 103 22 17
255 Congratulations, Sir. Best. Ted. Talk. Ever. 1.3937 0.05932 127 90 24 13
256 Sir, are you sure you can claim him as a dependant 1.3934 0.05404 122 81 34 7
257 Will I be setting another place for dinner sir? 1.3934 0.06110 122 87 22 13
258 He may well be obedient, sir... But he shall never be a gentleman's gentleman. 1.3923 0.05726 130 91 27 12
259 Sir, Have you thought about which bathroom it will use in North Carolina? 1.3919 0.05724 148 108 22 18
260 Will you be offended if I have my appendix removed at the hospital? 1.3917 0.05588 120 81 31 8
261 Sir, the Anyone But Trump committee is here to meet the new candidate. 1.3913 0.06012 115 80 25 10
262 We've set an extra place just in case things work out. 1.3913 0.05387 138 95 32 11
263 The Kardashian's called - they say you can keep the brain, they won't be needing it. 1.3910 0.05927 133 96 22 15
264 If there's nothing else, sir, I should like to depart before the pitchforks and torches. 1.3902 0.05730 123 85 28 10
265 Good news, sir. The politician's brain has arrived and, as expected, there is no sign of wear. 1.3902 0.05958 123 87 24 12
266 Remarkable undertaking, sir, although I daresay your last creation remains unbeatable in the Primaries 1.3897 0.06011 136 100 19 17
267 Excuse me, sir, but Mr. Trump would like to know when his running mate will be ready. 1.3895 0.07066 95 69 15 11
268 He won Nebraska 1.3894 0.06214 113 80 22 11
269 There's a mob at the door for you, sir. 1.3894 0.06214 113 80 22 11
270 Sir I seem to be missing the liver for the pate for the party tonight. 1.3893 0.05793 131 93 25 13
271 Have you put some thought into going solar? 1.3889 0.05859 108 73 28 7
272 Tell that pollster we are very pro-life. 1.3889 0.05743 126 88 27 11
273 A message from Amazon, sir." "The parts you ordered have been shipped. 1.3889 0.05317 144 100 32 12
274 Just popping out sir, did you need me to pick up any bits and pieces? 1.3889 0.05852 126 89 25 12
275 The staff is requesting you resurrect a living wage as well, sir. 1.3884 0.05794 121 84 27 10
276 Your experiment was just drafted in the third-round by the Packers. 1.3884 0.05794 121 84 27 10
277 According to what I have read, the law now requires that he be labeled as a GMO. 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
278 Some body to see you, Sir. 1.3876 0.05751 129 91 26 12
279 A reporter called asking what bathroom he'll use. 1.3876 0.05856 129 92 24 13
280 Will dinner be for one or two, sir? 1.3866 0.06327 119 87 18 14
281 Master Viktor, cook would like to know what you did with the kidneys she bought for tonight's dinner. 1.3866 0.06214 119 86 20 13
282 The meter reader would like a word, sir. 1.3866 0.05737 119 82 28 9
283 Sir, the GOP are here to pick up their candidate. 1.3866 0.06098 119 85 22 12
284 Sir, Igor says you need a hand? 1.3866 0.05612 119 81 30 8
285 To balance the ticket, the convention now requests adding a brain and a heart. 1.3866 0.06098 119 85 22 12
286 Very good, sir. The lavatory shall be designated "Gender Neutral". 1.3864 0.05446 132 91 31 10
287 Currently, sir, your monster is polling quite well. The shouting, stomping, and all-around belligerence appeals to far more of the population than we had originally anticipated. 1.3860 0.05643 114 77 30 7
288 Sir, he wishes to know which restroom he will be assigned to. 1.3860 0.05912 114 79 26 9
289 This is the last time I tell your mother your science fair project is a potato clock. 1.3858 0.05129 127 84 37 6
290 Sir, the republicans would like to return your previous creation 1.3858 0.05706 127 89 27 11
291 I told the driver we were not that kind of body shop. 1.3858 0.05367 127 86 33 8
292 I'm Jeeves. Igor called in sick. 1.3857 0.05027 140 94 38 8
293 Perhaps, sir, it would be easier to just meet my salary demands. 1.3852 0.05515 122 83 31 8
294 We should wake him up sir. The inauguration is in an hour 1.3852 0.06208 122 89 19 14
295 When you're finished, we could use a little life upstairs. 1.3846 0.05928 117 82 25 10
296 Ancestry.com is on the line, sir. 1.3846 0.05802 117 81 27 9
297 Bad news: they already nominated a monster for President 1.3846 0.06051 117 83 23 11
298 Sir, his ObamaCare doesn't cover this procedure. 1.3840 0.05302 125 84 34 7
299 I'm Jeeves, sir. Igor has the night off. 1.3840 0.05988 125 90 22 13
300 Sir, Mr. Trump would like to know when his Vice-President will be ready. 1.3840 0.05988 125 90 22 13
301 Igor says he wants Wednesdays off; something to do with hump day. 1.3840 0.05422 125 85 32 8
302 You did well putting together all the parts. But which bathroom will it use? 1.3838 0.06842 99 72 16 11
303 Master, the Trump people now say they'll need the running mate by Wednesday. 1.3833 0.05698 120 83 28 9
304 Young master, the orange hair has arrived. 1.3827 0.07151 81 57 17 7
305 The villagers would like a word. 1.3826 0.06247 115 83 20 12
306 It's the villagers, sir. They're pissed. 1.3826 0.06247 115 83 20 12
307 Doctor, his insurance company is on the phone. You can't proceed without a referral. 1.3821 0.05717 123 86 27 10
308 I checked, Sir. Your IPhone charger is not compatible. 1.3814 0.05886 118 83 25 10
309 Will your guest be alive for dinner, Master Victor? 1.3814 0.05762 118 82 27 9
310 Mr. Paul Ryan said he expects to support your creature, but he's not there yet. 1.3810 0.06544 105 76 18 11
311 I've never felt better sir, why do you inquire? 1.3805 0.05380 113 75 33 5
312 Your mummy's at the door. 1.3805 0.05804 113 78 27 8
313 A Miss Mary Shelley to see you, sir. 1.3802 0.05660 121 84 28 9
314 And will you be creating a gentleman's gentleman for the gentleman, sir? 1.3798 0.05300 129 88 33 8
315 It's refreshing to know that, for once, I didn't do it. 1.3782 0.05846 119 84 25 10
316 A pitchfork wielding mob to see you, sir. 1.3782 0.06200 119 87 19 13
317 If I may sir...in-utero is a far better way to go these days. 1.3782 0.05597 119 82 29 8
318 Will he be joining you for dinner, or is he going out again tonight? 1.3782 0.05722 119 83 27 9
319 Just one more item to attach.....so he'll be able to use the bathroom assigned to his gender. 1.3782 0.05597 119 82 29 8
320 I just don't think you can make friends this way. 1.3772 0.05896 114 80 25 9
321 Sir, it's Fox News again. They want to see the long-form birth certificate. 1.3772 0.05626 114 78 29 7
322 Sir, Mr. Trump is inquiring about the status of his running mate. 1.3772 0.06154 114 82 21 11
323 His Provider just called. They aren't going to cover any of this.... 1.3761 0.05798 109 75 27 7
324 There's a rather wild-eyed bride at the front door, sir. 1.3761 0.05798 109 75 27 7
325 Sir, the GOP called back to say 'help yourself'---none of its members are using their brains. 1.3761 0.06222 109 78 21 10
326 Yes sir, we still have time to get him on the ballot. 1.3760 0.05408 125 86 31 8
327 I got you that hot dog and beer you requested. Or as you called it, that "frank and stein." 1.3760 0.05641 125 88 27 10
328 I have connected the back bone to the neck bone, and the neck bone to the head bone, will that be all Sir? 1.3750 0.05431 120 82 31 7
329 I dare say Master Frankenstien, you are a genius with left overs. 1.3750 0.05683 120 84 27 9
330 Begging your pardon, sir, but if you don't write a memoir, they might think the butler did it. 1.3750 0.05559 120 83 29 8
331 Splendid work, sir, much less abrasive than the current nominee. 1.3750 0.05805 120 85 25 10
332 I'm sorry, sir, but Medicare has denied all of your patient's claims. 1.3750 0.05683 120 84 27 9
333 How about 'Bob'? 1.3750 0.05301 120 81 33 6
334 Sir, may I be frank? 1.3739 0.05307 115 77 33 5
335 The NFL is calling, sir. They want to know if you would be willing to revive the Cleveland Browns. 1.3739 0.05587 115 79 29 7
336 When he awakens, will he be presidential? 1.3739 0.05983 115 82 23 10
337 Which bathroom shall he be using? 1.3729 0.05747 118 83 26 9
338 Mr. Trump would like to know how his Vice President is coming.. 1.3727 0.06439 110 81 17 12
339 Will he be ready before Cleveland? 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
340 If it should come to life, sir, will it be joining us for dinner? 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
341 The Governor wants to know which bathroom you plan to make it use? 1.3719 0.06000 121 88 21 12
342 In light of the impending storm, sir, should I set an extra place for dinner? 1.3717 0.05922 113 80 24 9
343 Sir, I need the power for the oven. 1.3714 0.05783 105 72 27 6
344 Sir , don't you think it's time you got a life 1.3714 0.06665 105 78 15 12
345 It's the footman, sir ... he's missing a foot. 1.3707 0.05812 116 82 25 9
346 What shall I serve for the first corpse? 1.3707 0.05939 116 83 23 10
347 Shall I add another place setting? 1.3697 0.06300 119 89 16 14
348 The RNC wants to know if it can be ready to run in November. 1.3697 0.05951 119 86 22 11
349 Shall I set another place for dinner, sir? 1.3697 0.05830 119 85 24 10
350 Excuse me sir; can I lend you a hand? 1.3697 0.05319 119 81 32 6
351 Congratulations, Sir. You've been awarded the Nobel Pieces Prize. 1.3697 0.05581 119 83 28 8
352 No, Sir. I don't know what is 8 feet tall, is afraid of fire and recently killed my predecessor. 1.3694 0.05568 111 76 29 6
353 Will you be wanting any more body parts tonight, sir? 1.3694 0.05855 111 78 25 8
354 Do the pitchforks go above or to the left of the plate? 1.3694 0.05855 111 78 25 8
355 Mr. Trump has arrived, sir. Do we have an extra brain? 1.3689 0.06616 103 76 16 11
356 In the event I should hear you declare "it's alive" should I set another place? 1.3689 0.05607 122 86 27 9
357 Sir, I was just informed that having no brain does indeed count as a preexisting condition" 1.3689 0.05607 122 86 27 9
358 You can't just replace me, sir...I'm Union. 1.3689 0.05484 122 85 29 8
359 Just to let you know, sir ... the spare parts are now having tea in the drawing room. 1.3684 0.06138 114 83 20 11
360 Mr. Trump has asked me to inquire when his running mate will be ready. 1.3684 0.06263 114 84 18 12
361 Juice? 1.3684 0.05879 114 81 24 9
362 Think nothing of it sir. Happy to lend a hand. 1.3684 0.05469 114 78 30 6
363 A Mr. Brooks to see you, Sir. 1.3684 0.05469 114 78 30 6
364 A pitchfork-waving mob to see you, sir. 1.3679 0.06334 106 77 19 10
365 Sir, your neck electrodes qualified for same-day delivery 1.3679 0.05738 106 73 27 6
366 OSHA is here... 1.3675 0.05374 117 80 31 6
367 Sir, a Mr Trump wishes to speak to you about his hands. 1.3675 0.06261 117 87 17 13
368 Apologies sir but I believe the neck bolts are interfering with the wi-fi. 1.3675 0.04946 117 77 37 3
369 I remain hopeful you can work in some table manners. 1.3675 0.05374 117 80 31 6
370 I don't think any of the candidates have a right to life stance that supports your cause, sir. 1.3661 0.05949 112 80 23 9
371 And the champagne should arrive upon the announcement of "it's alive," sir? 1.3659 0.05687 123 88 25 10
372 Mary Shelley is at the door. I'm not supposed to be in the story. 1.3659 0.05569 123 87 27 9
373 Does your monster have any food allergies? 1.3654 0.06120 104 74 22 8
374 Your snapchat of him sitting up, Sir, has gone viral. 1.3652 0.05837 115 82 24 9
375 I knew I was going to be replaced by technology. 1.3652 0.05430 115 79 30 6
376 Sir, the investors are here. They'd like to see a working demo. 1.3652 0.05430 115 79 30 6
377 Excuse me sir, but are you absolutely certain that he'll have no Presidential aspirations? 1.3645 0.06284 107 78 19 10
378 How soon can he register as a Republican? 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
379 Sir, shall we recharge the Tesla next? 1.3644 0.04764 118 77 39 2
380 Cook wants to know if the monster has nut allergies. 1.3644 0.05730 118 84 25 9
381 Shall I set another place at the table? 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
382 Should I include one more for dinner? 1.3636 0.06291 110 81 18 11
383 The Bring Back Ronald Reagan Society has expressed great interest in your experiment, sir. 1.3636 0.05868 121 88 22 11
384 If you don't mind, sir, I'd very much like to be a penguin again. 1.3636 0.06291 110 81 18 11
385 Good evening. Will the monster be alive in time for dinner and a movie? 1.3628 0.06037 113 82 21 10
386 Did you try 'Wakey, wakey, eggs and bacey'? 1.3628 0.05769 113 80 25 8
387 Will that be all, sir. There's a group forming outside I think I'd like to join. 1.3628 0.06037 113 82 21 10
388 It's still not alive, Sir. Shall I hold dinner? 1.3628 0.05343 113 77 31 5
389 If you no long need me sir, I'll be retiring to my heavily locked quarters. 1.3628 0.05769 113 80 25 8
390 Sir, the Republican National Committee says they're counting on us. 1.3628 0.05905 113 81 23 9
391 Sir, the brain you ordered on eBay has just arrived. 1.3623 0.04818 138 94 38 6
392 I'm out of birds. May I use your monster in my next movie? 1.3621 0.05393 116 80 30 6
393 I'm sorry sir, but the insurance company was quite clear. He needs a pre-authorization. 1.3621 0.05393 116 80 30 6
394 Sir, it's election year 2016. Functioning brains are really hard to come by. 1.3619 0.06508 105 78 16 11
395 The seventh-grade science class field trip has arrived. 1.3619 0.05918 105 74 24 7
396 Why yes Sir. You DO look like a character from 'Doonesbury. 1.3611 0.05803 108 76 25 7
397 I'm afraid that Amazon has your brain on back order, sir. 1.3611 0.06094 108 78 21 9
398 I thought you should know that we've just received the electric bill. 1.3608 0.06250 97 69 21 7
399 Sir, your accountant is here to discuss the in home office deduction. 1.3607 0.05468 122 86 28 8
400 Sir, The Republican National Committee Chair is here to pick up the candidate. 1.3604 0.06110 111 81 20 10
401 Should I plan on two for dinner, sir? 1.3604 0.05694 111 78 26 7
402 Did you hear the news, Sir? Your previous invention is on his way to a presidential nomination. 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
403 The villagers want to know if he has an innie or an outie. 1.3600 0.06439 100 73 18 9
404 Excuse me sir, but your crowd-funding investors are at the gate. 1.3596 0.05590 114 80 27 7
405 Sir, it's time to release the independent candidate. 1.3596 0.05449 114 79 29 6
406 Since it's Wednesday, I'm covering for Igor on his hump day. 1.3596 0.05727 114 81 25 8
407 I gave my right arm for this job, sir! 1.3590 0.05491 117 82 28 7
408 Tea is served sir. Oh, and happy Father's Day. 1.3590 0.05073 117 79 34 4
409 Igor called in sick. I'm from the temp agency. 1.3585 0.05872 106 75 24 7
410 The venture capitalists have arrived. 1.3585 0.06023 106 76 22 8
411 His current profile indicates he's AC/DC. 1.3583 0.05265 120 83 31 6
412 Beg your pardon, sir, but the gentleman from the electric company is here to read the meter. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
413 Shall I prepare the guest room, sir? 1.3578 0.05298 109 74 31 4
414 What about 'Mason' or 'Liam'? 1.3578 0.05456 109 75 29 5
415 Sir, the angry mob has arrived somewhat early. 1.3578 0.06186 109 80 19 10
416 A Mrs. Mary Shelley wishes to see you sir. 1.3578 0.05759 109 77 25 7
417 Gentleman says he came by to lend a hand. 1.3578 0.05759 109 77 25 7
418 The Co-op Board wishes to have a word, Doctor. 1.3578 0.06047 109 79 21 9
419 Regrettably, sir, the weather forecast calls for yet another clear, moonlit evening. 1.3578 0.05610 109 76 27 6
420 Sir, there is a Mr. Mel Brooks here to see you. 1.3571 0.05930 112 81 22 9
421 Sir, I'm Jeeves.Igor has the night off 1.3571 0.05930 112 81 22 9
422 Any chance he'll clean windows? 1.3564 0.05731 101 70 26 5
423 Not to worry sir, what could possibly go wrong? 1.3564 0.05555 101 69 28 4
424 Terribly sorry to bother you Doctor, any chance you have seen my right arm? 1.3559 0.05318 118 82 30 6
425 Shall I show the torch-wielding mob into the library, sir? 1.3558 0.05943 104 74 23 7
426 Pardon Doctor, Could you use a hand? 1.3551 0.05827 107 76 24 7
427 Today's male has been delivered, sir. 1.3551 0.05827 107 76 24 7
428 We need to make sure we have a birth certificate with his gender on it as well. 1.3551 0.05976 107 77 22 8
429 Sir, is he an upstairs or downstairs monster? 1.3545 0.06001 110 80 21 9
430 Mrs. Frankestein needs a hand 1.3545 0.06272 110 82 17 11
431 The Donald is suing you. Claims you made his hands too small. 1.3545 0.06272 110 82 17 11
432 Forgive me for interrupting sir, however, Mr. Trump is inquiring about the progress being made on his presidential running mate. 1.3540 0.06148 113 84 18 11
433 I'm sorry, sir. I'm rather fond of my spleen. 1.3540 0.06018 113 83 20 10
434 Get a life. 1.3540 0.06148 113 84 18 11
435 Perhaps my services are no longer needed? 1.3535 0.06782 99 75 13 11
436 It's the Power Company, Sir. They think you're growing pot. 1.3529 0.05853 102 72 24 6
437 Just a little someone you tossed together, sir? 1.3524 0.05410 105 72 29 4
438 He wants to know when his really great Vice President will be ready. 1.3524 0.06345 105 78 17 10
439 The Republican National Committee would like a word with you, Sir. 1.3519 0.06074 108 79 20 9
440 It's the Republican National Committee at the door, sir. They're asking if the new candidate is ready yet. 1.3519 0.05782 108 77 24 7
441 The Donald wants to know how his Vice President is coming ? 1.3519 0.05782 108 77 24 7
442 I've arranged for every creature discomfort. 1.3519 0.06215 108 80 18 10
443 Sir, there's a new app for that. 1.3519 0.06074 108 79 20 9
444 'Sir, polls show there is still running room for an independent candidate." 1.3519 0.05782 108 77 24 7
445 And he'll be entitled to use the same bathroom as the rest of the castle, sir. 1.3514 0.06354 111 84 15 12
446 Lunch is severed. 1.3514 0.06091 111 82 19 10
447 Con Edison on the phone for you, sir. 1.3511 0.06365 94 68 19 7
448 May I recommend the 1847 Cote de Beaune Formaldehyde, sir? 1.3509 0.05842 114 83 22 9
449 At least I’ll stop being blamed for every murder around here. 1.3505 0.06050 97 69 22 6
450 I know he's not the original, but you could still make a killing on eBay. 1.3500 0.06256 100 73 19 8
451 Sir, the Republican Party is here. They'd like to make a deal. 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
452 Good news, Sir. None of the deceased had a Do Not Resuscitate directive. 1.3491 0.06001 106 77 21 8
453 Will he do windows? 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
454 Is now a good time to discuss why I deserve a raise? 1.3486 0.05433 109 76 28 5
455 Sir--we've won New Hampshire. 1.3486 0.05738 109 78 24 7
456 Will he be up in time for supper? 1.3482 0.05631 112 80 25 7
457 Shall we piece together a social media presence for him as well, sir? 1.3482 0.05631 112 80 25 7
458 Your mother wants to know if your friend is staying for dinner. 1.3478 0.06636 92 68 16 8
459 Your Kickstarter campaign has attained its goal, sir. 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
460 Pardon me, sir, but an officer from the cold case squad is here to see you. 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
461 Excuse me, Doctor. This month's electricity bill just arrived in the post and it's rather alarming. 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
462 Igor left his heart in San Francisco, but he's going back for it. 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
463 Sir, word has come down that the Conservative Party already has something similar. 1.3462 0.06520 104 79 14 11
464 Will there be two for dinner tonight? 1.3462 0.05595 104 73 26 5
465 Your science fair project looks like a winner, sir. 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
466 Doctor, does your new friend have any special dietary needs? 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
467 There's an urgent call from the Chairman of the Republican Party for you, sir! 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
468 Sir, I'm afraid no viable brains will be available until after the elections are over. 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
469 Mrs Mary Shelley and her copyright lawyer are here to see you, Sir 1.3458 0.06100 107 79 19 9
470 I worked for Trump. I'm comfortable around monsters. 1.3458 0.06243 107 80 17 10
471 Your ex-wife said, "Get a life!" Are you overthinking this? 1.3458 0.05492 107 75 27 5
472 "Anyone else you would care for me to drug and kidnap before I retire sir? 1.3458 0.05329 107 74 29 4
473 You know, I can always check webMD. 1.3458 0.05492 107 75 27 5
474 Yes Sir;I think calling him "The Donald" is a very good name. 1.3458 0.05954 107 78 21 8
475 Electric company on the telephone, sir. They sound perturbed. 1.3455 0.05694 110 79 24 7
476 A mob of villagers to see you, sir. 1.3455 0.05546 110 78 26 6
477 M’lady requests no power surges tonight during Game of Thrones. 1.3455 0.05546 110 78 26 6
478 Pardon Sir... Do you need any more parts before I retire... 1.3455 0.05694 110 79 24 7
479 Mr. Trump is at the door. He would like his brain back. 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
480 Will the monster be eating, or just sitting and groaning? 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
481 I've got bad news, sir. You forgot to pay the electric bill. 1.3441 0.06395 93 68 18 7
482 Dinner is ready, sir. I hope you don’t mind -- it’s a bunch of leftovers. 1.3434 0.06447 99 74 16 9
483 Will it be one for dinner, again, then, sir? 1.3434 0.05948 99 71 22 6
484 Has there been a breakthrough or shall you be dining alone again tonight? 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
485 I was actually looking for the lavatory. 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
486 I keep forgetting -- are you Frankenstein or is it that guy on the table? 1.3429 0.06176 105 78 18 9
487 Will I be wearing the hump this evening, sir? 1.3429 0.05714 105 75 24 6
488 Will there be one more setting for supper? 1.3429 0.06323 105 79 16 10
489 They want to know if you'd contribute to Planned Parenthood. 1.3429 0.05872 105 76 22 7
490 Sir, instead of waiting for a lightning strike, we could invest in solar panels. 1.3429 0.05384 105 73 28 4
491 'Should I set an extra plate for dinner, sir?' 1.3429 0.06176 105 78 18 9
492 Dinner tonight will be leftovers. 1.3429 0.05714 105 75 24 6
493 It's the Republican Party, Doctor. They're here for their nominee. 1.3429 0.06606 105 81 12 12
494 There are some villagers here to see you, sir. 1.3429 0.05872 105 76 22 7
495 Sir, Paul Ryan would like to know if he will be ready for the convention. 1.3426 0.05907 108 79 21 8
496 Excuse me, doctor, the bride is wondering when he'll be ready. 1.3426 0.05607 108 77 25 6
497 A crazed, pitchfork-wielding, torch-bearing rabble to see you, sir. 1.3426 0.05607 108 77 25 6
498 God is here to see you, sir. 1.3426 0.05907 108 79 21 8
499 Sir, he just got his first wink on Match. 1.3423 0.05198 111 77 30 4
500 Pardon the intrusion Sir, but are we safe in assuming that you will still be dining alone? 1.3423 0.06070 111 83 18 10
501 Will he be ready for the vice presidency? 1.3423 0.05651 111 80 24 7
502 Madame will only take him if all his parts work 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
503 Paul Ryan called after The Meeting. He's ready to look at The Option. 1.3407 0.06670 91 68 15 8
504 It's the man from the electric company about the overdue bill. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
505 Should I tell the bride that the groom is almost ready? 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
506 The Republicans want to know when their Hail Mary candidate will be ready, sir. 1.3402 0.06856 97 75 11 11
507 The OSHA inspector is here to see you. 1.3400 0.05168 100 68 30 2
508 Why do I get the feeling you're trying to replace me? 1.3400 0.05898 100 72 22 6
509 That special order part has arrived but it's not, shall we say, proportionate. 1.3400 0.05724 100 71 24 5
510 Which restroom should the Creature use? 1.3400 0.06231 100 74 18 8
511 Doctor, the Americans called again, they really need a Presidential candidate WITH a brain this time. 1.3400 0.06231 100 74 18 8
512 Your mother would like to know what you're doing. 1.3400 0.05545 100 70 26 4
513 Are you almost finished? The Republicans are at the door again and they need another candidate... 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
514 Sir, there's a mob here to see you. 1.3398 0.06255 103 77 17 9
515 Concocting another stiff one, sir? 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
516 Sir, the townspeople are complaining that the electricity is interfering with their Wi-Fi 1.3396 0.05669 106 76 24 6
517 When do you think you could have another look at that toaster? 1.3396 0.05343 106 74 28 4
518 Sir I've decided to use my wife's health care plan. 1.3396 0.06126 106 79 18 9
519 May I be Frank with you, Sir? 1.3396 0.05669 106 76 24 6
520 Donald Trump called -- he wants his brain back. 1.3396 0.06271 106 80 16 10
521 This is no time to slack off. The Republican convention is a mere 2 months away! 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
522 He wants you to make him more Presidential 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
523 Don't trouble yourself, sir. I've always found new staff to be a bit stiff. 1.3393 0.05609 112 81 24 7
524 So, that's one beer for you. Shall I bring Frank a stein? 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
525 But will he be able to make a decent cup of tea, sir? 1.3373 0.06246 83 59 20 4
526 I think it's time we discussed a raise. 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
527 The vicar would like a word with you, sir, about your cemetery visits. 1.3370 0.06424 92 68 17 7
528 Excuse me, sir. Disaffected Republicans are calling again. They wish to know if the third party candidate is ready. 1.3368 0.05913 95 68 22 5
529 Well, if you don't name it, people will just call it whatever they want ... 1.3368 0.06280 95 70 18 7
530 Don't worry, Dr. Frankenstein, your name will not be associated with this monster. 1.3368 0.05913 95 68 22 5
531 What's the status of our third party candidate? 1.3367 0.05792 98 70 23 5
532 One more for dinner? 1.3367 0.06313 98 73 17 8
533 Will there be two for dinner this evening ? 1.3367 0.06313 98 73 17 8
534 Will you be playing god again tonight, sir? 1.3367 0.06144 98 72 19 7
535 He has requested even larger hands Dr. Frankenstein. 1.3367 0.06313 98 73 17 8
536 Good news, sir. We've crowdsourced the brain. 1.3367 0.05607 98 69 25 4
537 The Hawaiian birth certificate has arrived. 1.3367 0.06144 98 72 19 7
538 Ted Cruz is on the line, requesting you revive his campaign. 1.3366 0.05500 101 71 26 4
539 There's an impending thunder storm, Sir. Shall I set another place for dinner? 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
540 Sir, there's a beautiful torchlight parade outside. 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
541 He's going to be a real monster when he wakes up 1.3366 0.06337 101 76 16 9
542 The GOP just called sir. They want to know if Reagan will be ready for November. 1.3366 0.06491 101 77 14 10
543 It's the villagers again. They say it's important. 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
544 Good news, Sir. Your Kickstarter campaign received its first donation. 1.3366 0.06337 101 76 16 9
545 I enjoyed the bat cave better, Mr. Wayne 1.3366 0.05677 101 72 24 5
546 Dinner is preserved. 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
547 The Republicans are holding on Line Two. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
548 I think they're carolers, Sir. 1.3365 0.06203 104 78 17 9
549 Shall I set another place at the table for dinner, Sir? 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
550 Will you be needing a hand later, Sir? 1.3364 0.06077 107 80 18 9
551 The villagers wish to enquire if he could build them a wall and get the Mexicans to pay for it? 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
552 Sir, phone call from Paul Ryan. Would you care to swap monsters? 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
553 The staff hopes you will be dining alone, sir. 1.3333 0.05743 99 71 23 5
554 'A young Mel Brooks is here to see you, sir.' 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
555 Will we be skipping our meds again this evening, Sir? 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
556 shall we expect one more for lunch? 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
557 The villagers have arrived for dinner. They've brought their own forks. 1.3333 0.06002 105 78 19 8
558 Sir, shall I set one more place for dinner? 1.3333 0.06283 102 77 16 9
559 Shall I stick a fork in him, Sir? 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
560 Before you begin to bring him to life Sir perhaps I should iron his pants. 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
561 Senator Ryan will delay the convention while you prepare the nominee. 1.3333 0.05743 99 71 23 5
562 Sir, I told the angry mob to schedule an appointment. 1.3333 0.05526 114 83 24 7
563 The GOP is wondering when their new candidate will be ready. 1.3333 0.06580 99 76 13 10
564 Sir, Wonderful news ! The pitchforks and torches you ordered are being hand delivered ! 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
565 Excuse me, Sir, Amazon has delivered the missing parts. 1.3333 0.05688 105 76 23 6
566 Cook asks if you have any leftovers for dinner. 1.3333 0.06723 93 71 13 9
567 I see you're working on my replacement. 1.3333 0.05581 108 78 24 6
568 Would you prefer free, two-day shipping for the electrodes, or overnight for an additional $13.50? 1.3333 0.05671 96 68 24 4
569 Had I known, sir, I would not have served the brain for dinner. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
570 It's the Republican National Committee; they'd like to know if Mr Reagan is finished yet 1.3333 0.06283 102 77 16 9
571 Excuse me, sir. I was hoping to switch my day off to the day the townspeople will be storming the castle. 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
572 I told them you aren't in need of pitchforks, sir, but they seem rather insistent on seeing you. 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
573 Will he be done in time for dinner? 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
574 Mr. Trump to see you, Doctor. He's still rather anxious about his hands. 1.3333 0.06283 102 77 16 9
575 Villagers with pitchforks and torches to see you, sir. 1.3302 0.05953 106 79 19 8
576 There's a gentlemen at the door with an "Anyone But Trump" sign who would like to speak with you. 1.3302 0.05953 106 79 19 8
577 Excuse the intrusion, sir, but your electrical storm has arrived. 1.3301 0.05234 103 72 28 3
578 I have grave concerns sir! 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
579 Sir, have you given any thought to toilet training? 1.3301 0.06381 103 79 14 10
580 Amazon has delivered your brain, Sir. 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
581 I assume he'll be assuming some of my more menial tasks? 1.3300 0.05515 100 71 25 4
582 Sir, the AirBnB-ers are here for their 5-night stay. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
583 Shall I set another place at dinner tonight, sir? 1.3299 0.06671 97 75 12 10
584 Mr. Trump would like to know if he can ready by Inauguration Day. 1.3299 0.06341 97 73 16 8
585 I'm afraid it's too late to create a new Republican candidate, sir. Shall I get you a martini? 1.3299 0.06508 97 74 14 9
586 There's a gentleman from ConEd to see you 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
587 Monster aside, I am going back to Dowton Abbey. 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
588 Sir, the villagers are back. This time they're complaining about brown-outs. 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
589 Can I assure Mr. Trump that his VP choice will be ready in time for the convention? 1.3299 0.06169 97 72 18 7
590 Pardon the interruption, sir, but your pizza is here. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
591 It's just the little matter about our liability insurance, sir. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
592 Shall I set another plate, sir? 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
593 This is nothing compared to my previous role at the Trump residence. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
594 Sir: there is a Mr. Trump at the door and he wants his brain back. 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
595 'No Geeves, he doesn't need a brain. I'm creating a presidential candidate.' 1.3271 0.06337 107 83 13 11
596 My client would like to know how many you could produce by November 8th. 1.3269 0.05707 104 76 22 6
597 A gentleman with a pitchfork to see you, sir. He says it's urgent. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
598 The crazy lady next door wants to borrow a cup of sugar. 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
599 Don't you think the shoes are a little premature, sir? 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
600 I brought your male in, sir. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
601 What shall I tell the RNC? 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
602 Pardon me sir... I put the villagers with torches in the drawing room. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
603 The neck bolt guy is here, sir. 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
604 Yes, but is he good people? 1.3265 0.05384 98 69 26 3
605 Sir. The gentleman from Ancestry.com is here to see you. 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
606 Sir, I've robbed the grave and also obtained the fresh human heart as requested, but, I must respectfully remind you that brewing coffee is the responsibility of the kitchen staff. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
607 Mr. Trump requests that you add some Mexican to his Running Mate, Sir. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
608 Should I make the reservation this evening for one or two? 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
609 Shall I set an additonal place for dinner, sir? 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
610 The townsfolk are here with torches and pitchforks. Would sir like me to show them in or have them wait in the parlor? 1.3263 0.06766 95 74 11 10
611 The cook would like to know if your monster has any dietary restrictions. 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
612 Will I be able to control him from my phone? 1.3263 0.05062 95 65 29 1
613 Sir, this recycling’s gone a bit far. 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
614 Will the angry mob be joining us for dinner, sir? 1.3263 0.05687 95 68 23 4
615 Sir, a hunchbacked gentleman is at the door responding to an advertisement. 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
616 It's the GOP again sir. They say the Presidential Model you built for them is completely out of control. 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
617 I fear that without a proper name of his own, sir, some may confuse the two of you. 1.3263 0.05687 95 68 23 4
618 Looking to replace me? 1.3263 0.05687 95 68 23 4
619 You really think he can win as a 3rd party candidate? 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
620 If I may say, sir, I hope your teacher gives you an A Plus. 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
621 This should bring him to life, but side effects may include nausea, dizziness, or swelling. 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
622 Will there be one or two dining this evening? 1.3235 0.05601 102 74 23 5
623 Sir, may I have the night off? It's Halloween. 1.3235 0.06256 102 78 15 9
624 They won't believe you if you say the butler did it. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
625 My jowls? It would be an honor, sir. 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
626 Excuse me sir, shall I create a Facebook account for It as well? 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
627 A man from Consolidated Edison would like to speak with you, sir. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
628 Hitchcock, does your contract require you to cameo in EVERY film? 1.3232 0.06553 99 77 12 10
629 Will there be another guest for dinner, sir? 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
630 Will he have any shellfish allergies? 1.3229 0.05638 96 69 23 4
631 Excuse me sir, the GOP would like to know if he is fixed yet? 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
632 Sir, a Dr. Frankenstein is at the door with his patent infringement attorney. 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
633 Beg your pardon, sir, but you've created a monster. 1.3229 0.06369 96 73 15 8
634 You ordered liver, Sir? 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
635 Sir, may I suggest a female's brain this time? 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
636 He could be pretty on the inside - and that's what really counts. 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
637 I'd say it's a mix of anticipation and fear, but the hors d'oeuvres have been well received. 1.3222 0.06672 90 69 13 8
638 The angry mob claims your local sourcing is costing farmers an arm and a leg. 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
639 Your mother is wondering if you're enjoying that new chemistry set she got you? 1.3222 0.06672 90 69 13 8
640 Mr. Trump called again Sir, asking when his running mate will be ready. 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
641 Pardon me for saying so sir, but this experiment is so 19th century. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
642 Your Kickstarter backers are clamoring for an update Sir. And they want an app. 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
643 Should I set an extra plate for dinner, Doctor? 1.3200 0.06342 75 54 18 3
644 He certainly has potential, Sir, but how is he with a tray full of wine glasses? 1.3200 0.05295 100 71 26 3
645 Will your guest be joining us for dinner, Sir? 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
646 It's the day of the remains, sir. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
647 Does that mean two for dinner,sir? 1.3196 0.06479 97 75 13 9
648 I heard thunder. Will the gentleman be joining you for dinner? 1.3196 0.06479 97 75 13 9
649 Sir, shall I add another seat for dinner? 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
650 One neurologically perfect homo sapien brain, then coffee and a brioche at 11am sharp. Will that be all, sir? 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
651 Well - if you didn't ring, sir, then who did? 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
652 I'm sorry to intrude sir, but the homeowners association is here with their pitchforks and torches. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
653 I have accepted a position in Downton where I can properly manage the downstairs. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
654 Oh thank you for this sir, now finally, they won't always say "The butler did it." 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
655 Very good, Sir. And will he be available to greet the villagers when I am on holiday? 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
656 Sir: There's a Mary Shelley at the front door. 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
657 Shall I set another place at the table, Sir? 1.3191 0.06275 94 71 16 7
658 Pardon me sir, but wouldn't be easier to just try Tinder. 1.3191 0.06275 94 71 16 7
659 Your parents are home. 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
660 I've tightened the straps on the monster and fed the sloth. Will there be anything else, sir? 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
661 Sir, Con Edison is here.... 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
662 It's FED EX sir, the parts you ordered have arrived. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
663 Worst bachelor party ever. 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
664 It turns out the hump was just really bad posture on my part. 1.3182 0.06770 88 68 12 8
665 Sir, there is a rather odd gentleman at the door. Says he's looking far a Vice-President. 1.3182 0.05909 110 84 17 9
666 Excuse me, sir, will there be two for dinner? 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
667 Will the gentleman be staying for dinner Sir? 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
668 Will you be needing a fresh brain, sir, or shall I tell Igor he may retire for the evening? 1.3182 0.06574 88 67 14 7
669 Should I add a plate for dinner, sir? 1.3182 0.06574 88 67 14 7
670 And how would our guest like his brain prepared? 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
671 Congratulations on the Nobel Pieces Prize. 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
672 Staff wonders if Sir will next make them a new scullery maid. 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
673 Will there be two for dinner tonight, Dr. Frankenstein? 1.3176 0.06739 85 65 13 7
674 Will he have any dietary restrictions Sir? 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
675 Sir, its Jehova's Witnesses. Should I tell them to come back after you have raised the dead? 1.3171 0.05723 82 58 22 2
676 Let me be frank. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
677 Do you think he'd prefer Boo-Berry or Count Chocula in the morning? 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
678 Shall I add an additional place setting for dinner, sir? 1.3168 0.06282 101 78 14 9
679 Shall I have the angry mob with torches wait in the living room, sir? 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
680 I'm sorry I called the monster "Frankenstein," sir. I'm sure it will never happen again. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
681 I want you to know, Sir, that I could have taken a position at Downton Abbey. It was when you said that you knew I had the brains for this position that I chose you. 1.3158 0.06396 95 73 14 8
682 Excellent work, Sir; but sadly, the Republicans have already had a breakthrough in monster creation. 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
683 Sir, the man from OSHA is here. 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
684 Cook says the liver for tonight's dinner has been stolen. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
685 Leftovers again tonight, Doctor? 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
686 Sir, human resources, has some questions. 1.3158 0.06396 95 73 14 8
687 Happy Father's Day! 1.3158 0.05450 95 68 24 3
688 Shall I get my hump, sir? 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
689 I spoke to Legal and confirmed he belongs to the company. 1.3158 0.05450 95 68 24 3
690 Chef says she needs the kidneys back now. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
691 Are we still giving flu shots? 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
692 Shall I set dinner for two tonight sir? 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
693 A sequel? Sounds like a no-brainer to me, sir. 1.3152 0.05558 92 66 23 3
694 Excuse me Doctor but the Census taker has returned asking for a definitive headcount. 1.3152 0.05338 92 65 25 2
695 Did we use American parts? Maybe he'll become president. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
696 I located a brain, sir. It's marinating in white wine with Gaeta olives. Dinner at six. Will there be anything else, sir? 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
697 Should I be worried about job security, sir? 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
698 There's a Mr. Mel Brooks at the door. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
699 Where do you wish to receive the angry mob, sir? 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
700 Men's room or ladies' room, sir? 1.3146 0.06703 89 69 12 8
701 Shall I prepare tea for the villagers gathering on the lawn, sir? 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
702 There's a chap on the telephone calling about our electric bill. 1.3146 0.05671 89 64 22 3
703 Yes, there is an angry mob outside sir. The bigger concern is the angry electric company employee on the phone. 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
704 Mr. Trump wants to know when his running mate will be ready. 1.3140 0.06670 86 66 13 7
705 Sir, does your guest have any food allergies? 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
706 The transition team has arrived, sir. 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
707 His ex would like to speak with you. 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
708 His HMO called. I'm afraid they don't cover reanimation. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
709 Sir, will you be needing any other body parts this evening? 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
710 Beg pardon, sir, but will there be one more for dinner? 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
711 How long will this take? Both parties want a new candidate by September. 1.3125 0.06337 96 74 14 8
712 Cook was wondering if you'd come across her calf's liver. 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
713 Doctor, the brain you ordered on Amazon has arrived. 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
714 It's the villagers, sir. Shall they place their torches in the umbrella stand? 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
715 Should we be expecting one or two for supper? 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
716 Shall I expect one more for dinner, sir? 1.3118 0.06300 93 71 15 7
717 Am I to understand that parts of him don't handle rejection well? 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
718 Give it up sir. No one is going to believe the butler did it 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
719 For once the butler did not do it. 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
720 Will your 'friend' be joining us for dinner? 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
721 Sir, there is considerable worry among the staff that we will be made redundant. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
722 It's Mel Brooks again - he's asking: "what if it was a comedy?" 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
723 The Republican National Committee just called. They're wondering if their monster is ready. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
724 The RNC just called...they want to know if you can have him ready for the California Primary. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
725 Sir, the spare parts that you ordered from Amazon have arrived. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
726 Speaker Ryan again, sir. One more tweak to The Donald’s frontal lobe and he’ll endorse AND join the ticket! 1.3103 0.06996 87 69 9 9
727 A Mr. Trump is on the phone Sir. Something about looking for a running mate. 1.3100 0.06146 100 77 15 8
728 I have ordered the storm, Sir. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
729 Sir, Will your guest be joining us for dinner? 1.3100 0.06308 100 78 13 9
730 Sorry to report that Amazon does not deliver human organs by drone in our area. 1.3095 0.06770 84 65 12 7
731 Will the doctor's guest be needing a wake-up call? 1.3095 0.05350 84 59 24 1
732 Sir, your 3 O'clock Mob is here 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
733 Will there be one, or two, for dinner, sir? 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
734 That was Trump sir, he's wondering if his VP is ready. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
735 Sorry, sir–after that last round of lightning the scones in the toaster came alive and strangled the maid. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
736 It's the Neocons at the door sir, asking if you could bring them back to life too. 1.3091 0.05883 110 85 16 9
737 A little concoction of my own sir - guaranteed to wake the dead. 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
738 We appear to be trending, sir. 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
739 Dinner is severed. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
740 The usual espresso for you, sir, and perhaps something stronger for him? 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
741 You're still trailing the GOP in creating hideous monsters. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
742 The Republican National Committee would like to borrow him sir. 1.3085 0.06422 94 73 13 8
743 There is someone on the phone from Monstermingle.com. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
744 May I suggest a "Make America Great Again" hat? 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
745 A torchlit crowd of villagers would like to see you, sir. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
746 I would like to request an increase in hazard pay, sir. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
747 Will he be joining us for dinner? 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
748 Lord Brompton has called, sir, and says he would like his penis back. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
749 Would you like me to begin preparing your monster mash, Sir? 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
750 Shall I set the table for one or two? 1.3077 0.06573 91 71 12 8
751 You're sure you want to deal with the consequences of using a republican brain, sir? 1.3077 0.06573 91 71 12 8
752 An extra place for dinner, sir? 1.3077 0.04986 130 97 26 7
753 We have to hurry, we need a viable candidate by November! 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
754 The cable guy is here. 1.3077 0.05343 91 65 24 2
755 Tech Support said the old charger cords are not compatible with the new devices. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
756 A Mary Shelley is at the door and wishes to interview you for a book she's writing. 1.3077 0.05343 91 65 24 2
757 The Republican Convention is in July. Are you sure the new candidate will be ready by then? 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
758 Coffee? Tea? Plasma? 1.3077 0.05343 91 65 24 2
759 The mob is here sir. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
760 Will the V.P. candidate be ready for Cleveland? 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
761 It's a long shot, but he could become the Republican presidential nominee. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
762 Cook would like to know if your creation will be alive by dinner, Sir. 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
763 An angry mob for you, sir. Shall I appease them with red caps and incoherent policy statements? 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
764 I believe a spot of tea may reanimate him, sir. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
765 Will he be joining us for lunch? 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
766 Mr Trump is here for a tune-up. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
767 He's going to run as an independent. 1.3068 0.06734 88 69 11 8
768 I think giving him an English accent is an excellent idea, Sir. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
769 There are some villagers here to see you, sir. They seem agitated. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
770 Shall I plan on dinner for two this evening? 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
771 It seems they are looking for a third party candidate. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
772 Will there be one more for more for dinner sir? 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
773 The guests have arrived, sir--where shall I put their torches? 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
774 Donald Trump on the line. He's in need of a running mate. 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
775 The Bring Back Ronald Reagan Society has expressed a strong interest in your experiment. 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
776 A Dr. Jekyll to see you sir. 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
777 There's a Miss Shelley at the door regarding an interview. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
778 I am Carson, Igor's replacement. 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
779 Someone selling life insurance, sir... Shall I ask them to check in with us tomorrow? 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
780 Sir, do we really need another butler? 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
781 You really need to resume dating, sir. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
782 Sir, the Republican nominating committee is calling with a request. 1.3059 0.06700 85 66 12 7
783 Sir, the temp agency is on the phone. They say there may have been some sort of mix up. 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
784 PETA is here objecting to your work with mice. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
785 Will he be dining with you tonight, sir? 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
786 Combining Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton was a bad move. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
787 Shall I set another place for dinner this evening? 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
788 Doctor, the specimens ahem, your guests have arrived. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
789 Hitchcock's earlier attempts at cameo were a little less subtle. 1.3048 0.06071 105 82 14 9
790 Do you really think I can be replaced so easily, sir? 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
791 Sir, there's a Mrs. Shelley at the door. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
792 The liver has arrived, sir. 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
793 His bride called. She said to get a bigger one. 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
794 So, is it two for dinner then sir? 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
795 Son, don't you think you've taken this science fair thing a little too far? 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
796 Sir, President Trump would like to speak to the Vice President. 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
797 Is it the local custom for guests to bring their own forks? 1.3043 0.06510 92 72 12 8
798 E-Harmony won't accept "monsters". Shall I try Match.com? 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
799 He wants to know sir, if his current policy covers experimental treatment? 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
800 Lets call this one "Trump". 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
801 The chef wishes to know what happened to the raw liver. 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
802 Shall I set out another plate at dinner, or will he be going out? 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
803 Sir, the wedding is in one hour… will the groom be alive and ready? 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
804 Yes sir I checked again, he does not qualify to be part of your family cell plan 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
805 The #neverTrump crowd is wondering how you're doing on their new candidate. 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
806 His HMO is not going to cover this. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
807 Three for dinner, sir, or just you and Mrs. Frankenstein? 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
808 Your parole officer wants to stop by. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
809 The GOP has shown interest in your experiment becoming a third candidate 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
810 It's ConEd, Sir.... something about your bill. 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
811 The Republican Party is on the phone. They want to know when they can expect the new candidate. 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
812 If I may be so bold sir, didn't you learn anything from the Trump incident? 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
813 Good evening, Doctor. The New Yorker cartoon department sent me. 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
814 There's a Ms. Shelley here to see you. 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
815 Sir, shall I inform the morgue or prepare the guest room? 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
816 How many for supper? 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
817 We blew a fuse Sir. Shall I barbecue? 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
818 I'm afraid it's the Clinton campaign again, sir. Has the creature registered to vote? 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
819 Excuse me, sir, there is a mob at the door. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
820 Sir, there's an angry mob here to see you. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
821 Sir, there's a Ms. Shelley here to see you. Shall I send her in? 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
822 Will you be two for dinner tonight? 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
823 I'd like to discuss my job security before he wakes up. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
824 The Republican Party is here to pick up their candidate. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
825 Sir, the weather is forecast to be stormy tonight. Shall I set an extra place for dinner? 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
826 He'll need formal wear for dinner 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
827 Shaken... not stirred 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
828 Dr. Klein from next door is upstairs, he wonders if you might lend him a hand. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
829 I am pro-life too, sir, but you're taking this Creationism thing too far. 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
830 We'll enter him as a third-party candidate. 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
831 Some frankincense would really freshen this place up. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
832 I'm afraid we're in for some bad weather, Sir. Not a cloud in the sky. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
833 I assume you think global warming is possible too? 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
834 Sir, it's me. Igor. Who knew that it's clothes that make the man. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
835 Sir, there's a gentleman on the phone claiming to be his biological father! 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
836 Sir, Mr. Trump would like to know if his running partner is ready. 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
837 This may be the year for a third party candidate. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
838 Shall I assume your guest will be staying for dinner, Sir? 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
839 Am I to assume it will be two for dinner this evening, sir? 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
840 Mrs. Shelley would like to have her book back. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
841 Will your friend be re-animated in time for lunch Sir ? 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
842 His Obamacare paperwork is complete, sir. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
843 Shall I set any extra place at dinner? 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
844 A Mr. Mel Brooks to see you sir 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
845 Carson, put him on ice for Lady Edith. She has such trouble keeping a man. 1.2976 0.06728 84 66 11 7
846 May I be frank? 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
847 The other applicant from Monster.com is waiting for you in the parlor. 1.2976 0.05297 84 60 23 1
848 It's the villagers, sir. Seems their idiot is missing. 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
849 A magazine salesman at the door, sir...wondering if you'd be interested in receiving 'Life'. 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
850 Shall I make up the guest room sir? 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
851 A knock at the door Sir, says her name is "Bride. 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
852 The caller says he's pro life, sir. Shall I admit him? 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
853 Excuse me doctor, your first mistake has arrived for dinner. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
854 He opted out of Obamacare. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
855 Sir, your ex-wife wants to know if you have seen her lawyer yet? 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
856 Our hope is that he will unite the party. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
857 The dinner guests want to know when the vegetable will be ready. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
858 Your Amazon delivery of spare body parts has arrived sir. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
859 Will it be one or two for dinner tonight, sir? 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
860 I smell it too , but it wasn't me ! 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
861 Sir, could you spare a little electricity for my waffle maker? 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
862 He's going to have a ghastly sense of white privilege. 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
863 Madam wishes to know if your new friend requires gluten free. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
864 There's a gentleman by the name of Mel Brooks to see you, sir." 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
865 Sir, the spleen you ordered has just arrived. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
866 They are out of cerebrospinal fluid, sir. Would a nice Chianti work for you? 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
867 Sir, the orange wig has arrived. 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
868 Some scouts are here selling cookies. Should I kill them? 1.2963 0.07124 81 65 8 8
869 Excuse me, Sir, but cook wishes to know if your guest has any particular food issues? 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
870 I'm afraid it's the villagers again, sir. Another complaint about deficits in the power grid. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
871 Pardon me, sir, but the meter man is here to check on some "unusual activity". 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
872 Why don't we start by restarting the router? 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
873 Trump's hand has arrived. Might not be the match we thought. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
874 Will he be staying for supper? 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
875 Shall I prepare the guest suite, or will he be an outpatient? 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
876 Together you can make this country great again, m'lord. 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
877 Cook is asking if there will be two for dinner. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
878 Mr. Ryan called, and asked that he be ready by next week. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
879 Pardon me, do you have any Grey Matter Poupon? 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
880 Have a seat Jeeves I'll be right with you. By the way, would you happen to know what your IQ is? 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
881 What about 'Liam' or 'Mason'? 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
882 The GOP Chairman would like to know if the alternative presidential candidate is ready? 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
883 Sir, this Avon lady says she has a revitalizing cream. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
884 Will there be two for dinner? 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
885 I'm sorry, sir. I thought YOU paid the electric bill. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
886 Sir, there is a bride at the front door 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
887 I could find no brain for the creature, Sir. Perhaps some sweetbreads? 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
888 You have a phone call from the Republican National Committee 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
889 Some villagers to see you. They appear quite miffed. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
890 Will you both be dining this evening? 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
891 Excuse me Doctor, there's a man at the door asking if you can make it look more vice-presidential. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
892 A Mr. Trump to see you, sir. He says he's due for a tune-up and a styling. 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
893 Doctor, will the gentlemen with pitchforks be joining us for dinner? 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
894 Should I tell the mob with torches and pitchforks at the door that you're busy? 1.2941 0.05246 85 61 23 1
895 "Sir, there is an app for that? 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
896 Sir, Mr. Trump is here now, and wants to know if you've been able to unify the various parts. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
897 A mob of torch-wielding villagers here to see you, sir. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
898 Would you be needing another brain sir? 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
899 Sir, the press wishes to know if Mr. Cruz will be returning. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
900 The Society for Responsible Resurrection is at the door, Sir. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
901 Apparently, your last creation will be the Republican nominee. 1.2941 0.06658 85 67 11 7
902 The village mob here to see you Sir. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
903 I'ts the Homeowners Association again, sir. They ask you not run the Tesla coil after 10 PM. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
904 A man from the power company is here for you, Sir. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
905 It's your bridge club calling, sir. They're expecting you to bring a fourth tonight as promised. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
906 Sir, did you forget it's your bowling night? 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
907 Sir, villagers with pitchforks to see you. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
908 Master. Am I to be replaced by the new technology? 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
909 Might I suggest the using of responsibly-sourced ingredients? 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
910 There's a man from the electric company at the door for you. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
911 The mob seems to be here early, Sir. Shall I ask them to wait? 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
912 Did you order the two bolts from Amazon? 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
913 Igor, I think you've been binge-watching too much Downton Abbey. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
914 Your electric bill has arrived 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
915 He'd better be ready by the convention...... 1.2927 0.06605 82 64 12 6
916 Liver, again, tonight sir? 1.2927 0.05345 82 59 22 1
917 The GOP on the telephone, sir, inquiring if you've got anything for them yet. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
918 We're good to go. Macy's Big and Tall can accommodate him. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
919 Hubris is served. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
920 A Mr. Trump called asking if his VP candidate will be ready to be introduced at the convention? 1.2927 0.06605 82 64 12 6
921 You think he could win the GOP nomination? 1.2927 0.07046 82 66 8 8
922 There's a Miss Shelley to see you, sir. She wishes to discuss copyright issues. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
923 Those people with the pitchforks are here again, sir. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
924 Sir, the electric bill has arrived. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
925 If you want to give him a jolt, I suggest caffè mocha with a shot. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
926 I believe its Abracadabra sir. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
927 Excuse me, but they need an answer. Will you be done in time for the convention, or will they go with the presumptive nominee? 1.2921 0.06432 89 70 12 7
928 Let's call him Jeeves. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
929 Sir, Mr. Donald Trump called and asked if the vice-presidential candidate is ready. 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
930 The press is clamoring at the gate. Shall I wake the presumptive nominee? 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
931 The parts from Amazon will arrive on friday, sir. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
932 I presume you'll take your wine with the muenster again? 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
933 I'm replacing Igor, who has taken off for Hump Day. 1.2907 0.06589 86 68 11 7
934 There is a minor change. The master now prefers a 5 foot two, eyes of blue and somewhat blonde tap dancer. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
935 Should I set another service for dinner, Sir? 1.2907 0.06589 86 68 11 7
936 The angry villagers are here to see you, Sir. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
937 Cook wonders whether you might be needing any more organs, sir. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
938 Will you be dining after flouting God's dominion over life and death? 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
939 Sir, Madam says you've blown the fuse to the expresso machine again. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
940 Sir, they are here to see the third-party candidate. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
941 Sir, your wife asked me to remind you that the poster for Timmy's science fair project is due on Thursday. 1.2907 0.06589 86 68 11 7
942 If he can learn to speak by the convention in July, that's fine. But it's not a deal-breaker. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
943 There's a Ms. Shelley at the drawbridge. She claims she invented you, sir. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
944 Will that be an extra place at the table tonight? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
945 There is an angry mob to see you sir. 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
946 I'm afraid the forecast calls for clear skies and sun all week, Doctor. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
947 Missionaries at the door, sir. They would like to know if the master of the house is ‘pro-life.’ 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
948 Triple A is here to charge the batteries, sir. 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
949 Igor's been delayed at the chiropractor, sir. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
950 Dinner for one or two tonight, sir? 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
951 He says he has to go. 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
952 Angry mob outside for you, sir. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
953 You're seven o'clock angry mob is at the door, sir. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
954 Some villagers are here to see you, Sir 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
955 Sir, the neighbors are complaining about the incessant thunder and lightning over the house. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
956 The rabble has been roused, sir, 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
957 His insurance agent wants to know if this is outpatient surgery before he approves the claim 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
958 How very Retro of you Doctor 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
959 Perhaps you could call him Donald Trump, Sir. Then nobody would be the wiser. 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
960 The electrical company would like to have a word with you, sir. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
961 It's the Republicans again, sir. It seems they are not happy with your last batch. 1.2892 0.06755 83 66 10 7
962 Sir, a census taker is at the door--what number should I give him? 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
963 Monster Lives Matter called again, sir. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
964 There's storms predicted for this evening, shall we plan on a guest for dinner? 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
965 I am truly flattered, sir. But I do not think that naming him "Jeeves" will fool the villagers. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
966 Sir, did you want the brain on ice or served room temperature? 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
967 Should I set the table for three, sir? 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
968 Quite a large carbon footprint, my Lordship. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
969 There's a woman at the door who says she's his bride. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
970 Sir, the Addams have arrived. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
971 The CPR instructor has arrived. 1.2875 0.05394 80 58 21 1
972 It's either this or Trump. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
973 Perhaps you could use a 'jolt' yourself, sir. 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
974 'Sir, she claims to be his wife." 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
975 Your order of sweetbreads has arrived, sir 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
976 Will it be dinner for one or two this evening, sir? 1.2874 0.06521 87 69 11 7
977 Shall I set an extra place, milord? 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
978 Shall I alert the villagers or the media, sir? 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
979 Will dinner be for one or two? 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
980 The ACLU wants to confirm bathroom preference. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
981 They're at the door wondering when you'll have the superdelegates ready. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
982 Should I lay an extra place for dinner this evening, Sir? 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
983 Our alternative to the presumptive nominee is ready. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
984 Is there anything you require, sir? Coffee? Tea? A cerebellum? 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
985 Yes, sir, I agree. Totally unnecessary to name the monster. There will never be confusion. 1.2874 0.06521 87 69 11 7
986 I'm afraid I'm not willing to 'lend a hand' on this one, Sir. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
987 Sir, it's the man from the morgue inquiring about your parts order. 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
988 Will it being using the mens room or the womens room? 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
989 Sir, shall I expect two for dinner? 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
990 I think we have created Trump's running mate. We used spare parts from Reagan and Nixon. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
991 We appear to be out of sweetbreads. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
992 With respect to Mr. Igor, Sir, we all had a hunch he wouldn't be back. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
993 Sir, Mr. Trump is on the phone for you. He's inquiring on the status of his running mate. 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
994 The institutional review board got back to us, sir. They have some questions. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
995 Will your friend be staying for dinner or just drinks? 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
996 Don't forget he's lactose intolerant 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
997 Pardon me, Sir, shall I have the violently angry townspeople wait in the library? 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
998 Sir, Dr Faust is here with the soul. 1.2857 0.06895 84 68 8 8
999 Should I keep telling your mom you are playing PlayStation, sir? 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1000 Cheeves, have I ever told you how much I appreciate you for your mind. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1001 Sir, I’m afraid she’s out of Tagalongs and Do-si-dos as well. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1002 Do you think he'll be ready for a Third Party run? 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1003 At the door, sir, is a man who says he has a large organ you would appreciate. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1004 Your organ donor is in the foyer. He'd like to meet the recipient. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1005 'No lightening is forecast Sir, however the Tesla is fully charged' 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1006 The anti-doping committee would like a word with you, sir. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1007 I'm afraid the power surges are playing havoc with your wife's hair dryer, sir. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
1008 If you're done playing God, sir, the Modernists are waiting. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1009 Can you lend me a hand Jeeves? 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1010 Sir, Mrs. Shelley called down to ask why her fuses keep blowing. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1011 GE called about sponsorship opportunities again. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1012 Sir! I'm afraid we are out of liver. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1013 Will there be two for tea? 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1014 The power company is here to read the meter. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1015 You've been accepted at U. C. Berkeley, sir. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1016 Sir, shall I set another place for dinner? 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1017 Your mother would like you to clear your science project off of the table for dinner. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1018 There is a Mary Shelley at the door, sir. 1.2840 0.06628 81 64 11 6
1019 I've come to pick up our third-party candidate. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1020 Can you restore a sex life? 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1021 Will I be setting an extra place for dinner? 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1022 Shall I show the angry mob downstairs or have them wait in the study? 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1023 A pitchfork-wielding horde at the door for you, sir. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1024 Will the gentleman be joining us for lunch, Sir? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1025 Your guests have arrived...THEY'VE ARRIIIIVED!!! 1.2826 0.06617 92 75 8 9
1026 Don't forget the dimples. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1027 And for your guest? 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1028 Trump called requesting a VP. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1029 I am afraid she is gone, sir. Her exact words were: "He'll never make a real man." 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1030 The GOP called again, sir. They say that even if you miss the primaries, if you can get him finished by the convention, they'll push him through. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1031 Hobson at your service. Igor called in sick. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1032 The butcher has a special on brains. Would you like me to order some? 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1033 I do hope that your candidate will be ready in time for the election sir. 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
1034 Excuse me, Sir, God would like a word. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1035 We need Rand Paul’s hair for the running mate by July. Mr. Trump says to focus on that, a brain doesn’t matter. 1.2824 0.06821 85 69 8 8
1036 I'm sorry sir, the eye of newt is on backorder. 1.2821 0.06803 78 62 10 6
1037 The internet is down and the children wanted me to tell you that they're bored. 1.2821 0.06803 78 62 10 6
1038 It's the RNC sir. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1039 A problem, Sir... Twitter has reported his identity has been stolen. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1040 Sir, the electrical storm has begun. Shall I set the dinner table tonight for two? 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1041 Will our guest be needing another charge this evening? 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1042 I think you're right about the cufflinks. It sends the wrong message. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1043 The villagers are here. They want selfies with him. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1044 Your YouTube Video has just gone viral, sir. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1045 Congratulations sir. And to think this all started with that little chemistry set I gave you when you were just a lad. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1046 Perhaps not, m'lord. You named the last one Trump, and look what happened. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1047 Will you be dining alone sir or will your monster be joining you? 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1048 Truth be told, sir, I've never felt like an Igor. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1049 The entire population of the village is here to see you, my lord. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1050 Sir, his bride wondered if it were possible to reanimate the final appendage as well? 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1051 Apparently, Trump's brain is available. 1.2805 0.06782 82 66 9 7
1052 The cook says there'll be no kidney pie for dinner, sir. The kidneys have disappeared. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1053 The brain you ordered from Amazon just arrived. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
1054 He grunts and growls and is lifeless, but he should be ready for the election 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
1055 Sir, the cable man is here. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
1056 I'll take a pot of tea and he needs a great deal of juice. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1057 Message from e-bay,Sir. They don't stock testicles. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
1058 Universal called. Is it pronounced Steen or Stein. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1059 The grave-robber is here — he has a special on a spleen 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1060 I need your credit card. I found a used pancreas in good condition on-line. 1.2791 0.05139 86 63 22 1
1061 It's the GOP at the door. They want their money back. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
1062 Sir, shall I add an extra place setting for dinner this evening? 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1063 The part isn't shipping Amazon Prime. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1064 The difference, sir, is that I can make a dry martini while he can only pee in a cup. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1065 Mr. Paul Ryan said he expects to support your monster, but he's not there yet. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1066 Have you forgottten about the Loewenstein bris, Sir? 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
1067 Another attempt to re-generate the Republican Party, sir? 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
1068 Sir, theres's someone from the power company at the door about an overdue electric bill. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1069 Dinner is severed, sir. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1070 Excuse me sir, but I believe the formula stated "shaken not stirred". 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1071 A Mr. Reince Prebius is here to see you, sir. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1072 Will the Monster be dining with the Master? 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1073 Mary Shelley is here to discuss the film rights. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1074 Someone named Mary Shelley is waiting to see you, sir. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1075 You can't replace me; I know where all the bones are buried. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1076 Shall I add another place setting this evening, sir? 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1077 They're back--Thin Mints, Tagalongs, or Do-Si-Dos? 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1078 The townsfolk are requesting your preference: Tar or feathers? 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
1079 Sir, the RNC would like your advice on some problems it's having. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1080 A Mrs. Shelley to see you sir. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1081 He wants to know how soon he can get up and scare the crap out of someone. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1082 The venture capitalists are here, sir. Shall I send them in? 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
1083 Igor has called in sick. Is there anything I can get you? 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1084 Does the guest have any dietary restrictions? 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
1085 Shall I set an additional place setting at the dinner table, sir? 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
1086 For tonight, an extra table setting next to the electric outlet? 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
1087 Sir, will there be two for dinner tonight? 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1088 Sir, it's a Mister Sanders to see you, he wants to know if you can bring his campaign back to life. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1089 Sir, a Mr. Trump is at the door. He would like to know if you would serve as the head of the National Science Foundation in his administration. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1090 Shall we set dinner for two, sir? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1091 Sir, will our guest be ready by dinnertime? 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1092 Kindly let me know the next time you plan to use all the bacon 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1093 We have a problem sir. Cook mistakenly prepared brains and eggs for breakfast. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1094 Pardon me sir but there is an angry mob of villagers here to see you. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1095 Shall I make him a Netflix profile, sir? 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
1096 Sir, the attorney representing Ted Williams has come in person. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1097 A villager calling sir, something about a missing puppy. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1098 Speaker Ryan, party leaders are concerned that the straps may not hold. 1.2763 0.06908 76 61 9 6
1099 I'm sorry to interrupt, Sir, but the latest primary results are coming in and you did say you wanted to keep up with your earlier works. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1100 Will he be staying for dinner? 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1101 I'll set another place at the table. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1102 You are having vegetables for dinner sir. The liver was missing from the pantry. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1103 The Republicans called sire. They wanted to know if he'll be ready in time for the convention. 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
1104 So this is why you never take me dancing anymore. 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
1105 Sir, will there be two of you dining tonight? 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
1106 I'm from the service. Igor has the day off today. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1107 It's the committee chairman, sir. He wants to know if the candidate is ready. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1108 How shall I explain the missing help? 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
1109 Sir, the brain you ordered from Amazon has arrived. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
1110 Dr., I regret to inform you, your last creation will not be returning. He has become the presumptive GOP presidential nominee. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
1111 Is the Vice President nominee ready yet, Sir? 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1112 I was wondering if sir might have a moment for a chat about one's job security. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1113 The establishment will be relieved to have a new candidate, sir. 1.2750 0.05329 80 59 20 1
1114 Sir, we're no longer in need of another monster. We already have one running for president. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1115 He wants to sign a living will. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1116 Your mother requests that you return her measuring cup. Immediately. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
1117 Angry mob to see you, sir. Shall I show them into the parlor? 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1118 I'm afraid it will have to wait young Master, Mummy wants you upstairs for dinner. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1119 You shrieked, sir? 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1120 Excuse me, Sir. There's a scarecrow at the door, and he's looking for a brain! 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
1121 It's a Ms. Shelley, sir. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
1122 Igor is out this week, sir. The temp agency sent me. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1123 Are we ready to announce a new Apple product ? 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1124 Sir, Igor just quit. He seemed bent about something but that's just a hunch. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1125 "The Yankees called. Can he hit a curve ball?' 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1126 Sir, a Mister Mel Brooks is at the door. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
1127 Shall I set another place at the dinner table? 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1128 Sir, the usual for dinner? A frank and stein of beer? 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1129 . . . and I don't do windows or raise the dead. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1130 Another mob to see you sir. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1131 Dinner is to be severed. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1132 The Republican National Committee has arrived, sir. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1133 Will your creation be joining us for dinner this evening? 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
1134 Is it too soon to know whether it will be two for dinner? 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
1135 Melania would like to know when her husband will be ready, sir. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
1136 Why no Sir, I don't think he's re-volting at all. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1137 Sir, the Bachelorettes are waiting at the west gate. 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
1138 He asked me to remind you that it's his night to go bowling. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1139 The brains you ordered from Amazon have arrived sir. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1140 There's a torch-wielding mob to see you, Sir. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
1141 Will Your Lordship be dining alone this evening? 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1142 Excuse me, sir. Will there be two for tea this afternoon? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1143 Good evening sir, would it be presumptuous to set an additional place for dinner? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1144 Will we need another setting for dinner tonight, Doctor? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1145 Shall I set an extra place, sir? 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
1146 So that would be TWO for dinner tonight, sir? 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1147 Perhaps we should call it Monsterpiece Theatre. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1148 Doctor, his bride is at the door. She is hoping you can add some sparks back into their marriage. 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
1149 I'll have a martini, just give him some juice. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1150 Is it plugged in sir? 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
1151 It's the villagers, sir. They say you're expecting them. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
1152 Pardon me Sir, but I wonder if I might have a few words with you concerning my replacement. 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
1153 "Better make it a stiff one". 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
1154 Coach Belicheck is here. He wants to know if he will be ready to play the first four games of the season. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1155 Sir, when should I tell them the 3rd party candidate will be ready to run? 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
1156 It's election season; Mr. Igor should find plenty of unused brains. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1157 Sir, there's a man at the door with a large penis. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
1158 'Putin's brain is not available.' 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1159 Dying his hair orange is a brilliant disguise. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
1160 Sir, Con Ed has given its final notice. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1161 Madame has scheduled him for a fresh-fruit facial and eyebrow sculpting. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1162 It's the yoga, sir; it's done wonders for my posture. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1163 I'd vote for him. 1.2706 0.05128 85 63 21 1
1164 Master, the Baron says just one more reanimation, then it's bedtime. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1165 Sir, the Jehova's Witnesses are here; should I tell them about the whole "playing God" thing? 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1166 The electric company is calling. They think they can save you money based on your usage. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1167 Will there be anything else sir... before I become his stereotypical first victim? 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1168 ...or I could just bring you a stiff drink, and we could call it an evening. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
1169 May I suggest a little macabre organ music to go along with our little experiment? 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1170 Sir, we just received notice that your electric bill is past due. 1.2703 0.07016 74 60 8 6
1171 Sir, will your creation be dining with you this evening? 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1172 You might consider speeding this up. Mr. Trump has yet to name a running mate. 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
1173 Sir, your mummy is waiting for you in the parlor. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
1174 Will your guest be staying for dinner Sir? 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
1175 A Mrs. Shelley is here to see you sir. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
1176 So that will be two for dinner? 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
1177 Your mother would like me to ask if you know why the electricity bill has gotten so high? 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1178 A Miss Abby Normal to see you, sir. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1179 There is a meter reader at the door Sir 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1180 Might I suggest you just order a brain from Amazon. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
1181 A gentleman from the Homeowners' Association is here to see you, sir. Apparently your apparatus is visible from the street. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1182 Sir,there is a Mr. Paul Ryan here to see you. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
1183 Dinner... is alive! 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
1184 You will need to wait, Sir. Con Ed just issued a peak energy alert. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1185 He'll be better than the presumptive nominee. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1186 There is a Mel Brooks to see you, Sir> 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1187 The donors seek assurance the candidate will be ready for the convention. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1188 I think you have a screw loose. 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
1189 Will there be two for dinner, tonight, sir? 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1190 The liver is ready... 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1191 Will there finally be two for dinner this evening? 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
1192 I do beg your pardon sir, but I'm quite certain he said "shaken, not stirred." 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1193 I don't find it strange at all, sir. My previous employer ran around in a cape and a cowl. 1.2683 0.05220 82 61 20 1
1194 The Bride is here, Sir. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
1195 The gentleman from the solar company has arrived, sir, but kindly refuses the request to add another 5,000 panels. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
1196 Sir, should I ask the angry mob with pitchforks to come back later? 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
1197 Telegram from your wife sir.Now that you have found a way to raise the dead she is withdrawing the divorce proceedings. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
1198 Sir, the neighbors are complaining again about power outages. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
1199 Left overs again,Sir 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
1200 Doctor, there is a man from Tesla Motors who says he has some ideas for you 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1201 Well, yes, sometimes I do think about getting the hell out of here. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1202 The new candidate should be ready by November. 1.2667 0.06932 75 61 8 6
1203 Might the doctor wish to wash his hands before lunch? 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1204 Pardon me, sir, but will your guest be living for tea? 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1205 It's the co-op board, Sir, something about the recent brownout. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1206 Tea for two yet, sir? 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1207 Shall I set an extra place at dinner, sir? 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1208 Excuse me sir, will there be one more guest joining us for dinner? 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1209 Will there be anyone else sir? 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1210 Tea, sir? Of course. For one or for two? 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
1211 They've all signed the pledge to support the eventual nominee, Mr. Priebus. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1212 You wanted me to tell you when the Mets game was on. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
1213 Mr. Frankenstein, the Republican Party is here to see you. 1.2658 0.06909 79 65 7 7
1214 I heard you were looking for someone with a good mind who might be of service. How may I help, Sir? 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
1215 I beg your pardon I seem to have wandered into the wrong movie. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
1216 Pardon me, sir, but the villagers would like to know if now would be a good time to storm the castle. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1217 Are we ready to tweet our findings, Master? 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
1218 Don't worry sir, I was previously Keith Richards butler. I'm used to working around corpses. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
1219 You need to hurry. We really need him for a third-party candidate. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1220 We're totally out of brains, Sir! 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
1221 The electric bill is monstrous this month. 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
1222 Are you needing transportation to the science fair, Sir? 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
1223 Can't you just go outside and play like a normal kid 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1224 There's a Mr. Igor here inquiring about your 'Help Wanted' add on Craigslist. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1225 The census taker said that there is no checkbox for fractions. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1226 Sir, a telegram from your mother: "How could you forget to send a letter for Mother's Day!? You have no appreciation for what it takes to bring a life into this world!" 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1227 Excuse me sir, did you by chance order 200 pitchforks and torches on Amazon, again? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1228 Might I suggest a wine to go with reanimation? 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1229 The bus leaves for school in ten minutes. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
1230 The maid says no, sir. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
1231 The villagers are at the door, sir. Shall I send them in? 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
1232 We were out of formaldehyde, Sir, so I stored his brain in Jack Daniels. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
1233 Dont' forget, Sir, that he prefers it shaken, not stirred. 1.2632 0.07100 76 63 6 7
1234 Someone from the utility company would like to speak to you. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
1235 It's the neighbor woman again sir....asking if you've seen her husband. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1236 Sir, now that Mr. Trump has proven reanimation possible, perhaps he could use an exceptionally strong running mate. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1237 Frankly, sir, I don't give a damn. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1238 Those seeking a third-party candidate are here to see you, sir. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1239 Sir, would you like me to piece together some dinner? 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1240 In honor of your newest creation, I would like to suggest turducken for dinner tonight. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
1241 It's the electric company sir. They're here to check the meter. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1242 His Health Care Proxy called and wants you to pull the plug. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
1243 Begging your pardon sir but he already exists. He's called 'The Donald'. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1244 I quit. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1245 Sir - The GOP are asking when Mr. Trump will be ready? 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1246 FedEx has arrived with the brain, sir. Shall I sign for it? 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
1247 Sir, the bulk order of surge protectors has arrived. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1248 Igor is ill, so the agency sent me over. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1249 Beggin' your pardon, sir. Have you seen the sweetbreads for tonight's dinner party? 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1250 Yes, M'Lord, Cook says she should be able to piece something together for his supper. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
1251 The New York Jets drafted him in the first round. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1252 Wonderful idea, sir, but I'm afraid it's more than 140 characters. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1253 I'm sorry to inform you sir, but @Frankenstein has already been taken... 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1254 Should I set the table for two this evening, Doctor? 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1255 You said you wanted to make a "man" cave not a "make a man" cave. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1256 Sir, the solar panel installers are here. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1257 Shall I set an extra place setting, sir? 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
1258 Shall I set an extra place setting for tonight? 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1259 Shall I set another place for dinner sir, or won't your friend be able to rise for the occasion? 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
1260 Pardon,sir. Dinner for one or two this evening? 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1261 Shall I set a second place for dinner? 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
1262 A pitchfork-and-torch-wielding-mob to see you, Sir? 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1263 The vicar is here, he has the soul for which you've been praying." 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1264 Yes, sir, "monstr" tested as the preferred spelling. 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
1265 He may be alive but, I am not cleaning up after him! 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1266 Shall I lay one extra for dinner, Sir? 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1267 Sir, should I set a dinner place for your guest?" 1.2615 0.07363 65 53 7 5
1268 A Mr. Trump on the line sir..... Wants to know if you'll be done before July 18th? 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
1269 The villagers are requesting a third-party candidate. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
1270 Will it be just you for dinner this evening, sir? 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
1271 Master, I'd like to officially inform you that I have changed my name from Igor to Jeeves. 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
1272 There's a person on the phone wondering if you're interested in solar panels. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
1273 A Mr. Trump to see you sir...something about a possible running mate. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
1274 Sir, if you'll not be needing me to exhume any more corpses, I shall turn in for the night. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
1275 Sorry to disturb you, sir. There's a Mary Shelley at the door. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
1276 He would also like a tummy tuck this time 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
1277 Sir, your 2:30 torch mob is here. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1278 The Power Company called sir, your $7,000 electric bill is past due. 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
1279 Sir, I specifically omitted 'grave robbery' from my resume. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
1280 Sir, there's a Mr Brooks who would like a word. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
1281 Excuse me doctor but there is an angry mob here to see you. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
1282 I've shown the villagers into the library, sir. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1283 It's the RNC on the phone for you, sir-- double-checking that he'll be ready in time for the convention... 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1284 Beg pardon Sir. Amazon is at the door with your brains delivery. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
1285 Should we add another place setting for dinner? 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1286 I am giddy with anticipation sir, will there be two for dinner? 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
1287 Yes, sir, we paid this month's electric bill. Why do you ask?" 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
1288 Shall I set the dinner table for one or two, sir? 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
1289 300 villagers are here to see you, sir. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
1290 Let's hope this one works out better than your Mr. Trump fiasco. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
1291 Cook would like to know if your dinner guest has any food allergies. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
1292 The rabbi is here sir . 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
1293 It was a group of men with pitchforks. The drawing room seemed inappropriate, so I asked them to wait for you in the barn. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1294 It's Mrs. Trump on the phone, Sir. She is wondering where her husband is. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
1295 He got 2200 Likes on Instagram 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1296 Are you sure he will fit through the Oval Office doors? 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
1297 Pardon me sir but a Jehovah witness is at the door. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1298 Begging your pardon,sir, shall I tell cook there will be two for dinner? 1.2576 0.07576 66 55 5 6
1299 Sir, you Mum says it's time for you to put away your, uh, experiments, move out of her basement and get a real job. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1300 The FedEx guy is here with your kidneys. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
1301 Shall I place another setting for supper, sir? 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
1302 ....and for the main course we have a lovely liver with fava beans. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1303 Will you be having the monster mash tonight, sir? 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
1304 A delegation of townsfolk to see you, sir. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1305 The villagers would like to know if he intends on building a wall. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
1306 Pardon me, sir, but when you said, "I cannot be disturbed" ...I beg to differ. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
1307 Is the tripe in the fridge for dinner or for... um, other purposes, sir? 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1308 Will it bethe two of you for lunch, then, Sir? 1.2568 0.06954 74 61 7 6
1309 He'll always lack my graces sir. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1310 Downton Lab-y. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1311 Is this because I complained about $7.25 an hour, Victor? 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1312 Sir, will you be dining alone tonight, or should I set a place for two? 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
1313 Delivery from Amazon Body Parts! 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
1314 Troubling news, sir. This has already been done! 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1315 It's a Mr. Frank Stein Sir, the opera's organist. He believes he has something that was delivered to him by accident. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
1316 Ever think about running him as a third party candidate sir? 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
1317 Sir, there's a Miss Shelley asking to see you. Says it's quite urgent. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
1318 It's a gentleman about your electricity bill, sir. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
1319 Sir, I'm sorry to inform you, but the weather seems to be clear today. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
1320 I think Frank N. Stein is a very suitable name sir. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
1321 Shall I fetch a brain sir? 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
1322 Your spare parts have arrived, Sir. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
1323 I hope you're not planning on replacing me. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
1324 Will there be two dining this evening? 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
1325 Sir, the Republican Party party called. They mentioned something about a new candidate.... 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
1326 They have asked that he be fully operational and transported to Cleveland by July 18. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
1327 Is he staying for dinner? 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
1328 Eating alone, sir, or should I expect two for dinner? 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
1329 I've got to give you a hand, sir. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
1330 The staff has asked if they might have the evening off, in order to attend festivities in the village tonight. It seems there will be some sort of parade involving torches and pitchforks. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
1331 I agree with your guidance counselor. This still might be enough extra curricular for your college application. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
1332 The swirly orange wig has arrived Sir. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
1333 Excepting another power outage, dinner is served, sir. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1334 Shall I set a place for him? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1335 Still no lightning in the forecast. Perhaps relocating to Fiji wasn't the best idea. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
1336 What hump? 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1337 Unfortunately, Mr. Trump's brain is not available. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
1338 The Republican VP: a work in progress. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1339 Leftovers again for dinner, sir? 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
1340 Brains, are served. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1341 Someone from the RNC is at the door, Sir. Something about creating a monster... 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
1342 Schwegler's Monster has arrived for their play date. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
1343 Agitated villagers are at the gate, sir, imploring your monster to run for high office. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
1344 We'll be having leftovers for dinner. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1345 Sorry sir, Bernie Sanders brain is still unavailable, he's still winning primaries. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
1346 You are too late. The presidential nominees have already been selected. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
1347 It's a Mr. Trump, sir. Something about a vice-president he asked for… 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
1348 Will you be needing me to set another place for dinner? 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
1349 So you're the brains of the operation? 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
1350 Doctor, are you positive ANY third party candidate will do? 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1351 Sorry to interrupt, sir... Shall we set the table for one or two tonight? 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1352 Sir, Donald Trump was wondering if your creation is interested in the vice-presidency. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1353 Frankenfurters for dinner, sir? 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
1354 I'm sorry but cook mistook the liver for your dinner order, sir. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
1355 Sir, there's a man at the door. He wants his gallbladder back. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
1356 There’s a man with a pitchfork to see you sir. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
1357 Tesla's monster is biodegradable 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
1358 Sir, the restaurant confirms that one may not bring newborns. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
1359 ...and you can consider this my resignation, because, to be quite candid, sir, I think that he is Frankenstein, and you are the monster. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
1360 Some villagers to see you sir. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
1361 I prefer 'Donald'. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
1362 Sir, we're out of triple-A batteries and the drug store is closed. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
1363 Will it be dinner for two tonight, Doctor? 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
1364 Shall I set another place at the table or not? 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
1365 Bad News, Sir, A Dr. Frankenstein has already published his research. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
1366 The times are changing, Igor. Say hello to the Groom of Frankenstein. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
1367 Excuse me Sir, will your friend be requiring his shoes shined..? 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
1368 A Mr. Trump is asking if his running mate is ready yet? 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
1369 Malpractice, it's what separates doctors from us scientists! 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
1370 The townspeople have arrived. Where should I put the pitchforks? 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
1371 Your mother wishes to know if she may borrow him from midnight to two. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
1372 Lady Mary was wondering, sir, when her new suitor will be ready. 1.2533 0.06869 75 62 7 6
1373 Reince Priebus is on the line, sir. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
1374 Sir, for each of the last nine generations the eldest male of my family has proudly served as a gentleman's gentleman. Of course I know how to rob a grave! 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
1375 Shall I set an extra place setting for your friend? 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
1376 Mrs. Shelley suggests adding a bit of sang-froid. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
1377 Sir, The RNC called again and said to ... Hurry Up. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
1378 A Mrs. Cruz is calling sir, she is looking for her husband's head. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
1379 Igor requested that I inform you that it is, in fact, a dark and stormy night. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
1380 Shall I tell Mr. Priebus that the unity candidate is ready? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1381 Just strikes me as odd that I'm the only one who has to be formally dressed. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
1382 Sir - our April electric bill was $27,000. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1383 Sir, it's the meter reader again inquiring about the recent surges. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1384 Sir, the electric company called... they want to discuss this month's bill with you. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1385 Your mother wants the kitchen table back. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
1386 According to the movies I think this will work! 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1387 Will that be two for dinner then? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1388 Sir, would it be unseemly to serve brains for dinner tonight? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1389 Mr. Mel Brooks is here to see you, sir. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
1390 "Sir. The gentleman whom you paid to fix the monster's neck has just made a bolt for it". 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1391 Mr. Trump’s hair is here for a recharge, Sir 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
1392 Will it be dinner for two tonight Sir ? 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1393 Expecting two for dinner then? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1394 Sir, will your creation be joining you for dinner? 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
1395 That 1883 Chardonnay should placate an angry mob quite nicely. 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
1396 Shall I expect two for dinner, Sir? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1397 Would you like me to call him Donald sir? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1398 A rather agitated group of villagers to see you, sir. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
1399 The Rupublican Party is calling for your advice. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
1400 "Sir the Frankensteins have returned the lawn mower. Can they have Russell back now? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1401 There is a Gentleman from the Electric company at the front door. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1402 Two for dinner, Sir? 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
1403 There's a gentleman at the door asking for you. He says he's from OSHA 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
1404 Your Amazon order is here sir. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1405 There's a man at the door from the power company, sir. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
1406 Will your experiment be joining you for dinner sir? 1.2500 0.05139 72 54 18 0
1407 You think he's stiff, try working with Tippi Hedron. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
1408 Well done master...you are a genius and I am out of here. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1409 Shall I be setting another place at the dinner table, Doctor? 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
1410 Will our guest be staying for dinner? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
1411 Doctor, will he be staying for dinner? 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
1412 The morgue regrets it has no fresh brains, and Madame sends word that she has a headache... 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1413 There's a man at the door who would like to speak with you about the afterlife. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
1414 "We have trick or treaters at the door sir. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
1415 The electrician is on his way. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1416 The townsfolk have arrived sir. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
1417 The mob respectfully requests your attendance. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1418 Sir, will he be joining us for dinner? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1419 You leave me no choice but to report this to OSHA 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1420 Dinner is served, sir, we're having brains. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
1421 The chef is asking that you stop reanimating the poultry. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1422 Your last creation, sir, appears to have taken the republican presidential nomination. Should I turn the dial to democrat for this one? 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
1423 Sir, will there be two for dinner? 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
1424 I'm not envious, per se, but must he be so toned? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1425 I'm afraid the recycling bin is full again, sir. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
1426 Dinner for one or two this evening, sir? 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
1427 The RNC called. They want to know if you can make Mr. Trump more presidential . . . and also fix his hair. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
1428 Its me, sir. Igor is at spin class. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1429 Will there be one, or two, for dinner this evening, sir? 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
1430 Will he be joining us for dinner, and if so, is any part of him a vegan? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
1431 May I suggest that you postpone the open house? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
1432 Jeremy, your Mum would like you to wash your hands before dinner is served. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1433 A Mrs. Shelley is here, Doctor. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1434 the electrician is here again, sir. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1435 The last three interns really contributed significantly to this important project. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
1436 Con Ed on the phone,sir. Something about your electric bill. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1437 A Mr. Yahweh to see you sir. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
1438 The Trump people want to know how much longer. He's being considered as a running mate. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
1439 Dinner is served. Leftovers this evening, sir. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
1440 Madam is wondering how many for dinner. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1441 Pardon me, sir, but that's not at all what I meant when I asked for a 'dumbwaiter' to be put in service. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1442 Pardon me, sir, but there is an angry mob awaiting you in the parlour. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
1443 Shall I set an extra place tonight, sir? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1444 Creating new life without sexual relations does sound interesting, sir. But isn't the market really looking for a solution to the opposite problem? 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1445 Mrs. Pemberton says her tummy is better and has cancelled her 3:45, which leaves you free to create life until 4. 1.2473 0.06049 93 77 9 7
1446 Sorry to interrupt you sir but there's a woman at the door who claims she's Joan Rivers. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1447 with all due respect sir , I believe he will lack my communication skills . 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1448 Sir, N.I.H. just called. Your grant has been cancelled. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1449 Your mother is worried about the company you're keeping. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1450 More stem cells, sir? 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
1451 Nothing is ever your fault, is it, Dr. Frankenstein? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1452 Non-GMO eye of newt and organic toe of frog. Will you require anything else? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1453 When your father is fully charged your mother would like him on the sixth floor. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1454 Mr. Wayne, if I may be so bold, I preferred the bats." 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1455 Sir, will I be setting the table for two? 1.2468 0.04945 77 58 19 0
1456 Frankly speaking? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1457 Madame wishes to know if your friend will be joining us for dinner tonight. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1458 There's a Mrs. Frankenstein who wants a word with you. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1459 Igor called sir, his spin class will be finishing late. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1460 I see Sir, but we already have a footman. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
1461 Excuse me Sir. but you have a horde at the front door. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
1462 Sir, my name is Jeeves. Please stop referring to me as Igor. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
1463 Excuse me, Sir, but the kidneys have arrived. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
1464 "Dr. Frankenstien shall I set another place for dinner? 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
1465 Sir, will you be two for dinner? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
1466 Begging your pardon, mi'lord: May we assume there shall be one more at dinner this evening? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
1467 Am I to assume there will be another guest for dinner tonight sir? 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
1468 Will there be an additional person for dinner tonight, sir? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
1469 Sir, a representative from the electric company is at the door. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
1470 Sir, there are ‘people’ at the door. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
1471 'Shall I update your social media accounts, sir?' 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
1472 Tell me sir, will that make him a Republican or a Democrat? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
1473 There is representative from O.S.H.A. at the door, sir. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
1474 Your pardon sir, but it looks like the charger to your Tesla has shorted out. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
1475 The fact-checker from The New Yorker is here again. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
1476 Another work-at-home day, Sir? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
1477 You could have at least built a girlfriend. 1.2466 0.05080 73 55 18 0
1478 Sir, I'm setting the table. Will your guest be sitting up by dinner time? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
1479 Bad news. Your work has been rendered obsolete by a process called the Republican presidential primaries. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
1480 Dinner is served. Shall I set another place at the table? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
1481 Shall I send the villagers away? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
1482 Still only one for dinner , Sir ? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
1483 The life insurance claims adjuster is here... 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
1484 Will the guest be joining us for dinner? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
1485 Someone to see Secretary Kerry, sir. 1.2466 0.06974 73 61 6 6
1486 Sir, Speaker Ryan is prepped for his Trump Endorsement procedure. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
1487 Good news, sir. The RNC is giving you a do-over. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
1488 An angry mob is here to see you. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
1489 A neighbor at the door, sir, complaining about our composting practices. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
1490 Shall I set another place for tea, Sir? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
1491 Sir, shall I set the table for one or two tonight. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
1492 Would it help if I limped? 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
1493 72 regular, M'Lord? 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
1494 Sir, the gentleman from the gas company is here again to read the meter. What shall I tell him this time? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
1495 Sir, perhaps it is time to discuss hazard pay. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
1496 He had a not resuscitate order. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
1497 Sir, in my humble opinion, a cat would have worked just as well... 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
1498 Are you sure he's not lactose intolerant, sir? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
1499 A FedEx package packed in ice and marked perishable just arrived for you, Sir, 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
1500 Sir, I confess , I too have a few skeletons in the closet 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
1501 Shall I decant the full bodied red, sir? 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1502 Dinner is ready, Sire...may I ask how long Mr. Stein will be tied up? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
1503 Madam is asking when the new man will be ready sir. 1.2436 0.06626 78 65 7 6
1504 Alfred, the Bat Cave is two doors down on your left. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1505 Are you sure we can bring the Republican party back from the dead? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1506 Shall I set for one or two tonight, sir? 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1507 Sorry, Sir. I thought it was tripe. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1508 Yes, loneliness hurts. But have your tried social media? 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
1509 Will he be ready for dinner, sir? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1510 Sir, will we be one or two for dinner? 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1511 I’d like to put in my two weeks notice. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1512 A Mr. Gahan Wilson to see you, sir, and to provide a punchline. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1513 'Tis some angry mob from town, sir, tapping at your chamber door - only this and nothing more. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
1514 Creepy or not sir, dinner is served. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1515 It occurs to me, sir, that should your experiment prove successful, you might possibly bring my willy back to life as well. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1516 Which bathroom do you think it will use now? 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1517 Your guests have arrived with their pitchforks. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1518 Sorry to disturb you sir, but the electric bill has arrived. They're unloading it now. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
1519 Sir, will I be preparing dinner for 1 or 2 persons? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1520 If Downton Abbey reruns have taught me anything it's the importance of being discreet. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1521 Mr Trump sent me to fetch his running mate. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1522 Will the gentleman be joining you for dinner, sir? 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1523 Sir, a Mr. Musk rang and wishes to inform you that he's already accomplished this. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1524 There are angry villagers here to see you. shall I let them in, sir? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1525 Some gentlemen at the door are wondering if you creation is interested in running for President. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1526 The Creature's Tinder date is here, Sir, 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
1527 Look at the monster you've created! We can never let Donald roam free, he'll wreak havoc on the world! 1.2432 0.06887 74 62 6 6
1528 Excuse me, Sir," "Should I expect company for dinner or will he be going out? 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
1529 Mr. Trump's on the line, Sir. He's asking when his hair color formula will be ready. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
1530 Still working on the presumptive Republican presidential nominee, sir? 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
1531 Begging your pardon, but there's a flash mob at the door. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
1532 Will there be another for dinner, sir? 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
1533 Shall I set the table for 1.5 again, sir? 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
1534 There's a gentleman from the FDA to see you, sir. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
1535 President Trump requires his birth certificate. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
1536 'Sir, will you be dining alone?" 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
1537 The agency sent me. Igor is on bereavement leave. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
1538 I'm applying for the assistant position. I haven't got a hunch what you're looking for. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
1539 What is the Count for dinner? 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
1540 Beg your pardon, Sir, the RNC want to know if the alternate nominee is ready. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
1541 It's a gentleman from the Republican Party, sir. A Mr. Trump's brain has gone missing. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
1542 Sir, the Trump model you created has been recalled. I hope this one has larger hands and is smarter. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
1543 Igor asked me to tell you sir that he's at home binge watching The Walking Dead. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
1544 A gentleman from the power company is here-shall I show him in? 1.2424 0.05316 66 50 16 0
1545 I hope I am correct in supposing that the new fellow will retain his own valet? 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
1546 I once made a miniature erupting volcano. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
1547 Mr. Ryan is wondering if you've come up with the alternative to Mr. Trump yet? 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
1548 I'm required to get him to Cleveland by July, Sir. Something to do with a Third Party Run. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
1549 Two for tea, today, sir? 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1550 Might I suggest some alternative power sources, sir? 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1551 Beg pardon Sir, but may we suggest a Super Hero as more au courant? 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
1552 If you don't mind me asking sir, why the yellow comb over? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
1553 Sir, you have visitors from "Monster Lives Matter." 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
1554 Barbara Walters is here to do that interview on fascinating people. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
1555 "The salad refreshed, the soup revived, and the roast resurrected, your dinner is served. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
1556 Shall I release the sentient hounds, sir? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
1557 We have no power sir, can I make you a PB&J instead? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
1558 They've decided to get rid of the carpool lane 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
1559 You rang, Dr. Trump? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
1560 Shall I set one more place for dinner sir? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
1561 Shall I set an additional place setting for dinner? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
1562 Mr. Trump would like to know when his running mate will be ready. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
1563 Shall I set the table for two? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
1564 Sir.., shall we host a monster naming contest in The New Yorker? 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1565 In regard to dinner,do any of his body parts require dietary restrictions? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1566 Shall I add a place setting for dinner, Sir? 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
1567 Repurposing the Bat Cave Mr. Wayne? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1568 There’s a torch-wielding mob to see you, sir. They said you would know what it’s about. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1569 You really think he has a shot at winning the GOP primary? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1570 I've heard great things about this juice cleanse, sir 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1571 Sorry sir, the staff mistook "chill" the brain for "grill" the brain. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1572 If Mi'lord could take a moment from his necromancy and select the reds for dinner . . . . 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1573 Fed EX said they need your personal signature on this one. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
1574 A gentleman from Medicare on the telephone for you, Doctor. He wishes to know why your application for payment in the current project is under thirteen different patient names. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
1575 Excuse me, Sir, but will he be staying for the night? 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
1576 Due to tonight's weather forecast, I've taken the liberty of hooking up to your Tesla. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1577 Will that be tea for two, Dr. Frankenstein? 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
1578 So I checked The Big Book of Baby Names, and "Frankenstein" is not overly popular yet. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1579 Begging your pardon, milord. The larger hands have been delivered. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1580 Sir, I regret to inform you that FedEx just phoned and they mistakenly delivered the brain to a Mr. Trump. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1581 Sir, some gentlemen have come seeking a compromise candidate. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1582 If this works, Doctor, the G.O.P. would like an appointment. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1583 Please let me know if it shall be dinner for one or two. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1584 ... But then there's always one person pretentious enough to say, 'actually, that's Frankenstein's butler.' 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1585 should I assume that there will be one more for dinner , sir..? 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
1586 I believe it's called a patent, Sir. 1.2388 0.05248 67 51 16 0
1587 He said that he doesn't think your creation qualifies as born-again and that faith based-organizations don't endorse political candidates anyway. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1588 This you do on Shabbos? 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
1589 Lightning is not politically correct anymore. We have to switch to Solar. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
1590 It's Igor sir. He found the umm, part but it's not, shall we say, proportionate. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
1591 Shall I call the Body Shop?, Sir. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
1592 Might I suggest, m'lord, that we make him a bit more of a rascal this time 'round. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1593 The Census Bureau is here to see you, sir. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1594 It's the Utility Company. There here to fix the electric fuses but they say "this is definetly the last time." 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1595 Excuse me, sir. One or two persons for lunch? 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1596 Sir, they are waiting for the nominee to give his acceptance speech. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1597 Will he be staying overnight? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1598 Sir, I've looked again , and again........and batteries are NOT included. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
1599 Mrs. Frankenstein says if you keep using electricity at this rate, the lasagna won't be ready for hours. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1600 It's the village mob for you, sir. Shall I offer to take their pitchforks and torches? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1601 Mr. Trump said VP is out of the question. Would he consider State? 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1602 The GOP called. They are looking for a keynote speaker for the convention that captures the spirit of the primaries. Is he available? 1.2361 0.06991 72 61 5 6
1603 Good news, sir, I'm developing a hump! 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1604 Sir, I wonder if I might have the evening off to do some grave robbing. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1605 Does he eat chicken? 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
1606 Quite right, sir. I never expected them to cast Cloris Leachman in my role. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1607 Shall I set an extra plate—again, sir? 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1608 I'm afraid that Mister Igor is no longer with the agency, sir. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1609 Sir, will there be two for dinner this evening? 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1610 I think he is about to feel the bern, Doctor. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1611 The Party Chairman says he hopes you know what you're doing, Sir. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1612 Son, this isn't what I had in mind when I permitted you to remodel the basement into a game room. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1613 Very sorry sir, nothing but clear skies ahead. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1614 It's Mr. Trump, sir. He says he will give you his hands only if you can guarantee a huge pair in return. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1615 Tell the rioters it's not tested on animals! 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1616 Will Mr. Frankenstein be staying for dinner, sir? 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1617 I apologize for his elbows on the table, sir. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1618 Did you say "frank'n'beans for dinner? 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1619 Um, I really don't know if I can make him speak with a British accent, but I'll try! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1620 The FBI wishes to enquire if you might kindly assist in hacking another iPhone. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1621 The seamstress is wondering whether you will require her further, sir. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1622 What would you like me to do with all of the bodies in the minivan? 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
1623 The school called and told your parents that you cut Chemistry class. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
1624 Sir, will it be 2 for dinner tonight 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
1625 Isn't this how you make frankincense? 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
1626 Will there be one more guest at dinner tonight, sir? 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
1627 Will it be liver pâté or kidney pie tonight, sir? 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
1628 Sir, Will he be joining you for dinner this evening? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
1629 The townspeople called and rejected your request for a restroom for the undead. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
1630 Will our guest be a vegan or carnivore ? Master. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
1631 This isn't necessary sir. I am willing to negotiate. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
1632 Sir, should I put an extra plate on the table? 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
1633 A dash of meat tenderizer would help his stiffness. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1634 Indeed, sir, this is quite a change from Downton Abbey. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
1635 You want a raise, I presume. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1636 Dinner for two Sir? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
1637 Have you found his soul? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
1638 Was the brain satisfactory tonight, sir? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
1639 Will our guest be requiring any additional body parts this evening, sir? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
1640 I'm the father of the bride of Frankenstein. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
1641 Sir, I'm afraid the Republicans created a monster first. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
1642 Sir, the angry townsfolk are early. Shall I have them wait in the cloakroom? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
1643 I just wanted to inform you that your post about life after death received 250 likes so far. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
1644 Pardon me Sir, his brain just arrived. Shall I bring it in? 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
1645 Shall I set for two? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
1646 Mr. Trump is here for his tune-up, sir. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
1647 Sir, there's a Mr. Tesla at the door with a battery question. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
1648 I remind you , Sir, that our insurance does not cover "Acts of God". 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
1649 you've reached your download limit 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
1650 I am Ivor, Mr. Frankenstein. Igor was much too crass for this Masterpiece Theatre rendition. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
1651 Shall I escort the angry mob to the parlour? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
1652 Sir, the Con Ed meter man is at the front gate again. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
1653 Sir, I'm afraid we've run out of Chateau Lafeet. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
1654 I'm mixing a drink. Frank, could you bring my stein? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
1655 Does this mean I'm fired? 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
1656 Shall I open a crypt for your guest, sir? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
1657 Late-night snack, sir? You should never reanimate on an empty stomach. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
1658 A Mr. Walter White to see you sir. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
1659 This cannot be what your psychologist meant by 'try to make a friend.' Only one for dinner again, I take it? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
1660 Will there be anyone else tonight, sir? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
1661 Will you be dining alone again this evening, Doctor, or do you think you might get lucky with the gentleman on the table in the next hour or so? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
1662 Begging your pardon, Sir...Igor wants to know if you'll be needing the hearse tonight. He wants to pick up a few things at the village cemetery. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
1663 Very good sir. Shall I tell the mob to come back during a lightening storm? 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
1664 How would you like your brain, sir? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
1665 An organ, sir; capital idea. Would it be musical, or bodily? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
1666 Miss Shelley to see you, sir. She needs help with her writer's block. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
1667 Sir, would you like me to set out more place settings for dinner? There's a mob at the door. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
1668 It's not really for me to say why your Monster has more followers, Doctor. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
1669 You know, Carson, you're no Igor. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
1670 Don't be ridiculous, why would anyone confuse my name with the monster's? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
1671 Sir, please do better this time. The last one was a terrible cook! 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
1672 Quite the storm front forecast this evening, sir. Shall I set the table for two then? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
1673 Shall I get the AED? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1674 A "Speaker Paul Ryan" inquires whether "It" is available. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1675 Doctor, you say my replacement will work for free, but will he remember your wife's birthday? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1676 Is he going to replace me? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1677 It's the Democratic Party on the phone, sir. They wonder if you can concoct an antidote to Mr. Trump. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1678 As to why there's an angry mob at the door, I haven't a hunch. 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
1679 Will the gentleman be done in time for dinner, Sir? 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1680 It's between him and Chris Christie for Vice President. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1681 I'm sure Cook could handle one more for dinner, Sir. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1682 Sorry for the delay, Master. Just waiting to verify his deductible. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1683 Will there be two for dinner this time sir? 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1684 So sorry sir, but there is currently a shortage of brains. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1685 I was trying to get him ready for the Republican primaries but I couldn't teach him to say "Bengazi" 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1686 Will your guest be staying for supper sir? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1687 Sir, I'm afraid your dungeon doesn't meet the standards of an ambulatory surgical center. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1688 Is this a good time to discuss the salad forks, sir? 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1689 Sir, the neighbors are complaining that their microwave clocks keep flickering. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1690 Madame would like to know if it is just the two of you this evening, or if you have invited something to dinner. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1691 Some people with balloons at the door, sir. They say they're with Publisher's Clearinghouse. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1692 It seems there's been a mix-up. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1693 Will it be two for dinner then, sir? 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1694 Shall I set the dinner table for two sir? 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
1695 Will the monster be alive for dinner sir? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1696 Your monster is served. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1697 I see you have an electrifying evening planned, Sir. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1698 The Chianti and fava beans are ready now, Sir. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1699 When I said 'give me a hand,' I meant give me a hand. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1700 Sorry to bother you, sir, but there's a gentleman at the door from the electric company. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1701 Shall I have the villagers leave their pitchforks in the parlor? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
1702 Herr Doktor, his wife is on the phone, said she wants to hear him moan. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
1703 The bad news first? Your medical grant was rejected. The good news? Storm clouds approacheth. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
1704 It's alive! And soon to be President! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
1705 Will the Creature be joining the Master for dinner? 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
1706 there's an angry mob at the door wishing to have a word with you sir 1.2297 0.06816 74 63 5 6
1707 Shall I tell cook one more for dinner? 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
1708 Are you looking to replace me, doctor? 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
1709 Dr. Frankenstein, CNN is here. Is Mr. Trump ready for the interview? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
1710 This was not in the job description.... 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
1711 Will master be eating alone tonight? 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
1712 Will you still be needing me, sir? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
1713 ...and Sir, for your dinner, the chef has prepared leftovers. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
1714 I'm bad with names. Which of you, again, is Frankenstein? 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
1715 I thought I heard a loud moan, sir. Shall I set an extra place for dinner? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
1716 "Igor won't be in today.. his hump hurts". 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
1717 I'm sorry Mr. Swift, but you appear to be in the wrong novel. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
1718 Sir, the rampageous mob desires an appointment at your earliest convenience. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
1719 Is this my layoff notice, sir? 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
1720 Sir, the mob is here to see you. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
1721 Is this a good time? 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
1722 Shall I tell Mr. Ryan that Mr. Trump is napping? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1723 Sir, there's a Mr. Alex Rodriguez on the phone. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1724 Should I set another place at the dinner table this evening, sir? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1725 Let's call him 'The Donald'. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1726 You know I can hear you two, right? 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
1727 Might the gentleman's guest be requiring a pick-me-up, sir? 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
1728 The farmers almanac says there should be a lightning storm Friday, sir. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1729 Will Mr. Trump be staying for dinner sir? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1730 Perhaps if you added some sophistication to that test tube, he might wipe his feet before re-entering the premises. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1731 Are we having a guest for dinner tonight, Sir? 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
1732 Sir, regrettably I will be leaving your service for a post at Mr. Trump's Mar-a-Lago. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1733 Does sir mean to replace me? 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
1734 Just checking, Dr. F. will our guest have his usual 10,000 volts for dinner? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1735 It's the mechanic on the phone, Sir. He says there's a bolt missing from the Rolls Royce. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
1736 Do you seek to replace me, sir? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1737 Will His Monster be joining us for dinner Sir? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1738 Igor is out sick today. I'm the temp, Alfred. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
1739 You can stop your experimenting, Herr Doctor. Republican electors beat you. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1740 Brains, I'm afraid, are in rather short supply. Would milord like some tripe instead? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1741 I got my hump fixed while I was on vacation. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1742 I must remind you, sir, that the electric bill is past due! 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1743 Sir, the party wants to know if he'll be ready by the next primary. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1744 Finger food is ready, sir. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1745 Will Frank be joining us for dinner, Sir? 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
1746 Will he be alive in time for dinner, sir? In case I need to alter the seating arrangements. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1747 Our Kickstarter did not reach the minimum, we're shutting down the experiment. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1748 They're here to read the meters once again. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
1749 At what hour will he wish his tea, sir? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1750 It's complicated, but Igor's with batman now. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1751 Terribly sorry to disturb you, sir, but the murderous rabble is quite insistent. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
1752 Will the other gentleman be joining us for dinner, sir? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
1753 Yes, sir. Pitch forks and torches. Shall I show them into the parlor? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
1754 Well tell the angry mob I'm kinda in the middle of something. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1755 I think we all know who the real monster is here. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1756 The power company is calling about the electric bill. 1.2273 0.07094 66 56 5 5
1757 Shall I let Cook know that he has a stomach? 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
1758 Mr. Hitchcock, your cameos are becoming less subtle... 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1759 A Mr. Priebus to see you, sir. He insists it is quite urgent. 1.2273 0.07094 66 56 5 5
1760 Sir, there's a Dr. Jekyll here to see you. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1761 Shall I wait on dinner Sir until Mr. Trumpenstein awakens? 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
1762 I am sorry, Master Bobby, but the Uber driver refused to pick up a brain. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1763 He wants to vote so he'll only need a partial brain for the upcoming elections. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1764 Mrs. Frankenstein wishes to know whether we should set an extra place for tea. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1765 Tea service for one or two this afternoon, Sir? 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1766 Will you be dining alone again this evening - or should I add another place setting ? 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
1767 The ethics committee regrets to inform you that your experiment is cancelled because you didn't verify the authenticity of the subject's birth certificate. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
1768 Sir, nothing phases me. I used to be Donald Trump's butler. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
1769 The safety inspector is here. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
1770 Sir, the lightning rod salesman has arrived. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
1771 it's the electric company regarding the cost saver plan 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
1772 Dinner is at eight, with lightning expected at midnight sir. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
1773 May I enquire, sir, why one requires quite so many footmen? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
1774 Ovaltine? 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
1775 Mr Trump confirms his order for a made-up on the spot running mate and asks that it' be ready for the convention 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
1776 He says the shocks are all good but your psychotherapy is unbearable. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
1777 I just need him for some heavy lifting. Why can't you make anyone who can wash windows? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
1778 Seems the maid thought the brain was a rotten cabbage and tossed it 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
1779 So sorry sir. Cook is plumb out of brains. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
1780 The gentleman from the RNC is here sir, to vet the creature. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
1781 Doctor, I have been notified by the Transylvania Power Company that you have not paid your bill. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
1782 If there's nothing else this evening I'll retire now, get my torch and join the angry mob. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
1783 It's the cocktail hour, sir. May I have the beaker back? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
1784 Will your guest be staying for supper? 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
1785 "Tea for two, sir?' 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
1786 Doctor, the Republicans are on the line. They now need a vice presidential candidate. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
1787 Sir, the microwave is broken. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
1788 Brains again tonight, sir? 1.2254 0.06713 71 60 6 5
1789 Shall I add another for dinner, Sir? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
1790 Will that be one for dinner, or two? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
1791 Can I get you anything, sir? Life, perhaps? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
1792 How many for afternoon tea? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
1793 Sir. There is a Tinder response from a Ms. Frankenstein. 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
1794 Sorry sir, but there is no lightning in the forecast for this evening. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
1795 Frau Frankenstein is asking if there will be three for dinner. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
1796 This is what you meant when you said that my heart belongs to someone else. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
1797 Will he be joining us for tea, sir? 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
1798 Sir, if I've heard you correctly, I'll need a raise. 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
1799 Are we expecting a brain delivery, sir? 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1800 Sir, perhaps tonights guest will be a lively one? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1801 I may be drunk sir, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be dead. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1802 Shall I be setting the table for one again tonight, Sir? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1803 Sir, the guests wish to visit the "wine cellar." 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1804 Will I be serving two masters tonight? 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1805 I sauteed the brain you had in the jar in a delightful lemon-butter sauce. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1806 Will your dinner guest be vegan or paleo? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1807 Should I go to Costco for more fuses, sir? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1808 Mr. Mankoff here to see you, sir, 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1809 Will he be staying for dinner, Sir? 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1810 Why not create internet persona like the rest of us instead? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1811 Should I set the table for 2 now? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1812 There's a delivery from the butcher and I'm unsure of the context. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1813 Sir, Igor says he will not return to work without an appropriate trigger warning. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1814 Would your new "friend" like an espresso as well? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1815 Will there be a guest for dinner, sir? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1816 Sir, may I respectfully request a thirty minute notice before you release him so I can exit the premises 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1817 Yes, Doctor, I told them you were otherwise engaged, but the gentlemen with the torches and pitchforks were quite insistent on having a word with you. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1818 Pardon me Doctor, the villagers are storming the gate. May I have me severance package now. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1819 Now they're saying the "before November 8 deadline" isn't soon enough. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1820 Sir, when will the second footman be ready? We're feeling quite understaffed. 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
1821 Dinner service for one ... or two? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1822 Excuse me Dr., both the DNC and RNC called. They're wondering if Mr. Frankenstein is available to run as a third party candidate. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1823 Sir, have I not been what you wanted in a butler? 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1824 Sir, your order from bodyparts.com just arrived. In the frig? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
1825 Excuse me sir, I was recently fired from Downton Abbey and I’m looking for drama. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
1826 Begging Master's pardon, I think the name 'Lurch' has a certain symmetry.... 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1827 Master Victor, your AP biology teacher would like a word with you. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1828 Your 3 o'clock is here, sir. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1829 He'll be a fine running mate, master 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1830 Don't laugh. It beats online dating. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1831 Will there be another for dinner? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1832 I've seen it in black & white, color, 3-D, and Mel Brooks. What could you have to offer? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1833 Don't even think about pinning this one on me. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1834 How many for supper, sir? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
1835 Shall I set the table for one or two, sir? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1836 I don't know about you Sir but I'm thinking reality show. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
1837 Curse me with a hump for complaining, sir, but must you do your brainwashing in the kitchen sink? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1838 Will there be one or two of you dining in tonight, sir? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1839 Will we be having a guest for dinner, sir? 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
1840 "Igor called in sick. Anything I can assist you with, sir? 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
1841 With regrets, my dear Speaker Ryan . . . the Cruz candidacy cannot be revived. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1842 The angry villagers have arrived. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1843 Yes sir, brain for dinner again. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1844 Doctor, we've saved the extra liver for dinner. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
1845 I beg your pardon sir. May I suggest that you try googling instead? 1.2222 0.06626 72 61 6 5
1846 Sir, the misses would like to vacuum without blowing a fuse. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
1847 Actually, you're Frankenstein. He's Frankenstein's monster. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1848 Sir, the brains have arrived. 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
1849 Pardon me Sir, but you wanted me to remind you to make his hands huge. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1850 The mob is here to see you. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
1851 Stake tonight, sir? 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
1852 Sir, There is someone from the utility company at the front door, regarding an unpaid electric bill. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
1853 Shall I set another place at the dinner table, or will he be joining the wait staff? 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
1854 Just ring when he's alive, sir. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
1855 Mrs. Frankenstein wants to know when you're planning to reanimate her. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1856 I heard you are the man to come to if I need to get a life of my own 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1857 Will he be joining us for dinner tonight, sir? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1858 Instead of having him for dinner, we're having him for dinner. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1859 Will there be one or two for dinner? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1860 Sir, a gentleman from the electric company asks if we would like an energy audit. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1861 Shall I Set the pitchforks with the entree, sir? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1862 Pardon me sir, there's a Mr. Brooks on the phone. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1863 Mistress says 'Wash the dead stuff off your hands and come down for dinner". 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1864 May I remind you Sir, we have not paid our electric bill. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1865 Will your friend be joining us? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1866 Sir, a Mrs. Stein is here to pick up her son, Frank. 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
1867 Sorry about the microwave again, Sir. My bad. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1868 One, or two, for dinner tonight, sir? 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
1869 Hmm, the guests have arrived-they're carrying pitchforks Sir! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1870 If you succeed sir this will be the mother of all transgenders. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1871 Pardon the interruption, Doctor, but there is rather an angry mob to see you, and they seem most insistent. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1872 'Will there be an extra setting for dinner?" 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1873 I assure you it's just a cold sir, why do you keep inquiring? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1874 Dr. Frankenstein, will your guest be staying for dinner? 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1875 I've decided to take the extra week vacation and skip the death benefit. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1876 There are a thousand villagers with pitchforks and torches at the door. Are you at home Sir? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1877 You've blown the fuses again, Master. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
1878 Very well, sir, and will the monster be joining you for dinner this evening? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
1879 sir, a torch wielding mob is approaching the castle, shall i prepare hors d'oeuvres or release the hounds 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
1880 "It's the Mrs's..... Have you seen her Left Kidney"? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
1881 Mr. Priebus to see you, Doctor. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
1882 Sir, I know that you are politically astute, but no one, I mean no one, would vote for a monster like this. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
1883 Will the Monster be joining us for dinner? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1884 The Vice Presidential selection committee is upstairs. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1885 When you've got him up and about, train him to do your job. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1886 Should I invite the frenzied mob in for tea, m 'lord? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1887 Some gentlemen with pitchforks and torches are here to see you, milord. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1888 The stager is here, sir. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1889 Yessir, a Coach Saban is calling 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1890 I"m sorry, it appears your request for pre-approval on this procedure has been DENIED. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1891 The local villagers with a torchlight parade, Sir. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1892 Shall we do the time warp again? 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1893 The Steins are here to see their son. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1894 Doctor F, the angry mob is here to see you. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1895 May I fetch more brains, sir? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1896 Mr. Ryan would like to know if Mr. Regan will be ready for the convention. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1897 Franks are being served. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
1898 No, sir, I'm a hunch-front 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
1899 Will Sir be wanting the 1 3/4 inch wrench again as usual tonight? 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
1900 Sir, the villagers are at he door. Shall I have them wait in the library ? 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
1901 It's the Smiths, sir, they are looking for a fourth for bridge. Shall I tell them he's indisposed? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
1902 Your amazon package arrived. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
1903 Frankly, sir, in my opinion, I reckon he will be in need of a bride. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
1904 Shall I prepare dinner for two? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
1905 The GOOD brain has arrived, sir. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
1906 Master, may I borrow Frank to settle a Dowton Abbey tiff? 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
1907 Excuse me, Doctor, the left kidney has arrived. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
1908 Monster is served. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
1909 The local townsfolk request your presence at your lynching, Sir 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
1910 Sir, the Jehovah's Witnesses are at the door again. Shall I inform them that you are making alternate arrangements? 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
1911 The Times wishes to know if your monster is a polarizer or a popularizer. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
1912 Sir, the internet is down again. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
1913 He'll like the way he looks. I guarantee it. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
1914 Sir, the household lights continue to flicker and your wife once again has inquired as to your doings in the basement. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
1915 Mr. Trump has arrived Sir - is the tanning potion ready? 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
1916 Your mother said to stop playing Operation and come down this instance. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
1917 Perhaps m'lord would prefer a limp and a hunchback? 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
1918 Shall I tell the life coach to take a hike? 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
1919 Your mother wants you to put everything neatly away before coming up for dinner. 1.2174 0.06807 69 59 5 5
1920 Yes, sir. I am Igor. By the way, the spine surgery went very well. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
1921 Mrs. Hughes would like to know if there'll be an extra plate for dinner. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
1922 A group with pitchforks and torches are here. Shall I let them in? 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
1923 What do you mean "size doesn't matter? " 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
1924 Sir, your pizza has arrived 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
1925 Pardon me Doctor, it's Match.com. They've found a suitable match for "Mr. Tall, Dark, and Handsome." 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
1926 Pardon me sir, It's Trump Steaks calling about the recent shipment. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1927 Would you like the brain with a side of bernaise? 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
1928 Sir, there is a man outside who says he has the brain you ordered. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1929 I just know I'm going to be blamed. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1930 The lengths you will go to to avoid paying a minimum wage is frightening. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1931 There's a torch carrying mob at the door, sir. Shall I show them to the drawing room? 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
1932 Did you order 100 pound of hubris from Amazon? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1933 The villagers want to know if you have selected the gender, Sir. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1934 will your guest be joining you for dinner? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1935 Is your invention going to replace me? 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1936 Excuse me, Doctor. There's an angry mob here to see you. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1937 Someone from the electricity company wants to speak to you. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1938 I believe its already been done, Sir. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1939 Wolfman has arrived for his playdate, Sir. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1940 “Shall I have Igor scrapped for parts, sir? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1941 Now that we are down to one candidate... 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1942 Let me be, Frank. You're no Einstein. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1943 I understand, sire, but if you don’t come to the door I’m afraid the villagers will take to social media. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1944 Viktor, I've been sent down to tell you that your mother wasn't serious when she said she wanted a new husband 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1945 Does Mr. Stein have any food allergies we should be aware of? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1946 I'm afraid you've missed most of the primaries Sir. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1947 I'm Winston. Igor left to run a re-animation startup. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1948 That was the library Sir. "Electricity for Dummkopfs" is overdue. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1949 A delegation of villagers with pitchforks is at the door, sir. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1950 Shall I Tweet that you are nearly finished sir? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1951 No, sir, I'm almost certain this caller was referring to you rather than your monster. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1952 Sir, the RNC is here for their consultation. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1953 He won't make your scrambled eggs like the way I do... 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1954 Shall we expect one more for dinner? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1955 Detectives from Missing Persons in the drawing room, sir. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1956 Doctor,the authorities are at the door and apparently we are not zoned for monsters. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1957 The Weather Channel is predicting lightning bolts at midnight tonight. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1958 He requested to be wakened for tea and crumpets. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1959 I'm sorry, sir...the one in the freezer is the leg of lamb? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1960 Will he be joining you for tea this afternoon? 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
1961 I'm sure this is a very interesting project, but you should know he is smelling up the house. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
1962 Has sir considered solar panels and the promise of a daytime schedule? 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
1963 Wanna hear a knock-knock joke? 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
1964 At your request, my organ donor has been signed. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
1965 Frau Bluher. In the study. In a mood. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
1966 Sir, an angry mob is here to see you. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
1967 Will it be tea for two, sir? 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
1968 No rush sir, but he does have to be ready by July for Cleveland. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
1969 Sir, will he be ready in time to join us for dinner? 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
1970 Frankly speaking sir for the staff,will he be work upstairs or downstairs? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
1971 No, Sir, I'm not alarmed at all. I'm actually quite relieved. The agency told me, that in addition to my other duties, you may need occasional help in the LAVATORY. 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
1972 Will 'it' be dining with us this evening? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1973 Sir, the GOP wants it's nominee back. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1974 Do you really think this will cure his migraines? 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
1975 Pardon me sir, Mitt Romney and Bill Kristol are on the line. They say it's urgent. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1976 They've called again, sir. Now they want to know if he'll be ready in time for the convention. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1977 When you're finished, President Trump has a waterboarding he'd like done. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1978 Master Dennis, your father has informed me that there will be no more chemistry sets. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1979 Will the recumbent gentleman be joining us for dinner? 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
1980 Your lordship, shall I set out his formal wear for the Cleveland convention? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1981 Cook wants to know if he's still on a gluten-free diet 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
1982 Sir, this need to impress your mother has gotten grossly out of hand. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
1983 How many for dinner tonight sir? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
1984 Yes sir it is a brilliant idea, and will he be staying for tea? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
1985 Frankenbeans again,Sir. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
1986 Will it be two for dinner tonight or do you need a few more days? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
1987 Will your friend be staying for dinner, sir? 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
1988 ' Dinner will be late tonight sir,there's been some trouble with the electricity supply'. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
1989 Is there anything I can get you at the morgue tonight sir? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
1990 I don't think we can charge our guest tonight. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
1991 Call for you, sir...some guy from Hollywood... 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
1992 Perhaps a cup of tea would bring him back to life. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
1993 Sir, I'm sorry but dinner will be delayed. The microwave is malfunctioning. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
1994 Flash mob at the door for you sir. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
1995 Hot dogs and beer again tonight, Sire -- Madam's frank-and-stein special. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
1996 I'll need Igor to help me with the recycling bin 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
1997 I just wanted to say--because I don't say it often enough--"I love you, sir." 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
1998 For dinner, I'm thinking something reheated? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
1999 A Mr. Charles Addams to see you, sir. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2000 Mr. Igor says you require something of me, sir. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2001 Will your friend be staying for dinner? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
2002 Very good sir. But will he be able to make a proper martini? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
2003 He prefers it shaken not stirred. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
2004 Does your dining companion have any food allergies, sir? 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
2005 Sir, I just assumed that you would want to eat that liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
2006 Shall I set another place at dinner for your friend? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2007 It's the government regulators again, sir. Apparently there has been a complaint about the lack of a Trans-Living restroom in the laboratory 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2008 The Republicans are prepared to re-animate President Lincoln, sir. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
2009 Do you want Girl Scout cookies this year, Sir? 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
2010 Shall we attempt candlelight at dinner again, my lord? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
2011 Is another Michelin star really this important? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2012 I think this time we should call him Trump 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2013 Sir, the Lady requests that the next one be a little less 'Trumpish.' 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2014 Sir, may I suggest including some extra parts in case he veers to transgenderism? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2015 There are two born again christians at the door offering eternal life... 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2016 Would you like onions with your liver, sir? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2017 Shall I dress him for his nomination victory speech? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2018 He says he's from the FDA. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2019 Quite the opposite, Doctor. Compared to my previous client, you are actually quite tame. He wore his underwear on the outside of his pants and thought he was a bat! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2020 I just don't think the high-tech industry is right for me anymore, Sir. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2021 It's pronounced -eye gore 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2022 The recycle people want to speak to you, sir. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2023 Will he be dining with us this evening, Sir? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2024 Beg pardon, sir. The Villagers are here to see you. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2025 Delegation of villagers , I'm told. Is Sir receiving? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2026 Aside from a crippling fear of fire he'll be no worse than the other presidential candidates. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2027 I'm sorry, sir. Obamacare no longer covers your experiments. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2028 Master, what shall I say to the man from the power company. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2029 To be frank, sir, you might call it a night. Everyone receives a prize for participation. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2030 Sir, they're here from the power plant. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2031 Sir, Mr. Priebus is here to meet with the presumptive nominee. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2032 The new donors also request that you fix the severe comb over. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2033 Any dietary restrictions for the monster? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2034 Excuse me, sir. Storm brewing outside. Should I set an extra place at dinner? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2035 Will you be having your friend for dinner, sir? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2036 Beware of non-organic ingredients Sir. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2037 Sir, we're out of candy for the trick-or-treaters. Any ideas? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2038 Sir, do you expect me to train this replacement? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2039 My name is Alfred. Igor will be working with Batman today as part of the National Servant Exchange Day festivities. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2040 We seem to have blown another fuse sir. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2041 Some villagers here to see you, sir. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
2042 Sir, the kitchen staff reports that we are running low on both Mentos and Diet Coke. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2043 Sir, your mother thinks you should move this operation to the garage. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2044 Sir, the angry mob is back. This time they want to know if you'd like to buy some Girl Scout Cookies. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2045 "Sir, the reporters are anxious to meet the next president of the United States". 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2046 Sir, HBO is on the line. They want Ted Danson back. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2047 Sir, the Bride you created was wondering how long before the Big Guy is done? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2048 Your dinner is prepared, Victor. Should I set a place for your guest? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2049 Someone from the EPA at the door to see you, sir. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2050 You can stop trying to bring Matthew back now; Lady Mary has found a new love. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
2051 A Mister Angry Mob to see you sir. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2052 Pardon me sir will you be having a guest for dinner? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2053 I've upgraded him to fly drones and cook vegan. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2054 Sir, will the creature be getting dressed for dinner? 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
2055 Excuse me sir, the Dowager seems to be missing some body parts. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2056 Will our guest be joining us for dinner tonight, Your Lordship? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2057 A gentleman from Universal Pictures to see you, sir. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2058 I'm the new body man,Sir. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2059 Should I add a second place setting for dinner? 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
2060 Shall I set the table for two this evening, Master? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2061 Don't worry sir, you can tell them he is not a monster. He just represents the anger found in today's society. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2062 Igor took a personal day, Herr Doktor. I'm from the agency. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2063 Dr. Frankenstein. If you are seeking a bride for your creation, may I suggest my wife? I believe she would be the perfect match. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
2064 Decanting is all in the wrist, sir. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2065 Mary and Percy Shelley have arrived for dinner 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2066 It's Trump again, sir. He and his new friends like all the prototypes so far. They want a price for 135 million assorted, to be delivered and registered to vote by Labor Day. Outsourcing's okay. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
2067 Pardon Sir, but, don't you think "Trumpenstein' would be more appropriate? Then you can really emphasize with "Egads, I've created a Monster!" 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2068 I prepared the brains you ordered for dinner, Sir. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2069 Will he be dining with us this evening, m'lord? 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
2070 A Miss Abby Normal is here looking for a missing item. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2071 I think we've created a fine president. 1.2090 0.06904 67 58 4 5
2072 Sir, Trump just called to ask if you could fix his hair. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2073 Sir, your father is at the door. Says he wants to finally see where his seed money ended up 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2074 Sir, the convention is awaiting the candidate. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2075 It's the monster, sire. It wants to know which bathroom to use. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2076 Excuse me, sir, there is a Mr. Cheney on the phone for you. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
2077 I am Jeeves sir. Igor is under the weather today. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2078 Will your friend be coming to lunch, sir? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2079 Are we expecting a dinner guest this evening? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2080 I saw this once in a Abbott and Costello movie sir, may I have the evening off? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2081 Very good me lord. Shall I be setting the dining room for one or two tonight? 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2082 Cook's night off, doctor. Shall it be leftovers for dinner? 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2083 I'm creating the perfect Republican candidate - Trump's face and Kasich's everything else 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2084 He should be ready to run for President in 2020. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
2085 Begging your pardon, sir. They need him upstairs for the monster mash. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
2086 'Shall I set the dinner table for two?" 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2087 Thank you for your service, Jeeves. I know that I have some big shoes to fill." 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
2088 Sir - Will there be 2 for dinner tomorrow evening/ 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
2089 The mob is awaiting you in the front parlor, sir. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
2090 Good news Doctor, the neighbors at Mar-A-Lago didn't even notice the power surge. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
2091 And will your guest be joining you for dinner, sir ? 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
2092 Doctor, how many angry villagers are we expecting this evening? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2093 Jeeves longed for the days when the table was still used for supper. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
2094 It's Igor's day off; my name is Jeeves, you can ask me anything. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2095 Very good, sir. One extra-strong pick-me-up. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2096 Igor called in sick, so the agency sent me over. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
2097 The Shellys have arrived for dinner Sir. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
2098 Will it be ready in time for dinner? 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
2099 Will that be two for lunch, sir? 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
2100 Will you be wanting spare ribs again for dinner, sir? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2101 Excuse me sir, dinner for two this evening? 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
2102 If he wakes up Republican, you're FIRED. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2103 Madam is upset about your C- in chemistry 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2104 While I'm on vacation, my nephew Igor will be covering my duties. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
2105 Sir, the Chef seems to have misplaced the sweetbreads. Might I suggest pork chops for dinner instead. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2106 Sir, it seems that the people from the morgue wish to speak with you again. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2107 Sir, Mr. Trump said after we deal with Speaker Ryan, he wishes to consider 40 million Republicans to undergo the same conversion. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
2108 Sir, madam is asking whether you'll be bringing any guests up for dinner this evening. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
2109 Sir, we are all out of sugar...and eyeballs 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2110 Excuse me sir, There is a man at the door saying our excessive electricity usage is indicating that you are growing marijuana. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2111 Mrs. Patmore would like to know if you'd prefer Daisy's brain or Barrow's brain, my lord. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2112 Shall I prepare the guest bedroom? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2113 Sir, I'm afraid all we have left are Boo Berries. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2114 A gentleman from the Republican National Committee is on the telephone, Doctor. He's most anxious to speak with you about your progress with the GOP-Trump coalition. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2115 Sir, your backers called to ask how progress is going with the 3rd party candidate. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2116 No need to yell, sir. Just ring the bell when it's alive. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2117 Shall I tell the mob that you're indisposed, sir? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2118 Reheated leftovers again, sir? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2119 An angry mob is here to see you, Sir. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2120 Any chance you could reanimate my personality after you finish with this guy? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2121 It is pronounced Jives. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2122 Werewolf wants to know if he can come out and play. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
2123 Sir, the Post Office called. They want to know if you'll still accept delivery of your brain even though it's 3-weeks late. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2124 Sir do you really think you will be done in time for the 2020 presidential race? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2125 Sorry, Baron, I know it's terrible timing, but FedEx says the new pancreas won't be delivered until tomorrow. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2126 Sorry, sir, the hardware store is experiencing a dearth of lug nuts. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2127 Sir, despite your valiant efforts, it still all tastes like chicken. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2128 The chef says he doesn't have any brains. Only sweetbreads. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2129 She says she's his mother. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2130 Mr. Munster is here to see you. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2131 Excuse me Doctor, but your neighbor is complaining about the brown-outs again. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
2132 Mr. Trump has arrived for his 9:30. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
2133 a lightning storm is scheduled so I assume you will be eating at your desk? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2134 I trust, Sir, the new chemical will endow him with sufficient confidence, yet the tempered superciliousness you desire. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
2135 A Mr. Karloff to see you, Sir. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2136 The Villagers have arrived for the dinner party. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
2137 Master Frankenstein, your parents asked me to remind you again to give your creature a proper name. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2138 Dinner for two tonight, sir? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2139 My frontal lobe? Of course, Sir. Right away, Sir. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
2140 Sir, my wife brews a spirit that will animate anything. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2141 Will you be dining alone again, Sir? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2142 Rest assured, sir, I've taken the liberty this evening of stocking up on extra fuses. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
2143 Good news. The mob has said that a metrosexual would be acceptable. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
2144 A man named Mel Brooks is calling you, sir. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2145 It's the neighbors again, sir. They say you keeping stealing their compost bin. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2146 Sautéed brains aubergine with roast capers, happens to be my specialty. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2147 Your funders have arrived, Sir. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2148 Sir! The angry mob has arrived. Your bride is serving them green tea and cucumber sandwiches. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2149 Sir, shall I add another place setting? 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
2150 Telegram from the NSF- your funding has been canceled. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2151 Perhaps you should name him after that frankincense, Mr. Stein! 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
2152 Sir, Mrs. Frankenstien asked me to inform you that if you like the monster so much why don't you just marry it. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
2153 Sir, the monsters' bride is at the door looking for her husband, what should i tell her? 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
2154 The peasants are storming the castle. Should I set a few extra places for dinner? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2155 Your wife says you left the seat up again. Sir. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
2156 With all due respect Doctor, I've held this pose for hours yet I fail to see the resemblance. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2157 The investors are here, and they want to know when it will be able to play ice hockey. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2158 There is a Mr. Brooks here to see you. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2159 Now, the party needs a photogenic, American born, multiracial VP that can go either way. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2160 How many persons or parts thereof are we expecting for dinner, sir? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2161 Will it be two for dinner tonight, Doctor? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2162 Mr. and Mrs. Stein are here with the adoption papers. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2163 That make over really suits you, Igor 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2164 The Trump campaign just called. They want to know if his running mate will be ready before the convention. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2165 Sir, there's someone on the phone claiming you can save up to 7% on your energy generation costs. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2166 Unlike Igor, I'm pro-life. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2167 A rather large group of people from the village is at the door, sir. They are, if you will forgive my saying so, rather rudely insistent on speaking with you. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2168 Will the gentleman be staying for dinner? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2169 Sir, an angry mob awaits your pleasure in the solarium. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2170 Three hundred thirty third time's the charm, sir. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2171 You really ought to name him, sir. Otherwise, people will become confused. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2172 May I suggest, you also do some cosmetic work on him? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2173 I think he would prefer it shaken, not stirred, sir. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2174 The tailor wishes to know whether the gentleman prefers pleats or flats in his burlap slacks. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2175 There is a miss Elsa Lancaster to see you Sir 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2176 The angry mob is at the door, Sir. Shall I let them in? 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
2177 The lady says if your monster doesn't awaken soon, she will have to take matters into her own hands. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
2178 It is alive, sir. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2179 Mr. Speaker, even this isn't going to stop Trump. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2180 The Republican Party would like to place an order. 1.2000 0.07521 55 48 3 4
2181 Shall your Monster be having tea or coffee with his afternoon crumpet? 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2182 May I suggest your concoctions be shaken, not stirred? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2183 Will your friend be joining us for the evening meal or are you making his dinner now? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2184 Master, we appear to be out of spare fuses. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2185 Sir, there is only one GOP candidate left. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2186 "Will it be two for dinner tonight, Sir? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2187 A bowl of chicken soup perhaps? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2188 Sir, there is a phone call from a Mrs. Karloff. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2189 Solar energy may be worth trying! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2190 Sir, does this mean there will be two for dinner or? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2191 A band of exasperated Republicans is here to see you, sir. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2192 I suggest something other than flaming cherries jubilee for dessert, master. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2193 Igor called in sick. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2194 The body-parts man is here, sir. Do you need anything today? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2195 A Mr. Mel Brooks? On your unsecured line,sir. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2196 Some disenchanted Republicans would like to talk to you about the new presidential candidate. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2197 It appears to be some sort of village torchlight parade, sir. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2198 RNC Headquarters: "We have no one else, we need to turn him into the 45th President of the United States of America." 1.2000 0.06651 65 56 5 4
2199 Timmy's parents want him home for supper now. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2200 Sir, you required my brains? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2201 I'm sorry, Sir, but you'll never be able to bring "Downton Abbey" back to life. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
2202 Is he gluten free? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2203 Sir, Donald is here for final inspection. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2204 A gentleman is at the door about his pancreas, sir. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2205 No Sir, you cannot purchase a soul on the internet. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2206 There's an angry mob at the door sir. Shall I let them in? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2207 I'm afraid the solar panels have fallen from the turrets again, Sir. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2208 I'm looking for the Batcave actually... 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2209 It's Igor's night off, sir. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2210 Sir, do you think he’ll be ready for the presidential elections? 1.2000 0.07003 65 57 3 5
2211 Dinner for one or two,Sir? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2212 Shall I set the table for one again tonight? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2213 Home Depot on the line, sir. Something about a bolt you had on back order. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2214 You can't replace me. I quit. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2215 Don't worry sir, the temp agency will send someone else straightaway. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2216 The thunder is cued up, sir. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2217 Am I to understand, sir, given the weather, there might be an additional dinner guest? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2218 A man is here to read your electric meter. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
2219 Beg pardon, sir. Cook inquires if there will be two for dinner?" 1.1970 0.06902 66 58 3 5
2220 Don't you know little fool, you never can win? Use your mentality, wake up to reality. 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
2221 Dinner is served. Will your guest be joining us? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2222 The Republican National Committee is at the door, sir. They're looking for a white knight. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2223 An angry mob at the door, sir. Will they be staying to dinner? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2224 Sir, the Village is at the door. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2225 Should I set an additional place for dinner? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2226 Sir....and will your NEW friend be joining us for dinner? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2227 I regret to inform you, sir, that cook was unable to procure the sweetbreads you requested. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2228 "Yes, Master James, I wear a size 7 and a half bowler, why do you ask? 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
2229 ... so I explained to them that I'm not *Frankenstein*, I'm *Frankenstein's butler* ... 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2230 It's pronounced ee-gor, sir 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2231 Excuse me, Doctor will there be two for dinner tonight ? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2232 The villagers have arrived, sir. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
2233 Would you care for an after-shock, Sir? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2234 For the last time Jeeves. You may not maniacally scream "He's Alive". That is my job. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2235 To cut down on his electric bill, I suggest install a solar panel. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2236 Should cook be aware of any food allergies, sir? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2237 No storms expected sir, so shall I back in the car so we can jump start this baby? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
2238 You didn't think this would go off without a Hitch, did you? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
2239 Sir,Does he have any dietary restrictions ? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
2240 Im here to take Mr.Trump back for his make-up and wig 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
2241 Sir, shall I set an additional place at the table this evening? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
2242 She's arrived. She's ARIIIIIIIVED! 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
2243 Your fava bean salad and Chianti are served, sir. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2244 Sir, how can you create a man and you can't build a better mouse trap? 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
2245 Storm coming sir. Should I close the windows? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
2246 Shall I inform the agitated torch and pitch fork folk at the door that you are indisposed, sir? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
2247 Will Mr. Munster be staying for dinner, sir? 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
2248 sorry sir but we've just been informed that his policy doesn't cover head replacement. 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
2249 Do you think he would eat if I cut the crusts off? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
2250 Are you to be done soon, sir? Mr. Trump wants him as his running mate. 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
2251 Sir, the bunny slippers you ordered from Amazon have just arrived 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
2252 I'd offer you my soul, sir, but I sold it to you long ago. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
2253 Regrettably, sir, another night suffused with stars. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
2254 When you are done raising the dead, shall I fetch you your evening tea? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2255 Whoever says “Frankenstein” is not the name of the monster has never seen you dig up a grave, carve up a body, or eat with your elbows on the table. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2256 Sir, I've been informed the neighbors have cancelled the block party. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2257 Sir, the villagers want to know if the monster can come out be burned at the stake. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2258 We have 300 unexpected dinner guests... where shall I store their torches and pitchforks? 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
2259 Sir there are signs of lightning. Shall I confirm the plus one for the Westlands dinner tomorrow then? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2260 Sir, the Legal Aide Society is on the phone. His DNA proves he's just Frank N. Stein from Brooklyn! 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2261 I never thought you were playing ping-pong down here. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
2262 Shall I fetch your melon baller, sir? 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
2263 There's a Mr. Igor at the door, sir. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2264 Will the cadaver be dining with us sir? 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
2265 Sir, I feel the need to inform you that the media has found some fairly disparaging Facebook posts I made about corpses. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
2266 And before that I worked at Downton Abbey Normal. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
2267 Sir, perhaps he should try mindfulness. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
2268 Sir, they want to know if he can run the triangle offense. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2269 The GOP is counting on you to beat Trump. 1.1935 0.06837 62 54 4 4
2270 That thing is not just going to get up and walk out of here on its own. And who do you think will be cleaning up?... Again. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2271 An angry mob is outside to see you, sir. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2272 I know it’s not my place to say, Doctor, but he does seem to lack proper breeding. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
2273 Doctor, Mrs. Frankenstein wants to know how her son is doing. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
2274 Will the creature be joining us for dinner? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2275 Sir, milady wants to know how long till he's ready. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
2276 Will we be having another guest for dinner, sir? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2277 I need to make another one for my new reality show "Keeping Up With The Frankensteins." 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2278 I never agreed to donate my brain. My devotion is undying, not undead. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
2279 Its the Solar people sir. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
2280 Sir, the other Mormon missionary keeps asking about Mitt. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2281 anything I can get for you? a vial of blood? a surge of electricity? a pair of dress neck stubs? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
2282 I'll set a table for two, Sir. Perhaps steak tartare and a friendly Pinot Noir to start? 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
2283 Will Sir be requiring any other of my limbs before I retire? 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
2284 Sir, we were just wondering if you remembered to pay the electric bill? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2285 Would that be a screwdriver, Sir? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2286 The chef wants to know if there will be two for dinner tonight. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2287 Will it be dinner for two, sir? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
2288 Perhaps assign him your own name, Sir, to avoid mass confusion 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
2289 Cook asks should she plan on one more at dinner? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
2290 I can assure you Sir, a buttered scone goes down equally well with any beverage 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
2291 Sir, shall the potion be served neat or on the rocks? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
2292 shall I get your fresh brain out of the refrigerator sir? 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
2293 I'm afraid if you call him "Frankenstein's Monster" he'll end up being known as just "Frankenstein." 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
2294 Sir,will Mr. Frankenstein be joining us for dinner this evening? 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
2295 Sir, the villagers have invited the monster for a barbecue tonight. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
2296 I saved 15 per cent or more on my car insurance. 1.1935 0.07213 62 55 2 5
2297 Sir, Mrs. Frankenstein insists that you postpone your use of the re-animation fluid distillation unit until after she has left the shower. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2298 The sky blue pupils you ordered have arrived,Dr. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2299 Sir, Paul Ryan has arrived. He's wondering if Mr. Reagan is ready for his 3rd term. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2300 Your father requested I retrieve the chemistry set. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
2301 Well, we could use an underbutler, sir. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
2302 Shall I be setting an extra plate tonight? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2303 Your parents would like to know what is keeping you so long in the basement? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2304 Nope. Not presidential yet. But what do I know? 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2305 Will there be anything else sir? Perhaps a nice cup god complex served with a side of narcissism? 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2306 I'll inform your parents that you' ll be opting out of dinner again due to excess homework. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2307 I sense a storm coming, Doctor, and it's going to be a monster. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2308 I assure you my references will attest to my discretion, speed, and skill in acquiring or disposing of all manner of body parts. My last employer was a mafia boss. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2309 May I suggest "spats" to detract from the gentleman's scar? 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2310 Sir, would you like some cookies..for the Monster? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2311 By God, Igor! Your standing straight. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
2312 I was wondering when you were going to torture and kill me, Sir. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2313 Sir, there's a rather unpleasant crowd at the door, shall I say you're not available to meet at this time? 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
2314 You harangued, sir? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2315 Will there be two for dinner Sir? 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
2316 Mary Shelley is here. She insists that you stop calling the creature after yourself. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
2317 Madam requests that you join her for cocktails after you finish with the orange hair and comb over. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2318 Will our guest be joining us for tea, Sir? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2319 I know you miss Igor, Sir, but I pride myself on my perfect posture. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2320 I want better health insurance. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2321 Sir, a gentleman from the EPA is on the line. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2322 Might I suggest a stroll in the sun, sir? It's getting more and more difficult to tell who's who down here. 1.1905 0.06734 63 55 4 4
2323 "I believe, sir, that's 'shaken, not stirred.', 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
2324 Do you think Frank and beans is a good idea? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2325 Master, UPS is here for the pick up. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
2326 Sir, the patent officer called to say congratulations. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2327 The rooftop table you requested is ready now. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2328 The club is canceling his lifetime membership. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
2329 Speaker Ryan, any idea when the Donald will be ready for the general? 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
2330 Master Vic, shall I be expecting two for luncheon? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2331 Sir, shall I tell the townspeople you are indisposed? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2332 He's been depressed ever since we went solar. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2333 Will that be dinner for one or for two this evening, Sir 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2334 Doctor, there are some villagers at the door for you. 1.1905 0.06734 63 55 4 4
2335 There's a Donald Trump at the door sir, he says he needs his brain back. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2336 I've set the dinner table for one and a half, sir. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2337 Should I set the table for two today, sir? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2338 The villagers rang wanting to know if we're still on for tonight. Shall I tell them it's another no-go? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2339 It's the electric company sir. They want to give you an award. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2340 Are we to expect an additional guest at dinner tonight? 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
2341 Sir, there are some villagers with torches that would like to speak to you 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2342 Sir, it has come to my attention that Frankenstein has filed a DNR order while you were away. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2343 A visitor called. I told him you were otherwise disposing of somebody. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2344 The voters just want a candidate who can take charge. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2345 Sir, I'm glad you were able to put those recyclables to good use 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2346 I'd chill the test tube first, sir, and use the merest splash of vermouth. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2347 Are you still working on bringing a 'plus-one' to dinner? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2348 He left a 9PM wake up call. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2349 You need to have a working product before we give you another round of funding. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2350 Ja, Herr Doktor, according to the website, Red Bull will give him wings. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2351 The angry peasants have arrived, Sir, and I have been informed a storm is building to the west. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2352 Sir, the polls show that transgendering Mr. Trump will not necessarily increase his approval among female voters. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2353 Yes sir. To anyone who asks this is an aromatherapy, day spa. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2354 Donald Trump is on the telephone, Doctor. He suggests it might be time for a more 'presidential' image. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2355 Does Dr. Frankenstein need a hand? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2356 Sir, will there be any special dietary requests for him at the unveiling dinner tonight? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2357 Marry Shelly!? Congratulations, sir! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2358 Sir how many volts this time? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2359 Sir, I am Igor's replacement. Let our first conversation address posture. 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
2360 So will that be black with 2 sugars for each of you? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2361 The GOP will give you ten million dollars to put him in Trump's bedroom. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2362 The Party leaders are waiting, sir. 1.1887 0.07646 53 47 2 4
2363 Dr. Frankenstein, Igor just sent me a text. He forgot which graveyard you want him to get the spare body parts from. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2364 We'll enter him in the next presidential election. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2365 Sir, will you be taking afternoon tea in the dungeon? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
2366 Will your creation be staying for dinner, sir? 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
2367 The villagers are enquiring as to your carbon footprint, sir 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
2368 Will he require a valet? 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
2369 Igor’s mystery-meat pie is served, sir. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
2370 Sir, the crate of eyes just arrived. Where would you like to put it? 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
2371 The electric company is inquiring about the bill, sir?" 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
2372 A mob of angry villagers are at the door sir. Shall I say you're not in? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
2373 I know you asked not to be disturbed, sir, but the torch-bearing villagers are quite insistent. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
2374 Shall I set an extra place for dinner, Dr. Frankenstein? 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
2375 If I'm not speaking out of turn, Master Bruce, perhaps a little less Shelley before bedtime would be beneficial at this juncture. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
2376 Beg your pardon, sir, but will there be a problem with the transgender lavatory in question? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
2377 Will there be any other body for dinner, Sir? 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
2378 You're father prefers you to play outside with Frank 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
2379 The townspeople, sir, they are at the door with pitchforks. Would you care to receive them? 1.1875 0.06635 64 56 4 4
2380 To be honest, sir, Frankenstein's Monster isn't the most creative name. But what do I know? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2381 A man named Igor here for you. He says he has the, ahem, brain you need, though he seems a bit dim to me. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2382 Will the gentleman be needing a black tie for dinner, sir? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2383 Ahem, Al Capone's brain rigged to the Boston Strangler's corpse may not bode well, sir. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2384 Precisely how do I give give you piece of mind, sir. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2385 Will the men with pitch forks and torches be dining with us tonight sir? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2386 Sir, you should rest. You've been burning the re-animation fluid distillation unit at both ends. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2387 Would you like me to serve you your dinner, or would you like to assemble it yourself? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2388 The chef says we have no more "eye of newt". 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2389 How many for your dinner tonight? Just the 1.5? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2390 I'm sorry, sir, but the chef really needs his cleaver. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2391 Doctor, Mr Trump asks if it can build a wall. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2392 A man with a pitchfork to see you, sir. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2393 I'd like to discuss my annual review, sir. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2394 Sir, they're waiting for their new presidential model. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
2395 Will sir be wanting one apertif, or two? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2396 I don't care how many townspeople are at the front door, tell them I'm on the "do not torch" list. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
2397 The temp agency said he just uses the single name "Igor". Shall I show him in? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
2398 Will Mr. Stein be staying for supper, sir? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2399 Will the monster be joining you for lunch, sir? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
2400 Am I to get into the costume before or after the guests arrive? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2401 Dr. Frankenstein, your creation 'Orange Top' is giving the willies to the establishment. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2402 Another blood-spattered, oozing, putrid delivery for you Sir. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2403 Sir, your next patient has arrived. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2404 To answer your question, no, Mr. Trump does not require his VP pick to have a brain. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2405 Sir, it's Mr. Trump, he wants to know if his foreign policy advisor is ready. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2406 And how many is sir anticipating for dinner this evening? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2407 Please hurry up Sir, the RNC is about to begin. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2408 The villagers tell me you have brides on mail-order? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
2409 The electric company is at the door. They wonder why we are using so much power. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2410 It's fair weather for the foreseeable future sir. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2411 Dr. Frankenstein, we've run out of options. The Republican party needs your monster to run for President. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2412 An Abby Normal to see you, doctor. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2413 Excuse me, Dr. Frankenstein. Will he be alive in time to join you at the, dare I say it, Monster Truck Rally? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2414 The gentleman from quality control has arrived. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2415 Shall you be needing any more brains this evening, sir? 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2416 We've never hosted a vampire, werewolf and mummy before. Anything special I should know, sir? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
2417 Very well sir. I'll bring a handkerchief with the medulla oblongata. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
2418 " OSHA, and EH&S at the front office to inspect our facilities. What shall I say? 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2419 Your mom called and she would like to know if you and Frank could dine with her tonight? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2420 If he is to do your bidding, will Sir no longer require my services? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2421 A gentleman from the electric company requests your audience. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2422 Cook would like to know if we should put out another setting for dinner. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
2423 I'm sorry Doctor, but this procedure is not covered by insurance. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2424 Sir, I regret to inform you that, due to some items found to be missing from our kitchen, tonight's menu will no longer include creamed brains. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
2425 Torch-bearing visitors at the door for you, Sir. Were you planning on a bonfire this evening? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2426 The RNC called. It is too late for the Primaries 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2427 How many girl scout cookies do you want me to order this year? 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2428 Sir, those little mischief makers who soaped your windows last year are here for trick or treat. 1.1852 0.05856 81 71 5 5
2429 Mr. Trump, at the door, seeking a vice president. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2430 sir, the con ed rep wishes a word with you 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2431 It's the villagers with torches and pitch forks again, sir. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2432 The chef wants to know what to do with the spare parts. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
2433 What if we changed him to her and make her hair less orange? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
2434 QVC is on the phone, they want 500 more units by Saturday. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
2435 Excuse me Dr. , But the cook says he can do wonders with leftovers 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
2436 Common mistake, sir. I'm Jeeves' monster. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
2437 It's the torch-bearing villagers, Sir. Shall I have them wait in the study? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
2438 Sir, Herr Trumpf has arrived. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
2439 There's a torch bearing mob waiting for you in the drawing room. Shall I delay dinner? 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
2440 Homeland Security sir. Shall I show them through. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
2441 I'd like to discuss your employee healthcare plan. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
2442 The menu this evening features 'Turducken'. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
2443 A person to see you with a jar of brains, milord. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
2444 Yes, I know we need more staff. I'm building them as fast as I can. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
2445 Stop playing with your monster and come upstairs for dinner. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
2446 Sir, dinner is ready. Shall I set an extra plate? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
2447 Doctor, if I might: With the last one nearly becoming president, are you sure the world needs another? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
2448 She requested more spontaneity. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
2449 Sir, the agency sent me. Igor has accepted a promotion elsewhere. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
2450 Master--a Donald Trump on the phone--something about the Vice-Presidency. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2451 A brain sir? What vintage would you like? 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
2452 Just an historical-note of caution, sir. It needs a name or it will take your name, and will absolutely forever be called Frank N. Stein. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2453 Good evening, sir. I'm Igor's replacement. The agency sent me. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2454 Begging your pardon, sir. This evening's rack of lamb appears to have been mistakenly delivered to your laboratory. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2455 Pardon me sir, but I'm afraid that we are out of Grey Poupon. Would a nice strong horseradish do? 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
2456 Well, sir, Igor and I had our differences. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
2457 Someone forgot to pay the electric bill. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2458 No mad scientist is a hero to his valet. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2459 Sorry to disturb you Sir, but the townspeople are restless.. again. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2460 Would you like a shot of Yamasaki, Sir. It can "wake the dead." 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
2461 Perhaps he missed his wake-up call? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2462 Sir, you're right. I believe this is a valid alternative to Obamacare! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2463 Replaced by an automated butler, I see... 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
2464 A torch and pitchfork wielding mob to see you, sir. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
2465 Excuse me sir. The torch people have arrived. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2466 The forehead bolt is ready, sir. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2467 Sir, I've only agreed to train my replacement, not supervise his creation. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2468 There is an Abby Normal to see you, sir. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2469 'Will that be one martini, sir? Or two?' 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2470 Sir, shall I set another place at the dining room table? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2471 Reince Priebus and the head of the Reagan Presidential Library to see you, sir. They need your help with a project, . . . quickly. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2472 Beg your pardon sir. Will he be staying for dinner? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2473 Sir, the villagers seek clarification regarding the phrase 'disruptive tech' 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2474 Surprisingly, people are carrying a torch for your latest creation. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
2475 Will he be having the salmon or the steak, sir? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2476 This time let's go for the floral scent. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2477 Sir, the villagers are at the door and request their power grid be restored. 1.1833 0.06926 60 53 3 4
2478 Hello -- I'm from the GOP. When will our order for a savior candidate be ready? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2479 Sir, will the gentleman be wanting meat or a vegetable plate for dinner? 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
2480 All the guests have arrived, sir. When will you finish making the bride? 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
2481 Your table is ready, sir. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2482 Frankly, I am tired of midnight expeditions to the local graveyard. I quit. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2483 Yes, "Shaken Not Stirred" Sir. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2484 One or two lumps, sir? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2485 The R.N.C. wants you to make sure the 'presumptive nominee' has no problem with any body parts anywhere. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2486 Sir, a Mr. Ponce De Leon is here to see you. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2487 I wouldn't describe myself as a lightning conductor, but I can get through the minute waltz in 30 seconds. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
2488 Will it be dinner for one or perhaps two this evening? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2489 I will call it "Trump!" 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
2490 There's an angry mob at the door, sir... 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2491 Master William, your mother is questioning the $4000 monthly electric bill asks that you remember to turn your night light off in the morning. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2492 Will you be having tea for one or two sir? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
2493 Shall I tell Cook it will be two for dinner? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
2494 well, it worked for Jon Snow 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
2495 Know, sir, that should the need arise you can always fall back on 'The butler did it'. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2496 I'm afraid Mr. Igor has taken ill. Crumpets? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
2497 Sir, there is a gentleman at the front door from the Institutional Review Board regarding your proposal. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2498 Despite the small hands and the global failure of the humanizing software, your prototype is doing quite well on the campaign trail. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
2499 Yes you could say I'm the brains behind the whole operation. Why do you ask? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2500 He wants his health coverage to include body part replacement. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
2501 It's zappertime, sir. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2502 This time, we'll call him Dob Bole. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2503 Shall I set the table for one more, Sir? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
2504 You Tweeted, Sir? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
2505 I hope leftovers for dinner again will be acceptable, sir. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2506 Sir, should I set another plate for dinner? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
2507 Sir, the people from the Turner Prize Committee are here. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
2508 Sir a Miss Mary Shelley is here something about writing a book. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2509 Sir, the webcam is ready. Shall I post it on Facebook or Instagram ? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
2510 Another Trump voter. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
2511 The staff thinks you should name him Trump. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
2512 The gentleman from zoning is here, sir. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
2513 Sir, representatives of the NY Giants are here. They'd like to talk to you about your newest client. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
2514 DINNER FOR TWO 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
2515 Make the hair from spun sugar in the shape of a Kangol hat, orange skin and much, much smaller hands. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
2516 Sir, mother says stop playing with your brother. Dinner is served 1.1803 0.06819 61 54 3 4
2517 Am I setting for one or two, Sir? 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
2518 Your mother would like to know who you've been spending all your time with. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2519 For dinner, sir. Steak and kidney pie? Or liver and onions? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2520 Don't sneak up on me like that. I thought you were him... 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
2521 The RNC wishes to order a Trump look-alike. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
2522 "A gentleman is here to read the meter, sir." Submitted by Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, NY 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
2523 Shall I assume no guests tonight, my good sir? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2524 Sir, we have a delivery of a size 50 extra long from Ritz Tuxedo. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2525 A Dr. Frankenstein to see you, sir. He says it's urgent. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
2526 And under this new identity he will be Sarah from Iowa. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
2527 The undertaker is here looking for an arm and leg payment. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2528 So this is how you make an allegory... splendid! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2529 Sorry to disturb sir. Will it be one or two for dinner this evening? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
2530 ... one more at table henceforth, sir? 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
2531 Sir: A gentleman named Trump who wishes your help creating a running mate. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
2532 Table for one 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
2533 We're out of brains, but we do have Thin Mints. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2534 Sir, shall I tell madame you're still quite busy with your train set? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
2535 Sir, my full name is Frank N. Stein. Why do you ask? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2536 I can't find the billing code for brain transplant. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2537 Will you be dining alone, sir? 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
2538 Does your guest take breakfast in bed, sir? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2539 Shall we expect a guest for dinner, Herr Doctor? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2540 Sir, ther's " Sir, you have a call from a Mel Brooks . 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2541 It's amazing what moving that hump to the front has done for your dress-sense, Igor! 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
2542 Yes you can have off for your birthday, I'm not some sort of monster! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2543 The angry mob with torches has arrived, Sir. Would you like tea? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
2544 He will sign the consent form provided he gets a softer mattress ! 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
2545 The turnout is excellent, sir. Seventeen plus ones, and a dozen organ donors. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2546 Mr. Wayne has asked me to provide a reference. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
2547 Sir, your parents want to discuss your need for a third gap year. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2548 Batman told me that you need to be out of his lair by noon 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2549 The agency assured me there would be no digging, Sir. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
2550 Shall I set an extra plate 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
2551 Liver and onions for dinner, sir? And I don't need to call the grocer? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2552 Mrs. Frankenstein is here, sir. She looks angry. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2553 Some visitors wish to inquire whether sir would be interested in their impressive collection of torches and pitchforks. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2554 Sir, will the monster require a Kosher diet? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
2555 Will there be one more for dinner sir? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2556 Madame wonders if there will be a fifth at dinner. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2557 Sir, he has to go to the bathroom. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
2558 That rabble you heard at the door was a mob canvassing for Trump but they look just like the regular villagers with the pitchforks and torches. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2559 I'm afraid that sir that it's to late to put him in the GOP primary. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2560 Dinner shall be ready shortly professor, will we be serving 1 or 2? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2561 You could always just eat alone 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2562 Will you be dining alone again this evening, Doctor, or do you think you might spark something up with gentleman on the table? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2563 Dr. Frankenstein, your guests have arrived--bearing pitchforks as gifts, I believe. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2564 It's the police, sir, inquiring about a missing neighbor - a Mr. Frank Stein." 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2565 Yes but sir, he has no genitalia. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2566 A salesperson at the door sir. Would you like a better electricity rate? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2567 Sir, it's your mother. She wants to know why you haven't called. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2568 My name is James, sir. I'll be filling in for Igor while he's on holiday. Will you be needing any additional brains this evening? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2569 Your wife wished me to tell you that she is running late due to her electrolysis appointment. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2570 Your 3:15 is waiting doctor. Shall I shove him in? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2571 The chef ran out of brains, sir. Can you help? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2572 But can you crack his encryption code? 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2573 The rise of the anti-establishment candidate. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2574 Thank you, Charles, but could you describe what I'm doing in a deeper voice? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2575 UPS is at the door with more body parts. Will you accept? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2576 There are some villagers here to see you. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2577 The people from TransEdison are here again, sir. What do I tell them this time? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
2578 Sir, your father wants to know if he will be ready for the Iowa caucuses ? 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
2579 Sir, your same-day delivery of assorted human body parts has arrived. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
2580 Igor's with Trump, Milord. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
2581 The neighbors called and asked if you could lower the music 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
2582 Beg pardon, Sir, but a certain Miss Shelley wishes to speak with you above. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
2583 The pitchforks and torches are ready, sir. Will that be all? 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
2584 Excuse me Sir, a group from the condo association is here and they wish to speak to you about the tomato plant you keep on the barbican. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
2585 Dinner is served, Sir. Your mother requires your attendance, with washed hands. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
2586 Young man, I know this is your first day, so let me give you some advice; unless you want to be used for spare parts, stop playing around with Dr. Frankenstein's things. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
2587 Sir, might not he join our volleyball team as a wing spiker? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2588 I used to work for Bruce Wayne 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
2589 Excuse me sir, but your little brother would like his chemistry set back. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
2590 "Shall I make arrangements for your electrified companion in the master suite, the guest chambers or the mechanical room, sir? 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
2591 There is a call for you, sir. He says he represents the Giants of New York. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
2592 I'm sorry, Sir, but I thought you said he would look like Carson from Downton Abbey? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
2593 Doctor, your two o'clock is here. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
2594 Sweetbreads again tonight, for dinner Sir? 1.1754 0.07560 57 52 0 5
2595 The Trump Vice Presidential Search Committee is at the door. They want to know if Mr. Frankenstein has any skeletons in the closet. What shall I advise them, sir? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
2596 Sir, any progress to report on the next Presidential Candidate? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
2597 Your father wants me to inform you that this better improve your biology grade. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
2598 Your Pop-Tarts are ready, sir. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
2599 "An angry mob of villagers waving torches and screaming threats is at the door sir. Shall I invite them in? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
2600 May I assume that the new young master is infused with good manners and decorum, m'lord? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
2601 The Villagers' Super PAC is now running an attack ad against you. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
2602 Sorry Sir, but the Democrats already have a Candidate. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
2603 Mrs. Frankenstein requests your presence at dinner in 30 minutes and the return of her sweetbreads. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
2604 He attempts to be dutiful, sir, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
2605 Excuse me, doctor.....the mob outside the front door is not buying your "the butler did it" explanation. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
2606 Will that be all, sir, or will you be needing more blood? 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
2607 Another STEM project, son? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
2608 Doctor...I seem to be missing a pair of my XL tighty-whities. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
2609 Will we be serving kidney for dinner this evening, Sir? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
2610 Will there be one more for dinner tonight, Madam? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
2611 Frankenstein does not sound very English, sir. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
2612 Would you like another liver before you retire, sir? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
2613 With luck, dinner for two, sir. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
2614 Sir, I have ASPCA on the line wanting to know if any animals were used in creating your monster. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
2615 If you want my honest opinion, sir, I think that he is Frankenstein, and you are the monster. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
2616 Do you require more eye of newt, Sir? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
2617 Sir, everyone is curious to know what his name will be. Have you given this any thought? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
2618 Mother wants to know if you will be bringing a guest to tea this afternoon? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
2619 Pardon me, sir, but would you like some grey matter? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
2620 I'm your Temp-a-Butler. Igor took a spa holiday. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
2621 He will always be John Beresford Tipton to me. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
2622 Igor has expressed reluctance to double as your new friend's valet, sir. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
2623 Pardon me, sir. Villagers at the door saying tomorrow is a civic holiday and were wondering if the rampage could end a little early tonight. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
2624 Will your dinner guest have any dietary restrictions? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2625 The angry mob has arrived early. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2626 I'm afraid Igor no longer felt that this was a safe space, sir. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2627 Ms Shelley is requesting a progress report sir. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2628 Will your guest be staying for dinner, Master Frankenstein? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2629 Sir, the missus wants to know how many Girl Scout cookies to buy. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2630 Sir, we've been invited to end a long, sad run of lame Trump cartoons. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2631 Shall I cook for two tonight? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2632 There are representatives from the RNC outside with torches and pitchforks sir. Shall I show them in? 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
2633 Sir, will you be having Frankenfurters for lunch? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2634 An angry mob is here to see you, sir. Shall I show them in? 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
2635 They will thank me in November. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2636 The campaigner also wants to know if he will be feeling the Bern. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2637 The undertakers are here with another delivery sir. Where would you like them to put it ? 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
2638 Sir, UPS says it's in transit. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
2639 Sorry to interrupt sir,the Steins are looking for their son Franklin. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2640 She is out of the 'thin mints' would you prefer the 'samoas'? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2641 Are we expecting one or two for supper? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2642 And will our guest require tea as well, my Lord? 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
2643 The screaming mob at the front door has arrived, Sir. Shall I let them in? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2644 The Footman just quit. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2645 Doctor, a gentleman at the door insists he can help you. Says his name is Reince Priebus. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2646 Lady Crawley is here again about reviving the hospital. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2647 Might I suggest a plastic surgeon, Sir? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2648 A delivery master; the spats and taps for his shoes. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2649 Your Mum says it's time for afternoon tea 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2650 Both the solar panels and wind turbine are at full capacity sir. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2651 Dr. Frankenstein, Would you like the heart or liver prepared first? 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
2652 Discretion, certainly. About that raise? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2653 Will you be needing anymore organs, sir? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2654 Excuse me, sir, but the mob is outside waiting patiently. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
2655 Sir, a caller is asking about your "Third Party" project. They're requesting delivery as soon as possible. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
2656 Speaking of bringing to life, this place could use some flowers to lively it up! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2657 I appreciate all you have done for me, sir, but I think my character would be better served in a Noel Coward play. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2658 Cook asks if you will want the leftovers again, Sir. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2659 Ready to bring him into the political process, sir. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2660 Proceed. Our masters have agreed on funding. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2661 Excuse me Doctor but ... he's alive 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2662 Lunch is served...1 grilled cheese sandwich and 12 pints of tomato soup. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
2663 "Excuse me sir." "There is a representative on the telephone from E Harmony with some questions regarding a match for Frank". 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
2664 May I suggest you mix it dry with a twist for the Golem? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2665 With that outfit? You, sir, are the real monster. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2666 Explaining our new temp to Igor is going to be awkward, to say the least. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2667 Amazon has arrived with a cardboard box. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2668 Chef is confused. Does that mean one guest or two? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2669 Sir, the stylist has arrived. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2670 You have a phone call, sir. It's a producer from a television show called The Bachelor. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
2671 May I suggest an air freshener instead? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
2672 I regret to inform you that the monster will forever be known by your name. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
2673 The liver is calcified, Sir, may I suggest the leftover kidney pie. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
2674 The buyer of your last creation is on the phone and she wants her money back. The monster steps on her feet when they dance. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2675 A delivery of pitchforks, sir. Shall I sign for them? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2676 The health department is here to close down your spa. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2677 Sir, will you be having tea for one? Or two? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2678 Master. Are you ready for his bride? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2679 Sir, I'm ready to serve dinner whenever 'Frampton Comes Alive'. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2680 Doctor, the Creature's wife is at the front door, and she's hissing. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2681 How many should I set for dinner, sir? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
2682 Sir, just curious but the blonde toupee and the orange makeup, are they for your, erm, subject? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
2683 Doctor, you promised to animate me first. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
2684 Sir, someone looks like they could use a little pick-me-up. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
2685 The workers' compensation forms have arrived. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
2686 It's a Mr. Trump sir, calling to thank his "Yuge" supporter.... 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
2687 Common sense is at the door, sir. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
2688 Sorry sir, you will have to desist.....he is uninsured! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
2689 Excuse me sir, will the gentleman be dressing to the left or to the right ? 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
2690 And what sort of brain do you require, milord? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
2691 Your organ donor card has been declined, sir. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
2692 The delivery, sire. Shall I put the brain here or the kitchen? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
2693 Would he like an olive with that , Sir ? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
2694