Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Go and check if it's still raining. I'll wait here. |
2.0134 |
0.01677 |
1936 |
514 |
882 |
540 |
1 |
Well, I thought your mother was joining us... |
1.8654 |
0.03129 |
654 |
259 |
224 |
171 |
2 |
I thought your mother was joining us. |
1.8457 |
0.03750 |
486 |
209 |
143 |
134 |
3 |
I'm in the Wetness Protection Program. |
1.8189 |
0.04130 |
370 |
156 |
125 |
89 |
4 |
They said, 'widespread showers.' |
1.8176 |
0.03959 |
340 |
127 |
148 |
65 |
5 |
I doubled my contribution to PBS. |
1.7832 |
0.04426 |
309 |
134 |
108 |
67 |
6 |
I'm under the Wetness Protection Program. |
1.7786 |
0.04944 |
262 |
119 |
82 |
61 |
7 |
Now that the kids are grown, maybe we should downsize. |
1.7726 |
0.03976 |
321 |
126 |
142 |
53 |
8 |
It's too big to fail. |
1.7705 |
0.04598 |
292 |
131 |
97 |
64 |
9 |
You should have seen the mai tai. |
1.7568 |
0.05243 |
222 |
101 |
74 |
47 |
10 |
I donated a few million to PBS. |
1.7468 |
0.05126 |
233 |
108 |
76 |
49 |
11 |
I made a really big donation to Channel Thirteen. |
1.7181 |
0.05892 |
188 |
95 |
51 |
42 |
12 |
Must you stand so close? |
1.7121 |
0.05373 |
198 |
93 |
69 |
36 |
13 |
I heard they were calling for widespread showers |
1.7092 |
0.05023 |
196 |
85 |
83 |
28 |
14 |
I thought El Nino was going to be a bigger deal. |
1.7071 |
0.07632 |
99 |
47 |
34 |
18 |
15 |
I asked for additional coverage and they sent me this. |
1.7023 |
0.05253 |
215 |
105 |
69 |
41 |
16 |
Imagine my relief when it finally started raining. |
1.6963 |
0.06505 |
135 |
65 |
46 |
24 |
17 |
I thought your mother was coming. |
1.6914 |
0.05654 |
175 |
84 |
61 |
30 |
18 |
The downside is one windy day I ended up in New Jersey. |
1.6893 |
0.05994 |
177 |
92 |
48 |
37 |
19 |
You should have seen the drink it came in. |
1.6879 |
0.05830 |
173 |
86 |
55 |
32 |
20 |
Poppins. James Poppins. |
1.6829 |
0.06223 |
164 |
86 |
44 |
34 |
21 |
Texas. Why do you ask? |
1.6806 |
0.06511 |
144 |
74 |
42 |
28 |
22 |
It looked smaller on my phone. |
1.6786 |
0.05427 |
168 |
77 |
68 |
23 |
23 |
I'm a big hit at the bus stop |
1.6779 |
0.05968 |
149 |
71 |
55 |
23 |
24 |
At Costco. Why do you ask? |
1.6767 |
0.06962 |
133 |
71 |
34 |
28 |
25 |
I was confused . . . their sign said, "Giant Umbrella Sale! |
1.6757 |
0.06447 |
148 |
77 |
42 |
29 |
26 |
Get your own. |
1.6750 |
0.05984 |
160 |
80 |
52 |
28 |
27 |
Actually, the ad was quite clear: 'Big Umbrella Sale' |
1.6742 |
0.06317 |
132 |
63 |
49 |
20 |
28 |
It's less about staying dry and more about annoying other people. |
1.6731 |
0.05618 |
156 |
72 |
63 |
21 |
29 |
When it's windy, I can be uptown in seven minutes. |
1.6667 |
0.06221 |
153 |
79 |
46 |
28 |
30 |
The umbrella policy is nice, but it provides more coverage than I really need. |
1.6609 |
0.05376 |
174 |
83 |
67 |
24 |
31 |
If the wind picks up we won't need a taxi. |
1.6607 |
0.05526 |
168 |
81 |
63 |
24 |
32 |
Opening it indoors actually does seem to be bad luck. |
1.6604 |
0.06298 |
159 |
86 |
41 |
32 |
33 |
The forecast called for widely scattered showers. |
1.6597 |
0.06246 |
144 |
73 |
47 |
24 |
34 |
Maybe we should downsize now that the kids are gone. |
1.6573 |
0.06363 |
143 |
74 |
44 |
25 |
35 |
If there's a gust, I'll just meet you there. |
1.6514 |
0.06694 |
109 |
52 |
43 |
14 |
36 |
My ex-wife got everything except the patio furniture. |
1.6471 |
0.06601 |
119 |
59 |
43 |
17 |
37 |
I'm very popular at the bus stop. |
1.6454 |
0.05526 |
141 |
64 |
63 |
14 |
38 |
When it pours, I reign. |
1.6423 |
0.06531 |
137 |
73 |
40 |
24 |
39 |
Now that the kids are gone, maybe we should get something smaller. |
1.6419 |
0.06140 |
148 |
77 |
47 |
24 |
40 |
New to Seattle? |
1.6383 |
0.05806 |
141 |
68 |
56 |
17 |
41 |
It's the Bernie umbrella; everyone's covered. |
1.6379 |
0.07181 |
116 |
63 |
32 |
21 |
42 |
This is the Republican solution for climate change. |
1.6378 |
0.07130 |
127 |
72 |
29 |
26 |
43 |
Sorry, did my landing startle you? |
1.6371 |
0.06611 |
124 |
64 |
41 |
19 |
44 |
We have to go back. I forgot my hat. |
1.6364 |
0.06943 |
121 |
65 |
35 |
21 |
45 |
She got the condo. I got the umbrella. |
1.6364 |
0.06566 |
132 |
70 |
40 |
22 |
46 |
You should have seen the margarita! |
1.6349 |
0.06724 |
126 |
67 |
38 |
21 |
47 |
Haven't lost it yet. |
1.6341 |
0.06456 |
123 |
62 |
44 |
17 |
48 |
You should've seen the pina colada it came in. |
1.6336 |
0.06610 |
131 |
70 |
39 |
22 |
49 |
Check to see if it's still raining. |
1.6328 |
0.06359 |
128 |
65 |
45 |
18 |
50 |
I misunderstood the "Giant Umbrella Sale" sign. |
1.6316 |
0.06620 |
133 |
72 |
38 |
23 |
51 |
It's rated "cats and dogs". |
1.6308 |
0.06832 |
130 |
72 |
34 |
24 |
52 |
The small was only like 20 cents less. |
1.6299 |
0.06874 |
127 |
70 |
34 |
23 |
53 |
The other ones made me look fat. |
1.6299 |
0.05600 |
154 |
76 |
59 |
19 |
54 |
It looked smaller on Amazon. |
1.6296 |
0.07035 |
108 |
56 |
36 |
16 |
55 |
You should have have seen the cocktail it came out of. |
1.6271 |
0.06679 |
118 |
61 |
40 |
17 |
56 |
I'm a sucker for an upgrade. |
1.6271 |
0.06230 |
118 |
57 |
48 |
13 |
57 |
It didn't look that big on my phone. |
1.6240 |
0.06878 |
125 |
69 |
34 |
22 |
58 |
My wife is always trying to catch me on Google Earth. |
1.6239 |
0.06729 |
117 |
61 |
39 |
17 |
59 |
"What I actually ordered was a New York Giants umbrella". |
1.6220 |
0.06607 |
127 |
68 |
39 |
20 |
60 |
You told me to bring extra protection. |
1.6186 |
0.06693 |
118 |
62 |
39 |
17 |
61 |
They predicted widespread showers. |
1.6176 |
0.06973 |
102 |
52 |
37 |
13 |
62 |
I know it's huge, but I thought your mother was joining us. |
1.6134 |
0.06970 |
119 |
66 |
33 |
20 |
63 |
Where did we park the Hummer? |
1.6106 |
0.07159 |
113 |
63 |
31 |
19 |
64 |
I don't get wet, but I sometimes end up in New Jersey. |
1.6102 |
0.07225 |
118 |
68 |
28 |
22 |
65 |
What makes you think my parents were overprotective? |
1.6091 |
0.06967 |
110 |
59 |
35 |
16 |
66 |
I'll bet we don't lose this one. |
1.6053 |
0.07006 |
114 |
63 |
33 |
18 |
67 |
Now the children have gone, maybe we should consider downsizing. |
1.6042 |
0.05506 |
144 |
71 |
59 |
14 |
68 |
Of course it's 'over the top' . . . where else would I put it? |
1.6017 |
0.07335 |
118 |
70 |
25 |
23 |
69 |
Sorry, but we have five more Ümbrella-sharers to pick up before I can drop you off. |
1.6000 |
0.07110 |
105 |
57 |
33 |
15 |
70 |
I sometimes get carried away. |
1.5965 |
0.07127 |
114 |
65 |
30 |
19 |
71 |
Now that the kids have left, we should downsize. |
1.5946 |
0.06447 |
111 |
57 |
42 |
12 |
72 |
I always mess up the metric conversions when ordering stuff from Europe. |
1.5946 |
0.06188 |
111 |
55 |
46 |
10 |
73 |
Unfortunately I can't keep it up for very long. |
1.5946 |
0.06697 |
111 |
59 |
38 |
14 |
74 |
You should've seen the Mai Tai I found it in. |
1.5941 |
0.07601 |
101 |
58 |
26 |
17 |
75 |
It's guaranteed for forty days and forty nights. |
1.5926 |
0.06450 |
108 |
55 |
42 |
11 |
76 |
They love me at the bus stop! |
1.5922 |
0.06821 |
103 |
54 |
37 |
12 |
77 |
It really is bad luck to open this thing inside. |
1.5918 |
0.07514 |
98 |
55 |
28 |
15 |
78 |
However, I have never lost it. |
1.5913 |
0.07084 |
115 |
66 |
30 |
19 |
79 |
Why, yes, I do drive a Hummer. How did you know? |
1.5905 |
0.07498 |
105 |
61 |
26 |
18 |
80 |
Why can't I ever get a cab when it rains? |
1.5905 |
0.06992 |
105 |
57 |
34 |
14 |
81 |
Here, let me overprotect you. |
1.5904 |
0.08047 |
83 |
46 |
25 |
12 |
82 |
I still haven't figured out the settings on my 3D printer. |
1.5900 |
0.07120 |
100 |
54 |
33 |
13 |
83 |
I had no idea how this was going to unfold. |
1.5882 |
0.07287 |
102 |
57 |
30 |
15 |
84 |
The forecast said widespread rainfall. |
1.5849 |
0.06818 |
106 |
57 |
36 |
13 |
85 |
I was expecting cats and dogs. |
1.5842 |
0.07212 |
101 |
56 |
31 |
14 |
86 |
I've led a largely sheltered life. |
1.5842 |
0.07212 |
101 |
56 |
31 |
14 |
87 |
If the others don't show up, this is gonna look pretty stupid. |
1.5842 |
0.07482 |
101 |
58 |
27 |
16 |
88 |
You're crowding me. |
1.5833 |
0.07204 |
96 |
52 |
32 |
12 |
89 |
You should have seen the drink this was in. |
1.5824 |
0.07978 |
91 |
53 |
23 |
15 |
90 |
You can't be too careful with suede. |
1.5810 |
0.07004 |
105 |
58 |
33 |
14 |
91 |
It diverts attention from my tiny hands. |
1.5789 |
0.07419 |
95 |
53 |
29 |
13 |
92 |
It's ideal for widely scattered showers. |
1.5789 |
0.07267 |
95 |
52 |
31 |
12 |
93 |
They're saying forty days and forty nights. |
1.5784 |
0.07027 |
102 |
56 |
33 |
13 |
94 |
I live a very sheltered life. |
1.5758 |
0.07047 |
99 |
54 |
33 |
12 |
95 |
On a windy day, I’m home in ten minutes. |
1.5753 |
0.08706 |
73 |
42 |
20 |
11 |
96 |
It's only a problem if we want to go anywhere. |
1.5743 |
0.07223 |
101 |
57 |
30 |
14 |
97 |
If the wind is right I can skip the train. |
1.5729 |
0.07063 |
96 |
52 |
33 |
11 |
98 |
I think I've been working in risk assessment too long. |
1.5729 |
0.07063 |
96 |
52 |
33 |
11 |
99 |
It's just my dry sense of humor. |
1.5714 |
0.07836 |
91 |
53 |
24 |
14 |
100 |
52nd Street? Just walk to the far end of the umbrella and hang a right. |
1.5700 |
0.06705 |
100 |
53 |
37 |
10 |
101 |
I was expecting a larger turnout. |
1.5699 |
0.07072 |
93 |
50 |
33 |
10 |
102 |
You should have seen the size of the drink it came in! |
1.5686 |
0.07440 |
102 |
60 |
26 |
16 |
103 |
The weather report said widespread showers. |
1.5684 |
0.06801 |
95 |
50 |
36 |
9 |
104 |
I borrowed it from Chris Christie. |
1.5684 |
0.07431 |
95 |
54 |
28 |
13 |
105 |
Not sure why, but my shoulder always hurts when it rain. |
1.5682 |
0.08209 |
88 |
53 |
20 |
15 |
106 |
Yes, this does mean our patio furniture is getting wet. |
1.5638 |
0.07795 |
94 |
56 |
23 |
15 |
107 |
I took the liberty of bringing extra protection. |
1.5625 |
0.07377 |
96 |
55 |
28 |
13 |
108 |
I had a coupon. |
1.5600 |
0.07696 |
100 |
61 |
22 |
17 |
109 |
So just how much weight did you lose? |
1.5581 |
0.07864 |
86 |
50 |
24 |
12 |
110 |
Now that the kids have grown up, I think it's time we downsized. |
1.5568 |
0.07382 |
88 |
49 |
29 |
10 |
111 |
At least I've never lost it. |
1.5556 |
0.07086 |
90 |
49 |
32 |
9 |
112 |
They're calling for widespread showers. |
1.5543 |
0.07784 |
92 |
55 |
23 |
14 |
113 |
It looked smaller on-line. |
1.5517 |
0.07267 |
87 |
48 |
30 |
9 |
114 |
The saleswoman said it made me look thinner. |
1.5484 |
0.07414 |
93 |
54 |
27 |
12 |
115 |
I got tired of losing them. |
1.5484 |
0.07414 |
93 |
54 |
27 |
12 |
116 |
Suede shoes. |
1.5476 |
0.07461 |
84 |
47 |
28 |
9 |
117 |
It was so nice of Governer Christie to lend you his umbrella. |
1.5476 |
0.08194 |
84 |
51 |
20 |
13 |
118 |
Like YOU'VE never swiped something from a hotel. |
1.5476 |
0.07651 |
84 |
48 |
26 |
10 |
119 |
What do you mean you'd like to come over to my place. This is my place. |
1.5476 |
0.07266 |
84 |
46 |
30 |
8 |
120 |
Two words: Rewards points. |
1.5465 |
0.07334 |
86 |
48 |
29 |
9 |
121 |
Turns out that a huge-umbrella policy is not the same as a huge umbrella-policy. |
1.5444 |
0.07269 |
90 |
51 |
29 |
10 |
122 |
If it weren't raining, I'd feel like an idiot carrying this thing. |
1.5432 |
0.08434 |
81 |
50 |
18 |
13 |
123 |
I went with grey, so it wouldn't draw attention. |
1.5432 |
0.08434 |
81 |
50 |
18 |
13 |
124 |
Poppins. Fred Poppins. |
1.5432 |
0.08249 |
81 |
49 |
20 |
12 |
125 |
It looked smaller when I ordered it on my phone. |
1.5422 |
0.08095 |
83 |
50 |
21 |
12 |
126 |
Do you think it makes my hands look small? |
1.5422 |
0.07724 |
83 |
48 |
25 |
10 |
127 |
The forecast calls for widespread showers. |
1.5412 |
0.07588 |
85 |
49 |
26 |
10 |
128 |
The acoustics are wonderful. |
1.5412 |
0.07012 |
85 |
46 |
32 |
7 |
129 |
Admit it. Size matters. |
1.5402 |
0.07634 |
87 |
51 |
25 |
11 |
130 |
I was hoping for a larger turnout. |
1.5402 |
0.07090 |
87 |
48 |
31 |
8 |
131 |
They're picking us up. How shall I describe us? |
1.5402 |
0.07457 |
87 |
50 |
27 |
10 |
132 |
Would you mind stepping out to see if the rain has stopped? |
1.5385 |
0.07229 |
78 |
42 |
30 |
6 |
133 |
This is an UberPool umbrella - we'll be making stops along the way. |
1.5385 |
0.08098 |
78 |
46 |
22 |
10 |
134 |
They said the rain would be widespread. |
1.5375 |
0.08333 |
80 |
49 |
19 |
12 |
135 |
My tailor said it would make me look slimmer. |
1.5366 |
0.07402 |
82 |
46 |
28 |
8 |
136 |
I'm not singing in the rain, but I soon could be blowing in the wind. |
1.5366 |
0.08175 |
82 |
50 |
20 |
12 |
137 |
The problem is I can't tell when it stops raining. |
1.5366 |
0.07603 |
82 |
47 |
26 |
9 |
138 |
Just a precaution. We're about to walk under my ex wife's window. |
1.5364 |
0.06416 |
110 |
62 |
37 |
11 |
139 |
Those were some giant mai tais. |
1.5357 |
0.08024 |
84 |
51 |
21 |
12 |
140 |
This is what you get if you don't qualify for a golden parachute. |
1.5349 |
0.08052 |
86 |
53 |
20 |
13 |
141 |
Well, I stopped at Costco to buy bananas . . . |
1.5347 |
0.07388 |
101 |
62 |
24 |
15 |
142 |
This IS our health coverage. |
1.5333 |
0.08128 |
75 |
44 |
22 |
9 |
143 |
They said it was one size fits all. |
1.5333 |
0.08768 |
75 |
47 |
16 |
12 |
144 |
I kept losing my old ones. |
1.5326 |
0.07485 |
92 |
55 |
25 |
12 |
145 |
The salesman assured me it would be too big to fail. |
1.5325 |
0.07970 |
77 |
45 |
23 |
9 |
146 |
You won't get wet. It's too big to fail. |
1.5316 |
0.08223 |
79 |
48 |
20 |
11 |
147 |
They said the same thing to Noah. |
1.5309 |
0.08067 |
81 |
49 |
21 |
11 |
148 |
If it's sunny tomorrow, we can share my sombrero. |
1.5309 |
0.07675 |
81 |
47 |
25 |
9 |
149 |
Is it still raining? |
1.5309 |
0.07471 |
81 |
46 |
27 |
8 |
150 |
What do you mean, overcompensating? |
1.5309 |
0.07874 |
81 |
48 |
23 |
10 |
151 |
Well, Mom always warned us smoking would stunt our growth. |
1.5309 |
0.08256 |
81 |
50 |
19 |
12 |
152 |
Umbrella-pooling is the next big thing. |
1.5286 |
0.08321 |
70 |
41 |
21 |
8 |
153 |
This one should be a bit harder to lose. |
1.5278 |
0.08149 |
72 |
42 |
22 |
8 |
154 |
I’ve been saving this for a rainy day. |
1.5263 |
0.08476 |
76 |
47 |
18 |
11 |
155 |
Is there an angry, wet hot dog vendor following me? |
1.5263 |
0.08680 |
76 |
48 |
16 |
12 |
156 |
In case of cats and dogs. |
1.5263 |
0.07603 |
76 |
43 |
26 |
7 |
157 |
I've lost some weight. |
1.5263 |
0.08051 |
76 |
45 |
22 |
9 |
158 |
You should have seen the piña colada it came in. |
1.5256 |
0.07896 |
78 |
46 |
23 |
9 |
159 |
A gust and we're screwed. |
1.5256 |
0.07896 |
78 |
46 |
23 |
9 |
160 |
The problem was I kept losing them. |
1.5246 |
0.09235 |
61 |
37 |
16 |
8 |
161 |
I'm telling you, when the wind picks up we can be in Hoboken in a matter of minutes. |
1.5244 |
0.07609 |
82 |
48 |
25 |
9 |
162 |
It's only for superdelegates. |
1.5244 |
0.07609 |
82 |
48 |
25 |
9 |
163 |
I got it in Texas. |
1.5244 |
0.07408 |
82 |
47 |
27 |
8 |
164 |
Nothing is ever big enough for you. |
1.5244 |
0.07408 |
82 |
47 |
27 |
8 |
165 |
No one's gonna rain on my damn parade! |
1.5238 |
0.07080 |
84 |
47 |
30 |
7 |
166 |
Sure it was expensive, but I'd put some money away for a rainy day. |
1.5233 |
0.07158 |
86 |
49 |
29 |
8 |
167 |
I can be a little overprotective at times |
1.5224 |
0.08601 |
67 |
40 |
19 |
8 |
168 |
I saved for a rainy day. |
1.5217 |
0.07891 |
69 |
39 |
24 |
6 |
169 |
Wait till you see the mai tai. |
1.5217 |
0.07802 |
92 |
58 |
20 |
14 |
170 |
Excuse me but you're in my personal space. |
1.5211 |
0.07733 |
71 |
40 |
25 |
6 |
171 |
Gift from the Viagra rep. |
1.5205 |
0.09578 |
73 |
50 |
8 |
15 |
172 |
Harry Poppins, at your service, Mum. |
1.5200 |
0.07678 |
75 |
43 |
25 |
7 |
173 |
It's Hard to tell the size on Amazon. |
1.5195 |
0.07534 |
77 |
44 |
26 |
7 |
174 |
The weatherman forecast widespread showers. |
1.5195 |
0.07975 |
77 |
46 |
22 |
9 |
175 |
The only thing my ex-wife let me keep was the patio furniture. |
1.5195 |
0.07758 |
77 |
45 |
24 |
8 |
176 |
Now that the kids are gone maybe we should consider downsizing. |
1.5195 |
0.07975 |
77 |
46 |
22 |
9 |
177 |
It’s the Republicans’ way of dealing with climate change. |
1.5195 |
0.08187 |
77 |
47 |
20 |
10 |
178 |
It came with the Monsoon Tiki Cocktail. |
1.5190 |
0.08228 |
79 |
49 |
19 |
11 |
179 |
Chivalry is not dead but it's a lot heavier. |
1.5190 |
0.08228 |
79 |
49 |
19 |
11 |
180 |
I just blew into town. |
1.5185 |
0.07267 |
81 |
46 |
28 |
7 |
181 |
They were predicting widely-scattered showers. |
1.5185 |
0.07477 |
81 |
47 |
26 |
8 |
182 |
It's guaranteed against cats and dogs |
1.5181 |
0.08461 |
83 |
54 |
15 |
14 |
183 |
It comes with wifi. |
1.5176 |
0.07598 |
85 |
51 |
24 |
10 |
184 |
It's just a metaphor. |
1.5176 |
0.08133 |
85 |
54 |
18 |
13 |
185 |
Would you like to see the upstairs? |
1.5143 |
0.08571 |
70 |
43 |
18 |
9 |
186 |
You should have seen the cocktail! |
1.5143 |
0.08326 |
70 |
42 |
20 |
8 |
187 |
I'm in risk management. |
1.5139 |
0.07659 |
72 |
41 |
25 |
6 |
188 |
These are very expensive shoes! |
1.5139 |
0.08390 |
72 |
44 |
19 |
9 |
189 |
I'm not compensating for anything, why do you ask? |
1.5135 |
0.08441 |
74 |
46 |
18 |
10 |
190 |
I also make mountains out of molehills. |
1.5135 |
0.08218 |
74 |
45 |
20 |
9 |
191 |
You should see the piña colada this came with. |
1.5125 |
0.07333 |
80 |
46 |
27 |
7 |
192 |
You don't seriously expect me to put down my jacket, too. |
1.5125 |
0.07753 |
80 |
48 |
23 |
9 |
193 |
I'm flying to Chicago on the next gust. |
1.5119 |
0.07084 |
84 |
48 |
29 |
7 |
194 |
now that you've finally lost all that weight, can we please get a new umbrella |
1.5088 |
0.09407 |
57 |
35 |
15 |
7 |
195 |
You should see my umbrella stand. |
1.5085 |
0.09165 |
59 |
36 |
16 |
7 |
196 |
"I drive a Hummer. Why do you ask? |
1.5072 |
0.08418 |
69 |
42 |
19 |
8 |
197 |
You should have seen the size of the cocktail! |
1.5072 |
0.08418 |
69 |
42 |
19 |
8 |
198 |
I feel you’ve misallocated our rainy day fund. |
1.5072 |
0.07620 |
69 |
39 |
25 |
5 |
199 |
Why don't you get your own umbrella? |
1.5070 |
0.08943 |
71 |
46 |
14 |
11 |
200 |
Don't worry, this umbrella is too big to fail. |
1.5070 |
0.07992 |
71 |
42 |
22 |
7 |
201 |
Is the trench coat too much? |
1.5068 |
0.08072 |
73 |
44 |
21 |
8 |
202 |
We'll be picking up a few others along the way. |
1.5068 |
0.07067 |
73 |
40 |
29 |
4 |
203 |
''Look for a taxi with a sunroof.'' |
1.5067 |
0.08568 |
75 |
48 |
16 |
11 |
204 |
You should have seen the size of the drink. |
1.5067 |
0.08137 |
75 |
46 |
20 |
9 |
205 |
You should see my sunglasses. |
1.5065 |
0.07978 |
77 |
47 |
21 |
9 |
206 |
The G.O.P. didn't need it anymore. |
1.5063 |
0.08803 |
79 |
53 |
12 |
14 |
207 |
The beauty is I don’t have to remember it, no one lets me forget it. |
1.5063 |
0.08031 |
79 |
49 |
20 |
10 |
208 |
Who knew they use centimeters on European eBay? |
1.5062 |
0.07479 |
81 |
48 |
25 |
8 |
209 |
Better safe than soggy. |
1.5062 |
0.07881 |
81 |
50 |
21 |
10 |
210 |
On windy days I get home faster. |
1.5000 |
0.07132 |
72 |
40 |
28 |
4 |
211 |
You should see the size of my golf clubs. |
1.5000 |
0.09012 |
68 |
44 |
14 |
10 |
212 |
This umbrella is specially made for widely scattered showers. |
1.5000 |
0.07263 |
74 |
42 |
27 |
5 |
213 |
I'm really going to miss SkyMall. |
1.5000 |
0.07978 |
68 |
40 |
22 |
6 |
214 |
This is the smallest one they had at Costco |
1.5000 |
0.08333 |
64 |
38 |
20 |
6 |
215 |
The best thing is that Mexico is paying for it. |
1.5000 |
0.08899 |
52 |
30 |
18 |
4 |
216 |
Sometimes size actually does matter. |
1.5000 |
0.08328 |
70 |
43 |
19 |
8 |
217 |
The sign said "big umbrella sale!" |
1.5000 |
0.08442 |
74 |
47 |
17 |
10 |
218 |
I was expecting a bigger flash-mob. |
1.5000 |
0.08573 |
70 |
44 |
17 |
9 |
219 |
It's great, but I can never get a taxi. |
1.5000 |
0.08704 |
66 |
41 |
17 |
8 |
220 |
I'm glad I didn't get the large. |
1.5000 |
0.07661 |
72 |
42 |
24 |
6 |
221 |
But it came with free WiFi. |
1.4933 |
0.07912 |
75 |
46 |
21 |
8 |
222 |
With the right breeze it cuts my commute in half. |
1.4933 |
0.07912 |
75 |
46 |
21 |
8 |
223 |
It's only a problem if it stays open longer than four hours. |
1.4933 |
0.07443 |
75 |
44 |
25 |
6 |
224 |
They're calling for scattered cats with a fifty percent chance of dog. |
1.4932 |
0.08965 |
73 |
49 |
12 |
12 |
225 |
I negotiated for a Golden Parachute, but this was all they were offering. |
1.4930 |
0.07992 |
71 |
43 |
21 |
7 |
226 |
Ironically it sometimes forms little rainclouds on the inside. |
1.4930 |
0.08481 |
71 |
45 |
17 |
9 |
227 |
I'm preparing for climate change! |
1.4928 |
0.07335 |
69 |
39 |
26 |
4 |
228 |
Sometimes, instead of an elevator, I just jump. |
1.4925 |
0.08605 |
67 |
42 |
17 |
8 |
229 |
We should downsize now that the kids are in college. |
1.4925 |
0.07481 |
67 |
38 |
25 |
4 |
230 |
I am always popular at a bus stop |
1.4923 |
0.08240 |
65 |
39 |
20 |
6 |
231 |
It was on sale at Trump's. |
1.4923 |
0.08804 |
65 |
41 |
16 |
8 |
232 |
I'm just glad I didn't get talked into buying the big one. |
1.4923 |
0.08804 |
65 |
41 |
16 |
8 |
233 |
Admit it Betty, size does matter! |
1.4923 |
0.09073 |
65 |
42 |
14 |
9 |
234 |
No Marylin. This umbrella doesn't make you look fat. |
1.4923 |
0.07943 |
65 |
38 |
22 |
5 |
235 |
I’d like to see Gene Kelly swinging around a lamp post holding this little baby! |
1.4923 |
0.07943 |
65 |
38 |
22 |
5 |
236 |
Compensating for what? |
1.4921 |
0.09015 |
63 |
40 |
15 |
8 |
237 |
I always seem to lose the other ones. |
1.4918 |
0.09531 |
61 |
40 |
12 |
9 |
238 |
If you think the umbrella's big, you should see my rubbers. |
1.4918 |
0.09531 |
61 |
40 |
12 |
9 |
239 |
Two more payments and it's ours. |
1.4918 |
0.08939 |
61 |
38 |
16 |
7 |
240 |
I was closing it yesterday and got trapped for three hours. |
1.4918 |
0.08628 |
61 |
37 |
18 |
6 |
241 |
My ex-wife got the house. |
1.4912 |
0.08715 |
57 |
34 |
18 |
5 |
242 |
Some punks stole my Hot Dog Cart. |
1.4865 |
0.08218 |
74 |
47 |
18 |
9 |
243 |
Excuse me, Ma'am, but you're in my personal space. |
1.4857 |
0.08074 |
70 |
43 |
20 |
7 |
244 |
I have a lot of rainy day friends. |
1.4857 |
0.08074 |
70 |
43 |
20 |
7 |
245 |
This is nothing, you should see my brother's galoshes. |
1.4857 |
0.08074 |
70 |
43 |
20 |
7 |
246 |
I thought you wanted some space. |
1.4853 |
0.08247 |
68 |
42 |
19 |
7 |
247 |
Sure, it's great now, but the last time we had a strong wind I ended up in Cleveland. |
1.4853 |
0.08509 |
68 |
43 |
17 |
8 |
248 |
"Excuse me, is it still raining out there? |
1.4853 |
0.07976 |
68 |
41 |
21 |
6 |
249 |
I really thought more people would show up. |
1.4853 |
0.08247 |
68 |
42 |
19 |
7 |
250 |
You'll thank me when it starts raining cats and dogs. |
1.4853 |
0.08247 |
68 |
42 |
19 |
7 |
251 |
I figured, why not? We rarely use the patio anyway. |
1.4853 |
0.07976 |
68 |
41 |
21 |
6 |
252 |
You can never be too rich, too thin or too dry. |
1.4848 |
0.08702 |
66 |
42 |
16 |
8 |
253 |
It’s the Seattle model. |
1.4848 |
0.07555 |
66 |
38 |
24 |
4 |
254 |
Janet got the beach house, I got the Christo. |
1.4848 |
0.08702 |
66 |
42 |
16 |
8 |
255 |
Here's my bus; you keep it. |
1.4844 |
0.08624 |
64 |
40 |
17 |
7 |
256 |
That about covers it. |
1.4844 |
0.08624 |
64 |
40 |
17 |
7 |
257 |
I no longer mind the rain, it's the wind that's a problem. |
1.4839 |
0.08829 |
62 |
39 |
16 |
7 |
258 |
Didn't I tell you? I work for a large umbrella corporation |
1.4839 |
0.09124 |
62 |
40 |
14 |
8 |
259 |
When you said "Don't rain on my parade" I assumed you had a parade. |
1.4839 |
0.08525 |
62 |
38 |
18 |
6 |
260 |
I just moved here from Seattle. |
1.4833 |
0.08731 |
60 |
37 |
17 |
6 |
261 |
Now that the kids are gone, maybe we should think of putting this old umbrella on the market and get something more manageable. |
1.4828 |
0.08950 |
58 |
36 |
16 |
6 |
262 |
I speak softly, but I carry a big umbrella. |
1.4821 |
0.09532 |
56 |
36 |
13 |
7 |
263 |
It is part of my severance package from Traveler's |
1.4810 |
0.08029 |
79 |
51 |
18 |
10 |
264 |
I was expecting more people to show up. |
1.4800 |
0.07194 |
75 |
44 |
26 |
5 |
265 |
Well, it's cheaper than an apartment. |
1.4795 |
0.08069 |
73 |
46 |
19 |
8 |
266 |
This is actually my third one. It's so easy to lose them! |
1.4783 |
0.08664 |
69 |
45 |
15 |
9 |
267 |
I was in Texas last week. |
1.4783 |
0.08157 |
69 |
43 |
19 |
7 |
268 |
New Yorker cartoon caption contests prefer dry humor. |
1.4783 |
0.08664 |
69 |
45 |
15 |
9 |
269 |
After 40 days it becomes a life raft. |
1.4783 |
0.07331 |
69 |
40 |
25 |
4 |
270 |
Wall Street bonuses sure aren't what they used to be. |
1.4776 |
0.07773 |
67 |
40 |
22 |
5 |
271 |
I just got tired of losing them |
1.4776 |
0.07773 |
67 |
40 |
22 |
5 |
272 |
I need some space, Marilyn. |
1.4776 |
0.08860 |
67 |
44 |
14 |
9 |
273 |
The sign said, "Giant Umbrella Sale". |
1.4769 |
0.07938 |
65 |
39 |
21 |
5 |
274 |
The forecast called for widespread rain. |
1.4769 |
0.08236 |
65 |
40 |
19 |
6 |
275 |
Nancy was hoping a strong gust of wind would finally bring an end to an awkward first date. |
1.4769 |
0.08800 |
65 |
42 |
15 |
8 |
276 |
I'm overprotective. |
1.4769 |
0.07938 |
65 |
39 |
21 |
5 |
277 |
Well you're always going on about how size matters. |
1.4762 |
0.08722 |
63 |
40 |
16 |
7 |
278 |
I'm from Seattle. Why? |
1.4762 |
0.08114 |
63 |
38 |
20 |
5 |
279 |
In New York this would go for $3,500/mo. |
1.4762 |
0.08722 |
63 |
40 |
16 |
7 |
280 |
I bought it when I lived in Seattle. |
1.4762 |
0.08423 |
63 |
39 |
18 |
6 |
281 |
I want to make umbrellas great again. |
1.4762 |
0.08114 |
63 |
38 |
20 |
5 |
282 |
It was specially designed for the plain in Spain. |
1.4762 |
0.09011 |
63 |
41 |
14 |
8 |
283 |
" I have to stop saying "Super-size Me". |
1.4762 |
0.08722 |
63 |
40 |
16 |
7 |
284 |
It's tricky. You've got to know how to hold 'em, know how to fold 'em. |
1.4762 |
0.08423 |
63 |
39 |
18 |
6 |
285 |
If a sudden wind comes up I may have to leave |
1.4754 |
0.08623 |
61 |
38 |
17 |
6 |
286 |
They said cats and dogs. |
1.4746 |
0.08498 |
59 |
36 |
18 |
5 |
287 |
They told me it would shrink in the rain. |
1.4727 |
0.09304 |
55 |
35 |
14 |
6 |
288 |
You know what they say about men with large umbrellas." |
1.4722 |
0.08149 |
72 |
46 |
18 |
8 |
289 |
No, it's not a policy but it will cover the car. |
1.4717 |
0.09564 |
53 |
34 |
13 |
6 |
290 |
I've been saving for a rainy day. |
1.4717 |
0.08772 |
53 |
32 |
17 |
4 |
291 |
Perhaps we don't need to buy everything at Costco. |
1.4697 |
0.08142 |
66 |
41 |
19 |
6 |
292 |
Get your own umbrella. |
1.4697 |
0.08142 |
66 |
41 |
19 |
6 |
293 |
Last week a gust of wind took me to Staten Island |
1.4697 |
0.08142 |
66 |
41 |
19 |
6 |
294 |
The forecast was for widely scattered showers. |
1.4697 |
0.08696 |
66 |
43 |
15 |
8 |
295 |
You NEVER listen to me. I said grab the umbrella on the patio, not the patio umbrella! |
1.4697 |
0.08423 |
66 |
42 |
17 |
7 |
296 |
I figured that you were more important than the patio table. |
1.4691 |
0.06824 |
81 |
48 |
28 |
5 |
297 |
They offered me a golden parachute but I thought this would be more practical. |
1.4688 |
0.08900 |
64 |
42 |
14 |
8 |
298 |
They call it the Poppins 3000. |
1.4688 |
0.08021 |
64 |
39 |
20 |
5 |
299 |
This is the best I could do for housing in Manhattan. |
1.4688 |
0.08021 |
64 |
39 |
20 |
5 |
300 |
It's a wild ride, but on a breezy day it'll get me uptown in about five minutes. |
1.4688 |
0.08021 |
64 |
39 |
20 |
5 |
301 |
It didn't look this big on Amazon |
1.4688 |
0.07705 |
64 |
38 |
22 |
4 |
302 |
They predicted wide spread rain. |
1.4688 |
0.08021 |
64 |
39 |
20 |
5 |
303 |
I got it at Trump Tower |
1.4667 |
0.08723 |
60 |
38 |
16 |
6 |
304 |
It's also rated for light meteor showers. |
1.4667 |
0.09041 |
60 |
39 |
14 |
7 |
305 |
I was expecting more of a crowd. |
1.4667 |
0.07690 |
60 |
35 |
22 |
3 |
306 |
Well, it's from Costco. |
1.4658 |
0.08521 |
73 |
49 |
14 |
10 |
307 |
If it rains any harder we'll need the big umbrella. |
1.4658 |
0.08062 |
73 |
47 |
18 |
8 |
308 |
Let's make umbrellas great again! |
1.4655 |
0.08941 |
58 |
37 |
15 |
6 |
309 |
You know that 'cats and dogs' is a metaphor, right? |
1.4655 |
0.08941 |
58 |
37 |
15 |
6 |
310 |
Wasn't it nice of Governor Christie to lend me his umbrella? |
1.4655 |
0.09594 |
58 |
39 |
11 |
8 |
311 |
You want me to lay my jacket down too?? |
1.4655 |
0.08596 |
58 |
36 |
17 |
5 |
312 |
I suppose you feel I'm being over protective of you. |
1.4648 |
0.07725 |
71 |
44 |
21 |
6 |
313 |
They predicted cats and dogs. |
1.4643 |
0.09175 |
56 |
36 |
14 |
6 |
314 |
I asked for a big umbrella policy, and this is what they gave me. |
1.4630 |
0.08239 |
54 |
32 |
19 |
3 |
315 |
Honey, with the kids gone, we really should downsize. |
1.4630 |
0.08239 |
54 |
32 |
19 |
3 |
316 |
I've saved 30 years for this rainy day! Can't we just enjoy it? |
1.4630 |
0.09425 |
54 |
35 |
13 |
6 |
317 |
Could you hold this while I put down my coat for you? |
1.4630 |
0.09789 |
54 |
36 |
11 |
7 |
318 |
It's just the ticket for wide-spread showers. |
1.4615 |
0.08514 |
65 |
42 |
16 |
7 |
319 |
I don't think it makes you look fat. |
1.4615 |
0.09297 |
52 |
33 |
14 |
5 |
320 |
Hand me the binoculars so I can see if it's raining. |
1.4615 |
0.08792 |
65 |
43 |
14 |
8 |
321 |
Sure, it keeps us dry, but it's not making it any easier to get a cab. |
1.4615 |
0.08227 |
65 |
41 |
18 |
6 |
322 |
That about covers it . . . . |
1.4615 |
0.08227 |
65 |
41 |
18 |
6 |
323 |
And to El Nino I say -- bring it. |
1.4603 |
0.08414 |
63 |
40 |
17 |
6 |
324 |
...and it is easy to find and practically impossible to lose! |
1.4603 |
0.07781 |
63 |
38 |
21 |
4 |
325 |
It also comes in medium, large, and extra-large. |
1.4603 |
0.09002 |
63 |
42 |
13 |
8 |
326 |
I'll never leave this one behind. |
1.4603 |
0.07781 |
63 |
38 |
21 |
4 |
327 |
You have to be careful - Google Earth’s everywhere |
1.4603 |
0.08104 |
63 |
39 |
19 |
5 |
328 |
We've covered a lot of ground today! |
1.4590 |
0.09225 |
61 |
41 |
12 |
8 |
329 |
This curbside loft space is airy and just seconds away from the crosstown bus - $3400/month, with occasional roommates. |
1.4590 |
0.08924 |
61 |
40 |
14 |
7 |
330 |
I was sick of always losing them. |
1.4590 |
0.07953 |
61 |
37 |
20 |
4 |
331 |
Remind me not to leave this in the taxi. |
1.4590 |
0.09225 |
61 |
41 |
12 |
8 |
332 |
Is the coat too much? |
1.4590 |
0.08924 |
61 |
40 |
14 |
7 |
333 |
Yeah yeah, I know - you're ex had a bigger one. |
1.4576 |
0.08824 |
59 |
38 |
15 |
6 |
334 |
You can never be too rich or too dry. |
1.4576 |
0.08135 |
59 |
36 |
19 |
4 |
335 |
Costco. |
1.4576 |
0.09149 |
59 |
39 |
13 |
7 |
336 |
A gust of wind is coming. I love you. |
1.4576 |
0.08824 |
59 |
38 |
15 |
6 |
337 |
I found it lying at the base of a huge beanstalk. |
1.4576 |
0.08486 |
59 |
37 |
17 |
5 |
338 |
Watch out for the puddle. |
1.4576 |
0.09463 |
59 |
40 |
11 |
8 |
339 |
My whole family's been under the weather. |
1.4576 |
0.08486 |
59 |
37 |
17 |
5 |
340 |
It's from the Julie Andrews collection. |
1.4571 |
0.08312 |
70 |
46 |
16 |
8 |
341 |
Yes I lost some weight recently, why? |
1.4571 |
0.07798 |
70 |
44 |
20 |
6 |
342 |
My insurance agent said I needed more coverage. |
1.4561 |
0.08328 |
57 |
35 |
18 |
4 |
343 |
Making Umbrellas great again. |
1.4561 |
0.09389 |
57 |
38 |
12 |
7 |
344 |
Do I know you? |
1.4561 |
0.09389 |
57 |
38 |
12 |
7 |
345 |
I've maxed out my cloud storage. |
1.4559 |
0.07679 |
68 |
42 |
21 |
5 |
346 |
Also, it's easy to find and I've never left it in a restaurant. |
1.4545 |
0.08535 |
55 |
34 |
17 |
4 |
347 |
I bought this umbrella before I joined Jenny Craig. |
1.4545 |
0.08921 |
55 |
35 |
15 |
5 |
348 |
You should see my rubbers. |
1.4545 |
0.08413 |
66 |
43 |
16 |
7 |
349 |
Honey, could you check outside and see if it's still raining? |
1.4528 |
0.07884 |
53 |
31 |
20 |
2 |
350 |
No need, it'll be charged directly to your credit card. And thanks for using Umber. |
1.4516 |
0.08810 |
62 |
41 |
14 |
7 |
351 |
I can't talk to you. I'm undercover. |
1.4516 |
0.08505 |
62 |
40 |
16 |
6 |
352 |
Thanks for agreeing to meet me discretely. |
1.4516 |
0.08810 |
62 |
41 |
14 |
7 |
353 |
Does this umbrella makes my ass look big? |
1.4516 |
0.08810 |
62 |
41 |
14 |
7 |
354 |
"It's called 'The Donald'". |
1.4516 |
0.08810 |
62 |
41 |
14 |
7 |
355 |
And it's difficult to lose. |
1.4507 |
0.07449 |
71 |
44 |
22 |
5 |
356 |
The raincoat is just for show. |
1.4500 |
0.08034 |
60 |
37 |
19 |
4 |
357 |
Our agent recommended $1 million additional umbrella coverage. I shopped around and found this for just $49. |
1.4500 |
0.08709 |
60 |
39 |
15 |
6 |
358 |
Ironically enough, I also own the world's smallest violin. |
1.4500 |
0.08709 |
60 |
39 |
15 |
6 |
359 |
No, it does not make you look fat. |
1.4500 |
0.09028 |
60 |
40 |
13 |
7 |
360 |
I was late and grabbed it off the patio. |
1.4500 |
0.09335 |
60 |
41 |
11 |
8 |
361 |
Should a strong wind appear, know how much I love you. |
1.4500 |
0.08709 |
60 |
39 |
15 |
6 |
362 |
Yes, I'm in Risk Management. How'd you know? |
1.4500 |
0.07675 |
60 |
36 |
21 |
3 |
363 |
Sometimes it closes unexpectedly. |
1.4490 |
0.09698 |
49 |
32 |
12 |
5 |
364 |
I work for an umbrella organization. |
1.4483 |
0.09581 |
58 |
40 |
10 |
8 |
365 |
I'm hoping I won't leave this one on the bus. |
1.4483 |
0.08581 |
58 |
37 |
16 |
5 |
366 |
What's "manspreading"? |
1.4483 |
0.08581 |
58 |
37 |
16 |
5 |
367 |
It was crowd sourced. |
1.4483 |
0.07845 |
58 |
35 |
20 |
3 |
368 |
Why yes, the salesman was jolly and green. |
1.4483 |
0.07845 |
58 |
35 |
20 |
3 |
369 |
I've had bad luck opening this indoors. |
1.4464 |
0.08798 |
56 |
36 |
15 |
5 |
370 |
Oh no, a puddle. |
1.4464 |
0.08798 |
56 |
36 |
15 |
5 |
371 |
I wish my HMO had this kind of coverage. |
1.4464 |
0.08421 |
56 |
35 |
17 |
4 |
372 |
You can never have too much coverage. |
1.4464 |
0.09159 |
56 |
37 |
13 |
6 |
373 |
It feels strange to be out without the kids. |
1.4464 |
0.08421 |
56 |
35 |
17 |
4 |
374 |
Now that all the kids have left maybe we should rethink this old umbrella. |
1.4464 |
0.08798 |
56 |
36 |
15 |
5 |
375 |
Christo had a yard sale. |
1.4464 |
0.09843 |
56 |
39 |
9 |
8 |
376 |
I bet you are now wondering what else is in my trench coat. |
1.4464 |
0.08798 |
56 |
36 |
15 |
5 |
377 |
My briefcase converts to a canoe if necessary. |
1.4464 |
0.08798 |
56 |
36 |
15 |
5 |
378 |
I got it before I went on Biggest Loser |
1.4464 |
0.08421 |
56 |
35 |
17 |
4 |
379 |
Now that the kids have left home, I think we should downsize. |
1.4464 |
0.08798 |
56 |
36 |
15 |
5 |
380 |
I hope you gave the coat check girl a generous tip! |
1.4464 |
0.08798 |
56 |
36 |
15 |
5 |
381 |
You know what they say about men with small umbrellas. |
1.4464 |
0.09159 |
56 |
37 |
13 |
6 |
382 |
it's the old GOP model. Everyone was supposed to fit under it, but I guess we're it. |
1.4464 |
0.08798 |
56 |
36 |
15 |
5 |
383 |
Well, I have lost a lot of weight... |
1.4462 |
0.08501 |
65 |
43 |
15 |
7 |
384 |
We should have kids. |
1.4444 |
0.09408 |
54 |
36 |
12 |
6 |
385 |
The people at my bus stop love it. |
1.4444 |
0.08219 |
54 |
33 |
18 |
3 |
386 |
And this is why you don't shop online while taking Ambien. |
1.4444 |
0.09029 |
54 |
35 |
14 |
5 |
387 |
We're gonna need a bigger cab. |
1.4444 |
0.09029 |
54 |
35 |
14 |
5 |
388 |
You should see my condoms. |
1.4444 |
0.09029 |
54 |
35 |
14 |
5 |
389 |
You're a lot skinnier than my last girlfriend. |
1.4444 |
0.09029 |
54 |
35 |
14 |
5 |
390 |
Water makes it grow. |
1.4444 |
0.08219 |
54 |
33 |
18 |
3 |
391 |
They talked me into premium coverage |
1.4444 |
0.08634 |
54 |
34 |
16 |
4 |
392 |
They call it 'The Trumpbrella'. |
1.4444 |
0.09408 |
54 |
36 |
12 |
6 |
393 |
Oh yes, you can judge a man by the size of his umbrella. |
1.4444 |
0.09029 |
54 |
35 |
14 |
5 |
394 |
What do you mean I am overprotective? |
1.4444 |
0.09824 |
45 |
29 |
12 |
4 |
395 |
In the insurance game we feel there is no such thing as too much coverage. |
1.4444 |
0.09296 |
45 |
28 |
14 |
3 |
396 |
Apparently a maximum coverage umbrella policy isn't what I thought it was. |
1.4426 |
0.08273 |
61 |
39 |
17 |
5 |
397 |
Do we really need this much coverage? |
1.4426 |
0.08273 |
61 |
39 |
17 |
5 |
398 |
I'm starting up a drysharing service. |
1.4423 |
0.09278 |
52 |
34 |
13 |
5 |
399 |
It came with my 500 year flood insurance. |
1.4423 |
0.09278 |
52 |
34 |
13 |
5 |
400 |
I'm claustrophobic |
1.4407 |
0.08807 |
59 |
39 |
14 |
6 |
401 |
I don't think we should generalize but it's true for umbrellas. |
1.4407 |
0.08807 |
59 |
39 |
14 |
6 |
402 |
If I had known it was going to rain this hard I would have brought the big one. |
1.4407 |
0.08116 |
59 |
37 |
18 |
4 |
403 |
I know it's large, but I don't know if it's annoying enough |
1.4407 |
0.09133 |
59 |
40 |
12 |
7 |
404 |
For the last time, it doesn’t make you look fat. |
1.4407 |
0.09133 |
59 |
40 |
12 |
7 |
405 |
I am working undercover this week. |
1.4407 |
0.09133 |
59 |
40 |
12 |
7 |
406 |
If the wind catches it I'll just meet you in New Jersey. |
1.4407 |
0.08116 |
59 |
37 |
18 |
4 |
407 |
It takes a village to raise this thing. |
1.4407 |
0.08807 |
59 |
39 |
14 |
6 |
408 |
Are you waiting for Godot as well? |
1.4407 |
0.08807 |
59 |
39 |
14 |
6 |
409 |
Huh? You've been telling me that size matters for the last 27 years...! |
1.4407 |
0.09447 |
59 |
41 |
10 |
8 |
410 |
You think my mother was over-protective? |
1.4407 |
0.08116 |
59 |
37 |
18 |
4 |
411 |
I tend to overcompensate. |
1.4400 |
0.11125 |
50 |
37 |
4 |
9 |
412 |
I used to have more friends. |
1.4400 |
0.08162 |
50 |
30 |
18 |
2 |
413 |
I'm allergic to cats and dogs. |
1.4394 |
0.08398 |
66 |
44 |
15 |
7 |
414 |
If we'd gotten wet, we'd have shrunk even more. |
1.4386 |
0.10018 |
57 |
41 |
7 |
9 |
415 |
"Fifteen kids on the next school bus are mine". |
1.4386 |
0.08677 |
57 |
37 |
15 |
5 |
416 |
After I come up with another $49,900 I can get the hot dog cart to go with it. |
1.4386 |
0.08677 |
57 |
37 |
15 |
5 |
417 |
I can still sing in the rain, but dancing is out of the question. |
1.4386 |
0.07923 |
57 |
35 |
19 |
3 |
418 |
I've been told I have a tendency to overcompensate. |
1.4386 |
0.09372 |
57 |
39 |
11 |
7 |
419 |
It's not going to rain on my parade. |
1.4386 |
0.09700 |
57 |
40 |
9 |
8 |
420 |
I'm not laying my coat down. You're just going to have to walk around the puddle. |
1.4386 |
0.08309 |
57 |
36 |
17 |
4 |
421 |
Thank you for choosing Uber Umbrella. |
1.4386 |
0.09031 |
57 |
38 |
13 |
6 |
422 |
``Yes, I moved here from Seattle. How'd you know?'' |
1.4386 |
0.08309 |
57 |
36 |
17 |
4 |
423 |
Hold this for a minute, please. I want to step outside to see if the rain has stopped. |
1.4386 |
0.07923 |
57 |
35 |
19 |
3 |
424 |
It was only twenty cents more. |
1.4386 |
0.08677 |
57 |
37 |
15 |
5 |
425 |
I sublet it on week ends through Airbnb. |
1.4386 |
0.09372 |
57 |
39 |
11 |
7 |
426 |
Christo estate sale. |
1.4386 |
0.09372 |
57 |
39 |
11 |
7 |
427 |
It may be too big to fail, but it takes a village to raise it. |
1.4386 |
0.09700 |
57 |
40 |
9 |
8 |
428 |
I thought plain black was the most unobtrusive. |
1.4386 |
0.08309 |
57 |
36 |
17 |
4 |
429 |
I bought a thirty year subscription to Time. |
1.4386 |
0.09372 |
57 |
39 |
11 |
7 |
430 |
I guess I didn't need my raincoat after all. |
1.4386 |
0.07923 |
57 |
35 |
19 |
3 |
431 |
No, actually I think it makes you look thinner. |
1.4386 |
0.09031 |
57 |
38 |
13 |
6 |
432 |
We're lucky you ordered the Mai Tai |
1.4386 |
0.08677 |
57 |
37 |
15 |
5 |
433 |
It isn't bad luck to open indoors, it's impossible. |
1.4386 |
0.08677 |
57 |
37 |
15 |
5 |
434 |
Try not to crowd me. |
1.4375 |
0.10274 |
48 |
33 |
9 |
6 |
435 |
It's meant for Americans. |
1.4375 |
0.10697 |
48 |
34 |
7 |
7 |
436 |
I get a buck apiece at the bus stop. |
1.4364 |
0.09627 |
55 |
38 |
10 |
7 |
437 |
Did you request an Uber-ella? |
1.4364 |
0.09271 |
55 |
37 |
12 |
6 |
438 |
My insurance coverage has a large umbrella policy. |
1.4364 |
0.08514 |
55 |
35 |
16 |
4 |
439 |
If the wind is right, it takes 15 minutes off my commute |
1.4364 |
0.06749 |
55 |
31 |
24 |
0 |
440 |
I'm hosting a flash crowd in 6 minutes. |
1.4364 |
0.08514 |
55 |
35 |
16 |
4 |
441 |
Yes — the gastric bypass went great, thanks. |
1.4364 |
0.08900 |
55 |
36 |
14 |
5 |
442 |
I allowed for shrinkage. |
1.4364 |
0.09971 |
55 |
39 |
8 |
8 |
443 |
Of course it's HUGE. It's a TRUMPbrella! |
1.4364 |
0.09971 |
55 |
39 |
8 |
8 |
444 |
Compensating? Whose compensating? |
1.4364 |
0.09627 |
55 |
38 |
10 |
7 |
445 |
What? We never use the patio. |
1.4364 |
0.08900 |
55 |
36 |
14 |
5 |
446 |
I can walk you to the subway, if you don't mind picking up a pre-school class on the way. |
1.4364 |
0.08900 |
55 |
36 |
14 |
5 |
447 |
'' Bought it at the Trump Tower store.'' |
1.4364 |
0.09271 |
55 |
37 |
12 |
6 |
448 |
What makes you think that I am compensating for something else? |
1.4355 |
0.07839 |
62 |
39 |
19 |
4 |
449 |
I borrowed it from Donald Trump. |
1.4340 |
0.09901 |
53 |
37 |
9 |
7 |
450 |
I have personal space issues. |
1.4340 |
0.07382 |
53 |
31 |
21 |
1 |
451 |
You should see the guy who lent this to me. |
1.4333 |
0.08690 |
60 |
40 |
14 |
6 |
452 |
Is this your first Airbnb? |
1.4333 |
0.08359 |
60 |
39 |
16 |
5 |
453 |
You must be very careful where you click when you order online. |
1.4328 |
0.07436 |
67 |
42 |
21 |
4 |
454 |
No one ever mistakes it for theirs. |
1.4314 |
0.07004 |
51 |
29 |
22 |
0 |
455 |
You should see my poncho. |
1.4314 |
0.08968 |
51 |
33 |
14 |
4 |
456 |
I lost over 500 pounds. How did you know? |
1.4314 |
0.08968 |
51 |
33 |
14 |
4 |
457 |
It was my cousin's. He passed it on to me after he won The Biggest Loser! |
1.4314 |
0.08520 |
51 |
32 |
16 |
3 |
458 |
I assumed more people were coming. |
1.4314 |
0.09395 |
51 |
34 |
12 |
5 |
459 |
It seems to make all my problems seem smaller.... |
1.4310 |
0.09561 |
58 |
41 |
9 |
8 |
460 |
Marge thinks we should list it on Airbnb. |
1.4310 |
0.09561 |
58 |
41 |
9 |
8 |
461 |
It covers my ego. |
1.4310 |
0.09240 |
58 |
40 |
11 |
7 |
462 |
You walk ahead, I'll catch up. |
1.4308 |
0.08483 |
65 |
44 |
14 |
7 |
463 |
Don't worry, we're covered. |
1.4306 |
0.08114 |
72 |
49 |
15 |
8 |
464 |
Its 100 years bad luck if you open it indoors. |
1.4286 |
0.08775 |
56 |
37 |
14 |
5 |
465 |
It's for the cats and dogs. |
1.4286 |
0.08396 |
56 |
36 |
16 |
4 |
466 |
It also covers auto. |
1.4286 |
0.09137 |
56 |
38 |
12 |
6 |
467 |
For only a small additional investment I got a lot more coverage. |
1.4286 |
0.09137 |
56 |
38 |
12 |
6 |
468 |
My arm is killing me. |
1.4286 |
0.09822 |
56 |
40 |
8 |
8 |
469 |
They're calling for widely scattered showers. |
1.4286 |
0.09137 |
56 |
38 |
12 |
6 |
470 |
I won the Biggest Loser last year. |
1.4286 |
0.08775 |
56 |
37 |
14 |
5 |
471 |
I'm overcompensating for small galoshes. |
1.4286 |
0.07584 |
56 |
34 |
20 |
2 |
472 |
I'm under cover. |
1.4286 |
0.08396 |
56 |
36 |
16 |
4 |
473 |
I miss the rain. |
1.4286 |
0.09137 |
56 |
38 |
12 |
6 |
474 |
We've got a lot of ground to cover. |
1.4286 |
0.09221 |
49 |
32 |
13 |
4 |
475 |
You should've seen the Mai Tai it came in. |
1.4286 |
0.08775 |
56 |
37 |
14 |
5 |
476 |
Sometimes I need my space and other people’s space. |
1.4286 |
0.08396 |
56 |
36 |
16 |
4 |
477 |
It's a real crowd pleaser. |
1.4286 |
0.08775 |
56 |
37 |
14 |
5 |
478 |
i've been told size matters |
1.4286 |
0.08000 |
56 |
35 |
18 |
3 |
479 |
You should see my cocktails |
1.4286 |
0.08396 |
56 |
36 |
16 |
4 |
480 |
The ad promised full coverage for my car. I thought I was buying insurance. |
1.4259 |
0.09004 |
54 |
36 |
13 |
5 |
481 |
As a matter of fact I do shop at Costco, why ? |
1.4259 |
0.09749 |
54 |
38 |
9 |
7 |
482 |
I've recently lost quite a bit of weight. |
1.4259 |
0.08607 |
54 |
35 |
15 |
4 |
483 |
It's from the Donald Trump line of umbrellas. |
1.4259 |
0.09384 |
54 |
37 |
11 |
6 |
484 |
Its from the Trump Travel collection. |
1.4259 |
0.09384 |
54 |
37 |
11 |
6 |
485 |
That was one hell of a cocktail. |
1.4259 |
0.08607 |
54 |
35 |
15 |
4 |
486 |
When you turn it upside down it becomes an ark. |
1.4259 |
0.09384 |
54 |
37 |
11 |
6 |
487 |
Noah called. |
1.4259 |
0.08607 |
54 |
35 |
15 |
4 |
488 |
Take that, El Nino. |
1.4259 |
0.09004 |
54 |
36 |
13 |
5 |
489 |
My uncle went to Texas and all I got was this stupid umbrella |
1.4259 |
0.08607 |
54 |
35 |
15 |
4 |
490 |
Not easy to pack, for sure, but on rainy days I make a lot of new friends. |
1.4259 |
0.08191 |
54 |
34 |
17 |
3 |
491 |
What makes you think I'm a Trump supporter? |
1.4259 |
0.09384 |
54 |
37 |
11 |
6 |
492 |
I'm suddenly in the mood for a really humongous Mai Tai. |
1.4237 |
0.08785 |
59 |
40 |
13 |
6 |
493 |
I heard the middle class had shrunk, but this is ridiculous. |
1.4237 |
0.08785 |
59 |
40 |
13 |
6 |
494 |
Can you believe someone just left it by the pool? |
1.4231 |
0.09250 |
52 |
35 |
12 |
5 |
495 |
No, your ass does not look big under this umbrella. |
1.4231 |
0.08395 |
52 |
33 |
16 |
3 |
496 |
The best part is he threw in the leather interior and Bluetooth for almost nothing. |
1.4231 |
0.09649 |
52 |
36 |
10 |
6 |
497 |
I thought you'd be bigger. |
1.4231 |
0.08395 |
52 |
33 |
16 |
3 |
498 |
It's actually bigger than my apartment. |
1.4231 |
0.09250 |
52 |
35 |
12 |
5 |
499 |
Most people are put off by my dry sense of humor. |
1.4231 |
0.09649 |
52 |
36 |
10 |
6 |
500 |
It's much harder to lose |
1.4231 |
0.09250 |
52 |
35 |
12 |
5 |
501 |
"Welcome to UMBER ma'am, It's .75 cents for the first city block, $1.50 for each additional city block. |
1.4231 |
0.07934 |
52 |
32 |
18 |
2 |
502 |
So, it turns out I may not have fully understood the umbrella policy my broker sold me. |
1.4231 |
0.08395 |
52 |
33 |
16 |
3 |
503 |
I'm allowing for shrinkage. |
1.4231 |
0.08395 |
52 |
33 |
16 |
3 |
504 |
They're predicting wide-spread storms today. |
1.4231 |
0.08833 |
52 |
34 |
14 |
4 |
505 |
Wide spread showers? |
1.4231 |
0.08833 |
52 |
34 |
14 |
4 |
506 |
I'm extremely unpopular at football games |
1.4231 |
0.08395 |
52 |
33 |
16 |
3 |
507 |
I may have small hands, but I can guarantee you, there's nothing wrong with the size of my umbrella. |
1.4231 |
0.10032 |
52 |
37 |
8 |
7 |
508 |
When the wind catches it, you should let go. |
1.4222 |
0.09790 |
45 |
30 |
11 |
4 |
509 |
The forecast said cloudy with a chance of tsunami. |
1.4211 |
0.09348 |
57 |
40 |
10 |
7 |
510 |
I also have a hot dog cart on the weekend. |
1.4211 |
0.06822 |
76 |
48 |
24 |
4 |
511 |
Don't worry. I think we're covered. |
1.4211 |
0.08282 |
57 |
37 |
16 |
4 |
512 |
Worst case scenario, we turn it upside-down |
1.4211 |
0.08282 |
57 |
37 |
16 |
4 |
513 |
Actually, I was kicked out of the scouts for being too prepared. |
1.4200 |
0.09515 |
50 |
34 |
11 |
5 |
514 |
Overcompensating? What are you suggesting? |
1.4200 |
0.07608 |
50 |
30 |
19 |
1 |
515 |
Our umbrella policy definitely has us covered. |
1.4200 |
0.08127 |
50 |
31 |
17 |
2 |
516 |
My grandfather was president of Morton Salt. |
1.4194 |
0.08771 |
62 |
43 |
12 |
7 |
517 |
It works great against Google maps and drones too! |
1.4186 |
0.10645 |
43 |
30 |
8 |
5 |
518 |
You should see the cocktail |
1.4182 |
0.08873 |
55 |
37 |
13 |
5 |
519 |
Technically, this was listed as a one bedroom. |
1.4182 |
0.08873 |
55 |
37 |
13 |
5 |
520 |
Excuse me, you're invading my personal space. |
1.4182 |
0.08873 |
55 |
37 |
13 |
5 |
521 |
It came with the drink. |
1.4182 |
0.09244 |
55 |
38 |
11 |
6 |
522 |
Yes, I have lost weight. |
1.4182 |
0.07197 |
55 |
33 |
21 |
1 |
523 |
I bought it at a giant yard sale. |
1.4182 |
0.09602 |
55 |
39 |
9 |
7 |
524 |
...But by the time I got up the beanstalk, all the good stuff was taken. |
1.4182 |
0.08873 |
55 |
37 |
13 |
5 |
525 |
Climate change. I'm ready. |
1.4182 |
0.08873 |
55 |
37 |
13 |
5 |
526 |
Why, yes, I do work in insurance! |
1.4182 |
0.08078 |
55 |
35 |
17 |
3 |
527 |
And I got another one for just a small shipping and handling charge. |
1.4182 |
0.08873 |
55 |
37 |
13 |
5 |
528 |
I didn't even know Trump had a line of umbrellas.. |
1.4182 |
0.08485 |
55 |
36 |
15 |
4 |
529 |
This is bigger than both of us. |
1.4182 |
0.09602 |
55 |
39 |
9 |
7 |
530 |
I have some personal space issues. |
1.4182 |
0.09244 |
55 |
38 |
11 |
6 |
531 |
He sold me the extended coverage policy. |
1.4182 |
0.07197 |
55 |
33 |
21 |
1 |
532 |
Want to see what happens when I close it? |
1.4182 |
0.08485 |
55 |
36 |
15 |
4 |
533 |
Does it make my hands look small? |
1.4182 |
0.08485 |
55 |
36 |
15 |
4 |
534 |
If the country club wanted it to stay over the patio table, they wouldn't have put a handle on it. |
1.4167 |
0.09800 |
48 |
33 |
10 |
5 |
535 |
Yes, I was on the Biggest Loser. Why do you ask? |
1.4167 |
0.10242 |
48 |
34 |
8 |
6 |
536 |
I'm a big believer in climate change. |
1.4167 |
0.09337 |
48 |
32 |
12 |
4 |
537 |
I thought Triple X umbrella meant something else when I ordered it. |
1.4167 |
0.08333 |
48 |
30 |
16 |
2 |
538 |
This Uberella service hasn't quite taken off yet. |
1.4167 |
0.08849 |
48 |
31 |
14 |
3 |
539 |
I'm compensating for something. I'm just not sure what. |
1.4167 |
0.10242 |
48 |
34 |
8 |
6 |
540 |
If you bring it indoors, you'll get 3000 years of bad luck |
1.4167 |
0.08849 |
48 |
31 |
14 |
3 |
541 |
Hi, I'm Noah. Do you have any pets? |
1.4167 |
0.09337 |
48 |
32 |
12 |
4 |
542 |
Where are all the other people we invited to the shower? |
1.4151 |
0.09499 |
53 |
37 |
10 |
6 |
543 |
I love Costco |
1.4151 |
0.09499 |
53 |
37 |
10 |
6 |
544 |
I usually have a larger tour group. |
1.4151 |
0.08274 |
53 |
34 |
16 |
3 |
545 |
Mind the puddle. |
1.4151 |
0.09109 |
53 |
36 |
12 |
5 |
546 |
I lost my regular umbrella so I just took the one from the patio |
1.4151 |
0.09499 |
53 |
37 |
10 |
6 |
547 |
I always purchase the extended coverage! |
1.4151 |
0.09499 |
53 |
37 |
10 |
6 |
548 |
I've been told that I have a very dry sense of humor. |
1.4151 |
0.07345 |
53 |
32 |
20 |
1 |
549 |
It was a dollar more than the regular size, and it came with a soda. |
1.4151 |
0.08702 |
53 |
35 |
14 |
4 |
550 |
I'm only saying that there is, perhaps, room for more in our relationship. |
1.4151 |
0.09109 |
53 |
36 |
12 |
5 |
551 |
I got it on sale at Costco. |
1.4151 |
0.08702 |
53 |
35 |
14 |
4 |
552 |
Omaha?!? Last thing I remember was being in Seattle and the wind started to blow. |
1.4151 |
0.09499 |
53 |
37 |
10 |
6 |
553 |
It's a Trumpbrella...you know, large and unwieldy, and only useful about 10% of the time. |
1.4151 |
0.09499 |
53 |
37 |
10 |
6 |
554 |
Excuse me miss. I can't help but notice that you are also 3 inches tall. |
1.4151 |
0.09874 |
53 |
38 |
8 |
7 |
555 |
Never buy an umbrella policy from Costco . |
1.4151 |
0.09499 |
53 |
37 |
10 |
6 |
556 |
It's all this Purple Rain talk... it has me terrified. |
1.4151 |
0.09109 |
53 |
36 |
12 |
5 |
557 |
Would you like to see my penis? |
1.4146 |
0.12085 |
41 |
31 |
3 |
7 |
558 |
I'm leaving you for Mary Poppins. |
1.4130 |
0.09619 |
46 |
31 |
11 |
4 |
559 |
See all those pigeons? |
1.4130 |
0.10109 |
46 |
32 |
9 |
5 |
560 |
I said get it on Amazon, not for the Amazon. |
1.4130 |
0.09619 |
46 |
31 |
11 |
4 |
561 |
Unless I'm mistaken it was you said "make sure you bring enough protection." |
1.4118 |
0.08008 |
51 |
32 |
17 |
2 |
562 |
What do you mean I'm risk adverse ? |
1.4118 |
0.08934 |
51 |
34 |
13 |
4 |
563 |
That diet really worked! |
1.4118 |
0.09363 |
51 |
35 |
11 |
5 |
564 |
It's simple really. This is my apartment. |
1.4118 |
0.09772 |
51 |
36 |
9 |
6 |
565 |
I promised the guy at the hot dog stand that I’d bring it back tomorrow. |
1.4118 |
0.08008 |
51 |
32 |
17 |
2 |
566 |
What they don't tell you when you buy it is that if you close it, you get crushed to death. |
1.4118 |
0.09363 |
51 |
35 |
11 |
5 |
567 |
The next step in the plan is to get Mexico to pay for it. |
1.4118 |
0.09363 |
51 |
35 |
11 |
5 |
568 |
You should've seen the size of the hotdogs. |
1.4118 |
0.09772 |
51 |
36 |
9 |
6 |
569 |
Me? Overprotective? |
1.4118 |
0.09363 |
51 |
35 |
11 |
5 |
570 |
It's an Uberbrella. Where can I walk you? |
1.4118 |
0.09363 |
51 |
35 |
11 |
5 |
571 |
I'm just coming out of a polygamous relationship. |
1.4118 |
0.08484 |
51 |
33 |
15 |
3 |
572 |
It's also a WiFi hotspot. |
1.4118 |
0.08484 |
51 |
33 |
15 |
3 |
573 |
I shop at Costco. |
1.4103 |
0.10847 |
39 |
27 |
8 |
4 |
574 |
The best part is, everyone gets out of your way. |
1.4091 |
0.09377 |
44 |
29 |
12 |
3 |
575 |
I don't give a damn about the other pedestrians, I'm a libertarian. |
1.4091 |
0.09377 |
44 |
29 |
12 |
3 |
576 |
Now let's go take some eyes out! |
1.4091 |
0.09925 |
44 |
30 |
10 |
4 |
577 |
The six-man was the same price as the four-man, so I decided to go for it. |
1.4082 |
0.08708 |
49 |
32 |
14 |
3 |
578 |
No, what do they say about guys with big umbrellas? |
1.4082 |
0.09636 |
49 |
34 |
10 |
5 |
579 |
I opted for full Umbrella Coverage with our policy. |
1.4082 |
0.09184 |
49 |
33 |
12 |
4 |
580 |
And you said size doesn't matter. |
1.4082 |
0.09184 |
49 |
33 |
12 |
4 |
581 |
My insurance broker recommended a large umbrella policy. |
1.4082 |
0.10067 |
49 |
35 |
8 |
6 |
582 |
They're only sold during the El Niño years. |
1.4082 |
0.09636 |
49 |
34 |
10 |
5 |
583 |
Climate change. |
1.4082 |
0.10481 |
49 |
36 |
6 |
7 |
584 |
Can you hold this while I check the weather. |
1.4082 |
0.09184 |
49 |
33 |
12 |
4 |
585 |
new account at the bank, it was this or a 50 slice toaster |
1.4082 |
0.09184 |
49 |
33 |
12 |
4 |
586 |
I'm from Texas. |
1.4082 |
0.09636 |
49 |
34 |
10 |
5 |
587 |
I've tried every other way to make friends. |
1.4082 |
0.07670 |
49 |
30 |
18 |
1 |
588 |
It said "One Size Fits All." |
1.4082 |
0.09184 |
49 |
33 |
12 |
4 |
589 |
I've lost weight. |
1.4082 |
0.09184 |
49 |
33 |
12 |
4 |
590 |
They said "my level didn't qualify for a golden parachute" |
1.4082 |
0.09636 |
49 |
34 |
10 |
5 |
591 |
I used to be much heavier. |
1.4082 |
0.08708 |
49 |
32 |
14 |
3 |
592 |
They were out of large. |
1.4082 |
0.09184 |
49 |
33 |
12 |
4 |
593 |
I'm getting a head of the curve on climate change. |
1.4082 |
0.08206 |
49 |
31 |
16 |
2 |
594 |
New York City pigeons are YUUGE! |
1.4082 |
0.08708 |
49 |
32 |
14 |
3 |
595 |
It has to be this big, I'm almost 50 pounds heavier than Mary Poppins. |
1.4082 |
0.09184 |
49 |
33 |
12 |
4 |
596 |
I stole it from Trump Towers. |
1.4082 |
0.08206 |
49 |
31 |
16 |
2 |
597 |
It was made in Texas. |
1.4074 |
0.08156 |
54 |
35 |
16 |
3 |
598 |
Are you kidding, you expect me to put my coat down over that puddle for you? |
1.4074 |
0.08573 |
54 |
36 |
14 |
4 |
599 |
I heard it was going to rain cats and dogs. |
1.4074 |
0.08972 |
54 |
37 |
12 |
5 |
600 |
I forgot my hat. |
1.4074 |
0.09353 |
54 |
38 |
10 |
6 |
601 |
Cristo will never miss it. |
1.4074 |
0.08573 |
54 |
36 |
14 |
4 |
602 |
I was expecting others to join us. |
1.4043 |
0.08950 |
47 |
31 |
13 |
3 |
603 |
Wouldn't it be easier to just move to Southern California? |
1.4043 |
0.09453 |
47 |
32 |
11 |
4 |
604 |
You look a lot thinner than your profile picture. |
1.4043 |
0.10386 |
47 |
34 |
7 |
6 |
605 |
Tell me Martha: why are our 'wants' so much bigger than our 'needs'"? |
1.4043 |
0.09930 |
47 |
33 |
9 |
5 |
606 |
My therapist says I need to stop being so sheltered. |
1.4043 |
0.07849 |
47 |
29 |
17 |
1 |
607 |
You've upgraded our umbrella policy? |
1.4043 |
0.09453 |
47 |
32 |
11 |
4 |
608 |
Here's why: I've never once left this in a restaurant. |
1.4043 |
0.08950 |
47 |
31 |
13 |
3 |
609 |
"Some days when the wind picks up, I can fly to work. |
1.4043 |
0.08418 |
47 |
30 |
15 |
2 |
610 |
It was on sale in the big and tall section. |
1.4038 |
0.08357 |
52 |
34 |
15 |
3 |
611 |
I got it on a corner from a guy named Noah. |
1.4038 |
0.09215 |
52 |
36 |
11 |
5 |
612 |
I know it looks silly, but I don't want to hurt my mother's feelings. |
1.4038 |
0.08796 |
52 |
35 |
13 |
4 |
613 |
Yes, only child |
1.4038 |
0.08796 |
52 |
35 |
13 |
4 |
614 |
I'm the designated dryer. |
1.4038 |
0.08357 |
52 |
34 |
15 |
3 |
615 |
I'm not sure if people like me or they just want to get out of the rain |
1.4038 |
0.07399 |
52 |
32 |
19 |
1 |
616 |
Cabs can be a problem...... |
1.4038 |
0.07892 |
52 |
33 |
17 |
2 |
617 |
A strong wind will be cheaper than a cab. |
1.4038 |
0.08796 |
52 |
35 |
13 |
4 |
618 |
Way faster than the elevator, right? |
1.4038 |
0.08796 |
52 |
35 |
13 |
4 |
619 |
It matches my ego. |
1.4038 |
0.07892 |
52 |
33 |
17 |
2 |
620 |
Got it off e-bay from some old lady living in a shoe. |
1.4038 |
0.09215 |
52 |
36 |
11 |
5 |
621 |
They said it was going to rain cats and dogs. |
1.4038 |
0.10000 |
52 |
38 |
7 |
7 |
622 |
The weatherman said widespread rain. |
1.4038 |
0.09215 |
52 |
36 |
11 |
5 |
623 |
This IS our increased coverage. |
1.4035 |
0.08249 |
57 |
38 |
15 |
4 |
624 |
Wanna see my Rubbers? |
1.4000 |
0.09476 |
50 |
35 |
10 |
5 |
625 |
It's the Trump Ego model |
1.4000 |
0.08449 |
55 |
37 |
14 |
4 |
626 |
You should see the size of the chocolates they left on my pillow |
1.4000 |
0.08571 |
50 |
33 |
14 |
3 |
627 |
I come from a large Catholic family. |
1.4000 |
0.09476 |
50 |
35 |
10 |
5 |
628 |
I invited a few friends to join us. |
1.4000 |
0.08646 |
45 |
29 |
14 |
2 |
629 |
This is not an umbrella. This is revenge against the double stroller. |
1.4000 |
0.08838 |
55 |
38 |
12 |
5 |
630 |
Size matters. |
1.4000 |
0.09744 |
45 |
31 |
10 |
4 |
631 |
It's reversible in case of flood. |
1.4000 |
0.08571 |
50 |
33 |
14 |
3 |
632 |
I'm aggressively risk averse |
1.4000 |
0.08646 |
45 |
29 |
14 |
2 |
633 |
Sure, I get tired some times -- but at least the rent is manageable. |
1.4000 |
0.09211 |
55 |
39 |
10 |
6 |
634 |
I've always been over protective. |
1.4000 |
0.09035 |
50 |
34 |
12 |
4 |
635 |
Trump says it's all about protecting the hair. |
1.4000 |
0.09744 |
45 |
31 |
10 |
4 |
636 |
It's from the Trump Collection. |
1.4000 |
0.09211 |
45 |
30 |
12 |
3 |
637 |
I want a big family. |
1.4000 |
0.08571 |
50 |
33 |
14 |
3 |
638 |
It's my new Trumpbrella. |
1.4000 |
0.10249 |
45 |
32 |
8 |
5 |
639 |
They come three to a pack at Costco. |
1.4000 |
0.08081 |
50 |
32 |
16 |
2 |
640 |
This umbrella is the second biggest thing I've held in my hands today. |
1.4000 |
0.09476 |
50 |
35 |
10 |
5 |
641 |
I grew up in a large family in Seattle. |
1.4000 |
0.09476 |
50 |
35 |
10 |
5 |
642 |
I guess I could sell advertising space. |
1.4000 |
0.09035 |
50 |
34 |
12 |
4 |
643 |
It's great. Caught a breeze yesterday from Columbus Circle to Murray Hill. |
1.4000 |
0.09035 |
50 |
34 |
12 |
4 |
644 |
Well, you know what they say about guys with big umbrellas! |
1.4000 |
0.09744 |
45 |
31 |
10 |
4 |
645 |
It's one of the few perks that comes with managing an umbrella fund. |
1.4000 |
0.09476 |
50 |
35 |
10 |
5 |
646 |
It all started when my third grade teacher asked if I'd brought enough gum for everyone. |
1.4000 |
0.09035 |
50 |
34 |
12 |
4 |
647 |
Just in case, it's also a boat. |
1.4000 |
0.10249 |
45 |
32 |
8 |
5 |
648 |
"The Compensator" is the biggest model on the market. |
1.4000 |
0.09476 |
50 |
35 |
10 |
5 |
649 |
I thought you said you were bringing some friends. |
1.4000 |
0.08571 |
50 |
33 |
14 |
3 |
650 |
I'm telling you, that gastric bypass was a real life-saver. |
1.4000 |
0.09897 |
50 |
36 |
8 |
6 |
651 |
''But, do you like Pina Coladas ? "" |
1.4000 |
0.09476 |
50 |
35 |
10 |
5 |
652 |
It's the global warming model. |
1.4000 |
0.08081 |
50 |
32 |
16 |
2 |
653 |
Why, yes...I 'am' from Texas. How did you guess? |
1.4000 |
0.08081 |
50 |
32 |
16 |
2 |
654 |
Welcome to Seattle! |
1.4000 |
0.09211 |
45 |
30 |
12 |
3 |
655 |
I find a golf umbrella just doesn't cause enough inconvenience to other people. |
1.4000 |
0.08571 |
50 |
33 |
14 |
3 |
656 |
Get anything else at the Duggar family garage sale? |
1.4000 |
0.10249 |
45 |
32 |
8 |
5 |
657 |
Overprotective and dry sense of humor, you say? |
1.4000 |
0.09897 |
50 |
36 |
8 |
6 |
658 |
If you'll hold my umbrella, I'll lay my raincoat over the puddle for you. |
1.4000 |
0.09476 |
50 |
35 |
10 |
5 |
659 |
I lost a few pounds. |
1.4000 |
0.09035 |
50 |
34 |
12 |
4 |
660 |
Yes, I'm compensating. |
1.4000 |
0.12910 |
25 |
17 |
6 |
2 |
661 |
I have a thing about really big birds. |
1.4000 |
0.08571 |
50 |
33 |
14 |
3 |
662 |
Another one of his failed enterprises...Trump Umbrellas. |
1.4000 |
0.11209 |
40 |
29 |
6 |
5 |
663 |
It was my first time going to a big box store. |
1.4000 |
0.09897 |
50 |
36 |
8 |
6 |
664 |
Now that the kids are out of college, I think we should downsize. |
1.4000 |
0.09035 |
50 |
34 |
12 |
4 |
665 |
I found it at the bottom of a beanstalk. |
1.4000 |
0.08081 |
50 |
32 |
16 |
2 |
666 |
Actually, I'm an under-cover agent. |
1.4000 |
0.08646 |
45 |
29 |
14 |
2 |
667 |
I don't understand why some people think I'm overly protective |
1.4000 |
0.09744 |
45 |
31 |
10 |
4 |
668 |
It also comes in large. |
1.4000 |
0.08571 |
50 |
33 |
14 |
3 |
669 |
One drop and I get my money back. |
1.4000 |
0.08571 |
50 |
33 |
14 |
3 |
670 |
This is the best coverage we've ever had! |
1.4000 |
0.09897 |
50 |
36 |
8 |
6 |
671 |
It's in case of climate change. |
1.4000 |
0.09744 |
45 |
31 |
10 |
4 |
672 |
We've reached the limits of my umbrella policy. |
1.3966 |
0.07354 |
58 |
37 |
19 |
2 |
673 |
Remind me to return this umbrella to Trump Tower. |
1.3962 |
0.08233 |
53 |
35 |
15 |
3 |
674 |
It's days like this when I miss my old entourage. |
1.3962 |
0.09071 |
53 |
37 |
11 |
5 |
675 |
It's from Costco. |
1.3962 |
0.08662 |
53 |
36 |
13 |
4 |
676 |
I weigh a bit more than Mary Poppins. |
1.3958 |
0.09292 |
48 |
33 |
11 |
4 |
677 |
Yeah, I manspread, too. |
1.3958 |
0.09292 |
48 |
33 |
11 |
4 |
678 |
' Is this your first trip with Uberella?' |
1.3958 |
0.09758 |
48 |
34 |
9 |
5 |
679 |
Please, don't buy me any more Viagra promo umbrellas. |
1.3958 |
0.11037 |
48 |
37 |
3 |
8 |
680 |
Your from Texas, right? |
1.3958 |
0.08802 |
48 |
32 |
13 |
3 |
681 |
I've lost a little weight. |
1.3958 |
0.08802 |
48 |
32 |
13 |
3 |
682 |
He's making umbrellas great again. |
1.3958 |
0.09292 |
48 |
33 |
11 |
4 |
683 |
Alright, if you think there's room for you. |
1.3958 |
0.08802 |
48 |
32 |
13 |
3 |
684 |
This way, you won't have to stand so close. |
1.3958 |
0.09292 |
48 |
33 |
11 |
4 |
685 |
You said size matters. |
1.3958 |
0.08802 |
48 |
32 |
13 |
3 |
686 |
I'm not waiting for a bus. I'm waiting for a stiff wind. |
1.3958 |
0.09292 |
48 |
33 |
11 |
4 |
687 |
It was a thank you gift from a crowd funding site. |
1.3958 |
0.09292 |
48 |
33 |
11 |
4 |
688 |
Would you like to eat outside? |
1.3958 |
0.08802 |
48 |
32 |
13 |
3 |
689 |
This briefcase is ridiculously heavy. |
1.3958 |
0.10627 |
48 |
36 |
5 |
7 |
690 |
Do you want to come upstairs and see my rain boots? |
1.3958 |
0.09758 |
48 |
34 |
9 |
5 |
691 |
It doesn't fit in a cab, so I have to walk everywhere. |
1.3958 |
0.09292 |
48 |
33 |
11 |
4 |
692 |
I upgraded my umbrella policy to cover you. |
1.3958 |
0.08802 |
48 |
32 |
13 |
3 |
693 |
It keeps you very dry but your arm will never be the same. |
1.3958 |
0.08802 |
48 |
32 |
13 |
3 |
694 |
They're ptedicting widely scattered showers. |
1.3958 |
0.09292 |
48 |
33 |
11 |
4 |
695 |
Sure. You SAID 'Size doesn't matter' but... |
1.3953 |
0.10060 |
43 |
30 |
9 |
4 |
696 |
If I knew we'd be sharing I would've brought the BIG umbrella. |
1.3953 |
0.08892 |
43 |
28 |
13 |
2 |
697 |
It also covers my home, auto and excess liability. |
1.3922 |
0.09321 |
51 |
36 |
10 |
5 |
698 |
As your agent, I can assure you that you can never have too much coverage |
1.3922 |
0.08438 |
51 |
34 |
14 |
3 |
699 |
Yes, I do consider myself a socialist. |
1.3922 |
0.09321 |
51 |
36 |
10 |
5 |
700 |
I bought it from a very large British nanny. |
1.3922 |
0.08438 |
51 |
34 |
14 |
3 |
701 |
I'm just happy to see you. |
1.3922 |
0.09733 |
51 |
37 |
8 |
6 |
702 |
I'm trying to meet more people. |
1.3922 |
0.08438 |
51 |
34 |
14 |
3 |
703 |
Yes, I'd like to have a big family. How'd you know? |
1.3922 |
0.09321 |
51 |
36 |
10 |
5 |
704 |
Yeah, maybe it's overkill, but it fits my dry sense of humor. |
1.3913 |
0.09051 |
46 |
31 |
12 |
3 |
705 |
Well, I had saved quite a bit for a rainy day |
1.3913 |
0.08500 |
46 |
30 |
14 |
2 |
706 |
It's the smallest they had at COSTCO |
1.3913 |
0.09051 |
46 |
31 |
12 |
3 |
707 |
It has a large margin of error. |
1.3913 |
0.10531 |
46 |
34 |
6 |
6 |
708 |
It came in my daiquiri. |
1.3913 |
0.09051 |
46 |
31 |
12 |
3 |
709 |
I think our agent sold us too much coverage. |
1.3913 |
0.09570 |
46 |
32 |
10 |
4 |
710 |
It was produced through crowd-sourcing. |
1.3913 |
0.09051 |
46 |
31 |
12 |
3 |
711 |
They were out of golden parachutes. |
1.3913 |
0.09570 |
46 |
32 |
10 |
4 |
712 |
I used to let a smile be my umbrella, then my meds failed. |
1.3913 |
0.08500 |
46 |
30 |
14 |
2 |
713 |
And if it really gets bad, you can flip it over and it's a boat. |
1.3913 |
0.09051 |
46 |
31 |
12 |
3 |
714 |
When it's windy, you can get a bird's eye view of the city. |
1.3913 |
0.10062 |
46 |
33 |
8 |
5 |
715 |
Made in Texas |
1.3913 |
0.09570 |
46 |
32 |
10 |
4 |
716 |
Go figure, it expands in water. |
1.3913 |
0.08500 |
46 |
30 |
14 |
2 |
717 |
Tracing my genealogy back to Noah was transformative. |
1.3913 |
0.09570 |
46 |
32 |
10 |
4 |
718 |
You should see my golden parachute. |
1.3913 |
0.10062 |
46 |
33 |
8 |
5 |
719 |
Hold the umbrella, while I spread my coat over the puddle . |
1.3913 |
0.08500 |
46 |
30 |
14 |
2 |
720 |
What do you mean, you feel like I am over-compensating? |
1.3902 |
0.10405 |
41 |
29 |
8 |
4 |
721 |
I call it my über-ella. |
1.3902 |
0.09802 |
41 |
28 |
10 |
3 |
722 |
I've got you covered. |
1.3889 |
0.08112 |
54 |
36 |
15 |
3 |
723 |
I'm working under cover. |
1.3889 |
0.08112 |
54 |
36 |
15 |
3 |
724 |
This is an umbrella cartoon. It's above your head. |
1.3889 |
0.08932 |
54 |
38 |
11 |
5 |
725 |
Ever since the kids moved out, this umbrella feels so empty. |
1.3878 |
0.09136 |
49 |
34 |
11 |
4 |
726 |
A 10-year subscription to the New Yorker has its benefits. |
1.3878 |
0.09590 |
49 |
35 |
9 |
5 |
727 |
I saved a lot for a rainy day. |
1.3878 |
0.08153 |
49 |
32 |
15 |
2 |
728 |
It's mostly for my ego. |
1.3878 |
0.08153 |
49 |
32 |
15 |
2 |
729 |
It can rain on my parade, your parade and two of your friends. |
1.3878 |
0.08658 |
49 |
33 |
13 |
3 |
730 |
I accidentally opened it in the apartment this morning. That's like, what, a million years bad luck? |
1.3878 |
0.08153 |
49 |
32 |
15 |
2 |
731 |
Just download the app called "Uber-brella." |
1.3878 |
0.09136 |
49 |
34 |
11 |
4 |
732 |
Bought it at Costco. |
1.3878 |
0.09590 |
49 |
35 |
9 |
5 |
733 |
I'm from Texas, ma'am. |
1.3878 |
0.08658 |
49 |
33 |
13 |
3 |
734 |
On Wall Street you get a lot of jumpers. |
1.3878 |
0.09590 |
49 |
35 |
9 |
5 |
735 |
Ok, but if we don’t make some friends, I’m out of ideas. |
1.3878 |
0.09590 |
49 |
35 |
9 |
5 |
736 |
My chivalry ends here. |
1.3878 |
0.09136 |
49 |
34 |
11 |
4 |
737 |
Not impressed? Just wait until the wind blows. |
1.3878 |
0.09590 |
49 |
35 |
9 |
5 |
738 |
I found it among the Christie for President discards. |
1.3878 |
0.09590 |
49 |
35 |
9 |
5 |
739 |
The guy in the store said it would shrink in the rain. |
1.3878 |
0.08658 |
49 |
33 |
13 |
3 |
740 |
You see, you have got to account for shrinkage! |
1.3878 |
0.08658 |
49 |
33 |
13 |
3 |
741 |
I'm getting $50 a day on Airbnb |
1.3878 |
0.09136 |
49 |
34 |
11 |
4 |
742 |
too much? |
1.3878 |
0.08153 |
49 |
32 |
15 |
2 |
743 |
It was more impressive when it was a metaphor. |
1.3878 |
0.09136 |
49 |
34 |
11 |
4 |
744 |
I've already misplaced two of them this year. |
1.3878 |
0.08658 |
49 |
33 |
13 |
3 |
745 |
Thanks, it's a Trumprella. |
1.3878 |
0.09136 |
49 |
34 |
11 |
4 |
746 |
Flag the first taxi you see with a ski rack. |
1.3878 |
0.09136 |
49 |
34 |
11 |
4 |
747 |
The black umbrella is nice, but the golden parachute would have been better. |
1.3878 |
0.08658 |
49 |
33 |
13 |
3 |
748 |
It's got nothing to do with rain. I just like my space. |
1.3864 |
0.09319 |
44 |
30 |
11 |
3 |
749 |
That WAS an umbrella in my pocket, but I'm still happy to see you. |
1.3864 |
0.09319 |
44 |
30 |
11 |
3 |
750 |
I combined my auto and home insurance and my agent sent me this |
1.3864 |
0.09319 |
44 |
30 |
11 |
3 |
751 |
"Want to come up to my place? I make a monster daiquiri. |
1.3864 |
0.09319 |
44 |
30 |
11 |
3 |
752 |
It's not you, it's me. |
1.3864 |
0.10889 |
44 |
33 |
5 |
6 |
753 |
Well, do you want to sing anyway? |
1.3864 |
0.09319 |
44 |
30 |
11 |
3 |
754 |
I can guarantee you the best coverage in the business. |
1.3864 |
0.09319 |
44 |
30 |
11 |
3 |
755 |
The Joneses got a new what? |
1.3864 |
0.10392 |
44 |
32 |
7 |
5 |
756 |
Do you like Pina Coladas? |
1.3864 |
0.09319 |
44 |
30 |
11 |
3 |
757 |
Welcome to Texas. |
1.3864 |
0.09319 |
44 |
30 |
11 |
3 |
758 |
I got it from the old Republican Party. |
1.3864 |
0.10392 |
44 |
32 |
7 |
5 |
759 |
On a windy day it's faster than a taxi. |
1.3860 |
0.07818 |
57 |
38 |
16 |
3 |
760 |
When do you want to meet my kids? |
1.3860 |
0.08940 |
57 |
41 |
10 |
6 |
761 |
It's the next big thing — excessorization. |
1.3846 |
0.08751 |
52 |
36 |
12 |
4 |
762 |
I also use it to float down from the 37th floor. |
1.3846 |
0.08309 |
52 |
35 |
14 |
3 |
763 |
I bought into the El Nino hype... |
1.3846 |
0.08309 |
52 |
35 |
14 |
3 |
764 |
She got the big house with the big deck, I got the big deck umbrella. |
1.3846 |
0.10138 |
39 |
27 |
9 |
3 |
765 |
It's 50 cents per block -- maximum 12 walkers. |
1.3833 |
0.07551 |
60 |
40 |
17 |
3 |
766 |
Our insurance agent said we needed a lot more umbrella coverage. |
1.3830 |
0.09401 |
47 |
33 |
10 |
4 |
767 |
They call it a trumpbella. |
1.3830 |
0.09881 |
47 |
34 |
8 |
5 |
768 |
Going inside seems rather wasteful, doesn't it? |
1.3830 |
0.08895 |
47 |
32 |
12 |
3 |
769 |
I also prefer the term "little people." |
1.3830 |
0.09881 |
47 |
34 |
8 |
5 |
770 |
My agent tells me it's the best coverage money can buy. |
1.3830 |
0.08895 |
47 |
32 |
12 |
3 |
771 |
Share a taxi? |
1.3830 |
0.08895 |
47 |
32 |
12 |
3 |
772 |
I regret a lot of things, Margaret. This umbrella is not one of them. |
1.3830 |
0.08895 |
47 |
32 |
12 |
3 |
773 |
This way we can be dry and obnoxious |
1.3830 |
0.08359 |
47 |
31 |
14 |
2 |
774 |
I heard Donald Trump has a small umbrella to make his hands look bigger. |
1.3830 |
0.09881 |
47 |
34 |
8 |
5 |
775 |
I bought it from the Poppins estate. |
1.3830 |
0.08895 |
47 |
32 |
12 |
3 |
776 |
Is this as big as it gets? |
1.3830 |
0.09881 |
47 |
34 |
8 |
5 |
777 |
I though you said that you needed some space... |
1.3830 |
0.09401 |
47 |
33 |
10 |
4 |
778 |
So that loud mouth from Texas probably has our umbrella! |
1.3830 |
0.09881 |
47 |
34 |
8 |
5 |
779 |
No it's not subway friendly. |
1.3830 |
0.08359 |
47 |
31 |
14 |
2 |
780 |
I'm preparing for the fallout from November's election. |
1.3830 |
0.08359 |
47 |
31 |
14 |
2 |
781 |
I've lost a lot of weight. |
1.3830 |
0.07167 |
47 |
29 |
18 |
0 |
782 |
I no longer worry about my umbrella being stolen. |
1.3830 |
0.09401 |
47 |
33 |
10 |
4 |
783 |
You know what they say about men with big umbrellas, don't you? |
1.3830 |
0.10338 |
47 |
35 |
6 |
6 |
784 |
My agent said that I needed extra coverage. |
1.3830 |
0.08895 |
47 |
32 |
12 |
3 |
785 |
I bought it at the big umbrella sale. |
1.3830 |
0.08895 |
47 |
32 |
12 |
3 |
786 |
The forecast made it sound a lot worse. |
1.3830 |
0.08359 |
47 |
31 |
14 |
2 |
787 |
It's a republican thing, big umbrella but we don't want just anyone underneath it. |
1.3830 |
0.09401 |
47 |
33 |
10 |
4 |
788 |
It was in my briefcase. Why do you ask? |
1.3830 |
0.10338 |
47 |
35 |
6 |
6 |
789 |
They forecast widespread rain. |
1.3830 |
0.09401 |
47 |
33 |
10 |
4 |
790 |
You said to increase the coverage of our umbrella policy. |
1.3830 |
0.08895 |
47 |
32 |
12 |
3 |
791 |
I'm staying at the Trump Plaza and they provide huuuuuge umbrellas. |
1.3830 |
0.09401 |
47 |
33 |
10 |
4 |
792 |
It's great until the wind blows....... |
1.3830 |
0.08359 |
47 |
31 |
14 |
2 |
793 |
This isn't our bed...you have plenty of room over there. |
1.3830 |
0.09401 |
47 |
33 |
10 |
4 |
794 |
It's called a Trumbrella. It's a tremendous umbrella. Yuge, in fact. |
1.3830 |
0.09401 |
47 |
33 |
10 |
4 |
795 |
I'm sheltering us from the tears of failed Caption Contest entrants. It's a whole thing, now. |
1.3830 |
0.09881 |
47 |
34 |
8 |
5 |
796 |
I think I got Trumps umbrella. |
1.3830 |
0.09401 |
47 |
33 |
10 |
4 |
797 |
This was a lot more fun on the beach... |
1.3830 |
0.08359 |
47 |
31 |
14 |
2 |
798 |
We didn't use it on the patio much anyway so... |
1.3830 |
0.08895 |
47 |
32 |
12 |
3 |
799 |
Actually I am a weather forecaster. |
1.3830 |
0.08895 |
47 |
32 |
12 |
3 |
800 |
What do you mean this umbrella isn't big enough for both of us? |
1.3830 |
0.08895 |
47 |
32 |
12 |
3 |
801 |
We should have invited more people. |
1.3830 |
0.08895 |
47 |
32 |
12 |
3 |
802 |
It was only 200 dollars more and I get five times the coverage. |
1.3824 |
0.09455 |
34 |
22 |
11 |
1 |
803 |
You're invading my personal space. |
1.3810 |
0.10751 |
42 |
31 |
6 |
5 |
804 |
I got it in black because I didn't want to be all "look-at-me". |
1.3810 |
0.09611 |
42 |
29 |
10 |
3 |
805 |
I told the insurance salesman I needed a policy to cover the whole family! |
1.3810 |
0.08986 |
42 |
28 |
12 |
2 |
806 |
I think you'll find that most things about me are grandiose and overblown. |
1.3810 |
0.10197 |
42 |
30 |
8 |
4 |
807 |
Stop looking at me! I'm undercover... |
1.3810 |
0.09611 |
42 |
29 |
10 |
3 |
808 |
Thanks for helping me to get it up. |
1.3800 |
0.08025 |
50 |
33 |
15 |
2 |
809 |
I am ready for the dogs and cats |
1.3800 |
0.08519 |
50 |
34 |
13 |
3 |
810 |
My wife had big hair. |
1.3800 |
0.08985 |
50 |
35 |
11 |
4 |
811 |
I bought in when it went co-op in the '80's. |
1.3800 |
0.08985 |
50 |
35 |
11 |
4 |
812 |
The neighbors are gone for a week, so I just borrowed it from their patio set. |
1.3778 |
0.09150 |
45 |
31 |
11 |
3 |
813 |
I have something really big to share with you. |
1.3778 |
0.07970 |
45 |
29 |
15 |
1 |
814 |
I bought it before my participation in "The biggest loser" |
1.3778 |
0.09686 |
45 |
32 |
9 |
4 |
815 |
My insurance agent suggested That I increase my umbrella coverage. |
1.3778 |
0.09686 |
45 |
32 |
9 |
4 |
816 |
The kickstarter campaign made it sound like a technological wonder. |
1.3778 |
0.08581 |
45 |
30 |
13 |
2 |
817 |
I think my insurance guy misunderstood when I told him I wanted the largest umbrella coverage they had. |
1.3778 |
0.09686 |
45 |
32 |
9 |
4 |
818 |
It came with my drink at happy hour. |
1.3778 |
0.10195 |
45 |
33 |
7 |
5 |
819 |
Please don't think me unchivalrous, but perhaps we could just walk around it. |
1.3778 |
0.09150 |
45 |
31 |
11 |
3 |
820 |
I got it for drinking the world's biggest Mai Tai. |
1.3778 |
0.09686 |
45 |
32 |
9 |
4 |
821 |
I'v never concerned about rain......wind yes. |
1.3778 |
0.09686 |
45 |
32 |
9 |
4 |
822 |
No, I don't mind sharing the umbrella. |
1.3778 |
0.09150 |
45 |
31 |
11 |
3 |
823 |
I'm from Seattle. |
1.3778 |
0.09150 |
45 |
31 |
11 |
3 |
824 |
Why do you always say that! I'm not overcompensating for anything. |
1.3778 |
0.10195 |
45 |
33 |
7 |
5 |
825 |
Now no one can rain on my parade! |
1.3778 |
0.08581 |
45 |
30 |
13 |
2 |
826 |
One size fits all. |
1.3778 |
0.09150 |
45 |
31 |
11 |
3 |
827 |
I grew up in Texas |
1.3778 |
0.09150 |
45 |
31 |
11 |
3 |
828 |
Because the Canada geese are migrating north this month. |
1.3778 |
0.08581 |
45 |
30 |
13 |
2 |
829 |
I didn't buy it. It came in my daiquiri. |
1.3778 |
0.09150 |
45 |
31 |
11 |
3 |
830 |
No, I think galoshes would a been a bit much |
1.3778 |
0.09150 |
45 |
31 |
11 |
3 |
831 |
This "Uberella Pool" will be picking up two more people. |
1.3778 |
0.09150 |
45 |
31 |
11 |
3 |
832 |
I told you I switched insurance. |
1.3778 |
0.09686 |
45 |
32 |
9 |
4 |
833 |
Why can't you hold it for a while? |
1.3778 |
0.10195 |
45 |
33 |
7 |
5 |
834 |
Yes, a Costco did just open in my neighborhood. Why to you ask? |
1.3778 |
0.09686 |
45 |
32 |
9 |
4 |
835 |
Ma'am, please, get your own. |
1.3770 |
0.07811 |
61 |
42 |
15 |
4 |
836 |
I heard the forecast is for extended showers. |
1.3750 |
0.08744 |
48 |
33 |
12 |
3 |
837 |
Yes, this might have been a challenge for Gene Kelly. |
1.3750 |
0.09237 |
48 |
34 |
10 |
4 |
838 |
I specialize in conversation pieces. |
1.3750 |
0.08744 |
48 |
33 |
12 |
3 |
839 |
The Big & Tall men's shop. Why? |
1.3750 |
0.09928 |
40 |
28 |
9 |
3 |
840 |
Well, it isn't the golden parachute I was hoping for. |
1.3750 |
0.08744 |
48 |
33 |
12 |
3 |
841 |
Why, yes, these are new shoes. Why'd you ask? |
1.3750 |
0.09237 |
48 |
34 |
10 |
4 |
842 |
My therapist thought it'd be a good way to meet people. |
1.3750 |
0.09705 |
48 |
35 |
8 |
5 |
843 |
I was a winner on 'The Biggest Loser.' |
1.3750 |
0.08665 |
56 |
40 |
11 |
5 |
844 |
Great in the rain,hell in the wind. |
1.3750 |
0.08539 |
40 |
26 |
13 |
1 |
845 |
Why do you think I have a large ego? |
1.3725 |
0.08839 |
51 |
36 |
11 |
4 |
846 |
It's great for avenues, but cross streets are going to be a problem. |
1.3725 |
0.08383 |
51 |
35 |
13 |
3 |
847 |
If it gets windy I may not be here for you. |
1.3721 |
0.09426 |
43 |
30 |
10 |
3 |
848 |
It was only $25 at Costco. |
1.3721 |
0.10536 |
43 |
32 |
6 |
5 |
849 |
Enough gust we may beat the bus. |
1.3721 |
0.09996 |
43 |
31 |
8 |
4 |
850 |
Yes, as a matter of fact, my penis is rather small. |
1.3721 |
0.09996 |
43 |
31 |
8 |
4 |
851 |
Why yes, my gastric bypass operation was a great success. |
1.3714 |
0.09245 |
35 |
23 |
11 |
1 |
852 |
Mary Poppins can kiss my ass. |
1.3714 |
0.11657 |
35 |
26 |
5 |
4 |
853 |
You said it was going to rain cats and dogs |
1.3704 |
0.08482 |
54 |
38 |
12 |
4 |
854 |
I’d walk you to my house, but this IS my house. |
1.3704 |
0.07614 |
54 |
36 |
16 |
2 |
855 |
I thought more people would come... |
1.3704 |
0.08060 |
54 |
37 |
14 |
3 |
856 |
I was always forgetting my old umbrella. |
1.3696 |
0.08432 |
46 |
31 |
13 |
2 |
857 |
I got it with the large martini at lunch. |
1.3696 |
0.08987 |
46 |
32 |
11 |
3 |
858 |
It was the free gift that came with the Hummer. |
1.3696 |
0.10004 |
46 |
34 |
7 |
5 |
859 |
You should see my galoshes. |
1.3696 |
0.08432 |
46 |
31 |
13 |
2 |
860 |
It's a metaphor. |
1.3696 |
0.08987 |
46 |
32 |
11 |
3 |
861 |
They called it too big to flail. |
1.3696 |
0.08987 |
46 |
32 |
11 |
3 |
862 |
They gave me this instead of a golden parachute. |
1.3696 |
0.07838 |
46 |
30 |
15 |
1 |
863 |
What? You know I love to shop at Costco. |
1.3696 |
0.10004 |
46 |
34 |
7 |
5 |
864 |
why would we need to get a room? |
1.3696 |
0.08432 |
46 |
31 |
13 |
2 |
865 |
Are we paying too much for our umbrella policy? |
1.3696 |
0.10004 |
46 |
34 |
7 |
5 |
866 |
Don't laugh, if there's a flash flood, it doubles as a life boat |
1.3696 |
0.08987 |
46 |
32 |
11 |
3 |
867 |
I've always wanted a large family. |
1.3696 |
0.08987 |
46 |
32 |
11 |
3 |
868 |
RNC garage sale. |
1.3696 |
0.08987 |
46 |
32 |
11 |
3 |
869 |
They were on sale at Costco. |
1.3696 |
0.10004 |
46 |
34 |
7 |
5 |
870 |
Can you believe I got kicked out of the ball game? |
1.3696 |
0.08432 |
46 |
31 |
13 |
2 |
871 |
Well, when you shop on the internet, it's really hard to tell scale. |
1.3696 |
0.09509 |
46 |
33 |
9 |
4 |
872 |
It has its down side when it's windy! |
1.3696 |
0.09509 |
46 |
33 |
9 |
4 |
873 |
I think you will find our umbrella policy will cover all your needs. |
1.3696 |
0.07838 |
46 |
30 |
15 |
1 |
874 |
It's the only one I've found that'll keep me AND my ego dry. |
1.3696 |
0.08432 |
46 |
31 |
13 |
2 |
875 |
I guess the rest of the team couldn't make it? |
1.3696 |
0.07838 |
46 |
30 |
15 |
1 |
876 |
Yes, I have a picnic table in my briefcase. |
1.3696 |
0.10004 |
46 |
34 |
7 |
5 |
877 |
Hopefully the wind doesn't pick up, or else we may have to file a flight plan. |
1.3696 |
0.08432 |
46 |
31 |
13 |
2 |
878 |
Honey, you really shouldn't buy everything at Costco |
1.3696 |
0.08987 |
46 |
32 |
11 |
3 |
879 |
It's great unless it get windy. |
1.3696 |
0.08987 |
46 |
32 |
11 |
3 |
880 |
My therapist thinks that I have a tendency to overcompensate.. |
1.3696 |
0.08987 |
46 |
32 |
11 |
3 |
881 |
So you're a minimalist? |
1.3696 |
0.09509 |
46 |
33 |
9 |
4 |
882 |
Perfect for the cloud. |
1.3696 |
0.10004 |
46 |
34 |
7 |
5 |
883 |
That cab driver didn't even slow down. |
1.3696 |
0.08987 |
46 |
32 |
11 |
3 |
884 |
I bought it at a h-u-u-g-g-e-e Trump hotel gift shop. |
1.3696 |
0.08987 |
46 |
32 |
11 |
3 |
885 |
You should see my golf umbrella. |
1.3696 |
0.09509 |
46 |
33 |
9 |
4 |
886 |
It was crowd funded. |
1.3696 |
0.09509 |
46 |
33 |
9 |
4 |
887 |
Isn't this the mid-life crisis you would want me to have? |
1.3684 |
0.08537 |
57 |
41 |
11 |
5 |
888 |
If I close it up, we may never be found again. |
1.3684 |
0.08781 |
38 |
25 |
12 |
1 |
889 |
Yup. Got it at Trump's Yard Sale. It used to shelter his ego. |
1.3684 |
0.11576 |
38 |
29 |
4 |
5 |
890 |
I'm an aquaphobic claustrophobic too. |
1.3684 |
0.10274 |
38 |
27 |
8 |
3 |
891 |
If the wind kicks up, I'll show you my impression of Mary Poppins. |
1.3684 |
0.10274 |
38 |
27 |
8 |
3 |
892 |
I'm in insurance...I like to walk the talk on coverage. |
1.3684 |
0.08781 |
38 |
25 |
12 |
1 |
893 |
I may have misinterpreted a retirement commercial. |
1.3673 |
0.08089 |
49 |
33 |
14 |
2 |
894 |
And in case of a flood, it doubles as a life raft. |
1.3673 |
0.08598 |
49 |
34 |
12 |
3 |
895 |
My insurance agent assured me that we have full coverage. |
1.3673 |
0.08089 |
49 |
33 |
14 |
2 |
896 |
Step aside please, you're crowding me. |
1.3673 |
0.08598 |
49 |
34 |
12 |
3 |
897 |
No I am not compensating for something. |
1.3659 |
0.09726 |
41 |
29 |
9 |
3 |
898 |
I guess we should have had the discussion about having children before I bought the umbrella. |
1.3659 |
0.09726 |
41 |
29 |
9 |
3 |
899 |
Does it look like I'm compensating? |
1.3659 |
0.10334 |
41 |
30 |
7 |
4 |
900 |
I don't think hailing a cab is such a great idea, lets just walk. |
1.3636 |
0.08658 |
44 |
30 |
12 |
2 |
901 |
It's the best.. as long as there's no wind |
1.3636 |
0.09248 |
44 |
31 |
10 |
3 |
902 |
Just wait until you see the wall we're going to build. |
1.3636 |
0.12168 |
33 |
25 |
4 |
4 |
903 |
Isn't Costco wonderful? |
1.3636 |
0.08658 |
44 |
30 |
12 |
2 |
904 |
It's not mine. I borrowed it from Donald Trump. |
1.3636 |
0.10828 |
44 |
34 |
4 |
6 |
905 |
You should see my golf bag. |
1.3636 |
0.10328 |
44 |
33 |
6 |
5 |
906 |
Well yes, I do sell insurance. |
1.3636 |
0.09248 |
44 |
31 |
10 |
3 |
907 |
There's a really big cloud following me |
1.3636 |
0.08024 |
44 |
29 |
14 |
1 |
908 |
I've got a lot of friends. |
1.3636 |
0.09248 |
44 |
31 |
10 |
3 |
909 |
You should have seen the glass it was in! |
1.3636 |
0.09248 |
44 |
31 |
10 |
3 |
910 |
It's called the Portobello model. |
1.3636 |
0.09803 |
44 |
32 |
8 |
4 |
911 |
I'm hydro-intolerant. |
1.3636 |
0.08658 |
44 |
30 |
12 |
2 |
912 |
Just taking the necessary precautions so you won't melt...like your sister. |
1.3636 |
0.11364 |
33 |
24 |
6 |
3 |
913 |
That puddle looks ominous. |
1.3636 |
0.09248 |
44 |
31 |
10 |
3 |
914 |
Don't tell the hot dog vendor that I have it. |
1.3636 |
0.09803 |
44 |
32 |
8 |
4 |
915 |
The hardest part is closing it before you get into a taxi. |
1.3636 |
0.09248 |
44 |
31 |
10 |
3 |
916 |
Closing it is a bit tricky. |
1.3636 |
0.09803 |
44 |
32 |
8 |
4 |
917 |
There's room for everyone. I call it the Bernie-Brella. |
1.3636 |
0.08024 |
44 |
29 |
14 |
1 |
918 |
It was a gift from my bank deemed "to big to fail". |
1.3636 |
0.09803 |
44 |
32 |
8 |
4 |
919 |
I found it next to the bean stalk in the back yard. |
1.3636 |
0.10328 |
44 |
33 |
6 |
5 |
920 |
Our policies provide complete coverage |
1.3636 |
0.08024 |
44 |
29 |
14 |
1 |
921 |
The new diet is really working. |
1.3636 |
0.09248 |
44 |
31 |
10 |
3 |
922 |
SkyMall. |
1.3636 |
0.08658 |
44 |
30 |
12 |
2 |
923 |
The irony is I'm with State Farm. |
1.3636 |
0.08658 |
44 |
30 |
12 |
2 |
924 |
Usually, it's a crowd pleaser |
1.3636 |
0.09248 |
44 |
31 |
10 |
3 |
925 |
This romantic walk in the rain was well worth the arm cramp. |
1.3617 |
0.08288 |
47 |
32 |
13 |
2 |
926 |
Shall we ask a few friends under this evening? |
1.3617 |
0.08828 |
47 |
33 |
11 |
3 |
927 |
It's time to downsize. |
1.3617 |
0.09821 |
47 |
35 |
7 |
5 |
928 |
I'm thinking of installing gutters. |
1.3617 |
0.09338 |
47 |
34 |
9 |
4 |
929 |
Do you think my insurance agent sold me too much umbrella coverage? |
1.3617 |
0.08828 |
47 |
33 |
11 |
3 |
930 |
It belonged to Donald Trump, |
1.3617 |
0.09821 |
47 |
35 |
7 |
5 |
931 |
I'm in insurance. |
1.3617 |
0.09338 |
47 |
34 |
9 |
4 |
932 |
Well, yes I am voting for Trump. How did you know? |
1.3611 |
0.10655 |
36 |
26 |
7 |
3 |
933 |
I picked it up at a Texas Costco. |
1.3611 |
0.09882 |
36 |
25 |
9 |
2 |
934 |
I like to think of myself as a very inclusive guy with room for everybody. |
1.3611 |
0.10655 |
36 |
26 |
7 |
3 |
935 |
Why yes, I do work in insurance... How did you guess? |
1.3600 |
0.07959 |
50 |
34 |
14 |
2 |
936 |
Being lead counsel for Luigi's Hot Dogs has its perks. |
1.3600 |
0.08926 |
50 |
36 |
10 |
4 |
937 |
May I have a moment to discuss your family's comprehensive coverage? |
1.3590 |
0.10702 |
39 |
29 |
6 |
4 |
938 |
It also protects against asteroids. |
1.3590 |
0.10702 |
39 |
29 |
6 |
4 |
939 |
It came from the Big and Tall Man's Shop |
1.3590 |
0.10052 |
39 |
28 |
8 |
3 |
940 |
Coverage means a lot to me. I guess that's why I'm in insurance. |
1.3590 |
0.10052 |
39 |
28 |
8 |
3 |
941 |
You know, In case of cats and dogs. |
1.3590 |
0.09357 |
39 |
27 |
10 |
2 |
942 |
I bought it before I joined the Biggest Loser. |
1.3590 |
0.09357 |
39 |
27 |
10 |
2 |
943 |
Wanna hear my rendition of 'Singing In The Rain'? The acoustics are fabulous! |
1.3585 |
0.08973 |
53 |
39 |
9 |
5 |
944 |
It didn't look so big when I bought it at Costco. |
1.3571 |
0.09531 |
42 |
30 |
9 |
3 |
945 |
We're collecting Karen, Jean, Dan, Skip, Gil and Lois on the way. |
1.3571 |
0.08223 |
42 |
28 |
13 |
1 |
946 |
After taking it out of this carrying case I never could figure out how to refold the darn thing. |
1.3571 |
0.08901 |
42 |
29 |
11 |
2 |
947 |
If it gets windy, we can sail home. |
1.3571 |
0.09531 |
42 |
30 |
9 |
3 |
948 |
My umbrella plan will provide you the broad coverage you seek. |
1.3571 |
0.08901 |
42 |
29 |
11 |
2 |
949 |
I bought it in Seattle |
1.3571 |
0.10122 |
42 |
31 |
7 |
4 |
950 |
Is it too much? |
1.3571 |
0.10122 |
42 |
31 |
7 |
4 |
951 |
Why do you take me for a pessimist ? |
1.3571 |
0.09531 |
42 |
30 |
9 |
3 |
952 |
I'm hoping to have a family one day. |
1.3571 |
0.08223 |
42 |
28 |
13 |
1 |
953 |
You know what they say about the size of a man’s umbrella. |
1.3571 |
0.08223 |
42 |
28 |
13 |
1 |
954 |
You go ahead. I'll cover for you. |
1.3571 |
0.08223 |
42 |
28 |
13 |
1 |
955 |
It looked smaller in the package. |
1.3571 |
0.10680 |
42 |
32 |
5 |
5 |
956 |
Couldn't take a chance. Wearing my blue suede shoes. |
1.3571 |
0.08223 |
42 |
28 |
13 |
1 |
957 |
Upside down, it makes a pretty decent life raft if we get any flooding. |
1.3571 |
0.10122 |
42 |
31 |
7 |
4 |
958 |
I also use it to parachute down from my apartment. |
1.3571 |
0.08901 |
42 |
29 |
11 |
2 |
959 |
Wait until you see the swizzle stick. |
1.3571 |
0.10122 |
42 |
31 |
7 |
4 |
960 |
Do you remember where we parked the ark? |
1.3571 |
0.08901 |
42 |
29 |
11 |
2 |
961 |
It's my new umbrella policy - extra coverage. |
1.3571 |
0.08901 |
42 |
29 |
11 |
2 |
962 |
Have you heard the extended forecast? |
1.3571 |
0.09531 |
42 |
30 |
9 |
3 |
963 |
I thought we would have a family by now. |
1.3571 |
0.08223 |
42 |
28 |
13 |
1 |
964 |
It's family size; I got it at Costco. |
1.3571 |
0.09531 |
42 |
30 |
9 |
3 |
965 |
No, I have never opened it inside. |
1.3571 |
0.09531 |
42 |
30 |
9 |
3 |
966 |
It's called the El Niño. |
1.3571 |
0.10122 |
42 |
31 |
7 |
4 |
967 |
So, what do you think of my haircut? |
1.3571 |
0.09531 |
42 |
30 |
9 |
3 |
968 |
It even comes with a sunroof for when it's nice out. |
1.3571 |
0.10122 |
42 |
31 |
7 |
4 |
969 |
I figured it's a good investment in global climate change. |
1.3556 |
0.08502 |
45 |
31 |
12 |
2 |
970 |
What do we do!! Step over it or walk through it?? |
1.3556 |
0.10128 |
45 |
34 |
6 |
5 |
971 |
My therapist says I need to appear more "welcoming." |
1.3556 |
0.09076 |
45 |
32 |
10 |
3 |
972 |
See, our umbrella insurance policy covers you no matter what. |
1.3556 |
0.08502 |
45 |
31 |
12 |
2 |
973 |
You can't go wrong with a large umbrella policy. |
1.3556 |
0.09076 |
45 |
32 |
10 |
3 |
974 |
Yes, Congress finally put aside their differences and passed Umbrellacare. |
1.3556 |
0.09617 |
45 |
33 |
8 |
4 |
975 |
Got eight kids. Why do you ask? |
1.3556 |
0.09076 |
45 |
32 |
10 |
3 |
976 |
It was free, but with ads inside. |
1.3556 |
0.08502 |
45 |
31 |
12 |
2 |
977 |
It's the climate change version |
1.3556 |
0.09617 |
45 |
33 |
8 |
4 |
978 |
It's an umbrella umbrella -- it covers everything. |
1.3556 |
0.09076 |
45 |
32 |
10 |
3 |
979 |
Our company is cutting expenses. They took away my company car and gave me this. |
1.3556 |
0.09076 |
45 |
32 |
10 |
3 |
980 |
I ran valet parking at the Republican debates. |
1.3556 |
0.10615 |
45 |
35 |
4 |
6 |
981 |
The is just one of the kinds of polices I can offer you |
1.3556 |
0.09076 |
45 |
32 |
10 |
3 |
982 |
I got it from Costco. |
1.3556 |
0.10615 |
45 |
35 |
4 |
6 |
983 |
It was Republican party surplus. |
1.3556 |
0.09617 |
45 |
33 |
8 |
4 |
984 |
I'm expanding my social network. |
1.3556 |
0.11081 |
45 |
36 |
2 |
7 |
985 |
He said, "Let's make umbrellas great again,' and I just stopped thinking |
1.3556 |
0.09076 |
45 |
32 |
10 |
3 |
986 |
You looked a lot bigger in your profile picture... |
1.3556 |
0.08502 |
45 |
31 |
12 |
2 |
987 |
No one else could pull it from the stand, so it seems I'm the rightful King of Seattle. |
1.3556 |
0.09076 |
45 |
32 |
10 |
3 |
988 |
I just came down from the 60th floor. |
1.3556 |
0.08502 |
45 |
31 |
12 |
2 |
989 |
Well, yes. The wind can be problematic. |
1.3556 |
0.07216 |
45 |
29 |
16 |
0 |
990 |
I took the job because of the big umbrella policy they offered! |
1.3556 |
0.09076 |
45 |
32 |
10 |
3 |
991 |
My entourage used to be much larger. |
1.3542 |
0.08675 |
48 |
34 |
11 |
3 |
992 |
It was made to cover Trumps ego. |
1.3542 |
0.08675 |
48 |
34 |
11 |
3 |
993 |
Protects against cats and dogs. |
1.3529 |
0.11076 |
34 |
25 |
6 |
3 |
994 |
It's the Uber model and we'll be picking up three passengers on the walk to the office. |
1.3529 |
0.08319 |
34 |
22 |
12 |
0 |
995 |
Don't mind the rain, if the wind picks up we'll be home in 5 minutes! |
1.3529 |
0.11076 |
34 |
25 |
6 |
3 |
996 |
Excuse me, umbrellas are really only for one person. |
1.3514 |
0.09661 |
37 |
26 |
9 |
2 |
997 |
I'm banned from Al's Mirror Shop for 77 years. |
1.3514 |
0.11107 |
37 |
28 |
5 |
4 |
998 |
Instead of saving for a rainy day, I bought huge umbrella. |
1.3514 |
0.09661 |
37 |
26 |
9 |
2 |
999 |
I should have been more skeptical when a room with a corner view was only $75 on Airbnb. |
1.3514 |
0.07957 |
37 |
24 |
13 |
0 |
1000 |
Is this enough space for you? |
1.3514 |
0.08850 |
37 |
25 |
11 |
1 |
1001 |
It shrinks when it gets wet |
1.3500 |
0.09164 |
40 |
28 |
10 |
2 |
1002 |
The salesman's name was Noah something or other. |
1.3500 |
0.09838 |
40 |
29 |
8 |
3 |
1003 |
A gift from my insurance company. |
1.3500 |
0.09838 |
40 |
29 |
8 |
3 |
1004 |
It's called the "Donald Trump Model. |
1.3500 |
0.10470 |
40 |
30 |
6 |
4 |
1005 |
It's called the rainbrero. |
1.3500 |
0.08174 |
60 |
44 |
11 |
5 |
1006 |
You didn't know there was a choral arrangement of 'Singin' in the Rain'? |
1.3500 |
0.09838 |
40 |
29 |
8 |
3 |
1007 |
It's for when my carpool decides to walk. |
1.3500 |
0.09838 |
40 |
29 |
8 |
3 |
1008 |
Tell me again why we needed to wear rain coats? |
1.3500 |
0.09164 |
40 |
28 |
10 |
2 |
1009 |
Just don't open it indoors. |
1.3500 |
0.09838 |
40 |
29 |
8 |
3 |
1010 |
It's from before my gastric bypass surgery. |
1.3500 |
0.09164 |
40 |
28 |
10 |
2 |
1011 |
The web ad said giant umbrella sale... I didnt think it meant the umbrella! |
1.3500 |
0.09164 |
40 |
28 |
10 |
2 |
1012 |
Wonder what my 10 kids are up to back in Seattle? |
1.3500 |
0.09164 |
40 |
28 |
10 |
2 |
1013 |
Who knew CostCo sells umbrellas? |
1.3500 |
0.09164 |
40 |
28 |
10 |
2 |
1014 |
It's a Trumpbrella and it's awesome. |
1.3500 |
0.09838 |
40 |
29 |
8 |
3 |
1015 |
I bought this umbrella when I was a lot fatter. |
1.3500 |
0.09838 |
40 |
29 |
8 |
3 |
1016 |
I got it in the Trump gift shop. |
1.3500 |
0.09164 |
40 |
28 |
10 |
2 |
1017 |
I’m overcompensating. |
1.3500 |
0.07638 |
40 |
26 |
14 |
0 |
1018 |
It's a Trump umbrella, huge, huge. |
1.3500 |
0.09164 |
40 |
28 |
10 |
2 |
1019 |
I bought it at the polygamy store. |
1.3500 |
0.08435 |
40 |
27 |
12 |
1 |
1020 |
I found it in a Big and Tall Men's Shop |
1.3500 |
0.09838 |
40 |
29 |
8 |
3 |
1021 |
I call it an 'uberella'. |
1.3500 |
0.10470 |
40 |
30 |
6 |
4 |
1022 |
I just had lunch with Donald Trump, and we accidentally swapped umbrellas. |
1.3488 |
0.09344 |
43 |
31 |
9 |
3 |
1023 |
Why yes, I used to be much heavier before we met. How did you know? |
1.3488 |
0.09919 |
43 |
32 |
7 |
4 |
1024 |
It's not really the umbrella, is it? |
1.3488 |
0.09919 |
43 |
32 |
7 |
4 |
1025 |
I got it at Macy's in the Overkill department. |
1.3488 |
0.10462 |
43 |
33 |
5 |
5 |
1026 |
What do you mean, 'Am I overcompensating for something?' |
1.3488 |
0.08731 |
43 |
30 |
11 |
2 |
1027 |
Trumpella |
1.3488 |
0.10979 |
43 |
34 |
3 |
6 |
1028 |
I wonder why no taxi would pick us up. |
1.3488 |
0.09344 |
43 |
31 |
9 |
3 |
1029 |
When they said the were having a humongous sale, I thought they were talking about the price |
1.3488 |
0.10979 |
43 |
34 |
3 |
6 |
1030 |
I'm from California...I'm not used to the water. |
1.3488 |
0.09344 |
43 |
31 |
9 |
3 |
1031 |
It's also useful when the elevator's broken. |
1.3488 |
0.08072 |
43 |
29 |
13 |
1 |
1032 |
They were all out of the big ones. |
1.3488 |
0.09344 |
43 |
31 |
9 |
3 |
1033 |
Technology says the cloud is getting bigger. |
1.3488 |
0.08731 |
43 |
30 |
11 |
2 |
1034 |
The image on line did not look like this |
1.3488 |
0.08731 |
43 |
30 |
11 |
2 |
1035 |
I told you we would love London |
1.3488 |
0.09344 |
43 |
31 |
9 |
3 |
1036 |
Don't worry. I once kept a small village in Bangladesh dry for a week. |
1.3488 |
0.09344 |
43 |
31 |
9 |
3 |
1037 |
I bought it before I lost weight. |
1.3488 |
0.08731 |
43 |
30 |
11 |
2 |
1038 |
The larger one didn't come in black. |
1.3488 |
0.08731 |
43 |
30 |
11 |
2 |
1039 |
Although I have to keep the brief case filled with rocks ...in case of wind gusts. |
1.3488 |
0.08731 |
43 |
30 |
11 |
2 |
1040 |
But do we need to make umbrellas great again? |
1.3488 |
0.09919 |
43 |
32 |
7 |
4 |
1041 |
Now it's your turn to hold it. |
1.3488 |
0.08731 |
43 |
30 |
11 |
2 |
1042 |
It folds up into a Tesla. |
1.3488 |
0.09919 |
43 |
32 |
7 |
4 |
1043 |
I always imagined I'd have kids by now. |
1.3488 |
0.08072 |
43 |
29 |
13 |
1 |
1044 |
"They're predicting cats and dogs by this afternoon. |
1.3488 |
0.09919 |
43 |
32 |
7 |
4 |
1045 |
If the wind comes up I can fly to work. |
1.3488 |
0.08072 |
43 |
29 |
13 |
1 |
1046 |
You really have to watch out for the updrafts. |
1.3488 |
0.09344 |
43 |
31 |
9 |
3 |
1047 |
It was really quite reasonable. Where they get you is $400 custom-made stand. |
1.3488 |
0.08731 |
43 |
30 |
11 |
2 |
1048 |
I feel responsible for too many people. |
1.3488 |
0.08731 |
43 |
30 |
11 |
2 |
1049 |
Rain? No...just waiting for the wind to take me to the sixth floor. |
1.3488 |
0.08731 |
43 |
30 |
11 |
2 |
1050 |
My financial adviser suggested increasing my coverage. |
1.3488 |
0.09344 |
43 |
31 |
9 |
3 |
1051 |
It's a real chick magnet. |
1.3488 |
0.09344 |
43 |
31 |
9 |
3 |
1052 |
They were out of my size. |
1.3488 |
0.08731 |
43 |
30 |
11 |
2 |
1053 |
I think we're covered. |
1.3488 |
0.08731 |
43 |
30 |
11 |
2 |
1054 |
I work for a crowdsourcing company. |
1.3488 |
0.09919 |
43 |
32 |
7 |
4 |
1055 |
It used to belong to Donald Trump, but he wanted a bigger one. |
1.3488 |
0.09344 |
43 |
31 |
9 |
3 |
1056 |
If the wind picks up, grab on to my legs. |
1.3488 |
0.08731 |
43 |
30 |
11 |
2 |
1057 |
Wait 'til you see my rubbers. |
1.3488 |
0.09344 |
43 |
31 |
9 |
3 |
1058 |
Don't even start with me, April. |
1.3488 |
0.09919 |
43 |
32 |
7 |
4 |
1059 |
My agent says you can never have enough coverage. |
1.3488 |
0.08072 |
43 |
29 |
13 |
1 |
1060 |
I bought it on a recent trip to Texas. |
1.3488 |
0.09344 |
43 |
31 |
9 |
3 |
1061 |
I believe in climate revenge. |
1.3478 |
0.08910 |
46 |
33 |
10 |
3 |
1062 |
How did you know I'm from Texas. |
1.3478 |
0.08910 |
46 |
33 |
10 |
3 |
1063 |
"Well, truth be told I hate galoshes". |
1.3478 |
0.09437 |
46 |
34 |
8 |
4 |
1064 |
The salesman had me at Mary Poppins. |
1.3478 |
0.08351 |
46 |
32 |
12 |
2 |
1065 |
Size does matter. |
1.3478 |
0.10411 |
46 |
36 |
4 |
6 |
1066 |
So far, so good. Ready to try it in midtown? |
1.3438 |
0.09640 |
32 |
22 |
9 |
1 |
1067 |
So that's why it says one size fits all. |
1.3429 |
0.09994 |
35 |
25 |
8 |
2 |
1068 |
I've never felt more under the weather. |
1.3429 |
0.09114 |
35 |
24 |
10 |
1 |
1069 |
Do you have to buy everything at the bulk stores? |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
1070 |
Hey baby! Do you like men with big umbrellas? |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
1071 |
Yeah, nothing is big enough for you |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
1072 |
I want my ego to stay dry. |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
1073 |
I used to have a bigger head. |
1.3429 |
0.09114 |
35 |
24 |
10 |
1 |
1074 |
I come from a big family. |
1.3429 |
0.09994 |
35 |
25 |
8 |
2 |
1075 |
I can't help it, I'm from Texas. |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
1076 |
Our extensive umbrella coverage is finally paying off. |
1.3429 |
0.11554 |
35 |
27 |
4 |
4 |
1077 |
You can share it but there's a five dollar cover charge. |
1.3421 |
0.09449 |
38 |
27 |
9 |
2 |
1078 |
It's for when we have a family. |
1.3421 |
0.09449 |
38 |
27 |
9 |
2 |
1079 |
Not only that, but it's wifi hotspot |
1.3421 |
0.08663 |
38 |
26 |
11 |
1 |
1080 |
Before he lost weight, it belonged to Governor Christie. |
1.3421 |
0.10174 |
38 |
28 |
7 |
3 |
1081 |
I wouldn't go without umbrella coverage. |
1.3421 |
0.10174 |
38 |
28 |
7 |
3 |
1082 |
I had the Trump logo removed. |
1.3421 |
0.10174 |
38 |
28 |
7 |
3 |
1083 |
"This is the new line of Ego umbrellas introduced by Donald Trump". |
1.3421 |
0.09449 |
38 |
27 |
9 |
2 |
1084 |
At least I'm not texting. |
1.3415 |
0.08978 |
41 |
29 |
10 |
2 |
1085 |
When I turn it upside down, it acts as an ark. |
1.3415 |
0.08978 |
41 |
29 |
10 |
2 |
1086 |
That will be $2 please. |
1.3415 |
0.09633 |
41 |
30 |
8 |
3 |
1087 |
No, I don't know who Dr. Freud is. |
1.3415 |
0.08978 |
41 |
29 |
10 |
2 |
1088 |
This is nothing. Wait til you see the galoshes I ordered. |
1.3415 |
0.08978 |
41 |
29 |
10 |
2 |
1089 |
The air rights were extra. |
1.3415 |
0.10247 |
41 |
31 |
6 |
4 |
1090 |
It's 7 generations of bad luck if you open this one indoors. |
1.3415 |
0.09633 |
41 |
30 |
8 |
3 |
1091 |
It's a Trump umbrella, of course. |
1.3415 |
0.10247 |
41 |
31 |
6 |
4 |
1092 |
It's a bitch to fold. |
1.3415 |
0.08978 |
41 |
29 |
10 |
2 |
1093 |
Look, I just want to keep us both nice and dry--I'm not trying to compensate for anything. |
1.3415 |
0.09633 |
41 |
30 |
8 |
3 |
1094 |
I told you I worked for a large umbrella company. |
1.3415 |
0.08978 |
41 |
29 |
10 |
2 |
1095 |
Our staff meets here, and then we all go to lunch together. |
1.3415 |
0.09633 |
41 |
30 |
8 |
3 |
1096 |
It's called the pessimist's model. |
1.3415 |
0.07498 |
41 |
27 |
14 |
0 |
1097 |
Overcompensating how? |
1.3415 |
0.10247 |
41 |
31 |
6 |
4 |
1098 |
As we get older we need more coverage |
1.3415 |
0.10247 |
41 |
31 |
6 |
4 |
1099 |
So, salary and compensation aren't the same? |
1.3415 |
0.09633 |
41 |
30 |
8 |
3 |
1100 |
It's bigger than my apartment. |
1.3415 |
0.08271 |
41 |
28 |
12 |
1 |
1101 |
What makes you think I'm a socialist? |
1.3415 |
0.10247 |
41 |
31 |
6 |
4 |
1102 |
It cost me my entire rainy day fund. |
1.3415 |
0.10826 |
41 |
32 |
4 |
5 |
1103 |
"Cloudy with a chance of go f#@* yourself!" said Mr Trump. |
1.3415 |
0.10826 |
41 |
32 |
4 |
5 |
1104 |
Just ten more people then we can go. |
1.3415 |
0.08271 |
41 |
28 |
12 |
1 |
1105 |
It was on sale at Big Lots. |
1.3415 |
0.09633 |
41 |
30 |
8 |
3 |
1106 |
No, size really does matter. |
1.3415 |
0.09633 |
41 |
30 |
8 |
3 |
1107 |
Oh my! We forgot to take the kids! |
1.3415 |
0.09633 |
41 |
30 |
8 |
3 |
1108 |
It's from the gift shop at Trump Towers. |
1.3415 |
0.09633 |
41 |
30 |
8 |
3 |
1109 |
I'm thinking about getting an entourage. |
1.3415 |
0.08978 |
41 |
29 |
10 |
2 |
1110 |
As we have promised: you would get full coverage. |
1.3415 |
0.08978 |
41 |
29 |
10 |
2 |
1111 |
Great for those scattered showers... |
1.3415 |
0.10247 |
41 |
31 |
6 |
4 |
1112 |
With that kind of budget, this is the best real estate you'll get in the city |
1.3415 |
0.10247 |
41 |
31 |
6 |
4 |
1113 |
My therapist says I overcompensate. |
1.3415 |
0.08978 |
41 |
29 |
10 |
2 |
1114 |
It's fine, as long as there is no wind. |
1.3415 |
0.08978 |
41 |
29 |
10 |
2 |
1115 |
Well you made me sell the SUV. |
1.3415 |
0.10247 |
41 |
31 |
6 |
4 |
1116 |
It's my 25th anniversary gift from Travelers. |
1.3415 |
0.08271 |
41 |
28 |
12 |
1 |
1117 |
The umbrella is by Noah manufacturing. |
1.3415 |
0.08978 |
41 |
29 |
10 |
2 |
1118 |
My shrink said that I should try to be more accommodating. |
1.3415 |
0.08978 |
41 |
29 |
10 |
2 |
1119 |
It's a great deal, one size fits all. |
1.3409 |
0.08567 |
44 |
31 |
11 |
2 |
1120 |
My insurance guy said I needed more Umbrella Coverage!" |
1.3409 |
0.09163 |
44 |
32 |
9 |
3 |
1121 |
They said it is a bad case of "Mary Poppins Syndrome." |
1.3409 |
0.09163 |
44 |
32 |
9 |
3 |
1122 |
So, I was at Costco yesterday... |
1.3409 |
0.09723 |
44 |
33 |
7 |
4 |
1123 |
A guy with big hands needs a big umbrella. |
1.3409 |
0.09163 |
44 |
32 |
9 |
3 |
1124 |
It is my golf umbrella - for a foursome. |
1.3409 |
0.09163 |
44 |
32 |
9 |
3 |
1125 |
My umbrella crowdfunding campaign did a lot better than I expected. |
1.3409 |
0.08567 |
44 |
31 |
11 |
2 |
1126 |
We need to cover more ground. |
1.3409 |
0.09723 |
44 |
33 |
7 |
4 |
1127 |
Can't be too prepared for climate change! |
1.3409 |
0.08567 |
44 |
31 |
11 |
2 |
1128 |
Donald's ego should fit under here. |
1.3409 |
0.09723 |
44 |
33 |
7 |
4 |
1129 |
We also make Big Ass Fans |
1.3409 |
0.09163 |
44 |
32 |
9 |
3 |
1130 |
When they said 'Couple's Umbrella' they must have been referring to divorced couples. |
1.3409 |
0.09723 |
44 |
33 |
7 |
4 |
1131 |
Sorry, they said you were rather large. |
1.3409 |
0.09163 |
44 |
32 |
9 |
3 |
1132 |
I only have 2 more payments of $19.99. |
1.3409 |
0.09163 |
44 |
32 |
9 |
3 |
1133 |
'"It will never rain on our parade." |
1.3409 |
0.09163 |
44 |
32 |
9 |
3 |
1134 |
I should've brought the big one. |
1.3409 |
0.09163 |
44 |
32 |
9 |
3 |
1135 |
My daughter got married under this last August |
1.3409 |
0.09163 |
44 |
32 |
9 |
3 |
1136 |
And if there's an El Niño, it can double as an ark. |
1.3409 |
0.09723 |
44 |
33 |
7 |
4 |
1137 |
It came free with my Costco membership. |
1.3409 |
0.10252 |
44 |
34 |
5 |
5 |
1138 |
I wondered why my patio umbrella seemed so tiny. |
1.3400 |
0.08857 |
50 |
37 |
9 |
4 |
1139 |
I got it right after Superstorm Sandy. |
1.3400 |
0.08857 |
50 |
37 |
9 |
4 |
1140 |
They canceled my life insurance policy and gave me this. |
1.3333 |
0.10675 |
27 |
19 |
7 |
1 |
1141 |
The forecast called for cats and dogs. |
1.3333 |
0.09948 |
39 |
29 |
7 |
3 |
1142 |
The worst is when it has stopped raining by the time you get it up. |
1.3333 |
0.10541 |
36 |
27 |
6 |
3 |
1143 |
I don't mean to invade your space. |
1.3333 |
0.10033 |
42 |
32 |
6 |
4 |
1144 |
It gets interesting when the wind blows. |
1.3333 |
0.10033 |
42 |
32 |
6 |
4 |
1145 |
Really? You think I'm overcompensating? |
1.3333 |
0.09948 |
39 |
29 |
7 |
3 |
1146 |
We can finally afford an umbrella policy. |
1.3333 |
0.09948 |
39 |
29 |
7 |
3 |
1147 |
I've been saving up for this day for years. |
1.3333 |
0.09948 |
39 |
29 |
7 |
3 |
1148 |
It's the only model on the market that guarantees bad luck if you open it indoors. |
1.3333 |
0.10541 |
36 |
27 |
6 |
3 |
1149 |
I also got term, whole life and accidental death and dismemberment coverage. |
1.3333 |
0.08707 |
51 |
38 |
9 |
4 |
1150 |
If the wind picks up, look for me about seven blocks west of here. |
1.3333 |
0.09436 |
42 |
31 |
8 |
3 |
1151 |
I've always been told that size doesn't matter! |
1.3333 |
0.10033 |
42 |
32 |
6 |
4 |
1152 |
If the wind picks up, hold on to my arm. |
1.3333 |
0.08113 |
42 |
29 |
12 |
1 |
1153 |
In case of flooding, it can be used as a boat. |
1.3333 |
0.09436 |
42 |
31 |
8 |
3 |
1154 |
I've got this one covered. |
1.3333 |
0.09245 |
39 |
28 |
9 |
2 |
1155 |
Hi I'm new in town, just moved here from Seattle. Want to get a cup of coffee? |
1.3333 |
0.08113 |
42 |
29 |
12 |
1 |
1156 |
I told you I bought a Costco membership. |
1.3333 |
0.10033 |
42 |
32 |
6 |
4 |
1157 |
I have 12 kids. |
1.3333 |
0.08799 |
42 |
30 |
10 |
2 |
1158 |
It doubles as a tiny house. |
1.3333 |
0.09948 |
39 |
29 |
7 |
3 |
1159 |
I used this once in Chicago and ended up in Maine 2 days later. |
1.3333 |
0.09245 |
39 |
28 |
9 |
2 |
1160 |
I can make it home with two strong wind gusts. |
1.3333 |
0.09245 |
39 |
28 |
9 |
2 |
1161 |
It was designed by Brunelleschi after he built the dome. |
1.3333 |
0.09948 |
39 |
29 |
7 |
3 |
1162 |
the salesman said "one size fits all" |
1.3333 |
0.09096 |
48 |
36 |
8 |
4 |
1163 |
I can't get the top to go back up on my convertible. |
1.3333 |
0.09759 |
36 |
26 |
8 |
2 |
1164 |
It's my apres moi, le deluge look. |
1.3333 |
0.10360 |
33 |
24 |
7 |
2 |
1165 |
I've got some business across the river, if the wind picks up. |
1.3333 |
0.08799 |
42 |
30 |
10 |
2 |
1166 |
I got a deal on it at a giant estate sale. |
1.3333 |
0.09948 |
39 |
29 |
7 |
3 |
1167 |
I'm trying to broaden my social circle. |
1.3333 |
0.08484 |
39 |
27 |
11 |
1 |
1168 |
...and when summer arrives, we can reattach it to our patio furniture! |
1.3333 |
0.09245 |
39 |
28 |
9 |
2 |
1169 |
I have a very large umbrella policy. |
1.3333 |
0.09436 |
42 |
31 |
8 |
3 |
1170 |
It came with my iPhone 6 plus. |
1.3333 |
0.10033 |
42 |
32 |
6 |
4 |
1171 |
It's also impervious to drone attacks. |
1.3333 |
0.10541 |
36 |
27 |
6 |
3 |
1172 |
No one likes me on the subway. |
1.3333 |
0.08799 |
42 |
30 |
10 |
2 |
1173 |
If you think this is big, you should see the tiki drink it came with. |
1.3333 |
0.09535 |
45 |
34 |
7 |
4 |
1174 |
I'm obnoxious. |
1.3333 |
0.08799 |
42 |
30 |
10 |
2 |
1175 |
And it doubles as a parachute. |
1.3333 |
0.08484 |
39 |
27 |
11 |
1 |
1176 |
I come from a very large family. |
1.3333 |
0.10541 |
36 |
27 |
6 |
3 |
1177 |
The insurance guy said this would cover my car, home, life, health and social security. |
1.3333 |
0.09436 |
42 |
31 |
8 |
3 |
1178 |
So this is what they meant by total umbrella coverage. |
1.3333 |
0.07647 |
39 |
26 |
13 |
0 |
1179 |
The forecast said frogs. |
1.3333 |
0.10605 |
39 |
30 |
5 |
4 |
1180 |
My jacket's suede. |
1.3333 |
0.10605 |
39 |
30 |
5 |
4 |
1181 |
I thought it was going to rain cats and dogs. |
1.3333 |
0.09436 |
42 |
31 |
8 |
3 |
1182 |
I own the rain, but I do fear the wind. |
1.3333 |
0.09436 |
42 |
31 |
8 |
3 |
1183 |
You know what they say about men with big umbrellas? |
1.3333 |
0.10541 |
36 |
27 |
6 |
3 |
1184 |
No, my hands are big; why do you ask? |
1.3333 |
0.10360 |
33 |
24 |
7 |
2 |
1185 |
It's from that failed Mary Poppins reboot starring Andre the Giant |
1.3333 |
0.07968 |
36 |
24 |
12 |
0 |
1186 |
Trump designed it. |
1.3333 |
0.10541 |
36 |
27 |
6 |
3 |
1187 |
It converts to an ark. |
1.3333 |
0.08909 |
36 |
25 |
10 |
1 |
1188 |
You know what they say about guys with big umbrellas? |
1.3333 |
0.12050 |
33 |
26 |
3 |
4 |
1189 |
Would it surprise you to know that I wear a belt AND suspenders? |
1.3333 |
0.08113 |
42 |
29 |
12 |
1 |
1190 |
I'd like to talk to you about adding umbrella coverage to your existing policy. |
1.3333 |
0.10360 |
33 |
24 |
7 |
2 |
1191 |
I'm telling you Bev, umbrella sharing is going to be more popular than ride sharing. |
1.3333 |
0.09245 |
39 |
28 |
9 |
2 |
1192 |
I drive a convertible. |
1.3333 |
0.09436 |
42 |
31 |
8 |
3 |
1193 |
No, Im not compensating for anything. Why do you ask ? |
1.3333 |
0.09436 |
42 |
31 |
8 |
3 |
1194 |
Are you interested in flood coverage? |
1.3333 |
0.08909 |
36 |
25 |
10 |
1 |
1195 |
I guess we can share the umbrella. |
1.3333 |
0.09948 |
39 |
29 |
7 |
3 |
1196 |
This is a bamboo umbrella. When it rains, it grows. |
1.3333 |
0.08799 |
42 |
30 |
10 |
2 |
1197 |
Size matters, you know. |
1.3333 |
0.08799 |
42 |
30 |
10 |
2 |
1198 |
Maybe we overreacted to that El Nino forecast. |
1.3333 |
0.09436 |
42 |
31 |
8 |
3 |
1199 |
You think I could pull a Mary Poppins? |
1.3333 |
0.08113 |
42 |
29 |
12 |
1 |
1200 |
There was a Groupon for it. |
1.3333 |
0.11269 |
36 |
28 |
4 |
4 |
1201 |
MUCH cheaper than renting! |
1.3333 |
0.08909 |
36 |
25 |
10 |
1 |
1202 |
This has nothing to do with my hand size. |
1.3333 |
0.09436 |
42 |
31 |
8 |
3 |
1203 |
No, you're not fat. |
1.3333 |
0.08799 |
42 |
30 |
10 |
2 |
1204 |
"I'm sorry I made the crack about you melting. But, this is getting heavy. |
1.3333 |
0.10033 |
42 |
32 |
6 |
4 |
1205 |
Let's go find a more crowded sidewalk! |
1.3333 |
0.09245 |
39 |
28 |
9 |
2 |
1206 |
I'm saving up for an ark. |
1.3333 |
0.09436 |
42 |
31 |
8 |
3 |
1207 |
Yes, my name is Poppins. How'd you know? |
1.3333 |
0.09948 |
39 |
29 |
7 |
3 |
1208 |
If you think this is big you should see what's under my trench coat |
1.3333 |
0.10605 |
39 |
30 |
5 |
4 |
1209 |
It's my latest idea for the sharing economy. |
1.3333 |
0.09436 |
42 |
31 |
8 |
3 |
1210 |
I got it at Costco along with a pallet of toilet paper to take us through 2021. |
1.3333 |
0.09245 |
39 |
28 |
9 |
2 |
1211 |
Oh, just keep walking--I'm not trying to compensate for anything! |
1.3333 |
0.10033 |
42 |
32 |
6 |
4 |
1212 |
It's just that the umbrella is YUGE. My hands aren't small. |
1.3333 |
0.09245 |
39 |
28 |
9 |
2 |
1213 |
You should see the one I use on the beach. |
1.3333 |
0.08989 |
45 |
33 |
9 |
3 |
1214 |
I must've grabbed my entourage umbrella by mistake. |
1.3333 |
0.09245 |
39 |
28 |
9 |
2 |
1215 |
What do you mean my hands are small? |
1.3333 |
0.10033 |
42 |
32 |
6 |
4 |
1216 |
Obviously, I do plan to have a family someday. |
1.3333 |
0.11269 |
36 |
28 |
4 |
4 |
1217 |
You should've seen my ex-wife |
1.3333 |
0.10033 |
42 |
32 |
6 |
4 |
1218 |
Upsold on the downpour! |
1.3333 |
0.08909 |
36 |
25 |
10 |
1 |
1219 |
Do you think I'm being overprotective? |
1.3333 |
0.07647 |
39 |
26 |
13 |
0 |
1220 |
We must look for an SUV cab |
1.3333 |
0.08799 |
42 |
30 |
10 |
2 |
1221 |
Where's yours? |
1.3269 |
0.07631 |
52 |
37 |
13 |
2 |
1222 |
If I ever said "size doesn't matter",..., I apologize. |
1.3261 |
0.09353 |
46 |
35 |
7 |
4 |
1223 |
And this is just my umbrella... |
1.3256 |
0.07960 |
43 |
30 |
12 |
1 |
1224 |
I got it at a yard sale from a political party that doesn't need it any more. |
1.3256 |
0.08627 |
43 |
31 |
10 |
2 |
1225 |
Small hands, big umbrella. |
1.3256 |
0.09247 |
43 |
32 |
8 |
3 |
1226 |
The Supreme Court says it is a penumbra |
1.3256 |
0.08627 |
43 |
31 |
10 |
2 |
1227 |
No worries, it'll soon shrink – it's not waterproof. |
1.3256 |
0.08627 |
43 |
31 |
10 |
2 |
1228 |
I was told to expand my margins |
1.3250 |
0.09049 |
40 |
29 |
9 |
2 |
1229 |
There's never a rain delay when I'm at the ballpark. |
1.3250 |
0.09049 |
40 |
29 |
9 |
2 |
1230 |
You should see the size of my golf umbrella. |
1.3250 |
0.09732 |
40 |
30 |
7 |
3 |
1231 |
My severerance package included a very generous rainy day coverage. |
1.3250 |
0.09049 |
40 |
29 |
9 |
2 |
1232 |
The full patio set was too large for my apartment. |
1.3250 |
0.09049 |
40 |
29 |
9 |
2 |
1233 |
''I work for a certain insurance company, It's mandatory.'' |
1.3250 |
0.08311 |
40 |
28 |
11 |
1 |
1234 |
Sometimes an oversized umbrella is just an oversized umbrella. |
1.3250 |
0.09049 |
40 |
29 |
9 |
2 |
1235 |
It is big, but not the golden parachute I was expecting. |
1.3250 |
0.09049 |
40 |
29 |
9 |
2 |
1236 |
Oh I didn't notice, is it raining? |
1.3250 |
0.08311 |
40 |
28 |
11 |
1 |
1237 |
Look, this what happens when you send all your manufacturing to China. |
1.3250 |
0.09732 |
40 |
30 |
7 |
3 |
1238 |
Well, you told me to buy one at Costco. |
1.3250 |
0.09732 |
40 |
30 |
7 |
3 |
1239 |
It's the Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious model. |
1.3250 |
0.08311 |
40 |
28 |
11 |
1 |
1240 |
When rain is predicted, I go big or stay home. |
1.3250 |
0.10370 |
40 |
31 |
5 |
4 |
1241 |
My company is all about group coverage. |
1.3250 |
0.09049 |
40 |
29 |
9 |
2 |
1242 |
I know you think it's a big enough umbrella, but it's always me who ends up getting wet. |
1.3250 |
0.09049 |
40 |
29 |
9 |
2 |
1243 |
I got it before the liposuction. |
1.3250 |
0.09049 |
40 |
29 |
9 |
2 |
1244 |
Not only is it huge, it's gluten free. |
1.3250 |
0.10370 |
40 |
31 |
5 |
4 |
1245 |
Yes, but, on the other hand, I've stopped wearing both belt and suspenders. |
1.3250 |
0.09732 |
40 |
30 |
7 |
3 |
1246 |
It's a brand new model. They call it 'Noah's Revenge'. |
1.3250 |
0.08311 |
40 |
28 |
11 |
1 |
1247 |
The others will be here soon. |
1.3250 |
0.09049 |
40 |
29 |
9 |
2 |
1248 |
I've always had a big umbrella policy. |
1.3250 |
0.09049 |
40 |
29 |
9 |
2 |
1249 |
This is about the size of our New York apartment. |
1.3250 |
0.10370 |
40 |
31 |
5 |
4 |
1250 |
Want to see my Mary Poppins impression? |
1.3250 |
0.09049 |
40 |
29 |
9 |
2 |
1251 |
After we get married you decide to tell me?Well, what else about me embarasses you? |
1.3250 |
0.09049 |
40 |
29 |
9 |
2 |
1252 |
The forecast was for light showers before becoming Biblical rain |
1.3250 |
0.08311 |
40 |
28 |
11 |
1 |
1253 |
After Sandy, I'm not taking any chances. |
1.3250 |
0.09049 |
40 |
29 |
9 |
2 |
1254 |
It's the smallest IUmbrella guaranteed to keep the IPhone 7 Plus dry. |
1.3250 |
0.09732 |
40 |
30 |
7 |
3 |
1255 |
Squall-proof AND rent-controlled. |
1.3250 |
0.09732 |
40 |
30 |
7 |
3 |
1256 |
If your wallet was only as big as your umbrella |
1.3250 |
0.09049 |
40 |
29 |
9 |
2 |
1257 |
No thanks for a safe landing? |
1.3250 |
0.09732 |
40 |
30 |
7 |
3 |
1258 |
Only Mondays get me down anymore. |
1.3250 |
0.09732 |
40 |
30 |
7 |
3 |
1259 |
I have a large family. |
1.3250 |
0.10370 |
40 |
31 |
5 |
4 |
1260 |
Why do you always forget to bring your own? |
1.3250 |
0.09732 |
40 |
30 |
7 |
3 |
1261 |
My insurance agent recommended more coverage. |
1.3250 |
0.09049 |
40 |
29 |
9 |
2 |
1262 |
It has nothing to do with Trump. |
1.3250 |
0.10370 |
40 |
31 |
5 |
4 |
1263 |
I didn't want to pressure you into standing near me. |
1.3250 |
0.09049 |
40 |
29 |
9 |
2 |
1264 |
My agent recommended more umbrella coverage. |
1.3250 |
0.08311 |
40 |
28 |
11 |
1 |
1265 |
Want to see the muscle in my left arm? |
1.3250 |
0.08311 |
40 |
28 |
11 |
1 |
1266 |
Yeah, I splurged a bit using our rainy day fund. |
1.3250 |
0.09732 |
40 |
30 |
7 |
3 |
1267 |
It helps me meet lots of women. |
1.3250 |
0.08311 |
40 |
28 |
11 |
1 |
1268 |
I'm sorry but the app clearly states that Uber Umbrella XL holds 6-8 people. |
1.3250 |
0.09732 |
40 |
30 |
7 |
3 |
1269 |
However the climate changes, I figure I'm set. |
1.3250 |
0.09732 |
40 |
30 |
7 |
3 |
1270 |
This is nothing. Wait until you see my model railroad collection. |
1.3250 |
0.09732 |
40 |
30 |
7 |
3 |
1271 |
I had to go to Big & Tall. All the other stores were sold out. |
1.3250 |
0.09732 |
40 |
30 |
7 |
3 |
1272 |
Don't ever say I don't have your back. |
1.3250 |
0.09732 |
40 |
30 |
7 |
3 |
1273 |
I think I picked up the wrong umbrella from the restaurant patio. |
1.3250 |
0.09732 |
40 |
30 |
7 |
3 |
1274 |
And this handy case carries the hydraulic opener. |
1.3250 |
0.09049 |
40 |
29 |
9 |
2 |
1275 |
For only $75 more, I doubled my umbrella coverage. |
1.3250 |
0.09732 |
40 |
30 |
7 |
3 |
1276 |
Actually yes, I do work in insurance. |
1.3250 |
0.09732 |
40 |
30 |
7 |
3 |
1277 |
It came with my insurance policy. |
1.3250 |
0.09049 |
40 |
29 |
9 |
2 |
1278 |
I wanted to buy an umbrella policy for my very large family. |
1.3250 |
0.09049 |
40 |
29 |
9 |
2 |
1279 |
Maybe it's me. You try hailing the next cab. |
1.3250 |
0.08311 |
40 |
28 |
11 |
1 |
1280 |
It’s a Wi-Fi hotspot. |
1.3250 |
0.09049 |
40 |
29 |
9 |
2 |
1281 |
Mormonism has been so lonely since they got rid of polygamy. |
1.3250 |
0.09049 |
40 |
29 |
9 |
2 |
1282 |
If size matters to you, we'll get along just fine. |
1.3250 |
0.10370 |
40 |
31 |
5 |
4 |
1283 |
I thought the contract said "golden parachute." |
1.3250 |
0.09049 |
40 |
29 |
9 |
2 |
1284 |
I'm the C.E.O. of Travelers. |
1.3250 |
0.08311 |
40 |
28 |
11 |
1 |
1285 |
Now, suddenly, it's not compensating? |
1.3250 |
0.09049 |
40 |
29 |
9 |
2 |
1286 |
Great on a rainy day. Somewhat problematic on a rainy windy day. |
1.3250 |
0.08311 |
40 |
28 |
11 |
1 |
1287 |
Can I interest you in an upgrade on your umbrella policy? |
1.3250 |
0.07500 |
40 |
27 |
13 |
0 |
1288 |
I used to let a smile be my umbrella. This works much better. |
1.3250 |
0.09732 |
40 |
30 |
7 |
3 |
1289 |
I bought it at Costco. It's one of a three pack. |
1.3250 |
0.08311 |
40 |
28 |
11 |
1 |
1290 |
Well...this Trump umbrella has got to be compensating for something. |
1.3250 |
0.09049 |
40 |
29 |
9 |
2 |
1291 |
They're forecasting widely scattered storms. |
1.3250 |
0.09049 |
40 |
29 |
9 |
2 |
1292 |
Yes Ma'am, I'm from Texas. How did you know? |
1.3250 |
0.09049 |
40 |
29 |
9 |
2 |
1293 |
Can you believe I found this beauty? On a beach, even! |
1.3250 |
0.09732 |
40 |
30 |
7 |
3 |
1294 |
You should have seen the guy who sold it to me. |
1.3250 |
0.09049 |
40 |
29 |
9 |
2 |
1295 |
That's the last time I'll buy a Chia umbrella. |
1.3243 |
0.10292 |
37 |
28 |
6 |
3 |
1296 |
The package said it was the "relaxed fit" size. |
1.3243 |
0.10292 |
37 |
28 |
6 |
3 |
1297 |
Oh don't worry - I got you covered. |
1.3243 |
0.08711 |
37 |
26 |
10 |
1 |
1298 |
I call it the Jumbrella. |
1.3243 |
0.10292 |
37 |
28 |
6 |
3 |
1299 |
Yes, Aquaphobia is rare here in Seattle. |
1.3243 |
0.10292 |
37 |
28 |
6 |
3 |
1300 |
Is it true what they say about umbrellas |
1.3243 |
0.09534 |
37 |
27 |
8 |
2 |
1301 |
It's always hardest to catch a cab when it's raining. |
1.3243 |
0.10997 |
37 |
29 |
4 |
4 |
1302 |
Don't worry doll - I've got you covered. |
1.3243 |
0.09534 |
37 |
27 |
8 |
2 |
1303 |
'Giant Discount Items' didn't mean what I thought it did. |
1.3243 |
0.09534 |
37 |
27 |
8 |
2 |
1304 |
Is it finally big enough for you? |
1.3243 |
0.10292 |
37 |
28 |
6 |
3 |
1305 |
On a windy day it'll carry you five blocks. |
1.3243 |
0.09534 |
37 |
27 |
8 |
2 |
1306 |
It came with my Deluxe Umbrella Policy. |
1.3243 |
0.09534 |
37 |
27 |
8 |
2 |
1307 |
I guess my flashmob message was ignored |
1.3243 |
0.09534 |
37 |
27 |
8 |
2 |
1308 |
The flash mob was today, right? |
1.3243 |
0.10997 |
37 |
29 |
4 |
4 |
1309 |
Once, on a windy day, I ended up on Staten Island. |
1.3243 |
0.08711 |
37 |
26 |
10 |
1 |
1310 |
It helps me compensate for my tiny raincoat. |
1.3243 |
0.07802 |
37 |
25 |
12 |
0 |
1311 |
Bigger is better than wetter |
1.3243 |
0.09534 |
37 |
27 |
8 |
2 |
1312 |
I used to be in Group Sales. |
1.3243 |
0.09534 |
37 |
27 |
8 |
2 |
1313 |
I figured we had a sixty percent chance of arguing. |
1.3243 |
0.10292 |
37 |
28 |
6 |
3 |
1314 |
It's a big enough umbrella but it's always me that ends up getting wet. |
1.3243 |
0.09534 |
37 |
27 |
8 |
2 |
1315 |
It's not quite Uber but I'm in on the ground floor. |
1.3243 |
0.07802 |
37 |
25 |
12 |
0 |
1316 |
I have a meeting uptown. I'm hoping for a big gust. |
1.3243 |
0.09534 |
37 |
27 |
8 |
2 |
1317 |
I do NOT have small hands. |
1.3243 |
0.08711 |
37 |
26 |
10 |
1 |
1318 |
I moved here very recently following a large gust of wind. |
1.3243 |
0.09534 |
37 |
27 |
8 |
2 |
1319 |
Trump Plaza was having a huge sale. |
1.3243 |
0.09534 |
37 |
27 |
8 |
2 |
1320 |
Its the only thing I could find to cover your ego. |
1.3243 |
0.08711 |
37 |
26 |
10 |
1 |
1321 |
Unfortunately, it doesn't cover preexisting conditions. |
1.3243 |
0.10997 |
37 |
29 |
4 |
4 |
1322 |
Don't tell me size doesn't matter |
1.3243 |
0.09534 |
37 |
27 |
8 |
2 |
1323 |
Don't laugh. It beats online dating. |
1.3243 |
0.09534 |
37 |
27 |
8 |
2 |
1324 |
It's great for when it's raining cats and dogs. |
1.3243 |
0.08711 |
37 |
26 |
10 |
1 |
1325 |
Trump umbrellas: they're YUUUGE! |
1.3243 |
0.10292 |
37 |
28 |
6 |
3 |
1326 |
It's been in my family since Goliath. |
1.3243 |
0.08711 |
37 |
26 |
10 |
1 |
1327 |
It was Al Roker’s before he lost weight. |
1.3243 |
0.09534 |
37 |
27 |
8 |
2 |
1328 |
I'm allergic to both cats and dogs. |
1.3243 |
0.08711 |
37 |
26 |
10 |
1 |
1329 |
I want to be clear: there is no problem with the size of my hands, or anything else. |
1.3243 |
0.08711 |
37 |
26 |
10 |
1 |
1330 |
Sting was wrong. |
1.3243 |
0.10997 |
37 |
29 |
4 |
4 |
1331 |
I’m not singing Rihanna—that’s an echo. |
1.3243 |
0.08711 |
37 |
26 |
10 |
1 |
1332 |
Would you like to see it fold up? |
1.3243 |
0.10292 |
37 |
28 |
6 |
3 |
1333 |
He didn't say how big the raining cats and dogs would be. |
1.3243 |
0.10292 |
37 |
28 |
6 |
3 |
1334 |
Overcompensation is what I do. |
1.3243 |
0.08711 |
37 |
26 |
10 |
1 |
1335 |
I usually date fat women. |
1.3243 |
0.10292 |
37 |
28 |
6 |
3 |
1336 |
You can stand under my umbrella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella |
1.3243 |
0.09534 |
37 |
27 |
8 |
2 |
1337 |
I only take baths. |
1.3243 |
0.10292 |
37 |
28 |
6 |
3 |
1338 |
It's a walking town; how else will people know how much I make? |
1.3243 |
0.09534 |
37 |
27 |
8 |
2 |
1339 |
Does this umbrella make my hand look small |
1.3235 |
0.08144 |
34 |
23 |
11 |
0 |
1340 |
What makes you think I got it in Texas? |
1.3235 |
0.10945 |
34 |
26 |
5 |
3 |
1341 |
They call it 'The Donald' model. |
1.3235 |
0.10945 |
34 |
26 |
5 |
3 |
1342 |
Why yes I am a Democrat, how did you know? |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
1343 |
My broker suggested I get more coverage under the current climate. |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
1344 |
If I close it, we can do it right here! |
1.3235 |
0.11731 |
34 |
27 |
3 |
4 |
1345 |
What do you mean "compensating"? |
1.3235 |
0.09173 |
34 |
24 |
9 |
1 |
1346 |
Unlike our relationship, it's meant to weather all storms. |
1.3235 |
0.11731 |
34 |
27 |
3 |
4 |
1347 |
This improved model lets me poke many, many more people in the eye. |
1.3226 |
0.09713 |
31 |
22 |
8 |
1 |
1348 |
I'm glad I bought the extended coverage. |
1.3226 |
0.09713 |
31 |
22 |
8 |
1 |
1349 |
Mary Poppins could have taken this one to Mars. |
1.3226 |
0.09713 |
31 |
22 |
8 |
1 |
1350 |
I have obsessive-compulsive dryness disorder |
1.3191 |
0.08108 |
47 |
34 |
11 |
2 |
1351 |
They wanted to give me a gold watch, but I held out. |
1.3191 |
0.08108 |
47 |
34 |
11 |
2 |
1352 |
My agent recommended umbrella coverage. |
1.3182 |
0.09630 |
44 |
34 |
6 |
4 |
1353 |
It's the Obamacare model. It covers everybody, but it's awkward and costs a bundle. |
1.3182 |
0.09064 |
44 |
33 |
8 |
3 |
1354 |
It was free with my first purchase of Trump Steaks! |
1.3171 |
0.09525 |
41 |
31 |
7 |
3 |
1355 |
I accidentally tapped 'extra, extra, extra large' on Amazon. |
1.3171 |
0.09525 |
41 |
31 |
7 |
3 |
1356 |
Believe me, it's the fastest way from Penthouse to Street level. |
1.3171 |
0.08144 |
41 |
29 |
11 |
1 |
1357 |
By the way, it is true what they say about a man with a really huge umbrella. |
1.3171 |
0.10145 |
41 |
32 |
5 |
4 |
1358 |
It's really only a problem at ballgames |
1.3171 |
0.08861 |
41 |
30 |
9 |
2 |
1359 |
You misunderstood. Our broker said we needed a larger umbrella policy. |
1.3171 |
0.08144 |
41 |
29 |
11 |
1 |
1360 |
It's from one of Trump's hotels. |
1.3171 |
0.10145 |
41 |
32 |
5 |
4 |
1361 |
And, it's FEMA-approved for shelter in place. |
1.3171 |
0.08144 |
41 |
29 |
11 |
1 |
1362 |
Don't worry. I used the rainy day fund. |
1.3171 |
0.08861 |
41 |
30 |
9 |
2 |
1363 |
Is it still raining? I hadn’t noticed. |
1.3171 |
0.08144 |
41 |
29 |
11 |
1 |
1364 |
The pigeons are angry today! |
1.3171 |
0.08861 |
41 |
30 |
9 |
2 |
1365 |
It's called Uber-ella. You just wait for a stiff wind. |
1.3171 |
0.08861 |
41 |
30 |
9 |
2 |
1366 |
And I figured, it's a really good way to meet new people. |
1.3171 |
0.08144 |
41 |
29 |
11 |
1 |
1367 |
I used to have a lot more hair! |
1.3171 |
0.10145 |
41 |
32 |
5 |
4 |
1368 |
We'll just wait here till that puddle dries. ' |
1.3171 |
0.09525 |
41 |
31 |
7 |
3 |
1369 |
No one rains on my parade. |
1.3171 |
0.09525 |
41 |
31 |
7 |
3 |
1370 |
I have aquaphobia. |
1.3171 |
0.08861 |
41 |
30 |
9 |
2 |
1371 |
overcompensating? |
1.3171 |
0.09525 |
41 |
31 |
7 |
3 |
1372 |
It's actually a yurt I got half off. |
1.3171 |
0.09525 |
41 |
31 |
7 |
3 |
1373 |
I used to live in a rain forest. |
1.3171 |
0.09525 |
41 |
31 |
7 |
3 |
1374 |
It's great, until a big wind comes. |
1.3171 |
0.08144 |
41 |
29 |
11 |
1 |
1375 |
I bought if before my gastric bypass.... |
1.3171 |
0.09525 |
41 |
31 |
7 |
3 |
1376 |
...and with a strong gust of wind, I don't need the elevator. |
1.3158 |
0.07642 |
38 |
26 |
12 |
0 |
1377 |
I was wet once... |
1.3158 |
0.10053 |
38 |
29 |
6 |
3 |
1378 |
I bought it at one of those big box stores. |
1.3158 |
0.07642 |
38 |
26 |
12 |
0 |
1379 |
I've never tried folding it. |
1.3158 |
0.10053 |
38 |
29 |
6 |
3 |
1380 |
I used to be REALLY fat. |
1.3158 |
0.08522 |
38 |
27 |
10 |
1 |
1381 |
Mostly I use it with my foursome. |
1.3158 |
0.10738 |
38 |
30 |
4 |
4 |
1382 |
It's the Donald Trump model. |
1.3158 |
0.11381 |
38 |
31 |
2 |
5 |
1383 |
Let’s go take some eyes out. |
1.3158 |
0.10053 |
38 |
29 |
6 |
3 |
1384 |
What?! It cost the same. |
1.3158 |
0.08522 |
38 |
27 |
10 |
1 |
1385 |
How did you know I work for Traveler's Insurance? |
1.3158 |
0.10053 |
38 |
29 |
6 |
3 |
1386 |
I opted for family coverage. |
1.3158 |
0.09319 |
38 |
28 |
8 |
2 |
1387 |
Be honest, Margot, think the umbrella guy tried to upsell me? |
1.3158 |
0.10738 |
38 |
30 |
4 |
4 |
1388 |
And it's really convenient when I'm out walking the dogs, but on a windy day.... just forget about it. |
1.3158 |
0.09319 |
38 |
28 |
8 |
2 |
1389 |
Are you sure that two of every animal will fit under here? |
1.3158 |
0.09319 |
38 |
28 |
8 |
2 |
1390 |
At umbrellasforthe1%.com, why? |
1.3158 |
0.10053 |
38 |
29 |
6 |
3 |
1391 |
I'm not over compensating. |
1.3158 |
0.10738 |
38 |
30 |
4 |
4 |
1392 |
My therapist mentioned something about a 'Noah Complex'. What do you suppose that means? |
1.3158 |
0.07642 |
38 |
26 |
12 |
0 |
1393 |
cats and dogs.. you'll see |
1.3158 |
0.10738 |
38 |
30 |
4 |
4 |
1394 |
Why? Because who would steal it? |
1.3158 |
0.09319 |
38 |
28 |
8 |
2 |
1395 |
You should have seen the size of his putter. |
1.3158 |
0.10053 |
38 |
29 |
6 |
3 |
1396 |
You're lucky I convinced God we're going to do something about climate change. He wanted me to make it 300 cubits by 50 cubits by 30 cubits. |
1.3158 |
0.09319 |
38 |
28 |
8 |
2 |
1397 |
In heavy winds, it makes me feel like Mary Poppins. |
1.3158 |
0.10053 |
38 |
29 |
6 |
3 |
1398 |
I feel like a piece of patio furniture. |
1.3158 |
0.09319 |
38 |
28 |
8 |
2 |
1399 |
It's a Democratic umbrella. |
1.3158 |
0.08522 |
38 |
27 |
10 |
1 |
1400 |
We need to find a way to decrease our overhead. |
1.3158 |
0.10053 |
38 |
29 |
6 |
3 |
1401 |
If this catches on, we'll need bigger sidewalks. |
1.3158 |
0.08522 |
38 |
27 |
10 |
1 |
1402 |
Yes I am a socialist, how did you know? |
1.3158 |
0.08522 |
38 |
27 |
10 |
1 |
1403 |
What can go up a chimney down, but not down a chimney up? |
1.3158 |
0.10053 |
38 |
29 |
6 |
3 |
1404 |
I really increased my commitment to NPR this year. |
1.3158 |
0.10738 |
38 |
30 |
4 |
4 |
1405 |
Do you want to talk about my compensation issues, or do you want to stay dry? |
1.3158 |
0.08522 |
38 |
27 |
10 |
1 |
1406 |
Did you lose weight? |
1.3158 |
0.10053 |
38 |
29 |
6 |
3 |
1407 |
The best part is that it fits into my briefcase. |
1.3158 |
0.09319 |
38 |
28 |
8 |
2 |
1408 |
I should tell you right up front that I want a LOT of kids. |
1.3158 |
0.08522 |
38 |
27 |
10 |
1 |
1409 |
Well, this El Niño was a big disappointment |
1.3158 |
0.10738 |
38 |
30 |
4 |
4 |
1410 |
Noah's the name. Staying dry's the game. |
1.3158 |
0.09319 |
38 |
28 |
8 |
2 |
1411 |
'I used to be a big tent person.' |
1.3158 |
0.10053 |
38 |
29 |
6 |
3 |
1412 |
Sure it's bulky, but it's WiFi-enabled. |
1.3158 |
0.10738 |
38 |
30 |
4 |
4 |
1413 |
Mine is bigger than most men's, but if the rain falls for over four hours, I have to call my doctor. |
1.3158 |
0.09319 |
38 |
28 |
8 |
2 |
1414 |
You've always encouraged me to think big. |
1.3158 |
0.09319 |
38 |
28 |
8 |
2 |
1415 |
Just in case it really is climate change and not weather patterns. |
1.3158 |
0.10053 |
38 |
29 |
6 |
3 |
1416 |
I heard “El Nino” was coming, so I got Mexico to pay for this. The biggest, hugest…” |
1.3158 |
0.10053 |
38 |
29 |
6 |
3 |
1417 |
I need some space. |
1.3158 |
0.09319 |
38 |
28 |
8 |
2 |
1418 |
It looked a lot smaller in its case. |
1.3158 |
0.08522 |
38 |
27 |
10 |
1 |
1419 |
It's like being in the Cloud. |
1.3158 |
0.09319 |
38 |
28 |
8 |
2 |
1420 |
I make a lot of friends. |
1.3158 |
0.08522 |
38 |
27 |
10 |
1 |
1421 |
I should have bought a new umbrella after the liposuction. |
1.3158 |
0.09319 |
38 |
28 |
8 |
2 |
1422 |
I am a risk management aficionado |
1.3158 |
0.08522 |
38 |
27 |
10 |
1 |
1423 |
Now that the kids are grown, maybe we should get a smaller umbrella. |
1.3158 |
0.09319 |
38 |
28 |
8 |
2 |
1424 |
Hopefully there's no wind today. |
1.3158 |
0.09319 |
38 |
28 |
8 |
2 |
1425 |
Now that you mention it, I do feel kind of stupid. |
1.3158 |
0.09319 |
38 |
28 |
8 |
2 |
1426 |
"Into every life...?" We'll see about that. |
1.3158 |
0.10053 |
38 |
29 |
6 |
3 |
1427 |
Yes, I sell insurance. Are you covered? |
1.3158 |
0.09319 |
38 |
28 |
8 |
2 |
1428 |
Why yes! It does cover everything. |
1.3158 |
0.09319 |
38 |
28 |
8 |
2 |
1429 |
Maybe we should downsize, now that the sextuplets are grown. |
1.3158 |
0.09319 |
38 |
28 |
8 |
2 |
1430 |
Why, yes, I did buy it at Costco. |
1.3158 |
0.10738 |
38 |
30 |
4 |
4 |
1431 |
This umbrella coverage was free with our homeowner's policy |
1.3158 |
0.09319 |
38 |
28 |
8 |
2 |
1432 |
Get ready for take off. |
1.3158 |
0.09319 |
38 |
28 |
8 |
2 |
1433 |
I'm an incurable pessimist. |
1.3158 |
0.09319 |
38 |
28 |
8 |
2 |
1434 |
I told The Travelers I wanted more coverage. |
1.3158 |
0.08522 |
38 |
27 |
10 |
1 |
1435 |
If the wind picks up we won't need that cab. |
1.3158 |
0.08522 |
38 |
27 |
10 |
1 |
1436 |
Damn I forgot my rain boots |
1.3158 |
0.09319 |
38 |
28 |
8 |
2 |
1437 |
I thought there would be more people going to the Republican convention. |
1.3158 |
0.10053 |
38 |
29 |
6 |
3 |
1438 |
Do you think it's still raining? |
1.3158 |
0.07642 |
38 |
26 |
12 |
0 |
1439 |
I'm calling the concept "UBERella". |
1.3158 |
0.09319 |
38 |
28 |
8 |
2 |
1440 |
The first downpour is free, then it's a monthly subscription. |
1.3158 |
0.08522 |
38 |
27 |
10 |
1 |
1441 |
It was on sale at the big and tall men's store. |
1.3158 |
0.08522 |
38 |
27 |
10 |
1 |
1442 |
Do you mind if I share my umbrella? |
1.3158 |
0.09319 |
38 |
28 |
8 |
2 |
1443 |
It came in one size fits all. |
1.3158 |
0.10053 |
38 |
29 |
6 |
3 |
1444 |
Yes, I have many friends. Why do you ask? |
1.3158 |
0.08522 |
38 |
27 |
10 |
1 |
1445 |
You are overcompensating again, dear! |
1.3158 |
0.09319 |
38 |
28 |
8 |
2 |
1446 |
How about since I brought the umbrella, you ask for directions. |
1.3158 |
0.10053 |
38 |
29 |
6 |
3 |
1447 |
Yes, I have been on Weight Watchers. |
1.3158 |
0.10053 |
38 |
29 |
6 |
3 |
1448 |
I'd like to have a large family. |
1.3158 |
0.09319 |
38 |
28 |
8 |
2 |
1449 |
The Match.com Ad said you were 500 pounds. |
1.3158 |
0.10738 |
38 |
30 |
4 |
4 |
1450 |
I used to caddy for Donald Trump. |
1.3158 |
0.09319 |
38 |
28 |
8 |
2 |
1451 |
What do you mean by over-compensating? |
1.3158 |
0.10053 |
38 |
29 |
6 |
3 |
1452 |
No, this is all that's left of the Republican big tent. |
1.3158 |
0.10053 |
38 |
29 |
6 |
3 |
1453 |
Speaking softly and carrying a big stick wasn't working. |
1.3158 |
0.07642 |
38 |
26 |
12 |
0 |
1454 |
Scientists think that since Trump clinched the nomination, God just can't stop crying. |
1.3158 |
0.10053 |
38 |
29 |
6 |
3 |
1455 |
It's from my trip to Easter Island. |
1.3158 |
0.10053 |
38 |
29 |
6 |
3 |
1456 |
Oh come on, that restaurant has more than enough. |
1.3158 |
0.10053 |
38 |
29 |
6 |
3 |
1457 |
Yes, you're standing too close. |
1.3148 |
0.07394 |
54 |
39 |
13 |
2 |
1458 |
Want to see my Gene Kelly impression? |
1.3143 |
0.09849 |
35 |
26 |
7 |
2 |
1459 |
The forecast was for a meteor shower. |
1.3143 |
0.09849 |
35 |
26 |
7 |
2 |
1460 |
And it repels drones. |
1.3143 |
0.08955 |
35 |
25 |
9 |
1 |
1461 |
My father was a doorman. He always wanted me to do better than him. |
1.3143 |
0.10668 |
35 |
27 |
5 |
3 |
1462 |
Isn't platinum status great? |
1.3143 |
0.09849 |
35 |
26 |
7 |
2 |
1463 |
I got the extended coverage. |
1.3143 |
0.09849 |
35 |
26 |
7 |
2 |
1464 |
Yeah, they were handing them out at the Trump rally last week. |
1.3143 |
0.09849 |
35 |
26 |
7 |
2 |
1465 |
It came with its own umbrella policy |
1.3143 |
0.08955 |
35 |
25 |
9 |
1 |
1466 |
I'm still getting hit by that sideways rain |
1.3143 |
0.08955 |
35 |
25 |
9 |
1 |
1467 |
That was my biggest drink ever. |
1.3143 |
0.10668 |
35 |
27 |
5 |
3 |
1468 |
I borrowed this from an outdoor restaurant table, and I keep forgetting to return it. |
1.3143 |
0.08955 |
35 |
25 |
9 |
1 |
1469 |
I got it in case Trump wins. |
1.3143 |
0.09849 |
35 |
26 |
7 |
2 |
1470 |
It's a company umbrella. |
1.3143 |
0.08955 |
35 |
25 |
9 |
1 |
1471 |
I am not "compensating." |
1.3143 |
0.09849 |
35 |
26 |
7 |
2 |
1472 |
...and I save a few bucks at the beach. |
1.3143 |
0.09849 |
35 |
26 |
7 |
2 |
1473 |
My company cut back on the golden parachutes. |
1.3143 |
0.10668 |
35 |
27 |
5 |
3 |
1474 |
I'm going to invoke the 'female privilege' argument. It's your turn to carry this thing. |
1.3143 |
0.10668 |
35 |
27 |
5 |
3 |
1475 |
I'm not overcompensating for that, I swear. |
1.3143 |
0.08955 |
35 |
25 |
9 |
1 |
1476 |
See, I told you that mine was bigger than his. |
1.3143 |
0.10668 |
35 |
27 |
5 |
3 |
1477 |
Well at least you can't tell me I'm all wet now. |
1.3125 |
0.09459 |
32 |
23 |
8 |
1 |
1478 |
It was a giveaway at Starbucks. It's a trenta... |
1.3125 |
0.09459 |
32 |
23 |
8 |
1 |
1479 |
Opening this indoors creates more problems than just bad luck. |
1.3125 |
0.11392 |
32 |
25 |
4 |
3 |
1480 |
I got it as a thank you gift for a crowdfunding contribution. |
1.3111 |
0.07669 |
45 |
32 |
12 |
1 |
1481 |
You know you're right. I think I need to start thinking about downsizing. |
1.3103 |
0.10053 |
29 |
21 |
7 |
1 |
1482 |
My smile just wasn't working anymore. |
1.3103 |
0.10053 |
29 |
21 |
7 |
1 |
1483 |
I bought it in Dallas |
1.3095 |
0.07984 |
42 |
30 |
11 |
1 |
1484 |
Chick magnet. |
1.3095 |
0.09929 |
42 |
33 |
5 |
4 |
1485 |
I'm sure your hair will be just fine. |
1.3095 |
0.07984 |
42 |
30 |
11 |
1 |
1486 |
This is my place. Where's yours? |
1.3095 |
0.08681 |
42 |
31 |
9 |
2 |
1487 |
I'm compensating for having small hands. |
1.3095 |
0.09326 |
42 |
32 |
7 |
3 |
1488 |
I finally found a diet that worked |
1.3095 |
0.08681 |
42 |
31 |
9 |
2 |
1489 |
Turns out I'm a medium after all. |
1.3077 |
0.09113 |
39 |
29 |
8 |
2 |
1490 |
I should have known anything from Trump's Tower would be really big ! |
1.3077 |
0.10490 |
39 |
31 |
4 |
4 |
1491 |
I just moved here from Houston. |
1.3077 |
0.08340 |
39 |
28 |
10 |
1 |
1492 |
I umbrella-pool. If we have at least five walkers under here, we can use the HOV lane on the sidewalk. |
1.3077 |
0.09113 |
39 |
29 |
8 |
2 |
1493 |
I trace my lineage back to Noah. |
1.3077 |
0.08340 |
39 |
28 |
10 |
1 |
1494 |
You're never gonna stop the rain by complaining. |
1.3077 |
0.08340 |
39 |
28 |
10 |
1 |
1495 |
Just making sure my cell phone does not get wet. |
1.3077 |
0.09826 |
39 |
30 |
6 |
3 |
1496 |
You'll change your tune when it starts raining cats and dogs. |
1.3077 |
0.09113 |
39 |
29 |
8 |
2 |
1497 |
It was only $1 more than the regular size. |
1.3077 |
0.08340 |
39 |
28 |
10 |
1 |
1498 |
Expecting company? |
1.3077 |
0.08340 |
39 |
28 |
10 |
1 |
1499 |
They're forecasting "cats and dogs". |
1.3077 |
0.10490 |
39 |
31 |
4 |
4 |
1500 |
No why, does it look like I'm over compensating for something? |
1.3077 |
0.09113 |
39 |
29 |
8 |
2 |
1501 |
Wait till you see the size of the bus I'm waiting for |
1.3077 |
0.09113 |
39 |
29 |
8 |
2 |
1502 |
Would you mind holding the umbrella now? |
1.3077 |
0.08340 |
39 |
28 |
10 |
1 |
1503 |
So I'm clipping my fingernails on the subway and some lady calls me inconsiderate. Can you believe that?! |
1.3077 |
0.10490 |
39 |
31 |
4 |
4 |
1504 |
Want to go to my place and see how big the stand is? |
1.3077 |
0.09826 |
39 |
30 |
6 |
3 |
1505 |
But it was on sale! |
1.3077 |
0.09113 |
39 |
29 |
8 |
2 |
1506 |
I'm expecting a flash mob. |
1.3077 |
0.09826 |
39 |
30 |
6 |
3 |
1507 |
Brookstone Outlet. Why? |
1.3077 |
0.09826 |
39 |
30 |
6 |
3 |
1508 |
Need a ride home? My convertible is parked just across the street. |
1.3077 |
0.09826 |
39 |
30 |
6 |
3 |
1509 |
What can I say, I'm an overachiever. |
1.3077 |
0.07487 |
39 |
27 |
12 |
0 |
1510 |
Hold this while I hail a cab. |
1.3077 |
0.09113 |
39 |
29 |
8 |
2 |
1511 |
It draws a lot of penis jokes. |
1.3077 |
0.08340 |
39 |
28 |
10 |
1 |
1512 |
We also offer term and whole life. |
1.3077 |
0.08340 |
39 |
28 |
10 |
1 |
1513 |
For heaven's sake, I'm only "compensating" for the rain. |
1.3077 |
0.07487 |
39 |
27 |
12 |
0 |
1514 |
Perhaps it's time we downsize now that we're empty-nesters. |
1.3061 |
0.07263 |
49 |
35 |
13 |
1 |
1515 |
Witches shrivel up when they get wet. We can't be too careful, sweetheart. |
1.3056 |
0.10404 |
36 |
28 |
5 |
3 |
1516 |
You knew this would happen when you married an insurance salesman. |
1.3056 |
0.08746 |
36 |
26 |
9 |
1 |
1517 |
It was just a few dollars more for the supersize version. |
1.3056 |
0.08746 |
36 |
26 |
9 |
1 |
1518 |
I like to be as far away from nature as possible. |
1.3056 |
0.09611 |
36 |
27 |
7 |
2 |
1519 |
Well, you said you wanted a big family. |
1.3056 |
0.08746 |
36 |
26 |
9 |
1 |
1520 |
I hope you appreciate the fact that my left arm is experiencing agonizing pain. |
1.3056 |
0.08746 |
36 |
26 |
9 |
1 |
1521 |
I asked for a golden parachute and they handed me this. |
1.3056 |
0.08746 |
36 |
26 |
9 |
1 |
1522 |
No, I don't golf. why do you ask? |
1.3056 |
0.10404 |
36 |
28 |
5 |
3 |
1523 |
Travelers let me go. This is in lieu of a golden parachute. |
1.3056 |
0.10404 |
36 |
28 |
5 |
3 |
1524 |
People seem annoyed with me today. |
1.3056 |
0.10404 |
36 |
28 |
5 |
3 |
1525 |
I call it the Trumpella: for big heads and big hair. |
1.3056 |
0.11832 |
36 |
30 |
1 |
5 |
1526 |
At least when it rains I feel like one of the one percent. |
1.3056 |
0.09611 |
36 |
27 |
7 |
2 |
1527 |
I really didn't think it through. Closing it for example. You'll see what I mean when the bus comes. |
1.3056 |
0.10404 |
36 |
28 |
5 |
3 |
1528 |
At Christo's yard sale, why? |
1.3056 |
0.09611 |
36 |
27 |
7 |
2 |
1529 |
We may not be high. But we're most definitely dry. |
1.3056 |
0.09611 |
36 |
27 |
7 |
2 |
1530 |
I borrowed it from Mr. Trump. |
1.3056 |
0.09611 |
36 |
27 |
7 |
2 |
1531 |
It's not you. It's me. I just need more space. |
1.3056 |
0.08746 |
36 |
26 |
9 |
1 |
1532 |
The salesman said it was a great way to meet people. |
1.3056 |
0.09611 |
36 |
27 |
7 |
2 |
1533 |
If it's windy, I can fly to work. |
1.3056 |
0.08746 |
36 |
26 |
9 |
1 |
1534 |
I borrowed it from Bromley over at Risk Management. |
1.3056 |
0.09611 |
36 |
27 |
7 |
2 |
1535 |
But, I thought you needed space? |
1.3056 |
0.09611 |
36 |
27 |
7 |
2 |
1536 |
I was given this umbrella by Donald Trump. |
1.3056 |
0.11141 |
36 |
29 |
3 |
4 |
1537 |
" I told you I do all my work undercover". |
1.3056 |
0.08746 |
36 |
26 |
9 |
1 |
1538 |
Oh no! We're too late! She's melted! |
1.3056 |
0.11141 |
36 |
29 |
3 |
4 |
1539 |
It will come in handy if we start seeing other people. |
1.3056 |
0.10404 |
36 |
28 |
5 |
3 |
1540 |
It seemed like a good idea at the time. |
1.3056 |
0.09611 |
36 |
27 |
7 |
2 |
1541 |
It's pop culture irony. Just take my word for it. |
1.3056 |
0.10404 |
36 |
28 |
5 |
3 |
1542 |
The name’s 'Poppins.' |
1.3056 |
0.08746 |
36 |
26 |
9 |
1 |
1543 |
He told me the Trump umbrella was bound to take off. |
1.3056 |
0.08746 |
36 |
26 |
9 |
1 |
1544 |
Just wait until you see my sunglasses. |
1.3056 |
0.10404 |
36 |
28 |
5 |
3 |
1545 |
It's the only thing we can still afford in this neighborhood. |
1.3056 |
0.09611 |
36 |
27 |
7 |
2 |
1546 |
It's not worth a damn in a windstorm… |
1.3056 |
0.11141 |
36 |
29 |
3 |
4 |
1547 |
The insurance company offered a larger umbrella policy, so I bought it. |
1.3056 |
0.09611 |
36 |
27 |
7 |
2 |
1548 |
I got it at Paul Bunyon's garage sale. |
1.3056 |
0.08746 |
36 |
26 |
9 |
1 |
1549 |
I'm a climate change affirmer. |
1.3056 |
0.08746 |
36 |
26 |
9 |
1 |
1550 |
Just ask Hillary. It is a lot easier to talk about a big umbrella than it is to actually get a lot of people under it. |
1.3056 |
0.08746 |
36 |
26 |
9 |
1 |
1551 |
Mary wasn't the only kid in our family with a flying umbrella. |
1.3056 |
0.09611 |
36 |
27 |
7 |
2 |
1552 |
Then I asked myself, what would The Donald do? |
1.3056 |
0.09611 |
36 |
27 |
7 |
2 |
1553 |
Donald Trump built it |
1.3056 |
0.10404 |
36 |
28 |
5 |
3 |
1554 |
It's from the folks who brought us the Urban Sombrero. |
1.3056 |
0.09611 |
36 |
27 |
7 |
2 |
1555 |
I'm glad it's not windy |
1.3056 |
0.11141 |
36 |
29 |
3 |
4 |
1556 |
It's their cheapest policy. |
1.3056 |
0.09611 |
36 |
27 |
7 |
2 |
1557 |
It's an Armageddon umbrella. You can also use it as a boat and it is bullet proof. |
1.3056 |
0.08746 |
36 |
26 |
9 |
1 |
1558 |
We should go back and get our waders. |
1.3056 |
0.10404 |
36 |
28 |
5 |
3 |
1559 |
It's from my Biggest Loser days. |
1.3056 |
0.09611 |
36 |
27 |
7 |
2 |
1560 |
On a windy day I'm a bit more Mary Poppins and a bit less venture capitalist. |
1.3056 |
0.08746 |
36 |
26 |
9 |
1 |
1561 |
I emptied out the rainy day account. |
1.3056 |
0.08746 |
36 |
26 |
9 |
1 |
1562 |
I figured we could grow into it |
1.3056 |
0.07786 |
36 |
25 |
11 |
0 |
1563 |
Don't ask what I'm overcompensating for. |
1.3056 |
0.09611 |
36 |
27 |
7 |
2 |
1564 |
I'm not hinting at anything! |
1.3056 |
0.09611 |
36 |
27 |
7 |
2 |
1565 |
I have a generous umbrella policy. |
1.3056 |
0.08746 |
36 |
26 |
9 |
1 |
1566 |
"Who says real men don't carry umbrellas? |
1.3056 |
0.08746 |
36 |
26 |
9 |
1 |
1567 |
This is exactly what I was talking about Ethel. No matter what I do , you are never happy. |
1.3056 |
0.09611 |
36 |
27 |
7 |
2 |
1568 |
My job didn't offer a "golden parachute," but their option does have its advantages... |
1.3043 |
0.09810 |
23 |
16 |
7 |
0 |
1569 |
Yeah, Costco sells umbrellas too. |
1.3030 |
0.09216 |
33 |
24 |
8 |
1 |
1570 |
You should see my snow shovel. |
1.3030 |
0.09216 |
33 |
24 |
8 |
1 |
1571 |
I thought you had the kids. |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
1572 |
I'm a tour guide. And you? |
1.3030 |
0.11082 |
33 |
26 |
4 |
3 |
1573 |
See you tomorrow unless a wind comes up. |
1.3030 |
0.09216 |
33 |
24 |
8 |
1 |
1574 |
My insurance agent goofed! All I ask for was a simple 'umbrella' policy. |
1.3030 |
0.09216 |
33 |
24 |
8 |
1 |
1575 |
'Ombrophobia? No. Why? |
1.3030 |
0.11906 |
33 |
27 |
2 |
4 |
1576 |
I decided to do something useful with my rainy day fund. |
1.3030 |
0.09216 |
33 |
24 |
8 |
1 |
1577 |
Why yes, I am afraid I'll melt. |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
1578 |
You'll have to leave. Uber's got me picking up a party of 50. |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
1579 |
I'm sorry, but there's a six-person minimum for a reservation. |
1.3030 |
0.09216 |
33 |
24 |
8 |
1 |
1580 |
Okay, so buy the new raincoat already! |
1.3030 |
0.11082 |
33 |
26 |
4 |
3 |
1581 |
Size is not everything....but it sure helps. |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
1582 |
It goes with my big hands. |
1.3030 |
0.09216 |
33 |
24 |
8 |
1 |
1583 |
Marvin Poppins, I'm Mary's nephew. |
1.3030 |
0.11082 |
33 |
26 |
4 |
3 |
1584 |
My insurance agent said I need a bigger umbrella. |
1.3023 |
0.07087 |
43 |
30 |
13 |
0 |
1585 |
I thought YOU were bringing the food cart! |
1.3023 |
0.07829 |
43 |
31 |
11 |
1 |
1586 |
I bought it at an Osmond Family yard sale. |
1.3000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
28 |
12 |
0 |
1587 |
It's a little damp and breezy, but at $200,000 you won't find a better apartment in Manhattan. |
1.3000 |
0.08916 |
40 |
30 |
8 |
2 |
1588 |
Well, it was the same price. |
1.3000 |
0.08916 |
40 |
30 |
8 |
2 |
1589 |
They said it was big enough to cover my ego. |
1.3000 |
0.11890 |
30 |
24 |
3 |
3 |
1590 |
Spring break '99... the drinks... were... epic. |
1.3000 |
0.09608 |
40 |
31 |
6 |
3 |
1591 |
Where are the others? |
1.3000 |
0.08916 |
40 |
30 |
8 |
2 |
1592 |
It used to belong to the Republican National Committee. |
1.3000 |
0.08916 |
40 |
30 |
8 |
2 |
1593 |
My shrink says we're suffering from empty nest syndrome. I think we ought to put our umbrella on the market and buy something smaller |
1.3000 |
0.08916 |
40 |
30 |
8 |
2 |
1594 |
Like Bernie, I'm a Socialist. |
1.3000 |
0.11890 |
30 |
24 |
3 |
3 |
1595 |
What's really good about it is that you can't leave it in the back of a cab because it won't fit in the back of a cab! |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
1596 |
Yeah,I picked up this little baby at the global warming garage sale. |
1.3000 |
0.08916 |
40 |
30 |
8 |
2 |
1597 |
I didn't think it would be just us. |
1.3000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
29 |
10 |
1 |
1598 |
Excuse me... Can we discuss your insurance needs? |
1.2979 |
0.09577 |
47 |
38 |
4 |
5 |
1599 |
This year's model will keep my clubs, golf cart, and caddy dry. |
1.2973 |
0.10153 |
37 |
29 |
5 |
3 |
1600 |
As long as it's not ostentatious. |
1.2973 |
0.10153 |
37 |
29 |
5 |
3 |
1601 |
Obamacare payouts are reduced but they are providing interesting preventive care options! |
1.2973 |
0.08547 |
37 |
27 |
9 |
1 |
1602 |
I figured I'm never gonna stop the rain by complaining, so... |
1.2973 |
0.07618 |
37 |
26 |
11 |
0 |
1603 |
I'm here for the flash mob. |
1.2973 |
0.09384 |
37 |
28 |
7 |
2 |
1604 |
Would you mind holding this? |
1.2973 |
0.10153 |
37 |
29 |
5 |
3 |
1605 |
I guess size does matter. |
1.2973 |
0.08547 |
37 |
27 |
9 |
1 |
1606 |
Wall Street was giving them away. |
1.2973 |
0.09384 |
37 |
28 |
7 |
2 |
1607 |
You've heard of 'Big Ass Fans' before, right? |
1.2973 |
0.08547 |
37 |
27 |
9 |
1 |
1608 |
Maybe we should think about downsizing? |
1.2973 |
0.08547 |
37 |
27 |
9 |
1 |
1609 |
I bought a large umbrella policy |
1.2973 |
0.08547 |
37 |
27 |
9 |
1 |
1610 |
I'm aquaphobic |
1.2973 |
0.09384 |
37 |
28 |
7 |
2 |
1611 |
The others should be here in a few minutes. |
1.2973 |
0.09384 |
37 |
28 |
7 |
2 |
1612 |
I have a huge umbrella. Huge. Believe me. It's huge. |
1.2973 |
0.09384 |
37 |
28 |
7 |
2 |
1613 |
I promise to use protection. |
1.2973 |
0.09384 |
37 |
28 |
7 |
2 |
1614 |
Be warned I'm kind of wild |
1.2973 |
0.09384 |
37 |
28 |
7 |
2 |
1615 |
Who said size doesn't matter? |
1.2973 |
0.09384 |
37 |
28 |
7 |
2 |
1616 |
My insurance agent recommended more umbrella coverage. |
1.2973 |
0.09384 |
37 |
28 |
7 |
2 |
1617 |
Under here we have our own zip code. |
1.2973 |
0.09384 |
37 |
28 |
7 |
2 |
1618 |
Attention getting, don't you think? |
1.2973 |
0.09384 |
37 |
28 |
7 |
2 |
1619 |
I used to have an "Afro". |
1.2973 |
0.10153 |
37 |
29 |
5 |
3 |
1620 |
Oversized umbrellas are a good racket, but sometimes it feels like there's too much overhead. |
1.2973 |
0.08547 |
37 |
27 |
9 |
1 |
1621 |
It's a really expensive briefcase. |
1.2973 |
0.09384 |
37 |
28 |
7 |
2 |
1622 |
I answered an ad: "Free upgrade for your hand-held portable device". |
1.2973 |
0.08547 |
37 |
27 |
9 |
1 |
1623 |
Apparently our umbrella policy provided minimal coverage so I splurged. |
1.2973 |
0.07618 |
37 |
26 |
11 |
0 |
1624 |
I'm protecting a $400 perm |
1.2973 |
0.08547 |
37 |
27 |
9 |
1 |
1625 |
The tag reads... shrinks when wet. |
1.2973 |
0.10153 |
37 |
29 |
5 |
3 |
1626 |
Well Noah would be impressed! |
1.2973 |
0.09384 |
37 |
28 |
7 |
2 |
1627 |
We need wider sidewalks. |
1.2973 |
0.08547 |
37 |
27 |
9 |
1 |
1628 |
My wife is really fat. |
1.2973 |
0.09384 |
37 |
28 |
7 |
2 |
1629 |
Let's hope they were right about no wind too. |
1.2973 |
0.10153 |
37 |
29 |
5 |
3 |
1630 |
I'm glad the wind is not blowing. |
1.2973 |
0.10153 |
37 |
29 |
5 |
3 |
1631 |
Until now, it also functioned to delineate my personal space. |
1.2973 |
0.10153 |
37 |
29 |
5 |
3 |
1632 |
I always use protection. |
1.2973 |
0.09384 |
37 |
28 |
7 |
2 |
1633 |
I dabble in Polygamy. |
1.2973 |
0.09384 |
37 |
28 |
7 |
2 |
1634 |
Overcompensating for something, Bill? |
1.2973 |
0.09384 |
37 |
28 |
7 |
2 |
1635 |
It's also handy when the elevator is not working. |
1.2973 |
0.08547 |
37 |
27 |
9 |
1 |
1636 |
Al Roker gave it to me. He didn't need it any more. |
1.2973 |
0.10153 |
37 |
29 |
5 |
3 |
1637 |
It's my new Umbrella Policy. |
1.2973 |
0.09384 |
37 |
28 |
7 |
2 |
1638 |
The problem is when it flips inside out. |
1.2973 |
0.08547 |
37 |
27 |
9 |
1 |
1639 |
I’ve always been a crowd pleaser. |
1.2973 |
0.07618 |
37 |
26 |
11 |
0 |
1640 |
Did you know there's a relationship between umbrella size and hand size? |
1.2973 |
0.09384 |
37 |
28 |
7 |
2 |
1641 |
It's great for making friends... until I have to close it. |
1.2973 |
0.09384 |
37 |
28 |
7 |
2 |
1642 |
I'm compensating for my small hands! |
1.2973 |
0.09384 |
37 |
28 |
7 |
2 |
1643 |
The salesman said I could also use it to protect from falling drones. |
1.2973 |
0.08547 |
37 |
27 |
9 |
1 |
1644 |
I bought an umbrella policy with major coverage. |
1.2973 |
0.09384 |
37 |
28 |
7 |
2 |
1645 |
Your folks are late, again. |
1.2973 |
0.09384 |
37 |
28 |
7 |
2 |
1646 |
I got tired of leaving them on the subway. |
1.2973 |
0.09384 |
37 |
28 |
7 |
2 |
1647 |
I'd like to see Gene Kelly try to work with this one. |
1.2973 |
0.08547 |
37 |
27 |
9 |
1 |
1648 |
So you really feel the restaurant won't miss this? |
1.2973 |
0.09384 |
37 |
28 |
7 |
2 |
1649 |
Come with me if you want to live. |
1.2973 |
0.09384 |
37 |
28 |
7 |
2 |
1650 |
They wanted to call it "California King," but, of course, it doesn't rain there. |
1.2973 |
0.09384 |
37 |
28 |
7 |
2 |
1651 |
You're my first 'Uber' umbrella call. |
1.2973 |
0.09384 |
37 |
28 |
7 |
2 |
1652 |
It came with the 6-pak of cologne I bought. |
1.2973 |
0.09384 |
37 |
28 |
7 |
2 |
1653 |
Not much chance of leaving this one on the bus. |
1.2973 |
0.08547 |
37 |
27 |
9 |
1 |
1654 |
You think this is something, you gotta see the size of their Mai Tais. |
1.2973 |
0.10153 |
37 |
29 |
5 |
3 |
1655 |
Yes, but it's also a beach umbrella that folds to fit in my briefcase. |
1.2973 |
0.09384 |
37 |
28 |
7 |
2 |
1656 |
Went to Ikea for an area rug. |
1.2973 |
0.10153 |
37 |
29 |
5 |
3 |
1657 |
I lost my condo. |
1.2973 |
0.08547 |
37 |
27 |
9 |
1 |
1658 |
I can also use it at the beach or on the patio |
1.2973 |
0.09384 |
37 |
28 |
7 |
2 |
1659 |
My smartwatch isn't insured against water damage. |
1.2973 |
0.09384 |
37 |
28 |
7 |
2 |
1660 |
Let me know when it stops. |
1.2973 |
0.08547 |
37 |
27 |
9 |
1 |
1661 |
When it rains, I feel very small and lonely. |
1.2973 |
0.09384 |
37 |
28 |
7 |
2 |
1662 |
Please move, it's only meant to cover one person. |
1.2973 |
0.10867 |
37 |
30 |
3 |
4 |
1663 |
Yup, OCD - so please don't step on the cracks. |
1.2973 |
0.10153 |
37 |
29 |
5 |
3 |
1664 |
I’m not trying to make excuses Darleen, I just can’t go out tonight. I have to fold my umbrella. |
1.2973 |
0.07618 |
37 |
26 |
11 |
0 |
1665 |
It's family size. I bought it in Salt Lake City. |
1.2973 |
0.09384 |
37 |
28 |
7 |
2 |
1666 |
Apparently they found a loophole to the golden parachute clause. |
1.2973 |
0.10153 |
37 |
29 |
5 |
3 |
1667 |
I'm an empty nester. |
1.2973 |
0.08547 |
37 |
27 |
9 |
1 |
1668 |
THIS is the umbrella policy you've been raving about? |
1.2973 |
0.09384 |
37 |
28 |
7 |
2 |
1669 |
I still have the rest of the staff to pick up |
1.2973 |
0.09384 |
37 |
28 |
7 |
2 |
1670 |
Now we can drive the convertible anytime. |
1.2973 |
0.08547 |
37 |
27 |
9 |
1 |
1671 |
I'm having a harder time than I imagined selling advertising space on this thing. |
1.2973 |
0.08547 |
37 |
27 |
9 |
1 |
1672 |
On windy days I use it to commute from home.... |
1.2973 |
0.09384 |
37 |
28 |
7 |
2 |
1673 |
My insurance broker suggested I increase my coverage. |
1.2973 |
0.09384 |
37 |
28 |
7 |
2 |
1674 |
It'll change a man, twenty years in Risk Management. |
1.2955 |
0.08951 |
44 |
34 |
7 |
3 |
1675 |
Yes, it's yuge, and we're amazingly, fantastically dry. |
1.2955 |
0.09523 |
44 |
35 |
5 |
4 |
1676 |
You can't be too careful when wearing an Apple Watch. |
1.2941 |
0.08985 |
34 |
25 |
8 |
1 |
1677 |
before they get banned by the mayor |
1.2941 |
0.09928 |
34 |
26 |
6 |
2 |
1678 |
I need to be needed. |
1.2941 |
0.10788 |
34 |
27 |
4 |
3 |
1679 |
Oversized umbrellas are wonderfully slimming, don't you think? |
1.2941 |
0.08985 |
34 |
25 |
8 |
1 |
1680 |
It was marketed as a selfie repellant but it also works well in the rain |
1.2941 |
0.08985 |
34 |
25 |
8 |
1 |
1681 |
What can I say. The Wizard of Oz scared the bejezzus out of me. |
1.2941 |
0.09928 |
34 |
26 |
6 |
2 |
1682 |
Eat your heart out, Mary Poppins. |
1.2941 |
0.08985 |
34 |
25 |
8 |
1 |
1683 |
Originally, it was for the Republican presidential candidates. |
1.2941 |
0.09928 |
34 |
26 |
6 |
2 |
1684 |
I used to have a harem. |
1.2941 |
0.07932 |
34 |
24 |
10 |
0 |
1685 |
I bought it online. |
1.2941 |
0.09928 |
34 |
26 |
6 |
2 |
1686 |
I tried doing a Gene Kelly around the corner but I went airborne. |
1.2941 |
0.09928 |
34 |
26 |
6 |
2 |
1687 |
Guess the monster truck wasn't enough? |
1.2941 |
0.07932 |
34 |
24 |
10 |
0 |
1688 |
You're in my personal space. |
1.2941 |
0.09928 |
34 |
26 |
6 |
2 |
1689 |
I'm prone to overcondensation. |
1.2941 |
0.10788 |
34 |
27 |
4 |
3 |
1690 |
I'd like to offer you a lifetime of full coverage. |
1.2941 |
0.08985 |
34 |
25 |
8 |
1 |
1691 |
they said I'm too big to fail. |
1.2941 |
0.08985 |
34 |
25 |
8 |
1 |
1692 |
What? I'm wearing suede shoes. |
1.2941 |
0.07932 |
34 |
24 |
10 |
0 |
1693 |
If the others don't show, we are going to look foolish you know. |
1.2941 |
0.08985 |
34 |
25 |
8 |
1 |
1694 |
A big smile wasn't doing it for me. |
1.2941 |
0.09928 |
34 |
26 |
6 |
2 |
1695 |
'I still think we picked-up Donald Trump's by mistake." |
1.2941 |
0.08985 |
34 |
25 |
8 |
1 |
1696 |
actually , I just cut out the carbs |
1.2941 |
0.09928 |
34 |
26 |
6 |
2 |
1697 |
My therapist says I have a small penis. |
1.2941 |
0.09928 |
34 |
26 |
6 |
2 |
1698 |
I got a group discount. |
1.2941 |
0.08985 |
34 |
25 |
8 |
1 |
1699 |
Long story short, never ask for "one size fits all " in America. |
1.2941 |
0.08985 |
34 |
25 |
8 |
1 |
1700 |
Take my arm and prepare for lift off. |
1.2941 |
0.08985 |
34 |
25 |
8 |
1 |
1701 |
I take rain very seriously. |
1.2941 |
0.10788 |
34 |
27 |
4 |
3 |
1702 |
I'm expecting others. |
1.2941 |
0.08985 |
34 |
25 |
8 |
1 |
1703 |
I told you Ms. Poppins gained a little weight as she aged. Still, it was nice of her to remember me in her will. |
1.2941 |
0.09928 |
34 |
26 |
6 |
2 |
1704 |
Oh yes ... it was free with my subscription to the Weather Channel website. |
1.2941 |
0.08985 |
34 |
25 |
8 |
1 |
1705 |
I'm Frank and I will be your Uberella-XL chauffeur. |
1.2941 |
0.09928 |
34 |
26 |
6 |
2 |
1706 |
As Socrates would have said, an insufficiently challenged umbrella is not worth opening. |
1.2941 |
0.09928 |
34 |
26 |
6 |
2 |
1707 |
It's all I have left from my fat days. |
1.2941 |
0.09928 |
34 |
26 |
6 |
2 |
1708 |
I tried using my smile, but I got really wet. |
1.2941 |
0.10788 |
34 |
27 |
4 |
3 |
1709 |
And when its closed, I use it to pole vault subway turnstiles |
1.2941 |
0.11585 |
34 |
28 |
2 |
4 |
1710 |
Global warming calls for desperate measures. |
1.2941 |
0.11585 |
34 |
28 |
2 |
4 |
1711 |
Your Uber Black Umbrella is arriving now. |
1.2941 |
0.09928 |
34 |
26 |
6 |
2 |
1712 |
...but don't try to use it on a windy day. |
1.2941 |
0.09928 |
34 |
26 |
6 |
2 |
1713 |
"You should see the top to my convertible!' |
1.2941 |
0.10788 |
34 |
27 |
4 |
3 |
1714 |
We'll have to turn back. I forgot the pontoon bridge. |
1.2941 |
0.09928 |
34 |
26 |
6 |
2 |
1715 |
I got it in Texas. Why do you ask? |
1.2941 |
0.07932 |
34 |
24 |
10 |
0 |
1716 |
Now that the elephants were forcibly retired, I could pick this up at the circus for a song. |
1.2941 |
0.10788 |
34 |
27 |
4 |
3 |
1717 |
It's for my entourage…build it and they will come. |
1.2941 |
0.08985 |
34 |
25 |
8 |
1 |
1718 |
Nobody will be at the beach in this weather anyway. |
1.2941 |
0.08985 |
34 |
25 |
8 |
1 |
1719 |
What you mean you're wet? |
1.2941 |
0.10788 |
34 |
27 |
4 |
3 |
1720 |
I don't usually bring my sister wives on a first date. |
1.2941 |
0.10788 |
34 |
27 |
4 |
3 |
1721 |
We did get the umbrella policy. |
1.2941 |
0.08985 |
34 |
25 |
8 |
1 |
1722 |
I have to be really careful with even the slightest breeze. |
1.2941 |
0.09928 |
34 |
26 |
6 |
2 |
1723 |
I bought it in Texas. |
1.2941 |
0.09928 |
34 |
26 |
6 |
2 |
1724 |
I know that this is only our first date, but I’d like you to know that I would like to have a large family. |
1.2941 |
0.08985 |
34 |
25 |
8 |
1 |
1725 |
It's from my polyamorous days. |
1.2941 |
0.10788 |
34 |
27 |
4 |
3 |
1726 |
Let's go knock the people off the sidewalk on the next block. |
1.2941 |
0.10788 |
34 |
27 |
4 |
3 |
1727 |
I know you're Becky with the Good Hair, but this is ridiculous. |
1.2941 |
0.09928 |
34 |
26 |
6 |
2 |
1728 |
There was this one time my shoe got wet |
1.2941 |
0.09928 |
34 |
26 |
6 |
2 |
1729 |
Yes, you're right. I am overcompensating. Let's move on. |
1.2941 |
0.09928 |
34 |
26 |
6 |
2 |
1730 |
I found this at a garage sale at Trump Tower. |
1.2941 |
0.09928 |
34 |
26 |
6 |
2 |
1731 |
I don't think this is what our accountant meant when she said to be prepared for a rainy day. |
1.2941 |
0.09928 |
34 |
26 |
6 |
2 |
1732 |
Bariatric surgery changed everything. |
1.2941 |
0.09928 |
34 |
26 |
6 |
2 |
1733 |
Actually, it's LGBTQIA now. They're all inside trying to figure out where to pee. |
1.2941 |
0.10788 |
34 |
27 |
4 |
3 |
1734 |
Maybe into everybody else's life . . . . |
1.2927 |
0.09399 |
41 |
32 |
6 |
3 |
1735 |
High winds can be a problem. |
1.2917 |
0.07268 |
48 |
35 |
12 |
1 |
1736 |
12 children! |
1.2917 |
0.07854 |
48 |
36 |
10 |
2 |
1737 |
You know, it takes big hands to hold this umbrella. |
1.2917 |
0.08400 |
48 |
37 |
8 |
3 |
1738 |
According to L. L. Bean, it can double as a lifeboat. |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
1739 |
I'm a polygamist. |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
1740 |
Yeah, it's the platinum plan, the bronze one fit in my drink |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
1741 |
My hands aren't small. It's just that the umbrella is YUGE. I guarantee you there's no problem. |
1.2903 |
0.11541 |
31 |
25 |
3 |
3 |
1742 |
Global warming means heavier rain, right? |
1.2903 |
0.08287 |
31 |
22 |
9 |
0 |
1743 |
It doubles as a raft. |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
1744 |
It used to belong to Snow White. |
1.2895 |
0.09913 |
38 |
30 |
5 |
3 |
1745 |
I got it at a Trump rally. |
1.2895 |
0.08355 |
38 |
28 |
9 |
1 |
1746 |
And the rent is just $2,500 a month. |
1.2895 |
0.09167 |
38 |
29 |
7 |
2 |
1747 |
Are you over-condensating for something? |
1.2895 |
0.08355 |
38 |
28 |
9 |
1 |
1748 |
You should see the windshield wipers on my car. |
1.2895 |
0.09913 |
38 |
30 |
5 |
3 |
1749 |
It's lots of fun when I bring it on the subway. |
1.2895 |
0.09913 |
38 |
30 |
5 |
3 |
1750 |
Yes, i'm over-compensating, but tell me, who's dry, again?! |
1.2895 |
0.09167 |
38 |
29 |
7 |
2 |
1751 |
I'm a belt and suspenders and gigantic umbrella kind of guy. |
1.2895 |
0.09167 |
38 |
29 |
7 |
2 |
1752 |
Why yes, I do also drive a Porsche. Why do you ask? |
1.2895 |
0.09913 |
38 |
30 |
5 |
3 |
1753 |
If it doesn't stop, I've got a boat. |
1.2895 |
0.09167 |
38 |
29 |
7 |
2 |
1754 |
Can you believe it folds up to fill a toothbrush holder? |
1.2895 |
0.08355 |
38 |
28 |
9 |
1 |
1755 |
Little under the weather this morning ? |
1.2895 |
0.09913 |
38 |
30 |
5 |
3 |
1756 |
Mine's bigger |
1.2889 |
0.08775 |
45 |
35 |
7 |
3 |
1757 |
It's a bit tricky on a windy day. |
1.2857 |
0.08765 |
35 |
26 |
8 |
1 |
1758 |
I'm looking for someone to share my personal space. |
1.2857 |
0.08765 |
35 |
26 |
8 |
1 |
1759 |
I'm having trouble getting a cab. |
1.2857 |
0.08765 |
35 |
26 |
8 |
1 |
1760 |
It keeps my phone dry during selfies. |
1.2857 |
0.08765 |
35 |
26 |
8 |
1 |
1761 |
When I purchased a new policy, the Travelers salesman gave it to me. |
1.2857 |
0.10509 |
35 |
28 |
4 |
3 |
1762 |
You still want me to throw my jacket on that puddle? |
1.2857 |
0.11281 |
35 |
29 |
2 |
4 |
1763 |
Good. That takes care of the rain. Now, about that puddle... |
1.2857 |
0.08765 |
35 |
26 |
8 |
1 |
1764 |
This is cheaper than Match.com |
1.2857 |
0.09677 |
35 |
27 |
6 |
2 |
1765 |
Then they say size doesn't matter. |
1.2857 |
0.10509 |
35 |
28 |
4 |
3 |
1766 |
I received it from PBS. I suspect I needn't tell you that it was a sizable donation. |
1.2857 |
0.10509 |
35 |
28 |
4 |
3 |
1767 |
Insurance. You? |
1.2857 |
0.08765 |
35 |
26 |
8 |
1 |
1768 |
It's great in the rain but a challenge in the subway. |
1.2857 |
0.08765 |
35 |
26 |
8 |
1 |
1769 |
Sometimes more is a lot more. |
1.2857 |
0.07748 |
35 |
25 |
10 |
0 |
1770 |
I'm trying to be more inclusive. |
1.2857 |
0.10509 |
35 |
28 |
4 |
3 |
1771 |
My last shared ride was in a convertible. |
1.2857 |
0.08765 |
35 |
26 |
8 |
1 |
1772 |
You should see my gazebo. |
1.2857 |
0.08765 |
35 |
26 |
8 |
1 |
1773 |
It's my company's logo, why do you ask ? |
1.2857 |
0.08765 |
35 |
26 |
8 |
1 |
1774 |
I walk-pool. |
1.2857 |
0.10509 |
35 |
28 |
4 |
3 |
1775 |
Republicans don't have a big tent. But they are selling these large umbrellas. |
1.2857 |
0.10509 |
35 |
28 |
4 |
3 |
1776 |
It's HUGE !! I got it at the Trump Store. |
1.2857 |
0.08765 |
35 |
26 |
8 |
1 |
1777 |
You're right. Size does matter. |
1.2857 |
0.09677 |
35 |
27 |
6 |
2 |
1778 |
And that's when I said, "I'm never getting wet again." |
1.2857 |
0.09677 |
35 |
27 |
6 |
2 |
1779 |
The mug was really too big |
1.2857 |
0.12448 |
28 |
23 |
2 |
3 |
1780 |
Be careful! There's a puddle up ahead! |
1.2857 |
0.09677 |
35 |
27 |
6 |
2 |
1781 |
With this you don't need a raincoat. |
1.2857 |
0.09677 |
35 |
27 |
6 |
2 |
1782 |
You should see my gloves and galoshes. |
1.2857 |
0.09677 |
35 |
27 |
6 |
2 |
1783 |
I borrowed it from your mother. |
1.2857 |
0.07835 |
42 |
31 |
10 |
1 |
1784 |
Yuuuge. I'm tellin' ya. For my many, many friends... |
1.2857 |
0.10509 |
35 |
28 |
4 |
3 |
1785 |
I think you're over-condensating. |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
28 |
21 |
6 |
1 |
1786 |
It makes me feel important. |
1.2857 |
0.08765 |
35 |
26 |
8 |
1 |
1787 |
This wasn't really what I had in mind when my insurer said they would provide me with maximum coverage... |
1.2857 |
0.10509 |
35 |
28 |
4 |
3 |
1788 |
I wish my portfolio was this big. |
1.2857 |
0.08765 |
35 |
26 |
8 |
1 |
1789 |
it is just a prototype. There are still some problems in a high wind. |
1.2857 |
0.08765 |
35 |
26 |
8 |
1 |
1790 |
Sorry this is my class-action umbrella. |
1.2857 |
0.08765 |
35 |
26 |
8 |
1 |
1791 |
Sorry, but I need my space... |
1.2857 |
0.09677 |
35 |
27 |
6 |
2 |
1792 |
Because I'm using product in my hair today. Do you mind? |
1.2857 |
0.08765 |
35 |
26 |
8 |
1 |
1793 |
We had season tickets until the people behind us complained. |
1.2857 |
0.08765 |
35 |
26 |
8 |
1 |
1794 |
Your turn, my arm is tired. |
1.2857 |
0.07748 |
35 |
25 |
10 |
0 |
1795 |
Do you suppose "Tavern on the Green" knows this is missing? |
1.2857 |
0.08765 |
35 |
26 |
8 |
1 |
1796 |
If the wind blows I'll see you next week? |
1.2857 |
0.08765 |
35 |
26 |
8 |
1 |
1797 |
Does Paul Bunyan know you borrowed his umbrella? |
1.2857 |
0.08765 |
35 |
26 |
8 |
1 |
1798 |
it makes me feel like a one percenter. |
1.2857 |
0.09677 |
35 |
27 |
6 |
2 |
1799 |
Let's go; the others are a no show. |
1.2857 |
0.08765 |
35 |
26 |
8 |
1 |
1800 |
So... Do you like a guy with a big umbrella??? |
1.2857 |
0.08694 |
28 |
20 |
8 |
0 |
1801 |
It comfortably stands two families of six. |
1.2857 |
0.08765 |
35 |
26 |
8 |
1 |
1802 |
You said our umbrella coverage policy should be bigger. |
1.2857 |
0.09677 |
35 |
27 |
6 |
2 |
1803 |
I like to do a little something for the homeless. |
1.2857 |
0.11281 |
35 |
29 |
2 |
4 |
1804 |
I crowd sourced it. |
1.2857 |
0.09677 |
35 |
27 |
6 |
2 |
1805 |
Don't complain at least the rent is cheap. |
1.2857 |
0.08765 |
35 |
26 |
8 |
1 |
1806 |
But it's the smallest they had at CostCo. |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
28 |
21 |
6 |
1 |
1807 |
You wouldn't believe how fat I was. |
1.2857 |
0.08765 |
35 |
26 |
8 |
1 |
1808 |
I know, this umbrella makes my hands look smaller. But don't read anything into that. |
1.2857 |
0.08765 |
35 |
26 |
8 |
1 |
1809 |
Hopefully your mother fits under this one |
1.2857 |
0.08544 |
42 |
32 |
8 |
2 |
1810 |
I think he was overcompensating for his small rain jacket |
1.2857 |
0.08765 |
35 |
26 |
8 |
1 |
1811 |
I DONT CARE WHAT SIR WALTER RALEIGH DID, WALK AROUND IT. |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
28 |
21 |
6 |
1 |
1812 |
Need a lift? I'm leaving with the next gust of wind. |
1.2857 |
0.08765 |
35 |
26 |
8 |
1 |
1813 |
Picked it up at Neiman Marcus; Dallas. |
1.2857 |
0.09677 |
35 |
27 |
6 |
2 |
1814 |
I guarantee you there’s no problem, I guarantee it. |
1.2857 |
0.09199 |
42 |
33 |
6 |
3 |
1815 |
Those other ones are for mini golfers. |
1.2857 |
0.08544 |
42 |
32 |
8 |
2 |
1816 |
It makes my hands look small? |
1.2857 |
0.09677 |
35 |
27 |
6 |
2 |
1817 |
Call me crazy, but I have a cousin who lost an eye under his moderately sized umbrella. |
1.2857 |
0.09677 |
35 |
27 |
6 |
2 |
1818 |
Mother says I'm compensating. |
1.2857 |
0.09677 |
35 |
27 |
6 |
2 |
1819 |
Politically speaking, I'm a big tent sort of guy. |
1.2857 |
0.09677 |
35 |
27 |
6 |
2 |
1820 |
What?! It's my TRUMPbrella |
1.2857 |
0.08765 |
35 |
26 |
8 |
1 |
1821 |
Our deluxe model doubles as a life raft |
1.2857 |
0.09677 |
35 |
27 |
6 |
2 |
1822 |
Screw that 'let a smile be your umbrella' crap. |
1.2857 |
0.08765 |
35 |
26 |
8 |
1 |
1823 |
I can't offer you happiness or financial security, but at least you'll always be dry. |
1.2857 |
0.09677 |
35 |
27 |
6 |
2 |
1824 |
I didn't have a golden parachute.... |
1.2857 |
0.08765 |
35 |
26 |
8 |
1 |
1825 |
Yes it can be difficult in a wind. |
1.2857 |
0.08765 |
35 |
26 |
8 |
1 |
1826 |
Don't worry, I've got you covered. |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
28 |
21 |
6 |
1 |
1827 |
I got it as part of my severance from that insurance company I used to work for. |
1.2857 |
0.08765 |
35 |
26 |
8 |
1 |
1828 |
Are we going to Costcos or Sam's Club? |
1.2857 |
0.09677 |
35 |
27 |
6 |
2 |
1829 |
Uber always charges me extra. |
1.2857 |
0.07748 |
35 |
25 |
10 |
0 |
1830 |
And it's piano proof. |
1.2857 |
0.10509 |
35 |
28 |
4 |
3 |
1831 |
We are the one percent, prepared for the ninety-nine percent chance of rain. |
1.2857 |
0.10509 |
35 |
28 |
4 |
3 |
1832 |
My insurance broker recommended a bigger umbrella. |
1.2857 |
0.08765 |
35 |
26 |
8 |
1 |
1833 |
Why yes, I am in the Insurance business. Why do you ask? |
1.2857 |
0.09677 |
35 |
27 |
6 |
2 |
1834 |
Just want to make sure we're covered. |
1.2857 |
0.10509 |
35 |
28 |
4 |
3 |
1835 |
The only thing I have to worry about, is the wind. |
1.2857 |
0.07748 |
35 |
25 |
10 |
0 |
1836 |
Mr Trump loaned it to me. |
1.2857 |
0.09677 |
35 |
27 |
6 |
2 |
1837 |
I lost quite a bit of weight. |
1.2857 |
0.08765 |
35 |
26 |
8 |
1 |
1838 |
Unfortunately, it works better during a sprinkle - I've learned not to use it during a hurricane. |
1.2857 |
0.10509 |
35 |
28 |
4 |
3 |
1839 |
In some cases, size does matter. |
1.2857 |
0.08765 |
35 |
26 |
8 |
1 |
1840 |
Whaddaya mean, I always overdo it. |
1.2857 |
0.10509 |
35 |
28 |
4 |
3 |
1841 |
We're way ahead of the curve on climate change. |
1.2857 |
0.08765 |
35 |
26 |
8 |
1 |
1842 |
I think it's your turn to hold the umbrella for a few hours. |
1.2857 |
0.08765 |
35 |
26 |
8 |
1 |
1843 |
I just love my new umbrella policy!! |
1.2857 |
0.09677 |
35 |
27 |
6 |
2 |
1844 |
The others should be along any second. |
1.2857 |
0.09677 |
35 |
27 |
6 |
2 |
1845 |
My smile wasn't getting the job done. |
1.2857 |
0.09677 |
35 |
27 |
6 |
2 |
1846 |
It was a Door Prize at the Paul Bunyon Golf Outting |
1.2857 |
0.10509 |
35 |
28 |
4 |
3 |
1847 |
Not sure this justifies our higher insurance premium. |
1.2857 |
0.07055 |
42 |
30 |
12 |
0 |
1848 |
That was a great lunch, but don't you think the food portions in America are just way out of hand? |
1.2857 |
0.11336 |
28 |
22 |
4 |
2 |
1849 |
I thought I was buying insurance |
1.2857 |
0.08765 |
35 |
26 |
8 |
1 |
1850 |
You should see my toothpicks. |
1.2830 |
0.08249 |
53 |
42 |
7 |
4 |
1851 |
I took out the comprehensive umbrella policy. |
1.2826 |
0.08605 |
46 |
36 |
7 |
3 |
1852 |
the policy said extended umbrella coverage |
1.2821 |
0.08960 |
39 |
30 |
7 |
2 |
1853 |
You wanted the best coverage for a rainy day. |
1.2821 |
0.09684 |
39 |
31 |
5 |
3 |
1854 |
The forecast called for rain with a chance of Trump. |
1.2821 |
0.10357 |
39 |
32 |
3 |
4 |
1855 |
I recently lost a LOT of weight. |
1.2821 |
0.08172 |
39 |
29 |
9 |
1 |
1856 |
Where's the rest of your group? |
1.2821 |
0.08172 |
39 |
29 |
9 |
1 |
1857 |
It was a gift from Mr. Trump. |
1.2812 |
0.09240 |
32 |
24 |
7 |
1 |
1858 |
It's called a crowd pleaser. |
1.2812 |
0.09240 |
32 |
24 |
7 |
1 |
1859 |
Revolving doors can be a little tricky, but it’s got an inflatable airbag for falling pianos. |
1.2812 |
0.11211 |
32 |
26 |
3 |
3 |
1860 |
They said there'd be a big storm today. |
1.2812 |
0.10273 |
32 |
25 |
5 |
2 |
1861 |
I used to be very close to Chris Christie. |
1.2812 |
0.10273 |
32 |
25 |
5 |
2 |
1862 |
Can you grab this? I want to be a gentleman and carry you over the puddle. |
1.2812 |
0.09240 |
32 |
24 |
7 |
1 |
1863 |
I'm picking up two more people. |
1.2812 |
0.08075 |
32 |
23 |
9 |
0 |
1864 |
You know what they say about a man with a big umbrella... |
1.2812 |
0.10273 |
32 |
25 |
5 |
2 |
1865 |
In the worse case scenario, it doubles as a life boat. |
1.2812 |
0.09240 |
32 |
24 |
7 |
1 |
1866 |
It's an alpha umbrella |
1.2812 |
0.09240 |
32 |
24 |
7 |
1 |
1867 |
And when you press this button it turns into a waterbed! |
1.2812 |
0.10273 |
32 |
25 |
5 |
2 |
1868 |
If it rains harder I'll get out my really big umbrella. |
1.2812 |
0.09240 |
32 |
24 |
7 |
1 |
1869 |
I can host up to nine clients with my Uberella. |
1.2812 |
0.11211 |
32 |
26 |
3 |
3 |
1870 |
In live in Manhattan so I can't overcompensate with a sports car. |
1.2812 |
0.10273 |
32 |
25 |
5 |
2 |
1871 |
I work in insurance. |
1.2812 |
0.10273 |
32 |
25 |
5 |
2 |
1872 |
The existential uncertainty used to bother me. But now, I control the weather. |
1.2812 |
0.11211 |
32 |
26 |
3 |
3 |
1873 |
It's ten minutes from public transportation and rents for $3,500 a month -- a frank bargain for a wall-less studio in any part of Manhattan. |
1.2812 |
0.10273 |
32 |
25 |
5 |
2 |
1874 |
Enough already! I can't sing and I can't dance. |
1.2812 |
0.10273 |
32 |
25 |
5 |
2 |
1875 |
I'm compensating. |
1.2812 |
0.09240 |
32 |
24 |
7 |
1 |
1876 |
I crowd funded it. |
1.2812 |
0.09240 |
32 |
24 |
7 |
1 |
1877 |
There's no deductible with this coverage. |
1.2812 |
0.10273 |
32 |
25 |
5 |
2 |
1878 |
It's for when it's raining cats and dogs. |
1.2812 |
0.10273 |
32 |
25 |
5 |
2 |
1879 |
I got it at a big box store. |
1.2800 |
0.12275 |
25 |
20 |
3 |
2 |
1880 |
Honey, I signed up on shareyourumbrella.com and we are picking up another couple on 14st and 7th. |
1.2800 |
0.09165 |
25 |
18 |
7 |
0 |
1881 |
They only had the Texas size left in stock |
1.2800 |
0.12275 |
25 |
20 |
3 |
2 |
1882 |
My rainy day fund is even bigger. |
1.2800 |
0.10832 |
25 |
19 |
5 |
1 |
1883 |
On weekends, I lead huge tour groups. |
1.2800 |
0.09165 |
25 |
18 |
7 |
0 |
1884 |
It's really great for widespread rain. |
1.2791 |
0.06921 |
43 |
31 |
12 |
0 |
1885 |
You don't look quite the way I'd pictured you. |
1.2791 |
0.09007 |
43 |
34 |
6 |
3 |
1886 |
I never liked the idea of a satellite 'pinpointing' me. |
1.2778 |
0.10244 |
36 |
29 |
4 |
3 |
1887 |
So, how many children do you want to have? |
1.2778 |
0.09437 |
36 |
28 |
6 |
2 |
1888 |
Now are you glad I shop at Costco? |
1.2778 |
0.08555 |
36 |
27 |
8 |
1 |
1889 |
Not what I had in mind when I signed up for a group coverage plan. |
1.2778 |
0.08555 |
36 |
27 |
8 |
1 |
1890 |
This is my way of reaching out. |
1.2778 |
0.08555 |
36 |
27 |
8 |
1 |
1891 |
The weather forecast called for drizzle. I left the big one at home. |
1.2778 |
0.09437 |
36 |
28 |
6 |
2 |
1892 |
There's a happy hour with HUGE pina coladas at the bar around the corner. |
1.2778 |
0.09437 |
36 |
28 |
6 |
2 |
1893 |
Look on the bright side Phyllis, at least it's not windy. |
1.2778 |
0.09437 |
36 |
28 |
6 |
2 |
1894 |
My therapist thinks I'm overcompensating; on the bright side, this was less expensive than a Porsche. |
1.2778 |
0.09437 |
36 |
28 |
6 |
2 |
1895 |
it's pretty great until the wind picks up. |
1.2778 |
0.08555 |
36 |
27 |
8 |
1 |
1896 |
Gene Kelly would not like it. |
1.2778 |
0.07571 |
36 |
26 |
10 |
0 |
1897 |
Put the look away, your weight has nothing to do with it. |
1.2778 |
0.09437 |
36 |
28 |
6 |
2 |
1898 |
Stop giving me that look. The umbrella was on sale at Costco. |
1.2778 |
0.08555 |
36 |
27 |
8 |
1 |
1899 |
We were smart not to bring the big umbrella. |
1.2778 |
0.07571 |
36 |
26 |
10 |
0 |
1900 |
Into each life some rain must fall, but not if I can help it. |
1.2778 |
0.08555 |
36 |
27 |
8 |
1 |
1901 |
You come here often. |
1.2778 |
0.08555 |
36 |
27 |
8 |
1 |
1902 |
You've been shopping at CostCo again, haven't you? |
1.2778 |
0.08555 |
36 |
27 |
8 |
1 |
1903 |
We're the country's biggest umbrella importer. |
1.2778 |
0.08555 |
36 |
27 |
8 |
1 |
1904 |
What'll we do with this damn thing when it stops. |
1.2778 |
0.09437 |
36 |
28 |
6 |
2 |
1905 |
Just think of it as the poor man's golden parachute. |
1.2778 |
0.08555 |
36 |
27 |
8 |
1 |
1906 |
If it stays this way for four hours, I'm supposed to call a meteorologist |
1.2778 |
0.10244 |
36 |
29 |
4 |
3 |
1907 |
I brought some extra protection. |
1.2778 |
0.08555 |
36 |
27 |
8 |
1 |
1908 |
It not only doubles as a Kayak, and deflects UV Rays, it also has as parachute capabilities which are quite robust. |
1.2778 |
0.09437 |
36 |
28 |
6 |
2 |
1909 |
It also repels drones |
1.2778 |
0.08555 |
36 |
27 |
8 |
1 |
1910 |
It was a steal at the patio sale. |
1.2778 |
0.09437 |
36 |
28 |
6 |
2 |
1911 |
You should see the size of my rubbers. |
1.2778 |
0.10991 |
36 |
30 |
2 |
4 |
1912 |
How do I know that you like me for me? |
1.2778 |
0.08555 |
36 |
27 |
8 |
1 |
1913 |
If it clears up there's always the beach. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
1914 |
My ark is in the shop. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
1915 |
I'm wearing cashmere. |
1.2750 |
0.07996 |
40 |
30 |
9 |
1 |
1916 |
We'll be okay as long as the wind doesn't come up. |
1.2750 |
0.07996 |
40 |
30 |
9 |
1 |
1917 |
I used to shop at Big and Tall. |
1.2727 |
0.09993 |
33 |
26 |
5 |
2 |
1918 |
It's for presidential candidates who need to compensate for small hands. |
1.2727 |
0.08996 |
33 |
25 |
7 |
1 |
1919 |
Trump has got one almost as big. |
1.2727 |
0.08996 |
33 |
25 |
7 |
1 |
1920 |
When you're a rain-maker you've gotta be prepared. |
1.2727 |
0.09993 |
33 |
26 |
5 |
2 |
1921 |
I think we should downgrade to something more sustainable. |
1.2727 |
0.09993 |
33 |
26 |
5 |
2 |
1922 |
I wanted to be prepared for cats and dogs. |
1.2727 |
0.10900 |
33 |
27 |
3 |
3 |
1923 |
I love how the rain clears the streets |
1.2727 |
0.09993 |
33 |
26 |
5 |
2 |
1924 |
Got it from some guy named Noah. he said he didn't need it anymore. |
1.2727 |
0.08996 |
33 |
25 |
7 |
1 |
1925 |
I'm voting for Hillary. Isn't that enough? |
1.2727 |
0.08996 |
33 |
25 |
7 |
1 |
1926 |
It was supposed to rain today. |
1.2727 |
0.08996 |
33 |
25 |
7 |
1 |
1927 |
I'm not that popular. |
1.2727 |
0.08996 |
33 |
25 |
7 |
1 |
1928 |
It's a leftover from the Obama campaigns. I asked for a smaller one, but they said "Sorry, everyone should be covered." |
1.2727 |
0.09993 |
33 |
26 |
5 |
2 |
1929 |
I told you this universal coverage would come in handy on rainy days. |
1.2727 |
0.08996 |
33 |
25 |
7 |
1 |
1930 |
The salesgirl talked me into the jumbrella |
1.2727 |
0.08996 |
33 |
25 |
7 |
1 |
1931 |
I want to be as inclusive as possible. |
1.2727 |
0.07873 |
33 |
24 |
9 |
0 |
1932 |
Yeah, but it does allow me to say "colossal bumbershoot" a lot. |
1.2727 |
0.10900 |
33 |
27 |
3 |
3 |
1933 |
Acid rain is making a comeback. |
1.2727 |
0.07873 |
33 |
24 |
9 |
0 |
1934 |
My therapist says I am overcompensating for a poor, self body image. |
1.2727 |
0.07873 |
33 |
24 |
9 |
0 |
1935 |
I have substantial umbrella coverage but hurricane coverage costs extra |
1.2727 |
0.10900 |
33 |
27 |
3 |
3 |
1936 |
Size doesn't matter, right? |
1.2727 |
0.08996 |
33 |
25 |
7 |
1 |
1937 |
I have a really small...policy. |
1.2727 |
0.08823 |
44 |
35 |
6 |
3 |
1938 |
Uber started an umbrella sharing service. |
1.2727 |
0.09993 |
33 |
26 |
5 |
2 |
1939 |
...and that puddle is exactly why I said you should have worn your rain boots. |
1.2727 |
0.09993 |
33 |
26 |
5 |
2 |
1940 |
I'm aquaphobic. What's your phobia? |
1.2727 |
0.08996 |
33 |
25 |
7 |
1 |
1941 |
*I guess you know I'm an undercover agent.* |
1.2727 |
0.08996 |
33 |
25 |
7 |
1 |
1942 |
Sorry there is only room for one |
1.2727 |
0.10900 |
33 |
27 |
3 |
3 |
1943 |
It Gets Good Mileage When The Wind Kicks Up |
1.2727 |
0.08996 |
33 |
25 |
7 |
1 |
1944 |
I bet you're glad now that I got that extra umbrella coverage from our insurance agent. |
1.2727 |
0.08996 |
33 |
25 |
7 |
1 |
1945 |
I'm not sure when Trump started selling umbrellas. |
1.2727 |
0.09993 |
33 |
26 |
5 |
2 |
1946 |
Supercalifragilistic that baby! |
1.2727 |
0.08996 |
33 |
25 |
7 |
1 |
1947 |
It's not quite the umbrella account I was hoping for. |
1.2727 |
0.08996 |
33 |
25 |
7 |
1 |
1948 |
I'm having a great hair day. |
1.2727 |
0.09993 |
33 |
26 |
5 |
2 |
1949 |
It came with my umbrella policy. |
1.2727 |
0.09993 |
33 |
26 |
5 |
2 |
1950 |
What color is YOUR umbrella? |
1.2727 |
0.08996 |
33 |
25 |
7 |
1 |
1951 |
It's also a great tax shelter |
1.2727 |
0.08996 |
33 |
25 |
7 |
1 |
1952 |
It was found in the Ark's emergency kit. |
1.2727 |
0.09993 |
33 |
26 |
5 |
2 |
1953 |
It complicates my Gene Kelly impersonation. |
1.2727 |
0.09993 |
33 |
26 |
5 |
2 |
1954 |
I got it at the Republican Party "Discontinued Strategies" outlet. |
1.2727 |
0.08996 |
33 |
25 |
7 |
1 |
1955 |
No, really. I'm ready to start a family now. |
1.2727 |
0.09993 |
33 |
26 |
5 |
2 |
1956 |
It has nothing to do with the size of my fingers. |
1.2727 |
0.09993 |
33 |
26 |
5 |
2 |
1957 |
My head used to be much larger. |
1.2727 |
0.10900 |
33 |
27 |
3 |
3 |
1958 |
Well--I couldn't afford a golden parachute. |
1.2727 |
0.09993 |
33 |
26 |
5 |
2 |
1959 |
My insurance agent included it as part of my extended coverage plan. |
1.2727 |
0.09993 |
33 |
26 |
5 |
2 |
1960 |
It came with my martini Venti. |
1.2727 |
0.09993 |
33 |
26 |
5 |
2 |
1961 |
Your health care provider sent me. |
1.2727 |
0.08996 |
33 |
25 |
7 |
1 |
1962 |
You know what they say?...the bigger the umbrella... |
1.2727 |
0.09993 |
33 |
26 |
5 |
2 |
1963 |
At the Gulliver Store, why? |
1.2727 |
0.09993 |
33 |
26 |
5 |
2 |
1964 |
I know, but the forecast called for wide-spread rain. |
1.2727 |
0.09993 |
33 |
26 |
5 |
2 |
1965 |
Mother got it from our patio, added her cane, and said, "Go find a good woman who wants to be protected." |
1.2727 |
0.08996 |
33 |
25 |
7 |
1 |
1966 |
I got it in Dallas. |
1.2727 |
0.09993 |
33 |
26 |
5 |
2 |
1967 |
Yes, I do believe it's possible to find love in the age of Global Warming. |
1.2727 |
0.09993 |
33 |
26 |
5 |
2 |
1968 |
'Meteor shower tonight' |
1.2727 |
0.08996 |
33 |
25 |
7 |
1 |
1969 |
Hey, just because Shark Tank wasn't interested doesn't mean it's not a great product. |
1.2727 |
0.08996 |
33 |
25 |
7 |
1 |
1970 |
It's a crowd pleaser, but I worry about the wind. |
1.2727 |
0.08996 |
33 |
25 |
7 |
1 |
1971 |
I got it on eBay -- Trump's childhood umbrella. |
1.2727 |
0.09993 |
33 |
26 |
5 |
2 |
1972 |
How did you guess I was a tour guide? |
1.2727 |
0.09993 |
33 |
26 |
5 |
2 |
1973 |
Some guy was selling Yooooge Umbrellas outside the Trump Plaza. |
1.2727 |
0.08996 |
33 |
25 |
7 |
1 |
1974 |
It's my umbrella umbrella. |
1.2727 |
0.10900 |
33 |
27 |
3 |
3 |
1975 |
It's part of the Trump collection. |
1.2727 |
0.08996 |
33 |
25 |
7 |
1 |
1976 |
We anticipate a large family. |
1.2703 |
0.09209 |
37 |
29 |
6 |
2 |
1977 |
I told you that discount patio furniture would come in handy some day! |
1.2703 |
0.07402 |
37 |
27 |
10 |
0 |
1978 |
It's the next best thing to a golden parachute. |
1.2683 |
0.07828 |
41 |
31 |
9 |
1 |
1979 |
What? I'm heavier than Mary Poppins. Need more updraft. |
1.2683 |
0.08571 |
41 |
32 |
7 |
2 |
1980 |
We can take turns holding it if you want. |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
1981 |
Is it true that women can judge the size of a man's hand by the size of his umbrella? |
1.2667 |
0.11679 |
30 |
25 |
2 |
3 |
1982 |
They give you this with the million dollar policy. |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
1983 |
I'm working on a TV treatment called "The Flying Actuary." |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
1984 |
Well, you know what they say, big hands, big umbrella. |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
1985 |
I did not realize it was for group coverage. |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
1986 |
Why yes, I was a paratrooper. |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
1987 |
...and I'm gonna make the raindrops pay for it. |
1.2667 |
0.08040 |
45 |
35 |
8 |
2 |
1988 |
I bought it at a photographer's estate sale. |
1.2667 |
0.08212 |
30 |
22 |
8 |
0 |
1989 |
Your mother thinks I exaggerate my income, too. |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
1990 |
It's my insurance policy; it covers everything. |
1.2667 |
0.08212 |
30 |
22 |
8 |
0 |
1991 |
If you walk six steps ahead so I can't hear your whining, you'll still stay dry. |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
1992 |
The life vests are in my briefcase. |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
1993 |
You're not impressing anyone with that thing |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
1994 |
I don't have many friends. I thought I'd try a different mousetrap. |
1.2647 |
0.10605 |
34 |
28 |
3 |
3 |
1995 |
I'm waiting for the flash mob. |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
1996 |
I contain multitudes. |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
1997 |
Why aren't there any other pedestrians on his side of the street? |
1.2647 |
0.09728 |
34 |
27 |
5 |
2 |
1998 |
If it gets too rainy, we have a boat. |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
1999 |
All us actuaries carry these risk-reducer models. |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
2000 |
If the wind starts to blow I will have to give you a very quick good by kiss. |
1.2647 |
0.07680 |
34 |
25 |
9 |
0 |
2001 |
How do you feel about the New Yorker using crowd sourcing to judge the caption contest? |
1.2647 |
0.10605 |
34 |
28 |
3 |
3 |
2002 |
Yes dear, this umbrella does make your rear look smaller. |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
2003 |
Bought it on the net – good for crowd sourcing. |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
2004 |
Excuse me, ma'am, did I say you could stand under my umbrella? |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
2005 |
I like to cover all bases! |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
2006 |
I decided to expand my umbrella policy. |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
2007 |
It came free with the Barrel Mai Tai. |
1.2647 |
0.09728 |
34 |
27 |
5 |
2 |
2008 |
I was expecting a bigger storm. |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
2009 |
Maybe it's time to downsize. |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
2010 |
The boss said we're now part of a large umbrella organization. |
1.2647 |
0.10605 |
34 |
28 |
3 |
3 |
2011 |
This is a crowdfunded umbrella. |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
2012 |
John, you don't need to prove anything. |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
2013 |
It's a problem getting into a cab. |
1.2647 |
0.10605 |
34 |
28 |
3 |
3 |
2014 |
Because the rain refuses to get smaller. |
1.2647 |
0.09728 |
34 |
27 |
5 |
2 |
2015 |
My Ex-wife was quite large. |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
2016 |
Glad I could help, but I'm waiting for the yoga class to let out. |
1.2647 |
0.09728 |
34 |
27 |
5 |
2 |
2017 |
I valeted at a weight-loss spa. |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
2018 |
Mary Poppins should'a had one of these babies!!! |
1.2647 |
0.09728 |
34 |
27 |
5 |
2 |
2019 |
Well you did say last night that you wished I had a really big one. |
1.2647 |
0.10605 |
34 |
28 |
3 |
3 |
2020 |
It's one of the benefits for working for Traveler's Insurance. |
1.2647 |
0.07680 |
34 |
25 |
9 |
0 |
2021 |
This thing will blow you away! |
1.2647 |
0.07680 |
34 |
25 |
9 |
0 |
2022 |
I opted for the umbrella coverage this year. |
1.2647 |
0.09728 |
34 |
27 |
5 |
2 |
2023 |
Everything at my bank is too big to fail. |
1.2647 |
0.07680 |
34 |
25 |
9 |
0 |
2024 |
Well honey, you thought my Urban Sombrero was too brash... |
1.2647 |
0.09728 |
34 |
27 |
5 |
2 |
2025 |
I once worked in a lab. I spilled Growth Hormone all over my briefcase. |
1.2647 |
0.10605 |
34 |
28 |
3 |
3 |
2026 |
It's a Christo and Jeanne-Claude reject. |
1.2647 |
0.10605 |
34 |
28 |
3 |
3 |
2027 |
And on windy days, I don't need a taxi at all. |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
2028 |
I've lost a few pounds since I bought it. |
1.2647 |
0.10605 |
34 |
28 |
3 |
3 |
2029 |
This is good! We will never be under the weather. |
1.2647 |
0.09728 |
34 |
27 |
5 |
2 |
2030 |
It's one of the neat things about having a brother-in-law who's a mortician." |
1.2647 |
0.09728 |
34 |
27 |
5 |
2 |
2031 |
Donald Trump gave it to me. Seems it wasn't big enough to fit his ego. |
1.2647 |
0.09728 |
34 |
27 |
5 |
2 |
2032 |
It has nothing to do with my manhood. |
1.2647 |
0.09728 |
34 |
27 |
5 |
2 |
2033 |
Yeah, I bought it in Texas. |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
2034 |
The guy sold me on global warming. |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
2035 |
People think I'm shady. |
1.2647 |
0.07680 |
34 |
25 |
9 |
0 |
2036 |
I got it at a discount from Costco. |
1.2647 |
0.10605 |
34 |
28 |
3 |
3 |
2037 |
I plan to sell ad space on it and under it. |
1.2647 |
0.07680 |
34 |
25 |
9 |
0 |
2038 |
It used to belong to Donald Trump |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
2039 |
You actually expect me to walk you somewhere? |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
2040 |
You should see it folded up. |
1.2647 |
0.10605 |
34 |
28 |
3 |
3 |
2041 |
My insurance agent suggested I purchase an umbrella policy that would cover most anything. |
1.2647 |
0.09728 |
34 |
27 |
5 |
2 |
2042 |
I told you we'd get get our money's worth from our new patio furniture. |
1.2647 |
0.09728 |
34 |
27 |
5 |
2 |
2043 |
Since we're being honest, I should also probably tell you that I never liked pina coladas. |
1.2647 |
0.09728 |
34 |
27 |
5 |
2 |
2044 |
I'm hoping for a big wind on the commute home |
1.2647 |
0.07680 |
34 |
25 |
9 |
0 |
2045 |
It seems a bit much now that the elephant act is gone. |
1.2647 |
0.10605 |
34 |
28 |
3 |
3 |
2046 |
I've recently lost weight. |
1.2647 |
0.07680 |
34 |
25 |
9 |
0 |
2047 |
Sing all you want, but I'm staying dry ! |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
2048 |
"I don't know, I just got tired of being referred to as a wet blanket". |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
2049 |
I'm polyamorous. |
1.2647 |
0.09728 |
34 |
27 |
5 |
2 |
2050 |
I ordered an uber convertible. |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
2051 |
All it takes is anything above a zephyr and I've got my Mary Poppins moment. |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
2052 |
My mother gave it to me. |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
2053 |
It sells more policies than rolling out the coffin. |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
2054 |
When is your mother meeting us? |
1.2647 |
0.09728 |
34 |
27 |
5 |
2 |
2055 |
It belongs to my big brother. |
1.2647 |
0.09728 |
34 |
27 |
5 |
2 |
2056 |
Small hands. |
1.2647 |
0.09728 |
34 |
27 |
5 |
2 |
2057 |
What? My agent told me I needed comprehensive umbrella coverage. |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
2058 |
It's a golf thing, you wouldn't understand. |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
2059 |
They say it's made from the belly of a whale. |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
2060 |
It was on sale. |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
2061 |
The guy told me it was cats and dogs proof. |
1.2647 |
0.09728 |
34 |
27 |
5 |
2 |
2062 |
Miss, mind laying down your coat? |
1.2647 |
0.10605 |
34 |
28 |
3 |
3 |
2063 |
I said get us a large umbrella insurance policy! |
1.2647 |
0.09728 |
34 |
27 |
5 |
2 |
2064 |
Even our umbrella is 'too big to fail'! |
1.2647 |
0.07680 |
34 |
25 |
9 |
0 |
2065 |
I'm hydrophobic. |
1.2647 |
0.09728 |
34 |
27 |
5 |
2 |
2066 |
My friends say I'm risk-averse. I personally don't see it. |
1.2647 |
0.07680 |
34 |
25 |
9 |
0 |
2067 |
When I bought it there were seventeen Republican candidates. |
1.2647 |
0.09728 |
34 |
27 |
5 |
2 |
2068 |
Army Surplus, why do you ask? |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
2069 |
Got it from Trump. |
1.2647 |
0.09728 |
34 |
27 |
5 |
2 |
2070 |
What's wrong in preparing for the worst case scenario? |
1.2647 |
0.07680 |
34 |
25 |
9 |
0 |
2071 |
It's an El Niño special |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
2072 |
Used to be my big smile was enough . |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
2073 |
They said it was raining cats and dogs. |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
2074 |
Honestly, it looked much cooler in the Hammacher Schlemmer catalog. |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
2075 |
Haven't you heard of El Niño? |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
2076 |
"You can stand under my umbrella...Ella...Ella...Ella...Ella...Ella...Ella...Ella...Ella...Ella...Ella...Ella...Ella...Ella...Ella...Ella...Ella... |
1.2647 |
0.10605 |
34 |
28 |
3 |
3 |
2077 |
It's the global warming model. It doubles as a boat when sea levels rise too high. |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
2078 |
It's from our patio. |
1.2647 |
0.09728 |
34 |
27 |
5 |
2 |
2079 |
It's called a portable awning. |
1.2647 |
0.09728 |
34 |
27 |
5 |
2 |
2080 |
You can call it over-compensation. I call it prudence. |
1.2647 |
0.07680 |
34 |
25 |
9 |
0 |
2081 |
I bought it with my rainy day fund. |
1.2647 |
0.07680 |
34 |
25 |
9 |
0 |
2082 |
I had that lap-band procedure. |
1.2647 |
0.07680 |
34 |
25 |
9 |
0 |
2083 |
With EL NINO you need more than a song! |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
2084 |
It protects us from rain, pigeon droppings and your stray unfulfilled stockbroker. |
1.2632 |
0.08992 |
38 |
30 |
6 |
2 |
2085 |
I also where suspenders and a belt. |
1.2632 |
0.09751 |
38 |
31 |
4 |
3 |
2086 |
Apparently when they advertised 'protection against all storms', they weren't considering those within our relationship |
1.2632 |
0.08992 |
38 |
30 |
6 |
2 |
2087 |
What are you compensating for with that umbrella? |
1.2632 |
0.09751 |
38 |
31 |
4 |
3 |
2088 |
The forecast was for scattered showers. |
1.2632 |
0.07239 |
38 |
28 |
10 |
0 |
2089 |
You should look into an umbrella policy. |
1.2632 |
0.08992 |
38 |
30 |
6 |
2 |
2090 |
A YUGE storm is brewing. |
1.2619 |
0.08389 |
42 |
33 |
7 |
2 |
2091 |
Into each life a little rain must fall....but no you have to go overboard. |
1.2609 |
0.07885 |
46 |
36 |
8 |
2 |
2092 |
I thought "supersize me" was a good idea at the time. |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2093 |
It's part of the mid-life crisis collection. |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2094 |
It's a rugby umbrella |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2095 |
No honey, it's not because I think you're fat. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2096 |
Amazon Prime umbrella. |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2097 |
I bought it from Kim Kardashian’s umbrella guy. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2098 |
I keep it on the patio table at home. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2099 |
I picked it up at a rally for a guy who said, "It's gonna be huge!" |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2100 |
It's called a Big Ass Umbrella |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2101 |
Overcompensating for what? |
1.2581 |
0.09237 |
31 |
24 |
6 |
1 |
2102 |
The insurance broker said we need umbrella coverage for the whole family |
1.2581 |
0.09237 |
31 |
24 |
6 |
1 |
2103 |
Yeah, maybe, but I forgot my hat and galoshes. |
1.2581 |
0.09237 |
31 |
24 |
6 |
1 |
2104 |
Look at it this way, I get to meet you, talk to you, and you don't have to stand too close. |
1.2581 |
0.10336 |
31 |
25 |
4 |
2 |
2105 |
I got it when I signed up for an umbrella insurance policy. |
1.2581 |
0.07989 |
31 |
23 |
8 |
0 |
2106 |
I think our shelter needs are covered now. |
1.2581 |
0.09237 |
31 |
24 |
6 |
1 |
2107 |
I picked it up from Boeing's new Mary Poppins division. |
1.2581 |
0.10336 |
31 |
25 |
4 |
2 |
2108 |
I know, I know... It's huuuuuuuuge |
1.2581 |
0.07989 |
31 |
23 |
8 |
0 |
2109 |
Look what I bought at Noahs garage sale |
1.2581 |
0.10336 |
31 |
25 |
4 |
2 |
2110 |
Got it a dollar store. Great bargain! |
1.2581 |
0.10336 |
31 |
25 |
4 |
2 |
2111 |
Umbrella coverage |
1.2581 |
0.10336 |
31 |
25 |
4 |
2 |
2112 |
It's a Duck-umbrell-AH. Flip it over and it becomes a rowboat. |
1.2581 |
0.10336 |
31 |
25 |
4 |
2 |
2113 |
Well, I REALLY wish it was "Self Opening". |
1.2581 |
0.09237 |
31 |
24 |
6 |
1 |
2114 |
The whole point is --not-- to be seen from space. |
1.2581 |
0.09237 |
31 |
24 |
6 |
1 |
2115 |
He referred to my umbrella, 'if it's small, something else must be small.' I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee." |
1.2581 |
0.10336 |
31 |
25 |
4 |
2 |
2116 |
Look at this umbrella. I guarantee you there's no problem. |
1.2581 |
0.07989 |
31 |
23 |
8 |
0 |
2117 |
I invested all of my money into this rainy-day fund. |
1.2581 |
0.09237 |
31 |
24 |
6 |
1 |
2118 |
Do you think they'll all show up? |
1.2581 |
0.09237 |
31 |
24 |
6 |
1 |
2119 |
It's bad luck to open this one outdoors too. |
1.2581 |
0.07989 |
31 |
23 |
8 |
0 |
2120 |
Let's have some people over! |
1.2581 |
0.11329 |
31 |
26 |
2 |
3 |
2121 |
It keeps me from opening it inside. |
1.2581 |
0.09237 |
31 |
24 |
6 |
1 |
2122 |
You know what they say about men who carry big umbrellas... |
1.2581 |
0.09237 |
31 |
24 |
6 |
1 |
2123 |
No honey, I don't think you're fat. Why do you ask? |
1.2581 |
0.09237 |
31 |
24 |
6 |
1 |
2124 |
The salesman said a USB cable is all we need to protect our home network from the cloud. |
1.2581 |
0.09237 |
31 |
24 |
6 |
1 |
2125 |
You wouldn't believe what a bargain this was. |
1.2581 |
0.10336 |
31 |
25 |
4 |
2 |
2126 |
It's a little tricky to carry on the subway. |
1.2581 |
0.07989 |
31 |
23 |
8 |
0 |
2127 |
Trump promises everything will be HUGH, but this is ridiculous. |
1.2581 |
0.11329 |
31 |
26 |
2 |
3 |
2128 |
That's not the only thing that's big. |
1.2581 |
0.10336 |
31 |
25 |
4 |
2 |
2129 |
i need to get a bigger briefcase |
1.2581 |
0.09237 |
31 |
24 |
6 |
1 |
2130 |
Honey, you know the rule; a Goldman partner never takes risk. That's what clients are for. |
1.2581 |
0.07989 |
31 |
23 |
8 |
0 |
2131 |
I borrowed it from Donald Trump's ego |
1.2581 |
0.09237 |
31 |
24 |
6 |
1 |
2132 |
The ambiance sucked, but they serve one hell of a piña colada. |
1.2581 |
0.07989 |
31 |
23 |
8 |
0 |
2133 |
You can get anything at Cosco |
1.2581 |
0.10336 |
31 |
25 |
4 |
2 |
2134 |
I misunderstood the salesman when he said, "All the rain will bounce off this umbrella." |
1.2581 |
0.10336 |
31 |
25 |
4 |
2 |
2135 |
My advisor keeps telling me to increase our umbrella coverage. Just this month we went from parasol to patio. |
1.2581 |
0.10336 |
31 |
25 |
4 |
2 |
2136 |
It does the job, but the wifi is weak. |
1.2581 |
0.09237 |
31 |
24 |
6 |
1 |
2137 |
Given what might happen to us in the future, I thought it would be a good investment. |
1.2581 |
0.09237 |
31 |
24 |
6 |
1 |
2138 |
My taxman says I have to reduce my overhead. |
1.2581 |
0.09237 |
31 |
24 |
6 |
1 |
2139 |
Usually, I wear suspenders with a belt too. |
1.2581 |
0.09237 |
31 |
24 |
6 |
1 |
2140 |
It's big, but it works better than a smile. |
1.2581 |
0.09237 |
31 |
24 |
6 |
1 |
2141 |
What made you think we needed an umbrella for eight? |
1.2581 |
0.10336 |
31 |
25 |
4 |
2 |
2142 |
This umbrella isn't big enough for the two of us. |
1.2581 |
0.10336 |
31 |
25 |
4 |
2 |
2143 |
I had a free choice with a one-year subscription, but I already have a document shredder. |
1.2581 |
0.10336 |
31 |
25 |
4 |
2 |
2144 |
In case there's cats and dogs. |
1.2581 |
0.07989 |
31 |
23 |
8 |
0 |
2145 |
Weird, usually by the time I get to a puddle they are all dried up. |
1.2581 |
0.09237 |
31 |
24 |
6 |
1 |
2146 |
Teddy Roosevelt actually said, "Walk softly and carry a big umbrella". |
1.2581 |
0.09237 |
31 |
24 |
6 |
1 |
2147 |
American? |
1.2581 |
0.11329 |
31 |
26 |
2 |
3 |
2148 |
I need to renegotiate the terms of my umbrella policy with my insurance company. |
1.2571 |
0.10325 |
35 |
29 |
3 |
3 |
2149 |
I've always said speak softly and carry a big umbrella! |
1.2571 |
0.08543 |
35 |
27 |
7 |
1 |
2150 |
It may not fit in my brief case, but with a good, stiff breeze, I can cover ten blocks. |
1.2571 |
0.07495 |
35 |
26 |
9 |
0 |
2151 |
You can stand under my umbrella-ella-ella |
1.2571 |
0.08543 |
35 |
27 |
7 |
1 |
2152 |
It's not rain. It's the tears of the establishment. |
1.2571 |
0.10325 |
35 |
29 |
3 |
3 |
2153 |
It was on sale at Costco. |
1.2571 |
0.08543 |
35 |
27 |
7 |
1 |
2154 |
If the boss tosses me - I've got my parachute. |
1.2571 |
0.09476 |
35 |
28 |
5 |
2 |
2155 |
I used to be a big man in this town. |
1.2571 |
0.09476 |
35 |
28 |
5 |
2 |
2156 |
They said climate change was only gonna get worse, so I upgraded. |
1.2571 |
0.09476 |
35 |
28 |
5 |
2 |
2157 |
I bought it at Andre the Giant's estate sale. |
1.2571 |
0.09476 |
35 |
28 |
5 |
2 |
2158 |
Got it from Christie. |
1.2571 |
0.10325 |
35 |
29 |
3 |
3 |
2159 |
I strive for universal coverage. |
1.2571 |
0.10325 |
35 |
29 |
3 |
3 |
2160 |
I got it online. |
1.2571 |
0.08543 |
35 |
27 |
7 |
1 |
2161 |
And on windy days it's faster than taking I-75. |
1.2571 |
0.09476 |
35 |
28 |
5 |
2 |
2162 |
I compensate in other ways too. |
1.2571 |
0.08543 |
35 |
27 |
7 |
1 |
2163 |
You know what they say about men with big umbrellas......dry wits. |
1.2571 |
0.10325 |
35 |
29 |
3 |
3 |
2164 |
I miss the kids. |
1.2571 |
0.08543 |
35 |
27 |
7 |
1 |
2165 |
I should disclose to you that I'm extremely thorough. |
1.2571 |
0.08543 |
35 |
27 |
7 |
1 |
2166 |
WOW! You do have a big one! |
1.2564 |
0.09522 |
39 |
32 |
4 |
3 |
2167 |
... My last wife was a witch... |
1.2500 |
0.10040 |
32 |
26 |
4 |
2 |
2168 |
I've taken extreme measures to not drip with sarcasm. |
1.2500 |
0.10040 |
32 |
26 |
4 |
2 |
2169 |
You're right, it's not mine! Well, no wonder the waiters put up such a fight! |
1.2500 |
0.08980 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
1 |
2170 |
I need my space....dry, dry space. |
1.2500 |
0.08980 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
1 |
2171 |
But it came with wifi and Bluetooth |
1.2500 |
0.10040 |
32 |
26 |
4 |
2 |
2172 |
I miss Babar. |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
36 |
28 |
7 |
1 |
2173 |
Atkins. |
1.2500 |
0.11061 |
28 |
23 |
3 |
2 |
2174 |
It's manspreading. I walk to work. |
1.2500 |
0.10040 |
32 |
26 |
4 |
2 |
2175 |
Shame it doesn't come in orange. |
1.2500 |
0.10040 |
32 |
26 |
4 |
2 |
2176 |
This way, you can walk a few steps ahead and no one will suspect we're together. |
1.2500 |
0.10040 |
32 |
26 |
4 |
2 |
2177 |
I don't know you, but my psychiatrist said I needed to share something with others. |
1.2500 |
0.10040 |
32 |
26 |
4 |
2 |
2178 |
Your personal umbrella policy protects you from rain but not puddles. |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
28 |
21 |
7 |
0 |
2179 |
It's from my insurance company. |
1.2500 |
0.10040 |
32 |
26 |
4 |
2 |
2180 |
And when its gets windy, I can float home. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
2181 |
I want a divorce, but I don't want to leave you uncovered. |
1.2500 |
0.08980 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
1 |
2182 |
Mine's bigger than his. |
1.2500 |
0.10040 |
32 |
26 |
4 |
2 |
2183 |
I 'm going to the beach later... |
1.2500 |
0.07777 |
32 |
24 |
8 |
0 |
2184 |
I'm so glad I finally went on Aquaphobia.com |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
28 |
21 |
7 |
0 |
2185 |
I've got friends. |
1.2500 |
0.07777 |
32 |
24 |
8 |
0 |
2186 |
I don't want to brag, but did you notice the size of my hands, too? |
1.2500 |
0.10040 |
32 |
26 |
4 |
2 |
2187 |
In case Trump wins. |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
28 |
21 |
7 |
0 |
2188 |
So what makes you think that I work in the insurance business? |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
28 |
21 |
7 |
0 |
2189 |
I need enough room for me and all of my multiple personalities. |
1.2500 |
0.07777 |
32 |
24 |
8 |
0 |
2190 |
He was right - even American umbrellas are Great Again. |
1.2500 |
0.11061 |
28 |
23 |
3 |
2 |
2191 |
Ringling Bros. was having a clearance sale. |
1.2500 |
0.08980 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
1 |
2192 |
I only use it because you bought it for me. |
1.2500 |
0.07777 |
32 |
24 |
8 |
0 |
2193 |
You know what they say about men who have big umbrellas... |
1.2500 |
0.07777 |
32 |
24 |
8 |
0 |
2194 |
I got the largest policy I could afford. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
2195 |
Please make sure to bring your own umbrella is the future. |
1.2500 |
0.08980 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
1 |
2196 |
Call me an idealist. I just want to bring people closer together. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
2197 |
You think this is impressive? I have 17 smoke alarms at home. |
1.2500 |
0.10040 |
32 |
26 |
4 |
2 |
2198 |
It was originally designed for the Wicked Witch of the West. |
1.2500 |
0.10040 |
32 |
26 |
4 |
2 |
2199 |
I couldn't afford my mortgage, so I got this umbrella instead. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
2200 |
Trust me, we'll need it if Trump is elected. |
1.2500 |
0.08980 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
1 |
2201 |
Let it rain. |
1.2500 |
0.10040 |
32 |
26 |
4 |
2 |
2202 |
I have a big-umbrella policy. |
1.2500 |
0.08980 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
1 |
2203 |
I sell insurance. It’s an umbrella policy. |
1.2500 |
0.09029 |
24 |
18 |
6 |
0 |
2204 |
I'm running for mayor and could not afford a big tent. |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
28 |
21 |
7 |
0 |
2205 |
The only downside is the wrath of tall passersby. |
1.2500 |
0.08980 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
1 |
2206 |
Now what, I have to build you a bridge too? |
1.2500 |
0.08980 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
1 |
2207 |
I'm bringing it to the Republican National Convention |
1.2500 |
0.07777 |
32 |
24 |
8 |
0 |
2208 |
How did you know that I came from a really big family |
1.2500 |
0.08980 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
1 |
2209 |
I thought I was ordering a comprehensive insurance policy. |
1.2500 |
0.08980 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
1 |
2210 |
Welcome to Umber. |
1.2500 |
0.10040 |
32 |
26 |
4 |
2 |
2211 |
I kept it from my days as a big tent Republican. |
1.2500 |
0.10040 |
32 |
26 |
4 |
2 |
2212 |
I'm grandiose, NOT overprotective! |
1.2500 |
0.08980 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
1 |
2213 |
I was a boy scout. Be prepared was my motto. |
1.2500 |
0.08980 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
1 |
2214 |
The dealership was out of loan cars, so they gave me this. |
1.2500 |
0.10040 |
32 |
26 |
4 |
2 |
2215 |
Did I activate the home security system before we left? |
1.2500 |
0.08980 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
1 |
2216 |
No, I am NOT overcompensating for something. |
1.2500 |
0.07777 |
32 |
24 |
8 |
0 |
2217 |
My mother always told me to carry an umbrella. And, of course, she was a giant. |
1.2500 |
0.10999 |
32 |
27 |
2 |
3 |
2218 |
10 people signed up for the event I created on Facebook... |
1.2500 |
0.10040 |
32 |
26 |
4 |
2 |
2219 |
These Trump umbrellas really are yuuuuge. |
1.2500 |
0.08980 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
1 |
2220 |
...a close-out sale on patio furniture. All sales were final. |
1.2500 |
0.09237 |
36 |
29 |
5 |
2 |
2221 |
It just dawned on me that we haven't been out for a walk in the rain together since before our gastric bypass surgeries. |
1.2500 |
0.08980 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
1 |
2222 |
My insurance broker says I'm taking the most conservative approach. |
1.2500 |
0.08980 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
1 |
2223 |
I need it for work. I do chalk outlines. |
1.2500 |
0.08980 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
1 |
2224 |
I apologize for being too overprotective. |
1.2500 |
0.09303 |
40 |
33 |
4 |
3 |
2225 |
It's called the Freddie Gray model because it's large, black, and in poor taste. |
1.2500 |
0.10999 |
32 |
27 |
2 |
3 |
2226 |
I've always thought you were a Republican... |
1.2500 |
0.10040 |
32 |
26 |
4 |
2 |
2227 |
There's absolutely no pleasing you. My last umbrella was too small, now.....I give up ! |
1.2500 |
0.10040 |
32 |
26 |
4 |
2 |
2228 |
I got it used from Mary Poppins after she quit as nanny for Octomom. |
1.2500 |
0.08980 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
1 |
2229 |
Sorry babe, I know I can be overprotective. |
1.2500 |
0.11061 |
28 |
23 |
3 |
2 |
2230 |
My OCD is wide-ranging. |
1.2500 |
0.07804 |
40 |
31 |
8 |
1 |
2231 |
I thought you were inviting your friends. |
1.2500 |
0.08980 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
1 |
2232 |
I'm trying to widen my social circle. |
1.2500 |
0.08980 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
1 |
2233 |
They said there's a 40% chance of anvil. |
1.2500 |
0.10040 |
32 |
26 |
4 |
2 |
2234 |
This came in the mail when I signed up for Obama Care. |
1.2500 |
0.10999 |
32 |
27 |
2 |
3 |
2235 |
I got it for two bucks at King Kong's estate sale. |
1.2500 |
0.10040 |
32 |
26 |
4 |
2 |
2236 |
Yes, people certainly do say something about a man who has a big umbrella. |
1.2500 |
0.10999 |
32 |
27 |
2 |
3 |
2237 |
You didn't look as thin on the picture. |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
36 |
28 |
7 |
1 |
2238 |
Do you see the size of these hands? |
1.2500 |
0.08681 |
48 |
40 |
4 |
4 |
2239 |
Do you know why we have trouble getting a taxi? |
1.2500 |
0.08980 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
1 |
2240 |
Now do you understand how I'm going to Make Umbrellas Great Again? |
1.2500 |
0.09237 |
36 |
29 |
5 |
2 |
2241 |
Do you still think we should downsize? |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
2242 |
When I'm outdoors in the rain, that's when I really need my space. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
2243 |
Well it helps with my hydrophobia... plus my biceps are ripped! |
1.2500 |
0.07777 |
32 |
24 |
8 |
0 |
2244 |
I got it at Costco. |
1.2500 |
0.10040 |
32 |
26 |
4 |
2 |
2245 |
So now you know what half a star on Priceline looks like. |
1.2500 |
0.10040 |
32 |
26 |
4 |
2 |
2246 |
Our umbrella policy won't leave you high and dry. |
1.2500 |
0.08980 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
1 |
2247 |
Yea, it was on special at Costco... |
1.2500 |
0.10040 |
32 |
26 |
4 |
2 |
2248 |
You have no idea the pleasures that can be had by saying the hell with everybody else |
1.2500 |
0.08980 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
1 |
2249 |
You should see the size of the drink I got it from. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
2250 |
If we live in Seattle we need more than a tote. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
2251 |
Personal space. |
1.2500 |
0.10040 |
32 |
26 |
4 |
2 |
2252 |
Remember that expensive umbrella policy Tod Kiegelmann sold us? |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
2253 |
I brought the big one, in case you forgot the breath mints. |
1.2500 |
0.08980 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
1 |
2254 |
It's a Christo. |
1.2500 |
0.08980 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
1 |
2255 |
Um, do you have any idea what it takes to keep a roof over our heads? |
1.2500 |
0.07777 |
32 |
24 |
8 |
0 |
2256 |
I don't know why, I just like Donald Trump. |
1.2500 |
0.07777 |
32 |
24 |
8 |
0 |
2257 |
It's previous owners were the Kardashians." |
1.2500 |
0.08980 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
1 |
2258 |
What Sting wouldn't give for THIS umbrella! |
1.2500 |
0.07777 |
32 |
24 |
8 |
0 |
2259 |
My insurance company recommended an increase in my coverage. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
2260 |
"Its sustainable, made up entirely from repurposed batman costumes". |
1.2500 |
0.10040 |
32 |
26 |
4 |
2 |
2261 |
It was hard to find one big enough for my ego. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
2262 |
I bought the "climate change" size just in case. |
1.2500 |
0.10040 |
32 |
26 |
4 |
2 |
2263 |
They loved me at Burning Man. |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
28 |
21 |
7 |
0 |
2264 |
It's a NATO umbrella. Its big, but it doesn't work very well on the East Side. |
1.2500 |
0.08980 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
1 |
2265 |
I also require extra large condoms. |
1.2500 |
0.09237 |
36 |
29 |
5 |
2 |
2266 |
I just want to be sure I'm ready if this shower is part of climate change. |
1.2500 |
0.11061 |
28 |
23 |
3 |
2 |
2267 |
Sure, it keeps me dry, but taking it on the subway is a huge pain in the ass. |
1.2500 |
0.09237 |
36 |
29 |
5 |
2 |
2268 |
I got this from my donation to the Trump campaign. |
1.2500 |
0.07777 |
32 |
24 |
8 |
0 |
2269 |
This jacket is suede. |
1.2500 |
0.10040 |
32 |
26 |
4 |
2 |
2270 |
How did you guess that I'm from Seattle? |
1.2500 |
0.10040 |
32 |
26 |
4 |
2 |
2271 |
Good cover is essential to a spy |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
2272 |
At least in some regards, size does matter. |
1.2500 |
0.07777 |
32 |
24 |
8 |
0 |
2273 |
My ex thought I was overcompensating for something. |
1.2500 |
0.08980 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
1 |
2274 |
Yeah, but the slightest breeze... |
1.2500 |
0.10040 |
32 |
26 |
4 |
2 |
2275 |
It's a dick thing. |
1.2500 |
0.11880 |
32 |
28 |
0 |
4 |
2276 |
Do you think it strikes the right note of middle aged whimsy? |
1.2500 |
0.08980 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
1 |
2277 |
Now remember, grab my arm at the first sign of a strong gust of wind and don't let go until we've touched down again. |
1.2500 |
0.07777 |
32 |
24 |
8 |
0 |
2278 |
It's not my fault you didn't come prepared. Get out. |
1.2500 |
0.10999 |
32 |
27 |
2 |
3 |
2279 |
I ordered it online from "Beanstalk Enterprises". |
1.2500 |
0.08980 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
1 |
2280 |
Believe me, when it's pouring I'm a real popular guy. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
2281 |
I'm participating in the sharing economy. |
1.2500 |
0.10999 |
32 |
27 |
2 |
3 |
2282 |
I wish there were more pickup trucks on Uber. |
1.2500 |
0.10999 |
32 |
27 |
2 |
3 |
2283 |
believe me my hands are fine, you know normal, they just look small because of the umbrella |
1.2500 |
0.08980 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
1 |
2284 |
This must be what they meant by 'shrink-resistant'. |
1.2500 |
0.08980 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
1 |
2285 |
I'm overcompensating because I don't smile that much. |
1.2500 |
0.10040 |
32 |
26 |
4 |
2 |
2286 |
Working for The Travelers has its perks. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
2287 |
Well, at least I can get one thing up when the time is right. |
1.2500 |
0.08980 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
1 |
2288 |
Gutters? This thing is impractical enough. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
2289 |
You always told me "Go big or go home." |
1.2500 |
0.07777 |
32 |
24 |
8 |
0 |
2290 |
I am NOT insisting that size matters! |
1.2500 |
0.10040 |
32 |
26 |
4 |
2 |
2291 |
Do you mind if we avoid Fifth Avenue? |
1.2500 |
0.08980 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
1 |
2292 |
No, I'm not trying to compensate for anything. |
1.2500 |
0.10040 |
32 |
26 |
4 |
2 |
2293 |
Yeah but I've been flagged by Uber. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
2294 |
It's the new flash mob model. |
1.2500 |
0.11061 |
28 |
23 |
3 |
2 |
2295 |
Shall I turn the WiFi on? |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
28 |
21 |
7 |
0 |
2296 |
Today I bought us five more life insurance policies. |
1.2500 |
0.08980 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
1 |
2297 |
I can't help it. I have a really big smile. |
1.2500 |
0.08980 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
1 |
2298 |
Yes, it's bigger than my ex-husband's. |
1.2500 |
0.10040 |
32 |
26 |
4 |
2 |
2299 |
Ma'am, you can never have too much coverage. |
1.2500 |
0.08980 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
1 |
2300 |
I tried the smile thing but this is better. |
1.2500 |
0.10040 |
32 |
26 |
4 |
2 |
2301 |
Always prepared for company. |
1.2500 |
0.08980 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
1 |
2302 |
With all the stress going on in the top floors you can never be too careful |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
2303 |
What, now you have a case of umbrella envy? |
1.2500 |
0.10040 |
32 |
26 |
4 |
2 |
2304 |
I don't think we need to buy everything at Costco. |
1.2500 |
0.07777 |
32 |
24 |
8 |
0 |
2305 |
Works better than online dating. |
1.2500 |
0.08980 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
1 |
2306 |
Wind gusts can be a bit tricky. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
2307 |
My insurance agent told me I need more coverage for a rainy day. |
1.2444 |
0.07885 |
45 |
36 |
7 |
2 |
2308 |
It prevents shrinkage. |
1.2439 |
0.08396 |
41 |
33 |
6 |
2 |
2309 |
OK, maybe we didn't need the 6' Plus. |
1.2432 |
0.08133 |
37 |
29 |
7 |
1 |
2310 |
It's the Presidential model, designed to cover even the biggest head. |
1.2432 |
0.08133 |
37 |
29 |
7 |
1 |
2311 |
"My retinue of flunkies will arrive shortly". |
1.2432 |
0.08133 |
37 |
29 |
7 |
1 |
2312 |
I got it a the one percent store. |
1.2424 |
0.10687 |
33 |
28 |
2 |
3 |
2313 |
It's like Uber but with an umbrella. That'll be fifteen dollars. |
1.2424 |
0.10687 |
33 |
28 |
2 |
3 |
2314 |
I used to work at Traveler's… |
1.2424 |
0.07576 |
33 |
25 |
8 |
0 |
2315 |
I'm just waiting for it to rain cats and dogs. |
1.2424 |
0.09761 |
33 |
27 |
4 |
2 |
2316 |
You told me that bigger is better. |
1.2424 |
0.08737 |
33 |
26 |
6 |
1 |
2317 |
Did you really need to buy 5 of these? |
1.2424 |
0.09761 |
33 |
27 |
4 |
2 |
2318 |
I thought you said it was going to be a flash mob. |
1.2424 |
0.09761 |
33 |
27 |
4 |
2 |
2319 |
I'm only slightly compensating. |
1.2424 |
0.07576 |
33 |
25 |
8 |
0 |
2320 |
It clears your path on the sidewalk, as well. |
1.2424 |
0.07576 |
33 |
25 |
8 |
0 |
2321 |
I got this from the Republican party, they decided they didn't need a big umbrella. |
1.2424 |
0.08737 |
33 |
26 |
6 |
1 |
2322 |
It's called the 'Trumprella.' |
1.2424 |
0.10687 |
33 |
28 |
2 |
3 |
2323 |
This is how your umbrella policy works. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2324 |
I've lost a little weight since I got this... |
1.2414 |
0.10708 |
29 |
24 |
3 |
2 |
2325 |
I finally found a way to repurpose some of our patio furniture since moving to the city. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2326 |
Could you please give me a little room here? |
1.2414 |
0.08087 |
29 |
22 |
7 |
0 |
2327 |
"Well, you always say we should meet new people". |
1.2414 |
0.08087 |
29 |
22 |
7 |
0 |
2328 |
I hope the guy I 'borrowed' this from isn't looking for me. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2329 |
In the event of a wind gust, I'll start dinner. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2330 |
Sorry, there's just enough room for me and my ego. |
1.2414 |
0.08087 |
29 |
22 |
7 |
0 |
2331 |
I only use it during the silly season. |
1.2414 |
0.10708 |
29 |
24 |
3 |
2 |
2332 |
I meet a lot of women when I pull this out. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2333 |
It was advertised as a portable bus stop. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2334 |
Our umbrella organization is trying to be more inclusive. |
1.2414 |
0.08087 |
29 |
22 |
7 |
0 |
2335 |
Donald Trump's hair umbrella. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2336 |
Won't your wife be in trouble without her umbrella, Mr. Poppins |
1.2414 |
0.08087 |
29 |
22 |
7 |
0 |
2337 |
I bought it before I went on the biggest loser |
1.2414 |
0.10708 |
29 |
24 |
3 |
2 |
2338 |
Hazel, you asked me to think big. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2339 |
I now it's large, I bought it at Trump Tower. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2340 |
Is that puddle purple? |
1.2414 |
0.10708 |
29 |
24 |
3 |
2 |
2341 |
Well at least we're not homeless anymore. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2342 |
Hold the umbrella and I will put my raincoat over the puddle for you |
1.2414 |
0.10708 |
29 |
24 |
3 |
2 |
2343 |
Thanks Obama. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2344 |
The city's DIY bus stop shelter plan is working out pretty well, don't you think? |
1.2414 |
0.08087 |
29 |
22 |
7 |
0 |
2345 |
Believe me, our insurance plan provides maximum coverage. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2346 |
I got talked into umbrella insurance. I really should have read the fine-print. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2347 |
I said condensation, not compensation! |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2348 |
It was your father who said, go big or go home. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2349 |
I thought they meant a Golden parachute... |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2350 |
My therapist says I'm overcompensating. For once I agree, but I don't pay him that much to tell me the obvious! |
1.2414 |
0.10708 |
29 |
24 |
3 |
2 |
2351 |
Alice, next time we take one of your pills, tell me first what it will do. |
1.2414 |
0.08087 |
29 |
22 |
7 |
0 |
2352 |
It came with the insurance policy I bought |
1.2414 |
0.10708 |
29 |
24 |
3 |
2 |
2353 |
It came with a little one for the microclimate it creates. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2354 |
It may get a bit crowded if it comes down heavier! |
1.2414 |
0.08087 |
29 |
22 |
7 |
0 |
2355 |
Actually, it's from my patio table. |
1.2414 |
0.10708 |
29 |
24 |
3 |
2 |
2356 |
Basically, I work for a big umbrella corporation. |
1.2414 |
0.10708 |
29 |
24 |
3 |
2 |
2357 |
Oh, so you think I'm over-compensating for the size of my hands? |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2358 |
The weather report says there's a big storm on the way. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2359 |
Did they say anything about wind with this rain? |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2360 |
The best part of it is, in the event of a flood, you simply turn it upside down and it becomes a life raft. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2361 |
'El Niño' might be late, but it's still coming. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2362 |
I super-sized it at Brooks Brothers. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2363 |
My name is Noah. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2364 |
I can't afford to build an ark. |
1.2414 |
0.08087 |
29 |
22 |
7 |
0 |
2365 |
Wait 'til you see the Trump galoshes that came with it! |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2366 |
I just don't hear the laughter in the rain anymore since you bought this stupid thing. |
1.2414 |
0.10708 |
29 |
24 |
3 |
2 |
2367 |
You said it was raining cats and dogs. |
1.2414 |
0.08087 |
29 |
22 |
7 |
0 |
2368 |
Oh and they're front row seats too! |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2369 |
Too much is never enough. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2370 |
Accounting says we have too much overhead. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2371 |
Sorry, there's only room for me and my ego. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2372 |
Trump said it wasn't big enough. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2373 |
I wonder if this umbrella is big enough to save us from Trump. |
1.2414 |
0.11802 |
29 |
25 |
1 |
3 |
2374 |
Climate change, you know. |
1.2414 |
0.11802 |
29 |
25 |
1 |
3 |
2375 |
You see, I know this guy named Noah... |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2376 |
Are you from Texas? |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2377 |
The umbrella was cheap, but the insurance premiums are killing me. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2378 |
Seriously, I have big galoshes to fill. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2379 |
Hold this while I dance |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2380 |
I got it from a Republican. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2381 |
There's always room for one more. |
1.2414 |
0.08087 |
29 |
22 |
7 |
0 |
2382 |
After the flood, I really wanted full coverage. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2383 |
In place of a golden parachute ... |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2384 |
I'm a big believer in trickle down economics. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2385 |
I had hoped for a golden parachute. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2386 |
You're the only one here. I can't believe no one else showed up. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2387 |
I have this fear of falling pianos. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2388 |
Yes, this is our full coverage umbrella policy. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2389 |
Let's just say my cat was not amused. |
1.2414 |
0.10708 |
29 |
24 |
3 |
2 |
2390 |
I don't like Pina Coladas. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2391 |
Why didn't you bring the big umbrella? |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2392 |
Actually, the updraft makes it surprisingly light. The worst part is sharing it with someone with stinky breath. By the way... |
1.2414 |
0.11802 |
29 |
25 |
1 |
3 |
2393 |
No it's not. Look at those hands, are they small hands? |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2394 |
You're right. I am probably over-insured. |
1.2400 |
0.10456 |
25 |
20 |
4 |
1 |
2395 |
See? I told you it would rain. |
1.2400 |
0.10456 |
25 |
20 |
4 |
1 |
2396 |
A smile just wasn't doing it for me |
1.2400 |
0.10456 |
25 |
20 |
4 |
1 |
2397 |
...... a guy named Noah handed it to me and said, "Take this......... you'll need it." |
1.2400 |
0.10456 |
25 |
20 |
4 |
1 |
2398 |
It came free with the insurance |
1.2381 |
0.11761 |
21 |
17 |
3 |
1 |
2399 |
I got the biggest one just in case it rains "cats and dogs" |
1.2368 |
0.07942 |
38 |
30 |
7 |
1 |
2400 |
With pollsters now forecasting weather, Bill and Sally had to be extra careful with margin of error. |
1.2368 |
0.07942 |
38 |
30 |
7 |
1 |
2401 |
I've been dieting for a while. |
1.2353 |
0.08506 |
34 |
27 |
6 |
1 |
2402 |
.... So it was then I vowed to never lose another umbrella. |
1.2353 |
0.08506 |
34 |
27 |
6 |
1 |
2403 |
I haven't shared a cab in years. |
1.2353 |
0.08506 |
34 |
27 |
6 |
1 |
2404 |
Size has no bearing on whether or not we need rubbers. |
1.2353 |
0.09496 |
34 |
28 |
4 |
2 |
2405 |
One thing you need to know about me... I've never been someone who likes to draw attention to himself. |
1.2353 |
0.08506 |
34 |
27 |
6 |
1 |
2406 |
Sorry, this is only big enough for me and my ego. |
1.2353 |
0.07384 |
34 |
26 |
8 |
0 |
2407 |
When closed, it fits neatly in my briefcase." |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2408 |
I think it's time we live a little and just walk in the rain. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2409 |
Actually, transnational, conglomerate business insurance. How'd you guess? |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2410 |
Come up to my place and I'll show you my galoshes. |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
2411 |
I want you to see my wacky, impulsive side. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2412 |
Now that we are empty nesters, we probably won't be needing this. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2413 |
It's no longer needed by the Republican Party |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2414 |
Its an umbrella designed for polygamist. Why do you ask? |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2415 |
I believe in over insuring. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2416 |
They say it's not size that matters, but I've always been an over-compensator anyway |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2417 |
I live upstairs. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2418 |
I told you this is the year of Huge. |
1.2333 |
0.11430 |
30 |
26 |
1 |
3 |
2419 |
My therapist says I have a Mary Poppins fetish. |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
2420 |
I bought it from a kindergarten teacher who moved here from Seattle. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2421 |
It's the light posts and trees that get in the way. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2422 |
All this talk about 'manspreading', I just don't get it. |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
2423 |
Wish our insurance was this good. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2424 |
I don't think I can handle a larger coverage plan. |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
2425 |
I can understand why you thought you were buying actual insurance, but, no, it's just a guy with a big umbrella. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2426 |
One way or another, I will cast a larger shadow than my father. |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2427 |
Tell me size doesn't matter now. |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2428 |
You know, I hate to admit this, but sometimes being an eternal pessimist has its upside |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2429 |
We must have 10 umbrellas and the only one I could find was the deck! |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2430 |
I found it near the Empire State Building, beside a giant cocktail glass. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2431 |
it's my way of giving back. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2432 |
It came with my Supersized Happy Meal. |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2433 |
This date has been supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
2434 |
The diet HAS been working, thanks! |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2435 |
It's cats and dogs proof |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2436 |
I'm expecting to see Noah and his gang soon. |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
2437 |
I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee. |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
2438 |
My weather mantra is be prepared. |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
2439 |
I was afraid you'd melt. |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
2440 |
It's HUGE. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2441 |
"I thought I was ordering a big policy"! |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2442 |
I work on Wall Street, they told me to carry a big one. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2443 |
You never listen to me. "Cats and dogs" is only a figure of speech. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2444 |
Who will stop the rain? I will stop the rain. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2445 |
It's for the Cleveland fallout. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2446 |
It was a gift from our insurance agent when we signed up for his full umbrella coverage! |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2447 |
I told you, I'm not saying you're fat! |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2448 |
Yes. I'm thinking of moving to Texas. |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2449 |
First, our insurance agent suggested we get wider coverage on our umbrella policy. That got me thinking... |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
2450 |
It's great now, but try taking it on the subway. |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2451 |
I sell insurance now. |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2452 |
You know what they say about umbrella size. |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
2453 |
No, they did not have a matching briefcase... |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2454 |
This umbrella was made in Texas. |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2455 |
You don't know how many pollutants each raindrop has. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2456 |
It's for the Trump reign. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2457 |
Polyamorous fantasies? Me? |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
2458 |
What do you say we try to find a sidewalk ventilation grate. |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
2459 |
Yes indeed, our company has you covered. |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2460 |
Same coverage, but cheaper than insurance. |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
2461 |
It does cause a bit of a problem at the ballpark' |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2462 |
I patented the dry pants umbrella... |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
2463 |
I got it at a Trump store. Keep America dry. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2464 |
"Did I mention my ex-wife was on the heavy side"? |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2465 |
It was a gift for switching insurance companies. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2466 |
It's the smallest model that qualifies for Uber Umbrella. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2467 |
I think I've got it covered |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2468 |
I brought the umbrella, it's your job to throw your coat over the puddle. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2469 |
Yes it's raining, and yes, I've lost weight... |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
2470 |
Cast a large net, I always say |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2471 |
Ya, you could say I idolize Mary Poppins. |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2472 |
I'm worried that it says 'Trump.' |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2473 |
Yes, it keeps me dry, but really I used it for the ambiguity. |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2474 |
One pill makes you larger, and one pill ... |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2475 |
This new line of introvert umbrellas has been great. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2476 |
It's like Uber for umbrellas. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2477 |
Perks of a SuperDelegate. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2478 |
I'm hoping the Republican Party gets the hint. |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
2479 |
Just see it as a dress rehearsal for the England trip |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2480 |
There are a number of benefits to using a corporate umbrella. |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2481 |
See I told you McDonald's can super size anything. |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2482 |
Have you seen what this stuff does to the finish of a car? |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2483 |
I asked my insurer for umbrella coverage, and it sent me this. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2484 |
Everyone behind me in my section at Yankee Stadium hates me. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2485 |
I thought you said you worked for an umbrella company in a metaphorical way |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2486 |
You should see my house |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2487 |
I thought I might need it for the Trump presidency |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
2488 |
I feel so much better after losing all that weight. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2489 |
I told you about my liposuction, didn't I? |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2490 |
And you know what they say about guys with big umbrellas... |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
2491 |
This must be that new GMO rain. |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
2492 |
I made it myself. I call it Uberella. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2493 |
I'm compensating for something. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2494 |
I bought this before I learned to have a realistic body image. |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2495 |
Well, I do worry about strong winds. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2496 |
You're going to have to make do with this,I can't make everything bigger. |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
2497 |
Pardon me, Miss. Are you sure you have enought insurance? |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2498 |
Yeah, but it's a nightmare in the wind. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2499 |
So you see, Mrs. Jones, our policy comes with broad coverage. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2500 |
My agent said I need to have a large umbrella policy. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2501 |
When you pay $500 for a cabana, you better take the umbrella. |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
2502 |
As you can see by signing up for umbrella insurance you get extra coverage. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2503 |
Yes, I'm compensating for something. |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
2504 |
Is overcompensating really so bad? |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2505 |
My insurane agent was trying to make a point. |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
2506 |
Technically, this qualifies as an Airbnb. |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
2507 |
My mom says this means I still don't have enough sense. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2508 |
I believe in a large umbrella policy. |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2509 |
I'm in my Pop Art phase. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2510 |
I was at Woodstock |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2511 |
My hips aren't that big |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2512 |
Should we talk about the weather? |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
2513 |
Say what you will, it's good to be part of an umbrella organization. |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2514 |
Does our umbrella coverage include public embarrassment? |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2515 |
On days like this I get sentimental about my time as a paratrooper. |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2516 |
I couldn't resist. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2517 |
Expensive, yes, but it doubles as a hot tub. |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2518 |
And if it rains hard enough I can flip it over and it turns into a boat. |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2519 |
Or....We could play golf. |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2520 |
Honey, now that we are empty nesters, we should really consider downsizing |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2521 |
It's always good to be inclusive. |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2522 |
It wasn't this big until I stood next to you |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
2523 |
I have a very large family. |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2524 |
Really tough getting this back in my briefcase. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2525 |
So, we'll just have to find an Uber car with a sunroof; it's still worth it! |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2526 |
Does your insurance provide sufficient coverage? |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
2527 |
I call it "Godbrella" |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
2528 |
You laughed when I first bought it but who's got the last laugh now? |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
2529 |
Do you always have to overcompensate? |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2530 |
It's worse than you think. The spec we gave the Defense Acquisition guys was for a cocktail umbrella. |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2531 |
In a stiff wind, it makes me feel like Mary Poppins'. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2532 |
Singing in the rain doesn't do it for me! |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2533 |
How many kids do you see yourself having? |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2534 |
Ever since the great cats and dogs flood of '86, I don't take any chances. |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
2535 |
It's how I make friends |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2536 |
I choose to keep my circle small |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2537 |
You know what they say, "Big umbrella, big feet." |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2538 |
I donated the house to public radio. |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
2539 |
I also own the largest SUV in its class. |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
2540 |
I bought it at Shaq's yard sale, why? |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2541 |
It's one of those silly promotions for Viagra. |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2542 |
It doesn't help with cabs but the double decker buses always stop. |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
2543 |
It's a freebie from my insurance company |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2544 |
I've been promoted to Risk Management. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2545 |
Well, *somebody* has to be the responsible one. |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2546 |
I saved up for a raining day. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2547 |
The smile wasn't working so I got this instead. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2548 |
I only promised it wouldn't rain on you; I never said anything about a parade... |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2549 |
I see they finally made an umbrella proportional to your ego. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2550 |
You can never be to rich, to skinny, or have too much insurance! |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2551 |
Were ready in case it rains cats and dogs |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2552 |
And this is why we needed the umbrella policy. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2553 |
Intimate, environmentally conscious, and far more cost effective than Uber. |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2554 |
Of course, the key to our own happiness is leaving others out in the rain. |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
2555 |
Marty Poppins at your service, ma'am. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2556 |
Trump left it in my car. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2557 |
You never know what you'll find in the subway. |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2558 |
I got this after winning the lottery. . . for all those relatives I didn't know I had |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2559 |
No, you hold it! |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
2560 |
I work for Travelers Insurance. |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2561 |
I miss your dry sense of humor. |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
2562 |
...and I don't usually speak poorly of your family Linda, but I still think your brother is compensating for something with that new truck... |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
2563 |
This is just the prototype, the finished Poppins 2000 will be come in a variety of colors. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2564 |
Some do it with cars others with boats. I find that umbrellas are a far more practical way to over compensate |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2565 |
Be assured, there's no gap in my umbrella coverage |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2566 |
I agree, Susan. The recent rise in shady umbrella corporations is becoming a large-scale problem. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2567 |
It compensates for my little hands. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2568 |
In no way is this a metaphor for our marriage. |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2569 |
You've heard 'Never shop for groceries when you're hungry'? Well, the same goes for rain gear in a thunderstorm. |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2570 |
It keeps me dry, but tap dancing is out of the question. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2571 |
Clearly, it also repels women. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2572 |
With a strong gust, I can do a Mary Poppins. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2573 |
Yes, but it was just right before the kids all left home. |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2574 |
What color is your parachute? |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
2575 |
Mr. Trump will be bringing so many people under one of these fantastic umbrellas. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2576 |
You do care about my hair-do |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2577 |
I come from a large family |
1.2333 |
0.07854 |
30 |
23 |
7 |
0 |
2578 |
I'm finding there are some drawbacks to the sharing economy. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2579 |
Microphobia my entire life. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2580 |
You know, it does take HUGE, strong hands to hold up such a large umbrella. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2581 |
How did you know I am an insurance salesman? |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
2582 |
I could go for a wet one. |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
2583 |
Actually, I'm an introvert but it was such a good deal, I couldn't pass it up. |
1.2308 |
0.10088 |
26 |
21 |
4 |
1 |
2584 |
I don't want to be dry. I want to be an internet meme. |
1.2308 |
0.10088 |
26 |
21 |
4 |
1 |
2585 |
My insurance agent sold it to me... |
1.2308 |
0.08427 |
26 |
20 |
6 |
0 |
2586 |
Does this look too macho? |
1.2308 |
0.10088 |
26 |
21 |
4 |
1 |
2587 |
I guess I have lost a little weight. |
1.2286 |
0.08287 |
35 |
28 |
6 |
1 |
2588 |
Yes- I actually would melt. |
1.2286 |
0.09245 |
35 |
29 |
4 |
2 |
2589 |
I have big hands too. |
1.2286 |
0.09245 |
35 |
29 |
4 |
2 |
2590 |
When it floods we can use it as a boat! |
1.2286 |
0.07201 |
35 |
27 |
8 |
0 |
2591 |
I got at a patio furniture sale. |
1.2286 |
0.07201 |
35 |
27 |
8 |
0 |
2592 |
I see it as a cost-free way of maximizing my real-estate holdings. |
1.2286 |
0.08287 |
35 |
28 |
6 |
1 |
2593 |
But it's STILL always me that ends up getting wet. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
2594 |
Everything is yuge this year. |
1.2273 |
0.11266 |
22 |
18 |
3 |
1 |
2595 |
I was expecting more rain AND a larger crowd. |
1.2273 |
0.11266 |
22 |
18 |
3 |
1 |
2596 |
I promised to love, honor and always have you covered. |
1.2258 |
0.10064 |
31 |
26 |
3 |
2 |
2597 |
They call this a small at McDonalds. |
1.2258 |
0.07634 |
31 |
24 |
7 |
0 |
2598 |
I picked this up on Kickstarter. |
1.2258 |
0.10064 |
31 |
26 |
3 |
2 |
2599 |
It's a good thing I packed the spare in my brief case. Never know with this weather. |
1.2258 |
0.08932 |
31 |
25 |
5 |
1 |
2600 |
Yes Mary, size does matter. |
1.2258 |
0.08932 |
31 |
25 |
5 |
1 |
2601 |
It's a big enough umbrella, but you're still all wet |
1.2258 |
0.08932 |
31 |
25 |
5 |
1 |
2602 |
I'm afraid of cats AND dogs. |
1.2258 |
0.08932 |
31 |
25 |
5 |
1 |
2603 |
I was raised Mormon. |
1.2258 |
0.10064 |
31 |
26 |
3 |
2 |
2604 |
Where did they all go? |
1.2258 |
0.08932 |
31 |
25 |
5 |
1 |
2605 |
My ex-wife had a big head. |
1.2258 |
0.08932 |
31 |
25 |
5 |
1 |
2606 |
I have a very generous umbrella policy |
1.2258 |
0.08932 |
31 |
25 |
5 |
1 |
2607 |
It's an all-inclusive umbrella. |
1.2258 |
0.10064 |
31 |
26 |
3 |
2 |
2608 |
It's for when it rains cats and dogs. |
1.2258 |
0.07634 |
31 |
24 |
7 |
0 |
2609 |
I got it from Trump Tower. |
1.2258 |
0.08932 |
31 |
25 |
5 |
1 |
2610 |
Obama Care |
1.2258 |
0.08932 |
31 |
25 |
5 |
1 |
2611 |
This is nothing. You should see my rainy day fund. |
1.2258 |
0.07634 |
31 |
24 |
7 |
0 |
2612 |
This ought to give us some sidewalk space. |
1.2258 |
0.08932 |
31 |
25 |
5 |
1 |
2613 |
... plus it repels bike messengers. |
1.2258 |
0.08932 |
31 |
25 |
5 |
1 |
2614 |
I found it in a cab. n |
1.2258 |
0.08932 |
31 |
25 |
5 |
1 |
2615 |
don't complain about me not putting a roof over your head |
1.2258 |
0.10064 |
31 |
26 |
3 |
2 |
2616 |
Don't ask where I kept this. |
1.2258 |
0.07634 |
31 |
24 |
7 |
0 |
2617 |
I know, but it's one way we can assert some personal space. |
1.2258 |
0.07634 |
31 |
24 |
7 |
0 |
2618 |
If you have an inkling as to what this might be compensating for, please do tell. |
1.2258 |
0.08932 |
31 |
25 |
5 |
1 |
2619 |
The audit says we have a large overhead. |
1.2258 |
0.08932 |
31 |
25 |
5 |
1 |
2620 |
Into my life a LOT of rain falls. |
1.2258 |
0.08932 |
31 |
25 |
5 |
1 |
2621 |
Sure it may seem big now, but what if we want a family? |
1.2258 |
0.07634 |
31 |
24 |
7 |
0 |
2622 |
You didn't bring your handbag? This certainly isn't going to fit in my briefcase. |
1.2258 |
0.11081 |
31 |
27 |
1 |
3 |
2623 |
It's the latest thing, a golf umbrella that covers the green. |
1.2258 |
0.08932 |
31 |
25 |
5 |
1 |
2624 |
It sure comes in handy but, the mini storage bill is a bitch. |
1.2258 |
0.08932 |
31 |
25 |
5 |
1 |
2625 |
I got it at Big Lots. |
1.2258 |
0.08932 |
31 |
25 |
5 |
1 |
2626 |
So... this was your grand scheme in saving for a rainy day? |
1.2258 |
0.10064 |
31 |
26 |
3 |
2 |
2627 |
No, I don't work in insurance. Why would you think that? |
1.2258 |
0.07634 |
31 |
24 |
7 |
0 |
2628 |
It's not a problem...I have big hands. |
1.2258 |
0.08932 |
31 |
25 |
5 |
1 |
2629 |
You see, size does count. |
1.2258 |
0.07634 |
31 |
24 |
7 |
0 |
2630 |
Got it from "Survivalist". It doubles as a lifeboat. |
1.2258 |
0.08932 |
31 |
25 |
5 |
1 |
2631 |
I got it at a Republican National Committee auction. They called it their 'big tent'. |
1.2258 |
0.08932 |
31 |
25 |
5 |
1 |
2632 |
In the insurance business, umbrella policies rule! |
1.2222 |
0.11111 |
27 |
23 |
2 |
2 |
2633 |
working in insurance has taught me a thing or two about coverage |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
2634 |
Are you sure this is just about climate change? |
1.2222 |
0.11111 |
27 |
23 |
2 |
2 |
2635 |
I've saved it for a rainy day. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
2636 |
It was ordered for the Republican Party but they decided to go in a different direction. |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
2637 |
I leave it up because folded it's too heavy to carry. |
1.2222 |
0.08153 |
27 |
21 |
6 |
0 |
2638 |
This helped me overcome my superstition of opening umbrellas indoors. |
1.2222 |
0.08153 |
27 |
21 |
6 |
0 |
2639 |
I wanted to be prepared in case it never stops raining. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
2640 |
I didn't read the fine print in the two-for-one offer on golf umbrellas. |
1.2222 |
0.08078 |
36 |
29 |
6 |
1 |
2641 |
That's the down-side of online shopping, you can never be sure you're going to get the right size. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
2642 |
Turns out the Saudi prince self-insures, but he gave me his spare umbrella for my trouble. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
2643 |
AND 100%SPF protection. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
2644 |
It's hell to get on an airplane. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
2645 |
Iguess that's what they meant by you're covered. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
2646 |
I used to be a lot heavier! |
1.2222 |
0.08153 |
27 |
21 |
6 |
0 |
2647 |
Fo' drizzle. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
2648 |
Here, can you hold this for a sec? |
1.2188 |
0.08677 |
32 |
26 |
5 |
1 |
2649 |
I'm glad we added the umbrella policy. |
1.2188 |
0.07425 |
32 |
25 |
7 |
0 |
2650 |
I'm a very social person. |
1.2188 |
0.07425 |
32 |
25 |
7 |
0 |
2651 |
You could just walk around it. |
1.2188 |
0.07425 |
32 |
25 |
7 |
0 |
2652 |
I bought it on my trip to Texas. |
1.2188 |
0.07425 |
32 |
25 |
7 |
0 |
2653 |
Rain, no, I use this for sun block. |
1.2188 |
0.08677 |
32 |
26 |
5 |
1 |
2654 |
My job requires that I cover a lot of ground. |
1.2188 |
0.08677 |
32 |
26 |
5 |
1 |
2655 |
Rain, yes, rain and high wind not so much. |
1.2188 |
0.09770 |
32 |
27 |
3 |
2 |
2656 |
That diet worked too well |
1.2188 |
0.08677 |
32 |
26 |
5 |
1 |
2657 |
I guess the Chess Club is not coming. |
1.2188 |
0.09770 |
32 |
27 |
3 |
2 |
2658 |
In case of flooding it also serves as a boat. |
1.2188 |
0.09770 |
32 |
27 |
3 |
2 |
2659 |
It's the minivan of umbrellas. |
1.2188 |
0.08677 |
32 |
26 |
5 |
1 |
2660 |
I'm listing the extra room on airbnb. |
1.2188 |
0.08677 |
32 |
26 |
5 |
1 |
2661 |
I'm attempting to attract an entourage. |
1.2188 |
0.07425 |
32 |
25 |
7 |
0 |
2662 |
So much for a golden parachute, eh? |
1.2188 |
0.09770 |
32 |
27 |
3 |
2 |
2663 |
I’m throwing a bone to Caption Contest entrants who never tire of jokes about penis size. |
1.2174 |
0.10810 |
23 |
19 |
3 |
1 |
2664 |
In the army it covered an entire platoon. |
1.2174 |
0.10810 |
23 |
19 |
3 |
1 |
2665 |
I hope you like dogs because I have twelve. |
1.2174 |
0.08794 |
23 |
18 |
5 |
0 |
2666 |
I'm an undercover agent for the weather bureau. |
1.2162 |
0.07880 |
37 |
30 |
6 |
1 |
2667 |
Yes, a Hummer limo--how'd you guess? |
1.2162 |
0.07880 |
37 |
30 |
6 |
1 |
2668 |
I used to have a parade. |
1.2162 |
0.07880 |
37 |
30 |
6 |
1 |
2669 |
It made me realize that Mary Poppins and Maury Povitch share the same initials ... and I started to question if I really was the father of my children. |
1.2162 |
0.07880 |
37 |
30 |
6 |
1 |
2670 |
I had it made for the Republican convention but I'm thinking I won't be using it. |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
2671 |
And if it floods, she makes a pretty fair boat. |
1.2143 |
0.07897 |
28 |
22 |
6 |
0 |
2672 |
It's from the Mary Poppins 'supersonic' collection. |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
2673 |
i'm a community organizer. |
1.2143 |
0.10736 |
28 |
24 |
2 |
2 |
2674 |
It's a gift from my insurance agent. |
1.2143 |
0.07897 |
28 |
22 |
6 |
0 |
2675 |
Everyone at work has been congratulating both of us on our weight loss. |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
2676 |
Who said chivalry was dead? |
1.2143 |
0.10736 |
28 |
24 |
2 |
2 |
2677 |
Now that we're empty nesters I guess it's time we downsize our umbrella. |
1.2143 |
0.07897 |
28 |
22 |
6 |
0 |
2678 |
Let it now rain cats and dogs. |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
2679 |
I finally have a reason to tell people why my left arm is so muscular that doesn't shed light on my frequent masturbating. |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
2680 |
Funny you should ask; my family is Mormon..... |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
2681 |
You can pay me by the hour, or by the shower. |
1.2143 |
0.07897 |
28 |
22 |
6 |
0 |
2682 |
It's hard to act like a helpful citizen and still work under cover. |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
2683 |
How much do you think we can rent this space for? |
1.2143 |
0.07897 |
28 |
22 |
6 |
0 |
2684 |
I guess the rumors were true. You really don't know how to get a girl wet. |
1.2143 |
0.07897 |
28 |
22 |
6 |
0 |
2685 |
Big enough for you now? |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
2686 |
I'm telling you, climate change is for real. |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
2687 |
don't you think this is a bit too elitist? |
1.2143 |
0.07897 |
28 |
22 |
6 |
0 |
2688 |
Excuse me, but would you mind if I kept you dry? |
1.2143 |
0.10736 |
28 |
24 |
2 |
2 |
2689 |
Oh, it's shoe size it correlates with ? |
1.2143 |
0.10736 |
28 |
24 |
2 |
2 |
2690 |
I'm too absorbent. |
1.2143 |
0.07897 |
28 |
22 |
6 |
0 |
2691 |
Honey, we're not at the golf course.. |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
2692 |
I plan to take my "Jumbrella" to Shark Tank. Should be a big winner in sales. |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
2693 |
Good day Ms. Jones. We have one more pick up to make then we'll be on our way. |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
2694 |
It's such a relief to retire my parka for the season. |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
2695 |
It keeps my Armani raincoat dry. |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
2696 |
So, in general, does that about cover it? |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
2697 |
But this is our umbrella policy. |
1.2143 |
0.07897 |
28 |
22 |
6 |
0 |
2698 |
For the last time, it's from the Trump Collection, and size is properly called Yuuuuge. |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
2699 |
They said there wasn't an umbrella big enough to fit my ego under. They say a lot of things they know nothing about. |
1.2143 |
0.08018 |
42 |
35 |
5 |
2 |
2700 |
Yes, I ordered it online. Why? |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
2701 |
Were you expecting some others? |
1.2143 |
0.07897 |
28 |
22 |
6 |
0 |
2702 |
I got it during Sandy. |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
2703 |
I can do laps in it too. |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
2704 |
I thought we would grow into it. |
1.2143 |
0.07897 |
28 |
22 |
6 |
0 |
2705 |
Yes, I am aquaphobic. Why do you ask? |
1.2143 |
0.10736 |
28 |
24 |
2 |
2 |
2706 |
It's given me more friends than Facebook. |
1.2143 |
0.10736 |
28 |
24 |
2 |
2 |
2707 |
No one's going to rain on *my* parade. |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
2708 |
the policy was to good to turn down |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
2709 |
Alice, you have No clue what people say about men with small umbrellas. |
1.2143 |
0.10736 |
28 |
24 |
2 |
2 |
2710 |
"Rain completes me." . |
1.2143 |
0.10736 |
28 |
24 |
2 |
2 |
2711 |
Does this mean you'll sing louder? |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
2712 |
It's the new Trump umbrella -- amazing, yooodge, but I would've expected a larger handle. |
1.2143 |
0.11905 |
28 |
25 |
0 |
3 |
2713 |
The Jolly Green Giant just polished off his piña colada |
1.2143 |
0.10736 |
28 |
24 |
2 |
2 |
2714 |
My agent said I should increase my umbrella coverage. |
1.2143 |
0.10736 |
28 |
24 |
2 |
2 |
2715 |
I'm usually quite popular. |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
2716 |
Killer app!" "Yeah. Even better than Flashlight. |
1.2143 |
0.10736 |
28 |
24 |
2 |
2 |
2717 |
The umbrella's a metaphor, I actually sell insurance. |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
2718 |
We should consider downsizing now that the kids are out of strollers. |
1.2143 |
0.07897 |
28 |
22 |
6 |
0 |
2719 |
It also provides protection against catastrophic losses! |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
2720 |
Umbrella policy! recommended by my insurance guy. |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
2721 |
I want a family. |
1.2143 |
0.07897 |
28 |
22 |
6 |
0 |
2722 |
Pulled this from my golf bag when I saw the forecast. You should see my putter. |
1.2143 |
0.07897 |
28 |
22 |
6 |
0 |
2723 |
I also use it as a Cellphone Tower and WIFI Router |
1.2128 |
0.06757 |
47 |
38 |
8 |
1 |
2724 |
You're gonna need your own cab. |
1.2121 |
0.08436 |
33 |
27 |
5 |
1 |
2725 |
How do you like it? It's a genuine Paul Bunyan. |
1.2121 |
0.08436 |
33 |
27 |
5 |
1 |
2726 |
What do you mean that I am compensating for my tiny hands by buying something yuge? |
1.2121 |
0.09492 |
33 |
28 |
3 |
2 |
2727 |
They said there was going to be a really big storm. |
1.2121 |
0.08436 |
33 |
27 |
5 |
1 |
2728 |
Why yes, I am for universal health coverage. |
1.2121 |
0.08436 |
33 |
27 |
5 |
1 |
2729 |
I also bought the air rights. |
1.2121 |
0.08436 |
33 |
27 |
5 |
1 |
2730 |
I only work with Christo during inclement weather |
1.2121 |
0.08436 |
33 |
27 |
5 |
1 |
2731 |
I get that you just got a job in the CIA, but I don't think this is what your boss meant by 'undercover.' |
1.2121 |
0.09492 |
33 |
28 |
3 |
2 |
2732 |
I hate the way your mother is telling us that she wants to become a grandmother. |
1.2121 |
0.09492 |
33 |
28 |
3 |
2 |
2733 |
Singing in the rain was so last century. Now I'm all about staying extra dry and just humming a little. |
1.2121 |
0.09492 |
33 |
28 |
3 |
2 |
2734 |
You should see my beach umbrella! |
1.2121 |
0.07227 |
33 |
26 |
7 |
0 |
2735 |
I'm a former Fundamentalist Mormon. |
1.2105 |
0.09359 |
38 |
33 |
2 |
3 |
2736 |
I got it at the GOP outlet sale. They don't need big umbrellas anymore. |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
2737 |
I'm an English man,living in New York |
1.2083 |
0.06630 |
48 |
39 |
8 |
1 |
2738 |
This Trump's my old one. |
1.2083 |
0.10389 |
24 |
20 |
3 |
1 |
2739 |
I knew it was going to rain this bad today. Trump wins and even God cries a bit. |
1.2083 |
0.10389 |
24 |
20 |
3 |
1 |
2740 |
I mean generally speaking, we are dry... |
1.2083 |
0.10389 |
24 |
20 |
3 |
1 |
2741 |
So you think the umbrella I offer has way too much coverage? |
1.2083 |
0.08468 |
24 |
19 |
5 |
0 |
2742 |
The circus will never be the same without you! |
1.2083 |
0.08468 |
24 |
19 |
5 |
0 |
2743 |
You would not believe how selfish I was in the past. |
1.2083 |
0.10389 |
24 |
20 |
3 |
1 |
2744 |
Like I always say, carpooling is the lazy man's umbrella-pooling. |
1.2069 |
0.07655 |
29 |
23 |
6 |
0 |
2745 |
I have to keep it in a parking garage. |
1.2069 |
0.10386 |
29 |
25 |
2 |
2 |
2746 |
I hope this one's big enough for you. |
1.2069 |
0.10386 |
29 |
25 |
2 |
2 |
2747 |
We midgets have a big advantage when it comes to rain. |
1.2069 |
0.10386 |
29 |
25 |
2 |
2 |
2748 |
I'd love to have you move in, but where? |
1.2069 |
0.09123 |
29 |
24 |
4 |
1 |
2749 |
No, I don't know what they say about a man who carries a large umbrella. |
1.2069 |
0.10386 |
29 |
25 |
2 |
2 |
2750 |
It came in a small package. |
1.2069 |
0.07655 |
29 |
23 |
6 |
0 |
2751 |
Well, we'll just have to trade-in the Mini Cooper! |
1.2069 |
0.09123 |
29 |
24 |
4 |
1 |
2752 |
This is just in case it really starts raining cats and dogs. |
1.2069 |
0.09123 |
29 |
24 |
4 |
1 |
2753 |
This is good enough for a little spritz, but what will I do if it REALLY starts to rain? |
1.2069 |
0.07655 |
29 |
23 |
6 |
0 |
2754 |
What do you do with it when it stops raining? |
1.2069 |
0.07655 |
29 |
23 |
6 |
0 |
2755 |
I thought we could pick up a monumentally large pizza. |
1.2069 |
0.09123 |
29 |
24 |
4 |
1 |
2756 |
(And have you noticed the size of my hands?) |
1.2069 |
0.09123 |
29 |
24 |
4 |
1 |
2757 |
I just don't get why you need such a big briefcase. |
1.2069 |
0.10386 |
29 |
25 |
2 |
2 |
2758 |
It's good with the rain, bad with the ever increasing sense of isolation. |
1.2069 |
0.07655 |
29 |
23 |
6 |
0 |
2759 |
Wow, it REALLY has been a long time since we took a walk in the rain, isn't it? You'd just started this diet, I recall... |
1.2069 |
0.09123 |
29 |
24 |
4 |
1 |
2760 |
And it's rent controlled with dedicated parking tube. |
1.2069 |
0.09123 |
29 |
24 |
4 |
1 |
2761 |
My other girlfriends fit under here too, is that a problem? |
1.2069 |
0.07655 |
29 |
23 |
6 |
0 |
2762 |
My insurance agent recommended an umbrella policy. |
1.2069 |
0.07655 |
29 |
23 |
6 |
0 |
2763 |
Yes, big with the umbrella, big with the galoshes. |
1.2069 |
0.09123 |
29 |
24 |
4 |
1 |
2764 |
I come from a big family of hydrophobics... |
1.2069 |
0.07655 |
29 |
23 |
6 |
0 |
2765 |
I'm telling you, go with the umbrella policy... |
1.2069 |
0.09123 |
29 |
24 |
4 |
1 |
2766 |
Ever since I saw Jaws I've been afraid of the water. |
1.2069 |
0.07655 |
29 |
23 |
6 |
0 |
2767 |
Did we get the time right for the flash mob in the rain? |
1.2069 |
0.07655 |
29 |
23 |
6 |
0 |
2768 |
I bought this umbrella in Texas. |
1.2069 |
0.07655 |
29 |
23 |
6 |
0 |
2769 |
I only worry about the wind. |
1.2069 |
0.09123 |
29 |
24 |
4 |
1 |
2770 |
Dad hounded me constantly about always carrying a plenty of protection. |
1.2069 |
0.07655 |
29 |
23 |
6 |
0 |
2771 |
Thank you for choosing Uber Uber. |
1.2069 |
0.07655 |
29 |
23 |
6 |
0 |
2772 |
Must have packed my wives' umbrella by mistake. |
1.2069 |
0.09123 |
29 |
24 |
4 |
1 |
2773 |
I didn't buy this umbrella just for looks. I got it so we don't have to huddle together under a small one. I guess it is just for looks, then. |
1.2069 |
0.09123 |
29 |
24 |
4 |
1 |
2774 |
I like to be well endowed up top. |
1.2069 |
0.09123 |
29 |
24 |
4 |
1 |
2775 |
Should we have kids? |
1.2069 |
0.09123 |
29 |
24 |
4 |
1 |
2776 |
It's the Insurance version of a Golden Parachute. |
1.2069 |
0.09123 |
29 |
24 |
4 |
1 |
2777 |
Sir, How in the hell do you plan to get that thing on the bus? |
1.2069 |
0.10386 |
29 |
25 |
2 |
2 |
2778 |
Could be trouble with Uber. Collapse button is stuck. |
1.2069 |
0.09123 |
29 |
24 |
4 |
1 |
2779 |
This isn't just any big umbrella, this is the El Niño 700! |
1.2069 |
0.09123 |
29 |
24 |
4 |
1 |
2780 |
Compensating for something? |
1.2069 |
0.09123 |
29 |
24 |
4 |
1 |
2781 |
I got tired of wet feet. |
1.2069 |
0.10386 |
29 |
25 |
2 |
2 |
2782 |
It's the one good product Trump sells. |
1.2069 |
0.07655 |
29 |
23 |
6 |
0 |
2783 |
The Penguin sends his regrets. |
1.2069 |
0.07655 |
29 |
23 |
6 |
0 |
2784 |
This fall, everything's gonna be HUGE. |
1.2069 |
0.09123 |
29 |
24 |
4 |
1 |
2785 |
I thought you were bringing your family! |
1.2069 |
0.09123 |
29 |
24 |
4 |
1 |
2786 |
The Republicans didn't need it anymore. |
1.2069 |
0.07655 |
29 |
23 |
6 |
0 |
2787 |
It's your turn. |
1.2069 |
0.09123 |
29 |
24 |
4 |
1 |
2788 |
You should see the extra-large. |
1.2069 |
0.09123 |
29 |
24 |
4 |
1 |
2789 |
My insurance guy said I should get this. |
1.2069 |
0.09123 |
29 |
24 |
4 |
1 |
2790 |
Okay on the McMansion. But, the McBrella? |
1.2069 |
0.09123 |
29 |
24 |
4 |
1 |
2791 |
Sir Francis Drake did not have this... |
1.2069 |
0.11511 |
29 |
26 |
0 |
3 |
2792 |
We could go to dinner, but I'm afraid someone will mistake are umbrella for a table. |
1.2069 |
0.09123 |
29 |
24 |
4 |
1 |
2793 |
From my cold, wet hands. |
1.2069 |
0.09123 |
29 |
24 |
4 |
1 |
2794 |
Walk softly but carry a big umbrella, I always say. |
1.2069 |
0.07655 |
29 |
23 |
6 |
0 |
2795 |
Why, yes, I sell insurance; how did you know? |
1.2069 |
0.07655 |
29 |
23 |
6 |
0 |
2796 |
It's a benefit I provide for my employees. They all decided to take the bus today. |
1.2069 |
0.10 |